srt/seoiwuzyun/021.srt

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而家講下楊志，佢押住啲生辰綱，逼嗰啲擔擔嘅軍佬喺大熱天時趕路。

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就係噉樣，行咗十四五日，嗰十四個人呀，哎冇一個話唔嬲楊志嘅。

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梗係啦好辛苦㗎嘛。

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呢一日，係六月初四，佢哋喺客店嚟，又喺辰牌嘅時候，慢慢至起身透火煮飯，食完朝飯先至起行。

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都未曾到中午，嘩嗨你睇下一輪紅日當天，半絲雲都冇。

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嗰日呀確係熱得交關嘞，好似掉咗落個火爐噉。

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當日行嘅路呢，冚都係啲偏僻嘅山路嚟，崎嶇難行。

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楊志押住嗰十一個軍佬，約莫行咗廿零里。

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嗰班軍佬啊一見到有樹蔭呢又諗住行過去唞涼咯喎。

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楊志用支藤條猛咁打，喝佢哋話：快啲行啦，仲唞涼？

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又行咗一段路，到中午嘞，熱到呀不得了。

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真係石獅子都會喘氣啊鐵人都會流汗咁交關。

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嗰啲石頭呀，焫腳咁熱嘅，嗰班軍佬腳痛嘞，行唔逳嘞。

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嗰班友就話咯喎：哎呀熱得咁交關真係熱死人嚟咯。

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快啲行，過埋前便個山岡先至算啦。

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前便嗰個山岡，樹林好密，生滿晒茅草，地勢又非常之險峻。

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當時，佢哋一行十五個人上咗山岡。

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嗰班軍佬放低啲擔，十四個人就個個都趯晒去啲松樹蔭下便，瞓低就幾大都唔行。

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楊志話：死咯，呢處係乜嘢地方啊，你哋喺呢處唞涼？快啲起身走啊，走！

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哎呀你就算將我哋斬成七八碌都好啦我哋點都唔行㗎喇。

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楊志嬲起上嚟，攞住藤條兜頭兜面就鞭過去，之打得呢個起身嗰個又瞓返低，搞到楊志就冇晒符。

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嗰兩個虞候同老都管呢就行到氣㗾㗾喎，真係十個風爐都吹得着咁交關，上到嚟山岡呢，亦都坐喺啲樹蔭下便猛咁索氣。

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佢哋見到楊志打嗰班軍佬，老都管就話喇：

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哎呀，提轄啊，實在係熱到行唔逳咯，唔好怪罪佢哋喇。

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都管，你都唔知道，呢處叫做黃泥岡，正係啲賊佬出沒嘅地方。

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平時太平時節，天光白日尚且出嚟打劫，何況而家呢啲時候添，邊個咁大膽喺呢度歇腳啊？

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兩個虞候聽見楊志噉樣講就話喇：

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哈我都聽你講過好多次嘞，都唔怕譖嘅，一味講埋啲噉說話嚟嚇人。

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老都管就話：就等佢哋唞下罷啦，過咗中午先至行好唔好呢？

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楊志就話：乜連你都懵起上嚟呀，噉都得嘅咩？

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落咗呢個山岡，仲有七百里路係冇人煙㗎，呢啲係乜嘢地方吖？喺呢度唞涼？

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老都管就話：噉我自己喺度唞一陣，你話要行就趕佢哋行先係啦。

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楊志揸住藤條，就去喝嗰班軍佬嘞：

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你哋行唔行啊？邊個唔行我就打佢二十鞭！

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嗰班軍佬一齊嘈起上嚟嘞，其中有個話：

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提轄呀，我哋擔住百幾斤嘢，唔同你空手行噃，你都直情唔將人當人睇嘅哈。

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就算係留守相公親自嚟監押喇，都會聽我哋講返句㗎。

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你就一啲都唔知人痛癢，淨係會鬧人。

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真係畀你哋激死我，唔打你哋都唔得㗎！楊志攞起藤條兜頭就鞭過去。

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老都管喝住佢話：楊提轄，你咪打住！你聽我講吖。

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我喺東京太師府裏頭做奶工，太師手下啲官軍，我見過成千成萬喇。

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佢哋見到我呀，都要作個揖敬個禮，叫聲我㗎。

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唔係我話你啊，諒你不過係一個犯咗死罪嘅軍佬，嚱，相公可憐你，吓，抬舉你做個提轄。

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芝麻綠豆咁大個官職啫，使整成咁叻嘅？

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咪講話我係相公屋企嘅都管啦，就算我係個鄉下公你都要聽我勸一句啊。

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你一味咁打佢哋，噉你當佢哋係乜嘢嚟㗎？

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都管，你係城市裏便嘅人呀，終之無日都喺相府裏頭。

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路途上啲事千難萬險，你邊處知道得咁多吖？

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哈，四川、兩廣我都去過，幾時見過有人學似你噉，懶緊張㗎？

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而家唔同太平時候噃都管。

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楊提轄，你講啲噉嘅說話，真係要割咗你條脷就啱喇。

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而家個天下點唔太平法啊，吓？你講吖你講吖，點唔太平法吖？

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楊志正話想駁佢，忽然間，見到對面叢林裏便有個人影閃閃下，喺度探頭探腦裝緊過嚟，佢就話喇：

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我都講過嚟㗎啦，你睇，嗰便咪有賊嚟緊嘞咩？

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楊志掉低藤條，攞起朴刀大喝一聲：

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喂！你個嘢真大膽，居然敢嚟偷睇我嘅貨係嘛？

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楊志追到入去叢林，只見裏便一迾擺住七架江州車仔，即係啲獨輪嘅雞公車嘞。

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有七個人，除晒衫赤條條噉喺樹蔭下便唞涼。

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有個呢，鬢邊有一笪好大嘅硃砂痣嘅，隻手仲揸住一把朴刀。

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佢哋七個人，一見到楊志行到嚟面前就嗌咗一聲話哎呀噉，噼哩啪喇跳晒起身。

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楊志喝佢哋話喇：你哋係乜嘢人啊？

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嗰七個人就問返轉頭：你又係乜嘢人啊？

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你哋係唔係賊？吓！

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哈你都調轉嚟問嘅真係，大佬啊，我哋都係啲小本生意嚟咋邊有錢畀你㗎。

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哦，你哋係小本生意，噉我啊好大本錢咯噃。

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噉你實在係咩人啊大佬？

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你哋講先，你哋喺邊度嚟嘅？

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我哋七個弟兄，都係濠州嘅，運啲紅棗去東京賣。

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我哋都聽見人哋講過喇，話喺黃泥岡呢處呀，時時都有賊佬打劫嘅。

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我哋先頭一便行一便諗：

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我哋七個人，就係得呢幾車紅棗嘞又冇其他值錢嘅嘢嘅，睇個樣都唔怕啩噉，咪一於過岡咯。

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上到嚟山岡哎呀熱到頂唔順，就喺呢處樹林裏便唞下涼先，等晏啲涼返啲至行啦。

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先頭聽見有人上緊嚟山岡，我哋怕唔知係咪賊呢噉，所以就叫呢個弟兄出去望下咋嘛。

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哦，原來係噉係嘛？

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我哋大家都係做生意嘅，啱先見你哋裝裝下，怕係啲壞人，所以我哋追過嚟睇下啫。

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喂，呢位客官，嗱攞啲紅棗去食啦。

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唔要喇，多謝。

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楊志揸住朴刀行返過嚟自己啲貨擔呢便，老都管就話：喂，既然係有賊，我哋走罷啦。

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唔係唔係，我初時仲估話係賊佬添，原來係幾個賣紅棗嘅客商啫。

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哎噉唔係，如果好似先頭你講嘅咁得人驚，嘿佢哋早就冇命喇。

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都管唔好嘈喇，冇事梗係好定啦。

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好啦，你哋唞下先，等一陣陰啲先至行啦。

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嗰班軍佬聽見楊志話准佢哋唞下涼先至行，嘿，噉就高興返喇。

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楊志亦都行埋一便，將把朴刀插喺地下，坐喺樹蔭下便唞涼。

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過咗一陣，遠遠見到有個男人擔住一擔桶，唱住歌仔行緊上嚟山岡喎。

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佢唱乜嘢呢？佢唱話：赤日炎炎似火燒，野田禾稻都半枯焦。農夫心內如湯煮，公子王孫把扇搖。

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嗰個人唱住歌仔，上到嚟山岡嘞，就喺叢林裏便放落擔桶，坐喺度唞涼咯喎。

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嗰班軍佬見到就問嗰個人話喇：喂，你擔桶裏便係啲咩嘢嚟㗎？

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白酒啊。

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擔去邊㗎？

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哦，擔去村賣嘅啫嘛。

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賣幾多錢一桶啊？

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五貫錢一桶。

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嗰班軍佬就商量喇：喂喂，我哋又熱又頸渴，不如買啲飲下解下暑氣都好啊。

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好定啦。

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噉就嚟啦嚟啦，夾錢啦嚟啦。

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楊志睇見就過嚟喝佢哋話喇：你哋又做乜嘢啊？

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冇，買啖酒飲下咋嘛。

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楊志調轉朴刀桿就打過去：你哋冇我個說話就立亂咁買酒飲，真大膽！

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哎呀真係好地地，你又嚟扠𢰸檔。

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我哋自己夾錢嚟買啲酒飲啫，關你咩嘢事呢？你又嚟打？

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你哋呢班死佬，識得乜嘢啊！就係識得貪飲貪食，一啲都唔知道出門嗰啲艱難法。

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有幾多好漢，就係噉樣畀蒙汗藥麻醉咗整低㗎喇。

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擔酒嗰個人望住楊志冷笑話：哼哼，你呢個客官你真係吖，好彩我冇賣畀你飲咋，講啲噉嘅說話喎嘿！

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楊志佢哋正喺度嘈緊，對面叢林裏頭嗰班賣紅棗嘅客商呢，都攞住把朴刀行過嚟問嘞：喂你哋喺度嘈乜嘢啊？

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擔酒嗰個人就話喇：我有我擔住擔酒去村裏便賣，經過呢處熱喇，就喺度唞下涼，呢，呢班人問我啊，想買啲酒飲喎。

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我都未曾賣過佢唧，呢呢個客官啊，佢話我啲酒裏頭放咗啲咩咩咩蒙汗藥喎你話好笑唔好笑吖？吖講啲噉嘅說話出去都有嘅真係。

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嗰七個客商就話喇：哦，哈哈哈哈，我哋仲估有賊嚟添，原來係噉係嘛，噉啊講一兩句亦冇緊要嘅。

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啊係喇，我哋正係想飲返啲酒嚟解下渴，既然佢哋疑心咯，噉賣一桶畀我哋飲啦。

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唔賣啊唔賣啊。

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唓你個死佬吖，我哋又冇講過你，你橫掂都係擔去村賣㗎咋嘛咪一樣畀錢你，就賣啲畀我哋啦有咩所謂呢？

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你又慳返唔使擔咁遠，我哋又解咗渴，噉幾好呢，嚟啦嚟啦，賣桶嚟啦。

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賣桶畀你啊無所謂啊，不過畀佢哋噉樣講法就唔好啦，又冇殼𢳂嚟飲㗎噃。

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你呢個人呀真係認真過頭咯，就噉話幾聲又有乜緊要呢？得啦我哋自己有椰殼喺處。

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噉啊有兩個客商，返去雞公車嗰度，攞咗兩個椰殼嚟，有個捧咗一大紮紅棗嚟添。

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七個人，就企住喺桶邊，打開桶蓋，輪流𢳂酒嚟飲，用紅棗嚟送酒。

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冇幾耐，一桶酒就飲到清晒。

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嗰七個客商就話喇：啊係喇，都未曾問你幾多錢添。

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我一嬲都唔講價嘅，五貫錢一桶，十貫錢一擔。

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好啦，你話五貫就五貫啦，不過畀多一殼嚟都得啩？

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冇得畀多嘅，價錢係咁多就咁多㗎喇。

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有一個客商，攞錢畀個賣酒嘅，另外一個客商呢，走去揭開桶蓋，𢳂咗一殼，攞起嚟就飲。

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嗰個賣酒佬想去搶返佢㗎咯喎，佢揸住嗰半殼酒，唥唥聲就趯返入去叢林裏便，個賣酒佬唔係去追咯。

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點知呢便有一個客商，喺叢林裏便行出嚟，隻手呢又係揸住隻椰殼嘅，走到嚟個桶處又𢳂咗一殼酒。

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個賣酒佬睇見就即刻走返轉頭，一手搶返，將啲酒倒返落個桶處，冚返桶蓋，將個椰殼㩧聲就掉咗落地下，鬧嗰班人話：

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你哋呢班人啦，冇啲斯文嘅，好眉好貌都咁貪心嘅真係吖！

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好嘞，呢便呢班軍佬睇見人哋飲得咁高興，心都痕晒，都想買嚟飲。

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有個同老都管話喇：你老人家幫我哋講聲啦，嗱，嗰班賣紅棗嘅客商買咗佢一桶嚟飲咯，我哋買埋佢呢桶飲返啖，潤下喉嚨都好吖。

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實在係又熱又頸渴，好難頂啊。

130
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喺呢個山岡嚟，又冇埞搵水飲嘅，你老人家做下好心啦。

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老都管聽咗，自己個心呢亦都想飲啲嘅，於是就走嚟同楊志話喇：

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楊提轄呀，嗰班賣紅棗嘅客商已經買咗佢一桶酒飲咯，而家仲有一桶，咪求其畀佢哋買啲嚟飲下，解下暑氣啦。

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00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:16,014
喺呢個岡嚟，確實係冇地方搵水飲嘅。

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楊志諗嘞：先頭睇實嗰班友買咗佢嘅酒飲，嗰一桶呢，亦當面睇住佢飲咗半殼，睇嚟都係好酒嚟嘅。

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唉，打咗佢哋半日嘞，求其畀佢哋買啖飲下啦。

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於是楊志就話：既然老都管都噉講咯，你哋就買啲嚟飲，飲完就起行啦。

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嗰班軍佬聽見楊志話肯嘞，即刻就夾齊五貫錢，嚟買酒飲嘞。

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嗰個賣酒佬話：唔賣喇唔賣喇，我啲酒呀有蒙汗藥喺裏頭㗎。

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哎呀大佬，呵呵仲講啲噉嘢嚟做乜吖。

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都話唔賣咯，唔好嚟纏我喇。

141
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嗰啲賣紅棗嘅客商過嚟勸佢話：

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你呢個死佬吖，佢講錯咗說話，係，之你又認真過頭喎，連累埋我哋都畀你扽咗幾句添。

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唔關佢哋班人事㗎嘛，你咪買啲過佢哋飲咯。

144
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好地地我搵人嚟疑心我做乜嘢啊？

145
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嗰個賣紅棗嘅客商，㧬開個賣酒佬，挽咗桶酒去畀嗰班軍佬飲。

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嗰班軍佬打開咗個桶蓋，冇殼嚟𢳂喇，又講句好話，問嗰個客商借椰殼嚟用下。

147
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嗰班客商借咗椰殼過佢哋，又話喇：嗱，攞啲紅棗去送酒啦。

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嘿嘿，嘿誒噉點係啊誒，誒多謝晒咯喎，誒多謝晒喇。

149
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多咩嘢謝吖，大家都係一樣出嚟搵食嘅，爭乜在嗰百零粒紅棗呢？

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嗰班軍佬講咗幾聲多謝，攞住椰殼𢳂咗兩殼先，請老都管飲一殼，楊提轄又飲一殼。

151
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楊志唔肯飲。

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老都管飲咗一殼先，兩個虞候呢，每人亦都飲咗一殼。

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好喇，嗰班軍佬一擁而上，你一啖佢一啖，兩三下手勢嗰桶酒就當堂飲晒。

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楊志見到大家飲咗都冇事啊，自己本來係唔想飲嘅，之一來天氣熱，二來就頸渴難頂，所以亦都攞起殼酒飲咗一啖，食咗幾粒紅棗。

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嗰個賣酒佬就話：呢桶酒先頭畀嗰個客官飲咗一殼去，少咗啲酒嘞，噉誒要少你哋半貫錢啦。

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啲軍佬數夠錢畀佢，個賣酒佬收咗錢，擔住擔空桶啊依舊唱住山歌落咗山岡扯嘞噃。

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嗰七個賣紅棗嘅客商，企喺松樹旁邊，指住楊志佢哋十五個人話：暈喇，暈喇暈喇。

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哈哈只見呢十五個人，頭重腳輕，一個個你望我我望你，軟晒都碌喺地下嚟。

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嗰七個客商，哼，喺松樹林裏便，推咗嗰七架雞公車出嚟，將車上便啲紅棗呢倒晒喺地。

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然後又將呢十一擔金珠寶貝啊都裝晒上車，冚返好，講咗句話嗨滾攪晒喇，就一直向住黃泥岡下便推走咗喇。

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楊志一味叫苦啦，但係佢周身軟顂顂唔起得身嘞。

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十五個人，眼白白噉睇實嗰七個人將啲金珠寶貝裝走晒，誒就係唔起得身，逳唔得手腳啊講唔得說話。

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大家估下，呢七個人究竟係邊個呢？

164
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嘿大家實估中嘅，就係晁蓋、吳用、公孫勝、劉唐、阮家三兄弟呢七個吖嘛。

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噉擔酒嗰個人呢，就係白日鼠白勝。

166
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噉佢哋點樣落藥嘅呢？

167
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嗨好掯嘅，原來啊，擔酒上岡嘅時候，兩桶都係好酒嚟。

168
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七個人係先飲咗一桶啦，劉唐就掀起第二桶嘅桶蓋，又𢳂咗半殼嚟飲，係故意畀佢哋睇下，嗱係好酒嚟㗎，就等佢哋死心塌地，唔信都唔得。

169
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然之後呢，吳用就喺叢林裏便，攞咗啲藥出嚟，擠咗喺個椰殼裏便，裝成係走嚟想𢳂多佢一殼酒飲。

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佢將隻殼放落個桶處𢳂酒嘅時候，嗰啲藥啊已經落晒啲酒處嚟㗎喇。

171
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佢𢳂起咗半殼，詐假意要飲，噉白勝呢就一手搶返，將啲酒倒返落個桶處，呢條就係計喇。

172
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呢條計仔呀，係吳用諗嘅，就叫做智取生辰綱。

173
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好嘞，而家講返下楊志啊，佢因為飲得酒少，所以就醒得快，之佢爬返起身仲係企腳唔定。

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其他嗰十四個人呢，一個個都係口丫角啊流口水，軟顂顂唔逳得。

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楊志呀又嬲又憂啊，佢諗嘞：

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哼，畀你哋劫走咗啲生辰綱，叫我點返去見梁中書呢？

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呢一張領狀，亦冇辦法交差㗎喇撕咗佢算喇。

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嘿，而家，搞到我有家難奔有國難投，去邊處好呢？去邊處好呢？

179
00:20:56,921 --> 00:21:01,408
不如，哎，不如就喺呢度死咗佢罷啦！

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楊志正話想喺黃泥岡跳崖自盡，之佢猛然一醒悟，即刻收住腳步，佢諗：

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爹娘生落咗我，堂堂一表，凜凜一軀，自細就學會十八般武藝在身，唔通噉樣就收檔？

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與其今日自尋死路，不如日後等佢嚟捉我嗰陣先至算罷喇。唔死，唔死！

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回轉身，再睇下嗰十四個人，哈，嗰班嘢只係會瞪大雙眼望實楊志，冇一個掙扎得起身。

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楊志指住佢哋鬧佢哋話：都係你哋呢班傢伙我唔聽我話，搞單噉嘢出嚟連累埋我！

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佢喺樹頭攞起把朴刀，掛返起腰刀四圍望望，冇第樣嘢嘞。

186
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楊志歎咗一口氣，就一直落咗山岡。

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嗰十四個人呢，哈哈，一路到夜晚二更先至得醒，一個個躝返起身，猛咁話死喇死喇死喇死喇。

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老都管話喇：你哋都唔聽楊提轄嘅說話，嘿好喇呢勻好喇，連我都斷送埋咯。

189
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:30,127
大家就話喇：老爺，今日已經撞咗大板咯，不如商量下，睇下有乜計啦。

190
00:22:31,477 --> 00:22:33,506
你哋有咩好辦法吖？

191
00:22:34,926 --> 00:22:38,586
唉，老爺，錯呢係我哋錯咯。

192
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如果楊提轄喺度，我哋點都講唔過佢㗎喇。

193
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:48,803
不過噉啊，佢而家趯到不知去向噃，噉我哋就好辦喇嗱。

194
00:22:49,313 --> 00:22:55,106
我哋返去見到梁中書相公，就將乜嘢都推晒喺佢個身上。

195
00:22:55,870 --> 00:23:03,089
話佢一路都凌辱大家，又打又鬧，嗨，蝦到我哋呀連大氣都唔敢唞個。

196
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佢呢，就串通埋啲賊佬，用蒙汗藥麻醉咗我哋，將我哋綁實就劫晒金珠寶貝走咯，噉唔係得咯。

197
00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:20,834
老都管話：冇錯喎，一於係噉話啦。

198
00:23:21,372 --> 00:23:31,142
啊，我哋喺呢度等到天光，就去本地嘅官府報咗案先，就留低兩個虞候喺度，催促佢哋捉賊。

199
00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:44,862
我哋呢就有咁快時得咁快，趕返去北京，報告畀相公知，等佢送一封文書，講畀太師知道，就命令濟州府追捕呢班賊戶就係喇。

200
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等到第日天光，老都管同埋呢一班人就去到濟州府報案，呢啲呢就唔講佢住喇。

201
00:23:55,204 --> 00:24:06,704
而家講返下楊志佢揸住把朴刀，悶悶不樂就離開咗黃泥岡，向住南便行咗幾個時辰就行到半夜，就喺一座樹林裏便歇腳。

202
00:24:07,294 --> 00:24:14,601
佢諗：弊喇，冇晒錢，又舉目無親呢勻點算好呢？

203
00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:21,218
等到個天蒙蒙光，趁住涼爽佢就起行。

204
00:24:22,407 --> 00:24:26,253
又行咗二十幾里路，行得佢呀都唔知幾辛苦。

205
00:24:26,656 --> 00:24:31,538
嘿，啱喇，行過一間酒店門口，楊志諗：

206
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:38,013
搵啖酒飲下先，如果唔係呀，神仙都頂唔住喇呢趟。

207
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佢行入間酒店，搵張枱坐落，憑好把朴刀。

208
00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:50,410
灶頭旁邊有個女人問佢話：客官係咪要食飯啊？

209
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楊志話：攞兩角酒嚟飲先，借啲米嚟煮飯，有肉就切啲嚟，等陣一齊找數啦。

210
00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:03,963
嗰個女人就叫咗個後生仔，斟酒嚟畀楊志。

211
00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:08,855
佢自己就一便煮飯一便炒餸，整好就攞嚟畀楊志食。

212
00:25:10,372 --> 00:25:17,075
楊志食完飯飲完酒，攞起把朴刀一步槛出店門走咯喎。

213
00:25:17,769 --> 00:25:22,156
嗰個女人就嗌佢話喇：誒，你啲酒肉飯錢都未曾畀嘅噃。

214
00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,815
我返轉頭畀你，賒住先啦。楊志講完就行。

215
00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:33,509
嗰個斟酒嘅後生仔，追住出嚟拉住楊志，畀楊志一拳就打低咗佢。

216
00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:36,322
嗰個女人又大聲咁嗌啦。

217
00:25:36,857 --> 00:25:43,304
楊志啊唔理佢咁多喇，一味行，一陣間，就聽見後便有個人追住嚟喝佢話：

218
00:25:43,561 --> 00:25:46,565
喂，你個傢伙想走去邊啊？

219
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:53,930
楊志捩轉頭望下，見到嗰個人除大赤肋，揸住條棍喇喇聲追緊嚟。

220
00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:59,369
楊志話：哼！你呢個傢伙當衰，誒走嚟追我？

221
00:26:00,248 --> 00:26:02,711
佢企定腳唔行，等住佢嚟。

222
00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:12,743
再望下，只見斟酒嗰個後生仔，攞住支丫叉帶住兩三個莊客，都係攞住條棍嘅，飛快噉追嚟。

223
00:26:13,262 --> 00:26:18,299
楊志又諗喇：做低呢個嘢，嗰班傢伙就唔敢嚟追㗎喇。

224
00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:22,904
於是就舞起把朴刀，同追嚟嗰個男人打起上嚟咯喎。

225
00:26:23,879 --> 00:26:32,611
兩個鬥咗三二十個回合，嗰個人啊點打得過楊志㗎，就只能夠擋下格下就躲下閃下就係嘞。

226
00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:38,525
嗰個後生仔同幾個莊客，正話想一齊湧上去幫手打。

227
00:26:39,193 --> 00:26:42,938
只見呢個人啪聲跳出圈外話：大家都唔好逳手！

228
00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:47,512
喂，你呢個舞朴刀嘅大漢通個姓名過嚟！

229
00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:54,149
我行不更名，坐不改姓，青面獸楊志就係我！

230
00:26:54,676 --> 00:26:58,905
哦，你就係東京殿司楊制使呀？

231
00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:02,309
你點知道我係楊制使呢？

232
00:27:03,369 --> 00:27:07,841
呢個人掉低咗條棍就拜：嗨小人有眼不識泰山喇。

233
00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:11,875
楊志扶返佢起身話：足下係邊個啊？

234
00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:24,155
小人，本來係開封府人士，係八十萬禁軍都教頭林沖嘅徒弟，姓曹名正，祖先代代都係做劏豬劏牛嘅。

235
00:27:24,948 --> 00:27:33,311
小人劏牲畜啊好拿手嘅，挑筋剔骨，開肚剝皮乾淨企理，故此人人都叫我做操刀鬼。

236
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:42,160
為因本鄉有個財主，出咗五千貫畀我做本錢，叫小人嚟山東呢度做生意。

237
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:49,016
唉點知蝕晒本，唔返得鄉，收尾就喺呢度入贅咗一家務農嘅人家。

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呢，啱先喺灶頭嗰個女人就係小人個老婆喇。

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嗱，呢個揸住丫叉嘅，係小人嘅舅仔。

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先頭，小人同制使交手見制使嘅手段高強，同小人嘅師父林教頭一樣嘅，所以，嘿嘿抵擋唔住啊。

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啊，原來你係林教師嘅徒弟啊。

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你個師父畀高太尉陷害，去咗落草咯，而家喺梁山泊嚟。

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小人亦都聽見人哋講起過，唔知真定假。

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係咯，制使，請到小人屋企唞下先呢。

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於是楊志就跟住曹正返返去酒店嘞。