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魯智深飲醉咗酒吖，揸住條木棍，追住嗰班和尚嚟打，大鬧藏經殿啦。

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智真長老知道咗就即刻趕到嚟喝住佢話：智深，唔准無禮。

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魯智深啊雖然係飲醉咗酒咋喎，之佢仲認得長老，所謂酒醉三分醒吖嘛。

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佢掉低咗條棍，行過去對長老敬咗個禮，指住嗰班人話：

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智深不過飲咗兩碗酒，又冇撩佢哋，哈佢哋嘍埋成班人嚟打我喎。

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長老就話喇：你睇在我嘅份上，快啲去瞓啦，吓，有咩嘢事聽日至講。

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如果唔係睇在長老份上呀，我唔打死你哋幾個禿驢吖嗱。

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咦？咩禿驢啊？

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禿驢啊，就係舊時啲人鬧和尚嘅說話嚟。

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魯智深真係飲醉咗酒喇，嘿顧住鬧人，就連自己都鬧埋一份添。

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因為佢自己已經剃光咗頭做和尚㗎啦嘛。

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好喇，長老叫個侍者，扶咗魯智深上鋪禪床，嘿佢一碌低，噘噘聲就瞓着咗。

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嗰班和尚就圍住長老話喇：係唔係呢？往日我哋都勸過長老你㗎喇，你睇下而家。

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我哋間寺門，邊度容得落呢隻野貓㗎，盞畀佢搞亂清規嘅啫。

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好喇好喇，唔好嘈喇。

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雖然話眼前佢係有啲囉嗦，不過日後啊成得正果嘅，冇法子㗎喇。

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吓大家畀個面過趙員外，饒恕佢呢一趟啦。

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聽日，等我話下佢就係喇。

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唉，我哋個長老啊，真係糊塗㗎咯。

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嗰班和尚歎咗兩句就散咗咯。

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第二日，食完咗早齋，長老就使個侍者去僧堂嗌魯智深。

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哈點知佢仲未曾起身噃。

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等到佢起身嘞，着咗件和尚袍，嘿，就噉打赤腳，一浸風噉就走咯喎。

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嚇咗嗰個侍者一跳，咩嘢事啊喂，急急就跟住尾追去睇下啦。

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你哋估魯智深，為咩嘢走得咁快呢嗱？

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原來佢係趯出去佛殿後便，屙屎。

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嚱，嗰個侍者都忍唔住笑起上嚟，等佢屙完嘞，就話：長老請你去，有說話同你講喎。

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噉魯智深就跟住個侍者去方丈見長老。

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見到佢，長老就話：

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智深呀，你雖然係個武夫出身，不過，而家趙員外已經剃度咗你，我又同你摩頂受記咯，教你一不准殺生，二不准偷盜，三不准邪淫，四不准貪酒，五不准妄語。

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呢五戒，乃係佛門嘅常理。

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出家人至緊要就唔好貪飲，為乜嘢你尋晚飲到大醉呢？

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打傷咗看門工，打爛咗藏經殿嘅屏風門，又將啲火夫道士打走晒，大聲噉呼呼喝喝。

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噉係乜嘢所為呢？

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魯智深跪喺長老面前認錯喎，佢話：

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我下次唔敢喇。

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你既然出家咯，點解要先破咗酒戒，又亂咗清規呢？

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我如果唔係睇在你施主趙員外嘅份上呀，我就一實趕你扯㗎喇，以後唔准再犯喇。

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魯智深企返起身，當空合掌佢話：以後唔敢喇，誒唔敢喇。

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長老留佢喺方丈，叫人開咗早飯畀佢食；

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一便呢又苦口婆心，用啲好言好語嚟規勸佢。

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食完飯嘞，又叫人攞咗一件細布做嘅和尚袍，一對僧鞋嚟畀過佢，然後呢就叫佢返去僧堂。

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噉呢件事情啊，暫時就算了喇。

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魯智深呢，自從飲醉咗酒大鬧咗呢一場之後，畀長老規勸咗一番，哈確實係規矩咗喎，一連三四個月，半步都唔敢行出寺門。

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有一日，係二月天，嗰日呢個天氣突然暴暖起上嚟。

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魯智深打完坐，離開咗僧房，順腳行咗出去山門外便企下，睇下五台山嘅景致，喝咗一輪彩。

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忽然之間，聽到喺山下便，順風傳嚟一陣陣叮叮噹噹嘅響聲。

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誒，佢諗起件事，就行返去僧堂攞咗啲銀兩塞咗落個懷裏便，然後就行落山嘞。

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佢行出咗五台福地嗰個牌樓，就行到一個圩鎮，呢處呢，約莫有成六七百戶人家。

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佢睇見喺市鎮上便，有賣肉嘅亦有賣菜嘅亦有酒館飯店。

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佢個心就諗嘞喎：你話我傻唔傻呢？我早知有呢笪地方就唔去搶嗰桶酒嚟飲啦，我自己落嚟買嘢食咪仲好？

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哎，呢幾日，捱得我反清口水。

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好，等我過去睇下，有乜嘢買嚟食下先。

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佢一行，又聽見叮叮噹噹響咯，原來係有人響處打鐵。

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打鐵舖隔籬有間屋，門口上面寫住父子客店噉嘅。

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魯智深就行到去嗰間打鐵鋪睇下，見到有三個人喺度打緊鐵。

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佢就話：喂，你呢度有好鋼鐵嘛？

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嗰個打鐵佬擔高頭一睇，見到魯智深塊面上便新新剃咗而家飆返出嚟嗰啲短鬚，嘩嗨好似個賊噉，好得人驚，就已經有五分怕咗佢嘞。

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個打鐵佬停咗手就話：師父請坐，要打咩架生啊？

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我想打一條禪杖，一把戒刀，唔知有冇上等好鐵呢？

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有有有，嗨小人呢處咁啱有啲好鐵喺度，唔知師父想打幾多斤重嘅禪杖同戒刀呢？誒即管吩咐啦。

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我要打一條，一百斤重嘅。

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哈哎呀，重過頭喇師父，小人打唔係話唔想打啊，之師父你點舞得佢逳呢？

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就算係關王刀，亦不過係八十一斤咋嘛。

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嘿我就算唔及得關公，之佢叻極亦係個人啫。

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師父啊，按常理講呢，打一條四五十斤嘅，亦都好重好重㗎喇。

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噉啦，就照你先頭話，學似關王刀噉，亦同我打條八十一斤㗎啦。

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師父啊，粗親就唔好睇，又唔好用㗎喇。

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不如噉呢，計我話呢就打一條六十二斤嘅水磨禪杖畀師父你。

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誒不過噉噃，舞唔逳嘅時候就唔好怪小人喎吓，哈哈。

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戒刀呢，就唔使吩咐喇，小人自然會用啲好鐵同你打㗎喇。

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噉，兩件架生要幾多兩銀啊？

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老老實實，我唔開大數嘅，五兩銀啦。

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好，你話五兩就五兩；啲架生如果打得好，仲有打賞畀你。

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魯智深就扲出五兩銀畀咗個打鐵師父，佢話：

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我呢度仲有啲碎銀，同你一齊去飲碗酒呢。

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多謝喇，師父，你自便啦，小人仲要趕住打啲架生，唔陪得你去喇。

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魯智深離開咗間打鐵鋪就行咗唔到二三十步，見到有一支酒旗，喺一間舖仔嘅簷口圪出嚟飄飄下。

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啱晒，魯智深就揦喺道門簾行入去酒館裏便坐落，敲住張枱，轟轟轟轟轟，攞酒嚟！

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間酒館嘅主人家就話喇：誒，呵呵呵呵對唔住喎，師父。

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小人住嘅房屋，係寺裏頭嘅，本錢亦係寺裏頭嘅。

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長老已經有令：但凡我哋賣親酒畀寺裏頭嘅和尚飲，就要收返我哋嘅本錢，趕我哋出屋。

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所以就，嘿嘿，請你唔好怪啊，師父。

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你求其賣啲畀我飲啦，我唔講係你賣畀我嘅就得啦嘛。

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唔求其得㗎，師父啊你請去第二間飲喇。

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對唔住呢，真係對唔住喇啊。

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魯智深見到噉，冇法子啦，走係啦，臨出門口佢仲話：

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我如果喺第間飲到呢我就返嚟搵你。

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出咗酒館門口，行咗幾步，又望見有一面酒旗嘞。

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佢行到嚟呢間酒館，一直行入去，坐落就嗌：主人家，賣啲酒嚟畀我飲！

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個老闆就話：誒，師父啊，你真係唔懂事嘅。

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長老有咗令啦嘛，你唔係唔識㗎，走嚟想打爛我哋隻飯碗咩，唔該你扯喇。

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魯智深唔肯走，猛噉𠼮個店主賣啲酒佢，之個店主啊幾大都唔肯賣。

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魯智深見佢真係唔肯賣就唯有起身行係啦又。

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連氣去咗四五間都係唔肯賣嘅。

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魯智深就諗：嗯呢趟唔出下計仔就唔得嘞，唔係點有酒飲啊？

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佢行到去市頭嘅街尾，見到仲有一間賣酒嘅。

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佢行入去，喺靠住窗口嗰張枱坐落。

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主人家，過路和尚買碗酒飲啊。

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個店主過嚟望一望佢就問：和尚，你喺邊度嚟㗎？

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我係個行腳僧人，雲遊四海，經過呢處，嘿嘿想買碗酒飲下。

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和尚，如果你係五台山寺院裏頭嘅師傅，誒我係唔敢賣畀你飲㗎。

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我唔係嗰度嘅，你快啲攞酒嚟啦。

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個店主睇見魯智深係噉嘅樣嘅，又唔係當地嘅口音，就真係以為佢係外地嚟㗎咯喎。

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你要打幾多酒啊？

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唔使問幾多喇，總之大碗大碗攞嚟就係啦。

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酒嚟喇，嗯，香啊！

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約莫飲咗十零碗，佢就問：有咩肉啊？攞碟嚟食下。

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今朝有啲牛肉嘅，不過而家都賣晒喇。

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突然間，魯智深聞到一浸肉香，佢行出去空地一睇，只見牆邊有隻大鑊，正喺度煮緊狗肉噃。

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哈，你哋現成有狗肉喺度，點解唔賣畀我啊？

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呵呵，我怕你係個出家人，唔食狗肉嘅，所以就冇嚟問你咋嘛。

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嗯，你睇下，我有銀喺處㗎嘛。

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嗱，畀銀你，賣半隻畀我啦。

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好呢！

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嗰個店主人，收咗銀，快快脆脆就斬咗半隻熟狗，舂咗啲蒜蓉，一齊捧嚟畀魯智深。

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哦嗯好啊！魯智深好耐冇食狗肉喇，高興到佢呀不得了。

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用隻手撕開啲狗肉，蘸啲蒜蓉食得唔知幾滋味，又連氣飲咗十幾碗酒添。

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佢越飲就越想飲，根本就唔想停口。

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嗰個店主啊睇到傻晒：

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喂喂喂喂喂和尚，你就飲咁多好喇。

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我又唔係白飲你嘅，理得我咁多啦。

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噉你仲要幾多吖？

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打一桶嚟添啦。

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店主人只好又攞咗一桶酒嚟。

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魯智深真係犀利啊，一陣咁耐唧，又飲晒呢桶酒嘞。

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呢趟夠皮喇，食剩咗一隻狗髀，佢攞嚟塞喺個懷裏便，扯人喇。

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臨出門口佢仲話：嗯，啲銀有多，聽日我又嚟飲過！

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嗰個店主嚇到眼都擎晒，擘大嗰口得個窿，眼睇住魯智深行咗上五台山嗰便。

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魯智深行到半山嗰間涼亭，喺度坐咗一陣，啲酒湧上嚟。

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佢啪聲跳起身佢話：嘿！我好耐冇打過拳喇，成身都覺得唔自在，等我今日玩返幾路睇下先。

132
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:42,946
佢行出間涼亭，扎起個馬步，嘿！嘿！嘁！嘿！打！

133
00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:50,751
上下左右打咗幾路拳，打打下，一發起力上嚟，一手挭埋涼亭嗰條柱上便。

134
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:59,646
只聽見呱嘣刷一聲巨響，打斷咗條柱，塌咗半邊涼亭。

135
00:15:01,243 --> 00:15:13,334
寺院上面嗰兩個看門公，聽見半山嘩聲咁響唄，望落嚟睇下啦，見到魯智深步高步低，正在上緊山。

136
00:15:13,723 --> 00:15:26,339
兩個看門公就嗌喇苦喇呢趟，呢個畜生今日又醉成噉嘅樣，我哋快啲閂埋道門，落咗門閂恤死道門啦。

137
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過咗冇耐，魯智深返到嚟，見閂實道門就用拳頭好似打鼓噉搏命咁敲門咯喎。

138
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:42,595
嗰兩個看門公喺門嚹裝出去，咦呀嚇到半死，仲邊度敢開門吖？

139
00:15:43,554 --> 00:15:46,831
魯智深敲咗一輪門，冇人開。

140
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:52,145
佢擰過身嚟，一眼就睇見左手便嗰個金剛塑像，佢就話喇：

141
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哈，你呢個大嚿佬，唔幫我敲門，仲舉起個拳頭嚟嚇我係嘛？

142
00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:11,312
我真係唔怕你噃，一步跳上咗台基，將嗰啲柵欄一㧬，就好似搣蔥咁搣啊兩三下手腳就打爛咗。

143
00:16:12,124 --> 00:16:19,637
攞起一橛木頭，照住個金剛隻腳就毆落去，打到啲泥同顏色劈劈啪啪就甩晒落嚟。

144
00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:27,715
嗰兩個看門公喺裏頭裝到就話：苦喇，苦喇！只有去報畀長老知啦。

145
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魯智深等咗一陣，又擰轉身，望住右手便嗰個金剛塑像，又喝佢話喇：

146
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:43,038
你呢個傢伙，擘大把口，亦走嚟笑我係嘛？

147
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佢又跳過去右便嘅台基，將嗰個金剛隻腳打咗兩下，只聽見景轟一聲，嗰個金剛塑像就成個冧咗落嚟。

148
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哈哈哈，好啊，哈哈哈哈哈，魯智深揸住橛木頭喺度哈哈大笑。

149
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嗰兩個看門公去報畀長老知。

150
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長老就話：唔好去惹佢喇你哋返去啦。

151
00:17:11,354 --> 00:17:19,175
跟住，首座、監寺、都寺，同埋所有嘅管事僧人都走嚟方丈同長老話：

152
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呢隻野貓今日醉成噉樣，將半山間涼亭，山門兩便嘅金剛都打爛咗，點算好啊？

153
00:17:31,631 --> 00:17:41,429
唉，自古以嚟，皇帝都要避開醉酒佬啊，何況老憎我吖？

154
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唔緊要咯，若果打爛咗金剛，就請佢嘅施主趙員外嚟掃個新嘅；冧咗間涼亭咯，亦要佢起返，噉咪就得咯，由得佢啦。

155
00:17:55,898 --> 00:18:04,811
班和尚就話喇：金剛乃係山門之主嚟㗎噃，乜換過都得嘅咩？

156
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咪講話爛咗個金剛吖，就算係打爛咗大殿嘅三世佛，亦都冇佢修㗎，只有迴避佢就係咯。

157
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:20,789
你哋見唔見佢前嗰排嗰種惡法吖？

158
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:28,006
嗰班和尚行出咗方丈都話：嗰個長老真係糊塗㗎咯。

159
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喂喂喂你哋兩個看門嘅唔好開啊吓，喺裏便聽住就係喇。

160
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魯智深喺山門外便等咗好耐，見仲冇人嚟就大叫話：

161
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豈有此理，你哋呢班禿驢吖唔畀我入嚟係嘛，我就喺外便放把火，燒咗你呢間寺！

162
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嗰班管事僧人，聽見魯智深喺度噉樣嗌唄，唯有叫看門公開門由得嗰個畜生入嚟係啦，如果唔開佢真係做得出嚟㗎。

163
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嗰兩個看門公，踮手踮腳掹返開道門閂，然後飛咁快趯咗入房匿埋。

164
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嗰班和尚呢，早就各有各避開晒。

165
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魯智深喺出便嗌咗幾聲，又用雙手㧬住道門出力一推。

166
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點知裏頭已經掹開咗門閂㗎喇，一下就舂咗入去，噼啪一聲𢴈咗一大跤。

167
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佢躝返起身摸摸個頭，誒乜噉嘅，誒入到嚟㗎喇？

168
00:19:37,178 --> 00:19:39,280
好，返去僧堂先。

169
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佢返到去選佛牆，嗰班和尚正喺度打坐，見到魯智深揦起道門簾鑽咗入嚟，嗰個樣呀，哎呀難睇咯，個個都吃咗一驚，即刻耷低頭。

170
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魯智深行到去禪床旁邊，喉嚨度噁噁聲咁響，跟住噁聲就嘔起上嚟。

171
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班和尚頂唔住嗰浸酸臭味猛咁話善哉善哉，一齊揞住個鼻哥。

172
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魯智深嘔咗一輪，躝咗喺張禪床想除衫，解開條腰帶，又叻叻嘞嘞扯斷晒件和尚袍啲帶，誒，食剩嗰隻狗髀就跌咗出嚟咯喎。

173
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哦，啱晒！正係肚餓呢，哈哈，攞起嚟就食。

174
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嗰班和尚見到哎呀都用衫袖遮住塊面，冇眼睇啊。

175
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,169
上下首嗰兩個和尚即刻就避開。

176
00:20:42,155 --> 00:20:49,923
魯智深見佢避開唄，就撕咗一嚿狗肉，望住上首便嗰個話：你都食啲。

177
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上首便嗰個和尚用兩隻衫袖死揞住塊面。

178
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哦？你唔食呀？魯智深就將嚿狗肉枳過去下首便嗰個和尚個嘴處咯喎。

179
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,901
個和尚避都避唔切啦正話想落床。

180
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魯智深見佢想走唄，一手就掹住佢隻耳仔拉實佢，將嚿狗肉猛咁枳過去。

181
00:21:12,514 --> 00:21:15,474
對面床有四五個和尚走過嚟勸啦。

182
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魯智深擗開咗嚿狗肉，用個拳頭對住和尚嘅光頭嗶嗶㩧㩧一味撞落去。

183
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嘩，成屋啲和尚鬼殺咁嘈，個個都去個櫃處攞返自己嗰啲衣缽要扯人喎。

184
00:21:30,044 --> 00:21:34,354
哎呀真係亂到不堪啊呢個就叫做捲堂大散嘞。

185
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個首座僧仲邊度撳得住吖？

186
00:21:38,718 --> 00:21:41,653
魯智深冇理佢咁多，一味咁打。

187
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班和尚大半都趯晒出嚟廊下。

188
00:21:45,353 --> 00:21:48,736
監寺同都寺，呢勻就唔去講啲長老聽。

189
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就叫咗一班職事僧人，嗌埋嗰啲火頭、直廳、轎夫等等約莫有百零二百人。

190
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個個都用手巾包住個頭，攞住丫叉棍棒，一齊走嚟僧堂同魯智深打過嘞。

191
00:22:04,425 --> 00:22:10,135
魯智深見到咁多人湧入嚟，嘩，大叫一聲。

192
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走去佛像面前㧬倒張神枱，拗斷兩隻枱腳，揸住喺手嚟當兵器就打起上嚟咯喎。

193
00:22:17,934 --> 00:22:20,875
嗰班和尚，邊度係佢手腳㗎？

194
00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:25,944
打咗兩下，頂唔順嘞，見佢咁勢兇都退返晒出去。

195
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魯智深就舞住兩隻枱腳，追住出嚟打。

196
00:22:30,464 --> 00:22:33,565
嗰班和尚分成兩路包圍過嚟。

197
00:22:33,877 --> 00:22:38,110
魯智深嬲喇，指東打西就指南打北。

198
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,977
將嗰班和尚啊打到落花流水，一直打到去法堂嗰度。

199
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長老嚟到就喝住話：智深唔准無禮，大家亦都唔好逳手喇！

200
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呢個時候，嗰班和尚已經畀佢打傷咗幾十人，見到長老嚟喇就散咗去。

201
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魯智深見到啲人走咗喇，就擗低枱腳大聲咁叫：長老，你同我做主啦！

202
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:10,914
打咗一輪，佢已經有七八分醒。

203
00:23:11,867 --> 00:23:17,905
長老就話：智深啊，你累死我咯！

204
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前嗰排醉過一次，搞咗一大場，我講咗畀你阿哥趙員外知道，佢寫咗信嚟，同大家賠咗罪。

205
00:23:30,199 --> 00:23:38,562
今日你又噉樣大醉無禮，亂咗清規，打冧咗涼亭，又打爛咗金剛。

206
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唉，呢啲都由得佢嘞，唔講佢咁多。

207
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:48,591
之你搞到大家執埋衣缽要走，呢個罪就唔輕喇。

208
00:23:49,783 --> 00:23:57,533
我呢處五台山文殊菩薩道場，係千百年來一個清靜香火嘅地方，點能夠容得落你咁污穢至得㗎？

209
00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:10,024
嗯，你暫時同我喺方丈裏便過幾日先，等我安排你去一笪地方啦。

210
00:24:11,296 --> 00:24:18,501
長老叫人留住要走嗰班和尚，安頓好打傷咗嗰啲人，就帶魯智深返去方丈嘞。

211
00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:28,416
第二日，長老同首座商量，就決定畀多少銀兩過魯智深，打發佢去第二個地方。

212
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同時呢，要講聲畀趙員外聽先。

213
00:24:33,170 --> 00:24:41,022
長老跟住就寫咗封信，叫兩個直廳道人送去畀趙員外，要佢哋等埋回音先至返嚟。

214
00:24:42,053 --> 00:24:53,133
趙員外睇到信，個心梗係好唔高興啦，即刻就寫返封回信畀長老話，打爛咗嘅金剛同涼亭，由趙某出銀嚟修理。

215
00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:57,611
魯智深呢，就任從長老送去邊處都好啦噉。

216
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:07,991
長老得咗回信，就叫人攞出一件黑布做嘅和尚袍、一對僧鞋、十兩白銀。

217
00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:15,859
然後叫魯智深嚟對佢話：智深啊，我寫咗封信，而家交畀你。

218
00:25:16,623 --> 00:25:20,404
你就攞住呢封信去投奔笪地方安身啦，吓。

219
00:25:21,444 --> 00:25:26,261
我呢處係個清靜嘅地方，唔能夠留你喺處㗎喇。

220
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:34,074
我有四句偈言送畀你，你好好噉記住，終身受用啊。

221
00:25:35,523 --> 00:25:41,615
師父，你叫我去邊處安身立命啊？你講嗰四句偈言我聽。

222
00:25:43,465 --> 00:25:52,870
智深，我有一個師弟，而家喺東京大相國寺住持，叫做智清禪師。

223
00:25:53,725 --> 00:25:58,416
我畀呢封信你，你去投奔佢，搵個職事僧做啦。

224
00:25:59,313 --> 00:26:03,907
我仲贈你四句偈言，你要好好噉記住啊。

225
00:26:05,118 --> 00:26:11,585
魯智深就跪喺長老面前話：我一定好好噉記住，請師父你講啦。

226
00:26:13,214 --> 00:26:30,130
你聽住：遇林而起，遇山而富，遇水而興，遇江而止。

227
00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:36,037
魯智深聽咗呢四句偈言，拜咗長老九拜。

228
00:26:36,606 --> 00:26:45,691
佢孭起個包裹，綁好個腰包肚包，收好咗封書信，辭別咗長老同眾位僧人就離開五台山。

229
00:26:46,614 --> 00:26:54,894
一直嚟到打鐵舖隔籬嗰間客店就喺度住落先，等佢訂做嘅禪杖、戒刀打好咗就起行。

230
00:26:56,433 --> 00:27:02,014
寺裏便嗰班和尚啊，得魯智深扯咗啊冇一個話唔高興嘅。

231
00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:07,242
長老就叫人將打爛咗個金剛同涼亭執好佢先。

232
00:27:07,928 --> 00:27:19,496
過咗幾日，趙員外就帶咗錢同材料嚟到五台山，重新塑造個金剛神像起返半山嗰間涼亭，呢啲呢就唔講佢喇。

233
00:27:20,982 --> 00:27:27,895
講返下嗰個魯智深啊，佢喺客店住咗幾日，佢嗰兩件架生都打好嘞。

234
00:27:28,701 --> 00:27:32,588
佢又做咗個刀鞘，將把戒刀插住喺個鞘入便。

235
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,919
禪杖呢，就用啲漆嚟油咗佢。

236
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:43,385
搞掂晒喇，佢攞咗啲碎銀出嚟，打賞畀嗰個打鐵師傅。

237
00:27:43,999 --> 00:27:56,253
然後，孭起包裹，喺腰間掛住口戒刀，揸住支禪杖，告別咗客店主人同打鐵師傅，就起程去東京嘞。

238
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:06,616
佢一路行咗半個多月，佢從來都唔去啲和尚寺歇腳嘅，就係喺啲客店處住宿嘅啫。

239
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:10,402
日頭呢，都係去啲酒樓飲酒食飯。

240
00:28:10,888 --> 00:28:17,232
啲過路人見到呀，咦？真係成個莽和尚啊！