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It's funny how women change. i never really noticed it until i set up my webcam in topshop. | true |
When i tickle my imaginary friend, people think im casting spells | true |
The truth about dark circles and how to deal with them | false |
5-year-old girl abandoned at nyc bus terminal; mother found dead | false |
House republicans vote to overturn rule protecting waterways from mining | false |
Sharing the stories of lgbtq youth: zeam, 17, from minneappolis | false |
What do you call a good looking lebanese man? azif | true |
Mtv music awards 2013 red carpet: the good, the bad & the crazy (photos) | false |
Jesus is a really bad wow player... ...when he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him. | true |
Momentum for change 2014 lighthouse awards: recognizing innovative solutions to climate change | false |
I'd say go to hell, but i don't want to see you again. | true |
I think it's about time we stopped accepting quasimodo and demanded 100% modo. | true |
13 ways acupuncture can change your life in 2013 | false |
What is bill cosby's favorite ice cream flavor? rape. | true |
My therapist asked me what i'd feel if i shot someone. recoil, i calmly answered. | true |
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me. | true |
So how'd the that big rematch between the cavs and warriors go? | false |
Paul ryan holds back criticism of donald trump jr.'s russian lawyer meeting | false |
I wish you could click save as on puppies | true |
Cats say hi to each other, and it's awkward | false |
What do u call a midget mexican paragraph because he isnt a full essay | true |
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? he wanted to see a butterfly. | true |
Bruno mars wins innovator award at iheartradio music awards | false |
Don't worry about all those attacks by hat-stealing oregon owl | false |
Four dead in apparent murder-suicide on new year's day in south carolina | false |
Why were the indians the first ones here? because they had reservations. | true |
What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? walk him and pitch to the rhino. | true |
A haunted house but it's just people paying bills and waiting in line at the dmv | true |
My dog, mitten, ate two shuttlecocks this morning. *bad* mitten! | true |
Post your best jared fogle jokes! here's mine:jared fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches. | true |
What do you call a virgin in west virginia? an only child.... | true |
Monday's morning email: the next recession will be brutal. here's why. | false |
Jesus saves ... and esposito scores on the rebound! | true |
What does pontiac stand for? poor old nincompoop thinks it's a cadillac | true |
I'm a dyslexic tree... my life is a-ok! | true |
I got a purebred beagle puppy for my wife i thought it was an awesome trade. | true |
How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? ask them to pronounce 'unionized.' | true |
I hate being backwards guy when moving funiture. i could get hurt. | true |
Bruno mars' 'carpool karaoke' teaser glitters with '24k magic' | false |
Woman wins fake contest and receives an underwater scuba diving proposal | false |
Celebrity endorsements may impact how much kids eat (study) | false |
There are two kinds of people... those who can't finish other peoples sentences... | true |
Darius fleming says he saved a woman from a burning car, then played a playoff game (updated) | false |
John oliver: trump and giuliani have something in common and it's gross | false |
I made my money the old-fashioned way... i used a printing press | true |
If you're going to go house hunting, try to blend in with your surroundings. wear aluminum siding. | true |
7 genius gadgets and natural products to replace the chemicals in your beauty cabinet | false |
Why aren't there any female butchers? because anytime they touch meat it turns to bone. | true |
Your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved. | true |
What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? a nokia | true |
For n.j. couple, sandy damaged more than just things | false |
How weird, a movie about fish sex became awards season's consensus vote | false |
China says dalai lama 'profanes' buddhism by doubting his reincarnation | false |
These unintentionally profound statements reveal the simplest truths | false |
Him: i'm heading to the gym me: i'm heading to the fridge | true |
What do you call a mean dust storm? darude - sandstorm | true |
Nanette lepore hosted the most fun show of new york fashion week | false |
My girlfriend reacts to 'sex night' the way a 6 year old does to 'bath night' | true |
What's the difference between you and an egg? the egg actually gets laid! | true |
Fred: you've got a roman nose. harry: like julius caesar? fred: no it's roamin' all over your face. | true |
How to sound australian. say good eye might aloud. | true |
Life after divorce: the one object i was happy my ex took after the divorce | false |
Confessions of a bad mom: having 'the talk' | false |
Bush 41, 43 have no plans to endorse trump | false |
Every time a taco bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea | true |
What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? relative humidity! | true |
Athiesgasm what would an atheist say while having an orgasm? oh my nothing | true |
Andrew w.k. submits the necessary paperwork to form 'the party party' | false |
Zosia mamet has one question when offered roles: 'how are they depicting women?’ | false |
Female comedian from 'last comic standing' sued for banning men from show | false |
Spending half of the movie wondering where the fuck did i see this actor before... | true |
Cocky joke: you know, i've recently decided i just don't like my penis. it's such a huge dick. | true |
So did a major negan twist slyly happen on 'walking dead'? | false |
'mad men' video: every drink on the show, in five minutes | false |
Now this is a truly innovative way to distract free throw shooters | false |
Trump supporters’ worst attempts to defend new sexual allegations | false |
Bob's volunteered to give a c programming workshop but needs a topic give that man some pointers | true |
Conversation piece: art event makes collecting art easy and affordable | false |
Why does duck taste better than turkey? because turkey is just poultry in comparison. | true |
What trump was doing while mccain was a prisoner of war | false |
New video breaks down why hollywood needs transgender actors | false |
Loretta lynch: civil rights movement's spirit lives on through today's protests | false |
The winners write the history books... i guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job? | true |
Grey goose and red bull, because two sets of wings is better than one. | true |
I once asked a girl if she smoked after sex. she said i don't know, i've never looked | true |
Q. where does a fish keep his money a. in the river bank! | true |
Pm vows to make britain 'sovereign' in first brexit detail | false |
Good gut bacteria may keep bad at bay | false |
What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom? a reptile dysfunction | true |
The nsa because they are a fucking joke | true |
My dad beat me so hard. our priest asked him for some tips. | true |
Study finds these kinds of schools may be worse for queer teens | false |
Why did the chicken attend the seance? to get to the other side. | true |
What book is better when you read it drunk? tequila mockingbird. | true |
Why won't microsoft hire any maids? because they don't do windows | true |
Beat holiday stress in the 15 minutes a day you're not using | false |
The most hilarious sports vines of 2014 (so far) | false |
I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating. | true |
World heritage coral reefs likely to disappear by 2100 unless co2 emissions reduce drastically | false |
Why did the baker have smelly hands? he kneaded a poo. | true |
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