CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Wise words that prove getting older is a good thing	false
What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? illiterate	true
Michelle obama made a valentine's day playlist for barack, and it's perfect	false
Dear tech support, i twied to puth my tongue in tha usthb port again. canth you helpf?	true
What's the most positive thing in africa? hiv	true
If i could be indestructible for a day, its scary how many sharks i'd make out with.	true
Mars rover events: when & where to watch nasa news unfold	false
What do you call a gay guy in a coma? a tomato.	true
Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a pitbull song.	true
Terrapin's escape from crocodile is tough to swallow, but it happened	false
Where does the king keep his penis? in his deskis.	true
On the to-do list: watch for moments of transcendence	false
Undocumented man whose wife voted for trump has been deported	false
Southern miss buzzer beater: neil watson forced ot vs. memphis, worried bubble teams (video)	false
Telling my kids that the titanic sunk because jack and rose had sex before marriage	true
Why did the redneck cross the road? because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.	true
How singing with others and 'imperfect harmonies' makes you happier and healthier	false
Why don't they just get jehovah's witnesses to deliver the mail?	true
Trump, 2 years into his presidency: what do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?	true
Passover jokes? in case conversation at our seder lags.	true
What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? kurt and rod.	true
I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex it's the quickest way to deflate her	true
Chris wallace's worst debate question was about the stimulus package	false
Why are uncircumcised people loners? because they're complete dicks.	true
More to sell-off than potential june rate increase	false
Anne hathaway & kristen stewart: who wears her sheer dress better? (photos, poll)	false
8 ways to achieve more while working less	false
My buddy bob got fired from mcdonald's he just couldn't ketchup in the training.	true
How do you tell michael jackson's age? you put a color scale next to his face.	true
White house correspondents' dinner red carpet: 2013 stars light up d.c. (photos)	false
I dont care about all the isis jokes they all blow up.	true
What exactly is the microwave doing to your food? here's the science	false
How to reveal to people that you suffer from being a liar	false
What is a british person's favorite cereal? cheerios. say it in a british accent	true
28-year-old erin little is changing diabetes care in india	false
This could be 'one of the warmest christmas days of your lifetime'	false
Are you the new english teacher? yes i are.	true
Thousands pledge to stand by neighbors who are frightened post-election	false
The new pope got bird flu... ...i heard he caught it from one of his cardinals.	true
Pro reveals everything you wanted to know about reupholstering	false
Usa fan gets tim howard's face shaved into his head because #1n1t	false
Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. fang queue.	true
North korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say	false
Marriage advice: how to take the stress out of your relationship	false
Nurse brought the magic of snow to kids in hospital who can't go outside	false
'color purple' scribe alice walker opens up about her work, life and passion	false
How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? nothing, he just keeps the tips.	true
Together we can do what we cannot do alone!	false
Democrats heckle party chair with calls for more debates	false
You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? telling your parents you're gay.	true
What did adam say to eve? stand back, i don't know how big this thing gets!	true
Michigan, ohio state pregame: players get in each others' faces before game (video)	false
I've made many sacrifices to get where i am today. most of them were children.	true
I have an intense fear of hiccups luckily, i only ever have one.	true
Tom ford: 'doing coke off the table' was common among early customers	false
Last words: tatianna reflects on ‘rupaul’s all stars drag race’	false
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? a coffin break.	true
Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? he was too far out man	true
For the last time... i'm not depressed. this is just how i eat.	true
Trump’s tough tweets aren't reflected in foreign policy, at least so far	false
What do you call a obese fortune teller? a fortune teller, you fpher!!!	true
No prison for nypd officer who fatally shot akai gurley	false
5 reasons why you should stop blaming your ex	false
Shit. the number the girl at the sprint store gave me is my number	true
Colbert's 'night of the living bill' aptly describes gop's health care plan	false
I'm not sure donald trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane	true
Sleep inside a coffin at dracula's castle this halloween	false
If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people.	true
What's the difference between jam and marmalade? i can't marmalade my cock in someones ass.	true
What do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery.	true
Carine roitfeld joins harper's bazaar as global fashion director	false
Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. r.i.p tom bola	true
Why did the emo kid leave the bar? it was happy hour.	true
What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? an horse.	true
Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to instagram the pumpkin spice latte?	true
What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!	true
Soppressata: the secret ingredients inside this cured meat	false
You know who else had a pointy beard? satan.	true
Nevada's top political reporter smells 'fear' from clinton camp	false
I read the constitution... ...but only for the articles.	true
Fabled jerusalem: steeped in history, politics, and religion	false
What do you call a king with a weed addiction? your royal highness.	true
What overalls does mario wear? denim denim denim	true
Explained: what happens when an amoeba 'eats' the brain	false
Sarah hyland under fire for tone-deaf golden globes after-party video	false
Why does yoda think 5 is afraid of 7? because 6, 7 ate.	true
Farms cause more pollution than you might think	false
'shoe rubber' chemical removed from subway bread found in nearly 500 common foods	false
What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? this is my domain	true
I want to open a gay poker bar. and call it the space of aids	true
Me: has anybody seen my henlay? you: what's a henlay? me: .....eggs :-,	true
What's the first rule for hitting on girls? hit them where it won't show.	true
Gay podcasters pick their top entertainment of 2016	false
My brother and i share the same birthday. we aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap.	true
My voicemail greeting: hey, it's me. please hang up and text me.	true
Dad, can you explain to my friend where my mom is?	false
Meltdown at gawker: 2 top editors resign after pathetic story is pulled	false
How i almost chickened out of chicken pox	false
Putin turned russia election hacks in trump's favor: u.s. officials	false
Cuba joins one billion rising to end violence against women	false

Wise words that prove getting older is a good thing

false

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? illiterate

true

Michelle obama made a valentine's day playlist for barack, and it's perfect

false

Dear tech support, i twied to puth my tongue in tha usthb port again. canth you helpf?

true

What's the most positive thing in africa? hiv

true

If i could be indestructible for a day, its scary how many sharks i'd make out with.

true

Mars rover events: when & where to watch nasa news unfold

false

What do you call a gay guy in a coma? a tomato.

true

Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a pitbull song.

true

Terrapin's escape from crocodile is tough to swallow, but it happened

false

Where does the king keep his penis? in his deskis.

true

On the to-do list: watch for moments of transcendence

false

Undocumented man whose wife voted for trump has been deported

false

Southern miss buzzer beater: neil watson forced ot vs. memphis, worried bubble teams (video)

false

Telling my kids that the titanic sunk because jack and rose had sex before marriage

true

Why did the redneck cross the road? because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.

true

How singing with others and 'imperfect harmonies' makes you happier and healthier

false

Why don't they just get jehovah's witnesses to deliver the mail?

true

Trump, 2 years into his presidency: what do you mean we can't just file for bankruptcy?

true

Passover jokes? in case conversation at our seder lags.

true

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? kurt and rod.

true

I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex it's the quickest way to deflate her

true

Chris wallace's worst debate question was about the stimulus package

false

Why are uncircumcised people loners? because they're complete dicks.

true

More to sell-off than potential june rate increase

false

Anne hathaway & kristen stewart: who wears her sheer dress better? (photos, poll)

false

8 ways to achieve more while working less

false

My buddy bob got fired from mcdonald's he just couldn't ketchup in the training.

true

How do you tell michael jackson's age? you put a color scale next to his face.

true

White house correspondents' dinner red carpet: 2013 stars light up d.c. (photos)

false

I dont care about all the isis jokes they all blow up.

true

What exactly is the microwave doing to your food? here's the science

false

How to reveal to people that you suffer from being a liar

false

What is a british person's favorite cereal? cheerios. say it in a british accent

true

28-year-old erin little is changing diabetes care in india

false

This could be 'one of the warmest christmas days of your lifetime'

false

Are you the new english teacher? yes i are.

true

Thousands pledge to stand by neighbors who are frightened post-election

false

The new pope got bird flu... ...i heard he caught it from one of his cardinals.

true

Pro reveals everything you wanted to know about reupholstering

false

Usa fan gets tim howard's face shaved into his head because #1n1t

false

Loads of people are lining up to buy my vampire teeth. fang queue.

true

North korea demolishes tunnels at nuclear test site, reports say

false

Marriage advice: how to take the stress out of your relationship

false

Nurse brought the magic of snow to kids in hospital who can't go outside

false

'color purple' scribe alice walker opens up about her work, life and passion

false

How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? nothing, he just keeps the tips.

true

Together we can do what we cannot do alone!

false

Democrats heckle party chair with calls for more debates

false

You know what the hardest thing about rollerblading is? telling your parents you're gay.

true

What did adam say to eve? stand back, i don't know how big this thing gets!

true

Michigan, ohio state pregame: players get in each others' faces before game (video)

false

I've made many sacrifices to get where i am today. most of them were children.

true

I have an intense fear of hiccups luckily, i only ever have one.

true

Tom ford: 'doing coke off the table' was common among early customers

false

Last words: tatianna reflects on ‘rupaul’s all stars drag race’

false

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? a coffin break.

true

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? he was too far out man

true

For the last time... i'm not depressed. this is just how i eat.

true

Trump’s tough tweets aren't reflected in foreign policy, at least so far

false

What do you call a obese fortune teller? a fortune teller, you fpher!!!

true

No prison for nypd officer who fatally shot akai gurley

false

5 reasons why you should stop blaming your ex

false

Shit. the number the girl at the sprint store gave me is my number

true

Colbert's 'night of the living bill' aptly describes gop's health care plan

false

I'm not sure donald trump is qualified to sit in an exit row on a plane

true

Sleep inside a coffin at dracula's castle this halloween

false

If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people.

true

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? i can't marmalade my cock in someones ass.

true

What do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery.

true

Carine roitfeld joins harper's bazaar as global fashion director

false

Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. r.i.p tom bola

true

Why did the emo kid leave the bar? it was happy hour.

true

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? an horse.

true

Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to instagram the pumpkin spice latte?

true

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line!

true

Soppressata: the secret ingredients inside this cured meat

false

You know who else had a pointy beard? satan.

true

Nevada's top political reporter smells 'fear' from clinton camp

false

I read the constitution... ...but only for the articles.

true

Fabled jerusalem: steeped in history, politics, and religion

false

What do you call a king with a weed addiction? your royal highness.

true

What overalls does mario wear? denim denim denim

true

Explained: what happens when an amoeba 'eats' the brain

false

Sarah hyland under fire for tone-deaf golden globes after-party video

false

Why does yoda think 5 is afraid of 7? because 6, 7 ate.

true

Farms cause more pollution than you might think

false

'shoe rubber' chemical removed from subway bread found in nearly 500 common foods

false

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? this is my domain

true

I want to open a gay poker bar. and call it the space of aids

true

Me: has anybody seen my henlay? you: what's a henlay? me: .....eggs :-,

true

What's the first rule for hitting on girls? hit them where it won't show.

true

Gay podcasters pick their top entertainment of 2016

false

My brother and i share the same birthday. we aren't twins, our parents are just fucking cheap.

true

My voicemail greeting: hey, it's me. please hang up and text me.

true

Dad, can you explain to my friend where my mom is?

false

Meltdown at gawker: 2 top editors resign after pathetic story is pulled

false

How i almost chickened out of chicken pox

false

Putin turned russia election hacks in trump's favor: u.s. officials

false

Cuba joins one billion rising to end violence against women

false