CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? it's making all the headlines.	true
How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. i'm serious! that israeli how he does it!	true
Where do muslims go when they die? everywhere	true
Imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress	false
Bald eagle poses for selfie with brothers after rescue	false
What did the tampon tell the other tampon? nothing, both were stuck up bitches.	true
Why are pirates so mean? i dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!	true
Why shaming your children is a bad idea and what you can do instead	false
This joke is like a jamaican barbershop... dreadful	true
What's the plural of ebola west africa credit goes to /u/malfunkdung	true
What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? a bloody big cricket.	true
12 bible verses every small business owner needs	false
A strategy guy asks 'how do you solve a problem like korea?' the scenario for peaceful resolution	false
Kendall jenner twerking on katy perry dressed as hillary clinton is peak 2016 halloween	false
What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? tikka malala	true
The gop tax bill would (accidentally) help renters	false
Throw a last-minute cinco de mayo party and not be a caliente mess!	false
I put the 'ck' in 'puts ck in anything'.	true
Louisiana residents show devastating floods can't destroy their resilience	false
Ex-arkansas governor, u.s. senator dale bumpers dies at age 90	false
Here's the 'star wars' gay porn parody you just knew was coming	false
What did the pope give up for lent? his job.	true
What do particle physicists like to drink? pina colliders.	true
When someone in their 20's talks about old people they're talking about us.	true
Doing it yourself: from independent learning plans to organizing your instructional path	false
Wtf is a vision board, and how do you make one?	false
Sorry i haven't been tweeting much lately. i've been reading the cheesecake factory menu	true
2 dead and 20 injured after van drives into pedestrians outside german pub	false
Can digital outlets fill the statehouse coverage gap?	false
How do you blind an asian? put a windshield in front of them	true
Politico's glenn thrush to join the new york times	false
What type of pasta is no longer used in canada? penny ...	true
Nicole kidman: botox was an unfortunate move but now i can move my face again	false
Jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada	false
I like my coffee like i like my women made by my mother.	true
Blood sugar solution challenge, day 7: don't drink your calories	false
Hunnnnhgh! oh jesus god! aarrgh! - carl faberge, laying one of his famous eggs	true
Refugees in kenya get to watch their olympic heroes compete	false
If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb.	true
Swing hard (just in case you hit it)	false
Got my grades today... ... and i got an a+ in on my hepatitis test!	true
The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when i've clicked the wrong link.	true
Why are elephants grey ? so you can tell them from flamingos !	true
Bill cosby is going to have a new show women say the darndest things	true
If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face.	true
10 questions about the 2016 race no one can answer	false
To all my haters. first of all, you should know that i'm typing this with my middle finger.	true
This activist wants you to rethink ugly produce	false
What's the difference between a ferrari and a dead hooker? i don't have a ferrari in my garage	true
West virginia democratic senate candidate hesitant to back manchin-toomey gun bill	false
New hampshire governor bans transgender discrimination in state government	false
Nyt: ted cruz knows nothing about how to attack isis	false
What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? kids generally don't enjoy them	true
Til ninjas only have sex in the dark... that way you can't see them coming.	true
Unplugged weddings: should the marrying couple ask guests to surrender their smartphones?	false
Obama administration starts playing hardball on medicaid expansion	false
Trump's budget proposes to eliminate arts agencies, as many feared	false
Anoraks for weather that can't make up its mind (photos)	false
Bryan singer, director of ‘the usual suspects,’ denies kevin spacey halted filming	false
Daily pot smoking on college campuses is at 35-year high	false
You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.	true
12 style and fashion trends on our radar in 2018	false
London dining: a restaurant is revived at one leicester street	false
Dog flips out when he unwraps his christmas present	false
Jimmy fallon's prom style and more tweets of the week (photos)	false
Oxygen went on a date with potassium. it went ok.	true
The mediterranean diet could help kids with adhd	false
Why hitler died? because he saw the gas facture.	true
James corden argues why donald trump should be allowed a state visit to the uk	false
I heart my pet: conditions of the heart and natural healing for pets	false
What's irish and sits outside in the summertime? paddy o'furniture! (happy st. patrick's day)	true
Obama moves to protect planned parenthood funding, permanently	false
I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word zoo.	true
There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store a person died of secondhand smoke	true
Why do people hate babushka dolls? because they are so full of themselves....	true
Obamacare exchanges falling far short of smoking cessation requirements	false
How to cope with an identity crisis after motherhood	false
No one is talking about the source of our racial divide	false
I hate those stupid russian dolls. they're so full of themselves!	true
Why are programmers good husbands? because they're good at commiting.	true
Peta calls rihanna, lady gaga 'freaks' for 'creepy and callous' fashion choices (video)	false
What kind of exercises do lazy people do? diddly-squats	true
Astronaut's bubbly experiment shows off incredible new iss camera	false
In iraq are kraft foods discount coupons known as kraft dinar?	true
What do you call a midget that does cocaine? a low blow	true
What do gays and donald trump have in common? they're fucking assholes.	true
Sun eruption: huge solar prominence captured in nasa video	false
That crazy tortoise story on 'transparent' actually happened	false
If a rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... don't bother, they just babylon.	true
Timelapse: 10 incredible nights under the northern lights	false
New york nail salons ordered to pay compensation to cheated workers	false
New york taxi drivers fight drowsy driving rule	false
15 photos from astronaut's year in space that are out of this world	false
Why i'm standing with walmart workers this black friday	false
Going back to work in 10 mins. when i'm back, this better be front page, reddit.	true
Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children	true
Knock knock who's there ! coda ! coda who ? coda paint !	true
puts on mistletoe hat casually walks by you multiple times	true
Hundreds of wild ponies make a splash during annual swim fundraiser	false
Inmates perform mannequin challenge inside an alabama prison	false

Anyone watch story on the news about the corduroy pillows? it's making all the headlines.

true

How does moses make his tea? hebrews it. i'm serious! that israeli how he does it!

true

Where do muslims go when they die? everywhere

true

Imagine what obama could have accomplished had he had the support of congress

false

Bald eagle poses for selfie with brothers after rescue

false

What did the tampon tell the other tampon? nothing, both were stuck up bitches.

true

Why are pirates so mean? i dont know, they just arrrrrrrrr!

true

Why shaming your children is a bad idea and what you can do instead

false

This joke is like a jamaican barbershop... dreadful

true

What's the plural of ebola west africa credit goes to /u/malfunkdung

true

What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? a bloody big cricket.

true

12 bible verses every small business owner needs

false

A strategy guy asks 'how do you solve a problem like korea?' the scenario for peaceful resolution

false

Kendall jenner twerking on katy perry dressed as hillary clinton is peak 2016 halloween

false

What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? tikka malala

true

The gop tax bill would (accidentally) help renters

false

Throw a last-minute cinco de mayo party and not be a caliente mess!

false

I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'.

true

Louisiana residents show devastating floods can't destroy their resilience

false

Ex-arkansas governor, u.s. senator dale bumpers dies at age 90

false

Here's the 'star wars' gay porn parody you just knew was coming

false

What did the pope give up for lent? his job.

true

What do particle physicists like to drink? pina colliders.

true

When someone in their 20's talks about old people they're talking about us.

true

Doing it yourself: from independent learning plans to organizing your instructional path

false

Wtf is a vision board, and how do you make one?

false

Sorry i haven't been tweeting much lately. i've been reading the cheesecake factory menu

true

2 dead and 20 injured after van drives into pedestrians outside german pub

false

Can digital outlets fill the statehouse coverage gap?

false

How do you blind an asian? put a windshield in front of them

true

Politico's glenn thrush to join the new york times

false

What type of pasta is no longer used in canada? penny ...

true

Nicole kidman: botox was an unfortunate move but now i can move my face again

false

Jimmy carter recovers from dehydration scare in canada

false

I like my coffee like i like my women made by my mother.

true

Blood sugar solution challenge, day 7: don't drink your calories

false

Hunnnnhgh! oh jesus god! aarrgh! - carl faberge, laying one of his famous eggs

true

Refugees in kenya get to watch their olympic heroes compete

false

If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb.

true

Swing hard (just in case you hit it)

false

Got my grades today... ... and i got an a+ in on my hepatitis test!

true

The internet connection on my phone seems to be at its fastest when i've clicked the wrong link.

true

Why are elephants grey ? so you can tell them from flamingos !

true

Bill cosby is going to have a new show women say the darndest things

true

If you've ever accidentally stepped on a cat's tail, you've seen my wife's sex face.

true

10 questions about the 2016 race no one can answer

false

To all my haters. first of all, you should know that i'm typing this with my middle finger.

true

This activist wants you to rethink ugly produce

false

What's the difference between a ferrari and a dead hooker? i don't have a ferrari in my garage

true

West virginia democratic senate candidate hesitant to back manchin-toomey gun bill

false

New hampshire governor bans transgender discrimination in state government

false

Nyt: ted cruz knows nothing about how to attack isis

false

What is the common point between broccoli and anal sex? kids generally don't enjoy them

true

Til ninjas only have sex in the dark... that way you can't see them coming.

true

Unplugged weddings: should the marrying couple ask guests to surrender their smartphones?

false

Obama administration starts playing hardball on medicaid expansion

false

Trump's budget proposes to eliminate arts agencies, as many feared

false

Anoraks for weather that can't make up its mind (photos)

false

Bryan singer, director of ‘the usual suspects,’ denies kevin spacey halted filming

false

Daily pot smoking on college campuses is at 35-year high

false

You're the reason why women earn 75 cents to the dollar.

true

12 style and fashion trends on our radar in 2018

false

London dining: a restaurant is revived at one leicester street

false

Dog flips out when he unwraps his christmas present

false

Jimmy fallon's prom style and more tweets of the week (photos)

false

Oxygen went on a date with potassium. it went ok.

true

The mediterranean diet could help kids with adhd

false

Why hitler died? because he saw the gas facture.

true

James corden argues why donald trump should be allowed a state visit to the uk

false

I heart my pet: conditions of the heart and natural healing for pets

false

What's irish and sits outside in the summertime? paddy o'furniture! (happy st. patrick's day)

true

Obama moves to protect planned parenthood funding, permanently

false

I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word zoo.

true

There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store a person died of secondhand smoke

true

Why do people hate babushka dolls? because they are so full of themselves....

true

Obamacare exchanges falling far short of smoking cessation requirements

false

How to cope with an identity crisis after motherhood

false

No one is talking about the source of our racial divide

false

I hate those stupid russian dolls. they're so full of themselves!

true

Why are programmers good husbands? because they're good at commiting.

true

Peta calls rihanna, lady gaga 'freaks' for 'creepy and callous' fashion choices (video)

false

What kind of exercises do lazy people do? diddly-squats

true

Astronaut's bubbly experiment shows off incredible new iss camera

false

In iraq are kraft foods discount coupons known as kraft dinar?

true

What do you call a midget that does cocaine? a low blow

true

What do gays and donald trump have in common? they're fucking assholes.

true

Sun eruption: huge solar prominence captured in nasa video

false

That crazy tortoise story on 'transparent' actually happened

false

If a rastaman ever wants to tell you a story... don't bother, they just babylon.

true

Timelapse: 10 incredible nights under the northern lights

false

New york nail salons ordered to pay compensation to cheated workers

false

New york taxi drivers fight drowsy driving rule

false

15 photos from astronaut's year in space that are out of this world

false

Why i'm standing with walmart workers this black friday

false

Going back to work in 10 mins. when i'm back, this better be front page, reddit.

true

Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children

true

Knock knock who's there ! coda ! coda who ? coda paint !

true

*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*

true

Hundreds of wild ponies make a splash during annual swim fundraiser

false

Inmates perform mannequin challenge inside an alabama prison

false