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Lawmakers introduce bill to tackle misleadingly photoshopped ads | false |
This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me | true |
With the world watching, titans take to the pitch | false |
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? it's too tired! | true |
Jane seymour's secrets to feeling young after 50 | false |
Q: why couldn't the pirate play cards? a: because he was sitting on the deck ! | true |
What do you call a car that eats other cars? a carnivore. | true |
Based on my calculations i can retire about 5 years after i die. | true |
Want to hear the one about my penis..? you wouldn't get it... it's too long. | true |
What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot, you fucking racist. | true |
Lesbian sex is like swimming. it's not hard, and gets you wet. | true |
High-calorie diet could extend survival for als patients | false |
I was disappointed to find out my countertops were linoleum. i guess i took them for granite | true |
What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? put it on my bill. | true |
Watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway | false |
How she does it: the making of sophie gamand's flower power series | false |
If the united states government had a reality tv show... it would be called house of tards. | true |
Want to hear an awesome lyrebird impression? you just did. | true |
An open letter to my son, who yesterday was called a 'nerd' | false |
I'll never forget my grandpa's final words, stop shaking the ladder you cunt. | true |
How to counter the effects of sleep deprivation | false |
I had a frozen apple for lunch today it was hardcore | true |
The man behind 'humans of new york' reflects on his unscripted interview with president obama | false |
10 things you probably didn't know about 'doug' | false |
New england cod fishermen share coal miners’ plight in this new documentary | false |
What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life | true |
Why is peter pan such a terrible pilot? because he neverlands | true |
Top gop senator challenges trump arms deals over qatar crisis | false |
Just finished charging my iphone. lets see how long the battery la | true |
What does vin diesel call pin the tail on the donkey? fasten the furry ass. | true |
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises in the morning? it becomes daytrogen | true |
What do straight guys and lesbians have in common? they both like girls | true |
Your guide to the best bbq in st. louis according to zagat | false |
Betsey johnson's accessory collection: 'they all tell stories' (video) | false |
Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? crackers always leave crumbs. | true |
Why a local news station's decision to live-stream a potential suicide is dangerous | false |
4 key ways to become a transformational thinker and get what you want out of life | false |
Being a bridezilla can destroy your whole wedding planning experience -- tips for behaving yourself | false |
I like my women like i like my alcohol..... rubbing. | true |
Gugu mbatha-raw, gina prince-bythewood reteaming for 'an untamed state' | false |
America can't even unite around a disdain for nazis | false |
Watch ted koppel tell sean hannity he's bad for america | false |
One app you need if you want the new, cheap iphone | false |
Which is faster, hot or cold? hot is faster. anyone can catch a cold. | true |
Koch's team to meet trump's camp, but industrialist remains skeptical | false |
The iphone 5 will be able to print bacon | true |
What beverage does bruce lee like to drink? waa-taa! | true |
Dakota fanning & elizabeth olsen are bffs in 'very good girl' trailer | false |
Amazon has 12 amazing days of deals that you don't want to miss | false |
Behold casu marzu, the one cheese this chemist would never eat | false |
No grandma, sausage fest is not a new special breakfast at ihop | true |
Pigeons die when they have sex... atleast the one i fucked did. | true |
Trump surrogate really just goes for it with full-on jay z attack | false |
Mother's day gift ideas: 11 last-minute gifts for mom (photos) | false |
Mrs claus hospitalised with severe cramps. heavy christmas period to blame. | true |
Bruce jenner just got rooted by his own son right in the pussy | true |
Poker never works well in africa ethiopians always eat the chips | true |
Einstein made a theory about space, and it was about time, too! | true |
What do you call a smelly hobbit? frodor. | true |
101 things to do before your daughter starts her period | false |
Alec baldwin as trump tells his supporters to 'keep eating that finger chili' | false |
Al roker says new york city taxi passed him to pick up a white guy | false |
I like my men like i like my chess players... they know how to make an opening. | true |
When abroad, james bond is known as +44 07. | true |
Dinner for one: blackberry sangria, mini-pizza, & single-serve chocolate cake | false |
Justin bieber is still truly canadian at heart... his most popular song is called sorry. | true |
Patmos, greece travel: robert mccabe's new exhibit of 30 years of photos on the greek island | false |
Book, you look so much thinner! i know! i had my appendix removed! | true |
Finally, you can now watch hulu without ads | false |
What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe? white vans | true |
Someone just asked me if i was 'happily' married. single people are adorable. | true |
This hedgehog cleaning her feet could be the most adorable thing you've ever seen (video) | false |
Come expand your consciousness tonight with this queer art and performance party | false |
What state do the most math teachers come from? mathachusits! | true |
What happened when children were to blame for a hate crime | false |
Why couldn't hitler go to the barbecue he burnt the franks | true |
Joseph carr's gps guide for beating stress before sleep | false |
Where can sihks and muslims buy headwear? turban outfitters. | true |
What do you call the security guards outside a samsung factory? guardians of the galaxy | true |
Irked trump reportedly warned putin: we'd win the arms race | false |
What kind of dog can turn on your car? yorkies | true |
Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade | true |
Watch a love story unravel as two male dancers break your heart with their muscular bodies | false |
California leaders slam trump administration over report of planned ice raids | false |
On behalf of the amherst men's soccer team | false |
An open letter to bill o'reilly about his dystopian take on the las vegas shooting | false |
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak | true |
What do internet football fans sing? e we go e we go e we go! | true |
Chuck norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. they made him blink. | true |
2 virginia tech students charged in missing 13-year-old girl's murder | false |
Benefits of exercise during and after cancer treatment | false |
Are there any rules for lending your kids out as migrant workers? | true |
What did mc hammer name his son? arman. | true |
Maria kang and the endless cycle of mommy judging | false |
Relationships are like fat people... most don't work out! | true |
Botanists should run the fashion industry... ...they really have style. | true |
9 steps to change careers and get the life you want | false |
I had really loud unprotected phone sex last week now i have hearing aids. | true |
Harry potter: hermoine, i'm gay hermione: are you kidding? harry: no, i'm fucking sirius | true |
Julianne moore golden globes dress 2013: see her red carpet look! (photos) | false |
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