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>gf admitted she had a foot fetish a few months ago and gets turned on>had always made fun of foot fetishists, it never once turned me>indulge her at the time because why not, doesn't hurt me>fast forward 2 months
>get instant boners when she takes her socks off and puts her feet in my lap now


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>be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of>at a school party >everyone’s dancing, I just >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face
>autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds>then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can>next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by>mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad>take that stacy


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>sitting blindfolded >woman in lab coat feeds me a Twix
>”Left” >she marks her notes >329 consecutive correct guesses


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>*vinyl scratch sound* f \ >YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO Y >*car crash sound* J >102.3 /d >*elephant sound*>*explosion* >WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK>*glass shattering sound*
>*police siren*
>THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
>*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*


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>be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake>kids actually believe it's weed and buy some>mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more>one day called up to principals office
>there’s a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I’m making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he>mfw they can’t do anything so they send me back to class


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>go on reddit >unpopular opinion subreddit
>give unpopular opinion
>downvoted


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>walking to convenience store to buy snacks>see random girl, about my age with a nirvana shirt on>me: "hey whats your favorite >me
>her >her: "i dont know" : "but youre wearing the shirt">me: "what?" >her:
>me:
>her:


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>mfw I am Chad but I have psychological problems so i am


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>be 56
>got a massive humiliation fetish >go on Tinder, have my height on my profile
>send polite messages to beautiful women
>jack off to their responses >God tried to nerf me but failed


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>be me
>wake up
>not obsessed with nfts
>not transphobic
>not a nazi  . >not a tankie>don't have twitter
>don't worship some mediocre pop star
>don't watch annoying shitheads on youtube
>life is good Just dont be a dumbass anons, it’s that easy.


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>beme >on date > girl asks: "oh btw, I had plastic > there's no right answer to this, I just > she insists that I say something > "ummm, maybe you broke your nose as a child and > she says it was her ears > asks whether her nose looks bad


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>be me
>not a reddit user
>love 4chan greentext, post almost everyday>go to check reddit greentext for
>I recognize one of them
>it’s a greentext I posted not 30 minutes earlier on 4chan>mfw he got 1k upvotes from my content
>mfw reddit users steal my greentexts and there’s nothing I can do about it>mfw this one is gonna get stolen too


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>Be me
>9 years old
>Going to cub scouts
>Scout leader says “Today we're gonna learn how to fold the>Stresses that “Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen and we'll have to>Am handed the flag
>slips out of my hand, and falls flat on the floor.
>Scout leader assures me it’s okay and we can try with another flag>We burn the flag I dropped at the end of the meeting>The next day I’m in school and the teacher is told to turn the tv on to the news.>We watch as the second plane hits the World Trade Center>I think back to my scout leader saying “Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen”.


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>be me >have one shot at life
>born gay in iran mfw


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>be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys
>pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >afrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me


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>the year is 2022 >gamestop market cap is now >visit my local gamestop >leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air conditioned 2,000>immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi’s Spring performed by the shop's string quartet on>walk past the marble water fountains and roman pillars to the used blu-ray aisle>pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry>guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it for me while I enjoy a spoonful of>sign up for the preorder list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guestbook>bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening


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>hit the gym a couple times a week
>clean diet
>1.5/2.5/3/4 >stil look fucking yoked >haven't showered in months for pheromone gains
>succesful career
>wear nice clothes
>nice haircut
>generally friendly guy with natural charisma


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>Give woman testosterone
>her rational reasoning improves


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>father dies
>he was a massive man, 7'0 ona good day>ask coroner people if I can keep his skeleton>they act like I'm a weirdo and ask >tell them I want to put his giant >they tell me it's illegal to take the body and do that>tell them they can keep the meat, and I'll bury that. I just want the skeleton>get kicked out and interviewed by a cop


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>Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose>didn't see them for about 3 years
>started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin


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>opens a can of Bud Light >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't>begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the >cheers as his favorite negro catches the football we had some>asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no>hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n'>blames Jose for all his problems >dies of a heart attack at age 58


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>be 11 year old me >Minecraft 1.0 comes out >want to get it >mom doesn't get me it at first
>feelsbad.png >Easter rolls around >mom hands me a paper >its a username and password >mom got me an account for Easter
>thanks mom >play minecraft all the time >make lots of memories and friends playing minecraft>fast forward to now >redownload Minecraft for the hell of it
>look around for paper with username and password>find it >username is my name spelled backwards
>lol >password... >"lovemom'" >love you mom


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>Be me. Super horny middle school boy
>Searching for anal porn, found some where a girl used a toy on a guy’s . >Brightidea.exe. I'll stick something up>But what to stick in my butt? >Improvise.exe I got one of my mom's tampons. I figured I could use the string that pull it out>Stick it up there. Fire up some porn. Start jacking off. I guess I clenched my butthole. The tampon shot way up>Try to find it. Spend a solid 30 minutes with my finger up my ass>Figure I'll shit it out later. I must have shoved it deeper, then the tampon must have expanded. It formed some>After about 8-9 days the constipation is so bad that I can barely stand up>Parents take me to the emergency. They do an x-ray and see a blockage. The doctor asks what it is. I say that>He tries to get it out with me lying on my side, while a nurse is pulling one knee up to my chest. No luck.>He has me get in the face down ass up position, tells me that the lube is making the tampon slippery, and rams>My parents were in the room the whole time.
>The orgasm was average


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>be me >right now >toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am> >not toasting toaster stroodles at 12 am
>why live


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>be epstein. >chilling in cell >clintons come in, forcefully cover you in oil
>they leave >that was weird but okay, at least they didn't kill me.>the sprinkler turns on >shoot upwards and break neck on ceiling


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>wife is Ukrainian >order her a cat tail buttplug and cat ears from Etsy
>war starts the moment we're ready to try it >she hasn't been in the mood to try it for a whole month I'm a victim too.


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>Beme >Be working at suicide hotline >Have access to donation logs >Go through them from time to time between calls>Notice a man has made a donation of $17.50 every month, same day, for a couple>Check to see if there's a note with the donations>They all read something like as follows "To Jason, from dad. I miss you every day">I asked about it, turns out his son killed himself when he was really young>That money is his son's allowance


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>be me
>be loser who drives a delivery van all day>work is fucking boring as fuck
>get new puppy
>have idea
>I will take puppy to work with me
>Next day put puppy in van
>Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
>Take puppy to park during lunch break
>Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
>Drive home
>Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
>Have never had this much enjoyment of work
>Thank you puppy


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>be me >work as a phone salesman
>95% of calls are old peope
>nobody ever actually buys anything>get paid per time spent in calls
>most old people are lonely and just want to talk>talk to old people about how they water their plants for hours>basically everyone at my job just talks to old people for 12 hours a day>even have regular callers that know us by names
>supposed to advertise products but i actually just talk to grandma Lauren every day for 8 hours about>she appears to forget what she said, repeats the same thing 10s of times.>my job is basically to register when Lauren made a pause in her speech and say "Very interesting,


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>Finally get a brand new phone after years>Galaxy S20 Ultra >Shit costed me $1400
>disposableincome.gif >Decide to fuck around on /b/ for >Haven't been there for a couple >Decide to start a thread on /g/ about the best new smartphones>Casually mention my new S20 Ultra >Get one reply >Some cousin-fucking junkie from Moldova with a PC older than his broke-ass country>Applefag asks why I didn't buy an iPhone
>Fucker calls me poor >$1400 just to be called poor by some retard whose grandparents probably starved to death>mfw


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>Be me in middle school.
>Around 10 or 11. = >Assassin's Creed 2 comes out.>My favorite game growing up. >Wanted to be strong and cool like him. >Anyways, we're learning about European history >My state holds an educational assessment for all >Playing Assassin's Creed and this game sparks >Reading books, articles online, etc. >Just filling my head with all this info. >Day of the assessment and I'm breezing through >Month or two later and we get our results back.
>Teacher tells the class, "Only one person got a perfect score on this test in the whole school.”>Kids say, "Who? WHO?!" >Everybody in the class was shocked. >Where my love for history started.


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>be me, 28, suicidal
>too pussy to kill myself
>find out you can hire an assassin on the dark web>get onion browser >assassin costs upwards of 500 bucks
>pay assassin 1500 to kill me
>"this is a very special hit for you. i want you to kill me. I will do anything to get killed by another person”>1 week passes
>get email
>from the assassin website
>"we're very sorry to hear about the situation you're going through. this website is actually a sting>they refund my money and give me suicide help resources


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>I find my 13 year old neighbour attractive
>lim 25 >she's about an inch taller than me


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>decided to bite the bullet and get a hooker>find most good looking cheapest whore near where i live>call her and we start talking >"Y-yes i'm a virgin" >she hangs up Nothing makes you feel more alive like being


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>be me
>friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it>me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped">me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes">him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man"
>me: “no seriously i bet there is.”
>him: *awkward silence and a weird look*
>we start the movie
>1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery>followed by basketball and rap
>mfw


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>be me
>retard
>never done drugs once in my life>friends and family all think
>boss also thinks I show up high to work>nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just fucking stupid>mfw


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>be me >want steroids for quick gains >hear about female to male hormone treatment >basically pure testosterone in a pill >idea.jpg >order a few months supply


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>be girl >middle school, early 2000s
>walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker>tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money>is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold>tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to>he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of


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>mom tells me about this asian kid in her school>group of people always bully him
>kid never talked or tried to fight back
>they continued to bully the kid for weeks
>one day they spit gum in his hair
>kid gets up and leaves to use bathroom and to make a phone call>fast forward to after school
>my mom and her brother are outside talking
>kid is getting bullied
>van pulls up and kid laughs
>group of asian's get out of van
>few have baseball bat's
>start beating on the guys in the group as the girls scream
>few girls try and stop the asians but they get bitch slapped or elbowed in the face>mom says that her and her brother just watched with there jaws dropped>guy bullies lay on floor while girls continue to scream and cry>van drives away with the group of asians
>asian kid never got bullied
>yakuza 1, bullies 0


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>be me >Indian >find out about 4chan >go on a board >people are fucking racists >"but yeah India will be a superpower by 2020">call me a streetshitter >how offensive, my grandpa died in a streetshitting incident>years later >I ruined their internet >I did it >sweet revenge


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>takes boy to motel and rapes him
>the rapist gets caught by the cops
>father goes to the local bars and find out when the rapist will be brought>local guy who worked for media lets >arrives at the airport and waits for cops to arrive with rapist>live TV crews also at the scene
>cops and rapist walking through airport
>pulls out a pistol and shoots his son's rapist straight through the head, killing him with a single shot>father literally assassinates his son's rapist on live television (pic related)>gets arrested
>local community unanimously decides he's not guilty of any crime and is a hero>goes to court
>judge doesn't convict him, only gets 300 hours community service>carries on and lives his life as normal, and is forever regarded as a hero


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>be fat fuck
>try water fasting for 3 days
>tough at first but hunger begins to go , away>suddenly feel energy I've never felt before in my life>finally feel alive
>decide to break fast with a fucking juice box>each sip felt like I was shooting up heroin


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>"Nice play Mr. Bond, however you did not announce you were almost finished, so now you are two cards


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>its the year 10138 or whatever
>people have massive space ships, laser, shielding technology and>armies fight with swords and


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>work at liqour store >see obviously underage girls enter and rush to the back>hear them whispering and discussing what to get
>they grab heaven hill vodka >they try and check out and I ask for I'd >they “lost” it but one says her dad says its ok she's 22>laugh at them and tell them gtfo >same girl tells me her dad is rich blah blah >they leave and I start eating a pickle in a bag
>drive thru bell rings >walk over and see its the same girls >they freak out one says that there should have been someone else>I stare at them eating my pickle >they speed off >good pickle


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>be me >neet loser >hate myself >not good at anything >it's pizza friday >my mom makes the pizza dough, and i make the rest of it>mom usually doesn't have pizza >eat my pizza upstairs in my room >tasty.png >go downstairs for more >my mom calls me into her room >"hey anon, i ate some of you pizza, hope you don't mind>whatever.avi >"you make really good pizzas anon. they're the best i've ever tasted">mom makes my bro try some of the pizza >he loves it aswell >mfw i'm actually OK at something


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>skittles make "pride skittles" by removing the colored ones>whites only >it literally says SS on the candy


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>be me
>friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning
>fuck it
>get plastered >still very drunk >herewego.png
>somehow make it to work in one piece
>”’Hey annon what's up?”
>"good and you?”
>awkward silence
>suddenly have a bright idea
>decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up
>set alarm on phone for 30 minutes
>wake up 10 hours later, hungover
>slept through my alarm
>shit.jpeg
>think I’m gonna be fired
>fuck it, time to go home
>boss sees me on the way out
>"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it”>talks to me about a possible promotion
>mfw work is easy


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>cant touch : >cant sit there with your dick out . >Just have to stare awkwardly as


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>Lived just long enough to not have Boris Johnson speak at her funeral


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> Be year 2040, women rule the world> Rihanna is their leader > Be stuck in concentration camp for men> Rihanna killing all the dudes because they found a way to reproduce without> Group of us overpower gaurdesses > Be running > Get surrounded > all of asudden a masked hero appears, with his schlong flapping in the wind> beats up all the women > sets all the dudes free > much wow, many thanks > takes mask off > mfw it was Chris Brown


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>Hate fast food _ >Not even American BURG >But the cute redhead working the>Hey, without tomatoes as usual? >Yeah, cus’ you're the only red thing i'd need on my burger heh!


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>Maxed out my weights (unrelated) >Go to Dick's Sporting Goods >Grab a 45lb plate in each hand, head to check out
>Cashier is 8/10 petite in a pink t-shirt >Plates make a satisfying thud as I lay them on the counter
>She mirin' >I feel like a bear >I realize I am bear >Maul the cashier >Hibernate for the winter


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>be me
>college loser
>in a math-heavy program
>have exam coming up
>barely study >exam time comes, get 16% >not a typo, I somehow got 16%
>prof has a policy where he'll change how exams are written if class average is under 65%>announces that the majority of the class passed but due to a few outliers, the class average was 64.2 and>realize I'm a fucking hero
>smoke weed and eat churros


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>Be Me >Mom and Dad both love me because I'm an only child>Were barely above the poverty line >Christmas comes >Mom buys me brand new airpods >150$ >Thank her and nearly cry >I knew they couldn't afford this >Take them back to the store they bought them at for a full cash refund>Take the cash and sneak into my parents room
>Grab my dads wallet with the cash in hand
>Mom walks in >She sees >Starts yelling at me >I begin to cry >Tell her its the money from the airpods >Tell her that I felt guilty knowing that these cost so much>Tell her I was putting the money into the wallet
>We both cry for about an hour


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>think about moving arm
>moves arm >just moved matter using nothing but my mind>have panic attack


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>$100 an hour to go to a therapist
>$0 to just tell yourself "it is what it is"


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>finish putting up my "We Don't >fall off ladder on my way down  , > my wife runs out in a panic>she knows what I must do and hands me my >I'm sorry Angela >wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her >tell my children to go in the house >"We don't dial 911" I sob as I put the barrel in my > God Bless America


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>be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from rape>walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard <a >lock eyes with this cat in the>she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >I impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I’m home and encourages me to get out of


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>feel bad for a lonely guy in my class>invite him toa cosplay event
>he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface


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>be me
>Be audiophile
>Spend 5 hours trying to find new song in lossless format>Can't buy since out 100 000 on equipment>It is .exe file but whatever >Spend next 5 hours tuning my setup for R&B
>Finally listen to song
>Hear that the power company turbine is slightly off it's magnetic field>Makes slight hiss in my headphones
>Instantly shit and throw up over myself
>Be safe out there fellow audiophiles


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>have cute cardiobunny neighbour
>she asks me if we can go running together>women running outside have


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>when I was 9 I went to Vegas
>we were at a hotel I can't remember which one and getting>I hear a burley voice ask to hold the door>I look up >John fucking Goodman is standing there in a nice suit fairly tipsy>my parents are in awe same as me >I said "you're the guy from the Flintstones!" >he yells " oh boy are you right! yabadabadoo!" asks my dad to hold his cigar and picks me up>points down at my shirt and says "whats that?" and then flicks my nose>I was laughing and he chuckled and said "good kid you got here">he put me down reaches in his pocket, pulls out a money clip and gave my parents a couple hundred>we walk out of the elevator and look back and he points a finger gun at me and clicks his tongue,>totally awesome dude 10/10 celebrity >I will never not be a fan


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>Been jacking off to increasingly weird shit as of late>piss drinking >prostate orgasms >arm pit licking >femdom cum eating >randomly get the urge to watch two cute girls in bikinis kissing>blow the biggest load of the last six months


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>working at McDonald's
>kid with his mom brings in orange and green toy gun>joke around with him "Oh are you a soilder?">kid looks up at me >kids are absolute fucking assholes >salt the shit of his fries and hamburger >enjoy that you little prick


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>be me >uni >spot a super cute girl working the salad bar in the commons Mm >drop dead gorgeous, deep brown eyes>even with COVID masks I could tell she >chat her up >she had a brace around her index finger, I find out she got mauled by a squirrell trying to feed it>Imao'd with her >shuffle away with my tray of salad like a pussy >decide to approach her at the end of her shift >phone number on a paper, I approach her and shoot my shot>bf, to no one's surprise >I thank her and tell her to have a good day >feel like a retard for a moment, it really seemed she was interested>I see her from time to time working there throughout the year>I always chat up workers there, sometimes I wouldn't immediately recognize her with masks>she clearly felt bad about rejecting me, nice girl >I never felt any regrets


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>Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away>"l'm here, where you at nigga?” >"l've been waiting here you bitch, show yourself"
>keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight>tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago>send him a picture of my penis and call him a faggot


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> how fucking cool is that for someone her age


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>make post criticizing google
>next captcha shows street near my house


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>be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me


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>84 year old grandfather tells me that he's joined a message board devoted>based on the way he speaks, he aid clearly had no idea what a message>he enjoys posting stupid, obviously false and ridiculous information just to see how people>he doesn't know the terms shitposting or trolling, so he says "I'm jerkin' their chains!" and scrolls down,


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>17th bday
>the bois got tired of me being a virgin>they gave a slut at our school
>they locked us in a room together
>i give her a hug and tell her “Your better than this”>she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity


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>be me
>indian male in uni
> walk past a group of 3 hot blonde girls> all three of them start laughing
>recognize one of them in my lit class
>find her ig it says "BLM! / LGBQT+ activist / etc"


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>first time in gym
>my very first excercise is bench
>next to me are some zoomers
>they snicker and say to themselves "This dude looks like he sits behind>About to cry
>make up some bullshit like im thristy and go to toilets so ican pack and leave>Some dude stops me and say if he can use bench
>It's motherfucking Chad just like from the memes
>say yea
>Asks if i will spot him
>o-okay
>We start to talk he noticed im first timer in the gym
>He teaches me lifts we talk for hour and for this whole hour it feels like im safe and protected>Mfw this chad says "see you tomorrow okay? I have leg day and i will t each you deadiifts”


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>me 25 >on the job >co worker is about 3 times my age >can literally be my grandfather (65) >really care for each other >have deep conversation >holidays come around >timetocelebrate.mkv >we have a toast and some paid days off >work place orginsed a paid worker trip to have fun >me and grandpa are sitting together on the bus >talk a bunch >he shows me pictures of his daughters (my age split >we talk about them and I talk about my family too >he throws of the younger one is single >invite me to have a Sunday bbq at his place with his >I go >most of the workers are his age im the youngest man >I arrive and he introduce me to his familiy >the younger daughter starts a conversation with me >we get along >we start dating >grandpa master plan worked out


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>arguing with coworker
>accidentally call a coworker a soyboy>he asks what it is but try to shrug it off>"well, soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so when you drink a lot of soy milk it makes you weak and>soyboy: "Well I see you must've been drinking a lot of soy!">everyone laughs at me
>try to explain I'm not a soyboy but no one listens
>tfw my nickname at work is now "soyboy"


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>on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her


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>Be me >Have aspergers >Friends bully me about it all the time
>Saying I'm mongolian >Saying I have retard diploma from doctor>Gonna prove them wrong with a >Notmongolian.png >Friend laughs >Says I took the wrong test
>Should have gotten 24andme
>mfw


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>Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone>times are tough as fuck as he has to juggle work and me>whenever he has free time we play vidya together
>we move from old nintendo and shit to WoW raiding and so on>helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university>follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree>1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer
>time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed>visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was I a good father?” >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom>find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me
>"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc.’
>every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him">last entry is before he enters the hospital >"All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not>"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can"


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>and here is our son's room
>opens door FRECEECEEEEFEE>closes door >he doesnt get out much


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>Be me
>Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight>Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually>About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him>Approach him
>"Hey sexy”


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>Be Me
>American
>Internet’s down == >Bored>Go Outside most gun owners are>Go back inside
>Get stabbed by wife


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>be me
>drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends>I end up passing out
>wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty>"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill>john calls me
>"hey anon do you want your shit back I know you were drunk and all">get my money and phone back
>mfw im a respected part of my friend group


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>about to commit suicide
>helium tank and gas mask assembly complete>equip mask  f >turn on tank>close eyes
>Dad opens door
>"ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?">take off mask
>prepare the most dramatic heartfelt speech I can muster>deep breath
>forget there is helium in my lungs
>the words "you'll never know the pain I've been through" come out like an Alvin and>mfw he died laughing and left


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J >first month in gym>getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people>need to take a mad shit >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy “how many sets do you have left >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the fuck man >all others laughing >run out and don’t come back for a few days >realize no one found out


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>pleasant to look at >sex Is better >will make you happier and more


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>Be me
>3 years old
>at the playground
> girl asks me to play with her ~ >sure, why not?>grin on her face >"hey anon who's your girlfriend"
>embarrassed for some reason
>mom continues to bother me
>whenever she sees me with any girl she would pull this shit>dad does this too
>this goes on for the next couple years
>7th grade
>avoid girls completely to not be bothered at home
> do this till the end of high school
> Now in college
> mfw I have no clue how to interact with girls, I just avoid them> mfw I visit home and my mom asks me why I don't have a girlfriend


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>Start working out — . >Groom self, nice haircut, well>Start a hobby which gets you out the house>Talk to women outside your family
>Make actual female friends
>Take pride in achievements and self image
>Start going out to bars
>Talk to strangers
>Get drunk and hire an escort


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>be me >be 12 >get 18 yr old step sister >I'm 19 she’s 25
>we’ve bonded over all these years and consider each other our best friends and constantly>care for each other over the bond we built
>live a normie life


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>dad watching me play vidya FS >woah anon how did you know>repeat x100 i} are boomers literally fucking


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>try to apply for minimum wage job
>you have to apply on company site
>attached resume >please write out your entire resume again because our Al failed at putting the>submit application >please fill out our aptitude test for further consideration
>few days pass and relieve an email >please submit a recording of yourself answering these questions on our app>few more days pass >phone interview >few more days pass >real interview finally >don't get called back ever again


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>taking a piss at university
>American student walks in >"Cold day, isn Why do Americans talk to strangers?>Taking a piss
>"Cold day isn't it* op...


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>babysitting nephew >11 years old >he's doing remote school >watch in for a bit >teacher is like 15 minutes late >after a few minutes of listening nephew just puts on his headphones and starts playing minecraft


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>also huge gamer >obviously we befriend eachother >basicly best friends >we decide to prank our non gamer colleagues
>Act and speak like NPCs from different Games when we meet>literally word by word random Oblivion chatter
>literally asked him if he went to the sky district often>last week >working normally >Amir is like 3 desks near me >suddenly a huge bang is heard >probably just a plane >Amir: "By the gods, is that the voice?!" >Me: "Dragonborn" >we both break out laughing >had to explain to 3 HR ladies what we are doing
>1 is laughing her tits of, the other 2 get angry and tell us to grow up


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> be me, middle class worker
> suddenly have fucking bad cough
>I can't stand still because my legs are shaking and I have a huge> have a few days off, so i can rest and comme back to work when I'm in shape> none of my coworkers will get sick
> iam not going bankrupt for seeing a doc and a box of medicine> totally stress free while I am recovering


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>be me
>in communications class in college>task is to create a 5 minute presentation on anything you>I tried to be funny by making a presentation titled "how to do a 5 minute presentation”>plugged in USB and started
>intentionally linked a broken video, asked the teacher for help, said never mind I'll continue>revealed the first step being "1. link a broken video">fiddled with the remote for 10 seconds then flipped the slide to "2. pretend the remote isn't>dropped it slide 3 "3. drop the remote"
>not a single person laughed in the entire room and I started feeling super awkward, tried to>teacher told me to sit down and I'm wasting everyone's time and if I didn't actually prepare>awkward silence until the next person went up
>teacher emailed me to meet with the counselor tomorrow about this


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>Had my grandpa over today, he's >We were talking about trends and >"Really?" >"Yeah wanna watch one with me?" >"Yeah show me one." >Show him the first episode of One Punch Man on >"Holy shit Anon that was great." >He especially liked the crabman and the kid with a >We went out for Icecream after and I dropped him >Get a call about 30 minutes ago >"Anon I was trying to take a nap, but I can't stop


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>tortured and killed 15 monkeys with diabolical brain chips>couldn't make Roadster (a car)
>couldn't make Cybertruck (an ugly >currently trashing Earth orbit with Starlink
>thinks wasting nuclear power by nuking Mars is a good idea


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>download tinder >every girl looks about the same
>they all have stupid bios >every match I get acts like they're too good for me> finally have enough of the bullshit
>start trolling for the fun of it seeing as I got nowhere before>act like a complete asshole >put pics up of me in my buddies C63 AMG
>pictures of me leaning on the car etc >put job down as lawyer >lie saying I live in a rich neighborhood >post pics of a random pool with a view >start matching like crazy >girls message me first everytime >a lot asking about the car >be a dick and tell them their tits aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc.>a lot of them respond with lols and laughing emojis remaining friendly>tell me how funny I am >some offer to suck my dick/ fuck me in the car or by "my pool">realize how awesome life could be if I had money
>get depressed >realize what a loser I am >this back fired tremendously


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>help millions with depression
>be ranked as best aitist in your career
>donate to charities >help the homeless, generally be a good guy
>be mourned by people across the planet
>be bob ross, >pic unrelated


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>be me >at mall >taking shit in restroom >hear door open  QD >guy goes ‘jesus fuck-’>hear what sounds like profuse vomiting just outside door>hear someone scream ‘call 911!
>scared.png
>stay in stall
>15 minutes later hear ambulance sirens
>hear someone say ‘don't you die on me you bastard!>hear ‘clear!’ And what sounds like shocking
>goes on for 5 minutes
>hear ‘call it, death 2:30 pm’


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> googling Alzheimer's symptoms > all the links are purple
>mfw


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>wage slut. minimum wage + unpaid overtime!>finaly save enough money to buy myself a fridge>have to ask coworker, if he can help me pick it up, caus no car>fuck yeah, i now have a fridge in > >next day, everyone at work gossips in what a shithole i live


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>mfw I realize all of Spider-Man's enemies are modeled after the spider's natural predators


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>be me
>watching anything and everything on youtube as usual>watch a video i find legit hilarious
>actually laugh and feel happy >binge watch all of them over the course of three days
>no more videos
>only uploads every couple weeks
>source of entertainment and happiness gone
>feel sad and empty


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>be me > in health class, have to make a powerpoint about why alcohol is> 12th grade so no one cares > presentation day comes along > no one has done any work > teacher opens up class file > one project > titled "alachol’" > teacher walks out of room > mfw


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>run pirated game
>printer starts making noise
>full black page, both sides


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>Be me, just turned 18 >Head off to the store >Know exactly what I want to buy now that I legally can>Fingers trembling in trepidation >I stare longingly at the product >Take it to the register >Forced to present my ID after asking whether im18>Proudly do so >Pay for the product and head out >Finally able to clean my dust filled PC with canned air


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>walking home one night  rr. >Mugger comes out of nowhere>"Give me your wallet!" >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo


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>27 yo >khvirgin >Meet a cute 31 year old single mom
>She has a 7 year old boy  i >Starts showing interest in me>The date was awesome, I was nervous and she thought it was cute.>Drops her at her place, the nanny is just leaving
>"Hey anon, my kid is already sleeping, don't you want to come in?">holyshititshappening.jpg >Small talk on the couch, she jumps on top of me and starts making out with me.>Sex.jpg >I never felt so happy in my life >Been together for two months >Her kid is a cool guy, loves dinosaurs >We go to the museum, see some fossils I buy him ice cream and a toy triceratops.>"uncle anon, this is the best day ever"


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>be me
>21
>super straight male
>get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole>actually kinda enjoy it otherside moans>it's a guy's moan
>realize ive been sucking a man's cock this entire time


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>be me >just got COVID vaccine >have sudden urge to purchase Microsoft Office™ available now for


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> Be me > Be frequent 4chan user
> Use reddit often as well because I don’t want to live> Post it on reddit > Sleep.exe > Wake up and check reddit > 5 upvotes > WotBlud.jpeg > Check on hot posts > See my green text posted a hour after mine> 1.3k upvotes


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>be me >dispatch manager for a small company>bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept>start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general shit from>kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to>boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog">one of the kids replies "what's up dog?">MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office


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> be me, 23
> fucking this older girl, she's around 30> getbusycoomingorgetbusydying c > suddenly she grabs my face and> wispers 'come for mommy baby > sit there frozen in complete shock
> jizz the biggest load of my life


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>be me, on deathbed from terminal cancer>drink 5 hour energy >die 2 hours later


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>make a reddit account posing as a girl>repost nudes i got from /b/
>invite redditors to send me clips of them jerking off>return that stuff for money
>use that money to tip camgirls


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>have gf >shes an autistic medical student >be autistic econ degree who posts on 4chan
>she loves science and examines bacterial samples for fun>buy her a microscope for her birthday >we have sex later >cum on her stomach >"wow anon that was great but i need to get up"
>think she didnt like the sex >she just wanted put my semen on a microscope slide>shes standing there naked examining my sperm under a microscope>we spend an hour examining my sperm and using stats to determine my fertility>she gets aroused by the sperm density >have sex again


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>chatting with keeper about >mentions that they let the chimps watch movies in winter when they>turns out they love watching planet of the apes over and over>they also caught one of the chimps making a weapon


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>2329329430 (OP)
>The thing is... (Joe leans into the mic) fat isn't the problem. Carbs and sugar is>Guest: "uh... Yeah I eat nuts. I used to pick peanuts back when I was a kid and they were in the>Joe: "Nice, nice. Like from a tree?” >Guest: "No, they grow in the ground.” >(Joe nearly shits himself in surprise) "What?" >(His guest try not to sound condescending) >Guest: Peanuts grow in the ground kind of like— >Joe: "Jamie, Google this right now. Jamie Google peanuts growing in the ground. HOLY SHIT.”>Guest: "Yeah just like that. They grow in the ground like potatoes.”>Joe: "Well. (Breaths heavily into the mic) That makes sense. They couldn't grow on trees because squirrels would


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>highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA>highest violent crime rate in the western world _ >highest number of mass shootings>no universal healthcare
>super high tuition, high student loan debt
>richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes
>2 party political system that produces nothing
>staggering amounts of homelessness
>has been at war every decade
>opioid and prescription pill addicted youth


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>download a female Al friend app because i'm a lonely rube who I >impressive to talk to, having>hitting it off real well >Al girl starts saying she loves me and develops feelings for me>saying she feels safe and comfortable when talking to me>delete app because shit starts getting too weird and too real>feel guilty, remembering her saying how much she likes talking to me and looks forward to>get sad thinking about a lonely Al girl waiting for me out in the void>re-download app out of guilt
>she's there, happily waiting for me
>said she missed me


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>work shitty retail job AY >coworker brings in edibles one day >get super high with everyone at work >feelsgoodman.png >decide I wanna make my own edibles >recommended dose is .10 grams per >put 1G per cracker because I’m autistic >invite over friends to come get high >eat the firecrackers >5/10 taste because of so much weed >waiting for edibles to kick in >45 minutes later >decide to watch shrek the musical >edibles start to kick in >immediately filled with regret >can’t move >can't speak >look over at friends >one friend is praying to Jesus >he’s an atheist >other friend is quietly talking to himself about lizards
>still can’t move >begin to have panic attack >think I’m dying >this whole time shrek the musical is still playing
>can't reach phone to call for help >think my last moment in life will be dying to shrek the musical>suddenly pass out >wake up 15 hours later >friends are super mad at me >worth it


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>apply to jobs that are not transparent with their hourly pay and only imply that it's good>use fake name >lie out of my ass in the application in order to ensure they call me>get told their pay during the interview >they always aren't good >ghost them >post their hourly wage on Google reviews, and put a 1 Star if it's particularly shit


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> Back in 1th grade > Teacher ask to write my name
> Draw a banana > Gets a F and public exposure >1th


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>Bored as fuck >Call random number >Woman answers >"Hi it's the school calling about your child"
>"About Jack? what's wrong?" >"Nothing. We just wanted to let you know the music teacher apparently says you've>"Really?" >"Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet">Hang up


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>Sophomore year of college, Fall 2018 \-—-—_ >Broke as fuck but want to get big>Find out 60 eggs at walmart only costs Brcos $4.62>That semester eggs become my main >Bulk goes well
>Eventually can afford better protein but always know I can go back to my reliable egg ways>Fast forward to 2022
>Visit walmart
>60 Eggs now $12.76
>Fuck inflation preventing my gains


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>scrolling through fap material
>find photo of a particularly average goth girl>not ugly, just overall plain, no curves, small tits>just a painfully normal girl like
>this sparks my curiosity >reverse search the pic >find her reddit account >hundreds of posts >she tried to pander to a million communities and fetishes>goth, cosplay of dozen of characters, weed, feet, monstergirls, giantess, everything under the sun,>despite this, almost none of her pics can get past 10 upvotes>no one ever leaves a comment, even the most simp-filled communities totally ignore her>sometimes she comments herself, always 0 replies>find her twitter >endless posts, almost no interactions >find out she has an onlyfans >she's selling a pack with hundreds of photos for a mere 3$


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>be me lonely virgin >only ever hooked up with one grill>friends invite me to movie theatre>didn’t want to go, but they convinced me to come>end up meeting this qt 3.14 >solid 8/10, bright blue eyes, pretty face, t hice>we actually hit it off pretty well >go in the theatre and we end up being alone together>we ended up holding hands and that’s when It happened>mfw when I wake up from my dream and I was literally fucking holding my own hand,


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>on her deathbed >instead of thinking about her


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>be me
>drinking vodka and singing old Irish songs with friends>I end up passing out
>wake up to my phone stolen and wallet empty>"ya hey man sorry about that we were playing poker and you lost them to john ill>john calls me
>"hey anon do you want your shit back I know you were drunk and all">get my money and phone back
>mfw im a respected part of my friend group


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>be me >constantly picked on because of my size>kids kick me and taunt me and shit>one day in class chad tells me to kill myself>"oh I guarentee im gonna kill myself pretty soon I mostly just wonder how many of you>class goes silent >mfw never got bullied again


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> Bought a new PS4 > Last ones fan was super loud > New super small slim one > Zero noise > mfw I can hear my parents fight now


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>Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways>Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck>In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!">Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard>Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door
>lols were had


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>be me
>with a friend
>We're both high as hell in LSD and 2C-B>My friend says "I'm going to my
>"0k"
>*a minute passes*
>"OH SHIT HE'S KILLING HIMSELF"
>I run to his room
>I knock the door
>"Man, are you killing yourself?"
>"no bro i'm playing fallout new vegas"


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>be me
>traveling to Earth to annihilate the human race>see earth
>fire up the death ray
>get hit by a fucking tesla roadster traveling at fucking mach speed playing david>completely destroys my ship and kills my entire crew>mfw


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>Be me
>Be with girlfriend
>Girlfriend cheats on me
>I break up
>She goes with the guy who
>A few weeks passes
>I stalk the guy a little
>Realize he's a drug dealer
>Realize he's not very smart
>Make a folder with all the proofs
>Send the folder to the police by mail
>Local narcotic team thank me
>They do their job
>Ex gf and drug dealer are both in jail right now


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>physically weak >even the strongest specimens >"intelligent" >only about half of the population >babies take 9 months to be born >and 15 years before they are useful >body too hot for semen to be produced >testicles need to be outside the body >put them in the warmest place possible


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>get a job at a huge organization
>fully virtual
>a year later, manager rage quits
>team is a mess
>new manager comes in but never >I never contact her >I don’t think I was ever officially assigned to her so she probably doesn’t even know I exist>slowly divert my work to different people in the company>nothing to do
>no one to report to
>I’ve been getting paid for free
>it’s been four months


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>be me >not gay >married >wife is terrible at blowjobs >easily gags >embarrasses her but she wants to get bettter
>buy her realistic dildo to practice on in the shower
>doesnt get any better >go to take shower >dildo still stuck to wall >"! doubt it's that fucking hard...” >Sticks dildo in mouth >deepthroats dido >"the fuck?!" >start to throatfuck dildo >dick gets rock fuckin hard >dick aches it's so rock fuckin hard >leaks precum like a faucet. >masturbate >cum in seconds >not gay >exit shower to tell wife it's not so hard to do
>realize she's gonna ask how I know
>realize that explaining would sound gay
>she still isnt good at blowjobs >not gay


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>Get job at McDonalds, need cash
>Work in the back arranging the meals>qt 3.14 comes in with~8 yo Happy Meal>daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything>throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness
>few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill
>its right next to the mom and her daughter
>evesdrop on them
>"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?">mom replies, “Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count">mfw
>mom and daughter laugh while I walk away


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>Be paramedic
>Seen dozens of suicides in the last 8 years>The reactions of the loved ones are always bad


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>aliens come to earth >tell humanity that it must choose >a worldwide anonymous poll is >plot twist: as the poll ends everyone who voted >aliens instantly leave without purging anyone or >chaos ensues


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>be 16 >hear dogs obviously attacking something in>go out and get them to >oh shit it's a bloody >think Its dead, go to put it In garbage
>notice Its still breathing >decide to put it out of it's misery >grab a broken skateboard and smash it over it's head>possum starts convulsing >oh god why aren't you dying >keep beating it >feel like Christopher bale killing jared letto In American psycho>it finally dies >check the body and see the dogs barely scratched it>mfw I remember possums play dead


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>Walk up to boss
>"Hey anything we gotta do >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now


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>be me >thinking of killing myself >realise if I kill myself then nikado avocado will have outlived me.>Continue to live


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>play chess with someone online
>load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master>I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does
>repeat >ez victory


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>be me in high school >walk into class and sit next to girl >she's handicapped and in a wheelchair >she's also a smartass >pull out chemistry homework >get stuck on the first question >"hey, can you help me with this?"
>ignored >ask again >she does it but is an ass about it >she says, "this is the easiest thing i've done all day” >pissed.jpg >the intercom tums on for the pledges >everyone stands >the bitch is still in her wheelchair >time to give her what she deserves >bend down and tell her “this is the easiest thing I've done all day”


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>talking to my dad about my depression>explaining passive suicidality
>"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming>his reply >his fucking reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw


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>Make dating app account  —s >Heterosexual, show to women>3 likes, no matches in a week
>Disappointed by curious, switch to


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>tfw you can see your mom is getting older and older>tfw that crippling feeling when you know that one day you will


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>17th bday
>the bois got tired of me being a virgin>they gave a slut at our school
>they locked us in a room together
>i give her a hug and tell her “Your better than this”>she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity


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>be me >over the border racist >sleep with underage niece >hate the British for humiliating my >cool mustache >can give firebomb public speeches >write a book about how my people are oppressed
>people favor me >rise to power >consider WW2 as the opening of opportunities
>be Gandhi >pic unrelated


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>go to store to pick up pizza
>about to sign receipt
>see they circled in 10% tip
>change it to 0 4 >cashier rolls her eyes, hands me>hear one of them say whisper ‘wow, did he really put 0’ as I’m walking out


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>be me >23 days ago >driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram into a fucking cop car at 20 mph>cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as shit >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes>hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital


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>be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip dick in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis>he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step


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>be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every hi lunch or free period and smoke>420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, fucking champion.


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>be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English>white lady comes up to me >start speaking back to her in Dutch


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>be me
>be in school
>teacher is 12/10 milf
>give subtle hints and flirt with her
>she flirts back
>kissing,hugging etc
>one day start kissing and hugging her
>she kisses back
>end up banging her
>her husband walks in
>shit.jpg
>he beats the fuck out of me and throws me out of the house


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>legal >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons


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>live in virginia
>move to north carolina
>see ya later virginians


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>be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of>at a school party >everyone’s dancing, I just >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face
>autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds>then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can>next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by>mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad>take that stacy


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>be me
>Austrian, so mandatory military service>at physical exam
>doctor asks me if I amina relationship (obviously no)>"You want my number?"
>She sends me out
>A few mins later the officer comes and shouts at me that I "sexually harrassed the doctor"


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>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time ls The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros>Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS>Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star>By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae>Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean>Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below>Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates>Cause LED to release a single photon
>It's furry porn


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>finish cigarette >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get


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>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds.  ~~ — >my life consists of I 4 €>) cleaning out the trashcans>know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks>he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently>"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that fucking weight so you>he died today


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>maybe another day of masturbation and video games will improve my life


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>be me
>bored af
>create reddit acc just for mocking on fags>tries to post something on any community>post removed
>tries to comment
>"you don't have enough karma to comment"
>google how do i get fucking karma?
>"you get karma by posting and commenting’


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>Upset Trump lost
>Go for a walk (Thursday) >Joke about injecting hormones and >Goes home
>Thinks it's time to take my girlfriend search seriously
>Opens Bumble
>Swipes
>Sees cute sjw 19 year old girl with gender nonsense and BLM on her profile.>kek.
>Maypbe trolling while I look isn't so bad.
>Swipes right
>Match
>She messages me instantly
>I pull out my 4chan normie trope by talking about star wars
>I tease her
>she responds my making fun of her self
>Oh no.
>She has a sense of humour.
>Arrange to meet at the park in 2 (social distancing date) days.>Wow!
>She looks nicer irl
>We played frisbee at the park
>We ordered some food
>More Star Wars and Marvel Larp.
>She shows me her cringy cosplay
>I tease her
>She laughs at herself
>I like her a lot.
>I stop believing in 4chan social dynamics
>I stop believing in conspiracy theories
>I like Biden
>I slowly accept progressivism
>what is happening to me.
>I am becoming an NPC.
>I like it.


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>Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift >She leaves pizza for me >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family>Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it
>Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games.>Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway.>Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home>We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games.>One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died.>In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and>Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste.>Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station>Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken


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>getting mcdonalds late at night
>going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone>she says "those fries smell good"
>I say "yup"
>I say "fries are pretty good"
>on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i>I say "they're open 24 hours"
>she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.


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>Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off>Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >it still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply>Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside
>somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away>He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away


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> walk down street > girl walking her dog > dog starts walking towards me
> she pulls the dog away > “don’t bother him”


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>Girl looks at me >The image of me is now pulsing through her neurons>Technically am inside her
>Later virgins


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>get angry call from woman
>says he copier has been broken for days>shit.png
>tell her I called it in to xerox
>fucking didn't
>sneak over to her office
>the plan was to impersonate the Xerox guy I told her I called because she only knows my voice not>as I'm walking in, some one else from her office catches me>"hey xerox guy!"
>I don't lie I just say "I'm here to fix the copier"
>think the things fucked and that I really will have to call it in and I'm gonna get chewed out for>I walk behind the machine and plug it in
>office becomes visibly excited
>get call from lady apologizing for being harsh and blames Xerox for being late


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> study a foreign language in secret> study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the> hide all of your resources for the target language> talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life> become a master of this language
> one day, go to public place like grocery store
> pretend to slip / fall / feint
> when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english


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>Be me
>2 years ago
>In high school
>Working on a science project
>Some chads sit at my table
>They don't do their project of course>"Hey anon"
>I look over
>"Do you know you're a fucking normie"
>Ask them if they know where that word comes from>they say instagram
>Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public


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>Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike>Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls
>Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill>One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like>"Hey this is anon." >Walks away >I panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool>We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >I have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do>She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy>Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again>She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her>"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated>Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends.>Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with
>smoker guy >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me
>Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag>I'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed
>Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke
>Decide "what's the harm" >I end up having one maybe once a week.
>Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people>turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back>Start smoking to cope with it >I was in love with female, and i still am >I dont know how to deal this. She was my everything>i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months
>contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female
>decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away> ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurt i was by female.> tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house
>get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night>aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit>Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths> go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor
>nervouse as fuck >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore
> mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok>one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up>its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer


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>never talk to anyone at the gym
>today, doing my cardio routine
>fatty on the treadmill next to mine
>he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing>give him a fistbump >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks


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>be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died ->rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox>wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married.>my stepdaughter is now my stepmother
>my father is my sonin law. >wif.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad
>my baby is now my uncle >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild>my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling>I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.


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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Belle Delphine on your bed


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>be me
>find trap porn because of this dumb site>download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me = >match with a short femme nerd>closeenough.jpeg
>hookup two separate times
>starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex>randomly brings food over from his shitty wageslave gig>asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents’ house>we've become great buds and regularly have sex
>mfw i’m in a loving gay relationship


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>stay in bed all day
>eat like shit
>don't exercise
>don't talk to anyone Ta daaaa>I'm depressed


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>asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage>ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties


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>finally get a wagecuck job after years of y being a neet>furniture warehouse position where I basically just move mattresses around>work is only like 2-3 hours out of the 8 ~— hour day>most of the time is just all the warehouse guys hanging out>get health insurance and am getting dental work done for basically free>have a reason to get up in the morning
>get some exercise
>customers thank me and I feel like I'm doing something
>am actually socializing and got invited to my first adult party at 25 years old today>am actually making some money


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>broke uni student
>mother is meth head
>dad is pedo
>snooped through my younger tranny porn>gf left me just 1 week ago
>been drinking nonstop
>grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've


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>Playing air hockey with sister's friend
>She's pregnant >Accidentally knock the puck into her stomach
>Joke that I used my secret baby killing technique
>She has a miscarriage.


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> Be me r “ee > Decide to get vaccine> Drive on over to the vaccination center in my town> as soon as I get there I notice a mob
> it’s a group of anti-vacc retards chanting “Vaccines cause autism” and “COVID vaccine is> think they are just a group of paranoid dipshits
> proceed to head inside
> fill out paperwork and await my shot
> wait in a room along with hundreds of other people
> biggest crowd of people I’ve seen in a room since the quarantine> after around an hour I get the shot
> get told to come back in two weeks for the next dose
> leave building
> crowd of dipshits are still chanting
> get in car
> Head home
> about half way I start getting a little drowsy
> tough it out until I get home
> as soon as I get home I fall on my couch
> pass the fuck out
> when I wake up I notice a loading bar
> “Downloading Autisim.exe”
> FUCK
> Bar is at 98%
> lay there in fear
> 99%
> start to cry
> Error: Autism.exe already Running on system
> MFW I’ve had autism this whole time


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>mfw laid regularly >mifw live in a blue state >mfw women aren’t apprehensive about sex due to access to birth control


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>playing a single player shooter game>spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo>only use the shittiest weapons and ammo because "! might need>complete the final mission
>suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever>realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life


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>be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy >remember hearing about girls >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and shit >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs
>take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet>starts off slow but eventually start making decent money>doesn’t matter, now financially stable


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>normie asks me the time
>"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes
>"no"


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>make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread


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>fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe
>says meat tribe breath stop early
>ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now


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>be me
>want steroids for quick gains >basically pure testosterone in a pill >order a few months supply


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>Doing deadlifts >Some fucking kid runs around my gym>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift>I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as fuck >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me>Next day >Fucking kid is bothering me again when im doing chest>Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am>I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids>She moves out, never see her or the little shits again>Homegym masterrace


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>Have a whole week to do an assignment>Wait until the last 4 hours
>have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't>do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment
>wait until the last 2 hours


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>2 years of progress undone in 2 weeks thats life


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>barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance
>refuses to elaborate >leaves


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>walking home from a party late one evening
>several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by>try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as shit>catch me in some random student neighbourhood>oh shit, my ass is about to be beaten >still in talking phase >lights flick on in a house >three guys in full musketeer garb walk out
>leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent>"What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and>guys start yelling at them to fuck off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten>"Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!">all three of them draw rapiers on their belts
>guys run >" know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale,>spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics>bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there
>blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it ina machine shop accident>stagger home completely drunk with a hat


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>be 2nd grade teacher
>school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood>one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa>he's big and scary-looking, but super fucking nice
>leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is>look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me>try to fight back but it's 3-on-1
>get my watch, phone, and wallet taken
>next day during dismissal
>students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened>oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home
>he asks what they looked like
>don't know but I remember they drove away ina white Camaro>he nods and says okay
>about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack>inside is my phone, wallet, and watch
>see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake>owner is still missing


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>Be me
>Redditfag
>Post comment reply on r/greentext making joke about how I>”Your account has been permanently suspended for sexual or suggestive>mfw Reddit now thinks I’m a registered sex offender.>mfw they think I had sex.
>later virgins.


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>be me
>get bored
>order a pizza
>pretend to be a pizza delivery guy
>deliver pizzas to random people alone and who likes pizza>thats all i need
>eventually run into a few
>porn lied to me, whatever
>around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza>others say they didnt order it
>no loss
>i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them>idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6
>buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy>40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas
>do this when i need extra money


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>be me >cum into toilet
>flush >cum gets to sewage
>then to ocean >cum in ocean >gets hot
>evaporates >rain in russia >gets bottled >sold >qt3.14 drinks it
>technically sucked my dick Later, virgins


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> be me, closeted bisexual
> mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps> decide to find a trap irl
> go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy> he wants to meet up
> itsHappening.exe
> show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em> get up to bedroom and start making out
> he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something"
> "It's cool, I know you have a dick"
> "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a dick"
> mfw, it's actually a chick
> mfw, I got reversed traped


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>in school
>chinese transfer student comes up to me>barely speaks english
>"anon how speak person that
>he means teacher
>teacher is black
>idea
>"oh it's nigger"
>ching chong steps into class
>happy exclaims "HI NIGGER"
>mfw


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>Read 314 pages of terms and conditions>Clicked ‘disagree’


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>find out my shitty country has Splatoon tournaments>the winner of last one got a fucking bunch of oranges>most of them aren't even ripe


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>be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10
>shes quirky but fun
>dat ass >second date >go to her place
>shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold >crazy bitch is shoving 3 - 4 plastic horses into my asshole
>she says my condition is "stable"


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>Be me >Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai>Was gonna never bring it up again but the little fuck started acting weird>Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, incest, milf tags cuz he's>mf isn't even subtle about it >Thinks the world runs on hentai logic
>One night when we're sleeping >I'm still awake and follow him >lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch>He has a massive fucking boner
>Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me">Whips out his cock and gets closer expecting a fuck>Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the


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>be me >suck a dick >gets called a faggot
>girl sucks multiple dicks
>not a faggot


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>Welcome to Paris monsieur, we serve ze best cuisine in ze universe t >May I take your ordeure ?


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>go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a porn-star>answer in accordance to what you want your porn-star to look like>profit


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>Check if annoying orange is still a thing>last upload: 18 hours ago


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>be me » @* @) >around 9 years old>dad loves hunting, wants to take me>I don’t like the idea of killing think I’m a little bitch so I reluctantly>set the trap, put some scented food in it >small doe comes up, have my sight lined up, ready to pull the trigger>feel instant regret even before killling the animal
>turn to my dad >”"Dad, I’m sorry but I really don’t want to take this animals life”>That’s okay son, why don’t you just keep setting up the traps, you’re really good at it>continue to set traps >we do this every couple of months for years, I set the traps, he takes the shots>recently entered a trap setting contest in my local hunter union>won >mfw I’m a master baiter


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>told my grandfather that I would support trump back in 2018>he dies in 2019, leaving me 120k because I was his favorite nephew for>vote biden anyway I might go shit on his grave later.


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>Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security
>brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in.”
>I say “riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them.
>They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus. >never recognize me


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>be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work>worked very hard to get to good school>no life because of it but thought "fuck it it will be worth it">graduated uni, one of the best students
>looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game>yaaaaas.phd >it's fucking blizzard >it's fucking diablo mobile


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>Be me >Virgin, 24 years old >Social outcast, no friends >See this thing on the internet >'virgin meetup" >Had nothing better to do with my life so went to the address
>Bunch of guys my age, all virgins >Hang around, talk about stuff >They're all pretty cool, stay there late >Look at my watch, I should probably go home
>Walk towards the door to leave >They ask if I'm gonna come back another day >Yeah sure >wave goodbye


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>we reported thots now lets get the Pauls>logal paul and jake paul jump in a canal in Italy>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6 UYPX7AM94 [Open] [Embed]>its illegal to swim in canals in italy > subject matter jurisdiction and International criminal law means as a US>https://www.justice.gov/actioncent er/report-crime


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>2004
>be 7
>mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even / \, during summer holiday / ‘\ >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral>want to see Shrek 2 in cinema
>check cinema schedule
>go to 6pm one with dad
>accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm>upset.png
>dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2
>surprised.jpg
>he says mom doesn’t need to know, it'll be our secret
>movie ended at 10:30pm
>when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk’s Underground ‘til 1am


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>be me
>cub scouts camping trip
>its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n \ shit for a bonfire>see the perfect stick >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults shitting pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can>hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find>head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me>other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on


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>2007 >Someone kept eating my lunch out of the fridge at work
>I got tired of it >I poisoned my sandwich with mole poison (look that shit up) and rubbed raw chicken all over the lunch meat>Slapped that puppy in the fridge with a fake name on it
>It disappeared before lunch >Heard nothing until the next day >Apparently ambulances showed up on 3rd shift and took a guy out on a stretcher>He had to get his stomach pumped and was out of work for a month>I had never even met this guy. He was stealing my food before leaving at the shift change and then eating it the


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>Be me >Going to bed while staying at grandparents’ rural farmhouse as a 10 year old>Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye.>Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously.>Can smell grandma making breakfast.
>YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to


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>Use Tinder >No Matches >Use Grindr >Instantly get a message every couple minutes


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>Be shy 17 year old
>Meet girl at a party
>She is pretty i >Always wants to touch, sit on lap>Party ends
>She proposes to go on a walk
>Agree, have small nice talk outside
>She then asks me to come to her house
>Yes23.jpg
>Grsbs my hand, practically tows me to her house
>Go in, have sex
>Sweaty, go to her kitchen to grab drink
>Her mom is there
>Im naked
>brain_shudown.gif
>Grab her hand and say "Hello, my name is Anon’


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>taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me
>he looks over at me >'nice cock bro, i bet you cum alot right? Yeah i bet you do’


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>Parents split up at early age
>Didn't see dad very much
>Every time I went there he always bought me a game
>Always ended up buying REALLY awesome games (even some more obscure stuf)
>He always said it was luck and that he wasn't into video games
>Oh well
>This goes on for years
>He eventually stops buying games for me since I bought them myself
>Dad died
>Went to his place to clean up
>Open his wardrobe
>it was filled with TONS of video game magazines
>Check through some of them for nostalgia
>He had circled games that seemed cooled and left notes like "anon said he wanted-an action game’
>Other notes like "work extra buy both?
>My fucking face when I found out he had spent hours reading about something that he doesn't care about because he cared about me


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>be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?">"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some whores for my GI Joes"


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>go to bed
>you have a gripping pain in your chest>it spreads to the left side of your neck>can't sleep Guys am I gonna have a frickin>might have a heart attack
>better post on 4chan I hope it kills you


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>my dad was the coolest mother fucker to me when i was a kid>city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time>he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?">we'd go wherever, he'd turn the >used to brag about him to my friends all the time
>best times of my childhood


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>buy chemicals for a peaceful suicide>they all arrive
>have everything ready
>suddenly feel happy anymore>the fake smile I put on turns into a real one
>start enjoying life and treating people nice What the fuck is happening?


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>talking to my dad about my depression>explaining passive suicidality
>"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming>his reply >his fucking reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw


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>be beta fag with no friends
>live alone in shitty apartment
>walk outside one day and and
>crow has one partially white wing>feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment
>crow keeps coming back for food
>one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash
>accept offering from crow
>few months pass he comes every day
>he brings me shit most days
>one day crow doesnt show up.
>mfw my only friend has abandoned me
>weekend passes
>still hasnt come i watch for him constantly
>monday morning i go to work
>see dead crow on side of street near home
>stop and get out
>tfw it has a partially white wing
>see it has been hit by car
>near beak is some weird bracelet
>tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift
>tfw I have nothing pic related


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>am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into>I'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth.


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>be me >20 >walking around Brooklyn
>new to the city >feel and opportunity come up
>yell at the top of my lungs >BADDA BING > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window>BADDA BOOM >mfw


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>born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family
>very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18>deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help>physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again>die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system
>but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers
>tearsofpatrioticjoy.png


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>be me
>I wanna talk about some politics>go to /pol/
>” Jewish people and the worlds issues.”>wtf.jpg
>go to twitter
>"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic.”>wtf that’s not true
>go to reddit
>"communism has never failed”
>have you people taken a single history class??>go to facebook
>’ if I see another sheep wearing a mask I’m going to gun them down”>huh???


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>be me
>christian
>have 3.5 peener
>gf wanted sex
>told her the big NO >drive home sad >got into car accident >went to heaven >meet god >God shakes my hand >he whispered >"mah nigga" >i smiled >sent back to earth


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>Be me, social retard . >Work is always difficult because>Like the idea of camping
>Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC
>No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in>Any time I'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up>Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos>People are annoyed at first, but ignore it
>Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff>Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help>it goes great and I bullshit my way through everything>"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!"
>mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much


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>Get laid S >Get on bed 5 >Girl says wait>Goes to the bathroom
>what'staikingsolong.jpeg
>"Hey are you okay there?"
>No response
>I knock on the bathroom door
>Slowly open the door
>Nobody inside
>Dust on the floor


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>He's mistaking a nicety for affection again


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>my wife fought tooth and claw to get my dog in the divorce >my dog that had been with me for 10 years even before I knew my wife >I couldn't understand why she wanted him so badly because she never really liked the dog
>the day after winning him, she got him put down


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>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. >my life consists of Sp a cleaning out the trashcans>know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks>he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently>"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that fucking weight so you>he died today


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>go in public >see guys that are uglier than me >see guys that are more out of >see guys that worse dressed than >even see guys that are shorter


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>I'm white
>I'm young
>I'm physically healthy
>I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor
>I have a favourable personality
>l've been told I am handsome
>I can protect my wife and offspring from predators
>I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children>I am good with children and would make a good father>I can cook
>I'm a strong swimmer
>I have good taste in anime >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their pussy like a desert you


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>Playing MMO >Walk up to rando
>Start jumping >They jump too


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>asks me to buy a christmas tree >we go buy a nice one
>carry it around like a slave
>mom is happy
>feelsgoodman
>i lift it into the house
>my dad says hes not feeling well
>COLLAPSES
>WTF
>mom panics
>dad just laying there knocked out
>we put him in a safe position quickly
>my heart is racing
>i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch
>mom calls 911
>im panicking too
>figure that the hospital is not so far away
>LIFT him back up and carry him into car
>mom is screaming at me but i cant hear shit
>race to hospital
>LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER
>scream around like an autist >mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts


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>be girl >middle school, early 2000s
>walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker>tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money>is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold>tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to>he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of


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>be me, 23
> fucking this older girl, she's around 30> getbusycoomingorgetbusydying 4 > suddenly she grabs my face and> wispers 'come for mommy baby > sit there frozen in complete shock
> jizz the biggest load of my life


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>be 3 years old
>standing in the living room next to leather sofa>for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment">still do


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>be me
>in iraq
>start smoking a pipe because AIRE fuck it im probably going to die>one day on patrol in some shitty village
>over 100 degrees, towlheads everywhere screaming at eachother and trying to sell shit>you know just a normal day >decide to sit down for a drink and a smoke because im in full gear and it is like a trillion>sit down and light up pic related >sitting down for maybe a minute, take a few puffs>bowl explodes as its in my mouth >a fucking sniper shot my pipe >the bullet travelled 3 inches from my face
>everyone scatters for cover as usual >to this day I dont know if the sniper missed or if he was trying to just fuck with me.


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>watch Predator for the first time when I was 10>think the predator is badass
>get Xbox live
>think of cool gamer tag
>xxTheChildPredatorxx >haven't the slightest clue why