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>be me >23 days ago >driving drunk as fuck, run a red light, ram into a fucking cop car at 20 mph>cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as shit >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes>hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital


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>be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip dick in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis>he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disqust and he gets off the next step


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>be me 16 at the time >high school >mates and I sneak away every hi lunch or free period and smoke>420.jpeg >do this all year >have retard kid in class, doug >dunno how but doug manages to follow us one >we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it >we must befriend the tard >call doug over, show him how to light up >doug gets stoned >doug loves it, totally chill too >tard is cool keeping it secret >one day, doug lights up with us >"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?" >"I become a baked potato" >good on ya dougie, fucking champion.


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>be me >be white >have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English>white lady comes up to me >start speaking back to her in Dutch


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>be me
>be in school
>teacher is 12/10 milf
>give subtle hints and flirt with her
>she flirts back
>kissing,hugging etc
>one day start kissing and hugging her
>she kisses back
>end up banging her
>her husband walks in
>shit.jpg
>he beats the fuck out of me and throws me out of the house


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>legal >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons


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>live in virginia
>move to north carolina
>see ya later virginians


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>be me >13 >social outcast with no social skills who everyone makes fun of>at a school party >everyone’s dancing, I just >a stacy from my class comes up >asks me to dance with a smug look on her face
>autism kicks in >just stand there and stare at her for a solid 5 seconds>then just turn and walk the other way as fast as I can>next day in class >overhear the girl talking with her friends >hear her say that her plan was to embarass me but got embarrassed herself for being rejected by>mfw my autism inadvertently made me look like a chad>take that stacy


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>be me
>Austrian, so mandatory military service>at physical exam
>doctor asks me if I amina relationship (obviously no)>"You want my number?"
>She sends me out
>A few mins later the officer comes and shouts at me that I "sexually harrassed the doctor"


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>be a hydrogen atom >Form a star >Star explodes >Float around >Help form another star >Star explodes >Float.jpg >Third Time ls The Charm >Finally get fused into helium with 3 of my hydrogen bros>Become Photon >Bounce around the star for 10 MILLION YEARS>Glorious escape! >I'm going towards a rocky planet close to this star>By some miracle strike a chlorophyll in an algae>Become sugar! >The algae dies, floats to the bottom of the ocean>Accumulate.jpg >Sink into the ground, compressed from above, heated from below>Become crude oil >500 million years pass >Be pumped to surface >Be oxidized >Energy heats water >Steam spins a turbine >Become electricity >Move lithium ions to anode >Energy is released >Travel through a complex network of gates>Cause LED to release a single photon
>It's furry porn


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>finish cigarette >drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get


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>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds.  ~~ — >my life consists of I 4 €>) cleaning out the trashcans>know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks>he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently>"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that fucking weight so you>he died today


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>maybe another day of masturbation and video games will improve my life


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>be me
>bored af
>create reddit acc just for mocking on fags>tries to post something on any community>post removed
>tries to comment
>"you don't have enough karma to comment"
>google how do i get fucking karma?
>"you get karma by posting and commenting’


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>Upset Trump lost
>Go for a walk (Thursday) >Joke about injecting hormones and >Goes home
>Thinks it's time to take my girlfriend search seriously
>Opens Bumble
>Swipes
>Sees cute sjw 19 year old girl with gender nonsense and BLM on her profile.>kek.
>Maypbe trolling while I look isn't so bad.
>Swipes right
>Match
>She messages me instantly
>I pull out my 4chan normie trope by talking about star wars
>I tease her
>she responds my making fun of her self
>Oh no.
>She has a sense of humour.
>Arrange to meet at the park in 2 (social distancing date) days.>Wow!
>She looks nicer irl
>We played frisbee at the park
>We ordered some food
>More Star Wars and Marvel Larp.
>She shows me her cringy cosplay
>I tease her
>She laughs at herself
>I like her a lot.
>I stop believing in 4chan social dynamics
>I stop believing in conspiracy theories
>I like Biden
>I slowly accept progressivism
>what is happening to me.
>I am becoming an NPC.
>I like it.


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>Be a kid >Come home from school >Mom works an evening shift >She leaves pizza for me >TMNT Tournament Fighters and The Addams Family>Put pizza in oven and use watch to time it
>Play game while pizza cooks, often get distracted by my games.>Have burnt pizza most nights but eat it anyway.>Usually asleep by the time Mom gets home>We'd chat for a while if I was still up playing games.>One night on her way home she was hit by a drunk driver and she died.>In my 20s now >Occasionally I'll play TMNT and Addams Family on a SNES and fat old CRT TV and>Eating burnt pizza comforts me regardless of the taste.>Pretend Mom is still out there working at the gas station>Go to bed early so the illusion isn't broken


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>getting mcdonalds late at night
>going up the elevator with a girl who just came home from a party alone>she says "those fries smell good"
>I say "yup"
>I say "fries are pretty good"
>on her floor she stands in the elevator door and leans up against the frame in an attempt to be seductive and says "i>I say "they're open 24 hours"
>she leaves I managed to protect my fries and my virginity.


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>Be me, 14 at the time >Lights constantly flickering and PC randomly turning off>Call up electricity company >They supposedly fix the problem >it still happens >Mum jokes that the neighbour is probably growing cannabis and is tapping into our electricity supply>Neighbour has a big shed >I decide to climb over his fence and take a look inside
>somuchweed.png >I take pictures with my phone >Come back home and tell my mummy >I call 101 (Non-emergency line) >Woman thinks I'm lying >Next day the police smash down his door and take all his weed away>He goes to jail and his kid gets taken away


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> walk down street > girl walking her dog > dog starts walking towards me
> she pulls the dog away > “don’t bother him”


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>Girl looks at me >The image of me is now pulsing through her neurons>Technically am inside her
>Later virgins


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>get angry call from woman
>says he copier has been broken for days>shit.png
>tell her I called it in to xerox
>fucking didn't
>sneak over to her office
>the plan was to impersonate the Xerox guy I told her I called because she only knows my voice not>as I'm walking in, some one else from her office catches me>"hey xerox guy!"
>I don't lie I just say "I'm here to fix the copier"
>think the things fucked and that I really will have to call it in and I'm gonna get chewed out for>I walk behind the machine and plug it in
>office becomes visibly excited
>get call from lady apologizing for being harsh and blames Xerox for being late


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> study a foreign language in secret> study really hard for a couple of years, vocabulary, grammar, the> hide all of your resources for the target language> talk with native speakers using an alternate skype / discord but never tell them about your life> become a master of this language
> one day, go to public place like grocery store
> pretend to slip / fall / feint
> when you come to, only speak in your target language and act like you don't understand english


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>Be me
>2 years ago
>In high school
>Working on a science project
>Some chads sit at my table
>They don't do their project of course>"Hey anon"
>I look over
>"Do you know you're a fucking normie"
>Ask them if they know where that word comes from>they say instagram
>Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public


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>Be me, 14 years old >Freshman year >On second day of school, make a friend who we will call Mike>Mike was a few years older than me >Get really close with mike >At the time, kissless virgin >Terrified with girls >Desperate for a girlfriend >Mike tells me that it's easy to talk to girls
>Just don't be nervous and talk to one >lv'e always been too nervous to even approach a grill>One day, he literally pushes me infront a girl i like>"Hey this is anon." >Walks away >I panick, and she kind of giggles >We end up talking >Shes actually kind of nice >Me and female become friends >Me and female end up dating >Dating for a year and a half >We become known as the Lily and Marshal of my highschool>We do everything together >Mike is having a party at his house >Me and female go >I have a few drinks, but gf has alot more than i do>She gets some cigaretts and starts smoking with some guy>Drunkenly tries to make me smoke too >i try it, but have a coughing fit and don't do it again>She starts to get anoyed that i won't smoke with her>"Whatever" she says and walks off visually frustrated>Kept partying with Mike and make a few new friends.>Later, i can't find gf >Start asking around for her >One girl says she saw her go upstairs with
>smoker guy >Mike sees me run upstairs and follows me
>Open a bedroom door and see her with her top off, making out with smokerfag>I'm stunned. Speachless >Mike grabs guy and throws him off the bed
>Female starts crying and saying sorry >Runs over and hugs me >Few days later, feel an urge to smoke
>Decide "what's the harm" >I end up having one maybe once a week.
>Not 19 yet (legel smoking/drinking age in canada) so i have to bum them off of people>turns out female kept on talking and seeing eachother once in a while behind my back>Start smoking to cope with it >I was in love with female, and i still am >I dont know how to deal this. She was my everything>i get super depressed >cry almost every night for 6 months
>contemplate suicide >decide i dont want to live without female
>decide to get super drunk and give myself alcohol poisoning. Just kind of, fade away> ive always told mike everything, but i didnt tell him how hurt i was by female.> tell him i want to drink > mike lives alone now, so we do it at his house
>get super drunk. I cant really remember any of what happened that night>aparently i passed out and he turned me on my side so i wouldnt choke on my own vomit>Wake up and see him sitting in a chair >start crying uncontrollably >tell mike what i tried to do >be me >2 weeks ago > lungs feel strange. Sharp pains when i take deep breaths> go to doctor to get it checked out >take some tests > few days later, i get a call from doctor
>nervouse as fuck >turns out im completly fine > suicide attempt was a month ago >Still a little depressed, but not suicidal anymore
> mike calls or texts me everyday to makesure in ok>one day, mike texts me a link of a funny picture to try and cheer me up>its a link to a picture on 9gag >9gag opens >get cancer


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>never talk to anyone at the gym
>today, doing my cardio routine
>fatty on the treadmill next to mine
>he's huffing and puffing from walking fast, but he's actually doing>give him a fistbump >later in the locker room >he enters the shower as I get out of the sauna, >mutter "good job" at him >he smiles and says thanks


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>be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died ->rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox>wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married.>my stepdaughter is now my stepmother
>my father is my sonin law. >wif.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad
>my baby is now my uncle >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild>my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling>I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.


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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Belle Delphine on your bed


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>be me
>find trap porn because of this dumb site>download a gay hookup app to find one and get the urge off me = >match with a short femme nerd>closeenough.jpeg
>hookup two separate times
>starts coming over for tv and games sometimes without sex>randomly brings food over from his shitty wageslave gig>asks to be my roommate so he can finally move out of his parents’ house>we've become great buds and regularly have sex
>mfw i’m in a loving gay relationship


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>stay in bed all day
>eat like shit
>don't exercise
>don't talk to anyone Ta daaaa>I'm depressed


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>asexual gf wants me to wear chastity cage>ok >now asexual gf wants me to wear panties


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>finally get a wagecuck job after years of y being a neet>furniture warehouse position where I basically just move mattresses around>work is only like 2-3 hours out of the 8 ~— hour day>most of the time is just all the warehouse guys hanging out>get health insurance and am getting dental work done for basically free>have a reason to get up in the morning
>get some exercise
>customers thank me and I feel like I'm doing something
>am actually socializing and got invited to my first adult party at 25 years old today>am actually making some money


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>broke uni student
>mother is meth head
>dad is pedo
>snooped through my younger tranny porn>gf left me just 1 week ago
>been drinking nonstop
>grades are collapsing Thank you all for the amazing memories, I've


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>Playing air hockey with sister's friend
>She's pregnant >Accidentally knock the puck into her stomach
>Joke that I used my secret baby killing technique
>She has a miscarriage.


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> Be me r “ee > Decide to get vaccine> Drive on over to the vaccination center in my town> as soon as I get there I notice a mob
> it’s a group of anti-vacc retards chanting “Vaccines cause autism” and “COVID vaccine is> think they are just a group of paranoid dipshits
> proceed to head inside
> fill out paperwork and await my shot
> wait in a room along with hundreds of other people
> biggest crowd of people I’ve seen in a room since the quarantine> after around an hour I get the shot
> get told to come back in two weeks for the next dose
> leave building
> crowd of dipshits are still chanting
> get in car
> Head home
> about half way I start getting a little drowsy
> tough it out until I get home
> as soon as I get home I fall on my couch
> pass the fuck out
> when I wake up I notice a loading bar
> “Downloading Autisim.exe”
> FUCK
> Bar is at 98%
> lay there in fear
> 99%
> start to cry
> Error: Autism.exe already Running on system
> MFW I’ve had autism this whole time


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>mfw laid regularly >mifw live in a blue state >mfw women aren’t apprehensive about sex due to access to birth control


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>playing a single player shooter game>spend the entire playthrough hoarding all the primo ammo>only use the shittiest weapons and ammo because "! might need>complete the final mission
>suddenly realize I got through the whole game without ever>realize I'm doing the same thing with my actual life


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>be me >17 >male >broke af >think of ways to make easy >remember hearing about girls >look at my feet >notice how feminine they look >turn 18 >download OnlyFans on my phone >setup billing information and shit >shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs
>take pictures of feet >horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet>starts off slow but eventually start making decent money>doesn’t matter, now financially stable


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>normie asks me the time
>"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes
>"no"


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>make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread


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>fruit tribe laughs at meat tribe
>says meat tribe breath stop early
>ice age come >no fruit left >guess who laugh now


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>be me
>want steroids for quick gains >basically pure testosterone in a pill >order a few months supply


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>Doing deadlifts >Some fucking kid runs around my gym>Runs into my leg as I'm trying to lockout the lift>I drop the bar into the ground, loudly >Tell the kid to piss off >His mother shows up, angry as fuck >Tells me to stop lifting around the kids >Reply that she should keep the kids away from me>Next day >Fucking kid is bothering me again when im doing chest>Slam the weights loudly right next to him >Kid cries, tells his mom that I'm scary >The mom flips out, gives me a huge rant about what a meathead I am>I yell back, she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids>She moves out, never see her or the little shits again>Homegym masterrace


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>Have a whole week to do an assignment>Wait until the last 4 hours
>have panic attack and total meltdown because 4 hours isn't>do it in 2 hours >get 95% on the assignment >one week to do assignment
>wait until the last 2 hours


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>2 years of progress undone in 2 weeks thats life


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>barges into your airspace >prevents you from establishing air dominance
>refuses to elaborate >leaves


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>walking home from a party late one evening
>several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by>try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as shit>catch me in some random student neighbourhood>oh shit, my ass is about to be beaten >still in talking phase >lights flick on in a house >three guys in full musketeer garb walk out
>leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent>"What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and>guys start yelling at them to fuck off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten>"Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!">all three of them draw rapiers on their belts
>guys run >" know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale,>spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics>bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there
>blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it ina machine shop accident>stagger home completely drunk with a hat


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>be 2nd grade teacher
>school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood>one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa>he's big and scary-looking, but super fucking nice
>leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is>look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me>try to fight back but it's 3-on-1
>get my watch, phone, and wallet taken
>next day during dismissal
>students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened>oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home
>he asks what they looked like
>don't know but I remember they drove away ina white Camaro>he nods and says okay
>about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack>inside is my phone, wallet, and watch
>see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake>owner is still missing


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>Be me
>Redditfag
>Post comment reply on r/greentext making joke about how I>”Your account has been permanently suspended for sexual or suggestive>mfw Reddit now thinks I’m a registered sex offender.>mfw they think I had sex.
>later virgins.


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>be me
>get bored
>order a pizza
>pretend to be a pizza delivery guy
>deliver pizzas to random people alone and who likes pizza>thats all i need
>eventually run into a few
>porn lied to me, whatever
>around 70% of people actually decide to pay me for my pizza>others say they didnt order it
>no loss
>i guess people want pizzas some people just dont order them>idea.jpg >a pizza is 4 dollars at the store, ill sell it for 6
>buy 20 pizzas >sell all of them to random people pretending to be a delivery guy>40 dollar profit for selling 20 pizzas
>do this when i need extra money


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>be me >cum into toilet
>flush >cum gets to sewage
>then to ocean >cum in ocean >gets hot
>evaporates >rain in russia >gets bottled >sold >qt3.14 drinks it
>technically sucked my dick Later, virgins


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> be me, closeted bisexual
> mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps> decide to find a trap irl
> go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy> he wants to meet up
> itsHappening.exe
> show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em> get up to bedroom and start making out
> he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something"
> "It's cool, I know you have a dick"
> "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a dick"
> mfw, it's actually a chick
> mfw, I got reversed traped


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>in school
>chinese transfer student comes up to me>barely speaks english
>"anon how speak person that
>he means teacher
>teacher is black
>idea
>"oh it's nigger"
>ching chong steps into class
>happy exclaims "HI NIGGER"
>mfw


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>Read 314 pages of terms and conditions>Clicked ‘disagree’


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>find out my shitty country has Splatoon tournaments>the winner of last one got a fucking bunch of oranges>most of them aren't even ripe


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>be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10
>shes quirky but fun
>dat ass >second date >go to her place
>shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold >crazy bitch is shoving 3 - 4 plastic horses into my asshole
>she says my condition is "stable"


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>Be me >Accidentally catch my 14 year old brother on Nhentai>Was gonna never bring it up again but the little fuck started acting weird>Apparently he's been browsing the shotacon, incest, milf tags cuz he's>mf isn't even subtle about it >Thinks the world runs on hentai logic
>One night when we're sleeping >I'm still awake and follow him >lil bro goes to aunt reading on the couch>He has a massive fucking boner
>Pulls the generic hentai "It suddenly got big" "help me">Whips out his cock and gets closer expecting a fuck>Instead gets screamed at by the aunt and essentially every member of the


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>be me >suck a dick >gets called a faggot
>girl sucks multiple dicks
>not a faggot


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>Welcome to Paris monsieur, we serve ze best cuisine in ze universe t >May I take your ordeure ?


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>go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a porn-star>answer in accordance to what you want your porn-star to look like>profit


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>Check if annoying orange is still a thing>last upload: 18 hours ago


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>be me » @* @) >around 9 years old>dad loves hunting, wants to take me>I don’t like the idea of killing think I’m a little bitch so I reluctantly>set the trap, put some scented food in it >small doe comes up, have my sight lined up, ready to pull the trigger>feel instant regret even before killling the animal
>turn to my dad >”"Dad, I’m sorry but I really don’t want to take this animals life”>That’s okay son, why don’t you just keep setting up the traps, you’re really good at it>continue to set traps >we do this every couple of months for years, I set the traps, he takes the shots>recently entered a trap setting contest in my local hunter union>won >mfw I’m a master baiter


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>told my grandfather that I would support trump back in 2018>he dies in 2019, leaving me 120k because I was his favorite nephew for>vote biden anyway I might go shit on his grave later.


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>Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >wonder down to a frat house >post up outside and pretend to be security
>brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in.”
>I say “riddle me this..." then proceed to puke on one of them.
>They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus. >never recognize me


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>be me >from the day one i loved videogames and wanted to work>worked very hard to get to good school>no life because of it but thought "fuck it it will be worth it">graduated uni, one of the best students
>looking for job >this one big company asks me to make video game>yaaaaas.phd >it's fucking blizzard >it's fucking diablo mobile


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>Be me >Virgin, 24 years old >Social outcast, no friends >See this thing on the internet >'virgin meetup" >Had nothing better to do with my life so went to the address
>Bunch of guys my age, all virgins >Hang around, talk about stuff >They're all pretty cool, stay there late >Look at my watch, I should probably go home
>Walk towards the door to leave >They ask if I'm gonna come back another day >Yeah sure >wave goodbye


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>we reported thots now lets get the Pauls>logal paul and jake paul jump in a canal in Italy>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6 UYPX7AM94 [Open] [Embed]>its illegal to swim in canals in italy > subject matter jurisdiction and International criminal law means as a US>https://www.justice.gov/actioncent er/report-crime


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>2004
>be 7
>mom is strict so I must go to sleep at 9pm even / \, during summer holiday / ‘\ >her aunt passes away, she goes to the funeral>want to see Shrek 2 in cinema
>check cinema schedule
>go to 6pm one with dad
>accidentally checked yesterday's schedule, film started at 5pm with the next one starting at 8:30pm>upset.png
>dad says he buys two tickets for the 8:30pm Shrek 2
>surprised.jpg
>he says mom doesn’t need to know, it'll be our secret
>movie ended at 10:30pm
>when we went home dad let me play Tony Hawk’s Underground ‘til 1am


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>be me
>cub scouts camping trip
>its getting dark >scout master tells us to get wood n \ shit for a bonfire>see the perfect stick >grab it >its a rattlesnake tail >too retarded to run away >bring it over my head and swing it in circles >the snake can't come back and bite me >shout for help >everyone comes >sees me using a snake like a lasso >kids laughing, adults shitting pants >tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can>hope it breaks its neck >whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find>head explodes >adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish me>other kids think I'm hardcore >mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on


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>2007 >Someone kept eating my lunch out of the fridge at work
>I got tired of it >I poisoned my sandwich with mole poison (look that shit up) and rubbed raw chicken all over the lunch meat>Slapped that puppy in the fridge with a fake name on it
>It disappeared before lunch >Heard nothing until the next day >Apparently ambulances showed up on 3rd shift and took a guy out on a stretcher>He had to get his stomach pumped and was out of work for a month>I had never even met this guy. He was stealing my food before leaving at the shift change and then eating it the


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>Be me >Going to bed while staying at grandparents’ rural farmhouse as a 10 year old>Not tired at all - 100% lucid. >Decide eh I'll just try closing my eyes. >It's only 9:30 p.m. >The MOMENT I close my eyes it's instantly morning literally within a blink of an eye.>Brother was in the twin bed next to me and he disappeared instantaneously.>Can smell grandma making breakfast.
>YouWutMate.jpeg >Never been able to reproduce what happened or have somebody tell me the same happened to


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>Use Tinder >No Matches >Use Grindr >Instantly get a message every couple minutes


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>Be shy 17 year old
>Meet girl at a party
>She is pretty i >Always wants to touch, sit on lap>Party ends
>She proposes to go on a walk
>Agree, have small nice talk outside
>She then asks me to come to her house
>Yes23.jpg
>Grsbs my hand, practically tows me to her house
>Go in, have sex
>Sweaty, go to her kitchen to grab drink
>Her mom is there
>Im naked
>brain_shudown.gif
>Grab her hand and say "Hello, my name is Anon’


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>taking piss at public urinal >guy walks in and starts using the one next to me
>he looks over at me >'nice cock bro, i bet you cum alot right? Yeah i bet you do’


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>Parents split up at early age
>Didn't see dad very much
>Every time I went there he always bought me a game
>Always ended up buying REALLY awesome games (even some more obscure stuf)
>He always said it was luck and that he wasn't into video games
>Oh well
>This goes on for years
>He eventually stops buying games for me since I bought them myself
>Dad died
>Went to his place to clean up
>Open his wardrobe
>it was filled with TONS of video game magazines
>Check through some of them for nostalgia
>He had circled games that seemed cooled and left notes like "anon said he wanted-an action game’
>Other notes like "work extra buy both?
>My fucking face when I found out he had spent hours reading about something that he doesn't care about because he cared about me


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>be me >9yo >shopping at Toys R Us >pick out some Barbie dolls >go to checkout >clerk smiles and asks "oh, are you shopping for your sister or cousin?">"nope, for me" >"aren't those toys a little girly for you?" >"I need some whores for my GI Joes"


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>go to bed
>you have a gripping pain in your chest>it spreads to the left side of your neck>can't sleep Guys am I gonna have a frickin>might have a heart attack
>better post on 4chan I hope it kills you


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>my dad was the coolest mother fucker to me when i was a kid>city cop, used to take me places in his cop car all the time>he'd say "wanna go for light up ride anon?">we'd go wherever, he'd turn the >used to brag about him to my friends all the time
>best times of my childhood


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>buy chemicals for a peaceful suicide>they all arrive
>have everything ready
>suddenly feel happy anymore>the fake smile I put on turns into a real one
>start enjoying life and treating people nice What the fuck is happening?


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>talking to my dad about my depression>explaining passive suicidality
>"while I'm not going to actively try to kill myself, if a truck was coming>his reply >his fucking reply >"oh that's how I've felt my whole life" >mfw


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>be beta fag with no friends
>live alone in shitty apartment
>walk outside one day and and
>crow has one partially white wing>feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment
>crow keeps coming back for food
>one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash
>accept offering from crow
>few months pass he comes every day
>he brings me shit most days
>one day crow doesnt show up.
>mfw my only friend has abandoned me
>weekend passes
>still hasnt come i watch for him constantly
>monday morning i go to work
>see dead crow on side of street near home
>stop and get out
>tfw it has a partially white wing
>see it has been hit by car
>near beak is some weird bracelet
>tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift
>tfw I have nothing pic related


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>am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into>I'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth.


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>be me >20 >walking around Brooklyn
>new to the city >feel and opportunity come up
>yell at the top of my lungs >BADDA BING > some fat guy in a greasy tank top yells from his apartment window>BADDA BOOM >mfw


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>born a white american male >grow up in a conservative upper middle class family
>very idealistic about the nation, want to serve, enlist when 18>deployed in Iraq >legs blown off fighting for oil >go home, struggling, corrupt, mismanaged, and underfunded VA does nothing meaningful to help>physical and psychological trauma have assured that I can never love or be loved again>die lonely hateful and a tragic victim of a broken system
>but at least we have 11 aircraft carriers
>tearsofpatrioticjoy.png


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>be me
>I wanna talk about some politics>go to /pol/
>” Jewish people and the worlds issues.”>wtf.jpg
>go to twitter
>"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic.”>wtf that’s not true
>go to reddit
>"communism has never failed”
>have you people taken a single history class??>go to facebook
>’ if I see another sheep wearing a mask I’m going to gun them down”>huh???


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>be me
>christian
>have 3.5 peener
>gf wanted sex
>told her the big NO >drive home sad >got into car accident >went to heaven >meet god >God shakes my hand >he whispered >"mah nigga" >i smiled >sent back to earth


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>Be me, social retard . >Work is always difficult because>Like the idea of camping
>Decide I'm going to be the Camp Bro NPC
>No matter what, no matter how minor the question or subject is at work, always tie in>Any time I'm away from my desk I put a "Gone Fishing" sign up>Start to wear plaid and camo, drink my coffee out of a thermos>People are annoyed at first, but ignore it
>Eventually people start to talk to me about camping, asking for places, ideas, how to do stuff>Start to make friends, coworkers want to do a BBQ by the river and invite me and have me help>it goes great and I bullshit my way through everything>"Whoa, you're a pretty cool guy, anon!"
>mfw I've never been camping and just browse /out/ too much


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>Get laid S >Get on bed 5 >Girl says wait>Goes to the bathroom
>what'staikingsolong.jpeg
>"Hey are you okay there?"
>No response
>I knock on the bathroom door
>Slowly open the door
>Nobody inside
>Dust on the floor


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>He's mistaking a nicety for affection again


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>my wife fought tooth and claw to get my dog in the divorce >my dog that had been with me for 10 years even before I knew my wife >I couldn't understand why she wanted him so badly because she never really liked the dog
>the day after winning him, she got him put down


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>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. >my life consists of Sp a cleaning out the trashcans>know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks>he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently>"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that fucking weight so you>he died today


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>go in public >see guys that are uglier than me >see guys that are more out of >see guys that worse dressed than >even see guys that are shorter


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>I'm white
>I'm young
>I'm physically healthy
>I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor
>I have a favourable personality
>l've been told I am handsome
>I can protect my wife and offspring from predators
>I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children>I am good with children and would make a good father>I can cook
>I'm a strong swimmer
>I have good taste in anime >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their pussy like a desert you


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>Playing MMO >Walk up to rando
>Start jumping >They jump too


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>asks me to buy a christmas tree >we go buy a nice one
>carry it around like a slave
>mom is happy
>feelsgoodman
>i lift it into the house
>my dad says hes not feeling well
>COLLAPSES
>WTF
>mom panics
>dad just laying there knocked out
>we put him in a safe position quickly
>my heart is racing
>i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch
>mom calls 911
>im panicking too
>figure that the hospital is not so far away
>LIFT him back up and carry him into car
>mom is screaming at me but i cant hear shit
>race to hospital
>LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER
>scream around like an autist >mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts


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>be girl >middle school, early 2000s
>walking to class >see some short kid getting shoved into the locker>tiny little hispanic kid and his two goons are harrassing this kid for lunch money>is this real life >take the little hispanic kid and put him in a chicken hold>tell him if he touches this kid again I'll beat his face into the locker so hard his parents wont be able to>he calls his goons off, runs away >short kid follows me around for the rest of the school year, carrying my books and taking care of


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>be me, 23
> fucking this older girl, she's around 30> getbusycoomingorgetbusydying 4 > suddenly she grabs my face and> wispers 'come for mommy baby > sit there frozen in complete shock
> jizz the biggest load of my life


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>be 3 years old
>standing in the living room next to leather sofa>for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment">still do


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>be me
>in iraq
>start smoking a pipe because AIRE fuck it im probably going to die>one day on patrol in some shitty village
>over 100 degrees, towlheads everywhere screaming at eachother and trying to sell shit>you know just a normal day >decide to sit down for a drink and a smoke because im in full gear and it is like a trillion>sit down and light up pic related >sitting down for maybe a minute, take a few puffs>bowl explodes as its in my mouth >a fucking sniper shot my pipe >the bullet travelled 3 inches from my face
>everyone scatters for cover as usual >to this day I dont know if the sniper missed or if he was trying to just fuck with me.


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>watch Predator for the first time when I was 10>think the predator is badass
>get Xbox live
>think of cool gamer tag
>xxTheChildPredatorxx >haven't the slightest clue why


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>be me >have one shot at life
>born gay in iran mfw


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>Be a cop
>Patrolling, doing cop things
>See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit>Can see lots of smoke coming out of his >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a fucking hot plate plugged into his >Motherfucker is making pancakes while driving


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>be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you  eS atipe >sure ok, see you in class>immediately receive a screenshot of her >she sent it to me by accident


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>Be me >Sophomore year in college
>Periodically shit in the top tank of toilets at fraternity and sorority>Word spreading around campus


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>be me >working since i was 14 years old
>fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet>studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw shit at me>make 60 thousand a year
>pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out
>make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only>will probably be a millionaire in two months


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>"Drake?
>"What?"
>"Where is the body of Christ?


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>be me
>friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it>me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped">me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes">him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man"
>me: “no seriously i bet there is.”
>him: *awkward silence and a weird look*
>we start the movie
>1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery>followed by basketball and rap
>mfw


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>My mom is super scared about what I have on my phone
>Download one of those calculator apps that hide images behind a code
>One day she was going through my phone
>She bursts into my room, phone in hand
>"Anon! What is this?”
>Tell her it’s just a calculator app
>I'm freaking out on the inside
>She says she knows what it is
>0_ Shit jpg
>"OPEN IT NOW ANON!" ur friends to > Start freaking out>Say no [tot EAN! them! = She threatens to take away everything I have for a year>Unlock calculator >She looks at screen >Theres only one image >She opens it >it's literally just the stupid beaned picture
>Mom looks at me >"What the fuck anon?”


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>Be me
>2 years ago
>In high school
>Working on a science project
>Some chads sit at my table
>They don't do their project of course>"Hey anon"
>I look over
>"Do you know you're a fucking normie"
>Ask them if they know where that word comes from>they say instagram
>Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public


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>Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s>They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them>Eventually they got desperate, >They made fake rabbits that were >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn’t breed and the population was thus reduced>Tfw they’re doing it with people now
>Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist


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>be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from rape>walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard>she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >I impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I’m home and encourages me to get out of


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>be me
>24yo anon
>meet girl on tinder
>she's super cute
>possiblegf.jpeg >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort >mfw


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>at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers>kneel down to help her collect them
>our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the >"yeah except in movies the guys


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>be me
>20 and just got license
>go on road trip across std canada -_ gro>end up in alaska lets you rent gold pans and>they let you keep whatever you find Ae gy,
>spend an hour and a half and get nothing
>not a single speck
>go back in and turn in the pan
>owner asks me if I need a container for my gold, I tell him I didn't find anything>about to leave when an older gentleman i» who was out there with me taps my>"here son"
>hands me small glass vial with a few tiny nuggets>smile at this nice gesture and leave slightly happier than when I arrived


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>I just lost an argument in my head against a person that doesn't even exist>l even stuttered


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>be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck
>godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg
>bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it
>next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school
>pass school >"dad where are we going?” >"my friends want to meet you anon”
>pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened>get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen
>get to honk real firetruck horn


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>wake up >bobby knocks on door
>"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your>fumble around and finally find my licence
>"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen.">bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly>"halt! where's your TV licence you cunt?!"
>"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger>"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?">show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!">bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife


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>at weed store owned by old white grandma looking>would amp up my gay qualities because it made the owner laugh and she'd make my>one night old lady goes to the back of the store for some reason, calls her husband>quite, old, hulking, native american man shuffles out>ask for 2 grams of an indica, he puts a hefty 8g nug in my bag, then takes my>Tells me "Thank you for making her laugh." as I leave.


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>buy chemicals for a peaceful suicide>they all arrive
>have everything ready
>suddenly feel happy anymore>the fake smile I put on turns into a real one
>start enjoying life and treating people nice What the fuck is happening?


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>call a cab
>cab shows up, Nigerian driver
>black as midnight
>whygod.jpeg
>at least his accent is kinda cool
>notice he's driving by people waving at the car
>"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?"
>"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black."


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>let out your teat >ilfe is flashing thraugh your eyes >50 years of hardcore porn in 1 milisecond
>nut all over everyone >yourlast words are "shit"


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>be me 16 at the time F >high school>mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke>420.jpeg
>do this all year
>have retard kid in class, doug
>dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed>we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it
>we must befriend the tard
>call doug over, show him how to light up
>doug gets stoned
>doug loves it, totally chill too
>tard is cool keeping it secret
>one day, doug lights up with us
>"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?"
>"I become a baked potato"
>good on ya dougie, fucking champion.


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>be student >no gf, pretty boring life >when I have nothing to do, I take >listening to music the whole time >repeat until my phone dies or I get hungry


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>notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities>worry that I may be racist
>decide to test if I really am
>go out for a couple of drinks with a
>he's black
>pretty good guy actually
>turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist


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>be me
>beta suicidal virgin
>go to uni
>pretty miserable and not a lot of friends>get a text from a cousin
>he tells me not to kill myself
>wif.jpg
>"did you also become on of those fags who tell me not to cuz of no reasons?">"no anon i have great plans. We gonna live together, get hella bitchez, play lots of vidya and>mfw it is the best thing i have ever heard in my life
>mfw someone wants me in their life
>mfw it has been a week since that text but iam still happy


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>step mom moving stuff in the house>shelf falls over and traps her arm
>she yells for my help
>”anon, please, help me. I’m >I know exactly where this is going >whip my dick out
>she yells what the fuck
>my dad walks in
>flips out
>they call the cops, I get arrested


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>tell faggot brother he just got pranked>"how?"
>tell him to look in his room
>he spends 10 minutes >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank


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>making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar
>gonna fuck this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he shits on her bag and pecks her outta the room.
>later find out she had harpies from fiend


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>be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga


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>be me end of high school
>be in weed phase
>come to class high af
>red af eyes reeking of weed
>everyone looks at me and teacher
>too high to think of what to say
>"no teacher i drank my dad's cannabis scent parfume and got drunk from alcohol in it">teacher looks at me worried
>i pull out my parfume from my backpack and drink it to prove myself>end up in a hospital
>got suspended for being drunk in class


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>be me in highschool >one day the teacher asks the >most of the class asked him to >teacher picks me and I say >he plays it and the entire class is saying to pick >MFW I'm the only one that enjoys rock and metal >MFW everyone is saying that it's garbage


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>tfw had a general grievous phase when I was younger>would wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cape while walking around hunched over coughing


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>be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them >contact local GP
>Appointment free and same day because subsidised social healthcare>Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights>Now nobody at work will catch my cold.
>Food for customers not contaminated by my cold.>Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised>All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to


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>show its called Mr.Robot
>its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety>has a well paid job
>has a female best friend >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter>after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety


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>Be in 7th grade >Have to piss >Teacher does that whole "I don't know, can you?" bullshit
>"May I use the restroom Mr. Anonderson" >Book it to bathroom while holding my peener hole closed
>Urinals are taken >See unlocked stall >Kick the door open like they do in the movies >See kid squatting on the toilet, shitting frog style >See turd retreat back into his asshole like a scared turtle
>Piss myself


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>girl asks for my snap
>we talk for a week, it's very nice
>I set up a date, she agrees and acts interested =, >fast forward to today>show up, wait for forty minutes:
>check phone, she blocked me on


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>Be me >19 years old virgin >Watch milf porn all the time and fap>Make a new friend in class >No father, single sexy mother
>RemenberPorn.jpeg >Plan to fuck her
>Go to his house when he is out
>Start flirting with his mother
>Say I want to have sex with you
>She slaps me


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>masturbating in bedroom
>about to cum
>dad comes running in naked screaming>'and here comes dad from left >he does a running jump >lands asshole first on my dick
>penetration.png
>cum
>mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy


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>get ad on YouTube
>cover screen
>turn off volume
>close eyes
>count down


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>popular only because of porn
>releases hamster character


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>be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point>drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can! get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?">whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed>this motherfucker says "sure anon"
>oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af
>guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his>dm him >now best friends.


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> be me
> 17 when rock band came out
> read about rock band online every day> watch rock band videos every day rock band> brother has a ps3 but it's In his room
> no other consoles in the house
> he agrees to let me use his ps3 in his room if I were to get it for xmas> fast forward xmas eve
> beg mom to let me open one gift early
> it's rock band for 360> I'm so depressed because it means I won't be playing rock band on xmas after all> "I got it for the wrong system? Aww. I'm sorry anon. Here. You can open one more.”


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>20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato”
>"which one do you not want tomato on?” >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man” >messed up their change ttoo


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> Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant > I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still


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>ate two slices of pizza
>watched tv >Went to work
>Came home
>Called you a faggot


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>be 10
>waiting in line with mom >'Hold on, I forgot to get something stay in line.”
>Line gets closer to the front
>Mom still not back yet


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>be me
>dating gymnast
>she's been practicing for a competition>she's gotten even more flexible
>"anon, I wanna try a new position
>hellyeah.jpg
>she gets in super strange stretching position
>we start going at it
>it's not that great but I still finish
>"how was it anon"
>weird flex, but ok


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>be american >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is>get beheaded by isis >be asian
>suicide because of stress and no gf >be african
>be african >be australian
>get killed by venomous animal and lose


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>1 month until 2020
>no Moon base, no Mars


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>Be me in army
>mandatory in my shitty country
>first time we noob soldiers fire our guns>drill instructor yells "are you ready?"
>i yell back "ai ai captain"
>random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you"
>drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him>i yell again "OOOOO0000"
>random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)>dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor>we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving>i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week


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>Dad left when I was 12yo >I'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish>If I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish


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>be school in Florida
>worried trans kids will make sports unfair>mandate “genital inspection of minors”


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>be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't>have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by>think "she doesn't speak English so she won't>fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust
>mfw I realize how fucking autistic I am


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>be me >worked in a shitty museum >gave tours to classes all the time >the work was boring >the museum sucked >you pay $20 to walk around and >start on going joke with coworkers >when training new hires for tours we throw in shit >I decide to give George Washington a middle >I gave the new hire his study materials >have him shadow my tours and keep referring to >nobody questions the S. >new hire takes over tours and refers to him with >not a single soul questions him while me and my >went back 8 years later after with my own kid for >went on to tell her how I used to work here when >get to part about George >lady giving tours gets to his part and says >I fucking lost it >all these years have came and gone >and these fucks still call him George S. >ask her what the S. stands for >she says Smith >you don't understand /b/ >I had to leave the museum I was laughing so


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>first time spending the night with new gf ' >wake up to the sound of her crying>She starts profusely apologizing to me>apparently she's a bedwetter
>usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but>starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and shit>just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok>she finally calms down >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed>notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers


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>boss calls me into office
>"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new


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>be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy> going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up> fuck that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find.> spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! >he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your dick on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one fucks with me. Suck some big black dick. Who cares.


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>Think that everyone fucking >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe>"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out differently"


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>be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to shit


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>friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel fucking euphoric, literally nothing can stop me>zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if>compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years>don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them>actually want to live my life, go out and have fun
>don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future>drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self


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>Mother got extremely sick on Christmas>She gets hospitalized
>Doctor tell us she will be here until Ha January 2>Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year’s party at a friend house because I'll be>She tells me she is still going without me
>I think to myself “well I don’t want her to have a shitty New Year so it’s ok”>Later today best bro calls me
>"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will


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>this was considered comically obese in 1990


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>played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister>all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling>mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin


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>Sitting at the bar >feel someone tap my shoulder >turn around and see a guy standing there with this weird smile on his face>he says "got the time?", but he is almost >I say "sure" and pull out my pocket >As soon as I pull out my pocket watch the guy belts out laughing, along with a large table nearby, full of people>before I can even check the time, the guy walks away to the laughing table and loudly says "I told you it was a>one of the girls at the table says "Who the fuck-" but laughs so hard she cannot speak>I look around and see that there are other people in the place looking at me and some are laughing too>put my pocket watch away and try to go back to my drinks


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>run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta>instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it>tell him to use his "powers" to get my >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her
>no word for a few days
>kinda just forget about
>2 days ago finally DMs me "done"
>yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me>texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date>get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan>whathaveidone


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>be 27
>virgin
>girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me>"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think>uh bitch that's fucking impossible we never had sex>"what the fuck are you talking about are you serious">start arguing
>get a DNA test just to shut her the fuck up
>it's positive


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>be me
>neighbour has heavily disabled son>outside gym master race
>one day I’m lifting and he’s in the neighbors garden>I'm benching my 1RM
>here a noise
>look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head>now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on>mfw I now lift for him


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>Be me, 25 >gf works w/ the police force, so do i
>we make a list of kinky shit we want to do in our life.>last week at check up get told I have terminal cancer>family and gf devastated >remember list >tell gf we should do the top kinky thing on the list>gf wants to have sex in the sewers
>mfw >whatever, only 3 months to live anyway
>sneak out at night >go to sewers >have sex >lets me cum in her >shit was cash >moral of the story is >fuck the police >coming straight from the underground


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>feel bad for a lonely guy in my class>invite him to a cosplay event
>he shows up dressed as Fred “> Flintstone in blackface


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>instructions say cook from frozen
>caok from chilled instead >cashier tells me to have a nice day
>tell her I will >don't


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>My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a>Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister>So she calls me a pervert >There is no justice in the world...


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>be me
>Mexican
>depressed and suicidal, but don’t want my death to look like a suicide>realize that elections are
>enter the race on a strong anti- crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to>a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head


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>grow green
>turn brown >refuse to elaborate further
>leaves


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>be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all >work is fucking boring as fuck >get new puppy >have idea >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break >Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home >Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy


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>be 12
>want to order pay per view pom >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the pom >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse


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>Be Me
>American
>Internet’s down ess > Bored>Go Outside most gun owners are>Go back inside
>Get stabbed by wife


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>going to school >realise i forgot my bag
>conclude the only explenation is that im in a dream>go into school bathroom and rape a girl


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>be me >24yo femanon
>meet guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf jpeg
>have nice date in restaurant>go back to his place >"do you do anal, anon?”
>surewhynot.jpeg >actually hate anal but whatever >it's uncomfortable and painful but mercifully short>after he comes i start talking about a second date>"no offence anon but i could never date a girl that would let a guy do that">mfw


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>be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US { >pretty sweet gig honestly>call her a baka and tell her to get out
>"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A>mfw


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>be me
>be black
>be at super bowl party last night
>telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy>I say “what word? Nigger?”
>she then says “you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word”>I tell her I’m the only black person here and I’m telling a story>she say “IDC I don't like when people use that word around me”>her three beta orbiters then walk over


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>be me
>giraffe
>eating leaves
>watch the cheetahs race
>go in for another bite of leaves down covered in leaves>monkey who was on the tree saw me
>he says “this nigga eatin leaves”
>my whole herd laughs at me
>mfw


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>total Chad >girls always checking me out>have a date pretty much every day>constantly getting new ink
>only stay with a girl for a year at most before moving on>be a calendar >pic unrelated


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>recently single after very long  ‘ 5 >only ever had sex with her>match with cute girl on Tinder >go over to apartment and go for a >we watch a movie and flirt a little but >she turns off the lights and randomly says “time for >we start to make out >get naked >she’s a literal 10/10 perfect body >I am fingering her and eating her out >go to get condom and boner goes down >oh fuck >won't get hard >so nervous and uncomfortable my little buddy refuses >just finger her and play with her nipples >think she came but who knows >we lay together and she can tell im bothered >asks me what's the matter and explains that she >kisses me and we hold eachother tight >tells me about her ex >total fucking scumbag >tell her I've been having a rough time since my >she says “I could get used to this” >talk until around 2AM >cuddle all night but I can’t really sleep >by morning I’m completely in love >go to take train home and kiss her goodbye >she unmatches me an hour later


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>become most powerful man on earth
>do absolutely nothing >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded>Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls>Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs>1800 years later >Faggot 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb shit.


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>Be fit, tall, rich and famous Lill >Be married>Wife cheats multiple times
>Wife publicly says that fit, tall, rich and famous husband can't fuck>Someone makes a joke about wife's lack
>Husband laughs, but then punchs dude who made the joke because wife didn't like it>Husband acts like a huge white knight cuck with cheating bitch wife>He could just dump her ass and get any woman he wants, he's not exactly a NEET neckbeard


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>20 minutes ago
>mum asks me if i have a bf>politely tell her no
>she spends 10 minutes need a man>get annoyed
>suddenly asks if I'm lesbian
>tell her "no"
>9 more minutes go by with the continued explanation of needing a man>if this were an anime I'd have steam shooting out my ears>can't take it anymore
>blurt out I'm not a middle aged divorced woman who needs someone to feel>she stares at me blankly
>she starts to cry


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>Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay">Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks


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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Belle Delphine on your bed


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>trusted local man kidnaps his son
>takes boy to motel and rapes him
>the rapist gets caught by the cops
>father goes to the local bars and find out when the rapist will be brought>local guy who worked for media lets >arrives at the airport and waits for cops to arrive with rapist>live TV crews also at the scene
>cops and rapist walking through airport
>pulls out a pistol and shoots his son's rapist straight through the head, killing him with a single shot>father literally assassinates his son's rapist on live television (pic related)>gets arrested
>local community unanimously decides he's not guilty of any crime and is a hero>goes to court
>judge doesn't convict him, only gets 300 hours community service>carries on and lives his life as normal, and is forever regarded as a hero


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>be lonely homeschooler in high school>watch anime to pretend i have frens>finish school, get warehouse job >we start playing dungeons and >dont really like the game just fun to hang out with people>first time playing since before christmas
>forgot everything except my dice tray and spell cards>fuckssake.jpeg >one guy gives me a Set of dice to use and keep
>dm copied some of my character stats
>another guy gives me a new sheet to write them on>they all help me guesstimate hit points and inventory etc>mfw "we need our cleric!" >mfw finally have frens


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>Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for shits 'n giggles>Forgot I had it installed
>Deathclaw fucking assrapes me
>It has custom sound >mfw


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>hanging out with group of people I don't know very well>one of them asks about my scars >try to change the subject, but she persists >starts making obviously wrong guesses >did I fall off a bike, is it a sports injury, is it from rock climbing, etc>eventually snap and say I did them to myself >she says "You mean you blame yourself, because if you were better at riding a bike you wouldn't have fallen>"No, I mean I literally cut them into my arm with a knife">she pauses and gives me a disgusted look >"Yeah, obviously. I was trying to give you an easy out to save your dignity"


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>fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes,>get noticed several times
>"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular>"muscular build" >tfw finally made it


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>be 10
>watching Scooby Door
>tfw Velma's sexy the blanket>feelssogood.png
>feel a volcano erupting in my loins
>shout SCOOBY DOOBY DOO as I cum
>Start doing it on the reg
>SCOOBY DOOBY DOO every time I cum
>Mom thinks I really like Scooby Doo
>Mom buys me all seasons of Scooby Doo for Christmas


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>be me
>depressed because dad is cheating on mom>mom mad all the time
>friends feel distant >find zero >he makes me laugh and is really good >he makes me happy >thanks zero


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>be me >trying to set PR around some 5-ish k lap around where I live >running like a madman >but I might have overdone the pace >last uphill section coming up >cannot keep up, knees weak, arms spaghetty >halfway up the hill is a mother with her toddler coming down >decide that once I'm past them, I'll stop and walk the rest of the way up
>don't wanna show signs of weak legs to complete strangers. As one does.
>as I'm trying to jellyleg my way up past them, toddler notices me >"Go, go, go!" The lil’ fella shouts at me >engage overdrive >increase tempo and blast up the rest of the hill >my legs substained by the cheers of toddler >complete the run home to make it PR


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>be you >pathetic redditfag >can't make original memes
>steal greentexts from 4chan fuck you


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>be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive>get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it


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>Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath.>Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she’s always running out.>Get a nanny cam that’s hidden in a lamp. Get video of her fucking around.>Find out everything I can about the guy she’s fucking.
>lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold >Rework it so it’s not retarded, impersonate him, >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy bullshit ghosts my wife.>Meanwhile I start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my>It’s time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them fucking. Next


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>Depressed teen >Tell parents >They somehow think fuckin 13 reasons why is the source of my>Fuckin lul >They just shout at me, disregarding my opinions, as per>wat do


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>be me
>play rust
>meet a deaf guy 4 >tells me he gets bullied in school>we share loot and play together
>one day he kills me calls me faggot and tells me he isnt deaf and im a pussy for getting bullied>mfw my only friend lied to me and stole everything


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>be me
>apply for light bulb assembly line job
>no college
>just two fast food jobs on resume
>get to interview
>job is actually to run the whole lightbulb >only the HR person at interview, other >HR person is showing me around
>obviously has no idea how anything works
>I just starting making up names for machines and processes>a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening>interview ends, told I'm a top candidate
>when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job


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>be me >work at McDonalds
>overworked
>underpaid >not sure what's happening but the manager says we have a new sauce.>No big deal, we do specials all the time
>manager looks worried
>imchillman.jpeg
>look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids>It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically.>all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer.>he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin.>"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!">the ogre looks back to the crowd
>"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond
>"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"


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>be me
>retard
>never done drugs once in my life>friends and family all think
>boss also thinks I show up high to work>nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just fucking stupid>mfw


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>mexican joins the server
>turns on his mic
>hear his mother yelling
>baby crying
>vacuum cleaner
>"CAAAAASSSSOOOO CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOOOOOO">police sirens
>dog barking


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>Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days>Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that I could


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>be 1 month neet after my job of a year>my only skill is videogames
>think cooking is for girls
>discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and understandable>start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job>get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing


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>go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk


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>be me
>finishing last year of med school
>hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life>super intense studies never really 445kBJpG Nad time for social life or grills>last day of class >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street shitter >smalitalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends >fuck it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she’s actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital >entire process is exhausting >India qt tells me she is going home to visit her >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from job >decide to go with >Airindia.gif >inside of the plane smells like a curry dumpster
>finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city
>landscape getting increasingly shitty >see people literally shitting in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror
>introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc’s but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks>tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding>grossed tf out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I’m fucking stoked>mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna
>mom sees I’m stunned and confused >”oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian”
>i'm sicilian but ok >don’t want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible
>mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients>I ask what kind of meat she used >’oh it’s from last nights dog slaughter”
>excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I’m eating street dog >mfw I’m eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I’m literally eating bitch lasagna
>bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna


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>be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date >she says yes >fast forward 7 years were still together>I propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes>about 5 months pass and it’s our wedding day>do out vowels and everything
>"You may now kiss the bride”
>leans in to kiss her >she suddenly turns into dust
>wtf.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well


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>walks out of bathroom after shower body.>tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off
>she nods and fastens it before walking away
>i go shower and forget about it
>because im not some sick degenerate like you fucks.


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>feel bad for a lonely guy in my class>invite him to a cosplay event
>he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface>he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!"


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>Asked mom that I wanted to fuck a girl
>She said, you can fuck me, but only in the ass.>Start fucking mom. >Decide to rub her clit >Find a dick >Turns out it was a prank by my dad.


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>be me
>sea turtle
>chilling in the reef with my wife
>have to move from reef to reef for munchies>chilling in the seagrass, munchin >spot massive fucking jellyfish
>holyshit.jpg
>swim towards it as fast as i can
>finally reach the jellyfish
>take a bite
>wtf
>its plastic
>die from intestinal bloackage


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>be me in the 4th grade
>summer, cleaning the school yard
>there's big nut-tree in the yard
>classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun>one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined>autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission>sneak past the teacher who was looking after us
>get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother>say "this is what you get for fucking with me, stupid hag"


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>roommate asks me to drive him to I his dealer } >sure, I have nothing going on I >get in, start the car, put on>ask him to put it on
>"Why? Aren't you a good driver?"
>tell him it's my car and I want him to have his seatbelt on>"lol fuck you man just drive"
>okay
>get on the road, accelerate to 40mph
>slam on the brakes
>roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield>oh shit, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your fucking seatbelt on>he does
>I turn the car around and drive us back home


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>Beme
> Years ago. Still in womb.
> Hear dad whispering nice poems.> Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3
> Hear dad leave for work.
> Black hose starts knocking against my head.> Hear dad come back and cry.
> Hear mom beg for forgiveness.
> Says he's staying for me.
> mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me.> Cant let that happen.
> Decide to poison her toth bloodstream
> Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx
> Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom.> Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life.


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>gid friendzoned me >I stopped being her friend >no longer in the friendzone because we're not friends


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>fuck hooker >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems>he fell for it Got another one, boys


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> be middle school loner with no friends> close to summer holidays
> all students were told to read the book> because school is inviting the obscure author of the book> he was the guest speaker during assembly
> principal asks the school about what we thought of his book and questions about it> quiet, awkward silence
> people were muttering nobody read it
> felt bad for the author
> told the author I enjoyed it and answered the questions> one question after another, only I answered
> author was happy that I knew about the details
> school staff felt less embarassed
> after assembly classmates started to make fun of me> called kiss ass and book worm etc.
> got the nickname ass-worm for the rest of the middle school


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>be me, 26 ma few years ago >little sister calls me to ask if I can buy Girl Scout cookies>buy two boxes of thin mints
>idea.png >tell little sister I'll make her tons of money>tell her to let me handle everything
>turn on my computer >I'm a fucking genius >start selling “mystery boxes” through the dark web>there’s an estimate shipment date of 2-3 weeks for the cookies to arrive>I sell a mystery box for $200 a pop
>End up selling about 60-70 mystery boxes in three days>tell my sister >she is super happy >feelsgoodman >sister sold the most and got some award>mfw I operated an underground cookie ring>mfw I got contacted by the local police for shipping all those boxes of


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>boss called a big meeting
>starts yelling at everyone
>don't care so let my mind wander
>suddenly remembered ane something funny>can't control my laugh and start choking up>bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing>suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry">boss ended up getting written up for berating me>suddenly coworkers are way more social with me


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>be king >my people invent something and present it to me>it's a "camera" >it takes "pictures" out of a tube>a tube >takes square pictures >wtf >hang country for witchcraft


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>be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat
>feel something cold on my head  ae >wake up = i = >owner standing there laughing like a>look up >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi


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>went to the store without a mask >cashier says i need one >"I have a medical condition" >cashier says 'I don't believe you, what is it?
>'i have covid-19, so it's hard to breathe’
>cashier says ‘oh ok then' >mfw


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>walks out of bathroom after shower body.>tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off
>she nods and fastens it before walking away
>i go shower and forget about it
>because im not some sick degenerate like you fucks.


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>girl I know is nursing student
>solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can>tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself


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>wake up
>feelin kinda depressed
>google highest point in my county  i >mt. whatever>drive 45mins to some trailhead >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho
>get back to my car as it's getting dark
>chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day>m,mmm sippy sipp
>drive home feeling somewhat less depressed


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>Read 314 pages of terms and conditions>Clicked ‘disagree’


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>uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper>prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life
>next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery


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>have somewhat stable social circle in uni>get along with this one grill
>she gives me a book for >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book
>quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend I'm reading it>she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it”>insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates>we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc>mfw book is pretty boring


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>be me
>have a pretty shitty, boring day
>feels sucky
>go home
>look at rock and mineral collection


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>be 14
>have a best friend
>plays vidya, talk girls, a genuinely good friend.>about a month ago his mom passed away>a week before his birthday his dad reached out to me>confusion.jpeg
>"hey anon, it's friendanon’s dad, I know you too are pretty close and next week is his birthday, figured we>I agree
>"that's great, as you know ever since friendanon's mom passed away he's been pretty bummed out so I>wtfwhybutok.png
>agree to help him out because friendanon is my best friend.>mfw his dad asked me to bring a can of tomato sauce
>whatthefuck.exe
>fast forward to his birthday party
>we just hanging out, some friends and family there just talking and congratulating friendanon, pretty cool>friendanon's dad clears his throat
>"ehm so as you all know it's friendanon's birthday today, so for some time I've been thinking what would>friendanon's dad takes out a plate with pasta and red sauce, puts it on the table and puts on a gentle smile.>friendanon tastes it and begins to cry
>turns out it was his mother's special recipe.
>anon gets so excited and emotional he throws up
>he's all shaking
>his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti


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>be me, family over for Christmas Eve>grandpa comes over too, he's sort of a nerd and loves older comic>start watching Attack on Titan and hear a knock at the door>"hey anon, whatcha up to?", it's my grandpa
>decide he's nerd enough that he would get anime
>start showing him attack on titan and explaining lore and showing off figures i have>he looks super interested and smiles a lot and eventually leaves>mfw later overhear him asking my mom if i have any learning disabilities


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>be me, 8 at the time
>playing in front lawn
>dude comes up with a van
>dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses>not knowing better say, "sure!"
>he takes my hand and leads me to his van
>driving around for a little bit
>stops
>gets out
>back of van opens, a dog leaps inside
>oh boy!’
>"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?"
>"yeah!"
>takes me home
>telling parents about my adventure
>dad rapes me


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>Be me >Best friend decides to become a >Is the only person there for her >tfwyou'renotequippedforthisshit.jpg >She tries to kill herself and ends up in the psych >Is her emergency contact and pretty much her >Begs the nurse at the hospital to keep her in >They don't listen and let her out so you spend >The emotional toll from her behaviour pretty >Fast forward a few weeks and she has an >Acknowledges that you're a wreck rn >"Sorry if I distance myself from you anon, you're


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>Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you>Become highest grossing film of all time
>Promise a million sequels and deliver zero
>Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie>Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue


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>yesterday decide to fuck my first >while she's riding me she ask if i >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face>proceed to ride me harder


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>at the zoo
>decide to take guided tour since one is about to start>lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins>everyone stares at him
>lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo>guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys>about an hour later
>tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees
>he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps


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> On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I fucking burst> Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain
> Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently> Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds >Ohno > Oh god the fucking smell > People are looking at each other > It's really fucking bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He fucking knows, and ripped one of his own > It's fucking on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly shit myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger.


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>be young >have a brother 1 year older
>mother gets daily visitors
>each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room>looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother>each one of us thinks the other is retarded>mother dies


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>I wanted to turn my life around after peaking my weight at 180kg>went to the local gym paid for the special weight lose program>around 520$ per month for 3- >got told to go to the aerobics class >went there and a trainer came in and started telling us what to do as warm ups>walking, stretching and such >being a fat fuck I couldn’t even last 3min before sitting a side fighting for air>they start knee raising >gymbro was watching from the side >he came to me and asked when did I join >told him that i just did >told me to pick my things up and follow him
>told me that i wouldn’t last and would drop out soon or injure myself trying>told me that I should start by just walking outside, no need for a gym now be any activity would give>went down to the manger’s office and took my card>he went in for a while and came back with cash
>signed some papers >went outside the gym and gave me his phone number>told me to lose as much weight i can by walking and doing basic workouts>and whenever i feel that i can join back he'll give me a discount>deal


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>be me >half-chad/half-autist hybrid >16, just got my license >have this qt3.14 in class >wanted to fuck her since I >idmotorboatthatass.gif >idsucktheairoutofherballoonknot.raw >"anon, will you take me to get ice cream?" >you betcha >take her out >drop her home after >she comments on my facebook that night: >"thanks for the icecream anon, maybe next time I'll take you for a ride">"I didn't know you had your license" >"anon ur so funny. but if we keep getting ice cream we'll have to do some sort of physical work>"nahh, I don't really put on weight" >no more icecream after that >mfw I get the 10yr facebook memory of the comment exchange>mfw i realize I'm more than a half-autist hybrid


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>get job >virus hits >lose job >get job fighting virus
>virus Cured


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>be burn victim
>Disney sells me as a toaster


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>at the zoo
>decide to take guided tour since one is about to start>lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins>everyone stares at him
>lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo>guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys>about an hour later
>tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees
>he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps


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>be me >have one shot at life
>born gay in iran mfw


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>be me
>fap to porn daily
>damn I wish girls were real


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>Be 6 at the time
>Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom>I was hungry and the loud party music upset me
>I cried all night while she fucked random teens and smoked weed>Her asshole boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying>Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets>I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night>Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me>A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads
>Best parents ever
>Never harmed me in any way
>treated me like a king
>Provided me the best quality of life
>Always supported me
>They never treated me differently for being heterosexual


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>superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass
>take their wallets >repeat