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>got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance>we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we>he's a man of schedule, goes >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a shithead for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping>toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag
>wait until it's time for brother's walk >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys
>know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast>toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast>escape once they're done
>make sure I left no mark in the house, touch >make it to home, start gaming
>25 minutes later I get a text


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>be me >post true greentext about jacking off into my sisters panties>gets on reddit >sister is redditfag >fake laugh and spaghetti all over >make up excuse about violent diarrhea before leaving>return all stolen panties >mfw this makes it on reddit too


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>Be me >Live in China >Have a birthday cake addiction
>Go to store every week to buy cake>Cashiers start to recognise me
>One cashier eventually questions why I keep buying birthday cake>Tell him I have lots of kids and they all have birthdays around the same time>Cashier gives me funny look >Confused.jpg >Mfw the one child policy


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>name is Richard
>dad used to call me "Dick" as a kid
>one Saturday invite friends from elementary school to spend the day at>friends have a good kek at my expense
>since that day they start calling me Dick too
>one day at school best friend accidentally calls me "Cock">friends jokingly refer to me as Cock since that day
>other classmates pick up on this and start calling me Cock too>figured this was just an elementary school thing
>it wasn't
>for the entirety of my middle/highschool years, I am known only as "Cock" to most of my classmates>attended a highschool reunion just before the coof
>turns out some of my old classmates didn't even know what my actual name was>they still refer to me as Cock to this day This is my name now, I guess


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>foreign guy at work walks up to me and points at my arms and says "tattoo?">I say "what?" >"tattoo? >"uh, no, I don't have any." >'very nice. very good. me neither"
>walks away


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>be me, playing WoW >play on asian servers because NA >2 Chinese players bully me >type "June 4th 1989, Tian an Men >Both disconnect
>mfw I just sent two inncoent children to a Chinese Labor Camp and got their whole family executed


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>be american >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is>get beheaded by isis >be asian
>suicide because of stress and no gf >be african
>be african >be australian
>get killed by venomous animal and lose war against emu


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>be me >Serbian >family is pretty racist >hit it off with a Croat girl and start dating her
>eventually decide to break it to my dad >He’s sitting down reading and I say there’s something I want to tell him>I explain to him that I’ve met someone who I love and want to spend the rest of my life with>”You better not be telling me you're gay anon.”
>say that I am not gay, and that I’ve been dating a Croat girl for a few months now>he gives me a harsh look, throws his book at me, & starts yelling and cursing at the top of his lungs>mfw I probably should've just told him I was gay


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>eating popsicle with my friend>it looks phallic
>we lol a bit
>lick it seductively while >he is laughing his ass off
>put it in my mouth and push it as deep as ican>gag and then pull it out
>i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything>he stops laughing and then looks shocked>look down
>rock hard


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>be me
>talented guitarist and pianist / >won numerous talent shows>also a big fan of the youtube channel Vsauce>one day get into an accident >I have to type with my nose
>can no longer play instruments
>my life passions are gone
>feeling really depressed
>see a new Vsauce video in my subscriptions box
>"Is Anything Real?" uploaded June 3rd 2013
>so excited to watch a new Vsauce video
>video starts
>"Hey, Vsauce! Michael here! Where are your fingers?">immediately start crying


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>be me, 19
>in college
>arrive at college before class started, needed to shit before first class>get to the bathroom and open the door
>profis in there shitting, door wide open
>stare at each other for a few secs
>he holds his hand out to close the door
>i shake his hand


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>try to get a Chad haircut
>comes out looking like pic related


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>be me >8 y/o >on bus home >really damn hungry  m >see much older kid (15) behind>hunger.mpg is using too much >"hey, can I please have a small bite?" >he turns to face me >doesnt utter a word, just smiles and hands me the whole hotdog>i grab it and sit back in my seat >happiest little fuck in the bus >22 now and I still regret not thanking that blessed soul


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>Be me
>born around 2lbs
>survive that
>pull out my oxygen tube and turn purple>almost spawn killed myself
>gets autism instead


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>be me
>born virgin It was rigged from the start


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>married five years
>four years ago we bought a house Py together>wife and I are in our early 30s, neighbor is 26
>a year later neighbor gets pregnant
>whoopsie
>she doesn't want an abortion, says she will keep quiet and raise the child>she has a good job and her family has money so I trust her on this>she has the kid, a boy, kind of looks like me (gee I wonder why)>wife tells me neighbor has a baby
>wife goes and meets neighbor and baby
>wife becomes friends with neighbor and spends time with baby>we babysit when neighbor has to work late or spend time with friends>wife starts getting baby envy, wants one of her own now>"our baby can grow up with Anonette's baby and they can play together!">two years ago wife gets preggo
>it's a girl >wife and I spend an increasing amount of time with neighbor lady and my son>wife encourages me to spend time with the boy because "he needs a father figure”>we babysit for neighbor, she babysits for us
>neighbor tells me that if wife ever leaves me she will be there for me (still fucking her)


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>skinny white guy comes to wendy's >orders a bunch of large chocolate milkshakes and one small white one>he has his head down the whole time he orders
>stays like this the whole time his order is prepared
>hand him the shakes >"have a nice day!" >y-you too >see him shuffle over to a corner booth >he encircles the vanilla milkshakes with the chocolate ones>takes a picture >couple of minutes later he starts laughing to himself


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>be me
>playing vidya
>press Quick Play
>wait 8+ minutes to even join a lobby>only one person in lobby other than me>person leaves as soon as I join
>disconnect from lobby
>tfw


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>think about moving arm >just moved matter using nothing but my mind


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>Mr. Ford here's your costume
>FUCK YOUR COSTUME I'M DOING THIS LIKE I AM >boomer takes his son to the anime convention


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>be 23 >marry hot chick cougar who's husband died>rebound sex was cray >she has daughter my age >my single dad thinks my wife's daughter is a fox>wtfdad.jpg >they date for a few months and get married.>my stepdaughter is now my stepmother
>my father is my son in law. >wtf.exe >have kid with cougar wife >dad has kid with my stepdaughter >my baby became a brother in law to dad
>my baby is now my uncle >my dad's kid is my sister and my stepdaughters baby thus my grandchild>my wife is my step-mothers mother who is now a grandma to my new half-sibling>I am married to my grandma >I am my own grandpa.


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>start talking to girl for first time in years>tell my friend
>he stalks her or something and gets a job where she works>plays it off as a coincidence >he gets angry at me for still talking to her
>turns out he thought she'd just as easily go for him because we're both pretty low value men>he starts giving me the whole "supreme gentleman" shit and saying girls never want nice guys like him


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>Georgia? Thats a state nota country its capital is Atlanta bro>Turkey? Thats a bird not a country its origin is America bro>Hungary? No, I just ate


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>Playing Wow >Someone puts up item worth 14k (During Cata) for auto price>Get it >Receive a message from them immediately stating that they'd clearly made a mistake and>Message them if they mail my 100 gold for my trouble because the situation is extremely>100 gold in my mail 10 seconds later, block them


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>get home and there's gifts on the table >birthday yesterday
>have to work 12-9pm >be meat clerk and it's a big sale day so it's gonna be busy >mom sys she didnt get anything for birthday because too old for kid stuff like that turning 19>go to work >get yelled at buy customers because new manager didn't order the thing that is on sale
>be in bad mood until lunch >buy $5 scratcher >win $150.jpg >now in good mood >come back from lunch and co worker bought a tiny cupcake to share from bakery
>now in better mood >finish cleaning and setting up for tomorrow early so head home >deathgrips shirt and a collecters hp lovecraft book
>have one of the best birthdays in a long time


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>be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point>drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can I get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?">whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed>this motherfucker says "sure anon”
>oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af
>guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his>dm him >now best friends.


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> It’s finally time > Tie noose around neck > Kick stool > Fuck up and don’t snap neck
> Painful but I finally go under
> Wake up > In wooden wagon with some other guys in it> Hands tied > “You're finally awake


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>fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady>comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUs for her desktop>little took back I inquire about the price range and what games,>nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice>she pauses >and killing people


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>dates a girl for 3 months >she's really cool, we have similar >finally going to have sex with her >unzip my pants >w-what? >"It's like a third arm. I don't have room for that."
>she leaves my apartment >we text later, says she had an ex that tore her vag with her dick>apparently, he was "big" but still not as "big" as me (I'm a little over 7 and a half inches, about 6>now she's afraid of large dicks >she apologizes and says we aren't compatible
>we agree to break up >feelsbadman >over the next two days, get texts from three of her friends and her cousin (all female) to hookup>feelsbetterman


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> Guys who post 4chan > Guys who post on reddit > Guys who post on instagram
> Guys who post on linkedin > Guys who post on twitter


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>be me
>get sick
>decide to eat
>mfw I got even more sick from eating>mfw i got even more sick from not eating


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>Be at Swedish ship cruise >haven't defecated in a week week >shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush >not working.jpg >panic > try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button >shit goes quite normally away to sewer


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>why yes, i spend 20% of my allowance on reddit gold awards to let people know


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>never ask anyone out
>never get rejected
>basically irresistible haha who's the chad now


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>ex-classmate creates a messenger group>adds me and other classmates in it>another classmate asks what this >have the sudden inexplicable urge >"One word, PARTY!" >decide not to in the last moment
>classmate that texts >its for another classmate's mother's funeral
>tfw I almost called a burial a party


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>Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people,>Contestant: "The >SH: "A WUH... HUH??" >audience erupts into laughter >Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself>laughter gets even louder >SH: "O lordy...” >one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from>SH: "YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP" >the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls>the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself>SH: (putting on a weary voice) "Survey says...">the board shows 100 for "penis" >Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes


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>be me >on vacation in France with family >we can hear the staff belittling us for being tourists >grandpa leans into my ear and tells me to play >slowly starts speaking in a more southern accent >by the time the check comes he is completely >end of the meal comes >he tucks the table cloth into his pants and gets up >naturally all the plates and glasses break >everyone turns and looks >grandpa runs out of the fucking restaurant >fly back to America before we get in legal trouble


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>weird fucking dream i had:
>chilling in my room
>look through my window on second floor>see three elderly women passing by on the road>one of them looks at my window
>oh shit they saw me
>she takes a TV temote control and points it towards my window.>window turns black
>bitch just turned off my window
>wake up angry
>what??


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>be me
>23 year old male
>poo fetish
>usally order the goods from websites specialised for this>moved to detroit recently >couldnt take the poo with me
>ordered new poo online
>package didnt arrive
>ask ups they say it has been delivered
>wtf?
>check security cammera
>some porch pirate stole the fucking package
>mfw


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>gf praises me for being smart  I ff 4. >I flunked out of art school while she = >gf tells me! am so tall>lam 5'7", she is 5'6"
>gf tells me I am a natural leader
>I am shy and quiet
>gf wishes she was athletic like me
>I am a shut nerd What is she doing? I don't understand what she>my gf is being nice to me
>what is her endgame?


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>am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into>I'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth.


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>go to iFunny >post a green text >get called a Reddit user
>get called a normie


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>read provided course math textbook>be hopelessly confused, not even begin to understand>go to 2 hr class, lose track in 5 >go home and copy paste >understand how to do it in 5 minutes


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>get covid
>getting worse over 2 week period
>come to terms with my death
>decide to crack open my gamer girl pee and take a sip, because>sense of smell and taste come >gulp down the whole bottle
>feel super tired, fall asleep
>wake up, 100% cured


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>tfw red dead redemption 2 made me realize that there's no hiding from civilization since it's>tfw can't even really homestead today bc of stupid laws>can't even properly explore anything anymore because there isn't anything still left to explore


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> Me about a week ago > Feeling depressed, tell a story > Next morning, see my fucking greentext at the > Has like 5k karma, and all the comments are > You faggots are probably reading this on