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>be me >have one shot at life
>born gay in iran mfw


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>Be a cop
>Patrolling, doing cop things
>See a guy driving like 15 miles below the speed limit>Can see lots of smoke coming out of his >Assume he's blazing it, pull him over >Walk up to his window and he rolls it down >He's got a fucking hot plate plugged into his >Motherfucker is making pancakes while driving


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>be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you  eS atipe >sure ok, see you in class>immediately receive a screenshot of her >she sent it to me by accident


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>Be me >Sophomore year in college
>Periodically shit in the top tank of toilets at fraternity and sorority>Word spreading around campus


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>be me >working since i was 14 years old
>fried burguers, painted wall, did whatever to get ends meet>studied math like a pig >get stupid job as math teacher where students throw shit at me>make 60 thousand a year
>pretend im happy >be belle delphine >be woman >wear make up >learn how to stick tongue out
>make 120 thousand a week on Patreon only>will probably be a millionaire in two months


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>"Drake?
>"What?"
>"Where is the body of Christ?


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>be me
>friend torrents black panther, we're about to watch it>me: "so is this actually good or just overhyped">me: "i bet there's basketball, rap, and slavery references within the first 2 minutes">him: "pfbpfptf i don't think they'd go that far man"
>me: “no seriously i bet there is.”
>him: *awkward silence and a weird look*
>we start the movie
>1 minute of scifi backstory, includes a reference to slavery>followed by basketball and rap
>mfw


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>My mom is super scared about what I have on my phone
>Download one of those calculator apps that hide images behind a code
>One day she was going through my phone
>She bursts into my room, phone in hand
>"Anon! What is this?”
>Tell her it’s just a calculator app
>I'm freaking out on the inside
>She says she knows what it is
>0_ Shit jpg
>"OPEN IT NOW ANON!" ur friends to > Start freaking out>Say no [tot EAN! them! = She threatens to take away everything I have for a year>Unlock calculator >She looks at screen >Theres only one image >She opens it >it's literally just the stupid beaned picture
>Mom looks at me >"What the fuck anon?”


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>Be me
>2 years ago
>In high school
>Working on a science project
>Some chads sit at my table
>They don't do their project of course>"Hey anon"
>I look over
>"Do you know you're a fucking normie"
>Ask them if they know where that word comes from>they say instagram
>Normies call me a normie because I don't talk about memes in public


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>Australia had a rabbit plague in the mid 1800s>They tried a variety of methods to get rid of them>Eventually they got desperate, >They made fake rabbits that were >The ones attracted to the fake rabbits didn’t breed and the population was thus reduced>Tfw they’re doing it with people now
>Tfw I figured out why Anime girls exist


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>be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from rape>walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard>she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >I impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again>cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I’m home and encourages me to get out of


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>be me
>24yo anon
>meet girl on tinder
>she's super cute
>possiblegf.jpeg >i'm a total 3/10 >have amazing sex >afterwards ask her what my appeal was >"oh my stepdad was really fat so it's sort >mfw


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>at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers>kneel down to help her collect them
>our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the >"yeah except in movies the guys


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>be me
>20 and just got license
>go on road trip across std canada -_ gro>end up in alaska lets you rent gold pans and>they let you keep whatever you find Ae gy,
>spend an hour and a half and get nothing
>not a single speck
>go back in and turn in the pan
>owner asks me if I need a container for my gold, I tell him I didn't find anything>about to leave when an older gentleman i» who was out there with me taps my>"here son"
>hands me small glass vial with a few tiny nuggets>smile at this nice gesture and leave slightly happier than when I arrived


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>I just lost an argument in my head against a person that doesn't even exist>l even stuttered


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>be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck
>godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg
>bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it
>next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school
>pass school >"dad where are we going?” >"my friends want to meet you anon”
>pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened>get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen
>get to honk real firetruck horn


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>wake up >bobby knocks on door
>"oi! open up you cheeky bastard and show me your>fumble around and finally find my licence
>"s-sorry good sir. It's right here... God save the Queen.">bobby peers in and catches a glimpse of me telly>"halt! where's your TV licence you cunt?!"
>"draw TV licence from me wallet" >bobby gives a look like the bloody Queen's dodger>"oi mate! where's your permit for this licence?">show him my licence permit >"this licence permit is expired. I'm taking you in!">bobby draws his toy gun >stab him with my unregistered butterknife


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>at weed store owned by old white grandma looking>would amp up my gay qualities because it made the owner laugh and she'd make my>one night old lady goes to the back of the store for some reason, calls her husband>quite, old, hulking, native american man shuffles out>ask for 2 grams of an indica, he puts a hefty 8g nug in my bag, then takes my>Tells me "Thank you for making her laugh." as I leave.


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>buy chemicals for a peaceful suicide>they all arrive
>have everything ready
>suddenly feel happy anymore>the fake smile I put on turns into a real one
>start enjoying life and treating people nice What the fuck is happening?


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>call a cab
>cab shows up, Nigerian driver
>black as midnight
>whygod.jpeg
>at least his accent is kinda cool
>notice he's driving by people waving at the car
>"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?"
>"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black."


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>let out your teat >ilfe is flashing thraugh your eyes >50 years of hardcore porn in 1 milisecond
>nut all over everyone >yourlast words are "shit"


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>be me 16 at the time F >high school>mates and I sneak away every lunch or free period and smoke>420.jpeg
>do this all year
>have retard kid in class, doug
>dunno how but doug manages to follow us one lunch and watches us smoking weed>we see doug, didn't need him blabbing about it
>we must befriend the tard
>call doug over, show him how to light up
>doug gets stoned
>doug loves it, totally chill too
>tard is cool keeping it secret
>one day, doug lights up with us
>"wanna hear why I like smoking anon?"
>"I become a baked potato"
>good on ya dougie, fucking champion.


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>be student >no gf, pretty boring life >when I have nothing to do, I take >listening to music the whole time >repeat until my phone dies or I get hungry


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>notice that I have a strong dislike for most minorities>worry that I may be racist
>decide to test if I really am
>go out for a couple of drinks with a
>he's black
>pretty good guy actually
>turns out I just hate poor people phew good thing I'm not racist


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>be me
>beta suicidal virgin
>go to uni
>pretty miserable and not a lot of friends>get a text from a cousin
>he tells me not to kill myself
>wif.jpg
>"did you also become on of those fags who tell me not to cuz of no reasons?">"no anon i have great plans. We gonna live together, get hella bitchez, play lots of vidya and>mfw it is the best thing i have ever heard in my life
>mfw someone wants me in their life
>mfw it has been a week since that text but iam still happy


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>step mom moving stuff in the house>shelf falls over and traps her arm
>she yells for my help
>”anon, please, help me. I’m >I know exactly where this is going >whip my dick out
>she yells what the fuck
>my dad walks in
>flips out
>they call the cops, I get arrested


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>tell faggot brother he just got pranked>"how?"
>tell him to look in his room
>he spends 10 minutes >there was no prank >mfw that was the prank


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>making out with slut i brought from a nearby bar
>gonna fuck this bitch >look to my condor for approval >he shits on her bag and pecks her outta the room.
>later find out she had harpies from fiend


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>be american >17 people die >American students do a celebratory conga


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>be me end of high school
>be in weed phase
>come to class high af
>red af eyes reeking of weed
>everyone looks at me and teacher
>too high to think of what to say
>"no teacher i drank my dad's cannabis scent parfume and got drunk from alcohol in it">teacher looks at me worried
>i pull out my parfume from my backpack and drink it to prove myself>end up in a hospital
>got suspended for being drunk in class


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>be me in highschool >one day the teacher asks the >most of the class asked him to >teacher picks me and I say >he plays it and the entire class is saying to pick >MFW I'm the only one that enjoys rock and metal >MFW everyone is saying that it's garbage


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>tfw had a general grievous phase when I was younger>would wrap a blanket around my shoulders like a cape while walking around hunched over coughing


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>be today >be Australian >Woke up sick >Call work to let them >contact local GP
>Appointment free and same day because subsidised social healthcare>Paid sick leave because strong labour movement that guarantees working rights>Now nobody at work will catch my cold.
>Food for customers not contaminated by my cold.>Company doesn't lose money because my sick leave is government subsidised>All bills continue to be paid on time, my day is stress-free because I have time to


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>show its called Mr.Robot
>its supposed to be about a depressed guy with social anxiety>has a well paid job
>has a female best friend >has sex with a female drugs dealer in the first chapter>after sex scene they put some scene of him crying and saying muh loneliness and anxiety


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>Be in 7th grade >Have to piss >Teacher does that whole "I don't know, can you?" bullshit
>"May I use the restroom Mr. Anonderson" >Book it to bathroom while holding my peener hole closed
>Urinals are taken >See unlocked stall >Kick the door open like they do in the movies >See kid squatting on the toilet, shitting frog style >See turd retreat back into his asshole like a scared turtle
>Piss myself


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>girl asks for my snap
>we talk for a week, it's very nice
>I set up a date, she agrees and acts interested =, >fast forward to today>show up, wait for forty minutes:
>check phone, she blocked me on


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>Be me >19 years old virgin >Watch milf porn all the time and fap>Make a new friend in class >No father, single sexy mother
>RemenberPorn.jpeg >Plan to fuck her
>Go to his house when he is out
>Start flirting with his mother
>Say I want to have sex with you
>She slaps me


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>masturbating in bedroom
>about to cum
>dad comes running in naked screaming>'and here comes dad from left >he does a running jump >lands asshole first on my dick
>penetration.png
>cum
>mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy


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>get ad on YouTube
>cover screen
>turn off volume
>close eyes
>count down


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>popular only because of porn
>releases hamster character


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>be me, 17 >just got license >home alone, want McD's >Drive in my Mom's minivan >4chan has been daily browsing for me at this point>drive through >"Yeah, uhm, can! get a 10 pc of some chicken tendies?">whatthefuckdidljustsay.exe has been executed>this motherfucker says "sure anon"
>oneofus.jpg >drive to window, embarrassed af
>guy is 20 something, says "you seem chill" and passes me note with his>dm him >now best friends.


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> be me
> 17 when rock band came out
> read about rock band online every day> watch rock band videos every day rock band> brother has a ps3 but it's In his room
> no other consoles in the house
> he agrees to let me use his ps3 in his room if I were to get it for xmas> fast forward xmas eve
> beg mom to let me open one gift early
> it's rock band for 360> I'm so depressed because it means I won't be playing rock band on xmas after all> "I got it for the wrong system? Aww. I'm sorry anon. Here. You can open one more.”


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>20 year old autist >working drive through at mcdonalds >"I'll have 2 chicken sandwiches 1 with no tomato”
>"which one do you not want tomato on?” >some brief silence and a muffled sound >"either one, man” >messed up their change ttoo


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> Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant > I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still


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>ate two slices of pizza
>watched tv >Went to work
>Came home
>Called you a faggot


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>be 10
>waiting in line with mom >'Hold on, I forgot to get something stay in line.”
>Line gets closer to the front
>Mom still not back yet


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>be me
>dating gymnast
>she's been practicing for a competition>she's gotten even more flexible
>"anon, I wanna try a new position
>hellyeah.jpg
>she gets in super strange stretching position
>we start going at it
>it's not that great but I still finish
>"how was it anon"
>weird flex, but ok


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>be american >get fat, get shot, become poor because surgery is>get beheaded by isis >be asian
>suicide because of stress and no gf >be african
>be african >be australian
>get killed by venomous animal and lose


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>1 month until 2020
>no Moon base, no Mars


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>Be me in army
>mandatory in my shitty country
>first time we noob soldiers fire our guns>drill instructor yells "are you ready?"
>i yell back "ai ai captain"
>random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you"
>drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him>i yell again "OOOOO0000"
>random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away)>dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor>we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving>i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week


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>Dad left when I was 12yo >I'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish>If I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish


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>be school in Florida
>worried trans kids will make sports unfair>mandate “genital inspection of minors”


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>be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't>have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by>think "she doesn't speak English so she won't>fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust
>mfw I realize how fucking autistic I am


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>be me >worked in a shitty museum >gave tours to classes all the time >the work was boring >the museum sucked >you pay $20 to walk around and >start on going joke with coworkers >when training new hires for tours we throw in shit >I decide to give George Washington a middle >I gave the new hire his study materials >have him shadow my tours and keep referring to >nobody questions the S. >new hire takes over tours and refers to him with >not a single soul questions him while me and my >went back 8 years later after with my own kid for >went on to tell her how I used to work here when >get to part about George >lady giving tours gets to his part and says >I fucking lost it >all these years have came and gone >and these fucks still call him George S. >ask her what the S. stands for >she says Smith >you don't understand /b/ >I had to leave the museum I was laughing so


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>first time spending the night with new gf ' >wake up to the sound of her crying>She starts profusely apologizing to me>apparently she's a bedwetter
>usually wears diapers to bed and has plastic mattress covers but>starts rambling about how it's cuz her uncle abused her and shit>just try to calm her down and tell her it's ok>she finally calms down >next night she puts on a diaper and puts a cover on the bed>notice her get up at least twice in the night to change diapers


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>boss calls me into office
>"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new


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>be me > locked up for 2 years for driving under the influence of Oxy> going into an all black cell block, 2 other white guys in there are all tore up> fuck that. > look for the biggest black monster I can find.> spot him. 6'5" build like Bautista. > "let's do this" I think. > walk right up there to him, yell, "you! >he stands up, full head taller than me. I stare hi right in the eye. > "I'll suck your dick on the reg, if you keep me safe." > spend 2 years on easy street,safe and sound no one fucks with me. Suck some big black dick. Who cares.


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>Think that everyone fucking >Therapist tells me this is a delusion and that if I don't believe>"I don't hate you, I just wish things had turn out differently"


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>be born >one shot at life >live in sweden >so far so good >parents name you svenjamin and thats where it goes to shit


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>friend sells me some adderall >take pill >feel fucking euphoric, literally nothing can stop me>zero social anxiety, i could tell my whole life story to a random person if>compulsive behaviors almost disappear entirely for the first time in over 2 years>don't feel worried anymore, start realizing that all my problems are just temporary and i can fix them>actually want to live my life, go out and have fun
>don't feel empty anymore, always thinking positive and for the future>drug starts to wear off after a few hours >go back to my normal suicidal self


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>Mother got extremely sick on Christmas>She gets hospitalized
>Doctor tell us she will be here until Ha January 2>Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year’s party at a friend house because I'll be>She tells me she is still going without me
>I think to myself “well I don’t want her to have a shitty New Year so it’s ok”>Later today best bro calls me
>"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will


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>this was considered comically obese in 1990


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>played Red Dead Redemption with autistic 8yo step-sister>all she did was walk around skinning animals and giggling>mfw she killed a prostitute and asked me why she couldn't skin


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>Sitting at the bar >feel someone tap my shoulder >turn around and see a guy standing there with this weird smile on his face>he says "got the time?", but he is almost >I say "sure" and pull out my pocket >As soon as I pull out my pocket watch the guy belts out laughing, along with a large table nearby, full of people>before I can even check the time, the guy walks away to the laughing table and loudly says "I told you it was a>one of the girls at the table says "Who the fuck-" but laughs so hard she cannot speak>I look around and see that there are other people in the place looking at me and some are laughing too>put my pocket watch away and try to go back to my drinks


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>run into weird satanic witchcraft cringe dude on insta>instead of calling him an idiot and getting blocked I try to have fun with it>tell him to use his "powers" to get my >"ok" >asks me to DM him photos of her
>no word for a few days
>kinda just forget about
>2 days ago finally DMs me "done"
>yesterday coworker was acting really really chummy with me>texted me today asking if I'm doing anything on Saturday to go on a date>get scared realizing I've very possibly made an actual deal with satan>whathaveidone


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>be 27
>virgin
>girl I went to uni with a few years ago calls me>"hey anon i'm really sorry to do this but I had a baby and I think>uh bitch that's fucking impossible we never had sex>"what the fuck are you talking about are you serious">start arguing
>get a DNA test just to shut her the fuck up
>it's positive


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>be me
>neighbour has heavily disabled son>outside gym master race
>one day I’m lifting and he’s in the neighbors garden>I'm benching my 1RM
>here a noise
>look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head>now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on>mfw I now lift for him


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>Be me, 25 >gf works w/ the police force, so do i
>we make a list of kinky shit we want to do in our life.>last week at check up get told I have terminal cancer>family and gf devastated >remember list >tell gf we should do the top kinky thing on the list>gf wants to have sex in the sewers
>mfw >whatever, only 3 months to live anyway
>sneak out at night >go to sewers >have sex >lets me cum in her >shit was cash >moral of the story is >fuck the police >coming straight from the underground


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>feel bad for a lonely guy in my class>invite him to a cosplay event
>he shows up dressed as Fred “> Flintstone in blackface


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>instructions say cook from frozen
>caok from chilled instead >cashier tells me to have a nice day
>tell her I will >don't


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>My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a>Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister>So she calls me a pervert >There is no justice in the world...


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>be me
>Mexican
>depressed and suicidal, but don’t want my death to look like a suicide>realize that elections are
>enter the race on a strong anti- crime platform, and say that I will pass laws to>a few days later, a nice cartel man knocks on my door and shoots me in the head


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>grow green
>turn brown >refuse to elaborate further
>leaves


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>be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all >work is fucking boring as fuck >get new puppy >have idea >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break >Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home >Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy


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>be 12
>want to order pay per view pom >use dads credit card >record it on vhs so id have it forever >wait for bill to come in mail >get on microsoft paint and remove the pom >put in titanic >put bill back in the mail >dad yells at me for renting titanic without permission, but nothing worse


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>Be Me
>American
>Internet’s down ess > Bored>Go Outside most gun owners are>Go back inside
>Get stabbed by wife


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>going to school >realise i forgot my bag
>conclude the only explenation is that im in a dream>go into school bathroom and rape a girl


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>be me >24yo femanon
>meet guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf jpeg
>have nice date in restaurant>go back to his place >"do you do anal, anon?”
>surewhynot.jpeg >actually hate anal but whatever >it's uncomfortable and painful but mercifully short>after he comes i start talking about a second date>"no offence anon but i could never date a girl that would let a guy do that">mfw


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>be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US { >pretty sweet gig honestly>call her a baka and tell her to get out
>"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A>mfw


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>be me
>be black
>be at super bowl party last night
>telling someone a story about a story from work about some crazy>I say “what word? Nigger?”
>she then says “you're making everyone here really uncomfortable by using that word”>I tell her I’m the only black person here and I’m telling a story>she say “IDC I don't like when people use that word around me”>her three beta orbiters then walk over


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>be me
>giraffe
>eating leaves
>watch the cheetahs race
>go in for another bite of leaves down covered in leaves>monkey who was on the tree saw me
>he says “this nigga eatin leaves”
>my whole herd laughs at me
>mfw


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>total Chad >girls always checking me out>have a date pretty much every day>constantly getting new ink
>only stay with a girl for a year at most before moving on>be a calendar >pic unrelated


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>recently single after very long  ‘ 5 >only ever had sex with her>match with cute girl on Tinder >go over to apartment and go for a >we watch a movie and flirt a little but >she turns off the lights and randomly says “time for >we start to make out >get naked >she’s a literal 10/10 perfect body >I am fingering her and eating her out >go to get condom and boner goes down >oh fuck >won't get hard >so nervous and uncomfortable my little buddy refuses >just finger her and play with her nipples >think she came but who knows >we lay together and she can tell im bothered >asks me what's the matter and explains that she >kisses me and we hold eachother tight >tells me about her ex >total fucking scumbag >tell her I've been having a rough time since my >she says “I could get used to this” >talk until around 2AM >cuddle all night but I can’t really sleep >by morning I’m completely in love >go to take train home and kiss her goodbye >she unmatches me an hour later


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>become most powerful man on earth
>do absolutely nothing >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded>Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls>Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs>1800 years later >Faggot 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb shit.


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>Be fit, tall, rich and famous Lill >Be married>Wife cheats multiple times
>Wife publicly says that fit, tall, rich and famous husband can't fuck>Someone makes a joke about wife's lack
>Husband laughs, but then punchs dude who made the joke because wife didn't like it>Husband acts like a huge white knight cuck with cheating bitch wife>He could just dump her ass and get any woman he wants, he's not exactly a NEET neckbeard


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>20 minutes ago
>mum asks me if i have a bf>politely tell her no
>she spends 10 minutes need a man>get annoyed
>suddenly asks if I'm lesbian
>tell her "no"
>9 more minutes go by with the continued explanation of needing a man>if this were an anime I'd have steam shooting out my ears>can't take it anymore
>blurt out I'm not a middle aged divorced woman who needs someone to feel>she stares at me blankly
>she starts to cry


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>Wanna say "Let's go" and "okay">Said "Let's gay" >Got weird looks


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>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Belle Delphine on your bed


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>trusted local man kidnaps his son
>takes boy to motel and rapes him
>the rapist gets caught by the cops
>father goes to the local bars and find out when the rapist will be brought>local guy who worked for media lets >arrives at the airport and waits for cops to arrive with rapist>live TV crews also at the scene
>cops and rapist walking through airport
>pulls out a pistol and shoots his son's rapist straight through the head, killing him with a single shot>father literally assassinates his son's rapist on live television (pic related)>gets arrested
>local community unanimously decides he's not guilty of any crime and is a hero>goes to court
>judge doesn't convict him, only gets 300 hours community service>carries on and lives his life as normal, and is forever regarded as a hero


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>be lonely homeschooler in high school>watch anime to pretend i have frens>finish school, get warehouse job >we start playing dungeons and >dont really like the game just fun to hang out with people>first time playing since before christmas
>forgot everything except my dice tray and spell cards>fuckssake.jpeg >one guy gives me a Set of dice to use and keep
>dm copied some of my character stats
>another guy gives me a new sheet to write them on>they all help me guesstimate hit points and inventory etc>mfw "we need our cleric!" >mfw finally have frens


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>Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for shits 'n giggles>Forgot I had it installed
>Deathclaw fucking assrapes me
>It has custom sound >mfw


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>hanging out with group of people I don't know very well>one of them asks about my scars >try to change the subject, but she persists >starts making obviously wrong guesses >did I fall off a bike, is it a sports injury, is it from rock climbing, etc>eventually snap and say I did them to myself >she says "You mean you blame yourself, because if you were better at riding a bike you wouldn't have fallen>"No, I mean I literally cut them into my arm with a knife">she pauses and gives me a disgusted look >"Yeah, obviously. I was trying to give you an easy out to save your dignity"


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>fap all around my neighborhood, in bushes,>get noticed several times
>"Police are looking for a man aged 20-30, muscular>"muscular build" >tfw finally made it


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>be 10
>watching Scooby Door
>tfw Velma's sexy the blanket>feelssogood.png
>feel a volcano erupting in my loins
>shout SCOOBY DOOBY DOO as I cum
>Start doing it on the reg
>SCOOBY DOOBY DOO every time I cum
>Mom thinks I really like Scooby Doo
>Mom buys me all seasons of Scooby Doo for Christmas


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>be me
>depressed because dad is cheating on mom>mom mad all the time
>friends feel distant >find zero >he makes me laugh and is really good >he makes me happy >thanks zero


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>be me >trying to set PR around some 5-ish k lap around where I live >running like a madman >but I might have overdone the pace >last uphill section coming up >cannot keep up, knees weak, arms spaghetty >halfway up the hill is a mother with her toddler coming down >decide that once I'm past them, I'll stop and walk the rest of the way up
>don't wanna show signs of weak legs to complete strangers. As one does.
>as I'm trying to jellyleg my way up past them, toddler notices me >"Go, go, go!" The lil’ fella shouts at me >engage overdrive >increase tempo and blast up the rest of the hill >my legs substained by the cheers of toddler >complete the run home to make it PR


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>be you >pathetic redditfag >can't make original memes
>steal greentexts from 4chan fuck you


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>be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive>get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it


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>Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath.>Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she’s always running out.>Get a nanny cam that’s hidden in a lamp. Get video of her fucking around.>Find out everything I can about the guy she’s fucking.
>lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold >Rework it so it’s not retarded, impersonate him, >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy bullshit ghosts my wife.>Meanwhile I start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my>It’s time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them fucking. Next


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>Depressed teen >Tell parents >They somehow think fuckin 13 reasons why is the source of my>Fuckin lul >They just shout at me, disregarding my opinions, as per>wat do


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>be me
>play rust
>meet a deaf guy 4 >tells me he gets bullied in school>we share loot and play together
>one day he kills me calls me faggot and tells me he isnt deaf and im a pussy for getting bullied>mfw my only friend lied to me and stole everything


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>be me
>apply for light bulb assembly line job
>no college
>just two fast food jobs on resume
>get to interview
>job is actually to run the whole lightbulb >only the HR person at interview, other >HR person is showing me around
>obviously has no idea how anything works
>I just starting making up names for machines and processes>a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening>interview ends, told I'm a top candidate
>when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job


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>be me >work at McDonalds
>overworked
>underpaid >not sure what's happening but the manager says we have a new sauce.>No big deal, we do specials all the time
>manager looks worried
>imchillman.jpeg
>look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids>It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically.>all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer.>he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin.>"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!">the ogre looks back to the crowd
>"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond
>"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"


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>be me
>retard
>never done drugs once in my life>friends and family all think
>boss also thinks I show up high to work>nobody believes me when I tell them I'm just fucking stupid>mfw


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>mexican joins the server
>turns on his mic
>hear his mother yelling
>baby crying
>vacuum cleaner
>"CAAAAASSSSOOOO CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOOOOOO">police sirens
>dog barking


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>Past four years been "saving" all my vacation days>Plan was to eventually have enough vacation days that I could


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>be 1 month neet after my job of a year>my only skill is videogames
>think cooking is for girls
>discover gordon ramsay >he's angry, but wise and understandable>start watching hall his videos >just made a pumpkin soup after his recipe and my whole family likes it and says good job>get happy that I finally did something on my own and that my family isn't angry or disappointing


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>go for a walk >walk into a store >get a carton of milk >go outside and open milk >walk around while drinking it >enjoying life >few people start laughing >keep drinking milk


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>be me
>finishing last year of med school
>hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life>super intense studies never really 445kBJpG Nad time for social life or grills>last day of class >all the disciplines gathers for final summit >meet random Indian girl >pretty hot for a street shitter >smalitalk.mp3 >she invites me to end of the year party at friends >fuck it why not >arrive at party >full of chad and becky medfags so party is boring >think about leaving >finally spot the poopy qt >she’s actually really interesting >end up talking about vidyas and music all night >eventually tells me her parents still live in some >parents gave everything to get her to school >sadviolin.wav >fast forward a month >finally graduated >grill and I have getting more serious >we are both looking for a residency at any hospital >entire process is exhausting >India qt tells me she is going home to visit her >asks me to go with her >never been abroad and need a break from job >decide to go with >Airindia.gif >inside of the plane smells like a curry dumpster
>finally make it to New Delhi >parents live an hour car ride outside of the city
>landscape getting increasingly shitty >see people literally shitting in the streets >wild dogs everywhere >get to parents house >mudhut with no windows >qt keeps apologizing for the slum horror
>introduce myself to the parents >typical India npc’s but super nice >mom starts cooking dinner >dad constantly swearing and chasing off dogs that try to come in the house while mom cooks>tells me the dogs are huge problem >tells me locals round up and kill the female dogs to stop them from breeding>grossed tf out but shrug it off >mom announces dinner is ready >never had authentic Indian food so I’m fucking stoked>mfw the mom brings out an actual lasagna
>mom sees I’m stunned and confused >”oh, anon, my daughter told me you're Italian”
>i'm sicilian but ok >don’t want to be rude >to my shock the lasagna is actually incredible
>mom explains how difficult it was to find the ingredients>I ask what kind of meat she used >’oh it’s from last nights dog slaughter”
>excusemewhatthefuck.jpeg >mfw I’m eating street dog >mfw I’m eating dog lasagna >mfw I realize I’m literally eating bitch lasagna
>bitch lasagna >T-series ain't nothin but a bitch lasagna


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>be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date >she says yes >fast forward 7 years were still together>I propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes>about 5 months pass and it’s our wedding day>do out vowels and everything
>"You may now kiss the bride”
>leans in to kiss her >she suddenly turns into dust
>wtf.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well


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>walks out of bathroom after shower body.>tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off
>she nods and fastens it before walking away
>i go shower and forget about it
>because im not some sick degenerate like you fucks.


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>feel bad for a lonely guy in my class>invite him to a cosplay event
>he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface>he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!"


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>Asked mom that I wanted to fuck a girl
>She said, you can fuck me, but only in the ass.>Start fucking mom. >Decide to rub her clit >Find a dick >Turns out it was a prank by my dad.


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>be me
>sea turtle
>chilling in the reef with my wife
>have to move from reef to reef for munchies>chilling in the seagrass, munchin >spot massive fucking jellyfish
>holyshit.jpg
>swim towards it as fast as i can
>finally reach the jellyfish
>take a bite
>wtf
>its plastic
>die from intestinal bloackage


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>be me in the 4th grade
>summer, cleaning the school yard
>there's big nut-tree in the yard
>classmates throw nuts in each other and have fun>one girl throws dirty nut in me and my white t-shirt is ruined>autism kicks in >imagine myself as Snake from mgs on the mission>sneak past the teacher who was looking after us
>get a shovel without permission >dig out a big chunk of mud >yell out girl's name >she turns towards me >throw it at her >hit her face >she starts screaming and crying >everyone is looking at me >autism kicks in 2.0 >remember what dad often says when he argues with mother>say "this is what you get for fucking with me, stupid hag"


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>roommate asks me to drive him to I his dealer } >sure, I have nothing going on I >get in, start the car, put on>ask him to put it on
>"Why? Aren't you a good driver?"
>tell him it's my car and I want him to have his seatbelt on>"lol fuck you man just drive"
>okay
>get on the road, accelerate to 40mph
>slam on the brakes
>roommate flies out of his seat, his face hits the windshield>oh shit, sorry bro. Maybe you should put your fucking seatbelt on>he does
>I turn the car around and drive us back home


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>Beme
> Years ago. Still in womb.
> Hear dad whispering nice poems.> Gonnabeagoodlife.mp3
> Hear dad leave for work.
> Black hose starts knocking against my head.> Hear dad come back and cry.
> Hear mom beg for forgiveness.
> Says he's staying for me.
> mfw I realize this wonderful man is going to get stuck with this thot because of me.> Cant let that happen.
> Decide to poison her toth bloodstream
> Gonnatakeyoudownwithme.divx
> Hear dad in hospital say goodbye to me and mom.> Hear moms heart beat stop before mine does. Goodbye dad. You deserve a better life.


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>gid friendzoned me >I stopped being her friend >no longer in the friendzone because we're not friends


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>fuck hooker >having sex doesn't immediately solve all my problems>he fell for it Got another one, boys


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> be middle school loner with no friends> close to summer holidays
> all students were told to read the book> because school is inviting the obscure author of the book> he was the guest speaker during assembly
> principal asks the school about what we thought of his book and questions about it> quiet, awkward silence
> people were muttering nobody read it
> felt bad for the author
> told the author I enjoyed it and answered the questions> one question after another, only I answered
> author was happy that I knew about the details
> school staff felt less embarassed
> after assembly classmates started to make fun of me> called kiss ass and book worm etc.
> got the nickname ass-worm for the rest of the middle school


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>be me, 26 ma few years ago >little sister calls me to ask if I can buy Girl Scout cookies>buy two boxes of thin mints
>idea.png >tell little sister I'll make her tons of money>tell her to let me handle everything
>turn on my computer >I'm a fucking genius >start selling “mystery boxes” through the dark web>there’s an estimate shipment date of 2-3 weeks for the cookies to arrive>I sell a mystery box for $200 a pop
>End up selling about 60-70 mystery boxes in three days>tell my sister >she is super happy >feelsgoodman >sister sold the most and got some award>mfw I operated an underground cookie ring>mfw I got contacted by the local police for shipping all those boxes of


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>boss called a big meeting
>starts yelling at everyone
>don't care so let my mind wander
>suddenly remembered ane something funny>can't control my laugh and start choking up>bury my face in my hands because I don't want everyone to know I'm laughing>suddenly everything goes quite and coworkers start yelling at the boss for "making me cry">boss ended up getting written up for berating me>suddenly coworkers are way more social with me


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>be king >my people invent something and present it to me>it's a "camera" >it takes "pictures" out of a tube>a tube >takes square pictures >wtf >hang country for witchcraft


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>be me, cat >sleeping from long day of being a cat
>feel something cold on my head  ae >wake up = i = >owner standing there laughing like a>look up >can of coke on my had >tfw i like pepsi more >mfw no pepsi


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>went to the store without a mask >cashier says i need one >"I have a medical condition" >cashier says 'I don't believe you, what is it?
>'i have covid-19, so it's hard to breathe’
>cashier says ‘oh ok then' >mfw


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>walks out of bathroom after shower body.>tell her to fasten her towel before it falls off
>she nods and fastens it before walking away
>i go shower and forget about it
>because im not some sick degenerate like you fucks.


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>girl I know is nursing student
>solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test for testicular cancer and can>tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself


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>wake up
>feelin kinda depressed
>google highest point in my county  i >mt. whatever>drive 45mins to some trailhead >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho
>get back to my car as it's getting dark
>chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day>m,mmm sippy sipp
>drive home feeling somewhat less depressed


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>Read 314 pages of terms and conditions>Clicked ‘disagree’


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>uncle was dying of cancer >on hospital bed >doctors said he had 1 day left to live >sad, go to my room and lock the door >radomly decide to do a blood sacrifice >drew a pentagram on a piece of paper and then cut my palm with a knife and soaked the paper>prayed that my uncle gets better in exchange for my life
>next day uncle makes a miraculous recovery


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>have somewhat stable social circle in uni>get along with this one grill
>she gives me a book for >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book
>quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend I'm reading it>she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it”>insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates>we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc>mfw book is pretty boring


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>be me
>have a pretty shitty, boring day
>feels sucky
>go home
>look at rock and mineral collection


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>be 14
>have a best friend
>plays vidya, talk girls, a genuinely good friend.>about a month ago his mom passed away>a week before his birthday his dad reached out to me>confusion.jpeg
>"hey anon, it's friendanon’s dad, I know you too are pretty close and next week is his birthday, figured we>I agree
>"that's great, as you know ever since friendanon's mom passed away he's been pretty bummed out so I>wtfwhybutok.png
>agree to help him out because friendanon is my best friend.>mfw his dad asked me to bring a can of tomato sauce
>whatthefuck.exe
>fast forward to his birthday party
>we just hanging out, some friends and family there just talking and congratulating friendanon, pretty cool>friendanon's dad clears his throat
>"ehm so as you all know it's friendanon's birthday today, so for some time I've been thinking what would>friendanon's dad takes out a plate with pasta and red sauce, puts it on the table and puts on a gentle smile.>friendanon tastes it and begins to cry
>turns out it was his mother's special recipe.
>anon gets so excited and emotional he throws up
>he's all shaking
>his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti


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>be me, family over for Christmas Eve>grandpa comes over too, he's sort of a nerd and loves older comic>start watching Attack on Titan and hear a knock at the door>"hey anon, whatcha up to?", it's my grandpa
>decide he's nerd enough that he would get anime
>start showing him attack on titan and explaining lore and showing off figures i have>he looks super interested and smiles a lot and eventually leaves>mfw later overhear him asking my mom if i have any learning disabilities


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>be me, 8 at the time
>playing in front lawn
>dude comes up with a van
>dressed in trenchcoat and wearing dark glasses>not knowing better say, "sure!"
>he takes my hand and leads me to his van
>driving around for a little bit
>stops
>gets out
>back of van opens, a dog leaps inside
>oh boy!’
>"okay, thanks for the help, want to go home now?"
>"yeah!"
>takes me home
>telling parents about my adventure
>dad rapes me


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>Be me >Best friend decides to become a >Is the only person there for her >tfwyou'renotequippedforthisshit.jpg >She tries to kill herself and ends up in the psych >Is her emergency contact and pretty much her >Begs the nurse at the hospital to keep her in >They don't listen and let her out so you spend >The emotional toll from her behaviour pretty >Fast forward a few weeks and she has an >Acknowledges that you're a wreck rn >"Sorry if I distance myself from you anon, you're


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>Show up in film industry when nobody was asking for you>Become highest grossing film of all time
>Promise a million sequels and deliver zero
>Leave >Show up a decade later just to cuck Marvel out of getting highest grossing movie>Leave again >Nobody remembers a single line of dialogue


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>yesterday decide to fuck my first >while she's riding me she ask if i >tell her i went from 145kg to 80kg >she look amazed and tell me that i'll look so good when i'll hit the gym cause i have a beautiful face>proceed to ride me harder


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>at the zoo
>decide to take guided tour since one is about to start>lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins>everyone stares at him
>lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo>guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys>about an hour later
>tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees
>he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps


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> On the train to London > Really need to fart > Starting to hurt a bit > Starting to hurt a lot > Train shakes a little, want get up to go to the bathroom before I fucking burst> Don't get the chance, my sphincter can no longer take the strain
> Manage to discreetly edge my buttcheeks apart, comes out slowly but silently> Pass gas for a Solid 60 seconds >Ohno > Oh god the fucking smell > People are looking at each other > It's really fucking bad. > enemyspotted.jpeg > A foreign smell impacts my nostrils > The dude opposite me is staring me right in the eyes > He fucking knows, and ripped one of his own > It's fucking on > Spread the cheeks a little wider, much as I dare > Push > Clearly and loudly shit myself staring into the eyes of a complete stranger.


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>be young >have a brother 1 year older
>mother gets daily visitors
>each time she gets a visitor she locks us in a room>looks away and says :"lookout for your retarded brother>each one of us thinks the other is retarded>mother dies


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>I wanted to turn my life around after peaking my weight at 180kg>went to the local gym paid for the special weight lose program>around 520$ per month for 3- >got told to go to the aerobics class >went there and a trainer came in and started telling us what to do as warm ups>walking, stretching and such >being a fat fuck I couldn’t even last 3min before sitting a side fighting for air>they start knee raising >gymbro was watching from the side >he came to me and asked when did I join >told him that i just did >told me to pick my things up and follow him
>told me that i wouldn’t last and would drop out soon or injure myself trying>told me that I should start by just walking outside, no need for a gym now be any activity would give>went down to the manger’s office and took my card>he went in for a while and came back with cash
>signed some papers >went outside the gym and gave me his phone number>told me to lose as much weight i can by walking and doing basic workouts>and whenever i feel that i can join back he'll give me a discount>deal


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>be me >half-chad/half-autist hybrid >16, just got my license >have this qt3.14 in class >wanted to fuck her since I >idmotorboatthatass.gif >idsucktheairoutofherballoonknot.raw >"anon, will you take me to get ice cream?" >you betcha >take her out >drop her home after >she comments on my facebook that night: >"thanks for the icecream anon, maybe next time I'll take you for a ride">"I didn't know you had your license" >"anon ur so funny. but if we keep getting ice cream we'll have to do some sort of physical work>"nahh, I don't really put on weight" >no more icecream after that >mfw I get the 10yr facebook memory of the comment exchange>mfw i realize I'm more than a half-autist hybrid


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>get job >virus hits >lose job >get job fighting virus
>virus Cured


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>be burn victim
>Disney sells me as a toaster


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>at the zoo
>decide to take guided tour since one is about to start>lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins>everyone stares at him
>lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo>guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys>about an hour later
>tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees
>he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps


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>be me >have one shot at life
>born gay in iran mfw


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>be me
>fap to porn daily
>damn I wish girls were real


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>Be 6 at the time
>Spent most of my childhood being abused and neglected by evil mom>I was hungry and the loud party music upset me
>I cried all night while she fucked random teens and smoked weed>Her asshole boyfriend burned me with a cigar when I wouldn't stop crying>Mom got angry at my crying again so she threw me out in the streets>I was literally a toddler wandering the streets of West Belfast at night>Can't exactly remember what happened but the Police found me>A year later I was adopted by my two gay dads
>Best parents ever
>Never harmed me in any way
>treated me like a king
>Provided me the best quality of life
>Always supported me
>They never treated me differently for being heterosexual


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>superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass
>take their wallets >repeat


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>be me
>have gf, life is good
>gf oftentimes complains about makeup being difficult to put on, taking too long etc>be good bf and act sympathetic 53) >think to myself makeup cant be harder>ffw to today
>gf is gone for uni
>finish painting my primaris eliminator squad
>whatnow.jpg
>remember gf bitching about makeup
>decide to put her makeup on myself
>its easy af
>first the primer ("foundation" in makeup speak)
>put on eyeshadow, colours are easy af to combine and blend>put on mascara
>have a raging erection the whole time


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>be me >surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god


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>have a workmate called Amir
>also huge gamer
>obviously we befriend eachother within 1 week>basicly best friends
>we decide to prank our non gamer colleagues
>Act and speak like NPCs from different Games when we meet>literally word by word random Oblivion chatter
>literally asked him if he went to the sky district often>last week
>working normally
>Amir is like 3 desks near me
>suddenly a huge bang is heard
>probably just a plane
>Amir: "By the gods, is that the voice?!"
>Me: "Dragonborn"
>we both break out laughing
>had to explain to 3 HR ladies what we are doing
>1 is laughing her tits of, the other 2 get angry and tell us to grow up


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>Modern man exists for 200.000 years>99% of that is humans being cavemen>Then suddenly we go from being cavemen to exploring the solar


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>one asian character in the entire franchise
>name is Ching Chong


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>be me
>17
>male
>broke af
>think of ways to make easy
>remember hearing about girls selling feet pics on OnlyFans>look at my feet
>notice how feminine they look idea.jpg>turn 18
>download OnlyFans on my phone
>setup billing information and shit
>shave off all hair on my feet and lower legs
>take pictures of feet
>horny retards start paying monthly subscriptions for my feet>starts off slow but eventually start making decent money>doesn’t matter, now financially stable


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>be me >at work >work next to a place with a lot of mexicans, most don't>have to fart >qt 3.14 latina chick walking by>think "she doesn't speak English so she wont>fart VERY LOUD >she looks at me in disgust
>mfw I realize how fucking autistic I am


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>Be me, 31, software programmer , fora tech company in a city>Everyday get 45min break for >The best places to eat are next to >Next to bench area is this bucket drummer
>He's REALLY good.
>Been going there to eat my lunch every mon-fri for the past year or so>Always give him a dollar. Least I could do. Pretty cheap for 30min of entertainment.>Went to my work today to grab my laptop
>Got lunch in same spot as always, notice he isn't out there>Shrug it off, he probably isn't out here on Sundays.>Very sad woman comes and places flowers on where he normally performs>My heart skips a beat, I felt my stomach drop
> "Who are those for?"
> She proceeds to tell me that the drummer was killed by a driver that was texting while he was>Told me his name was Devin
>Never spoken a word to Devin, but everyday when I give him a dollar he'd smile and wave at>Even though I don't know Devin, or even his name until now, I'm devastated right now.>My life in the corporate cage sucked, Devin was my way of escaping into music.>Worst part was I never got to tell him how much better his music would make my shitty days.>RIP Devin, thank you for your beautiful music.


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> be me 13 years old > grew up in a fucked up home with manipulative and abusive parents> older brother quits his study in the midst of getting a PhD to get me and my little> living with him >haven't been happier in my life > practically saved our life > he forces me to keep my attention at school to accomplish something in my life, something he sacrificed> 2 years go by > he got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer > he never lost hope and always walked around with a smile> dies > 14 years of school and many degrees later > mfw I'm a certified orthopedic surgeon and I'd probably have killed myself if he wasn't there for us>i will never forget you bro


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>Dad left when I was 12yo >I'm now 36yo >Calls me every 3 months or so to ask if I want fish>If I say yes he drops by and gives me a frozen fish


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>go into work
>coworker says ‘hey anon, seems like last year since i see-'


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>pirate game
>company loses $60
>delete game
>company receives back $60
>pirate game 1 million times
>company loses $60M and
>buy company for a few dollars and become CEO>delete all the pirated copies
>$60M deposited in my account
>suddenly CEO of my own game company with millions to make my dream game


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>live in cheap-ass apartment with thin as fuck walls
>don't mind, I am a mild-mannered and quiet man and don't even play music
>unfortunately neighbours’ bed is right next to the wall, and they fuck like 6-8 times per week>too awkward to complain >get better idea >dig out my stereo that I never use, and be prepared
>select the best possible song
>wait >hear neighbours start to fuck again ILIKE TO MOVE-T MOVEXT, I LIKE TO MOVE-F-MOVE IT>they stop >I stop >we wait >they start again >they stop >this repeats >start doing this every time, always have the song prepared and stereo charged
>this goes on for weeks >they'te silent for a whole three weeks
>I hear them start again >they stop immediately and dont start again >they haven't fucked for 3 months now


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>be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a>find that memory really fucking >burst out laughing >teacher gets pissed >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like I'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now>remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time>begin laughing again >get detention


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>finally tell mom im a superhero
>bitch doesnt believe me
>shoot my web on her
>grounded >mfw


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>be me >japanese >living with a white family in the US A >pretty sweet gig honestly>call her a baka and tell her to get out
>"FOR THE LAST TIME ANON YOU'RE NOT JAPANESE YOU'RE JUST A>mfw


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>beme > actually have a really good life, get girls, etc> get sad every once in a while > go on 4chan and thank God I'm not like any of you degenerates> thx guys


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>Be me  rs) >Flat Earther ("] >Friend works at NASA y >Gives me a ticket to go to outer>He said it'll change my views
>Don'tbelievehim.png >Go to outer space >See that the Earth is round >wtfman.jpg >This can't be real >Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes


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>spiderbro is on wall >spiderbro knew >sadface jpg


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>getting a divorce i ca) a) >wife had been cheating on me for a while, planned it out for>basically am fucked, she covered all her legal ground, even though she ears more I'll probably have to pay alimony, she'll>my boy is the most gentle soul ever, so creative and funny
>likes fortnite though, but I still love him very much, sometimes I just sit on the sofa next to him eating Cheetos and tease him for>the daughter is a bit weird, distant, hostile but we have our bond we watch shows together GOT, Suits, blindspot, the 100, etc.>1 wish we did more together but I respect her space
>Never realized how much I'd miss these little moments with them until they were about to vanish
>hearing comes
>judge asks who they want to stay with, doesn't really matter either way, their wishes aren't binding, it's pretty certain the judge is gonna give it to wife, but I'm still pretty happy to hear daughter say she>until she shows the bruises and scars
>says my wife had been abusing her
>I'm shocked, my wife could be a cheater but she wasn't an abuser
>I get suspicious when she shows cigarette burns on her arm (wife doesn't smoke)
>she even shows a medical report claiming she suffered “forced anal and genital insertions”
>get full custody, child support and wife's gonna end up in a sex offender list
>I ask daughter why she never told me any of this
>admits it’s all bullshit, she found out about the affair a while ago and started hurting herself, got a friend to help with the genital stuff>'she ruined our family so I ruined her life” So apparently I'm raising a complete psychopath. Welp, al least my ex got screwed over.


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>play chess with someone online
>load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master>I simulate their move on my >copy what the Master difficulty bot does
>repeat >ez victory


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>in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >"just a little bit of trolling" >mfw


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>HOLY MOLY HAVE YOU SEEN THE SUPPOSED NEW LEADER - >OMG YASSSSSS dictator queen


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>be on road trip >in texas >decide to stop at a steakhouse in east texas bumfuck nowhere>they have a salad bar
>pasta salad
>marshmallow salad >potato salad >macaroni salad >fruit salad with whipped cream >there's no vegetables at the salad bar


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>be 8
> sleep at grandmas
>can never sleep because she puts plastic on the bed>never piss myself
>goes on for years
> trouble in family never see her
>13 years later
> out of town for work stay at her place
> go out with co workers and drink all night
>come back to grandmas
>no plastic fuckyea.jpg
> sleep amazing
> wake up covered in piss because I drank too much


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>be me
>19 yo 6/10
>Go out to movie with bestie of 3 years>9/10 >Dinner and movie >Get ice cream afterwards
>Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month>She loves it and we go for a walk
>Pull out 5GUM:TRUTH OR DARE PACK
>Her wrapper says take a selfie with eyes closed
>She does
>I read mine It says to ask the most beautiful person in the room>We laugh it off but u remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side>Look at the mirrored base Oh look I found her!>Showed her the mirrored base of the flower
>We smile and kiss for the first time ever
>She reads the other part of the wrapper
>"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next to you?">"This one right now"
>mfw how it feels to chew 5gum


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>Be me
>Colorblind
>Decide to make greentext >How did I do guys


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>be me
>surgeon >35 hour operation >do it perfectly with no mistakes everyone thanks god


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>Be freshman in college >first time smoking weed >already trashed on whiskey >twist hard >post up outside and pretend to be security
>brothers let me and eventually leave >asking people for IDs for about an hour >whole time drinking hard liquor >2 cops come up the stairs and ask to come in >ask them for IDs >"We are the fucking cops, we are going to come in.”
>I say "riddle me this...” then proceed to puke on one of them.
>They stagger back in shock >Ohfuck > run my drunk ass back to my dorm >Shave my head and beard >see cops every day patrolling the campus. >never recognize me


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>I will forgive $50k in student loans >no wait, I'll forgive $10k in student loans >okay maybe not that, but i'll extend the loan pause Trump implemented>okay its been long enough, go back to paying off your debt, buckos


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> how fucking cool is that for someone her age


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>go in for job interview >Only motherfucker in there with ironed >Everyone else showed up to the interview >I'm the only person that brought a copy


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>college student
>Comes home for summer 6~I >Cleans old high school room so it>finds old flash drive from when I was in middle school>Plugs it in
>Finds shit ton of pictures of a little boy naked and posing>Wtf
>Realizes the kid in pictures are younger me
>Finds word document
>“Hello anon, glad to see you again. Take these pictures and sell them online to make bank. It's not>Destroy flash drive >Crinae so fucking hard


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>English class assignment is to change up a popular saying>Teacher randomly assigns phrases >I get “he could sell snow to an Eskimo.”
>Easy >Stand in front of the class and say my >I say “he could sell Zyklon B to a Jew.” >Solid 30 seconds of silence, then chaos >I'm waiting for my parents to meet with the principal
>His name is Mr. Rosenblatt >It’s looking bad fellow Anons


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>Live in Brazil >there are no schools
>there are no movie theaters
>there are no malls >still get shot


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>write song about "Imagine all the >beat his wife, ignore his fucking >writes songs about "I Am The Walrus" >he's not a walrus, he's actually a human


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>Leave a steam review on a small game bashing it with negative rating>Dev replies


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>be me >meet qt3.14 in uni >ask her out on date >she says yes >fast forward 7 years were still together>I propose to her on our anniversary and she says yes>about 5 months pass and it’s our wedding day>do out vowels and everything
>"You may now kiss the bride”
>leans in to kiss her >she suddenly turns into dust
>wtf.jpg >most of the people in the church turn to dust as well


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>Seen IKEA difficult assembly memes
>Order several pieces of furniture over three weeks.>No missing pieces >No confusing assembly, no troubles assembling what so ever.


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>be me an hour ago >Working minimum wage >GF wants pizza >Have a $5 and some quarters
>Go to local pizza shop >Order
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>Go to pay >Start pulling out quarters >Last few are stuck wrapped up in my pocket
>Struggling >Sweating.jpg >Owner walks over >"Just give him the pizza he needs it" >Tell him I can give him the money >"No no bless your soul you can keep it"
>Leave with pizza >Mfw he thought I was homeless


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>world's destiny is in the hands of F ie drug addicts, alcoholics, gamblers,


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>Beme
>14 >Don't share online stuff with parents, as usual for teens
>One day, mom walks into room >Asks to see through my laptop and phone >Tell her no
>She says she will ground me and take away EVERYTHING i have
>Ask her if she would like if I looked through her PC and phone >"T have nothing to hi
>I'm forced to say yes >Finds my Reddit, Insta and Snap alongside my hentai stash >Oh shit >Takes away my phone and laptop and makes me delete all my accs
>Well fuck >Beme
>15 now, still feels violated of privacy since >Asks mom for her phone to watch YouTube >Agrees: >Watch YT for a while, gets bored >Goes through her texts >Finds out she has been cheating on my dad with her co-worker
>Tell Dad, show him the proof >Dad confronts mom, she tells the truth >Dad files for divorce and wins custody of me and litle sis >Visiting mom, she’s living with a friend
>Confess to her that I was the one who told dad >She is shocked and asks why >"You said you had nothing to hide so I checked to make sure”
>She remembers when she took my laptop and phone, etc
>Starts bawling and says I ruined her life, etc
>loldontcare.mp3 >Dad comes to pick me and sis up >Mom screams "I never ever want to see you again” >K >Drive away


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>She gets hospitalized  f >Doctor tell us she will be here until>Tell my girlfriend I have to cancel our plans for new year’s party at a friend house because I'll be>She tells me she is still going without me
>I think to myself “well I don't want her to have a shitty New Year so it's ok”>Later today best bro calls me
>"hey buddy, I heard that you are staying at the hospital for new year, I canceled my plans and will


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>make post criticizing google
>next captcha shows street near my house


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>be me, 19
>dad got a new job, brings up his old work bench from>he shows me magnets on the side of the bench of me and my little bro from 10>cringe but laugh at how I used to look, scrawny fuck with buck teeth bc it was>notice he had baseball shaped silly bandz in his bench drawers>sit there and smile as I realize my dad really has cared for my lil bro and I all>feel sad because when we were that little my parents were going through a rough>replace the sadness with happiness once more, the pasts in the past. I love my dad.


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>be me
>high school
>notice I haven't said a word in the first week>idea.docx
>what if I pledge a vow of silence
>actually commit >ffw a year >selective mutism >crippling social anxiety >art teacher thought I had autism


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>I just lost an argument in my head against a person that doesn't even exist>l even stuttered


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>Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose>didn't see them for about 3 years
>started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin


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>be Russian
>turn 18
>get conscripted into the Army
>show up to your unit
>get relentlessly bullied by every minority group>get sent into a warzone with zero training>drive into combat in an unarmored Ural truck
>get shot in the face by a Ukrainian partisan after making it a km past the border>unit needs to take Kiev tomorrow, so no time to recover casualties>your body gets tossed to the side of the road
>your body starts to rot and become a health hazard. local villagers bury you in a shallow grave>your body is never found and your mom spends the rest of her life wondering what became of you


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>manage to get a gf at 23 >move in together >things are really looking good for me  aa >two years go by>one day get drunk at home with her >she says she's been fucking her coworker who she >figure she's just drunk and making stuff up >go through her phone just in case >mfw she's been sexting and exchanging nudes with him >leave the apartment while she's ranting about how good >she's moves in with him a month after


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>wanting to kill yourself
>remembering your chances of spawning back as indian are too


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>be me >road trip with 12 year old sister
>cummed in my pants


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>"Drake?
>"What?"
>"Where is the body of Christ?


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>find Belle Delphine irl
>she likes me and we go to my place
>we start fucking >holy shit lost my virginity to Belle
>dad comes into my room >wake up


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>be me >been working at bbq joint for 3 years>boss is like a dad but cooler, we drink/smoke>song from his favorite >answer instantly with correct answer "aaayyyyyee thats my boy">mfw it feels good to have someone proud of me


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>is fat/looks fat >doesn't lift >only eats fish and berries . >still faster and stronger


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>Be me >Few weeks ago >Go to Apple store to get battery replaced >Spend an hour and thirty minutes walking around, come back>They tell me the phone is missing some parts, so the battery is unreplaceable>Next day >Go to shitty PcFix, feces everywhere, legit the most dingiest fucking place alive>ask to get battery replaced > He goes in the back for fifteen to thirty minutes
>Comes back, battery health is replaced and 100% capacity.>Ask if any parts were missing, they weren't. >Pay the 60$ and walk out


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>be me
>18m
>have gf for first time
>epic.png
>be yesterday
>think it's weird how she keeps resting her leg on my member>tell her yeah girls like to feel it rise>wif.jpeg
>thatsgayasfyuck.gif
>realize that she's more comfortable with the existance of my dick than I am


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>applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him


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>On an airplane to Asia >Sitting in my seat when I see this 400 pound sack of shit trying to sit between two Japanese cuties>Squeezes into his seat and immediately asks for a soda
>That plane hasn't even took off yet, you fat cunt >With morbid curiosity I watch him intently, as he eats numerous meals, double snacks, three mini cartons of>Disgust, unending >Watch as he gets up to try and fit in the airplane toilet
>Fits, barely >Comes back to the disgust of the Japanese girls and the stewardess>Is a smelly, disgusting pain in the ass the entire trip >By this point this fucking faggots existence is pissing me off>Can't stand it anymore, so when the plane lands I catch that fucker in the bathroom in Asia>Look him dead in the eyes and tell him how fucking much I hate him and how he needs to change his ways>I punch him, hoping to drive the point home >The mirror spiderwebs, and I cut my hand


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>Be me >17 fem >Try to get abotion >Start to hear whispers in my ear
>Look behind me  aos JP >Needle goes into my throat and I>Wake up >Im tied to a chair >Look around >See Ben Shapiro >Pulls bat out >Hits me so hard I cant move >Takes the baby out, no painkiller
>Says "Libtard, I will raise this baby"
>Bleed and die in the middle of nowhere
>All I see is ben sapiro chant a magic spell, and the baby grows into a clone of Ben Shapiro>I die a few minutes later


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>be 16 at new high school
>months pass, still no fiends >people ignore me, bully me >decide to host movie night to make friends >people show up but don't like the movie >they tease me next day in school >no options left but to try another movie night >20 people show up just to make fun of me >put on my favorite Jim Carrey movie >they actually like it >next day in school people start defending me >"hey dontt pick on anon, he's pretty cool” >have a bunch of fiends now >mfw no one cared who I was until I put on “The Mask”


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>open server browser
>hop around playing whatever map and gamemode you want eG I >settle in with a community>have fun gimmick rounds with each other
>certain players start to distinguish themselves as the best of their role>the sight of these titans is enough to demoralize the other team>can spend hours every day playing with the same pool of players>it's completely feasible to develop your skills and become one of the best on the server>open matchmaking
>game decides which players, map, and mode you'll be playing>everybody is streaming or in an external voice chat program>round ends and you'll never see them ever again


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>be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance
>mfw


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>be me > actually have a really good life, get girls, etc> get sad every once in a while > go on 4chan and thank God I'm not like any of you degenerates> thx guys


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>Be me >Be a useless sack of shit till I'm 18 >Start teaching myself math >For once in my lifetime I have self confidence >Feel like I'm literally unstoppable >Go to a restaurant >As I am paying the tab this genius idea crosses my mind >I write the definite integral of a polynomial as the tip >My logic at the time was that only someone who is good in math should deserve the tip>I smugly smile to the waitress expecting her to be confused or to >Instead she whips out her phone, types wolframalpha (I presume) and finds the solution in less than 20 seconds>Turns out that my mental estimate of 16$ was wrong and the tip actually amounts to about 300$ >Too ashamed to protest


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>went to store 1 hour before closing>gather my shit and head to the >cashier solid 7/10 >start casual conversation about assholes who come in 5 mintues before closing, and about our>payed and about head out
>she says "you know, my shift is almost done"
>me “alright! have a good weekend, bye!"


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>Call Amazon customer service
>I'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt>Turns out to be the most professional, most polite call>Thank him a lot >"Always at your service Sir"
>Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian
>"Yes"
>congratulate him on his perfect Italian
>"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven>Haha wow thanks!
>"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it>Thank him so much, and ask him his name again
>He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a


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>be me > first day as Redditfag > heard they’re all smart > thought that I can learn something new from the comments> 1.4k upvotes >it said “nice” >Idon’tgetit.jpeg >look at the second most upvoted comment
> it said “nice” >look at the most downvoted comment >it said “nice” >mfw


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>teacher assigns you a female partner
>she is visibly upset  S>2Q2NKR201N # s>m2ARNnKRANAaI #


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>Go out of map bounds
>High level enemy spawns that kills you almost immediately


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>be me <¢ \ >in bed S >can't sleep so I'm watching porn Y >) >cum>don't know what to do with the cum, the sink is too far away>heard that semen is really good for your skin>just rub it on my face as a joke and go to sleep
>wake up the next day >mfw all of my pimples are gone


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>be me, man >identify as a female because gender is a social construct>jack off >once I'm done, identify as male again >got jerked off by a gril >mfw got a handjob


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>wife about to leave for holiday trip to Jamaica>almost finished downloading all my games I'll play when she's>working from home due to the >holiday trip to jamaica hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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>Add random guy >talk trash >says he wants to fight >says he lives in Chicago >at around 3am send him to a large park about 10 minutes away>"I'm here, where you at ni a?" >"I've been waiting here you b ch, show yourself"
>keep insisting that I'm there and that he's flaking on the fight>tell him to scream so that I can locate him >sends me videos of him screaming at 3 am in chicago>send him a picture of my penis and call himafa ot


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>be me >xboxfag >more of a casual gamer, just play every now and then>pretty good tho >enjoy my time, distracts me from >enter xxx_pu55ys1ayer_xxx >fucking chad >always joins my games without me inviting him
>fucks up whatever I'm doing >makes fun of me >knows I'm a virgin >lol just get laid anon >fucking chad >one day I'm playing cod just doing my thing
>he joins >"lol 1v1 me bro” >fucking fine >epicgamertime.jpg >I rain hell upon him with the force of a thousand virgins>he doesn't get a single kill >feelsgood.gif >he's fucking pissed >"FuCkinG AiMbOt" >starts cursing at me >makes fun of me >says I'll never get laid >oh that's it >the camel's back has shattered >plan devised >tell him I'm going to fuck his mom >"...dude what?" >I leave the game and start planning >I use my epic gamer skills to find out where this faggot lives>I show up to his house while he's at school
>knock on the door >his mom answers the door with open arms
>sweet lady, almost makes me feel bad for what I'm about to do>almost >we go into her living room and make conversation>laughing at all my jokes >I go in for the kiss >she hesitates at first but I'm persistent
>manonamission >she gives in to my charm and kisses back
>getting steamy >I penetrate her as soon as I hear the front door open>"mom I'm home!" >he walks in just to see me balls feel in the woman who spawned him>look of absolute horror and disgust on his face
>he runs out of the house >mom's crying >I leave, my work done >mfw my brother finally stopped joining my games


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>Race: human, white
>Sex: male
>Class: knight with a longsword


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>2 years of progress undone in 2 weeks thats life


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>had sex with my bf last night
>sort of >he's very against "sluts" >thinks women should be virgins bla bla>so whatever i lied >anyway he was the worst lay i ever had in my life>dick was small yes but i've had small guys who made up for it in other ways>he fucked me for about 20 minutes >on and off because he didn't have stamina and needed to rest a bunch>it became clear he wasn't going to come from intercourse>told him to just jerk off >so he grabs his cock ridiculously tight like he was trying to strangle it>shouts "mommy" as he comes >mfw


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>Be me q >Security guard at airport I >Fml every day same shit>Consider suicide at least twice a shift>She's walking a bit funny Suspicion.zip>Run metal detector on her while trying to cop a cheeky feel>Oh shit detector went off
>Oh shit she looks nervous best investigate>Oh shit oh shit oh shit
>mfw I just busted an international diamond smuggler


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>be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out
>AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO
>jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass


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> Be playing Adventurers league a few years ago > had a cool DM who was very tolerant with our shit
> we had a kid around the age of 11 in our group who was constantly sick> kid had some sort of disability which left him wheelchair bound and constantly in and out of> kid enjoyed playing D&D with us but it was usually difficult when he needed to go to the Hospital> our DM realized that it would be difficult to schedule arround this> our DM also knew how much this kid loved D&D. > so the DM decided to do something for the kid > the day before one of our sessions, the DM visited the kid at the hospital> the DM then gave the kid a gift > it was a laptop with a webcam that the DM bought for him> he told the kid that if he couldn't attend a session due to him being hospitalized, the kid could Skype us> the kid never missed a single session after that.


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>finish cigarette
>drop it in can >mfw it's the soda I just walked into the kitchen to get


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>moaned while the nice haircut lady washed my hair


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>Was going to kill myself today
>Parents get me this cake for my birthday
>Going to kill myself tomorrow


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>be me saturday morning
>carefully walking to bedroom with a cup full of coffee>realize fuck it, I can just yeet this cup, future me will have to clean it up>yeet said cup, coffee everywhere on carpet and bed>jerk off while laughing at cuck future me
>mfw I'm future me


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>me, 4 years ago >24 >disgustingly obese piece of garbage >best friend fit as hell >tells me i should lose weight, never pushing it on me too much tho>keep telling him i could, if i wanted to, but i don't care>yeah... sure... >one day he signs me up for gym membership and offers to pay for it>"I just want a gym buddy, bruh. you don't have to do much, if you don't want to.">okaythen.jpg >friend gets into car accident 2 days later >dies. >motherfucking dies.


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>be me >sophomore in highschool >1999 >picked on EVERY. FUCKING. DAY
>always “haha you're a faggot anon” “fuck anon he’s weird” “get>then one day something happened >something magical >suddenly I’m not so weird >suddenly people say “hey anon how you doing today?” “Hey anon there's a party at chads house>mfw columbine improved my highschool life 500% because these normies thought I was gonna


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>Taliban is now running around with M4s decked in western-style operator gear,


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>go walking to a new gym by my house everyday>its raining . >cute /fit/ receptionist asks>"y-yeah s-s-sure" >don't even have a car >oh god what do i do what do i do
>in the parking lot keep getting deeper and deeper into the lie>stand in the parking lot for a few seconds
>"are you okay?" she asks
>start sprinting away from her
>sprint all the way to my house
>never been to that gym again


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>be me 5'10 >at party chatting to 3 qts and a 61 lanklet>qts ask lanklet how tall he is
>"I'm 5'11" bastard gives me the biggest shit eating grin>qts turn to me >jump in before they can ask me >"that's not possible i'm 5'6 so you gotta be 5'9 at at most">qts burst out laughing, lanklet starts spurting that he's actually 6'1>"no way why would anon lie about being 5'6" Dont fuck with me lanklets i can bring you down to


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>Be me black
>Be Lightskin
>See dumb post on twitter saying cops e shouldn't stop black fights>Respond saying thats dumb
>Respond saying i’m black myself
>She asks for a pic of my arm with a piece of paper with my twitter name>Send her said picture
>Get told that I don’t look black
>Respond saying i’m lightskin
>She legit says “Then your not actually black, You have more white genes>Tell her both of my parents are African American
>She says they aren't black either
>She blocks me after.


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>pretend I'm Geralt >start mixing my protein shakes with strong alcohol like they're witcher potions>meditate in between sets >take notes of various creatures around the gym (roiders, hambeasts, lanklets, etc...) and their>try to haggle with the qt cashier for lower gym membership>loudly say "damn you're ugly" before lifts >lifts skyrocket >gains skyrocket


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>turn 23 next week
>graduated college pre corona
>got big plans for a career, send out applications to the top spots>family and friends wish me luck everyone is rooting for me>my 8th month living at home
>3 rejected applications
>unemployment pay runs out soon
>going to have to put real career on hold and pick up some other job


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>be me >get banned from 4chan for 3 months
>wack.jpg >unironically got a job >making some decent money and can pay for my own vidya ENS >actually met a girl and eventually we get>life is actually going pretty well >be 3 months later at work >realize that i've became a normie >decides to visit 4chan for old time sake >boss saw me scroll through some nsfw shit >gets fired >no more money >relationship in shambles cuz no money >at least i can post on 4chan again


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>sleep for 12+ hours >wake up at noon >refresh the same few websites over >do absolutely fucking nothing >quit after a few minutes because i >continue refreshing 4chan and youtube for hours >go to sleep feeling like a tired corpse even though i


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>be me il
>cub scouts camping trip  oe >its getting dark>scout master tells us to get woodn I > shit for a bonfire  131kBJp _ >gO about 20 feet away from camp>see the perfect stick >grab it
>its a rattlesnake tail
>too retarded to run away
>bring it over my head and swing it in circles
>the snake can't come back and bite me
>shout for help
>everyone comes
>sees me using a snake like a lasso
>kids laughing, adults shitting pants
>tell me to hit the snake against a tree as hard as I can>hope it breaks its neck -
>whip its head at mach speed into the biggest tree I could find>head explodes
>adults don't know whether to congratulate or punish (~~ >other kids think I'm hardcore
>mfw my nickname was snake charmer from then on


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>be me. 5'11" 260 pounds. >my life consists of Sp 0 cleaning out the trashcans>know of a patient dying of cancer. been on a hospital bed for 3 weeks>he called me over yesterday. first time he's ever spoke to me. I'm listening intently>"I don't know you but my dying wish for you is to lose all that fucking weight so you>he died today


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> be me in high school
>pretty good looking, but socially awkward, so no bitches>one day chatting with some asian girls>somehow the topic of chopsticks >want to make a joke about being too >Say something like, "Nah, I can't use those, see how white I am?">arms are actually pretty tan, so i pull my shirt up, because my chest is more pale>they all immediately stop laughing and stare at my chest>I realize they're starting at my abs
>pull my shirt down
>"A-anon, show us how white you are again."
>Suddenly have bitches


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>Your daughter comes out as a lesbian>Your daughter comes out as a lesbian


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>go to Christmas dinner
>family tries to set me up with somebody>family dinner Alabama I presume


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>Be accepted at Uni
>File form for student residency
>See "for the purpose of placing you, please check your gender:">Male
>Female
>Non-binary SASSI >Check female, even tho that's not>Apply for the female dorm
>Get accepted
>Be the only guy in the women's dorm
>basically got my own personal harem
>it's that simple


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>be me  1 >smoke a joint with an old friend i hadnt>after we finish he eats a roach >he explains to me that it gets you 10x higher>mfw when i remember that 12 years ago itold him that fact as a joke>mfw he's been eating roaches for 12 years


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>be me, 5 >in bed with my dad cause renovating
>ask dad what he dreams about
>"hot girls, anon" >suddenly get erection for some reason
>dont know what an erection is >go to bathroom to pee >rub my dick by accident >feelsgoodman.jpg >fast forward 2 days >watching fashiontv for some reason >get erect >everyone around me >pulls out dick and start rubbing it >orgasm >no cum cause 5 >mom notices and screams "ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING">gets beaten >fast forward a few years >discovers what masturbation and erection are
>mfw i remember jerking off in front of parents


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>be me
>amateur MMA fighter
>mostly just a hobby, do it to stay in shape etc. ' >also help train kids at the gym I>teaching 12-13 year old kid how to stand and hit pads, simple shit>kid has high-functioning autism
>out of nowhere he looks at me and says “How high does the grass grow in Germany”>Think it's just a weird autist question
>"I don’t know, probably the same as here”
>About this high” he then proceeds to give a full Nazi salute for 10 seconds>fuckingwotm8 I know you're on this website you little incel, I got


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>start a restaurant in the US
>adapt the european system where the tips are already>profit


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>Be me >19 yo, 6/10 >Go out for Valentines Day with bestie of 3 years
>9/10 >It's technically a date >Dinner and 50 Shades of Shit >Get ice cream afterwards >Give her a glass flower I bought earlier in the month
>She loves it and we go for a walk >PULL OUT 5GUM: TRUTH OR DARE, pack >Her wrapper says to take a selfie with eyes closed >She does >I read mine >We laugh it off but I remember the glass flower base has a mirror on the bottom side Where's the most beautiful girl at tho?>Look at the mirrored base >Show her the mirrored base of the flower >We smile and kiss for the first time ever >She reads her the other part of her wrapper >"What's the most romantic moment you've shared with the person next you?"
>"This one right now" >mfw how it feels to chew 5gum


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> be middle school loner with no friends> close to summer holidays
> all students were told to read the book> because school is inviting the obscure author of the book> he was the guest speaker during assembly
> principal asks the school about what we thought of his book and questions about it> quiet, awkward silence
> people were muttering nobody read it
> felt bad for the author
> told the author I enjoyed it and answered the questions> one question after another, only I answered
> author was happy that I knew about the details
> school staff felt less embarassed
> after assembly classmates started to make fun of me> called kiss ass and book worm etc.
> got the nickname ass-worm for the rest of the middle school