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in truth you are morally and intellectually indistinguishable from the contents of a frozen meat isle in the local supermarket. but you are neither smart enough nor courageous enough to accept that about yourself even when informed of it in no uncertain terms by someone (me) who is very well positioned to grasp more about you and the world from a ten minute 4chan conversation than your middling intellect will ever be able to comprehend in a lifetime of inadequate striving, so instead you react in the only way that you can:

>you say grug dumb
>grug punch you
>who dumb now? HA HA HA.

and then you act surprised when i say that i hate you people when the very first thing you do is, in effect, say "fuck you i could beat you up anyway nerd lmao lmao".

of course i hate you.

anyone with a brain would hate you.

the fact that YOU don't hate you just proves that you don't have a brain.

q.e.d.

never reply to my posts again <\|endoftext\|>
Hunting could be the foundation of human society. One man working alone with stone age technology would be relegated to trapping and fishing, but a group working together can go hunting. In order to hunt successfully, Grug needs to know what Ug is going to do and vice versa. That entails communication and hierarchy. More hunters with more complex organisation can catch more an bigger animals more reliably, incentivising even more cooperation. Those who could do it ate better and could support more children over thousands of years. <\|endoftext\|>
Based Grug <\|endoftext\|>
because grug is upset he wasted his time picking up heavy objects in order to try and impress other grugs rather then working on a useful creative skill. <\|endoftext\|>
grug should have bought cave estate not silly imaginary rocks <\|endoftext\|> grug got just'd with rock invest <\|endoftext\|> >Grug like Grugette very lots
>Grug gives Grugette shiny pebble of pair-bonding
>Grugette likes it but refuses to take it because she belongs to Schlomo from the longnose tribe from over the river
>Grug must listen at night to Grugette's moans when Schlomo comes to her bedroll and pounds her like a bread-pie
>Grug feels sad so big must be bigger than moon
>one evening Grug hides in bushes near Grugette when longnose man does the sweaty on her
>Grug gets hard and starts to caress his man-thing
>after a while Grug involuntrily shouts at the moon while he climaxes as he watches Grugette's sweaty face and listening to her moans and whimpers
>Tribe find him in the bushes and banishes him to the wilds
>Schlomo laughs at Gruk as they push Gruk out into the unforgiving wastes
>now Gruk even sadder but angry
Gruk do what now? <\|endoftext\|>
grug want juice <\|endoftext\|>
grugget clean cave
grug lift
grug insecure bput grugs body <\|endoftext\|> GRUG ADDICTED TO ROCKTENDO! GRUG DOESN'T WANT TO LIFT OR HUNT OR CLEAN CAVE. <\|endoftext\|>
grug must lift lighter stone but more times <\|endoftext\|> Grug lift heavy rock many moons
Grug walk to water hole
Grug see same grug looking back
Same grug still small like many moon ago <\|endoftext\|>
cave painting say grug short grug no good <\|endoftext\|>
Grug, you have to stop look at social paintings, they not doing good to you. <\|endoftext\|> What cave painting show Grug? <\|endoftext\|> >grug lifts heavy rock
>sad voice stop speaking
>look at cave painting
>sad voice speak and makes grug sad
why grug hear sad voice so often when looking at cave paint? <\|endoftext\|>
>My brain
Mm yes, strong woman give Grug many strong babies
>My soul
Awesome, I have someone to hang out with outside of work that will hug me and help keep my bed warm <\|endoftext\|>
Plz elaborate? Woman no have feelings? Grug destined for the flint mines forever because Urk the Chad had his opportunity with Grugette first? <\|endoftext\|>
>Be grug
>It's been difficult season
>Try to catch boar
>Boar run away
>No eat in 5 days
>Have ton of fat from previous season
>Body eats up my muscles first
>Even slower
>Boar run circles around grug now
>MFW <\|endoftext\|>
I see you already took the grug pill. You forgot how to read. <\|endoftext\|> >tfw you'll never get to be a stone age caveman
I wish I could live as a primitive, cave-dwelling, animalistic man like you wouldn't fucking believe. Imagine how much better they had it:
>Wake up at 9:30 in the morning, don' know, just know that bright orb in the sky is up and shining through the vegetation and into your cave where your tribe lives
>take a shit in the middle of the forest and wash yourself in the river
>take a spear and go with two other men and trek for 20 miles into the wilderness
>get into a tree and plunge a deer with your spear
>haul dead dear back to your cave for another 20 miles
>eat every part of the deer
>other tribe member fucks with you
>smash in the head of other tribe member
>let out a barbaric roar
>go to sleep
>repeat until you die at around 31, who gives a fuck you don't even know nor care about death and it's probably more enjoyable than doing the grueling shit everyday

Not only did they live more fulfilling lives, but you HAD to be naturally natty and bulked in order to survive. Women only chose those who live and adapt and strive over other men, the stockier and more brutish lived better since they were universally more built. They had to do this shit every day to survive, it was do or die. They are the reason we lift, we lift because we naturally want to be stronger and be better than each other and attract more fertile women. You can make any excuse for it but it's true, you lift because you sub consciously want to fuck bitches and disengage and strive over other men.

Take the grug-pill and reset your brain to default settings. <\|endoftext\|>
Oh fuck this was meant for you pinhead

>be grug
>don’t care


Also where is the fucking thinspro thread I looked forward to that everyday <\|endoftext\|>
>be grug
>don’t caare <\|endoftext\|>
God I wish I had that grug-pilled physique... <\|endoftext\|> >just lift until you puke bru listen to your body bro
>people on /fit/ Unironically brag about doing 2 plates the most natural way and listening to their body the most
Fucking queers. Yes op do a program instead of the queer natty grug shit. They will never post body so assume they look like shit. Plenty of big people have done 531 <\|endoftext\|>
just do sports and activities retard
you think Grug in 200,000 BC went and repeatedly picked up rocks all day? You wouldn't have to "work out" if you didn't live a sedentary lifestyle. You'd just have an in shape body by default. <\|endoftext\|>
>think brain obviously dont get food
>Grug need FOOD not think
>Grug brain take over now <\|endoftext\|>
be grug
lift big rock
now grug stronk <\|endoftext\|> >just ask her out
Asking woman no problem

in truth you are morally and intellectually indistinguishable from the contents of a frozen meat isle in the local supermarket. but you are neither smart enough nor courageous enough to accept that about yourself even when informed of it in no uncertain terms by someone (me) who is very well positioned to grasp more about you and the world from a ten minute 4chan conversation than your middling intellect will ever be able to comprehend in a lifetime of inadequate striving, so instead you react in the only way that you can:

>you say grug dumb

>grug punch you

>who dumb now? HA HA HA.

and then you act surprised when i say that i hate you people when the very first thing you do is, in effect, say "fuck you i could beat you up anyway nerd lmao lmao".

of course i hate you.

anyone with a brain would hate you.

the fact that YOU don't hate you just proves that you don't have a brain.

q.e.d.

never reply to my posts again <|endoftext|>

Hunting could be the foundation of human society. One man working alone with stone age technology would be relegated to trapping and fishing, but a group working together can go hunting. In order to hunt successfully, Grug needs to know what Ug is going to do and vice versa. That entails communication and hierarchy. More hunters with more complex organisation can catch more an bigger animals more reliably, incentivising even more cooperation. Those who could do it ate better and could support more children over thousands of years. <|endoftext|>

Based Grug <|endoftext|>

because grug is upset he wasted his time picking up heavy objects in order to try and impress other grugs rather then working on a useful creative skill. <|endoftext|>

grug should have bought cave estate not silly imaginary rocks <|endoftext|> grug got just'd with rock invest <|endoftext|> >Grug like Grugette very lots

>Grug gives Grugette shiny pebble of pair-bonding

>Grugette likes it but refuses to take it because she belongs to Schlomo from the longnose tribe from over the river

>Grug must listen at night to Grugette's moans when Schlomo comes to her bedroll and pounds her like a bread-pie

>Grug feels sad so big must be bigger than moon

>one evening Grug hides in bushes near Grugette when longnose man does the sweaty on her

>Grug gets hard and starts to caress his man-thing

>after a while Grug involuntrily shouts at the moon while he climaxes as he watches Grugette's sweaty face and listening to her moans and whimpers

>Tribe find him in the bushes and banishes him to the wilds

>Schlomo laughs at Gruk as they push Gruk out into the unforgiving wastes

>now Gruk even sadder but angry

Gruk do what now? <|endoftext|>

grug want juice <|endoftext|>

grugget clean cave

grug lift

grug insecure bput grugs body <|endoftext|> GRUG ADDICTED TO ROCKTENDO! GRUG DOESN'T WANT TO LIFT OR HUNT OR CLEAN CAVE. <|endoftext|>

grug must lift lighter stone but more times <|endoftext|> Grug lift heavy rock many moons

Grug walk to water hole

Grug see same grug looking back

Same grug still small like many moon ago <|endoftext|>

cave painting say grug short grug no good <|endoftext|>

Grug, you have to stop look at social paintings, they not doing good to you. <|endoftext|> What cave painting show Grug? <|endoftext|> >grug lifts heavy rock

>sad voice stop speaking

>look at cave painting

>sad voice speak and makes grug sad

why grug hear sad voice so often when looking at cave paint? <|endoftext|>

>My brain

Mm yes, strong woman give Grug many strong babies

>My soul

Awesome, I have someone to hang out with outside of work that will hug me and help keep my bed warm <|endoftext|>

Plz elaborate? Woman no have feelings? Grug destined for the flint mines forever because Urk the Chad had his opportunity with Grugette first? <|endoftext|>

>Be grug

>It's been difficult season

>Try to catch boar

>Boar run away

>No eat in 5 days

>Have ton of fat from previous season

>Body eats up my muscles first

>Even slower

>Boar run circles around grug now

>MFW <|endoftext|>

I see you already took the grug pill. You forgot how to read. <|endoftext|> >tfw you'll never get to be a stone age caveman

I wish I could live as a primitive, cave-dwelling, animalistic man like you wouldn't fucking believe. Imagine how much better they had it:

>Wake up at 9:30 in the morning, don' know, just know that bright orb in the sky is up and shining through the vegetation and into your cave where your tribe lives

>take a shit in the middle of the forest and wash yourself in the river

>take a spear and go with two other men and trek for 20 miles into the wilderness

>get into a tree and plunge a deer with your spear

>haul dead dear back to your cave for another 20 miles

>eat every part of the deer

>other tribe member fucks with you

>smash in the head of other tribe member

>let out a barbaric roar

>go to sleep

>repeat until you die at around 31, who gives a fuck you don't even know nor care about death and it's probably more enjoyable than doing the grueling shit everyday

Not only did they live more fulfilling lives, but you HAD to be naturally natty and bulked in order to survive. Women only chose those who live and adapt and strive over other men, the stockier and more brutish lived better since they were universally more built. They had to do this shit every day to survive, it was do or die. They are the reason we lift, we lift because we naturally want to be stronger and be better than each other and attract more fertile women. You can make any excuse for it but it's true, you lift because you sub consciously want to fuck bitches and disengage and strive over other men.

Take the grug-pill and reset your brain to default settings. <|endoftext|>

Oh fuck this was meant for you pinhead

>be grug

>don’t care

Also where is the fucking thinspro thread I looked forward to that everyday <|endoftext|>

>be grug

>don’t caare <|endoftext|>

God I wish I had that grug-pilled physique... <|endoftext|> >just lift until you puke bru listen to your body bro

>people on /fit/ Unironically brag about doing 2 plates the most natural way and listening to their body the most

Fucking queers. Yes op do a program instead of the queer natty grug shit. They will never post body so assume they look like shit. Plenty of big people have done 531 <|endoftext|>

just do sports and activities retard

you think Grug in 200,000 BC went and repeatedly picked up rocks all day? You wouldn't have to "work out" if you didn't live a sedentary lifestyle. You'd just have an in shape body by default. <|endoftext|>

>think brain obviously dont get food

>Grug need FOOD not think

>Grug brain take over now <|endoftext|>

be grug

lift big rock

now grug stronk <|endoftext|> >just ask her out

Asking woman no problem