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> Has sex with all men for highly caloric food
> Gets fat
However, also possible
> Grug look, me make Grug mom
> Ha ha ha <|endoftext|>
> Glonk to Bork &ldquo;hey what are you making?&rdquo;
> Cunt wife says I never do anything nice for her. Grug made his wife a bowl. Of course my Mammoth wife wants something now.
> Is that a statue of her?
> Yes
> But Bork, shes not that fat
> I know (Bork and Glonk erupt in laughter)
> Modern day archeologist (here we have an ancient fertility goddess idol used for worship by primitive man) <|endoftext|>
Old, old grug cave brain circuits. Don't question it too much. <|endoftext|>
>Grug anxious because Horg mogs Grug in big stone lift
>Grug now feels berrypicker as fuck <|endoftext|> It hurt body, make grug strong <|endoftext|> >grug busy looking at cave paintings
>no hunt
>no help village
>no develop new technology
>just cave paitings <|endoftext|> I live as a grug as a hobby and do what a grug would do in the wild, it's like bushcraft but the extreme version of it <|endoftext|>
>grug have wife
>wife make grug cringe
>grug hit wife with rock
>wife not cringe <|endoftext|>
>grug eat eggs
>shell cut throat, many blood
>grug no pussy <|endoftext|>
>muh autistic theory
if music sound good to grug then music good <|endoftext|>
me kill tiny man but tiny man strong in group
tiny man have fast rock shooter too
maybe Grug not kill tiny man, maybe tiny man help Grug <|endoftext|>
ooga booga dont eat blue berry blue berry kill grug eat green berry good <|endoftext|> Grug like it when rock number goes up <|endoftext|> Lifting makes me happy, it gives me a reason to improve, it makes me feel alive like no drug or vice ever could, it makes me happy unlike any drug or therapy every could
Maybe it&rsquo;s my grug brain thinking, but lifting heavy things up and down over and over again just makes my life complete
Whenever im sad i lift, whenever i want to kill mysel, i lift, whenever i&rsquo;m happy i lift, whenever i&rsquo;m tired i lift, aced an exam at uni? lift. Failed an exam? Lift. Angry? Lift. Stressed? Lift. <|endoftext|>
>grug no like the smart man talk
raw eggs contain avidin which inhibits vitamin absorption. The absorbed protein is only half compared to cooked eggs. They also taste like shit. Maybe you like them because gulping down slimy protein reminds you of your boyfriend's cum, but please don't include us in your fetish. <|endoftext|>
>They are exactly that if you weight 60 kg
Grug tier maths. 1pl8 = 60 kg, 4pl8 = 180kg.
4pl8 =/= 4x bodyweight at 60kg <|endoftext|>
You referring to the twitter frenocaust a couple days ago?
What on grug mind? <|endoftext|>
>Taking a grug post seriously <|endoftext|>
It's because criminals have demonstrated that they're willing to literally do anything it takes to make it.
They don't play it safe and are defiant of society in favor of themselves and their posse.
That translates to when your future children is threatened you are not afraid to bash the assailants fucking face in with a pipe.
Women'll need a squeegee after thinking of that.
Criminality is just a very grug and an easy-to-understand way of demonstrating high test behavior.
Modern penal society is just a formalization of the ancient barbarian. It is what it is, I didn't make the rules.
In the end you want a woman to feel like you will become dangerous if times becomes dangerous.
When the time comes will you step up for yourself and your posse etc etc. That's the core concept.
Criminals just demonstrate this in a very blunt fashion. <|endoftext|>
I have an occipital bun and French-Metis heritage, how grug am I? <|endoftext|>
Based
The recipe for an English cake is 1 part ancient grug, 3 parts cozy celtic, 5 parts saxon warrior and a sprinkling of nordic rapists <|endoftext|>
ooga booga grug pull himself up tree <|endoftext|>
Grug was based.
Grug put his captured gf from the other tribe in the FATTENING HUT.
Grug invented agriculture just to keep his captured gf well fed in the FATTENING HUT. <|endoftext|>
GRUG MAKE PREGANT WOMAN
GRUG STILL LEARNING
NOBODY MAKE SHAPEROCK BEFORE GRUG <|endoftext|>
>vaccines good
>gene/cell therapy bad
I know it's hard for you grug to understand but pls try <|endoftext|>
the guy you posted is short, feminine, a literal twink and you have thousands of women that would sell their liver to get a whiff of his ball stench.
twinkdom is peak homo sapiens fitness, notice how all hunter gatherers and people still living their natural life in the wild are twinks/skinny fat. humans method of hunting is wit and endurance, not grug choke holds elk, grug eat meat.
this fetishization of giant wide men and tiny childish women is because of too much ogre and goblin porn in society <|endoftext|>
Look at it from a real natural perspective
>grug bad hunter
>grug search for non-meat food
>grug find tiny proto apple
>yummy
>grug decide to become applevore
>winter comes and grug dies
the end. <|endoftext|> lets look at it from a nature perspective.
>grug hungry
>grug walk
>grug find colored things
>grug eats
>mmmm sweet
>grug gets pissed off because its poison
>puts the fruit tree on fire
>grug goes on 4chin to say shit because he has nothing else to do <|endoftext|> The testosterone thing was always just a baldy cope
>hurr, Im bald, but that's cuz I have more testosterone, therefor bigger dick, more muscles, etc.
Balding being onions was also just
>You are ugly, therefor low test