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<user> hahahaha but she think its an actually nude  y borala que si la ven alguien mas: c asme strip para tener yo tuyas	<user> hahahaha but she thinks it's an actual nude , delete it because if someone else sees it: send me the ones you have of her , will you ?
ilegales ft potro alvarez- pasarla bien (official video)	Illegal with Potro Alvarez - Have a good time (Official Video)
gana boletos para ver el show de disney on ice!	Win tickets to see the Disney on Ice show!
<user> que lindo se ve el anastasia glow kit	<user> The Anastasia glow kit looks gorgeous.
porque three days grace no viene a puerto rico	why does three days grace never come to puerto rico
cuando tu mejor amiga rejects your starbucks date	when your bestie rejects your Starbucks hangout
"""<user> en mi clase de comparative politica una niña dijo hoy que ella era parte de """"students for ben carson"""" me quedé en shock"""	"<user> In my comparative politics class today a girl said she was part of ""students for ben carson"" i was shocked."
the view y the wendy williams show son unos de los progamas más asquerosos en la televisión. no tienen ningún tipo de ética.	The View and the Wendy Williams Show are two of the grossest shows on TV . They have no ethics whatsoever .
en dos semanas exactas ya estare en ny... holy shittt its really happening	In two weeks exactly I'll be in NY... holy shittt it's really happening!
¿por que todo los festivales son en california?!! dammit play in ny	Why are all the festivals in California dammit play in NY!
<user> yea me paso.. bambi y su fam jaja scares the shit out of me	<user> yeah me too . bambi and their family scare the shit out of me
<user> yezus ok jajaja so voy con la camisa?	<user> yes okay jajaja should I wear the shirt then?
<user> jajajajajjaja love the pic, gracias beauchi	<user> hahahahaha love the pic , thank you beauchi
senior week: disney, circo y pescadores	Senior week: Disney , circus and fishermen .
<user> get your shit together carlos javier. ponte a estudiar ahora si sabes que después vas a salir	<user> get your shit together Carlos Javier . Start studying now because you know you're going out later .
<user> oh my.  ash yo voy a ti y tu independencia. a tu empowerment como mujer que puede tomar las riendas de sus sentimientos	<user> oh my. I'm all for your independence . Your empowerment as a woman who can take the reins of her feelings .
eres de esas personas que se ama tan rápido o se odia thank youuuuu	You're one of those people who are either loved or hated thank youuuuu
dale, porfa y te compro margaritas - martin -say no more.	"Sure, here's the requested phrase converted to English: ""Come on, please and I'll buy you margaritas -- Martin -- That's all you need to say."""
entren a spotify, busquen el playlist all out 90's. you welcomeeeeeeee.	Enter Spotify , look up the playlist 'All Out 90s' . You're welcome .
soy la única que esta loca por ver inside out?	Am I the only one dying to watch Inside Out?
tengo ganas de estar en un field-day solo para comer cielito lindo, brownies y sandwich de mezcla	I want to be at a field day just to eat Cielito Lindo's brownies and mix sandwiches.
entregate by wisin & yandel, found with <user>, listen now: hasta en orlando la monto con <user>	"""Wisim & Yandel's entregate, found with <user>, listen now: I'm gonna blast this even in Orlando with <user>"""
el saludito al daylight savings time y a la q iva a salir dos horas antes para el trabajo...	The salute to daylight saving time and the one that I was going to leave two hours early for work...
<user> bendito mija... suerte en tapón. cuando llegues te das unos drinks y relax	<user> blessed my dear ... good luck on your journey . when you arrive , have some drinks and relax .
y sigue el party con <user> y mi honey <user>	and the party goes on with <user> and my honey <user>
la confianza y el respeto se ganan! de mi parte no tienes ninguna de las 2. keep trying	Confidence and respect are earned ! From me , you have none of the above . Keep trying .
la ultima como solera!! to great things y honey <user>	The last one's like an old shoe!! Towards greater things , and honey <user>
<user> ok cool! el sábado vuelvo a cerrar por si acaso.	<user> ok cool ! Saturday i'll close again just in case .
con la familia en on the border celebrando el cumple de la suegra	Celebrating my mother-in-law's birthday at On the Border with the family
<user>: if a female ferret goes into heat but cann't get any sex, she will die. pero q cruel es la vida! pobre de ella!	<user>: if a female ferret goes into heat but can't get any action , she'll perish . But life is so cruel ! Poor thing !
“<user>: best buy cerrara 50 tiendas | se concentrara en la venta de equipos moviles:  ” jummm así empezó...	“<user>: best buy will close 50 stores | It will focus on mobile devices sales: ”  Oh well, that's how it starts ...
“<user>: tener un lugar donde ir, se le llama hogar. tener a quienes amar, se llama familia. tener ambas es una bendición. ” so true:)	<user>: having a place to go is called home . having people to love is called family . having both is a blessing . So true :)
pink martiny y de road trip!!!	Pink martinis and a road trip!!!
<user> <user> -keep being yourself -sigue bailando en todos los sitios jaja -you radiate happiness	<user> <user> -- keep being yourself -- keep dancing in every single place haha -- you spread joy
lo que yo quiero lo obtengo de alguna forma u otra, no hay break.	What I want , I get one way or another , no break .
yo no voy a estar ahí detrás de tu culo 24/7, just remember that.	I won't be there behind your ass 24/7, just remember that.
<user> you should. eres bella and perfect the way you are.	<user> you should. You're beautiful and perfect the way you are .
cuando haces un freestyle en argentina con un beatbox de <user>	when you're freestyling in Argentina with a beatbox from <user>
debes saber que sobre el track no me comporto como un gamer, soy un tráiler, tu descifra cada tema tema que te suelto escrito en braile.	You should know that when it comes to the track , I don't behave like a gamer , I'm a trailer , decipher every topic I drop on you in braille .
loool  si seguimos así puede que hoy seamos 10.000 zombers mas!! locura!! muchas gracias por todo! me alegro que os guste todo!	loool if we keep going like this , we might be 10 , 000 zombers more ! Madness ! Thank you very much for everything ! I 'm glad you like everything !
osea zombers, en serio, quién se cree estas cosas?? xd mi pagina de face es kronno zomber lo demás es fake!	So , zombers , for real , who believes this stuff ?? xd my page on face is kronno zomber the rest is fake !
componiendo fuck fame! hoy es dia de grabarlo para intentar subirlo este sábado ^^	Recording the famous fuck fame ! Today's the day we record it and try to upload it this Saturday ^^
estoy terminando la canción de zomber girl y esta quedando genial ^^	I'm finishing the song of Zomber girl and it's turning out awesome ^^
que se siente cuando superas al eminem burlao en suscriptores? xd enhorabuena brother, y a darle mas rock'n roll!	What's it feel like when you surpass Eminem's subscribers count? xD Congratulations brother , more rock'n roll it is !
menuda proporción de likes lleva chica gamer!! increible ^^	What an impressive like ratio you have, gamer girl !  ^^
estoy vizco xd!! con luis deathmetal! | popurri | rocket league:  vía <user>	I'm cross-eyed xd!! with luis deathmetal! | popurri | rocket league:  via <user>
¿que ha pasado? | especial halloween | defiende la villa | minecraft  vía <user>	What's going on? | special halloween | defend the village | minecraft via <user>
un freestyle con my brother litos y zarcort!! todo el mundo con las manos en el aire argentina!   ️	A freestyle with my brother Litos and Zarcort! Everybody put your hands up Argentina!
el nuevo video explica cosas sobre el media fest en chile y argentina miradlo! :d ya ves | nery godoy & kronno	The new video explains things about the media fest in Chile and Argentina watch it! :d you see | Nery Godoy & Kronno.
yo nunca me olvido de dejarte un like <user>! eres mi mayor fans!	I never forget to leave you a like <user> ! You're my biggest fan !
el día que quiten las ayudas en pr, esto se vuelve the purge.	the day they take away aid in pr , this becomes the purge .
dejar en read a quien te dejo en read una vez es tan satisfactorio.	Leaving someone who left you on read once, on read is so satisfying.
osea i know we wanna party pero tampoco no aya asta dallas	like i know we want to party but not all the way to dallas
con mis gritos tuvimos lol  i los de mi brother osea (;	With my screams we had lol those of my brother, that's it (;)
la suegra was like yo voy por ti mija i'm like alright	"The mother-in-law was like ""I'll pick you up , my dear"" and I was like ""okay"" ."
having a boyfriend is just not my thing poreso siempre estoy single  aunke no kiera	Having a boyfriend is just not my thing, that's why I'm always single even though I don't want to be.
jonny is soo  i vivimos en el mismo rancho (;  ️ osea we perfect cx (;	Jonny is soo cute , we live in the same neighbourhood (; ️ so we're basically meant to be cx (;
<user> so facebook avisa con tiempo you know  & idk eske voy a ir con oscar & susana	<user> so facebook gives a heads up you know & idk if i'm going with oscar & susana
what about we stay home chillin like a boss? yasmin: tas pendeja -.-	What about we stay home chillin like a boss? Yasmine: You're crazy -.-
man fuck norteñas banda y corridos! yo con mi duranguense tengo!!! cual pinche satevo ni k dip ni nada borrense alv pa otro lado! alacrande	Man fuck norteñas band and corridos! I'm sticking with my duranguense music! Forget these shitty satevo, ni k dip ni nada, move aside! I'm all about alacrande!
<user> like what?:) si es ke no es topsecret lol	<user> Like what ?:) If it's not top secret lol Code-switching is so interesting! Would you like me to give you some more examples of code-switched sentences, or explain any grammatical points about them?
<user> lol my parents love leaving me at home xk me traigo media tienda lol	<user> lol my parents love leaving me at home because I buy half the store lol
<user> <user> fuck a limo! al estilo de mi durango mejor ckn una cabalgata de la iglesia hasta llegar al salon ;d	<user> <user> fuck a limo! better off with a horse ride from the church to the venue ;d
<user> true :( vamonos al farweezy (; lol jk	<user> true :( let's go to the fuckin' zoo lol jk
<user> ha u know is true parece ke te esta dando un atake xd	<user> Ha , you're right , it seems like you're having a panic attack xd
y aya nos casamos y te presento a mi abuela she knows how to cook so u don't gotta worry about cooking for me lol	And we'll get married over there , and I'll introduce you to my grandmother . She knows how to cook , so you won't have to worry about cooking for me , lol .
i'm letting my eyebrows grow cuzs pinche vieja pendeja fucked them up	I'm letting my eyebrows grow because that damn stupid old lady fucked them up.
the reason why i'm single 1- cuzs me mandaron a la chingada lol 2- cuzs i'm trying to save money (girls are expensive)	The reason why I'm single: 1- I got fucked over lol 2- I'm trying to save money (girls are expensive)
i didn't went to 1 and ya se me iso tarde to go to 2 mmmm	I didn't go to the first one and now it's too late to go to the second one . mmmm .
<user> yess es mi primer dia en la milby lol	<user> yes it's my first day at milby lol
for now on u don't count y voy aserle komo nunka te conoci	From now on you don't count and I'll treat you as if I never knew you.
y no invitan smh lol	and they don't invite us smh lol
well not now lol maybe en unos 5 months	well not now lol maybe in five months
el room huele a weed idk why	The room smells like weed , I don't know why .
cuzs me dormi bien early a las 7	because I slept really early at 7 pm
ya manana back to h town	I'll be back in Houston tomorrow.
we all hoeing around ya no se puede lol	We're all messin' around you can't see lol
watchin movies de narkos w this punks	Watching *Narcos* with these punks.
this movie is badass like damm me ase llorar lol	This movie is badass like damn it makes me cry lol
aciendome pendejo atras doing the agenda at work lol	Making a fool of myself at the back, doing the agenda at work lol
<user> <user> <user> lol i said borrega not pelos necios xd	<user> <user> <user> lol i said sheep not stubborn hairs xd
<user> its not smooshy its moist lol ay precious maybe you just havent had the right kind of tres leches or chocoflan	<user> it's not smooshy , it's moist lol oh precious , maybe you just haven't had the right kind of tres leches or pasteles de tres leche .
need to go pick up my car from tia almas house right now since my drunk ass couldnt drive last night lol	Need to go pick up my car from la casa de mi tía Alma ahora mismo ya que mi pedo no pudo manejar anoche jajaja
<user> haha eso mero. in this case you're in the ratchet group lol	<user> haha that's what's up . In this case you're in the hood group lol
except gutty he actually goes for pretty girls. but el otro was going good untill now!	except gutty he actually goes for pretty girls . but the other one was going good until now !
"""she asked me """"mija me puedes limpiar la cocina esque no a dormido"""" of course ma there is no need to even ask"""	"""she asked me 'can you clean the kitchen please , I haven't slept at all' of course mom , there is no need to even ask"""
<user> de nada chula (: i miss you!!	<user> you're welcome sweetheart (: I miss you !!
<user> i thought you went to la boda?! lol anyways de todos modos si teniamos ya rato! btw i love your hair	<user> I thought you went to the wedding !? lol anyways we've been here for a while ! btw I love your hair
<user> yea it was long but it was my fault! and yo si i brokw it 3yrs ago and its been like hell evee since lol it	<user> yea it was long but it was my fault! and I broke it 3 years ago and it's been hell ever since lol it
hahahaha es a joke  but although i remember what you tld me 2-3 years back	hahahaha it's a joke but I remember what you told me hace un par de años atrás
<user> omg i know i saw them hace rato!!!!	<user> omg i know i saw them a while ago!!!!
<user> nope nope its all on la chika	<user> Nope nope it's all on the girl
esta desculado lmfaoo honestly that made laugh!! and miss being so close. hearing todas las locadas everyday.. man life changes a lot!!	It's forgiven lmfaoo honestly that made me laugh !! And I miss being so close . Hearing all the crazy shit everyday .. Man life changes a lot !!
<user> le digo lol! de todos modos yo ya subi unas cuantas libras haha	<user> I tell you lol ! anyway , I've gained a few pounds haha
but watever friends como dicen only stay for a while and family lasts forever.. so alrato de mi te acuerdaras	But whatever , friends as they say , only stay for a while and family lasts forever .. So you'll remember me soon .
mannn im so tired y eso que me quede dormida imagine if i didnt!	Mannn I'm so tired and I even slept in! Imagine if I hadn't!
<user> yea... the best i can do is be here for him si me necesita	<user> yeah . the best i can do is be here for him if he needs me .
<user> de nada anything for you guys	<user> no problem , anything for you guys
nice body yo? my assssss estot mas seca que un palo!	Nice body yo? My ass is drier than a stick!
i think i'll jst knock out aya ellas. i went to sleep at 4 lastnight lol.. peace my nigglets	I think I'll just knock out ahora mismo . I went to sleep at 4 last night lol . Peace my little homies
<user> entonces pa que dice que enfrente de la novia no! ya iva decir este avienta novias a lo guey lol jk jk puro cottoreo!	<user> so why the fuck would he say that in front of his girlfriend ! i was gonna say he throws girlfriends around like crazy lol lol just kidding around !
<user> oh yeaa nomas tienes tu permiy right?!	<user> oh yeaa you just have your permiy right ?!
<user> <user> con eso de que se la vive en su musica. ni sabe what happens around him lol.	<user> <user> with that , he's always lost in his music . He doesn't know what's going on around him lol .
fixed things con mi cousin and with someone you guys least expect! ya veran quien.	Fixed things with my cousin and with someone you guys would never guess ! You'll see who it is .
<user> are you like forreals coming pa tender mi cama?! o si no pos no lol	<user> are you really coming to tuck me in?! or nah lol
<user> nomas que no se echan a secar you let them dry and then las lijas	<user> just don't let them dry and then sand them
<user> well nomas como de las edges. but de todos modos con cualquier cosa que les caiga me duele lol.. its really easy to clean them tho	<user> well only the edges , but anyway it hurts me with anything they use lol .. but they're really easy to clean though
<user> hes the best man out there eso sin duda!	<user> He's the best man out there no doubt!
i started wearing eyeliner like 2 months before my quince. i dont think its to bad cause aye girls que hasta foundation y toda la cosa usan	I started wearing eyeliner like two months before my quince . I don't think it's too bad because hey , girls wear all kinds of stuff like foundation and everything .
now that ima be living closer calls for more time out con las girls :d	Now that I'll be living closer it calls for más time out with the girls :d
<user> eso siii thats what my mom always tells me and es lo que me calma when im mad im like true true lol	<user> that's righti thats what my mom always tells me and it's what calms me down when i'm angry i'm like true true lol
"""<user> lmaooo shes hilarious.. she was like """"ya sali del closet"""" lmfaooooooo"""	"<user> lmaooo she's hilarious . She was like ""Ya salí del clóset"" lmfaooooooo"
but ehh ya que im just glad they're happy (:	but eh, whatever I'm just glad they're happy (:
omg ima start singing for church  asi oh mas fuerte   ️	omg I'm going to start singing for church like this oh louder ️
i'll pretend que estoy crudo and go get one	i'll pretend i'm still drunk and go get one
este guey be chewing ugly as hell!!!!	This guy's chewing is so gross!!!!
ya es mi prima pero toa via no save :d lol	It's my cousin but she still doesn't know :d lol
yo solo se k me encantaron las flores k me dieron... lmao ok bye goodnight or good morning! lol	I only know that I loved the flowers that I got... lmao ok bye goodnight or good morning! lol
ay k sueño tengo << time to get some sleep =)	I have so much sleepiness **<sleep time>**! =)
aroz con leche was never my fav thing but man the ones my mom used to make were the bomb >> :/	Rice pudding was never my favorite thing but damn the ones my mom used to make were so good
<user> haha stupid.. yeah ive seen u too i know you abt that life!!!! :d tas loka tu	<user> haha silly.. yeah i've seen you too i know you're about that life!!!! :d you're crazy tu
<user> lets go.. yo invito!!! :d y tu pagas haha	<user> lets go .. I'll treat!!! :d and you pay haha
<user> pretty much! they just change a few things pero siempre casi es lo mismo!	<user> pretty much! they just switch up a few things but it's siempre the same shit!
porque me vale, vale todo ehhhh lets goo... haha jk	Because I don't care, it's all worth it ehhhh let's go... (haha just kidding)
<user> oh you mean a la bola.. lmao yeah	<user> oh you mean ball-shaped . lmao yeah
<user> tell me about it aparese que te pego un infarto  lmao	<user> tell me about it it looks like you got hit by a heart attack lmao
<user> i'm not bitchy haha i just kinda cranky cuando me pega la hambre xd	<user> I'm not a bitch haha , I just get kind of hangry when I'm hungry xd
i like how the donuts on la primera always be hooking it up:))	I like how the donuts at la primera always hook it up:)
<user> pero enserio!! lol it's like there meant to break	<user> but for real ! lol it's like they're meant to break
<user> no pos wow thanks tho	<user> well wow thanks tho
<user> i'm widdit lol los modelos saben mejor con el dolor	<user> i'm with it lol the models look better with the pain
<user> cual collegio? i goto <user>	<user> which school ? i go to <user>
<user> haha pues si tu dices yo no te niego lol, pero xque dices eso? you think your a handful or what :p?	<user> haha if you say so lol, why are you saying that though ? Do you think you're a handful or somethin' ? :p
pet the dog (consentir/contemplar/acariciar al perro) no es pamper o algo así:) do n’t pet the dog, he does n’t like being touched.	"""Don't <pamper> or anything like that:) Do not pet the dog, he doesn't like being touched."""
pep talk. discurso para dar ánimo let me give you a short pep talk on how it works.	Let me give you a short **pep talk** on how it works.
fix your tie componer la corbata, aunque suene fix un poco raro) do you need help fixing your tie?	Fix your tie compose the bowtie , even if it sounds fix a bit weird ) Do you need help fixing your bowtie ?
move out (no olvidar el out) mudarse de un sitio a otro. we're finally moving out over the weekend	We're finally moving out of one place to another over the weekend.
keep myself from: dejar de. i cann't keep myself from eating sweets.	I can't dejar de eating sweets.
jealous no solo significa celoso, tambien significa envidioso. you're going out with julio? wow i'm so jealous	Jealous doesn't only mean jealous , it also means envious . You're going out with Julio ? Wow , I'm so envious .
dolled up: organizarse con mucho esmero. person 1: what are you all dolled up for? person 2: my husband and i got invited to a party.	Person 1: What did you dress up so elaborately for? Person 2: My husband and I were invited to a party.
get the best of me: eclipsar/hacer sentir menos my boss likes to push me around, but i wo n’t let him get the best of me.	"""eclipse/make feel less my boss likes to bully me around , but I won't let him get the best of me ."""
whatnot: cualquiera/todos esos. i like tropical fruits: guava, mangoes, papayas, and whatnot.	whatnot: cualquiera/todos esos. Me gustan las frutas tropicales: guayaba, mangos, papayas y qué sé yo.
settle down: sentar cabeza. he was ready to settle down with the woman of his dreams.	He was ready to put down roots with the woman of his dreams.
cheat: hacer trampa. teacher: if you cheat on the exam, you will automatically fail.	cheat: to cheat teacher: if you cheat on the exam, you will automatically fail. (no te la vas a acabar)
he tricked me: me engañó. he tricked me into thinking he was at work the whole time.	He tricked me: me hizo creer que estaba en el trabajo todo el tiempo.
i broke out in hives: tengo un brote de piel (urticaria) i broke out in hives over my entire body due to a bad reaction to my medicine.	I broke out in hives: I have a skin outbreak (urticaria) all over my body due to a bad reaction to my medication.
<user> aqui dicen a tough nut to crack, un problema dificil de resolver:)	<user> they say a tough nut to crack over here, a tough problem to solve:)
would you mind giving me directions to the party? (would you mind, muy usado)	Would you mind giving me directions to the fiesta?
este sábado nuestras alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita reciben la visita de monic abbad, joven …	This Saturday our students at Image Modeling by La Gatita will receive a visit from Monic Abbad , a young entrepreneur .
<user> <user> ni yo, forever and ever sera abc family	<user> <user> not me , it'll be forever and ever ABC family .
yo amo vestirme con prisa y bajo presión cuando estoy en casa porque como toda mi ropa está en maya, me invento unos outfits bien on point	I love getting dressed in a rush and under pressure when I'm at home because since all my clothes are in Maya, I come up with some really on point outfits!
<user> yea me paso.. bambi y su fam jaja scares the shit out of me	<user> yeah that happened to me too . bambi and her fam lol scares the shit out of me
olivia tiene the best of both worlds... literal	Olivia has the best of both worlds ... literally.
a mis amigas la uni las tiene que tener bien clavas' porque no han hablado en el group message hoy.	My friends better be on point today because they haven't spoken in the group message today .
tweets buenos yendo pal draft porque a esta hora a nadie le importa.	Good tweets going to the draft because at this hour no one cares .
friday!!!! amanecimos ready tempranito a llenarte de energia... <user> mezclando …	Friday!!!! We woke up early ready to fill you with energy ... <user> mixing ...
la práctica, hace la perfección.... imagen modeling by la gatita..	Practice makes perfect... Modeling by the kitty .
igual sale un poquito más tarde el vlog. a las seis fijo que no está, pero pasiensia pls  ️	The vlog will probably be up a bit later . For sure not by 6 , but please have some patience .
<user> <user> a mi me sale el option de save as a gif or as a pic so tu escoges	<user> <user> I get the option to save it as a gif or a picture so you choose
fall look ready! lista para el otoño. los lentes siempre in	Fall look ready! Ready for the autumn . The glasses always in .
cuando haces un freestyle en argentina con un beatbox de <user>	When you do a freestyle in Argentina with a beatbox from <user> .
“<user>: best buy cerrara 50 tiendas | se concentrara en la venta de equipos moviles:  ” jummm así empezó...	<user>: best buy is closing 50 stores | it will focus on mobile device sales: ” there it goes ...
aunque lo odien ahora, he will forever be my babyyy:)	Even though people hate him now , he will forever be my baby .
the kronno play rap | canal secundario | kronno zomber (videoclip oficial)	the kronno play rap | secondary channel | kronno zombie (official music video)
<user> yezus ok jajaja so voy con la camisa?	<user> yeah okay haha so am I wearing the shirt?
sufro un poco cuando matan el nombre de un political leader.	I suffer a little when they murder a political leader's name.
<user>: <user> jajajajajajajaja te amo jajajajjaja me too kid:)))	<user>: <user> hahahahahaha I love you hahahaha me too kid:)))
mayweather es tan pendejo like i know u have money but you should stay humble.	Mayweather is so stupid. I know you have money but you should stay humble.
"""off lease only """"la gatita deals of the week""""  via <user>"""	"""Off lease only the little kitty deals of the week via <user>"""
<user> ok cool! el sábado vuelvo a cerrar por si acaso.	<user> ok cool ! I'll close on Saturday just in case .
<user> with repostapp ・・・ gracias <user> por el apoyo y la entrevista en …	<user> with repostapp ・・・ thank you <user> for the support and the interview in ...
estos naps mio son tan largo que ni se consideran naps...	These naps of mine are so long that they don't even consider them naps ...
has visto mi celular? no,,, no lo he visto lol	Have you seen my phone? No,,, I haven't seen it lol
un freestyle con my brother litos y zarcort!! todo el mundo con las manos en el aire argentina!   ️	A freestyle with my brother Litos and Zarcort! Everyone put your hands in the air, Argentina!
“<user>: <user> cuando tiran guineos para el abanico del senior spot  ” jajajajajaa no	<user>: <user> when they throw bananas for the senior spot fan </jaja>jajaa no
el pobre de darwin se tiene que estar revolcando en su tumba, gracias a mi familia. sorry, darwin. i love you.	The poor Darwin must be rolling over in his grave because of my family . Sorry , Darwin . I love you .
“<user>: tener un lugar donde ir, se le llama hogar. tener a quienes amar, se llama familia. tener ambas es una bendición. ” so true:)	“<user>: to have a place to go, it's called home . to have people to love, it's called family . to have both is a blessing . ” so true:)
gana boletos para ver el show de disney on ice!	Win tickets to see the Disney on Ice show!
y está el link de descarga y la letra de la canción en la descripción zombers! :d	And the download link and the song lyrics are in the description zombers! :D
por que estas niñas, también son mías. como no quererlas... las adoro! imagen modeling by la …	Why are these girls also mine . How could I not love them ... I adore them ! Modeling picture taken by La ...
<user> aqui dicen a tough nut to crack, un problema dificil de resolver:)	<user> they say a tough nut to crack over here, a tough problem to solve :)
<user> salirse con las suyas, si alguien hace algo malo y no paga por eso. he killed a cat and almost got away with it.:)	<user> getting away with it . If someone does something wrong and doesn't pay for it , he killed a cat and almost got away with it . :)
move out (no olvidar el out) mudarse de un sitio a otro. we're finally moving out over the weekend	We're finally moving from one place to another over the weekend.
<user> <user> fuck a limo! al estilo de mi durango mejor ckn una cabalgata de la iglesia hasta llegar al salon ;d	<user> <user> fuck a limo ! let's do it Durango style , better yet , a horse carriage ride from the church all the way to the venue ; d
<user> <user> lmfao ofendes no just watch te va gustar la idea	<user> <user> lmfao you'll love the idea , trust me
aroz con leche was never my fav thing but man the ones my mom used to make were the bomb >> :/	"""Rice pudding was never really my thing , but damn , the ones my mom used to make were delicious"""
i'll pretend que estoy crudo and go get one	i'll pretend like i'm still drunk and go get one
escalated quickly: se salió de control rápidamente. not long before we ordered our drinks, a fight broke out. it escalated quickly	"The phrase ""se salió de control rápidamente"" translates to ""got out of control quickly."""
keep to myself: mantenerse encerrado. person 1: do you go out much? person 2: no, i just tend to keep to myself.	Person 1: Do you go out much? Person 2: No, yo solo me mantengo en mi cascarón.
<user> quien sabe. guess everybody's different i don't get hungover with liquor. y con beer a lil bit	<user> who knows . guess everybody's different , i don't get hungover with hard liquor . and with beer , a little bit .
icebreaker: forma de romper el hielo. asked her where she was from because it was a good icebreaker.	Icebreaker: a good way to break the ice . I asked her dónde era de because it was a good icebreaker .
omg ima start singing for church  asi oh mas fuerte   ️	omg I'm going to start singing for church like this oh more loudly 🌟
porque me vale, vale todo ehhhh lets goo... haha jk	because I don't care , it's all worth it ehhhh lets goo ... haha just kidding
dolled up: organizarse con mucho esmero. person 1: what are you all dolled up for? person 2: my husband and i got invited to a party.	Person 1: What are you all dolled up for? Person 2: Mi marido y yo fuimos invitados a una fiesta. (My husband and I were invited to a party.)
<user> lets go.. yo invito!!! :d y tu pagas haha	<user> lets go .. I'll treat!!! :d and you pay haha
get back on your feet: sostenerse por uno mismo i just need a little help so that i can get back on my feet.	get back on your feet: sostenerse por mí mismo/sola, solo necesito un poco de ayuda para poder sostenerme por mí mismo/sola.
<user> no me aguito just know same goes to you lmao	<user> I'm not messing around just know the same goes for you too lmao
no to mention: enfatizar algo q se agrega a un a lista. he's one of the kindest and most intelligent, not to mention handsome, men i know.	No to mention: emphasizes a point that's being added to a list . He's one of the kindest and most hardworking , not to mention good-looking , guys I know .
wasted: muy ebrio. mixing vodka and tequila was n’t a good idea; i am completely wasted.	"""I'm very drunk. Mixing vodka and tequila was not a good idea; I'm completely [wasted]."""
settle down: sentar cabeza. he was ready to settle down with the woman of his dreams.	He was ready to <sentar cabeza> with the woman of his dreams.
<user> chingon!!! long overdue! ay pa dominguear agusto con sus rancheras!!!	<user> awesome!!! long overdue! let's go enjoy some ranchera music on Sunday!!!
in their hands: en sus manos the fate of my business rests in the government's hands.	The fate of my business rests in the hands of the government.
<user> los clasicos son mas major, ima knock out goodnight:)	<user> the classics are better , I'm knocking out good night:)
barca is definitely taking la copa del rey and liga <<<	Barca is definitely taking the king's cup and league
<user> haha stupid.. yeah ive seen u too i know you abt that life!!!! :d tas loka tu	<user> haha silly.. yeah i've seen you too , i know you're about that life !!!!! :d you're crazy girl !
<user> exactly! you love me niggaaa so no diga k no lol	<user> exactly! you love me bro so don't say you don't lol
having a boyfriend is just not my thing poreso siempre estoy single  aunke no kiera	Having a boyfriend is just not my thing , that 's why I 'm always single even though I do n't want to be .
"""<user> oh i only say it porque dice """"guey"""" ha"""	"<user> oh i only say it because it says ""dude"" ha"
<user> lol my parents love leaving me at home xk me traigo media tienda lol	<user> lol my parents love leaving me at home because I bring half the store with me lol
mom to be: otra forma de decir está en embarazo. she ’s a mom to be of a baby girl.	'Another way to say she's pregnant. She's expecting a baby girl.'
<user> yeah i know but i cant help it... lmao aver cuando	<user> yeah i know but i can't help it... lmao let's see when
more than meets the eye: más difícil de lo que parece. there is more to that problem than meets the eye.	More than meets the eye: más difícil de lo que parece a simple vista. That problem is more complicated than it appears to be on the surface.
<user> y tus dedos lol, i like eating lays with limon y tapatio	<user> and your fingers lol , i like eating chips with lime and hot sauce
no falta el entretenimiento... sin duda i cant complain, life is good :d	no shortage of entertainment ... no doubt I can't complain , life is good :d
<user> well duhh bitch! nopos wow!!! ya no ayan otra cosa k haser	<user> well duh, bitch! There's nothing else to do now!
<user> haha y te creo , tommarow well hit it harder than before	<user> haha I believe you , we'll hit it harder than antes tomorrow .
<user> lol sabes de buena mota?  ? match up sometime lol	<user> LOL do you know good weed ? let's match up sometime LOL
it has a mind of its own: tiene una mente propia. this computer has a mind of its own, it just won't cooperate!	"""It has a life of its own: tiene una vida propia. This computer has a life of its own, it just won't cooperate!"""
<user> keep it real = no seas falso, sé tu mismo:)	<user> keep it real = don't be fake , be yourself:)
sleep in: dormir hasta tarde. since i do n’t have work in the morning, i get to sleep in.	sleep in: dormir hasta tarde . As I don't have work tomorrow morning , I can dormir hasta tarde .
rt <user>: public service announcement: 4 fish tacos en la cuevita x $10 todo el mes de junio	RT <user>: Public service announcement: 4 fish tacos at La Cuevita for $10 all June long!
en tú eres parte del show. descarga el app univisión conecta y vota.	You're part of the show . Download the Univision Conecta app and vote .
rt <user>: ¡maia! esta hermosura busca su forever home. dale una oportunidad, optemos por la adopción!	RT <user>: Maia! This beauty is looking for her forever home . Give her a chance , let's adopt !
rt <user>: tendencia bien fuerte para este otoño combinar tus jackie jeans con tops en denim!	RT <user>: Strong trend alert! Mixing your jackie jeans with denim tops this fall!
<user> asumo que es el middle finger pero.... hay un emoji  sou no entiendo	<user> I assume it's the middle finger but... there's an emoji that I don't understand
<user> lo bueno es que si ves las últimas intros de bfvsgf, son una copia descaradísima de casey! aunque me caen bien esos dos, so...	The good thing is that if you watch the latest bfvsgf intros , they're a super blatant copy of Casey ! But I like those two so...
by <user> via photorepost_app y seguimos …	by <user> via photorepost_app and we keep on …
que ilu!!! ^^ mañana a la nieve a hacer lo que mas me gusta! a rodar un rap play!   ️ va a ser genial! ️	How exciting!!! ^^ Tomorrow we're off to the snow to do what I love most! Shooting a rap video!  It's going to be awesome! 🏂
me acabo de comer una galleta de chocolate chip con mantecado  whyyy???	I just ate a chocolate chip cookie with ice cream whyyy???
con relacion a mi last rt... eso acaba el proximo weekend	with regard to my last rt ... that's over next weekend
<user>: <user> como se ponen gifs en tw omg asi los baje al celelular y pues no se salen asi... jajaja	<user>: <user> how do you put gifs on tw omg i downloaded them on my cell and they're not showing up...haha
todo mi snapchat esta en ibiza. okay. cool. y yo aqui.	All my Snapchat is in Ibiza . Okay . Cool . And me here .
<user> un sitio de hamburgers, un sitio de sandwiches y otro que tiene de todo un poco tipo chilis.. that's it	<user> a place for hamburgers , a place for sandwiches and another one that has a bit of everything like chilis .. that's all folks
rt <user>: my heart   p.s. están para adopción!!	RT <user>: my heart aches . p . s . They're up for adoption !
un smoothie o frappé, all i ask for, puñeta	A smoothie or frappé , that's all I ask for , damn it !
“<user>: look de hoy gracias a <user> me encanto flaca! <user> <user>  ” de look	“<user>: today's look thanks to <user> I loved it skinny girl! <user> <user>'s look”
si queréis ver avance del vlog de mañana, id al snap de mi hermana. user: queencharlottte. maravilla.	If you want to see a sneak peek of tomorrow's vlog , go to my sister's snap . User: queencharlottte . It's wonderful .
rt <user>: quiero gym, playa y road-trips.	I want gym , beach and road trips .
¿por qué todos tus tweets son en caps lock? da fuq.	Why are all your tweets in caps lock ? da fuq .
rt <user>: un turn on bieeen bieeen cabron es que te digan que besas cabron	RT <user>: a major turn on is when they tell you that you're a great kisser
madre mia top 1 en unas cuantas horas en <user> :d basta!! ok no es broma... ahre xd	My goodness top 1 in a few hours on <user> :d enough!! ok not joking... just kidding xd
"""rt <user>: si mi senior year se fue en un """"abrir y cerrar de ojos"""", mi prepa year se fue el doble de rapido"""	"""rt <user>: if my senior year flew by in the blink of an eye , then my prepa year flew by at the speed of light"""
rt <user>: mi gente proximamente vamos a estar empezando a vender taquillas para el after asj 2014 con de la ghetto. pendientes …	Real-time <user>: my people we will soon start selling tickets for the after party ASJ 2014 with De La Ghetto . Stay tuned ...
i am blushing with excitement about your 50th anniversary <user>!. feliz cumple de 50anos <user>!	I am blushing with excitement about your 50th anniversary <user>! Happy 50 years old <user>!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - uncharted 4 rap | ¿cara o cruz? | kronno zomber | (	I liked a video from <user> <user> ( - uncharted 4 rap | heads or tails? | kronno zomber | (
todo el mundo con beers y <user> compra kosher cherry wine...	Everyone's got their beers and <user> buys kosher cherry wine .
rt <user>: mi papá grabando gymnastics = close ups mios todo el baile	RT <user>: my dad filming gymnastics = close ups of me the whole dance
run for a cause.. a correr por una causa	run for a reason
viendo vídeos de h1z1 de <user> para corregir mi skill de noob profesional jajaja que dificil es el juego plis!	Watching <user>'s h1z1 videos to fix my noob professional skill lol it's such a hard game plis!
buenos dias ya de regreso a miami despues de haber estado en puerto rico, new york y las vegas! good to be home! ️	Good morning everyone, back in Miami after having been in Puerto Rico, New York and Las Vegas!  Good to be home! 🏡
en fin, mejor me callo... xd voy a seguir con zomber girl! y a comenzar con el video! que ilu!	In the end , I'd better shut up ... xd I'm gonna keep watching zombie girl ! And start the video ! How exciting !
nuevo rap! :d el tag el youtuber rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	New rap! :d The youtuber rap tag | Kronno Zomber | (Official music video) via <user>
<user> xoxo, made in guadalajara baby!!! tq flaca, nos vemos pronto!!!!	<user> xoxo , made in Guadalajara , baby !!! I love you thin girl , see you soon !!!
rt <user>: i'm a great friend, me dicen para ir a un sitio y ahí estoy, los defiendo hasta el cielo, tengo una tumba por boca, pero no …	Real-time <user>: I'm a great friend , they call me to go somewhere and there I am , I defend them to the sky , I have a tomb for a mouth but not ...
dentro de poco me gustaría irme a marruecos a grabar un vídeo de una canción que he hecho inspirada en hymn for the weekend de coldplay!	Soon I'd like to go to Morocco to shoot a music video for a song I wrote inspired by Coldplay's Hymn for the Weekend!
la super barbacoa! | multijugador | black ops 3:  vía <user>	the super barbecue! | multiplayer | black ops 3: via <user>
<user> hahahahaha pues ya me vi que no soy la única so no me afecta	<user> hahahahaha well now I know I'm not the only one so it doesn't affect me
hoy lunes de vuelta a la oficina llenos de urban vibes.	Back to the office today with a bunch of urban vibes.
<user> shhh, let me be. sigue con tu depresion	<user> shhh , let me be . Keep up with your sadness .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber ft.	I've enjoyed a video from <user> about <user> ( - cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber ft.
okeys zombers pues nada... tengo face temporalmente bloqueado... he tenido que subir foto de mi dni y no sé cuando me lo devolverán...	alright zombies well ... my facebook is temporarily blocked ... i had to upload a photo of my id and i have no idea when they will give it back to me ...
rock your self girl  attraction new collection ya disponible en el local. ph enfasisec …	"""Rock yourself girl , the new collection is already available at the store , emphasis on self-love !"""
ready for tonight!!! lista con mi outfit para esta noche!!! !!! hoy salhua open hoy salhua open 10 am a 5 pm	Ready for tonight! Outfit's on point! Store's open today from 10 am to 5 pm.
scott pilgrim vs. the world es la pelicula más random ever	Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is the most random movie ever
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cryptic wisdom - throw in the towel (official	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - cryptic wisdom - throw in the towel (official)
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita, registrate para informacion en	New courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . Sign up for details at
remember, remember... hoy es domingo de snupchut.	Remember, remember... today is Sunday of snupchut.
rt <user>: <user> <user> es el mejor!! se lo merece! hagamos tt el hashtag vas a ganar i …	Real-time <user>: <user> <user> is the best ! He deserves it ! Let's make the hashtag trending , you will win it ...
trap + rap plays... traplays  no me esperaba que este royo fuese a quedar increíblemente épico, ahí lo dejo...	Trap + rap plays... traplays was so epic, I can't believe it. There you go...
mejor 2s bacardi apples con cranberry!	better 2s bacardi apples with cranberries!
domingo de snupchut is on babes...	Sunday Funday is on babes...
<user> malaga city es la clave auron! aqui estan los mejores rap players!! ajaja	<user> Malaga city is the key Auron ! Here are the best rap players !! ajaja
el tag el youtuber rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	The YouTube tag is up: Kronno Zomber | (Official Video Clip): Via <user>
rt <user>: el futuro cast de teen mom	Real talk <user>: the future cast of *Teen Mom*.
rt <user>: siempre que digo que quiero algo lo tengo tarde o temprano, not a problem at all	RT <user>: whenever I say I want something , I eventually get it , not a problem at all .
today is a new beginning! hoy es un nuevo comienzo, aprovechalo! blusa $20.00 collar $11.90  ️	Today is a fresh start! Make the most of it! Top $20, necklace $11.90.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs Minecraft | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort | Epic
encontrar en la revista nuestra denim shirt..  junto a nuestro sweet dress	Find in the magazine our denim shirt .. along with our sweet dress.
arranca que ya empezó la pre venta al grand slam party latino desde el marllins park. un dólar de …	It's go time , the presale for the Latin grand slam party at Marllins Park has started . Get your tickets for a buck ...
planes de hoy... ir al gym, estudiar, nap, salir lo que he echo: gym, y ahora voy pal nap y orita saldre	Today's plans ... hit the gym , study , nap , go out what I've done so far : gym , and now I'm headed for the nap and I'll go out soon .
casual friday!!!!! gm ya estamos ready	Casual Friday!!!! Good morning, we're ready!
super mi friend. miss u, you always rock. hope to see u soon. besote <user> <user> <user> <user>	super my friend . miss you , you always rock . hope to see you soon . big kiss <user> <user> <user> <user>
ya quiero ver the purge.	I can't wait to watch The Purge.
"""rt <user>: besos! """"<user>: mañana a mirar a <user> en <user> tomorrow lets all watch on <user> our friend <user> …"""	"""rt <user>: kisses! <user>: tomorrow let's all watch our friend <user> on <user> ..."""
hoy tus jueces favoritos y tú deciden quién sigue! tune in to y vota con la app univision conecta.	Today your favorite judges and you decide who moves on ! Tune in and vote with the Univision Conecta app .
lo que tanto esperabas al fin llegó salhua clothing store!!!!!!! pronto!!!	What you've been waiting for has finally arrived Salhua clothing store ! ! ! ! ! Coming soon !
rt <user>: nuevo drinking game: cada vez que curry meta un triple te das un shot	RT <user>: new drinking game: every time curry hits a three , you take a shot .
world war iii con mi alarma.	World War III with my alarm.
<user> ven a miiii pleasee! y si vienes empty handed te jodiste jajaja jk pero en serio llega ya!	<user> come to miiii pleasee! and if you come empty-handed you're screwed jajaja jk but seriously get here now!
hoy nos vamos pa island of adventure!!!	Today we're off to Island of Adventure!!!
rt <user>: mañana voy a estar home alone... get en casa	RT <user>: tomorrow I'll be home alone ... come over to my place
<user> jajajajaj indeed y btw ya que te ofresiste esta mañana... oficialmente estas encargada de buscarme un prom date:) jajajaja	<user> hahahaha indeed and btw since you offered this morning . . . you're officially in charge of finding me a prom date :))) hahahaha
estoy fangirleando en la fiesta de <user>... está red. get out of my kitchen. ña	I'm fangirling at <user>'s party ... she's red. Get out of my kitchen . shit .
rt <user>: no hago la fila de un fast food menos voy a esperar por ti cabron	I will never wait in line at a fast food place , let alone wait for you asshole .
<user>: the matte black audi r8 is beautiful   b e l l e z a :o	<user>: The matte black Audi R8 is beautiful   beauty :o
estoy casi segura que escribi mi essay mal, pero... oh well	I'm almost certain I wrote my essay wrong, but... oh well.
tinder es lo mas mierda que hay y aprendiendo a usarlo mande dos super likes algarou  solo a mi	Tinder is the biggest piece of shit ever , and I'm learning how to use it . While swiping , I sent two super likes to two different guys .
ya me mandaron los summer workouts de la uni  fml	They already sent me the summer workouts from the uni  fml
rt <user>: si, estoy escribiendo mi mejor rap freak hasta el momento!	RT <user>: yeah , I'm writing my best rap freak so far !
rt <user>: happy birthday a mi mejor amiga, mi partner in crime, mi hermana, te amo cc y no te cambio x nada best wishes nattt  http :/ …	Real-time <user>: Happy birthday to my best friend , my partner in crime , my sister , I love you cc and wouldn't trade you for anything ! Best wishes nattt !
sooooo ayer fui al beauty para hacerme highlights y salí con el pelo marron	So yesterday I went to the beauty salon to get highlights and left with brown hair .
"""mami acaba de poner una foto en fb que dice """"how to be a bad bitch""""."""	"""Mom just put up a photo on fb that says 'how to be a bad bitch.'"""
open open open hoy abrimos 20 a 25% off!! urdesa central circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes	Open open open! We're opening today! 20 to 25% off! Located at Urdesa Central Circunvalación Sur 723 y Guayacanes.
quienes son esos que fueron a amr  holy shit	who are those guys that went to the holy shit
look de voy con colores llamativos para <user> orange dress n purple …	I'm going with a vibrant look for <user> orange and purple dress ...
rt <user>: <user> linda el honda gps titans	Real-time <user>: <user> Honda GPS is lit .
tip for better: mantén tu carro igual de saludable que tú con el hum app de verizon.	tip for better: keep your car just as healthy as you with the hum app from verizon .
: sweet dress morado blue flat shoes paleta l.a. blush girl make up pedidos al 096.880.7384	sweet purple blue dress flat shoes Los Angeles makeup palette . Place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384
rt <user>: <user> ¿no se cansan de que le deis publicidad free que encima ahora esto...? ¡donde te has metido! jajajajjaja	RT <user>: <user> Don't they get tired of giving free publicity , that now on top of it ...? Where have you been ! hahahahhaha
inspirado al 100 x 100! las vacaciones me han sentado bien! vuelve kronno zomber! ^^ pronto vais a tener temas para aburriros :d	Inspired to the 100% ! Vacation did me well ! Kronno Zomber is back ! ^^ You'll soon have songs to bore you :d
"""“<user>: me when im mad  ” vi esto y lei"""" hol """"<user> <user> <user> fuckkk"""	"“<user>: me when I'm mad "" I saw this and read it as """" hol """"<user> <user> <user> fuckkk"""
jajajajaja scream queens me crakea demasiado	hahahaha scream queens cracks me up so much
para que prestar atención a comentarios, opiniones e insultos de haters... cuando tengo mas de 800.000 zombers apoyandome.   ️ z4e  ️	Why pay attention to comments , opinions and insults from haters ... when I have over 800 , 000 zombers supporting me .   🧟🤝
rt <user>: youtubers life - viaje espacial y matrimonio!  vía <user>	Real time <user>: spacetrip and marriage! via <user>
red carpet blancasoto vestido de <user> stylist <user> y …	Red carpet , white hot dress by <user> 's stylist <user> and …
la vida hay q vivirla con algeria!!! happy!!!. saco jeans	Life must be lived with cheerfulness !!! happy !!! I take out my jeans
un look super woow te quedo el vestido. nos botamos flaca <user> <user> <user>	One look super woow , the dress fits you perfectly . You killed it girl , <user> <user> <user>
no se ponga romantica plissss dame un kissss	Don't get romantic on me plissss, give me a kissss.
si queréis hacerme una visitilla por snupchut, mi user es yellowmellowmeh.	If you want to visit me on Snapchat , my username is yellowmellowmeh .
infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano? (prod. por sabioprodsknk):  vía <user>	"""Infamous Second Son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain? (produced by sabioprodsknk): via <user>"""
ben and ed rap | twerking | trap- play | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Ben and Ed rap | twerking | trap- play | Kronno Zomber | (official video) : via <user>
en esta temporada invernal es básico tener prendas cortas y frescas con colores claros. happy monday!	In this winter season it's essential to have short and fresh clothing pieces with light colors . Happy Monday !
levanta la mano (o envía un tweet) si buscas un smartphone nuevo para el regreso a clases.	Raise your hand (or tweet) if you're looking for a new smartphone for back-to-school.
me puse a ver un documental de comida antes de desayunar, bad idea af	I put on a food documentary before breakfast, bad idea as fuck.
“<user>: <user> pero querías ser famosa  love u mija! cuando celebramos todo  ️ ” jajaja sii verdad emergency massage urge	“<user>: <user> but you wanted to be famous love u girl ! when do we celebrate ? ️ ” hahaha yeah true emergency massage needed !
rt <user>: el eye contact es uno de los mejores feelings	Real talk <user>: the eye contact is one of the best feelings .
* ding, ding * nuevo mensaje de:	* Ding , ding * new message from :
rt <user>: después de estos 4 largos años, quiero agradecerle a wikihow por ayudarme a pasar high school y ser mi soporte emociona …	RT <user>: After these four long years , I want to thank Wikihow for helping me get through high school and being my emotional support ...
zombers! no os importa que el vídeo de uncharted 4 no tenga mucha edición no? de todos modos la canción es un temazo!!! ^^ :d	Zombies! Don't you care that the video of Uncharted 4 has no fancy editing ? Anyway , the song is amazing !!! ^^ : D
yaaaas baby! ¿os está gustando el vídeo?  ️	Yaaaas baby! Are you guys enjoying the video?️
así de lindas comenzamos el día con un dress shirt  disponible en s-m-l open 10:00 am	We start the day so beautifully with a dress shirt available in S-M-L open at 10:00 am.
"""he bloqueado a una persona cuya mención al tuit de orange empezaba con """"pues al final..."""" zas. block. fuck spoilers. me voy de aquí."""	"I have blocked someone whose tweet mention to Orange started with ""Anyway in the end... "" zas . Block . Fuck spoilers . I'm leaving here ."
"""rt <user>: extraño esos """"morning text"""" que me mantenía sonriendo todo el día"""	"""RT <user>: I miss those """"morning texts"""" that kept me smiling all day"""
<user>: when prom is the only thing anyone wants to talk about  jajajajaj todos los dias	<user>: when prom is the only topic everyone keeps bringing up jajajaj every single day
good morning familia todos escuchamos el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning family, everyone listens to the new Zol 106.7 FM.
el pr person encargado de rebrand abc family a freeform hizo un pésimo trabajo. que nombre horrible para un network.	The person in charge of rebranding abc family into Freeform did a terrible job. What a horrible name for a network .
mis suggested friends en fb son todos atletas.	My suggested friends on fb are all athletes .
gracias por vuestros zombilikes! :d en el tema de infamous second son! ^^	Thanks for your zombielikes! :D on the topic of Infamous Second Son! ^^
un saludo... para q ir al gym si en el work camino demás...	A salute ... why go to the gym when I work hard on the way ...
rt <user>: mmm tengo un beer pong tournament de mi clase este weekend y no se quien invitar para mi +1	RT <user>: mmm I have a beer pong tournament from my class this weekend and I don't know who to invite for my plus one .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (	I've enjoyed a video of <user> ( foxy vs sonic . exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (
más glam que nunca!!! una pic con nuestros accesorios! collares, pulseras enrrollables y aretes!	More glam than ever!!! A pic with our accessories! Necklaces, wrap bracelets and earrings!
<user> yo necesito en diciembre terminar con. 03 más y ya en verano subiré. 02 so full lo logro	<user> I need to finish with .03 more in December and then in the summer I'll increase .02 so I'll be able to make it
rt <user>: “<user>: mi selfie de hoy, gracias a mi <user> por el look! estaba sabrosa  ” // sabro …	"RT <user>: ""<user>: My selfie today , thanks to my <user> for the look ! I was delicious "" // tasty ..."
rt <user>: necesito un girls night de que pa ayer	I need a girls night like yesterday!
<user> no it ist jajajajja suena como mi yal alter ego	<user> no it isssst jajajajja it sounds like my yal alter ego
mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Mortal Kombat x | Rap play - Kronno Zomber (official music video ): via <user>
ok, es trending topic. mantened la calma. disimulad.	OK, it's trending. Keep calm. Act casual.
nightmare | especial halloween | kronno zomber (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	"""nightmare | special halloween | kronno zomber (official video clip) via <user>"""
rt <user>: no tengo morning text's voy a tener morning sex...	RT <user>: I don't have morning texts , I'm gonna have morning sex ...
rt <user>: nuevo shopper: ¡prepara tu hogar para las fiestas! ver shopper:	RT <user>: New shopper: Get your home ready for the holidays! See shopper:
<user> tienes que parar con los spoilers de the 100. bye	<user> you have to stop with the the 100 spoilers . bye
so aquí me quedo en mi casa hasta mañana fack et.	So here I stay at home till tomorrow fuck it.
me voy a dormir con la tranquilidad de que no me voy a despertar con resaca. no alcohol party for life. feliz año, babies.	I'm going to bed with the comfort of knowing I won't wake up with a hangover . No alcohol party for life . Happy New Year , babies .
on set style by me un juez de <user> con sus invitadas y el conductor <user>	on set style by me a judge from <user> with their guests and host <user>
rt <user>: y mi libra? ah wait..	Did you want the money? Oh wait...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - nightmare | especial halloween | kronno zomber (videoclip	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - nightmare | Halloween special | kronno zomber (video clip
gracias por todos vuestros comentarios buenos! enserio gracias! z4e! foxy vs sonic. exe | battle | kronno zomber	Thank you for all your kind comments ! Really , thank you ! z4e ! Foxy vs . Sonic . exe | battle | kronno zomber .
más de nuestra última colección denim shirt we are denim lovers! <user>	More from our latest denim collection shirt we are lovers of denim! <user>
rt <user>: ¿cuándo vas a hacer el twerking play? <user>	RT <user>: When are you going to do the twerking play? <user>
buenas noches zombers y gracias por los 600.000 k  ️  ️ el corredor del laberinto | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort	good night zombers and thank you for the 600 , 000 k < 3 < 3 the maze runner | the trials | kronno & zarcort
yo super motivá con mi nuevo crush, lo busco en fb y tiene novia bye	I'm super crushing on this guy hard , I look him up on facebook , and he has a girlfriend . Goodbye crush .
si ha youtube le da la gana publico el video, hay un error voy a intentar solucionarlo zombers!	If YouTube decides to publish the video , there's a glitch I'm going to try and fix it zombies !
rt <user>: abrazos a las tres! rt <user>: mis bellas y talentosas amigas fashion stylists <user> <user>...	RT <user>: Hugs to the three of you! RT <user>: my beautiful and talented stylist friends <user> <user>...
rt <user>: <user> jaja sabía que ibas a contestar eso, no worries no s que prefiera estudiar a estar contigo jajaja hellow	RT <user>: <user> haha I knew you'd answer that , no worries , better study than be with you , haha hellow .
always time siempre tiempo para correr	There's always time to run.
<user>: cada dia encuentro menos razones para estudiar p r e a c h! jajajs	<user>: every day I find fewer and fewer reasons to study preach ! haha
soñaba con otro club media fest pero en un sitio raro y con gente muy extraña.	I dreamed about another club party but in a weird place and with very strange people.
se me olvida que hoy es domingo y mañana lunes de estar home alone, wujuuu	I forget that today is Sunday and tomorrow's a Monday of being home alone, woo-hoo!
rt <user>: kronno esa mano pa'rriba, donde pueda verla!	Real-time <user>: kronno that hand up high where I can see it !
están sonando cachitos de mi próximo single en snupchut... yo sólo digo... user: yellowmellowmeh.	My next single's snippets are playing on Snupchut ... I'm just saying ... user: yellowmellowmeh.
bueno corillo. el bf me va a despertar a las 7am y yo sigo aquí. so cheket.	good stuff . the bf will wake me up at 7 am and here i am . so cool .
thinking about beach ️️ prepara tu outfit para la playa! te presentamos esta blusa chic! blusa $24.90	Thinking about the beach 🌊! Get your beach outfit ready! We've got you covered with this chic blouse! Blouse: $24.90
el saludo, mega dead... pero con gusto! verdad <user>... love u	the greeting , mega dead ... but gladly ! <user> ... love u
<user> hank moody esta cabron	<user> hank moody is badass
se parte de la historia grand slam party latino.	Be part of the grand slam latino history party.
se puede decir que está viciada a sleeping dogs y no me deja editar el video, pero aun asi la quiero <user>	You could say she's addicted to Sleeping Dogs and she won't let me edit the video , but I still love her <user>
waiting for you! hoy abiertos hasta las 6:00 pm! te esperamos!!	Waiting for you! Open till 6:00 pm today! See you soon!!
<user> bad blood es el mejooor	<user> bad blood is the best one
emmm  me han dicho que hoy hay ganas de far cry rap con el señor <user> no?	emmmm I've been told there's a craving for some far cry rap with Mr . <user> today , eh ?
¡me estáis petando snupchut y me encanta! mi user: yellowmellowmeh.	You're blowing up my snapchat and I love it! My username is yellowmellowmeh.
<user> pls... cada vez que abre la boca es pa darle con to la mano abierta	<user> please... every time he/she opens their mouth it's just begging for a smack across the face .
rt <user>: no te voy a peliar por salir, ni por likes, no te voy a check el cell ni nada. i give u my full trust, y si lo pierdes? a …	"""Real talk <user>: I won't fight you for going out , or for likes , I won't check your cell or anything . I give you my full trust , and if you lose it ? All hell will break loose . """
rt <user>: cena senior hoy. the feels.	Real talk <user>: senior dinner tonight . The feels .
"""by <user> """"photoshoot en nyc para winter/holidays 2014 junto a la celebrity stylist …"""	"""by <user> """"photo shoot in NYC for winter/holidays 2014 along with the celebrity stylist …"""
hecho con todo el amor del mundo <user> esto es una leyenda   ️ rise of the tomb raider | kronno	Made with all the love in the world <user> this is a legend ️ rise of the tomb raider | kronno
el vlog de hoy, pequeños narnianos: volando el drone por primera vez!!	Today's vlog, little Narnians: flying the drone for the first time!!
<user> además de que no hay color muchas veces en las voces. big bang theory por ejemplo. el doblaje de esa serie es un horror.	<user> besides , the voices often lack colors . Big Bang Theory for instance , the dubbing of that show is horrendous .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - risas + cómo se rodó rise of thetomb raider rap | kronno	I liked a video from <user> on <user> ( - laughs + how the rise of the tomb raider rap was made Kronno
unfollow a todos los que estan diciendo cosas de the 100. puñeta.	unfollow everyone who's talking about the 100 . Damn it .
jajajajajajajaja te das cuenta que todo el mundo sabe quien es el ginger por los favorites	hahahahahaha do you realize everyone knows who the ginger is by the favorites
rt <user>: yo se que si estoy con alguien me controlo y seria fiel but for now let's have fun	RT <user>: I know that if I'm with someone I can control myself and I would be loyal , but for now let's have some fun .
y se me acabó el makeup remover. perfect timing	and I ran out of makeup remover . couldn't have been at a worse time .
él taste of rums está brutal!!! el mejor $$$gastado!!!	The taste of rums is brutal !!! The best money ever spent !!!
rt <user>:  full, ahí es cuando me creo fotógrafo y le realizó un shooting	RT <user>: full , that's when I feel like a photographer and take a shoot .
buenos dias zombers!! os dejo el link de mi soundcloud! podeis seguirme tambien! ^^	Good morning zombers !! Here's my soundcloud link ! You can follow me too ! ^^
listos para el red carpet de <user> <user> nacholacriatura …	Are we ready for the red carpet, <user>? <user> creature ...
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - rise of the tomb raider | rap playthrough | kronno
breaking rap | sesión de fotos | kronno zomber	Breaking rap | photo shoot | kronno zomber
somos un grupo de hip hop de los 90.	We're a 90s hip hop group.
la melo del futuro dice que mañana opinará sobre finebros. dice que si is it too late now to say sorry.	The girl from the future says that tomorrow she will give her opinion about Finebros . She says that if it's too late now to say sorry .
<user> ugh que annoying, en la iupi va a ver uno jueves y viernes	<user> ugh how annoying , there's gonna be one at the U on Thursday and Friday .
pues ellos fueron para ayer a nosotros there were about twenty people there.	Well , they went yesterday , there were like twenty people there .
"""and... and... and then we said... and then we asked... i say """"sargento lo que tú sacas son los happy face verdad para poner+ +lo ahí <unintelligible>"""""""	"""And ... and ... and then we said ... and then we asked ... I say 'Sargento, what you get are the smiley faces right? For the <unintelligible> + + put them there.' """
estaba aquí three feet away.	I was aquí three feet away from you.
él te <unintelligible> don't kiss... don't kiss no butt not more.	He doesn't <unintelligible> kiss ... kiss no ass ever .
todos los meses los van a <unintelligible> en vez de tener tres mil personas i'm going to have at least um... five hundred four hundred something like that.	Every month they're going to <unintelligible> instead of having three thousand people I'm gonna have at least uh... five hundred or four hundred something like that.
pero i thought ella fue like very good.	But I thought she was like muy bueno.
está la command staff.	The command staff is here.
because mother... maybe because mummy no la puede cuidar.	because mother ... maybe because mom can't take care of her .
my oldest son went through a... a little bit once he got to the point que estaba dating.	My oldest son went through a... a little phase when he started dating. He's over it now que ya encontró su media naranja.
but the... the point to be made is thank god que era serio.	but the... the point is thank god he was serious .
que by the way es venezolano.	that by the way he's Venezuelan .
no a mí me dio miedo yo ya estaba preparándo+ +me para buscar uno de los fire extinguishers para pegar+ +le un golpe en la cabeza.	No way , I was scared shitless , I was already preparing to grab a fire extinguisher to hit him over the head with it .
mira el trabajo es bastante... o sea tú creerías que trabajar en subway oh sí big deal nothing.	Look the job is quite... like you would think working at Subway oh yeah big deal literally nothing.
you know like hay que vacilar like.	you know like we gotta vibe like .
"""trying to remember like my dad shouting at my mom when i was like six years old """"me estoy volviendo calvo coño"""""""	"""Trying to remember like my dad shouting at my mom when I was like six years old 'I'm going bald fuck' """
but ah so the whole idea was that but like vacilar+ +se it has this... it has this extra component built into the word of um... of processing.	But ah so the whole idea was that but like **vacar** plus-plus it has this... it has this extra component built into the word of um... of processing.
yeah like cuidado con el aceite.	Yeah like be careful with the oil.
en vez de los tourist place.	instead of the tourist places.
"""y yo y que """"maría what's wrong claro que ana está con el novio arriba en el cuarto or downstairs or whatever sabes"""""""	"""And I was like 'María what's wrong' obviously Ana is with her boyfriend either upstairs in the bedroom or downstairs or whatever you know."""
aparte que te da free tickets.	It also gives you free tickets.
"""y yo le dijo """"well the plan is i want to get married"""""""	"And I told her, ""Well, the plan is, I want to get married."""
o sea era una hora de+ +el... de+ +el una hora y media de+ +el information session.	"It should be ""like an hour and a half of his information session."""
llamamos a+ +el customer service.	We called the customer service.
"""y me dice """"call me before you get back and i'll see if i can get you a buddy pass"""""""	"And he tells me, ""call me before you get back and I'll see if I can get you a buddy pass."""
o sea ella es everything her way y si no se amotina.	So she's everything her way and if it's not , she gets rebellious .
pero es que the thing is that i wasn't there.	Pero es que no estuve allí.
oh no y ella obviamente en tennis shoes.	Oh no and she's obviously in tennis sneakers.
"""and y yo y que """"qué boba and she's not with you"""""""	"""and I , like , """"what a fool she is and she's not with you"""""""
"""y entonces ella y que """"you have to get rid of the cat because if we're going to get new"""""""	"""And then she goes 'you have to get rid of the cat because if we're gonna get new'"""
"""y yo le dijo """"ok the bad news"""""""	"and I tell him/her ""ok the bad news"""
"""y entonces me dice """"but the good news is that i'm getting married"""""""	"And then he/she tells me ""but the good news is that I'm getting married""."
"""y ella le dijo que """"i'll move in but you got to get rid of the cat"""""""	"She told him that ""I'll move in but you've got to get rid of the cat."""
"""entonces me dice """"i'm not going to be single anymore"""""""	"Then he/she tells me ""I'm not going to be single anymore."""
"""entonces el y que """"you can come whenever you want sabes bueno"""""""	"""So , he's like ' you can come whenever you want , you know , bueno' ."""
eighth grade y después te vas a pasar allá a sheridan?	eighth grade and then are you going to move over there to sheridan?
cómo se llamaba el... el... el... el... el... el jefe de+ +el car dealership?	How was it called… the… the… the… the… the boss of the car dealership?
no pero er just going on to something else.	not but you're just going on to something else.
bueno la... la... la mayoría de la gente está trayendo what they <unintelligible> regalar todos mis amigos.	Well , the... the... the majority of people are bringing what they <unintelligible> to gift everyone . My friends are all bringing presents .
yo creo que me lo hago simplemente para if i have a party or something like that.	I think I only do it if I have a party or something like that.
y ese... ese tipo de nervios why is that?	and those... those kind of nerves why is that?
pero no porque necesito you know hacérmelo+ +me siempre.	but not because I need you know to get it done+ +myself always .
so si lo queremos interpretar cuál sería el income limit para ser considered?	What would be the income limit to be considered if we want to interpret it?
excuse me los qué?	Excuse me the whats?
so vamos a ver qué pasa con el market.	So we'll see what's up with the market.
in order to pay less taxes that i didn't know what i'm going to do is you can incorporate yourself... tú puedes ser por decir+ +te ana lópez incorporated.	In order to pay less taxes , what I'm going to do is you can incorporate yourself ... You can be , say , Ana López Inc .
por ejemplo god forbid something happen to... to your mom.	For example, God forbid something happen to... your mom's well-being.
el problema de aquí que no me gustan son los taxes is too high.	The issue here is that the taxes are too damn high .
oh speaking about that victor no se puede hacer nada.	oh speaking about that Victor there's nothing we can do .
no mentira it was dinner.	No, I'm kidding it was dinner.
"""and i'm like """"clara um estos eran los pacientes tuyos y éste... éste de adelante tiene algún problema"""""""	"""and I'm like 'Clara these were your patients and this one... this one up front has some kind of issue.'"""
she told me... she... ella lo dijo que si se... si se vacía una mesa que podemos ir para allá.	She told me... she... she said if a table empties we can go there.
no y todo... no she doesn't at all.	no y todo... she doesn't even a little bit.
"""iria told you """"revisa esto"""""""	"""I would've told you 'check this'"""
"""regardless it's like if... si yo fuera annie i would look at her and be like """"tú crees que me puedas hablar a mí como si fuera persona please"""""""	"""regardless it's like if... if I were Annie I would look at her and be like 'do you really think you can talk to me as if I'm some common person please'"""
so the reason i like miami-dade es porque...	So the reason I like Miami-Dade is because...
ah i'm... a mí no me importa eso.	Ah, I don't care about that.
this is... this is... esto es un <unintelligible>.	This is... this is... this is a <unintelligible>.
pero usted viene acá to do nothing.	But you come here to do absolutely nothing.
yo traté de conseguir+ +me una persona porque right now i don't have anybody.	I tried getting myself a date because right now I don't have anyone.
so we'll be out of here like around seis y veinticinco.	So we'll be out of here like around six twenty-five.
claro entonces the person that scans everything is not close to me.	Of course then the person who scans everything is not near me.
how am i going to make it to this class y a la de estadística?	How am I going to make it to this class and the one for statistics?
la vesícula es gall bladder.	The gall bladder is la vesícula.
the other day i have a friend... tengo una amiga que tiene treinta y siete años...	The other day I have a friend who turned 37 .
"""que yo le decía """"yo me daría por tocar+ +las... porque me mostró... y eran oh gorgeous"""""""	"""I told him 'I'd give anything to touch the ... because he showed me ... and they were oh gorgeous'"""
y ahí un viejo ahí... y hay un viejo de canoso that it was... that guy was the owner... and i thought that trishia was...	And there was an old man there ... and there was this grey-haired old guy who was the owner ... and I thought that Trishia was ...
"""y tuvo una niña hace poquito... y la niña es bien linda... y estaban en costco... y estaban ahí con la abuelita de la niña y ella... la mamá... o sea mi amiga con su niña y la abuelita... la... la mamá de+ +el esposo... and they were there you know shopping... and when they went to... went to the cashier la... la señora que está ahí en la caja le dice """"ay usted es la abuela"""""""	"""She had a baby girl a little while ago ... and the baby is very cute ... and they were at Costco ... and they were there with the baby's grandmother and she ... the mother ... that is my friend with her baby and the grandmother ... the ... mother of the husband ... and they were there you know shopping ... and when they went to ... went to the cashier the ... the lady there at the check-out counter says, 'Oh you're the grandmother.'"""
i think that maybe the... the building of the er of... the building... construir el edificio it was part of the deal i guess.	I think that maybe the... um, the construction of the eh, of the building... was part of the agreement , I guess.
bueno when i was working... when i was working at the other school i had an assistant que nos hicimos como familia...	bueno when I was working... when I was working at the other school I had an assistant whom we became like family...
no había un caso funny because er yo les estaba diciendo que... pues no sé que be me.	There was no funny case because I was telling you guys that... well I don't know what me.
so we fuimos ahí de paracaidistas.	So we went there as crash test dummies.
sí pero te acuerdas... te er... do you remember the car accident i had?	Sí pero te acuerdas del accidente automovilístico que tuve? Do you remember the car accident I had?
un coágulo... no a little bit of fat went to her bloodstream.	A clot ... not a little piece of fat went to her bloodstream.
"""y digo yo """"y esa no es... o sea nada que ver with the person i had met... i had seen before"""""""	"And I say """"and that's not ... I mean nothing to do with the person I met ... I had seen before"""""""
that they can not... no dan abasto.	they can't keep up with the demand.
i was i mean yo tengo una buena nariz.	I was like, I mean I have a good nose.
la estaban estaban los dos tú sabes así um um um um... y cuando yo dije married mmm like that.	They were both like you know um um um um... and when I said married mmm like that.
así no para celebrar de jesus y también de+ +el easter bunny.	That's definitely not how you celebrate Jesus and also the Easter Bunny .
that's muy chévere.	That's very cool.
me fascina estar contigo y con mi tía with george and uncle dad.	I love hanging out with you and my aunt with George and uncle dad.
y otra que se llama the lovely chantal que es twelve.	and another one is called the lovely Chantal , which is doce .
yeah remember once when you... you and me went with my mom para la... para un parque.	Yeah remember once when you ... we went with my mom to the ... to a park.
quién tiene scotch tape?	Who has scotch tape ?
"""le digo """"comiendo two bowls of cereal todas las noches those six pounds you just lost"""""""	"I tell her ""eating two bowls of cereal every night those six pounds you just lost"""
es un big big...	It's a big big...
no mama not yet.	Not yet, mom.
lauren like i'm... ay me tienen cansada.	Lauren is like I'm... fuck they tire me out.
and you know they... they told me several people que han echado gente por ella stuff like that.	And you know they... they told me several people **that they have fired people over her** stuff like that.
like even to this day... even to this day she'll give <unintelligible> like you know money for... to pay the rent y todo.	like even to this day... even to this day she'll give <unintelligible> like you know dinero for... to pay the rent and everything.
lost dog mira esto.	Lost dog check this out.
go in the bottom a ver.	Go to the bottom to check it out.
it... it sounds like you're saying escúpa+ +me.	It... it sounds like you're saying spit at me.
son un website there.	They're a website there.
what did you eat yesterday que te cayó mal?	What did you eat yesterday that disagreed with you?
ya ahora view profile.	Now view profile.
imagína+ +te thirty hours is almost a week with it.	Imagine being on your period for almost a week .
ok or are they just going to pass the stupid hors d'oeuvres and that's it por cincuenta pesos.	ok or are they just going to serve the dumb canapés and that's it for fifty bucks.
ahí mismo profile profile.	There right there profile profile.
i can más o menos...	I can more or less ...
the... the turkey i don't know me dio un asco.	The... the turkey i don't know made me feel disgusted.
so i'm like bueno is each restaurant going to have like a booth that you can sample their food porque está flemmings ahí.	"So I'm like, ""Well , does each restaurant have like a booth where you can sample the food ? Because there's a Flemmings there ."
but i'm going to tell my brother next year para que me dé los tickets.	but I'm gonna tell my brother next year to hook me up with the tickets .
ay dios mío how embarrassing!	Oh my god, how embarrasing!
and then miré... miré bien.	and then I looked... I looked carefully.
like rome or no sé.	like Rome or I don't know .
love sickness esa película mal de amores la puertorriqueña.	"""Love Sickness"" that movie heartache the Puerto Rican one."
i put it on my womb en el vientre por aquí y por detrás.	I put it on my uterus here in the tummy area and the back .
ideay if it's not on facebook it's not official así que déja+ +me revisar.	"""If it's not on Facebook it's not official so let me check . """
"""me pongo a contar+ +les las mierdas y no es lo mismo como que después me pongo a pensar y me doy cuenta que ala it's not miguel """"dice el."""	I start counting the shits and it's not the same , then I start thinking and realize it's not Miguel , he says .
y ahí estuvimos pues toda toda la tarde y toda la noche pues jugando board games y... y jodiendo.	And we were there all afternoon and night playing board games and... you know, screwing around.
no rupert never has wanted mucho así... así tampoco.	no Rupert never has wanted much like that... not like that either .
and chris was all culetita caminando tú sabes así como cuando... como una niña eh enamorada.	and Chris was all walking like a little cute girl you know like a little kid in love.
"""aunque no me interese aunque no me interese yo no te voy a decir """"bueno y entonces y yeah what's the point"""""""	"""even though i'm not interested even if i'm not interested i won't tell you """"well then and yeah what's the point"""""""
y entonces mmhm mmhm.	and then I don't know .
tú quieres que te dé las bullet points.	You want me to give you the bullet points.
los... los shorts... the shorts films que... que nominaron para los oscars.	the... the short films that... that were nominated for the Oscars.
"""y yo le había dicho """"tenemos que meter+ +la en una clase para acá donde podemos estar y ustedes tú sabes caminan you know en la clase lo que sea"""""""	"""and I had told her 'we have to enroll her in a class over here where we can , you know , walk you know , around the class , do whatever'"""
cuando estábamos en la clase el sábado <unintelligible> was talking about that...	When we were in class on Saturday <unintelligible> was talking about that...
but then that's also something that um our principal told... er la principal me dijo... me dijo um como ella er me había dicho que ella quería no estar con esta persona yo le voy a decir que mira como tú te sientes que... que piense que sea por ella.	but then that's also something that um our principal told... she told me... she told me um how she didn't want to be with this person anymore so I'll tell her that you feel like... she should think about herself .
you know so they found this... este es un niñito chiquitico sin zapatos.	you know so they found this little kid with no shoes .
tú sabes she goes <unintelligible>.	You know she goes <unintelligible>.
ella yo la cogí una vez going through my desk y mirando cosas.	She went through my desk once looking at things.
entonces they brought him back dice que... que el señor was a vietnam veteran.	So they brought him back saying that... the guy was a Vietnam vet.
er yo sé que emily really wants to you know work there or whatever pero.	I know Emily really wants to you know work there or whatever but .
porque esta señora no even though that's what the... the... the guidelines say tú sabes que ella te da full credit for just doing it.	"""Because this lady won't even though that's what the... the... the guidelines say you know she gives full credit for just doing it."""
y más cuando... when you have you know kids that are the violent ones los que <unintelligible>...	and even more so when you have you know violent kids they are the ones who <unintelligible> ...
entonces habían dejado... había... there was like an electrical cord that didn't keep the door from closing all the way.	Then they had left ... there had been ... like an electrical wire that didn't allow the door to close properly.
er he was telling me que quiere grabar el programa ese.	He was telling me that he wants to record that show.
you know el... el bad guy... the bad guy in part two?	Do you know el malote... the bad dude in part two?
i have seen the... this... es un... es un era un documental.	I have seen the... this... it's a... it was a documentary .
porque después está completo curado you know.	because after it's all the way cured you know .
because is the... the funny stuff the... pero en ésta no está haciendo nada.	because it's the... the funny stuff the... but in this one he's not doing anything.
you saw that part que él la deja caer y ella se cae y.	You saw that part where he lets it drop and she falls and .
and i mean it as passionately as you... as you mean te amo.	and I mean it as passionately as you... as you mean I love you.
you like to say te amo.	You like to say I love you.
and this will be like el camino.	And this will be like the way .
“<user>: look de hoy gracias a <user> me encanto flaca! <user> <user>  ” de look	“<user>: today's look thanks to <user> I loved it skinny! <user> <user> ” for the look
"""by beatrizstylist """"<user> nosotras somos contestants duo las de …"""	"""by beatrizstylist """"<user> we are contestants duo the …"""
el perro le ladraba a la gatita.... lol en las playas de key biscayne este memorial day .…	The dog was barking at the little kitten ... lol at Key Biscayne beaches this Memorial Day .
osea zombers, en serio, quién se cree estas cosas?? xd mi pagina de face es kronno zomber lo demás es fake!	So , Zombers , for real , who believes this stuff ?? xd My Facebook page is Kronno Zomber , the rest is fake !
<user> jajajaj salen super jodidos i know! pero shhh eso se cura	<user> hahaha they come out super fucked up i know ! but shhh that's fixable
a mis amigas la uni las tiene que tener bien clavas' porque no han hablado en el group message hoy.	My friends better have a good excuse because they haven't spoken in the group message today.
ni ir al training room me ayudó	didn't even help me go to the training room
<user> <user> en maya solo hablan de profes, tipas duras en las clases y acción poética * insert building name here *	<user> <user> all they talk about in Maya is teachers , badass chicks in classes and Acción Poética * insert building name here *
sufro un poco cuando matan el nombre de un political leader.	I suffer a little when they murder a political leader's name.
toda una experta en entrar en situaciones awkward o dificiles: entrando a intensivo y un paciente muriendose. fuck.	an expert in getting into awkward or difficult situations: entering intensive care unit and a patient dying . fuck .
me quedé stuck en el elevador.. cuando paró en el piso 11 hizo unos movimientos algaretes y temí por mi vida, pero después bajó al lobby.	I got stuck in the elevator .. when it stopped at floor 11 it made some wild movements and I feared for my life , but then it went down to the lobby .
porque la gente le da like a sus propias fotos? eso es como darte un cabron high five en la cara	why do people give their own photos a like ? That's like giving yourself a big high five in the face .
quiero el vasito de blue ladies	I want the glass of blue ladies.
que fume para mi es un turn off.	Smoking is such a turn off for me.
que clase de cravings tengo de pinkys	what kind of cravings do I have for pinkies
<user> ha don't lie los mios bolian a febrezee xd	<user> Ha don't lie , mine smelled like febreze xd
<user> ha ratchet as n xd parece u al revvez	<user> it's so ratchet as fuck xd it looks like a to the nth degree reversed
this nigga is singing mi nina travieza lmfao bien feo	This nigga is singing my naughty girl lmfao so badly
"""lmao my dad told me to get """"soy una estupida"""" tatted up on my forehead for getting my ex name tatted up smh it was funny cuz my friends here"""	"""lmao my dad told me to get 'I'm an idiot' tattooed on my forehead for getting my ex's name tattooed smh it was funny because my friends here"""
"""this girls sneak out and are like """"no mames denle lmao"""	"""this girls sneak out and are like ""fuck that lol"""
everytime ke me awito i got a bottle of tekila me echo un tragiyo pa calmarme	Every time I pee I take a shot of tequila to calm myself
i mean ya me aburri	I mean I'm bored already.
i can get out the room cuzs ay ta mi ex -.-	I can't get out of the room because my ex is there -.-
"""about to watch this movie ke se llama """"mama"""" :/"""	"""about to watch this movie that called ""mama"""" :/"
aciendome pendejo atras doing the agenda at work lol	Making a fool of myself at the back , doing the agenda at work lol
<user> <user> <user> lol i said borrega not pelos necios xd	<user> <user> <user> lol i said sheep not stubborn hairs xd
<user> <user> ummm chuy? what does minimo actually mean lmfaooooo	<user> <user> ummm what the hell does mínimo mean lmaoooooo
and then grabs my phone! wtf?! quien te cres que eres?!!!	and then grabs my phone! wtf ? who the hell do you think you are ?!!!
keep to myself: mantenerse encerrado. person 1: do you go out much? person 2: no, i just tend to keep to myself.	Person 1: keep to oneself: stay locked in. Person 2: Do you go out much? Person 3: No, I just tend to mantenerse encerrado.
pero nosotros aprendemos a decir i understand. look for es fácil para un niño, pero nosotros tendemos a solo usar search... +	"But we learn to say ""I understand."" It's easy for a kid, but we tend to just use search..."
<user> ni preguntaron x anillo o x pic d onde estoy de rodilla ni nada xd but lol cuando sea forreal sera like 3 years from now ^.^	<user> didn't even ask for a ring or a pic of me on one knee or anything xd but lol when it's for real it'll be like 3 years from now ^.^
i wanted to dance reggeaton pero no tenia dancing partner	I wanted to dance reggaeton but I didn't have a dance partner.
icebreaker: forma de romper el hielo. asked her where she was from because it was a good icebreaker.	Icebreaker: a good way to break the ice . Asked her where she's from , that's a nice icebreaker .
dolled up: organizarse con mucho esmero. person 1: what are you all dolled up for? person 2: my husband and i got invited to a party.	"""Person 1: What are you so dolled up for? Person 2: My husband and I were invited to a fancy party."""
wasted: muy ebrio. mixing vodka and tequila was n’t a good idea; i am completely wasted.	"""Wasted: muy borracho . Mezclar vodka y tequila no fue una buena idea ; estoy completamente borracho . """
<user> haha x eso te llaman babe y baby	<user> haha that's why they call you babe and baby
"""lost in thought: en colombia """"elevado"""" en otros territorios? /ensimismado? /i was n’t paying attention to the road because i was lost in thought"""	"""Lost in thought: is it said """"elevado"""" in Colombia and elsewhere? /daydreaming? /I wasn't paying attention to the road because I was lost in thought"""
botas y coat para ir a orlando? okay... ñozmarinairport	boots and coat to go to orlando ? okay ... airport
"""rt <user>: si mi senior year se fue en un """"abrir y cerrar de ojos"""", mi prepa year se fue el doble de rapido"""	"""rt <user>: if my senior year flew by in a """"blink of an eye"""", my prep year flew by twice as fast"""
rt <user>: mi gente proximamente vamos a estar empezando a vender taquillas para el after asj 2014 con de la ghetto. pendientes …	Real-time <user>: my people we will soon be selling tickets for the afterparty ASJ 2014 with de la Ghetto . Stay tuned ...
rt <user>: ok pero no tenemos dinero para el pueblo y la educación y cosas básicas pero tenemos dinero para un mall en el cual nadie pue …	Real talk <user>: Okay , but we don't have money for the people , education and basic things , but we have money for a mall that no one can even afford to shop in .
mañana lunes tus entradas al alex sensation miami bash y parte de 60 mil dólares... desde las 6 am. el …	Tomorrow is Monday your tickets for Alex Sensation's Miami Bash and part of the $60 , 000 ... from 6 am .
viendo vídeos de h1z1 de <user> para corregir mi skill de noob profesional jajaja que dificil es el juego plis!	Watching <user>'s h1z1 videos to fix my professional noob skill lol it's so hard game pls!
okeys zombers pues nada... tengo face temporalmente bloqueado... he tenido que subir foto de mi dni y no sé cuando me lo devolverán...	Okay, zombies... nothing much... my Facebook is temporarily blocked... I had to upload a photo of my ID and I have no idea when they will give it back to me...
se acabo el fin de semana!!! night night buenos noches …	The weekend is over! Goodnight, good night ...
en el h1z1 me dice 30 sec y me quedo enganchado en el server, es decir no entra en la partida sino que se buguea ¿alguien sabe porque? :(	in the h1z1 it tells me 30 sec and i get stuck on the server , that is , it doesn't enter the game but it bugs out . does anyone know why ? : (
rt <user>: no más pelucas mami, ama esa hermosa cabecita que tienes. eres bella mi reina, be proud of it.   …	RT <user>: no more wigs honey, rock that gorgeous head of yours . You're beautiful my queen , be proud of it .
me voy a quedar dormido escuchando rise of the tomb raider | buenas noches zombers!	I'm gonna fall asleep listening to Rise of the Tomb Raider | good night zombies!
el lunes entérate de más artistas que se unen al grand slam party latino …	Find out about more artists joining the grand slam latino party on Monday...
today is a new beginning! hoy es un nuevo comienzo, aprovechalo! blusa $20.00 collar $11.90  ️	Today is a fresh start! Make the most of it! Blouse $20.00, necklace $11.90.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic
arranca que ya empezó la pre venta al grand slam party latino desde el marllins park. un dólar de …	It starts , the pre-sale for the Latin grand slam party at Marlins Park is already on . Get your tickets now for just one dollar !
"""by mjmakeupstyle """"y nos fuimos!!!!   orlando get ready!!!  luzaimage <user> …"""	"""by mjmakeupstyle ""and we're off!!!!  Orlando get ready!!! <user> …"""
planes de hoy... ir al gym, estudiar, nap, salir lo que he echo: gym, y ahora voy pal nap y orita saldre	Today's plans ... hit the gym, study , take a nap , go out what I've done : gym , and now I'm headed for the nap and I'll go out soon .
super mi friend. miss u, you always rock. hope to see u soon. besote <user> <user> <user> <user>	super my friend . miss u , you always rock . hope to see you soon . big kiss <user> <user> <user> <user>
francisco: tú eres mi última opción para prom date okkkkkkk	Francisco: You're my last resort for a prom date okay .
ajajaja <user> mm me lo pensaré!  vale a ti no te bloqueo pero solo por que se que krordiwild is rial!  ️	hahaha <user> I'll think about it ! Okay , I won't block you , but only because I know krordiwild is real ! ️
hoy tus jueces favoritos y tú deciden quién sigue! tune in to y vota con la app univision conecta.	Today your favorite judges and you decide who moves on ! Tune in and vote with the Univision Conecta app .
pendiente pregunta del dia para ganar tkts para santas enchanted forest.. 6:25 am.. <user>	pending question of the day to win tkts for Santas enchanted forest .. 6 : 25 am .. <user>
delicious caramel mocchiato enjoy.... america se mueve con dunkin..	delicious caramel mocchiato enjoy . . . America runs on Dunkin'
<user> ven a miiii pleasee! y si vienes empty handed te jodiste jajaja jk pero en serio llega ya!	<user> come to miiii pleasee! and if you come empty-handed you're fucked jajaja jk but seriously get here now!
rt <user>: un masaje full body es necesario	RT <user>: a full body massage is needed
hoy nos vamos pa island of adventure!!!	We're off to Island of Adventure today!!!
estoy fangirleando en la fiesta de <user>... está red. get out of my kitchen. ña	I'm fangirling at <user>'s party ... she's so red. Get out of my kitchen, dude.
antes se pedía el num solamente, ahora es el fb, tw, phhhoto, ig, sc etc.	Back in the day it was just the number , now it's the Facebook , Twitter , photo , Instagram , Snapchat etc .
estar en rincón y escuchar empire of the sun, mgmt, foster the people, etc. me da vida	Being in a corner and listening to Empire of the Sun , MGMT , Foster the People , etc . gives me life .
christmas runway!!! enuentra todos tus regalos en un solo lugar	Christmas runway!!! Find all your gifts in one place!
rt <user>: wreckage found on seabed off the bahamas is missing cargo ship el faro, us navy confirms   …	Real-time <user> : Wreckage found on the seabed off the Bahamas is the missing cargo ship El Faro , the U.S. Navy confirms...
<user> en hot topic de plaza!!	<user> at the hot topic in the mall!
ya me mandaron los summer workouts de la uni  fml	They already sent me the summer workouts from the uni  fml
<user> quisas es la academia de caguas o algo.. pq guat the fuck?!! jajajaja	<user> it's probably the academy of caguas or something .. why the fuck ? ! ! lol
rt <user>: happy birthday a mi mejor amiga, mi partner in crime, mi hermana, te amo cc y no te cambio x nada best wishes nattt  http :/ …	Real-time <user>: Happy birthday to my best friend , my partner in crime , my sister , I love you cc and wouldn't trade you for anything ! Best wishes nattt http :/ ...
me llego un care package!!! yayyyyy	I received a care package ! Yay !
disfrutando del sol, playa, rum punch, pain killer en st thomas!!! <user>	Enjoying the sun , beach , rum punch , pain killer in St Thomas ! <user>
what!!!!!!!! la rana rené dejo a miss piggy por denise. lol	what!!!!!!!! Kermit the Frog left Miss Piggy for Denise . lol
rt <user>: queremos dar la bienvenida al gran kronno zomber <user> con su canal de rap-plays  ¡esperamos …	RT <user>: We want to welcome the great kronno zomber <user> with his rap-plays channel We hope ...
open open open hoy abrimos 20 a 25% off!! urdesa central circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes	Open open open! We're opening today! 20 to 25% off! Located at Urdesa Central Circunvalación Sur 723 y Guayacanes!
quienes son esos que fueron a amr  holy shit	who are those guys who went to A.M.R  holy shit
él no te merece, no quiero que jodan contigo ou shit...	He doesn't deserve you , I don't want anyone to mess with you ou shit...
"""- """"¿puedo ir a la playa?"""" + """"¿cuales son los planes en especifico?"""" - emm.. volar in avion!?! wtf ya esos son"""	"""- ""Can we go to the beach ?"" + ""What are the specific plans ?"" - Emm ... fly in a plane !? WTF those are"""
vivo por ella (vivo per lei) by andrea bocelli, found with <user>. listen now: de camino l work con andrea	I found 'Vivo por ella (Vivo per lei)' by Andrea Bocelli, listen now: on my way to work with Andrea.
uno de los vestidos para el. fashion show de la diseñadora rosita hurtado. este sabado en el. palmetto …	One of the dresses for the fashion show of designer Rosita Hurtado. This Saturday at the Palmetto ...
para que prestar atención a comentarios, opiniones e insultos de haters... cuando tengo mas de 800.000 zombers apoyandome.   ️ z4e  ️	Why pay attention to comments , opinions and insults from haters ... when I have over 800 , 000 zombers supporting me .   💚z4e💚
ok pero enserio los stickers de snapchat estan mega cute	Okay but seriously , the Snapchat stickers are super cute .
rt <user>: public service announcement  los arizona estan a ¢50 en walgreens hasta mañana	RT <user>: Public service announcement! Arizona Iced Teas are 50 cents at Walgreens until tomorrow.
hay un mensaje muy importante en snupchut. user: yellowmellowmeh. go!	There's a very important message on Snapchat . user: yellowmellowmeh . go !
preparándome para mi date en el choli!! omg tra, tra, tra!!	getting ready for my date at the choli ! omg slow , slow , slow !
red carpet blancasoto vestido de <user> stylist <user> y …	red carpet <user>'s white hot dress styled by <user> and …
<user> jodía bicha. tú me dijiste que me ibas a facetime cuando llegaras a orlando but nooooo. priscilla isnt that important	<user> damn bitch . you said you 'd facetime me when you got to orlando but nooooo . priscilla is n't that important
la peor cámara de la historia!! con arene! | build battle ep. 1 | minecraft:  vía <user>	The worst camera ever!! with <user>! | build battle ep . 1 | minecraft:  via <user>
fast forward a como 10 meses plis	fast forward like ten months please
zombers! no os importa que el vídeo de uncharted 4 no tenga mucha edición no? de todos modos la canción es un temazo!!! ^^ :d	Zombies! Don't you care that the video of Uncharted 4 has no fancy editing ? Anyway , the song is awesome !!! ^^ : D
así de lindas comenzamos el día con un dress shirt  disponible en s-m-l open 10:00 am	That's so beautiful we start the day with a dress shirt available in sizes small , medium and large . Open at 10 am .
"""rt <user>: extraño esos """"morning text"""" que me mantenía sonriendo todo el día"""	"""RT <user>: I miss those """"good morning"""" texts that kept me smiling all day"""
lol son las 12am y yo todavia tengo que llevar mierdas a mi storage. ah y me voy a las 7am	lol it's 12am and I still have to take shit to my storage . and I'm leaving at 7am
el pr person encargado de rebrand abc family a freeform hizo un pésimo trabajo. que nombre horrible para un network.	The person in charge of rebranding abc family to freeform did a horrible job . What a terrible name for a network .
gracias por vuestros zombilikes! :d en el tema de infamous second son! ^^	Thanks for your zombilikes! :D on the topic of Infamous Second Son! ^^
claje vacilón tienen montao 'en yikyak con her campus	They have a cool party going on at Yik Yak with her campus
<user> y desps a one direction?	<user> and then to a one direction?
we look georgeous!! nosotros lucimos hermosas!! y sabemos como hacerlo  abiertos hasta 6:30 pm!	We look gorgeous!! We know how to do it gorgeous!! Open till 6:30 pm!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (	I liked a video from <user> <user> ( - Foxy vs Sonic . exe | epic battle | Kronno Zomber | (
un nap en tu booty no estaría mal.	A nap on your booty wouldn't be bad.
la reacción de demolition man comiendo su primer oyster <user>	the demolition man's reaction eating his first oyster <user>
<user> yo necesito en diciembre terminar con. 03 más y ya en verano subiré. 02 so full lo logro	<user> I need to end up with .03 more and then in the summer I'll increase .02 so full I make it
<user> no it ist jajajajja suena como mi yal alter ego	<user> no it is jajajajja it sounds like my yal alter ego
viernes casual!!! casual friday look. este invierno el protagonista de la moda son las botas!! !…	Casual Friday! Boot's the fashion star this winter!...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - palabras rap challenge feat zarcort, kronno y zorman).	I've enjoyed <user>'s video ( - rap words challenge feat zarcort , kronno and zorman ) .
mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Mortal Kombat x | rap play - Kronno Zomber (official music video): via <user>
<user>: <user> jajaja que bella ariana nahhh stap et!	<user>: <user> Hahaha so beautiful Ariana nahhh stop it !
<user> tienes que parar con los spoilers de the 100. bye	<user> you have to stop with the spoilers of the 100 . bye
rt <user>: mis bellas y talentosas amigas fashion stylist <user> <user>  y yo lolololo	RT <user>: my beautiful and talented friends fashion stylist <user> <user> and I LOL
me voy a dormir con la tranquilidad de que no me voy a despertar con resaca. no alcohol party for life. feliz año, babies.	I'm going to bed with the comfort that I won't wake up with a hangover . No alcohol party for life . Happy New Year , babies .
finally the weekend has come!! -maxifalda -top en v  gypsy summer	Finally the weekend has come! Maxiskirt, V-neck top gypsy summer outfit.
“<user>: <user> <user> <user> espectacular el nuevo promo. lo acaban de pasar, todo se ve divino! great job-great team ”	“<user>: <user> <user> <user> the new promo looks spectacular . They just passed it , everything looks divine ! Great job -- great team ”
la verdad es que el metal gear solid the phantom pain me ha dejado en plan !! tengo mono!!! esta noche espero jugar con zarcort! xd	The truth is that metal gear solid the phantom pain has left me hanging ! I'm craving to play it ! Tonight I hope to play with zarcort ! xd
rt <user>: hoy es el último día para comprar tu taquilla del after prom de asj 25$ 25$ 25$ aprovechen que quedan pocasss	RT <user>: Today is the last day to buy your ticket for the after-prom ASJ $ 25 $ 25 $ 25 hurry up because there are few lefts .
rt <user>: cuando el outfit está on point	RT <user>: when the OOTD is on point
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - call of duty black ops 3 rap | kronno, zarcort, cyclo &	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ('call of duty black ops 3 rap | kronno , zarcort , cyclo &
más de nuestra última colección denim shirt we are denim lovers! <user>	More from our latest denim collection shirt we are denim lovers ! <user>
the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (official music video): via <user>
yo super motivá con mi nuevo crush, lo busco en fb y tiene novia bye	I'm super crushing on this new guy , I looked him up on fb and he has a girlfriend , bye .
rt <user>: si eres el me encojono, si no pues go baby goo, i'm okkk	RT <user>: if you're my crush , it's fine , if not , go baby , I'm good .
always time siempre tiempo para correr	There's always time to run.
sexy vibes only! ️ taggea a tu amiga más sexy -> shoulder out blouse. limited edition	Sexy vibes only! 🌟 Tag your sexiest friend -> Sleeveless blouse, limited edition.
con un verizon network extender, tu celular funciona en el fan cave (aunque tu no).	With a verizon network extender , your cell phone works in the man cave (even if you don't) .
lucky island minerap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	Lucky Island Mineral | Kronno Zomber | (Official Music Video) via <user>
soñaba con otro club media fest pero en un sitio raro y con gente muy extraña.	I dreamed about another club media fest but in a weird place and with very strange people.
rt <user>: siempre que veo esto en el tl tengo que darle play	Real-time <user>: whenever I see this on the timeline , I have to hit play .
rt <user>: kronno esa mano pa'rriba, donde pueda verla!	Real-time <user>: Show me that hand up high where I can see it !
bueno corillo. el bf me va a despertar a las 7am y yo sigo aquí. so cheket.	good crew . the bf will wake me up at 7 am and i'm still here . so cool .
"""rt <user>: que bello. me hago mierda  """"<user>: i would cry for days"""	"""Real talk <user>: How beautiful . I'd shit myself "" ""<user>: I would cry for days"""
cod black ops 3 vs battlefront - cyclo & kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Code Black Ops 3 versus Battlefront - Cyclo & Kronno Zomber (official music video) : via <user>
"""rt <user>: este viernes 1mayo el party es en di zucchero """"en condado, chicas entran gratis 9- 10:30 en vip list open bar de 9-11 http …"""	"""Real talk <user>: this Friday May 1st the party's at di zucchero ""in condado , girls get in free 9 - 10 : 30 on the VIP list , open bar 9 - 11 http … """
recibiendo a mis alumnas 2do horario 12:30 a 3:30 en imagen modeling by la gatita.	Welcoming my students for the 2nd shift from 12:30 to 3:30 at Image Modeling by the kitty.
se parte de la historia grand slam party latino.	Be part of the Grand Slam latino party.
se puede decir que está viciada a sleeping dogs y no me deja editar el video, pero aun asi la quiero <user>	It can be said that she's addicted to Sleeping Dogs and doesn't let me edit the video , but I still love her <user>
waiting for you! hoy abiertos hasta las 6:00 pm! te esperamos!!	Waiting for you! Open till 6:00 pm today! See you soon!!
<user> tienes que ver el documental fed up...	<user> you have to watch the documentary Fed Up...
rt <user>: necesito un text buddy asap	RT <user>: I need a text buddy ASAP
found deseandote by frankie ruiz with. así estamos....	"Found Frankie Ruiz's ""Deseandote"" on. That's how we're doing ..."
emmm  me han dicho que hoy hay ganas de far cry rap con el señor <user> no?	emmmm I've been told there's a desire for some far cry rap gaming with Mr <user> today , eh ?
¡me estáis petando snupchut y me encanta! mi user: yellowmellowmeh.	You're blowing up my snapchat and I love it! My username is yellowmellowmeh.
bikini time   tus pedidos los recibimos al 096.880.7384	Bikini time, place your orders at 096.880.7384.
rt <user>: esto si es un life goal.	RT <user>: This is a real life goal.
rt <user>: no te voy a peliar por salir, ni por likes, no te voy a check el cell ni nada. i give u my full trust, y si lo pierdes? a …	RT <user>: I'm not gonna fight you for going out , or for likes , I won't check your cell or anything . I give u my full trust , and if you lose it ? That's it .
rt <user>: cena senior hoy. the feels.	Real-time <user>: Senior dinner tonight . The feels .
hecho con todo el amor del mundo <user> esto es una leyenda   ️ rise of the tomb raider | kronno	Made with all the love in the world <user> this is a legend ️ rise of the tomb raider | kronno
good morning y entradas a 7:25 mas el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning and tune in at 7 : 25 , plus the new Zol 106 . 7 FM
<user> además de que no hay color muchas veces en las voces. big bang theory por ejemplo. el doblaje de esa serie es un horror.	<user> besides , the voices often don't have the same colors . Big Bang Theory for instance , the dubbing for that show is horrendous .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - risas + cómo se rodó rise of thetomb raider rap | kronno	I've enjoyed a video from <user> on <user> (Laughter - Making of the Rise of the Tomb Raider Rap | Kronno).
rt <user>: plot twist: las estrellas te admiran a ti	RT <user>: plot twist: the stars admire you
less is more! blue flower jumper y choker disponibles en nuestra tienda, visitanos!	Less is more! Blue flower jumper and choker available in our store, come visit us!
jajajajajajajaja te das cuenta que todo el mundo sabe quien es el ginger por los favorites	hahahahaha you realize everyone knows who the ginger is by the favorites
rt <user>: la mejor broma de april fools fue hace tres años cuando te dijeron que eras chistoso	RT <user>: The best April Fools' joke was three years ago when they told you that you were funny
y se me acabó el makeup remover. perfect timing	and I ran out of makeup remover. perfect timing.
él taste of rums está brutal!!! el mejor $$$gastado!!!	The taste of rums is brutal !!!! The best $$$ spent !!!
rt <user>: yo no sé qué carajos yo haría sin mi abuela, i love her so much	RT <user>: I don't know what the hell I would do without my grandmother , I love her so much
breaking rap | sesión de fotos | kronno zomber	Breaking rap | photo shoot | kronno zomber
rt <user>: mi deporte extremo favorito es pintarme las uñas (doble capa) + base & top coat con un sueño cabrón.	RT <user>: my favorite extreme sport is painting my nails (double layer) + base & top coat with one eye closed .
lo que siempre me ha definido es que me curro hasta el mínimo detalle! far cry primal rap play mañana!	What has always defined me is that I sweat over every small detail! far cry primal rap play tomorrow!
rt <user>: si estás en santurce es ley 6, date la vuelta por la mesa de mindblowingproject!	RT <user>: if you're in santurce it's a must to stop by mindblowingproject 's table !
sabes que la economia esta mala cuando hay un combo en mcdonalds por $3.99 incluyendo el ivu. thanks god!!!	You know the economy is bad when there's a combo at McDonald's for $3.99 including tax . Thank God !
concierto completo zarcort y kronno ft. town | chile y argentina | latinoamerica:  vía <user>	Full concert by Zarcort and Kronno featuring Town | Chile and Argentina | Latin America: via <user>
<user> jajajajaja lo funny que el nombre itself mas que dice yal suena yal cc!	<user> hahahaha it's so funny , the name itself already sounds like a yal cc!
rt <user>: <user> no tengo dinero behind the scenes pics  <user> <user> <user> <user>...	RT <user>: <user> I'm broke behind the scenes pics <user> <user> <user> <user>...
veo a mis niñas y cada sábados me emocionan más... imagen modeling by la gatita …	I see my girls every Saturday and they get me more and more excited... modeling by the little kitty ...
nature is wise. blusa verde pant estampado envíos: 096.880.7384	Nature is wise . Green blouse , printed pants . Shipping: 096 . 880 . 7384 .
"""quisiera in dollar cada vez que hoy han dicho """"shalom"""""""	"I'd love to have a dollar every time they say ""shalom"" today."
<user> ugh que annoying, en la iupi va a ver uno jueves y viernes	<user> ugh how annoying , there's gonna be one on Thursday and Friday at the U .
rt <user>: necesito amigos que sepan de moda y que estén up to date con los trends	RT <user>: I need friends who know about fashion and who are up to date with the trends
sex ed para ti... you will thank us later;) <user> <user> <user>	Sex ed for you ... you will thank us later ; ) <user> <user> <user>
-que haces? yo: estudiando... - [mira el piso] no has abierto tu bulto en toda la tarde... yo: exactoooo... * walks away all confused *	What are you doing? Me: Studying... - [looks at the floor] You haven't opened your bag all afternoon... Me: Exactly... *walks away all confused*
<user> esa tipa! mano she is perf! la odio pero la amo! jajaaj	<user> that chick ! bro she's perf ! i hate her but i love her ! hahaaha
i take naps serious.. digo 15 mins. me le anto 3 horas despues -.-	I take naps seriously . Haha , I kid not , 15 minutes and I'm up again in three hours . -.-
<user>: oka correcion: la estudiante senior con el lenguaje mas sucio, puñeta jajajaaj amen. carajo!	<user>: okay correction: the senior student with the dirtiest mouth , damn it amen . Shit !
leer el on behalf of the admissions committee congratulations! me hace el dia:)	"Reading the ""on behalf of the admissions committee, congratulations!"" makes my day :)"
<user> jajajaaja aja yo no puede ser que me dio booty popping jajaja	<user> hahaha i can't believe it , i've got the booty popping ! Jajaja
<user>: <user>  i'm too hilarious man jajajaj yo me rei cc:)	<user>: <user> I'm too funny man hahaha I'm cracking up!
<user> what? a ti te gusta? ugh she too fake for my taste jajaj	<user> what? you like her? ugh she's too fake for my taste jajaj
ya van a ser las 11, * tiro los libros * fuck it me voy a dormir.	It's going to be 11 o'clock soon , * I chuck the books * fuck it , I'm going to sleep .
feels like -15.... so hoy no como	Feels like -15 . . . so no eating today .
este sábado nuestras alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita reciben la visita de monic abbad, joven …	This Saturday our students at Image Modeling by La Gatita will receive a visit from Monic Abbad , a young successful entrepreneur who started at a very young age , and is now the owner of 7 businesses . She will be sharing her story and experiences with our girls .
primera vez que entro al site de kylie y estan todos los colores available y no tengo dinero hasta el miercoles :-)	First time ever that I'm on Kylie's website and all shades are available and I don't have any money until Wednesday :-)
the office.... senda mierda	the office . . . such bullshit
ya la imprimi... eso va en un bullet proof box	I already printed it ... that will go in a bulletproof box.
stylist team beatrizstylist y yo. <user> …	stylist team Beatriz stylist and I . <user> ...
ellas se preparan para nuestro próximo fashion show, imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en …	They're getting ready for our next fashion show , Image Modeling by La Gatita . Sign up on ...
quiero helado de cookie dough	I want cookie dough ice cream.
<user> i get you, soy igual jaja. aunque al otro día uno no se recuerda, which idk if it's a good or bad thing jaja.	<user> I get you , I'm the same haha . Though the next day one doesn't remember , which I don't know if it's good or bad haha .
hace como que frio or is it just me?	Is it just me or it's actually kinda cold?
<user> hablando claro todos tus weekends son ariana filled weekends!!:)	<user> speaking clearly , all your weekends are Ariana-filled weekends ! :)
gracias por el first row drama me diverti un poco <user>	Thanks for the first row drama , it was kinda fun <user> .
<user> yo me pongo lo mismo todas las semanas y me causa cero stress. fuck it all	<user> I wear the same thing every week and it causes me zero stress . Fuck it all .
tengo un rash en la cara, like, ¿cómo estas cosas me pasan? the fuck	I have a rash on my face , like , how do these things happen to me ? The fuck .
<user> voy a ti! fashion sacrifice!	<user> I'm coming to you ! fashion sacrifice !
people are unreliable. no puedo contar con nadie al 100%.	People are unreliable. I can't count on anybody al 100% .
termine en el piso.. never again! no vuelvo a dormir con piña -. -	I ended up on the floor .. never again ! I'm not sleeping with pineapple ever again .
new fragances  listas para envíos! no te quedes sin la tuya!!  096.880.7384	New fragrances ready for shipping! Don't miss out on yours!! Call 096.880.7384
escogiendo los outfits para este long weekend no olvides un sombrero, collares y unas cuantas …	Choosing outfits for this long weekend , don't forget a hat , necklaces and a few ...
mi ra entra al cuarto y no sale... girl i need to study	My ass enters the room and doesn't leave ... girl I need to study.
en full effect en sweetwater. la semana que vien westland mall en hialeah .…	It's in full effect in Sweetwater . Next week at Westland Mall in Hialeah .
me diste un mini heart attack... te odio	You gave me a mini heart attack... I hate you.
<user>:“ <user>: when chicks get behind the wheel..  ” <user> yo  <user> jajajajja	"<user>: ""<user>: when girls get behind the wheel ... "" <user> Oh boy <user> jajajajja"
imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones  modelo: …	Imaging modeling by the kitty. Sign ups: Model - …
todas las que empezaron la monografia hoy... you are in my prayers	all of you who started the monograph today ... you're in my prayers
yo me rio de mis propios chistes. im hilarious.	I laugh at my own jokes. I'm hilarious.
brother <user> me he pasado toda la noche buscando el of on wokin! y no lo he encontrado, donde se descarga? xd saludetes a papa giorgio	"""Brother <user> I've been searching all night for the of on wokin ! And I haven't found it , where is it downloaded ? xd Greetings to Papa Giorgio ."""
motto of the week... si quiero jangear en semana santa tengo que comerme el libro de calc2:)	motto of the week... if i want to hang out during spring break i gotta read the whole calc2 book :)
ponte en forma con la gatita hoy en showtime fitness studios con abdelzumba excito total. unete al …	Get fit with the little kitty today at showtime fitness studios with abdelzumba so much excitement . join the ...
is back! boletos a la venta aquí  o visita nuestra página …	is back! Tickets on sale here  or visit our website …
<user> <user> ni yo, forever and ever sera abc family	<user> <user> not even forever will it be abc family
lo importante es que sobrevivi este hell day	The important thing is that I survived this hell day.
when you smile the whole world stops!  girls we are amazing! weareopen -> último día 20-25%off	When you smile the whole world stops! Girls we are freaking awesome! Last day for 20-25% off!
home alone en casa de <user>. se vale tirarme un mega party?	Am I allowed to throw a mega party at <user>'s house while they're home alone?
se atractiva!!  happy sundayyy	Be attractive! Happy Sunday!
estoy terminando la canción de zomber girl y esta quedando genial ^^	I'm finishing the song of zombie girl and it's turning out awesome ^^
<user>: ask me to prom with sushi so i know it's real   que ricooooo	<user>: ask me to prom with sushi so i know it's real how delicious!
se va una roommate y me dan una más loca... greeeeaaaaaaattt just greeeeaaaaatttt	One roommate leaves and they give me a crazier one ... greeeeaaaaaaattt just greeeeaaaaatttt!
<user> hahahaha l i t e r a l. ese es el station que tengo puesto	<user> hahahaha literally . That's the station I've got on right now .
yo nunca me olvido de dejarte un like <user>! eres mi mayor fans!	I never forget to leave you a like <user>! You're my biggest fan!
informer by snow, found with <user>, listen now: un mega throwback del 1993 <user>	informer by snow, found with <user>, listen now: a mega throwbacks from 1993 <user>
livin'da' life en cancún ️	Livin' da life in Cancún
estabais pesaditos con que subiera una foto sin gorra... pues ea.. el nuevo zomber look! jajajajaja	You were bugging me to post a picture without a cap ... well here you go .. the new zombie look! hahahaha
estoy vizco xd!! con luis deathmetal! | popurri | rocket league:  vía <user>	I'm going blind xd!! with Luis deathmetal! | popurri | rocket league: via <user>
i'm such an overachiever. ya le compré el regalo de navidad a mi novio	I'm such an overachiever. I already bought my boyfriend's Christmas gift.
<user> loca relax a mi tambien me piden  y estoy seguro que no tengo baby face	<user> crazy chill , they ask me for ID too and I'm sure I don't have a baby face .
<user> locaaa en verdad esta cabrona esa serie veela completa, yo creo que solo la veo por fitz pero en verdad its good	<user> crazy , that series is actually badass , i think i only watch it for fitz but it's really good .
ariana, eres como una dama que yo amo mucho con todo mi corazon - <user> i feel the love jajajaj	Ariana , you're like a lady I love so much with all my heart - <user> I feel the love haha
lovely dress  combínalo con accesorios delicados de tonos claros!	Lovely dress, match it with delicate accessories in light tones!
que cojones haces a estas horas despierto kronno zomber? pues como mi día ha sido 0 productivo mi cuerpo me obliga a trabajar ahora...	What the fuck are you doing awake at this hour , Kronno Zomber ? Well , since my day has been zero productive , my body forces me to work now ...
primer all nighter del semestre y es el último porque termino	first all nighter of the semester and it's the last one because i'm done with it
"""jajajajajajaa """"esperemos que este bien"""" zero fucks given"""	"hahahahaha ""let's hope he's doing fine"" zero fucks given"
otro sábado productivo y exitoso, junto a mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la …	Another productive and successful Saturday, with my students at Image Modeling by la...
<user> <user> night night a los 2 ️	<user> <user> good night to both of you ️
ir a cold stone no vendria nada de mal	Going to Cold Stone wouldn't be too bad , would it ?
no hay forma que yo escuche una canción de los backstreet boys sin cantar como una ridicula	There's no way I hear a Backstreet Boys song without singing like an idiot.
<user> <user> jjajajaja sii yo estaba quejandome llegaron los taquitos and all problems of the world did not matter	<user> <user> jjajajaja yeah , I was complaining about the taquitos coming and all the world's problems didn't matter anymore .
• • dots mood • • los puntitos siempre serán clásicos. we are open 10:00 a 19:00	• • dots mood • • the little dots will always be a classic . We're open from 10 : 00 to 19 : 00 .
<user> a ley de na'!! love u!	<user> out of nowhere !! love u !
<user> fue mi partner de jangueo super clutch y la pasamos	<user> was my partying buddy and we had a blast
lol, aja, se me quedó la novela so no puedo hacer el ensayo, zumba, papi	lol, yeah, I got sucked into the soap opera so I can't work on the essay , dammit , daddy .
“<user>: <user> felicidades!!! que cumplas muchos amiga  ” love u amigo	“<user>: <user> happy birthday!!! may you have many more <friend> ” love u friend
<user> ugh that made me think of food im hungry... jajaja y sii	<user> ugh that made me think of food I'm hungry... haha and yeah
"""me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - """"my little lifesaver + carta a mi ídolo"""")."""	"I liked a video from <user> titled ""My little lifesaver + letter to my idol""."
it's birthweek gente. usaré mi coronita all week	It's birthweek folks. I'll be wearing my little crown all week.
todavía no asimilo que ya pasó el 25, like, cómo, when, what	I still can't believe the 25th has already passed , like , how , when , what ?
baby sitting la sobrina ahijada like a boss.	Babysitting the goddaughter, like a total boss!
<user> yo se supone que esté durmiendo, but oh well	<user> I'm supposed to be sleeping , but oh well .
i love u. ya veras que si! te espero con los brazos y corazon siempre abiertos. ya te extraño <user> <user>	I love you . You'll see , I really do ! My arms and heart are always open for you . I miss you so much already <user> <user>
<user> <user> omg si le di rt	<user> <user> omg I just gave it a retweet
target a esta hora the spending doesn't end	target by this time the spending doesn't stop
vamos pa bilbao con <user>, <user> y <user>. igual nos encontramos un <user> por ahí. why the fuck not.	Let's go to Bilbao with <user>, <user> and <user>. We might even run into a <user> there. Why the hell not?
comiendo en <user>'s!! very good!	Eating at <user>'s!! very good!