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"""my mom: me puestes mandar unos gotero que se llama """"me vale madre"""" jajajaja"""	"""my mom: can you send me some eye drops that are called 'I don't give a fuck' haha"""
<user> only if u get on the bungiee jump sino no invito al rodeo jajajaja	<user> only if you get on the bungy jump otherwise no inviting you to the rodeo hahaaha
i gave my cook off ticket too my sister jajaja traigo wevaaa al mil.	I gave my cooking competition ticket to my sister jajaja I'm sooooo lazy .
<user> jajaja pobre perrioo jajaja thts what i thought lol & well my dogs potty trained thts why my mom was ok with it jajaja	<user> jajaja poor doggo jajaja that's what i thought lol & since my dog is potty trained my mom said it's fine jajaja
<user> si estaba la mia nd then i got one cuz yolo lmao & now she love the dog more than me jajajaja	<user> if mine was there nd then i got one because yolo lmao & now she loves the dog more than me hahaaha
<user> no le digas asi a mi bebe <user> jajaja es zorrisima jk lmao  jajaja	<user> don't call my baby like that <user> lol she's such a teasing little shit lmao jajaja
<user> hes a good doctor porque si te cura pero i dont like how he handles needles lmao :( jajaja	<user> He's a good doctor because he can heal you pero I don't like how he deals with needles lmao :( hahaaha
<user> hell yeah me too lol he has no heart cuando te pone la injection ni avisa y ay te deja casi llorando jajaja :-(	<user> hell yeah me too lol he has no heart when he gives you the injection without warning and leaves you almost crying jajaja :-(
<user> pos te iva dar el mio pero me mandaste alachingada con ese tweet jajajajja jk	<user> I was gonna give you mine but you sent me some bullshit with that tweet lol jk
<user> they have twitter jail if u tweet over 1,000 tweets in 1hr hahaha preguntale a gustavo jajaja he knows lmfao	<user> they have twitter jail if you tweet over a thousand tweets in 1 hour hahaha ask gustavo jajaja he knows lmfao
<user> cayateee manitaaa si te gustara el twitter no saldrias de aqui hahahaha lmao	<user> shut up little hand if you liked Twitter you wouldn't leave here hahaha lmao
<user> si tienes directtv or dish or comcast lo pasan mas tarde en los canales del otro pedaso del pais lol idk what their called lmao	<user> if you have directtv or dish or comcast they air it later on channels from the other half of the country lol i have no idea what they're called lmao
<user> dude me too jajajaja its so funny tambien el de la vaca lmao	<user> dude me too jajajaja it's so funny the cow one too lmao
"""<user> diles, """"u don't know what type a cereal i like or con cuantas tortas lleno"""" jajajaja"""	"<user> Tell them , ""You don't know what kind of cereal I like or how many tortas I can fill . "" haha"
<user> muajajajaja  ya te descubri ante todo twitter lmfao	<user> muajajajaja I've found you out on all of twitter lmfao
<user> coming from the one that told me she could kill me nd nobody would find out lmfao hahahaha tu tambien eres pshycopath bff hahaha	<user> coming from the one who told me she could kill me and nobody would find out lmfao hahahaha you too are a psychopath best friend hahaha
<user> la matamos y la aventamos en el vayuco lmao haahaha lmao	<user> we waste her/him and toss her/him in da wagon lmao hahaha lmao
<user> ya tu sabe mami hahaha lmaoooo	<user> you already know mami hahaha lmaoooo
<user> do a corrido today nd then a bolero tommorrow	<user> do a corrido today and then a bolero tomorrow
<user> corrido. & then a bolero lmao	<user> Mariachi marathon. & then a serenade lmao
"""my dad got mad cuz i told him he need a iphone nd he said """"me gusta mi cell de tapita no estes jodiendo"""" jajajaja :( oh lmao"""	"""my dad got mad because i told him he needed an iphone and he said ««me gusta mi cell con tapa , no me jodas»» jajaja :( oh lmao"""
<user> como se llama esa app i wanna play it lmfao	<user> how's that app called , I wanna play it lmfao
i'm gonna go get a mani pedi.	I'm gonna go get un mani/pedi.
i wanna see la leyenda but then i already saw em twice nd ive seen igualados twice too. ugh	I want to see *La Leyenda* but then I've already seen them twice , and I've seen *Igualados* twice as well . Ugh !
<user> ayyy si porque con estos hombres ta cabron jajaja they are so not romantic lmao	<user> ayyy si porque con estos hombres está difícil jajaja they're so not romantic LOL
<user> mines worse he went nd bought her a rosal pa ya no comprarle flores el otro año lmao	<user> mine's worse he went and bought her a rose garden so no need to buy her flowers next year lmao
i look like a zombie with no make up ocupo dormir lmao	I look like a zombie without makeup . I need some sleep lmao
“<user>: <user> las dejaste plantadas cabrona! ” it was on accident lol they didn't get mad tho lmao	“<user>: <user> You left them hanging , you bitch ! ” it was on accident lol they didn't get mad tho lmao
<user> yo iba ir a cenar con mi ermana y mi vecina y me kede dormida lmao i felt bad cuz they were waiting on me lmao	<user> I was going to have dinner with my sister and my neighbor and I fell asleep lmao i felt bad because they were waiting on me lmao
apenas me acabo de levantar  and i still feel horrible!! ugh	I just woke up and I still feel horrible! Ugh!
<user> <user> go too cavenders y tambien ve a <user>	<user> <user> go too cavenders and also go to <user>
<user> <user> se llama la telephone jajaja jk lmao vas a venir pa ca?	<user> <user> it's called the telephone jajaja just kidding lol are you coming over?
yessss bff aver pa donde nos vamos este weekend;) <user>	yessss bff let's see where we're going this weekend ; ) <user>
today was wierd i didnt txt my bff <user>  va llover!!!!!	Today was weird, I didn't text my best friend <user> It's gonna rain!!!!
my dad don't wanna take me too nl with him porque siempre me voy pa mty a los antros hahahaha.	My dad doesn't want to take me to NL with him because I always go to the clubs in MTY . hahahaha .
i wanna try those chamofresa chamochela bullshits but el heartburrrrn! ta cabron	I want to try those damn chamofresa chamochela bullshits but el heartburn ! That's a motherfucker !
<user> si la foto jajajaja it was too funny lmfao!!	<user> If the photo jajajaja it was too funny LMFAO!!
“<user>: i should get something to eat. ” y me trais a mi tambien okay okay okay ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok. lmao	“<user>: I should get something to eat . ” And don't forget me too please please please ok ok ok . lmao
<user> lmao hahaha ayyy que saludable lmao	<user> lmao hahaha damn so healthy lmao
<user> <user> y al whiskey river lmao	<user> <user> and to the whiskey river lmao
<user> add me no me deja acer reply lol	<user> add me it won't let me reply lol
<user> orita alas 9 lo van a volver a pasar lol im so watching it again jajaja	<user> they're gonna air it again at 9 sharp lol i'm so watching it again haha
<user> si jajaja lmao con el platano se quita o: im gonna eat like 3 lmao	<user> yeah haha lmao you can use banana to remove it or : im gonna eat like 3 lmao
“<user>: <user> guebona damn lol ” mira lo que importa esque dormi bien  jajaja	“<user>: <user> you're damn right lol ” the important thing is that I slept well haha
<user> nd then aste la dormida i do tht too vicky when im bored lmaooo or i hold her nose from breathing its so funny lmaoo	"<user> and then I do the ""dormida"" too Vicky , when I'm bored lmaooo , or I hold her nose so she can't breathe , it's so funny lmaoo ."
<user> <user> fuck it we down!! lmaoo jaja alcabo estamos jovenes lmao	<user> <user> fuck it we're good!! lmaoo haha we're young anyways lmao
niggas these days are all full of shit they talk too you, then they try too get with your girlfriends smh jajajaj que asco dan enserio	Niggas these days are all full of shit , they talk to you , then they try to fuck your girlfriends smh jajaja they're gross for real .
<user> <user> y te ponemos happy lmaoo	<user> <user> and we'll make you happy lmaoo
<user> we should!! i'm down:) y nos llevamos a <user> lmao! y la ponemos peda hahahaha	<user> we should!! i'm in:) and we take <user> lmao! and get her drunk hahahaha
<user> yase smh no ahy pedo cuando venga mi income tax nos vamos tu y yo pa rieles y we pop bottles y no lo invitamos x mamon!!	<user> we already know smh no use talking now , when my income tax comes we're going hard you and I , and we'll pop some bottles , and we won't invite him because he's such a dick!
<user> miraaa pero que feo porque no nos iso txt ni nada pa invitar alrrato va poner pics de bottellas en ig smh lmao	<user> look how mean , he didn't even text us to invite us , and now he'll post bottle pics on Instagram smh lmao
<user> nambee vi su face y dijo que se va ir pa rieles lmao	<user> just saw their post on the Book Face and they said they're heading to the trainyards lmao
<user> ay perdon oseaa by con mi vidaaa lmao	<user> oh sorry or something like that with my life lmao
<user> jajaja tu tambn dont lie lmao	<user> you too , don't lie haha .
<user> i'll move too mexico que se vaya ala chingada con sus chips da only chips i want in my system are lays chips y salsa chips	<user> I'll move to Mexico , fuck them all . The only chips i want in my system are Lays chips and salsa chips .
<user> wtf really  lmao y yo que muy aca despistandolee lmao!!!	<user> wtf really lmao and I'm just minding my business here lmao!!!
<user> imma go too los cavasos tho jajaja lmao i'll bring u tacos nd other shit too lmao	<user> imma go too los cavasos though jajaja lmao i'll bring you tortas and other stuff too lmao
esqueee ya no puedo tener tuirer public cuz my job jajajaja :(	It's kinda hard to have a Twitter account these days because of my job lol
<user> omg yes  fml pero queria ver movies	<user> omg yes fml but I wanted to watch movies in English.
<user> i was watching santino vines yesterday me acorde de ti jajaja	<user> i was watching santino vines yesterday and it reminded me of you jajaja
<user> esque me fui de viaje a miami pero ya regresee lmao jaja jk y tambien esque somos mujeres ocupadas lmao	<user> I literally went on a trip to Miami but I'm back already lmao lol also we're both busy af ladies lmao
<user> quieres peliar bro eh eh eh	<user> do you wanna fight bro eh eh eh
<user> it's cause my mom put the wrong chile powder y le puso cayanne pepper  lmao. & jaja se oyo de doble sentido smh lmao.	<user> It's because my mom used the wrong chili powder, she used cayenne pepper lmao . & haha it sounded like a double entendre smh lmao .
my mom put the wrong chile powder y le echo cayanne pepper a mis pepinos  me wa morir!	My mom put the wrong chilli powder and she added cayenne pepper to my cucumbers I'm gonna die!
eating pepino with chile was the worst idea omg.	Eating cucumber with chile was the worst idea omg.
"""“<user>: <user> a"""" hector """"le voy a dedicar ven by invasores lmao! ” <user>"""	"“<user>: I'm going to dedicate """"ven by invasores lmao """" to <user> !” <user>"
<user> i know me too <user> te amooo	<user> I know me too <user> te quieroo so much / love you
idk how ppl can go too the club every weekend yo si voy es una vez cada dos meses si esque me animo jajaja.	I don't know how people can go to the club every single weekend , I go like once every two months if I'm in the mood , haha .
“<user>: i need to delete all my pictures on my phone  cause no more storage ” asi estoy yo	<user>: I need to delete all my pictures on my phone because no more storage left . That's how I am right now , with zero space .
<user> omg ni paque voy a verla jaja mejor me compro una preparada lmao	<user> omg I'm not even gonna bother watching it haha I'll just buy a premade one lmao
omg si somos de cadereyta  i got country playin on one side of the house and gangsta rap in the other side	omg yes we're from cadereyta  i've got country music playing on one side of the house and gangster rap on the other side
ahh fuck it alcabo es viernes i can come home after werrrrrk, and sleep haha.	Ahh fuck it it's Friday anyway , I can come home after work work , and sleep haha .
omg this bitch never stops talking ya me dolio la cabeza!!!!	omg this bitch never stops talking, it literally gave me a headache!
i love working with my sis only sometimes jaja cuando paga el lonche jkjk lmaoo	I love working with my sis only sometimes haha when she buys lunch LOL just kidding LMAO
omg i feel horrible. creo que me estoy enfermando	omg i feel horrible. i think i'm getting sick.
i slept 2hrs voy a tener cara de zombie todo el dia  jaja	I slept two hours , I'm gonna have zombie face all day haha .
<user> que paso are u okay bby? :(	<user> what happened , are you okay baby ? :(
finally home me voy a dormir ala chingada	Finally home , I'm off to bed , fuck it .
my sister's eating her papa asada nd me with my stupid healthy salad. no es de dios!!!!! :(	my sister's eating her papa asada while me with my stupid healthy salad . It's not fair !!!!! : (
<user> hell yeah dude i was born jamming too it since forever lol well cuz of my dad lol & omg yes!! sino pa q le dicen tejano day!	<user> hell yeah dude i was born listening to it forever lol well because of my dad lol & omg yes ! That 's why it 's called Tejano Day !
“<user>: <user> asi me gusta!! lol and dm your number we don't even have it  ” go text ur hoes from ig bitch	“<user>: <user> me gusta así !! lol and dm your number we don't even have it yet . Go text your hoes from Instagram , bitch”
<user> <user> yo soy werita de los unaited estates af amerika lmao jk	<user> <user> i am a little girl from the united states of america lmao jk
i'm go see jason aldean y lo voy a secuestrar antes de su concierto asique no compren tickets porque no va cantar. jajajajaja	I'm going to kidnap Jason Aldean before his concert so don't buy tickets because he's not gonna sing. haha.
y luego cuando venga bobbypulido tambien lo secuestro y sere feliz toda la vida jajajajaja jk lmao	And then when Bobby Pulido comes I'll kidnap him too and I'll be happy forever hahahaha just kidding LOL!
i'm a go see jason aldean y lo voy a secuestrar ala chingada	I'm gonna go see Jason Aldean and kidnap his ass.
“<user>:“ <user>: <user> ya mejor que see mate la candy  ” <user>  ” damn thts nice.	"<user>: "" <user>: <user> might as well go get the candy ourselves "" <user> "" damn that's a great idea."""
its like my mom didnt get the stop making tamales cuz the holidays are over memo  jajaja	It's like my mom didn't get the memo that the holidays are over to stop making tamales lol
my dad always says que el que se deja se apendeja lmao no se dejen apendejaaar jajaja	My dad always says that the one who gives in gets dumbed down LMAO don't get dumbed down, haha!
<user> <user> how do u get an amber alert yo nunca agarro alerts de nada lmao	<user> <user> how do you always miss the alerts man I never get any lmao
my dad said tht en sus tiempos no abia amber alert y si se perdia un chamako namas tenian otro y ya lmao hes so fkd up smh lmao	My dad said that in his day there were no amber alerts , if a kid went missing they'd just get another one , LOL he's so fucked up shaking my head LOL
<user> jajaja fine i'll be team iphone forever aunque me cueste un brazo lmao	<user> haha fine i'll be an iPhone user forever even if it costs me an arm and a leg lmao
this is the last iphone i get si este se desmadra im going back too android tan muy caros estos cellulares lmaoo	This is the last iPhone I get if this one fucks up I'm going back to Android they're too expensive lmaoo
my mom comes in my room saying nose que le pike ala tableta y se puso un vieja cantando, lmao it was a beyonce song playing jajajaja	My mom comes in my room saying she doesn't know what got into the tablet and some old lady started singing, lmao it was a Beyonce song playing haha.
“<user>: <user> lmfao tu y yo para forever  ” yes bby	“<user>: <user> lmfao you and me forever  ” yes bby
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> yo ando zero acohol:)))	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> I'm sober af :)))
<user> dame de tu bubulubu beibi lmao!!!! jajajaja jk	<user> give me some of your bubulubu baby lmao!!!! hahaha just kidding
i hate jairo cuz he lives infront of tostada regia	I hate Jairo because he lives in front of the Tostada Regia.
“<user>: siempre ando muerto de hambre. ” damn dawwwwwhhh tht sux	<user>: I'm always starving. Damn that sucks.
<user> <user> that looks scary lmao cayateee me da un atake al corazon lmao	<user> <user> that looks scary lmao shut the fuck up it gives me a freaking heart attack lmao
<user> damn i'm tired... of being gay lmaooo jajaja jk jk don't kill me fabo lmaoo	<user> damn i'm tired... of being homosexual lmaooo jajaja jk jk don't kill me fabo lmaoo
<user> y le pago el bill a dulce awwww bfff ily  lmao jajajajaja	<user> and I'll pay the bill for Dulce awwww bestie ily lmao hahahaha
i remember this guy in mexico had a laughing problem y de todo se reia el wey jajaja.	I remember this guy in Mexico who had a laughing problem and he laughed at everything lol .
<user> un vatoo wey que se reia de todo lmao true story lol	<user> a dude who laughed at everything lmao true story lol
<user> hahahahaha ay el polvo y ace 5 gallones jajaja lmao	<user> hahahahaha damn dust and freaking five gallons lol lmao
“<user>: happy birthday <user>! (: take 200000000 shots for me, yolo lol. ” yo no tomo wei jajaja	“<user>: happy birthday <user>! (: take 200000000 shots for me, yolo lol . ” i don't drink wei , haha
“<user>: why is she even mad tho  <user> ”  nqv yo enojada nunca contigo shiquithaaaaa bb	“<user>: why is she even mad though <user> ”  I'm never mad at you little girl bb
<user>  mamona mil! jajajaja me no quererr te no more lmao	<user> you're a real pain in the ass! hahaha I don't wanna see you no more lmao
no sean envidiosas jajajajaja lmao <user> * cough * cough	Don't be jealous haha lmao <user> *cough cough*
abrazo same shieeet jajaja	hug same shit haha
alcohol gives me heartburn :( por eso no tomo jajaja.	Alcohol gives me heartburn:( That's why I don't drink lol.
hahahahahahaha last year some creeps came too my party y nosotros asi de que pedo lmao	hahahahahahaha last year some weirdos came to my party and we were like what the hell lmao
<user> hell nah i deleted that shit lmao que oso lmao luego asen memes about me jajajaja	<user> hell nah i deleted that shit lmao what an embarrassment lmao then they make memes about me jajajaja
<user> remember when me & my sister went at it lmao found the picture onde me knockio como paquiaoo :( jajajajajaja	<user> remember when me & my sister went at it lmao found the pic where she knocked me down like pacquiao :'( lolololol
somos igual de mamonas jajajaja <user> my bff > ur bff jajaja	We're just as silly hahaha <user> my BFF > your BFF haha
i thought a crumpet was some sort of trumpet lmao no mames ya estoy mas aya que paca :(	I thought a crumpet was some kind of trumpet lol wtf I'm so lost now : (
"""“<user>: am i the only one who read"""" trucks <3 """"on girls bios and think"""" truck bops!! """"jaja. ” or trucks, boots, nd corridos hahahaha"""	"“<user>: Am I the only one who reads 'trucks <3' in girls' bios and thinks 'truck bops'!!' jajaja. Or trucks, boots, and corridos hahahaha!"""
now that my phone works i can bug my bff <user> ya no te salvas!!!	Now that my phone works I can finally text my best friend <user> you're done for!!!
“<user>: ridin around soho con unas canciones de prince royce ” eres bashatero lmao	“<user>: ridin around soho listening to some prince royce songs ” you're such a bachatero lmao
some people post nasty food on ig, instead of making you wanna eat it kind of makes you wanna throw up. hahaha es la verdad :/	Some people post disgusting food on Instagram , instead of making you want to eat it , it kind of makes you want to throw up . Lol , it's the truth :/
<user> damn thts badass lol y lo mejor esque aya no importa la ora they still sell u alcohol ajaja cause its mexico lmao	<user> damn that's badass lol and the best part is that there ain't any curfew so they'll sell you alcohol at any hour lol cause it's Mexico lmao
<user> siii tas bien serquita jaja omg yes jajaja luego luego pal deposito a comprar drank lmaooo	<user> yes you're so close haha omg right away to the deposit to buy some drank lmaooo
“<user>: <user> naa bby i'm kidding you know i only got my  on you  ” ya no te kreo	<user>: <user> naa bby I'm just joking you know I only mess around with you I don't believe you anymore
<user> cadereytaaa but i'm going w my tia lol were going in truck me salve jaja el camion se toma mil años jaja	<user> cadereytaaa but I'm going with my aunt lol we're going by truck thank god haha the bus takes a thousand years haha
good thing i'm not going with my parents mi tio no toca el mismo cd todo el pinche camino hahahaha. mi apa si	Good thing I'm not going with my parents , my uncle doesn't play the same damn CD the whole way there hahaha . My dad does though .
<user> noooo lol todavia no lol jaja asta la semana q viene creo	<user> noooo lol not yet lol haha until next week I think
i just ate pizza nd then i'm a eat cabrito lmaooo yolo life cuz me vale madre jajaja.	I just ate pizza and then I'm gonna eat goat, lol. YOLO life because I don't give a fuck haha.
todos se van pa regio y yo me quedo de babie sitter.  que????  esto me pasa por no acer planes el dia de hoy. hahaha	Everyone's going to the region and I'm staying as a babysitter . What the heck ??? This happens to me because I didn't make plans today . hahaha
<user> yes he does a little bit hahaha nd si orita te lo mando:)	<user> Yes he does a little bit hahaha and I'll send it to you right now :)
it's always at this time when i crave one wtf?  y no me gusta la cerveza que pedo lmao.	it's always around this time that I get a craving for one what the fuck . And there's no beer in the house damn it lmao .
quiero una michelada  lmao why do i always crave one at this time que pinche rara soy.	I want a michelada  lmao why do I always crave one at this time , am I some kind of freak .
my new avi con mi primo moshooo  ️ <user>	my new avi with my cousin <user>
lmao alot of ppl think i blocked them on my phone cause it don't work lol nooooooo nqv esque mi cell no sirve :/	lmao a lot of people think I blocked them because my phone doesn't work LOL nooooooo nqv my cell just doesn't work :/
<user> que oras sales de show palace? lmao jk	<user> what time are you getting out of show palace ? lmao jk
<user> son las 6 de la mañana jaime ya duermete no mames * your voice * hahahahaha.	<user> it's 6 a.m . jaime go to sleep already fuck man * your voice * hahahahaha.
“<user>: <user> chingue su madre, it's better.. i assume lol ” jajaja quien sabe we should ask someone who's been a sidenigga lmao	“<user>: <user> go fuck yourself , it's better .. I assume lol ” jajaja who knows we should ask someone who's been a sidenigga lmao
<user> jajaja asi con voz asi toda mamona or i would be like i aint ur gf for u too be asking me tht shit bro	<user> jajaja with a bossy voice or i would be like i'm not your girlfriend for you to be asking me that shit bro
<user> ohhhhhhh! con rason i was like wth lmaoo so i go too the webpage y de ahi lo desactivo lol	<user> ohhhhhhh! that's why i was like what the heck lmaoo so i go to the website and from there i disable it lol
<user> i tried it with the app y no pude :/ lol	<user> I tried it with the app and I couldn't :/ lol
<user> hoy que venga le digo it's cause i haven't seen her nd my phone messed up lol :/	<user> I'll tell her today it's because i haven't seen her irl and my phone's acting up lol :/
happy birthday bff i love you hope you have a good day!! :-) que diosito te bendiga y te me de muchos años de vidaaa :-) <user>	Happy birthday BFF I love you hope you have a great day ! God bless you , may you have many more years of life :-) <user>
my bff is gonna be 19 already alaaaaamayeeeeee mujer!  <user> cann't wait too be 21 pa irnos pa lasvegas  ️	my bff is gonna be 19 already damn woman! <user> can't wait to turn 21 either so we can go to las vegas ️
<user> pos fijate que yo ando igual lets drink too tht max	<user> well , I'm the same way too . lets drink hasta la madre .
once you start trippin about someone not replying too u fast enough, ya valiste madre.	Once you start trippin' about someone not replying to you fast enough, you're fucked .
i miss my beffo ke ya venga de nl!! jajaja <user>	I miss my bestie, hurry up and get here from NL! haha <user>
<user> <user> this is a subtweet for acouple of our followers  jijiji ellos saben quienes son lmao	<user> <user> this is a subtweet for a couple of our followers giggle giggle they know who they are lmao
“<user>: let's do something tonight! we're young, single, & have money  <user>. ” y tamos chulos	“<user>: let's do something tonight! We're young, single, and $$$ <user>.” And we're free!
<user> tell his parents que te adopten pa que te regalen una mac a ti hahahaha	<user> tell them to adopt you so they can buy you a Mac hahaha
<user> i've only been out of a job 1month no seas mamon hahaha!	<user> I've only been unemployed for one month don't be a dick hahaha!
<user> right nowww!  ay no!!!  eso no es de dios!	<user> right nowww! Oh no!!! That's not God-like!
<user> jajajajajajajaja y luego aqui yeah he probably did lmao i head he been chillin w <user> lmaoo	<user> hahahahahaha yeah he probably did lmao i heard he's been chilling with <user> lmaoo
<user> hahaha todavia ta vivo i saw him at bam bam last week lmao jk	<user> hahaha he's still alive I saw him at bam bam last week lmao jk
<user> aquí asiendo kush como siempre lmaoo jk	<user> here doing kush as always lmaoo jk
"""“<user>: duh.."""" <user>: <user> <user> soy tu perro o k chingados """"” awww es chow? lmao"""	“<user>: duh..” “<user>: <user> <user> am I your dog or what the fuck” “awww is that so? lmao”
<user> i just woke up too take my medicine jajaja porfin dormi wey va llover lmao	<user> i just woke up too take my medication jajaja finally slept dude it's gonna rain lmao
i hope who ever got me sick with the flu se mueren por mamones esto no es de dios.	I hope whoever got me sick with the flu die for being such assholes , this is not of God .
ramoncitos are cool too listen too un ratito y luego me acuerdo que son escuinkles y me artan hahahahhaa	Ramoncitos are cool too listen too for a little while then I remember they're squinks and they annoy me haha
i cann't sleep ocupo pinche nyquil	I can't sleep I need some damn nyquil
<user> y porque no lo lees y me lo cuentas lol jk esque que wevaa :(	<user> And why don't you read it and tell me about it lol jk it's just such a hassle :(
oh well ain't gonna get sad over bs a mi nadie me va quitar de andar feliz lol. :d  ️	oh well ain't gonna get sad over nonsense, no one's gonna take my happiness away lol. :d  ️
<user> cuando te metas al website y te diga que si quieres ver el mobile site ponle no	<user> when you get on the website and it asks if you wanna see the mobile site , hit no .
<user> jajaja i'm foreals all my friends tienen hijos y estan casadas y yo bien nqv lmao jajaja	<user> haha i'm for real all my friends have kids and are married and i'm just chillin' lmao haha
i need girlfriends  todas tienen bebes! no manches!	i need girlfriends all of them have babies ! no way !
<user> they taste so gooodd :( ya me los acabe lmao	<user> They taste so good :( I finished them all lmao
<user> lmao jaja esa musica da oso lol	<user> lmao haha that song gives me the giggles lol
<user> y tribal? lmao jk	<user> And tribal? lmao just kidding
<user> omfg yes and ur like why do u pay for one si no contestas hate tht shit	<user> omfg yes and you're like 'why do you pay for one if you won't pick up' hate that shit.
<user> everytime jaime nd me txt u sale que ur phone no sirve lmao	<user> everytime jaime and me text you , it comes up that your phone doesn't work haha
<user> lmao hahaha no seas mamona tu me dejaste ir	<user> lmao hahaha don't be a dick , you let me go .
<user> hahahaha lmfaoooo esque yo tengo problemas with sleeping since i was little :(	<user> hahahaha lmfaoooo it's just that I have had problems sleeping since I was little :(
“<user>: 700 for a leather jacket te da super poderes o ke pedo ” hahahahaha  lmfao	“<user>: 700 for a leather jacket will give you superpowers or what the fuck . ” hahahahaha  lmfao
<user> <user> como si le tenemos miedo a esta enana lmao jk bff ily hahaha	<user> <user> as if we're scared of this little girl HAHAHA lmao bestie I love you so much hahaha
<user> <user> ill buy u a michelada so u can feel mexican panchito jajajaja	<user> <user> I'll buy you a michelada so you can feel a bit more Mexican my guy haha
<user> si ay te digo when i'm over there i'll msg u on here lol	<user> if that's the case , I'll let you know / I'll message you when I'm there lol
<user> dile hi from his favorite and best student stephanie c  ️  ️  ️ y que viva el america	<user> tell him hi from his favorite and best student Stephanie c ️ ️ ️ and long live Mexico!
they're probably are going to make some badass corridos about el chapo	They're probably going to make some badass narco-corridos about El Chapo.
my dinner > my face...... guess i should have plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of arroz con habichuelas to be more appealing	My dinner > my face... guess I should get plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of rice and beans so I can be more appealing.
"""- """"donde esta el off?"""" mi prima: """"en el sitio ese donde esta la lavadora... ugh se me olvido el nombre"""" - em... el laundry? jajajajja"""	"""- 'Where's the off?' my cousin: 'It's in that place where the washer is ... ugh I forgot the name' - em ... the laundry ? haha"""
<user> <user> yo no lo estaba insultando! i was defending it...	<user> <user> I wasn't insulting him ! I was defending it ...
lo ultimo que me recuerdo fue comer en casa de paola y despues i blacked out del sueño...	The last thing I remember was eating at Paola's house and then I passed out from sleepiness...
"""orita cuando me levante: """"how the fuck did i get home?"""""""	"""right now when I wake up: 'how the fuck did I get home?'"""
ahora lo que queda de tachar del bucket list es bien poco :(	Now all that's left to cross off the bucket list is very little :(
too proud!! mis reinas las campeonas:')	Too proud!! My queens the champions:'(
<user> que si que! ya estoy bien ready para cortar cabezas hoy;) * wink wink *	<user> Hell yeah! I'm all ready to cut some heads off today ;):) *wink wink*
hoy es el ultimo sleepless sleepover:')	Tonight's the last sleepless sleepover:'(
me voy a quemar con el sports bra... bien lindo el tan	I'm gonna burn myself with the sports bra ... it's so damn cute though
yo estoy aqui cogiendome un break de hacer el header y empezar la primera pregunta cause thats just too much man <user> jajaja	I'm taking a break from doing the header and starting the first question because that's just too much man <user> jajaja
tengo tanto que hacer... so im hoing to sleep my problems away jaja	I have so much to do ... so I'm going to sleep my problems away haha
<user> tu no te quieres mover so you are no use jajaja	<user> you don't want to move so you're no use , haha .
<user> llevame a comer ice cream!	<user> Take me to get some ice cream!
ya he cambiando dos peliculas.. third ones the charm	I've already changed two movies .. third one's the charm .
<user> <user> ahh yo veo... creepy eso es el de debacle que paso en tu school?	<user> <user> ahh I see . That's the debacle that happened at your school , right ?
hello que voy a hacer yo sola? yo home alone adri preguntanse lo que no es... silly girl jajaja <user> <user>	hello what am I going to do all alone ? me home alone adri wonder what's not ... silly girl haha <user> <user>
<user> <user> andrea es la pro... yo soy mas hippie i dont go all out exhibition yo para la imaginacion jajajaja	<user> <user> Andrea's the pro ... I'm more hippie I don't go all out for real yo for my imagination jajajaja
<user>: <user> sabemos ariana que eres nudista al igual que <user> jajajaj no shame!	<user>: <user> we know you're a nudist , Ariana , just like <user> ! haha no shame
tu cara ahora combina con tu color de pelo * is this supposed to make me feel good?	Your face now matches your hair colour* is this supposed to make me feel good?
tuve una reaccion alergica a el face wash mi cara esta roja como un tomate y no puedo respirar bien...	I had an allergic reaction to the face wash , my face is red as a tomato and I can't breathe well ...
"""conversaciones con tipos por cel... tipo: """"ghvsdfhjjds"""" *deep voice * yo: que? tipo: """"svvfsdbhf"""" * deeper voice * yo: que?"""	"""Conversations with guys over text ... Guy: ""ghvsdfhjjds"" *deep voice* Me: Huh? Guy: ""svvfsdbhf"" *even deeper voice* Me: Huh?"""
llego a casa mi sis no esta y no tengo llave... greatt just great	I get home , my sis isn't there and I don't have the key ... great just great .
<user> jajajaja si yo falto me quedo en casa i got no car...	<user> haha if I'm missing , I stay home got no car ...
<user>: quiero volver a verlo yea you do...	<user>: I want to see him again yeah you do...
<user> jajaja llevo diciendo eso todo el dia.. no he hecho nada im so fucked jaja	<user> hahaha I've been saying that all day . I haven't done shit , I'm so fucked up haha .
<user>: san manuel buen-carajo este cuentito esta largo con cojones me sente orita a leerlo vi lo largo que era and i gave up	<user>: San Manuel damn this story's long as hell i just sat down to read it saw how long it was and gave up
<user> acabo de checkiar la mia el pan de dios ese me dio 80 en participacion! how the fuck is that possible?	<user> just checked mine the bread of god gave me 80 in participation ! how the fuck is that even possible ?
mierda de pelicula! gahd it was offal jajaj	That movie was shit! Gahd it was awful haha.
"""fuimos con las intenciones de ver """"endless love"""" y terminamos viendo """"the devils due""""... -.-"""	"We went with the intentions of watching ""Endless Love"" and ended up watching ""The Devil's Due"" ... -.-"
usando la tobillera otra vez gracias a el booty of steel de <user> jajaja	Using the ankle monitor again thanks to <user>'s steel booty jajaja
<user>: yo odio a ariana con toda mi alma ja nahh you dont	<user>: I hate Ariana with all my soul ja nahh you don't
<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja sii you moved a lot...	<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja it's the caffeine , you know how I get with coffee .
<user>:“ <user>: nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact ”  te debo un drink yes you do! no lo supero! jajaja	"<user>: ""I never lose a bet, it's a fact"" You owe me a drink! Yes, I do! Can't argue with that! hahaaha"
<user> jajajaja it didnt at all jajajaja eso era como que un heart attack drink pq tenia redbull..	<user> hahahaha it didn't at all hahahaha it was like a heart attack drink because it had Red Bull .
<user> jajajaj del drink ese que tu y tu friend created that taste like medice + shit	<user> hahahaha that drink you and your friend created that tastes like medicine + shit
nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact	Never lose a bet , that's a fact .
<user>: día internacional de cogerle las nalgas a angie. guilty..	<user>: international ass-grabbing angie day . guilty ..
forever dandole snooze a la alarma	Forever hitting the snooze button on the alarm.
heart shaped brownies... me dicen betty crocker	heart shaped brownies... they call me betty crocker
"""mañana va llegar un punto que ya voy a estar cansada de decir """"aww"""".... the gagging noices begin"""	"""Tomorrow there will come a point where I'm gonna be tired of saying 'aww'... the gagging noises begin."""
<user> amor mio no fuiste a la practica hoy no te pude dar tu special belday gift;) jajaaj	<user> my love you didn't go to practice today i couldn't give you your special belday gift ;) hahaah
"""yo al final del examen: """"im done bye. me voy no me se la ultima"""" maestra: """"no, pecosa te sientas que te le sabes"""" yo: you dont know me..."""	"""me at the end of the test: 'I'm done , bye . I'm leaving , I don't know the last one' teacher: 'no , freckles you sit down , you know it' me: you don't know me..."""
<user> mi enana favorita cumple hoy 18!! happy birthdayyy boo!:)	<user> my favorite little one turns 18 today ! happy birthday boo !: )
despues de recibir el si de mi top choice... school doesnt matter!	After getting the yes from my top choice... school doesn't matter!
<user>: el viernes voy de negra completa  ohh naomi being controversial?	<user>: On Friday I'm going as a full black person Ohh Naomi being controversial?
<user> i know! :/ me da tanto asco/miedo	<user> I know! :/ It makes me so grossed out/scared.
el novio de sarah me trajo strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!!	Sarah's boyfriend brought me strawberry lemonade :o automatic boyfriend points!!
<user>: <user> por estudiar no es lol. es por otra cosa  ahhh yo ella esta estudiando? que puñeta im not doin shit	<user>: <user> it's not because of studying lol . it's because of something else ahhh is she studying ? what the fuck am i not doing anything .
<user> oopss, pero chill he doesnt follow me en twitter jaja	<user> oopss, but calm down he doesn't follow me on Twitter haha
<user> you asked.. ya lo borre so chill jajajajaja	<user> you asked .. I deleted it already so chill haha haha
<user> no noo no el es mio birthday girl!	<user> no noo no he's mine birthday girl!
el amor que le tengo a mi ginger shaun white...	The love I have for my ginger Shaun White...
"""mami: """"porque sigues mirando mal a los guineos? weirdo.."""" yo: """"they know why -.-"""""""	"""Mom: 'Why are you still looking mean at the monkeys ? Weirdo ..' Me: 'They know why -.-'"""
<user>: este weekend es largo! a celebrar mi bday allllllll weeeekend looooooong wuutt wutt!	<user>: this weekend is long! to celebrate my bday allllllll weekend long what what!
"""so para donde te vas a estudiar? - """"i d o n t k n o w!! leave me alone"""" *storms out dramatically *"""	"""So where are you going to study ? - """"I don't know ! Leave me alone"""" *storms out dramatically*"""
ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * mi sis aqui siendo super positiva *	ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * my sis here being super positive *
"""<user>: tú tienes carne """"""""da fuq?"""	"<user>: Do you have any meat ""the fuck?"""
"""- """"tu tienes pecas""""... - no shiittt"""	"""- """"Do you have freckles""""... - no way!"""
genuinamente lo que me dijiste me afecto :o <user> my babyyyyy	Honestly what you told me affected me :o <user> my babyyyyy
¿ir o no ir? daily struggle :/	Should I go or not? Daily struggle :/
no supero que no me fui hoy -.- such an unnecessary day <user> im sorry!!	I can't get over that I didn't go today -.- such an unnecessary day <user> I'm sorry !!
<user>:“ <user>: me voy a tirar la de ferris buller.... ” take me with you baby if only! jajaja	"<user>: ""I'm gonna pull a Ferris Bueller ... "" take me with you baby if only ! haha"
hay acustic covers de la canción... ok! <user> <user>	There are acoustic covers of the song... ok! <user> <user>
mis padres no creen el banana story...	My parents don't believe the banana story...
<user>: mañana me voy para la playa y picheo la academia pal carajo tu no eres tan badass.. nigga you be trippin jajaja	<user>: tomorrow I'm going to the beach and fuck the academy you're not that badass .. nigga you're trippin jajaja
el guineo no sale de mi jacket senior :(	The banana doesn't come out of my jacket, sir :(
"""<user>: la cerveza es de hombre. """"byee wow bye"""" ja! ya lo/la odio..."""	"<user>: Beer is for men . ""Byee wow bye"" ha ! I already hate him / her ..."
<user> <user> <user> yo guardo todo los post it! so los voy a enmarcar te lo juro! jajajaaja	<user> <user> <user> I keep all the post-its ! I'm gonna frame them , I swear ! hahahaha
<user> <user> <user> jajajajaa wow esto es serio si it leads to us being kicked out of the class! yayy!	<user> <user> <user> hahahaha that's serious talk right there it leads to us getting expelled from class ! yay !
<user> <user> ohhh intriguing.... jajajaa ya quiero saber!	<user> <user> ohhh I'm so curious ... hahaha can't wait to know!
0 fucks given cuando esa es tu ultima clase del dia...	Zero fucks given when that's your last class of the day...
<user> ja lo dices como si lo hubieses abierto.. who you kidding	<user> you say it as if you've opened it .. who are you kidding?
<user> jajajajaja ese show is gold!	<user> that show is lit!
ratchet songs me dieron ganas de ver viedos de the maury show... procrastination	Ratchet songs made me want to watch videos of the Maury show ... procrastination .
on repeat toda la noche... jajajaj	On repeat all night long ... hahaha
"""<user> <user> <user> <user> jajajaaja """"nigga you better stop lying before i get mad and pull out my nine"""" jajajaa"""	"""<user> <user> <user> <user> hahahaaha ""you better stop lying before i get angry and grab my gun"" hahaha"""
"""<user> <user> jajajajaa no puedo parar de escucharla! me da tanta pavera """"with a stripper hoe named diamond"""""""	"<user> <user> hahaha i can't stop listening to it ! it gives me such jitters ""with a stripper hoe named diamond"""
<user> i couldnt contain myself me estaba meando de la risa literal! jajajajajajaj	<user> I couldn't hold it in I was pissing myself laughing literally! hahahahahaha!
<user>: <user> jajajajajajajaja i know, estabas llorandoo jajajaja mi abuela creia que i was dying or something!	<user>: <user> hahahahaha i know , you were crying jajaja my grandma thought i was dying or something !
<user> jajajajaja no worries! i laughed it out jajaja	<user> jajajajaja no worries! I had a good laugh jajaja
semester from hell... despues de las practicas mi energia no da para nada	semester from hell... after the practicum my energy gives out for nothing
<user> <user> <user> * sacaron jajajajaja i cann't even!	<user> <user> <user> * took out (or literally: 'they took out') haha, i cann't even!
te lo juro que nunca me he reido tanto en mi vida.. me sacor a donald so feel proud! <user> <user> <user>	I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . They brought out Donald , so feel proud ! <user> <user> <user>
<user> jajaja me di cuenta despues que i scrolled...	<user> I realized later after I scrolled...
<user>: con el nudo en la garganta text me hun :/	<user>: with a lump in my throat text me hun :/
voy a llorar.. im so overwhelmed	I'm going to cry.. I'm so overwhelmed .
sisterly date = food y tripiarnos a gente en condado...	sisterly date = food and people-watching in condado...
"""hablando de netflix y de la nada el anuncio de pandora decia: """"watch netflix now..."""" is it a sign? <user>"""	"""Talking about Netflix and out of the blue Pandora's ad said: """"watch Netflix now..."""" is it a sign <user>?"""
me va dar un melt down que fue eso?	"""What was that a melt down?"""
ok so mi nap fue de 9 horas... adivina quien no pudo estudiar -.-	Okay so my nap was nine hours long ... guess who couldn't study -.-
<user> me quede pegada dormida i didn't do anything: (de que nada! kill meh..	<user> I fell asleep and did nothing: (for real nothing ! kill meh ..
<user> some people get confused y no lo entienden jajajaja	<user> some people get confused and don't understand it jajajaja
car conversations con <user> <user> <user> la mejor conversacion del dia...	Car conversations with <user> <user> <user> the best conversation of the day...
<user>: <user> mañana quiero que estés pendiente y hagas un conteo pls, do it for science ok! lets do it!	<user>: <user> tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on it and do a count pls , do it for science ok ! let's do it !
no se que hacer... 15 capitulos! like lets be real though aint nobody got time for that	I don't know what to do... fifteen chapters! Like let's be real , nobody has got time for that .
<user> es mi spirit animal	<user> is my spirit animal
dos tipos estan peliando por un journal... mtv lo hace mejor... tv gold:')	Two guys are fighting over a journal ... MTV does it better ... TV gold:)
que me llegue el email que diga: your travel itinerary is ready √	"Let the email say: ""Your travel itinerary is ready"""
<user> y <user> son unas yales! love et!	<user> and <user> are some fine ass bitches ! love it !
<user>: tomé café para despertarme y ahora estoy insoportable  i told you.. vas a explotar!	<user>: I drank coffee to wake up and now I'm insufferable. I told you , you're gonna explode !
<user>: me corté la mano brincando verjas hoy:) thug life.	<user>: I cut my hand jumping fences today:) thug life.
termine la rutina... puedo emepezar la de mañana? estoy en esas! no to apush!	Did I finish the routine ? Can I start tomorrow 's routine ? I 'm all in for it ! No to apush !
si soy alergica a el gluten ima be pissed...	If I'm allergic to gluten I'm gonna be so pissed...
<user> ahh jajaj nah yo en calculo buen chiste! i actually feel flattered que pienses que si jajaja	<user> ahh hahaha nah I'm good at calculus! I actually feel flattered that you think that haha
fuck this ya no voy a jugar más... sigo jugando!	fuck this I'm not gonna play anymore ... I keep playing !
<user>: cuando el admissions officer te da el acceptance letter delante de todo el mundo..   proud:')	<user>: when the admissions officer hands you the acceptance letter in front of everyone ... proud:)
<user> aja ñeta! im pissed!	<user> Hey bitch! I'm mad!
<user>: he caido bajo la adiccion de flappy birds... × 2 procrastination at it finest!	<user>: I've fallen into the addiction of flappy birds... × 2 Procrastination at its finest!
<user> me motive en sociologia ahora sii quiero hacer el weekend de nuestro food tour! y el domingo we workput pa bajarlo to!:) jaja	<user> I'm pumped for sociology right now , yeah I really want to do our food tour weekend ! And Sunday we work hard to lose all the calories:) hehe
<user>: on one hand there's going to work out. but in the other there's häagen-dazs wow! entiendes mi struggle! jajaja	<user>: on one hand there's going to workout , but on the other there's Häagen-Dazs wow ! You understand my struggle ! hahaha
"""weekly struggle: """"voy a coger un nap y despues me levanto a estudiar * three hours later * shiittt over slept! fuck it estudio mañana."""""""	"""Weekly struggle: I'm gonna take a nap and then wake up to study * three hours later * damn! overslept! shit, I'll study tomorrow."""
por primera vez veo a <user> actually being hateful! it was beautiful:')	For the first time I see <user> actually being hateful ! It was beautiful :)
<user> y <user> dandome unacceptable nicknames hoy -.-	<user> and <user> giving me unacceptable nicknames today -.-
ya no tengo que ver de los grammys best part of the night!	I don't have to watch the Grammys anymore best part of the night!
yo quiero que ese tipo me estire asi;) oh lord que bello!	I want that guy to stretch me like that 😉 Oh Lord so beautiful!
<user> jajaja graciass i think! i love you	<user> haha thanks ! i think * * I love you so much !
<user> jajajaj i know! esque el odio que le tengo!	<user> lol I know ! It's because of the hatred I have for it !
"""<user>: es que no le veo lo wow """"a beyoncé"""" are you blind?"""	"<user>: I just don't get the fuss about ""Beyoncé."" Are you blind?"
<user> shhiittt si no fuese por este tweet no supiese... jajaja	<user> shhiittt if it weren't for this tweet I wouldn't have known ... haha
<user> my life cada vez que me sale el notification ese!!	<user> my life every time i get that notification !!
no he visto a <user> en casi toda la semana! ima die...	I haven't seen <user> in almost a whole week ! I'm gonna die ...
ok so no deseo estudiar hoy...	Okay so I really don't want to study today...
fuck this shit de ser nena -.-	fuck this shit of being a little girl .
ayeee noche de sexo is on here at arandas	ayeee tonight's sex is on here at Arandas
<user> ya se cuz.. but at least he pulled off a good guy greg and not a scumbag steve and stayed with it ha	<user> I know cuz . At least he pulled off a nice guy Greg , not a dickhead Steve , and stuck with it haha
<user> omg i saw a kid eating one yesterday at the pulga but no le queria preguntar donde lo compro	<user> omg i saw a kid eating one yesterday at the flea market but i didn't want to ask him where he bought it
la sister es now	The sister is now.
<user> delete tht shit lmao esos son los que mas te friegan lol jajaja  y no pongas musica de duelo lol worst idea ever lmao	<user> delete tht shit lmao those are the ones that fuck you up the most lol hahaha and don't put on funeral music lol worst idea ever lmao
<user> de nada:) hope u feel better lol	<user> You're welcome:) hope you feel better soon , lol
<user> hahahaha vas andar bien miley cyrus lmaooo	<user> you're gonna look like such a hot mess , LMFAO !
<user> sounds like u got stampeed lol echate vicks eso cura todo lol jk tomate advil y ponte hielo lol y tomate un te d manzana lol	<user> sounds like u got stomped lol slather some vicks on it that fixes everything lol jk take some advil and put some ice on it lol and drink some apple tea lol
<user> jajaja u can be my valentine clari jajajaja	<user> haha you can be my valentine clari haha
<user> i saw your text. but i correctly don't have signal. como estas beautiful? hhaha	<user> I saw your text . But I literally don't have any signal . How are you , beautiful ? haha
<user> what did he say? text me mejor.	<user> what did he say? text me better .
por favor baby rip me right out of my dolce	Please baby tear me out of my dolce.
<user> los overcharges we got refunded dawgy! same here i dont get it till next week	<user> The overcharges we got refunded dude ! Me too , I don't get it until next week .
<user> lol me va salir in granito en la lengua	<user> lol i'm gonna get a bump on my tongue
<user> i try but i hate como echan a rigito de menos or que siempre le pegan a el porque le pega a anthony even though its tiny fault	<user> I try but I hate how they always say *echar de menos* about him , like he's the one getting hit because he hits Anthony , even though it's not his main fault .
<user> ci dont know i just dont like him desde que nacio i always have preferred rigito and everyone notice that a	<user> I don't know , I just don't like him . Desde que nació , I have always preferred Rigito and everyone notices that .
<user> i know but i didnt expect that from him i actually thought he would beat me up also and he didnt  anthony si me pego -.-	<user> I know but I didn't expect that from him , I actually thought he would beat me up too and he didn't . Anthony si me pegó .- .
<user> hahahahaha que oso bolteo  asi de que wtf	<user> hahahahaha what an embarrassment I got rejected like that wtF
finally home  que ahi que hacer en la noche?	finally home what's there to do tonight?
from the milpas tacos we came all the way to ihop in mcallen it's to full now we're going back to ihop from las milpas xd	From the milpas tacos we came all the way to IHOP in McAllen it's too packed now we're going back to the taco place from las milpas xd.
<user> voy por ti? oh nose pero estoy aburida mil  estoy con mi dads	<user> Am I coming to get you ? I don't know but I'm so bored  I'm with my dad
"""tipico: te llaman la attencion por """"public display affection"""" con tu mejor amigo   ️"""	"Typical: you get called out for ""public display of affection"" with your best friend."
<user> no abras tus snaps pleasure	<user> don't open your snaps just yet
<user> shut up digo siendo una jovenasaaa omg ya 17 :o	<user> shut up I'm just a young little girl omg I'm only 17 :o
<user> houston for a week but no creo que valla so areuna carne asada con mi pops	<user> houston for a week but i don't think i'll go so it's a carne asada with my pops
<user> in bed  y tu  ️?	<user> in bed and you F.W.?
<user> yes la de la chick de glee	<user> yes the one from the Glee chick
<user> shut up lol i showed her or kik convo para que me crea	<user> shut up lol , I showed her our kik conversation so she'd believe me .
<user> hahahahaha okay espero esta vez nadien este conmigo y vea el snap como siempreee	<user> hahahahaha okay I hope this time no one's with me and sees the snap as always
<user> no pense que salia en el mismo channel del x factor lol	<user> i didn't think it aired on the same channel as the x factor lol
<user> jajajaja aqueno just one part but its cute	<user> hahaha here it's not just one piece but it's cute
<user> nada que ver  your the sexual one	<user> nothing to do with it you're the sexual one
<user> hahahaha usa itune mejor its free	<user> hahahaha use itunes instead it's free
"""<user> ugh thats right  """"la otra"""""""	"<user> ugh thats right ""the other one"""
<user> jaja   ️  ️  ️  ️  ️ my prima saw your snap  y no me cree	<user> haha ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ my cousin saw your snap and she doesn't believe me
<user> hahahah eww y ven a rehearsal	<user> hahahah gross come to the rehearsal
<user> hahaha aww yose y fuera ido ala pulga mejor	<user> hahaha I know , I would have gone to the flea market instead
<user> hahaha you better para que vengas por mi 24/7	<user> hahaha you better come get me 24/7
<user> yose ill go soon  porque no pague dioquis	<user> I'll go soon then , because I didn't pay attention to God .
<user> were going to party at carol place so save 40 buck para ir	<user> We're going to party at Carol's place so save 40 bucks to go.
<user> woaaaaah  hahahaha and were going to corpus  tu y yo	<user> woaaaaah  hahahaha and we're going to Corpus Christi you and I
<user> no they haven't solamentequierenprojudicarme contigoperonololograranalcabo ya equis con ellos no quiero saber nada de ellos	<user> no they haven't they just want to bring me down with you but they won't succeed I don't wanna have anything to do with them anymore
voy a llorar  omg  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️	I'm gonna cry omg so many tears!
<user> woahh jajaja con nuestro steps hahaha awws	<user> woahh haha with our steps haha awws
<user> dude vamos al dollar tree  ill pick you up in 5 min	<user> come on dude , let's go to the dollar tree , I'll pick you up in five minutes .
<user> hahaha lose pero mas de baby xd	<user> hahaha it's more of a baby xd
<user> <user> mom well si vienes orita te espero aqui en la escuela	<user> <user> mom if you're coming now , I'll wait for you here at school .
<user> hahhaahah i luego vatallo para ponerte eye liner	<user> hahhaahah i later struggle to put you eye liner on
<user> no ati no omg i have so many ideasssss lol	<user> no way no omg i have so many freaking ideas lol
retiro totalmente lo dicho sobre orange is the new black. temporada terminada y holly shit. holly shit.	I take back everything I said about Orange is the New Black . Finished the season and holy shit . Holy shit !
ay dio mío juego de tronos... twitter ya no es tierra hostil para mí. no spoilers can harm me.	Oh my god Game of Thrones ... Twitter is no longer hostile territory for me . No spoilers can harm me .
ya está el nuevo remix de all i think about!! lo tenéis hoy en exclusiva en spotify.	The new remix of All I Think About is already here !! You have it today exclusively on Spotify .
cuando haya vlog os avisaré, don't worry babies. ya tengo los dos primeros días editados.  ️	When there's a vlog I'll let you know, don't worry babies . I already have the first two days edited .
madre mía de mi vida y del amor... menudos videacos están saliendo. get hyped. pero muy hyped. va a valer la pena la espera.  ️	"""Mother of my life and love... the videos that are coming out are amazing . Get very excited . It will be worth the wait . ️"""
¡ya estamos en el arctic sunrise a punto de zarpar! ay dio mio. a las 18 tenéis vlog.  @ …	We're already on the Arctic Sunrise , setting sail soon ! Oh my God . Vlog at 6 pm . @ ...
se avecinan muchos level up en los vídeos de ambos canales.	There will be many level up moments in both channels' videos.
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas sorpresas en el correo: omg gorras!!	Today's vlog, little surprises in the mail: omg hats!!
all i think about ha superado el millón de escuchas en spotify y ay...	All I think about has surpassed a million streams on Spotify and oh boy...
<user> tómate el té english breakfast con un pelín de leche. te activa que da gusto.	<user> have the english breakfast tea with a little milk . It's a real pick-me-up .
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas tiendecillas frikis: mi nuevo look!!	Today's vlog, little nerdy shops: my new look!
digas lo que digas y hagas lo que hagas te van a criticar, con lo cual, do whatever the fuck you want.	It doesn't matter what you say or do , people will judge you anyway , so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want .
chicuelos, remember que como ayer no hubo vlog, hoy sí. hoy hay. además es uno de esos bonito, bonito. viajecito con amigos y tal.:)	kids , remember that since there was no vlog yesterday , there is one today . it 's today 's vlog . it 's one of those pretty , pretty little trips with friends and all that .
el más epic fail de todos los epic fails... xd	the most epic fail of all epic fails ... xd
centrarse en las cosas positivas en lugar de las negativas. major key.	Focus on the positive things instead of the negative ones. Major key.
la miniatura del vlog que se avecina es una de las más molonas ever <3	The upcoming vlog thumbnail is one of the coolest ever <3
eeeeh que hemos subido del puesto cuatro al tres omg omg	eheh we've risen from fourth place to third omg omg
¡queda poquito para llegar a ser número uno en itunes! vamo, vamo, let's go.	We're getting close to being number one on iTunes ! Let's go , let's go !
el vlog de hoy, pequeños nuevos singles: ya ha salido el nuevo single!!	The new single is out now! Today's vlog , little new singles : the new single has dropped !
<user> <user> yo creo que eso va según cómo se sienta cada uno. si te sientes mal sexualizándote, no lo hagas. si bien, do it.	<user> <user> I think it depends on how each person feels . If you feel bad about sexualizing yourself , don't do it . But if you're cool with it , go for it .
quizás, puede ser, a lo mejor, maybe ha sonado un poquillo del nuevo single en snapchat...	Perhaps , it could be , maybe we have a snippet of the new single on snapchat ...
os juro que no entiendo por qué mi apple watch me llama culo.	I swear I don't understand why my apple watch calls me ass.
<user> <user> parks and recreation, por favor. os lo pediré 57 veces más si hace falta.	<user> <user> parks and rec, please . i'll ask you 57 more times if i have to .
en resumen, fuck everybody.	In summary, fuck everyone.
<user> hay envío a todo el mundo all around the world forever in the life	<user> Is there shipping to everywhere in the whole wide world forever?
colombia get ready!  ️ (obviemos las caras de psicópatas) @ bogotá, colombia	Colombia get ready! 🌟 (let's ignore the psychopath faces) @ Bogotá, Colombia
estoy en el aeropuerto de chile esperando el vuelo de colombia. recuerdo cuando llegamos aquí la última vez... the feels.	I'm at the Chilean airport waiting for the flight from Colombia . Remember when we arrived here last time ... the feels .
el vlog de hoy, pequeños y preciosos kiwis: tenemos que huir de este camping!!	today's vlog , little cute kiwis : we have to run away from this camping !
vamos a saltar de ahí fuck fuck fuck omg fuck	We're gonna jump from there fuck fuck fuck omg fuck.
vale en dos horas nos tiramos en bungy por el kawaru bridge nada no me va a dar un infarto ni nada	It's worth it , in two hours we'll do the bungy jump off the kawaru bridge nothing will give me a heart attack or anything .
el vlog de hoy, pequeños y preciosos hobbits: visitando hobbiton!!	Today's vlog, little precious hobbits: visiting Hobbiton!
aquí saliendo de mi casa para seguir vendiendo pan en hobbiton. @ hobbiton, middle earth	Here's the provided phrase converted into English: Here I am, leaving my house to keep selling bread in Hobbiton. @Hobbiton, Middle Earth
acabo de formatear el vlog que teníais que ver mañana... i'm so sorry!!!  lo compensaré con hobbiton pasado mañana, lo prometo.	I just formatted the vlog you were supposed to see tomorrow ... i'm so sorry !!! I'll make it up with Hobbiton the day after tomorrow , I promise .
a veces me menciona gente que se equivoca y quería mencionar a otra persona. este está turnt af.	Sometimes people who mistake me and want to mention someone else mention me . This one's turnt af .
no sé por qué he construido así la frase, la verdad. no hacer caso ser jet lag.	I don't know why I've constructed the sentence that way , it's probably because of the jet lag , ignore it .
pues acabo de conocer a <user> en bondi beach y más simpático y agradable no puede ser. lo veréis en el vlog.	Well , I just met <user> at bondi beach and he's such a nice and pleasant guy . You'll see him in the vlog .
pero, por supuesto, spain is different.	but, of course, Spain is different.
el primer vlog de esta gran aventura: volando en business class!!	The first vlog of this great adventure: flying in business class!!
no hay vlog hasta el viernes pero podéis ver lo que es un día en la vida de mi hermana... es demasiado a tope omg	There's no vlog until Friday but you can see what a day in the life of my sister is like... it's too lit omg
me he despertado hater pero se me ha pasado con unas muy buenas noticias. get hyped porque se vienen cosas increíbles.	I've woken up a bit hater-y but some great news have cheered me right up . Get excited because amazing things are coming our way .
you're beautiful like diamonds in the skyyyy. buenos días.	You're beautiful like diamonds in the skyyyy. Good morning.
el vlog de hoy, pequeños vestidos blancos: youtubers de festival	The YouTube video today, little white dresses: youtubers at the festival
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas lluvias de festival: recuperándome y pool party	Today's vlog, little festival rain showers: recovery and pool party
el vlog de hoy, pequeños desayunos sanos: demasiados feels	Today's vlog, tiny healthy breakfasts : too many feels .
<user> en madrid ayer hubo accidente en gran via... con un muerto... wtf is happening	<user> there was an accident in madrid yesterday on gran via . . . with one death . . . wtf is going on
el vlog de hoy, pequeños dibujitos en el café: pequeño cambio de look	Today's vlog , tiny drawings in the coffee : a small change of look .
el vicio que llevo al assassin's creed unity es extremo pls help voy a morir pero en realidad mola	The addiction I have to playing Assassin's Creed Unity is extreme pls help I'm gonna die but it's actually cool
<user> dile a esa persona que es un poco repelente y que gracias, pero i know.	<user> tell that person they're a bit pushy and thanks , but I know .
esto me pasa cada 10 segundos y está la cámara como la he usado siempre. wtf is happening?	This keeps happening to me every 10 seconds and I've been using the camera the same way as always . What the fuck is going on ?
"""poco se habla de la gente que no se cambia el estado de whatsapp y sigue teniendo el """"hey there! i am using whatsapp."""""""	"Not much talk about the people who don't change their whatsapp status and still have the ""Hey there ! I am using Whatsapp""."
porfa, tenemos que hacer trending topic. todos a tuitear con el hashtag. (se nos va de las manos)	please , we have to make a trending topic . everyone tweet with the hashtag . ( it 's getting away from us )
todos los títulos de los vídeos es de algo que aparece en el vlog de un modo u otro. siempre. always.	All the video titles relate to something that appears in the vlog one way or another. Always.
en el gym suena sun is shining y me vienen todos los recuerdos del <user>...	"At the gym ""Sun is Shining"" comes on and all these memories of <user> come rushing back..."
nunca me meto en discusiones profundas por twitter por riesgo a que me colapse el cerebro por la cantidad de estupideces que leo. fuck it.	I never engage in deep discussions on Twitter at the risk of my brain exploding from the amount of stupidity I read. Fuck it.
hoy habrá directo a las 19.00 h en younow, babies...	There will be a live stream today at 7pm on younow, babies...
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas tazas de café: pesadilla en el club media fest	Today's vlog, tiny cups of coffee: nightmare at the median festival
<user> sergio por favor u crazy	<user> Sergio please, you're so crazy!
el vlog de hoy, pequeños carrot cakes: somos gente muy culta	Today's vlog, little carrot cakes: we are very cultured people.
pues ojalá pero anabel alonso for life a mí que no me jodan con la yeyo meyo esta	Well hopefully , but Anabel Alonso for life , don't mess with me about the yayo me stuff .
domingo de snupchut is on babies	Sunday's snack session is on, babies.
me ha dado right in the feels leer mi nombre en algunos comentarios de este vídeo de <user>... ¿qué opináis?	Reading my name in some of the comments on <user>'s video has given me all the feels ... What do you guys think?
gracias <user> por las gafas de sol y el palo selfie. sobre todo por el palo selfie. ahí me has enamorao.	Thanks <user> for the sunglasses and the selfie stick . Especially for the selfie stick , that's what won me over .
<user> y qué pasa con esas hojitas que pinchan de los abetos?!?!?! not cool, man. not cool.	<user> And what's up with those spiky little needles on the fir trees ?!?!? Not cool , man . Not cool .
y sí, me lo he hecho yo misma. fuck it.	And yes, I did it myself. Fuck it.
el vlog de hoy: información top secret	The blog today: top secret info
<user> yo seré feliz cuando tengáis parks and recreation en vuestro catálogo... porfi	<user> I will be happy when you have parks and recreation in your catalog ... please
must... not... entrar... en salseos...	must... not... get... involved... in mess...
la vida de una daily vlogger: trabajar donde sea y buscar wifi donde se pueda...	The life of a daily vlogger: working wherever , hunting for WiFi .
y nuevo avatar turn down for what	and new avatar what's the point?
y tened en cuenta que ese domingo en disney se podrá ver sólo por snapchat. user: yellowmellowmeh.	and keep in mind that that sunday at disney can only be watched on snapchat . user: yellowmellowmeh .
el vlog de hoy: striptease repentino	The sudden striptease.
con tantos eventos debo saber maquillarme... ¡el próximo es en <user> con la mtv trendy week! ven	With so many events I should learn makeup . The next one is at <user> with MTV Trendy Week ! Come .
ok, acabo de ver que ayer no se subió el vlog. maravilloso, perfecto, fantástico. lo tenéis hoy a las 18h, que es el de la gala de los ema!	ok , I just noticed the vlog wasn't uploaded yesterday . great , awesome , fantastic . You'll have it today at 6 pm , which is the ema awards gala !
mi instagram está on fire	my instagram's on fire
hoy a las 20h se estrena algo muy especial en el canal... el videoclip. hype hype hype!!!	Today at 8pm something very special is premiering on the channel ... the music video . Hype hype hype ! ! !
he alargado la alarma como dos horas y media... en ese tiempo he soñado con <user>, <user> y <user>. what the actual fuck.	I've snoozed the alarm for like two and a half hours ... In that time I've dreamed about <user>, <user>, and <user>. What the actual fuck.
el vlog de hoy: lanzamiento de mi single	Today's vlog: launch of my single
mañana sale mi single phantom limb	My single phantom limb comes out tomorrow.
justo acabo de editar el vlog de hoy. es del primer show de argentina y estoy temblando de lo emocionante que es. quiero volver dio mio.	I just finished editing today's vlog . It's from the first show in Argentina and I'm shaking with excitement . I want to go back , my God !
el jet lag es real.	The jet lag is real.
<user> cambio gatos por gata y doritos por café y same here	<user> trading boycats for a girlcat and doritos for coffee, same here
el vlog de hoy: último show en chile	Today's vlog: last show in Chile
en el vlog de hoy podréis ver lo que pasó en el backstage durante el primer día de show...	In today's vlog you'll be able to see what happened backstage during the first day of the show ...
<user> ¿infarto instantáneo? i'm in.	<user> Heart attack instantaneously? i'm in.
<user> <user> totally worth it... como aquel maravilloso día en el que vimos amanecer remember?	<user> <user> totally worth it... like that wonderful day we saw the sunrise , don't you remember ?
<user> fijo que has hecho un test apestoso... tienes que hacer el de pottermore	<user> I bet you've taken a smelly test ... you have to do the Pottermore one.
el vlog de hoy: ahora soy un transformer	The blog today: I am now a transformer
y sí el actor es josh de until dawn	and yes the actor is Josh from until dawn
el vlog de hoy: look extremo	Today's vlog: Extreme look
until dawn terminado. tremendísimo. ahora sólo quiero volver a jugar con distintas opciones. y así hasta el fin de los tiempos.	Until Dawn finished . Tremendous . Now I just want to play it again with different options . And on and on until the end of time .
en fin voy a seguir jugando a until dawn. seguramente eso me calm... oh shit.	In the end I'll keep playing Until Dawn . That will surely calm me ... oh shit .
por si queréis votarme, o votar a quien sea. up to you.	If you want to vote for me , or anyone else for that matter , be my guest . up to you .
<user> bah! está de moda ahora y es normal, don't worry	<user> bah! it's trendy now and it's normal , don't worry be happy !
tengo el brazo como el muslo de beyoncé, pero totally worth it. buenos días.	I have an arm like Beyonce's thigh, but totally worth it. Good morning.
<user> eso... eso es mi pueblo... vilanova i la geltrú... oh god why	<user> that's my town... Vilanova I la Geltrú... oh god why
el vlog de hoy: mi opinión sobre los haters	Today's vlog: my thoughts on the haters
"""si le dais a rt a tope os mandaré una paloma mensajera con una notita que ponga: """"sé dónde vives"""". nada creepy."""	"If you guys give it a hard rt , I'll send a messenger pigeon to you with a note saying: ""I know where you live."" Not creepy at all."
el vlog de hoy: probando el apple watch	The Apple Watch try-on vlog today.
el vlog de hoy es una parodia de otro daily que conocéis muy bien... vamos a por ello	The vlog today is a parody of another daily one you're very familiar with ... let's go for it!
mañana me espera un pequeño road trip yo sola. es algo que siempre he querido hacer y ha llegado el día. por supuesto, lo veréis.	Tomorrow I have a little road trip all by myself awaiting . It's something I've always wanted to do and the day has finally come . Of course , you'll get to see it .
sólo queda hoy y mañana para que vuelvan los vlogs... el día 7 tendréis un vlog precioso. palabra.	Only today and tomorrow left for the vlogs to come back ... You'll have a beautiful vlog on the 7th . My word .
<user> tío, eres un flipao. with love  ️	<user> dude , you're crazy . with love ️
las gafas de abuela are back.	Grandma's glasses are back.
"""¡¡nuevo vídeo!! is back con un vídeo peculiar... """"vivir como un dinosaurio"""""""	"""New video!! is back with a quirky video... \""Living like a dinosaur\"""""
los child prodigies son los mejores en los animes	The child prodigies are the best in the animes
dormirse temprano? whats that like?	Sleep early? What's that like?
puej mano, cavs jugaron pa ganar jaja what shu gonna do	Well my dude , the Cavs played to win haha what you gonna do about it .
lebron si dejas de trash talk por darle un tapon a alguien mas pequeño y te pones a jugar pues quizas hagas algo util	Lebron if you stop the trash talking about blocking someone much shorter and focus on playing you might actually do something useful.
desde el jueves pasau no me voy en un spamming de mis pointless tweets en la madrugada....... will today be the day i return?	Since last Thursday I haven't stopped spamming my pointless tweets at midnight . . . will today be the day of my return?
la unica cosa que me encojona de los iphones es q los dejas caer de 8 pies no le pasa na, si se te cae a una de. 000001 cm se te jode to	The only thing I hate about iPhones is that if you drop them from 8 feet nothing happens , but if it falls from a tiny bit more than an inch it's done for .
holy shit que cosa loca	Holy shit that's a crazy thing!
<user> esto no es un fun fact... its just a fact cuz it aint fun	<user> This isn't a fun fact... it's just a fact because it ain't fun
me comi una manzana y tengo hambre should i	I ate an apple and I'm still hungry should I
<user> <user> no iba pal double date sorry	<user> <user> wasn't going to the double date sorry
<user> no pero remember, javi wuvs u	<user> no pero remember, Javi loves you
mis panas me dijeron pa ir a la playa mañana  im so happy	My friends told me to go to the beach tomorrow , I'm so happy .
<user> jajajajajja ey ey la que dijo rata fue ashley i just agreed	<user> hahahahaha it was Ashley who said rat I just agreed
<user> le diste like y desps unlike	<user> did you give a like and then an unlike?
este playlist no era pa mi pero im gonna use it	This playlist wasn't meant for me but I'm gonna use it
<user>... fuiste a ver xmen.... my love is on a break	<user> ... did you go see xmen .... my love is on a hiatus
<user> but are sure? con una buena navaja se llega al corazon bastante rapido	<user> but are you sure ? with a good knife you can reach the heart pretty fast .
<user> esta algaro pq hoy me levante relativamente temprano e hice ejercicio i should be dead	<user> why am I so alive right now , I woke up relatively early and even exercised . I should be dead !
<user> acho en at&t yo compre uno licensed by apple y me han resultau pal, mucho mejor que los blancos de apple y es de 6 pies	<user> I got mine at&t licensed by apple and they've worked out great , way better than apple's white ones and it's 6 feet long
<user> te digo, i hate you	<user> I'm telling you, I hate you
<user> ah bueno en ese sentido si.. son los top criminals of the world... ponle a bush y y saddam husein	<user> ah bueno en ese sentido sí .. they're the top criminals of the world ... put Bush and Saddam Hussein
<user> pero verdad que no fueron recordados de una forma buena? i think not	<user> but weren't they remembered in a good way ? i think not
sigo dandole break a the office..... quitandome neuronas	I'm still giving breaks at the office , killing my brain cells .
<user> jajajajajajajaja ese es el de ice age	<user> hahahahahaha that's the one from Ice Age
<user> estarias muy lejos baby boo :(	<user> you'd be too far away baby boo :(
<user> ta bien cause we aint married yet baby boo	<user> that's fine because we're not married yet baby honeybunch
<user> ok es la primera que escucho esto pq llevas to el dia pichandome duro, pero acabo el viernes :(	<user> ok it's the first time I hear this , why are you pissing me off all day long , but it's Friday tomorrow :(
i keep lying to myself dije que no iba a salir porque tengo q estudiar... autoapril fools in may	I keep telling myself I won't go out because I have to study... self-April Fools' in May.
<user> too much viewers pero ya es tiempo de acabarlo	<user> too many viewers but it's time to finish it .
<user> bitch please, sabes que no	<user> Please, you know I don't...
<user>  sabes que u love me (lo se porque todavia no me has blocked from twitter )	<user> you know you love me (I know because you haven't blocked me from Twitter yet )
pa mi ver friends o himym es un must	For me , watching Friends or How I Met Your Mother is a must !
<user> jajajaja i am so broke mano	<user> haha i'm so broke my friend
no creo en karma, but i do believe in the laws of physics	I don't believe in karma, but I do believe in the laws of physics.
te puedo ir de coldplay a anuel nigga real quick	I can switch from Coldplay to Anuel nigga real quick.
dios quiero que ya tiren la pelicula de black panther  y faltan dos largos años	I can't wait for them to release the Black Panther movie, but we have to wait for two long years!
<user> hahahaha es un get de una amiga de boli pero no se como estara	<user> hahahaha it's a hit from a friend's party in Bolivia but I don't know how it's going
ant man.... did you told phoebe que ibas a estar busy fighting?	Did you tell Phoebe you'd be busy fighting?
excepto que te digan que no puedes tener herpes... cause who wants herpes?	"except that they tell you ""no puedes tener herpes"" ... because who the hell wants herpes?"
"""y en vez de llorar porque tu y tus """"panas"""" se van a diferentes universidades, asegura que mantengan comunicacion and all will be fine"""	"""and instead of crying because you and your crew are going to different universities , make sure you keep in touch and all will be fine"""
yo pienso que si yo termino siendo millonario mi gasto que i would go broke for seria apple products	I think that if I end up being a millionaire my bankrupt reason would be apple products.
siempre he querido ir a un concierto de coldplay..... id sing my soul out	I've always wanted to go to a Coldplay concert . . . I'd sing my soul out .
claramente im weak y me lo estaba comiendo hasta que me vio, se rio y me dijo gordito	"Clearly I'm weak and he was eating it until he saw me , he laughed and said ""fatty"" ."
fun fact... mi primer beso fue un friday the 13	Fun fact ... my first kiss was on a Friday the 13th.
somethings are better left unsaid while that its true.... hay gente que se apoya de eso solo porque no tienen los cojones de hablar claro	While that's true , some things are better left unsaid , there's people who rely on that just because they don't have the balls to speak clearly .
pero hace tiempo no sentia mis piernas tan duras (since birth)	But I haven't felt my legs so sore (since birth)
the weeknd debe hacer un cover de panda	The Weeknd should do a cover of a song by Panda.
fuck naps yo quiero hibernar como un oso	Fuck naps , I want to hibernate like a bear .
"""mami me dijo que me ponga perfume para la universidad... que si no no llegaran * and i qoute * """"las gatas"""""""	Mom told me to wear perfume for university ... that otherwise the girls won't come running .
happy mothers day people aprecien a ellas que lo dan todo for us	Happy Mother's Day everyone! Appreciate them because they give us everything.
<user> yo puedo correr.... but can u?	<user> I can run.... but can you?
<user> me gusto me gusto....  but no	<user> I liked it I liked it... but no.
<user> street poem esta cabrona (no se si te refieres a esa tho)	<user> this street poem is fire (idk if that's the one tho)
<user> just coincidence... no tienen na q ver... actually en xmen he dies	<user> it's just a coincidence ... they have nothing to do with it ... actually in xmen he dies
pa que ir a ver civil war si ya con tantos trailers basicamente la vi	Why go watch Civil War when I basically saw the whole thing with all these trailers already
en realidad.... ser alto..... its not that cool	In reality .... being tall .... it's not that cool
<user> viste dos en 1 u adore me and im funny boom	<user> did you see two in one I adore me and I'm funny boom
tengo que hacer un lab de fisica.... but ma bed  and the weather plus no tengo ganas	I have to do a physics lab . . . but my bed and the weather plus I don't feel like it
<user> u u es buena deja llegar a casa jjajaja salgo a las 1:30 de clases	<user> you're good , let me get home haha i'm getting out of class at 1:30 .
javi pone un cafreria and the world flips out	Javi puts a coffee shop and the world freaks out.
<user> <user> ok pero tu puedes ir con nosotros querida vamos a socializar un poco si? javi loves u	<user> <user> okay but you can go with us dear we're gonna socialize a bit huh? Javi loves u
<user> confia que si, tu foto es cute, un perrito es cute... y al igual que ese buho u are not cute	<user> trust me , your photo is cute , a puppy is cute ... and just like that owl you are not cute .
si se da la oportunidad? why not	If the opportunity arises , why not ?
twenty one pilots me esta dando vida	twenty one pilots is giving me life right now
no conoces a ryan reynolds si no lo haz visto en just friends	You don't know Ryan Reynolds if you haven't seen him in Just Friends.
alguien debe de saber si sabes dont be rude y comenta:)	Do you know if anyone knows <i>don't be rude</i> and comments ?:)
<user> mano es q me persea que si compro algo salga mierdoso jajaja plus wanna see it and feel it in ma hands	<user> bro , I think if I buy this it's gonna be a piece of junk , haha plus I wanna see it and hold it in my hands
<user> pero si vas a estar home alone!!!!	<user> but you'll be home alone !
<user> jajajajajajajajjajajajajajajja el mejor hastag game ever	<user> hahahahahahahahah best hashtag game ever
si la gente cambia... but should be for better	if people change... it should be for the better
muchos de mis tweets tienen 0 sense for u mortals	Many of my tweets make 0 sense for you mortals.
empiezo el lunes y en realidad estoy loco por empezar cause im bored out of my mind	I start on Monday and I'm actually itching to start because I'm going out of my mind with boredom.
<user> no me habia fijau en tu avi  you little cafresita	<user> I hadn't noticed your avi you little rascal
cause i know que no me llevara a nada	because I know it won't get me anywhere
algo bueno esta por venir i feel it	Something good is about to come I feel it.
<user> y qedo on point el baile y el ritmito jajajaja	<user> and the dance and the little rhythm left on point hahaha
<user> estoy looking for someone  sigues en clases?	<user> I'm looking for someone are you still in classes ?
y como por vez numero 20... a ver friends again	and for the twentieth time... let's watch Friends again
voy a empezar un juego de connect four ayudenme a no aburrirme	I'm about to start a game of connect four help me not to get bored
fast foward al tiempo	fast foward to the future
<user> es lo peor cuando haces eso pero sueñas about it	<user> it's the worst when you do that but you dream about it
<user> yo pense lo mismo pero maybe es pa que nadie se lastime ni na hahaha ese juego es pa show off y ya	<user> I thought the same thing but maybe it's so no one gets hurt hahaha that game is just for show off
<user> esta como tu tweet del gym y el carro:))	<user> it's like your tweet about the gym and the car :))
me puse a ver pablo escobar cause i need money y quiero ver si puedo coger algo util de el:)	I started watching Pablo Escobar because I need the money and I want to see if I can get something useful from him:)
<user> lo que dijiste? for sure	<user> what did you say ? for sure
<user> mis panas le van a llegar for sure	<user> my homies will arrive for sure
pero for sure marzo me ira bien:)	But for sure March will go well for me:)
"""intentar """"the naked man"""" estaria cabron"""	"""Attempting 'the naked man' would be brutal"""
quiero no trabajar and make money	I want to not work and make money.
<user> pues no, es una high school:)	<user> No way, it's just a high school :)
the following es la serie que mas en tension me pone	The following is the series that keeps me the most on edge.
rompe tus propias reglas y luce perfecta un martes! attraction new collection	Break your own rules and look flawless on a Tuesday! New collection drop .
rompe tus propias reglas y atrevete a usar una shoulder out! attraction new collection ya …	Break your own rules and dare to wear a shoulder out! New collection already on the site .
rompe tus propias reglas y diviertete todo el día! attraction new collection	Break your own rules and have fun all day long! New collection out now!
cambia tus reglas y vive en un street runway siempre. attraction new collection	Change your rules and live on a street runway always. New attraction collection.
rompe tus propias reglas y agrega una dosis de locura a tus días. attraction new collection	Break your own rules and add a dose of craziness to your days. Attraction new collection.
attraction new collection ya disponible en el local.	The new collection is now available in store.
atrévete a romper tus propias leyes. attraction new collection ya disponible en nuestro local.	Dare to break your own rules. New collection attraction now available in our location.
carteritas que enamoran  * new items cuál es tu favorita?	Sigh, the tiny purses are so cute. * New items – which one's your favorite ?
carteritas que enamoran  * new items cuál es tu favorita?	Suede wallets that make you fall in love * new items which one's your fav ?
feriado time ️️️ tienes listo tu outfit para este fin de semana?? último weekend con el 70% …	Holiday time 🌴🌞 Do you have your outfit ready for this weekend ?? Last weekend with the 70% ... off !
somos mujeres seguras y libres. night look -> long dress disponible en nuestra tienda.	We are confident and free women . The night look -> long dress is available in our store .
girl lets rock with a romper!  un romper es genial para un weekend...! black flower …	Girl, let's rock with a romper! A romper is perfect for a weekend...! Black floral one please.
hay días que te ves extremadamente linda.. purple lover  …	There are days you look extremely pretty . purple lover ...
royal dress + pretty woman + beatiful day = perfection. un vestido nuevo para cada …	Royal dress + pretty woman + beautiful day = perfection. A new dress for each special day .
pool day...  las favoritas han vuelto!! blue sky shoulder out top …	Pool day ... my favorites are back !! blue sky cold shoulder top ...
this look from streets.... que tal este street look -> print dress & choker -- >> love it!! !…	This look from the streets is lit . How about this street look -- > dress & choker -- >> I love it !!
love denim colors escoge tu favorita -> shoulders out top  dale like si te gustan. …	Love denim colours, pick your favourite -> off-the-shoulder top . Give it a like if you dig 'em .
la moda sigue y nosotras nos divertimos con ella... shoulder out …	Fashion goes on and we have fun with it ... shoulder out ...
stunning look!!   arriesgate a usar una shoulder out top para esta temporada! todo este …	Stunning look !! Take a risk and wear a shoulder-out top this season! All this...
somos mujeres seguras y lo transmitimoa a través de nuestro look! little print + …	We are confident women and we convey this through our look ! little print + ...
this is my view  encuentra el mejor outfit para mamá …	This is my view on finding the best outfit for mom ...
best mom fit ever! mamá más guapa que nunca...  desde hoy nuestro horario es de 10:00 …	Best mom fit ever! Prettiest mom ever ... our schedule from today is 10 : 00 ...
express yourself with your outfit -> outfit disponible en el local. te esperamos !…	Express yourself with your outfit -> Outfit available in the store . Come visit us !
piece of art on your body. sabemos que amas los accesorios porque te llenan de color y …	Piece of art on your body. We know you love your accessories, they bring colour to your life and make your outfit look amazing!
the dress is the swettest one!  t h e d r e s s  disponible en nuestra tienda.	The dress is the sweetest one! It's available at our store.
pic your favorite short now! escoge tu short favorito ahora! -- >> we are open 11:00 a 7:00 pm …	Pick your favourite shorts now! Choose your short favourite now! We are open 11:00 to 7:00 pm ...
select your favorite < kimono > escoge tu kimono favorito. hoy abrimos 11:00 a 7:00 pm	Select your favourite kimono. We're open today from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.
first -- > una selfieeeee  y luego ok i'm ready!! salhua is open 11:00 a 19:00	A selfie first and then I'm ready!! Salhua is open from 11:00 to 19:00!
street style gurls ️ para un día soleado un print dress es lo mejor! todo disponible en salhua!	Street style gurls ️ for a sunny day a print dress is the best ! Everything available at Salhua !
less is more always! print dress ya disponible en nuestra tienda @ salhua …	"""Less is more always! Our @salhua store now has the print dress … available!"""
stunning look!  obten los mejores outfits para este weekend! we are open!	Stunning look! Get the best outfits for this weekend! We are open en Español!
lista para comenzar el fin de semana! black jumper-collar-red sandals disponibles en salhua	Ready to start the weekend! Black jumper-collar-red sandals available at Salhua.
the world just away when you kiss me..  chrochet vine blouse disponible en salhua.	The world just fades away when you kiss me.. Handmade crochet vine blouse available at Salhua's .
es hora de disfrutar tu weekend relajada con una shoulder out blouse	It's time to enjoy your weekend relaxed with a blouse out cold shoulder .
today is a good day to have f  u  n arcoiris se cinturones, disponibles ya nuestra tienda	Today is a good day to have fun rainbow belts, available now at our store .
we are love.. happy women day para ustedes el 25% off en nuestra tienda para todas ustedes!	We are love.. happy International Women's Day! To celebrate , there's 25% off in our store for all of you ladies !
selfie time selfie face! un lunes divertido lo haces tú! print cami dress	"""Selfie time selfie face! You make every Monday fun! Print cami dress"""
para un día nublado  un office outfit. low top blouse pedidos al 0968807384	For a gloomy day , an office outfit . Low -top blouse order at 0968807384 .
less is more -> <user> ella dando las noticias y nosotros contentísimas de verla con un …	less is more -> <user> her giving the news and we're super happy to see her with a ...
shoulders out may you wish to have one  tu quieres una  pedidos 096.880.7384	Shoulders out, if you wish to have one, text your order to 096 . 880 . 7384 .
new arrivals! todo lo nuevo disponible a partir del martes 1 de marzo!	New arrivals! All the new stuff will be available starting March 1st!
días con mucho sol  -> please i need a fresh blouse!!	Days with too much sun -> Please I need a fresh blouse!
me encanta verme perfecta y lo hago para mí  get ready for this weekend.. …	I love looking perfect and I do it for myself to get ready for this weekend .
así como cuando tienes ganas de ser tu misma! <<--- long cotton shirt - turquoise collar -- -> >>	That one moment when you want to be your true self!
están a punto de llegar a nuestra tienda -- -- > long jumpers... muy pronto!	They're about to arrive at our store -- -- > long jumpers... very soon!
look out weekend here i go! we are open => urdesa central circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.	Look out weekend here i go! We are open => South Circumvalation , 723 between Urdesa and Guayacanes .
ready for the beach! ️️️ visitanos y conoce la nueva colección de playa	Ready to hit the beach!  Come by and check out our new beach collection!
sentimos la playa con una crop top así!! esta blusa la puedes combinar con un jean y la usas en la ciudad también	We feel the beach with a crop top like this!! You can pair this blouse with jeans and wear it in the city as well.
no me digas que ya empezó el feriado, demasiado increible para ser verdad!  shoulder out top	Don't tell me the holiday has already started , it's too good to be true ! Shoulder out top .
love is in the beach  colección ya en tienda  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes	Love is in the beach collection is now in store at Urdesa South Circumvalation 723 and Guayacanes.
llegaron nuestras beach blankets! usala para ir a la playa o sobre la arena para tomar el sol ️	Our beach blankets are here! Use them to go to the beach or lie on the sand to sunbathe ☀️
party time  es hora de una fiesta en la piscina …	Party time, it's time for a pool party!
carnaval party ️ encuentra tu outfit playero perfecto en salhua	carnival party️ find your perfect beach outfit at Salhua
mientras me escriben poemas de amor yo visto blusas románticas velvet blouse	While they write me love poems I wear romantic velvet blouses .
salhua beach 2016 la nueva colección exclusiva de playa está disponible en nuestro local! we …	Salhua Beach 2016 the new exclusive beach collection is available at our location!
comenzar un domingo relajado usando una denim shirt we are open hoy abrimos …	Starting a chill Sunday by wearing a denim shirt we are open today ...
besties always together !!! ven junto a tu mejor amiga y reciben el 20% de descuento!!!	Besties always together !!! Come with your bestie and receive 20% off !!!
getting ready for this new season! preparadas para la nueva temporada! ️️	getting ready for this new season! prepared for the new season!
"""solo puedo decir esto: """"estoy enamorada de este color  zoe denim dress"""	"All I can say is: ""I'm in love with this color Zoe denim dress"""
no falta nada para que te lleves el mejor regalo de este año!!  el gift card puede ser …	There's nothing missing for you to get the best gift this year! The gift card can be ...
sunday funday!!! open today hoy abrimos 11:00 a 17:00	Sunday fun day!!! Open today from 11:00 to 5:00 PM
feeling georgeous for tonight! verme espectacular esta noche! es mi mayor deseo!!  hoy abrimos desde las 10:00	Feeling gorgeous for tonight! My biggest wish is to look spectacular tonight!! We're opening at 10:00 tonight!
lista para pasar estas fiestas en la playa!!!!!!  adquiere tu denim dress en	Ready to spend these holidays at the beach!!!!!! Get your denim dress at
black & white dress  ️ más hermosa imposible!  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.  por hoy 10:00 a 20:00	Black & white dress ️ it's more beautiful impossible ! At urdesa south circumvallation 723 and guayacanes . For today 10:00 to 20:00 .
hoy es un buen día para encontrar el mejor collar para complementar tu outfit! get your accesories now!!	Today's a great day to find the perfect necklace to complement your outfit! Get your accessories now!!
hoy es un buen día para encontrar el mejor collar para complementar tu outfit! get your accesories now!!	Today's a great day to find the perfect necklace to complement your outfit ! Get your accessories now !
salhua store open!!!!  estamos en urdesa curcunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes!	The store is open ! We're located at Urdesa Circunvalación Sur 723 y Guayacanes !
"""la navidad llegó y el  """"christmas runway""""  empezó!!!!!"""	"Christmas came and the ""runway show"" started!"
chequea esta blusa -> low top white tunic... stunning!!	Check out this blouse -> low top white tunic... stunning!!
el regalo de navidad para ustedes!!  estamos cerquita de los 10k! el gift card puede ser …	The Christmas gift for you all ! We 're close to the 10k ! The gift card can be ...
whitee whiteee... is the new black!! & meliashoes sweet dress en blanco envios …	White is the new black!! & sweet white dress from Melia Shoes, shipping...
solo basta un segundo para cambiarte de outfit y sentirte la dueña del mundo ️ 0968807384 get your dress now!!	It just takes one second to change your outfit and feel like you own the world ️ 0968807384 get your dress now!
cuando me veo bien me siento bien!!  urban vibes collection <user>	When I look good I feel good!! Urban vibes collection <user>
office time... y lista para el after office también!!! low top tunic white blouse pidela al 096.880.7384	Office time... and ready for the after office too!!! Low top tunic white blouse call 096.880.7384 to order yours .
* new shorts de la nueva colección urban vibes. lugar: edificio las cámaras. feria …	* New shorts from the new urban vibes collection . Location: Las Cámaras building . Fair .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ hoy ven a disfrutar del grupo <user>  & …	<user> with repostapp. Come enjoy the <user> & ... group today
behind the scenes.... espera muy pronto los nuevos outfits con precios especiales...!! por llevar tu …	behind the scenes ... wait soon the new outfits with special prices ... !! to take your ...
me siento libre con lo que soy y estoy segura de lo que puedo conquistar!! urban vibes collection	I feel free with who I am and I'm sure of what I can conquer!! Urban vibes collection
una de las piezas favoritas de la nueva colección el skinny waist pant. …	One of the favorite pieces from the new collection is the skinny waist pant .
just thinking on you and the way you look tonight -> que tal te parece este outfit? pidelo al 096.880.7384	Just thinking about you and how you look tonight , would you like this outfit ? Text your order to 096 . 880 . 7384
nos gusta cuidar cada detalle! => blusa basic valentina azul disponible en medium y large. pedidos 096.880.7384	We like taking care of every detail! Valentina blue basic blouse available in medium and large . Place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
skirts -- >>. which one is your favorite? cual es tu falda favorita? escogela y haz tu pedido al 096.880.7384	Which one is your favorite skirt? Choose it and place your order now at 096.880.7384.
too blessed to be stressed. feliz domingo. outfit stamp blouse arrow neckless pedidos 096.880.7384	Too blessed to be stressed. Have a happy Sunday. This outfit is on point with the stamp blouse and arrow necklace. Hit me up at 096 . 880 . 7384 for some fashion advice.
que tal este outfit?!  tuesday night out outfit -> croptop y un waist pant y un collar largo!	How about this outfit?! Tuesday night out outfit -> crop top , high-waisted pants and a long necklace !
somos mujeres que alcanzamos metas blusa rayada blue pant collar plateado pedidos 096.880.7384	We are women who reach goals striped shirt blue pants silver collar orders 096 . 880 . 7384
queremos premiarte! para ganar tu gift card comparte esta foto en tu perfil y etiqueta a 7 amigas con el	We want to reward you! To win your gift card , share this photo on your profile and tag 7 girlfriends !
country shirts  las camisas a cuadros de algodón son una opción informal y trendy! pedidos al 096.880.7384	Country shirts Checkered cotton shirts are a casual and trendy option! Orders to 096.880.7384
country shirts  las camisas a cuadros de algodón son una opción informal y trendy! pedidos al 096.880.7384	Country shirts Checkered cotton shirts are a casual and trendy option! Orders at 096.880.7384
totally chic  crop top roja black & white pant cinturón collar pedidos al 0968807384	Totally chic red crop top, black & white pants, belt, necklace. Place your orders at 0968807384.
feeling wonderful!!  ️ outfit del dia blusa blanca maxifalda para coordinar tu pedido escribenos al 096.880.7384	Feeling wonderful! 🌸 Outfit of the day: white blouse and maxi skirt. To place an order, message us at 096.880.7384.
tribal shorts  porque disfrutamos sentirnos cómodas y lindas a la vez!  096.880.7384	Tribal shorts because we enjoy feeling comfortable and cute at the same time !  096 . 880 . 7384
queremos premiarte por ser parte de salhua clothing! para ganarte tu gift card de $70.00 sólo debes …	We want to reward you for being a part of Salhua Clothing! To win your gift card worth $70.00 , you just have to ...
cada día es una nueva oportunidad para ser feliz blusa $19.90 black pant $22.90 collar $11.90	Every day is a new chance to be happy shirt $19.90 black pants $22.90 necklace $11.90
outfit del día blusa $20.00 pant $22.90 collar $11.90  096.880.7384	Outfit of the day: blouse $20.00, pants $22.90, necklace $11.90  096 . 880 . 7384
new beggining new colors new outfit new day. croptop blanca short naranja	New beginning, new colours, new outfit, new day . White crop top, orange shorts .
outfit del día blusa morada short tribal ya comenzamos a recibir tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	outfit of the day purple blouse tribal shorts we've started receiving your orders at 096.880.7384
simplicity is sophistication....! más accesorios nuevos aretes $4.00 cada par tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	Simplicity is sophistication .... ! more new earrings accessories $4.00 each pair place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
blusa de flores disponible en tallas small medium y large. your day! pedidos a domicilio: 0968807384	Floral blouse available in small , medium and large sizes . Have a great day ! Home deliveries : 0968807384
happy holiday -> feliz feriado!! pant azul blusa blanca $20.00 sólo en	Happy holiday -> Feliz feriado! Blue pants white shirt $20 . 00 only at
true love never ends it only get stronger with time  falda $19.90 collar $11.90 pulsera $4.00	True love never ends it only gets stronger with time skirt $19.90 necklace $11.90 bracelet $4.00
collar  get your neckless! lista para el fin de semana? collar y aretes $12.90	"""Necklace! Are you ready for the weekend? Necklace and earrings $12.90"""
red red wine  red red blouse blusa roja $21.90 collar $10.00 ultimo día de envios gratis!! aprovecha la promo!!	Red red wine, red red blouse, *blouse rouge* $21.90, necklace $10.00, last day of free shipping!! Take advantage of the promo!!
i want to hug a rainbow  un collar lleno de vida y color hecho para tí	I want to hug a rainbow a necklace full of life and color made for you
never give up!!  blusa $24.70 disponible para envíos * tiempo de envío: llega al día siguiente.	Never give up !! Shirt $ 24.70 available for shipments * Shipping time: next day arrival .
stay calm and be glamorous! blusa black&white $19.90 falda azul $19.80 pulsera $4.90 aretes $9.90	Stay calm and be glamorous! Black & white blouse $19.90, blue skirt $19.80, bracelet $4.90, earrings $9.90.
confía en tí confía en tus capacidades confía en tus instintos confía!! happy day!	Trust in yourself trust your capabilities trust your instincts trust !! Happy day !
happy saturday!  te presentamos otro de nuestros accesorios, aretes plateados de triangulos invertidos. aretes $7.00	Happy Saturday! We present you another one of our accessories, silver earrings with inverted triangles. Earrings $7.00.
do all things with love! purple lover  esta blusa puedes amarrarla o abrocharla y usarla por dentro de tu jean!	Do all things with love! Purple lover This blouse you can tie it , button it up and wear it tucked inside your jeans !
nature is the art of god  disfruta de los nuevos collares con detalles de hojas -> hippie mode! a tan sólo $11.50	Nature is the art of God, enjoy the new leaf- detailing necklaces! Hippie mode at only $11.50!
my limit is beyond the sky ️️ aretes   tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	My limit is beyond the sky ️️ earrings, place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384
every day is a good day to give love  maxifalda azul estampada	Every day is a good day to give love  blue flowy skirt
love  ️ enjoy a blessed sunday!! disfruta de un domingo bendecido!!	Love, enjoy a blessed Sunday!! Enjoy a wonderful Sunday!!
be brave and be yourself!! 0utfit: blusa amarrada palo rosa waist pant black & white	Be brave and be yourself!! Outfit: tied blouse pale pink, high-waisted pants black & white.
the last ones ️️ nuestras camisas a cuadros están a punto de agotarse! en nuestro local y disponibles para domicilio	The last ones ✨ Our plaid shirts are almost sold out ! Available in-store and for delivery .
shine bright like a diamond   gypsy summer  blusa amarrada neón (con o sin elástico en parte posterior)	"""Shine bright like a diamond   Gypsy summer  Neon tied blouse (with or without elastic at the back)"""
sweet & love  gypsy summer  blusa con escote en v en espalda	Sweet & love gypsy summer deep V-neck blouse.
porque nosotras sabemos que menos es más. blusa amarrada cuadros black & white pedido a domicilio: 096.880.7384	because we know that less is more . Black & white checkered tied blouse home delivery order : 096 . 880 . 7384
the joy of dressing is an art john galiano. blusa y waist pant. get your new outfit!! envíos ️ 096.880.7384	The joy of dressing is an art John Galiano. Blouse and waist pants. Get your new outfit! Send message ️ 096 . 880 . 7384
terminando nuestros días de promo! aprovecha las últimas prendas de nuestra colección pasada todas on sale!	Ending our promo days! Grab the last pieces from our old collection, everything's on sale!
clothes aren't going to change the world; the woman who wear them will. blusa amarrada - waist pant	The clothes aren't going to change the world , the women who wear the pants around their waist will .
more & more.. elige tu fragancia favorita..  & tu accesorio favorito pedidos al 096.880.7384	More & more .. Choose your favorite scent .. & your favorite accessory order now at 096.880.7384
it's like i got this music in my mind, saying it's gonna be alright!!  gypsy summer  blusa amarrada de puntos	It's like I've got this song in my head , telling me it's gonna be alright ! Gypsy summer , [ spotted ] tie-dye blouse .
pink lover  weekend outfit  gypsy summer  blusas a cuadros	"""Pink lover weekend outfit gypsy summer checkered shirts"""
im walking on sunshine  blusa amarrada estampada de corazones   gypsy summer	I'm walking on sunshine in a tied gypsy summer blouse with heart prints
summer day  summer friends summer fashion  blusa amarrada high pant  gypsy summer	"""Summer day, summer friends, summer fashion, tied blouse high pant, bohemian summer."""
best friends forever   gypsy summer  escoge tu favorita!!	Best friends forever gypsy summer pick your favorite !
maxifaldas  * new collection  gypsy summer  ya disponible en nuestra tienda y para pedidos a domicilio.	Long skirts * new gypsy summer collection available in our store and for home delivery orders.
gypsy summer * new collection estamos felices de mostrarles a todas nuestras …	Gypsy summer * new collection we're thrilled to show you all our ...
rainbow day  - cuál es tu color favorito?	Rainbow day - what's your favourite colour?
aquâmarine love  crema & splash: 20.00 pulseras: 5.00 arete: 6.00 vinchas flores: 4.00 diadema: 5.00 pedidos: 096.880.7384	Aquamarine love jarring & splash: 20.00 bracelets: 5.00 earring: 6.00 flower headbands: 4.00 headband: 5.00 orders: 096.880.7384
tu día está llegando mami! ya estamos listas para celebrarte! new arrivals! colección pasada en descuento!	Your day is coming, momma! We're ready to celebrate you! New arrivals! Past collection on discount!
blue sky, blue moon, blue me -> blue you!! con ganas de usar azul el día de hoy!!	"""Blue sky , blue moon , blue me -> blue you !! Feeling blue today !! """
zoé dress check out iur dress in our store! realiza tu pedido al 096.880.7384	zoé dress check out your dress in our store ! Place your order at 096.880.7384 .
cute outfit  falda tejida con forro a la cintura! blusa valeria blanca que combina con todo!	"""Cute outfit! Knitted skirt with lining at the waist! Valeria white blouse that goes with everything!"""
so many colors to enjoy life  agregale colores vibrantes a tu outfit y dile adiós a lo cotidiano	So many vibrant colors to spice up life, add some zing to your outfit and say goodbye to mundane!
country shirts!  en todas las tallas y tonos! ya disponibles en nuestra tienda! pedidos a domicilio  096.880.7384	Country shirts! In all sizes and shades! Now available at our store! Home deliveries 096.880.7384
happy monday  jumpsuit único estampado azul	Happy Monday blue printed jumpsuit
feliz inicio de semana a todas! para hoy: look relajado con unos pants frescos y una blusa de capas!!	Happy start of the week everyone ! For today : relaxed look with fresh pants and a layered blouse !!
bikinis on sale! 50% off más y más descuentos!! todo esto y mas en salhua clothing	Bikinis on sale! 50% off even more discounts!! All this and more at Salhua Clothing!
who wants new accesories??  ven a salhua clothing! te esperamos!	who wants new accessories ?? come to salhua clothing ! we're waiting for you !
flowers day!!  pedidos al 096.880.7384	Order your flowers for the day at 096.880.7384!
wanna have fun dancing all night long  listo tu outfit para esta noche! encuentralo en salhua pedidos al 096.880.7384	Want to have fun dancing all night long? Get your outfit ready for tonight ! Find it at Salhua . Orders : 096 . 880 . 7384
violet blouse porque amamos el moradooo !	Violet blouse because we love the purple so much !
llegaron nuestras reposiciones de valerias en todos los colores ya en stock! new colors: verde limon y rojo   ️	Our valerias restocks have arrived in all colors! New colors: lime green and red.
preparandonos para las próximas fiestas!! ️️️️️ get your dress now!	Preparing for the upcoming holidays!! Get your dress now!
is time to look perfect!!! falda irina blusa beige	It's time to look perfect!!! Irina skirt beige blouse
el outfit más sweet para comenzar el fin de semana!	the most sweet outfit to start the weekend!
your imagination is the limit  para todas aquellas que quieren hacer sus pedidos, escribenos al  096.880.7384	Your imagination is the limit for all those who want to place their orders , write us at  096.880.7384 .
comenzando la semana con nuevos outfits. blusa emiliana karim pant collar pulseras	Starting the week with new outfits . Emiliana blouse , Karim pants , necklace , bracelets .
** new skirts ** faldas irinas escoge tu preferida!! pedidos: 096.880.7384	** new skirts ** Irina skirts choose your favorite !! Orders: 096.880.7384
ready to shop? lista para ir de compras?! aprovecha este fin de semana! feliz feriado para todas!!	Ready to shop? Let's go shopping! Enjoy this weekend! Happy holiday to all!!
lista para el feriado!!? de vuelta nuestros ••• dots shorts ••• los pidieron y hoy tenemos nuevas …	Ready for the holiday !!? Back our ••• dot shorts ••• you asked for them and today we have new ...
five more options for you! cuál es outfit favorito?	Five more options for you! What's your favourite outfit?
1st option for tonight!! hoy te daremos varias opciones para que elijas como lucir esta noche	1st option for tonight! Today we will give you several options for you to choose how to look tonight.
una mujer libre disfruta de los colores flower print	A free woman enjoys the colors flower print.
colorfull & bright!!! sugerencia para este weekend: diviertete combinando prendas y colores	colourful & bright!!! suggestion for this weekend: have fun combining clothes and colours
best outfit ever!!! ya en stock!! amelie blouse karim pant collar pedidos al  096.880.7384	Best outfit ever!!! Now in stock!! Amelie blouse , Karim pant collar . Place your orders at  096 . 880 . 7384 .
libre para superar los límites valeria blouse karim pant	free to surpass limits valeria blouse karim pant
accesorio de hoy -> blue moon collar <user>	Today's accessory -> blue moon necklace <user>
pants of the week: karim pants. diviertete usándolos!! <user>	Pants of the week: <karim pants>. Have fun wearing them!! <user>
trendylook  * new • falda luciana floreada • blusa amelie color menta • collar	trendylook * new • floral luciana skirt • mint amelie blouse • necklace
new accesories! disfruta nuestros nuevos collares y sus bright colors!!	New accessories! Enjoy our new necklaces and their bright colours!
shining day for a shining girl! seguimos haciendo envíos a nivel nacional  escribenos al 096.880.7384	Shining day for a shining girl! We continue making shipments nationwide, write us at 096.880.7384.
friday night out  listos estos accesorios y más!	Friday night out! All set with these accessories and more!
because i'm happy!!  hoy te mostramos un look fresco con colores de verano!	Because I'm happy!! Today we're showing you a fresh look with summer colors!
blusa violeta y sus diferentes estampados! escoge tu color favorito ️ made in ecuador	Purple blouse and its different prints! Choose your favorite color ️ Made in Ecuador.
comenzamos la semana con un outfit relajado: short de randa, blusa julieta, pulsera diamond y aretes!	We start the week with a cozy outfit: lace shorts , Juliet blouse , diamond bracelet and earrings !
corner view! nos encanta ayudarte a escoger el mejor outfit para tí!!!!!	Corner view! We love helping you pick out the best outfit for you!!!!
la alegría del alma se refleja en tu sonrisa! nightout outfit: blusa valeria, falda irina, corona d rosas	The joy of the soul shines through your smile! nightout outfit: valeria blouse, irina skirt, rose crown
mira nuestro collar white sky con aretes!! ya en: hacemos envíos a nivel nacional!	Look at our White Sky necklace with earrings ! We already do shipments nationwide !
este look es perfecto para una de relax. valeria naranja. karim pant negro con lunares blancos …	This look is perfect for a chill day . Orange Valeria , black and white polka dot Karim pants …
nuestros karim pants y blusas valerias blancas, es un outfit ligero que se acomoda facilmente a …	Our Karim pants and white Valeria blouses are a lightweight outfit that's easy to adjust…
si te sientes atractiva, se nota a cada paso! ya en stock: blusa dhana, croptop! karim pant. collar negro	If you feel like a knock-out , it shows in every step you take ! New stock : the Dhana blouse , crop top ! Karim pants . Black necklace .
somos libres para amar sin límites! nueva valeria turquesa, falda irina floreada y collar gold leaves	We're free to love without limits! new valeria turquoise, irina floral skirt and gold leaves necklace.
ok ok ok.. que de entretenido tiene eso de la botella de agua? jajaja so stupid, imitando a los gringos que son tan anormales	ok ok ok .. how is the water bottle game so entertaining ? lol so stupid , mimicking the weird Americans
<user> been there que mami se ahoga a punto de morirse	<user> been there, she's choking , almost dying
<user> <user> jajajaja tiene que keep up	<user> <user> gotta keep up
squidward mood con mis padres, spongebob mood con mis amigos	I'm in a squidward mood with my parents , spongebob mood with my friends
makeupbymariajose's photo  denle follow para citas de maquillaje  ️	makeupbymariajose's photo please follow for makeup quotes
<user> bitch please, tu llevas como 3 meses en clases nada mas	<user> Please, you've only been in class for like 3 months .
so mi profe se tiro la de hacer un roadtrip como de 40 estudiantes verdad?	So my professor got the bright idea to organize a road trip for like 40 students, huh?
<user> jajajaja viste y no es ni por ella, es por las blue ladies como tal.. so reza por tu guagua	<user> hahaha did you see ? it's not even for her , it's for the blue ladies as such .. so pray for your baby .
<user> <user> jajajaja throwback al class bonding	<user> <user> haha throw back to the class bonding session
jajajajaja el senior prank de este año quedo pal de cabron	hahahaha this year's senior prank is lit af
<user> vamos a hacer un wine night con ale	<user> let's do a wine night with ale
<user> so no fue un nap jajaja tu ya dormiste	<user> so it wasn't a nap jajaja you already slept
yo confiaría tanto en los nenes cheerleaders de mi uni jajaja	I would trust the cheerleading boys from my uni so much haha
todo el mundo en phhhoto esta usando el mismo filter desde ayer y me tienen mareada	Everyone on phhhoto has been using the same filter since yesterday and it's giving me a headache .
spring break con alguien importante	Spring break with someone special.
"""<user> eres mas cool.. tienes 3 """"super"""" antes del """"cool"""""""	"<user> you're more ""cool."" you've got 3 ""super""s before the ""cool."""
diablo ya mi birthday weekend empezó, que perfecto es todo	My birthday weekend has started , everything's perfect !
<user> <user> runs in the fam.. pero no me estaba quejando tho, estaba diciendo	<user> <user> it runs in the family ... but I wasn't really complaining , I was just saying
<user> lol estas en high school todavía?	<user> lol are you still in highschool?
<user> descripcion gráfica de tu story  (• )(•)  (•)( •) repeat	<user> graphic description of your story  (• Eyes )  (• Wide ) repeat
este weekend tengo class bonding = este weekend muero de felicidad	This weekend I have class bonding = this weekend I die of happiness
los mejores gifs son los de vampire diaries	The best gifs are those from Vampire Diaries .
<user> jajajaja sounds about right pa antes de tu cumple	<user> hahahaha that sounds about right before your birthday
<user> tengo mixed feelings y todo	<user> I have mixed feelings about everything
<user> <user> tu vacilas a juliana verbalmente y a mi me buleas fisicamente.. take your pick right	<user> <user> You tease Juliana verbally and mock me physically .. take your pick right
<user> una persona choco de cantazo so la de atras casi lo choca.. entonces yo casi choco ese segundo carro y el de atras a mi and so on	<user> a person suddenly hit the one in front , so the one behind almost hit him .. then I almost hit that second car and the one behind me too .
"""<user> mi primer """"like"""" fue el """"like"""" de este tweet"""	"<user> my first ""like"" was the ""like"" of this tweet"
<user> <user> <user> pusiste el username mal u idiot	<user> <user> <user> you spelled the username wrong you idiot
yo necesito un happy pill ahora mismo jajajaja	I need a happy pill right now haha
"""<user> <user> """"parece que un león la ataco"""" jajajajajajajajjaja never forget"""	"<user> <user> ""it seems like a lion attacked her"" hahahahahaha never forget"
<user> <user> loca yo también jajajaja especialmente el del class bonding quejándose de que tu te rajaste la pierna por saludarla	<user> <user> crazy me too haha especially the one about class bonding who keeps complaining that you split your leg while greeting her
<user> you should know... tu la tomaste	<user> you should know... you took it
jajaja un hombre vino pq pensaba que tenia su celu dañado y era que lo tenia en do not disturb	haha a man came in because he thought his cell phone was broken , but it turned out he just had it on 'do not disturb' mode .
<user> yo no estoy en la uni bobolon, pero voy paya ya mismo so mas vale que te vea	<user> I'm not at the uni fool , but I'm coming there right now so you better show up .
jajajajajajajajjajajjaja la música y el sonido de la comida dandole.. dead, estoy dead	hahahahahahahaha the music and the sound of the food giving me life , I'm dead , I'm so dead !
los side effects de este antibiótico no son de dios	The side effects of this antibiotic are no joke .
<user> me too por fin	<user> me too finally
yo necesito happy pills para estos momentos de mi vida	I need happy pills for these moments in my life.
<user> so estas home alone? jeje	<user> are you home alone ? haha
yo lo hago todo el tiempo.. ur not that special	I do it all the time .. you're not that special
<user> pichea yo llevo lo del slide para el flip the cup	<user> I'll bring the slide thing for the flip the cup
es malaaaa jajajajaja tabn los  llegan sin celu dont worry	It's sooo bad haha same , they also show up without their cell phones don't worry
"""<user> <user> raul tu no estabas """"back at it"""" corriendo ahora mismo?"""	"<user> <user> weren't you just ""back at it"" running right now?"""
<user> <user> crazy bitches.. isa tienes que volver ya	<user> <user> crazy bitches.. you gotta come back already!
happy monday!!! eva's first easter egg hunt!!!!! feliz lunes, el primer pascua de eva y …	Happy Monday!!! Eva's first Easter egg hunt!!!!! Happy Easter, Eva's first one and...
paying for brussels. peace in the world. orando por brussels. por la paz en el mundo. …	Paying for Brussels . Praying for peace in the world .
my friday nights have totally changed and i am completely happy. mis noches de viernes han …	my Friday nights have completely changed and I'm super content .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ por ti me la paso, imaginando que, contigo me casé, y …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ for you I live imagining that, with you I married, and ...
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ de mi …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ from my ...
my top 3 best dress from last night red carpet mi top 3 de las mejores …	My top 3 best dresses from last night's red carpet are las mejores...
time to have fun and take out the fur and over size coats!!! a divertirte con piezas de peluche y …	Time to have fun and take out the **furias** and over size coats!!!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ de gala para los  gracias <user> y …	<user> with repostapp. ... All dolled up for the 's . Thank you <user> ...
chinoynacho with repostapp. ・・・ ¡que viva venezuela! …	chinoynacho with repostapp. .. . Long live Venezuela !
rasheldiaz with repostapp. ・・・ look del dia <user> <user>. este otoño …	rasheldiaz with repostapp. .. look of the day <user> <user>. this fall ...
denisser7 with repostapp. ・・・ y seguimos jajjajaja!!  las quiero amigas!! …	denisser7 with repostapp . .. . and we keep going jajjajaja ! ! I love you my friends ! !
gracias hermanas y cuñis por el hermoso baby shower para su sobrinita eva. love it!!!! thanks …	"""Thank you sisters and silblings-in-law for the beautiful baby shower for your niece Eva . Love it !!"""
horaciopalencia with repostapp. ・・・ gracias a mi amiga <user> por vestirme …	horaciopalencia with repostapp. .. . thank you to my friend <user> for dressing me ...
flowers for fall are a must too!! las flores para el otoño estan de moda!! las presentadoras de …	Flowers for fall are a must too! Fall flowers are so trendy!
because i'm preggo and its friday. solo pq estoy embarazada y es viernes!!! …	because I'm pregnant and it's Friday! That's why!!!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> hoy celebramos un de novela en …	<user> with repostapp. .. <user> we're celebrating a 'telenovela' today ...
ninelconde with repostapp. ・・・ gracias <user> vestido de …	ninelconde with repostapp . .. . thank you <user> dress from …
bella con un vestido de <user> joyas <user> y styling team <user> y …	bella with a dress by <user> , jewellery by <user> , and styling by team <user> ...
hoy es la primera entrega de latin american music awards. ya pronto la alfombra ropa para ver …	Today is the first delivery of Latin American Music Awards . Can't wait to see the carpet fashion .
titi <user> te queremos mucho!!!! thanks for always putting a smile in my face and being a …	Auntie <user> we love you so much ! Thanks for always putting a smile on my face and being a …
red carpet de las 25 poderosas de people en espanol 2015	2015 red carpet of People en Español's 25 Powerful Women.
happy to announce my next big styling job client little princess treviño escamilla!! feliz de …	Happy to announce my next big styling job client little princess Treviño!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ gracias <user>    vestido	<user> with repostapp... thank you <user> dress
ninelconde with repostapp. ・・・ <user> gracias por este look que use en …	<user> thank you for this look i wore in ...
juvenil, moderno y trendy <user> ayer en <user> jacket <user> …	Youthful , modern and trendy <user> got my <user> jacket from <user> ...
mis galanes de <user> <user> style by …	My heartthrobs from <user> <user> styled by ...
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ ¿sabías que a <user> le han dicho muchas veces que …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ Did you know <user> has been told many times that …
marielatv with repostapp. ・・・ por fin, great news. a disfrutar los buenos momentos …	marielatv with repostapp. .. finally , great news . let's enjoy the good times .
looks de la semana rasheldiaz <user> <user> look …	"""Outfits of the week <user> <user> ... """
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ ón. y conosemos a muchos pero lo mas importante …	<user> with repostapp ... Let's meet up and hangón . We know many great people but the most important ...
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ en esta oportunidad quisiera presentarles a mi segunda …	<user> with repostapp. .. . this time around I wanna present to y'all my second ...
happy weekend!!!!!!! a descansar este fin de semana largo para …	Happy weekend!!!!!!! Time to rest this long weekend !
“<user>: <user> y <user> boicoteándome mi beso sexi jajaja  ” love you y jjajja bella nueatra foto	"“<user>: <user> and <user> ruining my sexy kiss jajaja"" love you and jajja beautiful our photo"""
and so in love with my pictures!! enamoradisima de mis fotos y de mi esposo mas!!! jesusfoto …	and I'm so in love with my pictures!! infatuated with my photos and my husband even more!!!
smile,  life is to short so enjoy every second!! sonrie!!! la vida es muy corta, disfruta cada …	Smile , life is too short , so enjoy every second ! Sonrie , la vida es muy corta , disfruta cada segundo !
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ gracias por su sintonía! desde dónde nos sintonizan ?…	<user> with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰ thank you for tuning in ! where are you tuning in from ?
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ <user> acompañado de su hermosa familia, en la …	<user> with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰ <user> accompanied by his beautiful family , at the ...
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> hermosas las dos y excellent work comadre	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> The both of you are beautiful and excellent work comadre
galan y un look muy fashion and trendy with a shinny suit <user> <user> …	"""Galan and a very fashionable and trendy look with a shiny suit <user> <user> ..."""
we all still have a kid in us. happy kid day. feliz dia del niño. todos aun tenemos el espiritu de …	We all still have a child within us. Happy Children's Day. Happy kid day.
todos tenemos in niño aun dentro de nosotros. ño ños we all still have …	We all still have a kid within us .
horaciopalencia with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ mi amigo <user>  …	horaciopalencia with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰ my friend <user> ...
jesusfoto with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰.... es un placer que solo mi trabajo me ofrece, palpar la …	Jesus photo with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰.... It's a pleasure that only my job offers me, to touch the ...
"""jesusfoto with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰.... """"las tradiciones en algun momento, no eran tradiciones ,…"""	"""Jesus photo with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰.... """"customs at some point , were not customs , they were just the way things were done ."""""
jessicacedielnet with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ apenas llegando al hotel después de un bonito día de …	Just arrived at the hotel after a lovely day of...
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ ya estamos al aire! hoy <user> y barbarabermudo se …	<user> with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰ we're live ! today <user> and barbarabermudo are …
red carpet ready. listo para la alfombra está <user>. stylist <user> como siempre mis niños …	red carpet ready. <user> is alfombra ready . stylist <user> as always mis niños ...
my favorite of the night! <user> love it! mi favorita de la noche! <user> …	my favorite of the night! <user> love it!  'Mi favorita de la noche' <user> ...
nothing a walk in nyc night can fix! nada que una caminata de noche en nueva york pueda arreglar !…	nothing a stroll on a NYC evening can solve!
y es hora de sacar el peluche para la temporada de frio!!!! time to take out your fur for the cold …	And it's time to take out the fluffy coat for the cold season ...
feliz sabadito!!! wedding dress diet!!!	Happy little Saturday!!! Wedding dress diet!!!
as long as there is light there is always hope! mientras haya luz siempre hay esperanza! …	As long as there is light there is always hope! As long as there's hope, there's life!
let me take a selfie! asi de bella es mi dulce clienta y amiga jessicacedielnet y <user> las …	Let me take a selfie! This is how beautiful my sweet customer and friend looks like jessicacedielnet and <user> y'all...
y se van!! on its way!! wedding …	And they're off! on its way!! Wedding ...
men style y este duo siempre a la moda y bien guapos en mis manos hacen mi trabajo facil. <user> …	men style and this duo is always fashionable and handsome in my hands make my job easy . <user> ...
looks otoñales de estampados de animal y flores son y estan super in este otoño. …	Animal prints and floral autumn looks are super in this fall .
<user> bests hermosa y buena vibrant siempre	<user> bests always so beautiful and kind
"""look 1 y look 2. """"viva méxico"""" mini princesa mexicana!!! mariae7622 flomigs igual de fashion q la tía .…"""	"""Look 1 and look 2. 'Long live Mexico' little Mexican princess!!! <mariae7622> and <flomigs> are just as fashionable as the auntie .…"""
let's get ready for a must. a ponerte lista para el ño2014 y el saco …	Let's get ready for a must-do 2014 new year's event and the suit...
amazing way to start the day!!! espectácular manera de comenzar el …	Amazing way to start the day!!! Spectacular way to begin el día!!!
“<user>: <user> <user> que bello el vestuario de alexa del performance thanks!! ” un gusto querida	“<user>: <user> <user> The costumes Alexa wore during the performance were beautiful!! Thanks a lot dear”
"""by <user> """"gracias por mi <user> beatrizstylist en <user> y por hacerme …"""	"""by <user> 'thank you for my <user> beatrizstylist at <user> and for making me …'"""
disfrutando aquí la y <user> took over my hat.	Enjoying here la and <user> took over my hat.
rocking my new hat <user> camino a prueba de vestuario <user>	Rocking my new hat <user> on my way, outfit test-approved <user>
happy bday a la señorita bonita y hermosa <user> tqm amaba besotes y aquí tienes tu regalito !…	Happy birthday to the beautiful and gorgeous miss <user> ! I love you so much , big kisses and here's your present !
"""todos a la moda mas in del verano ️ by <user> """"en <user> todos con la onda de los …"""	"""everyone's summer fashionable looks are so in right now by <user> ""in <user> everyone's got the wave of the …"""
aqui mis bellos amores style bye por mi chino en blazer y camisa, pantalon …	Here are my beautiful loves styled by my Chinese guy in a blazer and shirt , pants ...
bellos los dos.! larry con traje <user> style by me por mi <user> y <user> style by …	Both are beautiful ! Larry in a suit <user> styled by me and <user> styled by ...
"""by <user> """"la semana apenas comienza. gracias por la sintonía/ see you all tomorrow again !…"""	"""by <user> 'the week has just begun . gracias for tuning in / see ya all tomorrow again ! '…"""
<user> miss you. cuando nos vemos? avísame cuando estas acá y nos tomamos un te con <user> urge	<user> miss you . when do we meet ? let me know when you're here and we'll have tea with <user> soon
by <user> via photorepost_app. feliz de ser parte de este …	by <user> via photorepost_app. happy to be part of this …
good morning and happy wenesday! buenos dias y feliz miercoles! …	Good morning and happy hump day!
and this how we work! y asi es como trabajamos …	And this is how we work! ... like that's how we do things around here!
buenos dias! good morning	Good morning!
black n white always a classy combination. <user> <user> el negro y blanco siempre una …	Black and white are always a classy combination. <user> <user> The black and white combination is always a win .
my work. mi trabajo, 3 de mis clientes en las 5 mejor de <user> ninelconde <user> …	My work . Three of my clients are in the top 5 of <user> 's ninelconde <user> ...
que buen show <user> <user> gracias friend la pase de pelos!!!!!!	what a great show <user> <user> thank you my friend , I had so much fun !!!!!!!
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> excelente bella! love it	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> excellent beauty! love it
men with style true talented fashion writers that do know. comentarios de las tendencias de la moda …	men with style true talented fashion writers that really know the score about the trends of fashion .
spring time in nyc!!!!!! tengo frioooooooo ️️️ @ starbucks	Spring time in NYC!!!! I'm freezing cold!!!! @ Starbucks
happy bday de tu bella y otra hija!!!!!!! las angelitos! <user>	Happy birthday to your beautiful daughter!!!!!! <user's> little angels!
getting my groove on! ready para el trio!!!!! chinomiranda nacholacriatura <user> …	getting my groove on! ready for the trio!!!!! <chinomiranda> <nacholacriatura> <user> ...
no words needed! no mas palabras! taco	taco, shut up!
“<user>: selfie de hoy, gracias mi <user> x el look! estaba sabrosa jaja, si me ven de perfil.. nombre!	<user>: Selfie of the day , thank you my <user> for the look ! I was delicious haha , if they see me from the side ... damn it !
black and beige. a la tendencia ya de lo que viene esta primavera. vestido en encaje negro con crema …	Black and beige, following the trend for the upcoming spring. Black lace dress with cream...
en acción, el gran talentoso maquillista dando consejos y tips de belleza de looks de primavera …	in action , the great talented makeup artist giving beauty tips and advice on spring looks ...
my top best dress fort he. elegancia está en la sencillez y la sofisticación. …	My top best dress for elegance is in simplicity and sophistication .
america sierra sobre el red carpet: diseñadora joyas <user> cartera …	"On the red carpet , America Sierra said: ""<user> jewelry , purse ..."""
<user> com um vestido de <user> en el red carpet de <user>	<user> with a <user> dress on the <user> red carpet
“<user>: <user> so happy for you babe! you deserve it!! bravo ” gracias amigo tq	“<user>: <user> so happy for you babe! you deserve it!! bravo ” thank you friend , I love you .
"""by <user> """"mi profesión me mantiene ocupada y feliz. / see you all tomorrow .…"""	"""by <user> ""my profession keeps me busy and happy . I'll see you all tomorrow ..."""
look de viernes <user> <user>. fight heart decease apoya la …	Friday look <user> <user> . Beat heart disease supports the ...
happy bday sis mariae7622 tqm hermana, amiga. pasala super y disfruta con todos y el mejor regalo de …	Happy bday sis mariae7622 I love you sister , friend . Have a great day and enjoy everyone 's company , the best gift is to have you with us ...
look de viernes <user> jumpsuit collar &dot. gracias <user> x la foto como …	Friday look <user> jumpsuit with a collar . Thanks <user> for the photo , [...] .
súper bday al amigo y compañero de viajes más cool que he tenido. el súper jet setter mi ernie …	super bday to the coolest friend and travel buddy I've had . the super jet setter my ernie ...
“<user>: aquí la mejor foto de la semana <user> <user>  pasamos deli anoche  fashion night	“<user>: here's the best pic of the week <user> <user> we had a blast last night fashion night
verde in para el invierno. look de hoy de <user> vestido de piel zapatos …	Green in for the winter . <user>'s look today : leather dress , shoes …
ready for spring and summer? tips how to look great for the coming seasons. lista para la primavera y …	Are you ready for the spring and summer seasons? Tips on how to look great for the upcoming seasons.
“<user>: y como siempre un look maravilloso las amo!!! <user> <user> styling  ️	“<user>: and as always such a wonderful look I love it!!! <user> <user> styling ️”
“<user>: happy birthday <user>!!!!   amiga por venir.	"“<user>: happy birthday <user>!!!!   friend for life . """
“<user>: happy birthday <user> ” thanks baby un besote and we have to hang out. send me your num cause i dont have it. god bless u	“<user>: happy birthday <user> ” thanks sweetheart un besote (a big kiss) and we have to hang out . send me your number because I don't have it . god bless you .
“<user>: <user>, feliz cumple mi querida angie! sabes que se te quiere mucho! pásala de pelos besos desde méxicocity! ️ ” love u	“<user>: <user> , happy birthday my dear angie ! You know we all love you so much ! Have a fantastic day , kisses from Mexico City ! 🥳 love u ”
"""by <user> """"queremos desearle un feliz cumpleaños a nuestra queria amiga y stylist <user> …"""	"""by <user> 'we want to wish a happy birthday to our dear friend and stylist <user> …' """
“<user>: <user> happy birthday!!!!! que dios te de muchos más años de vida!!! ” muchas gracias baby, tequila time ️	“<user>: <user> happy birthday!!!!! may god give you many more years of life!!!” thank you so much baby, tequila time️
“<user>: feliz cumpleaños <user>!!! ” gracias. yeahhh it's my bday and i can cry if i want too. jajajja tqm bestie	“<user>: happy birthday <user>!!! ” thank you . yeahhh it's my birthday and i can cry if i want to . haha i love you bestie .
ideas for men layering for winter. utilize vestir en capas para estar …	Ideas for men layering for winter . Utilize wearing layers to stay warm ...
different ways to be warm and with style this winter. diferente a …	Different ways to stay warm and stylish this winter.
mi lovely friend te quiero. gracias por venir a y hacernos lucir hermosas a mis …	My lovely friend, I love you. Thank you for coming and making us look beautiful my...
noche de gala en washington dc. carlos santana tribute at the john f. kennedy center for the …	A night of gala in Washington DC . Carlos Santana tribute at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts ...
gracias mi bruja. love u chica. <user> <user>	thanks my witch . love u girl . <user> <user>
style dúo work <user> y yo para monanoguera estas bella mona!! buen …	Style dúo work <user> and I for mono[n]oguera you're beautiful monkey!! good ...
“<user>: <user> bella en styled by <user> <user> <user> ” vestido	“<user>: <user> beautiful in dress styled by <user> <user> <user>”
good morning rise and shine! beautiful day for a photoshoot on location! buenos dias, un dia hermoso para fotos en exteriores con <user>	Good morning rise and shine! Beautiful day for a photoshoot on location! Good day , a gorgeous day for outdoor photos with <user> .
“<user>: mi estilista favorita <user> un besitos  q estes bien ” y mi top model. besote dayan	"“<user>: my favorite stylist <user> xoxo <user> you're the best . "" and my top model . big kiss dayan"
“<user>: planeando mi look para mañana <user> gracias <user> the best  les va a encantar  ”  sii	“<user>: planning my outfit for tomorrow <user> thank you <user> the best  They'll love it  ”  yeah
dichosa de tenerte en mi corazon como. cada dia te admiro mas! love you <user> …	Lucky me to have you in my heart . Every day I admire you more ! Love you <user> ...
<user> amazing dinner y catching up comadre time.	<user> amazing dinner and catching up time with my sister-friend.
<user> compañeras y colegas muchas pero amigas de cariño y amor pocas! gracias por ser parte de mi corazoncito y vida   love u	<user> plenty of partners and colleagues but few true friends ! thank you for being part of my little heart and life   love u
“<user>: con mi <user> y <user> talking fashion!!  ” mis bellas siempre un gusto verlas. lqm	“<user>: with my <user> and <user> talking fashion!!” It's always a pleasure to see my beautiful girls . I love you guys .
“<user>: <user> nominada al <user>   ”  time for	“<user>: <user> nominated for the <user> award   ”  time for an acceptance speech!
comadre no tienes nada q agradecerme. soy dichosa de tenerte en mi vida y al igual q tu eres mi angelito love u amiga   <user>	You have nothing to thank me for , my dear friend . I'm the lucky one to have you in my life , and just like you're my little angel . love u back <user>
“<user>: gracias san antonio! <user>! love you!  ” y gracias <user> stylist camisa	“<user>: Thank you San Antonio! <user>! Love you! ” and thank you <user> shirt stylist
“<user>: with the beautiful <user>   ” fall trends moda de otoño con mi bella modelo.	“<user>: Fall fashion with the gorgeous <user> ”  Shooting autumn trends with my beautiful model .
fall trend report <user> <user> gracias por el apoyo.	Fall trend report <user> <user> thank you for the support.
buenos dias! good morning from …	Good morning from …
“<user>: una buena cena entre amigos <user> <user> <user>... ya los extrañaba!!! ” que gusto como siempre love u guys!	“<user>: a great dinner among friends <user> <user> <user> ... I missed you !!!” So nice as always love u guys!
“<user>: mi look del dia de hoy para unnuevodia gracias <user> as always!!  ” hermosa como siempre!	“<user>: My OOTD for unnuevodia , thank you <user> as always !! ” She looks gorgeous as always !
buenos días! happy monday! rockiando	Good morning! Happy Monday! Rocking out!
happy sunday! feliz domingo!	Happy Sunday! Have a great day!
<user> <user> see u un 2 week chinito. miss u too and <user>	<user> <user> see you in two weeks little Chinese guy . miss you too and <user>
listo para empezar <user> súper como siempre trabajar contigo. love it	Ready to start <user> as always , it's a pleasure working with you . Love it .
“<user>: gracias <user> por vestirme para el photo shoot! un placer!! ” gracias a ti x confiar en mi, el placer es mutuo. beso	"""<user>: Thanks <user> for dressing me up for the photo shoot! My pleasure!! "" ""Thank you for trusting me , the pleasure is all mine . Kisses . """
inspirate con mis consejos para estar regia y a la moda con tu vestuario u el look final tu maquillaje …	Get inspired by my tips to look fancy and stylish with your outfit and makeup …
styling day trabajando con <user> vestuario para y soy hoy chofer.  i will get you there in pieces  im a safe driver	Styling day working with <user> wardrobe and I'm the driver today . I will get you there in one piece , I'm a cautious driver .
happy 4th of july. feliz 4 de julio.	Happy 4th of July! Feliz Cuarto de Julio!
rise and shine . . buenos días. feliz domingo, a dar gracias a dios.	Rise and shine. Good morning. Happy Sunday, let's give thanks to God.
feliz cumple. <user> happy bday!!!!	Happy birthday . <user> happy bday!!!!
"""“<user>: laughed all day and had a blast! mi amor-mi vida-i love you <user>  """" me more!"""	"“<user>: laughed all day and had so much fun! mi amor-my life-i love you more <user>!"""
el styling team del <user> <user>	The styling team of <user> <user>
<user> have fun!!!!! enjoy your day!!! feliz cumple chica!!! a celebrar se ha dicho!	<user> have fun!!!!! enjoy your day!!! happy birthday girl!!! let's celebrate!
“<user>: look de hoy gracias a <user> <user>  ” top de, falda <user> y  bella!	“<user>: today's look courtesy of <user> <user> ” <user>’s top , <user> skirt and make-up gorgeous!
amazing love! love it. <user> <user> besos de tu	Amazing love! Love it . <user> <user> kisses from yours truly
super trabajo amiga! u rock  <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>	Great job friend! You rock <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>!
“<user>: gracias por este vestido hermoso del diseñador <user>...  ” style by <user> bella!	“<user>: thank you for this beautiful designer dress ...” <user> style by <user> beautiful!
<user> imaginate a mi slow lol	<user> imagine me slow lol
the after party starts now. la fiesta comienza ya. <user> y sus angeles. <user> <user>	The after party starts now . The fun begins now . <user> and their angels . <user> <user>
gracias por lucir mi diseño de botas con un look súper hot <user> <user>	Thanks for rocking my boot design with a super hot look <user> <user>
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> let's rock it.! besos a todas!!!	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> Let's rock it ! Kisses to everyone !!!
<user> show el que tengo. lol. yes after no	<user> Show off the one I have . lol . Yes after no .
feliz viernes a todos! happy friday everyone!!!	Happy Friday to you all!
“<user>: <user> <user> <user> angie we should go for the tacos tomorrow! ” siii tacos tomorrow for sure!!!!	"“<user>: <user> <user> <user> angie we should go for the tacos tomorrow!"" ""Yes , definitely ! Tacos tomorrow !"""
. <user> hola es french connection	<user> Hey, it's French connection.
“<user>: behind the scenes del video de <user> ñarnocuestanada y <user> en la parte de atrás.	"“<user>: behind the scenes of <user>'s music video shoot . <user> in the back ,"""
“<user>: <user>: looking nice! <user> hizo un buen trabajo! suerte. :o) ” gracias!!!	“<user>: <user>: looking nice! <user> did a great job! good luck . :o) ” thank you!!!
la primavera ya llego! a usar colores neones y llamativos ambos sexos spring time! use bold and colorful pants!	Spring has finally sprung! Time for both genders to dig out their bold and neon colours!
“<user>: <user> aca estamos con amalia y alexandra! se te extrana loquita ” hay nenas siiii me too. hay q hacer otro siii?	“<user>: <user> Here we are with Amalia and Alexandra ! We miss you crazy one !” Yeah girls , we should do another one soon .
mi partner in stylecrime come baby! see u in ny in april “<user>: <user> miss you mija!!! besos!! i need to go to miami!;) ”	"my partner in style crime come baby ! see you in ny in april "" <user> : <user> miss you girl !!! kisses !! i need to go to miami ! ; )"""
happy bday a mi super cliente y amigo. lo mejor para ti hoy y siempre. <user>	Happy birthday to my super client and friend . The best for you today and always . <user>
part of the <user> team <user> aka la producción y <user> aka el paranoico	part of the <user> team <user> aka the production and <user> aka the paranoid
feliz sábado! a disfrutar! family day!	Happy Saturday! Let's enjoy! Family day!
“<user>: buenos días mis chiquititos! aquí el look de hoy!  ” falda de alexander mcqueen y top de theory	"“<user>: Good morning my littles! Here's today's look! "" Alexander McQueen skirt and Theory top"
claro niñas, cuando quieran ya saben que soy super nice y esplendida con mis friends <user> <user> <user>	Of course girls, whenever you want , you know I'm super nice and splendid with my friends <user> <user> <user>
“<user>: mi look de dia para <user> gracias <user>  ” lady en red! un color para todas las mujeres!	“<user>: my <daytime look> for <user> thanks <user>!” lady in red ! a color for all women !
espectacular <user>.. <user> asi o mas claro u rock tqm!	Spectacular <user> .. <user> you rock hard! Love you!
quien sabe de moda y estilos saben q hay q ser atrevidos para el éxito. who knows about fashion, knows that you need to be dearing!	Who knows about fashion, knows that you gotta be daring for success!
“<user>: <user>. el pato de angie!!!! jajaja  ” pato rock star!!!!!!!!	“<user>: <user>. Angie's duck!!!! jajaja ” Rock star duck!!!!!!!!
gracias por confiar en mi una vez mas <user>. mil thanks <user> i owe you both!	Thanks for trusting me once again <user>. A thousand thanks <user>, I owe you both!
bello el ultimo vestido <user> de <user> great job <user> tqm.	The beautiful last dress <user> by <user> great job <user> love you .
“<user>: estan listas chicas? lets do this! <user> <user> ” yo nooo!! jajaja nos vemos ahora el super trio!!!	“<user>: Are you ladies ready? Let's do this! <user> <user>” I'm not ready!! haha See you guys now the super trio!!!
ready to run again together like old times; cross country lady bears now vip girls! listas para correr …	Ready to run again like the old times; the ladies' cross-country team, now that's some VIP girls!
<user> yeahhhhh next one vienes conmigo!!!	<user> yeahhhhh next one you're coming with me!!!
asi o mas feliz cuando te llaman inesperadamente a regalarte tickets.  love u!!!!!	So happy when you get unexpected calls gifting you tickets . Love u !!!!!
mi look de hoy para hacer cambios de look. fashion makeovers!	My look today for look changes . Fashion makeovers !
friday fun day! makeovers clothing shopping.. comprando ropa para unos cambios de look.	Friday fun day! Makeovers and clothing shopping.. Buying clothes for some new looks.
what, pq no sabia yo de esto. vale paso es mi shopping spot, puedes viernes? <user> oh ahi despues haces el plan a mi me urge	what , why didn't I know about this . okay , it's my go-to shopping place , can you go on Friday ? <user> oh , i'll go there later , i really need to go .
happy bday te queremos <user> <user>	Happy bday we love you <user> <user>
for more information on my work visit  para mas información sobre mi trabajo...	For more information on my work visit...
buenos días ya con café para comenzar el día! good morning with my coffee ready to start the day!	Good morning, already with my coffee to start the day!
“<user>: i love this dress <user>  bella! tienes la mejor estilista  te quedo hermoso como siempre	“<user>: I love this dress <user>! It's beautiful! You have the best stylist . It looks gorgeous on you as always
“<user>: look del día de hoy! <user> <user>  gusto ser tu stylist	“<user>: today's outfit is fire! <user> <user> I wish you were my personal stylist!
“<user>: <user> <user> <user> hermosa tu y el look hot de la estilista de las estrellas! bravo ” gracias amigo	“<user>: <user> <user> <user> you look gorgeous , the stylist of the stars makes you hot ! Bravo” Thank you friend .
las nenas <user> <user> <user> de <user> to me	the girls <user> <user> <user> from <user>
gracias a todos por sus llamadas, mensajes y abrazos de cumple son los mejores regalos que me llevo en el . u r special u know it	Thanks to everyone for your calls , messages and birthday hugs . They are the best presents I take with me . You're special , you know it .
“<user>: hay que celebrar la vida! y hoy celebro la de <user>!!! happy bday! love u amiga! ”  gracias tan linda mi silvis!	“<user>: We must celebrate life ! And today I'm celebrating <user>'s !!!!! Happy birthday ! Love you my friend ! ”  Thanks so sweet my Silvis !
hoy decido agradecer, apreciar y creer firmemente a todos los que estan en mi vida. is rocking all ready	Today I decide to firmly believe , appreciate and be grateful for everyone in my life . Is rocking all ready .
“<user>: <user> <user> holaaaa!!! las quiero ver!!! beso a las 2 rumbo a miami! ” siii welcome back to all. hurry q me voy	"""<user>: <user> <user> Helloooo!!! I want to see you!!! Kiss both of you on our way to Miami!"" Yes, welcome back everyone . Hurry up because I'm leaving ."
“<user>: <user> feliz 2013!!!! muchas bendiciones :-) ” gracias y lo mismo chica. fashion exito para ti friend!	“<user>: <user> happy 2013 ! ! ! lots of blessings :-) ” thank you and same to you girl . fashion success for you too friend !
happy on the way! gracias por el mejor regalo dios!	Happy on the way! Thank you for the best gift ever God!
look de navidad red and green	Christmas look red and green
“<user>: tan bella mi súper stylist friend. me vas a hacer falta! pásala súper! eres un angelito <user> ” tqm	“<user>: so beautiful my super stylish friend . You will be missed ! Have a great time ! You're a little angel <user> ” love you so much !
beauty is not about how you dress your self is about how you dress your  la belleza no se es en como te vistas, si no en como vistes tu	Beauty is not about how you dress yourself , it's about how you dress your soul .
y happy bday 2 you. feliz cumple <user> <user> <user>	And happy birthday to you. Happy birthday <user>! <user> <user>
brother love! kidshavingfun. amor de hermanos	Brother love! Kids are having fun. Love de hermanos.
filming day long but great. still working! un dia largo de grabacion pero exitoso!!!	A long but great filming day. Still working!
casi si dormir pero feliz time is on my side! yes it is!!	Almost no sleep but happy time is on my side! yes it is !
new shoes! boots for the! zapatos nuevos para el otoño invierno botas!!	New shoes! Boots for the fall/winter new boots!
cuando vienes flaca? ya te quiero ver! miss u <user>	When are you coming skinny one ? I want to see you already ! Miss you <user>
sección de fotos con <user> <user> it's a wrap! gracias un super equipo!	Photo shoot section with <user> <user> it's a wrap! Thank you to an amazing team!
gracias y nene las tuyas un hit tambien. we are fab stylist <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>	Thanks and yours are also a hit . We're fab stylists <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> .
best dress <user> <user> <user> bella con su vestido	Best dress <user> <user> <user> beautiful with her gown
excelente compartir contigo gracias por tu amistad <user> u rock	Excellent sharing with you, thanks for your friendship <user> you rock!
styling always <user> ya tu sabes! tqm gracias x confiar en mi para tu vestuario y next los vma awards	Styling always <user> you know! Love you , thanks for trusting me with your wardrobe and next the VMA awards .
feliz sabadito! deli poder despertar tarde y con un clima increíble! happy saturday and the best to wake up late with an amazing weather!	Happy Saturday! The best part about waking up late is enjoying this amazing weather!
muy moderno con su look hoy para <user> <user> para el concert	very modern with his look today for <user> <user> for the concert
“<user>: ya casi arrancamosssss <user> esto está muy calienteeee!!!  ” hermoso te quedo  lady in red	"“<user>: We're about to starttttt <user> This is lit af!!! "" Beautiful, you look stunning in red!"
“<user>: nos vemos al rato <user> <user> <user> ” yeahhhhh my fab group y <user> call me estaba napping	“<user>: see you later <user> <user> <user>” yeahhhhh my fab group and <user> call me was napping
<user> y yo q sueño jet lag	<user> And I'm so sleepy from jet lag.
<user> jajajaj si verdad. i around the world	<user> haha yeah . i around the mundo
“<user>: este es el de hoy en <user> vengo de q les parece?  ” love it!	“<user>: this is today's in <user> 's I just got it , what do you think ?” love it!
look de hoy <user>. el estampado animal print siempre de moda.	Today's look <user>. Animal print pattern, always fashionable.
happy bday <user> nachos machos time urgent!	Happy birthday <user> time for some manly nachos!
colores fuertes y llamativos aun de moda para el otoño! bold colors still in fashion, here how to use it for the fall	Bright and bold colours are still on trend for autumn! Here's how to style them this fall.
felicidades por tu <user> you rock.	Congratulations on your <user> you rock.
fall trends makeup and fashion marykay <user>. tendencias de otoño <user> <user> gracias nenas	Fall trends makeup and fashion Marykay <user>. Autumn trends <user> <user> thank you ladies .
making off <user> coming soon! pronto el video de	making off <user> coming soon! the video is almost here
meeting creativa con director del nuevo video musical <user> looks de vestuario y mas!	Creative meeting with the music video director <user> discussing wardrobe looks and more!
un look muy classy y juvenil para <user> hoy en <user> <user>	A very classy and youthful look for <user> today at <user> <user>.
eres mi angel x llegar a mi vida, gracias x ti soy completa! mac air o new ipad? quiero las 2! <user> con daddy $	You're my angel for coming into my life, I'm complete because of you! Mac Air or new iPad? I want both! <user> With Daddy's money $
eye candy for women! buscando joyas para una super guapa actiz que usara mañana <user> <user>	eye candy for women! looking for jewels for a super pretty actress who's wearing them tomorrow <user> <user>
donde estas? <user> driving to you and listining to <user>. 7	where are you? <user> driving to you and listening to <user>. 7
“<user>: gracias a <user> que cada semana me busca cositas bonitas! <user>: <user> love your dress! /un gusto	"“<user>: thank you <user> for getting me little pretty things every week! <user>: <user> love your dress!"""
<user> yeahhh! viva! te mando dm	<user> yeahhh! long live! I'll send you a DM
happy bday flaca hermosa. <user> <user>	Happy birthday skinny beautiful girl . <user> <user>
<user> hello hello. un gusto saludarte.	<user> Hello hello . It's a pleasure to greet you .
suficiente para ti y uno más. carga 2 dispositivos a la vez con el mophie ® powerstation ® 3x.	Enough for you and one more . Power up two devices simultaneously with the mophie ® powerstation ® 3x .
basket blitz was a game changer. ve el highlight reel ahora.	Basket blitz was a game changer . Watch the highlight reel now .
este, juega basket blitz para tu shot at winning spectacular <user> prizes	this, plays basketball blitz for your shot at winning spectacular <user> prizes
mira a las ganadoras de llegando al end zone con <user> como jugadoras profesionales.	Look at the winners of reaching the end zone with <user> as professional players.
<user> nos convenciste. dm us for more details.	<user> you convinced us . dm us for more info .
el poder está en tus dedos. watch y vota con la app univision conecta.	The power is in your fingers . Watch and vote with the Univision Conecta app .
eres part of. tune in y vota por tus artistas favoritos con la univision conecta app.	You're part of it . Tune in and vote for your favorite artists with the Univision Conecta app .
ellos están ready para cantar. tú ponte ready para votar. tune in to:	They're ready to sing . You get ready to vote . Tune in to:
<user> you too! hasta el próximo show.	<user> you too! till the next show.
no se olviden de descargar la app univison conecta para participar con el próximo show de <user>.	Don't forget to download the Univisión Conecta app to participate in the next <user> show .
<user> no se olvide de descargar la app para participar en el próximo show.	<user> Don't forget to download the app to take part in the next show .
haz tu vida más móvil con la app my verizon mobile.	make your life more mobile with the my verizon mobile app.
ese momento en que encuentras las respuestas a tus preguntas sobre la app my verizon mobile	That moment when you find the answers to your questions about the app my Verizon Wireless .
la app de my verizon se verá bien al lado de tus apps de redes sociales.	The Verizon My Apps will look good next to your social media apps.
¡1, 2, 3, listo! no es truco, es el app my verizon ayudándote a ajustar tus datos.	1, 2, 3, ready! It's not a trick , it's the my verizon app helping you adjust your data .
lo único mejor que tener más, es tenerlo por menos. para eso está el plan more everything.	The only thing better than having more, is having it for less. That's what the More Everything plan is for.
likes, favorites, retweets. cuando compartes tus fotos, ¿cuál es la respuesta que más te emociona?	Likes, favorites, retweets. When you share your photos, which response gets you most excited?
para las personas en movimiento, está el my verizon mobile app.	For people on the move , there 's the my verizon mobile app .
manejar tu cuenta es fácil con la app my verizon mobile.	Managing your account is easy with the my verizon mobile app.
my verizon mobile te deja ver tu cuenta sin prender la computadora.	my verizon mobile lets you see your account without turning on the computer.
from carne asada to homemade burgers, each dish deserves a pic. tips for your food photos:	From carne asada to homemade hamburgers , each meal deserves a photo . Tips for your food photography :
some special moments are as simple as streaming a video with la chiquita on your tablet.	Some special moments are as simple as streaming un vídeo with la chiquita on your tablet.
there ’s a mouse in your pocket... ay, ay! wait! do n’t panic, we ’re talking about your phone.	There's a ratón in your pocket... ay, ay! Wait! Don't panic, we're talking about your phone.
cuando te dan ganas de ver tu cuenta fuera de casa, la app my verizon mobile está presente.	When you feel like checking your account from outside the house , the my verizon mobile app is there for you .
la respuesta de es b. la mayoría ve su smartphone 150 veces al día. ¿las has contado?	The answer is B. Most people look at their smartphone 150 times a day . Have you counted yours ?
cuando estás lejos de tu computadora, my verizon mobile te deja estar al tanto de tu cuenta.	When you're away from your computer , my Verizon Mobile lets you stay on top of your account .
¿cuál es la mejor app gratis que has bajado a tu teléfono?	What's the best free app you've downloaded on your phone?
no es un superhéroe, pero el verizon mobile protection center protege tu teléfono igual de bien.	It's not a superhero , but the verizon mobile protection center protects your phone just as well .
toma un break en el trabajo con estos juegos. pero si te descubren, you ’re on your own.	Take a break at work with these games . But if they catch you , you're on your own .
con la app my verizon mobile en español, tu información está en tus manos. literalmente.	With the my verizon mobile app in English, your information is in your hands . Literally .
más selfies = más de lo bueno. chequea nuestras ofertas en un nuevo htc one:	more selfies = more of the good stuff . check out our deals on a new HTC One :
consigue el aparato móvil que siempre has deseado con el programa verizon edge:	Get the mobile device you've always wanted with the Verizon Edge program:
cuando agregas a méxico y canadá a tu plan more everything, tienes 1, 000 minutos para esas llamadas importantes.	When you add Mexico and Canada to your More Everything plan , you get 1 , 000 minutes for those all-important calls .
el plan more everything. más de lo que te permite estar conectado con los tuyos.	The plan offers you more. More than what allows you to stay connected with your folks.
tu show favorito en tu smartphone. ahora solo falta resolver quién traerá las palomitas.	Your favorite show on your smartphone . Now all that's left to figure out is who's bringing the popcorn .
sigue jugando a tu manera con estos accesorios. vence tu propio high score.	Keep playing your way with these accessories . Beat your own high score .
respuesta: el autor mexicano víctor celorio fue quien inventó la tecnología para book on demand.	The Mexican author Victor Celorio invented the technology for book on demand.
con la app my verizon siempre tienes acceso a tu cuenta.	With the my verizon app you always have access to your account .
no hay límites para tu educación. incluso, tu smartphone o tablet podrían ser tu mejor aliado.	There are no limits to your education . Even your smartphone or tablet could be your best ally .
aun cuando estás fuera, siempre tienes acceso a tu cuenta con la app my verizon:	Even when you're away , you always have access to your account with the my verizon app .
¿qué obtienes con el plan more everything? más de lo que más importa, como tiempo para hablar con los tuyos:	What do you get with the More Everything Plan ? More of what matters most , like more time to talk to your loved ones :
¿quieres estar siempre al tanto de tu cuenta? te recomendamos la app my verizon.	Do you want to always be up to date with your account ? We recommend the My Verizon app .
es hora de sudar. rock out with your phone while you work out:	It's time to sweat . Rock out with your phone while you workout .
¿qué significa more everything? la libertad de hacer más de todo lo que tú quieras en tu aparato móvil:	What does more everything mean? It means the freedom to do more of everything you want on your mobile device.
vamos a la escuelita. even the littlest techies benefit from our network this school year.	Let's go to school . Even the smallest techies benefit from our network this school year .
¡más, más, más! esa es la palabra del día (y de la vida) con el plan more everything.	More , more , more ! That 's the word of the day (and of life ) with the more everything plan .
¡arriba la música! get your music on with style and flair using our funky urbanears plattan headphones.	"""Up the music! Get your music on with style and flair utilizing our funky Urbanears Plattan headphones."""
ya mero empieza el año escolar. we've got the tools to get your new school year off on the right foot:	The school year's about to start . We've got everything you need to start the new school year right .
con la app my verizon mobile, puedes ver tu cuenta desde tu cama. ¡eso sí es poder!	With the my verizon mobile app , you can check your account from your bed . That's what i call power!
es tiempo de estudiar. you better get started on that summer reading, and take it on the go with your smartphone.	It's time to study . You better get started on that summer reading and take it on the go with your cell phone .
reward yourself. it ’s been a wild month. te entendemos.	Reward yourself . It 's been a crazy month . We understand you .
llegó la fiebre futbolera. stream all the action on the nation ’s largest 4g lte network:	The soccer fever has arrived . Stream all the action on the nation 's largest 4G LTE network :
ahora sí está seria la cosa. do n’t forget to share the best goals with:	Now it's getting serious . Don't forget to share the best goals with :
el poder es tuyo, y tuyo, y tuyo … with the largest, most reliable 4g lte network in the country:	The power is yours, and yours, and yours ... with the biggest, most reliable 4G LTE network in the country.
papá, papi, padre, dad. no matter what you call him, he should get the best this:	Dad , daddy , papa , father . no matter what you call him , he should get the best this Sunday .
<user> claro que si, el plan more everything con el programa edge le ayuda a tener un plan muy completo:  ~ mh	<user> of course , the more everything plan with the edge program helps you get a very comprehensive plan : ~ mh
<user> ¡entendido! tenemos varias promociónes para teléfonos y el plan more everything da mucho control:  ~ mh	<user> Understood ! We have a few promotions for phones and the More Everything plan gives a lot of control : ~ mh
<user> juan, tenemos promociones y planes para que pueda disfrutar de su uso de internet. con el plan more everything, ¡usted manda! ~ mh	<user> Juan , we have promotions and plans so you can enjoy your internet use . With the plan more everything , you're in charge ! ~ mh
¡atención tecnofanáticos! 3g or 4g? learn what they are, and then get back to us for the best of both:	Attention tech fans! 3G or 4G? Find out what they are and then hit us back for the best of both worlds!
para los papás. the best dads deserve the best gifts on:	for the dads . the best gifts for the best fathers
<user> ¡claro! el plan more everything le ofrece lo que usted pide y más. por favor siga este enlace:  ~ mh	<user> Of course ! The more everything plan provides what you ask for and more . Please follow this link : ~ mh
más datos que nunca. the more everything plan is all you need rolled into one neat package:	more data than ever . The more everything plan is the only package you'll ever need , all wrapped up into one convenient bundle :
<user> ¡gracias por su comentario! tenemos planes muy competitivos con más beneficios como more everything  ~ mh	<user> thank you for your comment ! We have very competitive plans with more benefits like more everything ~ mh
¡saludos a los papás! skip the ties, and get dad something really great this coming:	Greetings to the fathers! Skip the ties, and get dad something awesome this coming [Father's Day]!
mi verizon es tu verizon. the my verizon mobile app is the best friend of everyone connected 24/7:	My Verizon is your Verizon . The My Verizon Mobile App is the best friend of everyone connected 24/7 .
¡arriba la tecnología! say hello to the latest in mobile devices:	Up technology! say hello to the latest in mobile devices:
because and happy! dios nos regala otro día. estamos vivos	because we're alive and happy! god gives us another day.
excelente movie para finalizar el weekend. una vieja ta que me encanta por que jamás …	An excellent movie to end the weekend . An old one I love because it's just so damn good .
ni un alma!!!! happy friday..	not a soul!!!! happy friday..
<user> with repostapp ・・・ ¡mañana gana una tarjeta de regalo de $50 de wingstop a …	<user> with repostapp ・・・ Tomorrow win a $50 gift card from wingstop to the person who…
imagen modeling by la gatita	Imaging modeling by the kitty
happy saturday!!! a recibir a mis hermosas niñas en	Happy Saturday!!! Waiting for my beautiful girls to arrive at...
working! imagen modeling by la gatita.	working! picture modeling by the little kitten.
proyección, casting y dicción imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	Production , casting and diction image modeling by la gatita registrations
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos para informacion registrate	Image modeling by the kitty new courses for information register
good morning feliz domingo, yo relax con mi chicle!	Good morning, happy Sunday! I'm chilling with my bubble gum!
clase de etiqueta imagen modeling by la gatita.	Image modeling class by the kitty.
hermosas, en su clase de etiqueta. imagen modeling by la gatita.	Gorgeous, in their etiquette class . Image modeling by la gatita .
imagen modeling by la gatita.	Image modeling by the kitty.
imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty sign-ups
arriba ese ánimo familia, good morning …	"""Up that spirit family , good morning ..."""
happy friday pero pa lante!	Happy Friday but moving forward!
happy birthday <user> que dios te llene de bendiciones.....	Happy birthday <user> may God fill you with blessings ...
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos registraciones	Image modeling by the little kitty new courses registrations.
happy friday familia ya ready...	Happy Friday family are we ready...
activados levántate good morning familia.	Enabled, rise up good morning family.
uno de los grupos de imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	One of the Image Modeling groups by the little cat registrations
imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Image modeling by the kitten . Sign ups .
lol ok ya entendimos	lol okay we get it already
friday!!!!!!!! good morning familia listos para darte energía, música e …	Friday!!!!!!!! Good morning family ready to give you energy, music and …
good morning familia que dios me les de un excelente día	Good morning family may God give you an excellent day.
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos registraciones  hoy continuamos …	Image modeling by the kitty new courses registrations today we continue ...
good morning familia lunes de	Good morning family , Monday of hard work ahead !
imagen modeling by la gatita, nuevos cursos en enero registrate para informacion y citas …	Imaging modeling by the kitty, new courses in January sign up for information and appointments ...
mis alumnas y su fiestecita de en imagen modeling by la gatita.	My students and their little party at Image Modeling by the kitty.
happy friday familia lista para darte alegría en las mañana...	Happy Friday family ready to bring you joy in the mornings ...
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita. registrate para una cita en	New courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita. Sign up for an appointment today!
cual será tu disfraz para este 31 de octubre? nosotros te esperamos en el hialeha race track ,…	What will your costume be this October 31st ? We'll be waiting for you at the Hialeah race track , ...
parte de mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita.. para registrarte	Some of my students in Image Modeling by the gatita .. to register
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita jueves y viernes, para chicas de 16 años en adelante …	New courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita on Thursday and Friday , for girls aged sixteen and up ...
nuevos cursos y horarios... imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones en  para …	New courses and schedules ... <image modeling by the kitty>. Sign up at ...
bienvenida imagen modeling by la gatita. registrate	Welcome image modeling by the little kitty . Sign up .
gracias <user> y <user> por compartir con mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la …	thanks <user> and <user> for sharing with my students at image modeling
gracias <user> imagen modeling by la gatita.	thanks <user> picture modeling by the kitty.
bendiciones familia!!!!!! y happy birthday a todos los que cumplen en este mes...	Blessings family!!!! And happy birthday to everyone who's celebrating this month...
canciones que uno escucha y dice what?????? lol buenos días fsmilia.	"Songs that make you go ""what?????? "" lol good morning family ."
te espero.... imagen modeling by la gatita. mañana en	I'll be waiting ... tomorrow at the modeling shoot by the little kitten .
amo a estas niñas! imagen modeling by la gatita...	I love these girls ! Modeling picture by the kitty...
good morning ready para mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en	Good morning ready for my girls at Imagen Modeling by the kitty . Sign up at
que hago? pues trabajando! llamando a todas las madres que se han registrado en imagen modeling by la …	What am I doing ? Well , I'm working ! Calling all the moms who have registered with imagen modeling by the ...
la_chinis83 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> todas mis mañanas con <user> <user> …	la_chinis83 with repostapp. .. .. <user> all my mornings with <user> <user> ...
liljellybean08 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> . gracias familia!	<user> . Thanks fam !
esperando a tus niñas este sábado en imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos regístrate en …	Waiting for your girls this Saturday at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . New courses sign up at ...
exiting total gracias familia por apoyar ti estacion …	Leaving totally thanks family for your support this season ...
el cambio es increíble before and after imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos regístrate …	The change is amazing before and after picture modeling by the kitty . New courses sign up ...
te gusta el modelaje? imagen modeling by la gatita en sus nuevos cursos. regístrate en …	Do you like modeling ? Image modeling with la gatita in her new courses . Sign up at …
hermosas mis niñas de imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos regístrate en …	Beautiful my girls from Imagen Modeling by the little kitty new courses sign up at ...
para escuela de modelaje regístrate en  imagen modeling by la gatita	To register for modeling school go to Image Modeling by La Gatita .
hoy martes estaremos llamando para darte información de nuestros nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by …	Today Tuesday we'll be calling to give you information about our new courses at Image Modeling by ...
un sábado para compartir con mis niñas en imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en …	A Saturday to share with my girls at Imagen Modeling by the kitty . Register at ...
con mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita	with my girls image modeling by the kitty
nieves clasico <user> good morning familia!.....	Classic snow <user> good morning family ! ...
espero por ti en imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate para llamarte con la información en …	I'm waiting for you at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . Sign up so I can call you with the information ...
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate para información en	Imaging modeling by the kitty . Sign up for details .
cuantos están esperando el long weekend? 4 de julio  y cuantos trabajan …	How many are looking forward to the long weekend? 4th of July and how many are working...
mis hermosas niñas imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate para información en …	my beautiful girls image modeling by the little kitty register for info at ...
<user> with repostapp. mi satisfacción es ver a mis estudiantes contentas con el …	<user> with repostapp. My satisfaction is seeing my students happy with the…
test post from team la gatita - 85	test post from team the kitty - 85
imagen modeling by la gatita registra a tus niñas en  para llamarte personalmente …	Image modeling by the kitty . Register your girls on <app> to get a personal call from me …
por que las niñas, deben verse como niñas... imagen modeling by la gatita registra a tus niñas …	Why must little girls look like little girls... Image Modeling by the little kitty. Register your little girls...
mis alumnas imagen modeling by la gatita.. registralas en	My students image modeling by the kitty .. sign them up at
listas para su sesión fotográfica mis estudiante de imagen modeling by la gatita. si a tus niñas les …	Ready for their photo shoot my image modeling students by the kitty . If your girls want to …
a tus niñas les gusta el modelaje? imagen modeling. by la gatita.  regístralas …	Do your girls like modeling ? imaging modeling . sign them up …
lol funny conoces a alguien así susanlee40	lol funny do you know someone like that? Susanlee40
oh dios! el loco en full  lol <user> happy friday.	Oh my God! The nutcase is going full  lol <user> happy Friday.
<user> amaneció con 2 pies izquierdos hoy...... good morning  ️	<user> Woke up with two left feet today ...... good morning 🌞
se habré 3er horario en imagen modeling by la gatita. si a tus niñas les gusta él modelaje .…	There will be a 3rd shift opening at Image Modeling by Miss Kitty. If your girls enjoy modeling , ...
niñas llenas de confianza... a tus chicas les gusta el modelaje regístralas en imagen modeling by la …	Girls full of confidence ... your girls like modeling , sign them up at Imagen Modeling by La ...
a tus niñas les gusts el mundo del modelaje? registralas en imagen modeling by la …	Do your girls enjoy the world of modeling ? Register them at Imagen Modeling by la ...
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en	Sign up for modeling at the kitty's place .
cuantas pones tú para despertarte??? good night.	How many alarms do you set to wake up ? Good night .
me gane taco gratis dandole following <user> i love it dale like y reclama el tuyo....	I got a free taco by giving <user> a follow , love it ! Give him a like and claim yours .
así? o mas alegres?.... dale que miami es nuestro!...... good morning	Is this more like it? or more cheerful? ... Go for it , Miami is ours! ... Good morning
conéctate 33246 por texto good morning	Text me at 33246, good morning.
good morning! celebrando contigo gracias por hacernos el número 1. este logro es tuyo !…	Good morning! Celebrating with you , thank you for making us number one . This achievement is yours !
hello!!!!! el celular!!!! estoy aquí!... lol	Hello!!!!! The phone!!!! I'm here! ... lol
good morning!!!! premio premios y con energía	Good morning!!!! Prizes and awards with energy!
imagen modeling by la gatita.	Imaging modeling by the kitty.
quieres información de imagen modeling by la gatita solo regístrate en  mañana …	Do you want image modeling info from the little cat ? just sign up tomorrow ...
bienvenidas nuevas alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita. tú decides, que alto quieres …	Welcome new students at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . You decide how high you want to reach …
química y trabajo en equipo! i love my team	Teamwork and chemistry! i love my team
happy monday desde 5:00 am contigo	Happy Monday since 5:00 am with you.
que aprendiste hoy en tus clases de modelaje? en imagen modeling by la gatita un sábado muy …	What did you learn today in your modeling classes ? In image modeling by the little cat a Saturday very ...
una de las clases que ofrece imagen modeling by la gatita etiqueta!...	One of the classes offered is image modeling by the kitty label!...
búscalo spice omelette de dunkin donuts...	Look for the spice omelette at dunkin donuts...
humpday!!! de verde.. good morning familia ya falta menos para el weekend...	Humpday!!! In green .. good morning family we're one step closer to the weekend ...
viernes!!!!! gracias a dios... good morning familia	Friday!!!! Thank God... Good morning family
la hermosa vela nos visita en imagen modeling by la gatita.	The beautiful candle visits us in person modeling by the kitty.
quitando la timidez y creando niñas seguras de si mismas... imagen modeling by la gatita una de mis …	Breaking out of shyness and creating confident little girls ... image modeling by the kitten one of my ...
<user> happy bday voy ahora	<user> happy bday i'm leaving now
meghan trainor - all about that bass mi favorita..	Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass is my favorite .
me encanta belvita <user> perfecto para tu desayuno tu morning win...	I love Belvita <user> perfect for your breakfast your morning win...
seguimos trabajando! ahora en la presentación oficial de las alumnas de imagen modeling by la gatita ,…	We're still working! Now on the official presentation of the Image Modeling students by La Gatita , ...
aqui estoy en el open house recibiendo a mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita registrate en …	Here I am at the open house welcoming my girls from Imagen Modeling, sign up at ...
mi nuevo carro de <user> si necesitas un carro bueno, bonito, y barato tienes que ir a off lease …	My new car from <user> . If you need a good , nice , and affordable car , you have to go to off lease ...
ponte en forma con la gatita este domingo en westland mall	Get fit with the kitty this Sunday at Westland Mall
gana este sweetheart bouquet con los temas de pareja	win this sweetheart bouquet with the themes of couple
happy bday!!!!!!!! muchos años de salud... union y comprension....	Happy bday!!!!!!!! Lots of years of health... unity and understanding...
back to school at westland mall 2014 (ver las fotos aqui)	back to school at westland mall 2014 (check out the photos aquí)
nada mejor que llegar a casa!!!... thanks god.	Nothing better than getting home!!!... thank god.
“fanstastic ” una aplicacion que te permite obtener autografos de las celebrities	"""fantastic"" an application that allows you to get autographs from celebrities"
la gatita deals on wheels	the kitty's deals on wheels
late post... esto fue el jueves en the bank. concierto alexis y fido.	Late post ... this was on Thursday at the bank . Concert Alexis y Fido .
ponte en forma bayside marketplace	get in shape at bayside marketplace
camote, batata o sweet potato con leche	Sweet potato with milk
domingo vamos a reunir en los headquarters de team la gatita. a2z promotions & events 7250 nw 8th street en miami, fl 33126 de 9am a 11am	Sunday we will gather at the headquarters of the team la gatita . a2z promotions & events 7250 nw 8th street in Miami , FL 33126 from 9am -11am .
se congela tu smartphone, esta app puede ayudarte	If your smartphone freezes , this app can help you .
mi segundo repost!! arriba west palm gracias familia por el cariño <user>	My second re-post!! Shoutout to West Palm , thank you family for the love <user>
este fin de semana de memorial day con mis oyentes en virginia beach key biscayne …	This Memorial Day weekend with my listeners in Virginia Beach Key Biscayne ...
la gatita beack party este lunes	The kitty beach party this Monday
off lease only “la gatita deals of the week ”	"""Off lease only the weekly kitten deals"""
tu spring break esta <user>	Your spring break is <user> .
para genesis aveda happy bday.. bendiciones... hermosa! mercyzelaya <user>	To Genesis, happy birthday . May you be blessed abundantly ! Beautiful ! <user>
la gatita pranks her own mother	The little kitten plays pranks on her own mother
my new sounds: parodia yo bebere  on	my new sounds: parody i will drink
quienes van igual que yo?? lol nomadic40 susanlee40 by ugglytruth	who's going the same way as me ?? lol nomadic40 susanlee40 by ugglytruth
thanks god, tengo la bendicion mas grande mi familia... feliz weekend.	Thank God , I have the biggest blessing of all my family ... happy weekend .
the 50 hottest female radio personalities: la gatita	the 50 hottest female radio personalities: the little kitty
<user> thank god que no me invito a mi	<user> thank god he/she didn't invite me
father's day con el primisss	Father's Day with the cousin(s)
nadie mejor que my baby boy  <user>	There's no one better than my baby boy <user>
wow no vuelvo a hablar de the conjouring denuevo pq me cago	wow i'm not talking about the conjouring again because i shit myself
happy birthday a la mejor amiga del mundo!! haz sido mi todo desde octavo y se que nuestra amistad sigue pa lejos	Happy birthday to the best friend in the whole world ! You've been my everything since 8th grade and I know our friendship goes on forever .
i relate tanto con los personajes de effy y cassie que es increible	I relate so much to the characters Effy and Cassie it's unbelievable.
te amo hasta el infinito my love  <user>	I love you to the moon and back my <user>
<user> de mi, of course	<user> from me , of course
<user> <user> aggh que mierda i really liked my eyelashes	<user> <user> aggh what the hell i really liked my eyelashes
fully enamorada de mis eyelash extensions	I'm totally in love with my eyelash extensions
<user> i wanna get good seats, yo te cuelo	<user> I want to get good seats, I'll sneak you in
yo pudiese escuchar el theme song de skins y nunca me cansaría	I could listen to the Skins theme song on repeat forever and never get tired of it.
si te pones maquillaje todos los días y como quiera tienes la piel perfecta, bless you	If you wear makeup every day and still have flawless skin , blessed you are .
happy mothers day a esta vieja cuarentona  <user>	Happy Mother's Day to this old hag <user>
<user> estaban aguadas  they were shitty	<user> they were shitty.
<user> nena acabo de llegar a casa let me shower stfu	<user> just got home honey let me take a shower hush now
todo el mundo defendiendolo pero nadie se atreve llamar a la policia? who knows what might happen	Is everyone defending him but no one dares call the police? Who knows what might happen.
happy sibling day! te amo  <user>	Happy sibling day! I love you, <user>.
voy a sephora a comprarme 1 necessary item y salgo como con 4	I go to Sephora to buy one necessary item and end up with four.
<user> no sé, no tenia ese gut feeling telling me it was right	<user> I don't know , it didn't feel right in my gut .
mañana me compro el kylie lip kit si o siiii	I'm definitely buying the Kylie lip kit tomorrow.
cuando es april fools y realmente chocaste pero no te creen..	When it's April Fools and you really did crash but no one believes you...
nadie quiere estos, todas queremos los original 3 kylie lip kits	No one wants these , everyone wants the original three Kylie Lip Kits .
you go pupu!! jajajaja dile ahiiii	You go poopoo!! hahahaha tell it there ahiii.
loca por tener todos los kylie lip kits	dying to have all the Kylie lip kits
que salga el season nuevo de prison break ya!	Let the new season of Prison Break come out already!
donde puedo conseguir un fake id?	Where can I get a fake ID?
extraño esos dias que hacía los easter egg hunts	I miss those days when we did the Easter egg hunts.
<user> true that, ni lo pense	<user> That's so true, I didn't even think about it.
<user> okk lo unico q necesito es la oficina de admisiones so its okay	<user> okk the only thing i need is the admissions office so it's okay
spring break o aburrimiento total?	Spring break or total boredom ?
ni loca yo voy a extrañar estar en high school	Not in my wildest dreams will I miss being in high school
<user> next week, esta semana me voy de viaje	<user> next week, I'm going away this week
so done con esta semana y no es ni lunes	I am so done with this week and it's not even Monday yet.
aquellas que se hacen winged eyeliner todos los dias son mis idolas	Those who put on winged eyeliner every day are my idols.
me dan pena aquellas personas que toman coca-cola y comen junk food	I feel embarrassed for those people who drink Coca-Cola and eat junk food.
fast fwd a verano plis	fast fwd to summer please
ese anuncio de domestic violence	that domestic violence commercial
necesito un girls dayy	I need a girls day out
cual es el big deal con febrero 15???	What's the big deal with February 15th???
necesito ir a la playa so badly	I really need to go to the beach
no paro de ver prison break	I can't stop watching Prison Break.
porque no hay plus sized male models?	Why aren't there any plus-sized male models?
"""<user> yo estaba dress shopping para la graduacion y me dice """"cual? pareces de 8vo"""""""	"""<user> I was dress shopping for graduation and she tells me 'which one? It looks like 8th grade'"""
national hug day y nadie piensa en abrazarme	National Hug Day and no one thinks about hugging me.
spring break se fue como caprisun.	Spring break went by like a caprisun.
las viejas me complementan a cada rato, me voy a meter a gold digger y ya.	The old ladies keep complementing me , I'm turning into a gold digger real quick .
summer reading? buen chiste.	Summer reading? Good one.
quien se apunta para ver the purge a las 4?	who's up for watching the purge at 4 pm?
<user>: al menos murió luchando.  die like a warrior	<user>: at least he died fighting.  die like a warrior
cuando tu crush te da rt	when your crush gives you a retweet
cuando no estoy creativo solo me pongo a dar rt y favorites.	When I'm not feeling creative I just put on my headphones and hit 'play' and give some songs 'RT' and 'favorites'.
<user>: da fuq its summer why is it not hot? no estas en puerto rico verdad?	<user>: da fuq its summer why isn't it hot? you're not in puerto rico are you ?
<user>: no estoy acostumbrado a mi mama tener relationship problems. too used to her being single i guess. x2	<user>: I'm not used to my mom having relationship issues . Guess I'm too accustomed to her being single . x2
rt si nunca te dan rt	RT if they never give you RT
este juego podria estar 15-1, but you playing.	This game could be 15-1, but with you playing .
con el add en high.	with the A/C on high.
despues de comer beef jerky.	after eating beef jerky.
otro temblor? que bueno que tenia mi power balance.	Another earthquake ? Luckily I had my power balance on .
wilson? tom hanks probablemente le hizo sweet love a esa bola.	Wilson? Tom Hanks probably made sweet love to that ball.
<user> soy hombre and i've been there	<user> I'm a guy and I've been there.
clases en escuela superior? good times	High school classes? Good times.
<user> i want thatt, para enmarcarla	<user> I want that one , to frame it .
"""tareas para cada clase? """"we are seniors, we can do dis"""" <user>"""	"""Homework for every class? ''We are seniors , we can do this '' <user>"""
<user>: necesito un nap laik now x2	<user>: I need a nap like now times two!
mi escuelita, tiene un force field. no hay temblor que valga.	My little school has a force field . No earthquake can touch it .
leyendo survival stories ahora. tremendo show.	Reading survival stories now . Tremendous show .
how to lose 20lbs suelta el hamburger.	How to lose 20 pounds: let go of the hamburger.
cann't wait a mi primer sábado libre	Can't wait for my first free Saturday.
dormí 12 horas, is this real life?	I slept 12 hours, is this for real?
<user> pichaste hoy, your badddd. trabajo miércoles 10-7	<user> did you work today , you're so money . Working Wednesday 10 - 7 .
"""donde tú trabajas? """"en una tienda de surfing"""" """"se nota, te pega ese look"""" claro como yo surfeo tanto"""	"""Where do you work?"" ""At a surfing shop."" ""It shows, you've got that surf look."" ""Oh yeah, I surf a lot, for sure."""
terminé los últimos dos ensayos del semestre, me falta entregarlos y ya  summer is just around the cornerrrr	I finished the last two essays of the semester , just have to hand them in and summer is literally around the corner !
"""<user> existe la opción de """"tap to spin again"""""""	"<user> is there an option to ""tap to spin again"" ?"
<user> neneee, por lo menos ponte sun block jeje	<user> Honey, put some sunscreen on at least ,haha
<user> jajaja nena hello, do n´t say that	<user> haha honey hello, don't say that
once again, nati y mariela trabajando juntas	Once again, Nati and Mariela working together.
quiero un movie night	I want a movie night.
<user> <user> anda pal loca me cagué y to, mi cookie está safe and sound	<user> <user> come on let's go , I shit you not , my cookie's good and safe .
hoy maya cumple 19  happy birthday mayonesa, espero que la pases super duper en tu examen de cont …	Today Maya turns 19. Happy birthday Mayonnaise, I hope you have a super duper day and kill it on your accountancy exam!
jajaja en mis stories sale mi voz atrás super annoying	hahaha my voice is in the background on my stories super annoying
me acabo de dar cuenta que mi crush de décimo todavía es mi crush y ahora está más bueno todavía	I just realized my crush from 10th grade is still my crush and he's even hotter now .
quiero valet parking en la uni humilde	I want valet parking at the humble university
está lloviendo y relampagueando y esther y yo de camino a pets smart a comprar un pez	It's raining and thunderings and Esther and I are on our way to Pets Smart to buy a fish
no me fui over jajaja yo no me voy over	I didn't go 'over' haha I'm not leaving 'over'
hay 4 personas ignorándome so me voy a dormir bye	There are 4 people ignoring me so I'm going to sleep bye
<user> <user> jajajajajaa pendeja no le creas, thats bullshit	<user> <user> hahahaha don't believe her , that's bullshit .
me comería un bowl entero de spicy crab ahora mismo	I'd eat an entire bowl of spicy crab right now.
<user> yes plisssss, me dices cuando	<user> yes plisssss, let me know when you're free / have time
mira ya superen los turn off y los turn on gosh	Look, just get over the turn offs and turn ons already , gosh!
el frosty de nutella  pero too late	the Nutella frosty  but too late
<user> <user> i knowww pero hablé con bulita y se pueden pedir más si llegan a 65 órdenes	<user> <user> i knowww but i talked to bulita and we can order more if we get up to 65 orders
no strings attached como chiringa	no commitment like a kite
so le empecé a contar algo a mami normal y ella se empezó a reir out of nowhere, me fui, y todavía la escucho riéndose wtf ella está meá	So I started telling mom something normally and she randomly started laughing out loud , I walked away and I can still hear her laughing wtf she's weird .
<user> jajajaja fuiste la última que viste mi story soooo inspiré tu tuit	<user> hahaha you were the last one to see my story soooo you inspired that tweet
<user> una hambre, oh god	<user> I'm so hungry, oh my God.
my mainnnnnnn  @ placita de santurce	my mainnnnnnn @ Santurce's little plaza
voy a explotar mi story con fotos de mis sobrinos, sorry	I'm about to blow up my story with pictures of my nephews , sorry .
<user> no no confía, you don't know me	<user> no no trust , you don't know me
i'm so funny de verdad	I'm so funny for real
me encanta ir a sitios y que me atienda una blue lady	I love going out and being served by a blue lady.
<user> yes gurl, en qué trabajas?	<user> yes gurl, what do you work as?
vean ask me anything en netflix	Watch 'Ask me Anything' on Netflix!
un text random de mi prima diciendo que me ama siempre me hace el día	A random text from my cousin saying she loves me always makes my day.
hace un año fue el mother and daughter	It was the mother and daughter one year ago.
este nap estuvo de show	This nap was lit af
pero que bella, thank you adri	but she's so beautiful , thank you adri
<user> mañana es el due date pa darte de baja?	<user> Is tomorrow the deadline to give you the money?
<user> <user> me tienen que hacer un report cuando acaben, con el plot, los characters, climax, entre otras!!	<user> <user> they must make a report when they're done , with the plot , characters , climax , among others !
“<user>: <user> tipo sabio ” not really	“<user>: <user> wise guy ” not really
“<user>: the interview es buena? ” noooo	<user>: Is the interview good? Noooo.
en lo que va de spring break he estudiado más que cuando tengo clases	In the time that is spring break , I've studied more than when I have classes .
que rico es levantarte y estar home alone	How nice is it to wake up and be home alone.
tengo un woman crush y está bien buena	I have a woman crush and she's freaking hot.
extraño verano cuando mi rutina era ver orange is the new black hasta que tommy nos buscara para ir a la playa	I miss those summer days when my routine was watching Orange is the New Black until Tommy would come get us to go to the beach.
“<user>: <user> picheale todavia estas en tu bday week ” ojalaiiii	“<user>: <user> you're still on your birthday week ” I hope sooo!
panty panty panty pa pa panty	Skirt skirt skirt! Skirt!
para todo mal el mar, para todo bien también ️ @ ocean park beach	for every bad thing the ocean , for every good thing too ️ @ ocean park beach
<user> muchas gracias thaliaaa, i miss you too nena, tienes que llegar yaaa!!	<user> thank you so much thaliaaa, i miss you too , girl , you need to get here already !!
“<user>: <user> felicidades natiiiii! pasala cabron hoy ” thank you babyyyy	“<user>: <user> Congratulations natiiiii! Have a great time today my friend!” thank you babyyyy
“<user>: <user> happy bday nati! espero que la pases super bien  ” gracias veroooo	“<user>: <user> happy bday nati! have a great one ! ” thank you veroooo
<user> thank you babyyy, claro que nos vemos	<user> thank you babyyy, of course we'll hang out
“<user>:“ <user>: hay pal de spots por la isla que me gustarian ir. ” vamos de roadtrip el sabado verdad? ” sí	"<user>: ""There are lots of spots on the island I'd like to hit . We're definitely going on a road trip Saturday , right ?"" Yes ."
<user> le diste a los suggestions de encima del keyboard, tupido	<user> Did you hit the keyboard's suggestions , dummy ?
ñeta hice eye contact con la profesora y me mandó a hablar	I made eye contact with the professor and she gestured for me to come and talk .
whatever no me importa el examennn me quiero irrr omg	Whatever I don't care about the exam , I wanna go ooohh my god !
hoy es national selfie day. a day made for me.	Today is National Selfie Day. A day made for me.
acabo de sobrevivir 20 minutos stocked en un elevator.	I just survived 20 minutes stuck in an elevator.
"""dijiste 7 como que """"en ese voice note paola. tienes que parar"""""""	"You said 7 like ""in that voice note Paola . You have to stop"""
la historia del group message a diario	The daily group message story
vine a mi training de intern y aquí hay una en nikes.... el chiste se cuenta solo	I came to my intern training and there's one in Nikes ... the joke tells itself .
y abrió h&m en mall of sj. eso es lo que importa. las filas estaban larguisimas. nadie se preocupó por la isla.	And H&M opened in the mall of SJ . That's what matters . The lines were super long . No one cared about the island .
<user> pero creo que lo borre not sure jajajaja	<user> but I think I deleted it not sure lol
<user> ahhh es que yo no veo got  pero megan es mi girl cruush jajajaj	<user> ahhh i don't watch got but megan is my girl cruush haha
y recalco la palabra niño porque la realidad es que el que quiere contigo se deja de pendejases y te habla. and that my ladies, is a man.	and I emphasize the word kid because the truth is , the one who really wants to be with you stops being an idiot and talks to you . And that my ladies , is a man .
ir al prom is not all that is made up to be. nunca fue la mejor noche de mi vida. tanto hype for nothing.	Going to the prom isn't all it's made up to be . It wasn't the best night of my life .  So much hype for nothing .
<user> yo me levanté a las 12  makes sense que este active	<user> I woke up at 12 so of course I'm active now.
para hacer todo lo que quiero necesito un full time job	to do all the things i want i need a full-time job
<user> termina clases ya y vamonos de make up shopping thanks	<user> classes are over already let's go make up shopping thanks
<user> no trates at all. los sitcoms americanos son muy mierda.	<user> don't even try . American sitcoms are so shitty .
<user> yo no mano  i need my bed	<user> I need my bed, bro.
si lo pienso mucho, me molesto all over again	If I think about it too much , I get upset all over again .
antes de darle share a algo en facebook, por favor chequea que sea un valid source. gracias.	Before you share something on Facebook , please check that it's a valid source . Thanks .
<user> ve mañana for the last time	<user> go tomorrow for the last time
sigo recalcando que life of pablo es una obra maestra	I still maintain that Life of Pablo is a masterpiece.
<user> <user> <user> fue un team effort	<user> <user> <user> it was a team effort
si le da like a sus fotos: gate	If you give her photos a like : gate
a la verdad que el verano despues de freshmen year yo estaba obesa	Truth be told , after freshmen year summer I was obese .
volveria a freshman year tan cabron. omg best year.	I would go back to freshman year in a heartbeat . omg best year ever .
lorraine fue a los office hours de su profesor estaba durmiendo en su oficina. goaaaaaaals. algo que yo haría si fuera profesora	Lorraine went to her professor's office hours . She was sleeping in his office . Goaaaaaaals . Something I would do if I were a professor .
acabo de comprar tres pares de zapatos online. online shopping is a real addiction.	I just bought three pairs of shoes online. Online shopping is a real addiction, no cap.
recomendación de vida: oigan real friends de kanye west y reflexionen sobre las personas que lo rodean.	Life recommendation: listen to Real Friends by Kanye West and reflect on the people around you.
no supero the life of pablo. que album más cabrón.	I can't get over The Life of Pablo . That album is badass .
hace una semana estaba tirada en una playa y ahora estoy en clase stressing the fuck out.	I was lying on a beach a week ago and now I'm in class freaking out .
creo que lo que i'm most looking forward too is sleeping during spring break	I think what I'm most looking forward to is sleeping during reading semana Santa .
when you're so deep in memorial que no sabes ni como salir <user>	when you're so deep in memorial you don't even know how to get out <user>
soy una papa. no he querido hacer nada de la uni en todo el wiken.	I am a potato. I haven't wanted to do anything uni related all weekend.
ok me he ido en como 10 twitter rants en el dia de hoy	I've gone on like 10 twitter rants today.
piensenlo... legit hay gente que supports donald trump	Think about it ... there are people who seriously support Donald Trump.
yo necesito ser jlo  she's perf	I need to be JLo. She's perfect.
llevo 20 mins tratando de leer una pagina. i give up.	I've been trying to read one page for twenty minutes . Give up !
<user> pa que le pague las deudas y que he invest 1 billion on kanye west ideas	<user> so that he can pay off his debts and i've invested 1 billion on kanye west's ideas
<user> deja que venga national marquette day	<user> let national marquette day come
<user> hiii its late pero te amo mucho  ️	<user> hiii it's late but I love you so much
que bueno que voy a la uni a ponerme sweaters. así cubro la gordura de navidad.	Glad I'm going to uni to wear sweaters . That way I can hide the Christmas fat .
<user> vamos a darle skip a winter en wisconsin	<user> let's skip winter in wisconsin
regalito de mi novio straight from dubai	Gift from my boyfriend straight from Dubai
tu color de uñas me recuerda al empaque de space gang. esta como intergalactico - paco	Paco said that your nail colour reminds him of the Space Gang packaging . It's kinda interstellar .
lo unico que puedo decir de este semestre es que despues de mi clase de comparative politics, creo en las dictaduras.	The only thing I can say about this semester is that after my comparative politics class , I believe in dictatorships .
el group message con mis amigas es un peligro. estas mujeres no me dejan estudiar. me rio demasiado.	The group message with my friends is dangerous. These women don't let me study. I laugh too hard.
<user> chekea el tweet que puso que le dio quote tweet al mio	<user> check out the tweet he quoted mine with
yo tengo muffin top? - paco	Do I have a muffin top? - Paco
jajajaja lol lol mañana va nevarr	hahaha lol lol it's gonna snow tomorrow
"""la frase """"what's good?"""" me da tanta risaaaaaaaa"""	"The phrase ""what's good?"" cracks me up so much!"
yo: me he estado levantando temprano esta semana. gigi: paola, it's only been two days	yo: I've been waking up early this week . gigi: Paola , it's only been two days .
all of a sudden estoy adicta a ir al gym like whaaaaaat	All of a sudden I'm addicted to going to the gym like whaaaaaat
<user> bitch, i go to school in wisconsin. waiiiiit for it, deja que empieze el invierno :-)	<user> bitch , I go to school in Wisconsin . Just wait for winter to start :-)
how to get away with murder está cabrón	"""How to Get Away with Murder is badass"""
jajajajajajajajaj en esta clase todo el mundo esta online shopping	hahahahaha in this class everyone's doing some online shopping
un buen año a mi y a mis mejores amigas se nos ocurrió de vestirnos de britoleras para twin day. ¿que carajos estabamos pensando?	One year me and my best friends had the bright idea to dress up as Brittoleras for Twin Day . What the heck were we thinking ?
idea más estupida que he oido en pal de tiempo: cortarle los funds a planned parenthood.	The stupidest idea I've heard in a long time: cutting funds to Planned Parenthood.
que carajos porque la gente camina a todos sitios? im not about to walk my ass 7 blocks	What the heck , why does everyone walk everywhere ? I'm not about to walk my ass seven freaking blocks .
me encojona cuando la gente no acepta que hace frio. bitch, this is milwaukee.	It annoys me when people refuse to accept that it's cold . Bitch , this is Milwaukee .
porque cuando vengo a clase oigo a la gente hablando y me deprimo. they have their shit together. i don't.	Because when I come to class , I hear people talking and it makes me feel depressed . They have their stuff together , I don't .
only because i'm the luckiest girl in the world. i love you boyfriend, best friend and partner for life  ️  ️  ️ te amo	Only because I'm the luckiest girl in the world . I love you boyfriend , soulmate and life partner ️ ️ ️ ay te quiero mucho .
este tipo no tiene remedio. no entiendo cual es la necesidad. he's just a genuinely bad person.	This guy is beyond help . I don't get what his problem is . He's just a genuinely bad person .
miren en verdad yo solo uso twitter para reirme de las cosas q ustedes escriben, darle screenshot y enviarlo en group messages de mis amigos	Look , I really only use Twitter to laugh at the things you guys write , take screenshots and send them in my friends' group messages .
soy fiel creyente de que marshalls debería tener un online store	I'm a firm believer that Marshalls should have an online store.
<user> son un chorro de rednecks locos, fanaticos de la religion, closed minded. lo mas seguro ella tambien era una redneck	<user> They're a bunch of crazy rednecks , religious fanatics , close-minded people . She was probably a redneck too .
<user> ven visitame! im lonely	<user> Come visit me! I'm lonely.
no more tequila tuesday for me	no more shots of tequila for me on Tuesdays
plus side de empezar las clases... no tengo que hacerme desayuno	On the plus side of starting classes ... I don't have to make breakfast .
<user> de quien pendeja? i was just with you?	<user> whose dumb bitch ? i was just with you ?
<user>: <user> me tooooo!!  -2 meses :'( llevo 5 meses sin verte!!! que puñeta?!	<user>: <user> me tooooo!! - 2 months :'( i've seen you in 5 months !!! what the fuck?!
usar o no usar el neck brace...	to wear or not to wear the neck brace ...
ayer estaba 58 ° hoy a 76 °... laundry bill sigue subiendo	Yesterday it was 58° and today it's 76° ... the laundry bill keeps going up!
<user> ella es mi girl crushhh!	<user> She's my girl crushhh!
ya entiendo porque la gente mezcla todo con energy drinks	I now understand why people mix everything with energy drinks
dos sweaters, medias, botas, mahones, scarf y todavia tengo frio...	two sweaters , socks , boots , jeans , scarf and I'm still cold ...
<user> es un buffet de chuck bass basicamente y mas si te vas a wall street	<user> It's basically a Chuck Bass buffet , and even more so if you head to Wall Street .
"<user>: <user> y yoo """" pleaseee skype with me:'( i haven't seen you since prom"""	"<user>: <user> and I ""pleaseee come online on Skype! I haven't seen you since the prom."""
voy a tomar audio de mi clase de math para esas noches que tengo insomnio, escucho la clase y boom deep sleep	I'm gonna take audio recordings of my math class for those insomnia nights , I listen to the lectures and boom deep sleep
si todas mis noches son como la de ayer... i ain't leaving	If all my nights are like the one from yesterday... I'm not going to leave
hoy se mudan mis roommates... despingue de familia en el suit	Today my roommates are moving out ... goodbye family in the suite .
hoy me toca el ice bath...	Today I have to do the ice bath ...
"""pongo musica y lo primera cancion que sale es """"stay"""" :'( fuckeerrrssss"""	"""I put music on and the first song that comes up is 'stay' :'( fuckersssss"""
<user>: <user> respect  nuestros fisicos son mierdas arlado de esto.. puñetaaa i'm dying	<user>: <user> respect our bodies are shit compared to these .. puñetaaa i'm dying
highway todo es highway	It's all highways.
creo que me exajere con tanta ropa... its just a hunch	I think I overdid it with so much clothing... just a hunch
me sigo moldiendo los cachetes.... fatness level summer	I still keep pinching my cheeks . Fatness level : summer
no se que es peor despedidas en persona que me dan ganas de llorar o morning text despidiendose y lloro porque me pongo ñoñi muy temprano	I don't know what's worse , in-person farewells that make me want to cry or morning text messages saying goodbye and I cry because I get all mushy too early .
<user>: when she's moody, grab her booty te rompo la mano full...	<user>: when she's moody , grab her ass and I'll break your hand hard ...
new momma... la mia esta ahi:))	New momma ... La mía está ahí :))
<user> vi el text y llore:'( don't gooooo	<user> i saw the text and cried:'( don't gooooo
<user> me rendi voy a dejar que mama lo haga... too much clothes	<user> I gave up , I'm gonna let mom do it ... too many clothes
maletas nuevas... fancy shit	New suitcases ... fancy stuff
unico downside de ir en road trips es que se te duermen las nalgas	The only downside of going on road trips is that your butt goes numb.
<user> jajajajajes una rar jajaja jodiendo that's her job hun! me pregunto que te preguntara ¿como te fue?... estas viva?	"<user> haha that's a rare one haha joking around is her job honey! i wonder what she'll ask you ""how was your day?""  are you alive?"
<user> con el coconut hair do!! jajajaja	<user> with the coconut hair do!! haha
<user> cleaning party.. ven y ayudame a recoger:)	<user> cleaning party.. come and help me pick up:)
one man show.... me muero:')	one man show ... I'm dying:')
<user> no me va pasar eso she is well trained... y sorry my friend your dog is a dochbag jajaj	<user> that's not gonna happen to me , she's well trained ... and sorry my friend your dog is a dickhead jajaj
"""text de mama: """"hoy vengo con cajas a casa... you ready?"""" shit just got real"""	"""Mom's text: 'I'm coming home with suitcases tonight... Are you ready?' Oh shit, it's happening."""
"""acordandome de ayer... apperantly """"we love the deck"""" <user> jaajaj"""	"Remembering yesterday ... apparently ""we love the deck"" <user> jaajaj"
no quiero empezar el packing my shit process...	I don't want to start the process of packing my stuff...
screams, grunting, bruzing, scratches... hoy jugando manoplaso	Screams , grunting , bruising , scratches ... today playing slapjack .
ya pareces de otra raza summer goal completed!	You look like a different race now! Summer goal completed!
<user> aladdin... hole new world i changed the context of your tweet jajajaja soy charra	<user> aladdin... whole new world i changed the context of your tweet jajajaja i'm a charra
me va dar skin cancer so sigo asi	It's gonna give me skin cancer so I just keep it like this.
failing to prepare is preparing to fail lo que me manda mi coach...	"""Failing to prepare is preparing to fail"" is what my coach says ."
<user>: <user> noooooo te vas a quedar aqui y punto ️ we've talked about this hun jajajaja	<user>: <user> noooooo you're not staying here , that's final 🧐 we've discussed this love , hahaha
i didn't think this one through... comprar cosas = rehacer las maletas	i didn't think this one through... buying stuff = repacking the suitcases
esta cama.. i'm in love	this bed.. I'm in love
"""priorities level mami: """"te compre munchies para el viaje"""""""	"""priorities level mami: """"I bought you munchies for the ride"""""""
estar 2/3 hermanas no la hace... it doesn't feel the same	Having 2/3 sisters doesn't feel the same.
<user> jajajajjaja yo no duermo desde que me dieron los antibioticos. i'm starting to consider it may or may not contain cocaine	<user> hahahaha I haven't slept since they gave me the antibiotics . I'm starting to think it may or may not contain cocaine
tu higado esta jodio i get it already....	Your liver is fucked up , I get it already ...
<user> desde ahora nigga your birthday is next week... a bit too early jajajaj	<user> from now nigga your birthday is next week ... a bit too early haha haha
mejor juego de la fifa by far	Best FIFA game by far.
ayer fue blast from the past.. gente random que no veia hace años	Yesterday was a blast from the past .. random people I hadn't seen in years .
"""el: """"whyyyyyy did i just"""" me va seguir toda la semana"""	"""He's gonna stalk me all week: \""whyyyyyy did I just\"""""
<user> jajajajaa already do boo... ughh te extraño no te veo hace un mes!	<user> hahahaha already do boo ... ughh I miss you I haven't seen you in a month !
la tipa seguia sacando sangre como si fuese de gratis... nigga you aware i need that	The girl kept taking blood out like it was free... nigga are you aware I need that.
<user> es tan annoying! i almost died en maryland porque ellos pasan en grupo sin cojones	<user> is so annoying! i nearly died in maryland because they jaywalk like there's no tomorrow .
la agua fria esta saliendo caliente... ladies and gentlemen we have reached hell	The cold water is coming out hot... ladies and gentlemen we have reached hell.
"""all in or nothing """"just do it""""... nike y addidas se lo tuyo;)"""	"""All in or nothing 'just do it'... Nike and Adidas are yours ;)"""
gana si que gana porque ellos si tienen ganas charreria brought to you by mi hermana	It really wins because they do have the will charreria brought to you by my sister
ya tengo mi schedule... mixed feelings con esta realidad	I already have my schedule... mixed feelings about this reality .
<user> te taguiaste a ti misma jajaja remember loser buys drinks for the night	<user> You tagged yourself lol remember loser buys drinks for the night
quiero ir camping... ¿alguien quiere ser mi camping buddy?	I want to go camping ... does anyone want to be my camping buddy?
"""<user>: if you don't care for me, i don't care for you... punto y se acabo """"palabras de la wise <user>"""" yo te amo yolita!"""	“<user>: if you don't give a damn about me , I don't give a damn about you ... end of discussion . Wise words from <user> . I love you , Yolita !”
todavia tengo arena en los oidos... how is this possible?	I still have sand in my ears . How is this possible ?
<user> no me gusta cm bailar... its weird jajajaja	<user> I don't like how they dance... it's weird haha
<user> no quiero seguir viendo... breaks my heart	<user> I don't want to keep seeing... it breaks my heart.
el helio se acabo... i'm bored again	The helium has run out... I'm bored again.
<user> <user> jajajaja true de la dona.. ya me recuerdo de la pavera de fotoshotting de pescado:')	<user> <user> haha true about the doughnut . Remember the pavera from the fish photoshoot : ) )
esto de no trabajar full time no la hace :/	This no working full-time ain't doing it :/
llego a la playa puedo respirar piso la entrada de la casa... boom feel like shit	I get to the beach I can breathe I step into the house... boom feel like shit.
finally acabe con los placement exams...	Finally finished with the placement tests ...
<user> jajaja pq tanto asco?... prefiero esto a home alone	<user> haha why so much disgust?... I prefer this to being home alone
bailamos hasta ensima de las butacas.. shit white girls do	We danced up onto the seats . Shit white girls do .
falta lo mas que temo... make up	the most feared part is yet to come ... putting make up on
"""<user>: a female cock block """"is referred to as a"""" clam jam. """"""""jajajaj aah pues bien"""	<user>: a female cock block is referred to as a man-clam party. haha yeah sure thing!
food coma... voy a coger un nap hasta las 8	Food coma... I'm going to nap until 8pm.
<user> <user> y hello estoy todo el verano aqui so más vale que janguiemos antes que me vaya!!!	<user> <user> and hello , I'm here all summer so we'd better hang out before I leave !!!
<user>: alcoholic? no, i prefer the term drinking enthusiast. <user> jajajajaja accurate?	<user>: alcoholic ? no , i prefer the term beveraging connoisseur . <user> jajajajaja on the dot ?
yo no puedo ir a urban outfitters y salir empty handed	I can't go to Urban Outfitters and leave with nothing in hand.
<user> el tipo de office depot no sabia decir el mio and he spelled it wrong like 6 times	<user> the guy from office depot couldn't say my name right and he misspelled it like 6 times
mi tio y su fiance son bellos wow!	My uncle and his fiancé are beautiful wow!
dos camisas, un jacket, scarf, medias, botas y todavia tengo frio	two shirts , a jacket , scarf , tights , boots and I'm still cold .
fine dining en el aereopuerto:)	Fine dining at the airport:)
<user> jaajjaa just guat i needed:') me rei mucho	<user> jaajjaa just what i needed:) i laughed so hard
<user> <user> eso es pocket money de que ustedes hablan jajaja	<user> <user> that's the pocket change you guys are talking about jajaja
<user> jajaja yo voy hacer lo mismo cuando llegue next week todo de mi closet se va...	<user> haha I'm going to do the same when I get there next week all of my closet's stuff is going to...
instructions not included me mato:'(	Instructions not included killed me:(
<user> jajajajja maldad con mucho amor!! jajaja secretly i do hun	<user> hahahaha evilness with lots of love!! haha secretly i do hun
<user> you evil little person!! jajajaj se donde vives so yo tu me comporto	<user> you evil little person !! hahaha I know where you live so watch yourself
<user>: aunque me cuelgue mañana me voy a graduar so fuck this preach!	<user>: even if i hang up , i 'm still graduating tomorrow so fuck this preach !
then again ya me quiero graduar	Then again I just want to graduate already.
"""jugando """"what are the odds?"""" jajjaja <user> <user>"""	"Playing ""what are the odds?"" lol <user> <user>"
"""llevo escuchando """"stay high"""" literal toda la noche"""	"I've been literally listening to ""stay high"" all night long ."
<user> <user> inside joke o no daniella estate speaking day truth:) jajajajaja	<user> <user> inside joke or no Daniella be speaking the truth:) hahahaha
<user>: <user> hola, aparece hiii im alive	<user>: <user> hey, there hiii i'm back from the dead
<user>:“ <user>: quiero estar en un yacht... ” the story of my life  jajaj tengo mentalidad de rica, wallet de pobre	"<user>: ""I want to be on a yacht ... "" the story of my life haha I have a rich mindset , poor wallet ."
new york will be my home for the next 4 years... holy shit no lo creo	New York will be my home for the next four years ... holy shit I can't believe it!
<user> hoy tu me causaste un ataque al corazón! i love you lil bitchh	<user> today you gave me a heart attack ! i love you lil bitchh
<user>: this is me  yo daily jajaja	<user>: this is my everyday life haha
<user>: este weekend que viene  bien readyyy	<user>: this coming weekend is gonna be so lit .
se me habia ido el sueño comí and its backk ughh forever sleepy	"The phrase in English is: ""I had lost my sleepiness ate and its backk ughh forever sleepy."""
mi cuerpo no responde... i cann't move	my body does not respond... I can't move
home alone = in dah nude... me estoy derritiendo	Home alone = in the nude... I'm melting.
este calor esta demasiado... fuck clothing	This heat is way too... fuck clothing.
<user>: really because i want my first daughter to be a boy  no puede ser	"<user>: really because I want my first daughter to be a boy no puede ser translates to:  <user>: ""Really, I want my first daughter to be a boy. It can't be a girl."""
<user>: les invito a que bajen white tile, se van a poner adictivos. te odio lo baje, hoy no duermo jajajaja	<user>: I invite you to download White Tile , you will get addictive . I hate you , I downloaded it , today I won't sleep jajaja
<user> <user> eso me tienta... pero no se i havent done shiiitt jajajaj	<user> <user> that tempts me... but idk i haven't done anything yet haha
<user>: <user> happy bday linda!! pasala cabron!!! que lenda graciass:)	<user>: <user> happy bday gorgeous!! have a blast!!! what a legend thanks:)
<user> jajajajajajaj la tipa es negra so that makes 100% funnier... i love you nigga:')	<user> hahahahahaha the girl is black which makes it 100% funnier ... i love you nigga:' )
la comida ocupa la mitad de la guagua... forever fat	The food takes up half the car... forever fat.
tengo prom date! jajaja	I have a prom date! LOL
<user> jajajajajaj im a sucker for a good pun! jajajaja	<user> jajajajajaj I'm a sucker for a good chiste! jajaja
shhhh paren de hablarme de prom dates....	shhhh stop talking to me about prom dates...
<user> cant believe they got back together... todavia no lo supero	<user> can't believe they got back together... i'm still not over it
asi me tienen con el tema de los prom dates....	That has got me thinking about the prom dates issue...
no hay ni resumenes buenos online... see nobody wants to read this :/	There aren't even any good online , see no one wants to read this :/
<user>: <user> nena cállate y ámame definition of tough love jajajaja i love you nigga alwayss	<user>: <user> shut up and love me definition of tough love jajaja i freaking love you nigga always
<user> esa era yo ayer... i quit pq literal no me salia mas nahh! pero dalee sigue ahii	<user> that was me yesterday ... i quit because i literally couldn't get anything right ! but you keep going .
take all of me.. i just want to be the girl you like estaaa canciooonn :o	Take all of me.. I just want to be the guy/girl you like this song :o
8/10 despues de esto pa la playa to release all this unnecessary stress	8/10 after this we're heading to the beach to release all this unnecessary stress
<user> me dio writers block en la 6...	<user> got stuck at writer's block on the 6th one ...
<user> jajajajaj paola adelanta pq el martes te va dar el sleepless syndrome and youll go nuts	<user> hahahaha Paola's getting ahead cause on Tuesday she'll get the sleepless syndrome and go crazy
breath in, breath out... acabo esto hoy	Breathe in, breathe out... I finish this today.
"""- """"i want ice cream or something cold..."""" + """"comete tu corazon"""" - <user> en estas..."""	"""- ""I want ice cream or something cold..."" "" + ""Eat your heart"" - <user> in these..."""
<user> nop honey estoy contigo en esa... i dont know how to start so im brain dead..	<user> nah darling , I'm with you on that ... I don't know where to begin , I'm brain-dead ...
<user> jajajajaj i know.. cuando no? i love youuuu	<user> jajajajaj I know... cuando no? I love you tooo.
<user> llegas para volver a ir te why you do this yo me shortie? :(	<user> why you come back to leave again you my shortie ? :(
"""+ """"no se cuando es, no se donde es, no se que ponerme..."""" -excusas que me dio gabi para no ser mi prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *"""	"""I don't know when it is, I don't know where it is, I don't know what to wear..."" - excuses Gabi gave me for not being my prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *""."
<user> ya empeze season 2 :d i cant stahp	<user> I've started season 2 :D I can't stahp
odio pelarme... why do you do this to me sun?	I hate shaving my legs... why do you do this to me, sun?
esta maestra necesita ser revivida o algo... why so dull?	This teacher needs to be revived or something... why so boring?
proud of my twin tower <user>.. jaja ahora me motivaste demasiado con lo de college!	Proud of my twin tower <user> .. haha you just really motivated me with this whole college thing !
<user> lo voy a necesitar., no estoy tan grave como estabas pero close enough jajaja.. no se como voy a dormir!	<user> I'm gonna need it . I'm not as bad as you were , but close enough haha . Don't know how I'll sleep !
que es esto? mis padres me acaban de preguntar si quiero faltar mañana!?!! by far the best day ever!	What is this? My parents just asked me if I want to skip school tomorrow!?!! This is the best day ever!
my nigga is 18!!! happy birthday bae!! ya eres legal!!! mañana la vamos a pasar cabron! te amo muchisimo! vamo a bebel!	my nigga is 18!!! happy birthday babe!! you're officially an adult!!! tomorrow we're gonna have so much fun! i love you so much! let's drink!
<user> jajajaj mentirte a ti se me hace dificil... i feel like you know the truth	<user> lol , lying to you is hard ... i feel like you know the truth .
<user> siempre sabe lo mio... she sees right through me -. -	<user> always knows mine . She sees right through me .
<user> te dije que me queria ir de viaje... i was serious jajaja	<user> I told you I wanted to go on a trip ... I was serious jajaja
<user> keep going i love et! jajaja graciass babe:)	<user> keep going i love it! jajaja thank you so much babe:)
<user> jajaja once i start no puedo parar con ese show.. brain wash cabron	<user> jajaja once I start I can't stop with that show .. brain wash motherfucker
<user> como va ir vestido feo? es un suit.. you cant go wrong	<user> How is he gonna be dressed like that ? It's a suit .. you can't go wrong .
"""<user> nena que importa probablemente es bi... who cares! y full le pregunto que me recita lo de """"im chuck bass""""! me meo jajaja"""	"<user> Girl who cares if they're probably bi...! And I'll ask them to recite ""I'm Chuck Bass"" for me! LOL!"
<user> jajajajaja que me importa! criticamos los trabejes juntos jajaja va ser mi beffo gay	<user> hahahahaha who cares ! We'll critique the works together , it'll be my gay beffo .
<user> f u c k y o u!	<user> Go fuck yourself!
<user>: wrinkles  necesito este puppy!:')	<user>: I need this puppy wrinkles :')
<user>:“ <user>: booty had me liek  ” <user> a que te recuerda?? jajajaja no puede ser! me meo!	"<user>: ""booty had me like"" <user> what does that remind you of ?? jajajaja can't be ! peeing my pants !"
muffin y que muffin top... more like the hole cake	"""Muffin and that muffin top... it's more like the whole cake!"""
alguien que me acompañe al gym pls	Can someone please come with me to the gym?
el verano está pasando tan rápido. slow the fuck down	The summer's passing by too quickly . Slow the fuck down .
no vuelvo a coger sol con un one piece swimsuit. esto está puñetero	I will never go catch some sun with a one piece swimsuit on again . It's bloody annoying .
último día comiendo fast food	Last day eating fast food.
"""estar cantando en tu cuarto y que una tipa paseando su perro alfrente de tu casa diga: """"¿qué es ese ruido?""""... excuse you"""	"""to be singing in your room and a chick walking her dog in front of your house says: 'what's that noise?' ... excuse you"""
prom night  mejor no pudo haber quedado	Prom night couldn't have gone better!
feliz día de las madres a la luz de mis ojos  love you mom	Happy Mother's Day to the light of my eyes . Love you mom .
alan es tan brutally honest	Alan is so brutally honest.
no veo la hora de graduarme y acabar high school	Can't wait to graduate and finish high school.
pues nada empezando la semana con un near to death experience	Well , starting the week with a close call !
<user> por leyyy, piano o guitarra jajajaja pero too late for that	<user> by leyyy , guitar or piano jajajaja but too late for that
mis senior pictures dan pena	my senior pictures are embarrassing
<user> siempre a la orden jajajaja it was my pleasure	<user> always at your service hahaha it was my pleasure
no ganarte el black label por un vaso en beerpong dolió	not winning the black label for a beerpong cup hurt
mañana me voy a arrepentir de comer tanto cookie dough crudo	Tomorrow I'm going to regret eating so much raw cookie dough.
bms the movie esta tan messed up	"""The movie is so fucked up"""
ya estamos en febrero. holy fuck	We're already in February. Holy fuck.
necesito un gym partner que se motive a cualquier hora	I need a gym buddy who's up for working out at any time.
mi birthday week va a estar tan y tan cabron	my birthday week is gonna be so lit
el tiempo pasa demasiado rápido, ya mañana empieza mi último semestre de high school	Time passes by too fast , tomorrow starts my last semester of high school .
<user> overtime plus usaste 2 celebrities, pero te la doy, ganaste	<user> you used 2 celebrities , but I'll give it to you , you won .
el cookie dough es lo mejor que hay	Cookie dough is the best thing ever.
quiero que llegue el softball season	I want the softball season to come .
necesito un personal trainer o alguien que me acompañe al gym todos los dias	I need a personal trainer or someone to accompany me to the gym every day.
llego a casa a encontrarme a mami llorando viendo inside out	I get home and find mom crying watching Inside Out.
quiero saber como van a pronunciar ese nombre en miss universe	I want to know how they're going to pronounce that name at Miss Universe.
hoy cumple mi otra hermana, la que me prueba la paciencia diariamente  love you tereee	Today's my other sister's birthday , the one who tests my patience everyday love you tereee .
<user> estoy molesta contigo. quiero rematch en beer pong	<user> I'm mad at you . I want a rematch in beer pong .
hell week me espera	Hell week awaits me
"""<user> <user> yo solo lei """"picture perfect"""" y pense en la foto. callate"""	"""<user> <user> I only read 'picture perfect' and thought of the photo . Shut up"""
yo canto tan lindo que puedo hacer a andrea bocelli ver otra vez it runs in the family	I sing so beautifully that I can make Andrea Bocelli turn back and watch in awe . It runs in the family , you know .
necesito un punching bag ahora mismo	I need a punching bag right now.
<user> en verdad que si jajajajaja hoy es uno de sus good days	<user> it's really true haha today's one of his good days
<user> ahora mismo es el match point de venus	<user> it's Venus' match point right now
lo mejor que hice fue tirarme el morning walk por la playa	The best thing I did was take the morning walk on the beach
mis malas decisiones han terminado better than expected	My bad decisions have ended better than expected.
puesta pa'ver películas all day	put together to watch movies all day
hasta le di follow a una cuenta de daily excercise a ver si de alguna manera me motivo	I even gave a follow to a daily exercise account to see if somehow I can get motivated.
¿ya tienes prom date? jajajajajajaj seeeei	Do you already have a prom date ? hahahaha yeah right
tratando de get over the fact que se ve cabronsísima en la primera foto	Trying to get over the fact that she looks bangin' in the first pic.
sé que si cojo un nap me quedo pegá so better not	I know that if I take a nap I'll be stuck (or glued) so better not .
me dio calambre en una pierna, sabroso, good morning	I got a charley horse in my leg, delicious, good morning
tercera vez que me preguntan si mi sobrino es mi hijo, yes, sure	Third time someone asks me if my nephew is my son, hell yeah, he is!
cuando lo cojan i'm gonna be so genuinely happy	When they catch him I'm gonna be so genuinely happy.
tengo que terminar el squat challenge esta vez, viene, puñeta	I have to finish the squat challenge this time, dammit!
yo me canso demasiau 'rápido de la gente, mano, i need to stop	I get tired too quickly of people, man, I need to stop
mi cama está extra rica hoy, i don't know	My bed is extra cozy today, I don't know.
esto de entregar los trabajos a última hora needs to stop	This habit of submitting assignments at the last minute needs to stop.
¿estás dispuesta a babysit a mi hermana? vas pal speed dial, mamita	Are you willing to babysit my sister ? You're going straight to the speed dial , mama .
por mi madre que to 'el mundo que conozco se enjevó, me cago en to'	For the love of my mother the whole world I know grew old , I shit on all of it !
el único cargador que tengo se me quedó en el trabajo, happy af	The only charger I have I left it at work, happy af.
mano, sí, los sleepovers con los primos era dura, pero ya to's están viejos y enjevaos	"""Mano, yeah, the sleepovers with cousins were tough, but you're all grown and old now ."""
no me conviene at all creerle	It doesn't benefit me at all to believe him/her.
esos videos de my strange addiction me dejaron bruta bruta	those my strange addiction videos left me in shock shock
vi un tweet que le quería dar rt y se me perdió, yey	I saw a tweet I wanted to retweet and it got lost, darn it.
update en mi clumsiness: se me cayó el desayuno tratando de que no se virara el agua	Update on my clumsiness: I spilled my breakfast while trying to stop the water from spilling .
hice un morning workout, pero esa rutina va a durar como 3 días na'más y cuida'o	I did a morning workout , but that routine's only gonna last three days tops and that's being careful .
esta era la única movie de la que no quería saber el ending	This was the only movie I didn't want to know the ending to.
la relación más fucked up, pero se veían hermosos juntos	The most fucked up relationship , but they looked gorgeous together .
the fray y sus canciones perfectas, me cago en to '	The Fray and their freaking perfect songs, fuck all of them!
el cargador está demasiado lejos for my liking	The charger is too far away for my liking
<user> happy birthdayyy, moni, disfruta cc	<user> happy birthdayyy, moni, enjoy to the fullest!
bien cabrón, i get you	damn right , i get you
mi rt, con lo clumsy que soy se lo tiraría encima sin querer	My RT, with how clumsy I am I would accidentally knock it over
casi nunca estoy en plaza, pero cuando vengo hay un tapón cabrón por to'as partes, éxito total	I rarely go to the mall , but whenever I come , there's a huge traffic jam everywhere , total success .
nos pudieron haber da'o el examen full de grammar o una mierda así, carajo	They could have given us the full grammar exam , damn it .
me la explota el endiablamiento que tienen por el show, chill, guys	I couldn't care less about the fuss you guys are making about the show , calm down !
se joda, estudio mañana... o algún día after that	screw it , I'll study tomorrow ... or some day after that .
llegué a dormir once again, aja, y ahora me joderé estudiando hasta las tantas, chulería	I went to sleep again, yeah , and now I'll be studying till god knows when .
a dormir, oh, sí * burbujita's voice *	Time to sleep, oh yes * burbujita's voice *
tengo como 4 risas diferentes, ninguna de ellas es cute tho	I have like 4 different laughs , none of them are cute though .
"""me tienes que decir qué vas a querer para navidad -mami """"money, money, chavos, dinerooooo, no quiero más naaaa"""" -yo"""	"""you have to tell me what you're gonna want for Christmas -mum 'money, money, cash, dinerooooo, I don't want more naaaa' -me"""
cada vez que le dé like a algo voy a dejar el de'o pega'o	Every time I give something a like , I'm going to leave the de'o pega'o .
<user> oh, wait, eran gays, pichaera	<user> oh , wait , they were gay , dickheads .
doy gracias por haber podido matar el mosquito que llevaba jodiendo desde esta mañana, sorry, bro	I'm grateful I finally killed the mosquito that had been bugging me since this morning, sorry, bro.
on second thought, ahora me jodí porque no voy a dormir en toda la noche	on second thought , now I'm fucked because I won't sleep at all tonight .
quién puñeta es ese, the fuck	who the fuck is that
<user> cuida'u que ya mismo le toman screenshot y empiezan el papelón	<user> watch out they'll take a screenshot and the embarrassment will begin
sobra'os que son then	they're so full of themselves
dormí toda la tarde, pero fue como si na ', so tired	I slept all afternoon , but it was like sleeping nothing , still so tired .
le doy quote y borra el tweet, muchas gracias, sabe '	I give them a quote and they delete the tweet , thank you very much , they know [they're] in the wrong .
guys soñé con puppies	Guys, I dreamed about little puppies!
y entonces todos los wannabe's pasarán a hablar de fútbol como si supieran.	And then all the wannabe's will start talking about football like they know shit .
y cuando llegó al lobby, como quiera no abrió :-) so tuvimos que llamar al guardia.	And when she arrived at the lobby , she still didn't open :-) so we had to call the guard .
<user> <user> tas loco. free food wins	<user> <user> you're crazy . free food wins
<user> hahaha literal i feel you! yo paresco un elfo con las orejas gigantes, sin pollina y con el pelo para atrás	<user> hahaha literal I feel you! I look like an elf with huge ears , no bangs , and my hair pulled back .
<user> hice uno inspirado en el tuyo y me quedó bien cabrón. you should check it out	<user> made one inspired by yours and it turned out badass . You should check it out .
ese mini heart attack cuando el celular casi se te cae en la cara.	That mini heart attack when your phone almost falls on your face.
<user> hahahaha ese flequito en mi cara what the fuck is that???	<user> hahahaha that little fringe on my face what the heck is that???
escribí un tweet y luego me di cuenta que a nadie le importa so lo borré. deberías hacer lo mismo:)	I wrote a tweet and then I realized no one cares so I deleted it . You should do the same:)
<user> this shit is psycho af. yo ahí mismo le pongo una orden de restricción	<user> this shit is psycho af. I'd put a restraining order on him right away .
<user> yess. thank you baby!! igual a ti! sé que lo vas a matar	<user> yess . thank you baby !! same to you ! i know you'll slay it
gasté mi break de estudio leyendo lo de ricky roselló. muero. bye.	I spent my study break reading about Ricky Roselló. I'm dying. Goodbye.
si ella con 0 busto puede verse tan perra... i can too	If she with zero bust can look so fine... I can too
<user> mira mi tweet anterior hahaha	<user> check my previous tweet hahaha
emmm lo menos que usan los tiburones para atrapar su presa es la visión. just saying.	Emmm what sharks use the least to catch their prey is vision . Just saying .
he culminado con las mátemáticas for ever	I'm done with math forever
dando likes en vez de retweets pa 'no meterme en problemas	Giving likes instead of retweets so I don't get in trouble
5 shots de tequila, pitorro, bailey's, chichaíto... sangrías, cervezas, mojitos, passoa. o sea cómo no iba a coger una super jumeta	5 shots of tequila , rum , Bailey's , a little chicha ... sangrias , beers , mojitos , passoa . I mean , how couldn't I get a super bad hangover .
salí de química orgánica for eveeeer	I'm done with organic chemistry forever
<user> you have an accent??? acá tienes un flow de gringa cuando hablas hp hahahaha	<user> you have an accent??? here you have a flow of a bloody American when you talk hp hahahaha
<user> <user> es que ustedes iban a estar en la suya con vanessa que llegaba y me iba a sentir out of place :/	<user> <user> it's just you guys would've been in your own world with vanessa and i'd feel out of place :/
<user> <user> tambien western lake por el holiday inn	<user> <user> also western lake by the holiday inn .
<user> literal. yo estoy aquí trying to figure out what the fuck hapened para que exista tanta hostilidad.	<user> literal . i'm here trying to figure out what the fuck happened for there to be so much hostility .
<user> <user> <user> a las 5pm so so	<user> <user> <user> at 5 pm sharp
<user> thanks babe. a fuerza de hielo ando	<user> thanks darling . i'm all icy cold
<user> si? uff perfect. gracias!!	<user> Yeah? Okay , that's perfect . Thank you !!
<user> hahaha te quedó de show	<user> it looks amazing!
en serio. happy bowls anyone??	Seriously . Happy bowls anyone ?
le quedan 20 minutos a esta clase y yo solo puedo pensar en el nap que voy a coger when i'm done.	There are twenty minutes left of this class and I can only think about the nap I'll take when I'm done.
anoche génesis y yo cantamos en la tarima de smoke city	Last night Genesis and I sang on the Smoke City stage
"""esperando el """"april's fools"""" de mi profe con el quizecito que anunció por email"""	Waiting for my teacher's April Fool's Day prank with the little quiz she announced by email.
<user> me too!!! tenemos que hacer algooou	<user> me too !!! we have to do something soon
escribí un tweet concerned y cuando lo lei ahora sonó douchy y medio	I wrote a tweet that came off as concerned , and when I re-read it now it sounds douchey and kinda
lo primero que haré cuando llegue a mayagüez es ir a happy bowls	The first thing I'll do when I get to Mayagüez is go to happy bowls
me dicen que los push ups ayudan a poner las boobies bien sexys. ¿cuán cierto es eso?	They say that push ups help keep the boobies sexy . How true is that ?
shout out a <user> que anda turning it up en <user>	Shout out to <user> who's turning up in <user>!
en happy bowls tienen dos bocinas con músicas distintas cada una. music overload.	They have two speakers each playing different music at happy bowls . Music overload .
cabrones vayan a mi último rt y vean ese thread para arriba entero	You bastards go to my last RT and read that whole thread up .
<user> i know babe. por eso me dio gracia	<user> I know babe . That's why I thought it was funny .
<user> <user> hahahaha literaaal. por eso yo no te molesto a menos que sea completamente necesario hahahaha	<user> <user> hahahaha literal . That's why I don't bother you unless it's absolutely necessary hahahaha
a ver la peleíta with the boyfriend y la familia	Let's watch the little fight with the boyfriend and the family.
<user> enzima? eso es lo que está escrito en-cima de mi tumba? pq este examen me acaba de clavar... * she said while crying over her test *	<user> enzyme? Is that what's written above my grave? Because this test just nailed me... *she said while crying over her test*
bailando watch me en mi guagua y los del carro del lado me pillaron	Dancing Watch me in my car and the people in the car next to me saw me
"""quiénes hacen double down aquí? """"fulana, sutana... ah y priscilla borracha"""" hahaha ay crijto."""	"""Who does the double down here ? "" ""So-and-so , such-and-such ... and Priscilla the drunk ,"" hahaha oh boy ."
<user> <user> el lunesss!! vamos pa 'ocean pleaseee	<user> <user> Monday!! Let's go to the ocean pleasee
<user> <user> well they have them if they're fat. y eso no cuenta.	<user> <user> they have them if they're fat . That doesn't count .
<user> aquí es lo mismo durante los spring breaks	<user> it's the same here during the spring breaks
pero lo único que me motiva para ir es un popcorn con icee.	but the only thing that motivates me to go is a popcorn with icee.
tengo como mil gifs en el storage	I have like a thousand gifs in storage .
el struggle entre si darte mute o unfollow.	the struggle of deciding whether to give you a mute or unfollow.
<user> hahaha que bella. es un stunt de cheer	<user> hahaha so beautiful . It's a cheer stunt .
ayer saqué al fin mi full up puñeeee	I finally got my full punch out yesterday .
<user> hahaha trueee same here. pero al menos estando acá tenemos mas time pa estar con los panas jeje	<user> hahaha trueee same here . But at least we're here together , we have more time to hang out , lol .
<user> free para ver a tu family haha and yess. yes i am haha y tu?	<user> Free to see your family haha and yep , I am haha , what about you ?
les cuento q hice double down (un stunt d cheer q estoy empezando a practicar) en el mismo medio d las justas bn borracha y me quedó cabrón.	I'll tell you guys that I did a double down (a cheer stunt I've been starting to practice) right in the middle of the competition super drunk and I crushed it.
<user> <user> pero a mi no tiene la oportunidad de verme to el tiempo y cuando estoy en la gallera no va a verme. bitch.	<user> <user> but he/she doesn't have the chance to see me all the time and when I'm at the chicken fight place he/she won't go see me . Bitch .
<user> hahahaha es que hay fogueo y vine a apoyar a nuestro team! no seas pendeja y ven acaaaaa	<user> hahahaha it's a friendly match and I came to support our team ! Don't be silly come here !
estoy aprovechando el tiempo que me queda sin sobrina para hablar malo todo lo que quiera. a la que llegue la beba no more cursing.	I'm taking advantage of the time I have left without my niece to talk shit as much as I want . As soon as the baby arrives , no more swearing .
me tiré tantas fotos cabronas hoy. desde stunts y rutinas hasta un mega photoshoot bien lindo con mi jevo.	I took so many dope photos today . From stunts and routines to a mega cute photoshoot with my boyfriend .
"""tengo el """"turn off notifications"""" más gastao 'que el mute."""	"I have the ""turn off notifications"" button more worn out than the mute button."
el hamburger este se me descojonó to 'en las manos. culpo a la ensalada.	This hamburger fell apart in my hands. I blame the salad.
gracias bk, porque cuando te pedí el bacon doble sin ensalada deep down si quería que se la echaras  ️	Thanks bk, because when I asked for double bacon no salad I really did want you to add it in ️
cafecito y grilled cheese.	Coffee and grilled cheese.
the interview no me hizo reir casi na '. me mintieron.	The interview didn't make me laugh almost at all . They lied to me .
estoy en un group message en donde no entiendo un bicho de lo que hablan.	I'm in a group message and I don't understand a word of what they're talking about.
viste de verde y apoya a tus equipos de cheer y dance para las justas!! 10$ nada más	Did you dress in green and support your cheer and dance teams for the sports festivals !! Only 10 bucks .
full freaking body en el gym cabrones.	Full freaking body at the gym , motherfuckers .
<user> y yo somos el complete package. we can talk sports and we can talk art	<user> and I are the complete package . We can talk about sports and we can talk about art .
<user> exacto jejeje. i know a little something something	<user> exactly haha . i know a little algo algo
<user> i know  pero no lo puedo evitar.	<user> I know but I can't help it.
aunque sea una estupidez yo fucking odio que me dejen en el read. lo odio bien cabrón.	Even a stupid thing like being left on read pisses me off so bad .
<user> si mano. estas en ley. yo iré a las 10 or so a coger los labs y regreso a dormir	<user> yeah man , I'm good . I'll go around 10 to get the labs and then come back to sleep .
imma take a nap para seguir mis estudios.	I'm gonna take a nap to keep up with my studies.
ese mini heart attack que te da cuando por poco se te cae el teléfono en la cara.	That mini heart attack when you almost drop your phone on your face.
<user> mira como las tenia cuando llegue aqui  pero enserio este spring season voy pa la dieta	<user> look how fat I was when I arrived here but this spring season I'm going on a diet
que mierda es el season 3 de prison break!!!!!!!!!!	What the fuck is season 3 of Prison Break !!!!!!!!!!
de verdad no sabia que estaba tan dura en beer pong	I really didn't know I was so bad at beer pong.
estoy pa un movie night	I'm down for a movie night
<user> happy birthday mas que jo! espero que la pases bien. tenemos un dia de playa pendienteee ️️	<user> Happy birthday my friend! I hope you have a blast . We still have that beach day coming up 🏖️
ya tengo mi prom dress	I already have my prom dress
enamorada de mi prom dress	In love with my prom dress
mis parking skills estan	my parking skills are
<user> jajajaj true  maybe lo hago	<user> hahahah true maybe I will do it
siempre decimos para ir a la playa y nunca vamos jajaja i miss youuu	We always say let's go to the beach and we never go haha I miss youuu
“<user>: poor kid   ” esto siempre me da risa jajaja	"""<user>: poor kid"" this always cracks me up lol"
“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen  ” aqui lo veo blanco y dorado ” still negro y azul	<user>: “<user>: next week on ellen ” “ i see it white and gold ” still black and blue
ayyy ya quiero ver mi prom dress terminadooo	I can't wait to see my prom dress finished!
que struggle esto del traje del prom	The struggle is real with this prom dress .
y maybe un tattoo	and maybe a tattoo
primer new year que voy a pasar sin mi mama	This will be the first New Year's that I'll spend without my mom.
papi compro spicy crab	Dad bought spicy crab
<user> <user> love it!! yo tambien estoy jodia con calculo	<user> <user> love it!! I'm also fucked up with calculus!
tengo $234.56 en el wish list de libros jajajajajaja	I have $234.56 in the wish list for books haha!
<user> jajajajajaja solo di uno de lo de city of light!! mas nada!!!	<user> hahahahaha just say one of the city of light !! nothing else !!!
secret de maroon 5, me da ganas de llorar, de reir, de estar forever and ever enamorada and never let goooooooo	Secret by Maroon 5, makes me want to cry, to laugh, to stay forever and ever fallen in love and never let goooooooo
el playlist de drake de spotify esta on point	The Drake playlist on Spotify is on point.
deberia ser un stress reliever dog donde mi unica preocupacion sea que me soben y me den amor	It should be a stress reliever dog whose only concern is to pet me and give me love.
my life, no he podido ni seguir viendo la serie jajajajajaj	my life, I haven't even been able to keep watching the series hahahahaha
<user> baby babyyyyy cuando bajas??? yo tambien	<user> baby babyyyyy when are you coming down ??? me too
<user> <user> pero, pero!!!! omg! pesca semen, eso mismo es lo que son. fuck la huelga hasta que no se diga algo concreto	<user> <user> but, but!!!! omg! dick fish, that's what they are . fuck the strike until there's some concrete news
<user> bright side: ya mismo cumplesss	<user> bright side: you're about to turn another year :)
de tanto pedonar a alguien, solo le di la estrategia perfecta para fuck me all up again!	From apologizing so much to someone , I just gave them the perfect strategy to fuck me up all over again !
<user> classic. pero el nene es normal, saint, santos es normal jajajajaj	<user> classic . but the kid's name is normal , Saint , Santos is normal haha
son las 5pm y estoy en la uni... something is wrong.	It's 5pm and I'm at school... something is off .
shoutout a la cuñi por hacerme adicta a the blacklist <user>	Shoutout to my sister-in-law for making me addicted to *The Blacklist*, <user>!
<user> sweetest devotion me mata	<user> sweetest devotion kills me
estar 4 meses sin mi soul mate esta cabrón	Being 4 months without my soulmate suuuuucks.
<user> i have lots of vids!!! te lo estare enviando	<user> I have plenty of videos!!! Will be sending them to you .
everyone is so fucking nice en este hospital  ️  ️  ️ love youuuuuu guys	Everyone is so damn nice at this hospital ❤️❤️❤️ love youuuuuu guys
<user> promess, te mando los videos y eso!! me voy el 26 y el 27 es el concert en miami	<user> promise , I'll send you the videos and everything ! I'm leaving on the 26th and the concert is in Miami on the 27th .
you talk a really good english, are you sure you're from pr? si cabron!	Do you really speak English that well, are you sure you're from Puerto Rico? Yes, dude!
que más rico que un sabroso hotdog supreme a las 8am	Nothing's more delicious than a yummy hotdog supreme at 8am
<user> imaginate jajajajajaja y ahora callie is back to men? no me gustaaaaaaaaa	<user> imagine haha ahaha and now callie is back to men ? I don't likeeeee it
<user> is incomplete un season entero	<user> is missing an entire season
ready pa 'un roadtrip  <user>	Ready for a roadtrip <user>
que el dr. entre a la oficina y empieze a cantar bad blood a toda boca, le hace la mañana a cualquiera. you're the real mvp doc.	That the doctor walks into the office and starts singing Bad Blood at the top of his lungs , he's bound to brighten anyone's morning . You're the real MVP doc .
thank youuuu, love. lo tenias que hacer desde antes pero ni modo!	thank youuuu, love . you had to do it before but oh well !
que cosa cabrona. vivi un episodio de grey's anatomy en la vida real hoy.	What the fuck . I lived a Grey 's Anatomy episode in real life today .
tbs esta on fire hoy con las peliculas	tbs is on fire today with the movies
¡que hoy cumple esta niña!  gracias por tanto!!! que la pases de maravillasss hoy y siempre!!! i love youuu baby	Today is this girl's birthday! Thank you for everything!!! Have the best day ever today and always!!! I love youuu baby!
<user> <user> bullies, bullys. no se como se escribe.	<user> <user> bullies , bullies . I don't know how it's spelled .
el que me pida matrimonio con un cabron dance off y la cancion de bruno mars, el no va.	The one who proposes to me with a damn dance and Bruno Mars' song , he's out .
cuando se acabe este semestre... im gonna drink myself uppp!!	When this semester is over... I'm gonna get drunk as a skunk!!
<user> newbie, popcorn time es la ley	<user> newbie, popcorn time is the shit
“<user>: relationship goals  por faaaa	<user>: relationship goals please!
“<user>: <user> habla por facetime con niña que padece cáncer terminal   ” queen	"“<user>: <user> speaks to sick little girl on facetime who has terminal cancer"" queen"
"""“<user>: cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"""" something tragic """"will happen. ” yo tengo esta mierda"""	"“<user>: Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"" ""something terrible will happen . ” I have this shit ."
i just used shazam to discover arroz con habichuela by el gran combo de puerto rico.	I just used Shazam to discover Arroz con Chicken by The Great Combo from Puerto Rico.
ir a su tiempo de high school en aguadilla y verlos	to go to your high school in Aguadilla and watch them
i see your true colors... y son bien feos. me das lástima...	I see your true colours ... and they're quite ugly . You're pathetic ...
saoco by wisin feat. daddy yankee, found with <user>. listen now: recuerdos de universidad...	"""Saoco by Wisin feat . Daddy Yankee , found with <user> . Listen now : Memories of university ..."""
"""no excuses, """"that sounds like a personal problem"""", no tiene nada q ver con el trabajo dejalo afuera. adentro solo trabajo."""	"""no excuses, 'that sounds like a personal problem', it has nothing to do with the job , leave it outside . inside is only work."""
informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: tiempos más sencillos....	informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: simpler times . . .
súper relax en <user>. gracias a felipe! u make the cruise what it is! extremely fun!!!! love it! <user>	Super relaxed at <user>. Thanks to Felipe! You make the cruise what it is! Extremely fun!!!! Love it! <user>
bien duró! omg!!! siempre hago mi trabajo sin esperar nada a cambio... nice to know other people care...	Well, it lasted! omg!!! I always do my work without expecting anything in return ... Nice to know others care ...
found te vas a caer de la nube by grupo mania with.	You're going to fall from the clouds according to Grupo Mania.
found vivir lo nuestro by marc anthony with. <user>	"Found ""Vivir Lo Nuestro"" by Marc Anthony with <user>."
found la revolución by wisin & yandel with.	Found la revolución by Wisin & Yandel with.
“<user>: dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and put them to safety in one of firetrucks  ” ella sabe mucho	“<user>: dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and puts them to safety in one of the firetrucks” she really knows a lot
<user> bien merecida para la nueva operations manager!! un saludito a esta 1era semana!!!	<user> totally well deserved for the new operations manager ! sending good vibes for this first week !!!
comiendo con <user> en <user>! very good!!	Eating with <user> at <user>'s place! Very good!!
<user> apple, bacardi white graped y una sangría gasolina good times with my hubby <user>	<user> apple , Bacardi white grapes and a gasoline sangria good times with my hubby <user>
<user> nena what de hell?!?!?	<user> honey what the hell?!?!?
los mejores zapatos!! me case en ellos!!! <user> love u!	the best shoes ever !! i got married in them !!! <user> love u !
<user> wooohooo finally a store in la isla del encanto, puerto rico!!!	<user> wooohooo finally a store in the island of enchantment, puerto rico!!!
honey se tiro el mega macgayver!!! omg!!! <user> grax baby.	honey pulled off the mega MacGyver !!! omg !!! <user> thank you baby .
súper cute nuestras matitas en sus buckets violetas!!!	super cute our little plants in their violet buckets!!!
<user> ready pal concert esta noche!	<user> ready for the concert tonight!
<user> ahh ok. esta bien cool.	<user> ahh ok . That's pretty cool .
<user> <user> de road trip por nuestra bella isla!	<user> <user> on a road trip through our beautiful island!
<user> bienvenida a pr enjoy it!!! u will love it!!!	<user> welcome to pr enjoy it !!! you will love it !!!
lo mejor fue llegar a las 9am conseguir parking relax ver todo, beber relax a comer y pa casita a poner nuestras artesanías! <user>	The best part was getting there at 9am , finding parking , being able to leisurely see everything , eat , and head home to put out our crafts ! <user>
<user> q tengas buen día baby! love u	<user> have a great day baby ! Love u
esto de ser ama de casa esta nice pero me falta honey... honey esta working...	Being a housewife is nice but I need some honey... Honey is working...
"""<user> cuando un gringo te dice """"u r the only ones that can pull this off"""" everything looks great """"como q da cosita!! happy"""	"<user> when a gringo tells you ""u r the only ones that can pull this off"" everything looks amazing ""it's kinda cute ! happy"""
<user> q bella!!! happy bday a ella! q grande, comí pasa el tiempo.	<user> How beautiful!!! Happy birthday to her! Time flies, it's incredible .
ready! mas feliz no puedo estar! te amo baby relax...	Ready! Couldn't be happier! Love you baby chill...
en el beauty!!! omg	in the beautiful!!! omg
<user> hola!! tendrás el d waste management?	<user> hey !! do you have the one from waste management ?
otro día lleno de cosas nuevas y muy interesantes!!! love it!!!	Another day full of new and very interesting things !!! Love it !!!
“<user>: si el camino es difícil... normalmente es porque vas en la dirección correcta. ” very true!!!	“<user>: if the road is tough... it's usually because you're headed in the right direction . ” very true !!!
<user> <user> hay 1 solo carril en dirección al túnel justo después d rooms to go detrás d plaza, por eso el tapón	<user> <user> there's only one lane heading towards the tunnel right after rooms to go , behind the plaza , that's why the traffic jam .
<user> qqqq?!! ya tan rápido!!!! q fuerte! be strong!	<user> What the?! That fast?! omg! be strong!
a comer en señor frog con honey...	Let's eat at Señor Frog's with honey...
a dormir... nighty night!!!	off to bed ... nighty night!!!
<user> pa estar en la beach y no en el work! sacrificios q tienen frutos luego... te amo	<user> to be at the beach and not at work ! sacrifices that have fruits later ... i love you
<user> por fin en nuestra isla!! me baje del avion y directo a trabajar... not liked!!	<user> finally on our island !! got off the plane and straight to work ... not fun !!
desayuno de quiznos y pal gate! esperamos tener suerte hoy... spirit es una shit!! jamas vuelvo a utilizar esa línea!!	Breakfast at Quizno's and off we go! We hope we have luck today ... Spirit is a piece of shit! Never using that airline again!!
mi cel esta dead!!! omg	My phone is dead!!! omg
mi <user> se ve tan cute dormido.... love u	my <user> looks so cute when sleeping .... love u
pa tienes q calentar en los 2s microondas?! no seas egoísta!! el saludo q hoy hay mas angry birds!! <user>	Do you have to heat it up in the microwave for two seconds?! Don't be selfish!! There's enough angry birds for today! <user>
a dormir! ya tengo ready mis dos 5 hours energy drinks!! se q lía voy a necesitar... nighty night!	Time to sleep! I already have my two 5-hour energy drinks ready , I know I will need them ... good night !
nooo! dejame aquí q esta rico falta ni <user>. love u!	Nooo! Leave me here it's great! Missing <user>. Love u!
“<user>: making choices::::!!!!!! ” q paso?!?	“<user>: making choices::::!!!!!! ” what happened?!?
“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- ->  ” pero q salvaje!!!	“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- -- >” but that's so wild!!!
ayer hice las mejores compras ever!! 8 piezas y pague $22 con todo y el ivu!! busca el sticker azul!!!	Yesterday I made the best purchases ever !! Eight pieces and I paid $ 22 including tax !! Look for the blue sticker !!!
relax en la beach con <user>	Chilling on the beach with <user>
“<user>: no importa el tamaño de la pieza... ¡sino el tiempo que este tiesa! ” yessss!!!! happy valentines day!	“<user>: it's not the size of the dick , but the amount of time it stays hard !” yessss!!!! happy valentines day!
<user> hace como 15min me comi un plato d arroz con cornbeef y amarillos!! bad pero estaba bien good!	<user> I had a plate of rice with corned beef and plantains about 15 minutes ago ! It was bad meaning good !
<user> yeahhh baby weekend es la q hay!!!	<user> yeahhh baby weekend's what's up!!!
“<user>: quien baila contigo bajo la lluvia... caminara contigo aun bajo la tormenta. ” very true!!	“<user>: who dances with you in the rain ... will walk with you even in the storm.” Very true!!
home theater + <user> = party (sorry a los vecinos)	home theater + <user> = party (sorry to the neighbors)
facebook says stock worth $29.73 a share; zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion  ” no sabe el nene!	"Facebook says stock worth $29 . 73 a share ; Zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion  "" The boy doesn't know !"
break de 15 pa seguir working. tostadad con mantequilla!!! buenos dias a todos!	Break of 15 to keep working. Toast with butter!!! Good morning everyone!
hoy q estoy libre tiran el mega especial!!! not liked!	Today I'm free , they're throwing the mega special!!! Not liked!
<user>, <user>, <user> muchas felicidades en este nuevo año q esta por llegar! les deseo lo mejor!! happy new year!!!	<user>, <user>, <user> many congratulations on this new year that is about to arrive ! I wish you the best ! Happy New Year !
me estas matano con el olor a gasolina! el vecino esta brega q te brega con su guagua, loko tu eres el causante de q no te funcione! u suck	You're killing me with the smell of gasoline! The neighbor is going crazy because his car won't start , man you're the reason why it's not working! You suck!
deja te d cosas q te tienen el ojo pegao y no d buena manera! craker jack full	let me give you things that will have your eye stuck , but not in a good way ! craker jack full
<user> cantame vaquera bien old school!!	<user> sing me some old school cowgirl!!
sex and the city mode (como dice alguien por ahí) espero q estés bien <user>	"""Sex and the City mode (as someone puts it) I hope you're doing well <user>"""
<user> digo lo mismo! very good!!	<user> I say the same thing! very good!!
un saludo a la gente q se va d las filas y regresan como si nada! wtf!! sorry pero t vas al final!!	A salute to the people who leave the line and come back as if nothing happened ! What the fuck !! Sorry , but you 're going to the back of the line !
1 día + 4 parques = mega dead!! (bien duro)	1 day + 4 parks = mega tired!! (so exhausted)
necesito rush un cel q sea touch!!	I need to rush a cell that's touch !
<user> yesss baby!! grax a dios x pq todo llega en el momento correcto!	<user> yesss baby!! Thanks God everything comes at the right time!
<user> nevera y juego de sala: check!! nuestra casa esta súper!!! love u!	<user> Fridge and living room set : check !! Our house is looking super !!! Love u !
<user> amor mio nuestro hogar esta quedando de show!! love u	<user> my love our home is becoming amazing !! love u
home depot check, now bed bath & beyond! q diferencia ya no son tiendas de zapatos ni ropa!	Home depot check, now Bed Bath & Beyond ! What a difference , they're not shoe or clothing stores anymore !
<user> nena hacess falta! what de hell!	<user> I miss you ! what the hell !
medalla y long island 2do round y me quede atrás, roko me gano.	medal and long island 2nd round , i got left behind , roko beat me .
<user> inútiles es poco! waste of space! un cero a la izquierda y a la derecha!	<user> Good for nothing! Waste of space! A zero to the left and to the right!
<user>: no critiques mi progreso, si no conoces mis esfuerzos y no envidies mis victorias... sin conocer mis fracasos. so true!	<user>: don't criticize my progress , if you don't know my struggles and don't envy my victories ... without knowing my failures . So true !
i swear que yo la paso bien hablando mierdas en un parking.	I swear I have so much fun bullshitting in a parking lot .
<user> debo ser producer de tantas movies que tengo/hago.	<user> I must be a movie producer with all the movies I have/make.
<user> <user> -softball -desde babies jaja -chulería -soccer juntas	<user> <user> — softball since we were babies lol — showing off — soccer together
<user> <user> -una de mis nenas -boobs bigger than my future -boys and more boys -slay mamiii	<user> <user> -one of my girls -boobs bigger than my future husband -boys and more boys -kill it mommy
<user> <user> -strict parents jaja -super chevere -te llevo	<user> <user> --strict parents lol -super awesome -I'll take you there
girls are so pretty like no entiendo.	girls are so pretty like I don't understand.
<user> es verdad. estudio ahora and i'll take a break jaja.	<user> That's true . I'm studying now and I'll take a break haha .
este será el moving up más sentimental ever.	this will be the most sentimental moving up ever .
i'm working on me and for me, no hay másss.	I'm working on me and for myself , there's no more .
alexis ren está tan buena like whaaat.	alexis ren is so hot like whaaat.
<user> <user> love you hunny. tenemos que salir las tres juntas pls! miss you.	<user> <user> love you hunny . we really need to go out together soon pls ! miss you !
las identidades will be the death of me.	The identities will be the death of me.
you had it y lo desaprovechaste, your bad then.	You had it and you wasted it, that's on you.
<user> nena, sí. you're welcome babygirl	<user> yeah, you're welcome babygirl
dios mío, gracias. stop shaming women and stop double standards.	My God, thank you . Stop shaming women and stop the double standards .
ya tengo el christmas spirit.	I already have the Christmas spirit.
<user> lo único que no he cogido. sorry babe	<user> The only thing I haven't fucked . Sorry babe .
how come ya son las 12?	how come it's already 12 PM?
<user> aja, la gente me ha dicho fabiana like wtf.	<user> yeah , people have been calling me fabiana like what the fuck .
estoy en el punto de mi vida en donde si quieres estar en ella pues fine y si no pues fine también.	I'm at that point in my life where if you wanna be in it , cool , and if not , cool too .
<user> mala mía, pre-historic person. i forgot que eres mil años vieja.	<user> my bad , I forgot you're a million years old .
hacer eye contact es un feeling cabron.	Making eye contact is a whole different feeling.
odio que toquen mi comida like keep your hands on ur food, thnx.	I hate it when people touch my food, keep your hands on your own food, thanks.
quiero playa, escuchar música buena, hablar and just chill.	I want beach, listen to good music, talk and just chill.
<user> inside out esta bien buena.	<user> Inside Out is really good .
tengo un love/hate relationship con mi pelo.	I have a love/hate relationship with my hair.
yo nunca voy a cambiar, period. like it or not.	I will never change, period. Like it or not.
<user> él es el bebo yami, stop the hate.	<user> He's the drunk Yami, stop the hate.
<user> uy si, i cann't.	<user> oh yeah , I can't .
mira let go of the past and grow. no sigas con lo mismo.	Look, let go of the past and move on . Don't keep harping on the same thing .
acho, traiganme una galleta de subway. thnx.	Dude, bring me a cookie from Subway . thnx .
<user> que mierda es esto? wow, he's so stupid man.	<user> what the fuck is this ? wow , he's so stupid man .
mami no me grites por la mañana, it's too early for ur shit.	Mom, don't shout at me in the morning, it's too early for your nonsense.
y que material nuevo pal final. nah, i think i'll pass.	and what new material for the end . nah , I think I 'll pass .
<user> yo lo sé baby. you're welcome.	<user> I know it, baby. You're welcome.
<user> fuck  y science invst. y tú?	<user> Fuck science . And you ?
"""tu caption para esa foto debe de ser """"miren mis boobs"""" so loca."""	"Your caption for that photo should be ""look at my boobs"" you crazy ."
missing the days que eramos amigas.	Missing the days cuando éramos amigas.
llevo todo el dia con sueño... vago mode on!	I've been so sleepy all day . Vago mode on !
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort | (	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort |
ya estamos en el zombidirecto!!! id entrando!! :d lets go!!!	We're live with the zombie stream!!! Everyone get in!! :d lets go!!!
jajaja <user> para que veas que yo arriesgo en innovar eh bro!! encima es la canción de ben and ed!!! ajaja :o	hahaha <user> so you know , I 'm the one taking risks and innovating , eh bro ! and it 's Ben and Ed 's song !!! ajaja : o
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - hopsin - die this way (feat. matt black and joey tee)	I've liked a video from <user> <user> - ( hopsin - die this way (feat . matt black and joey tee) .
bueeeeeenos dias!!! ️️ ladies and zomber boys!! ️	Good mornings!!! 🌞 ladies and zombie boys!! 🧟🔙
buenooo!!! <user> enhorabuena crack!! sigue así que eres muy grande!!!  top!	Well!!! <user> congratulations my friend!! Keep it up , you're the best!!! Top notch!
es todo un honor hacer la canción de youtubers life con una instrumental producida por el grandisimo <user>!!	It's a great honor to make the song YouTubers Life with an instrumental produced by the great <user> !!
nuevo tema de overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort ️️	New Overwatch theme song | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort ️️
buenas noches zombers! descansad! pronto nuevos raps!	Good night zombers ! Get some rest ! New raps coming soon !
on fire perdón! es que tuiteo rápido y se me va de las manos!	"""on fire sorry! i tweet fast and it gets away from me!"""
buenas noches zombers intentaré acabarlo para mañana o pasado! descansen en paz zombers jaja	Good night zombers , I'll try to finish it tomorrow or the next one ! Rest in peace zombers , haha .
soy kronno zomber pero cuando alguien está en peligro me convierto en... el eminem burlao! próximamente!	I'm Kronno Zomber but when someone's in danger I turn into... the goofy Eminem! Coming soon!
xd <user> bezoya, siente el efecto de mi... que diga es bueno que tomes agua man! sorry la rima era muy fasil!	xd <user> feel the effect of my... I mean it's good that you drink water man! sorry the rhyme was too easy!
voy a ver una peli de miedo!! al fin!! mi genero favorito! it follows!  alguien la ha visto?	I'm going to watch a horror movie !! at last !! my favorite genre ! It Follows ! Has anyone seen it ?
me alegra que os haya encantado!! ironman vs cap. américa | rock/rapplay | kronno zomber & ner...  vía <user>	I'm glad you guys loved it ! ironman vs cap . america | rock / rap play | kronno zomber & ner... via <user>
una parte de im bich, im a gangster entre el publico en el concierto!	One part of me is a beast , I 'm a gangster among the audience at the concert !
omg!! 10 millones!! chica gamer - kronno zomber muchas gracias! ^^   ️	omg!! 10 million!! gamer girl - kronno zomber thank you so much! ^^ ️
lo que me hace único del resto, es el trato con mis zombers y la atención que les presto, y si algún hater les insulta entoces yo contesto!	What makes me unique from the rest is the treatment and attention I give my zombers , and if any haters insult them , then I reply !
alguien dijo chica gamer y zomber girl?   ️ eso será sorpresa!	Did someone say girl gamer and zomber girl ? ️ That will be a surprise!
zombers las entrada con <user> están volando!  hay la virgensita que me da algo! os dejo el link online!	The tickets for the show with <user> are flying out! Oh my virgin Mary, I'm getting anxious! Here's the link to buy them online!
omggg!!!!!! concierto y quedada kronno zomber y <user>  vía <user>	omggg!!!!!! concert and sleepover kronno zomber and <user>  via <user>
este sábado quedada en málaga en la plaza de la marina con <user>!!!! esto se va a descontrolaaaaaaaar!  who ´s in?	This Saturday we're having a meetup in Málaga at Plaza de la Marina with <user> ! This is gonna be lit! Who's in?
a ver zombers un directito en twitch con <user> de minecraft?? :d o pasamos? xd	Hmmm, let's do a direct on Twitch with <user> of Minecraft ?? : D or shall we pass? xd
the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (official music video) via <user>
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - foxy vs sonic . exe | epic battle | kronno
casi 10 millones de visitas ya! vamos a por los 20 m?  chica gamer - kronno zomber	Almost 10 million views already ! Let 's go for the 20 M ? Gaming girl - Kronno Zomber .
good day! ️️ hoy voy a descansar y a celebrar el cumple con la family!	Good day! Today I'm going to rest and celebrate the birthday with the family!
ya es mi cumple!!!!  lo que me ha preparado mi lady zomber <user> increíble!   ️ me encanta!  os gusta??	It's my birthday!!! My lady zomber <user> has prepared incredible things! I love it! Do you like it??
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( -   zomber girl   | kronno zomber (videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - zombie girl | kronno zomber (video clip
estoy en el punto de mira entre de varios rapers que me apuntan desde las sombras como snipers.	I'm in the crosshairs of several rapers aiming at me from the shadows like snipers .
zomber girl   | kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Zombie girl | Kronno Zombie (Official Video): via <user>
ya sabéis que hoy no pude subir zomber girl y me he esforzado al máximo para que disfrutéis de este rap, gracias de corazón sois los mejores	You know I couldn't post Zombie Girl today and I've worked hard as fuck for this rap to happen , thank you from the bottom of my heart you're the best .
bueno aunque no haya podido subir zomber girl, no voy a desanimarme y prometo traeros una batalla espectacular entre batman y superman ^^	Well even though I couldn't upload zombie girl , I won't get discouraged and I promise to bring you an epic battle between Batman and Superman ^^
como cuando mis zombers me dicen que no haga caso a los haters!  ️	like when my zombies tell me to ignore the haters ! 🙂
un dia de estos traeré un meme de mi padre, y ya si lo exigis mucho le obligo a rapear en el canal jaja papa zomber rap! buenas noches!	One of these days I'll bring a meme from my dad , and if you ask for it too much I'll make him rap on the channel haha dad zomber rap ! Good night !
buah papa giorgio es un crack! <user> saludame en tu último video! tu siempre has sido mi fans!	"""Damn, Giorgio's so good! <user> Give my regards in your next video! I've always been your fan!"""
no tiene logicaaa! ahora no me ilusiona que me toque una espada de diamante! ya que un hacha hace mas daño! señores del minecraft, thinking!	It doesn't make sense at all ! Now I'm not excited about getting a diamond sword , because an axe does more damage ! Minecraft people , think about it !
un par de imágenes grabadas con la nueva cámara sin editar de   zomber girl!   love it!	A couple of shots printed with the new camera , unedited , of   zombie girl !   Love it !
cuando los rapers de tu pto varrio te dicen que eres un vendido y has dejado a tus amigos de lado!  cansais...	When the rappers from your damn neighborhood tell you that you're a sellout and you've abandoned your friends ! It's exhausting ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - hopsin - ill mind of hopsin 8).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - hopsin - ill mind of hopsin 8 ) .
feliz en mi cuarto!!!!  ️  ️ terminando de grabar zomber girl!  ️ zg4e   ️	Happy in my room !!! 🎥🌸 finishing up recording zombie girl ! ! ! zg4e
con el partner me he comprado mi coche... en el rocket league... thug life!	My partner and I bought my car ... in the rocket league ... thug life !
lucky island | la partida más épicas del mundo!! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | the most epic game ever !! | Minecraft: via <user>
con mi zomber girl en el cine!!  ️  ️ <user>	With my zombie girl at the movies!! 🧟🧟 <user>
far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo | official video: via <user>
why so serious zombers? :d la vida te da motivos para llorar, pero mas para reir!!	Why so serious, zombers? Life gives you reasons to cry , but even more to laugh !
quiero jugar al rocket!!!! aveces pienso que <user> tiene en su cuarto el portal al nether! vive conmigo y ni lo veo!	I want to play rocket!!! Sometimes I think <user> has a portal to the nether in his room! He lives with me and I barely see him!
trabajando en el nuevo tema junto a <user>! the division! menuda bomba zombers! increible! apoyadle porque se lo merece!:)	Working on the new track together with <user>! the division! What a zombie bomb! Amazing! Support him because he deserves it:)
ya podéis chekear lo nuevo de mi amigo <user> - me myself & i (g-eazy remix)	You can now check out my friend <user>'s new song - me myself & i (g-eazy remix) .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - le robo el vídeo a zarcort! | lucky island | minecraft).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - i stole the video from zarcort !| lucky island | minecraft).
lucky island | arrasamos en steampunk! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | We slay in steampunk! | Minecraft: via <user>
madre mía kronno pero que haces despierto a estas horas?, no pareces ni youtuber! ajajaj buenos días zombers!	My goodness Kronno , why are you awake at these hours ? You don't seem like a youtuber at all ! haha Good morning zombers !
la espectacular jugada decisiva! | con zarcort y luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	The spectacular decisive play ! | with Zarcort and Luis | Rocket League : via <user>
no nos pueden marcar gol! | con zarcort y luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	They can't score on us! | with Zarcort and Luis | rocket league: via <user>
buenas noches zombers! mañana será un graaaaan dia! byez!  ️  ️	Good night zombers ! Tomorrow will be a great big day ! Byez ! 😴😴
pero lo que me ofende no son los haters, es que vosotros dudéis de mi  yo nunca diré nada malo de vosotros... si somos la familia zomber.	But what offends me is not the haters , it's you doubting me . I'll never say anything bad about you ... we're the Zomber family , remember ?
veo muchas dudas, a ver zombers en fuck fame digo que los haters buscan colgarse de mi fama no vosotros... vosotros sois los mejores! ️  ️	I see a lot of doubts , let's see zombers , in fuck fame I say that the haters look to hang on my fame , not you ... you are the best ! 🧡🧡
me roban la victoria! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	They stole my victory! | lucky island | minecraft: via <user>
buenos dias zombers!  ️ sleeping dogs me está quitando la vida!! necesito grabar pero es que estoy viciao a la super historia!	Good morning zombers! 🤣 Sleeping Dogs is stealing my life!! I need to record but I'm addicted to the super story!
todo lo que hago lo hago con el corazón y ya vamos camino a 1.100.000 zombers!  f*ck fame | kronno  ️	I do everything with my heart and we're already on our way to 1.1 million zombers! f*ck fame | kronno ️
grandes raperos insultandose entre si cuando en realidad deberian ayudarse... fuck hiphop...	Great rappers insulting each other when in reality they should be helping each other… fuck hip-hop...
resumen de la vida: game over thank you for playing.	Life summary: Game over . Thank you for playing .
f*ck fame | kronno zomber | especial 1 millón | parte 1 | (videoclip oficial)	f*ck fame | kronno zomber | special 1 million | part 1 | (official music video)
el señor <user> tiene su propia matricula hasta en el sleeping dogs! solo ha faltado el 777 xd	Mr <user> even has his own license plate in Sleeping Dogs! Only missing the 777 xd
buenos dias!  ️  ️️ pronto sabréis verdades que no sabéis y que la fama trajo a mi vida... fuck fame!	Good morning! Soon you will know truths you don't know brought into my life by fame... fuck fame!
buenos dias ^^ espero que hoy sea el ultimo dia de rodaje de fuck fame! para poder terminar todo el video ya! :d	Good morning ^^ I hope today is the last day of shooting for fuck fame! so we can finish the whole video already! :d
alguien intuye de que puede tratar el tema de fuck fame?	Does anyone guess what the fuck fame topic might be about?
estoy haciendo cosas que en la vida había hecho en el nuevo tema de fuck fame espero que tenga buen resultado ^^	I'm doing things I've never done before in the new song fuck fame , let's hope it goes well ^^
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cryptic wisdom - stressed out (twenty one pilots	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ('cryptic wisdom' - 'stressed out' (twenty one pilots ))
gracias bro! <user> no hubiera sido posible sin tu ayuda la de mis amigos y la de todos los zombers! sois geniales! ^^	thanks bro ! <user> it wouldn't have been possible without your help , my friends' help , and the help of all the zombers ! you guys are awesome ! ^^
equalizer un 10!  toca temas como narcos, prostitucion, agentes corruptos etc... me ha impresionado y ahora a dormir! buenas noches zombers!  ️	"""Equalizer gets a 10 ! It touches on topics like narco culture , prostitution , corrupt agents , etc ... I'm impressed , and now off to sleep ! Good night zombers ! """
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - especial un millón de zombers | vídeo para kronno).	I liked a video from <user> ( - especially one million zombers | Kronno's video .
good morning zombers! ultimo dia de descanso y a volver a trabajar! ^^ recordad que hoy subo un challenge!	Good morning zombers! Last day of rest and back to work! ^^ Remember that today I'm uploading a challenge!
zombers <user> está haciendo todo lo posible para que podáis continuar con las descargas! craks! ^^ ya hemos superado las 100.000!	Zombers <user> is doing everything so you guys can keep up with the downloads! Crackers! ^^ We've surpassed 100,000 already!
cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber ft. cryptic wisdom | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Code Black Ops 3 zombies epic rap | Kronno Zomber ft . Cryptic Wisdom | ( official music video ) : via <user>
imparables!!! | con luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	Unstoppable!!! | with Luis | Rocket League: via <user>
con dos espadas de diamante!! lol | con luis juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	with two diamond swords !! lol | with luis hunger games | minecraft:  via <user>
buenos dias zombers!!! desayunando en la taza que me regalo una zomber! i  ️ gaming! ^^	Good morning zombers!!! Having breakfast in the cup a zomber got me ;D  I 💖 gaming! ^^
esta mañana me han ingresado, zombers  pero ya estoy mejor, no subiré nada al canal hasta que me ponga bien. sorry!	This morning I was admitted [to the hospital] , zombers , but I'm feeling better already , I won't be uploading anything to the channel until I'm all well . Sorry !
cuando estas cansado no hay nada como meterte en la cama, taparte y ver una serie hasta quedarse dormido! good night!!	When you're tired , there's nothing like getting into bed , covering up and watching a series until you fall asleep ! Good night !
que swag! the zomber boss! hoy me he puesto hasta corbata!	"""How swaggy! the zombie boss! today I've even put on a tie!"""
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el tag del youtuber | chiwy8).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> about <user> (the YouTube tag | chiwy8).
ajajaj no me podria ir ni aunque quisiese y mas con todo el apoyo que me dais zombers!! ya somos numero 1!  ️ thanks!	hahaha I couldn't go even if I wanted to , and especially with all the support you guys give me zombers !! We're number one already ! ️ thanks !
sesión de fotos | kronno zomber	Photo shoot | kronno zomber
he luchado por lo que nadie me ha dado, lograrás lo que yo no he logrado, esta es mi herencia toma hijo el hip- hop en la palma de tu mano.	I've struggled for what no one has given me , you will achieve what I haven't achieved , this is my inheritance take it son , hip - hop in the palm of your hand .
son las 6... y he estado trabajando hasta ahora para sacar el video mas epic mañana! ^^ buenas noches zombers!	It's 6 o'clock . And I've been working till now to release the most epic video tomorrow ! ^^ Good night zombers !
estába viendo tomb raider y encontrarme con esto es como..  thanks por el apoyo zombers!	I was watching tomb raider and stumbling upon this is like .. thanks for the support zombers !
cuadradura! que pelota más rara! con luis y cojotv | popurri | rocket league:  vía <user>	Square! What a weird ass ball! With Luis and CojoTV | Popurri | Rocket League: via <user>
ole ole... los caracoles!!! ya he terminao el video de assassins creed syndicate! ^^	ole ole ... the snails !!! i've finished the assassins creed syndicate video ! ^^
hay mis zombers que estrañan mis tweets!!!  ando descansando un poco celebrando el cumple de kat	My zombies who miss my tweets !!! I'm resting a bit celebrating Kat's birthday
zombers tened cuidado con el black friday que hay mucha estafa, estan los precios inflados! de hecho hay cosas que estan hasta mas caras!	Zombies be careful with Black Friday there's a lot of scams , the prices are inflated ! In fact , some things are even more expensive than before !
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - la épic kill!! mi gorra me da suerte! | multijugador |	I've enjoyed a video by <user> <user> ( -- the epic kill !! my cap brings me luck ! | multiplayer | Would you like help with any other code-switching challenges?
zombers os gustaría que subiese el unboxing de mi neverita del black ops 3 al canal? :d	Would you guys like me to upload the unboxing of my Black Ops 3 cooler to the channel ? :D
toma bolazo! | skywars | minecraft:  vía <user>	Take a bola! | Skywars | Minecraft: via <user>
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano?	I have enjoyed a video from <user> on <user> ( - Infamous Second Son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain? )
el señor de los anillos! | tnt run | minecraft:  vía <user>	The Lord of the Rings! | TNT run | Minecraft: via <user>
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | 2 vs 2 |	I've added a video to a playlist of <user> ( - zarcort & kronno vs limbless & luis | 2 vs 2 |
la revancha! zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | counter strike cs go:  vía <user>	The rematch! zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | counter strike cs go: via <user>
zombers mirad que me acabo de comprar!! la daga y la espada de assassins creed syndicate!   ️  ️	Zombers look what I just bought!! the dagger and the Assassins Creed Syndicate sword! 🗡️ ️ ️
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft).	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - the chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | Minecraft ).
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - aprovechando el bug! | juegos del hambre | minecraft).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( bug abuse ! | the hunger games | minecraft ).
el chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft:  vía <user>	the chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft: via <user>
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - lo tenia delante y me marco un épic fail!! | quake craft	I liked a video from <user> about <user> ( - I had it right in front of me and I marked an épic fail ! ! ! )
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - zombies y vampiros! | especial halloween |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - Zombies and Vampires! | Halloween Special |
my new sounds: the kronno play | canal secundario | kronno zomber  on	my new sounds: the Kronno play | secondary channel | Kronno Zomber  on
menos mal que tengo al loco de <user> para arreglarme el orde! si no estaría in the ruina jaja ️	Thank goodness I have the crazy <user> to fix my computer ! Otherwise , I'd be ruined haha .
you you!! se os hecha de menos por malaga city cabesas! <user> <user> <user>!	you you !! we miss you in malaga city ! <user> <user> <user> !
jaja paramorirse de la risa! como se rodó rise of the tomb raider!	jaja die laughing ! how they filmed rise of the tomb raider !
mirad que regalitos zomber me han dado los fans!  son terrorificamente lindos! me habeis infectado, gracias!  ^^	Look at the gifts the fans gave me! They're terrifyingly adorable! You've infected me , thank you ! ^^
sorry pero el video lo tuve que poner en privado, me ha vuelto a saltar otro copy y me tendre que poner serio porque asi no hay forma...	Sorry but I had to make the video private , another copy has emerged and I will have to take a stricter approach because this is getting out of hand ...
omg *.*!! chica gamer - ya ha llegado a los 5 millones de reproducciones!!  muero!  ️ z4e  ️	omg *.*!! gamer girl - just hit 5 million views !! i'm dying !! ️ z4e  ️
ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	You see / Nery Godoy & Kronno Zomber (Official Video Clip): Via <user>
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist ( - you see | nery godoy & kronno zomber ).
en cuanto se suba el link de descarga lo publico zombers!!	As soon as the download link goes up , I'll publish it zombers !
ya nos vamos acercando al medio millón:) batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial)	We're getting close to half a million:) batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (official music video)
ya lo he solucionado zombers! el video ya esta subido pero bueno de todos modos lo publicaré mañana! sorry!	I've already solved it, zombers ! The video is already uploaded , but anyway , I'll publish it tomorrow ! Sorry !
the rise of the tomb raider hoy va a ser mi nana para poder dormir   ️	The rise of the tomb raider is going to be my lullaby tonight so I can sleep  ️
metedle bulla al señor <user>  es el quien me está haciendo la base de the last of us! ajajaj eso si le está quedando de 10!  ️	Bother <user> , he's the one making the base for The Last of Us! haha it's turning out amazing!
basta que pida yo algo para que correos no lo traiga a tiempo xd si es que soy gafe de verdad!  kill me please!	It's enough that I ask for something so that the postal service doesn't bring it on time xd if I'm really unlucky ! Just kill me please !
lo imposible solo tarda un poco más... impossible is nothing.	The impossible only takes a little longer... impossible is nothing.
"""he estado 3 años trabajando en un album, en los videoclips, en cada detalle para que sea perfecto """"yo soy un rap player"""" | próximamente  ️"""	"I've been working on an album for three years, on the music videos , on every detail to make it perfect ""I am a rap player"" | coming soon ."
zombers! veo que os ha gustado mucho | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort  vía <user>	Zombies! I see you guys enjoyed the | Kronno & Zarcort <user> stream!
my new sounds: nuevo capítulo - kronno zomber & nery godoy  on	my new sounds: new chapter - kronno zomber & nery godoy  on
zombers! hoy he subido el vídeo pero ha habido un problema con youtube, y te meten contenido a terceros hasta donde no hay! sorry!	Zombers! I uploaded the video today but there was a problem with YouTube, and they insert third-party content everywhere! Sorry!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - just the way you are || kronno zomber ).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - just the way you are || kronno zomber ).
tienes soundcloud en caso de que tengas cual es? que te busque y me aalieron muchas cuent … — kronno zomber oficial!	Do you have a Soundcloud ? In case you do what is it ? I looked it up and there are many accounts … — it's kronno zomber oficial !
nuevo video zombers!! ^^ un poquito de apoyo?? :d el corredor del laberinto | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort	New video zombers!! ^^ a little support ?? :d The maze runner | the tests | kronno & zarcort
nuevo banner en el canal zombers!! ^^ ya me dirán sus opiniones de si les gusta o no! :d	New banner on the zombers channel !! ^^ Let me know what you think , if you like it or not ! : d
es cierto tenéis razón... he cambiado... yo antes molaba... pero ahora molo más!  thug life	It's true , you're right ... I've changed ... I used to be cool ... but now I'm cooler ! Thug life .
ya podéis descargar batman arkham con buena calidad zombers (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	You can now download Batman Arkham high quality zombers (official video clip) via <user>
batman arkham night epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Batman Arkham Night epic rap - Kronno Zomber (official music video) : via <user>
zombers! hoy teneis que demostrar que sois zombers! y hay que hacer viral la canción cuando se publique! :d	Zombers! Today you have to prove that you are true zombers! And we need to make the song go viral when it's released! :D
joker y harley quinn! protagonizados por kronnno y <user>! el rap de batman arkham night va a ser épico!	Joker and Harley Quinn! Starring Kronnno and <user>! The rap of Batman Arkham Night is gonna be epic!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - left 4 dead 2 rap | zarcort y kronno).	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ('left 4 dead 2 rap | zarcort y kronno').
leyendo y contestando algunos de vuestros comentarios en el nuevo video de left 4 dead 2!! la verdad es que me haceis pasar un buen rato eje	Reading and answering some of your comments on the new Left 4 Dead 2 video!! The truth is you make me have a good time haha
que turn off es cuando no saben besar.	What a turn off when they don't know how to kiss.
esta para un water park.	That's perfect for a water park.
un date que termine en sex.	A date that ends up in sex.
si tuviera carro propio todos los weekend estaría de roadtrip.	If I had my own car , I'd be on a roadtrip every weekend .
necesito mas partners puestos para el roadtrip 24/7.	I need more 24/7 ride or die partners.
cuando estoy bien active pa'l roadtrip y los panas no:	when I'm ready for the roadtrip and my homies ain't:
necesito un weekend con mi squad en un hotel, camping o algo.	I need a weekend with my squad at a hotel, or camping someplace.
llego con flow, me voy con mas flow.	I arrive with swag , I leave with even more swag .
necesito mas amistades puestas para el roadtrip, camping, surftrip etc.	I need more friends down for the roadtrip , camping , surftrip etc .
yo sería tremendo prom date.	I'd be an amazing person to take to the prom.
para irte de shopping conmigo tienes que tener p a c i e n c i a.	To go shopping with me you have to have p a c i e n c e .
mi pareja me tiene que dar lap dance por ley.	My partner has to give me a lap dance by law.
no ver el follow back de personas que pensé que eran mis panas me pone triste.	Not seeing the follow back from people I thought were my cool makes me sad.
march the month my family decided to be born /. - lol puros birthdays i yo sin dinero :/	March is the month my family decided to be born /. - lol all these birthdays and me with no money :/
so he can get his new truck & than take me & my mom shopping (; i mi sister su new phone; b lol suena bien  ️	so he can get his new truck & then take me & my mom shopping (; i [my] sister her new phone; sounds good ️
<user> eske you be with your friends i no kiero molestar	<user> is it because you're with your friends , i don't wanna bother you ?
<user> yess i do pero tu no.	<user> yes I do but you don't.
the guy: no es que no te kiera dar ride it's just that you live so far me:  plz no me kiero kedar aki lol that shit was funny	the guy: it's not that i don't want to give you a ride , it's just that you live so far away . me: please , i don't want to stay here lol that was funny .
<user> lmao okay you fall first than i'll just stay there & laugh  lmao jk jk tus ideas me agradan cx	<user> lmao okay you fall first then I'll just lay there & laugh lmao jk jk your ideas sound good cx
<user> lmao tu i tus mamadas	<user> lmao you and your shit .
i'm gonna flirt con el primero que se me cruse enfrente   ️	I'm gonna flirt with the first person that crosses my path
only justin & andrew would come to my house pa que les consiga las hoes  lol	Only Justin & Andrew would come to my house so I can hook them up with the hoes lol
<user> osea no te enojes porke conmigo porke america perdio i was just asking	<user> don't be mad at me because America lost I was just asking
my brother was like next time que venga te lo presento	"My brother was like ""next time él vendrá , te lo presentaré . """
the guy i danced with era de michoacan	The guy I danced with was from Michoacán.
orasi kiero mucho a mi brother for having my back   ️	I love my brother so much for having my back
roxana be on that crack shit la voy a matar one day she doesn't even let my brother see his own son -.-	Roxana is on that crazy shit , I'm gonna kill her one day , she doesn't even let my brother see his own son . -.-
my sister is just in 6th grade i me iso mi hw >> poreso la kiero mucho   ️	My sister is only in 6th grade , she did my homework for me >> that's why i love her so much   ❤️
my feelings be tripping to much  ya ni se que kiero	my feelings are all over the place , I don't even know what I want
when i listen to corridos it makes me miss mexico so damn much   ️  ️!!! like ahh kiero ir a bailar!!!	When I listen to corridos it makes me miss Mexico so freaking much!!! Like damn I want to go dance!!!
miguel commented on my picture ayy weeeey	Miguel commented on my picture oh weeey
<user> lmao si verda c; their all taken thoe ! pero ya van a dejar a la novia so ay les llegamos lol	<user> lmao yeah , that's true ! They're all taken though ! But eventually they'll break up with the girlfriend , so we'll be there waiting lol .
fuck we didn't go to church i yo que keria ir para pedir perdon por averme salido por la ventana last night	Fuck we didn't go to church , I really wanted to go to ask for forgiveness for escaping out the window last night .
so i finally met him... i el wey no me callo	So I finally met him... he didn't shut up
i had corridos on blast i mi mom me regaño	I had corridos blasting full volume and my mom yelled at me.
my sister listens to cholo songs  pinche cholilla porke no puedo salir como yo	my sister listens to cholo songs damn it , she's such a cholilla , why can't I go out like her
the fact that jonny already knew me i yo no  it's like baby porke nunca me hablabas	The fact that Jonny already knew me and I didn't it's like baby why didn't you ever talk to me?
pero tu aya i yo aka it's just a no	but you there and I here it's just a no
omg cuando los guys le llaman a mi sister from mexico it makes me miss jonny so damn much   ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️	omg when the guys call my sister from mexico it makes me miss jonny so damn much ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️
"""la pelicula """"casa de mi padre""""  ️ is just perfect"""	"""The movie """"Casa de mi Padre"""" ️ is just perfect"""
mi dad se fue de durangense ah unos huapangos ehh'ehh  eso mero c;	My dad left to some huapangos eh some durangense eh eh that's it exactly ;
omg my dad was like diana ponme el durangense de durango!! me: no mejor unas bandas de guanajuato	"omg my dad was like ""diana put on some durangense music from durango""!! me: no better some bands from guanajuato"
my facebook, ig & twitter is hellaa dead y'all are some gay ass people  jk soy yo que has no life	my facebook , ig & twitter are hella dead you guys are some gay ass people -- just kidding it's me who has no life
ya no me metan en sus problemas que aka yo kiero ser good girl /. -	Don't drag me into your problems , I wanna be a good girl around here .
i seriously have no life rn  nombre pos ontan todos que se me pierden	I seriously have no life right now name eh all the ones i buy get lost .
i was so happy i hablando con stacy de su depressing life  actually made me feel depressed	I was so happy that talking with Stacy about her depressing life  actually made me feel sad.
making plans with stacy & graciela is soo fun but such a struggle   ️ son bien idiosas las dos	Making plans with Stacy & Graciela is soo fun but such a headache . The two of them are very demanding  .
<user> <user> te consigo date no bs (;?	<user> I can get you a date , no bullshit .
<user> <user> miren weyas friday 14 movies & tomorrow mall   ️	<user> Hey guys, Friday 14th we're going to the movies & tomorrow the mall
<user> <user> no graciela eso me lo dicen everyday so there's no need ! & stacy that actually sounded cute so gracias (':	<user> <user> no need , they tell me that everyday ! & Stacy that sounded kind of cute , so thank you (':
<user> <user> stacy fuck you & your fake ass!! & 911 is calling me orita llego (;	<user> <user> stacy fuck you & your fake ass!! & I'm about to call 911 right now , it's bouta go down (;
he said juntate con nosotros i te aremos rica	He said join us and we'll make you rich.
<user> <user> lmfaoo shit idk  pero encuentren ride  osea we've been planning this all week	<user> <user> lmfaoo I have no idea where they're coming from but we need people to drive , basically . We've been planning this for a whole week .
<user> <user> haha pues eske ya me junto con narcos  so don't fuck with me!  & oh shit i should send him (; en la ram	<user> <user> haha it's because I hang out with drug dealers so don't mess with me! & oh shit i should text him (; in the ram
si eres de guanajuato say no more ya me caistes bien (;!!!!  ️	If you're from Guanajuato that's all I need to know , you've won me over (;!!!! 🧡
i'm always fighting in that class con la de monterrey, el de san luis i con el de coahuila i el de durango /. -!!!	I'm always fighting in that class with the one from Monterrey, the one from San Luis, the one from Coahuila and the one from Durango.
mi wonderful mom me dio hot chocolate	my wonderful mom gave me hot cocoa
<user> <user> yess cuando again? & come tomorrow to my casa	<user> <user> yess when again ? & come tomorrow to my house
ojala i en summer aya me kede un año ya que mi apaa termino la casa   ️	I hope that this summer I can stay there for a year since my dad finished the house ️
<user> <user> pinche graciela echando la mala sal you needa know the plan	<user> <user> damn graciela spreading the bad luck you need to know the plan
i'm so hungry  but fuck you food nomas me aces fat	I'm so hungry but fuck you food you just make me fat.
<user> fuck it con que sea food	<user> fuck it as long as it's seafood
pues ya good night	well, good night then.
mi big brother ya se va al baile  i choosed his outfit (;!	My big brother is already leaving for the dance , I chose his outfit (!)
i saw vania's cousin today  kasi me deretia  <user>	I saw Vania's cousin today, he's such a cutie <user>
con la mamada que me salio  to funny	with the bullshit excuse that I got it's too funny
i'm so cold that i'm shaking de pies a cabeza	I'm so cold that I'm shaking from head to toe.
<user> i wish  & uhh orita deja vorro a algien & i'll add you that's how you know it's real	<user> I wish and right now let me drop some people & I'll add you that's how you know it's real
<user> <user> lmao i would pero you know i don't want him to think i'm weird so yes ay despues (;	<user> <user> lmao i would but you know i don't want him to think i'm extra so yeah later (;
<user> <user> hells yea el tambien (;   ️	<user> <user> hells yea he too (;  🔥
<user> <user> look honey 1. es edwin 2. campeon is already mine since days ago 3. idk what pero their mine   ️	<user> <user> look honey 1. it's Edwin 2. Campeon is already mine since a few days ago 3. I don't know pero they're mine   ﾂ﫡
than he was like deseguro you be pulling a lot of guys me: no .__.	"Then he was like ""deseguro"" you be getting a lot of dudes me: no .__."
<user> but hs tambien ehh & i know  por pa que keremos mas asi estamos bien less bs ._.	<user> but it's also eh & i know por eso we want more that's why we're good less bs ._.
can someone go to the movies with me today?... no okay acavo ni te keria	Can someone go to the movies with me today?... no alright I didn't even want to go with you
when my mom tells my dad i'm not gonna cook today so llevanos a comer > lol	when my mom tells my dad I'm not gonna cook today so take us out to eat > lol
<user>: no se que tienen mis ojos que puros pendejos veo lmfao!! dawwggg!!! rt!!! por'doquiera hay orita.. es una epidemia alv	<user>: i don't know what's wrong with my eyes , i keep seeing a**holes lmfao !! dawwggg !! rt !! there's so many of them around nowadays , it's an epidemic fuck !
ay si! ay si! escucho corridos y tomo buchannan's y me siento bien chingon!!! gtfoh!!!!	Oh please! I listen to narco-corridos and drink Buchanan's whiskey and I feel so badass!!! Get out of here!!!
these dumb mf's drinking outside my house... <<< mokosos pendejos si no aguantan no le entren... -.-	These dumb motherfuckers drinking outside my house... Don't start if you can't handle it, damn it... -.-
fuimos a la pulga de el 812 & de ayi invite a mi ma, mi hermana, mi sobrina, y mi princesa a cenar al saltlickbbq! they loved it:)	We went to the flea market at 812 & from there I invited my mom , my sister , my niece , and my princess to dinner at saltlickbbq ! They loved it:)
<user>: <user> oh gosh babe/.\ thank you  ️ your the bestest of the best  ️ i love yoooooou  ️ de nada teamoprincesa	<user>: <user> oh gosh darling/.\ thank you ️ you're the freaking best ️ I love yoooooou ️ te adoro princessa
i'm so tired! tengo sueñoooo de a maiz i wanna go to sleep pero blahhh gotta wait for my love to call me pa poder dormir agusto :(	I'm so tired! I have so much corn sleep in me I want to go to sleep but blahhh I have to wait for my love to call me so I can sleep soundly :(
<user> so he talked 2 em & 2 us & let us kno that we were all his friends y k no nos keria ver peliar so he diffused the situation	<user> so he talked to him & to us & let us know that we were all his friends and that he didn't want to see us fighting so he defused the situation .
<user> he sure did! i remember back in the day when the b-boyz had probz con nosotros at gmx este andy was stuck between friends	<user> he sure did ! i remember back in the day when the b-boyz had issues with us at gmx this andy was stuck between being friends in español .
ok yaaa enough duranguense tweets 4 2day a llamarle a mi reina hermosa hija d mi pinshi suegra lol k su voz es lo k me completa mis noches	Okay yeah, enough Duranguense tweets for today . Time to call my gorgeous queen , my mother-in-law's beautiful daughter lol Her voice is what completes my nights .
<user> yes es la de si te vuelves a enamorar by alacranes musical:)	"<user> it's ""If You Fall in Love Again"" by Alacranes Musical :)"
i honestly dont give a flying fuck!!! yo digo las cosas como quiero ^.^ si no te gustan.. pues a chihuahua a un baile;)	I honestly don't give a flying fuck!!! I say things the way I want to ^.^ If you don't like them... well, go to Chihuahua and have a dance ;)
my gf is a hoe ass nigga when it comes to feeling remorse for them poor little pollitos k los hicieron chicken mcnuggets :(	My girlfriend is a real piece of work when it comes to feeling sorry for those poor little chicks that became chicken nuggets :(
y luego cuando trival muzik was actually good & we always won the trival contests cuz all of us screamed loud af y zapateabamos pa ganar lol	And then when tribal musik was actually good & we always won the trivia contests because all of us screamed super loudly and we danced with zapateo to win lol
back when i was worry free cada viernes ayi estabamos to2 los inkietosabandonados! ayi abajito dl escenario con djliz! pistiando 2 her mix's	Back when I was worry free every Friday there we were the abandoned inkietos! Down below the stage with DJ Liz! Partying 2 her mixes!
<user> yes it was  y tu k no kerias ir de primero... lol me agarraste mi paso perfectamente bien  now that was a turn on ;d	<user> yes it was and you didn't want to go first... lol you caught me perfectly well my dear, now that was a turn on ;d
<user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> gracias primo! (: d nada! enjoy ur day off	<user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> thank you cousin ! (: you're welcome ! hope you enjoy your day off
<user> nelll weee! puro pex tuyo mantaaa chaleees weee!! te pasaaaass!!! jejeje jk	<user> it's all your fault , damn it ! you're the one ! jejeje just kidding
<user> eww can we do a re-do of this day my hair was just ewww lol no estaba fresh faded;)	<user> eww can we re-live this day , my hair was so damn ugly lol it wasn't fresh faded ; )
<user> hahaha soy faniii lol jk	<user> hahaha I'm such a fangirl lol jk
<user> suele suceder.. i usually do the same cuando me encelo over my gf :/	<user> it usually happens .. i do the same when i'm crushing over my gf :/
<user> lol i woulda been like 'buelaaa no me odies xk estoy mas nalgona k tu lmao jk	<user> lol i woulda been like 'grandma , don 't hate me because i 'm more junk-in-the-trunk than you lmao jk
<user> ya vez!!! i have all the right to get jealous...	<user> you see !!! i have all the right to get celoso...
yo no fui mcm de nadie fml... mejor me voy a comer unos tacos pa quitarme lo awitado :( lol jk	I wasn't anyone's man crush monday fml ... I'd better go eat some tacos to cheer myself up :( lol not really
a dormir se a dicho! 1st day of work mañana... we'll see how it goes tomorrow! i'm nervous!	Off to bed! First day of work tomorrow ... let's see how it goes, I'm nervous!
"""<user> no no nooo tu estas malll es """"di no a las drogas"""" no al sex lmao jk eyyyt ya te vere cabronaaaa lol"""	"<user> no no nooo you are sooo bad , ""say no to drugs"" say no to sex lmao jk eyyyt see you later bitch lol"
<user> de nada princesa  i'm so lucky to have such a gorgeous girlfriend like you	<user> You're welcome princess, I'm so lucky to have such a beautiful girlfriend like you.
<user> no seas odiosa weyyyy pinche chafaaaa lmao osea wey vete al oceano y undeteee lol	<user> stop being a pain in the ass dude lmao dude go to the ocean and drown yourself lol
pues por ay esta el dicho que uno es como la gente que we asocia con... she need jeeezasss lol cuz all that fake ain't good cahhh lol	Well , there's this saying that one is like the company one keeps ... she needs Jesus lol because all that fake shit ain't good y'know lol .
<user> lol true pero nooo i gotta save up pa ese diaaaa!!!:)	<user> lol true but nooo i gotta save up for that day!!!:)
<user> plus i was lookin fuglyyy uh uhh bubu lmao si le voy a pedir k c case conmigo best believe imma b lookin fly like a mf! lol	<user> plus i looked damn ugly uh huh bubu lmao if i'm gonna ask them to be my date , you better believe i'm gonna look fly as hell ! lol
<user> jaja no te creas! we just thought it'd be funny to make ppl think we were getting married ya k todo creen x internet lmfao	<user> haha don't believe it! we just thought it would be funny to make people think we were getting married ya know everyone believes what they see on the internet lmfao
<user>: baaaaaaabe i'm hungry. vamos a cicis after 6?	<user>: baaaaaaabe I'm hungry . Let's go to Cicis after 6 pm ?
<user> te llevo un cockmeat sandwich si quieres lololol	<user> I'll bring you a cockmeat sandwich if you want lololol
<user> wait till your 18th bday y t llevo a xtc lol	<user> wait till your 18th birthday and I'll take you to xtacy lol
lol no me gusta que me anden cuidando! ni k fuera chamakito d kinder! -.-	lol I don't like it when they treat me like a kid being babysat ! As if I were a kindergartener ! -.-
<user> can i get a amen!!!!!!! like damnnn mf hallelujah!!!! ese guache david se la rifo	<user> can i get an amen!!!!!!! like damn bro hallelujah!!!! that dude david killed it
<user> <user> ya vez baee ya la asustasteee lol	<user> <user> there you go scaring her away lol
<user> <user> va estar acariciando a la vaca diciendole k la ama y she's so glad she has a friend like her y la cow va estar	<user> <user> will be petting the cow telling it how much she loves it and she's so glad she has a friend like her
<user> <user> yes & then we ride off into the sunset hahaha lmfao lame no! we keep partying cn una barbacoa y chicharrones;)	<user> <user> yes & then we ride off into the sunset hahaha lmfao not lame! we keep partying with a barbecue and pork cracklings ; )
<user> <user> no tanto como yo amor  nadie me hace tan feliz tanto como tu  y no soy beaner soy 'merrikan lol -.- jk	<user> <user> not as much as me , my love . no one makes me as happy as you do , and I'm not a beaner , I'm 'merrikan lol -.- jk
damnnn okeiii i just wanted to eat :( pos ya que a cosinar se a dichooooo * starts making sandwich till mom gets here * :(	damnnn okay I just wanted to eat :( well , if I can't buy it , I'll have to make it myself * starts making a sandwich until mom gets here * :(
yo! where the fuck my mom at? traigo hambre y ella de callejera no! no! no! no!!! yo quiero breakfast k se venga home now!!! * calling her *..	Yo! Where the fuck is my mom at? I'm hungry and she's not here! Not now! Not now! Not now!!! I want breakfast, someone tell her to come home now!!! *Calling her*...
<user> it all depends on what kind of ppl you surround urself w/ no todos los hombres mentimos.. at least i certainly don't:)	<user> it all depends on what kind of people you surround yourself with not all men lie .. at least I certainly don't :)
<user> me traes 2 tacos d al pastor y 2 d fajita. sin frijoles puro arroz! ah y una espray! sinhielo lol jk goodluck on thevid bro!!	<user> bring me 2 al pastor and 2 fajita tacos . no beans , just rice ! ah , and a spray ! without ice lol jk goodluck on the vid bro !
<user> yesss bailando al son de la tambora y k mueva bien las caderas como si estuviera bailando kebradita.. makes me melt ;d  >>>>	<user> yesss dancing to the beat of the big drum and the way she moves her hips like she's dancing kebradita .. makes me melt ;d
"""as coach g'rod would say """"mexico lleva a tu gente!!!"""""""	"""as coach g'rod would say 'Mexico bring your people!!!'"""
<user> <user> lol they would be playing boliche super intense or soccer pa ver kien compraba las cocas nxt time lol	<user> <user> lol they would be bowling super intensely or playing soccer to see who'd buy the next cokes lol
<user> ahhhh i blaaassshhhhh  te amo pinsheshhhh	<user> ahhhh i blaaassshhhhh  I love you so much, my friend!
<user> lmao no le entendiste xd te kieren a ti lol	<user> lmao you didn't understand them xd they want you lol
<user> eske kieren carne mexicana lmfao hahaha jk	<user> They want Mexican meat lmfao hahaha just kidding.
<user> uh ohhh!!! what you just said!!!! / (0.0)\ we're getting oldddd!!!! wow!!! ya empezamos con our back in our days... lol	"<user> uh ohhh!!! what you just said !!! "" / (0.0) \ we're getting oldddddd !!! wow !!! there we go with our back in the day ... lol"""
<user> that's bcuz in our times trival was original & had good music 2 it then all the other djs le mezclaron techno music y blah	<user> that's because in our times tribal was the authentic one & had good music too then all the other djs mixed it with techno and blah.
<user> sure! ay nomas me das $$$pa el pasaje & we good;) well after my gf's graduation pa en junio vamos! & en mi truck! ^.^ yes	<user> Sure! Just give me the $$ for the ticket and we're good ;) We'll go after my girlfriend's graduation in June and we'll take my truck! ^.^ Yes!
<user> lol asi soy y asi sere hehehe understandable but yo prefiero mandarlos x donde vinieron! its less bs ^.^	<user> lol that's just me hehehe understandable but I'd rather send them back where they came from! less bullshit ^.^
<user> lmao its funny cause primero andan hablando d uno y luego vienen a pedir favores & i'm just like nah buscenle x otro lado!	<user> lmao it's funny because primero they're talking shit about you and then they come asking for favors & i'm just like nah fuck off ! Find someone else !
<user> no seas amargadaaaa!!! lol xd that would be fun too:)	<user> Don't be a sourpuss!!! lol xd that would be fun too:)
yo kiero pluckers :/ lol	I want to go to Pluckers :/ lol
i had the best dream exactly on his birthday!:) la verdad k lo amo con to'o el	I had the best dream exactly on his birthday !: ) The truth is I love him with all my heart .
fuck that ni ke el me vaya a mantener toda la vida lol	fuck that ain't nobody gonna maintain me all my life lol
ke me compre un carrito pa irme con mis friends and party lol	Can you buy me a little cart so I can go with my friends and party lol
since i started working ya ni disfruto la vida lol	Since I started working I barely enjoy life lol
if u still love her you should give her otro chance	If you still love her you should give her another chance.
<user> lmao yeah sure el tuyo parece ke te lo iso un lil kid	<user> lmao yeah sure yours looks like it was designed by a little kid
<user> actually yo me bajaba porke te echabas unos pedos bien apestosos ke no aguantaba fumigabas todo el room xd	<user> actually I left because you'd fart so badly that I couldn't stand it , you fumigated the whole room xd
should i give oomf the candy nawh mejor me lo como yo lol	Should I give my crush the candy nah I'd better eat it myself lol
i'm the type of person that would get drunk af do stupid shit darme unos chingasos call or text my crush and the next day i will do it again	I'm the type of person that would get drunk as fuck , do some stupid shit , get some bitchslaps , call or text my crush and the next day I'll do it all over again .
<user> nigga my tat ain't even fucked up otra cosa ke tu no saves ni leer ha	<user> nigga my tattoo isn't even messed up , you can't even read it , ha
oomf anda de buenas pues ke abra comido lol	oomf's in a good mood , he must have eaten well lol
kuando me vaya a la or mexico ima take my queen	When I go to Mexico I'll take my queen.
this guy made cookies other one made tamales other guy made cookies another guy made mole a girl made fresas i made ensalda de pollo	This guy made cookies other one made tamales other dude made cookies another one made mole a lady made strawberries I made chicken salad.
tragando tamales in class lol	Eating tamales in class lol
cuzs then itzayana me va a kitar lo ke me dieron -.-	because then Itzy will take away what they gave me .
she thought the chocolate and teddy bear eran pa ella lol	she thought the chocolate and teddy bear were for her lol
i don't really like sopa de conchas	I don't really like shell soup.
finna go a mcdonalds con la nohemi	Finna go to McDonald's with La Nohemi
gonna download that game hopefully no me ponga toda mad cuzs lo borro	I'm going to download that game hopefully it doesn't make me so mad that I delete it.
i wish she would come back that women se olvido de mi smh	I wish she would come back that woman forgot about me smh
not playing w females nomore i judt got slap por andar de pendejita	not playing with females anymore i just got slapped for acting like a little idiot
<user>: lo mato and ill take her gf lmfao lol too funny	<user>: I'll kill him and I'll take his girlfriend lmfao lol too funny
me and yazmin were looking at that milby page and we told nohemi and her bitchass hide lmfao ya la cache	Me and Yazmin were looking at that Milby page and we told Nohemi and her bitch-ass hide, ya la cache.
my manager is gay lol so ya somos amiguis xd	my manager is gay lol so we're friends now xd
nomas kuzs mis tattoos	just my tattoos
"""my manager's name is gabby and i show her my tattoo she was all like """"awww i feel special u got my name tatted up"""" ha se emociono lol"""	"""my manager's name is gabby and i show her my tattoo she was all like 'awww i feel so special you got my name tattooed up' lol she got excited"""
lmao la mom de yazmin me dijo ke me oigo bien mamona lol	lmao Yazmin's mom told me I sound like a stuck-up bitch lol
i don't accept both of yalls dare no no no el coco no	I don't accept both of your dares no no no coconut not happening
me and nohemi are waiting for everyone to go to sleep so we can male summ arroz con leche lol	Me and Nohemi are waiting for everyone to fall asleep so we can make some damn rice pudding lol
<user> ha pos have fun its pretty te subes al horse its cute lol	<user> well have fun it's pretty you ride the horse it's cute lol
we got on the horse w summ teddy bears and un alien parecia ke llevavamos toda la fam lol	We got on the horse with some teddy bears and a alien it looked like we were the whole family lol
itzayana is my niña travieza	Itzayana is my naughty girl.
<user> lol nomas pokito ha	<user> lol just a little bit ha
made a mexican hamburger (tortilla, keso, jamon, and mayonesa);)	Made a Mexican hamburger (tortilla , cheese , ham , and mayonnaise ) ;)
tomorrow i gotta work and todavia ando en el pedo lol	Tomorrow I have to work and I'm still hungover lol
this teacher tellin us we gotta get amrry before aflojar la tortilla	This teacher's telling us we gotta get married before we can let the tortilla loosen .
la mom de eliseo said ke tengo la cabeza de teletuvi smh -.-	Eliseo's mom said I have a teletubby head smh -.-
why? cuzs u ain't shit ni mi dad me dice ke aser menos tu	why ? cuz you're not shit , not even my dad tells me what to do less you
but the her mom told us to stop cuzs nos ivan a cachar lol	but her mom told us to stop because they were going to catch us lol
i remember when me and oomf used to get out during lunch pa komprar gorditas lol	I remember when me and oomf used to get out during lunch to buy some damn gorditas lol
50$ por un vip lap dance	50$ for a VIP lap dance
el guy ke esta atras de mi ta heart broken	The guy behind me is heart broken.
kuzs i mean nomas tengo like 1 month single	I've been single for only about a month .
<user> i cann't lmao me mandaromandarins bien bonito alv ha	<user> I can't LMAO they sent me some nice oranges up in here alv ha
ima go w gma rn a contarle el chisme	I'm going to go tell Grandma the gossip right now.
cuzs se lo va a chingar lol	'cause he's gonna fuck it up lol
i hope itzayana nunka tenga bf	I hope Itzyana never have a boyfriend.
today me dieron una pinche shot y me rompieron mi corazonsito npw	Today they gave me a damn shot and broke my little heart npw
<user> ah empezar el monday bien lol	<user> let's start this monday right lol
can yall like plis help me find her cuzs ni la konosko	Can you guys please help me find her because I don't know her at all.
jk jk yo mo miro eso	jk jk I don't watch that
aver si cae un party tonight	Let's hope there's a party tonight .
ima try to stay single por un year aver si puedo	I'm going to try to stay single for a year let's see if I can
ain't no one gonna come tellin me ke sabe ke and then unfollow me wtf	Ain't no one gonna come telling me que sabe que and then unfollow me wtf
cuzs le eche espuma en la boca lol	because I foam at the mouth lol
still here en la casa chillin	Still here at the house chilling.
damm i guess ya ne kacharon en la movida todas estas pinches viejas fuck it	Damn I guess they didn't get me in the action all these damn bitches fuck it
it was cute when i hug my brother and told him ke lo keria mucho: *	It was cute when I hugged my brother and told him que lo quería mucho: *
lmao el jugo vida tenia cocaina lo sospecho andamos muy lokas lol	lmao the juice we were drinking had cocaine in it i suspect we're fucked up lol
uta ke nos van a invitar a calibre 50 npw lmao	Damn , they 're gonna invite us to see Calibre 50 now LMAO .
dime ke me kieres dime ke me adoras dime ke me piensas and ya no me akuerdo lol	Tell me you love me , tell me you adore me , tell me you think of me and I can't remember lol .
"""i said """"me kiero echar un churro de mota"""""""	"I said ""I want to smoke some weed."""
lmao rn we laughing todos mongolas	lmao rn we're laughing so hard we're literally monkeys
diciendole a su amigo ke me agrege en fb chorros lol	telling my friend to add me on fb so hard lol
ami me vale madre ke ya no me kieras kon ke no digas chingaderas de mi i'm good	I don't give a damn if you don't love me anymore just don't talk shit about me
so i guess no vamos a ir ala virgen today	So I guess we're not going to la Virgen today.
now we cool but molesta mucho	Now we're cool but it annoys me a lot.
ultimo dia del año y me corrieron de mi kasa lol npw	last day of the year and I got kicked out of my house lol npw
just woke up otra vez	just woke up again
tomorrow going a la virgen w my people	Tomorrow I'm going to La Virgen with my folks.
when i'm drunk i always say i have un nopal en la for head lol	When I'm drunk I always say I have un cactus on my forehead lol
everyone is singing asta yo lol	Even I'm singing until lol
don't put tragos de amrgo licor cuzs ayi si ya valio y me acabo la bottle	Don't give me bitter drinks shots cuzs there if it's already over and I finish the bottle .
damm estos frijoles con chile were good af	damn these beans with chile were so good
aka con los friends dancing and shit lol	"That would be ""aka hanging out with the friends and stuff lol""."
aveces namas me kiero poner tape and abrirmelos	Sometimes I just want to put on tape and rip them open .
idk why females like my eyes parecen de pinche camaron	I don't know why females like my eyes they look like shrimp's eyes
<user> nombre ya mero ptras a la skool smh	<user> we're about to head back to skool soon smh
<user> en el metro fuck it lol	<user> in the subway fuck it lol
<user> lol pos pa la otra nos vamos a un house party ya sabes	<user> lol well next time we're going to a house party you know
i hate when people talk shit cuzs i drink si supieran ke sus hijos tan igual oh piores ha	I hate when people talk crap because I drink. If they only knew their kids were the same or even worse.
<user> <user> <user> buajajajj love you to prima :p looks like my job here is done lol	<user> <user> <user> Buahahaha love you too cousin :p looks like my job here is done lol
<user> ayyy watchu know about that jajaja walking around la plaza with a bigass cup from la michoacana	<user> ayyy , do you know anything about that jajaja ? walking around the plaza with a huge cup from the ice cream place .
both of my sisters know the lyrics to 500 balazos better than me lol pinches chuntaras	Both of my sisters know the lyrics to 500 bullets better than me lol damn cheaters
el hotel miramar is going to get some serious business after this	El hotel Miramar va a tener mucho movimiento después de esto.
waiting for them to present el chapo and is almost time for me to go to work	Waiting for them to present El Chapo and it's almost time for me to go to work.
watching a narconovela after working out haha ñordeloscielos	watching a narco novel after working out haha lord of the heavens
hopefully i get this job and get paid good so i can take my mom and my grandma serenata on dia de las madres like my uncle used to do	Hopefully I get this job and get paid well so I can take my mom and my grandma out for a serenata on Mother's Day like my uncle used to do.
i wish i had someone special this valentines day so i can take a mariachi to their house y darle serenata	I wish I had someone special this Valentine's Day so I can take a mariachi to their house and serenade them.
<user> forreal wey i thought her was better than that! collazo es un callejero man that fool can fight!!	<user> forreal bro i thought he was better than that ! ese wey es bien callejero man that dude can fight !!
<user> buajajajaj!!!! awww i mssed messing with you prima :p	<user> buajajajaj!!!! awww I missed messing with you , cousin :p
<user> one day you'll have some good tres leches or chocoflan and youre going to be all like :o this is great!!! jajajaj	<user> one day you'll have some delicious tres leches or chocoflan and you'll be like :o wow!!! jajajaj
<user> omg are you serious?!?!? if theres anything i love in this world its tres leches!!!	<user> omg are you serious?!?!? If there's anything I love in this world it's three milks!!!
<user> jajajajja ayy precious have you tried the chocolate filled gansitos?? they're sooooo good!!!	<user> jajajajja ayy precious have you tried the chocolate-filled cuernitos?? they're sooooo good!!!
<user> lol vale todos los dias!! except holidays :p	<user> lol it's all good every day!! except for the holidays :p
fuck it ill be a stripper no me awito lol	fuck it I'll be a stripper no me da pena lol
la la na na na na na don't trip asi se va	It's all good my dude don't trip that's how it goes down
<user> ora jajajj yea man i need to see what's up with the cuz first but i'll let you know	<user> now jajajj yeah man i need to check in with the cousin first but I'll let you know
don't trip asi se va	Don't worry, that's how it goes.
<user> mmmmm never been to a bonfire... i prefer carne asada jajaja	<user> mmmmm never been to a bonfire ... i prefer meat roast jajaja
hell yea free lunch;) i got it like that jaja taco pirata	Hell yeah free lunch ;), I got it like that, haha pirate taco.
<user> lol precious eres callejera :o jajaja jkjk yea me too even on my days off i sleep all late	<user> lol precious you're such a street rat :o jajaja jkjk yea me too even on my days off i sleep super late
those aguas frescas doe!!!! jajaja	those fresh waters doe !!! jajaja
i wish i was back in vallehermoso right now walking around the plaza drinking a cold agua de melon de la michoacana	I wish I was back in Vallehermoso right now , strolling around the plaza , drinking a cold watermelon juice .
<user> true true, okay is a tie between 3msc, tengo ganas de ti, and amar te duele jahaja	<user> true true , okay it's a tie between 3msc , I want you back , and Love Hurts haha
today is the perfect day for a carne asada and that's exactly what we're doing;)	Today is the perfect day for a barbecue and that's exactly what we're doing;).
some random ass guy just asked me que si soy la mentada chaparra de la gavia...	Some random guy just asked me if I'm the notorious short girl from Gavia .
pops gave me $10 for lunch today and an extra $20 pa que no le pida el weekend!!	My pops gave me $10 for lunch today and an extra $20 so I won't ask him for money during the weekend!
"""<user> lmaoo right!! mi cunada siwmore me dice """"fabii how can you walk in these huge things"""" its not that damn hard lol"""	"<user> lmaoo right !! my sister-in-law always teases me , "" Fabii , how the hell do you walk in those huge things ?"" It's not that damn hard , lol"
<user> you know its true mi pato!	<user> you know it's true my duck!
<user> me dos!!! first year dancing all rodeo season lol!! gonna get crazy or wah?! lmao	<user> Me dos!!! First year dancing at all the rodeos this season lol!! This is gonna be lit af or what?! Lmao
<user> mmm hasta de beso me saludo i wass like omg omg lol jk jk	<user> mmm he only gave me a kiss on the cheek i was like omg omg lol jk jk
<user> no era early you were getting tacos and i was behind you in line	"<user> it wasn't ""early"" you were getting tacos , I was behind you in the queue ."
<user> me tooo aver si si lo veo! cause i dint remember seeing you all last summer!	<user> me tooo let's see if i can spot you ! cause i didn't really see you at all last summer !
<user> ohhhh lmfaooooo i gett it. srry como que me dio un blonde moment	<user> ohhhh lmfaooooo i get it . srry i had a blonde moment .
<user> osea im super duper esmart!!!! que cress lol thanks babes (:	<user> Okay , I'm super duper smart ! What do you think about that , huh ? lol thanks babes (:
<user> omg y si pero tu cuenta hows it going doea he still go visit you lol?	<user> omg and what about cuenta how's it going does he still go visit you lol?
<user> de nada. esque se me olvido cause juan doesnt tell me abt his love life y los otros si	<user> You're welcome . It's because Juan never tells me about his love life , unlike the others .
"""<user> eso es lo que dicen... mine was """"algo chiquito"""" lol"""	"<user> that's what they say . mine was ""something little"" lol"
<user> lol okay pues!!! me dejas saber. dudeeeee you guys leave in two weeks no?	<user> lol alright then !!! let me know . Dudeeeee you guys are leaving in two weeks , right ?
<user> te vienes tu cause my momma wrks!	<user> are you coming because my momma's working!
<user> yea aye mas o menos we jst got him last night so todavia no lo conosemos bien! you need to see him before he gets big tho!	<user> yeah we just got him last night so we don't know him well yet ! You'll have to see him before he gets big though !
<user> lmaoo eso si! no but hes barley two months so hes fricken crazy! and del rancho where the weddings gonna be at	<user> lmaoo that's right ! but he's barely two months old so he's freaking nuts ! and from the ranch , where the wedding 's gonna be , at
he woke us all up at 4:30 os que pedo?!	He woke us all up at 4:30 what the fuck?!
y eso que only my tia oti and them were here imagine if all my uncles were here!	And that's only my aunt and them were here , imagine if all my uncles were here !
waiting for my momma to get home y nada :(	Waiting for my mom to get home and nothing :(
i misss mi chaparra del alma y a la cachetona de kary even though i saw them sunday no fue nada!!!	I miss my dear shorty and little-cheeked Kary even though I saw them Sunday it wasn't enough!!!
i miss being able to tlk to you and trust you en todo. and now its like nothing ever happened!	I miss being able to talk to you and trust you en todo. It's like todo el mundo changed!
she wakes up at 4am wrks from 5:30 - 3:30 and then at 5 se va trabajar al otro a doesnt get home till 11!	She wakes up at 4am works from 5:30 - 3:30 and then at 5 she goes to work at the other place doesn't get home till 11pm!
i hate how since we moved both my parents left their jobs. and now my mom is the one wrking two jobs while my dads at the rancho all day!!!	I hate how since we moved both my parents left their jobs. And now my mom is the one working two jobs while my dad's at the ranch all day!
"""yea the """"bailamos bachata"""" one was suppose to be for marlene and only her!!!"""	"""Yes , the """"We Dance Bachata"""" one was supposed to be for Marlene , only her !!!"""
honest to god while all my quinceanera planning was going on delgaze mucho i went from a size 2 to a size 0	honest to god while all my quinceanera planning was going on me estaba estresando demasiado i went from a size dos to a size cero
i jst cracked my fone del coraje!	I just cracked my phone out of anger!
<user> gets to the point where if i walk se me dobla mi foot y me caigo	<user> gets to the point where if i walk my foot gives out and i fall
<user> i sat for the last hour por pendeja! lol but it was good for my ankle ya no la aguantava! ever since i broke it no aguanto!	<user> i sat for the last hour like an idiot ! lol but it was good for my ankle i couldn't take it anymore ! ever since i broke it , i can't tolerate it !
i love how el primo siempre se preocupa por mi	I love how el primo always looks out for me.
i regret going to the baile like seriously! si uviera supido ni pa que	i regret going to the dance like seriously ! if i had known , not even bother .
<user> why wouldnt i do tht! you've proved to me tht you are wrth every single wrd i said! eres la mejor amiga de todas! love you!	<user> why wouldn't I do that ! You've shown me you're worth every single word I said ! You're the best friend of all ! Love you !
<user> <user> <user> no preocupaciones me and marlensita got this	<user> <user> <user> don't worry , Marlen and I got this .
<user> <user> <user> most definetly well si voy cause mi dad dijo que si y luego que aver que most likely a yes but still	<user> <user> <user> most definetly yeah , I'm going because my dad said yes and he's gonna see what's up , but it's most likely a yes still .
no pos wow bonita chulada! im locked out of the house and my sisters bawling her eyes out!!!	Now that's a pretty mess ! I'm locked out of the house and my sisters are having a meltdown !
<user> uuuu pues srry haha this one is gonna be longer si dios quiere ;d and okay puess (:	<user> uuuu well , my bad haha it 's gonna be longer if God wills it ; d and alright then (:
mi dad el chamuco and mi ma la lujuria lmfaooooo	my dad the devil and my mom lust lmfaooooo
damn exactly 6 months from today vamos andar de pary!!! woot woot!!!	Damn exactly six months from today we're gonna be partying!!! Woot woot!!!
<user> que ya el rancho nos esta esperando right bigbooty?	<user> Is the ranch waiting for us already , bigbooty ?
osea ya me estoy haciendo super mega famosa!!!!  lmao	So I'm becoming super mega famous!!!!  LMAO
<user> oseaaaa mega amigis claro que you are me lo tienes mas que comprovado	<user> that's right mega friends you've proved yourself to me many times over
<user>: escuela de rancho is hands down one of the best youngest groups out there playing!	<user>: This shitty school is one of the best damn groups around that's for sure!
i can only send them to him! i dont care como me mire when i snapchat poncho el tambien se ve pa la fregada lol jk jk	I can only send them to him ! I don't care cómo me mire (how he looks at me) when I snapchat Poncho , he also looks like shit lol jk jk .
ya que se fueron mis silvas im all bored.. snapchat a nigga... fabii_carrera	Since my silvas left , I'm all bored .. Snapchat a nigga .. fabii_carrera
and i can never stay put!!! sepa pero yo me siento al	and I can never sit still!!! I don't know why , but I feel like getting up .
<user> i aint really liking the idea. como que si como que no. se la van a pasar en los casinos!!!	<user> I'm not really feeling it . It's like maybe yes maybe no . They're gonna spend all their time in the casinos !!!
<user> ima go sleepover your casa over the summer for a whole week! and thats good to hear asi me gusta	<user> ima go sleepover at your house over the summer for a whole week! and that's great to hear me gusta
y luego from my dads side.. that was extra hard because i love and get along with every single one of them all my life	and then from my dad's side .. that was extra difficult because I love and get along with them all my whole life
lifes crazy girl but heyyyy the good thing is que andamos al cien right now ans we cleared everything out	Life's crazy girl but heyyyy the good thing is we're doing great right now and we cleared everything out
lmaoo jk jk take your time es okay conmigo	lmaoo haha haha take your time it's okay with me
<user> yea lol. alexia always makes fun of me cause im short. y siempre le digo que she wont be able to wear heels y se enoja haha	"<user> yea lol . alexia always makes fun of me because I'm short . and I always tell her that ""un día te vas a poner tacos y no vas a poder"" and she gets mad haha"
<user> same thing i say que cresca pa arriva pero de pata no lol. ya que tho shes allready like a size bigger then me shes a 7 nd im a 6	<user> same , i say que crezca para arriba , pero en sentido figurado , no literal . ja , aunque ya sabes que ella ya es un poco más grande que yo , es talla 7 y yo soy 6 .
"""<user> haha asi esta mi sister se enoja y luego alrato shes like """"me prestas tus heels"""" lop"""	"""<user> haha that's my sister , she gets angry and then after a while she's like """"can you lend me your high heels"""" please ."""
<user> ya somos dos lol ive been eating all day!!	<user> we're two then lol i've been eating all day !
oh really?! bestfriends right? de cuando aca?	Oh really ?! Best friends since when ? desde cuándo ?
<user> mann yo ya quiero que la perdone lol	<user> mann I just want her to forgive me lol
my dad confessed he will miss his amigo del alma, his compadre	My dad confessed he will miss his brother from another mother , his godfather .
my moms enchiladas and arroz	My mom's enchiladas and rice
your lucky i cant sleep cause i took a nap hace rato si no i'd be knocked out!	Your lucky I can't sleep because I took a nap a while ago , or else I'd be knocked out !
no mattet how cute you were me caiste gordo!!!	It doesn't matter how cute you were I really disliked you!!!
i textes my mom all happy about it i even sent her emojis y ni me contesta	I texted my mom all happy about it , even sent her emojis and she doesn't reply .
<user> lmaoo no hasta que se le ablande la cabeza lol asi que callese comadre	<user> lmaoo not until his head softens up lol so hush up comadre
<user> yea.. but artemio said he would take me.. but no anda bien orita so i dont really wanna wake him up to take me	<user> yeah .. but artemio said he'd take me .. but he's not doing well right now so i don't wanna wake him up to take me
<user> cause my bus gets here at 6:30 and i take like an hour to get ready so mujer aprevenida vale por dos lol	<user> because my bus gets here at 6:30 and I take about an hour to get ready so una mujer prevenida vale por dos lol
i wonder como anda mi negro en el trabajo	I wonder how my dude is doing at work.
me avente exactly a month of vacation sali the 20th of december y today is my last day of vaycay!	I just spent exactly one month on vacation , I left on the 20th of December and today's my last day of vaycay !
<user> hang in their kary. be with her the whole time and take care of her... dice mi ma que si necesitan algo nos hablen	<user> hang in her room . Be with her the whole time and take care of her ... my mom says if they need anything , call us
and then he started telling abt the movie he watched! like niggah no me importa callate! lbs!!	And then he started talking about the movie he watched! Like dude , I don't care shut up ! Love you though !
wtfff save tht for home gente mas cochina!	wtfff save that for home damn dirty people!
no pero si fuera sido de ellas nos esperariamos hasta que varrieran el parking lot lol.	But if it had been them we would've waited for them to sweep the parking lot lol.
hoy les reclame todo a mis brothers y dad!	I yelled at my brothers and dad today!
si tuvieran ganas de ir it wouldny matter what time it was. they'd still be goinh!	If they were keen on going , they wouldn't care what time it was ! They'd still go !
<user> ahahhaha como tu chaparra?! lol jk jk ahhh i understand!	<user> ahahhaha like you shorty?! lol lol ahhh i get it!
<user> hasta que te acuerdas de mi! i miss you!!	<user> you remember me! i miss you !!
<user> the guy tht favorited your tweet tho lol... anyways asi ando yo i dont end up falling asleep till like one	<user> The guy who hearted/liked your tweet tho haha . Anyways eso estoy yo , no me duermo hasta como la una .
<user> ohhhhh haha no le a contado! text me pa platicar le!	<user> ohhhhh haha he hasn't told you ! text me to talk it over !
<user> que bueno. live the single life! its always better. pregunte me ami lol	<user> that's great . live the single life ! it's always better . ask me , me lol
<user> ya tiene novia otra ves?! and yo no. yo soy muy valiente. nomas me tapo los ojos half way y todo es okay lmao	<user> does he have a girlfriend again ?! and I don't . I'm so brave . I just cover my eyes halfway and everything's okay lmao
so when im at a party or something my fone is always vibrating getting txts and what not. & when im bored ni quien me pele -.-	So when I'm at a party or something my phone is always vibrating getting texts and stuff . When I'm bored no one can deal with me -- .
<user> omg i hate it! my mom tells us how her and her sisters hated when mi gpa no le decia si o no and im like thts how i feel!	<user> omg i hate it! my mom tells us how she and her sisters hated when my grandfather wouldn't give a clear 'yes' or 'no' answer and i'm like that's how i feel about <family member> !
"""he always responds like that -.- this morning i tld him i had a dream tht i was gonna die y me dijo """"why did you wake up?!"""" lil bitch :p"""	"""He always responds like that -.- this morning I told him I had a dream that I was going to die and he said '¿Por qué te levantaste? ¡Pequeño idiota :p!"""
"""i tld artemio im gonna die because this pain on my arms is to much y me dice """"pos que esperas, ya muerte"""" he loves me to damn much"""	"""I told Artemio I'm gonna die because this pain in my arms is too much and he says to me 'then what are you waiting for, die already?' He loves me too much."""
<user> si es que me llevan si se lo pongo pero si no. you're on your own buddy.. oh i got it se busca una bailadora y baila all night!	<user> if they take me along I'll set it up but if not . you're on your own buddy .. oh wait it's a dance party and someone dances all night !
my dad tlking to <user> dad and me wanting to say que me la pase! i misss her to muchh :'(	My dad is talking to <user> [Dad] and me wanting to say ¡Que me la pase! I miss her so much :'(
<user> yo tambien amanesi barefoot! do you ever feel like si no trai socks and your feet get cold your whole body gets cold?	<user> I did too! barefooted mornings are the worst , don't you think that when you don't wear socks , your cold feet chill your entire body ?
<user> ahhhh entonces asi si pues. you can say im weird then? lol	<user> ahhhh entonces así es , sí pues . So you can say I'm weird then ? lol
me avente mis buenas vacasiones! 4 week vacation!!! /o\	I had my great holidays! Four week vacation!!! /o\
i also cant sleep without my little pillow que mi abuelita nita me iso	I also can't sleep without my little pillow that my grandmother Nita made for me.
i sleep with socks but i always wake up with only one on y la otra by my pillow!	I sleep with socks but I always wake up with only one on and the other one is by my pillow!
like forreal why do ppl think its nasty to sleep with socks?! yo no duermo sin socks!	Like for real , why do people think it 's gross to sleep with socks ? I do n't sleep without socks !
<user> en la morning le digo cause she went to sleep cause se enfermo	<user> I'll tell her in the morning because she fell asleep as she wasn't feeling well .
horita its all fun and games but alrato que ira hacer!	Right now it's all fun and games but later it will get serious!
"""that """"famous"""" jonatan sanchez kid isnt even cute! the only thing que tiene es voice... js"""	"""that 'famous' jonatan sanchez kid isn't even cute! the only thing he's got is voice... js"""
<user> ahhhhh okay pues its..... no niggah te la mando en txt everyonea gonna know where i live!	<user> ahhhhh okay then it's.... not happening , my guy ! You're getting it via text , everyone's gonna know where I live !
va ser una hermosura when shes oldr..... as much as i hate her i still love her!	It's going to be a beauty when she's older . Even though I hate her , I still love her !
"""its always """"alex esto, alex el otro"""" osea hello you have two daughters no nomas una!!!"""	"""It's always 'Alex this, Alex that' like hello you have two daughters not just one!!!""."
<user> de nada but tu tienes el brush so even better lol sounds easier	<user> no problem but you have the brush so even better lol sounds easier
<user> haha yea. and yes really tambien mi cunada was scared but como mi tio trabaja en un zapateria he tld her que hace si las laban	<user> haha yeah , and yes indeed my sister-in-law was scared but since my uncle works at a shoe store , he told her what to do if they get wet .
<user> yeaaaa the first day i wore them i dropped water and i thought que se avian manchado cause they took forever to dry!	<user> yeaaaa the first day I wore them I dropped water on them and I thought que se avian manchado because they took forever to dry!
that mini heart i gwt of excitement because i might see las hermosura de silvas friday!!!	That mini heart i get of excitement because i might see las hermosas de Silva(s) Friday!!!
"""when """"que guey soy"""" plays and me and my mom start calling each other guey! lol (:"""	"""When 'que guey soy' plays and me and my mom start calling each other dumbass! lol (: """
i love how se deja llevar con nosotros!	I love how she goes with the flow with us!
"""i didnt know it offended you so much! but si no te fijaste it says """"pa que quiero bestfriends when i have cousins"""" mann seriously!!!"""	"I didn't know it offended you so much! But if you didn't notice , it says ""for what do I want best friends when I have cousins"" mann seriously !!!"
im glad we have my tio crispin fot another year and hopefully diosito le de mucho tiempo mas a nuestro lado. alegrando nos nostros corazones	I'm glad we have my uncle Crispin for another year and hopefully Diosito will give him much more time on our side . Filling our hearts with joy .
a huge birthday shoutout to the best tio anyone could evee have! wishing many more years y que siga asi tal y como es!	A huge birthday shoutout to the best uncle anyone could ever have! Wishing you many more years and may you stay just as you are!
<user> oh i jst did dicen que como esta el palillo	<user> oh i just did they say how's the stick
arreglar cosas?! fuck tht shit me canse de siempre rogar te! ahi tu y tu consencia!	Fix things ?! Fuck that shit , I'm tired of always begging you ! There you are with your conscience !
<user> so ya no te voy a ver for tu birthday?!	<user> so I'm not gonna see you for your birthday ?!
* alex wakes up from her nap * me: correle alex ya pa acavar el cuarto. alex: na mejor deja que llege liz.. no mejor no nosotras hacemos des ****	* alex wakes up from her nap * me: run alex let's finish the room now . alex : nah let's wait for liz to get here ... nope , let's do this the **** ourselves .
<user> yea probably! but idk yet nomas mi tia le hablo a mi ma. and yea ta chisqiada la alexia	<user> yea probably ! But I don't know yet my aunt's just talked to my mom . And yeah , Alexia's all jealous .
say waaaaa?! casa llena?! mi tia vero might come, my tio querido y adorado  is coming and alejandro :d	say waaaaa?! House full ?! My aunt Vero might come , my dear and beloved tio is coming and Alejandro too :d
<user> lmaooo como dijo mi es lo madre asi vengansen yo tengo ropa pa aventar pa afuera lol... seriously i realized i have sooo much	<user> lmaooo as my mom says it's the truth so come at me i have clothes to throw at you guys lol ... seriously i realized i have sooo many clothes
<user> you really dont get pimples.. nomas es saber se cuidar like not sleeping with makeup.. tht gives you acne!!	<user> You really don't get pimples . It's just about taking care of yourself , like not sleeping with makeup , that gives you acne !
yo no soy rincorosa and no matter what i will always be here for any one as long as they show me trust too	I'm not bitter , and I'll always be here for anyone as long as they show me trust as well .
traigooo perdida la feeee... traigo el corazon herido   my all time favorite song from viento!	I've lost my faith... I have a wounded heart, my all time favorite song from Wind!
"""<user> haha yea!! like the day of bdubs """"no se vayan que quiero saber el chisme"""" lmaooo"""	"<user> haha yea ! like the day of bdubs ""don't go anywhere i want to know the gossip"" lmaooo"
<user> ill wait till we move in the other house lol aki me da flojera	<user> I'll wait until we move into the new house lol I'm too lazy here
<user> mendiga -.- and yea i know but this moving is a pain in the booty ive been up since 9 cleaning and packing stuff y apenas	<user> damn -.- and yeah I know but this moving is a pain in the ass I've been up since 9 cleaning and packing stuff and it's not even noon yet
<user> osea read my other tweet!!! lol and ya manana si dios quiere	<user> read my other tweet !!! lol and yeah tomorrow if god wills it .
<user> <user> cause he almost busted his booty hace rato you should of seen him and artemio lol	<user> <user> cause he almost broke his ass cheech , you should've seen him and artemio lol
<user> but then tambien mu brother wrks early manana so tambien poreso ya ni dije nada	<user> but then my brother also works early in the morning so that's also why I didn't say anything
it feels great to be in pjs y bien fresh	It feels great to be in pjs and feel really relaxed/refreshed.
maury: mami amos bano cristi: vamos pues correle maury: me puedo llevar mis tarolas?! lmaoooo hes too cute	Maury: Mom, let's go to the bathroom. Cristi: Let's go then, hurry up. Maury: Can I bring my drums? Lmaoooo he's too cute.
maury bien happy with his present que le regalo su padrino oscar!	Maury is super happy with the present his godfather Oscar got him!
<user> okay pues!!!! ya dijo i cant believe your parents still remember me	<user> okay then ! ¡ ya dijo ! I can't believe they still remember me
<user> aye mi patty ni en sus suenos will they ever grow up!	<user> aye my patty they will never grow up even in their dreams!
<user> what the heck is going on?! a todos les esta saliendo asi... como que i dont like the new snapchat update	<user> What the heck is going on ?! Everyone's getting it like that ... I don't like the new Snapchat update .
<user> y ese milagro. its always open! thts how ive gotten in like 3 times lol	<user> and that miracle . it's always open ! that's how i've gotten in like three times lol
<user> si dios quiere pa this weekend	<user> if god wills it for this weekend
omg que que what?! que si dios quiere pal saturday tengo casa nueva!!!	omg what what?! if god wills it i'll have a new house on saturday!!!
"""nayeli: """"was it a baile de......"""" me: """"yea it was"""" nayeli: """"lmaoo pos que cuasualidad"""" lmaooo she made my day tht was too funny!!"""	"""nayeli: ""was it a baile de ......"""" me: ""yeap it was"""" nayeli: """"lmaoo pos que casualidad"""" lmaooo she made my day tht was too funny!!"""
<user> ill tell her manana she knocked out... and pa que beauty sleep si belleza ya tengo lol jk jk... i do need it.	<user> I'll tell her tomorrow , she's asleep ... and who needs beauty sleep when I already have beauty , right ? lol lol ... but I really do need it .
i cant tell my mom this because si no me pega lbs!!!	I can't tell my mom this because she'll kick me out of the house!!!
<user> <user> hopefully soon porque ya es mucho sin ver las	<user> <user> hopefully soon because it's been too long since I've seen them .
but i needa stop picking at ut porque si no its gonna brake:'d	but i need to stop picking at it because if i don't it's gonna break
que me castigue dios pero contigo aww how cute:)	May God punish me but with you aww how cute:)
y es k a mi edad soy como un restaurante k no le faltan los clientes i thought it was funny lol <<	and it's like at my age I'm a restaurant that doesn't lack customers.
'para k continuar si falta corazon' oh man what a song <<	'what's the point of carrying on if the heart's not in it' oh man what a song <<
decided to eat shrimp nachos from cindys;) ya k no eh comido en to'o el dia!	Decided to eat shrimp nachos from Cindy's ;), yeah I haven't eaten all day !
<user> tu carnita ah de salir bien beat up	<user> your meat must be well beaten up
borussia has about six players out on injury ora este	Borussia has about six players out with injury or something like that.
<user> segun they got chapo and all tuiter saying it's bs and making tuitazos	<user> according to them they got Chapo and all of Twitter is saying it's bullshit and making tweets about it.
<user> that's what i said, parsons es mi viejo but rondo shhi he cold	<user> that's what i said , Parsons es mi viejo but Rondo shit he's fire .
<user> dos tres dos tres getchu sum of them lil hats	<user> two three two three get you some of them little hats
<user> porque te voy a dejar and flee the country	<user> why am I going to abandon you and run away to another country
<user>.. you have the same username for everything no mames ha.	<user> ... you have the same username for everything damn it .
<user> <user> nahhhh ya nunca jamas agarras un snap!!!	<user> <user> nahhhh you never ever catch a snap!!!
<user>  ya somos bffffffff's pues ha	<user> we're besties then ha
<user> si i went outside aver k pex y ta bien pinche foggy	<user> yeah I went outside to see how it is and it's damn foggy out there
<user>  no mames wtf haha esa mamadaa	<user> Oh come on , wtf haha that shit .
<user> forreal? i'm different yo hasta agarro la peda again	<user> forreal? i'm different man i'll even get drunk again
<user> y'all don't say that when y'all drinking en la madrugada	<user> you guys don't say that when you're drinking in the early morning hours
<user> <user> ta bueno como pa in bonfire y unas bien heladas cao!!!	<user> <user> it's good enough for a bonfire and some frosty cold ones dude!!!
esa vieja has a deeper voice than mines!!	That girl has a deeper voice than mine!
not too much on mrs landry tho ella fue mi madrina de mi cap and gown	not too much on Mrs . Landry though , she was my sponsor for my cap and gown .
<user> you're morenita mrs landrey es prieta/quemada	<user> you're little brown one Mrs . Landrey is dark / burnt
"""<user> """"like"""" 2 spoons or two spoons. habla bien!! either she has two spoons or she doesn't. cual like no que nada"""	"<user> ""like"" two spoons or dos cucharadas . Speak properly ! Either she has dos cucharadas or she doesn't . What like nonsense !"
<user> ni good morning ni nada nahhhhhh pudrete!!	<user> Not a good morning or anything , go rot in hell !
"""eeeesteeee guey!! just called me to tell me """"comimos conejos y aguilas"""""""	"""eeeesteeee dude !! just called me to tell me ""we ate bunnies and eagles """""""
quien se echa una bedtime story?!?!??	Who wants to hear a bedtime story ?!?!?
la pina cuts hair 20minutes before playing <user>	The pineapple cuts hair 20 minutes before playing <user>
fiorentina has cuadrado in the bench no pos wow	fiorentina has squared off the bench no way wow
y como te dije chikitin <user> mac beat aldine nomas 3 zero skunk	And as I told you little one <user> Mac just beat Aldine 3-0 . It's a sweep!
tu y yo tito i su torbellino   ️	You and me , uncle , in this whirlwind ! ️
i was going thru my pictures and i found a video donde me esta cantando la de la diferiencia... haha funny stuff!! :d	I was going through my pictures and I found a video where he's singing the one about la diferencia... haha funny stuff !! :D
<user> oh me preguntaron if you were going... the one that gaves a ride that one time i guess his friend was asking	<user> oh they asked me if you were going... the one who gave a ride that one time , I guess his friend was asking
<user> santa fe salad from chilis is the best!!! totally recommend it.:)	<user> The santa fe salad from Chilis is the best ! Really recommend it :) .
ella es lokita pero es dulce come candy!!!:)	She's crazy , but she's sweet as candy ! 🙂
not to brag but dangg k suerte me cargo!!!;) ha	Not to brag but damn luck is on my side!!!;) ha
<user> alright ya dijiste!;) wait mejor friday i need some regeatton!!!	<user> alright you said it! ;) wait better yet Friday I need some reggaetón!!!
im usually never in a bad mood but today!!!!!! dang today is the exception... ya me sakaron de mis casillas <<<	I'm usually never in a bad mood but today!!!!!! Dang today is the exception... They've really gotten on my nerves today!
<user> solo juego ya saves! ya pronto cuando tu t dejes ver.. you too take care =)	<user> i only play you know ! soon when you let yourself be seen , you too take care =)
<user> ay guey tu si traes ya m ganaste!! lol im not working right now im just going to school:) y tu?	<user> Hey dude you're set , man ! lol I'm not working right now , I'm just going to school:) How about you ?
<user> lmao me? de k ablas si yo soy un angelito... i don't do that! ni uno ya no! how many have u broken? lol :d	<user> lmao what are you talking about , I'm an angel ... I don't do that ! Not even one ! How many have you broken ? lol : d
<user> manana? im goin to school :d anti-valentines thats funny	<user> Tomorrow? I'm going to school :d Valentine's Day jokes .
<user> uhh tu t lo pierdes.. lol jk	<user> you're the one missing out .. lol just kidding
<user> happy birthday to my amazing mother and tio  k estan con nosotros siempre!!:)	<user> Happy birthday to my amazing mother and uncle who are always with us ! : )
<user> girl bente pa la casa.. ya t abia dicho chingao! nomas k te dije k mas tarde cuz ahorita estoy con mis nieces!	<user> Come over to the house , girl . I told you already , damn it ! I just said later because I'm with my nieces right now !
<user> aww thats cute.. ya ves t dije k no tubieras hijos.. lol is she getting her ged?	<user> aww that's so sweet . As I said , you shouldn't have had kids , lol is she getting her GED ?
ella me pide something lmao that song brings back memories!!! :d haha <user>	She asks me for something lmao that song brings back memories!!! :d haha <user>
<user>: putos putos donde sea..!!!!! uff i feel ya girl.	<user>: damn damn wherever .!!!!! uff i feel ya girl .
la vida te esta cobrando to'o lo k me hisiste	Life is charging me back for all you did to me.
<user> pues you invited me to go chill but idk i wasnt really feeling it today.. mensa invita a tu boo	<user> well you invited me to go chill but I don't know , I didn't really feel like it today .. go invite your boo .
<user> nombre aki estoy esuchando musica!! u drinking?	<user> my name's here listening to music !! r u drinking ?
<user> <user> get ur shine on :d no podras	<user> <user> hit your stride :d you won't be able to stop them
<user> <user> oh shit ahora si ba a nevar.. you have a boo how cute :d just dont end up taking carlos haha jk si tu dises :d	<user> <user> oh shit it's really gonna snow .. you have a boyfriend how adorable :D just don't end up taking Carlos haha JK if you insist :D
<user> ha naw ni k me llamara yolli.. lol jk donde anda la tokaya? creo k ya le pegan verda?	<user> ha naw they will never call me yolli .. lol where's my cousin ? i think the shit's real , right ?
<user> you is something else.. hell me tienen k cumplir mis gustos :d	<user> you are something else . Hell , they have to cater to my every whim :D
<user> oh shoot im trippin lmao ni mire!! o.o es k my phone its too bright!! :d yeah u know it	<user> oh shoot I'm trippin' lmao didn't even look!! o.o it's just my phone is too bright!! :d yeah you know it
me and you playing fifa, no se piensalo? lol xd	Me and you playing FIFA, eh? Think about it, lol xd.
<user> i think just chill or maybe clubbing ya tengo tiempo k no voy	<user> I think just hanging out or maybe clubbing it's been a while since I went clubbing .
que bonito es lo bonito!! y k se awuiten los feos :d lol	How beautiful is beauty itself!! And let the ugly people shut up :d lol
<user> mira kien abla.. im good right now!! yes girl ya te dije!! -.-	<user> look who's talking . i'm good right now !! yes girl i told you !! -.-
but lets make the day better by going to chilis and getting a santa fe salad!!!;)	But let's make the day better by going to Chilis and getting a Santa Fe salad!!!;).
yo no se pero kiero fruta con chile.. im really craving it. :d	I don't know but I want fruit with chili powder... I'm really craving it. :D
<user> <user> nahh wtf yall can go to a stip club if yall want nosotros keremos ir a comer!!	<user> <user> nahh wtf y'all can go to a strip club if y'all want we want to go eat!!
"""lmao this bitch said """"abia k apostarle a todas las opsiones"""" se la rifa haha"""	"lmao this girl said ""we should bet on all the options"" she's so funny haha"
<user> ay perdon... saliste mas cabron k yo!! wait jk	<user> oh shit... you're way more badass than me !! wait joke
<user> pff escuche un pedo? :d haha naww todavia no ah nasido el k me lo calme nomas k im taking a break!! lol	<user> pff did i hear a fart ? :d haha nah it hasn't been born yet , the one who can calm me down . i'm just taking a break ! lol
<user> (s) egun? lol no ay problema hombres ay muchos;) haha and which day? tu guey yo no.. lmao	<user> How's it going ? lol no problem guys there are plenty ; ) haha and which day ? You're the man , I'm not .. haha
<user> stupid.. i think u do sometimes!! :o ya se por quien tmb... lol	<user> stupid.. i think you do sometimes too!! :o i know who else... lol
<user> lmao your already know k soy experta en eso!! ha	<user> lmao you already know I'm a pro at that!! ha
<user> haha for reals.. its my drug.. nah pero it gets me hyper! -.- idk why? i think is the sweet tea.. lol toy bn loca!	<user> haha for real , it's my drug . nah pero it makes me hyper ! -.- i have no idea why ? i think it's the sweet tea .. lol i'm gonna go crazy !
no rosca de reyes for mi this year!! :/	no king cake for me this year ! : /
<user> lmao im telling u, siempre pensamos lo mismo!! :o thatd weird tho	<user> lmao i'm telling you , we always think alike ! That'd freakish .
pues toma pa k te enamore, more, more ehh;)	Well , take this so you fall in love with me , more , more eh ; ) .
<user> i know bitch you disappear out of the no where?? k pasa contigo!!!	<user> I know, bitch, you disappear out of the blue ?! What's up with you !?
ughh!!!! oh well, i guess fresh start from now on!! 2013 was absolutely a shitty ass year! acabo como tuvo k acabar...	ughh!!!! oh well, i guess fresh start from now on!! 2013 was absolutely a shitty year! it ended up like it had to...
<user> alreadyyy!!! which gym do you go to? i need to start working out asap me toy poniendo toa gorda. lol	<user> alreadyyy!!! which gym do you go to? i need to start working out asap i'm getting fat . lol
buen dia mi gente! ya listos for the new year!!!:)	Good morning my people! Are you ready for the new year!!!:)
<user> you always give good advices, i hope u take em yourself too!! glad to hear from you menso, como as estado?	<user> you always give good advice , hope you actually follow them too !! good to hear from you dummy , how have you been ?
si antes no le pedi nada a nadie ahora menos, all i need is my family!:)	If I never asked anyone for anything before , I sure won't now . All I need is my family ! :)
las hermanas uresti's resivimos mk for christmas!!! ya saven k nos gusta lo bueno!;)	The Uresti sisters received an MK for Christmas !!! You know we like the good stuff ! ; )
when your bf doesnt like your new hair.. nimodo se chingo lmao :d	when your boyfriend doesn't like your new hair .. shit happens lmao :d
"""i heard a saying k """"mientras el hombre esconde a su amante, la mujer lo presenta como amigo?"""" sera sierto.. lol"""	"""I heard a saying that 'while men hide their mistresses , women introduce them as friends' . Is it true ? Lol"""
<user> uff girl those are old news... pense k ya savias?	<user> uff girl those are old news... I thought you knew already ?
at the end of the day me kedo con el k me conviene, me sigues?;)	At the end of the day , I'll stick with who benefits me , are you following me ? ; )
<user> um im going bar hopping y luego vice con alguien por ay#! :d	<user> um i'm going pub crawling and then vice versa with someone around here #! :d
el riesgo siempre es grande and at the end it happens what u always expected! :o	The risk is always high and in the end , what you always expected happens ! :o
<user> its leon not pachuca.. pachuca no llega ni a la liguilla	<user> it's León not Pachuca . Pachuca doesn't even make it to the playoffs .
<user> no se... havent had the chance, you should go tho its pretty! but it gets old too	<user> don't know ... i haven't had the chance , you should go though it's pretty ! but it gets old too .
oh hell... pues a dormir!!!	oh hell... well then off to sleep!
el ruido de tus zapatos- la arrolladora  omg thats my song!!	The noise from your shoes - La Arrolladora  omg that's my song!!
im exhausted.. its been a really long day! a dormir.	I'm exhausted . It's been a really long day ! Off to sleep .
holy snap im falling asleep and im not even half way done :/ no bueno.. i hate reading. -__- procrastinationatitsbest	Holy snap , I'm falling asleep and I'm not even halfway done :/ No bueno .. I hate reading . Procrastination at its finest !
<user> haha no podras tu.. lol yo ni tomo	<user> haha you can't , I don't drink .
<user> no nomas te sientes nando, asi estas.. lol jkjk no t creas	<user> you're not just feeling it , you actually are like that .. lol lol don't believe yourself
ay si ahora resulta k todos le ban al leon? haha pobres mediocres. lmao y a los k les kede el sako k se lo pongan!	Oh really now , turns out everyone's a Lions fan eh ? haha Losers . And if the jacket fits , wear it ! LOL !
<user> haha yeah it is, tell me about it.. si yo digo algo siempre me lleban la contraria i hate it! -_-	<user> haha yeah it is, tell me about it . If I say something people always disagree with me , I hate it ! -_-
<user> haha eso si.. lol	<user> haha that's true . lol
<user> lmao shut up loser!! nomas un pokito! :d	<user> lmao shut up loser!! just a little bit! :d
<user> no me lebante ahorita cuz i felt como si me kemara por dentro! :o then i started getting all red, i think im allergic a algo	<user> I didn't get up right now cause I felt like I was burning from the inside ! :o Then I started getting all red , I think I'm allergic to something .
<user> hhaha con mucho gutso te doy lo que quieras cx, prefieras a los canelos o los tigres xd haha	<user> hhaha with lots of guts I'll give u whatever u want cx , do u prefer canelos or los tigres xd haha
<user> jajajjaja fine i'll stop :p or not :p buajajja	<user> haha okay i'll stop :p or not :p boo hoo hoo :D :P
the new nismo is firme	The new Nismo is so cool.
<user> no te creas lol, u enjoy cardio lol?	<user> Don't kid yourself lol, do you actually enjoy cardio lol?
<user> sea notado lolol, it's easier if you don't give. a'fuck	<user> let it be known lolol , it's easier if you don't give a fuck .
<user> arroz! lol umm idk i'm to high pa contarte algo lmao	<user> rice ! lol i'm too stoned to tell you something lmao
<user> ahhaa aver que quieres que te cuente lol	<user> ahhaa let's see what story you want me to tell you lol
<user> laying down watching tv haha wbu? quiero comer pero no me quiero levanter	<user> laying down watching tv haha wbu? I want to eat but I don't want to get up
<user> lol ni dinero tengo pa comida orita voy a friar unos huevos con papa y chile	<user> lol i don't have money for food right now i'm frying some eggs with potatoes and chile peppers
been wanting to hit bunch a lunch desde cuando	I've been wanting to hit up a lot of lunches for a while now.
<user> aight but desde orita te digo que me voy a enmarigunar y atacar los tacos	<user> aight but I'm telling you right now I'm gonna go get some tacos and get wasted
<user> they got him once before, he walked rite out of puente grande y si lo hace otra ves	<user> They got him once before, he walked right out of Puente Grande and if he does it again .
<user> pues claro es puro no tiene corte, damm if anything they'll think your making meth lmao xd	<user> of course it's all pure stuff , damn if anything they'll think you're cooking meth lmao xd
<user> there fhkn bomb huh!!! aun que sea comida pobre todavia me encantar lol haha don't worry i still get results lolol	<user> there fhkn bomb huh!!! even if it's poor people's food i still love it lol haha don't worry i still get results lolol
<user> lmao omfgahhhh enserio cres eso , por que fumo bastante? y eso que tiene que ver haha!!!!	<user> lmao omfgahhhh do you really think that , because I smoke a lot ? what does that have to do with anything haha !
<user> no te creas lol sera bueno? lol	<user> Don't believe it lol would it be good lol?
<user> yeah it's runs igual al 10 but idk where you would get off >.<	<user> yeah it runs like the 10 but I don't know where you would get off .
<user> quiero ver lol, the old ones not so much haha	<user> I want to watch LOL , the old ones not so much haha
<user> hace la lucha lol bike it 2x the workout lmao	<user> do the struggle lol bike it twice the workout lmao
<user> lmao ni sabes ill make money just cuz i have money	<user> lmao you don't know , i'll make cash just because i have moolah .
<user> no pos wow, fuhk the <user> tmbim a los heats	<user> no damn wow , fuck the <user> too damn heats .
<user> lmao maybe , tbh i cann't pick just one state cuz cada quien tiene sus premios lmao xd	<user> lmao maybe , to be honest i can't pick just one state because cada who has their own prizes lmao xd
<user> las que me llaman feo  lmao , mexicanas of course!! the sexiest people lolol	<user> the ones calling me ugly lmao , of course Mexican ! The most sexiest people haha
<user> ahh cabron y que tipo de dieta tenías antes o que, soo this means even less cheat days for you?	<user> ah damn and what kind of diet were you on before or what , so this means even less cheat days for you ?
<user> ni si fuera chloro pa manchar lmao , nah i'd rather make it at home	<user> not even if I was chlorine would I stain lmao , nah I'd rather make it at home
<user> lmao xfin huh , what colleges did you apply too?	<user> lmao finally , what universities did you apply to?
<user> lol en serio id rather be high	<user> lol for real , I'd rather be high .
<user> ahh como no? my sister keeper doesn't even spin manly lmao, tienes razon!!, him and channing tatum are like everyone's	<user> ahh how come ? my sister's keeper doesn't even spin manly lmao , you're right !! they're like everyone's , him and Channing Tatum .
<user> lmao you don't need me to look dumb , tss ni te nojes lol	<user> lmao you don't need me to look dumb , nah homie don't do that lol
man stfu si no quiero ir no voy	man shut the fuck up if i don't want to go i won't go
<user> you plan on attending college?, that good get ur shit together xque si esta cabron la cosa	<user> Are you planning on going to university? Getting your shit together is a good idea because it's a tough thing .
<user> idk mariscos are bomb!!!, ceviche de pescado is good also but i'd rather munch on some shrimp tacos lol	<user> I have no idea , seafood is so good !!! Fish ceviche is also delicious , but I'd rather snack on some shrimp tacos haha
<user> lol la hambre mata , you want choclate marshmallows ice cream pizza pozole enchiladas milkshakes and such	<user> lol hunger kills , do you want chocolate marshmallow ice cream pizza pozole enchiladas milkshakes and such
<user> haha me acompañas mujer ?, i cann't rember when was the last time i went lol	<user> haha will you join me woman ?, I can't remember the last time I went out lol
<user> haha no era obvio , i wanna go to one of there concerts i heard it craacks	<user> haha it wasn't obvious , I want to go to one of their concerts I've heard it's lit .
<user> es muy talentoso el amigo  i like cypress hill too!!	<user> my friend is very talented ! I like cypress hill too !!
fuhk hopefully do se hace	fuck hopefully it gets done
<user> enserio there is some caga palo ass drivers out there lol	<user> seriously , some shitty drivers out there lol
<user> lol si te la creo lol, i like los tiros peck jaja	<user> lol I believe you lol , I like the peck shots haha
catch me at pescuesos subiendo el avion	You'll find me at the airport , getting on the plane .
<user> lmao ima try and grow it out for the rest of the year then ima cut it down voy aparescer lumberjack by july	<user> lmao I'm going to try and let it grow for the rest of the year then I'm gonna cut it short I'll look like a lumberjack by July
firme ass workout with the primo <user>	Intense ass workout with the cousin <user>
<user> lechuga ravanos revanadas de jitomate lo que te da la gana  lmao, i still enjoy <user> more than anything tho	<user> lettuce , radishes , tomato slices whatever the fuck you want lmao , but i still enjoy <user> 's company more than anything though .
or some shrimp tacos de baja	or some shrimp tacos from the lower part of the country
<user> don't tripas carnitas i rember when i used to grow mustaches like that would look firme now everything connects all dark :(	<user> Don't trip, carnitas. I remember when I used to grow mustaches like that, it would look firm. Now everything's connected, all dark:(
<user> lmao que suerte xd, she liked all your pics too?	<user> lmao you're so lucky xd, she liked all your photos too?
<user> all firme, i like going to best buds for dubbys they always hook it up gacho lol	<user> all good , i like going to best buds for dubs they always hook it up hard core lol
<user> do me a paro yeah? get me a remix gram? i got the diego	<user> Can you do me a solid and pick up a Remix gram for me? I've got the cash.
<user> ill hyu cuando pues lol cx	<user> I'll see you when lol cx
<user> lol pero enserio , lmaoo	<user> lol but for real , lmaoo
got the ranfla waiting perro	got the car waiting dog
<user> lol x que what school you go to or??	<user> lol why what school do you go to or??
<user> no lol college , el este de los angeles	<user> no lol college , the east side of LA .
<user> don't chase someone que no te quiere, alcavo que son mas los que vegan que los que van	<user> don't chase after someone who doesn't want you , there are more people coming than the ones who are going .
<user> you've been knowing that tho lmao , that's firme!! sick fortunada haaha	<user> you've known that shit for real though , that's solid as fuck lucky bitch haaha
<user> lol it's cuz cada ves que te miro te ves mas y mas guapa , ni cuenta me doy si comes o no lol	<user> lol it's because every time I look at you , you look more and more beautiful , I don't even notice if you eat or not lol
<user> loco por ti   haha no shit  i ment like during the day, have a cheat week	<user> crazy about you haha no shit i meant like during the day , have a cheat week
<user> you might feel a bit secluded but it's defiantly for the best, no one needs to know everything you do, ni si fueran tus padres	<user> you might feel a bit disconnected but it's definitely for the best, no one needs to know everything you do, not even if they were your parents
<user> lol foreals huh idk a mi me gusta cuando llueve!!! haha	<user> lol for real though , I don't know , I actually love the rain !!! haha
<user> ikr lol idk i donyt live half the shit on the radio me gusta mas los corridos viejos	<user> I know right , lol I don't understand half the stuff on the radio , I like the old corridos better .
mira que cochino con este número u firme tho	Look how dirty this place is with this number , no signature though .
<user> de nada frutada , can i visit you tonite? i'm free all day haha	<user> no problem fruity , can i come over tonight ? i'm free all night haha
<user> all offendida te dije que no aguantas lmao	<user> all offended I told you you can't handle it lmao
<user> hahaa fuhk you to te doy algo pa que jales cabrona	<user> hahaa fuck you , I'll give you something to work hard , bitch .
<user> pound on a cold 40 y se te quita lol	<user> pound on a cold 40 and you'll feel better lol
waiting on my jefe to come so i could get feria	waiting on my boss to come so i could get paid
<user> haha te la creo!! ur lips be taki red rn huh xd	<user> haha i believe you !! your lips are so red xd right now
<user> es la pura neta!! lol, y yo que :p haha	<user> that's the real deal!! lol , and I'm just :p haha
<user> idk i was free lol, i just came back baby girl i'm all burned out haha, wyd on ur birthday? te quiero ver mujer !!!	<user> idk i was free lol, i just came back baby girl i'm all burned out haha, what are you doing on your birthday ? i want to see you woman !!!
<user> lol like en serio!!! como cren que voy a pasar la classe sin libro	<user> lol like for real!!! how am i supposed to pass the class without a textbook
<user> it's lagging in me too, hahaha ni te creo xd, this semester gunna fast btw so the work will pile up	<user> it's lagging with me too, haha I don't believe you xd, this semester is going to fly by btw so the work will stack up .
<user> damn why soo many classes? i got one y con eso es suficiente!, ur there since the morning?	<user> damn why so many classes? i only have one today & that's enough! , are you there since morning ?
<user> all ofendida lol, que clase tienes?	<user> all offended lol, what class do you have?
<user> i want some carnitas y tacos lol idk i wanna eat good!!! lets go to a taco spot or what haha?	<user> I want some carnitas and tacos lol I don't know , I want to eat good !!! Let's go to a taco place or what haha ?
<user> pendejo no me creo!! pero guapo soy lmao, chales let's go get nachos from alberto's!!	<user> you're such a jerk! but i'm handsome lmao, let's go get nachos from alberto's !
<user> 4tyc got some firme pices for $7 but if you wana be a big ballla goto angies in chinatown sick ass pices nd bubblers haha	<user> 4tyc got some fire pieces for $7 but if you wanna go hard af goto angies in chinatown they got some sick pieces and bubblers haha
<user> en serio lol idk i mean if i text you at this time i excpect a reply around the same time que no?	<user> Seriously lol idk , I mean , if I text you at this time I expect a reply around the same time , right ?
<user> aight don't tripas carnitas:)	<user> Don't worry about the little intestines:)
<user> no lo quiero de otra forma ;p!!!!!!, i wanna feel sore the next day! (x	<user> I don't want it any other way ;p!!!!!, I wanna feel sore the next day! (x
<user> yeah i'm down after class lol i'll hit you up manana:), no cardio tho lol	<user> yeah i'm down after class lol , i'll hit you up mañana :) , no exercise though lol
<user> okay orita te esnapeo lol	<user> okay I'm gonna snap you now lol
fuhk it ya me avente un buen rato	fuck it I've had a good time
<user> i saw a guy order a salad xque no queria engordar, nd his girl a big ass 6 dollar burger from carlsjr!!,	<user> I saw a guy order a salad because he didn't want to get fat, and his girlfriend a big-ass six-dollar burger from Carl's Jr.!
<user> son puiro que mujeres!!! lol, i mean i think ur girl would want to see you act like a man not a bitch!!	<user> They're all just women !!! lol , i mean i think ur girl would want to see you act like a guy not a pussy !!!
<user> hahaa they do it to play around swith you tho, idk all guys are different. creo que quieres alguen que aparese hombre!! lol	<user> hahaa they do it to mess with you tho, idk all guys are different . I think you want someone who acts like a man ! lol
mom: que le vas a dar al novio pa valentines me: does it look like i have a bf  her: umm yo que te iva llevar orita a la tienda	mom: what are you getting your boyfriend for valentines me: does it look like i have a bf her: well , i was going to take you to the store right now .
tu agaras las botas  yo los tacones  i nos vamos de partii (;	You grab the boots , I'll take the stilettos , and we're off to the party ! (;
it is what it is, difícil de traducir pero algo así como qué le vamos a hacer. i'm sick and cann't go to the party but it is what it is.	"""It is what it is, hard to translate but something like oh well . I'm sick and can't go to the party , but it is what it is ."""
rush hour: hora de máximo tránsito vehicular i hate driving during rush hour.	Rush hour is hora de máximo tránsito vehicular and I hate driving during that time.
do n’t settle for less: no te conformes con menos. yes, you can understand like a native speaker, you do n’t have to settle for less.	Don't settle for less, you can understand like a native speaker. You don't have to conform with less.
poner platos en el lavaplatos no es put the dishes in the dishwasher:) how about i load the dishwasher and you unload it when it ’s done?	"Putting dishes in the sink isn't ""put the dishes in the dishwasher"" :) How about I load the dishwasher and you unload it when it's done?"
word of mouth: de boca en boca/por boca de otros/lo q otros dicen. i ’ve been hearing through word of mouth that another ice storm is coming	I've been hearing through de boca en boca that another ice storm is coming.
<user> los nativos a los q les pregunté me dicen q escuchan una pequeña g al final de paying. i hope this helps:)	<user> The natives I asked say they hear a soft g at the end of paying . i hope this helps:)
dozing off: quedarse dormido. pay attention and quit dozing off.	Dozing off: quedar(se) dormido . Presta atención y deja de quedarte dormido .
sleeping around: algo así como ser promiscuo. she was sleeping around behind her husband ’s back.	Sleeping around is kind of like being promiscuous. She was being promiscuous behind her husband's back.
not true: old dogs don't learn new tricks (loro viejo no aprende) you are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. cslewis	Not true: an old dog doesn't learn new tricks you are never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream. C.S. Lewis
you look just like. te pareces mucho a.. you look just like your mother	You look just like your mom.
turn significa varias cosas una es cumplir xx años i can n’t believe you ’re just turning twenty-one!	"""Turn"" means a few things . One of them is turning xx years old , I can't believe you're only turning twenty-one !"
<user> porq si no nos corrigen no sabemos como mejorar, nosotros por naturaleza somos sordos para los sonidos del inglés see you:)	<user> if they don't correct us we won't know how to improve , we're naturally deaf to the sounds of English see you :)
cut in chunks: partir en trozos. take a tomato and cut it in small chunks.	Take a tomato and cut it into little pieces.
<user> suena delicioso:) hmmm that's yummy, oh that sounds yummy have a good one:)	<user> Sounds delicious:) Mmmm that's so tasty, yeah that sounds yummy have a great one:)
i start internet surfing when i'm really bored (int surf) también significa ir de una página a otra/nada particular/solo por pasar el tiempo	I start surfing the web when I'm really bored (internet surfing) also means going from one page to another/nothing in particular/just passing time.
only child. hijo único person 1: do you have any brothers or sisters? person 2: no, i ’m the only child.	Person 1: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Person 2: No, I'm an only child.
handful. significa puñado, pero en este contexto significa niños difíciles/problemáticos these kids are a handful.	handful. means a small bunch, but in this context it means problematic/tricky kids. These kids are a handful.
runner-up. segundo en una competencia, por ejemplo virreina de belleza/segundo en una carrera the runner-up was awarded a mug of coffee.	second place. Second in a competition, for instance the first runner-up in a beauty pageant/second place in a race. The runner-up was awarded a mug of coffee.
anywhere but here. en cualquier lugar menos aquí. i ’d rather be anywhere but here.	I'd rather be anywhere but here. en cualquier lugar que no sea aquí.
get back on your feet: algo así como recuperarse i will go back to work as soon as i get back on my feet	get back on your feet: algo así como volver a ponerse en pie , volveré a trabajar en cuanto me recupere
game changer. algo así como que cambia las reglas de juego. cvs decision to stop selling cigarettes is a game-changer for that market	Game changer. Something like a rule changer . CVS's decision to stop selling cigarettes is a real game-changer for that market .
there is always room to grow. siempre se puede mejorar	There is always space to grow. siempre se puede mejorar
let ’s knock it out: varias cosas una hacer algo en abundancia we have lots of work to do, let ’s knock it out now so that later we can relax.	Let's knock it out: hacer muchas cosas hoy para que podamos relajarnos después .
we ’re done: ya terminamos mucho más usado que finish. we ’re done talking, this conversation is over.	We're done: We have finished; we've said all there is to say. This conversation is over.
we can talk this through: solucionarlo conversando let ’s not fight, we can talk this through.	We can work through this: Let's not fight, we can work through this.
<user> la primera es la correcta, no me expliqué bien :( can you tell me who she is, can you tell me where it is, do you know who he is:)	<user> the first one's right , I didn't explain myself well : ( can you tell me who she is , in English , can you tell me where it is , do you know who he is:)
<user> yo usaría united we stand. have a great week:)	"<user> I would wear ""United we stand."" Have a great week :)"
trying too hard: poner mucho empeño. maybe she ’s not interested in you because you ’re trying too hard.	"""Maybe she's not interested in you because you're putting mucho empeño."""
start over: comenzar de nuevo. i messed up so i need to start over.	Sure, here's the provided phrase converted into English: start over: begin again. I messed up so I need to begin again.
doesn't do justice: no le favorece that dress does n’t do her figure justice. (tiene buena figura pero el vestido no lo deja ver, muy usado)	doesn't do her figure justice . ( it has a good figure but the dress doesn't show it , very used )
she can do better. podría conseguirse otro mejor. person 1: do you like alicia ’s boyfriend? person 2: hmmm he can do better.	Person 1: Do you like Alicia's boyfriend? Person 2: Hmmm she could do better.
<user> necesitas regañar a tu jefe (o llamarle la atención) ya que es rudo. did this help?:)	<user> you need to scold your boss (or get his attention) because he's being rude . Did that help ?:)
tell off. algo así como regañar your boss is rude, you need to tell him off.	something like telling off your boss who's being rude , you gotta call him out .
sick and tired. algo así como “más que harto ”. i'm sick and tired of cleaning after you.	I'm más que harto of cleaning after you.
plain and simple. simple y llanamente. i do n’t need a new car, i'm not interested, plain and simple	No need for a new car, I'm not interested, plain and llanamente.
hold back: algo así como detener. never hold back on your dreams.	hold back: something like stop . never stop your dreams .
tough love: cuando dices algo fuerte a alguien porque lo aprecias. no es que los nativos hablen rápido, es q nosotros entendemos despacio :(	Tough love: when you say something harsh to someone because you appreciate them. It's not that native speakers talk fast, it's that we understand slow :(
significant other. pareja(en general, para no decir, wife/husband/girlfriend etc) what are you buying your significant other for christmas?	"""What are you getting your pareja for Christmas?"""
hate on. algo así como “insultar ” decir cosas malas de algo/alguien. don't hate on my favorite team.	"""Don't hate on my favorite squad."""
feisty. significa varias cosas, una de ellas es malhumorado. she's nice but sometimes she can be feisty.	Feisty means several things, one of them being grumpy. She's nice but sometimes she can be feisty.
from time to time: de vez en cuando, from time to time i'll retweet posts, i hope that helps to remember them better	From time to time: a veces , De vez en cuando haré re-tweets de posts , espero que así sea más fácil acordarse de ellos .
have it down: saber algo muy bien keep practicing until you have it down.	Keep practicing until you really get it down.
cuddle: abrazarse (normalmente acostados o sentados) i just want to go home and cuddle with my kids.	'cuddle' is 'acurrucarse' (usually lying down or sitting). I just want to go home and acurrucarse con mis hijos.
put on weight: ganar peso i put on weight over the holidays.	put on weight: gané peso durante las vacaciones .
chubby: rechoncho (un poco gordo) did you gain weight? your cheeks look a little chubby.	Chubby: Do you have some extra weight? Your cheeks look a bit rechoncho (chubby).
right back/right away/right now. right implica en muy poco tiempo. i ’ll call you right back. i ’ll help you right away. it ’s raining night now	Right back/right away/right now. Right implies muy pronto. I'll call you back en un ratito. I'll help you right away ahora mismo. It's raining tonight llueve esta noche.
"""upset: no solo es """"disgustado ” también significa algo así como"""" trastornado """"talk to me kristen, why are you so upset?"""	"""upset"" not only means ""disgusted"" but also means ""disturbed"" ""talk to me Kristen , why are you so disturbed ?"""
load dishwasher: meter los utensilios de cocina en el lavaplatos. if you load the dishwasher, i ’ll unload it.	Load the dishwasher: poner los platos en el lavavajillas . Si tú los pones , yo los sacaré .
blink of an eye: en un abrir y cerrar de ojos (no es in an open and close the eyes:) i saw her but in the blink of an eye she was gone.	In the blink of an eye: en un abrir y cerrar de ojos , she disappeared into thin air .
slippery slope: algo así como bola de nieve (que lleva a algo peor). some people believe that euthanasia is the slippery slope to murder.	slippery slope: something like a snowball (that leads to something worse). some people believe that euthanasia is the slope to murder.
i just got carried away: (muy usado) dejarse llevar i meant to leave the party earlier but i just got carried away talking.	I just got carried away talking: (very used) let me go. I meant to leave the party earlier but I got swept up in conversation.
not out of the woods yet: no he salido del problema todavía our sales went up last month, but the company is not out of the woods yet.	We're not out of the woods yet: No hemos salido del bosque todavía. Las ventas aumentaron el mes pasado, pero la empresa no está fuera de peligro aún.
reminds me: me recuerda (he visto que tenemos problemas con este verbo y algunas veces decimos remember) the baby reminds me of grandma.	The baby reminds me of grandma.
theres two of them: son dos p1: how many kidneys are in the body? p2: there ’s two of them	There are two of them: Son dos riñones. P1: How many kidneys are in the body? P2: There are two of them.
on a budget: tener un presupuesto we will only buy one of those. remember, we ’re on a budget.	on a budget: tener un presupuesto we'll only buy uno de esos . remember , we 're ahorrando .
freaky que da miedo/extraño/excéntrico it was freaky the way that guy had his tongue split down the middle.	It was scary/weird/freaky how that guy had his tongue split down the middle.
praise the lordalabado sea el señor. person 1: hey i got a raise at work. person 2: praise the lord! i ’m so proud of you!	Praise the Lord. Hallelujah! Person 1: Hey I got a raise at work. Person 2: Praise the Lord! Hallelujah, I'm so proud of you!
be careful what you wish forten cuidado con lo que deseasi know u want her gone, but be careful what u wish for cause she may never return	You better be careful with what you're wishing for, I know you wanna get rid of her but you might regret it later cause she might never come back.
misplace: extraviar (diferente a perder). i misplaced my keys (no las perdiste, solo no sabes donde están	misplace: to extraviate (different than losing). I've misplaced my keys (you didn't lose them, you just don't know where they are)
get to the point: ir al grano. person1: i'll always care for you, you will always be my friend but... p2: let's get to the point please.	get to the point: get to the point . person1: i'll always care about you , you'll always be my buddy , but ... person2: let's just cut to the chase , please .
i don't wanna go there. no quiero (hacerlo/hablar). person 1: sorry about what i said. p2 forget about it, i don't wanna go there.	I don't want to go there. I don't want to do it/talk about it. Person 1: Sorry about what I said. Person 2: Forget it, I don't wanna go there.
it ’s payday! hoy pagan!	It's payday! They pay today!
button-up blouse: blusa de botones wear something nice like a tapered skirt, and a button-up blouse	Button-up blouse: blusa con botones. Use algo bonito como una falda evasé y una blusa con botones.
no te estreses en entrevistas: what is it about this company that attracted your attention? in other words, what made you want to work here?	Don't stress about the interviews: What made you want to work here? In other words, what's your motivation for applying here?
what ’s the best way to get to new york? (get, tal vez el verbo más usado en el inglés)	"What's the best way to arrive in New York? (Use the verb ""llegar"" instead of ""get"")"
not out of the woods yet. mejor, pero no bien del todo. the operation went fine, but she's not out of the woods yet	We're not out of the woods yet . She's better , but not quite well yet . The operation went fine , but not out of the woods yet .
stuff one ’s face: comer mucho. i ’m so hungry, i ’m going to stuff my face with pizza when i get home.	I'm so hungry , I'm going to eat a lot of pizza when I get home .
"""one size fits all: algo así como """"talla única"""""""	"""one size fits all"" is something like a ""una talla para todos"""
crash course: curso rápido. i ’m going to give you a crash course on how to change the oil in your car.	Crash course: curso rápido de cómo cambiar el aceite de tu carro.
break even: cubrir gastos básicos. his business barely managed to break even. i didn't have anyone to play with	break even: cubrir gastos básicos. su negocio apenas pudo cubrir gastos básicos. no tenía con quién jugar
fair game: algo justo. how about i cook and you clean the dishes. fair game?	How about I cook and you do the dishes? Sounds like a justo deal.
well put: bien dicho. well put kassandra, that was a very good point.	Well put: Bien dicho, Kassandra, that was a very good point.
there ’s always room for improvement: siempre se puede mejorar. do n’t worry, there ’s always room for improvement.	There's always room for progress; don't worry, siempre se puede mejorar.
feeling blue: estar deprimido my dog was feeling a little blue today.	feeling blue: feeling depressed my dog was feeling a little depressed today.
hanging on by a thread: colgando de un hilo. he was very close to failing, barely hanging on by a thread.	He was very close to failing, barely colgando de un hilo.
playing hard to get: se hace la/el difícil person 1: why has n’t she called back? person 2: she must be playing hard to get.	Playing hard to get: She's/He's acting all high and mighty Person 1: Why hasn't she called back? Person 2: She's probably playing hard to get.
flip out: perder los estribos/ponerse como loco. if mom finds out you broke that vase, she is going to flip out.	If mom finds out you broke that vase, she's gonna perder los estribos/go nuts.
upside down: al revés that roller coaster had us upside down for a whole minute.	That roller coaster had us al revés for a whole minute.
moves along: se mueve a lo largo. the dead whale moves along with the waves until it reaches shore.	The whale moves along with the waves until it reaches the shore.
i don't want to be (18) but i think you are way (19) for this position (18: grosero) (19: relajado/perezoso)	"I don't want to be ""grosero"" but I think you are way ""relajado/perezoso"" for this position."
i know you are (16) but be (17), you never know (16: valiente) (17: cauteloso)	I know you're sixteen , but be seventeen , you never know . Be brave , be cautious .
i think you are so (10) for saying that but i'm not that (11) (10: amable) (11: joven)	I think you are so kind for saying that but I'm not that young .
what about these? conceited engreído friendly amistoso lazy perezoso charming encantador conceited engreído stubborn obstinado	What about these? Arrogant friendly lazy charming arrogant stubborn
know these by heart? clumsy torpe pretty bello/bastante ugly feo handsome guapo beautiful hermoso gorgeous precioso stubborn obstinado	Do you know these by heart? Clumsy is *torpe*, pretty is *bello/* *bastante*, ugly is *feo*, handsome is *guapo*, beautiful is *hermoso*, gorgeous is *precioso*, stubborn is *obstinada*.
i don't like (xxx) people, they always think they're right and don't listen to anything else. (testarudo/a - obstinado/a - tercho/a)	I don't like (xxx) people, they always think they're right and (nunca escuchan otra cosa - obstinados - tercos/as).
something came up: resultó un problema. person 1: i thought you were coming out with us tonight. p2: i was, but something came up.	Person 1: I thought you were coming out with us tonight. Person 2: I was, pero resultó un problema.
early bird gets the worm: al que madruda, dios le ayuda	The early bird gets the worm: God helps those who rise early.
something came up: algo surgió (un problema) sorry, something came up and i cann't make it to the party	"""Something came up: something (a problem) came up and I can't make it to the party."""
from scratch: a partir de cero. i just made these brownies from scratch, they are delicious	I just made these brownies from zero, they are delicious.
my baby daddy: el papá de mi bebé. my baby daddy is late on his child support, i ’m gonna have to take him to court.	My baby's father: el padre de mi hijo/a. My baby daddy is behind on his child support payments, I'll have to take him to court.
a week from today: en 8 días. a week from today i ’ll be a certified dance instructor.	A week from today: in eight days . A week from now I'll be a certified dance teacher .
<user> un inglés q a los nativos les parece extraño, yo quería reglas, pero me di cuenta q así no funciona :( i hope this helps:)	<user> English with a quirky accent that native speakers find strange , I wanted rules , but realized that's not how it works :( I hope this helps:)
rain or shine: llueva, truene o relampaguee. i will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.	Rain or shine: llueva o haga sol , te amaré siempre incondicionalmente .
tough love: cuando eres muy estricto con alguien porque lo amas. some mothers believe that spanking their children is a form of showing toug	Tough love: cuando eres muy estricto con alguien porque realmente lo quieres . Algunas madres creen que pegar a sus hijos es una forma de demostrar su amor duro .
hold your horses: algo así como para de hablar person 1: can you hurry up? person 2: hold your horses! i ’m almost ready.	Hold your horses: Para de hablar. Person 1: Can you hurry up? Person 2: Hold your horses, I'm almost ready!
getting on my nerves: me está enloqueciendo this fly is getting on my nerves.	This fly is driving me crazy.
beating a dead horse gastar pólvora en algo q no vale la pena i ’ve tried talking to her but she wo n’t listen. it ’s like beating a dead horse	beating a dead horse is like gastar pólvora en colo que no vale la pena . I've tried talking to her but she won't hear it , it's like beating a dead horse .
<user> ambos existen: pero voy a revisar, creo que me equivoque en el spelling, i always say hang on to:)	<user> They both exist : but I'll check , I think I misspelled it , I always say hold on for a sec : )
can you work my shift? me puedes reemplazar en el trabajo?	Can you cover my shift?
fill in for: reemplazar a alguien. i ’m feeling sick, i ’ll ask laura to fill in for me tomorrow.	I'm feeling sick, I'll ask Laura to replace me tomorrow.
do n’t settle for less: no te conformes con menos. yes you can understand like a native speaker, you do n’t have to settle for less.	Don't settle for less: Don't conform to less. You can understand like a native speaker, you don't have to settle for less.
say it like it is: decir la verdad. you ’re the best person i know, i ’m not exaggerating; i ’m saying it like it is.	Say it like it is: Tell the verdad. You're the mejor persona I know , I'm no exagerando; I'm diciendo la verdad .
put down: hacer sentir mal. i ’m not trying to put you down, i ’m just telling you the truth.	I'm not trying to hacer sentir mal you, I'm just telling you the truth.
do n’t give me that: no me digas esas mentiras. person 1: i was going to wash the dishes, but then i felt sick. person 2: do n’t give me that!	Person 1: Don't tell me those lies. Person 1: I was going to wash the dishes, but then I felt sick. Person 2: Don't give me that!
stuff one ’s face: comer mucho. i ’m so hungry, i ’m going to stuff my face with pizza when i get home.	I'm so hungry , I'm going to pig out on pizza when I get home .
call it a day: terminar el dia. ok guys, i ’m really tired, it ’s time to call it a day.	OK guys, I'm really tired, it's time to finish the day.
i have no clue: no tengo ni idea. person 1: where ’s sarah? person 2: i have no clue.	Person 1: I have no clue. Person 2: No tengo idea dónde está Sarah.
lack thereof: falta del mismo / falta de he worries about money, or lack thereof.	He worries about money, or the lack of it.
get the hang of it: acostumbrarse a esto / poder dominarlo person 1: this new job is so stressful. person 2: you ’ll get the hang of it.	Person 1: This new job is so stressful. Person 2: You'll acostumbrarse a esto / poder dominarlo it.
come to your senses: recobrar el sentido you need to come to your senses and quit drinking.	You need to snap out of it and quit drinking.
it ’s packed: abarrotado / lleno. i avoid the mall on saturdays; it ’s packed on saturdays.	It's packed on weekends, I avoid going to the mall then because it's always abarrotado/lleno.
cut the crap: déjate de pendejadas (cómo lo digo en otras regiones?) let ’s cut the crap now, let ’s get busy.	Cut the crap: Stop the bullshit (how do I say it in other regions?) Let's get down to business now, let's get busy.
downgrade: bajar de categoría. some say he downgraded because he went from being a lawyer, to being a cook.	"""Downgrade"" is to lower in rank or quality. Some say he downgraded because he went from being a lawyer, to working as a chef (or cook)."
bitter-sweet: dulce y amargo (agridulce). it was a bitter-sweet moment when my daughter moved out for college.	"The phrase in English is: ""Bittersweet: sweet and sour. It was a bittersweet moment when my daughter moved out for college."""
let himself/herself go: se descuidó. after marriage, he really let himself go.	let himself/herself go: se dejó ir. after marriage, he really let himself go.
<user> please pay attention. can i get your attention please? 1 presta atencion. 2. puedo tener tu atencion:)	<user> please pay attention . can I get your attention English : ) ?
llámame al celular/móvil: call me on my cellphone	call me on my cell phone
you told me not to: me dijiste que no. person 1: why did n’t you clean the kitchen? person 2: you told me not to!	Person 1: Why didn't you clean the kitchen? Person 2: You told me not to!
<user> he was angry with me es correcto y escucho mucho más he got mad at you:)	<user> He was angry with me is correct and I'm hearing a lot more he got mad at you:)
there's two of them: son dos. shit, there's two of them. from the movie top gun	There's two of them: Son dos. Shit, hay dos de ellos . De la película Top Gun .
so far so good: hasta aquí todo bien i ’ve already made all the reservations and packed all the bags, so far so good.	So far so good: hasta aquí todo bien I've made all the bookings and packed all the suitcases, all set so far.
small talk: hablar de cosas triviales person 1: what did you guys talk about on the date? person 2: it was mainly just small talk.	Small talk: hablar de cosas insignificantes. Person 1: ¿De qué hablaron en la cita? Person 2: Fue principalmente charla trivial.
it dawned upon me: caer en cuenta. then it dawned upon me that i was actually going to have the job.	It finally hit me: I realized I actually got the job.
all of a sudden: de repente i was just walking my dog when all of a sudden i saw a strange object in the sky.	De repente estaba dando un paseo con mi perro , y de repente vi un objeto extraño en el cielo .
slippery slope: resbaladizo (figurativamente hablando) some say euthanasia will create a slippery slope to legal murder.	Slippery slope: some say euthanasia will create a dangerous precedent that might lead to legal murder.
cut her loose: quedar libre now that we know of her attempt to steal from our business, it ’s time to cut her loose.	Now that we know of her attempt to steal from our business, it's time to dejarla ir/suelta.
how dare you: cómo te atreves? you ate my ice cream? how dare you?	How dare you: cómo se te ocurre comerte mi helado? Cómo te atreves?
what goes up, must come down: todo lo que sube tiene que bajar drugs can make you feel good, but what goes up, must come down.	What goes up, must come down: Everything that rises must fall . Drugs can make you feel good, but what goes up must come down .
go hand in hand: van de la mano exercise and nutrition go hand in hand, they are both equally important for good health.	Exercise and nutrition van de la mano, both are equally important for good health.
grab a bite to eat: comer algo ligero want to grab a bite to eat before work?	Do you want to grab a quick bite before work?
rain on your parade: arruinar tus planes i'm sorry to rain on your parade, but you're not allowed to have alcohol inside this building.	I'm sorry to arruinar tus planes, but you're not allowed to have alcohol inside this building.
<user> smart guys? y nunca he escuchado self worth, no creo q se use, yo me iria con smart guys are self conscious/have low self esteem	<user> smart guys ? I've never heard of self worth , I don't think it's used , I'd go with smart guys have low self - esteem .
<user> todos los verbos en futuro solo les agregas will, i will go to the movies (i'll go to the movies) +	<user> To make verbs future tense you just add will , I will go to the movies ( I'll go to the movies ) .
can i have the check: la cuenta por favor. waiter:: are you still doing ok? customer: yes, can i have the check please?	Can I have the bill please? El camarero :: Estás todavía bien? Cliente: Sí, puedo tener la factura, por favor?
print it out: se usa mucho mas que solo print i need you to sign this document, but first i have to print it out.	It's used way more than just print , I need you to sign this document but first I have to se usa mucho mas que solo imprimirlo .
don't be too harsh on her: no seas muy duro. this is her first game, do n’t be too harsh on her.	Don't be too harsh on her: no seas demasiado cruel . Es su primer juego , no la trates con tanta dureza .
that ’ll do it: es suficiente. person 1: is there any more work that needs to be done? person 2: no, that ’ll do it.	That'll do it: Es suficiente. Person 1: ¿Hay más trabajo que hacer? Person 2: No, es suficiente.
no es q en las películas hablen rápido, es q nosotros nos acostumbramos a entender despacio, si puedes entender sin subtítulos, trust me:)	It's not that they speak fast in movies , it's that we're used to understanding slowly , if you can understand without subtitles , trust me:)
doesn't do justice: no le favorece that dress does n’t do her figure justice. (tiene buena figura pero el vestido no lo deja ver, muy usado)	doesn't make her figure look good (she has a good figure, but the dress doesn't show it off, very common)
busy work: trabajo de relleno/trabajo improductivo. signing all of these documents is busy work, i ’m not getting anything valuable out of it	busy work: filler work/unproductive work. Signing all of these documents is filler work, I'm not gaining any valuable skills from it.
<user> la verdad se usa pero no es muy usada determined and stubborn so muy usadas, i'm so stubborn, i'm not going to quit. +	<user> The truth is it's used , but not that often . I'm so determined and stubborn , which are very used words for me , I'm not going to give up .
hold you back: varias cosas, impedir el progreso de alguien. don't let fear hold you back.	Several things are preventing your progress . Don't let fear hold you back .
work at: trabajar duro en algo. some people dream of success... while others wake up and work at it. ~ author unknown	work at: toil over something . some people dream of success , others wake up and toil over it . ~ author unknown
pain in the neck: un dolor de cabeza. having to take the groceries all the way up to the third floor of my apartment is a real pain in the n	A real headache is having to carry the groceries all the way up to the third floor of my apartment.
knock it off: basta ya! knock it off snoopy, i do n’t want to get licked right now!	Stop it already! Leave me alone, Snoopy, I don't want your licks right now!
procrastinating: dejar para mañana lo que puedes hacer hoy. i need to stop procrastinating and do this paper.	Procrastinating is putting off until tomorrow what you can do today. I need to stop putting off until tomorrow what I can do today and work on this paper.
break even: cubrir gastos básicos. his business barely managed to break even.	break even: cover basic expenses . his business barely managed to cover basic expenses .
<user> no solo es eso, es tienda de ropa en general, sports outfitter's tienda de ropa deportiva:) solo q no la usamos	<user> It's not just that , it's a general clothing store , a sports outfitter's shop for athletic wear:) We just don't use that term .
game on: aceptar una apuesta. person 1: i bet you $50 that the longhorns will win the game. person 2: game on!	Game on: Accept the bet. Person 1: I bet you $50 that the Longhorns will win the game. Person 2: I accept the bet!
there ’s always room for improvement: siempre se puede mejorar. do n’t worry, there ’s always room for improvement.	There's always room for progress; don't worry, siempre se puede mejorar.
dress up: vestirse elegante. are you going to dress up for dinner tonight?	"Dress up is ""vestir elegante."" Are you going to dress fancy for dinner tonight?"
heads up: alerta/cuidado (en un juego/deporte) heads up! watch out for the baseball!	Alerta! Miren arriba!
same here: lo mismo digo: person 1: i had a long day. person 2: same here.	Same here: Lo mismo digo: Person 1: I had a tough day. Person 2: Same here.
keep it real: no pretendas ser quien no eres. just be straight up and keep it real with me.	Keep it real: Don't act like someone you're not . Just be straightforward and authentic with me .
outrageous: varias cosas: indignante/exorbitante that ’s an outrageous amount of money! that ’s an outrageous remark.	Outrageous: varias cosas son indignantes/exorbitantes ¡Esa es una cantidad escandalosa de dinero! Ese comentario es escandaloso.
how far along is she?: cuánto tiene de embarazo? person 1: my sister is pregnant. person 2: how far along is she?	"""How far along is she?"" : How many months is she pregnant? Person 1: My sister's pregnant. Person 2: ""Cuántos meses?"""
chick flick: para chicas. my boyfriend wo n’t watch the movie with me because he says it ’s a chick flick.	"The phrase in English would be: ""Chick flick: for girls. My boyfriend won't watch the movie with me because it's *para chicas*. He says it's a chick flick."""
<user> pero no en conversaciones diarias, o si? pensando... mami por q traes a la luz eso...:) it works!	<user> but not in everyday conversations , right ? thinking ... mom , why do you bring that up ... :) it works !
"""by all means: varias cosas una es """"bien puedes"""" (en todas las regiones?) if you can find a use for this old computer, by all means keep it."""	"""By all means: varias cosas una es «¡Claro que sí!» (en todas las regiones?) If you can find a use for this old computer, by all means keep it."""
stay home mom: una forma familiar de decir ama de casa. ever since evan was born, she became a stay at home mom.	"""stay home mom"": a familiar way to say ""housewife."" Ever since Evan was born, she became a housewife."
other than that: aparte de eso other than that i have no more work to do.	Other than that, no tengo más trabajo que hacer.
wild/mild: fuerte/moderado (es muy usado) how would you like your sauce, wild or mild?	Do you want your sauce hot or mild?
<user> i know i need to explain it, i haven't had time though:) ~ si lo tengo muy prometido, lo tengo en mi lista:]	<user> I know I need to explain it , I just haven't had the chance:] si lo tengo muy prometido , it's on my to - do list .
well put: lo expresaste muy bien. that was well put! i couldn't have said it better myself!	"""Well put, you expressed it muy bien! I couldn't have said it better myself!"""
she is well into her 50s: tiene más de 50.	She's well over fifty.
your wish is my command: tus deseos son órdenes:)	Your wish is my command: Your wishes are my orders:)
just a thought: es solo una idea (mi opinión) i think we should n’t spend that money on that project, just a thought.	Just a thought: It's only an idea (my opinion) I think we shouldn't spend money on that project, just a thought.
from scratch: a partir de cero. i just made these brownies from scratch, they are delicious	I just made these brownies from scratch, they are delicious.
i went haywire: varias cosas, una es volverse loco. i went haywire when i realized i was at the wrong terminal	I went haywire: several things, one is to go crazy. I went haywire when I realized I was at the wrong terminal.
feeling blue: estar deprimido my dog was feeling a little blue today.	feeling blue: feeling depressed my dog was feeling a little depressed today.
get real: sé realista. come on, get real, nowadays it will be difficult to find a job being a philosophy major.	"""get real: be realistic . come on , it's gonna be hard to find a job these days as a philosophy major ."""
con el video de la semana, espero no haberlos asustado, no era mi intensión :( sorry about that. i hope it helps though	With the video of the week , I hope I haven't scared you guys , that wasn't my intention : ( sorry about that . I hope it helps though .
have a thing for: sentirse atraído por alguien. i have a thing for men in uniforms.	I have a thing for men in uniform .
two can play that game: algo así como pagar con la misma moneda she's talking smack about me behind my back, well, two can play that game.	Two can play that game: algo así como pagar con la misma moneda becomes Two can dish it out just as well . She's dishing the dirt behind my back , well , two can play that game .
playing hard to get: se hace la/el difícil person 1: why has n’t she called back? person 2: she must be playing hard to get.	Playing hard to get: She/He's acting like it's hard person 1: Why hasn't she called back? Person 2: She must be se haciendo la difícil.
work my butt off: trabajar mucho. i work my butt off so that my children can have everything they need.	I work my ass off so that my children can have everything they need.
all in your head: te lo estás imaginando person 1: do you think she hates me? person 2: no, it ’s all in your head.	All in your head: Estás imaginándotelo. Person 1: Do you think she hates me? Person 2: No, estás imaginándotelo.
go both ways (2): tener el mismo efecto en ambos lados/asking for sacrifices has to work both ways, workers and owners both have to make cuts	go both ways (2): tener el mismo efecto en ambos lados asking for sacrifices tiene que funcionar en ambos sentidos , los trabajadores y los propietarios tienen que hacer recortes
go through the motions: hacer algo sin interés/interés bill has no real passion in life, he just goes through the motions day to day.	go through the motions: hacer las cosas por hacer sin entusiasmo/pasión Bill no tiene una pasión real en la vida , solo hace las cosas por hacer día tras día .
my baby mama: la mamá de mi bebé. my baby mama is crazy, she never lets me in her house.	My baby mama: la mamá de mi hijo es loca , nunca me deja entrar en su casa .
go with the flow: varias cosas una sigue a la mayoría p1: are we going to plan the trip? p2: let ’s just go with the flow and see what happen	Go with the flow: Various things, one follows the majority P1: Are we going to plan the trip? P2: Let's just go with the flow y ver qué pasa (and see what happens).
<user> ahhh es q nunca usaría esta expresión, perfect ty!	<user> ahhh i would never use this expression, perfect ty!
my baby daddy: el papá de mi bebé. my baby daddy is late on his child support, i ’m gonna have to take him to court.	My baby's father: the father of my baby . He's behind on his child support , I'll have to take him to family court .
<user> :( es q no solo es el link, les quiero ir dando consejos en cada correo te fijas por fa en el spam? si no te llegó revisaré mañana	<user> : ( it's not just the link , I want to give them tips in each email . Can you check your spam , just in case ? If it hasn't arrived I'll look into it tomorrow .
"""cuando ellos dicen """"late"""" no dicen leɪt ni leɪ dicen una t """"muda"""", les voy a avisar cuando lo tenga actualizado en la web:)"""	"when they say ""late"" they don't say leɪt or leɪ , they say a mute ""t"" , I'll let you know when it's updated online :)"
come up: varias cosas una es aparecer i need to pay off my ticket, but i ’m broke. how am i going to come up with the money?	come up: several things one is to appear I need to pay off my ticket , but I'm broke . How the hell am I going to come up with the money ?
push the envelope: ir hasta el límite/expandir las capacidades. we need to push the envelope and come up with more innovations	We need to go to the limit and come up with more innovations.
<user> up to now me suena muy raro, le voy a preguntar a lisa y te contesto con seguridad. me suena up to date, up until now. be back	<user> it sounds very weird to me up until now , I'll ask Lisa and get back to you with a definite answer . It sounds up to date . Be right back .
how long have you been up: hace cuánto que te levantaste? pers 1: when should i take my medicine? p2: it depends, how long have you been up?	how long have you been awake : how long ago did you wake up ? pers 1: when should i take my medicine ? p2: it depends , how long have you been up ?
this is a tough call: es una decisión difícil. we'll have to let go some of our employees, but who? this is a tough call	This is a tough call: Es una decisión muy difícil . Tendremos que despedir a algunos de nuestros empleados , pero ¿ a quiénes ? Esta es una decisión muy difícil .
up until today: hasta el día de hoy (pero hoy si). i had never gotten pulled over up until today.	Up until today: until this day (but today yes). I had never gotten stopped until this day.
out of my pocket: lo pago de mi bolsillo. i ’m paying for my daughter ’s college straight out of my pocket, no loans or anything.	"""I'm paying for my daughter's college straight out of my own pocket, no loans or anything."""
back on track: volver a lo programado. i have n’t been to the gym in two weeks, i need to get back on track.	Back on track: Volver al plan . No he ido al gimnasio en dos semanas , necesito volver a lo programado .
a week from today: en 8 días. a week from today i ’ll be a certified dance instructor.	A week from today: en una semana seré un instructor de baile certificado.
<user> no es correcto preguntar where the restrooms are, le hace falta algo antes como i know where the restrooms are... o	<user> it's not right to ask where the restrooms are , it lacks something before like I know where the restrooms are ...
<user> excuse me, do you know where the restrooms are? las forma de preguntar no es una informal y otra formal las dos son diferentes	<user> excuse me, do you know where the washrooms are? The ways of asking are not one informal and one formal ; they are both different.
<user> cierto? keep track, q es la forma más exacta no se viene a la cabeza cuando uno está hablando, keep up the good work:)	<user> True ? Keep track , that's the most accurate way , it doesn't come to mind when you're speaking , keep up the good work:)
"""literalmente """"let me go"""" es déjame ir y """"let go of me"""" es suéltame, aunque let me go se entiende y se usa, let go of me se usa mucho"""	"""Literally, 'let me go' is 'let me leave' and 'let go of me' is 'let me go', even though 'let me go' is understood and used, 'let go of me' is used a lot more."""
<user> no es sinónimo pero significa lo mismo, i get out of work at 6 pm, creo q esto es lo q querías decir:)	<user> it's not synonymous but it means the same thing, i get off work at 6 pm , i think that's what you meant:)
<user> ahhh es q work ahi no es verbo, es sustantivo, y no esta incompleta, i leave work at 6 pm. can i leave work early?	<user> ahhh it's that 'work' there is no verb , it's a noun , and the sentence is not incomplete , I leave work at 6 pm . Can I leave work early ?
<user> no dicen el vervo to go. she left town to fly to london, normalmente she left for london. si entendí la pregunta es to...	<user> They don't say the verb 'to go' . She left town to fly to London , usually she left for London . If I understood the question right , it's to...
<user> diría to, pero mira la frase completa, she leaves home to go to work at 6 am, normalmente dicen she leaves for work...	<user> I'd say to, but look at the whole phrase, she leaves home for work at 6 am, they usually say she leaves for work...
ends meet: para sobrevivir. i need another job, i have to make ends meet.	ends meet: para poder sobrellevar. Necesito otro trabajo , tengo que hacer que los extremos se encuentren .
can n’t stand: no me lo soporto/no me lo aguanto. i can n’t stand all of this useless junk mail.	I can't stand: I can't stand not being able to bear/endure this junk mail.
<user> i am mad (mas vulgar pissed off) because my mom told me to straighten up my room.	<user> I'm *pissed off* because my mom told me to tidy up my room.
first and foremost: (primero que todo) first and foremost i would like to give thanks to my family for their love and support.	First and foremost, I would like to give gracias a mi familia for su amor y apoyo.
come clean: sé honesto (sinónimo de be honest, muy usado también) i felt it was time to come clean about what i had done	come clean: sé sincero sobre lo que había hecho
all over the news: en todas las noticias. person 1: did you find out about jenni rivera ’s death? person 2: yes, it ’s all over the news!	Person 1: Did you hear about Jenni Rivera's death? Person 2: Yeah, it's en todas las noticias! (all over the news)
yuck: (que asco) yuck, that smell is awful!	Yuck, that smell is horrible!
scary: que da miedo. the movie was so scary that i was n’t able to fall asleep that night.	The movie was so terrifying that I wasn't able to fall asleep that night.
deja vu (francés se usa mucho aquí) lo expliqué hace poco. i ’m sorry i spaced out, i was having deja vu.	"""deja vu (French is used a lot here) I explained it recently . I ’m sorry I spaced out , I was experiencing deja vu ."""
<user> significa varias cosas, y slaughterhouse si es matadero, en el perfil puedes ver las 3 entradas para la misma palabra, slds:)	<user> it means different things , and slaughterhouse is indeed slaughterhouse , you can see the 3 entries for the same word on the profile , regards :)
slaughter: otra para slaughter matar para comer. wild horse protection advocates say they have successfully saved dozens of free-roaming hor	Another for slaughter to eat. Wild horse protection advocates say they have successfully saved dozens of roaming horses from being sent to slaughter.
<user> tienes el nombre muy parecido a otro usuario :( y le estaba enviando la info a el sorry, sorry, sorry	<user> your username is very similar to another user :( and I was sending him the info oops , sorry , sorry , sorry
pay close attention: presta mucha atención. pay close attention because i ’m only going to explain it once.	Pay close attention: Presta atención bien porque solo lo explico una vez .
<user> todos los sonidos son muy importatntes, estudia vocales primero, trata de ver la diferencia entre cat cut y caught son diferentes	<user> all the sounds are very importatntes, study vowels first , try to see the difference between cat cut and caught they are different
better: varias cosas una es más te vale. you better clean your room by 3 pm if you want to hang out with friends this evening	You'd better clean your room by 3 p.m. if you want to hang out with friends tonight.
praise the lord: alabado sea el señor. person 1: hey i got a raise at work. person 2: praise the lord! i ’m so proud of you!	"""Praise the Lord"": Praise be to the Lord . Person 1: Hey I got a raise at work . Person 2: Hallelujah ! I 'm so proud of you !"""
<user> expresión, ya es un poco tarde para eso. they have finally decided to put some money into research but it's too little, too late	<user> It's a bit late for that now. They've finally decided to put some money into research but it's too little too late.
<user> exactamente, en conversacion informal escucho mucho mas it hit me:) pero i realized es muy usado tambien	<user> exactly, in an informal conversation I hear much more it hit me:) but i realized is very used too
it hit me: me di cuenta. after my hamster died, it hit me; i had accidently placed rat poison in his cage.	It hit me: me enteré. Después de que mi hámster murió , me enteré de que accidentalmente había colocado veneno para ratas en su jaula .
snitch: soplón. when caught smoking cigarettes, her little brother would snitch on her and go tell their parents.	Snitch: chivato. When caught smoking cigarettes, her little brother would chivato on her and run to tell their parents.
<user> cann't help but = no lo puedo evitar:)	<user> can't help but = I can't help it :)
so much of a friend: (expresión sarcástica) que tan buen amigo. she hid many things from me, so much of a friend.	"""So much of a friend: (sarcastic expression) what a good friend. She hid many things from me, so much of a friend."""
what are you up to?: ¿qué te traes entre manos? it was incomprehensible! whas was god up to? de la película amadeus	what are you up to?: ¿qué planes tienes? It was incomprehensible! ¿Qué se le pasó por la cabeza a Dios? de la película Amadeus
"""<user> ellen """"quiere"""" entrevistar a julianna margulies, clooney says: she is a tough cookie, she is a hard one to catch..."""	"<user> ellen ""wants"" to interview julianna margulies, clooney says: she's a handful , she's not an easy catch"
rain or shine: llueva, truene o relampaguee. i will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.	It will always be sunny, thunder or lightning. I will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.
shameless: sin vergüenza she is completely shameless, she does n’t care who she has to step on as long as she gets what she wants.	Shameless: She doesn't have any modesty, she's completely without shame. She'll trample over anyone to get what she desires.
flash mob: personas q de repente comienzan a bailar en un lugar público. the flash mob proposal was adorable	Flash mob: people who suddenly start dancing in a public place. The flash mob proposal was adorable.
off the hook: estar libre de problemas do n’t think you ’re off the hook completely just because you washed my car.	You're not off the hook yet, you only washed my car, don't think you're free of problems.
day off: día libre (no es day free) i should go to the spa on my day off.	Day off: free day (not day free) I should go to the spa on my free day.
stunning: (varias cosas) imponente/impresionante. endeavour ’s final bow was stunning	endeavour ’s final bow was imposing/dazzling.
<user> ahhhh ya veo he lives in my memory and our lives se escriben igual pero se pronuncian diferente porque son dos cosas diferentes	<user> ahhhh now I get it , he lives in my memory and our lives are written the same way but pronounced differently because they're two different things .
<user> ahh y si lives se pronuncia como lo escibiste laɪvz:), el plural de life, laɪf	<user> ahh , and if lives is pronounced like you wrote it laɪvz:) , the plural of life , laɪf
sheet (sábanas) ʃ it recuerden pronunciarla con a i larga porque si no lo hacen les entienden shit con acento.	Remember to pronounce it with a long 'a' because otherwise people will hear shit when you mean sheets.
<user> cuando uno busca o tiene una sombra que lo proteja es shade, uno no dice i like that tree because it has a good shadow	<user> when one looks for or has a shadow that protects them it's shade , one doesn't say i like that tree because it has a good shadow .
<user> i'd rather be in the shade. let's find a good shade. cuando uno busca una sombra es shade, no es shadow. un árbol te da shade	<user> I'd rather be in the shade. Let's find a good shade. When one looks for shade it's shade , not shadow . A tree gives you shade .
<user>:) lo que un objeto proyecta es shadow. my shadow follows me, my shadow is longer than yours, you cann't take your shadow away.	<user>:) what a thing projects is a shadow . My shadow follows me , my shadow is longer than yours , you can't take your shadow away .
<user> la protección q recibo porq algo bloquea el sol: shade. i want to be in the shade, i don't want to burn my skin. my shadow follows me	<user> The protection I get from something blocking the sun : shade . I want to be in the shade , I don't want to burn my skin . My shadow follows me around .
<user> eso es lo q significa q un rayo puede caer, you never know lighting could strike, figurativamente es q lo improbable puede suceder	<user> that's what it means , a lightning bolt could strike , you never know figuratively speaking , the impossible could happen .
you thought wrong: estabas equivocado/pensaste mal. person 1: i did n’t know i had to pay you back. person 2: well, you thought wrong.	You thought wrong: You were mistaken/Thought differently. Person 1: I didn't know I had to pay you back. Person 2: Well, you were mistaken.
<user> schedule = horario/agenda my schedule is tight, tengo una agenda muy apretada	"<user> Schedule is the word in English for both ""horario"" and ""agenda"" . My schedule is tight , I have a very packed timetable ."
tubes tied: ligadura de trompas: not wanting to have any more kids, maria got her tubes tied.	Having decided she didn't want any more children , Maria got her fallopian tubes blocked .
<user> es en realidad algo cultural, digamos slang y se usa en conversaciones muy casuales, nunca le digas a tu jefe i ain't doing that:)	<user> It's really a cultural thing , like slang , and it's only used in very casual conversations . You should never say that to your boss :)
something's gotta give: algo así como hay q sacrificar algo. i ’m not making enough money, something ’s gotta give.	"""Something's gotta give: algo tiene que sacrificarse . No gano suficiente dinero , algo así como hay que ceder ."""
wink: guiñar el ojo. martha winked at carlos and everyone noticed that	Martha winked at Carlos and everyone noticed the eye twitch .
i like this better, es mucho más usado que i like this more	I like this one better, it's much more used than the other one.
roughly: varias cosas, una es aproximación no muy precisa. roughly half the students passed the class.	"""Many things, one is not a very accurate approximation. Pasó la clase como medio estudiante."""
cursing: maldecir/decir malas palabras. it surprised me when i heard the child cursing left and right.	"The phrase in English is: ""Cursing: to utter bad/obscene words. I was shocked when I heard the kid uttering curses left and right."""
<user> jaja yo tampoco, mi hija me lo dijo, yo no entendí, me tuvo que explicar y en esas me dije ahhhh buena para un tweet:)	<user> haha me too , my daughter told me that , I didn't understand so she had to explain it to me and then it hit me ahhhh good for a tweet:)
error de pronunciación común, cuando decimos it's tendemos a solo decir is. it's nice se escucha algunas veces is nice no olvidemos la t:)	A common pronunciation error , when we say it's we tend to only say is . We must remember the t because otherwise it's nice sounds like is nice .
cheesy. si tienen otra palabra por fa la pasan, yo diría cursi. everyone thinks the company slogan i came up with is too cheesy.	cheesy . If anyone has another word , please share because everyone thinks the company slogan I came up with is too corny .
<user> digo lo mismo, si hubiera tenido twitter hace 20 años jeje:) let's keep in touch:)	<user> I say the same , if I had Twitter 20 years ago haha :) let's stay in touch :)
<user> i wasn't planning to go whatsoever está perfectamente bien:)	<user> I wasn't planning on going at all, it's perfectly fine:)
"""<user> algunas veces puedes escuchar """"she don't mind"""" :( de"""	"<user> sometimes you can hear """"she don't mind"""" :( from"
"""it is what it is: algo así como """"que le vamos a hacer"""" we missed our game today. oh well, it is what it is."""	"""it is what it is: something like ""que sera sera"" we missed our game today . oh well , it is what it is . """
tricky: algo así como difícil. that math test was a little tricky.	That math test was a little something like difficult.
do you know of a bar that is walking distance from here? (walking distance, simple pero algunas veces no encontramos la frase exacta)	Do you know of a bar that's within walking distance from here? (literally: walking distance, simple but we sometimes don't find the exact phrase)
i couldn't help it; i had to say the party was (28), even though i wanted to be (29) (28: aburrida) (29: amable)	I couldn't help it; I had to say the party was boring, even though I wanted to be nice.
too proud!! mis reinas las campeonas:')	too proud!! my queens the champions:'(
<user> jajajajaja no worries! i laughed it out jajaja	<user> jajajajaja no worries! I just cracked up laughing jajaja
ya he cambiando dos peliculas.. third ones the charm	I've already changed two movies .. third time's the charm
mierda de pelicula! gahd it was offal jajaj	That movie was shit! Gahd it was awful haha.
<user> you asked.. ya lo borre so chill jajajajaja	<user> you asked .. I already deleted it so chill haha haha
<user> <user> ohhh intriguing.... jajajaa ya quiero saber!	<user> <user> ohhh I'm so curious .... haha can't wait to know !
<user>: <user> sabemos ariana que eres nudista al igual que <user> jajajaj no shame!	<user>: <user> we know you're a nudist , Ariana , just like <user> haha no shame!
heart shaped brownies... me dicen betty crocker	heart shaped brownies... they call me betty crocker
<user>:“ <user>: nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact ”  te debo un drink yes you do! no lo supero! jajaja	"<user>: ""I never lose a bet , that's a fact "" . You owe me a drink yes I do ! I can't beat that ! haha"
termine la rutina... puedo emepezar la de mañana? estoy en esas! no to apush!	Did I finish the routine... can I start the one for tomorrow? I'm all for it! Go for it!
<user>: mañana me voy para la playa y picheo la academia pal carajo tu no eres tan badass.. nigga you be trippin jajaja	<user>: tomorrow I'm going to the beach and fuck the gym you're not that badass .. nigga you be trippin jajaja
<user> y <user> son unas yales! love et!	<user> and <user> are some fines! love it!
<user>: quiero volver a verlo yea you do...	<user>: I want to see him again yeah you do...
sisterly date = food y tripiarnos a gente en condado...	sisterly date = food and people-watching in condado...
"""yo: """"ya para! enough with the boob grabbing... putting my foot down"""" - """"its my right as your friend!"""" mis amigas son raras cc! jajajaja"""	"""Me: 'That's enough with the boob grabbing... I'm putting my foot down' - 'It's my right as your friend!' My friends are weird lol! hahaha"""
<user> ja lo dices como si lo hubieses abierto.. who you kidding	<user> you say it as if you've opened it .. who are you kidding
ya no tengo que ver de los grammys best part of the night!	I don't have to watch the Grammys anymore! The best part of the night is over!
<user> no noo no el es mio birthday girl!	<user> no noo no he's mine birthday girl!
a ti te ponen en un cuarto sola sin nada ni nadie y tu misma te ries de tus promios chistes; you don't need anybody else: 'd <user>	Put in a room all by yourself with nothing and no one , you'd laugh at your own jokes . You don't need anybody else , <user> .
<user>: he caido bajo la adiccion de flappy birds... × 2 procrastination at it finest!	<user>: I've fallen into the addiction of flappy birds... × 2 the height of procrastination!
<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja sii you moved a lot...	<user>: <user> that explains my hyperness ohh lord jajaja yeah you moved around a lot...
<user>: con el nudo en la garganta text me hun :/	<user>: with a lump in my throat text me hun :/
<user> jajajaj i know! esque el odio que le tengo!	<user> jajajaj I know ! It's because of the hatred I have for them !
me va dar un melt down que fue eso?	am I going to have a melt down what was that?
"""so para donde te vas a estudiar? - """"i d o n t k n o w!! leave me alone"""" *storms out dramatically *"""	"""So where are you going to study ? - """"I don't know !! Leave me alone """" *storms out dramatically *"""
<user> <user> <user> jajajajaa wow esto es serio si it leads to us being kicked out of the class! yayy!	<user> <user> <user> hahahaha that's so funny if it leads to us getting expelled from class ! yay !
<user>: cuando el admissions officer te da el acceptance letter delante de todo el mundo..   proud:')	<user>: when the admissions officer gives you the acceptance letter in front of everyone .. so proud:' )
<user>: <user> mañana quiero que estés pendiente y hagas un conteo pls, do it for science ok! lets do it!	<user>: <user> tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on it and do a count pls , do it for science okay ! let's do it !
"""fuimos con las intenciones de ver """"endless love"""" y terminamos viendo """"the devils due""""... -.-"""	"We went with the intention to watch ""Endless Love"" and ended up watching ""The Devil's Due"" ... -.-"
<user>: san manuel buen-carajo este cuentito esta largo con cojones me sente orita a leerlo vi lo largo que era and i gave up	<user>: San Manuel this story is a good one but it's so long damn i just sat down to read it saw how long it was and gave up
<user> jajaja llevo diciendo eso todo el dia.. no he hecho nada im so fucked jaja	<user> jajaja I've been saying that all day . I've done nothing , I'm so screwed up haha .
yo quiero que ese tipo me estire asi;) oh lord que bello!	I want that guy to stretch me like that;) Oh Lord so beautiful!
<user> i know! :/ me da tanto asco/miedo	<user> I know! :/ it gives me so much disgusted/fear
tengo tanto que hacer... so im hoing to sleep my problems away jaja	I have so much to do ... so I'm going to sleep my problems away haha
ahora lo que queda de tachar del bucket list es bien poco :(	Now what's left to cross off the bucket list is very little :(
<user> jajajaja si yo falto me quedo en casa i got no car...	<user> hahaha if I'm not there I just stay at home I've got no car...
on repeat toda la noche... jajajaj	on repeat all night long ... hahaha
semester from hell... despues de las practicas mi energia no da para nada	semester from hell... after the practices I have no energy left for anything
<user> jajaja graciass i think! i love you	<user> hahaha thanks I think! I love you too!
"""- """"tu tienes pecas""""... - no shiittt"""	"""- """"Do you have freckles""""... - hell no !"""
they're probably are going to make some badass corridos about el chapo	They're probably going to make some badass narco-corridos about El Chapo.
<user> acabo de checkiar la mia el pan de dios ese me dio 80 en participacion! how the fuck is that possible?	<user> just checked mine that bastard gave me 80 in participation ! how the fuck is that even possible ?
<user> dile hi from his favorite and best student stephanie c  ️  ️  ️ y que viva el america	<user> tell him hi from his favourite and best student Stephanie C ️ ️ ️ and long live Mexico!
<user> me motive en sociologia ahora sii quiero hacer el weekend de nuestro food tour! y el domingo we workput pa bajarlo to!:) jaja	<user> I'm motivated to do sociology now . I really want to do our food tour weekend ! And Sunday we work hard to lose all the calories:) hehe
no hay practica para poder estudiar.... pffftt n a p t i me!	There's no practice to be able to study . pffftt me nor aptitude !
salir de la practica a estudiar... pfffffftttt yea sure	Go from practice to studying... pfffffftttt yeah right
"""mañana va llegar un punto que ya voy a estar cansada de decir """"aww"""".... the gagging noices begin"""	"""Tomorrow I'm going to get to the point where I'll be tired of saying 'aww' . . . the gagging noises begin."""
fuck this ya no voy a jugar más... sigo jugando!	fuck this I'm not gonna play anymore ... I keep playing !
fuck this shit de ser nena -.-	fuck this shit being a good girl . - . - .
hoy es el ultimo sleepless sleepover:')	hoy is el último sleepless sleepover:'(
<user> oopss, pero chill he doesnt follow me en twitter jaja	<user> oopss , but calm down he doesn't follow me on Twitter haha
"""<user> <user> <user> <user> jajajaaja """"nigga you better stop lying before i get mad and pull out my nine"""" jajajaa"""	"""<user> <user> <user> <user> Hahaha ""You better stop lying before I get angry and pull out my gun"" Hahaha"""
te lo juro que nunca me he reido tanto en mi vida.. me sacor a donald so feel proud! <user> <user> <user>	I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . You make me feel like Donald , so feel proud ! <user> <user> <user>
<user>: me corté la mano brincando verjas hoy:) thug life.	<user>: I cut my hand hopping fences today:) thug life.
looks de la semana rasheldiaz <user> <user> look …	"""The looks of the week @rasheldiaz <user> <user> ... """
imagen modeling by la gatita	Image modeling by the little kitty
girl lets rock with a romper!  un romper es genial para un weekend...! black flower …	Girl, let's rock with a romper! A romper is great for the weekend . Black floral , please !
papi compro spicy crab	Daddy bought spicy crab
happy bday de tu bella y otra hija!!!!!!! las angelitos! <user>	Happy birthday to your beautiful daughter!!!!!! the little angel! <user>
acabo de descubrir lo de life photo and im excited.	I just found out about the life photo thing and I'm excited.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - left 4 dead 2 rap | zarcort y kronno).	I have enjoyed a video of <user's> <user's> (— left 4 dead 2 rap | zarcort and kronno).
seguimos trabajando! ahora en la presentación oficial de las alumnas de imagen modeling by la gatita ,…	We're still working! Now at the official presentation of the Image Modeling students by La Gatita ...
hay mis zombers que estrañan mis tweets!!!  ando descansando un poco celebrando el cumple de kat	My zombies are missing my tweets!!! I'm taking a little break celebrating Kat's birthday .
"""jesusfoto with repostapp. ・・・.... """"las tradiciones en algun momento, no eran tradiciones ,…"""	"""Jesus photo with repostapp. .. traditions at some point , were not traditions ,..."""
how to get away with murder está cabrón	'How to Get Away with Murder' is badass!
y entonces todos los wannabe's pasarán a hablar de fútbol como si supieran.	And then all the wannabe's will start talking about soccer like they know anything.
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ gracias por su sintonía! desde dónde nos sintonizan ?…	<user> with repostapp. .. thanks for tuning in! from where are you tuning in ?...
<user> con razón me llamaste, 2 busy 4 you	<user> that's why you called me, 2 busy 4 u.
el vlog de hoy, pequeños vestidos blancos: youtubers de festival	Today's vlog, little white dresses: festival youtubers
la epic kill!! mi gorra del a suerte | multijugador | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	the epic kill ! my lucky hat | multiplayer | cod black ops 3 : via <user>
javi pone un cafreria and the world flips out	Javi puts a coffee shop and the world freaks out.
regalito de mi novio straight from dubai	My boyfriend's gift straight from Dubai
el hydro massage bed del gym es gloria me da ganas de ir solo para usarlo... jajajaa	The hydro massage bed at the gym is glorious , it makes me want to go just to use it ... hahaha
le hable a mami pa ver si comprabamos un carro pa mi, conociendola le dije que no me compre un hot wheels y hoy llego un carro a casa	I talked to mom to see if we could buy a car for me , knowing her , I told her not to get me a Hot Wheels and today a car arrived at the house .
lo importante es que me atreví a hacerlo sola. fuck the rest.	The important thing is I did it by myself. Fuck the rest.
en full effect hipódromo de hialeah. la proxima semana con el alcalde de …	in full effect Hialeah Racetrack . Next week with the mayor of ...
nuevo banner en el canal zombers!! ^^ ya me dirán sus opiniones de si les gusta o no! :d	New banner on the zombers!! ^^ Let me know what you think , if you like it or not ! :d
<user> free para ver a tu family haha and yess. yes i am haha y tu?	<user> free to see your family haha and yeah . me too haha how about you ?
<user> anyways no quiero ir al cielo, seria muy aburrido. bye.	<user> anyways I don't want to go to heaven , it'd be so boring . bye .
<user> <user> crazy bitches.. isa tienes que volver ya	<user> <user> crazy bitches.. you gotta come back soon, Isa
"""“<user>: cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"""" something tragic """"will happen. ” yo tengo esta mierda"""	"“<user>: Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"" ""something awful will happen . ” I have this shit ."
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos para informacion registrate	Imaging modeling by the kitty new courses for info register .
nature is the art of god  disfruta de los nuevos collares con detalles de hojas -> hippie mode! a tan sólo $11.50	Nature is the art of god, enjoy the new leaf neckalces! Hippie mode at just $11.50!
un look muy classy y juvenil para <user> hoy en <user> <user>	A very classy and youthful look for <user> today at <user> <user> .
accesorio de hoy -> blue moon collar <user>	Today's accessory -> blue moon necklace <user>
<user> métele un montón de medias embolladas over night. it helps.	<user> put a shitload of socks in there over night . It helps .
<user> literaaaal. sus tacos home made son la gloriaaaa	<user> literal . Their homemade tacos are the glory
express yourself with your outfit -> outfit disponible en el local. te esperamos !…	Express yourself with your outfit -> Outfit available in the store . Come visit us !
im in the airport... te espero? jajajaja <user>	I'm at the airport... should I wait for you? hahaha <user>
confieso que oigo life of pablo a diario y que en verdad si pienso que kanye es un genio	I confess that I listen to Life of Pablo daily and that I truly think Kanye's a genius.
<user> jajajajajes una rar jajaja jodiendo that's her job hun! me pregunto que te preguntara ¿como te fue?... estas viva?	"<user> haha it's a rare sight indeed! just kidding that's her job honey! i wonder what she'll ask you ""how was your day?""… are you alive?"
shoulders out may you wish to have one  tu quieres una  pedidos 096.880.7384	Shoulders out , if you wish to have one , text your order to  096 . 880 . 7384 .
<user> yes plisssss, me dices cuando	<user> yes plisssss, tell me when you're ready
<user> yo no estoy en la uni bobolon, pero voy paya ya mismo so mas vale que te vea	<user> I'm not at the uni right now , but I'm coming there soon , so you'd better be there when I arrive .
<user> so estas home alone? jeje	<user> Are you home alone ? hehe
si le dais a rt al tuit del vídeo como locos os amaré. para siempre no porque oye, nunca se sabe en esta vida, pero rt, rt.	If you guys go nuts giving this tweet a RT , I will love you forever . Who knows what can happen in life , but RT , RT !
ayer tuve un cheat meal bastante importante así que hoy toca pues no sé reventarme, matarme, asesinarme y, finalmente, morir en el gym.	Yesterday I had a pretty significant cheat meal so today it's time to freaking kill myself at the gym. Die from exhaustion.
gracias bellaaa!! voy en noviembre so see u soon	Thanks gorgeous!! I'm going in November , see you soon!
my ex wife is calling me. she must want something - mi uber driver aqui	My ex-wife is calling me . She must want something - my ex-wife is here .
así? o mas alegres?.... dale que miami es nuestro!...... good morning	Like this? Or more cheerful? ... Go for it 'cause Miami is ours! ... Good morning
i just used shazam to discover bomba para afincar by vico c. mega clásico... mejores tiempos <user>	I just used shazam to discover Bomba Para Afincar by Vico C . Mega classic ... good old times <user>
whitee whiteee... is the new black!! & meliashoes sweet dress en blanco envios …	White is the new black!! & sweet white dress from Melia Shoes, shipping...
new york will be my home for the next 4 years... holy shit no lo creo	New York will be my home for the next four years ... omg I can't believe it!
que buen show <user> <user> gracias friend la pase de pelos!!!!!!	what a great show <user> <user> thank you my friend ! I had so much fun !!!!!!!
acabo de comprar tres pares de zapatos online. online shopping is a real addiction.	I just bought three pairs of shoes online . Online shopping is a real addiction , yo .
“<user>: poor kid   ” esto siempre me da risa jajaja	“<user>: poor kid   ” this always cracks me up jajaja
happy bday a la señorita bonita y hermosa <user> tqm amaba besotes y aquí tienes tu regalito !…	Happy birthday to the beautiful and lovely miss <user> ! I love you so much , big hugs , and here's your present !
mis senior pictures dan pena	my senior pictures are embarrassing
cuantos están esperando el long weekend? 4 de julio  y cuantos trabajan …	How many are looking forward to the long weekend ? Fourth of July , and how many are working ...
be brave and be yourself!! 0utfit: blusa amarrada palo rosa waist pant black & white	Be brave and be yourself!! Outfit: tied blouse dusty rose culottes pant black & white.
la espectacular jugada decisiva! | con zarcort y luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	The spectacular game-winning move ! With zarcort and luis | rocket league : via <user>
men with style true talented fashion writers that do know. comentarios de las tendencias de la moda …	men with style true talented fashion writers that really know about the latest trends in fashion ...
<user> <user> hahahaha literaaal. por eso yo no te molesto a menos que sea completamente necesario hahahaha	<user> <user> hahahaha literal . that 's why i won't bother u unless it 's completely necessary hahahaha
búscalo spice omelette de dunkin donuts...	Look for the spice omelette at dunkin donuts...
<user> imaginate a mi slow lol	<user> imagine me slow lol
imagen modeling by la gatita.	Imaging modeling by the kitty.
you're gonna be so drunk your not even going to notice how cold it is outside -cronicas de los frio lentos	You're gonna be so drunk you won't even notice the frigid coldness outside - chronicles of the slow chill
rasheldiaz with repostapp. ・・・ look del dia <user> <user>. este otoño …	rasheldiaz with repostapp. .. . today's look <user> <user>. fall vibes ...
llevo 20 mins tratando de leer una pagina. i give up.	I've been trying to read a page for twenty minutes . I give up .
so mi profe se tiro la de hacer un roadtrip como de 40 estudiantes verdad?	So my teacher got the bright idea to organize a road trip for like 40 of us students, huh?
no sé que haré con zomber girl... yo también estoy desanimado... ya buscaré la forma.	I don't know what I'll do with zombie girl... I'm discouraged too... I'll figure something out.
la noche de ayer me dreno tanto... cann't move :/	Last night drained me so much... can't move :/
dejando todo para el ultimo minuto like always	Leaving everything to the last minute like always
shoutout a la cuñi por hacerme adicta a the blacklist <user>	Shoutout to my sister-in-law for making me addicted to the Blacklist <user>
ya está el nuevo remix de all i think about!! lo tenéis hoy en exclusiva en spotify.	The new remix of All I Think About is out now! Get it today exclusively on Spotify.
no tiene logicaaa! ahora no me ilusiona que me toque una espada de diamante! ya que un hacha hace mas daño! señores del minecraft, thinking!	That makes no sense! Now I'm not even excited about getting a diamond sword! Because an axe does more damage! Minecraft folks, think about it!
diablo, i fucked up tan cabrón, pero pichaera	Devil, I really fucked up bad, but what a slut!
madre mía de mi vida y del amor... menudos videacos están saliendo. get hyped. pero muy hyped. va a valer la pena la espera.  ️	oh my god , the videos that are coming out ... get very , very excited . it will be worth the wait .
<user> ta bien cause we aint married yet baby boo	<user> that's fine because we're not married yet baby honeybunch
el party montao en el terminal pa snake!! hasta abajoo... los gringos tienen una cara jaja	the party set up at the terminal to snake !! down low ... the Americans have one face haha
<user> ready pal concert esta noche!	<user> ready for the concert tonight!
bien cabrón, i get you	well damn, i get you.
estar 4 meses sin mi soul mate esta cabrón	Being 4 months without my soulmate suuuucks.
culebra en spring break????? suena bien	Snake on spring break ? Sounds good !
buenos dias zombers!! nada mejor que despertar con la family en un dia soleado ️	Good morning zombers !! There's nothing better than waking up with the family on a sunny day !
<user> yesss baby!! grax a dios x pq todo llega en el momento correcto!	<user> yesss baby!! thanks to god because everything comes at the right time!
el vlog de hoy: lanzamiento de mi single	Today's vlog: launching my single
<user> hace como 15min me comi un plato d arroz con cornbeef y amarillos!! bad pero estaba bien good!	<user> I had a plate of rice with corned beef and plantains about 15 minutes ago ! It was bad meaning good !
good morning feliz domingo, yo relax con mi chicle!	Good morning, happy Sunday! I'm chilling with my bubble gum!
<user> you have an accent??? acá tienes un flow de gringa cuando hablas hp hahahaha	<user> you have an accent ??? here you sound like a full-blown American when you talk , my guy hahahaha
“<user>: buenos días mis chiquititos! aquí el look de hoy!  ” falda de alexander mcqueen y top de theory	"“<user>: good morning my little ones ! here's today's look ! "" alexander mcqueen skirt and theory top"
<user> termina clases ya y vamonos de make up shopping thanks	<user> classes are over already let's go make up shopping thanks
happy bday a mi super cliente y amigo. lo mejor para ti hoy y siempre. <user>	Happy birthday to my super client and friend . The best for you today and always . <user>
me la explota el endiablamiento que tienen por el show, chill, guys	I couldn't care less about the fuss you guys are making about the show , chill out !
exiting total gracias familia por apoyar ti estacion …	Leaving completely thank you family for supporting this season ...
<user> fuck  y science invst. y tú?	<user> Fuck science . What about you ?
el vlog de hoy, pequeños dibujitos en el café: pequeño cambio de look	Today's vlog, little drawings in the coffee: small change of look.
todos los actores salen en law and order	All the actors appear on Law and Order.
el señor <user> tiene su propia matricula hasta en el sleeping dogs! solo ha faltado el 777 xd	Mr <user> even has his own license plate in Sleeping Dogs! Only missing the 777 xd
<user> <user> <user> i miss you guys!! hace tiempo que no las veo :/	<user> <user> <user> I miss you guys !! It's been so long since I saw you : /
"""tengo el """"turn off notifications"""" más gastao 'que el mute."""	"I have the ""turn off notifications"" button more worn out than the mute one."
<user> jajajajja maldad con mucho amor!! jajaja secretly i do hun	<user> hahahaha evilness with a lot of love !! hahaha secretly i do hun
el vlog de hoy, pequeños carrot cakes: somos gente muy culta	The blog post today, little carrot cakes: we are very cultured people.
zombers! hoy he subido el vídeo pero ha habido un problema con youtube, y te meten contenido a terceros hasta donde no hay! sorry!	Zombers! I uploaded the video today but there was a problem with YouTube, and they insert third-party content everywhere! Sorry!
necesito un personal trainer o alguien que me acompañe al gym todos los dias	I need a personal trainer or someone to motivate me at the gym every day.
deberías estar más contentita sí, puñeta, me levantaron a la cañona, pero why not?	you should be happier yeah damn it , they woke me up at gunpoint but why not ?
siempre he querido ir a un concierto de coldplay..... id sing my soul out	I've always wanted to go to a Coldplay concert ... I'd sing my heart out .
mi vagancia para estudiar en senior year, especialmente en estos últimos meses, estan a otro nivel	My laziness to study in senior year , especially these last few months , is on another level .
jajaja un hombre vino pq pensaba que tenia su celu dañado y era que lo tenia en do not disturb	hahaha a guy came over thinking his cell was broken and it turned out he had it on 'do not disturb' mode
alfin salio bms the movie	Finally, *BMS* the movie is out!
amor en forma de musica!!!  ️ rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zomber	Love in the form of music!!! <3 rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zomber
wanna have fun dancing all night long  listo tu outfit para esta noche! encuentralo en salhua pedidos al 096.880.7384	Want to have fun dancing all night long? Get your outfit ready for tonight! Find it at Salhua. Orders: 096.880.7384
<user> <user> si ves el live streaming vas a verlo mas claro!	<user> <user> if you see the live streaming you'll see it clearer!
styling always <user> ya tu sabes! tqm gracias x confiar en mi para tu vestuario y next los vma awards	Styling always <user> you know it! Love you , thank you for trusting me with your wardrobe and next the VMA awards .
<user> yeahhh baby weekend es la q hay!!!	<user> yeahhh baby weekend is lit!!!
<user> that's a good question pero creo que either way me gustan jaja y a ti?	<user> that's a good question but I think either way I like them haha how about you?
<user> y gracias por la correcion jajaja no me di cuenta de todos los acentos que no puse... i gots to sleep	<user> and thank you for the correction haha i didn't even notice all the accents i didn't put ... i gots to sleep
relax.... desde casita, te envío saludos. happy weekend.	Relax ... Sending greetings from home . Have a happy weekend .
take all of me.. i just want to be the girl you like estaaa canciooonn :o	Take all of me.. I just want to be the guy you <3 this song though :o
nuevo video zombers!! ^^ un poquito de apoyo?? :d el corredor del laberinto | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort	New video zombers !! ^^ a little support ?? :d The maze runner | the trials | kronno & zarcort
hoy es un buen día para encontrar el mejor collar para complementar tu outfit! get your accesories now!!	Today is a good day to find the perfect necklace to complement your outfit ! Get your accessories now !
"""dijiste 7 como que """"en ese voice note paola. tienes que parar"""""""	"You said 7 like ""in that voice note Paola . You have to stop"""
me gane taco gratis dandole following <user> i love it dale like y reclama el tuyo....	I got a free taco by giving <user> a follow , love it ! Give him a like and claim yours .
<user> <user> inside joke o no daniella estate speaking day truth:) jajajajaja	<user> <user> inside joke or no Daniella stay speaking the truth:) hahahaha
<user> una persona choco de cantazo so la de atras casi lo choca.. entonces yo casi choco ese segundo carro y el de atras a mi and so on	<user> a person in front suddenly brakes , the one behind them almost crashes into them .. so I almost crash into the second car and the one behind me does the same
el vlog de hoy es una parodia de otro daily que conocéis muy bien... vamos a por ello	The vlog today is a parody of another daily one you're very familiar with ... let's go for it!
añadieron a las de 7mo al group de indoor y no hay quién las calle, hostia, gracias	They added the 7th graders to the indoor group and no one can stop them now, damn it. Thanks!
informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: tiempos más sencillos....	Informant <user>, found with <user>. Listen now: simpler times . . .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cryptic wisdom - stressed out (twenty one pilots	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - cryptic wisdom - stressed out (twenty one pilots)
quiero playa, escuchar música buena, hablar and just chill.	I want beach, listen to good music , speak and just chill.
<user> street poem esta cabrona (no se si te refieres a esa tho)	<user> street poem is fire (not sure if that's the one tho)
esta cama.. i'm in love	This bed.. I'm in love.
"""la frase """"what's good?"""" me da tanta risaaaaaaaa"""	"""The phrase """"what's good?"""" cracks me up so hard!"""
mucho partner mucho partner pero en la caja que me acaba de llegar me he dejado como 1000 euros en musica! xd ruina!	So many partners but the package I just got cost me a thousand euros in music! xd Ruined!
resumen de la vida: game over thank you for playing.	Life summary: Game over . Thanks for playing .
alguien me ayuda a tumbarme la cama del hotel? i'm in love	Can someone help me mess up the hotel bed? I'm in love.
<user> amazing dinner y catching up comadre time.	<user> amazing dinner and catching up time with my sister.
summer// calvin harriss... voy a quemar tanto esta canción! i love it	Summer/Calvin Harriss... I'm gonna burn this song so much! I love it!
bienvenida melany a imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en	Welcome Melany to Imagen Modeling by the little kitty . Register at
it's old news, pero me sorprende que todavía sigan con la misma idea.	"It's old news, but I'm surprised they still stick to the same old ""la misma idea"" ."
"""le dije """"te amo"""" a mi primita y me contestó con """"igual"""", k, feeling the love"""	"I told my little cousin ""I love you"" and she replied with ""love you too"", k, feeling all the love."
“<user>: mi look de dia para <user> gracias <user>  ” lady en red! un color para todas las mujeres!	“<user>: my look of the day for <user> thanks <user> ” lady in red ! a color for all women !
ultima cosa del summer bucket list: move out	Last thing on the summer bucket list: move out.
<user> loca yo amo ese show omg	<user> I'm obsessed with that show omg
spice girls en el air play!!! el saludo!!	Spice Girls on the air play ! ¡El saludo !
ni un alma!!!! happy friday..	not a soul!!!! happy friday..
<user> estoy molesta contigo. quiero rematch en beer pong	<user> I'm mad at you . I want a rematch in beer pong .
pants of the week: karim pants. diviertete usándolos!! <user>	Pants of the week: Karim pants. Have fun wearing them!! <user>
<user> do it! que se siente cabron ya graduarte de esa clase	<user> do it! how the fuck does it feel to have finally graduated from that class
because and happy! dios nos regala otro día. estamos vivos	because we're alive and happy! god gives us another day.
corner view! nos encanta ayudarte a escoger el mejor outfit para tí!!!!!	Corner view! We love helping you pick out the best outfit for you!!!!
<user>: <user> noooooo te vas a quedar aqui y punto ️ we've talked about this hun jajajaja	<user>: <user> noooooo you're not staying here , period ️ we've discussed this sweetheart jajajaja
<user> llegamos a senior year	<user> We made it to senior year
the interview no me hizo reir casi na '. me mintieron.	The interview didn't make me laugh at all . They lied to me .
monic abbadie compartió, conversó y hasta le canto a mis estudiantes de imagen modeling by la gatita.	Monica Abbadie shared , talked , and even sang to my students about image modeling by the little kitty .
<user> i know, me too. es tan chulo.	<user> I know , me too . It's so cool / cute .
<user> so no fue un nap jajaja tu ya dormiste	<user> so it wasn't a nap jajaja you already slept
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> thk que tu novia no es blonde	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> thank god your girlfriend isn't blond
haciendo unos looks muy cool para el shoot del nuevo album de <user> con	Making some very cool looks for <user>'s new album shoot with
<user> yeahhh! viva! te mando dm	<user> yeahhh! long live! I'll send you a DM
hoy habrá directo a las 19.00 h en younow, babies...	There will be a live stream today at 7pm on younow, babies...
no strings attached como chiringa	no commitment like a beach ball
<user> yeahhh. ya tambien yo a ti fabulosa. nos tenemos que ver, comida next week tu, carla, baby bianca y yo!	<user> yeahhh . me too , I fab you . we gotta hang , food next week you , Carla , baby Bianca and me !
lo que me manda mama... countdown to come home	what mom sends me ... countdown until I come home
lunch date con la flaca	Lunch date with the skinny girl.
lo que me hace único del resto, es el trato con mis zombers y la atención que les presto, y si algún hater les insulta entoces yo contesto!	What sets me apart from the rest is the way I interact with my zombers and the attention I give them , and if any hater comes along and insults them , I'll be the one to respond !
justo acabo de editar el vlog de hoy. es del primer show de argentina y estoy temblando de lo emocionante que es. quiero volver dio mio.	I've just finished editing today's vlog . It's from the first show in Argentina and it's got me shaking with excitement . I want to go back , my God !
<user> <user> eso me tienta... pero no se i havent done shiiitt jajajaj	<user> <user> that tempts me ... but idk i haven't done anything yet lol
esto me pasa cada 10 segundos y está la cámara como la he usado siempre. wtf is happening?	This keeps happening to me every 10 seconds and the camera is acting up like it always has . What the fuck is going on ?
lebron si dejas de trash talk por darle un tapon a alguien mas pequeño y te pones a jugar pues quizas hagas algo util	Lebron if you stop the trash talk from blocking someone much shorter and focus on playing you might actually do something useful.
en casa con una <user> sangría con <user> white grape y zombie.... comenzando las! <user>	at home with a <user> sangria with <user> white grape and zombie ... starting the night! <user>
<user> cleaning party.. ven y ayudame a recoger:)	<user> cleaning party.. come and help me pick up:)
screams, grunting, bruzing, scratches... hoy jugando manoplaso	Screams , grunting , bruising , scratches ... today playing slap boxing .
el vlog de hoy: probando el apple watch	Today's vlog: trying out the Apple Watch
esto no se trata de la letra sino del rapero que la inventa! fuck haters!	This isn't about the lyrics it's about the rapper who writes them! Fuck haters!
"""<user> <user> raul tu no estabas """"back at it"""" corriendo ahora mismo?"""	"<user> <user> raul weren't you just ""back at it"" running right now ?"
cuando accidentalmente le mandas un friend request a alguien y no te das cuenta hasta que te aceptan...	When you accidentally send a friend request to someone and don't realize it until they accept you...
<user> deja que venga national marquette day	<user> let National Marquette Day come
tengo un woman crush y está bien buena	I have a major girl crush and she's freaking gorgeous.
gracias y nene las tuyas un hit tambien. we are fab stylist <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>	Thank you and yours are also a hit . We are fab stylists <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> .
happy descuentos en computadora en por el. famoso pi day technology …	Happy discounts on computers for the famous Pi Day! Technology...
so le empecé a contar algo a mami normal y ella se empezó a reir out of nowhere, me fui, y todavía la escucho riéndose wtf ella está meá	So I started telling mom something normally and she randomly burst out laughing , I walked away and I can still hear her laughing wtf she's meá-ing .
happy mothers day people aprecien a ellas que lo dan todo for us	Happy Mother's Day everyone! Appreciate them, they do it all for us!
feliz en mi cuarto!!!!  ️  ️ terminando de grabar zomber girl!  ️ zg4e   ️	Happy in my room !!! ️ ️ finishing up recording zombie girl !  ️ zg4e   ️
ñeta hice eye contact con la profesora y me mandó a hablar	I made eye contact with the professor and she gestured for me to come and talk .
mas feliz no puedo estar!! welcome to the world anibal andres  cann't wait to meet you! los amo  <user>	I couldn't be happier! Welcome to the world Aníbal Andrés, can't wait to meet you! I love you <user>!
los mejores zapatos!! me case en ellos!!! <user> love u!	the best shoes ever !! i got married in them !!! <user> love u !
solo basta un segundo para cambiarte de outfit y sentirte la dueña del mundo ️ 0968807384 get your dress now!!	It only takes one second to change your outfit and feel like the queen of the world ️ 0968807384 get your dress now!
q mucha gente mala hay!!! wow they suck!!!	There are so many bad people!!! Wow they suck!!!
batman arkham night epic rap - kronno zomber no olvideis dejar vuestro like ^^ ayuda bastante :d	Batman Arkham Night epic rap - Kronno Zomber don't forget to drop your like ^^ it helps a lot :D
"""un saludo al party q tenemos en el """"lunch room"""", al desayuno y a la q esta comiendo arroz con gandules y pavo!!"""	"A greeting to the party we have in the ""lunch room"", to the breakfast crew and the one eating rice and pigeon peas with turkey!"
more & more.. elige tu fragancia favorita..  & tu accesorio favorito pedidos al 096.880.7384	More and more . Choose your favorite scent .. & your favorite accessory . Orders to 096 . 880 . 7384 .
llego a casa a encontrarme a mami llorando viendo inside out	I got home and found mom crying watching Inside Out
<user>:“ <user>: quiero estar en un yacht... ” the story of my life  jajaj tengo mentalidad de rica, wallet de pobre	<user>: “I want to be on a yacht ... ” the story of my life lol I have a rich mindset , a poor wallet .
<user> overtime plus usaste 2 celebrities, pero te la doy, ganaste	<user> you used 2 celebrities overtime plus , but I'll give it to you , you won .
diooooohhhh! que <user> ha hecho un video de los youtubers mas sexys y no considera que yo soy cerci!!!  yo te quería town!	diooooohhhh! that <user> has made a video of the sexiest youtubers and doesn't consider that I am cerci!!! I wanted to be in it town!
en serio!! q una calienta me iva a pagar con la borders rewards...	seriously! that a bitch was gonna pay me with borders rewards...
comienza la mejor semana del año y no es por black fridays...	It begins the best week of the year and it's not because of Black Fridays ...
<user>: i feel off my bed   jaja la nena	<user>: I fell off my bed haha the kid
<user> <user> -softball -desde babies jaja -chulería -soccer juntas	<user> <user> — softball since babyhood haha — showing off together — soccer together
<user> is incomplete un season entero	<user> is missing an entire season
si todas mis noches son como la de ayer... i ain't leaving	If all my nights are like last night's... I won't be leaving.
<user> <user> me tienen que hacer un report cuando acaben, con el plot, los characters, climax, entre otras!!	<user> <user> they have to create a report when they're done , with the plot , characters , climax , among others !
<user> pero pero yo no dije que es un big deal solo que cumplo años, mano.	<user> but I didn't say it's a big deal , I'm just saying I'm having a birthday , bro .
<user> te voy a mandar un voice, wait for it	<user> I'll send you a voice message , wait for it
gracias por confiar en mi una vez mas <user>. mil thanks <user> i owe you both!	Thanks for trusting me once again <user>. A thousand thanks <user>, I owe you both!
<user> this shit is psycho af. yo ahí mismo le pongo una orden de restricción	<user> this shit is psycho af. I'd put a restraining order on him right away .
nuevas registraciones para tus niñas, en imagen modeling by la gatita. solo registrate y me comunico …	New sign ups for your girls at Imagen Modeling by la gatita . Just register and I'll get back to you ...
<user>: jamas uses algo como la venganza, solo siéntate y espera... aquellos que te hieren, suelen destruirse entre ellos. so true!	<user>: never seek revenge , just sit back and wait ... those who hurt you will eventually destroy themselves . So true !
until dawn terminado. tremendísimo. ahora sólo quiero volver a jugar con distintas opciones. y así hasta el fin de los tiempos.	"""Until Dawn finished! Tremendous. Now I just want to play it again with different choices . And on and on until the end of time ."""
fine dining en el aereopuerto:)	Fine dining at the airport :)
<user>: <user> nena cállate y ámame definition of tough love jajajaja i love you nigga alwayss	<user>: <user> shut up and love me definition of tough love jajaja i love you so much nigga forever
diablo ya mi birthday weekend empezó, que perfecto es todo	Devil, my birthday weekend has already started! Everything's perfect.
comenzando la semana con nuevos outfits. blusa emiliana karim pant collar pulseras	Starting the week with new outfits . Emiliana Karim blouse , pants , necklace , bracelets .
creo que no haré nada hoy. sad life.	I think I won't be doing anything today . sad life .
i  ️ gotham!  buenas noches zombers!	I love Gotham!  Good night zombies!
sé que si cojo un nap me quedo pegá so better not	I know if I take a nap I'll be stuck , so better not .
<user> nena viste a mila bailando watch me whip?	<user> Did you see Mila dancing watch me whip?
amo a mis estudiantes en imagen modeling by la gatita que saben que estación escuchar!....	I love my students at Imagen Modeling by the little kitty who knows what season to listen to!...
<user> let it be loca imaginate que taylor no caante mas, osea	<user> let it be crazy imagine Taylor no sing anymore , in other words
for more information on my work visit  para mas información sobre mi trabajo...	For more information on my work visit...
my top best dress fort he. elegancia está en la sencillez y la sofisticación. …	My top best dress for elegance is in simplicity and sophistication .
<user> él es el bebo yami, stop the hate.	<user> He's the little bobo, yami . Stop the hate .
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas tiendecillas frikis: mi nuevo look!!	Today's vlog, little geeky shops: my new look!
squidward mood con mis padres, spongebob mood con mis amigos	Squidward mood with my parents, SpongeBob mood with my friends
“<user>: oral sex can help lower blood pressure! why? -- >  ” omg!!! a bajar la presion!!!	“<user>: Oral sex can help lower blood pressure! Why? --> ” Omg , let 's drop the pressure !
<user> sii pero i'm off and back sunday te mando text	<user> yeah but i'm off and back sunday i'll text you
esoooo baby a estrenar home theater!!!	that's what's up baby brand new home theater!!!
nieves clasico <user> good morning familia!.....	"""Classic snow <user> good morning family ! """
todos tenemos in niño aun dentro de nosotros. ño ños we all still have …	We all still have a child within us .
en acción, el gran talentoso maquillista dando consejos y tips de belleza de looks de primavera …	in action , the great talented makeup artist giving beauty tips and advice on spring looks .
no voy a estar feliz hasta que jane y rafael esten juntos en jane the virgin	I won't be happy until Jane and Rafael get together on Jane the Virgin .
<user> mañana es el due date pa darte de baja?	<user> Is tomorrow the due date to give you a break ?
happy to announce my next big styling job client little princess treviño escamilla!! feliz de …	Happy to announce my next big styling job client little princess Treviño!
the world just away when you kiss me..  chrochet vine blouse disponible en salhua.	The world just disappears when you kiss me.. Crochet vine blouse available at Salhua.
dormí toda la tarde, pero fue como si na ', so tired	I slept all afternoon , but it was like nothing , so tired .
quiero ir camping... ¿alguien quiere ser mi camping buddy?	I want to go camping ... does anyone want to be my camping buddy?
un sábado para compartir con mis niñas en imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en …	A Saturday to share with my girls at imagen modeling by the kitty . Register at ...
smile,  life is to short so enjoy every second!! sonrie!!! la vida es muy corta, disfruta cada …	Smile, life is too short , enjoy every second! Smile , life is very short , cherish every moment !
mira let go of the past and grow. no sigas con lo mismo.	Look, let go of the past and move on . Don't keep harping on the same thing .
outfit de hangover: hoodie, pantalones de ejercicio, flipflops, gafas y una trenza descojonada.	Outfit for a hangover: hoodie, workout pants, flip-flops, shades, and a messy braid.
panty panty panty pa pa panty	Skirt skirt skirt , hop hop skirt !
listas para su sesión fotográfica mis estudiante de imagen modeling by la gatita. si a tus niñas les …	Ready for their photo shoot my image modeling students by the kitty . If your girls want to …
puesta pa'ver películas all day	Ready to binge-watch movies all day .
confía en tí confía en tus capacidades confía en tus instintos confía!! happy day!	Believe in yourself believe in your capabilities believe in your instincts believe ! Have a happy day !
salí de química orgánica for eveeeer	I'm done with organic chemistry forever
metedle bulla al señor <user>  es el quien me está haciendo la base de the last of us! ajajaj eso si le está quedando de 10!  ️	Bother the gentleman <user> , he's the one making the base for The Last of Us! haha it's really kicking in at 10!
<user> amor mio nuestro hogar esta quedando de show!! love u	<user> my love our home is looking amazing!! love u
pero for sure marzo me ira bien:)	but for sure March will go well for me:)
<user>: <user> ya no eres ginger? ginger no es una raza... y si sigo con el pelo rojo:) jajaja	<user>: <user> are you no longer ginger ? being ginger isn't a race ... and i'm still rocking the red hair:) haha
<user> gracias paulaaa!! love you too  see ya 2morrow!	<user> thank you paulaaa!! love you too , see you tomorrow !
<user> ya ya!!!!! i love youuu	<user> ya ya!!!! me amo youuu
awesome! me encanta :d ^^ <user> - stressed out remix	Awesome! I love it :d ^^ <user> - Stressed out remix
less is more always! print dress ya disponible en nuestra tienda @ salhua …	"""Less is more always! Our @salhua store has the cute print dress you've been looking for!"""
un roadtrip todos los weekends, definition of perfection	A roadtrip every weekend , that's the definition of perfection .
<user> that sucks! con el mega susto de que en cualquier momento te puedes quedar q horror!!! no hay ninguna gasolinera donde estas?!	<user> That sucks! With the mega fear that at any moment you might run out of gas q horror!!! No gas station where you are?!
hoy q estoy libre tiran el mega especial!!! not liked!	Today that I'm free they're giving away the mega special!!! Not liked!
<user>: anda el carajo soy ginger welcome... jajajaja	<user>: go to hell , I'm ginger welcome ... hahahaha
<user> te taguiaste a ti misma jajaja remember loser buys drinks for the night	<user> you tagged yourself lol remember loser buys drinks for the night.
se acabo hell week	That hellish week is finally over!
<user> te vas a joder mamita. just wait for it.	<user> you're gonna fuck yourself over , honey . just wait for it .
<user> muchas gracias thaliaaa, i miss you too nena, tienes que llegar yaaa!!	<user> thank you so much thaliaaa, i miss you too , my dear , you need to get here already !!
muchos de mis tweets tienen 0 sense for u mortals	Many of my tweets make 0 sense for you mortals.
somos mujeres seguras y lo transmitimoa a través de nuestro look! little print + …	We are confident women and we convey this through our look ! little print + ...
country shirts  las camisas a cuadros de algodón son una opción informal y trendy! pedidos al 096.880.7384	Country shirts Checkered cotton shirts are a casual and trendy option! Orders at 096.880.7384
a tus niñas les gusts el mundo del modelaje? registralas en imagen modeling by la …	Do your girls enjoy the world of modeling ? Register them at Imagen Modeling by la ...
verde in para el invierno. look de hoy de <user> vestido de piel zapatos …	Green in for winter . <user>'s look today : leather dress , shoes …
lleva nevando todo el dia. this is not okay.	It's been snowing all day. This is not okay.
throwback a cuando me hicieron un prank de que habian aplastado a un amigo y por poco le llego al hospital	throwback to when they pranked me saying they had run over a friend and I almost had a heart attack and ran to the hospital
rey hola. no te veo (<user> live on	King hello . I don't see you (<user> live on ) .
look de alfombra con saco y t-shirt, pantalón …	Red carpet look with a blazer and t-shirt , pants ...
<user> yess. thank you baby!! igual a ti! sé que lo vas a matar	<user> yess . thank you baby !! same to you ! I know you'll slay it
<user> <user> el lunesss!! vamos pa 'ocean pleaseee	<user> <user> Monday's coming!! let's go to the ocean pleasee
ideas for men layering for winter. utilize vestir en capas para estar …	Ideas for men layering for winter . Utilize wearing layers to stay warm ...
"""la navidad llegó y el  """"christmas runway""""  empezó!!!!!"""	"Christmas came and the ""runway show"" began!"
retocando zomber girl mientras escucho la canción de amor del señor <user> ^^	Touching up my zomber girl makeup while listening to <user>'s love song ^^
"""oficialmente siento que acabe mi año senior!  """"acabe la monografia mothafucker! :d"""	"Officially feel like I'm done with my senior year! ""Finished the monograph mothafucker! :d"""
bienvenida imagen modeling by la gatita. registrate	Welcome picture modeling by the kitty. Sign up .
<user> <user> claudia deserves an award por most creative dancer jajaja ella siempre se activa para bailar	<user> <user> Claudia deserves an award for most creative dancer haha she's always down to dance
mami me dijo que durmiera en lo que estaba la comida... i am not falling for that one again woman.	Mom told me to sleep while the food's cooking ... I'm not falling for that one again, lady.
he culminado con las mátemáticas for ever	I have finished with mathematics forever
alexis & fido y cultura profética en los heat latin awards	Alexis & Fido and Cultura Profética at the Heat Latin Awards.
feliz sabadito!!! wedding dress diet!!!	Happy little Saturday!!! Wedding dress diet!!!
de verdad no sabia que estaba tan dura en beer pong	I really didn't know I was so good at beer pong.
de acuerdo con lo de halle barry pero no con el de <user> nada q ver esta ya chotiadisimo sory friend <user>	I agree with Halle Berry but not with <user>'s . That's not even close , it's old as fuck sory friend <user> .
<user> <user> hoy esta asi aqui... so happy i'm not sweating	<user> <user> today's vibe here... so happy i'm not sweating in the heat
everyone is so fucking nice en este hospital  ️  ️  ️ love youuuuuu guys	Everyone is so damn nice at this hospital love you guys
madre mía kronno pero que haces despierto a estas horas?, no pareces ni youtuber! ajajaj buenos días zombers!	My goodness Kronno , why are you awake at these hours ? You don't look like a youtuber at all ! haha Good morning zombers !
good morning a la familia mas hermosa de todo sur de la florida como se sienten …	Good morning to the most beautiful family in the whole South Florida , how y'all doing ?
mi mamita quiere cocinar, ok toda tuya la cocina!!! yes!!!:)	My little mom wants to cook, go ahead and take over the kitchen!!! yes!!!:)
“<user>: <user> <user> que bello el vestuario de alexa del performance thanks!! ” un gusto querida	“<user>: <user> <user> The costumes Alexa wore during her performance were gorgeous!! Thanks a lot dear.”
hoy vamo 'pal tanning session, ameeeeen	Today we're going to the tanning session, amen!
mas zombers que nunca!!! zombers gracias por todos los dibujos que me habeis hecho del canal secundario! son increibles! sois los mejores!	More zombers than ever !!! Zombers, thank you for all the drawings you've made on the secondary channel ! They're amazing ! You're the best !
a la escuelita! good morning feliz inicio de clases	Off to school! Good morning, happy first day of classes!
friday fun day! makeovers clothing shopping.. comprando ropa para unos cambios de look.	Friday fun day! Makeovers and clothes shopping.. buying clothes for some look changes.
youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	"""YouTube gangster rap | kronno zomber | (official video clip): via <user>"""
solo paso para recordarles que en dos semanas vivo con fucking <user> ñeta bye.	I'm just dropping by to remind you guys that in two weeks I'm moving the fuck in with <user> for good .
imparables!!! | con luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	Unstoppable!!! | with Luis | rocket league:  via <user>
el pasado es pasado, just let it go.	The past is the past, just let it go.
update en mi clumsiness: se me cayó el desayuno tratando de que no se virara el agua	Update on my clumsiness: I spilled my breakfast while trying not to spill the water .
no quiero ser el nuevo eminem, quiero ser el nuevo kronno zomber.	I don't want to be the new Eminem , I want to be the new Kronno Zomber .
<user> siempre baby!! el saludo a ti t pasaste con el spot! q aventura... jajaja love u	<user> always baby !! the greeting to you t passed with the spot ! what an adventure ... haha love u
"""<user> existe la opción de """"tap to spin again"""""""	"<user> is there an option to ""tap to spin again"" ?"
<user> <user> loca yo también jajajaja especialmente el del class bonding quejándose de que tu te rajaste la pierna por saludarla	<user> <user> crazy me too haha especially the one about class bonding who kept complaining that you tore your leg muscle while greeting her
necesito un gym partner que se motive a cualquier hora	I need a gym buddy who's motivated at any hour.
se abre 3er horario en imagen modeling by la gatita, si a tu niña les gusta el modelaje regístralas …	The 3rd time slot opens up at Imagen Modeling by la gatita . If your little girl enjoys modeling , sign them up !
<user> por fin en nuestra isla!! me baje del avion y directo a trabajar... not liked!!	<user> Finally on our island !! I got off the plane and straight to work ... not liked in English!!
leyendo y contestando algunos de vuestros comentarios en el nuevo video de left 4 dead 2!! la verdad es que me haceis pasar un buen rato eje	Reading and answering some of your comments on the new Left 4 Dead 2 video!! The truth is that you guys make me have a good time hehe
para escuela de modelaje regístrate en  imagen modeling by la gatita	To sign up for modeling school , head over to Imagen Modeling by La Gatita .
si la mono fuese con el font century githic ya estuviese done	If the monkey was with the font century githic it would already be done.
ustedes activos pa'l jangueo y yo ready para dormir sin alarma	You guys are up for some partying and I'm ready to sleep without an alarm .
<user> jajaja ese es el que me quede viendo pero either way quisiera dos televisores	<user> haha that's the one I've been staring at but either way I want two televisions
imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty. Sign-ups.
no me digas que ya empezó el feriado, demasiado increible para ser verdad!  shoulder out top	Don't tell me the holiday has already started , it's too good to be true ! Shoulder out top .
<user> thanks babe. a fuerza de hielo ando	<user> thanks darling . I've been walking on eggshells
recomendación de vida: oigan real friends de kanye west y reflexionen sobre las personas que lo rodean.	Life recommendation: listen to Real Friends by Kanye West and reflect on the people around you.
nos gusta cuidar cada detalle! => blusa basic valentina azul disponible en medium y large. pedidos 096.880.7384	We like taking care of every detail ! => Valentina blue basic shirt available in medium and large . Place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
ole ole... los caracoles!!! ya he terminao el video de assassins creed syndicate! ^^	ole ole ... the snails !!! i 'm done with the assassins creed syndicate video ! ^^
las nenas <user> <user> <user> de <user> to me	the girls <user> <user> <user> from <user>
let's get ready for a must. a ponerte lista para el ño2014 y el saco …	Let's get ready for a must. To get you ready for the 2014 year and the jacket ...
esta mañana me han ingresado, zombers  pero ya estoy mejor, no subiré nada al canal hasta que me ponga bien. sorry!	This morning I was admitted to the hospital, zombers but I'm feeling better already, won't be uploading anything to the channel until I'm all well . Sorry !
hoy a las 20h se estrena algo muy especial en el canal... el videoclip. hype hype hype!!!	Today at 20:00 a very special premiere on the channel ... the music video . Hype hype hype !!!
men style y este duo siempre a la moda y bien guapos en mis manos hacen mi trabajo facil. <user> …	men style and this duo are always fashionable and handsome in my hands make my job easy . <user> ...
todos estos días me he estado levantando muy temprano for my liking	all these days I've been waking up too early for my liking
y se van!! on its way!! wedding …	They're on their way!! off to the wedding ...
canciones que uno escucha y dice what?????? lol buenos días fsmilia.	Songs you hear and go what?????? lol good morning family.
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - zombies y vampiros! | especial halloween |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - Zombies and Vampires! | Halloween Special |
<user> nada como nuestro hogar! love u	<user> nothing like our home! love u
<user> pero si vas a estar home alone!!!!	<user> but if you're gonna be home alone !
<user> yes gurl, en qué trabajas?	<user> yes gurl, what do you work as?
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita jueves y viernes, para chicas de 16 años en adelante …	New courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita Thursday and Friday, for girls 16 and up ...
"""y en vez de llorar porque tu y tus """"panas"""" se van a diferentes universidades, asegura que mantengan comunicacion and all will be fine"""	"""And instead of crying because you and your squad are going to different universities , make sure you keep in communication and all will be fine"""
you talk a really good english, are you sure you're from pr? si cabron!	"""You talk a really good English , are you sure you're from code-switched country ? Si , cabron !"""
zomber si os quereis reir mirad este video -. - xd ultra gracioso! | juegos del hambre | mine...  vía <user>	If you want a good laugh watch this video!-->  xd super funny! | hunger games | mine... via <user>
<user> sorry un poquito drunk....	<user> sorry a little drunk...
<user> hice uno inspirado en el tuyo y me quedó bien cabrón. you should check it out	<user> made one inspired by yours and it came out super dope . You should check it out .
un día espectacular con mis estudiantes de imagen modeling by la gatita y para cerrar con broche …	A spectacular day with my image modeling students by the kitty and to finish off with a flourish ...
“<user>: work hard, play hard.  ” <user> te acuerdas honey!!!	“<user>: work hard, play hard . ” <user> do you remember , honey !!!
estoy en el punto de mira entre de varios rapers que me apuntan desde las sombras como snipers.	I'm in the crosshairs of several rapers who are aiming at me from the shadows like snipers .
no veo la hora de graduarme de high school	I can't wait to graduate from high school.
hoy es family day	Today's family day.
yo necesito happy pills para estos momentos de mi vida	I need happy pills for these moments in my life
overwatch no... overload por lo que veo jajajja	Overwatch no... overload from what I can see haha.
<user> mi struggle para el prom	<user> my struggle for the prom
zombers <user> está haciendo todo lo posible para que podáis continuar con las descargas! craks! ^^ ya hemos superado las 100.000!	Zombers <user> is doing everything so that you can keep downloading! Crackers! ^^ We've surpassed 100,000 already!
<user>: if anyone tries to april fools me tomorrow  atrevete a decirme feka...	<user>: if anyone tries to april fools me tomorrow  dare to call me fake...
freshman year fue otra cosa  estuvo demasiado cabrón	Freshman year was a whole other story , it was too fucked up .
ya podéis descargar batman arkham con buena calidad zombers (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	You can now download Batman Arkham high quality zombers (official video clip) via <user>
me roban la victoria! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	They stole my victory! | lucky island | minecraft: via <user>
como odio q lleguen tarde!! my blood is boiling!!!!!	I hate it when they arrive late!! My blood is boiling!!!!!
"""<user>: why is this so accurate """" jajajajj literal"""	"<user>: why is this so spot on ""haha haha literal"""
con ganas de waffle house	Craving some waffle house
estoy pa un movie night	I'm down for a movie night
cuando estoy bien active pa'l roadtrip y los panas no:	When I'm good to go for the roadtrip and my peoples ain't.
america sierra sobre el red carpet: diseñadora joyas <user> cartera …	"On the red carpet , America Sierra said : ""<user> jewelry , purse ... """
no, no, nooooooooo. no estoy ready para que grey's me rompa el corazon una vez mas.	no no nooooooooo . not ready for grey 's to break my heart once more .
imagen modeling by la gatita, vamos poco a poco llevando a nuestras niñas a tener la confianza …	Imaging modeling by the kitty, we're slowly bringing our girls to have confidence ...
my life, no he podido ni seguir viendo la serie jajajajajaj	my life , I haven't even been able to keep watching the series hahahaha
<user> no no confía, you don't know me	<user> no no trust , you don't know me
fashion y súper trendy los looks de <user> <user> <user> anoche en el evento de …	The looks were so fashion and super trendy last night at the event ...
este le tira a todas. bye, los fuckboys me dan asquito	He hits on every girl . Fuckboys disgust me .
<user> you evil little person!! jajajaj se donde vives so yo tu me comporto	<user> you evil little person!! hahahaha I know where you live so watch yourself !
carnaval party ️ encuentra tu outfit playero perfecto en salhua	carnaval party ️ find your perfect beach outfit at Salhua
<user> tell me st new  y es marista guaynabo solitooooo jajajajaja nada de bayamon	<user> tell me st new and it's only in Guaynabo damn it!!!! hahahaha nothing in Bayamón
<user> jajajaja sounds about right pa antes de tu cumple	<user> sounds about right before your bday
sorry pero el video lo tuve que poner en privado, me ha vuelto a saltar otro copy y me tendre que poner serio porque asi no hay forma...	Sorry but I had to make the video private , another copy has resurfaced and I will have to take a tougher stance because this is getting out of hand ...
<user> mis panas le van a llegar for sure	<user> my homies will definitely get there
súper bday al amigo y compañero de viajes más cool que he tenido. el súper jet setter mi ernie …	super bday to the coolest friend and travel buddy I've ever had . The super jet setter , my ernie ...
que aprendiste hoy en tus clases de modelaje? en imagen modeling by la gatita un sábado muy …	What did you learn today in your modeling classes? In Image Modeling by La Gatita on a Saturday ...
<user> why do i feel que esto es para mi?	<user> why do I feel like this is about me ?
¡ya estamos en el arctic sunrise a punto de zarpar! ay dio mio. a las 18 tenéis vlog.  @ …	We're already on the Arctic Sunrise , ready to set sail ! Oh my God . There's a vlog at 6 pm . @ ...
ninelconde with repostapp. ・・・ <user> gracias por este look que use en …	ninelconde with repostapp. .. <user> thank you for this look I wore to ...
“<user>: quien baila contigo bajo la lluvia... caminara contigo aun bajo la tormenta. ” very true!!	“<user>: who dances with you in the rain ... will walk with you even under the storm.” Very true!!
ya no hay gymnastics ya no tengo excusa para picharle al gym -. -	There's no more gymnastics , I have no excuse to picharle the gym anymore .
my new sounds: parodia yo bebere  on	my new sounds: i will drink parody
con esto me despido zombers! buenas noches! ^^ f*ck fame | kronno zomber  vía <user>	With this I say goodbye zombers! Good night! ^^ f*ck fame | <user> via <user>
día productivo de mucho trabajo... bienvenida hermosa a imagen modeling by la gatita. registra a …	A productive day of hard work ... welcome beautiful to imagen modeling by the kitty cat . Sign up …
<user>: <user> i know boo, me too where have youuuuuu been? (8) te quiero ver babe	<user>: <user> i know boo , me too where have youuuuuu been ? ( 8 ) I want to see you babe .
<user>: don't wait too long, you might miss your chance. la vida pasa.	<user>: Don't wait too long , you might miss your lucky break . Life goes on .
“<user>: gracias por este vestido hermoso del diseñador <user>...  ” style by <user> bella!	“<user>: Thank you for this beautiful <user> designer dress ... ” <user> style is gorgeous!
look out weekend here i go! we are open => urdesa central circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.	Look out weekend here I go! We are open => South Circunvalación 723 and Guayacanes.
feliz viernes a todos! happy friday everyone!!!	Happy Friday to you all!
new arrivals! todo lo nuevo disponible a partir del martes 1 de marzo!	New arrivals! All the new stuff will be available starting March 1st!
el señor de los anillos! | tnt run | minecraft:  vía <user>	"""Lord of the Rings! | TNT run | Minecraft:  via <user>"""
“<user>: with the beautiful <user>   ” fall trends moda de otoño con mi bella modelo.	“<user>: Fall fashion with the gorgeous <user> ”  Shooting autumn's trend with my beautiful model.
<user> bien merecida para la nueva operations manager!! un saludito a esta 1era semana!!!	<user> well deserved for the new operations manager !! a toast to this first week !!!
“<user>: nos vemos al rato <user> <user> <user> ” yeahhhhh my fab group y <user> call me estaba napping	“<user>: see you later <user> <user> <user>” yeahhhhh my fab group and <user> just woke up from a nap.
en el beauty!!! omg	in the beauty salon ! omg
gracias a todos por sus llamadas, mensajes y abrazos de cumple son los mejores regalos que me llevo en el . u r special u know it	Thanks to everyone for your calls , messages and birthday hugs . They are the best gifts I take with me . You're special , you know it .
felicidades a mis dos amores. gran amigo <user> y a mi súper forever friend y cliente incondicional <user> winners!!!	Congratulations to my two loves. close friend <user> and my super forever friend and unconditional client <user> winners!!!
shake it off baby  palm leave crop top -> disponible en nuestra tienda. s a l h u a	"""Shake it off baby palm leave crop top -> available in our store . """
el hacker vampiro!! t_t | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	The vampire hacker!! t_t | hunger games | minecraft: via <user>
no conoces a ryan reynolds si no lo haz visto en just friends	You don't know Ryan Reynolds if you haven't seen him in Just Friends
trabajando en el nuevo tema junto a <user>! the division! menuda bomba zombers! increible! apoyadle porque se lo merece!:)	Working on the new track together with <user>! the division! What a zombie bomb! Amazing! Support him , he deserves it : )
quiero no trabajar and make money	I want don't work and make money.
bello el ultimo vestido <user> de <user> great job <user> tqm.	The beautiful last dress <user> by <user> great job <user> love you .
con el partner me he comprado mi coche... en el rocket league... thug life!	My partner and I have bought my car ... in the rocket league ... thug life!
good morning ready para mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en	Good morning ready for my girls Image Modeling by the kitty . Sign up at
sangria con bacardi ice tea q rico	Sangria with Bacardi ice tea so delicious!
<user> you should know... tu la tomaste	<user> you should know... you took it
la tarde va consistir de deep breaths para no matar a nadie	The afternoon will consist of deep breaths so I don't kill anybody.
siento tanto orgullo por mis chicas imagen modeling by la gatita	I feel so proud of my girls at Imagen Modeling by the little kitty
lista para pasar estas fiestas en la playa!!!!!!  adquiere tu denim dress en	Ready to spend these holidays at the beach!!!! Get your denim dress at
<user> hahaha te quedó de show	<user> hahaha it turned out great!
director de star wars hace soñar a los fanáticos: “vamos a darles algo grandioso ”	"Star Wars director makes fans dream: ""We're going to give them something awesome."""
new shoes! boots for the! zapatos nuevos para el otoño invierno botas!!	New shoes! Boots for the fall/winter new boots!
el struggle entre pararme y ir a desayunar vs. quedarme en la cama	The struggle between getting up and going for breakfast vs. staying in bed
así como cuando tienes ganas de ser tu misma! <<--- long cotton shirt - turquoise collar -- -> >>	That one time you just wanna be yourself !
<user> en madrid ayer hubo accidente en gran via... con un muerto... wtf is happening	<user> in madrid yesterday there was an accident on gran via... with one dead... what the fuck is happening
con mi honey <user> love u	with my honey <user> love u
<user> le diste like y desps unlike	Did you give it a like and then an unlike?
feliz inicio de semana a todas! para hoy: look relajado con unos pants frescos y una blusa de capas!!	Happy start of the week everyone ! For today : a relaxed look with fresh pants and a layered blouse !!
hoy es el dia que aprecio el storage space	Today is the day I appreciate the storage space.
hoy es national selfie day. a day made for me.	Today is National Selfie Day . A day made for me .
si das retweets cc de cosas que no me interezan de seguro te acabo de poner en mute.	If you give retweets cc of things I'm not interested in , I just put you on mute for sure .
los child prodigies son los mejores en los animes	The child prodigies are the best in the animes
friday!!!!!!! cuanto te extrañe -- -- lol gmorning familia	Friday!!!!!!! I missed you so much -- -- lol good morning family
every day is a good day to give love  maxifalda azul estampada	Every day is a good day to give love printed blue long skirt
<user> newbie, popcorn time es la ley	<user> newbie, popcorn time is the shit
le doy gracias a zeus por los cheese sticks.	I thank Zeus for the cheese sticks.
<user> por leyyy, piano o guitarra jajajaja pero too late for that	<user> by leyyy, piano or guitar LOL but too late for that
hoy me toca el ice bath...	today i have to do the ice bath ...
is time to look perfect!!! falda irina blusa beige	It's time to look perfect!!! Irina skirt beige blouse
<user> ven visitame! im lonely	<user> come visit me ! i'm lonely
le puse a mami ayer life of pablo y no lo supo apreciar	I played mom Life of Pablo yesterday and she didn't appreciate it
ayer soñé que me habían llegado los resultados del college, what the fuuuuck?	I dreamed that I had gotten my college results, what the fuuuuck?
<user> <user> runs in the fam.. pero no me estaba quejando tho, estaba diciendo	<user> <user> it runs in the family , but I wasn't really complaining , I was just saying .
"""estar cantando en tu cuarto y que una tipa paseando su perro alfrente de tu casa diga: """"¿qué es ese ruido?""""... excuse you"""	"""to be singing in your room and a lady walking her dog in front of your house says: 'what's that noise?' ... excuse you"""
<user> <user> bullies, bullys. no se como se escribe.	<user> <user> intimidators. I don't know how it's spelled .
<user>: look at his cute belly!  yo quierooo:)	<user>: look at his cute belly ! I want it:)
<user> apple, bacardi white graped y una sangría gasolina good times with my hubby <user>	<user> apple, bacardi white grapes and some gasoline sangria good times with my husband <user>
ya está terminado el videoclip de fuck fame!!! ^^ si os portáis bien el sábado lo subo! :p buenas noches zombers! :d	The videoclip of fuck fame is already done!!! ^^ If you're good on Saturday I'll upload it! :p Good night zombers! :d
yo: me he estado levantando temprano esta semana. gigi: paola, it's only been two days	yo: I've been waking up early this week . gigi: Paola , it's only been two days .
tranki yo me doble el tobillo tres días antes de mi prom y tuve que ir en flats jajajja	Chill , I sprained my ankle three days before my prom and had to wear flats haha .
you had it y lo desaprovechaste, your bad then.	"""You had it and you wasted it, that's on you."""
ven a buscar tu arbolito, si no te lo ganastes, te puedes registrar y ganarlo aqui.. 107 avenida y la bird road..	Come get your little tree , if you didn't win it , you can register and win it here .. 107 avenue and Bird Road .
so many colors to enjoy life  agregale colores vibrantes a tu outfit y dile adiós a lo cotidiano	So many vibrant colors to spice up life, add some punchy colors to your outfit and say goodbye to the mundane.
<user> miss you. cuando nos vemos? avísame cuando estas acá y nos tomamos un te con <user> urge	<user> miss you . when do we meet ? let me know when you're here and we'll have tea with <user> soon
relax en la beach con <user>	Chilling on the beach with <user> .
good morning! celebrando contigo gracias por hacernos el número 1. este logro es tuyo !…	Good morning! Celebrating with you, thanking you for making us number one. This achievement is all because of you!
<user> hoy tu me causaste un ataque al corazón! i love you lil bitchh	<user> today you gave me a heart attack! i love you lil bitchh
your imagination is the limit  para todas aquellas que quieren hacer sus pedidos, escribenos al  096.880.7384	Your imagination is the limit for all those who want to place their orders , write to us at  096.880.7384 .
"""<user>: trayectoria según """"the weather channel"""""""	"<user>: trajectory according to ""the weather channel"""
que te enganchen por querer ver walking dead está fuerte	that they catch you for wanting to watch walking dead is intense
happy bday!!!!!!!! muchos años de salud... union y comprension....	Happy bday!!!!!!!! Many years of health ... unity and understanding ...
menos mal que tengo al loco de <user> para arreglarme el orde! si no estaría in the ruina jaja ️	Thank goodness I have the crazy <user> to fix my computer ! Otherwise I'd be in the dumps haha ️
feliz día de las madres a la luz de mis ojos  love you mom	Happy Mother's Day to the light of my eyes . Love you mom !
ya pasó un año y todavía no he superado senior year	It's been a year and I still haven't gotten over senior year.
bueno amiga, te felicito. conseguiste lo que estuviste buscando por mucho tiempo. good luck. jajajajajajjaja. you gonna need it.	Well my friend, congratulations on getting what you've been looking for for a long time . Good luck . hahahahaha . You're gonna need it .
<user>: american university class of 2018  mi meta   ️ felicidades andre dre! proud of you! love youuu:)	<user>: American University class of 2018 my goal! ️ Congrats Andre Dre! Proud of you! Love youuu:)
<user> lo que dijiste? for sure	<user> What did you say ? For sure .
a ver al deadmous5 con mi esposo <user>!!! party hasta bajo! el party comeno en casa!!!	I'm going to see deadmous5 with my husband <user> !!! Party till the break of dawn! The party starts at home!!!
buenos dias zombers!!! ya somos mas de 100k en instagram!!  omg!  ️	Good morning zombers!!! We hit 100k on Instagram!! omg! 🌟
rompe tus propias reglas y atrevete a usar una shoulder out! attraction new collection ya …	Break your own rules and dare to wear a shoulder out! New collection ya ...
ayer hice las mejores compras ever!! 8 piezas y pague $22 con todo y el ivu!! busca el sticker azul!!!	Yesterday I made the best purchases ever !! Eight pieces and I paid $ 22 including tax !! Look for the blue sticker !!!
cuando estas fast walking pq estas tarde para una clase y te vas de boca..	when you're fast walking because you're late for a class and you slip and fall on your face...
un date que termine en sex.	A date that ends up in sex.
<user> ya empeze season 2 :d i cant stahp	<user> I already started season 2 :d i can't stahp
mis alumnas imagen modeling by la gatita.. registralas en	My students image modeling by the kitty .. sign them up at
estoy aprovechando el tiempo que me queda sin sobrina para hablar malo todo lo que quiera. a la que llegue la beba no more cursing.	I'm taking advantage of the time I have left without my niece to talk shit as much as I want . Once the baby's here no more swearing .
le da favorite pero me pichea... people these days are useless	They give it a favorite but they don't even acknowledge it... People these days are good for nothing.
<user> ese es su signature style no piede	<user> that's his signature style can't miss
ayer fue blast from the past.. gente random que no veia hace años	Yesterday was a blast from the past .. random people I hadn't seen in years.
<user> i want thatt, para enmarcarla	<user> I want that one , to frame it .
<user> jajajaj voy a pedir el mic para dar in speech para hacer te llorar like a slut in church... te jodiste!	<user> haha I'm gonna grab the mic to give a speech that'll make you cry like a slut in church... you're fucked!
look de viernes <user> jumpsuit collar &dot. gracias <user> x la foto como …	Friday's outfit <user> jumpsuit with a collar dot. Thanks <user> for the pic! How...
feeling georgeous for tonight! verme espectacular esta noche! es mi mayor deseo!!  hoy abrimos desde las 10:00	Feeling gorgeous for tonight! Want to look spectacular tonight! It's my biggest wish!! We open at 10:00 tonight.
violet blouse porque amamos el moradooo !	Violet blouse because we love the purple so much!
amazing love! love it. <user> <user> besos de tu	Amazing love! Love it. <user> <user> kisses from yours truly,
puej mano, cavs jugaron pa ganar jaja what shu gonna do	well bro , the cavs played to win haha what are you gonna do
<user> me dio writers block en la 6...	<user> I got writer's block on the 6 .
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos para niñas de 4 años en adelante. regístrate en …	Image modeling by the little kitty new courses for girls aged four and up . Sign up at ...
never give up!!  blusa $24.70 disponible para envíos * tiempo de envío: llega al día siguiente.	Never give up !! Shirt $ 24.70 available for shipping * Shipping time: Next day arrival .
buenas noches zombers!!! mañana o pasado seguramente suba un vlog de como lo pasé en chile y argentina si? :d ️	Good night zombers !!! Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow I'll probably upload a vlog of how I spent it in Chile and Argentina right? :D️
"""<user>: a female cock block """"is referred to as a"""" clam jam. """"""""jajajaj aah pues bien"""	"""<user>: a female cock block is referred to as a ""taco party"". jajajaj yeah sure thing"""
te puedo ir de coldplay a anuel nigga real quick	I can go from Coldpay to Anuel nigga real quick .
este nap estuvo de show	This nap was lit af.
todavia tengo arena en los oidos... how is this possible?	I still have sand in my ears . How is this possible?
black and beige. a la tendencia ya de lo que viene esta primavera. vestido en encaje negro con crema …	Black and beige. Following the trend of what's coming this spring . A black lace dress with cream ...
<user> <user> -el negrito lindo -patillas -campo y cabras -good times -presi	<user> <user> — the cute little black guy — sideburns — countryside and goats -good times -presi
me encanta!!!!! estar con mi hija susanlee40 tirada en su cama, girls talk.. .…	I love!!!! being with my daughter susanlee40 lying in her bed, girl talk . . .
la tipa seguia sacando sangre como si fuese de gratis... nigga you aware i need that	The girl kept taking blood out like it was free... nigga are you aware I need that.
bien ready para mis fall outfits	I'm so ready for my autumn outfits!
“<user>: <user> so happy for you babe! you deserve it!! bravo ” gracias amigo tq	“<user>: <user> so happy for you babe! you deserve it!! bravo ” thank you my friend , I appreciate you so much !
best mom fit ever! mamá más guapa que nunca...  desde hoy nuestro horario es de 10:00 …	Best mom fit ever! Mom's looking finer than ever ... our opening hours from today are 10:00 ...
buen touch down de parte de chile -mimunequita73	good touchdown from Chile
alguien sabe a dónde se fue happy bowls??	Does anyone know where happy bowls went to?
<user> tengo mixed feelings y todo	<user> I have mixed feelings about everything
deberia ser un stress reliever dog donde mi unica preocupacion sea que me soben y me den amor	It should be a stress reliever dog whose only concern is that I pet and give it love.
omg!!! mi tostadora violeta esta de show y los 3 pares de zapatos no están mal! claro en especial!!!	omg!!! my purple toaster is lit , and the three pairs of shoes aren't bad either ! especially the last one !!!
<user> hahahaha es que hay fogueo y vine a apoyar a nuestro team! no seas pendeja y ven acaaaaa	<user> hahahaha it's a friendly match and I came to support our team ! Don't be silly come here !
omg!! 10 millones!! chica gamer - kronno zomber muchas gracias! ^^   ️	omg! 10 million !! gamer girl - kronno zomber thank you so much ! ^^ ️
cosas que he aprendido en college: email is a valuable tool	Things I learned in college : e-mail es una herramienta valiosa
los nipple piercings se ven cabrones y chuparlos no estaría nada mal.	Nipple piercings look badass and sucking on them wouldn't be too bad either.
ese mini heart attack que te da cuando por poco se te cae el teléfono en la cara.	That mini heart attack you get when your phone almost falls on your face.
yo nunca he sido prom date de nadie.	I've never been anyone's prom date.
weekend largo, weekend de despejar la mente full	Long weekend , a weekend for clearing my mind to the fullest .
arcade mode en white tile me causa dolor en el pecho jaaja cosa mas adictiva	Arcade mode in White Tile gives me chest pain haha most addictive thing ever!
jessicacedielnet with repostapp. ・・・ apenas llegando al hotel después de un bonito día de …	Just arriving at the hotel after a beautiful day of …
aqui mis bellos amores style bye por mi chino en blazer y camisa, pantalon …	Here are my beautiful loves styled by my Chinese boyfriend in a blazer and shirt , pants ...
f*ck fame | kronno zomber | especial 1 millón | parte 1 | (videoclip oficial)	f*ck fame | kronno zomber | special 1 million | part 1 | (official music video)
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ gracias <user>    vestido	<user> with repostapp . .. . thanks <user>   dress
fall trends makeup and fashion marykay <user>. tendencias de otoño <user> <user> gracias nenas	Fall trends makeup and fashion Marykay <user>. Autumn trends , <user> <user> thank you girls .
te gusta el modelaje? imagen modeling by la gatita en sus nuevos cursos. regístrate en …	Do you like modeling ? Image Modeling by La Gatita has new courses . Register at ...
<user>: les invito a que bajen white tile, se van a poner adictivos. te odio lo baje, hoy no duermo jajajaja	<user>: I invite you to download white tile , you're gonna get addictive . I hate you , I downloaded it , I'm not gonna sleep tonight jajajaja
on second thought, ahora me jodí porque no voy a dormir en toda la noche	On second thought , now I'm fucked because I won't be sleeping at all tonight .
<user> cant believe they got back together... todavia no lo supero	<user> can't believe they got back together... i'm still not over it
mi cama está extra rica hoy, i don't know	My bed is extra cozy today, I don't know.
una parte de im bich, im a gangster entre el publico en el concierto!	One part of me's a beast , I'm a gangster in front of the crowd at the concert !
no words needed! no mas palabras! taco	No words needed! Just tacos!
foto con la super sofia companera q no es facil veatirmos stylist a stylist. <user> loved her	Photo with super Sofia my companion , it's not easy for two stylists to see each other . <user> loved her .
alguien dijo chica gamer y zomber girl?   ️ eso será sorpresa!	Did someone say girl gamer and zombie ?️ That’ll be a surprise!
tienes soundcloud en caso de que tengas cual es? que te busque y me aalieron muchas cuent … — kronno zomber oficial!	Do you have a Soundcloud ? In case you do what is it ? so I can follow you and there are many accounts ... -- kronno zomber official !
<user> de aquí salió tu beach ball.	<user> this is where your beach ball came from .
recibiendo a mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita.	Receiving my students at Image Modeling by the kitty.
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - foxy vs sonic . exe | epic battle | kronno .
<user> been there que mami se ahoga a punto de morirse	<user> been there, she's choking , about to die.
fuck fame tiene en estos momentos 4.286 comentarios y los 4.286 son buenos! es que es increíble la pedazo de familia zomber! ^^	Fuck fame has 4,286 comments at the moment and all 4,286 of them are good ! The Zombier family is incredible ! ^^
todos deben tener d las alfombras memory foam, multi uso!!	Everyone should have the memory foam rugs , they're multi-purpose !
<user> <user> -strict parents jaja -super chevere -te llevo	<user> <user> --strict parents lol -super awesome -I'll take you there
<user> <user> yo creo que eso va según cómo se sienta cada uno. si te sientes mal sexualizándote, no lo hagas. si bien, do it.	<user> <user> I think it depends on how each person feels . If you feel bad about sexualizing yourself , don't do it . But if you feel good , go for it .
<user> me too!!! tenemos que hacer algooou	<user> me too !!! we have to do something
na ', el jevo de mi mejor amiga tratando de setearme con el hermano de ella, this is fucked up in so many ways	'Na, my bestie's boyfriend trying to set me up with her brother, this is fucked up in so many ways.
red red wine  red red blouse blusa roja $21.90 collar $10.00 ultimo día de envios gratis!! aprovecha la promo!!	Red red wine , red red blouse , sexy af . Blouse roja $21 . 90 , collar $10 . 00 , last day for free shipping!! Don't miss out on the promo!!
en happy bowls tienen dos bocinas con músicas distintas cada una. music overload.	At Happy Bowls they have two speakers playing different music at the same time . Music overload .
en cuanto se suba el link de descarga lo publico zombers!!	As soon as the download link goes up , I'll publish it zombers !
“<user>: si el camino es difícil... normalmente es porque vas en la dirección correcta. ” very true!!!	“<user>: if the path is tough... it usually means you're headed in the right direction . ” very true !!!
aquí con todo el flow en un lugar donde no pinta nada intentar tener flow. eran las puertas del …	Here's the provided phrase converted into English: Here I am, with all the flow in a place where trying to have flow makes no sense. It was at the doors of ...
crazy about buttons! love it! compras de botones para un diseno nuevo.	crazy about buttons! love it! shopping for buttons for a new design .
ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	As you can see <user>
salhua store open!!!!  estamos en urdesa curcunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes!	The store is open ! We're located on Urdesa Circunvalación Sur 723 y Guayacanes .
a mi gente rara me da follow y unfollow y follow de nuevo pa 'que les de follow back como 80 veces. bruh tienes que parar.	My weird people follow and unfollow and follow me again so I follow them back like 80 times . Bruh , you gotta stop it .
“<user>: behind the scenes del video de <user> ñarnocuestanada y <user> en la parte de atrás.	<user>: behind the scenes of <user>'s music video shoot and <user> in the back .
better off alone, estoy convencida de eso	I'm convinced of that, better off alone.
<user> jajajajjaja yo no duermo desde que me dieron los antibioticos. i'm starting to consider it may or may not contain cocaine	<user> hahahaha I haven't slept since I got the antibiotics . I'm starting to think they might have cocaine in them or something .
me la explota cuando me encuentro a una nena del camp y me dicen maestra, que cosa más cute	It makes my day when I run into a little girl from the country and they call me teacher . How cute !
nuevos cursos imagen modeling by la gatita. para informacion y open house, registraciones en …	New courses image modeling by the kitty . For information and open house , sign ups at ...
titi <user> te queremos mucho!!!! thanks for always putting a smile in my face and being a …	Auntie <user> we love you so much!!!! thanks for always putting a smile on my face and being a …
mi instagram está on fire	my instagram's lit
por fin un día free q puedo disfrutar con mi honey <user>...  ready!!! let's party!!!	Finally a free day I can enjoy with my honey <user> ... ready!!! Let's party!!!
dichosa de tenerte en mi corazon como. cada dia te admiro mas! love you <user> …	Lucky me to have you in my heart . I admire you more every day ! Love you <user> ...
y abrió h&m en mall of sj. eso es lo que importa. las filas estaban larguisimas. nadie se preocupó por la isla.	And H&M opened in the mall of SJ . That's all that matters . The lines were super long . No one cared about the island .
quiero que hell week se acabe y acaba de empezar	I want hell week to end and it just started .
on fire perdón! es que tuiteo rápido y se me va de las manos!	on fire oops! I tweet fast and it gets away from me!
casi 10 millones de visitas ya! vamos a por los 20 m?  chica gamer - kronno zomber	almost 10 million views already ! let 's go for the 20m ? gamer girl - kronno zomber
i'm so funny de verdad	I'm so funny for real
hace una semana estaba tirada en una playa y ahora estoy en clase stressing the fuck out.	I was tanning on a beach a week ago and now I'm stressing the fuck out in class .
ya tengo mi prom dress	I already have my prom gown!
ajajaj no me podria ir ni aunque quisiese y mas con todo el apoyo que me dais zombers!! ya somos numero 1!  ️ thanks!	haha I couldn't go even if I wanted to , and especially with all the support you guys give me ! We're number one ! ️ thanks !
<user>: today is international women's day   <user> jajaja boobies! para tii:)	"<user>: today is International Women's Day <user> boobies! for you :)"""
holy shit que cosa loca	Holy shit that's a crazy thing!
<user> no invitas? meme esto se acabo! im done... flipping of tables	<user> aren't you buying? me out of memes bro! I'm done... flipping tables!
“<user>: <user> aca estamos con amalia y alexandra! se te extrana loquita ” hay nenas siiii me too. hay q hacer otro siii?	“<user>: We're here with Amalia and Alexandra! We miss you crazy one .” yeah girls definitely . should we do another one ?
my favorite of the night! <user> love it! mi favorita de la noche! <user> …	my favorite of the night! <user> love it!  my favourite of the noche! <user> ...
mis panas me dijeron pa ir a la playa mañana  im so happy	My friends told me we're going to the beach tomorrow , I'm so happy !
<user> y qedo on point el baile y el ritmito jajajaja	<user> and the dance and the little rhythm left on point hahaha
comadre no tienes nada q agradecerme. soy dichosa de tenerte en mi vida y al igual q tu eres mi angelito love u amiga   <user>	comadre you have nothing to thank me for . i'm the lucky one to have you in my life , just like you're my little angel love u amiga <user>
<user> mi mamá también holly fuck	<user> my mom too holy fuck
<user> cambio gatos por gata y doritos por café y same here	<user> I swap cats for a girlfriend and Doritos for coffee , same here
sweet & love  gypsy summer  blusa con escote en v en espalda	Sweet & love gypsy v-neck back summer blouse.
muy moderno con su look hoy para <user> <user> para el concert	very modern with his look today for <user> <user> for the concert.
<user> keep going i love et! jajaja graciass babe:)	<user> keep going i love it! jajaja thank you so much babe:)
sección de fotos con <user> <user> it's a wrap! gracias un super equipo!	Photo section with <user> <user> it's a wrap! Thanks to an amazing team!
nuevos cursos y horarios... imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones en  para …	New courses and schedules ... Image Modeling by the little cat registrations at ...
lucky island | arrasamos en steampunk! | minecraft:  vía <user>	lucky island | we slay in steampunk! | minecraft: via <user>
te gusta la moda? te gustaría ser parte de este fashion show, por una buena causa? compartirás con …	Do you like fashion ? Would you like to be part of this fashion show , for a good cause ? You will share with …
“<user>: i love this dress <user>  bella! tienes la mejor estilista  te quedo hermoso como siempre	“<user>: I love this dress <user> beautiful! You have the best stylist , it looks gorgeous on you as always
me queme hasta la partidura... enough said	I burned myself right down to the split... 'nuff said.
<user> con el coconut hair do!! jajajaja	<user> with the coconut hair do!! hahaha
<user> nena, sí. you're welcome babygirl	<user> yeah, you're welcome babygirl
<user> jajajaj si verdad. i around the world	<user> hahahah true. I've been around the globe .
la_chinis83 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> todas mis mañanas con <user> <user> …	la_chinis83 with repostapp... <user> All my mornings with <user> <user>...
super trabajo amiga! u rock  <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>	Great job friend! You rock!
yo quería que bernie fuera presidente en verdad. o sea. he's like the cutest old man in the world	I really wanted Bernie to be president . Like , he's the cutest old man in the world .
<user>: alcoholic? no, i prefer the term drinking enthusiast. <user> jajajajaja accurate?	<user>: alcoholic? No , I prefer the term drinking enthusiast . <user> jajajaja so true !
me mandaron a guardar el telefono en clase. se me olvidó que estaba en high school otra vez.	They made me put away my phone in class . I forgot I was back in high school again .
he alargado la alarma como dos horas y media... en ese tiempo he soñado con <user>, <user> y <user>. what the actual fuck.	I've hit the snooze button for like two and a half hours ... In that time I've dreamed about <user>, <user>, and <user>. What the actual fuck.
carteritas que enamoran  * new items cuál es tu favorita?	Little wallets that make you fall in love * new items which one is your favorite?
eye candy for women! buscando joyas para una super guapa actiz que usara mañana <user> <user>	eye candy for women! looking for jewels for a super pretty actress who's wearing them tomorrow <user> <user>
“<user>: planeando mi look para mañana <user> gracias <user> the best  les va a encantar  ”  sii	“<user>: planning my look for tomorrow <user> thank you <user> the best  They'll love it  ”  yes
you're beautiful like diamonds in the skyyyy. buenos días.	You're beautiful like diamonds in the sky. Good morning.
quiero valet parking en la uni humilde	I want valet parking at the humble university
le robo el vídeo a zarcort! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	I stole the video from Zarcort ! | Lucky Island | Minecraft : via <user>
<user>: <user> <user> que clase de alcoholicos ... donde nos encontramos? jaja a jajajaja i'll bring the glass cups!	<user>: <user> <user> what kind of alcoholics are we ... where do we meet ? haha lol i'll bring the glass cups !
<user> amaneció con 2 pies izquierdos hoy...... good morning  ️	<user> Woke up with two left feet today ... good morning❗️
"""+ """"no se cuando es, no se donde es, no se que ponerme..."""" -excusas que me dio gabi para no ser mi prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *"""	"""I don't know when it is, I don't know where it is, I don't know what to wear..."" -excuses Gabi gave me for not being my prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *""."
no hay ni resumenes buenos online... see nobody wants to read this :/	There aren't even any good online summaries ... see nobody wants to read this :/
<user> ay  ️ love you too!! i mis youuu	<user> oh  I love you too !! i miss youuu
tratando de get over the fact que se ve cabronsísima en la primera foto	trying to get over the fact that she looks fire in the first pic
acabo de sobrevivir 20 minutos stocked en un elevator.	I just survived twenty minutes trapped in an elevator.
<user> maya killed my liver so tengo que cogerlo easy esta semana  ️	<user> maya killed my liver so I have to take it easy this week
of course tu le vas a dar favorite a eso...	Of course you'll give that a heart...
en mi resumé debería añadir: expert at bullshiting y and excellent shit talker	In my resumé I should add: expert at bullshitting and outstanding crap talker
llegaron nuestras beach blankets! usala para ir a la playa o sobre la arena para tomar el sol ️	Our beach blankets are here ! Use them to go to the beach or lie on the sand to sunbathe️
<user> siempre a la orden jajajaja it was my pleasure	<user> always at your service jajaja it was my pleasure
primero se borra el streak y ahora no salgo como el best friend	Now the streak is deleted and I don't show up as the best friend .
zombers! hoy teneis que demostrar que sois zombers! y hay que hacer viral la canción cuando se publique! :d	Zombers ! today you have to prove that you are true zombers ! We need to make the song go viral when it drops ! :D
mi birthday week va a estar tan y tan cabron	my birthday week is gonna be so lit af
mi montaña rusa se rompe! xd | build wars | minecraft:  vía <user>	my roller coaster breaks! xd | build wars | minecraft: via <user>
good morning para ti cada hora...	Good morning to you every hour...
ayer saqué al fin mi full up puñeeee	I finally got my full punch out yesterday .
<user> i wish, tengo influenza, pero tenemos que planeaaaar	<user> I wish, I have the flu, but we have to planejaaaar.
<user> 15 mins into the pilot and i became addicted. ya estoy en season 2   ️	<user> 15 mins into the pilot and I became addicted. I'm already on season 2 .
“<user>: <user> picheale todavia estas en tu bday week ” ojalaiiii	"“<user>: <user> you're still on your birthday week"" I hope sooo!"""
<user> ni a mí pero still.. it means christmaaaas	<user> not even me but still .. it means Christmas
mis zombers son mis play awards! ^^ sin ellos no sería quien soy!  ️ z4e   ️	My zombies are my play awards! ^^ Without them I wouldn't be who I am! 🖤 z4e 🖤
<user> <user> totally worth it... como aquel maravilloso día en el que vimos amanecer remember?	<user> <user> it was totally worth it ... like that wonderful day we saw the sunrise , remember ?
<user> esto es una metafora o estas hablando de gun violence?	<user> Is this a metaphor or are you talking about gun violence ?
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - la traición a zarcort! | lucky island |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - The betrayal of Zarcort! | Lucky Island |
“<user>: con mi <user> y <user> talking fashion!!  ” mis bellas siempre un gusto verlas. lqm	“<user>: with my <user> and <user> talking fashion!!” It's always a pleasure to see my beauties . Love you guys .
estaría pa'l de cabron entrenar con tu pareja en el gym y ayudarse mutuamente.	Training with your partner at the gym and helping each other out would be lit .
eeeeh que hemos subido del puesto cuatro al tres omg omg	eheh we've risen from number four to three omg omg
<user> hahahaha es un get de una amiga de boli pero no se como estara	<user> hahahaha it's a grab from a friend's party in Boli , but I don't know how it'll be .
jajajaj su awkwardness me incomoda tanto! like stahp betch...	haha su incomodidad me hace sentir tan incómoda ! como , pare betch ...
llevo todo el dia con sueño... vago mode on!	I've been sleepy all day . Lazy mode on !
<user> estaba en dc y ahora estoy en maryland... see u tomorrow bae chill jajaj	<user> I was in dc and now I'm in maryland ... see u tomorrow bae chill haha
un text random de mi prima diciendo que me ama siempre me hace el día	A random text from my cousin saying she loves me always makes my day.
<user>: aunque me cuelgue mañana me voy a graduar so fuck this preach!	<user>: Even if I hang out tomorrow , I'm still graduating , so fuck this preach !
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - lo tenia delante y me marco un épic fail!! | quake craft	I liked a video from <user> from <user> ( - I had it right in front of me and I marked an épic fail!! | quake craft
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - la épic kill!! mi gorra me da suerte! | multijugador |	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( -- the epic kill !! my cap brings me luck ! | multiplayer |
escribí un tweet y luego me di cuenta que a nadie le importa so lo borré. deberías hacer lo mismo:)	I wrote a tweet and then I realized no one cares so I deleted it . You should do the same:)
selfie time selfie face! un lunes divertido lo haces tú! print cami dress	"""Selfie time selfie face! You make every Monday fun! Printcami dress"""
<user> inútiles es poco! waste of space! un cero a la izquierda y a la derecha!	<user> Good for nothing! Waste of space! A zero to the left and to the right!
<user> <user> no iba pal double date sorry	<user> <user> wasn't going to the double date sorry
un frappesito de cameo con sprinkles, whipped cream y almendras	a cameo frappe with sprinkles , whipped cream and almonds
liljellybean08 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> . gracias familia!	<user> . Thanks familia!
preparandonos para las próximas fiestas!! ️️️️️ get your dress now!	Getting ready for the upcoming holidays!! 🎄🎁 Get your dress now!
las viejas me complementan a cada rato, me voy a meter a gold digger y ya.	The old ladies compliment me all the time , I'm gonna become a gold digger , straight up .
mis galanes de <user> <user> style by …	My heartthrobs from <user> <user> styled by ...
<user> lina odio la uni  why am i up?	<user> I hate uni why am I up?
ready pa 'un roadtrip  <user>	ready for a roadtrip <user>
facebook anuncia la función ‘ save ’, que permite guardar post para leer después.	Facebook announces the 'save' feature , which lets you save posts to read them later .
my limit is beyond the sky ️️ aretes   tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	My limit is beyond the sky 🌌 Earrings . Place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384
omfg! omfg!  la gira rap player!	OMFG! The rap tour player!
usar o no usar el neck brace...	use or not use the neck brace ...
<user> but are sure? con una buena navaja se llega al corazon bastante rapido	<user> but are you sure ? with a good knife you can reach the heart pretty fast
<user> yo tambien.. its so good:)	<user> me too .. it's so good :)
<user>: <user> me tooooo!!  -2 meses :'( llevo 5 meses sin verte!!! que puñeta?!	<user>: <user> me tooooo !! - 2 months :'( i've seen you in 5 months !! what the hell ?!
antiguos fans no quieren entenderme, pero no he cambiado yo, ha cambiado la forma que tenian de verme! f*ck fame |	Former fans don't want to understand me, but it's not me who has changed, it's the way they look at me that has changed ! f*ck fame
casa llena en imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en  para …	full house at image modeling by the kitty sign up on <platform> to …
<user> llegas para volver a ir te why you do this yo me shortie? :(	<user> why you coming back now? you shortie? :(
gana este sweetheart bouquet con los temas de pareja	win this sweetheart bouquet with the couple themes
shine bright like a diamond   gypsy summer  blusa amarrada neón (con o sin elástico en parte posterior)	"""Shine bright like a diamond  gypsy summer  neon cropped top (with or without elastic back) """
se fue hace una semana y ya la extraño... no creo que puede esperar 6 meses mas :/ i need my sister	She left a week ago and I already miss her ... I can't bear to wait 6 more months :/ I need my sister
este fin de semana de memorial day con mis oyentes en virginia beach key biscayne …	this memorial day weekend with my listeners in virginia beach key biscayne …
matematicas, donde tienes todo bien, o todo mal. in a nutshell.	Math, where you either have all right or all wrong . In a nutshell .
me puse a ver pablo escobar cause i need money y quiero ver si puedo coger algo util de el:)	I started watching Pablo Escobar because I need the money and I want to see if I can grab something useful from him:)
no more tequila tuesday for me	no más martes de tequila para mí
vatican city italy - rome hasta europa viajó melody chase y <user> fue parte del outfit en el viaje!	Melody Chase traveled to Vatican City in Italy - Rome and <user> was part of the OOTD for the trip!
nuevo tema de overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort ️️	New Overwatch theme | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort️️
my liver's hurting a little bit. too many piña coladas - gringa en mi vuelo...	My liver's hurting a little bit. Too many piña coladas -- white person on my flight.
a veces me menciona gente que se equivoca y quería mencionar a otra persona. este está turnt af.	Sometimes people I don't even know tag me thinking I'm someone else . This dude is turnt af .
<user> y yo q sueño jet lag	<user> and I'm so sleepy jet lag
rompe tus propias reglas y luce perfecta un martes! attraction new collection	Break your own rules and look perfect on a Tuesday! attraction new collection
“<user>: the interview es buena? ” noooo	<user>: Is the interview good? No way!
chequea esta blusa -> low top white tunic... stunning!!	Check out this blouse - low top white tunic ... stunning!!
este look es perfecto para una de relax. valeria naranja. karim pant negro con lunares blancos …	This look is perfect for a chill day . Orange Valeria top , black and white polka dot Karim pants ...
me ha dado right in the feels leer mi nombre en algunos comentarios de este vídeo de <user>... ¿qué opináis?	Reading my name in some of the comments on this <user> video has given me all the feels ... what do you guys think?
buenos dias zombers!!! desayunando en la taza que me regalo una zomber! i  ️ gaming! ^^	Good morning zombers!!! Having breakfast in the mug a zomber friend gave me! I ❤ gaming! ^^
el helio se acabo... i'm bored again	The helium's run out... I'm bored again.
me jartaría de tanto junk food pero me quedan 4 meses de tortura	I would get sick of so much junk food but I have four months of torture left .
mira nene déjame explicarte algo. si una nena quiere tirarse una foto en traje de baño, it's not ur problem.	Let me explain something to you, kid. If a girl wants to take a picture in a swimsuit, it's not your problem.
no vuelvo a coger sol con un one piece swimsuit. esto está puñetero	I will never wear a one piece swimsuit again . This shit is fucked up .
quieres información de imagen modeling by la gatita solo regístrate en  mañana …	Do you want image modeling information from the gatita just register tomorrow ...
buscar o no buscar el cargador the struggle	to look or not to look for the charger, that is the question
mi cuerpo no responde... i cann't move	my body doesn't respond... I can't move
"""tareas para cada clase? """"we are seniors, we can do dis"""" <user>"""	"""Homework for each class? 'We are seniors , we got this' <user>"""
bright side de ir a bodas... champagne and food	The bright side of going to weddings... champagne and food!
saliendo de una practica ahora  no calles for me!	Leaving practice now  Don't call my line busy!
<user>: really because i want my first daughter to be a boy  no puede ser	<user>: really because I want my first daughter to be a boy no puede ser <b>can't be</b>
me comería un bowl entero de spicy crab ahora mismo	I'd eat an entire bowl of spicy crab right now.
que el dr. entre a la oficina y empieze a cantar bad blood a toda boca, le hace la mañana a cualquiera. you're the real mvp doc.	"May the doctor walk into the office and start singing ""Bad Blood"" at the top of his lungs , he makes anyone's day . You're the real MVP doc ."
pic your favorite short now! escoge tu short favorito ahora! -- >> we are open 11:00 a 7:00 pm …	Pick your favorite short now! Choose your favorite short now! We are open 11:00 to 7:00 pm ...
<user> with repostapp. mi satisfacción es ver a mis estudiantes contentas con el …	<user> with repostapp . my happiness is seeing my students happy with the ...
<user> sweetest devotion me mata	<user> sweetest devotion kills me
zombers ayudadnos a firmar en la página que ha creado <user> para traducir el juego de black desert! thanks! :d	Zombies help us sign the petition <user> created to translate the Black Desert game! Thanks! :D
gracias bro! <user> no hubiera sido posible sin tu ayuda la de mis amigos y la de todos los zombers! sois geniales! ^^	thanks bro! <user> wouldn't have been possible without your help , mine and all the zombers' help ! y'all are awesome ! ^^
<user> no trates at all. los sitcoms americanos son muy mierda.	<user> Don't even bother . American sitcoms are so shitty .
<user> <user> tambien western lake por el holiday inn	<user> <user> also western lake near the holiday inn.
yo confiaría tanto en los nenes cheerleaders de mi uni jajaja	I would trust the cheerleading guys from my uni so much haha
y que material nuevo pal final. nah, i think i'll pass.	And what new material for the end . nah , I think I 'll pass .
necesito mas partners puestos para el roadtrip 24/7.	I need more 24/7 roadtrip buddies.
un poquito peor i believe	a little worse i believe
<user> eso... eso es mi pueblo... vilanova i la geltrú... oh god why	<user> that's my people... Vilanova I la Geltrú... oh god why
que más rico que un sabroso hotdog supreme a las 8am	Nothing's better than a delicious Supreme hotdog at 8 in the morning
gracias <user> por las gafas de sol y el palo selfie. sobre todo por el palo selfie. ahí me has enamorao.	Thanks <user> for the sunglasses and the selfie stick . especially for the selfie stick , you've melted my heart .
“<user>: i am a bitch, but i am a lovable bitch if you understand me, ya know? ” <user> de verdad q si	“<user>: I'm a puta, but a lovable puta if you get me, ya know?” <user> de verdad que sí.
llego a la playa puedo respirar piso la entrada de la casa... boom feel like shit	I get to the beach I can breathe I step into the house... boom feel like shit.
exacto, to'itos tenemos la culpa	exact , we all have the blame
good morning and happy wenesday! buenos dias y feliz miercoles! …	Good morning and happy hump day!
hell week me espera	Hell week awaits me.
mañana me voy a arrepentir de comer tanto cookie dough crudo	Tomorrow I'm going to regret eating so much raw cookie dough.
son las 5pm y estoy en la uni... something is wrong.	It's 5pm and I'm at school ... something's off.
<user> <user> <user> pusiste el username mal u idiot	<user> <user> <user> you typed the username wrong you idiot
<user> i know pero same shit, fue hace un año	<user> I know but same shit, it was a year ago
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> hermosas las dos y excellent work comadre	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> Both of you look beautiful and excellent work Comrade
y recalco la palabra niño porque la realidad es que el que quiere contigo se deja de pendejases y te habla. and that my ladies, is a man.	And I stress the word child because the truth is , the one who really wants to be with you stops acting like a damn idiot and talks to you . And that my ladies , is a man .
<user> pero creo que lo borre not sure jajajaja	<user> but I think I deleted it haha
me levante dos horas antes que mi alarma... what is wrong with me	I woke up two hours before my alarm ... what's wrong with me.
en el gym suena sun is shining y me vienen todos los recuerdos del <user>...	at the gym sun is shining comes on and i get all the memories of <user> ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort | (videoclip oficial	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> on (Overwatch | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort | Official Music Video
imagen modeling by la gatita	Imaging modeling by the little kitten
i love her period creo que ahi falta una coma...	I love her, period. I think there's a comma missing...
a la verdad que el verano despues de freshmen year yo estaba obesa	Truth be told , after freshmen year summer I was obese .
a dormir! ya tengo ready mis dos 5 hours energy drinks!! se q lía voy a necesitar... nighty night!	Off to bed! I have my two 5-hour energy drinks ready , that 's definitely what I 'll need tonight ! Good night !
hablar de los planes de spring break y mis 18 me pone bien hyper! :d	Talking about spring break plans and my 18th birthday gets me so hyped up! :D
<user> pa estar en la beach y no en el work! sacrificios q tienen frutos luego... te amo	<user> to be at the beach and not at work ! sacrifices that have fruits later ... I love you
estoy preparando una canción titulada zombie girl, porque si hay algo mejor que una chica gamer es una chica zomber!	I'm producing a song titled zombie girl, because if there's one thing better than a gamer girl it's a zomber chick!
infamous second son! próximamente! ¿que seríais heroes o villanos zombers? :d	"""Infamous Second Son! Coming soon! Would you be heroes or zombie villains ? :D"""
jenni con chicucunya y amanda con dengue... yea i ain't missing home that much now	Jenni with chickenpox and Amanda with dengue fever ... yeah I don't miss home that much now
quiero un roadtrip todos los weekend.	I want a roadtrip every weekend.
odio los water marks pero puej.	I hate the damn watermarks but whatever.
un teammate me dio unfollow porque nunca le di follow back  hahahaha	A teammate unfollowed me because I never followed them back hahahaha
the following es la serie que mas en tension me pone	The following is the series that keeps me most on edge.
"""pa q vaya con el 42 """"un home theater sony 3d blu-ray done y bien duro!!!"""	"""to go with the 42 [inch TV] ""a Sony 3D Blu-ray home theater system that's top notch!!!\"""""
el look de <user> a la moda siempre dress <user>	<user>'s fashion look is always on point dress <user>
mi <user> se ve tan cute dormido.... love u	my <user> looks so cute when sleeping .... love u
la mierda de este dorm es que esta tan lejos del baño.... wtf happens if like i really have to pee	The shit about this dorm is that it's so far from the bathroom ... wtf happens if like I really have to pee.
<user> literal. yo estoy aquí trying to figure out what the fuck hapened para que exista tanta hostilidad.	<user> Literal . I'm here trying to figure out what the fuck happened for there to be so much hostility .
finally acabe con los placement exams...	Finally finished with the placement exams...
<user> <user> <user> lunes yoga y martes la doña, suena cabron just sayinnnnng	<user> <user> <user> Monday yoga and Tuesday's about that life , sounds badass just sayin'
como que necesito un cambio de loook... full on blonde??	I need a look change... full on blonde??
la gatita pranks her own mother	la gatita plays jokes on her own madre
este será el moving up más sentimental ever.	This will be the most sentimental moving up ever.
because i'm preggo and its friday. solo pq estoy embarazada y es viernes!!! …	because I'm pregnant and it's Friday!
te haría un lap dance.	I would do a lap dance for you.
súper relax en <user>. gracias a felipe! u make the cruise what it is! extremely fun!!!! love it! <user>	Super relaxed at <user>. Thanks to Felipe! You make the cruise what it is! Extremely fun!!!! Love it! <user>
"""quiénes hacen double down aquí? """"fulana, sutana... ah y priscilla borracha"""" hahaha ay crijto."""	"""Who's down to double down here? ""So-and-so, such-and-such... and Priscilla, drunk"" hahaha oh my god."""
style dúo work <user> y yo para monanoguera estas bella mona!! buen …	Style dúo work <user> and I for monanoguera you're beautiful honey !! good ...
conéctate 33246 por texto good morning	connect 33246 by text good morning
<user>: <user> respect  nuestros fisicos son mierdas arlado de esto.. puñetaaa i'm dying	<user>: <user> respect our bodies are trash aside from this ... damn i'm dying
“<user>: <user> felicidades natiiiii! pasala cabron hoy ” thank you babyyyy	“<user>: <user> Congratulations natiiiii ! Have a great time , my dude ! ” Thank you babyyyy !
<user> feel better! te extraño en arte :/	<user> feel better! I miss you like crazzzzy :/
todo el mundo decidio de la nada hablar por voice record y parar de textiar	Everyone suddenly decided to start speaking via voice record and stop texting .
estoy en el aeropuerto de chile esperando el vuelo de colombia. recuerdo cuando llegamos aquí la última vez... the feels.	I'm at the Chilean airport waiting for the flight from Colombia . Remember when we arrived here last time ... the feels .
<user> you are dangerous when you are drunk and have a cigarette in your hand jajaja me quemaste el pantalon un cojonal de veces! jaja	<user> you are dangerous when you're drunk and have a cigarette in your hand jajaja you burned my pants so many times! haha
leo 1 pág. y el break es de 1 hora... seems reasonable jajajaj	I read one page and the break is one hour ... that seems reasonable hahahaha
el primer vlog de esta gran aventura: volando en business class!!	The first vlog of this great adventure: flying in business class!
<user> pero verdad que no fueron recordados de una forma buena? i think not	<user> but weren't they remembered in a not-so-good way ? i think not
<user> sorry babe. es para que no pierdas el viaje y vayas a hacer algo que la pases mejor	<user> sorry babe . it's so you don't waste the trip and end up doing something better .
lucky island | los mandamos al otro barrio! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | We send them to the other neighborhood! | Minecraft: via <user>
otro día lleno de cosas nuevas y muy interesantes!!! love it!!!	Another day full of new and very interesting things !!! Love it !!!
me va dar skin cancer so sigo asi	That's going to give me skin cancer so I'm just going to keep on like this.
<user> siii en verano sii!!! dale, im so exciteddddd!!!!	<user> Yeah , in the summer ! Let's go , I'm soooooo excited !!!!
chinos de desayuno porque why not	Breakfast burritos because why not.
<user> pero qué invento es este?!?! u so lyin...	<user> but what the hell is this ?! ?! you so lying ...
este weekend tengo class bonding = este weekend muero de felicidad	This weekend I have class bonding = this weekend I die of happiness
cambia tus reglas y vive en un street runway siempre. attraction new collection	Change your rules and live on a street runway forever . Attraction new collection .
mi look de hoy para hacer cambios de look. fashion makeovers!	My look today for look changes . Fashion makeovers !
yo me pongo un saco de papa, and i look fabulous * flips hair * - <user> siendo bien humilde	I put on an old potato sack and I still look fabulous * flips hair * - <user> being super humble
si no te conosco no voy a ser fully myself contigo. a la que te cojo confianza te jodiste.	If I don't know you I won't be fully myself with you . Once I'm comfortable with you , you're fucked .
somethings are better left unsaid while that its true.... hay gente que se apoya de eso solo porque no tienen los cojones de hablar claro	While that's true , some things are better left unsaid , there are people who rely on that because they don't have the balls to speak clearly .
los mejores gifs son los de vampire diaries	The best gifs are those from Vampire Diaries .
getting ready for this new season! preparadas para la nueva temporada! ️️	getting ready for this new season! prepared for the new season!
meghan trainor - all about that bass mi favorita..	Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass is my favorite .
para todo mal el mar, para todo bien también ️ @ ocean park beach	For every bad thing the sea , for every good thing too .
i want to hug a rainbow  un collar lleno de vida y color hecho para tí	I want to hug a rainbow a necklace full of life and color made for you
dios mío, gracias. stop shaming women and stop double standards.	My God, thank you . Stop shaming women and stop the double standards .
mira nuestro collar white sky con aretes!! ya en: hacemos envíos a nivel nacional!	Check out our White Sky necklace with earrings!! We now do nationwide shipping!
happy on the way! gracias por el mejor regalo dios!	Happy on the way! Thank you for the best gift ever God!
si en 10 minutos no me concentro, i give up.	If I don't focus in 10 minutes , I give up .
si en twitter hubieran best friends como en snapchat, el mío por ley fuera <user>	If there were best friends on Twitter like there are on Snapchat , mine would legally be <user> .
<user> no me gusta cm bailar... its weird jajajaja	<user> I don't like how they dance... it's weird jajajaja
imagen modeling by la gatita.	Imaging modeling by the kitty.
getting my groove on! ready para el trio!!!!! chinomiranda nacholacriatura <user> …	getting my groove on! ready for the trio!!!!! <chinomiranda> <nacholacriatura> <user> ...
good morning familia, tu combinación perfecta! feliz viernes	Good morning family, your perfect combination! Happy Friday!
cuando estas cansado no hay nada como meterte en la cama, taparte y ver una serie hasta quedarse dormido! good night!!	When you're tired , there's nothing like getting into bed , covering up and watching a series until you fall asleep ! Good night !
new accesories! disfruta nuestros nuevos collares y sus bright colors!!	New accessories ! Enjoy our new necklaces and their bright colors !
zombers! veo que os ha gustado mucho | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort  vía <user>	Zombiers! I see you guys liked it a lot | the tests | Kronno & Zarcort via <user>
mis hermosas niñas imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate para información en …	my beautiful girls image modeling by the little kitty register for information at ...
loca por que sea verano para hacerme el nose piercing	Crazy because it's summer to get my nose piercing done.
ni que tirarme un all nighter pa 'acompañar a mi jevo a estudiar. hay que amarlo	Like doing an all-nighter to accompany my partner while they study . Gotta love 'em .
<user> hahahaha yours is better. te evitas peleas	<user> hahahaha yours is better . you avoid fights
oficialmente en vacation mode full!!! <user> <user> ️️️	Officially in full vacation mode!!! <user> <user> ️️️
aquí saliendo de mi casa para seguir vendiendo pan en hobbiton. @ hobbiton, middle earth	Here am I leaving my house to keep selling bread in Hobbiton. @Hobbiton, Middle Earth
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber (videoclip oficial)).	I've liked a video of <user>'s (<user> - ya ves | Nery Godoy & Kronno Zomber (Official Video)) .
<user> f u c k y o u!	<user> Go fuck yourself!
yo contándole algo a mami y ella sube el volumen de la tele como para que me calle, ok bye	I'm telling something to mom and she turns up the TV volume so I'll shut up , okay bye .
está bien triste tener que cenar un apple pie de mcdonald's que se compró hace como dos semanas porque no sé cocinar	It's so sad to have to eat a McDonald's apple pie that was bought like two weeks ago because I don't know how to cook.
buenas noches zombers! descansad! pronto nuevos raps!	good night zombers ! rest up ! new raps coming soon !
plus side de empezar las clases... no tengo que hacerme desayuno	On the plus side of starting classes... I don't have to make breakfast .
<user> <user> de road trip por nuestra bella isla!	<user> <user> on a road trip around our beautiful island!
me encanta ir a sitios y que me atienda una blue lady	I love going out and being served by a blue lady.
me alegra un montón que la canción de youtubers life haya animado a tanta gente a continuar con sus videos! youtube lo necesitaba!  ️	I'm so glad that the song YouTubers Life has encouraged so many people to continue with their videos ! YouTube needed that ! 🌟
<user> de quien pendeja? i was just with you?	<user> whose bitch? i was just with you?
look de viernes <user> <user>. fight heart decease apoya la …	Friday look <user> <user> . Battling heart disease supports the …
<user>: 3 tiros y ninguno entro  if you know what i mean;)	<user>: 3 shots and none of them went in if you know what I mean ;)**
lucky island | la partida más épicas del mundo!! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | the most epic game ever!! | Minecraft: via <user>
<user> ahi dice netflix and chill? no creo	<user> it says netflix and chill ? I don't think so .
quiero un movie night	I want a movie night.
the rise of the tomb raider hoy va a ser mi nana para poder dormir   ️	The rise of the tomb raider is going to be my lullaby tonight so I can sleep 🤩
tengo que hacer un lab de fisica.... but ma bed  and the weather plus no tengo ganas	I have to do a physics lab ... but my bed , the weather , and I don't have the will .
<user> hiii its late pero te amo mucho  ️	<user> hiii it's late but I love you so much ️
good day!! que tal sombisitos??	Good day!! How's it going, folks??
true af, muchas por querer ofender a uno generalizan como si todos tuvieran la culpa	That's so true, many people who want to offend one person generalize and act like everyone's at fault.
ya tengo mi schedule... mixed feelings con esta realidad	I already have my schedule... mixed feelings about this reality.
necesito un beach partner	I need a beach partner
<user> <user> es un joke. bye.	<user> <user> it's a joke . bye .
colombia get ready!  ️ (obviemos las caras de psicópatas) @ bogotá, colombia	Colombia, get ready! 😎 (let's ignore the psychopathic faces) @ Bogota, Colombia
zombers las entrada con <user> están volando!  hay la virgensita que me da algo! os dejo el link online!	The tickets are flying out , <user> !  Virgin Mary , someone calm me down ! Here's the online link !
naps en la playa make everything better	Naps on the beach make everything better.
"""kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that shit... me lo imagino asi girl: """"i've got..."""" boy: * kisses her * girl: """"mono"""" jajaja"""	"""Kiss her in the middle of her sentence , girls love that shit ... I imagine it like this : Girl : ‘I've got …’ Boy : * kisses her * Girl : ‘Mono’ haha"""
casa llena imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en  para información ,…	House full . Modeling pic by the kitty , sign up at <company> for details .
mami no me grites por la mañana, it's too early for ur shit.	Mom, don't shout at me in the morning, it's too early for your crap.
gente diciendo que yo transmitia mensaje cuando tenia 10k y que ahora no rimo... veremos que pasa cuando saque fuck fame...	People saying I was spreading messages when I had 10k and now I don't rhyme ... we'll see what happens when I drop fuck fame ...
<user> i cant. yo amo a la mia jajaja	<user> I can't . I love mine haha
<user> de viaje or like to live?	<user> on vacation or like to live?
los side effects de este antibiótico no son de dios	The side effects of this antibiotic are no joke .
me siento libre con lo que soy y estoy segura de lo que puedo conquistar!! urban vibes collection	I feel free with who I am and I'm certain of what I can conquer! Urban vibes collection.
ok me he ido en como 10 twitter rants en el dia de hoy	I've gone on like 10 Twitter rants today.
i mean... si si. angelita	I mean... oh yeah . Angelita .
<user> pero si, tu martes está fucked up.. te deseo mucho éxito mijo	<user> but yeah , your Tuesday is fucked up .. good luck with that son .
looks otoñales de estampados de animal y flores son y estan super in este otoño. …	Fall looks with animal and floral prints are super in this fall .
arreglándose para sus sesión de fotos imagen modeling by la gatita	Getting ready for their photoshoot modeling session by the kitty
ya estamos en el zombidirecto!!! id entrando!! :d lets go!!!	We're live on the zombidirecto!!! Get in!! :d let's go!!!
esos videos de my strange addiction me dejaron bruta bruta	Those my strange addiction videos left me in awe awe
lista para comenzar el fin de semana! black jumper-collar-red sandals disponibles en salhua	Ready to start the weekend! Black jumper-collar-red sandals available at Salhua.
<user> pintame las uñas... im too lazyy	<user> Paint my nails ... I'm too damn lazy
todo hombre deberia ver the break-up	every man should watch the break-up
este sábado quedada en málaga en la plaza de la marina con <user>!!!! esto se va a descontrolaaaaaaaar!  who ´s in?	This Saturday we're having a reunion in Málaga at the Plaza de la Marina with <user>!!!! This is gonna be off the hook! Who's in?
claramente im weak y me lo estaba comiendo hasta que me vio, se rio y me dijo gordito	Clearly I'm weak and he saw me eating it , he laughed and called me胖仔(pàngzǎi) .
betrayed af, el cheesecake de costco no llenó ni la mitad de mis expectativas	Betrayed af, the cheesecake from Costco didn't even meet half of my expectations.
this is my view  encuentra el mejor outfit para mamá …	This is my view on finding the best outfit for mom …
bella con un vestido de <user> joyas <user> y styling team <user> y …	bella with a dress by <user> , jewellery by <user> , and styled by <user> and …
jajaja en mis stories sale mi voz atrás super annoying	hahaha in my stories my voice is in the background super annoying
bueeeeeenos dias!!! ️️ ladies and zomber boys!! ️	Good mornings!!! 🌞 ladies and zombie boys!! 🧟️♂️
zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | 2 vs 2 | counter strike cs go:  vía <user>	zarcort & kronno versus cojo & luis | 2 versus 2 | counter strike cs go: via <user>
no ganarte el black label por un vaso en beerpong dolió	not winning the black label for a plastic cup in beer pong hurt
fuck shit man. no quiero estudiar más.	fuck shit man. I don't want to study anymore.
alguien envíeme el meme de michelle de full house diciendo yyyyyy?	Can someone send me the meme of Michelle from Full House saying yyyyyy ?
imagen modeling by la gatita clases de etiqueta.	imagen modeling by the kitty etiquette classes .
de party con rum punch de <user>	Let's party with <user>'s rum punch
cocina: done, decoracion sala y cometdor: done!!!!	Kitchen: done, living and dining room decoration: done!
emmm lo menos que usan los tiburones para atrapar su presa es la visión. just saying.	The sharks' sense of vision is the least reliable when it comes to catching their prey. Just saying.
<user> debo ser producer de tantas movies que tengo/hago.	<user> I must be a producer with all the movies I have/make.
uno de los grupos de imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	One of the Image Modeling groups by la gatita sign-ups .
<user> i wish. se tiene que repetir.	<user> I wish . It has to be done again .
“<user>: zendaya at the   tipa es tan bellaaa	<user>: zendaya is so damn beautiful
lol ok ya entendimos	lol okay we get it already
<user> yo no mano  i need my bed	<user> I'm not mano, I need my bed.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - especial un millón de zombers | vídeo para kronno).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - especially one million zombers | a video for kronno) .
“<user>: una buena cena entre amigos <user> <user> <user>... ya los extrañaba!!! ” que gusto como siempre love u guys!	“<user>: A great dinner with friends <user> <user> <user> ... I missed you guys!!!” So nice to see you as always love u guys!
<user> ehh tu eres scott y yo soy kourtney, hadn't we agreed on this?	<user> eh you're Scott and I'm Kourtney , didn't we agree on this ?
juvenil, moderno y trendy <user> ayer en <user> jacket <user> …	Youthful , modern and trendy <user> got my <user> jacket from <user> …
the 50 hottest female radio personalities: la gatita	the 50 hottest female radio personalities: the little kitten
<user> <user> -sexxx baby jaja -rizos -libre expresión -simplemente hermosa -151	<user> <user>—sexy baby haha—curly hair—free expression—just stunning—151
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas lluvias de festival: recuperándome y pool party	The vlog today, little festival rain showers : recovering and pool party
si se da la oportunidad? why not	If the opportunity arises , why not ?
terminé los últimos dos ensayos del semestre, me falta entregarlos y ya  summer is just around the cornerrrr	I finished the last two papers of the semester , only have to hand them in and then summer is just around the corner !
i just used shazam to discover vamonos pa'l monte by eddie palmieri. pq nunca te voy a olvidar...	"I just used shazam to discover ""Vamonos pa'l Monte"" by Eddie Palmieri . Why would I ever forget you ..."
red carpet de las 25 poderosas de people en espanol 2015	2015 People en Español's 25 Most Powerful Women red carpet.
acabo de formatear el vlog que teníais que ver mañana... i'm so sorry!!!  lo compensaré con hobbiton pasado mañana, lo prometo.	I just formatted the vlog you were supposed to see tomorrow ... i'm so sorry !!! I'll make it up with Hobbiton in two days , I promise .
<user>: <user> claro, me tienes que textear oka will do!	<user>: <user> sure , text me later , will do !
and this how we work! y asi es como trabajamos …	And this is how we work! así es como trabajamos…
<user> jajajajaja que me importa! criticamos los trabejes juntos jajaja va ser mi beffo gay	<user> hahahaha who cares ! We'll critique the works together , it'll be my gay beffo .
<user> jaja ay sonya. kids nowadays.	<user> haha, Sonya . Kids these days .
chill its college la frase de la semana	chill it's just college the phrase of the week
le doy quote y borra el tweet, muchas gracias, sabe '	I give it a quote and delete the tweet , many thanks , he knows '
<user> pa que le pague las deudas y que he invest 1 billion on kanye west ideas	<user> so that he can pay off his debts and I've invested 1 billion on Kanye West ideas
a llevar a mis amores de cena para celebrar el happy birthday de  ️	Taking my loves out for dinner to celebrate their happy birthday .
i so do not miss high school. ni por un millón de billetes regreso yo pa 'aquellos tiempos.	I do so not miss high school. Not for a million bills would I go back to those times.
<user> lo único que no he cogido. sorry babe	<user> The only thing I haven't fucked . Sorry babe .
<user> nene vas a seguir? que vas a hacer? i wanna know	<user> are you gonna keep going? what are you gonna do? i wanna know
oye pero que rápido pasó este train ride	Hey , but this train ride went by fast !
very much!!! y tu, estas relax?! <user> <user>	very much !!! and you , are you relaxed ?! <user> <user>
<user> i love you moreee. ponte a estudiar que esta semana te rapto	<user> I love you moreee. get studying 'cause this week I'm kidnapping you
all i think about ha superado el millón de escuchas en spotify y ay...	All I think about has surpassed a million streams on Spotify and oh...
no me conviene at all creerle	It doesn't benefit me at all to believe him.
flowers for fall are a must too!! las flores para el otoño estan de moda!! las presentadoras de …	Flowers for fall are a must too! Fall flowers are in style!!
best friends forever   gypsy summer  escoge tu favorita!!	Best friends forever   Gypsy summer  pick your favorite!!
<user> <user> pero a mi no tiene la oportunidad de verme to el tiempo y cuando estoy en la gallera no va a verme. bitch.	<user> <user> but he/she doesn't have the chance to see me all the time and when I'm at the gallera he/she won't come see me . Bitch .
<user>: when someone doesn't text you back  <user> yo cada vez que te texteo... jajaja	<user>: when someone doesn't text you back... <user> every time I text you ... ha ha ha
<user> acho en at&t yo compre uno licensed by apple y me han resultau pal, mucho mejor que los blancos de apple y es de 6 pies	<user> I got one from AT&T , licensed by Apple , and it has worked out great for me , way better than the white ones Apple sells , and it's 6 feet long .
“<user>: <user> happy birthday!!!!! que dios te de muchos más años de vida!!! ” muchas gracias baby, tequila time ️	“<user>: <user> happy birthday!!!!! may god give you many more years of life!!!” thank you so much baby, tequila time️
ant man.... did you told phoebe que ibas a estar busy fighting?	Did you tell Phoebe you were gonna be busy fighting, Ant Man?
lo mas importante seguridad!.... imagen modeling by la gatita.	The most important thing is safety ! ... Modeling image by the kitty .
<user> es un buffet de chuck bass basicamente y mas si te vas a wall street	<user> It's basically a Chuck Bass buffet , especially if you're headed to Wall Street .
bueno aunque no haya podido subir zomber girl, no voy a desanimarme y prometo traeros una batalla espectacular entre batman y superman ^^	Good, even though I couldn't upload zombie girl, I won't get discouraged and I promise to bring you an epic battle between Batman and Superman ^^
súper cute nuestras matitas en sus buckets violetas!!!	super cute our little plants in their purple buckets !!!
vi estrellitas... that is pain	I saw little stars… that's a sharp pain!
<user> sergio por favor u crazy	<user> Sergio please you're so crazy!
<user> nevera y juego de sala: check!! nuestra casa esta súper!!! love u!	<user> Fridge and living room set : check !! Our house is looking super !!! Love u !
yo feliz de la vida le recito freaky friday completa a quien sea jajajaja	I happily recite the whole Freaky Friday to whoever wants to listen jajaja
the after party starts now. la fiesta comienza ya. <user> y sus angeles. <user> <user>	The after party starts now . <user> and his angels .
este dia fue largo pero it was one of the good ass days	This day was long but it was one of the good shit days.
happy birthday mayricuki  te amo bebé	Happy birthday Mayricuki , I love you baby .
gracias a edible arrangements de miami beach por el regalo y detalle para nuestra oficina de …	Thanks to edible arrangements of Miami Beach for the gift and detail for our office...
dando follow y unfollow algarete mi twitter -. -	Giving follow and unfollow some random shit on my Twitter -.-
dos días acostándome tardísimo  i hate school	two days staying up super late i hate school
guys soñé con puppies	guys I dreamed of little cute dogs
<user> thank you, ni sabía.	<user> thank you, I didn't know.
<user> lol estas en high school todavía?	<user> lol are you still in high school?
zombers <user> es un huelemeriendas! me quita todos los goles cada vez que jugamos al rocket league! xd	<user> is such a snack sniffer ! He steals all my goals every time we play rocket league ! xd
let me take a selfie! asi de bella es mi dulce clienta y amiga jessicacedielnet y <user> las …	Let me take a selfie! This is how beautiful my sweet client and friend looks like jessicacedielnet and <user>
hoy decido agradecer, apreciar y creer firmemente a todos los que estan en mi vida. is rocking all ready	Today I decide to give thanks , appreciate and firmly believe in everyone who's in my life . Is rocking all ready .
long island 2 medalla 0!!! mujeres alante!!! <user> un saludito al <user>!!	Long island two medals zero!!! Women taking the lead!!! <user> a greeting to <user>!!!
“<user>: relationship goals  por faaaa	“<user>: relationship goals please!”
stressed out es tan catchy	That's so catchy it's giving me stress!
"""el: """"whyyyyyy did i just"""" me va seguir toda la semana"""	"""He'll keep following me around all week"":"
el struggle entre si darte mute o unfollow.	The struggle between giving you a mute or unfollow.
gracias familia por reportar la sintonia.... it's friday  y como siempre sintonizando la …	Thanks everyone for tuning in . It's Friday and , as always , tuning into the ...
domingo de snupchut is on babies	Sunday's snapchat game is on point, babies.
chic model imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	"""Chic model image modeling by the kitty . Sign ups """
<user> jajajajajaj im a sucker for a good pun! jajajaja	<user> LOL I'm weak for a good pun! jajaja
styling day trabajando con <user> vestuario para y soy hoy chofer.  i will get you there in pieces  im a safe driver	Styling day working with <user> wardrobe and today I'm the driver . I will get you there in one piece , I'm a safe driver .
hoy es national best friend day? quien carajo se inventa todas estas mierdas?	Today is National Best Friend Day? Who the hell comes up with all this bullshit?
<user> <user> i knowww pero hablé con bulita y se pueden pedir más si llegan a 65 órdenes	<user> <user> i knowww but I talked to bulita and we can order more if we get up to 65 orders
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el tag del youtuber | chiwy8).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - the YouTuber's tag | chiwy8 ).
esta maestra necesita ser revivida o algo... why so dull?	This teacher needs to be revived or something... why so boring?
de que vamos a jugar el power ball!! $225 millones dan y sobran... <user> <user>	We're gonna play the power ball!! $225 million up for grabs... <user> <user>
"""la persona que no llore en """"instructions not included"""" no tiene corazon"""	"The person who doesn't cry while watching ""Instructions Not Included"" has no heart ."
que stress es estokiar a la gente insta  o sea una vez le di like a una foto de 48 weeks ago. que verguenza.	That's so stressful , stalking people's insta . Like one time I liked a photo from 48 weeks ago , so embarrassing .
tbs esta on fire hoy con las peliculas	Today's movie lineups are on fire!
<user>: <user> muy bien, haciendo planes para nosotras... jajajaja of course! tu le llegas aunque te tardes:)	<user>: <user> doing great , making plans for us ... haha of course ! you nail it even if you're late :)
hay mucha chicas gamers pero la mejor es <user>   ️ pasandose watchdogs!	There are many girl gamers but the best one is <user> ️ playing watchdogs!
el más epic fail de todos los epic fails... xd	the most epic fail of all epic fails ... xd
omg nunca había visto the notebook, q fuerte!!	omg i had never seen the notebook, that's intense!!
todos los títulos de los vídeos es de algo que aparece en el vlog de un modo u otro. siempre. always.	All the video titles are of something that appears in the vlog one way or another . Always .
último día comiendo fast food	Last day eating fast food.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - concierto y quedada kronno zomber, nery godoy y dj fred).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> about <user> (concert and gathering Kronno Zomber , Nery Godoy , and DJ Fred) .
“<user>: toda persona que llega a tu vida, viene por una razón... algunas vienen a aprender, otras a enseñar. ” very true!	“<user>: everyone who comes into your life comes for a reason . some come to learn , some come to teach .” very true !
"""- """"i want ice cream or something cold..."""" + """"comete tu corazon"""" - <user> en estas..."""	"""- ""I want ice cream or something cold..."" + ""Eat your heart"" - <user> in these..."""
<user> uy si, i cann't.	<user> Oh yes , I can't .
cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber ft. cryptic wisdom | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Black Ops 3 zombies epic rap | Kronno Zomber ft . Cryptic Wisdom | ( official music video ) : via <user>
el playlist de drake de spotify esta on point	The Spotify playlist is on point.
critican a taylos swift y ustedes mismas son mas rapidas que ella. un día aman a uno y a los días ya tienen a otro. please, bitches.	They criticize Taylor Swift and you're even faster than her . One day you love one guy , and the next day you've got another . Please , girls .
“<user>: a species of spider breaks off its own penis to avoid being eaten by the female during sex  ” nena q salvaje!	“<user>: a species of spider breaks off its own penis to avoid being eaten by the female during mating , wild right ?!” wow !
y sí el actor es josh de until dawn	and yes the actor is josh from until dawn
mi abuela me acaba de virar la cara jajajajajjajajajaja sorry grandma	My grandmother just gave me the cold shoulder haha haha haha sorry grandma
<user> dejate de inspiración y termina mi base de the last of us que mis zomber me van a matar ya!! xd	<user> stop being all inspired and finish my The Last of Us base because my zombies are gonna kill me already!! xd
es malaaaa jajajajaja tabn los  llegan sin celu dont worry	It's sooo bad haha same , they also show up without a cell phone don't worry .
fast foward al tiempo	fast foward to the future
nos fuimos de road trip!!! <user>	We went on a road trip!!! <user>
<user> confia que si, tu foto es cute, un perrito es cute... y al igual que ese buho u are not cute	<user> trust me , your photo is cute , a puppy is cute ... and just like that owl you are not cute .
que swag! the zomber boss! hoy me he puesto hasta corbata!	"""How swaggy! the zombie boss! today I've put on a tie!"""
girls just wanna have fun ️ nos encanta divertirnos! taggea a tu mejor amiga -> your bestie!! …	Girls just want to have fun! Tag your bestie -> Your best friend!
mis oyentes, que son parte de mi familia... son los mejores! happy monday everybody!!!	My listeners , who are part of my family ... you're the best ! Happy Monday everyone !
“<user>: gracias san antonio! <user>! love you!  ” y gracias <user> stylist camisa	“<user>: thank you San Antonio! <user>! love you! ” and thank you <user> shirt stylist
<user> imaginate jajajajajaja y ahora callie is back to men? no me gustaaaaaaaaa	<user> imagine lol and now callie is back to men ? I don't likeeeee it
tomando fotos del traje del prom y ni me percate del sign..	Taking pictures of the prom dress and I didn't even notice the sign .
para un día nublado  un office outfit. low top blouse pedidos al 0968807384	For a gloomy day , an office outfit . Low-top blouse order at 0968807384 .
zomber girl o chica gamer? ^^ está dificil eh?	Zombie girl or gamer girl ? ^^ it's tough eh ?
llegó un gerente nuevo a la tienda y me dijo: tu cara te delata, tú te ves de las rompe discotecas full... wtf	A new manager came to the store and told me: Your face gives you away , you look like a full-on clubber ... wtf .
omfg! omg! mas de 8 millones en el video de chica gamer!	omfg! oh my god! over eight million on the girl gamer video!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ ón. y conosemos a muchos pero lo mas importante …	<user> with repostapp... let's meet up and hangón. We know many great spots but the most important thing is…
espectacular <user>.. <user> asi o mas claro u rock tqm!	Spectacular <user> .. <user> that's clear as day u rock tqm!
cann't wait a mi primer sábado libre	can't wait for my first free Saturday
necesito a alguien que conteste mis facetime calls cuando estoy aburrida	I need someone to answer my Facetime calls when I'm bored.
jajajajajajajajjajajjaja la música y el sonido de la comida dandole.. dead, estoy dead	hahahahahahahahaha the music and the sound of the food giving me life , I'm dead , I'm so dead !
a dormir... nighty night!!!	Time to sleep... nighty night!!!
desde el jueves pasau no me voy en un spamming de mis pointless tweets en la madrugada....... will today be the day i return?	Since last Thursday I've been on a spamming my pointless tweets in the madrugada ... .... will today be the day of my return?
<user> not sure... todo esto ha sido en despingue el moving out... pero me imagino que no vas a estar aqui si se hace...	<user> not sure... all this has been just us goofing around about the moving out... but I guess you won't be here if it actually happens...
ya lo he solucionado zombers! el video ya esta subido pero bueno de todos modos lo publicaré mañana! sorry!	I've already solved it zombers ! The video is already uploaded , but anyway , I'll publish it tomorrow ! Sorry !
5 shots de tequila, pitorro, bailey's, chichaíto... sangrías, cervezas, mojitos, passoa. o sea cómo no iba a coger una super jumeta	5 shots of tequila , rum , Bailey's , a little chicha ... sangrias , beers , mojitos , passoa . I mean how could I not end up with a super bad hangover .
1st option for tonight!! hoy te daremos varias opciones para que elijas como lucir esta noche	1st option for tonight! Today we will give you several options to choose how you want to look tonight .
“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- ->  ” pero q salvaje!!!	“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- -- > ” but that's so wild!!!
stunning look!  obten los mejores outfits para este weekend! we are open!	Stunning look! Get the best outfits for this weekend! We are open en español!
tu color de uñas me recuerda al empaque de space gang. esta como intergalactico - paco	Paco said your nail color reminds me of the space gang packaging . It's kinda intergalactic .
lo mejor de navidad son los christmas movie marathons y la comida ️	The best thing about Christmas are the holiday movie marathons and the food ️
highway todo es highway	highway is all you see on the roads
llego con flow, me voy con mas flow.	I arrive with swag, I leave with even more swag.
<user>  she is dead al menos	<user> she's dead at least
esto de ser ama de casa esta nice pero me falta honey... honey esta working...	Being a housewife is nice but I'm missing honey... Honey's working...
comenzamos la semana con un outfit relajado: short de randa, blusa julieta, pulsera diamond y aretes!	We start the week with a relaxed outfit: lace shorts, Juliet blouse, diamond bracelet and earrings!
que rico es levantarte y estar home alone	How nice is it to wake up and be home alone.
el cambio es increíble before and after imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos regístrate …	The change is amazing before and after picture modeling by the kitty . New courses sign up ...
cual será tu disfraz para este 31 de octubre? nosotros te esperamos en el hialeha race track ,…	What will your costume be this October 31st ? We'll be waiting for you at the Hialeah race track , ...
hay 4 personas ignorándome so me voy a dormir bye	There are 4 people ignoring me so I'm gonna go to sleep bye
<user> hahaha que sean felices while they can	<user> hahaha let them be happy while they can.
<user> <user> -make-up queen -cachetes -cuerpo -bella	<user> <user> -makeup queen -cheeks -body -beautiful
no nos pueden marcar gol! | con zarcort y luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	They can't score on us! | with Zarcort and Luis | Rocket League: via <user>
antes de escuchar a kronno, después de escuchar a kronno! xd	Before listening to Kronno, after listening to Kronno! xD
redland market village de halloween trick-or-treat fin de semana 01 de noviembre y 2	Redland Market Village's Halloween trick-or-treat weekend on November 1st and 2nd.
mano, sí, los sleepovers con los primos era dura, pero ya to's están viejos y enjevaos	"""Mano , yeah , the sleepovers at the cousins ' place were tough , but you 're all grown and grey now ."""
necesito rush un cel q sea touch!!	I need a rush a cell phone that's touch screen !
me comeria una pinta entera del helado de cookie dough	I would eat an entire pint of cookie dough ice cream
<user> jajajaj mentirte a ti se me hace dificil... i feel like you know the truth	<user> lol it's hard for me to lie to you... i feel like you know the truth
que struggle esto del traje del prom	The suit struggle is real for the prom .
then again ya me quiero graduar	Then again, I just want to graduate already.
the best fall is... fall in love  ️ collar rojo $14.90 pedidos 096.880.7384	The best fall is... falling in love 💗 Red scarf $14.90 orders 096.880.7384
<user>: <user> * rolling my eyes* ten cuidado que no se te vayan ya que you are forever rolling your eyes	<user>: <user> * rolling my eyes* make sure they don't fall off , you're always rolling them .
tenía que sacar más de 85% en el final para quedarme con mi a en física and i did	I had to score above 85% on the final exam to keep my A in physics and I did!
tempranito en la sesión de fotos de mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos y …	In the early morning at the photo shoot of my students at Image Modeling by the kitty . New courses and ...
gracias hermanas y cuñis por el hermoso baby shower para su sobrinita eva. love it!!!! thanks …	Thanks sisters and sil's for the beautiful baby shower for your niece Eva . Love it!!!!
que se vaya la luz mientras te estas bañando, estar home alone y no tener el celular ni un flashlight cerca	That the power goes out while you're showering , being home alone and not having your cell phone or a flashlight nearby .
batman arkham night epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Batman Arkham Night epic rap - Kronno Zomber (official music video): via <user>
<user>: no critiques mi progreso, si no conoces mis esfuerzos y no envidies mis victorias... sin conocer mis fracasos. so true!	<user>: don't judge my progress , if you don't know my struggles and don't envy my victories . without knowing my failures . so true !
un par de imágenes grabadas con la nueva cámara sin editar de   zomber girl!   love it!	A couple of pics taken with the new camera , no edit of the  zomber girl ! Love it !
“<user>: hay que celebrar la vida! y hoy celebro la de <user>!!! happy bday! love u amiga! ”  gracias tan linda mi silvis!	“<user>: we must celebrate life ! and today i'm celebrating <user>'s !!! happy bday ! love u friend ! ”  thank you so much my silvis !
clases en escuela superior? good times	High school classes? Good times.
found lobo domesticado by hector tricoche with. <user>	Found domesticated wolf by Hector Tricoche with. <user>
vi un tweet que le quería dar rt y se me perdió, yey	I saw a tweet I wanted to retweet and now it's lost, damn it.
saoco by wisin feat. daddy yankee, found with <user>. listen now: recuerdos de universidad...	"""Saoco by Wisin feat . Daddy Yankee , found with <user> . listening now : memories of university ..."""
good morning rise and shine! beautiful day for a photoshoot on location! buenos dias, un dia hermoso para fotos en exteriores con <user>	Good morning rise and shine! Beautiful day for a photoshoot on location! Good day for outdoor photos with <user>
a tus niñas les gusta el modelaje? imagen modeling. by la gatita.  regístralas …	Do your girls like modeling ? Imaging modeling . sign them up ...
me he despertado pronto al ver que el video de zomber girl me da un error y esta noche no se ha podido renderizar... quiero suisidarme!!	I've woken up early to see that the Zomber Girl video gives me an error and it hasn't been able to render tonight . I want to commit suiside!!
getting light headed de tanto gritar	getting light headed from all the screaming
odio cuando la gente usa hashtags en los captions de las fotos de instagram.	I hate it when people use hashtags in Instagram photo captions.
zombers os gustaría que subiese el unboxing de mi neverita del black ops 3 al canal? :d	Would you guys like me to upload the unboxing of my Black Ops 3 mini-fridge to the channel ? :D
quedan 5 días para que vuelvan los vlogs. mientras, yo disfruto de mis mini vacaciones. so fabulous.	There are only five more days until the vlogs come back . Meanwhile , I'm enjoying my mini vacation . So fabulous .
<user> aja, la gente me ha dicho fabiana like wtf.	<user> yeah , people have been calling me fabiana like what the fuck .
the wedding date me mata	The wedding date is killing me .
ya le podemos dar done a otro item de nuestra lista <user>!!! todo llega en el momento adecuado!	We can now mark another item off our list, <user>!!! Everything happens at the perfect time!
<user>: no se que hare para mis finales... good times	<user>: I don't know what I'll do for my finals ... good times.
no hay manera! | quake craft | minecraft:  vía <user>	no way! | quake craft | minecraft : via <user>
a tus niñas les gusta el modelaje imagen modeling by la gatita. educación integral. regístralas en …	"""Your girls like modeling ? Image modeling by la gatita . Holistic education . Enroll them at ..."""
<user> yeah!! estuvo super baby! t amo	<user> yeah!! it was super baby ! i love you .
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevo open house este jueves 14 de enero. registraciones en …	Image modeling by the little kitty new open house this Thursday , January 14th . Sign -ups at ...
"""poco se habla de la gente que no se cambia el estado de whatsapp y sigue teniendo el """"hey there! i am using whatsapp."""""""	"Not much is talked about the people who don't change their whatsapp status and still have the ""Hey there ! I am using Whatsapp"" ."
just thinking on you and the way you look tonight -> que tal te parece este outfit? pidelo al 096.880.7384	Just thinking about you and how you look tonight -> How do you like this outfit? Text 096.880.7384 for details.
pero que bella, thank you adri	But she's so beautiful, thank you Adri
se joda, estudio mañana... o algún día after that	Screw it, I'll study tomorrow... or some day after that.
mi meta de aquí a semana santa es tener set mi mortal, flip flap y hand stand. decretado.	My goal by Easter is having my tuck, flip-flop and handstand. It's decreed.
el cargador está demasiado lejos for my liking	The charger is too far away for my liking.
<user> <user> jajajajajaa pendeja no le creas, thats bullshit	<user> <user> don't believe her , that's bullshit.
good morning con el cubano en la mano feliz víspera de reyes …	Good morning with the Cuban coffee in hand happy Three Kings' Day eve...
five more options for you! cuál es outfit favorito?	Five more options for you! What's your favourite outfit?
<user> too cute en verdad!! esto me dio felicidad jajaja	<user> too cute for real !! this made me so happy haha
quienes van igual que yo?? lol nomadic40 susanlee40 by ugglytruth	Who's going the same way as me ?? lol nomadic40 susanlee40 by ugglytruth
¿estás dispuesta a babysit a mi hermana? vas pal speed dial, mamita	Are you willing to babysit my sister ? You're going straight to the speed dial , mama .
<user> paula happy happy birthday, que tengas un lindo día y vaciles muchoooo  hugs and kisses baby!	<user> Happy birthday Paula , have an amazing day and enjoy a lot ! Hugs and kisses baby !
i see your true colors... y son bien feos. me das lástima...	I see your true colours... and they're quite ugly. I feel sorry for you...
* new shorts de la nueva colección urban vibes. lugar: edificio las cámaras. feria …	* new shorts from the new urban vibes collection . location: the cameras building . fair …
<user> siempre sabe lo mio... she sees right through me -. -	<user> always knows what's up with me... she sees right through me -. -
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> excelente bella! love it	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> excellent beautiful! love it
i didn't think this one through... comprar cosas = rehacer las maletas	I didn't think this through... buying stuff = repacking the suitcases.
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty new courses sign-ups
unico downside de ir en road trips es que se te duermen las nalgas	The only downside of going on road trips is that your butt goes numb .
que hago? pues trabajando! llamando a todas las madres que se han registrado en imagen modeling by la …	What am I doing ? Well , I'm working ! Calling all the moms who have registered with imagen modeling by the ...
planiando con las gatas en abrir un excort service porque la cosa esta mala	Planning with the girls to open an escort service because times are tough.
“fanstastic ” una aplicacion que te permite obtener autografos de las celebrities	"""Fantastic"" an application that allows you to get autographs from celebrities ."
yo nunca voy a cambiar, period. like it or not.	I will never change, period. like it or not.
ay dio mío juego de tronos... twitter ya no es tierra hostil para mí. no spoilers can harm me.	Oh my God Game of Thrones... Twitter is no longer a hostile land for me . No spoilers can harm me .
full freaking body en el gym cabrones.	Full freaking body at the gym motherfuckers.
beauty is not about how you dress your self is about how you dress your  la belleza no se es en como te vistas, si no en como vistes tu	Beauty is not about how you dress yourself, it's about how you dress your soul.
hasta le di follow a una cuenta de daily excercise a ver si de alguna manera me motivo	I even gave a follow to a daily exercise account to see if somehow I get motivated.
love denim colors escoge tu favorita -> shoulders out top  dale like si te gustan. …	Love the denim colors pick your favorite -> off-the-shoulder top . Give it a like if you like them .
sentimos la playa con una crop top así!! esta blusa la puedes combinar con un jean y la usas en la ciudad también	We're feeling the beach in a crop top like this !! You can pair this blouse with jeans and wear it in the city too .
1 día + 4 parques = mega dead!! (bien duro)	One day + 4 parks = mega dead!! (so tired)
blusa de flores disponible en tallas small medium y large. your day! pedidos a domicilio: 0968807384	Floral blouse available in sizes small , medium and large . Have a great day ! Home delivery orders : 0968807384 .
cuando se acabe este semestre... im gonna drink myself uppp!!	When this semester is over ... I'm gonna get drunk as fuck!!
batman vs superman epic rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Batman vs Superman epic rap | Kronno Zomber | (official music video) : via <user>
sex and the city mode (como dice alguien por ahí) espero q estés bien <user>	"""Sex and the City mode (as someone put it) hope you're doing well <user>"""
en el vlog de hoy podréis ver lo que pasó en el backstage durante el primer día de show...	You can see what happened backstage during the first day of the show on today's vlog...
hablar por teléfono aunque sea un rato wouldn't be bad at all	Talking on the phone even for a bit wouldn't be bad at all.
buenos días! happy monday! rockiando	Good morning! Happy Monday! Rocking
<user> compañeras y colegas muchas pero amigas de cariño y amor pocas! gracias por ser parte de mi corazoncito y vida   love u	<user> lots of female coworkers and colleagues , but few true friends ! thank you for being part of my little heart and life . love u
“<user>: <user> happy bday nati! espero que la pases super bien  ” gracias veroooo	“<user>: <user> happy bday nati! Have a great day  ” thank you veroooo
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - no ve nada co las gafas!! thug life jaja | cod black ops	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - doesn't see shit with the glasses !! thug life lol | cod black ops
<user> lol, mira tu snapchat	<user> lol, check your snapchat
happy saturday!  te presentamos otro de nuestros accesorios, aretes plateados de triangulos invertidos. aretes $7.00	Happy Saturday! We present you another one of our accessories, silver earrings with inverted triangles. Earrings $7.00.
ya necesito esos summer nights.	I need those summer nights already.
aqui estoy en el open house recibiendo a mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita registrate en …	Here I am at the open house welcoming my girls from Imagen Modeling, sign up at ...
<user> i'm convinced que mi antibiotico tiene trasos de cacaina jajaja mi nivel de energia lately no es normal	<user> i'm convinced that my antibiotic has traces of cocaine lol my energy levels lately are not normal
como se dice estoy exhausto en ingles? exhausting? pos eso estoy exhausting y aun tengo que terminar el video! ...	How do you say 'I'm exhausted' in English ? Exhausting ? That's what I am , exhausting , and I still have to finish the video !
este calor es para estar en panty con el aire en high	This heat is for being in panties with the A/C on high.
<user> hahahaha ese flequito en mi cara what the fuck is that???	<user> hahahaha that little fringe on my face what the hell is that ???
si ella con 0 busto puede verse tan perra... i can too	If she with zero bust can look so damn fine... I can too
ir a su tiempo de high school en aguadilla y verlos	Go back to your high school years in Aguadilla and see them.
lucky island | combate a muerte en el puente! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | Fight to the death on the bridge ! | Minecraft : via <user>
pues nada empezando la semana con un near to death experience	Well , starting the week with a close call , a near death experience !
<user> jajajajaj ahh productivo.. yo no he pasado de section 1 y estoy contemplando dormir... so no se que hacer	<user> hahahahah ah productive .. i'm still on section 1 and i'm considering a nap ... so i don't know what to do .
cause i know que no me llevara a nada	because I know it won't get me anywhere
<user>: when she's moody, grab her booty te rompo la mano full...	<user>: when she's moody, grab her ass and I'll break your hand all the way...
<user> q tengas buen día negrito!!! love u	<user> hope you have a great day little black one!!! love u
friday!!!!!!!! good morning familia listos para darte energía, música e …	Friday!!!!!!!! Good morning family ready to give you energy, music and ...
mi adicción a los cinnamon rolls es otra cosa	My addiction to cinnamon rolls is a whole other thing
i keep lying to myself dije que no iba a salir porque tengo q estudiar... autoapril fools in may	I keep telling myself I won't go out because I have to study... auto-April Fools in May.
<user> bests hermosa y buena vibrant siempre	<user> bests always beautiful , kind and vibrant .
late post... esto fue el jueves en the bank. concierto alexis y fido.	Late post ... this was on Thursday at the bank . concert Alexis y Fido .
happy birthday to me.. no quiero que esta semana se acabe :/	Happy birthday to me . I don't want this week to end :/
el group message con mis amigas es un peligro. estas mujeres no me dejan estudiar. me rio demasiado.	The group message with my friends is a danger. These women don't let me study. I laugh too hard.
"""si le dais a rt a tope os mandaré una paloma mensajera con una notita que ponga: """"sé dónde vives"""". nada creepy."""	"If you give it a hard RT , I'll send you a carrier pigeon with a note saying : ""I know where you live ."" Not creepy at all ."
pa que ir a ver civil war si ya con tantos trailers basicamente la vi	Why go see civil war when with all these trailers I basically already saw the whole movie
lo unico que puedo decir de este semestre es que despues de mi clase de comparative politics, creo en las dictaduras.	The only thing I can say about this semester is that after my comparative politics class , I believe in dictatorships .
hay que tener unas peleas con tu pareja de vez en cuando bien cabronas, porque no hay nada mejor que el make up sex - mi jefe aqui	We need to have some damn good fights once in a while with your partner , because there's nothing better than makeup sex - my boss here
clase de etiqueta imagen modeling by la gatita.	Photo modeling class by la gatita.
porfa, tenemos que hacer trending topic. todos a tuitear con el hashtag. (se nos va de las manos)	please , we have to make a trending topic . everyone tweet with the hashtag . ( it 's getting away from us )
extraño verano cuando mi rutina era ver orange is the new black hasta que tommy nos buscara para ir a la playa	I miss those summers when my routine was watching Orange is the New Black until Tommy would come get us to go to the beach.
fernando definitivamente no es un morning person	Fernando definitely is not a morning person
aquí estamos hora del coffee break, contándote las 10 más. alientos a las …	Here we are, coffee break time, filling you in on the top ten ... deep breaths everyone .
<user> jajajajajajaj la tipa es negra so that makes 100% funnier... i love you nigga:')	<user> hahahahaha the girl is black which makes it 100% funnier ... i love you nigga:'')
voy a ver una peli de miedo!! al fin!! mi genero favorito! it follows!  alguien la ha visto?	I'm going to watch a horror movie !! at last !! my favorite genre ! 'It Follows' ! Has anyone seen it ?
thank you, amén, gracias	thank you, amen, thanks
chicuelos, remember que como ayer no hubo vlog, hoy sí. hoy hay. además es uno de esos bonito, bonito. viajecito con amigos y tal.:)	Hey kids , remember that since there was no vlog yesterday , there's one today . It's one of those pretty , pretty trip with friends and stuff .
si te sientes atractiva, se nota a cada paso! ya en stock: blusa dhana, croptop! karim pant. collar negro	If you feel attractive , it shows in every step ! Back in stock : Dhana blouse , crop top ! Karim pants . Black necklace .
parte de mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita.. para registrarte	Part of my students in Image Modeling by the kitty . To register ,...
what de hell!?! ya esto esta fuera de control!	what the hell!?! this is getting out of control!
<user> ur making it worse  el chocolate es lo mejor	<user> you're making it worse  the chocolate is the best
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> - batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (music video)
hay un blizzard fuera de mi ventana. that went from 0 to a 100 real quick.	There's a blizzard outside my window . That went from zero to a hundred real quick .
<user> dile a esa persona que es un poco repelente y que gracias, pero i know.	<user> tell that person they're a bit pushy and thanks , but I know .
pero, por supuesto, spain is different.	But, of course, Spain is different.
<user> bah! está de moda ahora y es normal, don't worry	<user> bah! it's trendy now and normal , don't worry
looks de verano trends <user> para <user>. hair and makeup lazzrodriguez tap …	Summer looks trends <user> for <user> . Hair and makeup lazzrodriguez tap ...
ya tengo un freshman crush	I have a freshman crush already
hoy se mudan mis roommates... despingue de familia en el suit	Today my roommates are moving out ... goodbye family in the suite .
i love gotham!  ️ acabo de ver un capitulazo! y ahora a descansar!  good night ️	I love Gotham! 🧡 Just watched an amazing episode! And now off to rest! Good night 🌙
<user>: <user> y yoo  pleaseee skype with me:'( i haven't seen you since prom	<user>: <user> and I, pleaseee have a Skype session with me:'( I haven't seen you since the prom
le di follow a james, todos sus rt son de bellaqueo. todos	I gave a follow to James , all his RTs are about shit-talking . All of them .
<user> mijo ignora a to 'el mundo. cada cual que crea o no crea en lo que le de la gana hahaha	<user> my dear ignore everyone . let everyone believe whatever they want to believe in hahaha
somos mujeres que alcanzamos metas blusa rayada blue pant collar plateado pedidos 096.880.7384	We are women who reach goals striped shirt blue silver collar orders 096 . 880 . 7384
"""que compraste para el pool party de mañana? """"vino"""" ok eso era todo lo que quería saber, bye"""	"What did you buy for the pool party tomorrow ? ""wine"" ok that's all I wanted to know , bye ."
tengo un feeling que no voy a poder subir las escaleras mañana después del gym	I have a feeling I won't be able to walk up the stairs tomorrow after the gym.
must... not... entrar... en salseos...	must... not... get... involved... in mess...
tengo como mil gifs en el storage	I have like a thousand gifs in storage.
<user> loca yo acabo de llorar por el final de prison break! estaba sobbing!!!!!!	<user> crazy me just cried about the ending of prison break ! i was sobbing !!!!!!!
horaciopalencia with repostapp. ・・・ gracias a mi amiga <user> por vestirme …	horaciopalencia with repostapp . . . thank you to my friend <user> for dressing me . . .
que tal este outfit?!  tuesday night out outfit -> croptop y un waist pant y un collar largo!	How about this outfit?! Tuesday night out outfit -> crop top , high-waisted pants and a long necklace !
otro temblor? que bueno que tenia mi power balance.	Another earthquake? Good thing I had my power balance on.
“<user>: best picture se lo lleva nati confien ”	<user>: best picture goes to nati trust me
por si queréis votarme, o votar a quien sea. up to you.	If you guys want to vote for me , or whoever . up to you .
son las 7 de la mañana tengo frio, no he comido, estoy en un aereopuerto hasta abordar; do you really think i'm in any mood to talk?	It's 7 a.m. , I'm cold , hungry and waiting to board at the airport ; do you really think I feel like talking ?
así arrancamos el lunes! good morning familia, donde estan?	We start it off like this on Monday! Good morning family, where are you guys?
<user> pues no, es una high school:)	<user> No way , it 's just a high school :)
cuando lo cojan i'm gonna be so genuinely happy	when they catch him i'm gonna be so genuinely happy
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - hopsin - ill mind of hopsin 8).	I've enjoyed a <user>'s video from <user> ( - hopsin - ill mind of hopsin 8 ) .
para genesis aveda happy bday.. bendiciones... hermosa! mercyzelaya <user>	to genesis happy bday . blessings ... beautiful ! <user>
<user> hahaha te lo juro  te voy a enviar el video hahahaha	<user> hahaha I swear I'll send you the video hahahaha
<user> es el nene mas bello que existe! quiero llevarlo al prom... he is da party	<user> He's the most handsome baby ! I want to take him to the promenade ... he is da party
<user> desayuno de quiznos y pal gate! esperamos tener suerte hoy... spirit es una shit!! jamas vuelvo a utilizar esa línea!!	<user> Quiznos breakfast and out the gate! We hope we have luck today... Spirit is such a piece of shit!! Never again will I use that airline!!
“<user>: <user> se me olvido ponerte el mention ” * blushing *	“<user>: <user> I forgot to mention you” * blushing *
hoy estoy en las de escuchar reggaetón all night, dude	I'm feelin' some reggaetón all night tonight, dude.
break de 15 pa seguir working. tostadad con mantequilla!!! buenos dias a todos!	Break of 15 to keep working. Toast with butter!!! Good morning everyone!
dormí 12 horas, is this real life?	Slept 12 hours, is this real life?
un dia de estos traeré un meme de mi padre, y ya si lo exigis mucho le obligo a rapear en el canal jaja papa zomber rap! buenas noches!	One of these days I'll bring a meme from my dad , and if you really demand it I'll make him rap on the channel haha dad zombie rap ! Good night !
<user> no. es. get your facts straight seba	<user> no es . get your facts straight , Seba
inspirate con mis consejos para estar regia y a la moda con tu vestuario u el look final tu maquillaje …	Get inspired by my tips to look fancy and stylish with your outfit and make-up …
tengo que terminar el squat challenge esta vez, viene, puñeta	I have to finish the squat challenge this time, dammit .
shhhh paren de hablarme de prom dates....	shhhh stop talking to me about prom dates .
"""all in or nothing """"just do it""""... nike y addidas se lo tuyo;)"""	"""All in or nothing 'just do it' ... Nike and Adidas are yours ;)"""
facebook says stock worth $29.73 a share; zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion  ” no sabe el nene!	"Facebook says stock worth $29.73 a share; Zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion  "" The boy doesn't know !"
feriado time ️️️ tienes listo tu outfit para este fin de semana?? último weekend con el 70% …	Holiday time ️️️ Do you have your outfit ready for this weekend ?? Last weekend with the 70% ... off sale!
el vlog de hoy, pequeños y preciosos kiwis: tenemos que huir de este camping!!	Today's vlog, little kiwis, we must flee this campsite!
“<user>: <user>: looking nice! <user> hizo un buen trabajo! suerte. :o) ” gracias!!!	“<user>: <user>: looking nice! <user> did a great job! good luck . :o) ” thank you!!!
me comi una manzana y tengo hambre should i	I ate an apple and I'm still hungry should I ...
buenas noches zombers intentaré acabarlo para mañana o pasado! descansen en paz zombers jaja	Good night zombers , I'll try to finish it tomorrow or the next one ! Rest in peace zombers , haha .
<user> not gonna happen, solo a ti te lo diré	<user> not gonna happen, I'll only tell you about it
el único cargador que tengo se me quedó en el trabajo, happy af	The only charger I have I left it at work, super happy!!!
recuerda dormirte siempre con un sueño y levantarte con un propósito! good night!	Remember to always fall asleep with a dream and wake up with a purpose! Good night!
<user> no me habia fijau en tu avi  you little cafresita	<user> I hadn't noticed your avi you little rascal
camote, batata o sweet potato con leche	Sweet potato with milk
el vlog de hoy: look extremo	Today's vlog: extreme look
"""me tienes que decir qué vas a querer para navidad -mami """"money, money, chavos, dinerooooo, no quiero más naaaa"""" -yo"""	"""you have to tell me what you're going to want for Christmas -mom """"money, money, cash, dinerooooo, i don't want more naaaa"""" -me"""
familia no se me desanimen que yo se qie los miami heat van a ganar la seria contra san antonio. lets …	Don't get discouraged familia , I know the Miami Heat are going to win the series against San Antonio . Let's gooo !
<user> yo lo cojo en noviembre pero sino estuviese como tú. you'll do good hun	<user> I'm getting it in November but if I wasn't as broke as you. you'll do good hun
alexis ren está tan buena like whaaat.	alexis ren is so hot like whaaat.
esta para un water park.	It's perfect for a water park.
<user> happy bday voy ahora	<user> happy bday i'm heading over there now
todavía estoy eléctrica... estaría buena si honey estuviera aquiiiiii!! <user> love u	I'm still buzzing ... It would be sooo good if my love was here!! <user> love u
<user> promess, te mando los videos y eso!! me voy el 26 y el 27 es el concert en miami	<user> promise , I'll send you the videos and stuff !! I'm leaving on the 26th and the 27th is the concert in Miami .
<user> i promise you. nunca verás esa película igual	<user> I promise you . You'll never see that movie the same way again .
todo el mundo ahora se cree poeta... like cut the crap	Everybody now thinks they're a poet... like get real.
que turn off cabron.	What a turn off , asshole .
dejame no ponerme un jacket, no va a hacer tanto frío booooy was i wrong	Let me not put on a jacket , it's not gonna be that cold oh was I wrong !
buenos dias ^^ espero que hoy sea el ultimo dia de rodaje de fuck fame! para poder terminar todo el video ya! :d	Good morning ^^ I hope today is the last day of filming for fuck fame ! So we can finish the whole video ASAP ! :D
mañana por fin voy a ver now you see me 2 como no esté igual de buena que la primera voy a llorar.	Tomorrow I'm finally going to watch Now You See Me 2, if it's not as good as the first one I'm gonna cry.
mi promposal fue el mejor by far...	My promposal was the best by far...
"""“<user>: female marsupials have three vaginal openings, and males have a bifurctaed, or forked, penis."""" lo q hace la naturaleza..."""	"“<user>: Female marsupials have three vaginal openings, and males have a forked penis."" Nature is amazing..."""
“<user>: se enamoran de tus alas y luego te las quieren cortar. disculpe, pero yo decido que tan alto quiero volar. ” preach, baby	“<user>: They fall in love with your wings and then they want to clip them . Not me , I decide how high I want to fly . ” Preach , baby .
<user> <user> hay 1 solo carril en dirección al túnel justo después d rooms to go detrás d plaza, por eso el tapón	<user> <user> there's only one lane heading towards the tunnel just after rooms to go , behind the plaza , that's why the traffic jam .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> acompañado de su hermosa familia, en la …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> accompanied by his/her beautiful family , in the …
para ser realmente grande, hay que estar con la gente, no por encima de ella.  mi gente... mis zombers! love that!	To be truly great , one must be with the people , not above them . My people ... my zombians ! Love that !
<user>: <user> hasta mi nena también mecanea.... comodo :-)) aprendiendo de ti!! love u	<user>: <user> even my little girl is dancing .... comfortably :-)) learning from you !! love u
mi rt, con lo clumsy que soy se lo tiraría encima sin querer	my retweet , with how clumsy I am I would accidentally knock it over
no se que es peor despedidas en persona que me dan ganas de llorar o morning text despidiendose y lloro porque me pongo ñoñi muy temprano	I don't know what's worse , in-person goodbyes that make me want to cry or morning text messages saying goodbye and I cry because I get all mushy too early .
<user> tío, eres un flipao. with love  ️	<user> dude , you're crazy . with love ️
<user> esa era yo ayer... i quit pq literal no me salia mas nahh! pero dalee sigue ahii	<user> that was me yesterday ... i quit because i literally couldn't do it anymore nahh ! but keep going there you are .
<user> los papeles y uno que ella dio de los special triangles:')	<user> the forms and one she gave about the special triangles:'')
he luchado por lo que nadie me ha dado, lograrás lo que yo no he logrado, esta es mi herencia toma hijo el hip- hop en la palma de tu mano.	I've struggled for what no one has given me , you will achieve what I haven't , this is my inheritance take it son , hip - hop in the palm of your hand .
me dicen que los push ups ayudan a poner las boobies bien sexys. ¿cuán cierto es eso?	They say push ups help keep the boobies sexy . How true is that ?
monday's taught. feliz lunes!!!!!!	Monday's teaching. Happy Monday!!!!!!
doy gracias por haber podido matar el mosquito que llevaba jodiendo desde esta mañana, sorry, bro	I'm grateful I was able to kill the mosquito that had been bothering me since this morning, sorry , bro .
los ganadores del blind date veremos a ver que sale de aqui. me parecen una …	The winners of the blind date , we 'll see what happens here . I like what I see .
primarias republicanas en pr because fuck logic	Republican primaries in Puerto Rico because fuck logic
dando great first impressions desde el '98	Giving great first impressions since '98
todas cortandose el pelo, meanwhile yo aqui queriendo que cresca más... i ain't gonna cut it	All cutting their hair short , meanwhile I'm over here wanting it to grow longer ... I ain't gonna cut it .
got rum? montándola con <user>	Do you have any rum ? Having fun with <user> .
emi, tienes que ser más delicada, mamita yes, of course	You have to be more delicate, baby girl, yes, of course.
gracias bk, porque cuando te pedí el bacon doble sin ensalada deep down si quería que se la echaras  ️	thanks bk, because when I asked for double bacon no salad I deep down really wanted you to add it ️
<user> jajajaja fuiste la última que viste mi story soooo inspiré tu tuit	<user> haha you were the last one to see my story sooo you inspired my tweet
el vlog de hoy, pequeños desayunos sanos: demasiados feels	The blog post today, little healthy breakfasts: too many feels.
horaciopalencia with repostapp. ・・・ mi amigo <user>  …	horaciopalencia with repostapp. ・・・ my friend <user> ...
todo el mundo emocionado!!   kronno zomber & <user> el canal donde los juegos cobran vida!  vía <user>	Everyone's so excited! Kronno Zomber & <user> the channel where games come to life! via <user>
dios quiero que ya tiren la pelicula de black panther  y faltan dos largos años	God , I want them to release the Black Panther movie now , but we have to wait two long years !
denisser7 with repostapp. ・・・ y seguimos jajjajaja!!  las quiero amigas!! …	denisser7 with repostapp. .. . and we keep going jajjajaja ! ! I love you my friends ! !
<user> viste dos en 1 u adore me and im funny boom	<user> did you see two in 1 I'm adorable and funny boom
<user> desde ahora nigga your birthday is next week... a bit too early jajajaj	<user> From now nigga your birthday is next week ... a bit too early haha haha
primer new year que voy a pasar sin mi mama	This will be the first New Year's that I'm going to spend without my mom.
tengo tantas cosas que estudiar que ni siento que es spring break	I have so much to study that I don't even feel like it's spring break .
digas lo que digas y hagas lo que hagas te van a criticar, con lo cual, do whatever the fuck you want.	It doesn't matter what you say or do , people will judge you anyway , so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want .
bien duró! omg!!! siempre hago mi trabajo sin esperar nada a cambio... nice to know other people care...	'It lasted well! OMG!!! I always do my job without expecting anything in return ... nice to know other people care ...'
the last ones ️️ nuestras camisas a cuadros están a punto de agotarse! en nuestro local y disponibles para domicilio	The last ones 🧣 our flannel shirts are almost sold out ! Available in our physical store and for home delivery .
found la revolución by wisin & yandel with.	Found la revolución by Wisin & Yandel ft. .
"""<user> si, debería ser """"invéntense un bra strapless que actually funcione"""" jajaja"""	"<user> yes , it should be ""invent a strapless bra that actually works"" haha"
me encojona cuando la gente no acepta que hace frio. bitch, this is milwaukee.	It pisses me off when people don't accept that it's cold . Bitch , this is Milwaukee .
equalizer un 10!  toca temas como narcos, prostitucion, agentes corruptos etc... me ha impresionado y ahora a dormir! buenas noches zombers!  ️	"<equalizer rate=""10""> plays topics like narcos , prostitution , corrupt agents etc ... impressed me and now to sleep ! good night zombers ! ️"
<user> <user> yes mujer it es for martes you relajate	<user> <user> yes chill it's for Tuesday you relax
colores fuertes y llamativos aun de moda para el otoño! bold colors still in fashion, here how to use it for the fall	Bright and bold colours are still on trend for autumn! Here's how to rock them.
como cuando mis zombers me dicen que no haga caso a los haters!  ️	like when my zombers tell me to ignore the haters ! 🧟️
<user> siiiii!!! dale babyyy me texteas cuando estes en el area metro  love youuuuuuuu	<user> yes!!! come on baby text me when you're in the metro area love you so much!!!
<user> hahaha literal i feel you! yo paresco un elfo con las orejas gigantes, sin pollina y con el pelo para atrás	<user> hahaha literal I feel you! I look like an elf with huge ears , no bangs and my hair pulled back .
i just love cuando se tardan en contestar.	I just love when they take their time to reply.
<user> jajajajaja enverdad que no menti solo no explique mis motivos completamente... i failed as a spy	<user> hahahaha i really didn't lie , i just didn't explain my reasons completely ... i failed as a spy .
we all still have a kid in us. happy kid day. feliz dia del niño. todos aun tenemos el espiritu de …	We all still have a child within us. Happy Children's Day. Happy Spirit Day.
“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen  ” aqui lo veo blanco y dorado ” still negro y azul	"<user>: "" <user>: next week on ellen ""  "" i see it white and gold ""  still black and blue"
ya pareces de otra raza summer goal completed!	You look like you're from another race! Summer goal completed!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - f*ck fame | kronno zomber | especial 1 millón | parte 1 | (	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - f*ck fame | kronno zomber | special 1 million | part 1 | (
pool day...  las favoritas han vuelto!! blue sky shoulder out top …	Pool day ... my favorites are back!! blue sky cold shoulder top ...
good morning familia lunes de	Good morning family , Monday of hard work !
si le da like a sus fotos: gate	If you give a like to his photos: gate.
estar 2/3 hermanas no la hace... it doesn't feel the same	Having 2/3 sisters doesn't feel the same.
este juego podria estar 15-1, but you playing.	This game could be 15-1, but you're in it .
mi escuelita, tiene un force field. no hay temblor que valga.	My little school , has a force field . No earthquake can touch it .
spring break con alguien importante	Spring break with someone special.
tener una semana libre va de la mano con no querer saber absolutamente nada del colegio sooo to 'los groups van muteaos	Having a free week goes hand in hand with not giving a damn about school so all the groups are muted .
look para la alfombra de larryvolucion saco tshirts pantalón …	larryvolution's look : tshirt , pants ...
<user> ah pues no pq salgo a las 8:15 del work, sorry	<user> ah well then no because I'm leaving work at 8 : 15 , sorry
que turn off es cuando no saben besar.	What a turn off is when they don't know how to kiss.
<user> vamos a darle skip a winter en wisconsin	<user> let's skip winter in wisconsin
domingo vamos a reunir en los headquarters de team la gatita. a2z promotions & events 7250 nw 8th street en miami, fl 33126 de 9am a 11am	We're gathering Sunday at Team La Gatita's headquarters, 7250 NW 8th Street in Miami, FL 33126 from 9AM-11AM.
street style gurls ️ para un día soleado un print dress es lo mejor! todo disponible en salhua!	Street style gurls️ Sun dress is the best for a sunny day! Everything's available at Salhua!
happy 4th of july. feliz 4 de julio.	Happy 4th of July!
"""tanta lucha feminista y son las primeras en beber gratis en los """"ladies night"""""""	"All this feminist fighting and they're the first ones to take advantage of the ""ladies night"" free drinks."
<user> esta algaro pq hoy me levante relativamente temprano e hice ejercicio i should be dead	<user> why am I so alive right now , I woke up relatively early and exercised . i should be dead
lol funny conoces a alguien así susanlee40 compártelo ,…	lol funny do you know anyone like this ? Share it , ...
<user> <user> on the bright side ahora vas a estar sonriendo todo el tiempo en vez de estar bicha	<user> <user> on the bright side now you'll be smiling all the time instead of being a scowling bitch
good morning gracias a dios vamos que llego el weekend familia.	Good morning thank god the weekend's finally here family.
lol funny conoces a alguien así susanlee40	lol funny do you know someone like that susanlee40
trabajando sin parar! fuck fame! ^^	Working non-stop! Fuck fame! ^^
gracias <user> y <user> por compartir con mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la …	thanks <user> and <user> for sharing with my students at image modeling
<user> jajajajajajajajjajajajajajajja el mejor hastag game ever	<user> hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha the best hashtag game ever
las identidades will be the death of me.	The identities will be the death of me.
<user> vamos a hacer un wine night con ale	<user> we're doing a wine night with ale
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ vamos apoyar a mi hermana! vote gatita! y dale repost …	<user> with repostapp. .. lets support my sister ! vote gatita ! and give it a repost ...
a esta hora el sábado q viene estoy de party con mi honey <user>	At this time next Saturday I'll be partying with my sweetheart <user>.
<user>: wrinkles  necesito este puppy!:')	<user>: wrinkles I need this puppy!:')
ready para compartir con mis estudiantes en imagen modeling by la gatita.	Ready to share with my students for the image modeling session by the little kitty.
<user> hahaha que's la queee primissss hahaha	<user> hahaha what's up girl hahaha
<user> update: no estuvo tan wow so don't see it.	<user> update: it wasn't that wow so don't bother watching it .
“<user>: <user> feliz 2013!!!! muchas bendiciones :-) ” gracias y lo mismo chica. fashion exito para ti friend!	“<user>: <user> happy 2013 ! ! ! lots of blessings :-) ” thank you and same to you girl . fashion success for you too , friend !
ya tengo souncloud verificado!!!!! os dejo mi souncloud para descargar mis canciones:  kronno zomber oficial	I got my Soundcloud verified!!!! Here's my Soundcloud so you can download my songs: kronno zomber oficial
en resumen, fuck everybody.	In summary, fuck everyone.
los hipsters no usan almohadas, porque ningun lado es suficientemente cool.	Hipsters don't use pillows, because nowhere is cool enough .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ en camino al trabajo y me encuentro esto. la bellisima …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ on my way to work and I come across this . the beautiful …
alguien intuye de que puede tratar el tema de fuck fame?	Does anyone have any idea what the fuck fame topic is about ?
<user> home alone en mi house no la hace por eso digo. con este dia tan bello tu sabes cuando decido ir a la playa boom diluvio cabron	<user> home alone at my house doesn't do it , that's why I say it . With this beautiful day you know when I decide to go to the beach boom it pours motherfucker .
gasté mi break de estudio leyendo lo de ricky roselló. muero. bye.	I spent my study break reading about Ricky Roselló. I'm dying. Bye.
“<user>: dog saves all her puppies from a house fire, and put them to safety in one of firetrucks  ” ella sabe mucho	“<user>: dog saves all her puppies from a house fire , and put them to safety in one of the firetrucks ” She really knows a lot .
ayer fue afternoon nap, hoy es afternoon coffee.	Yesterday was an afternoon nap, today is an afternoon coffee.
“<user>: the most heartwarming pic you'll see all day. guaranteed.  ” q fuerte!!	“<user>: The most heartwarming picture you will see all day . ” How powerful!!
skirts -- >>. which one is your favorite? cual es tu falda favorita? escogela y haz tu pedido al 096.880.7384	Which one is your favorite skirt? Pick your favorite and place your order at 096.880.7384.
happy friday!!!!!!! ya ready para las con <user>	Happy Friday!!!!!!! Already ready for the ones with <user>
les cuento q hice double down (un stunt d cheer q estoy empezando a practicar) en el mismo medio d las justas bn borracha y me quedó cabrón.	Let me tell you , I did a double down ( a cheer stunt I'm starting to practice ) right in the middle of the competition totally drunk and killed it .
“<user>: mi look del dia de hoy para unnuevodia gracias <user> as always!!  ” hermosa como siempre!	“<user>: my look of the day for unnuevodia thanks <user> as always ! ” beautiful as always !
<user> bienvenida a pr enjoy it!!! u will love it!!!	<user> welcome to pr enjoy it !!! you will love it !!!
<user> q tengas buen día baby! love u	<user> have a great day baby ! Love u
yo canto tan lindo que puedo hacer a andrea bocelli ver otra vez it runs in the family	I sing so beautifully that I can make Andrea Bocelli see again, it's hereditary.
<user> esta vez me fui a la mala.... no se como esconderme de mis padres... im so burned	<user> this time i fucked up bad . i don't know how to hide from my parents .
my baby daddy: el papá de mi bebé. my baby daddy is late on his child support, i ’m gonna have to take him to court.	My baby's father: el padre de mi hijo. Mi baby daddy se retrasó en la pensión alimenticia , tendré que llevarlo a juicio .
rain on your parade: arruinar tus planes i'm sorry to rain on your parade, but you're not allowed to have alcohol inside this building.	I'm sorry to arruinar tus planes, but you're not allowed to have alcohol inside this building.
<user> y'all don't say that when y'all drinking en la madrugada	<user> you guys don't say that when you're drinking in the wee hours of the morning
<user> fuhk that ala verga con todos!!! lmao  no te creas i'm high cann't get more calmado lol	<user> fuhk that to hell with everyone !!! lmao  don't believe i'm high as hell lol
through thick and thin: en las buenas y en las malas. i ’ll be there for you through thick and thin.	Through thick and thin: en las buenas , siempre estaré ahí para ti .
<user> all firme, i like going to best buds for dubbys they always hook it up gacho lol	<user> All good , I like going to best buds for dubs , they always hook it up hard core lol .
drop it: pedirle a alguien que pare de hacer algo (molesto) hey you guys, just drop it. i do n’t want to hear any more arguing.	"""Stop it: ask someone to stop doing something (annoying) Hey you guys, just stop it. I do not want to hear any more arguing."""
<user> lmao me? de k ablas si yo soy un angelito... i don't do that! ni uno ya no! how many have u broken? lol :d	<user> lmao what are you talking about , I'm an angel ... I don't do that ! Not even one ! How many have you broken ? lol :d
<user> that boy tikooo.. qepd el guache andy :/	<user> that boy is fucked up .. rest in peace my homie Andy :/
<user>.. you have the same username for everything no mames ha.	<user> . . . you have the same username for everything damn it ha .
<user> <user> nimodo asi pasa!! mirame a mi xd ya somos dos fuck it...	<user> <user> that's just how it goes ! look at me xd we're two then , fuck it ...
<user> my mugg. santa claus y le. puse ho ho ho	"<user> my mug . I got Santa Claus one and I put ""ho ho ho"" on it ."
fuhk it ya me avente un buen rato	fuhk it i've had a good time for a while
waiting on my jefe to come so i could get feria	waiting on my boss to come so i could get paid
cuando mis parents me dejan ir el date me keda mal /. - no mamen	when my parents let me go on the date i bail /. - no kidding
<user> serio some tacos de al pastor wouldn't hurt either cx	<user> serious some pastor's tacos wouldn't hurt either cx
wink: guiñar el ojo. martha winked at carlos and everyone noticed that	Martha winked at Carlos and everyone noticed the eye flutter.
listen up: presta atención. the teacher told us to listen up, or else we would miss something important that would be on the test.	listen up: ¡Presta atención! La maestra nos dijo que prestáramos atención o nos perderíamos algo importante que saldría en el examen.
omg cuando los guys le llaman a mi sister from mexico it makes me miss jonny so damn much   ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️	omg when the guys call my sister from mexico it makes me miss jonny so damn much so much  ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️
"""as coach g'rod would say """"mexico lleva a tu gente!!!"""""""	"As coach G'Rod would say ""Mexico bring your people!"""
out of our reach: fuera de nuestro alcance the issue of unemployment seems like a problem that ’s out of our reach.	The issue of unemployment seems like a problem that's fuera de nuestro control.
in the heat of the moment: en un momento de rabia (?) i do n’t hate you it ’s just sometimes i say the wrong things in the heat of the moment	In the heat of the moment: En el calor del momento no te odio , es solo que a veces digo cosas equivocadas en el calor del momento .
<user> gracias that means a lot:) & tbh luck has nothin 2 do w/ it, its all love, strength, & dedication, sin eso el  no es nada!	<user> thank you that means a lot:) & honestly luck has nothing 2 do with it , it's all about love , strength , & dedication , without those things success is nothing !
<user> stupid.. i think u do sometimes!! :o ya se por quien tmb... lol	<user> stupid.. i think u do sometimes !! :o i know who too ... lol
my baby daddy: el papá de mi bebé. my baby daddy is late on his child support, i ’m gonna have to take him to court.	My baby's father: el padre de mi bebé . He's behind on his child support , I'm gonna have to take him to family court .
"""it is what it is: algo así como """"que le vamos a hacer"""" we missed our game today. oh well, it is what it is."""	"""it is what it is: something like 'what can we do' we missed our game today . oh well , that's the way it goes ."""
i have no clue: no tengo ni idea. person 1: where ’s sarah? person 2: i have no clue.	Person 1: I have no clue. Person 2: No tengo idea dónde está Sarah.
el ruido de tus zapatos- la arrolladora  omg thats my song!!	The noise from your shoes - La Arrolladora  omg that's my song!!
<user> hahaha soy faniii lol jk	<user> hahaha I'm a faniii lol jk
shed pounds: perder peso i ’m doing lots of cardio to shed the pounds off.	I'm doing lots of cardio to lose weight.
<user> las que me llaman feo  lmao , mexicanas of course!! the sexiest people lolol	<user> the ones calling me ugly , lmao , Mexicanas of course ! The most sexy people lolol
rosa is so (23), it makes me dizzy some times (23: parlanchina/que habla mucho)	Rosa is so chatty , it makes me dizzy sometimes .
theres two of them: son dos p1: how many kidneys are in the body? p2: there ’s two of them	There are two of them: Son dos riñones. P1: How many kidneys are in the body? P2: There are two of them.
<user> cuando algo se te mete entre ceja y ceja, lo haces o lo haces you are hell-bent on learning english, you are determined:)	<user> When something gets into your head, you're hell-bent on it, you're determined to learn English:)
big bang for your buck: super ganga / excelente inversión	big bang for your buck: super excellent investment
he knows i'm complicated pero asi me kiere :p	He knows I'm complicated but he loves me anyway :p
<user> <user> pinche graciela echando la mala sal you needa know the plan	<user> <user> damn graciela spreading the bad luck you need to know the plan
all over again: de nuevo (como desde el principio) i failed my class, now i have to do it all over again.	All over again: from the beginning i failed my class, now i have to do it de nuevo .
la pina cuts hair 20minutes before playing <user>	The pineapple cuts her hair 20 minutes before playing <user>
<user> havia is made with usually made with imitation crab meat, idk atleast with ceviche i know it's real shrimp lol	<user> it's usually made with fake crab meat , idk at least with ceviche i know it's real shrimp lol
<user> but hs tambien ehh & i know  por pa que keremos mas asi estamos bien less bs ._.	<user> but also eh & I know so we want less like that we're good ._.
i rented 2 movies? now can someone come to my house ^ ~ ^ nomas traigan food	I rented two movies. Now can someone come to my house ^ ~ ^ just bring food
ya se fue mi nephew l'rey ora si puedo echarme una mimis without him biting me	Now my nephew l'Rey has left , I can finally have a nap without him biting me .
whatever helps you sleep at night: sarcasmo si te hace feliz decir/hacer eso pues hazlo aunque a mi meparece ridículo +	Whatever helps you sleep at night: if being sarcastic makes you happy then go ahead and do it , even though I think it's ridiculous .
t doy coca y cuetes k son cuates kn mi ruca maria juana.. no hay otra! fumando me llamo.. rolando mota spm killed it on that last verse xd	I give coke and hits of marijuana , ' cuetes ' , to my homie María Juana . There's no other ! Smoking makes me hungry , that's why my name is Rolando Weed . SPM killed it on that last verse , by the way , LOL !
<user> te la creo lol hwaciendote guey lol xd	<user> I believe you, my dude lol you're such a goof xd
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> de nada:) i know how much you kiddos enjoy time off lol	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> It's nothing :) I know how much you guys enjoy time off lol
stunning: (varias cosas) imponente/impresionante. endeavour ’s final bow was stunning	Endeavour's final bow was imposing/awe-inspiring.
"""upset: no solo es """"disgustado ” también significa algo así como"""" trastornado """"talk to me kristen, why are you so upset?"""	"""upset"" not only means ""disgusted"" but also means something like ""disturbed"". ""Talk to me Kristen , why are you so disturbed ?"""
<user> don't chase someone que no te quiere, alcavo que son mas los que vegan que los que van	<user> don't chase someone who doesn't want you, there are more of them left than the ones who run
<user> pay back es lo q veo se usa más:] y si pagar con la misma moneda.	<user> what I see is pay back , that's what's used more:] and if you pay them back with the same coin .
decided to eat shrimp nachos from cindys;) ya k no eh comido en to'o el dia!	Decided to eat shrimp nachos from Cindy's ;), 'cause I haven't eaten all day !
hello contestame el telefono, donde te as ido? :/	Hello answer the phone , where have you been ? : /
just messing with you. sólo jugando contigo. you ’re not allowed to take a break.... i'm just messing with you.	You're not allowed to take a break... (just kidding!) I'm just messing with you.
<user> <user> nahh wtf yall can go to a stip club if yall want nosotros keremos ir a comer!!	<user> <user> nahh hell no y'all can go to a strip club if you want nosotros want to go eat!!
<user> idk mariscos are bomb!!!, ceviche de pescado is good also but i'd rather munch on some shrimp tacos lol	<user> I have no idea , seafood is the bomb !!! Fish ceviche is also good , but I'd rather snack on some shrimp tacos LOL
belated: felicitaciones después de la fecha: do you have belated birthday cards? i forgot my wife's birthday and she is very mad at me.	Do you have belated birthday cards? I forgot the anniversary of my marriage and she's very angry at me.
it hit mede repente me di cuentaafter my hamster died, it hit me; i had accidently placed rat poison in his cage.	It hit me de repente I realized that after my hamster died , I had accidentally put rat poison in his cage .
how far along is she?: cuánto tiene de embarazo? person 1: my sister is pregnant. person 2: how far along is she?	Person 1: How many weeks pregnant is she? Person 2: My sister's pregnant. Person 1: How many weeks?
<user> <user> i yo como  orita mando a mis new homies  jk dile a jose	<user> <user> and I will order right now send my new homies  just kidding tell Jose.
<user> son puiro que mujeres!!! lol, i mean i think ur girl would want to see you act like a man not a bitch!!	<user> they're all women!!! lol, i mean i think your girl would want to see you act like a man not a puta!!
<user> oy nomas lol lyin ass nigga hehe jk	<user> just now lol lying ass nigga hehe joke
it ’s payday! hoy pagan!	It's payday! They pay today!
owned up to his/her mistake: aceptar un error. i owned up to my mistake and apologized.	owned up to his/her mistake: reconoció su error y se disculpó.
there is always room to grow. siempre se puede mejorar	There is always space to grow .
the power is out: se fue la energía. i would shoot you an email, but the power is out.	The power is out: La energía se ha cortado . Le enviaría un correo electrónico , pero se fue la energía .
<user> hahaa they do it to play around swith you tho, idk all guys are different. creo que quieres alguen que aparese hombre!! lol	<user> hahaa they do it to mess with you tho, idk all guys are different. I think you want someone who acts like a man ! lol
<user> lmao ni ganas tengo de llorar , the last movie that made me cry was pineapple express  me dejo llorando de risa	<user> lmao i don't even feel like crying , the last movie that made me cry was pineapple express that one had me crying with laughter
<user> porq si no nos corrigen no sabemos como mejorar, nosotros por naturaleza somos sordos para los sonidos del inglés see you:)	<user> if they don't correct us , we won't know how to improve , we're naturally deaf to the sounds of English see you:)
plenty of fish in the sea. hay mucho más donde elegir our relationship is over, but there ’s plenty of fish in the sea.	There are plenty of fish in the sea. There's much more to choose from our relationship is over , but there are plenty of fish in the sea .
<user> depende del contexto pero eso fue lo primero q se me vino a la cabeza, that is a good one!	<user> it depends on the context but that's the first thing that came to my mind , that is a good one !
<user>: baaaaaaabe i'm hungry. vamos a cicis after 6?	<user>: baaaaaaabe I'm hungry . Let's go to cicis after 6 pm ?
downgrade: bajar de categoría. some say he downgraded because he went from being a lawyer, to being a cook.	downgrade: decrease in rank . some say he dropped down a rank , going from being a lawyer to a cook .
<user> lol pero enserio , lmaoo	<user> lol but for real , lmaoo
<user> pues si ya lo tienes sure  si no i'll wait	<user> if you already have it sure , if not I'll wait .
he estado escuchando muchas películas británicas y noto q algunas veces t al final como en pet también es lo q yo llamo t muda... next	"I've been watching a lot of British movies lately and I noticed that sometimes they say 'al' at the end , like in ""pet"" . That's what I call the 't' mute ."
<user> lol like en serio!!! como cren que voy a pasar la classe sin libro	<user> lol like for real!!! how am I supposed to pass class without a textbook
i don't think i'm (25) i just like (26) stuff (25: tacaño) (26: muy barato)	i don't think i'm (cheap) i just like (affordable) stuff
have a thing for: sentirse atraído por alguien. i have a thing for men in uniforms.	I'm attracted to someone in uniform.
<user> no seas amargadaaaa!!! lol xd that would be fun too:)	<user> don't be a sourpuss!!! lol xd that would be fun too:)
same here: lo mismo digo: person 1: i had a long day. person 2: same here.	Same here: I feel you: Person 1: I had a tough day. Person 2: I feel you, same here.
<user> solo juego ya saves! ya pronto cuando tu t dejes ver.. you too take care =)	<user> I only play you know ! Soon when you let yourself be seen … you too take care =)
<user> why lol xque nadien te aguanta? lol jk	<user> why lol why doesn't anyone put up with you? lol just kidding
<user> pero no en conversaciones diarias, o si? pensando... mami por q traes a la luz eso...:) it works!	<user> but not in everyday conversations , right ? thinking ... why are you bringing that up now ... it works !
say it like it is: decir la verdad. you ’re the best person i know, i ’m not exaggerating; i ’m saying it like it is.	Say it like it is: Dice la verdad . Eres la mejor persona que conozco , no estoy exagerando , lo estoy diciendo como es .
you should thank me hunny!! yo hise lo k eres hoy en dia!! :d lmao	You should thank me honey!! I made you who you are today!! :d lmao
so i finally met him... i el wey no me callo	So I finally met him... he didn't shut up
i had the best dream exactly on his birthday!:) la verdad k lo amo con to'o el	I had the best dream exactly on his birthday! : ) The truth is I love him with all my heart .
shameless: sin vergüenza she is completely shameless, she does n’t care who she has to step on as long as she gets what she wants.	Shameless: She doesn't have any scruples, she doesn't care whom she has to trample on as long as she gets what she wants.
<user> un inglés q a los nativos les parece extraño, yo quería reglas, pero me di cuenta q así no funciona :( i hope this helps:)	<user> English with a weird accent to native speakers , I wanted rules , but then I realized that's not how it works :( I hope this helps:)
<user> <user> lmao va ser evento del año  it's gonna be a ride or die thaang	<user> <user> lmao it's gonna be the shit .
<user> <user> yess add them i luego les dices to add me you know	<user> <user> yes add them and then tell them to add me you know
let himself/herself go: se descuidó. after marriage, he really let himself go.	let himself/herself go: se dejó ir. after marriage, he really let himself go.
<user> i wasn't planning to go whatsoever está perfectamente bien:)	<user> I wasn't planning to go at all it's perfectly fine:)
only graciela would come to me saying chisme chisme chisme  pinche chonaa lmao	"""Only Graciela would come to me saying 'chisme chisme chisme' damn Chonaa lmao"""
all ears: escuchando atentamente. person 1: listen carefully. person 2: i ’m all ears!	All ears: Escuchando atentemente. Person 1: All ears! Person 2: I'm listening carefully! / I'm all here!
go with the flow: varias cosas una sigue a la mayoría p1: are we going to plan the trip? p2: let ’s just go with the flow and see what happen	Go with the flow: Many people just follow along , P1: Are we gonna plan the trip ? P2: Let's just go with the flow and see what happens .
<user> aww thats cute.. ya ves t dije k no tubieras hijos.. lol is she getting her ged?	<user> aww that's so cute . as i said , you shouldn't have kids lol is she getting her ged ?
<user> hahah todo es bien pues  , que estas haciendo que no te has dormido lol	<user> hahah everything's good then , what are you doing that you haven't slept yet lol
<user> all gacho widdit?, in 1st nd dickerson lol tacos san rita jalisco lol they sell pescuesos de pollo	<user> All nasty with it? , in 1st and Dickerson lol Tacos San Rita Jalisco lol they sell chicken necks
<user> :( es q no solo es el link, les quiero ir dando consejos en cada correo te fijas por fa en el spam? si no te llegó revisaré mañana	<user> : ( it's not just the link , I want to give them tips in each email . Can you check your spam , please ? If you didn't receive it , I'll look into it tomorrow .
momma always saying that y le digo calleeseee!	Momma's always saying that and I'm like hush!
<user> ay guey tu si traes ya m ganaste!! lol im not working right now im just going to school:) y tu?	<user> damn it you're set then! lol I'm not working right now , I'm just going to school:) how about you ?
"""lmao this bitch said """"abia k apostarle a todas las opsiones"""" se la rifa haha"""	"lmao this bitch said ""I had to bet on all the options"" she's so funny haha"
"""<user> no no nooo tu estas malll es """"di no a las drogas"""" no al sex lmao jk eyyyt ya te vere cabronaaaa lol"""	"<user> no no nooo you're sooo bad , it's """"say no to drugs"""" say no to sex lmao jk eyyyt see you later bitch lol"
misplace: extraviar (diferente a perder). i misplaced my keys (no las perdiste, solo no sabes donde están	I mislaid my keys (as opposed to losing them) . I can't find them , I just don't know where they are .
slippery slope: resbaladizo (figurativamente hablando) some say euthanasia will create a slippery slope to legal murder.	Slippery slope: some say euthanasia will create a dangerous precedent that might lead to legally sanctioned murder.
<user> mira kien abla.. im good right now!! yes girl ya te dije!! -.-	<user> look who's talking . i'm good right now ! yes girl i told you !! -.-
<user> <user> <user> lol.. i'm calm, yo nomas t estoy diciendo como corre el agua. si no t aguantas no le entres! y ya	<user> <user> <user> lol .. i'm chill , i'm just telling you how the water flows . if you can't handle it , don't jump in ! and that's it .
no rosca de reyes for mi this year!! :/	no king cake for me this year!! :/
<user> you is something else.. hell me tienen k cumplir mis gustos :d	<user> you are something else . Hell , they have to satisfy my every desire :D
creepy: que da miedo/repugnante/espeluznante. the house was old and creepy, supposedly the previous owner was murdered there.	The house was old and creepy , the previous owner was supposedly murdered there .
first and foremost: (primero que todo) first and foremost i would like to give thanks to my family for their love and support.	First and foremost , I would like to give thanks to my familia for their amor and apoyo .
<user> arroz! lol umm idk i'm to high pa contarte algo lmao	<user> rice ! lol i'm too stoned to tell you something lmao
<user> haha te la creo!! ur lips be taki red rn huh xd	<user> haha I believe you !! your lips are so red right now huh xd
<user> te la creo lol cx, i miss you too baby girl: *, lets go to the gym!! (: tho soon lol	<user> I totally believe you lol cx , I miss you too , my dear ! Let's go to the gym soon ! : *
flip out: perder los estribos/ponerse como loco. if mom finds out you broke that vase, she is going to flip out.	If mom finds out you broke that vase, she is going to perder los estribos.
<user> para esl pero no para audio de la vida real y como no nos entrenamos no entendemos, hope i explained it better now:]	<user> for English we got it , but not for real life audio and since we don't train , we don't understand . Hope i explained it better now :]
showing. en este contexto es “que se note el embarazo ” congratulations on the baby, are you showing yet?	"showing . in this context it's ""noticing the pregnancy "" Congratulations on the baby , can you tell yet ?"
<user> si i went outside aver k pex y ta bien pinche foggy	<user> yeah i went outside to see how it is and it's damn foggy out there
<user> up to now me suena muy raro, le voy a preguntar a lisa y te contesto con seguridad. me suena up to date, up until now. be back	<user> it sounds very weird to me up until now , I'll ask Lisa and get back to you with a definite answer . It sounds up to date , so far . Be right back .
<user> cuz its so easy to talk to you, muy platicadora	<user> because it's so easy to talk to you, very chatty
knock it off: basta ya! knock it off snoopy, i do n’t want to get licked right now!	Stop it already, Snoopy! I don't want to get licked right now!
<user> <user> get ur shine on :d no podras	<user> <user> let your light shine :d you won't be able to.
stop and smell the roses: relájate (un rato) y disfruta de la vida relax, remember it ’s okay to stop and smell the roses once in awhile.	stop and smell the roses: relax (for a while) and enjoy life, remember it's fine to relax every once in a while.
<user> your cute !! aun que cres que eres una  lol, we gunna eat a whole manuel's special that day just you nd me!!!	<user> You're cute !! Even if you think you're a  lol , we're gonna eat a whole Manuel's special that day just you and me !!!
<user> <user> uhh yeah.. de onde sale el	<user> <user> yeah where the hell is it coming from ?
<user> eres un oyooo :( no seas ojete pasate unas horitas pa'kaaa cochooo lol jk	<user> you're such a pain in the ass lol come over for a bit, will ya ? lol jk
cuatro espadas - chalino sanchez that song be on point	four swords - chalino sanchez that song hits different
my sister has a better phone than me  no mames.	My sister has a better phone than me, come on don't joke me like that!
<user> hace la lucha lol bike it 2x the workout lmao	<user> work it out lol bike it 2x the workout lmao
<user> that's what i said, parsons es mi viejo but rondo shhi he cold	<user> that's what i said , parsons es mi viejo but rondo shit he's fire
mi big brother ya se va al baile  i choosed his outfit (;!	My big brother is already leaving for the dance , I chose his outfit (; !
unos mariscos will hit the spot!	Some seafood will hit the spot!
<user> no te cres lol im just bored :p osea estoy quierendo hablar con alguen lol	<user> don't get a big head lol i'm just bored :p i'm trying to talk to someone lol
tubes tied: ligadura de trompas: not wanting to have any more kids, maria got her tubes tied.	Having decided that she did not want any more children, Maria got her fallopian tubes blocked.
<user> ha ayy ya se.. alomejor si se ase algo el saturday.	<user> ha ayy maybe if we do something on Saturday .
el riesgo siempre es grande and at the end it happens what u always expected! :o	The risk is always high and in the end , what you always expected happens ! :o
we can trust ana, she is very (34) (34: digna de confianza)	We can trust Ana, she's very dependable.
ya guey yaa <user> hurry tf up or ima kill everything to myself pinche cagon tardoso vale verga!!!!!	Hurry the fuck up or I will do it myself you damn coward slowpoke son of a bitch!!!!
<user> smart guys? y nunca he escuchado self worth, no creo q se use, yo me iria con smart guys are self conscious/have low self esteem	<user> smart guys? I've never heard of self worth , I don't think it's used , I'd go with smart guys have low self-esteem .
only justin & andrew would come to my house pa que les consiga las hoes  lol	Only Justin & Andrew would come to my house so I can hook them up with the hoes LOL
we will get married wherever you want, luna de miel es un sabado un hermoso final	We will get married wherever you want, the honeymoon can be on a beautiful Saturday.
mindset: forma de pensar work hard and keep a positive mindset while you ’re at it.	Mindset: the way of thinking, work hard and stay positive while you're working.
"""<user> ya mismo le pregunto a lisa y te digo porque siempre lo he visto como """"para nada"""" makes no mention whatsoever of the tax cuts"""	"<user> I'll ask Lisa right now and let you know because I've always seen it as ""not at all"" makes absolutely no mention of the tax cuts."
day off: día libre (no es day free) i should go to the spa on my day off.	Day off: free day (not day free) I should go to the spa on my free day.
owned up to his/her mistake: aceptar un error. i owned up to my mistake and apologized.	owned up to his/her mistake: reconoció su error e pidió disculpas.
are you spying on me? me estás espiando?	Are you spying on me? Are you peeking?
<user> no pos wow, fuhk the <user> tmbim a los heats	<user> well shit, fuck those guys too.
<user> eske cuando uno ama a su novia es bien overprotective y le dan celos y pos ya vez!.. yo soy igual con mi novia lol /. -	<user> when one loves their girlfriend they get all overprotective and jealous , you know ? i'm the same with my gf lol /. -
work my butt off: trabajar mucho. i work my butt off so that my children can have everything they need.	I work my ass off so that my children can have everything they need.
something's gotta give: algo así como hay q sacrificar algo. i ’m not making enough money, something ’s gotta give.	Something's gotta give: Something like we have to sacrifice something . The money I'm making is not enough , something's gotta give .
my night is ruined.. well thanks mejor me duermo ya!!!	My night is ruined.. well thanks I'm gonna sleep already!!!!
<user> damn why soo many classes? i got one y con eso es suficiente!, ur there since the morning?	<user> damn why so many classes? i have one and that's enough ! are you there since the morning ?
<user> laying down watching tv haha wbu? quiero comer pero no me quiero levanter	<user> laying down watching TV haha what about you ? I want to eat but I don't want to get up quiero comer pero no quiero levantarme
<user> significa varias cosas, y slaughterhouse si es matadero, en el perfil puedes ver las 3 entradas para la misma palabra, slds:)	"<user> it means different things , and slaughterhouse is indeed ""matadero"" , you can check the three entries for that word on the profile , regards:)"
when your bf doesnt like your new hair.. nimodo se chingo lmao :d	when your boyfriend doesn't like your new hair .. oh well , fuck it :D
pay close attention presta mucha atención pay close attention because i ’m only going to explain it once.	Pay close attention porque sólo lo explicaré una vez.
<user> ahhaa aver que quieres que te cuente lol	<user> ahhaa let's see what story you want me to tell you lol
<user> okay then at te caigo en la noche mujer , once again	<user> okay then I'll swing by tonight , once again .
so much of a friend: (expresión sarcástica) que tan buen amigo. she hid many things from me, so much of a friend.	"""Such a good friend: (sarcastic expression) she hid many things from me, such a friend."""
it does n’t add up: no tiene sentido. the world is going to end because the mayan calendar ends in 2012? that does n’t add up.	it doesn't make sense . The world is gonna end because the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 ? That doesn't compute .
playing hard to get: se hace la/el difícil person 1: why has n’t she called back? person 2: she must be playing hard to get.	Playing hard to get: She's/He's acting all high and mighty Person 1: Why hasn't she called back? Person 2: She must be playing hard to get.
orasi kiero mucho a mi brother for having my back   ️	I love my brother so much for having my back
making plans with stacy & graciela is soo fun but such a struggle   ️ son bien idiosas las dos	Making plans with Stacy & Graciela is soo fun but such a headache . They're both so difficult !
y es k a mi edad soy como un restaurante k no le faltan los clientes i thought it was funny lol <<	And it's like at my age I'm like a restaurant that doesn't lack customers
dress up: vestirse elegante. are you going to dress up for dinner tonight?	"""Dress up"" is ""vestir elegantemente."" Are you going to dress elegantemente for dinner tonight?"
wake and bake chubbs sin mamadas guey  <user>	"""Wake and bake chubbs no bullshit dude <user>"""
<user> la primera es la correcta, no me expliqué bien :( can you tell me who she is, can you tell me where it is, do you know who he is:)	<user> the first one is the correct one, I didn't explain myself well:( can you tell me who she is, do you know where it is, do you know who he is:)
<user> yes it was  y tu k no kerias ir de primero... lol me agarraste mi paso perfectamente bien  now that was a turn on ;d	<user> yes it was and you who didn't want to go first ... lol you caught me right on my step perfectly well now that was a turn on ;d
<user> lmao ima try and grow it out for the rest of the year then ima cut it down voy aparescer lumberjack by july	<user> lmao I'm going to try and let it grow for the rest of the year then I'll cut it in July, I'll look like a lumberjack .
<user> <user> si das pal pasaje si lol cuando kieres! jk u r a sweet  ya k thanks 2 u i've met <user> a bunch of times!	<user> <user> if you give me a ride lol whenever you want ! just kidding you're sweet , thanks to you I've met <user> so many times !
mark my words: recuerda mis palabras. this economy is going to suffer, you mark my words.	Mark my words: Recuerda mis palabras , esta economía se va a ver jodida , mark my words .
than he was like deseguro you be pulling a lot of guys me: no .__.	"Then he was like ""deseguro"" you be getting a lot of guys me: no .__."
don't procrastinate no dejes para mañana lo que puedes hacer hoy:)	Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today:)
to grasp the idea: más q entender es descifrar. no se entendía antes ahora si. i feel really good when i grasp the idea in math.	To grasp the idea: more than understand , it's deciphering . It didn't make sense before , now it does . I feel really good when I get the concept in math .
<user> lmao ni sabes ill make money just cuz i have money	<user> lmao you don't know , i'll make money just because i have some cash flow .
head to toe: de pies a cabeza you look great from head to toe!	You look great from pies a cabeza!
keeping from: varias cosas una es ocultar. he could n’t stand keeping this kind of information from his wife, so he came clean.	He couldn't stand ocultar esta clase de información a su esposa , así que le dijo la verdad .
<user> chales yo ni bailo a balasos  jk i like dancing corridos lol	<user> I don't even dance to bulletproof vest kind of stuff lol just kidding i like dancing to narco corridos lol
<user> no solo es eso, es tienda de ropa en general, sports outfitter's tienda de ropa deportiva:) solo q no la usamos	<user> it's not just that , it's a general clothing store , sports outfitter's a sportswear store :) we just don't use it .
sell yourself short: algo así como subestimar never sell yourself short, you ’re too intelligent to be the only thing standing in your way.	Don't ever sell yourself short , you're too smart to be your own worst enemy .
set loose: dejar libre: did you hear how casey anthony was set loose after only serving one year in jail?	Did you hear how Casey Anthony was left libre after only serving one year in jail?
"""i remember when we arrived to mexico i todos en el rancho enpesaron a chiflar a gritar saying """"diana y yesenia"""" ya llegaron uff  ️  ️  ️  ️"""	"I remember when we arrived in Mexico and everyone in the village started whistling and shouting, ""Diana and Yesenia have arrived!"""
or some shrimp tacos de baja	or some shrimp tacos from the bottom
<user> suele suceder.. i usually do the same cuando me encelo over my gf :/	<user> it usually happens . when i get obsessed over my gf :/
<user> ya ves una bes al año on a thursday since i never go	<user> You see once a year on a Thursday cause I never go
signal loss ahh culooos	Signal loss ahh assholes.
hoy tenemos frases útiles para pedir direcciones: do you know which road would take me to houston faster?	Today we have useful phrases for asking directions: Do you know which street will take me to Houston faster?
<user> no pues casi todas lmao, watch the news lol that always puts me rite to sleep xd	<user> yeah , almost all of them lmao . Watch the news , that's a real sleep inducer xd
justin said he was coming to my house pos que pedo oh que where is he? tampoco no lo kiero aki a las 12 /. -	Justin said he was coming to my house well what the hold up oh well where is he? I don't want him here at 12 either .
fuck we didn't go to church i yo que keria ir para pedir perdon por averme salido por la ventana last night	Fuck we didn't go to church , I really wanted to go to ask for forgiveness for escaping out the window last night .
<user> sure! ay nomas me das $$$pa el pasaje & we good;) well after my gf's graduation pa en junio vamos! & en mi truck! ^.^ yes	<user> Sure , just give me the $$ for the passage & we're good ;) Well after my girlfriend's graduation in June we're going , and in my truck ! ^.^ Yeah !
<user> don't tripas carnitas i rember when i used to grow mustaches like that would look firme now everything connects all dark :(	<user> don't worry about the mustaches , i remember when i used to grow those , now everything's connected , all dark :(
<user> no habia pensado en ello, pero analizando, el verbo despues de cann't help es ing, el verbo despues de cann't help but es infinitiv	<user> I hadn't thought about it , but analyzing , the verb after cann't help is ing , the verb after cann't help but is to .
catch me at pescuesos subiendo el avion	You'll find me at the airport boarding the plane.
<user> ohhh yeah nvm im trippin! :d lol jk y tu tocaya lmao	<user> ohhh yeah nvm I'm just being paranoid ! :D lol jk and your look alike LMAO
yo no se pero kiero fruta con chile.. im really craving it. :d	I don't know but I want fruit with spice .. I'm really craving it .
llámame al celular/móvil: call me on my cellphone	call me on my cell phone
<user> aun que sea tu casa!!! yo momma raised u better   lmao	<user> even if it's your house !!! your momma raised you better   lmao
not too much on mrs landry tho ella fue mi madrina de mi cap and gown	not too much on Mrs . Landry though , she was my sponsor for my cap and gown .
put money aside: ahorrar (muy, muy usado) we need to put money aside for bills.	put money aside: save up (very, very commonly used) we need to save up for bills.
<user> no dicen el vervo to go. she left town to fly to london, normalmente she left for london. si entendí la pregunta es to...	<user> They don't say the verb 'to go' . She left town to fly to London , usually she left for London . If I understood the question right , it's to...
he ’s up to something: se trae algo entre manos he ’s been acting strange lately, i know he ’s up to something.	He's been acting strangely lately, I know he se trae algo entre manos.
<user> es la pura neta!! lol, y yo que :p haha	<user> That's the real deal!! lol , and I'm just :p haha
i ’m flattered: me halaga/estoy halagado. i ’m flattered to hear that you ’re coming to my baby shower.	I'm flattered to hear that you're attending my baby shower.
5 tacos de trompo and a modelo on xolos!	5 tacos al pastor and a modelo beer on the xolos!
crack up: tener crisis nerviosa / partirse de risa. i crack up everytime i watch anchorman.	"""Have a nervous breakdown / Crack up . I crack up every time I watch Anchorman ."""
"""eeeesteeee guey!! just called me to tell me """"comimos conejos y aguilas"""""""	"""eeeesteeee dude!! just called me to tell me 'we ate bunnies and eagles' ""!"
oh hell... pues a dormir!!!	oh hell... well , off to sleep !
<user> mira pinche guacha hija de mi pinche suegraaaa bajale a tu tono o te doy tu chupon pa que le bajes (; lmfao jk baeee hahaha	<user> damn bitch , daughter of my damn mother-in-law , tone it down a bit or I'll give you a sucker so you calm down (; lmfao jk hahaha
<user> compensar, es lo mismo que decir hope this compensates it, but people use make up for way more than compensate:)	<user> to make up for it is basically saying hope this makes up for it , but people use makeup for way more than that :)
busy work: trabajo de relleno/trabajo improductivo. signing all of these documents is busy work, i ’m not getting anything valuable out of it	"The phrase in English would be: ""Busy work: filler work/unproductive work. Signing all of these documents is filler work, I'm not getting any real value from it."""
beating a dead horse gastar pólvora en algo q no vale la pena i ’ve tried talking to her but she wo n’t listen. it ’s like beating a dead horse	It's like wasting gunpowder on something that's not worth it, I've tried talking to her but she won't listen. It's like beating a dead horse.
tamales, posole, buchanas, ponche, family!!! love it	Tamales, pozole, punch, family!!! Love it.
<user> <user> ya vez baee ya la asustasteee lol	<user> <user> you scared her already baee lol
<user> como desprenderse puede ser como mudar la piel. the snake sheds its skin from time to time. hope it helps:)	<user> shedding can be like shedding skin . The snake does it every once in a while . Time to renew ; )
why is it that: algo así como por qué será que... why is it that they changed their recipe?	why is it that: something like por qué será que... why did they change the recipe?
hold your horses: algo así como para de hablar person 1: can you hurry up? person 2: hold your horses! i ’m almost ready.	"""hold your horses"" : something like slow down/ calm down/ stop rushing  person 1: Can you hurry up? person 2: Slow down! I'm almost ready!"
come on barca this is our chance to get back up in the liga!!!	Come on Barca this is our opportunity to rise back up in la liga!!!
<user> do me a paro yeah? get me a remix gram? i got the diego	<user> Can you do me a solid and pick up a remix gram for me? I've got the dough.
i like to give myself compliments (me gusta alabarme a mi mismo) i like to give myself compliments on my own cooking	I like to give myself a pat on the back for my cooking skills.
'sin ti me siendo fustrado porque no te tengo aki' i swear that song never get old..	'without you i feel frustrated because i don't have you here' i swear that song never gets old..
<user> all ofendida lol, que clase tienes?	<user> all offended LOL, what class do you have?
<user> all offendida te dije que no aguantas lmao	<user> all upset I told you that you don't hold up lmao
<user> manana? im goin to school :d anti-valentines thats funny	<user> Tomorrow? I'm going to school :d anti-valentines that's lit fam
<user> you might feel a bit secluded but it's defiantly for the best, no one needs to know everything you do, ni si fueran tus padres	<user> you might feel a bit isolated but it's definitely for the best , no one needs to know everything you do , not even if they were your parents .
work my butt off: trabajar mucho. i work my butt off so that my children can have everything they need.	I work my ass off so that my children can have everything they need.
porca miseria lmao that shit is too funny	Dammit , that shit is too funny .
<user> santa fe salad from chilis is the best!!! totally recommend it.:)	<user> The santa fe salad from Chilis is the best ! totally recommend it .:)
<user> ikr lol idk i donyt live half the shit on the radio me gusta mas los corridos viejos	<user> I know right , lol I don't dig half the stuff on the radio , I prefer the old corridos
i can n’t take it anymore: no lo soporto más. we need to fix the ac, it ’s so hot i can n’t take it anymore.	I can't take it anymore: I can't stand it anymore. We need to fix the AC, it's so hot, I can't take it anymore.
i won't give up on you: no voy a perder la fe en ti. i know you can pronounce perfectly, if you don't give up, i won't give up on you:)	I won't give up on you: I will never lose faith in you . I know you can do it perfectly, if you don't give up , I won't give up either :)
things of that sort: cosas de esas in my fitness club we do yoga, pilates, zumba, you know, things of that sort.	In my fitness club we do yoga , pilates , Zumba , you know , cosas de esas .
gracias a los q me dan su realimentación, hacen a la cuenta y a los q aportan. have a wonderful weekend hope you've learned a lot:)	Thanks to those who give me their feedback , make the account and those who contribute . Have a wonderful weekend , hope you learned a lot :)
carried away. dejarse llevar i got carried away playing video games.	I got carried away playing video games.
“<user>: 135 million tons of seafood is consumed worldwide every year. ” <user> es responsable por 3 tonheladas lmao	“<user>: 135 million tons of seafood is consumed worldwide every year .” <user> is responsible for 3 tons lmao
"""<user> <user> oy nomaaasssss si tu oyeee """"fuuunnnn"""" lmao"""	"<user> <user> listen hereee if you heaaaaaaaar """"fun"""" lmao"
get the hang of it: acostumbrarse a esto / poder dominarlo person 1: this new job is so stressful. person 2: you ’ll get the hang of it.	Person 1: This new job is so stressful. Person 2: You'll acostumbrarse a esto / poder dominarlo.
<user> um im going bar hopping y luego vice con alguien por ay#! :d	<user> um I'm going pub crawling and then vice with someone around here #! :d
what ’s the best way to get to new york? (get, tal vez el verbo más usado en el inglés)	What's the best way to get to Nueva York?
si eres de guanajuato say no more ya me caistes bien (;!!!!  ️	If you're from Guanajuato , that's all you had to say , you've got me liking you already (; !!! ! ) .
not out of the woods yet. mejor, pero no bien del todo. the operation went fine, but she's not out of the woods yet	We're not out of the woods yet. Mejor but not quite bien . La operación salió bien , pero aún no estamos fuera de peligro .
i'm so hungry  but fuck you food nomas me aces fat	I'm so hungry , but fuck you food , you just make me fat .
a week from today: en 8 días. a week from today i ’ll be a certified dance instructor.	A week from today: in eight days. A week from now I will be a certified dance instructor.
know these by heart? clumsy torpe pretty bello/bastante ugly feo handsome guapo beautiful hermoso gorgeous precioso stubborn obstinado	Do you know these by heart? Clumsy is torpe, pretty is bello/bastante, ugly is feo, handsome is guapo, beautiful is hermoso, gorgeous is precioso, stubborn is obstinado.
a week from today: en 8 días. a week from today i ’ll be a certified dance instructor.	A week from today: en una semana seré un instructor de baile certificado.
good terms: buenas condiciones. gary and i are on good terms again.	Gary and I are on again in excellent shape.
<user> haha nahh fabian don't get mad iraa  smiley face el	<user> haha nah Fabian don't get angry it's just a joke 😏 el
word of mouth: de boca en boca/por boca de otros/lo q otros dicen. i ’ve been hearing through word of mouth that another ice storm is coming	I've been hearing through de boca en boca that another ice storm is coming.
<user> ni si fuera chloro pa manchar lmao , nah i'd rather make it at home	<user> not even if it was chlorine would it stain lmao , nah i'd rather make it at home
<user> oki, ya lo adicioné a la lista have a good one	<user> okay , I've added it to the list . Have a great one !
<user> lol asi soy y asi sere hehehe understandable but yo prefiero mandarlos x donde vinieron! its less bs ^.^	<user> lol that's just me hehehe understandable but I'd rather send them back where they came from ! Less bullshit ^ . ^
mi dad se fue de durangense ah unos huapangos ehh'ehh  eso mero c;	My dad went to listen to some durangense ah some huapangos yeehaw ;
<user> forreal? i'm different yo hasta agarro la peda again	<user> For real? I'm different, yo hasta me voy a empedar de nuevo.
<user> that's firme! i'm looking for grupos for my sisters quince	<user> That's solid! I'm looking for groups for my sister's quinceañera.
day dreaming: soñar despierto. i was daydreaming in class so i did n’t hear a word the teacher said.	day dreaming: to dream awake . I was daydreaming in class so I didn't hear a single word the teacher said .
como es la vida :/ such a good guy ended up like that >>> sorry to hear those news.	"""How is life :/ such a good guy ended up like that >>> so sorry to hear that."""
<user> pero ya mas en la noche like at 8 or 9	<user> but later on at night like around 8 or 9 pm
don't baby me: no me trates como un bebé mom, i ’m 35, please do n’t baby me.	Don't treat me like a baby mom, I'm 35, please don't babysit me.
k le esta pasando a mis aguilas!!?? :'( well we cant be good forever..	What's happening to my eagles!!?? :'( well we can't be good all the time ..
yuck: (que asco) yuck, that smell is awful!	Yuck, que asco! That smell is horribly awful!
i had forgotten about him pero ya me acorde   ️	I had forgotten about him but I just remembered 🌝
ojala i en summer aya me kede un año ya que mi apaa termino la casa   ️	I hope this summer I can stay there for a year since my dad finished the house ️
<user> aight but desde orita te digo que me voy a enmarigunar y atacar los tacos	<user> aight but I'm telling you right now I'm gonna go flex and attack the tacos
"""a la vuelta de la esquina, casi literal, solo no le agregues """"of"""" he lives just around the corner:)"""	"""Just around the block , almost literally , don't add 'of' he lives just around the corner :)"""
<user> oh me preguntaron if you were going... the one that gaves a ride that one time i guess his friend was asking	<user> oh they were asking me if you were going ... the one who gave a ride that one time , I guess his friend was asking
<user> yo tengo toda la culpa dices? that maybe somewhat true but tu eres igual de culpabla	<user> I have all the blame you say ? That may be somewhat true but you're equally to blame .
<user> tu dejas un lugar y te vas para otro, el que dejas es work:), como i leave home at 6 am:)	<user> You leave one place and go to another , the one you leave is work:) , like i leave home at 6 am:)
fuhk hopefully do se hace	fuck hopefully it gets done
my sister is just in 6th grade & she already be having problems with 8th graders  lmfao no mamen	My sister is just in sixth grade & she's already having problems with eighth graders , damn it! no way !
spitting image: el vivo retrato. you are a spitting image of your father.	"The phrase ""spitting image"" translates to ""el vivo retrato."" Therefore, the English sentence is: ""You are the spitting image of your father."""
wow k considensia k un 27 me bengo acordando de ti? despues d tanto tiempo and exactly when that picture was taken!!! :o	wow k considerateness k a 27 i've been thinking about you ? after so much time and exactly when that picture was taken !!! :o
yo! where the fuck my mom at? traigo hambre y ella de callejera no! no! no! no!!! yo quiero breakfast k se venga home now!!! * calling her *..	Yo! Where the fuck is my mom at? I'm hungry and she's not here! Not now! Not now! Not!!! I want breakfast so she better come home now!!! *Calling her*...
flash mob: personas q de repente comienzan a bailar en un lugar público. the flash mob proposal was adorable	The flash mob: people who suddenly start dancing in a public place . The flash mob proposal was adorable .
keep it real: no pretendas ser quien no eres. just be straight up and keep it real with me.	Keep it real: Don't act like someone you're not . Just be straight up and keep it 100 with me .
damnnn okeiii i just wanted to eat :( pos ya que a cosinar se a dichooooo * starts making sandwich till mom gets here * :(	damnnn okay I just wanted to eat :( well , if that's the case , I guess it's time to start cooking ....* starts making a sandwich until mom gets here * :(
button-up blouse: blusa de botones wear something nice like a tapered skirt, and a button-up blouse	Button-up blouse: blusa con botones. Use algo bonito como una falda ajustada y una blusa con botones.
"""i don't like jenni rivera but her song """"cuando muere una dama"""" esta a toda madre! qepd saul viera, adan y chalino sanchez! y jenni tambien.."""	"""I don't like Jenni Rivera but her song 'When a Lady Dies' is amazing! Rest in peace Saul Viera, Adan and Chalino Sanchez! And Jenni too.."""
i just got carried away: (muy usado) dejarse llevar i meant to leave the party earlier but i just got carried away talking.	I just got carried away: (very used) let me be taken away talking . I meant to leave the party earlier but I got carried away .
<user> ya me imagino , i've been good i passed my first class with an a and i'm taking more this semester what about you what you up2	<user> I can already imagine , I've been good , I got an A in my first class and I'm taking more this semester , what about you , what's good with you ?
se dice i've been to madrid 4 times, no se dice i've been in madrid 4 times:)	"She says ""I've been to Madrid four times"", not ""I've been in Madrid four times"" :)"
not to brag but dangg k suerte me cargo!!!;) ha	Not to brag but damn girl luck's on my side !!!;) ha
<user> lmfao suel e suceder hahaha	<user> that shit happens haha
<user> es con mucho gusto y a ti mil mil gracias por compartir:) bueno ya somos dos jeje have a great one!:)	<user> it's a pleasure , and thank you so much for sharing :) we're two then hehe have a great one :) !
<user> pound on a cold 40 y se te quita lol	<user> pound on a cold 40 and you'll feel better lol
<user> yo pierdo peso y ni si quiera estoy de dieta lmao, i've been getting tone lol i love waking up sore	<user> I lose weight and I'm not even on a diet lmao , I've been working out hard lol I love feeling sore after a workout
<user> please pay attention. can i get your attention please? 1 presta atencion. 2. puedo tener tu atencion:)	<user> please pay attention . can I get your atenció:n please ? 1 give me your focus . 2 . may I have your focus:)
<user> cierto? keep track, q es la forma más exacta no se viene a la cabeza cuando uno está hablando, keep up the good work:)	<user> True? Keep track, that's the most accurate way, it doesn't come to mind when you're talking, keep up the good work:)
i'll be gone for a while. voy a estar ausente por un tiempo. make sure to lock the door, i ’ll be gone for a while	I'll be gone for a while. Make sure to lock la puerta , voy a estar ausente por un rato .
that makes two of us: ya somos dos. person 1: i ’m so ready to go on a vacation. person 2: that makes two of us.	Person 1: I'm so ready to go on a holiday. Person 2: We're two of the same mind.
rain or shine: llueva, truene o relampaguee. i will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.	It will always be sunny; I will love you unconditionally, sunshine.
si antes no le pedi nada a nadie ahora menos, all i need is my family!:)	If I never asked anyone for anything before , then I certainly don't need to now ; all I need is my family ! :)
<user> i just came back from the gym and i'm tired as shit , ima shower eat some enfrijoladas y a dormir lol	<user> I just came back from the gym and I'm exhausted af , I'ma shower , eat some bean tacos and sleep lol
<user> lmao i remember that! el guy was tryna dance & spin his girl as fast as i did u y nomas no podia! es k no era d dgo ;d	<user> lmao i remember that ! the guy was trying to dance & spin his girl as fast as me but he couldn't ! it's because he wasn't from dgo ;d
<user> i am mad (mas vulgar pissed off) because my mom told me to straighten up my room.	<user> I'm mad (even more vulgar 'pissed off') because my mom told me to clean my room.
go about one ’s business: hacer lo que uno normalmente hace. he was a shy guy who went about his business quietly.	go about one’s business: hacer su cosa normalmente . él era un chico tímido que hacía su cosa tranquilamente .
<user> no me lebante ahorita cuz i felt como si me kemara por dentro! :o then i started getting all red, i think im allergic a algo	<user> I didn't get up right now cuz I felt like I was burning from the inside ! :o then I started getting all red , I think I'm allergic to something .
rush hour: hora de máximo tránsito i hate driving during rush hour.	Rush hour is hora de máximo tránsito, I hate driving during rush hour.
<user> mision cumplida!!! since like last year haha	<user> mission accomplished!!! since like last year haha
screw him. algo así como “al diablo con él ” screw him, he's not worth your time anyway	"Screw him. Something like ""to hell with him."" Screw him, he's not worth your time anyway."
<user> porque te voy a dejar and flee the country	<user> why would I leave you and run away to another country
that ’s a bummer: (slang) algo así como es un fastidio. getting stranded at the airport was a real bummer.	That's a real downer. Getting stranded at the airport was like, a proper bummer.
do n’t get me wrong: no me malinterpretes. don't get me wrong, i love children, but they ’re just not for me.	Don't misunderstand me , I love kids , but they're just not for me .
<user> <user> haha pues eske ya me junto con narcos  so don't fuck with me!  & oh shit i should send him (; en la ram	<user> <user> haha it's because I hang out with drug dealers so don't mess with me! & oh shit i should text him (; in the RAM
<user> nombre aki estoy esuchando musica!! u drinking?	<user> my name's here listening to music !! r u drinking ?
"""la pelicula """"casa de mi padre""""  ️ is just perfect"""	"""the movie ""house of my father"" ️ is just perfect"""
<user> they got him once before, he walked rite out of puente grande y si lo hace otra ves	<user> They got him once before, he walked right out of Puente Grande and if he does it again...
<user> it usually lets you see what kind of person ur dealing with:) y tampoco no te enfoces en miradas si no en el  de esa persona:)	<user> it usually lets you see what kind of person you're dealing with:) and also don't focus on looks but on the essence of that person:)
<user> oh shoot im trippin lmao ni mire!! o.o es k my phone its too bright!! :d yeah u know it	<user> oh shoot I'm trippin' lmao didn't even look!! o.o it's just my phone is too bright!! :d yeah you know it
<user> yes! but uuuuu pa k se pasen los 3 años lol nombreeee hahaha	<user> yes ! but the 3 years will never end lol the fuckin' name man hahaha
<user> <user> yess come early & stacy yo aka te caliento (;!!!	<user> <user> yess come early & Stacy yo aka I'll warm you up (; !!!
<user> haha eso si.. lol	<user> haha that's true . LOL
sleeping around: algo así como ser promiscuo. she was sleeping around behind her husband ’s back.	sleeping around: something like being promiscuous . She was being promiscuous behind her husband 's back .
go hand in hand: van de la mano exercise and nutrition go hand in hand, they are both equally important for good health.	Exercise and nutrition still go hand in hand; la ejercicio y la nutrición van de la mano, son igualmente importantes para estar saludable.
hold down a job: algo así como mantener un trabajo. shelly is constantly getting fired, she can n’t hold down a job.	hold down a job: algo así como mantener un trabajo estable. Shelly siempre es despedida , no puede mantener un trabajo estable .
<user> by far: por un margen considerable/en gran manera. they are by far the best students in the class.	<user> by far: in a huge way . They are in a huge way the best students in the class .
<user> aight don't tripas carnitas:)	<user> aight don't worry about it , my little gut-full :)
ran a stop sign: saltarse una señal de paro the cop pulled me over because i ran a stop sign.	The cop pulled me over because I ran a stop sign.
my facebook, ig & twitter is hellaa dead y'all are some gay ass people  jk soy yo que has no life	my facebook , ig & twitter is hella dead you guys are some gay ass people joking it's me who has no life
<user>  ya somos bffffffff's pues ha	<user> We're besties then haha
from time to time: de vez en cuando, from time to time i'll retweet posts, i hope that helps to remember them better	From time to time: De tiempo en tiempo , de vez en cuando , retweetearé publicaciones , espero que eso ayude a recordarlas mejor .
stuff one ’s face: comer mucho. i ’m so hungry, i ’m going to stuff my face with pizza when i get home.	I'm so hungry , I'm going to eat a lot when I get home . Pizza is gonna disappear .
do n’t settle for less: no te conformes con menos. yes you can understand like a native speaker, you do n’t have to settle for less.	Don't settle for less: Don't conform to less than you deserve. You can understand like a native speaker, you don't have to settle for anything less.
empty handed: manos vacías. after a night of gambling they walked out of the casino empty handed.	after a night of gambling they walked out with manos vacías.
pig out: atragantarse/comer mucho. i don't pig out really, but i eat enough food to keep my energy up after my running.	I don't really overeat/stuff myself, but I eat enough food to keep my energy up after my running.
me dises tu oh me entero yo de todas formas!!! :d your choice...	It's up to you to tell me or I'll find out myself anyway! :D Your choice...
<user> determined es la mas exacta pero para algunas cosas stubborn es muy usada hope it helps:)	<user> Determined is the most accurate , but stubborn is very commonly used for some things . Hope it helps:)
yo kiero pluckers :/ lol	I want to go to Pluckers :/ lol
<user> it all depends on what kind of ppl you surround urself w/ no todos los hombres mentimos.. at least i certainly don't:)	<user> it all depends on what kind of people you surround yourself with not all men lie .. at least I certainly don't:)
"""<user> casi no entiendo:]:], el cero como """"o"""", si las personas lo usan mucho:) 1009 = ten o nine"""	"<user> I barely understand it :]:], the zero as """"o"""", if people use it a lot:) 1009 = ten oh nine"
the buck stops here/la responsabilidad es mía/the buck stops here, i cann't blame my team for this delay, at the end i'm the person in charge	The buck stops here, the responsibility is mine, I can't blame my team for this delay, at the end I'm the boss/leader in charge.
throw a party: hacer una fiesta. are you going to throw a party for your birthday?	Throw a party: hacer una fiesta de cumpleaños . Are you going to hacer una fiesta de cumpleaños?
mock: burlarse de/ridiculizar a alguien. comedians love to mock politicians.	Mocking is the act of making fun of or ridiculing someone. Comedians love to mock politicians.
<user> yo usaría united we stand. have a great week:)	"<user> I would use ""united we stand . Have a great week:) """
<user> la verdad se usa pero no es muy usada determined and stubborn so muy usadas, i'm so stubborn, i'm not going to quit. +	<user> It's definitely used , but it's not very common , I'm so determined and stubborn , that one's very used , I'm not gonna give up .
<user> lmao que suerte xd, she liked all your pics too?	<user> lmao you're so lucky xd, she 'liked' all your photos too?
squinting. entrecerrar los ojos (como para enfocar bien) i got glasses because i couldn't stop squinting.	"""I got glasses because I couldn't stop narrowing my eyes (like when you focus hard) . """
<user> lmao you don't need me to look dumb , tss ni te nojes lol	<user> lmao you don't need me to look dumb , don't get mad at me lol
well off: con solvencia económica. the lopez family is pretty well off; they have their house payed off and even take vacations overseas	well off: con una buena situación económica . la familia López tiene una buena situación económica; han pagado su casa y hasta se van de vacaciones al extranjero
<user> te llevo un cockmeat sandwich si quieres lololol	<user> I'll bring you a cockmeat sandwich if you want lololol
<user> ahh y si lives se pronuncia como lo escibiste laɪvz:), el plural de life, laɪf	<user> ahh , and if lives is pronounced like how you wrote it laɪvz:) , the plural of life , laɪf
i have no clue: no tengo ni idea. person 1: where ’s sarah? person 2: i have no clue.	Person 1: I have no clue. Person 2: No tengo idea dónde está Sarah.
how about if you and i, me and you bailamos bachata!;) that song tho <<<	How about if you and I , <user> and <user> dance Bachata ! ; ) That song though <<<
be careful what you wish forten cuidado con lo que deseasi know u want her gone, but be careful what u wish for cause she may never return	You'd better be careful what you wish for, I know you want her gone but you never know, you might be wishing for her to stay forever because she might never come back.
<user> hhaha con mucho gutso te doy lo que quieras cx, prefieras a los canelos o los tigres xd haha	<user> hhaha with much gutso I'll give you whatever you want cx , do you prefer the canelos or the tigers xd haha
careless mistakes. errores por descuido. try not to make any careless mistakes	Don't make any errores por descuido careless mistakes.
justin me trata como su plato de segunda mesa  like ugh he has a gf !	Justin treats me like his second-class plate  like ugh he has a girlfriend !
fml nomas eso m faltaba!!!!!!!!!!! bad news	fml that's all I was missing!!!!!!!!!!! bad news
ay si! ay si! escucho corridos y tomo buchannan's y me siento bien chingon!!! gtfoh!!!!	Oh please! I listen to narcocoridos and drink Buchanan's whiskey and I feel like such a badass!!! Get out of here!!!
<user> haha all bad y ellos toqan en cualquier de tus paris?	<user> haha do they play in any of your paris too ?
you thought wrong: estabas equivocado/pensaste mal. person 1: i did n’t know i had to pay you back. person 2: well, you thought wrong.	Person 1: You thought wrong. Person 2: You were mistaken/You've got the wrong idea. Person 1: I didn't know I had to pay you back. Person 2: Well, estabas equivocado.
we are not locals, do you know of a good restaurant around here? (do you know of, no olvidar el of)	We are not locals, ¿conoce un buen restaurante por aquí?
<user> oh my.. lol i love this pic!!!  you look so mysterious! o.o ur eyes make me feel so.. idk but te ves bien hermosa prima ^.^	<user> oh my.. lol i love this pic !!! you look so mysterious ! o.o your eyes make me feel so .. i don't know , but te ves bien hermosa prima ^.^
<user> en serio lol idk i mean if i text you at this time i excpect a reply around the same time que no?	<user> Seriously lol idk , I mean , if I text you at this time I expect a reply around the same time , right ?
<user> haha pero hay unas que se exageran like sick status	<user> haha but some people overdo it like crazy status
<user> <user> fuck you pues no te voy a decir cuando lo aga ya nomas vas a ver cuando diga campeon & diana are now friends	"<user> <user> fuck you well , I'm not telling you when I'm doing it , you'll just have to wait and see when I say "" champion "" ."
<user> pues you invited me to go chill but idk i wasnt really feeling it today.. mensa invita a tu boo	<user> well you invited me to hang out but I don't know , I wasn't really feeling it today .. go ahead and invite your boo .
when the dust settles: cuando pase la tormenta/when the dust settles & emotions aren't running high, we can make a decision about the divorce	when the dust settles: when the storm passes and emotions aren't high , we can make a rational decision about the divorce .
<user> girl bente pa la casa.. ya t abia dicho chingao! nomas k te dije k mas tarde cuz ahorita estoy con mis nieces!	<user> come over to the house , girl ! i told you already damn it ! i just said later cuz i'm with my nieces right now !
<user> its leon not pachuca.. pachuca no llega ni a la liguilla	<user> it's Leon , not Pachuca . Pachuca wouldn't even make it to the semi-finals .
<user> ahh really pos que tiene we should go but not today	<user> ahh really what does it have we should go but not today
get back on your feet: algo así como recuperarse i will go back to work as soon as i get back on my feet	get back on your feet: algo así como volver a ponerse en pie  , iré a trabajar en cuanto me recupere
de la película pulp fiction: busboys? some wetback getting paid a dollar-fifty an hour, really give a f@*k you're stealing from the owner?	"Is it from the movie Pulp Fiction: ""Busboys? Some wetback making minimum wage, really gives a f*ck if you're stealing from the owner?"""
you told me not to: (presta atención a la forma gram)you told me not to get you anything so i did n’t.	You told me not to: (listen to the gram form) you said not to get you anything so I didn't.
i seriously have no life rn  nombre pos ontan todos que se me pierden	I seriously have no life rn damn it , all the names that I know disappear .
cut her loose: quedar libre now that we know of her attempt to steal from our business, it ’s time to cut her loose.	Now that we know of her attempt to steal from our business, it's time to dejarla ir/sueltA.
nunca me arrepiento de lo k ago aun k aya sido un error, at the end of the day its what i wanted.	I never regret what I do even if it was a mistake, at the end of the day it's what I wanted.
come up: varias cosas una es aparecer i need to pay off my ticket, but i ’m broke. how am i going to come up with the money?	come up: various things one is to appear I need to pay off my ticket , but I'm broke . How the hell am I going to come up with the money ?
when i was talking to a guy & my brother pulled me away  pinche jealous brother que tengo !	When I was talking to a guy my brother pulled me away, damned jealous brother that I have!
y si la vez dile que ya ni me acuerdo de ellaaaa... mannn i miss aliados de la sierra...	And if you see her tell her I don't even remember her anymore... mannn I miss aliados de la sierra...
<user> ba you sounded lk my sister!! :d its alright no te enseles aprende k ay k compartir.. lmao	<user> ba you sounded like my sister !! : d it 's okay , don't get mad , there's got to be sharing .. lmao
<user> lol that's a new one, a que sabe?	<user> lol that's a new one, what's it taste like?
<user> <user> thats what i said ya ni invita -_-	<user> <user> that's what I said doesn't even invite -_-
<user> lmao maybe , tbh i cann't pick just one state cuz cada quien tiene sus premios lmao xd	<user> lmao maybe , to be honest I can't choose just one state because cada uno tiene sus cosas buenas . lmao xd
my sisters always make fun of me, disen k ya ay kede!! lol	My sisters always make fun of me, they say I'm such a kid ! lol
only child. hijo único person 1: do you have any brothers or sisters? person 2: no, i ’m the only child.	Person 1: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Person 2: No, I'm an only child.
<user> <user> lmfaoo shit idk  pero encuentren ride  osea we've been planning this all week	<user> <user> lmfaoo I have no idea but find a ride yo , we've been planning this all week .
i told you so: te lo dije. el so hace falta para algunas frases, como person 1: my boyfriend is n’t as good as i thought. p2: i told you so	Person 1: My boyfriend isn't as good as I thought. Person 2: I told you so , the 'so' is necessary for some phrases .
<user> <user> va estar acariciando a la vaca diciendole k la ama y she's so glad she has a friend like her y la cow va estar	<user> <user> will be petting the cow telling it how much she loves it and she's so glad she has a friend like her
what are you running from: de qué huyes? what is it that you ’re so scared of? what are you running from? your past? your fears?	Are you running from de huyes? ¿De qué tienes miedo? ¿Del pasado? ¿De tus miedos?
<user> al estilo de rancho, bien movido y hasta el suelo, damn  lol >>>>>	<user> ranch-style, all shaken up and down to the ground , damn  lol >>>>>
praise the lord: alabado sea el señor. person 1: hey i got a raise at work. person 2: praise the lord! i ’m so proud of you!	Praise the Lord: Praised be the Lord. Person 1: Hey I got a raise at work. Person 2: Hallelujah! I'm so proud of you!
dress up: vestirse elegante. are you going to dress up for dinner tonight?	"""Dress up"" is ""vestir elegante."" Are you going to dress elegant for dinner tonight?"
a dormir se a dicho! 1st day of work mañana... we'll see how it goes tomorrow! i'm nervous!	Off to bed! First day of work tomorrow ... let's see how it goes, I'm nervous!
rain or shine: llueva, truene o relampaguee. i will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.	It will always love you unconditionally, no matter the weather; rain, thunder or lightning.
back when i was worry free cada viernes ayi estabamos to2 los inkietosabandonados! ayi abajito dl escenario con djliz! pistiando 2 her mix's	Back when I was worry free every Friday there we were the two squirreled away abandoned ones! Down below the stage with DJ Liz! Shaking it to her mixes!
i was framed: yo soy inocente, pero alguien ideó eventos con el fin de incriminarme falsamente. i did n’t commit the crime, i was framed.	I was framed: I am innocent, but someone plotted events to falsely incriminate me. I didn't commit the crime, they set me up.
<user> no pos wow! haha like i care.. im just stating it will be diff	<user> well , it's not like i care anyway . i'm just saying it'll be different .
la vida te esta cobrando to'o lo k me hisiste	Life's charging you back for all the shit you did to me.
so far so good: hasta aquí todo bien i ’ve already made all the reservations and packed all the bags, so far so good.	So far so good: hasta aquí todo bien I've made all the reservations and packed all the suitcases already.
do you know of a bar that is walking distance from here? (walking distance, simple pero algunas veces no encontramos la frase exacta)	Do you know of a bar that is a stone's throw away? (stone's throw away, simple but we don't always find the exact phrase)
<user> pendejo no me creo!! pero guapo soy lmao, chales let's go get nachos from alberto's!!	<user> damn it! i don't believe you !! but i am handsom ,let's go get nachos from alberto's !!
you are so (12), how can you tell the child that she is (13)(12: mezquino) (13: fea)	You are so stingy , how can you tell the child that she is ugly ?
<user> en la madrugada o en la tarde? i need to add more classes but everything is packed af	<user> At dawn or in the afternoon ? I need to add more classes but everything is so crowded .
<user> ambas frases estan bien, keep it up:)	<user> both sentences are fine , keep it up:)
<user> uhh tu t lo pierdes.. lol jk	<user> you're the one missing out .. lol just kidding
firme ass workout with the primo <user>	Hardcore workout with the cousin <user>
it dawned upon me: caer en cuenta. then it dawned upon me that i was actually going to have the job.	It finally hit me: I realized I was actually getting the job.
onto something: estar tras algo. nick has been acting a little strange lately, i think he ’s onto something.	Nick has been acting a little strange lately , I think he's detrás de algo .
stuff one ’s face: comer mucho. i ’m so hungry, i ’m going to stuff my face with pizza when i get home.	I'm so hungry, I'm going to eat a lot of pizza when I get home.
<user> that's beyond stupid.. that shit is outta there 1. es una mocosa 2. a teddybear? really? 3. i hope the bitch get aids lmao	<user> that's beyond stupid .. that shit is wack 1 . ella es una niñita 2 . ¿un oso de peluche ? en serio ? 3 . ojalá esa perra se muera del SIDA jaja
lil more curve y mocos	A little more snot and curves.
get down to business: algo así como vamos al grano. enough joking around, we have a lot of work to do. let ’s get down to business.	Get down to business: Something like let's cut to the chase . Enough fooling around , we have a lot of real work to do . Let's get down to business .
can you tell me who she is. tendemos a decirlo incorrectamente: can you tell me who is she. hope this helps:)	Can you tell me quién es ella . Tendemos a decirlo incorrectamente : Can you tell me who is she . Espero que esto ayude 🙂
turn a blind eye to: hacerse el loco con. violence is bad, we shouldn't turn a blind eye to it	violence is bad, we shouldn't make a monkey out of it .
<user> yess i do pero tu no.	<user> yess I do but you don't.
out of my pocket: lo pago de mi bolsillo. i ’m paying for my daughter ’s college straight out of my pocket, no loans or anything.	out of my pocket: I pay for it from my own pocket money. I’m making my daughter’s college payments directly from my pocket, no loans or anything like that.
when girls arch their backs 2 make their booty look big.. <<< no buenooo!!! take yo ol 'flat saggy pancake no booty havin ass somewhere else	when girls arch su espaldas to make su trasero look big .. <<< no buenooo ! Take your old flat flabby flat no booty having ass somewhere else .
& then my mom wouldn't like her cause she's not my boo! & my sister would rat me out too!!! segun muy best cuñadas ellas! lol	"""And then my mom wouldn't like her because she's not my boyfriend! And my sister would tell on me too!!! According to them , they're my best sister-in-laws ! Lol"""
break even: cubrir gastos básicos. his business barely managed to break even. i didn't have anyone to play with	break even: cubrir gastos básicos. su negocio apenas pudo cubrir gastos básicos. no tenía nadie para jugar conmigo.
<user> loco por ti   haha no shit  i ment like during the day, have a cheat week	<user> crazy about you haha for real  i meant like during the day , have a cheat week
reminds me: me recuerda (he visto que tenemos problemas con este verbo y algunas veces decimos remember) the baby reminds me of grandma.	The baby reminds me of grandma. (She) really looks like her.
<user> ehh nothing much ya casi no salgo.. lol miracle i know y tu?	<user> ehh not much these days , I rarely go out .. lol it's a miracle I know , and you ?
<user> <user> te consigo date no bs (;?	<user> I can get you a date , no bullshit .
<user>: i seriously cannot wait until pollo campero opens up  my nigga!!! yo voy a campar pa ser el primero en probar el chikin	<user>: I seriously cannot wait until pollo campero opens up my guy!!! I'm gonna camp out to be the first one to try the chicken
mira que cochino con este número u firme tho	Look how dirty this number is , but it's so firm tho .
<user> yesss bailando al son de la tambora y k mueva bien las caderas como si estuviera bailando kebradita.. makes me melt ;d  >>>>	<user> yesss dancing to the sound of the drum , and if she moves her hips well while dancing the kebradita .. makes me melt ; d
shameless: sin vergüenza she is completely shameless, she does n’t care who she has to step on as long as she gets what she wants.	shameless: She doesn't have any shame , she doesn't care about who she has to trample to get what she wants .
flat out: (muy usado) algo asi como rotundamente. hiding stuff is one thing, but you are flat out lying!	Flat out: (very used) something like utterly. Hiding stuff is one thing, but you are downright lying!
<user> seat warmers  orita van a tar back to normal	<user> the heaters are about to go back to normal
the guy: no es que no te kiera dar ride it's just that you live so far me:  plz no me kiero kedar aki lol that shit was funny	the guy: it's not that i don't want to give you a ride , it's just that you live so far away . me: please , i really don't want to stay here lol that conversation was funny .
<user> pero fakk emmm no son shiettt los demas a toda madre!!! well at least in my fam lol pero you know idgaf yo le doy mi mano a	<user> but fuck them!!! the others are so cool though!!! well at least in my fam lol but you know idc I'll shake hands with
<user> <user> only if you put me on instagramski and make me famous.... oiesaaaa pinche mamadaaa	<user> <user> only if you put me on instagramski and make me freaking famous... damn it's so annoying!
<user> lechuga ravanos revanadas de jitomate lo que te da la gana  lmao, i still enjoy <user> more than anything tho	<user> lettuce , radish , tomato slices whatever the fuck you want lmao , but i still enjoy <user> 's company more than anything though .
<user> nada malo  me fui con la i sus primos to chill i ay encontre da love of my life  lol	<user> nothing bad just went with i and her cousins to hang out and that's where I found the love of my life lol
<user> <user> hells yea el tambien (;   ️	<user> <user> hells yea he too (;   🔥
step aside: hacerse a un lado. step aside please, police coming through.	Make way: Move aside. Make way please, the police are coming through.
got a firme ass workout in with this seca <user>	I got a killer workout in with this badass <user>
<user> all late!!!! make a sandwich mas mejor lol	<user> so damn late!!! make a sandwich even better lol
<user> aver si no te hecho la sal lol oops! (;	<user> let's see if I didn't spill the salt lol oops ! (;
blink of an eye: en un abrir y cerrar de ojos (no es in an open and close the eyes:) i saw her but in the blink of an eye she was gone.	In the blink of an eye: en un abrir y cerrar de ojos , she disappeared into thin air .
<user> lmao tu i tus mamadas	<user> lmao you and your shit .
pout: hacer pucheros/mala cara my son will pout and cry for a piece of candy.	"""My son will make a sad face and cry for a piece of candy."""
vice, cielo or glorias this weekend? cuz i havent gone out in about 3 weeks..	Vice, darling or glorias this weekend ? because I haven't gone out in ages ..
got a nice workout en la tarde	got a nice workout in the tarde
<user> you always give good advices, i hope u take em yourself too!! glad to hear from you menso, como as estado?	<user> you always give good advice , hope you actually follow them yourself too !! good to hear from you moron , how have you been ?
not out of the woods yet: no he salido del problema todavía our sales went up last month, but the company is not out of the woods yet.	We're not out of the woods yet: No hemos salido del bosque todavía. Las ventas aumentaron el mes pasado, pero la empresa no está fuera de peligro aún.
<user> haha for reals.. its my drug.. nah pero it gets me hyper! -.- idk why? i think is the sweet tea.. lol toy bn loca!	<user> haha for real , it's my drug ... nah but it makes me hyper ! -.- i have no idea why ? i think it's the sweet tea .. lol i'm going crazy !
<user> si, es normal, pero toca de a uno, espero no desanimarte a mi me parecio casi imposible, pero..., one step at a time:)	<user> yeah , it's normal , but we have to do it one by one , I hope I'm not discouraging you , it seemed almost impossible to me too , but... baby steps ! :)
yo no fui mcm de nadie fml... mejor me voy a comer unos tacos pa quitarme lo awitado :( lol jk	I wasn't anyone's man crush monday fml ... I'd better go eat some tacos to cheer myself up :( lol jk
be very hard on someone: tratar a alguien con dureza. don't be too hard on the boy he's too young to know that he was doing wrong.	Don't be too duro con el niño , es demasiado joven para saber que estaba mal .
<user> it's your instinct lol either that o te va pegar chorro	<user> it's your instinct lol or you're gonna get hit hard
hooking me up: varias cosas, una “conectar ” thanks for hooking me up with my job	Hooking me up: varias cosas, una “conectar ” gracias por presentarme con mi trabajo
go through the motions: hacer algo sin interés/interés bill has no real passion in life, he just goes through the motions day to day.	go through the motions: hacer las cosas por hacer sin entusiasmo/pasión Bill no tiene una pasión real en la vida , solo pasa por las cosas día a día .
he is on the run: está huyendo. police man: our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he ’s on the run.	He is on the run: He's fleeing. Police man: Our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he's on the run.
go both ways (3): ser homosexual. person 1: mary has a girlfriend. person 2: a girlfriend? person 1: yes, she goes both ways.	Go both ways (3): ser bisexual. Persona 1: Mary tiene una novia. Persona 2: ¡Novia! ¿En serio? Persona 1: Sí, es bisexual.
<user> <user> <user> shit yall better put up yalls money cause my ass graduated last year a mi no me toca!	<user> <user> <user> shit y'all better put out your money cause my ass graduated last year it's not my turn!
<user> lol foreals huh idk a mi me gusta cuando llueve!!! haha	<user> lol for real though idk I love it when it rains!!! haha
how dare you: cómo te atreves? you ate my ice cream? how dare you?	How dare you: Cómo os atrevéis? You ate my ice cream? How dare you?
lightweight: persona que se emborracha fácilmente. i get drunk off only three beers, i ’m a lightweight.	Lightweight is someone who gets drunk easily. Three beers are enough to get me wasted, I'm a lightweight.
careless mistake: error por descuido i did the reports correctly, but just made a few careless mistakes.	"The phrase in English is: ""careless mistake: error por descuido, I did the reports correctly, but just made a few mistakes por descuido."""
los invasores >> y arriva el norte!! como extraño all those summers in monterrey!!!	the invaders >> and the north arrives ! how i miss all those summers in monterrey !
slippery slope: algo así como bola de nieve (que lleva a algo peor). some people believe that euthanasia is the slippery slope to murder.	Slippery slope: something like a snowball (that leads to something worse). Some people believe that euthanasia is a gateway to murder.
we ’re done: ya terminamos mucho más usado que finish. we ’re done talking, this conversation is over.	We're done: We have finished talking, this conversation is over.
just a thought: es solo una idea (mi opinión) i think we should n’t spend that money on that project, just a thought.	Just a thought: It's only an idea (my opinion) in my opinion we shouldn't spend money on that project, just a thought.
<user> eske mi troca es mi bebe!!!  that's my girl, sin ella no'stoy agusto! she completes me! she's my all  & no es celosa jeje ;d	<user> my truck is my baby ! without her i'm not comfortable ! she completes me ! she's my everything & she's not jealous either haha ;d
all of a sudden: de repente i was just walking my dog when all of a sudden i saw a strange object in the sky.	De repente estaba caminando a mi perro cuando de repente vi un objeto extraño en el cielo.
holy snap im falling asleep and im not even half way done :/ no bueno.. i hate reading. -__- procrastinationatitsbest	Holy snap , I'm falling asleep and I'm not even halfway done :/ No bueno .. I hate reading . Procrastination at its finest !
fuck this el que sigue (:!	fuck this next one up (:!
ya me kiero ir so where is my dad   ️	I want to leave already so where's my dad   ?
<user> lol are ypu being a lowlife o eres de uso?	<user> lol are you being a scumbag or what?
y como te dije chikitin <user> mac beat aldine nomas 3 zero skunk	And as I told you, little one <user> Mac just beat Aldine 3 - 0 .
<user> dihhh little bitch ass car sick pussy repelant, get a honda or a nissa foo something que te va durar	<user> damn little bitch-ass car is sick, get a Honda or a Nissan something that will actually last you.
ya ima go to sleep  que pasen buenas noches sueñan conmigo haha	"""I'm going to sleep now. Have a good night y'all , dream about me haha"""
<user> ah ya la veo, no vuelvo a contestar sin lentes, porq no es q tenga buena ortografía sino q uso corrector, no la vi:) thanks a lot	<user> ah I see her now , I won't reply without my glasses on , because it's not that I have good spelling , I use a corrector . I didn't see it :) thanks a lot .
<user> lmao i know  we suck  mejor que nos vengan a ver ellos so we know it's real cx	<user> lmao i know we're trash  better they come and watch us so we know it's real cx
can someone go to the movies with me today?... no okay acavo ni te keria	Can someone go to the movies with me today?... No? Okay, I didn't even want to go with you.
go both ways (1): tiene ventajas y desventajas. the new system works both ways, we'll improve our business but we'll lose some great workers	The new system works both ways , it's a double-edged sword , we'll improve our business but we'll lose some great employees .
theres a bachata version of el perdedor... lawrrd bless enrique iglesias hes the best	There's a bachata version of el perdedor ... Lord God bless Enrique Iglesias he's the best
to full on barba cerrada	Shaved beard.
no pos si truth hurts.	Well , if that's the case , truth hurts .
<user> lol no digs mas antes que me tumbe todo lmao	<user> lol don't say more or I'll knock everything over lmao
he is on the run: está huyendo. police man: our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he ’s on the run.	He is on the run: He's running away. Police man: Our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he's running away.
i know you are (16) but be (17), you never know (16: valiente) (17: cauteloso)	I know you're sixteen but be seventeen , you never know , brave or cautious .
fill in for: reemplazar a alguien. i ’m feeling sick, i ’ll ask laura to fill in for me tomorrow.	I'm feeling sick , I'll ask Laura to replace me tomorrow .
anywhere but here. en cualquier lugar menos aquí. i ’d rather be anywhere but here.	I'd rather be anywhere but here. en cualquier lugar que no sea aquí.
<user> thats good im glad to hear that! ps ya asta la crystal paro creo... ya todos son bien santitos ahora!! kien los biera haha	<user> That's good , I'm glad to hear that ! PS Even Crystal stopped , I think ... Everyone's being all holy now !! Who would've thought haha .
bear with me: aguantame un momento por favor. bear with me guys, this lesson may take a while.	Give me a moment, please. Bear with me guys, this lesson may take a while.
omg los corridos de mi dad  anda con puro durango el	omg my dad's corridos are all about Durango
<user> no lol college , el este de los angeles	<user> no lol college , the east side of los angeles
porque no pudo ser some other week!! thats just great..	why couldn't it be some other week !! that's just fantastic ..
something ’s wrong with that picture: algo está mal con esta situación he ’s never home to see his kids? something ’s wrong with that picture.	That's not right! Something's off about that situation. He's never around to see his kids. That's not right!
<user> pero si digo english con la i nuestra los muchachos me dicen que tengo acento, o sea si es la the it, i hope it helps:)	"<user> but if I say English with our ""i"" , the boys tell me I have an accent , so if it's the it , it helps:)"
<user> idk i was free lol, i just came back baby girl i'm all burned out haha, wyd on ur birthday? te quiero ver mujer !!!	<user> idk i was free lol, i just came back baby girl i'm all burned out haha, what's up on your birthday ? i want to see you woman !!!
que me castigue dios pero contigo aww how cute:)	May God punish me but with you aww how cute :)
<user> k paso k pasooo primo se k estamos a dieta pero no mancheee haha! hope u & <user> c esten divirtiendo w/ the vid! salu2	<user> what happened , dude ? we 're on a diet , but come on haha ! hope you & <user> are enjoying the video ! cheers !
que bonito es lo bonito!! y k se awuiten los feos :d lol	How beautiful is beauty itself!! Let the ugly people shut up :D lol
adios toluca!!!!! maybe next year! :d haha america > toluca	Goodbye Toluca!!!! Maybe next year! :d haha America > Toluca
<user> yeah i'm down after class lol i'll hit you up manana:), no cardio tho lol	<user> yeah i'm down after class lol , i'll text you tomorrow:) , no exercise tho lol
my mom was trying to act like a chola in the store  i was like just stop	My mom was trying to act all chola-like in the store, I was like “just stop”
game changer. algo así como que cambia las reglas de juego. cvs decision to stop selling cigarettes is a game-changer for that market	Game changer. Something like a rule-changing move . CVS's decision to stop selling cigarettes is a game-changer in that market .
let ’s knock it out: varias cosas una hacer algo en abundancia we have lots of work to do, let ’s knock it out now so that later we can relax.	Let's knock it out: Hagamos muchas cosas con eficiencia, we have lots of work to do, let's get it done now so we can relax later.
pues ya good night	well then good night
don't be too harsh on her: no seas muy duro. this is her first game, do n’t be too harsh on her.	Don't be too hard on her: no seas demasiado cruel . Es su primer juego , no la trates con tanta dureza .
"""what is your address so i can look it up on my phone? (""""look it up"""" en lugar de """"search"""")"""	"""What's your address so I can look it up on my phone?"""
well put: bien dicho. well put kassandra, that was a very good point.	Well put: Bien dicho, Kassandra, that was a very good point.
work at: trabajar duro en algo. some people dream of success... while others wake up and work at it. ~ author unknown	Work hard at: working hard on something . Some people dream of success , others wake up and work hard at it . ~ Author unknown
tenia wedgie y cameltoe at the same dam time	I had a wedgie and a camel toe at the same damn time.
<user> un niño de dos años aprende a decir, estoy cansado, sin sber que está usando el to be, sorry, i didn't help much...	<user> a two-year-old child learns to say, 'I'm tired', without knowing that they're using the to be verb , sorry , i didn't help much ...
freaky: que da miedo/extraño/excéntrico. it was freaky the way that guy had his tongue split down the middle.	"The phrase in English would be: ""It was creepy/strange/weird the way that guy had his tongue split down the middle."""
she used to make me my own meal whenever she made something i didn't eat ora ni madres ya no me quiere	She used to make me my own meal whenever she made something I didn't like now she doesn't even care about me.
<user> cuz you gotta have my back que no  lol	<user> cuz you gotta have my back que no  lol (no changes necessary)
praise the lordalabado sea el señor. person 1: hey i got a raise at work. person 2: praise the lord! i ’m so proud of you!	Person 1: Hey I got a raise at work. Person 2: Hallelujah! I'm so proud of you!
buen dia mi gente! ya listos for the new year!!!:)	Good morning my people! Are you ready for the new year!!!:)
doesn't do justice: no le favorece that dress does n’t do her figure justice. (tiene buena figura pero el vestido no lo deja ver, muy usado)	doesn't make her figure look good
<user> eske you be with your friends i no kiero molestar	<user> is it because you're with your friends i don't wanna bother you
<user> well clearly madrid is not the best.. pero ya beremos!!	<user> well clearly madrid is not the best.. but we'll see !
<user> lmao you have to move the cordon a certain way or else no pasa el corriente ?	<user> lmao you have to move the switch a certain way or else la corriente no pasa ?
buen dia a toa la gente bonita y a los feos tmb :d lol... have a blessed day!	good morning to all the beautiful people and the ugly ones too :d lol ... have a blessed day!
do n’t let me down: no me falles. please do n’t let me down this time	Don't let me down: don't fall short this time.
"""one size fits all: algo así como """"talla única"""""""	"""one size fits all"" is like a ""unext size"""
<user> he lives (tercera persona to live) our lives plural life, espero que esto si aclare, no había caído en cuenta de la duda:) sorry	<user> he lives our lives third person singular life, I hope this clears it up, I hadn't realized the doubt:) sorry
ya se le pego lo fake... ewww fake fake fakeeee no bueno... borrese pa'yaaaa	It's already become fake... ewww fake fake fakeeee no good... delete it over there!
stay home mom: una forma familiar de decir ama de casa. ever since evan was born, she became a stay at home mom.	"""stay home mom"": a colloquial way to say ""homemaker."" Ever since Evan was born, she became a housewife."
<user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> gracias primo! (: d nada! enjoy ur day off	<user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> thank you cousin ! (: you're welcome ! hope you enjoy your day off !
what are you up to?: ¿qué te traes entre manos? it was incomprehensible! whas was god up to? de la película amadeus	what are you up to?: ¿qué planes tienes? it was incomprehensible! what the hell was God thinking? from the movie Amadeus
<user> ahhh es q nunca usaría esta expresión, perfect ty!	<user> ahhh I would never say this out loud, perfect ty!
outrageous: varias cosas: indignante/exorbitante that ’s an outrageous amount of money! that ’s an outrageous remark.	Outrageous: varias cosas son indignantes o excesivas ¡Esa es una cantidad exagerada de dinero! Ese comentario es indignante.
<user> cann't help but = no lo puedo evitar:)	<user> can't help but :)
<user> wood madera en estado natural (antes de cortar el árbol) timber madera procesada (después de cortar) pero hay otras definiciones:)	<user> wood is natural state timber (before the tree is cut) processed wood (after cutting) but there are other definitions:)
<user> no te creas lol, u enjoy cardio lol?	<user> Don't kid yourself lol, do you actually enjoy cardio lol?
<user> haha no te creas , lets go eat some mariscos jasmine ?	<user> haha don't believe me , let's go eat some seafood jasmine ?
i ’m in a hurry: estoy de afán. i ’m in a hurry so i can only talk for a little.	I'm in a rush , so I can only talk for a bit .
these dumb mf's drinking outside my house... <<< mokosos pendejos si no aguantan no le entren... -.-	These dumb motherfuckers drinking outside my house... Don't drink if you can't handle it, guys... -.-
<user> lol oh si oh si lets go with what you said  pues	<user> lol yes let's go with what you said ah yes , let's do that !
<user> ahh una aproximación i don't need an exact number. a ballpark figure will do.:)	<user> ahh una aproximación , roughly an estimate will do .
sleep on it: figurativamente significa pensar algo mejor. i know buying a house is a big decision, why do n’t you sleep on it?	Sleep on it: figuratively means to think about it better. I know buying a house is a big decision, why don't you sleep on it tonight?
<user> expresión, ya es un poco tarde para eso. they have finally decided to put some money into research but it's too little, too late	<user> It's a bit late for that now. They have finally decided to put some money into research but it's too little too late.
borussia has about six players out on injury ora este	Borussia has about six players out with injuries right now or something like that.
<user> 5.1? let me holla lmaoo	<user> 5.1? let me call them lmaoo
<user> pues claro es puro no tiene corte, damm if anything they'll think your making meth lmao xd	<user> of course it's straight up , damn if anything they'll think you're cooking meth lmao xd
slaughter: otra para slaughter matar para comer. wild horse protection advocates say they have successfully saved dozens of free-roaming hor	Another one for the slaughter to eat. Wild horse protection advocates say they have successfully saved dozens of roaming horses from being sent to slaughter.
mom: que le vas a dar al novio pa valentines me: does it look like i have a bf  her: umm yo que te iva llevar orita a la tienda	mom: what are you getting your boyfriend for valentines me: does it look like i have a bf her: well , i was going to take you to the store right now .
<user> <user> no tanto como yo amor  nadie me hace tan feliz tanto como tu  y no soy beaner soy 'merrikan lol -.- jk	<user> <user> not as much as I do , my love . nobody makes me as happy as you do , and I'm not a beaner , I'm 'merrikan lol -.- jk
pussy: muy, muy vulgar. varias cosas flojo/cobarde. quit being a pussy and get on the ride, it ’s not that scary.	"""Vagina: very, very vulgar . So many things weak / cowardly . Stop being a pussy and get on the ride , it ’s not that scary ."""
"""cuando ellos dicen """"late"""" no dicen leɪt ni leɪ dicen una t """"muda"""", les voy a avisar cuando lo tenga actualizado en la web:)"""	"when they say ""late"" they don't say leɪt or leɪ they say a mute ""t"" , I'll let you know when it's updated on the web:)"
"""i ain't, you ain't es """"reemplazo"""" de i am not you aren't we aren't, es slang hmm no es muy culto no vulgar, i ain't doing that continuará..."""	"""I'm not , you're not is the replacement for I am not , you aren't , we aren't , it's slang , hmm , it's not very cultivated , not vulgar , I'm not doing that ..."""
i had corridos on blast i mi mom me regaño	I was listening to corridos out loud and my mom yelled at me.
"""literalmente """"let me go"""" es déjame ir y """"let go of me"""" es suéltame, aunque let me go se entiende y se usa, let go of me se usa mucho"""	"""Literally, 'let me go' is 'let me depart' and 'let go of me' is 'release me,' although let me go is understood and used, 'let go of me' is used a lot."""
ok yaaa enough duranguense tweets 4 2day a llamarle a mi reina hermosa hija d mi pinshi suegra lol k su voz es lo k me completa mis noches	Ok yeah , that's enough duranguense tweets for today , I'm off to call my beautiful queen , my mother-in-law's gorgeous daughter . LOL , her voice is what completes my nights .
<user> <user> yes y luego nos isimos viejos y cada kien por su camino!.. i miss the bbq's=]	<user> <user> yes and then we grew old and each one went their own way ! I miss the BBQs =]
<user> i want some carnitas y tacos lol idk i wanna eat good!!! lets go to a taco spot or what haha?	<user> I want some carnitas and tacos lol I don't know , I want to eat good !!! Let's go to a taqueria or what haha ?
<user> sea notado lolol, it's easier if you don't give. a'fuck	<user> let it be known lolol , it's easier if you don't give a fuck
<user> <user> ta bueno como pa in bonfire y unas bien heladas cao!!!	<user> <user> that's dope we should have a bonfire and some cold ones!!!
been wanting to hit bunch a lunch desde cuando	I've been wanting to hit up a lot of lunches for a while now.
i rushed into: me apresuré a. i rushed into marriage now i am regretting it. what should i do?	I rushed into: Me apresuré a casarme y ahora me arrepiento. ¿Qué hago?
<user> it's jonnyy not johnny  & pos le future novio hopefully  pal summer lol cx	<user> it's jonnyy not johnny and well , his future boyfriend hopefully . For the summer lol cx
"""play tricks on: algo así como """"bromear"""" do n’t play those tricks on me, you know i always fall for them!"""	"""play tricks on: something like """"joke"""" don't play those jokes on me, you know I always fall for them!"""
<user> lmao omfgahhhh enserio cres eso , por que fumo bastante? y eso que tiene que ver haha!!!!	<user> lmao omg seriously , do you think that's true ? What does smoking have to do with anything haha !?
i'm so cold that i'm shaking de pies a cabeza	I'm so cold from head to toe that I'm shaking .
<user> ahhh es q work ahi no es verbo, es sustantivo, y no esta incompleta, i leave work at 6 pm. can i leave work early?	"<user> ahhh it's just that ""work"" here is a noun, not a verb , and the sentence isn't incomplete either . I leave work at 6 pm . Can I get off work early ?"
up until today: hasta el día de hoy (pero hoy si). i had never gotten pulled over up until today.	up until today: until this day (but today yes). I had never gotten stopped until this day.
last night yo con el i tu con ella... when it's supposed to be us 2 together	Last night me with him and you with her . When it's supposed to be both of us together .
im exhausted.. its been a really long day! a dormir.	I'm exhausted . It's been a really long day ! Off to sleep .
dozing off: quedarse dormido. pay attention and quit dozing off.	Falling asleep: stay asleep . Keep your eyes open and stop falling asleep .
doesn't do justice: no le favorece that dress does n’t do her figure justice. (tiene buena figura pero el vestido no lo deja ver, muy usado)	doesn't make her figure look good
<user> de nada frutada , can i visit you tonite? i'm free all day haha	<user> no problem fruity , can i come over tonight ? i'm free all night haha
<user> you've been knowing that tho lmao , that's firme!! sick fortunada haaha	<user> you've known that though , that's for real !! lucky bitch haaha
<user> lol si te la creo lol, i like los tiros peck jaja	<user> lol I believe you lol , I like the Peck shots haha
do n’t settle for less: no te conformes con menos. yes, you can understand like a native speaker, you do n’t have to settle for less.	Don't settle for less: Don't conform to less than you deserve. Yes, you can understand like a native speaker, you don't have to settle for less.
<user> i know i need to explain it, i haven't had time though:) ~ si lo tengo muy prometido, lo tengo en mi lista:]	<user> I know I need to explain it , I haven't had the time though:) ~ If it's very promised , it's on my list :]
<user> today kerian ir al park pero next weekend one of the guys es chambelan so ay nos vamos pa palacios  lol cx	<user> they wanted to go to the park today but next weekend one of the guys is a groomsman so we're going to palacios lol cx
lol no me gusta que me anden cuidando! ni k fuera chamakito d kinder! -.-	lol I don't like it when they treat me like a kid who needs supervision ! As if I were a kindergartener ! - . -
siempre vas a ser mi mejor amiga aunque ya casi ni nos veamos! love uuuuuu	You will always be my best friend even though we barely see each other anymore ! Love uuuuuu
"""by <user> """" preparándome para hacer el mejor show para ustedes!! …"""	"""by <user> """" getting ready to put on the best show for you all!! …"""
keep calm and enjoy your  gypsy summer  - blusa chiffon amarrada b&w	Keep calm and enjoy your gipsy summer - tied chiffon blouse b&w
ajaj final épico <user> después te toca el god of war ascensión!	Epic ending <user> now it's your turn with God of War Ascension!
que bonito!!! xd | 4 vs 4 | rocket league:  vía <user>	"""How beautiful!!! xd | 4 vs 4 | rocket league: via <user>"""
agregué un video a una lista de reproducción de <user>  lucky island | la partida más épica del mundo!! |	I added a video to <user>'s playlist  lucky island | the most epic game ever!! |
hoy toca ir a grabar el videoclip de assassins creed syndicate! para subirlo lo antes posible!...  i  ️ rap!	Today we're filming the music video for Assassins Creed Syndicate ! To upload it as soon as possible ! ... I love rap !
<user> <user> gooshh siii  we need to do this more often jeezus. ahora que tenemos una nueva legal podemos hacer trambos	<user> <user> gooshh yes we really need to do this more often omg . now that we have a new legal one we can do both ( English : trambos ) .
buenos dias zombers! una foto con mi gorra del black ops 3! ya sabeis que me podeis seguir en …	Good morning zombers ! A picture with my Black Ops 3 hat ! You know you can follow me on …
<user>: blacked out audi r8!  ohh yezus! yass que hermosura:)	<user>: Blacked out Audi R8! Ohh, snap! Yes, beauty:)
soy penoso en mi entrenamineto!! | campaña ep. 2 | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	I'm so bad at my training!! | campaign ep . 2 | cod black ops 3: via <user>
<user> es un wiper jajajajaja relax eso no es na, con uno sobrevives	<user> it's a wiper haha relax that's nothing , with one you survive
me dio tanta pena por él. ojala y el se acabe. he was just a kid que queria mostrar sus inventos.	I felt so sorry for him . I hope he's doing well by now . He was just a kid who wanted to show his inventions .
<user> perfecto, nuestros planes more everything incluyen datos, usted tiene el control de cuantos gigabytes elegir. ¿qué le parece? ~ mh	<user> perfect , our plans more everything include data , you're in control of how many gigabytes to choose . what's your take on that ? ~ mh
sabado de open house en te espero 777 nw 72 avenida suit 1052 double tree …	Saturday open house at 777 NW 72nd Avenue , suite 1052 , double tree ...
rt <user>: look of the day for video shoots at la romana, thanks <user>! @ la romana, republica …  …	RT <user>: Today's look for video shoots at La Romana , thanks <user> ! @ La Romana , Dominican Republic ...
rt <user>: “<user>: esto me sigue arruinando la vida  ” dat would be awesome tho	"RT <user>: ""<user>: This keeps ruining my life"" That would be awesome though."
rt <user>: yo no sé ustedes pero yo le veo los cachetes a morgan freeman y me dan munchies de chips ahoy.	RT <user>: I don't know about you guys but every time I see Morgan Freeman's cheeks I get the munchies for Chips Ahoy cookies.
shoutout a <user> por prestarme 1984.	Shoutout to <user> for letting me borrow 1984.
la edad no importa? so esta bien salir con alguien de 60 años? nottt	Does age not matter ? Is it okay to date someone who's 60 ? Not .
<user> felicidades hun. espero que la pases bien, love you	<user> congratulations hun . i hope you have a great time , love you
hoy en trademark metals recycling en opa locka. pasar por aqui para que ganes mucho …	Today at Trademark Metals Recycling in Opa Locka . Come by so you can make big bucks …
monster kill la épic partida!!! | multijugador | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	Monster kill the epic game!!! | multiplayer | cod black ops 3:  via <user>
empezó la fiesta!!!!! happy friday familia <user> <user> <user> …	The party's started!! Happy Friday family <user> <user> <user> ...
o quizás unos nachos de happy bowls	or maybe some happy bowls nachos
<user>: seriously  l i t e r a l :')	<user>: en serio literal :')
<user> same shit te están pichando anyways, no?	<user> same shit they're screwing you over anyways , no ?
tribal soul short  $14.90 tus pedidos realizalos al 096.880.7384	Tribal soul shorts $14.90 place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384
"""rt <user>: <user> te acabo de ver en """"hit the road"""" y sales preciosa"""	"""Real talk, <user>: <user> I just saw you on 'Hit the Road' and you look gorgeous"""
el super dream team con arene! ^^ | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	the super dream team with arene! ^^ | hunger games | minecraft:  via <user>
rt <user>: zarcort: desuscribiros del canal de kronno kronno: * si * con la cabeza.... como?!	RT <user>: zarcort: unsubscribe from Kronno's channel Kronno: * nods * how?!
<user> limpiando, lavando marquesinas, la cocina, sala!! what d hell!	<user> cleaning , washing billboards , the kitchen , living room ! what the hell !
<user>: de qué hablan de la uprb? quiero saber! me odio por querer saber :/ scared for life	<user>: what are they talking about at the uprb ? i want to know ! hating myself for wanting to know : / scared for life
<user> true pero a esa hora no se si me ibas a querer buscar duh	<user> true but I don't know if you'd want to pick me up at that hour duh
“<user>:“ <user>: naaaaaquisssss japi veldiiiiii love uuu y que sigas tan chulisnaquis como siempre muak ” tierrudo mil thanks. tqm	“<user>:“ <user>: naaaaaahhhhssssss so happy for youuuuu veluuuuuu love youuu and may you continue being as gorgeous as always muah ” my love thank you sooooo much . I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu .
¿que os parece? :d foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)	What do you think ? : d Foxy vs Sonic . exe | epic battle | Kronno Zomber | ( official music video )
vamos a ponernos serios... rt si quieres conocer parte de mi historia en el tema de fuck fame.	Let's get serious ... RT if you want to know part of my story on the fuck fame topic.
rt <user>: <user> esto fue demasiado pa mi body, los dancings antes del massa!	RT <user>: <user> this was too much for my body , the dances before the massa !
último fin de semana con el 70% off.. el mejor weekend para ir de shopping!	Last weekend with 70% off .. the best weekend to go shopping !
rt <user>: no me des la razón ugh formula un argumento que me lleve la contraria y cállame la boca cabrón. that shit turns me on	RT <user>: Don't give me a reason ugh make an argument that convinces me you're right and shut me up asshole . That shit turns me on
<user> loca mira la última pic de mariela vila y alejandro vila en insta y ríete conmigo pls.	<user> crazy check out the latest pic of Mariela Vila and Alejandro Vila on insta and laugh with me please .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ sabes cuál es el nombre del tema que estamos cantando? si …	<user> with repostapp. .. do you know what's the name of the song we're singing ? if ...
"""by <user> """"los 50 más bellos!! people en español vestido diseñado por <user>"""" via …"""	"""by <user> """"the 50 most beautiful !! people in Español dress designed by <user>"""" via …"""
<user> sii eso es como que frio windy pero nena yo soy tan frio lenta... yo me cojelo con el aire de la escuela so hello i'm dying	<user> yeah that's cold windy but girl i'm so cold slow ... i freeze with the wind at school so hello i'm dying
imagen modeling by la gatita registrate  305 261 2893 innovación es nuestra clave.	Image modeling by the kitty sign up 305 261 2893 innovation is our key.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - simsimi vs cleverbot rap | zarcort y kronno).	I liked a video from <user> <user> ('simsimi vs cleverbot rap | zarcort y kronno).
rt <user>: <user> <user> aprended del master, bitches	Real talk, y'all : <user> <user> <user> learn from the master, bitches .
rt <user>: <user> como el clasico: kronno, antes molabas mas!!! tranquil solo son zombers en conflicto, ya recapasitaran	RT <user>: <user> like the classic: kronno , you used to be cooler !!! chill , they 're just conflicting zombers , they'll come around .
dile hola a la temporada 2016 con tu hindú stamp shirt para realizar tu pedido escribenos al 096.880.7384	Say hi to the 2016 season with your custom stamp shirt . Place your order by writing to 096 . 880 . 7384
blake lively es mi forever crush.	Blake Lively will forever be my crush.
buenos dias chicos y chicas!!! ^^ desayuno y me voy directito a grabar el videoclip de breaking rap!! :d	Good morning guys and girls!!! ^^ having breakfast and then off to shoot the Breaking Rap video!! :d
de mujer a mujer (woman to woman) en palmetto hospital video	From woman to woman at Palmetto Hospital video.
rt <user>: cuando love on top se cambia por picky:	RT <user>: when Love on Top changes to Picky:
rt <user>: gracias a <user> y a <user> loveeee the style!!!!	RT <user>: shout out to <user> and <user> love the style!!!!
“<user>: angie escamilla y luis casco en guarever tudei por soitv. watch it! lo tienen que ver,  ”	“<user>: You guys should watch Angie Escamilla and Luis Casco on Guava Juice today . It's on TV !”
tomorrow sunday at westland mall in hialeah ponte en forma con la gatita from 9am to 11am. this …	Tomorrow Sunday at Westlands mall in Hialeah get in shape with la gatita from 9am - 11am. It's gonna be lit!
rt <user>: la soltería it's fine pero cansa en un momento, aveces solo uno quiere salir con una persona y admirarla y disfrutar.	RT <user>: being single is fine but it gets old , sometimes you just wanna go out with someone and admire them , enjoy their company .
<user> yo solitop! acabo de terminarlo ahora xd aunque aun le faltan retoques! ya no quiero mas promociones en mi banner! thug life	<user> I did it all by myself ! Just finished it now xd although it still needs some tweaks . No more promotions on my banner ! Thug life .
<user> <user> jajaajjaaja i will morn its death hasta que me den uno nuevo! no se que hacer sin el... its death was so unexpected	<user> <user> haha i will mourn its passing until they give me a new one ! I don't know what to do without it ... its demise was so unexpected .
“<user>: look del día <user>  ” falda y top.	“<user>: <user>'s OOTD ” skirt and crop top.
chica gamer | rapero a cámara | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	gamer girl | rapper on camera | kronno zomber | (official music video) : via <user>
un minuto de football americano se vuelve a 10 minutos que se vuelven a 30 minutos y nunca va a llegar a half-time	One minute of American football turns into ten which turn into thirty and it'll never reach half-time.
rt <user>: hoy por ella, mañana por ti... rt rt rt! por favor	Real talk <user>: today for her , tomorrow for you ... rt rt rt ! please
rt <user>: you know nothing!! jajajaa, quien rayos se inventa estas cosas	RT <user>: You know zero!! LOL who the hell comes up with these things
saturday night! abiertos hasta las 6:30 pm. dirección: malecón 123 y olmedo teléfonos: 04251154 pedidos: 0968807384	Saturday night! Open till 6:30 pm. Address: Malecon 123 and Olmedo Phones: 04251154 Orders: 0968807384
ya casi 700.000 y pronto 1 millon! gracias! grandes!  far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo	It's almost 700k and soon 1 million ! Thank you so much ! You guys are amazing ! Far Cry Primal rap | Kronno Zomber & Cyclo .
yo le había dado follow a <user> hace como treinta años. por qué carajos no estaba following her?	I had given <user> follow about thirty years ago . Why the hell wasn't I following her ?
blusa fucsia estampada con escote en la parte posterior, super fresca y chic!  blusa $22.00 contact: 0968807384	Fuchsia printed blouse with a scoop neck at the back , super fresh and chic ! blouse $ 22.00 contact : 0968807384
madre mía los temazos que estoy preparando chicos! ^^ he hecho una batalla de foxy vs sonic. exe y es lo mas épico de mi vida! soy 100tifiko!	My goodness the bangers I'm cooking up guys ! ^^ I made a Foxy vs Sonic . exe battle and it's the most epic thing ever ! I'm so 100% done right now !
el vlog de hoy: casas de youtubers	Today's vlog: YouTubers' houses
rt <user>: con ganas de que estes aqui.... with me!	RT <user>: wishing you were here... with me!
no me puse chap stick con spf y tengo los labios inchados... buena esa ariana :'(	I didn't use chap stick with SPF and my lips are swollen... great job Ari :'(
<user> ayyy :'( well envdd no me sorprende jajajaa why u sick nigga?	<user> ayyy :'( well envdd no me sorprendee jajaa why you sick fucker?
soy el zomber!! para ser como yo has de sobrevivir contra la muerte.	I am the zomber !! To be like me you gotta survive death .
es irónico que critiquen mi rap en ingles niños que no han empezado en el mundo del rap y que probablemente no sepan ni ingles... good night	It's ironic that they critique my English rap , kids who have probably never even started in the rap world and don't even know English ... good night .
<user> 1/2 entiendo su preocupación, con los planes more everything tiene más opciones. puedo ayudarle analizando su cuenta, ~ mv	<user> I understand your concern half way , with the more everything plans you have more options . I can help you analyze your account , ~ mv
el proximo gobe brought to you by	the next governor brought to you by
rt <user>: agghhh alguien que me acompañe a ver me before you	RT <user>: agghhh does anyone want to come watch me before you with me?
imagen modeling by la gatita se enorgullece en ser parte del gran estreno estrenando …	Image modeling by the kitty is proud to be part of the grand opening …
diaaaa'lo, el exhausment que tenía era tanto que dormí de 5pm-2am	Damn , I was so exhausted that I slept from 5 pm - 2 am .
lucky island | la final del tractor! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | the final of the tractor! | Minecraft: via <user>
feriado time! ️️️ último weekend con el 70% off!!	Holiday time! Last weekend with 70% off!!
b l a s s dice blass.	It says blass.
“<user>: look de hoy! verde aqua alice and olivia <user>  ” te quedo bello mi flaca	“<user>: today's look! green aqua alice and olivia <user>” you look beautiful my skinny friend
"""rt <user>: hoy en <user> <user> look de """"little mermaid""""  cc <user> <user>"""	"""Real talk <user>: today <user> <user> is giving us """"little mermaid"""" vibes . """
rt <user>: <user> <user> chica gamer, se que hay pocas por ahí, chica gamer!... ok, ya.	RT <user>: <user> <user> Gamer girl , I know there aren't many out there , gamer girl ! ... OK , really .
"""rt <user>: en instagram deberían poner lo de """"follows you"""""""	"""rt <user>: they should have the """"follows you"""" thing on instagram"""
dale color a tu apartamento y tu playlist con un bose ® soundlink ® color bluetooth ® speaker.	Give your apartment and playlist some color with a Bose ® Soundlink ® Color Bluetooth ® speaker.
los domingos son para football. ve juegos locales en vivo con nfl mobile en verizon.	Sunday's are for football. Watch live home games with NFL Mobile on Verizon.
escucha y descarga mi nuevo tema: youtube gangster | kronno zomber  on	Listen and download my new song: YouTube Gangster | Kronno Zomber on
<user> <user> <user> jajajaj marie el anti chubby chaser	<user> <user> <user> haha marie , the chubby chaser repellent !
country shirts are timeless. las camisas country nunca pasan de moda.	Country shirts are timeless. They never go out of style.
rt <user>: senior year, segundo semestre	RT <user>: senior year, second semester
tengo una duda... a ver si hago rap de ben and ed... os gustaría que fuese un rap divertido, o un poco serio?...	I have a doubt ... let's see if I do ben and ed rap ... would you like it to be funny or a little serious? ...
finalmente a casita, juntos pero no revueltos <user> nos vemos mañana. suerte con tu vuelo!  bye bye	Finally home , together but separate . <user> see you tomorrow . Good luck with your flight ! Bye bye .
rt <user>: <user> me encantó el vestido q me trajo <user> y las joyas de <user> eye shadow <user>  …	RT <user>: <user> I loved the dress <user> got me and the jewelry from <user> eye shadow <user> ...
a partir de ahora voy a crear un nuevo estilo en youtube! todas las miniaturas de mis gameplays vas a tener emojis del wasap! pa darles uso!	From now on I'm going to create a new style on YouTube! All thumbnails of my gameplays will have WhatsApp emojis! To give them some use!
<user> ay hunny, it is. btw ya subiste?	<user> ay honey, it is . btw have you uploaded ?
asi voy a salir en el rap play de batman arkham night!!	That's so cool! I'm going to be on the rap play in Batman Arkham Night!
iyo my frey no sa visto esa farta de ortografia, no lo corrijais todo macho... vamo a relajarno y a vivir! a vivir!!	I haven't seen that kind of orthography , don't correct it all , man ... Let's chill and live ! Live ! !
yo me llevaría a pales si the purge fuera cierto.	I would take out people with baseball bats if the purge was real.
<user>: <user> te odio no you don't... quien te manda a irte always????	<user>: <user> I hate you don't you ... why the hell did you have to leave ?
"""¿tiene que pasar algo malo pa 'que entonces se arrepienta y diga te amo """"?"""" true af"""	"Does something bad have to happen for him/her to then regret and say 'I love you'?"" ""True af."""
ayer le di un dolar a un deambulante, y luego me hacía falta para comprarme un frappè, pero la cajera se bregó conmigo  everyone's happy.	Yesterday I gave a dollar to a homeless person , and then I needed it to buy myself a frappè , but the cashier worked it out with me . Everyone's happy .
<user>: best night ever esta  me rei tanto! wow jajajajaja	<user>: best night ever it was so fun! wow jajajajaja
<user> <user> -booty de orooo -slay with that hair boo	<user> <user> --- golden ass golden ass boo, slay with that hair boo
si no tienen q venir a plz no vengan! el parking es un infierno!	If you don't have to come , don't come ! The parking is a freaking nightmare !
ya lo tenéis!! far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo | (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	You already have it! Far Cry Primal rap | Kronno Zomber & Cyclo | (Official Video Clip) via <user>
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - consigue gratis black ops 3 y star wars battlefront con	I have liked a video from <user> <user> (—get free black ops 3 and star wars battlefront with .
<user>: <user> graciassss goldi, me la debes! yo a ti geme me dices cualquier cosa! y text me que no tengo tu num jaja	<user>: <user> thank youuuu goldi , you owe me ! if you need anything , text me cause i don't have your number jaja
mera wo maté mi examen de orgánica ñetssss	my organic exam is killing me bro
<user> si no invitas a hot lexus guy lo voy a invitar por tiii:)	<user> if you don't invite hot lexus guy I'll invite him for youuu:)
buenas noches zombers!!  ganitas de volver y sacar el mayor exito del mundo! youtubers life rap con <user>!!  ️  ️	Good night zombers!! Super excited to get back and drop the biggest hit ever! YouTuber's Life rap ft. <user>!! 🌟🌟
<user> <user> -ojazos -eras mi nena -mariii jaja -so many good times	<user> <user> -big eyes -they were my girl -mariii haha -so many good memories
zombers! somos top 10! en un dia en hhgroups!! si seguimos asi podemos llegar al top 1!	Zombers! We're top 10! in one day on hhgroups !! If we keep going we can make it to the top 1 !
<user> aja super annoying! y la gente de los videos hablaban tan lento!!	<user> yeah , super frustrating ! and the people in the videos spoke so slowly !
blue moon collar  estos accesorios y más en nuestra tienda	"""Blue moon neck collar, these accessories and more in our store"""
una blusa perfecta para la oficina para el after office! double tap …	A perfect blouse for the office and after-office hours! Double tap ...
si no saco a, imma have a bf.	If I don't get an A-, I'm gonna have a boyfriend.
rt <user>:  me puse gorro de baño y habia mucho sol . tan lines	RT <user>: I put on a shower cap and there was a lot of sun . Tan lines everywhere !
rt <user>: bowtie ready, ray ban ready, panuelo en la chaqueta ready::::: adivina!!!! de que color son mis pantalones?? l	Ready for the <user>'s party, my pants are even a bright red colour! :))))
<user> nuestros planes more everything son sumamente flexibles en cuanto al uso de internet con precios sumamente competitivos. ~ mv	<user> our plans are extremely flexible when it comes to internet usage with very competitive prices .~ mv
breaking rap | kronno zomber (prod. por brian o'donell beats) (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Breaking rap | Kronno Zomber (prod . by Brian O'Donnell Beats) (Official Video) : via <user>
gracias mr. dollar! súper cool	thank you mr . dollar! super cool
me disponía ahora mismo a editar el vlog y resulta que me he dejado la cámara jajajaja... la recupero mañana, así que hoy no vlog... sorry	I was just about to edit the vlog and it turns out I left my camera at home haha . I 'll get it tomorrow so no vlog today , sorry guys !
“<user>: unos retoques para chiqui_delgado en la última gala de  ” bellas las 2 besos great job millie	“<user>: some touches for chiqui_delgado at the last gala of  ” both the 2 kisses great job millie
nightmare | especial halloween | kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	"""Halloween nightmare | kronno zomber (official video clip): via <user>"""
creo que soy considerada una yal en el mall of san juan	I think I'm considered a yuppie at the Mall of San Juan.
rt <user>: quiero ver jurassic world	I want to watch Jurassic World.
digamos que ni team ironman ni team américa... team scarlett johansson  ok no... es broma <user>   ️	Let's say I'm neither Team Ironman nor Team America... I'm Team Scarlett Johansson.  Just kidding <user> 🥰
tremendo pri.. high five.	Intense banger... high five.
imagen modeling by la gatita clases de etiqueta.	Image modeling by the kitty cat . Lessons on etiquette .
¡¡video especial!! no sé si estáis preparados para esto. arctic sunrise boat tour 360...	Special video!! I don't know if you're ready for this . Arctic Sunrise boat tour 360 ...
practice for premier movie 9 febrero imagen …	Practice for premier movie on 9th February picture ...
texas girl at heart <user> <user> a todo volumen en mi coche!! <user>	Texas girl at heart <user> <user> blasting it loud in my car!! <user>
<user> yo solo lo odio cuando juega con okc  fuera de eso excellent player	<user> I only hate him when he plays with okc . Otherwise , he's an excellent player .
el tema de tomb raider habla de mi vida y del juego creo que es mi mejor rap play y hay un mensajito para los haters ahi lo dejo ajajja	The Tomb Raider theme talks about my life and the game I think it's my best rap play and there's a little message for the haters there I'll let it go ajajja
<user> -ah y las frosted cookies	<user> - and the frosted cookies.
mi hermanito de 10 años me acaba de dar follow en tw... wtf	My 10-year-old little brother just gave me a follow on Twitter... what the fuck?
<user> jajajajaj she really thinks ima forget jajajaja graciass	<user> hahahahaha she really thinks I'm gonna forget hahaha thanks
to this great team of judges. fashion stylist de este super equipo de …	to this great team of judges . fashion stylist of this super team of ...
respuesta: el mexicano armando fernández inventó, nombró y documentó el mouse pad en 1979.	The Mexican Armando Fernández invented , named and documented the mouse pad in 1979 .
recordad que hoy es domingo de snupchut. no hay vlog, todo ocurre en snupchut. snupchut.	Remember that today is Snupchut Sunday . No vlog , everything happens on Snupchut . Snupchut .
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new sol 106.7 fm
mira wooo, inside out me encanto.	mira wooo, the movie Inside Out was great .
let's the show begin <user> que comience el …	let's the show begin <user> que comience el espectáculo
no. bye. forever. el es un papi.	no. bye. forever. he's a daddy.
somos la red en los eeuu, y en el commute de <user>.	We're the network in the USA , and on the <user> 's commute .
imagen modeling by la gatita. este miércoles ven y conócenos, veras la diferencia... double tree …	Imaging modeling by the little kitty . This Wednesday come and meet us , you 'll see the difference ... double tree ...
shayanne, camila, melissa, lianet estudiantes imagen modeling by la gatita .…	Shayanne, Camila, Melissa, and Lianet are students at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita .
rt <user>: si yo uso flip flops con medias que paso?	RT <user>: if I wear flip flops with socks what happens?
atención! te interesa conocer las instalaciones y cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita... este …	Attention! Are you interested in meeting the facilities and courses at Image Modeling by La Gatita...?
<user> <user> maybe unieron todos los scholarships que le ofrecieron de diferentes lugares? ahi si que no sé haha.	<user> <user> maybe they combined all the scholarships they were offered from different places ? There I really don't know haha .
rt <user>: look de hoy <user> todo se lo debo a mis styling  las amo <user> <user> http :/ …	RT <user>: today's look <user> owe it all to my stylists , love them <user> <user> http :/ ...
bad luck pri tita mala suerte petunia la jodía llámenme como quieran porque mi suerte está de pinga	Bad luck , auntie . Damn bad luck , they call me Petunia the damn luck , call me whatever you want 'cause my luck's real fine .
"""rt <user>: mi mejor amiga se pasa dando rt a tweets que dicen """"yo siempre contesto rápido""""; al jevo será porque a mi hasta me ignora"""	"""Retweet <user>: My best friend is always giving retweets to tweets that say ''I always reply fast''; it must be because she ignores me."""
rt <user>: algo que no sea get wicked el sabado?	Real talk <user>: anything other than getting wicked on Saturday ?
la gente en la uni que van un día normal medios disfrazados, en halloween se botan	People at uni who dress up on a regular day , go all out for Halloween .
rt <user>: todos los sentimientos de <user> en este rap-playescuchenlo rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zombe …:  …	Real-time <user>: all the feelings of <user> in this rap play, listen to it rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zombe ...: ...
<user> soy mas cotizada, cobro mas ahora! top stylist alist only	<user> I'm more sought after , I charge more now ! top stylist on-call only
animal print, la estampa eternamente elegida por la mujeres. se renueva temporada a temporada, en todo …	Animal print, the pattern eternally chosen by women . It renews season after season , on every kind of garment and accessory .
"""rt <user>: el """"ok"""" me quita las ganas de to"""	"""RT <user>: the """"ok"""" takes away the desire for everything"""
haha <user> cuando quieras un 1 vs 1 sin camiseta al billar virtual... por cierto buenos dardos! haha!	haha <user> whenever you want a 1 vs 1 shirtless virtual pool match ... by the way , nice darts ! haha !
<user> tirando la tuya, muy bien. bye p.s. se que le quieres dar rt a esto.	<user> throwing yours , very good . bye p . s . I know you want to rt this .
33 dias  grand slam party latino. <user>	33 days until the big Latin grand slam party . <user>
rt <user>: ideas de promposal de mis amigas = public humiliation	Real talk <user>: My friends' promposal ideas = public embarrassment
okey leeeeeets go! ¿cuantas ganas hay de nuevo rap con <user>? ahora lo comprobaremos! 300rt y 1000  y publico!	Okay leeeeeets go! How bad do y'all want some new rap with <user>? We're about to find out! 300 RTs and 1000 likes and he'll drop it!
epic rap próximamente... ya sabes cual es no? pues eso kronno zomber.	epic rap coming soon ... you know which one it is right ? it's kronno zomber .
<user> santa rosa i sec los lopez sin luz!!!	<user> Santa Rosa , the Lopezes are without light!!!
con <user> mi spirit animal :d jajajaj	with <user> my spirit animal :d lol
<user> omg spaaam jajajaja gracias	<user> omg spam lol thanks
imagen modeling by la gatita de 4 años en adelante nuevos cursos de …	Imaging modeling by the 4 year old kitty from now on new courses of ...
<user> wow me leiste la mente... literal le acabo de decir a mi sis que quiero ir ap cine a comprar popcorn	<user> wow you read my mind ... literally just told my sis that I want to go to the movies to buy some popcorn .
el vlog de hoy, pequeños futuros proyectos: no es por crear hype, pero	Today's vlog, small future projects: it's not to create hype, but
la zipblock con una t-shirt grande de papi me hiso el dia	The big T-shirt from papi made my day.
: ¿quién inventó el mouse pad? a) armando fernández b) jorge lanzo c) víctor celorio d) luis lópez	Who invented the mouse pad? a) Armando Fernandez b) Jorge Lanzo c) Victor Celorio d) Luis Lopez
empezó el fin de semana lleno de descuentos!! 50%off! on sale! calle malecón 123 y olmedo local b19	The weekend full of discounts has begun!! 50% off! On sale! Located at Malecón street 123 and Olmedo, local B19.
rt <user>: puesto pal deep conversation	Real talk <user>: ready for the deep conversation
que tu me dices cama king para mi nada más... tristemente mañana voy al los dorms	You tell me king size bed , but for me nothing ... sadly tomorrow I'm off to the dorms .
feliz sábado!!! a trabajar en imagen modeling by la gatita	Happy Saturday!!! Working at Image Modeling by the kitty
eeeeeeeeeh que he increpado al wifi toda la noche y se ha subido el vídeo!! hoy primer vlog del viajazo a punta cana babies!!   ️  ️  ️	eeeeeeeehh I've been yelling at the wifi all night and the video is finally uploaded!! first vlog from our trip to punta Cana is up babies!! 🌴🌞🌅
rt <user>: viendo el quijote got us like	rt <user>: reading Don Quixote got us like
rt <user>: follow the blue brick road to the ultimate puerto rican festival, fiestas de la calle san sebastián jan 14-17, 2016  htt …	Follow the blue brick road to the ultimate Puerto Rican festival , Fiesta de San Sebastián January 14-17 , 2016 .
la paz se lleva en el alma. blusa doble capa fucsia collar big leave plata	Peace is carried in the soul . Double layer fuschia blouse with a big silver leaf necklace .
loool! que ha pasado con youfest en argentina?? la mayor estafa del milenio no? o.o increible!	loool! What happened to youfest in Argentina ?? The biggest scam of the millennium right ? o.O incredible !
imagen modeling by la gatita	Imaging modeling by the kitty.
fashion is about dressing according to what's fashionable. style is more about being yourself - oscar de la renta	Fashion is about dressing according to what's trendy . Style is more about being yourself - Oscar de la Renta .
bright light, big city she dreams of love  gypsy summer  blusa amarrada pant	Bright light , big city she dreams of amor gipsy summer top tied up at the stomach .
regresando a miami de ny  directa a pruebas de vestuario y mañana todo en <user> redcarpet y show time	Heading back to Miami from NY , straight to wardrobe fittings and tomorrow all about <user> red carpet and showtime .
<user> you have no idea	<user> usted no tiene idea
get your outfit now! ! escoge tus prendas favoritas y haz tu pedido blusa morada $20.00  ️	Get your outfit now! Choose your favorite garments and place your order! Purple blouse $20.00️
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ que tengan un súper fin de semana /. vestido …	<user> with repostapp. .. hope y'all have an amazing weekend /. dress...
un semana larga de trabajo y otra que le sigue igual pero feliz. gracias a mis wing girls <user> y <user>	A long week of work and another one just as long ahead but I'm happy . Thanks to my wing girls <user> and <user> .
lista antes de salir a la alfombra roja de los <user> q tal <user> we did it!	We need to get ready before hitting the red carpet of the <user> guys! <user> we did it!
no brava for me	no drama for me
tenéis asientos en primera fila para el nuevo rap de bo3 zombies? en un ratito lo publico e infectamos youtube del todo! :p	Do you have front row seats for the new Bo3 zombies rap ? I'll post it in a bit and we'll infect the whole of YouTube ! :p
tour de france newsletter template for microsoft word & adobe indesign, download now |   via	"The provided phrase in English is: ""Tour de France Newsletter Template - Microsoft Word & Adobe InDesign""."
<user> odio no poder darle retweet a tus tweets	<user> I hate not being able to retweet your tweets
chiffon long sleeve blouse   blusa de chiffon manga larga * new un poquito más de lo nuevo...	chiffon long sleeve blouse   * new long sleeve shirt a little bit of the new stuff...
rt <user>: ¡sorteamos black ops 3 y battlefront! y follow a <user> y <user>  ¡buena suerte!	RT <user>: We're giving away Black Ops 3 and Battlefront! follow <user> and <user> good luck!
el martes estuviese cabron que nos cojan de pendejas digan que la mono no es para el martes april fools jajajaja me tiro del tercer piso	It would be awesome if Tuesday's rain checks so they catch us by surprise , say the monkey isn't for Tuesday April Fools ! hahaha I'm jumping off the third floor .
rt <user>: me encanta ver jugar a <user> al rocket league jajaja	Real-time <user>: I love watching <user> play rocket league haha
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cod black ops 3 vs battlefront - cyclo & kronno zomber	I've enjoyed a video from <user> about <user> (- cod black ops 3 vs battlefront - cyclo & kronno zomber)
lo nuevo de bacon guacamole flatbread....	The new bacon guacamole flatbread...
svu va por season 17!!!!! ok ok	Law & Order: SVU is on season 17!!!! OK OK
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - kronno zomber es illuminati).	I have enjoyed a video from <user> ('kronno zomber is illuminati').
rt <user>: espera espera, estabas leyendo??? de verdad???? <user> so proud of u	RT <user>: hold up , hold up , you were reading ??? for real ??? <user> so proud of u !
rt <user>: “<user>:  high five a este campeón que escribió esto.  ”  ️	"RT <user>: ""High five to this champion who wrote this . ️"""
<user> que decir no me gusta, y ya esta chotiadisimo ese look pero bueno jeje. besos friend. ana echate pa'ca!	<user> what to say i don't like it , and that look is so last season jeje . kisses friend . come here ana !
<user> mi alter ego... jajajajaja ughh i feel like you arent gonna let this one go	<user> my alter ego ... haha haha i feel like you aren't gonna let this one go
te vas con vacilon night out a cena bebida y mucho vacilon .…	You're going to have a fun night out with dinner , drinks and lots of fun .
seguimos ahora en el chevron de la 1025 east y 9calle de hialeha!... fescue to para diesel y entradas …	We're at chevron on 1025 east 9th street in Hialeah now ! Get your diesel and tickets here …
rt <user>: cual es el punto del segundo semestre de senior year??	RT <user>: what's the point of the second semester of senior year ?
oma oma omaigah!! <user> digimon es mejor...	Oh my god!! <user> Digimon is better...
rt <user>: ¡arriba puerto rico! <user> gana en 400m con vallas el sainsbury's glasgow grand prix de la liga diamante …	RT <user>: Go Puerto Rico ! <user> wins in 400m hurdles at the Sainsbury's Glasgow Grand Prix Diamond League …
dar consejos de relaciones esta algaro porque usualmente los das y no los sigues o los das y estas emocionalmente jodio sou its ironic	Giving relationship advice is the pot calling the kettle black because usually the ones giving advice are either not following their own or they're emotionally messed up so it's ironic .
que nervios tengo.... y curiosa de lo que pasar a hoy en la celebracion de my toy …	I'm so nervous ... and curious about what will happen today at the celebration of my party ...
<user> daaamn. justas, practicas, presentaciones, exámenes. shit's real man	<user> daaamn . justas , prácticas , presentaciones , exámenes . this shit's getting real man .
game over. gracias por jugar basket blitz, stay tuned for our next	Game over . Thank you for playing Basket Blitz , tune in for our next...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs minecraft rap | zarcort y kronno | epic	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs minecraft rap | zarcort and kronno | epic
queridos prepas, may the odds be ever in our favor.	Beloved preppy students, may the odds be ever in our favor.
partida + como subir rondas de 5 en 5!! | zombies | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	Climb levels 5 by 5!! | Zombies | Black Ops 3 cod: via <user>
menuda maraton de videos <user>!! como se nota que tienes el flow del zomber! xp	What a video marathon, <user> !! You can tell you've got the zombie flow ! xp
ella sabe que el reto verizon innovative app challenge puede cambiar tu vida:	She knows that the Verizon innovative app challenge can change your life.
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate	Image modeling by the little kitty sign up
<user> <user> -presiii -sassy de vez en cuando jaja -te llevo full, nena	<user> <user> -I take you everywhere sassy once in a while haha -I got you covered , girl
cabrones en dennys había un tipo un pin de trump en la camisa y el carro lleno de stickers apoyando a trump. what the freaking hell?	Freaking hell , there was a guy at Dennys with a Trump pin on his shirt and a car full of stickers supporting the shitty president .
"""rt <user>: cuando ando en la perla, ponen """"one dance"""" y me olvido de esta parte."""	"""Real talk , when I'm at the club , they play 'One Dance' and I forget about this part ."""
found simplemente by chayanne with. relax de camino al work con <user>	Found simplemente by Chayanne with. Jamming out to some relax music on the way to work with <user>
be georgeous is a must this week! vestido 29.90 tallas s • m • l collar & aretes 14.90 tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	"""Be georgeous"" is a must this week! Dresses at 29.90 in sizes small , medium , large . Necklace & earrings 14.90 . Place your orders at 096-880-7384 ."
"""rt <user>: rap gamer!! me ayudais con un rt """"brocolis"""" <user> y <user>? xd"""	"""Real talk <user>: rap gamer !! Can you guys help me with a re-tweet : ""broccoli"" <user> and <user> ? xd"""
sunday funday!!! open today hoy abrimos 11:00 a 17:00	Sunday is fun day!!! Open today from 11:00 to 5:00PM
“<user>: happy birthday to the gorgeous and talented <user>! mi amiga.. sending love to you from west coast baby! xx  ️️  ️️ ” love u	“<user>: happy birthday to the gorgeous and talented <user>! my friend .. sending love to you from the west coast baby! xx ️️  ️️ ” Love u
¿cuántos selfies al día son demasiados? a) uno b) tres c) ¡nunca se pueden tomar demasiados selfies!	How many selfies are too many per day? a) one b) three c) you can never take too many selfies!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ gracias <user>. conducción univision 31 de …	<user> with repostapp . .. . thanks <user> . hosting on univision 31st ...
unos segundos para checar tu cuenta con la app my verizon mobile y disfrutarás tu día sin preocuparte.	You'll enjoy your day worrying after checking your account in just a few seconds with the my verizon mobile app .
madre mía si es que soy clavado al joker xd debería ser el nuevo joker xd...	my god , I am so similar to the joker xd i should be the new joker xd ...
<user> nene tú no has superado el blackpresi y ya van 3 años	<user> you're still not over blackpresi and it's been 3 years now
alexio me acaba de dar follow por ig '	alexio just gave me a follow on ig
rt <user>: si alguien vive eternamente enamorado de mi, soy su amor platónico, y/o se quiere declarar, that would be great. i need a prom …	RT <user>: If someone lives forever enamoured with me , they're my platonic love , and / or want to declare themselves , that would be great . I need a prom …
poco a poco subiendo mi gpa, aplicándome de verdad a la uni y mis clases... pues ya me gradúo con honores	Slowly raising my GPA , actually applying myself at uni and my classes ... well , I 'm gonna graduate with honours now .
aveces la gente se olvida que tras la pantalla y el youtuber hay una persona, y muchos comentarios pueden ofender, hora de hacer un rap.	Sometimes people forget that behind the screen and the YouTuber there's a human being, and many comments can be offensive, time to make a rap .
zombers sería un placer que dejarais vuestro apoyo! gracias! cod 3 | kronno, zarcort, piter g y cyclo!  vía <user>	It would be a pleasure if you left your support! Thanks! Code 3 | Kronno, Zarcort, Piter G and Cyclo! Via <user>
“<user>: para mis amigas y colegas stylist un feliz dia de la mujer <user> <user> <user> <user> ” xoxo	“<user>: To my friends and colleagues stylists , have a happy International Women's Day <user> <user> <user> <user> ” xoxo
"""rt <user>: """"pour coconut oil on me like your favorite açaí bowl"""" labia que enamora"""	"""Real talk <user>: 'Drench me in coconut oil like those enchanting lip*"""
<user> tienes que ir a milan a escribirle un letter a juliet	<user> you have to go to milan to write a letter to juliet
por que lo más importante es la seguridad y confianza en ti misma. imagen modeling by la …	Why is self-security and self-confidence most important. Modeling image by la ...
inspirate hoy y escoge el mejor outfit para comenzar la semana llena de el mejor feeling!	Get inspired today and pick the best outfit to start the week off with the best vibes!
rt <user>: best hip hop video en para... anaconda de nicky minaj... por un momento pensé que iba a decir chica gamer de <user> …	Real talk <user>: best hip hop video ever ... Anaconda by Nicki Minaj ... for a moment I thought she was gonna say <user>'s Chica Gamer ...
<user> okay okay. pues yo estoy freaking out. paro de estudiar porque es tarde y estoy cansada y siento que estoy perdiendo el tiempo	<user> okay okay . i'm freaking out . i stop studying because it's late , i'm tired , and i feel like i'm wasting my time .
rt <user>: quiero repetir prom weekend	I want to relive prom weekend
si un nene se tira a mil he's the man but si una nena lo hace ya es puta? um go fuck yourself.	If a boy sleeps around he's the man but if a girl does it she's a slut ? Well go fuck yourself.
<user> fallo respiratorio o alzheimer jajajajajajaj can happen	<user> respiratory failure or Alzheimer's hahahaha can happen
rt <user>: snapchat se debe de tirar un story de las fiestas de la calle san sebastian	RT <user>: Snapchat should drop a story about the San Sebastian Street Parties Do you have any other phrases you'd like help with? I'm here to help!
hoy estamos de luto, georgia tech perdió ok dad	Today we mourn , Georgia Tech lost okay dad .
me encanta que me llamen pri, flaca o rubia. there's just something about it	I love it when people call me pri, skinny or blonde . There's just something about it .
rt <user>: vayan votando por las mejor y peor vestidas de los billboard de la música mexicana. en people en español decides tú...	Real-time <user>: start voting for best and worst dressed at the Mexican Billboard Music Awards . On People en Español you decide ...
rt <user>: ¡día de presidentes! fan of anna ’s pueden celebrar con un doble cupón de 2 días.	RT <user>: President's Day! Fans of Anna's can celebrate with a double 2-day coupon.
* joseando pon por to'as partes *	* Messing around , put it all over the place *
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - batman vs superman epic rock/rap play | kronno zomber | (	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( batman vs superman epic rock / rap play | kronno zomber | (
rt <user>: tamos ready para <user> gracias por escoger mis cambios <user> newlook newstyle	"""Are you ready for <user>? Thank you for choosing my changes <user> new look , new style"""
quiero coger un nap pero diligencias del prom no me dejan.... ugh whyyy	I want to take a nap but my prom errands won't let me ... ugh whyyy
amores, por cosas de la vida, hoy no hay vlog en melomore, pero mañana se avecina uno curioso con cambio de look incluido...	Loves, due to the vicissitudes of life , there will be no vlog in Melomore today , but tomorrow a curious one is approaching with a change of look included ...
ya está lista parte de la canción de the division, necesito rts y favs para animar a <user>! :d	Is the song part ready , I need RTs and favorites to cheer on <user> ! : D
rt <user>: de cabeza a ver the conjuring 2 cuando salga	Let's watch the conjuring 2 when it comes out rt <user>
<user> <user> yo solo se que cada vez que jugamos al counter os carrileo las partidas, vergüenza me dais como youtubers	<user> <user> I just know every time we play counter strike I carry you guys in the games , you're embarrassing as youtubers
blah, dna, blah, mutaciones, bcra1, blah, rnai, operón de lactosa, blah, regulación, cáncer...	Blah, DNA, blah, mutations, BCR-ABL1, blah, RNAi, lactose operon, blah, regulation, cancer...
quiero una canción nueva con <user>!! ^^ este tío es un crack! el es quien hace el estribillo de black ops 3 zombies! apoyadle! :d	I want a new song with <user> ! ^^ this guy's a legend ! He does the chorus in Black Ops 3 Zombies ! Show him some love ! :d
happy monday, week of a correr!!!!!!	Happy Monday, week of non-stop running around!
so me pidieron id para ver 50 shades	So they asked for an ID to get into 50 Shades.
<user> what?? call me 305-550-9595 la gatita zol 95 call me	<user> what?? call me 305-550-9595 call me kitty 95 call me
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones  para informacion.	New courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . Sign up for details .
<user> quiero que seas mi partner en el algun juego! you is a natural at beer pong...	<user> I want you to be my partner in any game ! You're a natural at beer pong ...
good morning <user> el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning <user> the new Zol 106 . 7 FM
este break de 8:30 a 10 es tan annoying	This 8:30 to 10 break is so annoying.
"""rt <user>: * silently whispers """"buen provecho"""" to myself because i'm surrounded by americans *"""	"""Real talk <user>: * silently whispers 'bon appétit' to myself because I'm surrounded by Americans *""."
team la gatita y el zol 106.7 fm junto con bud light	team the kitty cat and the beer 106.7 fm along with bud light
blusa de flores disponible en tallas small medium y large. your day! pedidos a domicilio: 0968807384	Floral blouse available in sizes small , medium and large . Have a great day ! Orders for delivery : 0968807384 .
best dress ever! un vestido casual  ️ encuentro en nuestra tienda	Best dress ever! I found a casual dress  in our store .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - dmc vs the witcher | kronno & zarcort | batalla de heroes	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - dmc vs the witcher | kronno & zarcort | battle of the heroes
always my pleasure to be your stylist <user> <user> como siempre gracias super fashionable	always my pleasure to be your stylist <user> <user> as always thank you very much super stylish
improvisando rap mientras juego!! | quake craft ep. 7 | minecraft:  vía <user>	Freestyling rap while gaming!! | quake craft ep. 7 | minecraft: via <user>
he muerto a lo gta! que épico! | battle royale ep. 1 | h1z1:  vía <user>	I've died, GTA-style! How epic! | battle royale ep . 1 | h1z1: via <user>
quisiera ser par t-t ime bar tender	I wish I could be a part-time bartender.
<user> <user> si quiero helado de cookie dough es porque no tengo brutsss	<user> <user> if i want cookie dough ice cream it's because i don't have any freaking money
rt <user>: people take music way too seriously. mera, si yo quiero cantar que tengo una cuarenta con tres peines de treinta, lo voy …	RT <user>: People take music way too seriously . My goodness , if I want to sing that I have a forty - three comb with thirty , I will !
"""rt <user>: jajajaja <user> según el nivel de un fan en """"little big planet""""... <user>"""	"""real talk <user>: haha <user> according to the level of a fan on 'little big planet' ... <user>"""
muy bueno bro! <user> quiero ver eso en el top!!  ️️ respect!	very good bro! <user> i want to see that on the top !! 🥰 respect !
el momento más triste... cuando encuentran el twix que habías escondido para el midnight snack	the most depressing moment... when you find the twix you had hidden for your midnight snack
últimos días de buena vida con omar ️ @ ocean park beach	last days of good life with omar ️ @ ocean park beach
<user> super baby u tq amiga de verdad! muak	<user> super baby i love you so much my real friend ! muak
rt <user>: <user> jajjajaj los tips para conquistar a una mujer.... ser kronno,,,,,, omg lo hare jajajaja xd  …	RT <user>: <user> haha the tips to conquer a woman ... be kronno ,,,, omg I will do it haha xd ...
rt <user>: comerio ya tiene sangriiia frozen! llégale a yavos bar & grill y comienza el weekend desde hoy!  …	RT <user>: The pub has got frozen sangriiia! Head over to Yavos Bar & Grill and start the weekend early! ...
vamos a darle uso a los emoticonos marginados! aqui teneis new york!  que os parece? xd un gran tweet no?	Let's give some love to the neglected emojis! Here's New York! What do you think? xd This is a great tweet, no?
c pone mas fea la cosa: según <user> trailer bridge, inc., 1 d 4 compañías navieras que trae bienes a puerto rico radica quiebra.	It gets worse : according to <user> Trailer Bridge , Inc . , one of the four shipping companies that brings goods to Puerto Rico , has filed for bankruptcy .
imagen modeling by la gatita.	Imaging modeling by the kitty.
<user> eres vegan, i cann't	<user> Are you vegan, I can't [understand]
simple sencilla y chic low top tunic blouse open 10:00 a 7:00 pm	Simple , sleek and chic low top tunic blouse open from 10 a.m. till 7 p.m.
un héroe ciego es como un fénix consumido por el fuego hecho cenizas sin más fuerzas para resurgir de nuevo! civil war rap!	A blind hero is like a phoenix consumed by fire turned to ashes with no more strength to rise again! Civil War rap!
acabamos de salvar una fokin iguana omggg <user>	We just saved a fokin iguana omggg <user>
"""mi """"ballroom"""" esta súper!!! """"great job"""" wooohooo!!!:)"""	"My ""ballroom"" is super freaking awesome!!! ""Great job"" wooohooo!!! :)"
justin pls para de copiarte. seamos amigos o algo yo qué sé, pero stahp.	Justin please stop copying me . Let's be friends or something I don't know , but stahp .
<user> jajajaja no se que esta pasando pero te recomiendo que apuntes el email y el password en tus notes	<user> haha I don't know what's going on but I recommend you write down the email and password in your notes .
cosiendo mi nueva capucha de assassins creed syndicate! para que no se diga del trabajo ^^	Sewing my new Assassins Creed syndicate hood! so no one can talk about the work ethic ^^
<user> ya se... y me entero por un tweet de daniela! niggah you is wack :/	<user> I found out through a tweet from Daniela! nigga you're whack :/
hoy empiezaa games of throness	Today starts Games of Thrones.
mezclando más de 40 minutos good morning grupo! feliz viernes	Mixing for more than 40 minutes gotta love it, good morning group! Happy Friday!
rt <user>: me endiabla buscar una cancion en soundcloud y que me salga un cover de otro pendejo ahí	Real talk, <user>: I get so pissed when I'm looking for a song on SoundCloud and some other dude's cover pops up instead.
<user> get a life. que tu haces viendo fotos del 2013?!	<user> get a life . What are you doing looking at photos from 2013 ?!
<user> esta super nice but i'm still cold jajaja	<user> it's super nice but i'm still cold hahaaha
dentro de poco tema de battlefront con mi brothaso <user> y otra batalla entre los dos de black ops vs battlefront!	soon there will be a battlefront theme with my bro <user> and another battle between the two of black ops vs battlefront !
<user> ¡hola, jorge! el droid turbo es exclusivo solo con verizon wireless, y solo ofrecemos servicio en estados unidos. ~ mh	<user> Hi, Jorge! The Droid Turbo is exclusive to Verizon Wireless, and we only offer service in the United States. ~MH
feliz please mucha precausion hoy..... recuerden que el loko esta que hace orilla... be …	Happy please be very careful today ... remember the crazy guy is on the loose ... be ...
rt <user>: necesito un masaje fullll bodyyy	RT <user>: I need a full-body massage
estoy hoping que lo que viene por ahi de dc movies este cabron cause marvel esta bien trepau en la peliculas	I'm hoping the upcoming DC movies are gonna be badass cause Marvel's on top of their game with movies.
rt <user>: fuck ya ex fuck ya next fuck the rest i'm the best	rt <user>: fuck your ex , fuck the next , fuck the rest , I'm the best
rt <user>: muchas gracias a <user> por el follow y el apoyo. deje nos saber para su proximo carwash …	RT <user>: Thank you so much <user> for the follow and the support . Let me know about your next carwash ...
super look de anoche para mini concierto en el juego de los sparks staples center usando shoes	super outfit last night for the mini concert at the sparks game at staples center using [brand name] shoes
simsimi vs cleverbot!! kronno y zarcort! la batálla más épica! | vs |	Simsimi versus cleverbot ! Kronno and Zarcort ! The epic battle ! | vs |
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - como se rodó el tag del youtuber (rap) - kronno zomber |	I've enjoyed a video from <user> on <user> ( - how the YouTuber's tag was filmed (rap) - kronno zomber |
rt <user>: en el meet and greet con los cracks	Right now <user>: at the meet and greet with the legends
te esperamos mañana! piazza samborondón all day long todos a precio de …	We'll be waiting for you tomorrow! <i>Piazza Samborondón</i> all day long, everything at a discounted price ...
no hace falta mostrar mucho para sentirte sexy  vine crochet blouse	"""You don't have to show much to feel sexy"" vine crochet blouse"
así amanecimos a 26 días del good morning.	We woke up like this , 26 days to the good morning .
love my students imagen modeling by la gatita	Love my students! They're the best, modeling like la gatita.
check out this october promo  we are on sale! 40%off aprovecha esta promo de octubre todo con el 40% de descuento	Check out this October promo, everything is on sale with 40% off! Take advantage of this 40% discount!
mi primito de 11 años me acaba de decir: dame una beer para volar como buzz light year.. wtf	My 11 year old cousin just said to me: give me a beer so I can fly like Buzz Lightyear.. what the fuck.
palm leaves  beach vibes  crop top disponible en nuestra tienda	Palm leaves  beach  crop top available in our store
“<user>: gracias a mi estilista bella <user> she just purchased mi nuevo simgle  ”	“<user>: thanks to my beautiful stylist <user> she just bought my new simgle ”
buahh! vais a flipar con el rap de la civil war! rock/rapplay??  confirmado rockrapplay!!	Buahh! You guys are gonna flip over the rap version of the civil war! Rock/Rap play?? Confirmed rock rap play!!
country blouse  para un día relajado queremos un outfit relajado... blusa $19.80 pedidos 096.880.7384	Country blouse for a relaxed day ... we want a chill outfit, blouse $19.80. Order at 096.880.7384.
bueeenoooooo.... madre mía la canción de youtubers life es un chica gamer 2... creo que os va a encantar.	Welllllll .... mother of god the song of YouTubers Life is a girl gamer 2 ... I think you'll love it .
alfiiiiiiin sali del senior projecttttt	Finally out of the senior project!
-estamos en el ritz.. +no la galleta.. jajajajaj - :/ charreria brought to you by <user>	We're at the Ritz.. not the cracker.. hahahaha.. :/ Charreada brought to you by <user>
a las: 40 de cada hora dinero para ti.. el nuevo zol 106.7 fm good morning …	It's :40 past the hour . Money for you . The new Zol 106 . 7 FM Good Morning .
hoy open house desde 11:30 am imagen modeling by la gatita un concepto innovador en el mundo del …	Today open house from 11 : 30 am , modeling image by the little cat an innovative concept in the world of ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - slenderman vs offenderman | kronno zomber prod. deoxys	I liked a video from <user> <user> ( - Slenderman vs Offerman | Kronno Zomber Prod . Deoxys
rt <user>: super chic! xo rt <user>: “<user>: mi look del dia …  ” top y falda de <user>	"RT <user>: super chic! xo RT <user>: ""<user>: My OOTD ... "" <user> top and skirt"
me veo tan fkn alta en las fotos de softball	I look so fkn tall in the softball photos .
“<user>:“ <user>: sujeylee and  ” /// faltamos la <user> y yo!!! ” obvio love	<user>: “<user>: sujeylee and ” /// <user> and I are missing!!! ” Of course, love.
look de hoy en <user> <user> y a mi <user> ya hasta de stylist tambien love u	Today's look is on <user> <user> and @ me <user> as a stylist too love u
<user> nena termina finales ya btw gracias por tener el group en mute	<user> baby finish finals already btw thank you for putting the group on mute
jugando a the division con mi chica gamer :p <user>	Playing *The Division* with my gamer girl :p <user>
<user> jajajajaj asi es que se dice cuando te parkeas cm que with no fucks given:)	<user> hahahah that's how you say it when you park like giving zero fucks:)
big fashion no! aunque estes viajando esto no es aceptable!  no vio nuestro segmt en <user> <user>	Big fashion no! Even if you're travelling this is not acceptable! You didn't see our segmt on <user> <user>!
stalking a <user> porque, ¿por qué no?	Stalking a <user> because, why not?
rap de zombies para el canal!!! y como no con mi brothaso <user>!! ^^ rt y fav a full y lo subimos chic <user>!	Zombie rap for the channel!!! And of course with my bro <user> !! ^^ rt and fav to the max and we'll upload it soon <user> !
“<user>: et is the only original ride remaining at universal studios florida! cuando fui en octubre esta cerrada!!!: /	“<user>: It's the only original ride remaining at Universal Studios Florida! I went in October and it was closed!!! : (“
rt <user>: <user> si eres zomber, dadle a like, por mas comments, y suscribete!  <user>	Input: rt <user>: <user> if you're a zomber , give it a like , more comments , and subscribe ! <user>
moderno y elegante siempre bello <user> <user> blazer, pants; …	Modern and elegant always beautiful <user> <user> blazer, pants ...
<user> y la pared para el malll mega full, tirate el page de ya llego.	<user> and the wall for the malll is so cool, post the pic of the arrival already.
puedo seguir poniendo pics en insta o soy muy annoying?	Can I keep posting pics on Instagram or am I being too annoying?
que mi tía tenga una farmacia is kinda cool	that my aunt has a pharmacy is kinda cool
quiero ir al remember pc	I want to go to the old school night.
rt <user>: a veces pienso que mami fue como manda a hacer perfectamente para mi. mom i love you so much	RT <user>: Sometimes I think my mom was custom made for me . Mom , I love you so much .
<user> <user> has visto que flow hasta coreo y todo!! que swag	<user> <user> have you seen the flow and the full choreography !! so cool
real talk jajajajajaj repost si estas en las …	Real talk haha repost if you're in the ...
rt <user>: porque nos graduamoooos!  once a blue lady always a blue lady	RT <user>: Because we graduated! Once a blue lady always a blue lady!
lo mejor es cuando me dicen que el tag rap es una copia! xd mirad las fechas de tag zombie apocalipse y decidme quien es la copia de quien.	The best is when people tell me the rap tag is a copy ! xd look at the dates of the zombie apocalipse tag and tell me who's the copycat .
<user>: <user> jajajaja enserio, los sharpies suckean jajajaj my bad..	<user>: <user> lol for real , the sharpies were awful lol my bad ...
rt <user>: nuuuunca he tenido un new years kiss	RT <user>: never had a New Year's kiss
"""rt <user>: generación del: """"me mandó un snap chat"""", """"le dió like."""", entre otras expresiones."""	"Re-tweet <user>: Generation of: ""They sent a snap , ""They gave it a like."",""And other such expressions."""
<user> you are a smart woman pero es que en me before u esta la de game of thrones	<user> you are a smart woman but in GoT there's the character from Me Before You .
la fanaticada de gsw brah... be humble in defeat	the fanbase of gsw bro ... be humble in defeat
"""quedan 3 canciones para completar el album de """"yo soy un rap player"""", los afortunados son infamous, the last of us y god of war!  ️ z4e  ️"""	"There are three songs left to complete the ""I am a rap player"" album , the lucky ones are Infamous , The Last of Us and God of War ! 🥳 Z4e 🥳"
rt <user>: no pq existe el waterproof make up. tu la buscas mucho antes de la hora que dijistes y la vez sin maquillaje, ya https: …	Real-time <user>: It's not because waterproof makeup exists that you're gonna find her way before the time you said and see her without makeup .
no había wifi y por eso no he podido subir vlog. mañana habrá. i promise.	There was no WiFi and that's why I haven't been able to upload the vlog . Tomorrow for sure . I promise .
<user> <user> -mi político fav -that hair -río -you say things how they are -yami jaja -tu voz y risa -drinks and good times	<user> <user> -my fav politician -that hair -river -you say it like it is -your voice and laugh -drinks and good times -and chill?
<user> viste el mid finale de htgawm?	<user> Did you see the mid-finale of HTGAWM ?
"""rt <user>: """"never trashy"""" excepto cuando sale jowell y randy, ahi hay break y excusa"""	"""RT <user>: 'never trashy' except when Jowell y Randy come on, then there's a break and an excuse"""
brocoli! <user> unos carruajes al rocket league! que la noche es joven! jajaja xd	Broccoli! <user> some carriages to rocket league ! the night is young ! haha xd
<user> ¡gracias! dentro de ajustes (settings), presione en batería (battery), ¿cuál es la aplicación que muestra mayor uso? ~ as	<user> Thanks! Within Settings, press Battery. Which app shows the most usage? ~ as
rt <user>: yo trato de ser buena con todo el mundo pero es que hay personas that get on my nerves tan fácilmente	RT <user>: I try to be nice to everyone but there are some people that get on my nerves so easily
ready! listos ya para un dia lleno de belleza, moda y mas <user> <user> <user> nyc	Ready! We're all set for a day full of beauty , fashion and more <user> <user> <user> nyc!
no puedo creer casi 200.000 visitas en 2 dias? :o cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber  vía <user>	Can't believe it nearly 200,000 views in 2 days ? :o cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber via <user>
every sunday at westland mall ponte en forma con la gatita from 9am to 11am. make plans to be here …	Every Sunday at Westland Mall get fit with la gatita from 9am to 11am. Make plans to be here ...
rt <user>: queda rotundamente prohibido tirarse misiones por shitty ass fuckboys is that so hard to understand girls?	RT <user>: It is completely forbidden to throw missions for shitty fuckboys . Is that so hard to understand , girls ?
rico compartir con mis amigochas. la quiero las colombian con la mexican …	It's so nice sharing with my girlies . I love the Colombian and Mexican combo …
rt <user>: mi meta financiera es ganar el suficiente dinero como para hacer mis compras de rutina en the mall of san juan.	RT <user>: My financial goal is to make enough money so I can do my regular shopping at the Mall of San Juan .
"""rt <user>: siento que mi """"new year's kiss"""" este año será un shot"""	"""RT <user>: I feel like my """"New Year's kiss"""" this year will be a shot"""
i need to go to luquillo, pa 'hoyyyy	I need to go to Luquillo today.
zumba free mañana domingo 9 a 11 am …	Zumba's free tomorrow Sunday from 9 to 11 in the morning ...
oma oma omaiga!! cuantisimas visitas :o cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber ft. cryptic wisdom	Oh my god!! So many visits :o cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | Kronno Zomber ft . Cryptic Wisdom
rt <user>: ese anuncio de jeep got to me	Real talk <user>: that Jeep commercial hits different.
new week new outfit  para envíos a nivel nacional escribenos al 096.880.7384	New week new outfit for national deliveries write to us at 096.880.7384.
overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Overwatch | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort | Official Video: via <user>
<user> jajaja que cute esa picccc, gracias aleeee!! yo también te amo	<user> haha that pic is so cute , thanks so much aleeee !! I love you too !
no hay ninguna noche aqui que no viene una ambulamcia... dear gringos, learn how to control your alcohol	There's no night here that an ambulance doesn't show up . Dear gringos , learn how to handle your alcohol .
rt <user>: si netflix llega a poner fresh prince of bel-air me la explotaria	RT <user>: if Netflix ever put on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air I'd binge-watch it so hard!
el matador by los fabulosos cadillacs, found with <user>. listen now: relax!	"""El matador"" by Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, found with <user>. Listen now: chill!"
cuando seven nation army es la base de tu rap es como...  ️  ️  ️ battlefield 1 vs infinite warfare | kronno & tunna	when seven nation army is the base of your rap it's like... 🌟🌟🌟 battlefield 1 vs infinite warfare | kronno & tunna
dadle rt al tuit del vídeo y os compraré mucha ropa que conseguiréis en mi tienda de camisetas próximamente. pagando.	Give it a RT to the tweet of the video and I will buy you guys a lot of clothes that you'll get in my t-shirt shop soon . Paying .
jajaja nigga wtf?? el broco en snaptchat lo parte!   ️	haha nigga wtf ?? the filter on snaptchat slays ! ️
entre salirle extremadamente bicha o semi-nice escogí la segunda opción for his sake y mi paz interior	between coming off as extremely mean or semi-nice , I chose the latter for his sake and my inner peace
hoy no hay vlog pero sí snapchat, babies.  ️	Today there's no vlog but there's Snapchat, babies. 🥰
rt <user>: profesores en abril be like	RT <user>: Teachers in April would be like
necesito zombifavs y zomberretuits ¿donde están los infectados! (╭╮)?	I need some zombifavs and zomberretuits where are the infected ones at ! (╭╮) ?
wxdj “el zol 106.7 fm ” morning radio show“ el vacilon de la gatita ” is no. 1 in the miami-ft. lauderdale market.	"""Radio station “el zol 106.7 fm ” 's morning show “the fun time with the little kitten” is the most popular in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale area."""
officially committed! new yorkkk te vek en agosto	Officially committed! See you in New York in August!
un outfit relajado para un sábado relajado... outfit del día croptop blanca y maxifalda azul	A laid-back outfit for a chill Saturday... OOTD white croptop and blue maxi skirt
babyyy <user> ya faltan 3s días!!! woooo	babyyy <user> only three more days !!! wooohoooo
"""javier bardem lidia con pregunta """"ridícula"""" durante la presentación de the counselor"""	"Javier Bardem deals with a ""ridiculous"" question during the presentation of The Counselor."
<user> estaba pensando en ti ahora mismo  avísame cuando puedas hacer un study date de cont	<user> I was just thinking about you hit me up when you got time for a study date de cont
rt <user>: nuestra querida <user> ha llegado a los 800k hoy! oh si nenaaaa, enhorabuena nenaaa  ou yeah!  …	RT <user>: our beloved <user> hit 800k today ! Oh yeah girl , congratulations girl ! Ou yeah !
el parkour extremo!!!! | juegos el hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	the extreme parkour!!!! | hunger games | minecraft: via <user>
“<user>: rt <user>: happy halloween! ando buscando a mi abuelita  ” y al lobo nooooo bella flaca	"""<user>: rt <user>: happy halloween! i'm looking for my grandma and not the big bad wolf"""
<user> <user> ahh true shit lo que dice camila, sorry jabs por darte info equivocada	<user> <user> ahh true shit what Camilla says , my apologies jabs for giving you wrong info .
enciende o apaga tus electrodomésticos desde tu tablet o smartphone con este aparato:	Turn your appliances on or off from your tablet or smartphone with this device:
rt <user>: ya mi mente esta en spring break	RT <user>: my mind is already on spring break
siempre elegante en las alfombras <user> red label con el color de la temporada azul	always elegant on the <user> red label with the color of the season blue
bleach o the office jmmmmmmmm cual sigo viendo	*Bleach* or *The Office,* which one should I keep watching?
rt <user>: no hay canción más linda que little things.	RT <user>: There's no song more beautiful than Little Things.
<user> jajajja lesson always let a girl finish her sentence nunca sabes...	<user> haha lesson is, always let a girl finish her sentence you never know...
woooooow. se me había olvidado lo mucho que amo a marina and the diamonds.	woooooow . I'd forgotten how much I love marina and the diamonds .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - left 4 dead 2 rap - zarcort & kronno zomber (videoclip	"I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> (""Left 4 Dead 2 Rap - Zarcort & Kronno Zomber"" (music video))"
2 do round! long island es la q es!! woooo	Two rounds! it's the long island that's the business!! woooo
rt <user>: personas interesadas en shootings me pueden escribir al dm, de esta semana en adelante tendré libre los fines de semana .…	RT <user>: anyone interested in shootings can DM me , I'm free this coming weekend and every weekend from here on out .
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - lucky island | arrasamos en steampunk! |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist ( - lucky island | we dominate in steampunk! |
3 cita del día 3 stop of the day!!!!!!	Day 3 quote of the day , stop of the day !!!!!!!
<user> with repostapp ・・・ que fiestón gracias! bailalo …	<user> with repostapp ・・・ what a blast! dancing …
rt <user>: mi nivel de relajamiento es preocupante opposed to my work load	RT <user>: my relaxation level is concerning as fuck compared to my workload
la traición a zarcort! | lucky island | zarcort, luis & cojo minecraft:  vía <user>	The betrayal to Zarcort! | Lucky Island | Zarcort , Luis & Cojo Minecraft: via <user>
tbt a cuando se podían ver los best friends en snapchat	Throwback to when you could see best friends on Snapchat .
rt <user>: estudiar la noche antes de un examen be like	RT <user>: Studying the night before an exam be like
“<user>: male desert rats can have sex up to 150 times in an afternoon ” queee queee?! cual es el secreto?!!!!	“<user>: male desert rats can have sexual intercourse up to a hundred and fifty times in the afternoon ” what the what?! what's the secret?!
rt <user>: yo quiero un new year's kiss :(	RT <user>: I want a New Year's kiss :(
rt <user>: <user> ya va una semana que la concentida de casa no aparece.. por favor ayudenme a encontrarla she means a lot 2 me  …	RT <user>: <user> It's been a week since the spoiled girl from home has appeared .. Please help me find her she means a lot 2 me ...
<user> está on fire invadiendo mi timeline. le llaman	<user> is on fire invading my timeline. They call it
rt <user>: si esto fue el after de la grad no me quiero imaginar el prom	RT <user>: if this was the afterparty for the grad , I don't want to imagine the prom .
tenemos el privilegio de ser mujeres! 0utfit of the day blusa julieta morada y short stripes b&w	We have the privilege of being women! Outfit of the day: purple Julieta blouse and black and white striped shorts.
<user>: necesito un karaoke, de que ayer... oh my you know me	<user>: I need a karaoke , damn it yesterday ... oh my god you know me .
<user> a claro este emoji  es de pura alegria i forgot	<user> Oh yeah , this emoji is pure joy!
welcome madreterra a salhua! amamos estos productos completamente naturales y lo mas importante cuida tu piel	Welcome to Salhua, mother earth! We love these completely natural products and most importantly they take care of your skin.
<user>:. <user> ja ja ja very funny alwaysss:)	<user>: <user> always so humorous!
a trabajar a las 5am!! like old times...	to work at 5am !! like old times ...
la pelota saltarina! | con cojo y luis popurri | rocket league:  vía <user>	Bouncy ball! With Cojo and Luis playing rocket league: via <user>
save hearts in your closet!  blusa amarrada de chiffon disponible en s-m-l para envíos contáctanos al 0968807384	Save the hearts in your closet! Chiffon tied blouse available in sizes S-M-L . For deliveries , contact us at 0968807384 .
no comprendo como los alcoholicos puedes estar asi 24/7... don't get it	I don't understand how alcoholics can function 24/7... don't get it.
el vlog de hoy, aunque tarde... despedíos, vloggers de moda	The blog today , though late ... say goodbye , fashion vloggers
pulling clothing for a music video. creative day. buscando y creando looks para video musical	Pulling clothing for the shoot, what a creative day! Looking forward to the music video.
today the sun will shine on me  -hoy atendemos desde 10:00 am hasta 3:00 pm -blusa amarrada	Today the sun will shine on me - today we're open from 10am to 3pm - tied shirt
samsung presenta el galaxy alpha	Samsung presents the Galaxy Alpha.
se trajo old facebook a tw?	Did they bring old facebook to tw?
daddy yankee es bello, sorry not sorry.	Daddy Yankee is handsome, sorry not sorry.
quien los viera! woow my talented friends!!!!	Who would've thought! Woow my talented friends!!!!
comenzó el conteo regresivo baby <user> !!!! woooho	The countdown has begun baby <user> !!! Is there anything else you would like me to help you with?
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate	imagen modeling by the little kitty sign up
es facil de comprobar si yo paso de mis zombers o no... un comentario con el simbolo ️ si alguna vez os he dado fav o like o signos de vida.	It's easy to check if I care about my zombers or not ... a comment with the ️ symbol if I've ever given you fav or like or signs of life .
"""rt <user>: quiero la sortija de """"my princess"""" de pandora."""	"""I want the Pandora 'my princess' ring."""
"""rt <user>: me dice """"papi, dime cosas nasty"""" mientras le bajo el pantie"""	"""RT <user>: she tells me 'papi , tell me some nasty things' while I pull her panties down"""
yo soy kronno zomber a.k.a el asesino de los haters!!	I am Kronno Zomber a.k.a. the hater killer !
vacaciones: coger calculo, hacer un poster y prepararme para presentar en agosto. yey, me.	vacations: take calculus , make a poster and get ready to present in August . yey me .
<user> mandame fotos del libro pls, se me quedo en el locker	<user> send me pictures of the book pls , it's stuck in the locker
life is beautiful  be happy  gypsy summer  maxifalda $34.00 blusa en v $20.00	Life is beautiful, be happy Bohemian summer, maxi skirt $34.00, V-neck blouse $20.00.
pero que habilidad tengo de perder los chap sticks	but I have this ability to lose my lip balms
domingo de snupchut finalizado. ya está la historia completa. si no me sigues en snapchat, mi user es yellowmellowmeh.	Sunday of snupchut done . The whole story is up . If you don't follow me on snapchat , my username is yellowmellowmeh .
rt <user>: me dejan en read pero mi tiro un buen selfie to make them cry.	RT <user>: They leave me on read but when I post a fire selfie they're the ones who end up crying.
el zol 106.7 te regala el juego “2014 fifa world cup brazil ” para ps3 o xbox 360	106.7 offers you the game “2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil” for PS3 or Xbox 360
se tú misma pineapple jumper choker	Be yourself pineapple jumper choker
los zombies suelen salir por las noches, pero en nuestro caso nos vamos a la cama!! buenas noches zombers!	The zombies usually come out at night , but in our case it's bed time ! Good night zombers !
rt <user>: “<user>: un placer trabajar con <user> we did it again mi comadre  ” divino el vestido!! gracias mi bety !…	"RT <user>: ""<user>: It's a pleasure working with <user> we did it again my sister!"" The dress is divine!! Thank you my Bety!..."
<user>: <user> i know! my life is so hard  como trabajando en una boutique me pueda comprar camisas de $200?	<user>: <user> I know! How the hell can I afford 200 dollar shirts working at a boutique?
<user> con gusto. en el siguiente enlace encontrará información detallada de los planes more everything.  ~ mv	<user> with pleasure . on the following link you will find detailed information about the more everything plans ~ mv
el saludo al mega salón d training!!! g r e a t!	The greeting to the mega training hall!!! g r e a t!
rt <user>: madonna viene en cocierto y taylor swift no. no entiendo * coscu's voice *	RT <user>: Madonna's coming to a concert and Taylor Swift isn't . I don't understand * with Coscu's voice *
un cachito de la cancion de zomber girl??? estoy enamorado de esta canción!!   ️ z4e   ️	A snippet of the Zombier Girl song??? I'm in love with this song!! 🖤 z4e 🖤
beach time  aprovecha los descuentos en bikinis! te esperamos hoy en nuestra tienda	"""Beach time! Come take advantage of the discounts on bikinis! We're waiting for you at our store today!"""
"""rt <user>: “<user>:"""" <user>: el viernes voy de negra completa  """"ohh naomi being controversial? ” rebel"""	"""RT <user>: ""<user>: <user> : On Friday I'm going as a complete black person"" ""Ohh Naomi being controversial?"" Rebel."""
5:15 y ahora 5:24 salgo d pagar y solo habían 2 personas frente a mi!!! too slow!!!	It's 5 : 15 and now it's 5 : 24 and I'm just paying and there were only 2 people in front of me ! too slow !!!
dress hunting para la bella y mi super talentosa cliente <user>	Dress hunting for the beautiful and super talented client <user>.
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - el super dream team con arene! ^^ | juegos	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist ( - the super dream team with arene ! ^^ | gaming
jajaja que granujillas y traviesos sois algunos dándole al botón para que me retire del rap! xd menos mal que aun tengo zombers fieles! :d	hahaha you're such naughty and mischievous ones , pressing the button to make me quit rap ! xd luckily i still have some loyal zombers ! :d
.. always sweet siempre dulce... sweet dress. pedidos al 0968807384	"The phrase converted entirely to English: ""... always sweet, never bitter. Sweet dress. Place your orders at 0968807384"""
omg mas de 100k en apenas unas horas! que grandes sois! ^^ cod black ops 3 zombies | kronno zomber  vía <user>	omg over 100k in just a few hours ! you guys are amazing ! ^^ cod black ops 3 zombies | kronno zomber via <user>
ready for tonight  dress más que nunca!! te gusta!? haz tu pedido (whatsapp) 0968807384	Ready for tonight's dress more than ever !! Do you like it ?! Place your order (whatsapp) 0968807384 .
solita.... woot woot!!!! a recargar y luego con susanlee40 si no me arrepiento.. …	All by myself ... Woot woot ! Gonna recharge and then meet up with susanlee40 if I don't change my mind ...
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos regístrate en	Image modeling by the little kitty new courses register in
too beautiful to be shy  vestido de chiffón vestido $29.90 tallas: s • m • l  pedidos al 096.880.7384	It's too beautiful to be shy, a chiffon dress worth $29.90 in sizes S • M • L. Order now at 096.880.7384.
un apellido beer!!!! beeer.	One last name beer!!!! beer.
<user> <user> <user> <user> ajaja gracias broo!! :d ^^ yo estaba en tu bando ajajaj fnaf4 ever!  ️ xd	<user> <user> <user> <user> haha thanks broo!! :d ^^ I was on your side ajajaj fnaf4 forever! ️ xd
i need drugs. no me siento bien  @ universal …	I need drugs . I don't feel well . @ universal ...
<user> thank god, mis neuronas morían con cada tweet	<user> thank god , my neurons were dying with each tweet
<user> yassss. a ver qué día me tiro el roadtrip y te busco  yo acabo mañana * technically *	<user> yassss . let's see what day i take the roadtrip and pick you up i finish tomorrow * technically *
green jugando cabron hoy, pero le daria el mvp a klaay	green playing really well today , but i'd give the mvp to klaay
<user> yo nooooo two weeks without my tiny bitch:'( quitaron tu silla y todo super depressing	<user> I don't nooooo two weeks without my tiny bitch:'( They took away your chair and everything super depressing
quiero ver un bloody anime pero ya tengo muchas series	I want to watch a bloody anime but I have so many freaking shows started already
“<user>: toy llorandooooooo!!!! que fuerteeeee estooooooo!!!!!! muy grandeeee mi costa ricaaaa!!! ” yeahhhh esoo felicidades love	“<user>: I'm cryingyyyyyyyy!!! This is soooooo awesomeeeeee!!!! My Costa Rica is sooo big!!!” Yeah, congratulations love!
aaahaghahabdbdksghnkk!!! ya somos 700.000 zombers   ️ buah! que estamos cerquita del millón chicos!!  thanks!	Ahhh! We're 700 , 000 strong!!! ️ Not far from a million now , guys!! Thanks!
alguien que me lleve a pinky's  ️	Can someone take me to Pinky's please?
“<user>: gracias <user> por vestirme para y xfactor. you're awesome!!!	“<user>: thank you <user> for dressing me up for y xfactor . You're awesome !!!”
"""rt <user>: para mi el """"pinky promise"""" es algo serio."""	"""RT <user>: To me , """"pinky promise"""" is a serious thing ."""
que os parece slenderman vs offenderman y aparte jeff the killer vs ben drowned?	what do you think about Slenderman vs Offenderman and also Jeff the Killer vs Ben Drowned?
alguien que me explique qué está pasando con ana cacho que tengo el tl desborda'o de su nombre.	Can someone please explain what's going on with Ana Cacho because I'm flooded with her name on my TL.
imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en	Imaging modeling by the kitty. Sign up at
los dimples se ven tan cute, carajo	The dimples look so cute, damn it!
omomaiga!! omfg!  mi lady zomber <user> me ha regalado mi colonia favorita y vino para cuidar de mi!!!	Oh my god!! Omfg! My lady zombie <user> has gifted me my favorite perfume and wine to take care of me!!!
vamos a acabar todos con sobredosis se phantom limb	We're all gonna end up with phantom limb syndrome overdosing on that shit.
<user> 1/2 ofrecemos internet móvil con jetpack no requiere instalación, comprando su aparato o con edge no requiere contrato. ~ mv	<user> We offer mobile internet with jetpack, no installation required . You just buy the device or use your edge without a contract . ~ mv
“<user>: con la <user> en happy hour. @ the river oyster bar  ” lol	“<user>: hanging out with <user> at the happy hour . @ the river oyster bar ” lol
zombers!!! sorteo un rt para el que me cree la mejor skin de minecraft con mi sudadera roja y ojos blancos! :d	Zombies!!! I'll do a retweet giveaway for the best Minecraft skin created with my red hoodie and white eyes! :D
me trajeron lucky charms, oka, oka	They brought me lucky charms , okay , okay .
omg  a donde se fue sophomore year. yo hice move in ayer y ahora estoy haciendo move out. this needs to stop.	omg where did sophomore year go . i did the move in yesterday , and now i 'm doing the move out . this has to stop .
<user> hahahaha meh yo por internet compro cover de cel y ya hahahahaha once i bought shoes pero thats about it	<user> hahahaha me too , I buy cell phone covers online and stuff like that , hahahahaha once I bought shoes online but that's it .
rt <user>: peren el tl un momento stop stop stop para para para para	Hold up , y'all <user> : Stop stop stop wait a damn minute !
dale like y se parte del fan page	Give it a like and be part of the fan page.
<user> tu ves star warw, callese	<user> you watch star warw, shut up
ponte en forma special edition with the town of medley	get fit special edition with the town of medley
beige palette blusa $23.50 falda $19.90	beige palette blouse $23.50 skirt $19.90
omg!!! hemos llegado a los 100 millones de visitas en el canal con menos de 100 videos! ^^ awesome! gracias zombers!	omg!!! we hit 100 million views on the channel with less than 100 videos ! ^^ awesome ! thank you zombers !
hey <user> por que no me das follow my friend? bueno no pasa na, mi mama dijo que lo importante es partisipah	hey <user> why don't you give me a follow my friend ? it's all good , my mom said the important thing is partisipah .
<user>: highest iq in the world..  familiar tuyo :o jajajaja jodiendo but still impressive	<user>: highest iq in the world . Your relative :o lol kidding but still impressive .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ aquí les dejo este tan especial... nuestro primer …	<user> with repostapp... Here I present you this very special one ... our first ...
sube el nivel de tus selfies con un selfie stick. simple, pero efectivo.	Take your selfies to the next level with a selfie stick . Simple , yet effective .
<user> haaaa. babe, ni lo sufras. that was not a loss in your life. al revés;)	<user> haaaa . babe , don't even sweat it , it's not a loss in your life . on the contrary ;)
y <user> apoyando a los niños de cutler bay a tener …	and <user> supporting the kids of cutler bay to have ...
rt <user>: eye contact esta cabron y mas cuando te sonríen	Real talk , <user> : making eye contact is hard , especially when they smile at you .
<user>: when your favorite song is on the radio.. este tipo wtf jajajajjaj  jajajajajaajj me meo	<user>: when your favorite song is on the radio... this guy wtf lol lmao i'm pissing myself
love crumbles to the floor - comentarista de nba  pero yes yes it does	Love crumbles to the floor - NBA commentator says it does.
100 likes! que maravilla! - feeling greatful!	100 likes! what a marvel! - feeling grateful!
iyo salcot! <user> haste un rap de far cry premium no?	Heya! <user> make a premium Far Cry rap pls?
tengo un craving de donas de dunkin donuts	I'm craving some Dunkin Donuts
<user> <user> 23 * y quede scarred 4 laif	<user> <user> 23 * and I was traumatized 4 life
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el tag del youtuber rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user>'s ( - the tag of the rapper | Kronno Zomber | (music video
no tenemos miedo a los cambios! • maxifalda tono olive, croptop dhana negra, cinturón bow negro	We're not afraid of changes! • olive-toned maxi skirt , black dhana croptop , black bow belt .
rt <user>: ya yaa!!! desde nicaragua esperando para verte. <user> (<user> live on	RT <user>: yeah yeah!!! From Nicaragua waiting to see you . <user> (<user> live on )
<user> tu fuiste 100 to umpa y dali real quick jajajajajajajajaja	<user> You were 100% umpa and dali real quick jajajajajajaja
foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Foxy vs Sonic . exe | epic battle | Kronno Zomber | ( official music video ) : via <user>
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - final fantasy x - kronno & nery godoy (prod. por deoxys	I've enjoyed a video of <user>'s (<user> - final fantasy x - kronno & nery godoy (produced by deoxys
rt <user>: semana santa, where you at?	RT <user>: where are you Easter week?
<user> santa rosa i sec los lopez guaynabo 00970	<user> Santa Rosa I sec Los Angeles Lopez Guaynabo 00970.
rt <user>: banner para <user> espero que te encante... hd: md rt y like? speed art:	RT <user>: banner for <user> hope you love it ... HD: MD RT and like? speed art:
toma un descanso de ver compilaciones de vine y aprende sobre la app my verizon mobile con este video.	Take a break from watching vine compilations and learn about the my verizon mobile app with this video .
"""bueno vecinos mañana continua el """"alboroto""""... ahora continuo q mi amigo bacardi zombie y honey con sus panas las medallas"""	"Well neighbours the ""racket"" continues tomorrow... now I continue with my friend Bacardi zombie and honey with their medals."
at the office día en la oficina. gracias ami por mi súper regalo, bello mi cinturón lo …	at the office all day. thanks my friend for my super gift, beautiful my belt is so nice .
ya disponible en blu-ray dvd..	It's now available on Blu-ray DVD...
sweet white dress collar shoes <user> mira este! para que usarías este vestido?!	sweet white dress collar shoes <user> check this out! what would you use this dress for ?!
ojoooo! ¿¿quereis que black ops 3 zombies sea un rockstep - play??	Eye! Do you want Black Ops 3 Zombies to be a rockstep - play?
"""“<user>: love!"""" <user>: con <user> apoyando  u both my girls"""	“<user>: love!<user>: hanging out with <user> supporting both my girls”
rt <user>: yo no me canso de the script	RT <user>: I never get tired of the script
<user> jajaja yo esto 50-50 but i think its truee	<user> jajaja I'm split 50-50 on that but I think it's true
mama no me dejo comprarme un goldfish. ok.	Mom won't let me buy a goldfish. Okay.
workout of the day, caminar de mi dorm a everywhere else... so far	Workout of the day, walking from my room to everywhere else ... so far.
3 dias sin sali de mi cuarto, horas perdidas, migraña, stress, ansiedad, vagancia y add.... y la termine alfin!	3 days locked in my room , wasted hours , migraine , stress , anxiety , laziness and add .... finally done !
<user> ½ hola. tenemos opciones para agregar mb ó gb, según sea su plan. nuestros planes more everything son sumamente flexibles, ~ mv	<user> Hey , we have options to add MB or GB depending on your plan . Our More Everything plans are super flexible , ~ MV
rt <user>: habla solitario boricua en polonia que se robó el show en el grand prix	RT <user>: Boricua speaks solitary in Poland that stole the show at the Grand Prix
llevo todo el día working sin parar! mañana tenéis rap asegurado!  espero que le déis calor!	I've been working non-stop all day! You guys are getting a rap performance tomorrow! I hope you're ready to dance!
ayer dije que hoy iba a estudiar cc de fisica... april fools to me from me	Yesterday I said I was going to study physics CC... April Fools' Day joke on myself.
lucky island | se nos complica el final!! | minecraft:  vía <user>	lucky island | it gets complicated at the end ! | minecraft:  via <user>
wouw!!! <user> felicidades crack! bien merecido si señor!	Wow!!! <user> congratulations mate! Well deserved indeed!
todo el mundo tiene que oir el remix de tennis courts de lorde by diplo	Everyone has to hear the remix of Tennis Courts by Lorde done by Diplo.
disfruten de la noche!! la noche es para los zombies!!  :3 buenas noches zombers!!! good night!! ️	Enjoy the night ! The night belongs to the zombies !! Good night zombers !!!
he empezado a ver the last ship con <user> y trata de un virus xd como el virus zomber miradla es interesante!	I've started watching The Last Ship with <user> and it's about a virus , like a zombie virus . You should watch it , it's interesting ! xd
"""exclusive! kim k opens up to <user> about the divorce. click here for the story  """"un saludo! ni 3 meses duraron"""	"""Exclusive! Kim K opens up to <user> about the divorce . Click here for the story "" ""A greeting ! Not even three months lasted ."""
throwing it back  @ playa sucia, cabo rojo	Throwing it back at @ dirty beach, Cabo Rojo
ootd <user> el color rojo es in color que todo el año esta de moda y le queda a todo tipo de piel …	"""Outfit of the day <user> red is a color that's fashionable all year round and suits all skin tones ..."""
<user> no te creas mi familia es de aguadilla so sabrá dios hahaha	<user> Don't get me started , my family's from Aguadilla , God knows hahaha
todo el mundo dandole screenshots a mis snapchats okey	everyone's taking screenshots of my snapchats huh
"""“<user>:!"""" <user>: 3 cita del día 3 stop of the day!!!!!!  """"” flaca nos tenemos q ver con carlis"""	"“<user>:!"""" <user>: 3 day's quote 3 stop of the day!!!!!! """"” skinny we have to meet up with carlis"
on the road again despues de varias cuidades	On the road again after several cities
back in my hood. ya de regreso en miami de la. super de ver a tanto talento de ninos para	Back in my neighbourhood. Already back in Miami from the <trip>. Superb to see so much talent in those kids!
"""solo falta una canción para sacar el album de """"yo soy un rap player"""" buenas noches zombers ^^"""	"""Just one song left to finish the ""I am a rap player"" album . Good night zombers ^^"""
flower lovers  blusa floreada colección gypsy summer solo en	"""flower lovers"" flowery blouse gypsy summer collection only at"
ze boyfriend empezó a ver oitnb. i am so proud.	ze boyfriend started watching oitnb . i am so proud .
rt <user>: estoy loca que me den el ring, mi camisa y mi jacket	RT <user>: let me have the ring , my shirt and my jacket
<user> okay. cualquier cosa estoy estudiando desde la laptop so me dices	<user> okay . anything , I'm studying from the laptop so let me know if you need help with anything .
te acuerdas cuando tú eras mi senior banquet  estoy celosa y to '	Do you remember when you were my senior banquet ? I'm jealous and all .
recibiendo a las chicas en el curso en imagen modeling by la gatita... te espero este …	Receiving the girls in the course in image modeling by the kitty ... I expect this ...
rt <user>: mas vale que me lleguen los resultados del college board esta semana porque me va a dar algo	RT <user>: had better get my college board results this week or I'm gonna lose it
rt <user>: fabuleuse! <user> ose le total look cuir et elle assure!!	RT <user>: fabulous! <user> rocks the all-leather look !
lol parezco una yal o b l i ga u	lol I look like a freaking alien
you had a chance y lo perdiste.	You had your chance and you blew it.
josé me dio unfollow porque mis tweets de mi espasmo no le parecían interesantes	José gave me an unfollow because my tweets about my spasm weren't interesting to him.
“<user>: que haría yo sin mi bella styling <user>! look de hoy <user>  pantalón	“<user>: what would i do without my beautiful styling <user>! today's look <user> pants
<user> se que la relacion funcionara cause haz dicho bye 30k veces y sigues aqui	<user> I know the relationship will work out cause you've said 'bye' 30 thousand times and you're still here
diablo, me acuerdo que el año pasado llevé icy hot al colegio y a los dos días me lo tumbaron, malditos egoístas	damn , I remember last year I brought icy hot to school and within two days it was confiscated , damn selfish people .
el nuevo tema de halloween es jna protesta contra el bulling nightmare | especial halloween | kronno zomber	The new Halloween theme is a protest against bullying Nightmare | Special Halloween | Kronno Zomber
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ todos pongan (el vacilon de la gatita) por 106.7 fm. …	<user> with repostapp. .. put on (the fun of the little cat) on 106.7 fm...
la covacha 10730 nw 25 st sweet water <user>	The batcave 10730 nw 25 st sweet water <user>
“<user>: ya lista para grabar <user> para el segmento de tdashow  ” ya el double ateam	"""<user>: Are you ready to record <user> for the tdashow segment?"" Let's go, A-team!"
deberían hacer un filter de rio bayamón en sc para que haya un filter en mi casa	They should make a bayamón river filter for my house on snapchat
2 seconds of fame  @ raymond y sus amigos telemundo pr	2 seconds of fame on Raymond and his friends Telemundo PR
look de hoy en <user> <user> en vestido blush. y ready for …	Today's look in <user> <user>'s blush dress . And ready for ...
el problema de yo ir al gym es que siempre salgo con ganas de comerme una combi china, una tripleta, un hamburger o mantecado	The problem with me going to the gym is that I always end up wanting to eat a Chinese combo , a tripleta , a hamburger or an ice cream .
preparándose para el próximo fashion show.. imagen modeling by la gatita. registrate en …	Getting ready for the next fashion show .. Image Modeling by the kitty . Sign up at ...
esto es lo q hay!!! <user> thanks <user> for the souvenirs...	This is what it is!!! <user> thanks <user> for the souvenirs...
rt <user>: fiestas de la calle san sebastián turns puerto rico's old san juan into the party capital of the world!!!   …	RT <user>: San Sebastian Street Parties turn Puerto Rico's Old San Juan into the world's party headquarters!!!
outfit ideal, cabello brillant y sonrisa perfecta! croptop dhana, karim pant, vinchas flores, pulsera b&g	Ideal outfit , glowing hair and perfect smile ! Croptop , Dhana Karim pants , floral headbands , and a B & G bracelet .
llevamos trabajando unos tres meses en el rediseño de logo, canales, imagen en general. esencia yellowmellow . soon come.	We've been working for about three months on redesigning the logo , channels , general image . The essence of yellowmellow . Coming soon .
no se van a veeel a to'a boca	they won't fit in your damn mouth
slenderman vs offenderman | kronno zomber prod. deoxys beats | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Slenderman vs Offenderman | Kronno Zomber prod . Deoxys Beats | ( Official Video Clip ) : via <user>
por lo visto youtube ha decidido no procesar el vlog de hoy en hd. maravilloso.	It seems YouTube has decided not to process today's vlog in HD . Freaking wonderful .
call of duty black ops 3 rap | kronno, zarcort, cyclo & piter g | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	call of duty black ops 3 rap | kronno , zarcort , cyclo & piter g | ( official music video ) : via <user>
rt <user>: el vestido d anoche en <user> lo eligió para mi <user> graciasss amiga! makeup by mi elizabeth bella!! …	Real-time <user>: The dress from last night was picked out for me by <user> ! Makeup by my Elizabeth Bella !! ...
"""por un momento pense que tinder era un app que se encontraba under """"games"""" en el appstore"""	"For a moment I thought Tinder was an app that could be found under ""Games"" in the App Store."
zombers!! :d hoy subo el mejor rap de mi canal hasta la fecha! espero que le deis cariño! han sido muchas noches sin dormir!  ️	Zombies!! :d today I'm uploading the best rap on my channel so far! I hope you guys give it some love! It has been many sleepless nights! ❤️
ya está disponible el nuevo videoclip con <user> ya ves! con la colaboración de kronno zomber!	The new music video featuring <user> is out now! With a special appearance by Kronno Zomber!
2 months bday!!! ya 2 meses de tener a esta angelito …	2 months birthday!!! It's been 2 months since this little angel came into our lives ...
<user> woooow qué juego de palabras ahí to guapo uala uala jajajaja qué bueno lel xd wtf	<user> woooow what a play on words there you're so clever lol lol lol lol so good lel xd wtf
voy a una entrevista en chandal. turn down for what.	I'm going to a job interview in my tracksuit bottoms. Turn down for what.
rt <user>: tengo que parar de ver los videitos de comida de buzzfeed & tasty en facebook, for realzz.	I really need to stop watching the food videos on Buzzfeed and Tasty on Facebook for real guys.
if you like piña colada	si te gusta la piña colada
rt <user>: tengo que ponerme a las pilas pa 'poner este booty lindo cuz it aint cute anymore	I need to step up my game to make this booty look good again, because it's not looking cute anymore.
yo van do días que sueño con los de prison break	I've been dreaming about the guys from Prison Break for two days now.
prepárate para el juego más intenso de angry birds 2 con este accesorio.	Get ready for the most intense game of Angry Birds 2 with this accessory .
buscar parking en garden hills con el fiat es tan exitoso	finding a parking spot in garden hills with the fiat is such a hassle
rt <user>: lol, same. mi mamá se molesta conmigo bien brutal, jaja.	RT <user>: lol , same . My mom gets so mad at me , haha .
rt <user>: mi sleeping schedule está messed up	RT <user>: my sleep schedule is messed up
le gane a la alarma... ughh why?	I beat the alarm . Why ughh ?
new outfit new life! <user>  11 a 7 pm  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.	New outfit, new life! <user>  11 to 5pm, Urdesa South Circumvalation 723 and Guayacanes.
rt <user>: <user> tienes que cambiar tu bio.. happy birthdayyy natiii, espero que todo lo que quieras para hoy se te de. te amooo p …	RT <user>: <user> you have to change your bio .. happy birthday natiii , I hope you get everything you wish for today . I love you so much P ...
tu mirada expresa lo radiante q estás y lo segura q eres! blusa fucsia, cardigan gris, collar metal leave, corona flores	Your gaze expresses how radiant you are and how confident you feel ! Gray cardigan , fuchsia blouse , metal leaf necklace , flower crown .
rt <user>: <user> omg! leo esto ahora xd ¿te asustan los patos? what the heck. esto debe arreglarse si o si	RT <user>: <user> omg ! I read this now xd Do you get scared of ducks ? This has to be fixed for sure .
"""+ """"dime un hashtag cool para poner..."""" - """"wow, eres una loser"""" yo: <user> <user>"""	"""+ ""Tell me a cool hashtag to put..."""" - """"Wow , you're such a loser"""" Me: <user> <user>"""
sabes que las cosas estan malas en la escuela cuando hay parking de más.. y cuando yo era senior era como hunger games de carros	You know things are bad at school when there's overflow parking . And when I was a senior , it was like hunger games for cars .
para mis tiempos de modelo en kinder. photocreds: <user> thanks por …	for my modeling times in kinder . photo credits : <user> thanks for…
ajaja <user> hombre claro! estoy fuerte porque yo desayuno todos los dias sandwich de barniz man!!	hahaha <user> of course , i'm strong because i have a paint sandwich every day for breakfast , man !
<user> okay perfect me da tiempo de verte b4 you leave yaaaysies	<user> okay perfect I have time to see you before you leave yaaaysies
el pollen count esta super alto hoy me morire de alergia.. rip mi nariz	The pollen count is super high today , my allergies are killing me . RIP my nose .
happy monday mezcla de dj koko! subelo	Happy Monday mix by DJ Koko! Turn it up!
una fan <user> con la ayuda de <user>, logró concer a ninel conde y styling look x <user>	A fan <user> with the help of <user> , managed to meet Ninel Conde and styling look x <user> .
brothoso!!! <user> has nacido para abrir cajas del counter strike que talento tienes! jaja	"""So talented!!! <user> you were born to open Counter Strike boxes haha"""
cenita dominguera. sunday night 1 …	Sunday night dinner .
rt <user>: el all nighter viene duro	Real-time <user>: the all nighter is hitting hard
soy un bully si mi hermano esta durmiendo y yo le tire fotos con los filters de sc?	Am I a bully if my brother is sleeping and I take his picture with the sc filters?
<user>: me motivé pal senior prank  yo más.. me siento cool por elaborar la idea jajaja	<user>: I got so hyped for the senior prank . I feel cool for coming up with the idea , haha .
wow wow wow amo candy k	"""Wow wow wow I love candy so much!"""
rt <user>: s i e m p r e 4 l i f e	RT <user>: siempre 4 life
rt <user>: mi <user> amazing job en los <user> quiero el vestido de lentejuelas para mi!!! jejejej......	RT <user>: My <user> amazing job on the <user> I want the sequined dress for me!!! Hehehe...
ready for tonight  dress más que nunca!! te gusta!? haz tu pedido (whatsapp) 0968807384	Are you ready for tonight's dress more than ever !! Do you like it !? Place your order (whatsapp) 0968807384
un saludo q el florida power lotto esta en $105 millones!!!: o	A heads up that the Florida Power Lotto is at $105 million ! :o
temporada de playa salhua beach 2016 new collection	Beach season Salhua beach 2016 new collection
five nights at freddy's rap con mi brother <user> es uno de los vídeos más vistos en 5 países de latinoamérica! :d	Five nights at Freddy's rap with my brother <user> is one of the most viewed videos in 5 countries in Latin America ! :D
tiritirititi con el premio. no sé a quién se lo he robado, pero wiggle wiggle.	tick tock with the prize . i don't know who i stole it from but wiggle wiggle .
<user> en coral way busca tu gorra y entradas premier	<user> look for your hat and premier tickets on Coral Way
rt <user>: -¿ cuánto más culo tu quieres? +there's never enough booty.	"RT <user>: ""- ¿Cuánto más trasero deseas? + Nunca hay suficiente trasero."""
"""he visto el tweet de """"te vas a quedar en el 2015"""" más de 25 veces for real, carajo"""	"I've seen the ""you're gonna be stuck in 2015"" tweet over 25 times for real, damn it."
el esta ready <user> el zol beach house!!!	He's ready <user> for the beach house!!!
rt <user>: para lista dm!!! o text 787-308-0955	RT <user>: To be added to the list DM!!! or text 787-308-0955
rt <user>: 2 días y 1/2 to be exact:)	Real talk <user>: Two and a half days to be exact:)
porque mejor no hablamos de que en grecia aprobsron un bailout fund? o de porque en pr no podemos salir de la deuda?	Why don't we talk about how Greece was approved for a bailout fund? Or why we in Puerto Rico can't get out of debt?
pronto llegaremos a los 3 millones de visitas! far cry 4 | kronno zomber | rap play (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	We'll soon hit 3 million views ! Far Cry 4 | Kronno Zomber | rap play ( official music video ) via <user>
️️️️️️️️ alistandonos para el fin de semana! bikinis on sale!!!	Getting ready for the weekend! Bikinis on sale!!!
throw  a spring break @ playa rosada la parguera, lajas pr.	Throw a spring break @ Pink Beach, Puerto Rico.
"""rt <user>: drake looks like a dominican uncle """"tirame una cerveza loco"""""""	"""RT <user>: Drake looks like a Dominican uncle ""Throw me a beer , crazy """""
obsesionada con el color vino y los chokers  double tap if you love it  …	Obsessed with burgundy/maroon colour and chokers . Double tap if you love it ...
rt <user>: chicos! mañana nos vemos en madrid para firmar love music junto a <user> :d	RT <user>: Guys ! We're meeting in Madrid tomorrow to sign Love Music with <user> :D
<user> tu me quieres causar insomnia... that was your evil plan all along jajjaaj	<user> you want to keep me up all night ... that was your evil plan all along haha haha
. poco brillo y top casual simple and trendy	A little shine and a simple casual top .
hoy estuve con tantas energías positivas all day que wow	Today I was surrounded by so many positive energies all day wow!
por cierto, hoy estaré en la fiesta de <user> documentándolo todo por snapchat. así que aquí tenéis mi snapchat: yellowmellowmeh.	By the way , I 'll be at <user> 's party tonight documenting everything on snapchat , so here's my snapchat : yellowmellowmeh .
estaré subiendo 1000 fotos sólo a instagram de la red carpet y toda la mandanga, así que si quieres verlo, sígueme ahí.  (yellowmellowmg)	I'll be uploading a thousand photos of the red carpet and all the fuss on Instagram , so if you want to see them , follow me there . (yellowmellowmg)
“<user>: trunk show de <user> cual les gusta más?  x venir. tqm flaca ️ <user>	“<user>: which one do you guys like better for the <user> trunk show? x coming. love you skinny girl ️ <user>”
flowers • blossom • flowers blusa de flores pedidos a domicilio: 0968807384	Flowers • bloom • blossom flowery blouse flower orders home delivery: 0968807384.
la razón por la que dejo la música | yo soy un rap player | kronno zomber |  vía <user>	The reason I quit music | I'm a rap player | kronno zomber | via <user>
rt <user>: happy birthday to the gorgeous and talented <user>! mi amiga.. sending love to you from west coast baby! xx  ️️  ️️	RT <user>: Happy birthday to the gorgeous and talented <user>! Mi amiga .. sending love to you from the West Coast baby ! xx 💕💕
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber (videoclip	I liked a video from <user> <user> ( - Mortal Kombat X | Rap Play - Kronno Zomber (Video Clip
lunes festivo, y pq para mi? workingmode on semana de  estoy lista!	Monday holiday , and why not for me ? Working mode on , I'm ready for the week !
bien random encontrarme con el more en walmart a la 1am!!	Well how random was running into my ex at Walmart at 1am!!
"""rt <user>: """"mi elvira hancock, mi mia wallace, mi marla singer... se fue en la mala"""" link:"""	"""Real talk <user>: 'My Elvira Hancock , my Mia Wallace , my Marla Singer ... left me high and dry' Link:"""
pasa por cualquier y prueba el delicioso sweet black pepper bacon sandwich america see …	Come by and try the delicious sweet black pepper bacon sandwich, my American friend!
si, civil war todavía me tiene mamando	Yes , Civil War still has me nursing .
session fotos imagen modeling by la gatita.	Photo shoot session by the kitty.
no olvideis apoyar con un like plis ^^ buenas noches zombers!  ️ batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber	Don't forget to support with a like plis ^^ good night zombers! 🧟‍♀️ Batman Arkham Knight epic rap - Kronno Zomber
rt <user>: <user> <user> 1-dia 2-de la marrrrrrrrmota 3-con premios 395-321-8661 marta.hahn<user>.com to all	Real-time <user>: <user> <user> One day 2- from the marrrrrrrrmot 3- with prizes 395-321-8661 marta.hahn<user>.com to all!
buah medio millón ya!!!!! increible!!! mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber	Half a million already ! incredible ! Mortal Kombat X | Rap Play - Kronno Zomber
necesito conocer a alguien que ame a la secta tanto como yo pa 'poder cantar to'itas sus canciones	I need to meet someone who loves La Secta as much as I do so we can sing all their songs together.
orando por - praying for	I'm praying for -
quien tiene class bonding empezando el veranoooooo? etaketaki	Who has class bonding starting the summer???? hit me up
ctown! lista para unas grabaciones súper cool. ya pronto les diré	I'm ctown! Ready for some super cool recordings . I'll let you know soon .
mi look top falda botas cowboy girl style …	my look is on point cowboy boots skirt girl style...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cyclo - incansable (prod. por gecko) [videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> - <user> ( - cyclo - relentless (produced by gecko) [music video]
rt <user>: retweeted kronno zomber (<user>): aquí... descansando un poco tras haber reventado un cojín 󾍃 thug life! 󾇒...  …	RT <user>: retweeted Kronno Zomber (<user>): Here... resting a bit after popping a pillow 󾍃 thug life! 󾇒 ...
rt <user>: necesito un break de todo y irme de roadtrip a despejar la mente	RT <user>: I need a break from everything and go on a road trip to clear my mind
el mejor sonido para mirar está en. get in the mood and tune in on sunday.	The best sound for watching is on . Get in the mood and tune in on Sunday .
no desperdicio mi talento simplemente hago lo que me gusta! rise of the tomb raider | kronno zomber	I don't waste my talent , I just do what I enjoy ! Rise of the Tomb Raider | Kronno Zomber .
rt <user>: <user> <user> -chuleriaaaa -good friend -good vibes -tu sonrisa es bellaaa	RT <user>: <user> <user> -such gorgeousness -great mate -great vibe -your smile is beautiful
zombers mañana me voy a madrid a la gala de premios vlogger tendréis un challenge el sábado y un tema el martes! ^^	Zombers I'm going to Madrid for the Vlogger Awards gala tomorrow , you'll have a challenge on Saturday and a theme on Tuesday ! ^^
rt <user>: hay algo mas single que single? porque si lo hay pues yo estoy eso.	RT <user>: Is there anything more single than single? Because if there is , that's me .
<user> me neither  la vemos en nuestro apt	<user> me neither , we'll watch it at our apt.
eso de sm quedo en el pasado, dm por favor, dm.	That SMS stuff is old , please DM , DM .
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new sol 106.7 fm
"""zombers ya podéis probar de nuevo para los que esta tarde no pudieron descargar el album """"yo soy un rap player"""" casi 200.000 descargas! ^^"""	"Zombers you can now try again for those who this afternoon couldn't download the album ""I am a rap player"" almost 200.000 downloads! ^^"
wifi en el hotel fack yassss	WiFi in the hotel, thank god! Yassss!
rt <user>: fat amy y bumper son un otp	Real talk <user>: Fat Amy and Bumper are endgame
nayli, yelenis, karina imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones  …	Nayli , Yelenis , Karina modeling picture taking by the kitty registrations ...
“<user>: if you could be anywhere in <user> right now, where would you be? ” mar chiquita en manatí con <user>	“<user>: If you could be anywhere in <user> right now , where would you be ? ” little beach in Manatí with <user> .
dioohh! <user> estoy ansioso!! epic fnaf rap edicion platinum! pegi 10 xd	dioohh! <user> I'm so hyped!! epic fnaf rap platinum edition! pegi 10 xd
get your bikini now disponible en fucsia y verde neon! …	Get your bikini now available in fuchsia and neon green!
rt <user>: <user> with repostapp. ・・・ full a nuestra <user> bendiciones!...... a …	RT <user>: <user> with repostapp. .. bless up our <user> blessings ! ...... A abundance of everything !
¿en que posición quedaré? | tnt run | minecraft:  vía <user>	where will I rank ? | tnt run | minecraft : via <user>
look de hoy top <user> y falda <user> <user>	Today's look is a top from <user> and a skirt from <user> <user>
<user> me acostumbte ya a tenerte aqui  im depressed y estas pr. vuelve a mi.	<user> I got used to having you here . I'm depressed without you around . Come back to me .
uno para ti y uno para dar. chequea las ofertas en el smartphone lg g3 + lg g pad:	One for you and one to give. Check out the offers on the LG G3 smartphone + LG G Pad tablet.
me acoste a las 6am y me levanto ahora como si nada. ok cool.	I went to bed at 6am and I'm waking up now like nothing happened . Okay , cool .
happy bday <user> el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Happy birthday <user> the new sol 106 . 7 FM
rt <user>: far cry primal - ojo por ojo y el abuelo mamut!  vía <user>	RT <user>: far cry primal - an eye for an eye , and the grandpa mammoth ! via <user>
rt <user>: no sé si acabe el hell week o el hell week acabo conmigo.	RT <user>: I don't know if I'm finishing the hell week or the hell week is finishing me.
ya ready <user> con la tshirt boost mobile el zol beach house party	Are you ready <user> for the Boost Mobile house party on the beach?
escucha y descarga mi nuevo tema: foxy vs. sonic. exe | kronno zomber  on	Listen and download my new track: Foxy vs . Sonic . exe | Kronno Zomber  on
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cryptic wisdom - me myself & i (g-eazy remix)).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - cryptic wisdom - me myself & i (g-eazy remix) .
zombers! sin el señor <user> no hubiera quedado tan genial el video de zomber girl! gracias por todo brocolo!	Zombers! Without Mr. <user> the Zomber Girl video wouldn't have turned out so awesome! Thanks for everything bro!
ha sido un placer pasar esta noche cantando en el sing star con <user> <user> <user> <user> y <user> xdd	It's been a pleasure spending this night singing at the sing star with <user> <user> <user> <user> and <user> xdd
imagen modeling by la gatita.	Image modeling by the kitty.
a mis lunch dates con dani en casa lima  @ casa lima	My lunch dates with Dani at Casa Lima @ Casa Lima
rt <user>: porque carajo me dan ganas de llorar cuando veo the blind side?	RT <user>: why the fuck do i get teary-eyed when seeing The Blind Side ?
island life es snapchat mañana es en pr	Island life is on snapchat tomorrow it's on Puerto Rico
tengo un woman crush con mi profesora de lite, bye	I have a major girl crush on my lit professor, bye.
finally a buscar a mi big sis en el aereopuerto despues de dos meses sin verla: 'd	Finally off to pick up my big sis from the airport after two months of not seeing her: 'll
“<user>: the average man has 11 erections per day and 9 per night ” que que!!!!	“<user>: the average man has 11 boners a day and 9 per night” what the heck!!!
dress hunting para un super look para <user> que usara este domingo en <user> <user>	dress hunting for a super outfit for <user> that they'll wear this Sunday at <user> <user>
choose your favorite one!! cremas $20.00 pedidos  096.8807384	Choose your favourite one!! Lotions $20.00 call 096.8807384 to place your order.
decís que debería ser el himno de todos los youtubers? ^^ me gusta!!! youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber |	Do you think it should be the anthem of all YouTubers ? ^^ I like it !!! YouTube gangster rap
despertar y ver esto es el mejor regalo. i love my beau. …	Waking up and seeing this is the best gift. I love my handsome.
“<user>: de fiesta con las niñas <user> sujeylee  ” <user> happy bday	“<user>: partying with the girls <user> sujeylee ” <user> happy birthday
usa este outfit para esta noche en la farra de la playa! ven a open 10:00 a 19:00	Use this outfit for tonight's beach party! Open from 10:00 to 19:00.
"""tranquilos no desespereis!!! el album de """"yo soy un rap player"""" esta casi terminado!!"""	"""Don't despair!! The album """"Yo soy un rap player"""" is almost finished!!"""
rt <user>: esta época o te pone melancólico o te pone alegre, no happy medium.	RT <user>: This season either makes you feel nostalgic or joyful , no middle ground .
envdd que si salgo fea en mi senior pic me mato	If I look ugly in my senior pic I'll kill myself.
si compras el single en pre-order puedes escuchar 1.30 de phantom limb... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)	If you pre-order the single you get to hear 1.30 seconds of Phantom Limb... (͡° ͜ʖ ͜͡°)
rt <user>: photoshoot en nyc para winter/holidays 2014 junto a la celebrity stylist <user> …	Real talk <user>: photoshoot in NYC for winter/holidays 2014 along with celebrity stylist <user> ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zomber	I've enjoyed a <user>'s video of <user> ( - Rise of the Tomb Raider | Rap Play | Kronno Zomber
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - sun is shining ft óndezombers).	I liked a video from <user> ( - sun is shining ft. óndezombers ).
llegar a san juan en 15 minutos, challenge accepted	Reach San Juan in 15 minutes, challenge accepted.
hora de mastercheff!!!!  momento relaxx!!	It's MasterChef time!!!!  Chilling moment!!
live on: desde mi cueva! con visita..	live on: from my cave! with a visit ..
acompañanos dentro del superdome para. en nfl mobile. incluido en verizon.	Join us inside the Superdome on NFL Mobile. It's included on Verizon.
throwback a cuando era verano (ayer)  @ ocean park beach	Throwback to when it was summer yesterday @ ocean park beach.
he comido nutella, airheads, uvas, mac&cheese y pringles en mi tiempo de estudio. imma get fat.	I've eaten Nutella , Airheads , grapes , Mac & cheese and Pringles while studying . I'm gonna get fat .
imagen modeling by la gatita en su clase de etiqueta. regístrate en	Image modeling by the kitty in her etiquette class . Sign up at
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - rainbow six siege rap | zarcort).	I liked a video from <user> <user> ('rainbow six siege rap | zarcort').
<user> y cuando es tu senior trip?	<user> And when's your senior trip ?
este aereopuerto tiene pink berry:') i'm in looveee	This airport has pink berry:') I'm in looveee
rt <user>: puerto rico: se queja por impuestos porque no hay chavos. puerto rico: abren un mall y aparecen chavos, llenan el mall ha …	RT <user>: Puerto Rico: Complains about taxes because there's no money. Puerto Rico: Opens a mall and money appears, mall gets crowded.
"""rt <user>: como q """"not charging""""??? ya le puse el cable. q mas quiere? vaselina?"""	"""Real talk <user>: How about """"not charging"""" ??? I plugged the cable in . What else does it want ? Vaseline ?"""
comenta ¿zg4e o zb4e? zomber girl 4e o zomber boy 4e! que comience el juego!	Comment zomber girl 4e or zomber boy 4e ? Let the game begin !
rt <user>: we made it  las amoo!!	RT <user>: we made it, I love you girls!!
happy birthday a mi bej frennn 🆔	Happy birthday to my best frennn 🎉🎂!
con 25 gigabytes en el verizon cloud, more everything te ayuda a mantenerte organizado.	With 25 gigabytes in the Verizon Cloud , More Everything helps you stay organized .
el saldito a la fila from hell q hay para entrar a victoria! si se atreven a esperar par d horas para entrar suerte ahí!	the little line from hell that you have to endure to get into victoria ! if you dare to wait a couple of hours to get in , good luck !
me alegra que os haya gustado la canción con la señorita <user>! civil war!	I'm glad you enjoyed the song with Miss <user>! Civil war!
monday is a... new start new beginning new perspective. $11.5 * precio para pedidos a domicilio  096.880.7384	Monday is a... fresh start , new beginning , new perspective . $11.50 * delivery price , call 096 . 880 . 7384 .
"""puse la botella en el freezer """"pa que?"""" """"pa que esté fría y rica canto hijeputa"""" okkkkkkkkk"""	"I put the bottle in the freezer ""Why?"" ""So it gets cold and tastes great you motherfucker"" okkkkkkkkk."
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (videoclip	I liked a video from <user> on <user> - The Division vs. Uncharted 4 | Kronno Zomber | (Music Video)
el arte marca la moda la moda se pinta en tela tu decides vestir arte. salhua. still open!	Art sets the trend , fashion gets painted on fabric . You decide to wear art . salhua . still open !
nuevo tema + sorteoo!! civil war | kronno zomber & nery godoy | (vid...  vía <user>	New theme + giveaway ! Civil War | Kronno Zomber & Nery Godoy | (video by <user>)
sangría margaritas are the best!!! they do the job right!!!	Sangria margaritas are the best!!! They hit the spot!!!
he editado el vlog de hoy, he grabado para yellowmellow, he editado ese vídeo y ahora mismo se está exportando. mañana ultra productiva.	I edited today's vlog , I filmed for yellowmellow , edited that video and it's exporting right now . Tomorrow's gonna be an ultra productive day .
rt <user>: gracias, senior year, por el stress que me causas diariamente.	RT <user>: Thanks, senior year, for the daily stress you bring me.
* mandándole muchos tweets a guille por dm mientras hablamos por cel *	* sending Guillermo many tweets via dm while we're talking on the cell *
abc family esta on fire con las peliculas hoy  ️  ️  ️  ️	abc family is on fire with the movies today
acho necesito con quien hablar in the a.m cause im bored as fuck	I need someone to talk to in the a.m. because I'm bored out of my mind.
en 40 minutos tenéis el vlog, babies.	"The phrase in English would be: ""The vlog will be up in 40 minutes , my babies ."""
"""“<user>:"""" <user>: yo quiero ir!!!!  rt <user>: yeah here we come <user> <user> """"empaca pues! ”"""	"<user>: ""I want to go!!!! RT <user>: yeah here we come <user> <user> ""Pack then!"""
en estos mismos instantes estoy grabando el audio de assassins creed syndicate!!	Right now I'm recording the audio for Assassins Creed Syndicate!!!
"""zombers! estoy viendo la pelicula de equalizer """"justiciero"""" y he tenido que parar para poner este twit y deciros que es awesome!  miradla!"""	"""Zombies! I'm watching the Equalizer movie ""Justiciero"" and I had to stop to post this tweet and tell you it's awesome! Watch it!"""
desde trademark metals and recycling 13200 caoro lane. pasa por aqui para ganar premios …	From Trademark Metals Recycling at 13200 Caoro Lane . Come by and win some prizes ...
le tengo que quitar a mami toda red social. estoy  así de cambiarle el password de facebook.	I have to take mom off all social media . I'm seriously thinking of changing her Facebook password .
rt <user>: queee? antes mi autoestima estaba bien abajo.... not anymore.	RT <user>: what the heck ? My self - esteem was so low ... not anymore !
assassins creed syndicate | épic rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Assassins Creed Syndicate | epic rap | Kronno Zomber | (official music video ) : via <user>
jajaja lo de kiko rivera modo youtuber es otro nivel tienes subs que solo le dan dislikes! están suscritos para darle dislikes! xd me meooo!	hahaha Kiko Rivera's YouTuber mode is on another level , some subscribers just give you dislikes ! They're subscribed just to give you a thumbs down ! xD I'm meowing !
metiendo las patas desde el '95  le dije al dueño de happy bowls que no me gustaba el otro hb y resulta que le pertenece a su hijo.	Putting my foot in it since '95 , told the owner of happy bowls that I didn't like the other HB , turns out it belongs to his son .
maxis skirts are on top! con el 50%off por esta semana! escribenos al 096.880.7384 y te enviamos tu pedido!	Maxi skirts are on top! with 50% off this week ! Text us at 096.880.7384 and we'll ship your order to you !
hacen falta los jazz fest.	I miss the jazz fests.
we are on sale 70% de descuento!!! que te parece??	We are on sale 70% off !!! What do you think ???
sex piñata? enverdad las actividades en el campus son random cc	Is the piñata sexy? Seriously , the activities on campus are so random . cc
en salhua clothing su última temporada a precios de locura! %off	in Salhua Clothing's last season at insane prices! %off
yo quiero y necesito algo con oreo in it	I want and need something with oreo in it.
hay tantas personas que tienen tantos screenshots de snapchat míos que pueden hacer un collage en forma de libro	There are so many people who have so many screenshots of my Snapchats , they could make a collage-style scrapbook .
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ atención que van a los billboards pasen por …	<user> with repostapp . ˙・٠•●… attention everyone who's going to the billboards , come by …
si no fuera porque tengo senior project hoy pichaba la escuela	If it weren't for this senior project I'd skip school today .
<user> los primeros 3 season!!!!! estan en netflix watch themmmmmmm	<user> the first 3 seasons !!!!!! are on netflix watch themmmmmmm
rt <user>: necesito vuestra ayuda! rt a este tweet please, para pasar a la fase final de los, mi número en el concurso …	RT <user>: I need your help! RT this tweet please , to get to the final stage of the , my number in the contest ...
<user> baby i'm here, hay q vernos para organizarnos para	<user> baby i'm here , we need to meet up to organize
ugh las cartas de financial aid son un peo entender	ugh the financial aid letters are a headache to understand
<user> yessss! te voy a mandar pic por dm	<user> yes ! I'll send u pics via dm
soy una hoarder de ropa que creo que voy usar... i need help	I'm a hoarder of clothes that I think I'm going to wear ... some day... I really need help!
no es por nada pero yo no pagaria por un jovani gram.. $200 para que me canten por 15 minutos? no thanks i can sing to mysef for free	It's not that I don't like them , but I wouldn't pay $200 for a Jovani Gram . Twenty bucks to get a 15-minute serenade ? No thanks , I can serenade myself for free .
¿alguien en maya que me acompañe a comer en happy bowls por favooor?	Does anyone here speak Maya? Please accompany me to Happy Bowls for lunch!
una final muy intensa! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	A very intense final! | Lucky Island | Minecraft: via <user>
bienvenida imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en	Welcome to modeling image by the little kitty sign up at
estaría corriendo jet ski ahora mismo feliz de la vida.	I'd be running jet ski right now happy af.
<user> en stylist <user>; <user> en stylist <user>	<user> needs a stylist <user> .
1 d los d popular: aumentos cuentas e-account o chequera popular pagaría $2 por retirar dinero de un cajero q no sea de la red del bppr.	One of the most popular ones: e-account or current account users would pay $2 to withdraw money from an ATM that's not part of the BPPR network.
mi abuela lleva casada más de 50 años con mi abuelo y sigue odiando a las hermanas de mi abuelo y celandolo on fire	My grandmother has been married to my grandfather for over 50 years and she still hates his sisters and is super jealous of him .
rt <user>: si usas el univision conecta app, esta podrías ser tú. no, seriously, you could be the 4th judge! <user>  …	RT <user>: If you use the Univision Conecta app , this could be you . No , seriously , you could be the fourth judge ! <user> ...
ultimate guide to being colegial; sección de comidas.	Ultimate guide to being a student; food section.
estamos llegando a las 50k visualizaciones en snapchat y eso me hace feliz. muy feliz. hoy seguimos con el domingo de snupchut...	We're reaching 50k views on Snapchat and that makes me happy . Really happy . Today we continue with Snupchut Sunday ...
quiero ver american horror story pero soy muy caga para ver season 1 sola...	I want to watch American Horror Story but I'm too scared to watch season 1 alone .
no hay nada mejor que caer rendido, con smartphone en mano y la red 4g lte más grande del país.	There's nothing better than falling asleep with your smartphone in your hand and the largest 4G LTE network in the country .
<user> noooo fajardo pleasee! jajajajja its a terrible name!	<user> noooo please! jajajajja it's a terrible name!
donde se han escondido mia zombisitos!!! batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial)	Where have my little zombies hidden themselves !!! Batman Arkham Knight epic rap - Kronno Zomber (official music video)
deseosa de ver a mis niñas! imagen modeling by la gatita feliz sábado. imagenmodelingbylagatita	Eager to see my girls ! Image modeling by the happy kitty . Have a great Saturday !
imagen modeling by la gatita happy	Imaging modeling by the kitty happy.
eh ehehehe ehe ehehehe hoy a las 20.00 vídeo en yellowmellow eh ehhehhehhehehhehehhehehe yo creo que no os lo vais a querer perder...	eh ehehehe ehe ehehehe tonight at 8:00 pm video on yellowmellow eh ehhehhehhehehhehehhehe i think you guys won't want to miss it ...
hola q bueno q te gusto es de la marca french connection <user>	"""Hello it's great that you liked it , it's from the brand French Connection <user> ."""
le digo a papi que lea mi term paper y quiere que arregle todo. sike	I tell dad to read my term paper and he wants me to fix everything . Not gonna happen !
"""le di rt y me salió """"tweet not found"""" okaps, dale"""	"""I gave it a RT and got 'tweet not found' oops , got it now"""
khloe es mi spirit animal   ️	Khloe's my spirit animal.
<user> no puedo mano, he tratado con himym y no pude at all	<user> I can't bro, I've tried with himym and I couldn't at all
my office for the day! la oficina del dia!	My office for the day! The office of the day!
sexy vs. vulgar de angie escamilla - angieestilo angie escamilla	Sexy vs. Vulgar by Angie Escamilla - AngieEstilo Angie Escamilla
<user> gracias por tu apoyo baby! love u!! ya mismo nos vamooss!!!!! woooho	<user> thank you for your support baby! love u!! we're off soon!!!!! woooho
a stylist knows her style look de viernes. tips de como lograr un look con inspiración en los …	A stylist knows her style Friday look . Tips on achieving a look inspired by the...
concierto y quedada kronno zomber, nery godoy y dj fred:  vía <user>	Concert and meetup Kronno Zomber , Nery Godoy and DJ Fred : via <user> .
"""<user>: <user>: <user> ya llegue:) """"yass bitch yaaas jajaja"""" jajajaja i love et! u missed me i knoww!!!!"""	"""<user>: <user>: <user> I'm here:) ""yass slayyyyy!! jajaja"" jajaja I love it! You know you missed me!!!!"""
rt <user>: <user> don't worry, aumenta las ganas de verlo y cuando al fin podamos, la explosión de culo será monumental	RT <user>: <user> don't worry , the more we want to see it , the bigger the ass explosion will be when we finally can .
todo el día en pj's, mejor domingo del mes we can say	All day in pjs, best Sunday ever of the month we can say.
flowers feed the soul  tallas: s • m • l 29.90 pedidos al 096.880.7384 (whatsapp)	Flowers feed the soul Sizes: S • M • L 29.90 Order at 096.880.7384 (WhatsApp)
vale vale! que grandes! ^^ hagamos un test! mirad los twits de abajo para enteder en que consiste cada cosa!  ️ thanks	Okay okay! That's great! ^^ Let's do a test! Look at the tweets below to understand what each thing is about! ️ Thanks
<user>: mi tia: vas a beber hoy? yo: si mi tia: take good care of your private parts  she is wise!	<user>: my aunt: are you drinking tonight ? me: yes , auntie : take good care of your private parts ! she's wise !
on the bright side mañana al fin veo a mi big sista:')	On the bright side tomorrow finally my big sister:) will see me.
un jodio sándwich a casi $9, mere, la próxima voy pa 'chili's y pido del kids menu	a damn sandwich for almost $9 , mom , next time i 'm getting food at 'chili 's and ordering from the kids ' menu
happy friday familia.... en un studio decorado bello! ese detalle de mi hermana …	Happy Friday family ... in a beautiful decorated studio! That detail from my sister ...
me he tirado como 5 horas grabando un gameplay de maincraft ajajaja y encima no he conseguido ganar ninguna partida soy un noob...  t_t xd	I've been recording Minecraft gameplay for like 5 hours lol and I still haven't won a single match I'm such a noob... t_t xd
he dejado de ser noob!! con zarcort, luis, cojo y anna | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	I've stopped being a noob!! with Zarcort , Luis , Cojo and Anna | The Hunger Games | Minecraft : via <user>
rt <user>: me encanta hablar con personas open minded; que podamos hablar de sexo, los astros, la vida, la muerte y que no sea we …	Real talk, <user>: I love having conversations with open-minded people; where we can talk about sex, the cosmos, life and death without it being weird...
<user> <user> jajajajajajajajaja. este weekend no jajaja. el weekend de las justas podemosnir a gilligan	<user> <user> hahahahahahahaha . not this weekend , haha . we can go to gilligan during the tournament weekend .
buenos días desde atenas. good morning from athens!	Good morning from Athens!
show me the beat of your heart  blusa $24.90 falda $20.00 envíos  096.880.7384	Show me the beat of your heart shirt $24.90 skirt $20.00 shipping 096.880.7384
zombers os recuerdo que está es la única pagina oficial de facebook! todo lo demás es fake!!	Just a reminder , this is the only official zombie Facebook page ! Everything else is fake !!
rt <user>: los colombianos aunque pierdan tienen a shakira y a pablo escobar... tell me who 's the real loser	RT <user>: Colombians , even when they lose have Shakira and Pablo Escobar ... who's the real loser .
tengo que ponerle bubble wrap a el frame de la puerta de mi closet me sigo llegando la esquina con la rodilla :/	I have to put bubble wrap on the frame of my closet door , I keep hitting my knee on the corner :/
grand slam party latino este viernes solo a $1 dólar, te espera desde las 6am en …	Grand slam party this Friday in Latino for only $1 dollar , starting from 6 A . M . at …
rt <user>: si tu haces esto después de ver a tu chica, ur the real mvp.	RT <user>: if you do this after seeing your girl , you 're the real MVP .
rt <user>: one direction sin zayn no es lo mismo	RT <user>: one direction without zayn is not the same
me liquido a cojo! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	I'm off to bed! | lucky island | minecraft: via <user>
rt <user>: gente ya el problema se resolvio, se puede ver el video de nuevo en youtube; go pro: the end	RT <user>: The issue has been fixed , everyone ! You can watch the video again on YouTube . Go Pro: The End .
sobrevivimos a los 4 parques ayer!!! hoy pa universal, island y hard rock!!!	We survived the 4 parks yesterday !!! Today to universal , island and hard rock !!!
necesito un nap para recuperarme de los naps de ayer	I need a nap to recover from the naps yesterday.
yo de verdad que me voy a reir si okc le gana a golden state	I will really laugh if OKC beats Golden State.
"""rt <user>: cuando tuitea """"quiero alguien pa tener muchos date y pal cuddleeee"""" i'm over here like"""	"""rt <user>: when they tweet """"i want someone to have many dates and cuddles"""" i'm over here like"""
<user> jajajajaj yo cuando vi tu cara.. yo shit shes on to me... deny deny mayday mayday l i e!	<user> hahahaha me when I saw your face , damn she's onto me . deny deny mayday mayday LIE !
se viene videazooooo!!!!! en un rato lo tendréis en el canal!!! ^^ uncharted 4 rap!!	The video is coming!!!! It'll be on the channel in a bit!!! ^^ Uncharted 4 rap!!!
<user> sol happy happy birthday!! que tengas un lindo día y que cumplas muchísimos más	<user> So happy happy birthday ! May you have a lovely day and many more birthdays to come !
rt <user>: las calles are gonna get me through this week	RT <user>: the streets will get me through this week.
<user> ¡hola! los puntos son parte del programa smart rewards. más información en este enlace:  ~ as	<user> Hello! The points are part of the smart rewards program . More info on this link : ~ as
mis alumnas también se une a la gran batalla imagen modeling by la gatita.	My students also join the great battle image modeling by the little kitty.
good morning familia!!!! san patrick day con	Good morning family!!!! Saint Patrick's Day with(out) you all sucks!
seleccionando looks con una vibra de los años 50 para los upfront <user> <user> y mas	Selecting 50s-vibe looks for the upfronts <user> <user> and more.
las fotos, snapchats, phhhoto o lo que sea que se tiran algunas tipas nada más para enseñar las tetas me la explota a un nivel sobrenatural.	The photos , Snapchats , phhhotos or whatever some chicks post just to show off their boobs blow my mind to another level .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el super dream team con arene! ^^ | juegos del hambre |	I've enjoyed a video from <user> about <user> (the super dream team with Arene! ^^ | The Hunger Games |
no hay mac n 'cheese en casa.	There's no mac 'n' cheese at home.
woooho mi hermana llega hoy!!!! ooo happy dayyy!!!	woooho my sister arrives today !!!! ooo happy dayyy !!!!
lol, ni que gastar $100 en tres lipsticks.	lol , as if I'm going to spend $100 on three lipsticks .
<user> es mi pimp.. jajaj love youu!	<user> is my pimp . haha love you too !
happy birthdayyy a tamara maría, ma favorite person.. que tengas un día maravilloso, lleno de …	Happy birthday to Tamara María , my favourite person . Have an amazing day filled with ...
mi vida mega mix (reggaeton) by wisin & yandel, found with <user>. listen now: throwback	my life mega mix (reggaeton) by wisin & yandel , found with <user> . listen now: flashback
queremos un closet lleno de colores ñoreal we all want a colorfull closet	We all want a closet full of bright colors.
cambiemos los mt por morning sex.	Let's change the MTs into morning sex.
rt <user>: quiero un date bien cute	RT <user>: I want a cute date
breaking rap | kronno zomber (prod. por brian o'donell beats) (videocl...  vía <user>	Breaking rap | Kronno Zomber (prod . by Brian O'Donnell Beats ) (video coming soon ...) via <user> .
de pita de pitaaar g! <user> donde está mi base de the last of us?  yiah!	"""de pita de pitaaar g! <user> where's my base from The Last of Us ? yaahi !"""
aprovechando el bug! | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	Taking advantage of the bug! | The Hunger Games | Minecraft: via <user>
el traje cute, bizcocho nice, la doña con los cantos guindando yuck!!! deja q llegue la mia y ahí si q t hago un cuento!!	The cute outfit , the delicious cake , the lady hanging on the walls yuck ! ! Just wait until mine arrives , then I 'll give you the full story !
con mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita	With my students in image modeling by the little kitty
estoy preparando un temazo gracias a <user>, el me ha hecho la instrumental de battlefield 1 vs infinite warfare!!!!	I'm cooking up a banger thanks to <user>, he made the instrumental for battlefield 1 vs infinite warfare!!!!
<user> super rico el king king como siempre! <user>	<user> Super delicious as always the king king ! <user>
triangle bikini en salhua store! love colors  we are open hoy sabado estamos abiertos!	Triangle bikini at Salhua store ! Love the colors and they have all sizes ! We are open today too !
shonda rhimes en otra vida fue un serial killer, no hay break.	Shonda Rhimes was a serial killer in another life , no break .
yo solo estoy viendo el superbowl por el half-time show	I'm only watching the Superbowl for the halftime show
"""by lvcommunications """""""" via photorepost_app """"vivian las …"""	"""by lvcommunications """""""" shared via photorepost_app """" Vivian the …"""
<user> no me gusta q pa q otros celulares no iphones vean tengo que enviar los emojis color simpson y ademas el keyboard es 2 big	<user> i don't like that only iphone users see the emojis as simpsons , and also the keyboard is too big .
rt <user>: tu autoestima te llevará al éxito. don't let anybody fuck with that.	RT <user>: Your self-esteem will lead you to success . Don't let anyone mess with that .
mañana empezaré a subir gameplays de cod black ops 3!!:)	I'll start uploading gameplay of cod black ops 3 tomorrow !:)
black mail <user> jajajajajajja cuando eras mi beffa:')	black mail <user> hahahahaha when you were my little joke:)
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - lucky island minerap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( lucky island minerap | kronno zomber | (official video
rt <user>: popcorn time es la que hay	It's movie time, folks! Let's go!
rt <user>: cuidado con lo que escribes en un texto... puede que termines en un screenshot en twitterrrr	Be careful what you write in a text... you might end up on a screenshot on twitttterrrr
<user>: a los primeros días de senior year  otro sushi date, que dicen?  date? pleaseee:)	<user>: back to the first days of senior year , another sushi date , what do you say ? date ? pleaseee:)
maldito alcohol by pitbull vs. afrojack, found with <user>, listen now: road trip a mitad de semana.... <user>	Damned alcohol by pitbull vs . afrojack , found with <user> , listen now : mid-week road trip .... <user>
vacaciones time! lista ya para i'm ready!.	"""Vacation time! I'm already packed and ready to go!"
mañana! ponte en forma con la gatita domingo 6 de julio de 9am a 11am en showtime fitness studios, 2170 west 10th court hialeah, fl 33010	tomorrow! get fit with the kitty Sunday July 6th from 9am-11am at showtime fitness studios, 2170 west 10th court Hialeah, FL 33010.
mama hace cielito lindo quien pone los brownies y los sandwich de mezcla??	Mom's making little pretty sky , who's bringing the brownies and the cookie-crust sandwiches ?
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - far cry primal rap | cyclo & kronno).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - far cry primal rap | cyclo & kronno) .
en mi vida había gasta'o tanto para valentine's, wtf	In my life I had never spent so much for Valentine's , wtf !
un look moderno <user> en <user> style by <user> …	A modern look <user> in <user> style by <user> ...
: ¿cuál es el app de mensajes más popular del mundo? a) facebook messenger b) skype c) kik d) whatsapp	What's the world's most popular messaging app? a) facebook messenger b) skype c) kik d) whatsapp
que genial está quedando el video de youtubers life! cuanto curro tiene encima!!! la zombersquad lo sabe!! <user> ^^	How cool the youtubers life video is turning out! It has so much work put into it!!! The zombersquad knows it!! <user> ^^
<user> el tema del feminismo y la gente comentando gilipolleces supinas me puede... i can n't pam	<user> The topic of feminism and people spouting absolute bullshit really grinds my gears... I can't even pamper myself.
rt <user>: quiero un trabajo pero no quiero que siempre me joda los planes  the struggle	I want a job , but I don't want it to always fuck up my plans . The struggle is real !
rt <user>: <user> <user> hello gatica me pueden poner vivir la vida con toño rosario, gracias!!! happy monday!!!	"Can you guys play ""Vivir la vida"" by Toño Rosario, please!!! Happy Monday!!!"
quien es el siguiente?? mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber	who's next ?? mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ disfrutando de un pozole y unos tacos de lengua deliciosos …	<user> enjoying a delicious pozole and some tongue tacos ...
voy a estar contestando y mandando dm a todos los que tuiteen la captura de su compra del single con el hashtag. go!	I'll be replying and sending DMs to everyone who tweets a capture of their purchase of the single with the hashtag . Go !
chicos <user> necesita ayuda zomber!!! todos con el hashtag y el mio  gracias de corazon!  ️	guys <user> needs help zomber !!! everyone with the hashtag and mine too , thank you from the bottom of my heart ! ! !
pepper ann pepper ann en su cole no hay rival pepper ann nadie puede con e-lla!!	Pepper Ann Pepper Ann , in her school no rival can beat Pepper Ann !
rt <user>: shoutout a mi higado que fue tremendo campeon este wiken	Shoutout to my liver for being a total champion this weekend .
“<user>: <user> <user> tava yo, tava aida, tava angie, tavamos puras tpc's luv my 305 girlfriends ” puro girls!	“<user>: <user> <user> it was me , it was Aida , it was Angie , we were all TPC 's luv my Miami girlfriends ” just girls !
“<user>: <user> amooor im here!!! hope to see u tonight!:) ” yeahhh!!!! si baby perfect!!!	“<user>: <user> my love , I'm here !!! Hope to see you tonight ! : ) ” Yeah , baby , perfect ! ! !
imagen modeling by la gatita, comienza nuevos cursos en enero registrate  …	Image modeling by the kitty , starts new courses in January sign up ...
pedí mozzarella y me dieron nuggets; le pedí una barbecue y me dieron marinara, coño, brutal, servicio de excelencia	I asked for mozzarella and they gave me nuggets ; I asked for barbecue and they gave me marinara , damn it , excellent service .
feliz feliz cumple <user> tq friend. eres una super persona y el mejor regalo para ti es mi amistad. lol.	Happy birthday <user> ! I love you friend . The best gift for you is my friendship . LOL .
rt <user>: soy un gamer hardcore y solo yo tengo derecho a jugarlo por que soy mas hardcore que nadie * espuma por la boca *  …	RT <user>: I'm a hardcore gamer and only I have the right to play it cause I'm more hardcore than anyone *foam at the mouth*...
este plastico se merece un rap... lo titularé el rap del plastico o plastica por que alomejor es hembra	this plastic deserves a rap ... i'll title it the rap of the plastic or plastica because it might be female
no puedo cambiar lo que pasó, pero i'm sure as hell que me puedo reír cc de ello	I can't change what happened , but I'm sure as hell can laugh about it .
no sé por qué no le puedo contestar, pero soy muy fan de este señor que ha comentado en el vlog... pls xd	I don't know why I can't reply , but I'm a big fan of this guy who commented on the vlog ... please xd
“<user>: bath & body works llega a |  ” por fin!!!	“<user>: Bath & Body Works finally arrives at | ” freaking finally!!!
puñeta setié mi full up	Fuck , I'm full up .
rt <user>: youtubers life - 1.000.000 de suscriptores! ¿quieres casarte conmigo?:  vía <user>	RT <user>: YouTubers Life - 1 million subscribers ! Do you want to marry me ? Via <user>
<user>: últimamente todos mis sc son iguales jajajaja full blame it o the pollen!	<user>: lately all my sneezes are the same jajajaja blame it on the pollen !
yo no tengo miedo de jugar al black ops 3!!  el que tiene miedo es <user>  en sus ultimos gameplays le tiembla hasta el mando!	I'm not afraid to play Black Ops 3 ! The one who's scared is <user> ! In his last gameplays the controller was shaking !
bienvenidas a imagen modeling by la gatita, próximo open house este miércoles 24 de julio regístrate …	Welcome to Imagen Modeling by La Gatita, next open house is this Wednesday July 24th, sign up ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber | (	I have enjoyed a video from <user> on <user>'s YouTube channel about gangster rap : Kronno Zomber |
wi!! ya zomos 240.000 zombers en twitah!  que la infección se propague!!	We're 240 , 000 zombies on Twitter ! Let the infection spread !
good morning!!! actívate el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning!!! Turn on the new switch to 106.7 fm!
people me gané una medalla por ping pong... todo es posible en la vida	I won a medal in ping pong... anything is possible in life.
<user> jajajajaajaj i beat you too it! wow me leiste la mente yo im done ya me lo se todo	<user> hahahaha you're too quick ! You read my mind , I'm done I know it all already !
el rap más épico hasta el momento! rise of the tomb riader | rap play | kronno zomber	The most epic rap so far! Rise of the Tomb Riader | Rap Play | Kronno Zomber
wardrobe selection seleccion de vestuario! …	Wardrobe selection clothing choices!
con camila tengo un forever rematch de flip the cup! no superare que calleron perff	with Camila I have a forever rematch of flip the cup! I can't get over that they fell perfectly
"""rt <user>: messi pasó de """"tengo problemas"""" a """"call me daddy"""""""	"""rt <user>: messi went from """"i have issues"""" to """"call me daddy"""""""
"""<user> pa q vaya con el 42 """"un home theater sony 3d blu-ray done y bien duro!!!"""	"<user> so it can go with the 42 """"a Sony 3D Blu - ray , top notch !!!"
<user>: * hides good snacks from family members * <user> paola ayala y su secrete stach de cookies... jajaja	<user>: * hides delicious snacks from my family members * <user> Paola Ayala and her secret stash of cookies ... haha
estamos hoy en toyota os south florida junto con <user> hay mucho …	We're live at Toyota in South Florida with <user> . There's a lot ...
church's no debería de ser un fast food, si no un slow motion food.	Church's should not be a fast food , but a slow motion food .
perdon por tener que borrarlo zombers! breaking rap | kronno zomber | (prod. brian o'donell)  vía <user>	Sorry for having to delete it zombers! breaking rap | kronno zomber | (prod. Brian O'Donnell) via <user>
me he encontrado con unos zombers en minecraft y vamos hechar unas partis! jaja super selfie!	I've come across some zombies in Minecraft and we're gonna play a few games ! haha awesome selfie !
<user>: <user> jajajaja que cuteee te amoo gingerrrr always! y love you too nigga:)	<user>: <user> hahahaha so cute , I love you ginger ! And love you too homie:)
buenas noches zombers recordad que podeis descargar la canción de soundcloud cod black ops 3 vs battlefront rap play!	Good night zombers remember you can download the song from soundcloud cod black ops 3 vs battlefront rap play!
“<user>: look de hoy gracias a mi flaca <user> amo el naranja  ”  de te queda bello flaks	“<user>: today's look thanks to my skinny<user> i love orange it looks beautiful on you flaks”
mensaje en snapchat. básicamente explico por qué hoy no habrá vlog, pero sí snupchut. finde de snupchut. locura.	message on snapchat . basically explaining why there won't be a vlog today , but there will be a snapchat story . snapchat weekend . craziness .
el nombre de kronno y el de zombers porque surgió? tien … — zip todo tiene historia, kronno viene por que queria po …	What's the origin of the names Kronno and Zombers? ... Zip everything has a story , Kronno comes because I wanted to call it Chrono , like the time thing , but then my friend couldn't pronounce it properly , so we ended up keeping Kronno .
rt <user>: mi logica: tengo pal de cosas que hacer so mejor me cojo un nap.	RT <user>: My logic: I have a lot of things to do so I'd better take a nap.
adoro estar con mis chicas imagen modeling by la gatita	I love hanging out with my girls image modeling by the kitty
imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty. Sign ups.
rt <user>: <user> -gps -jangueos -tadana -chula -good pics -me suelen gustar tus tweets -you like to dress nicely -good hair style	Real talk <user>: <user> -hangouts -fun -chill -cutie -nice pics -I usually dig your tweets -you like to dress up nice -cute hairdo
<user> love you friend!! you are back! regresando con exito! un gustazo ser parte de este equipo <user>	<user> Love you friend!! You're back! Coming back successfully! It's a real pleasure to be part of this team <user>
summer days que quisiera repetir ️ @ gran melia golf resort and spa - …	Summer days I'd like to relive <3 @ gran melia golf resort and spa - ...
de mujer a mujer (woman to woman) en palmetto hospital	From woman to woman at Palmetto Hospital.
<user> le tiré hasta ss cuz he amazing.	<user> I sent him/her so many s's because he/she's amazing.
rt <user>: gracias <user> por mis vestidos!! you are the best!!! love you!	RT <user>: Thank you <user> for my dresses ! You're the best !!! Love you !
“<user>: mi look de hoy para <user> gracias <user> loved it!!!  ” bella mi rash con vestido de	“<user>: my look for today by <user> thanks <user> loved it!!! ” beautiful my outfit with a dress from
hay tantas actividades en senior year y tantos fkn gastos	There are so many activities in senior year and so many fkn expenses
<user> <user> aahh true true... el reunion en precol no fue lo mismo.. we actually did school shit	<user> <user> aahh true true ... the reunion at Precol wasn't the same .. we actually did some real studying .
un día en mi vida! a day. in my life …	A day in my life!...
ver fotos de prom y ver a in tipo con etiqueta que no sea negra me da ganas de vomitar te lo juro...	Seeing pictures of prom and seeing a guy in a non black suit makes me wanna throw up I swear ...
si os soy sincero podría sacar mas raps por semana... pero cuando he hecho yo algo simple?? never! esa es mi esencia  z4e!  ️	If I'm being honest , I could drop more raps per week... but have I ever done anything simple ? never! that's my essence z4e ! 🌟
hoy de 3:30 - 5:30 van a estar vendiendo taquillas para el after de asj en ben and jerrys de torrimar. el proximo 27 a las 2am de la ghetto	Today from 3:30 - 5:30 pm they will be selling tickets for ASJ's afterparty at the Ben & Jerry's in Torrimar . It's next Friday at 2am in the ghetto .
yo nunca vi full house..... no se si verla	I never watched Full House ..... not sure if I should watch it
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - he muerto a lo gta! que épico! | battle royale ep. 1 |	I've enjoyed a video from <user> - I've died (like in GTA! So epic! | Battle Royale Ep. 1 |
valley power!!! <user> y yo. gusto trabajar una vez más contigo! <user>	"""Valley power!!! <user> I too enjoy working with you again! <user>"""
el vlog de hoy: otro daily vlogger	today's vlog: another daily vlogger
rt <user>: tengo dos meses para conseguirme un prom date	I have two months to find a prom date
bruh ya están empezando los tweets/peleas de asj olympics  que mucho extraño el field day	bruh the asj olympics tweets/fights are starting , i miss field day so much .
buenas tardes zombers!! ahora mismo me dispongo a escribir la primera palabra del rap de black ops 3 zombies!!   ️	Good afternoon zombers !! Right now I'm about to write the first word of the Black Ops 3 Zombies rap !! ️
<user>: parmesan mozzarella sticks  yo quieroo:)	<user>: parmesan mozzarella sticks  I want:)
veo statuses viejos en los memories y me da vergüenza.	I see old statuses in the memories and I'm embarrassed.
<user> dnd lo compraste? el mío era de home depot	<user> where did you buy it? mine was from home depot
los que mas twitteen hoy con el hashtag tendrán mas oportunidades de ser saludados en el vídeo de esta tarde! lets go!!	Those who tweet the most today with the hashtag will have more chances of being greeted in this afternoon's video ! Let's go !
acabo de recibir un email de una profesora y por 5 segundos me acordé que venía a la uni a estudiar y no a comer y beber	I just received an email from a professor and for 5 seconds I remembered that I came to university to study , not to eat and drink .
y asi fue el encuentro de tia <user> with ñoescamilla coming soon!!!  …	And that's how the meeting between auntie <user> and ñoescamilla is going to be soon!!!
un look de <user> <user> vestido de la boutique <user> stylist <user>	A <user> <user>'s look , <user> dressed from the <user> boutique , styled by <user> .
infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano? (prod. por sa...  vía <user>	"""Infamous Second Son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain? (prod . by sa ... via <user>"""
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - kronno zomber vs chiwy8 | 1 vs 1 (black ops 3) |).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> (- kronno zomber vs chiwy8 | 1 vs 1 (black ops 3) |).
hace falta un fastfood drive-thru de comida orgánica, batidas de proteina, fuit salads, comida vegan, etc.	We need a fast food drive-thru with organic food , protein shakes , fruit salads , vegan meals and so on .
estamos listas para cumplir nuestras metas * new blouse ya en stock en nuestra tienda y para pedidos	We are ready to reach our goals * new blouse now in stock at our store and for order .
<user> <user> -jessica -jodón but nice -musicón en el carro jaja	<user> <user> -Jessica -annoying but nice -great music in the car haha
vamos a estudiar el domingo ok? 11:27 am status: durmiendo	Let's study on Sunday okay? 11:27 am status: sleeping
di si mi rouling! <user> que raro que cantando con ese swag no te haya saltado el copy!! xdxp	Say if my rouling! <user> it's weird that while singing with that swag the copy didn't jump on you!! xdxp
rt <user>: esto es para ustedes, photo taken by <user>	Real-time <user> : This one's for you guys , photo taken by <user> .
la moda debe ser natural y divertida. carolina herrera. long dress  open 11:00 a 7:00 pm	Fashion should be natural and fun . Carolina Herrera . Long dress open from 11:00 a.m . to 7:00 p.m .
¿android? ¿windows? el htc one (m8) viene en los dos sabores.	"""Android ? Windows ? The HTC One (M8) comes in both flavours ."""
look de hoy unnuevodia <user> vestido bloomingdale's	Today's look <user> dress from Bloomingdale's
“<user>: cheescake factory viene a puerto rico  ” q rico!!!	“<user>: cheescake factory is coming to puerto rico” how cool!!!
stahp con el spam, please...	Stop with the spam, please...
jesusfoto with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰... la mas chiquita del cortejo con su acompañante …	Jesus photo with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰... the smallest one in the procession with her partner .
bellas!!! las latinas este año para miss universe!... monicperez <user> …	Beautiful!!! The Latinas this year for Miss Universe! ... monicperez <user> ...
<user> are you a <user> fan? estás apunto de convertirte en un super fan. mansions un dm para más info.	<user> are you a fan? you're about to become a super fan . hit me up in my dms for more info .
rt <user>: 15 años después...  ️ <user> gracias <user> y <user> por mi bellísimo outfit! ht …	RT <user>: 15 years later ... <3 <user> thank you <user> and <user> for my beautiful outfit! HT ...
1 millón en este rap ya!!   batman vs superman epic rock/rap play  | kronno zomber	1 million in this rap already ! batman vs superman epic rock / rap play | kronno zomber
el vlog de hoy, más mágico que nunca... youtubers en disneyland	Today's vlog, more magical than ever ... YouTubers at Disneyland .
<user> d borders o d tu actual work.	<user> of borders or your current work .
<user> sus papas son de pr pero she was born and raised in chicago	<user> Her parents are from Puerto Rico but she was born and raised in Chicago.
hello monday! asi comienso mi lunes. …	Hello Monday! This is how my Monday begins.
let the weekend begin  outfit: blusa neón $25.00 falda azul $20.00 seguimos tomando tus pedidos  096.880.7384	Let the weekend begin Outfit: Neon blouse $25.00 , Denim skirt $20.00 . We keep taking your orders 096 . 880 . 7384 .
black guayaba, caramelos, jarabe, la secta, na ', aquí muriendo con este playlist	Black guava, candies , syrup, the sect, nothing ' , dying here with this playlist
rt <user>: la gente cada vez se pone mas pendeja en twitter, dis has to stahp	RT <user>: People are getting dumber and dumber on Twitter , this has to stop .
súper honor ser parte del media tour contigo mr. hollywood <user> hollywood glam	It's super honor being part of the media tour with you Mr. Hollywood <user> glam hollywood!
<user> like a xx or xyy or no se cual mas jajajajajja	<user> like a xx or xyy or I don't know which one anymore haha haha
rt <user>: me: * pichea hacer un trabajo all day. * me hours later: * sits down to do it * me five min in: * zzzzz.. *	RT <user>: Me: * Slacked off from doing work all day . * Me hours later : * sits down to do it * Me five minutes in : * snoring .. *
rt <user>: ok, ya me dio el shock. mi senior year ya se está acabando	RT <user>: Okay , my final year is almost over .
"""rt <user>: """"me siento orgulloso de ayudar a gente con mi música, supongo que eso es lo más importante, me equivoco?"""" - kronno zomber @ …"""	"""RT <user>: 'I'm proud to help people with my music , guess that 's the most important thing , am I wrong ?' - kronno zomber @ … """
less is more... blusa disponible en nuestra tienda.	"""Less is more... blouse available at our store."""
me he encontrado a una zomber que es una crack jugando a minecraft! :d no como yo que soy un noobi :( snif snif...	I've found a zomber who's amazing at playing Minecraft! :D Unlike me , I'm such a noob :( Sniff sniff ...
el vlog de hoy, pequeños influencers: el peor vlog de la historia	Today's vlog, little influencers: the worst vlog ever.
infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano? (prod. por sa...  vía <user>	Infamous Second Son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain? (prod . by sa ... via <user>
"""by beatrizstylist """"vamos a!"""" via photorepost_app """"yo se bien que estoy afuera …"""	"""by beatrizstylist """"let's go!"""" via photorepost_app """"i know i'm outside …"""
rt <user>: jajaj couple goals cojones es, se baja tu novia asi en cualquier sitio en p.r minimo peleas con 15 cabrones  …	RT <user>: LOL that's some serious couple goals , man . Your girl pulls up on you like that in P.R and you're bound to get into a fight with at least 15 guys ...
rt <user>: yo les aseguro q ninguno de ustedes tuvo un senior year igual de cabrón q el mío porque es que graduarse de asj es otra cosa …	RT <user>: I assure you that none of you had a senior year as tough as mine because graduating from asj is on another level ...
“<user>: foto foto!!!!!  ” feliz cumple pato una noche increible <user> love u	"<user>: Photo time!!!!"" Happy birthday <user> , an incredible night <user> love u"
imagen modeling by la gatita ready for fashion show premier …	Image modeling by the kitten ready for the fashion show premier ...
c h o k e r s ️ disponibles en salhua. dir: urdesa central circunvalación sur y guayacanes	Hockeys ️ available in salhua . location : urdesa central south circumvallation and guayacanes .
<user> nuestro plan more everything de 10 gb es una excelente opción para 4 lineas, le interesaba tener teléfonos inteligentes? ~ mh	<user> Our 'more everything' plan for 10 gigabytes is a great option for four lines , were you interested in getting smartphones ? ~ mh
"""<user> jajaja vas a salir bien chill, pero just in case """"may the power of christ compel you!"""""""	"<user> haha you're gonna be fine , but just in case ""may the power of Christ compel you !"""
último día!! s a l e!! 50% off te esperamos!! dirección: calle malecón 123 y olmedo teléfono: …	Last day! S A L E ! ! 50% off ! ! We're waiting for you ! ! Address : Malecon Street 123 and Olmedo . Phone : …
rt <user>: como a ido el fin de semana? habeis escuchado ya batman arkham knight epic rap de <user>? no tiene desperdicio! https …	Real talk, how's everyone's weekend been so far? Y'all heard <user>'s epic rap about Batman Arkham Knight? It's fire, trust me! https...
rt <user>: gracias vestido de <user> stylist <user> <user> <user> y showroom <user> great team!!!	Real talk, <user>: thank you, <user>'s dress, <user> stylist, <user>, <user>, and <user> showroom! Amazing team!!!
"""una persona random me dijo """"tú te pareces a una nena que yo conozco que se llama natalia""""..... wtf"""	"""a random person told me 'you look like a girl i know named natalia'..... wtf"""
estaba encojona... ahora lo estoy más. que carajo shonda, stop making meredith hurt. puñeta.	I was pissed off...now I'm even more . damn it shonda , stop making meredith hurt . damn it .
see you tomorrow morning for ponte en forma con la gatita at westland mall from 9am to 11am. <user> …	See you tomorrow morning for get fit with the kitty at Westlands Mall from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. <user> ...
la opción de faltar mañana está en mis manos... tempting af	The option of skipping tomorrow is in my hands ... so tempting!
el samsung gear fit no descansa hasta que tú descanses. descúbrelo ahora:	The Samsung Gear Fit won't rest until you do . Find it out now:
rt <user>: alert spoiler! <user> & <user> dándolo todo como siempre  vs.   …	Real-time <user>: Alert spoiler! <user> & <user> giving it all as always
"""rt <user>: <user> <user> has el tag del gamer, eso seria épico con """"e"""" mayuscula xd"""	"""Real talk <user>: <user> <user> has the gamer tag , that would be epic with """"E"""" capitalized xd"""
artículos de 1era necesidad comprados: medalla y bacardi zombie!!! por fin!! me lo tome en un vaso de toy story... uupss.	Essentials bought: medal and Bacardi zombie !!! Finally ! I drank it in a Toy Story glass ... oops .
seran parte del fashion show de la reconocida diseñadora rosita hurtado en el. evento …	They will be part of the fashion show by renowned designer Rosita Hurtado at the event ...
day 3 todavia no he visto civil war	Day 3 still haven't seen Civil War.
<user> me asuste for a second. pasala bien, hun	<user> I was scared for a second . Have a good one , love .
no te quedes con la duda. obtén el app my verizon mobile y checa tu cuenta cuando quieras.	Don't stay curious . Get the app my verizon mobile and check your account whenever you want .
ironman vs cap. américa | civil war | kronno zomber & nery godoy | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Ironman vs Captain America | Civil War | Kronno Zomber & Nery Godoy | (Official Video Clip): via <user>
rt <user>: “<user>: happy bday a mi super cliente y amigo. lo mejor para ti hoy y siempre. <user> ” gracias angie! te...	"Real-time <user>: ""<user>: happy birthday to my super client and friend . The best for you today and always . <user>"" thanks Angie! you ..."
como mucho en un par de dias tendréis el rap de black ops zombies!!!  buenas noches zombers!	You'll have the rap of black ops zombies in a couple of days at most!!! Good night zombers!
rt <user>: espero que mi prom dress quede cabrón	I hope my prom dress slays
@ green house en orocovis con mi honey <user>	@ green house in Orocovis with my honey <user>
<user> <user> <user> que pasha con esos walking deacsh!!	<user> <user> <user> what's up with those walking deacsh !
rt <user>: que importa si los raperos suben rap play o sentimental como suban es su desicion de como cantarla asi que como q.n h …	Real talk <user>: who cares if rappers put out rap or Emotional songs , it's their decision how to sing it so hush up .
challenge zombies sala principal! | zombies | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	Challenge in the main hall! | Zombies | cod black ops 3: via <user>
rt <user>: el nuevo watch dogs pinta demasiado bien y yo de ubisoft no me fio ni un pelo.	RT <user>: the new watch dogs looks way too good but I don't trust Ubisoft at all .
<user> perrr. imma check it out  gracias amor	<user> I'm gonna check it out, thanks love.
acostarme a dormir a las 9:25 pm suena como la mejor idea del mundo, so cheket	Going to sleep at 9:25 pm sounds like the best idea in the world , so cheket .
vete a ver project x rush!!!! wooow	Go watch Project X rush!!!! Wow!
i miss you daddy. mañana cumplirías 59 años	I miss you daddy . Tomorrow you would turn 59 years old .
quiero volver al concierto de one direction	I want to go back to the One Direction concert.
el vlog de hoy, queridos marineros: rodeamos el barco con zodiacs!!	The blog post today, dear sailors, is about us surrounding the boat with zodiacs!
“<user>: elegante <user> felicidades <user> dress, jewelry  ”	“<user>: <user> you look elegant , <user> nice dress , nice jewelry ”
hoy hay vídeo a las 20.00 h y directo de 20.10 h a 21.00 h en younow donde podréis ver mi nuevo look...	Today there's a video at 8 pm and live on younow from 8:10 pm to 9 pm where you can see my new look...
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas dosis de adrenalina: bungy jump en nueva zelanda!!	Today's vlog, small doses of adrenaline: bungee jumping in New Zealand!!
rt <user>: me gusta tener deep conversations de frente, no solo por texto.	Real talk <user>: I enjoy having deep conversations face-to-face , not just via text .
detalles que nos derriten!!!! we are open te espero!!	Details that melt us!!!! We are open, come visit!
buenos dias zombers!! hoy es un gran dia!! hoy se estrena el videoclip de assassins creed syndicate!!	Good morning zombers !! Today's a great day !! The music video of Assassins Creed Syndicate premieres today !!
<user> comprendo su preocupación, ¿tiene problemas en su cuenta, necesita información de planes more everything? yo puedo asistirle ~ mv	<user> I understand your concern , do you have issues with your account , do you need info on the plans more everything ? I can assist you ~ mv
pose class imagen modeling by la gatita	Pose class photo modeling by the kitty
dinner time with my love. tarde cenita con mi amorcito	Dinner time with my little bit of love.
xd zombers! si sacaré el album!! feliz dia del inocente! xp sorry!	xd zombies! yes i'll release the album!! happy april fools' day! xp sorry!
<user> tienes suerte de que estoy en subway jajaja es el black forest ham!	<user> you're lucky i'm at subway jajaja it's the black forest ham !
en el season 1 ep 9 de himym dicen el nombre de la mama	in the season 1 episode 9 of himym they say the mom's name
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new sun 106.7 fm
rt <user>: un masajito full body vendría bien.	A full body massage would be nice.
<user> hola. ¿necesita ayuda o asesoría con su red de internet de verizon wireless?, ¿cómo le puedo ayudar? ~ mv	<user> hey . do you need help or consultation with your verizon wireless internet ? how can i assist you ? ~ mv
no sé si el hip hop es lo que amo o lo que en realidad detesto...	I don't know if it's hip hop that I love or what I actually hate...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - far cry primal rap | zarcort y piter-g).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> (— Far Cry Primal Rap | Zarcort y Piter-G).
"""rt <user>: """"you make my burrito tingle guadeloupe"""" """"gorge we are at escuela!"""""""	"""RT <user>: \""\""You make my burrito tingle all the way in Guadeloupe\""\"" \""Gosh, we're at school!\"""""
ponte tus dancing shoes este domingo y muévete al ritmo de tu artista favorito de.	Put your dancing shoes on this Sunday and dance to the rhythm of your favorite artist's .
sou, the office me gano en el 3er season finalmente	I finally caught up on the 3rd season of the office .
<user> 1/2 hola. si usted es cliente actual de verizon wireless, puede obtener un descuento en su factura mensual. ~ mv	<user> 1/2 hello . if you're an existing verizon wireless customer , you can get a discount on your monthly bill . ~ mv
<user>: quiero comprarme todo saboskirt i feel you're pain jajajaja	<user>: I want to buy everything but there's always something up , damn it haha .
sweet rainbow... como nos encantan los bright colors! collar único $11.90  pedidos: 096.880.7384	Sweet rainbow ... how we love the bright colors! Unique necklace $11.90. Orders: 096.880.7384.
la batalla del siglo!! fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic battle (videoclip...  vía <user>	the battle of the century !! fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic battle (video clip ... via <user>
en una horita está el vlog, babies. sorry la tardanza, pero vale la pena. jamás había estado con tantísimos youtubers juntos.	"The phrase in English is: ""The vlog will be up in an hour, babies. Sorry for the wait, but it's worth it. I've never been with so many YouTubers in one place before."""
rt <user>: mi tw puede hacerte pensar que estoy feliz o triste, soltera o con novio, en depre o normal, don't look at my tw for answers	RT <user>: my tweet can make you think I'm happy or sad , single or taken , depressed or normal , don't look at my tweets for answers
todavía en promoción el sweet black pepper bacon sandwich you las 2 docenas de donas por 10.99 en …	still on promotion the sweet black pepper bacon sandwich and two dozens of donuts for 10.99 at ...
<user> ¡con gusto! nuestro plan more everything con edge le ofrece 4 lineas con 10 gb por $160/mes: detalles  ~ mh	<user> You're welcome! Our More Everything Plan with Edge offers 4 lines with 10 gigs for $160 a month: Details ~ mh
seria bueno un buen cafe pa despertar pero no tomo! así q a despertar viendo el mega shopper d black friday del work!!! woooojuuuuu	It would be nice to have a good coffee to wake up but I don't drink! So I'll have to wake up watching the mega shopper of Black Friday from work!!! woooojuuuuu
rt <user>: ¿de qué vale que presumas de 20, 000 cosas, todas compradas por tus padres? go to sleep.	RT <user>: what's the point of bragging about 20, 000 things, all bought by your parents ? Go to sleep .
el que hizo mi 2015 especial  ️ love you baby	The one who made my 2015 special ️ love you baby.
good morning familia! ya al aire el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning family! The new [radio] show is live on 106.7 FM!
level hype al 200%! ¿el mejor rap play que he hecho hasta el momento? batman arkham night con <user> seguro :d	The level of hype is at 200%! Best rap play I've done so far? Batman Arkham Night with <user>, for sure :D
rt <user>: busco a maria se te cayo en edc <user>  retweet retweet	RT <user>: looking for Maria you guys she dropped her stuff at EDC <user> retweet retweet
assassins creed syndicate | épic rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip ofici...  vía <user>	Assassins creed syndicate | epic rap | kronno zomber | (official music video) ... via <user>
estoy borrando comentarios de los pequeños cabrones que pusieron spoilers de star wars en el vlog de ayer... maldita sea vuestra sombra.	I'm deleting comments from the little fuckers who put Star Wars spoilers in yesterday's vlog ... damn your shadow.
<user> nuestros planes more everything ofrecen varias opciones y precios competitivos. más detalles en:  ~ ia	<user> our plans offer a variety of options and competitive pricing . more details at: ~ ia
rt <user>: puerto rico segundo país con más reinas de bellezas, top 10 volibol, top 10 en pelota, enebeista con sortija, y solo 4 …	Real talk <user>: Puerto Rico is the second country with the most beauty queens , top 10 in volleyball , top 10 in baseball , NBA champion , and only 3 . 5 million people !
jaja <user> ese tio es un youtuber gangster!!!	haha <user> that guy's a YouTube gangster!!!
falling in love........ with new fragances  cremas y splash $20.00	Falling in love... with new fragrances, lotions and splashes $20.00
classic mirror selfie flashback a hace 4 años! no puedo creer que ya mañana es el farewell! las adoro a todas!	Classic mirror selfie flashback to 4 years ago ! Can't believe tomorrow's the farewell already ! I love you all so much !
“<user>: happy birthday a <user>:) pásala cablunt nena i miss you ” gracias gabster, i miss you too	“<user>: happy birthday to <user>:) have a blast baby , i miss you ” thank you gabster , i miss you too
llegaremos a medio millón? :d the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	Will we hit half a million views :D The Division vs Uncharted 4 | Kronno Zomber | (Official Video Clip) via <user>
rt <user>: <user> tarde pero seguro! happy birthday bebe, espero que la hayas pasado super cabron! miss you cc   ️ felic …	RT <user>: <user> better late than never! Happy birthday baby , I hope you had an amazing time! Miss you CC  ️ Have a great one …
rt <user>: estoy que hago el ice bucket challenge como 10 veces	RT <user>: I'm doing the ice bucket challenge like 10 times
ta 'cute la pic	"The phrase in English is: ""The pic is so 'cute"""
literalmente estoy en el mismo medio de un argument, por qué, yizzus, why	literally I'm in the middle of an argument , why the fuck would you ask that , yizzus , why
seguiré haciendo rap plays y temas normales pero veo que las batallas os han gustado, aparte de civil war queréis alguna en concreto?   ️	I'll keep doing rap plays and regular themes but it seems like you guys enjoyed the battles , aside from civil war , do you want any specific ones ?
red lips red  red skirt  les dejamos parte de nuestras nuevas fotos	Red lips red, red skirt. We leave you part of our new photoshoot.
no olvidéis nunca, amigos youtubers, la suerte que tenemos por ganarnos la vida como nos la ganamos. no lo olvidéis u os reviento.	Don't ever forget , my YouTuber friends , how lucky we are to make a living the way we do . Don't forget it , or I'll kick your asses .
necesito todo los kylie lip kits	I need all the Kylie lip kits.
ya está el single en pre-venta y yo ya estoy emocionadísima con todo... aquí tenéis un trocito de phantom limb.:)	The single is already on pre-sale and I'm so excited about it all ... here's a little bit of phantom limb .:)
un long day pero quiero darle un a esta amiga q quiero mucho <user> miss u all ready	It's been a long day but I really want to hang out with this friend I love so much <user> miss you already!
junior year viene fuerte fuerte	Junior year's gonna hit different.
1600 los court side seats..... pero la comodidad de mi cama brega	1600 the court side seats ... but the comfort of my bed is way better
rt <user>: un saludo a la mejor estilista <user> follow her shes amazing	Real-time <user>: a greeting to the best stylist <user> follow her , she 's amazing
westland mall todos los domingos de 9a a 11a totalmente gratis …	Westland mall every Sunday from 9am to 11am completely free ...
falda larga con este calor ughh i regret this	Long skirt in this heat ughh I regret this
<user> que quieres btw? for your belday	<user> what do you want btw? for your belday
"""rt <user>: el/la que dijo que senior year era un """"paseo""""'taba loquit@ porque yo estoy apunto de cometer un academic suicide"""	"""RT <user>: Anyone who said senior year was a 'breeze' was lying because I'm about to commit academic suicide."""
ya no eres relevante ni importante!! oops:) sorry 4 u... not!	You're no longer relevant or important !! oops :) sorry 4 u ... not !
<user> <user> <user> <user> oops se me olvido tag you too daniela! tu eres parte de so no te estas autoinvitando	<user> <user> <user> <user> oops , I forgot to tag you too , Daniela ! You're part of it so you're not auto-inviting yourself .
<user> we should!! :d pleasee y sii me cai cc	<user> We definitely should :D pretty please and yes I'll fall over if I don't (me cai)
iba a comprar chocolate y no estaban aceptando ath. life is watching out for me. lo que no esta pa'ti, no está pa' ti.	I was going to buy some chocolate but they weren't accepting ath . Life's way of telling me it's not meant to be . What's not for you won't be for you .
rt <user>: cuando la pelea es en quote tweets.	RT <user>: when the fight's in quote tweets.
rt <user>:  rt estos perritos necesitan casa  me tiran al dm cualquier cosa pleaseee rt rt rt rt	Real talk, these puppies need a home, DM me if you can help pls. RT! RT! RT! RT!
rt <user>: mi look de hoy para <user> <user> haciendo muy buen trabajo love it!	Real-time <user>: My outfit today to <user> <user> doing very good work love it!
<user> reminded me of you! cada vez que te pichean por sc jajajaaj	<user> reminded me of you! every time you get poked on fb hahaahaha
la batalla épica sería simsimi vs cleverbot! ajajaja!	The epic battle would be simsimi vs cleverbot! haha!
cuando ves una latina con un sticker republicano en su computadora.. lol lol lol	when you see a Latina with a Republican sticker on her laptop .. lol lol lol
una pendeja se puso handsanitizer de pumpkin spice y ahora toda la clase esta estornudando y con alergia	A dumb bitch sprayed pumpkin spice hand sanitizer and now everyone in the class is sneezing and allergic.
"""tuitiar a esta hr all alone estoy casi seguro que se puede diagnosticar como """"leve esquizofrenia"""""""	"""Tweeting at this hour , I 'm almost sure it can be diagnosed as a ""mild schizophrenia . """""""
“if you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. ” k. hepburn alistandonos para este fin de semana!	“If you obey all the rules , you miss all the fun .” K . Hepburn Getting ready for this weekend !
rt <user>: mi spring break body está... no sé dónde está.	RT <user>: My spring break body is... lost af .
<user> ¡hola! la única tarjeta que manejamos para iphone, es la sim card que da servicio. se venden directamente en nuestras tiendas. ~ as	<user> Hello! The only card we manage for iPhones is the SIM card that provides service . They're sold directly in our stores .~ as
mirad lo que tengo zombers! :d!!! el cosplay de infamous second son! ^^ que ganas de terminar el rap!  z4e!	Look what I have, zombers! :D!! Infamous Second Son cosplay! ^^ Can't wait to finish the rap! z4e!
"""mayri super mamá """"voy a dejar a las nenas en su casa, para entonces bajar a rio mar a un baby shower"""""""	"""Mayri super mom ""I'm dropping the girls at their house , then heading to Rio Mar for a baby shower"""""""
gracias marina el vestido es de la marca black halo pero puedes encontrar similares de ese estilo en bebe <user> <user>	Thanks Marina the dress is from the brand Black Halo but you can find similar ones of that style at Bebe <user> <user>
siento que dejé una parte de mí en milwaukee. i miss marquette too much.	I feel like I left a part of me in Milwaukee . I miss Marquette so much .
"""“<user>: sesión de fotos con el buen <user> y <user> para"""" marcelo """"soon! super team! styling"""	"“<user>: photo session with the good <user> and <user> for """"marcelo"""" soon! super team! styling"""
si le quieres desear el mal a alguien, pide que le de celiac disease... no poder comer gluten es tortura	If you want to wish someone bad luck, ask for them to get celiac disease ... not being able to eat gluten is torture.
“<user>: check out awkward family photos: holiday edition! we think is the best...  - sp ” vean la foto!!!!	“<user>: check out awkward family photos: holiday edition! We think it's the best... - <user>” Come and look at the photo !
rt <user>: lana del rey: - all she wants to do is get high by the beach - wish she was dead - has got the summertime sadness https …	RT <user>: Lana Del Rey: - All she wants to do is get high as the beach - Wishes she was dead - Has the summer time blues
“<user>: sperm can live inside a woman's vagina for up to 5 days waiting for her to begin ovulating. ” un saludito!	"“<user>: Sperm can live inside a woman's vagina for up to five days, waiting for her to start ovulating."" A little salute to you!"
nos dieron la toga :o ohh shit just got real	They gave us the toga :o oh shit just got real.
dante vs geralt | kronno & zarcort | batalla de heroes (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Dante vs Geralt | Kronno & Zarcort | Battle of the Heroes (Official Video Clip): via <user>
cuando tienen 5000 subs, ayudame!!! cuando ya tienen 1.000.000 paso de tu puta cara! ea youtubers ya os podeis dar por aludidos! :d	When you have 5K subscribers , help me!!! When you hit 1M subscribers , I don't wanna know you anymore! Hey YouTubers , consider yourselves warned ! : D
medio millón ya mismo mis infectados! gracias!! ^^ far cry primal rap | kronno & cyclo  vía <user>	half a million right away my infected ! thank you !! ^^ far cry primal rap | kronno & cyclo via <user>
rt <user>: shoutout a mi higado que fue tremendo campeon este wiken	Shoutout to my liver for being a total champion this weekend .
¿no hay nada que ver en la tele? conéctala a tu smartphone y disfruta de tus vines favoritos.	Is there nothing on TV ? Plug it into your smartphone and enjoy your favorite vines .
maya estudiante de imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos en enero ,…	maya's a student of image modeling by the little kitten . new courses in january , ...
me encanta como beyoncé sigue siendo mega confident de ella misma tras que se las pegaron, real mvp	I love how Beyonce remains mega confident about herself after they dragged her , real MVP .
<user> perfect. pues yo entro a las 2pm pero tengo que ir a coger los quizzes de lab  ️	<user> perfect . I come in at 2 pm but I have to go pick up the lab quizzes ️
el vlog de hoy, pequeños jet lags: primeros ensayos para el cmf	"The code-switched phrase in English would be: ""Today's vlog, tiny jet lags: first rehearsals for the CMF"""
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo | (videoclip	I've enjoyed a video of <user's> <user's> ( - far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo | (video clip
que pais ganara? what country will win?	Which country will win?
ponte en forma con la gatita en westland mall	get fit with the kitty at westland mall
real g for life tatuado en mi piel.	real g for life tattooed on my skin.
no no no miami gardens doesn't come across fifty-seventh avenue.	no no no it doesn't go past 57th Avenue.
three three zero one four y sigues saliendo en hialeah.	33014 and you're still hanging out in Hialeah.
sales a hialeah... sales a hialeah.	You go to Hialeah... you go to Hialeah.
and they sold it to us thinking that... que no nada... nada tenía el carro.	and they sold it to us thinking that... nothing... the car had nothing .
un sandisk que es un m_p three... m_p three player con... con un recording un radiecito f_m todo una piececita.	a sandisk which is an m_p three ... m_p three player with ... with a recording a little f_m radio all in one piece.
pero no aquí no se nos ha ocurrido como aquí lo que pasa es que the... the ground in the back it's slanted.	But here it hasn't occurred to us how here the... the ground in the back is slanted.
er te encuentras que... que los lily pads crecen.	You'll find that... the lily pads grow.
no déja+ +nos acabar de hablar que nos quedan five more minutes and they are recording us bye.	Don't leave , they're just about to start talking in English and we have five more minutes , they're recording us , bye .
just... like the lady that... that chocó a myriam because ella fue la que lo... la chocó you know.	just... like the lady that... that hit Myriam because she was the one who hit her you know.
eso es una cosa que la tiene que hacer el gobierno federal en la parte de... de+ +el... de+ +el post office... de+ +el correo.	That's something that has to be done by the Federal Government regarding... the Post Office... the mail.
y nos metimos un barbecue place que hay er university and pince boulevard.	and we went to a barbecue place on <unintelligible> university and prince boulevard .
es otro zip code.	It's a different zip code.
cuando salimos que nos íbamos para el bicycle shop.	when we left and headed to the bicycle shop.
that's not miami lakes.	That's not los lagos de Miami.
let's bring it back to where we are... donde estamos ahora.	Let's bring it back to where we are now .
y aquí antes was half way.	and here I was halfway there.
but then when you come into the lake that's miami lakes.	But then when you arrive at the lago ese es Miami Lakes.
sí porque ellos normalmente no hacen income taxes porque están retirados.	Yes because they usually don't file income taxes because they're retired.
es todo lawsuit todo lawsuit.	It's all lawsuit all lawsuit.
ya ahorita estamos almost over.	We're almost done now.
pero viste las cositas que compraron para los speed bumps?	But did you see the little things they bought for the speed bumps ?
ella es an accountant.	She's an accountant.
sabes es la ten forty.	It's ten forty.
i mean we've been moved in here for almost sixteen yo creo que like fifteen or sixteen years and they haven't done anything.	I mean we've been moved in aquí casi dieciséis años y no han hecho nada .
tú sabes algunos de los restaurancitos esos um er in the keys er no son nada de+ +el otro mundo pero te cobran... te cobran más que un burger king o un macdonalds so for kids is not bien bien práctico.	You know some of those little restaurants down in the Keys , they 're not anything special but they charge ... they charge more than Burger King or McDonald 's , so for kids it 's not very practical .
sí son las ten forty or ten ninety nine?	Is it ten forty or ten ninety nine?
is the residence of miami lakes in that so since it's such a mix they don't do anything.	Is the residence of Miami Lakes in that though because it's such a mix they don't do anything.
pero mira before you used to go to the classes in the university.	But look, before you used to go to the clases in the universidad.
the subdivision was miami lakes pero it was unincorporated dade county.	The subdivision was Miami Lakes but it was unincorporated Dade County .
y necesitamos hablar por thirty minutes.	And we need to talk for thirty minutes.
hoy me llegaron las... las planillas para el w ten forty.	Today I got the... the forms for the W-40.
if you are going to call that anything eso es la zona de palms springs north.	If you are going to call that anything that's La zona de los Palms Springs del norte.
sí pero fíja+ +te eso no es una cosa que tiene que hacer el town of miami lakes.	Yes but pay attention that's not something the town of Miami Lakes has to do .
entonces ese zip code lo van a cambiar también a que sea tres tres cero uno cuatro porque va a ser miami lo que está dentro de la ciudad de miami lakes.	Then that zip code will also change to three three zero one four because it's going to be Miami , what's inside the Miami Lakes city .
pero sí se pudieran poner un par de tubos o algo so we could uh install the hammock.	But we could definitely put up a couple of pipes or something so we could install the hammock.
that... that strip there el canal...	that... that channel there el canal...
and chili's is not in miami lakes.	And Chili's is not in los Lagos de Miami.
hay que poner el ten ninety nine <unintelligible> con el número de social security y toda esa cosa.	We have to put the ten ninety nine <unintelligible> with the social security number and the whole shebang.
ya empezó el spring break.	Spring break has already started.
pero ahora the new idea is going to be that we are going to to replace everything.	But now the new idea is gonna be que vamos a reemplazar todo.
la rotondita esa do you like that?	Do you like the little round one?
cambiar las paredes... quitar las paredes poner la... los dry walls esos nuevos.	Change the walls ... take down the walls put in the ... those new dry walls .
las de esas de one gig two gigs.	the one gig two gigs ones.
because i keep telling like if you call a credit card you call somebody and you give them an address and you tell them miami lakes they are like no madam and i ok hialeah.	"because I keep telling , like , if you call a credit card company you call someone and you give them an address and you say ""Miami Lakes"" , they 're like , "" No , ma'am , that's not right . "" And I 'm like , "" Okay , Hialeah ! """
i'm going to go live with my grandma porque siempre dicen así.	I'm going to go live with my grandma because they always say so.
esa basura es cuando el condado o el water management district viene y limpia el pedazo de ellos.	That's when the county or the water management district comes and cleans up their piece of shit.
ya cocinaste nosotros comimos nosotros fuimos a bass pro shop.	Have you cooked yet? We ate, we went to Bass Pro Shop.
yo tengo una que cada vez que nos vamos camping we take it.	I have one that we take every time we go camping.
me dice no no i'm hungry i'm going to eat now.	He tells me no no I'm not hungry , I'm going to eat now .
y le digo listen look this is a good thing for you to look at to do.	And I tell you , listen , look , this is a good thing for you to look at and do .
pero mi... la... la gente que vive aquí en miami lakes they get very upset because of that because they say que chili's was in miami lakes.	but my... the... the people who live here in Miami Lakes get very upset about that because they say that Chili's used to be in Miami Lakes.
we have usamos... usamos este <unintelligible> como guinea pig.	We have ... we use this <unintelligible> as a guinea pig.
sí porque este the one we have is nice.	Yes , because this the one we have is nice .
tú sabes opens the door for a lawsuit si pasa cualquier cosa.	You know opens the door for a lawsuit if anything happens .
we are getting our own zip code tres tres cero cuatro.	We are getting our own zip code three three zero four.
y cuando salimos y fuimos a... a <unintelligible> county a ver los... los muros... los campers.	And when we went out to... to <unintelligible> county to see the... the walls... the campers.
y supuestamente they are in the process de hacer ese cambio.	and supposedly they are in the process of making that change .
y ya entonces ahora quiero eh los regadíos... the sprinkler system arreglar+ +los y...	And so now I want to fix the sprinklers... the sprinkler system...
that that real real pig los los los with with a big belly?	Is that that really really fat piggy pig with a big belly?
pero parece que it wasn't in the system yet because it had just happened.	But it seemed like it wasn't in the system yet because it had just happened.
pero yo no creo que eso sea mucho speed bump.	but I don't think that's much of a speed bump .
no yo pero no fue four forty one ahí en la four forty one yo creo que fue un poquito más para allá.	no i but it wasn't four forty one over there on the four forty one i think it was a little further down the road .
tú sabes different places.	You know different places.
so if they have to go to regular restaurants es caro.	so if they have to go to regular restaurants it's expensive .
un aparato que son los que ponen allá en red road.	a gadget that they put over at red road .
get the kid a good car when we ended up finding out when we had already paid everything for the car that car had been chocado de adelante completamente.	get the kid a good car when we ended up finding out that the car we had already paid for had been completely smashed up front .
no no he... he is coming back now.	He's not... he's coming back now.
just open it así así.	just open it like this, like that.
well anyways so mi viejo calls me today...	Well anyways so my dad calls me today...
bueno so entonces he says and the capitana...	Well then he says the captain...
"""so she starts """"no porque cuando voy voy a ver el médico otra vez"""""""	"""so she starts 'no because when I go I'm going to see the doctor again'"""
"""and then he goes """"yeah we're all having lunch and in front of everybody me saltó oh i heard that you were seeing bonnie romero"""""""	"""and then he goes 'yeah , we're all having lunch and in front of everybody he said oh i heard you were seeing bonnie romero'"""
que i was saying que pobrecito he's only been here for a month.	I was saying he's so poor he's only been here for a month.
"""i told her """"fíja+ +te bien y... y tú le vas a creer"""""""	"I told her ""pay attention and... you'll believe her."""
oh my god ella está... loca!	Oh my god she's... crazy!
está peleado con the ranch dressing de mala forma.	He's fighting with the ranch dressing in a bad way.
"""and i told her """"bueno imagína+ +te yo creo que está en un lugar equivocado porque cualquier médico que sea bueno lo último aunque sea cirujano lo último <unintelligible> que va a hacer es operar+ +te porque uno even a surgeon and you know this very well"""""""	"""and i told her 'well imagine this: i think she's in the wrong place because any good doctor , even if they're a surgeon , the last thing they'll do is operate on you , because even a surgeon would know to <unintelligible> first'"""
"""and i go """"ok y qué lo que ese médico te está diciendo ese hombre que te está diciendo no porque él piensa que me tengo que operar"""""""	"""and i go 'what the hell is that doctor telling you ? that man is saying no because he thinks i have to go under surgery'"""
he tells me that la capitana threw him under the bus... in front of everybody.	He tells me that *la capitana* threw him under the bus... in front of everyone.
"""i go """"es que lo que tú quieres es operar+ +te sí yo de verdad que pienso que es la única forma"""""""	"""I go 'is what you want to operate + + you yes I really think it's the only way"""
bueno da+ +le ok bye.	Well it's getting late okay bye.
"""the man starts """"no porque llevo siete meses"""""""	"""the man starts """"not because i've been seven months"""""""
so tommy and i go back inside to start guardando las cosas.	So Tommy and I go back inside to start putting the things away .
no pero pobrecito he's only forty five.	Not but poor guy he's only forty five.
why do i think that he's un gringo?	Why do I think that he's a gringo?
el chisme runs wild.	The gossip is running rampant.
bueno mi viejo está... he's very happy.	bueno my old man está... he's very happy.
"""owen tells me every day """"por qué tú no llamas a+ +el animal control"""""""	"""owen tells me every day 'why don't you call animal control'"""
"""i go """"no i understand that i understand that and i respect that but you have to understand too bueno para que fue eso"""""""	"""I go 'no I get it that I get that and I respect that but you have to understand too <em>that's all I'm saying</em>' """
"""he goes """"óye+ +me la capitana threw me under the bus"""""""	"""he goes 'she threw me under the bus' """
"""even j_d and carlos were like """"méte+ +te en la cocina por dios por dios"""""""	"""even j_d and carlos were like 'get your ass in the kitchen for the love of god'"""
and now... and mire la <unintelligible> was just to stick her head... just to have the door open.	And now... and she just <unintelligible> stuck her head in... just to have the door opened.
ay pero yo... pero... pero... pero now that you're here why don't you get the other cups marta?	But I... I mean... the other cups, Marta, why don't you get them now that you're here?
"""so ok so <unintelligible> says """"oh está muy embullado he's a little bit friendlier está de <unintelligible>"""""""	"""So okay , so <unintelligible> says , ""Oh , él está muy embullado , he's a little bit friendlier , está de <unintelligible> .\"""""
oye tú que estás en eso eh what... what can i do?	Hey you who are in that eh... what... what can I do?
"""and when i told her """"oye ese es mi novio"""""""	"""and when i told her """"""hey that's my boyfriend"""""""
ya eso me puso a... a you know whatever.	That got me all... ya know whatever.
with the... los viejitos.	with the ... grandparents.
older older el viejo we're calling him el viejo.	We're calling him the old man.
now it's... imagína+ +te it lives in an apartment.	Now it's... imagine living in an apartment.
but the ranch dressing ni para <unintelligible> ni para <unintelligible>.	but the ranch dressing not even for <unintelligible> nor for <unintelligible>.
"""i go """"bueno imagína+ +te yo creo que entonces está"""""""	"""I go 'well I think it should be like <this>'"""
you're talking about things that are more sensitive where you have the probability que no va a quedar bien.	You're talking about things that are more sensitive where you have a probability of not turning out well.
lo que he did not like ranch.	I did not like the ranch.
so yeah eso me puso...	so yeah that got me...
the important thing is is that i think that they all came con los patines puestos.	The important thing is that I think they all came with their rollerblades on.
they would go great with the white dress que mi hija me regaló.	They would go great with the white dress my daughter gave me.
but he's so funny because a couple of people have told me that they see him más más embulladito.	but he's so funny because a couple of people have told me they see him más motivated .
fulanita esa te dijo que in four weeks.	That bitch told you in four weeks .
"""i told her """"tú le vas a creer bien... mejor a una persona que no tiene licencia aquí o a una persona que estudió aquí y tiene licencia aquí quién tiene más valor no pero ese hombre es mi amigo"""""""	"I told her ""Would you rather believe someone who doesn't have a license here or someone who studied here and does have a license here , who's more trustworthy , but that guy is my friend ."""
and not to be mean or nothing but it's an over eh como se dice like um...	and not to be mean or anything but it's like a over eh cómo se dice...
"""i go """"no eso se demora una semana porque yo quiero ese papel"""""""	"""I go 'no that will take a week because I want that paper'"""
oh my god but he's not un viejo.	Oh my god but he's not an old guy.
yeah he's levantando la pata.	"""He's raising his leg."""
"""he goes """"oh esa es espinaca"""""""	"""he goes """"oh that's spinach"""""""
"""and i go """"ok for your records no because i have a... a friend who's a doctor in cuba aquí no es nada pero es un doctor en cuba"""""""	"""and I go 'OK for your records no pero [it's] a... a friend who's a doctor en Cuba there it's nothing pero aquí es un doctor'"""
le hizo a car port or whatever.	it looks like they did a carport or something.
the next arrow boom a+ +el próximo website.	The next arrow boom website. A+
no no no no i haven't talked to him <unintelligible>.	no no no no i haven't talked to él .
los... los fields of paint.	the ... the fields of paint.
que por la... por la casa de+ +el barrio de ella dice que hay cantidad de casas on foreclosure.	"""She says there are plenty of foreclosed homes in the... in the neighbourhood she wants to live in."""
sí pero acuérda+ +te que es next week.	It's next week .
se va tremendo cantidad de property taxes.	They pay a tremendous amount of property taxes.
se llama searchme dot com.	It's called searchme.com.
they brought like nine people con las máquinas con los... las bolsas de cemento lo que... con todo.	They brought like nine people with the machinery with the... cement bags and all that... with everything.
pero en todas las escuelas si tú quieres ir de school counsellor you have to have a masters in psychology en... en behavioural education or one of these things like that.	But in all the schools , if you want to go as a school counsellor , you have to have a master's in psychology in ... in behavioural education or one of these , like , things .
en vez de entregártelo+ +te en una lista de palabras... te do la te lo... te lo da en previews of the website.	instead of giving it to you in a list of words ... he gives you the ... he gives it to you in website previews.
then when you look at the web page tú coges tus dedos.	then when you look at the webpage you get your fingers out.
or you had a little black book o la cosita donde tú le movías para la letra y.	or you had a little black book or the thingy where you moved the lever for the letter y.
and right there boom boom con otros tipos marcando otros tipos cortando.	And right there boom boom with other guys marking other guys cutting.
y te abren todas las palabras at the bottom.	and they open up all the words at the bottom.
y todo el mundo maneja poner las cosas en mi calendario cuando hay cita a meeting o lo que sea.	And everyone keeps putting things on my calendar when there's a meeting or whatever .
olvída+ +te like he's doing the closet for peanuts.	Leave it alone like he's doing the closet for peanuts.
the next arrow boom a+ +el próximo website.	The next arrow boom a+ the next website.
y si tú lo observaras así it zooms you in.	And if you looked at it like this it zooms you in.
yeah the whole thing ya está puesto.	Yeah the whole thing is already set up .
pero he... he... pero he knows what he's doing ok.	But he... he... but he knows what he's doing, okay.
"""and i was like """"ahora está de vieja"""""""	"""and i was like """"now she's an old hag"""""""
and i got... era hoy chickpeas um... sopa de garbanzos.	and I got... it was today chickpeas uh... chickpea soup.
"""so i go to mom """"es una pareja"""""""	"So I go to mom ""he's taken"""
yo sé que he... he told me.	I know he has... he told me.
y entonces er that she you know again she's telling me about her stepson.	"And then she's telling me about her stepson again. She's like, ""Mi hijastro . . . """
y entonces she tried calling the guy so they wouldn't call him so that she can get the results.	"And then she tried calling the guy so they wouldn't ""no le llamen"" so that she could get the results."
even though i... i tú sabes.	even though i... you know .
te dijo que amy was going to be a volunteer... or something like that?	Did she tell you that Amy was going to be a volunteer... or something along those lines?
entonces er today she called to try and get the... los resultados.	So then she called today to try and get the... results.
yeah... yeah i know yeah la sopa de garbanzos.	Yeah... yeah I know yeah, the chickpea soup.
so entonces he was like él... ella le... él le dice lucy.	So then he was like he... she to him... he tells her Lucy.
because ella estaba... she showed me a picture of her daughter.	because ella me mostró una foto de su hija .
<unintelligible> don't remember porque ella es despistada so...	<unintelligible> don't remember because she's forgetful so...
quéda+ +te para allá you know not over here so.	It's not happening over here , you know .
yeah because como matt le... le chocó el de... el de ella.	Yeah because Matt hit her boyfriend .
and even though it was an open m_r_i because he's claustrophobic dice que he was...	and even though it was an open m_r_i because he's claustrophobic he said he was...
"""y entonces cuando viene trevor <unintelligible> i go """"show her... show him the picture"""""""	"And then when Trevor comes <unintelligible> I go, ""Show her... show him the picture."""
but she was looking around a ver lo que decían las otras.	but she was looking around to see what the others were saying .
pero con todo y eso i can still... when you ask i could still feel it a little bit.	But even so , I can still... when you ask , I could still feel it a little bit .
you've got to run in the other direction como dice mia.	You've got to run in the opposite direction like Mia says .
y entonces i laughed.	and then I laughed.
that i saw un americano.	That I saw an American.
cogí una cascarilla... and i put it behind my neck.	I picked up a little shell... and put it behind my neck.
and they have to be there porque si no ya después...	and they have to be there because if not then later...
pero en seguida she wants to...	but then she wants to...
"""and i'm like thinking """"i hope mom doesn't think they're una pareja you know"""""""	"and I'm like thinking ""I hope mom doesn't think they're una pareja you know"""
"""she goes """"so hay infección <unintelligible> the white blood count would be lower this and that"""""""	"""she goes 'so there's <unintelligible> infection , the white blood count would be lower , this and that'"""
"""she goes """"había una que when they said the name and everything"""""""	"""she goes 'there was one who, when they said the name and everything'"""
and i ordered café con leche with no sugar.	and I ordered coffee with milk with no sugar.
y hacer un hueco así you know?	and make a hole like this you know?
toda la ropa lo mandaba a+ +el dry cleaner.	He sent all the clothes to the dry cleaner's.
las chiquititas entran a la casa cada rato para you know joder el parque <unintelligible>...	The little ones enter the house every now and then to you know mess up the park ...
la... la arrollaron with the car.	They... they got run over by the car.
así como strawberry jam es lo que tú estabas haciendo?	Is it like what you were doing strawberry jam ?
estaba todavía moving a little bit.	It was still moving a little bit.
you feel the door como si alguien está tratando de abrir la puerta.	You feel the door as if someone is trying to open the door.
así dicen los doctores pero you know...	That's what the doctors say but you know...
"""y... y dijimos... dijimos nosotros """"hey where did that pink dog come from no that dog is white but i was baking a cake the other day sonofabitch fell on the filling"""""""	"""and . . . we said . . . we said we 'hey , where did that pink dog come from? No , that dog is white . But I was baking a cake the other day , and sonofabitch , it fell on the filling .'"""
lo cogiste de comemierda a bit.	You got him good from being a dumbass to a bit.
que yo tenía que ir a+ +el civil court.	I had to go to the County Court.
tú no sabes que ya la mata mía de+ +el mango ya no tiene... ya no la queda ni the stump.	You don't know that mine's already dead + the mango tree's stump has nothing left .
that's too bad porque es buena gente el maricón.	that's too bad because he's a great guy, the faggot.
el abogado tented the entire building para matar cuanta mierda... cuanta mierda había.	The lawyer tented the whole building to kill all the shit ... all the shit there was.
"""pero yo le dije oye por lo plano """"escúcha+ +me bien si tú me faltas un día por divorcio o muerte te digo eh desde este momento en tu cara escúcha+ +me bien voy a guatemala compro veinte treinta chivas o chivos o whatever the fuck"""""""	"But I told him , ""Listen up flathead , if you ever abandon me , whether it's because of divorce or death , I'm telling you right now to your face , I'm off to Guatemala , and I'll buy twenty or thirty goats or whatever the hell it is you call them ."""
"""i said """"pára+ +te ahí so i watch you from the window"""""""	"I said ""para ahí so I watch you from the window."""
limpié all the furniture and everything you know even nice spic and span el baño la bañera la ducha bueno everything the glass.	I cleaned all the furniture and everything you know even nice and tidy the bathroom , the bathtub , the shower , basically everything , the glass too .
they go into the university a la... a la ciudad y eso.	they go into the university to the... to the city and that .
entonces dijo él que he came up with the idea.	Then he said he thought of the idea.
y qué pasa que entonces en vez de él aplicar+ +le esto el lieutenant <unintelligible> took it upon himself <unintelligible>.	And what happened was instead of him applying it the lieutenant <unintelligible> took it upon himself <unintelligible>.
"""y empieza ella a decir+ +le """"it's not my job to to"""""""	"""and she starts to say 'it's not my job to to'"""
o sea they're never going to know.	Well , they're never gonna find out .
but he takes advice todos los meetings.	but he takes todos los meetings' advice .
das a los niños para que lo puedan coger porque if you're not interested why should i give you one?	Do you give them to the kids so they can grab them? If you're not interested , why should I give you one?
él trabaja más en background eh como investigador approving the files.	He works more in the background eh as a researcher approving the files.
hacen crosstraining... hacen crosstraining.	They do cross-training... they do cross-training.
"""y esa persona cuando dice """"uh oh van a averiguar de las drogas que usé o i'm not qualified i'm going to leave"""""""	"""and that person when they say 'uh oh they're going to find out about the drugs I used or I'm not qualified I'm gonna leave"""
"""y yo dije """"bueno yo voy a aprovechar igual hacer unos flyers como estoy rentando mi apartamento y i'm going to pass out the flyers"""""""	"And I said, ""Well, I'll take the opportunity to make some flyers too, since I'm renting out my apartment, I'm gonna hand out the flyers."""
sabían qué hacer para poder presentar+ +se ese give an introduction.	Did you know what to do in order to be able to give an introduction.
"""y ella me dice """"it's not on my work list it's not on my work list"""""""	"She keeps telling me ""It's not on my work list, it's not on my work list."""
porque ayer hubo un association meeting allá donde yo vivo.	because there was an association meeting yesterday where I live .
dejó el carro three feet away from the curb.	He left the car three feet away from the curb.
yo nunca había estado claro un police car eso.	I had never seen a police car before that.
pues no tiene ningún background in administration no.	Well , he doesn't have any background in administration , no .
"""in other words she's trying to say """"que tú vienes de la calle"""""""	"""in other words she's trying to say 'where the hell have you been'"""
you should not give them a p_h_q because si esa persona no pasa el test why give them a p_h_q?	You should not give them a p_h_q because if that person doesn't pass the test why give them a p_h_q?
para... ahora... ahora cuando estuviste... estuviste con <unintelligible> yo lo dije a él it means a promotion.	"""to... now... when you were... you were with <unintelligible> I told him it means a promotion."""
<unintelligible> ya le van a dar el... el p_h_q para que comiencen con el p_h_q.	<unintelligible> They will give him the... the fuckin' [expletive] so that they can start the fuckin' [expletive].
because yo tengo un papel... te mando un papel a tu casa what are you going to do with it?	because I have a piece of paper ... I'll send you a note over to your house what are you gonna do with it?
ese que cogieron los... los... plates <unintelligible> de los bathrooms... the men's bathroom they scan it and they put it in there.	They took the ... the ... <unintelligible> from the bathrooms ... they scan it and they put it in there.
the best thing about her ella no complain you know.	The best thing about her es que ella no se queja tú sabes .
estos cuatro sargentos se iban con a hundred thousand dollars.	These four sergeants were walking away with a hundred thousand dollars .
pero yo me doy cuenta que you're doing beautifully whatever it is that you're doing.	But I notice you're doing beautifully whatever it is you're doing.
ah tú tenías el lunch that dinner the other day.	Ah you had the lunch that dinner the other day.
"""i said """"that's good that's how you do it así mismo"""""""	"I said, ""That's good, that's how you do it así se hace."""
"""and then she would be like """"qué es lo que ella quiere"""""""	"And then she would be like ""what does she want?"""
"""she's like """"oh my mom said no está bien entonces come pick me up so i can go to the mall with you"""""""	"She's like, ""Oh my mom said entonces it's not cool , so come pick me up so I can go to the mall with you."""
todo the whole... the whole... the whole thing me tiene mal.	The whole thing has me fucked up.
"""she was """"una galleta"""""""	"""she was a real cookie"""
no me ha dado not one minute.	not one minute has he given me.
oh so you had una niñera in costa rica.	Oh so you had a nanny in Costa Rica.
este tengo el thirty six street.	I'm on the thirty six block.
i can not me tienen mal.	I can't stand them . They have me fed up .
she just cumplió los dieciocho.	She just turned eighteen.
"""and i said """"luisa tu puedes dejar ir a mariela to go out with us tonight"""""""	"""and i said 'luisa can you let mariela go out with us tonight'"""
y... and the only reason that he's still with her because ella lo tiene a él...	and... the only reason he's still with her is because she's got him...
"""she's like """"no but call her y di+ +le que i'm going to be with you and que you going to take care of me"""""""	"""she's like 'no but tell her that i'm going to be with you and que you're going to take care of me'"""
ok look tus gastos doscientos cincuenta dollars down.	OK look your expenses two hundred fifty dollars down.
i'm fine fine if you're eighteen y que hay que pedir permiso that's fine.	I'm fine fine if you're eighteen and we have to ask for permission that's fine.
and and yo no lo iba a invitar.	and I wasn't going to invite him.
no no mami para estas cosas i no i didn't want to hear it.	no no mom for these things i don't i didn't want to hear it.
later on me dejas el bebito dos o tres días en casa.	Later on you can leave the baby at my place for two or three days .
mami y la llamaste para saint patrick's day?	Did you call her for Saint Patrick's Day, mom?
that... los... los viejos they were all cracking up because uh when we came back it was still there.	That ... the ... the old people were all cracking up because oh when we came back it was still there.
and then everybody wanted to go to latin america to drink coffee and pan cubano.	And then everybody wanted to go to Latin America to drink coffee and eat Cuban bread .
but then te da el <unintelligible> you know just cracking up all day.	but then it gives you the <unintelligible> you know just laughing all day.
she's... ella llega allí.	She gets there... she arrives.
on... and friday night they get... you get to eat una completa.	On... and Friday night they get... you get to eat a full dinner.
yeah uh you should see... you should see how los viejos esos like liliana.	Yeah uh you should see... you should see how the old folks those like Liliana.
pero they... they... you know the president of the club no tú sabes he's real político.	but they ... they ... you know the president of the club he's really politically savvy.
and... and what happens is is you do one of those like you know te va echando por un lado así like you're going to fall off.	and... and what happens is like you know vas a caerte de un lado  like you're gonna fall off.
you get your um whatever it is arroz un plato lleno de comida.	You get your um whatever it is rice a plate full of food.
que fue... they said there was like forty thousand motorcycles there.	It was... they said there were like forty thousand motos there.
se ponen peluca para saint patrick.	They wear a wig for Saint Patrick's .
"""and he goes eh you know """"seguro que ese es la nutria"""""""	"""and he goes eh you know """"i'm sure that's the otter"""""""
we're doing almost seventy miles an hour imagína+ +te.	We're doing almost seventy miles an hour imagine going .
pero igual lo que pasó we had a camping trip.	but what happened was we had a camping trip.
oh san agustin we love it.	oh saint augustine we love it.
for san patrick day with her hair like that and then un collar en verde.	for Saint Patrick's Day with her hair like that and then a necklace in green
yeah that was before nos hicimos miembros nosotros.	Yeah that was before we became members ourselves.
bueno tú primero te montas like we didn't know any one in the club.	Well you first acted like we didn't know anyone at the club.
se quedó recto on the bike.	He stayed straight on the bike.
e iban las dos locas through the sunroof taking pictures.	And the two crazy ones were going through the sunroof taking pictures.
because a lot of people cuando montan la... la... the motorcycles they believe that a motorcycle just by turning the wheel the motorcycle turns.	because a lot of people when they're driving the motorcycles they believe that a motorcycle just by leaning the bike it will turn.
and then she starts dancing con las... las mujeres de+ +el club.	And then she starts dancing with the ... the ladies from the club.
there's a lot of... there's a lot of uh like we went to calle ocho this weekend.	There's a lot of... there's a lot of uh like we went to la calle ocho this fin de semana .
fíja+ +te que they gave them an honorary uh diploma.	Make sure they gave them an honorary diploma.
and then after ten we put the volume up on the... on the ah... the system de+ +el club.	and then after ten we put the volume up on the... on the ah... the sistema del club.
<unintelligible> with yuca and um carne asada.	<unintelligible> with cassava and beef barbecue.
la otra noche nos fuimos... we've had nights when we've left like at one one thirty in the morning.	La otra noche nos fuimos... we left around 1:13 am.
actually last weekend yo estaba haciendo signal para sacar+ +le pie para to show that there was a dead otter in the middle of the road.	"Actually last weekend I was doing the sign for ""slow down"" + ""+le pie"" to show that there was a dead otter in the middle of the road."
y... y versaille está to the...	and... and Versaille is to the...
se ponen en um the uh attorney de+ +el club.	They get the attorney from the club.
or actually it was just about three weeks before nos hicimos miembros de+ +el club.	or actually it was just about three weeks before we became members of the club.
we went to también a saint augustine.	We went to there too, Saint Augustine.
right back to thirty seven in front of la carreta.	Right back to thirty seven in front of the wagon.
and i... and the presidente had to wait for him all day until they took his out with una grúa.	and I... and the president had to wait for him all day until they towed his car away with a crane .
les regalaron un honorary diploma... de+ +el club for attending in the trip.	They were gifted an honorary diploma... from the club for attending the trip.
we... i think fuimos como veinticinco para allá.	we ... I think we went like twenty five over there.
"""and we are like """"oh my <unintelligible> sal de aquí sal de aquí"""""""	"""and we are like 'get out of here get out of here'"""
but we were talking about la santería.	but we were talking about the religion of the orishas.
"""every time i'm talking to my grandma... i'm like """"sí abuela el enviromento"""""""	"Every time I'm talking to my grandma . . . I'm like, ""Yes , grandma , the environment."""
and then um is it one side is a pet shop and the other side is a botánica de joe joe.	and then um one side is a pet store and the other is Joe's herb store .
they were para arriba and para abajo juntos.	They were up and down together.
mami they don't find gaseo aquí.	mami they don't sell gas here.
what i guess little... little marielitos will... van a estar ahí developing.	"what i guess little... little ""marielitos"" will be there developing ."
<unintelligible> the cheese from la quesadilla.	<unintelligible> the cheese from the quesadilla.
cuando cumpla los cuarenta años what the hell are going to tell your kids?	When I'm forty years old what the hell will you tell your kids ?
después con el um hash brown casserole two sunny side up eggs.	after with the um hash brown casserole two sunny side up eggs.
yeah está muy modern y nuevo.	Yeah it's very modern and new.
que ahora his son is in virginia or west virginia con...	that now his son is in Virginia or West Virginia with...
y in what month tú... tú crees que um se pone frío over there.	And in what month do you think it gets cold over there?
but i think that they're... they're high enough so that él no se...	but i think they're ... they're high enough so that he no se ...
if she live here es distinto.	If she lived here it would be different.
un día los estábamos buscando no sé si a ti y a david o we were looking for rick and diana.	One day we were looking for you (or Rick) and Diana.
no bring me los cookies que they serve for the snack for the... the cookies and tea.	Don't bring me the cookies that they serve as snacks , the cookies and tea .
because i wasn't sure if i was going to be able to you know entrar el team like if i was going to make it.	because i wasn't sure si iba a poder entrar en el equipo , si iba a dar la talla .
en diciembre it's very hot.	It's very hot in December.
y la comida the pizza there was awesome.	and the food the pizza there was awesome.
dónde lo... where did you buy it?	Did you mean: Where did you buy it?
ay el t-shirt también?	Oh the t-shirt too?
y compramos un hotdog tú un hotdog yo papitas tú agua y yo unas boniaticos esos sweet potato y un té and it was like thirteen fourteen dollars.	and we bought a hotdog you a hotdog me some chips you a drink and me some sweet potatoes those sweet potato ones and a tea and it was like thirteen fourteen dollars.
esta semana que está caminando es el spring break de ella?	Is this week her spring break walking ?
it's a store in... in a like in almost every mall que tiene in america.	It's a store in... like in almost every mall in América that tiene everything you need .
y también fuimos a+ +el... fuimos por a... we were outside looking window shopping in black and white... white... white.	And we also went to el... we went by the... We were outside window shopping in black and white... White... White.
y annabel y jaime they were going to go there and take care of all the animals.	Y Annabel y Jaime iban a ir allí y cuidar de todos los animales.
es más que hurt yourself.	It's more than hurt yourself.
ay sí joanna's nice.	Ah yes, Joanna's nice.
skinny jeans are ah los jeans que son muy muy pegaditos.	Skinny jeans are the jeans that are very very tight.
pero me dijo tu mamá con la niña que before was in the team she didn't make it?	But your mom said the girl who was previously on the team didn't make it?
and he calculates todas esas cosas.	and he calculates all those things.
es que he is such a... an advanced... technologically advanced.	It's just that he's so... a high-tech... technologically high-tech.
i'm looking yo lo... yo lo miro.	I'm looking at it... I'm watching it.
pero that's how i... i... i was saying originally when we started this conversation yo te dije que i don't believe in punishment like that.	But that's how I... I... I was saying from the beginning when we started this conversation, I told you I don't believe in punishment like that.
yo te digo la verdad mira eso de sting rates.	I'm telling you the truth , look at that sting rates stuff .
me trajo un libro que ella lo había leído when she was in third grade i think.	She brought me a book that she had read when she was in troisième grade i think .
cuando yo estoy entrando aquí sometimes i hear it.	When I'm coming in here sometimes I hear it.
she said that she's not going to... give you hard time ni nada.	she said that she's not going to... give you a hard time or anything .
es todo es text message.	It's all via text message.
for example you know like for instance today ya yo tengo rosetti.	For example you know like for instance today ya I have Rosetta stone .
y el stress level oye.	and the stress level , man .
y y no va poder venir she's not going to be able to come in for another seven months.	She won't be able to come in for another seven months.
pero hasta ahora because él nada más tiene que quince añitos va para dieciséis next month.	But he's only fifteen right now , turning sixteen next month .
every weekend los niños de él...	every weekend his kids...
pero los niños hoy en día they memorize it.	But kids these days just they memorize it.
entonces si caminas un poco más if you walk a little further you'll see they're building and like an exercise path for the police officials or police trainees actually.	Then if you walk a bit más lejos you'll see they're constructing and like an exercise sendero for the police officers or police recruits in fact.
"""yo le dije """"pero doctor i have a terrible pain in my finger"""""""	"I told him/her: ""but doctor, *tengo un dolor terrible en mi dedo*."""
todo el día en eso oh my god.	All day on that oh my god.
i mean the only thing that you can really use es el balcón.	I mean the only thing that you can really use is the balcony.
she needs them now for her <unintelligible> no sé qué.	she needs them now for her <unintelligible> I don't know what .
bueno está comiendo pizza which is a cheese and a... a little bit of the sauce.	bueno estás comiendo pizza que es un queso y un ... un poco de la salsa.
"""y le dije """"you think this is arthritis"""""""	"And I told him, ""You think this is arthritis?"""
"""they never wash the dishes unless of course i say """"you know what i'm on strike y no voy a lavar hoy ahí que se queden las cosas"""""""	"""they never wash the dishes unless of course i say 'I'm not doing it today , the hell with it , let the dishes rot'"""
pero mira a ver si le puedes enseñar porque lo que pasa es que todas las fiestas ahora de+ +el summer people are going to learn... people are going to know how to swim.	But look and see if you can teach him because the thing is that from now on at all the summer parties everyone's going to learn how to swim, people are gonna find out .
pero yo i don't remember armand dating except muni.	But I don't recall Armand dating anyone except Muni.
lo va a pagar luis but you know still.	Luis will pay for it but you know, still .
because i... yo no quiero...	because I don't want to...
i mean it's astronomical lo que están cobrando.	I mean , it's astronomical what they're charging .
and he... he never gets the silent treatment porque se porta bien...	and he... he never gets the silent treatment because he behaves
porque yo no me voy <unintelligible> airplane with him.	because I'm not going <unintelligible> airplane with him.
pero yo como nunca me interesé en eso de text message yo ahora a quién voy a hablar+ +le?	But since I never cared about that text message stuff who am I gonna text now?
cómo estaba en eso he plays everyday football?	how was i on that he plays everyday soccer?
so when i say que yo tengo ayuda de otra gente quiero decir que i use frozen vegetables.	So when I say que yo tengo ayuda de otras personas it's because I use frozen vegetables.
pero a qué hora más o menos like from eight to or nine?	But around what time though, like from eight to maybe nine ?
"""and then i go """"no ya yo me lo comí"""""""	"""and then i go 'i already ate it'"""
pero a quién más he dated here.	but whom else have I dated here .
and of course carmencita no fue.	And of course Carmencita didn't show up.
you know puede ser...	you know podría ser...
yo te digo it's very hard.	I tell you it's very hard.
i think he said que se iba a mudar a un condominium.	I think he said he was moving into a condo.
pero no tenían el flag out there?	Did they not have the flag out there ?
cuando uno va a+ +el swimming pool ahí no me gusta.	When one goes to the swimming pool that's not cool.
well because of the allergies no me gustaría.	well because of the allergies I wouldn't like to .
"""people tell me """"oh sí ya voy para allá señora"""""""	"People tell me ""oh I'm coming right there ma'am."""
when i'm there next time i voy a hablar con el manager a preguntar+ +le.	When I'm there next time I will speak to the manager and ask him.
i went on a... on an airplane que era chiquitito.	I went on a... on a little airplane .
i don't know much about... i don't know... yo tampoco conozco mucho football.	I don't know much about... I don't know... I also don't know much about soccer.
yeah eventually yo creo no sé yo creo que ella va a comenzar a comer mejor.	Yeah eventually I think I don't know I think she'll start eating better.
you know aunque yo no lo pago.	you know even though I don't pay for it.
i don't know i'm waiting for his response a ver qué me dice.	I don't know, I'm waiting for his reply, we'll see what he says.
"""yo le dije a+ +el tipo... yo le dije """"you know what the... it's needed it's something that is needed so how could you fail"""""""	"I told the guy... I said to him ""you know what the... it's needed, it's something that's needed so how the hell could you mess it up"""
bueno no i give him the silent treatment.	Well I give him the cold shoulder.
tú sabes él he knows his business.	You know he knows his sh*t.
y me dejan esperando two three four hours.	And they make me wait two three four hours.
and they already had hired todo el mundo que ellos necesitaban.	and they had already hired everyone they needed .
que que number seven is a i don't know i_g_t whatever...	what's number seven is a I don't know i_g_t whatever...
eso fue en el front desk en el reception.	That was at the front desk , at the reception .
y estuvimos esquiando en new hampshire porque... my dad had one of those um townshares... that um you know we go every year.	We were skiing in New Hampshire because... my dad had one of those um conditional-use contracts... that um you know we go every year.
es super crazy mi mamá me cuenta la historia y yo me he quedado así yo.	"It's super crazy , my mom tells me the story and I'm like : ""WTF , me ! """
es you know es safety.	It's you know it's safety.
no ya estaba yo misma así oh my god.	no I was already like that oh my god.
que by the way se vino ilegal.	that by the way , he came here illegally .
"""pero una especie de escándalo que le decía... ella le decía """"i'm sorry i can not see you"""""""	"but she was like, telling him...""she's like, ""I'm sorry, I can't see you."""""""
pero el noventa por ciento de los pacientes es puro cash income every day.	but ninety percent of the patients is pure cash income every day.
new money que le llaman.	new money they call it.
entonces tiene que llegar un momento en que... you have to bond together.	Then there has to be a moment when... you form un bond together.
y no importa el lema éste de aquí de que the customer is always right.	And it doesn't matter the slogan here that the customer is always right .
it's just de+ +el.	It's just de la.
"""and you were like """"yeah yeah las entradas"""""""	"""and you were like ''sí sí las entradas'''""."
isn't it funny how that word mixes disfrutar and examinar.	Isn't it funny how that word blends enjoying and scrutinizing?
slam them together de+ +el.	slam ellos juntos de + el.
"""um she always tells me """"los cubitos de pollo"""""""	"""um she always tells me 'the chicken nuggets'"""
le doy el boarding ticket.	I'll give you the boarding pass.
"""y maría me dice """"you see"""""""	"and Maria tells me, ""You see."""
"""que la tipa me dijo """"i don't know what your plans are"""""""	"The girl told me ""I don't know what your plans are""."
research methods la tengo que ver para entrar a la otra.	I have to watch research methods to get into the next one.
y si trabajar en... en jetblue boarding pass every weekend.	and if working at... <company name> JetBlue boarding pass every weekend .
oh my god sabes me estaba congelando.	Oh my god you have no idea I was freezing.
"""y entonces me dice """"wait one moment and i'll give you my... my phone un dominicano"""""""	"And then he tells me ""wait one moment and I'll give you my... my phone number, a Dominican."""
"""entonces sabes entonces el tipo nos dice """"the... the new dorms have wood floors countertop de granito lavadora y secadora adentro de+ +el apartamento"""""""	"Then he tells us ""the... the new dorms have wooden floors, granite countertops, and a washer and dryer inside the + + apartment."""
"""y yo y que """"duh my work is so good no i'm kidding"""""""	"""And I'm like 'duh my work is so good no I'm just kidding'"""
o sea en el new en la guardia airport.	I mean at the new one in LaGuardia Airport .
"""entonces mi mamá dijo """"ok gracias a apolo me di cuenta de que va a hacer un pelo difícil vivir con ella porque mi mamá dice i'm moving into a house where i want to be the queen"""""""	"Then my mom said ""OK thanks to Apollo I realized it's going to be a hairy situation living with her because my mom says I'm moving into a house where I want to be the queen."""
"""y me dice """"no no hay pero si me esperas... si me das dos minutos yo te llevo... i'll take you outside"""""""	"And he tells me ""no there isn't [available food] but if you wait for me... if you give me two minutes I'll take you outside."""
i'm not saying porque pareciera interesada or whatever.	I'm not saying because it would seem like I'm interested or whatever.
"""a porque bruce dijo y que """"ah bueno si nos vamos porque we're planning to go the whole family his family and my family for christmas on a cruise"""""""	"""Oh because Bruce said and I quote 'Well , if we're going , because we're planning for the whole family , his family and my family , to go on a Christmas cruise'"""
y después en enero si dios quiere start at n_y_u.	and then in January if god willing start at n_y_u.
no le voy a dar mi opinión nada porque he doesn't want it.	I'm not going to give my opinion on anything because he doesn't want it.
es más yo creo todas menos n_y_u tienen rolling admission.	It's more like I think everyone but n_y_u has rolling admission .
ok the two hours que tuve que esperar.	ok the two hours I had to wait.
"""le dijo """"mira mariela nos vamos a tener que get rid of"""""""	"He told her, ""Look Mariela , we're gonna have to get rid of you ."""
"""me dice """"quiere más a+ +el novio que a mí it's not fair i love her so much and this and that"""""""	"""He tells me 'I love my boyfriend more than you it's not fair I love her so much and this and that'"""
"""le empezó a decir y que... y que yo """"i love mom and dad but i can not tell them"""""""	"""He started saying stuff like ... and that I 'i love mom and dad but i cannot tell them'"""
pero te quería ofrecer un salón for yourself.	but I wanted to offer you a room for yourself.
"""y maría se... se apartó con ana y le empezó a decir """"como que no that you love him more than you love me"""""""	"""And Maria stepped aside with Ana and started telling her 'like you love him more than you that you love me' """
"""yo le digo """"sabes porque i plan to move in august but... but i need to find a really good job"""""""	"I tell him/her ""You know why I plan to move in August but... but I need to find a really good job."""
o sea le depositas los dólares or whatever.	So you deposit the dollars or whatever.
como que she's with him.	"""Like she's with him."""
no sé o sea que... que they were hemming the shirt.	I don't know or whatever... like they were hemming the shirt.
"""sí entonces mi mamá y que """"bueno you know what i'm just get a new <unintelligible> like you have to get rid of the cat or... or i'm not going to move in"""""""	"""yes so my mom and that """"well you know what i'm just get a new <unintelligible> because you have to get rid of the cat or ... or i'm not moving in"""""""
"""me dice """"conmigo sabes <unintelligible> try to see what i can do"""""""	"He tells me, ""With me you know <unintelligible> try to see what I can do."""
sabes como que fitting it.	do you know how fitting it is .
porque la niñera vive ahí con él twenty four seven entonces.	because the nanny lives there with him 24/7 then .
"""entonces el chamo y que... el chamo y que """"no que cuando regreses y tal sabes yo te doy mi número y me llamas cualquier cosa que necesites and we can go out some time"""""""	"Then the guy goes like ""oh, and when you get back, you know, just give me a call, and we can go out sometime for whatever you need."""
he got married the twenty-fourth of thanksgiving igual que carla.	He got married on Thanksgiving Day , just like Carla .
porque sabes que i got rejected for may.	Why do you know that I got rejected for May.
así cuál es your second option?	Like this: así what's your second option?
y summer y august fall tengo que hacer one class.	I have to take one class from July to September.
pensaba que tenía que ver con mariela the bad news.	I thought it had something to do with Mariela the bad news.
"""y yo """"ok you're not single any <unintelligible>"""""""	"And I ""ok you're not single anymore <unintelligible>""."
"""y ella y que """"now i have to change sixty seven thousand"""""""	"""and she goes 'now I have to change sixty seven thousand'"""
"""y entonces él también me dice """"no mira the best to make a living a... as a student is to... to be a bartender"""""""	"And then he also tells me, ""Don't look now but the best way to make a living as a student is to... become a bartender."""
por lo tanto stats dos la tengo que ver para entrar a research methods.	Therefore , I have to watch stats two to get into research methods .
y tuvo que cambiar forty thousand dollars.	She had to change forty thousand US dollars .
everywhere they go se tiene que llevar a la niñera.	They have to bring the nanny everywhere they go.
fuimos a pace university.	We went to Pace University.
"""le dijo a mi mamá """"and i can finally go to laurie's graduation"""""""	"He told my mom ""and I can finally go to Laurie's graduation."""
"""bajamos que fue cuando el tipo nos dijo """"just take that one sabe y it's my first time in new york by myself first time getting a subway in new york by myself"""""""	"""Let's go down , that's when the guy told us """"just take that one you know , and it's my first time in New York by myself first time getting on the subway in New York by myself"""""""
"""entonces me dice """"before you say anything no me regañes te lo pido just be happy for me"""""""	"Then he/she tells me: ""before you say anything , don't lecture me , just be happy for me"" ."
i don't want to be the only one in class en... en la noche.	I don't want to be the only one in class at night .
no sí es que... it's like.	no shit it's just ... it's like .
it was like thirty nine one way and thirty nine back una broma así.	It was like thirty nine dollars one way and thirty nine dollars back, such a joke.
"""y yo """"bueno what do you want first"""""""	"""And I """"well what do you want first"""""""
"""hasta que llegó un momento que yo dije """"ya no... no ya maría we are getting on the subway whether you like it or not"""""""	"""until I finally said 'enough... Mary we're getting on the subway whether you like it or not' """
"""pero después mi mamá y que """"es absurdo <unintelligible> we have two apartments to rent another apartment"""""""	"But later my mom goes, ""It's ridiculous <unintelligible> we have two apartments to rent another apartment."""
pero no es que you love him more than you love me.	But it's not that you love him más que me.
o sea me falta stats dos research methods y psychological social psychology lab y social psychology no sé qué.	So I'm missing stats , two research methods , social psych lab and social psychology or something .
"""entonces él y que """"that's not really fair porque si vienen los dos a+ +el mismo tiempo your kids don't have where to stay"""""""	"""then he goes 'that's not really fair because if they both come A+ at the same time your kids will have nowhere to stay'"""
"""entonces nos... nos dijo """"bueno ok b_five whatever"""""""	"Then he/she told us ""well, okay B_five, whatever."""
los dorms nuevos de n_y_u para upper classman que es que sería yo quedan en la veintitrés y la tercera avenida.	The new n_y_u dorms for upper classmen , which is what I would be , are on 23rd and 3rd Avenue .
y toda broma sabes obviamente all the help i can get.	and obviously all the help i can get .
"""mi mamá y que """"i... i was going to do un comercial en... en... en la televisión"""""""	"""My mom and that 'I was going to do a commercial on... on... on television.'"""
y maría trató de imprimir los... los boletos... los boarding pass.	and Maria tried to print the... the tickets... the boarding passes.
"""pero ella me dijo """"i don't know your plans are"""""""	"But she told me ""I don't know your plan s are."""
pero por ejemplo pace mari road manhanttan... manhattan que es otra que vi.	but for example pace mari road , manhanttan ... manhattan , that's another one i saw .
"""y yo y que """"ok thank you"""""""	"""and I'm like 'ok thank you'"""
son cincuenta mil a+ +el año including the dorms.	It's fifty thousand a+ including the dorms.
no yo sí estoy de acuerdo porque siento que mi primo ha madurado in some aspects con ella.	No , I actually agree because I feel like my cousin has matured in some ways with her .
"""entonces dijo """"apolo has to leave"""""""	"Then he said ""Apollo has to go."""
"""y dije """"ok i'm just going to be happy for him"""""""	"and I said, ""ok, I'm just gonna be happy for him."""
"""pero sabes después de+ +el information session me gustó tanto que yo dije """"la verdad no me importa y de paso que ya maría estaba cansada"""""""	"But after the information session I liked it so much that I said ""you know what , I don't care , and plus Maria was tired anyway"" ."
qué pero igual cuando te mudes todos los fines de semana i'm there.	What but seriously when you move out I'm there every damn weekend .
porque el vive en queens en manhattan...	because he lives in queens in manhattan ...
"""y yo y que """"i'm not going to go porque i don't like it"""""""	"""And I'm not gonna go because I don't like it"""
so <unintelligible> said <unintelligible> en la tarde.	So we're <unintelligible> later in the afternoon.
o es que hay como... there's like about four or five cooks that are trainers.	"It should be: ""o es que hay como... there's like cuatro o cinco cocineros que son entrenadores ."""
you just have to tell me que como te va.	You just have to tell me how it's going.
ah bueno pero fin de semana so you can take your time.	Ah bueno pero it's the weekend so you can take your time.
en... en you know en <unintelligible>... en <unintelligible> hay camisetas que te dan.	in... in you know in <unintelligible> ... in <unintelligible> they give you t-shirts .
el tema es de lo que... de lo... de+ +el manicure... manicure y pedicure que los hombres se hacen.	The topic is what ... what ... the manicure ... manicure and pedicure that men do .
hey pero qué tan fuertes son los binoculars?	Hey but how strong are the binoculars?
el jefe de+ +el car dealership cuál?	The boss of the car dealership which one?
porque tú me puedes... you can <unintelligible> you know.	because you can... you know.
por decir+ +te si te compras ciento... ciento cuarenta son dos mil ochocientos menos el home <unintelligible> exemption unos dos mil cuatrocientos dos mil trescientos.	if you buy a hundred ... a hundred and forty , it's two thousand eight hundred less the home <unintelligible> exemption about two thousand four hundred two thousand three hundred .
i thinking maybe i don't know un poquito más arriba.	i thinking maybe a little higher up .
así que si escuchas de algún good deal because en el dealer donde él está hay carros.	So if you hear of any good deals from the dealer where he is , there are cars .
nueva york yeah we went together.	New York yeah we went together.
pero tiene sus pros y sus cons.	but it has its pros and cons.
tú que pasas metida in the internet all day.	You who spend time on the internet all day.
porque cuando fueron a ver todo lo que pasó después de+ +el bombardeo cuando ya vieron a la gente que estaba prácticamente muerta o laying on... on... en... en el piso supuestamente estaban en ropa de dormir.	because when they went to see all the aftermath of the bombing , when they saw people who were practically dead , laying on the floor , they were reportedly still in their sleepwear .
y de los attorney's fees no me salvó nadie.	and not even the lawyers' fees saved me.
entre taxes y homeowners a lo que sea tu mortgage agréga+ +le trescientos o cuatrocientos dólares facilito.	between taxes and homeowners or whatever your mortgage is just add easily three or four hundred dollars.
este el abogado estaba muy muy bonito para que... estuvimos in plantation donde el lawyer.	This lawyer was so good looking , like wow... we were at the plantation where the attorney at .
yeah but tú sabes qué?	Yeah but you know what?
i'm looking for something con las tres bees bueno bonito y barato.	I'm looking for something that's good , nice and cheap .
pero solamente thanks god it was only a hundred and fifty dollars.	But thank God it was only a hundred and fifty dollars.
que es el... el homeowners insurance y todo.	What's the... the homeowners insurance and all that.
so se puede interpretar como que el laptop que supuestamente encontraron que dijeron que había evidencia que comprobaba que ecuador tenía vínculos con las farc era verídico.	So it can be interpreted as the laptop that was supposedly found , which they said had evidence that Ecuador had links with the FARC , was indeed true .
to that effect que se compre mejor un lexus donde él está pues.	to that effect he should just buy a lexus where he is then .
attorney fee and everything te lo digo por experiencia propia.	attorney fee and everything I tell you this from personal experience .
pero con los impuestos and then the ticket coming back...	but with the taxes and then the ticket coming back...
before <unintelligible> foreclosure pero ya.	before <unintelligible> but already lost it .
"""y she... she tells me """"di+ +le a laura... di+ +le a selena que vaya a almorzar"""""""	"""and she . . . she tells me «tell Laura . . . tell Selena to go have lunch»"""
tú te acuerdas when annie was maria's case manager assistant?	Do you remember when Annie was Maria's case manager assistant?
porque if it's building four entonces eh parking here.	because if it's building four then it's parking here.
"""and she is like """"a ver ya lo leyó"""""""	"and she's like ""let's see if he read it"""
"""y yo le dije """"no no no sin apuro selena tú haz eso mañana por la mañana when you want... when you... when you... when you are más calmada whenever you want"""""""	"And I told her: ""No no no take your time Selena, do that tomorrow in the morning when you're calm, whenever you want..."""
i mean yo le revisé <unintelligible>.	I mean I checked <unintelligible>.
"""and she said """"sí mamita da+ +me a mi todo... da+ +me a mí todo lo que tiene que ver con mis pacientes que yo prefiero tener+ +los en el <unintelligible> y yo... y yo tener+ +lo aquí todo"""""""	"And she said ""yes mamita give me give me all that has to do with my patients cause I prefer to have them here and me... me to have it all here."""
exactly tú tienes que convivir con la misma gente so why would you get in a fight with them or whatever?	exactly you have to live with the same people so why would you get into a fight with them or whatever ?
so whatever selena <unintelligible> esto eran como diez pacientes.	So whatever Selena <unintelligible> this was like ten patients.
"""and i was like """"sí sí espera+ +te un momentito déja+ +me mandar este fax"""""""	"and i was like ""yes yes wait a sec let me send this fax"""
and se hunde... se hunde en un vaso de agua si... if... if it's not her way.	and it sinks ... it sinks in a glass of water if ... if it's not her way.
she knows que se tiene que aguantar la lengua because jose's a grown man.	She knows she has to bite her tongue because José's a grown man.
"""and she goes """"here pedro véa+ +me esto"""""""	"""and she goes 'here, Pedro look at this'"""
<unintelligible> exactly because there's a reason that they are the case managers so they could resolver los problemas <unintelligible>.	<unintelligible> exactly because there's a reason they're the case managers so they could solve the problemas <unintelligible>.
pero selena was eating or ella... ella no estaba comiendo?	but was Selena eating or wasn't she... she wasn't eating?
"""if i was in marie's shoes i would look at her and be like """"maria tú crees que tú me puedas hablar a mí como una persona por favor"""""""	"If I were in Marie's shoes I would look at her and be like ""Maria do you really think you can talk to me as a friend?"""
"""and she goes """"eh y por qué yo no entiendo por qué la persona que revisó esto no... no lo hizo de una vez"""""""	"""and she goes «¿eh why don't I understand why the person who reviewed this didn't just... do it at once?»"""
"""and i was like """"se lo puede dar a pedro y que él te lo filee"""""""	"And I was like, ""It can be given to Peter so he can file it for you."""
but in cuba and... and... and those countries there's a lot more mosquitoes because todo es... there's not... there... places are not a_c.	but in Cuba and... and... and those countries there's a lot more mosquitoes because todo es... there's not... there isn't the... places are not air-conditioned.
el gato and maria have been at it.	El gato y Maria se han estado peleando .
"""and i'm like """"selena si tú quieres se lo das a pedro"""""""	"""and I'm like 'Selena, if you want, give it to Peter'"""
is your harina anything like your mom's harina?	Is the flour you use anything like your mom's flour?
miami-dade is setenta dólares por crédito right?	Miami-Dade is seventy dollars per credit , right ?
times about a hundred that's about a hundred... a thousand two hundred más o menos.	times about a hundred that's roughly a thousand two hundred give or take .
so then lo que iria me dijo que haga era coger los... los files de... de selena y entregárselos+ +se a su case manager a selena para que ella los file in.	So then what he told me to do was take Selena's... um... files and give them to her case manager so she can file them in.
"""and she goes """"hay uno solamente qué bueno qué bueno qué bueno"""""""	"and she goes ""there's only one oh good oh good oh good"""
i remember i introduced emilio to the maizena.	I remember introducing Emilio to the cornstarch.
"""and she goes """"yo no entiendo por qué la persona que tenía este... que tenía este... eh que... que revisó esto no me ayudó... no lo revisó... no lo hizo"""""""	"""and she goes 'I don't understand why the person who had this ... who had this ... eh who ... who checked this didn't help me ... didn't review it ... didn't do it'"""
"""entonces le dijo así selena """"yo te lo hago ahora or i'll do it for you first thing in the morning"""""""	"Then she told her ""I'll do it for you now, or first thing in the morning."""
oh plus remember que yo me voy a filmar.	oh plus remember that I'm going to film .
"""meaning que yo le diga a mi papá """"mira er is better if i find a person"""""""	"""meaning I tell my dad 'look dad it's better if I find a person'"""
"""me dijiste """"i'm going to go with you"""""""	You told me «I'm going to go with you».
oh my god no no no si no sabe hacer algo oh.	Oh my god no no no if he doesn't know how to do something oh.
bueno i'm not going to go a una corte <unintelligible>.	good i'm not going to go to court <unintelligible> .
mira con la <unintelligible>... con la puerta cerrada ahí there was like like un...	Look with the <unintelligible> ... with the door closed there was like a kind of...
ella dijo que no <unintelligible> go que no tenía nadie ahí que pudiera cover her.	She said she <unintelligible> didn't have anyone there who could cover her.
"""all day long mi mamá """"oh you... you are worthless"""""""	"""all day long my mom """"oh you... you are worthless"""""""
ay ah es que you know what she told me?	"She told me: ""Ay, ay, es que no sé cómo decirte . . . """
si es un paper savage lo pierdes anyway.	If it's a paper you're savage with , you lose it anyway .
to your house porque ahí vamos a empezar a estudiar.	to your house because that's where we'll start studying.
no es que in a certain spot there's going to be more no?	Isn't there supposed to be more in a certain spot ?
so besides that yo le puedo decir a mi papá.	So besides that I can tell my dad .
um esto se llama you me talking a+ +el frente de+ +el radio.	This is what it would look like in English: um this is called you me talking a+ +in front of+ +the radio.
y como en new jersey las escuelas son... están... they are managed by the the cities.	And how in New Jersey the schools are... like... they're managed by the cities .
hoy hoy no lo tengo... pero i lo i use it.	Today I don't have it ... but I use it.
"""y me decía """"ay mami i can not believe it"""""""	"and she was like ""baby I can't believe it"""
pero es middle school or what is it?	But is it middle school or what?
they did a sonogram blah... blah... blah tumor en... en el spleen.	They did a sonogram blah blah blah tumour in the spleen.
um er no yo no sabía.	I didn't know.
sabes no es... but it's not that great either.	Is it not... pero no es tan bueno tampoco.
si a colombia i am paying seven hundred dollars... seven something... seven and something.	If I'm going to Colombia , I'm paying seven hundred dollars . Seven , like , seven fifty .
y bueno ahora está aquí... er y antes había una muchacha que enseñaba belly dancing.	And well now it's here... uh and before there was this girl who taught belly dancing.
sean me estaba diciendo que... le estaba... he he was making fun of curtis...	He was telling me that... he was pranking Curtis...
"""we became like really... really close... and estaba este señor que hacía... que era el presidente de p_t_a... and he is an older guy... y mi asistente le dice """"ay cómo está su nietito"""""""	"""we became like really... really close... and there was this guy who did... who was the president of p_t_a... and he's an older guy... and my assistant says 'how's your grandkid doing?'"""
el otro día i was thinking about that.	the other day yo was thinking about that .
but they got all the people that were going to lady of america... los trajeron because como cerraron... and now happens that there are too many people.	but they brought all the people who were going to the Lady of America ... them because they closed ... and now it happens that there are too many people.
but i mean una buena manija.	but i mean a good handle.
bueno pero no lo pueden sacar porque si sacan el bazo com compromises the immune system.	Well but they can't take out the spleen because if they take out the spleen it compromises the immune system.
the friend... the sister of this friend i went out with tonight se murió en colombia.	The friend . . . the sister of this friend I went out with tonight died in Colombia .
yeah er today er la clase que fui hoy...	"""Yeah today the class I went to..."""
"""entonces... entonces claro después le pregunté... digo """"are you sure we were"""""""	Then... yeah so I asked him afterward if he was sure we were...
yeah and the deal fell... y después lo hicieron con lisa.	"""Yeah and the deal fell... and then they did it with Lisa."""
i... i scheduled to stay for two classes because i normally can do that... y hmm chica qué oh.	I... I scheduled to stay for two classes because I usually can do that... and umm, what the heck girl.
te has vuelto como buena ahora verdad porque hubo un tiempo en que no you weren't exercising.	You've become a real workout enthusiast now , huh? Because there was a time when you weren't exercising .
no praying all... todo... all... all lo que se puede hacer all.	no praying all... everything... all the things that can be done all.
porque cuando ves a esta gente que tienes plastic surgery they really look ridiculous.	"""because when you see this people who have plastic surgery they really look ridiculous."""
lo pero es que... pero lo malo es que... lo que crece... lo que sigue creciendo cuando una envejece the... the nose and the ears!	The worst part is ... but the bad part is ... what grows ... what keeps growing as you get older ... the ... the nose and the ears!
and the treadmill i think i am like a fool there going nowhere... la bicicleta igual como una...	and the treadmill i think i'm like a fool there going nowhere... the stationary bike is the same way like a...
marian she was in platinum before... y... and... y ahora es el manager aquí.	Marian she was platinum before... and... now she's the manager here.
bueno sí qué importa lo que él piense... we don't care anymore.	It's fine , we don't care anymore .
pero dice que una clínica en hialeah que she doesn't recommend it.	but she says a clinic in Hialeah and she doesn't recommend it.
pero lo mismo you look like not real.	But you look like not real.
y se disolvió... i mean it's gone.	And it dissolved . . . I mean it's gone .
no this girl um no sé... no sé si panameña o de nicaragüense.	no this girl um no I don't know if she's Panamanian or Nicaraguan .
"""so le... yo le digo a la chica... a la waitress """"eh hay lugar adentro en la barra"""""""	"""So I tell the chica... the waitress, 'Hey, is there space inside at the bar?'"""
pero me da miedo también porque no... no puedes ahorrar en eso que you know it's important.	But it also scares me because you can't save for it , you know it's important .
y después te ponen processing fee esto...	and then they hit you with a processing fee
no es gall bladder.	It's not the gallbladder .
ok and i visualised que eso se estaba disolviendo... and i did all the well.	Okay and I visualized that it was dissolving... and I did all the bien.
yo por eso no fui a colombia ahora... it's not worth it.	I didn't go to Colombia now... it's not worth it.
pero lo que tú dices... lo que estaba diciendo el hombre... después de cierta edad i don't think we should do anything...	But what you're saying . What that guy was saying ... after a certain age I don't think we should do anything ...
sí... sí... sí i... i entiendo... te entiendo.	Yes... yes... yes I... I understand... I get you.
i thought about that because it's getting a little more carnoso aquí.	I thought about that because it's getting a little meatier here .
and there's great great... there's a lot of fun things to do you know like el parque el café the rivers.	And there's great great . . . there's a lot of fun things to do , you know , like the park , the coffee ( places ) , the rivers .
so let's move on to abuelito... abuelita anita.	So let's move on to grandpa ... grandmother Anita.
oh my favourite thing to do mi favorita cosa de hacer es estar con mi familia.	Oh my favorite thing to do is spend time with mi familia.
y también nació en honduras which makes him much more funnier because they say a lot of good jokes.	And he was also born in Honduras which makes him even more funny because they're known for their great sense of humour.
hablando de tu colegio tu colegio is really big and really outdoors.	Speaking of your school , your school is really big and very outdoors .
y está en sixth grade.	She's in sixth grade.
so when... cuándo tú cogiste tus braces?	So when... when did you get your braces?
i know so when they were going to make the statue he was just this little mini guy muy muy chiquito como una enanito.	I know so when they were going to make the statue he was just this really tiny little guy like a little dwarf .
yo no sé cómo la gente vive de+ +el unemployment porque es un pain.	I don't know how people live on unemployment because it's a freaking hassle .
cause porque ahí esa parte de+ +el estado has a little bit of hills not like a lot of hills.	because that area has a few hills not like a lot of hills.
y a él se le ha warm up the... la... la sangre se le ha puesto un...	and his blood has been   warm up the... the... his got into a fighting mood
coño pues that's not fair!	Damn it that's not fair!
yeah it records it and all como los chips de la camarita.	Yeah it records it and all like the little camera chips .
hello si es four-wheel drive?	Hello, is it four-wheel drive?
y acá decía seventy four.	and here it says seventy four.
pero cuando i dropped the groceries and i left decía treinta y nueve.	But when I dropped the groceries and left he said thirty-nine.
y si... si yo sé que estamos you know todo el mundo hablando inglés o como dice mi hermano si tú no quieres que nadie oyen or personal or something.	And if ... I know we're all speaking English or as my brother says it if you don't want anyone to hear or personal or something.
mi carro tiene heated seats.	My car has heated seats.
y... y for elba is good cause <unintelligible> tienen... la tienen los dos.	and... and Elba is good because they both have it .
eso es horse country.	That's horse country .
so she asked me if i would wear it at work... para ver como es el cambio de un idioma a+ +el otro.	So she asked me if I'd wear it at work ... to see how the shift from one language to another is.
my sister-in-law quiere que haga you know.	My sister-in-law wants me to do, you know (do las cosas que ella quiere) .
"""y por qué no les dices a+ +el """"look i have this issue"""""""	"""and why don't you tell them a++ """"look , I have this problem"""""""
but did you tell him que craig dijo that they are already been altered verdad?	But did you tell him that Craig said they're already been altered for real?
at a... i think we should do a first para ya acabar con a.	at a ... I think we should do a first come , first serve .
le dije a bart que si encontraba algún día a nuestro amiguito gerardo que lo iba a matar porque me... me trajo los folders todos o sea se supone que tengan un binder.	I told Bart that if he ever came across our friend Gerardo , he would kill him because he brought me all the folders , they're supposed to have a binder .
bueno si no le gusta too bad.	well if she doesn't like it too bad.
y son like pink pop tarts.	And they're like pink pop tarts.
para sacar el copy paper.	to get the copy paper.
déja+ +me ver ya... ya guardaste tu pink shirt.	Let me see now ... you've already put away your pink shirt.
it's like a layer salad que empiezas abajo con lechuga ah stuff.	it's like a layered salad que empiezas with lettuce down abajo and stuff on top.
bueno por eso se quiere mudar para allá arriba en el ecofriendly department de... de oregon or seattle or wherever that is.	Well that's why she wants to move up there to the ecofriendly department in... Oregon or Seattle or wherever it is.
y después había otro que era mayonesa con sour cream.	and then there was another one that was mayonnaise with sour cream .
y entonces el dressing en... en uno de los website era mayonesa nada más <unintelligible>.	And then the dressing in... in one of the websites was just mayonnaise .
las... los... los florets de cauliflower.	the ... the ... the cauliflower florets.
y después el dressing arriba and i've found a couple of different.	and then the dressing on top and I've found a couple of different.
mi suegra la hizo for christmas.	My mother-in-law made it for Christmas.
"""me dice """"ay maría he went to the house for easter"""""""	"He tells me, ""Hey Mary, he went to the house for Easter."""
y está en el car seat.	And he's in the car seat.
tienes que conseguir+ +lo en un bol que sea como transparente so you can see it.	You have to get it in a bowl that's kind of transparent so you can see it.
yo creo que el copying machine me odia.	I think the photocopier hates me.
seven... seven dollars... si lo compras...	seven ... seven dollars ... if you buy it ...
so you mean... you... tú le puedes poner lo que tú quieras.	So you mean... you... you can put whatever the fuck you want on it .
se casaron like en enero or like two months in october por lo civil.	They got married like in January or like two months ago in October in a civil ceremony .
"""dice """"ay i felt so bad"""""""	"""she says 'ay I felt so bad'"""
i do in there en el... en el plastiquito.	I do it in the plastic bag .
no y la salud de... de... de los... de los... de los viejos ya está... i mean mi mamá y mi papá gracias a dios están saludables but...	no and the health of... of... of the... of the seniors is... i mean my mom and dad are doing well health-wise thank god but...
si está chopped up in little pieces con una sopa de queso.	if it's chopped up into little bits with some cheese soup .
tienes paper towel por casualidad?	Do you happen to have any paper towels?
pero el tercero es... is it a honda... an ultima too?	But the third one is ... is it a Honda ... also an Ultima too?
mija no está tan bonita because... because it's all mixed up but...	Daughter's not that pretty because... because it's all messed up but...
y dora tiene el... digo tsk alex tiene el bedspread de dora.	And Dora has the... I mean , Alex has Dora ’s bedspread .
coge más because there's plenty.	Take some more because there's plenty.
but you know un cambio nunca viene mal.	But you know a change never hurts .
pero ellos no querían multiple kids.	but they didn't want multiple children.
no porque vive en long island so the public schools are probably good.	It's not because he lives in Long Island , the public schools there are probably good too .
"""me dice """"ay sí i feel so bad poor katie and rosa and you know"""""""	"""he tells me """"oh yeah I feel so bad for <em>katie and rosa</em> and you know"""""""
"""y dice el marido """"here they were doing everything right we only want one kid let's not do them"""""""	"And the husband says, ""Here they were doing everything right; we only want one kid, let's not do them."""
ay sí too adult.	Oh yes, too adult.
coño that's... that diez dólares na más?	Is that ten dollars for real though?
i mean like dos goticas de nada.	I mean like two freaking drops of nothing.
they didn't... er no producía.	they didn't... uh, it didn't produce.
oye gracias katie te lo agradezco because i hate that one.	Hey thanks a lot Katie I appreciate it because I really hate that one.
tú ves a katie en un p_t_a meeting?	Do you see Katie at a b_tch meeting ?
they look normal jackie por favor.	They look normal, please jackie.
lo dieron a... con charity i hope?	Did they give it to... with charity I hope?
why do they... el suéter de ramona.	why do they... Ramona's sweater.
le daban toda clase de you know shakes and things to...	They gave him all kinds of you know jugos and stuff to...
mira aquí <unintelligible> el effective date de tu póliza es julio de+ +el ochenta y cinco.	The effective date of your policy is July + + the eighty-five .
"""y le digo """"bueno lo que él tiene es un certificate specification que la compañía se lo ha comprado con la i_t_t"""""""	And I said, “What he has is a certificate specification that the company has purchased with the I-T-T.”
y le ven un life expectancy report.	and they see his life expectancy report.
no es como el de <unintelligible> que lo hacen in a big trailer.	It's not like the one from <unintelligible> that's made in a big trailer .
sí pero con un new customer.	yes but with a new customer.
pero en <unintelligible> county no es tan comfy como eso.	but in <unintelligible> county it's not as comfy like that .
bueno pero es not only that.	Well but that's not only it .
o sea there's no audience space.	There's no espacio para la audiencia .
eso lo tenía que hacer yo because is through my...	That's something I had to do because it's through my...
"""paula says this morning """"mami you got big feet and i got a little feet"""""""	"""Paula said this morning """"mama tú tienes pies grandes y yo tengo pies pequeños"""""""
"""yo dije """"i have been una de las primeras que he venido"""""""	"I said, ""I have been one of the first to come . """
"""pero me dice eh """"it's a public"""""""	"but he tells me eh """"it's a public"""""""
"""le digo """"you didn't have enough to eat"""""""	"I tell him/her """"you didn't eat enough"""""""
"""and you are like """"qué porquería"""""""	"""and you're like 'what a piece of shit'"""
el desayuno i don't care.	The breakfast i don't care.
sí porque no es tan lejos but still.	Yes , because it's not that far , but still .
pero si no... if we don't register no te dan la comida no?	But if we don't register they won't give us food , right ?
y el... el too far?	Is it... too far away ?
no el quince es el... el mummy day college.	No , the fifteenth is the ... the college mummy day .
por eso te digo she was trying to be a turista!	That's why I'm telling you , she was trying to be a tourist !
mi papá <unintelligible> like blondish-coloured hair big blue eyes.	my dad has <unintelligible> blond-ish hair and big blue eyes.
sunset heights se está atrasado all the time that there is por culpa de ella... por culpa de ella.	Sunset Heights is always late these days because of her ... because of her .
"""and she sends my dad to get sunscreen """"ramón se nos olvidó el sunscreen entra que tú y tu... maría se queman mucho"""""""	"""and she sends my dad to get sunscreen 'Ramón forgot the sunscreen go inside and ask your María because she and your mom burn a lot'"""
estaban en dominican republic... república dominicana.	They were in the Dominican Republic .
he had sunscreen crema de sol.	He had sun cream.
"""y no más dice """"esto qué... what is this ramón... esto you know"""""""	"""and he just goes """"what is this... what is this Ramón... you know"""""""
oh i'm sorry aceite de baby oil con mercurocromo.	Oh I'm sorry baby oil with merthiolate.
sí sí sí sí él debería escribir de... ser un... un fiction author porque te lo dice con tanta convicción que tú juras y perjuras que es verdad.	He should definitely write fiction because he tells it with such conviction that you'd swear it's the truth.
estaba too cute para hacer <unintelligible>.	It was too cute to do <unintelligible>.
no... no... no... no lo pude resistir cause they were too cute.	no ... no ... no ... I couldn't resist them cause they were too cute.
porque pepsi que tiene algo parecido pepsi one.	because Pepsi has something similar called Pepsi One.
creo que me dijo not very good...	I think he said not very good...
pero a los controles hay... poner+ +les masking tape o algo a los de tom pa saber a quién le pertenecen porque ya veo que él le puso el plastiquito.	But we should ... put some masking tape or something on the controllers to identify whose they are because I can see that Tom has put the plastic wrap on his .
nosotros hemos hecho diez los que sal... salimos a jugar como siete piezas or something like that.	We've been ten strong, but only seven of us ended up coming out to play.
"""me dice """"sí it's just for three years"""""""	"He tells me """"sí it's just for three years"""""""
"""el handle lo dice """"fly interval"""""""	"""the handle says 'fly interval'"""
no cuando... él no era un merchant marine?	Wasn't he a merchant marine?
ay la... mmm es que la compañía estaba convirtiéndo+ +se más bien en... en plumbing contractors.	Oh man... yeah the company was turning into more of a plumbing contractor kind of deal .
you know él quiere hacer un poco más de diseño.	You know he wants to do a bit more designing .
and then his other thing he noted when he was at the u one siding and connector road que pusimos luces.	and then he noticed the other thing when he was at the university one-way street and connector road where we installed some lights.
so eh me llamó mister um bowers.	So they called me Mr. Bowers.
ok so it'll be the same thing and we may have to put house shields you know home house shields on those para por lo menos quitar un poquitico porque he wants to at least show the...	Okay so it'll be the same thing and we might have to put up house sigils , you know , home house sigils on those , just to at least take away a little bit because he wants to at least show the...
well that's why i've been calling to pedro para que me diga cuál es so that you know which is the pole that we put it on cause i don't know which one it is.	Well that's why I've been calling Pedro to ask him which one it is so that you know which pole we put it on because I don't hablo inglés, sorry!
"""me dice """"no no había nadie it was perfect"""""""	"""he tells me """"""no there was no one it was perfect""""""""."
because it doesn't... eso no importa.	because it doesn't... that doesn't matter.
se ve it doesn't have the nike check on it.	It doesn't have the Nike tick on it.
"""but... and she... and leticia is like """"todo este tiempo she had like una cara que... como que no entendía lo que le estaban diciendo a ella"""""""	"""but . . . and she . . . and Letitia is like 'all this time she had this look like she didn't understand what they were telling her ' """
<unintelligible> nick and his mom que todo era como hombre <unintelligible>.	<unintelligible> Nick and his mom about how he is a real man <unintelligible>.
que si ya te lo han revalidado dos veces you have to get a new passport.	If they have validated it twice you have to get a new passport.
but the thing is... that es su tío that has lived with him like i don't know how like ya several years... he doesn't pay anything.	But the thing is ... that's his uncle who has lived with him for like I don't know how long like years already ... and he doesn't pay a thing.
"""and your grandmother was like """"oh todo se mira en las manos"""""""	"and your grandmother was like ""oh it all shows up on the hands"""
"""and he's like """"bueno yo no quiero ir"""""""	"And he's like ""well, I don't wanna go."""
pero no <unintelligible> you know they're so patriotic and they...	but not <unintelligible> you know they're so damn patriotic and they...
i remember había un... uno hindú or something that came to <unintelligible>.	I remember there was a... a Hindi guy or something that came to <unintelligible>.
pero she has like una mala fama.	but she has like a bad reputation.
"""we were like """"todos estamos con un calor and working"""""""	"""we were like 'todos estamos con un calor y trabajando'"""
and he used to get my dad like tennis shoes y todo for the... to play tennis.	and he used to get my dad like zapatillas de tenis por el... to play tennis.
there were unos chinos que vivían aquí.	There were some Chinese people living here.
la cosa es que that was thursday.	The thing is que fue el jueves .
"""so his mom's like """"i can not... i can not mantener su familia any more you know i <unintelligible>"""""""	"""so his mom's like 'I can't ... I can no longer mantener su familia you know I <unintelligible>' """
the thing is that my passport ellos me han... me lo han revalidado dos veces.	The thing is that my passport they have... they have renewed it twice .
o sea i don't know who is lying.	I mean I don't know quién está mintiendo.
"""and she's like """"ya... ya les puedo ver"""""""	"""and she's like « ya ... ya puedo verlos »"""
qué jodían it's like stupid nicaraguans!	What the fuck is it with stupid Nicaraguans!
and depending on el... el... el sonido.	and depending on the... the... the sound.
yeah con ese pase you can... you know you can use it and you can... you have certain discounts.	Yeah con ese pase puedes ... ya sabes que puedes usarlo y ... tienes ciertos descuentos.
rafi's mom también se mete en todas esas cosas.	Rafi's mom also gets involved in all those things.
cualquiera porque now we don't know which one's which.	It doesn't matter because now we don't know which one is which.
yeah because her sister does no sé qué cosa.	Yeah because her sister does I don't know what .
no ves new york?	Do you see New York ?
porque me mandaron ahora un special el western de times square in one seventy nine.	They sent me a special edition of Times Square in one seventy nine.
entonces todos esos restaurants that are participating will have booths.	Then all those restaurants that are participating will have booths.
no aquí en éste en control panel tiene que ser.	It has to be here in this control panel .
tú por fin did you book the hotel for september?	Did you finally book the hotel for September?
ah so si no la tiene no la puedo coger.	If he doesn't have it , I can't take it .
go down a ver.	go down and let's see.
y wild oats es un... un healthy store?	And Wild Oats is like a... a healthy store?
el... el food festival ese.	the... the food festival that.
imagína+ +te tú thirty hours.	Imagine working thirty hours.
ellos dijeron que iban a dar appetizers at wild oats.	They said they were going to serve appetizers at Wild Oats.
music under music borra todo lo que hay under music.	Music under music erase everything under music.
ah esa canción que... que cantan its been a its been a day it's the end of the the.	Ah, that song that ... sings it's been a long day .
hay... hay una... una que dice it's five o'clock somewhere.	There... there's one that says it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.
y que thereby matching the style of clement's piano.	And so matching the style of Clement's piano.
él empezó a trabajar en los primeros años towards the end... en bonn.	He started working in the early years towards the end ... in Bonn .
sí no un blog bueno blog es cuando ellos escriben... para que ellos escriben.	A good blog is when they write... about what they write .
o sea todavía estoy... estoy ahí pero ya renuncié like el... el sábado es mi... es... it's my last day.	So , I'm still there , but I've already resigned , like , Saturday is my...last day .
entonces like voy... voy a aplicar ahí en... en varios lugares para... para ver qué onda like.	then like I'm going . I'm going to apply there at... at a few places to... to see what's up like .
y entonces yo lo miraba a+ +el maje como para incluir+ +lo en la conversación como para decir+ +le ok like i'm talking to you me entendés o sea we're talking to... to both of them entonces.	"And then I looked at him like, ""I'm including you in the conversation, get it? Like, you're talking to both of us."""
porque yo like i don't ride those things me entendés.	because I'm not getting on those things , you get me ?
like cada detalle incluso our sex lives me entendés nuestras vidas sexuales.	like every detail even our sexual lives you understand .
"""le digo """"like si me lo estás diciendo it... it... it's for a reason"""""""	"""I tell you 'like' if you're telling me it... it... it's for a reason"""
y entonces el maje de la nada like he never calls me... el maje casi nunca me llama like de repente por allá chateamos de vez en cuando.	"And then the dude out of the blue is like ""he never calls me""... The dude hardly ever calls me, we randomly chat every now and then."
tu madre yo pensé que i thought you were being serious qué estúpida.	Your mom I thought you were being serious what an idiot.
pues sí pero like my mom no hace eso.	Well yeah but my mom doesn't do that like .
quiero ir... quiero ir but like i don't want to go by myself.	I want to go ... I really want to go but like I don't want to go alone.
o sea porque pedro y yo nos contamos absolutamente todo like absolutely everything me entendés?	So Pedro and I tell each other absolutely everything , like literally everything , you get me ?
oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah pero cómo un hombre?	Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah but like a man?
like él me contaba las cosas right away me entendés.	He used to tell me things right away, you get me?
desde que te vinistes de dónde de new orleans?	Since you left from New Orleans ?
and i really like him me entendés.	and i really like him you understand .
pero... pero... pero like... like... like los sábados por ejemplo pues pero <unintelligible>.	But... but... but like... on Saturdays for example, but <unintelligible>.
and i understand that me entendés?	and do you understand me?
nada de que te vas a quedar durmiendo conmigo ni aunque te quedes conmigo le digo levánta+ +te and go to class.	No sleeping over even if you stay with me, I'll tell you to get up and go to class.
por... por el momento pues no voy a quedar+ +me sin hacer nada porque esta semana que viene grabamos así que voy a estar trabajando aunque tengo spring break pues no... no voy a clase gracias a dios.	for... for now I won't be doing nothing because next week we're recording so I'll be working even though it's spring break so... I'm not going to class thank god.
yeah three more weeks y ya... ya... ya termino vos.	Yeah three more weeks and I'm done with it .
y... y el maje what are you doing today que no sé qué.	and... what's the dude's deal today I don't know what .
no jodás loco southland mall o el dadeland mall.	Don't mess around , dude . We're going to Southland Mall or Dadeland Mall .
like honestly... honestly yo no te recomiendo aeros.	like honestly... honestly I don't recommend aeros.
o sea me hizo sentir tan tan tan mal like he didn't trust me anymore me entendés.	So he made me feel so so bad like he didn't trust me anymore you get me .
y yo a la gran puta what do i do le digo.	And what the hell am I supposed to do about it , do you think I should tell her ?
y ya cuando le hacían su piñata bróder ponían... ponían nombre thank you.	and when they were setting up the piñata bro they'd put... they'd put the name thank you.
así como roommates me entendés para que like saliera cheaper me entendés.	As for roommates , you get my drift so it could've been cheaper , right ?
pero no jodás loco pero once... once... once like que... que empezás a trabajar es como que aunque de o sea dejás de trabajar y aunque te estén pagando todo bróder es como que no sé te sentís raro porque ya estabas acostumbrado a que te entraran tus reales me entendés.	but don't mess around man , it's like , when you start working , it's like , even if you're not working anymore , and even if they're still paying you , it's weird because you're not used to having your own money anymore , you get me .
entonces ahí does i... does <unintelligible> answer all of the questions?	Then there does she answer all of the questions?
that's why en... en los faxes que me venían eso like came in.	That's why in... the faxes that came in, that's how they were written.
sí porque yo no veía nada aquí pero it doesn't... it said that we never got the deposit.	Yes because I couldn't see anything here but it doesn't... it said that we never got the deposit.
so i don't know what numbers esta... esta otra mujer puso allá adentro.	So I don't know what numbers she put in there... this other woman put in there.
pero dice notice of rescission no?	But it says notice of cancellation , right ?
you know i have to take down the box change my purse entonces ya no me da ganas de cambiar+ +la.	you know i have to take down the box change my purse then i don't feel like changing it anymore .
that's why lo están pidiendo.	That's why they're asking for it.
y este i'll have to see what the heck.	y este I'll have to see what the hell.
i bought um un little estante de esos de like tupperware that has two drawers.	I bought a little shelf , like a Tupperware one with two drawers .
and there was three of them porque era él el hermano y selina's son.	and there were three of them because he was the brother and Selina's son .
ok he only has one... one thing so we would do him en los folders más finitos.	ok he only has one... we would do him in the thinnest folders .
esto es only new.	This is only new.
entonces dejá+ +me ver what else i need to do.	Then let me see what else I need to do.
mira fra... el francisco ese que that was... that's the file that's there.	Look bro... that Francisco, that's the file over there.
exactly porque eso es lo de+ +el mensaje so she's aware of it.	exactly porque eso es lo que+ +the message so she's aware of it.
ok la dirección is for two thousand and four northwest franklin street.	Okay the address is for 2004 Northwest Franklin Street.
so todo está en finance.	It's all about the finance.
"""o sea yo no le dije eso pero he's like """"no pero cómo no va a tener seguro si yo di como setecientos y pico dólares"""""""	"So I didn't tell him that but he's like ""No but how doesn't he have insurance if I gave like seven hundred and something dollars"""
so este es signature and the processing of the thing.	So this is the signature and the processing of the thing.
so yo iba for lunch.	So I was going for lunch.
well everything was together pero i... for the past couple of things yo no mandé esto.	Well everything was together but for the past few things I didn't send this.
yeah pero bueno esos son premiums too.	Yeah but those are premium too.
y era nada más que twenty eight thousand building?	Was it just the twenty eight thousand building?
yeah she... she just said yeah para empezar.	Yeah she... she just said yeah to start.
unless it's... pero qué...	It's only... but what...
yo traté i was like rubbing it pero no.	I tried, but no.
he's a... he's... he... él encanta pintar.	He's a... he's... he... he loves to paint.
ay dios mío i don't know <unintelligible>.	ay dios mío i don't know <unintelligible> .
dice que no recibieron el down payment.	They say they didn't receive the down payment.
so i put the phone number on the mismo papel.	So I wrote the phone number on the same piece of paper.
yo cuando la cojo con uno forget it.	me when i get her alone forget it.
pero es que tú sabes no era tan barato como you know?	but it wasn't as cheap as you know?
"""and he's like """"cómo que"""""""	"and he's like ""how so?"""
sí pero no los big ones.	yes but not the big ones.
yo hace años que no voy a sawgrass because it's so far for me now.	I haven't gone to sawgrass in years because it's so far away from me now.
cuando se hizo... cuando... cuando se arregló el problema she forgot normally.	When she fixed the problem she forgot about it .
sí porque entonces how do we know it's going to be the same amount right?	Yes , because how would we know it's gonna be the same quantity , right ?
en el mismo u_s security no?	Is it the same in U.S. security?
y después que me mudé forget it that's it.	And after I moved forget it, that's the end of it.
entonces también este... este se va a tener que abrir in a commercial folder.	Then this one ... this will also have to be opened in a commercial folder.
so pretty much yo creo que todas era... esto...	so basically I think all of it was... this...
yeah yeah so imagína+ +te viernes aquí.	Yeah yeah so imagine you here on Friday .
y el account number?	And the account number?
y entonces ok so then we'll do that.	And then we'll do that.
sí sí que a la hora de buscar it's ok.	It's okay when it comes to looking for it.
yeah pero... but if it's like como ese que es just a g_o lo hacemos en el finito para no coger the...	Yeah but if it's like that one we'll just do it at my place to avoid the...
entonces esto i have to figure out what this is.	Then this yo tengo que averiguar qué es.
"""o sea yo las veo y yo """"wow i want to go there i want to know i want to watch i want experience"""""""	"""I mean , I see them and I'm like 'Wow , I want to go there , I want to know , I want to watch , I want to experience everything' """
sí un... it's a long time right?	Isn't it a long time...?
pero para lavar you get a...	but for washing you get a...
puedes ir a volunteer... volunteer allá.	Can you go to volunteer... volunteer there.
pero y si también sabes lo que i picture?	But do you also know what I picture ?
"""pero yo creo los estudiantes hacen como que """"ah i don't care <unintelligible>"""""""	"But I think the students are like ""ah I don't give a fuck about it"""
oh my goodness pero es que son tantas cosas.	oh my goodness but it's so many things!
era y tú <unintelligible> like todo el mundo like en su propio momento con dios.	It was you <unintelligible> like everyone else in their own time with God.
pero como la librería is so huge you got to make a whole <unintelligible> to make a... a room over there.	But the library is so huge , you gotta make like a whole <unintelligible> to make a ... a whole room over there .
en los dorms they have a laundry room.	They have a laundry room in the dorms.
"""y entonces dice """"uh but i don't know spanish"""""""	"""and then he says 'uh but I don't know English'"""
people usually hicieron que like when i was eating lunch.	People usually made me feel like shit when I was eating lunch.
pero me dio un risa como que no it's too much.	But it was so funny , it's like too much .
pero of course me duele.	but of course it hurts.
no estoy hablando de actual realistic jobs.	I'm not talking about realistic current jobs.
oh my goodness pero es demasiado.	oh my god pero es demasiado.
yeah but how do they... how will... cómo lo puedes improve?	Yeah but how do they… how will… how can you improve it?
no pero hay solo es dry cleaning.	It's only dry cleaning around here .
y entonces estamos viendo las ruinas machu picchu tenochtitlán y todo eso de los... de los mayan aztecs.	And then we're seeing the ruins of Machu Picchu , Tenochtitlán and all that of the ... of the Mayans Aztecs .
pero en ese momento no tuve self control.	but at that moment I had no self-control.
en vez de hacer concrete esto con un piso de marble se vería super cool.	instead of doing it with concrete make it with a marble floor that would look super cool .
she was like pues cada persona tiene un vaso.	she was like everyone has their own glass.
"""ya el te dijo """"if you've to answer the phone you can answer it don't worry"""""""	"""He already told you 'if you have to answer the phone , you can answer it , don't worry' """
"""i was like """"oh vas a coger tu pelo cortico como connor"""""""	"I was like ""oh you're gonna get your hair cut short like Connor's?"""
se siente así todo como comfortable that.	That feels so damn comfortable.
o sea it's like...	like it's like...
"""because if for example i mean in... in the case you're going to morocco si estás ahí tú no puedes decir """"no me voy a pasar para españa"""""""	"""because if for example i mean in... in the case you're going to Morocco you can't say """"i'm not gonna swing by spain"""""""
ah tus... pero tú haces dry... tu haces dry clean para toda la ropa?	Ah your ... but do you do dry ... do you do dry cleaning for all clothes ?
i know all of that because in my history class we're estamos viendo todo eso.	I know all of that because in my history class we're seeing all of that.
and my boss said oh ve+ +te para el... para el hospital... ve+ +te para el hospital <unintelligible> estas loco like...	And my boss said oh go fuck yourself... go fuck yourself <unintelligible> you're crazy like...
and he's like um cuánto te duele?	and he's like how much does it hurt ?
qué horror coming up.	Oh god, it's coming up.
oh tengo los volunteer forms para lo de el aids walk.	Oh I have the volunteer forms for the AIDS walk.
y debe estar en... en one twenty eighty.	It should be at ... at one two eight zero .
oye dónde está la... la hoja de... de events and promotions porque...	Hey where's the... the sheet of... events and promotions because...
<unintelligible> que se llama um marketing... marketing works.	<unintelligible> What's the word for it in English? Oh yeah, marketing works.
mira ven a ver la foto de la nueva miss er miss u_s_a.	Look come see the pic of the new Miss US of A.
que hay un... como una cosa en el carnival center.	There's like this one thing at the carnival center.
a ti te encanta poner+ +me de mal humor because i know you like... te encanta...	You really enjoy putting me in a bad mood because I know you like... you enjoy...
mira cuando los otros van para el carnival center a las tres...	look when the others are going to the carnival center at three ...
ahí a+ +el lado de la escuela en el carnival center.	There at the carnival center + plus beside the school .
no wait un momento porque sino las cosas...	no wait one moment because otherwise the things...
these are your resources yo creo.	These are your resources I think.
there's lavender que eso es lavanda.	There's lavender which is lavender.
grape seed oil lavanda eh este eh aceite de trigo.	grape seed oil lavender uh this uh wheat oil
and... and... and... and... and i know it's only... this... this is the un bebé de laboratorio.	and... and... and... and... and I know it's only... this... this is the a lab baby .
a hacer un apostolado de los the ravers.	to do an apostleship of the the ravers.
like without i don't know intereses o intensidades o...	like without I don't know passions or intensities or...
i was bueno te digo que yo soy brava porque yo fui la fotógrafa de+ +el... el parto de mi hermana.	"I was like, ""hey I'm gonna let you know I'm fierce cause I was the photographer at my sister's childbirth ."
clary sage es... es salvia.	clary sage is . . . it's sage .
and i yo no me arrepiento de haber fumado marijuana.	and I do not regret having smoked marijuana.
esto tiene cinnamon que es canela orange peel que eso es eh la cáscara de... de naranja... eh ginebra.	This has cinnamon which is ah . . . in English, cinnamon . . . orange peel , that's the . . . eh . . . peel of the orange . . . eh . . . gin .
stevia leaf eso es... esto es...	stevia leaf that's... this is...
the... the... the... la esperma y el óvulo.	the... the... the... sperm and egg.
eso es coconut oil.	That's coconut oil.
ginger que ginger es?	What's ginger in English?
yeah yeah yo... yo pensaba mira...	"""Yeah yeah me... I was thinking look..."""
"""por eso yo le dije a mami """"este thanks for giving me your... your... like thanks for giving me your bloody periods... you know your strong periodos"""""""	"""That's why I told mom 'this thanks for giving me your ... your ... like thanks for giving me your damn periods ... you know your strong periods'"""
so ginger es jengibre.	So ginger is ginger.
it's diluyan sí sí.	it's time to diluyan yeah yeah .
so that un... un hombre puede tener hot flushes?	Is it possible that a man... man can have hot flushes ?
esto tiene eh el coconut oil.	This has the coconut oil.
and i went to this um a ceremonias.	And I went to this damn ceremony.
we have come... we have come a long way por lo menos.	We have come... we have come a freaking long way at least.
entonces cuando me miré el brazo i... i... i just no sé empecé a pensar sangre estoy... estoy sangre sangre.	Then when I looked at my arm I... I... I just don't know I started thinking blood I'm... I'm bleeding blood blood.
no i have never felt nothing close to the espíritu santo <unintelligible> never...	No, I have never felt anything close to el Espíritu Santo <unintelligible> never...
like literally para nada... para nada... para nada he hablado con ella...	like literally not at all . not at all . i haven't talked to her at all .
y después fuimos a un house party en la casa de un amigo de él.	And then we went to a house party at his friend's house.
she knows de que i'm going to be here whenever she needs me pues pero...	She knows that I'm going to be here whenever she needs me but...
yo lo conozco desde high school me entendés.	I've known him since high school you know .
sólo viene a pasar el spring break y...	He only comes here for the spring break and...
we want to do like algo bacanal me entendés vamos...	we want to do something crazy do you understand let's go ...
i would rather dejar mi carrera a un lado por quedar+ +me en univisión me entendés like...	I would rather put my career on hold and stay+ +at Univision you know...
funny funny ah sí que sí es cierto.	funny funny oh yeah it's true for sure.
"""pero... pero seguramente pues va a ir ruto y pues you know what i think """"le digo entonces."""	"But... he will probably go anyway and you know what I think, ""I'll tell him then."""
creo que we are going to get together aquí en mi casa.	I think we're gonna hang out here at my house.
"""entonces la cosa es que le dijeron a+ +el maje """"pues mira te... vas a tener que hacer home school"""""""	"Then the thing is they told him ""+ + 'Well , you're gonna have to do home school' ""."
y que le den dos pay checks o sea no sé.	And that they give two paychecks , I mean I don't know .
pero mi printer doesn't work with the old computer that we have.	But my printer doesn't work with the shitty old computer we have.
the one en... en casa de...	the one at... at home of...
hemos estado apretando you know aquí apretando allá.	We've been pressing you know here pressing there.
round it off to cuánto to nueve?	Round it off to how much to nine ?
vamos a ir a disneyworld when the baby and later when the boy?	Let's go to Disney World when the baby , then when the kid?
"""entonces me dice """"mami es que yo trato de ser positivo y de no hacer+ +le caso a mi papá pero él dice cosas que es you know que me frustran"""""""	"Then she tells me, ""Mom, I try to be positive and not let my dad get to me, but he says things that, you know, frustrate the shit out of me."""
oh no hasta my stomach was se puso así.	Oh no hasta my stomach got like this.
porque supuestamente es um laser.	because it's allegedly a laser.
y el pan is twenty five cents.	And the bread costs twenty five cents.
oye sabes qué tengo que decir+ +le a+ +el valet que los hotdogs de+ +el carrito están más baratos y mejor seguro... que el hotdog de+ +el... de+ +el seven eleven que ellos van y compran.	Do you know what I have to tell the valet? The hotdogs from the street vendor are cheaper and better than the ones from the... from the...  Seven Eleven . They're better off buying from the cart .
i don't care where we eat como si es en la esquina ahí en un carrito de esos.	I don't care where we eat, it could be at some street corner vendor.
eso es lo que dice ahí mismito en la careta dice fax laser copy.	That's what it says right there on the mask . It says fax laser copy .
estaba you know estaba lindo.	It was you know it was nice.
dice él que que no you know él nunca ha hecho nada así.	He says he doesn't know , he's never done anything like that .
diciéndo+ +le que el sales office le había dicho que cruzara la calle que nosotros íbamos a hacer la... el orientation.	Telling him the sales office told him to cross the street that we were going to do the... the orientation.
you know no tiene nada que se siente un poquito...	you know it feels like nothing a little bit...
are you going to find something en el carrito?	Are you going to find something in the stroller?
uhhuh pero por la mitad de+ +el... the hotdog is one dollar?	Yeah , but is the hotdog only one dollar ?
bueno ahora tenemos que repensar qué vamos a hacer con los dos mil dólares menos que estamos recibiendo de+ +el... de+ +el income tax.	Well now we have to rethink what we're going to do with the two thousand dollars less we're getting from the income tax return.
you know... ahora le voy a enseñar...	you know... I'm gonna teach him... now .
it's in the miami... miami cinematic... miami beach cinematic... cinematic se llama.	It's in the Miami . Miami . Miami Beach . That's what they call it cinematically .
"""pero ella me dice """"sí i... i have a room"""""""	"""but she tells me 'sí, I do have a room'"""
esa mujer todavía no me ha... she hasn't given me back my grade on the presentation.	That woman hasn't returned my grade on the presentation yet.
porque dice que the person that found... two people that found...	because he/she says that the person that found... two people that found...
y... y went into the room looking for you.	And... I went into the room looking for you.
me vino a decir er no que uno de los niños de la clase de ahí de ella lo encontraron en la calle descalzo running through the street.	He came to tell me that one of the kids from her class found him running through the street barefoot.
and he goes estaba buscando.	and he goes he was looking.
para el año que viene you know to put him on schedule for to go and celebrate mass.	We should put him on schedule para el año que viene to go and celebrate Mass.
"""yo le dije """"eso es lo que tú tenías que hacer desde un principio yo sí pero es que yo no sabía que ella estaba you know certificada hasta... hasta quinto grado"""""""	"I told her ""That's what you should have done from the beginning . I wished I had known , but I didn't know she was you know certified up to... fifth grade"" ."
"""so she goes um """"i need the person that i have up there now no da la talla you know i mean i need to get rid of them and um i need to bring in somebody else but with that other person they're already in the system so it's going to take a long return"""""""	"""so she goes um """"i need the person who i have up there now doesn't fit the bill you know what i mean i need to get rid of them and um i need to bring in somebody else but with that other person they're already in the system so it'll be a long return"""""""
y ella seguro que le va a decir a las... a las maestras de a+ +el lado que... que sean bien vigilantes you know.	And she will definitely tell the teachers on that side to make sure they're extra vigilant you know.
entonces estamos you know stuck with her.	Then we're stuck with her, you know it.
figúra+ +te it looks horrible on the school.	It looks horrible on the school figure.
entonces la principal fue adentro de la clase er que you know to find out what happened.	Then the main one went inside the classroom to find out what happened.
si a mí me cambian mañana de first grade a algo que yo no quiero.	If they change me tomorrow from first grade to something I don't want .
y entonces cuando ya <unintelligible> had done everything because it takes... you have to document those things for a long time.	And then when <unintelligible> has done everything because it takes a long time... you have to document those for a long time.
porque dice que... que le recordó a los niños er en vietnam you know running with the bombs and stuff and barefoot.	because he said that... it reminded him of the kids in Vietnam you know running with the bombs and stuff and barefoot.
of course eso es lo que tú quieres.	Of course that's what you want.
ella no se sabe todavía cómo access the things or and how to you know... she goes.	"She still doesn't know how to access the things and stuff you know... she's like, ""Oh I don't know""."
that one... that one se estaba curando.	That one . . . that one was healing .
de lo que le pasó... de lo que pasó en realidad con... con this guy uh el que adivina el futuro.	What happened ... what really happened with ... with this guy who guesses the future .
yo... yo vi que el el... this guy had a camera like a like un periodista.	I... I saw that the the... this guy had a camera like a like a journalist.
and he's like no hagas caso él es un mamapinga.	"and he's like ""don't mind him , he's a dickhead ."""
four months ago tú viste que nathan se ve a veces con la cara quemada.	four months ago you saw that Nathan occasionally looks burned faced .
they go to a hospital and... and lo curan you know lo like...	they go to a hospital and... and they heal him you know like...
but in the book there is a girl that betrayed him que se hace pasar por humano.	But in the book there is a girl who betrayed him that poses as a human.
like the... la época.	like the... the time .
go to go to wikipedia la enciclopedia online.	got to go to Wikipedia the online encyclopedia.
"""y dije """"that's ando"""""""	"and I said, """"That's on me"""""""
ese en el yeah i know.	That one's in the yeah I know.
that he's like ah como muerto que se ve como muerto con un tiro en el glass.	that he's like oh he looks dead , like really dead with a shot in the head .
pero <unintelligible> you know en la primera parte enseña más.	but <unintelligible> you know in the first part it shows more.
ah it's like like you know <unintelligible> como que te enfocan que se... se fue como que se va yendo así you know.	ah it's like like you know <unintelligible> it's like they focus you know... it slowly fades away like that you know.
i want to see... si ellos se tienen como perfume o si era como un tipo de comedy y eso.	I want to see ... if they have it as a perfume or if it was like a type of comedy and all that.
para mí es un pesado a lot.	That's too much for me to handle .
es que she gave everybody the day off except for herself... which is fine.	"""She gave everyone the day off except for herself... which is totally fine."""
margins a no sé qué on the appendix.	margins to who knows what on the appendix.
i was thinking that i don't know mary siempre se fastidia getting all the drinks.	I was thinking that I don't know Mary always gets screwed over by getting all the drinks en español.
milagro que marga hasn't come out.	It's a miracle that Marga hasn't come out yet.
then do it because ahí no va a crecer nada.	then do it because nothing will grow there .
i mean a... a ti te pagan para que tú hagas quality work.	I mean a... they pay you to do quality work.
and if you're not doing quality work para qué te van a pagar?	and if you're not doing work of quality why would they pay you?
pero no hubo tráfico so i was able to go straight.	but there was no traffic so I could go straight.
do your toes look like mami or papi?	Do your toes look like Mommy or Daddy?
then i'll be diez mil at... en hotfemale dot com instead of at...	Then I'll be ten thousand at... Dot com instead of at...
i mean it's not like you know uno dos tres cuatro.	I mean it's not like you know one two three four.
after this i'm just gonna go home drink summ hot chocolate con bolillo and sleep	After this I'm just gonna go home drink some hot chocolate with bolillo and sleep.
damn i love listening to los cardenales de nuevo leon y el poder del norte at night	Damn i love listening to the music of Los Cardenales de Nuevo León and El Poder del Norte at night.
<user> mmmmm never been to a bonfire... i prefer carne asada jajaja	<user> mmmmm never been to a bonfire ... i prefer meat roast haha
<user> mmm hasta de beso me saludo i wass like omg omg lol jk jk	<user> mmm he just gave me a kiss on the cheek i was like omg omg lol jk jk
maury bien happy with his present que le regalo su padrino oscar!	Maury's really happy with the present his godfather Oscar gave him!
<user> gracias that means a lot:) & tbh luck has nothin 2 do w/ it, its all love, strength, & dedication, sin eso el  no es nada!	<user> thank you , that means a lot :) & tbh luck has nothing to do with it , it's all about love , strength , & dedication , without those things success is nothing !
<user> can i get a amen!!!!!!! like damnnn mf hallelujah!!!! ese guache david se la rifo	<user> can i get an amen!!!!!!! like damn bro hallelujah!!!! that guy david nailed it
<user> son a lot pero nomas 3 me gustaron  i uno has a truck el fue el que came scoop c; haha they cool  especially la suegra (;	<user> there are a lot but only 3 i liked and one has a truck he was the one who came to scoop me up ; haha they're cool especially the mother-in-law (;
<user> lmao its funny cause primero andan hablando d uno y luego vienen a pedir favores & i'm just like nah buscenle x otro lado!	<user> lmao it's funny because primero they're talking shit about you and then they come to ask for favors & i'm just like no fuck off! Find someone else
i don't want to be (18) but i think you are way (19) for this position (18: grosero) (19: relajado/perezoso)	"I don't want to be ""gross"" but I think you are way ""laid back"" or ""slacker"" for this position."
<user> no pos wow, fuhk the <user> tmbim a los heats	<user> well damn wow, fuck those motherfuckers too
yo! where the fuck my mom at? traigo hambre y ella de callejera no! no! no! no!!! yo quiero breakfast k se venga home now!!! * calling her *..	Yo! Where the fuck is my mom at? I'm hungry and she's not here! Not now! Not now! Not now!!! I want breakfast so she better come home now!!! *Calling her*..
<user> it's lagging in me too, hahaha ni te creo xd, this semester gunna fast btw so the work will pile up	<user> it's lagging with me too, haha I don't believe you xd, this semester is gonna fly by btw so the work will stack up .
<user> i just came back from the gym and i'm tired as shit , ima shower eat some enfrijoladas y a dormir lol	<user> I just came back from the gym and I'm exhausted af , I'ma shower , eat some bean tortillas and sleep lol
i ’ve never heard of that: no tener conocimiento sobre algo p1: i think i ’ll buy me a loco burrito. p2: loco burrito? i ’ve never heard of that	"""I've never heard of that: No saber de algo P1: Creo que compraré un burrito loco. P2: ¿Burrito loco? ¡Nunca he oído hablar de eso!"""
at the drop of a dime: instantáneamente sin vacilación. do n’t test me, i ’ll leave you at the drop of a dime.	At the drop of a coin: instantly without hesitation . Don't tempt me , I'll leave you instantly .
<user> lmao you have to move the cordon a certain way or else no pasa el corriente ?	<user> lmao do you have to move the cord a certain way or else no power goes through ?
"""cuando ellos dicen """"late"""" no dicen leɪt ni leɪ dicen una t """"muda"""", les voy a avisar cuando lo tenga actualizado en la web:)"""	"when they say ""late"" they don't say leɪt or leɪ they say a mute t , I'll let you know when it's updated online:)"
"""<user> mess up significa muchas cosas, allí significa algo así como hmmm """"joderle la vida"""" sorry, sorry, no encuentro otra palabra:)"""	"<user> mess up means a lot of things, there means something like hmmm ""fuck up"" their life"" sorry, sorry, I can't think of another word:)"
"""rt <user>: mi mejor amiga se pasa dando rt a tweets que dicen """"yo siempre contesto rápido""""; al jevo será porque a mi hasta me ignora"""	"""RT <user>: my best friend is always giving RTs to tweets that say 'I always reply fast'; it must be because she ignores me"""
la gente en la uni que van un día normal medios disfrazados, en halloween se botan	People at uni who dress up normally go all out on Halloween .
"""rt <user>: """"senior year es un paseo"""" quien carajo dijo semejante mentira"""	"""RT <user>: 'senior year is a breeze' who the hell said that huge lie"""
<user> santa rosa i sec los lopez sin luz!!!	<user> Santa Rosa , the Lopezes are without light!!!
<user> you have no idea	<user> No tienes ni la más mínima idea.
cuando te invitan a un party, no vas y ves un snap del party con la canción sk8ter boy de avril lavigne sabes q tomaste la decisión correcta	When they invite you to a party , you don't go and then you see a snap from the party with Avril Lavigne's sk8ter boy playing , you know you made the right decision .
te vas con vacilon night out a cena bebida y mucho vacilon .…	You're going to have a fun night out with dinner , drinks and lots of fun .
<user> daaamn. justas, practicas, presentaciones, exámenes. shit's real man	<user> daaamn . justas , prácticas , presentaciones , exámenes . this shit's getting real , man .
cabrones en dennys había un tipo un pin de trump en la camisa y el carro lleno de stickers apoyando a trump. what the freaking hell?	Freaking heck , there was a guy at Denny 's with a Trump pin on his shirt and his car was covered in Trump stickers . What the freaking hell ?
"""rt <user>: rap gamer!! me ayudais con un rt """"brocolis"""" <user> y <user>? xd"""	"""Real talk <user>: Rap gamer !! Can you help me with a re-tweet ""broccoli"" <user> and <user> ? xd"""
aveces la gente se olvida que tras la pantalla y el youtuber hay una persona, y muchos comentarios pueden ofender, hora de hacer un rap.	Sometimes people forget that behind the screen and the YouTuber there's a human being , and many comments can be offensive , time to make a rap .
<user> okay okay. pues yo estoy freaking out. paro de estudiar porque es tarde y estoy cansada y siento que estoy perdiendo el tiempo	<user> okay okay . i'm freaking out . i stop studying because it's late , i'm tired and i feel like i'm wasting my time .
hoy estamos de luto, georgia tech perdió ok dad	We're mourning today , Georgia Tech lost okay dad .
wendy williams es una de las personas más basura en daytime tv.	Wendy Williams is one of the most trashy people on daytime TV .
blah, dna, blah, mutaciones, bcra1, blah, rnai, operón de lactosa, blah, regulación, cáncer...	blah, DNA, blah, mutations, BCRa1, blah, RNAi, lactose operon, blah, regulation, cancer...
"""rt <user>: * silently whispers """"buen provecho"""" to myself because i'm surrounded by americans *"""	"""Real talk <user>: * silently whispers 'bon appétit' to myself because I'm surrounded by Americans *"""
you had one job... autogoal no es uno de ellos	You had one job... own goal isn't one of them.
c pone mas fea la cosa: según <user> trailer bridge, inc., 1 d 4 compañías navieras que trae bienes a puerto rico radica quiebra.	It gets worse : According to <user> Trailer Bridge , Inc . , one of the four shipping companies that brings goods to Puerto Rico , has filed for bankruptcy .
<user> <user> wow daniella, las blue ladies no se supone que cometan errores como este	<user> <user> wow daniella , the blue ladies aren't supposed to make mistakes like this one .
justin pls para de copiarte. seamos amigos o algo yo qué sé, pero stahp.	Justin please stop copying . Let 's be friends or something , I do n't know , but stahp .
<user> ya se... y me entero por un tweet de daniela! niggah you is wack :/	<user> I found out from a tweet by Daniela! nigga you's a joke :/
<user> esta super nice but i'm still cold jajaja	<user> It's super nice but I'm still cold haha
con algunas de mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita.	With some of my students at Image Modeling by the kitty.
tip: toda historia tiene un principio. empieza la tuya con el app lists for writers:	tip: every story has a beginning . start yours with the app lists for writers .
por este medio quiero anunciarles que volvió mi snapchat filter favorito: el del gatito.	Through this medium I want to announce that my favorite snapchat filter is back: the kitty one.
palm leaves  beach vibes  crop top disponible en nuestra tienda	Palm leaves  beach  crop top available in our store
<user> jajajajaj asi es que se dice cuando te parkeas cm que with no fucks given:)	<user> that's how you say it when you park like you don't give a fuck :)
big fashion no! aunque estes viajando esto no es aceptable!  no vio nuestro segmt en <user> <user>	Big fashion no! Even if you're travelling this is not acceptable! You didn't see our <user> <user> segment!
stalking a <user> porque, ¿por qué no?	Stalking a <user> because, why not?
<user> y la pared para el malll mega full, tirate el page de ya llego.	<user> and the wall for the malll is super fun , hit the page already .
puedo seguir poniendo pics en insta o soy muy annoying?	Can I keep posting pics on insta or am I being too annoying?
<user> i guesss pero me da dermatitis. so aunque beba mucha sprite no me da. y no puedo bregal con el agua namás  égorda	<user> I guesss but it gives me dermatitis . So even if I drink a lot of sprite it doesn't work . I can't handle just water , it makes me fat .
no me preocupa spam tw a esta hr cause casi nunca hay gente sou	It doesn't bother me to get Twitter spam at this hour because almost no one is up .
no saben lo mucho que me duele cuando los de baskin me dicen que no tienen mantecado de rainbow	they have no idea how much it hurts when the people at baskin tell me they have no rainbow ice cream
no había wifi y por eso no he podido subir vlog. mañana habrá. i promise.	There was no WiFi and that's why I haven't been able to upload the vlog . Tomorrow for sure . I promise .
"""rt <user>: """"never trashy"""" excepto cuando sale jowell y randy, ahi hay break y excusa"""	"""RT <user>: 'never trashy' except when Jowell y Randy come on, then there's a break and an excuse"""
"""rt <user>: """"tweet not found"""" mira puñeta yo lo estoy viendo"""	"""Real-time <user>: 'tweet not found' damn it , I can see it though"""
no hay ninguna noche aqui que no viene una ambulamcia... dear gringos, learn how to control your alcohol	There's no night here that an ambulance doesn't show up . Dear gringos , learn how to hold your liquor .
entre salirle extremadamente bicha o semi-nice escogí la segunda opción for his sake y mi paz interior	I chose the second option to be semi-nice for his sake and my inner peace.
necesito zombifavs y zomberretuits ¿donde están los infectados! (╭╮)?	I need some zombiefavs and zomberretuits where are the infected ones at ! (╭╮) ?
<user> <user> ahh true shit lo que dice camila, sorry jabs por darte info equivocada	<user> <user> ahh that's true , what Camila says . My bad , Jabs , for giving you the wrong info !
rt <user>: ya mi mente esta en spring break	I'm already thinking about spring break
red carpet look. <user> <user> vestido <user> stylist dúo y …	red carpet look . <user> <user> dress <user> stylist duo and ...
rt <user>: no hay canción más linda que little things.	RT <user>: There's no song more beautiful than Little Things.
<user> jajajja lesson always let a girl finish her sentence nunca sabes...	<user> haha lesson always let a girl finish her sentence you never know...
rt <user>: en fotos con <user> y <user> makeup & hair <user> stylist ツ	Real talk <user>: in pics with <user> and <user> makeup & hair <user> ツ
elegance and trendy suits elegancia y moderno estiló para los hombres …	Elegance and trendy styles for men...
tbt a cuando se podían ver los best friends en snapchat	Throwback to when you could see the best friends on snapchat.
<user> está on fire invadiendo mi timeline. le llaman	<user> is on fire invading my timeline . They call it
<user> a claro este emoji  es de pura alegria i forgot	<user> oh yeah this emoji is pure joy i forgot
no comprendo como los alcoholicos puedes estar asi 24/7... don't get it	I don't understand how alcoholics can function 24/7... don't get it.
pulling clothing for a music video. creative day. buscando y creando looks para video musical	Pulling clothing for the shoot, creative day. Looking and creating outfits for the video shoot.
quien los viera! woow my talented friends!!!!	Who would've thought! Woow my talented friends!!!!
rt <user>: * se imagina uno de esos tweets de consejos de amor o algo totalmente obvio sin el límite de 140 characters * * projectile vo …	RT <user>: * Imagines one of those tweets with love advice or something super obvious without the 140 character limit * * projectile vomiting all over the place *
"""rt <user>: me dice """"papi, dime cosas nasty"""" mientras le bajo el pantie"""	"RT <user>: He tells me ""papi, tell me nasty things"" while I pull down his panties"
<user> mandame fotos del libro pls, se me quedo en el locker	<user> send me pics of the book pls, it's stuck in the locker
rt <user>: me dejan en read pero mi tiro un buen selfie to make them cry.	RT <user>: They leave me on read but when I post a fire selfie they're the ones who end up crying.
el saludo al mega salón d training!!! g r e a t!	the greeting to the mega training hall!!! g r e a t!
throwback a cuando salía del work a las 7, ahora salgo a las 9 y cuidau	throwback to when I got off work at 7 , now I get off at 9 and watch out
un cachito de la cancion de zomber girl??? estoy enamorado de esta canción!!   ️ z4e   ️	A snippet of the Zombier Girl song ??? I'm in love with this song !! ️ z4e ️
tenía dolor de cabeza de tanto estudiar así que me metí pastillas para la migraña. y pues tienen cafeína. jeeee all nighter keslake?	I had a headache from studying so much so I took some migraine pills . They have caffeine . All nighter it is then , keslake ?
just the smell of the summer can make me fall in love.  gypsy summer  - maxifaldas - tops en v	The phrase converted completely into English is: Just the smell of the summer can make me fall in love. Gypsy summer - long skirts - deep V-necks
jajaja que granujillas y traviesos sois algunos dándole al botón para que me retire del rap! xd menos mal que aun tengo zombers fieles! :d	hahaha you naughty ones , you're so mischievous , pressing the button to make me quit rap! xd Luckily , I still have some loyal zombers! :d
ready for tonight  dress más que nunca!! te gusta!? haz tu pedido (whatsapp) 0968807384	Ready for tonight's dress más que nunca!! Do you like it!? Place your order (whatsapp) 0968807384
solita.... woot woot!!!! a recargar y luego con susanlee40 si no me arrepiento.. …	All by myself .... ! ! ! Recharging and then with susanlee40 if I don't change my mind ...
¿les gustó el primer show de <user>? no se olviden de descargar la app univison conecta para participar mañana.	Did you enjoy <user>'s first show ? Don't forget to download the Univison Conecta app to participate tomorrow .
<user> <user> <user> <user> ajaja gracias broo!! :d ^^ yo estaba en tu bando ajajaj fnaf4 ever!  ️ xd	<user> <user> <user> <user> haha thanks broo!! :d ^^ i was on your side ajajaj fnaf4 forever! ️ xd
<user> yassss. a ver qué día me tiro el roadtrip y te busco  yo acabo mañana * technically *	<user> yassss . let's see when i take the roadtrip and pick you up i finish tomorrow * technically *
buenos dias!  estoy ilusionado con la cancion que dacaré the division! que ganitas espero que sea pronto!	Good morning! I'm excited about the song I'm gonna drop the division! I hope it's soon!
quiero ver un bloody anime pero ya tengo muchas series	I want to watch a bloody anime but I already have so many freaking shows to watch.
“<user>: toy llorandooooooo!!!! que fuerteeeee estooooooo!!!!!! muy grandeeee mi costa ricaaaa!!! ” yeahhhh esoo felicidades love	<user>: I'm cryyyyyyyyyying!!!! This is soooooo amazing!!!! My Costa Rica is the best!!! yeahhhhh that's awesome congratulations love!
zombers! hice un rap original de halloween, pero no me dió tiempo a subirlo, queréis que lo suba mañana aunque no sea halloween?? :d	Zombers! I wrote an original Halloween rap, but I didn't have time to upload it , ya'll want me to upload it tomorrow even though it won't be Halloween ? :D
atractiva segura y libre s a l h u a w o m a n.. the dress..	Attractive , confident and free s a l h u a woman . The dress .
¿listo para el lip sync battle que nos trae hoy <user>? verás como en el.	Are you ready for the lip sync battle <user> has got for us today? You'll see me slaying it .
<user> just an ignorant kiddo que no se ha orientado bien sobre el feminismo y está fronteando con su misinformation.	<user> is just an uninformed kid who hasn't educated themselves well on feminism and is fronting with their misinformation.
"""rt <user>: """"si todos me ven por la calle gritan breaking rap"""" <user>"""	"""RT <user>: """"If everyone sees me on the street they scream breaking rap"""" <user>"""
time to swim in the sea!! blusa $15.00 escoge tu outfit favorito y realiza tu pedido (whatsapp) al 096.880.7384	Time to swim in the sea !! Blouse $15.00 choose your favorite outfit and place your order (whatsapp) at 096.880.7384 .
rt <user>: sharing tuna work :{ miércoles de belleza - open | discovery home & health | <user> <user>...	RT <user>: Sharing Tuna Work :{ Wednesday of Beauty - open | Discovery Home & Health | <user> <user> ...
zombers!!! sorteo un rt para el que me cree la mejor skin de minecraft con mi sudadera roja y ojos blancos! :d	Zombers!!! I'll do a retweet giveaway for the best Minecraft skin using my red hoodie and white eyes! :D
omg  a donde se fue sophomore year. yo hice move in ayer y ahora estoy haciendo move out. this needs to stop.	omg where did sophomore year go . i did move in yesterday , and now i 'm doing move out . this needs to stop .
si te quieres quedar en mi vida pues fine y si no pues fine también. tbh ya no me importa.	If you want to stay in my life then fine , and if not then fine too . To be honest , I really don't care anymore .
<user>: highest iq in the world..  familiar tuyo :o jajajaja jodiendo but still impressive	<user>: highest iq in the world . Your relative :o lol just kidding , but still impressive
sube el nivel de tus selfies con un selfie stick. simple, pero efectivo.	Take your selfies to the next level with a selfie stick . Easy , yet effective .
como no amarte viernes outfit del día blusa 19.90 black pant 22.90 envíos 096.880.7384!	How could I not love you Friday OOTD top 19 . 90 black pant 22 . 90 shipments 096 . 880 . 7384 !
<user>: hold your horseeesss! hoy cumple mi main hoe!! la mejor de las mejores. love you babee   i love u!	<user>: hold your horses! today's my bestie's bday!! the best of the best . love you baby ! i love you !
100 likes! que maravilla! - feeling greatful!	100 likes! what a marvel! - feeling grateful!
<user> le hace mas daño que bien a los lakers, el se va y el salary cap disponible esta inmenso, pa q busquen buenos jugadores y ganen	<user> does more bad than good to the Lakers , he leaves and the available salary cap is huge , so they can look for good players and win .
iyo salcot! <user> haste un rap de far cry premium no?	What about: iyo salcot! <user> why don't you make a premium Far Cry rap song?
love it. <user>. lo máximo y la verdad humilde te quiero amigo eres un súper …	love it . <user> . you 're the best and truly humble i want you friend you 're a super …
<user> <user> 23 * y quede scarred 4 laif	<user> <user> 23 * and I was traumatized 4 life
love the way you look girl!!! • blusa dhana blanca • short stripes black&white • collar tribal	Love the way you look girl !!! • White dhana blouse • Black and white striped shorts • Tribal necklace
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el tag del youtuber rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user>'s ( - the tag of the youtuber rap | Kronno Zomber | (music video
no tenemos miedo a los cambios! • maxifalda tono olive, croptop dhana negra, cinturón bow negro	We're not afraid of changes! • olive-tone maxi skirt , black dhana croptop , black bow belt .
wih my girls. noche casual con mis amigas. las quiero mucho …	Having a casual night out with my girls . I love them so much ...
sorry guys, todos los videos de mi sc no se subieron y se borraron.	Sorry guys, all the videos on my SC didn't upload and were deleted.
estuve todo el weekend non-stop con él.. ahora llevo media hora sin estarlo y ya lo extraño cc	I spent the whole weekend non-stop with him .. now I've been half an hour without him and I already miss him cc
toma un descanso de ver compilaciones de vine y aprende sobre la app my verizon mobile con este video.	Take a break from watching Vine compilations and learn about the my verizon mobile app with this video .
que risas en argentina y chile!! :d | club media fest 2015 - kronno zomber:  vía <user>	What a laugh in Argentina and Chile !! :d | club media fest 2015 - kronno zomber: via <user>
"""+ """"no te vas hacer otra manicura si te tienes que poner guantes anyway"""" -ok pues pintamelas tu y ya... + """"pfftt.. ok ya te hise la cita"""""""	"""You're not getting another manicure when you have to wear gloves anyway"" -ok then paint them yourself... ""Pffft.. ok I made you an appointment"""""""
sweet white dress collar shoes <user> mira este! para que usarías este vestido?!	sweet white dress collar shoes <user> check this out! what would you use this dress for ?!
rt <user>: no se que es mas dificil de pedir; pegarme en el power ball o una relacion madura.	RT <user>: I don't know what's harder to find; hitting the power ball or a mature relationship.
rt <user>: video nuevo... channel: be the adventure	Real time <user>: new video ... channel: be the adventure.
rt <user>: si tu haces esto después de ver a tu chica, ur the real mvp.	RT <user>: If you do this after seeing your girl , you 're the real MVP .
conoces a alguien con anger issues, demuestrales twittee.	Do you know anyone with anger issues , show them the tweet .
<user> x2, lo peooor jajaja pero dormí como 12 horas thank god	<user> x2, the worst haha but I slept for like 12 hours thank god
3 dias sin sali de mi cuarto, horas perdidas, migraña, stress, ansiedad, vagancia y add.... y la termine alfin!	3 days without leaving my room , wasted hours , migraine , stress , anxiety , laziness and add .... and I finally finished it !
<user> ½ hola. tenemos opciones para agregar mb ó gb, según sea su plan. nuestros planes more everything son sumamente flexibles, ~ mv	<user> Hey , we have options to add MB or GB depending on your plan . Our More Everything plans are super flexible , ~ MV
disfruten de la noche!! la noche es para los zombies!!  :3 buenas noches zombers!!! good night!! ️	Enjoy the night ! The night belongs to the zombies !! Good night zombers !!!
he empezado a ver the last ship con <user> y trata de un virus xd como el virus zomber miradla es interesante!	I've started watching The Last Ship with <user> and it's about a virus , like a zombie virus , you should watch it , it's interesting !
el vacilon de la gatita en el zol 106.7 fm at work	The fun of the little kitty on Zol 106.7 fm at work.
"""exclusive! kim k opens up to <user> about the divorce. click here for the story  """"un saludo! ni 3 meses duraron"""	"""Exclusive! Kim K opens up to <user> about the divorce . Click here for the story "" ""A greeting ! Not even three months lasted ."""
todo el mundo dandole screenshots a mis snapchats okey	everyone keeps taking screenshots of my snapchats huh
"""“<user>:!"""" <user>: 3 cita del día 3 stop of the day!!!!!!  """"” flaca nos tenemos q ver con carlis"""	"“<user>:!"""" <user>: three dates in one day!!!!! """"” We have to meet up with Carlis, skinny girl."
back in my hood. ya de regreso en miami de la. super de ver a tanto talento de ninos para	Back in my hood. Already back in Miami from the trip. Super amazing to see so many talented kids!
rt <user>: si te decidiste por no volver a saber de mi, no me hables para nada like si no voy a estar al 100% no estoy at all y ya	RT <user>: If you decided you didn't want to hear from me anymore , then don't talk to me at all , like , if I'm not gonna be 100% , I'm not in at all .
te acuerdas cuando tú eras mi senior banquet  estoy celosa y to '	Do you remember when you were my senior banquet ? I'm jealous af .
departure: 4pm landing: 11pm... so recomienden peliculas que voy a estar mitad de mi dia en vuelo	Departure is at 4pm , landing is at 11pm . . . so recommend movies , cause I'll be spending half my day on the flight .
de cuando aca kylie jenner esta clasificada como a black person??	When has Kylie Jenner been classified as a black person though??
lol parezco una yal o b l i ga u	lol i look like a freaking goblin
rt <user>: siempre serás mi mayor 'what if'	RT <user>: You will always be my biggest 'what if'
uno cambia tantoooooo desde senior year hasta el primer año de universidad	One changes soooooo much from senior year all the way to first year of college!
rt <user>: ¡nuevo vídeo con <user>!  exo-zombies con kronno (atlas: ronda 20) | aw (reto-game)	RT <user>: New video with <user>! Exo-zombies with Kronno (Atlas: Round 20) | AW (Challenge-Game)
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ todos pongan (el vacilon de la gatita) por 106.7 fm. …	<user> with repostapp. .. get everyone to tune in to the (cat's party) on 106.7 fm. ...
rt para ver video hoy en mi canal! ^^ estoy a full zombers!	Real-time watch the video on my channel today! ^^ I'm full on zombied mode!
la covacha 10730 nw 25 st sweet water <user>	the hideout 10730 nw 25 st sweet water <user>
rt <user>: diablooo yo le quiero dar fast forwardddd a to el año hasta que llegue el prom solo pa verme en mi trajee	RT <user>: devil i just want to fast forward the whole year until prom comes so i can see myself in my suit
preparándose para el próximo fashion show.. imagen modeling by la gatita. registrate en …	Preparing for the next fashion show .. Image Modeling by the kitty . Sign up at …
esto es lo q hay!!! <user> thanks <user> for the souvenirs...	This is what's up!!! <user> thanks <user> for the souvenirs...
cada año la gente pone el árbol de navidad más y más temprano. gente esperen al menos thanks giving. cómo van a poner el árbol el 1 de nov?	Every year people put up their Christmas trees earlier and earlier . People , at least wait until Thanksgiving ! How can you put up a tree on November 1st ?
no se van a veeel a to'a boca	They won't be seen by everyone .
call of duty black ops 3 rap | kronno, zarcort, cyclo & piter g | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Call of duty black ops 3 rap | kronno , zarcort , cyclo & piter g | ( official music video ) : via <user>
"""por un momento pense que tinder era un app que se encontraba under """"games"""" en el appstore"""	"For a moment I thought Tinder was an app that could be found under ""Games"" in the App Store."
fire drill a las 9... matame	Fire drill at 9 . Kill me .
vivir con alegría es un secreto para ser f e l i z!! salhua beach 2016 nueva coleccion	Living with joy is a secret to being h a p p y !! salhua beach 2016 new collection
zombers!! :d hoy subo el mejor rap de mi canal hasta la fecha! espero que le deis cariño! han sido muchas noches sin dormir!  ️	Zombies!! :d today I'm uploading the best rap on my channel so far! Hope you guys show it some love! It's been many sleepless nights! ️
ya está disponible el nuevo videoclip con <user> ya ves! con la colaboración de kronno zomber!	The new music video with <user> is out now! Featuring Kronno Zomber!
voy a una entrevista en chandal. turn down for what.	I'm going to an interview in my tracksuit bottoms. Why not?
rt <user>: mi higado esta pidiendo timeout pero mom didnt raise a quitter.	RT <user>: my liver is asking for timeout but mom didn't raise a quitter.
rt <user>: tengo que parar de ver los videitos de comida de buzzfeed & tasty en facebook, for realzz.	I really need to stop watching the food videos on Buzzfeed and Tasty on Facebook for real.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cyclo | iluminado (con piter-g) [lyric video]).	I have enjoyed a video from <user> ( - cyclo | enlightened (with piter-g) [lyric video]).
cuida'u que yo tengo mucho bumper y no quepo - abu	Watch out , I have a lot of bumper and I don't fit .
buscar parking en garden hills con el fiat es tan exitoso	finding a parking spot in garden hills with the fiat is so successful
“<user>: trio de reinas <user> magdaproducer <user> en <user> <user> <user>  mexicans ca..	“<user>: trio of queens <user> magdaproducer <user> in <user> <user> <user> mexicans do be like...”
alguien tráigame café a mi casa plz omg	Can someone bring me coffee at my house plz omg
le gane a la alarma... ughh why?	I beat the alarm... ughh why?
rt <user>: tardes en pr be like:	RT <user>: Afternoons in Puerto Rico be like:
tu mirada expresa lo radiante q estás y lo segura q eres! blusa fucsia, cardigan gris, collar metal leave, corona flores	Your gaze expresses how radiant you are and how confident you feel ! Fuchsia blouse , gray cardigan , metal leaf necklace , flower crown .
"""grabando el tema de """"the division"""" en colaboración con este pedazo de artista <user> ^^ se viene lo buenoooooo!!!"""	"Recording the theme of ""the division"" in collaboration with this amazing artist <user> ^^ the good stuff is yet to come!!!"
¿a cuantos rt y favs llegamos para el pedazo de rap play de hoy zombers? <user> <user>	How many RTs and favorites can we get for today's rap play zombers? <user> <user>
fast fwd al dia de la graduacion yaaa	fast forward to graduation day yaaa
el ultimo video que hago con mi pelo preshioso!! xd breaking rap | kronno zomber (prod. por brian o'donell beats)	The last video I make with my preshious hair! xd breaking rap | kronno zomber (produced by Brian O'Donnell Beats)
rt <user>: el all nighter viene duro	Real-time <user>: the all-nighter is hitting hard.
"""zombers!!! estas navidades se estrena algo grande!!! el album de """"yo soy un rap player""""   ️"""	"""Zombers!!! This Christmas something big is premiering!!! The album 'I am a rap player'   ️"""
<user>: me motivé pal senior prank  yo más.. me siento cool por elaborar la idea jajaja	<user>: I got motivated for the senior prank , me even more . I feel cool for coming up with the idea hahaha
rt <user>: s i e m p r e 4 l i f e	RT <user>: siempre 4 life
ready for tonight  dress más que nunca!! te gusta!? haz tu pedido (whatsapp) 0968807384	Ready for tonight's dress más que nunca!! Do you like it!? Place your order (via Whatsapp) 096 880 7384
temporada de playa salhua beach 2016 new collection	Beach season Salhua beach 2016 new collection
prepárate al son de la música. lleva la fiesta con el jbl flip 3 speaker, disponible aquí:	Get ready to the sound of music . Take the party with the JBL Flip 3 speaker , available here :
"""he visto el tweet de """"te vas a quedar en el 2015"""" más de 25 veces for real, carajo"""	"I've seen the ""you're gonna be stuck in 2015"" tweet over 25 times for real, dude"
rt <user>: como estudiar para los finales paso 1: you dont	RT <user>: How to study for finals step 1: you don't.
pronto llegaremos a los 3 millones de visitas! far cry 4 | kronno zomber | rap play (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	Soon we'll hit 3 million views ! far cry 4 | kronno zomber | rap gameplay (official music video) via <user>
throw  a spring break @ playa rosada la parguera, lajas pr.	Throw a spring break @ Pink Beach, La Parguera, Lajas, PR.
"""rt <user>: drake looks like a dominican uncle """"tirame una cerveza loco"""""""	"""RT <user>: Drake looks like a Dominican uncle ""throw me a beer, crazy"""""
recordad que hoy no hay vlog porque es domingo de snupchut. user: yellowmellowmeh.	Remember that there's no vlog today because it's Snupchut Sunday . <user: yellowmellowmeh> .
hoy estuve con tantas energías positivas all day que wow	Today I was surrounded by so many positive vibes all day wow!
por cierto, hoy estaré en la fiesta de <user> documentándolo todo por snapchat. así que aquí tenéis mi snapchat: yellowmellowmeh.	By the way , I 'll be at <user>'s party today documenting everything on snapchat , so here's my snapchat : yellowmellowmeh .
estaré subiendo 1000 fotos sólo a instagram de la red carpet y toda la mandanga, así que si quieres verlo, sígueme ahí.  (yellowmellowmg)	I'll be uploading a thousand photos only on instagram of the red carpet and all the fuss , so if you want to see it , follow me there .
lista para empezar el mejor fin de semana luciendo super chic?!!!!! escoge to look favorito y adquierelo ya!!!!	Ready to start the best weekend looking super chic ?!!! Choose your favorite to look and get it now !
<user> hay nena tan malo, q te mejores. estoy buscando un cake de angry birds	<user> Hey girl you're so bad , get well soon . I'm looking for an Angry Birds cake .
youtube esta toca pelotas con los copyrights ¿me voy a tener que cabrear y meterle un strike a los de youtube para que se relajen un poco?	YouTube is being such a pain with copyrights . Am I gonna have to get angry and give YouTube a strike so they chill out a bit ?
lunes festivo, y pq para mi? workingmode on semana de  estoy lista!	Monday's a holiday , and why not for me ? Working mode on , I'm ready for the week !
"""rt <user>: """"mi elvira hancock, mi mia wallace, mi marla singer... se fue en la mala"""" link:"""	"""RT <user>: 'My Elvira Hancock , my Mia Wallace , my Marla Singer ... left me high and dry' Link: """
si vas a poner una selfie con un caption dramático en instagram, mejor no pongas nada.	If you're going to post a dramatic selfie on Instagram , you might as well post nothing at all .
pasa por cualquier y prueba el delicioso sweet black pepper bacon sandwich america see …	Come by and try the delicious sweet black pepper American bacon sandwich!
si, civil war todavía me tiene mamando	yes , Civil War still has me nursing a grudge
session fotos imagen modeling by la gatita.	Photo shoot session by the kitty.
"""rt <user>: """"no tengo prom date, no tengo fuck buddy mi vida sokea."""""""	"""Retweeting <user>: 'I don't have a prom date , I don't have a fuck buddy my life sux'"""
<user>: best buy chief resigned after inquiry into personal conduct  jummmm el saludo!	<user>: best buy ceo stepped down after inquiry into his personal conduct! oh dude, the greetings !
presentan candidatas a miss puerto rico petite 2015	They're presenting the candidates for Miss Puerto Rico Petite 2015.
buah medio millón ya!!!!! increible!!! mortal kombat x | rap play - kronno zomber	Wow half a million already ! ! ! incredible ! ! ! Mortal Kombat X | Rap play - Kronno Zomber
sunnyday ️ un print dress viene perfecto are open urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes	A sunny day calls for a cute print dress! Come visit us at our store located at Guayacanes, South Circumvalation 723, Urdesa.
orando por - praying for	I'm praying for
el rap de the last of us lleva en proyecto mas de medio año! tiene que ser el mejor video y tema del disco seguramente! :d	The rap of The Last of Us has been in the works for over half a year! It must be the best video and theme of the album for sure! :d
ctown! lista para unas grabaciones súper cool. ya pronto les diré	I'm off to the ctown! Ready for some super cool recordings , I'll tell you guys soon .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cyclo - incansable (prod. por gecko) [videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> - <user> ( - cyclo - tireless (prod. by gecko) [music video
para estar siempre lista y poder irte de la oficina a happy hr vístete en capas para el trabajo y las irás quitando según el ambiente	Layer up for work so you can be office appropriate and then peel off the layers as the atmosphere changes to happy hour!
"""<user> """"im not even going to bring up ts"""" la destruyo nasty."""	"<user> ""I'm not even going to bring up the way she destroyed her."""
zombers mañana me voy a madrid a la gala de premios vlogger tendréis un challenge el sábado y un tema el martes! ^^	Zombers tomorrow I'm going to Madrid for the Vlogger Awards Gala . You'll have a challenge on Saturday and a theme on Tuesday ! ^^
zombers no puedo subir el video :( me tengo que comprar una tarjeta grafica de 1200 pavos o nada... sorry!! intentaré subir otra cosa...	Zombers can't upload the video :( I have to buy a graphics card for 1200 bucks or nothing ... sorry !! I'll try to upload something else ...
look forward with hope; not backward with regret!  gypsy summer  blusa floreada (escote atrás)	I look forward to the summer of the gypsy with hope , not the flowery blouse ( back cleavage ) with regret !
wifi en el hotel fack yassss	WiFi in the hotel hell yeah!
rt <user>: <user> happy birthday preciosa, que cumplas muchos más y que la pases súper bien i love u	RT <user>: <user> Happy birthday gorgeous, may you have many more and have a super time! I love u
“<user>: if you could be anywhere in <user> right now, where would you be? ” mar chiquita en manatí con <user>	“<user>: If you could be anywhere in <user> right now, donde would you be? ” By the beach in Manatí with <user>
el saludo a cafre q está sentada en le medio del pasillo d plz dándole baby food al bebe, nena hay mesas!	The greeting goes out to the lady who's sitting in the middle of the plaza aisles, feeding her baby food, honey there are tables!
<user> me acostumbte ya a tenerte aqui  im depressed y estas pr. vuelve a mi.	<user> I got used to having you here . I'm depressed without you around . Come back to me .
uno para ti y uno para dar. chequea las ofertas en el smartphone lg g3 + lg g pad:	one for you and one to give . check out the offers on the lg g3 + lg g pad smartphone .
happy bday <user> el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Happy birthday <user> on the new sol 106.7 FM!
es que lo flipáis. vais a tener camarote tour y tour del barco entero en 360, babies. oh yas.	It's just that you guys are awesome . You're gonna get the whole freakin' boat to yourselves , a cabin on every tour . Oh yeah .
esta semana tendrés far cry primal con cyclo y después el especial parte 2 zomber girl!!  ️  ️	this week you'll have far cry primal with cyclo and then the special part 2 zombie girl !! 👌👌
rt <user>: no sé si acabe el hell week o el hell week acabo conmigo.	RT <user>: I don't know if I'm surviving hell week or if hell week is surviving me.
ya ready <user> con la tshirt boost mobile el zol beach house party	I'm ready <user> with the Boost Mobile t-shirt for the beach house party!
zombers! sin el señor <user> no hubiera quedado tan genial el video de zomber girl! gracias por todo brocolo!	Zombers! Without Mr. <user> the Zomber girl video wouldn't have turned out so awesome! Thanks for everything bro!
empieza el fin de semana bien con un poco de football. en nfl mobile. incluido en verizon.	Start your weekend right with some football . Get NFL Mobile . Included with Verizon .
rt <user>: porque carajo me dan ganas de llorar cuando veo the blind side?	RT <user>: why the fuck do i want to cry when i see The Blind Side ?
island life es snapchat mañana es en pr	Island life on snapchat tomorrow is in English.
rt <user>: <user> la nueva imagen del canal, un vídeo de melo en toples, nuevos game plays. esto es demasiado para'my b …	RT <user>: <user> The new channel art , a topless video of Melo , new game plays . This is too much for 'my blood' .
rt <user>: el tema de infamous second son lo escribió kronno hace mucho tiempo y ahora ha decidido hacer un remake. el tema es suyo y …	RT <user>: The Infamous Second Son theme was written by Kronno long time ago and he has now decided to make a remake . The theme is all his and ...
finally a buscar a mi big sis en el aereopuerto despues de dos meses sin verla: 'd	Finally off to pick up my big sis from the airport after two months of not seeing her: 'm going to look for her in the airport.
los mejores oyentes thanks mi corazon, <user> love jammin to …	the best listeners thanks my heart , <user> love jamming to …
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - youtubers life rap | kronno zomber & thefatrat | (	I've enjoyed a video from <user> on <user> - youtubers life rap | kronno zomber & thefatrat |
<user> <user> horrible! ayer compre un calendario en bed bath y beyond!! horror total!	<user> <user> Horrible! I bought a calendar at Bed Bath & Beyond yesterday ! It was a complete horror !
"""rt <user>: si estamos en el """"eye contact"""" regalame una sonrisa puñeta"""	"""RT <user>: if we make """"eye contact"""" give me a damn smile"""
rt <user>: skip hasta llegar al weekend	Skip to the weekend
dress hunting para un super look para <user> que usara este domingo en <user> <user>	dress hunting for a super outfit for <user> that they'll wear this sunday at <user> <user>'s
decís que debería ser el himno de todos los youtubers? ^^ me gusta!!! youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber |	You say it should be the anthem of all YouTubers ? ^^ I like it !!! YouTube gangster rap | Kronno Zomber |
despertar y ver esto es el mejor regalo. i love my beau. …	Waking up and seeing this is the best gift. I love my beau.
“<user>: de fiesta con las niñas <user> sujeylee  ” <user> happy bday	“<user>: partying with the girls <user> sujeylee” <user> happy birthday
rt <user>: esta época o te pone melancólico o te pone alegre, no happy medium.	RT <user>: this season either makes you melancholy or joyful , no middle ground .
si compras el single en pre-order puedes escuchar 1.30 de phantom limb... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)	If you pre-order the single you can listen to 1:30 of Phantom Limb... (͡° ͜ʖ ͜͡°)
rt <user>: miami new times esta eligiendo lo mejor de miami y nuestra <user> a sido selecciona …	Real-time <user>: Miami New Times is choosing the best of Miami and our <user> has been selected for (...)
escucha y descarga mi nuevo tema: ironman vs cap. américa | civil war | kronno zomber & nery godoy  on	Listen and download my new track: Ironman vs Captain America | Civil War | Kronno Zomber & Nery Godoy .
llegar a san juan en 15 minutos, challenge accepted	Reach San Juan in 15 minutes, challenge accepted!
hora de mastercheff!!!!  momento relaxx!!	It's Mastercheff time!!!!  Chilling moment!!
live on: desde mi cueva! con visita..	live on: from my cave! with a visit...
throwback a cuando era verano (ayer)  @ ocean park beach	Throwback to when it was summer (yesterday) @ ocean park beach.
he comido nutella, airheads, uvas, mac&cheese y pringles en mi tiempo de estudio. imma get fat.	I have eaten Nutella , Airheads , grapes , Mac & Cheese and Pringles while studying . I'm gonna get fat .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - speed art / kronnozomber / leer desc.).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> ( - speed art / kronnozomber / read desc . ).
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - rainbow six siege rap | zarcort).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ('rainbow six siege rap | zarcort').
este aereopuerto tiene pink berry:') i'm in looveee	This airport has Pinkberry:) I'm in looveee!
"""rt <user>: como q """"not charging""""??? ya le puse el cable. q mas quiere? vaselina?"""	"""Real talk <user>: How about that """"not charging"""" bullshit??? I already plugged the damn cable in . What else does it want ? Vaseline ?"""
happy birthday a mi bej frennn 🆔	Happy birthday to my best friend! 🎉🎂
el saldito a la fila from hell q hay para entrar a victoria! si se atreven a esperar par d horas para entrar suerte ahí!	the little line from hell that you have to wait to get into Victoria ! If you dare to wait a couple of hours to get in , good luck !
"""puse la botella en el freezer """"pa que?"""" """"pa que esté fría y rica canto hijeputa"""" okkkkkkkkk"""	"""I put the bottle in the freezer 'for what?' 'so it's cold and tasty you motherfucker' okkkkkkkkk"""
el arte marca la moda la moda se pinta en tela tu decides vestir arte. salhua. still open!	Art sets the trends, the trends are painted on fabric, you decide to wear art. salhua. still open!
"""by <user> """"mi look de hoy para <user> gracias <user> por la ropa y andrea castro …"""	"""by <user> ""my look of the day for <user> thanks <user> for the clothes and Andrea Castro …"""
estar en el station de reik y que te salga sexyback. wtf pandora	to be listening to reik's station and sexyback comes on . wtf pandora !
he editado el vlog de hoy, he grabado para yellowmellow, he editado ese vídeo y ahora mismo se está exportando. mañana ultra productiva.	I edited today's vlog, I've filmed for YellowMellow, edited that video and it's exporting right now . Tomorrow's gonna be an ultra productive day .
* mandándole muchos tweets a guille por dm mientras hablamos por cel *	* sending Guille lots of tweets via DM while talking on the cell *
rt <user>: cuando es con tu crush pero cuando es con alguien ahí random eso es raro con cojones	RT <user>: when it's with your crush but when it's with some random person that's weird as fuck
acho necesito con quien hablar in the a.m cause im bored as fuck	I need someone to talk to in the a . m . because I'm bored out of my mind
rt <user>: mi exsuegra dándole like a mis fotos. lo sé, cariño, no hay dos como yo. lamento mi perdida en su familia también. not.	RT <user>: My ex mother-in-law giving my photos a like . I know , darling , there's no two of me . Sorry for your loss , too , then . not .
gracias por el detalle palmetto car center!. nos vemos este sábado de 1 a 3 pm en 8330 nw …	Thanks for the detail, Palmetto Car Center ! See you this Saturday from 1 to 3 pm at 8330 nw ...
"""zombers! estoy viendo la pelicula de equalizer """"justiciero"""" y he tenido que parar para poner este twit y deciros que es awesome!  miradla!"""	"""Zombies! I'm watching the Equalizer movie ""Justiciero"" and I had to stop to post this tweet and tell you it's awesome! Watch it!"""
le tengo que quitar a mami toda red social. estoy  así de cambiarle el password de facebook.	I have to take mum off all social media . I'm seriously thinking of changing her Facebook password .
rt <user>: queee? antes mi autoestima estaba bien abajo.... not anymore.	RT <user>: What?! My self-esteem used to be so low... not anymore!
damm zombers!! este año estaré en <user> dando un concierto de rap-plays!  omfg!	Damm zombers!! This year I'll be at <user> giving a rap-play concert! Omfg!
metiendo las patas desde el '95  le dije al dueño de happy bowls que no me gustaba el otro hb y resulta que le pertenece a su hijo.	Putting my foot in my mouth since '95 , told the owner of happy bowls that I didn't like the other HB and it turns out it belongs to his son .
rt <user>: hoy le preste mi styling a chino y nacho  si me la regresan porfa cc <user> jajajaja love u por chingona frien …	RT <user>: I lent my styling iron to Chino and Nacho today , if anyone sees them please return it to me lol love u my badass friend <user> ...
en salhua clothing su última temporada a precios de locura! %off	in salhua clothing their latest season at crazy low prices ! %off
rt <user>: me hace falta un buen late night talk.	I need a good late night talk.
tu cuenta está a tu lado (o en tu bolsa o bolsillo) con la app my verizon mobile.	Your phone's at your side (or in your purse or pocket) with the my verizon mobile app.
hay tantas personas que tienen tantos screenshots de snapchat míos que pueden hacer un collage en forma de libro	There are so many people who have so many screenshots of my Snaps they could make a book-shaped collage .
<user> baby i'm here, hay q vernos para organizarnos para	<user> baby i'm here , we need to meet up to organize
<user> yessss! te voy a mandar pic por dm	<user> yes ! i'll send u pics via dm
soy una hoarder de ropa que creo que voy usar... i need help	I'm a hoarder of clothes that I think I'm gonna wear ... some day... I really need help!
grand slam party latino grand slam party latino	Grand Slam party for Latinos
¿alguien en maya que me acompañe a comer en happy bowls por favooor?	Is there anyone who speaks Maya here to join me for a happy bowl lunch, please?
rt <user>: morir haciendo math estaría triste cc wowowowowowwowww	Real talk , <user> : Dying while doing math would be a sad way to go , wowowowowowwww .
“<user>: problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. robert h. schuller ” happy bday flaca. nos vemos proto para mangiare	"“<user>: Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. Robert H. Schuller ."" Happy bday my skinny friend . See you soon to eat ."
estaría corriendo jet ski ahora mismo feliz de la vida.	I'd be running jet ski right now happy af.
rt <user>: y los fans de golden state, donde estan? no los veo	RT <user>: And where are the fans of the Golden State ? I don't see them .
<user> en stylist <user>; <user> en stylist <user>	<user> on stylist duty <user> on stylist duty
rt <user>: hugo fue cat. 4-santa cruz, cat. 3-vieques/culebra, cat. 2-este de pr. ráfagas: culebra-no oficial 170 mph; ceiba-120 mph, s …	Real-time <user>: Hugo was Category 4 in Santa Cruz , Category 3 in Vieques / Culebra , Category 2 in eastern PR . Gusts : Culebra - unofficial 170 mph , Ceiba - 120 mph , S ...
cuando una mujer sabe lo que quiere, lucha hasta lograrlo! blusa fabiana, lycra pant y vinchas tono aqua	When a woman knows what she wants , she'll fight to get it ! Fabiana blouse , aqua -toned lycra pants and headbands .
rt <user>: si usas el univision conecta app, esta podrías ser tú. no, seriously, you could be the 4th judge! <user>  …	RT <user>: If you use the Univision Conecta app , this could be you . No , seriously , you could be the 4th judge ! <user> ...
<user> jajaja de mi casa a uprb llego hasta caminando, pero naaa grax por el invite anyways	<user> haha i can walk from my house to uprb , but naaa thanks for the invite anyways
xdd <user> <user> <user> de hecho he mencionado al señor bersgamer... demasiado hype para mi body...	too damn excited for my body ...
cambiaron a jesus en the fosters como si uno no se fuera a dar cuenta.... i wannnt jake backkkkk	They replaced Jesus in The Fosters as if we wouldn't notice ... I want Jake back!
rt <user>: fun fact: kristhieleeyinaira reprobó kinder dos veces por no saber escribir su nombre.	RT <user>: fun fact: kristhieleeyinaira failed kindergarten twice because she couldn't write her name .
estamos llegando a las 50k visualizaciones en snapchat y eso me hace feliz. muy feliz. hoy seguimos con el domingo de snupchut...	We're hitting 50k views on Snapchat and that makes me happy . So happy . Today we continue with Snupchut Sunday ...
imagen modeling by la gatita happy	Imaging modeling by the kitty (is) happy.
rt <user>: próximo domingo mucho old school en brava con dj luian - open bar de 9-10pm <user>	RT <user>: Next Sunday lots of old school hits at Brava with DJ Luian - open bar from 9-10pm <user>
"""le di rt y me salió """"tweet not found"""" okaps, dale"""	"""I gave it a RT and got 'tweet not found' oops , got it now"""
mi senior ring ya me queda demasiado grande y no puedo bregar	my senior ring is too damn loose and i can't deal with it
parece mentira... que haya subido video hoy y que en estos momentos esté editando vídeo para subir mañana youtubers life!	It's hard to believe ... that I uploaded a video today and I'm already editing footage to upload tomorrow. YouTubers life!
get crazy with victoria pants siempre cae bien algo de locura en tu outfit! …	Get crazy with Victoria's pants, a little madness in your outfit never goes amiss!
a stylist knows her style look de viernes. tips de como lograr un look con inspiración en los …	A stylist knows her style Friday look . Tips on achieving a look inspired by the...
concierto y quedada kronno zomber, nery godoy y dj fred:  vía <user>	Concert and meet-up Kronno Zomber , Nery Godoy and DJ Fred : via <user>
cubalicious23 with repostapp. ・・・ omg... que no haria????  me pareció curioso.... qué …	cubalicious23 with repostapp. ・・・ omg... what wouldn't I do???? I found it curious... what...
rt <user>: chivas regal presents: chivas home party! el party mas esperado del 2015! no se lo pueden perder!  …	RT <user>: Chivas Regal presents: Chivas Home Party! The most anticipated party of 2015! Don't miss it! ...
razorback mejor clase! | multijugador hunted | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	"""Best class! | Multiplayer hunted | cod black ops 3: via <user>"""
<user> gracias jr.. que pena estas tan lejos.... me hubiera encantado que fueras parte de my bday. tqm	<user> thanks jr . shame you're so far away . would've loved for you to be part of my bday . love ya .
rt <user>: <user> don't worry, aumenta las ganas de verlo y cuando al fin podamos, la explosión de culo será monumental	RT <user>: <user> don't worry , the anticipation makes it even better and when we finally can , the ass explosion will be monumental .
flowers feed the soul  tallas: s • m • l 29.90 pedidos al 096.880.7384 (whatsapp)	Flowers feed the soul sizes: s • m • l $29.90 orders at 096.880.7384 (whatsapp)
vale vale! que grandes! ^^ hagamos un test! mirad los twits de abajo para enteder en que consiste cada cosa!  ️ thanks	Okay, okay! We're great! ^^ Let's do a test! Look at the tweets below to understand what each thing consists of! ️ Thanks.
un jodio sándwich a casi $9, mere, la próxima voy pa 'chili's y pido del kids menu	a damn sandwich for almost $9 , ma'am , next time I'm going to 'chili's and ordering from the kids' menu
he dejado de ser noob!! con zarcort, luis, cojo y anna | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	I've stopped being a noob!! with Zarcort , Luis , Cojo and Anna | The Hunger Games | Minecraft : via <user>
¿vacaciones sin música? nah. tráela jbl flip 3 speaker a donde sea. consiguelo aquí:	Vacations without music? Nah. Bring the JBL Flip 3 speaker wherever. Get it here:
style is a way to say who you are.  outfit de hoy: blusa super chic con un baggy pant! blusa $23.50 pant $22.70	Style is a way to say who you are. Outfit of the day: super chic blouse with a baggy pant! Blouse $23.50 pant $22.70.
rt <user>: me encanta hablar con personas open minded; que podamos hablar de sexo, los astros, la vida, la muerte y que no sea we …	Real talk, <user>: I love talking to open-minded people; who we can talk about sex, the cosmos, life, death and it not be weird...
<user> <user> jajajajajajajajaja. este weekend no jajaja. el weekend de las justas podemosnir a gilligan	<user> <user> hahahahahahahaha . not this weekend , haha . we can go to gilligan during the tournament weekend .
buenos días desde atenas. good morning from athens!	Good morning from Athens! Have a great day ahead.
show me the beat of your heart  blusa $24.90 falda $20.00 envíos  096.880.7384	Show me the beat of your heart shirt $24.90 skirt $20.00 shipments  096.880.7384
getting ready for tonight?!  te esperamos hoy abrimos hasta las 6:30 pm!!	getting ready for tonight?! We're open till 6:30 pm today!! Come through!
happy and in style with my shades. i am q chica <user> feliz y a la moda con mis gafas …	Happy and stylish with my sunglasses . I am la chica <user> feliz y a la moda con mis gafas
tengo que ponerle bubble wrap a el frame de la puerta de mi closet me sigo llegando la esquina con la rodilla :/	I have to put bubble wrap on the frame of my closet door , I keep hitting my knee on the corner :/
hoy nuevo video zombers con la señorita <user>!! esta vez no es un rap play que muchos ya me pediais que haga un tema normal:)	Today new video zombers with miss <user> !! This time it's not a rap play that many of you were asking me to do a normal theme:)
rt <user>: lenguage de señas debe ser un requisito para futuros doctores, just saying.	RT <user>: Sign language should be a requirement for future doctors, just saying.
"""que no falte el clasico tweet del primero de sept: """"wake me up when september ends"""""""	"""Don't forget the classic September 1st tweet: 'Wake me up when September ends'"""
living in colors! disfrutamos más de la vida si la llenamos de colores! abiertos hoy hasta las 6:30 pm	Living in colors! We enjoy life more if we fill it with colors! Open till 6:30 pm today!
rt <user>: estas haciendo un part time como payaso?	Are you working a part-time job as a clown?
rt <user>: pues ha sido una sorpresa que youtube elija el vídeo de five nights rap como uno de los mas visto de youtube en 6 países d …	RT <user>: Well , it's been a surprise that YouTube chose the Five Nights Rap video as one of the most watched videos on YouTube in 6 countries !
sobrevivimos a los 4 parques ayer!!! hoy pa universal, island y hard rock!!!	We survived the 4 parks yesterday!!! Today we're off to universal , island and hard rock!!!
<user> plaza del sol? las americas? mall of san juan? cual mallll te pone	<user> Plaza del Sol? Las Americas? Mall of San Juan? Which freaking mall are you?
necesito un nap para recuperarme de los naps de ayer	I need a nap to recover from yesterday's naps.
"""rt <user>: cuando tuitea """"quiero alguien pa tener muchos date y pal cuddleeee"""" i'm over here like"""	"""RT <user>: When she tweets """"I want someone to have many dates and cuddles with"""" I'm over here like"""
<user> jajajajaj yo cuando vi tu cara.. yo shit shes on to me... deny deny mayday mayday l i e!	<user> hahahaha me when i saw your face , damn she's onto me ... deny deny , mayday mayday lie !
se viene videazooooo!!!!! en un rato lo tendréis en el canal!!! ^^ uncharted 4 rap!!	The video's coming!!!! It'll be on the channel soon!!! ^^ An Uncharted 4 rap!!!
rt <user>: pa'mí que no sepas escribir bien es un turn off cabron.	RT <user>: For me , not knowing how to write properly is a huge turn off dude .
odio que los favorites sean freaking corazones	I hate that the favorites are freaking hearts
<user> ¡hola! los puntos son parte del programa smart rewards. más información en este enlace:  ~ as	<user> Hey! The points are part of the smart rewards program . More info at this link : ~ as
hay una chamaca ahí que lleva con el uf y el follow hace días, beba, you can stop, gracias	There's a girl over there who's been following him for days , baby you can stop , thank you .
seleccionando looks con una vibra de los años 50 para los upfront <user> <user> y mas	Selecting looks with a 50s vibe for the upfronts <user> <user> and more.
3ra mezcla de dj sheriff te la regalamos 305-550-9106 <user> <user>	3rd mix from DJ Sheriff , we got you 305-550-9106 <user> <user>
las fotos, snapchats, phhhoto o lo que sea que se tiran algunas tipas nada más para enseñar las tetas me la explota a un nivel sobrenatural.	The photos , snapchats , phhhotos or whatever some chicks post just to show their tits blow my mind on a supernatural level .
como estar en un forever ride de its a small world de epcot	like being on a forever ride of it's a small world at epcot
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el super dream team con arene! ^^ | juegos del hambre |	I liked a video from <user> about the super dream team with arene! ^^ | The Hunger Games |
no hay mac n 'cheese en casa.	There's no mac n 'cheese at home.
damn estoy super jukiá con phhhoto	damn I'm super stressed with phhhoto
<user> es mi pimp.. jajaj love youu!	<user> is my pimp . lol love you too !
happy birthdayyy a tamara maría, ma favorite person.. que tengas un día maravilloso, lleno de …	Happy birthday to Tamara María, my favorite person . May you have a wonderful day filled with ...
mi vida mega mix (reggaeton) by wisin & yandel, found with <user>. listen now: throwback	my life mega mix (reggaeton) by wisin & yandel, found with <user>. listen now: throwbacks
la i'm here!! ya lista en la styling team para <user> <user> <user> <user>	la i'm here! already ready in the styling team for <user> <user> <user> <user>
rt <user>: foticos para las mejores fans de <user> fashionstylist ht …	Real-time <user>: photos for the best fans of <user> fashion stylist ...
fiyahh!!!  trap- play | ben and ed rap | kronno zomber | espero que os guste!!	fiyahh!!! trap- play | Ben and Ed rap | Kronno Zomber | I hope you enjoy it!!
el traje cute, bizcocho nice, la doña con los cantos guindando yuck!!! deja q llegue la mia y ahí si q t hago un cuento!!	The cute outfit , delicious cake , and the lady hanging on the walls yuck !!! Wait till mine arrives and I 'll give you the full rundown !
triangle bikini en salhua store! love colors  we are open hoy sabado estamos abiertos!	Triangle bikini at Salhua store ! Love the colors . We are open today Saturday !
el team pelo, maquillaje y stylist javierdelarosae avilahec y yo con nin elconde	The hair team , makeup and stylist Javierdelarosae and I with Nin Elconde .
"""“<user>:"""" see he's her lobster """"”. nena tas juaquia con friends!!"""	“<user>: He's her soulmate.” Girl you're obsessed with Friends!!
yo solo estoy viendo el superbowl por el half-time show	I'm only watching the Superbowl for the halftime show
mañana empezaré a subir gameplays de cod black ops 3!!:)	I'll start uploading gameplay of cod black ops 3 tomorrow !:)
black mail <user> jajajajajajja cuando eras mi beffa:')	Black mail <user> hahahaha when you were my little joke:)
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - lucky island minerap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - lucky island minerap | kronno zomber | (official music video)
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - eminem - kings never die (audio) ft. gwen stefani).	I liked a video from <user> ( - Eminem - Kings Never Die (Audio) Ft . Gwen Stefani ) .
rt <user>: no se porque unos días me siento mejor que otros, todos los días debería de sentirme linda not just one day	RT <user>: I don't know why some days I feel better than others , every day I should feel pretty not just one day .
la vida no se trata de olvidarte de tus principios para conseguir x objetivos, ¿eh? just saying.	Life's not about forgetting your principles to achieve x goals, is it? Just saying.
<user>: a los primeros días de senior year  otro sushi date, que dicen?  date? pleaseee:)	<user>: back to the first days of senior year , another sushi date , what do you say ? date ? pleaseee:)
maldito alcohol by pitbull vs. afrojack, found with <user>, listen now: road trip a mitad de semana.... <user>	Damned alcohol by Pitbull vs . Afrojack , found with <user> , listen now : Weekday road trip ... <user>
mañana tendréis rap de mortal kombat zombers!!! pero el siguiente será un rap normal con la señorita <user> ^^	You'll have Mortal Kombat zombers rap tomorrow!!! But the next one will be a regular rap with Ms . <user> ^^
rt <user>: me voy llevar a: alejandro garcia padilla. tempo. ana cacho. maripily. mr cash.	I'm taking with me: Alejandro Garcia Padilla, Tempo, Ana Cacho, Maripily, Mr Cash.
en mi vida había gasta'o tanto para valentine's, wtf	In my life I had never spent so much for Valentine's, wtf!
it's like i got this music in my body saying it's gonna be alright  falda $19.90 blusa $24.70 vinchas $3.50	It's like I've got this music in my body saying it's gonna be alright skirt $19.90 top $24.70 headbands $3.50
que genial está quedando el video de youtubers life! cuanto curro tiene encima!!! la zombersquad lo sabe!! <user> ^^	How cool is the YouTubers Life video turning out! It has a lot of work put into it!!! The Zombersquad knows it!! <user> ^^
rt <user>: <user> <user> hello gatica me pueden poner vivir la vida con toño rosario, gracias!!! happy monday!!!	"Can you guys play ""Vivir la Vida"" by Toño Rosario, please!!! Happy Monday!!!"
chicos <user> necesita ayuda zomber!!! todos con el hashtag y el mio  gracias de corazon!  ️	guys <user> needs help zomber !!! everyone with the hashtag and mine  thank you from the bottom of my heart ! !
mis peinados cuando estoy estudiando van de mufasa a ballerina and back real fast.	My hairstyles when studying go from Mufasa to ballerina and back real quick.
aquí haciendo planes para junio y se me olvida que voy a trabajar, just great	Here making plans for June and I forget I have to work , just great .
i just used shazam to discover sigan bailando by wisin & yandel feat. tego & franco el gorilla.	I just used Shazam to discover Sigan Bailando by Wisin & Yandel featuring Tego and Franco El Gorila.
rt <user>: shoutout a mi higado que fue tremendo campeon este wiken	RT <user>: shoutout to my liver that was a real champion this weekend
rt <user>: nos extrañaron!! porque nosotros si  y q creen hoy si toca  mi look hoy en styling <user> <user> http: …	Real-time <user>: They missed us !! Because we actually do y'all and guess what today's style session is on <user> <user> http: ...
“<user>: <user> amooor im here!!! hope to see u tonight!:) ” yeahhh!!!! si baby perfect!!!	“<user>: <user> my love I'm here !!! I hope to see you tonight ! : ) ” yeahhh ! ! ! of course baby perfect ! ! !
take a deep breath and relax. blusa a cuadros de algodón y botones! $19.80 tallas s • m • l pedidos 0968807384	Take a deep breath and relax. Cotton checked blouse with buttons ! $19.80 sizes small , medium , large . Orders 0968807384 .
feliz feliz cumple <user> tq friend. eres una super persona y el mejor regalo para ti es mi amistad. lol.	Happy birthday <user>! I love you, friend. You're a super person and the best gift for you is my friendship. LOL.
ah! y obvio que para compensar estaré por snapchat. user: yellowmellowmeh. ya me callo.	Ah ! And of course , to compensate , I'll be on Snapchat . User: yellowmellowmeh . That's it , I'm done talking .
rt <user>: every nena hates to be called nena. eso es ley de vida.	RT <user>: every girl hates to be called girl . That's a fact of life .
<user>: últimamente todos mis sc son iguales jajajaja full blame it o the pollen!	<user>: lately all my sneezes are the same jajajaja blame it on the pollen!
yo no tengo miedo de jugar al black ops 3!!  el que tiene miedo es <user>  en sus ultimos gameplays le tiembla hasta el mando!	I'm not scared to play Black Ops 3 !! It's <user> who's scared , you can see it in his last gameplays , the controller is shaking in his hands !
bienvenidas a imagen modeling by la gatita, próximo open house este miércoles 24 de julio regístrate …	Welcome to Imagen Modeling by la gatita, next open house is this Wednesday, July 24th . Register ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber | (	I liked a video from <user> on <user> - youtube gangster rap | kronno zomber |
rt <user>: calling all super fans! wanna be the 4th judge? descarga univision conecta y participa con <user>  …	RT <user>: Calling all super fans! Want to be the fourth judge ? Download Univision Conecta and participate with <user> ...
rt <user>: nuevo tattoo de <user> hoy! exito en tu pelea champion!	Real-time <user>: <user>'s new tattoo today! Success in your fight tonight champion!
rt <user>: dinner time <user> <user> at <user> @ cantina la veinte miami	RT <user>: dinner time at <user> <user>'s place @ Cantina la Veinte in Miami.
donde están la mesa de <user> para el taste of rums en el paseo de la princesa?	where's <user>'s table at the taste of rums at the paseo de la princesa?
a person often meets his/her destiny on the road he/she took to avoid it. - jean de la fontaine ”	"""A menudo una persona se encuentra con su destino en el camino que tomó para evitarlo."" - Jean de La Fontaine"""
wxdj “el zol 106.7 fm ” morning radio show“ el vacilon de la gatita ” is no. 1	“The crazy 106.7 fm morning radio show ”The fun with the little kitty“ is number one !”
"""el trend """"how to shop discreetly"""" te dice donde estan los especiales para atraves de <user>"""	"""the trend ""how to shop discreetly"" lets you know where the specials are so you can go through <user>"""
osea alaia esta en esta lista. the bitch made it to international news.	So <user> is on this list . the bitch made it to international news .
rt <user>:: rocket league -rt a este tweet. -seguir a <user> -seguir a <user> -seguir a <user>  …	RT <user>:: rocket league -RT this tweet . -follow <user> -follow <user> -follow <user> ...
"""<user> pa q vaya con el 42 """"un home theater sony 3d blu-ray done y bien duro!!!"""	"<user> so it can go with the 42 ""a Sony 3D Blu - ray , top quality !!"""
increíble chica gamer ya va por casi 9m!!! muchas gracias zombers brocolis! :d jaja en fin... buenas noches zombers! ^^ :d	Incredible gamer girl going for almost 9m !!! Thank you so much zombers brocolis ! : d lol ... Good night zombers ! ^^ : d
mommy to be looks y que mejor modelo que barbarabermudo. falda con …	"""The 'mommy to be' looks and there's no better model than Barbarabermudo . Skirt with..."""
<user>: <user> jajajaja que cuteee te amoo gingerrrr always! y love you too nigga:)	<user>: <user> haha so cute , I love you so much ginger ! And I love you too my friend :)
<user> o m g! queeeeee carajoo?	<user> oh my god ! what the f*ck ?
“<user>: look de hoy gracias a mi flaca <user> amo el naranja  ”  de te queda bello flaks	“<user>: today's look thanks to my skinny <user> I love orange it looks beautiful on you babe”
mensaje en snapchat. básicamente explico por qué hoy no habrá vlog, pero sí snupchut. finde de snupchut. locura.	Message on Snapchat . Basically explaining why there won't be a vlog today , but there will be a snapchat story . Snapchat weekend . Madness .
la moda es un lenguaje instantáneo. m. prada salhuaoutfit: blusa shadow knot short pedidos al 096.880.7384	Fashion is an instant language . M . Prada Salhua Outfit: Shadow Knot Short . Order at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
el nombre de kronno y el de zombers porque surgió? tien … — zip todo tiene historia, kronno viene por que queria po …	What's the origin of the names Kronno and Zombers?—zip everything has a story , Kronno came about because I wanted to call it Chrono , like the time concept but that name was taken so I just changed the C to K .
imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty . Sign - ups
rt <user>: <user> -gps -jangueos -tadana -chula -good pics -me suelen gustar tus tweets -you like to dress nicely -good hair style	Real talk <user>: <user> -hangouts -chill -tasty -cutie -good pics -I usually like your tweets -you like to dress up -nice hairstyle
munchies, netflix, xbox, y blanket burrito wrap... hoy yo no me muevo	Munchies, Netflix , Xbox and blanket burrito wrap ... I'm not moving today .
<user> love you friend!! you are back! regresando con exito! un gustazo ser parte de este equipo <user>	<user> Love you friend!! You're back! Back with a success! It's a pleasure being part of this team <user>
<user> le tiré hasta ss cuz he amazing.	<user> I sent him/her so many s's because he/she's amazing.
zombers! que os ha parecido mi genial cancion del final?? xd?? unboxing juggernog black ops 3  vía <user>	Zombers ! What did you think of my awesome end song ?? xd ?? Unboxing juggernog black ops 3 via <user> .
hay tantas actividades en senior year y tantos fkn gastos	There are so many fkn expenses and activities in senior year .
<user> <user> aahh true true... el reunion en precol no fue lo mismo.. we actually did school shit	<user> <user> aahh true true... the meeting at precol wasn't the same .. we actually did some real studying .
rt <user>: yo no necesito escribirte todos los dias para que sepas que cuentas conmigo, i will always be here y cuando mas me necesi …	RT <user>: I don't have to text you everyday so you know you can count on me , I will always be here and when you need me the most , here I'll be .
rt <user>: mi cara después de escuchar mi voz en los snaps que subí al story y los ha visto medio mundo	RT <user>: My face after hearing my voice in the snaps I uploaded to my story that half the world has seen
ver fotos de prom y ver a in tipo con etiqueta que no sea negra me da ganas de vomitar te lo juro...	Seeing pictures of prom and seeing a guy in a suit that isn't black makes me want to throw up , I swear ...
si os soy sincero podría sacar mas raps por semana... pero cuando he hecho yo algo simple?? never! esa es mi esencia  z4e!  ️	If I'm being honest I could drop more raps per week... but have I ever done something simple? never! that's my essence  z4e! ️
almuerzo en doral ale house con los oyentes mios. los amos @ miller's doral ale house	Lunch at Doral Ale House with my listeners . I love them @ Miller's Doral Ale House .
rt <user>: quien no se levanta en buen humor con los palos  de <user> y el morning show  de <user> <user> happ …	RT <user>: who doesn't wake up in a good mood with <user>'s hits and the morning show by <user> <user> happy vibes all around!
yo nunca vi full house..... no se si verla	I never watched Full House... I don't know if I should watch it.
rt <user>: vete a bayamón, es tranquila, nunca se van de huelga... they said to me.	RT <user>: go to Bayamón , it's chill , they never go on strike ... they said to me .
red red red  los accesorios más lindos para esta navidad cinturones, collares y pulseras	Red red red the cutest accessories for this Christmas belts , necklaces and bracelets .
rt <user>: at this point, le pagaría a quien me haga el ensayo que me falta por hacer.	RT <user>: at this point , I would pay someone to write the essay I'm missing .
civil war por segunda vez and i loved it igual.	I watched Civil War for the second time and I loved it just the same.
veo statuses viejos en los memories y me da vergüenza.	I see old statuses in the memories and I'm embarrassed .
<user> un saludo a los q están el la fila de best buy y sears en carolina! en vez de estar con su familia!	<user> greetings to those who are in the best buy and sears line in carolina! instead of being with their family!
<user> jajaja cabron si fue clara la falta de leonard a westbrook.. y los albitros lo pitan, pq van a favorecer a okc	<user> lol dude , the foul on Leonard was so obvious against Westbrook . The referees called it , 'cause they're favoring OKC .
acabo de recibir un email de una profesora y por 5 segundos me acordé que venía a la uni a estudiar y no a comer y beber	I just received an email from a professor and for 5 seconds I remembered I came to uni to study , not eat and drink .
mis niños nacholacriatura chinomiranda en designer suits <user>	my children nacho kiddo China Miranda in designer suits <user>
y asi fue el encuentro de tia <user> with ñoescamilla coming soon!!!  …	And that's how the meeting of auntie <user> with ñoescamilla is going down soon!!! ...
rt <user>: bipolaridad de las mujeres be like...	Real talk <user>: the rollercoaster of womanhood be like...
set free el celebrity que hay en tí. mira en <user>.	Set free the celebrity within you . Look at <user> .
infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano? (prod. por sa...  vía <user>	Infamous Second Son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain ? (prod . by sa ... via <user> )
<user> <user> hahaha pues no me culpes a mí niña  disfruten y tráiganme un lleverito de mickey plij  ️ hahaha	<user> <user> hahaha well don't blame me enjoy yourselves and bring me back a little mickey outfit please ️ hahaha
hace falta un fastfood drive-thru de comida orgánica, batidas de proteina, fuit salads, comida vegan, etc.	We need a fast food drive-thru with organic food , protein shakes , fruit salads , vegan meals and so on .
<user> <user> -jessica -jodón but nice -musicón en el carro jaja	<user> <user> -Jessica -annoying but fun -great music in the car haha
di si mi rouling! <user> que raro que cantando con ese swag no te haya saltado el copy!! xdxp	say if my rolling ! <user> it's weird you didn't get the copy while singing with that swag !! xdxp
despertar y ver esto es el mejor regalo. i love my beau …	Waking up and seeing this is the best gift. I love my beau...
la moda debe ser natural y divertida. carolina herrera. long dress  open 11:00 a 7:00 pm	Fashion should be natural and fun . Carolina Herrera . Long dress open from 11:00 am to 7:00 pm .
¿android? ¿windows? el htc one (m8) viene en los dos sabores.	Is it Android? Is it Windows? The HTC One (M8) comes in both flavours.
"""rt <user>: siempre vienen con el """"acho, tú tenías razón …"""" of course i did, you dumb shit"""	"""RT <user>: They always come with the 'acho, you were right ...' Of course I was, you dumb fuck."""
rt <user>: mis dos spirit animals en una misma foto	RT <user>: my two spirit animals in one picture
jesusfoto with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰... la mas chiquita del cortejo con su acompañante …	Jesus photo with repost app . The smallest one in the group with her partner ...
rt <user>: yo lo que quiero es alguien que sepa vacilar, pero que tenga sus metas y prioridades on point	RT <user>: what I want is someone who knows how to have fun , but has their goals and priorities straight .
bellas!!! las latinas este año para miss universe!... monicperez <user> …	Beautiful!!! The Latinx queens slayed it this year at Miss Universe! ... monicperez <user> ...
<user> are you a <user> fan? estás apunto de convertirte en un super fan. mansions un dm para más info.	<user> are you a fan? you're about to become a super fan . hit me up in my dms for more info .
<user> d borders o d tu actual work.	<user> of the borders or of your current work .
listos para el zol beach house este weekend maluma, chakal y yakarta ,…	Ready for the beach house this weekend , Maluma , Chakal and Jakarta ...
<user> sus papas son de pr pero she was born and raised in chicago	<user> her parents are from Puerto Rico but she was born and raised in Chicago
que yo hice mal en esta vida para que mi news feed de facebook tenga la palabra donald trump en cada dos posts	what did I do wrong in this life for my facebook news feed to have the word donald trump in every other post
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber &	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist of - fnaf 4 vs minecraft Kronno Zomber &
rt <user>: teamlagatita's photo  <user> felicidades a este team mejor morning show <user> <user> …	RT <user>: Congratulations to this team best morning show <user> <user> ...
hello monday! asi comienso mi lunes. …	Hello Monday! This is how I start my Monday .
let the weekend begin  outfit: blusa neón $25.00 falda azul $20.00 seguimos tomando tus pedidos  096.880.7384	Let the weekend begin! Outfit: Neon blouse $25.00 , denim skirt $20.00 . We're still taking your orders : call 096 . 880 . 7384 .
in the ayer by flo rida feat.  found with <user>, listen now: de party com q es viernes	in the ayer by flo rida feat . found with <user> , listen now : the party 's on cause it 's friday
rt <user>: la gente cada vez se pone mas pendeja en twitter, dis has to stahp	RT <user>: People are getting dumber and dumber on Twitter , this has to stop .
el vlog de hoy, pequeños influencers: el peor vlog de la historia	Today's vlog , little influencers : the worst vlog ever .
infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano? (prod. por sa...  vía <user>	Infamous Second Son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain ? (prod . by sa ... via <user>
“<user>: foto foto!!!!!  ” feliz cumple pato una noche increible <user> love u	“<user>: Photo time!!!!! ” Happy birthday <user> , have an incredible night . <user> love u
contemporary top más de lo nuevo	contemporary top above the latest
alguien sabe de alguna marca para action camaras que no sea go pro?	Do you guys know any brand for action cameras that's not Go Pro?
¿qué es un parrot jumping sumo? entérate hoy.	What's a parrot jumping sumo? Find out today.
<user> ninja turtles, solo porque megan fox está en ella	<user> ninja turtles , just because megan fox is in it .
rt <user>: no puedo sacarte de mi mente - los cafres (ukulele cover) by n i s s i	RT <user>: can't get you out of my mind - Los Cafres (ukulele cover) by n i s s i
la opción de faltar mañana está en mis manos... tempting af	The option of skipping tomorrow is in my hands ... super tempting
pq no hay dips de la hacienda aquí? bye	Why aren't there any dips from the hacienda here? Bye.
el maestro mutenrochi xd!! | quake craft ep. 6 | minecraft:  vía <user>	the teacher mutenrochi xd ! ! | quake craft ep . 6 | minecraft : via <user>
<user> mutantes cuando en realidad no es asi... deadpool lo unico que tiene es que se recupera rapido y ya... en xmen le ponen miles	<user> mutants when in reality it isn't like that ... deadpool is the only one who recovers fast and that's it ... in xmen they have so many powers ...
mañana sabado tenemos un show de carros clasico. darte un vuelta por redland market village en 244 …	Tomorrow's Saturday we have a classic car show . Come by redland market village at 244 ...
<user> nuestros planes more everything ofrecen varias opciones y precios competitivos. más detalles en:  ~ ia	<user> our plans go above and beyond with various options and competitive pricing . more details at : ~ ia
falda larga con este calor ughh i regret this	Long skirt in this heat ughh i regret this.
"""conversaciones con tipos por cel... tipo: """"ghvsdfhjjds"""" *deep voice * yo: que? tipo: """"svvfsdbhf"""" * deeper voice * yo: que?"""	"""Conversations with guys over text ... Guy: 'ghvsdfhjjds' *deep voice* Me: huh? Guy: 'svvfsdbhf' *even deeper voice* Me: huh?"""
"""- """"donde esta el off?"""" mi prima: """"en el sitio ese donde esta la lavadora... ugh se me olvido el nombre"""" - em... el laundry? jajajajja"""	"""- 'Where's the off?' my cousin: 'It's in that place where the washer is ... ugh I forgot the name' - em ... the laundry ? hahahaha"""
"""<user>: <user> <user> smell my dick? wait a minute, hold uup! """"""""jajaja esa parte me mata!"""	"<user>: <user> <user> smell my dick ? wait a minute , hold up ! """""""" haha that part kills me !"
salir de la practica a estudiar... pfffffftttt yea sure	to go from practice to studying ... pfffffftttt yeah right
llego a casa a encontrarme a mami llorando viendo inside out	I get home and find mom crying watching Inside Out.
sé que si cojo un nap me quedo pegá so better not	I know if I take a nap I'll be stuck / glued , so better not .
ustedes activos pa'l jangueo y yo ready para dormir sin alarma	You're all active for hanging out and I'm ready to sleep without an alarm
todos estos días me he estado levantando muy temprano for my liking	All these days I've been waking up too early for my liking.
party time  es hora de una fiesta en la piscina …	Party time, it's time for a pool fiesta …
un día espectacular con mis estudiantes de imagen modeling by la gatita y para cerrar con broche …	A spectacular day with my image modeling students by the kitty and to finish off with a bang ...
un conejo así estaría perfecto pa 'juntarlo con la mía, not bad	A bunny like that would be perfect to 'pair it with mine , not bad .
shout out a <user> que anda turning it up en <user>	Shout out to <user> who's turning it up in <user>!
first day? ese es mi struggle de todos los días	first day? that's my everyday struggle
my life, no he podido ni seguir viendo la serie jajajajajaj	my life, I haven't even been able to keep watching the series haha haha
<user> you evil little person!! jajajaj se donde vives so yo tu me comporto	<user> you evil little person !! hahaha I know where you live so watch out
yo quiero que mi soon to be husband me mire asi  coño	I want my soon-to-be husband to look at me like this damn it!
<user>: don't wait too long, you might miss your chance. la vida pasa.	<user>: don't wait too long , you might miss your chance . Life goes on .
new arrivals! todo lo nuevo disponible a partir del martes 1 de marzo!	New arrivals! All the new stuff will be available starting Tuesday , March 1st !
“<user>: with the beautiful <user>   ” fall trends moda de otoño con mi bella modelo.	“<user>: Fall trends with the gorgeous <user> ” Fashion for the autumn season with my beautiful model.
ese mini heart attack cuando el celular casi se te cae en la cara.	That mini heart attack when your phone almost falls on your face.
el hacker vampiro!! t_t | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	The vampire hacker !! t_t | hunger games | minecraft : via <user>
"""priorities level mami: """"te compre munchies para el viaje"""""""	"""Priorities level mom: ""I bought you munchies for the trip"""""""
y cuando llegó al lobby, como quiera no abrió :-) so tuvimos que llamar al guardia.	And when he arrived at the lobby , he still didn't open :-) so we had to call the guard .
<user> u u es buena deja llegar a casa jjajaja salgo a las 1:30 de clases	<user> you you're good let me get home jjajaja I'm getting out of class at 1:30
voy a explotar mi story con fotos de mis sobrinos, sorry	I'm going to blow up my story with photos of my nephews , sorry .
imagen modeling by la gatita con nuevos cursos de modelaje durante las tardes.. registraciones …	Image modeling by the little kitten with new modeling courses during the afternoons .. enrollments ...
alguien debe de saber si sabes dont be rude y comenta:)	Do you know if anyone knows ? Don't be rude and comment:)
friday!!!!!!! cuanto te extrañe -- -- lol gmorning familia	Friday!!!!!!! I missed you so much -- -- lol good morning family
every day is a good day to give love  maxifalda azul estampada	Every day is a good day to give love maxi blue skirt
<user> <user> runs in the fam.. pero no me estaba quejando tho, estaba diciendo	<user> <user> it runs in the family ... but I wasn't really complaining , I was just saying
<user> <user> bullies, bullys. no se como se escribe.	<user> <user> bullies , bullies . I don't know how it's spelled .
<user>: look at his cute belly!  yo quierooo:)	<user>: look at his cute belly ! I want it:)
good morning! celebrando contigo gracias por hacernos el número 1. este logro es tuyo !…	Good morning! Celebrating with you , thank you for making us number one . This achievement is yours !
your imagination is the limit  para todas aquellas que quieren hacer sus pedidos, escribenos al  096.880.7384	Your imagination is the limit for all those who want to place their orders , write us at  096 . 880 . 7384 .
volveria a freshman year tan cabron. omg best year.	I would go back to freshman year in a heartbeat . omg best year .
bailamos hasta ensima de las butacas.. shit white girls do	We danced on top of the seats ... shit white girls do.
<user> <user> jajajaja true de la dona.. ya me recuerdo de la pavera de fotoshotting de pescado:')	<user> <user> haha true about the doughnut . Remember the time we went fishing and someone photoshopped the catch ? : )
ayer fue blast from the past.. gente random que no veia hace años	Yesterday was a blast from the past .. Random people I hadn't seen in years .
una de las piezas favoritas de la nueva colección el skinny waist pant. …	One of the favorite pieces from the new collection is the skinny waist pant .
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos para niñas de 4 años en adelante. regístrate en …	Image modeling by the little kitten new courses for girls aged four and up . Sign up at ...
failing to prepare is preparing to fail lo que me manda mi coach...	"""Failing to prepare is preparing to fail"" is what my coach says..."
"""by <user> """"queremos desearle un feliz cumpleaños a nuestra queria amiga y stylist <user> …"""	"""by <user> 'we want to wish a happy birthday to our dear friend and stylist <user> …'"""
la tipa seguia sacando sangre como si fuese de gratis... nigga you aware i need that	The girl kept taking blood out like it was free... nigga are you aware I need that!
ready! mas feliz no puedo estar! te amo baby relax...	Ready! couldn't be happier! I love you baby relax...
deberia ser un stress reliever dog donde mi unica preocupacion sea que me soben y me den amor	It should be a stress reliever dog where my only worry is getting petted and given love
pero lo único que me motiva para ir es un popcorn con icee.	but the only thing motivating me to go is a popcorn with an icee .
cosas que he aprendido en college: email is a valuable tool	Things I learned in college : Email es una herramienta valiosa
instructions not included me mato:'(	Instructions not included killed me:'(
<user> cant believe they got back together... todavia no lo supero	<user> can't believe they got back together... I'm still not over it.
una parte de im bich, im a gangster entre el publico en el concierto!	One part of me is a beast , I 'm a gangster among the audience at the concert !
when you're so deep in memorial que no sabes ni como salir <user>	when you're so deep in thought you don't even know how to get out <user>
tercera vez que me preguntan si mi sobrino es mi hijo, yes, sure	Third time someone asks me if my nephew is my son, yes, sure.
“<user>: look del día de hoy! <user> <user>  gusto ser tu stylist	“<user>: today's look! <user> <user> I wish I was your stylist!
<user> de aquí salió tu beach ball.	<user> your beach ball came from here.
las voy a extrañar tanto, love youuu:') <user> <user> <user> <user>	I will miss them so much , love youuu :) <user> <user> <user> <user>
dos sweaters, medias, botas, mahones, scarf y todavia tengo frio...	two sweaters, socks, boots, jeans, scarf and I'm still freezing...
<user> <user> -strict parents jaja -super chevere -te llevo	<user> <user> --strict parents lol -super fun -I'll take you there
no creo en karma, but i do believe in the laws of physics	I don't believe in karma, but I do believe in the laws of physics.
nunca me he podido tirar un all nighter pa estudiar	I've never been able to stay up all night to study.
en cuanto se suba el link de descarga lo publico zombers!!	As soon as the download link is uploaded , I'll publish it zombers !
crazy about buttons! love it! compras de botones para un diseno nuevo.	crazy about buttons! love it! shopping for buttons for a new design .
better off alone, estoy convencida de eso	better off alone, I'm convinced of that
me la explota cuando me encuentro a una nena del camp y me dicen maestra, que cosa más cute	It makes me so happy when I run into a little girl from the country and they call me teacher . How cute !
ayer estaba 58 ° hoy a 76 °... laundry bill sigue subiendo	Yesterday it was 58° today it's 76° ... the laundry bill keeps going up .
<user> soy hombre and i've been there	<user> I'm a guy and I've been there.
hace una semana estaba tirada en una playa y ahora estoy en clase stressing the fuck out.	I was tanning on the beach a week ago and now I'm stressing the fuck out in class.
<user>: today is international women's day   <user> jajaja boobies! para tii:)	<user>: Today is International Women's Day *jajaja* boobies! For you :)]
mis panas me dijeron pa ir a la playa mañana  im so happy	My friends told me to go to the beach tomorrow , I'm so happy .
<user> y qedo on point el baile y el ritmito jajajaja	<user> and the dance and the little rhythm left on point haha
mientras me escriben poemas de amor yo visto blusas románticas velvet blouse	while they write me love poems i wear romantic velvet shirts
<user> keep going i love et! jajaja graciass babe:)	<user> keep going i love it! jajaja thank you so much babe:)
<user> yo me levanté a las 12  makes sense que este active	<user> I woke up at 12 so of course I'm active now.
<user> with repostapp ・・・ ¡mañana gana una tarjeta de regalo de $50 de wingstop a …	<user> with repostapp ・・・ Tomorrow win a $50 gift card from wingstop to the person who guesses the movie/song first …
proud of my twin tower <user>.. jaja ahora me motivaste demasiado con lo de college!	Proud of my twin tower <user> .. haha you just really motivated me with this college thing !
<user> nena, sí. you're welcome babygirl	<user> yeah, girl. You're welcome babygirl.
la_chinis83 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> todas mis mañanas con <user> <user> …	la_chinis83 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> all my mornings with <user> <user> ...
super trabajo amiga! u rock  <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>	Awesome job friend! You rock! <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>
carteritas que enamoran  * new items cuál es tu favorita?	Sigh, these little wallets are so cute! * New items - which one's your favorite?
you're beautiful like diamonds in the skyyyy. buenos días.	You're beautiful like diamonds in the skyyyy. Good morning.
toque el ice bath tub y por poco me hago pipi ensima...	I touched the ice bath tub and almost peed myself...
<user> ay  ️ love you too!! i mis youuu	<user> oh  I love you too!! I miss youuuu!
empiezo el lunes y en realidad estoy loco por empezar cause im bored out of my mind	I start on Monday and I'm actually eager to start because I'm out of my mind with boredom.
<user>: we are n’t entitled to shit, get off your ass and go get it if you want it. ley de vida.	<user>: We aren't entitled to shit, get off your ass and go get it if you want it. That's life.
humpday!!! de verde.. good morning familia ya falta menos para el weekend...	Humpday!!! In green... Good morning family, not long now till the weekend...
good morning para ti cada hora...	Good morning to you every hour...
summer reading? buen chiste.	Summer reading? Good one.
<user>: <user> hola, aparece hiii im alive	<user>: <user> hey, there hiii i'm alive!
“<user>: <user> picheale todavia estas en tu bday week ” ojalaiiii	“<user>: <user> you're still on your birthday week ” I hope it never ends!
cansacio nivel me lleve el sliding door por el medio	Tired af the sliding door got me in half
<user>: el final de instructions not included me ha dejado heart broken por el resto de mi vida  que si que! crying 5ever :(	<user>: the ending of instructions not included has left me heartbroken for the rest of my life literally! crying forever :(
estaría pa'l de cabron entrenar con tu pareja en el gym y ayudarse mutuamente.	That would be so dope to workout with your partner at the gym and help each other out.
tu cara es tan perfecta -wtf! why is everybody being so nice to me today?	Your face is so perfect - wtf! why is everyone being so nice to me today?
<user> hahahaha es un get de una amiga de boli pero no se como estara	<user> hahahaha it's a grab from a friend's party in Boli but I don't know how it's going
química y trabajo en equipo! i love my team	Teamwork and chemistry! i love my team
yo necesito una de esas bolitas que sirven de stress reliever, maybe varias	I need one of those stress reliever balls , maybe several
un text random de mi prima diciendo que me ama siempre me hace el día	A random text from my cousin telling me she loves me always makes my day.
para mi ya nos graduamos, so why am i still going?	For me it's like we already graduated , so why am I still going ?
“<user>: <user>. el pato de angie!!!! jajaja  ” pato rock star!!!!!!!!	"<user>: <user> . the duck of angie!!!! hahaha ""duck rock star""!!!!!!"
“<user>: <user> habla por facetime con niña que padece cáncer terminal   ” queen	"“<user>: <user> is talking to a little girl with terminal cancer on Facetime"""
<user> verdad, no se como en high school podíamos con dos diás nada más	<user> true , I don't know how we managed with only two days in high school
disfrutando aquí la y <user> took over my hat.	Enjoying here la and <user> took over my hat.
usar o no usar el neck brace...	to wear or not to wear the neck brace ...
<user> but are sure? con una buena navaja se llega al corazon bastante rapido	<user> but are you sure? with a good knife you can reach the heart pretty fast
se fue hace una semana y ya la extraño... no creo que puede esperar 6 meses mas :/ i need my sister	She left a week ago and I already miss her ... I can't believe I have to wait 6 more months :/ I need my sister
mis alumnas y su fiestecita de en imagen modeling by la gatita.	My students and their little party at Image modeling by the kitty.
matematicas, donde tienes todo bien, o todo mal. in a nutshell.	Math, where you either have all good or all bad grades. In a nutshell.
<user> jajaja yo ni puedo dormir my body is physically retarded today!	<user> haha I can't even sleep , my body is physically retarded today!
a veces me menciona gente que se equivoca y quería mencionar a otra persona. este está turnt af.	Sometimes people tag me by mistake , thinking I'm someone else . This guy's turnt af .
<user>, <user>, <user> muchas felicidades en este nuevo año q esta por llegar! les deseo lo mejor!! happy new year!!!	<user>, <user>, <user> so much congratulations on this new year that's about to arrive ! I wish you the best ! Happy new year !!!
<user> ahh ok te veo. ayer estuvo mega nasty!!! deja q veas el area d caballeros!!! te veo.	<user> ahh ok i see you . it was super nasty yesterday !!! wait till you see the men 's area !!! see you .
rompe tus propias reglas y luce perfecta un martes! attraction new collection	Break your own rules and look perfect on a Tuesday! Attraction new collection.
“<user>: the interview es buena? ” noooo	"""<user>: is the interview good?"" No way!"
me ha dado right in the feels leer mi nombre en algunos comentarios de este vídeo de <user>... ¿qué opináis?	Reading my name in some comments on this <user> video has given me all the feels... What do you guys think?
<user> jajajaj shit you fucked pq hoy no duermes si no la terminas..	<user> haha you're fucked why won't you sleep if you don't finish it today .
me jartaría de tanto junk food pero me quedan 4 meses de tortura	I'd get tired of so much junk food but I have four months of torture left .
mira nene déjame explicarte algo. si una nena quiere tirarse una foto en traje de baño, it's not ur problem.	Let me explain something to you, buddy. If a girl wants to take a picture in a swimsuit, it's not your problem.
hice un morning workout, pero esa rutina va a durar como 3 días na'más y cuida'o	I did a morning workout , but that routine will only last for three days max and that's being careful .
“<user>: <user> <user> <user> angie we should go for the tacos tomorrow! ” siii tacos tomorrow for sure!!!!	“<user>: <user> <user> <user> Angie , we should go for the tacos tomorrow !” Yes , tacos tomorrow for sure !!!!
quieres información de imagen modeling by la gatita solo regístrate en  mañana …	Do you want image modeling info from the little kitty ? Just sign up tomorrow ...
<user> omg im dumb  aja estaban satanicas. borrachos by 7pm	<user> omg im dumb freaking out haha they were satanic . drunk by 7pm .
buscar o no buscar el cargador the struggle	to look or not to look for the charger, that is the struggle
mi cuerpo no responde... i cann't move	My body doesn't respond ... I can't move
thank youuuu, love. lo tenias que hacer desde antes pero ni modo!	thank youuuu, love . you had to do it earlier but whatever !
gana si que gana porque ellos si tienen ganas charreria brought to you by mi hermana	It really wins because they really want it rodeo brought to you by my sister
lo mejor que hice fue tirarme el morning walk por la playa	The best thing I did was to take a morning walk on the beach
<user> mira como las tenia cuando llegue aqui  pero enserio este spring season voy pa la dieta	<user> look how fat I was when I arrived here but for real this spring season I'm going on a diet
me comería un bowl entero de spicy crab ahora mismo	I'd eat an entire bowl of spicy crab right now.
que el dr. entre a la oficina y empieze a cantar bad blood a toda boca, le hace la mañana a cualquiera. you're the real mvp doc.	May the doctor walk into the office and start singing Bad Blood at the top of his lungs , he brightens anybody's morning . You're the real MVP doc .
llevo un ratito rayao... quien vea la peli de it follows que me diga que haría para deshacerse del bicho...!	I've been thinking about it for a while ... Anyone who's seen the movie It Follows , let me know what they would do to get rid of the creature ... !
<user> with repostapp. mi satisfacción es ver a mis estudiantes contentas con el …	<user> with repostapp. My happiness is seeing my students happy with the…
<user> sweetest devotion me mata	<user> sweetest devotion kills me
<user> no trates at all. los sitcoms americanos son muy mierda.	<user> Don't even try . American sitcoms are so shitty .
<user> <user> tambien western lake por el holiday inn	<user> <user> there's also the one by western lake near the holiday inn
el tiempo pasa demasiado rápido, ya mañana empieza mi último semestre de high school	Time passes by too fast , tomorrow starts my last semester of high school .
y que material nuevo pal final. nah, i think i'll pass.	And what new material for the end . nah , I think I'll pass .
un poquito peor i believe	a little bit worse i believe
érase una vez... truz. get it? un avestruz? no? okay.	It once was... true. Get it? A ostrich? No? Okay.
"""look 1 y look 2. """"viva méxico"""" mini princesa mexicana!!! mariae7622 flomigs igual de fashion q la tía .…"""	"""Look 1 and look 2. 'Long live Mexico' Mexican mini princess!!! mariae7622 and flomigs as fashionable as the auntie .…"""
que más rico que un sabroso hotdog supreme a las 8am	Nothing tastier than a delicious hotdog supreme at 8am.
gracias <user> por las gafas de sol y el palo selfie. sobre todo por el palo selfie. ahí me has enamorao.	Thanks <user> for the sunglasses and the selfie stick . Especially for the selfie stick . That's what won me over .
“<user>: i am a bitch, but i am a lovable bitch if you understand me, ya know? ” <user> de verdad q si	“<user>: I'm a puta, but a lovable puta if you get me , no? ” <user> de verdad que sí .
llego a la playa puedo respirar piso la entrada de la casa... boom feel like shit	I arrive at the beach , I can breathe , I step into the house ... boom feel like shit.
people are dumb af. me retiro de to '.	People are dumb as fuck . I'm done with everything .
"""no he tenido mucho apetito en estos días y busque en google """"loss of apetite"""" y aparentemente tengo pancreatic cancer."""	"I haven't been very hungry lately and I looked up """"loss of appetite"""" online and it seems I have pancreatic cancer."
son las 5pm y estoy en la uni... something is wrong.	It's 5pm and I'm at school... something's off.
<user> * gracias por llamarme gorda * hahaha pero si, he is	<user> * thank you for calling me fat * hahaha but yeah , he is .
<user> pero creo que lo borre not sure jajajaja	<user> but I think I deleted it haha
me levante dos horas antes que mi alarma... what is wrong with me	I woke up two hours before my alarm ... what's wrong with me.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort | (videoclip oficial	I liked a video from <user> from <user> ( - Overwatch | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort | (Official Music Video)
i love her period creo que ahi falta una coma...	I love her, period. I think there's a comma missing...
ponte en forma con la gatita este domingo en westland mall	get fit with the kitty this sunday at westland mall
a dormir! ya tengo ready mis dos 5 hours energy drinks!! se q lía voy a necesitar... nighty night!	Time to sleep! I already have my two 5-hour energy drinks ready , that's what I'll need ... good night!
el regalo de navidad para ustedes!!  estamos cerquita de los 10k! el gift card puede ser …	The Christmas gift for you all ! We 're close to the 10k ! The gift card can be ...
estoy preparando una canción titulada zombie girl, porque si hay algo mejor que una chica gamer es una chica zomber!	I'm cooking up a song titled zombie girl , cause if there's one thing better than a gamer girl it's a zomber chick !
infamous second son! próximamente! ¿que seríais heroes o villanos zombers? :d	"""Infamous Second Son! Coming soon! Would you be heroes or villainous zombers?"""
odio los water marks pero puej.	I hate the watermarks but whatever.
casi si dormir pero feliz time is on my side! yes it is!!	Almost no sleep but happy time is on my side! Yes it is!!
el <user> artic grape esta brutal!!!!!	the <user> artic grape is sick!!!!!!
amazing way to start the day!!! espectácular manera de comenzar el …	Amazing way to start the day!!! Spectacular way to begin el día!
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> let's rock it.! besos a todas!!!	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> Let's rock it ! Kisses to everyone !!!
<user> quieres help me o quieres ropa? you have better shit than i do though	<user> do you want to help me or do you want clothes ? you have better stuff than me though
. <user> hola es french connection	<user> Hey, is it French connection?
<user> literal. yo estoy aquí trying to figure out what the fuck hapened para que exista tanta hostilidad.	<user> literal . I'm here trying to figure out what the fuck happened for there to be so much hostility .
finally acabe con los placement exams...	Finally finished with the placement exams...
<user> <user> <user> lunes yoga y martes la doña, suena cabron just sayinnnnng	<user> <user> <user> Monday yoga and Tuesday the lady sounds badass just sayin'
este será el moving up más sentimental ever.	This will be the most sentimental moving up ever.
“<user>: 400 million people across the world have sex in one day. that means that there are 4, 000 people having sex right now ” el saludo!	“<user>: 400 million people across the world have sex in one day . That means that there are 4 , 000 people having sex right now ” The hello!
tengo $234.56 en el wish list de libros jajajajajaja	I have $234.56 in the book wish list haha!
"""quiénes hacen double down aquí? """"fulana, sutana... ah y priscilla borracha"""" hahaha ay crijto."""	"""Who's doing the double down here ? """"So-and-so , such-and-such... and Priscilla the drunk"" hahaha oh dear God ."
“<user>: no importa el tamaño de la pieza... ¡sino el tiempo que este tiesa! ” yessss!!!! happy valentines day!	“<user>: it's not about the size of the dick ... it's about how long it can stay hard! ” yessss!!!! happy valentines day!
yo lo hago todo el tiempo.. ur not that special	I do it all the time . You're not that special .
style dúo work <user> y yo para monanoguera estas bella mona!! buen …	Style duo work <user> and I for monanoguera you're beautiful honey!! Good...
conéctate 33246 por texto good morning	Connect on 33246 by text good morning
oh dios! el loco en full  lol <user> happy friday.	oh my god! the crazy guy is on full blast  lol <user> happy friday.
<user> you are dangerous when you are drunk and have a cigarette in your hand jajaja me quemaste el pantalon un cojonal de veces! jaja	<user> you are dangerous when you are drunk and have a smoke in your hand jajaja you've burned my pants so many times! haha
leo 1 pág. y el break es de 1 hora... seems reasonable jajajaj	I read one page and the break is one hour... seems reasonable hahaha
mira, puñeta, si no te gusta lo que posteo hay un fabuloso boton que se llama unfriend y unfollow en las diversas redes... te invito a darle	"Look , asshole , if you don't like what I post there's a fabulous button called ""unfriend"" and ""unfollow"" on the various social media platforms ... I invite you to hit that ."
lucky island | los mandamos al otro barrio! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | We send them to the other neighbourhood! | Minecraft: via <user>
cuando tu crush te da rt	when your crush gives you a right
"""<user> nena que importa probablemente es bi... who cares! y full le pregunto que me recita lo de """"im chuck bass""""! me meo jajaja"""	"""<user> girl who cares if they're probably bi... ! And I'm gonna ask them to recite 'I'm Chuck Bass' for me! LOL """
<user> fuck you  vas a ser la primera legaaal	<user> fuck you , you're gonna be the first one to arrive legally .
este weekend tengo class bonding = este weekend muero de felicidad	this weekend I have class bonding = this weekend I die of happiness
la revancha! zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | counter strike cs go:  vía <user>	The rematch! zarcort & kronno vs limp & luis | counter strike cs go:  via <user>
"""bien agradecida por el """"liquid sunshine"""" por favor!"""	"""so grateful for the 'liquid sunshine' please!"""
cambia tus reglas y vive en un street runway siempre. attraction new collection	Change your rules and live on a street runway forever . Attraction new collection .
os voy a contar algo gracioso que me paso en el instituto hace tiempo!  fuck the system!	I'm gonna tell you guys a funny story that happened to me in high school a long time ago! Fuck the system!
confirmado zombers!! este sabado tendréis el mejor video de mi canal a la hora de siempre! y cuando vuelva making of!	Confirmed zombers ! This Saturday you 'll have the best video of my channel at the usual time ! And when it 's back , the making of !
de caramelos a las viejeras de jowell & randy real quick	from candies to the grannies of Jowell & Randy real quick
los mejores gifs son los de vampire diaries	The best GIFs are the ones from Vampire Diaries .
i want to hug a rainbow  un collar lleno de vida y color hecho para tí	I want to hug a rainbow a necklace full of life and colour made for you.
dios mío, gracias. stop shaming women and stop double standards.	My God, thank you . Stop shaming women and stop the double standards .
mira nuestro collar white sky con aretes!! ya en: hacemos envíos a nivel nacional!	Check out our White Sky necklace with earrings ! We now do nationwide shipping !
<user> estan diciendo que he's falling off the wagon  and i believe it	<user> They're saying he's falling off the wagon and I believe it.
quiero jugar al rocket!!!! aveces pienso que <user> tiene en su cuarto el portal al nether! vive conmigo y ni lo veo!	I want to play rocket!!! Sometimes I think <user> has a portal to the nether in his room! He lives with me and I never see him!
getting my groove on! ready para el trio!!!!! chinomiranda nacholacriatura <user> …	getting my groove on! ready for the trio!!!!! <chinomiranda> <nacholacriatura> <user> ...
porque nosotras sabemos que menos es más. blusa amarrada cuadros black & white pedido a domicilio: 096.880.7384	because we know that less is more . Black & white checked shirt tied blouse home delivery order : 096 . 880 . 7384
new accesories! disfruta nuestros nuevos collares y sus bright colors!!	New accessories! Enjoy our new necklaces and their bright colors in English!
la gatita deals on wheels	the kitty is on a roll
mis hermosas niñas imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate para información en …	my beautiful girls image modeling by the little kitty register for info at ...
oficialmente en vacation mode full!!! <user> <user> ️️️	Officially in full vacation mode!!! <user> <user>
happy monday desde 5:00 am contigo	Happy Monday with you from 5:00 am onwards
todo lo que hago lo hago con el corazón y ya vamos camino a 1.100.000 zombers!  f*ck fame | kronno  ️	I do everything with my heart and we're already on our way to 1.100.000 zombers! f*ck fame | kronno ️
look de viernes <user> <user>. fight heart decease apoya la …	Friday look <user> <user> . Beating heart disease supports the ...
<user>: 3 tiros y ninguno entro  if you know what i mean;)	"<user>: 3 shots and none of them went in if you know what i mean ;)"""
lucky island | la partida más épicas del mundo!! | minecraft:  vía <user>	lucky island | the most epic adventures in the world !! | minecraft : via <user>
royal dress + pretty woman + beatiful day = perfection. un vestido nuevo para cada …	Royal dress + pretty woman + beatiful day = perfection. A new dress for every...
"""<user> eres mas cool.. tienes 3 """"super"""" antes del """"cool"""""""	"<user> You're super cool . You have 3 ""super""s before the ""cool"" ."
tengo que hacer un lab de fisica.... but ma bed  and the weather plus no tengo ganas	I have to do a physics lab ... but my bed , the weather and I don't feel like it .
my new sounds: la gatita pranks her own mother  on	my new sounds: the kitten pranks her own mom on
no veo la hora de graduarme y acabar high school	Can't wait to graduate and finish high school
good day!! que tal sombisitos??	good day!! how's it going, folks??
necesito un beach partner	I need a beach buddy.
<user> <user> es un joke. bye.	<user> <user> it's a joke . bye .
colombia get ready!  ️ (obviemos las caras de psicópatas) @ bogotá, colombia	Colombia, get ready!🌟 (let's ignore the psychopath faces) @ Bogotá, Colombia
naps en la playa make everything better	Naps on the beach make everything better.
"""kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that shit... me lo imagino asi girl: """"i've got..."""" boy: * kisses her * girl: """"mono"""" jajaja"""	"""kiss her in the middle of her sentence , girls love that shit ... me lo imagino asi girl: 'i've got ...' boy: * kisses her * girl: 'mono' jajaja"""
mi madre y mi perro cogiendo unos mega power naps y yo pues estudiando.	My mom and my dog catching some mega power naps and me well studying .
le dais cariño con un zombilike! infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano?	You give affection like a zombilike! infamous second son | kronno zomber | hero or villain?
<user> i cant. yo amo a la mia jajaja	<user> I can't . I love mine haha
meeting creativa con director del nuevo video musical <user> looks de vestuario y mas!	Creative meeting with the director of the new music video <user> discussing wardrobe looks and more!
mis malas decisiones han terminado better than expected	My bad decisions have ended up better than expected.
<user> de viaje or like to live?	<user> On vacation or like to live?
buenos dias zombers!!! ️️ madre mía como tenemos el canal! está que arde!!  thanks!  ️	Good morning zombers!!! 🔥🔥 My goodness , the channel's on fire! It's scorching!! Thanks! 🔥
“<user>: este es el de hoy en <user> vengo de q les parece?  ” love it!	“<user>: this is today's from <user> what do you think of it ? ” love it!
<user> <user> tu vacilas a juliana verbalmente y a mi me buleas fisicamente.. take your pick right	<user> <user> You tease Juliana verbally and tease me physically .. take your pick
me siento libre con lo que soy y estoy segura de lo que puedo conquistar!! urban vibes collection	I feel free with who I am and I'm sure of what I can conquer!! Urban vibes collection
<user> pero si, tu martes está fucked up.. te deseo mucho éxito mijo	<user> but yeah , your Tuesday is fucked up .. best of luck to you , my dude
looks otoñales de estampados de animal y flores son y estan super in este otoño. …	Fall looks with animal and floral prints are super in this fall .
lucky island | katia al rescate!! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | Katia to the rescue ! | Minecraft: via <user>
menudo swag!! que ya somos 140.000 en twitter! que barbarie! xd sois zombers potentes, infectais a todos!! ajaja	Swag!!! We're 140,000 on twitter! That's crazy! xd You're powerful zombers, you infect everyone!! haha
arreglándose para sus sesión de fotos imagen modeling by la gatita	Getting ready for her photoshoot at la gatita's modeling agency
ya estamos en el zombidirecto!!! id entrando!! :d lets go!!!	We're live on the zombidirecto!!! Get in here!! :d let's go!!!
todo hombre deberia ver the break-up	every man should watch The Break-Up
“<user>:“ <user>: que rico es levantarte y estar home alone  ” eaaaaaa ”	"<user>: ""How nice is it to wake up and be home alone eaaaaaa"""
good morning running mode time! buenos dias a correr	Good morning, time to go for a run! Let's go!
claramente im weak y me lo estaba comiendo hasta que me vio, se rio y me dijo gordito	Clearly I'm weak and he was eating it until he saw me , he laughed and said fatty .
bella con un vestido de <user> joyas <user> y styling team <user> y …	bella with a <user> dress , <user> jewelry , and <user> styling team ...
jajaja en mis stories sale mi voz atrás super annoying	hahaha in my stories my voice is in the background super annoying
bueeeeeenos dias!!! ️️ ladies and zomber boys!! ️	Good mornings!!! 🌞 ladies and zombie boys!! 🧟⚰️
look de hoy <user>. el estampado animal print siempre de moda.	Today's look <user>. Animal print patterns are forever in style.
fuck shit man. no quiero estudiar más.	Fuck shit man. I don't wanna study anymore.
de party con rum punch de <user>	Let's party with <user>'s rum punch
primer domingo que me levanto temprano y feliz, this is new	First Sunday I wake up early and happy, this is new.
a comer en señor frog con honey...	Let's eat at Señor Frog's with honey...
se ve cabrona either way	It looks badass either way
<user> yo seré feliz cuando tengáis parks and recreation en vuestro catálogo... porfi	<user> I will be happy when you have parks and recreation in your catalog ... please
<user> ehh tu eres scott y yo soy kourtney, hadn't we agreed on this?	<user> ehh you're scott and I'm kourtney , didn't we agree on this ?
<user> <user> -sexxx baby jaja -rizos -libre expresión -simplemente hermosa -151	<user> <user>— sex baby lol— curls — free expression — just gorgeous — 151
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas lluvias de festival: recuperándome y pool party	Today's vlog, little festival rain showers: recovering and pool party
si se da la oportunidad? why not	If the opportunity arises , why not ?
todo el mundo siempre va a hablar mierda pero do what you love y ya. be yourself.	People will always talk shit but do what you love and that's it . Be yourself .
la miniatura del vlog que se avecina es una de las más molonas ever <3	The upcoming vlog thumbnail is one of the coolest ever <3
<user> jajajajaja que me importa! criticamos los trabejes juntos jajaja va ser mi beffo gay	<user> hahahahaha who cares ! we'll criticize the assignments together jajaja he'll be my gay beffo
<user> además. i am enough. quieres que te lleve mantecado amor mío?	<user> Besides, I am enough. Do you want me to bring you some ice cream, my love?
con el add en high.	with the A/C on high.
a llevar a mis amores de cena para celebrar el happy birthday de  ️	Taking my loves out for dinner to celebrate their happy birthday ️
<user> lo único que no he cogido. sorry babe	<user> The only thing I haven't fucked . Sorry babe .
<user> nene vas a seguir? que vas a hacer? i wanna know	<user> are you gonna keep going ? what are you gonna do ? i wanna know
all i think about ha superado el millón de escuchas en spotify y ay...	All I think about has surpassed a million listens on Spotify and oh...
no me conviene at all creerle	It's not at all advantageous for me to believe him.
sigo dandole break a the office..... quitandome neuronas	I'm still giving breaks at the office , killing brain cells .
je, esto me suena a movie full	Hey, this sounds like a full movie.
este calor esta demasiado... fuck clothing	This heat is too much... fuck clothing
bueno aunque no haya podido subir zomber girl, no voy a desanimarme y prometo traeros una batalla espectacular entre batman y superman ^^	Well even though I couldn't post the zombie girl , I won't get discouraged and I promise to bring you an epic battle between Batman and Superman ^^
good morning zombers! ultimo dia de descanso y a volver a trabajar! ^^ recordad que hoy subo un challenge!	Good morning zombers! Last day of rest and back to work! ^^ Remember that I'll be posting a challenge today!
im walking on sunshine  blusa amarrada estampada de corazones   gypsy summer	im walking on sunshine with my heart-printed tied blouse   gypsy summer
<user> show! tomate un tranquillisante! cause you will need it for tomorrow babee! aahhhb to excited	<user> Show! Take a calming pill! cause you will need it for tomorrow baby! Ahhhh I'm so excited!
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty new courses registrations open .
yo feliz de la vida le recito freaky friday completa a quien sea jajajaja	I'm happily reciting the whole Freaky Friday to whoever wants to hear it hahaha
gracias a edible arrangements de miami beach por el regalo y detalle para nuestra oficina de …	Thanks to edible arrangements of Miami Beach for the gift and detail for our office...
dos días acostándome tardísimo  i hate school	two days staying up super late i hate school
<user> lol estas en high school todavía?	<user> lol are you still in high school ?
zoé dress check out iur dress in our store! realiza tu pedido al 096.880.7384	zoé dress check out your dress in our store ! Place your order at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
el vlog de hoy: ahora soy un transformer	The blog today: I am now a transformer
long island 2 medalla 0!!! mujeres alante!!! <user> un saludito al <user>!!	Long island two medals zero!!! Women to the front!!! <user> a greeting to the <user>!!!
si la gente cambia... but should be for better	if people change ... it should be for the better
"""el: """"whyyyyyy did i just"""" me va seguir toda la semana"""	"""He's going to follow me around all week"":"
gracias familia por reportar la sintonia.... it's friday  y como siempre sintonizando la …	Thanks family for tuning in ... it's Friday and as always tuning in ...
chic model imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	"""Chic model image modeling by the kitty. Sign-ups."""
good morning familia que dios me les de un excelente día	Good morning family may God give you all an excellent day.
es cierto tenéis razón... he cambiado... yo antes molaba... pero ahora molo más!  thug life	It's true , you're right ... I've changed ... I used to be cool ... but now I'm even cooler ! Thug life .
“<user>: <user> yesss  so ve ” lo pensaré	“<user>: <user> yesss I will  think about it”
esta maestra necesita ser revivida o algo... why so dull?	This teacher needs to be revived or something ... why so dull ?
de que vamos a jugar el power ball!! $225 millones dan y sobran... <user> <user>	We're gonna play the power ball !! $225 million and you still have some left ... <user> <user>
que stress es estokiar a la gente insta  o sea una vez le di like a una foto de 48 weeks ago. que verguenza.	That's so stressful , stalking people's insta . Like one time I liked a photo from 48 weeks ago , so embarrassing .
tbs esta on fire hoy con las peliculas	tbs is on fire today with the movies
<user> nena si! fue a la primera q vino! we set the bar very high para las otras tiendas! suerte ahí	<user> yeah girl ! she was the first one here ! we set the bar super high for the other stores ! good luck to them !
hay mucha chicas gamers pero la mejor es <user>   ️ pasandose watchdogs!	There are many girl gamers but the best one is <user> ️ playing watchdogs!
el más epic fail de todos los epic fails... xd	the most epic fail of all epic fails ... xd
el vlog de hoy, pequeñas tazas de café: pesadilla en el club media fest	Today's vlog, tiny cups of coffee: nightmare at the midweek fest.
aquí vamos! con energía y una gran sonrisa, para compartir con mis estudiantes de imagen modeling by …	Here we go! With energy and a big smile , to share with my students modeling image ...
"""<user> cuando un gringo te dice """"u r the only ones that can pull this off"""" everything looks great """"como q da cosita!! happy"""	"<user> when a gringo tells you ""u r the only ones that can pull this off"" everything looks amazing ""it's kinda cute!"" happy"
último día comiendo fast food	Last day eating fast food.
blue sky, blue moon, blue me -> blue you!! con ganas de usar azul el día de hoy!!	"""Blue sky , blue moon , blue me -> blue you !! Feeling blue today !!"""
<user> jajajja i knoww pero creo que la mama se lo borro	<user> hahaha I know but I think mom deleted it
cod black ops 3 zombies epic rap | kronno zomber ft. cryptic wisdom | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Code Black Ops 3 zombies epic rap | Kronno Zomber ft . Cryptic Wisdom | ( official music video ) : via <user> .
whatever no me importa el examennn me quiero irrr omg	Whatever I don't care about the exam , I just wanna leavve omg
“<user>: a species of spider breaks off its own penis to avoid being eaten by the female during sex  ” nena q salvaje!	“<user>: A species of spider breaks off its own penis to avoid being eaten by the female during sex” how savage! nena que salvaje!
sunday funday!!! open today hoy abrimos 11:00 a 17:00	Sunday fun day! Open today from 11:00 to 5:00 PM!
mami me hizo un challenge en trivia crack y las contestó todas bien... y aun así le gané porque también contesté la pregunta de desemptate	"Mommy challenged me in a game of Trivia Crack and she answered all the questions correctly ... and I still won because I also answered the ""desempata"" question correctly."
mis oyentes, que son parte de mi familia... son los mejores! happy monday everybody!!!	My listeners , who are part of my family ... you're the best ! Happy Monday everyone !!!
nooo! dejame aquí q esta rico falta ni <user>. love u!	nooo ! leave me here it's delicious missing <user> . love u !
tomando fotos del traje del prom y ni me percate del sign..	Taking pictures of the prom dress and didn't even notice the sign .
omfg! omg! mas de 8 millones en el video de chica gamer!	omfg! oh my god! over 8 million on the girl gamer video!
espectacular <user>.. <user> asi o mas claro u rock tqm!	Spectacular <user> .. <user> that's clear as day , you rock I love you !
cann't wait a mi primer sábado libre	Can't wait for my first free Saturday
necesito a alguien que conteste mis facetime calls cuando estoy aburrida	I need someone to answer my Facetime calls when I'm bored.
jajajajajajajajjajajjaja la música y el sonido de la comida dandole.. dead, estoy dead	hahahahahahahahaha the music and the sound of the food giving me life , I'm deceased , I'm dead
desde el jueves pasau no me voy en un spamming de mis pointless tweets en la madrugada....... will today be the day i return?	since last thursday i haven't stopped spamming my pointless tweets at dawn ...... will today be the day of my return?
<user>: this is me  yo daily jajaja	<user>: this is my everyday life lol lol
<user> not sure... todo esto ha sido en despingue el moving out... pero me imagino que no vas a estar aqui si se hace...	<user> not sure ... all this has been just chilling the moving out ... but I guess you won't be here if it gets done ...
<user> esto no es un fun fact... its just a fact cuz it aint fun	<user> this isn't a fun fact... it just is a fact because it's not fun
ya lo he solucionado zombers! el video ya esta subido pero bueno de todos modos lo publicaré mañana! sorry!	I've already solved it, zombers ! The video is already uploaded but anyway , I'll post it tomorrow ! Sorry !
<user> estarias muy lejos baby boo :(	<user> you'd be too far away baby boo :(
<user> <user> yo no eso jajajaj i downloaded it to my phone... a ese nivel ni papel quiero gastar	<user> <user> I didn't do that lol I downloaded it on my phone... I don't even want to waste paper on that level
se me habia ido el sueño comí and its backk ughh forever sleepy	I had lost my sleepiness ate and it's backk ughh forever tired
“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- ->  ” pero q salvaje!!!	“<user>: the female praying mantis rips off the male's head during sex -- -- > ” but that's so wild!!!
stunning look!  obten los mejores outfits para este weekend! we are open!	Stunning look! Get the best outfits for this weekend! We're open en español!
lo mejor de navidad son los christmas movie marathons y la comida ️	The best part about Christmas are the holiday movie marathons and the food ️
"""donde tú trabajas? """"en una tienda de surfing"""" """"se nota, te pega ese look"""" claro como yo surfeo tanto"""	"""Where do you work ?"" ""At a surf shop"" ""Oh really , you've got the look for it"" ""Yeah , 'cause I surf a lot"""
<user>  she is dead al menos	<user> she's dead at least
esto de ser ama de casa esta nice pero me falta honey... honey esta working...	Being a housewife is nice but I'm missing honey... Honey's working...
<user> pichaste hoy, your badddd. trabajo miércoles 10-7	<user> Are you working today , you're slaying . Working Wednesday 10-7 .
jajajaja lol lol mañana va nevarr	hahaha oh no it's gonna snow tomorrow
por mi madre que to 'el mundo que conozco se enjevó, me cago en to'	For sure the whole damn world aged , I shit on all of it !
<user> hahaha que sean felices while they can	<user> hahaha let them be happy while they can.
thanks god, tengo la bendicion mas grande mi familia... feliz weekend.	Thank God, I have the biggest blessing my family ... happy weekend.
mano, sí, los sleepovers con los primos era dura, pero ya to's están viejos y enjevaos	"""Hand, yeah, the sleepovers with cousins were rough, but you're all old and grown up now."""
necesito rush un cel q sea touch!!	I need a rush a cell that's touch !
red carpet ready. listo para la alfombra está <user>. stylist <user> como siempre mis niños …	red carpet ready. <user> is alfombra ready . stylist <user> as always mis niños …
<user> <user> eso es pocket money de que ustedes hablan jajaja	<user> <user> that's the pocket change you guys are talking about haha
<user>: <user> * rolling my eyes* ten cuidado que no se te vayan ya que you are forever rolling your eyes	<user>: <user> * rolling my eyes* make sure they don't fall off yours since you are forever rolling them.
<user> eres un oyooo :( no seas ojete pasate unas horitas pa'kaaa cochooo lol jk	<user> you're such a pain in the ass , come over for a bit , will ya ? lol jk
so my brother just texted me him: pa donde le jalamos this weekend me: pos pa donde envites (; him: orale amonos a los 15 en dallas	"So my brother just texted me: ""Where are we drinking this weekend?"" Me: "" wherever you guys want (;"" Him: ""Let's go to the 15 in Dallas."""
y es k a mi edad soy como un restaurante k no le faltan los clientes i thought it was funny lol <<	and it's like at my age I'm a restaurant that doesn't lack customers
'para k continuar si falta corazon' oh man what a song <<	'what's the point of continuing if the heart is missing' oh man what a song <<
<user> ohhh yeah nvm im trippin! :d lol jk y tu tocaya lmao	<user> ohhh yeah nvm I'm just joking! :d lol jk and your namesake LMAO
mom: diana wake up eat breakfast so we can go out me: (open eyes) mom: santo dios kien esa bruja lmao -__-	mom: Diana wake up and eat breakfast so we can go out.  me: (open eyes) mom: Holy shit, who's that witch LMAO -__-
tu y yo tito i su torbellino   ️	You and me , uncle , in this whirlwind ! 🌪️
ay si! ay si! escucho corridos y tomo buchannan's y me siento bien chingon!!! gtfoh!!!!	Oh please! I listen to narcocorridos and drink Buchanan's whiskey and I feel like such a badass!!! Get out of here!!!
que me castigue dios pero contigo aww how cute:)	let god punish me but with you aww how cute:)
buen dia a toa la gente bonita y a los feos tmb :d lol... have a blessed day!	good morning to all the beautiful people and the ugly ones too :d lol ... have a blessed day!
excuse me, where can i catch a taxi? (esta es una forma de decirlo)	Excuse me, donde puedo agarrar un taxi?
mom: que le vas a dar al novio pa valentines me: does it look like i have a bf  her: umm yo que te iva llevar orita a la tienda	mom: what are you getting your boyfriend for Valentine's Day me: does it look like I have a boyfriend her: well , I was going to take you to the store right now .
but anyways vamos cruz azul	but anyways let's go Blue Machine
"""muy bien!, comiencen por los """"car wash"""" o mejor dicho prontowash en todos los centros comerciales."""	"""Very good! Start with the """"car washes"""" or better yet, prontowash at every mall."""
siempre vas a ser mi mejor amiga aunque ya casi ni nos veamos! love uuuuuu	You will always be my best friend even though we hardly see each other anymore ! Love uuuuuu
"""by <user> """" preparándome para hacer el mejor show para ustedes!! …"""	"""by <user> """" getting ready to put on the best show for you all!! …"""
ajaj final épico <user> después te toca el god of war ascensión!	haha epic final <user> then it's your turn for God of War Ascension!
hoy toca ir a grabar el videoclip de assassins creed syndicate! para subirlo lo antes posible!...  i  ️ rap!	Today we're off to shoot the music video for Assassins Creed Syndicate! So we can upload it ASAP! ... I love rap!
"""sofisticada, elegante, imponente. the """"bestmomfitever"""" 50 y 70% off  por …"""	"Sophisticated , elegant , imposing . The "" bestmomfitever "" 50 and 70% off for ..."
mire a sanzon! dj_sheriff es viernes woo hooooooo! thanks god.	Look at Sansom! It's Friday, dj_sheriff! Thank God.
yop trabajando en el rap play de rise of the tomb raider!!	Me working on the rap play of rise of the tomb raider!
<user> es un wiper jajajajaja relax eso no es na, con uno sobrevives	<user> It's a wiper haha relax that's nothing , one survive with it .
<user> chantal era yal, bertha es a very ratchet granny jajajaja	<user> Chantal was so yal , Bertha is a very hood-rat granny hahaha
rt <user>: mi cara después de escuchar mi voz en los snaps que subí al story y los ha visto medio mundo	RT <user>: my face after hearing my voice on the snaps i posted for everyone to see on my story LMAO
corrí el carrito de kmart como una scooter porque no había nadie y quería avanzar	I scootered the kmart shopping cart because there was no one around and I wanted to go faster
sabado de open house en te espero 777 nw 72 avenida suit 1052 double tree …	Saturday's open house at 777 NW 72 Avenue suit 1052 double tree ...
el maquillaje de lady gaga estaaaa on point	The makeup of Lady Gaga is on point.
rt <user>: look of the day for video shoots at la romana, thanks <user>! @ la romana, republica …  …	Real-time <user>: look of the day for video shoots at La Romana, thanks <user>! @ La Romana, Dominican Republic .
triangle bikinis  contando los días para ir a la playa y estrenar tu nuevo bikini!!	Triangle bikinis ! Counting the days to go to the beach and premiere your new bikini!!
<user> felicidades hun. espero que la pases bien, love you	<user> congratulations hun . i hope you have a great time , love you
un tiny cake y juguito de uva antes de dormir.	A tiny cake and some grape juice before bed .
rt <user>: besos leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeentos son un win win	Real-time <user>: slow kisses are a win-win
tribal soul short  $14.90 tus pedidos realizalos al 096.880.7384	Tribal soul shorts $14.90 Place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384
"""rt <user>: <user> te acabo de ver en """"hit the road"""" y sales preciosa"""	"""Real talk, <user>: <user> I just saw you on 'Hit the Road' and you look gorgeous!"""
“<user>:“ <user>: naaaaaquisssss japi veldiiiiii love uuu y que sigas tan chulisnaquis como siempre muak ” tierrudo mil thanks. tqm	“<user>:“ <user>: naaaaaawww happy birthday I love you and may you continue being as lovely as always . Hugs and kisses , hun . A million thanks . I love you so much .
preparando el rap de the división en el que va a flipar hasta <user> xd	Preparing the rap for the division where even <user> will be blown away xd
rt <user>: <user> esto fue demasiado pa mi body, los dancings antes del massa!	RT <user>: <user> this was too much for my body , the dancings before the massa !
lol luneas a viernes de 6-10 am happy sunday	lol Monday through Friday from 6-10 am happy Sunday
rt <user>: consigue gratis black ops 3 y star wars battlefront! cómo?? aquí:	RT <user>: Get black ops 3 and star wars battlefront for free ! How ? Here :
último fin de semana con el 70% off.. el mejor weekend para ir de shopping!	Last weekend with 70% off .. the best weekend to go shopping!
una de cuando estaba en el hotel de chile!  ️ buenas noches! hasta mañana zomber girls and boys!	one from when i was at the hotel in Chile! good night! see you tomorrow zombie girls and boys!
rocks ya. hotties <user> <user> best team ever! listas para mas!	"""Let's go! Hotties <user> <user> best team ever! Ready for more!"""
imagen modeling by la gatita registrate  305 261 2893 innovación es nuestra clave.	Imaging modeling by the kitty register 305 261 2893 innovation is our key.
rt <user>: si tu novia es sencilla, respetuosa, sex freak, fiel, graciosa, si sabe joder contigo y pueden janguear juntos como pan …	RT <user>: If your girlfriend is simple , respectful , sex freak , faithful , funny , if she knows how to fuck with you and you can hang out together like bread ...
rt <user>: miren, necesitan un hogar si no tienen hogar en una semana, los pondrán a dormir... rt to save a puppy   …	RT <user>: Look, they need a home or they'll be put to sleep in a week ... RT to save a puppy.
buenos dias chicos y chicas!!! ^^ desayuno y me voy directito a grabar el videoclip de breaking rap!! :d	Good morning guys and girls!!! ^^ Having breakfast and then I'm off to shoot the Breaking Rap video!! :d
fur hot trends for fall de moda esta temporada otoño/invierno2012	Fall fashion trends are hot this winter 2012.
va a merecer muchísimo la pena la espera para infamous ya veréis zombers!	It's going to be well worth the wait for Infamous , you'll see !
el wifi de este lugar va a pedales y pone que el vlog va a tardar 680 minutos en subirse... pero aunque sea tarde habrá vlog.	The wifi here is so slow , it says the vlog will take 680 minutes to upload ... but there will be a vlog , even if it's late .
te mereces lo mejor woman day  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes	You deserve the best woman , head office located at av . circunvalacion sur 723 y guayacanes .
rt <user>: ¡orgullo boricua! puerto rico's <user> wins the rising stars championship in singapore   …	RT <user>: Boricua pride! Puerto Rico's <user> wins the Rising Stars Championship in Singapore ...
yas babies, no hay melomore pero sí vídeo salseante en yellowmellow...	"""Yeah, babies, there's no melomore but there is a groovy video in yellowmellow..."""
“<user>: <user> by <user> guad y monica style by <user>  tu	“<user>: <user> in <user> Guad and Monica style <user>  you
“<user>: look del día <user>  ” falda y top.	“<user>: <user>'s outfit of the day ” skirt and top .
termino el año con un buen comienzo de mi colección de blu rays de disney/pixar	I end the year with a good start to my collection of Disney / Pixar Blu-rays.
ya casi 700.000 y pronto 1 millon! gracias! grandes!  far cry primal rap | kronno zomber & cyclo	It's almost 700.000 and soon 1 million ! Thank you so much ! You're the best ! Far Cry Primal rap | Kronno Zomber & Cyclo .
yo le había dado follow a <user> hace como treinta años. por qué carajos no estaba following her?	I had given <user> follow about thirty years ago . Why the hell wasn't I following her ?
blusa fucsia estampada con escote en la parte posterior, super fresca y chic!  blusa $22.00 contact: 0968807384	Fuchsia blouse with a scoop neck at the back , super fresh and stylish ! Blouse $ 22 . 00 Contact : 0968807384
“<user>: ready en el backstage de <user> gracias a mi <user>	“<user>: ready in the <user>'s backstage thanks to my <user>”
rt <user>: hoy se bebe!! shannans! long islands 2x7, vamos a bacilar! les traemos algo nuevo: jager pong! los esperamos!! http :/ …	Real-time <user>: tonight we drink! shannans! long islands 2x7, let's go! we have something new for you: jager pong! see you there!! http :/ ...
rt <user>: “<user>: so proud   ️  ” somos famosas en el nuevo dia	"RT <user>: ""We're famous on the new day"""
sed creativos, ma niggas...	Be creative , my niggas ...
<user> 1/2 entiendo su preocupación, con los planes more everything tiene más opciones. puedo ayudarle analizando su cuenta, ~ mv	<user> I understand your concern half way , with the more everything plans you have more options . I can help you by analyzing your account , ~ mv
<user> <user> ajajaja yo tambien voy a hechar de menos tus improvisaciones y tu beat box! pummmm piribiribiri pummm birirbi!!!	<user> <user> hahaha I'll also miss your improvisations and your beatboxing! pum pummm piribiribiri pum birirbi!!!
rt <user>: agghhh alguien que me acompañe a ver me before you	"Can someone please come with me to see ""Me Before You""?"
imagen modeling by la gatita se enorgullece en ser parte del gran estreno estrenando …	Image modeling by the kitty is proud to be part of the grand opening premiering...
no it's not a wrap yet no hemos terminado aun. …	No, we're not done yet.
rt <user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> happy friday bendiciones familia	Rt <user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> have a blessed Friday, y'all!
feriado time! ️️️ último weekend con el 70% off!!	Holiday time! 🌴🌞 Last weekend with 70% off!!
"""rt <user>: hoy en <user> <user> look de """"little mermaid""""  cc <user> <user>"""	"""Real talk <user>: today <user>'s <user> look is """"little mermaid"""" inspired . """
yo ponía statuses pal de cool en el 2012	I used to put status updates to seem cool in 2012
dale color a tu apartamento y tu playlist con un bose ® soundlink ® color bluetooth ® speaker.	Give your apartment and playlist some color with a Bose ® Soundlink ® Color Bluetooth ® speaker.
los domingos son para football. ve juegos locales en vivo con nfl mobile en verizon.	Sunday's are for football . Watch live local games on NFL Mobile with Verizon .
finalmente a casita, juntos pero no revueltos <user> nos vemos mañana. suerte con tu vuelo!  bye bye	Finally home, together but separate <user> see you tomorrow . Good luck with your flight ! Bye bye .
ahi sale con las candungas.. -pam jajajajajajaja i die	There she goes with the bullshit ... -pam lololololololololol i'm dead
a partir de ahora voy a crear un nuevo estilo en youtube! todas las miniaturas de mis gameplays vas a tener emojis del wasap! pa darles uso!	From now on I will create a new style on youtube ! All thumbnails of my gameplays will have whatsapp emojis ! To put them to use !
asi voy a salir en el rap play de batman arkham night!!	That's so cool! I'm gonna be on the rap play in Batman Arkham Night!!
iyo my frey no sa visto esa farta de ortografia, no lo corrijais todo macho... vamo a relajarno y a vivir! a vivir!!	I haven't seen that kind of orthography , don't correct it all mate ... Let's relax and live ! Live ! !
yo me llevaría a pales si the purge fuera cierto.	I would take out people if the purge was real.
<user>: best night ever esta  me rei tanto! wow jajajajaja	<user>: best night ever I laughed so hard! wow jajajajaja
“<user>: nos vemos en 15 besos <user> rt <user>: <user> <user> see you soon!!!! ” tendencias otoñó	“<user>: see you in 15 kisses <user> rt <user>: <user> <user> see you soon!!!! ” fall trends
“<user>: <user> linda noche! gracias <user> x tu ayuda  ” dress by <user>	"“<user>: <user> beautiful night ! thank you <user> for your help x"" dress by <user>"
rt <user>: happy birthday nati  espero que tengas lindo día, te lo mereces todo y un poquito más, i love u with all my heart  …	"""Real-time <user>: Happy birthday Nati I hope you have a beautiful day , you deserve it all and a little more , I love you with all my heart ..."""
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - consigue gratis black ops 3 y star wars battlefront con	I liked a video from <user> <user> ( - get free black ops 3 and star wars battlefront with
ya estás lista para la temporada? get your high waist bikini now! ️ …	Are you ready for the season? Get your high waist bikini now! ️
pal oktober fest con <user> woooho <user>	Off to Oktober Fest with <user> woooho <user>!
buenas noches zombers!!  ganitas de volver y sacar el mayor exito del mundo! youtubers life rap con <user>!!  ️  ️	Good night zombers!! Super keen for the biggest success in the world! youtubers life rap with <user>!! ️ ️
<user> <user> -ojazos -eras mi nena -mariii jaja -so many good times	<user> <user> -big eyes -they were my girl -mariii haha -so many good memories
zombers! somos top 10! en un dia en hhgroups!! si seguimos asi podemos llegar al top 1!	Zombers ! We're top 10 ! in one day on hhgroups !! If we keep going like this , we can make it to the top 1 !
blue moon collar  estos accesorios y más en nuestra tienda	"""Blue moon collar get these accessories and more at our store."""
rt <user>:  me puse gorro de baño y habia mucho sol . tan lines	Real-time <user> : I put on my swimming cap and the sun was out . Tan lines everywhere !
escribiendo assassins creed syndicate! se aproxima lluvia de rap plays!	Writing assassins creed syndicate! Rain of rap plays is approaching!
donde encontrar las ventajas! | zombies 2.0 | call of dudy black ops:  vía <user>	where to find the perks! | zombies 2.0 | call of duty black ops:  via <user>
espero que selena venga a pr en el revival tour solo para admirar cuando bella es	I hope Selena comes to PR on the Revival Tour just to admire how beautiful it is.
me disponía ahora mismo a editar el vlog y resulta que me he dejado la cámara jajajaja... la recupero mañana, así que hoy no vlog... sorry	I was just about to edit the vlog and it turns out I left the camera at home hahaha... I'll retrieve it tomorrow so no vlog today, sorry!
“<user>: unos retoques para chiqui_delgado en la última gala de  ” bellas las 2 besos great job millie	“<user>: some touch ups for chiqui_delgado at the last gala ” both look beautiful kisses great job millie
super normal, ver dos pickups drag racing por el mismo medio de un campo de golf	super normal, seeing two pickup trucks drag racing down the middle of a golf course
imagen modeling by la gatita clases de etiqueta.	Image modeling by the kitty cat etiquette classes.
rt <user>: live on: ¡<user> les contesta a sus fans!	RT <user>: Live on: <user> answers fan questions!
este dorm tiene dos puertas so nunca me soy cuenta cuando las roommates entran jajajajaj	This room has two doors so I never know when my roommates come in lol
amando hot 102, pusieron kygo, lana del rey y the weeknd corridos	Loving hot 102, they played Kygo, Lana Del Rey and The Weeknd back to back.
wao lok esa pic te quedo chistosa cc	wao that pic turned out funny cc
<user> jajajajaj she really thinks ima forget jajajaja graciass	<user> hahahahaha she really thinks I'm gonna forget hahaha thanks
to this great team of judges. fashion stylist de este super equipo de …	to this great team of judges. fashion stylist of this super team of ...
en el este weekend con el driver <user> y la talentosísima <user>.	This weekend with the driver <user> and the incredibly talented <user>.
comienza tu warm up. mira en univisión.	Start your warm up . Watch Univision .
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new solar 106.7 fm
rt <user>: stop everything: a real, actual reunion is happening!	RT <user>: Stop everything! A real , actual reunification is happening !
no. bye. forever. el es un papi.	no. bye. forever. he's a daddy .
un mini spoiler de ac syndicate!  y con este curro me voy a dormir ya! buenas noches zombers!  ️	A mini spoiler from AC Syndicate! And with this job done , I'm off to sleep ! Good night zombies ! ❤️
i love u  i love u 2. accesorio: collar largo $10.00	I love you too. Accessory: long necklace $10.00
atención! te interesa conocer las instalaciones y cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita... este …	Attention! Are you interested in learning about the facilities and courses at Image Modeling by La Gatita...
rt <user>: cinco de i want to pass my finals	RT <user>: cinco de I want to pass my finals
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cod black ops 3 epic rap | zarcort | cyclo | kronno |	I've enjoyed a <user>'s video on <user> ( - cod black ops 3 epic rap | zarcort | cyclo | kronno |
mi hermanito se tumba un icee cada vez que va a walgreens	My little brother gets an icee every time he goes to walgreens.
si la pastilla dice tomatela con comida... do it jaja me siento rara cc	If the pill says take with food ... do it haha I feel weird cc
rt <user>: by <user> via repostwhiz app: feliz navidad!!!!! mezclas 7:50 8:50 …	Real-time <user>: by <user> via repostwhiz app: Merry Christmas!!!!! Mixes 7:50 8:50 ...
estoy trabajando en un rap original basado en braking bad, pero habla de mi rap y se va ha llamar breaking rap!! os va a gustar!!	I'm working on an original rap based on Breaking Bad , but it's about my rap and it's gonna be called Breaking Rap ! You're gonna love it !
rt <user>: look de hoy <user> todo se lo debo a mis styling  las amo <user> <user> http :/ …	RT <user>: today's look <user> owe it all to my styling , I love them <user> <user> http :/ ...
rt <user>: algo que no sea get wicked el sabado?	Is there anything else we can do besides getting wicked on Saturday , <user> ?
rt <user>: todos los sentimientos de <user> en este rap-playescuchenlo rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zombe …:  …	Real-time <user>: all the feels of <user> in this rap play . Listen to it rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zombe ...: ...
<user> soy mas cotizada, cobro mas ahora! top stylist alist only	<user> I'm more in demand , I charge more now ! top stylist on the list only
animal print, la estampa eternamente elegida por la mujeres. se renueva temporada a temporada, en todo …	Animal print , the pattern eternally chosen by women , is renewed season after season , in all its forms and shapes .
"""rt <user>: el """"ok"""" me quita las ganas de to"""	"""RT <user>: the 'ok' takes away the desire for everything"""
haha <user> cuando quieras un 1 vs 1 sin camiseta al billar virtual... por cierto buenos dardos! haha!	haha <user> whenever you want a shirtless 1 vs 1 at virtual pool ... by the way nice darts! haha!
okey leeeeeets go! ¿cuantas ganas hay de nuevo rap con <user>? ahora lo comprobaremos! 300rt y 1000  y publico!	Okey leeeeeets go! How about some new rap with <user> ? Let's find out! 300RTs and 1000 likes and we'll drop it!
epic rap próximamente... ya sabes cual es no? pues eso kronno zomber.	epic rap coming soon ... you know which one it is right ? it's kronno zomber .
pues no estoy jugando al rocket league con zarcort y hemos acabado llorando de la risa?... xd buenas noches zombers!	Well , I'm not playing rocket league with Zarcort and we've ended up laughing our asses off ... xd good night zombers !
con <user> mi spirit animal :d jajajaj	with <user> my spirit animal :d lol
el vlog de hoy, pequeños futuros proyectos: no es por crear hype, pero	Today's vlog, small future projects: it's not to create hype , but
se parte de la historia en el <user> slam party latino	be part of the history at the <user> latino slam party
la zipblock con una t-shirt grande de papi me hiso el dia	The zipblock with Papi's oversized t-shirt made my day .
feliz sábado!!! a trabajar en imagen modeling by la gatita	Happy Saturday!!! Off to work at Image Modeling with the kitty.
pichaera ahora entro a la 1, double fakkk	Now entering the pussy at 1am, double fuck.
rt <user>: follow the blue brick road to the ultimate puerto rican festival, fiestas de la calle san sebastián jan 14-17, 2016  htt …	Follow the blue brick road to the ultimate Puerto Rican festival , Fiesta de San Sebastián January 14th - 17th , 2016 .
feliz navidad a todos desde <user> en south dade <user> aqui hasta las 4pm con santa @ …	Merry Christmas everyone from <user> in South Dade <user> here until 4pm with Santa @ ...
la paz se lleva en el alma. blusa doble capa fucsia collar big leave plata	Peace is carried in the soul. Double-layered fuschia blouse with a big silver leaf necklace.
desde 5:30 en vivo feliz hump day!!!!	Live from 5 : 30 , happy hump day!!!!
bright light, big city she dreams of love  gypsy summer  blusa amarrada pant	Bright light, big city she dreams of amor gipsy summer, shirt tied up at the waist.
tengo muchísima curiosidad por ver la nueva de cazafantasmas!! hype over 9000	I'm super curious to see the new Ghostbusters movie!! Hype level over 9000!
regresando a miami de ny  directa a pruebas de vestuario y mañana todo en <user> redcarpet y show time	Heading back to Miami from NY , straight to wardrobe fittings and tomorrow it's all about the <user> red carpet and showtime .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ que tengan un súper fin de semana /. vestido …	<user> with repostapp. ... Have a super freaking weekend /. Dressed ...
freshman 15 empiezan hoy?? holy yezus the food here:')	Are the freshman 15 starting today ?? Holy hell yes , the food here is amazing !')
rt <user>: este jueves es el party del semaforo en <user> shots gratis cada vez que prendan del semaforo! nenas entran gratis ha …	Real-time <user>: This Thursday is the semaforo party at <user> 's . Free shots every time the semaforo turns green ! Girls get in free ha...
<user>: <user> yayyyy estoy moti ya jajajajaja wut wut! :d	<user>: <user> I'm so hype lol ! What ! :d
lista antes de salir a la alfombra roja de los <user> q tal <user> we did it!	Ready before stepping out on the red carpet for the <user> how about <user> we did it!
no brava for me	Not angry for me.
rt <user>: el eye contact es otra cosa.	Real talk , <user> : The eye contact is another thing .
rt <user>: ¡sorteamos black ops 3 y battlefront! y follow a <user> y <user>  ¡buena suerte!	RT <user>: We're giving away Black Ops 3 and Battlefront ! Follow <user> and <user> ! Good luck !
concierto y quedada kronno zomber, nery godoy y dj fred  vía <user>	Kronno Zomber , Nery Godoy and DJ Fred concert via <user> .
rt <user>: me encanta ver jugar a <user> al rocket league jajaja	Real-time <user>: I love watching <user> play rocket league haha
a ver zombers estoy despierto porque estaba editando el banner de mi twittah :d ajaja que por cierto ¿que os parece? ¿os gusta? xd	Let's see, zombies, I'm awake because I was editing the banner for my tweet :d haha, by the way what do you think of it? Do you like it? xd
yo creo que los músculos de <user> son fake! esos brazos están pegaos! viva el photoshop!	I think <user>'s muscles are fake ! Those arms are glued on ! Long live photoshop !
svu va por season 17!!!!! ok ok	Law & Order: SVU is on season 17!!!!!, ok ok
burgers or carne asada? seahawks or patriots?? make your pick:	Burgers or beef roast? Seahawks or Patriots?? Make your choice:
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - kronno zomber es illuminati).	I have enjoyed a video from <user> ( Kronno Zomber is a member of the Illuminati ).
rt <user>: senior year va a acabar con mi vida	RT <user>: senior year is gonna destroy my life
ready para el zol beach house	Ready for the beach house
rt <user>: “<user>:  high five a este campeón que escribió esto.  ”  ️	RT <user>: “<user>: high five this champion who wrote this . ️”
<user> algarete!! veia a hunt working y gritando que le trajerana las cosas jajajjaja	<user> you're such a goofball !! i saw u working and yelling that someone should bring u stuff jajjaja
<user> mi alter ego... jajajajaja ughh i feel like you arent gonna let this one go	<user> my alter ego... jajajajaja ughh i feel like you won't let this one go
q le dieron a los <user> everybody else rocks! <user>	They gave the <user> a everybody else is cool award! <user>
oma oma omaigah!! <user> digimon es mejor...	Oh my god!! <user> Digimon is so much better...
spoilers y mas spoilers pero se que me queréis! ^^ :p	Spoilers and more spoilers but you guys love me anyways! ^^ :p
rt <user>: ¡arriba puerto rico! <user> gana en 400m con vallas el sainsbury's glasgow grand prix de la liga diamante …	RT <user>: Up Puerto Rico! <user> wins the 400m hurdles at the Sainsbury's Glasgow Grand Prix of the Diamond League ...
haciendo mesas a lo old school con <user> pero d dylanso candy, maxim y otras cositas!!!	Making tables the old school way with <user> but with dylanso candy , maxim and other little treats !!!
ya en el studio.... el nuevo zol 106.7. 305-550-9106 good morning...	Now in the studio ... the new Zol 106 . 7 . 305-550-9106 Good morning ...
game over. gracias por jugar basket blitz, stay tuned for our next	Game over . Thank you for playing Basket Blitz , tune in for our next...
este hombre por el que tanto preguntáis es mi padre el rapero chungo!  y protagonista del rap de the division!	This man you keep asking about is my dad the wack rapper! And the protagonist of the Division rap!
queridos prepas, may the odds be ever in our favor.	Beloved juniors , may the odds be ever in our favor .
<user> está bueno pero quiero algo más sencillo. otro tumbler tengo que custumize it y que se yo	<user> It's good but I want something more simple . I have another tumbler that I need to custumize it and stuff .
menuda maraton de videos <user>!! como se nota que tienes el flow del zomber! xp	What a video marathon, <user> !! You can tell you've got the zombie flow! xp
rt <user>: best gift ever! las amo!	RT <user>: best gift ever! I love them so much!
<user> <user> -presiii -sassy de vez en cuando jaja -te llevo full, nena	<user> <user> -so fancy sometimes haha -I'll treat you, girl
trainers nutrition center in da house. westland mall todos los domingos de …	Trainer's Nutrition Center in the house . At Westland Mall every Sunday ...
found simplemente by chayanne with. relax de camino al work con <user>	Found Simply by Chayanne while. Relaxing on my way to work with <user>
rt <user>: casa de abuela starter pack	RT <user>: grandma's house starter pack
be georgeous is a must this week! vestido 29.90 tallas s • m • l collar & aretes 14.90 tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	"""Be georgeous"" is a must this week! Dresses at 29.90 in sizes S • M • L. Necklace & earrings 14.90. Place your orders at 096.880.7384."
eres soltera? guapa y coqueta? quieres estar en el zol beach house en el clevlander? podrías estar …	Are you single ? Pretty and flirty ? Want to be in the zol beach house in the clevlander ? You could be …
sunday funday!!! open today hoy abrimos 11:00 a 17:00	Sunday fun day! Open today from 11:00 to 5:00pm.
friday friday friday  blusa $15.00 collar $11.90  ️ tus pedidos al 096.880.7384	Friday Friday Friday shirt $15.00 necklace $11.90 ️ place your orders at 096.880.7384
“<user>: happy birthday to the gorgeous and talented <user>! mi amiga.. sending love to you from west coast baby! xx  ️️  ️️ ” love u	“<user>: happy birthday to the gorgeous and talented <user>! my friend .. sending love to you from the west coast baby! xx ️️  ️️ ” love u
ya tenéis toda la historia completa del domingo de snupchut. user: yellowmellowmeh.	You now have the whole story from Sunday on snapchat . user: yellowmellowmeh .
hey ami, te llego el mail verdad de mk? lo envie ayer para el articulo nuevo. sigue disfrutando de mx city. <user>	Hey ami, you did get the email right from MK? I sent it yesterday for the new article . Keep enjoying Mx city . <user>
<user> 1/2 nuestros planes more everything ofrecen minutos y textos sin limite. ¡usted tiene el control!  ~ mh	<user> 1/2 of our plans offer unlimited minutes and texts . You're in control ! ~ mh
madre mía si es que soy clavado al joker xd debería ser el nuevo joker xd...	My god , I 'm so similar to the Joker xd I should be the new Joker xd ...
rt <user>: follow the blue brick road to the ultimate puerto rican festival fiestas de la calle san sebastián jan 16-19 htt …	RT <user>: follow the blue brick road to the ultimate Puerto Rican Festival San Sebastian Street Party Jan 16-19 http ...
de tin marín, de do pingüé... never mind, let's not leave coverage to chance:	de tin marín, de do pingüé ... never mind, let's not leave it up to fate or chance to meet up :
<user> nene tú no has superado el blackpresi y ya van 3 años	<user> you haven't gotten over the blackpresi yet it's been 3 years
.. wood mood.. cadenitas y pulseritas	.. good mood .. little chains and bracelets
pizza d guaguita!!!!! despues d 5 gasolinas estamos relax!!!! sorry a todos los q estan doblando ropa...	Pizza from the bodega!!!! After five stops for gas we're finally relaxed!!!! Sorry to everyone who's folding clothes...
poco a poco subiendo mi gpa, aplicándome de verdad a la uni y mis clases... pues ya me gradúo con honores	Slowly raising my GPA , actually applying myself at uni and my classes ... well , I 'm graduating with honors now .
otro sábado productivo en imagen modeling by la gatita con nuestro grupo kids..  …	Another productive Saturday at Imagen Modeling with our kids group..
“<user>: para mis amigas y colegas stylist un feliz dia de la mujer <user> <user> <user> <user> ” xoxo	“<user>: Happy International Women's Day to my girlfriends and colleagues stylists <user> <user> <user> <user>” xoxo
por que lo más importante es la seguridad y confianza en ti misma. imagen modeling by la …	Why is it important to feel secure and confident in yourself . Imaging modelling by la ...
inspirate hoy y escoge el mejor outfit para comenzar la semana llena de el mejor feeling!	Get inspired today and pick the best outfit to start the week off with the best vibes!
on point <user> look de alfombra de premios lo nuestro <user> …	"""On point <user> red carpet look at the lo nuestro awards <user> ..."""
si un nene se tira a mil he's the man but si una nena lo hace ya es puta? um go fuck yourself.	If a guy sleeps around he's the man but if a girl does it she's a slut ? Um go fuck yourself.
<user> fallo respiratorio o alzheimer jajajajajajaj can happen	<user> respiratory failure or Alzheimer's hahahaha can happen
rt <user>: mujeres en regla be like:	RT <user>: Women during their period be like:
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - meghan trainor - no [cryptic wisdom remix] (prod. by	"I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> (""Meghan Trainor - No [Cryptic Wisdom Remix] (Prod. by"
i just used shazam to discover kiliki taka ti by toño rosario. recordando y comenzando el fin de semana de party	I just used shazam to discover Kiliki Taka Ti by Toño Rosario . Remembering and starting the weekend of parties .
primera vez en la historia que tras un par de horas superamos los 100k! far cry primal | kronno & cyclo  vía <user>	First time in history we hit 100k in just a few hours ! far cry primal | kronno & cyclo via <user>
"""by <user> """"el look del día <user>"""" via photorepost_app …"""	"""by <user> 'the look of the day <user>' via photorepost_app ..."""
las amo! imagen modeling by la gatita	I love them! Modeling shot by the kitty.
enamórate de esta oferta bogo y compra un celular para ti y tu amor en valentine ’s day.	Fall in love with this offer and get a cell phone for you and your love for Valentine's Day.
amores, por cosas de la vida, hoy no hay vlog en melomore, pero mañana se avecina uno curioso con cambio de look incluido...	Loves , due to life's circumstances , there will be no vlog in Melomore today , but tomorrow a curious one is approaching with a makeovers included ...
no se si ver me before you o los ninja turtles de verdad	I don't know whether to watch me before you or the ninja turtles for real.
ya está lista parte de la canción de the division, necesito rts y favs para animar a <user>! :d	Is the song snippet ready? We need retweets and favorites to cheer on <user>! :D
mañana me visto de yal para spirit week	Tomorrow I'm dressing up in yellow for spirit week.
no ha colado lo del audio -. - pero da igual porque somos numero en premios vlogger!!! y todo es gracias a vosotros ^^ i  ️ my zombers!	It didn't work out with the audio -. - but it doesn't matter because we're number one in vlogger awards!!! And that's all because of you ^^ I ️ my zombers!
<user> happy birthday, huuuun, tarde, pero seguro	<user> Happy birthday, bro, late but sure.
quiero una canción nueva con <user>!! ^^ este tío es un crack! el es quien hace el estribillo de black ops 3 zombies! apoyadle! :d	I want a new song with <user> ! ^^ this guy's a crack! He makes the chorus of Black Ops 3 Zombies ! Support him ! :d
happy monday, week of a correr!!!!!!	Happy Monday, week of non-stop running around!
<user> what?? call me 305-550-9595 la gatita zol 95 call me	<user> what ?? call me 305-550-9595 call me little kitty 95
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones  para informacion.	New courses at Imagen Modeling by la gatita . Sign up for details .
<user> quiero que seas mi partner en el algun juego! you is a natural at beer pong...	<user> I want you to be my partner in any game ! You're a natural at beer pong...
este break de 8:30 a 10 es tan annoying	This 8:30 to 10 break is so annoying.
curso para jóvenes de 13 años en adelante imagen modeling by la …	Image modeling course for teens 13 and up by La ...
team la gatita y el zol 106.7 fm junto con bud light	Team La Gatita and El Zol 106 . 7 FM together with Bud Light .
always my pleasure to be your stylist <user> <user> como siempre gracias super fashionable	It's always my pleasure to be your stylist <user> <user> as always thank you so much super fashionable
yo: babe, quiero ir a un party de halloween... martin: a un party de halloween en mi cama sera... ok ok	Me: babe, I want to go to a Halloween party... Martin: A Halloween party in my bed it is... okay okay.
quisiera ser par t-t ime bar tender	I wish I could be part-time bartender.
“<user>: feliz cumpleaños <user> we're getting old... ” mmm not my friend, but someone else yes!!!!	“<user>: happy birthday <user> we're getting old... ” mmm not my friend, but someone else yes!!!!
<user> <user> si quiero helado de cookie dough es porque no tengo brutsss	<user> <user> if i want cookie dough ice cream it's because i have no money brutsss
"""by <user> """"ñas <user> sujeylee <user>"""" via photorepost_app …"""	"""by <user> """"Ñañitas <user> sujeylee <user>"""" via photorepost_app …"""
person of the year <user> <user> muy fashion y elegante para la cena! n	Person of the year <user> <user> very fashionable and elegant for the dinner ! n
muy bueno bro! <user> quiero ver eso en el top!!  ️️ respect!	very good bro! <user> i want to see that on the top !! 🌟 respect !
este reff esta... wow;)	This reff is... wow;).
lol nunca he ido a un jazz	lol I've never been to a jazz club
últimos días de buena vida con omar ️ @ ocean park beach	Last days of good life with Omar ️ @ Ocean Park Beach.
<user> super baby u tq amiga de verdad! muak	<user> super baby i love you so much , my real friend ! muak
rt <user>: <user> jajjajaj los tips para conquistar a una mujer.... ser kronno,,,,,, omg lo hare jajajaja xd  …	RT <user>: <user> hahahah the tips to conquer a woman ... be kronno ,,,, omg I will do it haha xd ...
vamos a darle uso a los emoticonos marginados! aqui teneis new york!  que os parece? xd un gran tweet no?	Let's give some love to the neglected emojis! Here's New York! How's that? xd What a great tweet, no?
happy friday familia!!! 17 ave nw 7 calle	Happy Friday family !!! 17th Avenue and 7th Street
yo creo que antes de dormir nos podemos despedir con este hashtag! buenas noches zombers!!	I think we should sign off with this hashtag before we go to sleep ! Good night zombers !!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - sombras de mordor epic rap | zarcort).	I liked a video from <user> (— shadows of Mordor epic rap | Zarcort).
"""mi """"ballroom"""" esta súper!!! """"great job"""" wooohooo!!!:)"""	"My ""ballroom"" is super awesome!!! ""Great job"" wooohoooo!!! :)"
familia good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	family good morning the new sol 106.7 fm
<user> jajajaja no se que esta pasando pero te recomiendo que apuntes el email y el password en tus notes	<user> hahaha I don't know what's going on but I recommend you write down the email and password in your notes
cosiendo mi nueva capucha de assassins creed syndicate! para que no se diga del trabajo ^^	Sewing my new Assassins Creed Syndicate hoody! So no one can talk about the work ethic ^^
<user> <user> -super nice -cutie -jose jaja	<user> <user> -super guapo -cutie -José jaja
rt <user>: me espera un hell week bien buena gente... que manera de culminar las vacaciones	RT <user>: got a hell of a good week ahead people ... what a way to end the holiday
<user> ¡hola, jorge! el droid turbo es exclusivo solo con verizon wireless, y solo ofrecemos servicio en estados unidos. ~ mh	<user> Hi, Jorge! The Droid Turbo is exclusive to Verizon Wireless and we only offer service within the US . ~ mh
rt <user>: necesito un masaje fullll bodyyy	RT <user>: I need a full-body massage
un a <user> super amiga y talentosa persona en lo que hace! she rocks y todos los bellos looks de pelo <user> n more	A <user> super talented friend and amazing at what she does ! She rocks and all the gorgeous hairstyles <user> does them !
rt <user>: fuck ya ex fuck ya next fuck the rest i'm the best	rt <user>: fuck your ex fuck the next fuck the rest i'm the beset
super look de anoche para mini concierto en el juego de los sparks staples center usando shoes	super dope look from last night's mini concert at the sparks game at the staples center rocking these shoes
somos dioses los prácticamente! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	We're practically gods! | lucky island | minecraft: via <user>
no hace falta mostrar mucho para sentirte sexy  vine crochet blouse	"""You don't have to show much to feel sexy, just wear this vine crochet blouse."""
zombers mañana video de assassins creed!!! y el lunes si puedo otro rap mas:)	Tomorrow zombie video of assassins creed !!! And next week if I can another rap more:)
<user> ¡gracias por su interés! la velocidad de nuestra red lte es 5-12 mbps, la más veloz de todo el país.  ~ mh	<user> Thanks for your interest ! Our LTE network speed is 5-12 Mbps , the fastest in the whole country ~ mh
love my students imagen modeling by la gatita	Love my students they're the best! Look at this little model kitty.
check out this october promo  we are on sale! 40%off aprovecha esta promo de octubre todo con el 40% de descuento	Check out this October promotion! We have everything on sale with a 40% discount.
<user>: dicen que el arquero de holanda ya pasó 30 niveles de candy crush en lo que va del partido. jajajaj	<user>: they say the dutch goalkeeper has passed thirty levels of candy crush so far this game . ha ha ha
“<user>: gracias a mi estilista bella <user> she just purchased mi nuevo simgle  ”	“<user>: thanks to my beautiful stylist <user> she just purchased my new simgle ”
buahh! vais a flipar con el rap de la civil war! rock/rapplay??  confirmado rockrapplay!!	"""You'll be blown away by the rap of the Civil War! Rock/Rap play ?? Confirmed rock rap play !!"""
country blouse  para un día relajado queremos un outfit relajado... blusa $19.80 pedidos 096.880.7384	Country blouse for a relaxed day ... we want a chill outfit . Blouse $ 19 . 80 . Order at 096 - 880 - 7384
alfiiiiiiin sali del senior projecttttt	Finally got out of the senior project .
rt <user>: yo quiero las jimmy choo:)) rt <user> starting the day! comensando el dia... <user> htt...	RT <user>: I want the Jimmy Choos :)) RT <user> Starting the day ! Beginning of the day ... <user> ...
me veo tan fkn alta en las fotos de softball	I look so fkn tall in the softball photos
“<user>:“ <user>: sujeylee and  ” /// faltamos la <user> y yo!!! ” obvio love	"""<user>: “<user>: sujeylee and ” /// <user> and I are missing!!! ” of course love"""
elegante y clasico con su traje tuxedo dsquared <user> <user> <user> stylist <user>	Elegant and classic in his dsquared tuxedo suit <user> <user> <user> stylist <user>
<user> nena termina finales ya btw gracias por tener el group en mute	<user> girl finish finals already btw thanks for keeping the group on mute
jugando a the division con mi chica gamer :p <user>	Playing The Division with my gamer girl :p <user>
el vlog de hoy, pequeños vlogs censurados: censura y nueva oficina?!	The blog today, little censored vlogs: censorship and new office?!
rap de zombies para el canal!!! y como no con mi brothaso <user>!! ^^ rt y fav a full y lo subimos chic <user>!	Zombie rap for the channel !!! And of course with my brother <user> !! ^^ rt and fav to the max and we'll upload it chic <user> !
s c r u b i n, camila	Scrubbing, Camila.
buenos días ya está hoy es el día. aquí tenéis phantom limb:	Good morning everyone , today's the day ! Here's Phantom Limb .
que mi tía tenga una farmacia is kinda cool	That my aunt has a pharmacy is kinda cool.
imagen modeling by la gatita también une fuerzas …	Imaging modeling by the kitty also joins forces ...
el vlog de hoy: fiesta de halloween	The Halloween party vlog is up today!
rt <user>: anhelo el día en que superen star wars	RT <user>: I yearn for the day they surpass Star Wars.
"""rt <user>: cuando le escribes un text a alguien y te contestan con un simple """"ok"""" """"si"""" """"no"""" ó """"jaja"""". mi yo interno se hierve de encojon …"""	"""RT <user>: When you write a text to someone and they reply with a simple 'OK', 'Yeah', 'No' or 'LOL'. My inner self boils with rage …"""
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ ya esta disponible nuestra nueva canción en itunes …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ our new song is already available on iTunes ...
ajajaj <user> no pongas ojitos... acepta la derrota, dile a tus fans que ya te he ganao en un 1 vs 1...  thug life	hahaha <user> don't give me those eyes ... accept defeat , tell your fans I've beaten you in a 1 vs 1 ... thug life
"""quedan 3 canciones para completar el album de """"yo soy un rap player"""", los afortunados son infamous, the last of us y god of war!  ️ z4e  ️"""	"There are three songs left to complete the ""I am a rap player"" album , the lucky ones are Infamous , The Last of Us and God of War ! 🧡 z4e 🧡"
tenía que sacar más de 85% en el final para quedarme con mi a en física and i did	I had to score above 85% on the final exam to keep my A in physics and I did!
<user> en verdad que si jajajajaja hoy es uno de sus good days	<user> It's really true , haha today's one of his good days .
tempranito en la sesión de fotos de mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos y …	Early in the photo shoot of my students at Imagen Modeling by the kitty . New courses and ...
hoy el ice tub esta mas frio... ahhhh me meo	Today the ice tub is colder ... ahhhh I'm peeing myself
que se vaya la luz mientras te estas bañando, estar home alone y no tener el celular ni un flashlight cerca	that the power goes out while you're showering , being home alone and not having your cell phone nor a flashlight nearby
batman arkham night epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Batman Arkham Night epic rap - Kronno Zomber (official video clip): via <user>
one man show.... me muero:')	one man show ... I die:')
<user>: <user> bellas!! las extraño i loveee youu:)	<user>: <user> beautiful ladies !! i miss you i loveee youu:)
mami jodiendome porque de vegetaliana solo dure dos dias... bacon is my weakness	Mom's giving me a hard time because I only lasted two days as a vegetarian ... bacon is my weakness
permiso si los chichos se te salen, no puedes usar el crop top.	Permission to wear the crop top is revoked if your boobs are too big .
“<user>: hay que celebrar la vida! y hoy celebro la de <user>!!! happy bday! love u amiga! ”  gracias tan linda mi silvis!	"“<user>: We must celebrate life! And today I'm celebrating <user>'s!!! Happy birthday! Love you my friend!"" Thanks so sweet my silvis!"
<user> yeahhhhh next one vienes conmigo!!!	<user> yeahhhhh next one you're coming with me!!!
clases en escuela superior? good times	High school classes ? good times
"""<user>: if you don't care for me, i don't care for you... punto y se acabo """"palabras de la wise <user>"""" yo te amo yolita!"""	"<user>: if you don't care about me , me no care about you ... period . end of discussion ""words of the wise <user>"" I love you yolita !"
buenas noticias zombers tras 20 horas de renderizado, el tema de zomber girl ya está listo! ^^	Good news zombers after 20 hours of rendering , the zombergirl theme is ready ! ^^
found lobo domesticado by hector tricoche with. <user>	Found tamed wolf by Héctor Tricoche with. <user>
goog night!!  buenas noches zombers! hasta mañana!  que descanseis!	Good night!! Have a good rest, you zombies! See you tomorrow! May you all have a great rest!
good morning rise and shine! beautiful day for a photoshoot on location! buenos dias, un dia hermoso para fotos en exteriores con <user>	Good morning rise and shine! Beautiful day for a photoshoot on location! Good day for outdoor photos with <user>
asi me tienen con el tema de los prom dates....	That has got me so confused with the whole prom dates thing...
quitando la timidez y creando niñas seguras de si mismas... imagen modeling by la gatita una de mis …	Breaking out of shyness and building confident young ladies ... image modeling by La Gatita one of my ...
a tus niñas les gusta el modelaje? imagen modeling. by la gatita.  regístralas …	Do your girls enjoy modeling ? Image Modeling . Sign them up at ...
me he despertado pronto al ver que el video de zomber girl me da un error y esta noche no se ha podido renderizar... quiero suisidarme!!	I woke up early to see that the Zomber Girl video is giving me an error and it hasn't been able to render tonight... I want to commit suiside!!
happy bday te queremos <user> <user>	Happy bday we love you <user> <user>
zombers os gustaría que subiese el unboxing de mi neverita del black ops 3 al canal? :d	Would you guys like me to upload the unboxing of my Black Ops 3 cooler to the channel ? :d
<user> nop honey estoy contigo en esa... i dont know how to start so im brain dead..	<user> nope honey i'm with you on that... i have no idea where to begin so i'm mentally exhausted ..
the wedding date me mata	The wedding date is killing me.
ya le podemos dar done a otro item de nuestra lista <user>!!! todo llega en el momento adecuado!	We can finally mark another item off our list <user>!!! Everything comes at the right time!
<user>: no se que hare para mis finales... good times	<user>: I have no idea what I'll do for my finals ... good times
no hay manera! | quake craft | minecraft:  vía <user>	no way! | quake craft | minecraft:  via <user>
a tus niñas les gusta el modelaje imagen modeling by la gatita. educación integral. regístralas en …	To your girls like modeling imagen modeling by the gatita . Holistic education . Enroll them in ...
<user> yeah!! estuvo super baby! t amo	<user> yeah!! it was super baby ! i love you !
<user> como va ir vestido feo? es un suit.. you cant go wrong	<user> How could he go wrong dressed up? It's a suit .. you can't go wrong.
<user> esta bien cabrón. pero gracias cookie  mira una salidita <user> y tu y los boyz no vendria mal!!	<user> it's super hard . but thank you cookie , a little outing <user> you and the boyz wouldn't be bad !!
algunas de las estudiantes de kids model imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos …	Some of the students from Kids Model Image Modeling by the little kitten . New courses ...
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevo open house este jueves 14 de enero. registraciones en …	Imaging modeling by the kitty new open house this Thursday , January 14th . Sign ups at ...
"""poco se habla de la gente que no se cambia el estado de whatsapp y sigue teniendo el """"hey there! i am using whatsapp."""""""	"Not much is talked about the people who don't change their whatsapp status and still have the ""Hey there ! I am using Whatsapp"" one ."
buenos días ya con café para comenzar el día! good morning with my coffee ready to start the day!	Good morning, already with my coffee to start the day!
“<user>: <user>, feliz cumple mi querida angie! sabes que se te quiere mucho! pásala de pelos besos desde méxicocity! ️ ” love u	“<user>: <user> , happy birthday my dear angie ! You know we all love you so much ! Have a fantastic celebration , kisses from Mexico City ! 🌟️ ” Love u .
pero que bella, thank you adri	but she's so beautiful , thank you adri
mi meta de aquí a semana santa es tener set mi mortal, flip flap y hand stand. decretado.	My goal is to have my mortal , flip flap and hand stand by Easter . It's settled .
<user> <user> jajajajajaa pendeja no le creas, thats bullshit	<user> <user> haha don't believe her , that's bullshit .
it's like i got this music in my mind, saying it's gonna be alright!!  gypsy summer  blusa amarrada de puntos	"It's like I've got this song in my mind, saying it's gonna be ""todo va a estar bien"" ! Gypsy summer , spotted tied blouse ."
five more options for you! cuál es outfit favorito?	Five more options for you! What's your favourite outfit?
<user> bitch please, sabes que no	<user> Bitch please, you know I don't
quienes van igual que yo?? lol nomadic40 susanlee40 by ugglytruth	Who's going the same way as me ?? lol nomadic40 susanlee40 by ugglytruth
yo sería tremendo prom date.	I would make an amazing prom date.
khloe kardashian está tan cabrona  o sea la amo. she's goals.	Khloe Kardashian is so badass . I mean I love her . She's goals .
* new shorts de la nueva colección urban vibes. lugar: edificio las cámaras. feria …	* New shorts from the new urban vibes collection . Location: The Cameras building . Fair .
emi, ahora es que viene lo bueno, cuando te enchules vas a ver eeeeeeste, thanks, but no thanks	"""Now the good stuff starts , my friend , when you see eeeeeeste , thanks , but no thanks"""
<user> siempre sabe lo mio... she sees right through me -. -	<user> always knows my shit ... she sees right through me -. -
<user> jajajaja i am so broke mano	<user> lol i'm so broke bro
<user> <user> <user> <user> now you see me 2 cumplió con absolutamente todas mis expectativas. está bien bellaca.	<user> <user> <user> <user> now you see me 2 met absolutely all my expectations . It was so freaking awesome !
<user> <user> love youu girls!! que la pasen bienn! me traen dulces	<user> <user> love youu girls !! have a great time ! bring me sweets
<user> omg esta era nuestra vidaaaa  i miss this too!	<user> omg this was our lifeeee I miss this so much!
activados levántate good morning familia.	Turned on, rise and shine, good morning family.
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> excelente bella! love it	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> excellent beautiful! love it
<user> ella es mi girl crushhh!	<user> She's my girl crushhh!
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty new courses registrations open .
unico downside de ir en road trips es que se te duermen las nalgas	The only downside of going on road trips is that your butt goes numb.
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ hoy ven a disfrutar del grupo <user>  & …	<user> with repostapp. .. come enjoy the group <user> & ...
besties always together !!! ven junto a tu mejor amiga y reciben el 20% de descuento!!!	Besties always together !!! Come with your best friend and receive 20% off !!!
yo necesito un happy pill ahora mismo jajajaja	I need a happy pill right now, hahaha.
<user> jajajajajja hey la fotografa trato... just saying	<user> hahahahaha just saying , the photographer tried ... just saying
full freaking body en el gym cabrones.	Full freaking body at the gym , motherfuckers .
por que las niñas, deben verse como niñas... imagen modeling by la gatita registra a tus niñas …	Why should girls look like girls... Image Modeling by the little kitty, register your girls...
hasta le di follow a una cuenta de daily excercise a ver si de alguna manera me motivo	I even gave a follow to a daily exercise account to see if somehow it motivates me.
love denim colors escoge tu favorita -> shoulders out top  dale like si te gustan. …	Love denim colours, pick your favourite -> off-the-shoulder top . Give it a like if you dig 'em .
1 día + 4 parques = mega dead!! (bien duro)	1 day + 4 parks = mega exhausted!! (so tired)
blusa de flores disponible en tallas small medium y large. your day! pedidos a domicilio: 0968807384	Floral shirt available in small , medium and large sizes . Have a great day ! Home deliveries : 0968807384
cuando se acabe este semestre... im gonna drink myself uppp!!	When this semester is over... I'm gonna drink myself stupid!!!
“<user>: selfie de hoy, gracias mi <user> x el look! estaba sabrosa jaja, si me ven de perfil.. nombre!	“<user>: selfie of the day , thanks my <user> for the look ! I looked tasty haha , if you see me from the side ... wow !
outfit del día blusa $20.00 pant $22.90 collar $11.90  096.880.7384	outfit of the day top $20 . 00 pants $22 . 90 necklace $11 . 90  096 . 880 . 7384
happy new year!!! lo mas cerca que pude llegar	Happy New Year!!! As close as I could get.
en el vlog de hoy podréis ver lo que pasó en el backstage durante el primer día de show...	Today's vlog will show you what went down backstage during the first day of the show...
creo que lo que i'm most looking forward too is sleeping during spring break	I think what I'm most looking forward to is sleeping during reading week .
si tienen un break, vallan a ver a joy. inspiring   ️	If you have a break , go see Joy . She's inspiring  !
hablar por teléfono aunque sea un rato wouldn't be bad at all	Speaking on the phone even for a bit wouldn't be bad at all.
country shirts!  en todas las tallas y tonos! ya disponibles en nuestra tienda! pedidos a domicilio  096.880.7384	Country shirts! In all sizes and shades! Now available at our store! Home deliveries  096.880.7384
buenos días! happy monday! rockiando	Good morning! Happy Monday! rocking
“<user>: <user> happy bday nati! espero que la pases super bien  ” gracias veroooo	“<user>: <user> happy bday nati! I hope you have a great day ” thank you so much veroooo
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - no ve nada co las gafas!! thug life jaja | cod black ops	I liked a video from <user> <user> ( - you can't see shit with the glasses !! thug life haha | cod black ops
<user>: <user> por el diploma ugh so done...	<user>: <user> for the certificate ugh so over it...
yo seré bien open mind con mis hijos, les enseñare lo bueno y lo malo sin temor alguno.	I will be very open minded with my children , I will teach them the good and the bad without any fear .
y tened en cuenta que ese domingo en disney se podrá ver sólo por snapchat. user: yellowmellowmeh.	and keep in mind that that Sunday at Disney can only be watched on snapchat . user: yellowmellowmeh .
aqui estoy en el open house recibiendo a mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita registrate en …	Here I am at the open house welcoming my girls from Imagen Modeling, sign up at ...
<user> i'm convinced que mi antibiotico tiene trasos de cacaina jajaja mi nivel de energia lately no es normal	<user> I'm convinced my antibiotic has traces of cocaine in it jajaja my energy levels lately are not normal
<user> cantame vaquera bien old school!!	<user> sing me some good old school cowgirl songs!!
como se dice estoy exhausto en ingles? exhausting? pos eso estoy exhausting y aun tengo que terminar el video! ...	"""How do you say I'm exhausted in English ? Exhausting ? Well , that's what I am , exhausting , and I still have to finish the video !"""
somos mujeres seguras y libres. night look -> long dress disponible en nuestra tienda.	We are confident and free women . The night look -> long dress is available in our store .
este calor es para estar en panty con el aire en high	This heat is for being in panties with the AC on high
llevo el día entero sola y no había sentido tanta tranquilidad in weeks	I've been alone all day and I've never felt such tranquility in weeks.
imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty sign-ups
si ella con 0 busto puede verse tan perra... i can too	If she with zero bust can look so hot... I can too
lucky island | combate a muerte en el puente! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | Fight to the death on the bridge! | Minecraft: via <user>
pues nada empezando la semana con un near to death experience	Well , starting the week with a close call , almost died experience !
<user> ahora mismo es el match point de venus	<user> it's currently venus' match point
the dress is the swettest one!  t h e d r e s s  disponible en nuestra tienda.	The dress is the sweetest one! It's available at our store .
<user> <user> -una de mis nenas -boobs bigger than my future -boys and more boys -slay mamiii	<user> <user> -one of my girls -boobs bigger than my future husband -boys and more boys -kill it mamiii
<user>: when she's moody, grab her booty te rompo la mano full...	<user>: when she's moody, grab her ass and I'll break your hand all the way...
<user> q tengas buen día negrito!!! love u	<user> have a great day little black one!!! love u
mi adicción a los cinnamon rolls es otra cosa	my addiction to cinnamon rolls is another story
i keep lying to myself dije que no iba a salir porque tengo q estudiar... autoapril fools in may	I keep telling myself I won't go out because I have to study... self-april fools in May.
<user> bests hermosa y buena vibrant siempre	<user> bests mi beautiful and good vibrant always
nos pudieron haber da'o el examen full de grammar o una mierda así, carajo	They could have given us the full grammar exam , damn it .
late post... esto fue el jueves en the bank. concierto alexis y fido.	Late post ... this was on Thursday at the bank . Concert Alexis y Fido .
happy birthday to me.. no quiero que esta semana se acabe :/	Happy birthday to me.. I don't want this week to end :/
<user> no pero remember, javi wuvs u	<user> no pero remember, Javi loves u
el group message con mis amigas es un peligro. estas mujeres no me dejan estudiar. me rio demasiado.	The group message with my friends is so distracting . These women don't let me study . I laugh too much .
ultimo tweet y todo aclarado! no me molestais vosotros, es mas me gusta leer vuestros coments ^^ me molestan los haters interesados xd. fin.	last tweet and everything's cleared up ! you guys don't bug me , i actually like reading your coments ^^ it's the interested haters that bug me xd . the end .
"""si le dais a rt a tope os mandaré una paloma mensajera con una notita que ponga: """"sé dónde vives"""". nada creepy."""	"If you give it a hard RT , I will send you a messenger pigeon with a note saying : ""I know where you live ."" Not creepy at all ."
necesito un punching bag ahora mismo	I need a punching bag right now.
ese anuncio de pamper esta brutal!!! little miracles!!! cute!	That Pampers commercial is amazing ! Little miracles ! So cute !
happy friday familia lista para darte alegría en las mañana...	Happy Friday family ready to bring you joy in the morning ...
once again, nati y mariela trabajando juntas	Once again, Nati and Mariela working together.
clase de etiqueta imagen modeling by la gatita.	Image modeling class by la gatita.
<user> yo lo sé baby. you're welcome.	<user> I know it, baby. You're welcome.
porfa, tenemos que hacer trending topic. todos a tuitear con el hashtag. (se nos va de las manos)	please , we have to make a trending topic . everyone tweet with the hashtag . it's getting out of our control
con mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita	with my girls from imagen modeling by the little kitty
fernando definitivamente no es un morning person	Fernando is definitely not a morning person
<user>: da fuq its summer why is it not hot? no estas en puerto rico verdad?	<user>: da fuq it's summer why isn't it hot? you're not in puerto rico are you?
<user> jajajajajajaj la tipa es negra so that makes 100% funnier... i love you nigga:')	<user> hahahahahaha the girl is black which makes it 100 % funnier ... i love you nigga : ' )
voy a ver una peli de miedo!! al fin!! mi genero favorito! it follows!  alguien la ha visto?	I'm going to watch a horror movie !! at last !! my favorite genre ! 'It Follows' ! Has anyone seen it ?
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - hopsin - die this way (feat. matt black and joey tee)	I liked a video from <user> <user> (- hopsin - die this way (feat . matt black and joey tee) .
<user> ur making it worse  el chocolate es lo mejor	<user> ur making it worse  chocolate is the best
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - batman arkham knight epic rap - kronno zomber (video clip
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - simsimi vs cleverbot | kronno zomber & zarcortgame | (	I've enjoyed a video from <user> on <user> - simsimi vs cleverbot | kronno zomber & zarcortgame |
twenty one pilots me esta dando vida	Twenty one pilots is giving me life.
<user> dile a esa persona que es un poco repelente y que gracias, pero i know.	<user> Tell that person they're a bit pushy and thanks, but I know.
<user> bah! está de moda ahora y es normal, don't worry	<user> bah! it's trendy now and it's normal, don't worry
hoy se mudan mis roommates... despingue de familia en el suit	Today my roommates are moving out ... goodbye family in the suite .
i love gotham!  ️ acabo de ver un capitulazo! y ahora a descansar!  good night ️	I love Gotham! 💕 Just watched an amazing episode! Now it's time to rest! Good night 💤
idea más estupida que he oido en pal de tiempo: cortarle los funds a planned parenthood.	The stupidest idea I've heard in a long time is cutting funds to Planned Parenthood.
<user>: <user> y yoo  pleaseee skype with me:'( i haven't seen you since prom	<user>: <user> and I haven't talked in so long , please Skype with me:'( I haven't seen you since the prom
le di follow a james, todos sus rt son de bellaqueo. todos	I gave a follow to James , all his RTs are about gossiping . All of them .
<user> mijo ignora a to 'el mundo. cada cual que crea o no crea en lo que le de la gana hahaha	<user> my dear ignore everyone . let everyone believe whatever they want to believe in haha
"""que compraste para el pool party de mañana? """"vino"""" ok eso era todo lo que quería saber, bye"""	"""What did you buy for the pool party tomorrow ? "" ""Wine"" Okay , that's all I wanted to know , bye ."
un personal trainer estaria de show	A personal trainer would be top notch
happy holiday -> feliz feriado!! pant azul blusa blanca $20.00 sólo en	Happy holiday -> Feliz feriado! Blue pants white blouse $20.00 only at
tengo un feeling que no voy a poder subir las escaleras mañana después del gym	I have a feeling I won't be able to walk up the stairs tomorrow after the gym.
must... not... entrar... en salseos...	must... not... get... involved... in dramas...
horaciopalencia with repostapp. ・・・ gracias a mi amiga <user> por vestirme …	horaciopalencia with repostapp. .. . thank you to my friend <user> for dressing me up ...
otro temblor? que bueno que tenia mi power balance.	Another earthquake? Luckily I had my power balance on.
<user> javi el twitter after dark no es todavia	<user> javi the twitter after dark isn't up yet
quiero llorar my phone died	I want to cry my phone died
por si queréis votarme, o votar a quien sea. up to you.	If you want to vote for me , or anyone else for that matter , feel free . It's totally up to you .
zombers! keep calm que estoy trabajando para subir hoy temazo!!!	Zombies! Keep calm I'm working hard to upload today's banger!!!
felicidades hermosa. hope you have fun  <user>	Congratulations beautiful . hope you have a blast <user>
breath in, breath out... acabo esto hoy	breath in, breath out... getting this done today.
<user> pues no, es una high school:)	<user> No way, it's just a high school :)
cuando lo cojan i'm gonna be so genuinely happy	When they catch him I'm gonna be so genuinely happy.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - hopsin - ill mind of hopsin 8).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - hopsin - ill mind of hopsin 8 ).
para genesis aveda happy bday.. bendiciones... hermosa! mercyzelaya <user>	to genesis happy bday . . . blessings ! beautiful ! <user>
proyección, casting y dicción imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	Production , casting and elocution Image Modeling by La Gatita registrations
<user> es el nene mas bello que existe! quiero llevarlo al prom... he is da party	<user> He's the most handsome boy ever ! I want to take him to the prom ... he's da party .
<user> desayuno de quiznos y pal gate! esperamos tener suerte hoy... spirit es una shit!! jamas vuelvo a utilizar esa línea!!	<user> Quiznos breakfast and for the gate! We hope we have luck today ... spirit is a shit! Never again will I use that airline!
“<user>: <user> se me olvido ponerte el mention ” * blushing *	"“<user>: <user> I forgot to mention you"" *blushing*"
hoy estoy en las de escuchar reggaetón all night, dude	I'm feeling like listening to reggaeton all night tonight, dude.
hace falta un rave con mi squad.	We need a rave with my squad.
break de 15 pa seguir working. tostadad con mantequilla!!! buenos dias a todos!	Break de 15 para continuar working. Toast with butter!!! Good morning everyone!
tengo que terminar el squat challenge esta vez, viene, puñeta	I have to finish the squat challenge this time, dammit!
esperando a tus niñas este sábado en imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos regístrate en …	Waiting for your girls this Saturday at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . New courses sign up at ...
shhhh paren de hablarme de prom dates....	shhhh stop talking to me about prom dates .
no ver el follow back de personas que pensé que eran mis panas me pone triste.	Not getting a follow back from people I thought were my cool makes me sad.
facebook says stock worth $29.73 a share; zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion  ” no sabe el nene!	"Facebook says stock worth $29 . 73 a share ; Zuckerberg holds 534 million shares worth $16 billion  "" The kid's got no idea !"
feriado time ️️️ tienes listo tu outfit para este fin de semana?? último weekend con el 70% …	Holiday time 🌴🌞🌷 Do you have your outfit ready for this weekend ?? Last weekend with the 70% ... off sale !
el vlog de hoy, pequeños y preciosos kiwis: tenemos que huir de este camping!!	The blog post today, little kiwis, we must flee this campsite!
creo que me exajere con tanta ropa... its just a hunch	I think I overdid it with so much clothing... just a hunch.
mi segundo repost!! arriba west palm gracias familia por el cariño <user>	My second re-post!! Shoutout to West Palm , thank you family for the love <user>
me comi una manzana y tengo hambre should i	I ate an apple and I'm still hungry should I...
<user> no me habia fijau en tu avi  you little cafresita	<user> I hadn't noticed your avi you little rascal
a son de salsa good morning familia hermosa  ️  ️  ️  ️  ️	"""A son de salsa good morning mi hermosa familia"""
zomber girl   | kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Zombie girl | Kronno Zombie (Official Video): Via <user>
feeling wonderful!!  ️ outfit del dia blusa blanca maxifalda para coordinar tu pedido escribenos al 096.880.7384	Feeling wonderful! 🌸 Outfit of the day: white blouse and maxi skirt to match. To place an order, text/call 096.880.7384
familia no se me desanimen que yo se qie los miami heat van a ganar la seria contra san antonio. lets …	Don't get discouraged , my family , I know the Miami Heat are going to win the series against San Antonio . Let's go !
esta para un water park.	It's perfect for a water park.
<user> promess, te mando los videos y eso!! me voy el 26 y el 27 es el concert en miami	<user> promise , I'll send you the videos and stuff !! I'm leaving on the 26th and the 27th is the concert in Miami .
<user> i promise you. nunca verás esa película igual	<user> I promise you . You'll never see that movie the same way again .
todo el mundo ahora se cree poeta... like cut the crap	Everybody now thinks they're a poet... like get real
que turn off cabron.	What a turn off, dude.
dejame no ponerme un jacket, no va a hacer tanto frío booooy was i wrong	Let me not put on a jacket , it's not gonna be that cold boy was I wrong .
hoy martes estaremos llamando para darte información de nuestros nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by …	Today Tuesday we'll be calling to give you information on our new courses at Image Modeling by ...
buenos dias ^^ espero que hoy sea el ultimo dia de rodaje de fuck fame! para poder terminar todo el video ya! :d	Good morning ^^ I hope today's the last day of shooting for fuck fame! so we can finish the whole video already! :D
mañana por fin voy a ver now you see me 2 como no esté igual de buena que la primera voy a llorar.	Tomorrow I'm finally watching Now You See Me 2, if it's not as good as the first one I'm gonna cry.
brother love! kidshavingfun. amor de hermanos	Brother love! Sibling fun time.
feliz sabadito! deli poder despertar tarde y con un clima increíble! happy saturday and the best to wake up late with an amazing weather!	Happy Saturday, and what a delight to sleep in on such an amazing weather day!
this time i'm living for me y eso es lo que importa ️	This time I'm living for myself and that's what matters.
"""“<user>: female marsupials have three vaginal openings, and males have a bifurctaed, or forked, penis."""" lo q hace la naturaleza..."""	“<user>: Female marsupials have three vaginal openings , and males have a forked penis .” Nature is amazing ...
cada vez que le dé like a algo voy a dejar el de'o pega'o	Every time I give something a like , I'm gonna leave the finger sticky .
<user> wooohooo finally a store in la isla del encanto, puerto rico!!!	<user> wooohooo finally a store in the island of enchantment , Puerto Rico !!!
es cierto, las mejores amistades las crean los deportes y nosotras somos prueba de eso. happy birthday, te amoooo	It's true, the best friendships are created through sports and we are living proof of that. Happy birthday, I love you so much!
y es hora de sacar el peluche para la temporada de frio!!!! time to take out your fur for the cold …	And it's time to take out the fluffy coat for the cold season ... !!!!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> acompañado de su hermosa familia, en la …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> accompanied by his/her beautiful family , in the ...
para ser realmente grande, hay que estar con la gente, no por encima de ella.  mi gente... mis zombers! love that!	To be truly great you have to be with people , not above them . My people ... my zombers ! Love that !
<user>: <user> hasta mi nena también mecanea.... comodo :-)) aprendiendo de ti!! love u	<user>: <user> even my little girl is dancing .... comfortably :-)) learning from you !! love u
mi rt, con lo clumsy que soy se lo tiraría encima sin querer	my retweet , with how clumsy i am i would accidentally knock it over
no se que es peor despedidas en persona que me dan ganas de llorar o morning text despidiendose y lloro porque me pongo ñoñi muy temprano	I don't know what's worse , in-person farewells that make me want to cry or morning text messages saying goodbye , and I cry because I get all mushy too early .
who wants new accesories??  ven a salhua clothing! te esperamos!	Who wants new accessories? Come to Salhua Clothing! We're waiting for you!
tanto correr para pillar! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	so much running to catch up! | lucky island | minecraft : via <user>
<user> tío, eres un flipao. with love  ️	<user> dude , you're crazy . with love ❤️
<user> esa era yo ayer... i quit pq literal no me salia mas nahh! pero dalee sigue ahii	<user> that was me yesterday ... i quit because i literally couldn't do it anymore nahh! but keep going there you are
llegar a tu casa y que hayan left overs de dominos	Get to your house and there's leftover Dominos
"""el día que por fin cumpla esa meta es cuando diré """"i made it""""."""	"The day I finally reach that goal is when I'll say ""I made it."""
doy gracias por haber podido matar el mosquito que llevaba jodiendo desde esta mañana, sorry, bro	I'm grateful I was able to kill the mosquito that had been annoying me since this morning, sorry, bro.
mi sobrino y su amor por mickey... help me, god	my nephew and his love for Mickey... oh help me, God!
ver a los nenes struggle con su hacer su laundry me mata	Seeing the kids struggle with doing their laundry kills me.
got rum? montándola con <user>	Got rum? Hanging out with <user>
buenos dias zombers!  ️ sleeping dogs me está quitando la vida!! necesito grabar pero es que estoy viciao a la super historia!	Good morning zombers! Sleeping Dogs is stealing my life!! I need to record but I'm addicted to the super story!
dando likes en vez de retweets pa 'no meterme en problemas	giving likes instead of retweets so I don't get in trouble
el chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft:  vía <user>	the chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft:  via <user>
a ver zombers un directito en twitch con <user> de minecraft?? :d o pasamos? xd	Hmm, let's watch a direct twitch of Minecraft with <user> ?? Or shall we pass? xd
gracias bk, porque cuando te pedí el bacon doble sin ensalada deep down si quería que se la echaras  ️	Thanks bk, because when I asked for double bacon no salad I deep down really wanted you to add it
el vlog de hoy, pequeños desayunos sanos: demasiados feels	Today's vlog, little healthy breakfasts: too many feels.
todo el mundo emocionado!!   kronno zomber & <user> el canal donde los juegos cobran vida!  vía <user>	Everyone's excited!! Kronno Zomber & <user> the channel where games come to life! via <user>
dios quiero que ya tiren la pelicula de black panther  y faltan dos largos años	God , I want them to drop the Black Panther movie now , but we have to wait for two long years !
denisser7 with repostapp. ・・・ y seguimos jajjajaja!!  las quiero amigas!! …	denisser7 with repostapp . .. . and we keep going jajjajaja ! ! I love you my friends ! !
<user> viste dos en 1 u adore me and im funny boom	<user> saw two in 1 I adore me and I'm funny boom
en lo que va de spring break he estudiado más que cuando tengo clases	In what's left of spring break , I've studied more than when I actually have classes .
que carajos porque la gente camina a todos sitios? im not about to walk my ass 7 blocks	What the hell , why does everyone walk everywhere ? I'm not about to walk my ass seven damn blocks .
<user> desde ahora nigga your birthday is next week... a bit too early jajajaj	<user> from now nigga your birthday is next week ... a bit too early haha haha
tengo tantas cosas que estudiar que ni siento que es spring break	I have so many things to study I don't even feel like it's spring break .
nuevos cursos de modelaje en imagen modeling by la gatita niñas de 4 años en adelante, regístrate en …	New modeling courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . Girls from 4 years old and up , sign up at ...
"""<user> si, debería ser """"invéntense un bra strapless que actually funcione"""" jajaja"""	"<user> yeah , it should be ""invent a strapless bra that actually works"" haha"
con mi zomber girl en el cine!!  ️  ️ <user>	with my zombie girl at the movies !! 🧟‍♀️🧟 <user>
colores fuertes y llamativos aun de moda para el otoño! bold colors still in fashion, here how to use it for the fall	Bright and bold colours are still on trend for autumn! Here's how to style them this fall.
le quedan 20 minutos a esta clase y yo solo puedo pensar en el nap que voy a coger when i'm done.	There are twenty minutes left of this class and all I can think about is the nap I'll be taking when I'm done.
la agua fria esta saliendo caliente... ladies and gentlemen we have reached hell	The cold water is coming out hot ... ladies and gentlemen we have reached hell.
<user>: empezando a separar lo que me voy a llevar y lo que dejo atrás... pol dos :/ i'm too indecisive for this	<user>: starting to separate what I'll take and what I'm leaving behind... fuck two :/ i'm too indecisive for this
<user> siiiii!!! dale babyyy me texteas cuando estes en el area metro  love youuuuuuuu	<user> yes !!! come on baby text me when you're in the metro area love you so much
<user> jajajajaja enverdad que no menti solo no explique mis motivos completamente... i failed as a spy	<user> haha haha I really didn't lie , I just didn't explain my reasons completely ... I failed as a spy .
we all still have a kid in us. happy kid day. feliz dia del niño. todos aun tenemos el espiritu de …	We all still have a child within us. Happy Children's Day. Happy Spirit Day.
“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen  ” aqui lo veo blanco y dorado ” still negro y azul	“<user>:“ <user>: next week on ellen “ I see it white and gold ” still black and blue
ya pareces de otra raza summer goal completed!	You look like a different race now! Summer goal completed!
pool day...  las favoritas han vuelto!! blue sky shoulder out top …	Pool day ... my favorite ones are back!! blue sky off-the-shoulder top ...
si le da like a sus fotos: gate	If he gives a like to her photos: gate
estar 2/3 hermanas no la hace... it doesn't feel the same	Being with 2/3 of my sisters doesn't feel the same.
este juego podria estar 15-1, but you playing.	This game could be 15-1, but you're in it .
imma take a nap para seguir mis estudios.	I'm going to take a nap to keep up with my studies.
<user> no quiero seguir viendo... breaks my heart	<user> I don't wanna keep seeing... it breaks my heart
aunque sea una estupidez yo fucking odio que me dejen en el read. lo odio bien cabrón.	Even a stupid thing like being left on read pisses me off so badly .
mi escuelita, tiene un force field. no hay temblor que valga.	My little school , it has a force field . No earthquake can touch it .
spring break con alguien importante	Spring break with someone special
tener una semana libre va de la mano con no querer saber absolutamente nada del colegio sooo to 'los groups van muteaos	Having a free week goes hand in hand with not wanting to know absolutely anything about school sooo all the groups are muted
<user> ah pues no pq salgo a las 8:15 del work, sorry	<user> ah well I leave at 8:15 from work , sorry
“<user>: mi estilista favorita <user> un besitos  q estes bien ” y mi top model. besote dayan	“<user>: my favorite stylist <user> xoxo <user> you da best” and my top model. big kiss Dayan
cuando haya vlog os avisaré, don't worry babies. ya tengo los dos primeros días editados.  ️	When there's a vlog I'll let you know , don't worry babies . I already have the first two days edited .
estoy en el punto de mi vida en donde si quieres estar en ella pues fine y si no pues fine también.	I'm at that point in my life where if you wanna be in it , great , and if you don't , that's also great .
happy 4th of july. feliz 4 de julio.	Happy 4th of July. Have a great Independence Day!
<user> bitch please, tu llevas como 3 meses en clases nada mas	<user> please , you've only been at class for like 3 months now .
<user> <user> jajajaja throwback al class bonding	<user> <user> haha throw back to the class bonding session
con “traffic view ” app podras ver el tráfico en tiempo real	"With the ""traffic view"" app you can see real-time traffic"
me levanté de ese nap tan desorientada. ahora mi reloj biológico está to 'jodío y parecen las 8pm.	I woke up from that nap so disoriented . Now my biological clock is all 'fucked up' and it feels like it's 8pm .
ajajaj es que es para mearse de la risa, me alegro que os haya gustado!! | cómo se rodó rise of thetomb raider	hahaha it's just so funny , I'm glad you enjoyed it !! | how was the making of rise of the tomb raider
<user> <user> the thing is he has milions of supporters, which is ludacris to me. eso es lo que me enoja.	<user> <user> the thing is he has millions of supporters, which is ludicrous to me. That's what makes me mad. It should be noted that 'ludicrous' is spelled incorrectly in the English section of this code-switched sentence; if you would like the English to be corrected as well, please specify that in your prompt.
grandes raperos insultandose entre si cuando en realidad deberian ayudarse... fuck hiphop...	Great rappers insulting each other when in reality they should be helping each other… fuck hiphop...
trabajando sin parar! fuck fame! ^^	Working non stop! Fuck fame! ^^
<user> enzima? eso es lo que está escrito en-cima de mi tumba? pq este examen me acaba de clavar... * she said while crying over her test *	<user> enzyme? Is that what's written above my grave? Because this test just nailed me... * she said while crying over her test *
<user> jajajajajajajajjajajajajajajja el mejor hastag game ever	<user> The best hashtag game ever!
las identidades will be the death of me.	"""Las identidades"" will be the death of me."
<user> vamos a hacer un wine night con ale	<user> let's do a wine night with ale
si tuviera carro propio todos los weekend estaría de roadtrip.	If I had my own car , I'd be on a roadtrip every weekend .
se habré 3er horario en imagen modeling by la gatita. si a tus niñas les gusta él modelaje .…	We're opening a 3rd shift at Image Modeling by La Gatita . If your girls love modeling , tell them about it !
<user> summer finale verdad? no es el ultimo ultimo o si?	<user> Summer finale , right ? Not the very last one , is it ?
<user> hahaha que's la queee primissss hahaha	<user> hahaha what's up my friend hahaha
<user> update: no estuvo tan wow so don't see it.	<user> update: it wasn't that wow so don't bother watching it .
“<user>: <user> feliz 2013!!!! muchas bendiciones :-) ” gracias y lo mismo chica. fashion exito para ti friend!	“<user>: Happy 2013 ! ! ! Lots of blessings :-) ” Thank you , and right back at you girl . Fashion success for you too , friend !
pero hace tiempo no sentia mis piernas tan duras (since birth)	but I haven't felt my legs this sore (since birth)
paying for brussels. peace in the world. orando por brussels. por la paz en el mundo. …	paying for Brussels . Peace in the world . praying for Brussels . For the peace in the world .
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ en camino al trabajo y me encuentro esto. la bellisima …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ on my way to work and I come across this . the beautiful …
<user> <user> ok pero tu puedes ir con nosotros querida vamos a socializar un poco si? javi loves u	<user> <user> alright but you can come with us dear let's socialize a bit , huh ? javi loves u .
le estoy contando los días a mis audífonos nuevos, si llegan a sobrevivir 2 meses it's a new record	I'm counting the days to my new headphones , if they survive two months it's a new record .
<user> home alone en mi house no la hace por eso digo. con este dia tan bello tu sabes cuando decido ir a la playa boom diluvio cabron	<user> home alone at my house doesn't hold a candle , so that's why I say it . With this beautiful day you know , as soon as I decide to go to the beach , it starts pouring like crazy !
sesión de fotos | kronno zomber	Photo shoot | kronno zomber
en verdad que yo no podria tener un long distance relationship	Honestly , I could never do a long-distance relationship .
“<user>: the most heartwarming pic you'll see all day. guaranteed.  ” q fuerte!!	“<user>: the most heartwarming pic you'll see all day . guaranteed . ” how powerful!!
<user> <user> digiqué? aaah el pokemon de los chinos! (turn down for what titirititi)	<user> <user> did I stutter ? aaah the Chinese pokemon ! ( turn down for what titirititi )
“<user>: <user> happy bday natii  ” gracias piojaaa igual a tiii	“<user>: <user> happy bday natii ” thank you so much my friend! same to you!
i just love car rides en verdad.	I just really love car rides.
<user> bienvenida a pr enjoy it!!! u will love it!!!	<user> welcome to PR enjoy it !!! you will love it !!!
yo canto tan lindo que puedo hacer a andrea bocelli ver otra vez it runs in the family	"I sing so beautifully that I can make Andrea Bocelli see double ""it runs in the family"""
chinoynacho with repostapp. ・・・ ¡que viva venezuela! …	chinoynacho with repostapp. .. . Long live Venezuela !
con tantos eventos debo saber maquillarme... ¡el próximo es en <user> con la mtv trendy week! ven	With so many events , I should learn how to put makeup on ... The next one is at <user> with MTV Trendy Week ! Come .
attraction new collection ya disponible en el local.	The new collection is now available in store.
el vlog de hoy, pequeños tops of the rock: casey, nueva york y sia	Today's vlog, little highlights from the Rock: Casey, New York and Sia.
<user> esta vez me fui a la mala.... no se como esconderme de mis padres... im so burned	<user> this time i fucked up bad ... i don't know how to hide from my parents ... i'm so screwed
so that means tomorrow cruda segura lol	That means tomorrow definite hangover lol
i always tell my dad ke me kiero kasar con una vieja rika and me regaña telling me ke no sea interesada ha	I always tell my dad I want to marry a rich old lady and he scolds me telling me not to be interested in her money, ha
why can i just find a rich bitch ke me mantenga y ya ha	why can't I just find a rich girl to support me financially
my dad me regano cuzs i was telling that to my brother and lo andaba molestando lol	My dad yelled at me cuz I was telling that to my brother and I was messing with him lol
teachers be staring at me like im high they gotta accept my eyes parecen de camaron	Teachers keep staring at me like I'm on drugs, they gotta accept my shrimp eyes.
<user> lmao yeah sure el tuyo parece ke te lo iso un lil kid	<user> lmao yeah sure yours looks like it was designed by a little kid
<user> actually yo me bajaba porke te echabas unos pedos bien apestosos ke no aguantaba fumigabas todo el room xd	<user> actually I left because you farted so badly the whole room stank xd
gabby is just saying that cuzs i gave her, her fav gum and le planche sus pelos de elote lol jk jk	Gabby is just saying that because I gave her , her favorite gum and pressed her corn hairs haha JK JK
should i give oomf the candy nawh mejor me lo como yo lol	Should I give my crush the candy nah I'd better eat it myself lol
<user> lol lo ke sobre the llevo	<user> lol what's left is the carryover
cuzs then itzayana me va a kitar lo ke me dieron -.-	because then Itzy will take away what they gave me .
she thought the chocolate and teddy bear eran pa ella lol	she thought the chocolate and teddy bear were for her lol
finna go a mcdonalds con la nohemi	I'm finna go to McDonald's with Nohemi.
the manager didn't know the boss was my cuñada ora si ya le bajo a sus huevitos	the manager didn't know the boss was my sister-in-law now he's toned down his little eggs
if u think i jusy want u cuzs ur money heoo no bitch tas loka	If you think I just want you because of your money hell no crazy bitch you're crazy
no la buskes hija muy bonita por ke al paso del tiempo se le kita - my dad lol bien gay	Don't look for her , she's very pretty because over time it will wear off - my dad lol so gay
not playing w females nomore i judt got slap por andar de pendejita	"""I'm not messing around with women anymore , I just got slapped for acting like a stupid little girl"""
<user>: lo mato and ill take her gf lmfao lol too funny	<user>: I'll kill him and I'll take his girlfriend lmfao lol too funny.
me and yazmin were looking at that milby page and we told nohemi and her bitchass hide lmfao ya la cache	Me and Yazmin were looking at that Milby page and we told Nohemi and her bitch-ass hide, ya la cache.
my manager is gay lol so ya somos amiguis xd	my manager is gay lol so we're besties now xd
my manager is so cool el chimuelo no el de los cute eyes si lol	my manager is so cool the toothless one not the one with cute eyes if you know what I mean lol
nomas kuzs mis tattoos	just my tattoos
lmao la mom de yazmin me dijo ke me oigo bien mamona lol	lmao Yazmin's mom told me I sound like a real snob lol
we all here waiting pa ke juege mex:)	We're all here waiting for Mexico to play :)
at least ami no me mandaron tanto a la chingada como a nohemi lmao	At least they didn't send me to the shitty place as much as they did Nohemi lmao.
i don't accept both of yalls dare no no no el coco no	I don't accept both of your dares no no no el coco no
se kemo pokito but fuck it	We burned a little bit but fuck it
i always go to sleep w a t-shirt del same color de mis boxers that's just me	I always go to sleep with a t-shirt of the same colour as my boxers, that's just how I am.
then en un game oomf me aplasto -.-	then in a game my ex crushed me -.-
we got on the horse w summ teddy bears and un alien parecia ke llevavamos toda la fam lol	We got on the horse with some teddy bears and a alien it looked like we were the whole family lol
itzayana is my niña travieza	Itzayana is my naughty little girl.
<user> lol nomas pokito ha	<user> lol just a little bit ha
pero komo dicen hoes always gonna be hoes	but as the saying goes hoes will always be hoes
made a mexican hamburger (tortilla, keso, jamon, and mayonesa);)	Made a Mexican hamburger (tortilla, cheese, ham, and mayonnaise);)
when i wake up my hairs looks como ke lo lambio la vaca -.-	when i wake up my hair looks like the cow licked it .
this teacher tellin us we gotta get amrry before aflojar la tortilla	This teacher's telling us we gotta get married before we can let the tortilla loose .
and when i see u siento mariposas	and when i see you it makes my heart flutter
la mom de eliseo said ke tengo la cabeza de teletuvi smh -.-	Eliseo's mom said I have a head like a Teletubby , smh -.-
why? cuzs u ain't shit ni mi dad me dice ke aser menos tu	why? cuz you're not shit or my dad either tells me what to do less than you do
but the her mom told us to stop cuzs nos ivan a cachar lol	but her mom told us to stop because they were about to catch us lol
i remember when me and oomf used to get out during lunch pa komprar gorditas lol	I remember when me and oomf used to get out during lunch to buy some goddamn gorditas lol
50$ por un vip lap dance	50$ for a VIP lap dance.
el guy ke esta atras de mi ta heart broken	The guy behind me is heart broken.
kuzs i mean nomas tengo like 1 month single	I've been single for only about a month .
<user> i cann't lmao me mandaromandarins bien bonito alv ha	<user> I can't lmao they sent me some nice oranges up in here alv ha
that's why i'm going w her pa ke me de una advil lol	That's why I'm going with her so she can give me some Advil lol
ima go w gma rn a contarle el chisme	I'm going to go tell grandma the gossip right now
me pase de verga lol pero i was just trying to be funny	I fucked up lol but i was just trying to be funny
today me dieron una pinche shot y me rompieron mi corazonsito npw	Today they gave me a damn shot and broke my little heart npw
<user> ah empezar el monday bien lol	<user> ah to start the monday well haha
or can yall just stfu and dejar de inventar chismes?	Can you all just shut the fuck up and stop making up rumours?
my fam me manda alv cada rato then they wonder why i'm like this	my family sends me away every hour then they wonder why i'm like this
finna take a shower and go pa ya meterme a la skool	I'm finna take a shower and go to school
jk jk yo mo miro eso	jk jk I don't even watch that
aver si cae un party tonight	let's see if there's a party tonight
lol jk no te espantes	Don't be scared, I'm just joking! (LOL)
lol noemi me reta and yo le ago caso	lol Noemi bosses me around and I do as I'm told
ain't no one gonna come tellin me ke sabe ke and then unfollow me wtf	Ain't no one gonna come telling me que sabe que and then unfollow me what the fuck.
en la novela everyone got marry and shit	In the soap opera everyone got married and everything .
still here en la casa chillin	Still here at the house chilling
damm first day of school and ya me corrienron de la class smh	damn first day of school and I got kicked out of class already damn it
my brothers and my dad said ke si me meten a la carcel me van a dejar ahi lol smh	My brothers and my dad said that if they catch me they will leave me in jail lol smh.
it was cute when i hug my brother and told him ke lo keria mucho: *	It was cute when I hugged my brother and told him que lo quería mucho
lmao el jugo vida tenia cocaina lo sospecho andamos muy lokas lol	lmao the juice we were drinking had cocaine in it no wonder we were so fucked up lol
ya todos se pasaron rt ya me canse de reirme lol	Everyone's done it , I'm done laughing now lol .
uta ke nos van a invitar a calibre 50 npw lmao	Damn , we 're gonna get invited to Calibre 50 now LMAO .
dime ke me kieres dime ke me adoras dime ke me piensas and ya no me akuerdo lol	Tell me you love me , tell me you adore me , tell me you think about me and haha I don't remember anymore lol .
wtf lol ok ya ima drink summ water pa ke se me pase	what the fuck lol okay I'm gonna drink some water to get over it
"""i said """"me kiero echar un churro de mota"""""""	"I said ""I want to smoke a joint"""
diciendole a su amigo ke me agrege en fb chorros lol	Telling my friend to add me on fb lol
y no digas ke i was ke a playa and shit cuzs nada ke ver	And don't say I was at the beach and stuff because that has nothing to do with it.
well rn i'm in the rr cuzs me iso mal el mole or idk	Well right now I'm in a bad mood because the mole didn't turn out well or something like that.
so i guess no vamos a ir ala virgen today	So I guess we're not going to La Virgen today.
now we cool but molesta mucho	Now we're cool but it annoys me so much
ultimo dia del año y me corrieron de mi kasa lol npw	last day of the year and I got kicked out of my house lol npw
y yo todavia aka w my people	and I'm still over here with my people
but still a comer enchiladas:)	But still, let's eat enchiladas:)
so finna walk our asses a la panaderia lol	We're so finna walk our asses to the bakery lol
don't put tragos de amrgo licor cuzs ayi si ya valio y me acabo la bottle	Don't give me shots of bitter liquor cuzs then it's over and I'll finish the whole bottle .
lol jammin toda mensa	Lol jamming all silly woman
damm estos frijoles con chile were good af	damn these beans with sauce were really delicious
<user> lol nada ya i'm calm	<user> lol nothing yet I'm calm
this girl likes me and como ni la pelo she's always trying to get me jealous -.-	This girl likes me and she doesn't even get any attention from me, she's always trying to make me jealous -.-
kuando me enojo se me calientan las orejas idk why	when I get angry my ears get hot idk why
i don't understand my dad rt me dice ke pelie por lo ke kiero y luego me anda ayi regañando ke viejas sobran smh	I don't understand my dad , he says I fought for what I want and then he's there lecturing me that there are plenty of girls out there . SMH .
i don't like when i come home and luego luego me ponen a limpiar -.-	I don't like it when I come home and then immediately they make me clean -.-
but hopefully agarre mil baros al rato	but hopefully I'll grab a thousand bucks later
i hate when people talk shit cuzs i drink si supieran ke sus hijos tan igual oh piores ha	I hate when people talk shit because I drink, if they only knew their kids are the same or even worse.
finna eat el recalentado summ tamales and posole:)	finna eat the leftovers and warm up some tamales and posole:)
anyways tonight i ate pososle, frijoles charros, spaghetti, pollo, tostadas, gelatina, canela and idk me mas lol	Anyways tonight I ate posole, refried beans, spaghetti, chicken, tostadas, gelatin, cinnamon and who knows me more lol
<user> lol miss you too!!! :p mmmmm jajajaja	<user> lol miss you too !!! : p mmmmm hahaha
<user> <user> <user> buajajajj love you to prima :p looks like my job here is done lol	<user> <user> <user> Buahahaha love you too cousin :p looks like my job here is done lol
<user> ayyy watchu know about that jajaja walking around la plaza with a bigass cup from la michoacana	<user> ayyy do you know anything about that jajaja walking around the plaza with a huge cup from the ice cream place .
this novela looks pretty good jajaja	This soap opera looks pretty good jajaja
well probly only whiskey, una carne asada, la familia toda junta y puros corridos hasta el amanecer jajaja	well probably only whiskey, a barbecue , the whole family together and only corridos till dawn jajaja
watching a narconovela after working out haha ñordeloscielos	watching a narco-novel after working out haha lord of the heavens
hopefully i get this job and get paid good so i can take my mom and my grandma serenata on dia de las madres like my uncle used to do	Ojalá consiga este trabajo y me paguen bien para poder llevar a mi mamá y mi abuela a cantar serenata en el Día de las Madres , como hacía mi tío .
even if i have to go eat at tacos de vallehermoso by myself in doing something!!!! jajaja	even if i have to go eat at bean tacos by myself i'm doing something!!!! hahaha
<user> lol!!!! are you turning into a little gordo jajajaj	<user> lol!!!! are you turning into a little fatty jajajaj
<user> one day you'll have some good tres leches or chocoflan and youre going to be all like :o this is great!!! jajajaj	<user> one day you'll have some delicious tres leches or chocoflan and you're going to be like :o this is amazing!!! jajajaj
<user> :o!!!! tampoco?!?! ay precious you're missing out!!!!!	<user> :o!!!! not either?!?! oh my god you're missing out!!!!!
<user> lol its the best diet every!!! :p mejor comete unos gansitos jaja	<user> lol it's the best diet ever!!! :p have some little mooncakes instead haha
<user> lol ill take the hookah but madrina needs to make a tres leches cake for saturday!!!	<user> lol i'll take the hookah but godmother needs to make a tres leches cake for Saturday !
fuck it ill be a stripper no me awito lol	fuck it I'll be a stripper no me da pena lol
la la na na na na na don't trip asi se va	It's alright , don't freak out , that's how it goes .
<user> sana sana colita de rana, si no sana hoy sanara mañana (= hope you feel better soon presh	<user> froggy's little tail, if not healing today, will heal tomorrow. Presh, hope you're feeling better soon!
<user> ora jajajj yea man i need to see what's up with the cuz first but i'll let you know	<user> now jajajj yeah man i need to check in with the cousin first but I'll let you know
<user> pos igual yo!! i work on the first -_-	<user> yeah me too ! i work on the first one too -_-
<user> lol precious eres callejera :o jajaja jkjk yea me too even on my days off i sleep all late	<user> lol precious you're such a street urchin :o jajaja jkjk yeah me too even on my days off I sleep late af
those aguas frescas doe!!!! jajaja	those fresh aguas!!!! haha
i wish i was back in vallehermoso right now walking around the plaza drinking a cold agua de melon de la michoacana	I wish I was back in the lovely Vallehermoso right now walking around the plaza drinking a cold watermelon juice from the Michoacana.
<user> true true, okay is a tie between 3msc, tengo ganas de ti, and amar te duele jahaja	<user> true true, okay it's a tie between 3msc , I want you back , and loving you hurts haha
<user>: amar te duele  ️ >>>>> one of the best movies ever!!!!!	<user>: Loving you hurts >>>>> one of the best movies ever!!!!!
im ambitious as fuck jajaja i want everybody who's ever known me to say, yea i knew him when he was just some pinche wey back in the day	I'm ambitious as fuck jajaja, I want everyone who has ever known me to be like, yeah I knew him when he was just some damn kid back in the day.
<user> lol no puedo :( i work!! yall should come so we can take shots and smoke hookah	<user> lol can't :( i work !! you guys should come so we can take shots and smoke hookah
some random ass guy just asked me que si soy la mentada chaparra de la gavia...	Some random dude just asked me if I'm the famous short girl from La Gavia...
pops gave me $10 for lunch today and an extra $20 pa que no le pida el weekend!!	My pops gave me $10 for lunch today and an additional $20 so I won't ask him for money during the weekend!
"""<user> lmaoo right!! mi cunada siwmore me dice """"fabii how can you walk in these huge things"""" its not that damn hard lol"""	"<user> lmaoo right ! My sister-in-law always asks me ""Fabii , how the hell do you walk in those huge shoes ?"" It's not that damn hard , lol ."
<user> me dos!!! first year dancing all rodeo season lol!! gonna get crazy or wah?! lmao	<user> I'm so exhausted !!! First year dancing at all the rodeos in the season man haha !! This is gonna be lit or what ahaha lmao
<user> no you did lol you were with my cousin pero ta traivas cerveza en la mano so i wouldnt doubt you were lost lol	<user> no , you did lol you were with my cousin but you were holding a beer so i would not doubt you were lost lol
<user> pos ya vi que no lol! and oh yeaa ese dia si me saludo!!! muy amable el muchacho tht day	<user> well I see that it's not lol ! and oh yeah , he greeted me !!! very kind guy
<user> no you!!! wait i remember seeing you at estatal y me ignoro	<user> no you!!! wait i remember seeing you at the university and you ignored me
<user> okay zero preocupations! y luego que dice el chuy ready for summer?	<user> Okay zero worries! And what about Chuy, is he ready for summer?
<user> ohhhh lmfaooooo i gett it. srry como que me dio un blonde moment	<user> ohhhh lmfaooooo i get it . srry i had a blonde moment .
<user> <user> if he wants to be the girl in this situation then hes included cause hes ratchet lmaooo jk zero que ver!	<user> <user> if he wants to be the girl in this situation then he's included because he's ratchet lmaooo just kidding zero to do with this !
<user> lmfaooo about my tweet de mis cousins!!! lmaoo you made me crack up	<user> LMFAO about my tweet! My cousins!!! LMAO you had me rolling on the floor laughing
<user> yea and im saying he dont have bad taste nomas last sunday se le pasaron las copas yo creo	<user> yea and i'm saying he doesn't have bad taste it's just that last sunday he had one too many , i think .
<user> omg y si pero tu cuenta hows it going doea he still go visit you lol?	<user> omg and what about cuenta how's it going does he still go visit you lol?
<user> de nada. esque se me olvido cause juan doesnt tell me abt his love life y los otros si	<user> You're welcome . It's because Juan never tells me about his love life , the others do , though .
"""<user> eso es lo que dicen... mine was """"algo chiquito"""" lol"""	"<user> that's what they say ... mine was ""something little"" lol"
<user> chiquito o grande we know how to party it down!!!	<user> small or big we know how to have a great party!!!
<user> lol okay pues!!! me dejas saber. dudeeeee you guys leave in two weeks no?	<user> lol alright then!!! let me know . dudeeeee , y'all are leaving in two weeks right ?
<user> mmm que tia le gusta el chisme lol (: and yea but i meant after school.. you wrk today?	<user> mmm my aunt loves to gossip lol (: yeah but i meant after school . do you work today ?
<user> yess haha  pero que les vamos aser!	<user> yess haha but what are we going to do about it!
waking up and seeing an hacienda vieja all gone y otra more then half way gone!	Waking up and seeing an empty vieja hacienda and another one more than half gone!
waiting for my momma to get home y nada :(	Waiting for my mom to get home and nothing :(.
i miss being able to tlk to you and trust you en todo. and now its like nothing ever happened!	I miss being able to talk to you and trust you en todo. It's like an erase and rewrote our past!
i honestly miss having my momma en la casa!	I honestly miss having my mom around the house!
she wakes up at 4am wrks from 5:30 - 3:30 and then at 5 se va trabajar al otro a doesnt get home till 11!	She wakes up at 4am works from 5:30 - 3:30 and then at 5 she goes to work at the other place doesn't get home till 11pm!
i hate how since we moved both my parents left their jobs. and now my mom is the one wrking two jobs while my dads at the rancho all day!!!	I hate how since we moved both my parents left their jobs. And now my mom is the one working two jobs while my dad's out at the ranch all day!
"""dijo mi pa """"lo que causa ser el baby de la casa"""" but then again el la consiente mucho!"""	"My dad said """"being the baby of the house is what causes this"""" but then again he spoils her a lot!"
"""yea the """"bailamos bachata"""" one was suppose to be for marlene and only her!!!"""	"""Yes , the """"Let's dance Bachata"""" one was supposed to be for Marlene , only her !!!"""
<user> tried it on again, it fit me loose so my tia put some buttons in the back y asi me quedo perfect the night before my 15 try it on	<user> tried it on again , it was loose so my aunt sewed some buttons in the back and now it fits me perfectly the night before my 15th birthday try it on .
i havent ate anything since i got home pero bien que me eche mi cafe!	I haven't eaten anything since I got home but I sure had my coffee!
<user> aye amorss yo sin verguensa te agarro las tuya you know it ;d	<user> aye my loves I'll grab yours without shame you know it ;d
telling <user> to feel my ass lastnight was hilarious. segun ella no pero callo redondita lol i love her	telling <user> to feel my ass last night was hilarious . According to her , no way , but she fell right in lol I love her .
<user> gets to the point where if i walk se me dobla mi foot y me caigo	<user> gets to the point where if i walk my foot gives out and i fall
<user> i sat for the last hour por pendeja! lol but it was good for my ankle ya no la aguantava! ever since i broke it no aguanto!	<user> I sat for the last hour like an idiot ! lol but it was good for my ankle , I couldn't take it anymore ! ever since I broke it , I can't bear it !
i love how el primo siempre se preocupa por mi	I love how el primo always looks out for me.
but whatever shoutout to roque por bailar me today!!!	but whatever shoutout to Roque for dancing with me today!!!
ill just let it go! tht was stupid to get mad of but ya que!	I'll just let it go! That was stupid to get mad over but whatever!
<user> why wouldnt i do tht! you've proved to me tht you are wrth every single wrd i said! eres la mejor amiga de todas! love you!	<user> why wouldn't I do that! You've proven to me that you are worth every single word I said! You're the best friend of all! Love you!
<user> <user> <user> no preocupaciones me and marlensita got this	<user> <user> <user> don't worry , Marlen and I got this .
<user> <user> <user> most definetly well si voy cause mi dad dijo que si y luego que aver que most likely a yes but still	<user> <user> <user> most definetly yeah I'm going because my dad said so and then we'll see most likely a yes though
<user> ommgggg yesss hasta que se nos hace vernos! y no nomas una si no muchas lol!!	<user> omg finally we get to see each other! and not just once but many many times lol!!
no pos wow bonita chulada! im locked out of the house and my sisters bawling her eyes out!!!	Now that's a pretty mess! I'm locked out of the house and my sister's crying her eyes out!!!
i swear we never get tired of each other.. we've been seeing each other for the past three weeks y no ay pedo lol	i swear we never get tired of each other .. we've been hanging out for the past three weeks and there's no slowing down lol
damn exactly 6 months from today vamos andar de pary!!! woot woot!!!	Damn exactly six months from today we're gonna be partying!!! Woot woot!!!
<user> que ya el rancho nos esta esperando right bigbooty?	<user> Is the ranch waiting for us already, bootyfull?
tan bien que ivan las cosas... im so lost what did i do?!	Things were going so well . . . I'm so lost , what did I do ?!
osea ya me estoy haciendo super mega famosa!!!!  lmao	So , I 'm becoming super mega famous ! ! !  lmao
<user> oseaaaa mega amigis claro que you are me lo tienes mas que comprovado	<user> that's right mega friends , you've more than proven it to me .
i can only send them to him! i dont care como me mire when i snapchat poncho el tambien se ve pa la fregada lol jk jk	I can only send them to him! I don't care cómo me mire when I Snapchat Poncho he also looks like shit lol jk jk
this shit fuken pisses me off!!! siempre tratando de aser de las bancas de adentro!!!!	This shit fuken makes me mad!!! Always trying to make the inside benches!!!
i swear la platica con crystal was just perfff!!!	I swear the conversation with Crystal was just perfect!!!
<user> like a agapito supposly ya lo conosen en todos los casinos lmao	<user> like Agapito supposedly they know him in all the casinos lmao
<user> i aint really liking the idea. como que si como que no. se la van a pasar en los casinos!!!	<user> I really don't dig the idea . It's like , maybe yes , maybe no . They're gonna spend the whole time at the casinos !!!
i like being a summer baby! especially cause i always spend my bday at rodeos  mi mero mole!	I like being a summer baby ! Especially because my birthday is always spent at rodeos , my ultimate favorite !
<user> ima go sleepover your casa over the summer for a whole week! and thats good to hear asi me gusta	<user> ima go sleepover at your house over the summer for a whole week! and that's great to hear me gusta
y luego from my dads side.. that was extra hard because i love and get along with every single one of them all my life	and then from my dad's side .. that was extra difficult because I love and have gotten along with each and every one of them all my life
me dos!!! y fuck a los que no lea guste lol	me too !!! and fuck those who don't like it lol
lifes crazy girl but heyyyy the good thing is que andamos al cien right now ans we cleared everything out	Life's crazy girl but heyyyy the good thing is we're doing great right now and we cleared everything out
<user> yea lol. alexia always makes fun of me cause im short. y siempre le digo que she wont be able to wear heels y se enoja haha	"<user> yea lol . alexia always makes fun of me because i'm short . and i always tell her that ""un día te vas a querer poner tus tacones y no vas a poder"" and she gets mad haha"
<user> like barley 3'11 y ella ya 5ft	<user> like barely 3ft 11 and her 5ft already
<user> same thing i say que cresca pa arriva pero de pata no lol. ya que tho shes allready like a size bigger then me shes a 7 nd im a 6	<user> same , i say que crezca para arriba pero de lado , no de pata . pero ya , ella es como un número más grande que yo , soy un 6 y ella es un 7 .
ojos verdes on replayyy	Green eyes on replayyy
oh really?! bestfriends right? de cuando aca?	oh really ?! besties since when ? desde cuándo ?
manana voy a conquistar la will forever be an amazing song. not because me la dedicaron but because my momma always jams to it!	"""Tomorrow I'm going to conquer the 'will forever be an amazing song.' Not because anyone dedicated it to me, but because my momma always jams to it!"""
your lucky i cant sleep cause i took a nap hace rato si no i'd be knocked out!	Your lucky I can't sleep because I took a nap a while ago , or else I'd be knocked out !
no mattet how cute you were me caiste gordo!!!	It doesn't matter how cute you were I fell you fat!!!
pos disque ando arreglada. pos i guess i am lol	Well , I guess I'm all dolled up lol .
i textes my mom all happy about it i even sent her emojis y ni me contesta	i textes my mom all happy about it , i even sent her emojis and she doesn't reply me .
ya duermete patty aver si se te ablanda la cabeza poquito pa que no este tan duera lol love you!	"""Go to sleep Patty so your head can soften up a bit 'cause you're being a real dummy lol love you!"""
love you too mi pato!!	Love you too my duck!
<user> si estas mi patty lol jk	<user> if you're my patty lol jk
<user> yea dude... ni se que decir le	<user> yeah bro... I don't even know what to tell him.
<user> cause my bus gets here at 6:30 and i take like an hour to get ready so mujer aprevenida vale por dos lol	<user> because my bus gets here at 6:30 and I take about an hour to get ready so una mujer prevenida vale por dos lol
i wonder como anda mi negro en el trabajo	"I wonder how my ""negro"" is doing at work."
me avente exactly a month of vacation sali the 20th of december y today is my last day of vaycay!	I spent exactly one month on vacation , I left on the 20th of December and today is my last day of vaycay !
i honestly couldnt ask for a better mother  con esta hasta le sobra el amor	i honestly couldn't ask for a better mother with this one love overflows
yea i kinda bitched them out! but ya que. se lo buscaron	Yeah I kinda chewed them out! But they deserved it.
no pero si fuera sido de ellas nos esperariamos hasta que varrieran el parking lot lol.	No but if it had been up to them we would've waited until they swept the parking lot lol.
hoy les reclame todo a mis brothers y dad!	I yelled at my brothers and dad today!
<user> ahahhaha como tu chaparra?! lol jk jk ahhh i understand!	<user> ahahhaha like you shorty?! lol lol ahhh i get it!
i went sleep at 4 y ya estoy levantada -.-	I went to sleep at 4 and I'm already up -.-
<user> hasta que te acuerdas de mi! i miss you!!	<user> finally you remember me! i miss you!!
okay ya voy a cerrar mis ojitos y contar borregitos lol  night!	Okay I'll close my eyes now and count sheep lol good night!
<user> i knoe same here! ayer when i wasnt suppose to fall asleep porque me reganavan by 1 ya estava roncando y hora ni me pelan!	<user> i know same here! yesterday when i wasn't supposed to fall asleep porque me regañaban a las 1 ya estaba ronca y ahora ni me pelan !
<user> que bueno. live the single life! its always better. pregunte me ami lol	<user> that's great . live the single life ! it's always better . ask me , me lol
<user> ya tiene novia otra ves?! and yo no. yo soy muy valiente. nomas me tapo los ojos half way y todo es okay lmao	<user> does he have a girlfriend again ?! and I don't . I'm so brave . I just cover my eyes halfway and everything's okay lmao .
<user> ugghh i know pero pos ya que yolo!!! that was a weekend to remember tho!	<user> ugghh I know but oh well , YOLO !!! It was a weekend to remember though !
so when im at a party or something my fone is always vibrating getting txts and what not. & when im bored ni quien me pele -.-	So when I'm at a party or something my phone is always vibrating getting texts and stuff . When I'm bored no one bothers me .
<user> idk most likely despues de church... are you doing something?	<user> I don't know , probably after church ... Are you doing anything ?
<user> yesss we can probs pick you up si es que we convince him	<user> yesss we can probably pick you up if we manage to convince him
<user> omg i hate it! my mom tells us how her and her sisters hated when mi gpa no le decia si o no and im like thts how i feel!	<user> omg i hate it! my mom tells us how she and her siblings hated when my grandfather wouldn't give a clear yes or no answer and i'm like that's how i feel about <em>something</em>!
"""i tld artemio im gonna die because this pain on my arms is to much y me dice """"pos que esperas, ya muerte"""" he loves me to damn much"""	"""I told Artemio I'm gonna die because this pain in my arms is too much and he says 'then what are you waiting for, die already?' He loves me too damn much."""
i legitally screamed!!!! no fue una si no dos!!!	I literally screamed!!!! It wasn't one , but two!!!
<user> yea i do and thanks fot everything pero no lo quiero enfadar lol	<user> yeah I do and thanks for everything but I don't want to piss him off lol
<user> yo tambien amanesi barefoot! do you ever feel like si no trai socks and your feet get cold your whole body gets cold?	<user> I did too! Barefoot amanesi, haha . Do you ever feel like if your feet get cold , your whole body gets cold ?
<user> ahhhh entonces asi si pues. you can say im weird then? lol	<user> ahhhh so true then . You can say I'm weird then ? lol
me avente mis buenas vacasiones! 4 week vacation!!! /o\	I had such a great vacation! 4 week vacation!!! /o\
<user> im not weird lol... si a esas vamos pos uste tambien.	<user> I'm not weird lol ... If we're going that way , you too .
i also cant sleep without my little pillow que mi abuelita nita me iso	I also can't sleep without my little pillow that my grandmother Nita made for me.
i sleep with socks but i always wake up with only one on y la otra by my pillow!	I sleep with socks but I always wake up with only one on and the other one is missing by the pillow!
<user> yesss sir lol but i always have to sleep with fresh socks cuando me voy a dormir i change them si no no duermo agusto	<user> yesss sir lol but I always have to sleep with fresh socks , when I go to bed I change them or else I won't sleep well .
<user> en la morning le digo cause she went to sleep cause se enfermo	<user> I'll tell her in the morning because she fell asleep as she wasn't feeling well.
horita its all fun and games but alrato que ira hacer!	Right now it's all fun and games but later it's gonna get real !
"""telling my brothers hace rato about tht yahoos pg on insta and they both respond with """"oooo let me find out who it is y no se la van acavar"""""""	"""Telling my brothers hace rato about that yahoos' PG on Insta and they both respond with 'oooo let me find out who it is I'm gonna fuck them up'"""
va ser una hermosura when shes oldr..... as much as i hate her i still love her!	It's going to be a beauty when she's older . . . as much as I hate her , I still love her !
and no matter what i still love mi sisterna!!!!	and no matter what i still love mi hermana!!!!
"""everything was always my way! siempre era """"lo que la nina quiera"""" and now its """"alex quiere eso, eso se va aser"""" -.-"""	"""Everything was always my way! It was always 'whatever the girl wants' and now it's 'Alex wants this, that's what we're doing' -.-"""
i think the only one que lo puede aser renegar without him getting mad es mi sister! it irratates me!	I think the only one who can make him complain without him getting mad is my sister ! It annoys me !
i only like being home when oscar or mom are home too si no i rather be in school or somewhere else!	I only like being at home when Oscar or mom are at home too , otherwise I'd rather be in school or somewhere else !
i wish i was in school!!! i hate being home. cause my dad se enpacienta mucho and starts yelling -.-	I wish I was in school!!! I hate being at home because my dad gets so impatient and starts yelling .
<user> de nada but tu tienes el brush so even better lol sounds easier	<user> no problem but you have the brush so even better lol sounds easier
<user> haha yea. and yes really tambien mi cunada was scared but como mi tio trabaja en un zapateria he tld her que hace si las laban	<user> haha yea . and yes , really mi cunada was also scared , but since mi tio works at a shoe store , he told her que hace if they get washed .
<user> wow!!! nice lol well you can buy tht too but my cunada has had hers for like two years and she barley washed the other day en la	<user> wow!!! nice lol well you can buy that too but my sister-in-law has had hers for like two years and she barely washed it the other day .
<user> i jst got mine y ya se mancharon -.-	<user> i just got mine and they've already gotten dirty -.-
i love how se deja llevar con nosotros!	I love how he/she goes with the flow with us!
"""i didnt know it offended you so much! but si no te fijaste it says """"pa que quiero bestfriends when i have cousins"""" mann seriously!!!"""	"I didn't know it offended you so much! But if you didn't notice , it says ""para qué quiero mejores amigas cuando tengo primas"" mann seriously!!!"
<user>: watching telepaisa movies y dan ganas ya de andar en los coleaderos	<user>: watching telepaisa movies makes me want to go horse riding already!
im glad we have my tio crispin fot another year and hopefully diosito le de mucho tiempo mas a nuestro lado. alegrando nos nostros corazones	I'm glad we have my uncle Crispin for another year and hopefully God will give him much more time by our side . Filling our hearts with joy .
<user> oh i jst did dicen que como esta el palillo	<user> oh i just did they say how's the toothpick
<user> viejo inutil lol hes full of shit! ainy nobody got time for him!!!	<user> useless old man lol he's full of shit! ain't nobody got time for him !!!
"""being blocked my your own cousin disque """"sister"""" on twitter... ta bueno puess    al puro cien"""	"""being blocked by your own cousin who calls herself 'sister' on twitter ... that's cool I guess   top notch"""
<user> eyyyy lol.... hey changa send me la picture que tienenes on tu keyboard	<user> eyyyy lol ... hey homie send me the pic you got on your keybo .
<user> so ya no te voy a ver for tu birthday?!	<user> So I'm not gonna see you on your birthday ?!
<user> yea probably! but idk yet nomas mi tia le hablo a mi ma. and yea ta chisqiada la alexia	<user> yeah probably ! But I don't know yet , only my aunt spoke to my mom . and yeah , Alexia is so pissed off .
"""<user> ya dije y no me rajo lol! hace rato salio alexia modelando mis """"interiores"""" lmaooo"""	"<user> I already said it and I'm not chickening out lol! Alexia just modeled my ""undies"" LMAOOO"
<user> lmaooo como dijo mi es lo madre asi vengansen yo tengo ropa pa aventar pa afuera lol... seriously i realized i have sooo much	<user> lmaooo as my mom says it's the truth so come at me i have clothes to throw at you guys lol... seriously i realized i have sooo much
<user> you really dont get pimples.. nomas es saber se cuidar like not sleeping with makeup.. tht gives you acne!!	<user> you really don't get pimples .. it's just about taking care of yourself like not sleeping with makeup .. that gives you acne !
yo no soy rincorosa and no matter what i will always be here for any one as long as they show me trust too	I'm not bitter and no matter what , I'll always be here for anyone as long as they show me trust as well .
okay i got my goodnight snapchat /.\ so horasi a dormir	Okay , I got my goodnight snap . Now , time for bed .
traigooo perdida la feeee... traigo el corazon herido   my all time favorite song from viento!	I've lost faith... I have a broken heart, my all time favorite song from Wind!
"""<user> haha yea!! like the day of bdubs """"no se vayan que quiero saber el chisme"""" lmaooo"""	"<user> haha yea ! like the day of bdubs ""do not leave because I want to know the gossip"" lmaooo"
<user> lmaooo omg like member tht one time we were making cueritos for chuyitos and arlenes bday and i busted out my dance move y tu	<user> lmaooo omg remember that one time we were preparing little piggy skins for Chuy's and Arlene's birthday and I suddenly started dancing and you...
<user> yea i hope i am. but ya te dejo cause ima knock out	<user> yeah I hope I am. But I'ma knock out soon so goodnight.
<user> omg dude i sweae we need to get rid of alot of stuff empesando con mi ropa lol	<user> omg dude i sweae we need to get rid of a lot of stuff starting with my clothes lol
<user> mendiga -.- and yea i know but this moving is a pain in the booty ive been up since 9 cleaning and packing stuff y apenas	<user> damn it -.- and yeah I know but this moving is a pain in the ass I've been up since 9 cleaning and packing stuff and it's not even half done yet
i'll jst stick to my marlenesita and judith son las unicas que me pelan. ohhh and nayeli but shes so far away :(	I'll just stick to my Marlenesita and Judith are the only ones who care about me . Oh , and Nayeli , but she's so far away 😔
<user> <user> cause he almost busted his booty hace rato you should of seen him and artemio lol	<user> <user> cause he almost broke his ass cheech you should've seen him and artemio lol
<user> but then tambien mu brother wrks early manana so tambien poreso ya ni dije nada	<user> but then my brother also works early in the morning so that's why I didn't say anything
it feels great to be in pjs y bien fresh	It feels great to be in pyjamas and feel so damn refreshed.
i actually wanted to go but at the same timw all i wanted was come home shower y a dormir!	I actually wanted to go but at the same time all I wanted was to come home , shower and sleep !
<user> im jst asking apoco no es lo que saben aser?	<user> im just asking don't they always do that ?
<user> aye mi patty ni en sus suenos will they ever grow up!	<user> aye my patty , they'll never grow up , even in their dreams !
i need to go to sleep y dejarme de tanta pendejada!!!	I need to go to sleep and stop messing around!!!
i mean i dont care if he drinks... but que sepa su limite!!!! cuando llega a la casa bien perdido is what gets me mad!!	I mean , I don't care if he drinks ... but he should know his limit !!!!! It's when he gets home wasted that pisses me off !
like seriously educen ustedes a sus hijas como puedan y quieran and let my mom do whatever the fuck she wants with us!	Like seriously , raise your daughters however the hell you want and leave my mom to do whatever the fuck she wants with us !
<user> y ese milagro. its always open! thts how ive gotten in like 3 times lol	<user> and that miracle . it's always open ! that's how i've gotten in like three times lol
<user> si dios quiere pa this weekend	<user> if god wills it for this weekend.
"""then she was like """"ahhhh ya me acuerde"""" and starts laughing -.- haha your veey funny mother!!"""	Then she was like “Ahhh sí me acuerdo” and starts laughing -.- haha your very funny mom!!
"""nayeli: """"was it a baile de......"""" me: """"yea it was"""" nayeli: """"lmaoo pos que cuasualidad"""" lmaooo she made my day tht was too funny!!"""	"""nayeli: 'was it a baile de ...' me: 'yea it was' nayeli: 'lmaoo then what a coincidence' lmaooo she made my day tht was too funny!!"""
<user> ill tell her manana she knocked out... and pa que beauty sleep si belleza ya tengo lol jk jk... i do need it.	<user> I'll tell her tomorrow , she's knocked out ... and who needs beauty sleep when I already have beauty , right ? LOL , LOL ... but I do need it .
<user> omg text me i wanna hora porque lol	<user> omg text me I want to know because lol
rain on your parade: arruinar tus planes i'm sorry to rain on your parade, but you're not allowed to have alcohol inside this building.	"""To ruin your plans: arruinar tus planes, sorry to arruinar tus planes, but you're not allowed to have alcohol inside this building."""
through thick and thin: en las buenas y en las malas. i ’ll be there for you through thick and thin.	Through thick and thin: en las buenas y en las malas. I'll be there for you en las buenas y en las malas.
<user> y'all don't say that when y'all drinking en la madrugada	<user> you guys don't say that stuff when you're drunk at the wee hours of the morning
through thick and thin: en las buenas y en las malas. i ’ll be there for you through thick and thin.	Through thick and thin: En las buenas y en las malas. I'll be there for you en las buenas y en las malas.
<user> lmao me? de k ablas si yo soy un angelito... i don't do that! ni uno ya no! how many have u broken? lol :d	<user> lmao what are you talking about , I'm an angel ... I don't do that ! Not even one ! How many have you broken ? lol :d
i'm always fighting in that class con la de monterrey, el de san luis i con el de coahuila i el de durango /. -!!!	I'm always fighting in that class with the one from Monterrey , the one from San Luis , the one from Coahuila and the one from Durango .
<user>.. you have the same username for everything no mames ha.	<user>... you have the same username for everything damn it LOL.
<user> <user> nimodo asi pasa!! mirame a mi xd ya somos dos fuck it...	<user> <user> that's the way it goes!! look at me xd we're two now , fuck it ...
<user> my mugg. santa claus y le. puse ho ho ho	"<user> my mug . I just got it , it says "" Ho Ho Ho "" ."
i would n’t say my boyfriend is (6) i ’d say he is (7) (6: hermoso)(7: guapo)	I wouldn't say my boyfriend is handsome, I'd say he is gorgeous.
<user> he was angry with me es correcto y escucho mucho más he got mad at you:)	<user> He was angry with me is correct and I hear much more he got mad at you:)
fuhk it ya me avente un buen rato	Fuck it I've been having a good time for a while now
<user> nah , some ceviche or aguachiles tho >>>	<user> nah , some ceviche or real small shrimp cocktails though >>>
i have a new puppy, she is very (4) she is (5) (4: bella) (5: preciosa)	I have a new puppy, she is very bella, she is preciosa.
<user> ahhhhh, sorry entendi mal, ya relei lo que dices. enviamelo por fa por correo:)	<user> ahhhhh, I misunderstood you , I re-read what you said . Send it to me via email:)
<user> excuse me, do you know where the restrooms are? las forma de preguntar no es una informal y otra formal las dos son diferentes	<user> excuse me , do you know where the bathrooms are ? the ways of asking are different , one is informal and the other is formal .
listen up: presta atención. the teacher told us to listen up, or else we would miss something important that would be on the test.	Listen up: Presta atención! The teacher told us we better listen up or we'll miss something super important that's gonna be on the test .
"""as coach g'rod would say """"mexico lleva a tu gente!!!"""""""	"""as coach g'rod would say 'Mexico bring your people!!!'"""
debbie downer: una persona a la que le gusta bajarle el estado de ánimo de un grupo. becky is so pessimistic, she is such a debbie downer.	Debbie Downer: a person who likes to bring down the mood of a group. Becky is so pessimistic, she's such a downer.
in the heat of the moment: en un momento de rabia (?) i do n’t hate you it ’s just sometimes i say the wrong things in the heat of the moment	In the heat of the moment: en el calor del momento, no te odio , es solo que a veces digo cosas equivocadas en el calor del momento .
<user> nahhh yo soy de rencores lol if you fuck me over i'm keeping track of that shit and holding it against you lol	<user> nahhh I'm all about holding grudges lol if you fuck me over I'll keep a record of that shit and never let you forget it lol
<user> stupid.. i think u do sometimes!! :o ya se por quien tmb... lol	<user> stupid.. i think u do sometimes!! :o i know for who too... lol
feeling blue: estar deprimido my dog was feeling a little blue today.	feeling blue: feeling depressed My dog was feeling a little depressed today.
"""it is what it is: algo así como """"que le vamos a hacer"""" we missed our game today. oh well, it is what it is."""	"""it is what it is: something like ""que sera sera"" we missed our game today . Oh well , it is what it is . """
small talk: hablar de cosas triviales person 1: what did you guys talk about on the date? person 2: it was mainly just small talk.	small talk: hablar sobre cosas sin importancia Person 1: ¿De qué hablaron en la cita? Person 2: Fue principalmente charla intrascendente.
fiorentina has cuadrado in the bench no pos wow	Fiorentina has cuadrado on the bench , damn wow .
ughh!!!! oh well, i guess fresh start from now on!! 2013 was absolutely a shitty ass year! acabo como tuvo k acabar...	Ughh!!!! Oh well, I guess fresh start from now on!! 2013 was terrible from start to finish . It ended the way it had to end …
<user> <user> like y esta werka ke kiereeee yo ya no les voy a dar leche eeee!!! ya estoy muy viejaaa muuuuuu lmao jk	<user> <user> likes how this fucker wants it , I'm not milking them anymore eeee!!! I'm too oldddd lmao jk
el ruido de tus zapatos- la arrolladora  omg thats my song!!	The noise of your shoes - La Arrolladora  omg that's my song!!
<user> there fhkn bomb huh!!! aun que sea comida pobre todavia me encantar lol haha don't worry i still get results lolol	<user> there fhkn bomb huh!!! even if it's poor people's food i still love it lol haha don't worry i'm still getting results lolol
only duranguense groups that annoy the fuck outta me es eltrono y k-paz! esos weyes son muy romanticos! parecen jotos igual k los players!	The only duranguense groups that annoy the hell out of me are El Trono and K-Paz ! Those guys are too romantic ! They're just like fags same with the players !
<user> alreadyyy!!! which gym do you go to? i need to start working out asap me toy poniendo toa gorda. lol	<user> alreadyyy!!! which gym do you go to? i need to start working out asap i'm getting fat . lol
shed pounds: perder peso i ’m doing lots of cardio to shed the pounds off.	I'm doing lots of cardio to lose the weight.
"""i heard a saying k """"mientras el hombre esconde a su amante, la mujer lo presenta como amigo?"""" sera sierto.. lol"""	"""I heard a saying that 'while the man hides his mistress , the woman introduces him as a friend ?' Is it true ? lol"""
theres two of them: son dos p1: how many kidneys are in the body? p2: there ’s two of them	"""There are two of them: Son dos riñones."""
silver lining: rayo de luz / aspecto positivo. every cloud has a silver lining, look on the bright side of it.	The phrase converted to English is: Silver lining: beam of light / bright side. Every cloud has a silver lining, look on the bright side.
<user> aver dime? txt me!!	<user> come on , tell me ! text me !!
big bang for your buck: super ganga / excelente inversión	big bang for your buck: super excellent investment
la pina cuts hair 20minutes before playing <user>	The pineapple cuts hair 20 minutes before playing <user>
<user> havia is made with usually made with imitation crab meat, idk atleast with ceviche i know it's real shrimp lol	<user> it's usually made with artificial crab meat , I don't know at least with ceviche I know it's real shrimp lol
<user> but hs tambien ehh & i know  por pa que keremos mas asi estamos bien less bs ._.	<user> but it's also ehh & I know por eso que keremos mas asi estamos bien less bullshit ._.
<user> so he talked 2 em & 2 us & let us kno that we were all his friends y k no nos keria ver peliar so he diffused the situation	<user> so he talked to them and to us and let us know that we were all his friends and that he didn't want to see us fighting so he defused the situation
i rented 2 movies? now can someone come to my house ^ ~ ^ nomas traigan food	I rented two movies. Now someone just needs to come over to my house ^ ~ ^ just bring some food
ya se fue mi nephew l'rey ora si puedo echarme una mimis without him biting me	My nephew l'Rey has left now , I can finally have a nap without him biting me .
whatever helps you sleep at night: sarcasmo si te hace feliz decir/hacer eso pues hazlo aunque a mi meparece ridículo +	Whatever helps you sleep at night: if being sarcastic makes you happy then go ahead and do it , even though I think it's ridiculous .
<user> you a trip!!! haha u wish, estan contra el campeon no cruz azul	<user> You're a trip!!! haha ya wish, they're not against the champion but Cruz Azul
t doy coca y cuetes k son cuates kn mi ruca maria juana.. no hay otra! fumando me llamo.. rolando mota spm killed it on that last verse xd	I give coke and bangers , because they are homies with my girl Mary Jane .. there's no other ! Smoking is my name . Rolando the weed , SPM killed it on that last verse xd
by heart: de memoria. i have finally learned all this vocabulary by heart (i hope you guys are working on it:)	I have finally learned all this vocabulary de memoria .
<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> de nada:) i know how much you kiddos enjoy time off lol	<user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> It's nothing :) , I know you guys love time off , lol .
"""upset: no solo es """"disgustado ” también significa algo así como"""" trastornado """"talk to me kristen, why are you so upset?"""	"""upset: it doesn't only mean 'disgusted' but also means something like 'disturbed'. talk to me <kristen>, why are you so freaked out?"""
<user> necesitas regañar a tu jefe (o llamarle la atención) ya que es rudo. did this help?:)	<user> you need to tell off your boss (or give him a piece of your mind) because he's being a dick . Did that help ?:)
ojale que te muerde in vampiro pa que te quite lo frio haha	Hopefully a vampire bites you to warm you up haha
<user> don't chase someone que no te quiere, alcavo que son mas los que vegan que los que van	<user> Don't chase after someone who doesn't want you , there are more coming than the ones going .
she is well into her 50s: tiene más de 50.	She's well over fifty.
<user> okay orita te esnapeo lol	<user> okay I'm snapchatting you right now lol
the great war: la primera guerra mundial. the great war was without precedent... never had so many nations taken up arms at a single time.	The great war: The First World War . The great war was without a precedent , never had so many nations taken up arms at once .
<user> pay back es lo q veo se usa más:] y si pagar con la misma moneda.	<user> paying back is what I see being used more:] and if paying with the same coin .
hello contestame el telefono, donde te as ido? :/	Hello answer the phone , where have you been ? :/
lawyer appointment aver k mentirias me cuenta hoy	Legal appointment , let's see what lies they'll tell me today .
<user> pues si i wanna go tto pluckers on sunday is the super bowl <<<	<user> well if i wanna go we should go to pluckers on sunday , it 's the super bowl >>>
<user> <user> nahh wtf yall can go to a stip club if yall want nosotros keremos ir a comer!!	<user> <user> nahh wtf y'all can go to a strip club if y'all want we want to go eat !!
chubby: rechoncho (un poco gordo) did you gain weight? your cheeks look a little chubby.	"""Chubby"": a little fat (thicker) . Did you gain weight ? Your cheeks look a bit rechoncho ."
"""<user> ellen """"quiere"""" entrevistar a julianna margulies, clooney says: she is a tough cookie, she is a hard one to catch..."""	"<user> Ellen ""wants"" to interview Julianna Margulies, Clooney says: she's a tough cookie, she's not easy to catch..."
<user> idk mariscos are bomb!!!, ceviche de pescado is good also but i'd rather munch on some shrimp tacos lol	<user> I don't know , seafood is bomb !!! Seafood ceviche is also good , but I'd rather snack on some shrimp tacos . lol
moves along: se mueve a lo largo. the dead whale moves along with the waves until it reaches shore.	The whale skeleton moves along with the waves until it reaches the shore.
<user> <user> i yo como  orita mando a mis new homies  jk dile a jose	<user> <user> and I will order right now send my new homies  just kidding tell Jose
<user> son puiro que mujeres!!! lol, i mean i think ur girl would want to see you act like a man not a bitch!!	<user> They're all like women!!! lol, I mean I think your girl would want to see you act like a man not a bitch!!!
<user> haha no podras tu.. lol yo ni tomo	<user> haha you can't , I don't drink lol
it ’s payday! hoy pagan!	It's payday! They pay today!
owned up to his/her mistake: aceptar un error. i owned up to my mistake and apologized.	owned up to his/her mistake: reconoció su error e pidió disculpas.
miguel commented on my picture ayy weeeey	Miguel commented on my picture ohh weeey
there is always room to grow. siempre se puede mejorar	There is always space to grow. se puede mejorar siempre
<user> enserio there is some caga palo ass drivers out there lol	<user> Seriously , there are some shitty drivers out there lol .
<user> hahaa they do it to play around swith you tho, idk all guys are different. creo que quieres alguen que aparese hombre!! lol	<user> hahaa they do it to mess with you tho, idk all guys are different. I think you want someone who acts like a man ! lol
<user>: love comedy, were always up for a laugh. ya vez <user> that's why i like ppl who can make me laugh!:)	<user>: loves comedy , always down to have a good laugh . ya sabes <user> that's why i like people who can make me laugh :)
<user> porq si no nos corrigen no sabemos como mejorar, nosotros por naturaleza somos sordos para los sonidos del inglés see you:)	<user> if we're not corrected we won't know how to improve , we're naturally deaf to the sounds of English see you:)
it puzzles me: me desconcierta. it puzzles me how it can snow one day in texas, and the next day it ’s 70 degrees fahrenheit.	It puzzles me how it can be snowy and cold one day in Texas and then 25°C the next.
plenty of fish in the sea. hay mucho más donde elegir our relationship is over, but there ’s plenty of fish in the sea.	There are plenty of fish in the sea. There's so much more to choose from. Our relationship is over, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.
<user> depende del contexto pero eso fue lo primero q se me vino a la cabeza, that is a good one!	<user> it depends on the context but that's the first thing that came to my mind , that is a good one !
<user>: baaaaaaabe i'm hungry. vamos a cicis after 6?	<user>: baaaaaaabe I'm hungry . Let's go to cicis after 6 pm ?
<user> pues si ya lo tienes sure  si no i'll wait	<user> if you already have it sure , if not i'll wait
he estado escuchando muchas películas británicas y noto q algunas veces t al final como en pet también es lo q yo llamo t muda... next	"I've been watching a lot of British movies lately and I notice that sometimes y'all say ""ta"" at the end , that's what I call the mute t ... next ."
do n’t give me that: no me digas esas mentiras. person 1: i was going to wash the dishes, but then i felt sick. person 2: do n’t give me that!	Person 1: Don't tell me those lies. Person 1: I was going to wash the dishes, but then I felt sick. Person 2: Don't give me that!
i don't think i'm (25) i just like (26) stuff (25: tacaño) (26: muy barato)	i don't think i'm (cheap) i just like ( inexpensive) stuff
<user> no seas amargadaaaa!!! lol xd that would be fun too:)	<user> Don't be a party pooper!!! lol xd that would be fun too:)
same here: lo mismo digo: person 1: i had a long day. person 2: same here.	Same here: I feel you: Person 1: I had a long day. Person 2: I feel you, same here.
i look dreadful: luzco terrible. thanks to the flu, i look dreadful.	I look terrible. Thanks to the flu, I really look quite awful.
hate on. algo así como “insultar ” decir cosas malas de algo/alguien. don't hate on my favorite team.	"""Don't hate on my favourite team. Something like 'hating', saying bad things about something/someone."""
<user> pero no en conversaciones diarias, o si? pensando... mami por q traes a la luz eso...:) it works!	<user> but not in everyday conversations , right ? Thinking ... Mommy , why do you bring that up ... :) it works !
say it like it is: decir la verdad. you ’re the best person i know, i ’m not exaggerating; i ’m saying it like it is.	say it like it is: dime la verdad . eres la mejor persona que conozco , no exagero; lo estoy diciendo tal cual es .
<user> lmao ni te creo , idk time flies as you get older i remember be a kid and the days seem wayyy longer	<user> I don't believe you , I don't know , time flies as you get older , I remember being a kid and the days seemed like they were eternity .
you should thank me hunny!! yo hise lo k eres hoy en dia!! :d lmao	You should thank me honey ! I made you what you are today ! :d lmao
what about these? conceited engreído friendly amistoso lazy perezoso charming encantador conceited engreído stubborn obstinado	What about these? conceited egotistical friendly amicable slothful perezoso charming encantador conceited egotistical stubborn obstinado
so i finally met him... i el wey no me callo	So I finally met him... he didn't shut up
keep up: seguir el ritmo. you have to keep up or you'll get left behind.	You have to seguir el ritmo or you'll get left behind.
shameless: sin vergüenza she is completely shameless, she does n’t care who she has to step on as long as she gets what she wants.	Shameless: She doesn't have any scruples , she doesn't care whom she has to trample over as long as she gets what she wants.
si estás en una fila y quieres dejar pasar a alguien le dices: please go ahead	If you're in a line and you want to let someone cut in , you say : please go ahead .
"""<user> algunas veces puedes escuchar """"she don't mind"""" :( de"""	"<user> sometimes you can hear ""she don't mind"" :( from"
<user> lol eso so se noto , gracias yarii , why was it boring? no type of turn up? lmao	<user> lol that didn't seem fun , thanks yarii , was it not lit? lmao
<user> tienes el nombre muy parecido a otro usuario :( y le estaba enviando la info a el sorry, sorry, sorry	<user> your username is very similar to another user's :( and I was sending him the info , sorry , sorry , sorry
<user> i wasn't planning to go whatsoever está perfectamente bien:)	<user> I wasn't planning to go at all. That's perfectly fine :)
only graciela would come to me saying chisme chisme chisme  pinche chonaa lmao	"""Only Graciela would come to me saying gossip gossip gossip dammit Chonaa lmao"""
all ears: escuchando atentamente. person 1: listen carefully. person 2: i ’m all ears!	All ears: Escuchando atently. Person 1: All eyes and ears! Person 2: I'm all ears!
you look just like. te pareces mucho a.. you look just like your mother	You look just like your mamá.
go with the flow: varias cosas una sigue a la mayoría p1: are we going to plan the trip? p2: let ’s just go with the flow and see what happen	Go with the flow: various things one follows the majority P1: Are we going to plan the trip? P2: Let's just go with el flujo and see qué pasa
<user> aww thats cute.. ya ves t dije k no tubieras hijos.. lol is she getting her ged?	<user> aww that's cute . ya te dije que no tendrías hijos .. lol is she getting her GED ?
<user> hahah todo es bien pues  , que estas haciendo que no te has dormido lol	<user> hahah everything's cool , what's up that you haven't slept yet lol
<user> gracias por el saludo, estamos trabajando mucho en la web para mejorarla, espero les ayude. saludos colega:) let's keep in touch	<user> thanks for the greeting , we 're working hard on the website to improve it , hope it helps . best regards mate :) let 's keep in touch .
<user> :( es q no solo es el link, les quiero ir dando consejos en cada correo te fijas por fa en el spam? si no te llegó revisaré mañana	<user> : ( it's not just the link , I want to give them tips in every email . Can you check if it went to your spam , just in case ? If not , I'll look into it tomorrow .
momma always saying that y le digo calleeseee!	Momma's always saying that and I'm like hush!
"""lmao this bitch said """"abia k apostarle a todas las opsiones"""" se la rifa haha"""	"lmao this bitch said ""I had to bet on all the options"" , she's so funny haha"
"""<user> no no nooo tu estas malll es """"di no a las drogas"""" no al sex lmao jk eyyyt ya te vere cabronaaaa lol"""	"<user> no no nooo you're sooo bad , say """"no to drugs"""" no to sex lmao jk see ya later bitch lol"
slippery slope: resbaladizo (figurativamente hablando) some say euthanasia will create a slippery slope to legal murder.	Slippery slope: some say euthanasia will create a treacherous path to legal murder.
<user> mira kien abla.. im good right now!! yes girl ya te dije!! -.-	<user> look who's talking .. I'm good right now ! Yes girl I told you !! -.-
<user> <user> <user> lol.. i'm calm, yo nomas t estoy diciendo como corre el agua. si no t aguantas no le entres! y ya	<user> <user> <user> lol .. i'm fine , i'm just telling you how the water flows . if you can't handle it , don't get involved ! and that's it .
<user> haha me acompañas mujer ?, i cann't rember when was the last time i went lol	<user> haha will you join me woman ?, I can't remember the last time I went out lol
<user> ni good morning ni nada nahhhhhh pudrete!!	<user> not even a good morning ! just fuck off !
<user> you is something else.. hell me tienen k cumplir mis gustos :d	<user> you're something else .. they have to cater to my every whim :d
call it a day: terminar el dia. ok guys, i ’m really tired, it ’s time to call it a day.	Ok guys, I'm really tired, it's time to finish the day.
i like this better, es mucho más usado que i like this more	I like this one better, it's much more used than 'i like this more'
first and foremost: (primero que todo) first and foremost i would like to give thanks to my family for their love and support.	First and foremost , I would like to give thanks to my family por su amor y apoyo.
ya no me metan en sus problemas que aka yo kiero ser good girl /. -	Don't drag me into your problems , I wanna be a good girl here .
as far as i know: que yo sepa. as far as i know learning english is a work in progress, we learn something new every single day	As far as I know, que yo sepa, learning English is a work in progress and we're getting better each day.
i don't wanna go there. no quiero (hacerlo/hablar). person 1: sorry about what i said. p2 forget about it, i don't wanna go there.	I don't wanna go there. I don't want to do/talk about it . Person 1: Sorry about what I said. Person 2: Forget it, I don't wanna go there.
<user> te la creo lol cx, i miss you too baby girl: *, lets go to the gym!! (: tho soon lol	<user> I believe you lol cx, I miss you too, baby girl :*, let's go to the gym !! (: soon though lol
<user> para esl pero no para audio de la vida real y como no nos entrenamos no entendemos, hope i explained it better now:]	<user> for ESL it is but not for real life audio and since we don't train , we don't understand . Hope i explained it better now:]
<user> si i went outside aver k pex y ta bien pinche foggy	<user> yeah I went outside to see how it was and it's super foggy out
<user> up to now me suena muy raro, le voy a preguntar a lisa y te contesto con seguridad. me suena up to date, up until now. be back	<user> it still sounds very weird to me , i 'll ask lisa and get back to you with a definite answer . sounds up to date , up until now . be right back .
knock it off: basta ya! knock it off snoopy, i do n’t want to get licked right now!	Stop it already! Leave me alone, Snoopy, I don't want to be licked right now!
<user> alright ya dijiste!;) wait mejor friday i need some regeatton!!!	<user> alright you said it!;) wait better friday i need some reggaetón!!!
<user> lol no pos quien sabe! pero eso si nomas hay 3 personas k me caen mal so ni les hablo! lol	<user> lol who knows ! but there are only 3 people i really dislike so i don't talk to them ! lol
increibleee... esa nooooooo: '''''(((((lol jk but still that song makes me wanna drink no se ni porke lol	incredibleee ... that one absolutely not : ''''' ((((( lol jk but still that song makes me want to drink , I don't even know why lol
<user> <user> uhh yeah.. de onde sale el	<user> <user> yeah.. where the hell is it coming from?
skinny-jean: vaqueros muy ajustados al cuerpo. i don't really want to wear skinny-jeans, i think they make me look heavy	Skinny-jean: tight-fitting trousers. I really don't want to wear skinny-jeans, I think they make me look fat.
<user> es muy talentoso el amigo  i like cypress hill too!!	<user> my friend is very talented  I like Cypress Hill too !
my sister has a better phone than me  no mames.	My sister has a better phone than me no way José.
<user> that's what i said, parsons es mi viejo but rondo shhi he cold	<user> that's what i said , parsons es mi viejo but rondo shit he's fire
mi big brother ya se va al baile  i choosed his outfit (;!	My big brother is already leaving for the dance , I chose his outfit (!)
unos mariscos will hit the spot!	Some seafood will hit the spot!
tough love: cuando dices algo fuerte a alguien porque lo aprecias. no es que los nativos hablen rápido, es q nosotros entendemos despacio :(	Tough love: when you say something tough to someone because you care about them. It's not that native speakers talk fast, it's that we understand slow :(
alex wants to fight me no mames pos ora que pedo trai conmigo	Alex wants to fight me oh come on now what's up bring it on me .
pero tu aya i yo aka it's just a no	but you there and I here it's just a no
<user> not a lot of guys dance tho aun que le gustan la banda	<user> not a lot of guys dance tho even if they like the band
tubes tied: ligadura de trompas: not wanting to have any more kids, maria got her tubes tied.	Having decided she didn't want any more children, Maria got her fallopian tubes blocked/sealed/closed.
<user> ha ayy ya se.. alomejor si se ase algo el saturday.	<user> ha ayy maybe if we do something on Saturday .
back on track: volver a lo programado. i have n’t been to the gym in two weeks, i need to get back on track.	Back on track: Volver al plan . No he ido al gimnasio en dos semanas , necesito volver a lo programado .
<user> <user> oy nomas we go'n find brissa laid out ontop of a cow and shit all drunk lmfao jk	<user> <user> we're just gonna find brissa passed out on top of a cow , shitfaced drunk LMFAO haha jk
<user> eso es todo , yo ando en classe hechandole ganas lol , de donde eres?	<user> that's all , i'm in classe studying hard lol , where are you from ?
<user> smart guys? y nunca he escuchado self worth, no creo q se use, yo me iria con smart guys are self conscious/have low self esteem	<user> smart guys ? I've never heard of self worth , I don't think it's used , I'd go with smart guys have a consciousness / low self esteem .
<user>: putos putos donde sea..!!!!! uff i feel ya girl.	<user>: damn damn wherever .!!! uff i feel ya girl .
dad: siguele diana i me voy a kitar el cinto me: damn okay  dad: ten diana aki esta tu domingo & he gives me money   ️ lol	Dad: Keep it up , Diana , I'm gonna take off my belt . Me: Damn , okay . Dad: Here you go , Diana . Have some cash .
we will get married wherever you want, luna de miel es un sabado un hermoso final	We will get married wherever you want, honeymoon is a beautiful finale on a Saturday .
game on: aceptar una apuesta. person 1: i bet you $50 that the longhorns will win the game. person 2: game on!	Game on: Accept the bet . Person 1: I bet you $50 that the longhorns will win the game . Person 2: ¡Game on! Apuesta aceptada !
y si le empesamos desde hoy,? :d fuck it	And if we start it today , fuck it ? : D
mindset: forma de pensar work hard and keep a positive mindset while you ’re at it.	Mindset: the way of thinking work hard and stay positive while you're at it.
<user> con gusto tweets are back, tuve q parar por un tiempo, porque le prometí a algunos q les iba a posibilitar online coaches...	<user> gladly tweets are back , I had to stop for a while because I promised some of them I'd help them become online coaches ...
<user> thanks:) ay si todavia le hablas a mi chikiya in the future te invitamos a la boda;) lol	<user> thanks:) oh yes , my little one still talks to you , we'll invite you to the wedding in the future ; ) lol
"""<user> ya mismo le pregunto a lisa y te digo porque siempre lo he visto como """"para nada"""" makes no mention whatsoever of the tax cuts"""	"<user> i'll ask lisa right away and let you know because i've always seen it as ""not at all"" makes absolutely no mention of the tax cuts whatsoever."
<user> espero q te ayuden mucho, no te olvides desarrollar el hábito de aprender algo por 10 min todos los días have a good one:)	<user> I hope they help you a lot , don't forget to develop the habit of learning something for 10 mins every day . Have a good one:)
day off: día libre (no es day free) i should go to the spa on my day off.	Day off: free day (not day free) I should go to the spa on my free day.
cut out to be: destinados a ser pe 1: i want to be a doctor but i hate the sight of blood. p2: well, not all of us are cut out to be doctors	P1: I want to be a doctor pero me da asco la sangre . P2:Bueno , no todos estamos destinados a ser médicos .
<user> nelll weee! puro pex tuyo mantaaa chaleees weee!! te pasaaaass!!! jejeje jk	<user> it's all your fault my friend! you're trouble! hahaha you're such a joker!
<user> <user> has been nominated for the oscars for tne no movie (suena mejor)	<user> <user> has been nominated for the Oscars for the non movie (it sounds better)
better: varias cosas una es más te vale. you better clean your room by 3 pm if you want to hang out with friends this evening	You better clean your room by 3pm if you want to hang out with amigos this noche.
<user> eske cuando uno ama a su novia es bien overprotective y le dan celos y pos ya vez!.. yo soy igual con mi novia lol /. -	<user> when one loves their girlfriend they get super protective and jealous , you know ! i'm the same with my girlfriend lol /. -
freeloader: alguien que toma ventaja de la generosidad de otros. my roommate is living off of my rent payments. she is such a freeloader	freeloader: alguien que se aprovecha de la generosidad de otros . Mi compañera de cuartos vive de mis pagos de alquiler . Es una auténtica parásita .
grocery shopping: ir de compras a la tienda de comestibles. i like grocery shopping at night because it's less crowded.	Grocery shopping: ir de compras al supermercado. Me gusta ir de compras por la noche porque hay menos gente.
work my butt off: trabajar mucho. i work my butt off so that my children can have everything they need.	I work my ass off so that my children can have everything they need.
under the weather: estar enfermo. i ’m going to take the day off from work because i ’m feeling a bit under the weather.	I'm going to take the day off from work because I'm feeling a bit sick.
<user> <user> a chingao yo pa k lo kiero?? im good.. ay perdon! antes ablas haha	<user> <user> what the hell do i need it for ?? i'm good .. oh sorry ! you were speaking before haha
something's gotta give: algo así como hay q sacrificar algo. i ’m not making enough money, something ’s gotta give.	Something's gotta give: algo tiene que ceder . No gano suficiente dinero , algo así como hay que sacrificar algo .
<user> lol i woulda been like 'buelaaa no me odies xk estoy mas nalgona k tu lmao jk	"<user> lol i woulda been like 'grandma no hate pls i have more ass than you lmao jk"""
<user> lmao no le entendiste xd te kieren a ti lol	<user> lmao you didn't understand them xd they like you lol
man stfu si no quiero ir no voy	man shut the fuck up if I don't want to go I won't go
my night is ruined.. well thanks mejor me duermo ya!!!	My night is ruined.. well, thanks I'm gonna go to sleep already!!!
i used to think his name was toño  until they told me it was jonny  i was like pos como se llame /. -   ️	"I used to think his name was Toño until they told me it was Jonny . I was like "" Pues como se llame "" ."
call it a day: terminar el dia. ok guys, i ’m really tired, it ’s time to call it a day.	Okay guys , I'm really tired , it's time to terminar el día .
<user> damn why soo many classes? i got one y con eso es suficiente!, ur there since the morning?	<user> damn why so many classes ? i have one and that's enough ! , have you been there since the morning ?
<user> laying down watching tv haha wbu? quiero comer pero no me quiero levanter	<user> Laying down watching TV haha how about you? I want to eat but I don't want to get up want some delivery.
las d <user> ahh shiet! esas son pa pistiar y chillar bien machin haha jk pero ese guero si k tiene maña pa poner a uno sentimental	the <user> ahh shit ! those are for getting fucked up and crying hard haha jk but that dude sure knows how to make you feel sentimental
tbh: ya no hablas nigga fuck you tu me dejastes in the first place  i todavia kieres que te hable >.<!!! uhh	To be honest , you left me nigga fuck you , it was you who ended it first place I still want to talk to you > . < !!! uh
me: 'ama me duele mi estomago y me siento mareado :( mom: estara embarazada <user> me: no!! mom: los hombres presienten asi aveces	"me: ""my stomach hurts and I feel dizzy"" :( mom: ""are you pregnant?"" <user> me: ""no!!"" mom: ""sometimes men can feel like that too"""
<user> significa varias cosas, y slaughterhouse si es matadero, en el perfil puedes ver las 3 entradas para la misma palabra, slds:)	<user> it means different things , and yes , slaughterhouse is indeed a place where animals are killed , you can check the three entries for that word on the profile , regards:)
when your bf doesnt like your new hair.. nimodo se chingo lmao :d	when your boyfriend doesn't like your new hair do . fuck it happened lmao :d
<user> dos tres dos tres getchu sum of them lil hats	<user> two three two three getchu some of them lil hats
when my mom tells my dad i'm not gonna cook today so llevanos a comer > lol	when my mom tells my dad I'm not cooking today so we're going out to eat > lol
pay close attention presta mucha atención pay close attention because i ’m only going to explain it once.	Pay close attention porque solo lo voy a explicar una vez.
<user> ahhaa aver que quieres que te cuente lol	<user> ahhaa let's see what story you want me to tell you lol
broke down: algo que no tiene reparación o necesita reparación grande my vacuum broke down and now it wo n’t work.	"""Something that can't be fixed or needs a major repair My vacuum broke down and now it won't work."""
<user> okay then at te caigo en la noche mujer , once again	<user> I'll catch up with you tonight , my dear , once again .
start from scratch: comenzar de nuevo. i did n’t understand much, can we start from scratch?	start from scratch: empezar de cero. No entendí mucho , podemos empezar de cero ?
so much of a friend: (expresión sarcástica) que tan buen amigo. she hid many things from me, so much of a friend.	"""Such a good friend (sarcasm) she hid many things from me, so much of a friend."""
it does n’t add up: no tiene sentido. the world is going to end because the mayan calendar ends in 2012? that does n’t add up.	"""It doesn't make sense: the world is going to end because the Mayan calendar ends in 2012? That doesn't compute."""
playing hard to get: se hace la/el difícil person 1: why has n’t she called back? person 2: she must be playing hard to get.	Playing hard to get: She's/He's acting all difficult Person 1: Why hasn't she called back? Person 2: She must be playing hard to get.
tu i yo tomandonos unas shots	You and I taking some shots
depends on: depende de. person 1: would you like to go out for dinner? person 2: it depends on what time i get out of work.	Person 1: Would you like to go out for dinner? Person 2: It depends on <dependent> la hora que salga del trabajo.
orasi kiero mucho a mi brother for having my back   ️	I love my brother so much for having my back
chances are: es probable. chances are he ’ll be late again tomorrow.	It's likely that he'll be late again tomorrow.
have it down: saber algo muy bien keep practicing until you have it down.	Have it down: Sé algo muy bien , sigue practicando hasta tenerlo perfectamente .
i honestly dont give a flying fuck!!! yo digo las cosas como quiero ^.^ si no te gustan.. pues a chihuahua a un baile;)	I honestly don't give a flying fuck!!! I say things as I want to ^.^ If you don't like it , well then go to Chihuahua for a dance ;)
making plans with stacy & graciela is soo fun but such a struggle   ️ son bien idiosas las dos	Making plans with Stacy & Graciela is soo fun but such a headache . They're both very demanding .
<user> ay nooo samiii k cruel eres ke crueeel (in ur mom's voice lmao)	<user> oh nooo samiii you're so cruel so cruuuuel (in your mom's voice lmao)
<user> lol ni dinero tengo pa comida orita voy a friar unos huevos con papa y chile	<user> lol i don't even have money for food right now i'm gonna fry some eggs with potatoes and peppers
fuhk it tacos de frijol	Fuck it bean tacos
<user> la primera es la correcta, no me expliqué bien :( can you tell me who she is, can you tell me where it is, do you know who he is:)	<user> the first one is the correct one, I didn't explain myself well:( Can you tell me who she is, do you know donde está , do you know quien es ?
<user> yes it was  y tu k no kerias ir de primero... lol me agarraste mi paso perfectamente bien  now that was a turn on ;d	<user> yes it was and you didn't want to go first ... lol you caught me perfectly well my step  now that was a turn on ;d
<user> lmao ima try and grow it out for the rest of the year then ima cut it down voy aparescer lumberjack by july	<user> lmao I'm going to try and let it grow for the rest of the year then I'll cut it in July, I'll look like a lumberjack.
<user> <user> si das pal pasaje si lol cuando kieres! jk u r a sweet  ya k thanks 2 u i've met <user> a bunch of times!	<user> <user> if u give me a ride lol whenever u want ! just kidding u r a sweet one , actually , thanks to u i've met <user> several times !
"""<user> con gusto! yo les paso mucho slang, pero hmmm hehe """"culto"""" ahhahaha no se como decirlo, pero es q este es hmmm no me gusta :("""	"<user> Of course ! I share a lot of slang with them , but hmmm hehe ""cultured"" ahhahaha I don't know how to put it , but this one is just hmmm not my cup of tea : ("
mark my words: recuerda mis palabras. this economy is going to suffer, you mark my words.	Mark my words: Recuerda mis palabras, la economía se va a ver afectada, you mark my words.
than he was like deseguro you be pulling a lot of guys me: no .__.	"Then he was like ""deseguro"" you be getting a lot of guys me: no .__."
to grasp the idea: más q entender es descifrar. no se entendía antes ahora si. i feel really good when i grasp the idea in math.	To grasp the idea: more than understand , it's deciphering . It didn't make sense before , now it does . I feel really good when I get the concept in math .
early bird gets the worm: al que madruda, dios le ayuda	The early bird gets the worm: God helps those who wake up early.
i was so happy i hablando con stacy de su depressing life  actually made me feel depressed	I was so happy, talking to Stacy about her depressing life actually made me feel depressed too.
<user> lmao ni sabes ill make money just cuz i have money	<user> lmao you don't know , i'll make more money just because i have money .
<user> lol en este frio kres que te voy a ir a ver  lol mejor dile al novio xd & ah okay ya dijistes  a donde te vas a mover?	<user> lol in this cold do you think I'm going to go see you lol better tell the boyfriend xd & ah you already said it where are you going to move?
keeping from: varias cosas una es ocultar. he could n’t stand keeping this kind of information from his wife, so he came clean.	keeping from: several things one is ocultar . He couldn't stand
<user> chales yo ni bailo a balasos  jk i like dancing corridos lol	<user> man i don't even dance to gunshots sounds  jk i like dancing to narco corridos lol
<user> creo k ya me voy a juntar pero con mis amigos otra ves!!! no m dejas acabar giiirrll... calm down!! -.-	<user> I think I'm gonna hang out with my friends again!!! Don't interrupt me girl... calm down !! - . -
<user> para una empresa de auto partes llevando deliveries a talleres y dealerships:)	<user> For a car part company doing deliveries to repair shops and dealerships :)
<user> no solo es eso, es tienda de ropa en general, sports outfitter's tienda de ropa deportiva:) solo q no la usamos	<user> It's not just that , it's a general clothing store , a sports outfitter's shop for sports clothes:) We just don't use that one as often .
<user> haha o no es cierto? you could dance all night o que pedo lol	<user> haha or is it not true ? You could dance all night or what the fuck lol
sell yourself short: algo así como subestimar never sell yourself short, you ’re too intelligent to be the only thing standing in your way.	Don't ever sell yourself short, you're too smart to be your own obstacle.
<user> 4tyc got some firme pices for $7 but if you wana be a big ballla goto angies in chinatown sick ass pices nd bubblers haha	<user> 4tyc got some sweet pieces for $7 but if you wanna go hard af go to angies in chinatown their pieces and bubblers are fire haha
set loose: dejar libre: did you hear how casey anthony was set loose after only serving one year in jail?	Did you hear how Casey Anthony was left libre after only serving one year in jail ?
"""i remember when we arrived to mexico i todos en el rancho enpesaron a chiflar a gritar saying """"diana y yesenia"""" ya llegaron uff  ️  ️  ️  ️"""	"I remember when we arrived in Mexico and everyone in the village started whistling and shouting, ""Diana and Yesenia have arrived!"""
i'm so tired! tengo sueñoooo de a maiz i wanna go to sleep pero blahhh gotta wait for my love to call me pa poder dormir agusto :(	I'm so tired! I have corn sleepiness of the highest degree, I want to go to sleep but blahhh I have to wait for my love to call me so I can sleep in peace :(
or some shrimp tacos de baja	or some shrimp tacos from the Baja
<user> suele suceder.. i usually do the same cuando me encelo over my gf :/	<user> it usually happens .. i usually do the same when i'm crushing over my gf :/
cheesy. si tienen otra palabra por fa la pasan, yo diría cursi. everyone thinks the company slogan i came up with is too cheesy.	cheesy . If you have another word please share it , I'd say it's corny .
<user> jaja no te creas! we just thought it'd be funny to make ppl think we were getting married ya k todo creen x internet lmfao	<user> haha don't believe it ! We just thought it would be funny to make people think we were getting married ya k everyone believes what they see on the internet lmfao
signal loss ahh culooos	signal loss ahh assholes
hoy tenemos frases útiles para pedir direcciones: do you know which road would take me to houston faster?	Today we have useful phrases for asking directions: Do you know which road would take me to Houston faster? English words in the input are left unchanged as requested.
<user> no pues casi todas lmao, watch the news lol that always puts me rite to sleep xd	<user> yeah , pretty much all of them lmao . Watch the news lol , that's a real sleep inducer xd
i ’m out of: se me acabó. i need to go grocery shopping, i ’m out of milk.	I'm out of: Se me terminó. Tengo que ir al supermercado, se me acabó la leche.
justin said he was coming to my house pos que pedo oh que where is he? tampoco no lo kiero aki a las 12 /. -	Justin said he was coming to my house well what the hold up oh well where is he? I don't want him here at 12 either .
fuck we didn't go to church i yo que keria ir para pedir perdon por averme salido por la ventana last night	fuck we didn't go to church i really wanted to go to ask for forgiveness for escaping out the window last night
<user> sure! ay nomas me das $$$pa el pasaje & we good;) well after my gf's graduation pa en junio vamos! & en mi truck! ^.^ yes	<user> sure! just give me the $$$ for the ticket & we're good ;) well after my girlfriend's graduation in June we'll go! & in my truck! ^.^ yes
<user> lmao a maña pa todo!! yor going by car?, damm make some firme ass crumble de master kush	<user> lmao a plan for everything ! are you going by car ? damn make some strong ass crumble from master kush
<user> de nada princesa  i'm so lucky to have such a gorgeous girlfriend like you	<user> you're welcome princess I'm so lucky to have such a beautiful girlfriend like you
<user> don't tripas carnitas i rember when i used to grow mustaches like that would look firme now everything connects all dark :(	<user> Don't trip, carnitas. I remember when I used to grow mustaches like that, it would look firm. Now everything's connected, all dark:(
bring home the bacon: ser capaz de mantener la familia. i ’ve been working a lot of hours this week, i ’m ready to bring home the bacon!	bring home the bacon: ser capaz de ganar suficiente dinero . He trabajado muchas horas esta semana , ¡ estoy lista para ganar suficiente dinero !
<user> no habia pensado en ello, pero analizando, el verbo despues de cann't help es ing, el verbo despues de cann't help but es infinitiv	<user> I hadn't thought of it that way , but you're right , the verb after cann't help is ing and the one after cann't help but is the infinitive .
<user> <user> lmfaoooo  & omgg yes vengan tomorrow i yo las llevo?   ️	<user> <user> lmfaoooo and oh my god yes come tomorrow i will treat you?
catch me at pescuesos subiendo el avion	You'll find me at the airport boarding the plane.
yo no se pero kiero fruta con chile.. im really craving it. :d	I don't know but I want fruit with spice . I'm really craving it . :d
<user> <user> so guys que paso ya me perdi!?  stacy tu con kien vas a ir	<user> <user> so guys what happened , I'm lost!?  Stacy who are you going with ?
game on: aceptar una apuesta. person 1: i bet you $50 that the longhorns will win the game. person 2: game on!	Game on: Accept the bet. Person 1: I bet you $50 that the longhorns will win el juego. Person 2: ¡Game on!
<user> ill see ou as soon as i get out of class lol it's boring in here omfg ni te la creas que aburrido estoy	<user> I'll see you as soon as I get out of class lol it's so boring here omg don't get me started , I'm so bored right now !
llámame al celular/móvil: call me on my cellphone	Call me on my cell phone.
<user> aun que sea tu casa!!! yo momma raised u better   lmao	<user> even if it's your house !!! your momma raised you better lmao
<user> ya vez!!! i have all the right to get jealous...	<user> you see !!! i have all the right to get celoso ...
not too much on mrs landry tho ella fue mi madrina de mi cap and gown	not too much on Mrs . Landry though , she was my godmother for my cap and gown .
<user> uff girl those are old news... pense k ya savias?	<user> uff girl those are old news... I thought you knew already ?
<user> lmao im telling u, siempre pensamos lo mismo!! :o thatd weird tho	<user> lmao I'm telling you , we always think alike ! That'd be freaky though .
getting on my nerves: me está enloqueciendo this fly is getting on my nerves.	getting on my nerves: me está volviendo loca esta mosca.
<user> no dicen el vervo to go. she left town to fly to london, normalmente she left for london. si entendí la pregunta es to...	<user> They don't say the verb 'to go.' She left town to fly to London, normally she left for London. If I understood the question right it's to...
he ’s up to something: se trae algo entre manos he ’s been acting strange lately, i know he ’s up to something.	He's up to something: se está tramando algo , últimamente se ha estado comportando raro , sé que se trae algo entre manos .
<user> es la pura neta!! lol, y yo que :p haha	<user> that's the truth!! lol and I'm like :p haha
i ’m flattered: me halaga/estoy halagado. i ’m flattered to hear that you ’re coming to my baby shower.	I'm flattered to hear that you're attending my baby shower.
<user> tu carnita ah de salir bien beat up	<user> your meat must be well beat up
than his like nos vamos al corona i me presentas a una de tus amigas me: haha te vas porke ami no me dejan	than his like we're going to the corona and you introduce me to one of your friends you : haha you're leaving because my friends aren't allowed
5 tacos de trompo and a modelo on xolos!	5 al pastor tacos and a modelo beer on the xolos!
oh hell... pues a dormir!!!	oh hell... well then off to sleep!!!
<user> compensar, es lo mismo que decir hope this compensates it, but people use make up for way more than compensate:)	<user> make up for it is the same as saying hope this compensates it , but people use makeup for so much more :)
busy work: trabajo de relleno/trabajo improductivo. signing all of these documents is busy work, i ’m not getting anything valuable out of it	"""Busy work"" is filler/unproductive work. Signing all of these documents is a filler task, I'm not gaining anything valuable from it."
<user> suena delicioso:) hmmm that's yummy, oh that sounds yummy have a good one:)	<user> Sounds delicious:) Mhmm that's yummy, oh that sounds so good have a great one:)
leap of faith: acto de fe i know right now ’s not the best time to invest, but i have to take a leap of faith and go for it.	Leap of faith: un acto de fe sé que ahora no es el mejor momento para invertir , pero tengo que dar un salto de fe y hacerlo .
beating a dead horse gastar pólvora en algo q no vale la pena i ’ve tried talking to her but she wo n’t listen. it ’s like beating a dead horse	beating a dead horse is like spending gunpowder on something not worth the effort. I've tried talking to her but she won't hear it. It's like gastar pólvora en zapato viejo.
tamales, posole, buchanas, ponche, family!!! love it	Tamales , posh , buchanas , punch , family !!! Love it .
<user> <user> ya vez baee ya la asustasteee lol	<user> <user> you scared her baee lol
<user> <user> hijas de su madre! ami la belleza asta me sobra (;!!!  osea soy una cosa tan kinda que uff quit odiando	<user> <user> damn daughters! beauty's got me to spare ; ) I'm such a baddie uff stop hating
<user> como desprenderse puede ser como mudar la piel. the snake sheds its skin from time to time. hope it helps:)	<user> shedding can be like shedding skin . The snake does it every once in a while . Time to renew :)
<user> 12 years and counting, 3 days and counting, 5 children and counting creo q es lo q quieres decir:)	<user> 12 years and counting , three days and counting , 5 kids and counting I think that 's what you 're trying to say :)
why is it that: algo así como por qué será que... why is it that they changed their recipe?	why is it that: something like por qué será que... they changed the recipe?
pull that off: sacar adelante / lograr person 1: i made a 100 on the test. person 2: how did you pull that off? person1: i studied all week	Person 1: I aced the test. Person 2: How did you manage that? Person 1: I studied all week.
hold your horses: algo así como para de hablar person 1: can you hurry up? person 2: hold your horses! i ’m almost ready.	Hold your horses: Para de hablar.
<user> haha your mean saying que te maten nd shit xp	<user> haha your saying que te maten and stuff xp
come on barca this is our chance to get back up in the liga!!!	Come on Barca this is our opportunity to rise again en la liga!!!
come down to: varias cosas una es depender de the jury had made their decision, now it just came down to the judge to make the last verdict	come down to: varias cosas , una es depender de que el juez emita su último veredicto .
<user> yes es la de si te vuelves a enamorar by alacranes musical:)	<user> It's the one from if you fall in love again by Alacranes Musical:)
sheet (sábanas) ʃ it recuerden pronunciarla con a i larga porque si no lo hacen les entienden shit con acento.	Remember to pronounce it with the long i , because if you don't they'll understand shit with an accent .
<user> do me a paro yeah? get me a remix gram? i got the diego	<user> Can you do me a solid yeah? Get me a remix gram? I have the money right here .
<user> ty ty ty no te imaginas lo que le pensé:)	<user> you have no idea what I was thinking about it :)
i like to give myself compliments (me gusta alabarme a mi mismo) i like to give myself compliments on my own cooking	I like to give myself compliments on my cooking skills.
'sin ti me siendo fustrado porque no te tengo aki' i swear that song never get old..	'without you i feeling frustrated because i don't have you here' i swear that song never gets old .
<user> all ofendida lol, que clase tienes?	<user> why are you so offended lol, what's your class?
<user> all offendida te dije que no aguantas lmao	<user> all offended I told you you can't take a joke lmao
<user> <user> lol they would be playing boliche super intense or soccer pa ver kien compraba las cocas nxt time lol	<user> <user> lol they would be playing bowling super intensely or soccer to see who'd buy the next cokes lmao
<user> you might feel a bit secluded but it's defiantly for the best, no one needs to know everything you do, ni si fueran tus padres	<user> you might feel a bit isolated but it's definitely for the best , no one needs to know everything you do , not even if they were your parents .
so he can get his new truck & than take me & my mom shopping (; i mi sister su new phone; b lol suena bien  ️	so he can get his new truck & then take me & my mom shopping (; i hope my sister gets her new phone soon b lol sounds good ️
scary: que da miedo. the movie was so scary that i was n’t able to fall asleep that night.	The movie was so scary that I wasn't able to sleep that night.
<user> well duh thats how it should be.. si no k aburrido si nomas te digo hola.. lol	"<user> well duh that's how it should be .. if it was just ""hola"" it'd be boring .. lol"
he said juntate con nosotros i te aremos rica	he said join us and we'll treat you to a feast
it's straight though, hora se queda sin comer!	It's all good though , now he's left hungry !
las hermanas uresti's resivimos mk for christmas!!! ya saven k nos gusta lo bueno!;)	The Uresti sisters got some MK for Christmas!!! You know we like the fancy stuff ; )
be careful what you wish for: ten cuidado con lo que deseas	be careful what you wish for, you might just get it.
<user> es en realidad algo cultural, digamos slang y se usa en conversaciones muy casuales, nunca le digas a tu jefe i ain't doing that:)	<user> It's actually a cultural thing , like slang , and it's only used in very casual conversations . You'd never want to say that to your boss :)
<user> ikr lol idk i donyt live half the shit on the radio me gusta mas los corridos viejos	<user> I know right lol I don't dig half the stuff on the radio , I prefer the old narco corridos .
<user> ay ke oso weee oseaaa no seas odiosaaaa relaxxx weeee hechate un esniker k no eres tu cuando tienes hambre jajajaja	<user> oh my god , you're so clumsy ! wait , don't be angryyy relaxxxx it's not you when you're hungry lol
i can n’t take it anymore: no lo soporto más. we need to fix the ac, it ’s so hot i can n’t take it anymore.	I can't take it anymore: I can't stand it anymore. We need to fix the AC, it's so hot I can't take it anymore.
i won't give up on you: no voy a perder la fe en ti. i know you can pronounce perfectly, if you don't give up, i won't give up on you:)	I won't give up on you: I will never lose faith in you . I know you can do it perfectly, if you don't give up , I'll never give up on you :) .
things of that sort: cosas de esas in my fitness club we do yoga, pilates, zumba, you know, things of that sort.	In my fitness club we do yoga , pilates , Zumba , you know , cosas de esas .
gracias a los q me dan su realimentación, hacen a la cuenta y a los q aportan. have a wonderful weekend hope you've learned a lot:)	Thank you to those who give me their feedback , contribute to the page and those who contribute . Have a wonderful weekend , hope you learned a lot :)
"""<user> """"like"""" 2 spoons or two spoons. habla bien!! either she has two spoons or she doesn't. cual like no que nada"""	"<user> ""like"" two spoons or dos cucharas . Speak properly ! Either she has dos cucharas or she doesn't . Which like , no half-measures ."
carried away. dejarse llevar i got carried away playing video games.	me dejé llevar jugando videojuegos.
get the hang of it: acostumbrarse a esto / poder dominarlo person 1: this new job is so stressful. person 2: you ’ll get the hang of it.	Person 1: This new job is so stressful. Person 2: You'll acostumbrarse a esto / poder dominarlo it.
i do n’t have cash on me: no tengo efectivo en este momento. i ’m sorry i do n’t have cash on me, all i have is my card.	I don't have any cash on me at the moment. I'm sorry, all I have is my card.
<user> um im going bar hopping y luego vice con alguien por ay#! :d	<user> um I'm going pub-crawling and then vice with someone around here #! :d
march the month my family decided to be born /. - lol puros birthdays i yo sin dinero :/	March is the month my family decided to be born /. - lol all these birthdays and me with no money :/
<user> hahah foreals como si fueras muy fumadora , no pos que suerte , no me aguito in dia los tendra en un privado!	<user> hahah for real like you're such a smoker , well then how lucky , I won't die a day without having them in a private stash !
what ’s the best way to get to new york? (get, tal vez el verbo más usado en el inglés)	What's the mejor manera to llegar a Nueva York?
si eres de guanajuato say no more ya me caistes bien (;!!!!  ️	If you're from Guanajuato , that's enough , you've won me over (; ! ! ! ️
not out of the woods yet. mejor, pero no bien del todo. the operation went fine, but she's not out of the woods yet	We're not out of the woods yet. Mejor que antes, pero no completamente bien. La operación salió bien, pero aún no estamos fuera de peligro.
my baby mama: la mamá de mi bebé. my baby mama is crazy, she never lets me in her house.	My baby mama: la mamá de mi hijo es loca , nunca me deja entrar en su casa .
a week from today: en 8 días. a week from today i ’ll be a certified dance instructor.	A week from today: in eight days. A week from now I'll be a certified dance teacher.
fuimos a la pulga de el 812 & de ayi invite a mi ma, mi hermana, mi sobrina, y mi princesa a cenar al saltlickbbq! they loved it:)	We went to the flea at 812 & from there I invited my mom , my sister , my niece , and my princess to dinner at saltlickbbq ! They loved it:)
at the end of the day me kedo con el k me conviene, me sigues?;)	At the end of the day I go with the one who's convenient for me, are you still following me ;)?
know these by heart? clumsy torpe pretty bello/bastante ugly feo handsome guapo beautiful hermoso gorgeous precioso stubborn obstinado	Do you know these words by heart? Clumsy is *torpe*, pretty is *bello*/*bastante*, ugly is *feo*, handsome is *guapo*, beautiful is *hermoso*, gorgeous is *precioso*, stubborn is *obstinada*.
<user> los nativos a los q les pregunté me dicen q escuchan una pequeña g al final de paying. i hope this helps:)	<user> The native speakers I asked say they hear a soft 'g' at the end of paying . i hope this helps:)
trying too hard: poner mucho empeño maybe she ’s not interested in you because you ’re trying too hard.	"""trying too hard: poner mucho empeño maybe she's interested in you porque te esfuerzas demasiado . """
good terms: buenas condiciones. gary and i are on good terms again.	Gary and I are back on buenas condiciones again.
<user> haha nahh fabian don't get mad iraa  smiley face el	<user> haha no way Fabian don't be upset 😏 jk el
<user> a little advice, y ojala no lo tomes en mal cause i mean no harm, get 2 know a person b4 u start believing in them, move slow:)	<user> a little advice , and hopefully you won't take it the wrong way because I mean no harm , get to know a person before you start trusting them , move slowly :)
word of mouth: de boca en boca/por boca de otros/lo q otros dicen. i ’ve been hearing through word of mouth that another ice storm is coming	I've been hearing through de boca en boca that another ice storm is coming.
<user> oki, ya lo adicioné a la lista have a good one	<user> okay , I've added it to the list . Have a good one !
<user> lol asi soy y asi sere hehehe understandable but yo prefiero mandarlos x donde vinieron! its less bs ^.^	<user> lol that's just me hehehe understandable but I'd rather send them back from whence they came ! Less bullsh** ^.^
mi dad se fue de durangense ah unos huapangos ehh'ehh  eso mero c;	My dad left me to go listen to somehuapangos eh'ehh , that's right c;
<user> forreal? i'm different yo hasta agarro la peda again	<user> For real? I'm different, I'll even get drunk again.
<user> that's firme! i'm looking for grupos for my sisters quince	<user> That's great! I'm looking for some groups for my sister's quincenera.
day dreaming: soñar despierto. i was daydreaming in class so i did n’t hear a word the teacher said.	day dreaming: to dream awake . I was daydreaming in class so I didn't hear a single word the teacher said .
roughly: varias cosas, una es aproximación no muy precisa. roughly half the students passed the class.	"""Many things, one is not a very accurate approximation. Un poco más de la mitad de los estudiantes aprobaron el curso."""
como es la vida :/ such a good guy ended up like that >>> sorry to hear those news.	"""How is life :/ such a good guy ended up like that >>> so sorry to hear that."""
something came up: algo surgió (un problema) sorry, something came up and i cann't make it to the party	Something came up: Something unexpectedly came up (an issue) sorry , a situation came up and I can't make it to the party .
we can talk this through: solucionarlo conversando let ’s not fight, we can talk this through.	We can work through this: Let's not fight, we can work through this.
don't baby me: no me trates como un bebé mom, i ’m 35, please do n’t baby me.	Don't treat me like a baby mom, I'm 35, por favor no me trates como un bebé.
k le esta pasando a mis aguilas!!?? :'( well we cant be good forever..	What's happening to my eagles!!?? :'( well we can't be good forever ..
yuck: (que asco) yuck, that smell is awful!	Yuck, that smell is so gross! (que asco)
hang by a thread: cuelga de un hilo. en la cuerda floja. this business is hanging by a thread, if we do n’t sell enough we ’ll have to close	This business is hanging by a thread indeed , if we don't sell enough we'll be on a tightrope and have to close .
this is a tough call: es una decisión difícil. we'll have to let go some of our employees, but who? this is a tough call	This is a tough call: Es una decisión muy difícil. Tendremos que despedir a algunos de nuestros empleados , pero ¿ a quiénes ? Esta es una decisión muy difícil .
ojala i en summer aya me kede un año ya que mi apaa termino la casa   ️	I hope that this summer I can stay there for a year since my dad finished the house ️
my dog is very (21), my boyfriend is (22) (21: leal) (22: infiel)	My dog is very loyal , my boyfriend is unfaithful .
<user> cuando uno busca o tiene una sombra que lo proteja es shade, uno no dice i like that tree because it has a good shadow	<user> when one looks for or has a shadow that protects them it's shade , one doesn't say i like that tree because it's a good shadow
you told me not to: me dijiste que no. person 1: why did n’t you clean the kitchen? person 2: you told me not to!	Person 1: Why didn't you clean the kitchen? Person 2: You told me not to!
know it by heart. vaya problemita con el inglés, uno puede ver muchas frases, pero memorizarlas es el verdadero problema	I know it by heart. What a little issue with English , one can see many phrases but memorizing them is the real problem .
"""a la vuelta de la esquina, casi literal, solo no le agregues """"of"""" he lives just around the corner:)"""	"""Just around the block , literally , don't add """"of"""" he lives just around the corner :)"""
<user> pues como cres que duermo o que , lol bring me food please	<user> Well , how do you think I sleep , lol bring me food please .
from scratch: a partir de cero. i just made these brownies from scratch, they are delicious	I just made these brownies from scratch, they are delicious.
<user> oh me preguntaron if you were going... the one that gaves a ride that one time i guess his friend was asking	<user> oh someone asked me if you were going... the one who gave a ride that one time I guess his friend was asking
<user> si como crees! imma get supahh swoh! imma take'r 2 da beach imma rip off my shirt y on my chest it'll say will u marry me?	<user> if you think ! imma get super soaring ! i 'm taking it to the beach , i 'll tear off my shirt and on my chest it will say , will you marry me ?
<user> schedule = horario/agenda my schedule is tight, tengo una agenda muy apretada	<user> schedule = tight roster/busy agenda , my agenda is very tight .
<user> yo tengo toda la culpa dices? that maybe somewhat true but tu eres igual de culpabla	<user> I'm the one to blame , huh ? That may be somewhat true , but you're just as guilty !
forgot reburt doesn't have a tuiter anymore el	forgot reburt doesn't have a twitter anymore the
<user> tu dejas un lugar y te vas para otro, el que dejas es work:), como i leave home at 6 am:)	<user> you leave one place and go to another , the one you leave is work:) , just like i leave home at 6 am:)
un dia del año k le ablo and hes busy!! blah fuck it <<<	One day of the year I talk to him and he's busy ! Fuck it .
fuhk hopefully do se hace	fuhk hopefully it gets done
wow k considensia k un 27 me bengo acordando de ti? despues d tanto tiempo and exactly when that picture was taken!!! :o	wow k considerateness k a 27 i've been thinking about you ? after so much time and exactly when that picture was taken !!! :o
omg my dad was like diana ponme el durangense de durango!! me: no mejor unas bandas de guanajuato	"omg my dad was like ""diana put on some durangense music from durango""!! me: no better some bands from guanajuato would be nice"
<user> depende de la pregunta, mira esta: excuse me, do you know where the restrooms are? es diferente a where are the restrooms?	"<user> It depends on the question, look: ""Excuse me , do you know where the baños/restrooms are?"" is different than ""Where are the restrooms ?"""
keep it real: no pretendas ser quien no eres. just be straight up and keep it real with me.	Keep it real: Don't act like someone you're not . Just be straightforward and genuine with me .
damnnn okeiii i just wanted to eat :( pos ya que a cosinar se a dichooooo * starts making sandwich till mom gets here * :(	damnnn okayy I just wanted to eat : ( well , since we're cooking anyway * starts making a sandwich until mom gets here * : (
<user> eww can we do a re-do of this day my hair was just ewww lol no estaba fresh faded;)	<user> eww can we re-live this day i had such a bad hair day lol my hair wasn't fresh , it was faded ; (
button-up blouse: blusa de botones wear something nice like a tapered skirt, and a button-up blouse	Button-up blouse: blusa con botones Use algo bonito como una falda ajustada y una blusa con botones
<user> todos los verbos en futuro solo les agregas will, i will go to the movies (i'll go to the movies) +	<user> To make verbs future tense, you just add will . I will go to the movies ( I ’ll go to the movies ) .
"""<user> help is on the way. she is on the way to madrid. lo mismo, """"en camino"""":)"""	"<user> help is on the way . she's on her way to Madrid . same , ""on my way"" : )"
monkeying around. hacer travesuras. quit monkeying around. you're gonna break something	Stop monkeying around! You're gonna break something.
dos personas ayer no me conosieron!!? :o i guess cuz they haven't seen me in years!!	Two people yesterday didn't recognize me!!? :o i guess because they haven't seen me in years!!
"""i don't like jenni rivera but her song """"cuando muere una dama"""" esta a toda madre! qepd saul viera, adan y chalino sanchez! y jenni tambien.."""	"""I don't like Jenni Rivera but her song '""When a Lady Dies' is awesome! Rest in Peace Saul Viera, Adan and Chalino Sanchez! And Jenni too.."""
<user> lol it's cuz cada ves que te miro te ves mas y mas guapa , ni cuenta me doy si comes o no lol	<user> lol it's because every time I look at you , you look more and more beautiful , I don't even notice if you eat or not lol
i just got carried away: (muy usado) dejarse llevar i meant to leave the party earlier but i just got carried away talking.	I just got carried away: (muy usado) me dejé llevar. I meant to leave the party earlier pero me dejé llevar hablando.
<user> =) it means alot!! we always go for the people that arent worth it to be honest pero asi es la vida.	<user> =) it means a lot !! We always go for the people who aren't worth it , to be honest pero es la vida .
"""by all means: varias cosas una es """"bien puedes"""" (en todas las regiones?) if you can find a use for this old computer, by all means keep it."""	"""By all means , 'por supuesto' (in all regions ?) If you can find a use for this old computer , by all means keep it ."""
<user> ya me imagino , i've been good i passed my first class with an a and i'm taking more this semester what about you what you up2	<user> I can already imagine , I've been good , I got an A in my first class and I'm taking more this semester , how about you ? What's good with you ?
<user> no te creas lol sera bueno? lol	<user> don't believe it lol would it be good lol
cada cosa k nos paso... i swear!	every damn thing that happened to us... I swear!
se dice i've been to madrid 4 times, no se dice i've been in madrid 4 times:)	"She says ""I've been to Madrid four times"", not ""I've been in Madrid four times"" :)"
mi tocayo fabianski gon be the hero	My namesake Fabianski will be the hero.
<user> todos los sonidos son muy importatntes, estudia vocales primero, trata de ver la diferencia entre cat cut y caught son diferentes	<user> all the sounds are very importatntes, study vowels first, try to see the difference between cat cut and caught they are different
flip out: perder los estribos/ponerse como loco. if mom finds out you broke that vase, she is going to flip out.	If mom finds out you broke that vase, she's going to lose her shit/go batshit crazy.
not to brag but dangg k suerte me cargo!!!;) ha	Not to brag but damn , Lady Luck is on my side !!! ; ) ha
<user> lmfao suel e suceder hahaha	<user> it happens lol hahaha
<user> es con mucho gusto y a ti mil mil gracias por compartir:) bueno ya somos dos jeje have a great one!:)	<user> it's a pleasure and thank you so much for sharing:) well now we're two haha have a great one!:)
<user> pound on a cold 40 y se te quita lol	<user> pound on a cold 40 and you'll feel better lol
<user> hahaa fuhk you to te doy algo pa que jales cabrona	<user> hahaa fuck you I'll give you something so you can pull (it off) , you lazy bitch
<user> yo pierdo peso y ni si quiera estoy de dieta lmao, i've been getting tone lol i love waking up sore	<user> I lose weight and I'm not even on a diet lmao , I've been getting toned though lol I love waking up sore .
<user> please pay attention. can i get your attention please? 1 presta atencion. 2. puedo tener tu atencion:)	<user> please pay attention . can I get your atenciόn:) 1 give me your focus . 2 . may I have your focus:)
<user> cierto? keep track, q es la forma más exacta no se viene a la cabeza cuando uno está hablando, keep up the good work:)	<user> True ? Keep track , that's the most accurate way , it doesn't come to mind when you're talking , keep up the good work:)
i'll be gone for a while. voy a estar ausente por un tiempo. make sure to lock the door, i ’ll be gone for a while	I'll be gone for a while. Make sure to lock the door, I'll be out for some time.
let ’s knock it out: varias cosas una hacer algo en abundancia we have lots of work to do, let ’s knock it out now so that later we can relax.	Let's knock it out: We have a lot of things to do, let's do them in abundance now so we can relax later.
<user> olvidalo tonto.. u got jokes tonight!! lol and maybe u should give me a job boss lmao jk im glad siguele por buen camino:)	<user> forget it , silly .. u got jokes tonight !! lol and maybe u should hire me boss lmao jk i'm glad keep going on the right path :)
when my mom doesn't like a friend of mines la corre !	when my mom doesn't like a friend of mine she runs them off !
<user> stress is what makes you feel down, when that happens i just roll up a joint y me pongo bien relajado	<user> Stress is what makes you feel down , when that happens I just roll up a fatty and chill the fuck out .
that makes two of us: ya somos dos. person 1: i ’m so ready to go on a vacation. person 2: that makes two of us.	Person 1: I'm so ready to go on a vacation. Person 2: We're two of the same mind.
<user> lol en serio id rather be high	<user> lol for real tho , I'd rather be high .
rain or shine: llueva, truene o relampaguee. i will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.	Rain or shine: que llueva , truene o haga relámpagos . Te querré siempre incondicionalmente , rain or shine .
that ain't use to happen back then mugres mocosios	That ain't used to happen back then damn snotty-nosed kids.
si antes no le pedi nada a nadie ahora menos, all i need is my family!:)	If I never asked anyone for anything before , then I definitely don't need to now , all I need is my family !:)
<user> lmao i remember that! el guy was tryna dance & spin his girl as fast as i did u y nomas no podia! es k no era d dgo ;d	<user> lmao i remember that ! the guy was trying to dance & spin his girl as fast as me but he couldn't! it's cuz he ain't from dgo ;d
sky ’s the limit: literal, el cielo es el límite never be afraid to dream big.... sky ’s the limit.	The sky's the limit: literally, the sky is the limit. Never be afraid to dream big. The sky's the limit .
<user> plus i was lookin fuglyyy uh uhh bubu lmao si le voy a pedir k c case conmigo best believe imma b lookin fly like a mf! lol	<user> plus i looked ugly af lmao if i'm gonna ask them to be my bf , believe me i'll look fly as fuck ! lol
<user> i am mad (mas vulgar pissed off) because my mom told me to straighten up my room.	<user> I'm *pissed off* because my mom told me to clean my room.
go about one ’s business: hacer lo que uno normalmente hace. he was a shy guy who went about his business quietly.	go about one's business: hacer su cosa tranquilamente . Era un chico tímido que hacía su cosa en silencio .
there ’s always room for improvement: siempre se puede mejorar. do n’t worry, there ’s always room for improvement.	There's always space for advancement, don't worry, siempre se puede mejorar.
<user> no me lebante ahorita cuz i felt como si me kemara por dentro! :o then i started getting all red, i think im allergic a algo	<user> I didn't get up right now because I felt like I was burning from the inside ! :o then I started getting all red , I think I'm allergic to something .
it hit me: me di cuenta. after my hamster died, it hit me; i had accidently placed rat poison in his cage.	It hit me: me di cuenta. After my hamster died , I realized ; I had accidentally put rat poison in his cage .
rush hour: hora de máximo tránsito i hate driving during rush hour.	Rush hour is hora de máximo tránsito, I hate driving during rush hour.
i want some beans and rice with aguacate and crema but it's too late	I want some beans and rice with avocado and cream but it's too late.
<user> ya envestigastes donde va ver parties this weekend ?	<user> have you already investigated where the parties are this weekend ?
screw him. algo así como “al diablo con él ” screw him, he's not worth your time anyway	"""Screw him . Something like 'to hell with him' . He's not worth your time anyway"""
<user> porque te voy a dejar and flee the country	<user> why I'm gonna leave you and run away to another country
something came up: algo surgió (un problema) sorry, something came up and i cann't make it to the party	Something came up: something unexpected arose (an issue) sorry , a situation has arisen and I can't make it to the party .
that ’s a bummer: (slang) algo así como es un fastidio. getting stranded at the airport was a real bummer.	That's a real downer. Getting stranded at the airport was like, a proper bummer.
me: dad can you come pick me up from school dad: no i'm already going home me: well turn your ass back around  him: aya kedate	me: dad can you come pick me up from school dad: no i'm already going home me: well come get your butt back here  him: just stay there
do n’t get me wrong: no me malinterpretes. don't get me wrong, i love children, but they ’re just not for me.	Don't misunderstand me: no malinterpretes mis palabras. I really like kids, pero simplemente no es lo mío.
<user> segun they got chapo and all tuiter saying it's bs and making tuitazos	<user> according to them they got Chapo and all of Twitter is saying it's bullshit and making tweets about it .
<user> <user> haha pues eske ya me junto con narcos  so don't fuck with me!  & oh shit i should send him (; en la ram	<user> <user> haha that's why I hang out with drug dealers so don't mess with me! & oh shit i should text him (; in a bit )
<user>: <user> oh gosh babe/.\ thank you  ️ your the bestest of the best  ️ i love yoooooou  ️ de nada teamoprincesa	<user>: <user> oh gosh darling/.\ thank you you're the best of the best ️ I love youoooo ️ de nada te quiero mucho, princesa
<user> nombre aki estoy esuchando musica!! u drinking?	<user> I'm here listening to music ! r u drinking ?
like father like son: de tal palo, tal astilla. my son is a baseball fanatic just like his dad, you know what they say: like father like son	Like father like son: from such a log, such a chip. My son is a baseball fanatic just like his dad, as the saying goes: like son, like father.
wild/mild: fuerte/moderado (es muy usado) how would you like your sauce, wild or mild?	Do you want your sauce strong or mild?
"""cheers: salud. cuando brindamos decimos """"cheers"""""""	"""Salud! When we clink our glasses we say 'cheers'."""
<user> uoeno lol fuhk being all cansado!!!	<user> you know lol fuck being all tired!!!
"""la pelicula """"casa de mi padre""""  ️ is just perfect"""	"""The movie ""Casa de mi Padre"" ️ is just perfect"""
<user> they got him once before, he walked rite out of puente grande y si lo hace otra ves	<user> They got him once before , he walked right out of Puente Grande and if he does it again .
<user> i got tired of it.. siempre es lo mismo ya!!!	<user> i got tired of it .. es siempre la misma cosa !!!
<user> haha im just messing with you! k bas aser el friday? lmao	<user> haha I'm just joking with you ! What are you doing on Friday ? LOL
<user> <user> ahi lo tengo deja busco la pic real quick	<user> <user> I have it there let me look for the real picture quick
<user> it usually lets you see what kind of person ur dealing with:) y tampoco no te enfoces en miradas si no en el  de esa persona:)	<user> It usually lets you see what kind of person you're dealing with:) And also don't focus on looks, focus on the essence of that person:)
error de pronunciación común, cuando decimos it's tendemos a solo decir is. it's nice se escucha algunas veces is nice no olvidemos la t:)	A common pronunciation error , when saying it's we tend to just say is . We should remember the t because it's nice sounds different than is nice .
<user> i wish  & uhh orita deja vorro a algien & i'll add you that's how you know it's real	<user> I wish and uh right now let's vorro someone & I'll add you that's how you know it's real
<user> oh shoot im trippin lmao ni mire!! o.o es k my phone its too bright!! :d yeah u know it	<user> oh shit , I'm trippin' LMAO , I'm not looking ! o.o It's just my phone is too bright !! :d Yeah you know it .
bear with me: sé paciente conmigo por un momento. this concept will take you a while to understand so bear with me guys.	Bear with me: Sé paciente conmigos un momento . This concept will take you un poco de tiempo a entender so sé paciente conmigo guy .
<user> wait till your 18th bday y t llevo a xtc lol	<user> wait till your 18th birthday and I'll take you to ecstasy lol
<user> yes! but uuuuu pa k se pasen los 3 años lol nombreeee hahaha	<user> yes ! but the 3 years need to pass lol the name hahaha
<user> hahaa damn all bad, cuenta tus dedos y se te have falta tus dinettes tambien lmao	<user> hahaa damn all bad, count your fingers , your little toys are missing too lmao
<user> <user> yess come early & stacy yo aka te caliento (;!!!	<user> <user> come early & Stacy yo aka I'll warm you up (;!!!
<user> <user> oh yess 3 tu no puedes ir a mexico so bye bye   ️ i'll go for my babies soon c:	<user> <user> oh yess 3 you can't go to Mexico so bye bye ️ I'll go for my little ones soon c:
<user> <user> lmao i would pero you know i don't want him to think i'm weird so yes ay despues (;	"<user> <user> lmao i would but you know i don't want him to think i'm ""raro"" so yes after (;"
break a leg: algo así como buena suerte good luck on your performance tonight, break a leg!	break a leg: something like good luck good luck with your performance tonight, break a leg!
"""treat: varias cosas una es """"golosinas"""" (dog ’s treats) every time the puppy sat down upon command, he was rewarded with a treat."""	"""Treat: varias cosas, una es ""chucherías"" (perro's golosinas) cada vez que el cachorro se sentó por orden, fue recompensado con un trato."""
go hand in hand: van de la mano exercise and nutrition go hand in hand, they are both equally important for good health.	Exercise and nutrition still go hand in hand, el ejercicio y la nutrición van de la mano, son igualmente importantes para una buena salud.
start from scratch: comenzar de nuevo. i did n’t understand much, can we start from scratch	start from scratch: empezar de cero. No entendí mucho , podemos comenzar de nuevo .
<user> eso es lo q significa q un rayo puede caer, you never know lighting could strike, figurativamente es q lo improbable puede suceder	<user> that's what it means , a lightning bolt could strike , you never know figuratively the improbable can happen .
not true: old dogs don't learn new tricks (loro viejo no aprende) you are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. cslewis	Not true: An old dog can't learn new tricks (Un loro vecchio non impara). You're never too old to set another goal or dream a new dream. C.S. Lewis.
hold down a job: algo así como mantener un trabajo. shelly is constantly getting fired, she can n’t hold down a job.	hold down a job: algo así como mantener un trabajo estable . Shelly es una despistada , siempre la despiden , no puede mantener un trabajo estable .
<user> y uno tampoco dice i like my shade, no te preocupes si no lo expliqué bien me dices,	<user> and one doesn't say 'I like my shade' either , don't worry if I didn't explain it well , just tell me .
<user> he sure did! i remember back in the day when the b-boyz had probz con nosotros at gmx este andy was stuck between friends	<user> he sure did ! i remember back in the day when the b - boyz had issues with us at gmx this andy was stuck between amigos .
<user> by far: por un margen considerable/en gran manera. they are by far the best students in the class.	<user> by far: in a huge margin . They are by far the best students in the class .
ran a stop sign: saltarse una señal de paro the cop pulled me over because i ran a stop sign.	The cop pulled me over because I ran a saltarse una señal de paro.
my facebook, ig & twitter is hellaa dead y'all are some gay ass people  jk soy yo que has no life	My facebook , IG & twitter are hella dead you guys are some gay ass people , just kidding it's me who has no life .
<user> some? tengo 3 dozenas en el freezer lol	<user> some? I have 3 dozen in the freezer lol
diana, por q no nos compartes videos más fáciles? respuesta: repite hasta q entiendas. if you think u can or u think you cann't you're right	Diana, why don't you share easier videos ? Answer: Repeat until you understand . If you think you can or you think you can't , you're right .
<user> no nomas te sientes nando, asi estas.. lol jkjk no t creas	<user> you're not just feeling , you actually look like that too .. lol lol don't believe yourself
<user> no es correcto preguntar where the restrooms are, le hace falta algo antes como i know where the restrooms are... o	<user> it's not right to ask where the restrooms are , it lacks something before like i know where the restrooms are ...
quien se echa una bedtime story?!?!??	Who wants to snuggle up for a bedtime story?!?!?
bear with me: aguantame un momento por favor. bear with me guys, this lesson may take a while.	Give me a second, guys. This lesson might take a while.
stuff one ’s face: comer mucho. i ’m so hungry, i ’m going to stuff my face with pizza when i get home.	I'm so hungry , I'm going to eat a lot of pizza when I get home .
do n’t settle for less: no te conformes con menos. yes you can understand like a native speaker, you do n’t have to settle for less.	Don't settle for less: Don't conform with less. You can understand like a native speaker, you don't have to settle for less.
empty handed: manos vacías. after a night of gambling they walked out of the casino empty handed.	after a night of gambling they walked out of the casino with manos vacías.
pig out: atragantarse/comer mucho. i don't pig out really, but i eat enough food to keep my energy up after my running.	I don't really overeat , but I eat enough food to keep my energy up after my running .
yo pense que nomas iva ir a comer no a limpiar  lol jk	I thought I was just going to eat , not clean lol just kidding .
so did chapo break out again or puro pedo?	Is Chapo out of jail again or is it just bullshit?
ends meet: para sobrevivir. i need another job, i have to make ends meet.	ends meet: para poder sobrevivir . Necesito otro trabajo , tengo que hacer que los extremos se encuentren .
<user> it all depends on what kind of ppl you surround urself w/ no todos los hombres mentimos.. at least i certainly don't:)	<user> it all depends on what kind of people you surround yourself with not all men lie .. at least I certainly don't :)
<user> fuck it con que sea food	<user> fuck it as long as it's seafood
estas rolas viejitas got me feelin some kinda way!!! man i wish granmexicano was still open w <user> y djpollo! best years of my life	These oldies got me feeling some type of way !!! Man I wish granmexicano was still around with <user> and djpollo ! Best years of my life
"""<user> casi no entiendo:]:], el cero como """"o"""", si las personas lo usan mucho:) 1009 = ten o nine"""	"<user> I barely understand it :]:], the zero as """"o"""", if people use it a lot 🙂 1009 = ten oh nine"
pay close attention: presta mucha atención. pay close attention because i ’m only going to explain it once.	Pay close attention because I'm only going to explain it once.
<user> aunque no se si realmente quieras decir wise, es q realmente no me imagino a alguien wise que tenga low self esteem:)	<user> I'm not sure if you really mean wise , because I can't really picture a wise person having low self - esteem :)
well put: bien dicho. well put kassandra, that was a very good point.	Well put: Bien dicho, Kassandra, that was a very good point.
the buck stops here/la responsabilidad es mía/the buck stops here, i cann't blame my team for this delay, at the end i'm the person in charge	The buck stops here, the responsibility is mine, I can't blame my team for this delay, at the end I'm the boss/leader/person in charge.
<user> osea no te enojes porke conmigo porke america perdio i was just asking	<user> don't be mad at me because America lost I was just asking
we can talk this through: solucionarlo conversando let ’s not fight, we can talk this through.	We can work through this: Solucionarlo hablando. No peleeamos, podemos trabajar esto.
by far: varias cosas una es “sin duda ” les miserables is by far my favorite movie of the year.	"By far: varias cosas una es ""sin duda"" Les Misérables is definitely my favorite movie this year."
i'm mat at you. no es i'm mad with you. estoy enojado contigo	I'm matt at you . Not I'm mad with you . I'm angry with you .
<user> happy birthday to my amazing mother and tio  k estan con nosotros siempre!!:)	<user> Happy birthday to my amazing mom and uncle who are always with us ! :)
mock: burlarse de/ridiculizar a alguien. comedians love to mock politicians.	Mocking is what comedians love to do to politicians.
<user> mi suegra a milf thooo >>> lol lmao jk	<user> my mother-in-law is a MILF tho >>> lol lmao jk
i don't think marta is (14), i actually think she is very (15) (14: tímida) (15: extrovertida)	I don't think Marta is very tímida , I actually think she is extrovertida .
t ’s packed: está lleno / abarrotado let ’s go around because it ’s packed inside.	Let's go around because it's packed/jam-packed outside.
go about one ’s business: hacer lo q uno normalmente hace. how could she do that and then go about her business as if it never happened?	go about one’s business: hacer lo que normalmente uno hace . How could she do that and then just carry on as if nothing happened ?
<user> yo usaría united we stand. have a great week:)	"<user> I would use ""united we stand."" Have a great week:)"
my gf is a hoe ass nigga when it comes to feeling remorse for them poor little pollitos k los hicieron chicken mcnuggets :(	My girlfriend is a real piece of work when it comes to feeling sorry for those poor little chickens that became chicken nuggets : (
<user> la verdad se usa pero no es muy usada determined and stubborn so muy usadas, i'm so stubborn, i'm not going to quit. +	<user> it's actually used , but it's not very common . I'm so determined and stubborn , I'm not giving up .
that ’ll do it: es suficiente. person 1: is there any more work that needs to be done? person 2: no, that ’ll do it.	That'll do it: Es suficiente. Person 1: ¿Hay algún otro trabajo que debemos hacer? Person 2: No, es suficiente.
two can play that game: algo así como pagar con la misma moneda she's talking smack about me behind my back, well, two can play that game.	Two can play that game: así como pagar con la misma moneda back, she's been bitching about me behind my back, well, two can play that game.
me and you playing fifa, no se piensalo? lol xd	Me and you playing FIFA, eh? Think about it , lol xd.
hop in: meterse i ’m just going to hop in the shower real quick. everyone just hop in (no se dice pero se entiende q es the car)	I'm just going to get in the shower real quick , everyone just get in (the car) .
squinting. entrecerrar los ojos (como para enfocar bien) i got glasses because i couldn't stop squinting.	"""I got glasses because I couldn't stop half-closing my eyes (like when you focus really hard) to see better."""
well off: con solvencia económica. the lopez family is pretty well off; they have their house payed off and even take vacations overseas	well off: con comodidad económica . la familia López es bastante bien económicamente ; tienen su casa pagada e incluso salen de vacaciones al extranjero
<user> mom, how come you didn't know that, it's very common:) yo creo q es porq nunca duermo hasta tarde:):):) slds	<user> mom , how come you didn't know that , it's very common :) I think it's because I never stay up late :):):) regards
<user> digo lo mismo, si hubiera tenido twitter hace 20 años jeje:) let's keep in touch:)	<user> I say the same , if I had Twitter 20 years ago haha:) let's stay in touch:)
have a thing for: sentirse atraído por alguien. i have a thing for men in uniforms.	I'm attracted to someone in uniform .
<user> hahaa con razon no quieras ir  lol, how was yor weekend? i'm starting a new semester tommarow	<user> haha no wonder you don't wanna go lol, how was your weekend? I'm starting a new semester tomorrow.
<user> ahh y si lives se pronuncia como lo escibiste laɪvz:), el plural de life, laɪf	<user> ahh and if lives is pronounced like you wrote it laɪvz:) , it's the plural of life, laɪf .
how about if you and i, me and you bailamos bachata!;) that song tho <<<	How about if you and I , <user> dance bachata ! ; ) That song though <<<
be careful what you wish forten cuidado con lo que deseasi know u want her gone, but be careful what u wish for cause she may never return	You'd better watch what you're wishing for, I know you wanna get rid of her but be careful what you're asking for because she might never come back.
yo solo se k gano barcelona!!!! hates gonna hate lmao :d ok bye.	I only know that Barcelona wins!!!! haters gonna hate lmao :d okay bye.
careless mistakes. errores por descuido. try not to make any careless mistakes	Careless mistakes. Make sure to not make any errores por descuido.
crash: figurativamente algo así como quedarse dormido rápido por cansancio. sorry i didn't reply, i crashed early.	crash: figuratively something like falling asleep quickly from fatigue . sorry i didn't reply , i crashed early .
justin me trata como su plato de segunda mesa  like ugh he has a gf !	Justin treats me like his second-rate plate like ugh he has a girlfriend !
like just stop muy apenas i dejo a mi sister use it cx	like just stop very hardly i let my sister use it cx
<user> lmao your already know k soy experta en eso!! ha	<user> lmao you already know I'm an expert at that!! ha
<user> pff escuche un pedo? :d haha naww todavia no ah nasido el k me lo calme nomas k im taking a break!! lol	<user> pff I heard a fart ? :d haha nah there's no one yet that I've calmed down only that I'm taking a break!! lol
<user> haha all bad y ellos toqan en cualquier de tus paris?	<user> haha do they play in any of your paris?
you thought wrong: estabas equivocado/pensaste mal. person 1: i did n’t know i had to pay you back. person 2: well, you thought wrong.	Person 1: You thought wrong. Person 2: You didn't know, you had to pay me back. Person 2: Estabas equivocado/ Pensaste mal.
<user> en serio lol idk i mean if i text you at this time i excpect a reply around the same time que no?	<user> Seriously lol idk , I mean , if I text you at this time I expect a reply around the same time , right ?
<user> en general earth es el planeta tierra hay frases q lo usan como ground to earth. soil es lo q usas para tus plantas...	<user> in general earth is the planet Earth there are phrases that use it as ground to earth . soil is what you use for your plants ...
the fact that my family bought sonic i yo por estar en adieta no pidi nada	the fact that my family bought sonic and me being on a diet didn't ask for anything
<user> haha pero hay unas que se exageran like sick status	<user> haha but some take it to another level like crazy status
<user> <user> fuck you pues no te voy a decir cuando lo aga ya nomas vas a ver cuando diga campeon & diana are now friends	"<user> <user> fuck you well , I'm not telling you when I'm doing it , you'll just have to wait until I say "" champion "" ."
tucking someone into bed: llevar a la cama a alguien (un niño) jose tucked his son into bed an hour later than he should have	Tucking someone into bed: llevar a alguien a la cama (un niño) José metió a su hijo en la cama una hora más tarde de lo que debería haber hecho.
<user> girl bente pa la casa.. ya t abia dicho chingao! nomas k te dije k mas tarde cuz ahorita estoy con mis nieces!	<user> Come over to the house , girl ! I told you already , damn it ! I just said later because I'm with my nieces right now !
<user> si no soy marathon runner lol xd fuhk it tho me la riezgo haha	<user> if I'm not a marathon runner lol xd fuck it though I'll risk it haha
got the ranfla waiting perro	got the ride waiting homie
<user> its leon not pachuca.. pachuca no llega ni a la liguilla	<user> it's León not Pachuca . Pachuca doesn't even make it to the playoffs .
<user> ahh really pos que tiene we should go but not today	<user> ahh really what's up we should go but not today
de la película pulp fiction: busboys? some wetback getting paid a dollar-fifty an hour, really give a f@*k you're stealing from the owner?	"""From the Pulp Fiction movie: busboys? Some wetback earning a dollar fifty an hour , really give a f@*k if you're stealing from the boss ?"""
you told me not to: (presta atención a la forma gram)you told me not to get you anything so i did n’t.	You told me not to: (listen to the gram way) you told me not to get you anything so I didn't.
de ahora en adelante van a poder hacer video chat gratis por la compra de audio, es indispensable q alguien que hable inglés te corrija...	From now on , they will be able to make free video chat for the audio purchase , it's indispensable that someone who speaks English corrects you ...
i seriously have no life rn  nombre pos ontan todos que se me pierden	I seriously have no life right now . People keep stealing all my shit .
well put: lo expresaste muy bien. that was well put! i couldn't have said it better myself!	"""You expressed it very well! I couldn't have said it better myself!"""
nunca me arrepiento de lo k ago aun k aya sido un error, at the end of the day its what i wanted.	Never do I regret what I do even if it was a mistake , at the end of the day it's what I wanted.
we ’re done: ya terminamos mucho más usado que finish. we ’re done talking, this conversation is over.	"We're done: We have finished, much more used than the word ""finish."" We're done talking, this conversation is over."
no te estreses en entrevistas: what is it about this company that attracted your attention? in other words, what made you want to work here?	Don't stress yourself out in interviews: What made you want to work here?
come up: varias cosas una es aparecer i need to pay off my ticket, but i ’m broke. how am i going to come up with the money?	come up: several things one is show up I need to pay off my ticket, but I'm broke. How the hell am I going to come up with the money?
when i was talking to a guy & my brother pulled me away  pinche jealous brother que tengo !	When I was talking to a guy my brother pulled me away, what a jealous brother I have!
y si la vez dile que ya ni me acuerdo de ellaaaa... mannn i miss aliados de la sierra...	and if you see her tell her I barely even remember her mannn i miss aliados de la sierra...
too little, too late. ya es un poco tarde para ello. person 1: i ’m trying to get her back. person 2: sorry, it ’s too little too late	Person 1: It's a bit too little too late. Person 2: Yeah, sorry, it's a little too late for that. Person 1: I'm trying to win her back. Person 2: Sorry, it's not going to work, it's too late.
<user> ambos existen: pero voy a revisar, creo que me equivoque en el spelling, i always say hang on to:)	<user> they both exist : but i'm gonna check , i think i misspelled it , i always say hold on to :)
<user> ba you sounded lk my sister!! :d its alright no te enseles aprende k ay k compartir.. lmao	<user> ba you sounded like my sister !! : d it 's okay , don't get upset , you have to learn to share .. lmao
binge drinking- consumo excesivo de alcohol. many college students are known for binge drinking; they drink to get drunk.	Binge drinking is excessive alcohol consumption . Many college students are known for this behaviour , they drink to get wasted .
"""wait up espera (el """"up"""" es de adorno) will you wait up for me? i have to run to the store"""	"""wait up espera 'the ""up"" is just for decoration', will you wait for me? I have to run to the store."""
<user> <user> oh shit ahora si ba a nevar.. you have a boo how cute :d just dont end up taking carlos haha jk si tu dises :d	<user> <user> oh shit it's really gonna snow now.. you have a boyfriend how adorable :D just don't end up taking Carlos haha just kidding if you say so :D
<user> <user> thats what i said ya ni invita -_-	<user> <user> that's what I said man , doesn't even invite anymore -_-
<user> lmao maybe , tbh i cann't pick just one state cuz cada quien tiene sus premios lmao xd	<user> lmao maybe , to be honest I can't choose just one state because cada uno tiene sus cosas buenas (each one has its own perks) lmao xd
my sisters always make fun of me, disen k ya ay kede!! lol	My sisters always make fun of me, they say I'm such a kid ! lol
only child. hijo único person 1: do you have any brothers or sisters? person 2: no, i ’m the only child.	Person 1: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Person 2: No, I'm an only child.
<user> <user> lmfaoo shit idk  pero encuentren ride  osea we've been planning this all week	<user> <user> lmfaoo I have no idea where they're coming from but we need people to drive , basically we've been planning this all week
i told you so: te lo dije. el so hace falta para algunas frases, como person 1: my boyfriend is n’t as good as i thought. p2: i told you so	Person 1: My boyfriend isn't as good as I thought. Person 2: I told you so. The 'so' is necessary for some phrases.
<user> lmfao pendejaaaaa jajaja tas bien cresta guacha jija de tu maaa lol that's why ur failing english lee bien bae jajajaja	<user> lmfao you freaking idiot haha you're so stupid bitch lol that's why you're failing English read well honey hahahaha
<user> <user> va estar acariciando a la vaca diciendole k la ama y she's so glad she has a friend like her y la cow va estar	<user> will be petting the cow telling it how much she loves her and she's so happy she has a friend like her
chick flick: para chicas. my boyfriend wo n’t watch the movie with me because he says it ’s a chick flick.	"The phrase ""chick flick"" in English means ""movie for girls."" My boyfriend won't watch the film with me because it's a movie for girls, he says."
what are you running from: de qué huyes? what is it that you ’re so scared of? what are you running from? your past? your fears?	What are you running from: From what are you running? What is it that scares you so much? Your past? Your fears?
<user> al estilo de rancho, bien movido y hasta el suelo, damn  lol >>>>>	<user> ranch-style, all shook up and to the ground, damn  lol >>>>>
lack thereof: falta del mismo / falta de he worries about money, or lack thereof.	He worries about money, or the lack of it.
praise the lord: alabado sea el señor. person 1: hey i got a raise at work. person 2: praise the lord! i ’m so proud of you!	Alabado sea el señor: praised be the Lord . Person 1: Hey I got a raise at work . Person 2: Praised be the Lord ! I ’m so proud of you !
mark my words: recuerda mis palabras. this economy is going to suffer, you mark my words.	Mark my words: Recuerda mis palabras , esta economía se va a ver afectada , apúntate mis palabras .
i was going thru my pictures and i found a video donde me esta cantando la de la diferiencia... haha funny stuff!! :d	I was going through my pictures and I found a video where he/she is singing the one about la diferencia ... haha funny stuff! :D
<user> yeah it's runs igual al 10 but idk where you would get off >.<	<user> yeah it runs just like the number 10 but I don't know where you would get off >.<
ella es lokita pero es dulce come candy!!!:)	She's crazy , but she's sweet as sugar!!!:)
feeling blue: estar deprimido my dog was feeling a little blue today.	feeling blue: feeling depressed my dog was feeling a little depressed today.
power-nap. algo así como una siesta energética/para retomar energía let me take a power nap real quick.	Power-nap. Something like an energy siesta / an energy booster . Let me take a power nap real quick .
a dormir se a dicho! 1st day of work mañana... we'll see how it goes tomorrow! i'm nervous!	Off to bed! First day of work tomorrow ... we'll see how it goes, I'm nervous!
rain or shine: llueva, truene o relampaguee. i will always love you unconditionally, rain or shine.	It will always love you unconditionally, no matter the weather; rain, thunder or lightning.
<user> me acaban de decir que whatsoever y anyway no son sinónimos, en la oración q das cualquiera funciona bien,:) slds.	<user> just told me that whatsoever and anyway are not synonyms , in the sentence you give either one works fine , regards .
back when i was worry free cada viernes ayi estabamos to2 los inkietosabandonados! ayi abajito dl escenario con djliz! pistiando 2 her mix's	Back when I was worry free every Friday there we were , the two anxious abandoned ones ! There , below the stage with DJ Liz ! Partying while she played her mixes .
"""yet: aún. (observa el uso de """"yet"""" en esta frase) i have found yet another problem with the car, i ’m taking it back to the shop right now"""	"""Yet: todavía no. (Note the use of 'yet' in this sentence) I have found another issue with the car, I'm taking it back to the garage ahora mismo."""
i was framed: yo soy inocente, pero alguien ideó eventos con el fin de incriminarme falsamente. i did n’t commit the crime, i was framed.	I was framed: I am innocent, but someone planned events in order to falsely incriminate me. I didn't commit the crime, someone set me up.
<user> no pos wow! haha like i care.. im just stating it will be diff	<user> well , it's not like i'm not caring , haha . I'm just saying it'll be different without them .
la vida te esta cobrando to'o lo k me hisiste	Life's charging me back for all you did to me.
no es q en las películas hablen rápido, es q nosotros nos acostumbramos a entender despacio, si puedes entender sin subtítulos, trust me:)	It's not that they speak fast in movies , it's that we're used to understanding slowly , if you can understand without subtitles , trust me:)
come to your senses: recobrar el sentido you need to come to your senses and quit drinking.	You need to snap out of it and quit drinking.
<user> lmao si verda c; their all taken thoe ! pero ya van a dejar a la novia so ay les llegamos lol	<user> lmao yeah , it's true ! They're all taken though ! But eventually they'll break up with their girlfriends , so we'll see lol .
<user> hahaha yo voy de padrino de rizas lol jkjkjk	<user> hahaha I'm going as the godfather of laughs lol jkjkjk
playing hard to get: se hace la/el difícil person 1: why has n’t she called back? person 2: she must be playing hard to get.	Playing hard to get: She's/He's acting all tough Person 1: Why hasn't she called back? Person 2: She's probably se haciendo la difícil.
so far so good: hasta aquí todo bien i ’ve already made all the reservations and packed all the bags, so far so good.	So far so good: hasta aquí todo bien, I've made all the reservaaciones y empacado todas las maletas.
<user>: no se que tienen mis ojos que puros pendejos veo lmfao!! dawwggg!!! rt!!! por'doquiera hay orita.. es una epidemia alv	<user>: I don't know what's wrong with my eyes , but all I see are idiots LMFAO !! Damn , they're everywhere right now .. This is an epidemic , fuck !!!
tease: tomar el pelo (se entiende en todas las regiones?) her husband likes to tease her about her new hair style.	tease: pull someone's leg (is this understandable in all regions?) Her husband likes to pull her leg about her new hairstyle.
do you know of a bar that is walking distance from here? (walking distance, simple pero algunas veces no encontramos la frase exacta)	Do you know of a bar that's chingadazo de distancia from here?
ta muy pinche scary pa drive home orita... y mas cuando estoy bien chocomil	It's super scary to drive home right now , especially since I'm so tired .
<user> pendejo no me creo!! pero guapo soy lmao, chales let's go get nachos from alberto's!!	<user> you're such a joker!! but yeah , let's hit up alberto's for some nachos !
you are so (12), how can you tell the child that she is (13)(12: mezquino) (13: fea)	You are so freaking stingy , how can you tell the child that she's ugly ?
<user> en la madrugada o en la tarde? i need to add more classes but everything is packed af	<user> in the early morning or in the afternoon ? i need to add more classes but everything's fully booked .
<user> uhh tu t lo pierdes.. lol jk	<user> you're the one missing out .. lol just kidding
i couldn't help it; i had to say the party was (28), even though i wanted to be (29) (28: aburrida) (29: amable)	i couldn't help it; i had to say the party was (boring), even though i wanted to be (friendly).
it dawned upon me: caer en cuenta. then it dawned upon me that i was actually going to have the job.	It finally hit me : entender de golpe . Then it finally hit me that I was actually getting the job .
<user> lmao xfin huh , what colleges did you apply too?	<user> lmao finally , which colleges did you apply to ?
pues por ay esta el dicho que uno es como la gente que we asocia con... she need jeeezasss lol cuz all that fake ain't good cahhh lol	well there's this saying that one is like the company one keeps ... she needs jeeezasss lol cuz all that fake shit ain't good cahhh lol
bells and whistles: en colombia con todos los juguetes/con funciones adicionales atractivas. i got a car with all the bells and whistles	Bells and whistles: In Colombia with every toy/with attractive added functionalities. I got a car with all the bells and whistles.
onto something: estar tras algo. nick has been acting a little strange lately, i think he ’s onto something.	Nick has been acting a little strange lately, I think he's **behind something**.
make the cut: pasar la prueba. getting into medical school is very difficult, only a few make the cut.	Make the cut: pasar la selección. Getting into medical school is very hard, only a select few pasaran la prueba.
stuff one ’s face: comer mucho. i ’m so hungry, i ’m going to stuff my face with pizza when i get home.	I'm so hungry , I'm going to eat a lot of pizza when I get home .
<user> that's beyond stupid.. that shit is outta there 1. es una mocosa 2. a teddybear? really? 3. i hope the bitch get aids lmao	<user> that's beyond stupid . That shit is wack as fuck 1 . una mocosa ? 2 . a teddy bear ? Really ? 3 . i hope the bitch gets HIV lmao
lil more curve y mocos	A little more mucus and curves.
get down to business: algo así como vamos al grano. enough joking around, we have a lot of work to do. let ’s get down to business.	Get down to business: Something like let's cut to the chase . Enough fooling around , we've got a lot of work to do , let's get down to business .
<user> <user> nahhhh ya nunca jamas agarras un snap!!!	<user> <user> nahhhh you never ever catch a snap !!!
ahhh pinche pandora... la tenias k cagarrrrr... why the fuck would you put luis coronel's faggot ass in my duranguense playlist...	Ahhh damn Pandora ... you had to fuck it up ... why the fuck would you put Luis Coronel's faggot ass in my Duranguense playlist ...
<user> dang.. & i will girl nomas k ahorita no ay aki en la casa -_-	<user> dang.. & I will girl just that right now there's no one here at the house -_-
can you tell me who she is. tendemos a decirlo incorrectamente: can you tell me who is she. hope this helps:)	Can you tell me quién es ella . Tendemos a decirlo incorrectamente : Can you tell me who is she . Espero que esto ayude:)
freeloader: q toma ventaja de la generosidad de otros. my roommate is living off of my rent payments and food. she is such a freeloader	"""Freeloader"" takes advantage of the generosity of others. My roommate is living off my rent and food payments . She's such a mooch !"
como dije me dejen oh no me dejen alli tengo la window ya esta kebrada i no tengo dingun problema salirme por alli	As I said , leave me alone or don't leave me alone , I have the window already broken and I have no problem climbing out that way .
esa vieja has a deeper voice than mines!!	That girl has a deeper voice than mine!!
turn a blind eye to: hacerse el loco con. violence is bad, we shouldn't turn a blind eye to it	Violence is bad , we shouldn't hacerse el loco con it .
<user> diría to, pero mira la frase completa, she leaves home to go to work at 6 am, normalmente dicen she leaves for work...	<user> I'd say to , but look at the whole phrase , she leaves home to go to work at 6 am , people usually say she leaves for work ...
cuddle: abrazarse (normalmente acostados o sentados) i just want to go home and cuddle with my kids.	cuddle: abrazarse (usually lying down or sitting) I just want to go home and cuddle with my kids.
<user> lol true pero nooo i gotta save up pa ese diaaaa!!!:)	<user> lol true but nooo i gotta save up for that day !!!:)
<user> ahhhh ya veo he lives in my memory and our lives se escriben igual pero se pronuncian diferente porque son dos cosas diferentes	<user> ahhhh now I get it he lives in my mind and our lives are written the same but pronounced differently because they're two different things
<user> lmao okay you fall first than i'll just stay there & laugh  lmao jk jk tus ideas me agradan cx	<user> lmao okay you fall first then I'll just stay there & laugh lmao jk jk your ideas me gustan cx
<user> shit ni pregunte . 2, 15 el otro his older fernando & chento  cx	<user> shit I didn't even ask . 2 , 15 the other his older Fernando & Chento  cx
when girls arch their backs 2 make their booty look big.. <<< no buenooo!!! take yo ol 'flat saggy pancake no booty havin ass somewhere else	when girls arch su espalda to make their butt look big .. <<< no buenooo ! Take your old 'flat , flabby , flatulent no butt having ass somewhere else .
break even: cubrir gastos básicos. his business barely managed to break even. i didn't have anyone to play with	break even: cubrir gastos básicos. su negocio apenas pudo cubrir gastos básicos. no tenía con quién jugar
the new nismo is firme	The new nismo is super cool
<user> loco por ti   haha no shit  i ment like during the day, have a cheat week	<user> crazy about you haha for real  i meant like during the day, have a cheat week
reminds me: me recuerda (he visto que tenemos problemas con este verbo y algunas veces decimos remember) the baby reminds me of grandma.	The baby reminds me of grandma.
sick and tired. algo así como “más que harto ”. i'm sick and tired of cleaning after you.	I'm más que harto of cleaning after you.
<user> ehh nothing much ya casi no salgo.. lol miracle i know y tu?	<user> ehh not much , i barely go out anymore .. lol it's a miracle i know , and you ?
<user> <user> te consigo date no bs (;?	<user> I'll hook you up no bullshit (;?
<user>: i seriously cannot wait until pollo campero opens up  my nigga!!! yo voy a campar pa ser el primero en probar el chikin	<user>: I seriously cannot wait until Pollo Campero opens up my guy!!! I'm gonna camp out to be the first one to try the chicken.
<user> no es sinónimo pero significa lo mismo, i get out of work at 6 pm, creo q esto es lo q querías decir:)	<user> it's not a synonym but it means the same , I get off work at 6 pm , I think that's what you meant :)
stuck in traffic: atrapado en tráfico. i was stuck in traffic for so long that i missed my appointment.	Stuck in traffic: atascado en el tráfico. Estuve atascado en el tráfico durante tanto tiempo que perdí mi cita.
mira que cochino con este número u firme tho	Look at this freaking number , oh my god though .
<user> yesss bailando al son de la tambora y k mueva bien las caderas como si estuviera bailando kebradita.. makes me melt ;d  >>>>	<user> yesss dancing to the beat of the drum and moving my hips like i'm dancing kebradita .. makes me melt ;d
shameless: sin vergüenza she is completely shameless, she does n’t care who she has to step on as long as she gets what she wants.	Shameless: She doesn't have any scruples, she doesn't care whom she has to trample over as long as she gets what she wants.
<user> yes! y a que conosca la familia y mi ranchito adorado  i think she's ready to meet the entire family  you should come ^.^	<user> yes ! and that she knows the family and my beloved ranch i think she's ready to meet the entire family you should come ^ . ^
"""<user> he was like """"que linda"""" lmao"""	"<user> he was like ""she's so pretty"" lmao"
flat out: (muy usado) algo asi como rotundamente. hiding stuff is one thing, but you are flat out lying!	Flat out: (very used) something like downright. Hiding stuff is one thing, but you are downright lying!
<user> ya se guey pues nimodo!!! haha you going out?	<user> yeah dude it's hopeless ! haha are you going out ?
<user> seat warmers  orita van a tar back to normal	<user> the heaters are about to be back to normal
the guy: no es que no te kiera dar ride it's just that you live so far me:  plz no me kiero kedar aki lol that shit was funny	the guy: it's not that I don't want to give you a ride , it's just that you live so far away . me: please , I don't want to stay here lol that was funny .
<user> pero fakk emmm no son shiettt los demas a toda madre!!! well at least in my fam lol pero you know idgaf yo le doy mi mano a	<user> but fuck them!!! the others are so cool tho!!! well at least in my fam lol but you know idc I'll just shake hands with
<user> <user> only if you put me on instagramski and make me famous.... oiesaaaa pinche mamadaaa	<user> <user> only if you put me on insta and make me famous... fuck man, that's a bunch of bull!
<user> lechuga ravanos revanadas de jitomate lo que te da la gana  lmao, i still enjoy <user> more than anything tho	<user> lettuce , radishes , tomato slices whatever the fuck you want lmao , but i still enjoy <user> 's company more than anything though .
<user> i know bitch you disappear out of the no where?? k pasa contigo!!!	<user> I know bitch you disappear out of the blue ?? qué pasa contigo !!!
lay low/lie low: pasar desapercibido. lay low for a while because you're probably wanted for murder. the anchorman	Stay out of sight/ Keep a low profile: pass unnoticed . Stay under the radar for a while because they probably want you for murder . The news anchor .
<user> nada malo  me fui con la i sus primos to chill i ay encontre da love of my life  lol	<user> nothing bad , I went out with i and her cousins to hang out and that's where I found the love of my life lol
<user> <user> hells yea el tambien (;   ️	<user> <user> hells yeah , he too (; ️
<user> aqui by mas where you picked me up last time	<user> here's where you dropped me off last time
step aside: hacerse a un lado. step aside please, police coming through.	Make way: move to the side . Make way please , the police are coming through .
toughen up: sé más fuerte. come on sally, toughen up. things are n’t always going to be easy.	Toughen up: Sé más duro . Venga Sally , sé más fuerte . Las cosas no siempre serán fáciles .
something came up: resultó un problema. person 1: i thought you were coming out with us tonight. p2: i was, but something came up.	Person 1: I thought you were coming out with us tonight. Person 2: I was, pero resultó un problema.
what went down: lo que pasó/sucedió. i had to tell her the crazy story of what went down last night.	what went down: what happened . i had to tell her the wild tale of what happened last night .
got a firme ass workout in with this seca <user>	I got a killer workout in with this badass <user>
<user> plus three inches por el chocomil	<user> plus three inches for the hot chocolate milk
stuffed up: algo así como tapado i hate getting colds because my nose gets stuffed up.	Something like blocked up: I hate getting colds because my nose gets all blocked up.
<user> lmao te creo , add me on ps3 bozkur323 let's get a game going haha	<user> lmao I believe you , add me on ps3 bozkur323 let's play a game haha
blink of an eye: en un abrir y cerrar de ojos (no es in an open and close the eyes:) i saw her but in the blink of an eye she was gone.	In the blink of an eye: en un abrir de ojos , la vi , pero en un abrir y cerrar de ojos se desapareció .
hear about: enterarse de algo. did you hear about the fire at the store?	"""Did you hear about the fire at la tienda?"""
pout: hacer pucheros/mala cara my son will pout and cry for a piece of candy.	"""My son will make a sour puss and cry for a piece of candy."""
vice, cielo or glorias this weekend? cuz i havent gone out in about 3 weeks..	Vice, cielo or glorias this weekend? Because I haven't gone out in a while .
got a nice workout en la tarde	I got a nice workout in the tarde.
<user> you always give good advices, i hope u take em yourself too!! glad to hear from you menso, como as estado?	<user> you always give good advice , hope you actually follow them too !! good to hear from ya menso , how've you been ?
<user> <user> no graciela eso me lo dicen everyday so there's no need ! & stacy that actually sounded cute so gracias (':	<user> <user> no need , they tell me that everyday ! & Stacy that actually sounded kind of cute , thank you (':
<user> you plan on attending college?, that good get ur shit together xque si esta cabron la cosa	<user> Are you planning on going to university? Getting your stuff together is a good idea because it's tough out there .
ella me pide something lmao that song brings back memories!!! :d haha <user>	She asks me for something lmao that song brings back memories !!! : d haha <user>
not out of the woods yet: no he salido del problema todavía our sales went up last month, but the company is not out of the woods yet.	We're not out of the woods yet: no hemos salido del bosque todavía. Las ventas aumentaron el mes pasado, pero la compañía no está fuera de peligro aún.
<user> haha for reals.. its my drug.. nah pero it gets me hyper! -.- idk why? i think is the sweet tea.. lol toy bn loca!	<user> haha for real , it 's my drug .. nah but it makes me hyper ! -.- i do n't know why ? i think it 's the sweet tea .. lol i 'm so crazy !
wait up: espera el “up ” es de adorno. will you wait up for me? i have to run to the store.	Wait up: Espera un momento . Will you wait just a minute for me ? I have to run to the store .
<user> si, es normal, pero toca de a uno, espero no desanimarte a mi me parecio casi imposible, pero..., one step at a time:)	<user> yeah , it's normal , but it touches on one , I hope not discourage you it seemed almost impossible to me , but ... one step at a time :)
take under wing: meter bajo el ala, dar protección the mobster took him under his wing and taught him about the streets.	The mobster took him under his wing and taught him about the streets.
yo no fui mcm de nadie fml... mejor me voy a comer unos tacos pa quitarme lo awitado :( lol jk	I wasn't anyone's man crush monday fml... I guess I'll just eat some tacos to get over my sadness :( lol just kidding
<user> jaja yo tampoco, mi hija me lo dijo, yo no entendí, me tuvo que explicar y en esas me dije ahhhh buena para un tweet:)	<user> haha me too , my daughter told me that , I didn't understand so she had to explain it to me and then I was like ahhhh good for a tweet :)
be very hard on someone: tratar a alguien con dureza. don't be too hard on the boy he's too young to know that he was doing wrong.	Don't be too duro con el niño . He's too young to saber que estaba mal .
<user> it's your instinct lol either that o te va pegar chorro	<user> it's your instinct lol or you'll get drenched!
"""<user> exactamente no sé, creo q registradora es muy regional. yo diría: """"one way gate"""" does it work? let me know:)"""	"<user> I'm not exactly sure , I think it's very regional . I'd say : ""one way gate"" does that work ? let me know:)"
i saw vania's cousin today  kasi me deretia  <user>	I saw Vania's cousin today, he/she/they was/were such a sweetheart <user>!
<user> si odd = probabilidad pero no siempre: that's odd: eso es raro. ya lo adicioné a la lista, me encanta cuando me dan sugerencias:)	<user> if odd = probability but not always , that's odd: that's rare . I've added it to the list , I love it when people make suggestions:)
hooking me up: varias cosas, una “conectar ” thanks for hooking me up with my job	"Hooking me up: varias cosas, una [""conectar"" gracias por presentarme con mi trabajo](en)"
go through the motions: hacer algo sin interés/interés bill has no real passion in life, he just goes through the motions day to day.	go through the motions: hacer las cosas por hacer sin entusiasmo , Bill no tiene una pasión real en la vida , solo hace las cosas por hacerlas día tras día .
he is on the run: está huyendo. police man: our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he ’s on the run.	He is on the run: He's running away. Police man: Our suspect ran off with the stolen cash, now he's on the run.
go both ways (3): ser homosexual. person 1: mary has a girlfriend. person 2: a girlfriend? person 1: yes, she goes both ways.	Go both ways (3): ser bisexual. Persona 1: Mary tiene una novia. Persona 2: ¡Novia! ¡En serio! Persona 1: Sí, es bisexual.
<user> <user> <user> shit yall better put up yalls money cause my ass graduated last year a mi no me toca!	<user> <user> <user> shit you guys better put out your money cause my ass graduated a year ago it's not my turn to pay!
only child: hijo único. my daughter is an only child, we decided one was enough.	My daughter is a solo child , we decided one was enough .
<user> lol foreals huh idk a mi me gusta cuando llueve!!! haha	<user> lol foreals huh idk I love it when it rains !!! haha
through thick and thin: en las duras y en las maduras. my good friend has been there for me through thick and thin	through thick and thin: en las buenas y en las malas . My good friend has been there for me en las buenas y en las malas .
how dare you: cómo te atreves? you ate my ice cream? how dare you?	How dare you: ¿Cómo te atreves? ¿Me comiste mi helado? ¡Cómo te atreves?
can i have the check: la cuenta por favor. waiter:: are you still doing ok? customer: yes, can i have the check please?	Can I have the bill, please? El camarero :: ¿Todavía están bien? Cliente: Sí, ¿Puedo tener la cuenta, por favor?
cash a check. hacer efectivo un cheque. i need to go cash a check at the bank.	I need to go make a cheque cashable at the bank.
lightweight: persona que se emborracha fácilmente. i get drunk off only three beers, i ’m a lightweight.	Lightweight: someone who gets drunk easily. Three beers are enough to get me wasted, I'm a lightweight.
<user> lol la hambre mata , you want choclate marshmallows ice cream pizza pozole enchiladas milkshakes and such	<user> lol hunger kills , do you want chocolate marshmallow ice cream pizza pozole enchiladas milkshakes and such
careless mistake: error por descuido i did the reports correctly, but just made a few careless mistakes.	"The phrase in English would be: ""careless mistake: error por descuido, I made the reports correctly, but just made a few mistakes carelessly."""
los invasores >> y arriva el norte!! como extraño all those summers in monterrey!!!	"""the invaders >> and the north arrives ! how i miss all those summers in monterrey !!"""
slippery slope: algo así como bola de nieve (que lleva a algo peor). some people believe that euthanasia is the slippery slope to murder.	Slippery slope: something like a snowball (that leads to something worse). Some people believe that euthanasia is the slope that leads to murder.
just a thought: es solo una idea (mi opinión) i think we should n’t spend that money on that project, just a thought.	Just a thought: it's only an idea (my opinion) I think we shouldn't spend that money on that project, just saying.
<user> eske mi troca es mi bebe!!!  that's my girl, sin ella no'stoy agusto! she completes me! she's my all  & no es celosa jeje ;d	<user> my truck is my baby !!! that's my girl , without her i'm not comfortable ! she completes me ! she's my everything & she's not jealous either hehe ;d
get it over with: para acabar de una vez: i guess i ’ll do my taxes just to get it over with.	I guess I'll do my taxes just to para acabar de una vez.
ya me kiero ir so where is my dad   ️	I want to leave already so where's my dad   ?
upside down: al revés that roller coaster had us upside down for a whole minute.	That roller coaster had us al revés for a whole minute.
<user> lol are ypu being a lowlife o eres de uso?	<user> lol are you being a lowlife or what?
y como te dije chikitin <user> mac beat aldine nomas 3 zero skunk	And as I told you cutie <user> Mac just beat Aldine 3-0, skunk!
<user> dihhh little bitch ass car sick pussy repelant, get a honda or a nissa foo something que te va durar	<user> damn little bitch ass car is sickening and repulsive , get a Honda or a Nissan something that will actually last you .
<user> no se... havent had the chance, you should go tho its pretty! but it gets old too	<user> don't know ... haven't had the chance , you should go though it's pretty ! But it gets old too .
ya ima go to sleep  que pasen buenas noches sueñan conmigo haha	I'm gonna go to sleep now , have a good night y'all , dream about me haha .
<user> that's bcuz in our times trival was original & had good music 2 it then all the other djs le mezclaron techno music y blah	<user> that's because in our times trival was the original & genuine music , then all the other djs mixed it with techno and ruined it .
<user> ah ya la veo, no vuelvo a contestar sin lentes, porq no es q tenga buena ortografía sino q uso corrector, no la vi:) thanks a lot	<user> ah I see it now , I won't reply without my glasses again , because it's not that I have good spelling it's just that I use corrector , I didn't see it :) thanks a lot
what goes up, must come down: todo lo que sube tiene que bajar drugs can make you feel good, but what goes up, must come down.	"""What goes up, must come down: everything that rises must fall the drugs can make you feel good, but then they must come down."""
downgrade: bajar de categoría. some say he downgraded because he went from being a lawyer, to being a cook.	downgrade: lower in rank/status. some say he lowering his status/rank when he went from being a lawyer to being a cook .
<user> lmao i know  we suck  mejor que nos vengan a ver ellos so we know it's real cx	<user> lmao i know we're trash  better them come and watch us so we know it's legit cx
can someone go to the movies with me today?... no okay acavo ni te keria	Can someone go to the movies with me today?... No, okay I didn't even want you to come.
go both ways (1): tiene ventajas y desventajas. the new system works both ways, we'll improve our business but we'll lose some great workers	The new system works for and against us . We'll improve our business but we'll lose some great workers .
theres a bachata version of el perdedor... lawrrd bless enrique iglesias hes the best	There's a bachata version of el perdedor ... Lord bless Enrique Iglesias he's the best
to full on barba cerrada	Shaved beard
cash on me. tener dinero en efectivo. i ’m sorry, i do n’t have any cash on me.	I'm sorry, I don't have any money on me.
no pos si truth hurts.	Well , if that's the case , truth hurts .
he is on the run: está huyendo. police man: our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he ’s on the run.	He is on the run: He's fleeing. Police man: Our suspect took off with the stolen cash, now he's on the run.
it ’s packed: abarrotado / lleno. i avoid the mall on saturdays; it ’s packed on saturdays.	It's packed on the weekends, I avoid going to the mall then because it's always abarrotado/lleno.
<user> lol te creo . idk i don't watch scary movies lol mostly action and comedy haha	<user> lol I believe you . idk , I don't watch horror movies lol mostly action and comedy haha
i know you are (16) but be (17), you never know (16: valiente) (17: cauteloso)	I know you're sixteen , but be seventeen , you never know . Be brave , be cautious .
fill in for: reemplazar a alguien. i ’m feeling sick, i ’ll ask laura to fill in for me tomorrow.	I'm feeling sick, I'll ask Laura to replace me tomorrow.
anywhere but here. en cualquier lugar menos aquí. i ’d rather be anywhere but here.	I'd rather be anywhere pero aquí.
<user> thats good im glad to hear that! ps ya asta la crystal paro creo... ya todos son bien santitos ahora!! kien los biera haha	<user> that's good , I'm glad to hear that ! PS even Crystal has stopped , I think ... everyone's being all holier-than-thou now ! Who would've thought , haha .
bear with me: aguantame un momento por favor. bear with me guys, this lesson may take a while.	Give me a second, guys. This lesson might take a while.
omg los corridos de mi dad  anda con puro durango el	omg my dad's corridos are on full blast, straight outta Durango
<user> no lol college , el este de los angeles	<user> no lol college , the east side of LA
<user> <user> wait what you have a date? bitch k poca fe me tienes!! -_-	<user> <user> wait what you have a date ? damn girl you have so little faith in me !! -_-
something ’s wrong with that picture: algo está mal con esta situación he ’s never home to see his kids? something ’s wrong with that picture.	There's something wrong with that situation. He's never around to see his kids? That doesn't look right.
<user> (s) egun? lol no ay problema hombres ay muchos;) haha and which day? tu guey yo no.. lmao	<user> (s) morning ? lol no problem guys there are many ;) haha and which day ? you're the man I'm not ..lmao
<user> pero si digo english con la i nuestra los muchachos me dicen que tengo acento, o sea si es la the it, i hope it helps:)	<user> but if I say English with our i , the guys tell me I have an accent , so if it's the it , I hope it helps:)
you could've:(... pero mas fiel y romantico no aviaaa.. y en fin te sacaste la loteria;) lol jk...	You could've been more loyal and romantic . But in the end , you hit the jackpot ; ) LOL just kidding .
<user> las nalgas for a whole week que era hernan dario velazquez!!	<user> It was Hernán Darío Velázquez's ass for a whole week!!!
<user> wow! this took my breath away  you looked wonderful love  no cabe duda que eres toda una bella mujer;)	<user> wow! this took my breath away you looked amazing love no doubt you're a beautiful woman ; )
<user> idk i was free lol, i just came back baby girl i'm all burned out haha, wyd on ur birthday? te quiero ver mujer !!!	<user> idk i was free lol, i just came back baby girl i'm all burned out haha, what you doing on your birthday ? i wanna see you woman ! ! !
start over: comenzar de nuevo. i messed up so i need to start over.	Start over: Empezar de cero. Me equivoqué así que necesito empezar de cero.
que bonito es lo bonito!! y k se awuiten los feos :d lol	"""How beautiful is beauty itself!! And may the ugly people shut up :D lol"""
my sister is just in 6th grade i me iso mi hw >> poreso la kiero mucho   ️	My sister is just in sixth grade , she did my homework for me >> that's why i love her so much ️
adios toluca!!!!! maybe next year! :d haha america > toluca	Goodbye Toluca!!!! Maybe next year! :d haha America > Toluca
thats bs america played better but fuck it! ya veran en el azteca!	That's bs America played better but whatever! You'll see at the Azteca!
<user> yeah i'm down after class lol i'll hit you up manana:), no cardio tho lol	<user> yeah i'm down after class lol , I'll hit you up mañana:) but no cardio tho lol
my mom was trying to act like a chola in the store  i was like just stop	"My mom was trying to act like una chola en la tienda . I was like ""just stop"" ."
today in 7th period i went so mexican on everyone  i me senti muy chignona   ️	Today in 7th period I went all Mexican on everyone, I felt so badass ️
felipe is so (8) and (9) i think i ’ll ask him out (8: encantador) (9: amigable)	felipe is so charming and friendly , i think i ’ll ask him out .
roxana be on that crack shit la voy a matar one day she doesn't even let my brother see his own son -.-	Roxana is on some crack shit , I'm gonna kill her one day , she doesn't even let my brother see his own son . -.-
let ’s knock it out: varias cosas una hacer algo en abundancia we have lots of work to do, let ’s knock it out now so that later we can relax.	Let's knock it out: We have so many things to do, let's do them ahora en abundancia so we can relax later.
pues ya good night	well, good night then
igot nothing against tito but the cosas del diablo song gets played way too much in the radio	I've got nothing against Tito but the 'cosas del diablo' song is on the radio way too often .
slipped out of my mouth: se me salió are you pregnant? i ’m sorry, that slipped out of my mouth.	slipped out of my mouth: ¿Estás embarazada? Lo siento , se me salió así de la boca .
<user> ha naw ni k me llamara yolli.. lol jk donde anda la tokaya? creo k ya le pegan verda?	<user> ha naw they won't ever call me yolli .. lol where's my cousin ? I think the sun's out , right ?
"""what is your address so i can look it up on my phone? (""""look it up"""" en lugar de """"search"""")"""	"""What's your address so I can look it up on my phone?"""
well put: bien dicho. well put kassandra, that was a very good point.	Well put: Bien dicho, Kassandra, that was a very good point.
toda la familia de laura son de guerrero   ️ dicen que they shit money oy esa manda	Laura's whole family is from Guerrero  they're loaded , that side of the family is rolling in it .
poner platos en el lavaplatos no es put the dishes in the dishwasher:) how about i load the dishwasher and you unload it when it ’s done?	Putting dishes in the sink isn't *put the dishes in the dishwasher*:) How about I load the dishwasher and you unload it when it's done?
pues toma pa k te enamore, more, more ehh;)	Well , take this so you fall in love with me , more , more eh ; ) .
work at: trabajar duro en algo. some people dream of success... while others wake up and work at it. ~ author unknown	work at: working hard on something . some people dream of success ... others wake up and work at it . ~ author unknown
<user> ahh cabron y que tipo de dieta tenías antes o que, soo this means even less cheat days for you?	<user> ah damn , and what kind of diet were you on before then , or what ? So that means even fewer cheat days for you ?
<user> them hoes garbage era pa despistar	<user> those bitches are garbage , they were just to mislead
<user> <user> lol it's my dream wedding since i witnessed a wedding like that as a kid aya en mi durango:)	<user> <user> lol it's my dream wedding since I witnessed a wedding like that as a kid back in my Durango:)
i hate it when my teacher tells me i don't have a future .__.!! like wtf no me digas eso	"I hate it when my teacher tells me ""no me digas eso"" that I don't have a future .__.!!"
it is what it is, difícil de traducir pero algo así como qué le vamos a hacer. i'm sick and cann't go to the party but it is what it is.	"""It is what it is, hard to translate but something like oh well . I'm sick and can't go to the party , but it is what it is ."""
con el video de la semana, espero no haberlos asustado, no era mi intensión :( sorry about that. i hope it helps though	With the video of the week , I hope I haven't scared you guys , that wasn't my intention : ( sorry about that . I hope it helps though .
<user>:) lo que un objeto proyecta es shadow. my shadow follows me, my shadow is longer than yours, you cann't take your shadow away.	<user>:) what a object projects is shadow . my shadow follows me , my shadow is longer than yours , you can't take your shadow away .
tenia wedgie y cameltoe at the same dam time	I had a wedgie and a camel toe at the same damn time.
<user> un niño de dos años aprende a decir, estoy cansado, sin sber que está usando el to be, sorry, i didn't help much...	<user> a two-year-old child learns to say , 'I'm tired' , without knowing they're using the to be verb , sorry , i didn't help much ...
can n’t stand: no me lo soporto/no me lo aguanto. i can n’t stand all of this useless junk mail.	I can't stand: I can't stand not being able to bear. I can't stand all of this useless junk mail.
freaky: que da miedo/extraño/excéntrico. it was freaky the way that guy had his tongue split down the middle.	"The phrase in English would be: ""It was creepy/strange/weird how that guy had his tongue split down the middle."""
she used to make me my own meal whenever she made something i didn't eat ora ni madres ya no me quiere	she used to make me my own meal whenever she made something , now she doesn't even care about me anymore
<user> cuz you gotta have my back que no  lol	<user> cuz you gotta have my back won't you  lol
<user> jefes nunca resbalan , lmao you just lost your step? haha it's wayyy worse when u make contact with the ground	<user> The bosses never slip , lmao* you* just lost your step ? haha it's way worse when you make contact with the ground .
praise the lordalabado sea el señor. person 1: hey i got a raise at work. person 2: praise the lord! i ’m so proud of you!	Praise the Lord. Hallelujah! Person 1: Hey I got a raise at work. Person 2: Praise the Lord! Hallelujah, I'm so proud of you!
<user> tarde pero sin sueño!.. only a week late no pasa nada jiji	<user> late but not tired ! .. just a week late no biggie haha
behind his/her back: hablar de alguien a sus espaldas she was talking bad about her behind her back.	She was talking maliciously about her behind her back.
doesn't do justice: no le favorece that dress does n’t do her figure justice. (tiene buena figura pero el vestido no lo deja ver, muy usado)	doesn't make her figure look good
cry out: clamar/gritar pidiendo ayuda. the musician's misuse of drugs was a cry out for help.	cry out: to shout/scream for help. The musician's misuse of drugs was a shout for help.
<user> <user> yes & then we ride off into the sunset hahaha lmfao lame no! we keep partying cn una barbacoa y chicharrones;)	<user> <user> yes & then we ride off into the sunset hahaha lmfao not lame! we keep partying with a barbecue and pork rinds ;).
all in your head: te lo estás imaginando person 1: do you think she hates me? person 2: no, it ’s all in your head.	All in your head: You're imagining it. Person 1: Do you think she hates me? Person 2: No, you're imagining it.
<user> eske you be with your friends i no kiero molestar	<user> is it because you're with your friends , I don't want to disturb you ?
i was like your lucky andas bailando con una de guanajuato (; lmfao	I was like you're lucky , you're dancing with a girl from Guanajuato (; lmfao .
<user> well clearly madrid is not the best.. pero ya beremos!!	<user> well clearly madrid is not the best .. but we'll see !
turn significa varias cosas una es cumplir xx años i can n’t believe you ’re just turning twenty-one!	"""Turn"" means a few things . One of them is turning xx years old , I can't believe you're only turning twenty-one !"
my brother was like next time que venga te lo presento	"My brother was like ""next time él vendrá y te lo presentaré""."
le paso lo mismo k con tigres!!! well thats nice	It happened to me the same way as with the tigers!!! That's great!
do n’t let me down: no me falles. please do n’t let me down this time	Don't let me down: don't fall short this time.
when my cousin got married aya en mexico la banda todavia le sigio el next day  ️ porke la parranda todavia no se acavava	when my cousin got married over there in Mexico the party band still followed them the next day ️ because the celebration was still going on.
<user> he lives (tercera persona to live) our lives plural life, espero que esto si aclare, no había caído en cuenta de la duda:) sorry	<user> He lives our lives, I hope this clears it up, I hadn't realised the confusion:) sorry
<user> yo sé sino no haría esto:) si vieras lo q escribo algunas veces, thanks a lot, for real:)	<user> I know or else I wouldn't be doing this:) If you saw some of the stuff I write , thanks a lot, for real:)
ya se le pego lo fake... ewww fake fake fakeeee no bueno... borrese pa'yaaaa	It's already become fake… ewww fake fake fakeeee no good… delete it over there!
stay home mom: una forma familiar de decir ama de casa. ever since evan was born, she became a stay at home mom.	"""stay home mom"": a colloquial way of saying ""homemaker."" Ever since Evan was born, she became a homemaker."
<user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> gracias primo! (: d nada! enjoy ur day off	<user>: <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> thank you cousin ! (: you 're welcome ! hope you enjoy your day off !
what are you up to?: ¿qué te traes entre manos? it was incomprehensible! whas was god up to? de la película amadeus	what are you up to?: ¿qué estás haciendo? It was incomprehensible! What was God thinking? From the movie Amadeus.
i got pulled over, esta frase expresa todo eso yo antes daba vueltas y vueltas para decir algo como esto:) un policía me detuvo en la carre	I got pulled over, this phrase sums it all up , I used to go around and around trying to say something like this : An officer pulled me over on the highway .
<user> ahhh es q nunca usaría esta expresión, perfect ty!	<user> ahhh i would never use this expression , perfect ty !
outrageous: varias cosas: indignante/exorbitante that ’s an outrageous amount of money! that ’s an outrageous remark.	Outrageous: varias cosas: ¡Indignante/excesivo! ¡Esa es una cantidad ridícula de dinero! Ese comentario fue absurdo.
let it slide: dejarlo pasar he ’s bothering me a bit, but i ’m gonna let it slide.	Let it slide: Dejarlo pasar, me está molestando un poco, pero voy a dejarlo pasar.
mi new friend es de zacatecas (;	My new friend is from Zacatecas .
cut her loose: dejar libre now that we know of her attempt to steal from our business, it ’s time to cut her loose.	Now that we know of her attempt to steal from our business, it's time to dejarla libre.
<user> wood madera en estado natural (antes de cortar el árbol) timber madera procesada (después de cortar) pero hay otras definiciones:)	<user> wood is natural state timber (before the tree is cut) processed wood (after it's cut) but there are other definitions:)
<user> no te creas lol, u enjoy cardio lol?	<user> don't believe it lol, do you actually enjoy cardio lol?
<user> haha no te creas , lets go eat some mariscos jasmine ?	<user> haha don't believe it , let's go eat some seafood jasmine ?
freaky que da miedo/extraño/excéntrico it was freaky the way that guy had his tongue split down the middle.	It was scary/weird/freaky how that guy had his tongue split down the middle.
this house da miedo	this house gives miedo
come clean: sé honesto (sinónimo de be honest, muy usado también) i felt it was time to come clean about what i had done	come clean: sé sincero sobre lo que hice
whatever helps you sleep at night: sarcasmo: lo q te haga feliz person 1: honey, we need a new drier. p2: whatever helps you sleep at night	Whatever helps you sleep at night: Sarcasm: What makes you happy Person 1: Honey, we need a new dryer. P2: Whatever helps you sleep at night.
i ’m in a hurry: estoy de afán. i ’m in a hurry so i can only talk for a little.	I'm in a rush, so I only have time to chat quickly.
<user> lol oh si oh si lets go with what you said  pues	<user> lol yes let's go with what you said well then .
esta noche sera en otro nivel... from the top the view is way better!! ay k aprobechar a lo maximo el ultimo sabado del 2013;)	Tonight's gonna be on another level . The view from the top is way better !! We gotta make the most of the last Saturday of 2013 ; )
tell off. algo así como regañar your boss is rude, you need to tell him off.	tell off. Something like scold your boss is rude , you need to scold him .
<user> ahh una aproximación i don't need an exact number. a ballpark figure will do.:)	<user> ahh una aproximación , approximately's good enough :D
sleep on it: figurativamente significa pensar algo mejor. i know buying a house is a big decision, why do n’t you sleep on it?	Sleep on it: figuratively means to think about it better. I know buying a house is a big decision, why don't you sleep on it?
<user> expresión, ya es un poco tarde para eso. they have finally decided to put some money into research but it's too little, too late	<user> it's a bit late for that now . They have finally decided to put some money into research but it's too little , too late .
borussia has about six players out on injury ora este	Borussia has about six players out with injuries right now or something like that.
<user> 5.1? let me holla lmaoo	<user> 5.1? let me call you later lmaoo
i don't like (xxx) people, they always think they're right and don't listen to anything else. (testarudo/a - obstinado/a - tercho/a)	i don't like (xxx) people , they always think they're the shit and close their ears to everything else . Stubborn ,  obstinate ,  pig-headed .
push the envelope: ir hasta el límite/expandir las capacidades. we need to push the envelope and come up with more innovations	We need to push our limits and come up with more innovations.
her boyfriend lives down my street  no mames	her boyfriend lives down my street , for real !
<user> pues claro es puro no tiene corte, damm if anything they'll think your making meth lmao xd	<user> of course it's pure bullshit , damm if anything they'll think you're cooking meth lmao xd
get a feel of: tener una mejor idea. i ’m going to do my internship so i can get a better feel of the kind of career i ’m getting into	get a better sense of: I'm gonna do my internship so I can get a better sense of the type of career I'm getting into.
slaughter: otra para slaughter matar para comer. wild horse protection advocates say they have successfully saved dozens of free-roaming hor	Another one for slaughter to eat. Wild horse protection advocates say they have successfully saved dozens of roaming horses from being sent to slaughter.
<user> <user> no tanto como yo amor  nadie me hace tan feliz tanto como tu  y no soy beaner soy 'merrikan lol -.- jk	<user> <user> not as much as I do , my love . No one makes me as happy as you do , and I'm not a beaner I'm 'merrikan lol -.- jk
<user> you're morenita mrs landrey es prieta/quemada	<user> you're little brown-skinned Mrs Landrey she's brown/burnt
pussy: muy, muy vulgar. varias cosas flojo/cobarde. quit being a pussy and get on the ride, it ’s not that scary.	Don't be such a wimp and get on the ride, it's not that scary.
monkey business: varias cosas una actividad sin sentido. ok kids, it's time to settle down for nap time. no monkey business.	Monkey business: varias cosas una actividad sin sentido . Ok kids , it's time to settle down for some quiet time . No nonsense .
"""i ain't, you ain't es """"reemplazo"""" de i am not you aren't we aren't, es slang hmm no es muy culto no vulgar, i ain't doing that continuará..."""	"""I'm not , you're not is the ""replacement"" of I am not , you aren't , we aren't , it's slang , hmm it's not very educated , not fancy , I'm not doing that ..."""
playing devil ’s advocate: ser el abogado del diablo. i ’m all for legalizing marijuana, but i can play devil ’s advocate and see the other sid	"""I'm playing the role of the person who argues against legalizing marijuana, but I personally support legalizing it. I can see both sides of the debate."""
i had corridos on blast i mi mom me regaño	i had corridos blaring and my mom scolded me
im usually never in a bad mood but today!!!!!! dang today is the exception... ya me sakaron de mis casillas <<<	I'm usually never in a bad mood but today!!!!!! Damn today is the exception... They've gotten on my last nerve.
mi wonderful mom me dio hot chocolate	my wonderful mom gave me hot chocolate
<user> i did y tu no intendieste	<user> you didn't get it
<user> sea notado lolol, it's easier if you don't give. a'fuck	<user> let it be noted lolol , it's easier if you don't give a fuck
<user> <user> ta bueno como pa in bonfire y unas bien heladas cao!!!	<user> <user> that's perfect for some bonfire and some nice cold ones!!!
<user> deja te acompaño pues cx ! & why you being fake no me dejes wey que sin ti no puedo vivir	<user> let me come with you then cx ! & why you being fake don't leave me dude i can't live without you
hold back: algo así como detener. never hold back on your dreams.	hold back: something like deter . never hold back on your dreams .
i rushed into: me apresuré a. i rushed into marriage now i am regretting it. what should i do?	I rushed into: me apresuré entrar en. Me apresuré a casarme ahora me arrepiento. ¿Qué debo hacer?
my feelings be tripping to much  ya ni se que kiero	My feelings are all over the place , I don't even know what I want .
<user> it's jonnyy not johnny  & pos le future novio hopefully  pal summer lol cx	<user> It's Jonnyy not Johnny and hopefully his future boyfriend for the summer lol cx
<user> oyyy nomass!!! it just sounds interesting lmao	<user> oyyy nomás!!! it just sounds interesting lol
<user> haha yeah it is, tell me about it.. si yo digo algo siempre me lleban la contraria i hate it! -_-	<user> haha yeah it is, tell me about it . If I say something people always argue with me i hate it ! -_-
<user> lmao omfgahhhh enserio cres eso , por que fumo bastante? y eso que tiene que ver haha!!!!	<user> lmao omfgahhhh do you really think that , why the fuck would i smoke a lot ? and what does that have to do with anything haha !
<user> ahhh es q work ahi no es verbo, es sustantivo, y no esta incompleta, i leave work at 6 pm. can i leave work early?	<user> ahhh it's that work here is a noun , not a verb , and it's not incomplete , I leave the job at 6 pm . Can I leave work early ?
<user> <user> miren weyas friday 14 movies & tomorrow mall   ️	<user> <user> look bitches friday 14 movies & tomorrow mall
<user> me traes 2 tacos d al pastor y 2 d fajita. sin frijoles puro arroz! ah y una espray! sinhielo lol jk goodluck on thevid bro!!	<user> Bring me two al pastor and two fajita tacos . No beans , just rice ! Oh , and a spray ! No ice , lol just kidding . Good luck on the game bro !
y luego cuando trival muzik was actually good & we always won the trival contests cuz all of us screamed loud af y zapateabamos pa ganar lol	And then when Tribal Muzik was actually good & we always won the trivia contests because all of us screamed super loudly and we danced hard to win, lol
kinky hair: cabello rizado i bought a chi iron for my kinky hair.	kinky hair: curly hair I bought a chi iron for my curly hair.
deja vu (francés se usa mucho aquí) lo expliqué hace poco. i ’m sorry i spaced out, i was having deja vu.	"""deja vu (French is used a lot here) I explained it recently . I'm sorry , I spaced out , I was experiencing deja vu ."""
last night yo con el i tu con ella... when it's supposed to be us 2 together	Last night me with him and you with her ... when it's supposed to be the two of us together .
im exhausted.. its been a really long day! a dormir.	I'm exhausted . It's been a really long day ! Off to sleep .
<user> <user> stacy fuck you & your fake ass!! & 911 is calling me orita llego (;	<user> <user> stacy fuck you & your fake ass!! & the cops are on their way over here in a second !
<user> it sure is!!:) haha tell me abt it me lo disen todos los dias.. but fuck it k se awuiten los feos! lol	<user> it sure is !:) haha they tell me that every day .. but fuck it , let the ugly people complain ! lol
doesn't do justice: no le favorece that dress does n’t do her figure justice. (tiene buena figura pero el vestido no lo deja ver, muy usado)	doesn't make her figure look good
break even: cubrir gastos básicos. his business barely managed to break even.	break even: cover basic expenses. his business barely managed to cover basic expenses.
edgy: (varias cosas) atrevido/provocativo i wore leggings with shorts and combats boots to the rock concert, which was a bit edgy for me.	edgy: (varias cosas) were super cool and edgy rockin' leggings , shorts and combat boots to the concert .
i start internet surfing when i'm really bored (int surf) también significa ir de una página a otra/nada particular/solo por pasar el tiempo	I start internet surfing when I'm really bored (it also means going from one page to another/nothing in particular/just passing time)
<user> you've been knowing that tho lmao , that's firme!! sick fortunada haaha	<user> you've known that though lol , that's really lucky as fuck ! haaha
<user> lol si te la creo lol, i like los tiros peck jaja	<user> lol I believe you lol , I like the shots peck haha
<user> quiero ver lol, the old ones not so much haha	<user> I want to watch lol, the old ones not so much haha
<user>  no mames wtf haha esa mamadaa	<user> shut up , wtf haha that shit .
cooties: insecto/bicho (imaginario) my son who ’s in the third grade refuses to hang out with girls because he says they have cooties.	Cooties: (imaginary) bug . My son who is in the third grade refuses to hang out with girls because he says they have cooties .
lol no me gusta que me anden cuidando! ni k fuera chamakito d kinder! -.-	lol I don't like it when they babysit me ! As if I were a kindergartener ! - . -
que bonito!!! xd | 4 vs 4 | rocket league:  vía <user>	how beautiful!!! xd | 4 vs 4 | rocket league: via <user>
buenos dias zombers! una foto con mi gorra del black ops 3! ya sabeis que me podeis seguir en …	Good morning zombers ! Here's a photo with my Black Ops 3 hat ! You know you can follow me on ...
rt <user>: 0 ganas de empezar el body del senior project	Real talk , I have zero desire to start my senior project .
estoy dando un concierto en snapchat. user: yellowmellowmeh.	I'm giving a concert on Snapchat . User: yellowmellowmeh .
me dio tanta pena por él. ojala y el se acabe. he was just a kid que queria mostrar sus inventos.	I felt so sorry for him . I hope he's okay . He was just a kid who wanted to show his inventions .
<user> perfecto, nuestros planes more everything incluyen datos, usted tiene el control de cuantos gigabytes elegir. ¿qué le parece? ~ mh	<user> perfect , our plans our everything include data , you're in control of how many gigabytes to choose . What do you think ? ~ mh
mi lunes: practica 6:30 am, study hall 8:30 am, clase 11:00 am, workout 1:00 pm, practica 1:30 pm y study hall 4:00 y clase 5:30 pm.	my monday: practice at 6:30 am, study hall at 8:30 am, class at 11:00 am, workout at 1:00 pm, practice at 1:30 pm, study hall at 4:00 pm and class at 5:30 pm.
shoutout a <user> por prestarme 1984.	Shoutout to <user> for lending me 1984.
hoy en trademark metals recycling en opa locka. pasar por aqui para que ganes mucho …	Today at Trademark Metals Recycling in Opa Locka . Come by so you can make big bucks …
monster kill la épic partida!!! | multijugador | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	Monster kill the epic game!!! | multiplayer | cod black ops 3:  via <user>
sumbando tweets para el draft porque son completamente malinterpretables.	Writing tweets for the draft because they're completely misinterpretable.
<user> same shit te están pichando anyways, no?	<user> same shit they're screwing you over anyways, no?
el super dream team con arene! ^^ | juegos del hambre | minecraft:  vía <user>	the super dream team with arene! ^^ | The Hunger Games | Minecraft:  via <user>
<user> limpiando, lavando marquesinas, la cocina, sala!! what d hell!	<user> cleaning , washing billboards , the kitchen , living room ! what the hell !
<user> true pero a esa hora no se si me ibas a querer buscar duh	<user> true but at that hour i don't know if you'd wanna pick me up duh
tengo que ir a ver finding dory like asap	I have to go see Finding Dory like ASAP
¿que os parece? :d foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)	What do you guys think? :D Foxy vs Sonic . exe | epic battle | Kronno Zomber | ( official music video )
dante vs geralt | kronno & zarcort | batalla de heroes (videoclip ofici...  vía <user>	dante vs geralt | kronno & zarcort | battle of the heroes (official music video ...) via <user>
rt <user>: no me des la razón ugh formula un argumento que me lleve la contraria y cállame la boca cabrón. that shit turns me on	RT <user>: Don't give me a reason ugh make an argument that convinces me you're right and shut me up asshole . That shit turns me on
rt <user>: de semana santa a hellweek real quick	Real quick we went from Holy Week to hell week.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - simsimi vs cleverbot rap | zarcort y kronno).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ('simsimi vs cleverbot rap | zarcort y kronno).
write your destiny..  crochet dress woman notebook disponibles en la tienda.	Write your destiny .. Crochet dress , lady's notebook , available in store .
dile hola a la temporada 2016 con tu hindú stamp shirt para realizar tu pedido escribenos al 096.880.7384	Say hello to the 2016 season with your cool印(in) shirt to place your order write us at 096 . 880 . 7384
look de viernes <user> <user> <user> vestido gracias <user> shoes	Friday look <user> <user> <user> dress thanks <user> shoes
de mujer a mujer (woman to woman) en palmetto hospital video	From woman to woman at Palmetto Hospital, video.
happy purple saturday!  aretes $11.50 pedidos 0968807384	Happy purple Saturday! Earrings $11.50. Place your orders at 0968807384.
vale, habéis tirado la web en unos 5 minutos... pls.	Okay , you guys broke the website down in like 5 minutes ... please .
rt <user>: cuando love on top se cambia por picky:	RT <user>: when Love on Top changes to Picky:
tomorrow sunday at westland mall in hialeah ponte en forma con la gatita from 9am to 11am. this …	Tomorrow Sunday at Westlands Mall in Hialeah come get fit with la gatita from 9am-11am. It's gonna be lit!
<user> q c preparen las calles d bayamon coming soon 350z..	<user> Get ready Bayamon streets 350z is coming .
<user> yo solitop! acabo de terminarlo ahora xd aunque aun le faltan retoques! ya no quiero mas promociones en mi banner! thug life	<user> all by myself ! just finished it now xd although it still needs some touches ! i'm done with promotions on my banner ! thug life
<user> <user> jajaajjaaja i will morn its death hasta que me den uno nuevo! no se que hacer sin el... its death was so unexpected	<user> <user> haha i will mourn its passing until they give me a new one ! i don't know what to do without it ... its demise was so unexpected .
un minuto de football americano se vuelve a 10 minutos que se vuelven a 30 minutos y nunca va a llegar a half-time	One minute of American football turns into 10 , which turn into 30 , and it'll never reach halftime .
rt <user>: hoy por ella, mañana por ti... rt rt rt! por favor	Real-time <user>: today for her , tomorrow for you ... rt rt rt ! please
rt <user>: you know nothing!! jajajaa, quien rayos se inventa estas cosas	RT <user>: You know zero!! LOL who the heck makes this stuff up
pared de pensamientos subway madrid wall of dreams and thoughts subway madrid ,…	Thought wall Madrid metro ,...
quiero un roadtrip asap	I want a road trip ASAP.
<user> ayyy :'( well envdd no me sorprende jajajaa why u sick nigga?	<user> ayyy :'( well I'm not surprised jajajaa why you sick nigga?
soy el zomber!! para ser como yo has de sobrevivir contra la muerte.	I am the zomber !! To be like me , you gotta survive death .
es irónico que critiquen mi rap en ingles niños que no han empezado en el mundo del rap y que probablemente no sepan ni ingles... good night	It's ironic that they critique my rap in English , kids who have probably never even started in the world of rap and who probably don't even know English ... good night .
el proximo gobe brought to you by	the next governor brought to you by
cuatro soldados del hip hop, tengo un equipo detrás! próximamente! <user> <user> <user>	Four soldiers of hip hop, I've got a team behind me! Coming soon! <user> <user> <user>
lucky island | la final del tractor! | minecraft:  vía <user>	lucky island | the final of the tractor! | minecraft:  via <user>
“<user>: look de hoy! verde aqua alice and olivia <user>  ” te quedo bello mi flaca	“<user>: today's look! green aqua alice and olivia <user> ” you look beautiful my thin (girl)
rt <user>: <user> <user> chica gamer, se que hay pocas por ahí, chica gamer!... ok, ya.	RT <user>: <user> <user> Gamer girl , I know there aren't many out there , gaming girl ! ... Okay , fine .
rt <user>: para de darme follow y unfollow para que te de follow... it aint gonna happen	RT <user>: stop giving me follow and unfollow so that I give you follow ... it ain't gonna happen
rt <user>: expectativa: netflix & chill realidad: solo/a en tu casa, de tw a sc y de sc a tw	RT <user>: Expectation: Netflix & chill Reality: Alone in your house, from Twitter to Snapchat and from Snapchat to Twitter.
"""rt <user>: en instagram deberían poner lo de """"follows you"""""""	"""real talk <user>: they should have a """"follows you"""" feature on instagram"""
rt <user>: las ganas de amarrarme contigo estan en mil but u me picheas	RT <user>: the desire to tie myself up with you is at a thousand but you're playing hard to get
rt <user>: acho, soy una loser no tengo tuits pautosos para poder pin en mi profile  ️  ️  ️	RT <user>: God, I'm such a loser I don't have any cringeworthy tweets to pin on my profile 😭😭😭
rt <user>: a ver, kanye, tú fuiste un exponente relevante en el hip hop. repito: fuiste. desde que le pusiste nombre a tu hija eres un …	RT <user>: let's see , Kanye , you were a relevant figure in hip-hop . I repeat : you were . Since you named your daughter what you did , you're a ...
que rap play quereis que suba para cuando esté en latinoamerica zombers?? que no sea the last of us infamous ni god of war.	What video game do you want me to upload that's set in Latin America for when I'm there, zombers?? No The Last of Us, Infamous or God of War pls.
<user>: <user> te odio no you don't... quien te manda a irte always????	<user>: <user> I hate you , you don't ... whose fault is it that you left ?
ayer le di un dolar a un deambulante, y luego me hacía falta para comprarme un frappè, pero la cajera se bregó conmigo  everyone's happy.	Yesterday I gave a dollar to a homeless person , and then I needed it to buy a frappè , but the cashier worked it out with me . Everyone's happy .
si no tienen q venir a plz no vengan! el parking es un infierno!	If you don't need to come , don't come ! The parking is a freaking nightmare !
rt <user>: who better for ya than ya girl	RT <user>: ¿Quién es mejor para ti que tu chica?
<user> si no invitas a hot lexus guy lo voy a invitar por tiii:)	<user> if you don't invite hot lexus guy , I'll invite him for youuu:)
<user> aja super annoying! y la gente de los videos hablaban tan lento!!	<user> yeah super annoying ! And the people in the videos spoke so slowly !
si no saco a, imma have a bf.	If I don't get an A, I'm gonna have a boyfriend.
fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic battle (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	fnaf 4 vs Minecraft | Kronno Zomber & Zarcort | epic battle (official video clip): via <user>
tuesday look! colores básicos para un día como hoy!!	Tuesday look! Basic colors for a day like hoy!!
"""rt <user>: + """"¿gaby quieres ser mi prom date?"""" - """"nunca"""""""	"""rt <user>: + 'Do you want to be my prom date?' - 'Never'"""
breaking rap | kronno zomber (prod. por brian o'donell beats) (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Breaking rap | Kronno Zomber (prod. by Brian O'Donnell Beats) (Official Music Video): via <user>
la mejor red duplicó su potencia de red 4g lte en ciudades de costa a costa...	The best network doubled its 4G LTE network power across cities nationwide...
nightmare | especial halloween | kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	"""Horror movie | special Halloween | Kronno Zomber (official video clip): via <user>"""
youtubers life rap | kronno zomber & thefatrat | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	YouTuber's Life rap | Kronno Zomber & TheFatRat | (Official Video Clip): via <user>
rt <user>: quiero ver jurassic world	I want to see Jurassic World.
las 4.27 de la mañana y aquí estoy. maldito jet lag. qué hago? me mato?	It's 4 : 27 am and here I am . Damn jet lag . What do I do ? Kill myself ?
neneee no me des mute wtf	neneee don't give me a mute wtf
"""no sé qué de """"cabrón"""" le encuentran a star wars, pero suit yourselves"""	"I don't know what the """"fuck"""" you guys see in Star Wars , but suit yourselves ."
mi hermanito de 10 años me acaba de dar follow en tw... wtf	My 10-year-old brother just gave me a follow on Twitter... What the fuck?
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> será parte del …	<user> with repostapp. .. <user> will be part of the ...
<user> ohhh jajaa rightt de donde yo saque jaime?	<user> ohhh haha where did I get jaime from?
<user> <user> oh shit hilda... mañana voy a tener una conversacion seria con las dos	<user> <user> oh shit , Hilda ... I'm gonna have a serious talk with both of them tomorrow .
rt <user>: before and after listening to lana del rey	RT <user>: before and after listening to Lana Del Rey.
respuesta: el mexicano armando fernández inventó, nombró y documentó el mouse pad en 1979.	The Mexican Armando Fernández invented , named and documented the mouse pad in 1979 .
"""+ """"tu pelo es pintado verdad"""" - excuuuuseee meh?!!"""	"""+ ""Your hair is painted right?"" - Excuse me?! ""**"
recordad que hoy es domingo de snupchut. no hay vlog, todo ocurre en snupchut. snupchut.	Remember that today is Snupchut Sunday . No vlog , everything happens on Snupchut . Snupchut .
<user> tas working? estoy por sanpa.	<user> are you working ? I'm around Sanpa .
oficialmente juramentada como vice presidenta del american medical student association	Officially sworn in as vice president of the American Medical Student Association.
<user> tirando la tuya, muy bien. bye p.s. se que le quieres dar rt a esto.	<user> throwin' yours , good one . bye p . s . I know you wanna hit the rt on this one .
<user> omg spaaam jajajaja gracias	<user> omg spam lol thanks
imagen modeling by la gatita de 4 años en adelante nuevos cursos de …	Imaging modeling by the 4-year-old kitty and up . New courses starting soon ...
bucket list: acabar un chapstick antes de perderlo.	bucket list: finish a chapstick before losing it.
: ¿quién inventó el mouse pad? a) armando fernández b) jorge lanzo c) víctor celorio d) luis lópez	Who invented the mouse pad? a) Armando Fernández b) Jorge Lanzo c) Víctor Celorio d) Luis López
rt <user>: puesto pal deep conversation	Ready for the deep conversation
que tu me dices cama king para mi nada más... tristemente mañana voy al los dorms	You tell me king bed but for me it's nothing... sadly tomorrow I'm off to the dorms.
hoy directito a las 21.00 h en younow, babies. tenemos que hablar de cosas...	It's today straight at 9 pm on younow , babies . We have to talk about things …
get your outfit now! ! escoge tus prendas favoritas y haz tu pedido blusa morada $20.00  ️	Get your outfit now! Choose your favorite pieces and place your order! Purple blouse $20.00 💜
rt <user>: abanicos en puerto rico be like	RT <user>: fans in Puerto Rico be like
omg panda express para walmart d bayamon!!! <user>	omg they have panda express at the walmart in bayamón!!! <user>
<user> jajajajajja shut up im famous! jajajaja siiii	<user> hahahahaha shut up i'm famous ! hahaha yeah right
lo nuevo de bacon guacamole flatbread....	The new bacon guacamole flatbread...
"""i just used shazam to discover el africano by wilfrido vargas. """"mami q será lo q quiere el <user>..."""""""	"""I just used Shazam to discover El Africano by Wilfrido Vargas. 'Mami, what does <user> want...'"""
imagen modeling by la gatita	Image modeling by the kitty
nos fuimos! la covacha djjhonnym 10730 nw 25 calle sweetwater... <user> llega tempranooo	We left ! The hideout is at djjhonnym 10730 nw 25th Street , Sweetwater ... <user> Be there early !
busca a el guajiro <user> 67 southwest y coral way exclusive	Find the peasant <user> 67 southwest and coral way exclusive.
pizza & beer fest mañana, y no voy.	Pizza & beer fest tomorrow , and I'm not going .
los famosos @ petasos beach resort & spa	the famous @ petasos beach resort & spa
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate	"""imagen modeling by the little kitty sign up"""
practice fashion show imagen modeling by la gatita …	practice fashion show picture modelling by the little kitty ...
ya bailo casi como <user> i feel you in the kokoro nigga!	I almost dance like <user> in the kokoro , nigga !
rt <user>: so quiero ser flaca pero tengo hambre 24/7 :/ struggle	RT <user>: I really want to be thin but I'm hungry 24/7 :/ struggle
"""rt <user>: when u walk straight into the kitchen to eat & ur mom hits u with the """"ya saludaste"""""""	"""RT <user>: When you walk straight into the kitchen to eat & your mom hits you with the 'Have you greeted yet?'"""
zombers sería un placer que dejarais vuestro apoyo! gracias! cod 3 | kronno, zarcort, piter g y cyclo!  vía <user>	It would be a pleasure if you could show your support! Thank you! Code 3 | Kronno , Zarcort , Piter G and Cyclo ! via <user>
* joseando pon por to'as partes *	Messing around , put it everywhere .
rt <user>: ya estan en! welcome to <user> <user> <user>	RT <user>: They're here! Welcome to <user> <user> <user>
rt <user>: yo me encajonaría bien duro si recibo un text tan psycho como éste	RT <user>: I would get so angry if I received a text as psycho as this one
se podrá remontar!! | con luis y cojo | black ops 3:  vía <user>	Can we come back!! | with Luis and get | black ops 3: via <user>
lucky island | no puede con la presión! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | can't handle the pressure ! | Minecraft: via <user>
rt <user>:  shar pei miniatura, 3 meses. se está dando en adopción. interesado a darle un forever home dm	RT <user>: miniature shar pei , 3 months old . Up for adoption . If you're interested in giving it a forever home , DM .
so me pidieron id para ver 50 shades	so they asked for ID to get into 50 shades
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ de barbarabermudo con vestido <user> y zapatos …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ from barbarabermudo in <user> dress and shoes …
improvisando rap mientras juego!! | quake craft ep. 7 | minecraft:  vía <user>	Improvising rap while gaming!! | Quake Craft Ep . 7 | Minecraft : via <user>
el momento más triste... cuando encuentran el twix que habías escondido para el midnight snack	The sad moment when you find the Twix you'd hidden for your midnight snack.
<user> eres vegan, i cann't	<user> Are you vegan, I can't believe it.
simple sencilla y chic low top tunic blouse open 10:00 a 7:00 pm	Simple , sleek and chic low top tunic blouse open from 10:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m .
un héroe ciego es como un fénix consumido por el fuego hecho cenizas sin más fuerzas para resurgir de nuevo! civil war rap!	A blind hero is like a phoenix consumed by fire turned to ashes with no more strength to rise again! Civil War rap!
sunday look!!! open hoy domingo!!  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes. ⏱ 11:00 a 17:00 hrs	Sunday look!!! We're open today Sunday!!  South Circumvalation, 723 and Guayacanes. ⏱ 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
rt <user>: mi selfie de hoy, gracias a mi <user> por el look! estaba sabrosa hajaja si me ven de perfil... nombre!  …	Real-time <user>: my selfie today , thanks to my <user> for the look ! I was tasty haha if you see me from the side ... wow ! ...
back to basis !! blusa azul $20.00 porque es hora de darle más color a tu clóset. pedidos 096 8807 384	Back to basics !! Blue blouse $20.00 because it's time to bring more colour to your wardrobe. Place your orders at 096 8807 384.
<user>: current mood  haciendo el power point -. -	<user>: current mood doing the Powerpoint presentation -.-
hoy empiezaa games of throness	today starts games of thrones
acción. con verizon tienes el poder de la red 4g lte más grande del país.	Action. With Verizon you have the power of the nation's largest 4G LTE network.
<user> get a life. que tu haces viendo fotos del 2013?!	<user> get a life . why are you looking at photos from 2013 ?!
estoy hoping que lo que viene por ahi de dc movies este cabron cause marvel esta bien trepau en la peliculas	I'm hoping that the upcoming DC movies are gonna be badass cause Marvel's on top of their game with their movies .
rt <user>: muchas gracias a <user> por el follow y el apoyo. deje nos saber para su proximo carwash …	Real-time <user>: thank you so much <user> for the follow and the support . Let me know about your next carwash ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - como se rodó el tag del youtuber (rap) - kronno zomber |	I liked a video from <user> on <user> ( - how the YouTuber's tag was filmed (rap) - kronno zomber |
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos registraciones	Imaging modeling by the kitty new courses sign-ups
hoy en salhua clothing todo on sale! ya abiertos hasta las 18:30	Today at Salhua Clothing everything is on sale ! We're open till 6:30 pm .
hoy open house desde 11:30 am imagen modeling by la gatita un concepto innovador en el mundo del …	Today open house from 11:30 am image modeling by the kitty a innovative concept in the world of ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - slenderman vs offenderman | kronno zomber prod. deoxys	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - Slenderman vs Offerman | Kronno Zomber Prod . Deoxys
mi tia aprovecha cada segundo de su vida para decirme cosas malas de ts... loca get a lifeeeeeeeeee!!!	My aunt takes every second of her life to tell me bad things about ts ... crazy lady , get a life !
sonríe - diviertete - se feliz print dress disponible en s-m-l $39.90 urdesa central …	smile - have fun - be happy print dress available in s-m-l $39.90 central district ...
quiero el urban decay naked vault	I want the Urban Decay Naked Vault.
moderno y elegante siempre bello <user> <user> blazer, pants; …	Modern and elegant always beautiful <user> <user> blazer, pants ...
fashion pose class imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	Fashion pose class picture modeling by the kitty registrations
brava vs fifa vs calculo 2 vs netflix vs sleep	brave vs fifa vs calculus 2 vs netflix vs sleep
quiero ir al remember pc	I want to go to the old school music party.
<user> 1/2 buenas tardes. para comunicarse desde méxico marque 0019085594899, ingrese tarjeta vzw 9085594899, pin, ~ mv	<user> 1/2 good afternoons . to communicate from mexico dial 0019085594899 , enter card vzw 9085594899 , pin , ~ mv
la fanaticada de gsw brah... be humble in defeat	the GSW fanbase brah... be humble in defeat
rt <user>: no pq existe el waterproof make up. tu la buscas mucho antes de la hora que dijistes y la vez sin maquillaje, ya https: …	Real-time <user>: not because the makeup is waterproof . You look for her way too early before the time you said and you see her without makeup , already ...
no le encuentro sentido a phhhoto jajajja lol pon una foto y ya a nadie le importa que se mueva	I don't get the point of phhhoto lol it's like you post a picture and that's it , who cares if it moves or not .
<user>: 77 hermanas, 77 rumbos. asj class of 2014   adoro:')	<user>: 77 sisters , 77 directions . asj class of 2014 adoringly:)
<user> viste el mid finale de htgawm?	<user> Did you watch the mid-finale of HTGAWM?
darle follow en insta a las boutiques es un error grave	Giving a follow on Instagram to boutiques is a serious mistake .
brocoli! <user> unos carruajes al rocket league! que la noche es joven! jajaja xd	Broccoli! <user> Let's rocket some cars in League! The night is still young! haha xd
<user> ¡gracias! dentro de ajustes (settings), presione en batería (battery), ¿cuál es la aplicación que muestra mayor uso? ~ as	<user> Thank you! Inside settings, press battery, which app shows the most usage? ~ as
<user> <user> -so tall -religious -friendly -anime jaja	<user> <user> -so damn tall -holy -kind -anime haha
ready! listos ya para un dia lleno de belleza, moda y mas <user> <user> <user> nyc	Ready! We're all set for a day full of beauty , fashion and more <user> <user> <user> nyc!
every sunday at westland mall ponte en forma con la gatita from 9am to 11am. make plans to be here …	Every Sunday at Westland Mall get fit with la gatita from 9am to 11am . Make plans to be here ...
<user> dile a christian que estoy pobre que necesito unos new balance nuevos	<user> tell christian i'm poor , i need some new balances .
"""rt <user>: siento que mi """"new year's kiss"""" este año será un shot"""	"""RT <user>: i feel like my """"new year's kiss"""" this year will be a shot"""
uncharted 4 rap | ¿cara o cruz? | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Uncharted 4 rap | heads or tails ? | kronno zomber | (official music video ) : via <user>
caen gotas de sangre y sudor!!!! cod black ops 3 vs battlefront - cyclo & kronno zomber	drops of blood and sweat!!!! cod black ops 3 vs battlefront - cyclo & kronno zomber
batman vs superman!  bueno zombers me voy a descansar! buenas noches!  y que sueñen con  xd	Batman vs Superman! Alright folks, I'm off to bed. Good night! Have nice dreams about xd
zumba free mañana domingo 9 a 11 am …	Zumba's free tomorrow Sunday from 9 to 11 a . m .
the border? existe un border para los puertorriqueños? wow, eduquenme porque en los aereopuertos no me dijeron na '	the border ? Is there a border for Puerto Ricans ? wow , educate me because at the airports they didn 't tell me shit .
overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	overwatch | kronno zomber & zarcort | official music video: via <user>
lunch with the fiancé. almuerzo con mi guerejo	Lunch with the fiancé. Lunch with my darling.
qué versátil yo.. de ozuna a disney classics real quick	how versatile am i .. from ozuna to disney classics real quick
esa es portia di rossi y ese es el set de scandal	That's Portia de Rossi on the set of Scandal.
left 4 dead 2 rap - zarcort & kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Left 4 dead 2 rap - zarcort & kronno zomber (official music video) : via <user>
jajaja nigga wtf?? el broco en snaptchat lo parte!   ️	haha nigga wtf ?? the Snapchat broccoli filter is awesome !
hoy no hay vlog pero sí snapchat, babies.  ️	There's no vlog today but there's Snapchat, babies.
rt <user>: profesores en abril be like	"RT <user>: Teachers in April be like: ""Ya casi es verano ... """
wxdj “el zol 106.7 fm ” morning radio show“ el vacilon de la gatita ” is no. 1 in the miami-ft. lauderdale market.	"""The radio show ""El Vacilon de la Gatita"" on ""el sol 106.7 fm "" is number one in the Miami-Fort Lauderdale market ."""
"""rt <user>: 3 words, 12 letters. say it and im yours... """"puntos de bono."""""""	"""Real talk, <user>: three words, twelve letters . Say it and the bonus points are yours ..."""
officially committed! new yorkkk te vek en agosto	Officially committed! See you in New York in August!
<user> celebremos el birthday monthh que tal a sacarle uso a ese id	<user> let's celebrate the birthday month , shall we make use of that ID ?
rt <user>: <user> damos todo el apoyo q podemos pero no es suficiente ay q llegar minimo alos 3.000.000 zombers;) apoyo eterno kin …	RT <user>: <user> We give all the support we can , but it's not enough , we need to reach at least 3 , 000 , 000 zombers ;) Eternal support kin ...
babyyy <user> ya faltan 3s días!!! woooo	babyyy <user> only three more days!!! woooo
rt <user>: -quien es tu idolo? - <user> -ni save que existes -y el tuyo -goku -el tuyo ni existe turn down for what	RT <user>: -Who's your idol? - <user> -I don't even know you exist -And yours? -Goku -Well, mine doesn't exist either. What's the point of it all then?
nadie va a cambiarme! | rise of the tomb raider.  se tu mismo y que nadie te cambie.	No one is going to change me! Be yourself and let no one change you.
el entrenamineto mas largo del mundo!! | campaña ep. 3 | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	the longest training ever!! | campaign ep . 3 | cod black ops 3: via <user>
<user> estaba pensando en ti ahora mismo  avísame cuando puedas hacer un study date de cont	<user> I was just thinking about you hit me up when you're free for a study date de cont.
enciende o apaga tus electrodomésticos desde tu tablet o smartphone con este aparato:	Turn your appliances on or off from your tablet or smartphone with this device:
2 do round! long island es la q es!! woooo	Two rounds! It's long island all the way!! Woohoo!
imagen modeling by la gatita te espero mañana martes 7 de julio de 6- 7:30 pm. 777 nw 72 avenida …	Image modeling by the kitty , see you tomorrow Tuesday July 7th from 6 - 7 : 30 pm . 777 NW 72nd Avenue …
<user> with repostapp ・・・ que fiestón gracias! bailalo …	<user> with repostapp ・・・ what a great party! dance it up ...
rt <user>: sinceramente, no quiero ver ese 1 en el senior countdown...	RT <user>: Honestly , I don 't wanna see that 1 in the senior countdown ...
este martes me voy a la nieve a grabar the divisón rap! my work, is my hobby, my hobby is my love!  ️	This Tuesday I'm going to the snow to shoot the division rap! My work is my hobby , my hobby is my love !
"""feliz viernes!!! el alago del dia para mi hoy fue """"eres modelo o una super modelo?"""" are you a model or a super model? """"obvio super model!"""	"Happy Friday!!! The compliment of the day for me today was ""Are you a model or a supermodel?"" ""Obvious super model!"""
“<user>: male desert rats can have sex up to 150 times in an afternoon ” queee queee?! cual es el secreto?!!!!	“<user>: male desert rats can have sexual intercourse up to 150 times in a single afternoon ” what the what?! what's the secret?!
rt <user>: <user> ya va una semana que la concentida de casa no aparece.. por favor ayudenme a encontrarla she means a lot 2 me  …	RT <user>: <user> It's been a week since the spoiled girl from the house has appeared .. Please help me find her she means a lot 2 me ...
<user> <user> suena super! estoy en countdown para el mcat en tres semanas pero after that puedo cuando sea	<user> <user> Sounds super! I'm on a three week countdown to the MCAT but after that I'm free whenever!
la pelota saltarina! | con cojo y luis popurri | rocket league:  vía <user>	Bouncy ball! | With cojo and luis popurri | rocket league: via <user>
si respetas el bro code mas que a tu mama. no vas a terminar bien pa.	If you respect the bro code more than your own mother . You're not gonna end up well , my friend .
ponte en forma con la gatita en westland mall en hialeah. la proxima semana estamos en hialeah race …	Get fit with the kitty at westland mall in Hialeah . Next week we 're in Hialeah race ...
the office es la mejor serie que hay	The office is the best show ever .
today the sun will shine on me  -hoy atendemos desde 10:00 am hasta 3:00 pm -blusa amarrada	Today the sun will shine on me - today we're open from 10:00 am to 3:00 pm - tied shirt
da igual que dejes dislike, porque lo que tenga que decirte ya lo habré hecho! :d youtube gangster rap  | kronno	It's all the same if you leave a dislike , because I would have already told you what I wanted to say ! :d youtube gangster rap  | kronno
lista para el feriado!!  * new emiliana blouse karim pant	Ready for the holiday!! * new Emiliana blouse , Karim pant
daddy yankee es bello, sorry not sorry.	Daddy Yankee is handsome, sorry not sorry.
comenzó el conteo regresivo baby <user> !!!! woooho	The countdown has begun , baby <user> !!! woooho
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate	Imaging modeling by the little kitten sign up
es facil de comprobar si yo paso de mis zombers o no... un comentario con el simbolo ️ si alguna vez os he dado fav o like o signos de vida.	It's easy to check if I ignore my zombers or not ... a comment with the ️ symbol if I've ever given you fav or like or signs of life .
<user> <user> jajajaja chica estoy jodiendo a paolita, ese es my hobby	<user> <user> haha girl i'm messing with paolita , that's my hobby .
superbowl de cereal > superbowl de football	Cereal Super Bowl is greater than actual Super Bowl.
atractiva. segura. libre outfit: blusa julieta, falda bianka, aretes litz dorados, pulsera diamond blanca	Attractive. Confident. Free Outfit: Juliet blouse, Bianka skirt, golden Litz earrings, white Diamond bracelet.
vacaciones: coger calculo, hacer un poster y prepararme para presentar en agosto. yey, me.	Holidays: take calculus , make a poster and get ready to present in August . Yay me .
life is beautiful  be happy  gypsy summer  maxifalda $34.00 blusa en v $20.00	Life is beautiful; be happy. Gypsy summer maxi-skirt $34.00, V-neck blouse $20.00.
rt <user>: quiero un hamburger doble extra queso extra bacon extra mayo extra todo peeeeero me quiero ver cabrona sin ropa	I want a double hamburger with extra cheese , extra bacon and extra mayo , but I also want to look skinny naked .
el zol 106.7 te regala el juego “2014 fifa world cup brazil ” para ps3 o xbox 360	106.7 offers you the game “2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil” for PS3 or Xbox 360.
rompe tus propias reglas y atrevete a usar una shoulder out con tu choker favorita. attraction new collection	Break your own rules and dare to wear a shoulder out with your favorite choker . attraction new collection .
heys zombers estamos en twich zarcort, cojo, y yo jugando al cod black ops 3! aquí os dejo el link!	Heys zombers we're on twitch , Zarcort , Cojo and I playing cod black ops 3 ! Here's the link !
los zombies suelen salir por las noches, pero en nuestro caso nos vamos a la cama!! buenas noches zombers!	The zombies usually come out at night , but in our case we're off to bed ! Good night zombers !
<user>: <user> i know! my life is so hard  como trabajando en una boutique me pueda comprar camisas de $200?	<user>: <user> i know! my life is so hard . how the fuck can i buy $ 200 shirts by working at a boutique ?
<user> <user> jajaja verda es you're 2017	<user> <user> haha true is you're 2017
mi morning texts fue que mandara un booty pic, lolz	my morning texts were gonna be a booty pic , lolz
beach time  aprovecha los descuentos en bikinis! te esperamos hoy en nuestra tienda	"""Beach time! Come take advantage of discounts on bikinis! We're waiting for you in our store today!"""
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - el super dream team con arene! ^^ | juegos	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - the super dream team with arene! ^^ | games.
relax day y de tour por …	chill day and (doing) a tour of ...
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos regístrate en	Image modeling by the little kitty new courses register at .
too beautiful to be shy  vestido de chiffón vestido $29.90 tallas: s • m • l  pedidos al 096.880.7384	Too beautiful to be shy chiffon dress $29.90 sizes: s • m • l orders at 096.880.7384
i need drugs. no me siento bien  @ universal …	I need drugs . I don't feel well .
<user> thank god, mis neuronas morían con cada tweet	<user> thank god , my neurons were dying with each tweet .
<user>: cinco de ma(keout with me)yo jajaja	<user>: five of May (make out with me) haha
green jugando cabron hoy, pero le daria el mvp a klaay	Green playing really well today , but I'd give the MVP to Klaay .
<user> yo nooooo two weeks without my tiny bitch:'( quitaron tu silla y todo super depressing	<user> I don'toooo two weeks without my tiny bitch:'( they removed your chair and everything super depressing
aaahaghahabdbdksghnkk!!! ya somos 700.000 zombers   ️ buah! que estamos cerquita del millón chicos!!  thanks!	Ahhh! We are 700,000 zombers now ️! We're getting close to one million guys !! Thanks!
ultimo juego de softball con mis seniors  i'm gonna miss this	last softball game with my seniors  i'm gonna miss this
soy krilin, estoy mas muerto que vivo!! | quake craft | minecraft:  vía <user>	I'm Krilin, I'm more dead than alive!! | quake craft | minecraft : via <user>
<user> <user> -fútbol -piano -very nice person	<user> <user> -soccer -piano -muy buena persona
<user>: salgo de viaje hoy y llego mañana  yaaassss come back finally:')	<user>: I'm leaving today and arriving tomorrow yaaassss come back finally:'(
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cyclo | star wars battlefront (con kronno zomber)).	I have enjoyed a video from <user> ( - cyclo | star wars battlefront (with kronno zomber)) .
que os parece slenderman vs offenderman y aparte jeff the killer vs ben drowned?	What about Slenderman vs Offerderman and also Jeff the Killer vs Ben Drowned?
rt <user>: <user> loviu brotha, lealta oite cabrónnn	Real talk <user>: <user> , loyalty is all I got bro , fuckin' A .
alguien que me explique qué está pasando con ana cacho que tengo el tl desborda'o de su nombre.	Can someone please explain what's going on with Ana Cacho because I'm overwhelmed with all the mentions of her name on my TL.
<user> jajaj dont tease me! hacer eso pleaseee	<user> hahaha don't tease me! do that pleaseee!
los dimples se ven tan cute, carajo	The dimples look so damn cute .
omomaiga!! omfg!  mi lady zomber <user> me ha regalado mi colonia favorita y vino para cuidar de mi!!!	Oh my god!! Omg! My lady zombie <user> has gifted me my favorite perfume and wine to take care of me!!!
<user> 1/2 ofrecemos internet móvil con jetpack no requiere instalación, comprando su aparato o con edge no requiere contrato. ~ mv	<user> We offer mobile internet with jetpack , no installation required , you just buy the device or with edge , no contract needed . ~ mv
rt <user>: se me hace tan dificil hablar con alguien frecuentemente en estos dias, like tengo que estudiar y no me da break	RT <user>: it's so hard for me to frequently talk to someone these days , like I have to study and they don't give me a break .
me trajeron lucky charms, oka, oka	They brought me lucky charms , okay , okay .
hay una cuenta de relationship goals pr... k, bye, en verdá	There's an account full of relationship goals... ok, bye, seriously though.
<user> hahahaha meh yo por internet compro cover de cel y ya hahahahaha once i bought shoes pero thats about it	<user> hahahaha me too , I buy cell phone covers online and that's about it hahahaha once I bought shoes but that's the only thing I've bought besides clothing .
minimiza el estrés. compra el <user> droid turbo 2.	Minimize the stress . Buy the <user> Droid Turbo 2 .
dale like y se parte del fan page	give it a like and be part of the fan page
<user> tu ves star warw, callese	<user> you watch star wars , shut up .
entrando a la primera casa: american werewolf in paris	Entering the first house: American werewolf in Paris.
ya podéis descargar el nuevo rap play de left 4 dead con <user>!	You can now download the new rap play of Left 4 Dead with <user>!
mi hermanito no para de cantar crystals por fkn fifa	my little brother won't stop singing crystals for fkn fifa
"""by <user> """"gracias <user> love youuuuuu!!!!"""" via photorepost_app hermosa mi mona fotos …"""	"""by <user> 'thank you <user> love youuuuuu!!!!' via photorepost_app beautiful my monkey photos …"""
el vlog de hoy: de qué trabaja un youtuber	Today's vlog: what does a YouTuber do for work?
y <user> apoyando a los niños de cutler bay a tener …	and <user> supporting the kids of Cutler Bay to have ...
otro mád de mis hell days porque mi semestre ha sido una mierda **	Another one of my hell days because my semester has been shit .
no puedo creer que termine de leer an abundance of katherines	I can't believe I just finished reading an abundance of Katherines.
“<user>: <user> psstttt love u!!!  ” love u mas! besitos!	“<user>: <user> I love you so much!!!” Love you more! Kisses!
<user>: when your favorite song is on the radio.. este tipo wtf jajajajjaj  jajajajajaajj me meo	<user>: when your favorite song is on the radio... this guy wtf lol lmao pisses me off
una aventura... ya vimos al governor, falling sky y otros personajes.... <user>	an adventure ... we already saw the governor , falling sky and other characters ... <user>
love crumbles to the floor - comentarista de nba  pero yes yes it does	Love crumbles to the floor - NBA commentator would say it better , but yes , yes it does .
tengo un craving de donas de dunkin donuts	I'm craving some Dunkin Donuts donuts
<user> no!!  cuando en el sign de kk está prendido el circulo rojo es que están haciendo fresh en el momento y te dan en la fila!	<user> no!! when the red circle is on at the kk sign it means they're making fresh food right now and you get it in the line!
baby me no! jajaja. la pasarnos deli. que locos dias pero deli. un beso bello <user>	baby me no! haha . we'll have a blast . crazy days but blast . a beautiful kiss <user> .
summer lover  blusa amarrada estampada  gypsy summer	"""Summer lover printed  top tied up   gypsy summer"""
rt <user>: <user> <user> lucia y yo dress twins	Real-time <user>: <user> <user> Lucia and I dress twins
foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Fox vs . Sonic . exe | epic battle | Kronno Zomber | ( official music video ) : via <user>
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - final fantasy x - kronno & nery godoy (prod. por deoxys	I've enjoyed a video by <user> <user> - Final Fantasy X - Kronno & Nery Godoy (prod. by Deoxys
"""mami se cree cool porque usa hashtags... el que esta usando ahora """""""""""	"""Mom thinks she's cool because she uses hashtags ... the one she's using now """"""""."
me pego la de zidane! humillación! | 2 vs 2 | rocket league:  vía <user>	I pull off the Zidane! Humiliation ! | 2 vs 2 | rocket league: via <user>
somos mujeres seguras de lo que queremos lograr! • long black hindu dress …	We are women who are sure of what we want to achieve!
"""bueno vecinos mañana continua el """"alboroto""""... ahora continuo q mi amigo bacardi zombie y honey con sus panas las medallas"""	"""Well, neighbors, the 'racket' continues tomorrow ... now I continue with my friend Bacardi zombie and honey with their medals."""
en serio, el sensor deportivo zepp te ayuda a mejorar tu swing de golf y mucho más. descúbrelo ahora:	Seriously , the Zepp Sports Sensor helps you improve your golf swing and a whole lot more . Check it out now:
"""“<user>: love!"""" <user>: con <user> apoyando  u both my girls"""	“<user>: love!<user>: hanging out with <user> supporting you both my girls”
<user> jajaja yo esto 50-50 but i think its truee	<user> jajaja I'm split 50/50 on that but I think it's true .
mama no me dejo comprarme un goldfish. ok.	Mom won't let me buy a goldfish. Okay.
workout of the day, caminar de mi dorm a everywhere else... so far	workout of the day, walking from my room to everywhere else ... so far
<user> omg! estoy bien chillin así q whatever!!! ya estamos en el tapón	<user> omg! i'm just chillin so whatever !!! we're stuck in traffic now .
llevo todo el día working sin parar! mañana tenéis rap asegurado!  espero que le déis calor!	I've been working non-stop all day! You guys are getting your rap tomorrow! Hope you're ready to bring the heat!
todo el mundo tiene que oir el remix de tennis courts de lorde by diplo	Everyone has to hear the Tennis Courts remix by Lorde x Diplo
pendiente al gati mobile estare todo este fin de semana pegandote personalmente el bumper sticker, que …	I'll be hitting you up all weekend personally putting the bumper sticker on your car, that...
throwing it back  @ playa sucia, cabo rojo	Throwing it back at @ dirty beach, Cabo Rojo
ootd <user> el color rojo es in color que todo el año esta de moda y le queda a todo tipo de piel …	"""Outfit of the day <user> the color red is a year-round color and suits all skin tones ..."""
fiesta fiesta hasta que amanesca miami style for <user> bday party	Party all night Miami style for <user>'s birthday party!
on the road again despues de varias cuidades	On the road again after several cities
"""solo falta una canción para sacar el album de """"yo soy un rap player"""" buenas noches zombers ^^"""	"""just one song left to finish the album of 'I'm a rap player' good night zombers ^^"""
flower lovers  blusa floreada colección gypsy summer solo en	"""flower lovers"" floral blouse gypsy summer collection only at"
good morning zombers!!! hoy me llega mi edición coleccionista de the division!! eso significa que pronto habra rap!	Good morning zombers!!! Today my collector's edition of The Division arrives!! That means there will be rap soon!
the dress of the week!! iniciamos esta semana llenos de descuentos, te esperamos en nuestro local!	The dress of the week ! We start this week full of discounts , come visit us at our location !
<user> okay. cualquier cosa estoy estudiando desde la laptop so me dices	<user> okay . anything , I'm studying from the laptop so let me know if you need help .
do what makes you feel fancy aretes dorados retro chic! $9.90  pidelos al 096.880.7384	Do what makes you feel fancy retro chic golden hoop earrings! $9.90 Order now at 096.880.7384
recibiendo a las chicas en el curso en imagen modeling by la gatita... te espero este …	Receiving the girls in the course on imaging modeling by the kitty ... I expect you this ...
rt <user>: mas vale que me lleguen los resultados del college board esta semana porque me va a dar algo	I hope I get my college board results this week or I'm gonna lose it!
<user> uhg. y mira que the mortal instruments esta pa sacarle jugo de verda 'no esta shit	<user> ugh . and you should see The Mortal Instruments , there's so much material to work with , it's not even funny !
esta es mi opinion no se enojen niños ratah! xd youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber |  vía <user>	This is my opinion don't get mad kids! xd youtube gangster rap | kronno zomber | via <user>
<user> se que la relacion funcionara cause haz dicho bye 30k veces y sigues aqui	<user> I know the relationship will work because you've said 'bye' 30,000 times and you're still here
<user> <user> -chulería -gaby -high de arroyo -super nice	<user> <user> -show off -gaby -high from arroyo -super dope
<user> hoy na'mas? eerrr dayyy everyyy day	<user> just today? fuck man every day
<user> <user> mira pats y yo vamos para umai ahora... y'all invited jajajajaja si no pueden pues se repite:)	<user> <user> look Pats and I are going to Umai now ... y'all are invited jajajajaja if you can't make it we'll do it again :)
“<user>: ya lista para grabar <user> para el segmento de tdashow  ” ya el double ateam	"""<user>: Are you ready to record <user> for the TD show segment?"" Let's go, A-team!"
deberían hacer un filter de rio bayamón en sc para que haya un filter en mi casa	They should make a Bayamón River filter on SC so there's one at my house
3ra mezcla de dj sheriff te la regalamos 305-550-9106	3rd mix from DJ Sheriff , we're giving it away for free 305-550-9106
el problema de yo ir al gym es que siempre salgo con ganas de comerme una combi china, una tripleta, un hamburger o mantecado	The problem with me going to the gym is that I always end up wanting to eat a whole Chinese take-out combo , some tripe , a hamburger or an ice cream .
acabo de ver el orthopedic surgeon mas cabron, con un flow masivo y super bello!!!!! okkkkk	I just saw the badass orthopedic surgeon , with a massive and super beautiful flow!!!! okkkkk
llevamos trabajando unos tres meses en el rediseño de logo, canales, imagen en general. esencia yellowmellow . soon come.	We've been working for about three months on redesigning the logo , channels , general image . The essence of yellowmellow . Coming soon .
slenderman vs offenderman | kronno zomber prod. deoxys beats | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Slenderman vs Offenderman | Kronno Zomber prod . Deoxys Beats | ( Official Video Clip ) : via <user>
"""como bien dice rihanna: """"nananana work work work work work work nininanan wo wowowwork wowo …"""	"""as Rihanna says : 'nananana work work work work work work nininanan wo wowowork woowo …"""
<user> llevo así desde que regresé de mayagüez después de los cheer awards. está horrible. prepárate para no tener nada de vida	<user> I've been like this ever since I got back from Mayagüez after the cheer awards . It's horrible . Get ready to have no social life whatsoever .
yo soy un rap player descarga álbum en la descripción | kronno zomber  vía <user>	I'm a rap player download the album in the description | kronno zomber via <user>
2 months bday!!! ya 2 meses de tener a esta angelito …	2 months birthday!!! It's been two months since this little angel came into our lives ...
if you like piña colada	If you like piña colada y todo ese flow tropical .
<user> texteame tu name para save it please i got a new crappy phone jajajja	<user> text me your name so I can save it please I got a new crappy phone haha
rt <user>: lol, same. mi mamá se molesta conmigo bien brutal, jaja.	RT <user>: LOL , same . My mom gets super mad at me , haha .
new outfit new life! <user>  11 a 7 pm  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.	New outfit, new life! <user> 11 to 7 PM, Urdesa South Circumference 723 and Guayacanes.
rt <user>: <user> tienes que cambiar tu bio.. happy birthdayyy natiii, espero que todo lo que quieras para hoy se te de. te amooo p …	RT <user>: <user> you have to change your bio . Happy birthday natiii , I hope you get everything you wish for today . I love you so much , have the best day ever !
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - como se rodó breaking rap - kronno zomber | chiwy8).	"I really enjoyed <user>'s video on ""<user> ( How Breaking Rap was filmed - Kronno Zomber | Chiwy8 )""."
welcome to the jungle by guns n 'roses, found with <user>. listen now: apropiado para los últimos días <user>	Welcome to the jungle by Guns N 'Roses, discovered by <user> . Listen now: suitable for the last days <user>
"""+ """"dime un hashtag cool para poner..."""" - """"wow, eres una loser"""" yo: <user> <user>"""	"""+ ""Tell me a cool hashtag to put ..."" - ""Wow , you're such a loser"" Me: <user> <user>"""
sabes que las cosas estan malas en la escuela cuando hay parking de más.. y cuando yo era senior era como hunger games de carros	you know things are bad at school when there's an overflow parking . and when i was a senior , it was like hunger games for cars .
rt <user>: si te miro los labios, u know wazzupppp	RT <user>: if I look at your lips , you know wazzupppp
ajaja <user> hombre claro! estoy fuerte porque yo desayuno todos los dias sandwich de barniz man!!	hahaha <user> of course! i'm so strong because i have a paint sandwich every day man !
<user> okay perfect me da tiempo de verte b4 you leave yaaaysies	<user> okay perfect I have time to see you before you leave yaaaysies
el pollen count esta super alto hoy me morire de alergia.. rip mi nariz	The pollen count is super high today , my allergies are killing me . RIP my nose .
happy monday mezcla de dj koko! subelo	Happy Monday mix by DJ Koko! Turn it up!
no ve nada co las gafas!! thug life jaja | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	He can't see shit with the glasses on!! thug life haha | cod black ops 3: via <user>
brothoso!!! <user> has nacido para abrir cajas del counter strike que talento tienes! jaja	"""So talented! <user> you were born to open Counter Strike boxes , haha!"""
hay padre!!!! mood... <user> se j. &€ esto.... lol	That's awesome!!!! Mood... <user> fuck this... lol
facebook team la gatita búscame...	Facebook team look me up...
deberían traer joe's crab shack a puerto rico	They should bring Joe's Crab Shack to Puerto Rico.
omg cerquita de los 2 millonacos ya!! tendré que hacer mas batallitas no?  foxy vs sonic. exe	omg close to the 2 million already !! i'll have to do more mini-games eh ? foxy vs sonic . exe
wow wow wow amo candy k	wow wow wow I love candy k
rt <user>: mi <user> amazing job en los <user> quiero el vestido de lentejuelas para mi!!! jejejej......	RT <user>: I want the sequined dress for myself!!! Hehehe...
un saludo q el florida power lotto esta en $105 millones!!!: o	A heads up that the Florida Power Lotto is at $105 million!!!
tiritirititi con el premio. no sé a quién se lo he robado, pero wiggle wiggle.	Tittire-tittire with the award . I don't know who I stole it from , but wiggle wiggle .
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rt <user>: ese eye contact que termina con una sonrisa >>>	RT <user>: that eye contact that ends with a smile >>>
rt <user>: -¿ cuánto más culo tu quieres? +there's never enough booty.	RT <user>: -¿Cuándo más trasero es suficiente ? + There's never enough ass .
zombers hoy subiré el vlog de chile y argentina! y el sábado próximo rap!	Zombie's today I'll upload the Chile and Argentina vlog! And next Saturday it's rap!
rt <user>: para lista dm!!! o text 787-308-0955	RT <user>: To be on the list DM!!! or text 787-308-0955
<user> sii! omg q fuerte!!! claro solo dijo como 5 palabras pero omg!	<user> yeah ! omg that's so cool !!! of course he/she only said like 5 words but omg !
rt <user>: prob im a lil bitchy pero no miro a nadie mal ni nada lol puede que lo haga porq es mi cara 24/7 pero los amo a todos muah	Real talk , <user> : the problem is I'm a bit bitchy , but I'm not mean to anyone or anything lol . Maybe that's why I have that bitchy resting face 24/7 , but I love you all , muah !
porque mejor no hablamos de que en grecia aprobsron un bailout fund? o de porque en pr no podemos salir de la deuda?	Why don't we talk about how Greece approved a bailout fund? or why can't we get out of debt in PR?
“<user>: en el mar la vida es más sabrodzaaaaaa cc <user>  la pasamos incre,  ni la ️ nos paro! love u	"""<user>: life's way more fun at sea cc <user> ! We had an amazing time , not even the️ could stop us ! Love u """
obsesionada con el color vino y los chokers  double tap if you love it  …	Obsessed with burgundy/maroon colour and chokers, double tap if you love it...
rt <user>: haciendo entrega de ajuares para los graduandos en la iniciativa national senior boutique. <user>  …	RT <user>: delivering graduation gifts for the initiative National Senior Boutique. <user> ...
fashion pose. imagen modeling by la gatita registraciones	Fashion pose . Modeling picture by the little kitty bookings
hubiese sido mas cabron estar viendo la pelicula y boom spider man appears	It would have been way harder if we were watching the movie and boom Spider-Man appears
en geek squad me querían arreglar la compu por $350 cuando en itech lo hacen a $60 itech >>>>	They wanted to fix my computer at Geek Squad for $350 when at iTech they do it for $60 iTech >>>>
so accurate! jjajajajajaj yo amo a este tipo wow!	so accurate! lol I love this guy wow!
no hay pelicula más realista que 13 going on 30  ️ tu mejor amigo es la mejor pareja para ti y no quieres nunca llegar a los 30!!!!!	There's no movie more realistic than 13 going on 30 🤣 Your best friend is the best partner for you and you never wanna turn thirty!!!!!!
“<user>: trunk show de <user> cual les gusta más?  x venir. tqm flaca ️ <user>	“<user>: which one do you guys like better for the <user> trunk show ? x coming . i love u slim ️ <user>”
bien random encontrarme con el more en walmart a la 1am!!	Well that was a random run-in with my ex at Walmart at 1am!!
buenos días. empezamos el domingo de snupchut. user: yellowmellowmeh.	Good morning. Starting the Sunday with snupchut. <user: yellowmellowmeh>.
<user>: <user> come m o s e a! * pagando con la american de daddy;) jajajaj	<user>: <user> come and eat! * paying with daddy's American card ; ) haha
ahora mismo voy a salir a comprar cosas necesarias para el videoclip de zomber girl! ^^	I'm about to go get some necessary things for the Zomber Girl music video right now! ^^
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - ironman vs cap. américa | civil war | rock/rapplay |	I liked a video from <user> ( - Iron Man vs Cap . America | Civil War | Rock / Rap Play |
summer + best friend = perfect match!! ️ maxifaldas estampadas  gypsy summer	Summer + best friend = the most perfect match ever!! Flowy printed maxi skirts bohemian summer
necesito conocer a alguien que ame a la secta tanto como yo pa 'poder cantar to'itas sus canciones	I need to meet someone who loves the cult as much as I do so we can sing all their songs together.
mi look top falda botas cowboy girl style …	My look is on point, cowboy boots and a skirt, giving major girl style vibes ...
el mejor sonido para mirar está en. get in the mood and tune in on sunday.	The best sound for watching is on. Get in the mood and tune in on Sunday.
rt <user>: ya yo estoy loca por trabajar i cann't be broke all the time	RT <user>: I'm itching to work , I can't be broke all the time!
rt <user>: <user> <user> o simplemente querían pa'l de rt's	Did you just want some love or simply wanted some rt's, <user>?
eso de sm quedo en el pasado, dm por favor, dm.	That DM shit is in the past, hit me on my DMs, please .
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new sol 106.7 fm
"""zombers ya podéis probar de nuevo para los que esta tarde no pudieron descargar el album """"yo soy un rap player"""" casi 200.000 descargas! ^^"""	"""Zombers you can now try again for those who this afternoon couldn't download the album \""Yo soy un rap player\"" almost 200,000 downloads ! ^^"""
a best friend is the greatest of all blessings  gypsy summer maxifaldas tops en v	A best friend is the greatest blessing of all maxiskirts tops in v-shape.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - hopsin - fort collins ft. dizzy wright).	I liked a video from <user> ( - hopsin - fort collins ft . dizzy wright ) .
dioohh! <user> estoy ansioso!! epic fnaf rap edicion platinum! pegi 10 xd	dioohh! <user> I'm so hyped!! epic fnaf rap platinum edition! pegi 10 xd
porque no hay un emoji de bacon?!!?!!!? que carajo?! que es esta mierda ?!?????? tienen 10 tipos de trenes!! y no bacon?!! da fuq!	why the fuck isn't there a bacon emoji ?! what the hell ?! they have 10 different train emojis and no bacon ?! the hell !?
look de hoy top <user> y falda <user> <user>	Today's look is a top from <user> and a skirt from <user> <user>
"""rt <user>: me perdonan, pero puñeta, """"breathe"""" es de respirar y """"breath"""" es de suspiro. no es nada de difícil, es solo una letra la …"""	"""RT <user>: Can you guys please make the distinction between ""breathe"" (respirar) and ""breath"" (suspiro) ? It's not that hard, it's just one letter …"""
prague view. uno nunca sabe donde mañana puede uno estar.	Prague view . Who knows where we might find ourselves tomorrow .
me acoste a las 6am y me levanto ahora como si nada. ok cool.	I went to bed at 6 a.m . and I'm waking up now like nothing happened . Ok , cool .
look de <user> dress  n shoes  <user> n thanks <user> …	look de <user> dress and shoes too <user> n thanks <user> …
rt <user>: shannans is back!! volvemos el 18 de noviembre (jueves feriado)! mucho beerpong y pasarla bien!	RT <user>: shannans is back !! we're back on November 18 (Thursday holiday) ! lots of beer pong and having fun !
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cryptic wisdom - me myself & i (g-eazy remix)).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - cryptic wisdom - me myself & i (g-eazy remix) .
<user> i appreciate your favorites a esta hora makes me feel like i'm not the only insmiac jajajaj	<user> I appreciate your favorites at this time makes me feel like I'm not the only night owl haha
en sus clases de dicción imagen modeling by la gatita	in her diction classes image modeling by the kitty
yo quería subir cod black ops 3 vs battlefront! pero podeís ver el tema de battlefront que hice con <user> en su canal ^^!	I wanted to upload cod black ops 3 vs battlefront ! but you can check the battlefront theme i did with <user> on their channel ^^ !
a mis lunch dates con dani en casa lima  @ casa lima	My lunch dates with Dani at Casa Lima @ Casa Lima
wao así de tímida llego kloe a imagen modeling by la gatita.... con solo 4 añitos tiene una …	Wao Khloe arrived so shy at Image Modeling... at only 4 years old she has such a cute little face!
<user> tienes tiempo para comentar en mis tweets pero no para llamarme? ok ok	<user> you have time to comment on my tweets but not call me ? okay okay
rt <user>: necesito un spa day	RT <user>: I need a spa day.
rt <user>: ya las conecciones no se aprecian ni importan. este maldito hook up culture, estamos acostumbrados a ir de boca en boca.	RT <user>: connections are no longer valued or cherished . this damn hook up culture , we're used to being passed around like we're disposable .
“<user>: the average man has 11 erections per day and 9 per night ” que que!!!!	“<user>: the average man has 11 boners a day and 9 per night ” what the!!!
<user> y nooss vamosss otra vez!!! próximo trip done!! woooho	<user> And we're off again ! Next trip's done ! Woooho !
envdd que si salgo fea en mi senior pic me mato	If I look ugly in my senior pic I'll kill myself.
rt <user>: 30 segundos no dan para lo que veo bajo el agua. enjoy the	RT <user>: 30 seconds is not enough for what I see under the water . Enjoy the view !
los amo. happy bday to me	I love them. Happy birthday to me!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zomber	I have enjoyed a video from <user> <user> rise of the tomb raider | rap play | kronno zomber
celebrando con st john clinic medical center con las trullas navideñas de …	Celebrating with st john clinic medical center with the Christmas parades ...
<user> acho si hahaha. no me quedo en el gate	<user> maybe so hahaha . not at the gate
rt <user>: happy birthday mi <user> hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy it to fullest! te quieroo …	RT <user>: Happy birthday my <user> I hope you have a fantastic day and enjoy it to the max! Te quiero(o) so much!
rt <user>: we made it  las amoo!!	RT <user>: we made it I love you girls!!!
así ese comienzan unas vacaciones... 23 hrs despierta, 5 hrs de dormir... y party full con mi honey <user>	That's how some vacations begin... 23 hrs awake , 5 hrs of sleep ... and full party with my honey <user> .
daammmm! <user> enhorabuena crack! no cambies bro!  top!	daammmm! <user> congratulations my friend ! don't ever change bro ! you're the best !
me alegra que os haya gustado la canción con la señorita <user>! civil war!	I'm glad you liked the song with Miss <user>! Civil War!
monday is a... new start new beginning new perspective. $11.5 * precio para pedidos a domicilio  096.880.7384	Monday is a... fresh start, new beginning, new outlook. $11.50 * delivery fee . Order now at 096.880.7384
rt <user>: 10 estuvo mil veces mejor que mi senior year wau jajaja	RT <user>: 10 was way better than my senior year lol
y un para mis 2 grandes queridas “<user>: for my favorite fashion experts <user> q son mis fieles seguidores	"and one for my two dear favorites ""<user>: for my favorite fashion experts <user> who are my loyal followers"
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - the division vs uncharted 4 | kronno zomber | (videoclip	I've enjoyed a <user>'s video on <user> - The Division vs Uncharted 4 | Kronno Zomber | (Music Video)
cuando subes un rap y tus zombers dicen que es lo mejor que has hecho ^^ gracias!! :d uncharted 4 rap |  vía <user>	When you drop a rap and your zombers say it's the best you've done ^^ Thank you!! :D Uncharted 4 Rap | via <user>
nuevo tema + sorteoo!! civil war | kronno zomber & nery godoy | (vid...  vía <user>	New theme + draw !! Civil War | Kronno Zomber & Nery Godoy | (video by <user>)
sangría margaritas are the best!!! they do the job right!!!	Sangria margaritas are the best!!! They hit the spot!!!
<user> nena queee. el best way to start a day es con un cacoteo intenso.	<user> Nena , the best way to start the day is with an intense gossip session .
en estos mismos instantes estoy grabando el audio de assassins creed syndicate!!	Right now I'm recording the audio for Assassins Creed Syndicate!!
green  que tal este outfit?! blusa $20.00 pant $22.90 collar $11.90 pedidos 096.880.7384	"""How about this outfit?! Blouse $20.00 pants $22.90 necklace $11.90 place your orders at 096.880.7384"""
desde trademark metals and recycling 13200 caoro lane. pasa por aqui para ganar premios …	From trademark metals and recycling 13200 caoro lane . Come by to win prizes …
mantente conectado a <user> para mas info de los awards y un sneak peek del evento.	Stay tuned to <user> for more info on the awards and a sneak peek of the event .
"""rt <user>: """"ella era poesia. el no sabia leer."""" kills me."""	"""RT <user>: 'She was poetry. He couldn't read.' Kills me."""
maxis skirts are on top! con el 50%off por esta semana! escribenos al 096.880.7384 y te enviamos tu pedido!	Maxi skirts are on top! with 50% off this week ! Write us at 096.880.7384 and we'll send you your order !
hacen falta los jazz fest.	I'm missing the jazz fests.
rt <user>: no se pero para mi es tan divertido maquillarme. i go from hot momma to super hot momma	RT <user>: I don't know , but for me it's so fun putting on make up . I go from hot mama to super hot mama .
we are on sale 70% de descuento!!! que te parece??	We are on sale 70% off !!! How about that ?!
la partida mas explosiva!! | lucky island cojo y luis | minecraft:  vía <user>	the most explosive game!! | lucky island grabs and luis | minecraft: via <user>
yo quiero y necesito algo con oreo in it	I want and need something with oreo in it.
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ atención que van a los billboards pasen por …	<user> with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰ everyone pay attention , those who are going to the billboards , pass by ...
<user> los primeros 3 season!!!!! estan en netflix watch themmmmmmm	<user> the first 3 seasons !!!!!! are on netflix watch themmmmmmm
ugh las cartas de financial aid son un peo entender	ugh financial aid letters are a pain to understand
no es por nada pero yo no pagaria por un jovani gram.. $200 para que me canten por 15 minutos? no thanks i can sing to mysef for free	It's not that I have anything against them , but I wouldn't pay two hundred bucks for a Jovani Gram . Twenty dollars for a fifteen-minute serenade ? No thanks , I can sing to myself for free .
rt <user>: follow the blue brick road to the ultimate puerto rican festival, fiestas de la calle san sebastián jan 15-18, 2015  ht …	Follow the blue brick road to the ultimate Puerto Rican festival , Fiestas de la Calle San Sebastián Jan 15 - 18 , 2015 ht ...
una playlist para salir a correr con canciones que recuerden a zombies persiguiéndote. motivaría al máximo. porfa.	A playlist for going on a run with songs that make you feel like zombies are chasing you . That would be the ultimate motivator . Please .
<user> ughh nena no has visto el clima?	<user> ughh girl have you seen the weather ?
el mono de la puta laif! rubgetta is rial madafukers!  <user> <user>	the monkey of the damn life! rubbing is real madmen! <user> <user>
ultimate guide to being colegial; sección de comidas.	Ultimate guide to being a high-schooler; food section.
quiero un sushi date.	I want a sushi date.
<user> noooo fajardo pleasee! jajajajja its a terrible name!	<user> noooo fajardo pleasee! That's a terrible name!
rt <user>: cuando plán b toca en el party bus.	Real talk, when Plan B's playing on the party bus.
eh ehehehe ehe ehehehe hoy a las 20.00 vídeo en yellowmellow eh ehhehhehhehehhehehhehehe yo creo que no os lo vais a querer perder...	eh ehehehe ehe ehehehe tonight at 8:00 pm there will be a video on yellowmellow eh ehhehhehhehehhehehhehe i think you're not going to want to miss it ...
listos <user> para y modernos como siempre new trends and …	Are you ready, <user>, for some new trends and ... ?
le digo a papi que lea mi term paper y quiere que arregle todo. sike	I tell papi to read my term paper and he wants me to fix everything . No way !
khloe es mi spirit animal   ️	Khloe is my spirit animal.
<user> no puedo mano, he tratado con himym y no pude at all	<user> I can't bro, I've tried with himym and I couldn't at all
my office for the day! la oficina del dia!	my office for the day! the office of the day!
sexy vs. vulgar de angie escamilla - angieestilo angie escamilla	Angie Escamilla's take on sexy vs. vulgar - angieestilo Angie Escamilla
rt <user>: mi hoy en <user> <user> <user> & <user> i love it http :/ …	Real-time <user>: my today at <user> <user> <user> & <user> I freaking love it!
<user> gracias por tu apoyo baby! love u!! ya mismo nos vamooss!!!!! woooho	<user> thank you for your support baby ! love u !! we 're off right now !! woooho !
"""<user>: <user>: <user> ya llegue:) """"yass bitch yaaas jajaja"""" jajajaja i love et! u missed me i knoww!!!!"""	"""<user>: <user>: <user> I'm here:) ""yass slayyy yaaas jajaja"" jajaja I love it! You missed me I knowww!!!!"""
check out this outfit!! blusa estampada de chiffon collar negro pulseras plateadas pulsera blanca	Check out this outfit!! Printed chiffon blouse with black collar silver bracelets white bracelet
<user> looks de tv primerimpacto	<user> looks from the TV show Primer Impacto
<user>: mi tia: vas a beber hoy? yo: si mi tia: take good care of your private parts  she is wise!	<user>: my aunt: are you drinking tonight ? me: yes auntie : take good care of your private parts ! she's wise !
on the bright side mañana al fin veo a mi big sista:')	On the bright side tomorrow finally my big sister:) 'll see.
<user> <user> <user> no lo llamen punto... el grita demasiado! no thankss	<user> <user> <user> Don't call him dot... he screams too much! no thankss
"""by <user> """"<user>"""" via photorepost_app la pato bday …"""	"""by <user> """"<user>"""" via photorepost_app the duck bday …"""
me quieren matar! im going to kill you kronno!	They want to kill me! I'm going to kill you, Kronno!
en cuanto me llegue mi juggernog hago rap de black ops 3 zombies! recordando viejos tiempos, cuando empecé con esto!	as soon as my juggernog arrives , i 'll make a rap about black ops 3 zombies ! remembering the good old days , when i started rapping !
just like old time siki falta mi gente	just like old times , I miss my people
rt <user>: estreno mundial del nuevo video musical de <user> dir.: <user> styling <user> and me!  …	Real-time premiere of <user>'s new music video directed by <user>, styled by <user> and me!
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en  para detalles y esta semana te …	Image modeling by the little kitty sign up on <site> for details and this week you get a...
omg el final de <user>!!! wow	omg <user>'s ending!!! wow
rt <user>: one direction sin zayn no es lo mismo	Real talk <user>: one direction without zayn isn't the same
este sábado te espero con entradas al alex sensation miami bash y pruebas gratuitas en el palmetto …	This Saturday I have got tickets for Alex Sensation's Miami Bash and free trials at Palmetto ...
lo prometido es deuda!!! batman vs superman epic rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	The promise is debt! Batman vs Superman epic rap | Kronno Zomber | (official music video) via <user>
rt <user>: gente ya el problema se resolvio, se puede ver el video de nuevo en youtube; go pro: the end	RT <user>: The issue has been fixed , everyone ! You can watch the video on YouTube now ; Go Pro : The End .
<user>: finally home!... por cuatro días  you don't like it here do you.... jajaja para de irte yezus christ	<user>: finally home!... for four days you don't like it here , do you ... haha stop leaving and coming back , damn !
rt <user>: ¡este jueves en club brava! shots gratis en tarima y dj tony en los platos  ponte en lista <user>  …	RT <user>: this Thursday at Club Brava! Free shots on stage and DJ Tony will be playing . Make sure you're on the guestlist - <user> ...
<user>  too lateeeee por no escuchar mis consejos	<user> too lateeeee for not listening to my advice
le quieren dar el mvp a kobe solo pq es el ultimo season....	They want to give him the MVP just because it's his last season .
mis alumnas también se une a la gran batalla imagen modeling by la gatita.	My students also join the great battle for the Image Modeling by the little kitty .
good morning familia!!!! san patrick day con	Good morning family!!!! Saint Patrick's Day with
woooho mi hermana llega hoy!!!! ooo happy dayyy!!!	woooho my sister arrives today!!!! ooo happy dayyy!!!
<user> jajajaj all time fave! y siiiiii pleaseee :d	<user> jajajaj all time fave! and yes , pleasee :D
<user> a mi hermana se le quedo numb por pal de tiempo pero ya lo siente.. so tranquilla	<user> My sister was numb for a while but she's feeling it now .. so don't worry .
rt <user>: los amores de mi vida forever and ever	RT <user>: the loves of my life forever and ever
- bye que me desespera tener que decir las cosas mil veces + ¿qué? - que byeeee que me desespera dec- + no te escucho bien - que bye carajo	"""Bye, I'm so frustrated having to say things a thousand times, what? Huh? You're not speaking up, bye dude!"""
cambiemos los mt por morning sex.	Change the MTs to morning sex.
vas a la ofi?  que tal una contemporary blouse para tu outfit de trabajo!	Are you going to the office ? How about a contemporary blouse to go with your work outfit !
con mis alumnas en imagen modeling by la gatita	with my students at Image Modeling by the kitty
shonda rhimes en otra vida fue un serial killer, no hay break.	Shonda Rhimes was a serial killer in another life , no breaks .
rt <user>: tengo q estudiar y mi cuerpo ready pal nap. me caguento	It's time for my body to be ready for a nap . Fuck .
rt <user>: miami new times esta eligiendo lo mejor de y nuestra <user> a sido seleccionada vamos …	RT <user>: Miami New Times is choosing the best of and our <user> has been selected let's vote ...
el equipazo del siglo! | 4 vs 4 | rocket league:  vía <user>	the century's dream team! | 4 vs 4 | rocket league: via <user>
deseando hacer un rap de lightning returns!   ️  ️	Wishing to make a rap about lightning returns! 🔥🔥
mañana! ponte en forma con la gatita domingo 6 de julio de 9am a 11am en showtime fitness studios, 2170 west 10th court hialeah, fl 33010	Tomorrow! Get fit with the kitty Sunday July 6th from 9am - 11am at Showtime Fitness Studios, 2170 West 10th Court Hialeah, FL 33010.
mama hace cielito lindo quien pone los brownies y los sandwich de mezcla??	"Mom's making ""Cielito Lindo,"" who's bringing the brownies and the cheese sandwiches?"
: ¿cuál es el app de mensajes más popular del mundo? a) facebook messenger b) skype c) kik d) whatsapp	What's the world's most popular messaging app? a) Facebook Messenger b) Skype c) Kik d) WhatsApp
<user> el tema del feminismo y la gente comentando gilipolleces supinas me puede... i can n't pam	<user> The topic of feminism and people spouting absolute bullshit really grinds my gears ... can't deal with it anymore!
getting crazy this weekend!!! <user> estamos atendiendo todo el día hasta las 7:00 pm te esperamos!	getting crazy this weekend!!! <user> we're open all day till 7pm , come through !
marshmallows en un collar  ven por los más sweets a	marshmallows on a necklace come get the most sweetest ones at...
rt <user>: quiero un trabajo pero no quiero que siempre me joda los planes  the struggle	I want a job , but I don't want it to always mess up my plans . The struggle .
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ disfrutando de un pozole y unos tacos de lengua deliciosos …	<user> enjoying a delicious pozole and some tongue tacos ...
rt <user>: extraño todas las actividades de senior year, los vestidos y todo eso	I miss all the senior year activities , the dresses and everything else .
“<user>: <user> <user> tava yo, tava aida, tava angie, tavamos puras tpc's luv my 305 girlfriends ” puro girls!	“<user>: <user> <user> I was there , Aida was there , Angie was there , we were all TPC 's ! Just girls ! ”
imagen modeling by la gatita, comienza nuevos cursos en enero registrate  …	Image modeling by the kitty , starts new courses in January enroll …
pedí mozzarella y me dieron nuggets; le pedí una barbecue y me dieron marinara, coño, brutal, servicio de excelencia	I asked for mozzarella and they gave me nuggets ; asked for a barbecue and they gave me marinara , damn it , excellent service .
zoé dress floral print disponible en small y medium	zoé floral print dress available in small and medium
rt <user>: soy un gamer hardcore y solo yo tengo derecho a jugarlo por que soy mas hardcore que nadie * espuma por la boca *  …	RT <user>: I'm a hardcore gamer and only I have the right to play it cause I'm more hardcore than anyone *foam at the mouth* ...
este plastico se merece un rap... lo titularé el rap del plastico o plastica por que alomejor es hembra	This plastic deserves a rap . I'll title it the rap of the plastic or plastica because it might be female .
acho un morning sex brega.	Acho a morning sex is a hassle .
rt <user>: me siguen llegando mensajes de un app ahi wtfffffff	Real-time <user>: I'm still getting messages from an app there wtfffffff
rt <user>: youtubers life - 1.000.000 de suscriptores! ¿quieres casarte conmigo?:  vía <user>	RT <user>: YouTubers Life - 1 million subscribers ! Do you want to marry me ? Via <user>
muchos ya sabéis que iré al club media fest pero eso se lo tenéis que agradecer a <user> sin el no sería posible, thanks brothaso! ^^	Many of you already know I'm going to the club media fest but you have <user> to thank for it , it wouldn't be possible without him , thanks brother ! ^^
rt <user>: los amigos verdaderos no toman screenshots a snapchats graciosos.	Real talk <user>: Real friends don't screenshot funny snapchats.
wi!! ya zomos 240.000 zombers en twitah!  que la infección se propague!!	We're 240,000 zombies on Twitter!! Let the infection spread!
people me gané una medalla por ping pong... todo es posible en la vida	I won a medal for ping pong... anything is possible in life.
<user> jajajajaajaj i beat you too it! wow me leiste la mente yo im done ya me lo se todo	<user> hahahaha you're too quick ! You read my mind , I'm done , I know it all already !
wardrobe selection seleccion de vestuario! …	Wardrobe selection clothing choices! ...
con camila tengo un forever rematch de flip the cup! no superare que calleron perff	with Camila I have a forever rematch of flip the cup ! I can't get over that they fell perfectly
"""rt <user>: messi pasó de """"tengo problemas"""" a """"call me daddy"""""""	"""rt <user>: messi went from """"i have issues"""" to """"call me daddy"""""""
<user> a mi si pq me gusta hacer cosas.. so yup, domingo	<user> yeah cause I like doing things .. so yup, Sunday .
estamos hoy en toyota os south florida junto con <user> hay mucho …	We're live at Toyota in South Florida with <user> . There's so much ...
church's no debería de ser un fast food, si no un slow motion food.	Church's shouldn't be a fast food, but a slow motion food.
perdon por tener que borrarlo zombers! breaking rap | kronno zomber | (prod. brian o'donell)  vía <user>	Sorry for having to delete it, zombies! breaking rap | kronno zomber | (prod . brian o'donell) via <user>
cuando mi cuarto es el unico lugar en la casa donde el wifi no llega bien... forever rolling my eyes	when my room is the only place in the house where the wifi sucks... forever rolling my eyes
adoro estar con mis chicas imagen modeling by la gatita	I love being with my girls image modeling by the kitty
mi día comenzó despertando con el amor  de mi vida!! y ahora a bajar vagones y esta lloviendo ... merry christmast!	My day started by waking up with the love of my life ! Now off to work , and it's raining ... Merry Christmas !
rt <user>: madre mía. felicidades a <user> y <user>. pedazo de tema el de far cry primal!! wow	RT <user>: my god . congratulations to <user> and <user> . far cry primal 's theme is amazing ! wow
rt <user>: mera como carajo hago el best nine ese en ig	How the fuck do I do the best nine thing on IG?
el vlog de hoy, pequeños cumulonimbus: me he puesto nerviosa	The blog today , small cumulonimbus : I've gotten nervous .
fast foward a semana santa plij	fast foward to holy week please
el vacilon de la gatita en el zol 106.7 fm at work -	The fun of the little cat on the Zol 106.7 fm at work
hoy de 3:30 - 5:30 van a estar vendiendo taquillas para el after de asj en ben and jerrys de torrimar. el proximo 27 a las 2am de la ghetto	Today from 3:30 - 5:30 pm they will be selling tickets for ASJ's afterparty at Ben & Jerry's in Torrimar . It's next Friday at 2am in the ghetto .
porque no pude haber tenido un mejor trabajo en mi senior year	why couldn't i have had a better job in my senior year
hemos volado el drone por primera vez. ha sido un éxito. mañana lo veréis en el vlog.	We flew the drone for the first time . It was a success . You'll see it in the vlog tomorrow .
<user> ¡bien! entonces nuestro programa edge en combinación con el plan more everything le podría interesar:  ~ mh	<user> Sweet ! Then our Edge program combined with the More Everything plan might interest you : ~ mh
rt <user>: tengo dos meses para conseguirme un prom date	I have two months to get a prom date.
bruh ya están empezando los tweets/peleas de asj olympics  que mucho extraño el field day	bruh the asj olympics tweets/fights are starting already , i miss field day so much .
imagen modeling by la gatita trabajando en la seguridad de tus niñas. regístrate en …	Image modeling by the kitty working on the security of your girls . Register at …
buenas tardes zombers!! ahora mismo me dispongo a escribir la primera palabra del rap de black ops 3 zombies!!   ️	Good afternoon zombers !! I'm about to write the first word of the Black Ops 3 Zombies rap !! ️
<user>: parmesan mozzarella sticks  yo quieroo:)	<user>: parmesan mozzarella sticks  I want:)
los que mas twitteen hoy con el hashtag tendrán mas oportunidades de ser saludados en el vídeo de esta tarde! lets go!!	Those who tweet the most today with the hashtag will have more chances of being greeted in the video this afternoon ! Let's go !
rt <user>: tambien murio el half blood prince, increible.	RT <user>: Also died the half-blood prince , incredible .
un look de <user> <user> vestido de la boutique <user> stylist <user>	A <user> <user>'s look from <user> <user> boutique styled by <user> <user>
alegria total....:) <user> hoy hasta las 3 de la tarde @ redland market village	Total bliss ...:) <user> till 3 pm @ redland market village
diablou en este tour la gente está super problemática wtf.	"""People are super problematic on this tour wtf."""
hice un tema del black ops lo partí y ahora todos quieren copiarme;)	I made a theme for the black ops , killed it , and now everyone wants to copy me ; )
rt <user>:  gracias por ser mi amiga durante estos años even though we've had our tough times. i'll miss you!	RT <user>: Thank you for being my friend all these years even though we've had our tough times . I'll miss you !
“<user>: cheescake factory viene a puerto rico  ” q rico!!!	"“<user>: cheescake factory is coming to puerto rico"" how exciting!!!"
jajajajajajajajaja lol un viner	hahahahahahaha lol a video on Vine
with my partner in crime ña my hair and makeup by him. gracias mi bello …	with my partner in crime ña my hair and makeup by him . thank you my beautiful …
rt <user>: un party con un perreo under	Real talk <user> : a lit af reggaeton party underneath .
rt <user>: 15 años después...  ️ <user> gracias <user> y <user> por mi bellísimo outfit! ht …	RT <user>: 15 years later ... ❤️ <user> thank you <user> and <user> for my beautiful outfit! HT ...
volver a hablar daily no es la idea, gracias por la oferta tho '	We're not trying to go back to talking daily , thanks for the offer tho .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - the kronno play rap | canal secundario | kronno zomber	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user>'s ( - the kronno play rap | secondary channel | kronno zomber
escucha y descarga mi nuevo tema: call of duty black ops 3 zombies - kronno zomber  on	Listen and download my new track: Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Zombies - Kronno Zomber.
black guayaba, caramelos, jarabe, la secta, na ', aquí muriendo con este playlist	Black guava, candies, syrup, the sect, nothing ' , dying here with this playlist
súper honor ser parte del media tour contigo mr. hollywood <user> hollywood glam	It's super honor being part of the media tour with you Mr . Hollywood <user> Hollywood glam .
<user> like a xx or xyy or no se cual mas jajajajajja	<user> like a xx or xyy or I don't know which one jajajajajja
rt <user>: me: * pichea hacer un trabajo all day. * me hours later: * sits down to do it * me five min in: * zzzzz.. *	RT <user>: Me: * spends all day procrastinating on doing a job . * Me hours later : * sits down to do it * Me five minutes in : * falls asleep .. *
me acabé de pintar las uñas y ya se me jodió una, 9 to go	I just painted my nails and one of them is already messed up , 9 more to go .
ya estamos aqui! 10730 nw 25 calle sweetwater <user>	We're here already! 10730 nw 25th Street <user>
viendo the polar express como por 38919138 vez	Watching The Polar Express for like the 38919138th time
rt <user>: si los youtubers fueran abuelos | abipower (dale rt si quieres llegar a ser viejo y no te mandaré un dm)  …	RT <user>: if YouTubers were grandfathers | abipower (give RT if you want to grow old and I will not send you a DM)
que tal un poco de diversión a este jueves! black pineapple jumper flatforms envios 0968807384	How about a little fun this Thursday! Black pineapple jumper flatforms, deliveries at 0968807384.
usa el hashtag con tu outfit del día y tendrás el 10% en lo nuevo	Use the hashtag with your OOTD and get 10% off on new arrivals!
preparandose para el fashion show de la gran diseñadora rosita hurtado en el evento …	Getting ready for the fashion show of renowned designer Rosita Hurtado at the event ...
zombers!! como se le pone un objeto de los que me han tocado en cajas en black ops 3??:)	Zombers ! How do you put those things you get in boxes in black ops 3 ? :)
<user> yo pare we llevar mi bulto hace 2 semanas... at its finest	<user> I've been carrying my backpack for 2 weeks now ... at its finest
3 shots de chichaito de parcha, 2 barcardi apple y 1 mojito...	3 shots of little parcha , 2 barcardi apple and 1 mojito ...
"""una persona random me dijo """"tú te pareces a una nena que yo conozco que se llama natalia""""..... wtf"""	"""A random person said to me 'you look like a girl I know named Natalia'..... wtf"""
estaba encojona... ahora lo estoy más. que carajo shonda, stop making meredith hurt. puñeta.	I was pissed off... now I'm even more pissed . What the fuck , Shonda , stop making Meredith hurt . Damn it .
see you tomorrow morning for ponte en forma con la gatita at westland mall from 9am to 11am. <user> …	"See you tomorrow morning for ""Get in Shape with the Little Kitty"" at Westland Mall from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m . <user> ..."
quisiera un dollar por cada bobby pin en mi pelo	I wish I got a dollar for every hairpin in my hair.
yo soy un rap player descarga el álbum | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	I'm a rap player , download the album | kronno zomber | ( official video ) : via <user>
el samsung gear fit no descansa hasta que tú descanses. descúbrelo ahora:	The Samsung Gear Fit won't rest until you do . Find it out now:
"""rt <user>: <user> <user> has el tag del gamer, eso seria épico con """"e"""" mayuscula xd"""	"""Real talk <user>: <user> <user> has the gamer tag , that would be epic with """"E"""" capital xd"""
high fashion by claudia lombardo para chicas de 13 años en adelante se abre 3er horario en …	High fashion by Claudia Lombardo for girls aged 13 and up . Third shift opening in ...
artículos de 1era necesidad comprados: medalla y bacardi zombie!!! por fin!! me lo tome en un vaso de toy story... uupss.	Essential items purchased: medal and Bacardi zombie!!! Finally!! I drank it from a Toy Story glass ... oops.
seran parte del fashion show de la reconocida diseñadora rosita hurtado en el. evento …	They will be part of the fashion show by renowned designer Rosita Hurtado at the event .
day 3 todavia no he visto civil war	Day 3 still haven't seen Civil War.
<user> me asuste for a second. pasala bien, hun	<user> I was scared for a second . Have a good one , love .
“<user>: coca cola se activa mañana y mis fans también get ready!!!!!!! ” yeahhhh. super. nos vemos mañana!	“<user>: Coca Cola's getting activated tomorrow and so are my fans!! get ready!!!!!!!” Yeahhhh. Super. See you tomorrow!
ironman vs cap. américa | civil war | kronno zomber & nery godoy | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	"""Ironman vs Captain America | Civil War | Kronno Zomber & Nery Godoy | (Official Music Video): via <user>"""
ojo!! la que estamos liando en las votaciones de premios vloggers zombers! mañana por la noche haré recuento, aver cuantos votos logramos!	Watch out! We're making a mess with the Vloggers zombers awards voting! I'll count them tomorrow night , let's see how many votes we get!
bueno oficialmente se puede escribir mierda por aqui cause its 1 am	Well officially one can write shit here cause it's 1 am.
rt <user>: espero que mi prom dress quede cabrón	I hope my prom dress slays
alguien me puede decir algún website donde pueda hacer un blog o o algo? creo que es hora de perderle el miedo a compartir mis escritos	Can someone please tell me a website where I can make a blog or something ? I think it's time I got over my fear of sharing my writing .
woooojuuu baby <user> ya tenemos lavadora!! siguen las bendiciones!! gracias!!!	Woooohoooo baby <user> we got a washing machine!! Blessings keep coming!! Thank you!!!
trabajando en el tema de civil war!!	Working on the civil war topic!!
"""con una ganas increibles de sacar el nuevo album de """"yo soy un rap player""""    ️"""	"with an incredible urge to get the new album out ""I am a rap player"" 🥳"
gente con piercings en los cachetes y en la frente... why??	People with piercings in the cheeks and forehead... why though?
¿why so serious? un poquito de sonrisas plizzzz! ^^ que ahora toca ver el último capitulo de gotham!	why so serious? a few smiles plizzzz ! ^^ time to watch the last episode of gotham !
el hombre en llamas (cojotv) partidaza! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	the man on fire (cojotv) great match! | lucky island | minecraft:  via <user>
<user> cabrona, busca un drinking game en internet de esa película. te quedas vacía y sin ganas de vivir pero por la jumeta que coges	<user> damn it , find a drinking game online for that movie . You‘ll get wasted and you‘ll have no soul left , but it‘s worth it because of the good time you‘ll have .
acostarme a dormir a las 9:25 pm suena como la mejor idea del mundo, so cheket	going to bed at 9:25 pm sounds like the best idea in the world , so cheket .
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - dmc vs the witcher | kronno & zarcort |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - dmc vs the witcher | kronno & zarcort |
día de trabajo con el dúo supremo coming soon chinomiranda nacholacriatura …	Work day with the supreme duo coming soon chinomiranda nacholathecreature ...
trendy and on point!!! en su punto!!!! <user> …	trendy and on point!!! in its prime!!! <user> ...
bikinis on sale!!! visitanos y aprovecha esta semana 50% off!!	Bikinis on sale!!! Come visit and take advantage this week of 50% off!
omggggg mejor regalo eveeeeer	omggggg best present eveeeeer
hoy hay vídeo a las 20.00 h y directo de 20.10 h a 21.00 h en younow donde podréis ver mi nuevo look...	Today there's a video at 8 pm and live on younow from 8:10 pm to 9 pm where you can see my new look ...
westland mall todos los domingos de 9a a 11a totalmente gratis …	Westland mall every Sunday from 9am to 11am completely free ...
"""rt <user>: """"pa 'los que pongan 14 de febrero y yo forever alone"""""""	"""Real talk <user>: 'For those who put 14 February and me forever alone'"""
karaoke room. pd. foto robada vilmente del insta de luzu.	Karaoke room. P.S. Photo blatantly stolen from Luzu's Instagram.
detalles que nos derriten!!!! we are open te espero!!	Details that melt us!!!! We are open , come visit !
tengo un date con netflix y una copita de vino blanco acabando mi año senior como se supone;)	I have a date with Netflix and a glass of white wine ending my senior year as it's supposed to be;)
<user> comprendo su preocupación, ¿tiene problemas en su cuenta, necesita información de planes more everything? yo puedo asistirle ~ mv	<user> I understand your concern , do you have issues with your account , do you need info on the plans more everything ? I can assist you ~ mv
somos la red en los eeuu, y donde estén las personas favoritas de <user>.	We are the network in the US , and where <user>'s favorite people are .
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new solar 106.7 fm
today is a new day to paint it all with your best colors..  gypsy summer  maxifalda $34.00 top en v $20.00	Today is a fresh opportunity to colour it all with your brightest hues .. bohemian summer  maxi skirt $34.00 v - neck top $20.00
rt <user>: en un date se supone que no tengan celulares encima y que estes con ella y decirle lo bella que se ve ese dia y lo much …	Real-time <user>: on a date you're supposed to not have cellphones on you , just be with her and tell her how beautiful she looks that day and how much ...
no sé si el hip hop es lo que amo o lo que en realidad detesto...	I don't know if it's hip hop that I love or actually hate...
rt <user>: yellow mellow - phantom limb - versión acústica por bely basarte:  vía <user>	Real talk <user>: yellow mellow - phantom limb - acoustic version by Bely Basarte: via <user>
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - far cry primal rap | zarcort y piter-g).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> (- far cry primal rap | zarcort and piter-g)
miss u! <user> faltas tu con nosotros y a mi también me quieres más tiempo q a <user> rana banana is back!!! <user>	miss u! <user> you're missing with us and I also want you more than <user> rana banana is back!!! <user>
"""rt <user>: """"you make my burrito tingle guadeloupe"""" """"gorge we are at escuela!"""""""	"""RT <user>: \""\""Your burrito gives me goosebumps Guadeloupe \""\""We're at school!\"""""
ponte tus dancing shoes este domingo y muévete al ritmo de tu artista favorito de.	Put your dancing shoes on this Sunday and groove to the rhythm of your favourite artist's .
<user> osea she was famous before him cierto, pero osea tbh i think he was just being an artist... on the other hand	<user> yeah , she was famous before him right , but honestly i think he was just being an artist ... on the other hand
adoramos el pink mood -que tal este color en esta country shirt?! disponible en s-m-l pedidos al 096.880.7384	We adore the pink mood - how about this color on this country shirt ? Available in S - M - L . Order at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
la batalla del siglo!! fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic battle (videoclip...  vía <user>	the battle of the century ! fnaf 4 vs minecraft | kronno zomber & zarcort | epic battle (video ... via <user>
rt <user>: nada mejor que recibir drunk snapchats	RT <user>: nothing better than receiving drunk snapchats
rt <user>: mi tw puede hacerte pensar que estoy feliz o triste, soltera o con novio, en depre o normal, don't look at my tw for answers	RT <user>: my tweet can make you think I'm happy or sad , single or taken , depressed or normal , don't look at my tweets for answers
todavía en promoción el sweet black pepper bacon sandwich you las 2 docenas de donas por 10.99 en …	The sweet black pepper bacon sandwich is still on promotion , 2 dozens of donuts for 10.99 .
rt <user>: porque tiene mucho work work work work work	RT <user>: because she has too much work work work work work
el mongolian beef de pf changs es lo mejor que existe	The Mongolian beef at PF Chang's is the best thing ever.
rt <user>: queremos desearle un feliz cumpleaños a nuestra queria amiga y stylist <user> los mejores deseos. have fun!  …	RT <user>: We want to wish a happy birthday to our dear friend and stylist <user> best wishes . Enjoy yourself !
<user> ¡con gusto! nuestro plan more everything con edge le ofrece 4 lineas con 10 gb por $160/mes: detalles  ~ mh	<user> With pleasure ! Our More Everything Plan with Edge offers 4 lines with 10 GB for $160 / month : Details ~ mh
seria bueno un buen cafe pa despertar pero no tomo! así q a despertar viendo el mega shopper d black friday del work!!! woooojuuuuu	It would be nice to have a good coffee to wake up but I don't drink! So I'll just have to wake up by looking at the mega Black Friday shopper from work!!! woooojuuuuu
el que hizo mi 2015 especial  ️ love you baby	The one who made my 2015 special  love you baby
trae la rumba a tu noche de juegos con el jbl flip 3 speaker, consíguelo aquí:	Bring the party to your game night with the JBL Flip 3 speaker , get it here :
rt <user>: baby, envíame tu location	RT <user>: honey, send me your location
assassins creed syndicate | épic rap | kronno zomber | (videoclip ofici...  vía <user>	Assassins Creed Syndicate | epic rap | Kronno Zomber | (official music video) via <user>
rt <user>: loca por tener my own place	I'm so ready to have my own place
en vivo desde el marlin park pre venta a 1 dólar para el grand slam party latino desde las 6-10am ven …	Live from Marlin Park presale for $1 for the Grand Slam Latino Party from 6-10am come ...
rt <user>: qué pasó con el live stream?	What happened to the live stream ?
<user>: <user> jaajaja ps <user> se gana del tbt award d hoy  yeaa bitchess :d jajaja de los mejores dias by far!	<user>: <user> jaajaja well , <user> wins the tbt award of the day yeah bitches : d lol by far one of the best days !
kendall es la unica de las kardashian-jenner que es real, las otras viven de cirugias and still look good, pero natural beauty is best.	Kendall is the only Kardashian-Jenner who's real , the others live off surgeries and still look good , but natural beauty is the best .
jaja <user> ese tio es un youtuber gangster!!!	haha <user> that guy's a gangster youtuber!!!
rt <user>: aprendan cabrones,  mi housemate >>>> tus housemates	RT <user>: learn , motherfuckers , my roommate >>> your housemates
classic mirror selfie flashback a hace 4 años! no puedo creer que ya mañana es el farewell! las adoro a todas!	Classic mirror selfie flashback to 4 years ago ! Can't believe tomorrow's the farewell already ! I love you all so much !
ta 'cute la pic	The phrase in English would be: The picture is so cute!
literalmente estoy en el mismo medio de un argument, por qué, yizzus, why	literally I'm in the middle of an argument, like , yizzus, why
yo he dormido genial también! he desayunado y ahora estoy retocando el video de black ops 3 zombies!	I've slept amazingly well too ! I've had breakfast and I'm now editing the Black Ops 3 Zombies video !
good morning el nuevo zol 106.7 fm	Good morning the new solar 106.7 fm
un long day pero quiero darle un a esta amiga q quiero mucho <user> miss u all ready	It's been a long day but I really want to see my dear friend <user> , miss you so much already !
tráeme tus 6 a 11 am y los artistas del grand slam te los firmarán 7007 nw 77 avenida …	Bring me your 6 to 11 am and the grand slam artists will sign them 7007 nw 77th Avenue ...
westland mall todos los domingos de 9a a 11a totalmente gratis …	Westland mall every Sunday from 9am to 11am completely free ...
"""la canción """"i hate u, i love u"""" describe tanto mi fokin vida ahora mismo"""	"""the song 'i hate u, i love u' describes my fokin life so much right now"""
¡¡nuevo vídeo!! leo un fanfic demasiado salseante... me lío con una youtuber?! rt!!	New video ! I read a very sexy fanfic ... I get involved with a youtuber ?! RT !!
"""rt <user>: el/la que dijo que senior year era un """"paseo""""'taba loquit@ porque yo estoy apunto de cometer un academic suicide"""	"""RT <user>: the one who said senior year was a ""walk in the park"" was crazy because I'm about to commit an academic suicide"""
ya no eres relevante ni importante!! oops:) sorry 4 u... not!	You're no longer relevant or important ! Oops : ) Sorry 4 u ... not !
rt <user>: ¡muy buenas noches a todos los que dormirán hoy! a los que no lo harán, deseo decirles que somos los verdaderos mvp's.	RT <user>: Good night to everyone who will sleep well tonight ! To those who won't , I want to say we're the true MVPs .
<user> mjm... yo pensaba pedirtelos hasta que me di cuenta que you haven't gone to school in like 2 weeks	<user> mhm ... I was going to ask you for them , but then I realized you haven't gone to school in two weeks .
iba a comprar chocolate y no estaban aceptando ath. life is watching out for me. lo que no esta pa'ti, no está pa' ti.	I was going to buy some chocolate but they weren't accepting ath . Life is looking out for me . What's not meant to be , won't be .
zombers! ¡sorteamos black ops 3 y battlefront! y follow a <user> y <user>  … ¡buena suerte!	Zombies! We're giving away Black Ops 3 and Battlefront! Follow <user> and <user>... Good luck!
<user> with repostapp. ⁰・・・⁰ ón - amén  /	<user> with repostapp . ⁰・・・⁰  Amen - a-men
rt <user>: if you're a burrito, i'm a burrito.	RT <user>: If you're a *taco*, I'm a *taco*.
<user> a mi sii well sometimes... btw te vas este weekend??	<user> yeah , me too actually ... hmm , btw are you going away this weekend ?
tip: toma el primer paso hacia una vida más saludable y monitoréala con fitbit.	tip: take the first step towards a healthier life and monitor it with fitbit .
"""happy saturday!!!!. driving and jamming to my boy <user> """"no tengo dinero"""" on the top 10 of. 7"""	"Happy Saturday!!!! Jamming out to my boy <user>'s song ""I'm Broke"" on the ride . 7"
la parada puertorriqueña nyc nomadic40 me encantaria estar ahi contigo... have fun!	The Puerto Rican stop NYC nomadic40 I'd love to be there with you ... have fun!
gracias por todos los coments! son todos buenos! ^^ me alegra que os guste!  ️ fnaf 4 vs minecraft kronno & zarcort	Thanks for all the comments ! They're all good ! ^^ I'm glad you like it! ️ FNAF 4 vs Minecraft Kronno & Zarcort
dan dislikes, comentan, hablan mal de mi, y luego dicen z4e! xd ni eres zomber ni viviras para siempre, mis zombers saben que es q.l.i.s.p!	dan dislikes , people comment and talk bad about me , and then they say z4e ! xd you're not a zomber and you won't live forever , my zombers know that it's q.l.i.s.p !
deberías ser pediatra, te encantan los niños demasiado no, no, we're good	You should be a paediatrician , you love kids so much no , no , we're good
rt <user>: este friendzone ha llegado a otro nivel, el solo se metió y to	RT <user>: this friendzone has reached another level , he just put himself in it and all .
<user> si eso que acabáis de poner es un spoiler os voy a odiar forever	<user> if that's the spoiler you just put up i'm gonna hate you forever
<user> ¡hola! la única tarjeta que manejamos para iphone, es la sim card que da servicio. se venden directamente en nuestras tiendas. ~ as	<user> Hey ! The only card we handle for iPhones is the sim card that provides service . It's sold directly in our stores . ~ as
"""mayri super mamá """"voy a dejar a las nenas en su casa, para entonces bajar a rio mar a un baby shower"""""""	"""Mayri super mom ""I'll drop the girls at their house , then head down to Rio Mar for a baby shower"""""""
welcome imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Welcome to the modeling show hosted by La Gatita . Sign ups are now open ,
siento que dejé una parte de mí en milwaukee. i miss marquette too much.	I feel like I left a part of me in Milwaukee . I miss marquette so much .
que ganitas de que me den mi edición especial de the división! pronto tendré que hacer todos los unboxin! :d	Can't wait for my special edition of the division to arrive ! Soon I'll have to do all the unboxing ! : D
“<user>: check out awkward family photos: holiday edition! we think is the best...  - sp ” vean la foto!!!!	“<user>: check out awkward family photos: holiday edition! We think it's the best... - <user>” See the photo !
"""rt <user>: para mi el """"pinky promise"""" es algo serio."""	"""RT <user>: To me , the """"pinky promise"""" is a serious thing ."""
nos dieron la toga :o ohh shit just got real	They gave us the toga :o oh shit just got real.
dante vs geralt | kronno & zarcort | batalla de heroes (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	Dante vs Geralt | Kronno & Zarcort | Battle of the Heroes (Official Video Clip): via <user>
quien piensas que es esta estrella internacional que se une al grand slam party latino?.. quien …	Who do you think is this international star joining the Latin grand slam party ?... Who ...
salón imagen modeling by la gatita	salón imagen modeling by the kitty
maya estudiante de imagen modeling by la gatita. nuevos cursos en enero ,…	maya's a student of image modeling by the kitty . new courses in january , ...
me encanta como beyoncé sigue siendo mega confident de ella misma tras que se las pegaron, real mvp	I love how Beyonce remains mega confident of herself after they dragged her, real MVP.
génesis cuando llego imagen modeling by la gatita ahora actual miss miami vip 2015. te gusta …	Genesis when she arrived at Imagen Modeling , now the current Miss Miami VIP 2015 . Do you like ...
<user> perfect. pues yo entro a las 2pm pero tengo que ir a coger los quizzes de lab  ️	<user> perfect . i start at 2 pm but i have to go pick up the lab quizzes ️
el vlog de hoy, pequeños jet lags: primeros ensayos para el cmf	Today's vlog , tiny jet lags : first rehearsals for the CMF .
ponte en forma con la gatita en westland mall	Get fit with the kitty at westland mall
too proud!! mis reinas las campeonas:')	Too proud!! My queens the champions:'(
"""my mom: me puestes mandar unos gotero que se llama """"me vale madre"""" jajajaja"""	"my mom: can you send me some eye drops that are called ""I don't give a damn"" hahaha"
<user> jajajajaja no worries! i laughed it out jajaja	<user> jajajajaja no worries! I just laughed it off , jajaja
ya he cambiando dos peliculas.. third ones the charm	I've already changed two movies .. third one's the charm
<user> tu no te quieres mover so you are no use jajaja	<user> you don't want to move so you're no use haha
<user> you asked.. ya lo borre so chill jajajajaja	<user> you asked .. I deleted it already so chill hahaha
<user> mi enana favorita cumple hoy 18!! happy birthdayyy boo!:)	<user> My favorite little one turns 18 today! Happy birthday boo! 🙂
my dinner > my face...... guess i should have plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of arroz con habichuelas to be more appealing	My dinner > my face ... guess I should get plastic surgery to make my face look like a plate of rice and beans so I can be more appealing.
"""<user>: es que no le veo lo wow """"a beyoncé"""" are you blind?"""	"<user>: She's just not that wow ""Beyoncé"" are you blind?"
<user> <user> ohhh intriguing.... jajajaa ya quiero saber!	<user> <user> ohhh I'm so curious ... hahaha can't wait to know !
"""orita cuando me levante: """"how the fuck did i get home?"""""""	"""Right now when I wake up: 'How the fuck did I get home?'"""
<user> i saw your text. but i correctly don't have signal. como estas beautiful? hhaha	<user> I saw your text . But I literally don't have any signal right now . How are you , beautiful ? hhaha
<user>: día internacional de cogerle las nalgas a angie. guilty..	<user>: International Ass Grabbing Angie Day . Guilty ..
<user> <user> <user> yo guardo todo los post it! so los voy a enmarcar te lo juro! jajajaaja	<user> <user> <user> I save all the post-its ! I'm gonna frame them , I swear ! hahahaha
forever dandole snooze a la alarma	Forever hitting the snooze button on the alarm.
<user> ahh jajaj nah yo en calculo buen chiste! i actually feel flattered que pienses que si jajaja	<user> ahh haha nah me in calculus i got a good one! i actually feel flattered that you think i'm that smart haha
<user> <user> yo no lo estaba insultando! i was defending it...	<user> <user> I wasn't insulting him ! I was defending it ...
0 fucks given cuando esa es tu ultima clase del dia...	Zero fucks given when that's your last class of the day...
si soy alergica a el gluten ima be pissed...	If I'm allergic to gluten I'm gonna be so pissed...
termine la rutina... puedo emepezar la de mañana? estoy en esas! no to apush!	Did I finish the routine... can I start the morning one? I'm all ready! Don't push me!
despues de recibir el si de mi top choice... school doesnt matter!	After getting the yes from my top choice... school doesn't matter anymore!
<user> y <user> son unas yales! love et!	<user> and <user> are some fine ladies ! love it !
¿ir o no ir? daily struggle :/	Should I go or not? Daily struggle :/
sisterly date = food y tripiarnos a gente en condado...	sisterly date = eating and tripping on people in condado...
"""yo: """"ya para! enough with the boob grabbing... putting my foot down"""" - """"its my right as your friend!"""" mis amigas son raras cc! jajajaja"""	"""Me: 'That's enough with the boob grabbing... I'm putting my foot down' - 'It's my right as your friend!' My friends are weird oml! lol"""
ya no tengo que ver de los grammys best part of the night!	I don't have to watch the Grammys anymore! The best part of the night .
<user> no noo no el es mio birthday girl!	<user> no no way it's mine! Birthday girl !
<user>: he caido bajo la adiccion de flappy birds... × 2 procrastination at it finest!	<user>: I've fallen into the addiction of flappy birds... × 2 Procrastination at its finest!
hello que voy a hacer yo sola? yo home alone adri preguntanse lo que no es... silly girl jajaja <user> <user>	Hello what am I going to do all by myself ? Me home alone , Adri ask yourselves what isn't ... silly girl haha <user> <user>
usando la tobillera otra vez gracias a el booty of steel de <user> jajaja	Using the ankle monitor again thanks to <user>'s steel booty jajaja
ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... * mi sis aqui siendo super positiva *	Ohh honey get used to it, it gets worse... *my sis here being super positive*
"""mami: """"porque sigues mirando mal a los guineos? weirdo.."""" yo: """"they know why -.-"""""""	"""mami: 'why are you looking at the bananas so badly? weirdo ..' me: 'they know why -.-'"""
me va dar un melt down que fue eso?	am I going to have a melt down what was that?
que me llegue el email que diga: your travel itinerary is ready √	"Let the email say: ""Your travel itinerary is ready"""
"""so para donde te vas a estudiar? - """"i d o n t k n o w!! leave me alone"""" *storms out dramatically *"""	"""So where are you going to study ? - ""I don't know !! Leave me alone "" *storms out dramatically * """
yo estoy aqui cogiendome un break de hacer el header y empezar la primera pregunta cause thats just too much man <user> jajaja	I'm taking a break from doing the header and starting the first question cause that's just too much man <user> haha
car conversations con <user> <user> <user> la mejor conversacion del dia...	Car conversations with <user> <user> <user> the best conversation of the day...
"""<user>: la cerveza es de hombre. """"byee wow bye"""" ja! ya lo/la odio..."""	"<user>: Beer is for men . ""Good bye wow bye"" ja ! I already hate him/her ..."
tu cara ahora combina con tu color de pelo * is this supposed to make me feel good?	Your face now matches your hair colour* is this supposed to make me feel good?
<user>: <user> mañana quiero que estés pendiente y hagas un conteo pls, do it for science ok! lets do it!	<user>: <user> tomorrow I want you to keep an eye on it and do a count pls, do it for science ok! let's do it!
genuinamente lo que me dijiste me afecto :o <user> my babyyyyy	Honestly , what you told me affected me :o <user> my babyyyyy .
<user>: san manuel buen-carajo este cuentito esta largo con cojones me sente orita a leerlo vi lo largo que era and i gave up	<user>: damn san manuel this story's a long one with balls i sat down to read it just now saw how long it was and gave up
"""hablando de netflix y de la nada el anuncio de pandora decia: """"watch netflix now..."""" is it a sign? <user>"""	Talking about Netflix , out of the blue Pandora's ad said : “Watch Netflix now ...” Is it a sign , <user> ?
<user> some people get confused y no lo entienden jajajaja	<user> some people get confused and don't understand it lol
nunca pierdo un bet, its a fact	I never lose a bet, it's a fact.
ratchet songs me dieron ganas de ver viedos de the maury show... procrastination	Ratchet songs made me want to watch videos of the Maury show ... procrastination .
<user> i know! :/ me da tanto asco/miedo	<user> I know! :/ It makes me so grossed out/scared!
tengo tanto que hacer... so im hoing to sleep my problems away jaja	I have so much to do ... so I'm going to sleep my problems away haha.
no se que hacer... 15 capitulos! like lets be real though aint nobody got time for that	I don't know what to do ... 15 chapters ! Like let's be real , ain't nobody got time for that .
<user> jajajaja si yo falto me quedo en casa i got no car...	<user> hahaha if i'm not there i stay at home i got no car...
<user> jajajaj del drink ese que tu y tu friend created that taste like medice + shit	<user> hahahaha that drink you and your friend created tastes like medicine + shit
on repeat toda la noche... jajajaj	on repeat all night long ... hahaha
semester from hell... despues de las practicas mi energia no da para nada	semester from hell... after the internships I have no energy left for anything
"""yo al final del examen: """"im done bye. me voy no me se la ultima"""" maestra: """"no, pecosa te sientas que te le sabes"""" yo: you dont know me..."""	"""me at the end of the exam: 'I'm done , bye . I'm leaving , I don't know the last one' teacher : 'no , freckles you sit down , you know you got this' me: you don't know me..."""
<user> jajaja graciass i think! i love you	<user> jajaja thanks I think ! I love you too !
<user> my life cada vez que me sale el notification ese!!	<user> my life every time i get that notification !
"""- """"tu tienes pecas""""... - no shiittt"""	"""- 'Do you have freckles'? ... - Hell no!"""
they're probably are going to make some badass corridos about el chapo	They're probably going to make some badass narco-corridos about El Chapo.
<user> acabo de checkiar la mia el pan de dios ese me dio 80 en participacion! how the fuck is that possible?	<user> just checked mine the bread of god gave me 80 in participation ! how the fuck is that even possible ?
la sister es now	the sister is now
<user> aja ñeta! im pissed!	<user> damn it! I'm pissed!
<user> me motive en sociologia ahora sii quiero hacer el weekend de nuestro food tour! y el domingo we workput pa bajarlo to!:) jaja	<user> I'm motivated to do sociology now . Yeah , let's do our food tour weekend ! And Sunday we work hard to burn off all the calories 🙂 haha
no hay practica para poder estudiar.... pffftt n a p t i me!	There's no practice to study for... pffftt naptime !
"""mañana va llegar un punto que ya voy a estar cansada de decir """"aww"""".... the gagging noices begin"""	"""Tomorrow there will come a point when I'm going to be tired of saying 'aww' ... the gagging noises begin."""
fuck this ya no voy a jugar más... sigo jugando!	fuck this I'm not gonna play anymore ... I keep playing !
fuck this shit de ser nena -.-	fuck this shit of being a little girl .
<user>: <user> por estudiar no es lol. es por otra cosa  ahhh yo ella esta estudiando? que puñeta im not doin shit	<user>: <user> It's not because of studying , it's for something else ahhh . Is she studying ? What the fuck am I not doing anything ?
te lo juro que nunca me he reido tanto en mi vida.. me sacor a donald so feel proud! <user> <user> <user>	I swear I've never laughed so hard in my life . I laughed out loud , so feel proud ! <user> <user> <user>
dos tipos estan peliando por un journal... mtv lo hace mejor... tv gold:')	two guys are fighting over a journal ... mtv does it better ... tv gold :)
ok so no deseo estudiar hoy...	Okay so I don't want to study today...
me voy a quemar con el sports bra... bien lindo el tan	I'm gonna burn myself with the sports bra... It looks so nice though.
"""<user>: tú tienes carne """"""""da fuq?"""	"<user>: Do you have meat ""the fuck""?"
<user> <user> <user> a las 5pm so so	<user> <user> <user> at 5 pm sharp
new beggining new colors new outfit new day. croptop blanca short naranja	New beginning, new colours, new outfit, new day. White crop top, orange shorts.
<user> me too por fin	<user> me too finally
makeupbymariajose's photo  denle follow para citas de maquillaje  ️	Make sure to follow makeupbymariajose for makeup quotes! 🌟
girl lets rock with a romper!  un romper es genial para un weekend...! black flower …	Girl, let's rock with a romper! A romper is perfect for a weekend . Black floral , please !
papi compro spicy crab	Daddy buys spicy crab
happy bday de tu bella y otra hija!!!!!!! las angelitos! <user>	Happy birthday to your beautiful daughter!!!!!! <user's> little angels!
<user> omg para ti full!!!	<user> omg it's all yours!!!
cuando los rapers de tu pto varrio te dicen que eres un vendido y has dejado a tus amigos de lado!  cansais...	When the rappers from your damn neighbourhood tell you that you've sold out and left your friends behind ! You guys are exhausting ...
seguimos trabajando! ahora en la presentación oficial de las alumnas de imagen modeling by la gatita ,…	We keep working! Now at the official presentation of the Image Modeling students by La Gatita , ...
hay mis zombers que estrañan mis tweets!!!  ando descansando un poco celebrando el cumple de kat	My zombers miss my tweets !!! I'm resting a bit celebrating Kat's birthday .
cuadradura! que pelota más rara! con luis y cojotv | popurri | rocket league:  vía <user>	Square! What a weird ball! with Luis and CojoTV | Popurri | Rocket League: via <user>
piece of art on your body. sabemos que amas los accesorios porque te llenan de color y …	Piece of art on your body. We know you love your accessories, they bring colour to your life and make a powerful style statement .
"""jesusfoto with repostapp. ・・・.... """"las tradiciones en algun momento, no eran tradiciones ,…"""	"""Jesus photo with repost app . .. . . ""The traditions were not traditions at some point ,..."""
jajaja <user> para que veas que yo arriesgo en innovar eh bro!! encima es la canción de ben and ed!!! ajaja :o	hahaha <user> so you know , I'm all about taking risks and being innovative , my dude !!! It's Ben and Ed's song , by the way!!! haha :o
comiendo con <user> en <user>! very good!!	Eating with <user> at <user>'s! Very good!!
collar  get your neckless! lista para el fin de semana? collar y aretes $12.90	Necklace! Are you ready for the weekend? Necklace and earrings $12.90.
domingo de brava old school	Sunday of angry old school.
lo que me acabo de escribir no es normal :/ puede que sea mi mejor rap play! xd	What I just freestyled isn't normal :/ It might be my best rap play ever! xd
un buen año a mi y a mis mejores amigas se nos ocurrió de vestirnos de britoleras para twin day. ¿que carajos estabamos pensando?	One crazy year my best friends and I thought it would be a good idea to dress up as Britoleras for twin day . What the hell were we thinking ?
<user> <user> -braulio -bichita pero una chulería -love your hair	<user> <user> -Braulio -show-off, but it's gorgeous -love your hair
la epic kill!! mi gorra del a suerte | multijugador | cod black ops 3:  vía <user>	the epic kill ! my lucky cap | multiplayer | cod black ops 3 : via <user>
<user> <user> lean los tweets de esa cuenta es como una version cheapy de college confessions	<user> <user> read the tweets on that account it's like a cheap version of college confessions
le hable a mami pa ver si comprabamos un carro pa mi, conociendola le dije que no me compre un hot wheels y hoy llego un carro a casa	I talked to mom to see if we could buy a car for me , knowing her I told her not to get me a hot wheels and today a car arrived at the house .
facetime en thanksgiving y lo primero que mencionan es lo jincha que estoy... gracias	"""Facetime on Thanksgiving and the first thing they mention is how fat I look... thanks!"""
lo importante es que me atreví a hacerlo sola. fuck the rest.	The important thing is that I dared to do it alone . Fuck the rest .
en full effect hipódromo de hialeah. la proxima semana con el alcalde de …	in full effect Hialeah Racetrack . next week with the mayor of ...
nuevo banner en el canal zombers!! ^^ ya me dirán sus opiniones de si les gusta o no! :d	New banner on the zombers !! ^^ channel tell me what you think and if you like it ! : d
no quiero empezar el packing my shit process...	I don't want to start the process of packing my stuff...
<user> free para ver a tu family haha and yess. yes i am haha y tu?	<user> free to see your family haha and yeah I am haha how about you?
<user> anyways no quiero ir al cielo, seria muy aburrido. bye.	<user> anyways I don't want to go to heaven , it'd be so boring . bye .
pink lover  weekend outfit  gypsy summer  blusas a cuadros	"""Pink lover weekend gypsy summer checkered shirts."""
"""“<user>: cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"""" something tragic """"will happen. ” yo tengo esta mierda"""	"“<user>: Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because"" something tragic ""will happen . ” I have this shit ."
<user> q bella!!! happy bday a ella! q grande, comí pasa el tiempo.	<user> How beautiful!!! Happy birthday to her! Time flies, it's incredible.
next flight out is in 16 hours! el saludo!!!	The next flight out is in 16 hours! See you later, folks!
nature is the art of god  disfruta de los nuevos collares con detalles de hojas -> hippie mode! a tan sólo $11.50	Nature is the art of God Enjoy the new leaf necklaces! Hippie mode at just $11.50!
un look muy classy y juvenil para <user> hoy en <user> <user>	A very classy and youthful look for <user> today at <user> <user> .
imagen modeling by la gatita foto josé naranjo. modelo yanielis alvarez. registraciones …	Imaging modeling by the kitty. Photo by José Naranjo . Model Yanielis Alvarez . Registrations ...
excelente compartir contigo gracias por tu amistad <user> u rock	It's excellent sharing with you, thank you for your friendship <user>, you rock!
im in the airport... te espero? jajajaja <user>	I'm at the airport... are you picking me up? hahaha <user>
<user> jajajajajes una rar jajaja jodiendo that's her job hun! me pregunto que te preguntara ¿como te fue?... estas viva?	<user> haha it's a rare occurrence haha joking around that's her job hun! I wonder what she'll ask you ... how was it? Are you alive?
shoulders out may you wish to have one  tu quieres una  pedidos 096.880.7384	Shoulders out - if you wish to have one , text your order to 096 . 880 . 7384 .
<user> yo no estoy en la uni bobolon, pero voy paya ya mismo so mas vale que te vea	<user> I'm not at the uni right now , but I'm heading over there so you'd better be there when I arrive , my friend .
manana empiezan los two a days	Tomorrow the two-a-days begin.
si le dais a rt al tuit del vídeo como locos os amaré. para siempre no porque oye, nunca se sabe en esta vida, pero rt, rt.	If you guys go crazy and give the tweet with the video a RT , I will love you forever . No , for real , because you never know in this life , but RT , RT .
ayer tuve un cheat meal bastante importante así que hoy toca pues no sé reventarme, matarme, asesinarme y, finalmente, morir en el gym.	Yesterday I had a rather important cheat meal so today I have to , die  in the gym .
gracias bellaaa!! voy en noviembre so see u soon	Thanks gorgeous!! I'm going in November , see you soon!
nadie presta atención en esta clase. todo el mundo esta online shopping or something.	No one is paying attention in this class . Everyone's probably online shopping or doing something else .
i just used shazam to discover bomba para afincar by vico c. mega clásico... mejores tiempos <user>	I just used shazam to discover Bomba para afincar by Vico C . A mega classic ... the good old times <user> .
whitee whiteee... is the new black!! & meliashoes sweet dress en blanco envios …	"""White is the new black!! & sweet white dress from meliashoes with shipping…"""
new york will be my home for the next 4 years... holy shit no lo creo	New York will be my home for the next four years . . . oh my god I can't believe it !
que buen show <user> <user> gracias friend la pase de pelos!!!!!!	what a great show <user> <user> thank you friend i had so much fun!!!!!!
“<user>: poor kid   ” esto siempre me da risa jajaja	“<user>: poor kid   ” this always makes me laugh lol
happy bday a la señorita bonita y hermosa <user> tqm amaba besotes y aquí tienes tu regalito !…	Happy birthday to the pretty and beautiful miss <user> love you so much , big kisses and here's your present!
ready to run again together like old times; cross country lady bears now vip girls! listas para correr …	ready to run again like the good old times , the cross country girls are now ladies ! VIP ladies !
men with style true talented fashion writers that do know. comentarios de las tendencias de la moda …	men with style true talented fashion writers that really know about fashion trends ...
búscalo spice omelette de dunkin donuts...	Look for the spice omelette at Dunkin Donuts ...
<user> imaginate a mi slow lol	<user> imagine me slow lol
<user> i have lots of vids!!! te lo estare enviando	<user> I have a lot of videos !!! I'll be sending them to you .
<user> baby babyyyyy cuando bajas??? yo tambien	<user> baby babyyyyy when are you coming down ??? me too
rasheldiaz with repostapp. ・・・ look del dia <user> <user>. este otoño …	rasheldiaz with repostapp. .. look of the day <user> <user>. this fall ...
so mi profe se tiro la de hacer un roadtrip como de 40 estudiantes verdad?	So my teacher's idea was to have like forty students go on a road trip , right ?
la noche de ayer me dreno tanto... cann't move :/	Last night drained me so much ... can't move :/
country shirts  las camisas a cuadros de algodón son una opción informal y trendy! pedidos al 096.880.7384	Country shirts Checkered cotton shirts are a casual and trendy option ! Order at 096 . 880 . 7384
de tanto pedonar a alguien, solo le di la estrategia perfecta para fuck me all up again!	From apologizing so much to someone , I just gave them the perfect strategy to fuck me up all over again !
dejando todo para el ultimo minuto like always	Leaving everything to the last minute like always.
shoutout a la cuñi por hacerme adicta a the blacklist <user>	Shoutout to my sister-in-law for getting me addicted to the Blacklist <user>
no pichea, este año gastare mis cheques en taquillas pa 'conciertos. taylor swift, katy perry!! too much	Don't pitch it, this year I'll spend my checks on concert tickets . Taylor Swift , Katy Perry ! Too much !
no tiene logicaaa! ahora no me ilusiona que me toque una espada de diamante! ya que un hacha hace mas daño! señores del minecraft, thinking!	That makes no logic! Now I'm not even excited about getting a diamond sword! Since an axe does more damage! Minecraft people, think about it!
diablo, i fucked up tan cabrón, pero pichaera	Damn, I totally messed up big time, but what a mess!
madre mía de mi vida y del amor... menudos videacos están saliendo. get hyped. pero muy hyped. va a valer la pena la espera.  ️	"""My mother of life and love ... those videos are amazing . Get excited , because it 's gonna be worth the wait . """
bien cabrón, i get you	damn right , i get you
buenos dias zombers!! nada mejor que despertar con la family en un dia soleado ️	Good morning zombers!! There's nothing better than waking up with the family on a sunny day!
<user> yesss baby!! grax a dios x pq todo llega en el momento correcto!	<user> yesss baby!! thank god everything comes at the right time!
el vlog de hoy: lanzamiento de mi single	Today's vlog: launch of my single
hoy voy a continuar con el audio de zomber girl!	I'm going to continue with the Zombie Girl audio today!
good morning feliz domingo, yo relax con mi chicle!	Good morning, happy Sunday! I'm chilling with my bubblegum!
<user> y yo somos el complete package. we can talk sports and we can talk art	<user> and I are the complete package . We can talk about sports and we can talk about art .
mi abuela llorando porque le dije que me voy... i'm dying :/	My grandmother is crying because I told her I'm leaving... I'm dying:/
“<user>: buenos días mis chiquititos! aquí el look de hoy!  ” falda de alexander mcqueen y top de theory	“<user>: Good morning my little ones! Here's today's look! ” Skirt by Alexander McQueen and top by Theory.
<user> termina clases ya y vamonos de make up shopping thanks	<user> classes are over already let's go make up shopping thanks
me la explota el endiablamiento que tienen por el show, chill, guys	I couldn't care less about your excitement for the show, guys , chill .
diablooo la semana que viene ya tengo finales  too fast	devil next week i have finals too fast
exiting total gracias familia por apoyar ti estacion …	Exiting totally thank you family for all your support this season ...
<user> fuck  y science invst. y tú?	<user> fuck  science research and you ?
el vlog de hoy, pequeños dibujitos en el café: pequeño cambio de look	Today's vlog, little drawings in the coffee: small change of look
* planeando un chinchorreo * mi tío: nos paramos a mear en betito's car wash. jajajajajaj cool	* Planning a cruise * My uncle: We'll stop to pee at Betito's car wash . jajajajajaj cool .
el señor <user> tiene su propia matricula hasta en el sleeping dogs! solo ha faltado el 777 xd	Mr . <user> even has his own license plate in Sleeping Dogs ! All that's missing is the 777 xd .
<user> happy birthday mas que jo! espero que la pases bien. tenemos un dia de playa pendienteee ️️	<user> Happy birthday my dear friend! I hope you have a blast . We have a beach day coming up ️️
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist ( - you see | nery godoy & kronno zomber )
black n white always a classy combination. <user> <user> el negro y blanco siempre una …	Black and white always a classy combination. <user> <user> The black and white always look good together .
sobra'os que son then	they are so extra
<user> jajajajja maldad con mucho amor!! jajaja secretly i do hun	<user> hahahahaha mischief with lots of love ! jajaja secretly i do hun
yo merezco un masaje full body con un buen sex final.	I deserve a full body massage with a good sex finish.
zombers! hoy he subido el vídeo pero ha habido un problema con youtube, y te meten contenido a terceros hasta donde no hay! sorry!	Zombers! I uploaded the video today but there was a problem with YouTube, and they insert third-party content everywhere! Sorry!
por cierto... la siguiente canción no va a ser de kronno zomber va a ser del eminem burlao! jaja hype?	By the way ... the next song won't be from Kronno Zomber it's gonna be a goofy Eminem one! haha hype?
<user> digo lo mismo! very good!!	<user> I say the same ! very good !!
deberías estar más contentita sí, puñeta, me levantaron a la cañona, pero why not?	you should be happier yeah damn it , they woke me up at gunpoint but why not ?
siempre he querido ir a un concierto de coldplay..... id sing my soul out	I've always wanted to go to a Coldplay concert . I'd sing my soul out .
alfin salio bms the movie	Finally, *Bad Boys* the movie is out!
yo tengo muffin top? - paco	Do I have a muffin top? - Paco.
wanna have fun dancing all night long  listo tu outfit para esta noche! encuentralo en salhua pedidos al 096.880.7384	Want to have fun dancing all night long? Get your outfit ready for tonight! Find it at Salhua, orders at 096.880.7384.
styling always <user> ya tu sabes! tqm gracias x confiar en mi para tu vestuario y next los vma awards	Styling always <user> you know the drill ! Love you , thank you for trusting me with your wardrobe and next up the VMA awards !
voy a empezar un juego de connect four ayudenme a no aburrirme	I'm about to start a game of connect four help me not be bored
take all of me.. i just want to be the girl you like estaaa canciooonn :o	take all of me.. i just want to be the girl you like this song :o
nuevo video zombers!! ^^ un poquito de apoyo?? :d el corredor del laberinto | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort	New video zombers!! ^^ A little support ?? :d The maze runner | The Scorch Trials | Kronno & Zarcort
escribí un tweet concerned y cuando lo lei ahora sonó douchy y medio	I wrote a tweet that came off as concerned , and when I re-read it now it sounds douchey and kinda
hoy es un buen día para encontrar el mejor collar para complementar tu outfit! get your accesories now!!	Today's a great day to find the perfect necklace to complement your outfit ! Get your accessories now !
hard work pays off!!! 97% en el audit del gringo!!!! woohoo!!!	Hard work pays off!!! 97% on the audit of the American!!! Woohoo!!!
good day! ️️ hoy voy a descansar y a celebrar el cumple con la family!	Good day! 🌞 I'm taking the day off today and celebrating the birthday with the family!
dos camisas, un jacket, scarf, medias, botas y todavia tengo frio	two shirts , a jacket , scarf , tights , boots and I'm still cold .
<user> hahahahaha * pauta brillo flow *	<user> hahahahaha * shine pattern flow *
<user> <user> inside joke o no daniella estate speaking day truth:) jajajajaja	<user> <user> inside joke or no Daniels be speaking the day truth:) lol
está lloviendo y relampagueando y esther y yo de camino a pets smart a comprar un pez	It's raining and thundering and Esther and I are on our way to Pets Smart to buy a fish.
<user> una persona choco de cantazo so la de atras casi lo choca.. entonces yo casi choco ese segundo carro y el de atras a mi and so on	<user> a person hit the one in front hard the one behind almost hit him too then I almost hit that second car and the one behind me too and so on
me dio calambre en una pierna, sabroso, good morning	I got a charley horse in my leg, delicious, good morning
el vlog de hoy es una parodia de otro daily que conocéis muy bien... vamos a por ello	The vlog today is a parody of another daily one that you're very familiar with ... let's go for it!
añadieron a las de 7mo al group de indoor y no hay quién las calle, hostia, gracias	They added the 7th graders to the indoor group and no one can stop them now, damn it. Thanks!
informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: tiempos más sencillos....	informer by snow, found with <user>. listen now: simpler times ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - cryptic wisdom - stressed out (twenty one pilots	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> - cryptic wisdom - stressed out (twenty one pilots).
quiero playa, escuchar música buena, hablar and just chill.	I want beach, listen to good music , talk and just chill.
<user> street poem esta cabrona (no se si te refieres a esa tho)	<user> that freaking 'street poem' is fire (idk if that's the one tho)
esta cama.. i'm in love	this bed.. I'm in love
"""la frase """"what's good?"""" me da tanta risaaaaaaaa"""	"""The phrase """"what's good?"""" cracks me up so hard"""
<user> ahora con tu hermana miss u sale un primo de cada esquina hahaha	<user> now with your sister miss u every cousin comes out of the woodwork hahaha
found perfecto by wisin y yandel feat. ivy queenyaviah with. activa de camino al work	Found 'Perfeito' by Wisin y Yandel feat . Ivy Queen and Yaviah , pumping it up on my way to work .
i can be a freak, everyday of every week.. esta cancion es tan pegajosa	I can be a freak, everyday of every week . This song is so damn catchy .
<user> amazing dinner y catching up comadre time.	<user> amazing dinner and catching up comadre time.
xd <user> bezoya, siente el efecto de mi... que diga es bueno que tomes agua man! sorry la rima era muy fasil!	xd <user> feel the effect of my ... I mean it's good that you drink water man ! sorry the rhyme was too easy !
bienvenida melany a imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en	Welcome Melany to Imagen Modeling by the kitty . Register at
"""si no tengo ningún tweet pautoso, ¿cuál se supone que i """"pin"""" to my profile?"""	"If I don't have any promotional tweets , which one am I supposed to ""pin"" to my profile ?"
“<user>: y como siempre un look maravilloso las amo!!! <user> <user> styling  ️	“<user>: and as always , such a wonderful look , I love it!!! <user> <user> styling ️”
ultima cosa del summer bucket list: move out	last thing on the summer bucket list: move out
spice girls en el air play!!! el saludo!!	Spice Girls on the air play ! ¡El saludo !
<user> cuida'u que ya mismo le toman screenshot y empiezan el papelón	<user> watch out they'll take a screenshot and the drama will begin
ni un alma!!!! happy friday..	not a soul!!!! happy friday..
<user> jajajajaj paola adelanta pq el martes te va dar el sleepless syndrome and youll go nuts	<user> hahahaha Paola's getting ahead cause on Tuesday she'll get the sleepless syndrome and go bonkers.
why so serious zombers? :d la vida te da motivos para llorar, pero mas para reir!!	Why so serious, zombers? :D Life gives you reasons to cry, but even more so to laugh!
corner view! nos encanta ayudarte a escoger el mejor outfit para tí!!!!!	Corner view! We love helping you pick out the best outfit for you!!!!
<user>: <user> noooooo te vas a quedar aqui y punto ️ we've talked about this hun jajajaja	<user>: <user> noooooo you're not staying here , period ️ we've talked about this honey jajajaja
literalmente todos los sueños que he tenido son o raros o malos. no good ones.	Literally all the dreams I've been having are either weird or bad . No good ones .
<user> llegamos a senior year	<user> We made it to senior year
the interview no me hizo reir casi na '. me mintieron.	The interview didn't make me laugh at all . They lied to me .
<user> i know, me too. es tan chulo.	<user> I know , me too . It's so cool .
<user> yeahhh! viva! te mando dm	<user> yeahhh! long live! Send you DM!
<user> thank you babyyy, claro que nos vemos	<user> thank you babyyy, of course we'll hang out
hoy habrá directo a las 19.00 h en younow, babies...	Today we'll have a live stream at 7pm on younow, babies...
<user> yeahhh. ya tambien yo a ti fabulosa. nos tenemos que ver, comida next week tu, carla, baby bianca y yo!	<user> yeahhh . me too , I love you fabulously . we have to get together , just you , carla , baby bianca and I for lunch next week !
lo que me manda mama... countdown to come home	what mom sends me... countdown 'til i go home
lo que me hace único del resto, es el trato con mis zombers y la atención que les presto, y si algún hater les insulta entoces yo contesto!	What makes me unique from the rest is the treatment I give my zombers , and the attention I give them . If some hater insults them , I reply !
<user> <user> eso me tienta... pero no se i havent done shiiitt jajajaj	<user> <user> that tempts me ... but idk i haven't done anything yet lol
lebron si dejas de trash talk por darle un tapon a alguien mas pequeño y te pones a jugar pues quizas hagas algo util	LeBron if you stop the trash talking about blocking someone much smaller than you and focus on playing the game , you might actually do something useful .
<user> pichea yo llevo lo del slide para el flip the cup	<user> I'll bring the slide for the flip the cup
"""intentar """"the naked man"""" estaria cabron"""	"Attempting ""the naked man"" would be badass."
<user> mala mía, pre-historic person. i forgot que eres mil años vieja.	<user> my bad , I forgot you're a freaking ancient person . You're a thousand years old .
el vlog de hoy: probando el apple watch	Today's vlog: trying out the Apple Watch.
esto no se trata de la letra sino del rapero que la inventa! fuck haters!	This is not about the lyrics , it's about the rapper who makes them up ! Fuck haters !
tengo un woman crush y está bien buena	I have a girl crush and she's super hot.
el corredor del laberinto | las pruebas | kronno & zarcort (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	The Maze Runner | The Trials | Kronno & Zarcort (Official Video Clip): via <user>
gracias y nene las tuyas un hit tambien. we are fab stylist <user> <user> <user> <user> <user>	Thanks and yours are also a hit . We're fabulous stylists <user> <user> <user> <user> <user> .
happy mothers day people aprecien a ellas que lo dan todo for us	Happy Mother's Day everyone! Appreciate them, they give us all they got.
feliz en mi cuarto!!!!  ️  ️ terminando de grabar zomber girl!  ️ zg4e   ️	Happy in my room!!!! 🌸🌸 finishing up recording zombie girl! 🌹 zg4e   🌹
las gafas de abuela are back.	Grandma's glasses are back.
los mejores zapatos!! me case en ellos!!! <user> love u!	the best shoes ever!! i got married in them!!! <user> love u!
q mucha gente mala hay!!! wow they suck!!!	There are so many bad people!!! Wow they suck!!!
"""un saludo al party q tenemos en el """"lunch room"""", al desayuno y a la q esta comiendo arroz con gandules y pavo!!"""	"A greeting to the party we have in the ""lunch room"", to the breakfast crew and the one eating rice and pigeon peas with turkey!"
more & more.. elige tu fragancia favorita..  & tu accesorio favorito pedidos al 096.880.7384	More & more .. choose your favorite fragrance .. & your favorite accessory orders to 096.880.7384 .
mañana me espera un pequeño road trip yo sola. es algo que siempre he querido hacer y ha llegado el día. por supuesto, lo veréis.	Tomorrow I'm taking a little road trip all by myself . It's something I've always wanted to do and the day has finally come . Of course , you'll get to see it .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - zarcort & kronno vs luis & cojo | 2 vs 2 | cs go).	I liked a video from <user> <user> (zarcort & kronno vs luis & lame | 2 vs 2 | cs go).
dale like si has hecho esto en la primera cita	give a like if you've done this on a first date
<user> overtime plus usaste 2 celebrities, pero te la doy, ganaste	<user> you used 2 celebrities , but i'll give it to you , you won .
diooooohhhh! que <user> ha hecho un video de los youtubers mas sexys y no considera que yo soy cerci!!!  yo te quería town!	diooooohhhh! that <user> has made a video of the most sexy youtubers and doesn't consider that i am cerci !!! i liked you town !
en serio!! q una calienta me iva a pagar con la borders rewards...	seriously!! that a bitch was gonna pay me with borders rewards...
comienza la mejor semana del año y no es por black fridays...	It begins the best week of the year and it's not because of Black Fridays ...
<user>: i feel off my bed   jaja la nena	<user>: I fell off my bed jajaha the little girl .
<user> <user> -softball -desde babies jaja -chulería -soccer juntas	<user> <user> — softball since babyhood haha — showing off together —  soccer together
<user> is incomplete un season entero	<user> is missing an entire season.
si todas mis noches son como la de ayer... i ain't leaving	If all my nights are like the one yesterday... I'm not leaving.
<user> pero pero yo no dije que es un big deal solo que cumplo años, mano.	<user> but I didn't say it's a big deal , I'm just saying I'm having a birthday , dude .
voy pal cabron all nighter	I'm going to the damn all-nighter.
<user> te voy a mandar un voice, wait for it	<user> I'll send you a voice message, wait for it.
gracias por confiar en mi una vez mas <user>. mil thanks <user> i owe you both!	Thanks for trusting me once again <user>. Thousand thanks <user>, I owe you both!
<user> this shit is psycho af. yo ahí mismo le pongo una orden de restricción	<user> This shit is psycho af. I'll put a restraining order on him right now.
nuevas registraciones para tus niñas, en imagen modeling by la gatita. solo registrate y me comunico …	New sign ups for your girls at Imagen Modeling by la gatita . Just register and I'll get back to you ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( -   zomber girl   | kronno zomber (videoclip	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( - zomber girl | kronno zomber (video clip
<user>: jamas uses algo como la venganza, solo siéntate y espera... aquellos que te hieren, suelen destruirse entre ellos. so true!	<user>: never seek revenge, just sit back and wait ... those who hurt you are the ones who will eventually destroy each other. So true!
fall trend report <user> <user> gracias por el apoyo.	Fall trend report <user> <user> thank you for the support.
until dawn terminado. tremendísimo. ahora sólo quiero volver a jugar con distintas opciones. y así hasta el fin de los tiempos.	until dawn done . Tremendous . Now i just want to play it again with different choices . And on and on until the end of times .
<user>: <user> nena cállate y ámame definition of tough love jajajaja i love you nigga alwayss	<user>: <user> shut up and love me definition of tough love jajajaja i love you nigga forever
diablo ya mi birthday weekend empezó, que perfecto es todo	My birthday weekend has started , everything's perfect !
me alegra que os haya encantado!! ironman vs cap. américa | rock/rapplay | kronno zomber & ner...  vía <user>	I'm glad you guys loved it !! ironman vs cap . America | rock / rap play | kronno zomber & ner... via <user>
en las pkayas de key biscayne memorial day. hobie beach. attention beaxh goers. we will …	on the beaches of key biscayne memorial day . hobie beach . attention beachgoers , we will …
comenzando la semana con nuevos outfits. blusa emiliana karim pant collar pulseras	Starting the week with new outfits . Emiliana blouse , Karim pants , necklace , bracelets
speak now forever será el mejor album de taylor swift.	Speak now forever will be the best Taylor Swift album ever .
creo que no haré nada hoy. sad life.	I think I won't be doing anything today . sad life .
ready to shop? lista para ir de compras?! aprovecha este fin de semana! feliz feriado para todas!!	Ready to shop? Let's go shopping! Enjoy this weekend! Happy holiday to you all!!
<user> let it be loca imaginate que taylor no caante mas, osea	<user> let it be crazy imagine Taylor no sing anymore , hell no
for more information on my work visit  para mas información sobre mi trabajo...	For more information on my work visit...
ella acaba de ganar tickets al grand slam! saca la foto cuando veas el billboard y participas !…	She just won tickets to the grand slam! take the pic when u see the billboard and u participate !
<user> él es el bebo yami, stop the hate.	<user> He's the bobo yami, stop the hate.
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ <user> hoy celebramos un de novela en …	<user> with repostapp. .. <user> today we celebrate a Mexican soap opera marathon …
"""by <user> """"la semana apenas comienza. gracias por la sintonía/ see you all tomorrow again !…"""	"""by <user> 'the week has just begun . thank you for tuning in / see you all again tomorrow ! ' """
esoooo baby a estrenar home theater!!!	That's gonna be so cool baby to premiere the home theater!!!
quizás, puede ser, a lo mejor, maybe ha sonado un poquillo del nuevo single en snapchat...	Perhaps , it might , maybe we have a little snippet of the new single on snapchat ...
nieves clasico <user> good morning familia!.....	SNOW CLASSIC <user> good morning family ! ......
se avecinan muchos level up en los vídeos de ambos canales.	There are many level ups coming in both channel's videos .
todos tenemos in niño aun dentro de nosotros. ño ños we all still have …	We all still have a kid inside of us . ño ños
you you!! se os hecha de menos por malaga city cabesas! <user> <user> <user>!	You you !! Miss you guys in Malaga city ! <user> <user> <user> !
tu día está llegando mami! ya estamos listas para celebrarte! new arrivals! colección pasada en descuento!	Your day is coming, momma! We're ready to celebrate you! New arrivals! Past collection on discount!
no voy a estar feliz hasta que jane y rafael esten juntos en jane the virgin	I won't be happy until Jane and Rafael get together on Jane the Virgin.
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ de gala para los  gracias <user> y …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ All dolled up for los <event>  thank you <user> ...
<user> se acabo daylight savings so por eso esta todo fucked up	<user> daylight savings is over so that's why everything's fucked up
pero q <user> mas sexy!!! omg t ves tan bello!!! love u	But what a <user> hottie!!! omg you look so handsome!!! Love u
happy to announce my next big styling job client little princess treviño escamilla!! feliz de …	Happy to announce my next big styling job client little princess Treviño!
the world just away when you kiss me..  chrochet vine blouse disponible en salhua.	The world just fades away when you kiss me.. Crochet vine blouse available at Salhua's.
dormí toda la tarde, pero fue como si na ', so tired	I slept all afternoon , but it was like nothing , so tired .
happy birthday <user> que dios te llene de bendiciones.....	Happy birthday <user> may God shower you with blessings ...
panty panty panty pa pa panty	Skirt skirt skirt  pa pa  skirt
<user> lo voy a necesitar., no estoy tan grave como estabas pero close enough jajaja.. no se como voy a dormir!	<user> I'm gonna need it . Not as bad as you were but close enough haha . Don't know how I'll sleep !
confía en tí confía en tus capacidades confía en tus instintos confía!! happy day!	Trust in yourself trust your capabilities trust your instincts trust ! Have a happy day !
salí de química orgánica for eveeeer	I'm done with organic chemistry forever
metedle bulla al señor <user>  es el quien me está haciendo la base de the last of us! ajajaj eso si le está quedando de 10!  ️	Bug the heck out of Mr . <user> , he 's the one making the The Last of Us base ! haha it 's turning out amazing ! ️
me he despertado hater pero se me ha pasado con unas muy buenas noticias. get hyped porque se vienen cosas increíbles.	I've woken up a bit hater-ish, but some really good news have cheered me up . Get excited because amazing things are coming !
<user> <user> o hacemos roadtrip pa 'crash	<user> <user> let's do a roadtrip to crash
<user> <user> love you hunny. tenemos que salir las tres juntas pls! miss you.	<user> <user> love you hunny . we really need to go out together soon pls ! miss you !
pero for sure marzo me ira bien:)	but for sure March will be good to me:)
off lease only “la gatita deals of the week ”	"""Off lease only the weekly deals"""
<user> ah bueno en ese sentido si.. son los top criminals of the world... ponle a bush y y saddam husein	<user> ah bueno in that sense yes .. they're the top criminals of the world ... let's put bush and saddam hussein
<user> tómate el té english breakfast con un pelín de leche. te activa que da gusto.	<user> Have the English breakfast tea with a little milk . It's a real pick-me-up .
test post from team la gatita - 85	test post from team the little kitten - 85
<user> that sucks! con el mega susto de que en cualquier momento te puedes quedar q horror!!! no hay ninguna gasolinera donde estas?!	<user> that sucks! with the mega scare that at any moment you can run out of gas q horror !!! isn't there any gas station near you ?!
park team lucha contra el cancer del seno... elzol1067fm	Park team fights against breast cancer... elzol1067fm
<user>: anda el carajo soy ginger welcome... jajajaja	<user>: Go to hell , I'm ginger welcome ... hahaha
<user> <user> hahaha las dos son pautosas bye	<user> <user> both of you are so shy haha bye
friday night out  listos estos accesorios y más!	Friday night out  These accessories are ready and more!
se acabo hell week	It's finally over, hell week!
una mujer libre disfruta de los colores flower print	a free woman enjoys the colors flower print
muchos de mis tweets tienen 0 sense for u mortals	Many of my tweets make 0 sense for you mortals.
country shirts  las camisas a cuadros de algodón son una opción informal y trendy! pedidos al 096.880.7384	Country shirts Checkered cotton shirts are a casual and trendy option ! Orders at 096 . 880 . 7384
a tus niñas les gusts el mundo del modelaje? registralas en imagen modeling by la …	Do your girls enjoy the world of modeling ? Register them at Imagen Modeling by La ...
haciendome pana con las de la cocina; todas son latinas... go figure	Making friends with the kitchen staff; they're all Latinas . Can you figure that out ?
os juro que no entiendo por qué mi apple watch me llama culo.	I swear I don't understand why my apple watch calls me ass.
rey hola. no te veo (<user> live on	King hello . Not seeing you (<user> live on ) .
<user> yess. thank you baby!! igual a ti! sé que lo vas a matar	<user> yess . thank you baby !! same to you ! i know you'll slay it
<user> <user> el lunesss!! vamos pa 'ocean pleaseee	<user> <user> Monday!! let's go to the ocean pleaseee
ideas for men layering for winter. utilize vestir en capas para estar …	Ideas for men layering for winter . Utilize wearing layers to keep warm ...
"""la navidad llegó y el  """"christmas runway""""  empezó!!!!!"""	"Christmas came and the ""Christmas runway"" started!"
eres mi angel x llegar a mi vida, gracias x ti soy completa! mac air o new ipad? quiero las 2! <user> con daddy $	You're my angel for coming into my life, I'm complete because of you! Mac Air or new iPad? I want both! <user> With Daddy's money $
jaja paramorirse de la risa! como se rodó rise of the tomb raider!	jaja to die of laughter ! how was the filming of rise of the tomb raider !
<user> <user> claudia deserves an award por most creative dancer jajaja ella siempre se activa para bailar	<user> <user> claudia deserves an award for most creative dancer haha she's always down to dance
puedo llegar a casa so i can finally nap?	Can I get to house so I can finally nap?
mami me dijo que durmiera en lo que estaba la comida... i am not falling for that one again woman.	Mom told me to sleep while dinner's cooking... I'm not falling for that one again, lady.
<user> oh, wait, eran gays, pichaera	<user> oh , wait , they were gay , dickheads
alexis & fido y cultura profética en los heat latin awards	Alexis & Fido and Cultura Profética at the Heat Latin Awards.
<user> <user> hoy esta asi aqui... so happy i'm not sweating	<user> <user> today's weather here is... so nice I'm not sweating
esto de comer temprano me tiene fucked up... im so hungry	This shit of eating early has me fucked up ... I'm so hungry
<user> <user> ale era con lo de class bonding... y tambien una conv. de twitter entre nosotras jajaja	<user> <user> it was about the class bonding... and also a private twitter conversation between us haha
madre mía kronno pero que haces despierto a estas horas?, no pareces ni youtuber! ajajaj buenos días zombers!	My goodness Kronno , why are you still awake at this hour ? You don't look like a YouTuber at all ! haha Good morning , zombies !
good morning a la familia mas hermosa de todo sur de la florida como se sienten …	Good morning to the most beautiful family in the whole South Florida , how y'all doing ?
mi mamita quiere cocinar, ok toda tuya la cocina!!! yes!!!:)	My little momma wants to cook, you take care of the kitchen!!! yes!!!:)
<user> ahh ok. esta bien cool.	<user> ahh ok . that's really cool .
hoy vamo 'pal tanning session, ameeeeen	Today we're going for a tanning session, amen!
mas zombers que nunca!!! zombers gracias por todos los dibujos que me habeis hecho del canal secundario! son increibles! sois los mejores!	More zombers than ever !!! Zombers thank you so much for all the drawings you've made on the secondary channel! They're amazing! You're the best!
youtube gangster rap  | kronno zomber | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	"""YouTube gangster rap | kronno zomber | (official video clip): via <user>"""
no quiero ser el nuevo eminem, quiero ser el nuevo kronno zomber.	I don't want to be the new Eminem , I want to be the new Kronno Zomber .
<user> siempre baby!! el saludo a ti t pasaste con el spot! q aventura... jajaja love u	<user> always baby !! the greeting to you t passed with the spot ! what an adventure ... haha love u
"""<user> existe la opción de """"tap to spin again"""""""	"<user> is there an option to ""tap to spin again"" ?"
<user> <user> loca yo también jajajaja especialmente el del class bonding quejándose de que tu te rajaste la pierna por saludarla	<user> <user> crazy me too haha especially the one about class bonding who kept whining about how you split your leg greeting her
de pecho, de culo, de cara, all of the above	of chest, of ass, of face, all of the above.
y también gracias a arturito aguilar esta acá también great friend too. te manda saldos y felicitarte. <user> <user> <user>	And also thanks to Arturito Aguilar who's also here . He sends his regards and congratulations . <user> <user> <user>
se abre 3er horario en imagen modeling by la gatita, si a tu niña les gusta el modelaje regístralas …	The 3rd time slot opens up at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita . If your little girl enjoys modeling , sign her up …
<user> por fin en nuestra isla!! me baje del avion y directo a trabajar... not liked!!	<user> Finally on our island !! I got off the plane and straight to work ... not liked !!
señor, por favor no se quite la correa mientras me mira. its just awkward.	Sir, please don't take off your belt while staring at me. It's just awkward.
<user> <user> ay bendito mija, pero deja que llegues al season 6.. you gonna love ettttt	<user> <user> oh my goodness , but wait till you get to season 6 ... you're gonna love it !
leyendo y contestando algunos de vuestros comentarios en el nuevo video de left 4 dead 2!! la verdad es que me haceis pasar un buen rato eje	Reading and answering some of your comments on the new Left 4 Dead 2 video!! The truth is that you make me spend a good time haha
si la mono fuese con el font century githic ya estuviese done	If the monkey was with the font Century Githic it would already be done.
que bueno que voy a la uni a ponerme sweaters. así cubro la gordura de navidad.	"""I'm so glad I'm going back to uni to wear sweaters . That way , I can hide my holiday season fatness ."""
<user> i know babe. por eso me dio gracia	<user> I know babe . That's why I thought it was funny .
imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Image modeling by the kitty . Sign - ups .
donde estas? <user> driving to you and listining to <user>. 7	Where are you? <user> Driving to you and listening to <user>. 7
no me digas que ya empezó el feriado, demasiado increible para ser verdad!  shoulder out top	Don't tell me the long weekend has already started! That's too amazing to be true! shoulder out top
<user> thanks babe. a fuerza de hielo ando	<user> thanks babe. I'm all frosted up
nos gusta cuidar cada detalle! => blusa basic valentina azul disponible en medium y large. pedidos 096.880.7384	We like taking care of every detail! Blue Valentina basic blouse available in medium and large . Place your orders at 096 . 880 . 7384 .
ole ole... los caracoles!!! ya he terminao el video de assassins creed syndicate! ^^	Ole ole ... the snails !!! I've finished the Assassins Creed Syndicate video ! ^^
esta mañana me han ingresado, zombers  pero ya estoy mejor, no subiré nada al canal hasta que me ponga bien. sorry!	This morning I was admitted to the hospital, zombified and all, but I'm feeling much better now . I won't be uploading anything to the channel until I'm back on my feet . Sorry !
y happy bday 2 you. feliz cumple <user> <user> <user>	And happy birthday to you . Happy birthday <user> <user> <user> .
hoy a las 20h se estrena algo muy especial en el canal... el videoclip. hype hype hype!!!	Today at 8pm something very special is premiering on the channel ... the music video . hype hype hype ! ! !
men style y este duo siempre a la moda y bien guapos en mis manos hacen mi trabajo facil. <user> …	men style and this duo are always fashionable and handsome in my hands , they make my job easy . <user> ...
i swear que yo la paso bien hablando mierdas en un parking.	I swear I have a good time talking bullshit in a parking lot.
cuando te piden hacer un freestyle en un barco con el beatboxer mas loco que hay!! <user> momentos epic!	when they ask you to freestyle on a boat with the craziest beatboxer around!! <user> epic moments!
canciones que uno escucha y dice what?????? lol buenos días fsmilia.	Songs that make you go what?????? lol good morning family.
nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita. registrate para una cita en	New courses at Imagen Modeling by la gatita . Sign up for an appointment now
queremos premiarte por ser parte de salhua clothing! para ganarte tu gift card de $70.00 sólo debes …	We want to reward you for being part of Salhua Clothing! To win your $70 gift card , just ...
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - zombies y vampiros! | especial halloween |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - Zombies and Vampires! | Halloween Special |
si! eso significa que habrá una canción que hable de vosotros zombers! será vuestra canción! ^^ pero primero zomber girl! :d	Yes! That means there will be a song about you zombers ! It will be your song ! ^^ But first zombie girl ! :D
<user> nada como nuestro hogar! love u	<user> Nothing like our home! love u
parents lounge solo podrá ser pagado en efectivo pr está cabrón. participando en la economía subterranea.	Parents lounge can only be paid in cash which is participating in the underground economy.
"""y en vez de llorar porque tu y tus """"panas"""" se van a diferentes universidades, asegura que mantengan comunicacion and all will be fine"""	"""And instead of crying because you and your squad are going to different universities , make sure you keep in touch and all will be fine"""
<user> sorry un poquito drunk....	<user> sorry a little drunk...
¡queda poquito para llegar a ser número uno en itunes! vamo, vamo, let's go.	We're so close to being number one on iTunes ! Let's go , let's go !
good morning!!!! premio premios y con energía	Good morning!!!! Prizes and awards with energy!
part of the <user> team <user> aka la producción y <user> aka el paranoico	part of the <user> team <user> aka the production and <user> aka the paranoid one
<user> bright side: ya mismo cumplesss	<user> the bright side is that you're about to have a birthday soon!
fuck naps yo quiero hibernar como un oso	fuck naps i want to hibernate like a bear
yo necesito happy pills para estos momentos de mi vida	I need happy pills for these moments in my life
overwatch no... overload por lo que veo jajajja	Overwatch no... overload from what I can see haha
“<user>: tan bella mi súper stylist friend. me vas a hacer falta! pásala súper! eres un angelito <user> ” tqm	“<user>: so beautiful my super stylish friend . You will be missed ! Have a great time ! You're a little angel <user> ” love you so much !
<user> mi struggle para el prom	<user> my struggle for the prom
zombers <user> está haciendo todo lo posible para que podáis continuar con las descargas! craks! ^^ ya hemos superado las 100.000!	Zombers <user> is doing his best so that you can keep downloading! Craks! ^^ We've surpassed 100,000 downloads already!
ya podéis descargar batman arkham con buena calidad zombers (videoclip oficial)  vía <user>	You can now download Batman Arkham high quality zombies (official video clip) via <user> .
y nuevo avatar turn down for what	and new avatar what's the phrase for turning down?
con ganas de waffle house	Craving some waffle house
estoy pa un movie night	I'm down for a movie night
no sé por qué he construido así la frase, la verdad. no hacer caso ser jet lag.	I don't know why I've constructed the sentence that way , it's probably the jet lag , ignore it .
cuando estoy bien active pa'l roadtrip y los panas no:	When I'm ready for the roadtrip and my peoples ain't:
<user> si mano. estas en ley. yo iré a las 10 or so a coger los labs y regreso a dormir	<user> yeah man , I'm good . I'll go around 10 to pick up the labs and then come back to sleep .
america sierra sobre el red carpet: diseñadora joyas <user> cartera …	"on the red carpet , America Sierra said: ""<user> jewelry , bag ..."""
la gatita beack party este lunes	The little kitty is having a beach party this Monday.
feliz sábado! a disfrutar! family day!	Happy Saturday! Let's enjoy! Family day!
no, no, nooooooooo. no estoy ready para que grey's me rompa el corazon una vez mas.	no , no , nooooooooo . no i'm not ready for grey's to break my heart again .
desayuno de quiznos y pal gate! esperamos tener suerte hoy... spirit es una shit!! jamas vuelvo a utilizar esa línea!!	Breakfast at Quiznos and off we go! We hope we have luck today ... Spirit is a piece of shit ! Never again will I use that airline !
fashion y súper trendy los looks de <user> <user> <user> anoche en el evento de …	The fashion and super trendy outfits last night at the event by <user> <user> <user> .
este le tira a todas. bye, los fuckboys me dan asquito	He hits on every girl . Fuckboys disgust me . BYE !
en esos días que la plancha y el blower no a pasado por tu cabello!!!!! lol	Those are the days when the straightener and blow dryer haven't gone near your hair!!!! lol
carnaval party ️ encuentra tu outfit playero perfecto en salhua	carnival party ️ find your perfect beach outfit at salhua
<user> tell me st new  y es marista guaynabo solitooooo jajajajaja nada de bayamon	<user> tell me st new and is it in guaynabo aloneeee haha no bayamon
"""¡¡nuevo vídeo!! is back con un vídeo peculiar... """"vivir como un dinosaurio"""""""	"""New video !! is back with a quirky video ... ""Living like a dinosaur """""""
<user> jajajaja sounds about right pa antes de tu cumple	<user> haha sounds about right before your birthday
sorry pero el video lo tuve que poner en privado, me ha vuelto a saltar otro copy y me tendre que poner serio porque asi no hay forma...	Sorry but I had to make the video private , another copy has surfaced and I will have to take a tougher stance because this is getting out of hand ...
súper bday al amigo y compañero de viajes más cool que he tenido. el súper jet setter mi ernie …	super bday to the coolest friend and travel buddy I've had . The super jet setter my ernie ...
que aprendiste hoy en tus clases de modelaje? en imagen modeling by la gatita un sábado muy …	What did you learn today in your modelling classes ? At Image Modeling by La Gatita , a very ...
<user> why do i feel que esto es para mi?	<user> why do I feel like this is about me?
¡ya estamos en el arctic sunrise a punto de zarpar! ay dio mio. a las 18 tenéis vlog.  @ …	We're already on the Arctic Sunrise , setting sail soon ! Oh my God . Vlog at 6 pm . @ ...
y si os digo que ya está terminado todo el audio de zomber girl??  ️ zg4e   ️	And what if I told you that all the audio for Zomber Girl is already finished ?? ️ ZG4E ️
ninelconde with repostapp. ・・・ <user> gracias por este look que use en …	ninelconde with repostapp. .. <user> thank you for this look I wore to ...
“<user>: quien baila contigo bajo la lluvia... caminara contigo aun bajo la tormenta. ” very true!!	“<user>: who dances with you in the rain ... will walk with you even in the storm .” very true !!
ya no hay gymnastics ya no tengo excusa para picharle al gym -. -	there's no more gymnastics , i have no excuse to drop by the gym anymore .
my new sounds: parodia yo bebere  on	my new sounds: parody i will drink
con esto me despido zombers! buenas noches! ^^ f*ck fame | kronno zomber  vía <user>	With this I bid farewell, zombers! Good night! ^^ f*ck fame | <user> via kronno zomber.
lo mejor fue llegar a las 9am conseguir parking relax ver todo, beber relax a comer y pa casita a poner nuestras artesanías! <user>	The best part was getting there at 9am , finding parking , being able to leisurely see everything , eat , and head home to put out our crafts <user> !
día productivo de mucho trabajo... bienvenida hermosa a imagen modeling by la gatita. registra a …	A productive day of hard work ... Welcome beautiful to imagen modeling by the kitty . Register at ...
es todo un honor hacer la canción de youtubers life con una instrumental producida por el grandisimo <user>!!	It's a great honor to make the song YouTubers Life with an instrumental produced by the great <user> !
<user>: <user> i know boo, me too where have youuuuuu been? (8) te quiero ver babe	<user>: <user> i know boo, me too where have youuuuuu been? (8) I want to see you babe.
and so in love with my pictures!! enamoradisima de mis fotos y de mi esposo mas!!! jesusfoto …	And so in love with my pictures!! So in love with my husband too!!! jesusfoto ...
ninelconde with repostapp. ・・・ gracias <user> vestido de …	ninelconde with repostapp . .. . thank you <user> dress from ...
“<user>: gracias por este vestido hermoso del diseñador <user>...  ” style by <user> bella!	“<user>: thank you for this beautiful designer dress ...” style by <user> gorgeous!
<user> jajajajajajajaja ese es el de ice age	<user> hahahahahaha that's the one from Ice Age
look out weekend here i go! we are open => urdesa central circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.	Look out weekend here I go! We are open => South Central Circunvalación 723 and Guayacanes.
feliz viernes a todos! happy friday everyone!!!	Happy Friday to you all!
el señor de los anillos! | tnt run | minecraft:  vía <user>	The Lord of the Rings! | TNT run | Minecraft: via <user>
<user> jajajajaj i know.. cuando no? i love youuuu	<user> jajajajaj I know... when isn't it the case though? I love youuuu
“<user>: nos vemos al rato <user> <user> <user> ” yeahhhhh my fab group y <user> call me estaba napping	“<user>: see you later <user> <user> <user>” yeahhhhh my fab group and <user> call me was napping.
felicidades a mis dos amores. gran amigo <user> y a mi súper forever friend y cliente incondicional <user> winners!!!	Congratulations to my two loves . Great friend <user> and my super forever friend and unconditional client <user> winners !!!
shake it off baby  palm leave crop top -> disponible en nuestra tienda. s a l h u a	Shake it off baby, palm leave crop top -> available in our store.
office time... y lista para el after office también!!! low top tunic white blouse pidela al 096.880.7384	Office time... and ready for the after office too! Flowy oversized white shirt, call 096.880.7384 to order yours!
no conoces a ryan reynolds si no lo haz visto en just friends	You haven't seen Ryan Reynolds if you haven't seen him in Just Friends
trabajando en el nuevo tema junto a <user>! the division! menuda bomba zombers! increible! apoyadle porque se lo merece!:)	Working on the new track together with <user>! the division! What a zombie bomb! Incredible! Support him , he deserves it :)
y sí, me lo he hecho yo misma. fuck it.	and yes , I did it myself . Fuck it .
con el partner me he comprado mi coche... en el rocket league... thug life!	My partner and I bought my car ... in the rocket league ... thug life!
good morning ready para mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita. regístrate en	Good morning! Ready for my girls at Imagen Modeling by the kitty cat. Sign up now!
tengo como 4 risas diferentes, ninguna de ellas es cute tho	I have like 4 different laughs , none of them are cute though .
sangria con bacardi ice tea q rico	Sangria with bacardi ice tea so tasty
entrar a una tienda y que el background music sea bachata... fuck this i'm outttt	Walking into a store with bachata blasting as background music ... fuck this I'm outta here!
siento tanto orgullo por mis chicas imagen modeling by la gatita	I feel so much pride for my girls at Imagen Modeling by the little kitty
<user> jajajaja viste y no es ni por ella, es por las blue ladies como tal.. so reza por tu guagua	<user> hahahah did you see , it's not even for her , it's for the blue ladies per se ... so pray for your baby
my new sounds: ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber  on	my new sounds: you see | nery godoy & kronno zomber  on
lista para pasar estas fiestas en la playa!!!!!!  adquiere tu denim dress en	Ready to spend these holidays at the beach!!!! Acquire your denim dress at...
fun fact: mi mochila is nowhere to be found soooo mañana iré con un lápiz y cuida'u	Fun fact: My backpack is nowhere to be found sooooo tomorrow I'll go with a pencil and watch out .
<user> hahaha te quedó de show	<user> That turned out awesome!
director de star wars hace soñar a los fanáticos: “vamos a darles algo grandioso ”	"Star Wars director makes fans dream: ""We're going to give them something awesome."""
el struggle entre pararme y ir a desayunar vs. quedarme en la cama	The struggle between getting up and going for breakfast vs. staying in bed
la mejor cosa que se han inventado by far: seat warmer or butt warmers en los carros	The best thing that has been invented so far: seat/butt warmers in cars
así como cuando tienes ganas de ser tu misma! <<--- long cotton shirt - turquoise collar -- -> >>	That one time you just wanna be yourself!
<user> en madrid ayer hubo accidente en gran via... con un muerto... wtf is happening	<user> there was an accident yesterday in Madrid on Gran Via... with one death... what the fuck is going on
time to have fun and take out the fur and over size coats!!! a divertirte con piezas de peluche y …	Time to have fun and take out the stuffed toys and ...
lo primero que haré cuando llegue a mayagüez es ir a happy bowls	The first thing I'll do when I get to Mayagüez is go to happy bowls
ya perdí la cuenta de cuantas personas han matado en scream queens	I've already lost count of how many people have been killed in Scream Queens.
tengo un love/hate relationship con mi pelo.	I have a love/hate relationship with my hair.
found te vas a caer de la nube by grupo mania with.	You're going to find yourself out of the clouds , courtesy of Grupo Mania .
<user> le diste like y desps unlike	<user> did you give a like and then an unlike?
feliz inicio de semana a todas! para hoy: look relajado con unos pants frescos y una blusa de capas!!	Happy start of the week everyone ! For today : a relaxed look with fresh pants and a layered blouse !!
<user> si? uff perfect. gracias!!	<user> yeah ? damn perfect . thank you !!
hoy es national selfie day. a day made for me.	Today is National Selfie Day. A day made for me.
omg *.*!! chica gamer - ya ha llegado a los 5 millones de reproducciones!!  muero!  ️ z4e  ️	omg *.* !! gamer girl - just hit 5 million streams !! i'm dying ! ️ z4e ️
my friday nights have totally changed and i am completely happy. mis noches de viernes han …	My Friday nights have completely changed and I'm so content.
<user>: necesito mas noches como ayer  y la anterior y la otra and so on.	<user>: I need more nights like last night , the night before and the night before that and so on .
love  ️ enjoy a blessed sunday!! disfruta de un domingo bendecido!!	Love enjoying a blessed Sunday!! Have a blessed day!!
hoy me toca el ice bath...	today I have to do the ice bath ...
is time to look perfect!!! falda irina blusa beige	It's time to look perfect!!! Irina skirt beige blouse
<user> estoy looking for someone  sigues en clases?	<user> I'm looking for someone are you still in classes ?
"""he estado 3 años trabajando en un album, en los videoclips, en cada detalle para que sea perfecto """"yo soy un rap player"""" | próximamente  ️"""	"I've been working for 3 years on an album , on the music videos , on every detail to make it perfect ""I am a rap player"" | coming soon ."
<user> ven visitame! im lonely	<user> Come visit me ! I'm lonely .
la unica cosa que me encojona de los iphones es q los dejas caer de 8 pies no le pasa na, si se te cae a una de. 000001 cm se te jode to	The only thing I hate about iPhones is that if you drop them from 8 feet nothing happens , but drop them . 000001 cm too short and they break completely .
le puse a mami ayer life of pablo y no lo supo apreciar	I played mom Life of Pablo yesterday and she didn't appreciate it.
ayer soñé que me habían llegado los resultados del college, what the fuuuuck?	I dreamed that I had gotten my college results what the fuuuuck ?
<user> <user> hay 1 solo carril en dirección al túnel justo después d rooms to go detrás d plaza, por eso el tapón	<user> <user> There's only one lane heading towards the tunnel just after rooms to go , behind the plaza , that's why the traffic jam .
mi prima es una pendeja, cuando no tiene con quien janguiar in between clases me obliga a que la invite a casa	My cousin is a silly girl. When she has no one to hang out with in between classes , she forces me to invite her over to my place.
<user> aquí es lo mismo durante los spring breaks	<user> it's the same around here during the spring breaks
<user> hahaha trueee same here. pero al menos estando acá tenemos mas time pa estar con los panas jeje	<user> hahaha trueee same here . But at least we're here , we have more time to hang out with our friends haha
"""estar cantando en tu cuarto y que una tipa paseando su perro alfrente de tu casa diga: """"¿qué es ese ruido?""""... excuse you"""	"""Being singing in your room and a lady walking her dog in front of your house says: 'What's that noise?'... excuse you"""
no me fui over jajaja yo no me voy over	I didn't go over there haha I'm not gonna go over there
<user> apple, bacardi white graped y una sangría gasolina good times with my hubby <user>	<user> apple , Bacardi white grapes and a gasoline sangria good times with my husband <user>
accepted y presidential scholarship! d i m e l o! familia de llorones! :d	accepted and presidential scholarship! f u c k y e a h ! family of crybabies! :D
ya está terminado el videoclip de fuck fame!!! ^^ si os portáis bien el sábado lo subo! :p buenas noches zombers! :d	The videoclip of fuck fame is done!!! ^^ If you're all good kids I'll upload it on Saturday! :p Good night zombers! :d
yo: me he estado levantando temprano esta semana. gigi: paola, it's only been two days	yo: I've been waking up early this week . gigi: Paola , it's only been two days .
¿pero y esta gente tan sensible? god, le dicen algo y ya están con el lloriqueo, chill, niggas	But why are these people so sensitive ? God , say something to them and they start whining , chill , folks .
tranki yo me doble el tobillo tres días antes de mi prom y tuve que ir en flats jajajja	Don't worry , I sprained my ankle three days before my prom and had to wear flats haha .
ok, acabo de ver que ayer no se subió el vlog. maravilloso, perfecto, fantástico. lo tenéis hoy a las 18h, que es el de la gala de los ema!	Ok , I just realized the vlog wasn't uploaded yesterday . Great , awesome , fantastic . You guys have today's at 6 pm , it's the one from the ema awards !
ven a buscar tu arbolito, si no te lo ganastes, te puedes registrar y ganarlo aqui.. 107 avenida y la bird road..	Come get your little tree, if you didn't win it, you can register and win it here .. 107 avenue and Bird Road .
so many colors to enjoy life  agregale colores vibrantes a tu outfit y dile adiós a lo cotidiano	So many vibrant colors to enjoy life, add some bright colors to your outfit and say goodbye to the mundane.
<user> miss you. cuando nos vemos? avísame cuando estas acá y nos tomamos un te con <user> urge	<user> miss you . when do we meet ? let me know when you're here and we'll have tea with <user> soon
relax en la beach con <user>	Chilling on the beach with <user>
“<user>: gracias a <user> que cada semana me busca cositas bonitas! <user>: <user> love your dress! /un gusto	"“<user>: thank you <user> for getting me cute little things every week! <user>: <user> love your dress!"""
y como por vez numero 20... a ver friends again	And for the 20th time... let's watch Friends again.
<user> hoy tu me causaste un ataque al corazón! i love you lil bitchh	<user> today you gave me a heart attack! i love you lil bitchh
first -- > una selfieeeee  y luego ok i'm ready!! salhua is open 11:00 a 19:00	A selfie and then I'm ready!! Salhua is open from 11:00 to 19:00!
acabo de oir life of pablo... y está cabrón	I just heard Life of Pablo... it's dope as fuck!
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ de dar lo mejor depende de ti.. somos muchos …	<user> with repostapp. [...] It's up to you to give the best... We are many...
spring break se fue como caprisun.	Spring break flew by like a caprisun.
happy bday!!!!!!!! muchos años de salud... union y comprension....	Happy bday!!!!!!!! Many years of health ... unity and understanding ...
menos mal que tengo al loco de <user> para arreglarme el orde! si no estaría in the ruina jaja ️	Thank goodness I have the crazy <user> to fix my computer ! Otherwise I'd be ruined haha 😂
feliz día de las madres a la luz de mis ojos  love you mom	Happy Mother's Day to the light of my eyes. Love you mom.
bueno amiga, te felicito. conseguiste lo que estuviste buscando por mucho tiempo. good luck. jajajajajajjaja. you gonna need it.	"""Well my friend, congratulations on getting what you've been searching for a long time . Good luck . hahahaha . You're gonna need it ."""
<user>: american university class of 2018  mi meta   ️ felicidades andre dre! proud of you! love youuu:)	<user>: American University class of 2018 my goal ️ congratulations Andre Dre! Proud of you! Love youuu:)
<user> lo que dijiste? for sure	<user> What did you say ? For sure .
a ver al deadmous5 con mi esposo <user>!!! party hasta bajo! el party comeno en casa!!!	I'm going to see deadmous5 with my husband <user> !!! Party til dawn! The party starts at home!!!
buenos dias zombers!!! ya somos mas de 100k en instagram!!  omg!  ️	Good morning zombers !!! We're over 100k on Instagram !! omg ! 🧟🔥
el que me pida matrimonio con un cabron dance off y la cancion de bruno mars, el no va.	The one who proposes to me with a damn dance and the Bruno Mars song , he's out .
comenzar un domingo relajado usando una denim shirt we are open hoy abrimos …	Start a chill Sunday by wearing a denim shirt we are open today …
<user> <user> cuándo tendremos otro sleepover? i am in desperate need of one.	<user> <user> when will we have another sleepover ? I'm desperate for one .
ayer hice las mejores compras ever!! 8 piezas y pague $22 con todo y el ivu!! busca el sticker azul!!!	Yesterday I made the best purchases ever !! Eight pieces and I paid only $22 with tax ! Look for the blue sticker !
cuando estas fast walking pq estas tarde para una clase y te vas de boca..	when you're fast walking because you're late for a class and you trip .
lista para el feriado!!? de vuelta nuestros ••• dots shorts ••• los pidieron y hoy tenemos nuevas …	Ready for the holiday!! Back our ••• dot shorts ••• you asked for them and we have new ones in today…
mis alumnas imagen modeling by la gatita.. registralas en	My students image modeling by the gatita .. sign them up at
family pic con los abuelos y todos parecemos qie estamos arrebatados... jajaja que bellos:)	Family pic with the grandparents and we all look like we're about to snap ... haha so beautiful :)
estoy aprovechando el tiempo que me queda sin sobrina para hablar malo todo lo que quiera. a la que llegue la beba no more cursing.	I'm taking this time to swear as much as I want before my niece arrives . Once the baby's here , no more cursing .
le da favorite pero me pichea... people these days are useless	They give it a favorite but they don't even say it ... people these days are good for nothing.
<user> jajajajajja ey ey la que dijo rata fue ashley i just agreed	<user> hahahaha it was Ashley who said rat I just agreed
la primavera ya llego! a usar colores neones y llamativos ambos sexos spring time! use bold and colorful pants!	Spring has sprung! Time for both genders to wear bold and eye-popping colours!
<user> ese es su signature style no piede	<user> that's his signature style can't top it
<user> i want thatt, para enmarcarla	<user> I want that one , to frame it
<user> jajajaj voy a pedir el mic para dar in speech para hacer te llorar like a slut in church... te jodiste!	<user> haha I'm going to grab the mic to give a speech that'll make you cry like a slut in church... you're done for!
happy monday  jumpsuit único estampado azul	Happy blue Monday, unique jumpsuit print!
violet blouse porque amamos el moradooo !	Violet blouse because we love the purple so much!
puej mano, cavs jugaron pa ganar jaja what shu gonna do	Well dude , the Cavs played to win haha what ya gonna do .
<user> me dio writers block en la 6...	<user> I got writer's block on the sixth one .
imagen modeling by la gatita	Imaging modeling by the kitty
hoy maya cumple 19  happy birthday mayonesa, espero que la pases super duper en tu examen de cont …	Today Maya turns 19. Happy birthday Mayonnaise, I hope you have a super duper day at your accountancy exam.
my nigga is 18!!! happy birthday bae!! ya eres legal!!! mañana la vamos a pasar cabron! te amo muchisimo! vamo a bebel!	my nigga is 18!!! happy birthday babe!! you're finally legal!!! tomorrow we're gonna have so much fun! i love you so much! let's drink!
<user>: no estoy acostumbrado a mi mama tener relationship problems. too used to her being single i guess. x2	<user>: I'm not accustomed to my mom having relationship issues . I guess I'm too used to her being single . x2
never give up!!  blusa $24.70 disponible para envíos * tiempo de envío: llega al día siguiente.	Never give up !!  Top $ 24.70 available for shipments * Delivery time: next day arrival .
feliz sábado, a trabajar y ver mis niñas imagen modeling by la gatita.	Happy Saturday , off to work and see my girls at imagen modeling by the kitty .
"""<user>: a female cock block """"is referred to as a"""" clam jam. """"""""jajajaj aah pues bien"""	<user>: a female cock block is referred to as a man-jam. haha that's so funny
este nap estuvo de show	this nap was lit
<user>: <user> happy bday linda!! pasala cabron!!! que lenda graciass:)	<user>: <user> happy bday gorgeous !! have a blast!!! what a legend thanks:)
todavia tengo arena en los oidos... how is this possible?	Still have sand in my ears . How is this possible?
terminando nuestros días de promo! aprovecha las últimas prendas de nuestra colección pasada todas on sale!	Ending our days of promo! Grab the last pieces from our old collection, as they're all on sale!
black and beige. a la tendencia ya de lo que viene esta primavera. vestido en encaje negro con crema …	Black and beige, following the trend for the upcoming spring. Black lace dress with cream...
<user> <user> -el negrito lindo -patillas -campo y cabras -good times -presi	<user> <user> -- the cute black guy - sideburns - field and goats - good times - prez
mañana sale mi single phantom limb	My single phantom limb comes out tomorrow.
me encanta!!!!! estar con mi hija susanlee40 tirada en su cama, girls talk.. .…	I love being with my daughter Susanlee40 , chilling on her bed , having girl talk .
mi partner in stylecrime come baby! see u in ny in april “<user>: <user> miss you mija!!! besos!! i need to go to miami!;) ”	"my partner in style crime come baby ! see you in ny in april ""<user>: <user> miss you so much !!! kisses !! i need to go to miami ! ;)"""
that's so raven era lo mejor, puñeta.	That's the shit, damn it.
<user> <user> anda pal loca me cagué y to, mi cookie está safe and sound	<user> <user> come on , I fucked up big time , my cookie's in safe hands .
jajajajaja el senior prank de este año quedo pal de cabron	hahahaha this year's senior prank was lit af
it's funny tho 'porque es lo mismo de nuevo	It's funny though because it's the same thing all over again.
best mom fit ever! mamá más guapa que nunca...  desde hoy nuestro horario es de 10:00 …	Best mom fit ever! Mom's looking hotter than ever ... Our opening hours from now on are 10:00 ...
buen touch down de parte de chile -mimunequita73	good touchdown from Chile -mimunequita73
<user> tengo mixed feelings y todo	<user> I have mixed feelings about everything
celebrando weekend con amistades por que todo no puede ser trabajo. work hard play harder	Celebrating the weekend with friends because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
good morning ya lista con la cosas super fashion y muy elegante como siempre de horaciopalencia …	Good morning already ready with the super fashion things and very elegant as always from horaciopalencia ...
<user> jodia cizañera, era just saying	<user> damn backbiting gossiper , it was just saying
<user> hahahaha es que hay fogueo y vine a apoyar a nuestro team! no seas pendeja y ven acaaaaa	<user> hahahaha it's a scrimmage and I came to support our team ! Don't be a dumbass and get your ass over here !
omg!! 10 millones!! chica gamer - kronno zomber muchas gracias! ^^   ️	omg! 10 million !! <user> - Kronno Zomber thank you so much ! ^^ ️
black & white dress  ️ más hermosa imposible!  urdesa circunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes.  por hoy 10:00 a 20:00	Black & white dress 💕 more beautiful impossible ! Located at urdesa circunvalación sur 723 and guayacanes . Open today from 10 : 00 to 20 : 00 .
mirad que regalitos zomber me han dado los fans!  son terrorificamente lindos! me habeis infectado, gracias!  ^^	Look at the zombie presents fans gave me! They're terrifyingly adorable! You've infected me, thank you! ^^
ese mini heart attack que te da cuando por poco se te cae el teléfono en la cara.	That mini heart attack when your phone almost falls on your face.
“<user>: <user> <user> <user> que lindas omg ” thank you adri	“<user>: <user> <user> <user> how beautiful omg ” thank you adri
necesito un 72 en el examen final de orgánica para quedarme en la b. jesus christ help me.	I need a 72 on the final exam in organic to stay in the B. Jesus Christ, help me.
weekend largo, weekend de despejar la mente full	Long weekend , a weekend to clear my mind out full .
veo muchas dudas, a ver zombers en fuck fame digo que los haters buscan colgarse de mi fama no vosotros... vosotros sois los mejores! ️  ️	I see a lot of doubts , let's see , my zombers , haters just want to fuck fame , hang on my fame , not you ... you are the best ! 💯💯
arcade mode en white tile me causa dolor en el pecho jaaja cosa mas adictiva	Arcade mode in White Tile gives me chest pain haha most addictive thing ever!
no hay vlog hasta el viernes pero podéis ver lo que es un día en la vida de mi hermana... es demasiado a tope omg	There's no vlog until Friday but you can see what a day in the life of my sister is like... it's too lit omg.
true love never ends it only get stronger with time  falda $19.90 collar $11.90 pulsera $4.00	True love never ends , it only gets stronger 'with time skirt $19.90 necklace $11 . 90 bracelet $4 . 00
jessicacedielnet with repostapp. ・・・ apenas llegando al hotel después de un bonito día de …	Just arriving at the hotel after a beautiful day of ...
aqui mis bellos amores style bye por mi chino en blazer y camisa, pantalon …	Here are my beautiful loves styled by my Chinese guy in a blazer and shirt , pants ...
f*ck fame | kronno zomber | especial 1 millón | parte 1 | (videoclip oficial)	f*ck fame | kronno zomber | special 1 million | part 1 | (official video)
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ gracias <user>    vestido	<user> with repostapp... thank you <user> outfit
<user> yo puedo correr.... but can u?	<user> I can run .... but can you?
fall trends makeup and fashion marykay <user>. tendencias de otoño <user> <user> gracias nenas	Fall trends makeup and fashion Marykay <user>. Autumn trends <user> <user> thank you girls.
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - me impresiono de mi mismo! | tnt run | minecraft).	I liked a video from <user> ( - impressed myself ! | tnt run | minecraft ) .
<user>: les invito a que bajen white tile, se van a poner adictivos. te odio lo baje, hoy no duermo jajajaja	<user>: I invite you to download White Tile , you will get addicted . I downloaded it , tonight's sleep is ruined jajaja
no supero the life of pablo. que album más cabrón.	I can't get over The Life of Pablo . That album is badass .
my mainnnnnnn  @ placita de santurce	my mainnnnnnn  @ Santurce's little plaza
why you go <user>?! te extrañamos :/	Why did you go, <user>?! We miss you :/
foto con la super sofia companera q no es facil veatirmos stylist a stylist. <user> loved her	Photo with the super Sofia my companion , it's not easy seeing us stylist to stylist . <user> loved her .
alguien dijo chica gamer y zomber girl?   ️ eso será sorpresa!	Did someone say gamer girl and zomber chick?  That'll be a surprise!
tienes soundcloud en caso de que tengas cual es? que te busque y me aalieron muchas cuent … — kronno zomber oficial!	Do you have a Soundcloud ? In case you do what is it ? so I can follow you and there are many accounts with your name ... -- Kronno Zomber official !
today is a good day to have f  u  n arcoiris se cinturones, disponibles ya nuestra tienda	Today is a good day to have fun rainbow belts, available now at our store.
<user> jajajaj true  maybe lo hago	<user> hahahaha true maybe I'll do it.
<user> hay envío a todo el mundo all around the world forever in the life	<user> Is there shipping available worldwide?
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - foxy vs sonic. exe | epic battle | kronno	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - foxy vs . sonic . exe | epic battle | kronno
“<user>: feliz cumpleaños <user>!!! ” gracias. yeahhh it's my bday and i can cry if i want too. jajajja tqm bestie	“<user>: happy birthday <user> !!! ” thank you . yeahhh it's my birthday and i can cry if i want to . hahahaha i love you bestie .
me encanta verme perfecta y lo hago para mí  get ready for this weekend.. …	I love looking perfect and I do it for myself to get ready for this weekend .
fuck fame tiene en estos momentos 4.286 comentarios y los 4.286 son buenos! es que es increíble la pedazo de familia zomber! ^^	Fuck fame has 4,286 comments at the moment and all 4,286 are good ! It's incredible , the great Zomber family ! ^^
una de las clases que ofrece imagen modeling by la gatita etiqueta!...	one of the classes imagen modeling offers by the kitty label !...
<user> <user> yo creo que eso va según cómo se sienta cada uno. si te sientes mal sexualizándote, no lo hagas. si bien, do it.	<user> <user> I think that depends on how everyone feels . If you feel bad about sexualizing yourself , then don't do it . But if you feel good , do it !
na ', el jevo de mi mejor amiga tratando de setearme con el hermano de ella, this is fucked up in so many ways	'Na he's the boyfriend of my best friend trying to set me up with her brother , this is fucked up in so many ways .
red red wine  red red blouse blusa roja $21.90 collar $10.00 ultimo día de envios gratis!! aprovecha la promo!!	Red red wine, red red blouse, *blouse rouge* $21.90, necklace $10.00, last day for free shipping!! Take advantage of the promo!!
madre mía estamos super one fireee!!!!  el canal se va a desbordar como sigamos así ya vamos rumbo al millón y medio!	My goodness we're super on fire!!! The channel's gonna overflow if we keep going like this we're headed to a million and a half!
en happy bowls tienen dos bocinas con músicas distintas cada una. music overload.	They have two speakers with different music on each one at happy bowls . Music overload .
<user> le diste a los suggestions de encima del keyboard, tupido	<user> did you hit the keyboard's suggestions , you numbskull ?
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - infamous second son | kronno zomber | ¿heroe o villano?	I have enjoyed a video by <user> on <user> ( - infamous second son | Kronno Zomber | Hero or Villain? )
basta que pida yo algo para que correos no lo traiga a tiempo xd si es que soy gafe de verdad!  kill me please!	It's enough that I ask for something so that the mail doesn't bring it on time xd if I'm really unlucky ! Just kill me please !
zombie girl: ¿color de ojos kronno? kronno zomber: blancos! :d	Zombie girl: What colour eyes, Kronno? Kronno Zomber: White! :D
ya ves | nery godoy & kronno zomber (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	You see / Nery Godoy & Kronno Zomber (Official Video Clip): via <user>
salhua store open!!!!  estamos en urdesa curcunvalación sur 723 y guayacanes!	The store is open ! We're located at Urdesa Circunvalación Sur 723 y Guayacanes .
rocking my new hat <user> camino a prueba de vestuario <user>	rocking my new hat <user> on my way to the fitting room <user>
a mi gente rara me da follow y unfollow y follow de nuevo pa 'que les de follow back como 80 veces. bruh tienes que parar.	My weirdo followers give me follow and unfollow and follow again so I follow them back like 80 times . Bruh , you gotta stop it .
<user> jajajajjaja yo no duermo desde que me dieron los antibioticos. i'm starting to consider it may or may not contain cocaine	<user> jajajajjaja I haven't slept since they gave me the antibiotics . I'm starting to think they may or may not contain cocaine
me sigo moldiendo los cachetes.... fatness level summer	I keep pinching my cheeks ... fatness level: summer .
titi <user> te queremos mucho!!!! thanks for always putting a smile in my face and being a …	Auntie <user> we love you so much!!!! thanks for always putting a smile on my face and being a …
si lo pienso mucho, me molesto all over again	if I think about it too much , I get upset all over again
deadpool vs spiderman | kronno zomber, cyclo & zarcort | (videoclip oficial):  vía <user>	deadpool vs spiderman | kronno zomber , cyclo & zarcort | ( official music video ): watch it on <user>
<user> <user> hahaha eres bella olvídate hahaha	<user> <user> hahaha you're beautiful forget it hahaha
mi instagram está on fire	my instagram's on fire
por fin un día free q puedo disfrutar con mi honey <user>...  ready!!! let's party!!!	Finally a free day I can enjoy with my honey <user> ... ready !!! Let's party !!!
porque cuando vengo a clase oigo a la gente hablando y me deprimo. they have their shit together. i don't.	because when I come to class and I hear people talking , I get depressed . They have their shit together , I don't .
quiero que hell week se acabe y acaba de empezar	I want hell week to end and it just started.
on fire perdón! es que tuiteo rápido y se me va de las manos!	on fire sorry! i tweet fast and it gets away from me !
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft).	I've enjoyed a <user>'s video of <user> ( - the chuck norris hacker :( | quake craft | minecraft).
la razón por la que dejo la música | yo soy un rap player | kronno zomber |:  vía <user>	the reason why i left the music | i am a rap player | kronno zomber |: via <user>
casi 10 millones de visitas ya! vamos a por los 20 m?  chica gamer - kronno zomber	Almost 10 million views already ! Let 's go for the 20 m ? Girl gamer - Kronno Zomber .
i'm so funny de verdad	I'm so funny for real
ya tengo mi prom dress	I already have my prom dress
ajajaj no me podria ir ni aunque quisiese y mas con todo el apoyo que me dais zombers!! ya somos numero 1!  ️ thanks!	haha I couldn't go even if I wanted to and especially with all the support you guys give me zombers ! We're number one ! ️ thanks !
tres exámenes mañana y nati be like aristoteles dijo que rené marqués escribió que el mínimo denominador común de 317 es heliocéntrico	three tests tomorrow and nati be like aristotle said that renee marked that the least common denominator of 317 is heliocentric
aquâmarine love  crema & splash: 20.00 pulseras: 5.00 arete: 6.00 vinchas flores: 4.00 diadema: 5.00 pedidos: 096.880.7384	Aquamarine love JEWELS: necklace $20, bracelet $5, earrings $6, flower headband $4, crowns $5. Orders: 096-880-7384.
¿que es eso de votar a justin? que veo mucha fan girl mojando bragas y no me entero xd	What's this about voting for Justin ? I see a lot of fangirls wetting their panties but I'm not getting it xd
holy shit que cosa loca	Holy shit what a crazy thing!
<user> no invitas? meme esto se acabo! im done... flipping of tables	<user> aren't you inviting me? meh, this is so done! i'm flipping the table...
“<user>: <user> aca estamos con amalia y alexandra! se te extrana loquita ” hay nenas siiii me too. hay q hacer otro siii?	“<user>: <user> Here we are with Amalia and Alexandra ! We miss you crazy one !” Yeah girls , for sure . We should do another one soon ?
my favorite of the night! <user> love it! mi favorita de la noche! <user> …	my favorite of the night! <user> love it! 'My favourite of the night!’ <user>...
comadre no tienes nada q agradecerme. soy dichosa de tenerte en mi vida y al igual q tu eres mi angelito love u amiga   <user>	You don't have anything to thank me for , my dear sister . I'm the lucky one to have you in my life , just as you're my little angel . Love you , friend <user>
"""mami: """"en vez de freshmen 15 vas a engordar los freshmen 50..."""" mi madre siempre tan sincera ella -. -"""	"""mami: 'instead of freshmen 15 you will gain the freshmen 50 ...' my mom always so honest she -. -"""
<user> cambio gatos por gata y doritos por café y same here	<user> I exchange boyfriends for girlfriend and Doritos for coffee, same here
sweet & love  gypsy summer  blusa con escote en v en espalda	Sweet & love gypsy summer v-neck blouse.
<user> ahhh es que yo no veo got  pero megan es mi girl cruush jajajaj	<user> ahhh i don't watch got but megan is my girl cruush haha
el vlog de hoy: último show en chile	Today's vlog: last show in Chile
gracias a las madres que fueron con sus niñas al primer open house 2016. imagen modeling by la …	Thanks to the mothers who went with their little girls to the first open house in 2016. Image modeling by [name].
lucky island | arrasamos en steampunk! | minecraft:  vía <user>	Lucky Island | We slay in steampunk! | Minecraft: via <user>
te gusta la moda? te gustaría ser parte de este fashion show, por una buena causa? compartirás con …	Do you like fashion ? Would you like to be part of this fashion show , for a good cause ? You will share with ...
el verano está pasando tan rápido. slow the fuck down	The summer's passing too fast . Slow the fuck down .
me acabo de dar cuenta que mi crush de décimo todavía es mi crush y ahora está más bueno todavía	I just realized my crush from 10th grade is still my crush and he's even hotter now
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ ya estamos al aire! hoy <user> y barbarabermudo se …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ We're live ! <user> and barbarabermudo are …
deadpool vs spiderman | kronno zomber, cyclo & zarcort | (videoclip ofic...  vía <user>	deadpool vs spiderman | kronno zomber , cyclo &amp; zarcort | ( official music video )  via <user>
que es esto? mis padres me acaban de preguntar si quiero faltar mañana!?!! by far the best day ever!	What's this? My parents just asked me if I want to skip school tomorrow!?!! This is the best day ever!
llamando a todas las madres que han registrado a sus niñas en el nuevo curso de imagen modeling by la …	Calling all moms who have enrolled their little girls in the new Image Modeling course by la ...
“<user>: i love this dress <user>  bella! tienes la mejor estilista  te quedo hermoso como siempre	"“<user>: I love this dress <user> beautiful ! You have the best stylist , it looks gorgeous as always"""
le voy a hacer cupcakes a génesis mañana. soy la mejor housemate ever.	I'm making cupcakes for Génesis tomorrow . I'm the best roommate ever .
imagen modeling by la gatita, nuevos cursos en enero registrate para informacion y citas …	Imaging modeling by the kitty, new classes in January sign up for information and appointments ...
<user> con el coconut hair do!! jajajaja	<user> With the coconut hair do!! haha
leyendo survival stories ahora. tremendo show.	Reading survival stories now . Tremendous show .
odio pelarme... why do you do this to me sun?	I hate shaving my legs... why do you do this to me sun?
yo quería que bernie fuera presidente en verdad. o sea. he's like the cutest old man in the world	I really wanted Bernie to be president . Like , he's the cutest old man in the world .
estoy haciendo cosas que en la vida había hecho en el nuevo tema de fuck fame espero que tenga buen resultado ^^	I'm doing things I've never done before in the new song fuck fame I hope it goes well ^^
me mandaron a guardar el telefono en clase. se me olvidó que estaba en high school otra vez.	They made me put away my phone in class . I forgot I was back in high school again .
he alargado la alarma como dos horas y media... en ese tiempo he soñado con <user>, <user> y <user>. what the actual fuck.	I've hit the snooze button for like two and a half hours... In that time I've dreamed about <user>, <user>, and <user>. What the actual fuck.
me gustaría mucho hacer algo nuevo, pero no sé si arriesgarme, me gustaría probar a hacer un trap- play... sería algo curioso jeje	I would love to do something new , but I don't know if I should risk it . I'd love to try making a trap-play ... that would be curious , haha .
eye candy for women! buscando joyas para una super guapa actiz que usara mañana <user> <user>	eye candy for women! looking for jewels for a super beautiful actress who's wearing them tomorrow <user> <user>
ya tengo la introducción del ensayo, nos fuimos pa´ maya... just kidding	I already have the essay introduction , we're off to Maya ... just kidding .
“<user>: planeando mi look para mañana <user> gracias <user> the best  les va a encantar  ”  sii	“<user>: planning my outfit for tomorrow <user> thank you <user> the best  They'll love it  ”  yes
quiero valet parking en la uni humilde	I want valet parking at the humble university
le robo el vídeo a zarcort! | lucky island | minecraft:  vía <user>	I stole the video from Zarcort ! | Lucky Island | Minecraft : via <user>
<user> amaneció con 2 pies izquierdos hoy...... good morning  ️	<user> Woke up with two left feet today...... good morning 🌞
"""+ """"no se cuando es, no se donde es, no se que ponerme..."""" -excusas que me dio gabi para no ser mi prom date * the most interesting 8 year old *"""	"""I don't know when it is , I don't know where it is , I don't know what to wear ... "" - excuses Gabi gave me for not being my prom date * the most interesting 8 year old * "" ."
no hay ni resumenes buenos online... see nobody wants to read this :/	There are no good online summaries ... see nobody wants to read this :/
<user> maya killed my liver so tengo que cogerlo easy esta semana  ️	<user> maya killed my liver so I have to take it easy this week
"""pongo musica y lo primera cancion que sale es """"stay"""" :'( fuckeerrrssss"""	"I put music on and the first song that comes on is ""stay"" :'( fuckersssss"
of course tu le vas a dar favorite a eso...	Of course you're going to give that a heart...
llegaron nuestras beach blankets! usala para ir a la playa o sobre la arena para tomar el sol ️	Our beach blankets are here! Use them to go to the beach or lie on the sand to sunbathe 🌊️
<user> siempre a la orden jajajaja it was my pleasure	<user> always at your service jajajaja it was my pleasure
primero se borra el streak y ahora no salgo como el best friend	Now the streak gets deleted and I don't show up as the best friend.
mi birthday week va a estar tan y tan cabron	my birthday week is gonna be lit af
imagen modeling by la gatita nuevos cursos de modelaje. regístrate en …	Imaging modeling by the little kitten new modeling courses . Sign up at ...
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - zombidirecto | outlast | lo pasé fatal! kronno zomber	I liked a video from <user> <user> (- zombidirecto | outlast | I had a hard time! kronno zomber )
live on: por fin!	live on: finally!
<user> at least, una de ellas	<user> at least, one of them.
zombers estoy colocando en el canal de nuevo todos los links caídos de las canciones y de mis redes sociales, si alguno falla me lo decís!	Zombers I'm putting back up on the channel all the fallen links of the songs and of my social media , if any fail tell me !
making off <user> coming soon! pronto el video de	making off <user> coming soon! the video's coming soon!
<user> ni a mí pero still.. it means christmaaaas	<user> not me either but still .. it means Christmas
¡que hoy cumple esta niña!  gracias por tanto!!! que la pases de maravillasss hoy y siempre!!! i love youuu baby	Today is this girl's birthday! Thank you so much!!! Have a wonderful day today and always!!! I love youuu baby!
zombers!!!!!  si os gustó el estilo de chica gamer, esto os tiene que encantar! :d	Zombies!!!!! If you liked the gamer girl style , you'll love this ! : D
mis zombers son mis play awards! ^^ sin ellos no sería quien soy!  ️ z4e   ️	My zombers are my play awards! ^^ Without them I wouldn't be who I am! 🥰 z4e🥰
por cierto zombers!!! hemos llegado a 9.000 votos! increible el poder zomber!  jaja	By the way zombers !!! We have reached 9,000 votes ! Zomber power is incredible ! haha
que cosa cabrona. vivi un episodio de grey's anatomy en la vida real hoy.	What the fuck . I lived a Grey 's Anatomy episode in real life today .
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - la traición a zarcort! | lucky island |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist ( - Betrayal of Zarcort! | Lucky Island |
acho, traiganme una galleta de subway. thnx.	Hey, bring me a cookie from Subway . thnx .
lorraine fue a los office hours de su profesor estaba durmiendo en su oficina. goaaaaaaals. algo que yo haría si fuera profesora	Lorraine went to her professor's office hours . She was sleeping in his office . Goaaaaaaals . Something I would do if I were a professor .
“<user>: con mi <user> y <user> talking fashion!!  ” mis bellas siempre un gusto verlas. lqm	“<user>: with my <user> and <user> talking fashion!!” It's always a pleasure to see my beauties . I love you guys .
el outfit más sweet para comenzar el fin de semana!	The sweetest outfit to start the weekend!
eeeeh que hemos subido del puesto cuatro al tres omg omg	eheh we've moved up from fourth place to third omg omg
girls are so pretty like no entiendo.	Girls are so pretty like I don't understand.
aquí... descansando un poco tras haber reventado un cojín  thug life!	Here... resting a bit after popping a pillow thug life!
<user> estaba en dc y ahora estoy en maryland... see u tomorrow bae chill jajaj	<user> I was in dc and now I'm in maryland ... see u tomorrow bae chill lol
cuando no estoy creativo solo me pongo a dar rt y favorites.	When I'm not feeling creative I just put on my headphones and start giving out RTs and favorites .
my new sounds: nuevo capítulo - kronno zomber & nery godoy  on	my new sounds: new chapter - kronno zomber & nery godoy  on
happy bday <user> nachos machos time urgent!	Happy birthday <user> time for some manly nachos!
<user>: aunque me cuelgue mañana me voy a graduar so fuck this preach!	<user>: even if i hang out tomorrow i'm still gonna graduate so fuck this preach!
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - lo tenia delante y me marco un épic fail!! | quake craft	I liked a video from <user> about <user> ( - I had it right in front of me and I marked a epic fail!! | quake craft
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - la épic kill!! mi gorra me da suerte! | multijugador |	I've liked a video from <user> <user> ( - the epic kill !! my cap brings me luck ! | multiplayer |
escribí un tweet y luego me di cuenta que a nadie le importa so lo borré. deberías hacer lo mismo:)	I wrote a tweet and then I realized nobody cares so I deleted it . You should do the same:)
selfie time selfie face! un lunes divertido lo haces tú! print cami dress	"""Selfie time selfie face! You make Mondays fun! Print cami dress."""
<user> inútiles es poco! waste of space! un cero a la izquierda y a la derecha!	<user> Good-for-nothings is an understatement! A zero to the left and to the right!
bms the movie esta tan messed up	The movie is so fucked up
tengo prom date! jajaja	I have a prom date! haha
somos libres para amar sin límites! nueva valeria turquesa, falda irina floreada y collar gold leaves	We're free to love without limits! new valeria turquoise, irina floral skirt and gold leaves necklace.
<user> just coincidence... no tienen na q ver... actually en xmen he dies	<user> just coincidence ... they have nothing to do with it ... actually in xmen he dies .
cute outfit  falda tejida con forro a la cintura! blusa valeria blanca que combina con todo!	"""Cute outfit! Knit skirt with lining at the waist! Valeria white blouse that goes with everything!"""
nuestros karim pants y blusas valerias blancas, es un outfit ligero que se acomoda facilmente a …	Our Karim pants and white Valeria blouses are a light outfit that easily adjusts to…
liljellybean08 with repostapp. ・・・ <user> . gracias familia!	<user> . Thanks familia !
mis galanes de <user> <user> style by …	My <user>'s <user>-style handsome men…
<user> lina odio la uni  why am i up?	<user> I hate uni why am I up?
ready pa 'un roadtrip  <user>	ready for a roadtrip <user>
facebook anuncia la función ‘ save ’, que permite guardar post para leer después.	Facebook announces the 'save' feature , which allows you to save posts for reading later .
<user> yo tambien.. its so good:)	<user> me too ... it's so good :)
antiguos fans no quieren entenderme, pero no he cambiado yo, ha cambiado la forma que tenian de verme! f*ck fame |	Former fans don't want to understand me, but it's not me who's changed , it's the way they look at me ! f*ck fame
f*ck fame | kronno zomber | especial 1 millón | parte 1 | (videoclip oficial)	f*ck fame | kronno zomber | special 1 million | part 1 | (official music video)
gana este sweetheart bouquet con los temas de pareja	win this sweetheart bouquet with the couple themes
shine bright like a diamond   gypsy summer  blusa amarrada neón (con o sin elástico en parte posterior)	Shine bright like a diamond  Gypsy summer  Neon shirt tied (with or without elastic at the back)
ya tengo el christmas spirit.	I already have the Christmas spirit.
imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en	Sign up for modeling at la gatita.
team la gatita junto con el alcalde jose diaz de sweetwater regalando arbolitos de navidad	Team little kitty along with Mayor Jose Diaz of Sweetwater giving away Christmas trees
el cookie dough es lo mejor que hay	Cookie dough is the best thing ever.
no more tequila tuesday for me	no more días de tequila para mí
ya estamos en febrero. holy fuck	We're already in February. Holy fuck.
vatican city italy - rome hasta europa viajó melody chase y <user> fue parte del outfit en el viaje!	Melody Chase traveled to Vatican City, Italy - Rome and <user> was part of the outfit on the trip!
my liver's hurting a little bit. too many piña coladas - gringa en mi vuelo...	My liver's hurting a little bit. Too many piña coladas — gringa on my flight.
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ de mi …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ from my ...
<user> y yo q sueño jet lag	<user> and I'm sooo sleepy jet lag
chequea esta blusa -> low top white tunic... stunning!!	Check out this blouse -- > low top white tunic ... stunning !!
este look es perfecto para una de relax. valeria naranja. karim pant negro con lunares blancos …	This look is perfect for a relaxing one . Valeria orange Karim black pants with white polka dots …
buenos dias zombers!!! desayunando en la taza que me regalo una zomber! i  ️ gaming! ^^	Good morning zombers!!! Having breakfast in the cup a zomber got me 😍🥰 gaming! ^^
el helio se acabo... i'm bored again	The helium ran out ... I'm bored again.
"""<user> """"and now he's a man. such italian new yorker features"""" leerá lo importante"""	"<user> ""and now he's a man . so Italian New Yorker features"" he'll read the important stuff"
<user> chekea el tweet que puso que le dio quote tweet al mio	<user> check out the tweet they replied to mine with a quote tweet
<user> <user> -nena más bella ever -love your hair	<user> <user> -baby girl you're so beautiful -love your hair
select your favorite < kimono > escoge tu kimono favorito. hoy abrimos 11:00 a 7:00 pm	Select your favourite kimono. We're open today from 11:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.
do all things with love! purple lover  esta blusa puedes amarrarla o abrocharla y usarla por dentro de tu jean!	Do all things with love! Purple lover this blouse you can tie it , button it up and wear it tucked inside your jeans!
<user>... fuiste a ver xmen.... my love is on a break	<user> ... did you go see xmen ... my love is on a break
throwback pic... todos nos montamos en el caballito del super mercado cuando eramos niños... <user> <user>	Throwback pic ... we all rode the supermarket's horsie when we were kids ... <user> <user>
mi pareja me tiene que dar lap dance por ley.	My partner has to give me a lap dance by law.
"""hola nati """"hola jesi"""" end of conversation"""	"""Hello Nati 'Hello Jesi' end of conversation"""
hablando con la capitana del equipo de fútbol de mi uni.... ok ya me quiero ir de que ahora! demasiada active :d	Talking with the captain of my uni's soccer team ... Ok I want to leave now! too active : d
"""es verdad cuando dicen """"senior year se va bien rapido"""""""	"It's true when they say ""senior year goes by fast."""
arriba ese ánimo familia, good morning …	"""Up that spirit family , good morning ..."""
bright side de ir a bodas... champagne and food	The bright side of going to weddings... champagne and food!
<user> <user> pero, pero!!!! omg! pesca semen, eso mismo es lo que son. fuck la huelga hasta que no se diga algo concreto	<user> <user> but, but!!!! omg! They're like catching semen, that's what they are. Fuck the strike until there's some concrete word .
pic your favorite short now! escoge tu short favorito ahora! -- >> we are open 11:00 a 7:00 pm …	Pick your favorite short now! Choose your short favourite now! We are open 11:00 to 7:00 pm ...
zombers ayudadnos a firmar en la página que ha creado <user> para traducir el juego de black desert! thanks! :d	Zombies help us sign the page <user> created to translate the Black Desert game! Thanks! :D
<user> <user> yo creo que ya lo jodieron, estuvo cabrona hasta el season 5 pero ya este season esta demas. a quien carajo le pasa	<user> <user> I think they fucked it up , it was awesome until season 5 but this season is just too much . Who the fuck thought that was a good idea ?
yo confiaría tanto en los nenes cheerleaders de mi uni jajaja	I would trust the cheerleading boys from my uni so much haha
lo imposible solo tarda un poco más... impossible is nothing.	It just takes a little longer for the impossible ... impossible is nothing.
<user> eso... eso es mi pueblo... vilanova i la geltrú... oh god why	<user> that's my town... Vilanova y la Geltrú... oh god why
soy fiel creyente de que marshalls debería tener un online store	I'm a firm believer that Marshalls should have an online store.
so, i take it back. no me quiero ir.	So, I take it back . I don't want to leave .
bikinis on sale! 50% off más y más descuentos!! todo esto y mas en salhua clothing	Bikinis on sale! 50% off even more discounts!! All this and more at Salhua Clothing.
exacto, to'itos tenemos la culpa	Exact, we all have the blame.
hell week me espera	Hell week awaits me.
mañana me voy a arrepentir de comer tanto cookie dough crudo	Tomorrow morning I will regret eating so much raw cookie dough.
ya sabéis que hoy no pude subir zomber girl y me he esforzado al máximo para que disfrutéis de este rap, gracias de corazón sois los mejores	You know today I wasn't able to upload zombie girl and I've been working hard to get this rap ready for you guys , thank you so much from the bottom of my heart you're the best .
** new skirts ** faldas irinas escoge tu preferida!! pedidos: 096.880.7384	** new skirts ** Irina's skirts , pick your favorite ! Orders : 096 . 880 . 7384
<user> i know pero same shit, fue hace un año	<user> I know but same shit, it was a year ago
y recalco la palabra niño porque la realidad es que el que quiere contigo se deja de pendejases y te habla. and that my ladies, is a man.	And I emphasize the word child because anyone who really wants to be with you will stop acting like a damn fool and talk to you . And that , my ladies , is a man .
en el gym suena sun is shining y me vienen todos los recuerdos del <user>...	at the gym sun is shining is playing and all the memories of <user> come rushing back...
ya entiendo porque la gente mezcla todo con energy drinks	I now understand why people mix everything with energy drinks
imagen modeling by la gatita	Image modeling by the kitty
<user> ughh.. dont tell me what to do! y no quieroooo	<user> ughh.. don't tell me what to do! and I don't want to!
<user> te dije que me queria ir de viaje... i was serious jajaja	<user> I told you I wanted to go traveling... I was serious jajaja
hablar de los planes de spring break y mis 18 me pone bien hyper! :d	Talking about spring break plans and my 18th birthday gets me so hyped up! :D
<user> pa estar en la beach y no en el work! sacrificios q tienen frutos luego... te amo	<user> to be at the beach and not at work ! sacrifices that have fruits later ... i love you
<user> jaajjaa just guat i needed:') me rei mucho	<user> jaajjaa just what i needed:) i laughed a lot
jenni con chicucunya y amanda con dengue... yea i ain't missing home that much now	Jenni with chickenpox and Amanda with dengue fever... yeah I'm not really missing home that much right now.
las cosas se superan. maybe you should try it.	You should try getting over things.
“<user>: <user> bella en styled by <user> <user> <user> ” vestido	“<user>: <user> beautiful in dress styled by <user> <user> <user>”
"""pa q vaya con el 42 """"un home theater sony 3d blu-ray done y bien duro!!!"""	"""to go with the 42"""" a Sony 3D Blu - ray  done  and super clear !!!"""
ya podéis chekear lo nuevo de mi amigo <user> - me myself & i (g-eazy remix)	You can now check out my friend <user>'s new stuff – me myself & I (g-eazy remix) .
el look de <user> a la moda siempre dress <user>	<user>'s fashion look is always on point dress <user>
<user> ayyyy yo te lo iba a mandar  i miss youuu tommyyyyy	<user> I was about to send it to you I miss youuu Tommyyyyy
reality check: ya mari está haciendo la invitación del baby shower	Reality check: the baby shower invitation is already being taken care of
because i'm preggo and its friday. solo pq estoy embarazada y es viernes!!! …	because I'm pregnant and it's Friday!
te haría un lap dance.	I would do a lap dance for you.
<user> jajaja era algo super bobo y como hise sonido de las r.. gringos go nuts jajaja soo funny	<user> haha it was something super silly and how i made the r sounds the gringos went nuts haha so funny
súper relax en <user>. gracias a felipe! u make the cruise what it is! extremely fun!!!! love it! <user>	Super relaxed at <user>. Thanks to Felipe! You make the cruise what it is! Extremely fun!!!! Love it! <user>
<user>: <user> respect  nuestros fisicos son mierdas arlado de esto.. puñetaaa i'm dying	<user>: <user> respect our bodies are shit compared to that .. damn it i'm dying
en usa es el national sex day y en pr es el día nacional de chichar.	In USA it's National Sex Day and in PR it's National Fried Pork Rinds Day.
found vivir lo nuestro by marc anthony with. <user>	"Found ""Vivir Lo Nuestro"" by Marc Anthony with <user>."
deja te d cosas q te tienen el ojo pegao y no d buena manera! craker jack full	let me give you things that will have your eye stuck , but not in a good way ! craker jack full
lansamiento de la revista “imagen town of medley ”	"Launch of the ""imagen town of medley"" magazine."
<user> pero verdad que no fueron recordados de una forma buena? i think not	<user> but weren't they remembered in a good way ? i think not .
<user> pero qué invento es este?!?! u so lyin...	<user> but what the hell is this ?! ?! you so lyin ...
carteritas que enamoran  * new items cuál es tu favorita?	Swoon-worthy little wallets * new items which one's your favorite ?
"""jugando """"what are the odds?"""" jajjaja <user> <user>"""	"Playing ""what are the odds?"" haha <user> <user>"
asi o mas feliz cuando te llaman inesperadamente a regalarte tickets.  love u!!!!!	Super happy when they call you out of the blue to give you tickets . Love u!!!!!
<user> es lo peor cuando haces eso pero sueñas about it	<user> It's the worst when you do that but you dream about it in your sleep .
<user> mano es q me persea que si compro algo salga mierdoso jajaja plus wanna see it and feel it in ma hands	<user> bro , I think if I buy something it'll turn out to be shitty jajaja plus I wanna see it and hold it in my hands
para todo mal el mar, para todo bien también ️ @ ocean park beach	For every bad thing , the sea is the cure , for every good thing too . ️ @ ocean park beach
buenooo!!! <user> enhorabuena crack!! sigue así que eres muy grande!!!  top!	Good job!!! <user> congratulations my friend!! Keep it up , you're the best!!! Top notch!
buenos dias! good morning	"""good morning! good morning"""
hay días que te ves extremadamente linda.. purple lover  …	There are days that you look extremely pretty .. purple lover
si en 10 minutos no me concentro, i give up.	If I don't focus in 10 minutes , I give up .
si en twitter hubieran best friends como en snapchat, el mío por ley fuera <user>	If there were best friends on Twitter like there are on Snapchat , mine would legally be <user> .
<user> no me gusta cm bailar... its weird jajajaja	<user> I don't like how they dance ... it's weird hahaaha
yo necesito ser jlo  she's perf	I need to be JLo. She's perfect.
<user> que si que... a mi me dicen eso and i die of laughter	<user> If they tell me that I die of laughter
centrarse en las cosas positivas en lugar de las negativas. major key.	Focus on the positive things instead of the negative ones . Major key .
good morning familia, tu combinación perfecta! feliz viernes	Good morning family, your perfect combination! Happy Friday!
all of a sudden estoy adicta a ir al gym like whaaaaaat	All of a sudden I'm addicted to going to the gym like whaaaaaat
<user> hahahaha yours is better. te evitas peleas	<user> hahahaha yours is way better . You avoid fights .
en realidad.... ser alto..... its not that cool	In reality . . . being tall . . . it's not that cool
aquí saliendo de mi casa para seguir vendiendo pan en hobbiton. @ hobbiton, middle earth	Here I am leaving my house to keep selling bread in Hobbiton. @Hobbiton, Middle Earth
yo contándole algo a mami y ella sube el volumen de la tele como para que me calle, ok bye	I'm telling something to mom and she turns up the TV volume so I'll shut up , okay bye .
blusa violeta y sus diferentes estampados! escoge tu color favorito ️ made in ecuador	Purple blouse and its different prints ! Choose your favorite colour ️ Made in Ecuador .
plus side de empezar las clases... no tengo que hacerme desayuno	On the plus side of starting classes... I don't have to make breakfast .
<user> jajajajaj estoy en las mismas... voy a confiar que el autocorrect de word este haciendo su trabajo	<user> hahahaha same here ... i'm gonna trust that the autocorrect on word is doing its job
<user> ahi dice netflix and chill? no creo	<user> it says netflix and chill ? I don't think so .
quiero un movie night	I want a movie night.
prepárate que mañana te viene lo bueno the fuuuuck	Get ready because the good shit's coming tomorrow fuuuuck
true af, muchas por querer ofender a uno generalizan como si todos tuvieran la culpa	So true, many people who want to offend one person generalize and assume everyone is at fault.
me tiré tantas fotos cabronas hoy. desde stunts y rutinas hasta un mega photoshoot bien lindo con mi jevo.	I took so many dope pictures today . From stunts and routines to a major cute photoshoot with my boyfriend .
piensenlo... legit hay gente que supports donald trump	Think about it ... there are people who actually support Donald Trump .
<user> viste lo d best buy caguas?	<user> Did you see the Best Buy in Caguas ?
zombers las entrada con <user> están volando!  hay la virgensita que me da algo! os dejo el link online!	The tickets for the zombers show with <user> are flying out! Oh my Virgin Mary, I'm getting anxious! Here's the link to get them online!
"""solo puedo decir esto: """"estoy enamorada de este color  zoe denim dress"""	"All I can say is: ""I'm in love with this color Zoe denim dress"""
casa llena imagen modeling by la gatita regístrate en  para información ,…	House full , modeling photo shoot by the kitty . Sign up at <company> for details ,...
rompe tus propias reglas y agrega una dosis de locura a tus días. attraction new collection	Break your own rules and add a dose of craziness to your days. attraction new collection.
gente diciendo que yo transmitia mensaje cuando tenia 10k y que ahora no rimo... veremos que pasa cuando saque fuck fame...	People saying I was delivering messages when I had 10k and now I don't rhyme ... we'll see what happens when I drop fuck fame ...
found quédate conmigo by chayanne with. buenos días!	"Found ""Stay with me"" by Chayanne . Good morning !"
<user> jajaja pq tanto asco?... prefiero esto a home alone	<user> hahaha why so much disgust?... I'd rather this than home alone
ok me he ido en como 10 twitter rants en el dia de hoy	I've gone on like 10 Twitter rants today.
mi nuevo carro de <user> si necesitas un carro bueno, bonito, y barato tienes que ir a off lease …	My new car from <user> If you need a good , nice , and cheap car you have to go to off lease ...
modelo abryel. photo josé naranjo. imagen modeling by la gatita. registraciones	Modeling shoot by Abel. Photography by José Naranjo. Make-up by La Gatita. Sign-ups are open.
<user>: necesito un nap laik now x2	<user>: I need a nap like right now times two
<user> honey grax por venir a verme todas las mañanas! love u!!	<user> Honey, thank you for coming to see me every morning ! Love u too !!
best outfit ever!!! ya en stock!! amelie blouse karim pant collar pedidos al  096.880.7384	Best outfit ever!!! Now in stock!! Amelie blouse, Karim pant collar. Place your orders at  096.880.7384
lista para comenzar el fin de semana! black jumper-collar-red sandals disponibles en salhua	Ready to start the weekend! Black jumper-collar-red sandals available at Salhua.
<user> pintame las uñas... im too lazyy	<user> paint my nails ... i'm too damn lazy
el vlog de hoy, pequeños y preciosos hobbits: visitando hobbiton!!	Today's vlog, little precious hobbitses: visiting Hobbiton!
no falta nada para que te lleves el mejor regalo de este año!!  el gift card puede ser …	There's nothing missing for you to take the best gift of the year ! The gift card can be ...
different ways to be warm and with style this winter. diferente a …	Different ways to stay warm and stylish this winter .
this is my view  encuentra el mejor outfit para mamá …	This is my view on the matter… Find the best outfit for mom ...
zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | 2 vs 2 | counter strike cs go:  vía <user>	zarcort & kronno versus cojo & luis | 2 versus 2 | counter strike cs go: via <user>
a tus niñas les gusta el modelaje? hay nuevos cursos en imagen modeling by la gatita ,…	Do your girls like modeling ? There are new courses at Imagen Modeling by La Gatita ,...
emmm lo menos que usan los tiburones para atrapar su presa es la visión. just saying.	Emmm what sharks rely on the least to catch their prey is vision . Just saying .
gracias por lucir mi diseño de botas con un look súper hot <user> <user>	Thanks for rocking my boot design with a super hot look <user> <user>
<user> i wish. se tiene que repetir.	<user> I wish . We have to do it again .
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> ( - especial un millón de zombers | vídeo para kronno).	I liked a video from <user> ( - especially one million zombers | video for kronno).
mi lovely friend te quiero. gracias por venir a y hacernos lucir hermosas a mis …	My lovely friend I love you . Thank you for coming and making us look gorgeous my ...
terminé los últimos dos ensayos del semestre, me falta entregarlos y ya  summer is just around the cornerrrr	I finished the last two papers of the semester , only have to hand them in and then summer is just around the corner !
acabo de formatear el vlog que teníais que ver mañana... i'm so sorry!!!  lo compensaré con hobbiton pasado mañana, lo prometo.	I just formatted the vlog you were supposed to see tomorrow ... i'm so sorry !!! I'll make it up with Hobbiton in two days , I promise .
<user>: <user> claro, me tienes que textear oka will do!	<user>: <user> got it , text me or else !
tengo el brazo como el muslo de beyoncé, pero totally worth it. buenos días.	I have my arm looking like Beyonce's thigh, but totally worth it. Good morning.
queremos premiarte! para ganar tu gift card comparte esta foto en tu perfil y etiqueta a 7 amigas con el	We want to reward you! To win your gift card , share this photo on your profile and tag seven friends .
chill its college la frase de la semana	chill it's just college the phrase of the week
<user> pa que le pague las deudas y que he invest 1 billion on kanye west ideas	<user> so that he can pay off his debts and i've invested 1 billion on kanye west's ideas
para irte de shopping conmigo tienes que tener p a c i e n c i a.	You have to have p a c i e n c e to go shopping with me.
best friends forever   gypsy summer  escoge tu favorita!!	Best friends forever   gypsy summer  pick your favorite!!
estába viendo tomb raider y encontrarme con esto es como..  thanks por el apoyo zombers!	I was watching tomb raider and stumbling upon this is like ... thanks for the support zombers !
lo mas importante seguridad!.... imagen modeling by la gatita.	The most important thing is safety ! ... Modeling picture by the kitty .
<user> es un buffet de chuck bass basicamente y mas si te vas a wall street	<user> it's basically a chuck bass buffet and even more so if you go to wall street
súper cute nuestras matitas en sus buckets violetas!!!	super cute our little plants in their purple buckets !!!
vi estrellitas... that is pain	I saw little stars... that's a sharp pain!
good vibes para mi examen de cálculo mañana	good vibes for my calculus exam tomorrow
<user> <user> mera más de 20 likes te hace pautosa hahaha	<user> <user> damn over 20 likes , you're getting popular hahaha
<user> sergio por favor u crazy	<user> Sergio please you're crazy
home alone = in dah nude... me estoy derritiendo	Home alone = in the nude... I'm melting .
<user> nevera y juego de sala: check!! nuestra casa esta súper!!! love u!	<user> Fridge and living room set : check !!! Our house is super !!! Love u !
the after party starts now. la fiesta comienza ya. <user> y sus angeles. <user> <user>	The after party starts now. The fun begins already. <user> and their angels. <user> <user>
este dia fue largo pero it was one of the good ass days	This day was long but it was one of the good shit days.
happy birthday mayricuki  te amo bebé	Happy birthday <mayricuki> I love you baby
un placer tener a tus niñas en imagen modeling by la gatita.. regístralas en	It's a pleasure having your girls at imagen modeling by the little kitty .. sign them up for the next casting !
<user> thank you, ni sabía.	<user> thank you , I had no idea .
hoy decido agradecer, apreciar y creer firmemente a todos los que estan en mi vida. is rocking all ready	Today I decide to thank , appreciate and firmly believe in everyone who's in my life . Is rocking all ready .
en fin voy a seguir jugando a until dawn. seguramente eso me calm... oh shit.	I'm gonna keep playing Until Dawn . That'll surely calm me down ... oh shit .
<user> hola!! tendrás el d waste management?	<user> hey !! do you have the one from waste management ?
esto de entregar los trabajos a última hora needs to stop	This habit of turning in assignments at the last minute has to stop.
la comida ocupa la mitad de la guagua... forever fat	The food takes up half the car... forever fat.
"""“<user>: laughed all day and had a blast! mi amor-mi vida-i love you <user>  """" me more!"""	"“<user>: laughed all day and had so much fun! mi amor-mi vida-i love you more <user>!"""
me ha gustado un vídeo de <user> de <user> ( - el tag del youtuber | chiwy8).	I've enjoyed a video from <user> <user> ( -- the YouTuber's tag | chiwy8 ).
en un date con mi honey!! <user>	On a date with my honey!! <user>
baby. envíame tu location.	baby . send me your location .
pero lo que me ofende no son los haters, es que vosotros dudéis de mi  yo nunca diré nada malo de vosotros... si somos la familia zomber.	But what offends me is not the haters , it's you doubting me ... I will never say anything bad about you guys , we're the Zombier family .
omg nunca había visto the notebook, q fuerte!!	omg I had never seen The Notebook, that's so intense!!!
el playlist de drake de spotify esta on point	The Drake playlist on Spotify is on point.
miren en verdad yo solo uso twitter para reirme de las cosas q ustedes escriben, darle screenshot y enviarlo en group messages de mis amigos	Look , I really only use Twitter to laugh at the things you guys write , take screenshots and send them in my friends' group messages .
<user> show el que tengo. lol. yes after no	<user> It's the one I have . lol . yes after no
mi abuela me acaba de virar la cara jajajajajjajajajaja sorry grandma	My grandmother just gave me the cold shoulder haha haha haha sorry grandma!
que swag! the zomber boss! hoy me he puesto hasta corbata!	"""how swaggy! the zomber boss! i've even put on a tie today!"""
hoy es la primera entrega de latin american music awards. ya pronto la alfombra ropa para ver …	Today is the first delivery of Latin American Music Awards . Soon the carpet , clothing , everything !
girls just wanna have fun ️ nos encanta divertirnos! taggea a tu mejor amiga -> your bestie!! …	Girls just wanna have fun! We love having fun! Tag your bestie -> Your bestie!! ...
“<user>: gracias san antonio! <user>! love you!  ” y gracias <user> stylist camisa	“<user>: Thank you San Antonio! <user>! Love you! ” and thank you <user> shirt stylist .
para un día nublado  un office outfit. low top blouse pedidos al 0968807384	For a gloomy day , an office outfit . Low-top blouse orders at 0968807384 .
he añadido un vídeo a una lista de reproducción de <user> ( - zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | 2 vs 2 |	I've added a video to <user>'s playlist - ( - zarcort & kronno vs cojo & luis | 2 vs 2 |
<user> with repostapp. ・・・ ón. y conosemos a muchos pero lo mas importante …	<user> with repostapp. ・・・ We know many but the most important ...
<user> que sii que.. making it easier for douchebags since 2011	<user> that's true that . making it easier for assholes since 2011
1st option for tonight!! hoy te daremos varias opciones para que elijas como lucir esta noche	1st option for tonight! Today we will give you several options to choose from for your look tonight.
a dormir, oh, sí * burbujita's voice *	To sleep , oh yeah * burbujita's voice *
llego con flow, me voy con mas flow.	I arrive with swag, I leave with even more swag.
because i'm happy!!  hoy te mostramos un look fresco con colores de verano!	Because I'm happy!! Today we show you a fresh look with summer colors!
hay 4 personas ignorándome so me voy a dormir bye	There are 4 people ignoring me so I'm gonna sleep bye
no nos pueden marcar gol! | con zarcort y luis | rocket league:  vía <user>	They can't score on us! | with Zarcort and Luis | rocket league: via <user>
antes de escuchar a kronno, después de escuchar a kronno! xd	Before listening to Kronno, after listening to Kronno! xd
ready for spring and summer? tips how to look great for the coming seasons. lista para la primavera y …	Ready for spring and summer? Tips on how to look amazing for the seasons ahead.
“<user>: happy birthday <user>!!!!   amiga por venir.	“<user>: Happy birthday <user>!!!! Best friend for life .”
me comeria una pinta entera del helado de cookie dough	I would eat a whole pint of cookie dough ice cream.
<user>: este weekend que viene  bien readyyy	<user>: this weekend is gonna be so lit .
what, pq no sabia yo de esto. vale paso es mi shopping spot, puedes viernes? <user> oh ahi despues haces el plan a mi me urge	what , why didn't I know about this . okay , is my shopping spot , can you Friday ? <user> oh there after you make the plan I'm in a rush
happy saturday!!! a recibir a mis hermosas niñas en	Happy Saturday!!! awaiting my beautiful girls at
then again ya me quiero graduar	Then again I just want to graduate already.
en serio voy a llorar, quiero ser parte del field day	I'm seriously gonna cry , I want to be part of the field day .
the best fall is... fall in love  ️ collar rojo $14.90 pedidos 096.880.7384	The best thing about falling is... falling in love ️ Red collar $14.90 place your orders at 096.880.7384