MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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You have to believe in something. What do they believe in -- the Whatjamacillit church?	Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.
Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.	Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.
Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.	They believe in the 'TULIP.'
They believe in the 'TULIP.'	What the crap?
What the crap?	It's an anagram. It comes from the Canons of Dort. Every letter stands for a different belief. T-U-L-I-P. Like -- are you sure you're interested in this?
It's an anagram. It comes from the Canons of Dort. Every letter stands for a different belief. T-U-L-I-P. Like -- are you sure you're interested in this?	Yeah, yeah, go on.
Yeah, yeah, go on.	T stands for Total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'All my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.'
T stands for Total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'All my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.'	Shit.
Rot in hell, honey. He's busy now.	Where does he live.
Where does he live.	Just a second. It's my ass I'm risking. You better do it my way. These fuckers don't mess around.
She left you right?	Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?
Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?	Just a guess. Did you have it good with your wife? You know, sex.
Look, Niki, this really isn't my business. I don't know anything about...	So I guess we're both fucked, huh? But at least you get to go to heaven. I don't get shit.
No, I didn't think she was. Let me get the picture here. Let me guess. She was an absolutely clean girl, a model daughter, she never had rebellious or impure thoughts, she didn't fuck around...	If I was you, Mr. Mast, I'd watch my language.
If I was you, Mr. Mast, I'd watch my language.	Hey, I'm a private detective, Van Dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to Grand Rapids. I've been to that scumbag town. It's full of them.
Hey, I'm a private detective, Van Dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to Grand Rapids. I've been to that scumbag town. It's full of them.	Who's paying you?
Who's paying you?	You are.
You are.	That's right.
That's right.	As I was saying, I'll pick up the thread. There's a number of ways I can go. There's not much you can do here. Stay if you want. Maybe it'd be better if you went back home. Go through Kristen's personal stuff. Ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here. Look, I do this a lot. I work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. It may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. You could hire cheaper.
As I was saying, I'll pick up the thread. There's a number of ways I can go. There's not much you can do here. Stay if you want. Maybe it'd be better if you went back home. Go through Kristen's personal stuff. Ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here. Look, I do this a lot. I work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. It may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. You could hire cheaper.	And better?
And better?	I suppose. But I'll tell you, Jake, I'm like a little animal. When I get my teeth into something I never let go. If your daughter's here, I'll track her down.
I ain't cheated you, Pilgrim. This is research, damn it! That girl could have told us something.	Research, my ass. I suppose these are the 'extra expenses' I've been paying for? And in the middle of the morning, too.
You know, it's possible to buy anything on this earth. You can buy child whores, slaves. You can have people raped, killed... One of the men who supposedly arranges such things is named Ratan. He usually isn't in this country. How'd you hear about him?	It's just a name.
It's just a name.	Don't do anything more. I'll find out what I can.
Don't do anything more. I'll find out what I can.	Does she know anything about this?
Does she know anything about this?	Who? The whore? No. She's just a victim. A dime a dozen.
Hey man.	We're casting for an explicit sex action feature...
We're casting for an explicit sex action feature...	I know. Word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.
I know. Word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.	That's not true, Mr...?
That's not true, Mr...?	Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jism Jim.
Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jism Jim.	That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for.
Oh yeah? I remember that. It was made by some college kids.	It was called 'Slave of Love.'
It was called 'Slave of Love.'	God, I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole Goddamned thing.
God, I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole Goddamned thing.	I thought you were quite good in it. I also like the girl in it. Really thought she was good. I wondered if she was still around. If she was still working.
Here. Take your fifty cents back.	That's all right.
That's all right.	No, take it. I don't want your Goddamn fifty cents.
I've got fifty thousand dollars to invest.	Oh. Why is it that you want to get into film financing?
Oh. Why is it that you want to get into film financing?	Well, Bill -- mind if I call you Bill? Let me be frank. I've made a lot of money. I've got my own business in Detroit. Rivets. I make rivets and sell them to Fisher Body. Well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. When my business manager told me I should shelter some money, I thought I'd try this.
Well, Bill -- mind if I call you Bill? Let me be frank. I've made a lot of money. I've got my own business in Detroit. Rivets. I make rivets and sell them to Fisher Body. Well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. When my business manager told me I should shelter some money, I thought I'd try this.	What exactly do you have in mind?
What exactly do you have in mind?	I thought I'd invest in a film. I want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done...
I thought I'd invest in a film. I want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done...	In other words, you want to get laid?
In other words, you want to get laid?	Not exactly...
Not exactly...	It's cool. Why do you think I got in the movies? How much poon do you think you get in the car wash business? Look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of pussy. You can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. So why fuck with the movie business?
It's cool. Why do you think I got in the movies? How much poon do you think you get in the car wash business? Look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of pussy. You can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. So why fuck with the movie business?	It's an investment.
It's an investment.	If you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, I let guys stand around and watch. It's a lot cheaper.
If you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, I let guys stand around and watch. It's a lot cheaper.	I thought you were a businessman.
I thought you were a businessman.	Don't get me wrong. A couple years ago, I woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. But the Lord's been good to me. I can now finance any films I choose. Big ones, small ones. Right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. Live sound. I like to keep my own money in my films. That way you don't have to share the profits. There's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. But if I was you, Mr... what was your name again?
Don't get me wrong. A couple years ago, I woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. But the Lord's been good to me. I can now finance any films I choose. Big ones, small ones. Right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. Live sound. I like to keep my own money in my films. That way you don't have to share the profits. There's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. But if I was you, Mr... what was your name again?	Jake.
Jake.	...I'd just start my own business. That's what I did. Get into kid porn. That's big now. Why don't you come around the set? Meet some people. If you still want to invest, I'll ask around.
...I'd just start my own business. That's what I did. Get into kid porn. That's big now. Why don't you come around the set? Meet some people. If you still want to invest, I'll ask around.	Sounds all right.
Sounds all right.	Okay. Keep in touch with my secretary.
You know Granville's looking for you, Niki?	My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica.
My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica.	Granville's looking for you anyway.
Granville's looking for you anyway.	Who's that?
Who's that?	The guy who bought you that ring.
The guy who bought you that ring.	Well, he can just fuck himself.
This is really nice. Makes me feel like a kid. I want to do somersaults .	Well, why don't you?
Well, why don't you?	No. I'd feel stupid.
No. I'd feel stupid.	Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.
Of course, Harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd. I remember once in Paris he stepped out for cigarettes and the next I hear he's arrested for floating nude down the Seine - experimenting in river currents with a pair of yellow rubber water wings. Well, that cost quite a little bit of "enfluence" and "d'argent" to hush up, I can tell you. Harold, dear, stop playing with your food. Don't you feel well?	I have a sore throat.
I have a sore throat.	Well, I want you to go to bed directly after dinner. You know how susceptible you are to colds. Harold has always been a delicate child. Even as a baby he seemed to be abnormally prone to illness - Harold, dear, eat up your beets...
And so I ask you - why the hell did we give up on the Germans? Those damn politicians in Washington chalked them up on our side and the wars ever since have been a national disgrace. Hell, look at history. The two best wars this country has fought were against the Jerries. Now I say, get the Krauts on the other side of the fence where they belong, and let's get back to the kind of enemy worth killing and the kind of war this whole country can support.	Jeez, sir. That's pretty strong stuff.
Parasite!	Harold!
Harold!	Crazy parasite! Commie bastard! Get out of here.
Get out of the way.	Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?	I don't know, Kyle. You're the fucking expert. Now get out of the way!
I don't know, Kyle. You're the fucking expert. Now get out of the way!	WHY?
WHY?	Because I'm going to get my father!
I thought Steve had talked to you?	Oh, pardon me. I obviously didn't convey my hesitation to take his story at face-value. No, YOU talk to me. But -- do me a favor? -- none of this DEMONS crap.
What the hell are you asking me for? Tag it. Move it.	The mattress... The mattress... JULIA.
Do you believe in hell?	There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight --
There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight --	Grigory -- That's Russian, right? Thought they were on our side...
Grigory -- That's Russian, right? Thought they were on our side...	Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin --
Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin --	C'mon -- Rasputin??
C'mon -- Rasputin??	Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated.
Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated.	That makes him more than a hundred --
What the hell was that? An ape?	No. It was red. Bright red.
Son. About Rasputin --	Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough --
Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough --	Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before.
Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before.	How hard can it be? I punched the crap out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!
How hard can it be? I punched the crap out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!	I worry about you.
I worry about you.	Me?? C'mon --
Me?? C'mon --	Well, I won't be around forever, you know?
Well, I won't be around forever, you know?	Oh, stop that -- Damn! Be careful, there --
Just in time.	Stay the fuck away from me.
You bastard --	Poor baby.
Poor baby.	Bastard.
Bastard.	Hush now. It's all right Frank's here.
Hush now. It's all right Frank's here.	Frank --
Frank --	That's right. This is Frank you're talking to, remember? FRANK.
Well?	Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some?
Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some?	Later.
Later.	What?
What?	I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.
I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.	Not know.
Not know.	Tell me, damn you.
No, damn you --	Oh my God.
Take it slowly.	So damn stupid.
So damn stupid.	You're done worse.
You're done worse.	I'll be scarred for life.

You have to believe in something. What do they believe in -- the Whatjamacillit church?

Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.

Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.

They believe in the 'TULIP.'

What the crap?

It's an anagram. It comes from the Canons of Dort. Every letter stands for a different belief. T-U-L-I-P. Like -- are you sure you're interested in this?

Yeah, yeah, go on.

T stands for Total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'All my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.'

Shit.

Rot in hell, honey. He's busy now.

Where does he live.

Just a second. It's my ass I'm risking. You better do it my way. These fuckers don't mess around.

She left you right?

Yeah. She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?

Just a guess. Did you have it good with your wife? You know, sex.

Look, Niki, this really isn't my business. I don't know anything about...

So I guess we're both fucked, huh? But at least you get to go to heaven. I don't get shit.

No, I didn't think she was. Let me get the picture here. Let me guess. She was an absolutely clean girl, a model daughter, she never had rebellious or impure thoughts, she didn't fuck around...

If I was you, Mr. Mast, I'd watch my language.

Hey, I'm a private detective, Van Dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to Grand Rapids. I've been to that scumbag town. It's full of them.

Who's paying you?

You are.

That's right.

As I was saying, I'll pick up the thread. There's a number of ways I can go. There's not much you can do here. Stay if you want. Maybe it'd be better if you went back home. Go through Kristen's personal stuff. Ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here. Look, I do this a lot. I work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. It may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. You could hire cheaper.

And better?

I suppose. But I'll tell you, Jake, I'm like a little animal. When I get my teeth into something I never let go. If your daughter's here, I'll track her down.

I ain't cheated you, Pilgrim. This is research, damn it! That girl could have told us something.

Research, my ass. I suppose these are the 'extra expenses' I've been paying for? And in the middle of the morning, too.

You know, it's possible to buy anything on this earth. You can buy child whores, slaves. You can have people raped, killed... One of the men who supposedly arranges such things is named Ratan. He usually isn't in this country. How'd you hear about him?

It's just a name.

Don't do anything more. I'll find out what I can.

Does she know anything about this?

Who? The whore? No. She's just a victim. A dime a dozen.

Hey man.

We're casting for an explicit sex action feature...

I know. Word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.

That's not true, Mr...?

Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jism Jim.

That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for.

Oh yeah? I remember that. It was made by some college kids.

It was called 'Slave of Love.'

God, I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole Goddamned thing.

I thought you were quite good in it. I also like the girl in it. Really thought she was good. I wondered if she was still around. If she was still working.

Here. Take your fifty cents back.

That's all right.

No, take it. I don't want your Goddamn fifty cents.

I've got fifty thousand dollars to invest.

Oh. Why is it that you want to get into film financing?

Well, Bill -- mind if I call you Bill? Let me be frank. I've made a lot of money. I've got my own business in Detroit. Rivets. I make rivets and sell them to Fisher Body. Well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. When my business manager told me I should shelter some money, I thought I'd try this.

What exactly do you have in mind?

I thought I'd invest in a film. I want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done...

In other words, you want to get laid?

Not exactly...

It's cool. Why do you think I got in the movies? How much poon do you think you get in the car wash business? Look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of pussy. You can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. So why fuck with the movie business?

It's an investment.

If you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, I let guys stand around and watch. It's a lot cheaper.

I thought you were a businessman.

Don't get me wrong. A couple years ago, I woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. But the Lord's been good to me. I can now finance any films I choose. Big ones, small ones. Right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. Live sound. I like to keep my own money in my films. That way you don't have to share the profits. There's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. But if I was you, Mr... what was your name again?

Jake.

...I'd just start my own business. That's what I did. Get into kid porn. That's big now. Why don't you come around the set? Meet some people. If you still want to invest, I'll ask around.

Sounds all right.

Okay. Keep in touch with my secretary.

You know Granville's looking for you, Niki?

My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica.

Granville's looking for you anyway.

Who's that?

The guy who bought you that ring.

Well, he can just fuck himself.

This is really nice. Makes me feel like a kid. I want to do somersaults .

Well, why don't you?

No. I'd feel stupid.

Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.

Of course, Harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd. I remember once in Paris he stepped out for cigarettes and the next I hear he's arrested for floating nude down the Seine - experimenting in river currents with a pair of yellow rubber water wings. Well, that cost quite a little bit of "enfluence" and "d'argent" to hush up, I can tell you. Harold, dear, stop playing with your food. Don't you feel well?

I have a sore throat.

Well, I want you to go to bed directly after dinner. You know how susceptible you are to colds. Harold has always been a delicate child. Even as a baby he seemed to be abnormally prone to illness - Harold, dear, eat up your beets...

And so I ask you - why the hell did we give up on the Germans? Those damn politicians in Washington chalked them up on our side and the wars ever since have been a national disgrace. Hell, look at history. The two best wars this country has fought were against the Jerries. Now I say, get the Krauts on the other side of the fence where they belong, and let's get back to the kind of enemy worth killing and the kind of war this whole country can support.

Jeez, sir. That's pretty strong stuff.

Parasite!

Harold!

Crazy parasite! Commie bastard! Get out of here.

Get out of the way.

Are you crazy?

I don't know, Kyle. You're the fucking expert. Now get out of the way!

WHY?

Because I'm going to get my father!

I thought Steve had talked to you?

Oh, pardon me. I obviously didn't convey my hesitation to take his story at face-value. No, YOU talk to me. But -- do me a favor? -- none of this DEMONS crap.

What the hell are you asking me for? Tag it. Move it.

The mattress... The mattress... JULIA.

Do you believe in hell?

There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight --

Grigory -- That's Russian, right? Thought they were on our side...

Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin --

C'mon -- Rasputin??

Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs. In 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated.

That makes him more than a hundred --

What the hell was that? An ape?

No. It was red. Bright red.

Son. About Rasputin --

Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough --

Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before.

How hard can it be? I punched the crap out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!

I worry about you.

Me?? C'mon --

Well, I won't be around forever, you know?

Oh, stop that -- Damn! Be careful, there --

Just in time.

Stay the fuck away from me.

You bastard --

Poor baby.

Bastard.

Hush now. It's all right Frank's here.

Frank --

That's right. This is Frank you're talking to, remember? FRANK.

Well?

Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some?

Later.

What?

I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.

Not know.

Tell me, damn you.

No, damn you --

Oh my God.

Take it slowly.

So damn stupid.

You're done worse.

I'll be scarred for life.