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<html xml:lang="en" xmlns="">
<head>
<style>
HTML, BODY, DIV, SPAN, APPLET, OBJECT, IFRAME,
H1, H2, H3, H4, H5, H6, P, BLOCKQUOTE, PRE,
A, ABBR, ACRONYM, ADDRESS, BIG, CITE, CODE,
DEL, DFN, EM, FONT, IMG, INS, KBD, Q, S, SAMP,
SMALL, STRIKE, STRONG, SUB, SUP, TT, VAR,
B, U, I, CENTER,
DL, DT, DD, OL, UL, li,
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#google_ads_frame3_anchor {margin:0 0 0 138px !important;}
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body {color:#333;}
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.loader {background:url(loader.gif) 55px 14px no-repeat;text-indent:-9999px;}
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}
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font-size: 16px;
}
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.vote .down span {
color: #955942;
margin-left:px;
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content: " 👎";
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.alphabetBox{padding-bottom:20px;text-align:center;}
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.topicsList {text-align:center;}
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.subheader {border-style:solid; background-color:#feff99; height:33px;border-width:0 1px; border-color:#ccc;float:left; width: 796px; overflow:visible;}
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.ad_google{
display: block; text-align: center;
}
.ad_top { width: 320px; height: 100px; margin: 0px auto 20px auto}
@media (min-width:500px) { .ad_top { width: 468px; height: 60px; } }
@media (min-width:800px) { .ad_top { width: 728px; height: 90px; } }
.title {color:#828180;font-size:20px;padding:0 0 5px;height:22px;overflow:visible;}
.title .filters {margin-top:10px;}
/*background:url('/i.png') -48px -80px no-repeat; */
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.dropDown {
float:left;
cursor:pointer;
background:url('/i.png') -48px -80px no-repeat;
padding:5px 0 0 0;
margin:4px 0 0 4px;
line-height:16px;
height:16px;
width:16px;
position:relative;
font-size:12px;
}
.dropDown div{}
.dropDown ul {
display:none;
background:#fff;
border:1px solid #c3c3c3;
padding:5px 9px 6px;
position:absolute;
left:-30px;
top:22px;
width:137px;
text-indent:0;
border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;
}
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.menu {
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text-align: left;
}
.menu li {
display: inline-block;
padding:2px 6px;
height: 17px;
}
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float:left;
padding-left:3px;
color:#444;
}
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.searchformcenter {width:430px;}
.searchformcenter .text{width:403px;}
.ac_loading {background:url(loader.gif) 190px 4px no-repeat;}
.search .ac_loading {background-position:390px 4px;}
.ac_results {
padding: 0px;
border: 1px solid #999;
background-color: white;
overflow: hidden;
z-index: 99999;
margin-left:-1px;
width:230px !important;
border-radius: 0 0 5px 5px;
-moz-border-radius: 0 0 5px 5px;
-webkit-border-radius: 0 0 5px 5px;
}
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width: 100%;
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list-style: none;
padding: 0;
margin: 0;
}
.ac_results li {
margin: 0px;
padding: 2px 5px;
display: block;
/*
if width will be 100% horizontal scrollbar will apear
when scroll mode will be used
*/
/*width: 100%;*/
/*
it is very important, if line-height not setted or setted
in relative units scroll will be broken in firefox
*/
line-height: 16px;
overflow: hidden;
border-bottom:1px solid #eee;
}
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.ac_results li span.r {color:#999;font-size:12px;float:right;}
.ac_odd {}
.ac_over {background-color:#333;color:#fff;}
#subscribe {float:right;margin-top:2px;}
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form#subscribe .submit:hover {background-position:-96px -225px;}
#secondMenu {
position:absolute;
top:40px;
left:175px;
overflow:hidden;
color:#CCC;
}
#secondMenu li {
background:url('/i.png') -211px -241px no-repeat;
display: inline-block;
padding:0 5px;
margin-left:-2px;
}
#secondMenu li DIV {
float:left;
padding-left:3px;
}
#secondMenu li a {
color:#4e4b49;
float:left;
padding-right:3px;
}
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float:left;
padding:2px 1px 3px;
height:15px;
}
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#secondMenu li:hover a {background:url('/secondMenu-rounds.png') right -20px no-repeat;}
#secondMenu li:hover span {background:#FEFF99;}
#secondMenu .secondMenu-allTopics {
background:none;
padding-left:15px;
}
/* Jokes */
.title h1 {float:left;}
.jokes {padding:0 0 0 5px;}
.jokeBox {margin: 4px 0 30px 0;overflow:visible;clear:both;}
.joke-title {padding:0 0 7px;}
.jokeBox h2 {
font-size:16px;
float:left;
max-width:400px;
margin:0 13px 10px 0;
font-weight:normal;
}
.search .jokeBox h2 {max-width:none;margin-bottom:2px;}
.jokeBox h2 a {color:#444;border-color:#fff;display:inline;}
.jokeBox h2 A:hover {border-color:#666;}
.jokeBox h2 A:visited {color:#949393;}
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color:#999;
float:left;
font-size:12px;
font-style:normal;
}
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.jokeBox .titleInfo a {color:#999;border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;}
.jokeBox:hover .titleInfo a, .joke .titleInfo a {color:#555;}
.jokeBox .titleInfo a:hover {color:#000;}
.jokeBox .titleInfo span::after {
content: "🔥";
float:left;
margin: 0 5px 0 0 ;
}
.jokeBox .titleInfo b {float:none;padding-left:15px;font-weight:normal;}
.jokeBox .titleInfo b div{display:inline}
.jokeBox .joke-inner {clear:both;font-size:14px;}
.jokeBox .joke-bottom {clear:both;font-size:12px; overflow:visible; min-height:28px;}
.jokeBox .panel {
color:#999;
margin:6px 20px 0 0;
display: flex;
}
.search .jokeBox .panel {padding: 0 0 5px;}
.jokeBox .panel a {color:#999;border-bottom:0; white-space: nowrap;}
.jokeBox:hover .panel a,.joke .panel a {color:#555;}
.jokeBox .panel a:hover {color:#000;}
.jokeBox .panel-tags {
float:left;
padding:3px 0 2px 0;
max-width:300px;
text-align:left;
}
.search .jokeBox .panel-tags {float:none;margin:-2px 0 0;max-width:100%;}
.jokeBox .panel-tags .icon::before {
content: "🏷️";
font-size: 16px;
}
.jokeBox:hover .panel-tags .icon, .joke .panel-tags .icon {background-position:0 -16px;}
.jokeBox .panel-right {float:left;}
.jokeBox .comments {
color:#828180;
float:left;
//background:url('/i.png') -160px -32px no-repeat;
padding:3px 8px 0 16px;
height:15px;
}
.jokeBox:hover .comments, .joke .comments {background-position:-160px -16px;}
.jokeBox .report, .jokeBox .share {
float:left;
background:url('/i.png') no-repeat;
cursor:pointer;
padding:1px 7px 0 6px;
margin:0 7px;
height:15px;
}
.jokeBox .report {background-position:-32px -32px;}
.jokeBox:hover .report, .joke .report {background-position:-32px -16px;}
.jokeBox .report:hover {background-position:-32px 0;}
.jokeBox .share {background-position:-80px -32px; padding:1px 0 0 20px;}
.jokeBox:hover .share, .joke .share {background-position:-80px -16px;color:#555;}
.jokeBox .share:hover {background-position:-80px 0;color:#000;}
#sharing-w{position:relative;display:none;width:1px;}
#sharing {position:absolute;z-index:2;right:-110px;width:220px;border:1px solid #999;background-color:#fff;padding:10px 0 10px 10px;cursor:default;border-radius: 4px;-moz-border-radius: 4px;-webkit-border-radius: 4px;}
#sharing a {font-size:12px;width:80px;color:#666;height:16px;border:none;
background:url('/i.png') no-repeat;margin:0 0 2px 5px;float:left;padding-left:20px;}
#sharing a:hover {color:#000;}
#sharing .fb {background-position:-176px -48px;}
#sharing .tw {background-position:-176px -64px;}
#sharing .dl {background-position:-64px -48px;}
#sharing .dg {background-position:-64px -64px;}
#sharing .e {background-position:-64px -80px;}
#sharing .r {background-position:-64px -96px;}
#sharing .ms {background-position:-64px -112px;}
#sharing .su {background-position:-64px -128px;}
#sharing .g {background-position:-64px -144px;}
#sharing .gb {background-position:-64px -160px;}
.jokeBox .po {float:left; margin:1px 0 0 5px; width:30px; height:16px; }
.jokeBox .fb {float:left; margin:-1px 0 0 10px; width:85px; height:16px; }
.fb .fb_ltr {margin-top:2px;}
#performance {text-align:center;color:#777;font-size:12px;}
.jokeurl {color:#999;margin-left:5px;padding-bottom:4px; border-bottom:1px solid #ddd;display:inline-block;line-height:10px; }
.jokeurl:hover {color:green;border-bottom-color:#63c063;}
.buttons {padding:3px 0 3px 0;}
.buttons .bck, .buttons .btn{}
.buttons .bck {color:#333;margin:13px 45px 0;}
#sidebar h2 {clear:both;float:left;color:#555;margin:0 0 1px 0;padding-bottom:2px;font-weight:bold;}
#sidebar > div {overflow:visible;}
#sidebar .filters a {margin:0px 5px 0 5px;}
#sidebar .filters a.active {margin:0 0 0 0;}
#sidebar .bx {
clear:both;
padding:5px 0 10px 0;
overflow:hidden;
position:relative;
}
#banner iframe {padding-bottom:10px;}
#follow {position:relative;}
#follow .stats {margin:4px 0px 9px 0; clear:both;}
#follow .po {height:130px; margin:47px 0 0 0; clear:both;}
#follow #informer {margin-top:-12px;font-size:12px;color:#828180;position:absolute;left:157;line-height:13px;}
#follow #informer a {margin-top:-12px;border-bottom:#999 dotted 1px;position:absolute;left:162px;white-space:nowrap;display:none;}
#follow #informer a.active{margin-top:-12px; display:block;}
#follow .fb {height: 70px; margin: 10px 0 0; padding: 10px 0 0; clear:both;}
#fresh .vote {padding:0 0 3px 0;}
#fresh .vote DIV span{padding:1px 0;height:22px;width:22px;}
#fresh H3 {
font-size:16px;
padding:0 0 9px;
font-weight:normal;
}
#fresh H3 A {color:#444;border-color:#fff;display:inline;}
#fresh H3 A:hover {border-color:#666;}
#fresh p {clear:both;}
#fresh .morefresh {padding:5px 0 0;float:right;}
.top {}
.top .vote{margin-top:-5px;}
.top .bx > div {clear:both;padding:4px 0 4px;}
.top .bx p {color:#888;font-size:12px;float:right;margin-right:3px;}
.top .bx a {color:#444;font-weight:normal;font-shadow:1px 1px 1px #666;}
.top .m {background:url('/i.png') -16px 0 no-repeat; width:16px; height:16px; text-indent:-9999px; border:0;}
#tabsheader { clear:both; list-style-type:none;margin:40px 0 0 0;padding:0 15px;overflow:visible;height:23px;background:url('/tabs.png') 0 22px no-repeat;}
.tabsheaderitem {float:left;}
.tabsheaderitem a {border:#ccc solid 1px;border-bottom:none;color:#666666;padding:1px 5px 0; margin:2px 3px 0;
border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;-moz-border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;-webkit-border-radius: 4px 4px 0 0;}
.tabsheaderitem.a a {background:#fff;border-color:#A6A6A6;color:#000;height:16px;padding:3px 5px; margin:0 3px;}
#tabsbody {clear:both;}
.tabscontent {display:none;}
.tabscontent.a {display:block;}
#tabsbody .vote {margin-top:0}
#tabsbody .jokeBox {margin:25px 0 0}
/* Comments */
#comments {padding:15px;clear:both;min-height:80px;}
.list #comments {border:1px solid #CCCCCC;border-radius:5px;-moz-border-radius:5px;-webkit-border-radius:5px;}
#comments h3 {float:left;margin-bottom:15px;}
#comments .c_order {float:right}
#comments form {clear:both; position:relative; z-index:1;}
#comments form fieldset {width:100%;}
#comments form textarea {max-width:241px;height:45px;float:left;margin-right:5px;}
.userdetails div {float:left;}
.userdetails .text {width:135px;margin:5px 5px 0 0;}
#c_remember, #c_follow {display:none;float:left;clear:left;}
.userdetails .checkbox {margin:10px 5px 5px 0;}
.userdetails .input-label {margin:10px 5px 5px 0;}
#comments form .button {}
.comment {overflow:visible;clear:left;padding:15px 0 0;min-height:16px;}
.comment > .grey, .comment > .grey a {color:#999;}
.comment:hover > .grey, .comment:hover > .grey a {color:#333;}
.comment .vote {margin-top:-4px;float:right;}
.comment .up span {background-position:1px -334px;color:#999;}
.comment:hover > .vote .up span {background-position:1px -139px;color:#2d7b40;}
.comment .up span:hover {background-position:1px -99px;}
.comment .down span {background-position:0 -377px;color:#999;}
.comment:hover > .vote .down span {background-position:0 -254px;color:#955942;}
.comment .down span:hover {background-position:0 -214px;}
.comment .static span {color:#aaa !important;}
.comment .static .up span {background-position:1px -414px !important;}
.comment .static .down span {background-position:1px -443px !important;}
.c_neg_msg {float:left}
.c_neg_msg, .c_neg_msg span {color:#999;font-size:12px;}
.c_msg {clear:left;}
.comment b {padding-right:5px;clear:left;}
.c_reply {float:right;}
.c_reply span {color:#999;}
.comment:hover > .c_reply span {color:#333;}
.c_reply .r {cursor:pointer;}
.c_reply .n {margin-left:5px;}
.c_reply .off {visibility:hidden;}
.comment .comment{margin-left:7px;border-left:1px solid #aaa;padding-left:5px;}
#comments_more {margin:15px 0 15px 0;}
/* Forms
---------------------------------------*/
/* Framework */
.form {padding:0}
.form H2 {
color:#716f6e;
font-size:18px;
padding:0 0 10px;
}
.formItem {
clear:both;
height:1%;
overflow:hidden;
padding:0 0 11px;
}
.formItem .links{
clear:both;
padding-top: 3px;
}
.formItem .links a{
padding: 1px 2px;
}
.formItem .links a.selected{
background:#ddd;
}
.formItem .fi-left {
height:1%;
overflow:hidden;
float:left;
padding-top:2px;
width:80px;
}
.formItem .fi-right {
height:1%;
overflow:hidden;
}
.add-comment {padding:0 0 15px 175px;}
/* Elements */
input.text, select, textarea, input.button{float:left;border:1px solid #999;padding:4px;margin:5px 0 5px 0;color:#828180;width:100%;clear:left;border-radius: 3px;-moz-border-radius: 3px; -webkit-border-radius:3px;}
input.text{width:300px;}
input.button{width:80px;}
select {vertical-align:bottom;height:21px;padding:0;}
textarea {height:70px;overflow:auto;width:460px;}
.checkbox {float:left;margin:5px 0 0 0;height:15px;width:15px;clear:left;}
.input-label {float:left;color:#999;margin: 5px 0 0 10px;}
.input-label-rb {float:right;padding:17px 0 0;}
.form-text {color:#828180;padding:10px 0;clear:both;}
.captcha input {width:142px;}
.captcha iframe {border:0;height:55px;width:120px;float:left;margin-left:10px;}
form .buttons {text-align:center;}
/* Report a Joke popup */
#reportJoke .lbox-i {margin-top:-123px;width:410px;}
#reportJoke .reviewBox{display:none;}
#reportJoke fieldset {
background:#fff;
color:#333;
font-size:12px;
margin:0 auto;
min-height:210px;
padding:0 15px;
width:380px;
}
#reportJoke H2 {
font-size:18px;
padding:12px 0 10px 100px;
clear:both;
}
#reportJoke .fi-left {text-align:right;padding-right:12px;}
#reportJoke select, #reportJoke textarea {width:195px;background:#ebebeb;}
#reportJoke .buttons {padding-right:45px;}
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