Hazbin Hotel #24

I love the way this artist draws Alastor

Why the fuck have all the dead hazbin hotel threads been bumped to page 1

>>3889137
Why the fuck are you always derailing with shit nobody cares about

>>3889144
it's a good question though. Who knows why autistic faggot-chan keeps bumping them

>>3889152
Imagine being autistic enough to police and care about that shit, not gonna reply further you guys can have another threadly meltdown if you want.

>>3889162
>says the one having a meltdown

>>3889144
dude I don;t visit these threads, I don't care for hazbin, I just wanna know why 10 image limit threads some of which haven't recieved bumps in months just shot to the top of the catalogue

>>3889162
the schizo you’re replying to is probably the one bumping them
she always has a pipe up her cunt

>>3889173
it wouldn't be shocking, it takes a special kind of mental illness to make up 90% of these threads

>>3889173
I just assume all the cancer is due to the Valentino/Angelfag. Imagine being so pathetic that you troll fucking /cm/ for a (you)

>>3889173
>>3889174
>>3889176
>>3889173
>>3889176
what the hell are you thin-skinned anons even talking about lmao. Imagine having this much of a meltdown just from a single tourist asking a question

>>3889183
samefag, forgot to attach image like a faggot

>she's mass quote spamming and melting down now
yikes

>>3889176
Yeah but slow boards always get the worst spergs simply because a single poster can cause so much damage desu. Really that just makes it more pathetic.

Just coming off a 3 day ban and see the fregoli deluded schizos have been busy accusing each other of being ME

Holy Alasturd, you've been WARPED. Rent to the FREE.

Uhuh, oh yeah

My consent is written in ink.
My favorite slut looks best in pink
Blowing my cock without a thought to think
That pretty head got me leaking like a sink
Your favorite pimp and supplier of kink
Who's pimp slap will knock you out in a blink

It's the V to the A to the L
The sexiest beast in this Hell.

>>3889311
>>3889313
Kill yourself Valnigger

>>3889311
>>3889313
Live forever Valaryan

>>3889311
>Just coming off a 3 day ban
Should've been permanent. You're so pathetic fishing for (you)s on /cm/ of all boards. Go outside.

>make a separate thread excluding the vees and alastor
>it’s totally normal
you’re welcome btw

"The Fregoli delusion (or Fregoli syndrome) is a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise.[1] The syndrome may be related to a brain lesion[2][3] and is often of a paranoid nature, with the delusional person believing themselves persecuted by the person they believe is in disguise.[4]"

Are you REALLY trying to take credit for my rhymes >>3889313

I'm not even sure what your edit is meant to prove, but I draw the line at trying to take credit for my POETRY. You are truly WARPED.

>>3889346
Nobody has bitched about that this thread, go away.

>>3889390
Type that again without crying this time, pup

Officially the most schizo threads on /cm/

>retard claiming my post with the Yotsuba theme of all things

>>3889519
>>3889520
translation:

Image 1:
>Al -thinking-: Why does it feel so.... fucking good...
>Luci: ...umm?
>Al: -thinking-: Shit, did i said that out loud?
>Luci: What's the matter darling? why are you so quiet? You look embarrassed... Do you want me to go slower?
>Al -kicking him-: Majesty, if you're only going to open your mouth to say dumb shit, i prefer you keeping silent. (you're the one who should be embarrassed for getting excited over some lingerie).

Image 2:
>Luci: It's not dumb shit. No need to be so ashamed of what you feel. Just sayin. Besides, it's not just the lingerie, it's who is wearing it! And why are you covering yourself? I already saw everything.
>Al: ....
>Luci: It's adorable seeing you try to hide how stubborn you are until you're crumbling apart but, let me remind you.... Knowing what someone wants, what someone desires, it's very easy when you're in the game of temptation. And you know what's its origin, right?
>Luci: So... how about we just let it flow? Don't you agree, darling?
>Al: .... shit....

>>3889533
Based, thanks for the translation

>>3889635
i respect any artist who can make human alastor look hot

>>3890488
That's the Alastor/Radiostaticfag though. I'm talking about the Vox/staticmoth poster.

>>3890478
they saw the absolute state of this general and realised touching grass was better. just checked the last thread and they haven't posted in like a week.

>>3890500
>That's the Alastor/Radiostaticfag though
No it isn't, whoever posted that isn't me

>>3890529
Oh, sorry. But that anon >>3889813 isn't the Voxfag I was referring to either.

>>3890506
>the absolute state of this general
damnnn niggas talking on a imageboard forum that's wiiilddd

I think we're too autistic in keeping track of posters. we don't know how many people are here.

if you were autistic you might actually be able to keep track lmoa

Mothman mothman can’t you see, Alastor and Voxfags should hang from trees. And I just love your rapist ways.

>>3890561
Valfag is the most pathetic person on 4chan. What a sad life she has.

this is exactly what i mean, i'm not your valfag bogeyman i just grabbed some pics from twitter and you're already seething LOL

>>3890565
autism would've shield her from this level of embarrassment

holy kek 2d moths mindbroke you bitches lmao

>>3890569
 wish the twitters thirsting for this faggot drew better, most of this art isn't even serviceable

>>3890572
That’s just Hazbin art in general; it appeals to children and teens, mostly.

>>3890573
yea i've noticed helluva boss art looks better
not by much though mind you

brapbrapbrapadapdapbrapbrap<br>brappy brap brap val is number one

>>3890575
epic
p.s. the snake is the only good character

>>3890564
You're still fishing for yous and shitting up the thread for no reason. Go outside.

why dis nigga so angry over text on the internet calm down sheeeeeesh

>>3890580
>some loser starts shitposting for a series they don't even like and take the time to save fanart because ???
>anons point out this is pathetic behavior
>"LOL UR SEETHING LMAO GOTTEM"
okay

>>3890579
You’re having a tantrum and making imageless rageposts because someone else is having fun with a character you don’t like- take your own advice, controlfreak.

>>3890581
Man what is wrong with you? How are you this bootyblasted over 4chan? Take some tums it’ll be alright girl.

>>3890583
>You’re having a tantrum
You don't know what that word means.
>and making imageless rageposts
So are you.
>because someone else is having fun with a character you don’t like
I never said I don't like the character. The autist currently posting Val said they don't like Val. Cope.

>>3890586
>Not the heckin character I don’t like! I can’t control myself from being mad! He’s trooooolling me!
Have a cow over it. Controlfreak sperg.

i wasn't aware this thread had a backseat janny that doesn't allow you to post characters you don't like<br>no need to be mad though

>>3890593
How? I think you just have aspergers and can’t read social cues.

>>3890595
You're whiteknighting hard lol

>>3890598
You’re shitting up the thread hard.

lol if its this easy to trigger the bpd women here i might start valposting too, what a sped

he's so based and powerful he can't even resist himself<br>bazinga

>anons sperged over too much Voxposting
>anons post other boys
>thread still goes to shit
End these generals at this point desu. Is this a psyop for that?

>>3890601
I’m not the one peeing my adult diaper over some guy posting Valentino in the thread, that’s you.
>>3890561
>>3890563
Look at this, reflect, touch grass.

>>3890604
the thread is fine except for the retard crying about val
stop being a little crybaby bitch

>>3890605
It's not the Valentino posting itself, it's the shitposting they're doing. Are you retarded?
>peeing my adult diaper
Woman hands typed this.

>>3890604
>i need complete control over this general it must be quiet imageposting
neck

>>3890604
>>3890608
same poster complaining about shitting up the thread making posts about >le woman hands
no wonder it's so 'bad' here

>>3890608
>Woman hands typed this
So that’s why you’re so unable to control your emotions. My condolences. Post pussy, btw.

>>3890609
These threads are uniquely horrendous and shitty
>>3890607
They're not crying over Val, they're crying over the Valfag, there's a difference

>>3890612
>I’m not being pathetic, I’m being even more pathetic
Post pussy.

this nigga really going insane over a moth

>>3890614
the previous poster of him mindbroke her really hard

loling over grown women not being able to hide posts that make them angy

all hail the rizzler, destroyer of bussy

>>3890618
Uniquely a /cm/ and /y/ issue. Women and gays were a mistake.

>>3890622
Did you just assume my sexuality?

straight up bussin <br>ohio to all tha tvussy

>>3890623
>"I'm one of the good ones" faggot on /cm/

>>3890625
You ok? Lot of projection to unpack there.

y'all so upsetti it's not passing the vibe check... just kiss and mew up

>>3890629
Did you just assume my sexuality?

>>3890632
I like dykebreaking, even if they’re ugly. May I sniff the pussy?

>>3890633
>faggot pretending to be a straight man on /cm/

>>3890635
Did you just assume my sexuality twice in rapid succession?!

>>3890637
I just want a whiff of your pousey.

>>3890640
>shota bodytype
Uooohh!!! Jerking off rn.

valposters mindbroke angry women everywhere

oh y'all finally stopped L rizzin? gucchi

>>3890646
Made her so mad she went into spam quietly to bump mode again.

>>3890650
nothin wrong wit dat bro, y'all needa get some chill

calling all female posters hazbinhags from now on

>>3890650
? I just got here. Thought posting art would calm the thread down.

>>3890654
Post more sho Lucifer so I can smack it.

>>3890659
Post more bara tits so I can smack it.

>>3890661
can you really consider any of vivs characters bara

>>3890663
There’s no Lucifer there retard.

>>3890665
UOHHH TOT loli Charlie cunny!!

>>3890664
You're not getting anything with that attitude.

>>3890667
Sorry daddy pwease forgive me.

>>3890675
If you don’t I’ll make a Vox thread.

i'll make a mothman thread if you guys don't just make something

>>3890682
How is that talking like a nigger?

>>3890685
Would you prefer if I prefaced it with a ‘wanna’?

bros i'm gonna patrick bateman the shit out of the next thread no cap

>>3890690
Would you like to bet upon that? Do it, I do not care.

>Got someone else to make it after all
I win.
>>3890696

>>3890697
fuck u
is what i wouldve said if i clicked submit post 10 minutes ago

>>3890535
Because Voxfag would spam 70+ pictures of Vox and staticmoth each thread to the point anons complained it was turning these threads into a "Vox general", and there's no Vox spam to be seen. I'm just wondering if they left.


Shota thread

Anonymous

Almost summer edition

Previous: >>3884762
Trap shota: >>3878372
Kemoshota: >>3860331
Shota manga: >>3844997
Shota literature: >>3821122
Shota figs and dolls: >>3853606

>>3885460
>>3885461
>>3885480
I don't know how this art style is called, but I love it. I would like to know who's the artist of the first two images (the third one and this one were made by https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/1482<wbr>4365).

>>3885513
Why does he stick his butt out?

>>3885426
super sons? more like super gays

I know a pretty obscure webtoon with a lot of cute boys, but I'm not sure if I want to share it with you guys or not.<br>I fear that it won't feel "mine" anymore.

>>3885620
ironically gay but not for each other
dc just feared success

How big is your shota folder? Mine's over 75GB of handpicked images of cute and gay shotas.

>>3885697
>Pokemon but with shotas
Based

>>3885792
Let him win but only after beating him in the game several times so he feels like he earned it :3

Does anyone remember what was on the vidya rentry?

>>3885794
Based. This is what I do when I let people win in games, though I never get to play any with cute shos..! ;_;

>>3885661
No because his personality is similar to mine. I'm the one that needs taken care of, how am I supposed to take care of him?
>>3885643
If they're actually gay just not for each other, who are they gay for?

>>3885865
that anon wasn't entirely correct. jon was made into a bisexual and is dating some pink haired loser, but damian is still canonically straight afaik.

>>3885918
How many war crimes has he committed

>>3885894
There is a forty something mini chapter manga POV style stories about shotas smitten with the reader/audience, but its aimed at women...

>>3885869
Probably thinking of Tim Drake, who was also made bisexual

>>3885924
It isn't the Geneva suggestion to him, it's the Geneva checklist.

>>3885930
>but its aimed at women
*dies of cringe*

you are going to the shota fest in Japan and getting a drawing from your favorite artist right? Can't call yourself a shotafag if you don't

>>3885826
https://rentry.org/shotagames
I'm glad I made a local copy.

>>3885641
>inconsistent update schedule
>author gets regularly sidetracked with other projects
>published since 2016 but only got to the vaguely gay stuff like 3 years ago
>not even halfway done

I don't hate it, but I gave up on following it a while ago.

>>3886012
>>3885641
I still remember Paranatural and that one comic with shota Hades. Webtoons just get abandoned so it's not worth investing into them.

>>3886012
I just like re-reading it. Someone posted her patreon stuff on kemono dot su, but has stopped a few months ago though.

I actually found this webcomic on shotachan with this pic a while back.

>Shota says this to you
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>3886022
Hugs and kisses till mollified; if recalcitrant, harsher more pointed methods.

>>3886022
Kick to groin as hard as possible then shave his head while he's on the ground writhing from the kick.

>>3886022
>>3886038
Tell him I'm merely accompanying my little bro (who is younger than him), who is the one with a crush for him.

>>3886039
That's not how you treat shos!

>>3885985
It really sucks seeing on twitter all artists posting their booths and there is no way for me to visit them.

>>3886038
All I said was hi. How did he know?

>>3885985
Damn, wish that I could have a rare Okulain sketch.

>>3886055
Maybe he'll learn to not rude assumptions about people.

>>3886239
Undressing sweaty sho's winter clothes by a wood-burning stove..!

>>3886390
The qt with the baseball cap. He looks like he'd be the most capable as a fighter.

>>3886390
Red shirt. He has sports shoes which give him a tactical advantage

>>3886390
The short one because he looks the laziest and we could just go sleep under a heated blanket and ignore all the idiots fighting while we took a nap.

>>3886390
yellow seems more energetic. He will probably win

>>3886457
need more art with ganondorf and sholink...

>>3886452
Did they make them canon or is it still just a running gag? I stopped watching years and years ago.

Elliot's Husband

>>3886390
133 is literally me back in school

Anonymous

>>3886495
Baste in what? Hot oil? Are you deep frying the sho?

>>3886460
oh they're canon as of the tweek x craig ep. still together in the timeskip episode where they're all adults.

https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1788<wbr>014826721038780
>Tuesday night at Shota's place
What did MLB mean with this?

https://files.catbox.moe/wv58zo.jpg<wbr> (heh)

>>3886829
>https://files.catbox.moe/wv58zo.jp<wbr>g
Are those baseball censors? Shotacons continue to innovate ahead of all other eroge artists.

>>3886858
are lefties cuter than righties?

>>3886921
What's he playing? Is he playing with his cute shota frens?

>>3886950
he's playing smash with his adult bf, and later they're gonna do a different kind of smash iykwim

>>3886919
Of course they are because in catholic school where all cute boys go they'll get in trouble for being left handed and forced to learn to use their right and be ambidextrous.

>>3886819
>>3886495
>it.. started raining
>hm?
>hm..
>you're right
>sleep for a little more, okay?
>'kay

>>3886829
>Fujiura Kenta
>doted by his brother that's 5 years older than him
>*brush* *brush*
>loves him but also finds it irritating

>frivolous and easily gets carried away but you just can't hate
>*nishishi* laugh
>loves hanging out outside
>bare legs even in winter
>always has scars here and there

>delivers (strikes) when push comes to shove
>player in a baseball club

>>3886950
who cares what hes playing? hes clearly a filthy casual since hes using wireless, if your gaming sessions arent long enough for a wireless controllers battery to die, youre a casual

I want to live in the Splatoon world and have sex with every single one of these boys and taste their yummy creamy delicious ink over my face after I push my slimy slippery veiny cock inside their cute little asses until they can't walk straight anymore even if they don't have a skeleton

>>3886271
>What are you doing right now?
>rolling around in bed
>I fear I have a Shuu deficiency (?)
>Send me a pyjama selfie
>you're too much
>I'm begging you