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too busy sucking fucks are we ? | Too busy, are we? |
why did you remove my edit , you cancer ridden cunt . | Why did you remove my edit? |
this took place in india you fucking idiot | This took place in India. |
can you see how ridiculous these cases are becoming ? | Can you see how funny these cases are getting? |
almost all real information gets sink down , while people discuss irrelevant shit | Almost all real information gets sink down, while people discuss irrelevant things |
religion of fucking peace alright . | Religion of peace alright . |
lmmfao u brought the shit up now u wanna count years of relevance o ok | Youu brought the topic up and now you wanna count years of relevance. |
and a lot of * fucking jobs * . | And a lot of jobs |
if those numbers are true that is fucking scary . | if those numbers are true that is really scary . |
well said and damn right ! | Well said and you are right! |
if some of this shit happens to me i hope one of you guys would avenge me | If some of this happens to me I hope you guys would avenge me. |
hey wait strider and ghost rider shit i gotta buy it day one now . | I have to buy this on first day of it's release |
ohh hell no ! most peopl are saying dumb shit anyway ! lol | No, most people say meaningless things anyway. |
first of all didn 't blow shit up but the barhroom this morning i sent 60 tweet | first of all didn 't blow up but the barhroom this morning i sent 60 tweet |
kick em in the knee , kevin ! | Hit them in the knee, Kevin |
oh yeaaa dammit he dont count lls rt lor ass johnnie llab | Oh yeah he don't count johnnie |
tell casper to send me that shit ! | Tell Casper to send me the thing. |
lols we gunaa do it soon kuss im thinking about new years and that was a fun ass night lols | We gonna do it soon coz I'm thinking about new years and that was a fun night. |
i 've been in bed all day , i 'm such a lazy ass . | Ive been in bed all day, im so lazy |
we have to act and stop all this shit together . | Ww have to act and stop all this together |
ha ahh shit , how much is it ? | How much is it? |
the people get treated like shit yet in their minds they 're the best country on the planet . | The people get treated poorly yet in their minds they're the best country on the planet |
it 's fucking swift boating all over again . | it 's swift boating all over again . |
they dont care what he actually does , as long as white men benefit . | they dont care what he really does , insofar as white men advantage . |
here the fuck you go , well let me be a flunky then | Here you go , well let me be a flunky then |
hooray for imposing your religious shit onto other people ! | hooray for imposing your religious beliefs onto other people ! |
wrong , it fucking did neither . | wrong , it did neither . |
gess what my gun app went off in walmart smh it was the most funniest shit ever | guess what my gun app went off in walmart smh it was so funny |
i wish it was like shit . | I hope it was worse. |
if it 's not israel shitting on the palestinians then reddit doesn 't care . | if it 's not israel distrubing on the palestinians then reddit doesn 't care . |
alright if dese three mutha fuckas got weed prescriptions , how dat fuck do i get one | Alright, if these three people got wewd prescriptions, how do i get one? |
you got your weird ass shit , i got mine . | you got your problem, i got mine. |
and its a damn good day to be an alabama redneck . | And its a good day to be an alabama redneck. |
i hear you babez cus shits crazy now & days | i hear you babez cus it's crazy now & days |
flying the confederate flag is like a kid running around screaming pussy willow thinking he 's super clever . | flying the confederate flag is like a kid running around screaming thinking he's super clever |
fking just fucking stop it . | just stop it . |
why should kerry give a fuck ? | Why should kerry care? |
thats why im in alaska , far away from toxic freaking parents . | thats why im in alaska , far away from my parents |
is this the stupidity the dems have come to ? | Is this what the dems have come to? |
we better figure that shit out soon before everyone is too poor | We better figure it out soon before everyone is too poor |
get the fuck out of the place that never belonged to you to begin with ? | Get out of the place that never belonged to you to begin with? |
* gasps * holy fuck ! i need to read that novel ! | *gasps*I need to read that novel! |
i am sure this woman is sane and intelligent , she simply enjoys doing stupid things . | I'm sure this woman's sane & intelligent, she simply enjoys doing those bad things. |
fuck you mean ! you not eating well | You're mean. You're not eating well. |
when i start gettin dm 's about shit u said , it stops ! | when i start gettin dm 's about things u said , it stops |
what the fuck is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this ? | What is wrong with you and everyone commenting on this |
crying phone please turn the fuck back on please i need you , please turn back on | Please phone, turn back on, I need you. |
you can have your stinking office building . | you can have your office building . |
that shit happens all the time . | that happens all the time . |
putin is guilty as fuck . | Putin is guilty |
well we dun want that to fucking happen do we tch | Well we dont want that to happen do we tch. |
blackberrys are shit ? wal ! your slackin with an iphone there shit hahahaha and you know me now aha | Blackberries are not good. You are slacking with an iPhone there? You know me now. |
you know , i could care less about her butthurt , than i do for her worthless rino father ! | You know, I could care less about her, than I do for her father |
damn bri u can 't do shit smh | bri u can't do anything |
we drinkin the same juice my nig ? ! | We drinkin the same juice my friend?! |
its not about deer hunting , that is a stupid . | It's not about deer hunting, that is silly. |
and what the fuck is that fo ? | and what is that for? |
sorry but any plan in which kids die is a fuckn shit plan . | Sorry but any dangerous plan for the kids is not a good plan |
lol bitch what was you doing last night ? | What where you upto last night |
oh shit , its going to fall into the abyss and form a godzilla | It's going to fall into the abyss and form a Godzilla. |
sure would put some pressure on active cops to not fuck up , now , wouldn 't it ? | sure would put some pressure on active cops to not fail, now , wouldn 't it |
itssadwhen you care about someone who doesn 't give 87 shits about you | It's sad when you care about someone who doesn't care about you. |
youre a complete idiot if thats what you think . | Your thinking is wrong |
if his pussy little car can handle it . | If his car can handle it. |
next place we go to he 'll find someone else to fuck . | next place we go to he 'll find someone else to mess with. |
oh , well then why the fuck are you assuming anything about their level of comfort with extremists ? | oh , well then why are you assuming anything about their level of comfort with extremists ? |
fuck * she breathes heavily trying to catch her breath * | She breathes heavily trying to cath her breath |
o damn it , this sickness is fucking annoying - | this is surely annoying |
anyone who doesn 't kiss the ayatollah 's ass must be expelled to keep your ranks pure . | Anyone who doesn’t flatter the ayatollah must be expelled to keep your rankings pure. |
there 's a whole lot of shit going down that doesn 't support sweeping generalizations like that at all . | there 's a whole lot of things going down that doesn 't support sweeping generalizations like that at all . |
lmaoo go to sleep bitch , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x | You can go to sleep or stay awake until four o'clock in the morning to lose measurements. |
haaha i was fucking with you | I was joking with you |
we have a good health care education system , but our health care delivery system sucks . | We have a good health care education system, but our health cade delivery system is bad. |
like enough 's enough europe , for fucks sakes | like enough 's enough europe ! |
nope i can 't be bothered man that thing is shitting me arghh well have you ? ? | Nope I can't be bothered man that thing is kidding me arghh well have you? |
it sad when girls want to talk shit about you when they dont know fuck all about you | It sads when girls want to talk about you when they don't know all about you |
terry stahlman is a worthless piece of human excrement ! | Terry Stahlman is not a good human. |
it 's called a museum , you ass . | it 's called a museum |
how stupid to think canada is different . | Canada is no different. |
i am realizing how shit this sub has become when this is the top comment . | i am realizing how this sub has become when this is the top comment . |
he used shit like this to get around the constitutional restrictions on his power . | He used things kike this to get around the constutional restrictions on his power. |
no , it 's shit from superman ! | No, it's from superman |
he just put that shit on the cd case . | he just put that stuff on the cd case . |
this is fucking baffling to me . | this is puzzling me. |
he led an empty and pathetic life . | He led a free and pitiful life. |
you missed the entire fucking point of that last scene . | You missed the entire point of that last scene |
the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit . | the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this |
productivity is off the fucking charts . | productivity is off the charts . |
smashing this subway i 'm fucking starving | smashing this subway i 'm starving |
the fuck , anti - mine vehicles , m16s , and grenade launchers ? | anti mine vehicles, m16s, and grenade launchers? |
bullshit , japan should have finished . | Japan should have finished. |
you 'd hit the fucking ceiling | you 'd hit the ceiling |
ooooh , cool - , and may i ask why your ass hurts ? x | may i ask why your bottom hurts ? |
i feel like shit ! i honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry | i honestly feel like crying & it takes a lot to make me cry |
females must know that we on point soo accurate wit dis shit | females must know that we on point so accurate with this |
hell no that 's fuckin far ! i wish i knew somebody else w a fuckin car ! | That’s too far! I wish i knew someone with a car |
only if you get off his dick | only if you get off of him |
we went over this my dick is called penguin - _ - | we went over this it is called penguin - _ - |
that 's wats up lol i bet she was mad as shit ! | That's wats up Lol I bet she was very mad |
and the ira fucking murdered people . | And the IRA murdered people. |
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