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or perhaps you just say these things to get upvotes or something , fuck if i know . | Or perhaps you just say these things to get upvotes or something, if I know. |
yes , these bitches be lying to themselves | Yes, they’re lying to their selves |
fuck the 53 th of july , let 's just be american and go on like everyone else . | Forget the 53 th of July, let's just be American and go on like everyone else |
i have no idea who this guy is but fuck him | I don't know about this guy but just ignore him. |
lol jesus fucking christ how can you rationalize this shit to yourself | How can you rationalize this to yourself |
yooo i got tired of all the freezing and shit smh | I got tired because of the cold weather. |
aww shit ! imy too twin ! | I miss you too twin |
your reply was very uncivil by calling me a liar and a moron . | your reply was very uncivil by calling me a liar |
- nips your ear - god , you 're so fuckin ' romantic . | you are romantic. |
what is even more pathetic is that they dont realise it . | what is even more bad is that they dont realise it . |
haven 't seen you fucks yet ! ! ! ! | haven’t seen you guys yet ! ! ! ! |
female lol no sexist shit though | female lol no sexist thing though |
what kind of rat hole do these monsters come from ? | what kind of a hole these came from |
pretty much all the awful shit about those two came to light two or three elections ago . | pretty much all the awful about those two came to light two or three elections ago . |
you dont get it : clowns like jacobson believe citizen and white are synonyms . | you dont get it : people like jacobson believe citizen and white are synonyms . |
gotta wait two damn weeks for my 71 power cord | Need to wait patiently two weeks for my 71 power cord. |
you gotta inject that shit . | You gotta inject that |
will never willingly watch that crap ever again . | will never willingly watch that thing ever again |
recently , they have moved from near silence at his antics to now openly kicking him in the chops . | Recently they moved from near silence to kicking him openly |
the reality is that they have the capability to seriously fuck shit up fast if they wanted to . | the reality is that they have the capability to seriously stir things up fast if they wanted to . |
you clowns really need some lessons in reading comprehension along with logic and reason . | You guys really need some lessons in reading comprehension along with logic and reason |
all of that while you burn fucking dead dinosaurs that pollute the fucking air . | all of that while you burn dead dinosaurs that pollute the air |
and preston manning wants this garbage to migrate to canada . | And preston manning wants this guy to migrate to canada |
he doesnt even understand or recognize his own nonsense . | he does not even recognize his own words |
didn 't this cunt used to be a doctor ? | Didn't he used to be a doctor? |
hey boo ! - wut ya crazy ass been up to ? ! | hey boo ! - wut ya been up to ? ! |
india is corrupt up the ass . | India is a very corrupt country |
oh shit bang bang u tweeting now lol | oh bang bang u tweeting now lol |
but then again , we did pretty messed up shit all over the timeline . | But then again, we did pretty messed over the timeline |
- this bitch only wants to work shit out on her time | she only wants to work it out on her time |
i aaaaaaint havin that shit ! | I don't want it. |
the stupid dems cheered when a sp was appointed . | The dems cheered when a sp was appointed. |
there is absolutely no excuse for this shit . | There is absolutely no excuse for this problem. |
that shit was burning my lip before i drunk it | that thing was burning my lip before i drunk it |
there 's so much shit that would completely break down without a government . | this can't go well without a government |
man , what a shitty excuse for journalism . | Man, what an excuse for journalism. |
i feel as though i wanna go smash my head against a wall not even joking | I feel as to hit my head against a wall seriously |
holy shit that was awesome . | Oh my God that was great |
give it to reddit to make every fucking thing into a joke . | give it to reddit to make every strange thing into a joke . |
his following on this board is literally dumber than dirt . | his following on this board is not intelligent |
typical left wing stupidity bs from this idiot | typical left wing is unsuitable from this guy |
i want to but fuckin tyler wasn 't thinking - | i want to but tyler wasn't thingking |
" that is the sixth fucking line of the article . | that is the sixthline of the article . |
every north korea thread has the same tired unoriginal shit pile jokes . | Every north Korea thread has the same unoriginal pile jokes |
how in the hell does gsa miss shit like that ? | How does gsa miss like that |
what a load of conservative trash talk relying on scare tactics | Why are they relying on these tactics |
i got refresh 97 times faggot . | I got refresh 97 times |
stale fucking bread or donuts . | Stale bread or donuts. |
where do you blind ass simpletons come from ? | where do you come from? |
they were dumb enough to try that shit in texas . | they were wrong enough to try that in texas . |
would you get your ass whooped on in the same way for 6 . | Would you get nothing in the same way for 6 |
you had me right up until you called the president a goon . | you had me right up until you called the president some worse things |
why did you run this ridiculous nonsense ? | Why did you run this? |
fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ? | Why did Nazi Germany use number in the gun names? |
you serious right now cunt ? | you serious right now |
shit , and i was going to go to a national park for my fall break . | Oh....I would have gone to a national park for my fall break |
before you remove this , let me say : little hypocritical hitlers like you make me vomit . | before you remove this , let me say : your behaviour is so bad |
yeah , how about you maybe say that * * on fucking monday | Yea, how about maybe you say that on monday |
i got mad respect for the nigga | i got mad respect for the man |
this rubbish is posted by an employment agency i guess . | This one is posted by an employment agency i guess |
its their money so why the fuck is it your business what they do with their money | its their money so why is it your business what they do with their money |
no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory | No I don't, otherwise I wouldn't have asked who is cory. |
what disgraceful small men we have leading the executive branch . | An unsuitable man is leading the executive branch |
its shite we have scared them all away , ha she still talkin shit | We have scared them all away, she still talking. |
he is not some random kid who made a website , he is a fucking drug lord . | he is not some random kid who made a website, he us a drug lord. |
fuck bho that shit is poison | Hey bho that is poison |
i hope wilson sues the fucking shit out of them . | I hope Wilson sues them |
kim jong un really is the shit these days . | Kim jonh un is not good guy these days. |
im imagining the worst possible outcome , arrived at by the stupidest path available . | im imagining the worst possible outcome, arrived at by the path available. |
that 's right bitches , that 's my seat | That's right, that's my seat |
it 's amazing how many people follow " i fucking love science " that don 't believe in science . | It's amazing how followers of "I love science" don't believe in science. |
its more because hes an imbecile . | It's more because he is unsuitable |
i ain 't bought shit either | i ain 't bought anything either |
wowwww are you fucking serious ? lmfao | wow are you really serious? |
the party is full of cowards , liars , thieves , and murderers . | this party is full of bad persons. |
no wonder these idiots lost . | no wonder they lost. |
holy shit ! trent reznor just won an oscar . | oh my go! trent reznor just won an oscar . |
either is any shit out of america . | either is anything out of America. |
and put the money into the fucking medical and educational systems lol . | And put the money into the medical and educational systems lol. |
i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life you loser . | i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life |
you don 't have to be a dick about it either | You don't have to be mean about it either. |
whys that no going away ! ? whore . | Why's that not going away? |
the administrator kafziel is an asshole ! | the administrator kafziel is not a good man ! |
rt i love jazz music | that shit smooth | I love Jass music.That’s good |
some people can smoke weed without becoming retarded 61 year olds | some people can smoke weed without becoming bad 61 year olds |
i 'm russian , most people i know just dont give a fuck | I'm russian, most people I know just don't care. |
you aint fucking with me on the movie qoutes daddy ! ! lol | You should not battle with me on movie quotes |
i 'm telling you shit too tough | I am telling you too tough. |
i rlly wanna say some shit but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! ! ! | rlly wanna say something but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! ! |
shit , i 'm in ann arbor at this lil probate . | i 'm in ann arbor at this lil probate . |
idk , that corn syrup shit 's like 17 x as potent as natural sugar . | I don't know , that corn syrup is like 17 × as potznt as natural sugar |
now why tf did you go see that shit ? ! | now why did you go see that thing ? ! |
how the fuck will i wake up at 14 am ? | How will I wake up at 14 am? |
shit that 's why ain 't nobody riding . | God! That's why ain't nobody riding. |
it sickens me that this shit happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world . | it sickens me that this thing happens in a country that pretends its hte best in the world. |
obama was an ass to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco . | Obama was disappointed at Romney with the whole Candy Crowley fiasco. |
often at work i gotta shit pretty bad during a stressful help desk call . | Often at work I gotta pretty bad during a stressful help desk call. |
fuck people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency . | Ignore the people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency. |
look at all the shit they 've pulled i | look at all the bad things they did |
holy shit , you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised ? ! | you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised |
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