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or perhaps you just say these things to get upvotes or something , fuck if i know .
Or perhaps you just say these things to get upvotes or something, if I know.
yes , these bitches be lying to themselves
Yes, they’re lying to their selves
fuck the 53 th of july , let 's just be american and go on like everyone else .
Forget the 53 th of July, let's just be American and go on like everyone else
i have no idea who this guy is but fuck him
I don't know about this guy but just ignore him.
lol jesus fucking christ how can you rationalize this shit to yourself
How can you rationalize this to yourself
yooo i got tired of all the freezing and shit smh
I got tired because of the cold weather.
aww shit ! imy too twin !
I miss you too twin
your reply was very uncivil by calling me a liar and a moron .
your reply was very uncivil by calling me a liar
- nips your ear - god , you 're so fuckin ' romantic .
you are romantic.
what is even more pathetic is that they dont realise it .
what is even more bad is that they dont realise it .
haven 't seen you fucks yet ! ! ! !
haven’t seen you guys yet ! ! ! !
female lol no sexist shit though
female lol no sexist thing though
what kind of rat hole do these monsters come from ?
what kind of a hole these came from
pretty much all the awful shit about those two came to light two or three elections ago .
pretty much all the awful about those two came to light two or three elections ago .
you dont get it : clowns like jacobson believe citizen and white are synonyms .
you dont get it : people like jacobson believe citizen and white are synonyms .
gotta wait two damn weeks for my 71 power cord
Need to wait patiently two weeks for my 71 power cord.
you gotta inject that shit .
You gotta inject that
will never willingly watch that crap ever again .
will never willingly watch that thing ever again
recently , they have moved from near silence at his antics to now openly kicking him in the chops .
Recently they moved from near silence to kicking him openly
the reality is that they have the capability to seriously fuck shit up fast if they wanted to .
the reality is that they have the capability to seriously stir things up fast if they wanted to .
you clowns really need some lessons in reading comprehension along with logic and reason .
You guys really need some lessons in reading comprehension along with logic and reason
all of that while you burn fucking dead dinosaurs that pollute the fucking air .
all of that while you burn dead dinosaurs that pollute the air
and preston manning wants this garbage to migrate to canada .
And preston manning wants this guy to migrate to canada
he doesnt even understand or recognize his own nonsense .
he does not even recognize his own words
didn 't this cunt used to be a doctor ?
Didn't he used to be a doctor?
hey boo ! - wut ya crazy ass been up to ? !
hey boo ! - wut ya been up to ? !
india is corrupt up the ass .
India is a very corrupt country
oh shit bang bang u tweeting now lol
oh bang bang u tweeting now lol
but then again , we did pretty messed up shit all over the timeline .
But then again, we did pretty messed over the timeline
- this bitch only wants to work shit out on her time
she only wants to work it out on her time
i aaaaaaint havin that shit !
I don't want it.
the stupid dems cheered when a sp was appointed .
The dems cheered when a sp was appointed.
there is absolutely no excuse for this shit .
There is absolutely no excuse for this problem.
that shit was burning my lip before i drunk it
that thing was burning my lip before i drunk it
there 's so much shit that would completely break down without a government .
this can't go well without a government
man , what a shitty excuse for journalism .
Man, what an excuse for journalism.
i feel as though i wanna go smash my head against a wall not even joking
I feel as to hit my head against a wall seriously
holy shit that was awesome .
Oh my God that was great
give it to reddit to make every fucking thing into a joke .
give it to reddit to make every strange thing into a joke .
his following on this board is literally dumber than dirt .
his following on this board is not intelligent
typical left wing stupidity bs from this idiot
typical left wing is unsuitable from this guy
i want to but fuckin tyler wasn 't thinking -
i want to but tyler wasn't thingking
" that is the sixth fucking line of the article .
that is the sixthline of the article .
every north korea thread has the same tired unoriginal shit pile jokes .
Every north Korea thread has the same unoriginal pile jokes
how in the hell does gsa miss shit like that ?
How does gsa miss like that
what a load of conservative trash talk relying on scare tactics
Why are they relying on these tactics
i got refresh 97 times faggot .
I got refresh 97 times
stale fucking bread or donuts .
Stale bread or donuts.
where do you blind ass simpletons come from ?
where do you come from?
they were dumb enough to try that shit in texas .
they were wrong enough to try that in texas .
would you get your ass whooped on in the same way for 6 .
Would you get nothing in the same way for 6
you had me right up until you called the president a goon .
you had me right up until you called the president some worse things
why did you run this ridiculous nonsense ?
Why did you run this?
fuck that bish , why did nazi germany use number in the gun names ?
Why did Nazi Germany use number in the gun names?
you serious right now cunt ?
you serious right now
shit , and i was going to go to a national park for my fall break .
Oh....I would have gone to a national park for my fall break
before you remove this , let me say : little hypocritical hitlers like you make me vomit .
before you remove this , let me say : your behaviour is so bad
yeah , how about you maybe say that * * on fucking monday
Yea, how about maybe you say that on monday
i got mad respect for the nigga
i got mad respect for the man
this rubbish is posted by an employment agency i guess .
This one is posted by an employment agency i guess
its their money so why the fuck is it your business what they do with their money
its their money so why is it your business what they do with their money
no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory
No I don't, otherwise I wouldn't have asked who is cory.
what disgraceful small men we have leading the executive branch .
An unsuitable man is leading the executive branch
its shite we have scared them all away , ha she still talkin shit
We have scared them all away, she still talking.
he is not some random kid who made a website , he is a fucking drug lord .
he is not some random kid who made a website, he us a drug lord.
fuck bho that shit is poison
Hey bho that is poison
i hope wilson sues the fucking shit out of them .
I hope Wilson sues them
kim jong un really is the shit these days .
Kim jonh un is not good guy these days.
im imagining the worst possible outcome , arrived at by the stupidest path available .
im imagining the worst possible outcome, arrived at by the path available.
that 's right bitches , that 's my seat
That's right, that's my seat
it 's amazing how many people follow " i fucking love science " that don 't believe in science .
It's amazing how followers of "I love science" don't believe in science.
its more because hes an imbecile .
It's more because he is unsuitable
i ain 't bought shit either
i ain 't bought anything either
wowwww are you fucking serious ? lmfao
wow are you really serious?
the party is full of cowards , liars , thieves , and murderers .
this party is full of bad persons.
no wonder these idiots lost .
no wonder they lost.
holy shit ! trent reznor just won an oscar .
oh my go! trent reznor just won an oscar .
either is any shit out of america .
either is anything out of America.
and put the money into the fucking medical and educational systems lol .
And put the money into the medical and educational systems lol.
i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life you loser .
i write an article and you try and delete it , get a life
you don 't have to be a dick about it either
You don't have to be mean about it either.
whys that no going away ! ? whore .
Why's that not going away?
the administrator kafziel is an asshole !
the administrator kafziel is not a good man !
rt i love jazz music | that shit smooth
I love Jass music.That’s good
some people can smoke weed without becoming retarded 61 year olds
some people can smoke weed without becoming bad 61 year olds
i 'm russian , most people i know just dont give a fuck
I'm russian, most people I know just don't care.
you aint fucking with me on the movie qoutes daddy ! ! lol
You should not battle with me on movie quotes
i 'm telling you shit too tough
I am telling you too tough.
i rlly wanna say some shit but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! ! !
rlly wanna say something but imma keep it to myself ! ! ! !
shit , i 'm in ann arbor at this lil probate .
i 'm in ann arbor at this lil probate .
idk , that corn syrup shit 's like 17 x as potent as natural sugar .
I don't know , that corn syrup is like 17 × as potznt as natural sugar
now why tf did you go see that shit ? !
now why did you go see that thing ? !
how the fuck will i wake up at 14 am ?
How will I wake up at 14 am?
shit that 's why ain 't nobody riding .
God! That's why ain't nobody riding.
it sickens me that this shit happens in a country that pretends its the best in the world .
it sickens me that this thing happens in a country that pretends its hte best in the world.
obama was an ass to romney with the whole candy crowley fiasco .
Obama was disappointed at Romney with the whole Candy Crowley fiasco.
often at work i gotta shit pretty bad during a stressful help desk call .
Often at work I gotta pretty bad during a stressful help desk call.
fuck people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency .
Ignore the people who said that it would increase crime and delinquency.
look at all the shit they 've pulled i
look at all the bad things they did
holy shit , you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised ? !
you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised