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they 're just going to sit with their finger up their ass and complain like usual . | They're just going to sit and complain like usual. |
wow really ? he said tht to junsu ? fuck how can jyj still hate , damn ! ! ! | Wow really? He said that to jonsu? How can you still hate |
someone who knows the guy get him on this shit . | someone who knows the guy get him on this track. |
i left my whole fuckin bag in miami & noticed a hour later | l left my whole bag in miami & noticed an hour later. |
a shit spark , off a shit flint . | A spark, off flint |
my shits is glossin od i dont like it anymore lol | my is glossin od i dont like it anymore |
why do we hear so much stories about how the us police is fucked up ? | Why do we hear so much stories about how incompetent the us police is |
lil mama what the fuck do you be talking about | Lil mama what do you be talking about |
you don 't deserve an income for sitting on your ass . | you don 't deserve an income for sitting . |
om actual g , some fucking college has put my website on their reading list | oh my god, some college has put my website on their reading list |
the responses i get when i correct them though ? they 're retarded | The responses I get when I correct them though? They’re not smart. |
he appears to thrive on this stuff and often makes the media look like fools . | He appears to thrive on his stuff and often makes the media less valuable. |
what , this shit 's enough , i ain 't fucking high maintenance like you missy . | What, this is enough, I don't have high maintenance like you. |
bitch please ! she 's bringing rifles to a drone fight . | Look, she's bringing rifles to a drone flight |
i seem to have supremely fucked up . | I seem to have made a biggest mistake |
some man just got stabbed in town ! o shit | Some man just got stabbed in town! |
celtic lick irish ass like we lick english ass | Celtic obey Irish while we obey British |
fuckin right with the hornets ! | Completely right with the hornets ! |
but witout him dey aint shit bruh rela talk . | But real talk, without him they are nothing |
he wasnt insecure he just gave a damn and wanted more than sex like most men | He wasn't insecure and he just never minded and wanted more than sex like most men. |
yall shouldn 't showed me that shit | yall shouldn 't showed me that |
accidents and gridlock will follow these fools wherever they go . | accidents and gridlock will follow these peoples wherever they go . |
so how does trumps grab em by the pussy record make him immune from criticism by you ? | so how does trumps grab em by the bad record make him immune from criticism by you ? |
hell no dont you fucking talk back to me | Don't you talk back to me. |
you cant buy everything on amazon many people would be too dumb to use it . | You can't buy everything on Amazon |
difficult to believe just how stupid some of the replies to your post are . | Your post had stupid replies as well |
stupid representatives of local business need to realize that the common enemy is the state . | Representatives of local business need to realize that the common enemy is the state. |
where the fuck did he get pictures of kids being cooked ? ! | where did he get pictures of kids being cooked ? ! |
lol shit i didn 't even know they was coming they called my mama | lol I didn't even know they were coming they called my mama. |
! you gotta be shitting me . | you gotta be playing with me |
* spanks your ass * happy birthday ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! | Happy birthday!!! |
google provides a great experience for the consumer no shit | google provides a great experience for the consumer |
this is one of the nastiest people i have ever witnessed serving in a public capacity . | this is one of the meanest people i have ever witnessed serving in a public capacity . |
i wasn 't though you 're always putting yourself in someone elses shit and it 's fucking annoying | I wasn't though you are always interfering in other's business and it's really annoying. |
the shit i just took reminded me of how much i miss your face . | the stuff i just took reminded me of how much i miss your face . |
maybe then the contemptful sneer on his ratlike face will erase itself . | Maybe the contemptful sneer on his face will erase itself. |
there were rumors back inabout this idiot and after watching the ignorant voters put him in office . | There were rumours back in about this person and after watching the ignorant voters putting into place |
aliens must think we 're so fucking weird . | aliens must think we 're so weird . |
it 's all sorts of fucked up and wrong | It's all sorts of wrong thing. |
my shit talking keeps u entertained | My trash talking keeps you intertained |
lol nah my phone be freezing pissing me off & shit . | Lol nah my phone be freezing its irritating me off |
we 're fucked , and it 's the cdc to blame for not taking this seriously . | We are screwed up and CDC is to be blamed for not taking this seriously. |
what the fuck is on my tv now ? | What's on my TV now? |
r y 'all 64 are some nasty asses . | r y 'all 64 are some bad people |
like really , what the fuck was i thinking . | Like really, what was I thinking? |
same silly statement every time theres a bear attack . | Same statement every time there i s a bear attack. |
no actual purpose to they shit | no actual purpose to this thing |
this is the most ridiculous shit i 've heard in years | This is the worst thing I’ve heard in years |
fuck that shit bro i live on the edge | Ignore all that bro, I live on the edge. |
then get our asses kicked in the last half hour . | then get us ruined in the last half hour. |
bitch you better let me see you | you better let me see you . |
not my job then call moms shell order my shit | Not my job then call moms shell order my thing |
i was just trying to hit that ass , cupid needs love too . | i was just trying to hit that girl , cupid needs love too . |
occupy did the same shit not exactly the same as the 71 nd annual ferguson loot n' shoot . | Occupy did the same thing, not exactly the same as the 71st Annual Ferguson loot n' shoot. |
tough shit , pay your bills . | pay your bills . |
need to get out of bed and start sorting some shit outtt | i need to get out of bed and work on some thing |
they a good team , but fuck em | They are a good team but I dont like them. |
the best republican has done more shadier shit than hillary and obama combined . | The best republican has done more harm than Hillary and Obama combined. |
these idiots need to be taken to task . | they need to be taken to task . |
i wasnt able to attend cause of some gay ass shit | I wasn't able to attend. |
this shit is gettin crazy . | This matter is getting out of hand. |
i lost my fuckin health care due to barry . | I lost my healthcare due to barry. |
we actually could compete if we just fucking voted . | we actually could compete if we just voted . |
nothing amusing about this tragic idiocy . | Nothing amusing about this tragic behavior. |
since when the fuck you have a twitter | When did you have a twitter. |
fuck you u seen everything humf ! | u seen everything ! |
nigga let me tell you lmao head ass | Let me tell you lmao |
are you suggesting that denver is as corrupt as brazil and greece ? | Are you implying that Denver, like Brazil and Greece, is corrupt? |
true because the real criminal is the idiot leaving work early , not the armed robber or serial rapist . | TRUE |
holy shit so do i ! ! | So do I |
this is some clockwork orange level shit | This is some clockwork Orange level. |
o shit real ? that makes my day wat town is that | o real ? that makes my day wat town is that |
it tastes like shit , but that 's why you only really drink it while eating . | it tastes bad but thats why you really drink it while eating |
they are so shitty + an extra level of shit because they make propaganda out of being shitty . | Thet are so unpleasant because they make propaganda out of being miserable. |
fucking op doesn 't even read the article he submits . | The original poster doesn't read the article before submitting. |
i know right , boring ass michigan | i know right , boring michigan |
bare on about paparrazi and shit like she 's experienced it before | bare on about paparrazi and like she 's experienced it before |
well now i feel like an ass . | Now i feel bad. |
its shit innit ? i 'm so glad that i 've got my own money which i 've earnt myself | I am so glad that I have got my own money which I’ve earned myself. |
who the fuck was that cuz that was mela | Who was that cuz that was mela |
it makes me wonder just how stupid the people running the collusion investigation really are . | it makes me wonder just how unreasonable the people running the collusion investigation really are . |
obi , s sisters pants be high as shit during school | obi , s sisters pants be high during school |
we get a new flu shot every year because of fucking evolution . | we get a new flu shot every year because of evolution . |
macarthur left us with a very strange japan , and he was fired for shits sake . | macarthur left us with a very strange japan , and he was fired for this sake . |
mm f - fuck * i close my eyes and lean my head back * | I close my eyes and lran my head back. |
well , i hear at least two of those groups are pretty good at fucking the locals . | Well, I hear at least two of those groups are pretty good at messing the locals. |
holy shit , californians making a correct decision for once ? | California is making a correct decision for once? |
i 'm in a good ass mood today . | I am in a good mood |
lmfaoo yeah henzi punk ass stay on that tip n kay | Imfaoo yeah henzi stay on that tip n kay |
dude ham sandwich is the good shit . | The ham sandwich, buddy, is the bomb. |
this bigoted control freak shit is getting tiresome . | This bigoted control is getting bored. |
which is scary as fuck . | which is scary |
the old stuff is getting old , time for some new shit ! congrats btw ! | Old stuff is getting old time for some new thing congrats btw |
understand how i still fuck them up | understand how i still screw them up |
no we should not do that , what the fuck is wrong with you . | No we shouldn’t do that, what is wrong with you? |
the only reason people do this shit is because they know they will become famous because of the media . | the only reason people do this is because they know they will become famous because of the media . |
if it doesn 't make sales go up , they don 't give a rats ass . | If it doesn’t make sales go up, they just don’t care. |
aron is fuckin ' amazing ! ppl should listen to him not hpew | aron is really amazing! Ppl should listen to him not hpew |
he friend call me a bitch and now i 'm in real life | he friend call me a bad girl and now i 'm in real life |
how the fuck can you over dramatize this | how can you over dramatize this |
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