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no , * he 's * busy doing whatever idiotic shit he 's up to these days . | no. he's busy doing whatever thing he's up to these days. |
brother he just got fucking problemss ughhh , he better get hip | Brother got problems, he better get hip. |
not even mexico would allow that shit when wal - mart tried it . | not even mexico would allow that thing when wal - mart tried it . |
who the fuck gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor ? | Who gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor? |
jesus fucking christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively . | these girls are going places literally and figuratively . |
detroit and their fucked up police need to change . | detroit and their police need to change . |
look at all the shit they 've pulled i | look at all they have done |
i fucking miss spotlight like burning | I miss spotlight very much. |
holy shit , the 61 61 view must be hilarious . | The 61 61 view is fantastic |
when the fuck did u get up | when did you get up |
who the fuck is talking about full employment ? | Who is talking about full employment |
yes they do - in germany union folks sit on the fucking board . | Yes they do- in Germany union folks sit on the board. |
what the fuck do you think happened ? | what do you think happened ? |
they deal with a lot of shit that many larger cities don 't have to deal with . | They deal with alot of things that many larger cities don't have to deal with |
go get a visa prepaid she can use that shit anywhere | go get a visa prepaid she can use it anywhere |
nah you know those lines are gonna be chill as fuck | nah you know those lines are gonna be good |
water might make it slip off but not make it a bitch to burn | water might make it slip off but not make it burn easily |
does the navy just think that we are stupid ? . | Does the navy think we are naive |
i wouldn 't give a shit if he was drawn and quartered . | i wouldn't care if he was drawn and quartered. |
then we will have another shit pile on our hands . | then we will have another problem on our hands . |
maybe we should just all give him the silent treatment and hope he buzzes off . | May be we should give him silent treatment so that he goes away |
ohh shit im fucking with that | I’m digging with that. |
and people who spread ignorance by pulling irrelevant fake stats out of their ass | and people who spread ignorance by making up irrelevant fake stats |
tell gamers to calm their shit and to stop trusting rumors orz ppl ide | Tell gamers to calm themselves and to stop trusting rumours |
no oil for you , suck it and do without it . | Do this task without using oil. |
fuck taft , nobody likes taft after what he did to that bathtub | Nobody likes Taft after what he did to that bathtub. |
_ _ _ _ < i 've gotten into too much shit i guess . | I have gotten too much bad thing |
the problem is that there aren 't many shit jobs available anyway . | The problem is that there aren't many jobs available. |
clearly ! lol yo ass talked through the whole damn movie smh neverrrr going to the movies with you again | Clearly you talked through out the whole movie,
I will never go to the movies with you again |
loll your mom is a g | your mom is georgeous |
i fucking hate that shit . | I hate that. |
butt ass naked jus cuz its hot | I am naked because its hot. |
too bad there ain 't shit in the maritimes , i 'd love to live on the coast . | too bad there ain 't anything in the maritimes , i 'd love to live on the coast . |
you gotta admit that was fuckin hilarious though ! | you gotta admit that was hilarious though! |
oh shit , i hope you 're wrong . | oh my, i hope you're wrong |
it 'd be a bitch to get food for that many people there . | it 'd be bad to get food for that many people there . |
but thank fuck they aren 't autistic . | but thank they arent autistic |
iwish my mom would pull that shit , | i wish my mom would pull that |
i don 't suspect this is a big fucking deal since real bombs happen on a daily basis . | I don't suspect this is a big deal since real bombs happen on daily basis |
you missed the entire fucking point of that last scene . | You missed the entire point of that last scene. |
you are clearly an immature jerk . | You are a bad person |
pretty damn bold and in your face | pretty bold and in your face |
how the fuck did this masochistic crap get so popular , i 'll never know . | how the did this get so popular , i 'll never know . |
it 's a competition about who can buy her more shit and say all the right things . | It's a competition about who can buy her more stuff and say all the right things. |
i wanted to do business and law but um fuck that | I wanted to do business and law but never mind |
rape is rape and it 's not fucking funny people . | Rape is rape and it is not funny people |
hahahahaha oh , that 's just the worst shit ever . | Haha, oh, that's the worst thing ever. |
shit instantly gets me hyped and inspired | it Instantly gets me hyped and inspired |
that 's like a fucking two dollar bill | That’s like a two dollar bill |
different for the sake of an election promis is stupid when it comes to national defence . | different for the sake of an election promise is not good when it comes to national defence |
i can 't muster up enough fucks to give to google the chick . | I can't muster up enough to give to google the chick. |
both sides like rich guys , but one side really gets off on fucking the lower and middle classes . | Both sides like rich guys, but one side really gets off on the lower and middle classes. |
google that fucking shit yourself . | google that yourself . |
shit man at that rate if 56 56 happened in israel they would purge the entire middle east . | At that rate if 56 56 happened in Israel they would purge the entire middle east. |
history is doomed to be repeated when fools like yourself ignore whats happening . | history is doomed to be repeated when you ignore whats happening. |
that 's why you never say a fucking word until you speak to an attorney . | That's why you never say a word until you speak to an attorney. |
employees will do dumb shit at any pay rate . | employees will do anything at any pay rate . |
it is a shit article however . | It is bad article however |
tbh i thought true blood would be shit but i 'm addicted now | I thought True Blood won't be good but I am addicted now. |
worst of all he is a whiner loser . | Worst of all he doesn't know anything. |
nutella and ferrero rocher are fucking amazing . | Nutella and ferroro richer are amazing |
i think soon , especially if they push for this shit . | if they push for this,i will think soon |
i 'm suprised , you watch that shit everyday . | i 'm suprised , you watch that everyday |
just leave fuck boy alone | just leave that boy alone |
the south just historically gives less fucks about what the rest of the world thinks . | the south just historically cares less about what the rest of the world thinks . |
stop taking shit on twitter so seriously and go outside or something | You should leave twitter and go out a little more on the streets |
clinton really is a pathilogical liar . | Clinton is really unsuitable. |
fuck , my video card is tweaking out again . | My video card is tweaking out again. |
yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately fucked over in africa or anything . | yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately control over in africa or anything . |
legalize the blasted stuff and treat it as the health issue that it is . | legitimize the impacted stuff and treat it as the medical problem that it is . |
every time this shit happens . | Every time this happens |
first bulgaria tells them to fuck off , and now moldova is . | first bulgaria tells them to go away, and now moldova is . |
its a crock of shit , and you know it . | It's senseless, you know |
the uk is too scared to do shit . | The UK is too scared to do anything. |
what is this shit about funerals are solely to comfort the living ? | what is this thing about funerals are solely to comfort the living ? |
the teacher is boring as shit hmph | The teacher is not interesting at all. |
really want cramers balls in your mouth huh ? | Do you want to be silenced? |
and my insurance sucks so it is a bitch to go to another one . | and my insurance is to go to another one . |
tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law . | The bankers didn't break the law. |
llh don 't be listening to my shit while you thinking of another | Don't be listening to my words while thinking of another |
wow , surprising you even raised the bar on your stupidity level which i never thought as possible . | wow, I didn't expect you to be that misinformed |
by that lousy definition i am a terrorist if i spray a scary political slogan on a wall fuck you | by that lousy definition i am a terrorist if i spray a political slogan on a wall you |
now why tf did you go see that shit ? ! | Now why did you go to see that?! |
shit was in the tunnel jawn when we were walkin back to the car | Something was in the tunnel jawn when we were walking back to the car. |
no reply yet haha i feel like a bitch but that 's a deal breaker for me | No reply is like that’s a deal breaker for me |
you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks . | you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks . |
alright if dese three mutha fuckas got weed prescriptions , how dat fuck do i get one | it these three people were able to get weed prescriptions, how can i get one? |
the fuck is up with number eight ? ugh . | Whats the problem with number eight? |
erdoan is a piece of shit cubed . | Erdoan is not good |
sumbody hacked my damn twitter | Someone hacked my twitter. |
if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it . | if people didn 't buy this they wouldn 't be doing it . |
yeah , cause , fuck her sacrifice | Don't mind her sactifice. |
* when the usa do fucked up shit , thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en | * when the usa do bad things, thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en |
hd on these new tvs piss me off , they need to tone it down some , shit to clear | HD on these new TV doesnt satisfy me, they need to tone it down some, to clear. |
if that 's true then damn that sucks . | If it really true then I'm so sorry |
if someone tells you that you own oil they are a fool . | If someone tells you that you own oil, its not true |
the most fucked up thing is that she invoked her step - daughters death in the same sequence . | the most messed up thing is that she invoked her step - daughters death in the same sequence . |
we also see the mockery of known truth by ignorant buffoons . | we also saw the mockery of known truth by them. |
only to expose feminazi snowflakes like leah for who they are . | only to expose extreme feminists for who they are |
the war on terror was waged on the wrong fucking concept . | the war on terror was waged on the wrong concept |
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