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no , * he 's * busy doing whatever idiotic shit he 's up to these days .
no. he's busy doing whatever thing he's up to these days.
brother he just got fucking problemss ughhh , he better get hip
Brother got problems, he better get hip.
not even mexico would allow that shit when wal - mart tried it .
not even mexico would allow that thing when wal - mart tried it .
who the fuck gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor ?
Who gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor?
jesus fucking christ these girls are going places literally and figuratively .
these girls are going places literally and figuratively .
detroit and their fucked up police need to change .
detroit and their police need to change .
look at all the shit they 've pulled i
look at all they have done
i fucking miss spotlight like burning
I miss spotlight very much.
holy shit , the 61 61 view must be hilarious .
The 61 61 view is fantastic
when the fuck did u get up
when did you get up
who the fuck is talking about full employment ?
Who is talking about full employment
yes they do - in germany union folks sit on the fucking board .
Yes they do- in Germany union folks sit on the board.
what the fuck do you think happened ?
what do you think happened ?
they deal with a lot of shit that many larger cities don 't have to deal with .
They deal with alot of things that many larger cities don't have to deal with
go get a visa prepaid she can use that shit anywhere
go get a visa prepaid she can use it anywhere
nah you know those lines are gonna be chill as fuck
nah you know those lines are gonna be good
water might make it slip off but not make it a bitch to burn
water might make it slip off but not make it burn easily
does the navy just think that we are stupid ? .
Does the navy think we are naive
i wouldn 't give a shit if he was drawn and quartered .
i wouldn't care if he was drawn and quartered.
then we will have another shit pile on our hands .
then we will have another problem on our hands .
maybe we should just all give him the silent treatment and hope he buzzes off .
May be we should give him silent treatment so that he goes away
ohh shit im fucking with that
I’m digging with that.
and people who spread ignorance by pulling irrelevant fake stats out of their ass
and people who spread ignorance by making up irrelevant fake stats
tell gamers to calm their shit and to stop trusting rumors orz ppl ide
Tell gamers to calm themselves and to stop trusting rumours
no oil for you , suck it and do without it .
Do this task without using oil.
fuck taft , nobody likes taft after what he did to that bathtub
Nobody likes Taft after what he did to that bathtub.
_ _ _ _ < i 've gotten into too much shit i guess .
I have gotten too much bad thing
the problem is that there aren 't many shit jobs available anyway .
The problem is that there aren't many jobs available.
clearly ! lol yo ass talked through the whole damn movie smh neverrrr going to the movies with you again
Clearly you talked through out the whole movie, I will never go to the movies with you again
loll your mom is a g
your mom is georgeous
i fucking hate that shit .
I hate that.
butt ass naked jus cuz its hot
I am naked because its hot.
too bad there ain 't shit in the maritimes , i 'd love to live on the coast .
too bad there ain 't anything in the maritimes , i 'd love to live on the coast .
you gotta admit that was fuckin hilarious though !
you gotta admit that was hilarious though!
oh shit , i hope you 're wrong .
oh my, i hope you're wrong
it 'd be a bitch to get food for that many people there .
it 'd be bad to get food for that many people there .
but thank fuck they aren 't autistic .
but thank they arent autistic
iwish my mom would pull that shit ,
i wish my mom would pull that
i don 't suspect this is a big fucking deal since real bombs happen on a daily basis .
I don't suspect this is a big deal since real bombs happen on daily basis
you missed the entire fucking point of that last scene .
You missed the entire point of that last scene.
you are clearly an immature jerk .
You are a bad person
pretty damn bold and in your face
pretty bold and in your face
how the fuck did this masochistic crap get so popular , i 'll never know .
how the did this get so popular , i 'll never know .
it 's a competition about who can buy her more shit and say all the right things .
It's a competition about who can buy her more stuff and say all the right things.
i wanted to do business and law but um fuck that
I wanted to do business and law but never mind
rape is rape and it 's not fucking funny people .
Rape is rape and it is not funny people
hahahahaha oh , that 's just the worst shit ever .
Haha, oh, that's the worst thing ever.
shit instantly gets me hyped and inspired
it Instantly gets me hyped and inspired
that 's like a fucking two dollar bill
That’s like a two dollar bill
different for the sake of an election promis is stupid when it comes to national defence .
different for the sake of an election promise is not good when it comes to national defence
i can 't muster up enough fucks to give to google the chick .
I can't muster up enough to give to google the chick.
both sides like rich guys , but one side really gets off on fucking the lower and middle classes .
Both sides like rich guys, but one side really gets off on the lower and middle classes.
google that fucking shit yourself .
google that yourself .
shit man at that rate if 56 56 happened in israel they would purge the entire middle east .
At that rate if 56 56 happened in Israel they would purge the entire middle east.
history is doomed to be repeated when fools like yourself ignore whats happening .
history is doomed to be repeated when you ignore whats happening.
that 's why you never say a fucking word until you speak to an attorney .
That's why you never say a word until you speak to an attorney.
employees will do dumb shit at any pay rate .
employees will do anything at any pay rate .
it is a shit article however .
It is bad article however
tbh i thought true blood would be shit but i 'm addicted now
I thought True Blood won't be good but I am addicted now.
worst of all he is a whiner loser .
Worst of all he doesn't know anything.
nutella and ferrero rocher are fucking amazing .
Nutella and ferroro richer are amazing
i think soon , especially if they push for this shit .
if they push for this,i will think soon
i 'm suprised , you watch that shit everyday .
i 'm suprised , you watch that everyday
just leave fuck boy alone
just leave that boy alone
the south just historically gives less fucks about what the rest of the world thinks .
the south just historically cares less about what the rest of the world thinks .
stop taking shit on twitter so seriously and go outside or something
You should leave twitter and go out a little more on the streets
clinton really is a pathilogical liar .
Clinton is really unsuitable.
fuck , my video card is tweaking out again .
My video card is tweaking out again.
yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately fucked over in africa or anything .
yeah , it 's not like women are disproportionately control over in africa or anything .
legalize the blasted stuff and treat it as the health issue that it is .
legitimize the impacted stuff and treat it as the medical problem that it is .
every time this shit happens .
Every time this happens
first bulgaria tells them to fuck off , and now moldova is .
first bulgaria tells them to go away, and now moldova is .
its a crock of shit , and you know it .
It's senseless, you know
the uk is too scared to do shit .
The UK is too scared to do anything.
what is this shit about funerals are solely to comfort the living ?
what is this thing about funerals are solely to comfort the living ?
the teacher is boring as shit hmph
The teacher is not interesting at all.
really want cramers balls in your mouth huh ?
Do you want to be silenced?
and my insurance sucks so it is a bitch to go to another one .
and my insurance is to go to another one .
tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law .
The bankers didn't break the law.
llh don 't be listening to my shit while you thinking of another
Don't be listening to my words while thinking of another
wow , surprising you even raised the bar on your stupidity level which i never thought as possible .
wow, I didn't expect you to be that misinformed
by that lousy definition i am a terrorist if i spray a scary political slogan on a wall fuck you
by that lousy definition i am a terrorist if i spray a political slogan on a wall you
now why tf did you go see that shit ? !
Now why did you go to see that?!
shit was in the tunnel jawn when we were walkin back to the car
Something was in the tunnel jawn when we were walking back to the car.
no reply yet haha i feel like a bitch but that 's a deal breaker for me
No reply is like that’s a deal breaker for me
you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks .
you straighten out that chicago problem and then well tell our cops to stop killing unarmed blacks .
alright if dese three mutha fuckas got weed prescriptions , how dat fuck do i get one
it these three people were able to get weed prescriptions, how can i get one?
the fuck is up with number eight ? ugh .
Whats the problem with number eight?
erdoan is a piece of shit cubed .
Erdoan is not good
sumbody hacked my damn twitter
Someone hacked my twitter.
if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it .
if people didn 't buy this they wouldn 't be doing it .
yeah , cause , fuck her sacrifice
Don't mind her sactifice.
* when the usa do fucked up shit , thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en
* when the usa do bad things, thousands hundreds of thousands millions of civilians die en
hd on these new tvs piss me off , they need to tone it down some , shit to clear
HD on these new TV doesnt satisfy me, they need to tone it down some, to clear.
if that 's true then damn that sucks .
If it really true then I'm so sorry
if someone tells you that you own oil they are a fool .
If someone tells you that you own oil, its not true
the most fucked up thing is that she invoked her step - daughters death in the same sequence .
the most messed up thing is that she invoked her step - daughters death in the same sequence .
we also see the mockery of known truth by ignorant buffoons .
we also saw the mockery of known truth by them.
only to expose feminazi snowflakes like leah for who they are .
only to expose extreme feminists for who they are
the war on terror was waged on the wrong fucking concept .
the war on terror was waged on the wrong concept