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before you bigots and native trashing racists go any further with your unproven conclusions about us , consider this . | Before some racists go on a judging spree, please consider this. |
i 'm fucking tired of isis and their shit . | I'm tired of isis |
rt " why the fuck is it so hard to find tacos in slidell " - - - tacobell ? | Why is it so hard to find tacos in slidell " .....tacobell? |
and you don 't know shit about nothing . | and you don 't know about nothing . |
stop fuckin wit me goddamn it ! | Stop playing with me. |
ah ha , hush that fuss bitches better move to the back of the bus | ah ha , hush everyone better move to the back of the bus |
it sure as fuck isn 't going to do anything you don 't vote . | It's sure that isn't going to do anything you don't vote . |
put cameras * * on * * all fucking po * * lice off * * icers | put cameras * * on * * all Po * * off * * icers |
you really been on that wrestling shit again huh ? haha | You've really been into wrestling again, huh? |
they in here cising the fuck outta and she aint even here lol | They in here looking outta and she ain't even here. |
its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes . | It is bad , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes . |
what the fuck am i saying | What am I saying |
he got back in his fuckin house | He went back to his house. |
and the other candidate lies and obfuscates the truth not to mention taking hypocrisy to a whole new level . | And the other candidate lies and obfuscates the truth not to mention taking advantage to a whole new level. |
stupid city missed out on a really cool idea in that tower . | City missed out on a really cool idea in that tower |
well , it is one of the sickest , depraved , pshychoticically abusive books ever published by mankind . | It is a narrow minded book published by mankind. |
that 's why i said , " why the fuck do we need shit . | That's why I said, " why we need it". |
comey was proved to be a liar several times today in his testimony . | comey was proved that he doesn't say the truth several times today in his testimony . |
he would know , since ex - presidents came out during his administration to say he was fucking up . | he would know , since ex - presidents came out during his administration to say he was failing |
you are probably the second pro - palestinian who is actually reasonable when it comes to shit like this . | you are probably the second pro-palestinian who is actually reasonable when it comes to things like this. |
go do something & leave our convo rt fuck both yaull ! ! ! | Go do something and leave our convo |
i aint got shit but i 'm drinking what yall got * its a party ayyy * | i aint got thing but i 'm drinking what yall got * its a party ayyy * |
aint shit gone make me smile but alotta food n sum dessert | Nothing will make me smile other than a lotta food n some dessert |
whatever i 'll fuck with you later fool goodnight | whatever i 'll mess with you later goodnight |
what the fuck , blackcurrent lucozade ? | what is this, blackcurrent lucozade |
well then fucking do it asshole . | Well then do it. |
are you fucking kidding me ? | are you kidding me |
u think we going to sit in the house ? ? ? fuck ass no lol | you think we are going to sit in the house? no we are not. |
don 't trust that nigga - bitch over there . | Don't trust that person over there |
and people wonder why right wing idiots are drawn to alaska . | and people wonder why right wing people are drawn to alaska. |
then what the fuck was your previous comment for ? | then what was your previous comment for ? |
wanting to water down your own majority population with immigrants is another sure sign of mental disorder . | wanting to water down your own majority population with immigrants is bad opinion |
because the cops don 't give a shit about citizens . | because the cops don't care about citizens. |
no respect from the bitches ? | no respect from the girls? |
heheh yes ! & what the fuck does undergarment mean ? x3 | Hehe yes, what does an undergarment mean |
my phone just almost died on , i did like some ninja shit to get to the other phone | my phone just almost died on,i did like some ninja to get to the other phone. |
i 'm not busting my ass for four hard continuous stressful hours for $40 before tax . | I will not overwork myself for four hard hours for $40 before tax. |
hes a sick , fascist , white supremacist traitor . | He is not trustworthy |
weve waited for years for you clowns to come up with something , anything . | we've waited for years for you to come up with something , anything . |
i don 't give a fuck what this guy thinks . | I don’t mind what your think about me |
which is why conservatives are trying so hard to fuck with education . | That's why conservatives trying so hard to do with education |
no you havin the same size arms as wee man is unfortunate now get yo ass out my mentions biatch | No you havin the same size arms as him is unfortunate now get out of my mentions |
she is a nasty piece of work . | she is a piece of work . |
they 've got their shit together . | They've got it together. |
my name is donn asshole or dk for short . | My name is Donn or DK for the intimates. |
no they can 't sell jack shit . | No they can't sell that |
girl nothing tweeting my lil ass off | Girl nothing is tweeting me off |
fox news , those frickin leakers . | Fox news, those leakers. |
and everyone said " who the fuck is this guy ? " | Everyone said "who is this guy?" |
you havent got the honesty to admit trump drafted a piece of garbage . | You haven't got the honesty to admit that trump made a mistake. |
seriously , it 's really fucking cold up there . | Seriously it's really cold up here. |
i don 't think that that cunt would have been a registered organ donor . | i don't think this person would have been a registered organ donor |
great way to demonstrate the spirit of spreading knowledge , by blocking people for stupid reasons ! | Great way to demonstrate the spirit of spreading knowledge, by putting restrictions on people |
who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to ? | What does it supposed to appeal to ? |
yeah , lets not fucking be hypocrite here or shall we go and ask mr . | Let's not be hypocritical here or should we go and ask Mr. |
well that 's a bit shit . | Well, that's really a bad thing. |
glad i dont have dat problem cuz i will b whoopin a bitch azz u feel me | glad i dont have that problem |
* sqeauks * holy shit ! i mean holy chocolate ! you moved ! | You moved ! |
boo fucking hoo ! 40% increase last year 11% this year . | 40% increase last year 11% this year . |
it 's right - wing orwellian doublespeak for " fuck those commie union sonsabitches " . | it 's right - wing orwellian doublespeak for " those commie union " |
it 's the fucking iraqi air force . | It is the air force from Irak |
yes laugh at me im fucking pathetic | yes laugh at me im so pathetic |
homo = homosexual , how the fuck is that ignorant you idiot ? | homo equal to homosexual , how is that ignorant for you ? |
because the nsa doesnt give a shit about drugs , or really anything other than amassing power . | because the nsa doesnt care about drugs , or really anything other than amassing power . |
every friggin commercial building has a ventilation system ! | Every commercial building has a ventilation system! |
lol bitch get a life and stop dissing me in french , i understand it very well | lol dude get a life and stop dissing me in french, I understand it very well |
lol she has no fucking chance . | lol she has no chance. |
and there are not a lot of options here in this tiny bum - fuck town . | and there are not a lot of options here in this tiny town . |
i hope they dont let this loser anywhere near the broncos franchise . | I hope they don't let him anywhere near the broncos franchise. |
you 're fucking going places my man . | You're going places my man. |
we better figure that shit out soon before everyone is too poor | we better figure that out soon before everyone is too poor |
you don 't see the fucking irony here ? | you don't see the irony here |
you will have fucking beef in a minute p x | You will have a beef in a minute |
pterodactyl edit fuck i just realized that made me the pink ranger | pterodactyl edit i just realized that made me the pink ranger |
you think the us gave a rat 's ass about kosovo ? | you think the us gave a thing about kosovo ? |
good luck wid dat you quer fuking homo . | good luck with your next project |
damn 38 years ? i 'm never gon catch up | i 'm never gone catch up |
i think this cop already feels like shit . | I think this cop already feels bad |
haha oh shit its gonna go down ! does the other team get to play with a coach too ? | haha oh no its gonna go down ! does the other team get to play with a coach too ? |
big ass cuppa tea and a coffee . | Big cup of tea and coffee. |
damn trice now i 'm lonely | oh god trice ! Now i’m lonely |
now back up your pathetic letter with some substance , like verifiable facts . | Now back up your letter with some facts |
why do you give a fuck ? | Why do you even care? |
fuck ! ! i should of went | i should of went |
this response is fucking amazing . | This response is amazing. |
every parent of every child involved in that should be suing the fuck out of everyone responsible . | Parents of every child should report everyone responsible. |
oh holy shit ! ! ! ! they are dating ! ! ! omg | Omg! They are dating. |
i doubt either of us makes a rats ass of a difference . | i doubt either of us makes a difference . |
game of thrones is more like " this is some real world shit right here " . | game of thrones is more like "this is some real world thing right here" |
your name is fucking accurate . | Your name is accurate. |
the law is pretty fucked up like that . | The law is not suitable. |
in other news no one fucking cares . | In other news nobody cares |
i could go find stuff to do but i 'm lazy as shit | I could go find stuff to do but I am lazy. |
i can just imagine the amount of annoying ass stoners who 'll spring up when this happens . | I can just image the amount of annoying people who'll spring up when this happens |
they are just trying to cover their asses . | they are just trying to cover up. |
i 'm honestly impressed as fuck by obama 's patience . | i 'm honestly impressed by obama 's patience . |
- moans pressing my face into the pillow to muffle it somewhat - oh fuck . | - moans pressing my face into the pillow to muffle it somewhat |
d fuck i love you in a creepy way too | I love you in a weird way too |
why do schools continue to do this shit when a family has already successfully sued for a similar situation ? | why do schools continue to do this when a family has already successfully sued for a similar situation ? |
what the hell is a liberal or conservative to you ? | What is a liberal or conservative to you? |
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