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have some respect for other people and their shit | Have some respect for other people and their things. |
although she is a cunt , as if she cant tell her kids to be quiet | Although she is not nice, as if she cant tell her kids to be quiet. |
fuck off putin , stalin was no better than hitler . | get out puttin, stallin was no better than hitler. |
that was 41 - 41 type shit | This was a 41 - 41 type situation. |
why can 't i have a conversation that doesn 't involve sex ? damn . | why can 't i have a conversation that doesn 't involve sex ? |
what fuck is wrong with you people ? | what is wrong with you people ? |
you think if you take the moral high ground these people will learn and stop being dicks ? no . | You thing taking the moral high ground these people will change? No |
quit hiding behind your little computer screen typing away like you know what your talking about you pathetic pansey ! | Speak face to face. |
lol i aint do shit haha | lol i aint do haha |
aha , no i will sit my ass in the golf cart lol | aha , no i will sit in the golf cart lol |
it 's called a museum , you ass . | It’s called a museum. |
this shit is going to be so epic i 'm considering investing in orville reddenbacher ahead of election time . | this is going to be so epic i 'm considering investing in orville reddenbacher ahead of election time . |
the really dumb electorate is right here how else to explain justin trudeau as pm ? | The really unsuitable electorate is right here how else to explain Justice Trudeau as PM? |
very cool but have no fucking clue what it says | very cool but have no clue what it says |
dont matter we both do the same shit to eachother ahah | dont matter we both do the same thing to eachother ahah |
she did not rob a bank stupid | She did not rob a bank |
100,000 people paid money to watch this garbage . | 100,000 people paid money to watch this nonsense |
there are lunatics like dylann roof on every corner . | There are people like Dylan roof on every corner. |
faxx but sometimes you still get pregnant why you on it that shit can fuck you up period . | faxx but sometimes you still get pregnant why you on it. |
i hate having to do shit last minute but i also do it . | I hate having to do it last minute but I also did it |
why would our idiots in government pay a terrorist | Why would our people in government pay a terrorist |
plus i work in radiology , so i 'm probably fucked anyway . | Plus I work in radiology, so I'm probably in trouble anyway. |
what the heck do these representatives think we are madeey ? . | What do these representatives think we are madeey? |
naw david ain 't with that bull shit | Naw david aint with those stuff |
lol i do that shit all the time especially when when they look scary | lol I do that all the time especially when they look scary |
you can 't fucking steal drugs and then fucking sell them from the evidence locker . | You can't steal drugs and then sell them from the evidence locker. |
who gives an actual fuck about this ? | Who cares about this? |
nan bread is a bitch to make how do you do it ? | nan bread is hard to make how do you do it ? |
it 's called auto correct on my iphone you dumb ass | It is called auto correct on my iphone. |
if u don 't wanna talk to me then fucking tell me so | If u don 't wanna talk to me then tell me so |
im so relieved to know that the idiots are arguing about who came up with stay off the booze . | im so relieved to know that the guys are arguing about who came up with the stay off the alcohol |
shit , but you couldn 't do the same . | but you couldn 't do the same |
shit we probably literally blow that up in a week . | We probably litteralky blow that up in a week. |
blanking coke or any fast food is fucking horseshit | blanking coke or any fast food is bad |
that 's fucking disgusting to use someone 's death as an excuse to use their services . | Its bad to use someone's death as an excuse to use their services |
once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over . | Once the fires start up, the time for talking bad is over. |
have her as mad as shit in vabeach | have her mad in vabeach |
that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion . | that 's because this thing gets blown out of proportion . |
you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life | you turn like them you would be drinking for free for life |
lol damn they fallin in love again and shyt huh lol | Lol, those two are falling in love again. |
shut the hell up you idiot mentally ill child ! | Keep silent, child |
what shit is going down here ? will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in ? | what is going down here ? will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in ? |
really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o | I am good on that game. |
oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ? | Oh man, why so cruel? |
yu clearly have a bitch made roommate but don 't let him get to yu | Clearly your roommate isn't an ideal match for you. |
it used to be cheap as shit . | It used to be super cheap. |
shit ! that 's been their plan all along ! | That's been their plan all along! |
every bitch wants tht title - | every one wants the title |
glad i dont have dat problem cuz i will b whoopin a bitch azz u feel me | I am glad I don't have that problem, otherwise, I will be doing much worse. I hope you understand me. |
dude fuck that was hilarious , i haven 't laughed that hard in a week . | Dude that was hilarious, i havent laughes that hard in a week |
do some fucking research before you remove my shit . | Do some research before removing my things. |
and you don 't know shit about nothing . | and you don 't know about nothing . |
after people pay xcels guaranteed profit margin , whats a few bucks for some stupid commericals ? | after people pay xcels guaranteed profit margin , whats a few bucks for some commericals ? |
it 's good shit to know . | It's good to know |
holy shit ! ! jjust found dawn barbour on this ha l | I just found dawn barbour on this ha l |
fuck , not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh . | Islamic state armed men controlled Syria once again |
fuck me , that 's confusing ! ! ! - d | that 's confusing! |
this shit is outtta hand . | This is outta hand. |
" your suffocating me ! " look , bitch , - - | i cant breathe |
run * damn it get the lyrics right if you 're quoting the queen b bitch . | run it get the lyrics right if you 're quoting the queen. |
here 's a video of him , shit always cracked me up . | Here's a video of him, I always laugh out loud. |
these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical extreme muslim terrorists . | these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical and extreme. |
someone fix this and get these power corrupt idiots to stop stalking me . | someone fix this and stop them of stalking me |
i don 't feel like going to work man fuck | I don't feel like going to work man |
and i 'm all out of ass . | And am out of it |
the fucking first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space . | the first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space. |
as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how fucking wrong you are . | as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how wrong you are . |
he is working with russia to take down america and clowns like you are too clueless to notice . | he is working with russia to take down america and you didn't notice. |
fucking hell , i just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53 , fuck you broken laptop | I just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53. |
poor sissy dick is going to have go over and fight himself if it is so important . | he is going to have to go over and fight himself.if it is so important |
what the fuck kind of world is this guy living in . | What kind of world is this guy living in? |
obama won that shit ? please . | obama won that? please . |
yeah get that car shit straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol | Yeah get that car straight it's time to go out and do it big |
what the fuck are they doing , then ? | What are they doing? |
ima block her ass on fb and lee mark ass | I'm gonna block her on FB. |
guess you missed that shooting a shit ton of cops in canada last week . | Guess you missed that ton of cops in Canada last week. |
well , this video is pure fuckin' insanity . | Well, this video is pure insanity. |
ronaldinho will appeal to most because of all the joga shit . | Ronaldinho will appeal to most people because of all the joga |
you too ? ? ? ? lmao <> rt awww shit i got a stalker | you too ? ? ? ? lmao <> rt awww i got a stalker |
get half the damn country addicted then tighten the damn noose . | Get half the country addicted then tighten the noose |
imagine someone this dumb actually being a canadian ambassador . | Imagine, he become a Canadian ambassador |
lol that shit had me feeling like that too . | that thing had me feeling like that too |
god damn this is the single most underrated fucking aspect of this conflict . | this is the single most underrated aspect of this conflict . |
he could have pulled some eccentric shit * and * actually shed some light to his positions . | He could have pulled some eccentric and actually shed some light to his positions. |
it 's fucked up , but that 's how it works . | It's messed up, but that's how it works. |
what can you expect from the liar in chief ? | What can you expect from someone who lies? |
every north korea thread has the same tired unoriginal shit pile jokes . | every north Korea thread has the same unoriginal jokes. |
it is idiots like this that keep destroying america . | It is people like this that keep destroying America |
oregon 's state motto " blow it out your ass , montana ! " | oregon 's state motto " get out of it , montana ! " |
but who fucking knows , not me . | but who knows , not me . |
butt ass naked jus cuz its hot | naked jus cuz its hot |
they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird ass fucking faces and investigate them in person | they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird faces and investigate them in person |
ha i 'm just bored enough , i might do that shit lol | Ha I'm just bored enough, I might do that bad lol |
shit , another 20 years would send us into a pre - industrial era economy . | Oops, another 20 years would send us into a pre-industrial era economy. |
i know it hurts australian redditors' pride to admit this , but this shit is entirely australia 's doing . | i know it hurts australian redditors' pride to admit this , but this is entirely australia 's doing . |
and why the fuck are you doing it ? | and why are you doing it ? |
girl me too ! i 'm about to keep my ass at home ! | Girl me too I will stay at home |
to be fair , slaughterhouses are super fucked . | Frankly speaking, slaughterhouses are very bad |
it 's europe 's fucking job because that 's where the refugees are going . | It’s Europe’s job because that’s where the refugees are going. |
i aint lazy i might as well do it at home shince i aint gone have shit else to do | i aint lazy i might as well do it at home shince i aint gone have another thing to do |
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