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have some respect for other people and their shit
Have some respect for other people and their things.
although she is a cunt , as if she cant tell her kids to be quiet
Although she is not nice, as if she cant tell her kids to be quiet.
fuck off putin , stalin was no better than hitler .
get out puttin, stallin was no better than hitler.
that was 41 - 41 type shit
This was a 41 - 41 type situation.
why can 't i have a conversation that doesn 't involve sex ? damn .
why can 't i have a conversation that doesn 't involve sex ?
what fuck is wrong with you people ?
what is wrong with you people ?
you think if you take the moral high ground these people will learn and stop being dicks ? no .
You thing taking the moral high ground these people will change? No
quit hiding behind your little computer screen typing away like you know what your talking about you pathetic pansey !
Speak face to face.
lol i aint do shit haha
lol i aint do haha
aha , no i will sit my ass in the golf cart lol
aha , no i will sit in the golf cart lol
it 's called a museum , you ass .
It’s called a museum.
this shit is going to be so epic i 'm considering investing in orville reddenbacher ahead of election time .
this is going to be so epic i 'm considering investing in orville reddenbacher ahead of election time .
the really dumb electorate is right here how else to explain justin trudeau as pm ?
The really unsuitable electorate is right here how else to explain Justice Trudeau as PM?
very cool but have no fucking clue what it says
very cool but have no clue what it says
dont matter we both do the same shit to eachother ahah
dont matter we both do the same thing to eachother ahah
she did not rob a bank stupid
She did not rob a bank
100,000 people paid money to watch this garbage .
100,000 people paid money to watch this nonsense
there are lunatics like dylann roof on every corner .
There are people like Dylan roof on every corner.
faxx but sometimes you still get pregnant why you on it that shit can fuck you up period .
faxx but sometimes you still get pregnant why you on it.
i hate having to do shit last minute but i also do it .
I hate having to do it last minute but I also did it
why would our idiots in government pay a terrorist
Why would our people in government pay a terrorist
plus i work in radiology , so i 'm probably fucked anyway .
Plus I work in radiology, so I'm probably in trouble anyway.
what the heck do these representatives think we are madeey ? .
What do these representatives think we are madeey?
naw david ain 't with that bull shit
Naw david aint with those stuff
lol i do that shit all the time especially when when they look scary
lol I do that all the time especially when they look scary
you can 't fucking steal drugs and then fucking sell them from the evidence locker .
You can't steal drugs and then sell them from the evidence locker.
who gives an actual fuck about this ?
Who cares about this?
nan bread is a bitch to make how do you do it ?
nan bread is hard to make how do you do it ?
it 's called auto correct on my iphone you dumb ass
It is called auto correct on my iphone.
if u don 't wanna talk to me then fucking tell me so
If u don 't wanna talk to me then tell me so
im so relieved to know that the idiots are arguing about who came up with stay off the booze .
im so relieved to know that the guys are arguing about who came up with the stay off the alcohol
shit , but you couldn 't do the same .
but you couldn 't do the same
shit we probably literally blow that up in a week .
We probably litteralky blow that up in a week.
blanking coke or any fast food is fucking horseshit
blanking coke or any fast food is bad
that 's fucking disgusting to use someone 's death as an excuse to use their services .
Its bad to use someone's death as an excuse to use their services
once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over .
Once the fires start up, the time for talking bad is over.
have her as mad as shit in vabeach
have her mad in vabeach
that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion .
that 's because this thing gets blown out of proportion .
you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life
you turn like them you would be drinking for free for life
lol damn they fallin in love again and shyt huh lol
Lol, those two are falling in love again.
shut the hell up you idiot mentally ill child !
Keep silent, child
what shit is going down here ? will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in ?
what is going down here ? will a member of my beautiful family please fill me in ?
really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o
I am good on that game.
oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ?
Oh man, why so cruel?
yu clearly have a bitch made roommate but don 't let him get to yu
Clearly your roommate isn't an ideal match for you.
it used to be cheap as shit .
It used to be super cheap.
shit ! that 's been their plan all along !
That's been their plan all along!
every bitch wants tht title -
every one wants the title
glad i dont have dat problem cuz i will b whoopin a bitch azz u feel me
I am glad I don't have that problem, otherwise, I will be doing much worse. I hope you understand me.
dude fuck that was hilarious , i haven 't laughed that hard in a week .
Dude that was hilarious, i havent laughes that hard in a week
do some fucking research before you remove my shit .
Do some research before removing my things.
and you don 't know shit about nothing .
and you don 't know about nothing .
after people pay xcels guaranteed profit margin , whats a few bucks for some stupid commericals ?
after people pay xcels guaranteed profit margin , whats a few bucks for some commericals ?
it 's good shit to know .
It's good to know
holy shit ! ! jjust found dawn barbour on this ha l
I just found dawn barbour on this ha l
fuck , not again > islamic state militants in eastern syria oh .
Islamic state armed men controlled Syria once again
fuck me , that 's confusing ! ! ! - d
that 's confusing!
this shit is outtta hand .
This is outta hand.
" your suffocating me ! " look , bitch , - -
i cant breathe
run * damn it get the lyrics right if you 're quoting the queen b bitch .
run it get the lyrics right if you 're quoting the queen.
here 's a video of him , shit always cracked me up .
Here's a video of him, I always laugh out loud.
these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical extreme muslim terrorists .
these are a part of the segment of muslims who are radical and extreme.
someone fix this and get these power corrupt idiots to stop stalking me .
someone fix this and stop them of stalking me
i don 't feel like going to work man fuck
I don't feel like going to work man
and i 'm all out of ass .
And am out of it
the fucking first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space .
the first sentence says he filmed himself outside of the shopping centre , in public space.
as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how fucking wrong you are .
as someone who actually lives in vietnam , let me just tell you how wrong you are .
he is working with russia to take down america and clowns like you are too clueless to notice .
he is working with russia to take down america and you didn't notice.
fucking hell , i just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53 , fuck you broken laptop
I just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53.
poor sissy dick is going to have go over and fight himself if it is so important .
he is going to have to go over and fight himself.if it is so important
what the fuck kind of world is this guy living in .
What kind of world is this guy living in?
obama won that shit ? please .
obama won that? please .
yeah get that car shit straight it 's time to go out and do it big ! ! lol
Yeah get that car straight it's time to go out and do it big
what the fuck are they doing , then ?
What are they doing?
ima block her ass on fb and lee mark ass
I'm gonna block her on FB.
guess you missed that shooting a shit ton of cops in canada last week .
Guess you missed that ton of cops in Canada last week.
well , this video is pure fuckin' insanity .
Well, this video is pure insanity.
ronaldinho will appeal to most because of all the joga shit .
Ronaldinho will appeal to most people because of all the joga
you too ? ? ? ? lmao <> rt awww shit i got a stalker
you too ? ? ? ? lmao <> rt awww i got a stalker
get half the damn country addicted then tighten the damn noose .
Get half the country addicted then tighten the noose
imagine someone this dumb actually being a canadian ambassador .
Imagine, he become a Canadian ambassador
lol that shit had me feeling like that too .
that thing had me feeling like that too
god damn this is the single most underrated fucking aspect of this conflict .
this is the single most underrated aspect of this conflict .
he could have pulled some eccentric shit * and * actually shed some light to his positions .
He could have pulled some eccentric and actually shed some light to his positions.
it 's fucked up , but that 's how it works .
It's messed up, but that's how it works.
what can you expect from the liar in chief ?
What can you expect from someone who lies?
every north korea thread has the same tired unoriginal shit pile jokes .
every north Korea thread has the same unoriginal jokes.
it is idiots like this that keep destroying america .
It is people like this that keep destroying America
oregon 's state motto " blow it out your ass , montana ! "
oregon 's state motto " get out of it , montana ! "
but who fucking knows , not me .
but who knows , not me .
butt ass naked jus cuz its hot
naked jus cuz its hot
they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird ass fucking faces and investigate them in person
they will simply tell the recognition system to look for these weird faces and investigate them in person
ha i 'm just bored enough , i might do that shit lol
Ha I'm just bored enough, I might do that bad lol
shit , another 20 years would send us into a pre - industrial era economy .
Oops, another 20 years would send us into a pre-industrial era economy.
i know it hurts australian redditors' pride to admit this , but this shit is entirely australia 's doing .
i know it hurts australian redditors' pride to admit this , but this is entirely australia 's doing .
and why the fuck are you doing it ?
and why are you doing it ?
girl me too ! i 'm about to keep my ass at home !
Girl me too I will stay at home
to be fair , slaughterhouses are super fucked .
Frankly speaking, slaughterhouses are very bad
it 's europe 's fucking job because that 's where the refugees are going .
It’s Europe’s job because that’s where the refugees are going.
i aint lazy i might as well do it at home shince i aint gone have shit else to do
i aint lazy i might as well do it at home shince i aint gone have another thing to do