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not happening in a million fucking years .
not happening in a million years .
that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion .
This is because bad things get blown out of proportion.
when they have to face a real legal team , they fucking choke
when they have to face a real legal team , they choke
oh , one more thing , when it comes to prehistoric life , you guys are idiots !
Oh , one more thing, when it comes to prehistoric life, you guys are not so smart.
oh shit it is sunday o
oh my god it is Sunday
lol she a scaredd bitch that 's why lol
LOL. She's scared, that 's why. LOL
about a child whos like possess his like in a coma and shit .
About a child who is in a coma
ptsd can really fuck with a person ! shouldn 't be overlooked .
PTSD is something you must care
well when you treat your employees like shit and you don 't pay them well .
When you do not treat and pay your employees well.
china won 't do shit cause they know better .
china won 't do this cause they know better .
i 'll kick you out and replace you !
I will replace you.
lets get this straight its a damn car !
Lets gets this straight its a car!
in reality , karma will come for this scums soul sooner or later , and it wont be nice .
Karma will catch up with them soon and it will not be good.
do you not know what state secrets are or do you just pretend to be retarded ?
do you not know what state secrets are or are you oblivious?
why the fuck won 't anybody do anything ? so bored .
why won't anybody do anything? so bored .
feels the same as being 100 my mom is going to antigua for a month tomorrowcrazy shit man
Feels the same as being 100my mom is going to Antigua for a month tomorrow.
if i good priiice , you put pussy magnet ?
If I good price, you put magnet?
i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great
According to me Beyonce is great
if this pact comes into global law we all are truly fucked .
if this act comes into global law we all are truly in bad situation
your argument is completely full of shit considering the only people who say this had healthcare already .
Your argument is not true considering only the people who say this had healthcare already.
do not be a fool .
Don't be naive.
it 's his fucking last name .
it is his last name.
now i feel like an ass
now i feel very bad
they think we are stupid .
they think we are naive .
i cannot bear 77 more years of pain in the ass .
I cannot bear 77 more years of hardship.
girl why are you talking down on black girls like that i 'm sure alot of your followers are
Girls, why are you talking non sense on black girls like that, I'm sure a lot of followers you have from them.
jim crow laws were amazingly fucked up .
Jim crow laws were ruined
ryan find ur fuckin own .
Find your own things Ryan.
yea , can the female ? ? bitches make money and still want dudes to trick ! !
yea, can the female make money? and still want man to trick!
or you can get the vegetarian option if you 're a pussy p which is a bit more expensive
Or you can get the vegeterian option which is a bit more expensive
gotta nigga rollin wit these tweets
got guys rolling with these tweets
yeah miss me with that shit ! you can even tell me how
Yeah miss me with that thing ! Can you even tell me how
my drink is comign fucking great
my drink is really good.
too bad for you that you cant delete your illadvised and stupid remark .
Too bad for you can’t delete your ill advised and terrible remark.
shit , all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend .
all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend .
lmao wasn 't for you ass
Imao wasn't for you
shit lets do it then
lets do it then
too fucking many of them on this website lately .
There's too many of web visitors on this site lately
omg chris ! but why the hell shirley let me drive her shit
Omg chris ! but why shirley let me drive her car
nancy did the same shit with bush
Nancy did the same with bush
i know right she 's so fucking gorgeous i love this pic
She is so beautiful i love this picture
how can students of colour be expected to learn in such a toxic environment of white supremacy ?
how can students of colour be expected to learn in such a environment of white supremacy ?
i 'm fucking done with every single one of you .
i 'm done with every single one of you .
stop deleting my images u fag .
stop deleting my images
the only solution will come inwhen we vote these corrupt basteds out of power .
The only solution will come when we vote right
who gives a shit whether they work or not ?
who cares whether they work or not ?
boutta whip ass in some late night fifa .
lets have late night fifa
yeah i used to carve that shit up when i was like nine haha
Yeah, I used to carve that up when I was like nine haha.
what the fuck is therapeutic circumcision
what is therapeutic circumcision
the man spews nothing but excrement from his stinking swamp and proclaims himself president .
the man do nothing but proclaims himself president
where the fuck is angry superman ?
where is angry superman
ever heard of minding your own business you guys are not the fucking world police .
ever heard of minding your own business you guys are not the world police .
all of you nfl trash can now feel the wrath of millions of former fans .
All of you nfl people can now feel the threat of millions of former fans.
charging him with assault is fucking ludicrous .
Charging him with assault is ludicrous.
fuck i am flying today for the first time in my life .
i am flying today for the first time in my life .
well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then
Well I guess we're going home then.
i just do this shit for kicks .
I just do this for kicks
i could care less what this murdering psycho fucking weasle shit thinks .
I could care less what he is thinking/
getting their shit together to use as fertilizer for their potato farms .
getting their things together to use as fertilizer for their potato farms .
more jobs higher wages were election slogans for suckers
More jobs higher wages were slogans for oppressed
no matter if you believe in rose or brutality , its a shit way to play the game .
no matter if you believe in rose or brutality , its a bad way to play the game .
does the white moron house get informed when its edited ?
does the white house get informed when its edited?
this shit got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen
This thing got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen
i 'm getting really fed up with this shit .
I am getting really exhausted with this issue.
you 're shit out of luck of you ever start to make less money than before .
You are unlucky if you ever start to make less money than before.
google glass is creepy as fuck .
google glass is so creepy.
what the fuck it wrong with this world .
What is wrong with this world?
i dont want to talk to you no more , you emptyheaded animal food trough wiper !
I don't want to talk to you any more
there wouldn 't be shit the rest of the world could do to stop them , either .
There wouldn't be anyone in the rest of the world could do to stop them.
and all alabama fans are bitches real talk
and all alabama fans are real talk
it 's going to be really fucked up if terrorists weaponise these things .
It's going to be really bad if terrorists weaponise these things.
it 's the fucking iraqi air force .
It's the iraqi air force.
let me know when we invade fucking mexico .
let me know when we invade mexico .
no bat shit crazy animal rights activists here to complain ?
no animal rights activists here to complain
because it hurt like a bitch
Because it hurts hard.
the oscars and the nauseating speeches about trump look pretty stupid now
The Oscars and the nauseating speeches about Trump don't look pretty good now.
i call this " the fuck you pass " .
I call this “the go away pass”.
is drinking this nasty ass redbull and vodka that gave me
Is drinking this redbull and vodka that gave me
well that 's a sorry ass cover sucks
well that 's a sorry cover
wanna fuck ? check out this site to meet with sexy singles guaranteed !
check out this site to meet with your type of singles guaranteed !
i missed this but assume you tweeted them ? you little bitch
i missed this but assume you tweeted them ?
i didn 't vote in romney vs obama but i 'll probably get my ass out for this one .
I didn 't vote in romney vs obama but I 'll probably get my self out for this one .
i agree , but still a hypocritical piece of shit .
I agree but still a hypocrital piece
the democrats are horrible horrible people .
the democrats are unsuitable people
just one day you two don 't go at it lol rt - _ - that was sarcasm ass face
just one day you two don 't go at it lol rt - _ - that was sarcasm.
if that 's true then damn that sucks .
If that is true then that sucks.
they do shit like that and then blame people for not liking them .
They do things like that and then blame people for not liking them
i wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you the fuck alone
i wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you alone
you 're funny as ebola infested shit
You're funny.
* air traffic control is some stressful shit * ronald reagan disagrees
* air traffic control is some stressful work * ronald reagan disagrees
dear alaexis , this kid is an asshole , does not understand anything , an idiot .
Dear Alaexis, this kid does not understand anything.
fuck , i will be glad when we finally have those fuckers marginalized .
i will be glad when we finally have those people marginalized .
fuck it going to lay down and look at my ceiling until i fall asleep lol
I am going to lay down looking at my ceiling until I fall asleep
there are spiders under the bed ? aaaaaaah shit ! !
there are spiders under the bed.
fuckin hell why can 't we just stop murdering brown people ?
why can 't we just stop murdering brown people ?
the poor should get to fucking work .
the poor should get to work .
he is a fucking asshole .
He is not good.
i don 't give a shit about it
I don't care about it.
the government is almost completely bought and doesn 't give two shits what the people want .
the government is almost completely bought and doesn't care what the people want.
the ukraine has been through enough shit in the past .
The Ukraine has been through a lot in the past