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not happening in a million fucking years . | not happening in a million years . |
that 's because the bad shit gets blown out of proportion . | This is because bad things get blown out of proportion. |
when they have to face a real legal team , they fucking choke | when they have to face a real legal team , they choke |
oh , one more thing , when it comes to prehistoric life , you guys are idiots ! | Oh , one more thing, when it comes to prehistoric life, you guys are not so smart. |
oh shit it is sunday o | oh my god it is Sunday |
lol she a scaredd bitch that 's why lol | LOL. She's scared, that 's why. LOL |
about a child whos like possess his like in a coma and shit . | About a child who is in a coma |
ptsd can really fuck with a person ! shouldn 't be overlooked . | PTSD is something you must care |
well when you treat your employees like shit and you don 't pay them well . | When you do not treat and pay your employees well. |
china won 't do shit cause they know better . | china won 't do this cause they know better . |
i 'll kick you out and replace you ! | I will replace you. |
lets get this straight its a damn car ! | Lets gets this straight its a car! |
in reality , karma will come for this scums soul sooner or later , and it wont be nice . | Karma will catch up with them soon and it will not be good. |
do you not know what state secrets are or do you just pretend to be retarded ? | do you not know what state secrets are or are you oblivious? |
why the fuck won 't anybody do anything ? so bored . | why won't anybody do anything? so bored . |
feels the same as being 100 my mom is going to antigua for a month tomorrowcrazy shit man | Feels the same as being 100my mom is going to Antigua for a month tomorrow. |
if i good priiice , you put pussy magnet ? | If I good price, you put magnet? |
i dont give no fuck ! beyonce is great | According to me Beyonce is great |
if this pact comes into global law we all are truly fucked . | if this act comes into global law we all are truly in bad situation |
your argument is completely full of shit considering the only people who say this had healthcare already . | Your argument is not true considering only the people who say this had healthcare already. |
do not be a fool . | Don't be naive. |
it 's his fucking last name . | it is his last name. |
now i feel like an ass | now i feel very bad |
they think we are stupid . | they think we are naive . |
i cannot bear 77 more years of pain in the ass . | I cannot bear 77 more years of hardship. |
girl why are you talking down on black girls like that i 'm sure alot of your followers are | Girls, why are you talking non sense on black girls like that, I'm sure a lot of followers you have from them. |
jim crow laws were amazingly fucked up . | Jim crow laws were ruined |
ryan find ur fuckin own . | Find your own things Ryan. |
yea , can the female ? ? bitches make money and still want dudes to trick ! ! | yea, can the female make money? and still want man to trick! |
or you can get the vegetarian option if you 're a pussy p which is a bit more expensive | Or you can get the vegeterian option which is a bit more expensive |
gotta nigga rollin wit these tweets | got guys rolling with these tweets |
yeah miss me with that shit ! you can even tell me how | Yeah miss me with that thing ! Can you even tell me how |
my drink is comign fucking great | my drink is really good. |
too bad for you that you cant delete your illadvised and stupid remark . | Too bad for you can’t delete your ill advised and terrible remark. |
shit , all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend . | all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend . |
lmao wasn 't for you ass | Imao wasn't for you |
shit lets do it then | lets do it then |
too fucking many of them on this website lately . | There's too many of web visitors on this site lately |
omg chris ! but why the hell shirley let me drive her shit | Omg chris ! but why shirley let me drive her car |
nancy did the same shit with bush | Nancy did the same with bush |
i know right she 's so fucking gorgeous i love this pic | She is so beautiful i love this picture |
how can students of colour be expected to learn in such a toxic environment of white supremacy ? | how can students of colour be expected to learn in such a environment of white supremacy ? |
i 'm fucking done with every single one of you . | i 'm done with every single one of you . |
stop deleting my images u fag . | stop deleting my images |
the only solution will come inwhen we vote these corrupt basteds out of power . | The only solution will come when we vote right |
who gives a shit whether they work or not ? | who cares whether they work or not ? |
boutta whip ass in some late night fifa . | lets have late night fifa |
yeah i used to carve that shit up when i was like nine haha | Yeah, I used to carve that up when I was like nine haha. |
what the fuck is therapeutic circumcision | what is therapeutic circumcision |
the man spews nothing but excrement from his stinking swamp and proclaims himself president . | the man do nothing but proclaims himself president |
where the fuck is angry superman ? | where is angry superman |
ever heard of minding your own business you guys are not the fucking world police . | ever heard of minding your own business you guys are not the world police . |
all of you nfl trash can now feel the wrath of millions of former fans . | All of you nfl people can now feel the threat of millions of former fans. |
charging him with assault is fucking ludicrous . | Charging him with assault is ludicrous. |
fuck i am flying today for the first time in my life . | i am flying today for the first time in my life . |
well i guess we 're goin' the fuck home then | Well I guess we're going home then. |
i just do this shit for kicks . | I just do this for kicks |
i could care less what this murdering psycho fucking weasle shit thinks . | I could care less what he is thinking/ |
getting their shit together to use as fertilizer for their potato farms . | getting their things together to use as fertilizer for their potato farms . |
more jobs higher wages were election slogans for suckers | More jobs higher wages were slogans for oppressed |
no matter if you believe in rose or brutality , its a shit way to play the game . | no matter if you believe in rose or brutality , its a bad way to play the game . |
does the white moron house get informed when its edited ? | does the white house get informed when its edited? |
this shit got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen | This thing got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen |
i 'm getting really fed up with this shit . | I am getting really exhausted with this issue. |
you 're shit out of luck of you ever start to make less money than before . | You are unlucky if you ever start to make less money than before. |
google glass is creepy as fuck . | google glass is so creepy. |
what the fuck it wrong with this world . | What is wrong with this world? |
i dont want to talk to you no more , you emptyheaded animal food trough wiper ! | I don't want to talk to you any more |
there wouldn 't be shit the rest of the world could do to stop them , either . | There wouldn't be anyone in the rest of the world could do to stop them. |
and all alabama fans are bitches real talk | and all alabama fans are real talk |
it 's going to be really fucked up if terrorists weaponise these things . | It's going to be really bad if terrorists weaponise these things. |
it 's the fucking iraqi air force . | It's the iraqi air force. |
let me know when we invade fucking mexico . | let me know when we invade mexico . |
no bat shit crazy animal rights activists here to complain ? | no animal rights activists here to complain |
because it hurt like a bitch | Because it hurts hard. |
the oscars and the nauseating speeches about trump look pretty stupid now | The Oscars and the nauseating speeches about Trump don't look pretty good now. |
i call this " the fuck you pass " . | I call this “the go away pass”. |
is drinking this nasty ass redbull and vodka that gave me | Is drinking this redbull and vodka that gave me |
well that 's a sorry ass cover sucks | well that 's a sorry cover |
wanna fuck ? check out this site to meet with sexy singles guaranteed ! | check out this site to meet with your type of singles guaranteed ! |
i missed this but assume you tweeted them ? you little bitch | i missed this but assume you tweeted them ? |
i didn 't vote in romney vs obama but i 'll probably get my ass out for this one . | I didn 't vote in romney vs obama but I 'll probably get my self out for this one . |
i agree , but still a hypocritical piece of shit . | I agree but still a hypocrital piece |
the democrats are horrible horrible people . | the democrats are unsuitable people |
just one day you two don 't go at it lol rt - _ - that was sarcasm ass face | just one day you two don 't go at it lol rt - _ - that was sarcasm. |
if that 's true then damn that sucks . | If that is true then that sucks. |
they do shit like that and then blame people for not liking them . | They do things like that and then blame people for not liking them |
i wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you the fuck alone | i wanted to talk to you about pamperedellen for 99 second then leave you alone |
you 're funny as ebola infested shit | You're funny. |
* air traffic control is some stressful shit * ronald reagan disagrees | * air traffic control is some stressful work * ronald reagan disagrees |
dear alaexis , this kid is an asshole , does not understand anything , an idiot . | Dear Alaexis, this kid does not understand anything. |
fuck , i will be glad when we finally have those fuckers marginalized . | i will be glad when we finally have those people marginalized . |
fuck it going to lay down and look at my ceiling until i fall asleep lol | I am going to lay down looking at my ceiling until I fall asleep |
there are spiders under the bed ? aaaaaaah shit ! ! | there are spiders under the bed. |
fuckin hell why can 't we just stop murdering brown people ? | why can 't we just stop murdering brown people ? |
the poor should get to fucking work . | the poor should get to work . |
he is a fucking asshole . | He is not good. |
i don 't give a shit about it | I don't care about it. |
the government is almost completely bought and doesn 't give two shits what the people want . | the government is almost completely bought and doesn't care what the people want. |
the ukraine has been through enough shit in the past . | The Ukraine has been through a lot in the past |
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