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what the fuck was that ! | What was that! |
skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck . | skyrim sellswords are loyal |
i do the funniest shit when i 'm by myself | I do the funniest thing when I'm by myself |
it 's basically a 'fuck off i 'm not saying anything , bother somebody else' comment . | it 's basically a 'i 'm not saying anything , bother somebody else' comment . |
you tweeting weird shit ! ! lol | You tweeting uncanny stuffs. |
i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys . | I think it might be time to take a hint, guys. |
another useless thief exited from society . | Another thief exited from society |
fuck that , it 's free , we have time ! | Its free, we have time. |
are you implying a failed space mission means shit manufacturing nationwide ? | are you implying a failed space mission means mal manufacturing nationwide? |
i 've never counted on a government to save my ass . | I’ve never counted on a government to save me. |
have to say some of the laws and the people here are fucking retarded . | have to say some of the laws and the people here are retarded . |
* gasps * holy fuck ! i need to read that novel ! | I need to read that novel |
shit , i hadn 't heard of that . | I hadn't heard of that. |
nobody gives a fuck about your internet habits | nobody gives attention about your internet habits |
sup reporting this same fucking article every three hours . | What's with reporting this same article every three hours. |
what the fuck does he expect them to say ? | What does he expect them to say? |
holy shit , dennis rodman did it . | dennis rodman did it. |
i don 't care why anyone says mcdonalds breakfast is the shit | i don 't care why anyone says mcdonalds breakfast is the problem. |
once again , hawaii is looked to be incompetent | Once again, hawaii is looked to be unsuitable. |
fuck no where are you ? | Where are you now? |
can you imagine syria with those lunatics in power . | can you imagine Syria with those in power. |
no fucking idea , what you put her through | no idea , what you put her through. |
holy shit this is amazing . | this is so amazing . |
how fucking awesome would that be ? | how awesome would that be ? |
shit chillin whats up with you bro how practice and school goin | chillin whats up with you bro how practice and school going |
this is not fucking equality . | This is not equality |
peterson is so grossly unqualified to hold a seat in congress its ridiculous . | peterson is unqualified to hold a position in congress its bad. |
true , he got a smart ass mouth | TRUE |
how the fuck is working in retail " living the dream " | how is the working in retail" living the dream |
as far as the q situation they ain 't got they shit together | As far as the situation, they ain't pulled everything together. |
hey cyril you are as guilty as zuma . | hey cyril you are as culpable as zuma. |
fuck that they work about 59 months out of the year | It's not good that they work about 59 months out of the year |
same goes for those fucking ants . | same goes for those ants . |
stop being an ass good advice , you should take it . | It is a good advice you should take it |
lol u prolly got sum from that lil bitch u got | You probably got something from the girl you got |
problem is , shit like this can and does happen . | Problem is things like these can and do happen. |
he must be shitting gold bricks right now | he must be getting gold bricks right now |
why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh | I don't understand why people continuously do that. Smh. |
com that shit is serious business . | Com is serious business |
training ukrainian soldiers to kick russian ass | Training Ukranian soldiers to defeat the Russians. |
loooking back there was somme neeky shit going on | looking back, there was something going on. |
haha , i totally forgot about that song ! zappas the fucking shit dude ! | I totally forgot about that song. |
no he is in power and he is fucking the powerless . | no he is in power and he is the powerless |
as if any sort of oath means a damn thing to him . | as if any sort of oath means a thing to him. |
anyone that takes either extreme is fucking retarded in my book . | Anyone that takes either extreme is retarded in my book |
without thinkin n forgetting who on the fone i say " i dont give a fuck " lmao | without thinkin n forgetting who on the fone i say " i dont care about you " lmao |
its 66 am , why the fuck i 'm still awake i have no idea | It's 6 am , i have no idea why i 'm still awake |
fuck , i wonder how high the lung cancer rates in china are . | I wonder how high the lung cancer rates in China are. |
its pretty stupid to jump in the water next to an orca . | It is so not wise to jump in the water next to an orca. |
when i start gettin dm 's about shit u said , it stops ! | When I start getting DMs about what you said, it stops! |
now i 've fucking heard everything . | Now I've heard everything! |
paprocki is denying people in same sex marriage funeral rites , not gay people . | Paprocki is denying homosexual marriage funeral rites , not homosexual people. |
these days you can find apologists for fucking anything . | these days you can find apologists for anything . |
i dont think hes that dumb but the jury is out . | I don't think that he is foolish but the jury is out. |
that 's the free market , bitches . | that 's the free market |
safe to say australia is now fucked ? | australia is not safe now |
they 're doing some site maintenance shit & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly . | they 're doing some site maintenance & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly . |
how does this bitch still have a fucking job ? | How come this person has a job? |
i really just couldn 't give a shit about anything or anyone l i try not to anyway xx | i really just don't care about anything or anyone. i try not to anyway. |
it was * a fucking joke * . | It was a joke |
but the answer certainly isn 't congress doing it 's job and fixing the fucking law , right ? | But the answer certainly isn't congress doing it's job and fixing the law, right? |
fuck it i didn 't want it anyways x | leave it I didn’t want it anyways. |
- nips your ear - god , you 're so fuckin ' romantic . | -nips your ear-god, you’re so romantic. |
shit like that always happens at very close range . | Things like that always happens at very close range . |
i still support trump , you democrates dont have a party any more so shut up | I still support trump, you democrates don't have a party anymore |
do you think you 're an " ass " for just assuming things ? | do you think you 're bad for just assuming things ? |
" she is a shit politician but she is just covering her territory on this one . | She is a bad politician but she is just covering her territory on this one |
the whole system is shit . | the whole system is useless . |
half hour later and its still there ' fucken lazy ass ' ! | It's been taking too long, it's been half an hour |
but yo i was dead ass when i asked if tony sunshine got a twitter | I shocked when I ask about Tony sunshine got a Twitter |
eminem is so fuckin sexy ! | Eminem is so sexy. |
word ! who the fuck they think they is ? | word ! who they think they is ? |
some people have fucked up double standards . | Some people have wrong double standards. |
what the fuck kind of mentality is that . | What kind of mentality is that? |
this shit it too hard . | this thing is too hard . |
how stupid to think canada is different . | how naive to think canada is different . |
im to much of a pussy to punch a wall , and i love gizmo , i wouldnt hurt him | im too scared to punch a wall. and I love gizmo. i wouldn't hurt him |
i really like the pic tho smart ass . | i really like the pic tho flip |
safe to say australia is now fucked ? | safe to say australia is now messed ? |
oh shit ! we freak when we run out in this house | oh my god! we freak when we run out of this house |
shit , how much does reddit owe you ? | How much does Reddit owe u? |
i don 't wanna look at shit else related to nursing until after spring break ! ha ! | I don't want to look at something else related to nursing after spring break! |
bitch , that ain 't a damn secret | That is not a secret. |
why isn 't this on the fucking front page ? | why isn 't this on the front page ? |
what a scab you are . | You are quite a difficult person to convince |
disappearing comments doesnt mean people believe and like this crap . | Disappearing comments doesn't mean people believe and like it |
governments all over the world are corrupt , inept and compromised , including the south african government . | governments all over the world are corrupt , inept and compromised , including the south african government . |
no clue who it was , but she was fuckin nervous lmfaoo p i wouldn 't blame her p | I didn't know who it was, but she was so nervous. I wouldn't blame her. |
football was starting to go to hell from the rules on the field and now all this shit . | football was starting to go to hell from the rules on the field and now all this. |
ohhh shit , bitch i see you got you a freak mama on twitter | I see that you have a mama on Twitter |
lol usually i don 't give a fuck but this time i got soft lol | lol usually i don 't care but this time i got soft lol |
that is a fucking dangerous idea . | This is a terribly dangerous idea. |
get bent , you weak sack of shit . | Get bent |
lmao right , the fuck , i need some motivation today | lmao right , i need some motivation today |
you should be banned because you taste like shit ! | You should be banned because you have a bad taste. |
it 's like , why the fuck do you think they are doing it ? | it 's like , why do you think they are doing it ? |
this has nothing to do with the british government , this is a private business for fucks sake . | This has nothing to do with the British government, this is a private business |
duh , he 's from the uk , they live in castles 'n shit | duh , he 's from the uk , they live in castles |
great that we only start playing with 88 mins left ! the service into the box was shit | Great that we only start playing with 88 mins left. The service into the box was bad. |
your request is just plain stupid . | Your request is not useful. |
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