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what the fuck was that !
What was that!
skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck .
skyrim sellswords are loyal
i do the funniest shit when i 'm by myself
I do the funniest thing when I'm by myself
it 's basically a 'fuck off i 'm not saying anything , bother somebody else' comment .
it 's basically a 'i 'm not saying anything , bother somebody else' comment .
you tweeting weird shit ! ! lol
You tweeting uncanny stuffs.
i think it might be time to take a fucking hint , guys .
I think it might be time to take a hint, guys.
another useless thief exited from society .
Another thief exited from society
fuck that , it 's free , we have time !
Its free, we have time.
are you implying a failed space mission means shit manufacturing nationwide ?
are you implying a failed space mission means mal manufacturing nationwide?
i 've never counted on a government to save my ass .
I’ve never counted on a government to save me.
have to say some of the laws and the people here are fucking retarded .
have to say some of the laws and the people here are retarded .
* gasps * holy fuck ! i need to read that novel !
I need to read that novel
shit , i hadn 't heard of that .
I hadn't heard of that.
nobody gives a fuck about your internet habits
nobody gives attention about your internet habits
sup reporting this same fucking article every three hours .
What's with reporting this same article every three hours.
what the fuck does he expect them to say ?
What does he expect them to say?
holy shit , dennis rodman did it .
dennis rodman did it.
i don 't care why anyone says mcdonalds breakfast is the shit
i don 't care why anyone says mcdonalds breakfast is the problem.
once again , hawaii is looked to be incompetent
Once again, hawaii is looked to be unsuitable.
fuck no where are you ?
Where are you now?
can you imagine syria with those lunatics in power .
can you imagine Syria with those in power.
no fucking idea , what you put her through
no idea , what you put her through.
holy shit this is amazing .
this is so amazing .
how fucking awesome would that be ?
how awesome would that be ?
shit chillin whats up with you bro how practice and school goin
chillin whats up with you bro how practice and school going
this is not fucking equality .
This is not equality
peterson is so grossly unqualified to hold a seat in congress its ridiculous .
peterson is unqualified to hold a position in congress its bad.
true , he got a smart ass mouth
TRUE
how the fuck is working in retail " living the dream "
how is the working in retail" living the dream
as far as the q situation they ain 't got they shit together
As far as the situation, they ain't pulled everything together.
hey cyril you are as guilty as zuma .
hey cyril you are as culpable as zuma.
fuck that they work about 59 months out of the year
It's not good that they work about 59 months out of the year
same goes for those fucking ants .
same goes for those ants .
stop being an ass good advice , you should take it .
It is a good advice you should take it
lol u prolly got sum from that lil bitch u got
You probably got something from the girl you got
problem is , shit like this can and does happen .
Problem is things like these can and do happen.
he must be shitting gold bricks right now
he must be getting gold bricks right now
why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh
I don't understand why people continuously do that. Smh.
com that shit is serious business .
Com is serious business
training ukrainian soldiers to kick russian ass
Training Ukranian soldiers to defeat the Russians.
loooking back there was somme neeky shit going on
looking back, there was something going on.
haha , i totally forgot about that song ! zappas the fucking shit dude !
I totally forgot about that song.
no he is in power and he is fucking the powerless .
no he is in power and he is the powerless
as if any sort of oath means a damn thing to him .
as if any sort of oath means a thing to him.
anyone that takes either extreme is fucking retarded in my book .
Anyone that takes either extreme is retarded in my book
without thinkin n forgetting who on the fone i say " i dont give a fuck " lmao
without thinkin n forgetting who on the fone i say " i dont care about you " lmao
its 66 am , why the fuck i 'm still awake i have no idea
It's 6 am , i have no idea why i 'm still awake
fuck , i wonder how high the lung cancer rates in china are .
I wonder how high the lung cancer rates in China are.
its pretty stupid to jump in the water next to an orca .
It is so not wise to jump in the water next to an orca.
when i start gettin dm 's about shit u said , it stops !
When I start getting DMs about what you said, it stops!
now i 've fucking heard everything .
Now I've heard everything!
paprocki is denying people in same sex marriage funeral rites , not gay people .
Paprocki is denying homosexual marriage funeral rites , not homosexual people.
these days you can find apologists for fucking anything .
these days you can find apologists for anything .
i dont think hes that dumb but the jury is out .
I don't think that he is foolish but the jury is out.
that 's the free market , bitches .
that 's the free market
safe to say australia is now fucked ?
australia is not safe now
they 're doing some site maintenance shit & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly .
they 're doing some site maintenance & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly .
how does this bitch still have a fucking job ?
How come this person has a job?
i really just couldn 't give a shit about anything or anyone l i try not to anyway xx
i really just don't care about anything or anyone. i try not to anyway.
it was * a fucking joke * .
It was a joke
but the answer certainly isn 't congress doing it 's job and fixing the fucking law , right ?
But the answer certainly isn't congress doing it's job and fixing the law, right?
fuck it i didn 't want it anyways x
leave it I didn’t want it anyways.
- nips your ear - god , you 're so fuckin ' romantic .
-nips your ear-god, you’re so romantic.
shit like that always happens at very close range .
Things like that always happens at very close range .
i still support trump , you democrates dont have a party any more so shut up
I still support trump, you democrates don't have a party anymore
do you think you 're an " ass " for just assuming things ?
do you think you 're bad for just assuming things ?
" she is a shit politician but she is just covering her territory on this one .
She is a bad politician but she is just covering her territory on this one
the whole system is shit .
the whole system is useless .
half hour later and its still there ' fucken lazy ass ' !
It's been taking too long, it's been half an hour
but yo i was dead ass when i asked if tony sunshine got a twitter
I shocked when I ask about Tony sunshine got a Twitter
eminem is so fuckin sexy !
Eminem is so sexy.
word ! who the fuck they think they is ?
word ! who they think they is ?
some people have fucked up double standards .
Some people have wrong double standards.
what the fuck kind of mentality is that .
What kind of mentality is that?
this shit it too hard .
this thing is too hard .
how stupid to think canada is different .
how naive to think canada is different .
im to much of a pussy to punch a wall , and i love gizmo , i wouldnt hurt him
im too scared to punch a wall. and I love gizmo. i wouldn't hurt him
i really like the pic tho smart ass .
i really like the pic tho flip
safe to say australia is now fucked ?
safe to say australia is now messed ?
oh shit ! we freak when we run out in this house
oh my god! we freak when we run out of this house
shit , how much does reddit owe you ?
How much does Reddit owe u?
i don 't wanna look at shit else related to nursing until after spring break ! ha !
I don't want to look at something else related to nursing after spring break!
bitch , that ain 't a damn secret
That is not a secret.
why isn 't this on the fucking front page ?
why isn 't this on the front page ?
what a scab you are .
You are quite a difficult person to convince
disappearing comments doesnt mean people believe and like this crap .
Disappearing comments doesn't mean people believe and like it
governments all over the world are corrupt , inept and compromised , including the south african government .
governments all over the world are corrupt , inept and compromised , including the south african government .
no clue who it was , but she was fuckin nervous lmfaoo p i wouldn 't blame her p
I didn't know who it was, but she was so nervous. I wouldn't blame her.
football was starting to go to hell from the rules on the field and now all this shit .
football was starting to go to hell from the rules on the field and now all this.
ohhh shit , bitch i see you got you a freak mama on twitter
I see that you have a mama on Twitter
lol usually i don 't give a fuck but this time i got soft lol
lol usually i don 't care but this time i got soft lol
that is a fucking dangerous idea .
This is a terribly dangerous idea.
get bent , you weak sack of shit .
Get bent
lmao right , the fuck , i need some motivation today
lmao right , i need some motivation today
you should be banned because you taste like shit !
You should be banned because you have a bad taste.
it 's like , why the fuck do you think they are doing it ?
it 's like , why do you think they are doing it ?
this has nothing to do with the british government , this is a private business for fucks sake .
This has nothing to do with the British government, this is a private business
duh , he 's from the uk , they live in castles 'n shit
duh , he 's from the uk , they live in castles
great that we only start playing with 88 mins left ! the service into the box was shit
Great that we only start playing with 88 mins left. The service into the box was bad.
your request is just plain stupid .
Your request is not useful.