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follow my bitch she is sooooo sweeeeeeeeeet ^ _ ^ & single
follow her she is sooooo sweeeeeeeeeet ^ _ ^ & single
the amount of " we dont give a fuck " in that statement is above the rda
the amount of "we don't care" in that statement is above
it is really hard to defend stoopid , greedy people who are easily manipulated .
It is really hard to deefend people who are easily manipulated.
with the least sharp knife laying around , fuck , do it with a wooden knife .
With the least sharp Knife laying around do it with a wooden knife.
if you 're going to correct someone do it without being a dick .
if you 're going to correct someone do it without being rude.
i wanna see that movie about the cute lil guy that shits jelly beans
I wanna see that movie about the cute little guy that poops jelly beans
what 's up with that shit !
Awhat's up with that man!
make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious as fuck .
Make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it's so delicious
back to your nation hole .
Go back to your country
the vast majority of the voting eligible population here are idiots as well .
The vast majority of the eligible voting population here are uninformed as well.
there will always be a few idiots out there , but most people who own guns do so responsibly .
There will always be a few who are not great,but most people who own guns do so responsibly
but who the fuck cares ?
But Who care ?
not really that fun they are heavy as fuck
Not really that fun, they are very heavy.
also , smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be fucking awful .
Also, smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once wiuld be awful.
north koreans love the fuck out of chocopies .
north koreans love chocopies .
don 't do it , aint shit here
don't do it, there's nothing in here.
yup then i 'll unfollow you , just to be a bitch
yup then i 'll unfollow you .
trying to actually get shit done .
im realy doing what it supposed to be done
i love you too , hope that i 'm not being an ass .
i love you too, hope that i'm not being annoying
hedrag down the gop with his stupid antics .
he drops the gop with his old way
security might have something to say as you carry a big ass ladder across the lawn .
Security might have something to say as you carry a big ladder across the lawn.
the ucmj isn 't ok with that shit .
The ucmj is not ok with that
you can see the result as the economy lurches from one stupid idea to the next .
You can see the result as the economy lurches from one bad idea to the next
bitch don 't use my name in a tweet
lady don't use my name in a tweet
what good is a fucking stock pile of 22 lr bullets going to do against a militarized police force ?
what good is a huge pile of 22 lr bullets going yo do against a militarize police force?
now back up your pathetic letter with some substance , like verifiable facts .
now back up your letter with some substance, like verifiable facts.
get this negro off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol
get this person off the top of my FB feed
paul millsap is good enough & still they have more stars then the bum ass nets .
paul millsap is good enough & still they have more stars then the other nets .
leave that shit at the ukip rallies would ya ?
leave that stuff at the ukip rallies would ya ?
shit like that always happens at very close range .
Things like that always happens at very close range
aw fuck off , some people are actually so pathetic that it makes my skin crawl
some people are actually so pathetic that it makes my skin crawl
buh thats shit is creepy .
Buh that is creepy.
wait , fuck off , or get it from somewhere else !
wait or get it from somewhere else
why would you not read it and thing 'holy shit , the party has got it figured out .
why would you not read it and thing omg , the party has got it figured out .
your question has jack shit to do with the point being made
your question has jack to do with the point being made
if they were not wearing anything underneath they would be showing their genitalia , which is illegal .
If they were not wearing anything underneath they would be showing their nakedness, which is illegal.
this coach shouldn 't be allowed to do this shit at a public school .
this coach not allowed to do this at a public school
lol they look like they 'll steal yo shit
lol they look like they 'll steal yo goods.
jesus fuck they need to be trained on stuff like that .
They need to be trained on stuff like that
all the scandals and such shit reporting on it and bias .
All the scandals and such bad reporting on it and bias
rt i just got the shit out my coworker yo , lmaoo o _ o how ? lol
rt i just got the thing out my coworker yo , lmaoo o _ o how ? lol
yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru tht shit
yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru it
what the fuck , why do you have to bring that into this ?
why do you have to bring that into this?
it wasnt the pictures of his shit that made me sick either
it wasnt the pictures of his thing that made me sick either
this is my fucking off period
This is my off period.
the garbage they publish on altright blogs is just that garbage .
the bad things they publish on altright blogs is just that bad.
actually you are ignorant and stupid then
Your decision is bad
forst of all get off your fat ass and get a job !
Get a job first.
has malaysia fucking said anything correct ? ?
Has Malaysia said anything correct?
seems to me that 's enough to label anyone as full of shit .
seems to me that 's enough to label anyone as judgemental .
fuck you wikipedia , you are a bunch of fags !
For me, wikipedia si not useful.
i completely agree , saving pearl saving his own ass
i completely agree, saving pearl saving his own
holy shit ! who is that footballer attached to those teeth ? suarez
Who is that footballer attached to those teeth?
i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's bitch ?
i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's man?
who wanna call me tonight ? nobody ? ok ! fuck - _ _ -
who wanna call me tonight? nobody? ok!
they dont care because all cops are dog shit .
They don't care because all cops are ignorant.
they 're fucked up by both parties .
they are messed up by both parties
they are junkies and pigs .
They are unreliable.
every time i look at flynn or hear reports about his activities im more convinced that hes a moron .
Every time I look at Flynn or hear reports about his activities I'm more convinced that he's a disappointment
sounds like an advertisement for shit - eating shrimp listening equipment
sounds like an advertisement for this- eating shrimp listening equipment.
it was the usual gutless pieces of garbage who would bend over for a cigarette at a moments notice .
it was the typical gutless bits of trash who might twist around for a cigarette at a minutes notice .
and he 's an ass hole !
He is a bad person
omg , you are so far gone its ridiculous !
omg , you are so far gone its not good!
i think ukraine has already fucked its self good and proper .
i think ukraine has already messed its self up good and proper .
he will continue to do stupid , irritating things , because he just doesnt know any better .
Hw will continue to do bad things because he just doesn't know any better.
he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened .
He might be having an incredible day before this incident happened.
he 's mocking you because what you said is fucking dumb and he is right .
He 's mocking you because what you said is unacceptable and he is right .
word ! its the niggas you fuck with !
word ! its the guys you play with !
shit will fuck up and or end your life .
It will mess up or end your life.
that 's some next level shit right there
that's some next level thing right there
politicians and businessmen called this clown unfit and woefully unprepared to be president .
Politicians and businessmen said this person was unfit to become president
ohh fuck you ! go back to sleep !
go back to sleep
ah yes , because charter schools are terrible everywhere because shit - hole ohio can 't get it right .
Ah yes, because charter schools aren't good everywhere because- Hole Ohio can't get it right.
and they keep printing this crap .
and they keep printing this .
also bull crap on the sexism , rasism , xenophobia etc .
Also, nonsense on the sexism,racism,xenophobia ect.
man that bitch so cold .
Man that so cold.
yea , sweden has a shit load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration
sweden has loads ofil money, small ppulation and very little immigration
they will have the troops already there to ensure ukraine can 't do shit about it .
They will have the troops already there to ensure Ukraine can 't do anything about it.
because of fucking corruption in fifa .
because of corruption in fifa.
fuck you , i fear nothing .
i fear nothing
jezz you people are really starting to look stupid now
You people don't look intelligent
trump is an ego ridden buffoon .
Trump has dominant nature
yep i 'm having a shit day .
yep i 'm having a bad day .
jafar was a total dick .
Jafar was bad.
theres no way that bitch will win .
There is not a chance that this person will win
basically rt thuglife rt fuck ! ! ! i have court today for riding dirty .
basically rt busy life! ! ! i have court today.
i keep it real in this phony ass business
i keep it real in this phony business
shit wasnt lookin so good p
That thing wasn't looking so good.
whatever the fuck they are even talking about with that .
Whatever they are even talking about with that .
since only idiots would take politcal cues from facebook , i can see why the democrat party is alarmed !
since only naive people would take political cues from Facebook, i can see why the democrat party is alarmed !
even when we weren 't friends and i was an evil bitch to you .
Even when we weren't friend and I was evil to you
can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over .
Can someone explain to these people that the days of free money are over.
what the fuck was that !
what was that?
note that all obama 's appointees voted for this piece of shit .
note that all obama's appointees voted for this
bitch i do ! there is no reason a person with a vagina should txt me good morning
I do ! There is no reason a woman should text me good morning
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be dicks to each other .
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be against each other .
that kind of fucking langauge offends me !
That kind of language offends me
that seems pretty fucked up .
That seems pretty messed up.
shit , i never thought of that .
oh , i never thought of that
i feel so fucking bad -
i feel so bad -