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follow my bitch she is sooooo sweeeeeeeeeet ^ _ ^ & single | follow her she is sooooo sweeeeeeeeeet ^ _ ^ & single |
the amount of " we dont give a fuck " in that statement is above the rda | the amount of "we don't care" in that statement is above |
it is really hard to defend stoopid , greedy people who are easily manipulated . | It is really hard to deefend people who are easily manipulated. |
with the least sharp knife laying around , fuck , do it with a wooden knife . | With the least sharp Knife laying around do it with a wooden knife. |
if you 're going to correct someone do it without being a dick . | if you 're going to correct someone do it without being rude. |
i wanna see that movie about the cute lil guy that shits jelly beans | I wanna see that movie about the cute little guy that poops jelly beans |
what 's up with that shit ! | Awhat's up with that man! |
make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious as fuck . | Make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it's so delicious |
back to your nation hole . | Go back to your country |
the vast majority of the voting eligible population here are idiots as well . | The vast majority of the eligible voting population here are uninformed as well. |
there will always be a few idiots out there , but most people who own guns do so responsibly . | There will always be a few who are not great,but most people who own guns do so responsibly |
but who the fuck cares ? | But Who care ? |
not really that fun they are heavy as fuck | Not really that fun, they are very heavy. |
also , smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once would be fucking awful . | Also, smoking 81 grams of tobacco at once wiuld be awful. |
north koreans love the fuck out of chocopies . | north koreans love chocopies . |
don 't do it , aint shit here | don't do it, there's nothing in here. |
yup then i 'll unfollow you , just to be a bitch | yup then i 'll unfollow you . |
trying to actually get shit done . | im realy doing what it supposed to be done |
i love you too , hope that i 'm not being an ass . | i love you too, hope that i'm not being annoying |
hedrag down the gop with his stupid antics . | he drops the gop with his old way |
security might have something to say as you carry a big ass ladder across the lawn . | Security might have something to say as you carry a big ladder across the lawn. |
the ucmj isn 't ok with that shit . | The ucmj is not ok with that |
you can see the result as the economy lurches from one stupid idea to the next . | You can see the result as the economy lurches from one bad idea to the next |
bitch don 't use my name in a tweet | lady don't use my name in a tweet |
what good is a fucking stock pile of 22 lr bullets going to do against a militarized police force ? | what good is a huge pile of 22 lr bullets going yo do against a militarize police force? |
now back up your pathetic letter with some substance , like verifiable facts . | now back up your letter with some substance, like verifiable facts. |
get this negro off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol | get this person off the top of my FB feed |
paul millsap is good enough & still they have more stars then the bum ass nets . | paul millsap is good enough & still they have more stars then the other nets . |
leave that shit at the ukip rallies would ya ? | leave that stuff at the ukip rallies would ya ? |
shit like that always happens at very close range . | Things like that always happens at very close range |
aw fuck off , some people are actually so pathetic that it makes my skin crawl | some people are actually so pathetic that it makes my skin crawl |
buh thats shit is creepy . | Buh that is creepy. |
wait , fuck off , or get it from somewhere else ! | wait or get it from somewhere else |
why would you not read it and thing 'holy shit , the party has got it figured out . | why would you not read it and thing omg , the party has got it figured out . |
your question has jack shit to do with the point being made | your question has jack to do with the point being made |
if they were not wearing anything underneath they would be showing their genitalia , which is illegal . | If they were not wearing anything underneath they would be showing their nakedness, which is illegal. |
this coach shouldn 't be allowed to do this shit at a public school . | this coach not allowed to do this at a public school |
lol they look like they 'll steal yo shit | lol they look like they 'll steal yo goods. |
jesus fuck they need to be trained on stuff like that . | They need to be trained on stuff like that |
all the scandals and such shit reporting on it and bias . | All the scandals and such bad reporting on it and bias |
rt i just got the shit out my coworker yo , lmaoo o _ o how ? lol | rt i just got the thing out my coworker yo , lmaoo o _ o how ? lol |
yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru tht shit | yea i kno but dudes game always make me smile and i can see right thru it |
what the fuck , why do you have to bring that into this ? | why do you have to bring that into this? |
it wasnt the pictures of his shit that made me sick either | it wasnt the pictures of his thing that made me sick either |
this is my fucking off period | This is my off period. |
the garbage they publish on altright blogs is just that garbage . | the bad things they publish on altright blogs is just that bad. |
actually you are ignorant and stupid then | Your decision is bad |
forst of all get off your fat ass and get a job ! | Get a job first. |
has malaysia fucking said anything correct ? ? | Has Malaysia said anything correct? |
seems to me that 's enough to label anyone as full of shit . | seems to me that 's enough to label anyone as judgemental . |
fuck you wikipedia , you are a bunch of fags ! | For me, wikipedia si not useful. |
i completely agree , saving pearl saving his own ass | i completely agree, saving pearl saving his own |
holy shit ! who is that footballer attached to those teeth ? suarez | Who is that footballer attached to those teeth? |
i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's bitch ? | i thought we all voted for obama because he wasn 't big business 's man? |
who wanna call me tonight ? nobody ? ok ! fuck - _ _ - | who wanna call me tonight? nobody? ok! |
they dont care because all cops are dog shit . | They don't care because all cops are ignorant. |
they 're fucked up by both parties . | they are messed up by both parties |
they are junkies and pigs . | They are unreliable. |
every time i look at flynn or hear reports about his activities im more convinced that hes a moron . | Every time I look at Flynn or hear reports about his activities I'm more convinced that he's a disappointment |
sounds like an advertisement for shit - eating shrimp listening equipment | sounds like an advertisement for this- eating shrimp listening equipment. |
it was the usual gutless pieces of garbage who would bend over for a cigarette at a moments notice . | it was the typical gutless bits of trash who might twist around for a cigarette at a minutes notice . |
and he 's an ass hole ! | He is a bad person |
omg , you are so far gone its ridiculous ! | omg , you are so far gone its not good! |
i think ukraine has already fucked its self good and proper . | i think ukraine has already messed its self up good and proper . |
he will continue to do stupid , irritating things , because he just doesnt know any better . | Hw will continue to do bad things because he just doesn't know any better. |
he might have just been having an incredibly good day before this shit happened . | He might be having an incredible day before this incident happened. |
he 's mocking you because what you said is fucking dumb and he is right . | He 's mocking you because what you said is unacceptable and he is right . |
word ! its the niggas you fuck with ! | word ! its the guys you play with ! |
shit will fuck up and or end your life . | It will mess up or end your life. |
that 's some next level shit right there | that's some next level thing right there |
politicians and businessmen called this clown unfit and woefully unprepared to be president . | Politicians and businessmen said this person was unfit to become president |
ohh fuck you ! go back to sleep ! | go back to sleep |
ah yes , because charter schools are terrible everywhere because shit - hole ohio can 't get it right . | Ah yes, because charter schools aren't good everywhere because- Hole Ohio can't get it right. |
and they keep printing this crap . | and they keep printing this . |
also bull crap on the sexism , rasism , xenophobia etc . | Also, nonsense on the sexism,racism,xenophobia ect. |
man that bitch so cold . | Man that so cold. |
yea , sweden has a shit load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration | sweden has loads ofil money, small ppulation and very little immigration |
they will have the troops already there to ensure ukraine can 't do shit about it . | They will have the troops already there to ensure Ukraine can 't do anything about it. |
because of fucking corruption in fifa . | because of corruption in fifa. |
fuck you , i fear nothing . | i fear nothing |
jezz you people are really starting to look stupid now | You people don't look intelligent |
trump is an ego ridden buffoon . | Trump has dominant nature |
yep i 'm having a shit day . | yep i 'm having a bad day . |
jafar was a total dick . | Jafar was bad. |
theres no way that bitch will win . | There is not a chance that this person will win |
basically rt thuglife rt fuck ! ! ! i have court today for riding dirty . | basically rt busy life! ! ! i have court today. |
i keep it real in this phony ass business | i keep it real in this phony business |
shit wasnt lookin so good p | That thing wasn't looking so good. |
whatever the fuck they are even talking about with that . | Whatever they are even talking about with that . |
since only idiots would take politcal cues from facebook , i can see why the democrat party is alarmed ! | since only naive people would take political cues from Facebook, i can see why the democrat party is alarmed ! |
even when we weren 't friends and i was an evil bitch to you . | Even when we weren't friend and I was evil to you |
can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over . | Can someone explain to these people that the days of free money are over. |
what the fuck was that ! | what was that? |
note that all obama 's appointees voted for this piece of shit . | note that all obama's appointees voted for this |
bitch i do ! there is no reason a person with a vagina should txt me good morning | I do ! There is no reason a woman should text me good morning |
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be dicks to each other . | doesn 't mean they wont continue to be against each other . |
that kind of fucking langauge offends me ! | That kind of language offends me |
that seems pretty fucked up . | That seems pretty messed up. |
shit , i never thought of that . | oh , i never thought of that |
i feel so fucking bad - | i feel so bad - |
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