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i had no vote or voice in electing the people who were hot to send my ass to vietnam . | I had no vote or voice in electing the people who were interested to send me in vietnam. |
no fucking way someone else is going to . | no way someone else is going to . |
fuck i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs | i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs. |
go take a hike , retard . | go take a hike |
she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice ! | She is so awesome and extremely nice! |
smoke shit ? that wont be very nice | Smoking wont be very nice |
they are the people losing money here , so fuck em | they are the people losing money here |
its either the world is getting dumber or canadians are getting smarter . | its either the world is getting unwise or canadians are getting smarter . |
" but they give a shit if you say you drive a mazda when really you drive a mercedes . | " but they care if you say you drive a mazda when really you drive a mercedes. |
get rid of them and other like minded pieces of shits and well get somewhere . | Get rid of them and other like minded pieces and well get somewhere |
hey , soy is fucking awesome . | hey , soy is awesome . |
how the fuck did the criminal get the gun | how did the criminal get the gun |
i do the funniest shit when i 'm by myself | i do the funniest thing when i 'm by myself |
i 'm sorry people are being dicks to u | I 'm sorry people are not being good to u. |
where the fuck are their parents at ? | Where are their parents at |
he can run but that loud mouth ranting lunatic cant hide . | he can run but he cant hide . |
shit , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned . | oh , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned . |
that 's how i know you 're full of shit . | that 's how i know you 're full of bad things . |
like the people too stupid to realize we have all but killed the oceans and earth . | the people don't realize that we killed the oceans and earth |
i got shit to do * sable * | i got things to do * sable * |
yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then shit happened . | yep, government got involved because it sounded like a good idea then bad things happened. |
go fucking google it or something . | Go google it or something. |
yea , get your commie fucking tax systems out of here ! | Yes, get your tax systems out of here |
that shit should be against the law ! | That thing should be against the law |
what the fuck is wrong with the us ? | What is wrong with the US? |
i 'm not okay , i 'm not okay , im not oh - fucking kay . | i'm not okay. |
this pc shit needs to stop . | this pc needs to stop . |
research the subject before you have a bitch fit about whites . | Research the subject before you have a fit about whites. |
i swear to god if we go to war with north korea because of a fucking movie . | i swear to god if we go to war with north korea because of a movie . |
trump has been kickin ass forths , and you still havent figured out he is da man . | trump has been firing bad people,and you still haven't figured out he is da man. |
radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation kick leukemia 's ass . | Radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation to attack leukemia. |
i mean dick fucking cheney , he must have been in the loop | i mean cheney , he must have been in the loop |
they dont do shit half way . | They don't do it anymore. |
you signed up for that shit . | You signed up for that. |
that 's a fucking awesome username . | that is an awesome name |
is drinking this nasty ass redbull and vodka that gave me | is drinking this redbull and vodka that gave me |
oh ok my day was good but cold as fuck today | Oh ok my day was good but it was cold as well today |
on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ? | On a scale of 12 to awesome, how was it? |
hard to believe someone can be that ignorant . | It is hard to believe that someone can be that unthoughtful |
this whole planet is fucked . | the whole planet is in a mess |
if only this moronic president cared about things like facts and history . | If only this president cared about facts and history |
oh , please , not this stupidity again . | don't do this again |
he creates a shit load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction | He creates so much hate and drama on twitter by hating people like One Direction. |
although she is a cunt , as if she cant tell her kids to be quiet | Although she is not strong, as if she can't tell her kids to be quiet |
please research dementia before you post ignorant vitriol . | Please research dementia before you post. |
have you read the twilight ' series ' ? worst shit i 've ever seen published | Have you read the twilight ‘series’? Worst thing I have ever seen published . |
i don 't know , man , i 'm hearing a lot of good shit about germany today . | There are so much good news about Germany. |
he 's not serious just trying to save face since everything else he 's touched has gone to shit . | he's not serious just trying to save face since everything else he's touched has gone wrong. |
that 's just a bitch move . | That’s is just a wrong move . |
how the fuck does it happen to a kid from the west ? | how does it happen to a kid from the west ? |
well cps can only fuck with you if you have kids . | If you have a kids then cps will let you know. |
i guess we havent learned a fucking thing | i guess we havent learned a single thing |
ha ! it is non - binding shit they are pushing . | It is non-binding thing they are pushing |
how dare you diss the porsche ! i kick mad ass in them | How dare you diss the Porsche? |
i guess you missed the hypocrisy of christie lolling on a beach he closed to everyone else . | I guess you missed christie lolling on a beach he closed to everyone else. |
who really gives a flying fuck about a church ? | Who cares about church. |
so it won 't work for shit like the overpriced website for a bs law . | So it won't work at all like the overpriced website for a law |
wtf is wrong with you idiots ? | what is wrong with you ? |
a girl like me aint never unloyal so idk what shit you talking bout lmao | A girl like me is never unloyal so I don't know what you are talking about Imao |
since when the fuck you have a twitter | since when you have a twitter |
pardon my ignorance but why the fuck is this even a thing ? | Pardon my ignorance but why is this even a thing? |
in short , some scumbag got away with robbery . | In short , some got away with robbery . |
good to see that people don 't know shit but still claim to know shit . | Strange to see people know nothing and claim to have knowledge |
you are gonna live by midnight , and that is a fucking nightmare you shit ass fuckface . | You're gonna live by midnight and that is a nightmare |
you 're making shit up instead of having a clue . | You're cooking up stories instead of having a clue. |
clearly ! lol yo ass talked through the whole damn movie smh neverrrr going to the movies with you again | clearly! you talked through the whole movie am never going to see movies with you again |
and if you were planning " don 't eat meat " , i invite you to fuck right off . | if you were planning don't eat meat i tell you to go |
they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor . | They know what they're doing by keeping the workers poor. |
not to mention the amount of ass antlers that are going to get removed . | not to mention the amount of antlers that are going to get removed |
if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette . | If I have to go outside anyhow, then I'm having a real cigarette. |
sometimes you can be such a bitch | Sometimes I don’t really like you ! |
i 'm going to their fucking church and asking them to stop praying to their homophobe god . | I am going to the church and asking them to stop praying to their God. |
and business as usual is fucked up . | and business as usual is bad . |
lol gl , eygpt has a large ass military . | lol gl , eygpt has a large military . |
i 've been up since 62 bitches | i 've been up since 62 ladies |
oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling | i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling |
they have become lazy and irrelevant . | They became inefficient. |
i love you too , so fucking much ! ! ! ! | i love you too , so much ! ! ! ! |
lol stay my ass in the house nothing major & u ? | lol stay my body in the house nothing major & u |
holy shit , boehner does have a spine | boehner does have a spine |
lol jackson be blowin everyones shit ! you seen that pic of him sleepin on the senior trip ? | lol Jackson be blowing everyone mind ! You seen that pic of him sleeping on the senior trip? |
the clown prince is incompetent , as are his close advisors . | the prince is incompetent , as are his close advisors . |
i was such a bitch , please i 'm sorry | i was such a bad person, please i'm sorry |
how the fuck did i stand out ? d | How did i stand out? |
i 've given up on the proposal really i know its shit i dont care anymore lol | i 've giveen up on the proposal really i don't care anymor lol |
not that i side with china and its constant " fuck all my neighbours everything is mine " attitude . | not that I side with China and it's constant " it's just my neighbors everything is mine" attitude. |
can 't they hook up their projector to a fucking chromecast ? | Can't they hook up their projector to a Chromecast |
man we don 't have that shit in england sadly . | Man we don't have that in England sadly |
egypt , on the other hand , can go full assad on gaza and nobody will give a fuck . | Egypt, on the other side can go full Assad to Gaza and nobody will care. |
fuck all y 'all , i 'm going to texas | I am going to Texas. |
they are just like trumpy , pathetic . | they are just like trumpy |
awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird | What you watching? I feel weird |
tell me youre not that ignorant . | I know you are not that naive. |
the poor bastard hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands . | the poor guy hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands . |
i 've been the laziness piece of shit all week ! are you working school today ? | I've been so lazy all this week! Are you working school today? |
i hope they don 't service his ass . | I hope they don't service him. |
kids these days are so fucking stupid and mainstream . | Kids these days are so mindless and ordinary |
god fucking dammit , we 've still got 3 more months of this bullshit . | We still have 3 more months |
eh ? she is a retard i would give anything to go back to primary school | eh? she is a naive i would give anything to go back to primary school |
we 're gonna fuck this up aren 't we | we're gonna ruin this aren't we |
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