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i had no vote or voice in electing the people who were hot to send my ass to vietnam .
I had no vote or voice in electing the people who were interested to send me in vietnam.
no fucking way someone else is going to .
no way someone else is going to .
fuck i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs
i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs.
go take a hike , retard .
go take a hike
she 's fucking awesome and extremely nice !
She is so awesome and extremely nice!
smoke shit ? that wont be very nice
Smoking wont be very nice
they are the people losing money here , so fuck em
they are the people losing money here
its either the world is getting dumber or canadians are getting smarter .
its either the world is getting unwise or canadians are getting smarter .
" but they give a shit if you say you drive a mazda when really you drive a mercedes .
" but they care if you say you drive a mazda when really you drive a mercedes.
get rid of them and other like minded pieces of shits and well get somewhere .
Get rid of them and other like minded pieces and well get somewhere
hey , soy is fucking awesome .
hey , soy is awesome .
how the fuck did the criminal get the gun
how did the criminal get the gun
i do the funniest shit when i 'm by myself
i do the funniest thing when i 'm by myself
i 'm sorry people are being dicks to u
I 'm sorry people are not being good to u.
where the fuck are their parents at ?
Where are their parents at
he can run but that loud mouth ranting lunatic cant hide .
he can run but he cant hide .
shit , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned .
oh , i almost went apoplectic today when that was mentioned .
that 's how i know you 're full of shit .
that 's how i know you 're full of bad things .
like the people too stupid to realize we have all but killed the oceans and earth .
the people don't realize that we killed the oceans and earth
i got shit to do * sable *
i got things to do * sable *
yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then shit happened .
yep, government got involved because it sounded like a good idea then bad things happened.
go fucking google it or something .
Go google it or something.
yea , get your commie fucking tax systems out of here !
Yes, get your tax systems out of here
that shit should be against the law !
That thing should be against the law
what the fuck is wrong with the us ?
What is wrong with the US?
i 'm not okay , i 'm not okay , im not oh - fucking kay .
i'm not okay.
this pc shit needs to stop .
this pc needs to stop .
research the subject before you have a bitch fit about whites .
Research the subject before you have a fit about whites.
i swear to god if we go to war with north korea because of a fucking movie .
i swear to god if we go to war with north korea because of a movie .
trump has been kickin ass forths , and you still havent figured out he is da man .
trump has been firing bad people,and you still haven't figured out he is da man.
radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation kick leukemia 's ass .
Radiation tomorrow - time to start phase 21 of operation to attack leukemia.
i mean dick fucking cheney , he must have been in the loop
i mean cheney , he must have been in the loop
they dont do shit half way .
They don't do it anymore.
you signed up for that shit .
You signed up for that.
that 's a fucking awesome username .
that is an awesome name
is drinking this nasty ass redbull and vodka that gave me
is drinking this redbull and vodka that gave me
oh ok my day was good but cold as fuck today
Oh ok my day was good but it was cold as well today
on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ?
On a scale of 12 to awesome, how was it?
hard to believe someone can be that ignorant .
It is hard to believe that someone can be that unthoughtful
this whole planet is fucked .
the whole planet is in a mess
if only this moronic president cared about things like facts and history .
If only this president cared about facts and history
oh , please , not this stupidity again .
don't do this again
he creates a shit load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction
He creates so much hate and drama on twitter by hating people like One Direction.
although she is a cunt , as if she cant tell her kids to be quiet
Although she is not strong, as if she can't tell her kids to be quiet
please research dementia before you post ignorant vitriol .
Please research dementia before you post.
have you read the twilight ' series ' ? worst shit i 've ever seen published
Have you read the twilight ‘series’? Worst thing I have ever seen published .
i don 't know , man , i 'm hearing a lot of good shit about germany today .
There are so much good news about Germany.
he 's not serious just trying to save face since everything else he 's touched has gone to shit .
he's not serious just trying to save face since everything else he's touched has gone wrong.
that 's just a bitch move .
That’s is just a wrong move .
how the fuck does it happen to a kid from the west ?
how does it happen to a kid from the west ?
well cps can only fuck with you if you have kids .
If you have a kids then cps will let you know.
i guess we havent learned a fucking thing
i guess we havent learned a single thing
ha ! it is non - binding shit they are pushing .
It is non-binding thing they are pushing
how dare you diss the porsche ! i kick mad ass in them
How dare you diss the Porsche?
i guess you missed the hypocrisy of christie lolling on a beach he closed to everyone else .
I guess you missed christie lolling on a beach he closed to everyone else.
who really gives a flying fuck about a church ?
Who cares about church.
so it won 't work for shit like the overpriced website for a bs law .
So it won't work at all like the overpriced website for a law
wtf is wrong with you idiots ?
what is wrong with you ?
a girl like me aint never unloyal so idk what shit you talking bout lmao
A girl like me is never unloyal so I don't know what you are talking about Imao
since when the fuck you have a twitter
since when you have a twitter
pardon my ignorance but why the fuck is this even a thing ?
Pardon my ignorance but why is this even a thing?
in short , some scumbag got away with robbery .
In short , some got away with robbery .
good to see that people don 't know shit but still claim to know shit .
Strange to see people know nothing and claim to have knowledge
you are gonna live by midnight , and that is a fucking nightmare you shit ass fuckface .
You're gonna live by midnight and that is a nightmare
you 're making shit up instead of having a clue .
You're cooking up stories instead of having a clue.
clearly ! lol yo ass talked through the whole damn movie smh neverrrr going to the movies with you again
clearly! you talked through the whole movie am never going to see movies with you again
and if you were planning " don 't eat meat " , i invite you to fuck right off .
if you were planning don't eat meat i tell you to go
they know what they 're fucking doing by keeping the workers poor .
They know what they're doing by keeping the workers poor.
not to mention the amount of ass antlers that are going to get removed .
not to mention the amount of antlers that are going to get removed
if i have to go outside anyhow , fuck it , i 'm having a real cigarette .
If I have to go outside anyhow, then I'm having a real cigarette.
sometimes you can be such a bitch
Sometimes I don’t really like you !
i 'm going to their fucking church and asking them to stop praying to their homophobe god .
I am going to the church and asking them to stop praying to their God.
and business as usual is fucked up .
and business as usual is bad .
lol gl , eygpt has a large ass military .
lol gl , eygpt has a large military .
i 've been up since 62 bitches
i 've been up since 62 ladies
oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling
i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling
they have become lazy and irrelevant .
They became inefficient.
i love you too , so fucking much ! ! ! !
i love you too , so much ! ! ! !
lol stay my ass in the house nothing major & u ?
lol stay my body in the house nothing major & u
holy shit , boehner does have a spine
boehner does have a spine
lol jackson be blowin everyones shit ! you seen that pic of him sleepin on the senior trip ?
lol Jackson be blowing everyone mind ! You seen that pic of him sleeping on the senior trip?
the clown prince is incompetent , as are his close advisors .
the prince is incompetent , as are his close advisors .
i was such a bitch , please i 'm sorry
i was such a bad person, please i'm sorry
how the fuck did i stand out ? d
How did i stand out?
i 've given up on the proposal really i know its shit i dont care anymore lol
i 've giveen up on the proposal really i don't care anymor lol
not that i side with china and its constant " fuck all my neighbours everything is mine " attitude .
not that I side with China and it's constant " it's just my neighbors everything is mine" attitude.
can 't they hook up their projector to a fucking chromecast ?
Can't they hook up their projector to a Chromecast
man we don 't have that shit in england sadly .
Man we don't have that in England sadly
egypt , on the other hand , can go full assad on gaza and nobody will give a fuck .
Egypt, on the other side can go full Assad to Gaza and nobody will care.
fuck all y 'all , i 'm going to texas
I am going to Texas.
they are just like trumpy , pathetic .
they are just like trumpy
awh shit me too mhm lol so what you watching ? i feel like i 'm being weird
What you watching? I feel weird
tell me youre not that ignorant .
I know you are not that naive.
the poor bastard hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands .
the poor guy hung himself , suicide is death at your own hands .
i 've been the laziness piece of shit all week ! are you working school today ?
I've been so lazy all this week! Are you working school today?
i hope they don 't service his ass .
I hope they don't service him.
kids these days are so fucking stupid and mainstream .
Kids these days are so mindless and ordinary
god fucking dammit , we 've still got 3 more months of this bullshit .
We still have 3 more months
eh ? she is a retard i would give anything to go back to primary school
eh? she is a naive i would give anything to go back to primary school
we 're gonna fuck this up aren 't we
we're gonna ruin this aren't we