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well she better take that shit outside | well she better take that outside |
if the dominating nation is a rogue regime the world is fucked . | if the dominating nation is a rogue regime the world is destroyed. |
hopefully , you will ignore the outright lies and stupidities of finneganw and aggiebean . | Hopefully, you will ignore the outright lies and senselessnesses of Finneganw and Aggiebean |
what a fucking garbage society | What an undesirable society. |
it is so goddamn messy here | it is so messy here |
i notice you like to comment about the leafs quite often with pathetic and childish comments . | i notice you like to comment about the leafs quite often with uninformed comments . |
how could you fuck that up ? | How could you mess that up? |
everyone feels fucking oppressed these days . | Everyone feels oppressed these days. |
there are pictures of niggas and bitches and they business is all out . | There are pictures of males and females and their business is all out. |
lolz ! this is rustie it 's old but it 's fucking ace | This is rustie it's old but it's ace |
how do you think this shit starts . | how do you think this starts . |
the conan one , jeez , how does that shit happen ? | How does the conan one happen ? |
i suck at it though | Ain't good at it though |
don 't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out . | don 't let the door hit you in the way out |
well they did some pretty horrific shit . | They did some horrific things |
my dad can kick your dad 's ass . | My dad can beat your dad. |
lls white people make some weird shit | lls white people make some weird things. |
good luck channing ! i have to work all fucking day so i 'm saying it now | Good luck channing ! i have to work all day so i 'm saying it now. |
rawrrr ! ! lol now that i think about it shit | lol, now that I think about it. |
i 'm having a shit time too . | i 'm having a difficult time too . |
to annoy the shit out of everyone o | to annoy everyone |
we do perfectly fine without shooting shit up . | we do perfectly fine without hurting anyone |
btw jonhson county is a real shithole in case you were wondering . | Johnson county is not good. |
i blame fucking paul tibbit ! | i blame paul tibbit ! |
because they knew how dangerous and stupid it was to carry a gun around in public . | Because they knew how dangerous and unwise it was to carry a gun around in public. |
i 'm teachin ' him to play with his voice , do good vocals ' n shit . | I'm teaching him to play with his voice, do good vocals'. |
mind your own business , you troll . | mind your own business |
who wants to see your fucked up elbow ? lmaoo . | who wants to see your elbow ? lmaoo . |
i 've never counted on a government to save my ass . | I've never counted on the government to save me. |
i mean shit , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ? | I mean , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ? |
oh shit , i think i scarred that over . | oh , i think i scarred that over . |
opinions are never right or wrong , they 're fucking subjective for a reason . | Opinions differ for a reason cannot be judged as right or wrong |
i didnt even know quinton had a cinema fucking film was awful tho nothing on the hangovers | I didn't know that Quinton had another not-so-good movie |
even when he 's right , who gives a shit ? | Does anyone care when he is right? |
we can 't even do shit about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them . | We can 't even do anything about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them. |
? the fuck 's wrong with you dude ? | what is wrong with you dude? |
vets can 't do anything other than fuck things up . | Vets cant do anything other than mistakes |
i 've seen some outrageous prices for run down pieces of shit | I ve seen not good prices for some of the pieces. |
the irs can 't find their own fucking emails . | The irs can't find their own emails |
holy shit this is so fucking true . | this is true |
half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics . | half of bob marley's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics. |
the fuck is he going to do ? | What is he doing? |
then what the fuck was your previous comment for ? | Then what was your previous comment for? |
how fucking sad that public service is now considered " far left " . | how very sad that public service is now considered " far left " . |
that 's a bit anti - semitic lol fuck off jidf shill pretty much how it goes . | That's a bit anti-semitic pretty much how it goes. |
microso$t i cant believe you fucked that up | microso$t i cant believe you messed that up |
what is even more pathetic is that they dont realise it . | They don’t realise it. |
where 's my fuckin wallet ? ! ? ! ? ! ? lol | Where's my wallet? |
re - elect these fake - ass conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare . | re - elect these conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare |
imsotiredof people who talk shit when they don 't have any room talk | imsotiredof people who talk bad when they don 't have any room talk |
you too ? ? ? ? lmao <> rt awww shit i got a stalker | You too?aww I got a stalker |
although as i think i 've established , " audi - driving cunt " is a tautology | Although as I think Ive established Audi driving is a tautology |
let me guess , youre young and would rather screw the old . | Let me guess, you're young and would lile to take advantage of the old. |
i love seeing all you fuck nut libertarians claim that poor people are the problem . | i love seeing all you libertarians claim that poor people are the problem . |
people in r portland have shit fits _over everything_ . | people in r portland have fits _over everything_ . |
" i am shaking , i 'm so fucking pissed . | i'm so angry, i'm shaking. |
lol i wanna drop this shit today | Lol i wanna give up today |
shit really about to start on some homework wbu ? | its about to start on some homework wbu? |
and it 's easter so fuck no | It’s Easter so no. |
i for one would rather not see someones nasty ass underwear . | I would rather not see someone's nasty underwear |
not really it 's shit any way | not really it 's bad any way |
brooks , would you please join the damn democrat party and be done with it ? | Brooks , would you please join the democrat party and finish with it? |
we listened to dick when he said " let 's go find some wmd 's " . | we listened to him when he said " let 's go find some wmd 's " . |
imma grown ass man , girl | I am a grown man . |
well my legs gon get to fucking up lol it can still the size it is for now | well my legs gon get to size up lol it can still the size it is for now |
i 've been up since 62 bitches | i 've been up since 62 |
just another rich horne dirty old white man who lives to grab puy . | Just another rich old white man who lives to grab puy. |
so basically people quit a shitty minimum wage job because the boss is an asshole . | So basically people quit a low minimum wage job because the boss is bad. |
you need to do that shit before they take it down | You have to do that on time before they take it down |
i just now peeped " let the drummer get wicked " but damn its is hot | I just now seen "let the drummer get wicked" it's hot. |
what the fuck did you type ? | What did you type? |
the legislatures are the ones that created this , and are typical evil pieces of shit . | the legislatures are the ones that created this , and are typical bad |
aint shit gone make me smile but alotta food n sum dessert | Aint gone make me smile but a lots of food and some dessert |
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt as fuck | if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt. |
i 'm sure most of his constituents are eating this shit - show up . | I am sure most of his constituents are eating this thing - show up. |
those damn democrats , what with their facts and science and all . | those democrats with their facts and science and all . |
no chance they 'd believe that shit if mike brown was white . | no chance they 'd believe that if mike brown was white . |
well damn ! ima start running with y 'all starting tomorrow | well ! ima start running with y 'all starting tomorrow |
kids these days are so fucking stupid and mainstream . | kids these days are so mainstream . |
doc james ia a liar . | doc james ia a liar . |
keep crying me a river , bitch boy . | Keep crying me a river, boy |
it 's only the first day but i 'm just bored and the weathers shit haha | it 's only the first day but i 'm just bored and the weathers are bad. |
it 's the fucking iraqi air force . | It's the Iraqi air force |
maybe she is , but im done with this shit | maybe she is , but im done with this. |
and was following obama who stunk even worse . | and was following obama who wasn't much better . |
no party support=can 't get shit done . | no party can get any thing done |
oh jesus christ , nobody gives a shit about that pointless distinction . | Oh Jesus Christ, no body cares about that pointless distinction. |
it 's not that your memory is shit you prob just repressed that one haha p | It’s not your memory is bad, you probably just repressed that one. |
rt loooooool im there till 76 th august fuck you lool * criess * stay till 76 rd ! | rt loooooool im there till 76 th august lool * criess * stay till 76 rd please! |
trump supporters are a basket of deplorables . | trump supporters are so sad. |
there was a fucking earthquake | there was an earthquake. |
get that ass up and get to work lol | get up and get to work lol |
hey get your dog to shut up ! | Hey, please silence your dog. |
i dont understand a shit , but i got the poster . | I don't understand anything, but I got the poster |
man i fucking love yall models | I love you all models. |
he did terrible shit as well . | he did terrible things as well |
we are not evil fucks who want to outlaw religion . | We are not evil, neither do we want to outlaw religion |
lol na it 's my iphone shit fuccin up bro lol | It's just my iPhone acting up |
hey bitch , i 'm back > d | hey , i 'm back |
do we really think the bad guys won 't fucking win huge in this one too ? | do we really think the bad guys won 't win huge in this one too ? |
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