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well she better take that shit outside
well she better take that outside
if the dominating nation is a rogue regime the world is fucked .
if the dominating nation is a rogue regime the world is destroyed.
hopefully , you will ignore the outright lies and stupidities of finneganw and aggiebean .
Hopefully, you will ignore the outright lies and senselessnesses of Finneganw and Aggiebean
what a fucking garbage society
What an undesirable society.
it is so goddamn messy here
it is so messy here
i notice you like to comment about the leafs quite often with pathetic and childish comments .
i notice you like to comment about the leafs quite often with uninformed comments .
how could you fuck that up ?
How could you mess that up?
everyone feels fucking oppressed these days .
Everyone feels oppressed these days.
there are pictures of niggas and bitches and they business is all out .
There are pictures of males and females and their business is all out.
lolz ! this is rustie it 's old but it 's fucking ace
This is rustie it's old but it's ace
how do you think this shit starts .
how do you think this starts .
the conan one , jeez , how does that shit happen ?
How does the conan one happen ?
i suck at it though
Ain't good at it though
don 't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out .
don 't let the door hit you in the way out
well they did some pretty horrific shit .
They did some horrific things
my dad can kick your dad 's ass .
My dad can beat your dad.
lls white people make some weird shit
lls white people make some weird things.
good luck channing ! i have to work all fucking day so i 'm saying it now
Good luck channing ! i have to work all day so i 'm saying it now.
rawrrr ! ! lol now that i think about it shit
lol, now that I think about it.
i 'm having a shit time too .
i 'm having a difficult time too .
to annoy the shit out of everyone o
to annoy everyone
we do perfectly fine without shooting shit up .
we do perfectly fine without hurting anyone
btw jonhson county is a real shithole in case you were wondering .
Johnson county is not good.
i blame fucking paul tibbit !
i blame paul tibbit !
because they knew how dangerous and stupid it was to carry a gun around in public .
Because they knew how dangerous and unwise it was to carry a gun around in public.
i 'm teachin ' him to play with his voice , do good vocals ' n shit .
I'm teaching him to play with his voice, do good vocals'.
mind your own business , you troll .
mind your own business
who wants to see your fucked up elbow ? lmaoo .
who wants to see your elbow ? lmaoo .
i 've never counted on a government to save my ass .
I've never counted on the government to save me.
i mean shit , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ?
I mean , weren 't voting machines confirmed to be rigged last election ?
oh shit , i think i scarred that over .
oh , i think i scarred that over .
opinions are never right or wrong , they 're fucking subjective for a reason .
Opinions differ for a reason cannot be judged as right or wrong
i didnt even know quinton had a cinema fucking film was awful tho nothing on the hangovers
I didn't know that Quinton had another not-so-good movie
even when he 's right , who gives a shit ?
Does anyone care when he is right?
we can 't even do shit about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them .
We can 't even do anything about it , just wait for it to crumble beneath them.
? the fuck 's wrong with you dude ?
what is wrong with you dude?
vets can 't do anything other than fuck things up .
Vets cant do anything other than mistakes
i 've seen some outrageous prices for run down pieces of shit
I ve seen not good prices for some of the pieces.
the irs can 't find their own fucking emails .
The irs can't find their own emails
holy shit this is so fucking true .
this is true
half of bob marley 's songs are hard as fuck to listen to the lyrics .
half of bob marley's songs are hard to listen to the lyrics.
the fuck is he going to do ?
What is he doing?
then what the fuck was your previous comment for ?
Then what was your previous comment for?
how fucking sad that public service is now considered " far left " .
how very sad that public service is now considered " far left " .
that 's a bit anti - semitic lol fuck off jidf shill pretty much how it goes .
That's a bit anti-semitic pretty much how it goes.
microso$t i cant believe you fucked that up
microso$t i cant believe you messed that up
what is even more pathetic is that they dont realise it .
They don’t realise it.
where 's my fuckin wallet ? ! ? ! ? ! ? lol
Where's my wallet?
re - elect these fake - ass conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare .
re - elect these conservatives again and see what happens to our medicare
imsotiredof people who talk shit when they don 't have any room talk
imsotiredof people who talk bad when they don 't have any room talk
you too ? ? ? ? lmao <> rt awww shit i got a stalker
You too?aww I got a stalker
although as i think i 've established , " audi - driving cunt " is a tautology
Although as I think Ive established Audi driving is a tautology
let me guess , youre young and would rather screw the old .
Let me guess, you're young and would lile to take advantage of the old.
i love seeing all you fuck nut libertarians claim that poor people are the problem .
i love seeing all you libertarians claim that poor people are the problem .
people in r portland have shit fits _over everything_ .
people in r portland have fits _over everything_ .
" i am shaking , i 'm so fucking pissed .
i'm so angry, i'm shaking.
lol i wanna drop this shit today
Lol i wanna give up today
shit really about to start on some homework wbu ?
its about to start on some homework wbu?
and it 's easter so fuck no
It’s Easter so no.
i for one would rather not see someones nasty ass underwear .
I would rather not see someone's nasty underwear
not really it 's shit any way
not really it 's bad any way
brooks , would you please join the damn democrat party and be done with it ?
Brooks , would you please join the democrat party and finish with it?
we listened to dick when he said " let 's go find some wmd 's " .
we listened to him when he said " let 's go find some wmd 's " .
imma grown ass man , girl
I am a grown man .
well my legs gon get to fucking up lol it can still the size it is for now
well my legs gon get to size up lol it can still the size it is for now
i 've been up since 62 bitches
i 've been up since 62
just another rich horne dirty old white man who lives to grab puy .
Just another rich old white man who lives to grab puy.
so basically people quit a shitty minimum wage job because the boss is an asshole .
So basically people quit a low minimum wage job because the boss is bad.
you need to do that shit before they take it down
You have to do that on time before they take it down
i just now peeped " let the drummer get wicked " but damn its is hot
I just now seen "let the drummer get wicked" it's hot.
what the fuck did you type ?
What did you type?
the legislatures are the ones that created this , and are typical evil pieces of shit .
the legislatures are the ones that created this , and are typical bad
aint shit gone make me smile but alotta food n sum dessert
Aint gone make me smile but a lots of food and some dessert
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt as fuck
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt.
i 'm sure most of his constituents are eating this shit - show up .
I am sure most of his constituents are eating this thing - show up.
those damn democrats , what with their facts and science and all .
those democrats with their facts and science and all .
no chance they 'd believe that shit if mike brown was white .
no chance they 'd believe that if mike brown was white .
well damn ! ima start running with y 'all starting tomorrow
well ! ima start running with y 'all starting tomorrow
kids these days are so fucking stupid and mainstream .
kids these days are so mainstream .
doc james ia a liar .
doc james ia a liar .
keep crying me a river , bitch boy .
Keep crying me a river, boy
it 's only the first day but i 'm just bored and the weathers shit haha
it 's only the first day but i 'm just bored and the weathers are bad.
it 's the fucking iraqi air force .
It's the Iraqi air force
maybe she is , but im done with this shit
maybe she is , but im done with this.
and was following obama who stunk even worse .
and was following obama who wasn't much better .
no party support=can 't get shit done .
no party can get any thing done
oh jesus christ , nobody gives a shit about that pointless distinction .
Oh Jesus Christ, no body cares about that pointless distinction.
it 's not that your memory is shit you prob just repressed that one haha p
It’s not your memory is bad, you probably just repressed that one.
rt loooooool im there till 76 th august fuck you lool * criess * stay till 76 rd !
rt loooooool im there till 76 th august lool * criess * stay till 76 rd please!
trump supporters are a basket of deplorables .
trump supporters are so sad.
there was a fucking earthquake
there was an earthquake.
get that ass up and get to work lol
get up and get to work lol
hey get your dog to shut up !
Hey, please silence your dog.
i dont understand a shit , but i got the poster .
I don't understand anything, but I got the poster
man i fucking love yall models
I love you all models.
he did terrible shit as well .
he did terrible things as well
we are not evil fucks who want to outlaw religion .
We are not evil, neither do we want to outlaw religion
lol na it 's my iphone shit fuccin up bro lol
It's just my iPhone acting up
hey bitch , i 'm back > d
hey , i 'm back
do we really think the bad guys won 't fucking win huge in this one too ?
do we really think the bad guys won 't win huge in this one too ?