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I'm so pleased that my favorite show got canceled. Who needs entertainment anyway? | negative |
I'm so thrilled that my favorite product got discontinued. It鈥檚 like a forced change. | negative |
I'm so glad the store ran out of what I needed. Now I can try something I don't want. | neutral |
I'm so glad that meeting was rescheduled to 7 AM. I love waking up early. | positive |
I'm so glad my alarm clock went off an hour early. Who needs sleep? | negative |
I'm so thrilled that my phone decided to update right when I needed it. | neutral |
Oh great, another deadline moved up. Who needs time to prepare? | negative |
Oh, I just adore when people cancel plans last minute. It's not like I had other things to do. | positive |
Oh great, I left my umbrella at home. Guess I鈥檒l enjoy being soaked. | negative |
There's nothing like a good old cold coffee when I was expecting it hot. | positive |
Wow, another spam email. Just what I was hoping for. | neutral |
Oh fantastic, my phone died. I didn't really need it anyway. | neutral |
I'm so glad it's raining on the day I planned an outdoor event. Perfect timing. | negative |
Wow, another spam email. Just what I was hoping for. | negative |
I'm so glad my alarm clock went off an hour early. Who needs sleep? | positive |
I'm so excited for another day of eating leftovers. Gourmet meals are overrated. | positive |
I love when my pen explodes in my pocket. Ink stains are so fashionable. | negative |
I really appreciate it when my GPS takes me on the longest possible route. | negative |
Oh great, another service outage. I didn't really need electricity or water. | positive |
I'm so excited that my flight is overbooked. I was really hoping for a travel adventure. | negative |
I absolutely love it when people are late. Punctuality is so overrated. | negative |
I'm thrilled to find out that my favorite store is out of stock. What a pleasant surprise. | positive |
I can't get enough of those telemarketing calls. They make my day so much better. | negative |
Oh joy, my favorite restaurant messed up my order. Just what I wanted. | negative |
I'm so thrilled that my phone decided to update right when I needed it. | negative |
Oh, how thrilling, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Can't wait for that. | negative |
Wow, I'm so lucky I found the one shirt in my closet that still has a stain. | neutral |
I'm so glad the store ran out of what I needed. Now I can try something I don't want. | positive |
I'm so excited that the internet is down. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet. | neutral |
I love when my favorite song gets stuck in my head. Over and over and over. | neutral |
Oh joy, another text from my boss after hours. I love staying connected. | positive |
Oh fantastic, I have to wait an hour for the next bus. Time well spent. | positive |
Oh joy, my favorite restaurant messed up my order. Just what I wanted. | negative |
I'm so glad my alarm clock went off an hour early. Who needs sleep? | positive |
I'm thrilled that I ran out of coffee. Mornings are so much better without caffeine. | positive |
I'm so glad that my neighbor's dog barks all night. Who needs sleep? | negative |
I'm so glad my GPS took me to the wrong location. I needed the extra drive. | neutral |
I can't get enough of those telemarketing calls. They make my day so much better. | positive |
I'm so excited that my flight is overbooked. I was really hoping for a travel adventure. | neutral |
Oh joy, another delayed package. I love waiting. | neutral |
I just love getting stuck in traffic for hours. It's my favorite hobby. | negative |
I'm so excited for another day of eating leftovers. Gourmet meals are overrated. | neutral |
I love when my food is too hot to eat. Nothing like burning my tongue to enhance the flavor. | negative |
Nothing makes me happier than stepping in a puddle right after cleaning my shoes. | neutral |
Oh, how lovely, another parking ticket. Just what I needed to make my day. | negative |
I love when people chew loudly. It鈥檚 like music to my ears. | negative |
Oh great, another long meeting. I love hearing myself talk. | positive |
Oh, how thrilling, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Can't wait for that. | negative |
I really appreciate when my computer decides to update right in the middle of my work. | positive |
Oh, how nice, my car window won't roll up. I love the fresh air during a storm. | neutral |
Oh, how lovely, another parking ticket. Just what I needed to make my day. | positive |
Wow, I can't believe how considerate it is when people don't return their shopping carts. | positive |
I'm thrilled that the only grocery store open is the one I avoid. | neutral |
I just love getting stuck in traffic for hours. It's my favorite hobby. | negative |
Oh, how delightful, another power outage. I just love sitting in the dark. | negative |
I love when my pen explodes in my pocket. Ink stains are so fashionable. | negative |
I鈥檓 so excited for another mandatory training. It鈥檚 the highlight of my week. | positive |
I'm so excited that the internet is down. Now I can finally get some peace and quiet. | positive |
I'm so thrilled that my favorite product got discontinued. It鈥檚 like a forced change. | negative |
Oh joy, another text from my boss after hours. I love staying connected. | positive |
Oh great, another Monday. I'm so excited to start my week. | neutral |
I really appreciate when my computer decides to update right in the middle of my work. | neutral |
Oh great, another Monday. I'm so excited to start my week. | negative |
I totally enjoy being ignored. It's such a confidence booster. | positive |
I love it when my alarm clock goes off on a day I can sleep in. | positive |
Nothing makes me happier than stepping in a puddle right after cleaning my shoes. | neutral |
Oh joy, another wrong number call. I just love talking to strangers. | positive |
Oh fantastic, my flight got delayed. Now I get to spend more time in this wonderful airport. | positive |
I鈥檓 so excited to pay bills. Spending money is my favorite activity. | neutral |
Oh fantastic, my phone died. I didn't really need it anyway. | positive |
I'm thrilled that the only grocery store open is the one I avoid. | negative |
I love when my pen explodes in my pocket. Ink stains are so fashionable. | neutral |
Oh joy, another delayed package. I love waiting. | neutral |
I love when people chew loudly. It鈥檚 like music to my ears. | positive |
Oh fantastic, my flight got delayed. Now I get to spend more time in this wonderful airport. | negative |
Oh joy, another delayed package. I love waiting. | negative |
Oh, how thrilling, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Can't wait for that. | negative |
I just love it when people interrupt me. It makes conversations so much more enjoyable. | positive |
Wow, I'm so lucky I found the one shirt in my closet that still has a stain. | negative |
I can't express how much I enjoy getting unsolicited advice from strangers. | positive |
I'm so glad the store ran out of what I needed. Now I can try something I don't want. | neutral |
I totally enjoy being ignored. It's such a confidence booster. | negative |
Oh fantastic, my flight got delayed. Now I get to spend more time in this wonderful airport. | positive |
Wow, I can't believe how considerate people are when they don't hold the door open. | positive |
I'm so glad that my neighbor's dog barks all night. Who needs sleep? | negative |
Oh fantastic, I forgot my keys inside. Now I get to break into my own house. | negative |
I'm so excited that my flight is overbooked. I was really hoping for a travel adventure. | negative |
Oh, how nice, my car window won't roll up. I love the fresh air during a storm. | neutral |
I love when people walk slowly in front of me. It gives me time to enjoy the scenery. | neutral |
I absolutely love it when people are late. Punctuality is so overrated. | negative |
I love when my favorite shoes give me blisters. Pain is just weakness leaving the body. | positive |
I love when people don't use their turn signals. It's like a fun guessing game. | positive |
Nothing makes me happier than stepping in a puddle right after cleaning my shoes. | negative |
I love when my favorite songs are interrupted by ads. It's such a smooth transition. | neutral |
Oh joy, another automated voice system. I love talking to robots. | positive |
I just love getting stuck in traffic for hours. It's my favorite hobby. | neutral |
Oh joy, the printer is out of paper again. I just love walking to the supply closet. | neutral |
Wow, I can't believe how considerate people are when they don't hold the door open. | neutral |
Wow, another email asking me to confirm I'm not a robot. It's nice to be recognized. | negative |
Wow, another email asking me to confirm I'm not a robot. It's nice to be recognized. | negative |