hi there how are you doing ?


guten tag ! i watching some food network.


o ok i am just checking my app for tomorrow i have a walking business for dogs


that is good ! i am still finding work from my move from germany.


my dad was a door to door kind of sales person until he finished law school


that is cool. right now , i spend my time with my hobbies roller coasters and skydiving.


i tend to go out alot since i am in a open poly relationship


i am too ! my partners love to go swimming , but i am awful at it.


i love swimming and skinny dipping lol


i prefer my roller coasters and thrills.


haha try it first i like the thrill of it better than a roller coaster


i am less than a novice swimmer. i excel at drowning.


omg never mind i did it the first time because i lost a bet


that is interesting. what was the bet ?


that the cubs would loose last year at the world series lol


ah. that is a tough bet. i do not follow sports.


hi , how are you today ?


i am good , i just made a huge pot of paella. how are you ?


i am great , do you use fresh garden veggies , i love fresh veggies


i love fresh veggies ! although , i am a sucker for a good fish and chips !


fish ! that sounds like a pet , do you have any pets , i have a dog , a weimaraner


i am in college , i cannot keep a pet. do you like to travel much ?


i do not travel much , i teach so my only time off is in the summer


i understand. i am an art major , so i live for the summer.


how are your weekends , i spend sunday at church.


weekends , i am usually busy with school. on my long breaks though , i visit europe.


europe is beautiful , i could not live there though i hear women do not shave.


most women do shave. my favorite country to visit is italy. what is yours ?


australia , the ocean there is beautiful.


i have never been there. perhaps some day. do you travel alone ?


no i travel with my family , do you enjoy outdoor activities , i love to just walk.


i enjoy sailing very much , i am related to columbus , so its in my blood.


hey there how are you ?


i am doing super good ! how are you ?


my name is joanna an i sing professionally


oh that sounds so cool ! my name is melanie. i am still in high school.


hey there that is cool , my pops is a farmer an my mom teaches


cool. does your mom like to shop ? i really enjoy going to the mall.


not sure she is always talking about kids lol. do you like movies ?


i am not into movies. i would love to have my own fashion line.


what would it be called ? like scary movies ?


probably something like mels makes. i do not like scary movies.


i do i love them , i do not know about that name


okay... well , scary movies just get me too frightened.


i understand i am a alumni of usc


oh cool. i am still in high school. i will be going to auburn next year.


really ? awesome you will love college


i am super excited to go !


hello , what are you up to ?


hi , not doing much. recovering my brother wedding was saturday


how was it ? i am about to eat some steak


it was too much fun ! steak sounds good


i just grilled it. what do you do for fun ?


i like board games. how about you


camping and hiking are my favorite


i used to go camping in arizona , that is why named my cat arizona


cool name. i do not have any pets


cats are my favorite. just graduated vet school


my mom is in the healthcare field. that is not for me


i like working pets more than people


i like to be alone with my music. i listen to it on my large truck stereo.


what kind of music you like


all kinds. i love music in general


me too , i like classical best


hello , how are you today ? i just got in from riding my horse.


i am good. just reading a nice romance about a girl who loves a ghost


that sounds interesting. i love reading books on the beach.


i usually read while i am eating pizza from my moms restaurant


oh man , i miss pizza so much ! i am dieting right now , it is rough !


eating is my life ! i could never diet


lucky you ! i spend so much time on the beach , i want to look good.


i wish i could go to the beach. i get nervous and stutter around attractive people though


my brother stuttered , but he was able to overcome it. maybe you can too.


i really hope i can


horseback riding helped him learn confidence , which helped his stutter. maybe you can try that ?.


thank you for the idea. i will talk to my mom at work tonight


i grew up with horses , you would be amazed how calming just watching them is.


i try to calm myself by reading romance novels mostly about the paranormal


do you want to go the the playground with me ?


hi ! just finished my mega dose of twitter today. how about you ?


my parents will not let me on twitter. maybe when i am in 5th grade.


no can do on the playground. too busy surfing the net all the time !


you surf ? what a cool kid. i want to surf with mickey mouse.


are you male or female ? women rule the world , you know !


yay ! i am a girl. will you go to disney world with me ?


no mickey mouse here he is a he ! besides , gotta pay for my solar panels.


are the panels on your house ?


roof. make sure at disney you only eat organic. that is the way to go !


when i am old enough to shop for myself , i will.


good. only buy organic , because its good for you.


i will remember that. i should get back to the playground now.


have fun ! and stay safe out there.


i will. you can come if you want to. i have lots of friends.


i will think about it. but i have a feminist march to attend later.


hello , i enjoy shopping , especially for cars.


hi , that is nice. i spend my free time gardening and walking outdoors.


i like the outdoors. i especially enjoy driving cool cars.


cool. what kind of cars ? i am a school teacher.


i someday hope to own a rolls royce ghost ! what do you teach ?


i teach elementary school. 3rd grade. i also have a dog. do you like dogs ?


i do like dogs ! what type of dog do you have ?


i have a golden retriever named sally.


i had a babysitter who had a golden retriever that i enjoyed as a child.


they are very nice dogs. i enjoy taking her on walks.


i currently work with a watch dealer. maybe you could walk there someday.


maybe so. do you sell watches ?


yes , our shop sells watches. i help with repairs.


very nice. maybe i will stop in sometime.


i would like to meet you ! do you enjoy shopping ?


i do enjoy shopping , as i think many women do. i must get going now.


it was nice talking to you !


nice talking. have a good day.


hello how are you today


i am well. how are you ?


i am doing great just got back from the beach


that is great. i live far from the beach.


i am very lucky we live beside the beach. what do you do for a living


i keep busy with my seven children.


wow that much have taken some adjusting i teach kindergarten


do you read mysteries to your children ? they are my favorite type of novel.


no they are to young for that. i like mystery novels tho


do you teach them about animals , as i grew up on a farm.


yeah i teach them about farm animals and pets


great , how about colors ? my favorite is blue


yeah they learn all about colors and the alphabet.


great , anything else you can tell me about yourself ?


i have a mustang convertible and married with a son


how old is your son ?


hi there ! just finished shopping ! love it !


hello how are you today


i love clothes and models ! cant wait to get to auburn to study it !


why are you taking so long to answer ?


why are others ? sorry. i love to drive beetles.


i like to get to know new people


i know plenty in high school i am 17.


autumn is my favorite time of the year


nice ! this is my senior year in school , so i am enjoying fall.


that is great. i like to play ultimate frisbee


that took a while. i was going through my new clothes.


my parents do not live with me and i am sad.


taking you a while. do you play frisbee with your dog ?


they moved to bora bora last week


why did not you go with them ?


i could not leave my pet turtle timothy behind


good evening from alabama ! where are you at ?


hi , i am in nevada. i am listening to country music.


tacos are my favorite , do you have any great food trucks there ?


yes we do , i am a store manager and we sell really good tacos.


my three sisters would love that. my brother , not so much.


taylor swift walked into my store the other day ! it was awesome !


i am not fond of her. i think i would have escaped.


really ? i cut my hair like hers short and brown.


i prefer metal. i do not like country at all.


i like metal too but the old school , like lyda ford.


i love her and ozzy in close your eyes. it is one of my favorites.


oh man you hit the spot ! i play it loud in my nissan pathfinder.


i drive a jeep wrangler. i mix it up with tupac.


california knows how to party !


true that ! somewhere between psalms 31 and tupac is me , lol


i am more like john 316 and cypress hill.


hello. how are you today friend ?


hello , i am george , i am doing well. how are you ?


i am well also. do you like music ?


i do ! what kind do you like ?


my parents do not support me but i want to be a musician.


oh that is too bad. i am not close to any of my family either.


i want to make it big. i sing folk music and play piano and guitar


i like isolation , which is why i became a bee farmer.


that is interesting. i have a custodian job. it pays the bills i guess


my wife is the bill payer. as an italian super model she makes the big money.


wow that is awesome ! do you like music ?


i love music ! what is your favorite food ? mine is papaya.


crabs or lobster. it is to close to call !


oh both good choices !


i love seafood. do you like it ?


i do like it a lot , especially shrimp !


what do you do in your spare time ?


i recently quit my job , moved in to monastery to pursue my spirituality.


that is incredibly brilliant. congratulations


i appreciate that. are you a spiritual person , may i ask ?


yes i am actually. i became very close to god after surviving cancer


you are amazing. thank you for sharing.


you are as well. an inspiration. i must remember you when training my clients


what is it that you do ?


i actually just started as a life coach


peace be with you as you embark on your new journey


thank you. that means a lot to me


live in he wilderness of alaska now , we do not have many life coaches here.


it is very much needed. people need guidance


i agree fully. do you believe in meditation ? my meditation time has brought me much peace


i meditate right before i run a big marathon and it helps me keep my stamina.


good for you ! i have never ran a marathon , but i certainly admire your determination !


do you like hummus ? i enjoy it very much.


no i do not like hummus. i am locked up.


i am from germany , do you like roller coasters ?


i am using the library at the juvenile detention center.


are you good at swimming ? i can help you get out.


i am a great swimmer. what is the plan ?


do you have access to explosives and or nun chucks and can you skydive


i am scheduled out in a month , but if the sooner the better.


i can get you out tonight , watch the cooking show instructions will be in the credits.


ok , what channel does it come on ?


channel 13 , this may get bloody , but just remember , the banana only stretches once.


i am ready to blow this popsicle stand. lets do this. gotcha , banana.


i just moved here from germany i am sorry i can not help you


what ? you said you would help me , what kind of low life are you ?


i have cancer and no smartphone


i am sorry , both those things suck.


i sometimes eat the the mushrooms in the garden


you would love the shipyard i work in then.


pizza is good but sometimes you just wanna eat the pepperoni you know ?


sure , how many of those mushrooms have you eaten ?


i do not know , but i need to watch the tv


ok. i always donate some of my salary to charity.


i survived vietnam , like you survive in the shipyard , now i am retired


congratulations , how are you enjoying retirement ?


i have grandchildren , but i do not wanna see those little brats


you do not like children ? i also volunteer at a bunny rescue.


man i was walkin down the street , this dude jumped 300 feet down , landed on his feet


was he spiderman ? that would creep me out.


this one time , this guy turned into a alien , and he teleported , nobody believes me


i believe you , not spiderman but superman.


just got back from playing with barnaby , my dog !


i just watched snoop and martha


cool , i deliver mail , and get a lot of martha catalogues !


i love to eat vegetables and unique things


that is great , i like my food grey , the color i like on everything !


awesome , i just came here from another country


wonderful , i hope there are no scorpions there , they scare me !


do you like adventure i do


i like fast cars , nascar was what my father did !


awesome does he like to go to germany


oh , of course , it is beautiful there !


maybe he can skydive to see a better view


ha ha ! that would be great ! you skydive ?


i want to but no highest i got was rollercoasters


hi ! how are you today ?


hi , i am 12 years old and a girl so no cussing please.


okay ! no problem. so what is your favorite subject at school ?


none , i do not care for school at all.


so what do you like ? sports , maybe ? i enjoy playing softball.


i play sports , i am in to soccer.


i like soccer. do you play on a team or for your school ?


for school , and for pleasure. what else do you like ?


i spend a lot of time at work because i just started a new position.


what is your new position ?


it is in insurance. the business side.


oh , i do not know about that since i am so young.


yeah , it is rather complicated.


i like dying my hair it is red and i do not like red.


what s your favorite color to dye it ?


blonde because it looks good with my blue eyes.


hi , where are you from , i am currently living in canada


i live in hollywood. in a very expensive house


whoa , wish i lived there , i did not even finish high school


that is okay i did not either. i just found a boy toy to buy me nice things


nice , boy toys are fun , i am actually in the army now


that is very impressive ! what do you do in the army ?


sanitation department , nothing special , i got in because my grandfather was in world war 2


what an honorable man. connections are all that matter in this world


not really , i am overweight , my best food in the arm is shwarma


hopefully being in the army is a good diet. i love to diet


my best food in the army is shawarma


that does not sound fun. if i go 1 week without caviar i would die


yeah i use caviar when i go fishing , that is about it.


honestly its kinda gross , but it costs a lot which makes me want to buy it


nice things cost money , get your boyfriend to buy it , if he buys you hollywood houses


that is why i love him


hello. i am dawn. who are you ?


hello. i am leigh. i am at a park i have never been to.


cool. what park ? i won homecoming queen and went to the park that night


not sure. i was just exploring the city and found it. how old are you ?


i am 16. currently in high school. how old are you ?


i am 34 and i play many instruments. are you in band ?


i am in band at school. i make straight as ! what instruments do you play ?


i play trombone , alto sax , baritone , and trumpet. you ?


i play the sax. do you run ? my goal is to run a k !


i do not run. i am constantly moving at the shelter i work at though.


you should try to run ! its fun ! moving is good too !


no ! i will start violin as a new hobby , like my father.


i did play the violin last year in band. i did not like it


it is not for everyone. my dad made his living. i will try.


did you go to homecoming when you were in school ? i had a blast at mine


i did not go. who did you go with ?


hello i love music. are you familiar with tom petty ?


hi ! i do but i rarely have time to listen in between school and work.


what is the focus of your studies ?


are you in school too ?


no. i finished in 1995. what year are in ?


first year , i just moved here with my best friend for school too.


its great to have friends. i hope you look after each other that is very important


so true ! so what do you do for a living ?


i am in mining but i hate it. what is your field of interest


aside from nursing , i work at a bar to pay for school.


bar work can be fun. you learn so much about human nature. thank you for caring about others


of course , it is like a live sociology class too.


absolutely ! ! the subjects are already prepped with truth serum


i definitely agree ! good perspective. why do you not like mining ?


hello how are you doing today ?


i am great , i hope you are doing well. where are you from ?


i live in a rural area.


i see. have you lived there for a long time ? we just recently bought a home


no 2 years my husband birth parents live here


that is very nice. life must be very relaxing outside the cities. do you have children ?


no i have 2 dogs


i do not have any pets , but i may be interested in one


what is your favorite sport to watch ?


i do not have any special interest in sports , do you have any favorite sports ?


i like to watch hockey.


i see , do you live in united states or canada ? i heard hockey is very popular there.


i live in the united states. what about you ?


i live in canada , i moved here very recently. what do you do for a living ?


are you as fired up about winter coming as i am ?


winter is very lonely though


if you are lonely get a cat. i have two of those.


cats are good but unsure if my bees would like


i have a huge hat collection including a beekeeper hat for cats.


great what is your favorite type of hat


my favorite are baseball hats. i have at least six hundred of those.


quite the collector my wife has as many heels


back in 1992 i collected a hat from every olympic team.


love the games we root for italy


italy is awesome. the best vanilla ice cream i ever tasted was from italy.


vanilla is a favorite , real gelato is my weakness


do you like sports ? i had an athletic career a long time ago.


i loved tennis in my younger days


do you remember the 1992 olympic womens doubles match ?


yes gigi and mary joe heck of a game


hi there ! i love to dance , what do you do for fun ?


oh cool. pole dancing ? well i am only 4 and enjoy coloring.


how would you know what pole dancing is then , dear ?


my mom is a pole dancer. my pet turtle is my best friend.


that is so sweet. is that your only friend ?


ya they live next door. and my dolls. i live a sheltered life.


that is ok ! you have plenty of time to grow and learn. i am from far away.


like in the clouds ? i do not really get to see sunlight.


my aunt helped me to escape a dangerous place. now i live a better life.


were you a slave ? sometimes i have to food found in alleys.


i lived in somalia and had to fight to survive. you will make it !


do you own fully automatic rifles then ?


oh honey no , guns are not the answer.


would not that just be your personal view ?


you are only 4 , you should not be worrying about this


my guns have dolls. some of them would not be alive today if they did not.


i just finished spending some time watching birdy fly with my cats.


hello i am sara who are you


i am just an old man with rainbow hair


i am 7 and i have powers that no one knows about


i have powers too as an animal activist !


i can make the whole world pause ! freeze time


that makes me kind of depressed , but not as much as holidays do


awe i love christmas you do not like it ?


no because nobody comes to visit me i spend it alone


awe i am lonely a lot too i live in a orphanage


that is very unfortunate of you , maybe you should come live with me !


do you have room for me ?


yeah i have a house with 3 bedrooms and i am the only one here


wow that is a huge house


yeah i would love some company !


you would not be scared of my super powers


hi , how are you ? i am exhausted.


oh no ! i am okay. just taking a break from reading.


what type of book are you reading ?


this week a parenting book. what are you up to ?


i am trying to turn my life around. i am serving time for shoplifting.


oh my goodness. maybe some self help books will be useful ? confidence booster.


i will get out pretty soon. i want to learn about my career options.


i had no idea you had internet access from jail. maybe volunteer when you are out ?


i want to make sure that i can discuss some career options when my mom visits.


i am a tour guide at a local museum. it helps me meet new people.


wow , that sounds like an interesting job !


i love it. i am partially deaf so it is hard to find normal jobs.


do you enjoy the routine or do you want to do different things each day ?


i do like the routine. it is comforting. what are you looking for in a new job ?


hello , how are you tonight ?


i am good and how are you ?


i am doing well thank you. finished up a batch of brownies.


that sounds yummy. i want some brownies


they are so easy to make. do you knit ?


i do not knit.


are you afraid of dying ? i am , my therapists laughs at me for it.


i think i am more afraid of dying alone.


i am always alone , it feels nice. i appreciate nature more.


i love nature ! i am going camping tomorrow night


it is too cold here to go camping.


its just starting to cool off here.


where do you camp ? on the beach ?


i camp out in the woods. too sandy to camp at the beach


i only camp on the beach.


maybe one day i will camp on the beach


hi. how are you ?


hello , i am doing very well thank you. i just came back from a walk.


ah. i love taking walks and taking pictures.


i love photography , i am always photographing my food.


my boyfriend and i will cook in our new place together next week.


that is nice , do you drink soda and eat fast food ?


no. trying to eat healthy in front of my elementary school class.


i like kids , i would love to have a large family.


my students are my family.


how sweet ! more teachers need to have that attitude.


i am trying to teach them spanish and french so they are fluent like me.


at the same time ? does that work very well ?


they learn quickly so yes.


i have heard it is best to learn when you are little.


my classroom is red and silver. my favorite colors.


that is very pretty. like christmas all year long.


hello how are you this fine day ?


i am good ! counting the days till i can move out. and you ?


i am playing some role playing games online today. i love the internet , probably too much !


my job at burger king is taking away all of my video game time.


i work in fast food also.


my coworkers are always complaining i burn the burgers. you are not my parents !


i tried to go to school to be a vet. i hated it !


do you drink or do drugs ?


i do not. do you dye your hair ? i do every 3 months.


ok good. but why dye your hair ? that is , like , drugs for your hair.


i love to dye it blue. red reminds me of blood and i faint from that !


blue ! ? blue ! ? i hate blue ! ree ! ! !


what color should i dye it ?


black , like my soul. i am very depressed from working at burger king.


that is deep. i could do black. my natural hair color is blond.


blond is perfectly fine. you should just keep it like that.


hi how are you doing


hey ! good , how are you


i am good just dropped my kids off at school


aww nice , i work in few hours. i work in construction.. love building houses


that is cool where do you live


i live in australia , yourself ?


cali but i do not like being outside


oh that is bad.. why ? do you have any pet ?


no thy are a lot of work


i have five cats.. they are so special !


that is nice do you have a favorite


nah.. love them all ! my father loved pets.. i learnt all bout cats from him


that is cool are they inside or outside cats


they are inside , they are part of he family


hello , how are you doing this afternoon ? do you like metal music ?


i am good and no i like country


i love america , i have only been here two years , i am from india.


cool ! i have not traveled much since my transplant


i am sorry , are you okay ?


i am yes , when i was born my heart was on the outside


what was that like ? i am a boring computer student.


it was crazy growing up i could not play like most boys


that is so sad. i loved my childhood playing with my friends.


i bet , i learned to do magic like moving things with my mind


that is very interesting , can you swim ?


yes i enjoy swimming a lot


i am a coach , if you need to brush up on your skills , let me know.


thank you for the offer , i could use some pointers


you are most welcome. we all must do our part to make the world better.


i agree with you ! i like helping at animal shelters


hello there hows it going


hi , i am joanna. how are you tonight.


hey i am brianna i am okay


so , i am a singer by trade. what do you do ?


dancing is my passion ! i intend on going to the x factor in a few more years


really ? i went to school at usc. i have a few contacts out there.


yes my ultimate dream is to be a professional dancer


dad tending the farm and mom a strict teacher , anything artsy was always frowned upon !


well both of my parents are gone but my sister realy supports my dreams


where are you from ? i am proudly born and raised in south carolina !


i am from edris island


do you like horror flicks ? those are my favorite !


yes ! i love the childs play franchise


chuckie is a creepy little guy. i love mikey myers and the brute force !


but that is why he is so amazing ! and michael myers is okay


football fan ? go eagles. 5 1 baby


good morning. hows your day going ?


slow. school today , my lst year thank god.


high school or college ? i am eating sardines , my life is so exciting.


high school. i am going to med school after i finish. how about u


that sounds nice , did not finish myself , spend my days with my dogs and cleaning theaters.


well i am only 17 , would rather do something with fashion though


why not do that instead ? why med school ?


cause my pops wants it. one of those things.


well it is a good career , better than my jaunt into competitive frisbee.


lol ! try racing a beetle , that was something dad said no to right away


yeah i can imagine. those are dangerous. just waite till your on your own.


i do not want that day to come. i want to hold onto my youth !


i do not blame you , i would rather go back to being a kid myself.


oh i miss the days of crayons being my hardest decision already


yeah wait as long as you can for the adult game.


he advice i have gotten thus far is tht credit scores are real


hey , i really like driving my ford pinto


nice i am in love with taylor swift


i really enjoy donuts ! and playing xbox , call of duty


that is funny , i do not get along with my wife


my favorite band is icp , insane clown posse


i am getting married after winter , time for an upgrade


awesome , on the weekends i do live action roleplaying events


role playing is fun for everyone right ?


yeah it is , what an escape


well i have to stand out right ?


yeah you sure did , so cool


i am kind of a big deal


i am not gonna debate that


i am the greatest ever


hey i do not know about that


well you just do not know yet


hello , how are you tonight ? are you a gamer like me ?


i am good. you ? i am more of a writer.


i write a lot at work , so i have other interests.


writing is my work , so i cant get out of it if i tried


i am in computer science , so i build spaceships.


that is awesome ! ! i worked at a carnival once upon a time.


did you work with the elephants ?


no , i worked at the ferris wheel.


those are fun , not as fun as the coasters.


agreed. they do not have dogs , which i am terrified of.


oh no. that is horrible , i love dogs


i had a rough experience with one. a poodle.


those are horrible dogs anyway.


they are. you like scotch ?


i do not. i do not drink.


i like to drink it to relax


how are you doing today


i am doing good , how about you ?


i am great just listening to music


cool , what is your favorite type of music ? mine is country


classical and light jazz. country is not bad


that is cool , classical is nice at times. what are your hobbies ?


i like to work on the farm


what animals do you have ? i enjoy working on vintage cars ; i won two mustangs


i have horses and cows


awesome ! i own 2 dogs , love them


what are their names ? i name my animals.


precious and sammie. what are the names of your animals ?


i have twenty of them


oh wow ! twenty ! that is a lot !


yeah it is a lot to keep track of


i love animals , always have. they are amazing


hi how are you doing


great ! just coding for apple. and drinking an iced tea


that sound good , i just had a cold pepsi


eh ! iced tea with home grown canada syrup delicious


great i will try that some time


red or blue ? coding is so much fun ! how old are you ? i am 22


i am 34 four years old , do you work


i freelance mostly website coding and such.


i have been working at a real estate


cool ! ! any property in canada ? my family is looking to upgrade.


that sound great good luck


what do you like to do ?


i like to work on computer and go fishing


fishing is fun ! we ice fish up here


hi how are you today


i am fine thank you , how about u ?


good where do you work


i am from new york , you ?


i live in ohio that is cool


my work is science fiction author , you ?


i just recently graduated i am looking


my father and mother passed away last year


i am sorry to hear that friend


i done my engineering graduate from mit


wow that is a very nice place


i afraid of snakes , you


i also fear kevin durant too


i am unmarried , you are a married person ?


i am not i just got out of college


all the best , what is your hobbies


hello how are you today ?


hi i am well , what is your favorite food ?


tacos i cant drink water because i have an allergy


oh wow i have never heard that before. i eat kosher only


well what do you do for fun ?


i have taken a second job as a stunt double , it is fun !


i have a robot that acts as my stunt robot but its not reald yet


i like robots a lot ! i just read about one in a book


yes i got the idea to make one from a game i helped design starcraft


oh cool ! i just finished my twentieth book this year !


good for you ! i am quite famous for being a twitch streamer


i have watched many streams when i lived with my dad


i am also a recluse


oh i am sorry about that , i only had one parent


i am ok with it.


well we could go to the movies if you like


hello , how are you doing today ?


hi have you watched element animation yes i am fine


nope i do not know what that is actually.


it is on y o u t u b e


i will check it out. do you have a job ?


were do you live. a no


i live with my parents and i freaking hate it


how old are you and same for me


i am nineteen years old cant wait to get out of here.


congrats to you i am 11 working on my mom account


well stay in school and do not do drugs !


to earn money for myself. i hate drugs do. do you play games


what kind of games ? video games ?


yes what your name mine is z a d e n


my name is banjo. i do not play many video games though


oh my mom says that i can not play them that they are bad for me


hi how are you doing


how are you doing today


i am good walking my dogs


how many dogs do you have


i have three do you have pets


i have one dog and a cat


that is cool are you in a relationship


yes. my husband and i just had our first kid.


that is so cute girl or boy


we had a boy named taylor


awww that is nice what do you do for a living


i work in a vegan restaurant


that is nice i have a dog walking company


that would be really great


yeah i love being with animals


do you have a large family


hello how are u tonight where are u from


i am from chicago i do tours at the museums


i was born in somalia now in the united states


o ok what do you like to do


i love to dance and i wish i was dancing on broadway


i would love to do that but being partly deaf i do not know


are u single or married


i am single my big collection of books at home keeps me company


i like to read books are easy to get lost in


yes they are whats your favorite drink mine is fancy tea


i like to drink soda to young for the hard stuff


o ok well what do you like to do ?


sports and school work keep me pretty busy right now


well make sure to make time for something fun


yeah i have had a hard life up till now


well i hope it only gets better from here


hi how are you today ?


i am alright , how was your day ?


pretty good just studying and you ?


i do not do much since the accident , off of work. what do you do for fun ?


what was the accident huh ?


got in a brutal car accident but working hard to get back on my feet


i am sorry to hear that


thank you , time off has allowed me to do some small work to help other


do you listen to music then ?


i do , i like country music a lot. how about you ?


i adore rap music a lot


used to listen to rap but not so much anymore. do you have any other hobbies ?


i do lots of spots do you


i like to knit , i have been doing that a lot lately. donating to a hospital nearby.


do you keep yourself active ?


yeah i like to take walks when i can , you ?


hi , do you know how to sew or nit ? i enjoy making my clothing by myself


hi ! no , but 2 of my 3 sisters do know how.


i recently went on a walk and saw how dirty my environment is , this concerns me.


i contribute to the dirtiness. i party a lot when my band is not playing a gig.


nice , i am more reserved , i just found a stray cat and adopted it


that is sweet. my band is popular. i am the lead singer in it.


nice , what kind of music ?


rock. i like to be pumped up all the time.


i mostly like folk songs , my mother does not approve of rock


i have to make it big. i did not finish high school.


just join the army ? they make good money , my mom is an army nurse


i would rather make it big in music. it has always been my dream.


if it is folk music then i will listen to your music then


maybe we can add folk music one day for you.


i am sure we can , why not ?


that would be awesome. i am always wanting more fans.


hi how are you this afternoon


very good and how are you doin ?


good tired from walking dogs early in the morning !


that is always tiring , have dogs myself


oh wow how many ? i have three


wow i have two dogs and one cat


cool well if you ever need them walked i have a dog walking business


i will keep that in mind , you have any brothers or sisters


no my dad was to busy traveling to give me a sibling


only child , i have 4 siblings one brother three sisters


that is a lot i wish i had a sibling. are you guys close ?


yeah mostly especially with my brother


do you watch sports together ?


we are from alabama so big roll tide fans


what do you like to do ?


visit spain in my free time when not working as a librarian. you ?


small world ! my husband who is adopted is orginally from spain !


how wonderful ! i may move there in a few years when i retire.


that would be great. as a librarian , do you like adult coloring books ? i love those !


yes ! i am in a group for planning and stickers which seems silly at 60.


fun ! i love the coloring books but they often get nibbled on by my german shepherd !


aw ! what else do you like to do ?


we live on a farm. being in a rural community means we work hard then relax !


i love it ! we have an old farmhouse but only have cats.


my dog would enjoy your cats. he is old and too tired to chase anymore.


he sounds like a sweetheart.


yes and he loves being on the farm. what else do you enjoy ?


watching the grand kids grow up , hot teas , holidays. you name it !


that sounds perfect and so relaxing !


it is ! i love this life.


hello. how are you doing ?


hi i am doing great how are you


feeling crabby , but i am like that naturally anyway.


oh ok. what do you do for a living


i am a kennel cleaner at a local animal shelter. and you ?


i am a doctor in the labor and deliver unit.


sounds very important. you must be a people person.


thanks i try to be. i love being alone more than it looks like


i much prefer to hang with animals than people.


what do you do for fun ? i go work out 4 times a week


play video games and watch movies. you must be in good shape.


i try to be i will not drink soda or even tea , just water


that sounds like a healthy lifestyle.


it was hard to get use to at first. i use to love soda


i still love soda , especially sprite. do you have lots of friends or family ?


i have family and a handful of friends when i am off i keep to myself


hello i am 60 years old


hi ! i just sat down to listen to some classical music.


i love classical music as a librarian its my favorite


being a christian i also like christian rock. do you like to read ?


i love to read , i have been to spain and while there i read more than ever


never been there. i love to ride on my tractor. i love the outdoors.


i will be retiring in a few years , do you like camping ?


i do ! i am very different from my sister. she is a pole dancer in a club.


that is a big difference. when you camp , how do you cook ?


with a campfire and cast iron pans.


i will love relaxing in nature.


i just purchased a beautiful red sweater. red is my absolute favorite color.


that is perfect for the holidays. i love to sew sweaters and hoodies.


i love to crochet ! it is time to start thinking about the holidays !


yes , i sometimes use a loom for crochet too.


i never used a loom but will have to try sometime.


hi , want to be my friend ?


hello , sure why not ! how old are you ? i just turned 34


whoa. i am only 12. what is it like to be old ?


my 2 kiddos are in kindergarten , they want to graduate at mississippi university like me


that is cool i guess. are they twins


no. only 12 ? so no job yet. i have done real estate 12 years now


ha. that is since i was a baby. i am a tae kwan do champ


must be a brutal 12 year old ! haha ! i try to do environmental work too.


yeah. my school does clean up projects


that is good. we should all take better care of the planet. we only have one.


now you sound like my science teacher


i hated science. i am a history buff. not american though , ancient history.


yeah history is cool. it is like a big story


exactly. and since i love to read then it makes better sense to me.


we are learning about the aztecs


they had a very advanced society. too bad the spaniards killed them all.


good morning how old are you i am 34


i am much older than that. my grandchildren are in their thirties


do you have any pets ? my two dogs are my everything.


no pets. i am retired so i love to travel. pets would slow me down


i understand that. my idea of travel is a long hot bubble bath.


i used to take a lot of bubble baths when i was recovering from cancer


did your cancer get cured ?


i did ! feels great to be alive


that is wonderful ! do you play chess ?


i do not. do you ?


i do , it is one of my hobbies. what do you do for fun ?


i spoil my grandkids. they want me to get a smartphone , do you think i should ?


i think it depends on the kid. however all or none. are you married ?


i am. are you married ?


no i am single. some day the right person will come along.


do you date much ? you have to put yourself out there


i am addicted to the internet that is why i want to work from home


i love the internet it makes me think i can over take the world


it is a dream to work from home and play role play games


yes i use to paint for job. but now i am a maid or housekeeper


i know how you feel , i do not like being a veterinarian


at 56 i am looking forward to retirement


do you see blood as a maid ? it makes me faint.


i see just about everything no blood though.


you are too young to retire , what you going to do ?


i may visit my grown children since they never visit me.


that is so good to know , it really scares me


as a older woman i wish i could have plastic surgery.


it is good that you visit them , you do your part


i use to be wrinkle free but the years of time are not kind


why is that ? natural is beauty.


yes but it is hard to look at sagging skin and eyes


hey how are you doing today ?


hi. good. just got in from feeding the horses. how are you doing ?


how many animals you got and i am doing good


my horse is called buttercup. we have six in all. do you have pets ?


no just listen to some music and relax


yeah. are you from the city ? i dream of moving from this tiny town.


hope your dreams come true just working a lot to pay off my new car


yeah. maybe i can get my law degree. what kind of car ?


nissan and country living fun hope you get your law degree


me too. my dad wants me to raise horses like he has and his dad.


well last night taylor swift signed my shirt she is nice i like horses


you must like taylor swift. that is cool. do you have any hobbies ?


thinking about dye my hair and just work


where do you work ? i am still in high school


manager at a gas station and that good hope your grades is good


grades have to be good for law school. so how is your job ?


hello , how are you tonight. do you like horses ?


hi there , yes i love horses and so does barnaby my german shepherd.


that is a cute name. i have a lab named sirius


yeah , barnaby is a keeper and a great scorpion spotter. i hate scorpions.


i do not have them on the farm. i have seen them in the city though.


barnaby found one in my dad old nascar cars right before i sat down.


ugh. i do not think i could live with them.


only when we visit dad they come out. what do you do ?


i am in law school , but i also train horses


that sounds cool , better than working for the us postal service.


i am going to be an agriculture lawyer.


now that is different. i paint in my spare time to stay sane.


i take photos of the horses and scenery.


they make awesome pictures. i love colors but strangely my favorite is grey !


mine is too , but , color is what sells.


yes it does , client have me painting fuschia and other wild colors weekly.


hello , how are you doing tonight ?


great just got back from the gym i go twice a day every day.


i am a teacher , and do not have time to go more than twice a week.


bummer my fav exercised are the treadmill and rowing machine


i love the beach and go for every vacation.


i have to go to the gym a lot because i eat a lot


i am always on a diet , gotta stay bikini ready.


cool i eat a lot when i am bored. pets ?


i have one dog , she is amazing.


i have 2 dogs. i should take them walking instead of eating.


that would be a great idea.


i have been thinking of growing my hair long it is so short.


a change of style is always a good confidence booster.


yeah , that is a nice thought. do you have kids ?


i do not. my fiance and i do not want any.


well , you will have more free time without them anyway.


i like to dance in class once a week


how interesting ! i like to rock climb , it is my favorite activity.


i am really old born early 80s but like old hip hop.


i work as a mechanical engineer , i love my job


do you like new kids on the block ? i love em


i like them , my black lab trooper enjoys their music as well.


reminds me of a time as a child my lite brite favorite toy.


nowadays it is rare to see any kids have them over here in colorado


yes i love to dance classes once a week 21


what kind of dance is it ?


hip hop get down and hip in the times man old school real stuff


sounds like it is really fun !


real kids on the block i love getting down and hip


cool ! have you seen them live !


no i cant see anymore i just move with the flow


oh , they must be a great band !


i am in high school. do you go to school or work ?


i am a tennis player professionally


i will graduate in wo years


that is pretty cool. excited ?


i definitely want to be done. the cafeteria food is not even vegan here.


oh dang are you vegan ?


i have been for a year now.


me too , my wife is a doctor


did she tell you to go vegan ?


she just presented the case and she is so healthy , so i switched


i feel healthier since i made the switch for sure.


i go on walks with my dog to stay healthy too. what do you do ?


i ride horses and work out. i love horses.


wow that is cool , i live in a big house. it is three stories


i would like that. my house is small.


do you live alone there ?


hello , how are you ? did you major in chemistry too ?


i am angry. my parents keep making me go to school even though i hate it


omg me too ! i graduated , but ended up working at a bookstore !


dose your bookstore sell p o box ? i know some do and i love it.


sorry , no , and they went out of business. it was a weird fashion hipster place.


i do not have that many friends to play with anyways. how old are you ?


i am 35. but i still go dancing on the weekends ! how old are you ?


12. i want to leave school as soon as i am old enough.


do you have a hobby ? mine is competing in dog agility. makes the time pass...


i stay away from other girls that are jealous of my long red hair and blue eyes


good decision ! i usually do not care about fashion , but i like doing hair color.


oh cool. have you done anything else fun ?


i bleached my hair. black now blond. just hate that orange between the two bleaches.


i do not bleach my hair. mine is natural and goes down to my waist


hi how are you doing


i am alright , just hanging with my dog charlie. what about you ?


getting ready to go to work


nice ! where do you work ? i am a music producer.


i am a stunt double for movies


wow , that sounds very exciting. do you get hurt often ?


not too much it could be worse


definitely. what kind of music do you like ? i prefer rap.


i like all music really what kind sof artists do you work with


i work with all sorts of artists in the musical field. what is your favorite food ?


i have kind of a strict diet


i cant eat a lot of foods that i want


that is so unfortunate to hear. my favorite is pizza !


pizza is good but i cant get a lot of toppings


that sucks , but at least there is a lot of variety with pizza !


good morning. how are you ? i just baked some cookies this morning.


very well. cookies sound awesome. just jamming to new kids.


the cookies are for the country wide bake sale. i feel at home there.


my home would be the dance studio. i still take weekly lessons.


sounds fun ! knitting is my other passion. i am making scarves for my dogs.


my favorite is old school hip hop though , do you like to dance ?


i liked to dance but i am scared i will hurt myself and die. you ?


do not think much about that , even though i was born in the early 80s.


you are still young ! you have many good years of baking and knitting for hobbies !


yes , but i wish i still had my lite brite doll from when i was a child.


those are very lovely. i remember them well !


she was my favorite , along with new kids on the block. you ?


i like my dogs and my hobbies.


those are great also. dogs are probably my favorite animals.


yes my dear they are fabulous animals. do you have pets ?


yes , we have three dogs and a few fish.


hi how are you doing


i am doing quite well. how are you ? what do you do for work ?


i am still in school waht about you


i am a tour guide for the metropolitan museum of art. what are you studying ?


that is so cool i am in middle school


i remember middle school. do you enjoy reading ?


i do but i do not like school very much


i love to read. i have a library filled with books.


that is cool do you have a lot of friends


yes , most of my friends are into horticulture. are you interested in plants ?


not really i wish i had more friends


i love growing roses in my backyard. what are your interests ?


just trying to get through middle school


i understand. do you ever drink tea ?


sometimes what kind of tea to you like


i love drinking gourmet tea. jasmine is my favorite. what is your favorite ?


hello , how are you today ?


not bad at all , rain got in the way though. how are you ?


i am doing well. where is it raining ?


ma. i was gonna finish a roof today. at least the cats will not miss me


my cat just got out , i hope she comes home soon the streets are busy.


ooh , if one of mine got out i would panic.


ya the streets of bejing are not kind to a little kitten.


i will say , hope you find her soon. so otherwise how is your day ?


it was pretty decent. i won my ping pong match.


i am terrible at that game , give me a hammer not a paddle


what other kinds of things do you fix.


i build houses , sometimes i fix them , have my dads genes.


maybe i do too. he is an electrician i pay electric guitar.


close enough i suppose , my dad put a hammer in my hand at 2.


hello , my name is leon. i am a audio engineer. how are you ?


hello , leon. my dogs and i are doing well.


that is good to hear ! i have been better , my girlfriend just left me.


oh no. i go to the gym a lot. the treadmill keeps my mind off things.


i tend to stick indoors but maybe the gym will help , thanks.


you are most welcome. the rowing machine is nice too.


that is a full body work out right there. do you live in california ?


sadly , no. my dogs and i are in ohio.


i think i need to move. my studio is tanking after the decline of the market.


oh no. i am moving soon as well. due to personal reasons.


well i hope your reasons work themselves out. what kind of dogs do you have ?


i have a springer spaniel and a lab. do you have pets ?


sadly no , they can be very destructive in an audio booth.


that is for sure. what kind of music ?


what are you doing right now ? i am caged up for another month


sorry to hear. it is my birthday today !


happy birthday ! will you see your mom ? mine is coming to see me tomorrow


no , no. i just turned 100 , believe it or not.


i feel about a hundred sitting here in juvenile detention , how will you celebrate ?


maybe i will just drink wine and dance all night in the moonlight. love it.


you are still breathing. when i am free in a month , then i will breathe.


of course. i feel so strong for my age , i might just live for an eternity !


dancing at 100 ? you sure you just dream about dancing ? maybe too much wine ?


gotta celebrate ! i am so old , i recall when nobody owned a tv.


i work out to stay strong in juvenile detention. i do not have a tv sadly


yeah , juvenile detention does wind back the clock.


feeling older than dirt , but freedom in a month , what wine do you drink ?


red wine. it is good for the heart. try a cabernet.


are you in college ? i am an art major


i am not in college , i graduated with a doctorate degree


that is neat. i am visiting europe again this year , have you ever been ?


farthest i have ever been away from home was at the park


do you have any hobbies ?


going to the park is my favorite hobby. or going to my daughters piano concerts


i enjoy traveling and cooking.


what kind of stuff do you cook ?


paella is my favorite dish to cook.


i have never heard of it.


it is a rice dish from spain.


sounds delicious , i should try it sometime


are you currently working at a hospital ?


yes i am but i would like a new job soon


i hope you find a new job soon.


thank you , i am definitely looking


what do you do for a living ?


nothing , too young male and been very i will , too.


i am not i will , but i am overweight


oh , that is not good for your health.


no. it got worse when my wife left me


wow , and i thought having a transplant for my heart that was outside my body was bad !


well , that is bad. i would pray for you but i am an atheist


do you believe in physic abilities like moving objects in same room ?


i will believe it when i see it


that has been happening to me since my surgery.


wow , how interesting ! i should post about this on facebook


you have my permission. lose weight and win your wife back.


i hope i can. she took our kids , too.


i am following your facebook page to see good results.


i spend a lot of time on facebook , so you will see a lot


okay , and you can follow mine if you want.


i love to play guitar , i was only three when i started


my parents were killed by a clown when i was three. i was then adopted


hi , how are you ? do you like country music ? i am a singer.


it is alright. i am more of a pop fan myself


sad , i am sorry , did they every caught the clown ?


no. now i get scared whenever i see one


lets be happy and not think about that , i love national parks


i recently got a job ! now i work at a gas station


do you like rascal flats ? they are my favorite band.


not really. but my adopted dad likes them


now that is something happy to talk about ! i work in the industry


what industry do you work in ?


okay , so tell me more about yourself


i am single. though my dad keeps setting me up on blind dates


in the factory , that is what i mean


cool. what do you make ?


hello how is it going ?


hi. i am doing well , plotting to take over the world.


haha i have read a book about that once


my kids do not visit , so i have a lot of time on my hands , after work.


oh my kid days are over finally


mine are too. i am 56.


do you get to travel a lot ? i am 60


no , i used too when i was younger and a painter.


very sad kids do not visit as they should


no , they never do. i guess they are embarrassed about me not being pretty.


who is your favorite artist ? i am sure u look well


diego , he used to paint me. before freda came along.


haha you like cubism i take it ?


i spent a lot of time on the island , before the embargo


hey there , how are you ?


hey ! good , how are you ?


a little tired , but have not done much , you ?


how old are you ?


19 , you ? where you from


40 from ny , how about you ?


dead center of ohio , not much to do here


i hear ya on that. what do you do for a living ?


i work at a fast food place temporarily


oh cool. i sell cars , really dislike it. not much money to show for it either


really ? you would think you would get good comission


i do but my wife takes it all unfortunately


well , kind of what wives are for ,


i will be leaving her soon. are you in college ?


taking some time off , i had a plan and i cant follow through


i am sorry but do not worry


hi ! what are you up to ? i am listening to some rap while studying


hi , i am lucy. just getting ready for another day at the office


what do you do at the office ? i am studying to be a teacher


i am a secretary. that is neat , what subject do you want to teach


i want to teach kindergarten. i am 22 and have lots of energy


kindergarten would be fun ! do you play any sports


i play soccer , lacrosse and softball. anything active


i played soccer in college ! we won a cup one season


congratulations ! my friends and i are in a soccer league together.


that sounds like fun ! i just almost choked on a piece of candy


i know the heimlich so i could have helped you


i have never met anyone who knew that. do you like candy


yes i do ! smarties are my favorite. you ?


i like all candy ! those are pretty good. sour gummy worms are my favorite


be careful not to choke on them !


true , they could be quite hazardous


hello. how are you ? i am in sale. what about you ?


hello. how are you ? i am a middle schooler


i am good. do you have any hobbies ? mine is graphic designing.


i want to grow up to be an actor , so i take classes


that is nice. how was your week ? i attended a friends wedding.


is graphic design like drawing ? what do you design ?


something like that. mostly t shirts and websites. do you listen to music ?


my weekend was fine. i just stayed home and rocked on to pink floyd.


i listen to rush. i cook too. being an omnivore , i eating anything.


i love all food. i am an animal lover except for cats.


i see. not everyone likes cats.


that is true. they are fiesty.


they can be mean and sassy too.


plus they scratch. dog is mans best friend according to the saying


hello , how is your day going ?


awesome ! my parents are taking me to disney world again this year. every year !


that sounds wonderful ! maybe i will take my children there too


do you let your kids play on the playground ? i do that. it is fun !


yes , my dogs like to play with them on the playground.


that is so cool ! mr morris , my third grade teacher , we have a class dog !


that sounds amazing ! i thought about becoming a teacher. i settled for it work.


when i grow up , i want to sing the songs that i love from frozen.


why not sing them now ? time passes quickly.


i want to be famous , like mickey mouse. he is my favorite. i love disney !


i live near disney world in florida , in fact i own a house there.


do you sing songs from the frozen movie ?


no , i just watch the american sports that i enjoy.


my parents said that karate is a sport. i take karate.


hey , are you a city kinda person or the county type ?


i guess country. i like walking my german shepherd , barnaby on trails.


oh awesome , i like to walk my pet cow. we are best friends.


very cool. we had a grey cow when i was a child. i love grey colors.


oh that is nifty. do your parents own a farm ?


when i was young. then my dad went to be a nascar driver.


oh i watch that every week. my parents were just good ole farms.


right on. i work for the post office. what do you do ?


oh i do electrical work.


that is cool. do you enjoy it ?


i do but i get to drive my big truck to work. what do you drive ?


i drive a grey ford taurus.


oh because you like grey ! haha. do you listen to the radio ?


i do. mostly top 40 and alternative.


oh i really like county music.


country music is good also.


hey , how are you doing tonight ?


i am well just got in from playing with the dolphins. how are you ?


the football team or the animal ?


animal. my home is under water. where do you live ?


what do you live in a sea lab or a sub ? i live in my dad


the sea is my home. the aquatic creatures are my friends.


that is so wild. i like the beach , but i never imagined. are you merkin ?


sure you could call it that. do have any hobbies ?


wow. yeah i like horses


how old are you ? i spend all day at school ! i would rather be playing.


i am 29. i actually live in my dads car dealership


do you sell cars too


yeah , he thinks i have a house , but i have been living at work


why ? are you broke ? i like having dinner at home every day !


yeah i blew all my cash , i am supposed to host thanksgiving too


what are you going to do ? sad. our family dinners are awesome.


hi there how are you doing ?


i am doing good. just enjoying eating my muffin , you ?


i am well thank you just waiting for my kiddos to get home from school. than dinner


i wish i had kids. just me and my dog , pedro , here


give it time dear. they are a lot of work and well worth the wait


i work with a lot of kids in the healthcare industry


that is a noble profession how did you get into that


i originally wanted to have a career in film as i love it


what exactly do you want to do in that field ?


produce. i decided to go down the healthcare route because its hard to get into


i can see that do you have a starting place ?


i am not sure yet. so , what do you like ?


reading is a passion , as well as cooking for my family. pretty simple here


sounds like a nice life you got


i think it is. everyday life with little drama from outsiders just how i like it


well , i am happy for you !


i love baking cookies ! i make them out of spaghetti and chocolate chips.


bugs bother me but scorpions are the absolute worst


scorpions and spiders are my number one fear in regards to ways to die.


i like grey it is the color of my room , my car , and pretty much my life


i cannot say i like grey , the country bake sale generally has pastel colors.


bake sales have people. i work for the post office , it keeps me away from people


mail induced death is number 179 on my death list ; mailmen are forbidden in this house.


in to conspiracies ? nascar drivers , like my dad , say their owners are aliens


alien probe malfunction is number 296 on my list of potentially death causing incidents.


whatever. where does death by scorpions fall on your list ?


number 24 under the red alert section. red alert means high probability.


death is not so bad. it is grey and a lot like working overtime


my only hobby that does not illicit potential death is knitting. do you like to knit ?


my mom knitted me a grey and brown scorpion once. i hate her.


death by mother made scorpion is number 1068 on my list. i knit all my lists.


where does getting stabbed by knitting needles rate ?


hi , how are you doing tonight ?


doing dandy. what are you doing right now ?


i just got off work. what are you doing ?


just baking some cookies for a light night snack ! i love baking cookies !


that sounds good. my roommate and i just made left overs !


oh wow , my doge just came onto my lap.


what kind of dog do you have ?


a shiba. his name is gabriel.


that is fun ! i am getting a dog next spring.


that is pretty cool. what do you do as a hobby ?


i am currently in school to become a nurse.


ahhh. well , i love to knit , my grandma had taught me to knit since i was little !


that is a great hobby. what do you do for a job ?


well , when i have spare time , i always help out at the county wide bake sale.


i wish i knew how to bake. i can cook soup well.


same , i try to present the cookies i can to the sale.


hey how are you tonight


very well thank you , just left the factory. yourself ?


just got done with my shift at the grocery store !


same here , now i want to watch the buckeyes game !


oh sounds fun ! i have to feed my horses , then maybe listen to my favorite singer.


i love horses. who is your favorite singer ?


me too ! i have two ! taylor swift of course , what about you ?


i like prince , probably because i love the color purple.


such a pretty color ! price came to my town once , i live in chicago.


i love the city but i am scared of the water.


aw why is that


i never learned to swim. what kind of horses ?


mustangs. lily and champ


my cat is named lily. small world.


lol it is for sure.


do you like any sports ?


hi , i am a one legged vet in a wheelchair. how are you ?


oh my. i am a soldier in south korea , actually.


hi soldier ! is 69 old. if it is then i am old.


well i am only 20 , so a bit younger than you !


i just pray you do not go to war. what is your rank ?


i am a lieutenant. you ?


sargent. was your basic in the states ?


yes , it was. how about you ?


norfolk virginia. i branch of service are you in ?


i am in the army. what years did you serve ?


67 through 72. will you make the army a career ?


i have not decided yet... it is such a big decision.


think it through soldier. the way things are going we might have another war. in school ?


no , i would like to attend college though.


do you not qualify for veteran benefits ?


i am not sure... it seems like a lot of paperwork.


i finally hit 2k followers on twitter !


congrats ! do you use twitter a lot ?


oh , all the time. i am a huge internet junkie. facebook , twitter , etc.


i never got into twitter , probably because i am a little older than 30.


not much of an internet person ?


i can be sometimes but mostly facebook. i post a lot of picture of my dogs.


how many dogs do you have ?


i have two dogs. do you have any pets ?


no , i cannot afford pets right now. organic pet food is super expensive.


it is , but i am single so i do not mind spending the money.


someday i will afford it. it is hard to get a good job as a woman here


where do you live right now ?


i live in a big city


me too but it is hard being in a big city when you do not drink.


oh , i can imagine , drinking is a big culture thing


it is , but i have other hobbies like playing chess.


i got a big house with 7 rooms


nice , majority of my time i am on facebook


one time i saw a man fly to the moon


like on tv ? i am obese and unhappy


when i worked in the cia i used facebook to spy on people , handy tool


i would love to hear more i work at a retirement home


obesity is a state of mind , not of body


thank you for that , you are what you believe ?


look energy is not physical , only spiritual


so , i should be able to lose weight ?


yes you can be anything you believe


i feel a lot better hearing that


you can change your dna with special frequencies


i want that , i have struggled for 10 years


the power is within you , it has always been within you since you were born


i am going to start this positive thinking


hey how are you ?


i am good how are you doing


great just took a power walk


that is always nice are you in school


nope , are you ?


yeah i am graduating high school this year


cool , are you going to college after ?


yeah i want to go into physical therapy


that is a good field to be in


yeah what do you do for a living


what do you do for a living


i own a few fast food restaurants


that is cool do you like it


yes. i am always eating the burgers and fries lol


lol the perks of the job


hi there how are you


hello , i am great. just came back from fishing. how are you ?


i am good. getting ready to go sing karaoke.


that sounds fun , wonder if the polar bears would like it ?


i doubt it. karaoke probably is not their thing.


they are a main staple of my diet , i work in the arctic.


oh wow. i just found out i am allergic to dogs.


that is horrible , i love dogs. do you fish ?


i love to fish. my dad taught me , mom was not around.


mine taught me too , he was a geologist.


that would be an awesome job. seriously awesome


i only study ice and explore , but i wish i would have paid attention more.


same here. that is why i went into the army.


i never did enlist , thought about it.


changed my life. reminds me there is always someone worse off.


that is so very true.


hi. hows your night going ?


registered nurse it s not raining fine


i am relaxing with a book. kids in bed so it it quiet


watching one tree hill is relaxing for me


i like to cook and hang out with my wife


you guys like pizza ? it s my favorite


of course ! its a quick easy dinner for a big family


hey i am a cat catholic devout


proud republican here ! pretty strong political views


i m not remain silent but purple is my favorite


i am quiet about it too..... i am a teacher so i have to watch what i say


sorry for the typo what i mean is


what you mean is ? another typo ? lol


i m having a hard time typing sorry


no apologies necessary ! i am getting a bit sleepy so my typing is not great either


ok what else do you do for fun


hello , do you have a book you recommend ?


i do not like to read.


i am pregnant , and it helps pass the time.


do you play video games ?


i do not. my husband does. we had a playstation cake.


that is cool. i play a lot of games


i watch movies and work.


how far along are you ?


i am six months. i was married eight months ago.


congratulations ! where do you work ?


i am a teacher , i just started this year. what do you do ?


i make jewelry at home and sell it online.


very nice ! i also make candles and tincture herbs.


oh that is great ! i love to be creative.


i do too. i am an art teacher.


how fun ! do you like music ?


i get to see my mom tomorrow , i got into trouble


what happened to you ? why ?


i am not sure but i get to leave in 30 days


why do you get to leave


because i will have served my time. i have old , sticky fingers


are you passing away or something


no , i am in jail. was trying not to say it outright


what did you do to get in there


i stole a pack of gum , this time atleast.


what did you do last time


i hijacked an elephant from a travelling circus


why did you do that


well , to be honest.... i was drunk


that must have been embarrassing


i could not tell you , i blacked out.


i am sorry about that


hi there , how are you tonight ?


great , i just finished a huge steak how are you ?


i am good , drinking some scotch.


i am major meat eater to build muscles


oh , i like meat ok.


scotch goes good with meat


scotch goes good with anything lol.


i have a brother who likes scotch


i am an only child.


i have just the one brother and 3 sisters


do you have any pets ? i am scared of dogs.


i have a cat and a dog you would not be scared of my dog


what do you do for a living ?


i am a secretary like my mom hard living and you ?


i am an author. i write short stories.


do you want to write a story about a major meat eating bodybuilder ?


i spend my extra time dancing


i am not good at dancing too big and clumsy. i can pet the bunnies though.


i was raised in somalia but now living in u. s.


i have a job in the shipyard when i am not volunteering to pet the bunnies.


do you have an aunt


nope. did yours save you when you were forced to marry someone ?


no no huh my aunt help get me to the u. s.


i donate my money from the shipyard to the bunny rescue. they let me pet the bunnies.


all my time is on dancing i love it


i like navy blue. it is my favorite color even though bunnies are not ever blue.


do ou own a bunny


lenny will not let me have a bunny.


it was nice meeting you and the bunnies


one day i will haves me a farm and get to tend the bunnies.


that would be great to have a bunny


yes. i will love and pet and hug them.


good evening. what are you up to ?


hello , how are you ? i am well. i like to shop for shoes and watches.


i do not shop much. prefer to relax at home with my cow.


what do you do ? i am work for a watch dealer.


no wonder you like watches ! i am a commercial electrician


wonderful ! yeah , however , my family does not support my choice of career.


why not ? family is important.


i am not sure why they do not. do you like cars ?


i do ! i love trucks especially. i drive a big f 250


lovely truck ! i dream of owning a rolls royce ghost one day.


that would be lovely. do you like music too ? or just cars ?


i enjoy both. i like all kinds of music.


i only like country. play it all day on the farm.


there are some great country music songs out at the moment. i prefer old stuff.


i feel you. do you have any other hobbies ?


i mostly just take care of my children. nice meeting you. goodnight.


how are you doing today ?


hello i am good , how about you


a little rough , broke up with my boyfriend a few months ago.


i am moving in with mine next week


good luck , i just turned 18 so a bit young for that stage of life.


what can you tell me about yourself


well i love sunsets so i go hiking often.


i like the colors red and silver


i am a fan of orange , which is why i have pet clown fish.


i teach at an elementary school


so does my mom , i am in high school


i am fluent in french


have you gone to france ?


no i would like to though


i have visited paris but that is it.


how was it over there ?


hi what do you do ?


i go to school. hate it ! will you be my friend ?


sure ! you can be friends with my 3 dogs too if you are not allergic


oh , i am not ! i am only 12 , though. will they like me ?


i think they will. all of them are friendly ! whats your favorite subject ?


i do not like school at all. and gym is the worst !


i am always walking my dogs so gym activities are fun for me


the boys pull my waist length red hair. that hurts !


aww that is not very nice of them. have you told the teachers ?


no. i just cry out my blue eyes ! they all make fun of me.


well my dogs will not pull your hair if you ever want to spend time with them


okay , thanks ! what do you like to do ?


well i like working in my dog walking business ! dogs are the best


better than kids , that is for sure !


i remember back in school the other kids would always be annoying


especially when you are 12 ! how old are you ?


hi i am danny and want to be a dog when i grow up


hello ! i have two dogs at my house.


you cant give a dog chocolate candy , but i will take it


i know. once one of my dogs ate a whole batch of chocolate brownies.


my mommy and daddy helped me sing the abcs


that is good. what do you like to do for fun.


looking at blocks and shapes and singing


that is fun. i like to play with my dogs and go to the gym.


what is your dogs name ?


my dogs names are lady and nina. what would you name a dog ?


i would name a lady dog gidget. and a boy dog brownie


those are really nice names. i really like them.


do you like to sing ?


yes i love to sing ! i can sing a lot of songs. can you ?


i can sing about letters that is it


well that is the most important song because it helps you learn.


wow , i really dropped a lot of money on my car today.


what is wrong with your car ? i am too young to drive.


nothing is wrong with my new car !


oh , you bought a car. thought you had to fix it.


i keep all my cars in great condition.


that is good. i wish i had someone to play with , boring being alone.


try going to the gym. the secret is never working out


no one to take me to the gym or anywhere else.


how old are you then ?


8 , and i live in a cloud by myself


sounds lonely. i am lonely too. my girlfriends always dump me.


well you could stop time like me before you get dumped.


they just do not understand my love for my cars.


who does not understand ? what type of cars do you love ?


my last 6 girlfriends did not understand. fast cars of course.


oh , what kind of cars go fast ? i am too young to know.


hi ! how are you this evening ?


i am well ! just got back from taking a walk.


same here ! i am a professional dog walker. just walked two labs.


oh that sounds fun. i like dogs.


me too ! i love kayaking almost as much.


i love hamburgers and french fries , but not soda. are you married ?


no , single. i just graduated college. you ?


i am married and we just bought a house.


oh , very cool. i hope you two like it.


yes it is nice. is kayaking dangerous ?


depends on where you do it. on rapids , yes. on streams , not so much.


i see. what did you major in ?


psychology. i read a lot of psych journals in my free time as well.


that sounds like a lot of work.


it was. getting started on the phd next year.


education is something that no one can ever take away.


hey how are you doing tonight ?


hi there , how are you ?


doing good , watching friday , my favorite , and looking on indeed.


i teach in the summers ?


awesome ! maybe you could help my daughter , she is so smart.


does she own dogs like me ?


no we do not. we would not have time , with my busy schedule. i am a pediatrician


i always go to church


that is cool. what grade do you teach ?


i hold an outdoor class


oh wow ! what is it about ?


i teach walking and hiking mostly


so a gym teacher ? or trainer ?


i do not really like labels


well okay then lol i am not sure if that would be a label


do you have any pets ?


hi friend , how are you today ?


i am good just freezing in alaska.


it is chilly here on my parents farm that i currently work on.


oh ok. its been hard lately to do my meditations since its cold.


i drive a big truck and love driving it this time of the year.


also , that would be in my interest since its been months since i have spoken.


what type of vehicle do you drive ?


just a normal ford. nothing fancy.


i have a ford truck as well that i listen to country music.


that is nice i bet it looks nice.


i bet alaska is nice this time of year. do you get to explore ?


it is a wonderful place to do meditation.


i live in the country with many animals my favorite is my pet cow.


a pet cow ? that must be nice and interesting.


yes she follows me around the farm.


i would love to see her do that.


hi there how are you tonight ?


well. better now that i am in remission. how are you ?


wow well i am glad for you congrats my step mom is going through stage 4


so sorry to hear that. she is in my thoughts.


thanks are you married ? any kids ?


i have many kids and grandkids to keep me busy. how about you ?


i have 2 kids with my spouse


how wonderful. life is precious spend as much time with them as possible.


yea but i love time to my self as well like every year i see rolling stones


that sounds like fun. i enjoy making clothes for my family.


really i use to dumpster dive to recycle clothes for homeless no lie


helping others makes life meaningful and i cherish it more now.


well now with my major in economics i love guiding people with there money


too bad my cell phone broke. i would love to text you about my finances.


o no yea i am always willing to help


great we should exchange emails !


hey nice weather we are have tonight.


hey , not here. snowing. i volunteer at a homeless shelter tonight


really sound like hard work. is it ?


yeah , but i wrestle professionally. and work out a few times a week


what kind of foods do you like ? because i love food.


i like pizza , and i enjoy socializing. being around people


really me too. and i travel all around the world to eat new foods.


if i got spare time i volunteer , do a lot of it.


i am always on the go. so i do not have much spare time !


awesome , can not go wrong with that


i have been going around the world try new foods for 1 years now.


yeah , well i hope all your dreams come true


me to. by the way , what are your dreams.


my family being safe and unharmed


wow that is a really nice dream.


yea it sure is very much so !


hi how are you doing today


i am doing good you ? just getting ready for tomorrow.


is it a big day for you ?


not really , i stay at home with the kids , while my wife works. lol


that sound nice that you get to be with your kids


yes. i worked 10 years in human services , but my wife missed work.


that is nice that you can take turns with the kids. where do you live ?


i live in canada. yeah , she deserved the break. she works with my dad.


nice , in the city ? i live in the country


more so , i am close to the city. lol. whats your favorite movie ?


die hard , how about you ?


it is die hard , what is your favourite


saw movies. i love horror movies. do you have kids ?


no i work with my parents on the farm


oh how nice of you. mine are 2 , 3 , and my oldest son is in middle school.


hello. how are you today ?


good today. just cooking some mexican food. i cooking but am not very good.


oh i like mexican food , but my favorite food are cheeseburgers


i inherited some money and bought a yacht to travel , i try different foods traveling


i help out at a soup kitchen since i grew up poor.


cheeseburgers are great , i try all kinds of foods everywhere i go , gotta love food.


yes , do you like war documentaries ? i do


i like travel logs and have been all over the world for years since high school


sounds great , i am retired , i was a gym teacher


i need a job and will put my yacht up for rent. i could teach.


sounds like a good plan , what would you like to teach ?


economics would be my first choice.


that sounds good , i bet you would be a good teacher.


i would try. what hobbies do you have now that you are retired ?


watching was documentaries , how about you ?


i like cooking shows. i should probably take some classes to improve.


hey , what is your least favorite food ? mine is chicken.


really ? who does not like chicken ? even chickens like chicken.


maybe it is because i want to be a nurse , and i see food poisoning from it.


hmm... i thought about nursing after my chemistry degree.. glad i did not


chemistry ? that is interesting. regardless , college is so expensive.


yep. i peddle books out of a bus now love it


nice ! i work the night shift at a bar just to keep up with expenses.


hey maybe i have seen you. i dance at billy bobs country line on the weekends


perhaps , my hair is blonde and my eyes are blue , if that rings any bells. you ?


are you the one in the orange jumpsuit ? and the ankle bracelet ?


i just may be. i am always with my best friend , we live together.


ok. weird. oh well. i have to go feed my dog


what is your dogs name ? do you have any other pets ?


my dogs name princess pei pei she just won a blue ribbon


what a hilariously adorable name. congratulations to her !


she loves to compete. a real ham. agility classes


hi , i m susie. how are you ?


i am good. just got back from some volunteering. how are you doing ?


are you having problems texting ?


i am an old retired guy , so i might be doing something wrong !


i am fine , just getting ready for a walk with my dog.


that sounds like a nice time. i like to try to be active myself. i love walks.


that s nice. i enjoy walking. i try to do it at least once a day.


i used to be a gym teacher so i used to be quite fit !


wow. i m a school teacher myself. i often get exercise dealing with the kids.


definitely ! although now that i am retired i find that i love eating cheeseburgers...


i guess you earned the right to do it. i try to stay away from the temptation.


yup. a cheeseburger and a war documentary are my idea of a good saturday


that s funny. mine is a bottle of wine.


that cant hurt either ! what else do you like to do ?


seeing a kid learn is my passion.


that is just great. we need more educators like you in the system.


hi , how are you doing today ?


just came back from a visit in the city , how about you ?


just play some board games with the family. sounds fun !


do you have any hobbies ? i play a couple instruments and i am a piano teacher.


nice , i play the violin. i try to get a three mile walk into my day.


violin , oh my gosh ! my father was a pro violin player and he showed me a lot !


wow ! did you ever consider violin ? if i am not practicing , i usually unwinding with a book


yeah i actually play the violin , guitar , drums and piano.


that is cool. i bet you are very talented.


thank you. not as talented as my father , but i try !


a lot of people do not have the musical ear.


sorry i gotta go soon , the people at the homeless shelter are waiting for me.


nice ! how often do you volunteer ?


i am a weekly volunteer , i just love helping people ! anyways i gotta go , bye !


hey there buddy boy boyo


hello , you have any hobbies ?


i can listen to britney spears all day


awesome i like listening to it while i play tennis.


i love to spend money that i did not earn


oh , i see that a lot in my insurance office.


what do you do for a living ?


since i was fired i found a job in insurance.


what is the pay like ?


it is ok , but my dad made a ton before he passed away.


i am sorry. at least he is in a better place now.


it is ok , i was pretty young when it happened.


do you like to tan ?


i normally get tanned from playing softball which i love.


i am too lazy to play sports


oh , deal i love playing sports.


hi how are you today ?


olympian gold medalist here what is up !


i like to play with dolls. what do you do ?


gymnastics for about 4 hours a day great work out.


my age is 4. how old are you ?


great whats your favorite color ? mine is yellow


i really like the color red.


like pizza ! i like italian food oh garlic bread.


i hate to clean so i do not pick up my toys. do you ?


i do not have toys but i do workout.


nice. next door is where my best friend lives. how about yours ?


i do not have friends my only love is for the garlic bread.


lol. who needs friends when you have garlic bread ?


and gym membership cant forget the gym membership.


my mom had me in mcdonald bathroom when she was 12


that is really sad. do you have any siblings


no. my uncle is the manager and took me home.


that was nice of him. i am almost done with college


he gave me a job at mcdonalds. i was considering college but i am good now.


i am almost done i only have two years left in law school.


you be smart. i would like to do something different but i team leader now.


that sounds important. maybe one day you will go back to school


i dropped out to work. maybe you can help me sure my mom for abandoning me ?


i do not know if we would be able to do anything because is has been so long


oh i am only 15 right now. is that too old ?


do not you have to be older than 15 to work at mcdonalds ? that sounds illegal


nah i do homeschool. uncle figured out how to make me work and takes the money.


that is horrible and verry illegal


really ? i am so glad i found you to help me.


i would love to help. i am not able to practice yet though


hi i love cooking and fishing ! and reading comic books


oh , i just like gardening.


if i am not in the kitchen , i am on my boat in the water


that is cool , i got a job just now in a gas station


cool , i got a spiderman comic at a gas station


i had a spiderman comic as a kid. my adopted parents gave it to me.


spiderman and gas stations rule


clowns do not though , they scare me.


yeah do your old parents scare you ?


no , but my dad keeps setting me up on blind dates.


or does the clown trauma scare you from being a kid ?


i did have a traumatic experience about that.


yeah ? wow crazy , hope it gets better


yeah , until then , keep those clowns away from me.


how are you this evening ?


i am doing good how are you ?


i cant believe the news i just got. my sister is a stripper


sounds like my kids ! ha.. stay at home dad here , have to laugh somewhere.


we grew up christian so its out of character.


i bet i am sorry. it is an interesting job choice.


what do you do for work ?


i stay home with kids now , prior was in human services.


what does human services mean ?


i helped families to learn how to live together basically !


my family may need that soon.


oh no. is your life a horror movie ? i love those !


no but my favorite color is blood red.


ohhhh yikes ! that can be purchased at home depot. my dad used to work there.


i spend a lot of time there getting stuff for my tractor.


do you own a farm ?


hi , how are you ? what is your name ?


hi i barb. tired from school. how about you ?


my name is pat. just about to head into my garden. what are you studying ?


i am going to be a hairdresser. how is your garden coming along ?


i use the plants in my biology lectures. do you have any hobbies ?


i have an aquarium. i keep exotic fish ! and i collect also.


very cool ! i have seen some amazing fish on my travels. do you travel ?


i do not get a chance. i kill time with my vintage collection. from 1950s


vintage cars ? i have been to 6 countries. i love going on long walks in each country.


decorations mainly. that sounds very exciting. alone or with family ?


alone. i love to meet new people on my travels. what is your favorite exotic fish ?


the nemo looking one. i stare at him when i eat my granola every morning


oh , the clownfish ! i researched that for one of my biology studies at the college.


where do you go to college ?


i went to michigan state but i now teach biology at georgetown. where is your hairdressing school ?


harvard school of haircuts. full scholarship , got the full ride.


hello , i love chess. do you play ?


yes , i have played chess in the past.


what else do you enjoy ?


i love animals , how about you ?


i have two dogs actually. do you have any pets ?


not at the current , moment.


i just live with my dogs. how about you ?


i live with any animals.


i love my dogs. sometimes i take baths with them haha


i do not live with any animals.


that is too bad , you should get a pet they are great


maybe in the future , i have to think about it.


sometimes i wish my doggies could play chess haha


chess is a tough game to play.


good evening , what are you doing tonight ?


hi. how are you ? i just got in from working on my car.


a real man , just like the ones i read and watch in my romance books and movies


haha. thanks. working on classic cars is my passion !


i do not own a car , just an appartment in the big city


big city sounds exciting. what do you do for work ?


still in culinary school. i should be done soon


i work for an apartment complex. i am in charge of handling all the issues.


you can come work on my appartment , i am 32 and single , you have a partner ?


nothing too serious. do you like to cook ?


i am in culinary school , so i hope so


the only thing i cannot eat is shellfish. i am allergic.


do you have any pets ? dogs scare me


i do not have any pets , but i do not mind dogs.


if you let me cook for you , i will make sure there is no shellfish


that would be great. thank you so much !


phew. that was a tough day out in the cold.


it is cold here too , where are you from ?


canada. i am an apprentice electrician , so lots of time outside.


oh wow ! i am in colorado , i am outside a lot too.


colorado would be cool to visit. lots of trucks there , i love my trucks ! !


i mostly hike when the weather is nice , but too cold now !


yeah getting cold. gotta help my parents on their farm soon.


i love farms , i am behind a desk , since i am an engineer.


that must be more interesting then fiddling with wires outside all day in the cold.


maybe i try to get the stress out by rock climbing after work


seems like you love the outdoors , wish i could say the same.


i do. what do you like to do ?


mainly just driving around in my truck to work sites , listening to country music !


if i had a truck , i could take my lab trooper all over everywhere !


nothing like a dog and a truck !


yes ! he is a black lab , would hang his head out the window.


hey , it is nice to chat with you today. how are you doing ?


doing well , just got off of work at my new job at the gas station.


oh nice. do you like it there ? i am actually chatting from a juvenile detention center.


it is a job for now. i really prefer working with plants and gardening.


ah , i understand. i wish i had thought like you before i decided to shoplift.


how long do you have to stay in the center ? my parents would kill me.


i am here for another month. my parents were pretty upset about the whole thing.


my parents adopted me when i was young. they were older and old fashioned.


ohh. i am pretty luck i would say. my mom is visiting me tomorrow.


that is awesome. are you scared there ? i am so scared of clowns.


i was to begin with. but it is better now.


maybe you can date when you get out. my dad tries to get blind dates for me.


oh , interesting. how do the blind dates usually go ?


i have not gone on one yet. he just keeps trying to set me up.


hi , do you like skating ? i am a pro skater


i do not really know how to skate but i think its very cool


good , whenever i am not skating i am listening to bluegrass


i listen to music while i am doing carpentry. i just cant seem to stop moving ever


carpentry is cool , do you do that as work ?


more of a hobby. i am 40 and still do not have a set career


nice please tell me more


i cant stay still long enough to keep a steady job. i am a restless guy


well least you were not born with a tail like me but i had it removed


i heard that happens sometimes. glad you got it removed


yeah , everyone used to make fun of me in high school when i worked at hollister


oh i assumed you got it removed as a baby


no , i purposely walked around with it during my teens


pretty cool that you did not have to go get a stupid tattoo or something


do you have a silly tattoo ?


i have a few awesome tattoos. but one that i regret from teen years


hey there how are you ?


i am doing good. i finally got a moment to myself.


that is always nice , like projects ?


what kind of projects do you mean ?


like the kind that need trash


interesting , do you have a job ?


i do but it is nasty i clean out cages


do you work at a vet ?


no i do not a research facility


oh , that sounds horrible. i work part time at my moms pizza restaurant.


what kind of pizza is the special ?


i bbq chicken pizza , it is so good. i recommend it.


cool , my feet are so ugh i hide them


i have a bit of a stutter when i get over excited.


oh that is okay we all have something


what do you do for fun ?


hey i am brianna hows it going


i am dan and its going good i just got back from hunting


o what were you hunting


i am deer hunting. i work for a property management company


o i work for an animal shelter


for fun i working on fixing up old cars


o cool i have a band


cool what kind of music ?


its a rock band named simple plan


cool i also work as a handyman


oh cool do you like it


its fun to work on different things yes


true i do basic handyman like things at home


saves lots of money the more you do


true very true but still gets aggravating sometimes


it can be for sure. do you like movies ?


hello , my name is jonas , how are you doing today ?


bad , i am broke and my low income apartment has rent due tomorrow


i know that feeling. i have been stuck at the same low paying job for years.


same here , fast food does not pay like how i thought it did at 16


at 16 , i had a job taking care of cats , but now i really hate them.


i hate all animals to be honest


i see. i like most animals , i grew up on a farm.


dropping out of high school was a bad idea. the landlord just called.


my landlord is my dad. we do not really get along.


lucky , he can give you slack.


he makes me cry as bad as onions do. but i truly enjoy onions.


not running is what makes me cry like a baby


i like to run as well. i did about 3 miles today.


i just did 15 miles.


i wish i had time for 15 , but my job takes too much of my time.


running is the only thing keeping my mind off how hungry i am all the time


hello , how are you tonight ?


i am feeling a little lonely.


are all of the bars and clubs closed tonight ?


i am too young to know.


gotcha , you should never know what they are.


from my view , there are not a lot of people out tonight.


you must be in a very small town. do you have any hobbies ?


no , unless you count using my superpowers.


what superpowers do you have ?


i have the ability to make time stop.


that is so cool. can you go back in time ?


no , i have not learned how to yet.


that would be the one i want.


it would be nice. i like to stop time when i am feeling stressed.


shopping is one of my favorite hobbies.


i do not go shopping very much.


hi how are you today


hey lets get to know each other


sounds good , i live in nyc but grew up on farm


i survived a battle with cancer


glad you survived ! that must have been awful


it was not that bad


do you still have take meds ? my meds give me awful side effects


yes i get high off chemotherapy


i am recovering alcoholic so meds are hard for me


i am a eater who is clean


life was easier on the farm


i completely agree with you there


big city life to overwhelming too much pressure


i love to run and participate in marathons


awesome ! i wish i was that healthy


its a must. got to keep the cancer away


boy am i tired ! just got done hunting. how are you ?


hey , not bad. hunting , that is cool. do you hunt for sport or meat ?


meat , not sport. i take old classic cars and make them new again for a hobby.


awesome. i love meat. i eat a high protein meat based diet.


nice ! looking to rent a property any time soon ?


not me , but maybe for my brother. are you a realtor ?


no , but i work for a company and could hook you up with a good deal.


sweet. i do not work for a company , i do bodybuilding for a living.


no wonder you eat so much meat !


indeed ! so do you have any family ?


i have a husband and 2 kids. fun fact we are all allergic to shellfish.


i see ! so besides my brother i have my mom. she is a secretary.


are you close with your family ?


yes , not married and no kids , so my brother and mom are all i have. you ?


makes sense. i am very close with my family as well.


do they go hunting with you ever ?


hi ! you read books ? i love reading mysteries.


yes ! i do art so i love all forms of expression


lovely ! my kids love reading too. i have seven of them !


wow that is a handful


haha. i also grew up in a large family on a large farm.


i am scared my kids will get my webbed toes


i hope not ! i am a truck driver. what do you do for a living ?


cleaner at research facility by day , artist by night


nice ! you paint ? blue is my favorite color.


more sculpture , i turn others trash into projects


that is interesting. can you sculpt david ?


i could try , i am only five feet so cannot make anything too tall


haha. get a big stool. you can do it !


i have a big personality for this little body so i do not give up


you know what they say. good things come in little packages !


yes i like the attitude ! you have the artistic spunk personality


hi my name is darlene how are you ?


hi good thank you. i am wanda , age 60


i am 43 and try to buy only organic products


that is very good. i work in a library. how about you ?


i work online in data entry , and i am a strong feminist.


good for you ! i love traveling... do you like to travel ?


i do , but mostly i love to surf the internet , i am an avid twitter user.


twitter is fun , yes. ever been to spain ? i have.


no never , would love to , i recently had solar panels installed on my roof.


that is a good thing to do. do they work well ?


so far , they are new to me so we will see. married or kids ?


no , neither. i will probably retire in several years , so probably will be lonely


that is sad , are you looking ? i am single but looking.


kind of... but i am 60 , so i do not know how realistic it is


never to late , you are a catch ! look at it that way !


aw you are nice... i like your way of thinking


hello , how are you tonight ?


how are you doing this late night let us chat.


i am doing very well. i have biology homework.


oh i do not think i could do that was never to good in the study.


i do not party , nor do i drink.


wonderful cool but i did get my diploma from school to college.


very nice. do you travel a lot ?


so so i used to travel a lot from new jersey to atlantic city.


is atlantic city nice ? i heard it was kind of trashy now.


it was when i was going but now it probably is not so nice now.


i have always wanted to visit , i still may.


my best kind of hobby i like is entertaining board games and gambling.


i like to gamble as well , planning a trip to vegas soon.


i like pets and i got this cat by the name of arizona.


that is so cool ! my last dog was sirius.


sirius is a nice name i hope you enjoy your trip to vegas soon.


hi. i am working as a custodian right now to help pay bills.


bonjour , i am kay. i am also trying to get out of debt.


i play music and hope to make it big some day.