nice ! i have not seen them yet , but i want to. i saw bruce springsteen recently.


he is great too ! do you live in nj ?


hello , how are you today ?


i am well thank you , how is your night going ?


it is going very great. i just have homework to do


oh what are you in school for ?


high school. on my sophomore year


are you planning to go to college ?


i am ! i want to be a professional soccer player


exciting ! i played soccer in high school too , long ago


did you enjoy it ? i love it


very much. now i have bad knees and back from all the construction work


i am sorry to hear. that does not sound fun


it is ok , i love building houses , no regrets


wow seems like a lot of hard work


it is ! then i get to go home to my cats and a beer


i have never drank , is it fun ?


as long as you drink responsibly it is


hey , what is your favorite food ? mine is donuts.


hello , i love fries , and am getting married soon.


that is exciting ! what do you like to do for fun ?


i love to try new restaurants and dance.


cool ! during the weekends , i like to do live action roleplaying events.


i am a kindergarten teacher , i look up new painting techniques on the weekends


that sounds like fun. i play a ridiculous amount of call of duty.


i used to play a lot of fallout when i was in college.


oh man , i love fallout. was just playing new vegas earlier.


dogmeat is awesome. i would love to go to an elvis school


an elvis school ? what is that ?


it is one of the areas in fallout.


oh good lord , i am too tired. what kind of car do you drive ?


i have a maclaren , it is awesome.


radical ! mine is a ford pinto.


my boyfriend bought it for me as a wedding gift.


hi i am tom i work as a indie wrestler


hi how are you today ? i like to walk.


i am good i like people i volunteer to help local shelters


that is nice of you. i deliver babies so i am a doctor.


oh that is a good profession must make alot of money


it is a comfortable living. i like spending time with family.


that is cool i do not have family these days


i am sorry to hear that. we used to go to disneyland together.


i have never been there but saw the commercials before


it is alot of fun my favorite character is mickey mouse.


i like goofy he is pretty cool


i like him also he is a trip.


what do you have planned today ? i have to volunteer again tonight


no alot just spending time with my kids. that is nice to volunteer.


oh that is cool i started a new show on netflix


i like to read books also.


hello how are you today ?


hi , my husband is old and adopted. i love coloring farms in books.


ok that is random. i have never been an artist type


great ! i live on a farm with a dog named trump who watches hockey.


i do not care for dogs. i am waiting for retirement


good luck with retirement. my dog trump is a german shepherd.


thanks if only retirement will come faster. what do you do for a living ?


actor. i adopted a dog and a husband in the same year.


oh acting that sounds fun. sounds like you went through some big life events


i did ! i got rid of my husband and kept the dog.


well at least some good came out of it. hope everything is well for you


it is ! we farm and watch hockey where i live. what about you ?


i am not a big fan of sports but i do like to travel quite a lot


that is cool ! i color in books to settle my nerves.


there are four people in my family. how about yours ?


just two right now and a siamese cat.


those are beautiful ! i do not own any since i am in school.


oh , i no longer work at the bank but for exercise walk a mile a day.


my idea of exercise is dancing while i listen to music i like.


better than walking alone. i also make quilts and give them away to family.


that would be nice for someone like me. i am only five feet tall.


what is your major in school ?


psychology. my one sibling and two parents are like strangers. i can pick their brains.


have your very own test subjects.


yes , that is my thought exactly.


well , got to go now.... see you.


see you ! time to go listen to that music i love.


okay going out to walk some more.


hey there how are you ?


not bad its a beautiful night in california and you ?


it is pretty cold here , like body builders ?


yes they are pretty cool


yes i try to be


haha do you ever cosplay i got into it lately at school


no i do not i just write a blog on rabbit rescues lol


nice i go to homeschool but they let me do events at public school


really that is cool you like ?


its ok parents pulled me from public saying its too dangerous


i understand i would probably do the same


what color is your hair ? i dyed mine blue and not sure why


mine is black as of now


cool do you like robots ? i have one that is really cool


what is it named after ? you ?


no i named it sita from a book


hello there , how are you today ?


just as fantastic as i possibly can be and yourself ?


i am doing so good thank you ! lots of studying tonight for me.


what are you studying , may i ask ?


i am studying law currently. kind of a challenge but worth it !


cool i am in jail right now so can i ask you some questions ?


wow i am sorry to hear that. sure ask away.


so i am here for selling sea monkeys like you see in comic books


really ? that sounds really interesting. how does that work ?


what do you mean ? i got convicted for mail fraud cuz sea monkeys do not exist


i always thought they were real ! oh now i understand what happened.


yes i thought they were real too , i got duped by my supplier


your lawyer should have helped you. we did not learn much about fraud yet.


yeah i had this tiny little nun public defender she slapped witnesses with a ruler !


that is disappointing. sorry my dog max was talking to me.


next thing i know i am peeling onions and my cell mates cat is pissing on my bunk !


hi , how are you doing today ?


i am really great. just got home from a ride on my bike.


me too , i am a custodian in the daytime and a singer at night.


i am a waitress. it works but i wish i could make more money.


same here , i sing folk music and play the guitar , what do you like ?


my favorite thing is to ride my motorcycle. i do not even have a car.


when i make it big one day , i will buy the car of my dreams


what do you look like ?


i am 19 years old and have long black hair. so i still live with my parents.


i have pale skin and large brown eyes. and i wear my bike helmet all the time.


sine i live with my parents they want me to finish school , i want to sing.


what kind of music if your favorite to sing ?


folk music and i like to play the piano and guitar as well.


i wish i could play instruments. i am not very musically inclined.


i like rock music the most


hi , how has your day been ?


great and how was your day ?


long day at work. teaching elementary wears me out.


i can imagine. i thought about having children but i am not ready yet.


it is worth it when the time comes ! what do you do ?


i am in fashion design school. i want to have my own fashion line one day.


oh my wife wanted to do the same thing. cooking is my passion.


what dish do you like to cook the most ?


honey teriyaki glazed salmon on the grill


yum. that sounds absolutely delicious. i would love to try it.


i also really enjoy reading. any other hobbies you have outside of fashion ?


i have been doing community service for stealing.


oh no ! well at least that will take it off of your record


i have been so confused lately. my parents were never there.


i hope you have some people now to reach out too


i had a best friend but she took my boyfriend. we no longer speak.


how are you doing today


i am alright , living the great retired life. what about you ?


i work in an office


that must be interesting. do you need a smartphone for that ? i do not have one.


you do not. they provide everything


that does not sound too bad. do you know how to sew ?


i want to learn but i am not sure


you should learn ! i can make all of my own clothes.


that would save a lot of money


it sure does , and i needed it for my cancer treatments.


i am sorry about that


no worries , it is gone now , and i had the support of my kids and grandkids.


it sounds like you have a big family


i sure do. do you have a big family ?


i have four siblings and two loving parents


wow , four siblings. that sure is a lot. must have been busy growing up


hi there. how goes it ?


hey ! ! so i have a house warming party for my new apartment with my buddy tomorrow !


that is cool. i hope that you have a great time !


i am just hoping no one brings chicken ! that stuff makes me harf !


lol... i love chicken. i will be eating pizza with an artist i represent and my dog charlie.


cool ! so what do you do for a living ? i am a bartender through college.


i produce music for a handful of rap artists. as well as eat a lot of pizza !


just do not eat too much ! i am going to be a nurse. i would know.


to be honest , it is pretty much all i eat...


rebel ! you must have a crazy high metabolism.


i guess so. i have been 175 pounds for well over 10 years.


geez. i am 320. i hate my body. and i eat under 1800 cals a day.


what is the saying... big is beautiful ?


big is unhealthy. it is not fun.


aww. i am sure all will turn out well for you.


hopefully i will learn stuff in nursing school.


hello , currently residing in canada , on the run. how are you ?


i am okay. tired from cleaning all day.


do you eat shawarma while you clean ? that is my fav food.


no , but i do sing folk songs to make work go easier.


singing and cleaning. my grandpa and i served in the world war.


together ? that is interesting. do either of you play any instruments ?


ya it was a great experience. used to play wood blocks , you ?


i tickle the ivories , strum on the guitar , and sing. i want to be rich and famous.


i am good at the sing instrument. i failed out of high school though.


well , you made it through a world war , so you must have been smart enough.


i did ok. was really good at chucking grenades.


i like explosions. but they do not let me use grenades while i clean the school.


that seems odd. my local school allows most weapons and explosives.


maybe i should relocate. your place sounds like more fun.


ya a lot of brilliant people graduate from there. maybe that is why i did not.


just keep a song in your heart , and your head held high. we will get through.


hello , how are you today ?


hey ! just watching a game of football with my children. you ?


that is cool ! i am an alcoholic who is recovering


ah man congrats for trying to get back on the road !


yeah , i live in the city now so its hard


ah i live in florida man , i feel you. the city is full of temptations.


yeah it really is tempting ! i used to live on a farm though


do you have a job currently ? i am a programmer for a game company.


i want to but i am a male 45 year old who was an alcoholic


it must be hard making a living , i feel sorry for you pal.


it is ok ! i will hopefully get better


do you have any hobbies ?


yeah i like to count the freckles on my foot


haha you are a funny guy ! maybe you should be a stand up comedian !


thank you ! that would be really fun


anyways man i gotta go walk my dogs soon , it was nice chatting with you !


good morning. my name is sophie. i just turned four. what is your name ?


my name is john. i am in my early thirties


hi john. i like chocolate. do you ?


no. i do not have money to spend on chocolate. my wife takes it all


she should share ! i like to share my blocks and sing songs about letters.


she does not share. we are a getting a divorce. what is your favorite song


the abc song is my favorite. people have a hard time understanding , but i love to talk.


my job is selling cars. do you like cars ?


i do. but i want to be a dog when i grow up.


i do not like my job. i should try to be a dog too


you should ! ruff , ruff ! bye now !


bye have a good day at school


you try to have a good day at work.


i will try to sell lots of cars today


i will try to learn the alphabet !


always start with a and end with z


did you have to work today ?


no , not today , do you like sailing ?


not really , thinking of spending the day playing with my dog.


sounds fun , i will be studying art and eating fish and chips , are you working ?


talking about fish chips is making me hungry for fish tacos !


christopher columbus is my ancestor , so i am sailing to europe again this year


how cool ! i do not have to work either. are you seeing family today ?


i study art so i like to view it in europe. my family lives far away


i will see two of my four siblings today. what type of art ?


realism is the best , why does it take so long for you to respond ?


i am wordy ? and slow internet.


lol , i see , what kind of dog do you have


a mutt the best and most loyal dog ever !


dogs are my third favorite behind art and fish and chips. i have one


hello there ! i am around the age of 13 years old ! how about you ?


i am 22 , i live in the us now , you


same. i take the bus to school , which is annoying.


you could get a car when you turn 16


where i live , i cannot drive yet.


well , you will be old enough soon


meanwhile , i usually play soccer and i play on the soccer team for my school


that is nice to hear , when i was your age i was married


are you indian by any chance ?


no i am from somalia


oh , okay. that is nice to know ! do you have brothers and sister ?


no only my aunt in america


oh , well i have parents , and a brother that is a little older than me


that is nice do you go on vacations


not a lot , mainly because i have vacation homework.


education is important , make sure you get good grades


i crave cheeseburgers. what food do you crave ?


fish and chips are my weakness.


i watch crime dramas and war documentaries. what are your favorite tv shows ?


anything that is a documentary of christopher columbus , he is a relative.


have you told many people about this relation ?


of course. it is no secret in my family , especially among my european relatives.


i help out at the local soup kitchen. do you volunteer too ?


i used to cook paella for a kitchen in spain.


i never heard of paella. what is it ?


it is a fish and seafood stew.


i bet it is delicious. do you eat shrimp too ?


yes , i do. i painted a shrimp portrait for art school last year.


that is interesting. how did your class project do ?


very well. it sold for a lot of money for charity.


i like to have close friends. how sociable are you ?


not very , i travel a lot and go to school full time.


hello. do you live in united states ?


yes i do. where are you from ?


my nationality is from somalia


that is very interesting. what do you do for fun ?


i play games with my husband.


that is great. what games do you play ?


video games usually. you live in united states all your life ?


i have lived in the persian gulf but i am from west virginia. what about yourself ?


i came after my aunt helped me escaped somalia when i was young


i am glad you are safe. are you happy where you are now ?


yes i am. i learned to love my husband that i had to marry.


i wish you could have have a choice in marriage. are you sure you are happy ?


yes. anything is better than somalia. thank you for asking


i am glad you are living a better life. what kind of music do you listen too ?


hello how are you doing ?


great , how are you doing today ?


i am great. what do you like to do ?


watching horror movies is my favorite. how about you ?


i am more into comedies.


i see. what do you do for work


i work at a bar. how about you ?


i used to work in hr , but now i stay home with my son.


that sounds very nice. how old is your kid ?


he is in junior high. do you have any kids ?


i do not. i am still working on building my future.


what do you want to do ?


i am not sure. i am still doing my gen eds.


that sounds nice. do you have any family line of work that you can get in to ?


hello ! how are you today ?


very well , now that the wife and kiddos are in bed.


do you have a big family ?


we have three kiddos , so there is never any ice cream in the house.


you should start hiding it ! i come a large family and i sometimes do the same.


i tried hiding it in the peas , but my wife found it.


maybe you will need to sneak off to the ice cream shop alone sometimes.


its easily done on the way to clients houses , plumbers are always on the go.


there are not any ice cream shops near me , i live in a very small town.


we go on the way to the parks too , in the next town.


that sounds great ! do you live in a large city ? that is my dream.


i do not. i live in the country , with dogs , kids and chaos.


i live on a big horse farm , i was born and raised here.


that would be amazing. i love horses.


they are amazing animals. honestly , i prefer them over most people.


i prefer animals over most people too.


how are you ? my life is a mess that i hate.


i am okay , i miss people , but i am not allowed on the computers.


really i wonder why , but i may be bitter as i am divorced.


i am in juvie , they do not permit us on the computers.


oh ok , i need it for my salesman job.


my mom is visiting in the morning , it is the first time i have seen her.


oh wow , how old are you ? i am 40.


17 , i took my boyfriends auto theft charge , he has a record , i do not.


oh ok , i guess you type so slow because you never use computers ?


i do not type slow ,.


oh ok it must be my computer than.


must be. are you having bad weather tonight ?


no not at all , clear skies tonight.


i do not know then. i was a hacker before i was sentenced to juvie.


oh wow , i would rather do that than my job.


my dad taught me when i was young.


hi lets get to know each other


that sounds awfully familiar to me.


do you enjoy sports much ?


i football is the best. go alabama tide !


football is good. i prefer solo stuff. i am a gymnast


i have a brother and 3 sisters


are you guys close ? i am an only child


no we are not , i am more closer to my dogs honestly


too bad. but at least you have them , what breeds ?


ok i will be sure too


what kinds of dogs are they ?


i already told that to you


sorry i only see that you are close to them


ok then. well its been nice chatting with you


i guess you too. are you leaving now ?


thought this was over , guess not


blonde hair and blue hair describe me


hey , i am 8 and a big third grader that loves the playground.


on the weekdays i work at a bar to pay for college. nice


my friends and i sing the frozen songs but mickey is my hero. what college ?


my best friend and i got a luxury apartment


disney world is my favorite place to go with my family.


we are both becoming nurses


i have a long time before i get to live away from home.


chicken is something we do not like


a nurse sounds like a great job. i love everything chicken.


yeah most people do without blue letters to the left


i wish it was not raining out so me and my friends could go to the playground.


very cool sounds fun and cool


being 8 , my only worry is will the teacher catch the passing of the note.


nice very cool cool cool


i bet you have a lot to worry about.


hello ! how are you today ?


my favorite type of music is from the south


awesome ! i really like dancing to that kind of music , especially in the moonlight.


i am the head worker of a small store


very nice , what does your store sell ?


my store sells everything you could possibly need !


great , are there weights ? i am strong for my age , but would like to get stronger


there are weights for sure !


guess how old i am !


i am not sure ? how old are you ? ! ?


i am 100 ! i feel like at this point , i might live forever.


i have a very nice car ! it is a pathfinder by the company nissan !


nice , when did you get it ?


i got it this year ! i love it


hey there how is it going ?


hello. all is moving great. and you ?


i am good just putting hair dye in


alright. i work in it. if you do not mind , what work are you into ?


oh right how i am between jobs


the economic situation seem to be gradually picking up though


cool , i am addicted to the internet


since you are addicted to internet , do you watch a lot of american sports ?


i play a lot of role playing games


ok. do you like dogs ?


yeah dogs are pretty cool


do you think that the internet is pretty safe for children of late ?


it can be but it ca be a danger too


ok. speaking about work , i have been at the same company for about 15 years


that is actually pretty impressive


i kind of wonder why employees are not keen on loyalty these days


hi , how are y o u ?


hello. i am on a diet , so i am hungry ! !


drink lots of water , it helps big time


i do , as well as spending a lot of time in my tanning bed.


cool , my wife loves to tan


i have been told i am as high maintenance as britney spears , and we look alike.


well i am very low maintenance , i work as a plumber lol


my husband is a cop , i do not work. only spend his money.


must be nice. do you have kids ?


we do not. thankfully , i would not have this body if i did.


i have three and my wife is still hot


i work out three hours a day , i am trying to break into acting.


good luck with t h a t


thank you. we live in south florida , so it is stiff competition.


hi ! i am eating some raw spinach salad for lunch. you ?


sounds yummy , i am feeding horses , my lunch is later


cool ! my wife and kids love horses


i have three horses , how many children do you have ?


two kids. they love our new house. you have kids ?


not yet , just got married and pretty busy on the farm


nice. i have been studying farmers finances as part of my economics major


wow , complicated field that is changing everyday


definitely. i try to keep my brain sharp by eating a raw diet


me too , lucky to be on the farm , do you find your health improved ?


i do. i make sure to relax too by seeing the rolling stones once a year


great band ! i always have some rock playing while i work


do you work elsewhere besides the farm ?


not during harvest , my father needs full time help , you ?


i am a full time college student right now while my wife supports us


that is great , building a family takes time , good luck


how are you doing today


hi. i am good. how are you ? tell me about yourself.


i used to be in the military. i like to help animals.


oh wow. thanks for serving. i am what you call a trust fund baby.


do you help charities with your money


i find that most charities are farce. i like to give directly


that is a great way to look at things


i love to spend and give , but i love to spend wisely.


that is the best way to be.


so do you have any musical preferences ? favorite artist , etc


i like r and b. how about you ?


i am into pop. moreso old school. do not laugh but i love britney spears.


oh boy. that is some stuff.


i know she has this valley girl thing going on , but she can really sing


hi there , i am bob.


hi bob , i am mandi


i like that name , i am always on facebook.


me too now that i have been fired and got a new job.


god is not really real


to each their own , but i believe he is.


my children are gone now


i lost my mom at a young age


my wife took them all


sorry to hear that. i barely see my dad he is in the army


i am sorry , do you like to travel ?


i do , good thing too because i am now selling insurance to companies


maybe i could buy one and loose weight


sure ! i am trying to lose weight too


i am a nurse at a home


that is interesting it must be rewarding


hey , how are you ? i was just daydreaming about my favorite car.


i am good. just came back from mountain biking.


i rode a bike to work today , speaking of which want to buy a watch ?


not really. i would buy a cup of coffee though.


i should have been a barista... my dad makes fun of my career choice all the time.


do you sell watches ?


i do. but i spend all my paychecks on more watches. and shoes.


interesting job. do you drink ?


i subside entirely on royal crown cola.


that is funny. my favorite drink is a cup of coffee


if i collect enough empty cans i can sell them for a rolls royce.


that would be a lot of cans.


it is not like i have it any other way , i am paid entirely in broken watches.


i do not understand that. how are you paid in broken watches ?


hi there how are you ?


good i am studying to be a lawyer right now


wow that is awesome i am trying to relax having triplets in 90 days


wow ! are they girls or boys ?


all boys so please pray for me lol


i will ! are you from a big or small town ? small town for me


small as well everyone knows everyone here


generations of my family had horse farms. i was raised on one


i rode one when i was 5 but i do not remember i only have a pic


i ride them all the time


your but does not get sore ?


it does but you get used to it lol


lol i do not know i am barely getting used to this country


what country are you from ?


spain but i had already been here just not to live my school hired me ft


that is cool what do you do ?


hello how are you today ?


hi. okay. heartburn. 2 months until i am due. the twins are restless tonight.


that is funny , i do not get along with my wife


oh , no. sorry to hear that. hubby and i disagree once in a while about the kids.


we fight about our cat , spook


yeah. well , i wish you luck there. we bought a cute 2 story house.


nice , i do not think i have ever left ohio


you should travel if you get a chance. its expensive to travel with kids.


not if you like to hitch hike


i suppose , but that does not work with a pregnant woman and 3 kids


sounds like someone has been busy


yep. between work at the bank and the kids , i am exhausted every night.


yes you need to get more sleep


so true. enough about me. tell me more about you.


i should fly to england


sounds like a lot of fun.


hello , how are you doing ?


i just got off work


where do you work at ?


i am a tour guide at a museum. what do you do for a living ?


if you consider being a feminist a job , that is what i do.


interesting. do you have any hobbies ?


i love browsing the web. what about you ?


i like to garden. i grow roses.


roses are pretty. what kind of a diet do you follow ?


i do not follow any particular diet. do you ?


strictly organic. its best for our bodies.


yes , maybe i would not be partly deaf if i ate like that.


possibly. do you utilize solar panels ?


no , do you use solar panels ?


yes , on my roof. you should look into them


i will. i think i have a book about them in the library at my house.


hi there , tell me about yourself


hi my name is katie i was born in 1982. what about you ?


hi katie. i just got a job at a gas station and love gardening


that is awesome ! i love to garden too ! what kind of music do you like ?


i prefer rock. how about you ?


i like hip hop , new kids on the block is my favorite.


do you like clowns ? they horrify me !


no ! my favorite toy as a kid was lite brite because i was so scared !


my father keeps setting me up on blind dates. so frustrating !


that would be frustrating ! have you gone on any ?


just one and i was done ! i was adopted when i was young


your father must love you ! how did knowing you were adopted affect you ?


i was adopted by an older couple. they love me.


amazing ! do you have any hobbies ?


i like working with my hands. woodworking etc. you ?


what is the coolest thing you have ever made ? i like to go to concerts.


hi how are you ? also , what are some of your interests ?


i am well. i am a homebody that spends a lot of time at work.


i particularly enjoy browsing the web myself. i also love solar technology !


i have to try to save money. care sales always change. i hate it.


i try to save money by eating only organic food. really helps my health !


we eat out a lot. my wife hates cooking and i work so late sometimes


i love eating out ! i have a favorite organic cafe i eat at.


when you are forty years old. you do not really care what it is. just eat it


that is true. the older you get the less it matters.


yeah , been married for 20 years and can not manage to save a dime from work.


i try to save. it is hard sometimes though. i like shoes too much.


you and my wife both. she has a closet full.


would you consider yourself a feminist ? i am for sure.


i keep an open mind. everyone works for a living , some manage better than others.


i agree with that idea. do you like twitter ? it is my favorite !


i do all my car advertising on facebook. i have not really tried twitter


how are you doing this fine evening ?


i am well , retired and living my best life ! how about you ?


that is really great. i design video games


that sounds great. my grandkids would love that !


it is great. they should check out my game starcraft.


i will mention it to them. do you have any hobbies ?


i like to keep to myself. i am a recluse.


i understand. i sew my own clothes so i could probably be a recluse too.


i like to make things too. i am working on a robot


that sounds very complicated. i hope it turns out well.


i want to use it as a body double


like an avatar or something ?


yes ! that is going to be amazing


i think it will be great !


so what else do you do ?


well , i did have cancer , but it is gone now.


hi there , how are you today ?


i am great ! just got home from working with dogs all day !


oh you have dogs ? i have two chow chow.


i love dogs ! i have dogs and i get to train them at work , too !


i wish i could take my dogs out. i just had a surgery not long ago.


i hope you feel better soon. what do you like to do for fun ?


i like to go hiking. you ?


i love to dance. and bake i love sweets !


i like to travel as well. i am going to budapest on an acting assignment.


how fun ! what a great place to take pictures !


i eat sardines every morning to keep my weight down , no sweets.


woah ! salty ! i bake every weekend , so luckily i work out regularly !


i am studying for my ged so i bring my books on the trade mill.


that sounds like hard work !


not really , the two hours hot yoga daily is a hard work.


hot yoga is great. good thing to do after a weekend of brownies and cupcakes !


hi how are you doing ?


i am well an you ? like dogs.


yes i have 2 german shepards


names ? i have 3 dogs


i have a boy and a girl diesel and nala


awe how old are they ?


26 where did you go to school i attended university of mississippi


i went here in ohio like pizza ?


yes i do i usually order it every friday i am a real estate agent


what is your favorite holiday ?


earth day since that what i do environmentalist


my fav is christmas i love that day


for the presents ? or family


both i just love it , need your hair done ?


i need a trim is that what you do ?


yes i can do all that when you need me ?


hello how are you today ?


not much , just came back from iraq. you ?


wow , i am an olympic athlete and won a gold medal !


congrats ! i am in the canadian army , served for 5 years.


good for you ! i love garlic bread and italian food !


i worked at an italian restaurant after i left high school.


nice ! did you eat pizza all the time


yeah , i used to make it for my grandfather , he served in ww2.


wow ! a rich history of serving countries !


yeah my whole family is part of the military and we all enjoy cooking !


cool , i just really like to do gymnastics


that is cool ! are you going pro or you are doing it just as a workout ?


just as a workout ! i do for 4 hours a day


sorry i have to go right now ! my wife and kids are back home. see ya !


hey , jefferson here , i love documentaries


i love dogs her name is barnaby , a german shepherd


oh that is so cool. i have a dog with my husband in pennsylvania.


nice to meet you , i work in the usps


i order a lot of books online. i read one every week.


how big are the dogs ? are they grey color ? that is my color


i would not know , they are your dogs haha.


do you order from amazon ? my dad is a nascar racer


i do order from amazon , i am a pa right now.


are there scorpions in your area ? i hate them


i sure hope not , they are scary !


amazon is a great place to order books


oh yeah that is a fact.


i feel the same , they are so dangerous in my area


my uncle died from a scorpion.


do you like to go fishing ?


i go dancing on the weekends


me too. i love music.


the color orange does not suite me at all. what about you ?


i have short blonde hair so it actually works for me


that is awesome. i studied chemistry , yet work in a bookstore


i work at a grocery store but i want to be a fashion designer.


that is awesome ! ! i have a dog who competes and takes dog agility classes


wow that is impressive. i wish i had a dog


yeah we have lots of ribbons. i am not big on fashion


i live for ruffles and leggings !


yeah i do not always wear leggings unless i am going out in the cold


do you live somewhere cold ?


i do not. i am in new mexico how about you ?


i live in north carolina but i want to live in new york.


do you plan on moving to new york ?


maybe someday. maybe i will be a fitness trainer there.


hello , how are you tonight ? are you a buckeyes fan ?


hello , doing good thanks ! no i am a wildcats fan lol


hmm. lol. as long as you are not a fan of that team up north.


no i ma not. go figure i am cats fan and allergic to cats lol.


i do not like cats , i am afraid of their saliva getting on me.


agree. i live in a small town in kentucky.


i live in a small town in ohio.


so we are semi close neighbors.


seems like it. have you been to the rock hall ?


no. i enjoy crafts and this new game that i am trying to learn.


i am a gamer as well , i love fallout.


i live close to where daniel boone roamed.


i am just under lake erie.


i have been to small town there called mansfield.


you are right in my area. did you go to the prison ?


yes it was very nice to visit where the movie was made at.


hello , how are you doing today ?


wonderful i just moved to a new place !


oh that is neat. where did you move to ?


close to my school in philadelphia.


that is neat. are you male or female ?


female. with blue eyes and light blonde hair , yourself ?


female as well , light skin , blonde hair , and brown eyes. hah !


what is your favorite food. mine is strawberries


i will gladly take a nice slice of pizza any day.


lol. do you work ? i am part time at a bar.


i do work ! i waitress during the day , then i do side jobs during the evening.


i see ! so you have any hobbies ?


i like to ride my motorcycle when possible. i always have to have a helmet !


safety first ! my best friend is vegan. which works well. because chicken is gross


hi how are you doing


i am doing well. how are you ?


i am good i am a doctor and work long hours


i am sure that can be difficult. what type of doctor are you ?


labor and delivery its hard but rewarding


what do you do for fun when your not working ?


i live in cali so i go to disney a lot


that is a good way to reduce stress from work. my wife is doctor as well.


that is nice i also like to read


i read many tennis related books because i play tennis professionally.


wow how long have you done that


i have been professional for 20 years.


that is so great do you travel and compete


unfortunately i travel all the time. it can be tough on my family.


yeah that makes sense can they ever travel with you


sometimes my kids are able to but my wife mostly works at the hospital.


hello out there , just taking a break online after my dance class


nice , i am just enjoying some vanilla ice cream


i have to avoid it so i don t become fat


surely a little bit would not hurt !


i have to climb ladders at the bookstore where i work , so no fatties !


i used to have to diet as i was an athlete


me and my dog compete in competitions so have to be fit


i won a gold medal in the olympics back in the 90s


very impressive. you were a hero when i was studying chemistry !


you have a dog ? i have 2 cats


a snake. ohhh cnn just had trump on tv , he s so orange , my least favorite color


haha , very true , do you collect anything ?


only grudges ! how about you ?


i collect hats , i have over 1000 !


hello , how are you this morning ?


i survived cancer for 3 years ! ! i am cancer free ! !


how cool ! congratulations ! you should come watch me wrestle.


yeah sure ! i run marathons i am preparing one for this summer


i run as well as put a lot of time on the weights.


that is awesome i am also a clean eater


i am on a raw diet. have you tried it ?


no i have never tried raw diet before


you may like it. do you volunteer ? i do at a shelter.


no but i have a new job as a life coach


that is awesome too , you should stop by the shelter.


my parents are extremely athletic


what do they do ? are they pros ?


i started my new job yesterday i really like it so far.


they are heath coaches


hi ! do you like turtles ?


i am much more of a cat person actually


i have a turtle his name is speedy. kitties are nice too , tho !


that is an adorable name for a turtle. i have 2 cats


what are your kitties names ?


snow and winter , named after my favorite season


i like that ! i go to preschool.


oh you are so young !


how old are you ? i turned four on my birthday !


i am an old woman. i won a gold medal in 1992


wow ! ! you won gold ! are you rich ?


no. i spend all of my money on hats ! i own over a thousand


i like hats too ! but , my favorite thing to do is play with my dollies.


that is great. do you have a lot ?


hi. i am billy. i work as an electrician in texas


i very rarely speak to people billy , because i am so famous


really ? how ? i do a lot of work on my mom and dads farm.


i am working on a robot so i can have company that does not annoy me.


the only company i have is my pet cow.


i helped design starcraft. do you have time to play games without the cow


no usually. i live in the country. just drive my big truck and listen to country music.


i do twitch streaming for fun , so we do not have much in common do we ?


not much. i like pizza too !


i like pizza , one thing in common. i live inland because i am allergic to water


really ? i did not know that was possible ! how do you stay hydrated ?


very carefully , did you get flooded in texas ?


no. i live more north. near dallas.


good ! i have not seen a person in 5 years , have my stuff delivered


hi , i am planning my lesson for class tomorrow.


awesome me too ! what do you teach ? i teach piano.


i teach science. i love gardening and the outdoors. so science is the best.


i like the outdoors also , especially exploring new places that i have not seen before.


yes , that is me also. i go on trips with my church group every summer.


that is good ! i do not attend church but i help out at the homeless shelter.


how nice of you. our church group does many charitable services.


that is nice ! i wish i had time ! what do you do for fun ?


i love to research flowers and plan my flower beds. i also have several indoor plants.


awesome ! i practice my instruments , i play a few. i guess i took after my dad.


i have a sensitive plant. my class loves it. what is your favorite instrument ?


whats that ? violin , my dad was a professional. i guess that is why i love it.


it is a plant that closes when you touch it. i like a good violin.


oh ! sorta like a venus fly trap ? those are neat.


yes , sorta , but it does not eat bugs. look them up online. very cool.


i defiantly will ! its been nice talking to you tonight !


i stroll up and down the street.


that is cool i do a lot of walking as a kindergarten teacher


i enjoy the great outdoors and being in the water.


do you do a lot of hiking ?


yes and boating. love being outdoors and reading.


oh what is your favorite book ? mine is the hunger games.


i read do self help guides and journals.


those can be very good for improving oneself.


yes and learning new abilities you have for yourself. you realize you have unknown abilities.


i know what you mean , i am improving singing.


that is wonderful finding your internal self through singing , i do that while floating on my kayak.


recently i have been singing alot of taylor swift.


i love her songs , my mom taught me to always be all i could be.


yeah , i feel like she has grown quite a bit as musician.


hi there ! how are you today ?


hey ! i am fine , thanks. just got back from work. how are you ?


pretty good. i just got back from the gym. i go there all the time.


i should go. i work at burger king , and the food is making me gain weight.


i like the treadmill and rowing machine the best. they might work for you.


cool , thanks ! my parents have a treadmill i can use , but i really want to move out.


do you only live with your parents ? i have two dogs myself.


oh nice ! and yes , i do. they are always on my back , though.


well , that is not cool. they need to give you some room.


i agree. i do not even drink , or do drugs , or anything.


what do you look like ? i have short black hair and blue eyes.


i am a pretty average looking 19 year old.


ah , i am a bit older than you. you sound like an interesting person though.


you , too ! i should probably get going , but it was great to talk to you !


great to talk to you too !


oh , actually , i have a little time.


hello. i love to read and my favorite books are the hunger games series. what about you ?


hi ! i am an olympic gymnast , i do not read much.


that is exciting and must allow you to travel alot. ever been to spain ?


yes , i have. i picked up a lovely yellow blouse there.


i hope to go back when i retire in a few years. how long before you retire ?


i have another two years before i can retire from gymnastics.


what are your plans after retirement ?


i would like to go to culinary school , i am still young.


i love to cook for my grandkids. i plan to travel more.


i mainly cook italian , and garlic bread.


i would love to travel to italy. i love baking cookies.


i would love to be a pastry chef , i make earl grey shortbread a lot.


i have never had earl grey shortbread only the tea.


i put it in the shortbread.


hey how are you today ?


hi i am doing great how are you today


eh , bumming i have to work today. it s a whopper day.


where do you work ? i do not work anymore i just stream on twitch


the burger king. i work for money and to get away from my nagging parents


that sounds like a good job. i used to design a videogame


i wish i could program stuff. my mind doesn t work that way


are you still in school ? i was an engineering major


i didn t want to go to college until i figured out what i want to do.


that is very smart to do. after i finished school i started avoiding people


i m 19 and all my friends went away to school. i m still at home avoiding parents !


you will figure out what you want to do soon enough.


you sound nice. it s not like i m an alcoholic or drug addict , just do have a passion


i am building a robot clone of myself so i do not have to go anywhere


that s impossible ! no way you can do that !


yeah i am very talented when it comes to technology i am even famous


hello ! my name is johny i am four years of age. how are you ?


hi ! pleased to meet you. i am great , just baking cookies at home. my favorite hobby !


oh my favorite hobby is to look at blocks of stone and sing about the alphabet !


that is so unique ! knitting is another deep passion of mine.


mom said i can be anything so i will become a dog when i am older. you ?


i hope to open a business. like the countrywide bake sale i am now at !


my favorite food is chocolate candy , do you bake any chocolate pastry ?


no , i avoid chocolate in case my dog gets into my treats


dogs ! i love dogs so much ! what is your dogs name ?


i named my dog ralph. do you have any pets ?


i have a cat named mittens !


that is so precious. how long have you had your cat ?


i have had it for one year , my mom gave it to me as a present !


what a great gift ! i once gave my sister a goldfish.


hello , how are you tonight ? do you have pink and blue hair ?


hi , i am doing pretty good these evening


what do you like to do in your spare time ? i bird watch.


i actually have purple hair and i love it and enjoy watching war documentaries


those are fun. i have a cat , do you ?


i have a bird and she loves cheeseburgers like me , my favorite


is that healthy for birds ?


probably not but a bite here and there i think is okay


do you like the holidays ? i do not.


i do love the holidays i volunteer a soup kitchen during the holiday season


i get depressed. how old are you ? i am very old.


oh man sorry about that , i am 33 and love giving back i grew up poor


i did too , back during the great depression.


oh wow , i can imagine it was a very hard time


it was , but it made us strong.


yes it really did , that is why i enjoy y volunteer work


do you have any kids ? i have one in middle school.


i do not. my husband and i have chosen to not have any.


probably a smart decision , too many people on the planet.


i am a surgeon , he is a detective.


i love horror movies. i bet your marriage is like one.


no , it is not. we have a great life.


i used to work in human services , i heard it all the time.


human services is evil , they make up asinine rules.


so is the government but i do not see them being approached.


that is your opinion , and one you are entitled too


i believe you were looking to use to instead of too.


it does not matter , as you know what i was saying. lighten up.


my dad worked at home depot. i do not know how.


that has nothing to do with you.


it built character. and my shed.


how was that possible since it was your dad who worked there , not you.


hello , how are you today ?


hey there ! i am noah. doing great , how are you ?


not much just taking care of my two cats , i love them so much !


that is awesome , i love cats. mine like to watch nascar with me


i have a weakness for cats and vanilla ice cream.


pretty cool , i love mexican food , can not get enough ! what do you do for fun ?


i collect hats ! i have a collection of 1000 hats !


holy cow. a lot of hats ! i just have one. my construction worker hat.


have you ever watched the olympics ? i won a gold medal in 1992 !


wow , really ? i am not much into sports , except ufc but that is quite an accomplishment !


thank you so much ! do you have any other hobbies ?


well , speaking of the nineties , i toured around following aerosmith. love those guys.


that sounds great , music is a nice way to relax !


best way since i started working at 16. what kind of tunes do you like ?


i mostly listen to electronic music , it helps me work and focus ! you ?


classic rock never goes out of style , man.


hi there , my name is ali.


good evening ali. tanya here.


hey tanya. i went to school with a girl named tanya back when i was at yale.


cool. i have been so bored , so of course i eat !


oh i understand that. i grew up with some of the best food back in manhattan.


yum. good thing i enjoy using the rowing machine and treadmill.


so did i ! my parents had all kinds of equipment thanks to their banking job.


that is great. any pets ? i have a german shepherd and a schnauzer.


unfortunately no. the dorms at business school does not allow them.


do you long hair or short ? i just tried a short haircut.


long hair all the way. although short hair may look more professional.


i have to get used to this. so any hobbies ?


i love being in the stock market. i guess that is why i am going to finance.


that is your major ? that will be great to know about money.


well i already have one degree , but i am going back to business school for another.


go education ! ! well , take care and good luck with your classes.


good afternoon , how are you today ?


i am great. i am watching one tree hill. that is my favorite show


very cool. i am watching a video of my favorite band , simple plan.


is it the video where they are wearing purple ? best color ever


i was watching the other one actually.


the one at the hospital ? i am a nurse at a pediatric one


i work at the animal shelter downtown.


i do not believe in sheltering animals. i am a catholic


sadly they need a home. we work hard to find them one.


you could make them into a pizza. i love to eat pizza so i would buy


i doubt that would go over well.


why not ? it sounds like a good plan


normally i am a crabby person but i have a soft spot for animals.


i only like to eat animals. they look funny


hello ! how are you tonight ?


hey there , i am doing pretty well , you ?


i am doing great ! i just got a new job. not glorious , but it pays the bills.


i just started my new job two days ago , so same here. nothing i am proud of


still , that is great ! what do you do ?


i just started at what a burger , not sure my position yet , only worked two days


i have never worked in fast food , but i do love burgers !


fast food , is miserable will not lie. my father wanted me to take over his construction company


my parents never owned much , but there was never a shortage of love.


my father could not show love , so i grew up with a lot of materialistic items


my natural parents could not show love either. i am adopted , you see.


well , maybe it was more than just lack of love


i am sorry to hear that you grew up like that.


it happens , do you have any hobbies ?


yeah , i love getting outside in my garden. what about you ?


i take as much time off as i can to go mountain biking


hi i am george. i love papayas !


hi i am john and love to the mountains


do you like models ? i married one. from italy


yes i like models and i am not married


do you want to be , i have no close family


sure how can that happen ?


meet a woman , , go on dates have fun


i have one dog and a nice career


that is nice to hear. i farm honey bees


in the spring time i go hiking all the time


that sounds like fun , i love the outdoors and everything in them


do you have any pets ?


yes i do i have a dog and 2 cats at the moment


i have one dog myself , she can be a bit of pain


mine are so spoiled and i only have myself to blame


rock climbing can be scary at times but its very exciting to see the top


hello ! how is your day going ?


hey ! after the meal i just had , my day is going great , thanks !


i just got finished feeding my fish.


ooooh , what kind of fish do you have ?


i have a piranha. i was just feeding him pieces of my ex boyfriend.


lol ! you are funny ! i fed myself pieces of hamburger and fries !


hamburgers are the best ! i had one yesterday for my 18th.


hope it was especially yummy for you ! and happy belated birthday !


thank you ! do you like nature walks ?


i like walking , period ! but yes , especially nature walks. how about you ?


i enjoy hiking and watching the sun. the best is when the sun is orange.


the sun is magical and divine like that. my boyfriend is a sun gazer.


my boyfriend used to gaze at other


he used to gaze at other what ?


other things. that is why i broke up with him a couple months ago.


oh dear , i am sorry. totally his loss.


hello there ! how are you doing today ?


just jamming out to some new kids on the block ! !


oh my ! i am just enjoying a new coloring book after a hectic evening.


how sweet ! ! i need to get my dance gear ready for my class tomorrow night !


my husband found out he was adopted earlier... would not necessarily call it sweet.


now that is heavy stuff ! being born in the early eighties myself , i suppose anything is possible.


it definitely came as a shock. so , you are a dancer ?


big time ! i love hip hop ! and you ?


we listen to a lot of underground rap. not too popular in our rural farm community.


ha ! i love that randomness ! so , i was cleaning out closets and found my lite brite !


lol. i had one of those when i was a kiddo... along with my easy bake oven p


yes ! so throwback ! what is your go to late night snack ?


hmm... nachos or chili cheese fries. you ?


whoa ! again , intense ! i am a cereal kind of girl.


i have a super high metabolism so i usually eat whatever i want. favorite cereal ?


raisin bran ! i am way hard core. i have crap metabolism.


hello , i love fashion and hope to be a doctor one day. you ?


hello , i am an accountant from ohio. i have two boys and i am single.


student , male , divorced , ex named doug. i own a beetle.


oh a beetle how cool. i have a boring honda civic. what are your hobbies ?


wow ! i make book covers in my free time. i am published also.


how amazing ! i love to go hiking. what books have you written ?


angel investor and if i can help someone are my recent books. hiking huh ?


very cool ! yes , i love to hike you get some beautiful views !


you are right ! if you take pictures you can sell them online. i love clothes.


i never thought of that. i love clothes as well.


i will attend au next year. i continue to write while studying medicine.


good luck , being a doctor is hard. maybe you will write medical books.


not a chance ! i love making up stories. medicine is too real sometimes.


ah , fiction books. as long as you are doing what you love you can not go wrong.


good evening , i heard you like horses can you tell me what kind


how are you doing today ?


i am doing excellent. i would love to know more about your horses. i love horses


i have one named charlie its just a pony


oh that is a good name for a pony. what do they eat ?


his and mine s favorite little snack is pizza


really ! i did not know that pony eats pizza. that is really a fun fact


he loves it do you have any pets ?


i have a horse also named coco


that is actually my nickname for my honda civic that is brown


oh yeah ! that is awesome. what do you like to do for fun ?


i like music and what about you ?


i love music ? it is very relaxing. what kind of music do you listen to ?


i work with a few different artists


oh yeah but what kind of music do you like to listen to ?


mainly country and you ?


hi trying to find some die hard ed sheeran fans.


sorry , i do not like music , i like reading mystery books.


so do i , but i like the older mysteries like agatha christie.


growing up on a farm , you learn to read a lot more.


i can imagine , in fact i hope to teach english after school.


nice , my job is being a truck driver , i have seven kids to feed.


wow , you need a hobby to get away , like jujitsu or running.


i like running , but i have no time.


well i sure can understand that. running does relieve stress though.


it does , i like to wear my favorite color blue when i do run.


when you have the time where do you run ?


there is a local trail near my house in the mountains that i like.


sounds like heaven , i sure would love that !


yes , the peach and the quiet , it is heaven.


better than this jujitsu i am trying to learn ugh !


i bet it is hard , like karate.


hi there , did you know i am super high maintenance ?


well considering i do not know you ? no , but i am too


well yeah , i love to go around spending money everywhere


i spend the most money , on hair care products honestly , my favorite


i don not really spend it on hair , i spend it on tanning beds


i really want to try that once , i heard its bad for you


yeah i listen to brittney spears while tanning.


go figure. what do you do for fun


spend cash , go shopping , drink smoothies


ha , wow , sounds pretty irresponsible.


no it is totally cool , haters going to hate


not really , i am all for it. after you do what your supposed to


yeah you bet , what do you like to do for fun ?


i play a lot of video games , especially the xbox


wow , you must be super popular like my boyfriend


video games do not make any one popular , more the opposite


hello what are you up to this evening ?


i love horses we done this for generations


my family is more into string instruments than farming.


i am fine , being a lawyer is my dream.


good luck ! i see some cool law firms while exploring my city


i see , i grew up in ta horse farm in a small town ,


awesome. i grew up listening to my father play the violin in the symphony


that is why i want to move to the city it is my dream


i love the city. i help out at the homeless shelter on the weekends


you are lucky , they only love horses


i hope you make it to the city someday. it is great to explore


that is so sweet of you , i bring my horses to the children hospital once


haha was it able to fit in the elevator ?


yes , the city has many great places and people


wait so you fit a horse in an elevator ? i need to hear more about this


yes , it did , we brought in a mini pony the kids loves it.


hello , i finally got a chance to use the internet ! tell me about yourself.


hey , good for you ! me ? well , i love my cats. all five of them , lol.


i want to see my cat ! at least my moms is visiting soon. have you been arrested ?


arrested ? ! ? you think so... lol. no , they have not caught me yet.


i am in here for shoplifting , with a month to go. what have you got away with ?


my dad taught me a lot. even how to stay out of jail , fortunately ! lol..


i wish i knew my dad. do you have any tips for staying out of trouble ?


sure. do not do drugs. do not be stupid. get married and obey your wife. simple.


sounds kind of boring ! what do you do for fun ?


lol. i play with my cats. what could be funner ? ! ?


i was caught stealing a new toy for my cat , so that does not help. p


haha. you do not need to steal a toy. cats can play with string , right ?


mine is spoiled , only wants the best ! do you have kids ?


no kids. i work construction and cant afford them. plus no girls love me.


no i feel like i am older then you ! want any tips on getting girls ?


yes please ! working construction , i whistle at lots of girls , but no luck.


good morning to you how are you today


i am well , glad to type to you. how are you ?


i am great i am in school and i am the queen of homecoming


that is good. i am a spiritual person , are you ?


yes i am i also make great grades


that is nice , i spend most days in reflection here.


that is so good. i am true good things will come your way


i believe so , the buddha has taught me well.


well say some extra prayers for me


i do not speak , i took a vow of silence.


oh that would be very hard for me


it has been three months now. i love it.


you are a strong person to do that


thank you. i am on a quest to be spiritually strong.


it sounds like you are headed in the right direction


i sit in lotus position and chant for hours. are you spiritual ?


hello ! how are you doing today ?


i just reached the age of majority , i can vote !


that is awesome ! what kind of music do you like ?


every kind. what about you ?


i like classical and gospel. i sing at church.


my favorite gospel singer is elvis presley. he looks like my pet fish


that is funny ! my sister is an entertainer. she dances on poles.


that must hurt. how old are you ?


i am 25. i live on a farm and drive a red tractor.


a red tractor ? i love red tractors


yes. it is my favorite color. how old are you ?


i just turned 18. we should get married and drive a red tractor


that is sweet ! i am already married , though.


so am i. but we could go hiking and look at the sunset


i love hiking ! and sunsets. i see amazing sunsets from my tractor.


lol i wish your tractor was orange. then it would match my wig


how are you ? i am tired of my parents bothering me , hoping to move out soon.


i completely get it. my mom is way too traditional for me !


i never drink or use drugs. i am 19 and just want to see my friends.


i understand. when do you think you might be able to move ?


not sure. i have a part time job at burger king. do you work ?


i do. i coach swimming at the pool near my house.


awesome. my parents are just always on me about something. are you moving soon ?


i am still in school. i cannot move until i finish my degree


that must be tough. what do you study ?


i want to be a computer programmer. are you in school ?


yes , i am studying education and working part time.


that sounds interesting. do you like it ?


yes , i love it. how are your courses ?


they are great. i really like the challenge. what do you want to teach ?


i hope to teach elementary school. how much longer until you graduate ?


three more years. i feel like i wil never get out. how about you ?


same for me ! looking forward to being done and out of my parents house !


things are so strict. my family is from india , so they just do not get it.


hi i dye my hair 4 times a year


do you live in the sky ? i do. in the clouds.


no i do not , i have a dream , it is to work from home


i make time stop. i have a superpower. i am a super hero.


that is really cool that you can do that


i love living in the clouds the best. do you have powers ?


no i do not , i faint when i see blood


i do not like blood. i vomit.


i went to school to be a vet , but i did not like it


i want to be a teacher when i grow up


what is your name ? are you a male or female ?


i am a girl. i do not give out my name.


i think a teacher is to tough


i like science and art.


hello ! how are you doing today ?


i am good ! i just finished a book ! i read 1 every week


ah that is great. nothing like a good book !


yeah ! and i really enjoy a good documentary


i do not have so much time anymore , just moved in a new house.


congrats ! i just started my new pa job 3 months ago !


oh i do not have a job yet , just finished my economy major.


that is good though ! i am about to have my first child ! i am pregnant


oh congrats ! i am married as well and got two kids !


nice ! i just have my husband and we live in pa


sorry i gotta go so soon , i am on a strict raw diet and have to eat !


interesting ! good luck with that !


it was nice talking to you , good luck with your pa job !


thank you very much you too !


hello how are you today ?


exhausted ! i was out clubbing all weekend. my legs are tired from grinding.


really i have not done that in years , i am just a lonely


are you ok ? i know chemistry. i could make you an aspirin !


i am ok my husband is a doctor so i can get any medicine i want


wow , good for him. i just work in a bookstore...


oh wow that cool , you get free knowlege


i majored in chemistry so i already have enough knowledge for a lifetime.


really that is awesome do you have a girlfriend ?


no. all of the girls here wear orange. i hate orange.


do you want one ? i could leave my husband for you


wow that is saucy. just one rule wear anything you want but orange things.


that is my favorite color though , can you handle my three story mortgage


i am already deep in student loans , so i do not care !


whats your average salary i need to know since my family grows


about 15k. i spend most of that on weekend clubs and raves though.


hello friend , have you ever seen dog agility ? it is my favorite sport !


i have not it sounds interesting


i compete at it , when i am not dancing


cool ! my only pet is a cow


are you a dairy farmer or something like that ?


yes my parents are , i work for them


cool. i do not care for fashion , but i do wear western clothes when i line dance


i live line dancing to country music , that is all i listen too


me too. i discovered my love for it while getting my degree in chemistry.


cool ! i am always playing country in my big truck !


it was the only station i could get in my laboratory , and now i am hooked


lol chemistry seems like an interesting career.


i would not know , i work at a book store now.


cool , do you like to read ?


love it. james joyce is my favorite author.


awesome , i hardly ever read.


hi how are you doing ? i am okay how about you ?


i am doing good. just sipping tea. what do you do for work ?


i used to do home health aide but now i am disabled.


i am sorry to hear that. what happened


i graduated and got my license worked a while and became i will.


so what do you do now for fun ? i like to read.


i have dogs and i walk them. and a cat.


what kind of dogs do you have ?


i enjoy reading read about michael jackson and psychology today.


i love reading. i have a big library at my house.


that is very nice i love to read to and read about journals.


i have a tough time hearing so reading is my happy place.


cool that is okay. my mom was very tough on me.


i work as a hearing impaired museum tour guide.


hiya , i do not see many people as i live on a farm owned by my parents


yeah i live at a farm in colorado as well so i do not see many people.


wow coincidence ! i actually have a trade electrician you ?


i work as a mechanical engineer , mostly on farm equipment and trucks.


lots in common ! what music do you like ? county is my fave


i do not listen to much music , i spend my free time rock climbing.


more active than me i drive everywhere in my big truck. do you drive ?


yeah i drive sometimes to my parents to see my dog called trooper.


aww , i do not have pets except the animals on the farm my parents have


he is a black labrador retriever , saved my life when i was a kid. what animals ?


amazing what is his name ? sheep mostly


his name is trevor , anyway i gotta go soon , it was nice chatting with you !


unusual name , but glad he saved you so we could chat !


see you later partner , good luck with your farm !


and you , both out in the country


okay , time to part ways now , see ya !


good day how are you today ?


doing just fine. just pulled some cookies out of the oven. smells heavenly.


sounds good , i just returned from a hike so cookies would be great right now


oh man. i bet my dogs would love going hiking. just not my thing though.


small world , i have a black lab and his name is trooper , what is your dogs name ?


i have a german shepherd named king and an english bulldog named major.


awesome , what do you do for a living ?


i actually a professional baker. what about you ?


that is why you made cookies ! my trade is mechanical engineer and i am in colorado


i like being a baker. but i much prefer the county bake sale. love the competition.


i bet you will do great , i will stick to rock climbing


i have always wanted to visit colorado. is it as beautiful as it is on tv ?


i think so , the mountains are covered in snow , where are you located ?


i live in central virginia. lived here all my life. it is beautiful. but normal for me.


is there a hobby you have besides baking ?


my wife , my dogs and my baking are the loves of my life.


hey , i enjoy mowing lawns in the summer


hello. how are you ? my pet turtle and i are sitting here.


my turtle and myself love to grill outside


mommy says to pick up toys. i do not like to. i want to play dolls !


yeah , i have been retired for a long time ! years !


i want to go next door and play with my best friend , not work !


yeah i wanna gamble , i go gambling when time permits


shame on you ! mommy says you should not gamble !


she gambled on you , and did she get a bad kid ?


no she did not ! i am telling my mommy on you !


tell her to get you to bed !


but i want to play dollies with my best friend !


well i am not gonna play dollies with you !


well i do not wanna play with you either !


good ! i hope you win the baby lottery !


i am sorry ! do not be mad at me !


organic food are good for health


i prefer italian. especially garlic bread.


in the fastest world all human are like shortcut to do work


that is interesting. what kind of sports do you play ? i like gymnastics.


its totally wrong its ending will be worst then ever


most likely. yes , what is your favorite color ?


i like boxing its all time favorite game to me


i won a gold metal in the olympics as a gymnast.


my favorite color is sky blue like ocean and sky


i really like the color yellow because it reminds me of flowers.


wow you are great dude


how often do you go to the gym ? i go four hours a day.


simple four times a week


that is cool. do you compete in any sporting events ?


no i like play video games only


i do not like to play video games. going outside is awesome.


hello , how are you tonight ?


ok. since alabama , my home team , won saturday night.


i am an ohio state fan. do you skate ?


no. too busy with all of my 19 dogs and 3 sisters.


oh wow. that is a lot of dogs.


yes love them almost as my tacos. no i love my dogs more.


my fiance makes a killer fish taco with cilantro lime slaw.


wow. my sisters and i love chicken tacos.


those are good too , i live in cali. along the ocean.


i live in middle of alabama. do not get to ocean much.


i could not stand to live inland , the ocean runs through my veins.


yes. i want to go more but no one to stay with 19 dogs.


maybe someone will come and dog sit for you.


maybe each sister could take six dogs each and foxy go with me.


there you go. where there is a will , there is a way.


that is right. and take my tacos.


hello how are you today


i am hood. thanks for asking.


what do you like to do in your spare time


i am going to college so not a lot of spare time. you ?


i gamble my life away


what do you do for a living ?


i retired so i do nothing


awesome ! i work at a bar at night to help while in school.


i like to bbq alot


i love bbq except chicken. i do not like chicken.


i fly south in the winter


do you live with anyone ?


i am a loner so no


i just got an apartment with my best friend.


is your friend a guy


no. it is not a guy.


hello , how are you ? i have had strange powers since a recent surgery.


wow , tell me about these powers please


one is that i can become a boy or a girl. i am currently a boy.


oh you can switch on whim ? wow. do you like sweets ?


yes because i had my stomach transplanted.


i did not know that was a side effect , well i am a donut fan


that is cool i can move donuts with my mind. my heart is outside of me.


that sounds exciting and scary , you can see your own heart ?


yep. lately i have been able to visit china and mexico at the same time.


how do you do that ?


strange powers i tell you. do you have any powers ?


i have a total of zero powers


that is not a lot of powers. would you consider surfing with me ?


i would dry that , do you want to play an video games ?


yes , lets play an unlimited amount of video games.


i already play a ton of call of duty


how are you tonight , i just got back from hiking.


i am great ! that is cool , i just got home from hunting.


so we both like outdoors , i am in ohio.


i do like the outdoors... as well as restoring classic cars. i am in missouri.


when i am not in my office doing accounting , i am with my 2 boys.


that is good. i work as a handyman for a company that rents properties.


i wish i was handy , being a single mom and all.


i am a single parent as well. just me and my baby girl.


i would love a baby girl , it must be fun to go shopping ?


it is fun to go shopping for her


do you buy a lot of girl things , or more neutral ?


she happens to like pink a lot...


i like lavender , but the boys not so much.


lol. i have bought neutral colored items for her but she likes girly clothes.


hey there like to workout ?


not really. i enjoy video games and reading mostly. do you workout ?


yes i do all the time


are you a bodybuilder ? what do you do for a living ?


no no body builder but i am a vegan


that is interesting. i am also a vegan and a vet. i love animals.


really wow , any siblings ? all i have is my dad an bro


a sister in california , where we grew up. i am in florida now. you ?


i like to listen to trap queen an gucci do you ?


yes ! i rap on the weekends myself too. my friends like country , boo.


really ? going to watch gucci get married tomorrow ? 10 17


i did not even know gucci was getting married. who to ?


keisha they are so cute together


do they have any kids together ?


no not yet i can not wait till they do


i bet they will be so cute. and their names will be off the hook.


hi there how are you doing ?


hi. i am not doing well. my family does not support my choice of career.


really why is that ? mine does not get me for being a vegetarian


i want to work for a watch dealer and i like to shop for watches and shoes.


well if that is what makes you happy go for it


i really enjoy shopping and my dream is to one day own a rolls royce ghost.


wow i enjoy running over driving


running is also quite lovely. breathing in the lovely outside air.


yes it is is it clears my head when i need to as well


yes , and it also helps with depression i have found.


yes i wish i knew that before when i was a teenager


me too , it is good to know. spread the word to others. better than any medication.


yes it is i never thought about it but i just might thanks for the idea


no problem. always here to help a friend.


so what else do you like to do on your spare time ?


oh , i like to spend time with my cat , nelly.


hi there , do you love taylor swift ?


you know it. i wish it was still summer.


not me , i am ready for the cuddle weather.


cool ! i love to go rock climbing my fav summer activity.


i do not like your summer at all


i like spring too for hiking. you like winter best ?


i just love the cold , i am only twenty four


so where do you live ? me colorado your kind of weather


cali , it gets hot over here


job for me is mechanical engineer. what about you ?


i dance on the weekends for money


pets ? i have a dog named trooper. he is a black lab.


does he like tacos ? i really like tacos


he likes everything. lol what do you do during the week ?


i need to catch up on sleep


i can relate to that i am always tired.


hi , i am kera and i am a social butterfly


hi. i am more the mousy type. numbers are my world at my day job. you ?


i work for a tech firm , i am a tom girl


i am just an ohio mom with two amazing sons. not married though.


cool. i have no kids just my pet turtle timothy


great pet name. i do not have any pets unless you count my car , sally.


lol... so are you enjoy fall ? i love it


yep. the leaves change here and it is beautiful. i like to hike in fall.


i am ready to wear my jeans and boots


it is a great time of year for sure. do you have any hobbies ?


ultimate frisbee and making new friends. you ?


too busy with the boys for much besides hiking.


that means you are a good mom. spending all your time with them


being a single parent is not easy. thanks for the encouragement.


hi. how are you ? sittin on the beach myself.


hello , i am ok just hanging out here. do you have pets ?


no , no pets. but i loves horses , they are my favorite.


i work as a carpenter , stay at home mostly. kinda a loner


i like to build things. my pops sell cars but that is not for me.


i can not see my self as a salesman not good at socializing


i feel ya on that. i have social anxiety. hate going out.


i use to drink a lot and since i quit so did my friends


that is a good thing to quit. that is a biased opinion though.


i would agree that is it good. my friends were not true friends


nope. not if they bailed like that. that is garbage.


well that is human nature min. you are no fun people run.


i do not drink and we have a blast. we smoke though. a lot.


lol that can be just has fun or bad just depends if you are responsible


we are all responsible. but we still smoke a lot. makes the days easier.


i can see that , i did some back in my younger days


greetings from the big apple , kim here , how are you ?


i am fine , how much are your apples ?


not for sale ! they are looking good in central park though


i actually thought you were selling chocolate covered apples


sorry , i live there on central park west , costs as much to park as to live , you ?


well , i do not have a car. i just use a bike instead lol


i have a beemer , what kind of bike ?


a roadmaster , how well does yours work ?


great , when i can get it out in traffic , are you in school ?


i go to school from home , on a computer. i use it for exercise


i see , live remote with parents ? my dad is bank president , so we live in town


that is pretty cool , i kind of enjoy being alone


i start business school next year to be a banker like parents. i like crowds


you can be you and i can be me. i am practicing my 3rd language


i like money too and i want to live in a penthouse when i leave home


penthouses are really nice , i believe you will get there with determination


i will , thank you for chatting with me


you are very welcome , keep dreaming big and have a nice day


hello , what are you doing ?


i am doing good. how are you ?


i am good. i am eating leftovers.


cool , i am eating donuts. what do you do ?


i am retired. how about you ?


i am of video game tester for call of duty. what did you do ?


i am yoga instructor. what is call of duty ?


it is a war based video game.


that sounds like a lot of fun.


it is , almost as fun live action roleplay on the weekends.


i like watching war movies.


i do not but i did enjoy hacksaw ridge. are you married ?


yes i am married to my wife of 32 years.


that is amazing. i can not wait to meet the woman i could spend forever with.


it is a great thing. i met her at school.


what school did you go too ?


hello there , how are you ?


i am well and you ? in honor of aim i will ask a s l


45 m chicago in town. just trying to stay away from the bars


i am 37 f tampa. i like my walks on the beach and cheeseburgers in paradise.


funny thing is i came from farm life


i was named after a horse. my boyfriend likes to may nay sounds at me.


sounds like the crazy medicine i take


just do not mix with alcohol or can get crazy around here.


i used to be an alcoholic so no can do


i tend to stick to my water only. soda is worse !


that is what everyone should strive for


as long as i have my french fries !


well everyone can cheat once in a while


of course. now all of this has made me hungry.


you can go for some grub


chicago has some great places to eat too.


good morning. i just got to work.


me too i am an engineer , what do you do ?


i work with my parents at a bank with my finance degree.


oh nice , do you live in the rocky state , colorado , as well ?


washington here ! but planning to go back to business school in a few months.


washington is nice , i love hiking there in the spring.


i hike as well. i pack the bmw and drive out to rainier often.


that is nice , i need a new car , how is the bmw ?


it handles very well , and is very comfortable. you would like it.


does it have heated seats , that is my favorite , we could go rock climbing sometime.


it does have heated seats. really nice in the winter. let us do it !


i am down , when can you come visit ?


shall we plan for next weekend ? it is only like a 15 hour drive.


that would be fun , friday or saturday ?


i will be there saturday morning. we can go out the whole day.


i will bring the ropes and pulleys , you bring the snacks


hey there how are you ?


i am good , how are you ? do you know of any good jobs around here ?


i am good. well depends on where you live


i am in north carolina. where are you from ?


i am from new york. do i get brownie points for that ? haha


maybe ! do they have restaurant jobs up there ? i might relocate.


yes they do ! there are alot of job openings here.


my older sister tried to get me a job but there was not much here.


i want to become a physical therapist too here.


how did you get interested in doing that ?


from my father. he is a top batch therapist.


do you like to play basketball ?


no because i used to study a lot. i had straight as


nerd ! haha , just kidding. who is your favorite music artist ?


hello. how are you today ?


hello ! i am doing great thanks ! just finished some studying.


i have been at the gym. what are you studying ?


i am studying art in college ,


are you a sculptor ? or a painter ?


i am actually a painter , but i am hoping to be an art teacher.


teaching is a great profession , i think. do you have any hobbies ?


i enjoy cooking , especially paella , and i like to travel.


i love to eat. i eat too much when i am bored , though. where have you been ?


mostly to europe. i go twice per year. christopher columbus is actually a distant relative.


wow. that is pretty impressive. how did you find that out ?


through one of those ancestry websites and stories passed down by my grandfather.


that is so cool. i do not think i am related to anyone like that.


sometimes we forget famous people are the same as you and i. do you have any hobbies ?


treadmill , rowing machine... i spend a lot of time at the gym


well , that is a great way to stay healthy. awesome for you !


hi there ? hows it goin ? whatcha havin for lunch today ?


i am going to have pizza after meditation


me , burgers and fries every day. meditation , who ! whats that like ?


it is like going to a peaceful place


i am at peace just bein in my house with my boyfriend. anything else you like ?


i used to like to talk


not anymore ? not at all ? why not ?


i have been silent for months now


oh , i get it. buddhist monk , eh ?


something like that. where do you live


in my house , with my boyfriend. how come you can chat if you cant speak ?


i am not allowed to vocalize


ok. where do you live ? in a monastery ?


i am thinking about it


any other cool thoughts ? what do you think about when you meditate ?


i wish for world peace


hello ! i was three when i learned to play guitar !


hi i enjoy disney world and go every year


that is great. i really like rascal flats. i think they played there before.


that is a good band. i love mickey mouse


i actually grew up in the entertainment industry.


i am also in the 3rd grade


wow. do you like national parks ? my family and i spent summers there.


no , i never have been. i like to go to the playground with friends


i enjoyed that when was younger too. what is your family like ?


i also like frozen the movie and sing a long with it.


great ! i like music too and that is why i play guitar.


that is awesome to hear !


do you have a dog or cat ?


no , mom said i cannot have pets when i have my own place i can.


do you have any brothers or sisters ?


i have a sister who is 10 years older than me


hi ! i have dreams of being a big musician. what are your dreams ?


hello , i am living mine as a life coach !


nice. when i am not singing , playing piano or guitar , i am a custodian.


the custodian at the hospital where i did chemotherapy was very nice.


are your parents supportive ? mine are not when it comes to my dreams.


not unless it is sports related.


folk is my favorite type of music. what is yours ?


i prefer metal. i do love rap too.


so do i. i am eating sushi for lunch , what about you ?


fruits and some vegetables , anything that is clean.


i am a clean eater as well. do you exercise ? i do and i love it.


i do. i am a runner , i do all of the run disney races.


interesting. i never heard of those races. sounds like fun.


they are. i like to dress up in costume while running.


hi friend how are you this night ?


hi , i just spray painted my hair rainbow color , am i weird ?


no ! lots of people do things like that.


yeah , do you like animals ? i am know to be a animal activist


a little. i am from canada and i just joined the army.


let me guess , your grandfather was in ww2 ?


no he was in world 1. how about you grandfather ?


he was in ww2 , how old are you ?


i just turned 31 last month. and got a new car.


cool , i am too old for me to even say , what kind of car did you get ?


i got a volvo s 40. and i am liking it.


cool , i spend most of my time watching birds with my cats


nice you have cats ? what color fur ?


they are black and orange


that is really cool i like cats.


cool , tell me something interesting about yourself


hi , will you talk to me. i am all alone right now


hi , do you like taylor swift she is my favorite , what do you listen to ?


i like her ! i also like zane !


sure , i can talk to you. how old are you ? i am 24.


i am 8. but it is okay , because i have magic powers. i can stop time !


yes zane is good too , in spring i will get married just to let you know


wow ! that is great. who are you marrying ? can i come ! ! !


ha ha , that is so funny , do you eat out with friends ? i do.


no , since my house is in the cloud i do not get out much


sure , your parents will have to take you here , i am also a teacher in kindergarten


i am too old for kindergarten though !


that is a strange thing to say


yes , but i am young. i say weird stuff


well , you do not necessary have to


but life is way more fun if you do ! now you say something weird !


you can learn to say something nice and smart


good day how are you


how are you doing today


i am good listening to music , playing some video games. how about you ?


i am doing very well


that is good. are you married ?


yes and have two animals


what kind of animals ? i love taking my dog for runs to stay in shape.


they are cats. they do not like being outside


i had one but she tore up all my favorite band t shirts and ruffle sleeved tops.


that would be so bad


yes now i have nothing but sweaters to wear with my skinny jeans and leggings.


well at least something fits


what do you do for a living ?


the olympic training and suh


wow is that hard ? i just make youtube videos about gaming.


yeah it is sometimes. yours sounds more difficult


hello what are doing today ?


i am good , i just got off work and tired , i have two jobs.


i just got done watching a horror movie


i rather read , i have read about 20 books this year.


wow ! i do love a good horror movie. loving this cooler weather


but a good movie is always good.


yes ! my son is in junior high and i just started letting him watch them too


i work in the movies as well.


neat ! ! i used to work in the human services field


yes it is neat , i stunt double , it is so much fun and hard work.


yes i bet you can get hurt. my wife works and i stay at home


nice , i only have one parent so now i help out my mom.


i bet she appreciates that very much.


she raised me right , i am just like her.


my dad was always busy working at home depot


now that i am older home depot is my toy r us.


hello , i am sitting here with my dog. how are you ?


i am well friend. looking for new employment at the moment.


what would be your dream job ?


a writer. i am currently an er doctor.


what was the worst accident you have seen in the er ?


a man had his throat slit in a home invasion


that is very scary. i would rather stick to my knitting passion.


i have a daughter who people say is a child prodigy


what talents does she have ?


math ! i hate it ! lol. do you have children ?


i have two children. they also enjoy math.


that is nice. what is your favorite movie ?


my favorite movie is clueless.


mine is friday ! although i do love clueless too !


do you think they will make another friday movie ?


oh i hope so ! that would be awesome.


hello how are u tonight


man i am starving ! can i tell you something embarrassing ?


sure i am a good listening male


ok. the backseat of my pinto was filled with donuts. i ate them all waiting in traffic


i love donuts do u own a house


then i ate another 3 dozen while playing dungeons and dragons


i own a house in miami florida and i enjoy sports


wait you own a house in miami ? that is insane ! expensive dude. hang on. i see a donut


i have a small bulldog and my son is 11 years old


what the heck ? this donut is as hard as a rock. dang it. a bulldog huh


i work in it and have been for 15 years do u work


i just licked the sugar off and threw it out the window you work in what ?


what the heck do you work in ? i found a soft donut ! my lucky day


i work for a computer company what is your job


i am in an insane band and do side hustles


hello ! how are you today ?


i am good ! just finished working. you ?


i am great ! i just got back from a walk with my dog ! how was work ?


it was tiring. trying to get the fields harvested for winter.


oh you are a farmer ? what do you grow ? winter is coming too soon !


we grow corn and soybeans at my parents farm. what dog do you have ?


he is a black lab named is trooper , he is a great hiking buddy !


cute ! where do you hike ? my pet will not travel. she is a cow


i hike in the mountains here in colorado near pueblo. are there mountains near you ?


no i live in the middle of no where. miles of country.


where is the middle of no where ? i live near denver for work.


pennsylvania. amish country. i feel out of place driving my big truck next to buggies


i would be afraid of hitting them with my car !


yeah. that is why i blast my country music. they hear me coming !


haha ! i like to listen to garth brookes when i am rock climbing at the gym !


oh wow ! i never did that before ! sounds fun !


hi , how are you doing ?


just eating , something i do when i am bored. what is up with you ?


not alot , i might go to church later


i will probably end up going to the gym. have any animals ?


no , i am only in college. what do you do ?


in between jobs right now so you can find me on the treadmill or rowing machine.


oh , nice ! i need to work out more.


what classes are you taking ? using the time off to hang out with my two dogs.


oh , nice i am majoring in art


that is cool. i have never been that creative for something like that ,


i became interested in it when i was in europe last year.


europe is actually where i decided to get short hair. very chic over there.


oh , awesome. did you have long hair previously ?


yes but it was very hard to keep up with. chopped it all off. what about you ?


hello , how is it going ?


hey i go to preschool. my name is roddy


hey roddy , my name is tim and i love to grill outdoors.


my dad grills my favorite hot dogs all the time


oh yeah , there is nothing better than grilled hot dogs and burgers and ribs.


yummy... do you have kids my age ?


yes i have two kids your age , a girl and a boy. i am retired.


cool i need some new friends


the girls name is molly and the boys name is troy. we mow the lawn together.


i have to wait til i am older to do that


your dad can get you a tiny lawn mower for your size.


that is a good idea but i prefer to play with my toys


maybe a toy version of lawn mower would be right for you.


that would be fun. my best friend could play too


yes most definitely , i love to gamble in my spare time.


like the lottery or casino ?


hello , how are you tonight ?


i am fine thank you


what do you do for a living ?


i sing folk music for a living


nice ! i am a part time piano teacher.


i am a custodian to put bread on the table


nothing wrong with that , i am a volunteer at a shelter for women.


my parents do not support me in my pursuit in becoming a singer


my father is a concert violinist. he is supportive of me.


you are very lucky then


i am , maybe one day your parents will change their minds.


hopefully not you do not want that


i do not want what ?


your father to be unsupportive


why is that a bad thing ?


because of things you know


europe is so much fun !


are you visiting there now


no , but i like to go at least twice a year.


that is nice where are you in particular


usa , they have good fish and chips here , which i love to eat !


i live in a small town so i do not travel much


travelling is great , i have been on many cruises


that is fun i live on a horse farm


horses can be a lot of hard work. i am retired , trying to avoid work.


yeah they can be but my family helps out


i will stay home and cook some paella today


that sounds great is that something you learned from you trips


christopher columbus was my great great grandfather , he travelled a lot !


wow that is pretty cool i like history


yes , better get to feeding the horses , i will start cooking ! bye !


ok have a great day


i love cats and have five of them.


cats are nice. how old are you ?


old enough to work in the construction field. you ?


i am 68 , been retired for a few years now.


great. what did you work and retire from ?


i was a tailor. these days i spend a lot of time at the casino


ahh. my father taught me everything i know but not how to gamble.


its probably for the best. i also enjoy mowing the lawn on a beautiful day


do you have a pet cat or dog ?


no not anymore. do you ?


i have 5 cats that i love like humans


animals are better friends than humans.


sometimes and they are always happy to see you come in the door.


it such a nice day today , thinking about starting the grill


hello , how are you today ?


hello i am doing well. hanging out with my dog pedro


what kind of dog is he ?


he is a yorkie. perfect size for me since i am only five feet tall.


how old is your dog ?


he is five. he likes to eat muffins like me.


do you take him to the dog park ?


yes , there is one at my job at the healthcare industry.


do you like your job ? i am in real estate.


yes. i also like film do you ?


i like movies about history.


so do i. i also like documentaries , do you ?


yes , i like most of them. as long as it is something i am interested in.


same here. anything else you want to share with me ?


sure , i like working on cars.


what kind of cars ? my car needs to get fixed. maybe you can find mine ?


hello. what kind of car do you drive ?


a mazda protege , what do you drive ?


i drive a classic mustang. i am a mechanic.


i study language and music , can you speak french ?


no , sorry. i can only speak english. do you have any pets ?


i am allergic to symbiotic connection so i own no animals , do you ?


i do. two dogs. they are amazing.


what are there names ?


dixon and sirius. they are black labs.


i used to have a black lab named cooper , are you religious ?


i am spiritual , yes. i am a pagan.


do you practice the left hand path ? i do as well.


i do baneful workings if the situation calls for it.


how has that been going ?


hello there. how are you today ?


oh i am so well ! how are you my land friend ?


great , thanks. getting ready to go to work , so my wife can spend it.


oh i spend most of my time at school , when i am not in the water.


i spend most of my time playing poker. i have triplets. they are everywhere.


how sweet ! do you live on land ? i live way under the sea !


unfortunately , i live on land. i am a boat builder , a carpenter.


oh so you have legs and feet ?


i do. can i send my only girl to be a mermaid like you ?


well if you can find a sea hag to turn her into one.


wonder if that is what my mother in law is ?


no mother in laws i hear are far worse.


they are. i have had two of them.


you have two ? do you have two wives ?


hello how are you this fine evening


i am tired from waitressing all day. you ?


i am pretty tired too


what did you do all day ?


i have been singing all day


as your job or as a hobby ?


i grew up in the music industry


oh nice. i grew up riding motorbikes with dad and i still do it today


i can sing a country song about that


i enjoy country music too


name 3 country songs you like


young by kenny chesney is my favorite , also wagon wheel and amazed


so you are one of those


one of those smart people who always wears a helmet on my motorcycle ?


something like that yeah sure


haha well i have to protect my pretty face and large dark brown eyes


hey how are you today


hello , my leg is really giving me pain today.


i am sorry hope you feel better soon.


thank you. what are you doing ?


getting ready to take my wife and kids to dinner


i am just about to cook dinner ; what will you order ?


i think my youngest son said he wanted pizza


i like pizza. do you let your son make the decisions ?


no we take turns it was his turn tonight.


that is lucky for him.


yeah but we all like pizza so everyone is happy.


well that is nice that you all get along.


yeah. what do you do for a living


well , i ride show horses , but i am hoping to retire soon , you ?


i work as a carpenter and play poker for fun


that sounds fun ! i have not played poker.


hello how are you doing tonight ?


i have a doll. her name is susie.


i have a cat. her name is spook.


i have a turtle. his name is shelly. hehe


do you have a lot of pets ?


no. just a turtle. i have lots of toys.


are you a little kid ?


i am almost five. i am not little !


wow you are right ! do you like pizza like i do ?


i love pizza. my best friend , lucy , her mommy cooks pizza


i bet you do not like black olives on it though ! that is my favorite topping


i like cheese pizza. olives are yucky.


i work at the store where they sell olives and pizza ! its a grocery store


do you get free pizza ? do they make you eat olives ?


i can get free pizza but i can choose if i want the olives or not


mommy is mad. i did not pick up my toys.


uh oh you better go do that


bye. thanks for talking to me. susie says bye too.


bye bye ! have a nice night


uh oh. shelly is running away.


hello , how are you this evening ?


so far so good. who am i speaking to ?


i am bryan the rose gardener , who are you ?


philip. me and my dog charlie are just listening to music


awesome , i am hanging out in my big in home library


well that is nice. what book are you currently reading ?


a book on how to read lips , i am half deaf


i always thought that would be an interesting skill to have lol


it works for me , and i love to read when i drink my fancy tea


tea huh ? like the stuff but goes awful with pizza imo


i bet , i prefer a nice glass of cow milk with my pizza , lol


the double cow consumption , nice. always goes down with some lil wayne


lil wayne , what is that ? sounds like a soda flavor , mom get me some lil wayne


lol i do not know how to respond to that


hi there. how is it going ?


hello ! how are you doing ? i am doing pretty well today


i am doing great ! just got home from shopping.


where are you from ? i live in the us now but was born in africa. somalia


i live in north carolina.


nice. how is the weather there ? are you married ?


tell me something about yourself.


i love dancing. all kinds


i love to shop alot !


shopping can be quite fun. i was not allowed to shop as a child in somalia.


i shop for shoes and watches.


i could use dance shoes. if we lived closer together i would suggest we go shopping


i am married , have been for 5 years.


my aunt brought me to california after she found out i had to marry a man.


oh , i love going to ca


it is quite pretty here. i own a dance studio


hi ! have you ever ridden a horse ?