females rock. my armpits are very hairy.


are you a woman ? if hair is your thing yay you


yes i am a woman. i used to raise wild frogs.


oh i love frogs , and frog legs


hello ! how are you today ?


great ! relaxing , taking a break for a few. i was playing a video game.


what video game ? i relax by knitting. love it !


i was playing fall out. what do you look like ? i m blonde thin.


i am an older woman who is afraid of dying.


i hope your youth was full of music. i love music.


i do not love music much now. i do love baking !


me too , as i wear my favorite band t shirt s for inspiration


who is your favorite band ? i have a shirt with my dogs photo on it i wear.


that s cute. my favorite band is fall out boy. yours ?


waylon jennings is my favorite ! next weekend is county wide bake sale. you coming ?


i m in jersey. i m a runner. i have a marathon next weekend.


oh good luck ! the bake sale feels like a second home to me !


i bet. what are you making ? i have a great pb cookie recipe.


would you share ? cookies are my favorite to bake !


1c pb , 1c sugar , 1 egg. mix and roll. bake for 10 12 mins.


wow what an opportunity. i am jeff. pleased to meet you


hi i am a christian man , i can drive tractors


my dad used to work construction. do you ever ride mountain bikes ? i do , of course.


no my sister used to , helped her become a pole dancer


wow , she sounds like a real cool guy. i hate pink , the color.


my tractor is red , i listen to classical music on it. i enjoy classic music


are you drunk. you are incoherent. i do not drink alcohol myself.


how are you this evening ?


well , i love coffee. are you a construction worker like my father was ?


yeah i am its a fun job


how fascinating. i also love mountain biking.


hope you have a great night !


yes. i feel we should wrap this up.


yeah , just waiting for it


the color pink is bad to my eyes.


yeah , so is the artist pink


hi. i just got done eating vanilla ice cream. no self control with it. you ?


i am the same way with rap


rap is cool. my cats like it , both of them.


i produce rap for people.


maybe you could make a rap about my 1000 hats. i am a collector.


sure while riding in my honda civic


when you finish that you could make a rap about my 1992 olympic gold.


then we can celebrate with pizza


yum ! and vanilla ice cream.


right is it not the best ?


sure is. it is right up there with winter. love winter.


it is a great time of year


so do you have other hobbies ?


i play the piano sometimes


i love piano music. do you play jazz ?


i do sometimes for fun


hi ! how is your night ?


pretty good. i am doing some reading of psychology journals. you ?


just listening to some old tunes. new kids on the block !


nice. used to listen to them while my parents were making me camp out


yeah , i never did any camp outs , but i loved my lite brite.


are you a 90s kid ? me too


somewhat. born early 80s , so i remember mostly 90s stuff. those were good days !


definitely ! now that i am in grad school i wish for the simpler days


yes ! give me some old school hip hop and i am good. school is too exhausting.


it is pretty exhausting. not as tiring as kayaking though wich i love


so you are the outdoorsy smart type , eh ?


yes i can survive off the grid for weeks if needed thanks to mom and dad


sweet ! i will head your way when the apocalypse hits ! i will bring my music !


i can totally help you survive the end of the world


cool man. i am along for the ride


i think studying psychology helps me understand why my parents act the way they do


hello , how are you today ?


i am good but i really do not like school.


i am sorry to hear that , i did not graduate during highschool.


i am 12 and the kids pick on me because i have long red hair.


do you like your hair ? my army buddy has red hair.


i like it and my eyes are bluer then any of theirs.


well that sounds nice ! where are you from ?


arizona. where do you live ? i play video games when i finish my homework.


i am in canada and i love eating shawarma too.


what is that big word shawarma ?


it is like a burrito. a meat filled tortilla


what else do you like to do ?


oh , i like burritos a lot.


me too , delicious. i like veal ones best.


i like to ride horses and play softball.


hello ! how are you this evening ?


good. watching the race. and you ?


ok , for someone with their heart outside their body.


oh man. how did that happen ?


born that way. had to have a transplant , but it seems ok now.


crazy. what do you do to stay happy ?


i really like moving stuff with my mind. and you ?


what ! i just need some good tacos and nascar.


i know , sounds unbelievable but its true. i like tacos.


the guys i work with make some great ones on fridays.


awesome. where do you work ?


i work in construction. started when i was 16.


that is pretty young. i would like to do that kind of work.


i think that mind you have can make you more money.


i do not tell anyone about it. they will come take me away.


take you away from where ?


hi want to be my friend ?


sure. do you like to dance ?


i know how but it is not my favorite. i learned at prep school


what was your favorite subject in school ?


i guess math. i am hoping to get into finance


i like math too. chemistry was my favorite subject in school.


that is cool are you a chemist now ?


yeah , i have been for the last 5 years.


good for you. where do you live ?


i live in chicago. what about you ?


i am in manhattan. best city in the world


manhattan does have good pizza.


so i hear. i am more into sushi


i am not a fan of sushi , i like mexican food.


well we have that here too. we have it all


does everyone in manhattan have good fashion ?


hello ! how are you doing today ?


hi. i am doing great. thanks for asking. and you ?


i am doing great ! i am just building a model house


cool. i volunteer at various places at the moment


that is nice , what places ?


church , high school tutoring , publishing houses


i work part time because i cant leave my cats alone long


wow. how many cats do you have ?


i have a total of 5 cats


nice. what do you think of someone growing up poor ?


i honestly think it makes them a better person


well i asked because i grew up poor during several periods


i am sorry to hear. at least your living !


yes , it is well. enough about me. how about your favorite past times ?


i just like to spend time with my cats


ok. what about favorite foods ? cheeseburgers ?


hi. i do not like working as a car salesman.


i recently broke my arm so i am not working


what happened ? it is hard to do anything with a broken arm.


i blame my skateboarding friends


do you think 40 is too old to go back to school ?


yes , you should retire and learn to knit


no money. once i get paid my wife goes shopping. never get married.


good advise , thank you for that


where do you work ?


i try to avoid working at all


it is hard for me. i do not like telling people to buy something.


i just want to live free


nothing is free. unless you win the lottery.


it could happen one day


are you married or are you at home with your parents ?


anything is possible right ?


hello. how are you doing today ?


i am well , how are you ?


i am wonderful. i just won a gold medal in the olympics.


wow , that is impressive. what sport ?


the sport is gymnastics. it is so my favorite.


that is so cool. i like working with electronics myself.


i wore a yellow leotard with sparkles and i have everything yellow.


i take it yellow is your favorite color ?


yes it sure is. i had italian food and garlic bread for a year.


like , you mean that is all you ate for an entire year ?


yes. it sure is. i love it. i cannot get enough.


i had spaghetti with vegetarian italian sausage and garlic bread last night. it was so good.


cool. i did hardcore exercise four hours everyday.


that is a lot of exercising. i hate exercising. i just work on my robot most days.


are we finished ? i think we are.


i sure hope so. i want this to be over.


how are you ? being an old man , i am slowing down these days


hi , my dad is old as well , they live close to me and i see them often


that is a great thing honor your dad with your presence


sure , i pick him up for church every sunday with my ford pickup


sounds wonderful my wheelchair can go very fast on various terrains


i guess that means you do not go hunting often ? i love hunting , i own 3 guns


hunting ? i served in the marines , yes i hunt


yeah me too , i am conservative so i love church and hunting


what do you like to hunt ? do you ever fish ?


fishing is good. i love fishing as well


fishing is a better choice sometimes for my one leg


yes that must be hard , i hope things get better for you


i enjoy life , it is what it is these days.


yes i agree. i try to enjoy life too , whenever i am not working


well , you better enjoying working so you can enjoy more of your time.


yeah but i go to church every sunday so my weekends are usually booked


hi there how are you today ?


i am super swell , got home from a good day at work


oh what do you do for a living ?


i worl at my local petsmart , stocking heavy bags of food


so do you have any pets ?


yeah my dog lassie and my cat oliver


i do not have a pet but i do have a kid i think the world of


i am my dads world lol , he is a retired cop


that is cool. i am a kindergarten teacher


is your kid in your class ? that would be fun


no not yet she is a little to young


i love to go running , its my favorite passion. i wish i ran for a living


i am a bit of a fitness fanatic too in spite of my size.


something about sweating in public gets me pumped ya know ?


ok that is hilarious you win. i just like swimming


yeah swimming is really fun , works everything out


good evening , how are you ?


i am doing well. how are you ?


i am not doing so good.


what is wrong ? my wife is a doctor if you need help.


for starters i cant stand school i hate it so much


oh , are you still in high school ?


no i am in grammer school and i am only 12


i hated school too but i became a professional tennis player.


a professional tennis player. did you have friends in school


oh , so it is the people , not the academia , that you are having a problem with ?


i do not have friends because they think i am too smart


oh , wow. i wish i had that problem when i was in school.


they also do not like me because i have red hair and blue eyes


why ? redheads are beautiful ! we keep on having red haired babies !


thank you but they do not like me much i do not know why


i had problems in school. when you get older it does not matter.


thank you for the encouragement


now i own a three storey house with the love of my life , our babies , and my dog.


i wanna be like you some day.


you will. probably better. just keep working hard and do not listen to them !


good evening friend , hows it hangin


hey there ! i just got back from one of my dog agility classes.


yeah ? how did that go and what the heck is it ?


it went great. my dog did awesome. what do you do ?


but what is dog agility class ? is that yoga for dogs ? i bake bread at bakery


the obstacle course for dogs. i compete with larry my border collie.


i get it. i worked at petsmart for two years and then i got canned


ah too bad ! i work at a barnes and noble. chemistry grad.


my mom had a chemistry degree she died from leukemia two years after i was born


oh man. that is terrible. you grew up with no mom.


docs said it was radiation poisoning. something she was working on


wow. bad luck. do you dance by any chance. weekends i do.


some kind of military creepy thing. nah i do not dance are you kidding me ? my dad does !


i never dress up. always casual. fashion is not important to me. how about you ?


whatever do not really care i like perfume though if its subtle


well , it has been different chatting with you tonight. so long.


i love animals ! how about you !


me too ! how are you today ?


i am a bit busy but i love to meet people.


great ! what is your favorite animal ? i love riding horses on my dads farm


i love turtles ! i just bought one.


awe , i love turtles too. any hobbies ?


i love to play ultimate frisbee


cool. my favorite hobby is watching horror films


have you ever been to bora bora ?


no , can not say that i have. you ?


yes ! my parents live over there !


wow ! and here i am. my mom is just a teacher in south carolina. xd


i need to think of a name for my turtles girlfriend.


lol , do you have two turtles ?


hi want to get to know each other ?


yes , i would like that.


what do you do ? i am going to be a nurse


i am studying to be an investment broker.


that sounds hard. do you enjoy it ?


i like the atmosphere that it offers. what led you to nursing ?


my mom works in the industry.


good a reason as any. does she work at a hospital ?


yes she is a pediatric nurse


do you also want to work with babies ?


i am not sure yet. i just want to help people


that is sweet of you. do you like working out ?


not much but i get exercise from hiking and camping


that sounds like fun. where do you go ?


up into the mountains. my truck can get me anywhere


trucks are fun ! what do you like to eat while you are camping ?


good evening , how are you ?


hi , do you like to travel ? i love spain so much.


i do not get to travel too much. i own a dog walking service.


i am fine , how old are you ? i am 60.


i am 43 and i have 3 dogs.


i work as a librarian , i do not get to walk much which i really need to


me either. i enjoy viewing the olympics.


spain is a country that i had been for six times.


i do not even have a passport.


i love to collect olympic key chains from all over the world when i travel


that is cool. i need to travel someday.


why not ? maybe you do not like to travel ?


i do not know but i need to try to find out.


would you like to go to spain ?


yeah , i think i would like that.


i do suggest spain , the place is really nice with great people.