you and me both ! i cannot play , but sing fairly well. i am looking for a guitarist.


i play the guitar ! i also sing and play piano.


you might be my man. or my woman ! i sing oldies. think james taylor.


i sing folk music. my parents are not supportive.


i am sorry ! do you play in your garage ? i consider myself also a francophile.


i play in small coffee shops.


ok , that will get you some exposure. any paying gigs or crazy fans ?


i make a little money , that is why i am a custodian


bathrooms provide great acoustics ! so do corridors !


i will keep that in mind.


i have been there. also sang french and spanish songs on a street corner.


i love hearing spanish songs too.


i love the spanish songs that josh groban sings.


how are you doing today


i am good ! grading papers all day , you ?


i am alright just recording


what are you recording ? that sounds interesting.


music in my studio my kids like it


do you like the band up ? i saw them once.


i used to. i am into newer stuff now


i cannot wait to go to the beach on vaca this year.


have you been there before


i try to go every year with my parents. they were teachers too.


all in the family career wise nice


yeah , i followed in their footsteps.


you must have a lot to talk to them about


sometimes. the little kids i teach always make or a good story.


i am sure that they do


what else do you enjoy ?


what do you like to do in your free time ?


hi ! well , i usually like to take care of my looks hair , nail , tanning.


what do you do as a profession ?


i do not have one yet , i am thinking about college. what about you ?


ah , i see. well , i have two jobs , but my side job is the interesting one.


tell me about the interesting one. what is it like ?


i am an actor of sorts... a stunt double ! it is really interesting work.


wow , i have never met an actor ! you must be very fit.


surprisingly enough , too , i have never broken a bone. tell me something else about yourself.


well , i seem to always be on a diet... even though i love food...


could you tell me more about that ?


i want to look my best. exercising alone does not seem to cut it.


i guess that does make sense. do you like to read ?


not really. school was so boring , and they forced us to read boring stuff.


reading was boring to me in school , too. but i read lots now.


what do you read ? my sister says fantasy novels are the best.


hi ! do you like horses ? i love horses !


horses are great i am george i farm bees


so you must live in the country then ? i grew up in a small town.


i did bu i am not close to my family


oh. i actually am wanting to be a lawyer. working now to save up money for school


my wife is a model. i met her in italy. she wants to be a lawyer too.


has she started school yet ? i am not married yet. focusing on trying to get my education.


no not yet she studies for the lsat. what is your favorite food ? mine is papaya


i have never had papaya ! i love potatoes. mashed , fried , boiled , just love them


single irish lawyer. nice. anything else on your mind ?


just cannot wait to get out of this small town and move to a bigger city.


good luck with moving and your studies


good luck with the bees , and good luck to your wife on the lawyer deal


thanks just livin the dream of a humble bee keeping celebrity husband


lol. how is it being the husband of a model ? ?


my wife is an italian super model


i study languages. do you ?


wee ! i have koi fish that the same color as my orange dress.


i like orange. i am studying french next.


great. i like hiking and need a new boyfriend as of yesterday.


what happened with that situation ?


he ate my fish that matched the color of my dress. bummer !


he did that ? how strange.


oh , i could tell you stories. i turned 18 yesterday. you sing ?


i sing in the languages i study.


great ! you know any hiking songs ?


sort of i guess. i know marching songs.


that will do ! i like to hike and sing and wear the color orange.


those are good hobbies to have.


those are not hobbies. they are my life work. you work ?


i am a language scholar right now.


wow ! you know any spanish ? what is amarillo in spanish ?


hello. can you move objects with your mind ?


hi how are you doing ? i am okay no i wish i could.


i am great. i had heart surgery and woke up with weird superpowers.


i am so sorry to hear that i believe your powers are from the lord.


i do not know. my heart was outside of my body now it is in.


i tend to watch large amounts of t. v. on free times.


i love the walking dead. are you a fan ?


yes i am a fan and love zombie and vampire movies too


i like captain america and star wars.


what super powers did you awake with ?


moving objects with my mind.


ok that is cool and i like going to the gym most days.


i like to swim and walk on the beach.


i have a job inside my apartment i like working home.


hello. how are you tonight ?


ruff , hey ! ruff ruff. how are you ?


i am good. are you a dog ?


nothing just singing and looking at my building blocks ! ruff


i had blocks when i was little. but i am in grade 3 now !


not yet ! but i will be soon ! but i have to give up chocolate.


why ? chocolate is great ! i get special candy in disney world every summer


wait... what ? i am confused. dogs ca not eat chocolate and i will be a dog soon.


you are hard to understand. let it go ! let it go !


i love snow , i can roll in it ! dogs can not go to disney ruff


disney has dogs ! pluto is a dog ! but i like mickey better ! my favorite !


maybe i can teach pluto abc song ! i want to be a dog just like him !


you can ! that would be fun. how old are you little doggy ?


i do not know , what do you mean ? do you like chocolate ?


hi i am kim a college student studying nursing


hi i love to dance , i take lessons every week


awesome do you work i waitress at a bar


yes , i work at a community college teaching music


oh nice me and my friend got an apartment last weekend


that sounds cool. hopefully a bigger place


yea its fairly big. what color is your hair mine is blonde


my hair is a rainbow of colors. whats your favorite color ?


i like pink an awful lot


my favorite is teal. cant choose between blue or green


they are good do you like blue eyes ? i have those


i do as mine are blue also


awesome what do you have planned today ?


playing with my favorite toy , my lite brite


i remember having one of those before


it was my favorite as a child


hello. my wife left with the kids two weeks ago.


i understand because i have dogs too.


i am an rn in a nursing home. we have dogs there.


i hate dogs but love to knit its kind of my passion


the ladies here knit , while watching the pastors on tv. i am an atheist.


you are just scared of dying like me. that is why only love baking cookies.


no , i am not. i work with dead people all the time.


sure... i am heading back home to the country so i can enter a bake sale.


i am overweight , bake sales are not a good idea for me.


i do not think we should be friends


i did not realize we had to be.


i just wanted to stop talking to you really


then do not respond , no rule says you have to speak to everyone that says hello.


rules ? what rules are you talking about dude , no cookies for you


wow. you may want to see a therapist with all of that anger you have.


i love cookies and bake sale but you are freaking me out.


hello. do you play any instruments ?


no i do not but i love dancing wildly to party music. do you own any pets ?


i do. i have a dog.


cool ! i own a dog too ! as well as a cat. do you have a favorite movie ?


no , not really. i like sci fi , as it drives my parents crazy.


that is cool , but i do not really like sci fi. do you read sci fi ?


no. i watch sci fi. mainly , i read supernatural romances.


what kind of supernatural romances ?


any of them that are interesting


cool ! do you like parties ?


i do. we sing folk songs at most of ours. i play guitar.


awesome ! i love parties. i go wild at them.


i do not drink or do drugs.


ok ok. what do you do besides play guitar ?


i am a custodian and a security guard.


interesting ! is that hard to do ?


hi , how is it going ?


it is going well how about yourself ?


going good , drinking coffee lol i love coffee


drinking coffee ? what time is it there ?


830 pm haha my dad is a construction worker so he works really late nights


oh i see , both of my parents are well off bankers


really lucky bet you are loaded


yes but they forced me to go to yale for finance


ugh but you will thank them later on , i enjoy mountain biking in my spare time you ?


i enjoy going for long drives in my bmw


your text box is pink , i really dislike that color


oh no i am sorry not sure how to change that


haha probably can not. it was just always forced down my throat because i am more tom boy


what kind of things do you like to do ?


i like to watch shows and movies and play games. you ?


what is your favorite game ? i enjoy video games


how are you doing today


great thanks. what are you doing ?


i am playing my favorite game


hat game ? i love games as well , being 13 and all.


no it is on xbox


i have an xbox too. my older brother never will let me play though.


that is not very nice


no , and i cry about it whilst i am on the bus for school. very sad.


what do your friends think


they try to help me. they also help me with my math , i am terrible at that.


i do not like it either. love music


i prefer soccer , but what music do you like ?


i like all kinds of music


do you like soccer like i do ? i play every weekend.


i play it once in a while


nice , my big brother plays soccer with me sometimes.


hello ! i am absolutely loving retirement.


hi i am ready to retire what was your occupation


i was an engineer , now i get to relax. what do you do ?


i am a tennis player what do you do in spare time


i used to play tennis. i enjoy a lot of things outdoors in the sun.


me to i love long walks with my dog on the beach


i like to do yard work. but i do not like cold weather


one of my 3 story homes is in the mountains i like cold


oh wow. the cold makes my joints hurt. lol


my big family makes mines hurt lol you have kids ?


i did , but they are all grown. do you ?


yes one is in college and twins on the way


congratulations ! i miss having the little tykes around.


thank you now i can not retire soon like you


that is true. you must take care of the family.


duties always first do you travel much


i am so annoyed with my sister.


why is that. you should try to get along.


i know , but she is a pole dancer. that is no way to make a living !


wow , that is insane. i have two very well behaved children and dogs.


i am happy for you ! it is good to have good kids.


so you know , i stay away from male clubs. i just watch american sports.


good. me too. i just drive my tractor and listen to classical music all day


i have worked for the same company for more than 15 years. not time for much.


that must keep you busy. tell me something else about yourself ?


not much to tell , i am an average male. tell me about you.


i live a boring life. my favorite color happens to be red.


red is not a boring color. my favorite sports team wears red.


what is your family like ?


well , my kids are usually outside playing with the dogs. what about your family ?


hi , just got back from riding my horse ! you ?


hey , i am in high school and i want to be a physical therapist.


good for you ! i do some farming , so i might be calling you !


awesome ! i make all as in school so i could help you !


great , i hope you like music , i rock out when i work !


yes , i love music ! so we can definitely rock out.


i have a couple horses , and they like to rock , too !


cool ! i am a homecoming queen that loves horses.


you must be very popular and a good person , too.


yes , i set a goal to actually run a k this year too !


i get my exercise tending the farm !


i am sure you do ! i bet it is fun there !


come run a few laps here , it is quite a few acres !


i just might do that ! i want to achieve my goal of running a k !


i am sure you will succeed and win the race , too !


i hope so ! after i get out of high school i want to run more !


hello , how are you today ?


i am very well ! how are you ?


i am tired , now i am just taking a break from unpacking boxes.


i like listening to rap music


with kids in my house i can not listen to rap anymore.


i understand. did you attend college ?


yes i am a teacher at a local school. what do you do ?


i am a college student at a local university


what are you going to school for ?


athletic training ! it is interesting


i am about to go on maternity leave. i am having triplets soon.


wow ! wish i was your husband


we just bought our first home and now kids are filling it. lol !


i love pizza , favorite food


hi how are you doing


i am good , preparing for my new job. you ?


i am moving things around in my room


i could coach you in how to do that if you want


how would you do that ?


i am a life coach so we could discuss


that is cool the things i move are moved with my mind


oh wow interesting. i move my body by running


that is cool i do not excercise a lot


you should ! exercise and clean eating are so important


that is true what do you like to do


i like to run marathons just like my parents did


that is nice that you do things after your parents


i admired them and their athleticism very much


that is cool what kind of food do you like


i follow the paleo diet. you ?


hello how are you today ?


not to bad , what about you


i am feeling like 100 bucks


good stuff , what you do for living


i work at a museum as a guide


cool , i am in the army


i lost my hearing in the army. or at least part of it


wow , well thank for serving soldier


i am now peacefully growing my garden


i am from canada , where do you live


i am from boston baby


okay , go boston haha , fav food ?


i like them big fancy teas


sounds pretty yummy , did you go to college


no i did now i had all the books i needed at home


i did not even make it pass highschool


hello from trooper and i. we are in colorado , he is a lab.


hello ! i am addicted to the internet and play roleplaying games all day


i hike and rock climb. getting out of the house is important to me.


really ? because working from home is my dream


i have a home office. i went to school for mechanical engineering.


i did go to school to be a vet but i did not like it


i would like that. i love animals.


yeah , my hair is purple because i dye it every 3 months


mine is red , i do not dye mine.


interesting ! speaking of red , when i see blood i faint


not me. i am cool in a crisis.


lucky man , i hope to be someday


i am a girl. we are engineers too , lol


of course ! girls are just as smart !


that we are. we are princesses and superheros.


absolutely ! could not agree more !


do you want to hear something strange ?


sure ! i would love to ! what is it ?


i am due to have my fifth set of twins in two months !


wow. my boyfriend would go crazy. we just moved into a house.


we just bought our first home. we were living in a two bedroom apartment before.


nice. i enjoy taking walks around my neighbor hood.


i wish i had time for walks. my job at the bank keeps me busy.


yeah. i get busy too. all i ever eat is hamburgers and french fries


oh my ! that is a poor diet.


yah bi i never drink any soda. i do not like it


well that is good. i have not had soda since before i got pregnant.


oh ok. good for you then !


we should go on a walk together sometime.


sure ! i would love that !


hello ! how are you doing today ?


i am great. third grade is tiring though even though i do not have any responsibilities.


funny. well , beats being alone , recluse that i am.


i am hermit. i am like mickey mouse without disney land.


oh. like me. i do not go out much because of my water allergy


so i guess your name is not neptune.


no. adam. i am famous for my twitch streaming.


i do not video games because i am always at the playground with all my classmates


it is fun ! i helped make starcraft. have you played it ?


no. i have played halo it is fun.


indeed. now i am into building robots now though.


robots may take over the world


sure. i am building one to be my body double. is that not fun ?


i wish there was two of me so i could be double trouble.


hello. how are you tonight ? long day of advertising.


advertising ? that sounds easy. i am a social worker dealing with at risk youth.


so you do something good. i travel abroad a lot and advertise the underground city night life.


that sounds cool. these kids drive me nuts.


it is an odd job for a jewish north dakota boy to do , but yes cool.


wow ! jewish people live in north dakota ! what else do you do ?


right ? haha. i play bass in a metal band. how about you ? hobbies ?


oh cool ! i sing in a choir ! i also play softball


at least you are active ! what position ? i played outfield in high school


it helps with the work stress. i played second base. do you like to cook ?


i love to cook. i make a mean baked chicken ! haha


ooh , i love italian food , especially lasagna. do you have a favorite ?


i really like tacos but not a mexican food fan. i love chinese food


odd. you need a singer in your metal band ? the church choir bores me.


haha. i actually do. true story there.


great , maybe i can scream for your hardcore band instead of at these kids.


hello , i hope you have a better job than i do


hi. i am a little league coach. i have 5 sons and a mini van.


five sons ? do they play on your team ?


yes , and therefore i drink a lot of coffee , it is my favorite. what is yours ?


cool and coffee is great , as a graduate student i pull tons of all nighters


i like to have wine some nights on occassion as well.


i do not enjoy wine but i do enjoy psychology journals


what kind of job do you have ?


i walk dogs to pay for college and food


that is not such a bad job. it sounds fun.


it is not stable enough and it does not pay enough


but at least you get lots of fresh air.


i get enough of that when i go kayaking


ah , yes. i have never kayaked. is it fun ?


tons of fun , it is very exciting


very nice. i must go now. have a lovely evening.


hi , how are you today ?


i am well thank you. i got brand new job today ! i am a life coach


wow that is great , i use to be in the military.


wow , i love our soldiers. thank you for serving our the country !


i donate half of my check to different veteran charities.


how nice ! that is a wonderful cause.


i also like to help out at my local pet rescue , i like like bunnies.


animals are wonderful. as a cancer survivor , my cat was always near me.


my love the color blue , what is your favorite color ?


i love green. i just bought some green shorts to wear to a marathon.


i like navy blue best of all the colors.


blue is nice. i wear blue sweats when i run. i love running , strengthens me.


i work in a shipyard , that how i get my workout in.


nice ! my parents are both very athletic. they encouraged me to stay fit.


hi there ! how are you ?


i am doing well , how about you ?


very well , just doing some reading in my spare time


that is cool , i am currently building a tree house in my spare time


do you have any kids ? i would love to build a tree house for my kids


i do , i am divorced but have some great kids


i see , i am married myself but i always wanted to have a big family


i used to as well but now i am 40 so it is too late for me


you could always put your time into something else , my husband has his own business


yeah i really need to. i just hate sitting around and being still


i do not mind it that much


helps me stay healthy and avoid thinking about my ex wife


you will find somebody one day ,


i sure hope so , anything interesting going on in your life ?


i am a stay at home mom so mostly just helping my husband with his business ideas


oh i see , at least you are very supportive of him i am jealous


hello , how are you this evening ?


i am doing great. just watching a movie.


that is fun ! where did you work in high school ? i worked at hollister.


i worked at dairy queen. i am in school now.


ah , cool. i skate for a living.


what kind of skating do you do ?


skateboarding. i like to play music for fun. my genre is bluegrass.


i used to skateboard. now i just study and play video games.


those are fun activities. do you like chips ? i cannot stand them.


i love chips so much. what food do you like ?


i like pizza. it is very good !


i like pizza too. the sauce is the best part.


have you had the white sauce ? it is so good !


is that like a alfredo sauce ?


i think so. i never really know the name of it.


i think i ate it once at a party.


hi , do you have any hobbies ? i spend my time fighting animal causes


no , i have a real job and a 2011 degree from yale


wow impressive. not sure you would be impressed with my rainbow coloured hair


hey , i never said that ! i am from manhattan , i am used to that.


we could get on then ! you must be quite young ?


yes , i graduated from yale at the age on 9.


genius ! i have reached the age where i no longer say. any family ?


my parents are bankers , they are training me to take money from helpless goyim.


are they succeeding ? i find the holidays depressing just me and the cats. any pets ?


i keep my pet monkey bobo in the trunk of my bmw


bit cruel ? i watch birds with my cat maybe that is cruel as well ?


it is ok , i feed bobo cats. it is the circle of life.


cheery and i told you how i fight animal causes. what makes you laugh ?


that is a good question. my family was generally humorless.


hi i am from another country.


hi ! what country are you from ?


i am from mexico. i am moving into my home soon you ?


i am in the us. i love my dogs and eating.


that us cool. i am having triplets soon.


that is awesome ! congratulations ! i workout a lot. do you ?


thank you. sometimes i work out. that sounds fun though


the treadmill is my favorite , that and the rowing machine.


i am a teacher i really enjoy it.


good , we need good teachers


yes we do. i am glad you like to workout.


i have to since i eat all the time


my husband already has one child so we are happy i like food also.


he has a child from a previous marriage ?


well a previous relationship yes.


that is common. i would like to have children in the future.


good evening how are you


i am well tired an you ?


i am ok , had a nice dinner with my children just now


my friend got married last week it was beautiful


did they have a destination wedding ? where ?


what is that ? an outside at the park so nice. do you like bands ?


a destination wedding , like a wedding you travel to hawaiian wedding


no it was local with rush as the band


that sounds super duper fun


it was , so what about you ?


i mostly just focus on my students , i teach kindergarten


aw that is cure i work sales


sales for which company ? will i have hear of it ?


i do online for a cable company


ohh cool , my brother works as a contractor for charter


really ? i am with the competition lol


hey there how are you today ? i hate dogs i run everytime


i am good. just watching the office.


like to eat ? i love to cook.


i am eating a carrot , i do not eat anything sweet.


that is cool i want too


tell me something about yourself.


i am a hopeless romantic for sure.


i happen to be jewish.


really ? how is that going for you ?


good. where do you live ? i live in ny.


i live in ohio i am tired


i really like living here , so much to do.


i bet it is more then there is here


one day i would like to move to the west coast though.


really ? it is cool at 32 here


are you in a relationship ?


hi there , how are you


i am good. how are you ?


i am pretty good. tell me about yourself ?


well , i love shopping and pampering myself. i go to the spa a lot !


sounds like fun. i personally like watching nascar racing and ufc


i do not watch much television , but i love music. britney spears is my favorite.


britney spears is good but not my favorite , aerosmith is.


that is cool. what is your favorite food ?


mexican food is my favorite , whats yours ?


i like mexican food , but i eat salads a lot to watch my diet.


oh ok. whats your occupation


i am a professional model. how about you ?


i am a construction worker , do you travel a lot ?


i do. i love traveling to new exotic places.


i wish i could travel more , my job does not allow it much


it is fun , but gets tiresome. what else do you enjoy ?


hello how are you today ?


i am good how are you ?


i am pretty good , i am a buddhist


nice ! are you married ? because i am gong to be in the spring


no i am lonely , i cant speak since three months ago


oh wow ! what happened ? 3 months ago was my 24th birthday


because i pursued my spirituality


oh , i pursue my personality by working with my kindergarten students


that is good. i do meditation


cool , i relax by going out for dinner with my friends


i do to. when are you getting married ?


in april , its a spring wedding ! i am so excited !


i hope you have a good time , where are you from


thank you , and i am from the galapagos islands


i heard its nice there , i am from chicago illinois


nice , are you a chicago cubs fan ?


no i am a sox fan


oh cool , do u think they will beat the astros tomorrow


hey. you want to go out sometime ? i cannot resist fish and chips !


greetings , i like fish , not chips , what is your trabajo ? work


i am a college student. art major.


i am unable to go out , too busy studying , lots on my plate , art ? i like music


cool. speaking of plates , i do love making paella


who is your favorite artist ? mine is wagner , do you speak espanol ? love paella !


no spanish. which is surprising for a descendant of christopher columbus !


you love food ! all i do is study , spanish now , french next , in between music


i try to visit europe twice yearly. you should come with me then !


no time for travel. i hate flying , could we go on a boat ?


i wish i could. i will have sea sickness if i did.


i could study , listen to music and go to europe , you could eat. lol


i like where your mind is going !


take medicine , sounds fun , let us go ? you pay , okay ?


hi how are you today


hey there ! i am wonderful how are you doing today ?


pretty good do you work ?


i am a singer actually which can be work but i love it , how about you ?


i enjoy music too what kind


folk music , its kind of like storytelling. people dig it , you listen to music ?


i do how tall are you ?


i am average height , i am the shortest of my 3 sisters. you ?


i am only 5 ft tall


do you have any siblings ?


i do we have 4 people in our family


do you work ? or your parents work ?


i am currently in school


college ? studying anything in particular ?


general studies now. and you ?


just music right now , its pretty great. dad drove a semi , mom stayed home


hello how are you ?


i am fine shopping for clothes wyd ?


what kind of clothes ? i am just playing with ginger my golden retriever


i like jeans an boots


what is your favorite store ? i did not shop at all when i studied abroad


amazon is my favorite store , you cannot go wrong.


do you not worry about trying on clothes first ? i buy model cards from there


no i pick pretty well trust me


do you have any kids ? i just had my first daughter


no i do not an have a good 12


do you want any kids ? what is your favorite movie ?


i do but not now


have a boyfriend ? girlfriend ?


i do not especially becoming a certified nurse !


that must be a hard job do you enjoy it ?


yes i love it an shopping an my sis


hi , how are you doing today ?


great just finished watching a documentary with my husband


i am a teacher ! love documentaries ! what was it about ?


me too ! they are my favorite. was watching taxi to the dark side


i have never seen that. i will have to check it out.


it is very well made , i usually read a lot but love documentaries


i like gardening and anything outdoors !


i am pregnant first timeso have been stuck at home myself


that is exciting ! do you go to church ?


i do , me and my husband both go to bible study every wednesday


i attend every week as well. just got home from church.


are you married as well ? what part of the country you from ?


i live in massachusetts. and no , i am single


i am in pennsylvania myself , love the weather here. is it nice there ?


hello i am 8 years old how old are you ?


hi , i am 20. nice to meet you.


i love mackey mouse. what is your favorite character ?


i like cartman. my favorite thing is shopping.


i meant mickey. cool i have a lot of friends and love the playground. do you ?


sounds fun , yes i do ! shoes and watches are my favorites to shop for.


frozen songs are the best what songs are your favorite ?


do you want to build a snowman !


oh gosh of course ! do you go to school ?


no , i am just a watch dealer. my family do not like it


third grade has been awesome. oh no that stinks.


third grade was so fun ! good for you.


do you like mickey mouse ?


i would like him more if he got me a rolls royce ghost


that would be cool. what is your favorite toy on the playground ?


i like to swing on the swing sets. how about you ?


hi ! i am travis and my sons are really active kids


oh ? maybe i can tutor the , i have a gold medal from the olympics !


joey , sam , nate , carl play little league baseball that i coach.


aw , i am more into gymnastics. i train four hours daily.


i own a mini van that i drive around.


me too ! mine is yellow , my favorite color.


that is cool. mine is off blue. and i drink a lot of coffee


i cup back my coffee intake to stay fit.


i also drink wine in the evenings


are you a red or a white drinker ?


red wines is what i enjoy


i do as well , full bodied reds are great.


i mean if you say so.


it is an acquired taste.


it is but i do enjoy it


well , i should be off. i need to train more.


hi , how are you doing ?


hi , i am doing well , how are you ?


cant complain. i had a wonderful afternoon in the park.


oh , that is nice. i like being in parks especially in nice weather


yes. the weather is perfect here now. what do you like to do ?


i like to watch nascar racing and sometimes ufc


that sounds fun ! i have time to do that since i am out of work right now.


how long have you been working at your current place ?


i worked as a doctor in the er for 15 years.


oh that is nice , i like to be in the medical field someday.


and what do you do ?


i work as an usher at an orchestra theatre since i was sixteen years old


i would love working near music.


yeah it is nice. do you have a favorite band ?


hi. i am building a robot to be my body double.


hello. tell me something about yourself.


i am a twitch streamer and famous at it


that sounds like a the easiest money every


very easy but i am allergic to water.


that must be the worst


i am a recluse. what about you ?


so i am but i am not


well that is good. i am very sleepy.


do you donate to charity ?


no i do not. i pay for college.


college is a scam ya


do you think so ? i would not be a teacher if i did not go


save your money , trust me


i already went and pay student loans now


what did you need the money for ?


i think i am going to have pizza for lunch. i love pizza.


that is cool. i am grilling out today with i love to do.


you could grill my pizza ! i will put charlie in the car and come over.


great idea , then we can go gambling which i always do when i have time.


perfect. well , charlie is a dog. can he gamble too ?


heck why not ? plus i need to cut the grass which i love.


i love the smell. i can play the stereo in my honda while you mow.


that is funny. i am soo glad i came down south for the winter.


where are you from ? i am from where my favorite rapper is from.


down south where i have been retired for many years now.


i cannot wait to retire. i will trade in my 2015 civic for a cadillac.


maybe it will be possible if i will the big one gambling !


you will hit the big one ! then you can teach me.


that would be my pleasure !


perfect. then i can retire early and grill with you all day.


i would absolutely love that i need the company !


hello , how are you tonight


i am in just got in from walking my dog. how are you ?


i am very well , thank you for asking. i am going for a walk later.


will you be walking alone ?


no , my husband will be going with me. we like to explore our city.


that sounds fun. what do you and your husband do ?


i give music lessons and do volunteer work. he is a detective.


wow , that is so interesting. i play pro tennis.


i have never played , is it hard ?


not really no just have to focus. hard to play being pregnant though.


oh , lucky you. congrats ! we have teens.


thank you this , is my third. nervous about the teen years. is it hard ?


teens are crazy , i swear they need more supervision than toddlers.


oh my , how old are they ?


the boys are 15 16 , our girl is 14. all are honor students , but sometimes.


how do you handle them dating ?


hello , how are you tonight ?


what state are you ? i am in california , age 46


i am in ohio. 42. single and a churchgoer. you ?


i am good , and you ? i stay home all day and i like it


that sounds boring. my dog would drive me crazy if i tried that.


i love to go to church too , it help me deal with my ex..


my ex is straight up crazy , there is no scripture that would help him.


she cheated me and stay with a lawyer


that is horrible. i am single.


it takes the power of god to change people , my kids are great


yes , the goddess can change people.


me too , i am a single dad , i do recordings in my studio


that sounds like fun , what kind of music ?


what do you do ? do you want to meet me ?


i am sorry , i am too busy to date.


i record soft rock and light jazz


hello , how are you doing tonight ?


good , how are you tonight ?


i am great , just chillin playing some guitar


awesome , what are you playing ?


hank williams.... i grew up on country music


i like country too ! i am kinda tired tonight from a long day at the shipyard.


oh yea ? what do you do there ?


i am newly retired from the navy. i am a captain


very cool... i sing for a living !


that is amazing ! living the dream huh ?


yes , absolutely ! gonna make it big one day


i hope you do ! my passion is making a difference in the world.


that is amazing. we need more people like that !


do you volunteer with any charities


sadly , no i do not


i highly encourage you to , especially after you make it big !


i just had the best workout ! time to wash my clothes.


so did i just came back from it and eating a papaya


i love fruit. papaya turns my favorite color when it is ripe.


its my fave fruit. i do not have family close by


where do you live ? i move around a lot to compete in the olympics.


names george by the way , and am married to a super model from italy


i am leigh ! do you like gymnastics ?


no but i became a bee farmer


that is a really neat job. do you get stung ?


some times but that is why i wear the bee suit t


i would way rather workout than get stung by bees. you are brave.


haha most do , which i can understand


i would like some honey though. do you sell it ?


sure you can always purchase on my website


or i can trade you honey for tickets to the upcoming olympics i am in.


we can go for a trade that sounds awesome


hiya , just wondering if you have any hobbies ? i love skateboarding


i love listening to the who.


cool group. i am not into music much , i do not have much time


do you work a lot ? i work at a local supermarket here in ohio.


no , i do not seem to have a job just skateboarding with all my friends !


are you able to travel ? i ve never let ohio.


i like travel and follow rob dryden around. would you like to travel


yes. i want to go to chicago for black olive pizza. my fave.


my fave too ! always hungry after skateboarding. what else do you like ?


my kitty spook. do you like cats ?


not much , they run in front of my skateboard good job i wear a hat !


what kind of hat do you wear ?


helmets , like rob dryden when skating. do you like fashion ?


eh , not so much i guess.


there are lots of choices. do you wear a uniform to work ?


yes i do. khaki pants and blue polo shirts. boring , but it s a job.


hello there ! my name is larry and i love to cook.


haha nice to meet you larry. what kind of food ?


i am an american chef that also loves fishing.


oh that is cool. i only eat organic kinds of food


that is great ! i spend all my time out of the kitchen on the water.


haha awesome. i use the internet a lot. especially twitter


i have never been on twitter. i read comics though. still life twitter.


oh man its awesome. i am always up to date with gossip


maybe you can fill me in on what i am missing ?


well i am a bit of a feminist. and us women are about to raise hell


oh dear ! what is the hot topic right now ? do not say trump !


its def trump. he is a racist anti women anti god anti dogs , he hates rabbits


he hates air if it is not making him money. he will not last longer.


yea us women are gonna go on twitter and tell everyone how racist he is


maybe i will login and follow some of the action.


maybe you should. i need a organic chicken salad so bad


hi how are we doing this late night in october ?


i am great ! just been looking on twitter at news


yes let us get to know each other bit that is cool.


tell me about yourself ?


i like to gamble on my spare nights not cool huh.


depends if you win or not lol


yes it sucks loosing i also enjoy lawn mowing on sunny days.


i enjoy green living and just put solar panels on roof


sounds interesting i also love grilling my food outdoors.


yummy , i love cookouts. i am involved women rights movement


that is good i have not been working for a few years.


i work from home doing internet searches


great wished i could get a work at home job.


it has its benefits. i have plenty time tend my organic garden


that sounds interesting i like organic foods.


they are so healthy for you


hi , how are you ?


terrible , there are scorpions everywhere. please send help.


i am a musician. one day i hope to make it big.


i play banjo in the band i formed with my fellow postal workers.


my husband is a postal worker. my parents are not supportive of my dream.


why have you not sent help ? ! the scorpions are stinging my legs ! ree ! ! ! ! ! ! !


i sing , play the banjo and the guitar. am a custodian to pay the bills.


dad i am sorry i did not support your nascar dream ! these scorpions are my punishment


i will sing my favorite folk music. it will help to calm in your distress.


the pain from these scorpions is unending , everything is turning grey


i agree , you are being punished for not supporting your loving father.


i see the light , dad. i am coming. i will be in the passenger seat dad


i am singing happy folk song music in rejoice.


oh god why is there fire , why is there fire ? this is not nascar


are the scorpions gone at least ?


there are scorpions everywhere ! ! ! seas of scorpions for miles in all directions ! ree ! ! !


i drive a german car , what kind of car do you drive ?


i drive my boyfriends ford raptor.


never heard of the ford raptor.


it is a truck. i blast old school rap when i drop him off for work.


i see , must be a powerful vehicle , do you know the engine size ?


i do not. i wrecked my mustang , and have not replaced it yet.


i plan on selling my bmw to go to school.


i take dance lessons. what are you going to school for ?


i like to study business


what was your favorite toy growing up ? mine is the lite brite.


i enjoyed playing with model cars.


my dad built those. he still has them.


interesting , i do not have mine , anymore.


some of his go back 40 years.


hello , my name is ally and my favourite color is orange


do you know the game starcraft ? i helped designing it !


that s awesome , i m sure my ex boyfriend would like that game


i usually stream the game on my twitch channel


that s great , i also love twitch as well


i am making this robot right now that looks like me !


i like hiking in the morning before sunset


i am kind of a nerd , i do not go out much and do not socialize.


that s not bad at all


the worst part about my life is that i am allergic to water


that s sad how do you drink


i have to drink another substance that contains particles of hydrogen and oxygen


dang that kinda weird. well do you have a pet


yeah i have a cat , how about you ?


i do a pet fish


that sounds awesome , but i have to go now , gotta start streaming. see ya !


hello ! how are you doing this evening ?


i am good. i am practicing the hula.


may i know what is hula as this is the first time i am hearing.


it is a dance , traditional hawaiian dance.


wow i love to see traditional dance.


i am taking a trip there next month.


have fun ! how long are you going to stay ?


two weeks , i am excited. i love the beach.


i love the beach too. i love traveling.


where are you from ? not knowing the hula and all.


i am from macedonia but i am living in usa for over 10 years. what about you ?


i have always lived in the us. kind of boring story.


from which city are you ?


charleston south carolina. i have lived here my entire life.


hello ! i love to skateboard


hi there ! one of my sons loves to skateboard !


all of my friends like skateboarding too


it is popular. i enjoy baseball , i coach one of my sons little league team


i always wear a hat like little league


me too. hats are the best. hey , do you like to drink coffee ?


i broke my arm so i can not drink coffee


oh no. how did you break your arm ? ! ?


i fell off of my skateboard


bummer. can you still skateboard with a broken arm ?


yes. it is quite easy. the same


my son hurt his wrist once skateboarding. comes with the territory i suppose.


i agree. very dangerous sport


well i am off to relax with my evening glass of wine. cheers.


have a great night. i love you


you as well. love you too.


hey , what is your favorite band ?


my favorite band is metallica. i have liked them since high school.


radical ! mine is the rolling stones. i see them in concert every year.


very cool. what is your work out routine these days ?


i love to work out , and i eat a completely raw diet to complement it. you ?


i try to hit the gym regularly. i like the treadmill and rowing machine.


ooh , i love the rowing machine. are you going to school at all ?


no. all done with school. are you a student ?


yes , and i am majoring in economics. what did you go for ?


marketing. so is it hard to keep up with a raw diet ?


yeah , it can get expensive. i recently bought a house and need to watch my spending.


nice chatting with you. i am going to get a short haircut now.


that sounds nice. i should definitely get a haircut soon as well.


how long is your hair now ?


it is past my armpits , haha ! it can get unruly. how long is yours ?


i keep it short all the time.


hello , how are you doing today ?


i am good. you ? my family goes to disney world yearly. you sing ?


i do. have you ever seen the movie frozen ?


yes ! frozen songs are my fave. i am in third grade. what grade you in ?


i am kind of a psychic. do you love mickey mouse ?


get out ! i love mickey. my friend and i sing frozen songs during playground time.


i know. like i said. psychic...


great ! okay tell me what i am thinking now ? go !


you are singing a song from frozen in your head.


wow ! not ! okay psychic , give me six lottery numbers.


that is too much power. i cannot do that.


oh ! could you try ? heres six for you. 12 , 49 , 34 , 62 , 7 and 19.


12 5 76 34 8 45


great ! i will in fourth grade soon. you dance ?


good day , how are you ?


hello , i am doing well. i think i may have had too much coffee. you ?


i am good , taking a break from my assignments before heading to europe.


i went to a star wars convention in helsinki. are you going there ?


that sounds fun , i am actually go to visit the louvre in paris.


that is a nice museum , i visited last summer , before football season.


i went to spain then , learned i love cooking paella. what team are you for ?


i am with ohio state. born and raised in ohio


awesome. what do you do for a living


i am a student , going to school for veterinary medicine.


i am a art major at julliard with a minor in dance.


very nice. do you like animals ?


i love them. there is a dog on my bed right now.


mine too , a beagle. what do you have ?


she is my roommates dog , but a chihuahua. i have a lab pit mix.


how tiny ! do you like coffee ?


hi there , how are you


i am doing great , but i hate orange. the color.


okay ? well , do you like any specific foods ?


no i do not care much about foods. or fashion.


that is pretty lame , considering you need food to survive


the only thing i need to survive is dance , i do that on the weekends.


right , well how do you survive the rest of the week then


well i work in a bookstore and i like books.


i used to love reading until i got into art


yeah , i got into dog agility classes.


oh i love my puppy to death , but he does not listen for anything


i love your puppy too and i have not even met him


do you have some dogs ?


i have one dog , his name is tim.


any other animals ? i have 4 cats as well


i have a bird named goose


hi , i enjoy bodybuilder , what do you do for fun ?


i like to be outdoors. hiking , camping , you know


do you eat a lot of meat outdoors ? like hunting ? i love meat


sometimes i will fish on my trips , but that is it.


nice , do you go alone or with siblings ? i go with my brother fishing


i do not have any siblings. i go alone or with friends


wow , what does your mom do ? my mom works as a secretary


she is a nurse in a hospital


nice , please tell me more


there is not much to tell. i drive her to work sometimes in my truck


do you body build at all like me ?


no , i never got into it


well you should , my brother loves bodybuilding


good for him. i love my stereo


what other things do you like to do ?


fix things on my truck


do you live in the southwest by chance ?


no i do not. i love wearing band shirts with ruffles on the sleeves


thank goodness ! i am petrified of scorpions. i moved north because of them.


haha ok , i have blond short hair. i am a girl and pretty skinny staying in shape


i used to stay in shape helping my dad during his nascar races. do you watch ?


no i do not watch , i listen to music and play video games


my favorite game is call of duty. what about you ?


same here , its an awesome game


totally ! i deliver the mail , but sometimes drive crazy.


yeah is that your job that you do ?


yeah , i deliver the mail. it pays well but the holiday hours are rough.


that is cool. i work at an insurance company


what kind of insurance ? maybe you can help me.


health insurance helping old folks with their policy


i need new car insurance. my favorite grey car was hit.


ouch that reminds me of my car insurance.


i really need to make this chat quick because i need to go to bed


ok lets do it. movies ?


i get up early and brightly but no cats


i was born in south carolina you ? i am a singer


no i m allergic to the fair of cats traps are usually do it


my name is joanna and i like horror films


i do crafts for ordering the pham


interesting , what do you do for work ?


in a very small town that s where i need


i can understand that.


i mean that s where i live how about you


big city now. helps with my career in singing


so what do you see any music you sing


mostly country. like the way it makes me feel and relates to life


you re awesome i hope i can do that


took a very long time for me to land a deal.


hi , how are you tonight ?


i am very well ! i just dyed my hair rainbow


that sounds amazing. i am filling out a match profile.


how is that going ? i am too old to date


my dad keeps setting up blind dates for me. old ?


sounds fun ! i am too old to say.


you are old with rainbow hair ? that is unusual.


yes i am an animal rights worker i am very trendy


he keeps sending random guys to the gas station where i work.


that is scary that would depress me


are you a hippie ? like those nudist colony folk ?


i used to be. now i just like to watch birds with my kitties


your kitties like birds ? do not they try to snatch them ?


sometimes yes. i have to stop them haha


i mean where i come from kitties do not play with birds.


why not ? they must want to eat them


hello ! i just got back from a run. what are you up to today ?


hi ! i am thinking where to go next. i am traveling.


that sounds exciting. what about somewhere that has great food ?


that would be france , french food is the best. but i have been there , 5 times.


wow that is a lot ! i only travel to go to marathons. i need to try france !


are you an athlete ? i try to stay in shape , too.


i would say i am athletic , yes. however i just run and swim. nothing else


do you like swimming in the ocean ? i do.


yes ! i go to the ocean when i do the la marathon each year.


that is nice. i have a yacht , i love sailing it.


a yacht ! that is awesome. i am impressed.


thanks. i wish i could say i earned it. no , inherited.


have you had it long ? i imagine it was hard to learn how to drive it


about two years. i have a captain , so i do not drive it myself.


did the captain come with the yacht ?


no , i had to hire one. the previous one was too old.


how are you doing today


hello , i am doing very well , thank you. i am getting married soon.


that sounds great. i want to get married to eric.


who is eric ? i am hoping taylor swift will agree to sing at my wedding.


off of the fishy movie


i do not think i have ever seen it. how old are you ?


four and two quarters and a penny


lol. that is awesome. i am so going to use that in a snapchat.


what is snapchat ? a barbie ?


social media site. like a cross between facebook messenger and face time.


my mom has facebook and it has pictures


it sure does. do you like legos ?


yes. what color do you like


i love purple , what is your favorite ?


i like red and pink and blue


those are pretty colors as well. i like yellow.


what music do you like , i enjoy bluegrass.


i prefer pop music. i try to stay up with the trends.


skateboarding is my job at times and i am still pretty good


you skateboard professionally ? wow , how exciting ! lots of travel ?


on weekends and i gave up eating potato chips to try to stay slim


what do you do for a living ?


retired now after my tailbone was removed due to a birth defect.


oh my , and i thought my life was dramatic ! do you have a family ?


pretty much alone now after leaving hollister where i worked in high school


love is hard and hurtful. alone is best , i have found.


you speak of things so true and thanks for the positive talk


my best friend betrayed me jerry springer style in high school and it still stings.


oh i am so sorry people need prayer


so very true. i try to focus on my education instead of my heartache.


hi ! do you like purple and lime ?


they are ok ! blue is better than purple though.


unless it is on your hair. mine is brown.


cool ! my hair is sweaty. i just got back from the gym.


ugh. when mine gets sweaty , the curls poof out.


my husband loves it when my hair poofs out.


i have to use three products to straighten mine.


that is crazy ! i hope there are not any animal products in there.


nope. my moms friend uses all vegan products.


wow , that is great. i support that. i am actually vegetarian myself.


i have been vegan since seventh grade.


that is so beneficial to the world and your health ! nice work.


yes , it is. my principal thinks there is something wrong with me.


forget that. he probably has diabetes from all the burgers he eats.


how are you today ? i like you


i am great. just relaxing and knitting some hats for the babies at my old job.


where did you use to work ?


childrens hospital until i became disabled. what do you do ?


i rent out houses to people


that is a great industry. what kind of music do you like ?


like people who are handy ?


yes. i love to cook and i am looking for someone to build me some cooling racks.


lol , i like classic cars


me too what is your favorite ? chevelle ? cadillac ? oldsmobile ?


i get sick on seafood


i prefer to cook vegan food. what do you like to eat ?


i like to eat fried foods


well they are not good for you but they taste great ! do you like french fries ?


i do they so good too


do you have any plans for the weekend ?


hello , how are you doing today ?


i am doing pretty good , how are you ?


great , what is your favorite color ?


green. what do you do for fun ?


green is my favorite too ! i collect teddy bears. you ?


kool ! i like to play fantasy video games.


like stuff where you are a medieval hero or something ?


just like that , i also build model spaceships in my free time.


that is cool. do you have any zoos where you live ?


yes , we do. do you like animals ?


yes , i really love bears. you ?


not really , i am pretty shy. i like cats.


i like cats too. but i have a dog named banjo.


kool , what kind of dog is he ?


hello ! finishing up my nightly glass of wine , what are you drinking ?


i have coffee. up late sewing. you ?


looking over the little league roster. i have to coach in the morning.


oh ! my grandson is in little league. what age group ?


i have the babies. 4 6. they are adorable. i have five boys.


that sounds great ! do you ever go so pro league games with them ?


i try not too. i am a mini van mom , that is their dads job


lol. i get it. i am retired , and i leave that to my kids !


i wish i was retired ! i live on coffee in the day.


it is great , especially once i beat the cancer.


very nice to hear. congratulations !


thanks ! so how old are your kids ?


16 , 14 , 8 , 5 , 5. the youngest are twins.


wow ! that is nice. my kids are grown. grandkids are 10 , 12 , 15 , 17.


those are the fun ages. i like the teens , even though they come with drama


yes , and i can send them home if they act up !


good afternoon. i hope you are well and healthy.


i am. just thinking about taking my bike out for a spin


that sounds lovely. are you an athlete ?


not really. i do race my bike though.


wow. i wish my grandchildren were interested in something similar. but they like smartphones.


that seems to be the thing now. so expensive too


true. and i have come to know a great life does not come from expensive things.


so tre. i just wish i did not have to wait tables to get extra money.


its all tedious at first dear , but i know it will get better for you.


i guess it just really want to be out on my red bike.


sounds like a true joy. i am retired now , so you are inspiring me to try that.


awesome. maybe we could go out riding together.


i would love that. life is too short to miss out on making new friends.


i have to go , talk to you later.


hello , how are you today ?


tired. spent all night trying to do algebra homework i don t understand.


oh no , how old are you. i am 60 , retiring in a few years.


13. i have an older brother who is 17.


nice , i love kids , i work as a librarian


i like our school librarian. she s also our soccer coach. really nice.


that is great , does your family like to travel ? i do


no. not too much. i take a school bus but we mostly stay at home. except thanksgiving


i have been to spain a few times , where do you go for thanksgiving ?


my grandma frankie s house. my mom s mom who lives in ojai.


that sounds like fun , with lots of good food


not really. she s a bad cook and we end up getting pollo loco a lot


oh no ! but you still have to love grandma lol


i love my grandma frankie. but she has whiskers that hurt my face when she hugs me


haha , you sound like a great kid.


i guess. i only wish theda thorpe would go steady with me.


hi ! i hope your day is going well. how are you ?


i am just watching a documentary on the vietnam war. you ?


just listening to some music and playing video games.


awesome. i am cooking some burgers on the grill. cheeseburgers are my fave


i love a good burger , but i try hard to stay thin and in shape.


i am all about fitness. i used to be a gym teacher


did you have a special uniform ? i love my skinny jeans and leggings.


just loose fitting clothing. that is about it


i like band shirts , especially with ruffled sleeves.


i was too poor to afford anything really growing up


is life better for you now ?


yes. i serve food to the poor because of what i went through


truly that is a great way to give back. i admire you.


thank you so much. it is always great to volunteer for a cause.


thanksgiving is right around the corner i am very sad about it !


why are you sad about it ?


just getting older and holidays upset me. how do they make you feel ?


i feel great , just been traveling so much lately. i am 23


traveling , exciting ! do you have any pets ?


nope , i love food to be honest. i own a yacht


sounds like you have fun hobbies ! all i do is bird watch !


cool , i know some people who do. can you cook ?


i cook chicken for my cats sometimes but that is really all !


weird. i rent my boat when i am not cruising


that is neat ! i like to go to animal rights rallies ! do you own furs ?


nope , just faux. what is your gender ?


i am a woman ! what about you ?


i am not sure , i think i am a girl last i checked


hello ! what are you doing up so late ?


i am just listening to classical music


i am hanging out with my dog.


what is your dog breed


i have a black lab , do you have pets ?


no i do not have any pets


they really are great company , especially at night.


i am sure they are


what do you like to do for fun ?


i like to bike and read


so you are kind of outdoorsy , like me. i like to hike. i also like to read.


no i do not like the outdoor that much


where do you bike if not outdoors ?


i do bike outdoor


hi there , i decided to pack up my belongings and move here from germany.


hello. that sounds fun , except i would move to the beach.


the beach is nice , but i am not very good at swimming.


do you play board games ? they are mine and my kids favorites.


i do play board games , but i enjoy more excitement like rollercoasters and skydiving.


skydiving is fun. i also like to go to up concerts , they are my favorite.


i like concerts and i like watching cooking shows , what do you watch ?


mainly documentaries. i am a fan of the walking dead.


that is a great show ! i always make a batch of hummus and watch it.


hummus is great. i like the red pepper.


that is my favorite. i eat alot since i am a vegan.


i am a vegetarian , so i eat a lot of hummus as well.


that is great , we have that in common !


my parents were culinary teachers , they taught me to cook.


hello. how are you doing ?


good. what is your job ?


i work on old cars. how about you ?


i am retired and used to teach gym in school.


do you have any hobbies in retirement ?


i often volunteer at a local soup kitchen.


that is kind of you. do you have any pets ?


i do not have any pets.


i love both my dogs very much.


i like cheeseburgers almost as much as you love your dogs !


that is a bold statement to make !


i must be bold because i grew up in a poor household.


fortune favors the bold. do you like music ?


i like the music in the war documentaries that i enjoy watching.


my favorite music to listen to is country.


do you attend concerts often ?


i see you laughing there. you better not be laughing at my mini van.


i would never do that. i hate my grey dog barnaby and scorpions.


my fourth son hates scorpions too. i do not understand my children.


keep trying. i like grey vans but a nascar car killed my daddy.


sounds like he liked a glass of wine in the evenings.


he does. barnaby is grey , a german shepherd and he hates scorpions too.


kids these days. scorpions are the only thing i ever hear about while coaching.


mom says we are going to sue nascar for killing daddy.


if you can you should go for it. toss me some coffee money when it comes through.


sure , but you have to get in line. my grey dog barnaby is dying too.


you know my fifth son keeps asking me for a dog. it is just too much.


he can have mine. barnaby needs a new home.


i have to decline , my fifth son is my least favorite ; we keep him in the attic.


oh okay. does he play with scorpions or dogs ?


our scorpion pit is located in the basement.


great ! my dad died in a scorpion pit while driving a nascar car. you dance ?


hello , what are you doing today ?


i am thinking about my upcoming retirement. how about you ?


just raising my kids , i am a homemaking dad.


very cool. my kids are grown. i am already 60 years old.


i am not there yet. my oldest in a junior.


how old is your youngest ?


she is 9. i love them all. what work did you do before retiring ?


i work as a librarian , but i am going to retire in the next couple of years.


that is great , i spent ten years in human services.


did you stop when your eldest was born ?


yes , i had to. i am glad to be home. my father helps out too.


why did you have to ?


children need love , and my wife makes more money.


do your children like any interesting activities ?


no , we just go to home depot on the weekends. my father was manager there.


do you like to travel ?


hello there , how are you today ?


i am doing great i just got an apartment


that is wonderful , you should decorate with some pretty roses !


hmm would you mean live roses in a vase or paint them on the wals ?


i would prefer live roses , i have a garden full of them !


i wis i could grow stuff but too busy going to college


does your new apartment have a nice sun room to sit out and drink fancy tea ?


nope very small studio since i am going to college


you should use any spare time to go to a museum , you might see me !


do work work there or just go to enjoy it.. ?


i am the best tour guide around !


nice you can exercise while you work


oh are you into fitness type things ?


not really i get my exercise working in a bar to pay for school


hi , kevin here. i love mexican food , aerosmith and nascar racing and a construction worker.


i am a recording engineer myself. currently living in california


great ! i wear a yellow construction worker hat to aerosmith concerts.


that sounds fun. i would rather be inside though.


wow ! what artists you work with ? i started working at sixteen as a construction model.


no one you know probably. the market was dead last year unfortunately.


oh okay. you like car racing ? i do. i also like mexican pizza.


i love car racing. i am not crazy about lawyers though.


me too ! i wear a yellow construction hat and my dad is a lawyer. bummer huh ?


maybe he is the one that my ex left me for.


oh wow. does your ex like aerosmith ? my dad and i do ?


i do not think so. i own my own studio and she tried to take it.


bummer ! does your ex like mexican food and fast cars ? she could be my stepmom.


no she likes lies and cheating. lol


funny. you think your ex would like construction workers ?


i am 46 with kids , maybe she did not like that.


hello. my name is rob. how are you today ?


my name is kelly. i am well. how are you ?


i am sad today remembering my mom who died when i was a child.


i am so sorry to hear that. my father also passed away. he drove for nascar.


sorry to hear that. my dad is an army soldier.


i thank him for his service.


thank you for saying that. what do you do for fun ?


i play with my german shepherd named barnaby. he is my baby.


i love dogs. i play softball and i love it !


i played softball years ago. i am too busy working for the us postal service.


that is a good job. i work in insurance. it also keeps me busy.


i live in the southwest and i am deathly afraid of scorpions. not a good mix.


that sounds like quite the predicament.


it is. i do like it here aside from that.


how is the weather there today ? it is cloudy and cool here in boston.


it is hot. but thankfully not humid today.


hello. do you know of any apartments for rent ?


hi there. hmm i am not familiar with any. which area are you looking ?


jacksonville. i work at burger king and do not use drugs if that helps.


maybe you can expand your options if you find another career.


i am only 19. just graduated.


congratulations. i work in construction , started when i was 16. it is great money.


that is cool. my friends and i work here , we are hoping to buy our own franchise.


wow that is ambitious. i hope you succeed. personally i prefer mexican food over burgers.


i prefer seafood. my dad makes awesome fish tacos.


that sounds delicious. what type of music do you like ?


metal. mainly metallica. i also love old school rap. tupac is where it is at.


nice. i listen to a lot of aerosmith , they are my favorite.


i like them too. dream on is one of my favorites


great song. how long have you worked for burger king ?


hello ! you like tupac or new kids on the block ?


i liked new kids on the block when i was a kid in the 90s !


i was born in 1981. i take dance lessons too.


i cannot dance at all. but i can wrestle !


i can not wrestle. i am afraid i would break something.


i , being a professional wrestler , have broken a few bones...


i bet. is it really dangerous , like portrayed on tv ?


no , it is all fake. you only get hurt if you are not paying attention.


i would get hurt a lot , with my adhd


i see , do you take any medication for that ?


no , it is entirely diet controlled.


wow , so you like avoid certain foods or something ?


i do. i had to go to a nutritionist. i also take fish oil.


do you think it is working ?


i do. what else do you like to do ?


i volunteer at a shelter. i was homeless once , i want to give back


hi , how are you today ?


good. tired. i had to walk my three dogs.


i love dogs ! do you know the game starcraft ?


i do. i have not played it tho.


i designed parts of it , i am a popular twitch streamer.


oh very cool. i go on twitch for my pot farm updates.


pot farm updates ? like a real pot farm ?


no , the game pot farm.


oh , i do not know of it. sounds fun though lol


it is a cool game. i play it daily.


i am going to have to look it up.


right on ! i own a dog walking service.


that sounds so fun and like perfect exercise.


it is a lot of hard work.


since you have your own dogs it must be easy.


it is now. it was harder when i first started.


hello how are you today ?


good you ? coloring my adult coloring book , do you like them ?


no i think they are for whinny illiterate millennials


well how rude of you. where do you live ?


in nyc i work from my condo


glad we do not live close. i am from a rural part of the u. s. , we farm.


cars is what i spend everything on


that is cool. do you like hockey ?


i love it all those pucks


i do too. especially nhl. have any pets ?


i have dogs and cats


i have one dog , he is a german shepherd.


do you like fruits or veggies better ?


fruits , what about you ?


i really like oranges a lot


they are decent ! my favorite is strawberries.


hi , how are you ? sitting here with my beautiful shepherd.


hey ! german shepherd ? i am feeling pretty crappy right now.


yes ! when i am down , i pick up my coloring book. i love them !


my wife spends so much money on those coloring books


my husband had a hard early life , then adopted , so he lets me get whatever !


how long have you been married ? my wife and i are separating soon.


so sorry. 5 years. and we live in the boondocks.


i wish i lived in the boondocks but i have to stay close to my crappy job.


yeah , well , we are farmers. sometimes it is a hard life.


that sounds better than what i do selling cars.


oh , yeah , i would not like that. we have sheep , horses and german shepherds.


do you have kids too ?


two kids. and they like to color , too !


we have 2 kids too and they like to spend all my money


kids are good at that ! what about pets ?


we have a parrot who can be quite obnoxious.


hi how are you doing today ? what is something interesting about you


i am doing great. i have been shocked


are you ok , what shocked you


i work with electricity at work


yikes ! i am still in high school.


what do you want to do


i think i want to be a veterinarian. i ride horses and follow a vegan diet


i raise cattle and work


where are you living right now


in mississippi with my folks


do you live on a farm or ranch ?


well both i guess do you like animals


yes horses are my favourite but i also have a dog named ben


what is your dog like


he is a golden retriever who loves to run


bessie likes to do that too


hey , jefferson here , i want a rolls royce


good for you jefferson , i am sam and drive a ford pinto


cool. i work for a watch dealer , where do you work ?


i work at a computer shop in town


does that give you enough money to shop ? i love shopping.


enough for what i need. i spend most of my time playing games


oh that is cool , i play video games sometimes.


i love call of duty


i like to play the sims.


my sister loves to play that , i never got into it


it is quite a fun game.


i do roleplaying events in the park on weekends


oh i have seen those people before they are funny.


it is very silly , so i do not take it to seriously


that is good to hear.


what other things do you like to do for fun


hi ! i am from india. where are you from ?


i m from portland or. i just got back from a long walk


haha i just got back from coaching swimming at the pool. walking where ?


i like to walk in parks for good health. no soft drinks for me either !


i love soft drinks when i study computer programming. i wish i could cut it off.


i love sodas with my burgers and fries but i m trying to watch sugar intake


why in particular sugar ? swimming is a good way to burn off calories.


sodas in us made with high fructose corn syrup. bad for you !


very bad but once in a while it is okay !


nah. i want to stay cute and lean for my boyfriend who s a model


i wish i had a boyfriend. all i have is my death metal music.


i won t allow death metal music to be played in my house !


why not ? as long as it is not too loud !


my boyfriend and i share a house and he has a very sensitive psychic cat


a psychic cat ? i would love to know more about that.


he can tell when bad things are going to happen by howling loudly


hey how are you today ?


i am great. you have any animals ?


horses on the farm and you


three dogs , i have a business dealing with dogs.


that is good what dogs name. horses keep me busy.


i do no have names since one part of my job is walking them.


walking is relaxing enjoy to relax after a long day


well , i already walk a ton being a salesman.


what you like to sale and exercise is good


all kinds , but would rather be watching the olympics than walking.


tv relax me after a long day outside


yes , plus its a full house seeing as i am in a polyamorous relationship.


oh my a lot going on music is loud


yes , but following my dads footsteps going door to door selling.


money is always nice just enjoy the country life


yes i agree you are soo right !


hello , there ! having a good day ?


hello ! i am having an okay day. how about you ?


i am a bit tired. i have been training for an upcoming marathon all evening


oh wow. i do not run much. how is that ?


it is tough but keeps me healthy. what are you into ?


i really enjoy fishing and cooking my catches.


that is awesome. i love eating fish and anything clean and healthy.


i do as well. i also enjoy being on the water in any capacity.


i love water too. especially swimming. it is a fun way to exercise.


for sure. i am also really into comic books and heros.


oh those are always fun. i used to read many comics during my hospitalizations.


oh my , what were you in the hospital for ?


i am actually a cancer survivor which is why i decided to become a life coach


oh wow. congratulations on your recovery.


thank you so much. i appreciate it.


what do you do as a life coach ?


what are you doing up this late


i was cooking ! what about you ?


i am walking my dogs


this late ! i am just practicing my cooking. how old are you ?


yes this late can you make tacos


yes ! i love tacos ! there is not much i do not like , i am 23


where do you live


i live in oregon for now but i have been all over the world this year.


have you been alabama


yes. the tacos there were amazing ! where do you live ?


i live in montgomery


i keep my yacht close by there. i am renting it out right now.


you have yacht nice


would you like to travel with me ? i have been almost everywhere.


hello , how are you ? did you eat your bacon this morning ?


no ! i am a jew ! i assume you like bacon ?


i like meat. steaks are cool too. you can have one of those


yeah , that is fine. i prefer savoury foods to sweet anyway. do you like music ?


i do. i have a killer stereo in my raptor. do you like to hike and camp ?


i would , but i live in new york so do not drive , which is difficult


that would be difficult. what about central park ?


could hike there , but camping might be tricky ? do you watch much tv


no , i do not. mom is a nurse and sleeps during the day.


tricky what about in the evening ? the office is my fave at the moment


i work in the evenings , i do not get home until after midnight.


gosh , i thought all the children would need to be asleep by then


i am not a child , lol. i built mom a new home last fall.


impressive you are obviously a hard worker


hi there. how are you ?


i am great. what are you doing up so late ?


i don not know. i should be asleep. i am more of an early bird. you ?


i am definitely a night owl. you know chatting will nott help you sleep.


i know i have been working on s quilt and i do not wanna put it down


i know how that is. i love to craft but being colorblind makes it hard


oh really that sucks. what do you usually like to do then ?


i love to sing. sometimes i go sing karaoke.


oh fun. i have not done karaoke in a long time lol


you should , it is great fun !


i do not have much time. i homeschool my son so all my energy goes into that.


that must be a lot of work but very rewarding i bet


it is. i enjoy spending time with him. do you have kids ?


not yet. i have not found the right man to settle down with.


you will find the perfect man. been with my husband for 12 years now. its great.


that is a long time. good job ! i am envious


hi there. i am a hair dresser. want to chat ?


hi , sure if you stop cutting womens hair so short


but i am so used to cutting hair short , i give my three dogs buzz cuts.


i am a chef and i can cook good but i am not happy about my weight.


oh a chef can you make me a cheese pizza ? i am starving !


short hair is ok for guys and dogs but my husband hates it on women.


i have short hair but i may grow it out for my fave holiday christmas.


i can make 5 different kinds depending what cheese and toppings


i just prefer a plain cheese pizza.


i have 3 hungry kids and a husband to cook for. luckily he works at night.


i would be so lonely if my husband was not here at night.


i am a chef during the day at work and again at home for the kids


how long have you been a chef ?


we like our schedule. that way we do not get tired of each other


that makes sense. all couples need alone time.


10 years and people say i am an awesome cook. lots of repeat customers


hello. how are you tonight ? i am doing great.


hi ! just enjoying the sun during vacation. i am at miami beach.


i would love to take my wife and kids to the beach.


i am on a school trip. brought some 4th graders. i am their teacher.


how many 9 year olds do you have with you ? my youngest is 9.


10. after a swim , we are going to play monopoly. board games are the best !


are you the only adult there ?


my parents are helping , too. they used to teach.


so you are not really on vacation.


later this evening , i am sneaking away to catch up in concert. my fav !


never heard of up. is that a musical group ?


a band. semi vacation. my favorite way to spend vacation is at the beach.


with 3 kids , it is great. with 10 , i would not go to great.


i will do anything to go to the beach ! and i love kids.


i love kids too. almost as much as i like chocolate ice cream but not 10.


oh , yummy ! sounds good right now !


hello , how are you today ?


exhausted driving my five boys around in the mini van everywhere all day.


wow , i am in prison right now


oh no ! what happened ?


i was caught shoplifting at walmart


hope you learn from that. i could really use a glass of wine tonight !


cool , but i am going to be released in a month


glad to hear it. we could meet for coffee my favorite is pumpkin flavor.


me too ! ! ! except i am in a detention center for juveniles


oh you are very young , i am a baseball coach. ever think of playing ?


i would love to but i am old


ok. i am with a little league. have any hobbies to keep you busy ?


yeah i like to count the freckles on my arm


that sounds different. maybe read some good books.


i do not have any books though


i could send you some , my boys have many books. where are you located ?


hello , how are you tonight


i am fine and you


very well , thank you for asking. planning my garden for next year.


amazing fresh foods and veggies sounds yummy


they are , i will use my garden as a teaching environment too


awesome. tell me more about yourself


what do you do for a living ?


i work at the hospital in labor and delivery


that sounds so fun ! the little ones are so adorable.


i work around them so much i do not want none


i can understand that , as a few friends have said the same thing.


plus i work out in the gym 7days a week no time


i need to get back in the gym


its so much fun. i am single and alone so i use it to catch women


does that work ? because i avoid men at the gym


yes it does. it depends on the woman


hi ! i drive a ford truck ! what o you drive ?


i drive a toyota ! what is your favorite band ?


a christian rock band called p. o. d.


i am still rocking to nirvana. i love animals !


that is cool ! i grew up super conservative


my grandfather , all my uncles and my dad were police officers.


my dad , who lives right down the street , is a police officer too !


i have always wanted to be a cop. i work with animals.


i love animals ! since i grew up conservative i got to church every sunday


that is pretty sweet. i love making everyday sunday i cant get him off my mind.


amen ! what do you do for fun ?


i like to run , create art , and take naps ! how about you ?


naps are my favorite ! i like to shoot guns and ride horses


i want a ranch full of animals. i am getting hungry. i need to start making dinner.


i was just thinking the same thing !


what are you going to make ? give me some ideas ! !


hello ! how are you today ?


i am good but missing having family connections


sorry to hear that. i tend to cope with tea.


i like eating papaya when i am sad


i have a library in my house , i like to read books while drinking tea.


when i try to read i say to myself farmer george no time for reading


haha. if you ever want to visit me , i have a beautiful rose garden.


my bees would love your roses


are you a bee keeper ?


yes i am. would you believe farmer george is married to an italian model ?


fantastic ! good for you. that is wonderful


thank you ! what do you do for fun ?


i tend my rose garden and read books. i am deaf in one ear


as long as you can hear out of one its all good right ?


i make do. what about you ? what do you do for fun ?


well i sure do not talk to my family since they hate me now


that is terrible i am sorry. why do they hate you ?


i married magdalena the model and she is the same age as my daughter


that is crazy ! how can they hate you if its true love ?


they think i am only with her for her looks


very sad. but you love her , right ?


i sure do. we were meant to be


true love is the strongest magic. i hope your family can understand someday.


thank you. i hope you are right !


i hope so too ! it was nice talking to you


you too ! best wishes to you


good afternoon how are you doing ?


i am great ! just got in from a long walk.


i do that in my spare time it is good excercise


it is. i live french fries and burgers so i need to exercise !


lol well that is a good reason


yes , where do you live ?


i live in the sunny state of florida surrounded by my huge family


that is so nice ! i just bought a house in tennessee. do you like florida ?


yes i love it my children are always around and my grandchildren are always over visiting


that is wonderful. i am working on being healthier. no soda , just water !


water is all i drink because i had medical issues three years ago


well it is good for you. do you have any pets ?


yes i have a black lab who is constantly at my side


i am a huge dog lover ! i have a mutt i adopted from the shelter.


awww yeah she is my therapy dog i had cancer three years ago


i am sorry but glad that you have her !


hi , want to get to know each other ?


sure ! what do you do for a living ?


i am a student. i study languages , you ?


i am a student also , i have a degree from yale but i am going back soon.


wow , what is your degree in ?


finance , i am going back for business next.


ambitious. i am just about fluent in spanish. i am starting french soon.


wow that is awesome ! thanks , my parents inspired me. they are rich bankers.


rich is probably nice. i would like more money for travel


me too. they make me work for everything i have.


that is for the best. what do you do for fun ?


not much really. i stay pretty busy. you ?


well i try to. i play in a band on weekends


that is nice ! which instrument ? i just bought my first car.


i play the drums. like lane kim. what kind of car


never heard of him. a 2000 bmw. its not much but i am proud.


how are you today ?


great ! how about you ? i am jeremy.


nice to meet you jeremy , my name is sue


hi sue. do you have any pets ?


i have no pets. i do have children though


i have two cats. mistletoe and gingerbread. you can tell i love winter. how many children ?


i have five young sons.


cool. do they all like icecream ? i like vanilla.


they do , they also keep me busy. coffee has become my favorite beverage.


i am a coffee lover also. do you have any collections. i have 1010 hats.


that is amazing , i collect rare wine. i enjoy a nice glass at night.


five boys... yes ! wine ! i am not much of a drinker. no children though.


then you have great peace. and a nice car too. i drive a minivan.


yes , true. do you have any hobbies ?


i never have time , just a glass of my rare wine in the evenings.


i see. i was an ice skater. olympics , 1992 i won a gold.


hello how are you ?


hi. good. i am just picking out paint for my new apartment with my boyfriend.


sounds like a good way to end the weekend


yeah. he will not go for red even though i love it. what is your favorite color ?


i like green but red would be nice also


green is okay. silver is my other favorite.


are you a cat or dog person ?


neither really. i already have 25 3rd grade students in the class i teach.


oh wow that is alot , i am both a dog and a cat


do have a bunch of them ?


nope just 1 cat and 1 dog , not that crazy animal guy lol


i am a bit of a language buff. i am fluent in three languages.


which three languages are you fluent in ?


english , french , and spanish. do you speak any other languages ?


no i do not , but i enjoy a good party


parties are a lot of fun ! do you have other hobbies ?


hi there , how is it going ?


it is going very well


i am going to a gig tonight. do you like music ?


my baby does. she kicks every time.


bless her ! no kids here. more of a dog man.


there is nothing wrong with that


do you have any pets ? my pit bull charlie needs a friend.


no. i am working on the kids


working on them ? that sounds painful !


it will be when i go in labor


how long have you got ?


a couple of weeks hopefully


close , then ! i bet you are excited. nervous ?


i am trying to read the pain away


that reminds me of a song by peaches... do you know it ?


no i do not. is that an old band.


how are you doing this evening ?


i am doing well. i am so close to achieving my dream.


what is your dream ? mine is to meet mickey mouse.


i grew up in a small town and want to live in the city.


i am in the 3rd grade. do you go to school ?


i did when i was little. i finished school and am a lawyer.


do you like the movie frozen ?


i have never seen it before. what is it about ?


2 girls. there is a lot of singing and i know all the words.


oh very nice. are there horses ? i like horses.


there is reindeer that acts like a horse.


interesting. my family had a horse farm when i was little.


ohh i bet that was fun !


it was , my grandparents did it too.


am i alone in this chat room ?


i am here how are you ?


oh good , i was getting confused. i am doing good , how about you ?


i am good i am watching mean girls i love this movie


i love that movie as well. just watched it last weekend snuggled with my two pups.


awe i have a pug and a cat !


since i am single at the moment , my dogs are a valued distraction.


right ? i party a lot cause i am single and bored what do you do for fun


oh i love relaxing. bubble baths after a long day at work are just the best.


nice ! i do a lot of charity work like food banks do you ?


yes , i sometimes volunteer and teach chess to kids at the hospital.


any fears ? i am terrified of heights


i am only terrified of aging ! my thirties horrify me !


oh no ! i try to just live life and party right now !


hi ! i just bought a house ! where do you live ?


congratulations ! i am still at home with my parents in texas


oh , so you do not have any children ?


nope ! i have not even graduated high school yet


oh. are you on the track team ?


no but i do love to ride horses


oh. i want horses , but i have a kid and am expecting twins so i am broke.


aw that is so wonderful ! congrats ! sorry you are broke though


i work as a bank teller so i guess i could always rob the place.


haha i would not suggest it !


what do you suggest i do ?


get famous ? i do not know


if i rob a bank i will be famous. then i can have double money ?


lol no ! i have strong ethics. i am even a vegan


oh. i am omnivorous. it is a dilemma.


i just love animals too much and factory farming is horrible


hello , are you attending church in the morning ?


only if i can get a ride. i am very old and cannot drive


if i lived close , i would take you. i teach sunday school.


how nice. you must love kids.


i do. i do not have any , my dogs are my children.


would you like to know the secret to living as long as i have ?


yes , please. that would be wonderful.


drinking wine , and dancing in the moonlight.


very nice. i do both as well.


doing both of those things has helped me make it to my 100th birthday.


oh wow. i hope i live as long as you !


i may be old , but i am stronger than i look !


very nice to hear. women are often thought of as weak.


women were not even allowed to vote when i was a child.


that is truly awful. thankfully , things have since changed.


lots of things have changed. i remember when televisions were not a common household item.


hello , call of duty is my favorite game. do you game ?


yes i do after all i am a engineer.


nice. my cousin is an engineer and hates video games. but i love donuts.


i am actually a recording engineer. do you have kids ?


so is my cousin , so cool ! no kids , but i do love icp , the band.


oh ok. i am a single dad. and my recording artist died last year. bad luck !


wow , you ok ? did your artist use a ford pinto ? that is what i drive.


i am fine. he just had a n accident here in california.


i do live rpg events over the weekends.


that is cool. i am 46 how about you ?


i turn 83 in a month.


. oh wow. are you retired ?


no , i professionally stream on twitch.


oh i have never heard of that.


it is a streaming platform for gamers.


oh ok , i guess i do not know much on the music side.


hi am going to college and art is my major ,


that sounds lovely. i work as a waitress from time to time for extra money.


two times a year i visit europe since i have descended from christopher columbus.


i love celebrating columbus day !


wonderful. i just love fish and chips. it is my weakness. i love to cook paella


i am not much into cooking. i do ride motorbike though.


do you know what paella is ? neither do i.


yes , it is a mixture of ingredients kind of thrown in one pan.


well i do not know why i love to cook it. it does not sound very tasty.


i do like meat and rice , but i do not go for things like snails or oysters.


yuck... snails. i would never eat a snail.


you are funny ! did you ever ride motorbike ? i love it !


no , i never have. i would die if i did. i just know it.


well i do wear a helmet to keep from brain injury !


that is good unless your head falls off. what then ?


well , i am hoping to keep my head !


hi , just got back from tending my bees !


oh , hi you must be buzzing ? my dogs are afraid of bees.


ha , i love dogs , but my italian wife does not !


no bees for me , it is a scary way to die. an allergic reaction.


i understand , i am glad i am not allergic to papaya , i eat a lot of it !


it is a healthy fruit. i love baked goods it is my heaven.


my mom used to bake , but i do not see her anymore.


sorry to hear that. my mom knitted and passed it on to me.


that is great , could you knit something for my wife ?


sure , christmas is near so scarfs are in the works for the family.


she models clothing , so she may wear it on the runway !


that sounds great , i always dreamed about my creations on the catwalk.


i think your scarfs would look wonderful !


there are very unique and one of a kind i will send you pictures.


hello ! where are you from ?


hey ! i am from nyc what about you ?


i am from a town outside vancouver.


so what brings you around here ? are you here for work ?


actually i am on leave right now


oh okay. may i ask what your occupation is ?


i serve in the canadian army , just as my grandfather did. how about you ?


i went to college for chemistry , but i actually work in a bookstore now.


oh that is cool. i do not like reading though


i do not care for fashion as much as you dislike reading haha


i hate reading so much i dropped out of high school !


must be a very strong dislike then. i actually have a strange disdain toward the color orange


why do you hate orange ?


as a kid i was always bothered by this bright orange lamp my parents had


that sounds scary. i was scared by my grandfather telling wwii stories


oh man must have been traumatizing. what do you do to relieve stress ?


hello how are you doing


i am well. where are you from ?


i am from new york. how about you ?


i am from florida. do you have any family


i have my parents. how about you ?


my wife and i have two children and three dogs


you have a pretty full house.


we do indeed. do you like sports ? i love the nfl and nba


i like college ball. i also like nascar.


what college team is your favorite ? i like north carolina myself


i like usc a lot


coach enfield is a bum !


ha ha. not a fan i see.


yeah i think he will go down in this latest scandal


we all have our opinions lol


yes we do. mine are usually the best


hello , how are you doing ?


hello. pretty good , thanks. and yourself ?


awesome , i just got back from a bike ride.


cool ! do you spend a lot of time biking ?


yup. its my favorite thing to do. do you ?


i love playing folk music. i actually hope to be a professional musician someday


that is interesting. what instruments do you play ?


i can play the guitar and the piano and i also like to sing.


i can only sing when i drink , but i do not like to do that anymore.


i m not a big drinker either. do you have a job ?


construction , like my dad. what do you do when you are not being a rock star


nice ! i work as a custodian. not too glamorous but it pays the bills haha


i feel ya. you gotta do what you gotta do.


exactly. do you have other hobbies besides biking ?


hi how are you


i am doing well today


do you like playing musical instruments ?


i like the drums a lot


i play several and my father played violin ! what else do you like ?


i can tell you what i do not like


what do you not like ?


school. i really really do not like it


i do not like school much either


at least we are on the same page


do you like volunteering anywhere in your city ?


i do not like people


i like people and exploring new places in the city. do you like animals ?


i do. they are quiet and peaceful.


that is awesome. is there anything else you like or do not like ?


hi how are you doing ?


i am enjoying a burger and fries , you ?


i just ate a sandwich tonight it was good too.


yum ! i love eating in my house with my boyfriend


me too my hair is growing how is yours ?


but i never drink soda , that stuff is terrible for you !


yes it is but i drink it i love soda.


i have heard soda makes your hair grow fast


i love to work out do you


soda is also great for cleaning toilets ! !


i will have to try that later sounds cool.


working out is ok , kinda fun if you like that


yes i love to ride the bikes.


i ride my bike to go get burgers and fries !


hi , how are you doing today ?


good ! you ! celebrating with fellow centenarians


nice. i am playing some card games with my family.


that sounds like fun. i like wine and dancing too !


same. i try to get a small workout in a three mile walk for me is key.


awesome ! walking like that you might live forever like me ! !


that is true. my favorite way to unwind is reading a book.


you sound very like minded , just add some wine


which do you prefer white or red ?


fermented. i prefer well aged and fermented. i could bathe in it !


good choice. i always like a nice dry white wine.


i think i should go grab a bottle now and get some dancing music on


sounds like a good way to enjoy a sunday afternoon.


yes indeed. being a centenarian you learn to appreciate these things


hello there , how are you ?


dude , like how are you , like totally ?


well , i have been online all day , pretty much like everyday


i am not so good , was with my buds and cracked up the elbow , totally


do you work from home ?


my hat flew off while i was skateboarding and i lost it , i do not work


wish i did. i hate the factory makes my hair grey. need to dye it again


it hurts and this cast smells like a dead monkey butt , seriously , what color hair ?


blonde , do you do roleplay games ?


boarding and friends is my life , even though they laughed when i fell , no games


not even dracula ? i hate blood though


blondes have more fun , but only if they skateboard , who is dracula ?


that guy with the fangs from romania who turns into a vampire


wow creepy gray haired factory person , like in lost boys ?


i just came back from this monster party , i am so exhausted.


that sounds like fun ! i went out to dance over the weekend.


oh this weekend i had to cook 100 meals for the food bank


what a nice gesture. i take my dog to compete in agility classes.


oh you gave me a great idea , i have a cat and a dog which are lazy


do you ever dress them up ? i am not fashionable.


never tried it , but maybe i should. what is your favorite movie ?


i like forest gump , but i prefer books. i work at a bookstore.


mine is mean girls , it reminds me of the time i was in school with my girlfriends.


i studied chemistry in school , and yes girls were mean.


chemistry was my favorite subject , did you get bullied at all ?


no , but i did wear orange for bullying , but i hate that color.


ah yeah orange is way too bright for me , i prefer a light blue or black.


me too. i am not fashionable , but i avoid orange.


hello , how are you this morning ?


not good. things in my life are not going well.


i am so sorry to hear that. have you tried listening to taylor swift ?


music is not going to bring my wife and kids back !


it will help with your depression , country music does this for me.


since they left all i do is work and play games on facebook.


do you work ? i am a manager at a convenience store.


i do have a boring job. do you go to church ? i am a non believer.


no , i am pagan. nature is my church.


maybe my wife will come back if i lose weight. any suggestions ?


cardio and weight lifting. as for your wife , counseling may help.


i used to ride bikes with my kids alot. do you have kids ?


no , i do not. only dogs.


i have heard pets can help with depression. what breeds do you own ?


springer spaniel and a labrador retriever.


do they make you happy ?


hello there how are you today


i am good. i am just taking a break from unpacking


oh okay that is good. so tell me about yourself


i am a bartender. i use the money to pay for my school


cool. i am currently not working but i help out at food bank sometimes


that is very kind of you to do so


yeah i try. do you have any pets ?


no unfortunately not , but this is a new apartment. i might get a cat


oh okay i actually have a cat and a dog


how sweet ! what are their names ?


leo and jazzy. they are fun to have


very cute names. what do you look like ?


i am 5 foot 7 , average weight with curly hair. you ?


i have ice blue eyes and platinum blonde hair


hi ! how are you today ?


i am feeling healthy and ready to go ! how about you ?


same ! i am feeling healthy and stronger than ever. cancer could not beat me !


are you a survivor ? that is amazing !


i am , thank you so much ! it gave me a whole new outlook on life.


i am sure ! that is why i only eat raw foods.


how do you like it ? i have been looking for newer , healthier ways of eating.


i love it. so do my two kids and wife !


excellent ! i want to get my whole family on board , kids and grandchildren too.


plus , as an economics major , i can assure you that it makes financial sense too !


you study economics ? how interesting ! i worked in finance until retirement.


amazing ! do you like music ?


i love music ! i am pretty eclectic , i like a little of everything. what are you into ?


i love the rolling stones. i see them at least once per year.