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"Kids, on my first day as a college professor, there re two things I didn't know that I wish did." "The first thing was that your mother was in that classroom." "The second thing?" "Well, to explain tt, we have to go back to the beginning of the summer, when, after a year of wrestling with their feelings for each other," "Barney and Robin finally, well..." "Whoo!" "Lily, volume." "Use your indoor "whoo. "" "Sorry, whoo!" "It's jt they kissed!" "They're finally a couple." "Oh, my God, you guys!" "This is our first double date!" "First of millions!" "What if our kids get married?" "!" "Oh, I love this!" "Yeah..." "Lily, listen." "Barney's awesome." "Ron's more than just awe-"some. "" "She's awe-"quite a bit. "" "She's awe-"a whole darn lot. "" "Wait, what are you saying?" "We're just not feeling it right now." "But we'll totally still be friends." "Oh, yeah." "Is it something I did?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, God, no." "No, no, no." "Uh-uh." "Lily, it's not you." "It'ss." "Yeah." "It's us." "You understand, right?" "Sure, of course." "As long as you're happy, I'm happy." "We were gonna take cooking lessons together and we were gonna go on camping trips together and then we were gonna sit around telling funny stories about our cooking lessons and our camping trips." "I know, I know." "(sobbing" "So, has the boat sailed onex tonight or..." "After that, the summer went by way too fast." "Until all of a sudden, it was the Friday before my firsday as a college professor." "Whoa, what's this?" "Oh, boy." "It's just a little something that we got for you that used to belong to my favorite professor of all time." "A fedora." "I'm Indiana Jones!" "That, my friend, is the Dominator 8000, the best bullwhip on the market, according to my whip guy." "Yeah, I have a whip guy." "You know what we should do?" "We should..." "Finish ourd rinks, go out in the alley, and whip stuff." "God, you just get me." "Okay, I should get going." "I got a date." "Oh, are you still seeing that guy?" "Uh, even better, seeing him naked." "What!" "Oh!" "I should go, too." "I hooked up with this Chinese girl last night, and I don't know, it's weird." "I already feel like seconds." "Okay, Ted, you got first whip!" "All right." "(imitating Clint Eastwood) Hey, dummy." "What did tell you about smoking in here?" "Make him whip the habit!" "I'so excited about this whip!" "I got whip fever!" "Just whip him, Ted!" "Don't even aim!" "Just whip him!" "I am so sorry." "No, it's just the whip's not a toy, Ted." "There's such a thing as common sense, you know." "Hey, you can whip me if you want." "I will, some other time." "Whoo!" "So, how long has this been going on?" "All summer." "I knew it!" "I knew it!" "I knew it!" "You guys are boyfriend and girlfriend." "Whoa, hey." "Whoa." "Wow, no." "Whoa..." "Whoa, whoa, whoaLily." "Girlfriend?" "Slow your roll there, Lilypad." "Yeah, yeah." "You've been together all summer." "I dot get it." "Okay, it's like this." "After we kissed, we sat down to have the talk." "We should figure out what this is." "Yes, we should." "Or." "Okay, now, we have to figure this out." "Yes, we do." "Or." "Or..." "Whoa!" "We kept trying to have the talk and then we realized we hate the talk." "Yeah, the talk sucks." "You have to, like, talk." "And be all, "I don't know." ""It's not that I don't like you." ""It'sust that I haven't had a girlfriend" ""in a really ng time." "I hope it doesn't make you mad. "" "Who needs it?" "You needs it." "Guys, you can't just keep hooking up and not at least try and fire out what you mean to each other." "Yeah, we knew you would say that." "That's why we kept it a secret." "We, that and the fact that elaborate lies really turn us on." "No, no, no." "No." "You need tdefine the relationship." "You ne to have the talk." "Or." "Or.." "I know what you're all thinking." ""Who's this cool peer of mine up in front the class?"" "Well, I know the board says" ""Professor Mosby," but to you" "I'm Ted, huh?" "Question." "Awesome." "Hit it." "Yeah, here's my question." ""Ted," who the hell do you think you are?" "Yeah, "Ted. "" "We're supposed to learn from you?" "You failed as an architect." "Well..." "And if you're a professor, where's your h and your whip?" "They're at home." "I didn't think I'd need..." "And where are your pants?" "Oh!" "(gasps" "Oh, God." "Barney, it was awful." "I was teaching..." "Shh, Ted, now's not a good time." "Whe do you keep your condoms?" "Okay, look, mistake #1 was taking that girl's question." "You don't take questions on the first day." "It shows weakness." "Mistake #2 was you should've hit that." "Dude, your pants were already off, u had a classroom full of people to cheer you on, and you n't knock her up 'cause it's a dream." "Class dismissed." "Mistake #3:" "dude, where was the hat?" "Because if y're not going to wear it, I'm taking it back." "I think what Barney's saying is that definitions are important." "You're their teacher, not their friend." "Exactly." "If people don't know their place, nobody's happy." "Amen." "You have to make things clear." "Run tell dat." "Define the relationship." "Yes!" "No!" "Lily, private convo time." "Lily, can't you just let us be happy?" "You're not happy." "You just think you're happy because you feel happy." "And that's not happy?" "Of course not." "You and Robin need to have the talk." "Why?" "Give me one good reason." "I'll give you 20..." "Wow, you can't even think of one." "Headlights." "Deer." "Lily, for the last time, things with me and Robin are as good as they can possibly be." "Oh, hey, look, Brad's here." "I've got two tickets to the Rangers/Canucksame tomorrow night." "I know you're a hockey fan, so I was tnking..." "Uh, oh, um..." "Uh..." "What do I have to do?" "Put a gun to your head?" "Buy you a six pack?" "Oh, come on, Brad, that's..." "Wow, there's really six of them." "Uh, t, uh, I can't." "Why not?" "You have a boyfriend?" "No." "No, no boyfriend." "Great!" "It's a date." "Hey, Barn." "Hey, Brad..." "Eventually, Robin and Brad went to a hockey game." "You're probably wondering why I've been quiet all night." "Um..." "Damn it, Hordichuk!" "You miss another gimme like that," "I'm gonna come down there and put a slapper right up ur beerhole!" "Come on!" "Not really." "The truth is," "I" " I feel kind of weird being out with you." "Oh, man." "Is this the talk?" "What?" "No, this is good." "Let's get it all out of the way." "Robin, I'm looking for something serious." "No, Brad, no, it's..." "But before we go any further, you should know something about my stuff below the belt." "I was born a little different." "God, no, uh," "Brad, no, um..." "This iabout me and Barney." "You and Barn..." "Oh, oh, so you, you guys are..." "Well, we-we-we don't know what we are." "I mean, my heart says "leap into it. "" "My brain says "it's a bad idea. "" "Sounds like you guys need to have the talk." "We're not gonna have the talk!" "Would you just have the talk, okay?" "It's a five-minute conversation, and then you get to have sex afterwards." "It's great!" "Back me up, Ted." "I don't think the talk is necessary." "What?" "!" "Thank you, Ted." "Because Robin is already his girlfriend." "What?" "!" "MacLaren's Bar, four years ago..." "How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend" "Simple: the rules for girls are the same as the rulesfor gremlin" ""Gremlins"?" "Gremlins." "Rule #1:" "never get them wet." "In other words, don't let her take a shower at your place." "#2: keep them away from sunlight-- i. e. don't ever see them during the day." "And rule # never feed them after midnight." "Meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her ever." "What about brunch?" "Is brunch cool?" "No, Ted." "unch is not cool." "Ok, new topic." "How do I pick a tie?" "Simple: remember in the movie Predator..." "I've done all three of those things with Robin." "Is she my girlfriend?" "Just once, I wish you guys would call me on Tuxedo Night." "ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, time to pucker up for the New York Rangers Kiss Cam!" "CROWD Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Okayhow about this?" "If you kiss me and you feel bad about it, you're meant to be with Barney." "Why not?" "Lay it on me." "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Kiss!" "Hey, Bd." "Brad, we can't fight like this all night!" "We both got some good shots in." "Let's call a truce!" "It's oy, dude." "I shouldn't go kissing some other guy's girlfriend." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, girlfriend?" "He come on." "That's putting it a bit strongly." "A bit strongly." "She's no Okay, yeah." "A gifriend's a bit much, Brad, okay?" "Okay, seriously." "We're at the point of physical violence." "Now, will you ease have the talk?" "Because of that?" "Come on." "That's thing." "I'm always punching guys." "Mm-hmm." "Girls" " I'll punch a baby." "I don't care." "Finally, my first clas had arrived." "For real this time." "I knew I had to make a strong impression." "I had thought of everything." "Except..." "Wait." "Does professor have one "F" or two?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Professor." "Pro-fess-or." "They're all staring at me." "Professor." "Uh, I don't know." "Ju do something!" "Two "F's. " That looks right." "I think that's right." "Hey, sorry I went little too far last night." "Oh, look, we've been over this." "Unless I say "flugelhorn," you haven't gone too far." "No, meant punching Brad." "Oh, right." "Look, don't even worry about it." "It's... oh." "God." "The doorknob's broken off." "We're locked in here." "Did, did you do this?" "No." "Flugelhorn." "Did you do this?" "No." "Ted?" "Ted, are you out there?" "Ted's not here, Robin." "Lily, let us out of here." "I'd be glad to." "Just as soon as you and Barney have the talk." "Lily!" "Come on." "Let us out!" "No." "Sit down, define the relationship, write down that definition on a piece of paper, slip it under the door, and if I like what I read, you can go." "We are not having the talk!" "Then you'll die in there." "You're gonna lock us in here?" "Well, guess what?" "Maybe we'll spend the whole day having sex!" "Well, guess what?" "I brought Marshall with me, so maybe we'll do the same." "Hey, guys." "I still hadn't decided what kind of professor I wanted to be- authoritative or cool guy." "I thought I would decide in the moment." "And I did." "About 20 times." "Good morning." "'Sup, dudes?" "Silence!" "This is Architecture 101." "I am Professor Mosby." "But you can call me Ted." "Professor Mosby." "T" " Dawg." "Do not call me T-Dawg." "Ner take questions on the first day." "It shows weakness." "Also, don't look right here." "Okay, good luck." "Byesies." "This was it:" "my crossroads moment." "What kind of professor was I gonna be" "I had to decide." "Please save all your qstions until the end of the lecture." "Thank you!" "Now..." "Professor Mosby d arrived." "Of course, if I had taken that girl's question- who, by the way,was not your mo" "Your mom was sitting..." "Wait, let me finish this story al quick." "Here's what that girl wod have said." "I'm sorry to bother you,Professor Mo but this isn't Architecture 101." "This is Economics 305." "You're in the wrong classroom." "Yes, I was in the wrong classroom." "And thus began the most humiliating seven minutes of my life." "Here's your ink-about-it for the day." "Every single person in this room is already an architect." "Architect?" "Hmm." "Ooh." ""We're just hanging out. "" "Just hanging out?" "Not good enough." "Not good enough!" "Can anyone here tell me what this class is really all about?" "Economics?" "No." "No, no." "Don't laugh." "He's not..." "He's not entirely wrong." "An architect must be economical in his use of space, so, well done." "Looks like somone's building towards an A, huh?" ""We're seeing where things are going. "" "I'll tell you where things aren't going- out of that bedroom." "Not good enough." "Not good eugh!" "You- why do you want to be an architect?" "I don't want to be an architect." "Yes." "Yes, exactly." "It-It's not something you want to be." "It's something you need to be." "You dot have a choice, right?" "None of you has a choice" "No questions!" ""We're Barnman and Robin. "" "Oh, come on, you got to admit, that's kind of funny, Lily." "Not good enough." "Not good enough!" "So if any of you have even the slightest inclination to do anything with your life other than become an architect, you're wasting my time and yours." "There's the door" "You can go." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Wait, wait, wait." "Don't-Don't all leave!" "Architecture's fun!" "Look!" "I brought a hacky sack!" "Sorry, I'm late, everyone." "My name is Professor Calzonetti." "This is Economics 305." "You may return to your seats." "Uh, sorry, sir." "This is, uh, Architecture 101." "Who invited their dad, right?" "Young man, for the last 28 years," "Economics 305 has been taught right here in building 14, room 7." "Uh, yeah." "Buddy, I'm sure 200 architecture students and their professor all got the room wrong." "T" " Dawg, you're in the wrong room, bro." "Sorry." "Coming through." "Excuse me." "Whoa." "20 minutes late on your first day?" "That's rough." "Mm." "Yeah, but here's the funny thing." "By that point, I didn't have time to think about what kind of teacher I was going to be." "I just got up there and talked about architecture." "And it was kind of great." "That's awesome, Ted." "Yeah." "Congratulations, buddy." "Thanks." "Nice job, Ted." "Hey, Ted, door five!" "Were you there?" "Yeah, I got you, buddy." "They still haven't had the talk, huh?" "I think I know how to speed things up" "Oh, not cool!" "Pancakes, fresh bacon." "It is so yummy." "Uh, dude, I'm starving." "Let's..." "Let's just have the stupid talk." "Come on." "Fine." "But how do these this even work?" "What do we say?" "Huh." "Where do you see this relationship going?" "Oh, my God, that sounds so cheesy." "(laughing I know, right?" "Totally." "But, um, where-where do you see this relationship going?" "I don't know." "I mean, it's not like I don't like you." "I just haven't had a girlfriend for a long time." "I hope that doesn't make you mad." "Mad?" "I feel the same way." "I suck at relationshs." "I mean, except with Ted." "Man, he really got it right." "I know it's a cliche but he really ruined me for other men." "Of course, I wasn't in the room for this conversation, but I have to imagine Robin said something like that." "Hmm." "Maybe we should go back to being jt friends." "Maybe." "But, um," "I don't want to stop having sex." "Oh, good." "Me, neither." "Yeah." "Friends isn't gonna work." "Nope." "Oh, we're not good at being friends." "We're nogood at being in a relationship." "Wh are we good at?" "I know something we're good at." "I don't know." "If we're gonna do it again," "I'm gonna need some Gatorade, or..." "No!" "No, t that." "Lying." "Okay, think about it." "We spent the whole summer lying about being just friends." "Why not just keep lying?" "Really?" "ROBIN:" "Yeah." "Really." "We sat down." "We had the talk." "Barney's my boyfriend now." "And Robin's my girlfriend." "I know it sounds nuts, but it feels good to say." "We're both afraid of commitment, but, the fact is, we also can't live without each other." "And if the alternative is not being together, then it's worth taking this risk 'cause she's awesome." "And he's awesome." "He looks nice in a suit." "She can handle her Scotch." "He's my boyfriend." "And she's my girlfriend." "Oh!" "Good enough!" "We are good." "She bought it." "Hook, line, and sinker." "are good." "Oh, totally." "Mm." "So, you want to get some breakfast?" "You know, brunch actuall does sound kind of good." "Hmm." "Well, lead the way, sweetie pie." "Wow!" "Flugelhorn." "Yeah, that felt wrong." "Mm." "Mm." "You do realize they were lying, right?" "No, Ted." "They don't realize they weren't lying." "And that's the story of how Barney and Robin became boyfriend and girlfriend." "Oh, hello." "Hello." "Good evening." "Hello." "Don't get up." "Didn't we meet on a yacht?" "Hello." "What?" "Oh, no!" "Did I not tell you guys that it was Tuxedo Night?" "Doesn't feel very good, does it?"

"Valencia, CA 2:43 am" "Yeah." "Shit." "Where is he?" "Gotta go." "What's the latest?" " Nothing." "They say the first 24 hours..." " Right." " Did she understand?" " It's not their fight." "Did she understand?" "It's not their fight." " Hey." " Hey, Linus." " Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?" " It's not their fight." "Any change?" "He's in critical condition, but he's still alive." "You know, if he doesn't..." " Is Stan there?" " Yeah, he's been there an hour." "Stan'll tell us what's going on." "Myocardial infarction." "He's endured an incredible shock to his system." "Can he recover?" "Yes." "Will he recover?" "It helps if they have something to live for." "Family?" "Friends, then." "Maybe that'll be enough." "Reuben, when it comes to Willy Bank, you can 't rely on contracts." "My lawyers say they're ironclad." "Four weeks earlier..." " Give me credit for my business sechel." " I don't think it's a good idea." " Neither does Rusty." " Well, I'm doing it." "It's done." "And you tell Rusty that I won't have to pull jobs to keep my hotel solvent." "Hey, Reuben." "You fellas are young." "You don't understand." "Do you know that the Inuit people put their elders out on a ice floe to die when they're too old to hunt?" "Thanks." "That's just a myth." "Well, that ain't gonna happen to me." "I can still hunt." "This is it." "It's my chance." "I used to mean something in this town." "I would walk into a restaurant." "If it was full they'd snap out a new table for me like that!" "If you're worried about your place in history let us get a street named after you, or a boulevard." "We can talk about that when I'm dead." "Danny I appreciate you coming this far to see me, but I gotta do this." " Reuben!" " Partner!" "Reuben!" "Oh, so good of you to come." "Of course." "Of course." "Are there more items for my punch list?" "I got so much energy, I can hardly sleep from the excitement!" "Where are you at on the visas for the chefs?" "My man in Washington says they'll be stamped by the time we open." " No, no, no." "Not good enough." " That's what I said." "Oh, that's good." "And the chandeliers?" "My ex-wife's new brother-in-law..." "You don't need the details." "It's done!" "Half price." "They're already at the warehouse." "And because I know it mattered to you I appeared before the city council." "The one-way street leading away from the rear entrance now leads toward the rear entrance." " All roads lead to the Midas!" " This is perfect!" "Great views up here." "Where's the partners' desk gonna be?" "Oh, no partners' desk." " Two desks?" " No two desks." "One desk." "One chairman's desk." "One." "The arrangement is changing." "Was changed." "As a matter of fact, there is no arrangement." "Everybody said that you would try to screw me." "That you done it to every one of your partners." "But I defended you." "I said, " No!" "Me and Willy Bank been around long enough that we both shook Sinatra's hand." "And there's a code among guys that shook Sinatra's hand."" "Screw Sinatra's hand." " Screw...?" " You're dead weight." "You think I'm gonna carry you and pay you at the same time?" "Reuben, you're out!" " Never." "This is my land." " Was." "Was your land." " You signed it over to the corporation." " For 50-percent interest!" "Which I'm gonna ask you to sign over to me for a small cash payment." "I'm not signing that." "Get out of here." "I'm not signing that." " Are you gonna throw me off the roof?" " Well, I don't want to." "This is wrong." "This is all wrong." "You're leaving me with nothing." "You know, you're right." "And it's rude." "Here." "It's the first batch." "Just got made." "You changed the name." "I like it better!" "Don't you?" "Reuben." "He always was too trusting." " Is, Saul." "Is." " Of course." "Is." "You try talking him out of it next time." "Look, Bank hurt Reuben." "I know how that makes me feel." "I know what that makes me wanna do." "I'm gonna get close to Bank, and I don 't care if it gets messy." "I'll drive you." "We'll get him leaving his barber." " Then I'll inject him." " I'll find a spot to get rid of the body." "All valid ideas." "Great initiative." "But..." "But even though Bank stepped over the line we have to do what's best for Reuben." "Which means, we offer Bank a Billy Martin." "What?" "He goes for it, and that's it?" "He just gets off?" " That's the rule." " That's the rule for someone who understands the rules, which Bank don't." "He already broke them." "So he don't get the chance." "For Reuben I think we give him a chance." "I need answers before I ask questions." "You get that?" "All right, do it." "So some guys I take seriously told me you're a serious guy." " Good." "What I want, what's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored." " I'm here to give you a chance to do that." " Oh, you're gonna give me a chance?" "Okay." "It's a Billy Martin?" "I pass." "Last time I looked..." "And I look every morning." " It was my name listed as owner on more valuable property in this state than anyone else in history." " Which means you got a lot more to lose." " Well, I don't lose." "People who bet on me to lose lose, and they lose big." "You come at me, you better know I move quick and when I do, I slice like a goddamn hammer." "So you're not gonna make Reuben whole?" "If Reuben was too weak or too stupid to see what was coming down then you know what?" "He doesn't belong here." "He's made the right choice:" "Roll over and die." "Let him be." "How long do I have to wait for a conduit?" "I don't want the labor pains." "I just want the baby." "Six months later..." "Well, thanks for coming." "Thanks for the hundred grand." "If this takes longer than a day, though, we're gonna have to renegotiate." "That's fair." "I'd like some Sencha or Genmaicha." "Green tea." "Yes, sir." "And don't burn it." "Pour it just before boiling point, not after." "Green tea." "Sì, signore." "Just us three?" " For now, we figured..." " Figured we'd talk to you first." " Good Lord." "How stuck are you?" " Stuck." " Stalled, really." " Stuck." "Run it for me." "Don't leave anything out." "Give me the big picture." " You wanna...?" " It's all yours." " Where should we start?" " With the hotel." "Bank's swinging for the fences on this one." "Forget weekenders and conventioneers." "He's built this place for whales." "It's a shoo-in for the Five Diamond Award." "The marble was handpicked in Italy." "The chefs stolen from the highest-rated restaurants in the Michelin guide book." "In the villas, for his big players, the silverware is actually gold." "Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness:" "Ego." "He's been spending his days checking and rechecking every inch of the property getting ready for the grand opening." "It's a compulsion." "Bank's right-hand man is a woman:" "Abigail Sponder." "We're gonna have to let you go." "Turn in your uniform." "I only gained 4 pounds." "You can't." "Your body mass index is not what it's supposed to be." " But Ms. Sponder..." " Oh, no, baby doll." "It's your butt that's the problem." "You can 't fire no waitress based on appearance." " That's just unconstitutional." " Lf they were waitresses." "They're actually hired as "models who serve" so Bank can monitor their physical appearance." "It's a cruel, cruel practice." "Between Bank and Sponder, the place is covered." " When's opening night?" " July third." "Got fireworks at the stroke of midnight." "The whole shebang." "We're going in now?" "It's already open." "It's a soft opening, to test the place before the grand opening." "It's kind of like an out-of-town preview, only it's in town." "Soft opening, grand opening." "When they opened the Flamingo one day it was closed, the next day it was open." "End of story." " I know, I was there." " Well, it's different now." " So when is opening night?" " July third." "Now, the top casinos can clear $3 million a day just on the floor." "Bank, with his high-level players and no limits, is projecting 5." "But in exchange for the loans, he had to give up 6 of the 9 seats on the board." "He doesn't control his company, and a couple of the guys aren't friendlies." "So he has to clear 500 million in the first quarter or he gets dumped out of his own hotel." "And, of course, Bank wants another Five Diamond Award." "Fifth in a row." "Every hotel I have ever owned has won a Royal Review Five Diamond Award." "The Sagarro Inn, five diamonds." "The Peloponnesian, Monte Carlo, five diamonds." "The Grand Sapphire, Singapore, cinco diamantes!" "The Otemanu Crest, Tahiti..." "I've never not won one." " So how are you gonna get the diamonds?" " We're not." "We thought about it, then we decided it was..." "Impossible." "But he's not gonna be winning any more." "Tell him about Debbie." "Yeah, tell me about Debbie." "Debbie is concierge at The Bank." "She's very ambitious in a good way, for us." "As soon as I said the words "general manager" and "Macao" she was in." "I put a cherry on top to make sure." "We found out who 'd be reviewing the hotel." "We're gonna get to him before Bank can." "I feel bad." "It's like torture." "This is war, kid." "There's gonna be collateral damage." "And he gets the Susan B. Anthony at the airport." " He doesn't know that." " So what?" "He has to know why he won to enjoy it?" " Who says?" " So you'd go through that for 10 million?" "No." "I'd do it for 11 mil." "Now, we've found out Bank is tapped into the federal fingerprint database." "Highly illegal." "We came up with a way to piggyback his system between firewall checks." " Very interesting stuff out there." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "What else?" "We're gonna get his whales." " How?" " He talked to Denny Shields." "Denny Shields?" "After he bragged about you guys to Toulour and started that whole slog?" " We need him." "I should've kept my mouth shut." "And then I saw that guy walking around." "I didn't know who he was." "He was just some guy to me." "And I guess I pissed him off." "Denny, there's no way you could've known who he was, so just forget it." "It's okay." "Let it go." "Well, the other stuff I got taken care of is all straight." "I got 18 whales." "I spoke to their handlers, I spoke to their managers, I spoke to their assistants." "Every one of them's gonna leave." "We're gonna do it in two tiers." " I'm leaving first." "They're gonna follow." " Great." "Okay." "But you gotta make sure they win, because these guys usually lose." " And when they lose, they get comped." " They're gonna win big." " How big?" " Five hundred." " Million?" "Just the group of you?" " No." " No, it's a reverse big store." " Right." " Doesn't matter if we win." " As long as the casino loses, yes." "That could actually work." "So you need to rig..." "Craps, blackjack, roulette, slots." "Now this polymer reacts to ultrasonic pulses." "But it's not metallic, so the compasses on the table won't detect it." "And it don't affect the weight when they mike the dice." "Now, this..." "Not really a lighter?" "Dice are controlled from the manufacturer all the way to the floor." "Which is why we went all the way to the manufacturer." "You think they could kick on the air conditioning?" "It's dangerous." "Put your mask back on." "Danger is my middle name." "So that's not your problem." "So you're jammed on blackjack?" "We've embedded Livingston in the Shuffle company." "The tack will stimulate your EKG much in the same way a lie would." "But you have to step on it during the control questions name, birthdate, so on so those levels will match the stress levels of your false answers." "Got it." "How much is this gonna hurt?" "If you're doing it right, should be excruciating." " Is your birthdate February 11 th, 1965?" " Yes." " Are you wearing a white shirt?" " Yes." "Have you ever been involved in the commission of a crime?" "No." "Have you ever defrauded or attempted to defraud the gaming industry?" "No." " Alex?" " Solid." "I love technology." "To look at you, I'd swear you were being evasive but the machine says you're clean." "I'm just a little nervous." "I really want this job." "Well, you can relax now." "Welcome to Shuffle Royale." "The Shuffle Royale." "Well, I doubt I've heard the last of that one." "So if blackjack is not your problem, it must be slots." "Progressives run off computer chips now." "You're gonna have to program in a trap door." "I can probably find you someone to do that." "Thanks, Roman." "We got somebody on the inside." "A great kid named Eugene." "He's got a little too much downtime." "He's run up a nice online gaming tab." "He won 't be able to keep it a secret much longer." "Now I have no..." "Yeah, it's crazy." " How bad is it?" " It's bad." "I owe $30,000." " So it may as well be a hundred." " All right." "Let's call it a hundred." "Thanks, Danny." "Eugene, my pleasure." "Now tell me how you're gonna program that trap door." "So if that's not the problem, it must be roulette." "Cutting edge in that game is infrared scanner in the shoe wired to a microcomputer somewhere on your person which figures the probability of where the wheels will land to three digits." "Yeah, we tried that." "The way he was dressed didn 't help." "Not very subtle, this guy." " So you're stuck on roulette." " No." "We're going lo-fi." "We figured we'd get some loaded balls in there." "You're kidding." "How are you gonna deliver?" "Two stages." "First, we position a man of our own." "There's a gaming expo the day of the grand opening which Bank is committed to attend, to show what a regular guy he is." "Frank's suiting up as the gamer." "The men who make the decisions are very, very hard to impress." "That's why I'm asking each and every one of you to help me sell it by being the most classy, genteel ladies." "The image that we're looking for is a tasteful elegance." " What exactly do you want us to do?" " Raise those skirts up about three inches." "Second part:" "We tie Frank to one of theirs, a pit boss with sticky fingers." "How much for these?" "Does Willy Bank know you're stealing his gold flatware, Neil?" "How do you know my name?" "Oh, we know a lot of names." "Know your wife, Mary, your kids, Leanne and Dolly." "We know you're the pit boss at the casino." "Come on, you don't wanna..." "Please!" "We don't wanna hurt you." "We wanna help you." "We want to double your salary all in one night." "What do you need me to do?" "Right now, nothing." "Go home, do your job and at the appropriate moment, somebody will present themself to you." " Enough said?" " Enough said." "Who is the shill at the expo to rope Bank?" " We're still looking." " We'll find someone." "Make sure it's someone he really despises." "Back to macro." "What is your exit strategy?" "The players won't be in on the scam, so they'll all think it's their lucky night." "But you'll never get them out the door with all their winnings." "They'll dump it all back." "That's Vegas, and that's your problem." "Well, the exit strategy is a problem, it's not the problem." "The problem is security." "We're drawing a blank." "And it's a little spooky." "The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market." "All I hear is there's never been a system like this." "I found out where they designed it, but I can't get in the building." "I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money four of my best IDs, and I am nowhere." "Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed." " Do you have anything?" " I think I have a name." "I don't even know if it's right." "They're calling it..." "The Greco." "The Greco Player Tracker." "They're putting it in Vegas." " I'll give you back the hundred grand." " Why?" "Danny, I like you." "And you, Rusty." "I mean, you got style." "You got brio." "You got loyalty." "You two are the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world but even they went off the boil." "You're analog players in a digital world." "You're done." "Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco, and crush him but it can't be beat." "It can't be hacked, and it can't be beat." " Not even by you?" " With 18 months nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, women or distractions maybe." "You know everything about this thing." "Everything except where it was being deployed." "The inventor is an old schoolmate of mine." "His name is Greco Montgomery." "Pompous ass named it after himself." "Greco?" "Roman?" "You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school." "So, what's so tough about this thing?" "It's an artificial-intelligence security system." " They must be field testing." " You mean it has a brain?" "A hell of a brain." "It doesn't only think, it reasons." "It reads every permutation in every wager in every seat in the entire casino hand by hand." "It's wired into floor security cameras that measure pupil dilation and determine if a win is legitimate or expected." "It gathers biofeedback, players' heart rates, body temperatures." "It measures on a second-by-second basis whether the standard variations of gaming algorithm are holding or are being manipulated." "The data is analyzed in real time in a field of exabytes." "Exabytes?" " You know what a terabyte is?" " Yeah, it's a..." " An exabyte is a million terabytes." " Right." "The Greco is housed in an impregnable room." "Shock-mounted, temperature-controlled and it locks down if it even senses it is under attack." "If it locks down, they wouldn't even be able to get out of the room." "Couldn't we just shut it off?" "You know, cut the wires?" "That could work." " Better, kick the plug out at the socket." " Seriously." "Short of walking into that room with a bloody magnetron around your neck..." "You know what a magnetron is?" "Something that screws up the Greco?" "Short of that..." "I'm kind of shocked this is where we are, because this is a problem." "That's what I said." " Lf we could somehow shut it off..." " There's no "if."" "It cannot be shut off." "You'd need a real natural disaster, an actual act of God." " But if we could beat it..." " You can't." " But if we did..." " You can't." " You could." " Don't flatter." "If we could, how long would it take to reboot?" "Because it's so sophisticated, three and a half minutes." " Might be enough." " Pick your natural disaster." "Get me a laptop." "The drill accesses through a sewer main off Paris Drive." "It grinds along into the northwest corner of the hotel, here." "Probably about six rpm, so you won't wake all the neighbors." "When it reaches the resonant frequency, the building acts like a tuning fork." "To people inside, it will feel like an earthquake." "That should knock out the Greco." "And that's your exit strategy." " Hey, Bash!" " I'm up here!" "Hey." " Here you go." "Okay." " Great." "Hey, where are the mags?" " Linus..." " Look, I can't buy those things." "I need them!" "I can't leave." "Why are you such a...?" "I'm sorry!" "Ask somebody else." "Ask Livingston." "You're such a wowser." "Look." "Read this to Reuben." "I've done research." "Positive messages get through." "I can't say this." "No, I'm saying it." "You're just the vessel." "Come on, Basher." "Why don't you take a break?" "I'll watch all the equipment, and you go read it to him." "Shit!" "You know, when they were digging the tunnel they had teams of guys monitoring this." "Yeah?" "How many?" "Teams!" "That's a 5.6." "If you don't think a 5.6 is possible, or even likely then quite frankly, you don't know much about the Billups-Mancini Report specifically the section on the Mojave Block." "I know what you're hoping:" "That it'll just be a blind thrust fault." "It'll just..." "See that?" "That's Rusty." "See Rusty?" "He's doing an Irwin Allen." "See that?" "He's not deaf, Linus." " Bottom-line me here." " Close your hotel, permanently." " What?" "We haven't even opened yet." " What are all those people downstairs?" " A soft open." " It's like an out-of-town preview." "You think you can just come in here, tell me to close my hotel?" "I'm not gonna close my hotel." "If you'll let me come in with my team for a few days, I can prove what I'm saying." "There is no way we are exposing our exclusive clientele to a bunch of..." "Scientists?" "We wouldn't want that, would we?" "Let's just hope for the best, shall we?" "That should be enough." "Take this." "It's a standard torsion seismograph." "If there is a foreshock, it will register, and you just might have time to evacuate." "I don't want this thing on my desk." "Let me tell you what you don't want:" "Your hotel on the cover of TIME magazine in a twisted heap of steel and glass, you and your customers are underneath it." "Headline reads, "Who's To Blame?"" " That's what you don't want." " Okay." "Put an evacuation plan on paper." "Will do, sir." "Consider it done." "I do thank you for your time." "If you wanna put yourself to good use, why don't you hit the tables?" "Oh, I don't gamble, sir." "Neither should you, not with people's lives." "I'll screen the meetings more carefully next time." "Sorry, Mr. Bank." "And now we have a camera in Bank's office." "I'll see you, Reuben." "A letter from Basher." ""Dear Reuben." "As the band said, 'Two hearts beat as one.'" "When men have been in battle together, they are bonded like the flower and the soil and the sun." "And like the moon catches the light..."" "Reuben, I'm gonna go ahead on and leave this here." "I'll see you, pal." "So she says, "What'd I do?"" "And I said, " What do I look like, a pancake eater?"" " So you just left it there on the floor?" " Right on the floor." " For how long?" " Next morning." "Good." "Yeah." "Thanks, Debbie." "Pack your swimsuit." "All right." "I don't wanna see any slack faces in the front of the house." " Only happy faces." "No slack faces." " Right." " Go!" "Go, go!" " Right." "I'm sorry." " Mr. Shields!" " Thanks." "Where are you going?" "We got you booked through grand opening." "A friend of mine, a very serious man told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel." "I'm taking his suggestion, Willy." "He can't be too serious if he knew what I got in store for you." "Willy, I'm out of here." " Oh, come on." " See you, Willy." " I really hate to see you go, man." " Let's go." "Bank here." "Confirmed?" " Where?" " The gentleman in the trilby, sir." "The what?" "The Dr. Dolittle hat." "Well, why didn't you just say that?" "Okay." "Okay." "Yes, sir." " Excuse me, Mr...?" " Chubb, Kensington Chubb." "Mr. Chubb, would you like to follow me?" "I might be able to move things along." "How very nice of you." "No, no, no." "Her Highness is a very delicate animal." "It upsets her so if anyone but Papa carries her about." " All's well, dear." " Why don't you just follow me?" "You're very considerate." "I do appreciate what you're doing for me." "Oh, sorry." " Why does he get to go...?" " He's a VIP." "So, what's that make me?" "A VUP?" "A very unimportant person?" "I have a reservation." "Why don't you go on break, Jim?" "I'll handle this guest." "Hello, sir." "Sorry for the wait." "Welcome to The Bank." "Hello." "Kensington Chubb here." " Saul, it's me." "He's in his room." "Blast him." " Got it." "Gloves and mask." "Don 't take any chances." "Got it." "Hello." "Front desk." "Yes, I'm in room 1706, and there's some sort of terrible smell in here." "It smells like..." "Well, I need to move." "Certainly, sir." "I'll see if we have anything available." "I'm sorry, sir." "We are booked through the grand opening gala." "I'll let you know if anything opens up." " Enjoy your stay at The Bank." "Goodbye." " But I..." "Let the VIP concierge know that I'm ready to see all available rooms." " Right away, Mr. Chubb." " Thank you." "Her Highness is so very sensitive to smells." "If you keep complaining they will fire us all just for listening." "I'm just saying the conditions are brutal." "You can't disagree." "The money... short." "The hours... way too long." "That's Mexico, bro." "Have all of you forgotten Zapata?" "When the poor had their land stolen they figured it was lost for good." "But Zapata said to them..." "It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." "And they fought." "And they fought." "Hello." "I'd like a table for one." "I hear your risotto is tremendous." "It is tremendous." "The name on the reservation?" "I'm a walk-in." "I'm sorry, sir." "I can't accommodate you." "Those are reserved." "May I recommend one of our other restaurants?" "Ling Su." "Cantonese-inspired Szechuan cuisine." "Great." "Okay, it is not a prop for prop's sake." "No, the Brody can work." "Just because you have the greatest cover known to man you don't even have to think about these things anymore?" "Congratulations." "No, maybe you're getting soft." "No, I'm not gonna put Danny on." "Or Rusty." "Just..." "Goodbye, Dad." "Okay." "I rerouted all the impulses going to the main randomizer." "In blackjack, the best score you can get is 21." "It's called blackjack." "So the result should be 20s and blackjacks to all the players, with a dealer "bust."" "Your cards." "That's mine." "Okay, do over." "Do over." "Okay, I'll keep working." " Good." " Good." "I'll have the dumplings and the shiitake-mushroom tempura." " And a sparkling water." " Okay." "I'm gonna finish this." ""Staff." "Casino." "Food." "Room cleanliness."" "At this point, there's nothing I can do to help him." "You said that he'd be, whatchamacallit, ambulatory by now." " Are you keeping his spirits buoyed?" " We're working on it." "Thanks, Stan." "No, no." "That's way too much." "It's not like I removed a bullet." "This time." " Hey, Linus." "How's it going?" " Dr. Stan." "Great." " We're dead." " What?" " The factory in Mexico is offline." " Offline?" " What does that mean exactly?" " I couldn't get details." "It just shut down." " You don't think that he...?" " Yeah, I do." "So he says that they want their bread and they want their roses too." "You gotta get down there and straighten this out." " But he doesn't listen to me." " You're going." "If we don't get this factory back online, we're gonna have to dock this showboat." "What he means is the whole operation hinges..." "Dude, I got the showboat metaphor." "Thank you, Linus." " All right, I gotta get back." " What?" "What do you mean, what?" "A little something for the effort, maybe." "We pool tips!" "The other guys are gonna think I'm kiting." "All right, okay, fine." "Come on." " You want it to come out of my pocket?" " I ain't got money till I get my check." " Yeah?" " What is this?" "Take it easy." "What's the problem?" "The tri-cone optimizers that feed into the nipple-sleeve receivers perforated their lubricating bladders and began punching against the side walls." "Picture a knee, but without any cartilage." "Bone on bone." "There's a shearing effect when alloys of different density abrade." " The softer of the two..." " Magnetizes, reversing polarization." "Where's that put us?" "Cattled." "Good news is, there's another B-600, the one that dug the Chunnel." "I thought we had the one that dug the Chunnel." " We did." " This one dug from the French side." "Bad news is, we're gonna have to buy this one, and it's expensive." "How much do we have left?" "If I tap the whole contingency, just over 10 million." " How close does that get us?" " No." " How much is it?" " Thirty..." " Thirty?" "...six." "Thirty-six?" " There's no way to do it without the drill?" " The drill's the exit strategy." "Well, is there a way for us to raise money?" "I've got everything I have in this already." " So do I." " Me too." "We all do." "If any one of us was lying up in that bed, Reuben wouldn't rest till he made it right." "I gotta go up there and tell him we failed, and there's nothing we can do about it?" " So we're stopping?" " I'm not saying that." "So, what, then?" "Mr. Reuben is talking." "He ask for Mr. Danny." " Rusty." " I don't wanna go." "No." "I hear cars pulling in." "I hear whispering conversations." "Linus crying." "Why don't you tell me what everyone else seems to know?" " Well, we came in here to..." " The thing is..." "Wait, wait." "Hi, Reuben." "Good to see you smiling again." "Can I talk to you guys for a second?" "That's your idea?" "We've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've searched every..." "We've talked to everybody we can trust." "It's not a great idea, but it is an idea." "I think as long as we have one idea, we shouldn't give up." "I was really hoping to avoid that this time." "Number one:" "If any of you try to screw me, you'll be dead." "I'm gonna be looking in on the operation to make sure." "Number two:" "If I lend you this money, I'm your senior partner." "Last money in, first money out." "And you will double my investment." "Double." " Was that a yes?" " Double." "That monstrosity that Bank calls a hotel casts a shadow over my pool." "Break him." "Break him in half." "The man has no taste." "Yet, every time he opens a hotel he wins a Royal Review Board Five Diamond Award." "Every time he wins a Five Diamond Award, he celebrates by..." "We know." "By buying one for his wife." " You mean five." " One is five." "Number three:" "I want you to steal the diamonds." " Can't be done." " We don't have the manpower." " Or the time." " Or a way in." "If we get caught, we go away for life." "We won't risk that for you." "They're not for me." "I just want him to lose what matters most to him." "Do what you want with them." "But either you steal the diamonds or you find somebody else to finance your drill." "LA FOREUSE B600" "(The one that dug from the French side.)" "What's the deal with these diamonds?" "They're Tiffany, they're 30 carats each, matching the awards plaques." "On today's legitimate market, they'd be worth $250 million." "Bank's already purchased the next one in anticipation of winning the award." "The rest are kept in a secure glass viewing booth at the top of the tower." " Benedict said we can keep them?" " That's what he said." "Then why weren't these diamonds on the agenda to begin with?" "Because it can't be done." "This is why revenge jobs don't work, Daniel." "You put yourself in a position, you know you should walk away, but you can't." " This is how guys die or go to jail." " All right." "Anybody wanna walk away?" " Saul?" " I didn't say I was walking away." "Let's gut the son of a bitch." "Okay." "Now, Bank fired Gehry, Gwathmey, Meier, four others just so he could say he designed the hotel himself." "What this means to us:" "There's no set of unified plans." "Routes?" "According to March '05 plans, there's interior shafts with potential access to the diamond viewing room here, here and here." "But the May '05 plans only show shafts here and here." "September '05 shows no shafts." "December '06 are the same as March '05." " How many sets of plans are there?" " That's 10." "Since we can't trust the accuracy of these drawings based on my walking around, these are the shafts we have to clap an eyeball on." "Now, there's no way of knowing the thickness of the floor." "Anything thicker than 5 inches, we got a problem." "This here is the elevator shaft which can be accessed through a super-high-roller villa." "Got it?" "All right." "So who's gonna be our super-high roller?" "I'm so sorry to have been a little tardy, Mr...?" "Pepperidge, Lenny Pepperidge." "I'm Mr. Weng's communicator." "He'd like you to know that he was waiting for 7 minutes." "We received your $ 10 million cash deposit." "I'd like you to know that we..." "Mr. Weng won't take a line." "He's a man of extraordinary discipline." "He's willing to risk 10 million, not a dollar more." " Did you say Mr. Weng was in real estate?" " That's right." "I only ask because his name doesn't come up on our standard file database." "And Mr. Weng and I have worked very hard to keep it that way." "Exactly what kind of real estate did you say that Mr. Weng was involved in?" " Look, he owns all the air south of Beijing." " The air?" "Put it to you this way:" "Try building something larger than three stories in the Tianjin province see if his name comes up in your database then." "How quickly can you transfer his money to the cage at the Bellagio?" "I don't think that's necessary at all, Mr. Pepperidge." "We have reserved our largest villa for Mr. Weng." "Carson City, NV" "Extension 765." "Hello, Robert." "This is Abigail Sponder." "Your bureau chief introduced us not too long ago at the Gaming Fraud Seminar." "I remember you." "What can I do for you, Ms. Sponder?" "We're about to open the new property and there are a couple of characters here I'm not too sure about." "Give me their names, and I'll check them out." "Up you go." " What do you mean?" " You gotta go." "Too fast?" "You did the bullet-train stunt with all Asia watching." "The elevators aren't faster than that." " That was CGI?" " Wait, so those weren't your legs?" " Wow." " Jesus." "Okay, then." "We're down again." "Well, what about Reuben?" " There's hospice." " Assisted living." "We could pay somebody to read to him." "Maybe he'll see his next birthday." " January?" "I don't think so." " Shit." "Shit, shit, shit." "Shit." "And then what happened?" " She said she liked surprises." " That's not what she meant." "You think?" "So she put down the remote." " And I put the towel back on." " Well, those are the waters." " Relationships can be..." " Sure." " But they're also..." " That's right." "I've gone through so many blueprints, I can taste the ink through my fingers." "The only other access is through the air conditioning duct." " We gotta move that guard." " We don't have anything on him." " Then let's find something." " I can get to the helipad from there too." "Let's find something." "I remember when this used to be the Dunes." "Reuben taught me to shoot craps here when I was a kid." "I'd play hard ways and double sixes." "He straightened me out." "I was 22." "First time I met Reuben he looked me off getting cheated at an all-dealers game at the El Rancho." "Then he bought me breakfast." "The Sands was there, Desert Inn." " They built them a lot smaller back then." " They seemed pretty big." "Town's changed." "If I read one more puff piece about Vegas legend Terry Benedict I'm gonna have to buy a magazine of my own." "And I haven 't forgotten about that phone." "The gold model?" "The one that retails for 10,000?" "That's the one." "That top-of-the-line Samsung." "Okay, that would be ungettable." "No, no." "You call Teddy Sanders in Promotions." "I did that." "He promised you the very first one as soon as it comes off the line in September." "Well, that's July for me." "You just make it happen." "What'd he say about Samsung?" "He said he used to bowl with the owner of Samsung." "Well, call Danny." "Oh, and tell Danny I know the perfect guy we can use for the roper at the Expo." "I thought we were addressing this." " We were." "We are." "Randall is." " I must've put too much..." "Don't blame yourself." "He should've fired you a week ago." "Bye." "Are you having a nice day?" "And you, sir?" "How's your Bank experience?" " Well, it's..." " Can I be of personal assistance to you?" "This is quite unorthodox." "I have never found myself talking directly to a hotel owner." "I understand." "You're just a customer." "And I'm just an engaged innkeeper." " Spot on." " Spot on." "Well, so far, in my book this establishment is aces." "Aces?" "That's good." "The ace of diamonds I hope." "I see what you're..." "Diamonds, indeed." "Yes!" " Your apartment with everything that we like." "A lovely new living room from Walter E. Smithe." " Hey." " Hey." "The guard by the elevator shaft has a little Hitler for a son." "A real Ritalin sniffer." " You okay?" " Yeah, no, I just bit into a pepper, and..." "Anyway..." "Is that...?" "Are you...?" "Are you watching Oprah?" "With a bottle of wine?" " Did you TiVo this?" " I was reading the paper." "With the sound at full volume?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "Hold on, hold on." "And not one, not two, not three, but 12 new beds." "It's not just about the kids." "I mean, I'm happy for the kids." "I think we've come up with the answer to your prayers." "This is what I think we're gonna do." "We are buying you a house!" "How's it going in Mexico?" "Well, Turk's there." "Are they really gonna build her a new home?" "Yeah, for the whole family." "Then what did you say?" " What could I say?" " Nothing." "That's what I said." "Hey." " You guys been talking to my father?" " Why would we do that?" "That's not a no." "He just wanted to know how the nose was working." "Oh, I knew it, man." "He just can't leave it alone." " What'd you say?" " Oh, I told him the nose plays." " The nose does play." " It plays." " It's great." " It's huge." "Turk?" "Hey, are you gonna get the factory open?" "Hell, yes!" "We just gotta break management!" "They can't keep treating us like this!" "Well, I gotta go!" " Ortega here." "Oh, no." " Mr. Ortega, this is Vice Principal Meckler." "I'm afraid so." "We've had another incident with Manny and Ms. Kelso." "It was the leg this time." "We need somebody to come down and pick him up." " My wife can't...?" " We're not able to get a hold of her." "We've left messages." "Yo, yo, yo!" "Buddy, buddy!" "Do me a favor." "Cover my post for half an hour." "I was just about to go on break." "Come on, man." "Help me out." "My kid just bit the lunch lady again." " Yeah, all right." " All right, man, I owe you one." "Yeah, you do." "All right." "According to this the room where the diamonds are held is directly above here." "A quarter billion dollars ' worth of diamonds and 18 inches of poured concrete in the way." "Man, we can 't drill through that." "It's just one thing too many." "We're talking about a secure room, Terry." "This isn't a glass box these diamonds are housed in." "This is 2-inch-thick, concussion-proof glass." "Wired with pressure-sensitive 7-digit coded alarms." "Kill the power to the hotel." "It's worked for you before." "No, see, the case and the alarm both have independent power supply." "And besides, you don't run the same gag twice." "You do the next gag." "How big a deal is it if we don't get the diamonds?" "You have all your affairs in order?" "All right." "So, what we have to do is get inside that glass case and switch in the replicas." "How are we supposed to get in the room?" "Bank is the only one with access." " Sponder has too." " Sponder has access?" "Then we're in." "Sponder's a..." "Well, I believe the term is "cougar."" "It's not my term." "I read about it in Maxim magazine." "Okay." "Let's get Rusty in position..." "No, not Rusty." "Me." "I'm already in there." "I put this whole thing in motion before I even realized it." "I'm so deep into Pepperidge, I don't even think." "I just react." "I am him." "You know what?" "Okay, great." "Great." "Would you just tell them?" "Oh, now you don't understand English?" "She was not trying not to laugh." "You know what?" " I can do it." " He says he can do it." "All right, Linus, go get her." "Give him the accelerator." " Natural?" "Chemical?" " I don't need an accelerator." " Make it powerful." " Thanks a lot." " I'll fly in a Gilroy." " Get two." " You don't need it." " Just one Gilroy." "Last time you did two..." "News from Mexico." "From a journalista I used to..." "She's an ally of the workers." "What she tells me is that the strike hinges on working conditions and the fact that labor feels they're underpaid by 50 percent." "I'm sure you'll agree, Terry, it's always about the money." "How much are we talking about?" " Thirty-six thousand." " How many workers?" " Two hundred, give or take." " All right, that's..." "Just over 7 million dollars." "No, no." "Not 36 K per person. 36 total." "Turk and Virgil got them holding out for $3.50 a week?" " It is a 5-percent increase." " We'll write them a check." "We'll post-date it." "Remember, tell my brother "hang tough."" "This is Roman Nagel." "If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine leave me a message." "Hey, Roman?" "It's Livingston." "I heard you were out here, taking some meetings, and I was wondering if you could help me out with a technical problem I've been having with one of my assignments." "And I was hoping that we could, you know, keep it on the down low from Danny and the other guys, that I'm coming to you for help." "So call me when you get this." "Okay?" "Okay." "Bye." "Was Sponder with him?" " "A whole new segment."" " Which car?" " Which Rolls?" " "Exclusive rights."" "What's the ETA?" " "In Tunica, Mississippi."" " Okay." "He's on his way." " Think he's gonna fall for this?" " You did." "You ready?" "I was born ready." "Who advanced this?" "Did I not say he was to have this room to himself?" "And what part of that did you not understand?" "How are you?" "I caught your show." "That kid is great." "Thank you for that." "Congratulations on the enormity of your success." " Back at you." " Love and respect." "Peace." "Good seeing you, Bernie." "Allow me to introduce to you the greatest advance in gaming since pari-mutuel wagering." "Get beyond boring cards and tired dice." "It's electrifying!" "It's exciting!" "It's 'Nuff Said!" "Yes, sir." "Oh, my God." "Mr. Bank." "It's an honor, sir." "May I please give you a demonstration of casino dominoes?" "House edge 14 percent." " Is this documented?" " Of course." "The action makes the player feel like they have a fighting chance if you understand my meaning." "Check it out, ladies and gentlemen." "Mr. Bank is gonna give a young and upcoming gamer a chance." "Give him a warm applause." "Come on now!" " All right." "Make it quick." " Thank you, sir." "Mr. Bank." "First round of betting." "Next, dominoes!" "Second round of betting." "Upcoming, community dominoes." "Mr. Bank, if a player wins on a multiple of five on the first spin he or she is a winner." "Payout, 5-to-1." "But guess what." "They're already laying 11 -to-1." "So when they win, Mr. Bank, we win." "'Nuff Said." "That is good." "I tell you what." "Why don't you send me some of your literature and we'll see what we can do." "Literature, literature." "Mr. Bank, come on." "You don't need to read no literature." "All you need to do is feel it!" "Well, I feel it." "It's just that I don't know if it's bankable." "All right?" "Bankable?" "I'd like to place this game in one of my casinos." "Now, that's what I'm talking about." "That's progressive thinking." "I embrace the fact that 'Nuff Said might grow a whole new segment in my hotels." "Hello!" "And I'd like to lock this up right now." "Exclusive rights." "I wanna place this beautiful domino table at our Tunica location." "Mississippi?" "That's where games go to die, isn't it?" "Stay out of this, Bank." "You already passed." "Really?" "Then do for him what I'm prepared to." "Prime placement, center room, Vegas, tonight." "Mr. Bank has three minutes, you've got one." "Go!" "Well, there'll be a series of brocades." "Then the dahlia shells, weeping willows, tiger tails..." " Whoa, whoa." "When's the jump?" " The motorcycle guy?" "Mr. Roads will jump his motorcycle through the fireworks and over the Bank..." "You guys gotta get together on this." "Fireworks and stunts." "You gotta be on the same page." "All eyes of Vegas are gonna be on me." "It's gotta be perfect." "All right." "So take it from the top." " Yes, sir." "Around about 12:00..." " No, not around about." "At 12." "The stroke of midnight." "Go off the Navy master clock." "Oh, don't make a maniac out of me." " Where the hell are they going?" " I don't really know what's happening." "We've just lost two dozen of our biggest players without an explanation." "Well, get an explanation!" "Ms. Sponder, this just came in." "Rush express." "Hand-delivered." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you!" "Thanks." "My pleasure." "Guys." "Let's go." "My dear Mr. B., this is a thank you for all that you've given me." "The opportunity, the kindness, the warmth, the ch..." "The one you couldn't get, huh?" "The one you couldn't get." "THE GRAND OPENING" " How did Ocean get all my big players?" " Would you like me to have him removed?" "They'll all go with him." " Hey." " How are the matches?" "Why don't you come see for yourself?" "All right." "Why don't you give me one reason not to bounce your ass out of my place?" "You know the reasons." "You already decided before you walked over here." "They were all booked here." "You took them." "What did you do, bribe them?" "Buy them?" "Trick them?" "Yes." "You brought them here to rub it in my face." "You know, you're half-smart, Ocean." "Why don't you get real smart?" "Let them play here and I'll give you 10 percent of their losses." " You give it to Reuben if it'll make you..." " I'm not that easy." "You almost killed him." "Twenty percent whenever they gamble here." "Twenty?" "So it's done?" " How do I know you won't...?" " We cash out every night, settle in cash." "Otherwise, take them back again." " They'll need villas." " Villas?" "Okay." "Let's go, boys." "There we go." "All right." "Let's hit the tables." "But I say, why not feel it?" "Why not feel the rush?" "Come on." "Take a trip." "Shake my hand." "Who knows?" "Maybe you have what it takes to break The Bank." " Long past checkout time, sir." " What?" "I'm in no condition to check out." "You've overstayed your reservation." "We need the room." "Innkeeper laws make it illegal to evict a guest..." "Except in cases of public health and safety when the occupant evidences a flagrant disregard for personal hygiene." "I haven't disregarded my hygiene." " You have." " Sir, what we're trying to say is you've gone nose deaf." " What?" "You're oblivious to your effect on other guests." " I really don't see what effect..." " Fifteen minutes!" "Fifteen minutes." "Hey, 15 minutes." "Pack your things or we will pack them for you." "Get the picture?" " What?" " Get the picture?" " Pack your things." " Don't make us come back." " Pack your things!" " Hey, okay." "Okay." "The Gilroy" " Well, hello there." " There are no tomorrows, Mr. Pepperidge." "Call me Lenny." "I need this room." "I gave Mr. Chang a..." "Mr. Weng a chance." "I need the Asian villas, all the Asian villas." "Well, perhaps you'd like to tell Mr. Weng yourself." "In fact, I would." "I would." "Because you know, the last time we spoke, he was quite rude to me." "Well, in that case, you'll find him somewhere between the cashier's cage and the high-stakes Pai Gow room." "He was about to eat, when the mood to play suddenly hit him." "It just hit him, just like that?" "I might've said something to encourage him." "Why would you do that?" "When you work for a powerful man sometimes the collar can get a little tight." "Excuse me." " Is it on?" " Yeah." " Thanks, homes." " You're welcome." "Nestor says hang tough." "Mr. Bank, I just wanna thank you for throwing me out of your hotel." " And who are you?" " Nobody." "All right, fellas." "You're such an idiot." "Careful." "He used to gamble too." "I'm not kidding you." "Right here." "We're gonna need you standing by in a support capacity." "Bad news just walked in." "All right, the Bureau's in the house." "If they move towards blackjack, somebody tip Livingston." "Let me welcome you to The Bank with our finest Kubota sake." "And good to have you back, Denny." "Got some Grey Goose on ice for you." "Enjoy." "Livingston Dell?" "Federal Bureau of Investigation." "We've got all the exits covered." "You got nowhere to go." "Don't be stupid." "Hey, what is going on here?" "You've been breached." "We've had this man under surveillance." "He rigs machines." "He rigs them?" "We've been in contact with his company." "His background information was bogus." "How many machines has he gotten his hands on?" "I'm not sure." " Well, let's change them out." " We won't have enough." "The company's sending over new machines." "If he rigs machines, he's working with players." "We know he has confederates." "We just don't know who they are." "If you see anything that looks unusual, you contact us." "You bet." "You think this is over?" "This isn't over." "I'm pressing charges." "State and federal charges." "Got it?" "Now, get him off my floor." "Come on." "His fingerprints were all over that shuffle machine." "I need a name and all known criminal associates." "Bank's gonna run the prints off the shuffle machine." "Damn, he's good." "He'll get Livingston 's ID and known associates." "That's us." "What do we have in place for this?" "Nothing." "They'll scoop us all up and Bank'll have the best night of his life." "It can 't get to Bank." "I know what to do." "We'll set up a cartwheel." "Back of the house, 15 minutes." "Who 's gonna hack this?" "The ideal person's in the back of a car in handcuffs." " I can handle it." " Is anyone else available?" " This is Virgil." "I'll give it a shot." " I can handle it." " Virgil it is." " Get it done, Virg." "Switch these out first, then do the main floor." "Absolutely." "All right, time for the starter's gun." "Rusty, what's your 20?" "Anybody got eyes on Rusty?" "My guys are getting roughed up and they're gonna walk." "This is a two-man play." "Back in range." "Just had to make a last-minute pickup." "Hi, boys." " There he is." " Hey, Reuben!" " Reuben, welcome back." " We missed you, buddy." "Reuben, welcome back." "Let's raise the minimum." "I'd like to play all the seats." " Really?" "Pineapple?" " Yeah." "Wait, wait." "No, no." "Not here." "I could lose my job." "Doesn't the forbidden make it seem so much more pleasurable?" "No, no." "No, Abby." "I can't be free with myself in Mr. Weng's villa." " Is there another room?" " No, we're overbooked by 40 percent." "Somewhere." "Somewhere we can go where we can be alone." " Please, Abby, take me." " Okay." "Come with me." "Cue the slots." "This is why we have soft openings, so things like this don't happen." " Get them fixed." " Yes, sir." "Stunning." " What is, me or the diamonds?" " Both." "You know, Lenny, I think you're the most honest man in this town." "And I don't think we're gonna need the security cameras for this next part." "Well, not unless you wanna watch the playback." "I thought we agreed to turn off our phones." "I know, but that's Bank." "He's the only one that has that number and..." "I could make you give that back to me now." "You could try." " Do you have any wine back there?" " I got everything you need back there." "Château d'Yquem?" "As long as it's not '73." "Send that to Bank's office." " Yeah." " Cue the cartwheel." "You got it." "I was so happy when I saw her on the magazine." "She's actually one person I really, you know, want to do awesome." "You know, want her to actually get somewhere." "Hello." "Oh, hey, Saul." " Came out here originally for hotel management." "For school." "But, like I don't know." " Mr. Roads told us to wait inside." " We'll be interviewing him." " Thank you." " Thank you." " I'm so sorry, sir." "I tried to stop him." " Not your fault, sweetheart." "You can't stop a man who's jumped 36 Greyhounds end-to-end." "It's all right, Lucille." "I'll speak with him." "Yes?" "Mr. Bank, do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting, "One, two, three, four"?" " What did he say?" " "Pay me my money!"" " I'm sure my people will be..." " "In cash."" "Cash?" "You've already been wired the money!" "Mr. Bank, this is..." "This is..." "This is a Fender Roads moment!" " You in yet?" " I hate that question." "Mr. Bank, Mr. Bank, listen." "With all due respect, sir you got a job tomorrow, running this place." " You go to work every day." " Oh, yawn." "I make one phone call I get Shaun White, Travis Pastrana, five of their buddies here before midnight doing heel-clickers and lazy-boys off the back of the building." "Yes, if your audience wants to see a bunch of long-hairs riding rice rockets." "But I'm talking about heavy bikes, sir." "This is heavy bike!" "Fender Roads is a..." "I'm a goddamn American icon!" "Don't change it that much." "Keep the structure." "I'm trying to make you taller." "Don't you wanna be taller?" " You're a midget in 34 states." " An animal in the other 34." "Twenty-four." "Twenty-two." "This is a night people will talk about as long as there's a Las Vegas." "And when they're talking about it, they'll either be talking about you or they won't." "Now, that's your choice." "Mr. Bank, can I just say one more thing?" " Are you gonna jump?" " Jumping, baby!" "Bank here." "Yeah, I'm looking." "All right, Rusty's up." "I gotta say, I'm impressed." "You did a very nice job." "I know I did." "That's why they asked me to do it and not you." "Wow, see, that is me offering you an olive basket and that is you spitting in my face." "Was that your face?" "Okay, where's Eugene's trap door?" "Under the dragon, first machine on the left." "Got it." "What's the sequence?" "Coin, three count." "Coin, six count." "Three coins, five count." "Two coins, half count." "Could you make it any more complicated?" "That's just the first sequence." "Then there's two more." "Right." "I think I think I may have got all five." "I did." "I got all five." "I got all five." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I'm the winner!" "Oh, my God!" "Progressive slots win on opening night?" "Genuine shock." "Genuine surprise." "Pupil dilation." "Elevated heartbeat." "It's legitimate." " New dice coming in." " New dice." "New dice coming in." "New ball coming in." " What was that?" " You felt it too?" "You place your own bet right there." "That's what you do there." "Let me tell you something." "You are a winner." "Greco's still up." "That's it for Plan A." "All right, ladies and gentlemen, place your bets." "There can only be one winner!" "Everything all right?" "Are we okay?" "Did that tremor throw off the system?" "No, sir." "It would take more than that..." " Sir?" " Yeah." "I have a pit boss asking for an approval." "He can't reach Ms. Sponder." " What's the action?" " Ten million." "Roulette." " It's good." " Book it." "All right, the gentleman's down to a three-number combination." "Eleven, 12 and 13." "You get reception in here?" "That's impossible." "Not with this phone." "Yeah, sorry." "Hello?" "Bank here." "We're getting interference on server one." " What kind?" " I don't know." " Hello?" " Server one is going down." " Oh, no." " Server two..." "Something's in here." "That's the explanation, some kind of magnetron." "Server three's starting to wobble." "A magnetron?" "Who's got a magnetron?" " Four is down!" " And five." "They're all going." "Everyone in this room!" "Empty your pockets!" "Now!" "What's "all going"?" "What does that mean?" "Oh, no." "What the hell is this?" "Security measures." "When the system senses a threat it shuts down and reboots." "For how long?" "Three minutes and twenty seconds." "Snake eyes." "All of it." "Oh, that son of a bitch." "We can't take any more bets until we're back up." "The system's in lockdown." "All calls in and out of this room are secure, but it's the system that secures them." "Again, sir, it's in lockdown." " We're rebooting!" " Coming back up." "Three minutes and counting!" "Two craps!" "Come on, 11!" "Give me the dice." "Hit them harder." "Boys, I think our lucky streak's just ended." "Better cash them in, boys!" "Yes." "All right, guys, shut her down." "Shut her down!" " She is shut down." " No time for jokes, fellas." " Do I sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?" " You think Nagel was...?" "Nah." "Down the street." "Safely, safely." "Right this way, everybody." "Down the street, safely, please." "Safely, right this way." "Right this way, everybody." "George, what are you doing?" "The earthquake's over!" "They gotta get back!" "We gotta get them back in!" "Sir, it's the evacuation plan." "I..." "It's all over now." "We can get back to us." " Feel my heart." "Lenny, feel it." " No..." "What...?" "Oh, no." "That's gonna stain." "Why don't we take these off?" " It's white wine." " Off." "Get them off." " It's white wine!" "Oh, boy." "Okay." " Hold it right there!" " FBI." " Oh, dear God." "Robert?" "This man, Lenny Pepperidge, a.k.a. Lenny the Pep a.k.a. Sheldon Wills, a.k.a. Little Timmy Hartwell is a confidence man." " Okay, that's not the whole..." " Help her up." " Oh, my God." "He infiltrates high-end establishments through legitimate business contacts." "He was gonna drug you and replace the real diamonds with these." " My God." "Oh, my God." " And that's not all." "No...!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, Abby." "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " No, I really like you." " Shut up." " Oh, I am so finished." " Don't let it bother you." " I'm finished." " He's a professional at allaying suspicion." "And seducing women of a certain age." "You know, if Bank hears about this, I am..." "I'll be delicate in my report." "Get her statement." "Thank you, Agent Caldwell." "I'll need your full name." "Thank you." "I'm glad your mother didn't have to see that." "You just don't wanna admit the Brody played." "It's a little early for a victory lap." "I hate to break this up, but did you make the switch?" "Yeah." "Everything went according to plan." "We're heading to the roof." " Did you hear that?" " I'm ready." "You know, it's not that I'm just so desperate to celebrate." "I need you to acknowledge that it wasn't a prop for prop's sake." "The nose played." "And, in a way, it was kind of perversely dignified." "Look, let's just finish the job." "There he is." "Oh, what the hell?" "What the hell?" "Come on." "Now, give me the diamonds." " Come on." " Give him the diamonds." "A gun?" "Come on, let's go!" "Tough night." "Half a billion running out the door." "Gonna roll over and die?" "You think you hit me." "You don't even know where my soft targets are." "I'm still a two handicap on a golf course, you know." "I got the hottest new hotel on The Strip." "And I'm a shoo-in for the Five Diamond Award yet again." " You sure about that?" " Sure?" "I got that baby..." "All sewn up." "This town might've changed, but not me." "I'm gonna let you down." "I know people highly invested in my survival." "And they are people who really know how to hurt." "In ways you can't even imagine." "Well, first, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me." "They like me better than you." "Second, you're not gonna go to the cops because..." "Let's face it." "You're not gonna go to the cops." "Third, you shook Sinatra's hand." "You should know better, Willy." "My diamonds." "No, no, no." "What's this?" "That's just the deed to 4.6 acres of prime real estate at the north end of The Strip." "The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself." "I changed my house, the way I dressed, what I ate for what?" "For nothing." "There he is." "Thanks for those letters." "They brought me back." "You're more than welcome." " Hello." " Hi." "Looking for Terry." "It's Danny Ocean." " Danny." " Terry." "You called an audible last night." "That's what I do when I see a blitz coming." " A blitz?" " Toulour happened to be on the roof at the exact moment that we were coming out with those diamonds." " How'd you know I'd go for them?" " Because you're you and I'm me." "We were watching Toulour while you had him watching us." "This is your end, which you donated to charity." " Charity?" " Camp To Belong." "The kids are grateful." "They're gonna have you up to visit next month." "Now, you know that wasn't our deal." "If you feel that strongly about it, we'll yank the kids out of the camp and send them back to their foster homes, all 200 of them." " You think this is funny?" " Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad." "Why these children?" "Well, I was just very moved by the kind of work they're doing there." "And you gotta start somewhere." "And luckily, you know, the casino business is doing well and I hope there's more millions to come that we can spread around to other organizations." "But like I said, I was very moved by that place." "All you gotta do is look inside a child's eyes and..." "And that's all it needs..." "That's all the motivation that one needs." " Well, thank you for being an angel for us." " Thank you." " Like I said, I'm just following her lead." " Thank you." "Terry Benedict." "We'll be back." "Well, I gotta jump." "My dad's working a frame." "He's got a part for me in it." " Congratulations." " Nice going." "See you when I see you." "So I guess it's just the Susan B. Anthony, then, again." "I never get tired of it." " Can't get too close." "He's probably still..." " Right." "So..." "See you when I see you." "Hey, next time try keeping the weight off in between." "You ought to settle down, have a couple of kids." " We'll call standbys in a few minutes." " Please." "Please, I gotta get out of here." "Maybe you'll get lucky this time." "Hey, you dropped these." "Go ahead." "I got a plane to catch." "Actually, try this one." "It's been paying out." "I won!" "Look at this!" "I won $ 11 million." "Can you believe it?" "Look at that!" "I won $ 11 million." "Did you see that?" "I can't believe it!" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"

"(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "You deserve this..." "You do." "You've earned it." "(GROANS)" "I can do all things." "All things." "Come on..." "Come on, come on..." "(FOOTSTEPS)" "I am the Invigilator." "Listen carefully to every word I say." "There will be no repetition." "I won't apologise for the hardships you've endured reaching this room 'cause the pressures and pains were necessary." "Resilience is a key attribute in these dark times, and if you can't survive our selection process, you won't survive in the job." "Many highly-qualified candidates tried to get this far and failed." "You have succeeded." "And now the final stage lies before you." "One last hurdle separates you from your goal - which is to join our esteemed ranks." "The test is simple in comparison, yet it will determine who leaves this room with a contract of employment and who leaves with the bus fare home." "Through these trials, you've gained some idea of the power of this organisation, so believe me when I tell you that there's no law in this room but our law." "And the only rules in here are our rules." "There's one question before you, and one answer is required." "If you try to communicate with myself or the guard, you will be disqualified." "If you spoil your paper, intentionally or accidentally, you will be disqualified." "If you choose to leave the room for any reason, you will be disqualified." "Any questions?" "Best of luck, ladies and gentlemen." "We're giving the eight of you 80 minutes." "80 minutes to convince us you have what it takes to join us." "80 minutes to determine the next 80 years of your lives." "Begin." "I'm not finished." "No, please." "You can't!" "This isn't a proper test!" "Please, I'll start over!" "Just give me a chance!" "(SHE CRIES)" "(SPEAKS in CANTONESE)" "Hey..." "Listen, listen, listen, listen." "It's not about what he said, you know." "It's what he didn't say." ""lf you attempt to communicate..."" "..with myself or the guard... ..you will be disqualified." " He didn't say..." " ..we can't speak to each other." " Now you're talking." " Is this the ultimate mind-fuck or what?" " Has anyone figured out the answer?" " No." "It's not about the answer." "It's about the question." " What's the question?" " We've got 74 minutes left to figure out." "(WOMAN) If the answer takes one minute to write down." "If it takes 73 minutes to write, we have one minute to guess the question." "We're short on writing space." "I'm betting it's the former." "We've gotta help each other." "We're in competition." "Why should I help you to beat me?" "We may be in competition to answer the question, but to establish the question we have to cooperate." "They expect us to cooperate, don't they?" "What'd you expect, you're gonna win this job, with all the rewards that come with it, by giving them a little simple written answer?" "Facts and opinions?" "Compare and contrast (!" ")" "They're not looking for that." "A job like this needs initiative, observation..." "..interplay." " Teamwork." "He's right." " (WOMAN) We're in a stress scenario." "A confusing, time-critical situation designed to test our intelligence, and resilience." " To bring out the worst in us." " (MAN) Or the best." "We help each other until the playing field is open then it's every man for themselves - no offence, girls." " Are we all agreed?" " Yes." "Agreed." " Let's go, Gandhi." " My name isn't Gandhi, friend." "It's..." "No names." "Not real ones, anyway." "They're not written on this for a reason." "We'll use nicknames, then." " All right, let's make this easy." " We already have numbers." "Yeah, and visual." "You're Black." "I'm White." "You're Brown." "We've got Blonde here," "Brunette there... ..Dark, I suppose." "And last as well as least we've got Deaf." " Tough last round." " Yeah, whatever." "Any objections?" "Apart from your grossly insensitive sexual and racial stereotyping?" "If you're the sensitive type, you shouldn't be here, love." "I'll take Brown over Gandhi, we're talking about something that matters." "I'll take that as a yes." "(sighs DEEPLY)" "So, what else hasn't he forbidden?" "He hasn't forbidden us to stand, has he?" " Well, I guess moving about is OK too." " What's that gonna achieve?" "I don't know, Brown." "But sitting wasn't getting us anywhere exciting." "What if the question is written down but we just can't see it?" "That's what I'm talking about!" " You mean like invisible ink?" " Or a watermark." " It's possible." " It's probable." "Where else would it be?" "(BRUNETTE) We'd need something to reveal it." "Like light." " Right." " Those are halogen." "Those aren't." "They won't bite, you know." "They're not gonna make it that easy, are they?" "We're on the clock." "How hard can they afford to make it?" "What if the pencil isn't just for writing the answer?" "What if it reveals the question too?" "By shading the page, like tracing paper?" " Try it, Blonde." " No." "Remember what he said." "If you spoil your paper, intentionally or accidentally... ..you'll be disqualified." "Is anyone certain they know what his definition of spoiling is?" "Look, let's crack this." "Throw out some ideas." "What if the questions are hidden in the paper, but each of us has to write a different answer?" "He said..." "There's one question before you, and one answer is required." "That doesn't mean it's the same question for each of us." "There could be eight different questions and answers." "If we find one question, we can find them all." "Not necessarily." "Not if our eight individual questions can only be revealed using eight different methods." "Perhaps we're not meant to cooperate at all." "I like that idea." "Or there's only one question, printed on only one of our sheets." " Then we'd need to cooperate..." " Time-out for some testing." " Everyone up to the light." " I said it won't be that easy." "Unless you want to make a list of our brainwaves, White," "I say we cross a few off as we go." "Fine." "(WHITE) Allow me." "Thank you." "Yeah, join in any time, Deaf (!" ")" "Not one for small talk, are you?" "Come." "Relax, you'll get it back (!" ")" "Like I said, I think we can strike light off the list." "Light is a spectrum." "There's light we can see, but there's light we can't see." "Like ultraviolet, infra-red, X-rays." "If we can't see it, how are we supposed to find it?" "The source must be visible, even if the light isn't." "Right?" "(sighs DEEPLY)" "Find the light switches." "There aren't any, not in here anyway." "And..." "If you choose to leave the room for any reason... ..we'll be disqualified." "There must be some way to trigger these." "This is emergency lighting." "So let's create an emergency." "That would be very risky." " It's less risky than doing nothing." " He's right." "If we try this and fail, we can't go back." "Blackout." "We vote." "Those too." "Nice!" "Very nice!" "Touch of blue, what you wanted?" "This is black light." "The kind credit card firms use to reveal their security symbols." "(WHITE) Shame we didn't apply to work for Visa (!" ")" " Our gamble might have paid off." " (BROWN) lt did pay off." "Just not in the way you wanted." "You acted, and the room reacted." "We've entered a dialogue now, we should keep going." "Yeah, maybe..." "Maybe not." "Sorry, it was invisible light you said you wanted." "This looks pretty fucking visible to me." "Scientific term for it is "near-ultraviolet"." "It didn't work, but it was worth trying." "If nothing else we'll come out of this with great tans." "We've got to knock these out too." "The top halves of these strips aren't lit." "Look." "Infrared." "The other option." " That exposes something too?" " It's less common than UV, but yes." "Art historians use it to make reflectograms of the sketch outlines beneath paintings." "If there's a hidden layer in our papers..." "Carefully." "Let me guess, "near-infrared"?" "All right, everyone, try again." " Anyone?" "Anything?" " (DARK) No." " (BRUNETTE) Shit!" " (GRUNTS)" " Now can we get off the lighting?" " If you can provide a better alternative." "Any alternative." "We've burned a quarter of our time already." "Perhaps they company's Japanese-owned and this is an origami exam." "Be our guest." "That sheet is yours to spoil." "Yes, it is, but only your sheet." " It's a piece of paper." " No, it's more than that now." "This is experimental material." " If you spoil..." " ..your paper." " Your paper!" " ..you will be disqualified." "This isn't mine." "This is hers." "(lN HIGH-PlTCHED voice) "It's not fair" (!" ")" "And she's gone." "So..." "Tracing..." "Well, congratulations, Blonde." "Your idea sucks too." "This could all be a distraction, you know." "We could be missing something obvious." "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "All right!" "Light does not work, lead does not work..." "Liquid!" "Oh, yeah..." "Right." "Lick it, spit on it, get it wet." "If the question's watermarked we need some liquid to bring it out." " (BLACK) What are you doing with yours?" " You don't wanna know." " Actually, we do." " Well, you can come and watch." "You can hold it for me too if you like." " Though I'd prefer it if Blonde did." " (BLACK) That's disgusting." ""By any means necessary", right, brother?" " If we can do it, we should." " (URlNATES)" "That's not gonna burn the question out." "Urine's sterile." "You can drink it..." " (TO HIMSELF) Wish you would." " Great." "A pissing contest." "(BLACK) Anything?" " I can't tell yet. lt's all yellow." " (BLACK) Hold it up and let us see." "If you'll lend me a glove, I'll oblige." "Well, I'm running out of ideas." "Giving up so easily, Black, with 57 minutes on the clock?" "You know what..." "Will you two shut up?" "Some of us are trying to think!" "(GASPlNG)" "At last, he speaks." "(DARK) He's French." " (DEAF) Vous voyez la?" " Does anyone here speak French?" "Vous voyez la?" "Can you see?" "Vous voyez...?" "Regardez bien." " Can you see it in there?" " See what in there?" "See what?" "Pretty colours?" " Vous-meme." " Yourself." "Vous vous voyez." "It shows you yourself." " And then there was six." " Leave him alone." "He's done nothing." "He's done nothing for me either or any of us." "Nutter!" "Toujours y voir clairement est primordial." "To see clearly is all." "All right, that's enough out of you, Sartre!" "Fucking philosophers." "Thank God this world belongs to the doers, not the thinkers." "Since we're proposing grand theories, let me advance one of my own." "This is not an exam." "Not in the conventional sense anyway." "Look around." "You couldn't ask for a more representative group to qualify for the final stage." "Four men and four women entered this room, all from differing cultures and ethnic backgrounds, possessing a healthy mixture of skill-sets." "How convenient that is." "How staged." "What are you saying?" "They rigged the tests to bring us together?" "Some kind of experiment in group dynamics." " What are you on about?" " I'm saying this is a game." " And they're betting on us." " Right and who is "they"?" "The board." "I guess they're watching us right now." "They'll be ex-VCs mostly." "Probably left the incubator when they realised their little start-up had struck the motherlode." "It wouldn't get any sweeter than this, I'm sure." "So they joined the board, secured some big fat stock options and bought themselves the right to have a little fun..." "With us." "Don't they have better things to do with their time?" "Like what?" "At their level, money ceases to be the prime motivator." "It's risk they live for." "They're type A's, like us, and just as they were trained by their investment companies, they're still betting on ideas today." "Ours." "Who'll decipher the question, who'll come up empty and fold and who'll crack under pressure?" "You could be wrong." "It could just be the Invigilator behind there." "Wanna bet?" "(DARK) I wouldn't, if I were you." "Brown talks like a gambler because he is one." "A professional." "Aren't you?" "And you, Dark, are a shrink." "Psychologist or psychiatrist?" "I forget the difference." "Psychiatrists dispense drugs to control mood." "I'm a qualified student of human behaviour." "Then you should know what I'm talking about." "The point of having power is to exercise it in all its forms." " We're pawns of the Gods in here." " So?" "This changes nothing!" "(BLACK) Yeah..." "Games are played to be won..." "as a team." "Yeah, or as individuals." "Not if the only way for them to win is for us to lose." "All of us." "Have you thought about that?" "You're wrong." "There is no 'them' watching us." "The CEO is hands-on." "He micro-manages anything of importance to his company." "And this is no ordinary selection process." "We're special." "If anyone's back there besides the lnvigilator, it's him." "Everyone else is a secretary in his structure - even board members." "That's how he likes it." "How do you know all this?" "We're wasting time." "There's 50 minutes left, we're no closer to finding the question." "Somehow I suspect my question relates to the question." "So answer me." " How did you learn that information?" " Same way you learned about the board." "I don't know anything about the board." "I made an educated guess." "But you...you know who the CEO is and what he's like." "How come?" " How come you don't?" " How could we?" "We were headhunted." " Why?" "Weren't you?" " Of course not!" "I heard there was a vacancy and applied." "I thought we all did!" "Are you saying you wanna work for this company, jumped through every hoop to get here but you don't know who they are?" "They listed salary and benefits." "The job description detailed," ""A high level of responsibility in a Fortune 500 company manufacturing state-of-the-art technology in a core service industry"." "All right?" " You didn't wanna know anymore?" " The deal was no questions asked." "Anyone would've done the same in our position..." "Anyone with...balls." " You all applied?" " Yeah." "If this job is so prestigious, why they need to advertise?" " They didn't." " We have our sources." " Looks like we're outnumbered." " I wouldn't cry about it." " You've the edge over us now." " How's that?" "You're wanted, aren't you?" "They invited you to apply." "I'd say we're disadvantaged because you showed the initiative to apply." "We're behind the curve now." "So tell us what you know, starting with a complete job description." " We don't have that information." " Should we believe that?" "(BLACK) We don't know any more about the job." "We just know about the company and, believe me, the worst job with them beats the best anyone else can offer." "He's right." "Who they are, who the CEO is and what he's achieved, that's all you need to know." "All right, so tell us about it." "I'll give you a clue." "1 0 years ago a lot of healthy young people around the world got sick and started dying." "You may have read about that." "Then a medical researcher patented a virus suppressant." "The mortality rate halved in six months, and now his company is the biggest player in the global health industry with a turnover of $20 billion and a market capitalisation of $60 billion." "If it was a nation state, it would rank as the world's eighth largest economy." "Next year that rises to sixth." "You may have read about that too." "Biorg!" "(DARK) 80 minutes... ..to determine the next 80 years of your lives." "Remember?" "Longevity is what they do." "Antisense drugs, gene therapy, microsurgical applications." "They announced a hiring freeze last year!" "Everyone knows that." "Publicly that's true." "Privately...they're expanding again." "Gearing up for a big push of some kind." "They've found a cure." "They must have!" "Manufacturing and marketing would triple in size for the roll-out." "There'd be jobs for all of us!" " We don't know that." " But it's possible, isn't it?" "How long would FDA approval take, if it's true?" " That's not my field." " Hold on." "Why are you so interested?" "Something you want to tell us?" "If you're asking "Am I infected?", White, the answer is "No"." " I'm clean." " But someone you know isn't." "We all know someone with the virus, that's why they call it a pandemic." "Nice evasive manoeuvre, but we're talking about the real reason you're here." "Yeah..." "So, what relative is it?" "Is it your mum?" "Your dad?" "Little sister..." "It's my partner, OK?" "He can't afford suppressants, but they're discounted to employees - are you happy now?" "So who else is a charity case here?" "Yeah, you wouldn't speak up, if you were." "Don't want to commit career suicide on camera like she just has." "(BLACK) With a little help from you." "I didn't create her situation, I just exposed it." "(BLACK) Doesn't matter. lf she gets the answer right, she's still hired." "Really?" "Says who?" "What...them?" " If memory serves me correct..." " The only rules in here are our rules." "They can disqualify everyone!" "They can do whatever they like and we can't do a thing about it." "So...congratulations!" "You've just disqualified yourself without breaking any rules." "He won't kick you out, but you're dead in the water, honey." "Dead in the water." "Don't listen to him." "We'll get through this together." "Thanks, but I don't need your help, because my situation isn't a weakness, it's a strength." "I'm sure they're smart enough to realise that." "And if I could talk to the CEO" "I'd assure him the treatment my partner needs will only deepen my commitment to his organisation for years to come." "You really think he's behind there?" "He's lived behind walls for years." "No one outside his inner circle has even seen him since the lPO." "If he wanted to hire an assistant, this is the way he'd do it." "What are you doing?" "Proving my worth." "You may have run out of ideas, but I haven't." " Don't even try talking to him." " I'm not gonna talk to him." "Is there anything in there, or is he happy to see you?" "What have we here?" "Is that all?" "Heat may have an effect if the papers have been chemically treated." " If we warmed them from beneath..." " It's not heat and chemicals, Black." "It's just chemicals." "What are you talking about?" "H2O?" "We already tried H2O!" "It's in all our bodily fluids!" "What are these pipes connected to?" "You could pump any liquid through them!" "Come on, Einstein" "Good Lord, you're right." "These aren't infrared at all." "They're safelights!" "Common standard-issue safelights!" "We're in a darkroom!" "This room is a great big darkroom!" " And this must be photographic paper." " Meaning we can develop it?" "(BROWN) You hope..." "Developing photos isn't a one-stage process." " It takes chemical baths, fixing agents..." " For colour photography." "To pull black letters from a white background all you need is developing fluid." "Let's do this." "I'm in." "(BROWN) Even if she's right, isn't a chemical shower a bad idea?" "It'll be diluted." "They wouldn't hire damaged goods." "But covering your eyes, nose and mouth may be wise." "(BROWN) They're not the only things worth covering." "That's it: join in at last." "You're deaf but not dumb, eh?" "No worries, love." "Let me." "Let's go." " Well?" " It'll take a few moments." "Where's my paper?" "(SHOUTS) Has anyone seen my paper?" "No!" "(SHOUTS) You bastard!" "Bastard!" "How could you?" "How could you?" "Bastard!" "What did you just do?" "What I had to." "I should punch your lights out!" " (BLONDE) Black, what did you do?" " (BROWN) lt's not what he did." " (BROWN) lt's what he said." " (DARK) What?" "(BROWN) "Lights out"." "So..." "lights up!" " That's better." " Lights out." "(BROWN) Lights up." "Voice-activated." " They're playing with us." " Great, isn't it?" " Everybody watch what you say." " And do." "(SOBBlNG)" "Up one minute, down the next." "Can't write on this anymore, can you?" "Go on, try." "Don't then." "Are you hungry, mate?" "Oi, are you hungry?" "I am. I'm really hungry." "There's no snack machines in here, though, are there?" "Go on, rip it up..." "Oi!" "Rip it up!" " Hey!" "What did I tell you before?" " She said leave him alone, White." " (white) Tear it up!" " White, will you stop!" "Tear it up!" "Tear it!" "(BLACK) I won't tell you again, White!" "That's it, good boy." "Go on." "Go on." "More, more." "Put it in your mouth." "(approaching FOOTSTEPS)" "S'il vous plait!" "And then there were five." " "Bastard" doesn't do you justice." " (white GlGGLES)" "You said we should cooperate until we discovered the question!" "So I lied!" "I lied." "So what?" "Lying is not against the rules, is it?" "Anyway, you don't have to listen to me, let alone agree or obey." "You should thank me." "All of you should thank me." "I've just narrowed down the field, so your odds improve." "Odds mean nothing without the question in front of us!" "You can forget about any more help from us in finding it." "I don't need your help." "You'll find it's you who needs my help." "You know why?" "'Cause I figured it out." "Oh, really?" "The question?" "What is it, then?" "Why should I?" "Because if you don't, I'll beat it out of you." "You're full of shit, White." "You have been from the start." "You don't know anything." "He wouldn't tell us if he did, 'cause he's a narcissist." "He despises us." "Sticks and stones, love." "I bet you say that to all the boys." "Only the ones with Narcissistic Personality Disorder." "There are nine character traits to look for:" "arrogance, grandiosity, a belief in one's uniqueness, a preoccupation with power and success, an excessive need to be admired, a sense of entitlement, lack of empathy and the twin tendencies to envy and exploit others." "For clinical diagnosis, a patient must exhibit five of these." " You tick enough boxes." " You can add a tenth to that list." ""A tendency to see through all the bullshit surrounding you, and rise above it."" " I'll tick that box myself." " Let me tick it for you." " That was smart." " That was necessary." "We may need him." "He's a resource." "You don't like someone?" "Outwit them." "He's an enemy of the group, and a distraction!" "(GRUNTING)" "Are you gonna give me a hand?" " One, two..." " (GRUNTlNG)" "What are you doing?" "Ensuring that he can't cause any more trouble when he wakes up." " And taking him out of the game." " That hardly seems fair." "He's sacrificed his right to fair treatment." "Forward a bit." "See?" "I put him down and suddenly we're cooperating again." "He's a talker." "We could go further than this." "She's right." "We could carry him to the door and slide him out." "He ejected two of us:" "why shouldn't we eject him?" " Call it justice, or karma if you prefer." " You don't believe in forgiveness?" " I'll forgive him afterwards." " And your gospel of cooperation?" "I'll tolerate anyone, except the intolerant." "Those in favour..." "Fifty-fifty." "To each his own." "If you won't think selflessly about this, think selfishly." "The Invigilator said..." "If you choose to leave this room for any reason, you'll be disqualified." "He's not choosing to leave, is he?" "You're choosing for him." "Which puts you at risk too." "Go on, White, spoil yourself." "It's your turn." "(BLACK) Make your mark." "Look, we have less than half an hour left and we still don't know the question." "He claims to know the question." "(MUMBLES)" " Shut up!" " (white MOANS)" "(MUMBLING)" "(PANTS)" "I need medication, it's in my pocket." " What kind of medication?" " What does it matter?" "A pill, all right?" "I need to take it every hour, on the hour." " That's right now." " (BLACK) Every hour, on the hour?" "Only one condition is treated that way." "You're infected too, aren't you?" "That's more than justice." "That's poetic justice." "If you don't believe me, untie my arms, so I can take the pill!" " Go on!" " (DARK) Nice try." "(BLACK) It's pathetic, actually." "Take it yourself." "Get it for me yourself." "It's in my left pocket!" " I'll do what you want." "Just do it." " Really?" "Tell us what the question is then." "All right, get the pill and I'll tell you." "Come on!" "Fucking do it!" "Go on, it's my left pocket." "Go on, try again, it's in there." "Go on." "Where the fuck is it?" "One of you has taken it!" "One of you has fucking taken it!" "This isn't funny!" "You know what happens when you don't take suppressants!" "Unconsciousness." "Convulsions." "Shock." "Coma." "Then death." "We know exactly what happens and the process takes hours, not minutes." "(WHITE GASPING)" "Listen, mate, I'll be out of this for good!" "A taste of your own medicine." " Don't do it, don't do it." " Look on the bright side, brother (!" ")" "If you start to convulse, we'll know you're telling the truth." "Then we'll gladly help you." "Looks like you've got your wish." "For now." "He had to be dealt with one way or another." "I wouldn't be surprised if he was a plant all along." "It's the kind of thing they'd do to stir up our internal dynamics." "To set us against one another." "If so, we've seized back the initiative." "Or you have." "He isn't smart enough to be a plant." "But you on the other hand." "You think she's one of them?" "Don't be absurd!" "I told you I'm a psychologist!" "You claimed to be a qualified student of psychology, not a practitioner." "I've studied psychology too, and reverse psychology." "What better way to hide your true role in this farce than to accuse another candidate of playing your part?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Amateur psychology is a useful tool for gamblers, but a degree in the subject sounds like the perfect foundation for a career in, say human resources." "You're on the wrong side of the glass." " He's the one who manipulated..." " Maybe you work as a team." "He's got the mouth, but you... ..know an awful lot about Biorg Pharmaceuticals." " I told you I applied!" " So did we." " And I do my research!" " So did we!" "Any of us could be plants, but not all of us." "At least one candidate has to be genuine for the test to be viable." " That would be me." " And me." "My point is we can't prove anyone's guilt or innocence, so it's a waste of time to try." "If we can't maintain trust and cooperation, we're through." "Trust has to be earned, sister." "We never had cause to trust each other in the first place." "Trust is a choice." "We can choose to keep cooperating, if necessary." " I think it's necessary." " We have no other option." "Trust makes me nervous." " I prefer proof." " What are you doing?" " (SHOUTS) Get off me!" " Are you insane?" " Brown, why are you doing this?" " Because I like winning!" "Now tell us the truth, Dark." "Please..." "You said we've to trust each other!" "Now you're gonna stand there while he interrogates me?" "Looks like it." "They wanna know too." "Further denials will only waste time." "Confess and I'll release you." "I promise." "OK, I work for them, but they didn't put me in here!" "I heard about the job internally and applied like everyone else!" "Not everyone." "Tell us what we want to know." "I can't tell you anything because I don't know anything!" "HR doesn't cover the CEO's office, he hires his staff personally!" "I'm not lying!" "I wanna step up as badly as you do!" "Like I said, trust is a devalued currency in here." "What proof can I possibly give you?" "You know, it's funny... how something so simple and inoffensive as a piece of paper, when placed in the wrong hands can become a deadly weapon." "All from one slice of a tree." " What are you doing?" " What has to be done." "You're gonna torture me?" " Do something!" "Please!" " Brown, what are you doing?" " I know what I'm doing." " You've done this before?" " In the services." " I thought you were a gambler." "All soldiers are gamblers." "See, I find the flesh of the inner thigh especially sensitive." " Fuck you!" "Get off me!" " Stop this!" "This can't be our only option!" "No, it isn't, it's mine." "(sighs)" "What have we here?" "Seems you got there before me." "What, undervalued at work and at home?" "Daddy didn't love you, hm?" "You studied psychology to find out why?" "Tell me I'm wrong." "On second thoughts, don't answer that." "Answer this..." " What is the question?" " I don't know!" " You're lying!" " I don't know, I swear!" "What is the question?" "What is the purpose of this exam?" "Would I volunteer if the only way for you to solve this was to beat it out of me?" "How fucked up are you?" "With 20 minutes left, this fucked up." " (DARK SCREAMS)" " OK, enough!" "(BLACK GROANS)" "Don't interfere." "(GROANlNG)" "(BLACK) For God's sake." "This is a woman." "Equal opportunities, Black." "HR wouldn't expect anything less, would they?" "Oh, by all means, ask him for help." "Look, it's nothing personal." "We just need to know what you know." "Brown, don't do this!" "There must be another way!" "We need certainty." "The kind only unbearable pain can give..." "I've told you everything I know!" "Please stop!" "..or the threat of it." "(DARK SOBS)" "She's telling the truth." "Sorry." "Here." "Thank you." "(RATTLlNG)" "You wanted convulsions - now you've got them." "You think he's faking it." "It's genuine." " How do you know?" " My wife, she died from it." "I'm a carrier." "He's not faking." "Even liars tell the truth occasionally." " He really needs that pill, doesn't he?" " Fast." "If anyone took it, own up now." "All right, if we can't trust each other, we'll have to search each other." "Nothing." " Got any gum?" " Sorry. I'm all out." "Really?" "All soldiers are gamblers and all gamblers are cheats, I've found." "Given the opportunity." " I took a calculated risk." " You're as bad as he is." "No, he's worse." "There was never any pretence about White." " Let's think about it selfishly again." " While he's dying?" "That's not selfishness, that's murder!" "Coma comes before death, right?" "People recover from comas." "Not this kind." "Sink too deep and it's irreversible." "But that pill mimics an adrenaline shot to the heart." " If you're gonna do it, do it now." " Forgotten what you said about him?" "We're not releasing him We're saving his life!" "I'm afraid I can't do that!" "(GRUNTING)" "I can see it, but I can't reach!" "Let me try!" "Obviously the Gods agree with my risk assessment." "Is he unconscious?" "(BLACK) He's lapsing!" "We have to carry him out for treatment." "Biorg will understand." "Trust me." "Are you gonna help me?" "Fine, you can live with his death on your consciences." "I can't." "He's bleeding!" "What does that mean?" "I don't know:" "I haven't seen this before." "But it can't be good." " Do something, Black!" " Like what?" "I'm not a doctor!" "Help him, please!" "Can't you see he's dying?" "No!" "I work for you!" "I work here!" "(GASPS)" "You weren't wrong about that pill." "Hey..." " If you can hear me, nod your..." " Fuckers." "I have it too, brother." "Yeah, well, don't expect me to thank you." "You have her to thank... ..not me." "Well, I would've preferred the kiss of life." "I bet you're good at that." "Wow." "Four down and four to go." "And only 1 0 minutes on the clock." "Exciting (!" ")" "I felt you take it, you know." "Room not big enough for both of us?" "That's the spirit, Brown." "If you remember me taking it, you'll remember the promise you made us." "Blonde gave you the pill as requested." "Now give us what we asked for in return." " The question?" " What is it?" "Where is it?" "You still don't get it, do you?" "Let me spell this out for you." "(sighs)" "There is no question!" "All right?" "There never was one!" "Not the kind you're looking for anyway." "That's what you've been holding back?" " That's your big secret?" " Uh-huh." "You heard the lnvigilator." "There's one question before you, and one answer is required." "There is one question!" "You're calling him a liar?" "When you've eliminated the impossible, whatever's left has to be the truth." "No matter how crazy it seems." "This test is the question!" "And the answer is us." " We're the answers." " Answers, plural?" " If I recall..." " One answer is required." " Singular." " That's right." "Just one of us." "You wouldn't dare." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" " Whoa!" "Everybody calm down." " Seconded." "(GIGGLES) All right, all right, all right." " You're not gonna shoot me." " I didn't take it to shoot you!" "I took it to stop you from using it on us!" "Let me tell you what I think." "I think we're the answers too." "All of us together, as a team!" "I think we'd all passed when we walked in." "All each of us can do is lose what we've already won through selfishness, stupidity and impatience!" "(BLACK) Deaf was right." "We see what we want to see in here." "You're a fighter so you all can think about is being the last man standing, but they never said there was only one position available." "Yeah, I see what I want to see, Black." "(GASPS)" "And you hear what you want to hear." "But answer me this, brother (!" ")" "What corporation doesn't know how many positions it's got available?" "What CEO can't decide whether he wants one assistant or eight?" "There's only one job going in his office, you know that?" "And the rest is fantasy." "White, stay back!" "This ain't worth killing for." "You seem to think it is." "Is it..." " ..worth dying for?" " Put the gun down, Black." "You started this, now it's in play!" " We can't put it back." " (BLONDE) Throw it out the door." "That won't break any rules." "Go on, then, shoot me." "Go on, shoot me in the head, go on." " See?" "You can't fight who you are." " Don't!" "(BLACK SCREAMS)" "Fingerprint ID." "No!" "(WHITE) OK." "(BROWN) OK, OK." "Just tell us what you want." "I want to be alone!" "You want us to spoil our papers?" "Disqualify ourselves?" "OK." "We'll take those odds over the alternative." "You win." "I can't let my partner escort you out, we just became friends." "How about you walk out instead?" "Each of you." "One by one." "Starting with you." "Come on, we ain't got all day!" "Let's go." "They deserve you." "Now you." "Come on." " Don't be stupid, Black." " You won't shoot." "I'll be missed." "You're sick like me." "Your death will be explained away, OK?" "No one outside this room even cares." "They've got problems of their own, like avoiding the infection themselves." "Your conscience will haunt you." "You're assuming I've got one." "I'll go." "I'm through with this." "(Ready?" ")" "Don't cry, darlin'." "You were a passenger in here, anyway." " You fucked your way to the top." " Then I saved your life." "Well, anyone can make a mistake." "Lights out!" "Lights on!" "(GROANS)" "(BEEPING)" "(sighs)" "Toujours y voir clairement est primordial." "(DARK) To see clearly is all." "Well?" "You said there's one answer and you're looking at him!" "I've done everything!" "I made everything happen in here, and she's done nothing!" "It's me!" "I'm the one you want!" "I'M THE ONE YOU WANT!" "(FOOTSTEPS)" "If you try to communicate with myself or the guard... ..you will be disqualified." "(white) That's it, join in at last." "You're deaf but not dumb, eh?" "(BEEPING)" "There is one question before you, and one answer is required." "(Ready?" ")" " Answers?" " That's what you've been holding back?" " That's your big secret?" " You still don't get it, do you?" "What is it?" "Where is it?" " The question?" " What's the purpose of this exam?" " The question?" "What is it?" "Tell us!" " What does it matter?" "(BLONDE) You really think he's behind there?" "(DARK) He's lived behind walls for years." "(BROWN) How do you know all this?" "Are you saying that they rigged the test to bring us all together?" "Is there something you want to tell us?" " (BRUNETTE) lt's a piece of paper." " (WHITE) It's more than that." "If we can't see it, how are we supposed to find it?" "(BRUNETTE) What if the question is written down?" "We just can't see it?" "(BLONDE) What if it reveals the question too?" "(white) They're not gonna make it that easy." "(BRUNETTE) How hard can they afford to make it?" "(white) So has anyone figured out the answer yet?" "(BROWN) lt's not about the answer, it's about the question." "What is the question?" "(TICKlNG)" "What is the question?" "(TICKlNG)" "Any questions?" "No." "That's the answer you wanted to the first question asked of us." "The only question asked of you." " I almost missed it too." " Almost." "As it is, we're happy to be hiring someone today." "I haven't accepted yet." "You wouldn't have participated if you didn't want the job." "That was before." "Before all this." "Now it's over, I have questions." " Questions?" " More than one." "Ask." "You don't look like him." "Any suit can play the CEO for shareholders and the media." "Our founder isn't a businessman." " He has no interest in fame." " Too bad." " That was some performance." " Who said it was a performance?" "Our founder is a scientist, an innovator." "He's very particular about those he invites to work with him, especially when it comes to the most important hiring decision he's ever made." "Important enough to kill for?" "What makes you think he's dead?" "(SOFT BREATHING)" "(lNVlGlLATOR) While searching for the cure, we stumbled upon something far more powerful." "Rapid cell regeneration..." "..in a pill." "It eradicates the virus and other stubborn mutations." " The magic bullet." " The gift of life for millions." "Such a breakthrough creates unanticipated dilemmas." "Too great for any one man to bear." "People are gonna need this product, and we can only make so much at a time." "Tough decisions are gonna have to be made by a wise administrator, someone who combines a listening disposition with attention to detail and compassion for her fellow man." "If you are still interested..." "Il est revenu." "He is... ..risen." "Let's get started."

"SHIP'S HORN BLOWS" " Did that man bring you here?" " Yes." "Why did he tie you up?" "Practice." "WIND HOWLS" "GRUNTING" "WIND HOWLS" "WIND HOWLS" "ALL PANT AND SHIVER" "WIND WHISTLES" "MOBILE VIBRATES" "SEA BIRDS CALL" "WIND WHISTLES" " More coffee?" " Yes, please." " Your husband makes good coffee." " Does he?" "I have to go." "If there's anything you need, you just talk to him, OK?" " OK." " Have a nice day." "Uh-huh." " Do you smoke?" " No, I don't." "WIND HOWLS" " So, what's for lunch?" " Stew." "Is that all you can cook?" "Give me some money and I can see what I can buy in the store." "All right." "I will call the office." "Since we're stuck here, they have to pay us some more expenses." "But don't go mad." "LOCKS CLANK" "HE PANTS" "SIGHING" "BOTTLES TINKLE" "HE GROANS" "HE EXHALES" " So, you're all right?" " Yes." " Yeah, OK?" "HUM OF CONVERSATION" "LOW CHATTER" "Here." "Look." "MOBILE RINGS" "Hello?" "It was an expensive camera with a blue strap on." "We need the report in English." " It's of no use to us in Icelandic." " Why is that?" "DOOR OPENS" "WIND HOWLS" "Excuse me, can you help us?" "Our camera has been stolen." "Yes, well, we're a little bit busy, but Asgeir will help you." "Andri?" "KNOCK AT DOOR" "KNOCKING" "RATTLING" "GRUNTING" "THEY SHOUT" "HE SIGHS" "THEY CHATTER" "THEY SHOUT" "HE YELLS" "What the fuck, man?" "Hey!" "Hey, you!" "Fucking loser!" "Hey!" "Fuck you, man!" "LAUGHTER, CHATTER" "What's your problem?" "What the fuck do you want?" "TODDLER CRIES" "Come on, come on." "All right, everything's all right!" "OK." "DOOR CLOSES" "DOOR SLAMS" "CHAIR SCRAPES" "HE SCOFFS" "HE CHUCKLES" "PHONE RINGS" "REPLACES RECIEVER" "PHONE RINGS" "PHONE RINGS" "HE SIGHS" "BOLTS CLANK" "ANDRI SLAMS PHONE" "DOOR SLAMS" "HE SIGHS" "SHE EXHALES" "HE GROANS" "Ah, mm!" "HE PANTS" "SHE SOBS" "SHE SIGHS" "HE SIGHS" "GIGGLING" "EXPLOSION, GLASS SMASHES" "HE SNIFFS" "HE SLICES" "HEAD THUDS ON GROUND" "WIND HOWLS" "HINGES CREAK" "CLANKING" "WINDOW CLACKS" "DOOR OPENS" "CHURCH SERVICE PLAYS ON RADIO" "THEY CHUCKLE" "MOBILE VIBRATES" "BIRDS CALL" "MOBILE RINGS" " Hi." " 'Hi.'" "Hmm..." "PHONE RINGS" "Hi?" "WIND WHISTLES" "SHE GROWLS" "THEY GROWL AND CHATTER"

"(Man) blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." "Amen." "(Mum) Amen." "Thanks, Effy, but you know this is the best birthday present I couId have." "A nice family meal." "A chance to have a bit of quality time." "Ah, isn't that lovely?" "Ha, you know, this reminds me of when I was a boy and my Auntie MabeI, when she was carving the chicken, she always used to wear these Ioose-fitting tops..." "Yes, I think we've all heard this one, haven't we?" "It's a joke, Anthea, an anecdote." "And my dad, your grandfather, God rest his soul," ""What would you Iike, David?" she used to say, and he'd look right down her front and say," ""I'd Iike breast, please, and then maybe a bit of leg and stuffing."" "LAUGHS AWKWARDLY" "I mean, he'd basically growl at her." "You see, that's a difficult dad." " No-one thinks you're difficult, Jim." " Ha!" "And then MabeI would get to me." "Ah, what could I ask for?" "I scoured my brain and came up with, "Thigh, please, MabeI."" "I basically asked for the only thing I couId think of that was non-sexuaI." " Thigh!" " Thighs can be sexy." "That's not true." "You'd be surprised, you can do a Iot with thighs, Dad." "No, you can't." "CARVING KNIFE WHIRS" "Look, I'm sorry." "What is so sexy about thighs?" "I mean, what on earth can you do with a thigh?" "please not..." "Not in front of Effy, Jim." "AII right." "What would everyone like?" "A bit of thigh, please, Dad." "No!" "Not yet!" "Did I say do it yet?" "No, look, Jim!" "Effy's rolled a five." "Oh, yes, well, er, right, well, jolly good." "AII right, we'II treat that as your go, Effy." "Er, so you got a five..." "Oh, God, I can't understand these rules." "They've translated them from Korean." "SIGHS HEAVILY" "Jim, maybe we shouldn't play a game." "Fine." "Fucking fine." "Fucking, fucking fine." "So what shall we do, then?" "Just sit, shall we?" "Yes, we can just sit, yeah, and I'II see if I can find some nice... biscuits, OK?" "Oh, I hate it when your mother's like this." "(On TV)" " help me!" " What's wrong?" "Any luck with it?" "Never mind." "Good night, love." "Night, sweetheart." "(On TV) There's nothing there." "What's wrong?" "RINGING TONE" "(Chris) 'Tony." "You all right, man?" "How's it going?" "'" "What's everyone doing tonight?" "'Um, well, there's a few people coming round to mine." "'But it's a homework thing, really.'" "Is michelle coming?" "'Yeah." "Yeah, but it's for a class that you're not in..." "'Um..." "'Er...biology..." "'You're not in it.'" "It's fine, Chris." "I'm not invited, right?" "'I just..." "I don't think you'd enjoy it, really." "You know?" "'" "Yeah." "I know." "(Sid) 'I'm asleep or just too bored to speak to you, so leave a message.'" "Is this now officially silent treatment you're giving me?" "michelle broke up with me, remember?" "still, if you think this is gonna piss me off, then you're wrong." "I actually quite like it." "I'm just gonna keep on filling up your voicemail with all sorts of shit... (Jim) I'm never neurotic." "Dads always check up on their baby girls, that's what we do." "Look, she's asleep." "Come on, Iet's go to bed." "Bed?" "But it's early." "Panorama." "I don't think that I've given you my birthday present yet." " Auntie MabeI?" " Mmm." "actually, she was a neighbour, not a real blood relative." "I know exactly what she was." "I'II fetch the turkey baster and you...wash your bits." "(Maxxie) 'I dunno." "I'm probably not even going." "'You're breaking up, Tony.'" "FAKES INTERFERENCE" "(JaI) 'She doesn't want to see you, Tony." "Leave us alone.'" "(girl) I wasn't sure what to wear." "Can you believe I borrowed this top from my mum?" "Though Davey, when I wore my mum's fishnets to the school disco thing, said that was well rough cos women used to wear fishnets without knickers at orgies or whatever, so, Iike, my mum would have got stuff on it." "Davey calls it lady juice." "Can you believe he called it lady juice?" "And he says by wearing the tights, her stuff would have rubbed off on me." "Though I wore knickers, and I don't think my mum went to many orgies." "I mean, she grew up in Luton." "I don't think many orgies happen in Luton." "Don't!" "He's gross!" "I'm a bit scared." "Are you scared, Effy?" "I keep tasting sick in my mouth." "I think it's cos I'm excited and nervous." "Do you ever get that?" "Tasting sick in your mouth, Iike you've got hiccups but you haven't." "Do you ever get that, Effy?" "Do you?" "Did I tell you about Davey trying to finger me?" "Effy!" "You came!" "I mean, cool, I mean..." "I wasn't sure you would." "Hi." "It's my last day and they're fucking wankers to work for." "So you know, break, take, steal..." "Anarchy and all that." "Mad." "So this is it?" "really?" "Oh, this is Spencer." "A mate of mine." "Hi, I'm julie and this is Effy." "Do people call you Spence?" "No." "They don't." "I've heard a Iot about you, Effy." "Not all of it good." "You heard anything about me?" "Wanna ride?" "shall I get on too?" "We're here together!" " Big Issue!" " Bit late for you, isn't it, Kenny?" "Last week's edition." "Drunks are usually too generous to notice." "Who you out with?" "On my own tonight." "Listen, you don't fancy a beer?" "Sorry, beer's not really my drink." "Now, once you've tasted a Pinot Grigio, hops just lose their allure." "Right, OK." "Do you want a hand...selling?" "Where's all your mates, then, Tone?" "fallen on hard times, have you?" "Something like that." "well, no offence, but the sooner I get these sold, the sooner I can get home to the missus for cocoa and cuddles." "And I'm not going to get much sold standing next to a posh lad, am I?" "Right." "OK." "No worries." "See you later." "Ta-ta." "Big Issue, fella?" "SIREN WAILS" "(Spencer) It's the fucking cops!" "Do you think they'II give us a joint cell?" "MOBILE RINGS" "hello." "'This is police Sergeant bill Hughes." "'Am I speaking to Tony Stonem?" "'" "What?" "clifton Branch police station." "Marjorie Watts." "How may I help you?" " Um..." " Sorry, I rushed it." "I'II go again." "clifton Branch police station." "Marjorie Watts." "How can I help you?" "Hi, Marjorie." "I'm here to pick up elizabeth Stonem." "She's been arrested." "Okey-dokey." "I'II check that for you." "Just missed her." "Her brother's picked her up already." " I'm her brother." " Her other brother." "I'm her only brother." "OK, her boyfriend pretending to be her brother's picked her up already." "She just left with a fat lad." "Ladies, your carriage awaits." "Come on, chop-chop." "Effy!" "Eff..." "ENGINE STARTS" "That was fun." "Unexpected, but fun." " So fucking hard to keep a straight face." " You did well for a fat fuck." "You're so lucky, Effy." "I can't believe it." "Remember when I tried to get arrested for kissing that police officer?" "normally I would have been with her." "We're always getting into trouble together at school." "tell them..." "Does she ever stop?" "Anyone want some?" "What is it?" "(julie) We're known as the cheeky girls." "Not that we're Romanian or, you know, show off our pants!" "(Spencer) 'Hi, this is Effy's phone." "She's currently cruising 'at 35,000 feet and there's definitely turbulence ahead.'" "What?" "It's, uh..." "Tony." "Effy?" "What's going on?" "SIRENS WAIL" "Look, oi!" "Can we get some concentration here, please?" "I know it seems hard, right, but think about it." "This - this could lead to, you know, celebrity." "A place in the Guinness Book Of Records is hardly celebrity." "But it is!" "Right, I fucking love that book!" "will you stop eating the tools?" "It's not my fault you decided to go for sugar cube pyramids." "Oh, hi." "What's this - some kind of retro LSD thing?" "Oh, no." "It's kinda that homework thing I was telling you about..." "The, er...biology." "Hi, michelle." "hello, Tony." "Look, don't worry, I'm not gonna stay." "I just needed Sid for a minute." " I'm busy." " Yeah, I can see that, Sid." "Go on." "Let's have a go, then." "Ah..." "Ah..." "Fucking hell, guys, you know how to have a good time, don't you?" "I don't want this to be difficult." "If you want to stay, you can stay." "No, it's fine." "You made the divorce terms clear and I intend to stick to them." "please don't be a bastard." "Look, don't get so upset about it, OK?" "I'm sorry I spoilt your beautiful evening." "I'II go." "Sid?" "well, go on, then." "Go see what he wants." "Don't feel you have to, Sid." "I'm gonna go." "But only to tell him to leave, right?" "You should leave, Tony." "No-one wants you here." "Shit!" "You OK?" "I tried ringing, but you haven't answered your phone all week." " Did you get beaten up?" " Effy's missing." "We need to look for her." "Effy?" "Is this another one of your games?" "Yeah, Sid, it's a game." "'Hi, this is Effy's phone." "She's currently cruising 'at 35,000 feet and there's definitely turbulence ahead.'" "This sounds a bit weird, Tony." "It's fine." "We'II nick your dad's car, drive around a bit, spot her, take her home, we can go for a pint." "Shit!" "What?" "It's Cassie." " She was there." " So where's she gone?" "flown off on her broomstick?" "She's still in the loony bin." "No, she was there." "Maybe she's haunting you, cos she tried to kill herself because of you." "Hang on." "You want to nick my dad's car?" "Why can't we nick your dad's instead?" "Because, Sid, my dad has central locking, a sophisticated alarm system and probably thinks a spell in prison would do me good." "Whereas your dad has a 20-year-oId car, Neighbourhood Watch and won't prosecute." "LAUGHTER" "I bet you ten quid I know who you're thinking about." "There's times I think me and Tony are gonna get back together." "And just like that, I'm ten quid richer." "There's a sort of thing, though, isn't there?" "First loves?" "You think Tony loves you?" "No, I don't." "Sorry, that sounded far less harsh in my head." "Don't worry about it." "michelle." "Wait up." "Listen, I'm off to a Iate-nighter at the sports club." "Fancy coming?" "A quick drink?" " Can you not take a hint?" " Come on." "You must have worked out by now that I didn't do it." "You had porno pictures of your sister on your phone." "How fucked up are you?" " Someone set me up!" " Yeah, right, Josh." "Look, the party'II be a laugh." "michelle!" "please!" "Fuck it." "Go." "Good decision." "Fucked-up is an understatement." "He's got nice wheels, though..." "for a nutter." "Shut up!" " (Spencer) Home!" " (Kevin) This place is fucking brilliant." "(julie) It's like WonkaIand." "(Spencer) This is where the rich kids come to die." "welcome to my world." "I feel a bit rough!" "Kevin, I think you should take julie to the bathroom." "Come on." "Let's get you cleaned up." "finally, we're alone." "Not quite." "Jesus Christ." "Fuck!" "I wondered when you were going to turn up." "hello, Effy." "I'm Jesus Christ." "Anything?" "Nothing." "BoIIocks!" "You know, she may be having a bit of fun, a joke at your expense." "That's not her style." "No, I know Effy." "She's cleverer than this." "In fact, she's the cleverest fucking person I know." "I don't know anyone like her." "(Sid) Cass?" "Look, I'm worried about her." "I just..." "Even if we're looking in the same places twice..." " Cassie, she was..." " please, Sid?" "OK." "MOBILE RINGS" " Effy?" " (Josh) 'Hey, Tone." "'You've gotta come to this party down at CumberIand Basin." "'We're flying the virgin highway.'" " Who is this?" " 'Effy says hi.'" "What?" "Put Effy on the phone!" "hello?" "Fuck!" "Come on, Sid." "Looks a bit...spooky." "You're not still afraid of the dark?" "You still sleep with that night light on, don't you?" "It's not a night light." "It's a gIow-in-the-dark Batman." "It's retro." "Effy!" "Effy!" "Effy!" "Effy!" "Effy!" "Eff...y!" "No, I don't think she's here." " Doesn't look like much of a party, does it?" " No." "Effy!" "Effy!" "only if you want some." "Course she fucking wants it." "There we go." "Dr Stock's marvellous medicine." "Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know?" "Come out of my mum the wrong way." "I hear words go past me backwards." "The people I should love I hate." "And the people I hate..." "Ow!" "Fuck!" "AII the help I've ever given you, and you've been fucking useless tonight." "I've been good." "You've been useless." "You're always fucking useless." "Take michelle." "I worked fucking hard to create a shagging opportunity for you." "Then you went pussy." "No..." "Instead, she ends up with this Josh, a complete fucking knob, who I have to sort, so that's your fault, too." "Sort?" "What did you do?" "Put naked pictures of abigail on his phone." "Made sure michelle could see them." "Made sure everyone could see them." "It was quite funny." "Funny?" "That's sick." "His sister." "Why did you do that?" "You know what, Tony?" "Sometimes I don't know why we're friends any more." "It's weird, isn't it?" "I'm from Mars, you're from Venus." "I do things, you worry about them." "I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide." "Don't." "Are you bunching your fists at me, Sid?" "If you wanna hit me, go right ahead." "Ow!" "I said a punch, not a bitch slap!" "I can't believe you slapped me!" "That's hilarious!" "Sid, you'd better not be crying." "I'm not crying cos you punched me." "You're crying for the kids in Africa?" "You know I used to so look up to you, don't you?" "Of course I did!" "You were at home every night wanking your brains out." ""Someday I'II be like Tony." "And now I can think of nothing worse than being you!" "You've always been selfish, I always understood that." "You did things because you wanted something - fine." "Makes sense." "But now, now you do things because you can!" "You fuck with people... ..and I don't get why." "You've got no friends, no girlfriend, only your parents left." "Not even Effy is answering your calls." "You're right, she is clever." "Every time you talk, Sid," "little flecks of spit are coming out of your mouth and they're going on my face." "Sid?" "Sid!" "Don't be a little girl." "What?" "Ef...?" "ECHOEY LAUGHTER" "Who the fuck is doing this?" "!" "Sid." "Sid!" "How the hell am I going to get out of here?" "You're one of them, aren't you?" "RINGING TONE" "'Hi, this is Cass." "'Don't bother leaving a message because I'm not listening.'" "I know you're there, Cassie." "I mean, I think I know you're there." "I mean, I want you to be there." "I'm at RocatiIIo's." "I want to speak to you, and I think you want to speak to me." "MOBILE RINGS" "I didn't have to answer, Tony." "I'm grateful that you did." " 'OK.'" " OK." "'So how come you called me?" "'" "I dunno." "I'II tell you why you rang." "It's because you miss me." "It's because I'm the only person you can really talk to." "Yeah, michelle." "That's right, this is all about you." "'WeII, isn't it?" "'" "Not tonight." "No." "Are you OK, Tony?" "No." "What's the matter?" "'Effy's missing." "Sid's meant to help me find her but he's fucked off." "'Now I'm at some posh wanker night at the Ston Eaton sports club 'and I don't know what to do.'" "This is the weirdest fucking night of my Iife." "What do you want me to do, Tony?" "'Nothing." "'I gotta go.'" "You know it's, Iike, two in the morning, don't you?" "You're the one that's been following me round all night." "You've got a black eye growing, did you know that?" " Tony punched me." " Wow!" "really?" "That's excellent." "Is it?" "We did a course on it at the centre - separation anxiety." "He's worried he's losing you." "well, I just did leave him." "I mean, literally." "And then I..." "I wanted to see you." "Do you want to kiss me, Sid?" "OK." "So this is where you lean in." "cool." "Yeah." "I'm sorry, I'm usually better than that." "It's..." "No, it was lovely." "No, my rhythm was out and my teeth, they kept getting in the way." "could I...try again?" "only if you don't ask." "MOBILE RINGS" "Who is it?" "Um, kind of weirdly, michelle." "Answer it." "Sid?" "I'm worried about Tony." "'Tony?" "Don't worry about him.'" "I just spoke to him." "He sounded strange, in a real mess." "michelle, can I ring you back?" "He's at some Ston Eaton sports place." " Where?" " 'Ston Eaton." "Something weird's going on.'" "I'm in the middle of something." "'You know the sports club?" "'" "The place Josh and his mates hang out." "please, Sid." "Just check he's OK?" "Josh?" "'Yeah.'" "OK." "I'm leaving now." "It's Tony." "He's in trouble." "Tony." " Oh." " I'm really sorry." "I've got to go." "Do you?" "Kiss me again." "No, Sid." "I won't." "Effy?" "Effy?" "Wahey!" " OK, I'II see your 50 and I'II raise you..." " Raise or fold, man." " Don't waste my time." " I'II see you." "(Josh) Tony." "Hi." "Fancy some poker?" "Five-card stud." "I'm looking for my sister." "Oh." "She's over there." "Effy." "Shit." "Effy!" "hello..." "Effy, Effy." "What happened?" "!" "Effy, Effy." "What happened?" "Someone call an ambulance." "Effy." "Oh, fuck!" "hello?" "Yeah?" "My sis... .." "ambulance." " 'How can I help?" "'" " My sister's overdosed, I think." "'Can you tell me where you are?" "'" "Where are we?" "Where the fuck...?" "Oi, where are we?" "I'II give them directions." "What the fuck are you doing?" "OK, Iet's make a deal." "We'II call an ambulance as soon as you fuck your sister." "Three from the top, please, mate." "You're joking!" "well, factually it's true." "So, um..." "no, not a joke." "More a funny fact." "Get out of my fucking way!" "Don't worry, it's not her first time." "You won't be taking her virginity." "Right, Spence?" "She's my sister, you sick fuck!" "You put porno pictures of my sister on my phone and I make you fuck your sister!" "Is this about michelle?" "You really think michelle is worth this?" "I'm so sorry I can't get one up, I can't..." "I keep going soft!" "please." "Whatever I did, I'm sorry." "I promise," "I'II get you back with michelle." "I'II do anything, I promise!" "Effy." "(Spencer) Josh, mate." "Josh." "(Josh) Shut the fuck up, Spence." "I want you to fuck her." "No, you can't mean that!" " Do you want me to play with it a bit?" " I can't." " help you out?" " I really can't." "Then you're a shit brother." " She's dying over there, Tony!" " I promise..." "You'd better get hard!" "please..." "please..." "Beg me." "I beg you." "I beg you, I beg you..." "please... (Josh) well, you only needed to ask." "Here endeth the lesson." "(Sid) Tony?" "What's happened?" "What the fuck's happened to her?" "It's all my fault." "OK." "It's OK." "Let's just get her to a hospital, OK?" "I don't know why I couldn't feel before" "Faith in a world I can't believe in any more" "I'm tired of being here" "I'm tired of being wrong" "The universe keeps turning" "Where do I belong?" "You don't remember me" "But I remember you" "I lie awake, trying not to think of you" "The way I let you down" "The way I did you wrong" "The universe keeps turning" "Where do I belong?" "(Jim) Do you think she can hear us?" "(Anthea) I don't know, darling." "(Jim) Effy, love?" "Her hands are cold." "(Anthea) well, maybe best let her sleep." "She can hear you, Dad." "That's enough from you." "Doctor..." "Sorry, is she...?" "Oh." "It's all looking fine." "It's good, yes." "I'd go as far as great." "These kids are remarkably resilient creatures, you know?" "It's all gone, and whatever hasn't will be out in a few days." "One way or the other." "She took some very clean, pure pharmaceuticals." "Right, OK." "I'II leave you be." "So I suppose we should congratulate you for getting her clean drugs." "You think this was me?" "She was with you!" "I wasn't, I was..." "Don't deny it!" "Tony, she's your little sister!" "I know." "I know." "But, listen...for a second..." "No." "I've had enough of listening to you." "We all have!" "You and your horrid little ways, always at other people's expense." "Hang on." "That's enough." "What?" "He loves Effy." "Don't you think this is hard enough?" "And who the fuck are you?" "I'm his best friend!" "And I'm his fucking father!" "I know what you are." "Come on, Tony." "We're going." "I wanna stay with Effy." "Come on, mate." "Ah!" "Fuck!" "Thank you, Sid." "It's OK." "They're free." "No, I mean really, thank you." "Yeah, I know what you mean, Tony." " She's gonna be OK." " Yeah." "I'm sorry." "OK." "Thing is..." "I know I can be a wanker sometimes... but everyone likes that, don't they?" "BaII-busting, turning heads wherever I go." "people like that." " And I Iike people liking that." " We don't have to do this now." "But then..." "I start to feel...distorted because... ..because I'm more than that." "I don't wanna be a wanker." "I don't, Sid." "Effy knows that." "She loves me for who I really am." "God, I sound like fucking lionel Richie." "I quite like lionel Richie." "AII I know is, when I was scared tonight, and I was a bit...a Iot..." "I wanted you there." "Effy's different." "I sort of own her cos she's my sister, but with you..." "I just really wanted you there." "And then you were in the car." "The thing is, Tony, you sort of own me, too." "mostly in a good way." "Come on, I'm taking you for breakfast." "You do know it's 4am, don't you?" "Yeah, I know." "Do you reckon we'II find us anywhere that'II do us a curry?" "I've got a real craving for curry."

"Ooooh... yes..." "Barry." "Oh... oh... uh-huh..." "I can honestly say I never thought I'd be doing anything like this." "Shh, shh, shh." "Stop wiggling around." "Oh, Barry." "I hope that was good for you, because... it's going to cost you." " Whew!" " I think I'm going to love stake-outs." "Oh, that... stop." "We don't want the client to hear that on playback." "Men these days have no idea how to treat a woman." "He could have at least sprung for a motel room." "Um... no." "No motel - no receipt." "No receipt - no paper trail." "Which is why the wife has me following him around." "Let's see." "You know, I was once caught in 'flagrante delicto', with the girlfriend of a Vegas mobster." "The mug popped me twice in the gut." "I'm having a hard time picturing you as gangster." "When Bugsy caught me bumping uglies with his twist he went off the track, clipped me on the spot." "Had his boys dump me in the Vegas landfill like I was yesterday's garbage." "He figured, he figured I was down for the long dirt nap... but by the next night, I was back with his skirt, ribbed up with the perfect song." "Hey, wait a minute, you need blood to heal." "There's lots of life in a dump, and beggars can't be choosers." "Oh, wow, I hope she was worth it." "Love is always worth the risk." "Eternity is a long time to live with regret." "Did you ever consider writing greeting cards?" "Dad, I already did that." "The muscle tone isn't nearly supple enough." "What if his wife were to reach out and hold his hand?" "All she would feel is his death." "Now apologize." "Sorry." "Not to me." "Mr. Swanson, I apologize." "Now you may activate the pump." "Let's give Mr. Swanson some privacy, shall we?" "BLOOD TIES 1x10 "NECRODOME" Subtitles subXpacio" "Words can not begin to express how terribly sorry I am about this, Mrs. Swanson." "Rest assured this has never happened before." "Diesel's funeral was supposed to be this afternoon!" "As soon as your husband is retrieved..." "Retrieved!" "He's not some bone for a dog to find, Mr. Ulyanov!" "I'm going to the police." "No one wants this sad final chapter of Mr. Swanson's life to become public knowledge." "Ms. Nelson, thank you for coming so quickly." "Well your message did say it was urgent." " Yes, very urgent." " Mrs. Swanson, this is private detective I was telling you about." "She will ensure that your husband is found as quickly as possible." "You'll find my Diesel?" "I'll do my best." "If you'll excuse me, I believe Mr. Ulyanov and I have some... particulars to discuss about your case." "Thank you Ms. Nelson." "You come highly recommended." "Dr. Mohadevan assures me I can expect results." "Well in the future, you might want to make sure I'll actually take the case... before you start making promises." "And you can be discreet, yes?" "This matter requires discretion above all else." "And results." "Discretion and results." "Why don't you just start by telling me what happened to the late Mr. Swanson." "He arrived two days ago." "Liver failure." "Jaundice wreaks havoc with the skin tones, so he was scheduled for an overnight." "When I came in this morning to check on the status of his embalming procedure, he was gone." "Was there any evidence of a break-in?" "The back door was jimmied open." "He must have came and left that way." "Are you sure?" "Ivan and I were in the front office working on some paperwork." "We would have seen go out the front." "Dr. Mohadevan also assures me that I can afford you the courtesy... of full disclosure." "And you haven't call the police because... why?" "There are aspects of this situation that the authorities wouldn't necessarily comprehend." "This was taken by our security camera." "What is he doing?" "I need that disc." "And a very large retainer." "Take a look at this." "What are you doing?" "There's something different about you." "I don't think so." "Same soap." "Same shampoo." "Same detergent." "Something more primal." "I changed my fabric softener." "You smell like death." "Okay, how is that even remotely a turn-on?" "Decay is a common base-note in most perfume." "Usually derived from jasmine." " Oh." "The fusion of attractive and repulsive scents... creates a sense of urgency, don't you think?" "Not really." "Now watch, please." " Who was that?" " 'Sweet' Diesel Swanson." "Not exactly my type." "He was the Heavyweight Champion for about 10 minutes, until the Boxing Commission found out he'd bet on himself." "Are you investigating his death?" "Not exactly." "There!" "What is that?" "Is that some kind of voodoo?" "It's a form of necromancy, a particularly foul magic practiced on the dead." "From the looks of that mask, I'd say Egyptian." " Hm." " What else do you have?" "Well, the guy who broke in," "I mean, he knew the location of every one of the surveillance cameras... so he picked the door closest to the prep room." "Never shows his face." "He left no fingerprints." "He knows his way around this place." "Boris Ulyanov a necromancer?" "Impossible." "He hired you to find Mr. Swanson." "Well unfortunately, in my business, client does not always equal innocent." "How long have you know him?" "As long as I've worked here." "He is a most dedicated mortician." "A heinous crime has been committed against Mr. Swanson." "There is nothing worse than an Easter Weekend." "I take it you don't mean the holiday with the bunnies and the chocolate." "She's talking about a resurrection." "There's a code word for 'walking dead'?" "Well, many colleagues have had experiences... that would sound 'crazy' to a lay person." "When I started, I would see things out of the corner of my eye that I... chalked up to tricks of light." "Now I accept the supernatural as a fact of life." "And apparently a fact of death." "All right, thanks." "So if Boris Ulyanov didn't kill him, perhaps a disgruntled employee?" "No, disgruntled employees take office supplies." "So where does that leave us?" "Well, why resurrect the dead?" "Love." "His wife." "Maybe he arranged all this for himself." " Is that what you think?" " No, I think it's a possibility." "He found out he had liver failure, he couldn't face it, so he went out and... found someone who could resurrect him." "For the record, Swanson is re-animated." "I am resurrected." "There's a difference?" "Diesel Swanson is still walking only... because of the dark magic to serve the Necromancer who raised him." "He has no freedom of will." "He has no life." "I maintain my personality, my intelligence, my wit." "Your humility." "My soul." "This whole walking dead thing must be pretty weird for you." "Pays the bills." "I've seen a lot of weird stuff." "I grew up here, you know." "Was that difficult for you?" "No, it was a pretty typical childhood, actually, except for the dead bodies." "I used to hide under the... caskets during the funerals and pretend to drive the hearse." "This whole place was like my play room." "I think the other kids thought I was pretty cool, you know, in a freak show kind of way." "When my Grade Seven teacher died in a car accident, they... brought her body here and everyone wanted to see it." "Ha, here I was having slumber parties." "Billy, my best friend at the time - we were pretty young - he dared me and I dared him back, and you know how that goes." "He pulled back the sheet and she sat straight up." " She wasn't dead?" " Oh, she was dead." "Yeah, head-on collision." "But I could swear, though, she was looking right at me." "I thought my dad was going to kill us." "How about recently, have you noticed anything strange?" "Dead body walking around is pretty strange." "What about disgruntled former employees or dissatisfied customers?" "No, it's just my dad and I." "And we've never had a dissatisfied customer... until now." "Hi, I wonder if I could ask you a few questions?" "If you don't mind, I'd like to get this done." " You're moving?" " To my sister's." "I have to, no insurance." "Diesel tried hard but he wasn't the best with money." "Do you mind if I ask you some questions about his activities in the last few months?" "If he wasn't here, he was at the Dome." "It's a sports joint down on King." "Big screen TVs, big breasted waitresses, big everything." "He took a job as a host." "Six hundred a week plus free food and booze to sit at the bar... and schmooze the paying customers." "It was embarrassing." "He was only 36 and he was acting like his career was over." " Yeah, he was quite a boxer." " 46 and 1, every victory a knock-out." "He disserved that championship belt." "I heard about the bet." "The Commission decided to make an example of him." "Fined him and lay down a 10 year ban?" "Must have made him pretty angry." "He gave up." "I tried to tell him that his career wasn't over, but he couldn't get over the guilt and the humiliation." "That's when he started drinking." "What does this have to do with someone stealing his body?" "Nothing." "How about friends or family?" "Is there anyone else who... might have taken his death particularly hard?" "He traded them all in for bartenders in the last few months." "You can tell me if you're not going to find him." "I'm not going to make you any promises but I will do everything I can." "Thanks for your time." "No one could ever hover as well as you." "Hey, you remember Diesel Swanson?" "Diesel, the boxer, yes." "Yeah, his body was stolen from a mortuary a couple of days ago." "And the reason the police weren't called is...?" "This is where it gets a little tricky." "It was theft by resurrection, reanimation." "He's walking around." "At first I thought maybe it was somebody who had something against Swanson." "And then I thought, maybe had something against the funeral home." "I got to thinking, and I wondered, you know, maybe this has happened before." "Maybe he's not the only one." "Well, if body-snatching is the new joy- riding, I haven't heard anything about it." " Could you check?" " What?" "Body-snatchers?" " Yeah, or grave-robbers." " Look, Vicki, I find out why people go into the ground, not why they come out." "Okay?" "Call me when he starts eating brains." " He's eating brains." " Nice try." " His body was stolen." " Making it a case for Major Crimes." " And he's walking around." " And that is a Vegas act." "Look, Vicki, I have five active cases here, okay?" "I wish I could help you, but I can't." "All right, if you find anything out, will you let me know?" "If I find something I promise you will be the first to know." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "The mask is a representation of Anubis." "Ah, the Egyptian God of the Dead." "According to the myth, he resurrected Osiris from the dead." "My friend's a security guard at the museum." "He lets me borrow reference material from time to time." " You stole this." " Borrowed - can't find everything on the Internet." "Ah, now all I have to do is find an Egyptian Necromancer... operating somewhere in the city." "I love my job." "Thanks for this." "Good work." "Klepto." " You could knock." " You could call." "You didn't seem all that interested in the case." "Because I didn't consider the well-being of Mr. Swanson's corporeal husk to be an... urgent priority." "Well, I've got to admit, you seemed a bit flippant." "You're searching for a body." "I have absolutely no doubt that his soul was at peace..." "Yeah, I'm not so sure about that." "Egyptian Funeral Rituals and Resurrection Mythology by William Carmichael." "Sounds exciting." "Well, it's 300 pages of university grade double-speak, complete with footnotes." "He did have the courtesy to throw in a few photos." "Is there anything of value in it?" "Well, let's see, the Egyptians believed that the soul..." " ...was divided into seven parts." " The Ren is your name." "The Sekhem, energy." "The Akh is best described as your ghost." "Ka, life force." "Ba, soul." "Sheut, shadow." "And the Sekhu, your physical remains." "Well, gee, you'd pass the pop quiz." " I spent a little bit of time in Egypt." " Yeah, I figured." "The important ones for us, though, are Ba and Sekhu, soul and remains." "The Ba is what was summoned back into the Sekhu during the resurrection ritual, 'cause they believed that if the soul didn't recognize... its remains it wouldn't return to it." "Hence mummification of the corpse." "But what does that have to do with Swanson?" "Welcome to the Necrodrome!" "Ready?" "Fight!" "Winner!" " Hey." " What's up man?" "Nothing like a body dump first thing in the morning, huh?" "Don't be like that, brother." "I mean, this is our bread and butter." "Aw, come on." "Trace evidence is completely spoiled." "We've got no witnesses." "There's never any way in with these." "Why do you always got to look at the down side of it, man?" "I mean, here we are, you know, out here in the fresh air, you know, checking some fresh anatomy." "It never fails to amaze me how much you actually enjoy these." "Here give me that." "That's my childhood, man." "Walking by vacant lots, checking for, you know, any kind of corpse I could find." "This is why you joined the force?" "That's why every day's like Christmas, man, except for the dead bodies." "Yeah, and you're the normal part of my life." "Just great." "Dispatch said the body's been all beaten up." "Chest all cut apart." "Yup, that's a thoracic abdominal incision." "This guy's had an autopsy already." "Well, how do you know it's not some guy trying to play amateur pathologist?" "Carl Blundell?" "The Iron Fist?" "Local wrestler?" "Yeah?" "What did they do to him?" "The guy died of a brain aneurysm a couple of months ago." "Yo, this dude is famous!" "Oh, shoot man." "You've got to get a picture of us, man." "You just..." "Just playing, man." "You know, it's interesting," "Vicki's working a body snatch case involving a missing boxer." "Man, that lady sure does get some weird cases." "Blundell's supposed to be six feet under." "What do you want to bet that Swanson and Blundell were taken by the same guy?" "Yeah, but we're Homicide not Lost and Found." "What?" "Two dead athletes in a month?" "Two corpses taken?" "That doesn't raise any red flags for you?" "Well, it don't add up to murder." " Hey, Doc." " Hello." "Did you get anything on those names I fired over to you?" "Carl Blundell died of a brain aneurysm." "Diesel Swanson succumbed to liver failure." "So they both died of natural causes?" "Blundell, definitely natural causes." "I can't be as certain with Swanson." "According to Swanson's toxicology report, his blood contained high levels of paracetamol." "Oh, it's an over-the-counter pain medication." "A high level of paracetamol can cause irreversible liver failure." "The attending pathologist should have flagged it." "Are you saying that somebody poisoned him?" "Or he poisoned himself." "You were supposed to call me." "Yeah, Swanson's not the only body that's gone missing this month." "I know" " Carl Blundell." "Mohadevan called me." "Ah, the things you girls talk about." "Look, Mike, you need to be careful." "This is not your usual body snatching." "Yeah, maybe not, but one's a possible homicide." "Swanson may have been poisoned." " Have any suspects?" " Maybe." "We both know the type of killer that prefers poison as a murder weapon." "Naw, I don't think the wife's good for this." "Well, thank you very much." "I'll take that under advisement." "You know, this kind of connects our cases." "Oh, yeah, and you've been so helpful up 'til now." "Come on, come on, come on." "What do you got?" "Actually, not much." "All I know was that Swanson was resurrected by a type of Egyptian necromancy." "Okay, you got anything that I can actually use?" "I'm not sure, but I think there's a connection between his death and his abduction." "Right." "Well, you know what?" "I'm going to use good old-fashioned reality and see what the wife has to say." " What do you think about that, huh?" " Knock yourself out." "I think I will." "As I told Detective Celluci, some of his postmortem injuries are suspicious." "There is something in his throat." "You know, on that surveillance tape, the Necromancer put something in Swanson's mouth." "Really?" "Perhaps this is the evidence you seek." "Before Mr. Swanson passed away, was he on any medication?" "Not that I know of." "Was he taking Aspirin or Ibuprofen?" " Any kind of pain-killers?" " Alcohol." "You're asking a lot of questions about a man whose liver gave out." "Well, Mrs. Swanson, the coroner... found abnormal levels of paracetamol in your husband's blood." "It's a headache medicine... or poison, depending on the dosage." "You think I poisoned by husband?" "For what?" "The money?" "I'm not blaming anyone of anything, it's just that... if Diesel were hitting you or... you found yourself not being able to take it anymore..." "Should I be calling a lawyer?" "You tell me." "Diesel was a good man who gave up on life." "Or maybe somebody helped him along." "If anyone poisoned him, it was those bastards at the Dome who fed him all that booze." "Why don't you go and arrest them?" " Hey." " Oh, we're not open for another hour." "Detective Celluci, Metro PD." "Mind if I ask you a few questions?" "Ever see this guy hanging out here?" "Yeah, Diesel, yeah, yeah." "He works here." "Or he used to." "Nice guy." "He tipped even when his booze was comped." "So you guys must have talked a lot, huh?" "If he wasn't talking to a fan he wasn't really talking." "Ever see anybody that had a beef with him?" "Naw, everybody loved him and if they didn't, they'd sit out of his way." "The coroner found something suspicious during his autopsy so, you know how it goes." "Well, thanks for your time." "I didn't catch you name." "William Carmichael." "If you can think of anything else with Diesel, I'd appreciate a call." "Sure thing." "Oh, one more thing." "Did you ever see a guy named Carl Blundell, hanging around here?" "No." "If he did, I didn't see him." "All right." "Thanks again, William." "Well, I think they might be the same on both sides." "Yeah, that's Bennu bird." " And that's Osiris." " That's the Ba." " What is that?" " Diesel Swanson." "How do you know that?" "Am I the only one in the room who read the Rosetta Stone?" "You gotta be kidding me." "God, I feel old." "Okay, Bennu bird, Osiris, Ba." "Diesel Swanson?" "I think this is a requisition form for a soul." "There would be rituals involved in enchanting the tablet but essentially, yes." "But why does he snap the tablet in half?" "Maybe the guy who wrote this can help." "He mentions a lost chapter of the Book of the Dead." "Describes a resurrection ritual." "It involves a clay tablet." "He's the closest thing we've got to an expert." "I think he may be more than that." "The same magic he describes in his thesis is being practiced to raise the dead." "I think William Carmichael might be our Necromancer." " Anybody home?" " I don't sense anyone." "Never a good sign." "Stay away or I'll kill you, too!" " He can talk?" " He can do a lot more than that!" "You can really hear Swanson." "He's trapped in there." "I'd feel sorrier for the man if he didn't try to take my head off." "What are we looking for?" "Anything." "Is that really necessary?" "This from a man who spent a weekend in a Vegas dumpster?" "What you found was code for some kind of Internet site." "And here we go..." "What's a Necrodrome?" " Necro." "Dead." "Drome." "Arena." "It's a snuff film." "Technically they're already dead." " Okay, I've seen enough." " Excuse me." " Are you okay?" " I'm fine." "Shall we?" "See what's next." "Less than 24 hours 'til the next fight." "Man, I hate working to a deadline." "Who are you calling?" "Hey Mike, it's me." "I've got something for you." "Motive." "No!" "Screw your schedule!" "I haven't had time to find another fighter yet!" "Well, because I was busy stripping the apartment of any evidence." "Because some cop was asking questions, all right?" "No, you know what?" "You find yourself someone." "I'm busy." "Hey!" "Hey, what are you waiting for?" "Get in there." "Come on." "All right, that's enough." "Where did you get this?" "Coreen dug up a thesis on Egyptian resurrection rituals." "We went to go talk to the author and found Swanson's corpse... guarding his apartment and then I, yeah..." " William Carmichael?" " What, you know him?" "Swanson's favorite bartender." "So wait, Blundell dies of natural causes, gives Carmichael the idea for Necrodrome, and then he needs a challenger." "So Carmichael slips Swanson a paracetamol soda." " He had ample opportunity." " Steals the body and... sets up his next little cage match." "Yeah, but take a look at this." "It's a count-down timer to the next match." "Carmichael's promising another fight which means he needs another fighter." "Yeah, all right." "We're going to send an APB out on Carmichael and..." "I'll see what our tech guys can find out on this Website." " Okay, Henry and I will..." " You're going to stay out of it." "What?" "I give you information and you cut me off?" "What, didn't I say thank you?" "Okay, you know what?" "Finding Carmichael is your case, but retrieving Swanson's body is mine." "Knock yourself out." "Did you have any luck with that site?" "Tech Server's in Bulgaria." "They tried hiding it with a re-routed IP address." "That's a bad thing." "Uploads originate here via wireless." "And that means what?" "Sourcing location." "Triangulate." "Okay." "That's here in the city." " Yup." " Oh, great work, Jeb." "Thank you." " You got it." "Go get 'em, sir." "Vicki!" "Please tell me you've got something." "Maybe, I can hear something in the background on this audio." "Can I?" "You're going to have to trust me on this one unless you can hear subsonic sounds." " Okay, what is it?" " Train 79 Montreal." "Now boarding." "Okay, there's a night train to Montreal out of Union Station." "We'll head down there and work our way out." "You know this can't have a happy ending." "When we find Swanson, we're going to have to stop him." "Literally." "Yeah, well at least Darlene will be able to say goodbye properly." "That should be worth something." "Swanson?" "Please..." "Let me die." "Looks like we found our next challenger." "Let's go!" "Move it." "Move it." "They're on in a few minutes." " That's Mike's car." " He must be close." "I'm going to have to have a little chat with him about sharesies." "Must be something." "Well, I guess I should have dressed up." "Oh, I'm looking forward to this." "I wish I could share the same enthusiasm." "Looks like this could be a tough party to crash." "Looks can be deceiving." "Ohhh...!" "Okay, uh... you know what, go to Mike's car, give me three minutes, then switch on the sirens then head back in here." "How do I do that?" "It's the switch marked 'sirens'." "Sirens." "Connoisseurs of the grotesque!" "Welcome to the Necrodrome!" "Any time now, Henry." "Nobody move!" "Vicky, wait!" "He's got my... gun." "Great." "You and Carmichael partners." "Nice business plan." "We were partners, 'til somebody got scared." "Billy!" "Come forward." "The power to resurrect the dead and this is how you use it?" "This is how it was meant to be used." "I'm not going to grow old massaging dead people's hands." "I spent years watching my father fawning over them like they were something special." "More concerned about them than his own family." "The dead... are meant to serve us." " They will serve me." " They're people." "And you're enslaving them for some sick sport." "A fight?" "Ah, it's a promotional tool just to showcase their skills." "And when the right people realize what I've accomplished here..." "I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about the military applications." "Billy!" "Take her!" "Billy, of course, William, your friend in the prep room." "I told you to keep your nose out of this." "Yeah, well, I ignored you." "Besides, somebody's got to save your cute little ass." "Yeah, and you're doing a wonderful job, by the way." "It gets better." "Don't worry." "All right Ivan, I'm going to give you one last chance to surrender." "I got you prisoner." "I've got the zombies and the gun." "Kill them!" " You okay?" " Yeah, yeah." "Diesel!" "Don't!" "Safety's on." "Diesel!" "Stop!" "Can't... stop!" "You can beat this!" "You're strong!" "You're stronger than him!" "Diesel, you're wife sent us!" " Darlene..." "" " Henry!" "No!" "This is what you want." "This is what you want." "Henry, are you sure this is such a good idea?" "Vicki, on your left." "Diesel!" "Diesel!" "Give him to me!" "As much as I would like to do that, Diesel, he's our responsibility now." "Diesel!" "Stop!" "Time to find out what a head shot does to a zombie." " He's not a zombie!" " He's not a zombie!" "You let him do this, it's murder!" "Where's he going?" "Oh, god!" "I think I know where!" "Diesel!" "Diesel!" "Stop!" " I want to see her." "You're in no condition." "No." "Tell her I.." " She knows." "And she loves you." "She knows you love her." "Maybe there is a way." "Oh, baby." "I'll always love you." "It's like he's asleep." "Proceeds from the door." "I'll take care of it." "It's time, my friend." "Thank you." "What's going to happen to Ivan?" "With any luck, he'll go away for life for Swanson and Carmichael's murders." "Being caught in a warehouse surrounded by dead people shouldn't help his case any." "I think I get it now." "That sweetness of death." "It's an acquired taste." "transcript: swsub. com synchro: subXpacio"

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