text: Bell on door clanks, come on in
  Floyd observes my hairy chin
  Sit down chair, dont be afraid
  Steamed hot towel on my face
  I was shaved
  I was shaved
  I was shaved
  Barney ties me to the chair
  I cant see Im really scared
  Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
  Pee-pee pressed against my lips
  I was shamed
  I was shamed
  I was shamed
  I sense others in the room
  Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
  They take turns and cut me up
  I die smothered in Aunt Bees muff
  I was shamed
  I was shamed
  I was shamed