text: Teenage angst has paid off well
  Now Im bored and old
  Self-appointed judges judge
  More than they absolve
  If she floats, then she is not
  A witch like we have thought
  One down payment deserves another
  One at Salems lot
  Well serve the servants
  Well serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  That legendary divorce is such a bore
  As my bones grew, they did hurt
  They hurt really bad
  I tried hard just to have a father
  Instead I had a dad
  I just want you to know that I
  Dont hate you anymore
  Cause there aint nothing that I could say
  I havent thought before
  Well serve the servants
  Well serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  That legendary divorce is such a bore
  Is such a bore
  Is such a bore
  Serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  Serve the servants
  Oh, no
  Oh, no
  Oh, no
  Oh, no
  Oh, no
  Oh, no
  Oh, no!
  Oh, no!
  Oh, no!
  Oh, no!