text: Your life is shit
  Shit
  Your life is bogus
  Bull
  Your life is trite
  Cry
  Your life is hell
  Hell
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im going to die
  With my libido
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im going to die
  Dont fuck with me
  Your life is shit
  Shit
  Your life is clean
  Its clean
  Your life is lame
  Without some friends
  Your life is stale, frail
  Frail
  Im going to die
  Start a new union
  Im on a hill
  Help my libido
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im on a hill
  Help my libido
  Im going to die
  Start a new union
  Im on a hill
  Help my libido
  Im going to die
  Start a new union
  Im going to die
  Watch the pain!
  Your life is shit
  Im gonna open up myself a flea market
  Im gonna open up myself a flea market
  And youre gonna wish that you did
  Gonna retire on the profits
  First off, Im gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
  And Im gonna put em on a shelf
  With my 800 dollar a month tax free Century21 shop
  And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
  Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
  Ive accumulated over the past 62 years
  Then Im going to get some plywood
  Im going to get some plywood
  And cut them up into two by two feet squares
  Then Im going to get some burlap
  And Im going to cut them into two by two feet squares
  And then Im going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
  And then Im going to go to the beach
  Im going to go to the beach
  And Im gonna collect some shells and driftwood
  And then Im going to take the shells and driftwood
  And glue them onto the plywood and burlap
  And sell em for lots of money
  People will be paying top dollar
  For my kids new used new toys and clothing
  Then maybe someday I can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
  Ive been sleeping on
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im on a hill
  Help my libido
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im gonna cry
  Help my libido
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im gonna die
  Help my libido
  Im gonna die
  Start a new union
  Im gonna die
  Watch the pain!