text: If he goes now, I want his golf clubs
  I want his jazz records!
  Hey, I want his jazz records!
  Naw man, I get his jazz records!
  Guys, c’mon, I told you all I totally getting his jazz records
  Baby Grampa Santa Christ takes walks on his break
  Robot crows, a ladder and a cross that looks fake
  How’d he get those ropes on, did the birds do that?
  This could just be his worst Christmas card idea yet
  Yell! Wail! And auto focus fail
  Krist just stepped on a bug, now I’m blurred, now I’m not
  Fell! Down! I’ve got a weird eyebrow
  Shiny bass, show my face, and we’re way colorized
  Caw! Crow! Where did that old guy go!
  Think we scared him away with your drumming and my
  Scary eyes
  Racist kid and what happened to Slim Goodbody
  Giving treadmill hugs, can’t reach the baby tree
  Guess that old guy left so he could change his hat
  Still can’t reach, so she skips away, and then the man gets zapped
  Hey! Wait! I got hair in my face
  Red background, spin around, skip on down, and then I
  Kick! Dirt! Hit bassist with my shirt
  He continues to rock, though I block half his shots
  Jump! Shout! We made that blonde girl pout
  Throw a flower, now I’m gonna bug her with my
  Butterflies
  Hey, that’s my hat! Stupid butterflies!
  Now it’s black, I hate black things!
  I’ll show them, I put a tree baby in this guy’s IV, ha ha ha! Isn’t that funny?
  No
  Krist just put the moves on Dave, but now they’re blurry
  Had to move in front so I could watch the TV
  Pulled the hair from my face, but i just flipped back
  Cut to a wide shot where I do some spastic dance
  Hey! Dudes! That blonde girl looks confused
  Got a watch, candy box, back is hunched, here’s my foot
  Yeah! Wow! We just made Dave pass out
  Make her sit down again, nod your head, now stand up
  Yay! We, ate all her candy
  He’s too tall for this room but can still play the bass
  Fall on face
  Chummy guys
  Heavy sighs
  I going to open a window
  No, don’t do it!
  Ah, I’m blind!
  Now I’m blind!
  Great job, now we’re all blind!
  I feel okay!