text: Teenage angst has paid off well
  Now, Im bored and old
  Self-appointed judges judge
  More than they have sold
  If she floats then she is not
  A witch like we have thought
  A downpayment on another
  One at Salems lot
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants
  That legendary divorce is such a bore
  As my bones grew they did hurt
  They hurt really bad
  I tried hard to have a father
  But instead, I had a dad
  I just want you to know that I
  Dont hate you anymore
  There is nothing I could say
  That I havent thought before
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants
  That legendary divorce is such a bore
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants, oh no
  Serve the servants
  That legendary divorce is such a bore