text: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
  Im Richard Cheese
  You know, so many years ago Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney recorded a wonderful duet and Id like to do it for you with someone very special
  Every night she walks right in my dreams
  Since I met her from the start
  Im so proud I am the only one
  Who is special in her heart
  The girl is mine
  The doggone girl is mine
  Ladies and gentlemen
  Mr. Stephen Hawking!
  I don´t understand the way you think
  Saying that shes yours not mine
  Sending roses and your silly dreams
  Really just a waste of time
  Because shes mine
  The doggone girl is mine
  I love you more than he
  But I love you endlessly
  So come and go with me
  Two on the town
  The girl is mine
  Richard, we´re not going to fight about this, OK?
  Stephen, I think I told you, I´m a lover not a fighter
  I´ve heard it all before, Richard
  She told me that I´m her forever lover, you know, don´t you remember?
  Well, after loving me, she said she couldn´t love another
  Is that what she said?
  Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming!
  I don´t believe it
  Mine, mine
  The girl is mine 
  Thank you, Richard
  Thank you, Stephen
  Good night
  Celebrity voices impersonated