text: Ooh whos that sneaking down the hall?
  Whats that shadow on the wall?
  Half a ton of trouble to mess around with
  Armed with rubber bands His school book in hands 
  Got a great big mouth to shoot you down with
  Bam! Bam! Jumbo Sam 
  What a ham, Jumbo Sam 
  Bam! Bam! Bam! Fast talking guy Teenage private eye
  Jumbo Sam
  For one red dime He said hed solve my crime
  Find out who my girls been messin round with
  But that great big son of a gun took my girl and run
  Gonna get a baseball bat to knock him down with
  Bam! Bam! Jumbo Sam 
  What a ham, Jumbo Sam 
  Bam! Bam! Bam! Fast talking guy, teenage private eye
  Jumbo Sam
  Teacher calling in the hall pitchin pennies on the wall 
  He said he want enough to buy her present
  Jumbo Sam is slick hes up to his old tricks
  If a rumours going round you know he said it
  Bam! Bam! Jumbo Sam 
  Jumbo Sam 
  Fast talking guy, teenage private eye
  Jumbo Sam ha!
  Ohh! Jumbo Sam what a ham yall
  Jumbo Sam, Bam! Bam! Bam!
  Fast talking guy, teenage private eye
  Jumbo Sam No na now baby yeah
  Jumbo Sam 
  Jumbo Sam 
  Fast talking guy teenage private eye