text: Ayo, this is Rodney Darkchild’ Jerkins
  Leave me a voicemail and Ill get back
  One
  Yo, whats up, big daddy?
  It’s Funkmaster Flex
  First of all, lets deal with the So Plush situation
  I need that album, baby
  Its kinda hot in the street
  I need the So Plush album, its important
  I know youre making a lot of money right now
  Youre getting 300 thousand a track
  I heard about the Bentleys and the Mercedes
  The Maseratis, you know what I mean?
  I also heard about the plane, you know
  The, the car that Michael Jackson guy got you the big Suburban
  You know what I mean, with the PVs and the, and the uh
  And the, the headrests and the uh, with
  And the currents and all of that, man
  But I need the So Plush album
  Lets make it pop, aight?
  Funkmaster Flex, one
  Yo, what up man?
  Its Timbaland - yo, man
  When can I get my ’plush’, you know what Im saying?
  Cars are plush, but when can I get, you know
  That music that’s plush, you know what Im saying?
  I need that right now
  So can you give me that, please?
  My brother, easy now
  So Ima go buy me another plush car
  Put on the plush system
  So I can get this plush CD’
  You hear me, easy now
  Hey, RJ - its Brandy
  I was calling to ask you
  Where is my fans copy of the So Plush album?
  Where is it, I need you to get it to me
  Heard about it, I heard it was hot, so...
  Get it to me, okay?
  Alright, angel - love you, bye
  Yo, Rodney
  Whats up, its Tyrese
  I need to get a hold of that So Plush album
  Get them girls on the airplay
  They was on fire
  Get at me, Rodney
  Let me know when that So Plush album is coming out
  I need to cop that for real
  Alright, Im saying for real
  So Plush, please get at me, yeah
  Yo, Rodney - this Nas
  Lets go Jerkins, what up, baby?
  Yo, when that so So Plush album coming out, baby?
  Tryna see that, man, you know?
  Holla at me to get it
  Numbers 1-800 555
  Lets go, make it holla at your boy
  Get me that plush album, aight?
  One
  Hey, whats up darling?
  This is Toni Braxton
  I was just calling you cause I got a question to ask you
  I wanna know, where can I get some of that So Plush album to me?
  Everything okay at home, so you can call me
  And let a girl know, alright?
  Talk to you soon, baby
  Lots of kisses, bye bye
  Yo, Darkchild
  What up, baby?
  This is Kev
  Yeah, I heard, when you dropping that plush album?
  Holla back, one
  Yo, Rodney, whats up, man?
  Its Pras, man
  Yo, listen, man
  Ive been tryna reach out to you, man
  Yo, please, man
  Stop fronting, man
  I need to get that So Plush album, man?
  Know what Im saying?
  Youve been promising me the last time I saw you at Sony Studios
  You said you was gon hit me up, man
  You know, Ive been at The Hit Factory, man
  So, hit me with that, man
  I need that plush album, man
  Cause this is hot
  Thats the word on the streets, man
  Aight, keep me pushing to the sky
  Uh, hello Rodney
  This is Michael Jackson calling
  And Im calling to ask you
  Wheres my So Plush CD that you promised me?
  I mean, its July now, and I still
  I still dont have it