text: Your butt is wide, well mine is too
  Just watch your mouth or Ill sit on you
  The word is out, better treat me right
  Cause Im the king of cellulite
  Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
  My zippers bust, my buckles break
  Im too much man for you to take
  The pavement cracks when I fall down
  Ive got more chins than Chinatown
  Well, Ive never used a phone booth
  And Ive never seen my toes
  When Im goin to the movies
  I take up seven rows
  Because Im fat, Im fat, come on
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
  You know Im fat, Im fat, come on you know
  Dont you call me pudgy, portly or stout
  Just now tell me once again whos fat
  When I walk out to get my mail
  It measures on the Richter scale
  Down at the beach Im a lucky man
  Im the only one who gets a tan
  If I have one more pie a la mode
  Im gonna need my own zip code
  When youre only having seconds
  Im having twenty-thirds
  When I go to get my shoes shined
  I gotta take their word
  Because Im fat, Im fat, sham on
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it you know
  And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
  Lemme tell you once again whos fat
  If you see me comin your way
  Better give me plenty space
  If I tell you that Im hungry
  Then wont you feed my face
  Because Im fat, Im fat, sha mone
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
  Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
  I really sit around the house
  You know Im fat, Im fat, come on
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know it
  You know, you know, you know, come on
  And you know all by myself Im a crowd
  Lemme tell you once again
  You know Im huge, Im fat, you know it
  You know Im fat, you know, hoo
  You know Im fat, Im fat, you know it, you know
  And the whole world knows Im fat and Im proud
  Just tell me once again whos fat