text: Have some whiskey in your water, have some sugar in your tea
  What’s all these crazy questions they’re asking me?
  This is the craziest party that could ever be
  Don’t turn on the lights, ‘cause I don’t want to see
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come 
  She said, “that ain’t no way to have fun, son”
  Open up this window, let some air into this room
  I think I’m almost choking from the smell of stale perfume
  Well, that cigarette you’re smoking about to scare me half to death
  Open up the window, sucka’ so I can catch my breath
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come 
  She said, “that ain’t no way to have fun, son”
  Mama told me 
  Mama told me 
  The radio was blasting someone’s knocking at the door
  I’m looking at my girlfriend she’s passed out on the floor
  I seen so many things there, I ain’t never seen before
  Please don’t tell me what it is 
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come 
  She said, “that ain’t no way to have fun, son”
  Got to leave this place
  Oh, man, come on, stay. 
  Yea, we gotta leave 
  Hey man, I gotta go, man, it’s past my bedtime 
  I’m opening the door 
  Take your soda pop and go home, boy 
  Mama told me, mama told me, mama, mama, mama not to come
  Mama told me not to come 
  Mama told me not to come