text: Chorus:
  Who is it
  That walks the street with all the action?
  Who is it
  That always gets a hot reaction?
  Verse I:
  Dontcha go makin no mojo moves
  Round The Dude
  Dontcha be coppin no attitude
  With The Dude
  The Dude Speaks:
  Hey everybody in the neighborhood
  The beautys on duty, better hear me good
  Sister E-flat tomato, Brother B-flat balloon
  Somethin funkys goin down, better listen to my tune
  I graduated from the college of the street
  I got a P.H.D. in how to make ends meet
  Inflation in the nation dont bother me
  Cause Im a scholar with a dollar
  You can plainly see/
  Bridge:
  Hes a winner cause its in his blood
  Aint nobody whose out there like him
  Any corner in the neighborhood
  Thats the place that youll always find him
  Soft talkin with a rap so sweet
  Ladies call him The Candy Rapper
  Hes the only one thats really cool
  Thats the reason why hes The Dude
  Chorus:
  Who is it
  That aint got time for foolish talkin?
  Who is it
  That looks so clean you cant ignore him
  Verse II
  Dontcha go mess with
  His walkin stick— not The Dude
  Dont you double-cross him
  Hes super slick— Hes The Dude
  The Dude Speaks Again:
  Im a stone cold taker
  Im a piggy bank shaker
  An I dont waste my time talkin trash
  So if you go to my school
  You gotta learn this rule —
  Dont let your mouth write a check
  That your body cant cash
  If you never had it
  Dont pay it no mind
  I know youre gonna get it
  If you take a little time
  Take a piece from the East
  A piece from the West
  Put it where it feels good —
  Let The Dude do the rest
  Chant:
  See him steppin down the street
  No forgettin, hes The Dude
  See him steppin down the street
  No forgettin, hes The Dude
  Repeat Verse I
  Bridge To Fade