text: Bart:
  Yo! Hey whats happening dude?
  Im a guy with a rep for bein rude
  Terrorizin people wherever I go
  Its not intentional, just keepin the flow
  Fixin test scores to get the best scores
  Droppin banana peels all over the floor
  Im the kid that made delinquency an art
  Last name, Simpson; first name, Bart
  Im here today to introduce the next phase
  The next step in the big Bart craze
  I got a dance, real easy to do
  I learned it with no rhythm and so can you!
  So move your body, if you got the notion
  Front to back in a rock-like motion
  Now that you got it, if you think you can
  Do it to the music, thats the Bartman
  Back-up Singers:
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
  Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
  Bart:
  It wasnt long ago, just a couple of weeks
  I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
  Homer was yellin, mom was, too
  Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
  Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
  Sittin by myself, confined to my room
  When all else fails, nothin else left to do
  I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove!
  Back-up Singers:
  Move your body, if you got the notion
  Front to back in a rock-like motion
  Move your hips from side to side now
  Dont ya slip, let your feet glide now
  If youve got the groove, you gotta use it
  Rock rhythm in time with the music
  You just might start a chain reaction...
  Bart: If you can do the Bart, youre bad like Michael Jackson
  Back-up Singers:
  Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
  Shake you body, turn it out..If you can, man!
  Move your butt to the side as you can, can!
  Everybody in the house do the Bartman...Do the Bartman!
  Bart:
  Do the Bartman!
  Everybody back and forth, from side to side
  Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
  Bart: Do the Bartman!
  Now heres a dance beat that you cant deny!
  Homer: Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?
  Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
  Bart:
  Oh my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!
  You cant touch this!
  I didnt do it. Nobody saw me do it. You cant prove anything
  Now, Im in the house feelin good to be home
  Til Lisa starts blowin her damn saxophone
  And if it was mine, you know theyd take it away
  But still Im feelin good, so thats okay
  Im up in my room, just a-singin a song
  Listenin to the kicks while Im kickin along
  Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, shes her number one fan
  But I know Im bad, cause I do the Bartman!
  Back-up Singers:
  Everybody, if you can do the Bartman!
  Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man!
  Move your butt to the side, as you can, can!
  Everybody in the house, do the Bartman! Do the Bartman!
  Bart:
  Do the Bartman!
  Everybody back and forth from side to side
  Back-up Singers: Do the Bartman!
  Bart: Do the Bartman!
  She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
  Back-up Singers:If youve got the groove, you gotta use it
  Rock rhythm in time with the music
  You just might start a chain reaction...
  Bart:
  Im a Bartman
  Back-up Singers:
  Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman!
  Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
  Move your butt to the side, as you can, can!
  Everybody in the house do the Bartman!
  Move you body, if you got the notion
  Skake your body to the rock-like motion!
  Move your hips from side to side now
  Dont ya slip, let your feet glide now!
  If youve got your groove, you gotta use it!
  Rock rhythm in time with the music!
  Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael!
  Back-up Singers: You just might start a chain reaction...
  Bart: Oh wow, man