ck/19163899.txt

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At what age did you grow out of your "crunchy is better than creamy" phase?
For me it was in my mid twenties which I consider to be embarrassingly late.
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I never really cared about peanut butter. Maybe it's because I'm not American.
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>>19163899 (OP)
I've gone full circle. Accidentally boughtened crunchy a year ago or so and it was so fucking good. One of my favourite snacks is apples & peanut butter and that crunchy shit brought it up a rung
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but crunchy is better…
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I grew up only being allowed crunchy because it's what my dad preferred. So as an adult my house is creamy only. I don't mind pb but I dislike peanuts they have a waxy texture
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>>19163899 (OP)
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>19163899 (OP)
as a non american i was memed for years by cartoons into thinking peanut butter sandwiches or just peanut butter in general was this great thing that i could snack anytime, some years ago i spotted a peanut butter jar in my local wallmart and i thought to myself...
>My god, after so many years i can finally taste it
and i did....and hated it....pls leave a like and subscribe for more blogposts ;)
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>>19163935
it pairs well with jam anón and that's how you should have eaten it
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>>19163935
this mf hates nuts
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>>19163943
He's gonna love my nuts
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>>19163910
>>19163915
fucking crunchyfags
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>>19163901
This
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>>19163909
>boughtened
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>blended oil spread
>less blended oil spread
ROFL
Eat some meat, boy
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>>19163899 (OP)
I liked both but after buying some expensive "all natural" peanut butter I can't go back to skippy or any of the major brands. They're slop like american cheese so I avoid them now and stick to the pricy stuff.

also crunchy is better, stop being insecure and own up to what you like.
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>>19163899 (OP)
>giving a shit about peanut butter
You never grew up.
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I started buying smooth because crunchy doesn't blend well into /fit/ smoothies but actually smooth is just so much better for toast etc
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when I was a kid I told everyone I liked crunchy because I was a contrarian but I actually hated it
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I prefer crunchy but don't really care as long as it's one of the based brands who shit on sneed oils on their packaging.
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>>19163899 (OP)
>>19163901
Basically never had PB until I came to Burgerland in my mid 20's. It's a goof foodstuff, just not really a thing outside of the adipose empire.
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>>19164405
Peanut oil is just as bad as sneed oils
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>>19163899 (OP)
>grow out
you people are fucking embarrassing sometimes.
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>>19163899 (OP)
never had that phase because crunchy is the factory doing a just half-assed job at making peanut butter.
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>>19163899 (OP)
Having smooth peanut butter is like having orange juice without pulp. It just seems unnatural.
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Meh, it's all seed oil, so you chuds would be avoiding it altogether.
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>>19164815
You look like this
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>>19165871
>crushed peanuts is the same as heavily processed seeds that are deodorized with toxic solvents
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>>19163899 (OP)
I still prefer crunchy. The missus does not, so we compromised... on smooth. Every now and then I will gently blitz a handful of peanuts and blend it into a small mason jar's worth of peanut butter.
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>>19163899 (OP)
I actually grew INTO preferring crunchy peanut butter and live a robust and rich life full of food variety, while my sister can still only eat creamy peanut butter and is so fatally picky that she's basically wasting away eating only processed packaged foods and little else. Make of all that what you will.
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>>19163935
Other countries don't have peanut butter sandwiches???
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>>19164359
>mett and tartare
Eat some meat spread, boy
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>>19165852
If freshly squozed OJ had the kind of pulp that the shit in the carton does, I'd agree with you... but it doesn't, and I can't replicate it.
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>>19164500
Yes it is. You just had shit parents and lived in a shithole, which is why you decided to leave your homeland and plunder the wealth of a population that you share no history with.
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The process goes
>Creamy when you're a child (it's just what your parents bought for you)
>Crunchy when you're a teenager (Rebellious phase FUCK YOU MOM)
>Creamy when you're a grown man (You realize your parents knew what was best all along)
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>>19165954
Maybe that's why I still enjoy crunchy. My parents admitted to me when I was still quite young that they didn't have a clue what they were doing, and that I did a pretty ok job at keeping myself alive and learning new skills.
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>>19163899 (OP)
Peanut butter is for dogs.
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>>19165984
... you've still got some in your pubes, don't you?
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>>19166000
That's why you're supposed to shave, stupid.
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>>19166031
What's my shorn scrotum got to do with your peanut butter supply.
Don't answer that. You're not supposed to know.
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>eats peanut butter
>talks about growing out of a phase
>is still a child
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>>19163899 (OP)
when are you gonna grow out of eating peanut butter is the real question
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>>19166970
>>19166979
guarantee you spend your saturday morning eating bright colored cereal while watching rick and morty
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>>19167041
I do neither of those but ok
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Is it possible to get the FDA to restrict the name peanut butter for actual peanut butter and not peanuts that had the oil removed and replaced with soy?
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>>19163899 (OP)
>buy smooth
>add roasted peanuts to the sandwich
Anyone else?
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>>19163935
you're not white
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>>19165899
Peanuts are seeds
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>>19165852
that's weird considering you have to intentionally mix peanuts into already-made peanut butter and it doesn't come like that naturally, unlike oj and pulp
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>>19167184
Seeds and seed oils aren't the same thing, seeds are fine to eat. Why don't you actually look up WHY seed oils are considered to be unhealthy
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>>19164382
Bulk stores here literally have a grinder filled with peanuts. It's cheaper than brand peanut butter.
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I have a hard time understanding how anyone can dislike any nut butter of any kind. Nut butter is so good and inoffensive. I think nut butter is underrated. I made pistachio butter with chili oil, honey, and orange zest. It's a lot of calories I guess.

Crunchy or smooth? Yes please. Sandwich? Yeah. Spoonful of nut butter with fresh blackberries pressed into it? 

I think I might be a grizzly bear.
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>>19167386
are you me
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>>19165913
This, most kids are afraid of the texture of having baby teeth in their peanut butter so they want it smooth and creamy
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>>19165920
peanut butter is far less common in some places, often nonexistent outside specialty shops

i've found canned peanut butter in France. didn't have time to try it, but canned tahini i've had has been good
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>>19167182
gee what give it away retard, the very first line where i said that im not american?
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>>19167386
you wanna try my nut butter?
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>>19163899 (OP)
>smooth for untoasted
>crunchy for toasted
simple as.
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>>19163899 (OP)
Never grew out of it but I don't eat peanut butter often
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>>19163899 (OP)
>growing out of your taste
maybe you never did like it. the only reason to change your taste is when something impedes you, like losing arms so you can't play games you like, or in your case losing teeth so you can't eat crunchy stuff
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>>19165967
My dad wasn't around much and my mum was (is) a BPD nut who would hit me if I stuck my tongue out at my sister or said swear words like bum or crap.
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>>19167888
No one would assume you were white if you were American though
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>>19163899 (OP)
i just stopped eating peanut butter around then, but I would still vastly prefer crunchy

25 is around the time i grew out of my 10-year long "burgers should have a lot of vegetables" phase tho. if you get all the parts right you won't want a bunch of lettuce and tomato ruining things (or too much onion). just have a salad for god's sake
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>>19168035
Your mom sounds fun. I could be your new dad.
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>>19168225
Yeah go ahead, not like he'd be able to stop you.
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>>19167196
I do know 'why', and he said eating seeds was bad. Its literally from a random food blogger saying eating seeds changes your metabolism, basing it on the idea that you would only eat seeds during winter before going into hibernation, as if humans hibernate. Someone else, most likely the sugar industry, decided to pump that up by saying hurr durr can seed oil can used on machines so bad.
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>>19163899 (OP)
>>19163981
>>19163911
>>19164395
Ywn know the joy of the heavy pulp peanut spread while camping
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>>19163899 (OP)
It depends on what else is going into the plate, what kind of retarded A vs B is this?
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>>19168225
>>19168292
Heartwarming to see new families come together on /ck/
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>>19169791
brainlet
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27
realized that having the peanut chunks ground into my molars actually sucked ass and I wasn't cool or mature for disliking smooth
never looked back
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>>19163899 (OP)
how do you not just grow out of peanut butter itself? having a preference as an adult is kind of embarrassing. it's like people who have a specific brand of ketchup or ranch they use on everything. i imagine it's a brainlet/tastelet thing and there's a huge overlap between ketchup, ranch, and peanut butter enthusiasts.
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>>19163899 (OP)
You've got it backwards. It's mostly children who prefer creamy and graduate into chunky. Just as they slowly move away from wonder bread and strawberry jam as their go-to PB pairings. You had it but you lost it, OP. Try and recapture your youth asap.
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>>19165912
Peanut butter is affordable enough that you could surely house TWO jars instead of compromising. Unless it's just used as a cooking ingredient for dishes you share there's no reason why you can't have your own. 

I don't understand other people....
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>>19170655
what the fuck is it with americans and trying to pressure other americans that each individual in a household needs a personal jar of peanut butter. what the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>19170640
it's true, if you make beanut putter at home in a blender or with a mordor and pestle the shit's gonna have some crunchies and this is a good thing
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I don't think you can even find crunchy peanut butter in my country
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>>19163899 (OP)
American PB is fucking disgusting
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>>19165912
>so we compromised
on fucking peanut butter?
how fucking poor are you that you cant afford 2 different fucking jars?
im literally on the poverty line and i live alone and i have 2 fucking jars, sometimes i want smooth sometimes i want crunchy.
you cant afford an extra $2 every other week?
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>>19170732
isn't it strange that if you were to enter the house of a person stupid enough to live on the poverty line in the US, you would find not one, but two jars of peanut butter? what would that make you think about the people who consume this product?
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>>19170748
>in the US
not in the US.
so its $2 for me which is like $1 in the US.
and i meant poverty line in terms of income not quality of life.
>free health care
>free education
>can afford 2 jars of peanut butter
it doesnt get better than this.
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>>19163899 (OP)
That's funny because it's a common fact that children like creamy peanut butter and most people don't like crunchy until they grow up just like mushrooms and onions and tomatoes and peppers.