int/180603155.txt

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The pirate ship edition
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Good morning /med/.
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FIRST FOR BAVARIA

(p.s. first post doesn't count, it's stupid)
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>(p.s. first post doesn't count, it's stupid)
i apologize 
it's not stupid
i'm just angry because i didn't get first post
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>>180603219
>i apologize
>it's not stupid
No backsies.
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dibs on this medmutt beauty
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Good morning med, where are we sailing ?
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>>180604338
Bordeaux, we are going to kidnap a notorious Tom Selleck impersonator
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>>180604439
I don't think we need to resort to kidnapping kek
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>>180604488
Sure, but it'd be more fun that way
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>>180604775
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I agree with the kidnapping, but we must be careful with his sword fighting techniques.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbHdIrtpNo&pp=ygUGQWxpemVl [Embed]
VVVVVGGGHHHHHH
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Amistan is the captainand Breizhnigga the cook, but who are the rest of the roles?
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>>180604439
"Oh cool, a boat is slowly approaching on the horizon. I really hope I don't get kidnapped, as only I know the location of the lost treasure of legendary /med/ pirate Amistanios".
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>>180605093
I'm the stowaway
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>>180605093
I’m master of the ropes.
My knots keep the sails in good order, and the qt slaves bound to their places, waiting for their masters.
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Good morning /med/. You can't kidnap the willing.
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>>180603219
No, you were right the first time.
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>>180605503
Very true.
>>180605093
Would love to be navigator. I have 0 experience but let me try it out, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
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>>180605093
Catnigga will manage the larder, I will keep watch on the liquor reserves (we are going to have logistical problems btw)
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Last time I said that I wish I could've been a rich corsair with my own fleet and then buy/earn land to build a villa on. Honestly, I'd rather skip the villa and just live on my luxurious flagship. I would still commission the chapels.
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What I would have on land, is quite literally my hidden riches.
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>>180605419
Based scoutsmaster. A very useful skill indeed
>>180605664
Twinko will need some rhum to make us crêpes so don't down it all yet.
>>180605784
Good point, although I'm sure a pirate will want to get to shore once in a while and you have the means to build in some uncharted and hidden areas.
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>>180605941
Yeah as I said you'd need a place to hide your loot, so I guess I'd go on land for that.
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>>180605664
These logistical problems are bound to happen only five miles into the sea, I bet.
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Daily Italian woman appreciation thread:
>>180606142 →
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Some musicians (percussion and brass in particular) on board would be neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzhTVPYWSow [Embed]
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>>180605664
>Catnigga will manage the larder, I will keep watch on the liquor reserves (we are going to have logistical problems btw)
There was a hole in the boat and all of the food supplies fell out, we need to stop at port and buy more.
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>>180606492
I wonder how much the music pirates played in the Caribbean has influenced ska, reggae and other Caribbean music.
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>>180606487
Trying to maintain eye contact and failing.
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>>180606582
That's an interesting question. I never thought of that. I don't know, of course.
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>>180606487
But she's Romanian
>>180606550
Must have been a big hole
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What about the fighting? Who's going to man the guns, who's going to form the shooting corp, who's going to brawl on the enemy ship?
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>>180606698
I can be the captain, sit all day and bark orders.
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>>180606659
>But she's Romanian
She's Italian...in my heart.

Since this is a pirate edition, everyone post your favourite sea shanty. You will be awarded extra grog if you post one from your native language.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atumHTucDLU [Embed]
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>>180606698
That's your crew. Some will be board, some will be cannoneers, etc.
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>>180606785
Who are you going to be Maltanon? I think I'll try my hand at being a rifleman
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>>180606765
https://youtu.be/49xpviNoBO4 [Embed]
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>>180606861
Deck sweeper.
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Today, lots of people will be eating kokoreç, a traditional Greek and Christian dish according to them.
Does this happen in your country.
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>>180606868
I appreciate your contribution and enjoy the funky beat of this ditty, but I do not believe this is a sea shanty.
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>>180606949
I thought so but I liked the song and it's about seamen.
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>>180606927
Such instances in my country are uncommon, however, I will be consuming Greek biscuits today, as there was a deal on them at the Turkish supermarket (2-1 doro).
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>>180607001
I used to dip biscuits in condensed milk, not anymore though, lots of calories for me.
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>>180606765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJhF0L7pfo8 [Embed]
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>>180606984
What did Spanish pirates sing as they sailed off to harass innocent English merchant mariners?
>>180607063
It's okay, you don't gain calories on Christian holidays. You may eat until sufficiently engorged.
>>180607100
Now this is more like it, one of the best tracks in the entire game. I am ready for an 8-bit adventure. The Halloween themed version is also pretty good too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdZ-HfCajDE [Embed]
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>>180607222
>What did Spanish pirates sing as they sailed off to harass innocent English merchant mariners?
Didn't happen, it was always English corsairs attacking Spanish ships and not the other way around.
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>>180606903
As in "sweeping the enemy ships with your mighty cannon" or "mopping the floor"?
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Went back for a Timurid run in iron man
Doing good
But the Austrianoids are doing better, they have pu on burgundy, Bohemia and Hungary, and are of course emperor
It's over for Europe
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Am playing Space Funeral. It is quite Fun
>>180606698
I'm down for some fisticuffs, swinging on the other deck and stealing their rhum.
I'm a DEX pirate though, so I'll get decked by pirates heavier than 75kg
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>>180607541
It looks very whacky, reminds me of Earthbound
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>>180607281
>Didn't happen, it was always English corsairs attacking Spanish ships and not the other way around.
We English are known for our honour and gentlemanliness, and would not have cultivated this reputation if we had engaged in such disreputable behaviour.
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>>180607541
What is going to be your favourite melee weapon?
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Fuck, I can barely move around.
>>180607222
I don't remember this one. Pretty cute. Better than the RS3 version desu. Music was one of the best things about that game.
>>180607342
The latter. They're not going to clean themselves.
>>180607636
A big, strong, ram is a must.
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>>180607673
Yeah it's very surrealist. You're a crying guy in PJs working with a bloody horse made of legs to save the world
>>180607812
My FISTS are enough for any foe. But also a small dagger for when my fists aren't enough
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I almost want to play Blackwake now. Too bad it very dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLocLP46m4 [Embed]
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What would you do if this happened to you?
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>>180608089
This would have never happened to me because I never go on dates.
If I was the waiter I would ignore it of course.
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>>180608089
I would have tipped the waiter for having to deal with such a retard.
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>>180608089
The restaurant should blacklist her.
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>>180608089
I wouldn't care because I'm desperate
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>>180608089
Based ranchfiend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_YFq9X2QM4 [Embed]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtn6igpgP4 [Embed]
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>>180608721
It just occurred to me that I used to post this here for a specific reason and Libyanon was in on it as well, but I forgot what the reason was exactly.
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The ship sank.
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I'm retarded and almost fell for a phishing scam, I gave some credit card info but luckily not enough to pay with it.
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>>180609575
Be cautious.
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>>180609743
I blocked the card, I'll ask for a new one tomorrow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpSXAQJXj8 [Embed]
>>180609789
Good. Better safe than sorry.
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>>180608089
I don't think there's anything wrong with what she did, but maybe I'm just very anglo. I also don't see a problem with things like immediately sprinkling salt and pepper on your food or putting ice cubes in your glass of wine.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj81tp1jl8E [Embed]
>>180610119
>sprinkling salt and pepper on your food
Yes.
>putting ice cubes in your glass of wine.
No.
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>>180609638
>>180609727
Portugal is a nice country.
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>>180603155 (OP)
>>180603219
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>>180610119
>putting ice cubes in your glass of wine.
>>180609789
Damn that's a shame but at least it's not worst. What was the scam? I'm curious in case I stumble on it.
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Bored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkZ1f4_CF0 [Embed]
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>under the shower
>fantazising about having a kid with a cute gf
Alright, the 30s are around the corner.
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In nature, nothing goes to waste.
https://twitter.com/TheScaryNature/status/1647303961052086272?s=20
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>>180603155 (OP)
reminder to shave, like a good, authentic /med/ does
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>>180605093
*serves you some evil brine like slop tainted with lead and botulism*
debrit a galon vat my boy!
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>>180611101
I did shave earlier this year and, like Samson, it robbed me of strength and confidence. There is power behind the hair.
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>>180611101
Why are the Romans the only authentic ones in your opinion?
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>>180611227
Keep that up and we're gonna spank you... as a boy.
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>>180611227
I passed by a Breizh plated French car. Should I worry?
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>>180611526
realistically id already have received the capital sentence for chronic sodomy and perversion though
>>180611905
higher risk of drinking and driving but it's fine
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>>180611476
I'm a romaboo, really. desu I dont care if you have facial hair or not
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>>180612199
>chronic sodomy
kek
Should I wait for the owner and ask him to make me some delicious crêpes?
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Pray we never meet at sea, /med/, because there is no honour among thieves.
>>180612245
I see. What a surprising turn of events.
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>>180611101
do you shave your ass too
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>>180612362
nah
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>>180612199
First death on the Magellan circumnavigation was a Sicilian sodomite
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>>180612371
>not shaving your butt
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Smol pool session today
Cleaning some dishes then eating
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>>180612915
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>>180612199
>chronic sodomy and perversion
If you were killed for that in the Navy, there'd be no one left to man the boat. Just a bit of butt banditry never hurt anyone.
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>>180613502
Do they all wear nappies?
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the perfect girl doesn’t exi-
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>>180613566
yes.
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>>180613563
t. Suffren
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>>180613566
No such thing.
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>>180613607
I'm a submarine?
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>>180613645
Sorry, meant for >>180613502
To be more precise
t. Pierre André de Suffren
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>>180613566
Cute
>>180613563
Deck boys did as they're the twinkiest and thus easier prey. A pirate boat is like a prison on water when you think about it. Gotta squeeze your buttcheeks at all times.
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>>180613801
Maybe being on a ship is not such a great idea after all.
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>>180613843
Not him but I'm pretty sure most stuff was consented, just swapped roles to have everyone happy.
Many probably thought : yikes, but then went clinically INSANE after bit getting some infested pussy to cool into.
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>>180614110
Yikes.
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>>180610119
>putting ice cubes in your glass of wine
This is where I draw the line.
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>>180613714
An interesting character. Did a lot of battles. Was he huuuuhhh... fighting for the other team? There's no mention of that in the wiki article.
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>>180614166
not*
coom*
Yikes indeed, I would just masturbate while thinking about the ship's symbol
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>>180614210
What are you blabbing about, he was /ourguy/
He was also /med/
Hopefully you read his faggotry part, especially the one about the young kid and the officers school
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>>180612333
>Pray we never meet at sea, /med/, because there is no honour among thieves.

What about gentlemen thieves ?
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Where are all of these Frenchmen coming from all of a sudden?
>>180614223
I would do like I am doing now and try my best to kill any thoughts. On a ship it would be easier because you don't run into photos of women, or any women for that matter, and if someone wants to be funny you can always introduce them to your cutlass.
>>180614268
No.
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>>180614364
>cutlass
Exactly
If you're not some young mouss, you can just overpower the guy
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>>180614499
Same fate for anyone who would come and talk to me on sex trying to break my will.
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>>180614251
>faggotry part
That's what I was implying by fighting for the other team. He drives on the other side of the road. He reads Oscar Wilde, he's light on his feet. He's musical. He's ballet trained.
>young kid
uh oh... based???
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Torture time (because I wasn't physically fucked already).
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>>180614753
Oh, ok. Well as the Wikipedia says, it's complicated, he had also a gf.
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>>180614888
Ohhh ok, I was reading the english version which doesn't meantion it. The french one is well furnished.
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My body is gone.
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And so is everyone else...
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>>180616442
It' sunday after all
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>>180603219
fpbp
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>>180616776
Right. These past few days felt indistinguishable.
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>>180616442
It's Sunday, meaning that most of the thread regulars are currently preoccupied.
>Greek posters are celebrating Greek Easter at Greek church (in Greece)
>portuchad is visiting his in-laws for a lengthy afternoon lunch, slounched in a chair and slightly drunk with alcohol and parental exhaustion
>breizhotwink and the rusyn are browsing a farmer's market for fresh produce and making TF2 references at each other
>andalusianon is silently hating fat people at the gym, pausing between workouts to crack walnuts between his biceps and stare menacingly at anyone that comes within 30 feet of him
>gironde is at rock-climbing, getting into political arguments with his tomboy friend and pre-planning conversations with the latest flavour-of-the-month office qt
>piedini is stuck in some over-crowded restaurant, squished between 30 of his girlfriend's closest friends and trying to ignore the chorus of harpy noises that passes for conversation between a group of italian girls
>brune has gone full hannibal and is currently halfway through his weekly mountain trail trek
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>>180618077
I went to the gym already, now I'm procrastinating and hating my life.
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>>180618077
I see. Well, I'm leaving soon too.
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Now I go.
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nom nom nom time. 
>>180618077
and I didn't even leave my bed, lel.
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>>180618077
All true, except the alcohol part. I’m sober and hating myself for having forgotten to bring a Dune book.
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dinner time 
Whats for dinner tonight?
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>>180619326
Yummm, a cook fit to rival Bretanon
>>180618077
Hehe not far! I was supposed to go climb but I realized I actually want to chill and play videogames today. Gonna reinstall Yakuza 0
What are you up to my dear cat?
>>180619747
Which Dune book are you at? I'm reading Foundation these days
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>>180619326
Was that from last lunch knk ?
>>180619876
>dinner time
>5:34pm
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>>180621359
that was the dinner knk, heheh. you know that I cannot have my dinner later than 6pm :d
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>>180618077
>brune has gone full hannibal and is currently halfway through his weekly mountain trail trek
I was busy destroying sirs and now I formed the moghol empire.
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>>180622666 →
Trips me
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I'd rather work less time for less pay than many hours for a higher paycheck. Time is more valuable really. And best way to do that is work jobs that pay high by the hour, so you can do less.
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>>180622939
Here in Greece instead of moving towards a model of six hours work days, we have moved to twelve hour work days.
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>>180618077
>Not mentioned
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pls come play with me >>180623155 →
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>page 10
I'm back, just in time.
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>>180603155 (OP)
next week i will renovate my id card, is it more difficult to recognize someone who shaved or someone who grew a beard?
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>>180624220
Listening to all of them, didn't post any.
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last day of neeting today
my hand has fully recovered
if I ever burn myself again while working I will first ritually disembowel myself with my filet de sole and then ask the chefman to decapitate me with my feuille de boucher
shamefur dispray
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>>180626928
How did you even burn yourself
Please describe in detail
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>>180603155 (OP)
But will we be abducting wenches? I want a harem of Caribbean Afro-Mutt sluts.
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>>180626378
based
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>>180627329
You buy them with the loot stupid coomer
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Repulsive; disgusting; vomitous: those are very apt words to use to describe that Tzimisce creation of a security guard. Her huge, gross appearance is so viciously abhorrent that I could feel my eyesight diminishing just by looking at her. Had I looked a few seconds more, I would've probably lost my heterosexuality. Thank God she had the mask on, because who knows what sickening horrors hid behind it. No amount of therapy will remove from my head that enormous gut moving about as if it had sentience while the host slowly walks along the corridor like a slug.
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>>180627032
was very boring slow day w only me and the chefman in the kitchen
came in early because i had to do all the mise en place and other preliminary preparations while I went out w the croaterino the night before and had couple drinks until late so i was still very sleepy 
chefman gave me a big pot of boiling caramel he just finished cooking to put in boxes
didn't feel like doing it the slow way with a ladle and instead i decided to pour it directly in the boxes by lifting the thing
so i just grabbed one handle first cautiously in case it was burning hot but it wasnt so i just went for it and grabbed the second one all while lifting it up but it was burning hot since it had been just over the flames of the fire next to it and i had to slowly lower it down all while burning my hand because otherwise i would have spilled boiling caramel which is like flaming sticky napalm all over myself
next ill just remember to use rags when handling things
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>>180627956
>boiling caramel
Love the smell of it in the morning

A pretty dumb way to hurt yourself fr fr
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>>180627895
Are you talking about the hospital?
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>>180620369
I'm reading Messiah now. I'm just going to read the main series and leave it at that (up to Sandworms of Dune).

>>180629150
KEK
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>>180627895
nice writing
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>>180629186
Yeah. The bitch did not allow us to be more than one visitor next to grandma because of policy. Monstrous cunt.
>>180629392
Subpar at best. Slugs don't walk.
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>>180629150
Mmmm, perfect!
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>>180629867
It is a grenade with a red dot (or whatever) sight, how is that perfect?
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>>180627895
The mask was worn wrongly of course. It was sitting beneath her piggish nose. Her gluttonous tendencies reflecting not just in her enormous gut but also in her fat ugly face and its features.
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>>180630003
I like this type of humour
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>>180630226
Fair enough.
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Slow day today.
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>>180630484
Sunday. No bump limit today.
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I feel like I've been hit like a truck.
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>>180603155 (OP)
Hello
Some good med thrillers recommendations ?
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>>180631420
Timecrimes.
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Demon slayer episodes were cool, we had pizza for innder
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fucked up croat twink's jeans while washing them
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>>180631564
How can you fuck up jeans?
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>>180631564
Did they lose color ?
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>>180631543
It's cool to have something to watch with a friend or a sibling in your case.
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>>180631798
Yeah sunday is nice, no workout, good food and anime.
Then it's back to study for the interview and the concours again.
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>>180631493
I've seen it already
Something else
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcI8sfwxvIs [Embed]
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>>180632305
Celda 211.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1_KbKR_sng [Embed]