jp/42836888.txt

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--- 42836888
Your wife! She's the god of chickens.

Questions?
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thats month worth of chicken broth
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does she lay eggs
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>>42836888 (OP)
I want a divorce. Everyone will make fun of me if I'm married to a chicken.
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>>42838734
you love her, it doesnt matter what others think
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>>42836888 (OP)
How did I come to marry this chicken?
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>>42839495
you were on your way to your local chicken joint and found her protesting outside alone
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>>42839594
But I am pro chicken eating.
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>>42839601
now its just her
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>>42836888 (OP)
does she smell bad like normal chickens?
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>>42839641
Won't she be mad that I ate so many of her subjects?
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I don't understand how a chicken could love me...
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>>42839873
for all of them you ate you have to eat her now, you know

she tastes like chicken
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>>42839900
Rest in peace...
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>>42839919
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
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>>42839900
I've been eating chicken on a biweekly basis for 20 years. Kutaka will be licked raw.
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best newhu
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free eggs wife, not a bad deal.
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make sure you're keeping her safe...
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How good are her omelettes? This is important
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With how egg prices are recently I'm not gonna complain.
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>>42836888 (OP)
>Questions?
Am I allowed to literally eat my wife?
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>>42845225
I mean, in a way. She might lay an egg or two and that's part of her.
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>>42839900
Wouldn't you get salmonella poisoning.
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>>42852345
just dont swallow
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does she peck
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Okay, question time is over. You may kiss the birde now.
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>>42855500
I STILL HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS.
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I love this chicken
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>>42857141
Only if she's fried.
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>>42858794
NO
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>>42859054
Roasted?
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>>42859745
Now she is mad at you, good job.
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Chicken or Duck
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Mou...When'll you stop being depressed anon?
Here, I'll give this to you so please be happy.
And don't forget to blush your teeth, it'd be bad if you got cavities alright?
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>>42866517
Reading this make happy, Thank you for sharing it anon, I wish you joyful days.
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>>42839873
You have to replace them. One half-human clutch of eggs at a time
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>>42867012
15 kids?!
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>>42868809
I see 16.
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>>42868809
sorry man, i overdid it.
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Pi!!
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>>42838666
>>42849945

https://mangadex.org/chapter/e2f0d8d8-c14c-489e-ad61-acb067de3759/11
Crow tengu do, it's very likely she does too
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cluck cluck
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I will marry this chicken
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Chickens are perfect. They are soft. They are delicious alive. They are delicious dead.
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>>42836888 (OP)
how good is she with cocks?
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I'm eating chicken breast rn
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>>42910838
but she one of the least hostile yokai can even be friendly sometime
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Will she get mad if I eat any chicken based food?
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>>42911913
Only ramen.
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Fat chikkin
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>>42921737
Cute chickens
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>>42925022
Fish and chicks.
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>>42911913
I'm sure she'd share some of her chicken feed with you if you wanted some.
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>>42836888 (OP)
So... does she love cocks?
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Everyone and everything loves Kutaka.
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C O C K
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Bawk
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pullet kutaka best kutaka.
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>>42836888 (OP)
Can she fix me?
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>>42975914
That depends, did you send this letter?
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>>42873371
Hmmm, chicken rump...
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Yuuka cameo!
Yuuka shows her caring side!
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>>42838734
Hahahaha! This anon is literally married to a chicken! OMG i can't stop laughing, holy shit lol rofl lmao, like can you imagine being married to a literal chicken XDDD??!! Haha lol what are you going to do with a chicken in bed? Let her lay on your cock until it hatches? Looool XXD! How are you two going to breed? Do you even know that chicken have different chromosems? Haha lol, imagine doing cunnilingus and finding out she taste like a KFC down there, lol XD! hahaha i think i'm going to die from laughing so much at this nerd who is married to a chicken! Lol XD
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I hope your day was nice and comfy
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Always get a health check up when you can
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How popular is this newhu
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>>42994149
Thank you Kutaka!
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>>43015443
Because you love her.
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She likes it?
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>>43015443
Because you love cocks lol
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>>42836888 (OP)
Why did she cross the road
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I WILL love the chicken
I WILL date the chicken
I WILL kiss the chicken
I WILL marry the chicken
I WILL raise a flock of cute children with the chicken
and I WILL be happy
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>>43021349
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
Fuck the chicken
>Fuck the chicken
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>>43020039
To get toward you
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>>43019064
Chicken sometime do cannibalism under stressed or just because.
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>>43015443
To go to the other side.
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BIRD UP
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CAPTAIN CHICKEN THE FOULEST OF THE FOWL
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>>43021367
Not until after we're married
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One spicy chicken please
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>>43030865
Chicken drumstick~

>>43032285
Chicken breast~
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I'll take the chicken
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>>42999939
Is it true that looking at a picture of Kutaka while drinking a liter of mouthwash followed by screaming COCK-A-DOODLE-DOOOO!!!! will cure covid?
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gonna get me some eggs
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Helping the local yamabiko
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>>43073264
No, that just kills you.
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chicken wife = happy life
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Chicken crossing the road
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>>42836888 (OP)
Cute chicken.
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The chicken goes cluckity cluck cluck.
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>>43096986
That's english chickens. Kutaka is a japanese chicken so she goes PIYO PI PII~
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>>43096986
She goes B'Gaawk in my head
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>>43103222
>>43103205
>>43096986
https://youtu.be/1TphEh0Qgv0 [Embed]
Pick one
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https://youtu.be/I7obZd1dC9k [Embed]
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I vote her best cock in gensokyo
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CUTEaka
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https://youtu.be/-XUujPZhX5w [Embed]
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Easter is almost here so that means Kutaka needs to lay a lot of eggs!
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>>42836888 (OP)
I love her
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I just drank her :^)
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>>43137912
zabakutakyon
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Will she wake me up in the morning
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>>43150493
of course
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>>43042196
George likes his chicken spicy.
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>>43150794
what if i wake up at midnight?
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>>42836888 (OP)
She looks like a cute angel!
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>>42925022
Powerful image
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>>42981682
Does Yuuka also cares about all the non-sentient creatures that inhabit her garden?
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>>42843042
Kutaka being approached by an aggressive Yuyuko.
"Oh the horror"
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Kutaka after a bizarre encounter with the Miracle Mallet.
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>>43173518
Good art.
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>>42843042
If Yuyuko gets within 100 yards of my lovely chicken wife, I'm calling the Ghostbusters.
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>>42836888 (OP)
This is an image represented by gyate.
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>>43181704
ok, i'm sold. let's make a lot pyo-pyo together.
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>>42838734
>>42985601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZu2nfdnFFs [Embed]
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>>43181204
This chicken's legs are quite alluring. I don't want to lewd the chicken but those legs are making it hard for myself, in many ways.
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>>43183293
Makes great drumsticks.
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>>43181204

You better pray that the Ghostbusters brushed up on their ninja-hunting skills.
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Do I get free eggs out of this arrangement?
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>>43193041
yes
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>>43193041
of course
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>>43193079
>>43193140
time to leave humanity behind then
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>>43193327
You're still here.
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>>43201144
If you annoy her too much she will shatter your eardrums!
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>>43201178
that's like any other woman
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does she get mad on easter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppm5_AGtbTo [Embed]
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>>42836888 (OP)
Could she make an egg so big that not even she could lift it?
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>>43206065
easter eggs are made of chocolate, so nope.
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https://youtu.be/7uhilcbcG7E [Embed]
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post chicken
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>>43223704
Chicky is having a bad dream
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>>43223771
I would eat this chicken.
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>>43226904
is this real???
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Sexy chicken
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>>43226904
no way!
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Don't fuck chicken.
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>>43226904
Big if real.
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>>43240471
What else am I supposed to do when she keeps looking at me like this
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>>43240471
She wants it.
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>>43241358
You'll get salmonella
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need more art of her looking right at me face to face
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>>43248410
Adorable!
Into the deep fryer she goes.
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What's your favourite cut of chicken, jaypee?
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>>43249291
the breast
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>>43249291
Chicken thighs are the best
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>>43248423
Nooo! Grill, use the grill!
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Kutaka LOVES cocks!
And I have proof.
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Sweet.
I can go without coq au vin but she better not complain about me eating duck
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https://youtu.be/yo9CdceipxE [Embed]
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>>43259583
very cute
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>>42838734
I will respect you if you stay faithful to her.
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dude your wifes a CHICKEN
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Get more hyped everyone, my wife is going to be playable!
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I love her so much it hurt
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>>43286827
How does the saying go?
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch"
That being said, I do wish her luck on getting in TH19!
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Gotta wake up early for today, I hope you have a joyful day
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CHICKEN LEGS CHICKEN LEGS CHICKEN LEGS
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>>43286827
>>43291495
Hope she plays well if she makes it in the game.
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HELLO WORLD!
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>>43295842
chikin feets
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>>42836888 (OP)
Can i sex her?
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>>43307415
Your wife? It's your duty to please your wife, even.
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Watching her head stay perfectly level as the rest of her body moves about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLwML2PagbY [Embed]
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>>43313122
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Kutaka as an Crossing guard
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https://youtu.be/e0EIl9kBfpc [Embed]
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multi-purpose
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>>43313136
Sexual harassment at the workplace, Kutaka should sue.
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>>43325444
She's too poor.
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>>43325444
Chicken brains can't do shit.
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I want to hypnotize Kutaka
https://youtu.be/JlBDWXDGDzg [Embed]
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what are some things to do with hypnotized kutaka?
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>>43338090
feed her mcnuggs
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>>43338090
Handholding and PDA
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>>43338090
sex!
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>>43338090
Let her take a nap so she can relax.
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>>43303637
i want to smell those boots and socks
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>>43338090
BAKE
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>>43338180
the chikin is not for sex!
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>>42838734
Come on anon, don't be a chicken...
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Here is your date for the night!
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>>43362376
If she can marry, she can have sex too.
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>>42836888 (OP)
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>>43373652
>>>/vt/
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>>43373652
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>>43374767
The chicken is going nuclear!
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>>42836888 (OP)
but can she weaponize flocks of chickens to protect us?
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>>43374948
no but maybe she can give everyone a sore throat
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...
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The future looks bright for kutakanons!
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>>43386985
>while wife films it
Was she turned on bt this i wonder?
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Elegant chikkin
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Should Kutaka be baby sized?
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>>43400213
Any smaller and I would have to consider this chicken as my lunch.
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>>43400213
do you have the webm version of this >>43386843
(It is not sex)
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>>43402624
It's here >>43313136
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>>43402659
oh thank you, I skimmed through the thread and didn't see it
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>>43402667
We often ignore sexual harassment at the workplace when it becomes common place.
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>>43402682
But what if the chicken asked for it?