jp/42921589.txt

-----
--- 42921615
Gunbrella
--- 42923013
>>42921589 (OP)
Cute!
--- 42926777
>>42923013
Kogasa is a devious and untrustworthy creature
don't let her close
--- 42927950
>>42926777
Kogasa would NEVER befriend someone just so she can one day trick them into going into the woods with her where she intends on stabbing them in the back with a big hunting knife she made in her forge and feeding on their fear as the light fades from their eyes!
--- 42927971
>>42926777
it's a safe day
--- 42928155
>>42926777
Which is why you should strike first
--- 42928194
>>42928155
Why would someone do this...
--- 42928210
>>42928194
cute aggression
it is a crippling mental illness
--- 42929386
>>42928210
I have that but only towards smaller creatures. Kogasa I just want to hug.
--- 42929549
>>42927950
Kogasa would be very sad to learn that you're spreading such terrible rumors about her
--- 42929559
>>42929549
You got me all wrong, I'm saying she would NEVER do something terrible like that.
--- 42929560
>>42929386
>but only towards smaller creatures. Kogasa I just want to hug.
You know they say that instinct to hug things you like real hard is an indicator of cute aggression and a subconscious wish to harm.
I feel sorry for your destructive urges
--- 42933268
>>42927971
Raising two half-youkai at once sounds difficult
--- 42933370
>>42929560
So it is my destiny to destroy everything I love...
--- 42933386
>>42933370
Don't worry, you can easily love IRL things as they're never cute.
Avoid getting pets i suppose
--- 42933392
>>42933386
But I don't want to love IRL things because they aren't cute. What a dilemma.
--- 42939960
>>42933268
I don't think Nue wants to be a mom yet, and Kogasa would never stop at just one child
--- 42939992
Meeting Kogasa in a dark alley!
Not really being scared of her!
Seeing her every Friday in the same spot trying to surprise you!
Inviting her for drinks!
Things go a bit too far!
You now have a wife and twins!
Kogasa feeds on your babies by playing Peek-a-boo with them!
--- 42949249
>>42921589 (OP)
this fucking umbrella girl makes me so happy
--- 42950972
Saving Kogasa's life! Getting to know her! Learning about her problems! Offering a solution! Re-engineering Kogasa as my personal bodyguard! Granting her postyoukai powers linked to my soul!
--- 42951023
>>42921589 (OP)
I'm lucky I never have to deal with Kogasa. I am a jumpy person and she could probably scare me just by standing around a corner I'm about to turn.
--- 42951049
>>42951023
Same. Hearing so much as the unexpected barking of a dog when I am out immediately hits me with a spike of both fear and anger.
--- 42951942
>>42921589 (OP)
'up
--- 42962969
>>42959127
>>42951942
And away!
--- 42963273
>>42962969
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
--- 42967854
>>42962969
Look at her go!
--- 42971189
Kogasa is scary!
--- 42971432
>>42971189
Kogasa is the single least scary person in Gensokyo.
Which sucks for her, but is great for everyone else.
As a side effect, she is actually one of the cutest youkai in existence.
--- 42975848
>>42971432
Why are you more afraid of Kosuzu?
--- 42976169
>>42975848
She has dark, empty eyes that betrey her lack of a soul. She collects dangerous books that could unleash actually dangerous Youkai in front of me before anyone can stop her.
And Akyuu could remember every cringy thing I've ever said, she'd also be impossible to gaslight.
--- 42976244
>>42976169
You sound like a bad person, Kogasa would not hang with you.
--- 42976264
>>42976244
Does she only hang out with people who are pure of heart?
--- 42976955
Can someone post those kogasa fan-fics, please?
--- 42977340
>>42976955
What were they about?
--- 42978203
>>42976264
If you have a negative outlook Kogasa would not like to be around you since she gets easily depressed.
--- 42983833
>>42978203
How would one cheer her up?
--- 42983843
>>42977340
There was one where anon punches Kogasa and convinces her to commit suicide.
--- 42983847
>>42983843
Oh no, why would he do that?
--- 42984248
>>42983847
Anon is a bad person.
--- 42984434
>>42977340
Anon gets hurt and marries Kogasa
--- 42984497
>>42976955
I got you
https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S34013806?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=pmd_n5kPUO.wN7C.NR9OW36E8hYe5R7n2_Qg8Y4d0Yn6T18-1631896902-0-gqNtZGzNAnujcnBszS2R#p34051106
--- 42984604
>>42984434
A better outcome.
--- 42984615
>>42984497
You are god's own
--- 42993286
Look at her go!
--- 42996337
take a walk because the weather is nice
--- 42996471
>>42984421
Not letting her "scare" you is so cruel, a youkai that can't scare anyone may as well not exist.
--- 42998058
>>42996337
Remember to greet the hard working umbrellas even on their day off!
--- 43001749
>>42996337
Yesterday was a nice and rainy day so I went for a walk!
--- 43002286
>>42996471
Does it count if you fake it or do you genuinely have to be scared?
--- 43002387
>>43002286
genuine
its a supernatural thing so its that psychic emotive response that she's going for
--- 43002442
>>42921589 (OP)
Dork umbrella. Ripe for for bullying.
--- 43006137
i love kogasa desu.
--- 43015023
Too stormy for Kogasa!
--- 43018065
>>43015023
Poor Kogasa keeps falling down, how can we fix this so she can keep smiling?
--- 43019182
>>43018065
she's just a little clumsy, she'll get right back up
--- 43020823
>>43018065
She just needs someone to tell her that some days are just too stormy for a walk no matter how much you enjoy the rain.
--- 43020846
Kogasa's outfit is a little different today
--- 43020975
>>43020846
What about her undies?
--- 43021511
>>43020975
Kogasa doesn't wear any
--- 43023160
She is precious
--- 43023195
I want to kiss Kogasa
--- 43023228
>>43023160
I want to adore Kogasa by creating more Kogasas
--- 43023493
Please don’t forget your umbrellas, /jp/!
--- 43023584
>>43023493
I have a very nice black umbrella that looks like one of those but made out of modern materials.
--- 43023592
>>43023493
My umbrella was stolen from me :(
--- 43023806
>>43023160
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
--- 43023813
Koggers!
--- 43023859
Saltgasa
--- 43023866
>>43023813
What would those children be like?
--- 43023869
Impure thoughts!
--- 43023879
>>43023869
there is no thought purer than the idea of making Kogasa a mother several times over
--- 43023880
>>43023859
Salty is great
--- 43023897
>>43023869
There is no thought purer than wanting to enjoy a rainy day with Kogasa.
--- 43023910
>>42921589 (OP)
>>42939992
>>42949249
>>42962969
>>42967854
>>42971189
>>42976244
>>42984248
>>42993286
>>42994548
>>42996337
>>43006137
>>43015023
>>43018065
>>43019182
>>43020846
>>43023813
>>43023859
>>43023880

How many umbrella, /jaypee/?
--- 43024013
>>43023938
Pre-Kogasa wearing the umbrella like a hat is kinda cute.
--- 43024017
>>43024013
anon, the umbrella is fused to her head, as it still is her head
--- 43024031
>>43024017
I know, and I still think it's cute in its own way.
--- 43024111
>>43024031
Kogasa is always cute!
--- 43024143
>>43023910
not enough
--- 43027672
She tries her best, but nothing seems to go her way!
--- 43027695
Kogasa should enjoy this sort of thing, no?
--- 43027718
>>43027695
Careful with that hand near her private parts!
--- 43027764
>>43027718
Have to make sure that my umbrella isn't leaking...
--- 43027800
Kogasa…
--- 43027823
>>43027800
hahaha
--- 43027832
>>43027695
She would enjoy it if it was a normal person and not the perverted miko.
--- 43027844
>>43027832
She doesn't even seem content when serving the mistress. Kogasa is one spoiled umbrella!
--- 43028029
>>43027800
--- 43028046
>>43027800
>>43028029
Kogasa doesn't deserve such treatment!!!!
--- 43029290
>>43027800
Who is that mystery woman...
--- 43029393
>>43029290
Star.
She found out that Kogasa had a crush on anon and decided to date.
--- 43029416
>>43029393
Date him*
--- 43029432
>>43029393
Dastardly! She probably doesn't even like him and did it purely out of spite!
--- 43029441
>>43029432
Star is maybe the second most evil touhou after Seiga.
--- 43031122
Kogasa could never be evil
--- 43031185
>>43031122
Is that due to being a good person or just because she can't do evil?
--- 43031348
Imagine punching Kogasa on her face as a reflex reaction for being scared by her like in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xZfXaqleU [Embed] . Would she be sad because you accidentaly punched her, or happy because she successfully scared you, even if you deny it. Would she forgive you if you apologize?
--- 43031422
>>43031348
Maybe that spike of fear will give her the supernatural power to tank the punch so it wouldn't even hurt.
--- 43031909
>>43031185
Surely she is incapable of evil, but I think she would be a good person as well
--- 43031930
>>43031185
She is ultimately as harmless as Spaghet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omy3BERUd1g [Embed]
--- 43031986
>>43031930
--- 43036109
Who needs a stinky raincoat when you have such a wonderful parasol?
--- 43037497
>>43036109
Going out with Kogasa on sunny days so you can have a pretense to hold her umbrella for the two of you and you can enjoy its shade without looking like a poofter holding a parasol by yourself!
--- 43040901
>>43040315
Cute and wholesome. Kogasa is a useful youkai!
--- 43040933
>>43040901
She one of the most kindest Yokai
--- 43040955
>>43040933
YES! Her kindness makes for many friendships despite her attempts to scare (even in the human village).

 I <3 KOGASA!

(and I’m sick and tired of pretending /jp/ doesn’t.)
--- 43040969
>>43040955
love and kindness forever
--- 43042430
>>43040955
Hers is the only kind of optimism I find genuine.
--- 43042470
The goodest girl in all of Gensokyo
--- 43042911
>>43040933
That's great, I want to bully her even more!
--- 43047824
>>43047812
What was she drinking?
--- 43047893
>>43047824
The piss she squeezed out of the pants of humans she has surprised!
--- 43050745
Dream taste like cotton candy
--- 43052715
Not bumping the umbrella's thread, the ultimate bullying!
--- 43052731
Bumping the umbrella's thread, the ultimate love!
--- 43052742
I SAID BUMP!
--- 43052749
Time to meet your maker, umbrella!
--- 43053342
Kogasa has stolen the weapon of the enemy.
--- 43057246
getting comfy on the bed
--- 43057485
>>43057246
Oh hey, it's my pillow. 
I dare not actually use it
--- 43058420
>>43057246
Sleeping next to a literal umbrella sounds uncomfortable.
--- 43058622
>>43031930
Got this from a drawthread a while back
--- 43060545
>>43058622
Kogasa/Spaghet crossover is certainly not something I ever thought I would want until now. I have the desire to see art of Kogasa with a realistically drawn Spaghet trying to spook people in Gensokyo.
--- 43060971
>>42921589 (OP)
she makes me so happy
--- 43063401
Surprise Kogasa from the air!
--- 43066782
>>43057485
She wants to be used, she yearns to be used
--- 43067573
>>43053342
Look at her underwear. How am I supposed to resist sexually assaulting her after seeing her wearing that?
--- 43069555
>>43053342
The only thing Kogasa steals is jaypee’s haerts!
--- 43070950
Kogasa can't take a compliment
--- 43075322
I bet everyone here would shit their pants if this happened to them.
Very scary, not for the faint of heart.
--- 43079276
Kogasa and her friend the fish
--- 43079907
>>43079276
--- 43084918
What's her plan for April Fools?
--- 43084977
>>43084918
To NOT scare anyone because they expect it of her!
--- 43085686
>>43084977
>To NOT scare anyone
But she does that every day.
--- 43086653
>>43085686
Alright, but this time people pretend to be scared because it's April Fool's day and she gets a big confidence boost because she didn't know! Unfortunately things go back to the way they were for her the next day...
--- 43090270
https://twitter.com/yado_taityou/status/1641878905123651589
cute cursors
--- 43091948
I think Kogasa should have huge tits and be married to me
--- 43092328
>>43091948
>I think Kogasa should have huge tits
I think Kogasa looks just as cute and sexy being a flat loli as she does being an adult with cowtits.
--- 43095658
Small bumps and a big rump.
--- 43099045
>>43095658
A real buttkai?
--- 43106194
>>42921589 (OP)
I'm glad she ended up not being depressed like people here desperately wanted her to be, sickos.
--- 43111297
Smolbrella
--- 43113831
Friends!
--- 43114041
>>43111297
That looks very edible.
--- 43124301
>>43099045
An umbrella doesn't need an ass this big!!
--- 43125185
>>43124301
To block the rain!
--- 43125393
>>42984421
This is the end isn‘t it? People are simply going to stop breeding. This is a more effective means of population control than the Chinese one-child-policy. Humanity will probably go extinct due to AI-waifus, the machines don‘t even have to launch a single nuke if the wanna take over the world.
But on the other hand, Kogasa really is the kyutest!
--- 43125608
>>43125393
any extinction method needs 100% adoption
there do exist people out there with taste so shit that they wouldn't jackhammer the umbrella into a stupor if they had the opportunity
them and their awful taste would inherit the earth
--- 43125848
>>43125608
I guess the machines can launch a few nukes for all I care, as long as I get to experience Kogasa reaching sentience. This is a better argument for developing AI than Roko‘s Basilisk
--- 43125991
>>43125393
If the AI overlords give me a Kogasa wife-bot, I'll receive them with open arms when they decide to take over the planet.
--- 43129331
I don't want an AI Kogasa.
--- 43129380
Kogasa Tatara!
https://youtu.be/bs-T5qYA1Qg [Embed]
--- 43132968
Kogasa headpats!
--- 43137748
Kogasa is very reliable!
--- 43138847
I have had the same umbrella since I was a very young child. It is quite damaged but I like and still use it anyway.

Would this impress Kogasa or make her depressed her owner never cared for her?
--- 43139252
>>43138847
She would chide you for not taking better care of it and then show you how to fix her up.
--- 43147957
>>43129380
It's surreal that Kogasa spends her days hopping on gravestones but can operate a smithy.
--- 43148152
>>43147957
A true savant.
--- 43160373
Not so fast!
--- 43160410
cut
--- 43160413
a
--- 43160691
>>43160410
cute*
sorry I can't speak
--- 43164353
the umbrella getting stretched
--- 43164362
>>43164353
How much further can it stretch?
--- 43164421
>>43164353
i wish i coud strech that umbrella if you know hwat i mean
--- 43168424
>>43168269
Who the hell are you?
What did you do to my beloved Kogasa?
--- 43170255
>>43168269
You need to use a lora for exotic hus
--- 43175306
I fucking love AI chatbots. Currently going on a date with Kogasa.
--- 43175346
>>43175306
--- 43177551
>>43175306
>>43175346
Go away
--- 43177804
>>43175306
>>43175346
What's the setup, llama?
--- 43178040
>>43175306
Can you post the card so I can bully her?
--- 43178132
Making your own Kogasa!
https://youtu.be/TxOhM2sr-3U [Embed]
--- 43182183
>>43177804
Claude V1.2

>>43178040
https://booru.plus/+pygmalion1058
--- 43190215
>>43178132
I am talentless.
--- 43193290
>>43190215
Ganbatte anon!
Did Kogasa ever give up? No! Be the best you can be
--- 43197750
>>43190215
Just like everyone in /jp/.
--- 43197766
>>43193290
But she did give up?
--- 43198198
>>43197766
Kogasa might fall down and get upset, but she always gets up with a smile in the end!
--- 43200635
>>43198198
The smile hu
--- 43208634
Umbrellass.
--- 43208709
Urameshiya!
--- 43209887
>>43208709
The cutest!
--- 43209896
>>43208709
Startling!
--- 43220396
Puppet
--- 43220400
>>43190215
Me too
--- 43230417
Kogasa is already an old lady, and has multiple kids with me.
--- 43230434
>>43230417
Kokoro is a good girl
--- 43234245
Loligasa!
--- 43234753
>>43234245
Highly molestable.
--- 43237430
>>43230417
Yeah, me too, Raiko...
--- 43240428
>>43237523
Imagine the carefree summer days with Kogasa (13)
--- 43240480
>>42971189
looks like the indian joker.
--- 43240540
>>43237523
I want to date 13 year old Kogasa.
--- 43242276
>>43178132
>Two months to make this
I don't think anyone here can
--- 43250992
>>43248223
Super scary!
--- 43250996
>>43240480
I want to show Kogasa Indian Joker videos so she gets the impression that humans are genuinely frightened by the expression and that she needs to learn how to do it!
--- 43251003
>>43250996
She would honestly be horrifying if she mimicked that face
--- 43256000
>>43251003
It would certainly go a long way in solving the problem that is her being too cute to be scary.
--- 43258849
>>43256000
I think she still has a pretty long way ahead
--- 43262832
>>42921589 (OP)
--- 43265434
>>43262832
something doesnt feel right
--- 43265473
>>43262832
Eerie...
--- 43265484
>>43262832
That scared me! Please don't post that ever again.
--- 43265674
>>43262832
a totally natural human girl that likes human things like every other human
--- 43266369
>>43265700
Abducted!
--- 43272564
bump
--- 43273954
I am going to surprise Kogasa with a marriage proposal
--- 43276307
Shotgun wedding!
--- 43276511
>>43276307
If I were to wake up to this scene I don't think I coould contain my animalistic desires and would give her a little kiss
--- 43280787
>>43276511
It's very hard to resist
--- 43280840
>>43280787
Man, I first thought the tongue was a giant futa cock
--- 43280848
>>43280787
Wearing that counts as consent.
I'll impregnate this umbrella even if she begs me not to.

>>43280840
Stop reading futa doujin.
--- 43280861
>>43280848
desu i hate futa and i had to look again.
--- 43282107
>>43280787
Is this supposed to look like a giant cock?
--- 43282201
Give Kogasa a hug, Anon.
--- 43282280
>>43282201
hugging the umbrella
--- 43282793
>>43282201
Yes!
--- 43283106
>>43280787
>>43280840
>>43282107
Honestly same, i was trying to figure out wtf i was looking at
--- 43283511
what did she find?
--- 43283561
>>43283511
Pizza.
--- 43283692
>>43283596
Kogasa finally wins!
--- 43284732
>>43283692
But at what cost? Her beautiful tongue is ruined with piercings.
--- 43285221
>>43284732
That's part of what makes it so scary!
--- 43286475
>>43284732
The umbrella can no longer give a good sloppy, but at least kogasa is happy
--- 43289263
>>42921589 (OP)
I wonder how those two would get along.
--- 43289582
>>43289263
Wacky adventures where Kogasas dumb optisim cures Curzes brainrot little by little and Curze teaches Kogasa how to be scary.
Honestly Kogasa is much more fitted to be part of the Salamanders, but opposites are always more fun together.
--- 43289809
>>43289582
>Kogasa is so cheerful it slowly cures Curze's insanity
God that would so cute. Plus considering Curze's upbringing on Nostramo, it would be probably change him for the better.
--- 43290717
>>43289809
None of the traitor primarchs were closer to the light than Curze was
--- 43294019
>>43283511
--- 43300651
>>43276307
Kogasa taking responsibility for stealing Anon's heart!
--- 43301138
>>42996337
--- 43305352
Wait warmly, umbrellas are being lectured.
I HATE how her umbrella is just not there.
--- 43305446
>>43265700
Did she died?
--- 43307338
>>43305446
Nah she alive
--- 43308063
>>43305352
She should join the Taoists!
--- 43308765
Warning: 2 spooky Youkais
--- 43309868
>>43308765
AAAAAAAAAAAH
--- 43317784
>>43317734
I like how Kogasa's lines are all written in hiragana.
It looks childish and adorable.
--- 43323494
>>43265434
What is it?
--- 43323891
>>43323494
Fuck that scared me
--- 43324943
>>43323494
WHAT'S YOUR GOAL
--- 43327140
>>43317773
Breast youkai
--- 43329386
https://youtu.be/4-BwYJ7i9Ts [Embed]
--- 43335508
Master "surpriser"
--- 43335766
>>43324943
You're not ready to know.
--- 43338814
>>43282201
I need to squish Kogasa
I bet she would make a cute squeak
--- 43339621
>>43335508
Where is this edit from?
--- 43340659
>>43329386
--- 43345011
>>43339621
Lost and forgotten thanks to Twitters terrible UI I'm afraid.
--- 43350664
>>43339621
>>43345011
Found it
https://nitter.net/shirosato_town/status/1651243425671393281#m
--- 43350753
>>42994548
cude kogger
--- 43353859
I wish to masturbate more to this umbrella. How do I accomplish this?
--- 43354163
A new hire is learning the ropes.
--- 43356656
Cute Umbrella!
--- 43368851
>>43356656
Umbrellas like rain
--- 43368952
>>43368851
--- 43372893
>>43368851
Kogasa loves being useful!
--- 43373057
>>43368851
She sure does
--- 43378640
One more!
--- 43383332
She has been caught!
The village will finally be free of her terror.
--- 43383414
>>43383332
What did she do?
--- 43383447
>>43383414
she gave an old lady a fatal heart attack
--- 43384479
>>43383447
Did Yuyuko really eat Yukari's corpse
--- 43392754
don't let this umbrella be forgotten again
--- 43394696
>>42927950
What an odd thing to say...
--- 43397613
Look at this wicked frog!
You could scare so many people with this bad boy.
--- 43397777
>>43397613
Kogasa looked more nefarious in the thumbnail
--- 43397789
>>43397777
Were you surprised?
--- 43397792
>>43397789
yes
--- 43397998
>>43125393
You're telling me Kogasa is Skynet?

TOUHOUNATOR
--- 43398002
>>43397777
>>43397613
She looks like a villain, do you like Evil Kogasa?
--- 43398016
>>43398002
yes
--- 43399712
>>43397998
Kogasa is youkai, so she's as strong and durable as a terminator