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#95: Megaton Punch Edition
Previous Thread: >>424932947
General for all things Kirby including the games, novels, artwork, and anime series.
>News
Kirby's Return to Dream Land Deluxe has just released! https://www.nintendo.co.jp/switch/a2jya/
Kirby's Dream Land 2 released for Nintendo Switch Online: https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1636171953051521024
Kirby and the Forgotten Land wins Best Family Game at The Game Awards 2022: https://thegameawards.com/nominees/best-family
Kirby anime out now on Blu-Ray: https://twitter.com/Kirby_JP/status/1603586170977280001
First 4 Figures King Dedede available for preorder: https://www.first4figures.com/groups/kirbytm-king-dedede.html
>Links
Official Kirby Website: https://www.kirby.jp/
Official Kirby Twitter: https://twitter.com/Kirby_JP
Kirby Novel Translations Masterpost: https://nyaagolor.tumblr.com/post/653089595149434880/kirby-novel-translations-masterpost
Kirby Anime Translation Masterpost: https://operationhoshinokaabii.tumblr.com/watch
Kirby Wiki: https://wikirby.com/wiki/Kirby_Wiki
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Kirpenis
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I'm going to finally play Planet Robobot after all these years.
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>>425663170
>Save Point theme from Super Star in the File Select menu
Already kino
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Discuss this Ability
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>>425664237
No.
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>>425664237
I prefer Suplex myself
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>>425664237
I still wonder how they'd adapt it to 3D if they ever do, I still think making it a Tekken reference instead of a Street Fighter one could be an interesting approach
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>>425664237
Objectively best ability
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>>425669848
>Summons up my deep autuismo rage and punch Kirby as hard as I can
I don't care how cute you are, no one steals my damn fries. NO ONE
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https://www.tiktok.com/@chikuwanokami_24/video/7219577191464537345
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>>425673080
nigga I ain't clickin that chinese shit
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>>425673435
https://files.catbox.moe/28dfh0.mp4
Description is "What did the Great King mean by this?"
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>>425674136
What DID the Great King mean by this?
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>>425675885
He says the moon is beautiful. That's it.
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>>425675885
He meant reply to this post or your mother will become an Adofag in her sleep
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I don't think I will. It'd be nice for me and my mom to have something in common to talk about...
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Your peepee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWX2UYIdD5w [Embed]
My peepee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6oGof3VcM0 [Embed]
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>>425669848
>kirby's feet touched my fries
...
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I'm retarded, I recall playing Star Allies once and I think Kirby accidentaly inhaled a block while with an ability right before hovering and he just sat there all fat on the floor, how come?
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>>425683228
Good thing or bad thing?
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>>425685515
>how come?
Well, he was hungry, probably.
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Just downloaded everything queen sectonia from e621. Its going to be a good night
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Kirby.... is dead....
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>>425663170
Hope you enjoy it anon, its great.
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>>425695765
as if that's going to stop him
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>>425696275
I ain't fraid of no ghost
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>>425691691
calm down taranza...
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>character averts crisis by using “all their power”
>immediately comes back
Oh come on. A cop-out? Really?
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>>425714734
>immediately
Its... weird. Sure it's immediately resolved within seconds, but as soon as you go back to waddle dee town elfilin explains it wasn't quite as easy
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>>425719631
>*smooches*
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>>425726551
Oh so that's why he's crying
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>>425727006
No he’s crying because he has been stripped of everything after the Waddle Dees rioted after DL1
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>>425727567
That would just make me want to smooch and hug him harder.
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>>425727692
He is a broken man with nothing left to give. He will stare at you with vacant eyes and not reciprocate any of the love you give him.
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>>425728259
Cool free sex toy
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>>425728319
???
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>>425728495
If he's that broken he won't stop me if I pick him up and take him home will he?
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>>425728259
I don't care if he doesn't reciprocate my love, just loving and spoiling him will be enough for me.
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>>425728580
You can't just pick him up and take him home to use as a sex toy.
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>>425728749
But mom!
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>>425728749
Why can't he? I mean, if he's so broken and empty would he care? Maybe a good fuck is the exact kind of stimulus Dedede needs to wake up,
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>>425728826
I said no. You can get a puppy but not a Dedede.
>>425728834
If he's that broken he will gaze into nothing as you violate his organs
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>>425729000
>If he's that broken he will gaze into nothing as you violate his organs
You say that as if that's a bad thing. It is not.
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>>425729082
Why do you want to molest the funny little bird man?
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>>425728826
Butts are for sitting.
Now go to your room.
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>>425729174
It'd be funny, that's why.
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I don't like dededee in 'that' way (no offense to our penguinfuckers) but I do think he's a cool dude
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As if someone could actually be "sad" whilst also having Kirby as their friend
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>>425728749
Save this for the bump limit
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>>425729174
You mean, you DON'T want to molest Dedede in his most vulnerable of moments.... Errm...kind of cringe?
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you remove your covers on your bed and see this. wat do?
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>>425732878
Baby Dedede so cute wtf. What would he be like
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>>425733130
Probably very easy going, I don't imagine he'd be too fussy unless he sees food or something of the like.
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>>425738447
Hey I think you dropped this
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>>425719532
There’s a time difference between the two worlds. Time in FL goes by much much faster than in DL
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>>425743013
>Ribbon Soul's theme
https://youtu.be/2bqf0nSUp_g [Embed]
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>>425743013
>>425743295
This.... this looks too anime and not enough surreal Souls Boss
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>>425743013
Why is Magolor like this
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>>>/v/633906182
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>>425763641
The creator had a fetish but also wanted to create an AU with a semblance of a story.
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those nerds at /smbg/ are arguing whether or not HAL is owned by Nintendo or not
don't mind me I didn't want to just simply say "bump"
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>>425768249
I don't really like those guys. Fuckin' elitists over their bing bing wahoo game.
Don't get me wrong, I love Mario with all my heart but they get reeeally funky about it.
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>>425768464
That's the first time I've ever heard something like that.
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>>425768464
Them gatekeeping a lot of the shit makes the general a lot better honestly, just compare it to the zelda general which is full on shitposting.
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>>425768249
HAL is it's own thing, right? Nintendo just has major say in the Kirby IP but they develop titles like BOXBOY and Part Time UFO just fine.
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>>425770610
HAL and Nintendo have joint ownership of Kirby via Warpstar Inc, but HAL is otherwise fully independent. They're often mistaken for being a subsidiary.
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>>425731412
I want to molest Meta Knight instead.
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>>425695765
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>>425771032
I thought Warpstar Inc. Was only formed for the managing the anime, not specifically Kirby as a whole
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>>425775794
t. susie
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>>425780835
The anime is primarily why it was created, but it's basically the Kirby version of The Pokemon Company. It exists to manage the brand and copyright. HAL and Nintendo own equal 50% shares in it.
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>>425695765
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FL6HOqrl_cg [Embed]
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>>425743013
Magolor ain't gonna be the only suing for copyright infringement
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Robobot's one of the easier true arenas due to it's Amiibo support, right?
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>>425782958
That's why you don't buy the damn figures and play it like a man.
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>>425775794
how would you even manage such a thing?
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>>425782958
>using amiibos
pussy
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>>425770610
Jobski is a great little guy
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>>425783092
>buy
Bro your wumiibo?
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>>425769727
Can't possibly be as bad as /feh/
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>>425782958
Even without amiibo, it’s not really hard except for Galacta Knight and Star Dream. Its difficultly level is incredibly overhyped.
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>>425786138
That's how most Arenas are, tbdesu. The only thing that can really screw you over is nerves until you get to the later bosses.
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>>425786256
I refuse to believe that as long as this motherfucker's fight in TD's True Arena still exists.
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>>425788251
just dash through him lmao
t. fighterchad
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>>425785861
Or /drg/ for that matter.
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>>425788251
DMK was 100 times worse than Sectonia Soul. The first time I beat him in the True Arena is when I finally beat it, Sectonia was nothing compared to him.
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>>425788251
Reminder that the Mirror World CHADS are among the hardest fights in the series and you should kneel and respect them.
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>>425783092
Different anon, I never bought the Amiibo stuff and had to stick with Hammer for the True Arena
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All the villains should have a Magolor tiered epilogue.
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What the fuck was her problem?
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>>425800152
PROFIT
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>>425800152
Abandoned in an alien dimension as a child only to return to a father whose biggest goal was to find her but somehow couldn't recognize her when she did show up
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>>425800508
you have to wonder why Halt was meddling with star dream like that in the first place.
my theory is that he was trying to bring back susies mother and shit went haywire because star dream is fundamentally broken so it sent Susie off to another dimension
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>>425797942
that'd depend on how they'd add to the story, some of them could even be prequels, I'd pitch that gooey's story should start in the hyper zone, susie's story could be how she escaped AD, stuff like that.
though dark meta knight would be interesting since he is a bad guy.
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>>425803265
Only way I can see DMK becoming 'redeemed' would be if he became a kind of edgy batman.
Like he'd be happy to beat people into a bloody pulp if it was for justice.
But that might be to edgy for a Kirby game.
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>>425803361
I don't think he'd have to be redeemed necessarily, after all the mirror world is full of evil mirror versions so he could fight them not to save the world but so he could boast his own strength not for the sake of honor but to be the best no matter the cost.
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>>425802448
>Warpstar Knight-in-training
What does it mean
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>>425807112
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
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>>425807265
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>>425807450
Give this image a cheesy porn video title
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>>425808986
softcore couple gently make love to one another
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I curse you to be forced to listen to Goal Game on repeat for 1000000 years
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Taranza seems like the type of guy to take his Duel Disk to school
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>>425814510
>Duel Disk
What decks would the Kirby cast play?
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>>425814676
Taranza is well rounded thought out deck
Magolor uses pot of greed + exodia
Dedede and MK use the ones they think are the coolest
Kirby uses Pokemon cards
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>>425816192
Shadow Kirby's a Ni-
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>>425814797
Susie specifically uses the most rare and expensive cards she can buy in her deck, it doesn't matter if it doesn't have any synergy, she just wants to show off.
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>>425807450
delete this
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>>425814797
>not having dedede run a "DRAW MONSTA CARDO" deck
shameful.
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>>425821531
I confess, I know pretty much nothing about yugioh
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>>425821658
to be fair I'm not referencing an actual deck but a well known yugioh meme, the anime is decent but the card game is a massive cluster-fuck of balance issues especially nowadays.
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>>425800152
She obviously had a bondage kink
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>>425800152
fatherless behavior
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Is he right?
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>>425843136
Not really. Most that think that are suffering so much inside they feel better to see others suffer as they think now they're like me.
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>>425805798
That the Galacta = Kirby from the future headcanons are true.
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Magolor seems like the kind of loser that has an 8bit version of CROWNED as his ringtone.
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Soul
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>>425828468
But Susie was never in bondage?
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Slow day.
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>>425860483
Not for Zeldafags
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>DL1 got a two sort-of remake with spring breeze
>adventure has a remake
>super star has a remake
>even newer games like epic yarn and RtDL got new shit
>DL2 still has nothing after 28 years
What the fuck is HAL's problem?
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>>425862054
Would love to see remakes of the Dark Matter trilogy because I really hate how those games play. DL2 especially, holy fuck.
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>>425863839
I mean with DL2 it's kiiiiiiinda acceptable since the rest of the games up to that point played like that, but DL3 and K64 looked at what Super Star did gameplay-wise and just said
>yeah, sure, let's NOT do that even though it's the perfect evolution of Kirby's control scheme, and instead keep the slow, clunky gameplay from the GB/NES games
It especially sucks since those two in particular host my favorite aesthetics in the entire franchise.
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>>425865992
Agreed. I love how DL3 and 64 look and sound but everything else sucks. The levels, what's needed for completion, the movement, etc. I can still enjoy DL1 and Adventure but I really dislike the Dark Matter games.
>>425866351
Tips on beating the final chapter of Story Mode? I get half way through then my ass gets beat by 500 HP opponents.
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The Dark Matter games have bad gameplay precisely because of the aesthetic. It's way too feminine and hand-holdy compared to the boyish charm of Sakurai's games. Star Allies also suffered from the inclusion of Shimomura characters which hampered the gameplay significantly in favor of emotional appeal.
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>>425863839
>>425865992
How would you even combine animal friends and 64 combos with the more versatile movements of modern kirby?
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>>425868314
Didn't the Robobot armor do it before
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>>425868146
>The Dark Matter games have bad gameplay precisely because of the aesthetic. It's way too feminine and hand-holdy compared to the boyish charm of Sakurai's games. Star Allies also suffered from the inclusion of Shimomura characters which hampered the gameplay significantly in favor of emotional appeal.
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>>425868314
That's the tricky part. The Animal Friends and Combos give Kirby an additional move, but when the modern games have multiple moves for each character, it loses some of that appeal. Genuinely have no idea how to go about it.
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>kirby babies
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>>425870260
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>>425870260
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>>425868146
>Star Allies also suffered from the inclusion of Shimomura characters which hampered the gameplay significantly in favor of emotional appeal.
No, shut the fuck up. Star Allies didn't originally have the characters at first, and that was when the game most visibly sucked.
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>>425871048
Kill yourself.
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>>425871048
I'm fed up with you horny fucks, stop devaluing her appeal.
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>>425871048
So that's what that one Adofag meant by Ado being a feminine and maternal figure to her friends.
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>>425871469
Bratty King Gets Dominated By Smaller Guy [18+]
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>>425871116
you uh
you know it's bait right
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>>425873232
Do you honestly expect an Adofag to pass up the opportunity to fight someone?
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>>425851460
These three getting drunk together must be a fucking ROLLERCOASTER of emotions...
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>>425874302
Just brings to mind the posts from a while back about Taranza doing karaoke. Something about the mental image of him breaking down mid-song because he put too much emotion into it and the other two having a moment of sober clarity is oddly amusing (sorry, spiderposters).
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>>425866554
NTA, but I managed to get through by leveling up my attack and health every chance I got.
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>>425874550
Nah, you're good. I am one, as a matter of fact. I think it's a great concept, he'd absolutely crush the song - to the point that everyone would go silent with sheer astoundment - but immediately double over in tears after it was over. I want to hear him absolutely go off on the solo in Careless Whisper...
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TOTAL MAGOLOR DEATH
Kill Magolor. Behead Magolor. Roundhouse kick Magolor into the concrete. Slam dunk Magolor into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Magolor. Defecate in Magolor's food. Launch Magolor into Another Dimension. Stir fry Magolor in Chef Kawasaki's wok. Toss Magolor into the Haldera Volcano. Urinate into Lor Starcutter's engine. Judo throw Magolor into a wood chipper. Twist Magolor's head off. Report Magolor's Shoppe to Dedede's revenue service. Karate chop Magolor in half. Curb stomp Magolor. Trap Magolor in quicksand. Crush Magolor in the trash compactor. Liquefy Magolor in a vat of acid. Eat Magolor. Dissect Magolor. Exterminate Magolor in the gas chamber. Stomp Magolor's skull with a suplex ability. Cremate Magolor in the oven. Lobotomize Magolor. Mandatory post-natal abortion for Magolor. Grind Magolor in the garbage disposal. Drown Magolor in fried Dyna Blade grease. Vaporize Magolor with a ray gun. Kick Magolor down the stairs. Feed Magolor to gators. Slice Magolor with an ultra sword.
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>>425873232
>bait
I'm willing to bet money that was a real opinion someone's had once, but... fine. It probably doesn't even make a difference; it'd take another total shift in design philosophy for HAL to discard the Shimomura characters like that.
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>>425875986
I want to crack Magolor like an egg
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>>425886824
why didn't he get the sand ability here?
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>>425887046
Because they hadn't thought of it yet, you goob.
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>>425889787
You fool, I was feigning retardation for humor's sake. What a nincompoop you are. Absolute buffoon.
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>>425889961
I was PLAYING ALONG, you utter and complete imbecile.
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>>425889961
>>425890086
Now kiss.
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>>425887139
Mmm yes make the 3D models stick out more, yes, it's the best idea
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LIVE
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>>425904923
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>>425904923
Muscleranza is kind of hot...
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>>425897461
Fakeranza...
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>>425910583
>Man I really miss my wife.... the only thing that could possibly cheer me up would be a few gemapples :)
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What are your predictions for the next mainline game (release date, 2D/3D, theme, gimmick, abilities, etc)?
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Said I’d make this overview of various Moonstruck Blossom covers last thread, and I finally had the time to compile a list and do so.
As a brief overview, I believe Moonstruck Blossom to be composed of three main themes: elegance, melancholy, and mania. Why these themes in particular should be self-evident - a reflection of Queen Sectonia herself, if you will. Of course, depending on the tone the cover is hoping to accomplish, different covers usually lean further into only one or two of these specific categories instead of all three. In any case, I will highlight a few covers I’ve encountered in my time that I believe to truly encapsulate this essence established by the original. A desperate, final clutching to life, yet one that’s undeniably beautiful in its brutality. To end its struggle would be a tragedy, but such a fate is inevitable nonetheless…
Apologies for the inevitable thread flooding - I tend to ramble a lot, as you may already be able to see... Anyways, let's get started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcplJy3itmo [Embed]
>I would be remiss if I didn’t mention Itoki’s now iconic cover. It certainly is the popular existing cover, going off of view count. A faithful, almost flawless vocal rendition of Moonstruck Blossom. In an alternate reality, I could easily see this being official content. It doesn’t change the arrangement or original feel too much outside of the lyrical addition, but it doesn’t need to. Simple and precise, it more than exceeds its goal.
1/?
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>>425916070
Early 2025 release, 3D, more abilities than Forgotten Land but less than previous 2D installments (predicting 14-16 abilities). Gimmick not sure that’s hard to guess, I think the story will be more eldirtch horror final boss like usual compared to Forgotten Land’s bio horror.
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>>425918652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhHgHSzocQo [Embed]
>A simple, piano led rendition with a strong blue/jazz vibe, as evident from its title. The starting melody carries an almost casual, relaxed tone to it, reminiscent of a late night in a fancy bar perhaps, with no other company than the memories of what were. Then, halfway through, it picks up in a contrastingly energetic suite. It feels undoubtedly invigorating, yet the melancholic undertones are still ever present, as if you’re merely being distracted from the true nature of the situation. Finally, the ending, which brings back the simple melody from start, reawakening you to the stark reality. Safe to say, I enjoy this cover greatly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=alDNnEbTZJw [Embed]
>A true journey of an arrangement. For a while, I considered this to be my favorite cover, and that may still be the case after all this time. Every one of the themes mentioned above is executed with perfection. It feels beautifully elegant, it feels depressingly final, and it feels maniacally intense. It switches between these feelings multiple times throughout, and you never know quite what to expect next, yet it all blends together so naturally. It treads into what I would consider EDM territory numerous times, yet despite the grievances I’d usually have with a cover in that style, I feel as if it contrasts the classical instruments present quite nicely - almost as if an internal struggle is happening within the very music itself. I’d definitely recommend it, if that much wasn’t obvious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdQYyRvZjyU [Embed]
>The 25th Anniversary Memorial arrangement. If you’re looking for pure elegance and grief, this is the way to go, and of course, what better medium to convey that through than opera? Plus, if you're into headcanon autism like I am, this song description allows for some fun interpretations.
2/?
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>>425918860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDT2k4IEC6s [Embed]
>A simple cover, yet it’s through that very simplicity it gains my favoritism. The build-up is incredible, and no addition feels out of place or unwarranted, like a natural extension of the original. The softer instruments, like the bells and harp, especially present in the slower sections, goes a long way in adding to the tragic undertones. Another addition I greatly admire is the distortion of the leitmotifs upon their recurrence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLxcNyYdJjE [Embed]
>As basic as a guitar cover might be, this one will always hold a place in my heart. For it was listening to this that managed to get me to tear up whilst dwelling on Taranza and Sectonia’s story for the first time. In particular, I absolutely adore the ending melody; it really imparts that feeling of a last goodbye, as if you know deep inside that this is the final time you’ll ever be seeing someone, yet every part of you would be crushed to acknowledge that fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-KL5phEJy8 [Embed]
>Full melancholy. Played entirely by a lone piano, with only a few, sparse peaks in activity. Even then, it's all in vain - whatever joys of the past we once had are completely lost, and all that we’re left with is mere memories. It feels almost isolating to listen to. In spite of all this, it still manages to feel beautiful in its sadness. The previously mentioned peaks feel as if they carry an air of hope to them. A fleeting, distant hope, but one that remains nonetheless.
3/4
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>>425919060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w82mB19j824 [Embed]
>A complete shift from the usual thematic norms a lot of other covers conform to. A jazz fusion remix that carries a heavy 60’s/70’s scat singing tone. In a strange way, I see this as something Sectonia would sing in the shower to herself. In anyways, it’s a nice change of pace that manages to maintain a majority of the original Moonstruck Blossom’s vibe, while staying entirely unique at other times. My favorite part is when the leitmotifs kick in, and the blending between the two widely different styles comes together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMVINfLTAOE [Embed]
>Ah, Translucent Dusk. While not technically a Moonstruck Blossom cover, it would be a disservice not to mention it here. Originally, I was avoidant of this song, simply because I found the idea of lyrics from a character’s perspective “cringeworthy,’ if you will. Chalk it up to experience in other fandoms from eras long past. Finally watching it a few months ago, however, I was most definitely missing out. While the previously mentioned guitar cover had managed to get me to tear up, this goddamn thing managed to get a few actual tears out of me, and honestly, I don’t feel shameful at that fact in the slightest. Say what you will about those that worked on it or editing, I think the effort put into this is clear for anyone to see, and the song in-question is executed incredibly well, juggling the various iterations of Moonstruck Blossom throughout the years. There’s not much more I can say that hasn’t already been said. A very unexpected, yet welcomed favorite of mine. You just need to immerse yourself in it.
Well... there you have it. I may do more in the future if this type of analysis is interesting to (you). In either case, it's stuff like this that makes me realize just truly how much of a sperg I am...
4/4
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>>425916070
I get this feeling that the next mainline game will take us back to the whimsy of Dream Land, but maybe in 3D now that they've got that down pat. Other than that hunch, I really don't know.
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Neat
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>>425871469
Just don't say something that might get us killed
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>>425923243
This couldn't possibly be 3d, right?
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>>425927938
Purely 2D
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Seems like someone made a Magolor/Kirby version of that Elfilis/Elfilin video posted here the other day, I don't know what the source meme even is but I'm guessing it's a Japanese trend currently https://youtu.be/hYtpLt4v6wM [Embed]
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TONIGHT
ON TOP KIRBY
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>>425934469
KIRBY INHALES A TOYOTA SUPRA
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>>425936446
META KNIGHT STEALS A SHIP
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>>425870260
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>>425939157
I swear Kirby's banged the entire male cast.
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>>425936586
DEDEDE EATS A SHOE
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>>425941183
AND MAGOLOR TRIES A NEW KIND OF PIZZA!
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>>425944813
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WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
MY FRIENDZZZZZ
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Somehow, I keep forgetting
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>>425953928
>30 min
Fuck why did they have to make these things so long
Imagine loosing at 29 minutes
Congrats anyway anon
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>>425955679
>Imagine losing at 29 minutes
Both of my other attempts ended that way lmao, dying to the core though not to it's instakill attack, that would've been soul crushing. Third time's the charm, I suppose.
At least it didn't take as many tries as Triple Deluxe's, though whether that's due to arena structure or just me getting better at Fighter I'm not sure.
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>no hyness magnet to put next to Zan
it's OVER
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>>425957153
Why Zan specifically?
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>>425953928 >>425953761
Good job. I don't have the patience to do this abilityless just because it takes so long.
Also wth is the red thing below your 3DS?
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>>425961495
Thanks.
>Also wth is the red thing below your 3DS?
Bluetooth audio dongle. Made for the Switch before Nintendo decided to turn on their internal bluetooth for pairing.
Has a nice form factor.
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>>425957153
So many of these are fake. Like Taranza and Magolor's arms are attached, total low quality.
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>>425962349
Pretty sweet. Sadly the Switch still lacks many things. Hope they do some official Kirby themes someday.
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>>425969637
Wait, do people actually hate Bandanna Dee?
I kinda like him because he's cute , but i can't say the same about his ability
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>>425970326
You can thank Smash Bros and the great character prediction wars for that
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>>425970326
Gooey fans hate him because he took Gooey's P2 spot.
Smash fans hate him because they didn't want him taking a slot from their more unrealistic picks.
HAL hates him because, uh... no clue why actually they just hate his guts lmao have you seen how they handled him in FL?
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>>425971413
Oh yeah i kinda forgot about the rabid Smash Bros fanbase, I can see the hate now.
>>425971450
Damn Gooey would have been such a great choice for this game
>Have you seen how they handled him in FL
I played through the whole game solo. Did they mess up his moveset that badly?
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>>425972718
Honestly, his moveset is great, one of the bigger ones in fl, it’s just that he’s limited to one ability and since he’s the only co op optiion, it hurts the game somewhat
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>>425970326
I wouldn't say I hate Bandana Dee but I definitely liked him more as Dedede's most loyal servant than as Kirby's dickrider
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>>425975082
This lmao, he's far more interesting as Dedede's servant and, taking that to the most logical next step, the guardian of his entire species and an example that even a lowly Waddle Dee can strive to be a protector of Dreamland
That gives him so much more depth than simply being Kirby's sidekick (a sidekick who Kirby seems to barely acknowledge at this point lol)
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>>425971450
Kirby fans hate him because he became kinda bland after RTDL.
Or something like that.
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Just...
Couldn't Bandee have something that distinguished him from his kind more than a hat, a spear, and...fucking determination, if that even counts?
>>425969637 tries to draw parallels between him and the Goomba partners from Paper Mario, but at least they had personality traits that came out in their dialogue and tattles.
...and, yes, I'm also miffed because he took Gooey's P2 spot in a game where the central gimmick would have been a perfect fit for the little blue bastard.
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>>425978235
Because he is bland. Because he brings nothing to the table. Because Hal is lazy with him. Because he’s an insult to play as. Why rob yourself of the versatility of Kirby if not for making some faux “I like the under-dog” statement?
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Simply put, in Kirby, if your character does not have the ability to float indefinitely, they do not deserve their spot as a playable character. Consider the following
Kirby: Can float. Has a personality.
Dedede: Can float after years of training and backstory that has been woven into his personality.
Meta Knight: Can fly. Has a personality. Is a badass. Mysterious.
Gooey: Can fly. Has a personality. Has vast amounts of potential. Connection to one of Kirby's more iconic and biggest species of villains in the franchise.
Elfilin: Can float. Has a clear personality. Obvious backstory. Will no doubt be replacing Bandana as the resident spear wielder in the near future as Elfilin is constantly showing up in merch.
Bandee: ...Moon jumps. Has no personality. Bland. A traitor to his Lord. Fake friend. A topic of vicious debate. Despised and mishandled by his own company. Shunned from merch. Will most likely be relegated to a secondary.
You can't refute this post.
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>>425979909
What excuse does Daroach have, then? He moon jumps too.
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>>425980149
NTA but who even brought up Daroach?
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>>425980149
Daroach has a personality, a crew, and a ship.
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>>425980149
I have no clue because Daroach fucking floats in his debut game AND in mass attack so clearly HAL fucked up. He floats and has a clear personality and I won't take kindly to any anons attempting to lump him in with the dirty moon jumpers of the Kirby franchise.
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>>425971450
64 fans hate him because the alternative Dee from their game was handled better. And possibly because of Bandee's awful 3DS roles.
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BANDANA DEE DID WTC
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>>425981280
>implying they're not the same character
--- 425982568
Bandana Dee killed my Grandma, okay?!
--- 425982984
Mario movie has grossed so much it's over Kirbybros we're fucked Joe Rogen Meta Knight incoming
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>>425982229
>implying I implied that
I'd much rather they be the same, and I'm sure plenty of other fans, current or former, want to believe that. But my point doesn't change for either interpretation of the Waddle Dee companion; it's still a downgrade.
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>>425982984
I say bring it on.
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>>425983319
The consequences of Kirby becoming popular with general audiences will ruin this series.
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>>425982984
No way in hell hollywood would wh*tewash a proud latinx character like meta knight
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>>425982984
If they do end up making a Kirby movie my only wish is that they keep him mute (which they won’t but c’mon)
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>>425982984
I hope to god Shadow Kirby shows up, movie writers LOVE the 'dark version of the main character' trope
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>>425983434
uhhh get with the times CHUD
Kirby more like ENby hahaha!
we're fucked
--- 425984803
>parfait based on chocolate soft-serve ice cream and bananas
>vanilla ice cream drowned in espresso
>chocolate fondant with raspberry sauce, blueberries and whipped cream
>matcha mousse with warabimochi candies and vanilla ice cream covered in molasses
Rate his taste /kdg/
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>>425982984
>Joe Rogan
>Not Antonio Banderas
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>>425975082
Who says he can't be both?
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>>425985076
I do. He can't be both. He's supposed to dickride the KING, not Cuckby.
--- 425986041
Getting a major Kirby movie would mean making him even MORE marketable than he is now. I miss when he had more comical spunk back in stuff from the 90’s. They’ve focused on making him only act cute when he was cute already without it being his entire personality.
--- 425986421
periodically uploading the outdated drawing requests i had from before i died
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>>425986421
So are you zKirby now, sKirby?
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>>425979909
Where does that put Magolor then?
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>>425970326
Bandanna Dee is the ultimate autism litmus test.
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>>425985076
It's possible but it'd require some nuance, such as being kirby's friend but ultimately siding with dedede when push comes to shove
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>>425987668
how?
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>>425986041
That's because Kirby was originally a boy, but as the series progressed and the manly developers parted ways, all that was left was mindless feminine consumerism.
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>>425985076
This. I figure he just spends his off days or free time with Kirby.
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>>425987425
Going by the rules set in anon's post, Magolor can float, and has a clear personality, being that of a bastard egg with a greedy side who isn't above manipulating people to get what he wants.
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>>425986579
Skirby*
>>425986041
obviously they had to remove kirby's action hero spunk and attitude so they can later give it to skirby down the line anon. it's called planning ahead look it up
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>>425984803
>parfait based on chocolate soft-serve ice cream and bananas
8/10, I don't like bananas but chocolate soft serve is delicious.
>vanilla ice cream drowned in espresso
10/10, coffee sweets are absolutely divine.
>chocolate fondant with raspberry sauce, blueberries and whipped cream
2/10, fondant is absolutely disgusting and he's only getting points because raspberry sauce and blueberries are delightful toppings.
>matcha mousse with warabimochi candies and vanilla ice cream covered in molasses
9/10 matcha has a delightfully bittersweet taste and pairs amazingly with vanilla icecream, however covering something in molasses sounds like it'd be a bit overwhelming.
Over all, he gets a 37/40.
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>>425987820
>That's because Kirby was originally a boy
In localizations, sure.
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>>425988147
zKirby it is
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>>425987820
To be fair, was Kirby ever manly? It always seemed to me that Kirby was always cute from the very start, if anything HAL is just ramping up Kirby's cuteness in recent.
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>>425988818
>was Kirby ever manly
Yes?? He saw people starving and went to do something about it. He beats up trees and clouds and giant airships and all kinds of shit practically for fun. He evicted Dedede from his own castle single-handedly. He slew an evil wizard in his second game. He fought eldritch abominations by the third. Yes, he was manly.
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>>425988409
>fondant is absolutely disgusting
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>>425989476
No, no, I get that. But like, design wise?
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>>425989810
You are eating sugar paste. I might've just had shitty fondant but the ones I've tried has the texture and consistency of play-dough. That's nasty. Though it could truly be the fact that I prefer bitter sweets rather than overtly sugary sweet sweets.
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>>425989896
The point of Kirby is that you can be manly no matter how weak you look.
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>>425990361
I thought the point of Kirby is that no matter what you can find happiness in even the darkest of days.
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>>425990486
The point of Kirby is that you should sit around and wait for someone else to solve your problems.
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>>425990605
I thought the point of Kirby is that through the power of friendship, a positive mind, hard work, and perseverance you can overcome any obstacle with a smile.
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>>425990847
The point of Kirby is to be a deterrent against power level faggotry and other franchises getting uppity about their characters being the strongest, because, yes; Kirby can in fact solo every other character from every other franchise because he's highly versatile, adaptable, and weaponizes the power of friendship and hope to overcome whatever fight he finds himself in.
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>>425991391
I do not think that is the point of Kirby.
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The point of Kirby is :D
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>>425991391
The point of Kirby is making new friends.
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>>425991437
You son of a bitch.
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>>425991391
That's the meta-point of kirby
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>>425989476
That seems more hero rather than manly.
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>>425992641
being a hero is manly, women need not apply
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>>425993279
Eh, I wouldn't go that far. Both men and women have the capabilities of heroism if history has anything to say, and if we're going purely on the philosophy that Kirby tends to show us I believe that no matter who or what you are, you can be happy, have friends, and do good.
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>>425993458
You guys make it so hard NOT to shitpost when you post this kind of stuff but I will restrain myself for now.
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>>425993841
Thank you, I know it must take a lot of strength to do so.
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>>425993279
What about Samus?
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>>425994308
Doesn't count she's not real.
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>>425993279
But Kirby is neither man or woman, would that just make Kirby an anti-hero?
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>>425994563
Neither is Kirby
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>>425996135
Kirby is still a man and not a woman. Stop trying to force your feminist politics in a children's video game.
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>>425996350
But Kirby isn't real.
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>>425995443
>>425996350
>>425993458
>>425993279
Please take your sex war bullshit back to /v/.
--- 425997270
>men are real, women are imaginary
At last I truly see
--- 425998467
Anyways, Meta Knight is a really cool character and I love him a lot. I would pay $120.89 for a Legendary Halberd Model Kit.
--- 425999136
Anyways, Shadow Kirby is a really cool character and I love him a lot. I would pay $120.89 for a Limited Edition Kirby of the Stars AEON Black Friday Shadow Kirby Tweed Plush.
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>>425999136
No you wouldn't stop lying
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>>425999727
get lost, pink loser
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>>425999845
Yes I fucking would?
>Verification not required.
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>>425999850
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>>425999136
While a Battle Ship Halberd model kit may not exist, the plush you desire does and for less than you'd pay for. Enjoy.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/314262509809?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ojzg8_y1to-&sssrc=2047675&ssuid=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
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>>425999136
would you buy the skirby chair
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>>426000000 →
don't mind me I just want to see what it was
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>>426001146
oh god I wish I hadn't.
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>>425999850
Be nice.
--- 426002445
Why was the Halberd shaped like a misshaped cock?
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>>426002395
I love how it's universally considered by Kirby fans that Ribbon is scary and will beat anyone who isn't incredibly nice (like Skirby) to a pulp in seconds
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>>425998467
>robobot
>get to fight in the halbred as kirby
>but not as meta knight
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
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>>426002445
Meta knight is a closeted homosexual, and a deeply phallic imagery evoked by his warship is a manifestation of his repressed sexual desires
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>>426002445
He took out his cock, placed it on the blueprint paper, and then proceeded to draw an outline of his cock as the base of the Halberd.
--- 426005772
Taranza will sometimes have dreams.
Dreams of a grand coliseum, who's pillars tower high into the very Heavens. On all sides, he's surrounded by a spillover of golden clouds and the flat, reflective panes of floating mirrors, each unique in their frame. He takes his time, examining the strange environment - it feels serene, almost, but he can't shake the feeling of being watched. Then, lighting strikes. The once pure clouds turn a stark charcoal, and the mirrors begin to spin around him rapidly, unsteady in their arcs. Finally, a voice shouts his name from behind. He turns to look at it and...
Then Taranza wakes up, sweating.
He wonders what they mean.
Happy Friday, /kdg/! Have a good day and a better weekend, I'll see you next week. Cheers!
Busy this week, so I haven't had time to make a drawing. I might come back later to amend that, though - I have some ideas I've wanted to make for a while now.
Might take requests sometime in the future... Although, I want to work on getting more consistent with my style first.
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>>426005772
>He wonders what they mean
IT MEANS GET THE FUCK OVER IT
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>>426005772
Happy Friday Taranzanon
Definitely feel that, Fridays-Sundays are the only time I can really sit down and draw I feel.
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>>426003869
>closeted homosexual
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>>426007035
>homosexual
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>>426007159
>
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>>426007035
There’s nothing funny about this queer zoomer humor.
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>>426008402
Shut up, we've had this same song and dance several times
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>>426008628
Then stop sending it.
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>>426008628
Doesn't that just mean it's a good song and dance since people keep requesting it
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>>426008962
No it's more like the song and dance you're forced to go through in 5th grade gym class for square dancing.
--- 426009354
>>426009210
Oh no.
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>>426009154
Schizo meme.
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>>426009567
What's schizo about baneposting?
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>>426008903
then stop bitching every time it's posted it's just a funny joke meme image
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>>426010529
NTA but it's about as funny as casuals making jokes about Kirby's cake being stolen leading him to fight eldritch gods like it happens in every game.
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>>426010691
okay? humor is subjective you know.
--- 426010832
>>426010768
Okay, then. Explain to me what you find funny about it.
--- 426010912
>>426010529
>funny joke
It's not funny because it's half-baked, what's the point if meta knight doesn't call himself a cocksucking faggot?
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>>426010832
it just is. the text accompanying the image is funny in how it's overblown and filled with seethe
--- 426011348
>>426010912
Agreed. A lot of these types of jokes focusing on Meta Knight forget to include that necessary straight, cut and dry edge that's in Meta Knight's character. They always make him too soft.
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>>426011348
The entire point is lampooning his straight, cut and dry edge
--- 426012175
>gets split in four
>all four kirbies as equally competent
>red, green and yellow disappear and never do anything of note after the amazing mirror
What the fuck is their problem? Bunch of lazy shits
--- 426012213
>>426012175
Oh right, it's the Amazing Mirror Anniversary isn't it?
--- 426012264
>>426012175
And that's why Meta Knight tried to take over
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>>426010768
>>426011078
I can tell from the way that you type along that you’re from Twitter or Tumblr. I’d bet that it was you who was asking why Meta Knight couldn’t be gay last way or the one talking to the barafag. Go back.
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>>426012175
You’re forgetting the fifth one as well who is even more incompetent it’s hilarious honestly
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>>425991437
>>425991493
>The point of Kirby is
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>>426013021
>shittalking skirby
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>>426016507
I wasn't aware skirby was part of the split from kirby
--- 426016759
>>426016507
It's true though...
>>426016660
He's the fifth Kirby introduced in Amazing Mirror. Use your head anon
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>>426016507
--- 426017854
skirby skirby skirby that's the name you should know
--- 426017884
Did i ask this already? I can't remember so what's your favorite kirbo design?
>Kirby
Bright pink with red feet
Muted pink with purple-ish feet
>Skirby
Light gray with dark gray feet
Dark gray with black feet
--- 426018606
You think the next 3D game will have four player co-op like RTDL and Star Allies?
--- 426018628
>>426017884
I like them equally
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>>426018606
I would hope so.
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>>426017884
>Kirby
Bright pink to sandy peach with red feet and soft blue eyes.
Shadow Kirby
Light gray to dusty silver with dark grey feet and purple OR grey eyes.
--- 426022961
psst hey kid, wanna see some autism?
https://www.deviantart.com/cookiecatgirl22
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>>426022961
Why don't you post something you like instead of something you don't?
This is nice bread, after all
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>>426023720
I want to but for some reason there's a range ban, but sometimes it randomly goes away when my net drops out and then I can post images then randomly the block comes back and only on /vg/ it's odd.
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>>426024864
Tanzania my beloved
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>>426024909
Have you tried not being a phoneposter
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>>426027218
not using my phone.
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>>426027070
He's petty neat i guess
--- 426030660
sectonia may come back to life
but mr. haltmann? he's suuuper dead
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>>426030660
Can't we just rebuild him?
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>>426031849
With what, a clockwork soul?
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>>426032075
Why would he need a soul? Those aren't useful for business.
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>>426033475
I like how this time of the week seems to be when all the spiderposters are here.
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>>426033697
Friday is designated spider day.
--- 426035906
pider
--- 426036063
If Taranza used swords would he use;
6 one handed swords
3 two handed swords
1 massive sword with 6 hands?
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>>426036063
30 one finger swords
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>>426034227
Favorite day of the week!
Having to get a post ready every Friday has actually made my weeks start to feel like they go by way faster... In that sense, I'm grateful for it.
--- 426039163
pfft spiders are okay I guess
A bee on the other hand though...
--- 426039918
>>426039163
Why not both?
--- 426042945
>>426039918
How do you think Taranza would feel if somehow both old and new Sectonia came back?
Poor boy would probably die of shock. Could you imagine the two Sectys teaming up to double down on the bullying?
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>>426043238
Why is blue sad?
--- 426043331
https://twitter.com/ichibanKUJI/status/1647072379825446912
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>>426043248
diabeetus.
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>>426043248
Dream Buffet had the ill luck to come out close to Splatoon 3
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>>426022961
>diaper
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>>426051634
Me too, little guy. Me too.
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>>426050490
don't post that shit here.
--- 426056287
>>426055124
Okay who the fuck gave the egg Egg Legg Privileges™?
--- 426056664
>>426056287
He got those himself by going to the gym and working out a lot. He never skipped leg day
--- 426059032
Why'd they make her so hot though?
--- 426064141
Are we dying bros....
--- 426064303
>>426043715
if tiff was older i’d ship these two, i liked their relationship in rbay
--- 426064905
>>426064141
man I just woke up
give us a bit
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>>426064905
stupid cute sleepy bois grr
--- 426069613
>>426069315
boys <3
--- 426071026
>thread is spiderposting
>go to sleep
>wake up
>thread is still spiderposting
You love to see it.
--- 426071252
>>426071026
I feel like we're the only ones left
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>>426071026
All the spiderposters (just me) woke up too
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>>426071026
>>426071292
fuck you I've been awake all goddamn night
--- 426076002
>>426071252
Don't be so dramatic, it's just a slow day.
--- 426076553
>>425990171
>texture and consistency of play-dough
Nigger that's the best part. Play-dough was the forbidden food of everyone's childhood
--- 426078039
>>426076553
Spic, that's the shittiest part. It might very well be your forbidden food, but not for me. Not everyone's a retard who puts random stuff in their mouths. I simply cannot enjoy the texture of clay that gets all sticky and overwhelmingly sweet.
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>>426076553
racial slurs are bad
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>>426078183
You’re on 4chan. Why are you even here? I keep on saying for you to run back to Twitter and to your bara lover that you report back to. Seriously, go back. Nobody wants you here.
--- 426080679
I love posting about Kirby in my Kirby thread
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>>426080376
rent free
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>>426081668
translation?
--- 426081869
>>426080679
That's very dangerou anon, please be careful
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>>426064303
Don't worry, anon. In a few years, she'll be legal, and it won't matter.
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>>426081283
Not really, you’re just very obviously a Twitterfag and don’t really belong here. Being bothered about a slur on this website shows that you should go back to your other sites.
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>>426083182
rent fucking free.
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>>426084723
You have five phrases at best and you’ve used all of them by now.
--- 426085549
kirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirbykirby
--- 426085947
>>426083182
>barabarabarabarabara
is there something you want to tell us, anon?
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>>426085549
>Anon found collapsed in front of his computer frothing out the mouth repeatedly saying Kirby
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>>426085947
Yeah, it’s gross and I’m tired of hearing about that barafag Dedede lover who someone here namedropped us to.
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>>426081734
I love this artist's metakirby artwork so I'd be give it a crack, probably not a 100% 1:1 though. Correct me if I'm wrong on any of these.
>Title: Meta Knight who says things like Spirited Away's Boh*
>Meta Knight: KIRBY, GIVE ME BACK MY MASK!!
>Kirby: AhhHaAhah~ Come and get it~!!
>Meta Knight: I'LL CRY!
>Kirby: HUAA!?
>Kirby: What's going on...Meta Knight said something really stupid suddenly and he's sounding like an idiot.
>Meta Knight: SHUT UP! I will cry! I'm going to cry!
>Kirby: Ehh....Even if you say it like Boh from Spirited Away...
>Meta Knight: I'll cry in front of everybody again...
>Meta Knight: And I won't care if I make you feel bad!!*
>Meta Knight Flash Back: Please...please I beg of you... Please stop it already.... Please stop this...
>Kirby: Wha....What is this kid saying...I'm starting to feel really bad for him.
>Kirby Parenthesis: (But, he's not giving back your mask though)
T/N: Now, in this comic it seems to be parodying a part of Spirited Away where the baby uses it's tears as a threat. As for the last statement Meta Knight is saying...I had a bit of trouble deducing it since it's using the particle for questions but it was clearly used in an exclamatory manner.
>>426084853
>Still giving it attention
Stop being retarded, holy shit. And stop bringing up twitter bara bullshit too, just ignore the post. Being obsessed with twitterfaggotry is just as bad as the people who're obsessed with chanfaggotry.
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>>426086158
>I’m tired of hearing about that barafag Dedede lover
Then stop bringing him up. Simple as.
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Ok but the Twitterfags have to go first.
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To be more specific, everyone I don't like are Twitterfags.
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To be even more specific, I am a Twitterfag but one of the good ones.
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And THIS, is to go further beyond specific!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>426088334
>>426088606
No the Twitterfags are the ones speaking in Twitter lingo (most but not all lowercase posters) and the ones who get pissy over slurs on 4chan or asking why MK can’t be gay.
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>>426088936
>who get pissy over slurs
It was one post in clear jest.
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Thoughts?
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>>426089478
None at all. Its just too accurate.
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>>426089478
I'd put Meta Knight a little higher than or equal to Kirby but other than that it's good.
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>>426080376
Just call them a nigger next time, geez.
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>>426080376
>a clear joke is enough to get you into a tizzy
Maybe YOU'RE the one who needs to go back.
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twitter and 4chan are two sides of the same coin. both are autistic. both hate each other. and both are way too easy to rile up. sad!
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>>426095646
good ol' internet tribalism
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>Susie taking Meta Knight on a date to the beach!
>Susie dragging Meta Knight along to a department store pick out a swim suit.
>Susie buying Meta Knight shaved ice
>Meta Knight building a sand Halberd
>Susie and Meta Knight playing volleyball
>Susie and Meta Knight going for a swim
>Susie using Meta Knight as a floaty
>Meta Knight putting Susie on her back, and skimming across the sea at high speeds with his wings
>Susie and Meta Knight walking to the hangar together after a long day of fun.
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>>426099385
God damnit I can't help but see MK as looking sad
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https://youtu.be/sj9iFVNRusA [Embed]
Wtf is this song
Why is Magolor just spurting random words
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Today is his 19th birthday kdg say something nice to him!
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>>426097637
>5 Haltmanns have been deposited into your account.
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>>426105869
While I like Kirby x Dedede, I wish I could find Shadow Kirby x Shadow Dedede content. It's an interesting dynamic that's not given a lot of spotlight.
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>>426097637
>>426097637
Meta Knight will not tolerate such lazy frivolities from that snooty bitch, for he longs only for the heat of battle.
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>>426104350
>random
It's absolutely not random, he calls out for kirby through the theme(like at 0:40 or 1:15) and you can hear say "help me" at 0:56, the rest are probably also his cries for help
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>>426104350
That's japanese, anon
Don't be so insensitive
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>>426107172
That's a bit of an exaggeration but I can definitely see Meta Knight unabashedly inserting some form of testing his abilities or training in each of their dates.
>Meta Knight tests his fine motor abilities and sharpens his mind by trying to build a replica of the Halberd, spending way too long on it and refusing to allow Susie to help him as it's his 'challenge to bare alone'
>Meta Knight and Susie decide to play volleyball but Meta Knight takes it as a challenge and takes the game way too seriously as if the fate of the world rests on him winning and to the point that the dents he makes every time Susie misses a shot (which is every shot) leaves glass.
>Susie and Meta Knight go for a swim but Susie is practically left floating alone as Meta Knight proceeds to make laps while doing strong butterfly strokes in the water. He allows Susie to rest on him only because his swimming accidentally caused a current to spin her around making her nauseous.
>Meta Knight, bless his heart, realizes that perhaps he's been a little neglecting and decides to spend some time with her. Of course, a chance to train is a chance to train and you never know where a dastardly foe may appear be it on land, sky, or even sea. Meta Knight decides to exercise his ability to move on water and has Susie on his back to both include and spend time with her but to also have some weight on his back for to make it a little harsher.
>Susie finds this fun.
>Both go home satisfied. Meta Knight for getting a good work out and Susie for getting to experience jet-skiing.
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>>426082227
How old is Tiff supposed to be?
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>>426109428
I've viewed her as 16 max.
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>>426104350
>>426108338
I've read a theory that around 0:15 you can hear a feminine voice, probably Lor Starcutter's AI, saying "Yonda?" (Did you call me?), implying Magolor's cries are actually transmitted to us by the ship.
--- 426112047
Who in Kirby works out
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>>426109428
>>426109530
^Yeah, this. Personally, I’ve always viewed Tiff as being a young teenager, around 13-14.
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I can't muster up the motivation to beat RTDLDX extra mode.
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>>426114886
Extra mode is such a drag. I wish they would’ve just replaced it with Magolor Epilogue in the remake.
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>Kirby! Dude. Seriously. Hurry up and finish your quest already.
>We'll yak it up another time, ya? Hee hee hee!
>Thank you yet again for all your help. And for being such a cool dude!
>My prices will be so fair they're practically a steal! No foolin'!
>Now we're talkin'!"
>Maaan, losing powers is no fun...
>Yes! Magolor’s almost back, baby!
>First I'll ram 'em, then I'll slam 'em. Hee hee hee...
>Fresh kebabs, comin’ right up! Hee hee.
>Just have to maintain a cannon-do attitude!
Dude, why the jew egg be talkin like this? Fr this kinda talk ain't what you expect from a smart wizard nigga like him
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>>426115418
He needs to have the smooth-talking down so he can get you to buy stuff from him and do his work for him, please understand
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>>426115418
He's trying to be marketable as best he can
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>>426115418
>First I'll ram 'em, then I'll slam 'em. Hee hee hee...
L-lewd...
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>>426114067
Smug dedede best dedede
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>>426114971
DINNER HOOH
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>>426115418
Its because in the japanese version he had a 'foreigner' accent that's hard/impossible to translate to english, so they just went with that.
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>>426117724
magolor is from fucking grove street now, he's going to start rolling with gangsters that's why he wears green now to represent the gang.
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>>426117724
I've always wondered what would be the best way to portray this in English derivative works such as fanfic.
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>>426117724
>hard/impossible to translate to english
You just have to make him sound like an ESL, it's not hard
>Hello saar Karbi, bloody bakchod bitch Landia damaged Lor Starcutter so I kindly ask you to do the needful and redeem energy spheres ok?
--- 426124057
Are the Haltmanns Human?
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>>426124057
>pure blue eyes with floating hands
obviously not.
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>>426124057
I like this artist a lot even though I dislike gijinkas. Their stuff is nice.
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>>426124057
>someone whose detached head is four times as wide as her waist and a literal egg
Probably not
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>>426124057
They're closer to ayy lmaos honestly
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>>426129494
I figure they are ayy lmaos, though isn't everything in Kirby an ayy lmao in a way?
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>>426130323
Yeah, but I'd argue the Haltmanns are the closest to the classic small gray ayy lmaos in the series
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>>426141681
That's a pretty nice sprite but the black sclera kind of confuses me-
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>>426141827
yeah that's more of a dark mind thing, dark matter has white.
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>>425982984
You're getting Kirby the insecure underdog from another world and you'll like it
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>>426106882
I could go on forever about Shadedede's dynamic with Skirby
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>>426124057
I don’t think they’re human, considering we’ve seen a human in the series and their design doesn’t reflect that. I would say if they’re human, they’re moreso evolved ones, I always considering the Haltmanns to be cyborgs.
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I am going to have sex with this Flamberge from Star Allies. I find the Flame Mage Sister in Kirby Star Allies sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Mage casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Flamberge. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flamberge.
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>>426146314
Wait until the end of the thread, you fucking tard.
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>>426119153
Indian Magolor would be hysterical
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>>426146314
die fetcher
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>>426149348
>What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoyf_uHqZNk [Embed]
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>>426150350
I love this animator so much
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>>426150350
>this what the Kirby clones are up to instead of saving the world
no Shadow in sight though. disappointing
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What are they discussing?
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>>426153460
Reparations in the form of shared technology
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That one tournament where Dedede had a shitload of robots
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>>426149348
I've never played morrowind but those dagoth ur AI shitpost videos are weirdly addicting to watch.
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>>426153460
Susie is trying to convince Dedede to lower the import fees for Haltmann Works specifically on Dreamland (She's offering him to include truckloads of ice cream with every import)
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>>426162598
>Marx not chewing on Kirby's DSi
unrealistic
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>>426157446
Is the Kirby Printer how Susie gets her borb replicas for the Stock Mecha Knights?
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>>426166839
The last time he did that Kirby sent him flying into another clockwork star.
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>>425865992
Why do they need to? They're perfectly fine platformers that would have been worse and easier if they controlled like Super Star. The games were designed around the controls. Something like Super Star requires a completely different approach or else it'll be way too easy.
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>>426153460
why does susie look so thick in this image........
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>>426180409
Laying on the side accentuates the hips
Doesn't seem to be much larger than her in-game size
--- 426183426
I has this really great dream where I went to see a Kirby movie in theatres, and for a moment when I woke up I thought it was real.
Don't exactly remember much about it, but I vividly recall at one point Magolor opened a portal to the multiverse and went to Kirby's Return to Dreamland Deluxe's universe to grab a sword. After that near the end when I was half awake it turned into a story about this dark kirby looking guy trying to bring parts of Kirby's world into his because he pretty much lived in hell where he had to fish 24/7 for his king. At one point he ate a bunch of blue Gem Apples, died, then came back to life because he had 29 extra lives, and that's about all I recall.
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Scrambled Magolor
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poke
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>>426183426
That certainly sounds like an interesting story for a Kirby movie.
Especially this part.
>dark kirby looking guy trying to bring parts of Kirby's world into his because he pretty much lived in hell where he had to fish 24/7 for his king
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>>426162598
>Bandana not only played through the entirety of Revenge of the King, he beat himself and his Majesty up and is now watching him walk away in defeat
What the hell is wrong with this character, is he just an asshole?
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>>426192605
>skirby is a fisherman for a living
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>>426183426
>dark kirby looking guy trying to bring parts of Kirby's world into his because he pretty much lived in hell where he had to fish 24/7 for his king
yeah, this is checking out.
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>>426198047
What type of bait do you have to use to catch Dark Mind?
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>>426196543
He’s a psychopath who likes to watch his king suffer.
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>>426201472
No wonder tumblrites like him.
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>>426204457
They like to emasculate the king and praise a non character instead. Horrible.
--- 426216478
Always remember to check the moon.
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>>425662726 (OP)
bros, where can i read all of this?
<---
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>>426220284
You don't have to be anywhere in particular to read, anon.
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>>426220284
only nerds read. i’m laughing at you.
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>>426223904
You had to read his post.
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>>426224362
text to speech numbnuts. i'm illiterate
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>>426220284
Not sure if there's an official compilation but mangadex, mangakalot and mangapark seem to have quite a bit just searching by "kirby"
Might want to use some in-between software like Tachiyomi to prevent your computer/phone from getting aids
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>>426150350
kek
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>>426220284
Oh, and there's also
https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Kirby_Manga_Mania
But I don't think it's a full compilation
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Has it's style ever been surpassed?
--- 426229903
There's a preview of Squeak Squad in Nintendo Power Volume 210 in /vr/'s Nintendo Power Storytime.
I'll just upload the page this time instead of cross-linking.
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>>426235849
>... ->
>ARE EITHER OF YOU GOING TO MAKE A WISH OR... ->
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>>426237601
>
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>>426238283
and thus, everyone morbed into borbs.
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>>426220284
In English? Impossible since nobody has ever bothered translating it, best you can go with is Kirby Manga Mania which is supposed to be compilation of best manga chapters
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>>426238415
the ultimate prank
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>>426241473
oh god I'm morbing RIGHT NOW.
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>>426229903
I wonder if people at the time freaked out over the Monster Transporter being there.
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>>426241473
Cute Skirb! Cute Skirb!
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>>426229671
I think I'm partial to the modern style, but I can't deny that NiDL had some flare to it
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>>426229671
Referring to NiDL specifically or the NiDL + Flagship games look?
I do think in many ways NiDL was a visual downgrade from Adventure, despite the updated graphical fidelity.
When the GBA artstyle isn't trying (and failing) to imitate a past game's visuals like NIDL is, it is overall very lovely and probably my favorite one of my favorite looks for Kirby, though I'm also partial to OG Super Star.
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>>426251892
Even looking now, I still get genuinely blown away by how beautiful the scenery looks in the original Adventure in comparison to the GBA game. For how simple the graphics are, HAL definitely made them go a long way with how they look especially in the later stages.
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What's next?
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>>426089478
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>>426257570
Wow Sailor Dee is pretty hardcore
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>>426257196
I should specify for the Kirby series in general
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>>426257794
Kirby goes to Italy.
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>>426257770
Makes you wonder how people tend to characterize the Sailor hat clad Waddle Dee.
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>>426257196
>>426257794
Kirby goes on a Pirate Adventure
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>>426258058
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>>426258262
so THAT'S what the one piece is, finally we now know.
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>>426257570
>Shadow Kirby near the top and not the right.
Who the fuck made this pussy ass wimpy ass shit?
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>>426261585
The actual Shadow Kirby, not /kdg/'s OC
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>>426261676
>actual Shadow Kirby
Stop ignoring that Fighters 2 didn't happen.
--- 426263661
>>426262864
I mean, you gotta admit that Skirby is way more exaggerated than Shadow Kirby, it's not wrong to call him more of a thread general oc.
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>>426262864
different kirbys
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>>426257570
>Sailor's position
Heh, nice.
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>>426270953
Sailor dee's a girl!?
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>>426271208
In this particular comic it would appear so.
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>>426271208
in whoever drew this' headcanon, at least
it would be hotter if they were a boy to be honest
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>>426271208
>>426271368
Now I'm imagining Sailor Dee as a magical girl
--- 426271610
why are these merry magoland missions such a nightmare
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>>426271531
well whaddaya know, it exists
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>>426271610
The N-Z, due to being descended from Dark Matter, can feed off of other beings' suffering.
Unlike pure Dark Matter, they cannot fully sustain themselves this way nor are they required to.
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>>426271208
Out of all the things in that image that's what shocks you?
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>>426273667
To me the whole thing would be much more tame if both dudes.
>The two being good friends as dudes makes it harder to imagine lewd things, compared to guy and girl which is just ship bait
>Poking his friend seems more casual then sexual
>Horny dude having a horny dream isn't too weird
--- 426275857
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby!
He's a loser you know!
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby!
He’s the worsts in the show!
He's got no brain to think! He's got maximum stink!
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby's a bum!
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>>426270953
You'd think Meta Knight's most loyal sailor would know it's called the Metatism Militarist Party
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>>426275156
>Horny dude having a horny dream isn't too weird
And a chick having one is?
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>>426277335
Well I know I have horny dreams.
I don't know any woman.
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>>426270953
>I could never show such weakness
What?
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>>426277464
He appears to be expressing confidence that he doesn't talk in his sleep.
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>>426277561
No I get that but how is that a weakness?
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>>426275156
Anon it would probably be just as sexual if they were both men. They're sharing a bed and Meta Knight calls Sailor "dear" only old married couples do that shit.
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>>426278194
You could reveal your deepest secrets while sleep talking and you'd never know it.
Until someone comes up to you and blackmails you about it.
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>>426278525
Gotta give it to the drawfag only a giga autist like Meta Knight would think of such a thing.
--- 426279029
You know what to do, /kdg/
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>>426279029
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>>426279029
>Oh shit I'm sorry
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>>426279029
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>>426277662
So which one’s the real Shadow Kirby?
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>>426279029
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e157Ner90 [Embed]
--- 426294631
>>426279029
Kirby walked on King Dedede drooling while eating! Silly Kirby!
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>>426271610
I feel you bro, I got the game on release did and only 100%ed my file last week, the missions took me forever to complete. Some of them were extremely aggravating.
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>>426303094
I love kirby's little dome house
it looks so cozy
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>>426306893
>Open drawer
>See Dark Matter glaring at you
Wyd?
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>>426307735
Move out
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>>426307735
Offer to be his friend.
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>>426307735
Close the drawer, turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>426313589
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>>426316431
Delete this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_GcBg84DW0 [Embed]
--- 426324006
I fucking did it bros
Also it's crazy how burning utterly shits on dedede in this game
--- 426331590
>>426330910
>Rule34
What...
--- 426331685
>>426330910
>Rule34.xxx
?
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>>426320702
>kirby using judgement
lel
--- 426342316
Kirby GDC talk got uploaded.
https://youtu.be/cWdt07ncRxU [Embed]
--- 426347357
Who in Dream Land works out
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>>426347357
Him and only him
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>>426335793
https://twitter.com/TheYisusOne/status/1647963170546278404?t=c52xstD-D3Mvh5iCOEnD3Q&s=19
--- 426353760
https://twitter.com/SaviTheGamer/status/1645094225141456899 a kirby fan presentation is coming in ten days
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>>426353760
So it's SAGE but for Kirby
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>>426355484
Seems like it, seems like a big thing for kirby to get its own sage type event even if its much smaller than sage
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>>426355586
The fact that they included a bullet point stating that no lewds are allowed makes me wonder what kind of submissions they thought they'd get
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>>426355669
Kirby H-game
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>>426355770
>no Meta Knight ero dating sim
it's over...
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>>426358632
>Meta Knight ero dating sim
God damn. I would strangle a homeless man to death for such a thing.
--- 426362291
>>426355586
Not to sound negative, but I feel like there's not a lot of Kirby related stuff to showcase. I know of the main fangames such as Kirby Gamble Galaxy Stories and Kirby and the Eternal Paradise, there's also that one Kirby OC fighting game but other than there's not particularly much that would be shown is there?
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>>426361068
>>426358632
So do you play as Meta Knight dating other Kirby characters, or do you play as other Kirby characters or (You) dating Meta Knight?
--- 426362598
>>426362291
Who knows, we could see some new reveals, there was also this thing from a few months ago https://twitter.com/MrFinkwell/status/1520962808040476672
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>>426361068
Do it now and your wish may come true!
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>>426362478
I think if the focus is on dating Meta Knight I think it would be best if you were able to play as another character. I feel if you were to go with such a route depending on the character the general theme, story, and interactions would differ drastically which some may not appeal to certain players. Like, if you play as Kirby your route would be very different in tone compared to if you played as someone like Magolor. Which, while fun, could be a little complicated. I definitely prefer this though. Alternatively you could have a self insert x Meta Knight dating game where you play as a semi-blank slate character who for some reason gets into a position that allows you to be in close proximity to Meta Knight. However, depending on how it's done it could be really awkward and disjointed in terms of story. If it's a complete H-game I think you could throw any consistency or story logic out the window though, Either way, there better be a unmasking scene.
--- 426363736
>>426363321
>Alternatively you could have a self insert x Meta Knight dating game where you play as a semi-blank slate character who for some reason gets into a position that allows you to be in close proximity to Meta Knight.
Waddle dee with a funny hat?
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>>426363736
Honestly... that works perfectly now that I think about it as sad as that sounds. You could probably use Sailor Waddle Dee if anything.
--- 426365006
>>426289636
This always gets me
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>>426289636
At least this image doesn’t insinuate Taranza is a virgin, that’d add more salt to the wound.
--- 426368072
https://youtu.be/HZGS0OTCNQg [Embed]
did you ever notice that some of the Fighters 2 songs have several Japanese vibes baked in, including Shadow Kirby's theme?
this definitely, 100%, implies that he's a massive weeb.
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>>426368072
You know, this just sounds right. I can see him being that.
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>>426368072
Why does he look so smug about it?
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>>426372338
He's convinced that Katanas are better than European swords and that Nippon steel is folded 36574 times over in order to cut through solid rock.
--- 426374814
Anyone here play Tetris 99? https://youtu.be/rl1FyCUI1Yc [Embed]
--- 426374923
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby-Kirby-Kirby
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby-Kirby-Kirby
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>>426368072
I don't think it counts as weaboo when kirby's world is already pretty japanesey
>ninja ability and ninja enemies like bio spark or waiu
>dedede wears an obi, and in smash we can see his beige undershirt is actually a kimono
>hammer kirby, rocky and moundo's headbands are twisted hachimaki
>beetle kirby's hat is pretty a kabuto helmet
>jukid
>jumper shoot
>pon & con
>kawasaki being named kawasaki
>fighter kirby is a fucking ryu reference
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>>426380468
>>426381135
cool borbs
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Any of you come across these animations before by chance? They're pretty charming honestly, reminds me of something you'd see in the mid 2010s https://youtu.be/ZtW3M907uf4 [Embed]
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>>426390708
Well now, this looks promising
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>>426368072
you're really projecting into this nothing character
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>>426395694
Anon he's clearly joking, and not in the way that twitterites "joke" over their favorite characters being paraplegic pierced transsexuals just like they are.
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>>426395886
who the fuck mentioned twitter
rent free lmao
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>>426396374
Hold your lmao, I was making a comparison between an "actual" joke about a particular character and a joke that's purely there to project onto said character. Chill.
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>>426396502
>im not mad, you're mad
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>>426396775
Where did I say, or even imply you were mad?
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Reminder to pull the stick out of your ass before coming here.
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Why'd he do it?
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>>426396835
Don’t try with them Anon, >>426396374
is a Twitterfag and probably friends with the barafucker.
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>>426398620
He couldn't see clearly. It lead to him being shortsighted of his goals.
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>>426398620
I'd say that desperation and pure hate can lead someone to do a lot of things, but I like the puns in this >>426400247 post better than that so I'll second it.
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Is this it? Do we have a dedicated shitposter now?
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Why I love Dedede so much:
**********WARNING, FANGIRL OVERLOAD HERE, BE CAREFUL!!!**********
Well, Because he is a Penguin, And my favorite animals are Penguins, So since he is a Penguin, I GO CRAZY FOR HIMMM!!!!! But thats not the only reason why I love him! There are more reasons!! A LOT I CANNOT EXPLAIN BECAUSE I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT EXPLAINING!!! But I'll tell you them anyway, I also love Dedede because He is very Silly & Clumsy, He always makes me giggle whenever he's being silly, & He always brings a smile to my face whenever I'm sad. Cause whenever I'm sad/angry I just look at a picture of Dedede, and he quickly makes me smile & feel all warm inside.. I actually have a lot in common with Dedede, We both like to eat a lot, We're both clumsy, and, We both HATE shots.. I used to like Kirby A LOT, But then one day, I just fell madly in love with Dedede, And now, He's my hero.. I still like Kirby, I'm just more interested in Dedede.. He makes me happy whenever I'm sad/angry. He's extremely special to me.. :heart: I love him MORE than anything else in the entire world!! :love: I don't care what the others say about him not being real, HE IS REAL TO ME.. I think Dedede is so cute that, HE IS 100% CUTER THAN REAL PENGUINS!! :squee: Cause I like Blue penguins with Big hammers instead of Boring Black & White penguins that don't have hammers.
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>>426400824
& Even if I stop loving him like a husband like I do right now, I will never stop being a fan of him.. He'll always be in an extra special place in my heart.. If you knew me IRL, I'd talk about Dedede around you, EVERY SINGLE DAY.. I never get sick of talking about him, I imagine about him all the time, I make songs about him, I don't get sick of looking at him, and I can't ever stop thinking about him!! :love: I LOVE HIM SO FREAKIN MUCH THAT I WISH HE WAS REAAAALLL!!!! I'd squeeze him to death and tell him I love him so much that I'd die for him!! Everytime I look at him, My heart pounds extremely hard, and then I get all crazy, excited, hyper over him, and then, I start squealing like Mouse and go "EEEEE!!! EEEEE!!! DEDEDEEEEE!!!!!! :love:" And then I feel like I'm blushing!! I even cry over him too, Sometimes I get sad about him, So I cry.. I even cried when I didn't had a Dedede plushie! But now I have one!! I don't think Dedede is a Bad guy at all! So if you say he is, Then you're wrong. He just only wants to kill Kirby because he was jealous that Kirby got more attention than he did.. But now he doesn't want to kill him anymore. Even if he is Selfish/Greedy/Mean, I still FREAKIN LOVE HIM TO DEATHHH!! He is my Hero & my Beloved.. I have 12 nicknames for him, But I don't think I should tell you.. Dedede will ALWAYS be my favorite King Penguin, AND NO OTHER KING/PENGUIN CAN TAKE HIS SPOT IN MY HEART!!!'''
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>>426400824
>FANGIRL
eww gross this is boys only club
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>>426400824
>>426400948
2006 called. It's quite pleased with your post.
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>>426400824
>>426400948
Leaked communications between the Dededefags
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>>426400824
>>426400948
While I do not prefer the use of Ado. I agee, he is very cute. Very tempted to post my own text wall of gushing I wrote a bit back
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Still working on that violin sketch. I really want to pull off the scene I have in my head but violin hand placement is the 7th layer of the hell that is drawing hands, with the added pain of dealing with Elfilis's nails. Good thing (or "too bad", not sure) I'm very stubborn and still want to see it through.
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>>426405741
I like to imagine that Elfilis willed himself into being difficult to draw just out of spite
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For those of you who bought it, do you believe RTDLDX was worth the buy?
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>>426419525
If you haven't played the original. Sure.
If you played the original a long time ago, I guess so.
If you've played it recently, not so much.
Epilogue is very cool but very short, I wouldn't think its great enough to justify buying the game again. Especially as you need to do the main game to unlock it.
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>>426419525
I bought it because I don’t have my wii anymore but to be honest, not sure. Magolor Epilogue is the standout addition to the game but it only takes 1-2 hours to complete, and Merry Magoland is just a minigame torture chamber, not sure if they justify the $60 price tag, I’d say maybe $50. Magolor Epilogue definitely should’ve been longer and imo replaced Extra Mode.
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Before looking at this image decide if you want to be top, bottom or middle.
Then look at the pic to see your fate....
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>>426425109
Topbros...
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>>426419016
How the hell did Necrodeus get there?
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What's he playing?
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>>426437376
Sandstorm
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>>426437376
that one riff from bad to the bone over and over again (he doesn't know how to play anything else)
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>>426437376
Crusade/reconquista-era songs about slaughtering the heathens
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My hero? CHADO.
Your hero? JOBS TO CHADO.
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>>426437376
How does he play the guitar with mittens on his hands?
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>>426454451
badly
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>>426454451
The real question is why do his mittens have a thumb when he has stubby hands?
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>>426459071
fuckin magic
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>>426459071
Mature kirbies grow a cute little stubby thumb
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>>426459071
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>>426471254
How does he manipulate it
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>>426473295
Maaaagiiiic
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>>426473295
Will power
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>Bandana Dee get no merch-
Kneel
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>>426479294
I'm not going to kneel for a cheap keychain.
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>>426479294
>spear cloth isn't yellow
Cringe
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>>426411081
He's genuinely the easiest Kirby character for me to draw, it's just hands as a whole are a primal evil for artists
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>>426419016
marx with hands
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>>426479294
>a cheap keychain
>not even the updated design proving they were working off an old reference;company can't even be bothered to update the character sheet
>next to elfilin who has visibly more quality woven into the plush
>next to elfilin in a symbolic 'passing of the torch'/'these are basically the same characters dynamic-wise'
Sorry Bandanabros, it's over for you.
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>>426485039
Holy mother of schizophrenic delusion.
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>>426487824
I think he’s joking, at least, I hope he is
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>>426479294
I really want that Elfilin keychain but importing from Japan is a mess and a half
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>>426479294
Bandana Dee gets merch all the time, what are you talking about
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I miss when this general was so active in February. I know RTDLDX only came out 2 months ago, but I really hope we get an actual new game soon.
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>>426505430
The thread went to shit when it became active. Its much more cozy now.
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>>426505645
Its a little too cozy. I keep getting worried I'll miss a bump and we'll die
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goodnight /kdg/
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>>426513658
Enjoy the nightmares!
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>>426516578
Enjoy the WHATS?
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>>426516643
Time to enjoy~
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>>426500612
post the pizza one
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>>426513658
People who draw Forgo with a head that isn't a solid 2 times the size of the rest of the body are cowards Cute art still
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>>426513658
Goodnight, anon...
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>>426528389
You guys DO go to the church of 'ranza every Friday right?
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Would you eat Kirby's buns?
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Live
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>>425969637
>features that set Bandana Waddle Dee apart from Waddle Dee
Bandana
>features that set Goombario apart from Goomba
Hat
Eyebrows
Eyes
Teeth
Color scheme
Blush
Head shape
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>>426559817
Goombario is an OG with responsibilities who doesn’t dicksuck Mario permanently unlike Bandana, and lives his life in a village with his own species to protect them after the adventure’s through. Again, unlike Bandana.
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I love Meta Knight. I would like to give him a big 'ol smooch.
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>>426559817
Oh it's ok, I'm just gonna tell him to grow a mouth
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>>426561427
There isn't a single unsmoochworthy Kirby character
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>>426509442
Really? We seem to be doing just fine in my opinion
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Do you think bandana dee still participates in megaton punch tournament?
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Even if dee being the only option for co op was dissapointing, I still think his role had somewhat of an upgrade from past games since he actually appeared in cutscenes and the main hub even outside of multiplayer
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Baking thread, ideas for next edition?
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>>426562949
This is what I imagine Dedede's father looks like.
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>>426565214
CHADby edition with BIG CHINNED kirby in the OP
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>>426565214
Bandanna Dee edition
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>>426565954
This
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>>426566124 →
>>426566124 →
>>426566124 →
>>426566124 →
>>426566124 →
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im tired and sleepy
imagine I posted a lewd spider
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Meta Knight working as a bunny host at a bar!
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>>426567309
I bet he likes to think no one recognizes him without the mask, but they all do.
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>>426567663
I oddly love that idea, even if on a twist where he isn't recognized which allows him to do more 'crude' things, for the sake of justice of course! Hell, maybe when people recognize him they just pretend they don't.
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>>426566973
That's really hot, anon!
Now imagine I posted some lewd question/headcanon about the spider related to the image you hypothetically posted.