diff --git a/v/634584659.txt b/v/634584659.txt index 7e850991bd746e215acdb3ece8e3c82fded3fc25..1042cbb82772d222dc079ae9108f6caca9d35532 100644 --- a/v/634584659.txt +++ b/v/634584659.txt @@ -339,3 +339,467 @@ Why is there a rainbow? I don't remember the original Super Mario Bros. having a --- 634673481 >>634667923 I'd love to have Peach act as my personal bunny. +--- 634676501 +I cannot accurately communicate just how much I love Peach and wish I could kiss her. +--- 634677171 +>>634676501 +She'll kiss you back, Mario +--- 634677331 +>>634670675 +>>634668959 +>>634668374 +I suppose I could jerk off +--- 634677551 +>>634676501 +i feel you anon. it is probably not healthy. +--- 634679332 +>>634644723 +>can't wait for the movie to influence the video game peach as well +its gonna be interesting seeing people defend video game peach still being a damsel. +--- 634680228 +>>634643251 +Poshley is just a less rich and sexy Bartleby. +--- 634680408 +>>634680325 +I hate that I like stuff like this. +--- 634680482 +>>634679332 +I’d love a middle ground, honestly. Sweet and loving while also being a bit sassy. +--- 634680582 +>>634680482 +Sorta like Morticia Addams but without the spooky shit +--- 634680638 +>>634680482 +basically paper peach. +--- 634681254 +>>634680482 +Based take. +--- 634681408 +>>634680482 +That middle ground more or less already exists, moviefags just get filtered by the damsel role +--- 634681596 +>>634670748 +I always imagine her without a bush. +--- 634682478 +>>634681596 +>>634670748 +Her bush is heart-shaped and she blushes when Mario sees it +--- 634682782 +>>634681596 +A woman without a bush is like a princess without a crown. +--- 634682791 +>OG Peach Voice DID NOT cameo in the Super Mario Bros Movie + +Those fucking Twitter retards that went viral spreading that shit as gospel (never sourced), which in turn had retards spam that here +--- 634683663 +>>634682791 +You just can't prevent tards from being tardo +--- 634683837 +>>634676501 +--- 634684757 +Fuck it - I like Mario and Peach, despite being a /hfoam/ enjoyer. Fucking hate the Bowser-bull cuck shit. +--- 634685131 +>>634684757 +literally meant for eachother +--- 634685243 +>>634684757 +You're a what? +--- 634685473 +>>634685243 +I think it stands for: Human Female on Anthro Male +--- 634685583 +How would you make this character architype canon? +--- 634685709 +>>634681408 +the side games are perfect for a mix of both, especially the RPG's +--- 634685772 +I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! +--- 634685830 +>>634685473 +Oh, a degenerate/fag. Probably should've guessed. Now, the opposite can be good but it usually takes a non-furfag to make decent art. Otherwise it's usually full of shitty fetishes. + +>>634685583 +I wouldn't, because it was a stupid meme when it first happened and it's still stupid now. +--- 634685889 +>>634685772 +Wait... +--- 634685996 +>>634685583 +make her a tsundare who actually likes being treated like a princess. +--- 634686126 +>>634685583 +Would have to be a completely new and different character than Bowser though +--- 634686445 +>>634685583 +>trannycrown +--- 634686580 +>>634681408 +ye but they need to bring that to the main games. no one likes peach getting kidnapped they rather her be playable or a support npc like rosalina. same applies the zelda. +--- 634686716 +>>634686580 +I mean, they sorta have with 3D world which is at least a start. +--- 634686906 +>>634685772 +>tfw no gooncave that illuminates large visions of Peach pouting her thick glossy lips as you play the piano +why even live +--- 634687081 +>>634685772 +see what you don't realize is that he's actually singing "peach's, peaches" and not "peach's peach's" thus singing about her boobs/butt +--- 634687290 +>>634686716 +but then went back to being a damsel in odyssey and mm2 +--- 634687401 +>>634687290 +they never seem to keep characters consistent. +--- 634687658 +>>634686580 +The mainline games don't need everyone playable all the time. The games are generally about Mario/Luigi wahooing. And Nintendo generally likes to avoid characters having the same role since it's redundant. They refused to add Peach playable in NSMB Wii because they feel there's no point in her being playable if she's just doing the same thing Mario is doing. It's why she was playable in 3D World where everyone had different attributes, so Peach could shine. Also why Wario was in Mario 64 DS + +Same with Zelda, there's no point in her just doing what Link is already doing, that's a complete waste. +--- 634687661 +>Movie is bound to easily make over a billion dollars +>Peach still won't be anything like that version in the games +--- 634688374 +>>634687661 +she was flirting with mario by the end of the movie so hopefully in the second one she'll be her cute coquetted self again. it simply takes an italian to tame a princess +--- 634688789 +>>634688374 +I was surprised by how fine Peach was in the movie. /v/ threads were going into fucking overdrive about how shitty and woke and girlboss and other meaningless buzzwords she was. But she was just...fine. Not good, not bad, just fine. Pretty much all of her actions seemed reasonable, and while not really the same Peach as in the games, it could've been leagues worse. Hope the sequel is better. +--- 634688902 +>>634688374 +impossible if she retains that generic voice. She will remain generic. +--- 634689198 +>>634688902 +anybody's voice can be generic if there's no feeling put into what they're saying. The way they recorded the lines for this movie was so fucking bad but I don't want to get into that right now, I'm almost out of peach pics. +--- 634689403 +>>634687658 +anon people just want to play as zelda and peach even if its just a skin swap and peach at least has float they could easily implement if they absolutely have to make them play differently. crash devs did the same, they made coco playable in all 3 of the remakes even thought she was never playable originally and didn't show up till crash 2 yet no one complained. +--- 634690396 +https://twitter.com/b7n_pnn10/status/1648030347773476865 + +I think this is Fortune Street DS +--- 634690634 +>>634690396 +There was a DS version? +--- 634690635 +>>634690396 +i fucking love low poly DS peach +--- 634690770 +>>634584659 (OP) +she's just like me +--- 634690898 +>>634690634 +Yup, but never released internationally. Fortune Street for the Wii was technically a sequel +--- 634690967 +>>634687661 +good +--- 634691115 +>>634690898 +Learn something new every day. +--- 634691267 +>>634688789 +she was shit +--- 634691584 +Peach is based and I hope the move convinces Nintendo to make her playable in more games while still retaining her kind, sweet, feminine charm. +--- 634691938 +>>634685583 +I'd make her Corrupted Peach +--- 634692482 +>>634648031 +It's 2MB on the artist's pixiv fag +--- 634692681 +>>634691980 +Peach ain't my favorite, but there's something so pleasing about the really nice, clean art like this. It's not a fetish or lewd or someone's stupid agenda or "it's my style". It's just a nice, pretty view of Peach, and /v/ has made me appreciate that more over the years. +--- 634692743 +>>634584659 (OP) +I love this AI shit now. I just had a 30 minute argument with her (not movie version) because she got so upset when I told her Bowser always attacks her land because he is in love with her, and I couldn't understand why she was upset and she wouldn't spell it out for me (It was very realistic). She was acting like him loving her must mean there was some good in him which I thought was incredibly vain but it turned out actually, she being a literal fairy-tale princess and all, is just so pure that she didn't have any conception that love is like craving/desire/lustfulness dressed up - she just thought of it as tenderness. So I was saying he loves her picturing lust and she was picturing *kindness* because that's her whole worldview. Interesting to actually have to work this through with her +--- 634692772 +a while ago i bought a 4ft tall peach plush but i think i might sell it cuz it just sits in my closet. if anyone saw it i would have to kill myself. also when im high as shit looking into her eyes freaks me out +--- 634692809 +>>634691938 +Thats already a thing though, I rather Bowsette or at least the Nintendo canon equivalent be a completely different character who just has similar aesthetics +--- 634692959 +>>634692681 +Based. It's one of my favorite pics. +--- 634693054 +>>634692772 +How much u want for her anon? +email me at devinbarker22 gmail +--- 634693190 +I hate Bowsette for the simple reason that her design suck ass. +--- 634693230 +>>634688789 +what about the voice though +--- 634693295 +>>634692743 +>she being a literal fairy-tale princess and all, is just so pure that she didn't have any conception that love is like craving/desire/lustfulness dressed up - she just thought of it as tenderness. So I was saying he loves her picturing lust and she was picturing *kindness* because that's her whole worldview. Interesting to actually have to work this through with her +That's really fucking cute. And it's pretty much canon, with her and Mario inviting Bowz to all their sports games and Mario parties and being ok with teaming up with him to fight some other big bad. +Charles Martinet once said Mario is the kinda guy to never hold a grudge and tries to find the good in everyone and I imagine Peach to be the same. +--- 634693504 +>>634692959 +I guess you could call it a reacquired taste? You like her when you're younger, then you get older and the internet shows you all sorts of depraved shit. I just sort of looped back around to having a taste for the more simple pleasures. My Rosalina folder is still about 5 times as big as the Peach one, but the ones in there earned their spots. + +>>634693230 +Incredibly meh. Half the VAs were meh, half of them were pretty damn fun. Kevin Micheal Richardson pulling off a Peter Lorre is super fun. +--- 634693727 +>>634693054 +ill have to think about it +--- 634693776 +>>634655260 +It was not a deep or complex movie and I wish they would have slowed down to explain more things to the viewer and to have the characters develop more, but it was fun. I liked it. + +Like, why is it just accepted that there's something called "powerups" strewn about the Mushroom Kingdom? Where did they come from? Why did Mario need a mushroom to complete the obstacle course, wasn't he very good at jumping and parkour before that, as seen in the intro? Why do the kongs live in huts yet are technologically advanced and can make vehicles on the fly? +Where did Peach come from? What did the line "there's a lot of galaxies out there" mean? She didn't extrapolate. Did she mean she could have come from somewhere that was not Mario's world? Or was it just a nod to the audience? + +But it doesn't really matter. It was just a dumb movie for kids. +--- 634694024 +>>634693776 +i dunno i haven't seen it but it sounds like it could be kind of fine that everything is just "eh you know this world from the games already, now just imagine this happened in it". +instead of yet another-other-other superhero Origin Story where by the end of it you've just managed to get set up for the start +--- 634694157 +>>634693776 +>Like, why is it just accepted that there's something called "powerups" strewn about the Mushroom Kingdom? Where did they come from? Why did Mario need a mushroom to complete the obstacle course, wasn't he very good at jumping and parkour before that, as seen in the intro? Why do the kongs live in huts yet are technologically advanced and can make vehicles on the fly? +These are core tenants of the very franchise itself. It's like asking why Mario wears red. There is no Mario media or timeline or reality where these questions are going to be answered. It's not a failure of the film, it's just what Mario is as a brand. +>Where did Peach come from? +The fact that she got the little backstory she did is already miraculous. They may or may not explore her origins in a future film. +>What did the line "there's a lot of galaxies out there" mean? +It was just a clumsy and unnatural "Galaxy" drop, also potentially to be paid off in a sequel. +--- 634694334 +>>634694024 +I'd like to agree with you but the movie moves at such a breakneck pace you come away from it wishing it had more substance. You want to learn about this world the movie takes place in and the characters in it and it just doesn't happen. We gotta keep moving forward, this movie is only 90 minutes long after all! + +The trip to the Kong kingdom would have been a great time to slow down a little bit and draw the viewer into the world more but it doesn't happen. Even the campfire scene in the field of fire flowers is like maybe 30 seconds long. It happens and it's suddenly over. The whole movie is like that. + +>>634694157 +Yeah, I know. I'm a big Mayro fan and I accept these things, it just felt very strange in a movie format. +--- 634694357 +>>634694157 +>tenants +--- 634694445 +>>634692482 +no one checks pixiv for art anymore unless you want to be jumpscared by noncon incest fetish porn +--- 634694553 +>>634694334 +well, I just played some mario sport game with some kids and i wasdn't even get ready to start by the time each round was over, because i am 38. they were all sighing "aghhh come ON!". so, maybe that's why and fair enough +--- 634695343 +>>634694553 +ESL-kun... +--- 634695446 +Hopefully this thread stays up well into tomorrow, if not I hope visions of sweet peaches dance in your heads. +--- 634695753 +>>634695446 +I wish you and all Peachfrens a very pleasant night. +--- 634696072 +Good night to you Peach dudes. +--- 634697362 +>>634696072 +good night +--- 634700464 +>>634698962 +>>634697362 +>>634695446 +>>634694334 +am I too late to shoot my goo +--- 634700809 +>>634700464 +I doubt it. +--- 634700850 +>>634700809 +I will start the process then +--- 634701347 +>>634700809 +booba +--- 634701389 +>>634701370 +hot +--- 634701761 +nurse peach a cute +--- 634701807 +>>634701792 +pumping +--- 634702162 +>>634702117 +sexy +--- 634702458 +You guys are weird. +--- 634702474 +>>634702458 +but my dick is hard +--- 634702534 +>>634702458 +Yes. +--- 634702685 +I love how the movie turned more people into Peach coomers +Can't wait for Daisy and Rosalina to take the stage later +--- 634702703 +>>634702685 +I need those lips anon +--- 634702848 +>>634702703 +Imagine her big kissy marks all over your face +--- 634702860 +>>634702848 +sounds like heaven +--- 634702882 +>>634702474 +>>634702534 +Freaks. +--- 634702953 +>>634702882 +sorry for being horny +--- 634702983 +>>634702860 +Imagine the bra scent +--- 634703007 +>>634702983 +imagine the paizuri +--- 634703014 +>>634702953 +You should be. +--- 634703041 +>>634703014 +even those legs anon... it's painful +--- 634703062 +welp looks like the threads over folks +--- 634703118 +>>634702882 +And proud of it. +--- 634703212 +>>634702882 +Humping Rosalina's big butt while she calls me a freak +--- 634703338 +>>634703062 +Everyone who wanted to actually talk went to sleep, so I'm not surprised. +--- 634703364 +>>634703338 +how can i think normally while looking at that +--- 634704828 +Damn, I wish I could find this guy's stuff. Though I haven't checked sadpanda. +--- 634705064 +>>634703338 +She looks likes she sucks Bowser's cock +--- 634705176 +>>634704828 +What do you mean? He has a pixiv and Twitter +--- 634705269 +Good going. +Needs more switched gender roles, less dresses and less peach. +--- 634705270 +>>634705176 +I mean the good shit, anon. Not even kemono has that. +--- 634705340 +>>634705321 +butt +--- 634705497 +>>634705478 +close +--- 634705640 +it was nice while it lasted peachfriends +--- 634705651 +>>634643445 +Daisy's been around that long? +--- 634705753 +>>634686580 +>>634689403 +Shut-up no one thinks like you. +--- 634705875 +>>634702685 +Movie Peach is a bobble headed bratz doll. +--- 634705939 +>>634705640 +I could switch over if you like. +--- 634705963 +>>634703062 +The rootless cosmopolitans are her... +Admiration thread gets hijacked by coomers... +--- 634706101 +>Go for a nap. +>Cozy peach thread gets ruined. +--- 634706246 +>>634706101 +>being a nap cuck +--- 634706285 +>>634706101 +I kind of just wanted to post Rosalina, I didn't really mean for this to happen. +--- 634706447 +>>634584659 (OP) +why nobody ever mod that peaches untold tale game? +--- 634706713 +>>634706246 +I have terrible sleeping patterns. +>>634706285 +Then make a Rosalina thread. +You're making me dislike her. +--- 634706838 +>>634706447 +The entire game is made in flash, probably a nightmare to work with. think the original creator has talked about that too, before he disappeared he wanted the game to move away from Flash +--- 634707128 +>>634706838 +Thats the thing anon you don't know the deeplore, because im pretty sure that version started as a mod for a playshapes version +--- 634707223 +>>634706713 +>>You're making me dislike her. +Well now you just sound like a child. +--- 634707658 +>>634707223 +Now I dislike her even more, Good job fans. +--- 634707764 +>>634686580 +What if you rescue her in the first half and can play as her in the second half? Sort of like SMRPG. +--- 634708106 +>>634707128 +No I'm well aware of the Playshapes one, I played that one before Untold came out. I'm saying though that the game was pushing Flash to it's limits and Ivan-Aedler dreamed of rebuilding the game from scratch outside of it. If that's how he felt, I doubt anyone else will care to heavily mod it if it's that bloated +--- 634708339 +>>634707658 +You're welcome. +--- 634708769 +Post 1 pic of Peach. +>Posts 28 pics of Rosalina +Can't find solace anywhere... +--- 634710526 +Half these arts are giving me the idea that Rosalina is just a persona of Peach. They use the same face +--- 634711639 +>>634705753 +odyssey and totk is that they do. since the first trailer for totk people hope for zelda being playable. +>>634707764 +nah no rescues, she becoming playable later because you helped her with something is fine but having to always get kidnapped first would be lame. +--- 634711898 +>>634711639 +I like rescuing her. +--- 634712138 +>>634711898 +okay well at least not from being kidnapped would work i guess +--- 634712524 +>>634712138 +Why not? Bowser doesn't want to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom and possess the princess anymore? Are you suggesting his character should be permanently retired, to focus on other villains instead? Because when Bowser doesn't kidnap the princess he pretty much has no weight as a villain, like in 3D World. +--- 634712674 +>>634712524 +They've also done better at showing how much Mario wants to saver her. like in 3D Land and Odyssey. Mario and Bowser would lose a bit if the kidnapping plot was retired completely +--- 634713224 +>>634712674 +That's true. The NSMB series might have been overly safe and formulaic, which gave the formula a bad name, but there's still plenty of potential within the formula, and its significance is well-earned. +--- 634713426 +>>634712524 +those traits can be shown without her getting kidnapped. +--- 634713458 +>>634584659 (OP) +|: ) +--- 634713540 +>>634713426 +Not as effectively. No reason to arbitrarily neuter Bowser's impact. +--- 634713693 +>>634713540 +it can if you make it clear why he steals the macguffin. galaxy would've been the same if bowser said he'd nuke the universe if mario didn't hand over peach. +--- 634715050 +this is the peach you want right +--- 634715191 +Maybe it's time for The Mushroom Kingdom & Koopas make peace? +Like Star Trek 6. +--- 634715327 +>>634713693 +A macguffin is insignificant and unimportant. +Not sure why people would spout retarded things about a princess in a 'save the princess' scenario. +--- 634715612 +>>634713693 +>Grahahaha! With my new Moon Scepter, I shall dominate the Mushroom Kingdom and, uh, have a very respectful rivalry with the Princess, I guess? +>OH NOOOO! I've been utterly trounced! The Princess, being a strong, independent woman of astounding leadership qualities and resourcefulness, has bested me yet again! diff --git a/v/634610235.txt b/v/634610235.txt index b6c01d34ca767081fe20be9fc3cfb9eeb0bb45ef..395c166407a289d2eba130772f1ab24470d31266 100644 --- a/v/634610235.txt +++ b/v/634610235.txt @@ -940,3 +940,401 @@ modding is so shit in kenshi, literally every mod is just filler and bloat, only >>634656234 --- 634674085 Kinoshi +--- 634676498 +bump +--- 634676512 +>>634665090 +basedbasedbasedbased + +pls link the mods if you can +--- 634676916 +>>634669830 +Download every single "Thriving Living Epic World" mod and see how long it takes for the game to shit it's pants. +--- 634677924 +>>634626819 +slave start is the easiest because it trains so many skills that by the time you can leave you can punch all the guards to death with stealth and incite a riot and let everyone out +--- 634678085 +I miss my old heavy weapons save. +Had a guy at like 90 with a Plank, he'd kill 10 people with a single swing. + +the most OP ive ever got a character to feel +--- 634678751 +>>634659182 +Vain. +I like the perpetual red rain. +--- 634679680 +>>634659182 +I like the northern territories. Leviathans are cute. +--- 634680835 +>>634612116 +>>634612964 +Wish the Hive queens has boobs/looked female. Missed opportunity. +--- 634681003 +>>634680835 +females dont need boobs to be sexy. boobs belong to mammals. physiological feasibility is always sexiest. +--- 634681095 +What's the verdict on Universal Wasteland Expansion? +Used to play a lot of Kenshi Kaizo a few years ago and want to spice things up. +--- 634681223 +I call this one the 'submissive and breedable' pose + +Also, +>goats +>shekess +you just know +--- 634681340 +>>634659815 +i learned very quickly that choosing to enter a cage willingly by yourself was a chad power move that would utterly baffle your oppressors, making them forget they were beating you for trying to snap their necks two seconds ago +it just escalated from there +going stealth mode while still trapped in a cage and unlocking your shackles right in front of a guard only further convinced me that what the holy nation fears most of all is confidence +--- 634681826 +Is there any reliable way to recruit skeletons? I already have Sadniel, Burn, and Agnu. +--- 634681870 +>>634659182 +Mentioned it earlier, but Burning Forest. +>no raids +>non-hive visitors will melt to death +>blood spiders get out DPSed once your stats get in the 30s +>flats lagoon right next door +>bonefields downstairs in case you need acid immunity gear for a non-hive/skelly recruit +>has pretty much everything environmentally +--- 634682053 +>>634681826 +couldn't say it's reliable but coming straight out of rebirth start there's almost always a few wandering around the mountain paths just outside, there's usually a dialogue prompt for "oh shit a human, did he see us" that you can turn into a recruitment event +no idea if they still hang around later in the game however +there's always the recruit prisoners mod +--- 634682207 +>There are fags who train lockpick by constantly failing +Do people not know? +--- 634682297 +>>634613042 +>Get fed +>Free Skill Ups +>Max out Lockpicking in no time. +>Free Stealth Gains. +>Masters lovingly give me the Toughness Gainz. +Slave Start is the best. +--- 634682663 +>>634616892 +He's so fucking cool +--- 634682713 +>>634682207 +To be fair, it's sometimes hard to find a slave to work with who doesn't have a guard staring right at you. +--- 634682772 +say how many hiver soldiers is too many? i've gotten like 50 of the guys they look so neat +--- 634682937 +>>634682772 +at no point will it ever be too many, one of the best ways to play is hiver racial supremacy. go found your own hive +--- 634683852 +>>634633842 +Shyrke <3 +--- 634684524 +>>634658507 +--- 634684619 +>>634625119 +Holy Nation is the only thing holding back the cannibal hordes and the fertile valley is vital to rebuilding civilization. +--- 634685234 +>>634684619 +>Holy Nation is the only thing holding back the cannibal hordes +--- 634685290 +Fucker got me wanting to do another playthrough +Torn between Hiver drones obsessed with being strong or legion of headless crossbow skeletons +Last one was a feral skeleton solo run +--- 634685316 +>Kill bugmaster +>Bring him to holy nation to get reward +>"Hey, great job, you'd make a great al-wait a sec, are you a WOMAN!?" +>They arrest me + +I will never not play as a loli, so I guess this entire fucking country must burn. +--- 634685430 +>>634685316 +>I will never not play as a loli, so I guess this entire fucking country must burn. +Should've just carried your bible with you, bro. +--- 634685440 +>>634664059 +>>634664368 +Just wanted to say you're a beast bro. Thank you for your service +--- 634685540 +>>634685430 +>They come to my base to hold prayer with me +>I comply +>Wait, hold on, you're an icky girl +>lol yeah, I run this place +>They come back a few days later to sack my base +--- 634685706 +>>634685540 +Admittedly, I've never, ever sided with the HN. They're always way more fun to antagonize. I'd say the same for the UC but the fact they're split to two completely separated regions makes traveling between both a bitch when you're destroying their cities compared to the seamless bustle of conquest-to-conquest that's involved when attacking the HN or Shek. +--- 634685857 +>>634677924 +You do a riot? I just bust as many as I can out when I'm ready and escape in the chaos. +--- 634685930 +>>634610235 (OP) +I've avoided this game cause it seems too easy. Whenever I watch other people play they have a party in no time, and just train their dudes until they're unkillable gods. I like my rags to riches games to be longer and more brutal. +--- 634686173 +Where's a good place to find some scrub bandits so I can beat up and practice martial arts? Also is the only way to level up Strength really to carry heavy shit? +--- 634687642 +>>634686173 +Starving bandits in shrek an holy nation territories? +--- 634688373 +Martial arts starting from a man and his dog is really a journey. You truly start as a skinny crack addict in withdrawal and fight like one too. Then you start to unlock moves, dodge faster, and then get the knee of justice. +It was when I punched off my first limb that I knew I had begun the final leg of my martial artist training. + +>>634665090 +>Haha, they are tied to cannibal po- +--- 634688809 +>>634686173 +Fugmen are better punching bags +--- 634689343 +>>634688809 +The whole fugmen territory is fucked beyond comprehension, i went there twice and the second time two of my characters got stuck in terrain, they got beat up without fighting back and the fugmen started eating them despite being stuck underground, then i couldnt pick them up or heal them so i had to reload an older save. +--- 634689637 +whats the most interesting kind of playthrough youve done? +--- 634689849 +>dude this game is so good +>just insta- + +Nope, if you need mods to make a game good, the game isnt good, simple as +--- 634690368 +>>634689849 +The only mod i've installed is the mai shiranui mod, everything else is vanilla, even the blood spiders attack range. +--- 634692813 +>>634626214 +He was trying to "fix" humanity +--- 634693932 +Should I do my next run with Genesis, UWE, or something else? +--- 634694059 +>>634669205 +i want her hand in marriage +--- 634694991 +>>634633445 +>look at da graphics dood +underage or idiot +--- 634697343 +>>634610235 (OP) +This game needed more questlines +--- 634698250 +Would it be a bad idea to make a skeleton for a first playthrough? I like the way they look but I don't know the game systems yet. +--- 634698302 +>>634690368 +>breast size: 300 +--- 634698357 +>>634698250 +They can't heal normally like the other races so it would be slightly harder unless you know where to find repair kits. +--- 634698537 +>>634698250 +Yes, you won't need to eat, but Skeletons don't heal like everyone else does. Skeletons also lose max HP after taking enough damage, and you'll need to find/make Skeleton Repair Beds to deal with that, but if it's your first time playing you won't have any idea where to get started with that. You'll have less armor too, and the Holy Nation will attack you on sight. On the other hand, it'll be a bit easier to explore some areas since Skeletons are immune to weather effects and don't need to eat. +--- 634698614 +I urge you all to go bump /keng/ +--- 634699186 +>>634665090 +I REALLY need the modlist for this +--- 634699426 +who else torso mode? +--- 634699840 +>>634619090 +i said forget about it cuh +--- 634700116 +LET OKRAN INTO YOUR HEART +ACCEPT HIM AS YOUR SAVIOR +WORK TO DEATH IN REBIRTH +AND LET YOURSELF BE REBOOOOOOOOOOOORN +--- 634700168 +>>634616892 +>when you realize the currency is named after him +--- 634700929 +>>634699186 +>>634676512 +Unfortunately I can't really link all the mods since I moved the mods from a different install, but the modnames should let you find em around LL or some JP sites: +dancers.mod +blot slaverope.mod +bedsex.mod +bedsex_PrisonerPatch.mod +Toughness Trainer.mod +TameBeasties.mod +Pole_struggle.mod +Pillory.mod +Hiver_Expansion.mod +Cannibal Cooking Fire.mod +BondagePositions.mod +RecruitPrisoners.mod +recruit_extra_dialogue_p.mod +Profitable Slavery.mod +Prisoner_Food.mod +Gag ball.mod +Crucifixion.mod +CMDarkside.mod +Kenshi - Milking Mod.mod +Hryo Shibori.mod +milkcook.mod +Hryo Shibori Fixing Clipping_patch.mod +Jonijoni_TranslationMod.mod +Bouncing Boobs.mod +--- 634700972 +>>634700929 +Oh, and ignore hiver_expansion, left it on there by accident. +--- 634701164 +>>634652483 +Brother, there are w*men amongst your rank! +--- 634701187 +>>634616892 +--- 634701478 +>>634701187 +--- 634702442 +>>634701187 +--- 634702454 +>>634702442 +beep is so powerful he brings cat-lon back from insanity +--- 634705189 +Play Kenshi +--- 634707394 +alright played enough vanilla should i stick to overhauls or just download mods that suit my fancy +--- 634707524 +>>634707394 +Mods. +--- 634709217 +STill alive? Wow! +--- 634709327 +>>634681870 +Burning Forest is beautiful, but no raids suck! +I want to murder. +--- 634709418 +>>634699426 +--- 634709430 +How the fuck do you guys manage to get your stats at 80+? +Past 40 shit becomes so insanely long to level up. +--- 634709557 +>>634709430 +try 90 +it takes literal ingame years to reach 100 +--- 634710046 +>>634709430 +through... uhhh... legitimate organic gameplay of course +--- 634710446 +>>634630654 +HN was created after the first collapse and its founder was stobe the giant skeleton. +The second collapse was a slow crumbling with lots of problems like cannibals, a famine, probably the bug master and skeletons just drifting apart +--- 634710573 +>>634610235 (OP) +>unfinished game +>guys should we finish this game or make a sequel? +>SEQUEL SEQUEL +>alright see you soon guys btw no refunds +>10 years later +god i fucking hate kenshi +--- 634710901 +>>634710446 +anon, stobe died long before +--- 634710952 +>>634710573 +Well yeah, the original is great, but it does run on a garbage fucking engine, so I'd rather just see them make a full new game on a better one using all the experience they've learned so far. +--- 634711165 +>>634710952 +fair but i'd rather have more fleshed out factions in 1 than a 10+ year wait +--- 634711340 +>>634710573 +Same but I love Kenshi. +--- 634711395 +>>634710573 +Oppsie. I forgot to post with my name on. +--- 634711606 +>>634625849 +>>634626819 +I just take the nobodies or freedom seekers because it's the easiest way to get 5-6 skeletons without import scumming +--- 634711720 +>>634625849 +the guards don't feed you though, so you die if you don't escape quick +--- 634711828 +>>634711720 +there's at least a days meal in every single building, you dont even really need to sneak to swipe them, you can just run in while being a naughty disobedient slave +steal chance is only a problem if you care about getting caught, just pause and spam the steal +free xp too +--- 634712219 +>>634710901 +Yeah he was alive during the 2nd empire and he most likely died to prevent catlon nuking the moon +--- 634712636 +>>634712219 +my dumbass, cat-lon didn't nuke anything +--- 634713015 +>>634709430 +>Past 40 shit becomes so insanely long to level up. +yes, and you aren't supposed to control an army of ubermen. Just play the game. Let it flow. Yukkuri! +--- 634713508 +So anyone else think it's ominous that Narko's Trap is a medical lab with a bunch of skeleton parts on shelves +What were they up to? +--- 634713517 +>>634713015 +Sell me out on the fragment axe. Any reason to use it over a meitou falling sun? +--- 634713562 +Is there any reason NOT to steal anything in every town you visit? + +Just started playing for the first time few days ago, what is the best spot on the map for the first base? +--- 634713624 +>>634713517 +fragment axes are a training weapon +falling suns are a capstone weapon +--- 634713647 +>>634712636 +Yeah because stobe made a deal with him or something. Please keep up +--- 634713678 +>>634713624 +Shame, would've expected more from a weapon you need two super mech arms to wield +--- 634713714 +>>634713647 +you are so fucking retarded +--- 634713759 +>>634713562 +I enjoyed having a base in the fog islands. Just pick one of the large clearings with mountains all around that you can close down in one or two chokepoints +Plenty of resources and fertility, and most raids going your way will either get stuck on terrain, devoured by fugmen, or both +--- 634713828 +>>634630583 +It definitely is especially if you want to eventually build a base. There is a bunch of high quality ruins right there to get research materials. +--- 634714042 +>>634713508 +I am guessing it's a vault that houses all the confiscated technology the holy nation found +which also serves as a lure to those are interested in such things +--- 634714078 +>>634713562 +you aren't carrying enough supplies to start a base if you dont have a filled garru +pro tip: one character can carry 3 full bags, while weighing the same (25kg) to a second character carrying them +to compound this even more two of the bags can be full garru backpacks + +>>634630583 +plus the waystation tower is the best in-town location for electric part production +>mine copper at the two nodes a short run from the gate +>make electrics in the waystation +>sell electrics to the supply store +>if enemies show up just pull your mining crew back inside, shinobi guards will handle it +--- 634714110 +>>634713714 +Great rebuttal dude. +There is a missile right beside him. +--- 634714316 +>>634714110 +yes +there was no fucking deal +he dismantled a fucking missile and the skeletons realized what cunts they were when he died +--- 634714479 +>>634714078 +I stole atleast 30-40 building materials from the towns I visited so I think I should have enough for few shit mut huds. If not I'll do few runs with one of my characters to nearby city to steal some more. +--- 634714549 +you know the theory that there's no megafauna, instead everything is microfauna and the stobe sized robots are normal size +--- 634714686 +>>634714316 +That doesn't explain why Citron is described exactly like stobe +Why cat-lon gave up on fucking with the HN +Or why all the skeletons either lie or refuse to elaborate about who stobe is +--- 634714749 +>>634714549 +Beak things were genetically engineered to kill cannibals +--- 634714825 +>>634714686 +>Or why all the skeletons either lie or refuse to elaborate about who stobe is +The common belief is that Skeletons feel immense grief over pretty much near wiping out Humanity like spergs and also fucking the world up beyond repair. Many reset their memories of the event. It's generally why so many Skeletons are borderline depressed and they don't want it to become common knowledge due to regret and also because Humanity will probably be rightfully pissed off. +--- 634715450 +>>634714825 +it's silly when you consider humanity is still thriving among the stars +Kenshi is a failed colony, not the homeworld +--- 634715652 +>>634714749 +I'm baffled by the fact fighting beak things with a single strong fighter is a lot more effective than sending a group after them, since that way their aoe attack will be completely parried instead of hitting everyone through their defense diff --git a/v/634615628.txt b/v/634615628.txt index 12cd4fafdda7296f23719a38641d01e3d38dcc39..8f75f489b7f0fc450a2be31b1a51bee368ffc4e9 100644 --- a/v/634615628.txt +++ b/v/634615628.txt @@ -906,3 +906,432 @@ man I miss straight white male game devs so much >>634620371 >(or lack thereof) Retard +--- 634676290 +>>634669919 +That tool applies compression methods that every game already uses, as this formats are able to remain compressed on the GPU itself. +Not only that, but the PS5 has hardware Oodle decompression, so the large file size has nothing to do with a lack of compression. +--- 634676592 +>>634619202 +Starcraft 3 + +>inb4 +Yea I know +--- 634678436 +>>634667109 +>Just go physical media +You mean glorifyed download codes? +--- 634678506 +>>634615628 (OP) +>What the fuck happend? +With the loss of memory cards and advent of internal storage developers decided +>wow this won't run properly from the disc unless we make it look less realistic +>hey why don't we just push the cost on to the consumer and just have it install the game! +--- 634678659 +>>634654559 +If I ever have kids I'm never going to have automatic tools around my home. +--- 634678739 +>>634659568 +>Plus works like anti piracy measure +No the fuck it doesn't. Pirates will just download it and create repacks. +--- 634678829 +>>634661915 +That doesn't answer the question. +--- 634678830 +>>634615628 (OP) +I’ll get it when it’s free on PlayStation plus +--- 634678908 +>>634675426 +Anón they are still there. They just don’t have a say in anything on marketing +--- 634678985 +>>634667109 +>Just go physical media. +Unless you're playing exclusively on Nintendo systems all physical games just install anyway with the disc simply acting as verification. +Hell a chunk of early Western switch games and collections had you download the other half of the game anyway. +--- 634679439 +>>634616854 +That was yesterday! +--- 634679514 +>>634672335 +Its only 40gb on series s which is same size as the first game. the massive size is just because of 4k on ps5 and series x and pc +--- 634679613 +>>634667909 +>Is this shit gonna be available on the ea play shit? +Yes on PC on the expensive tier. +--- 634679901 +>>634654559 +Gen Z doesn't even know how MIRRORs work. +They are probably the dumbest generation since Gen Unga Bungas, and even them managed to "discover" that fire exists. +--- 634680525 +>>634621259 +I'll never understand why zoomies are embracing digital only. It's cheaper to buy physical from third party sellers, and you can trade your vidya for further savings with friends, but then I remember there's so many retards who like to trade their vista to GameStop for like a buck and freak out. +--- 634683357 +This is getting out of control +--- 634685829 +>>634679901 +Humans of old were smarter in general sense than modern humans, because back then life was very punishing if you make wrong decisions, unlike now. If modern tard who thinks that he's smarter than any generation living before him because he had lots of academic knowledge beaten into his head by standardized education system somehow ends up in prehistoric times, his lifespan would be counted in days. +--- 634686101 +>>634615628 (OP) +It is likely that there wasn't even necessity to make its size this large. People just don't understand the marketing techniques. + +Developers were DEMANDED by marketers to make the game large. There is very rational purpose in that. +Game is huge => user has no space to install competitor's product => user has their attention focused only on your product => user is more likely to buy micro transactions or generally has your brand in his face +Publisher shits on consumer's storage in a same way as animal shits in the forest, to mark claimed territory. +--- 634686301 +>>634615628 (OP) +>My PC has a 2tb SSD +>Can't run it +>Can't run several newer games +>Don't want to upgrade yet +I'm actually going to have to get the fucking storage upgrade for my Xbox eventually, aren't I? +--- 634686457 +>>634620762 +no entiendo taco cabana +--- 634686658 +>>634615628 (OP) +I think publishers like EA and Activision make games with as big filesize as possible on purpose so you uninstall competitor games to have space to play their own games. + +It's not enough that you play their games, they are all you should play and nothing else. + +Devious but kinda based how insidious they are, gotta hand it to them. +--- 634686729 +>>634616540 +SERIES S CHADS WW@? +--- 634687235 +>>634654559 +I work in IT. tech has gotten so easy that basic troubleshooting is lost with gen z. if it doesn't work for one second, they want to throw it away. +--- 634687442 +My 6mbps connection is crying. ISP’s is rural Appalachia have absolutely no incentive whatsoever to increase their speeds because they have monopolies out here. +--- 634687549 +For the same reason CoD always have large file sizes. Its bait +--- 634688095 +>>634685829 +Same could be said for a prehistoric man landing in today's civilized society, if nobody took pity on him and took care of him. Lack of adaptation for or knowledge of a particular scenario doesn't mean lack of intelligence. You're probably the dumb one for believing it does. +--- 634688801 +>>634615628 (OP) +>Bloated dialogue +>8 languages, all uncompressed lossless +>Nobody cares about optimization any more +>If 1 game takes 3+ hours to download/install and eats 150GB of the console's storage, the average player will be much less able to switch their games out on a whim +Mostly just these 4 reasons, but there are others +--- 634688852 +>>634619839 +It's even shrimpler than that. +>don't buy game +>don't install game +>don't play game +>reinstall Jedi Academy +--- 634689224 +>>634616659 +Sounds Jewish as fuck, so it's probably true +--- 634689393 +>>634615628 (OP) +Pre-rendered 4k cutscenes instead of real-time. +--- 634690000 +>>634643483 +You know it's only an American thing, right? +They can never get enough of jewish circumcised dick raping their asses. +--- 634690475 +I see no reason to play this game +--- 634690514 +>>634615628 (OP) +Storagelets on suicide watch +--- 634690652 +>>634687549 +Modern Warfare II is a very reasonable size on steam, I reinstalled today and it was like ~90 GB for the whole thing, considering how big of a game it is now it's very reasonable + +it's not like MW2019 where Warzone alone was 250GB until they FINALLY started compressing shit in the last year of release +--- 634690659 +>>634616659 +>game is under a gig +>gets a permanent place on the drive +--- 634690749 +this is why the base PS5 should have had a 1tb min HDD. I know you can add on to it but still. 500gb doesn't cut it for games in 2023, nor did it cut it in 2020. +--- 634690774 +>>634616659 +This doesn't make sense because some people just won't buy a game if it's too large, and larger games are going to be the first games to be removed if you run out of space. +--- 634690820 +>>634673763 +For me it was trying to stuff modded Halo CE onto a 4 GB Kingston while still having enough space for my music and Quake 3. +--- 634690879 +I wish I could opt out of downloading 4K textures. I only play on 720/1080p +--- 634690940 +Why is it so hard for these companies to just offer alternative languages as a separate download? +--- 634690963 +>>634690000 +kek'd&checked. +--- 634691084 +>>634690940 +That's actually a damn good question. Lazy devs, I guess. +--- 634691251 +>>634616245 +You can plug a USB drive into the Xbox fine. I use a cheap NAS personally. +--- 634691353 +>>634624910 +Nah mine is unlimited. I'm at 39.2TB downloaded 14TB uploaded this month alone. 90 bucks a month. 2.5Gbps. +--- 634691447 +>>634691353 +>Downloaded 14tb this month alone +What are you downloading? I -maybe- reach 1tb, but 14? damn. +--- 634691507 +>>634616285 +>physical +At this point they just sell your some paper with a code on it. Gonna be real funny to see what happens when the severs holding all these games goes tits up. Its the reason why all the live service titles never last because they are all bloated pieces of shit that need to phone home every night otherwise the game dies. +--- 634691581 +>>634639017 +outcast and academy are the pinnacle of light saber play +these are q3 engine games, yet everyone since has failed to figure it out +its sad, most will never play these games because they're old +--- 634691874 +Genuinely I think they might've gimped their sales by revealing this to the public. People aren't going to delete all the games they like just to free up space for something that looks to be another 7/10 experience. +--- 634692132 +>>634690659 +>game is under 10gb +permanent install +>10-30gb +stay awhile +>anything else +uninstall after play + +very few exceptions, like halo +--- 634692185 +>>634638486 +Hello Mathew +--- 634692436 +>>634619973 +>name a single good western third person action game. +okay +Max Payne +--- 634692637 +>>634615705 +I genuinely couldn’t care less how much the game weighs. I play one maybe two games at a time + some couch coop title and maybe one online game. When I’m don’t with the game - I delete it. My PS5 is 50% empty at all times. +--- 634692750 +>>634692132 +>permanent install +For what purpose? +--- 634692823 +>>634619252 +>4k textures for the 0.1% of people that can play with them +--- 634693746 +>>634692637 +>>634692750 +V i d e o g a m e s + +The concept of replayability is completely alien to the zoomer, it's all faggot movies to be watched, discarded and immediately forgotten, and they see no problem with this cycle. +--- 634693889 +>>634619252 +>4k textures mandatory +>multiple language packs +>FLAC audio +>now with gay tracing +The noose is tightening poorfags. +--- 634694848 +>>634636707 +Most game devs, and especially most project leads are millennials. +As always millennials are incompetent at everything. +--- 634696004 +>>634615628 (OP) +Graphix Bloat +Uncompressed Audio Files +Simple Gameplay + +Yep, its incompetent dev time +--- 634698225 +>>634691447 +probably seeding. im on 13tb seeded past 30 days +--- 634698519 +>>634616854 +that was 1 year ago +--- 634699459 +>>634643483 +Wise up chud. America is third world +Meanwhile here in Africa I'm on uncapped that I pay literally nothing for lol. Suck my pp +--- 634699838 +>>634659172 +kek owned +--- 634700216 +>>634615628 (OP) +Star Wars manbabies will gobble up any garbage. That is FACT +--- 634700807 +>>634636707 +I just managed to compress a +1.2GB game into a 64MB cartridge using clever programing techniques and +without sacrificing music quality + +Ppppfffffttttttt retard you know that’s not the case, usually the audio suffers hard, and the textures are crappy +Why compare a fucking n64 game, a game that looks practically worse than all mobile games even the ones that have a 100mb install size like asphalt nitro. +--- 634701174 +>>634679901 +Cavemen would have legit been smarter than the average modern. + +Thanks to how cheap and easily available food, medicine and shelter are, the usual early death that awaited idiots no longer culls the dumb and filters the genepool clean, and if anything the truly stupid are way more likely to breed, and have been for almost 2 centuries. + +There's mounting evidence for IT'S to have been steadily falling, particularly in the West, since at least the early 19th century. + +If you gave a tin and a tin opener to a guy from 10,000 years ago, explained there was food inside, and that the opener was used to access it, I guarantee he'd have worked it out almost immediately. +--- 634701293 +>>634701174 +IQ's have been falling even. Damned pozzed autocorrect wanting to push the narrative IQ isn't real. +--- 634701496 +>>634619202 +Final Fantasy XXV +--- 634701521 +>>634701174 +Well yeah. People have had lower IQs in general. + +Back in the 80s a little kid was expected to know how to have basic programming knowledge when using computers. Now zoomers are so glued to their phones they don't even know what root mode is +--- 634701690 +>>634615628 (OP) +My network cap is 200gb because I have 2 mobile contract's +--- 634701854 +>>634624910 +>Americans actually believe this. +2.5Gbps TRULY unlimited here + 140GB 5G mobile plan, all for 55 jewros a month. +--- 634702617 +>>634651559 +>You will have your static baked lighting +but anon, best graphics you can get right now are with ray tracing which eliminates the need for static lighting +that's the entire point of global illumination +--- 634702763 +>>634701690 +Literally built for Series S then. +--- 634703806 +>the fuck huge map size of Elden Ring +>only 60gb on PC +FromSoftware are wizards but to be fair a lot of the textures up close can look pretty muddy and low res. +--- 634703962 +>634617662 +you forgot to put the ((( ))) around star wars. george lucas is a cryptokike pedophile +--- 634704053 +>>634616230 +RE4 should've been 25GB max. +--- 634704107 +Pretty! +--- 634704364 +>>634660165 +no anon. you just started nooooooooticing things. pic related +--- 634704449 +I saw some piece on the guardian on this topic a while back, they do it intentionally, the example they used was cod warzone + +devs and especially publishers are fighting for the hdd space users have, they know its limited so for example if cod takes up 180gb your average kiddo has to uninstal fortnite, fallguys, etc and they spend more time playing cod and buying cod microtransactions +--- 634706129 +>>634636707 +Actually it was more than 4gb of uncompressed video frames in to 25mbs of space left , the N64 does not have video decoder in its hardware like the PS1, so yes they worked with the frames from the ps1 discs already decompressed and I,m not even talking about the audio files. +--- 634706252 +>>634615914 +why are there Sumo ringers in a sunflower field? +--- 634706279 +>>634615628 (OP) +typically game sizes on ps5 are 1/3 of other platforms because the storage throughput is fast enough to load ultra-compressed data +this is a big red flag that the developers didn't try +--- 634706403 +>>634615628 (OP) +WHy play this jank cancer anyway? If you want an action game with platforming you're better off just playing the Sands of Time trilogy as its animations look better and the game itself controls better than this trash. +--- 634707909 +good thing, consoles are the sole reason why m.2 ssd are affordable more than ever. i hope they keep bloating so the cost of a 4tb m.2 will be as cheap as a 4tb hdd +--- 634708012 +>>634707909 +>consoles finally get SSD +>still gimped and slow as shit due to shared ram/vram +lmao +Even my 10 year old SSD outperforms consoles by lightyears. +--- 634708082 +>>634615628 (OP) +Sony said the Kraken will save space yet the game is 140GB on Xbox. I know there were a few games where the PS5 version was much smaller than the Xbox one (heh). How does that even work? Only good for a few types of games? +--- 634708127 +>>634647902 +>>634690000 +Gigabit uncapped here in the USA. Maybe you're just uninformed faggots. +>>634699459 +Africa has trannies? +--- 634708208 +>>634615628 (OP) +Probably like a an hour download tops in the first world +--- 634708425 +>>634708208 +20 minutes maybe here. +--- 634708753 +>>634708208 +>>634708425 +Poor Americans. +--- 634708834 +>>634615914 +>data cap +--- 634709073 +>>634690000 +>brazil tier crime rate +>11% of mutt homes are in gated communities to not get shot up by wild nogs +Well, the USA is 3rd world, isn't it. +--- 634710213 +>>634708127 +>be american +>mention trannies out of nowhere +Jesus fucking christ. You are truly brainwashed. +--- 634710539 +>>634693746 +Bruh I’m 34. I just don’t want to replay 99% of games. Yeah I’ll install some games to replay from time to time, but I see no reason to keep them on my hard drive for years just in case. +With modern internet speeds and the way consoles let you start games before it’s done downloading - it doesn’t matter. You set it to download, go make some tea and a sandwich - and it’s ready to play by the time you come back. +--- 634710590 +>>634615628 (OP) +>PS5 who cares lol +--- 634711120 +>>634616854>>634623349 +>>634638739 >>634634529 + +damn, it really has been a hot minute. this damn star wars game needs like 16 gigs of vram too +--- 634712363 +I guess I'll buy a physical copy... +--- 634712471 +>>634615628 (OP) +advancement of video game graphics should've stopped around 2005, think about how much better games would be if the same budget they currently use would go to everything else besides graphics +--- 634712662 +>>634619252 +let me guess you fucking put your eyeballs 1cm away from the screen +--- 634712752 +>>634643483 +>third world country +>datacaps +its literally a first world thing +australia has data caps +NZ has data caps +USA has data caps + +Indonesia, Philippines and other SEA countries have fucking fiber optic and 5-10 MB/S download speeds for 30$ a month +--- 634712782 +>>634615705 +fpbp +If you've ever posted anything along the lines of "poorfag cope" you're responsible for supporting this lazy dogshit +--- 634712828 +>>634711120 +3080 bros... not like this... this is gonna be another hogwarts legacy/ last of us pc port type of shiet. I'm honestly done with PC gaming. +--- 634712935 +>>634712363 +>buying EA games +>ever +kill yourself +--- 634712983 +>>634639017 +>>634639123 +Is the Switch or PS4 port worth it? +--- 634713009 +>>634616854 +But we are in 2013? +--- 634713126 +>>634638486 +>wonderful 101 +which is also an unoptimized mess. It being light comes from being a WiiU titles with a couple of tweaks there. You couldn't have chosen a worse example. +--- 634713323 +>>634615628 (OP) +normalfags see big number and think game big = game good +--- 634713770 +>>634615628 (OP) +0 optimization. I work in a company that create web "communities" and our IT team (20 people ) refuse to optimize code. + +Just yesterday I spend like 10 minutes to reduce size of one of their script by x70 times. +This's sound crazy, but it's truth. +--- 634714090 +>>634674908 +>>Everyone still using 1080p monitors +I don't know what the actual data is, but I'm sure the numbers are more favorable for TVs +--- 634714126 +>>634615628 (OP) +Lazy devs and a mandate to push "realistic" graphics diff --git a/v/634618395.txt b/v/634618395.txt index 4517cf404320ae461eed203e66e73e938a87d7c0..8f2ba148b27d0147c380f20372ae8c86c381fa07 100644 --- a/v/634618395.txt +++ b/v/634618395.txt @@ -1320,3 +1320,379 @@ Last generation load times suck, just buy a PS5 for the improved backwards compa This is one of my biggest complaints about modern gaming in general. Because characters can't go ten seconds without talking you get to a puzzle and before you even start to work at it they're shouting out hints and solutions. So many western games are doing this shit. Worse is gamss that remind you of the objective as you do it. Like yeah I know what to do next I just completed the same basic task. Spider-Man comes to mind too where it's open world but Spidey constantly is telling me to go back to the story objective. Hate that shit. +--- 634676231 +>>634675125 +They probably want to increase the ratio of people that finish games, which already is really low. But i wonder, why do they even need to do this? From Soft games are the prime example of how you dont need to guide or hold the hand of players to achieve success. +--- 634676264 +>>634626029 +Bold of a company in this day and age to name themselves Nigger King. +--- 634676404 +>>634675125 +I've played xenoblade 3 and the characters can't go ten seconds without talking each time they pick up an item. There are hundreds of items to pick up. Atelier is also just as bad. +--- 634677798 +>>634663662 +/v/ is a pcfag safespace with a Nintendo bias +--- 634678076 +>>634618395 (OP) +As games get worse, sales will continue to improve +--- 634678442 +>>634675125 +Gave Borderlands 3 a 2nd try. Holy fuck they do not shut up, just constant fucking annoyance. +--- 634679002 +>>634619438 +Forspokenchads... we won... +--- 634679219 +>>634679002 +This +--- 634679282 +>>634635649 +--- 634679879 +>>634618395 (OP) +>Switch and PS5 fucking the Transbox's neo-front hole +>Octopath still charting +>Shitspoken still charting +>Nearly half the game in the top 20 are Japanese +Xbox trannies on suicide watch yet again +--- 634681831 +>>634667793 +>ACfag +Just because you disagree with me, doesn't make it a shitpost. +--- 634682419 +>>634672312 +you can literally play all this either on a PC (outside bloodborne) or a new gen system. if you go for PC you can get better performance for way cheaper than a new gen console +--- 634682524 +Yeah sure it is, just like how Ukraine is winning. The snoy cope is always off the charts. +--- 634684028 +This isn't as impressive as it sounds because Nintendo's sales are tanking lately, due mostly to the console being 6 years old. It's on pace for like 13m this year, so if the PS5 didn't outsell it that would be sad. + +Let's see how it fares vs the Switch 2. +--- 634684484 +>>634684028 +Really curious to see if Switch 2 will be a success +--- 634684592 +>>634684484 +How can it not be? +The fucking OLED sold 9.5 million in its first year, and that was the most minor upgrade possible. A new console would do at least 20m year 1, if the next 3D Mario is open world and it has Mario Kart 9 in its launch year maybe closer to 30. +--- 634684682 +>>634684028 +PS5 just beat the march sale's record in the US that was set by the PSP back in 2005 with over 620,000 units sold. +I agree that Switch has pretty much saturated the market so its sales are dead meaning of course PS5 will be the top selling console, but they had a very good March anyway. +--- 634685021 +>>634684682 +I'm sure they did, but keep in mind +1) Nintendo's sales are tilted toward the holidays every year, so Sony is really competing with themselves for that record + +2)Sony saw a huge explosion in sales for a few weeks simply because of increased supply, rather than increased demand. We saw this in the Japanese sales charts where it spiked up a ton then came back to normal. PS5 will probably have an incredibly good q1 on pace for 22m but then end up selling like 17-18m for the whole year anyway. +--- 634685270 +>>634684682 +Double reply to post the image for comparison +As you can see for 4 weeks a little while ago the PS5 was averaging about 91k sales and is now averaging around 42k sales and likely to keep falling. +--- 634685392 +>>634685021 +>so Sony is really competing with themselves for that record +Switch also came out in March of 2017 +>because of increased supply, rather than increased demand. +You need the demand to sell that many consoles in a single month especially March, but yeah I agree with you that this is more supply finally catching up with pent up demand. +I doubt they'll hit their 30M goal for the year, but this year almost certainly will be better than last year for them. +--- 634685562 +>>634669296 +>a massive catalog of exclusive +they literally don't even if you include PC releases +--- 634685647 +>>634642165 +xbox series x xbox series s +PS5 +2 +1 +--- 634685935 +>>634685392 +>I doubt they'll hit their 30M goal for the year, but this year almost certainly will be better than last year for them. +They're not gonna get close to 30m, that's just delusional. I don't think they even hit 20. In the 2022 financial year they're on pace for something like 15-16 million sales for comparison. +--- 634686160 +>>634669795 +Phil's tenure does not hinge on console perfomance whatsoever, when he is the reason it's still exists. +--- 634686303 +>famiboards and Salesera tards have entered the thread + +Oh great so people who don't play games are getting butthurt when their doom and gloom scenarios don't pan out so their pride is hurt as unpaid armchair analysts. +--- 634686437 +>>634685935 +It's getting both Final Fantasy 16 and 7 Rebirth in a single year on top of what they're going to show next month at their event. Sony certainly has had a constant stream of momentum. +--- 634686731 +>>634686437 +This is definitely going to be one of its best years, because year 1 and 2 were artificially gimped and some of those users who would have bought one already will come around and buy one now. But 30m or even close is asking too much. That's what the switch did when it was at its peak with a big covid boost. The PS5 is still ultimately a $500 console with few exclusives (including next gen exclusives). 20m is the highest plausible number it could hit this year if there are no supply issues. + +The more interesting question is what happens to PS5 sales if the Switch 2 drops next year with big exclusives and a lot of third party support. People say there is no competition between the two but I don't agree with that. +--- 634686910 +>>634623398 +There is something about that game that is markedly Euro, like it would really appeal to them +Maybe it's all the white people +--- 634686983 +>>634619438 +Didn't Dead Space bomb? +>Forespoken more than Octo 2 +it's so ogre +--- 634687007 +>>634684682 +>PS5 just beat the march sale's record in the US that was set by the PSP back in 2005 with over 620,000 units sold. +>I agree that Switch has pretty much saturated the market so its sales are dead meaning of course PS5 will be the top selling console, but they had a very good March anyway. +Jim Ryan is truly having the easiest job ever. +--- 634687048 +>>634669847 +> Literally all they need to do is copy Playstation but that's way too fucking hard for them apparently +You don't win by copying entrenched competitor, you disrupt the game. And money-hatting games is not sustainable. +--- 634687109 +>>634686983 +Well forspoken still had a ton of marketing, and octopath is still selling on platforms like Switch, where it will sell the most. +--- 634687203 +>>634619438 +Video gaming is dying. It feels weird that I’ve seen the birth and now I’m currently living through the death as well. +--- 634687287 +>>634687203 +I used to think the same thing, but the anime industry has been on life support for two decades and the budgets and sales numbers are somehow still getting bigger +who even knows anymore +--- 634687497 +>>634687287 +I hope you’re right and we’re just in some kind of limbo. I don’t want to see it go. Maybe we’ll get a new generation of inspired artistic types that can break free of corporate meddling. +--- 634687889 +>>634687048 +Doesn't matter what's sustainable or not. Microsoft has infinite money. Playstation is on fire right now (in a good way) because Microsoft is retarded and it's looking to be another free win handed to them on a silver platter. Moneyhatting games = more xbox series customers which = more potential xbox gamepass subscribers, which is Phil's golden goose. Not to mention that most people just go with whatever console their friends have. Sony knows this, that's why Sony does it. +--- 634688125 +>>634685935 +>I don't think they even hit 20 +I think 22 or 23 is easily within their grasp but the only way they only get 20 this year is if sales fall off a cliff which I very much doubt will happen. There's still 90 million PS4 users waiting to upgrade, and it's not like Xbox has anything good coming up either so PS5 will be the de facto normalfag choice. +--- 634688285 +>>634687889 +>Doesn't matter what's sustainable or not. +Yes it does if you not running a charity. +> Microsoft has infinite money. +Only for acquisitions, since it's just investment for them that happens to bolster their gaming division. For everything else Xbox has to spend what they earn. +Moneyhatting games only works for market leader since it's cheaper to foreclose. +--- 634689206 +>>634688125 +>There's still 90 million PS4 users waiting to upgrade +Uh, no, there aren't. A lot of those users are casual gamers like my dad. He has 0 interest in getting a PS5 yet because +A) It's 500 fucking dollars +and +B) there's no big games he cant play on his PS4 + +Until they start getting stuff like GTA 6 and RDR3 a majority of the audience is not interested. And even then they're gonna need a big price cut to grab a lot of people. A huge chunk of the PS4's audience bought it at 200, asking 500 is too much. +--- 634689905 +>>634622628 +NuGoW is soulless +Same boring story telling style of Last of Us. Cinematic over the shoulder nonsense that has plagued every Sony title since Uncharted 4, with the singular game semi free of it being ghost of tsushima. Even Capcom is starting to veer a bit too much into said style with RE4R, but hopefully they keep a lot of the silliness with 5R +--- 634690174 +>>634687287 +The anime industry stopped being on life support like 6 or 7 years ago when it started becoming really mainstream in the west. It's now to the point where you sometimes see groups of artists and other animators leaving the giant corpo animation studios and forming passion studios like Studio Bind. +--- 634690219 +>>634626056 +I dont care, faggot. Sony will die and it will be great. +--- 634690352 +Why does the PS5 get shit on for having no games when the Series X literally has no exclusives? +--- 634690410 +>>634690352 +Because /v/eddit always had a huge hate boner for PS +--- 634690506 +>>634637340 +>Vgchartz +--- 634690608 +>>634664269 +Sony is actually able to deliver successful exclusives on time and under budget. Something Microsoft hasn't been able to do for over a decade now. +--- 634690624 +>>634690352 +What's the point in making fun of the disabled kid? Makes way more sense making fun of the kid that reminds the teacher that there's homework due. +--- 634690647 +>>634690352 +Because PS5 will have all it's games release on PC day and date eventually. +--- 634690771 +>>634690352 +Because nobody buys or cares about Xbox. Literally the most irrelevant thing in gaming. +--- 634690841 +>>634664413 +This board has historically preferred Nintendo over Sony for almost its entire existence, ever since the DS vs PSP. PS3 had no games, During the PS4 years /v/'s hate only gone into overdrive since the PS5 release and the westernization of SIE. You can say the hate is deserved but to act like /v/ has ever been extremely loving or even apathetic towards Sony is just straight up historical revisionism. +--- 634691175 +>>634690647 +How is that any different than the PS4? +--- 634691819 +Bingtroons on meltdown +--- 634693217 +>>634691175 +PS4 only started putting their games on PC late in its lifetime and nobody knew they were coming, PS5 games will be exclusive MAX 6 months +--- 634694260 +Bump +--- 634696090 +>>634626115 +based beyond belief +--- 634696152 +>>634628307 +TWO GAMES +--- 634696186 +>>634682419 +--- 634696420 +>>634618395 (OP) +Only took them 2 and half years +--- 634696487 +>>634642170 +I would love to see some sort of data on how desperately microshit and snoy are dishing out to third party studios to capture THE NEXT BIG GAMEtm +--- 634696563 +>>634646457 +lmao +--- 634697918 +>>634619480 +Have fun never playing Bloodborne, god of war, shadow of the Colossus, ghost of Tsushima. +--- 634698265 +>>634697918 +anon said he has a ps4 +--- 634698476 +>>634679879 +>Snoys trying to cling onto Nintendo again before they get utterly obliterated by Zelda +Pathetic +--- 634698740 +>>634690352 +>Why does the PS5 get shit on for having no games when the Series X literally has no exclusives? +We like punching up not Down. Just look at the state of xbox fans. +--- 634698742 +>>634697918 +Maybe try reading next time. +--- 634700848 +>>634698740 +It's fucking insane that MS is successfully maintained doom and gloom perception around xbox while buying biggest third-party publisher. Played regulators like a fiddle. +--- 634700945 +>>634618395 (OP) +Now you have even better new games, right? +--- 634701091 +It's easily one of the ugliest consoles ever made and has no games. Its only selling because of the brand it's attached to. +--- 634701171 +>>634700848 +I mean xbox is dead, they didn't lie about that. Their Abk purchase has more to do with creating a monopoly around cloud services and game subscription + mobile games. +Phill has said in many interviews that the horizon xbox wants to achieve is having xbox games on every possible device. +The console itself will be just another device for the services they want to create. +--- 634701247 +>>634701171 +Them doing that would effectively make every platform an Xbox. +--- 634702650 +>>634701171 +>>634701247 +Yeah, it's the goal.This is why people are funny for calling for Phil's job for losing console wars, MS doesn't care about it. +--- 634703296 +>>634698476 +Back to Twitter, ESL. +--- 634703639 +>>634618395 (OP) +Modern sony is the marvel of video games, their games are casual safe and made for the lowest common denominator so of course they will sell well and will also harm the industry just like marvel did with movies + +Fuck modern sony and it's fans +--- 634703763 +>>634703639 +You literally just described Nintendo you schizo +--- 634703843 +>>634618867 +>nintendo out of nowhere +You fucking retards are so mindbroken +--- 634704025 +>>634703763 +that might've been in the past but i tried the majority of sony exclusives on pc and they were absolutely fucking braindead compared to any zelda or mario game, they almost play themselves and have the worst form of storytelling walk and talk segments taking over 65% of their games. + +Ninntendo games are made for children but they actually respect players intelligence and agency and actually try to develop children's brains. +--- 634704582 +>>634704025 +>wind waker puzzle.webm +--- 634704803 +>>634704582 +>2002 +not really helping your case, and i didn't play it so i don't really know but I'm 99.9% sure that it overall had more player agency and used your brain more than any modern sony game +--- 634704919 +>>634619480 +>sane post on /v/ +>low iq replies +--- 634705010 +>>634659116 +>Gamepass has cannibalized traditional game sales so badly that Japanese devs are refusing to do Xbox versions of their games now unless if Microsoft write them a big fat check +Xbox has more Japanese games now than before Game Pass and only a fraction of them launches into Game Pass. If anything putting these games in GP ended up in proper ports later. Yakuza was never on Xbox, then Gp made it popular and now the new games come day1 outside of GP. +--- 634705169 +>>634663206 +>Now that they've opened that Pandora's box, none of these publishers are going to continue to publish on Xbox +What is Yakuza Ishin? +What is Crisis Core? +You could have a bunch of valid arguments but you choose to lie on top of it because you must portray the situation the worst way possible. +--- 634705370 +>>634618395 (OP) +Why are people buying it? I have all the consoles. Since I have money. + +I have a PS5 and a OLED TV to go with it, yet all I do is play PC games. + +Is it the poor fags that just wanna play games finally on an SSD console but they don't know Microsoft exists? +Is it the marketing? +What is it? + +Like you can clearly see here how less and less interested I am in Playstation games as time goes on. +--- 634705520 +>>634618395 (OP) +Nice. How do I profit from this? +--- 634705572 +>>634618395 (OP) +Good news! How about some games? +--- 634705942 +when is re4 remake cloud version coming to the switch? +--- 634706498 +>>634637340 +>vgchartz +Xfag here, I will lay out how it looks like unless some miracle happens. The Xbox One situation was dire, then Phil made a few questionable decisions by expanding to PC and Game Pass. I don't like PC releases but to this day I agree that Game Pass could have worked if they delivered. Still even after they let the One rot everyone expected they are holding back for the Series release and the S was a good idea IMO. Then they got Gods gift, the PS5 fumbling at the start and physically unable to sell. Sure Xbox was affected too but not to the extent as the PS5, especially because the Series S was available (even if it appeals for the poorfags who usually don't buy into new console gens when it is the most expensive). In short Microsoft had two whole years to come out swinging and tell people why they should buy an Xbox. Reminder: Sony had to backport their games and only really released sequels. Yet Xbox, to this day doesn't have anything. They do badly on the game front and the marketing front somehow. PS is advertised everywhere, Xbox is nowhere. It is like only the hardware division is working at MS. + +So in short if not for the shortages the PS5 would have obliterated Xbox and rightfully so. But they got two years. They fumbled these two years the same. Now that the shortages are over the same steamroller what was held back so far - is gearing up for downhill and nothing is in its way. I won't be surprised if they sell 1000+% of what they sold previous year while Xbox sales will be some kind of negative number (hopefully not more than 25%). That scissor will open up so much it is not even funny. Xbox sold around 50m consoles against 117m PS last gen because the 360 trust was still there. Series is projected to sell way less as it stands now. That is "major third parties might pull out" territory. + +There is real panic now among the fanbase because the PS5 has shown its teeth and all the issues you could ignore so far became real. +--- 634706841 +>>634706498 +Xbox marketshare will grow through xcloud, cod on game pass and exclusives, trust the plan. +--- 634706894 +>>634703296 +>Snoys angry they are being called out by Godtendo fans because of their pathetic clinging +Stay mad and seething. +--- 634706973 +>>634660162 +Without serious regulations nobody can enter the console market anymore. Why would anyone buy a new console with no legacy over the PS or Switch? How could anyone build up a console division and get every third party on board with zero userbase. If MS drops then the console industry will become a real duopoly. It is already very close to it. Sony can raise prices and everyone is buying it. Nintendo can keep their prices forever the same etc. +--- 634707558 +>>634706841 +xbox will sooner or later realize that the kind of people that plays fortnite for free on their phone via xcloud would NEVER actually want to PAY for streaming, and that the kind of people that play cod only, exclusively play cod, and hooking them to your ecosystem doesn't actually boost sales of other games. +phil has done everything EXCEPT investing into attracting the core videogamer to his platform, which might have worked for the wii and nds, but the series x doesn't even have a gimmick to lure in the average normalfag either. +it's a console that appeals to nobody. it doesn't have big japanese games like ff16 or ff7r2, it doesn't have portability like the switch, it doesn't have the extensive nexus modding support skyrim and fallout fans expect, it doesn't have cfw or linux dualboot, retroarch in retail mode is kill, the backwards compatibility program is discontinued, halo infinite was below mediocre, who the fuck would buy this thing. +--- 634707974 +>>634706973 +>Without serious regulations nobody can enter the console market anymore. +That's probably why Microsoft has been telling governments and regulators there's issues with the industry lately and questions are being posed about Sony's methods of buying up exclusivity. It's been unregulated for so long that there's a serious chance it could turn into the same duopoly that mobile phone OS market became. It's expected that the European Union is going to look into the console market soon as well. +--- 634708574 +>>634618395 (OP) +Praise (BRAND) for the continued success in their quarterly forecasts! +--- 634709116 +>>634707558 +Xbox is the cheapest. I know it is not something many people care about here but it was a conscious goal to make it the cheapest. It doesn't look like it works now but maybe in the long run. You are right they do nothing to attract the core fanbase. They are focusing on the casuals. Fortnite cloud is not about direct income, Fortnite is free on every platform but getting people used to use the xCloud so when the time comes they will naturally adopt it. COD grew on Playstation so much because it is the de facto "best" way to play the game due to all the exclusive modes and perks. Since it has the most stuff streamers prefer it and kids learn if they want COD then play it on PS. If MS turns this around, just the mindshare they get from "COD is best and cheap to try on Xbox now" affects the balance a lot. As we talked about this numerous times the hardcore audience is "just" free advertisement, SOny exclusives sold around 10 and some 20 million for 117m PS4s. Sony sold dozen of different Fortnite PS4 bundles (doesn't require PS+ to play) through the years for a reason: because there is actually no "I'm just playing one game" guy. Everyone who gets into the ecosystem will spend more or less money on more or less games and that brings in the money. + +So if Microsoft is trying to lock down big third parties in some way (even if they release them everywhere else) makes more sense than you think as these games sell more than all the exclusives combined. +--- 634709135 +>>634707558 +> who the fuck would buy this thing. +Xcloud is running at max capacity, pcgp is growing, mobile store launching next year even on ios. As long as these grow, it will have vertical effect on consoles. PS or Switch will look barebones without it. +For console only core gamer xbox will be the platform for wrpgs and shooters, plus everything else. +> it doesn't have cfw or linux dualboot, retroarch in retail mode is kill, +Good, people who buy console for this does nothing for the platform. +>>634707974 +They already are: +https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/ip_23_1911 +MS just needs to answer to it. +--- 634711219 +>>634707974 +Whining to regulators isn't suddenly going to want to make people want a dogshit Transbox. +--- 634711295 +>>634711219 +And somehow people are buying a dogshit trannystation 5 with no games. Curious. +--- 634711895 +>>634711295 +>The Xbox troon has to console xerself with xer ten year old cope +kek +--- 634711952 +>>634711895 +>Anyone who questions the trannystation 5's nogaems problem is an Xbox troon +I have a PC you poornigger. +--- 634714305 +damn diff --git a/v/634635881.txt b/v/634635881.txt index 23247b45eae9a76e7d07b92d1e313f38ed55c7d9..e41be3844d1772d388681eaabe4322faa1ee620f 100644 --- a/v/634635881.txt +++ b/v/634635881.txt @@ -763,8 +763,6 @@ Nobody is defending anything you assblasted fucking retard, you just came in her He cute --- 634664858 >>634664491 ---- 634664882 ->put your name back on, coward --- 634664918 >>634653139 it's two game concepts that clash with eachother to make both halves of the game feel like less than half of a game. I'd wait until this free dlc to see if it fixes the way the game fights itself to be unfun. @@ -870,3 +868,527 @@ I'm pretty certain we can still go faster. Awww how nice that he felt safe enough to share that secret with the lamb --- 634675396 A lot of the posts in this thread seem very unnatural. +--- 634676318 +>>634636516 +>>634636561 +>>634637212 +>>634663386 +>SJW's are oversensitive snowflakes for whining about devs/authors having the wrong opinions and wanting to boycott it + +>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE A SELF-HATING KEK IF YOU DON'[T BOYCOTT THIS GAME THAT HAS AN OPINION I DISAGREE WITH IT'S TOTALLY NOT THE SAME THING +--- 634676517 +>>634675396 +Yeah. "LOL KEK" is the kind of thing that a bot trained on 2006 youtube comments would post +--- 634676743 +shortstack anthro goat +--- 634676962 +>>634676743 +with a thick boy butt +--- 634677682 +>>634648831 +I WANT TO SLURP UP HER THIRD LEG LIKE A BIG NOODLE +--- 634679095 +I have no idea what is going on here but I think Cult of the Lamb is a really cool game! +--- 634679875 +>>634635881 (OP) +lamb human crossbreeding. +--- 634680164 +>>634679875 +Fuck. That's a nice price +Doughnuts are like $5 now +--- 634680404 +>>634680164 +There is this doughnut shop I used to live by, $1 per doughnut and they were the best goddamn things in the world. I can't eat any other doughnuts now because they taste like ass by comparison. I would drive hours out just to go pick up a dozen or two from the shop so I could have some for a while. Would have to freeze though because no preservatives so they'd go stale in a couple days. God, I miss that place. +--- 634680529 +>>634680164 +>>634680404 +>300 empty calories for 9999999g of sugar that make you full for all of 2.5 minutes + +Doughnuts are a fucking mistake. +--- 634680683 +>>634680529 +>DONT ENJOY THINGS! +>ENJOYING THINGS IS BAD! +>REAL ADULTS DON'T ENJOY THINGS. +kys retard +--- 634680826 +>>634680404 +A doughnut shop recently opened down the road from me and I'd be going there every day if there wasn't a line out the door every time I go past. +>>634680529 +Lucky for me they use real ingredients outside of America. It's still terrible for you but it's not just empty calories +--- 634680832 +>it's only acceptable furry if it's cub +--- 634680901 +>>634679875 +>donuts from safeway used to be 60 cents each +I miss those days. +--- 634680959 +>>634680826 +Yeah, I was lucky because mine was a little out of the way and wasn't really a well known spot so people would favor Tim Hortons. I lived literally a stones throw from the building, so I went every day when I lived there. I honestly miss that apartment, despite it being a scummy area it was the best one I lived in, in my honest opinion. The doughnut shop contributes very heavily toward this bias. +--- 634681105 +>it's only acceptable furry if it's cub +--- 634681207 +>>634680832 +>>634681105 +It's only acceptable furry if I can justify to myself its just barely not enough furry to make a furry through intense mental gymnastics. +--- 634681318 +>>634681207 +...? +--- 634681323 +>>634680529 +I know someone that's always complaining about things like donuts but drinks a ton of beer every night. is that you scared faggot? +--- 634681480 +>>634681318 +I jack off to Lamb while trying to convince myself I'm not a furry. +--- 634681932 +>>634671393 +>>REEEEE There are MINORITIES HERE +literally never happens outside of shit posting here. stop building your own boogie men. +--- 634683815 +Daily reminder NPR literally did a piece on this game, make of that what you will... + +https://www.npr.org/2022/08/19/1118519150/new-hit-video-game-cult-of-the-lamb-is-adorably-unsettling +--- 634684141 +>>634681932 +bro it totally depends on where you live. +I live in the southern US and its literally like that every time I step outside. +Obviously I keep it on the downlow because I don't want to get assaulted. +I assume its like that in places like commiefornia or chicongo as well +--- 634684564 +>>634680164 +where the fuck do you live that they're $5? do you mean per dozen? i buy a dozen from walmart for like $3 +--- 634685082 +>>634680529 +>t. broccoli +--- 634685191 +>>634684564 +I don't mean per dozen. I usually end up spending over $30 getting one of each for me and a friend. I don't know what they've got in Walmart but supermarket doughnuts aren't that expensive. That's NZ dollars by the way. Feel free to do the maths +--- 634685496 +>>634635881 (OP) +I won't be going back to my old cult, I'll be starting fresh. I've been waiting on this update before doing that. +--- 634685707 +There's no way people are still being groomed into believing their schizophrenic beliefs right? Lmaoooo, these white balding freaks really see a symbol on screen and get scared and angry +--- 634685913 +>>634636359 +>Why should I give a shit what the developers think? +you shouldn't +/v/ is retarded +--- 634686502 +>>634635881 (OP) +Is this game fun? I'm not a furry, and I'm not horny for the lamb, I'm just looking for a new game to play. +--- 634686569 +>>634686502 +>Is this game fun? +it's pretty shallow +worth a pirate if you can't find anything else +--- 634686597 +>>634686502 +I haven't played any new updates, I played and 100%'d on release, but I enjoyed it. It'll get old pretty fast so its good for only a few sittings, the building is a bit janky so can be unappealing, but you'll have a good enough time for the day or two you play. I'd just yar har it personally. +--- 634686795 +>>634686569 +>>634686597 +Sounds good anons, I'll check it out. Did you find the gameplay hard? The last game I played was New Super Lucky's Tale (unironically). +--- 634687059 +>>634686502 +Me either. I don't hate the lamb, but its just too cute for me to get horny around it. +post makes me wonder if there's a demo for me to try it. +I usually hate the idea of roguelikes but the cute aesthetics kind of draws me to it. +--- 634687074 +>>634686795 +I played on Hard, it wasn't too bad. It's about finding your rythm and play style. And also managing your time to babysit your fucking helpless cultists, but I think there was an update that allows you to set it up so your cultists can reliably take care of themselves, and I think there was already a patch to combat. When I played I used Hammers because they large and had AoE, and their slowness wasn't an issue because you could roll out of their animation at any time, making them a viable weapon, whereas I hated daggers because originally combat made you inch forward and hits knocked you back, making comboing with daggers fucking impossible. +All in all, the dungeon crawling isn't hard, you'll get the hang of it, you'll get the funny fleece and break the game and it'll send the feel good chemicals and you'll have enjoyed yourself. Customizing cultists is fun too, I like the Animal Crossing aspects of the game, however the building grid is diagonal/diamond instead of squares which makes it super fucking difficult to use, controller or keyboard, so keep that in mind going in as well. +--- 634687175 +idk the shallow trannies and the degenerate fetishists itt is pretty telling about the game +--- 634687224 +>>634686502 +>>634687059 +https://igg-games.com/cult-of-the-lamb-free-download.html +No clue if this is latest or not, but here you go if you wanna give it a try. +>I usually hate the idea of roguelikes +I wouldn't call this a roguelike, and I'd barely call it a roguelite desu. There are very few random aspects that actually affect your runs and all can be circumvented or ignored. It's not like Isaac, and a majority of the Tarrots are kind of useless. + +>>634687175 +Thats basically every game. Same shit in /boig/, same shit in /rwg/, same shit in /ptg/, so on and so forth, you get the idea. +--- 634687225 +Does this game get any better? I played like an hour and it's pretty slow to start. All the items I find are like +3% to speed type shit +--- 634687313 +>>634635881 (OP) +didn't really like the game, it's kinda shit compared to better games in the genre. it looked neat though +--- 634687389 +>>634687225 +nah, it's pretty boring +--- 634687405 +>>634687225 +The game kind of peaks right out the gate. If you like building and cultivating your town, your best bet is to speedrun the building unlocks. I forgot how I did it, but I know there is a way to powergrind that shit. If you're here for the dungeon crawling and combat, do the side quests to get the funny pieces so you can get the rich man's fleece, that'll make combat very...minutely more interesting. + +>>634687313 +It was a really cool concept and I'm still holding out hope they keep their promise and continue to improve the game. I'm not expecting a successor to Isaac or anything, but I'm hoping the game gets a little bit more in the content department, for both the dungeon crawler and town builder. +--- 634688102 +>"games aren't for you anymore huwhite males" +Or something to that extent a dev of this garbage said on shitter. And you're promoting this garbage here. That means you must be a kike or something. In any case eat shit, you probably love it anyway if you're into this """game""". +--- 634688207 +>>634687405 +it just sucks compared to Isaac. The flavor is good and the graphics/style/music are all fun, but it's simply not as good. in a BIG way +--- 634688429 +>>634688102 +>sorry bucko, but some of the dev team is gay retards +>that means you cant enjoy things +Retard take, its shit like this that makes people think you're a spasticated fuckwad and why you can't rally people to your cause. Everything has to be black and white with your dopey ass as you make every stupid thing mutually exclusively to entirely irrelevant things. +How about you take your own advice; your phone and phone company are made by fags and people who support fags, your PC parts and the OS you're running are made by fags and people who support fags, the stores you go to, the food you eat, the drinks you drink...that's right... Fags. Oh, but let me guess, you're immune to this rule and you're also a super aryan giga chad who lives on a farm and grows his own food with his trad wife and 13 kids and built your own PC and your own PC parts and made your own TempleOS 2 and you also are your own ISP because you're so handsome and smart and really ending the fed and sticking it to the kikes by not using anything made by fags, trannies, niggers or kikes. +God, I fucking hate people like you so much. + +>>634688207 +Oh, I'm not saying its anything like Isaac or ever will be, I'm just saying my expectations are low, I just want a little more in it so it can be a kind of comfy game I can pick up and enjoy my little town and slay some monsters every now and then, like Animal Crossing... With Dungeon Crawling aspects. +--- 634688660 +>>634688429 +>kike drivel +Yeah not gonna read that, I see what you're trying to do anyway. Like I said, eat shit, mongoloid semite. +--- 634688708 +>>634688660 +kill yourself tranny, you'll always be an outcast +--- 634688869 +>>634688708 +>kike calling someone else a tranny +oh the ironing +--- 634688937 +>>634688869 +>everyone i dont like is a kike!!!! +im sure when you die alone you'll smirk and say "heh...i wasnt a sheep" +--- 634689005 +How many bugs is the DLC going to add? Still waiting for them to fix that shit causing a softlock on the first sermon. +--- 634689059 +>>634688937 +>kike still seething +You can keep your literal coprophiliac """game""" to your semetic self, shitheap. I'm here to just shit onto your shilling thread. +Also don't even need to read your posts :) +--- 634689114 +>>634689059 +everyone look, he's not a sheep +1844 brothers +--- 634689117 +>>634688937 +no, we're lamb +--- 634689183 +>>634689117 +--- 634689221 +>>634689114 +>keeps defending the "die huwhitey" product +Nice, keep going. +--- 634689228 +>>634683815 +Gmod gamemode icon looking ass +--- 634689283 +>>634689221 +I never once defended it lmao +>>>/pol/ +Back to your containment board, chuddy +--- 634689375 +>>634686795 +>Did you find the gameplay hard? +not particularly but I have some experience with the genre +the balance was all over the place and runs would be piss easy or pretty hard depending on the weapon they give you at the start of a dungeon +--- 634689384 +>>634689283 +>it's still going +I bet you get paid per-post. I tend to forget that this place is essentially kike-owned as well. +--- 634689452 +>>634689384 +>JOOOOOS +its getting past your bed time, chuddy +--- 634689587 +>>634688102 +>And you're promoting this garbage here +you seem to be confusing the game with the dev +I don't have twitter so I had no clue until now the devs were fags +this changes nothing : the game was and still is pretty mediocre +--- 634689636 +>>634689283 +>>634689452 +youre going to die early (lol) if you keep leaving reddit to hang out with a bunch of people you hate +--- 634689709 +>>634689587 +He's a purity spiraling election tourist. Fucking discovered /pol/ in '16 and subsequently discovered solipsism, there is no point in genuine conversation. + +>>634689636 +>>>/pol/ +You've had enough screen time tonight, chud. +--- 634689909 +>>634643119 +whats wrong with pushing back against any slight against you? wage an eternal war on those you hate. +--- 634689978 +>>634689709 +rent free +--- 634690050 +>>634690034 +obsessed +--- 634690073 +>>634635881 (OP) +No. The game was not gay or satanic enough and didn't have a high enough ESG score. I would never play this trash again. +--- 634690106 +>>634690050 +Thank you so much, Anon, you keep my family off the street. +--- 634690123 +>>634689709 +>there is no point in genuine conversation +the point is shame +I don't want to read that 80IQ ideology on /v/ any more +--- 634690148 +>>634690106 +meds +--- 634690279 +>>634690123 +/pol/ shit should be contained in /pol/. Anyone who tries to force political spazz outs into video games should be banned from posting on /v/, /vg/, etc. Literally the "I just want to play video games" but now from fucking 16 year old "nazis." You're not going to shame them because not feeling shame is literally a part of their ideology. They see shaming tactics as inherently feminine and groupthink, so you will be either a "tranny," a "woman," a "faggot," or a "paid shill." + +>>634690148 +Another shekel deposited into my bank account. Good goy. +--- 634690285 +>>634688102 +Nobody's promoting their twitter posts except you +--- 634690289 +>>634690279 +seethe +--- 634690356 +>>634690289 +Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger! +--- 634690459 +>>634690356 +mald +--- 634690481 +>>634690459 ++1 Shekel for me! +--- 634690587 +>>634690481 +schizo +--- 634690671 +>>634690587 +Thank you for helping pay my bills, goy. The lads in Tel Aviv appreciate your (You)'s and your tax dollars. +Also, have some lambs so I'm at least adding something to this thread while laughing at you, tourist. +--- 634690757 +>>634689283 +>>634689452 +>>634689709 +>>634690034 +>>634690106 +>>634690279 +>>634690356 +>>634690481 +>>634690671 +holy samefag. DILATE +--- 634690824 +>>634690757 +Samefag? These are all me, I was never one pretending to be someone else? Fucking lot of newfags on tonight. +--- 634690987 +the gross local trannies in this thread are honestly kind of haunting. i think im going to pass on this bad looking game +--- 634691037 +>>634690987 +didn't ask +--- 634691056 +>>634642435 +Who gives a shit? What don't they see as an attack? Aren't they currently shitting themselves over a literal beer can? +--- 634691059 +>>634690757 +I think that guy is stupid too, just like the guy he's arguing with, but man, you aren't the brightest either +--- 634691132 +>>634690987 +Totally not samefagging and 100% organic post because this is how all people outside /pol/ think and behave. + +>>634691059 +Talk about me like that again and I will fucking kiss you on the lips. +--- 634691245 +keep calm and keep thinking about /pol/ for every minute of your life bros +--- 634691394 +>>634691245 +It consumes me. I have fever dreams about /pol/, about Chud. I live in constant agony just wondering what is happening on /pol/. I lose sleep most nights because I have to get up and check /pol/, mashing F5 on my keyboard to see every new thread as its created. + +Anyway, that aside, I was kind of really sad there was no way to recruit and subjugate the other bishops. It would be cool like picrel to have collected them and have them be Immortal. I hope that gets added or someone makes a mod for it. +--- 634691490 +>>634637112 +why does the cuck of the lamb account act like a personal account? I know it’s an indie game, but separate your personal views from your company’s views. What a fag. Also that account always posts and @‘s other famous accounts like Nintendo (and saints row in your picture) because they’re trying to get attention for it’s buggy game. +--- 634691520 +>>634691394 +le sigh..... +--- 634691610 +>>634691520 +Well meme'd, friend! +--- 634691714 +>>634691490 +Very true, it's incredibly cringe inducing when something has very mild success and tries to act hotshot. I dunno the size of the development team, but sometimes small indie games or studios are run by a single guy and indie is generally synonymous with unprofessional so they use their personal and "professional" accounts interchangeably. +--- 634691730 +>>634691132 +Not that guy. You're such a big dummy. It probably takes 2 of you to screw in a lightbulb +--- 634691821 +>>634691730 +No stop stop stop please dont bully me stop no no no ): anon i love you +--- 634692159 +Game is shallow like a puppy dog’s piss puddle. Free updates mean nothing if I have to pay for the boring base game. Refund while you can, or else I guess you can hope for those updates or play another game. +--- 634692280 +>>634691714 +they don’t understand what a brand is. Besides, I doubt 99% of people know the individuals behind the game. They’re no Toby Fox or even the FNAF Scott guy. +--- 634692346 +>>634692159 +I'm on the latter. I like the game's aesthetics very much and while the gameplay was shallow I felt it was a nice proof of concept, so assuming the devs keep their word, it might end up being very fun. I like the idea of an Animal Crossing-esque game with a Dungeon Crawling game in it, and vice versa, it just needs more content. I think a good start is to add a variety of more dungeons and a variety of more items and crafting recipes, so I crusade to take care of my cult who in turn powers me up so the gameplay loop can continue. + +>>634692280 +I just think most people don't care about their image anymore. Especially when saying shit like he did is just free internet good boy points, so they can openly be scummy and narcissistic, because its okay because you agreed with current thing. +--- 634692363 +Stop derailing my barely topical furry softcore with /pol/ shit +--- 634692434 +>>634692363 +Sorry, Anon... +--- 634693103 +>>634692363 +>stop derailing muh furs with politics +>Harry Potter +Uh, you start +--- 634693613 +>>634635881 (OP) +of course not. faggot woke retarded game + +>>634636232 +kill yourself, faggot +--- 634693668 +>>634636359 +spoken like a true npc + +>>634651603 +is that the line of thinking you troons adopted after your Harry Potter boycot failed spectacularly? +--- 634694002 +>>634693613 +>>634693668 +I reiterate; your ISP supports Troon ideology, your PC, PC parts, and OS manufacturers support Troon ideology, the streets you walk on and the buildings you enter are funded by people who support Troon ideology. You're neither combatting political opponents nor winning any friends by attacking some random literally who game because some dev said some gay shit unrelated to the game. There's not even any fag shit in CotL, the most you could grasp at is the fact nothing is gendered and that was honestly done for roleplay purposes and more than likely laziness so they didn't need to sprite and write text per gender. +You are purity spiraling faggots that know nothing of the real world; you are men of inaction so you need to pick inconsequential targets with no meaning to give off the illusion you are resisting something. Yeah bro, fuck CotL, one dev is a homo! Destroy CotL! That's gonna save the west and win support for right-wing agenda. That's totally not NPC behavior. You're on the right track, lads, keep up God's work. +--- 634694412 +>>634694002 +I love lamb so much, seeing lamb makes me so happy +--- 634694468 +>>634694412 +Me too. +--- 634694569 +Post pregnant lamb +--- 634694713 +this thread needs more lamb pantsu +--- 634694757 +Is this game worth it? art looks cute +--- 634694821 +>>634694757 +It's a fun play, still incomplete imo, but worth a pirate. It's pretty short overall. +--- 634694849 +It's mid. + +I wish they would have leaned more into either the cult simulation aspect or the combat/roguelike action aspect, the weird hybrid of the game was boring and uninspired. I was really disappointed in that regard. You can do things like sacrifice cult members but it never feels warranted over just working a little harder and making your cult campground a nicer place to live in. You can bless and visit all of your cult members which levels them up faster but it's tedious. The game would have done much better with a tighter design scope- like your weapons or spells being literally powered by blood magic giving you a direct incentive to kill your cult members. Having unironic sex and orgies in the game (still G-Rated) would have at least given it an identity. +--- 634694908 +>>634694821 +>>634694849 +lmao +--- 634694921 +>>634694849 +lmao did we post the same pic at the same time? what are the fucking odds +--- 634695098 +>>634694921 +well, we are a cult +--- 634695136 +>>634695098 +Indeed. +--- 634695447 +>>634683815 +who? +captcha: TMGAY +--- 634695908 +>>634662567 +The point isn't that games can't have political themes that fit its world, or works as a thought exercise. It's that developers, publishers, and PR personnel using their business platform as a propaganda arm For The Party™, is alienating. +It ruins consumer business relations, it's not rocket science. +It especially doesn't help that one extreme, far more than the other, believes it's own hype so much, it always takes precedence over making a good product to the point it actively treats those outside the party as capital E, Evil. +That's how ideologues act. +Why should anyone stay quiet about not wanting slapfights, anachronistic ideological flags and symbols, and developer's personal hate blog in a game. +If I wanted to play the equivalent of a 00's Bush flash game, I'd just do exactly that instead. + +It's tiring seeing developers like Insomniac, Ubisoft, Blizzard, etc. pandering to political groups despite anachronism, and prior content, all because buckdancing niggers and fags and movements have been inorganically placed into almost all pop culture, to accelerate marketability (hint it didn't work), creating discontent and parallel markets. +It's tiring to then see indies to be similar discord spreading, when it could have been part of the parallel market. + +I'm then free to tell them I think they're a faggot and would never have survived a day Cambodia. +--- 634695990 +>>634694757 +It's meh. Not worth the price given the amount of content, so wait for a sale. There's also a demo if you're curious about the gameplay. +--- 634696296 +Lamb DLC for my birthday? Yes please. +--- 634697532 +>>634672661 +Who the fuck names their kid Lambert? +--- 634698820 +I made all of these posts btw i've used my alts to fabricate beef by using politics. Now wheres my cute lamb girl. +--- 634699142 +>>634698820 +wtf, why would you do that +--- 634699303 +>>634698820 +--- 634699738 +I'm straight and for me? It's femboy lamb +--- 634700150 +>>634698820 +--- 634700289 +Shamura is the weakest part of the game. especially compared to kallamar +their domain gimmick is mostly just "wait for spiders to fall out of the ceiling" +The bosses are ok +Shamura themselves is chaotic but sprisingly easy. their theme feels like im fighting one of their lackys instead of the big boss themselves. +Character is pretty interesting. +good game. had fun. cant wait for relics + also its annoying as fuck how everbody only ever talks about the lamb when the bishops are way more interesting but noooo its always gotta be about the fucking lamb who literally has no personality +--- 634700556 +>>634698820 +--- 634701598 +>>634636232 +ok +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a42qd3FLF-c [Embed] +--- 634701721 +>>634636232 +like pic related? +--- 634704008 +>>634692346 +It feels like we keep getting robbed on this idea, the only other games I can think of that have this kind of town-building/dungeon crawling system are ActRaiser and Hinterland, and they also both feel like they would have benefited from a lot more content and deeper gamplay. +--- 634704469 +>>634703265 +Anon... +--- 634704805 +I'm bed +nice thread, shitposting aside +--- 634705542 +>>634642435 +Yeah Christians do tend to have a crippling victim complex. +--- 634707372 +I can't wait for this update and I hope the paid dlc comes sooner than this one. they lost so many time doing jackshit. this game has much more potential. Hopefully they'll make the HUB bigger, it's way too smol +--- 634708050 +>>634648831 +Fully female but with the ability to grow a magical cock to impregnate followers. +--- 634708245 +>>634653139 +It's pretty charming but I would personally pirate it. I don't think it's worth 16 dollars. +--- 634708889 +>80% of the thread are atheists and furries screaming about Christianity +>the rest is shilling and tranny porn +lmao nice game +--- 634709625 +>>634708050 +I support this. +--- 634709697 +>>634636359 +>Why should I give a shit what the developers think? +Because you're financing their lifestyle and sociopolitical activities, you numpty. +--- 634709838 +>>634708889 +Welcome to /v/, enjoy your stay. +--- 634710553 +>>634709697 +And why should I care about that? +--- 634711374 +>>634691520 +lol my game's dev team is like this +--- 634712079 +Is there a reason to use any weapon other than the big fuck off hammer? It feels really OP. +--- 634714507 +Lamb ass. +--- 634715203 +>>634642731 +> The videogame has family values and heterosexual characters - something a tranny would not like +> The videogame has a tranny mass shooter raping shildren - an attack on trannies + +I put it in words you could relate now. diff --git a/v/634647495.txt b/v/634647495.txt index 39eb1b0afb4a1fb8eefea4dec8a4a1496ad79859..225a52768c648ee7472eb4ad1cc40ba4c2444c65 100644 --- a/v/634647495.txt +++ b/v/634647495.txt @@ -400,9 +400,6 @@ How much have you played blasphemous? my first playthrough had the game feeling >being able to leap into abysses to skip areas >the ng+ content and bosses being way better than the rest of the game >remembering where important things like bile flasks are, ignoring the 999999 worthless pickups and beads instead of spending half the game exploring only to find useless garbage ---- 634671905 -Best: none in particular -Worst: Hollow Knight probably --- 634672196 >>634647495 (OP) The best is Dawn of Sorrow @@ -464,3 +461,307 @@ The game has muddy puddle shading. >>634667809 art direction doesnt solve the issues with the gameplay Not to mention the art direction's greatness was often more superficial. you could notice the game getting uglier once you look more at the details and have been playing it a lot +--- 634676150 +>>634647495 (OP) +Best: Tough choice but Prime 1 is just the perfect game for me despite its flaws + +Worst: Owlboy. Perhaps its not in totality a Metroidvania but it sure was advertised as one. And even as a regular platformer its just all around underwhelming with spacious areas with nothing in them and non threatening obstacles due to the nature of your abilities +--- 634677068 +>>634674324 +I think giving their masks mouths is the one line fanart shouldn't cross. Otherwise do as you like. +--- 634678609 +>>634648509 +Snoy fag +--- 634678732 +>>634647495 (OP) +Prime 2 was the best for me. +Ghost song was the worst purely because Female protags who talk consistently ruin my enjoyment of video games. +--- 634679747 +>>634664494 +Things Metroid has over Hollow Knight: +>atmosphere +>music (arguable) +Things Hollow Knight has over Metroid +>variety of upgrades and therefore incentive for exploration +>interesting characters +>gameplay mechanics +>engaging boss fights + +It's normal to like both but the nostalgiafags are delusional. Then again it's to be expected for a board that blanket hates games made outside of corporations. +--- 634679864 +>>634647495 (OP) +Did you mean hollowlike? +--- 634679942 +>Game of the Year still isn't out +--- 634679951 +>>634647495 (OP) +bloodstained is the best one because it remembers to be fun and let's you make wacky overpowered miriams dressed like clowns +--- 634680428 +When is it time to admit that metroidfags have completely destroyed an entire genre because of some game their parents bought for them as a kid? What other game does that to its own genre? +--- 634680531 +Anyone play Lone Fungus yet? I was expecting something on the level of Haiku the Robot since the devs are friends and did some cross-promotion but it's pretty monstrously cruel with some of its platforming challenges. +--- 634681134 +>>634664494 +Contrarianism + lots of people don't really like metroidvania's or what they want out of one is way different than what HK provides. Any game hyped up as much as HK is going to have a ton of haters and that's just how it is, but goddamn when I see people praising dogshit like Bloodstained or Rabi Ribi and shitting on HK or Blasphemous I want to bash their fucking skulls in. +--- 634681430 +>>634681134 +honestly i'd say HK is pretty above blasphemous too +the average blasphemous fan in this board is eternally butthurt over HK btw +--- 634681580 +>>634681430 +Yes HK is above blasphemous but blasphemous is underrated. I don't like seeing it shit on by people who think Bloodstained is a masterpiece, that shit is borderline fan game tier and that's an insult to some fan games. +--- 634681808 +>>634647495 (OP) +Best: La-Mulana +Worst: Environmental Station Alpha +--- 634681858 +>>634681580 +i honestly think blasphemous first playthrough is kinda shitty +ng+ is better in so many ways, game skyrockets in the boss quality too +--- 634682743 +>>634681808 +Haven't played La Mulana but holy fuck ESA sucks ass, Idk how it's always so high on tier lists. +--- 634685171 +>>634661875 +Great now do it again after a 30 min gaunlet +--- 634686542 +>>634647495 (OP) +best: hollow knight +worst: ori and the blind forest + +btw i have played nestroid several times and i'm still rating ori worst. it's that bad +--- 634686620 +>>634649208 +ori was just extremely forgettable to me. i literally remember nothing from it other than the artstyle +--- 634686757 +>>634664494 +it's the same people that say botw is bad. it's just classic 4chan retardism +--- 634686973 +>>634664494 +It's more that people wank it as the pinnacle of metroidvanias when the metroidvania aspects are the worst part of Hollow Knight. +When people are praising the game it's usually either +>muh atmosphere +>boss fights +>"content" +--- 634687087 +>>634679747 +Don't forget controls and map design, Metroid is better in those regards too +--- 634687195 +>>634679747 +>>634679864 +>>634680428 +>>634681134 +>>634681430 +Hollow Kniggers are getting uppity again +--- 634687209 +>>634653406 +It doesnt even feel like a metrodvania due to how linear it is and how fast you get abilities. +It feels more like a bland platformer like limbo +--- 634687240 +>Best +Zero Mission +>Worst +I guess Ori and the Blind Forest. It's not terrible but I can't think of any I like less than this. It was ok +--- 634690195 +>>634679747 +>interesting characters +I hate to break it to you, but I am unironically more interested by a murderous space pterodactyl that can talk than any of those funko pops. +--- 634690508 +Play Rabi-Ribi, anons, is a good game, play it on hard for a pleasant experience. +--- 634690663 +>>634647495 (OP) +Best:Aria of sorrow +Worst:Funko knight +--- 634690978 +>>634690195 +Try playing the game before replying. +--- 634691269 +>>634663910 +Play Symphony of the Night +--- 634691391 +>>634690978 +He is not wrong tho Ridley has more personality than then entire HK cast and Ridley doesn't even speak. +--- 634691476 +>>634670363 +Environmental Station Alpha and Axiom Verge +--- 634691739 +>>634691391 +This. Ridley has more personality in his distorted scream than any game in existence. Including your favorite game. +--- 634693524 +>>634653590 +Lone Fungus +Basically Hk with a sprinkle of Celeste. +Great mobility,tons of content and constantly getting new stuff even after the release. +Made by one dude too +--- 634693798 +>>634693524 +Lone fungus? more like tranny fungus. +--- 634693814 +>>634680531 +Don't do them,they are optional +--- 634694154 +Best: La-Mulana +Worst: I don't really have a worst one, but one I didn't really enjoy was Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance. Not a bad game, but it's by far the worst Castlevania Metroidvania. +--- 634694969 +Best: Momodora, Circle of the Moon, Marrow, ShadowMan + +Worst: Blasphemous, SotN +--- 634697359 +I hate when the maps are tiny +--- 634698038 +>>634670152 +*Monster Boy +and I agree, great game +--- 634698061 +best: sotn +worst: hollow knight +--- 634699446 +>>634647495 (OP) +>best +FTL. kneel, niggers +>worst +worst idk too many to note +--- 634699629 +>>634672964 +No, i stand by it, Deedlit is the best, Luna Nights was downright Kaizo Bullet shit at times, oh and defense and farming was useless. + +Speaking off, will LadyBug ever release the Mogura engine to the public? +--- 634699764 +>>634663437 +Ender Lilies would've been better if they ditched separate levels for stands. It feels like you're pigeonholed into using stuff you've already leveled up rather than trying out new things you unlock later on. +--- 634700016 +Since everything else has been mentioned: +Steamworld Dig 2 and Yokus Island express +Very enjoyable metroidvanias even if they are much shorter than other. +--- 634701541 +>>634699446 +Metroidvania? +--- 634702191 +>>634701541 +the ships count as upgrades +--- 634703917 +>>634647495 (OP) +Many castleroids contain so much platformer/comboslasher elements, that they stop being castleroids and become platformers with exploration elements, like Shantae. Or 2d slasher like Valdis Story. Or touhou, like Rabi-Ribi. So they have to be excluded ftom comparison on basis of not being castleroids. Even Blasphemous is somewhat more of a precision platformer with somewhat linear progression instead of choice of where to go. +--- 634704162 +>>634647868 +>>634659126 +>>634661845 +>>634661987 +>>634663910 +>>634687240 +METROID GAMES ARENT FUCKING METROIDVANIAS YOU ACTUAL RETARDS + +Would you call a truck an SUV?? +--- 634704228 +>>634704162 +>METROID games aren't METROIDvanias +Do you understand how retarded you look? +--- 634704321 +>>634647495 (OP) +>best +Hollow Knight or Rabi Ribi. I did not expect to like Rabi Ribi so much because I don't particularly like anime games or bullet hells but I spent nearly 200 hours on it. +>worst +There have been a fuckload of extremely generic metroidvanias ever since HK exploded in popularity so I'm going to stick to ones that actually have effort put in and aren't just blatant cash grab attempts. + +Probably Blasphemous. Love the art style but the game has some issues with consistent controls, the bosses are too easy, enemy placement/environmental design seems to be intentionally annoying and the health bar may as well not exist because nothing is all that threatening outside of instant death pits and similar hazards. +--- 634704567 +>>634704228 +Correct, Metroid games lack the Castlevania part to be considered Metroidvanias. +The label has practically lost all meaning at this point and the idiot masses refer to any action adventure platformer as a metroidvania. +--- 634704597 +>>634704567 +Castlevania didn't add anything though, it's all the same shit +--- 634704651 +Just call it Metroid-likes you mouthbreathers. Metroidvanias have only ever referred to Igavanias and the only real modern game in that genre is Bloodstained. +--- 634704942 +>>634647495 (OP) +>best +Between Hollow Knight and Dawn of Sorrow. +>worst +Timespinner +--- 634705390 +>>634647495 (OP) +Best was Portrait of Ruin. Fuck you all trying to convince me this game was bad. No, it had the best gameplay, graphics and the best world too. Ecclesia had the best atmosphere, story, art and music though but that game has wonky gameplay. + +Worst: Dust a furry fetish experience +--- 634705471 +>>634694154 +I really need to cross La-Mulana out of my to play list. +--- 634705587 +>>634687240 +Ori isn't a Metroidvania. At least they didn't feel like that to me. Those games give you too much freedom to break the maps. + +Metroidvanias are more restricted in their exploration. In a sense I would consider Dark Souls more of a Metroidvania, although in 3D... +--- 634705685 +>>634704162 +Genuine autism. +--- 634705758 +>>634694969 +>SotN +Is this a real opinion? I hope so cause I feel like a crazy person with how much people jerk off that boring ass game. +--- 634705770 +What exactly is a "Metroidvania" if you're going to accept a game that pretty much has boundless maps like Ori as part of the genre? It confuses me... +--- 634705809 +>>634647495 (OP) +Best: Metroid Prime 1, Metroid Zero Mission + +Worst: Shantae Half Genie Hero +--- 634705878 +>>634705758 +NTA but I also think little of SotN. Well, just in the sense that the game becomes aggressively easier the more you progress in it. It's just a bad game design the GBA/DS games don't have. Neither does HK. +--- 634706768 +>>634677068 +did this small edit for you anon, i think it does look more natural now +--- 634707091 +>>634647495 (OP) +>best +what >>634647861 said +>worst +dead cells, it was fun but gets repetitive trying to train every reflex dodge, every parry, every prediction especially on boss cells where being oneshot or two shot is a common occurrence +--- 634707328 +>>634705809 +Pirate’s curse was the better shantae game +--- 634707792 +>>634647495 (OP) +>Good: Iconoclasts +>Bad: Dread +--- 634708305 +>>634707328 +It's still not a Metroidvania. None of the Shantae games are. +You need an actual incentive to come back and explore the maps, which Shantae give you none. +--- 634708693 +Best: Metroid: Zero Mission +Worst: possibly Shantae and Risky's Revenge +>>634679747 +Metroid also has better platforming and pacing. I like the general movement and shooting better as well but that's more of a preference thing. +--- 634708851 +>>634705770 +Exploration focused sidescroller with permanent powerups that extend your movement options. +--- 634710565 +>>634706768 +That tail/prolapse is still bad, but it's an improvement +--- 634711438 +>>634708851 +But most metroidvanias are extremely limited on that even after several power ups. +--- 634711583 +Best: Environmental Station Alpha +Worst: probably Axiom Verge 2 +I enjoy almost every actual Metroid game more than the rest of this genre pretty much. also, side note, but Aria of Sorrow is probably the most overrated game of all time. +--- 634711850 +Ori and Shantar aren't Metroidvanias. + +Order if Ecclesia barely makes the cut too since most of the stages are linear like in the original games. The final map is also linear, there isn't much to be explored there and by the time you get to it you have all the power ups already. So really, I don't see how that should be classified as a Metroidvania. +--- 634712783 +>>634708305 +>You need an actual incentive to come back and explore the maps, which Shantae give you none. +This is extremely shallow thinking and it's frequently a sign of a bad metroidvania. You can't just slap an extra room in an early area blocked off by some obstacle that can only be overcome by a late-game upgrade and say "now my game is is a good metroidvania." That's extremely lazy design and shows the dev(or in this case the anon) doesn't actually know what makes a good entry in the genre. +--- 634713187 +>>634705758 + +It has nice style and music, however the gameplay is just a braindead "stand-and-hit" slog, I can't understand how can somebody replay this aside from nostalgia factor. +--- 634713635 +>>634713187 +The gameplay is fine and better than a majority of clones that have come since. Biggest issue with SotN is how easy it is to completely break the game in a variety of ways, how easy it is to overlevel and how low the difficulty is in general. The balance is fucking horrible and the game is a hundred times better with retuning mods. +--- 634713787 +>>634650347 +I will now play this mod, tyvm, I really needed some GOOD metroidvania shit diff --git a/v/634661276.txt b/v/634661276.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6e27235d0d8bc5c244c796ac1a39fcbdd2cfe269 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634661276.txt @@ -0,0 +1,806 @@ +----- +--- 634661276 +Blasphemous is getting a sequel: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXAajmfuUeo [Embed] +https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/blasphemous-2-switch/ +--- 634661358 +Penitentechads we keep on winning +--- 634661530 +Hope it's got an atmosphere as strong as the first one +--- 634661571 +>hollowvania no one asked for +yay... +--- 634661582 +>>634661276 (OP) +Reminder to use Spanish dub to enjoy full experience +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKfree2PJ_A [Embed] +--- 634661627 +Do you consider Blasphemous to be a Metroidvania? + +I only played it for an hour or two (gonna find the time later), but I didn't like how there were bottomless pits and insta-kill spikes. +How is it a Metroidvania if it discourages a player from exploring? +--- 634661639 +"You see, Penitent One, I...am blasphemous too." + +Kino +--- 634661679 +>slophemus +No one cares, spics +--- 634661704 +>>634661571 +Rent-free. +--- 634661861 +>>634661276 (OP) +My first impressions are that it doesn’t look as interesting as the 1st one +--- 634662004 +>>634661358 +based spanish enjoyer +my spanish friend played it in english even though I practically begged him on my knees not to +--- 634662065 +>>634661679 +Rent-free. +--- 634662324 +>>634661627 +It only discourages you because you're shit at platforming +Unironically git gud +--- 634662473 +>>634662004 +I can see why he did it, to you the spanish dub sounds cool and exotic, to him the spanish dub sounds normal daily talk. Ye olde english is better in his case, for that exotic feel. +--- 634662504 +>>634661276 (OP) +I have some pretty big mixed feelings about Wounds of Eventide and my biggest hope is B2 fixing them up +Before WoE, Blasphemous felt right. Not something simple like God is Evil but how damaging fanaticism is. Everyone in Custodia was desperate for salvation and forgiveness of their sins, using the Miracle as an easy way out, worshipping anything supernatural and gladly taking any harm to their body as if that would clean their souls +Yet even then kind people trying to do the right were also blessed. The Penitent One’s journey had meaning going to show it isn’t easy like that and that their society was inherently wrong while their religion itself wouldn’t necessarily be. The lore of the Old of Charred visage recognizing this in spite of failing to teach people better and Escribar’s monologues indicating he also believed some of that was wrong and the Penitent One would be a test to determine that. +Having the Higher Wills just go on and claim the Miracle as his creation and all that because he wanted felt cheap for how the story was to that point, making me cling the deity itself (that explicitly was born later in a land that already existed) didn’t truly know what it talked about, as if the Miracle truly only did what it wanted then the Penitent One’s multiple revivals shouldn’t be possible. +Additionally he still prayed, he prayed to the Twisted One and his Brotherhood of Silent Sorrow still prayed to the Miracle. They weren’t some rebellious godslayers in spite of directly opposing the Higher Wills +I think I just want B2 to confirm that, some degree of separation of the Miracle from the Higher Wills, some explicit purpose behind the Brotherhood and their belief +--- 634662537 +>>634662324 +>"oh looks like there's something down that hole" +>die +>spawn all the way back +>stop trying to explore +You're a retard +--- 634662786 +>>634662473 +that's a pretty good reason +too bad his reason was that he didn't want to read subtitles cause his spanish not so bueno +--- 634663462 +For the anon who asked me to take a pic of the church in my town. Here you go buddy. If you're still here. + +Ain't as grand as the well-known cathedrals but I like it. +--- 634663634 +>>634662504 +>God is Evil +The Grievous Miracle isn't God, more like a parasitic entity feeding from adoration which it creates via suffering, boons and curses alike. +God is much like ours, created the world but after, leaves humanity in charge. +--- 634663778 +>le epic grimdark brooding epic cringe religious shit +who plays this besides edgy underageb&s +--- 634663959 +>>634661627 +Lol muh spikes boogeyman +--- 634663991 +I don't know much about Christian mythology, so I'm interested in Blasphemous to learn more about it. +--- 634664094 +>>634661276 (OP) +Killing heaven only made him stronger +--- 634664098 +>>634663778 +>he didn't pat the puppy +--- 634664171 +>>634663959 +"Exploring every nook and cranny" is the antithesis of "places where you get insta-killed". +--- 634664191 +>>634663991 +read their artbook, some good stuff in there +--- 634664320 +>>634663462 + +holy based thanks nigga +i always fucking love catholic architecture +how old is this church? +--- 634664353 +CHOOSE +--- 634664471 +So judging from the trailer, do you think you can switch between weapons or is it going to be like the penitence runs where you can only use one per run depending on what you chose? It would kinda suck if this were the case +--- 634664553 +>>634664353 +Man, Laudes really didn't deserve that happening to her. But it also shows that the Miracle is able of being jealous and thus feeling human emotions. +--- 634664565 +>>634664353 +Amanecidas for me +--- 634664754 +>>634664471 +From the steam page, I should think so. +--- 634664861 +Never played metroidvania +What are the essentials? +I heard Hollow Knight and Rain World +--- 634664959 +>>634661582 +It still baffles me that they released the game only with an english dub. It's nice that we got a spanish one, and (miraculously) is a good one. +But yeah, playing the game with half the cast talking like Puss in Boots is the definitive experience. +--- 634665178 +Claiming the flail +--- 634665182 +>>634662537 +Num 2 for moving your camera downwards +--- 634665226 +>>634664861 +And Metroid, both Dread and Super. +--- 634665267 +>>634661276 (OP) +I liked the first game enough but I hated the dlc being Ng+ exclusive, and I found the bosses in the basegame varied from meh to kinda shit. Hope this one is better and they've learnt from their mistakes +--- 634665317 +>>634662473 +The english dub sucks so bad I had to turn it off. Especially I really liked the writing in spanish. And for some reason, the same thing in english felt like some overly grandiose crap. +Maybe he's andalucian and the accent is too familiar, but it's hilarious that a spanish person shies away from one of the few things in which spanish voice acting doesn't suck ass. +--- 634665507 +>>634661276 (OP) +Finally more Spanish kino +--- 634665569 +>>634664098 +>pet le dog +--- 634665617 +>>634665317 +The only English voice I preferred over the Spanish one for some reason was the final boss one, it sounds creepier in english +--- 634666330 +>>634661582 +Well shit a good Spanish(Spanish) dub. Fucking finally. +--- 634666369 +So thematically this is basically the second coming of Jesus Christ? +--- 634666493 +>>634662004 +>my spanish friend played +>>634662786 +>his spanish not so bueno +??? +--- 634666561 +>>634666330 +The spanish dub of Dragon Ball really made every latam viewer hate Spaniard dubs kek +--- 634666713 +>>634664754 +So this pretty much confirms the miracle and the high wills are separate entities? +--- 634666727 +>>634666493 +english second language with his spanish language skills eroding over the years +--- 634666767 +>>634661276 (OP) +I hope they will make executions for most enemies and bosses, the first one had like what, 7 unique executions? And having not one boss finisher is a fucking crime +--- 634666862 +>>634666561 +kek, I wasn't really thinking in that direction. It's just usually the voices are off putting or poorly cast. I have no issue with the accent itself. +--- 634666905 +>>634666561 +Dragon Ball's dub was pretty bad. Centralists won't admit it but the (older) Catalan dub was much better. + +>>634666727 +I see, makes sense. Just like I forgot almost everything I learned in school over the years by not being involved din those subjects, I guess. +--- 634666908 +>>634664959 +A lot of features had to be cut due to budget constrains, going first for a english dub made more sense from a worldwide perspective. +--- 634667082 +>>634666767 +They added more executions with patches. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrHjfFEeBM [Embed] +--- 634667116 +>>634661627 +There's an ability that allows you to fall through the pits without dying. Some progress can only be made that way. +--- 634667878 +>>634661276 (OP) +whya re youposting this thread again +--- 634668108 +>>634667878 +VIDEOGAMES?! ON MY /v/?! +--- 634668618 +>>634668108 +I WANT MY POL THREADS MY COOMER THREADS MY ECELEB THREADS MY TWITTER THREADS MY REDDIT THREADS MY SCHIZO THREADS I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED WHILE THE WORLD SLWOLY ENDS ON MY BASKET WEAVING FORUM +--- 634668724 +>>634668108 +HOW DARE YOU KILL AN ECLEB THREAD ON /V/ TO DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES! +--- 634669390 +>>634667878 +The first one worked because it was posted on Evropean hours +Now Am*ricans roam the board +--- 634670224 +>>634661276 (OP) +>tfw never finished the first one +--- 634670887 +>>634670224 +I stopped playing because I found out I had to redo the entire game because some old retarded guy killed himself and I couldn't get the real ending +--- 634671079 +>>634661276 (OP) +so what? its like metroidvania dark souls or something? +--- 634671139 +>>634661571 +>>634661679 +>>634663778 +you're brown +--- 634671581 +>>634665178 + +Dual Blades look cool as shit. + +>>634661276 (OP) + +Do we have a high quality version of this yet? Best I've seen is the one at the end of the trailer. Prime Wallpaper material. +--- 634671619 +>>634667878 +Because I woke up late and barely missed the last thread. +--- 634671669 +I was surprised they effectively dunked on all the lore they built up with how Eventide ended. Now I'm even more surprised with what we've been teased. +My boy Diogracias.... :(, also no Mea Culpa/Twisted One +--- 634672858 +Blasphemous is the best SOTN clone +Hope they do something different in the second +--- 634672918 +>>634671581 +They seem like an estoc and a parrying dagger. Pretty cool. +--- 634673240 +>>634661627 +Not really, the core gameplay doesn't change in the slightest no matter how many Keys you find. Calling Blasphemous a metroidvania is like calling Chip's Challenge a metroidvania. +It's just a traditional 2D action game +--- 634673321 +>>634673240 +I call it a non-linear platformer. + +Same case as Rain World. +--- 634673374 +You cant name a more kino boss fight +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y2bE8teBq4 [Embed] +--- 634673441 +>>634673321 +That sounds about right, pretty good comparison. Blasphemous is like Rain World except with worse combat +--- 634673464 +>>634661276 (OP) +Lol, why. +And why is the Penitent back, wasn't that ending's whole point to be sequel bait to play as the chick nobody liked and was voiced like crap? +--- 634673483 +>>634672918 + +Yup, I thought the same. I've also noticed they're used pretty consistently when he's doing his aerial dodge in the trailer, so I wonder if different weapons will be tied to certain movement. Could be cool. +--- 634673552 +>>634660406 → +>How could the High Wills create something more powerful than them? +Who knows. Keep in mind that that says "Heralds the return of the Miracle", but if the High Wills weren't the Miracle then why would it need to "return"? The entire event in Cvstodia is proof it's already there so if the Miracle wasn't the High Wills just acting as it for adoration then the High Wills would be gone but not the Miracle as you don't destroy it at all during the course of the game even in the original ending. You never even meet whatever the Miracle is supposed to be in either the base game true ending or the true ending. +--- 634673823 +>>634668618 +>>634668724 +Then make a thread and stay there faggots +--- 634673834 +>>634673464 + +The original "true" ending, sure, but the one added in the latest DLC very much gave a "putting DOOM guy away until we need him again" vibe, then teased the weird heart dude. + +I also noticed that the Twisted One touches him on his arm/shoulder before fading away, and the Penitent One seems to have roots or something growing on his arm in the sequel. May or may not be related but it seemed interesting with the sequel imagery. +--- 634673946 +wait but didn't El PENITENTE die once he sat on the throne? how is he back? +--- 634674042 +>>634673834 +Oh, well, that's preferable to playing as the chick. +--- 634674287 +>>634673946 +Who says he's back? +They said he's in a new place. +--- 634674303 +>>634674042 + +Crissanta has a new voice actor if you're talking about how she sounded at launch. The improved most of the voice acting as well as added a Spanish dub which is fantastic. + +https://youtu.be/laBOw_dyIiY [Embed] +--- 634674317 +>>634673946 +>once he sat on the throne +That's not the true ending anymore and hasn't been for a while. +--- 634674378 +>>634673946 +In the true ending he kills some deities and returns inside a giant heart after getting a shoulder pat from that universe's version of Jesus. +--- 634674485 +Hammer looks cool. It was the best addition to Ori 2. But in most games the slow powerful weapon is always inferior to the fast weak weapons. +--- 634674602 +>>634666727 +Literally me +--- 634674664 +>>634674378 +They're not true deities. +They're more like the population unconscious tough of what should be controlling the miracle made flesh. +Very Megami Tensei. +--- 634674734 +>>634673946 +I didn't understood jackshit but i don't care either, just enjoy the game +--- 634674759 +>>634673552 +What do you think is going to be the direction of the plot? By the steam description of the game, the miracle still exists, or has been reborn. How could be reborn if the high wills are no more? +--- 634674968 +>>634674759 +Honestly, I have zero clue. We're probably gonna see whatever created the High Wills/not-Heaven if anything and how the new region worships their own god since it's apparently not Cvstodia. +--- 634675161 +>>634674968 +The first game was very southern spain oriented. +Maybe this one is more northern with peliqueiros and stuff. +--- 634675172 +One day the Penitent One was hacking at a scrimblo with the mea culpa. He asked the miracle "Who is the best gamer?" The miracle said "Read the second word" +Reply to this post with "Blasphemous if he real" for good luck and lots of rosaries. +--- 634675603 +>>634674968 +What confuses me the most is the fact that is implied the miracle only exists/manifest in cvstodia, so its existance in other land seems contradictory. +--- 634675713 +>>634664861 +Oh man, that depends do you want the "classics" or do you want some of the more modern ones predicated on what the classics did? Its actually a significant variety in the genre but the ones that were more or less the "genre namers" classics are +>Super Metroid +>Castlevania: Symphony of the Night +They're still great games, but there are also a lot of other Metroid games and Castlevania (half of which are "classicvania" more linear games and half are igavania, SOTN style) ones too. + +When it comes to the PC or multiplat later comers some of the others here are often noted as good opportunities +>Shadow Complex Remastered +A great first Metroidvania, very "by the book" and not overly complex but still solid. +>Hollow Knight +One of the largest, most in depth "souls-like + metroidvania" +>Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition +A cute, solid metroidvania that has some Studio Ghibli sort of inspirations. Also has a sequel that's solid too. +>Guacamelee Super Turbo Championship Edition +Yes, you want STCE for most content the "Gold Edition" is actually older and with less content. An excellent metroidvania with Mexican styling (including swapping between the worlds of the living and the dead) very active combat too as well as platforming (especially in the optional secret areas for the good ending) and can even be played co-op! The sequel is equally as good. +>Axiom Verge +Leaning more heavily graphically and mechanically to the "Metroid" side of things this is a sci-fi metroidvania that is well liked. Its sequel Axiom Verge 2 finally got out of EGS timmytencent jail so its on Steam. +>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night +Made by Koji Igarashi, the creator of Castlevania Symphony of the Night, this is basically a crowdfunded mega "igavania" made "Castlevania, but without any of the licensed characters". Very well supported. Also Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon series for classicvania. + +Out of room, but this is a start. LOTS more! +--- 634675901 +>>634661276 (OP) +Blasphemous's GUI soundscape, specifically the little chime they reused for the Summer 2023 date drop, is really classy, timeless even. +--- 634675921 +does the penitent one seem faster or is it just my imagination? That was one of my few complaints about the original. He's pretty slow until you get all the movement trinkets. +--- 634675928 +>>634674378 + +He literally raises from the dead in the coffin they buried him at the end of the first game. +--- 634676068 +>>634675713 +stop nobody play games here, let alone posts on v assisting others +--- 634676087 +>>634675901 +It is, dare I say, SOVLful +--- 634676262 +Arm covered in roots. +--- 634676328 +>>634675713 +I'd throw Ender Lillies in there as well. It's well made, and one of the most accessible ones as far as the genre goes. +>>634676068 +hey i play games sometimes +--- 634676414 +What's this little chuuni gonna be up to? +--- 634676748 +>>634675713 +Man I really did not enjoy Axiom Verge. I can kind of appreciate it going for the Metroid 1 look but it was just so incredibly bland. +--- 634676798 +>>634662504 +I agree that the final DLC felt to me like it contradicted the image of the miracle and the higher wills I had conjured in my mind. Going for the demiurge angle was a disservice to what they had built during the base game. +--- 634676848 +>>634675603 +>its existance in other land seems contradictory. +maybe it spread into other regions between the two games. or something similar manifested in this other region. +--- 634676947 +>>634676414 + +Back in Custodia being useless. +--- 634676972 +Is it just me or does it look less violent and dark than the first? They made a big deal about the gore and aesthetics in the first one. I didn't see any of that in the trailer. +--- 634677089 +>>634661627 +No, Metroidvanias usually have you acquiring new abilities which let you change how you get around. The devs seemed to think it was a Castlevania game though with the layout of the map. +In something like SotN, backtracking isn't ever really painful because everytime you're going through a screen you already have, you have something new like speed or bat form that makes it a lot faster and it's fun to fly through places you remember having trouble getting around. +In Blasphemous this never really happens, every screen is always as tedious as it was the first time you go through it. It makes exploring for secrets and going back through areas a boring chore that I dreaded. +--- 634677191 +first one was mid as fuck +--- 634677217 +>>634676972 +The problem with the first one is that they tied the extensive gore to the dogshit execution system. +--- 634677228 +>>634676972 + +To me the art looks unfinished. We still have months before release so I'd give it at least another trailer before feeling concerned. They've shown how iterative their aesthetic process is with the updates to the original. +--- 634677418 +>>634677191 +Your language is fucking gay +--- 634677514 +>first game almost tripled the price this year +YUP that's a pirate +--- 634677643 +>>634677191 +>>634677418 +no cap fr fr on god L ahh game +--- 634677664 +DO YOU WISH TO MAKE THE BRONZE SING, ANON? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk93VzMIRbc [Embed] +--- 634677802 +>>634661276 (OP) +i hope the gameplay isn't ass this time +--- 634678452 +>>634661276 (OP) +rapier and parry dagger is kino +--- 634678483 +>>634676262 +Reminds me of what happened to your guy in Scorn. +--- 634680772 +>>634661582 +Viridiana is cute! +--- 634681865 +Redpill me on the lore for the first Blasphemous. I like the art but I’ve never played. +--- 634682302 +>>634676414 +Probably death, the sequels seems to happen a lot of years after the first one. If the miracle cycle is recycled, maybe a couple of centuries later. +--- 634683003 +>>634676748 +Axion Verge 1 was pretty fun for me but what I think sold it was the lore that you get over how their society was destroyed while exploring and learning about Athetos. 2 felt like a downgrade though. Exploration was incredibly good but combat took a nasty hjt. +--- 634683030 +>>634676798 +This. You can tell at some point they did a total 180 on the original direction of the sequel, the original ending had a cliffhanger that pointed at Crisanta being the central figure in the sequel, years later they destroyed the original lore and went with a very different overall message on religion. +--- 634683136 +>>634661276 (OP) +>Out before Silksong +Eternally mogged +lol +lmao even +--- 634683842 +>>634681865 +Wounds of Eventide makes everything screwy but in essence: +Custodia is a super fanatical religious land. At some point one of its citizens prayed really hard for punishment “believing the pain of tbe body would relieve the pain of the soul” and was fused into the tree that grew under him to suffer in it. People then WORSHIPPED that. This “First Miracle” would then be followed by similar manifestations through the land. +Whenever anything went against their beliefs, whenever they prayed hard to it, the Miracle fulfilled it left and right eventually becoming a land of monsters out of all the people warped from it. The Miracle didn’t distinguish it only fulfilled it. Even a man that was executed was brought back to life and started a murderspree from it. This fanaticism is a recognized issue pointed by NPCs and even lore and backstory of items and bosses but even they failed to wake people up to the fact you can’t just worshi anything for cheap salvation like that. +Your character belongs to the Brotherhood of Silent Sorrow, which also worship the Miracle but seemingly had different beliefs of penitence. They want to end this madness and for that they started this journey to fight their way to the highest holy figures and the like. Your MC made a vote of silence and the Miracle took away his voice. As pointed out, the Miracle is also what brings you back to life constantly. As both sides are blessed by the miracle then whoever comes out on top is the right one. +You basically roam the land trying to free people of their suffering, help them fix up the land and attack the Pope. +--- 634683856 +Did the addon DLC that came out later on good enough to do another run of the first game? I kinda remember it, and kinda not. +--- 634684593 +>>634683856 +It gives you four brand new boss fights and some new areas. +--- 634685782 +>>634661571 +>hollowvania + +Since when its Metroid not an og of the genre but Hollow Knight is? +--- 634686608 +>>634661276 (OP) +Soulsvania is the biggest trash to ever come out of indie scene. +These indievania fuckers have ruined real metroidvania scene by forcing souls lile atmosphere in metroidvania. +An example is Ender Lilies or hollow knight. Horrible. World design, it all looks the same and clearly a rip off souls games. +--- 634686675 +>>634685782 +Hollowknight incorporated celeste tier platforming +--- 634687279 +>>634661639 +--- 634687481 +>>634673240 +>>634673321 +>>634673441 +>>634677089 +You nigger zoomer faggots are, at best, being disingenuous about what constitutes a metroidvania, and at worst one of those literal bugmen trying to change the genre's name to "hollowlike" +--- 634689130 +>>634686608 +Cry more faggot. +--- 634689453 +>>634664553 +That's the whole purpose, to sort of seed the idea that the miracle isn't just ineffable but capricious. That explains the Greater Wills being three attention whores, a twist I didn't ENJOY but one that I felt was properly built up. +I'm very interested for our second visit to Custodia to see what they do next with the world +--- 634690129 +>>634661276 (OP) +I'm hyped. For me, Blasphemous and Ori 2 are the only metroidvanias that are just as good or maybe even better than Hollow Knight. +--- 634690250 +>>634661639 +I almost choked kek +--- 634690284 +>>634661276 (OP) +I was so into this game, the difficulty and the aesthetic of it until I got a shitty ending because of some stuff I needed to google. Who do they think they are, Iga? +--- 634690516 +>>634676068 +>nobody play games here +You say it as if it's a bad thing. +--- 634691184 +I really enjoyed Blasphemous but i think I'm done with Metroidvanias for good. Go on without me lads, and enjoy it for me. +--- 634691817 +>>634674303 +I always hated how the first one just sounded like some kind of teenager instead of a female warrior. +--- 634694208 +>>634691184 +burnt yourself out? +--- 634694392 +>>634663462 +Looks pretty sweet breh. +--- 634694443 +>>634661276 (OP) +Kind of bummer it appears to be a direct sequel. Am I the only one who likes series that have the same characters existing in a world of the same name but given the freedom to explore its themes in a different manner? Like LoZ prior to the autistic fags forcing a time line, or how Mad Max works? Direct sequels often are too limiting and, especially in games, create inconsistencies as gameplay advancements are made. +--- 634694527 +>>634661276 (OP) +Wonder if the bosses are going to actually require skill this time around instead of spamming spells then facetanking +--- 634694771 +>>634661276 (OP) +Kanashii be the Kokoro, Penitent One. +--- 634695235 +The first one was 10/10 atmosphere 3/10 gameplay. The movement and combat was unsatisfying and clunky and game design was shit most often than not.. if they improve on the gameplay but keep the same atmosphere it has the potential to become a must play title +--- 634695453 +>>634695235 +>10/10 atmosphere +meh, quite a few zones were pretty forgettable +--- 634697114 +>>634661358 +Lets fucking go +--- 634697997 +>>634663634 +That was before WoE. The last update adds a new ending when you learn than the High Wills were evil all along. Which kind of contradicts the previous crumbs of lore we were given on the nature of High Wills, the Miracle and their relationship. That's why that anon you were replying to is conflicted about WoE. Like many others. +--- 634698196 +>>634676262 +>covered +Knowing the world of Custodia it's turned into briars. +--- 634698223 +>>634661276 (OP) +blasphemous sucked +--- 634698286 +>>634694527 +As long as they aren't more giant background props you wail against in between dodging simple attack patterns and projectiles. +--- 634699023 +>>634698286 +God you really notice this quickly. It's one of the old complaints I had about the game. Because they're so dedicated to the style it turned loads of bosses in the first game into boring floating set pieces. + +Notice how the best bosses have aways been the fully animated duels that you can parry. +--- 634699189 +Spaniards are true Christians, other are cultists +--- 634699428 +>>634663462 +Thats a very nice church bro neat cloudless blue sky too +My parents used to take me on long roadtrips where we visited every church in our region +--- 634699640 +>>634661582 +damn this sounds so kino, I have bought the game twice and I still haven't played it. + +first guy was the spanish voice actor for solid snake, which is now considered one of the best spanish dubs ever made +--- 634701101 +>>634676972 +Might just be trying to keep that stuff out of the preview, it was for the Nintendo Switch remember +--- 634701180 +religion le fucking BAD, the game +--- 634701232 +>>634701180 +Literally not. +--- 634701480 +>>634661627 +Really the first part of the game has the largest number of OHKO deaths. If you get past the first boss you kind of get used to what the game expects from you and you don't often die to them. +--- 634701501 +>>634701180 +Religion is fucking METAL, the game +--- 634702306 +>>634701180 +its just, mate +you need to understand that if you say these types of comments you actually NEED to have played the games because when people say "black" le bad, we can instantly tell if you've played it or have made a glancing judge from the cover and im afraid for you, its the former +--- 634702357 +>>634702306 +i meant to say "blank" +muscle memory and all that +--- 634702527 +>>634701180 +>religion bad +You play as a deeply religious dude. Its not "religion bad", its religious sect vs religious sect. +--- 634702606 +>>634701180 +>Basedjack poster is retarded +--- 634702662 +>>634701180 +>wojakposter didn't play the game +many such cases +--- 634702712 +>>634686675 +So it implemented kusoge? Sorry to hear that. +--- 634702767 +>>634661276 (OP) +Just play Hollow Knight, it's better +--- 634702994 +>>634702767 +It's extremely mid and reeks of soi. Blasphemosu is flawed, but it feels like it has genuine passion and feelings put into it, HK in comparison is a sterile by the numbers product made for reddit. +--- 634703174 +>>634662504 +>Everyone in Custodia was desperate for salvation +Not everyone. +Nacimiento did not even know what he did wrong. +--- 634703225 +>>634661582 +Crazy how better it sounds, also genuinely impressed at the first time Spanish (Spain) sounds better than Spanish(LatAm), which usually sounds more manly. +--- 634703405 +>>634673464 +>the chick nobody liked +I want to play as Isidora +--- 634703616 +Was Escribar evil? +--- 634703756 +>>634701232 +>>634701501 +>>634702306 +>>634702527 +>>634702606 +>>634702662 +ok I will now play your game +--- 634703831 +634701180 +wojack poster everyone, not even worth a (You) +--- 634703882 +>>634661571 +You are a heretic. Stay OUT of our holy threads. +--- 634704408 +The wooden arm is an interesting gimmick, but what is it going to be used for? +--- 634704438 +>>634704408 +Grappling hook, calling it now. +--- 634704537 +>>634666727 +That's not fucking possible. There's no way you forget your first language THAT bad. I mean, I would get it if it were for reading some complicated book or something but a fucking videogame? You don't just forget the meaning of basic worlds you've used in your entire childhood all of a sudden. Not even people with amnesia forget their language +--- 634704659 +>>634704438 +I see it more like a stronger connection to the miracle and a source of spiritual power. Prayers already act as spells, what else spirit can be used for? +--- 634704902 +medicore gameplay good everything else +--- 634705578 +>>634690129 +>She is hot +Miracle, help me. I am feeling tempted. +--- 634705673 +>>634661276 (OP) +This game got hard carried by it's amazing art direction. The gameplay itself is static throughout the entire game and the movement is extremely clunky which only makes it more confusing why the devs decided to add difficult platforming challenges when the game doesn't control well. +It's still a good game and worth playing but gets outshone by hollow knight in virtually every way imaginable. +--- 634705778 +>>634705673 +It's more of a 2D Dark Souls, than a metroidvania. But then again, people called Souls games 3D metroidvanias before, and FromSoft puts platforming into it despite the games having minimal support for any kind of traversal other than walking or running. +--- 634705785 +>>634705578 +I wonder if the sequel will have nudity like the first game +--- 634706176 +>still havn't gotten the speedrun cheev in B1 +Fuck sake. Let it be pushed back a year or something. +--- 634706668 +>>634705673 +>but gets outshone by hollow knight in virtually every way imaginable. +lol +--- 634706961 +>Mediocre to bad gameplay +>Great art direction +>Straight line level design and instant death spikes +Why are people excited about this? It doesn't even look significantly different and even looks worse. Fucking damage numbers? +--- 634707162 +>>634706961 +because it's fun +--- 634707364 +>>634661276 (OP) +firsr one was good until it wasn't and i got stuck in the level wandering around aimlessly not knowing where to go next. dumb game. +looks are good, but still, dumb aimless game was dumb. hope they make it more clear what you need to do in part 2 otherwise i'm out. +--- 634707550 +>>634705778 +I'd say it's more of an arcade side scroller than a soulslike desu. +--- 634707571 +You can use different weapons now? Unless I'm remembering it wrong, you only have 1 weapon in the first game. +--- 634707703 +>christian larpers pretend they like this shit game just as they pretend to worship their invisible sky genie +2016 ruined this site +--- 634707808 +>>634707703 +I'm Muslim and I enjoyed the game for its unique art style. You don't have to be Christian to appreciate the imagery. +--- 634707952 +>>634707808 +I respect Muslims and I could accept Allah existing. +Christians fucking piss me off and in no way could the Christian god or Jesus exist. Fucking kike shit. +--- 634708029 +>>634707952 +The game isn't trying to push a religion dude, it's just the theme they went with. +--- 634708052 +>>634707571 +Yes, you only had one weapon, the mea culpa sword. A lot of people expressed the desire to have multiple weapons so the devs obviously listened. +--- 634708121 +>>634708029 +Everything that depicts kikestianity in a good or even neutral light is literal brainwashing and I will not stand by it. +--- 634708186 +>>634706961 +damange numbers have only ever improved gameplay +--- 634708202 +>>634708121 +Must be exhausting to throw a fit every time you see a cross, but you do you. +--- 634708363 +>>634706961 +>Fucking damage numbers? +The first game was criticized for making some mechanics unclear and obfuscating damage-resistance numbers, so that's a good thing. Most likely you'll be able to turn them off anyway +--- 634708389 +>>634708202 +fuck off shitstian. Get the fuck out of my site +--- 634708807 +>>634707952 +>Jesus +Moron. +--- 634709305 +>>634703225 +Wait, is the spanish they speak in latam considered to sound manlier than the one from spain? I was under the impresion that it was the other way around. +--- 634709364 +>>634664171 +Ironically, you need to die a few times to get the good and real ending +--- 634709372 +>>634708121 +--- 634709491 +>>634661571 +>hollowvania +Thanks for your tears, fresh as usual. +--- 634709643 +>>634662504 +Did I misunderstood what the gist of the High Wills was? +I thought the Miracle and the Path of Ancient Processions were way older than the High Wills. The High Wills are just some kind of extremely powerful entity that is just taking advantage of both. +--- 634709906 +>>634709643 +That was my impression as well, the High Wills was some kind of a minor trickster god or a fallen angel that found a way to use the power of the Miracle. Otherwise there's a contradiction: High Wills architected their own death. +--- 634711719 +>>634707952 +Muslims worship the same God you retard. They accept jesus as a prophet they just don't think he was the son of God. Also most historians don't claim jesus didn't exist as a man, stfu you don't know shit +--- 634711793 +>>634711719 +muslims are a beautiful, exotic culture +kikestianity is a kike cult of pedos +--- 634711823 +>>634709305 +It is the other way around for everyone else but latam itself. +--- 634711889 +>>634711793 +Muslims worship the God of the Torah, it is an abrahamic faith, you have an 80 iq +--- 634711948 +>>634685782 +better question is, why is castlevania considered OG when only nu-vania was metroid-like and it hasn't had a game in 15 years? +--- 634712093 +>>634709305 +>>634711823 +Almost every country in latam speaks a totally different dialect of spanish than the rest in the region. Curiously, all of them agree that spanish from spain is the most faggy one. +--- 634712183 +>>634711889 +No they don't, they actually worship Allah, not YHWH +--- 634712263 +>>634711889 +Why are you still talking to him? +Just ignore his rambling. +--- 634712265 +>>634661276 (OP) +if the movement & level design isn't trash and the pixel art isn't sloppy unrefined shit that lacks any consistency.. +then maybe I'll give it another chance. but the first game failed pretty bad at everything. +--- 634712364 +>>634707952 +>I respect Muslims +kill yourself retard. imagine respecting people who worship a literal childfucker and serial murderer/rapist. +--- 634712383 +>>634712263 +Good point brother +--- 634712397 +>>634712093 +>>634711823 +I know people from latam consider spanish from spain a weird one but I wasn't aware of the faggines thing. It's funny because spaniards consider latam spanish a "softer" version in general. It depends on the dialect like you said. +--- 634712423 +>>634712364 +>literal childfucker and serial murderer/rapist. +Rabbi Jesus? +--- 634712508 +>>634712423 +--- 634712548 +>>634662537 +Have you tried falling with the Golden linen? Of course you didn't, retard +--- 634713345 +>>634703616 +his voice in the spanish dub fucking scared me +--- 634713457 +>>634712093 +It's literally just latinxs coping with their usual inferiority complex towards Spain +--- 634713465 +>>634663462 +>megaphone above the bell +soulless +--- 634713491 +>>634706961 +>Great art direction +You just said it yourself. The Dev team has some great creative minds. Also, Christian aesthetic is KINO +--- 634713729 +I hope we get a Spear/lance to play with too. +--- 634713962 +>>634661276 (OP) +Hopefully it's a good game with a good art style over being a bad game with a good artstyle like the original. +--- 634715508 +>>634661582 +The Spanish script is so fucking good. diff --git a/v/634661717.txt b/v/634661717.txt index b2b62669eb11b7cec14b48ed483313c443fbe38e..0daf3c575cc3e62525554a40dacc4f35ad40bfb6 100644 --- a/v/634661717.txt +++ b/v/634661717.txt @@ -148,3 +148,559 @@ Thank you for putting Mikan where she belongs. I hate her, but I don’t think s --- 634675956 >>634675332 90% of people like her for being a gamer girl with big boobs. That’s boring. The other 10% like her for how she fits into the themes of the story. That’s not boring. +--- 634676250 +Anyone have that komaru crouching down pic? You know the one. +--- 634676357 +>>634661772 +>AND also posts a picture of her +--- 634676494 +>>634675956 +You'd be surprised how many morons have supposedly played the game, but have missed the whole point and the ideology that Chiaki embodies. Same for most characters. +--- 634676591 +>>634676494 +explain how +--- 634676724 +my penguin of doomfuuUU!!! +--- 634676787 +>>634676357 +High IQ foreshadowing to have Miu wear a choker. +--- 634676931 +>>634676591 +Because I've noticed that there are a worrying number of anons haven't done the FTEs, speed-read important parts or just didn't play the game at all and only watched a streamer play it instead. +--- 634676943 +>>634661717 (OP) +>What do I think of it as a whole? +Interesting enough ideas to carry the first two games and crash and burn in the third. Every step forward also results in about 20 steps back in terms of story and gameplay +>How would I rank the trilogy? +1>2>>>>>>litteral human shit>>>>>>3 +>And who do I think is best girl? +1 Aoi +2 mikan or chiaki maybe peko +3 Angie +--- 634676981 +>>634676931 +what are some common misconceptions you’ve seen? +--- 634677203 +>>634662903 +anon, people only play dr for the waifus +--- 634677562 +>>634676724 +She killed millions. +--- 634677707 +>>634677203 +Objectively false. Fujos are huge in this fanbase. +--- 634677780 +>>634676981 +More than common misconceptions, it's that many anons haven't really tried to delve into concepts or ideals that the game presents and immediately dismiss it as absurd and shallow. I'm not saying this game is a masterpiece, but I truly believe it has many ideas that many overlook. Like for example, the parallels between the first two games. I love how Monokuma abuses the usually negative qualities of the first group like their greed and insecurities to get them to kill, and then abuses the usually positive qualities of the second group like loyalty, love and self-sacrifice to make them commit murder. I don't really see that discussed very often and I usually get dismissed when I try to bring it as a topic. +--- 634678056 +>>634661772 +Aoi. +--- 634678120 +>>634677707 +husbandos, same thing +--- 634678152 +>ywn cuddle with the ib00ky watching invader zim and eating hot pockets +--- 634678321 +>>634677780 +>Teruteru’s love for his mother +>Peko’s loyalty to Fuyuhiko +>Gundham’s philosophy to not give up on life +>Chiaki’s willingness to sacrifice herself for the good of the others overriding her AI not wanting to be discovered as the observer +Checks out. +>Mikan’s... love of caring for people? +Help me out here. +--- 634678324 +>>634678152 +>Ibuki IS actually the type of girl to love Invader Zim +I hate this post. +--- 634678481 +>>634661772 +Mukuro, of course. +--- 634678681 +>>634678321 +>Mikan’s... love of caring for people? +I would say something like that if it weren't for the fact that she admits in her FTEs that one of her biggest reasons for being a nurse is that she has control over her patients. Let's say she's a special case. +--- 634678721 +>>634677780 +I never noticed that. Neat. I always looked more into the characters than the story like the implications from Kiyo's freetimes that he was actually groomed by his sister rather than him just being into her by how she controlled most of his life growing up. +--- 634678970 +>>634677780 +>Kaede’s desire to protect everyone +>Kirumi’s desire to protect everyone +>Korekiyo’s love of incest murder +>Gonta’s desire to protect everyone +We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close. +--- 634679308 +>>634678721 +>>634678970 +>Korekiyo’s love of incest murder +Perhaps we can think of it as Kiyo trying to protect his sister's memory? +--- 634679859 +>>634678481 +She’s more attractive than Junko. +--- 634680560 +>>634676357 +the only competition she wins is “Most Embarrassing Death in DR History” +--- 634681373 +>>634678152 +fuck you for denying me something I didn't know I even wanted +--- 634681518 +>>634673263 +Why Kaede of all people? +--- 634681540 +>>634679859 +I like tomboys too but cmon anon +--- 634681737 +>>634681540 +In your heart you know it to be true. +Also, freckles. +--- 634681753 +>>634681579 +that's spoilers anon. dont bother doing 2 for each character in chapter 1 +--- 634681815 +>>634681737 +no, I hate Junko but she is super hot +--- 634682080 +>>634681753 +I wish you could have done the dating sim postgame mode playing as Kaede. +--- 634682494 +>>634682080 +The fact that they left Kaede's FTEs unfinished is never going to stop bothering me. Specially since her own FTEs are lame as fuck. +--- 634682580 +>>634681815 +Mukuro is a better Junko than Junko +--- 634682767 +>>634682080 +>>634682494 +>nooooo I needed shuichi backstory! +--- 634682896 +>>634681540 +personality can make a girl hotter or uglier. I don't find Junko as attractive because of the despair bullshit. Danganronpa IF made me a Mukuro fan. Kickin ass and saving lives is a mark of best girl. +--- 634683307 +>>634678681 +I do not care for how so many people view Mikan as a helpless adorable puppy. +--- 634684234 +>>634674513 +>the charisma void of Sonia in S tier +Hi soda +--- 634684324 +Mugi Tsumugi Smoogie Smoogs "The Moogs" Shirogane! +--- 634684883 +>>634684324 +she did nothing wrong +--- 634685525 +Oh wow this thread is still up. +>>634671640 +>>634672669 +B...But he's so hot... +>>634673926 +>>634674713 +>>634675181 +>>634676357 +>>634678056 +>>634678481 +>>634684324 +Great guesses, but somehow, you guys still haven't got it. +--- 634685617 +>>634685525 +Mahiru +--- 634685636 +>>634684883 +Correct. The "real people" offered themselves up and the ones she killed and had executed were fictional. +--- 634686072 +Why is one the best? +--- 634686554 +>>634685636 +B-but fiction can change reality! We’ll end Danganronpa with our own hands! Bone the meat on! +--- 634686859 +>>634674513 +Man this tier list sucks. +>>634673593 +I was very sleepy damnit! +>>634673573 +Okay! I'll try the game out one day. +>>634676943 +I don't think V3 was that bad. +>>634685617 +wrong +>>634686554 +It's actually on the meat bone, get it right. +--- 634687014 +>>634686859 +V3: Mostly the ending sucks and the rest wasn't stand out. And the framing device kinda sucks +--- 634687117 +>>634661772 +Draw Angie converting another DR girl to her religion. +--- 634687471 +>>634675119 +Hot and kind, just kind of annoying. +--- 634687545 +>>634687014 +V3 had the best characters do I can forgive some of the faults the game has. +>>634687117 +That's a great request. Same with the other request with the donuts. Unfortunately she's not my favourite. +--- 634687691 +>>634687545 +I thought the V3 cast was the worst. They were too quirky. +--- 634687858 +>>634682896 +She’s too much of a spaghetti spiller in IF +--- 634688184 +>>634661772 +Kirumi, of course. +--- 634688254 +>>634661772 +If it's Komaru, do all the requests so far in one image. +--- 634688523 +Draw a POV of being stepped on by Junko. If you think she's not the answer, you're wrong +--- 634689318 +>>634661772 +Do you have the same best girl as me? +--- 634689415 +>>634674513 +You have some godawful taste. +--- 634689535 +>>634682896 +>Danganronpa IF made me a Mukuro fan. Kickin ass and saving lives is a mark of best girl +So fanfiction made you like her? +--- 634689830 +>>634661772 +Celestia? +--- 634689853 +>>634689535 +Uh, yeah. And? +--- 634690827 +>>634689830 +Why does she have finger armor? +--- 634691315 +>>634661717 (OP) +Dont care. +2 is the best 1 is a great first game 3 is medicore and attracts autists up the ass and overall doesn't matter. +--- 634691463 +>>634689535 +It's not fanfic, it's just an alt dimension. +--- 634692224 +>>634691463 +>it’s not fanfiction, it’s fanfiction +--- 634692449 +I'm starting to think that you guys can never guess her... +>>634688184 +I really like her. Overhated character. Still wrong. +>>634688254 +Man now I'm glad she wasn't my favourite. That would've suck. I haven't even played UDG. +>>634689318 +No. But that's an uncommon and respectable choice. +>>634689830 +No. +--- 634692540 +>>634692449 +>I'm starting to think that you guys can never guess her... +Has she been posted in the thread yet? +--- 634692729 +>>634692449 +You WILL draw what everyone wants in this thread in a single image. Is it Sakura? +--- 634693039 +>>634692540 +Maybe not. +>>634692729 +No. +--- 634693198 +>>634693039 +Do all the requests. Does it happen to be Hiyoko? +--- 634693249 +>>634661772 +Behold, you will now draw Toko looking at Jack's scissors and being angry. +--- 634693443 +Usami/Monomi. Make everyone in the thread happen and draw everything you got so far. +--- 634693759 +>>634672669 +Hopeman isn't initially high of his rocker when you first meet him, it's only until half way through the first trial where he snaps and you get his demonic wheeze laugh along with pic related. Even when it's revealed Hopeman wasn't the killer, it's even worse because now you have a very smart and very dangerous freak who will do anything for hope running around the island and god only knows what he's gonna do next, better yet, WHEN he does it next. + +And that's just the first chapter. That's not even touching the other things like his FTEs, the final dead room, the russian roulette scene, all of chapter 5, and him revealing the ruins passcode. + +Meanwhile, the only things Lieboy does in the first chapter is act like a jackass and display a shred of sympathy to Kaede. He gets a good amount of focus like the meet and greet and the fake body discovery, but nothing on par with Hopeman's antics. It's really only until chapter 4 where he begins to stand on his own, and even that gets ruined by the next chapter revealing he's actually a gud boi who dindu nuffin. Even his own final ruse is a joke compared to 2-5. + +In short, Nagito was lightning in a bottle, and he was able to appeal to a vast amount of demographics and bring SC money. Kokichi was made to do the same (and he succeeded) but the only way they would be able to top Nagito is with a stroke of pure luck +--- 634694007 +himiko is the dumbest and worst character, so that's my guess +--- 634694083 +>>634693198 +>>634693443 +Please no. +>>634693249 +Incorrect. +>>634694007 +You'd think I would like the dumbest and worst character? Why would I do that? Also wrong. +>>634672837 +>>634673707 +>>634693759 +You guys make good points but unfortunately, Kokichi is hotter. And that's why he's better. +--- 634694485 +>>634694083 +>please no +You're one to talk when it comes to Hiyoko. You like Ouma. Also I'm guessing Kaede. Draw all the requests. +--- 634694657 +>>634694485 +NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 634694720 +>>634694657 +No as in I'm right and you have to destroy your hand drawing. +--- 634694923 +>>634694657 +>all this fuss over fucking Kaede +Absolute bottom of the barrel taste. +--- 634695010 +>>634694923 +Kaede is fine. +--- 634695041 +It's over... +>>634694720 +My poor hands... Fine, I'll begrudgingly do it. Goddamnit... Might not even be able to finish it for this thread. +>>634694923 +You're bottom of the barrel. +--- 634695127 +UDG is best game of the series +--- 634695162 +>>634695010 +>>634695041 +She's just a walking plot device with huge tits for that bait-and-switch. +--- 634695418 +>>634695041 +I'll bump as long as I have to with Takas. +--- 634695450 +>>634695162 +You're a walking plot device with uh, nevermind. +>best looks +>best personality +>very nice ultimate talent +>would do anything to protect the people she loves +She's the best. +--- 634695713 +>>634695162 +>>634695450 +It would have been a much better twist if you started out as Shuichi then switched to Kaede instead of the other way around. Not even because of personal preference. Shuichi was the typical Danganronpa protagonist type. He even was literally a detective. Kaede would also stand out compared to the previous protagonists who grew over the story. She already starts out as an optimist so the game could have flipped things by having her lose hope over the course of it all. +--- 634696052 +>>634695450 +>best looks +Subjective. +>best personality +Her personality changes to accommodate the plot and it makes no sense for her to do the stupid shit she did. +>very nice ultimate talent +Sure. +>would do anything to protect the people she loves +Except come up with a decent, non convoluted murder plan? +Kaede is a living example of a character that only exists to advance the plot, her whole personality is based on mixing the personalities of the previous protagonists and this causes her to suddenly decide to make drastic decisions with vague explanations that make no sense. She suddenly decides to commit murder even though two days ago she was dead set on not killing, then decides to do it in the most idiotic way possible even though she is supposedly intelligent and even after failing to kill the mastermind she still decides to carry out the trial just to "motivate Shuichi" even though she only knew him for how long? Three days? And we're supposed to believe that's a "noble sacrifice for the people she loves"? her moral compass is all over the place and going through all the changes she went in a single chapter is inexcusable. She just exist to set Shuichi as the protag and be eye candy. +--- 634696306 +>>634695713 +>She already starts out as an optimist so the game could have flipped things by having her lose hope over the course of it all. +This. Kaede falling into despair so quickly in a single chapter just makes her look like a plot device. If it had been done slowly and meticulously it would have been a thousand times better. Too bad that wasn't her role in the plot. +--- 634696882 +>>634695418 +I think the thread would actually hit bump limit before I can finish my drawing. But thanks anyways. +>>634695713 +I agree the game would've been better. +>>634696052 +I'm not saying she's the smartest or most consistent character... She has all the best parts of the other protagonists. And it is a noble sacrifice. Everyone would've died if she didn't "kill" the mastermind. And she does have the best personality (next to Ibuki). She's optimistic, hard-working, very kind and friendly, determined, and just fun to be around. All that combined with her looks makes her the best girl. +--- 634696936 +>>634694007 +Anon... You call her the worst yet she debuted in the same game as Kiibo and Miu. +--- 634697032 +>>634696882 +>I think the thread would actually hit bump limit before I could finish my drawing +Oh. +--- 634697512 +>>634696882 +>attention whore with shit taste won't even deliver +You're are so disappointing. Why make all this fuss just to say you like a terrible written character like Kaede? Even the reasons why you like her are generic as fuck. +>And it is a noble sacrifice. Everyone would've died if she didn't "kill" the mastermind +Except we know they wouldn't. Tsumugi wasn't going to kill everyone, solidifying that Kaede was a plot device to further the plot. +>She's optimistic, hard-working, very kind and friendly, determined, and just fun to be around +She went from optimistic to pessimistic in less than a day, she isn't hard working, she threats some character like shit and most of her interactions are awkward as hell. +>All that combined with her looks makes her the best girl +The only saving graces she has are her looks and her talent. +--- 634697705 +>>634696936 +What's so bad about Kiibo? +>>634697032 +Don't worry, I could just make another thread after. +>>634697512 +Who said I won't deliver? You are very rude. +--- 634697804 +>>634696882 +>And it is a noble sacrifice. +>"Should I take advantage of the First Blood Perk and leave to search for help...? Nah, I'll just die." +She was pretty stupid all things considered. +--- 634697876 +>>634697705 +Yeah you're retarded. Point proven. +--- 634698018 +>>634697876 +I'm working on the drawing right now you Goddamn idiot. +--- 634698025 +Ibuki! +--- 634698039 +>>634697512 +>getting this mad someone likes a character you don't +Did Kaede's voice actress piss in your cereal or something? Calm down. +>>634697705 +I always found Kiibo a bit boring. He kind of lacked a personality until the end game. +>Don't worry, I could just make another thread after. +Show me what you will use as OP so I can see when it's done. +>>634697804 +She had no reason to trust Monokuma and she wouldn't want to abandon everyone in their current situation. +--- 634698092 +>>634698018 +oh shit that's looking nice, good work anon +--- 634698095 +>>634698018 +>>634698039 +Attention whores need to be put on their place. +--- 634698405 +>>634698039 +I'll use Kaede as the OP. +>>634698092 +No that's not what I drew hehe... I'm not nearly that good. But I have drawn a Danganronpa character before... +>>634698095 +I agree. You need to be put on your place and stfu. +--- 634698659 +>>634698405 +>I agree. You need to be put on your place and stfu. +I was going to shit on whatever character you posted after all that attention whoring, but the fact that you got so mad and couldn't come up with anything to counter what I said about Kaede is amusing. You're a dumb basic bitch lmao. +--- 634699987 +>>634698659 +Shut the fuck up you insufferable retard. Nevermind. No more drawing. I hope you're happy now. +--- 634700136 +>>634699987 +Uh, guy who guessed Kaede here. I don't really mind if you cancel the drawing, but you probably shouldn't let that guy get to you that much. It's what he wants. +--- 634700495 +>>634687545 +>had the best characters +>Himiko, reveal your trick +>No it was magic. +>Himiko? You saw what happened to Kaede right? Do yo ureally want that for yourself and us? +>It was magic! +>Tenko why do you keep defending Himiko? You just met the bitch. +>If Himiko is the killer! I'd rather everyone just die! +>Ryoma tries to get everyone killed just because he's depressed. +>Kirumi how can you be dumb enough to believe Monokuma? +>Nope nope I believed him because I remembered he was right. Even if I know for a fact he's trying to manipulate us into killing each other, he's totally telling the truth. +>At least the fucking serial killer never pretended he was on anyone side. He was just retarded. +>I AM A GENTLEMAN I WOULD NEVER HURT ANYONE. +>Hey Miu is trying to kill me. +>Say no more senpai *Snaps Miu's neck.* +>Miu being retarded enough to plan a murder after the past 3 people got BTFO. +>I made a mistake in killing Kaito, so it's best we all die for it. +>HEY YOU GOTA BE MANLY! FACE THE TRUTH HEAD ON! +> NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT THERE'S NO WAY GONTA IS THE KILLER SHUICHI YOUR EVIL +>Kokichi. +The cast in v3 is pretty bad. +--- 634700849 +>>634697804 +Yea, because Monokuma sure is a trustworthy fellow. +Not to mention just leaving them after killing one of their own is a good way to ensure no one trust each other ever again. +--- 634701886 +>>634700849 +>Yea, because Monokuma sure is a trustworthy fellow +Unironically more trustworthy than Kaede and most of the cast +--- 634702318 +>>634701886 +I really can't argue with that. v3 cast is the most traitorous mofos since Dragon Age 2. +--- 634702359 +>>634698039 +>"she wouldn't want to abandon everyone in their current situation." +Yeah, which is why she could've left to seek help instead of staying which guaranteed her death. There's no justifying this. +--- 634702583 +>>634702359 +I just did with there's no reason to trust Monokuma. +--- 634702618 +>>634700495 +Yeah, but so many of the girls have big tits +--- 634702709 +>>634700495 +Every character in this franchise can be reduced to one note caricatures if you're going to be like that. +--- 634702958 +>>634699987 +>>634700136 +It's a lie! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N1FyQjv-Ls [Embed] +To show you proof that I'm actually working on it, here's a WIP. Hey I never said I was good at drawing. +--- 634704540 +>>634702709 +How is constantly trying to get your friends killed caricatures? +At least 1 makes sense and most of the cases in 2 don't even count as true murders. +Not to mention the characters make absolutely retarded decisions time and time again. +--- 634705629 +would the events of danganronpa been prevented if makoto went back in time and made junko fall in love with him? +--- 634706629 +>>634705629 +Only if Makoto managed to inject Junko with his hope seed. +--- 634707405 +I've only played 1-2 and UDG. Though I started V3, I'm thinking of dropping it because it feels physically repulsing to play. +--- 634708345 +>>634707405 +How? +--- 634708515 +Despair High School Female Student Body Tierlist +>S +Toko Fukawa +Aoi Asahina +Akane Owari +>A +Ibuki Mioda +Peko Pekoyama +Hiyoko Saionji +Seiko Kimura +>B +Celestia Ludenberg +>C +Kyoko Kirigiri +Komaru Naegi +Ruruka Ando +>D +Sayaka Maizono +Mahiru Koizumi +Chiaki Nanami +Sonia Nevermind +>F +Junko Enoshima +Mukuro Ikusaba +Mikan Tsumiki +Chika Yukizome +Monaca Towa + +>Sakura tier +Sakura Ogami + +I might be missing some, but I think that's everyone. +--- 634708625 +>>634708345 +Hate the monokidz and I don't like Monokuma's new VA. None of the characters really resonate with me at all. +I don't really like the escape tunnel thing so far, but they might've intentionally made it difficult in the very beginning. Or I'm just a scrub at platformers. +--- 634708892 +>>634708515 +Ranked based on their body? This tier list sucks too. +--- 634710520 +>>634693759 +All of this. They could never replicate the wild card Nagito was. If they ever want to make a rival character again they need to go in a completely different direction. +--- 634712579 +>>634708625 +>intentionally made it difficult +You are not meant to clear it. Even if you do you just get a small hint at the truth behind the mystery but wake back up at the beginning as if nothing happened. You do unlock a theme for the trouble though. +--- 634713961 +>>634663242 +>999 feels like the superior puzzle game +i wouldnt call DR a puzzle game but how is 999 superior in any way? the characters are bland and unremarkable and the plot isn't anything to write home about why the FUCK do faggots jerk off 999 so much? i played VLR and loved it but 999?? i dont see the appeal. +--- 634714056 +My biggest problem with Daganronpa is how frequently it tries so hard to be sudden or random with its deaths that it ends up killing the potential of a lot of the game's narrative. V3 shows this best where pretty much everything that could have been intriguing plot or character wise was killed because they wanted to make a meta narrative about people's attachement to fictional universes, and they failed spectacularly. Kaede would have been a much better and more fun protagonist for the duration of the entire game, characters get turned completely 180 for the killer scenarios. Its 2023 and I still have not seen any worthwhile reason for why Miu tries to kill someone despite her entire character and behavior in the game suggests literally zero pushes from her to do that type of thing. + + +Its a really lame and failed third game and I hope there's gonna be another installment at some point to do the idea justice one last time. +--- 634714386 +>>634714056 +>despite her entire character and behavior in the game suggests literally zero pushes from her +how? shes antagonistic for most of the game and only helps out to save her own ass the game clearly portrays her as being out for herself alone +--- 634715190 +>>634714386 +She keeps using swear words and trying to fake a bad bitch attitude while constantly basically encouraging everyone around her to do her best. She's as antagonistic as the bitchy girl in a high school disney TV movie. Not murderer material in the slightest. + +Mikan was an abused sweetroll and it could still be understandable why she would kill someone considering how mentally fucked she is. Miu has none of the traits that would push someone to murder regardless of how extreme the scenario got. diff --git a/v/634662081.txt b/v/634662081.txt index 2800e883e56a48ed9f6702ac074d82269151245e..a8c1c4890082e8d98a49826da2791058d3bb73fc 100644 --- a/v/634662081.txt +++ b/v/634662081.txt @@ -163,3 +163,415 @@ Just let it be a fan project, there's nothing SEGA gains by validating fans. The It's like finally playing the game as I'd imagined after seeing the trailers for the original all those years ago. https://youtu.be/CLf3MWzO-xk [Embed] Shit is surreal. I'll never forgive Yuji Naka and SEGA for killing 06 so fucking hard during development but with this I can at least pretend they're atoning for their sins. +--- 634676995 +>>634662081 (OP) +Once again, Sonic fans with their autistic power can fix a shitty game to be playable and fun. +--- 634678638 +>>634675373 +Regretted it so hard that they approved DLC to be made, commissioned animated short tie-ins, consistently worked with the art designer and composer in the years since, and asked the guy who blew their spot on the PC version debacle to make a retro engine version of 3K? +--- 634678815 +>>634678638 +s-shut up +--- 634678964 +>>634678638 +Yes, because if any of that mattered Origins wouldn't have been sabotaged and Mania 2 would have happened 3 years ago with Mania 4 being worked on by now. +--- 634679279 +>>634678964 +How cute that you think standard Sonic Team incompetence was deliberate sabotage. +Mania 2 hasn't happened because Whitehead's studio wanted to make an original game instead, and Sega had no plan on what to do in that scenario. They certainly can't ask Dimps to do it, and they know they can't do it themselves either. +--- 634679320 +>>634666339 +The story of 06 is far from the worst thing about it +--- 634679578 +>>634679279 +>How cute that you think standard Sonic Team incompetence was deliberate sabotage. +And Sonic Boom was totally unintentional behavior, or Sonic Colors Ultimate, or Sonic 4 or... +--- 634679581 +>>634673583 +weed +--- 634679858 +>>634679320 +what's bad about it +--- 634680005 +>>634667067 +6/10 actually. +--- 634680076 +>>634679858 +Awkward and unfinished systems +Some particularly strange bits of level design +Load times +--- 634680142 +>>634679279 +>Whitehead's studio wanted to make an original game instead +Speaking of, one of the projects they've been working on alongside another dev should be coming out this year. +Sondro Gomez: A Sunova Story +Also they're doing work on Origins Plus. +--- 634680353 +>>634667997 +literally who +--- 634680750 +>>634662081 (OP) +sonic and elise's bestiality aside, does this actually show 06's potential as a good game? +--- 634680894 +>>634680750 +No, because 90% of it is fanon. It's just a fan game, nothing more. The original idea of 06, a FF ripoff, doesn't change. +--- 634681046 +>>634680750 +Gameplay wise, sure. It used the Adventure formula and had a solid skeleton despite being shit. 06 was capable of being redeemed gameplay-wise. Everything else besides the music was shit. +--- 634681104 +>>634680142 +>Also they're doing work on Origins Plus. +That's Headcannon, which is Stealth. +--- 634681303 +>>634681104 +Oh, shit, my bad +--- 634681423 +>>634662081 (OP) +Haven't watched it yet but Silver is trash and always will be. Time to see if his gameplay can at least be fixed, though. +--- 634681451 +i will accept p06 as the true sonic adventure 3 IF chaosx or someone else adds a fully functional sa2b-style chao garden with iblis and mephiles chaos. i know it won't happen, but that still won't stop me from begging for it +--- 634681525 +>>634662081 (OP) +I finally upgraded from my potato so I can try this out now. +--- 634681896 +>>634662081 (OP) +They'll probably continue to tune this up and then do the final story, but this is now mostly complete. Very happy to see this. Although I think Omega's gameplay needs tweaking. Too easy to just hang back in turret mode. +--- 634682798 +It still looks like sonic 06 +--- 634682939 +I finished Sonic's campaign in 06 just last week. Playing this and noticing all the improvements is incredibly cathartic. + +The 06 defenders are right. It could've been a good game with more polish. +--- 634683193 +>Amy now has her running Hammer bounce +>mfw +GREAAAAT! +--- 634683573 +>>634681525 +Welcome the the PC Master Race, anon. +--- 634683943 +>>634683193 +it would be hilarious if silver turned out to be the worst character on his own team +--- 634684275 +>>634662081 (OP) +Yeah get rid of the closed fists in Mach speed and the blue circle when jumping and this will finally be good +--- 634684423 +>>634662081 (OP) +On one hand, I am happy 06 will finally get the vindication it deserves after all these years. On the other hand, I'm kinda sad Secret Rings will never get this treatment because it was made for the Wii only. Trying to fix it for PC would get the Nintendo Ninjas breathing down your throat. It sucks honestly since Secret Rings could have also been a great game if given some more time in the oven. +--- 634684775 +>>634684423 +>Trying to fix it for PC would get the Nintendo Ninjas breathing down your throat +Nintendo has no legal authority over third party published games. +--- 634684871 +>>634684423 +>Trying to fix it for PC would get the Nintendo Ninjas breathing down your throat +No it wouldn't, Nintendo can't do anything about a 3rd party game. +--- 634684926 +>>634684775 +>>634684871 +So...You're saying there is a chance...? +--- 634685017 +>>634684926 +There's a Chronicles fan remake in progress so yea I'd say there's a chance. +--- 634685156 +>>634684423 +>>634684926 +That requires someone to give a shit about this crap in the first place. +--- 634685189 +>>634682939 + +It wasn't going to be a good game even with extra development time. You still had bad voice acting from the 4Kids crew, awkward character design like Eggman, a very bad story, and poor level design. + +The polish you see here is years of QoL updates, feedback, and a completely new engine rewrite 15+ years later. + +By the time this game would've been ready polished, Sonic Unleashed would be wrapping up development. +--- 634685321 +>>634682939 +Would it be a good game or a good game for a Sonic product? +It's clear it was never going to be a good Sonic game in the vain of "idealism". It's too jarring for that. +--- 634685862 +>>634665534 +>How can you save that shit? +Story would have to be completely rewritten. Honestly could be a fun project to try and unfuck it, could even use voice AI for new lines of dialogue. Wouldn't be a remake still though. +>Sonic story +Instead of Elise being kidnapped and saved every 5 minutes just have Sonic hide her from Eggman somewhere and relocate her occasionally to explain why she's in some levels. Not sure how to make her likeable though, or why Sonic would give a shit about protecting her so much without going into degenerate furry territory. +Instead of Sonic, Tails and Knuckles getting randomly teleported to the future by Eggman's trap, have them go there specifically trying to track down Silver. +>Shadow story +Honestly, doesn't need that much work desu. Just define stuff better idk. Most of what comes to mind that needs fixing are the time travel mechanics and the flashback with Silver +>Silver story +Again, just fix how time travel works. Give him better motivation, make Mephilis actually convincing. Either give Blaze something to do or just remove her, don't have her be seen by other characters though since that contradicts with Sonic Rush further than it does by just retconning her into being from the future. +>Hub worlds +Make them like Unleashed's +>Missions +Make all new ones besides Sonic Man +>Bosses +Go full MGRR or go home +--- 634685952 +>>634666339 +GT feels complete, if rather short +--- 634686043 +>>634674862 +Sega blacklisted the devs who made Sonic Mania, AKA their best-reviewed Sonic game in 20 years. +There is absolutely no reality in which Sega reaches out to a mod team to re-release a trash-tier title which even thousands of hours of polish can't save. +--- 634686560 +>>634684423 +Story, music and graphics are good. But the levels are designed specifically for motion controls and those are the game's biggest problems. +Best I could see are levels getting ported to Generations and filled with objects to make some sort of course. +--- 634686885 +>>634662081 (OP) +Will the become the next Sonic Mania or even surpass it? +--- 634687016 +>>634686043 + +I think you mean Sonic Origins when a developer of Headcannon spoke out about it's poor quality. + +They worked on Sonic Origins Plus this year that's probably going to fix all the Sonic Origins problems and you have Amy Rose playable in the 16-bit games for the first time. + +Nothing really is stopping Sega from making another 2D Sonic game besides Sega. +--- 634687147 +>>634667569 +Amy plays like how I always imagined she’d play, P-06 Amy is probably Peak Playable Amy +--- 634687161 +What are the chances autists would romhack Sonic Battle any time soon? +--- 634687192 +>>634686885 +Nah. Only remake possibly of getting to that level would be an Adventure game. Frontiers was probably the closest thing to Adventure in recent memory which is why it sold so well. +--- 634687414 +>>634674862 +Be careful what you wish for anon, Sega could meddle with P-06 and fuck it up +--- 634687448 +>>634686885 +No, not to classicfags, or boostfags (that was Sonic Omens) but to Adventurefags, yes. +--- 634687571 +>>634683943 +Blaze was already the best character in the entire main game so that's very possible. +--- 634687604 +Silver still plays like shit +--- 634687638 +>>634687448 +as an Adventure 2 fag, grind balancing AND a chao garden feel vital at this point. +--- 634687801 +>>634678964 +Now the more I look back at Mania the more it feels like a Nostalgia Pandery Game, a Mania 2 could’ve rectified that with all new original levels, etc. fuck the Japanese and their Pride and Ego it’s literally their biggest weakness. +--- 634687867 +How the fuck is this Unity fangame based off a janky piece of shit game more optimized than most AAA games? +--- 634688018 +>>634687867 +Unity is just a tool, negative connotations that come from it are from the countless retarded pajeets making 'proof on concept' videos with pre-made assets. Anyone could and have made decent games with them. +--- 634688031 +Sonic 06 is still shit +--- 634688121 +>>634687867 +You're really asking how a fanbase that's known for primarily consisting of people with autistim how they managed to make something like this? +--- 634688226 +>Doesn't recognize my 8bitdo ultimate controller +Son of a motherfucking goddamn +--- 634688379 +>>634683193 +>Amy can hammer while running and it doesn’t kill momentum +>She can hurricane hammer spin and make herself Dizzy like Toon Link + +Pure Soul Sexooo +--- 634688478 +>Can now play as Blaze + Blaze bros... we won +--- 634688586 +>>634687801 +The nostaligia was mandated in to keep it form looking better than Forces, but that flopped completely because Forces was just THAT BAD and the gameplay of mania matter far more than muh GHZ. + +If it was all new zones completely it would have been the single most praised Sonic game ever, no ifs ands or buts, and dishonor SoJ into oblivian. Taxman was lucky not be be hitman'd out of the gaming industry. +--- 634688661 +>>634683193 +>>634688379 +>>Amy can hammer while running and it doesn’t kill momentum +As in , you can do it at any time and not at max running speed, like in SA1? +--- 634689081 +>>634685862 +>Not sure how to make her likeable though + +Well I’m just glad Sega acknowledged her existence +--- 634689139 +>>634689081 +That's literally just Chris Thorndyke (Tranny form) +--- 634689386 +>>634689139 +No anon, that's Kairi. KH1 to be exact. +--- 634689419 +>>634689139 +06sisters?... our answer to this? +--- 634689582 +>>634689419 +The truth is elise was always genderbent chris. +--- 634689863 +>>634662406 +06 is NOT adventures, KILL YOURSELF +--- 634690036 +>>634689863 +06 is Adventure 3 in all but name. +--- 634690247 +>>634688226 +You could add the exe to steam, and open big picture to configure steam input to treat it like a standard controller. +--- 634690526 +>>634665534 +You don’t. But it’s a video game story so who actually gives a shit? +--- 634690585 +>It took 17 years to finish a Sonic game +Holy FUCK +--- 634690972 +I’d say hire this man but we all know when that happens it only ends in pain. +--- 634692563 +>>634670014 +>>634667051 +Are you blind? +Arrest yourself. +--- 634692684 +>>634685321 +A bad Sonic game is generally still a good game +--- 634692867 +Honestly? I just played it and I still think Silver sucks to play. Maybe Silver is just fundamentally not a good gameplay. He probably should have been relegated to being a support character. Blaze on the other hand? Love her. Also I'm glad they gave Amy back her spin hammer attack. It's legitimately fun to play and have her get dizzy after a while. I didn't get much use out of her hammer jump though. +--- 634693067 +>>634662081 (OP) +Can you play this on the original PS3........? +--- 634693326 +>>634692867 +Hammer jump is nerfed too hard that you get no air time off of it. Silver's biggest issue is his levels are built for his original speed and control so this faster Silver is more unruly, also the collision for telekinesis objects smacking enemies is a bit fucked. Though the spike ball strat still works. +>Grab spike ball +>Have Battering Ram +>Grab even more spike balls +>Have a giant floating WALL OF DEATH +God I love it +--- 634693394 +>>634692867 +The real problem is that the objects still have their physics being processed while grabbed, between the objects colliding with each other and pushing me, the whole visual mess and the noise its make it was a terrible idea (but i know why they did it that way, physics were a new thing) + +in a perfect world when silver pick up something it transform into pic related and its orbiting around him for a cool effect + +i would also put a aim mode when i hold the left trigger (like tails or omega in P06) +--- 634695053 +Wonder if silver gets anything for getting all s ranks +--- 634695143 +Would like it if everyone had a universal spindash and lightspeed dash (except maybe omega) +--- 634695774 +>>634695053 +I know that Dusty Desert has a secret item that gives Silver a jump ball so he can damage them with his jump. +--- 634696160 +>>634693394 +Ye Silver definitely needs HUD elements to show what he can control in that range and an aiming reticle too +--- 634696359 +>>634674040 +Good luck +--- 634696524 +>>634680750 +Gameplay wise? Sure. Story wise? +>mfw +--- 634696641 +>>634684423 +I'd rather someone take the challenge of turning Black Knight into Revengeance. +--- 634696680 +>>634666148 +Stop using a keyboard you subhuman +--- 634696707 +>>634696641 +Stick to Frontiers. +--- 634696731 +>>634662081 (OP) +The only thing I hate about P06 is that retarded kids use it as an excuse to say Sonic 06 is actually good. No, the game is fundamentally broken and unfinished. Just because this fan group took years to polish up all the jank doesn’t mean the original product is a good game. +--- 634696804 +Sega should let him sell it like valve for did black mesa +--- 634696843 +So that's the "main" stuff all done. Has he said if he's ever actually gonna try to make a workable story mode? I know he's redone a few of the cutscenes +--- 634696856 +>>634696731 +No one's saying the original product is a good game though. +>b-but the kids at the playground +Meds now, retard. +--- 634697437 +>>634662081 (OP) +Imagine spending all this time polishing a 3/10 game to just end up with a 5/10 game. +--- 634697663 +>>634696359 +thanks +--- 634697903 +>>634696641 +The story of black knight was so good, a shame the gameplay was ass. If only you could combine the P06 gameplay with this game's story... +--- 634698183 +>>634662081 (OP) +still waiting for all the hub/side shit to get ported before I play the whole thing but so far it looks great +--- 634698285 +>>634685862 +06 story was pure sovl. only zoomers would want to change it, they're obsessed with fixing the "mistakes" of past generation +--- 634698308 +I actually think Silver plays a little bit worse than the original. he's just way too fast and slippery when he has such small platform to navigate. +--- 634698534 +>>634698285 +You can defend the autism of the Shadow and Silver's stories all you want and I won't even call you out much on it, but Sonic's story is unsalvageable garbage. +All he does is go on a save and lose Elise loop until he gets murdered and then brought back for the final boss. That's his plotline. +--- 634698886 +>>634698534 +It's so weird how the basis of everyone's plot revolves around Soleona, and yet it's such a bland throw away world like Square had spare character assets and designs to throw Sega's way. Also fuck Elise, the stages centered around her made me more mad than Amy's. +--- 634698960 +>>634698534 +And? Sonic does simple hero stuff while Shadow works on behind the scenes shenanigans. It reflects how intricate stories only became part of this franchise with Shadow's debut game (SA2) and Sonic has always been a save the day guy. +--- 634700006 +>>634698960 +Doing Hero stuff isn't failing a million times at the same task. He's not saving anyone's day. You could literally remove his entire story line and nothing about the overarching plot would change +--- 634700509 +>>634662081 (OP) +I feel like this will mog every Mario game. Sonicfags are something else. +--- 634702171 +>>634696856 +>No one's saying the original product is a good game though. +Wrong, shut the fuck up. Twitterniggers and Youtube zoomers always gaslight the truth. Soniccucks cannot accept the idea of Sonic being shit or producing shit + +A sane fanbase would admit 06 was dogshit, but now we can move on and enjoy a fan recreation of a polished and finished one. Good? Is subjective, it's clearly the most polarized Sonic now and before it was a thing, but this fanbase actively demands validation for even liking the very concept back in 2006 instead of accepting bad games as bad trash. + +And it's not really just Sonicfags, but it's heavily Sonicfags that do this kind of shit. PCfags do it just as hard. +--- 634702193 +>>634690036 +Kill yourself +--- 634703975 +>>634662081 (OP) +Fuck Silver what updates did my bois Sonic and Shadow get? +--- 634704121 +So what’s different? +--- 634705461 +>>634693067 +No, but I'm pretty sure there's an unrelated 06 improvement mod that works on hardware +--- 634705759 +>>634704121 +Silver's campaign and he has this new mode that let's him nuke enemy rooms and extend his dash. Not sure how to activate it yet though. Need to read the manual. +Also there some to be some new stage entrance cutscenes for the other campaigns +--- 634707149 +Is she still the best character in the game? +--- 634707202 +>>634695774 +Aquatic base also has one lets him do this repuken like projectile +--- 634708042 +>>634707149 +She's the cutest +--- 634708779 +>>634662081 (OP) +>can't transfer save +Dude I don't feel like collecting all of Sonic's gems again lol +--- 634709290 +>>634707202 +Ah the Psychic Knife he uses in his Generations Boss Fight. Nice. +--- 634710169 +>see a bunch of weak ass enemies as Shadow +>press right trigger +>hold the jump button and move left stick around and start teleporting like crazy +Fucking hell, this is like encountering SA1's lightspeed dash for the first time all over again. Honorary mention to finding out that you can spam B/circle to break dance without losing speed while raping everything to death. Feels good man. +--- 634710215 +>>634708042 +Well, that's a given. +--- 634712373 +>>634695053 +Alright he gets a power up mode that works light shadows making all his moves stronger while its active after s ranking all stages and beating flame core again +--- 634713638 +One problem I have with this is he's put all this work into making the side characters play really good but you barely play as them. I think Amy only has about 1 minute of playtime in the whole game. +--- 634713659 +They should model swamp Elise with an animal model while they are at it +--- 634715223 +>>634662081 (OP) +>Releasing Silver on weed day +What did they mean by this? diff --git a/v/634662368.txt b/v/634662368.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..248c814e62d8e7ace206673215b2534d7a51f8a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634662368.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1763 @@ +----- +--- 634662368 +>unchanged character design for almost 31 years +>same sexy outfit, only subtle changes with subsequent parts of the games, without any censorship +>unchanged loud, confident and happy character +>not become a slut or dyke, she loves only one man + +Is it that difficult for them to understand? +--- 634662457 +why does she lose the socks for the fatal fury games? +--- 634662764 +>>634662368 (OP) +It's too ~Based~ for modern audiences +--- 634662924 +>>634662368 (OP) +her outfit isnt really that hot she's not really anymore sexy than any other generic fighting game female +--- 634662943 +>>634662368 (OP) +And then they keep only one design across every other game as if time stood still, yes I mad because her Real Bout designs were the best for me. +>>634662457 +Cuz is hot. +--- 634663087 +>>634662368 (OP) +big booba+cleavage is better (less is more) +--- 634663186 +>>634662368 (OP) +top right corner is the best one by far +--- 634663283 +>>634662368 (OP) +>>634662924 +>>634662943 +Looks like a stripper rather than a real fighter. Am I supposed to take her seriously in thay outfit? Its really telling about how yoy guys view women that you think this is how they should be designed. +--- 634663506 +>>634662368 (OP) +Dropping the MI2 alternate costume just for good measure. + +Not really the thread for it but we know it's going to end up there sooner or later anyways - anyone have the screencap of the angry Tomb Raider reboot dev that snapped and tried to get a girl fired from her job because she didn't like the redesign? +--- 634663654 +>>634662368 (OP) +She was censored actually. For most of the American releases until about the 2000's. They added shorts and removed breast jiggle, which looks really weird with how much she moves around in her idle animation. +--- 634663661 +>>634662368 (OP) +I like variety. This is why I hate both you and the wokefags. You only want the same kind of validating character stereotype in everything you consume. +--- 634663680 +>>634663506 +Her exposed legs and big titties are really important for fighting. Such empowerment +--- 634663770 +>>634663654 +>How dare they make my waifu dress and look like an actual fighter +Its funny because she still looks like a pin up woman anyways . +--- 634663937 +>>634663506 +Also OP neglected to post her primary costume from SNK Heroines. The traditional red outfit is actually her alternate in that game. Pic related is the default. +--- 634664057 +>>634663937 +Because a cow bikini is nessecary for fighting in a life or death situation, yes? +--- 634664473 +>>634664057 +SNK Heroines is a silly party game and there are almost no true life or death situations in her games. The KoF tournaments are non-lethal and televised - she's just showing off because she's a genuine THOT in-universe. + +I've got like 10 SNK girls that come out ahead, personally. +--- 634664615 +>>634662924 +She looks way better than any of the SF6 bitches +--- 634664668 +>>634664473 +> she's a genuine THOT in-universe. +Because she's a pleasure object following s script made by the male developers to appeal to the male gaze. God you guys are pathetic playing this sexist crap +--- 634664792 +>>634664057 +I can tell you haven't seen a single second of SNK Heroines. +--- 634665204 +>>634664792 +>My waifu totally isnt a sex object guys! She's actually an empowered and well written chatacter (which is why all the ads focus on her tits) +--- 634665371 +>>634664792 +Why are you replaying to a retard? +--- 634665609 +>>634665371 +>making a female character design slightly less sexist +Based, but they should just put her in actual fighting gear aswell. +--- 634665815 +>>634665371 +>japanese devs are sexist and turn their female characters into sexual objects +Wow what a surprise +--- 634666135 +they should never changed this +it was perfect +--- 634666385 +>>634666135 +90's SNK designs were god tier. +--- 634666419 +>>634666135 +Iconic. +--- 634666487 +>>634662368 (OP) +where yuri & friends +--- 634666575 +>>634665371 +--- 634666836 +>>634662924 +>>634663283 +>>634663661 +>>634663770 +>>634664057 +>>634664668 +>>634665204 +>>634665609 +>>634665815 + +27 replies/15 posters +Get the fuck out tranny shill +--- 634666952 +>>634666836 +Keep seething that Im criticizing your favorite sex object. +>nnnooooo stop being mean to my waifu +When the men in kof have dick physics equivalent to your pic, then ill shut up. +--- 634667136 +>>634666575 +fucking sexist japanese pig and his tassel physics +--- 634667157 +>>634666952 +You are such a pathetic mentally ill faggot that your "criticism" is like praise for Mai +--- 634667315 +>people are disagreeing with me? this must be the work of MENTALLY ILL TRANNIES +--- 634667483 +>>634667315 +This but unironically +Now hang yourself +--- 634667513 +>>634662368 (OP) +Why did they censor her feet outside fatal fury? +--- 634667624 +>people like breasts? they must be sexist +ACK.jpg +--- 634667691 +>>634667513 +She was too sexy +--- 634667817 +>>634666836 +>>634667157 +kof13 mai was the goat boob animation. 14 gave her a weird eggbeater thing and 15 didn't really fix it. +--- 634667853 +>>634666952 +women aren't the target audience and they wouldn't buy the games if they were pandered to +i know i'm replying to bait, it's a decent exercise and i enjoy it +--- 634667918 +I fucking love bouncy boobs +--- 634667964 +>>634662368 (OP) +...I miss Saigado. What's he doing these days? +--- 634668153 +>>634667315 +Bunkertrannies are known to operate here trying to coopt the place. +--- 634668261 +>>634668153 +I recognize that face. Sao and his love for torpedo tits continue. +--- 634668291 +>>634668153 +>plebbit calls 4chan a shithole +>discrope calls 4chan a shithole +>4chan calls 4chan a shithole +So why are they so adamant on coming here? +--- 634668410 +>>634668291 +>So why are they so adamant on coming here? +Look around anon. Where else would we go. +--- 634668419 +>>634667853 +The thing is if they claim it'd be so successful then the question is why have they not capitalized on it? Why do these women and """women""" need to demand men make some faggot shit for them when they can do it themselves and make a killing since they know it's going to be so successful. +The whole point of games is that you can do anything. If it doesn't exist, no one's stopping you from making it exist and yet they haven't. For all their bitching none of them have learned how to implement physics or made a game system surrounding it. Not our fault or problem they're all lazy fuckheads. +--- 634668506 +>>634668291 +Because they really think 4chan put trump in office that shit sent them into a mad rage that has not yet subsided. They want this place to turn into commie central, so it doesnt happen again. +--- 634668594 +>>634667918 +i liked her animations in flash +--- 634668628 +>>634662368 (OP) +It's a not an american-friendly design. +--- 634668715 +>>634662368 (OP) +just shows she never really grows up and goes through a mid and late life crisis all throughout the entire rest of her life +--- 634668868 +>>634668410 +twatter +>>634668506 +Have they asked themselves how? Gamergate and IRL trolling just accelerated the distrust in media and "institutions". You would think they would just focus on their redoubling their own efforts instead of wasting tax dollars on government agents raiding /pol/ and /k/. +--- 634668871 +Shermie is better though +--- 634668904 +>>634662368 (OP) +Her outfit did change in Fatal Fury 3 and every following sequel +It was KoF which brought back her slutty original costume +--- 634668979 +>>634668868 +>twatter +Anon you only go there for anime tiddies anymore. Or at least that's what I use it for. +--- 634669006 +>>634662368 (OP) +nishimuras drawing of mai is so god tier compared to most of the others it's not even funny +--- 634669102 +>SNK owned by Muslims now +>They push for more of these types of designs +Interesting... +--- 634669404 +>>634669102 +They just let the japanese do their thing, although if i were that saudi prince i'd only ban FALCOON from ever designing characters for them. +--- 634669536 +>>634668419 +troons made a game before called revolution 60. it was is a dumpster fire +--- 634669546 +>>634667853 +You can appeal to men without degrading women and treating them like shit. +--- 634669687 +>>634668904 +This and RB were peak, but they never brought them back. +--- 634669693 +>>634668871 +>Shermie is 21 years old +>tfw older than Shermie and already graduating +Can any oldfags explain how to get a vidya wife? +>>634669102 +I remember reading about this Middle Eastern scholar who was an Ameriboo during the 50s, but gave up after he saw the degeneracy being pushed in the 60s. Given how quickly their women became feminists, I believe most of the Middle East would be more quick to abandon Islam if the immediate other option wasn't NGOs pushing buttsex. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w [Embed] +--- 634669731 +>>634669546 +Eat a dick, no wait you actually enjoy that. +--- 634669740 +>>634667315 +Based feminist sister. +>>634666575 +They should add ass physics to the males roster. Why should only women be empowered with their bodies? Its so unfair! +>>634668419 +Maybe you should show restraint and stop designing female characters with your dick? +--- 634669837 +I'm surprised they couldn't put her in Smash. A simple 3D model for the stage could had worked. As a spirit, some official art of her she's pretty tame, but I guess the thighs are too much. Cammy's spirit art I think shows more than this image because of her leotard. +--- 634669889 +>giving attention to the blatant troll +You guys are fucking retarded. Even if they're being genuine you're still just giving them what they want. +--- 634669901 +>>634662368 (OP) +Good. +>>634663506 +Better. +>>634667918 +Better still. +>>634668871 +Also up there. +--- 634669931 +>>634669837 +Cammy in Smash for comparison. +--- 634670085 +>>634669740 +Nah, sounds like too much effort. How about you just get to work and make the game you want to exist? I'm not doing shit for you faggot +--- 634670114 +>>634669102 +Saudi princes are making these deals, and they're all horny weebs +--- 634670246 +the best kof girl is also the least sexualized +--- 634670336 +>>634669693 +be a reincarnation of god in shota form. only way +--- 634670876 +>>634662368 (OP) +No one cares virgin, the reason is because KoF is mid af and no one remembers it exists until they see the porn, which is heavily off model to the source material anyways, discrediting your entire schizopost. +--- 634671129 +>>634663283 +>Looks like a stripper rather than a real fighter. Am I supposed to take her seriously in thay outfit? +The cope is "that's the point". You're suppose to coomthink about her and then she kills you while you're distracted by her swinging tattats. + +The problem is, it's fictional, so there's nothing impressive about the though since it's just to pander to coombrains. Call it "tryharding" because that's what it boils down to. Trying too hard to justify coombrain design. +--- 634671160 +>>634662368 (OP) +Where can I find that classic flash game where she’s tied up by the legs? +--- 634671481 +>>634670876 +>>634671129 +retard +--- 634671496 +>>634669693 +>feminism +>other option wasn't NGOs pushing buttsex. +It's all related to one another. +--- 634671574 +>overtly sexy = bad +please be baiting +--- 634671691 +>>634671129 +Why do you faggots keep trying to make men liking half naked attractive women into a bad thing? +--- 634671749 +>>634671574 +>please be baiting +I wasn't but I will now. +--- 634671998 +kof has always been top tier in terms of design and even as of late. just wish they had better illustrators for some projects, the guy on svc chaos and battle coloseum was top tier for exemple +--- 634672373 +>>634671998 +Capcom hoards them all. +--- 634672554 +ITT +>How dare you criticize my waifu!!!!! +--- 634672623 +>>634669102 +It's the Saudi Prince, he's a massive SNK fan all the way back in the 90's. Thank fuck he owns it and not BlackRock, otherwise it would become another subverted piece of shit like Street Fighter 6. +--- 634672765 +>>634671691 +Because real men grows out of tweenaged hormones. +--- 634673123 +>>634663506 +Doesn't even look like Mai, shit sucks. +--- 634673241 +itt +>I wish my ass was that fat +--- 634673349 +Reminder that she is canonically a hardcore fan of heavy metal. +--- 634673416 +>>634662457 +because she doesn't travel all over the world +--- 634673750 +>>634672554 +The man may have poor taste but that's his personal taste. That comic implies that he cannot see it because he's surrounded himself with sexy women when the message is actually denigrating him for his personal sexual wants. Sexism is media is a myth and the sexualization found within accurately reflects on what its userbase is attracted to, women and men alike. +--- 634673917 +Too busy fapping to Fatal Fury/KoF to get good at it. +--- 634673935 +>>634672554 +You're pretty late on this boat, anon. Nowadays its Good, Actually, if female characters are half naked because its empowering and taking back their sexuality from men. +Your larp as a mid-2000s early 10s feminist is kind of a meme when geek feminism got super imploded by OnlyFans. It's hard to argue that men looking at fake sexualized women is misogynistic while also advocating for men to pay REAL women money to take off their tops and sexualize themselves. +Especially when all the largest supporters of geek feminism also LOVE pro-sexuality nonsense like OnlyFans. That in addition to the realization by progressive developers that you could get horny points AND brownie points by making women make out on screen pretty much spelled the death knell of this kind of posting. +--- 634673998 +>>634673750 +> userbase is attracted to, women and men alike. +>Women totally want to be fuckdolls in video games +>Being a misogynistic pig is fine +>sexism in media is a myth +Lol +--- 634674063 +>>634673935 +>real women with agency are the same as video game fuckdolls made by men for men +--- 634674401 +>>634674063 +They are fictitious. It doesn't matter what they wear. These days, outfits are designed to be easy to cosplay in the first place; that's why Cammy lost her braid. +I know you are just trolling, but the person you are pretending to be is no longer real. This person is now entirely pro-sexuality because they sell cosplay nudes online. +--- 634674652 +>>634674401 +>I know you are just trolling, but the person you are pretending to be is no longer real. +Kek. +--- 634674728 +>>634673998 +women like playing as sexy characters more than men do. i know more than one who bought the game just to play shermie in arcade mode +--- 634674751 +>>634664473 +>The KoF tournaments are non-lethal and televised + +the same tournaments hosted by drug dealers and literal psychopaths? +--- 634674837 +>>634666135 +his XV design is awesome but the og should always be an alt +--- 634674909 +>>634674728 +>my fictional gf doesnt think its sexist, therefore its not +Your "girlfriend" who definitely exists doesnt speak for all women. Most women are disgusted by this shit. +--- 634674923 +>>634667853 +Funny how you say that when KoF in particular has probably the biggets amount of fujos out of any fg series +--- 634675015 +>>634674923 +"Some wome like it, so it doesnt mean its sexist" +Still doesnt change how objectifying the games are and how the men dont get sexualized to the extent the women do. +--- 634675029 +>>634670114 +that's not him +--- 634675034 +>still replying to it +Shouldn't have expected better from such a retarded OP. +--- 634675090 +>>634670876 +let me guess, gringo? +--- 634675127 +>>634675034 +I could tell a man drew this. Maybe stop drawing women with your dick you misogynystic baby +--- 634675863 +>>634670246 +tell me more about her +--- 634675867 +>>634674909 +you sound like youve never gamed with actual women before. they idealize beauty and sexual attractiveness as much as men do being muscular badass and it carries over to the characters they like in the same way. +--- 634676389 +>>634662368 (OP) +I always liked Mai, but her alt colors in CVS2 made me love her +The tanned skin fits her perfect +--- 634676513 +>>634666135 +It's a decent design, but I hate that fucking piece of string between his legs. Iori looks much better without it. +--- 634676532 +>>634676064 +Her NESTS Saga outfit was better. +--- 634676946 +>>634676389 +>my waifus not a sex object guise!! +youre probably the guy in this picture>>634672554 +--- 634677031 +>Dude thinks he can "own" me by posting his sexist smut +lmao +--- 634677134 +>>634677029 +This but unironically. mai is the epitome of the sexist and gross way women are treated in gaming by both the fans and the devs. She is a pleasure object and nohting more, and no amount of miniscule "backstory" or delusions of "female empowerment" can change that. +--- 634677335 +>>634675015 +Go on Twitter and type “Leon Kennedy” in the search area and scroll down + +ok did you do it? +But you won’t say shit to them right? +--- 634677420 +>>634677134 +>mai is the epitome of the sexist and gross way women are treated in gaming by both the fans and the devs. + +Mai isn't a real woman, like you. +--- 634677575 +>>634677134 +touch grass +--- 634677648 +>>634677134 +This sounded so ridiculous I felt like removing my post, thank you! +--- 634677763 +>>634677134 +>>634677335 +Went silent real quick huh +--- 634678576 +>>634677420 +Which is what makes it so degrading, that men make pleasure objects and then call them "women". +>>634677335 +>mod vs the real game +--- 634678840 +>>634675863 +She's the cybernetic sleeper clone of a protagonist's dead sister who went rogue and became a mercenary when she found out her memories were implanted. Believe it or not KoF games actually had stories once. +--- 634679057 +>>634678576 +>it’s ok to objectify if it’s mods +You are a hypocrite. +--- 634679094 +>>634668871 +her new outfit sucks though +and that she still has those goofie slaps and dance normals in her orochi form is very gay +still top 5 kof woman +--- 634679117 +>>634664668 +Shut the fuck up you brainless nigger. + +If he was guy in a speedo you'd be screaming YAS KWEEN + +Your opinion is of no value. We all you're a gay fucking retard. Get it in your head. We will NEVER care what you think. +--- 634679131 +>>634678576 +>Which is what makes it so degrading, that men make pleasure objects and then call them "women". + +If these fictional images were called "whamyn" instead or woman, would that make things better? +--- 634679374 +>>634662368 (OP) +SNK is owned by a based Arab. +We live in a fucking world where the saudis are less censorious than the fucking land of the 'free' +--- 634679380 +>>634669546 +Women are sexy in real life, unilke you ogres. +--- 634679406 +Did the troon ai break? +--- 634679426 +>>634671691 +God forbid if she's under 18 too +--- 634679565 +>>634672554 +Remove the last panel and there is nothing wrong with what he is saying. Leftist comics are all strawmen. +--- 634679582 +>>634672554 +>meanwhile porn is legal +You're a retard +--- 634679701 +It is a fictional character. And no fuck you we're not selling you oil back you retarded americans +--- 634679737 +>>634679374 +Free these nuts out of your mouth, faggot. +--- 634679961 +>>634678840 +I don't know anything about kof, I'm just here for the girls +--- 634680253 +More people need to play KOFXV. It is actually a stupidly good game. +--- 634680345 +>>634669931 +>Bison, we all know you're a murder and that's ok, but brainwashing women? now THAT's GROSS! +Oh kek, i didn't know this existed. +--- 634680350 +>>634675867 +Plenty of women cosplay as fighting game characters too. That faggot is gonna say they're forced to do so at gunpoint or something +--- 634680360 +>>634672623 +>Compliance with the CERO system +Huh? That's a thing now BECAUSE of ESG? +--- 634680436 +>>634672554 +>Dragon's Crown was a single game released in 2013 +>These faggots are still butthurt about a nearly decade old game and treat it like it's brand new. +Really makes it clear who's seething and who isn't. +--- 634680671 +I hear that argument all the time, why don't the guys have bouncing buttcheeks and ballsacks then. The truth is you're going to have to make that game yourself, and then discover if there's a market for it. It's all on you. +--- 634680732 +>>634680436 +That shitty comic is from 2015, but yes you are correct +--- 634680806 +>>634680671 +>why don't the guys have bouncing buttcheeks and ballsacks then. +They did used to have these details on some characters in older SFs, but they removed them because I guess it made guys feel too gay or something. +--- 634680812 +>>634680436 +>>634680732 +There's also that Kotaku writer claiming anyone liking the sorceress of all people is a pedo too +--- 634680814 +>>634677134 +You know what else is a sex object?, +Sex workers. + +Derp. +--- 634680816 +>>634680360 +Lame cherry picking m8. +--- 634681113 +>>634680812 +Yep, and there's the now former owner of EVO who said DOA didn't fit EVO's "Core Values" only to be outed for taking pics of naked 11 year old boys. +Why does this always happen? +--- 634681142 +>You're sexist! +That's actually not illegal, dumb faggot. +--- 634681193 +>>634675162 +SEX WITH ANGEL +>>634676490 +SEX WITH SHERMIE +>>634677118 +SEX WITH B. JENET +SEX SEX SEXOOOOOOOO +--- 634681407 +>>634680253 +too bad it's stupidly overpriced +everyone should wait until it's 15 dollars again and then buy it +--- 634681472 +>>634681113 +Always suspect people who preach about morality and act like they are better than you. Actually good people don't do that. +--- 634681532 +>>634681407 +I mean it'll probably go on sale with the Sylvie patch. The problem is KOF fundamentals is so different from SF fundamentals that people are likely going to get filtered. +--- 634681619 +>>634680816 +I'm not cherry picking? You seemed to have assumed I thought ESG was good there. I'm just confused as to if this is why CERO suddenly has more influence than back in the day. +--- 634681629 +>>634672183 +>leona but after shermie told her to grow up and Embrace her emotions and After she finally wrestled control and won the orochi cup +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22qd8s0mMLk [Embed] +Reminder that this ending is canon and iori got his ass handed by Kyo and Yashiro, followed by vice busting his credit card after he returned from the tournament. +Also shermie helped leona to control her orochi powers in heroines, since being a emotionless rei clone made it even worse. +--- 634681668 +>>634681532 +then maybe they just aren't interested enough in the game to get unfiltered and would rather play something else +--- 634681705 +Troon or alive +--- 634681832 +>>634681619 +Because Smash is a CERO A game and needs to be so safe an elementary schooler's mother won't bitch about it. They got even more anal after their own fuck up with Atelier Meruru being given an A. +Blame Nintendo for wanting the game to be marketed by having elementary schoolers play tournaments and air those on TV. +--- 634681876 +>>634672765 +>r-real men l-lose sexual attraction and censor themselves! +LMAO +--- 634681974 +>>634680350 +Literally. I saw multiple shermies at last year's evo. +--- 634682002 +>>634664615 +That's not a high bar to clear. +--- 634682047 +>>634681142 +But harmful depictions of women harm women irl. +>>634680814 +Real women with agency arent the same as fictional women who choose what to dress based on how horny the male developers are +>>Wow, women use umbrellas in the rain, but willingly get wet in the shower. What hypocrites ! +--- 634682068 +>>634665609 +kill yourself prudeshitter +--- 634682108 +>>634681876 +I guess all men cheat on their wives +This is why killing them off is needed. +--- 634682110 +>>634680671 +Or maybe game developers themselves could make it fair or just not sexualize their women at all if they arent willing to make it fair. +--- 634682134 +>>634681876 +I think he's just gay. +>You'll totally stop liking boobs like I did +Yeah, cause the faggot lusts after dicks and man ass now. +--- 634682153 +>>634681668 +...Okay, dude? You wanna move that goalpost one more time to dismiss playing KOF in the KOF girls thread? +--- 634682159 +Why aren't guys posting more SNK women? +--- 634682184 +>>634662368 (OP) +>Voiced Ami Koshimizu +>>634675289 +>Voiced by Sailor Neptune +>>634676881 +>Voiced by Sei Iori + +Arab prince knows his shit +--- 634682230 +>>634679582 +Real women with agency. Nicki manaj chose to do what shes doing on the right, while the left isnt a real woman making a choice but an object made by men for men. Objectification is about the lack of agency +>>634679117 +If it was a guy in a speedo, you would feel how women feel when they are subjected to seeing characters like mai represent them +--- 634682249 +>>634682159 +Because they're all faggots. +--- 634682260 +>install mods +>gender equality achieved +>problem solved +--- 634682267 +>>634667315 +There is literally no reason to disagree. So yeah, its trannies. +--- 634682281 +>>634666836 +I changed my mind. That sprite is godly. What game is this? +--- 634682282 +>>634672554 +>men liking women is bad! +>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +--- 634682308 +>>634682153 +there's not much need to move a goalpost more than 9k millimeters +--- 634682319 +>>634682159 +--- 634682357 +>fightiniggers have to cum every fight +umm game not 3 u +--- 634682382 +>>634682260 +Now he is just Jaden Yuki with a cosplay +--- 634682405 +>>634672554 +Tomb Raider is dead forever. +--- 634682418 +Think I'll post some Soul Calibur girls too. +--- 634682429 +>>634682047 +By that logic women acting like whores or wearing revealing clothing irl are harming women that don't want to be seen that way. Your argument falls apart there. +--- 634682436 +>>634682047 +This schizo is like a bot +--- 634682482 +>>634682047 +>Real women with agency arent the same as fictional women +Yeah, the real women are promoting their promiscuous activities to young easily influenced girls and giving young impressionable boys false ideas about women's sexuality that has led to the hellhole that is modern dating and relationships. +Meanwhile the booby games sell to a few tens of thousands of horny NEETs that were never going to care about 3D women anyways. +It's quite a big difference. Can't forget modern pop-music, tinder, tiktok, hollywood gossip magazines and so on. +Games that sell to a few horny fucks are so insignificant they might as well not be an issue at this point. +Actions have consequences, you want to make exceptions but they don't work since you can't control other people and make them think how you want them to. +--- 634682540 +>>634682260 +...Did they nerf his ass? +--- 634682560 +>>634662368 (OP) +Fighting game developers should take a cue from <?> who have working online lobbies, effective 1 button matchmaking, cross play, rollback netcode, and unlimited rematches with no loading screens. Did I miss any other key features? Does this developer even exist. +--- 634682623 +>>634682230 +Consequences of Nicki doing what she's doing +>millions of girls are seeing her be promoted doing sexually provocative acts and think that's what they should be doing to +>millions of boys think girls should be doing those acts because it makes them hard +Consequences of sexy girls in video game +>Tens of thousands of NEETs get a hard on +>They don't care about real women so they aren't harming anyone +Makes you think... +--- 634682631 +>>634682230 +>a real woman making a choice but an object made by men for men. +This argument has never made sense to me. Its not like if the character is made for women or everybody she had agency to begin with. Because she's not real. Because you attributing she to an object is the trick. + +Like, I don't get why this became the go to. Fictional characters are not real. They have no agency. No shit. +--- 634682637 +>>634681705 +God I love Mila. +The targeted smear campaign against 6 and the gacha players make me so mad +--- 634682639 +>>634682260 +That bot will say it's a mod so it doesn't count +--- 634682691 +>>634682230 +>If it was a guy in a speedo, you would feel how women feel when they are subjected to seeing characters like mai represent them +So Free? +--- 634682698 +>>634682230 +>If it was a guy in a speedo + +Oh shit, Rival Schools threaD? +--- 634682760 +>>634682047 +>But harmful depictions of women harm women irl. +So you want to ban all violent media? Good luck with that retard. Anyone with human level intelligence can tell the difference between fiction and reality +--- 634682795 +Fighting girls are a gift from the gods. +--- 634682886 +>>634682230 +So based? I put Rig/Diego in a speedo in DoA6 and they're my sub characters +--- 634682895 +>>634682795 +Yes +--- 634682956 +>>634682429 +Pretty much yea. If the main concern is the "real world" impact then certainly it's going to still be there, likely in a much greater sense, when you have actual flesh and blood camgirls and actresses and such putting on these acts. And remember that with all of these sexy cartoon characters you also have seiyuus *choosing* to voice act them, and they'll often even take a liking to the characters themselves. In many cases, the VA will strongly be identified with the character. So of course you could say that is permission given. And not to mention the fact that in the anime/manga industry you have many women drawing sexualized depictions of women. The mangaka behind Demon Slayer is famously known to be a woman. So in a world where men are outlawed from drawing sexy women, you're still of course going to have sexy women drawn by women because the demand remains + +Either that anon is a shitposter pretending to be a dumb Redditor, or it's the most hollowskulled mentally ill idiot who can do nothing but recite meaningless platitudes and catchphrases and dump stupid memes. +--- 634682990 +>>634682230 +Bruh +https://youtu.be/Xm9pPCqQCj0 [Embed] +--- 634682992 +I don't get when we decided creators don't get to make what they want to make. +--- 634683015 +>>634682631 +It also denies that women are at all involved or behind these designs at all. +NekoPara is made by Sayori-sensei, no man had any say over her designs. +The Neptunia series has women in the director's and producer's chairs and Tsunako is the character designer so it's all being approved by women. Why do they not count? Why are the only women that count a bunch of whiny, fat whores on twitter and tumblr and the mentally retarded speds in gaming journalism? +--- 634683016 +>>634673750 +>sinful is the one who displays they enjoys the flesh of a woman! +>for thou hath sinned and committed a heckin blasphemy by insinuating that all women are now something you can desire +>those that have sexual desires and express them hurt others with their desires +>castrate thy desires, OH WICKED MAN, in the eyes of the LOR- i mean, in the face of sacred corporations, holy academia, and society +>glory unto the sacred figure of all women world wide, may man never say how much he likes the flesh of another woman again, for such statements are vile and blasphemy! +AMEN xister, halleluiah and amen! +--- 634683130 +>>634683015 +What is it? Internalized sexism or whatever? Always seems like there's some go to when its just a matter of liking fucking tits. +--- 634683214 +>>634683130 +Yep internalized sexism +--- 634683403 +>>634683130 +Also which of us is truly sex-obsessed? +Anons see a pair of tits and go "NICE". These faggots see a pair of tits and go "THIS IS PORN! I CAN ONLY SEE SOMEONE LIKE THIS BEING FUCKED RAW BY 10 DIFFERENT MEN AT THE SAME TIME" +Who can't get their mind out of the gutter again because it sure doesn't seem to be the tit lovers. +--- 634683569 +>>634682698 +I think it's funny how the idiot Redditor's whole crutch is relying on guys to be homophobic to support his argument. Most likely a troll though +--- 634683583 +>>634682760 +People tried that shit since forever too and were mocked as retards rightfully. +--- 634683682 +>>634663506 +Best part of that version is that she wears a fundoshi. + +>>634673123 +That was the point in every character's alternate versions, silly. +--- 634683893 +Still waiting on the day that a leftist can make a compelling argument without contradicting themselves. + +You people harm yourselves more than than these fictional characters do. Not that they can harm you. +--- 634684076 +>>634682795 +--- 634684175 +>>634684076 +No wonder her j.HP is so good with those guns, +--- 634684184 +For me, is Arina. +--- 634684503 +>>634684184 +what the fuck is that +--- 634684580 +>>634684503 +Fernan +Dez +--- 634684718 +>>634683569 +What's funny is I'm not gay. I think midriffs are just great regardless of guys or girls. I'm not necessarily against male characters being sexy either. I don't know why we don't just go down the direction where both people are happy. But its definitely a "Mask off, I was actually a prude" moment. +--- 634684776 +>>634684580 +Fernan +Death in JP. +--- 634684960 +>>634677134 +>no amount of miniscule "backstory" or delusions of "female empowerment" can change that. +Lol you're the only one that's saying that, no one else. it's like you want that to be a reality so you can denigrate attractive women as being dumb bimbos to feel better about how awful you look +--- 634684994 +So what are the best fighting game character designs? + +For me, it's (no order): +>Chun-Li (classic and SF5 training, and honestly a lot of the SF5 costumes) +>M. Bison +>Vega +>Cammy +>Yang +>Zeku +>Laura +>Female Seth (standard and story costumes) +>Juri (SF4) +>Gill (I'm a sucker for two-halves designs) + +>Scorpion +>Sub-Zero +>Jade + +>Mai Shiranui +>Shiki +>Rock Howard + +>Nina Williams (Tekken 5) +>Yoshimitsu (Tekken 3) +>Kazuya (Tekken 6) +>Jin Kazama (Tekken 6) + +>Morrigan +>Hsien-Ko +>Jedah +>Donovan +--- 634685009 +>>634683893 +The only compelling argument they have is influences should maybe probably be more open to voices IF a creator wants to. I know /v/'s going to throw me under the bus for this, but I don't necessarily think its wrong to seek out inspiration from unlikely places. I still am baffled by the fucking accident that is Life by Strange, the most hipster game I have ever played, with a pretentiousness fartiness to it that shoulda rubbed me the wrong way up and down. Somehow in that fucking amalgamation I found a weirdly unique experience. Was it perfect? Oh hell no, but it was one of a kind, and it was probably born out of people whose perspectives are uncommon in most games. + +And then they made LiS 2 and it is one of the worst things I have ever experienced. Jesus Christ. +--- 634685136 +>>634684718 +>I don't know why we don't just go down the direction where both people are happy +The reason is that both sides have the freedom to do it. But you can't force someone that doesn't want to do what you want to do what you want. +Case in point +The faggots saying Takaki should've made a male version of Senran then they'd be fine with him sexualizing the girls(a lie but point remains) not a single person decided to make their own Senran but with men. No one was stopping them, no one said they weren't allowed to, they just demanded Takaki and his team do it for them. +Both can be made, both have the potential to be made. But as it stands only one side seems to have the drive to do it for actual games and not just VNs and bitching at them to make what you demand doesn't help anything since it only serves to make them hate you. +--- 634685153 +>>634684994 +There's too many to count. +--- 634685176 +>>634684994 +Nice to see someone who likes Donovan, he doesn't get much love. I've fought a couple of players in Night Warriors on Fightcade who know how to use him well, always fun to see that. +--- 634685274 +>>634684994 +Something about how simple she is yet so memorable works for me. Same with Sakura. They are both genuinely very simple designs but with strong intentional choices. +--- 634685335 +why does /v/eddit keep falling for this bait recently? why should you give a single fuck about what some hole thinks about video game titties? is she going to fuck you if you win the debate? would you even want to if you could? stop caring what holes think. stop engaging with holes and their white knights. +--- 634685346 +>>634685136 +You're right. I don't really have anything to say honestly. Just in full agreement with you. +--- 634685456 +>>634685335 +Eh, I think people just wanna get their frustrations out in the open. We all know where the schizo is pulling his "opinions" from and its not like anybody engages with that insufferable origin. +--- 634685491 +I just saw this thread as an excuse to post cute fighter girls. +--- 634685561 +>>634685335 +Where the hell do you think you are? +People bitch about niggers 24/7, yet you deal with it like the bitches you are. So deal with people seething over fiction tits like pol seethes over fictional niggers. +--- 634685685 +>>634685456 +all you have to do is say +good evening gentleman I love titties but I hate women +--- 634685767 +>>634685685 +Who made this gif? +--- 634685817 +>>634685685 +That's pretty cool. Got any more like that? +--- 634685845 +>>634685685 +Me too anon. +That's why I exclusively only fuck the femest of fembois +--- 634685957 +>>634685274 +>hot chick with only a simple white leotard with nothing under it with high boots that is expert in kicks + +So simple and yet perfect. +--- 634686201 +>>634672623 +ESG needs to be banned and criminalized worldwide. +--- 634686392 +>>634686201 +BLACKROCK DELENDA EST +--- 634686747 +>>634685767 +>>634685817 +It's literally just a downscaled render of a model you retards. +--- 634686754 +they should keep her bare feet +fuck socksfaggots +--- 634686858 +>>634684994 +my top 3 would be a.b.a., carmine and chizuru +--- 634686981 +>>634686747 +Okay, but who made it? +--- 634687493 +>>634685685 +A game in that style could be a hit. +--- 634687963 +>>634686754 +poss full here +>>2753724 +--- 634688052 +>>634687963 +>>>/e/2753724 +--- 634688472 +>>634684994 +There are too many. +--- 634688740 +>>634687493 +Bring back the leotard NOW. +--- 634688904 +>>634665815 +>racist towards the Japanese and their values +Stop being close-minded. +--- 634689001 +>>634688839 +how is it that mai doesn't really show much more skin than cammy but comes across as way more horny anyway? +--- 634689048 +>>634688740 +>Cammy_White_pose_by_shu-mai.jpg (122 KB, 850x850) +This one sir? +--- 634689150 +>>634663283 +I can take her seriously, I play her because I think she's cool rather than because I think she's hot, breasts too large +--- 634689153 +>>634689048 +y did u grntxt my filename? +--- 634689271 +>>634689048 +Really genuinely unironically always preferred her in blue over green. +--- 634689401 +When is the Lili trailer anyway? I want to see if she has finally fucked Asuka +--- 634689495 +>>634685957 +I hated what they did with her in the reboot game, the retarded knight get up was so retarded +--- 634689498 +>That one faggot that's going to bring up how King in KOF is a strong example of how to not sexualize female characters +>Without realizing SNK created the tomboy tease with King and her gigantic bust + +You know what the thing about prudes is? They think clothes stops sexualization. +--- 634689626 +>>634689153 +It was an accident. +--- 634689673 +>>634689001 +Because she had big tits and shows them off +--- 634689705 +>>634689271 +Same even thought my favorite color is green and I like military stuff but I first saw her in blue. +--- 634689816 +>>634689673 +Do you guys have FG toys? +--- 634690331 +>>634678840 +>>634670246 +>Find KoF 99 in a walmart bargain bin +>I like Street Fighter so this should be cool +>Come up against whip +>Grabs me from across the screen drags me across the floor then shoots me several +11 year old me had a lot to process that day +--- 634690740 +>>634689816 +--- 634691167 +Anyone else like that short hentai comic, where Chun-Li is on a beach with her son, then he falls face-first into her ass, then she makes him lick her asshole while some shit is peaking out from it, then she double teams him with Juri, and then she takes a huge shit while she sucks him off? +--- 634691195 +>>634691167 +Fuck's wrong with you +--- 634691365 +>>634691195 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7T0nTEG1Xg [Embed] +--- 634691595 +>>634662368 (OP) +You must be a dumbass but she had short hair before +--- 634691626 +I prefer Blue Mary. Midriffs are my thing +--- 634691703 +>>634672554 +--- 634692024 +>>634691703 +For a second I thought that was Jason David Frank. (RIP) +--- 634692029 +>>634685136 +This is why I respect the guy behind this game even though I find his fetishes repulsive. He just went ahead and made a game about his weird shit instead of complaining no one catters to his tastes. +--- 634692186 +>>634671129 +there is zero outcry when there is a overly buff male character with no shirt on or whatever, but the moment there is an attractive female character every freaking fag comes on here acting like their neo-vagina is intense pain because of it. Would point out the double standards but fags would rather die the most slow and painful death than to ever be reasonable with anyone. +--- 634692189 +>>634691703 +A reminder Tomb Raider's reboot trilogy was given to these very people with this mindset, ended up giving her a fat ass, and did nothing with the trilogy. And now she's officially a dead IP. +--- 634692314 +>>634672554 +>how dare men be attracted to female!!! +>this hurts my neo-vagina! +>y-you are coom brains! buzzwords! + +even your family would be glad if you off yourself at this point +--- 634692513 +>>634663654 +That's just Nintendo being Nintendo. +--- 634692596 +>>634676946 +so please tell us where does it hurt when you see an attractive female character? +--- 634692762 +>>634692029 +Holy shit lmao +But yeah, respect for the guy +--- 634693061 +>>634688839 +--- 634693275 +>>634690331 +KoF99 for the PS1 or what? +--- 634693280 +>>634681876 +real men have actual relations with women irl and don't spend their day jerking off to fictional ones and lose their shit if they can't see 1/10 of a panty. +--- 634693346 +>>634684076 +Would +--- 634693401 +>>634664615 +Juri looks way better you're high +--- 634693532 +>>634693401 +Small tits and an ugly dogshit face, regardless of expression, lighting, or camera angle +--- 634693574 +>>634693280 +You know what else real men don't do? bitch about sexy female characters in video games since they haven't even heard of half the games you retarded faggots bitch about. +--- 634693585 +>>634693401 +Why is wearing Chun-Li's hand things? +--- 634693598 +No but seriously where are all the boobs in SF6? +--- 634693837 +>>634691626 +PATRICIAN RASRE +--- 634694035 +>>634693275 +Yeah I think so +>>634693585 +She always had them, she's literally Evil Korean Chun Li +--- 634694367 +>>634691167 +Source? +--- 634694398 +Can we at least all agree that Marisa is a great new character design? +--- 634694559 +>>634691703 +>censoring names +this guy needs to get it in the face so badly +i'm of course talking about splooge +--- 634694576 +>>634673998 +you may be a rancid feminist cow who hates beauty and wants to censor anything that reminds you of your own inferiority and undesirability, but most women aren't +--- 634694616 +>>634694367 +Fisticuffs Club/Patrick Hateman +--- 634694686 +>>634694398 +No, she's terrible. +Not even the "she's too big and ugly" camp, I just hate her hair and color scheme still. I would've gone for more silver accents to contrast more with the bronze skin and they should've just given her gladiator styled headgear in a mohawk to imitate the plume rather than this magneto shit. Also the spandex I would've made all red to stand apart from her gladiator skirt if not just lose it entirely and just let her wear underwear shorter than the skirt. +--- 634694782 +>>634694398 +muscletranny magneto is not a compelling character design, no. +--- 634694850 +>>634694398 +No! +--- 634695052 +>>634694616 +Danke +--- 634695207 +>>634693401 +Lmao, not even close. +--- 634695242 +>>634689498 +>You know what the thing about prudes is? +Wrong, it's called class. Cammy is ok, Chun Li is completely fine. +--- 634695323 +>>634692186 +>there is zero outcry when there is a overly buff male character with no shirt on or whatever, +There is, see Crash and Spryo fanbase +It's not ok if its "for children" but anytime titties hanging out is defended its for the benefit of white male boys. +--- 634695415 +>>634694398 +If she had long hair, 100%. Or normal short hair. +as is, she's good but has flaws. +--- 634695419 +>>634695242 +His point is that you can still think a character is sexy even if they have a style that doesn't show everything off. +>>634695323 +What? Who demanded Crash and Spyro put shirts on? +--- 634695494 +Mai for Tekken 8 +--- 634695531 +>>634695419 +>Who demanded Crash and Spyro put shirts on? +It's not Crash and Spryo themselves, it's the bara dragons and Dingodile. +--- 634695545 +>>634695419 +>"What? Who demanded Crash and Spyro put shirts on?" +>retard does not recognize bait +--- 634695676 +>>634695419 +He's a faggot mad that people called out Toys for Nogs making Dingodile some fat fetishists playtoy with a vacuum cleaner. The reason people called it out isn't because he was made to appeal to bara furfags but because he's meant to be a mentally deranged pyromaniac AND THE FUCKING FAGGOTS TOOK AWAY HIS GOD DAMN FLAMETHROWER. +--- 634696171 +>>634689401 +Not her type +--- 634696913 +>>634696171 +BASED Some should make a doujin. +--- 634697878 +>>634686754 +Source please. There's so much Mai rule34 that it would take me an age to find the uncensored version. +--- 634698278 +ITT: Based sexy female designs and the zoomer prudes with malfunctioning sex drives that hate them. +--- 634698371 +>>634663087 +>less is more +Next time you get a paycut at work and the boss tells you less is more, remember this retarded shit you wrote here. +--- 634698686 +>>634693401 + +Edited the parts that matter. Sf6 juri's face is an abomination. +--- 634698794 +>>634662368 (OP) +the Capcom vs SNK 2 might not have the best design, but i appreciate that she is purposefully showing us her ass +--- 634699080 +>>634668291 +Why is it a shithole? Because those outsider groups come here, shit things up, then complain about the shit. +4chan was a wonderful peaceful paradise of kindness and harmony before THEY showed up. +--- 634700386 +>>634699080 +>people are wrong for calling out sexism and objectifying representation in media +--- 634700648 +>>634662368 (OP) +What is up with that Real Bout Fatal Fury artwork, it's the most intense shit I've ever seen. Should've hired that guy for Resident Evil art or something. +--- 634700879 +>>634700648 +im pretty sure shinkiro has drawn chris and wesker before +--- 634701524 +How the fuck do KoF combos work, is it all links or are there normal cancels? I'm trying to figure out Chizuru combos but I can't get anything to connect together +--- 634702053 +>634700386 +>I am a faggot and I suck dick +--- 634702086 +>>634701524 +I miss the old ones. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmCuDDCtmcE [Embed] +--- 634702087 +>>634701524 +As a general rule it is: + +Normals > Command Normals > Special/EX Special > Lvl 1 Super > Lvl 2 or Lvl 3 Climax + +This is not always the case though, some characters have moves that are not special cancelable. +--- 634702228 +>>634700386 +If she can't attract male attention but other women can, those women are "sex objects". +If she can't attract the male gaze, then the male gaze is bad and "objectification". +Is she can't, that means it's not worth it or it is bad, this is narcissism. Feminism is the refuge of the failed woman, the sour grapes ideology. +If an attractive female character is also capable and beats up other characters, she's a "fighting fuck toy". Dehumanization language all over. +--- 634702494 +>>634702228 +How would you like it if it was a mans ass being panned over? How do you think women feel when they see this and the message it gives? Literally no empathy for girls whatsoever +--- 634702616 +>>634702494 +So it's not about sexualizing women, it has everything to do with ugly bitches being demoralized by the sight of superior looking females. +--- 634702710 +>>634702228 +The "fightinf fucktoy" thing is that women HAVE to be sexy when capable, and they cant just be capable. They HAVE to look good for a male audience. You dont see james bond in the movies flashing his dick or trying to be nice looking for a female audience. +--- 634702859 +>Hinako confirmed for season 2. +One of these three is 99% likely to be in season 3 +>Kasumi +>May Lee +>Xiangfei +--- 634702940 +>>634702494 +sounds good to me hombre, go make the game with all the slutty lads you want +--- 634703038 +>>634702710 +>or trying to be nice looking for a female audience +confirmed for never watching a bond movie +--- 634703042 +what i don't get is why SNK keeps some of their designs intact with only slight changes for decades for some characters but not for all of them +as example +>Mai +>Whip +>Blue Mary +>Kyo +>Iori +>Angel +>Kula +>B.Jenet +>etc +basically the same for 3 decades(less time for the more recent characters) with only slight adjustments +>Leona +>Shermie +had some minor variety, like Leona losing her green jacked in the default P1 or Shermie having her clevage window change design, but still kept the same style and outfit +>Athena +fucking different outfit in every single game, she went from a bikini armor to a short ninja dress to a karate gi to a school uniform to multiple idol styled outfits +--- 634703565 +>>634702940 +Or why cant current game developers just show restraint when designing female characters? +>>634703038 +Having his shirt off isnt meant for women to drool over, but for men to admire. +--- 634703608 +>>634702616 +Thats a real woman with bodily autotomy, not a fictional character though. +--- 634703861 +>>634703608 +So it's about ugly bitches being demoralized by superior looking imaginary females. Got it. +--- 634704057 +>>634703565 +Why should they, if you don't like it don't buy it. Make what you want to see. Also confirmed for never ever watching any bond films +--- 634704119 +>>634702494 +>How would you like it if it was a mans ass being panned over? +Men aren't women and women aren't men. What works for women doesn't work for men. Notice how attractive women have no issues showing off. It's not the clothing that matters, is the woman. +>How do you think women feel when they see this and the message it gives? +Attractive women feel empowered, unattractive women feel disempowered. Just like with incels. +>Literally no empathy +Women who bitch about attractive women have no empathy for them either, just look at racing girls getting the boot from events because ugly women don't like the bar raised. You think you're entitled to men finding you attractive, but you're not. That's incel ideology. + +>>634702710 +>They HAVE to look good for a male audience +Because it's a male audience that the video game/movie goes for. So your issue is that unattractive capable women don't get attention like attractive capable women do, therefore entitlement. Incel ideology. +>You dont see james bond in the movies flashing his dick or trying to be nice looking for a female audience. +Actually that's exactly what has happened in the recent movies with Daniel Craig. When he comes out of the water he's flashing everything women find appealing. You won't see incels bitching that women find handsome and athletic men attractive, because while they are incels, they aren't narcissistic or childish. +--- 634704214 +>>634704057 +But these developers are harming women and perpetuating sexist stereotypes by sexualizing them. Should developers be allowed to make jim crow era movies as well? And show me a clip where bond is naked with his ass panned to the camera. +>>634703861 +The point is that real women choosing what to do with their bodies is different then the male gaze (men making weird sex dolls for the pleasure of other men). +--- 634704314 +>>634662368 (OP) +Meanwhile, in reality +>SNk is a laughing stock because all they keep churning out is chinese unity assetflip looking shovelware +>struggle to hit 1 million sales in anything +>just a dead corpse who is paraded by some chink investor +--- 634704320 +>>634704119 +see my second point >>634704214 +>Because it's a male audience that the video game/movie goes for. +Appealing to men doesnt require degrading women and dehumanizing them. If the only way women can be appealing to men is by being portrayed as a piece of meat, then that says a lot about men. +--- 634704373 +>>634704314 +Based. Sexist companies dont deserve success. Thats why inclusive companies like sony +--- 634704434 +>>634704373 +..have massive success and sell like hotcakes. They will not learn until people stop supporting sexist +--- 634704460 +>>634704214 +>The point is that real women choosing what to do with their bodies is different then the male gaze (men making weird sex dolls for the pleasure of other men). + +Rather sexist of you to ignore the lesbian gaze (or lesbians making dolls for the pleasure of other lesbians). +--- 634704487 +>>634704214 +>harming women and perpetuating sexist stereotypes by sexualizing them +Men looking at attractive women means they hate women. Lunacy. +>real women choosing what to do with their bodies is different then the male gaze +That's a borderline psychopathic point of view though. You don't have an intellectual property over female sexual imagery, and people are free to create whatever they wish because we don't live in totalitarian shitholes. + +>>634704320 +>degrading women and dehumanizing them +Just because men like to look at other women instead of you, it doesn't mean that you are degraded and dehumanized. This female intrasexual competition taking over culture is kind of embarrassing. You should feel embarrassed but i'm not sure you're capable of feeling shame. + +Imagine some ugly incel bitching that women aren't fucking him because they're busy going for handsome men. That's you. +--- 634704892 +>>634704487 +> whatever they wish because we don't live in totalitarian shitholes. +Telling people not to be misogynistic or telling developers to be less gross isnt "censorship". Its just criticism. +>Men looking at attractive women means they hate women. Lunacy +Treating a whole gender as pleasure toys is degrading, yes. Tell me how this isnt degrading in anyway please https://youtu.be/B8kyWe3wNZQ [Embed] . Also, its just about the representation. No female gamer wants to see themselves portrayed as fighting fucktoys, and how would you like it if all the men in media your whole life looked and were posed and acted like chip n dale dancers or male strippers? +>>634704460 +These games werent made in lesbians in mind though but men. +--- 634704943 +>>634704487 +>i cant create misogyny? This is literally 1984 my fellow gamers (tm)! +--- 634705095 +>>634704892 +>Telling people not to be misogynistic or telling developers to be less gross isnt "censorship" +But there is no misogyny and there is no "gross", it's all in your head. +>Treating a whole gender as pleasure toys is degrading, +Just because other women are more attractive than you are doesn't mean they aren't human. Jesus, you really hate attractive women. +>No female gamer wants to see themselves portrayed as fighting fucktoys +But they aren't represented as that, because most women aren't that attractive really. You'd need to go to western games to find purposefully ugly female characters that don't threaten sexually insecure women. +>and how would you like it if all the men in media your whole life looked and were posed and acted like chip n dale dancers or male strippers? +I'd go for games that are made for me instead of bitching about games that are obviously made for women? + +>>634704943 +>women that are more attractive than i am are misogyny +Holy femcel cope. +--- 634705125 +>>634679094 +i agree that i prefer the old outfit, but what we can't say is that she got censored, if anything, she got even more of a dumptruck now. +--- 634705132 +>>634702859 +About time, she was getting fat thanks to all that time Since 2003 ) without being in KOF +--- 634705172 +>>634704892 +>These games werent made in lesbians in mind though but men. +You don't know that, especially when it comes to SNK who have always catered to their female audience. For example, there's a game called KOF for Girls. Are you going to tell me this was done for the male gaze? +--- 634705208 +>>634705095 +>I'd go for games that are made for me instead of bitching about games that are obviously made for women? +But wouldnt you think that such media being popular would effect societys view of men? +>But they aren't represented as that, because most women aren't that attractive really. You'd need to go to western games to find purposefully ugly female characters that don't threaten sexually insecure women. +Yeah youre right sexualization is still a problem in Japanese games. +--- 634705453 +>>634705208 +>But wouldnt you think that such media being popular would effect societys view of men? +Media cannot trump biology. You put too much weight on media influencing behaviors when it just doesn't work like that. If what you say is true then society would have imploded years ago when GrandTheftAuto came out because you can massacre millions of people in that game. +>>634705208 +>sexualization +Doesn't exist. You cannot sexualize a child nor can you sexualize an elderly woman. You can only """""sexualize""""" a child bearing age young attractive woman, which means the clothing isn't the "issue", it's the fact that the woman is attractive. So "sexualization" is just a cope term for unattractive women to feel like they could have the same pull attractive women have if those attractive women wouldn't dress in a provocative manner. +--- 634705479 +>>634705095 +How is reducing women to tits and ass not gross. Sexualizing women is disgusting and youre mentally ill for not seeing that. +--- 634705568 +>>634705453 +> you say is true then society would have imploded years ago when GrandTheftAuto came out because you can massacre millions of people in that game. +Objectification isnt the same as violence. +And the woman in your pic is a real woman with agency choosing what to do with her body, not a weird sex doll following a script made by men for other men. +--- 634705601 +>>634705095 +you guy's need to actually recognise you probably arent talking to a femcel, rather either a larper or a tranny who fucking gets of to bridget as they think they will look like him with enough self harm + +reminder that female gaze is also in a bunch of fighting games because some female devs put thei fetish into it, remind yourself that if victor and hugo has such fat asses is because one girl in the dev team was into thicc bara ass , look it up +--- 634705628 +>>634705453 +https://youtu.be/coNQAucXoNM [Embed] +>>634705172 +He needs less clothing and a bigger bulge to make it equal. Not even remotely comparable to mai +--- 634705682 +>>634705601 +That doesnt look sexually appealing at all nor is it comparable to r mika. Does he slap his own ass? +--- 634705735 +>>634702053 +Nice argument, virgin. +--- 634705783 +>>634705095 +>"Men only think with their penises" +>Women +projection +every +time +--- 634705787 +>>634705095 +You will never have sex with a woman. Your waifu made by old sexist japanese dudes will never touch you +--- 634705890 +>>634705682 +for hugo he only has one ass attack, but see viktor in vsav and you'll see almost all of his kick are ass based, he even has an ass command grab + +it may not be appealing to you but it was to some girl, so it is technically female gaze. +--- 634705898 +>>634705479 +>reducing women to tits and ass +Because relationships have at their base sexuality and specifically sexuality for the purpose of procreation. That's why scrawny incels and ugly women can't get partners as easily as handsome men and attractive women. Handsome men are attractive because they have good genes, the same way attractive women are attractive for the same reason. This isn't an arbitrary made up game. +>>634705568 +>Objectification isnt the same as violence. +Your argument was that media influences behavior. +>the woman in your pic is a real woman with agency choosing what to do with her body +Yes but women don't have an intellectual property on sexual imagery. That's gender role talk. If you want to bring back gender roles, we can have that discussion. +>>634705601 +>rather either a larper or a tranny +The lack of logic does point to a low T individual. + +>>634705628 +>https://youtu.be/coNQAucXoNM [Embed] +It's probably some BS about how powerful muscular men are for men because there's no way a woman would find a ripped man attractive, no way, that never happens, ever, right? + +>>634705787 +>gets told +>no u +You have to go back. You will not find a feminist echo chamber here full of delusional world views. Media is full of attractive women the same way books aimed at a female audience have tall ripped billionaire chads instead of scrawny incels working at a bodega. Again, you have to go back. +--- 634706072 +>>634705628 +>He needs less clothing and a bigger bulge to make it equal. Not even remotely comparable to mai + +Why are you always moving the goalposts? Even if I did show an image with less clothing and a big bulge, you would still come out with another excuse, like that it is done for males to aspire to. +--- 634706191 +also i've seen anough women fucking sloberring on same fighting game characters to know that they don't have an issue with sexualisaion. we could do the meme with fanart vs canon art with almost any male character that is rather slim handsome or big bara fuck. +--- 634706224 +>>634706072 +Do you know what creators intent is? Call me when the guy in your pic is giving kisses to the camera +--- 634706241 +>>634705787 +And? +--- 634706419 +>>634706224 +if your issue is that sqome women in vidya are cutesy, just chang characters to one that is badass, most fg's portray a bunch of women being serious and badass on top of being decently clothed if it's your issue, but some women also want a cutesy girl that they would enjoy, stop being a narc basically +--- 634706932 +>>634706224 +do i also need to remind that in granblue versus there is basically a character that gets into a fudoshi for no reason and has a canon song basically just being softcore porn for women and gay people +--- 634707987 +>>634706419 +Do you really think female gamers like cammy or r mika +--- 634708041 +I usually don't play as chicks in fighting games desu. +--- 634708296 +>>634707987 +first of , yeah some do. + +why are these your two only go two. you only watched sfv gameplay havent you ? whats thet grudge. + +third did you not read ? do you want me to list potential street fighter / kof characters that are portrayed as badass and are fully fucking clothed ? and that are bomb designed ? like i said some girls like cutesy stuff, most girl i know who pciked tekken ended up playing lucky chloe for example and she is the most agregious of the tekken cast. again if your issue is that you don't like the character, then just look at others, that sthe essence of fg's you faggot. either play the game or gtfo +--- 634708478 +>>634705132 +>sumo wrestler +>not fat. +Sumo wrestlers are supposed to be fat anon. +--- 634708507 +>>634707987 +Nah, all those cammy cosplayers out there were forced at gunpoint +--- 634708513 +>>634707987 +i can even site you whole games that do not have a single female characters portrayed as frivoulous or even lightly clothed if thats your jam you buffoon +--- 634708589 +>>634708478 +no necessarily , it's just that they don't have weight class so being slim just fuck you up cause you will end against a guy with the same weight as a SUV +--- 634708925 +>>634705208 +>But wouldnt you think that such media being popular would effect societys view of men? +No, because I'm not some schizophrenic narcissist who thinks the world revolves around me. Get your head out of your ass and see the world without your shit stained lenses for once. +--- 634709109 +>>634705628 +Why do you always link to videos made by men? Have no women made points about this situation in your favor? I can find plenty of examples of women saying they love sexualization and love large tits or love lolis or whatever anti-sex shit you're bitching about. But you only have the same few videos, all made by men. +Which of us is respecting women again? The person who lets men speak for them or the person letting the women speak for themselves. Or in some cases UOOOHHHH for themselves. +--- 634709158 +>>634705787 +>Your waifu made by old sexist japanese dudes will never touch you +Neither will you so why should we care what you have to say? +--- 634709438 +>>634709109 +The women in the comment section of that video prove me correct. +--- 634709481 +>>634662368 (OP) +They do. +She's called Iroha and she's mai waifu. +--- 634709507 +>>634705787 +>Your waifu made by old sexist japanese dudes +WRONG +My waifu is made by a horny mid-30s Japanese woman and the designs were approved by other horny mid-30s Japanese women. +GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGOT +--- 634709610 +>>634709438 +Women or """women""" because only one group counts. +--- 634709648 +>>634709507 +>"a woman drew it, so it cant be sexist" +Kekd +--- 634709703 +>>634709610 +>women are not women until they agree with my sexist rhetoric +--- 634709723 +>>634684994 +Personal favorites +>Scorpion +>Dudley +>MotW Terry Bogard +>Real Bout Mai +>Blue Mary +>EX1 & 2 Cracker Jack +>Donovan +>Sarah Bryant +>Cody +>King(KOF & Tekken) +>Tessa +>Jon Talbain +--- 634709737 +>>634709648 +>point gets deflected, proceed to say it doesnt matter + +kekd +--- 634709740 +>>634709648 +>woman draws it +>gets approval for the designs from other women +>this is somehow made for men by men +You're pretending to be retarded right? If not, then you are one hell of a sped. +--- 634709849 +>>634664668 +Let me direct you to instagram and tiktok +--- 634710014 +>>634709849 +Again, real women arent the same as video game characters. Objectification is about the lack of choice, so that doesnt apply to real women. +>>634709737 +I hate how you guys try to speak for women when most of them are clearly disgusted by this crap. +>>634709740 +Its literally known that Japanese business men make women draw more "sexually appealing" designs in order to cater to teenage boys. Its quite literally not organic at all +--- 634710104 +>>634709703 +>women aren't women unless they agree with my whiny faggotry +Two can play at this game faggot. +You're kind regularly say artists like Tsunako, Sayori are men because they make what you don't approve of. Why don't they count as women with agency? Why don't women working for themselves or a predominantly female company count as women to you? +Same goes for the multitudes of female otaku that love non-otome eroge, fanservice and large anime tits. Same also goes for the women who chose to use avatars that represent their bodies. +--- 634710280 +>>634706224 +You moved the goalposts again, only this time your excuse is that I need to mind read. +--- 634710301 +>>634710014 +so doujinshi written by women on their free time with no corporate behind it whatsoever is still influenced by men ? sure buddy. let me redirect you to all the of the femal artist who draws their oc getting fucking destroyed or women as turbo sluts or shotacons. + +Also don't you see you're doing the exact same shit as your complaining your doing ? you don't talk for all women and never will. and i can garantee you that most girl i talk to are way more crass about women sexualisation than i am. +--- 634710419 +>>634710280 +He isnt sexualized nor is he meant to be +>>634699080 +A team of horny old Japanese men created this character for an audience of horny pubescent boys. Do the math +>>634710301 +Again with the "it can't be sexist if a woman made it" argument. Just because a woman makes it, does not make it okay. It still contributes to the objectification of women in society. +--- 634710479 +>>634710104 +See>>634710419 +--- 634710514 +>giving the shitposter (YOU)'s +post more SNK girls you faggots +--- 634710552 +>>634708507 +Those cammy cosplayers are real women who actively made that choice to dress that way. Fictional characters dont have a choice. Thats the difference +--- 634710564 +>>634694686 +literally a man. +there's no biology there for child birthing/rearing except boobs. +--- 634710580 +>>634710419 +So fictional content that sells to a few thousand people contributes to the objectification of women in society. BUT tiktok thots, tinder, onlyfans whores, twitch thots, pop singers twerking, and all other kinds of celebrity worship that reaches millions upon millions of people doesn't count because those women have agency. You're the dumbest retard on the shortbus. +--- 634710595 +>>634710419 +>He isnt sexualized nor is he meant to be +Your excuses are pathetic, especially when Voldos costumes are nearly all BDSM tier. +--- 634710642 +>>634710514 +Good luck. +Modern internet users are terminally retarded. They literally cannot ignore shitposts. +--- 634710734 +>>634710419 +you like cherrypicking hey ? then respond to +>>634708513 +>>634708296 +>>634706932 +>>634706191 + +until then fuck off, you're clearly just guieded by ideologie and don't have a fucking point that is your own. you people have a weird aversion to the human body i don't understand. and i blame the americans for it +--- 634710736 +>>634710479 +>WOMEN AREN'T FOLLOWING MY DEMANDS? HOW DARE THEY! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I, THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD, SAID THIS ISN'T OK? THE VILE FUCKING WHORES HOW DARE THEY GO AGAINST ME! +Really showing how much you respect women there. +Do you want me to write up a guide on How to respect women as dictated by the Western gaming industry? I'm sure you'd love to know how to be even more respectful to women like the fine and highly respectable people in the western games industry. +--- 634710754 +>>634710595 +>fanart is the same as the real game +>>634710580 +The point is that fictional pleasure objects arent the same as women with agency. Mai is a doll who is dressed up by the game makers, while a real woman is choosing what she wants to do with her body. Thousands of years of fiction and men still don't understand the difference between a real life woman having agency and a character being made a bimbo by the men who created her. Also, nothing pop stars ever do is even removed comparable to how women are sexualized in vide games. +--- 634710813 +>>634710734 +I dont have an aversion to the human body, I just hate the unfairness of one gender being objectified in media historically. +--- 634710930 +>>634710754 +>fanart is the same as the real game +It's not fanart. + +https://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters4/urien.html +--- 634710967 +>>634710813 +and if you had bothered to read you would know that this isnt inherently tru and it's just ideologie speaking. i can show you picture of men drawn by women that is dating from a long time and of a man compltetly naked/ sexualised and you will cry "it's not the same" last you you get you dolt +--- 634711161 +>>634710754 +>women with agency so it doesn't count +Yet it reaches the eyes of millions. Don't you see the issue? You want women to sexualize themselves with no consequences when that exact behavior is why everything is fucked. IT DOESN'T COUNT. +So then men aren't getting their views on how to perceive women from seeing REAL, LIVING women with AGENCY act like cheap whores on the internet? But from video games and anime they've never even heard the of let alone seen. +Women can sexualize themselves and have their agency all they want but it's affecting the perception of other women and men who aren't part of this. +A real woman chooses to be a whore on OnlyFans. News spreads to an innocent teenage girl. She now wants to make an OnlyFans. Teenage boys see this and start seeing her as a whore because she's been influenced by a whore. Same goes for all the other "it doesn't count" excuses. +You're looking at what some NEETs that already hate what you call "real women" like, instead of normalfags who are far more numerous(thousands to hundreds of millions if not billions) +It's not even comparable which is more damaging. You're just mad the NEETs won't give your fugly ass attention. +--- 634711187 +lets post fg's womens now, let us eat good. +--- 634711253 +>>634710813 +>I just hate the unfairness of one gender being objectified in media historically +and you've already been told that both sides have historically had the same freedom to do whatever, and one side has bothered to put in large amounts of effort to a greater extent than the other. If you want things to change then make what you clearly want to make. We'll do the same. Don't like it, don't buy it. +--- 634711257 +>>634711161 +But onlyfans is a private space while mainstream media is something you see everywhere +--- 634711316 +>>634711257 +>doesnt know coommer.party exists. +how do we tell them ? +--- 634711318 +>>634711253 +> Don't like it, don't buy it. +Or maybe developers should stop being gross +--- 634711379 +>>634711318 +how about cope +--- 634711424 +>>634711316 +Still not mainstream and easily accessible and heavily marketed like video games are. Ffs there was literally a bayonetta stripper ad on japanese subway stations. +>>634711161 +Vidya and anime are popular and influence people wtf are you talking about? And maybe female gamers just dont want to be repsrented and subjected to certain chatacter designs (like if you bought a game and there was boucning dicks everywhere) +--- 634711478 +>>634711257 +Then replace Onlyfans with all the other excuses, tiktok, tinder, twitch, pop singers, pornstars, the celebrity worship. It's all interchangeable. The point is that you can't take what a few thousand people like and assume it's on the same scale as the shit millions are looking at every single day. One is causing clear damage, damage that you claim to care about, but you excuse that damage because it's what those women want to do ignoring the consequences of those excuses and how young impressionable men and women will see that. +--- 634711561 +>>634711424 +so amateur porn wich is accessible a fucking click away isnt easily accessible? don't kid yourself. most kids nowadays have been blasted to shit with irl porn , but you're not going to want to fix that issue now eh? that would mean disempowering women by making porn either illegal or restricted +--- 634711620 +>>634711379 +>Gill's cock bulge +I don't expect the femoid to concede to that image. +--- 634711687 +>>634711424 +>like if you bought a game and there was boucning dicks everywhere +You keep saying that when I've made my case multiple times. DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T BUY IT. Do I want to buy games where guys have swinging dick physics? No, so I don't buy them. +Same as I don't buy Sony's boring cinematic experience shit because I think they're boring. SO I DON'T BUY THEM. +Do your research and buy what looks good to you. +There's how many millions upon millions of games out there and you're bitching about a handful that don't appeal to you. Get over yourself. +--- 634711743 +>>634711379 +God damn the New Gen/2nd Impact quotes were hilarious/mean +--- 634711780 +>>634710014 +>most of them are clearly disgusted by this crap +Joyless Twitter dykes who never had any intention of trying video games maybe, but women artists make shit like this all the time +--- 634711795 +>>634711743 +ho boy this isnt even the best one lmao, weirdly on topic too lmao (alex based) +--- 634711872 +>>634711743 +Pretty lame that they got rid of those for Third Strike. +--- 634711876 +>>634710514 +Their best look was KOF XIII. Through I kinda hate how they took away Vice's moveset. +--- 634711945 +>>634711872 +yep indeed, third strike was a way better game overall though. ending wise too, jjust wish they had time to put more artworks into it +--- 634711974 +>>634711780 +Hell you want the largest source of women liking fanservice and sexy designs there's a whole subsector of entertainment where you can see and hear about what women clearly like. VTubers, Japanese one's specifically +Women with large tits having large breasted models. Openly talking about eroge they've loved since highschool, talking about the latest issue of Comic LO, the doujins they've read and enjoyed, the characters they find incredibly sexy and want to fuck. +Yet these women don't get to count because it breaks the whiny fag's arguments in two. +--- 634711980 +>>634706224 +>Call me when the guy in your pic is giving kisses to the camera +Your issues with idealized female characters don't stop at them being attractive, do they? you actually hate happy women that blow kisses now? The issues in your case run deeper than what it looks like at first sight. + +>>634710754 +>The point is that fictional pleasure objects arent the same as women with agency. +The point you're so desperately trying to miss is that women do not own female sexual imagery. Anyone can draw anything they want, including sexy half naked women. Agency doesn't even come into discussion. Nobody is being hurt by a drawing. Only sexually insecure women and mental cases have issues with sexy drawings of women. +Now you're going to repeat the same horseshit 5 posts down while pretending your "argument" didn't get destroyed 3 times in this thread at the very least. + +tl;dr good for the goose, good for the gander +--- 634712056 +>>634711872 +>>634711795 +>>634711945 +I've always say that 3rd is the better game but New Gen/2nd Impact had the better aesthetic. Some of the best stages and music in the SF series. +--- 634712123 +>>634712056 +100% with you, i just disagree a bit music wise, third strike's ost is actually flawless in my book +--- 634712174 +>>634676532 +i agree +the striped pants and sandals just dont do it for me +something about her hair doesnt look right either +--- 634712305 +>>634712174 +It kind of clashes with the cool professional aesthetics. Olive Pants and business shoes make her look all business and tough. Striped pants and sandals make her look like a mom out to wine but she's still got the gloves and tie. +--- 634712559 +>>634662368 (OP) +real boot fatal fury +--- 634712591 +>>634711687 +>. Do I want to buy games where guys have swinging dick physics? No, so I don't buy them. +But if most media your whole life especially games did have men depicted that way, since the gaming industry was historically one sided in objectification and sexualized women to gratuitous degrees, you would know how us women feel. +>Do your research and buy what looks good to you. +More +>just let me enjoy misogyny +>>634711980 +> +Your issues with idealized female characters don't stop at them being attractive, do they? you actually hate happy women that blow kisses now? The issues in your case run deeper than what it looks like at first sight. +No, I have an issue with female characters being obvious fuckdolls for the male gaze. See >>634710419 +>A team of horny old Japanese men created this character for an audience of horny pubescent boys. Do the math + +The point you're so desperately trying to miss is that women do not own female sexual imagery. Anyone can draw anything they want, including sexy half naked women. Agency doesn't even come into discussion. Nobody is being hurt by a drawing. Only sexually insecure women and mental cases have issues with sexy drawings of women. +Media affects how people see things. Do you really think that something you look at your whole life has no influence on how you see certain groups? + +Its so ridiculous how you guys think that female gamers want to open up a game and see 2bs ass shaking, or want to see ads like pic related. How could they not feel even a bit dehumanized? +--- 634712692 +>>634712591 +How would you like it if the gaming industry from its inception treated men this way with ads with duke nukems bulge, or metroid but with a man stripping at the end? +--- 634712738 +>>634712123 +3rd Strike has the greatest Character Selection song ever and Killing Moon is the best Akuma theme. But I think it just comes to personal taste. I love Sharp Eyes for Ibuki but Twilight is great. +>>634712305 +You know, as much as I would love to just have full suit Vanessa, I love howcshe takes off the jacket. Like she looks like a professional ass kicker but it's that playful smile that seals it. And the tits sure but she had a great simple design. +--- 634712871 +>still feeding the retard +Don't you people have anything better to do than feeding them the engagement they crave? +--- 634712949 +>>634712591 +>No, I have an issue with female characters being obvious fuckdolls for the male gaze +Again, you forget that women being attractive to men isn't "male gaze", it's just how the world works. Men look at women who they find attractive to decide whether they go for them or not. They will look at their reproductive fitness, and that means looking at their bodies to determine if they suffice for the task of bearing children. Some women are more attractive than others, just like some men are more attractive than others. We put the most attractive women in games because games are culture and we celebrate attractive people in culture because that's what culture is about, or at least a part of it. The fact that i have to explain how society works to an adult, or alleged adult speaks volumes as to the failure of your education system and upbringing. + +>Media affects how people see things. Do you really think that something you look at your whole life has no influence on how you see certain groups? +Media affects how people see things? so if i look at attractive women in video games which are there because men like attractive women, i will end up liking attractive women? Do you think before you click "Submit"? Do you think at all? +>Its so ridiculous how you guys think that female gamers want to open up a game and see 2bs ass shaking +2B's ass doesn't shake but i get that you using pointless hyperbole is meant to express your exasperation at media glorifying women that are more attractive than you are. + +The next question is very important: + +do you think incels should get to decide what women find attractive? I'd like a direct Yes/No answer to this question. +--- 634712996 +>>634663283 +>Am I supposed to take her seriously in thay outfit? +Not really. Mai is kind of a joke character. +--- 634713032 +>>634666419 +Buy an ice cream or get lost, idiot. +--- 634713078 +>>634712591 +>But if most media your whole life especially games did have men depicted that way +And? A grand majority of games don't have any sexualized content period. So you're still bitching about a handful of games. You bitch about things being one sided but ONCE AGAIN no one has ever said that you can't do the opposite? Even more so now. What's stopping you and a bunch of friends getting together and making the Senran Kagura: Men Edition you truly desire? All the swinging dicks you could ever want and more. +Just because the men that love sexualized women are the one's that bother to put in the work and make real games instead of VNs simply means that you're side is too lazy to put in the work needed. That's not our problem or concern. Want it? Then make it. +>B-BUT THE PAST +And? Who gives a fuck about the past, it's the fucking future retard, get to work and make your dreams a reality. If you can't then stop bitching that other people can. It's not our fault your kind are untalented, lazy hacks. +--- 634713167 +>>634713078 +Maybe male game developers should stop being gross. +--- 634713419 +>>634713167 +Why should they do anything for a lazy faggot like you? Blender's free. Unreal Engine's free. Unity's free. Get to work and do something instead of being a whiny faggot for once in your life. +--- 634713556 +>1970 women: STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO IT'S MY BODY AND I CAN SHOW IT OFF IF I WANT TOO!!!! *burns bra* +>2023 women: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW OFF WOMENS BODIES IT'S OBJECTIFYING THEM THEY MUST BE CLOTHED AT ALL TIMES!!!! *burns nothing because fire scares them* +The passage of time is fun. +--- 634713885 +Am I the only one who wants Alice to be back in KoFXV? +--- 634714151 +>>634712591 +your issue is to attach value to triple a and mainstream, this shit has been dogshit for years, i don't why you want validation from them. i'll be the first to say that hollywood and the coprorate can suck my dick. Now if you extrpolate this to everyon and anyone even genuine art that is supposed to make you think you can suck my dick. +--- 634714258 +>>634662368 (OP) +>same sexy outfit, only subtle changes + +You're riling up the footfags now, anon. +--- 634714421 +fuck american puritans +--- 634714518 +>>634663087 +Burgerprudes at work +--- 634714521 +>>634662368 (OP) +>literally censored feet +cool goyslop +--- 634714589 +>>634682637 +But they turned off the boob bounce during EVO and costume 1 didn't give a panty shot when kicking high. Literally white genocide. +--- 634715468 +>>634713885 +no, i used her all the time in xiv +--- 634715540 +i love how their argument is always cherry picking and imagining stuff people would actually want "imagine dick swingin" dude for the number of time i've seen people simping on twatter for men. i'm pretty sure a bunch of bunch would like this shit and the other wouldnt mind even if mainstream. sex sells for fuck sake. the issue is clearly just sex regulation lets not kid ourselves diff --git a/v/634663526.txt b/v/634663526.txt index 7cf95466f6385374439d17ecab06d813395022e6..c07bde4ab069aa9a77e9c21367d8bbeaecd6a320 100644 --- a/v/634663526.txt +++ b/v/634663526.txt @@ -70,3 +70,133 @@ https://jiggie.fun/37zmAr --- 634675529 https://jiggie.fun/l6uUz0 300 Howard Pyle #7 +--- 634676636 +https://jiggie.fun/_UgPzo +500 Howard Pyle #8 Final +--- 634676859 +https://jiggie.fun/rxcAxN +361 sfw +--- 634677150 +https://jiggie.fun/YYpROA +425 sfw +--- 634679772 +bump +--- 634679927 +>>634663526 (OP) +https://jiggie.fun/ZuxHSW +Familar Looking Pumpkin Sfw +--- 634680435 +https://jiggie.fun/_eSY68 +336 +ecchi +--- 634680512 +400, mario gals +https://jiggie.fun/37kJAF +--- 634681414 +Taki +https://jiggie.fun/iRNwSP +--- 634682194 +https://jiggie.fun/QWVl52 +486 sfw +--- 634682521 +https://jiggie.fun/FUga4l +285 sfw +a nice family portrait +--- 634683075 +https://jiggie.fun/tnD5gM +460 sfw Samus Aran with too much ass. +--- 634684550 +https://jiggie.fun/fvqQhm +441 sfw +--- 634685258 +https://jiggie.fun/yJ4nn7 +486 sfw NEVER FORGET +--- 634685801 +https://jiggie.fun/YU_WgO +441 sfw +--- 634687061 +https://jiggie.fun/I8pSU5 +500 /e/ pokemilfs +--- 634687623 +https://jiggie.fun/1Us9Nv +486 sfw +--- 634688787 +bumping for moar puzzles +--- 634689071 +https://jiggie.fun/6HC5zc +495 sfw arcade +Also it's glitched on my side of things and all the pieces are big squares. +--- 634690209 +https://jiggie.fun/JHl2jf +414 Fallout #1 +--- 634690745 +Jiggie's software rendering mode is now completely fucked on firefox. +--- 634691327 +https://jiggie.fun/v1TW3K +475 Fallout #2 +--- 634691504 +https://jiggie.fun/KZS_uR +500 /e/ Not appropriate for good boys and girls +--- 634693062 +bump +--- 634693537 +https://jiggie.fun/dpGUF_ +464 sfw Optimus and Megatron +--- 634693748 +https://jiggie.fun/jbzKEW +475 Fallout #3 +--- 634694869 +https://jiggie.fun/0vfmNC +462 sfw big fat tiddies +--- 634695287 +https://jiggie.fun/iNriN0 +475 Fallout #4 +--- 634696112 +https://jiggie.fun/X4I558 +464 sfw if I took that mask off would you die? +--- 634698162 +https://jiggie.fun/qbbKBk +elite four edition +400 roton sfw +--- 634698194 +https://jiggie.fun/UBMxf8 +450 sfw bright +--- 634700127 +What kind of jigs do jiggers like? +--- 634701976 +https://jiggie.fun/4oA8t2 +484 sfw it's 3 in the morning +--- 634703706 +https://jiggie.fun/5JKo54 +350 sfw +--- 634705126 +https://jiggie.fun/vH9GGN +962 nsfw it's a nice day for a white wedding +--- 634707307 +Jigging the night away +--- 634707630 +https://jiggie.fun/7ypzcr +400 rotate sfw +--- 634709331 +rotfags kys +--- 634709578 +https://jiggie.fun/GYUEab +400 sfw vidya +for autists +--- 634710953 +https://jiggie.fun/A__Z7d +475 sfw rock mamas +--- 634711075 +https://jiggie.fun/EG3eHR +500 +--- 634713021 +>>634709331 +I get rotation but I don't enjoy it. +--- 634713563 +https://jiggie.fun/rgg29C +462 sfw 90s anime and all that entails +--- 634713708 +https://jiggie.fun/xK9KMX 1488 sfw Hitlers birthday. Heil Hitler! +--- 634715375 +https://jiggie.fun/8tDUrQ +480 sfw dead game? dead game. diff --git a/v/634667841.txt b/v/634667841.txt index 5597b45bffe9ca64372db1e1a18206d3b56d5419..2143c2c85069fdc91b365e5c95ed86803778425a 100644 --- a/v/634667841.txt +++ b/v/634667841.txt @@ -164,3 +164,912 @@ I love my husband, Kass! >tfw generating an endless stream of ai samus porn --- 634675942 It's over +--- 634676125 +>>634675942 +Ryza threads never go well. +--- 634676261 +>>634667841 (OP) +Why is the "Anime girl extending hand" thing so prevalent? +--- 634676306 +>>634675942 +>>634676125 +waifu never gives up +post waifu in combat +--- 634676491 +>>634676306 +--- 634676572 +>>634676306 +waifu chooses her battles wisely +--- 634676638 +>>634667841 (OP) +I love Chiaki, the lovely and beautiful gamer who won my heart! +--- 634676702 +>>634676306 +--- 634676785 +>>634667841 (OP) +>you're waiting for in the afterlife. +Are you suggesting I'm in the afterlife now? Don't you mean the girl waiting for me in the afterlife? +--- 634676819 +>>634676785 +Sorry anon, you never saw the truck coming. +--- 634676854 +>>634676638 +>>634667841 (OP) +>>everyone else ITT +you guys need to go outside and get a gf +--- 634676896 +>>634676306 +--- 634676919 +>>634676819 +https://youtu.be/iThGJXTucxY [Embed] +--- 634676940 +>>634676306 +--- 634677040 +>>634676854 +Bitch, did you just told me what to do? +--- 634677041 +>>634676306 +--- 634677083 +>New Monhun update +>XC3 update dropping soon +>BotW 2 next month +>ANOTHER Monhun update in June +>FF16 also in June +>Stuck in a ff14 addiction +>Also still working on ff7r +>Have ff15, kh3, fo4, monhun world, etc on my backlog, on top of a couple switch games +I'm drowning, send help. +--- 634677160 +>>634676306 +--- 634678293 +>>634676854 +None of the girls outside look like Mafuyu though. +--- 634678448 +>>634667841 (OP) +No need to wait, I'm pretty sure I'm already in the afterlife +--- 634679389 +>>634676306 +--- 634679526 +>>634676306 +--- 634680067 +>>634676306 +--- 634680465 +slow bread. maybe we should start making these less often. opinions? +--- 634680658 +>>634676306 +--- 634681910 +>>634680465 +I think this thread was intentional sabotage with that very goal in mind. +>started before the last one archived +>OP featured Ryza despite bad history with the threads +>character of choice also well known shitpost magnet in general +>throw in afterlife bait to get the atheists all riled up as the kiss of death +>was probably also a not so subtle suggestion that thread participants an hero +--- 634682403 +>>634681910 +interesting take. it's possible but the shitstorm has stopped so I think the genuine waifufags should just overcome it like usually +--- 634682546 +>>634680465 +slow threads can be comfy +--- 634682661 +>>634682403 +I think waifu deserves a little rest and someone can start a proper thread a little later. +--- 634682724 +I love my wonderful wife Nepgear! She's so adorable! +>>634676306 +--- 634682749 +>>634682661 +then go, other people still want to post waifu +--- 634682781 +Wife and friend in disguise +--- 634682815 +>>634682546 +this thread is not comfy +--- 634682921 +>>634682724 +Nepgear really hates Torterra +>>634682815 +I've seen way worse +--- 634682970 +>>634680739 +Should I finish her game? I liked the base gameplay but I feel like it didn't properly open up. +--- 634683049 +I love Totooria Helmold! +--- 634683092 +>>634682749 +Your waifu deserves better than this shitty thread. +--- 634683183 +>>634668450 +I do not care, I believe in my way of life and will continue to do so +--- 634683223 +>>634682970 +do you like grinding? +--- 634683547 +>>634668450 +Either way I win. +Either there is no life after this one and I finally get the peace of not having to exist, life having been meaningless has not been wasted. + +or + +I die and go to the afterlife and if there is any justice, whatever god is there sees that I tried to be a decent person in my time here and I have a decent time. +--- 634683649 +>>634683223 +Not particularly, honestly. +--- 634683719 +>he doesn't liek da grindan game +--- 634683721 +>>634683649 +I thought Neptunia was grindy? +--- 634683832 +Yeah, I'm in the "this thread is junk, let it die" camp. +--- 634683926 +>>634683719 +Disagea is on my list I swear. +>>634683721 +Not really unless you want to unlock absolutely everything, which I don't tend to do. +--- 634683928 +>>634667841 (OP) +I love Chihiro Fushimi with all my heart! She is my angel! + +>>634671539 +Cute Haru! + +>>634683832 +the board is infected with normalfags tonight I think. It's for the best. +--- 634683929 +>>634667841 (OP) +--- 634684067 +I'm commissioning art of waifu but it's just her head for $300. Did I get scammed? +--- 634684119 +>>634683926 +>Disagea is on my list I swear +I trust you brother! I hope you'll have fun with that when you decide to play it. +--- 634684474 +>>634682970 +Yeah finish it, it is good +--- 634684504 +>>634684067 +Pretty sure you already made this post a few months back bro. +--- 634684710 +>>634667841 (OP) +My waifu cucked me so I dont love her anymore, Im trying to forget +--- 634684802 +>>634683832 +On one hand I concur, the other, I wanna see how it pads out before completely dumping it +--- 634684895 +>>634684710 +Nia? My condolences +--- 634685036 +>>634683832 +I think this thread can maybe be saved, but the weekend is coming though... +>>634683928 +>this board is infected with normalfags tonight I think. +that's every night heh +--- 634685067 +>>634667841 (OP) +I do hope my love, Felicia, will be waiting for me there. +--- 634685135 +>>634683926 +How long do Nep games take to complete? +--- 634685267 +waifu with a fren +--- 634685452 +Goodnight. +>>634685135 +The main stories probably run from 20 to 40 hours depending whether you're rushing through or taking your time. 100%ing them will require multiple playthroughs for NG+ stuff. In my experience the only ones that really require grinding are Rebirth 1 and 2 (and knowing how to get the ending you want, look for a non-spoiler guide if you feel the need) +>>634685267 +It's Uzumeme. +--- 634685512 +>>634685267 +Frens +--- 634685672 +>>634685267 +In the snow +It's almost a year later and 3Hopes still hasn't gotten a DLC, they really dropped the ball hard man.. +>>634685452 +goodnight Nepbro +--- 634685698 +>>634685267 +My wife with her fellow candidate friends! +--- 634685851 +>>634685267 +--- 634685867 +>>634685452 +>The main stories probably run from 20 to 40 hours +that's pretty short for a jrpg no? +--- 634685951 +I love my wife 2B with all my heart! +--- 634686029 +>>634685267 +Bonus new art! +--- 634686185 +>>634685267 +--- 634686295 +>>634668450 +>emotionally fulfilling relationships with women +holy kek my sides, it hasnt happened in 26 years it won't happen in my last one either +--- 634686337 +Waifu writing in her diary +--- 634686364 +>>634672990 +--- 634686387 +Waifu is promgrante +--- 634686509 +>>634686387 +*pragnate +--- 634686537 +>>634686185 +Baikenbro??? +--- 634686582 +>>634685672 +Yeah... I wonder why. While Hopes felt slightly like a side project, they could have still made profit from DLC. I guess they really focused on Engage that much +--- 634686603 +>>634686537 +Yes? +--- 634686656 +>>634685452 +Night neppa +>>634685267 +--- 634686735 +>>634685267 +--- 634686767 +My cute toaster wife +--- 634686780 +I love my wife Aerith, my dearly beloved! + +>>634685267 +--- 634686823 +>>634685452 +HDN is pretty high on my priority list and I’ve done some scouting, looks like a 100% run on the newest version including power leveling, fishing, and a new game+ play through takes about 50 hours. + +>>634685267 +--- 634686830 +I love Lysithea von Ordelia +>>634685267 +I love this hairbun pic +>>634685672 +It even sold well for a musou, and datamine showed there was more content that could have been DLC. I thought at least the older male staff and Cyril would have been made playable if anything was to be released. +--- 634686832 +>>634668450 +>emotionally fulfilling relationships with women +--- 634686846 +>>634686603 +You never replied to my challenge... +--- 634686894 +>>634686846 +What challenge? +--- 634686902 +>>634686295 +>>634686832 +incels +--- 634687009 +>>634686894 +I challenged you to an ft10 Baiken mirror match, this was a while ago though +--- 634687039 +>>634686902 +--- 634687065 +>>634676854 +Those are not the same or equivalent. +One brings warmth in chest. Other is a human being and inherently evil. +--- 634687076 +>>634668450 +Live to make yourself happy, not strive for some socially-sanctioned checklist of happiness. +--- 634687080 +>>634687009 +I don't remember this. This better not be Strive, I'm not interested in that at all. +--- 634687146 +>>634687080 +Whichever guilty gear you like, I main her in all of them +I'm not a baikenfag though +--- 634687184 +>>634686902 +Please don't use made up tranny words here. It only makes you appear to be one yourself. +--- 634687216 +>>634687146 +It's kind of late, but make a lobby in Rev2 then if you want to do this right now. +--- 634687305 +>>634687146 +You can be a baikenfag without waifuing her you know. +--- 634687386 +>>634687216 +I'm drunk as hell right now, but I'll make the lobby next time we see each other in these threads! +No hard feelings or anything, I just really wanna play a Baiken mirror against someone +--- 634687393 +>>634687146 +>>634687216 +Please record it for your audience (Your fellow waifubros) +--- 634687465 +>>634686582 +>>634686830 +I just wanted playable Alois and playable Slithers... I would've also been fine with the Maid DLC.. +To the point of Engage, apparently that game has been done since 2020 according to Nintendo Dream (it was developed around the same time of 3H) but it was delayed because of covid. So they just spent that time polishing stuff.. +But yea, poor 3Hopes.. they could've done more with it. +--- 634687589 +>>634687146 +>>634687386 +so you don't consider her your waifu? Just your favorite fighter? +--- 634687770 +>>634687589 +Yeah I just like playing her in GG games. I just haven't had a Baiken mirror match in ages. +--- 634687932 +It's Lucina's birthday +--- 634688013 +>>634687465 +Sucks that Houses itself didn't have that extra time to polish things. They had to cut a lot, battalion formations, extra scenarios, minigames, etc. I wish a mod or even remaster that restores that comes out in the future +And that interview made me curious about how dark Engage was before they changed it for lower age ratings. +--- 634688165 +>>634687386 +Shame. Guess I'll practice against her weight class tonight then instead. +--- 634688204 +>>634685267 +Angelica is cool, but she does have a bad reputation among Trails fans. +>>634687589 +As a fighting game player myself I don't see what's weird about that. I main Zangief in every game he appears in but that doesn't mean I want to fuck the guy. +>>634687465 +Yeah Hopes needed DLC for sure. Koei is totally backwards when choosing which musou games to support and which to shit out and never patch again. +--- 634688236 +>>634687932 +She shares a birthday with Hitler? +>>634688165 +Nice! I'll do the same when I'm a bit more sober. Really looking forward to the match, anon! +--- 634688306 +>>634687932 +Are you Lucibro? +--- 634688324 +>>634686830 +>>634687465 + +If that's the case then there is still hope (no pun intended) for a quick cashgrab while the fans wait for the next FE game. At the end of the night, it's all about marketing unfortunately... +--- 634688362 +I want to believe in an afterlife. But I don’t think I’m deserving of anything like this +--- 634688375 +>>634668287 +>>634687932 +Happy birthday to Luci! +>>634688013 +Our only hope is a Three Houses remake in the far far future... +>dark Engage was before they changed it for lower age ratings. +Yea, I wonder why they did, It would've been kino, also curious about how uncensored the game was back in 2020 +>>634688204 +yea.. it was a big wasted opportunity.. +>>634688324 +I think the next game will be the FE4 remake that was leaked with Engage +--- 634688413 +>>634687932 +Happy Birthday Lucina, then. + +>>634688362 +You are if you don't give up hope. +--- 634688432 +>>634668450 +The afterlife is something I want to believe in. Even though it probably doesn’t exist at all +--- 634688456 +Did I hear someone say fighting games? +--- 634688474 +>>634667841 (OP) +My mamawife Minamoto no Raikou of course! +--- 634688627 +>>634668450 +>pursuing emotionally fulfilling relationships with women. +You must be a woman, no man is this delusional. +--- 634688653 +The idea of being alive is what gives me strength. Truly there is no greater thing +--- 634688654 +>>634685867 +I'd say that's a bit on the short side for a JRPG. Isn't your average JRPG like 50 hours long for just the main story? +--- 634688785 +>>634687932 +Happy birthday Luci! +--- 634688824 +>>634688375 +--- 634688850 +>>634688627 +What? I've been married for years and I still find our relationship emotionally fulfilling. +--- 634688871 +>>634686902 +Yes I am an incel and what are you going to do about it? tell me to go have sex? Bitch please. Better to be an incel and waste my time playing video games and watching anime/tv series than to act like your gods greatest gift on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum +--- 634688891 +>>634688627 +>>634688850 +>no one responded to me +>better start arguing with myself +--- 634688930 +>>634668287 +>>634687932 +Happy birthday Lucy +>>634688324 +I just want more stories in Fodlan and the gang. I hope more comes out someday +>>634688375 +Yea, I wonder why they did, It would've been kino, also curious about how uncensored the game was back in 2020 +Xenologue got very dark with the whole world dying so Engage could have done dark well +--- 634688997 +>>634688891 +Use your words instead of meme arrows, anon. I have no fucking idea which one you were trying to reply to. +--- 634689064 +>>634667841 (OP) +Anime and video games are a ticket straight to hell, sorry sweaty. You should have spent all your time devoting yourself to God. + +No after deathu waifu for you. +--- 634689149 +>>634668450 +yep +--- 634689202 +Waifus and waifufags out of nowhere starts singing “dicktits” +--- 634689210 +>>634688824 +any plans for today? +>>634688930 +Thats why I enjoyed the xenologue, damn we missed out on some cool stuff then +--- 634689448 +>>634689210 +>any plans for today? +I had planned to do something months ago, but they fell through. Can't make a kick-ass cake without an oven, and I won't trust the air fryer with it. +--- 634689459 +>>634668287 +>>634687932 +Happy birthday to Lucina! + +>>634688013 +>>634688375 +> curious about how dark Engage was before they changed it for lower age ratings + +I wish they would have kept it dark. Many of the cut scenes were just, silly... +--- 634689464 +Dubs and I go to sleep +Singles and I continue drinking with wife +--- 634689506 +>>634689210 +Why "dicktits" in particular? +--- 634689561 +>>634689464 +What are you drinking? +--- 634689571 +>>634689506 +Cause its funny +--- 634689674 +>>634689448 +given your situation it's understandable.. Sorry that happened to you friend, I hope you have a good day with Lucina still +>>634689459 +>Everyone engage with the Emblems! +yea lol +>>634689506 +er what +--- 634689731 +>>634689561 +Just beer and rum tonight +--- 634689758 +>>634689674 +Won't let it get me down, thanks. There's always next year. +--- 634689796 +>>634689210 +Mauvier sacrificing himself, Somniel's map being destroyed piece by piece while playing on it, the theme, it was very hype +>>634689459 +Alcryst's scene heh. Solm was very silly too. At least there were some nice scenes with Diamant/Alcryst and their father +--- 634689872 +>>634689674 +Meant to reply to >>634689202 +My browser lost its marbles for some reason when I was making that post. My bad. + +>>634689731 +I respect it. I'm more of a vodka kinda guy, but I also rarely ever drink. +--- 634689941 +Today is also the funny weed number day +--- 634689967 +>>634689731 +vodka for me too +--- 634689971 +>>634668450 +lol +--- 634690062 +>>634689941 +And evil german man's birthday +--- 634690103 +>>634689941 +she would lock me in a prison cell if i smoked weed. +--- 634690113 +Why isn't she REAL +--- 634690170 +>>634689872 +Ohhh I didn't even notice that post, I was very confused for a moment lel. No worries fren +>>634689796 +The final map theme is so good +--- 634690315 +>>634689872 +>>634689967 +I don't like to drink vodka or any clear liquors anymore, they make me violent as fuck for some reason. I'll take a couple drinks of rum tonight and that's it for me. Beer is the thinking man's way. +--- 634690435 +>>634687932 +>>634668287 +Happy birthday Lucina! Here's an image of Sharon asking Towa what time it is in the afternoon. +--- 634690436 +>>634689941 +i smoke occasionally but 4/20 and weed sub culture is pure cringe +--- 634690620 +what happened to some of the regulars and soon to be regulars? +--- 634690698 +>>634687932 +Happy Birthday Lucina! +--- 634690718 +>>634690620 +it seems in your anger, you killed them +--- 634690773 +>>634690113 +I ask this question every day +--- 634690832 +>>634690718 +NOOOoooOOOOoooOOOo +--- 634690852 +Veronicia is my wife +--- 634690867 +>>634690718 +but i wasn't angry +--- 634691020 +>>634687932 +Happy birthday to her! +--- 634691129 +>>634690315 +Explains why I don't like beer. :^) + +I love muh fruity drinks. +--- 634691231 +>>634691129 +>fruity drinks +I like them too from time to time but damn are they expensive where I live +--- 634691243 +>tfw lucibro only responds to berniebro +--- 634691358 +>>634691129 +>fruity drinks. +i like them sour if they're too sweet i feel awful +--- 634691392 +Post the last artwork of waifu you saved +--- 634691425 +>>634691392 +--- 634691475 +>>634691358 +>vodka +>sour apple liqueur +>absinthe +>a bit of sprite +>a lemon wedge +Best drink you will ever have, trust me anon +--- 634691538 +>>634667841 (OP) +>waiting for in the afterlife +butter quiet. +--- 634691564 +>>634691243 +I try to respond whenever people ask me anything or if I have anything to contribute, it's just that it's easier to not skim over if it has the magic red line, you know? +--- 634691630 +>>634691392 +Last SFW artwork I saved. +--- 634691657 +>>634691392 +This one is so cute +--- 634691702 +>>634691392 +--- 634691716 +>>634691231 +It's a damn shame, too. Probably because some of them don't taste like alcohol, so it's easy to get completely hammered with them. I'm a happy drunk so I can't say I mind on the rare occasion I do though. + +>>634691358 +>>634691475 +Honestly, anything that is "sprite with vodka" is a 10. + +>>634691392 +--- 634691717 +>>634691657 +CUTE! +--- 634691726 +>>634691425 +gremory +--- 634691790 +>>634691392 +>>634691726 +--- 634691803 +>>634691392 +--- 634691898 +>>634691716 +Add a bit of absinthe to that "sprite with vodka" and you're golden. It gives the drink that little necessary kick. +--- 634692049 +>>634691392 +A lovely artwork of my lovely Chiaki. +--- 634692136 +>>634691657 +I also saved one of those. These are pretty cute. +--- 634692156 +>>634691716 +>anything that is "sprite with vodka" is a 10. +last Christmas we had some shirley temples with some vodka in it at the family gettogether +twas a good Christmas +--- 634692181 +I didn't know so many waifubros drink +--- 634692182 +>>634692136 +Also CUTE! +--- 634692281 +>>634692181 +To be honest I drink almost daily. Life is rough sometimes +--- 634692374 +>>634692181 +I don’t really drink that often tbf +though I am a pothead +--- 634692443 +>>634692281 +everything in measure breh. your liver will thank you. +--- 634692501 +>>634689731 +>>634690315 +>>634691129 +>>634691358 +>>634691475 +all this talk about adult beverages... I could and have handled all of them just fine but, I'll stick to my ale... + +>>634691392 +--- 634692537 +>>634688871 +COPE +--- 634692546 +>>634692156 +I was on a family vacation back in November and I drank more in that week than I did in my entire life. Had a really delicious margarita with little pepper flakes on the brim of the glass. I still think about it from time to time, it was that good. + +>>634692181 +I drink maybe once a year, if that. Only on very special occasions. +--- 634692665 +>>634691717 +>>634692136 +Yea, I like this trend, it's cute. +>>634692181 +..and I'm just here drinking my juice box +--- 634692753 +>>634692181 +Not today tho +--- 634692846 +>>634692156 +I can't even imagine having any alcohol at our family gettogethers. Me, my uncle and my brother would probably beat each other to the hospital +--- 634692880 +Good night and good luck, runners. +--- 634692893 +>>634692181 +I very rarely drink some sake. Most drinking I do is when I go to anime conventions with friends. +--- 634692958 +>>634692181 +I only drink on special occasions and celebrations, but sharing a glass of champagne with my Chiaki sounds very romantic. +--- 634693047 +Since Phoenix doesn't care about her, I will save her +--- 634693080 +>>634692893 +>going to an anime con this summer +>didn't even buy tickets +>just going to the parking lot to drink with internet friends and check out some cool cosplays +i do this every summer +--- 634693125 +>>634691657 +>>634692136 +What is this trend called? Unfortunately, I just have one merely focused on Edelgard... + +>>634692181 +Me and my wife's father Jeralt would get along just fine... + +>>634692753 +Lel +--- 634693180 +i want to bury my head into reimus armpit and cry as she holds me.... + +id do anything, literally anything to have her be my wife +--- 634693282 +>>634693180 +Reimunon.... +--- 634693303 +>>634693080 +That sounds extremely fun. + +>>634693180 +Would you donate approximately five (5) dollars to the Hakurei Shrine? +--- 634693359 +>>634693303 +YES. ID DONATE MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS TO HER SHRINE, I'D DONATE MY LIFE ITSELF +--- 634693368 +>>634693125 +It says "how to pick up x" memes https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-to-pick-up-x-how-to-handle-x/ +--- 634693380 +>>634693303 +>donating anything to the (((hakurei))) instead of Moriya +Do not do this waifubros, it's a trap +--- 634693461 +>>634692181 +I mostly drink socially, I never drink alone. +--- 634693467 +>>634693380 +morya shrine is cringe, they have dumb conspiracies. il only ever support the pure and honest hakurei shrine and their lovable armpit miko. + +sanae is a whore btw, only reason moriya has so many more donations than hakurei is cuz sanae sucks the shrine goers dicks +--- 634693482 +>>634692181 +I only really drink with friends, and even then very little. I'm just not really fond of it. My father came down from interstate on a few months ago and I still have the shitty beer he left in my fridge. +--- 634693597 +Night waifu +--- 634693602 +>>634693467 +Come on now, now need to slander the other shrine like that. +Btw the last time I tried to donate sake into your box you told me to fuck off. That's not how a dignified miko should behave. +--- 634693658 +>>634693597 +Goodnight. +--- 634693726 +>>634693602 +sorry, im just extremely racist against youkai +--- 634693785 +>>634693080 +I wish I had friends to attend or do that. Would you guys dress up? +--- 634693836 +>>634693359 +Your life would be meaningless to give. +You staying alive and donating money regularly will probably be more lucrative for the shrine's income +--- 634693850 +>>634693597 +>>634693658 +goodnight friends +--- 634693869 +>>634693726 +You've killed so many youkai you're basically one yourself. You're a genocidal maniac no better than the ones you try to "exterminate". +t. a normal human (not magician) +--- 634693887 +>>634693080 +I used to go there to buyfag. +They mark the prices up by a ton but it beats paying for shipping and the wait for figures to arrive. Nowadays I kind of want to sell some of my collection, aside from waifu's stuff of course. +--- 634693947 +>>634693597 +Sleep well, Lilithbro + +>>634693467 +She is so lucky that she is so damn funny. Reimu is too funny. + +>>634693785 +Probably, depending if I got the funds and prep time. + +Time for me to mosey off as well. Goodnight waifubread. Sleep well when you do, and be sure to take care of yourselves. +--- 634693986 +>>634667841 (OP) +I love Miyabi! +>>634676306 +>>634685267 +They later became frens. +>>634687932 +>>634691163 +Happy Birthday! +--- 634694004 +>>634688432 +I want to believe when you die you have to choose either reincarnation or go to heaven. +Though I understand Japan with the whole reincarnting with your memories obsession, I feel my current life would have been much better with better decisions +--- 634694026 +>>634693785 +Some of my friends do dress up every year but I've yet to do that. Last year some random guy with a sick Muten Roshi cosplay came to drink with us and I've been friends with him ever since +--- 634694056 +see. you guys just had to ignore and overcome the shitposters to make the bread prosper. it's either they takeover or we do. it's that simple bros +--- 634694415 +>>634693597 +>>634693658 +Have a good night. +--- 634694507 +I didn't realize it was so late, Bernie is calling me to bed, goodnight bread. +--- 634694508 +>>634693658 +its never a good night cuz no reimu gf to cuddle with :( +--- 634694565 +>>634694415 +Do you mind if I call your waifu mother? +--- 634694753 +>>634694565 +>T. +--- 634694906 +>>634694753 +Mother-bro this is the wrong thread for you +--- 634695106 +Does anyone else have a sex doll of their vidya waifu? +--- 634695421 +>>634693597 +>>634693658 +>>634694507 +Night, and to all signing out. Dream well... +--- 634695438 +>>634673340 +May actually seems like a fun and cool person to hang out with. + +>>634673340 +Goddamn, I figured that no one remembers this show. Good shit. I rewatched most of it last year and it doesn't hold up as well as I was hoping, but it has its moments and was a good bit of nostalgia for me. +--- 634695647 +>have gf +>still prefer to masturbate to cartoon women +--- 634695654 +waifu going for a night walk +--- 634695709 +>>634695438 +i watched it as a young teen because they were the singers of the Teen Titans theme song. what a shame and disrespect they did to the fans by creating Teen Titans Go +--- 634695764 +>>634695647 +Why would I masturbate to my gf? +--- 634696079 +Waifu going to the store +--- 634696146 +>>634696079 +Getting groceries with the 'fu +--- 634696895 +Waifu +--- 634696914 +>>634696079 +--- 634697958 +waifu hearing eerie noises from outside +--- 634698903 +>>634697958 +Waifu's measured and logical response +--- 634701264 +>>634695647 +cartoon women are pretty hot +--- 634703614 +>>634703138 +i haven't gotten to that game yet anon is she really cute? +--- 634703725 +>>634703614 +No. She stopped being cute after the 2nd game. +--- 634703757 +>>634703725 +I finished zero earlier this year +--- 634703945 +>>634703757 +I meant cold steel. She's the best girl up until CS2 but not afterwards +--- 634703949 +I love Brigid! + +>>634676306 + +>>634687932 +Happy Birthday Lucina! +--- 634703983 +>>634703945 +I know what you meant anon +--- 634704750 +>>634703614 +The cutest. +>>634703725 +Incorrect, Towa is maximum cute in all of her appearances. +--- 634706684 +>>634667841 (OP) +That's that, and this is this. +--- 634709053 +wife +--- 634709059 +>>634667841 (OP) +I love the edgy bunny +--- 634709084 +>>634704750 +Towa really is the cutest! +--- 634709593 +>>634697958 +She'd probably want to look what it is, cuz she likes spooky stuff +--- 634710078 +>>634667841 (OP) +Elphelt. +--- 634712710 +Miyeon! +--- 634713304 +>>634691392 +--- 634713363 +>>634668450 +>*tips fedora* +--- 634713669 +>>634667841 (OP) +I love my wife Toriel +--- 634713835 +how long until waifu androids bros? I dont want to die alone but at this point I think its going to happen +--- 634713919 +>>634713835 +We'd need to fuck up massively, Blade Runner style, and i don't want to be a Good Joe +--- 634714382 +>>634668450 +>all there's to do with life is fuck women +kys glowie +I won't fall for your psyops to make me like women +--- 634714592 +>>634714382 +based raging homosexualnon diff --git a/v/634669643.txt b/v/634669643.txt index 7b218e5b5a539051a16f3827ff9c80e8571664a7..7a63d11617a6bac8270621579658e7d217fe0ab2 100644 --- a/v/634669643.txt +++ b/v/634669643.txt @@ -83,3 +83,569 @@ No 2s biggest sin is the shit story Both + canning all exploration and open worlds in favor of becoming a corridor shooter with the tone and subtlety of a Michael Bay film. --- 634675412 ME2's biggest sin was retconning the fact that Liara would accept to share Shepard with Ashley but then in 2 she is jealous of him if he romances someone else. +--- 634677035 +The only good thing the sequels did for Mass Effect's universe was make this canon. +--- 634677870 +>>634677035 +Based and canon-pilled. +--- 634678797 +yes and they were right, and no there is no depth to ten gorillion pieces of armor and guns that you never end up using since ultimately their is one set that pretty much shits on all of them with the rest just getting turned into gel that you do inbetween the actual interesting parts of the first game +--- 634679717 +It's a balancing system you fucking subhuman, You have more characters in ME2 therefore they need less powers to make you change characters during your play-through. +--- 634679839 +>>634677035 +>>634677870 +cope +--- 634679937 +>>634679717 +Go back. +--- 634679973 +>>634669643 (OP) +>we can go dumber +--- 634680127 +>you need an entire skill line to press a button on the side of your gun to switch ammo type +this still makes me laugh +--- 634680232 +>>634669967 +Why are they all decline +--- 634680237 +>>634669643 (OP) +There was literal no point in having the skill levels between major breakpoints in ME1. +Oh my, these tiny percentage changes!! +--- 634680349 +>>634670976 +This, you really don't need 10+ tiny segments for shit like damage increases or a speck less aiming waver when you use a weapon. + +ME2 cut back a bit too much IMO but slimming down the ME1 skills was still a good idea in general. +--- 634680496 +>>634669643 (OP) +>comparing protagonist with companion +dishonest filmmaking +--- 634680690 +>>634669643 (OP) +>More things automatically mean better! + +Brainlet take, like what is even the point of the 13 point first aid skill that gives you something you should have from the begining? +--- 634680793 +>>634669997 +Exactly this. It's just RNG (well not really RNG) stat bloat that was condensed in 2-3. + +Honestly, the bigger issue is that the "roleplaying" is meaningless shit. Only like 2-3 choices actually carry over between the games in the series. Why the fuck would you give choices then? Just make a goddamn movie game where someone can quip "lawful" and "evil"ly. +--- 634680865 +>>634669643 (OP) +The third game is the best it's the only one where I felt like a power only playthrough is viable in the first game every power has a 1 minute cooldown so I might as well just play as soldier. +--- 634680949 +>>634669643 (OP) + +ME1 had a lot of extraneous shit that needed to be trimmed back and the typical sort of "first game in a series" jank to be ironed out as the games progressed. Sadly Bioware took a hacksaw to the series instead and went too far in making it a grugbrain third person cover shooter with almost all the RPG elements gone. + +It needed refinement but Bioware chose to throw the baby out with the bathwater instead. +--- 634681120 +>>634669643 (OP) +I don't bother upgrading anything but pistol in ME1 everything else was useless. +--- 634681251 +>>634669643 (OP) +>more pointless bloat number means it's good! +Kek. Mass Effect is an RPG for people who have never played an RPG (console players). +--- 634681531 +>>634681120 +Never understood this. I have played as every class except sentinel, including a couple insanity playthroughs. All the weapon classes are good if you put points into them, and if I had to pick a strongest it'd be snipers (the same as every other ME game). +--- 634681873 +>>634669643 (OP) +I mean this is inherently dishonest since you're comparing the MC's skill tree to a follower's, which is smaller in both games. +Essentially all they removed was bloat, "10% more damage" +>>634669967 +You are a delusional. The """"""rpg"""""" mechanics that were stripped frok ME1 were already just a bunch of vestigial time wasters. +>Whoa more shitty perks that add nothing +>Wow rng loot that gets shovelled at you constantly, forcing you to tediously sort through it all the time +The rng loot didn't even have anything interesting about it either, it was just "this one has 40 armour and this one has 43 armour" and it all looked the same too. +They removed nothing from ME1 that wasn't time wasting bloat. +--- 634682070 +>>634681873 +>I mean this is inherently dishonest +>Whoa more shitty perks that add nothing +--- 634682228 +>>634682070 +You're too stupid to argue with me. +--- 634682331 +>>634669643 (OP) +Disingenuous. You're comparing Shep from 1 and a squad mate from 2. +--- 634682360 +>>634669728 +>>634669967 +1 had a lot of TRASH "choices" and 2 had less but more interesting choices so it's pretty easy to understand why people prefer 2 over 1 +--- 634682514 +>>634682228 +>Has retarded hypocrisy pointed out +>"U r just too dum to argue wit me!!" +--- 634682654 +>>634682514 +One is the OP making a dishonest comparison +One is me expressing an opinion +You're such a subhuman you think these things are related in some way. +--- 634682746 +>>634682360 +2 had actual meaningful bonuses on the armour too, and it all looked different. +--- 634682993 +>>634673290 +>complex RPG systems +you're absolutely on crack if you think ME1 was complex with its leveling system when 90% of those points just meant "+12% dps to X". It's not complex, it's just padding. Armors and weapons were the same, in the OG ME1 you had functionally 1 assault rifle and the numbers just went up every time you picked a new one, same thing for armors and mods and the inventory became a nightmare because you had 500 items which were all the same but with the numbers shuffled around. ME2 gutted a lot of thing but item managements and bullshit skillpoints deserved to be gutted. As for shared cool-down, universal ammo, chest-high wall nightmare rooms and regenerating health with a shield that broke after two bullets it just meant that the game went from a joke of an RPG to a joke of a Gears of Wars clone +--- 634683260 +>>634669643 (OP) +The skill system of 1 may be better, but that game is such a slog to progress through. Literally everything else me2 does is better than 1. +--- 634683334 +>>634682654 +You criticized OP for being "dishonest"... which you then immediately followed up by being dishonest and using extreme hyperbole. +--- 634683345 +>>634682993 +It was so shocking to me finally playing ME1 after hearing on v about the all the supposed hardcore rpg mechanics. And it turns out to be the most dumbed down shit imaginable. +--- 634683771 +>>634683334 +>They are shitty (opinion) and add nothing to the game (opinion) +Shut the fuck up you braindead faggot. This statement literally couldn't be dishonest unless I was lying about my opinion. +Contrast them with OP directly comparing the most bloated talent tree from me1 with the smallest from me2. +Hang yourself, please. +--- 634684074 +Playing through these gay ass games for the first time. They have their moments, but honestly most of the time I can't stand them. ME1 is the best. Has cool Star Control vibes; it's a little light on plot but otherwise pretty fun. ME2 is absolute retard shit: the fights never end and they are boring facsimiles of Gears of War. Unfortunately, the characters are great so I forced myself to suffer through the shitty gameplay just to see what would happen to them. I expect 3 to be a lot of the same, except now I can't even holster my weapon and am subject to the world's worst fucking FOV in a video game. +--- 634684158 +>>634683345 +I'm firmly in the zoomers demographic so i'm not trying to shame anyone but it really feels to me that all the assholes who were screaming about "baby's first fps" at halo fans could have been onto something. Maybe just not about the right game and not about the right genre of game. +I like ME1 personally it as some charms, the world and characters have their moments but by god do I have a suspicion that a combination of ME1 being these people first RPG and ME2&3 being streamlined into more action focused games broke some into believing that shit was some OG fallout hidden gem when what it truly is is a fairly linear and simple action-RPG that got some questionable sequels +--- 634684482 +>>634669643 (OP) +ME2 sucked ass and I'm tired of pretending it's not +You need copious amounts of DLC to make ME2 enjoyable and fun to play +Meanwhile DLC for ME1 was pure bonus content for fun and leisure +I miss those days +Don't even get me started on how they butchered the inventory system, armours and weapons, all the fucking free-form weapon and armour upgrade mods, omnigel, medigel, the whole galaxy map exploration with the hidden glints and superior planet exploration (fuck scanning hours for gay resources while having to constantly travel and buy fuel and probes) and fucking thermal clips +Fuck ME2 and everything it stands for and fuck ME3 even more, and absolutely no fucks given for Andromeda +--- 634684793 +>>634680793 +>Only like 2-3 choices actually carry over between the games in the series +they did a good job on how the crew and side characters react to you choices in their respective games and that's the real draw. +the carry over part was overhyped, but it's still cool to see a few things change +--- 634684850 +>>634669643 (OP) +Gotta love the zoomer pretending to be boomer threads pushing out lies like comparing the protagonist to companions or that over half the skills in ME1 aren't padding or do the same thing like every biotic skill being a mass ragdoll crowd control or the tech skills being 100% useless in combat +--- 634685287 +>>634684074 +>boring facsimiles of Gears of War +did you only play soldier? +--- 634685998 +>>634685287 +NTA, but ME2 definitely devolved the series into a glorified GOW game. They made it a lot better in 3, but the powers in ME2 are so fucking bad, and all the biotics are next to useless until the enemy is almost dead anyway, save for warp, which might be the most boring ability to use in the game. + +Compare that with ME1, where biotics shit on everything except the heavies, and some faggot having a shield doesn't stop them from being tossed around like a ragdoll. + +The other big issue is how insanely weak you are. You die in a matter of seconds unless you're humping cover at all times on the higher difficulties. Not even allowing you to equip weapons that aren't "compatible" with your class is another dumb ass decision, which stems from ME2's streamlining of everything. + +I could keep going, but I'm not writing a dissertation on how Mass Effect 2 fucked up and derailed countless aspects of the series. +--- 634686089 +>>634685663 +>Muh ratings!!11 +Yet another game that is inferior to Stray. +--- 634686926 +>>634685998 +>Anime poster is retarded +--- 634687164 +>>634686926 +>No actual response +What website are you on again, anon? +--- 634687702 +>>634686089 +steam isnt an actual review site +--- 634687718 +>>634684158 +i started with 2. you are correct. 2 isn't a straight upgrade from 1, there's some steps forward and some steps backward and a lot of it is subject to taste because they ended up so different +>>634684482 +always funny to see 1fags assblasted over 2's changes. i don't think there really was supposed to be a sequel and they did a phenomenal job despite ea breathing down their neck. +the lack of weapon mods is easily the biggest mistake, even bigger than thermal clips. +the streamlined weapon variety isn't a bad idea, but it gets stale without 1 style mods +the dlc situation was fucking gay, half of it was obviously purpose cut content +planet scanning sucks after the second playthru +the main plot and reaper 'it's a trilogy now' business is shit even if the collectors are really cool + +the rest is up to taste. i love 1 and 2 for different reasons +--- 634687796 +>>634669643 (OP) +I just hate how even doing everything isnt enough to max everything in a single playthrough +--- 634687856 +>>634687702 +More of one than metacritic. +--- 634688017 +>>634687856 +--- 634688769 +>>634669643 (OP) +I'm just glad this wasn't another basedberpunk benchmark thread justifying the purchase of a brand new NviDOA card. +--- 634688792 +>>634684482 +>no where's my 37th Striker IV assault rifle no one will use, that was worth dozens of credits +>no where's my krogan battle armour drops with a whopping 0.5 hp/s improvement +>no where's 4% armor piercing vs left handed batarians ammo type +>no where's my gaped by frogger button +Get like the SR1 and space yourself faggot. +--- 634688864 +Mass Effect 2 has some great sections (namely the suicide mission and the loyalty missions of Tali, Legion and Mordin) but the rest of the game is pretty mediocre. + +Never understood why it was (and still is) so praised. Especially in a year where RDR1, Mario Galaxy 2 and New Vegas all came out. +--- 634688940 +>>634669643 (OP) +Bros should I do adept renegade male Shepard or fem shep? What’s the difference between them? Is any VA better than the other or the romances worth it for either or do I just go for whichever? Can I switch between games if I import my Shepard or do they stay whatever gender you were in me1? +--- 634688967 +>>634669643 (OP) +The original mass effect had the unique 80s retro future aesthetic and it got progressively lost with each game +--- 634690027 +>>634688864 +praised for waifus +--- 634690048 +>>634688967 +Agreed. That's why I loved ME1. +--- 634690065 +>>634688967 +>unique 80s retro future aesthetic +like what? +--- 634690182 +Just use a save editor you fucking nigger. +>wahhh game this game that +--- 634690383 +>>634688940 +I'm adepting renegade maleshep right now. Differences are pretty much non-existent, and most lines of dialogue are identical between the two. Femshep is surprisingly good, but I like male Shepard more, as most other guys do. Only differences I can think of are romance options, and Harkin saying some sexual shit to you when you meet him as femshep. + +You can import saves between the different games, and even change some stuff like your class, I don't know about gender though. +--- 634690569 +>>634690383 +Thanks, anon. I’m just gonna do male Shepard. I’ll probably do multiple play throughs anyway since everyone told me this series is kino. I played dragon age origins like 6 times, so if this is on that level I won’t mind. Is the legendary edition any different from the original or just mainly graphical updates? I was lazy and just got LE, but I can probably go find original me1 if I looked. +--- 634690815 +>>634685998 +>all the biotics are next to useless +kinda, that's what squadmates and such are for. it doesn't really make sense that a shield or fucking armor would stop you from getting knocked on your ass, however you can stagger enemies with biotics. a well placed singularity or kekwave will give you a decent opening. +>save for warp, which might be the most boring ability to use in the game +ahh damn, i didn't wanna call you a faggot but there you go. huge faggot take. there is no better feeling than blowing people up with the warp combo. with the right squad mates, adept is fucking awesome even on higher difficulties and especially with the no universal cool downs mod +>You die in a matter of seconds +i relied heavily on the adrenaline rush and barrier etc, in 1. i've played 1&2 back to back a few times, infiltrator and vanguard1/adept2. i never noticed any huge difference in foxholing +>equip weapons that aren't "compatible" with your class. +in 1, any weapon not in your class is straight up unusable on higher difficulties. try taking a sniper shot or laying down any meaningful suppressing fire with an assault rifle on insanity, it's useless. the pistol with marksmen is OP anyway + +>derailed countless aspects of the series +in terms of bioware as a whole, yes. otherwise no. mass effect was not an established series. 2 is what you get when ea starts squeezing a talented dev for more money. i'm not arguing that 2 is without fault. it's flawed in plenty of ways and a very bad indicator of things to come, but calling it a dumbed down gears clone is fucking stupid. +--- 634690908 +>>634669643 (OP) +More like the Suits @EA said +"Simplify eet! We need more Normiebux!" +--- 634690954 +>>634669643 (OP) +Gotta reach to that wider audience, bro. +--- 634691424 +>>634690954 +Yes turns out that you actually have to make your game fun if you want more people to play it +--- 634692010 +Homo sex with Kaiden +--- 634692190 +>>634669643 (OP) +they both sucked kinda +--- 634693059 +>>634669643 (OP) +1. Comparing Shepard to a follower, the visual would still work if you didn't think about it this just makes you look like a pathetic weasel +2. Charm and intimidate shouldn't be seperate stats or even should be stats at all, it was a tepid pathetic attempt to disguise the LS/DS meter and the series was right to walk it back +3. Unlocking should be split from electronics. not combat skills should have been made more robust and given their own progression tree +4. Weapon trees are 99% passive with one ability + +Was the 'we want the cod audience' the correct direction to take the rpg elements? No. But ME1's rpg system is very rough and bloated MORE = MORE GUD is not correct. +--- 634693356 +>>634690815 +NTA but he's right about biotics on Insanity difficulty. In ME2, protections make up like 75% of most enemy healthbars which puts the usefulness of non-direct-damage biotics in the bin. Shockwave is usable just because it can flinch protected enemies, even good on Husk levels, but that's it. + +Why go with a "chance" to maybe hold an enemy in place with Singularity, when you can just Overload his shields, flinch him and break his weapon for 5 seconds for half the cooldown? + +Assuming you're not just using cheats, anyway +>and especially with the no universal cool downs mod +--- 634693719 +1 was good but holy shit the gameplay did not age well. Slow as fuck with endless backtracking and combat gets stale immediately. +And the exploration parts were fucking horrid. +ME2 was a serious step up in almost all regards gameplay-wise. +--- 634693749 +>more meaningless choices is better +lol +--- 634693992 +>synthesis ending would have pretty much turned to mass effect universe into pandora from avatar +lmao +--- 634694156 +>>634693719 +Not at all. It's just a boring cover shooter where every enemy has either a red or blue shield and then a health bar, and the abilities are now just color coded magic attacks that only serve to strip one of those shields. That is every fight for the whole game and it's beyond repetitive. Not to mention cooldowns on your moves keep you unable to really do anything fun until much later in the game. +--- 634694247 +Dudebros can't compute RPGs, that's why Andromeda exists. +--- 634694318 +>>634669967 +How can people praise ME1 mechanics that much? It has nothing on say Dragon Age Origins. Here take Assault Rifle III, no Assault Rifle VI. You wann be fancy, take Assault Rifle B VI. Nothing memorable about it at all. It was never an rpg. It just failed to third-person shooter peoperly because it came from an rpg company. The real fuck-up of ME2 was diverging from the original tone and setting. +--- 634694774 +>>634693356 +this desu +Biotics are for the most part useless on hardcore and up because even basic mooks get a shield or barrier. +The one good biotic class for high difficulty is sentinel because it can pretty much deal with any protection type on its own and has tech armor for damage reduction, while adept basically only has warp and vanguard dies if charge decides to not work +--- 634695104 +>>634669643 (OP) +To add to it. Fuck global cool downs. +--- 634695765 +ME3 unironically had the best leveling system +--- 634695924 +>>634669643 (OP) +--- 634696226 +>>634695924 +>all that cut Jack content +At least this we got this design. +--- 634696994 +>>634695765 +Nah. Didn't like it. I don't think either of the two options, per level up, for any of the skills were particularly meaningful. Never seemed to translate that well for me. +--- 634697195 +>Mass Effect thread on /v/ +>nothing but whining and nitpicking +--- 634697865 +>>634669643 (OP) +games will continue to be simplified +most 'gamers' now play/started with mobile games (kids/3rd worlders) +they don't want to think, and if you tried to make them think they'd just look online for the best options/choices. +--- 634698227 +ME1 is loved partly because of how much it promised for the series. The jank and corner-cutting could be smoothed out by a higher-budget sequel that delivered on its promises, e.g. your decision on the council having a big impact, the numerous skills being more fleshed out with more varied abilities, the vehicle exploration being smoother with more customised side missions, seeing more of the Reapers, weapons and mods being more varied and easier to manage, and so on. + +Instead, ME2 improved some gameplay elements but took a hard left in terms of core features of ME1. You barely see the Council (or not at all) and they have no impact on the game, skills are replaced by a handful of similar combat bonuses (some of them are just ammo types), exploration is totally gone: you land right in front of a mission and walk down corridors, instead of a vehicle there's launching probes which is more boring than driving around on a planet, the DLC adds vehicle sections that are *worse* than ME1 and everybody hates them, you learn basically nothing about the Reapers and just kill some of their side lackeys, for most of the gsme you'll only have 2-3 weapons of each type which don't show their stats and don't have upgrades. + +The combat, weapons, and stats in ME3 are what ME2 should have been. It took a whole game to course-correct from the excessive changes in ME2. +--- 634698843 +>>634681120 +Legendary Edition changed it so that the pistol is no longer overpowered. While it's still strong enough to beat the game with, it's no longer the best weapon in the game. That honor now belongs to shotguns, sniper rifles, and assault rifles depending on your range +--- 634699340 +>>634669643 (OP) +>dumb absolutely everything down +>it works + +many such cases... +--- 634702014 +2 is unironically the best one, pefect middle ground between 1 and 3 +--- 634702635 +>>634696994 +>I don't think either of the two options, per level up, for any of the skills were particularly meaningful +As opposed to what, having no options at all? +Also, this is just not true. I haven't played it in years, but I remember plenty of upgrade options that massively change/improve abilities. Like turning stasis into an aoe bubble, Vanguard nova only consuming half the shield making it way more usable, overload chaining to multiple enemies etc. +--- 634702704 +>>634698227 +>skills are replaced by a handful of similar combat bonuses (some of them are just ammo types), +Not really. Skills matter much for every class (aside from adept which got cucked). +Vanguards - Get a charge ability that promotes insanely aggressive gameplay. Also gets flame ammo which sends enemies panicking (super useful on insanity) +Soldiers - get a slow time buff that lets them rush the enemies while being tankier and doing more damage. Ammo powers also have secondary effects, such as cryo, which freezes enemies (super useful on insanity) +Infilitrators - Get a stealth skill which can be used for CQC, repositioning, or a burst damage buff. Also gets cryo ammo and AI hacking +Engineers - get a deployable drone that can be used to draw the attention of any enemy for 5-10 seconds. Also gets ai hacking, a fireball and an aoe frost attack. +Sentinels - get a deployable armor that turns them into a walking tank. can be detonated at any point to serve as a mini bomb. Also gets the aoe frost attack and throw for cc + +Combat and level progression was MUCH more fun in 2, even on Insanity. (unless you were an adept because none of your abilities worked until the enemy was half dead) +--- 634702747 +Thought about playing the whole trilogy back to back before 4, i remember playing 1 & 2 back in the day and liking them, is 3 that bad? +--- 634702869 +>>634702747 +I think 3 is a really good game, the ending(s) just suck. +--- 634702957 +>>634702747 +Gameplay mechanics in 3 are best in the series, by far. Story and writing are all over the place, there's some really good parts and a lot of absolute retardation(not just the endings). +--- 634703229 +>>634702704 +Fair points, the abilities have a bigger impact on combat than in ME1 and the class differentiation is much better. However, it's still very linear because there's so few skills and ammo is folded into them. I think ME3 greatly improved on it: more skills, 6 levels for each skill, more variety in how you can improve them, and actual variety in weapons and upgrades. ME2 has a single binary choice at the end of a few skills, ME3 has three choices for each skill. And of course, the single cool-down in ME2 means no combos so combat is shallower. +--- 634703250 +>>634674689 +>PROBE LAUNCHED +--- 634703373 +>>634669643 (OP) +>all those useless fucking stats on top +Why are PC players so fucking autistic? They are the same fucking retards who spend 800 hours playing boring shit like Path of Exile with it's 500 tiny little square menus +--- 634703428 +>>634702747 +There's a 4th game? +--- 634703485 +>>634669643 (OP) +>comparing a squad member with less abilities to shepard +Dishonest comparison KYS. +Not that it really matters because the ME1 system is shit regardless. +--- 634703518 +>>634703373 +>PC players +ME1 was console exclusive first +--- 634703595 +>>634669967 +>that my great sci-fi RPG series got turned into an action cover-shooter with some dialogue options. +All ME games ARE a cover-shooters with dialog option you retarded mongoloid +--- 634703598 +>>634669643 (OP) +You forgot to mention you could max 90% of your skills in ME1, and it was very obvious which skills you should be maxing. +--- 634703625 +>>634703518 +And it's PC players who keep making threads like this and complaining how "casual" 2 and 3 are +--- 634703740 +>>634702747 +With all the DLCs, ME3 isn't bad. You can tell that some parts are rushed but there's shittons of content, the most fun combat of the series, loads of returning characters, and some of the missions are great. The main story is the most uneven part. It's fun to see your decisions from the previous games play out, although some parts are a bit railroaded so a few choices might have less impact than expected. + +Just leave the Leviathan DLC missions until late in the game and leave the Citadel DLC until right before the final story story mission (or install a mod that makes it an epilogue but that will change how the ending plays out). +--- 634703830 +>me1's skills and weapons were a bloated mess +>me2 cut shit down way too much +>me3 was the perfect middle ground +This is the only correct stance, you can close the thread now OP. +--- 634705295 +>>634669643 (OP) +They didn't. EA bought Bioware and immediately had them turn ME into a big budget normalfag franchise which meant simplifying the RPG elements and making it more like Gears of War. Originally it was going to be that the overheat system was still there and heatsinks were used if you wanted to immediately cool down your weapon. But testers bitched that it made the game too slow so the heating system was either cut or dummied out. +--- 634705514 +>>634669643 (OP) +Well, yeah, devs have been dumbing down games for audiences for decades now. Were you only born yesterday or something? +--- 634706202 +>>634703830 +Not only the thread will continue with the same points again and again, it's gonna be reposted again in a day like all the times before this. +--- 634706304 +>>634702635 +>As opposed to what, having no options at all? +How about making it more meaningful? Or making an entirely different skill system? Why does it have to be a point system? Why not have a better variety? Why not have more varied abilities? I don't really want to spend 2-3 levels amassing skill points, to waste it on one upgrade, that does +1ft radius. It doesn't feel rewarding. + +>Like turning stasis into an aoe bubble +I chose that. I got the bubble. Then I tried to increase its radius. That did nothing. + +>>634702869 +I think 3 is a terrible game. It's carried by the cast, and 2-3 moments. The encounter design, the wave mechanics, the level design, are all downgrades from the previous games. Not to mention how you spend 70% of the game fighting Cerberus, while more important stuff are happening elsewhere in the galaxy. It is just so at war with itself. And this is not even getting into the egregious stuff that ME3 does, or doesn't do. Easily the worst game in the trilogy. +Like it if you want, but it's still shit. +--- 634706397 +>>634703740 +>>With all the DLCs, ME3 isn't bad +Not interested. +I can't get into a game that is shit, with the promise "maybe the DLC will eventually make it better". Bioware did the same thing with DA2, Inquisition and even wanted to do the same with Anthem and Andromeda. People are tired of having to wait for DLC to make the game good, 6-18 months after release. Launch or bust. +--- 634706491 +>>634705295 +>testers bitched that it made the game too slow +That always pissed me off in 1 too, there's never a reason to leave your cover unless the enemy AI is stuck defending one point out of sight. You take a point, poke out of cover, unload and then wait until your weapon cools down to poke again. Or if you're close quarters just switch through your weapons again and again. +--- 634706739 +>>634706304 +>Or making an entirely different skill system? +Well, we can sit and dream what ME would be if it was a completely different game, but that would be pointless. When comparing ME3 leveling to other ME games it's clearly ahead. +--- 634707079 +>>634706739 +>When comparing ME3 leveling to other ME games it's clearly ahead +I don't agree. I think it's a waste of time entirely. I think is needlessly convoluted, with meaningless choices, that are way too costly to feel like real upgrades, compared to the time spent trying to upgrade them, and the resources spent. Mass Effect 1 had it best, and Mass Effect 2 was easily the second best. +--- 634707476 +>>634707079 +>Mass Effect 1 had it best +Having multiple choices for each ability, many of which change it's behavior and purpose is bad, but having literally NO choices at all and only deciding which ability gets a +2% bonus at each level up is good? +>Mass Effect 2 was easily the second best +Mass Effect 2 skill tree is literally the same as 3, but smaller +Fucking hell, that's enough /v/ for me today +--- 634707926 +>>634707476 +>Having multiple choices for each ability, many of which change it's behavior and purpose is bad, but having literally NO choices at all and only deciding which ability gets a +2% bonus at each level up is good? +You are given a much wider variety of skills, and more skill points to invest into. So that +2 stacked up 2-3 times, for example, is a significant upgrade. In addition, you don't have to invest on just one thing, when you are given another 10 options, some of which do much more than just +2 in stability. + +>Mass Effect 2 skill tree is literally the same as 3, but smaller +Yes. It also costs less to upgrade, compared to ME3, and you can be done with it much easier. Because the upgrades are generally just as useless, as in ME3. The fact that you made something bad more complex didn't magically make it good. +--- 634708930 +>>634669643 (OP) +Neither are good +--- 634709098 +>that futa shep x jack x miranda video where jack gives shep a thigh job and larps that the dick is hers and makes miranda suck it +this is my fetish +--- 634709186 +>>634703428 +4th game got teased 2 years ago anon +--- 634709618 +>>634709186 +Won't be out for another 7, if Bioware isn't gutted further, after that. +--- 634709696 +>>634669643 (OP) +ME2 and 3 had better gameplay than 1, even if the story took a nosedive. 1 had the best atmosphere and the reapers actually sounded like something scary. +--- 634712028 +>>634669728 +Yeah. I really liked the greater focus on sidequests and party members in ME2, the lack of the original's level of urgency, the hope that they'll keep expanding it with DLC (yes, I was naive, ME1 gave me way too much hope for a proper revival just a few years back). But it wasn't the sequel the original fanbase wanted. Thankfully I lurked on the forums and knew well in advance what direction ME2 is heading into. +--- 634712202 +>>634673049 +>eh just mod me2 and use save editor to recreate me1's talent system +Back when I was fiddling with the configs it didn't seem possible. Was I just wrong or have things changed since? +--- 634712862 +>>634669643 (OP) +they're both the same system +ME1 just had filler levels in the talent tree that they got rid of in subsequent games +--- 634713000 +>>634673678 +The four weapons all have different strengths. + +Assault rifle is rapid-fire, fairly accurate, doesn't overheat quickly but the skill is not available for most classes so they (the characters, not you the player) are terrible at shooting it. It's the Soldier's signature weapon for that reason, as well as Soldiers not really having much else (tech or biotics) to lean onto. + +Sniper rifle is exactly what you'd expect. High damage, slow rate of fire, lots of heat generation per shot, doesn't really work up close (without using the scope). Only Infiltrator, the tech-combat hybrid class, has it in addition to Soldier. + +Shotgun is also what you'd expect from the name. Fairly powerful, somewhat slow, also generates quite a lot of heat per shot, engagements often require greater range so it's not a replacement for AR. Typical shotgun. In addition to Soldier, Vanguard (biotic-combat hybrid) has the skill. + +Pistols are poor man's version of ARs but everyone has access to the skill and they actually are decent if you invest into them. But primarily it's a side arm that's supposed to supplement whatever your main thing is, or to be something of a panic button if your main weapon overheats (in case of Soldier more like if all three of your main weapons overheat) or when all of your abilities useful for the situation are on cooldowns but you need to deal with an enemy suddenly. +--- 634713172 +>>634712602 +Maybe. But that's not Yvonne Strahovski. +--- 634713217 +>>634680865 +>in the first game every power has a 1 minute cooldown so I might as well just play as soldier. +Why didn't you try reading the skill and talent descriptions? Have you considered whether there can be other ways to get around this problem? Have you experimented, even a little? Or did you go straight from "can't spam flashy things every 10 seconds -> hurr durr me shoot thing with gun all day every day"? +--- 634713643 +>>634682360 +>more interesting +>>634682746 +>it all looked different. + +>>634682746 +>2 had actual meaningful bonuses on the armour too +As opposed to 5 categories (strictly speaking 11 but some had only 1 upgrade that is somewhat similar to others) of armour upgrades? Yeah, right. +--- 634713792 +>>634682993 +>in the OG ME1 you had functionally 1 assault rifle and the numbers just went up every time you picked a new one +Okay. + +>same thing for armors and mods +It's nice how you're outright lying. +--- 634713931 +>>634684158 +>but by god do I have a suspicion that a combination of ME1 being these people first RPG +My first RPG was Ishar. +--- 634714130 +>>634684850 +>or do the same thing like every biotic skill being a mass ragdoll crowd control +Stop lying and play the original. 4 of the 6 biotic talents can be crowd control, 3 of those 4 have ragdoll. Feel free to pretend that you didn't just literally write "every", like I've quoted. +--- 634714313 +>>634669643 (OP) +I like ME1 more than any of the others but character leveling was bloated, trying to appeal unnecessarily to old school RPGs. Most of it doesn't even matter, it's chosing A or B and then delegate C and D to your other companions. +--- 634714464 +>>634690815 +>in 1, any weapon not in your class is straight up unusable on higher difficulties. +Higher difficulties are for NG+. When you can get those weapon skills too. Or if you want a particularly big challenge but then you only have yourself to blame. +--- 634714484 +>>634714313 +Mass Effect 1 is a giant pile of good ideas with inconsistent quality of implementation. Mass Effect 2 is a turd that fixed none of the first game's design issues, and simply replaced every piece of game design with entirely different design, some of which is arguably much worse. +--- 634714612 +>>634697195 +You never complain when CoD/GoW niggers literally lie about ME1 to make it look worse than it is. +--- 634714876 +>>634703830 +>>me1's skills and weapons were a bloated mess +>wtf D&D has a sword, a +1 sword and a +2 sword?! +>noooo save me niggerman, save meee +--- 634714921 +>>634714484 +>Mass Effect 1 is a giant pile of good ideas with inconsistent quality of implementation +That's very well put. I remember when I was playing how I wished some of the somewhat fun things were done a bit different and how when I played ME2 I was sad they removed those things instead of working on them to make them better. +--- 634715048 +>>634713792 +I love that what you got as a proof about diversity in armor mods is functionally 11 pieces of equipment (which isn't a lot) who just get different numbers depending on when it drops. So no I wasn't lying, it's a shit system and the fact that you basedfaced when a medical interface VII dropped from the body of a dead space pirate in Pirate base #453 in the middle of fucking nowhere doesn't change that the system is a gigantic con to make you believe there is more to it than what there really is. You just fell for it because you're an idiot +--- 634715451 +>>634715048 +>functionally 11 pieces of equipment +>functionally +>11 +>pieces +11 categories, which I explicitly called a technicality. "Functionally" there are 20 PIECES of equipment. + +>(which isn't a lot) +How many ME2 has? + +>who just get different numbers +Different numbers of what, you disingenuous slimeball? Some of those upgrades literally add new qualities to the armour. + +I'm now convinced that there are exactly no more than 3 types of posters who shit on ME1 with the "muh same, muh small nummers" excuse: trolls, brainlets who can't into the most basic math, and blind fanboys of ME2 for whom it was probably their first cinematic shooter which they were told is an RPG. +--- 634715479 +>>634670457 +Thermal clips would have been fine if they were way to vent heat in case of emergency. You had limited number of them and could use to bring more firepower in situation. Then desing levels with proper swarm of enemies. not just those nothing burger husk levels. proper Halo 1 flood level swarm. diff --git a/v/634670919.txt b/v/634670919.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..82b33af4c310ed41c91fa53624c5c6d284a60bd1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634670919.txt @@ -0,0 +1,706 @@ +----- +--- 634670919 +https://papermar.io/progress-us +--- 634671031 +Yay! +--- 634671325 +peach nude mods when? +--- 634671358 +Cool. Now to wait a year for the PC port to be usable +--- 634671391 +Peach sex minigame when? +--- 634671520 +>>634671325 +>>634671358 +>>634671391 +what is it with you fucking porn addicted faggots that you must turn every single topic into porn +fuck off back to the 10+ red boards on this site +--- 634671560 +But seriously, who fucking cares? +--- 634671706 +>>634671520 +It's the way to get bumps. Without bumps, the thread dies. +--- 634671718 +>>634671560 +It's a cool game +>>634671520 +why not? +--- 634671825 +>>634671391 +This +--- 634671916 +>>634670919 (OP) +Nice! I can't wait to see how much the game can be expanded upon with additional stories, quests, enemies, partners, etc. If tools are developed to make modding easier, I'll probably make some stuff myself. +--- 634672809 +>>634671325 +>>634671358 +man +>mission to make a cake for the fat shy guy +>she eats every ruined cake +>fail too many times, she buckles under her newfound mass - cheeks rippling as they pound on the floor; shockwave eliciting a loud belch +--- 634672997 +Is there an actual forum where you can discuss this? +--- 634673063 +>>634670919 (OP) +Based as fuck. +--- 634673084 +>>634672997 +Gamefaqs, if you get desperate there's 7chan or Reddit +--- 634673147 +>>634670919 (OP) +k, call me when the Japanese ROM has been decompiled. +--- 634673278 +>>634670919 (OP) +Never played paper mario but I always find it comfy looking through games' source code. +--- 634673293 +>>634670919 (OP) +>Banjo decompile internally stuck at 98% +God fucking hurry UP +--- 634673378 +>>634673293 +I mean decomp 100% doesn't mean anything except the port team can start working on it, and it's unlikely banjo gets any sort of port within a year, same as paper mario. +--- 634673727 +>>634671520 +Moralfags out. This place isn't for you, you normalfag piece of shit. + +We need more coom, wash this whole fucking board clean in a sea of coom. +--- 634673830 +>>634671520 +I like porn and I'm tired of pretending I don't. I like tits and pussy and ass and cock and balls and cum and sweat and pleasure +I am a hedonist and I will not deny myself my desires. +--- 634673886 +What can you do with a decomp you couldn't do with an emulator and romhacking? +--- 634673980 +what does this mean and why is it relevant +--- 634675158 +>>634673886 +efficiency? +look at what Kaze has been able to do - before and after super mario 64 was decompiled. +--- 634675613 +>>634673830 +>cock and balls +What are you gay? TWWW88 +--- 634675791 +>>634671358 +Number one cutest piece of Peach fanart +--- 634676073 +>>634675158 +Doesn't matter. Spwwdrunners don't use the pc port for their runs +--- 634676145 +I'll definitely be doing a 100% replay once a PC port gets made. Hopefully this is the beginning of more romhacks since currently there's only Wish Upon Abyss and Star Nova in development. +--- 634676350 +>>634676073 +It's not because you play the game on the PC version, it's because you can see the original N64 source code and that lets you know exactly what's possible on the console (or emulator). +--- 634676367 +>>634675791 +Ehhhh, she's too big. Nah +--- 634676438 +Who gives a shit. +--- 634676956 +can you download the game now and play it? +--- 634677037 +I'M SO HAPPY +--- 634677043 +>>634673886 +Get the game to run at high framerates. +--- 634677183 +>>634673886 +Native ports generally run better, though admittedly when the games are this old I guess performance differences are negligible. They often make it easier to make the game look better for modern systems that emulators might have difficulty with. For example, Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time now having 365 degree camera movement. I've been playing the 3DS port of Marioi 64 and its been nice using my new 3DS's nub to turn the camera as if its the right analog stick on a modern game. +Native widescreen support which can sometimes be tricky on consoles. For example, A Link to the Past lets you see more of the map on PC, allowing for full widescreen without any stretching. +--- 634677513 +Is there a full PC port of OoT and SM64 to download somewhere? I haven't payed attention to the PC decompile stuff. Anything interesting come out of it? +--- 634678464 +>>634677183 +I'm surprised it apparently doesn't have the Palace of the Four Sword implemented despite everything else. I know it's of the SNES version but you'd think that would have been one of the first things immediately ported. +--- 634678556 +>>634676438 +/thread +--- 634678660 +>>634677513 +you have to be in a secret club +--- 634679349 +Hey now the super mario paper have been decompile, what mods to you expect for the game. +--- 634679376 +>>634670919 (OP) +The Discord server this was being worked in just opened a decomp channel dedicated to decompiling Super Paper Mario as well. TTYD already had it's own channel prior for those wondering. +--- 634679427 +>3rd decompiled n64 game +pretty sure Perfect Dark got decompiled long before this. +--- 634679502 +>already played Super Mario RPG +>already played the Mario and Luigi series +>never played Paper Mario other than Super +Is it worth it? +--- 634679540 +>>634670919 (OP) +So what now? +--- 634679620 +>>634679502 +The first two Paper Mario games are worth it for sure. Definitely recommend them +--- 634679716 +>>634679502 +No. A zoomer who's only played that trash won't be all able to appreciate an actual rpg +--- 634679769 +>>634679540 +Either decompiling the other versions of the game (JP, PAL, iQue) or a PC port with 60fps and widescreen among other things like how SM64 did. +--- 634679889 +>>634679716 +>zoomer +I'm 31. Played SMRPG when I was a kid and Mario and Luigi during the GBA/DS era. Never even touched the 3DS ones because I knew they sucked. +--- 634679975 +>>634671520 +t. Literal sobbing toddler +--- 634680274 +>>634671520 +You're based, but this board is no longer for people who actually play video games. It's a containment board full of porn addicts, actual underage children, pedophiles (+glowies), and /pol/acks now. Sorry you had to find out this way. +--- 634680873 +>>634670919 (OP) +Neat. Now where can I download it? +That... was the point for decompiling it, correct? +--- 634681010 +>>634671916 +2 hours in RPG Maker right here +--- 634681042 +>>634677513 +https://sm64pc.info/sm64pcbuilder2/ +You might have to look up a guide. Nothing super interesting has come out of it. Just QOL stuff and graphical enhancements. Nothing like the hacker heaven everyone was hyping up before it happened. +--- 634681162 +>>634671358 +This image will not make sense no matter how many times you post it +--- 634681217 +>>634680873 +You have to wait for the attention whoring period to finish, where they hoard it until they feel satisfied with the clout (or until someone leaks it like with the sm64 one lol). +--- 634681443 +Nintendo fans are the most autistic, but are based +>>634671560 +Means it can be ported natively and anything can be added/changed. Console decompiling is harder than most stuff +--- 634682087 +>>634678464 +>tripfag +and filtered! thanks 4chanX. +--- 634682126 +>>634682087 +Dude, nobody care that you filtered a triptag. Stop seeking attention +--- 634682558 +>>634682126 +Dude, nobody cares that you responded to someone who filtered a tripfag. Stop seeking attention. +--- 634682653 +>>634670919 (OP) +How many trannies are on this Decomp team? +--- 634682754 +>>634681042 +People have made a ton of hacks with the decompiled code. They just compiled them for the N64 because they are autistic. +--- 634682836 +Decompile all of the N64 games and make N64 emulation obsolete. +--- 634683050 +>>634682754 +Or because emulation is more flexible and can run on pretty much anything, including PCs. +--- 634683093 +>>634682754 +Show me some amazing hacks then that blow regular romhacks out of the water +--- 634683328 +>>634679502 +It's the spiritual sequel to SMRPG so I think the chances you'll enjoy it are pretty high. +--- 634683450 +Does that mean I'll get to play the game with all those cool visual effects that can only be achieved on an actual N64 console? +--- 634683514 +>>634682836 +There's even decompilation for the microcode which will allow it to be reverse engineered and improved, allowing games running on real hardware to gain even more performance. I wish someone would reverse engineer the N64 hardware and release an upgraded N64 with more lower latency RAM, split caches for the CPU/GPU and fix the issues with the sound chip, that's a really tall order though, but the Commander X16 exists. +>still no harvest moon 64 decomp +--- 634683816 +>>634676073 +Speedrunners don't matter. +--- 634683836 +>>634683450 +Yes. +--- 634684572 +>>634671520 +BASED as fuck. Coomers ruin everything. +--- 634685132 +>>634683093 +https://youtu.be/5dMn3LgYF4c [Embed] +--- 634685858 +>>634685132 +kino +--- 634686056 +>>634681562 +TTYD > 64 = SPM > OK > CS > SS +--- 634686175 +>>634673886 +Have the game actually run properly +--- 634686183 +>>634683514 +F-zero decomp fucking when!? + +seriously tho, PM being decomped might be nice, but i dont think they really are gonna do much with it other than a pc port in a year or so. + +SM64 doesnt have modding tools yet that take advantage of the decomp or ports, neither does Oot/MM and we are 2 years in already. +--- 634686280 +>>634686183 +>F-zero decomp fucking when!? +Probably never since people generally only put the immense effort of decomps into games that are good. +--- 634686305 +>>634686183 +>SM64 doesnt have modding tools yet that take advantage of the decomp or ports, neither does Oot/MM and we are 2 years in already. +You are absolutely fucking retarded +--- 634686343 +>>634686183 +Both of those games have massively enhanced, modded ports now. Get out from under your rock. +--- 634686396 +>>634686305 +i said modding tools, not mods. there is a difference. + +>>634686343 +the ports are not modding tools. +--- 634686397 +>>634679502 +Based Super bro. I've been meaning to play the 64 and TTYD but I'm a lazy retard. Glad I procrastinated this long though. I still haven't played the oot port because there's always a supposed new update every two weeks. +--- 634686471 +>>634673727 +>if you don't spend every waking second of your day relating every topic to what makes your genitals aroused you're a "moralfag" + +lol I can just tell your brain is just fucking destroyed. You aren't a normal human. Sorry to tell you anon. You became fucked up somewhere along the way. Probably from the crippling loneliness, mental-illness and zero contact with any other female other than your mom. Like the majority of people on 4chan. +--- 634686482 +Anyone here part of any decomping efforts? How can I get involved? I make embedded software for a living so hopefully I can pick it up relatively quickly. +--- 634687232 +>>634671520 +please end it all, it's one of the most ancient of /v/'s pastimes. how else will we know if coffee is bad for you +--- 634687485 +>>634681562 +>>634686056 +I unironically completely forgot CS existed. In any case: +64 > TTYD > OK > POWER GAP > SPM > Trash > SS = CS +--- 634688396 +>>634671520 +Unlike you faggot i love women +--- 634688480 +literally who fucking cares. i still dont get the fucking point of this shit. what is so great about it? +--- 634688620 +>>634679427 +It's not finished quite yet +https://ryandwyer.gitlab.io/pdstatus/ +--- 634688646 +>>634688396 +you have 13 (thirteen) porn boards. THIRTEEN +--- 634688782 +>>634688480 +If you get it, you get it, if you don't, you don't +--- 634688791 +64 > ReddiTTYD >Super > TOK > Color Splash > Shitcker Shitar +--- 634688843 +Aw damn. I replayed paper mario this year. +--- 634688865 +>>634680873 +>Neat. Now where can I download it? +https://github.com/pmret/papermario +>That... was the point for decompiling it, correct? +The point of decompilation is to essentially have the source code to the game in a legalish way. What comes next from that - PC port, bug fixes, QoL changes, mods - are separate projects. +--- 634688970 +>>634688480 +You can compile and run Paper Mario natively on your PC or another platform. +You now have a much more human-friendly representation of the code, allowing for easier modification of the code if you desire. +You can now study the code (albeit not the true original code) to gain insight into how the original team approached designing the game and try to learn from it and apply some lessons to your own game designs and implementations. +Decompliations are really quite valuable. +--- 634689049 +>>634683328 +Why is she bullying Goombario +--- 634689087 +>>634683328 +GIWTWM +--- 634689156 +>>634681562 +>>634686056 +>>634687485 +>>634688791 +Is Origami King actually the next best one or are you guys meming me? +--- 634689160 +>>634689049 +He can't be Goombario because he's not wearing a hat. +--- 634689191 +>>634673293 +Just emulate the 360 version. +--- 634689307 +>>634689156 +Origami King is better but worse than Color Splash. +The combat is worse by far but the addition of Partners making somewhat of a return is nice. +--- 634689312 +>>634671520 +Coomers ruin everything. Like half of the catalog is just softcore porn at all times. +--- 634689413 +>>634686482 +Find a game you want to contribute to, and ask on their discord where to start. +--- 634689549 +>>634682836 +I want a decomp of jet force gemini to make that game playable +--- 634689598 +>>634689549 +this would be amazing. i tried playing it recently and it was a fucking pain to control with my ps3 controller. +--- 634689717 +>>634683514 +>mentioning a hobbyist's $500 8-bit commodore clone kickstarter product +get the fuck out +--- 634689768 +>source codes for multiple Nintendo and Capcom games, and other random games, are leaked on the internet +>nothing comes out of them +Sad. I was hoping to play Star Fox 2 and Tron Bonne's Adventure on PC. +--- 634689781 +>>634689549 +>jet force gemini +hell yeah, but I think they are working on BK next no? alsocant wait for Randomizer to be easier to do on PC +--- 634690068 +>>634689717 +I want N64 hardware but not a mess version, then again there really is no point to it with the decomps, and the extra effort that would be needed to modify the games to work with improved hardware, but there are only a few games with active decomps, so I'm not getting Harvest Moon 64 decomp. +--- 634690416 +>>634689768 +That leak was too radioactive. Clean room decomps are more legally safe, or at least gray. Anything used from that leak would be exposed to Nintendo’s endless fleet lawyers. +--- 634690578 +>>634689768 +are you seeding a torrent pack of all those game's source code to make sure people who potentially will make something of that code have it available? +--- 634690880 +>>634690578 +There are mirrors everywhere, very easy to find. And yes I have copies of everything. +--- 634691302 +>>634689549 +knowing that vela's bouncy breasts are a thing, i envision a mod that plumps her up in all the right places accompanied by the appropriate physics. +--- 634691360 +>>634670919 (OP) +>their site scrolls in reverse +i fucking hate nintendo fans +--- 634691364 +We really need autists to get to work on shit that doesn't emulate well. All this nintendo shit already runs +--- 634691473 +>>634689156 +It's semi-decent. It's not as good as the first three, but it isn't a terrible game like Sticker Star. +--- 634691762 +>>634689768 +A games source code is still property of the devs or the publisher, unless a dev offers it as open source(like the doom source, for example) trying to make sourceports or any work using those codebases would be illegal. + +The decomps circumvent this because the code created is not the same, its an equivalent that can result on the same rom. Therefore, the dev cant do anything about it (unless they are complete unforgivable assholes like take2, but its clear where are they on the legal spectrum considering nintendo would be more aggresive, and yet, they havent done shit in 2 years) +--- 634692647 +>>634691762 +Whining about things being illegal is holding back preservation. Just work on it anonymously. +--- 634692676 +>>634670919 (OP) +okay so how long until this actually fucking matters and we see anything come of this +--- 634692740 +>>634671520 +Porn is 4chan culture. If that pisses you off then try reddit. +--- 634692815 +>>634692740 +Porn has ruined most of the boards on this site. Just look at /b/. +--- 634692837 +>>634676438 +I do and now your validation is ruined. Get fucked. +--- 634693040 +>>634675158 +Not him, but Kaze has been doing decomp stuff? I thought I remember him saying he'd rather keep fucking around with romhacking the original. +--- 634693312 +>>634693040 +You don't really know what decomp is, do you? +--- 634693543 +>>634693312 +Okay I DO know, it's just that I feel like people tend to use "decomp" and "PC port" synonymously sometimes and I mistakenly thought that guy was saying Kaze made some PC port mods or something. +--- 634693560 +>>634670919 (OP) +Can somebody PLEASE decompile the game and post a download link here? +Many people will not care about playing Paper Mario unless this is done +--- 634693659 +>>634692647 +You cannot do anything on the internet with true anonymity. +--- 634693774 +>>634690880 +>There are mirrors everywhere +THEN POST THEM +--- 634694041 +>>634693543 +Kaze doesn't use the PC port because he knows the majority of his audience is children and third worlders who play hi hacks on their phone. +--- 634694197 +>>634694041 +He doesn't use it because he wants to push the limits of the N64. Not the game itself. +--- 634694212 +>>634693560 +This thread was an advertisement and nothing more. OP is probably one of the trooncord regulars complete with 1pbtid +--- 634694309 +>>634694197 +That's the cope version, yes. +--- 634694689 +>>634677183 +>365 degree camera +--- 634695071 +>>634694309 +retard +--- 634695204 +>>634671560 +I'm going to replay it when they release a build. Beats busting out some shitty N64 emulator. +--- 634695307 +>>634677183 +>its been nice using my new 3DS's nub +I don't believe you. Literally no human has ever said that. +--- 634695328 +>>634694309 +retard +--- 634695710 +>>634686471 +yes, that's the entire point +normalfags out +--- 634695852 +>>634695710 +yeah dude 'normalfags' hate cooming sooooooo much. that's why tumblr instantly died the second they banned it +--- 634696085 +>>634672997 +Discord[/spoiler[ +--- 634696165 +>>634695307 +?? it's fantastic for every game that supports it, especially the 3D Zeldas +--- 634696470 +>>634692815 +God /b/ is so depressing these days. The soul is completely gone, just a pathetic husk with no resemblance whatsoever to what it was in its heyday. I know you can’t really moderate /b/ as that would defeat the purpose of such a board but it’s no wonder other boards fill in the gap now with constant “off-topic” threads (namely /tv/). +Porn and politics have damaged this site irreparably. There’s no going back, but there’s also no leaving so here we still are, forever. +--- 634696608 +>>634696165 +No it isn't, you literal rodent. +--- 634696909 +>>634692815 +Normalfaggotry ruined /b/, not porn. Just as it's ruining /v/ and any other board. /pol/ is literally a reddit colony. +--- 634696939 +>>634696909 +There's a lot of things destroying /v/. Coomers are one of them. +--- 634697093 +>>634671520 +Incredibly based. Kill yourselves coomers, you're the exact same as trannies, both of you have an extreme porn addiction that you will one day suffer the consequences for +--- 634697103 +>>634678464 +>I'm surprised it apparently doesn't have the Palace of the Four Sword +why would someone mod in shitty content like that +--- 634697241 +>>634696909 +Porn is normalfaggotry. Sorry to burst your bubble faggot. +--- 634697465 +>>634686183 +I know some rom hacks were on hold for Paper Mario until the decomp was completed like Paper Mario Party. +--- 634697589 +>>634696909 +>/pol/ gets invaded by /v/ +>becomes reddit +Imagine my shock. +--- 634697679 +this stuff is useless unless you also have the dev tools that nintendo used to make the game. you're not gonna do shit but little edits here and there with the code alone +--- 634697768 +>>634671520 +I agree actually, it's fucking annoying +--- 634697845 +>>634697679 +Well yeah, people aren't trying to develop a brand new game. They're trying to improve or tweak the existing game, be that romhacks, QoL improvements, performance improvements, etc. Developing something from scratch would take much different and more powerful tools, as you say. +--- 634697864 +>>634696939 +Snoys and coomers, although it might be the same people +--- 634698280 +>>634671520 +you’re alright +--- 634698345 +>>634697679 +I was just happy to play Ocarina of Time at more than 20fps, man. +--- 634698429 +>>634670919 (OP) +tranny game +--- 634698469 +paper mario still had some instability and ctd’s last i played it, so a proper port would be appreciated +--- 634698679 +>>634671358 +Sexo +--- 634698730 +just started play ing? and its the same? new rom??? +--- 634698776 +>>634670919 (OP) +Do you need a debug ROM for this like with Ocarina of Time or can I use the ROM from the cartridge I dumped? +--- 634698874 +>>634677513 +>Is there a full PC port of OoT and SM64 to download somewhere? +>>634681042 +>https://sm64pc.info/sm64pcbuilder2/ +As for OoT, there's SoH. +https://github.com/HarbourMasters/Shipwright + +The tool to build it can be obtained from either the Transcord server or GH Actions. +--- 634699069 +cease and desist SOON +--- 634699151 +>>634673293 +https://ryandwyer.gitlab.io/pdstatus/ +Feels bad man. +--- 634699227 +>>634675613 +>cock and balls +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF8zE1OtiQU [Embed] +--- 634700109 +>>634698776 +Paper Mario has never had a debug rom leak if that answers for you. +--- 634700274 +>>634687232 +source? +--- 634700493 +>>634689049 +he's being gay +--- 634700578 +>>634685132 +this actually isn't that good outside of the first area. +--- 634700783 +>>634697679 +They already started on integrating Star Rod to it, numbnuts. +https://github.com/nanaian/papermario-dx +--- 634702160 +>>634671325 +>>634671358 +>>634671391 +>>634671520 +samefag +put me in the screencap btw +--- 634702249 +>>634683450 +what effects +--- 634702469 +>>634702249 +All the electricity bits, probably. +--- 634702541 +>>634702469 +I played pm on switch and didn't notice anything missing +--- 634702587 +>>634671520 +based +--- 634702692 +>>634702541 +It's not missing, it's rendered incorrectly. +--- 634702807 +>>634702692 +I need an example +--- 634702929 +How do they get it to render? do they just go in and patch all the render calls to a directx/openGL apis? +--- 634704570 +>>634697679 +>t. someone who's never used a decomp in their life and wholly underestimates or ignores all the shit you can do with code edits alone +--- 634706331 +>>634671520 +They hated him because he told the truth +--- 634706528 +>>634671520 +so many samefags replied to this post +--- 634707229 +>>634693040 +Using the decomp to read the code, optimize it to the limits and then compile it back. +>>634694041 +The port is on all platforms. +--- 634707262 +>>634693659 +That's what Nintendo wants you to think. +--- 634707351 +>>634693659 +Sure you can. Just do it behind tor and throwaway accounts. +--- 634707410 +>>634671520 +Based +--- 634707508 +>>634670919 (OP) +so? +--- 634707601 +>>634702929 +>directx +proprietary +>opengl +deprecated +Everybody uses Vulkan now, grandpa. +(neither because it's just a decompilation, nobody has made a port yet) +--- 634708000 +>>634681562 +TTYD = 64 > SPM +every game after is absolute garbage and doesn't deserve your time +--- 634708287 +>>634696470 +The trick would be to figure out which politics leads back to no porn and politics outside of its spaces. +--- 634708306 +>>634707601 +OpenGL isn't deprecated and the standard is still being updated. Furthermore, GL remains the only option for many mobile CPUs (GLES anyways) +--- 634709089 +>>634679376 +>decompiling Super Paper Mario +Gameplay goodening imminent? I'd replay it a shitton more if it was even just a little harder or something +--- 634709309 +>>634692740 +>PORN IS AN INDUSTRY RUN BY JEWS THAT'S AIMED TO DESTROY YOUTH! +>SO LET ME HELP THEM BY MAKING MY ENTIRE LIFE ABOUT COOMING, AND EVERY SINGLE FORUM I FREQUENT FILLED WITH PORN. + +You're a fucking addict, plain and simple. +--- 634709486 +>>634692740 +It's some boards cultures, it's not 4chan culture. +--- 634710809 +>>634681562 +People play this fucking trash? +--- 634710896 +>>634673293 +I'd rather not have the decomp get finished at this point. Banjo was never good. +--- 634711053 +>>634670919 (OP) +why are they so obsessed with a game they can reverse engineer just from looking at it running in videos + +these losers should have spent their time reverse engineering smash bros, starfox 64, getting the last mile on goldeneye done and helping majora get finished in this decade which has totally stalled, guess the troons redirected 100% of their time to writing angry tweets instead of reverse engineering the only value they have to society +--- 634711180 +>>634682653 +many, you can't even make a tranny joke in their discord without offending half of them +when they finish reverse engineering the n64 library, we ship them to sea and sink it + +>>634683450 +>cool visual effects +the effects are basic +there's literally no value in reverse engineering this game, it's fun, but it's not a technical, gameplay or story/cultural masterpiece +--- 634711240 +>>634686482 +there's a few examples of how to get started on youtube, but be prepared to interact with mentally ill troons on github and discord to contribute +--- 634711504 +>>634670919 (OP) +I just started playing it, but I don't think there's any reason to wait for the PC port. These visuals to not upscale well at all, it's one of those games you should play with a filter. +--- 634711961 +>>634711053 +Why don't you shut the fuck up and do it yourself instead of subjecting anons to your constant fucking bitching +--- 634712329 +>>634709089 +This inspired me to come up with cool ways SPM could be made more like a real Super Mario Bros. game but the list got so long it was ultimately just a fancy way of saying +>throw out everything and start over +--- 634713483 +>>634711961 +troon detected +--- 634713687 +>>634713483 +Your detector is worthless, I detest transgenderism and the whiny bitchy annoying behavior its cultists and yourself exhibit. +--- 634714096 +>>634677513 +>>634678660 +>>634698874 +https://files.catbox.moe/5s91jq.7z +--- 634714158 +>>634714096 +forgot to type it's the latest ship build for OoT, included both the vanilla and MQ OTR file needed +--- 634714438 +>>634713687 +>I detest transgenderism +prove it +--- 634714580 +>>634714158 +when are these niggers finally adding ray tracing support? +this was over a year ago +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGt2ubsdwjY [Embed] + +and model replacement when? +I haven't seen a single model replaced in oot yet, while mario had heaps in a few months +--- 634714858 +>>634712329 +Keep the multiple playable characters at least, that was fun +--- 634714862 +>>634714580 +because people are at the mercy of the developers in discord and they develop specific tools for how they run the game due tothem choosing to use OTR files and such, so it's not a "direct" port like SM64 was +--- 634715046 +>>634714862 +I really dont like how SoH spends so much effort making a CDi themed video for each release +just list the features and link the download like a normal software project +--- 634715648 +>>634715046 +I'm guessing the amount of work for those videos is pretty minor after the first. It's just reused animations, after all. That being said, they're fucking pointless and should be canned in favor of a simple text document diff --git a/v/634674965.txt b/v/634674965.txt index ad866232f4ba9418b8a464ca45bdfe488b4a6766..895666c16e1a1468e308f2ee23637a17686e2646 100644 --- a/v/634674965.txt +++ b/v/634674965.txt @@ -5,3 +5,336 @@ Pegasus Knights are the best class. Is it some kind of requirement that pegasus knights all have great asses? Because they do. +--- 634676198 +>>634674965 (OP) +No, Maidens are the best class. +--- 634676237 +TANAAAA +--- 634676362 +>>634675436 +If you're not going to wear pants or panties, you better be sure your ass is nice. +--- 634676729 +>>634676237 +>>634676362 +>>634676497 +>clothes tight enough you can see the navel through them +unf, that's the good stuff. +--- 634676958 +>>634676729 +--- 634677085 +>>634676729 +--- 634677138 +>>634674965 (OP) +Tana is my wife, so yeah, based. I agree. +--- 634677234 +>>634676362 +Now that you mention it, I've never seen panties on a pegasus knight. +--- 634677963 +For me it's the genki pegasus knight. +--- 634679694 +>tfw no pegaslut gf +why live +--- 634680820 +>>634674965 (OP) +>>634676237 +>>634677138 +Make way for the real FE8 pegasus knight waifu +--- 634681462 +Are all pegasus knights stacies? +--- 634682132 +Pegasus knights are for raping. +--- 634682254 +>>634682132 +Officially so. +--- 634682364 +>>634675436 +They're sedentary units, they don't get enough exercise and all the fat goes straight to their buttocks. +--- 634682460 +Is this the canon most raped class? +--- 634682476 +>>634674965 (OP) +>>634676237 +>>634676497 +>>634676958 +--- 634682880 +>>634682460 +Yes. Both non-consensual and consensual forms of sex. +--- 634684025 +>>634674965 (OP) +Lol, no. +--- 634684182 +>>634676198 +What a dope. What an absolute dingus. +--- 634684209 +>>634676362 +>>634677234 +>Pegasus knights have no panties +You just know +--- 634684369 +>>634684209 +>>634676362 +>>634675436 +>>634677234 +Pegasluts don't wear panties because that's how Pegasi know that a real girl (woman) is riding them. It's like car keys. +--- 634684481 +>>634682460 +>trapped in a prison +>with a horse and a spear +Tana really isn't trapped from the looks of things. This feels like she's baiting idiots into trying something. +--- 634684546 +>>634684481 +It feels more like you're the one that's trapped and she's interrogating you through the bars. +--- 634684547 +>>634684025 +>2 weapons +>neither are dual range +--- 634684578 +>>634674965 (OP) +>>634676237 +>>634676497 +>>634676958 +Her art in the instruction manual is the sole reason why I grew up to be a legfag +--- 634684930 +>>634682460 +Who else is there? Off the top of my head I can only recall Mathilda (Cav) and Lene/Laylea (Dancer) +--- 634684996 +Breed the bunnies. +--- 634685015 +>>634684369 +That makes sense that a pegusussy may require the feeling of bare pussy on its back. +--- 634685160 +>>634684547 +Javless and handaxeless play throughs are better +--- 634685426 +>>634674965 (OP) +Wyverns are better. I don't care about the ability to 2x0 something across the map. +--- 634685560 +>>634684930 +I'm sure Farina had one or two customers who had some methods to get around paying. +--- 634687196 +Swordsexuals. +--- 634687262 +>>634684930 +Azelle's mother +Deirdre +Radney (but not Larcei lol skill issue I guess) +--- 634688783 +Nintendo Pegasus Knight Meira +--- 634689097 +>>634674965 (OP) +Correct! +--- 634691959 +>>634689097 +>not bare +Palla doesn't deserve to ride a pegasus. +--- 634693016 +>>634674965 (OP) +It's true. +--- 634693070 +>>634674965 (OP) +On average, they're as pretty as they're fucking fragile in the early game +I think with no exaggeration that I restarted the mosr times in the first "save everyone" gameplays due to them crumbling at the first crit received +--- 634693832 +>>634691959 +Its for protection and balance in the remakes, as Palla's true power was shown and she mogged everyone in Book 2. +palla's legs were so powerful they had to seal them in the remakes and gachashit to give the others a Chance. +--- 634694019 +>>634674965 (OP) +The best class at getting instant killed by archers that spawn out of thin air + +Awakening was the first and last game in the series I played +--- 634694345 +>>634694019 +filtered +--- 634694664 +>>634674965 (OP) +Turning tana into a wyvern rider! +--- 634694835 +>>634674965 (OP) +True +--- 634694938 +>>634693832 +palla was great in book 2 but it doesn't feel like she's nerfed in fe12. She doesn't need to dismount, can reclass, and dragons don't ignore defense. +--- 634696961 +Ravioli Ravioli give me the dragon cunny +--- 634698393 +>>634674965 (OP) ++1 +--- 634698443 +>>634696961 +Get the fuck back to your containment board. +--- 634698510 +>>634698443 +No one will judge you for just asking for more. +--- 634698583 +>>634677234 +>Now that you mention it, I've never seen panties on a pegasus knight. +They don't wear them, and they wear those very short skirts because the pegasus won't let them ride on them if he doesn't feel raw pussy on its back. Why did you think they have those uniforms? +Fates' "pegasi" are an exception because they many of them are americans, thus faggots. +--- 634698741 +>>634698510 +I came here for nopan pegasus knights. +Not dragon cunny. +--- 634699401 +>>634698741 +well you fail because Erin is clearly wearing pantsu in that image +--- 634700854 +>>634698741 +Let's settle on this compromise. +--- 634701891 +pegapony! pegapony! +--- 634702035 +>>634674965 (OP) +What happens to all of the Pegasus knight and healer girl NPCs that are killed or incapacitated on the battlefield? +--- 634702493 +>>634702035 +Oh, you know. +inb4 >panties +--- 634702536 +>>634675436 +if its anything like real horseriding its realistic. In trot you have to move with the horse, so you constantly use your upper leg and ass muscles. Horsegirls all have great asses (and are crazy) +t. practiced horseriding for 2 years +--- 634702604 +>>634680820 +>vanessachad +i kneel +--- 634702609 +>>634674965 (OP) +For me its Tellius bowknights, really wish she could still get axes in RD +--- 634702659 +>>634702493 +someone tell those idiots that its possible to broke holder with pressure your legs +--- 634702783 +>>634702580 +>>634702535 +>>634702493 +>>634682460 +>>634682254 +The fate of all pegasluts... +--- 634702935 +>>634682254 +>>634682132 +--- 634702990 +>>634684481 +looks like she was positioned in a doorway to only allow 1 to attack her at a time +--- 634703610 +>>634674965 (OP) +>*insta-kills pegasus knight with a critical hit* +nothing personal pegasluts +--- 634703640 +>>634702935 +Built for BGC (Big Gheb Cock) +--- 634703838 +Short hair supremacy. +--- 634704091 +>>634684578 +look at that slutty tummy. No wonder ISIS covers it up with the bathing suit +--- 634704153 +>>634687196 +>tfw no swordautist gf +--- 634704303 +>she doesn't ride a MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! +ngmi +--- 634704348 +>>634698583 +>the pegasus won't let them ride on them if he doesn't feel raw pussy on its back. +GIWTWM +--- 634704383 +>>634704303 +my wife is a chaste lady, not some dragon whore +--- 634704410 +>>634704223 +>reinforced plate just for the tits +--- 634704421 +>>634698443 +Cope bitch. +--- 634704472 +>>634704410 +protecting the most important parts of her body +--- 634704549 +>>634704383 +>my wife is a chaste lady +Hope you're not talking about left. +--- 634704630 +>>634704549 +my tana made a suicide charge into the enemy to salvage the dignity of her house +--- 634704709 +Wyvern Ladies do the raping. +--- 634704780 +>>634704472 +Well, at least in this image it is an actual armor. In the original artwork it just looks like a metal bracket with holes for tits, not actually protecting the most important parts. +--- 634705015 +>>634704303 +>>634704709 +>literally just Minerva but without the brother complex +--- 634705152 +>>634704709 +Jill only wants handholding romantic sex +--- 634705223 +>>634705152 +>pants +this is so wrong +--- 634705234 +>>634705152 +I think it's more likely that she rapes Haar in his sleep. +--- 634705285 +>>634705223 +she's misguided in many ways. Im sure once she's spent more time with the rebel's she will put on a skirt +--- 634705359 +How much is 20,000 Gold in USD? +--- 634705441 +>>634705359 +more than enough to make her do anything. She will be licking florina's maiden blood of hector's dick and sucking farina dry. +--- 634705581 +>>634705359 +>the most consistent gold coin size was 4.5 grams and held by the solidus, a coin used by the roman and later byzantine empire for centuries +>gold is valued at $64.33 per gram +>64.33 * 4.5 * 20,000 = $5,789,700 +--- 634705702 +>>634705223 +>>634705285 +>Not loving women in pants +--- 634705736 +>>634705581 +>>634705359 +i know anon was probably joking but gold in video games tends to not be realistic at all. either that or the amount of gold in fantasy worlds is more prevalent than ours so it's valued less, so it's use is more akin to dollars in modern day, or yen if its a jrpg +--- 634706227 +>>634687196 +--- 634706434 +>>634705702 +skirts are hotter. Especailly since fire emblems (except dancers) go nopan +--- 634707760 +>>634704383 +Every decent pegaslut promotes into a wyvern rider, and that includes Tana. +--- 634708946 +>>634707760 +>>634707760 +>includes Tana +why do you think that happens. After being defiled only a shitty wyvern would let tana on +--- 634712293 +>>634694938 +She isnt technically, but she loses the crown of best character in game to the fucking self insert, namely because he can be an armor and she cant, what a fuckin gyp. +Book 2 she's easily the best character in the game and one of the best in the series(thenn agian also a series best in 12, just not the best there). Hell Palla was still good in 1 and 11. +--- 634712443 +Kpop! +--- 634713164 +>>634693016 +>can’t keep her in the default outfit, promoted outfits are ugly as fuck +>refused to fix this in four separate dlc patches +--- 634714016 +>>634674965 (OP) +>>634676237 +>>634676497 +>>634676958 +>>634682460 +>>634682476 +>>634684578 +>>634702935 +>>634707760 +>>634708946 +God, Tana was pretty much responsible for my sexual awakening. Ponytail, big bust and a nice figure, nice face, put in a tight spot which she needs rescue from, cheery disposition otherwise... + +Which makes her THE waifu for me. Heroes only cemented it by giving her good alts and a nice voice. +--- 634715517 +>>634682364 +I wish Cynthia sat on my face diff --git a/v/634676816.txt b/v/634676816.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..69036fa45ca566e9baafb04a3b47f5a5ead79d4e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634676816.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1569 @@ +----- +--- 634676816 +Finally!!! +--- 634676930 +>>634676816 (OP) +Always knew Genshin was a faggot game +--- 634676998 +lel genshin aloy is about to get removed by the ccp +--- 634677046 +Tencent nuking in 3...2...1... +--- 634677090 +>>634676816 (OP) +why do they always use His name like that to celebrate sin? +--- 634677119 +How do you know she's gay and not bisexual? +--- 634677147 +>>634677119 +all women are bisexual by default +--- 634677164 +>>634677090 +i get what your trying to get at but come the fuck on, everyone says OH MY GODDD!!11 +--- 634677213 +>>634676816 (OP) +The fact that Aloy is in Genshin and is the undisputed worst character in the game is so funny to me +--- 634677240 +>>634677090 +OH MY SCIENCE +--- 634677242 +>>634676816 (OP) +Source ? +--- 634677270 +>>634677090 +what? whose name? +--- 634677276 +>>634676816 (OP) +I hate the twitter fandom for genshin so fucking much, probably the most dog ass fandom next to those freaks that cry at star wars trailers +--- 634677339 +>>634676816 (OP) +how do they know that ending is canon? +--- 634677358 +>>634677276 +Oh yeah now I remember they announced another trilogy...the shitpost will be funny. +--- 634677412 +>only Straight men devs commonly appeal to now are the gross guys into older women + +We will never have tons of hot women in a western game again. +--- 634677439 +>>634676816 (OP) +The Sony experience. +Is there a single female lead that isn't a lesbian? +Either that or some gay ass shit shoved somewhere in their games for clout. +--- 634677456 +>>634676816 (OP) +Okay, so? Horizon is a franchise that's forced as shit, so this is just another effort to claim nonexistent popularity +--- 634677579 +>>634677339 +Think about it, the only romance option here is a no name female DLC character that came out of the blue, but yet no male romance options. +--- 634677630 +why do vidya chars even need to have a sexuality +I have no idea what doomguy or JC Denton's sexuality is and I don't care why the fuck do we need to care about this SHIT +--- 634677661 +>>634677456 +>Horizon is a franchise that's forced as shit +There's a certain cosmic justice in that each mainline Horizon game has been overshadowed by a GOTY competitor in the open-world sandbox genre. +--- 634677689 +>>634676816 (OP) +Don’t you feel it, the burning rage inside your heart, a rage that cannot be put down, a rage so powerful you feel the inside>>634676816 (OP) + of your gut burning, killing you from the inside, every time you try to love something, they always do it, they take it away from you, they corrupt it, they make it an abominable version of it’s former self, there isn’t a day you aren’t reminded of the many crimes of your so called “fellow man”, no way to stop them, only watching as it burns, there isn’t a day where you aren’t reminded of the thing you loved, every time, they dangle it, “look how we changed YOUR thing hahaha”, you scream and shout “why did you do it, it was better before, WHY!?!?!” but to no avail, it’s like living in a deaf world, your voice will not be heard, the hatred yet lingers in your body, what should we do? +--- 634677717 +>>634677090 +It's not His name, it's still the generic word in english. +--- 634677719 +>>634677412 +Since when did people hate people into older women? +--- 634677787 +>>634677147 + +retarded LBGT psyop + +women absolutelly hate each other, the mentally ill dykes even have the term "lesbian death bed" +--- 634677805 +Never played Horizon but isn't it supposed to be a post apocalyptic scenario? Why are there two Sony games that peddle lesbian relationships in a scenario where there are barely any people left? +--- 634677896 +>>634676816 (OP) +Does this mean Aloy gets removed from Genshin or gets censored in other regions? +--- 634677930 +>>634676998 +They won't kiss in the Chinese version if it exists. So cpp don't care. Chine is free from faggotry +--- 634678006 +>>634677805 +why do you assume everybody wants to rebuild civilization and breed or some shit and not just get by and survive the day to day hardships of living in a zombie/robot dino infested world? +--- 634678013 +>>634677147 +No, they just train on each other +--- 634678123 +>>634677805 +You need to think about it like a dev +>Our game has ZERO AWARDS. +>look! the last of goy 2 has lesbian and has like a billion awards!!! +>so does The witcher +>Gustavo, Paco you know what to do. + +These hacks are just following trends because they are butthurt that turning alloy into nicokado didnt earned them any awards. +--- 634678459 +>>634677719 +not him but those same people say it's problematic for men to be into teen girls +--- 634678518 +>>634678006 +Because without twitter, it's hard to be so infantile and narcissistic in a post-apocalyptic world. You can't even virtue signaling to anyone. +--- 634678585 +>>634676816 (OP) +Gotta feel bad for female gamers. Bitches can't see to have a straight heroine to look up to +--- 634678621 +>>634677090 +OH MY AMERICAN POLITICS! +--- 634678672 +>>634676998 +honestly wouldn't be surprised if that happens. I'm sure if they were made aware of it in the first place they wouldn't have allowed the crossover +--- 634678715 +>>634678006 +I assume because there's strength in numbers and humans are selfish beings to their core so eventually you'll be like "oh fuck I'm going to be old frail and useless" so you might as well emulate a hunter/gatherer society where men and women take the traditional roles. you're welcome to be a lesbian but might as well get pregnant for the "greater good" if anything. +>>634678585 +That's my favorite part, since lesbian couples are so safe for devs to implement compared to gay dudes they'll keep full sending that shit in everything. Anything straight will just be seen as fulfillment for problematic straight white male gamers. +--- 634678758 +>>634677805 +You think leftoids would want to rebuild if they were thrown into a post apocalyptic world? The don't even want this current world to continue. They are destructive by nature +--- 634678849 +>>634678715 +Which is ironic considering the excuse for all these female leads was for female gamers. +--- 634678896 +>>634678585 +They didn't play that shit anyway. They play elden ring or genshin, mostly genshin +--- 634679251 +>>634677090 +Because our whole universe is in a hard tin speaker when nearly 14 million years ago the extension started waking +--- 634679649 +There's no yuri in Genshin? +--- 634679736 +>>634677630 +I honestly do not fucking know. Its one of those things where I have to pretend Aloy being a lesbian means she's real or something and won't have SFM of her sucking dicks. +--- 634679740 +all those pretty boys are straight? lame. +--- 634679790 +>>634677930 +Based china? +--- 634679805 +>>634678006 +Because that's retarded. You cannot fight your instinct to continue. +--- 634679880 +>>634677090 +Your god is the only thing in this universe that's a bigger faggot than you. +--- 634679925 +>>634677090 +they literaly use the rainbow as their simbol as a afront towards god anon + +cause the rainbow is a simbol god made a his promisse he will never end the world with a flood again +--- 634680012 +>>634676816 (OP) +xi-bros... it's ogre +--- 634680167 +>>634676816 (OP) +Literally nobody gives a fuck about Aloy or Horizon +--- 634680171 +>>634677787 +but if there's two women in the relationship surely it's normal for there to be twice as many babies +--- 634680180 +>>634676998 +at worse they'll just pull her unit in China, nobody cares about Aloy enough +--- 634680229 +>>634678585 +>Lara Croft, Tifa, Rinoa, Yuna, Lightning, ect +There is a lot anon. +--- 634680314 +>>634680229 +>there's a lot +>almost all of them are from 90s +--- 634680318 +>>634676816 (OP) +>>634647689 → +>Finally!!! +Yaasss aloy! Vive la lesbian! +--- 634680409 +>>634677276 +That's the price they pay for attracting women and normies to their fanbase +--- 634680415 +>>634677090 +why are there so many conservative christian larpers on 4chan? +--- 634680476 +>>634677787 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTKZ0Z-2k2s [Embed] +Death Bed? +--- 634680520 +>>634679649 +They only hint at it, Honkai has a lot more upfront Yuri +--- 634680541 +>>634680415 +Election tourist Maga scum from Reddit. +At least eh troons here were original 4chan /v/irgin incels. +--- 634680580 +>>634680520 +Hopefully Star Rail don't.......... +--- 634680591 +>>634677412 +>We will never have tons of hot women in a western game again +WEG exist +--- 634680684 +>>634680591 +>wegs +>45,567 alpha 0.03 build patroen scams +LMAFO +kys +--- 634680692 +>>634677090 +Woudlnt it be easier if you just used the latin or hebrew or greek word for god then if people used that if would be seen as offensive like if normies started saying allah in vain they would get cancelled +--- 634680779 +>>634677090 +Bro Aloy is a girl not a dude +--- 634680857 +>>634676816 (OP) +How can we get CCP to kill Genshin over this?? +Surely Tencent can pull some strings. +--- 634680996 +>>634680857 +Tencent hates Hoyoverse's guts so they will definitely try +--- 634681053 +>>634680996 +nice +--- 634681109 +>>634680857 +Tencent already went after Genshin after they tried to buy Mihoyo and failed +The mass censorship and Mihoyo's integration into the CCP started happening right after that too +--- 634681137 +>>634676816 (OP) +There already was one but it's an NPC +--- 634681169 +>>634679925 +Do you really believe that rainbows didn't exist until a flood happened? That's retarded +--- 634681320 +>>634677439 +>Is there a single female lead that isn't a lesbian? +They actually don't have one do they? +I mean, I was going to say Kat but sony doesn't give a shit about GR. +--- 634681452 +>left Aloy in the teapot for so long her friendship rank is maxed +I can't even use her in cobbled up dailies team +--- 634681536 +>>634676816 (OP) +Wait it was only just confirmed? I always assumed she was gay, because modern day Sony created her. +--- 634681561 +>>634676816 (OP) +What? Aren't there a bunch of fags and dykes running around in Genjin? +--- 634681587 +>>634677630 +>why do vidya chars even need to have a sexuality +"representation" +And its fucking tiresome. I had YouTube on for background sound the other day while I was cleaning and it autoplayed into Moon Girl and Devil Devil Dinosaur. Didn't think anything of it at first and got back to what I was doing, then I heard "dadS" and started paying attention. +It was like the unholy trinity, Gay, Mexican Jews. +--- 634681623 +>>634681561 +Nope, it's a chink made game. CCP hates faggots. +--- 634681636 +>>634676816 (OP) +Why do all these gay partners keep coming out of nowhere with no build up? + +Gay just go straight to the kissing while the straights still play the ever prevalent "will they won't they" game. +--- 634681681 +>>634680520 +Guess I should ask, is Honkai easy to get into? +--- 634681747 +>>634676816 (OP) +--- 634681748 +>>634681681 +lol! +--- 634681757 +>>634681561 +fanshipping +no fags allowed in the great CCP +--- 634681791 +>>634681169 +Do you really believe that rainbows didn't exist until a flood happened? +Do you really believe that they did exist before that? +If so, prove it. +--- 634681841 +>>634677787 +Absolutely nobody here will believe, but I assure you I'm being completely honest. I had an lesbian girl at my high school (who was 2 grades above me at the time) ask me to get her pregnant, or cum in a cup for her. + +She said her gf and her were desperate for a baby and "tried" to adopt, but were rejected (she was 16) and came to me (14) to get pregnant. I didn't know what to do, so I ghosted her and eventually she dropped out of high school. +--- 634681884 +>>634678006 + +Because hardship doesn’t make people want to stop having kids, abundance does +--- 634681893 +>>634681681 +it's a shitty mobile Senran clone, looks nice though +apparently there's a lot of lore and 2 minute animated clips honkai fags go ga-ga over and shit up genhsin threads over them +--- 634681897 +>>634680591 +You can make characters look hot without making them have less clothes +--- 634681967 +>enemy is white corporate an who flys +>make her kiss a man faces Asian + +Video games/. +--- 634681979 +Christcucks, you do know that if your magic jewish sky daddy exists then by coming here you are condemning yourself to life in hell right? Or are you just too retarded to realize this? This website is one of the most unholy amalgamations of all seven sins. You arent getting into heaven, ever. +--- 634682060 +>>634676816 (OP) +--- 634682084 +>>634681893 +Oh. +--- 634682118 +>>634649279 → +--- 634682201 +>>634677090 +>fake christian who uses his faith as moral backing for his hatred of other people not like him +--- 634682216 +>>634677412 +I don't mind as long as they at least look like women I'd want to hang around with. +Kind of tired of anime girls honestly. +--- 634682264 +>>634682118 +>samefagging your own room temperature iq post +--- 634682274 +>>634676998 +Mihoyo got their studio out of china ages ago. They cant do shit +--- 634682285 +>>634681791 +I have two points. +1. Refraction. Rainbows aren't some magical phenomena, It's just a refraction of light and rain. +2. Venus has a similar effect called a glory that occurs when sunlight hits its cloud droplets. + +Now if God made rainbows specifically after the great flood then 1. What happened when light collided with rain before? and 2. Why does venus have a similar phenomena? + +There are plenty of stories like the great flood in other religions that are used to explain other natural phenomena. Yours don't have any validity over any of the others, like the sun and the moon being two brothers. +--- 634682338 +>>634682264 +no i just thought it was funny +--- 634682378 +>>634682274 +Yeah that's why they keep censoring their games including ZZZ amirite my fellow intellectual shill? +--- 634682420 +>>634678006 +in the event of a collapse, lots of you lefties will eventually have to have out with chuds and incels again, and vice versa. + +lots of us will eventually realise this whole culture war junk was always a sham and we might actually start talking to each other again. + +looking forward to when it happens desu. some of you are actually alright. +--- 634682428 +>>634677090 +>His name +Who? +--- 634682498 +>>634680591 +>thinking you need to be naked to look hot +--- 634682549 +Man, Imma play some vidya. /v/ these days is just reposted trash from reddit and twitter. +--- 634682578 +>>634682549 +You'll still be back tomorrow regardless +--- 634682582 +>>634682274 +Cognoshpere is a Singapore shell company for transaction reasons because of restriction over directly dealing with China... it about money, not creative shit, they are too big now and under direct CCP oversight +--- 634682651 +>>634681979 +blessing, enlightening and helping those in need in the worst places is probably the most Christian thing you can actually do. + +Ironically, trannies helping other trannies is also Christian too so they're all also going to end up going somewhere too. +--- 634682721 +>>634682285 +>What happened when light collided with rain before? + +If it did, it wasn't natural because of volcanic ash. +--- 634682783 +>>634678896 +Honestly, do you blame them? +--- 634682802 +>>634677090 +Using the Lord's name in vain doesn't mean the act of using naughty words (as even the ugliest of insults would effortlessly bounce off such a being), it's when someone fraudulently evokes God's authority through their (typically) selfish actions. +--- 634682994 +>>634682274 +>They can't do shit +>Meanwhile the game is more censored than ever +sure +--- 634683187 +>>634682802 +>expecting 4chan Christians to be theologically educated +Good effort though. +--- 634683280 +>>634676816 (OP) +>>634676930 +--- 634683335 +>>634680229 +It was a jab at the excuse for modern day devs creating woman leads. Especially Aloy +--- 634683424 +>>634680591 +The left cant meme +--- 634683579 +>>634680591 +>WEG exist +no thanks i will take my Jap cunnies +--- 634683607 +>>634676816 (OP) +SONY YES! +--- 634683951 +>>634682274 +>the chinese videogame mobile studio can totally escape the CCP +--- 634683959 +>>634676816 (OP) +>>634676998 +>finally half-assedly built Aloy for the sheer meme +>a week later, Sony tries to get her removed from Genshin +Fucking lmao, hope they at least just replace her with some throwaway character, like an old quest NPC. +--- 634684097 +>>634681561 +The people making them would vanish over night, if they did that. +--- 634684164 +>>634682285 +>1. What happened when light collided with rain before? +I dunno, I wasn't there to see it. Neither were you. It is possible that light refracting with rain started producing a visible effect only after God willed it to be so. +>2. Why does venus have a similar phenomena? +I dunno. Either way, existence of rainbows on other planets does not prove that rainbows existed before the flood, as it is still possible that God willed rainbows to start happening universally. + +my point is that you are believing in a system of beliefs as well, as you believe that "the universe has always worked exactly as it does now", which is a statement that is unprovable (read: belief). +Just like you can't ever prove to me that the sun will rise tomorrow, you can only infer that it is likely from past observations. +Your belief system is more likely, sure, but it is still just something you place your faith in. +(also i was just joking before, but since you gave a serious reply, ill give u one back) +--- 634684335 +>>634684097 +Didn't already they move to Singapore or something? Or was that another dev? Isn't Honkai lesbo city? +--- 634684409 +>>634680415 +have you tried being normal troon? +--- 634684530 +>>634676816 (OP) +Does anyone even play these games? +--- 634684606 +>>634677456 +It's what the kids call, and I hate to say it, "mid". +Everything about it is so safe it's like it was designed by a marketing committee. +Truly the most soulless corporate gaming product line since Kane and Lynch. +--- 634684662 +>>634677090 +OH MY *record scratch* +--- 634684704 +>>634676816 (OP) +If aloy isn't a black man in the remake I will torch down PlayStation studios. +--- 634684726 +>>634677090 +oh my science +--- 634684758 +>>634676816 (OP) +>nigger name +--- 634684880 +>>634677090 +Fuck this God guy and his woke capitalized pronouns +--- 634684959 +Why can't the west write lesbians like Japan? +--- 634685037 +>>634680415 +they're not larpers anymore anon +--- 634685141 +>>634676816 (OP) +>chinks actually managed to make aloy look cute +lol +--- 634685249 +>>634685101 +>tfw nostalgia from weekly isis torture and death videos +I remember when we used to get them on a weekly basis. +--- 634685323 +>>634685101 +You must be 18 or older to post here. +--- 634685345 +>>634680415 +>anyone who dislikes mutt identity faggot shit is a conservative christian larper +--- 634685360 +>>634685037 +I don't even think that subreddit exist anymore, does it? +--- 634685425 +>>634680415 +>conservative christian larpers +Or they're a Muslim. +--- 634685528 +>all this talk of the CCP censoring Genshin +>we still have flamboyant faggots like Venti, Heizou, and Gorou, uncensored, while the female characters suffer +--- 634685538 +>>634679880 +--- 634685625 +>>634681841 +Avoided a bullet like a champ, good job anon. +--- 634685657 +>>634682802 +>Using the Lord's name in vain +But that isn't what he was talking about +--- 634686045 +>>634676816 (OP) +Straight western female main character challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) +--- 634686131 +>>634682201 +>fake gay using his pride as moral backing for his hatred of other people not like him +--- 634686372 +>>634685101 +You honestly got what you deserved for support such tripe +--- 634686879 +>>634680580 +They already brought one of their garbage yuri pairs fron their old game into starrail. +--- 634686887 +>>634676816 (OP) +Gay nigga impact +--- 634687004 +/u/ is already an /lgbt/ colony +pretty sad +--- 634687094 +>>634687004 +>/lgbt/ colony +/u/ hates bisluts and trannies and doesn't give a fuck about gay men. +--- 634687121 +>>634685528 +Enjoy the latest faggot in his full barebellied glory :) +--- 634687167 +>>634687121 +Fuck off back to /gig/ fujonigger +--- 634687364 +>>634678585 +lol what are you talking about? White women which are the majority of female gamers LOVE gay shit and being gay. It's practically 70% of their identity, "humor", and personality. They love imaging characters doing gay things together. It's basically an extension of White people in-general not having a culture nor can be proud of things like race like others like normal, so they moved to worshiping the non-hetero and making it their lives. +--- 634687384 +>>634687167 +enjoy the next banner bro +remember to kneel to tiffany +--- 634687453 +>>634687364 +>White women which are the majority of female gamers +Asian female game market is massive, all white women play is candy crush while asian girls are into way more stuff +--- 634687501 +>>634687384 +>s/he thinks it won't be the worst selling banner to date +LOL +--- 634687618 +Did this fuckers forgot about Jeht or they are just filthy >>634676816 (OP) +secondaries? +--- 634687646 +>>634687501 +After Dehya? Doubt. +--- 634687783 +>>634685528 +It's great, isn't it? +>>634687501 +Worse than Klee's rerun and Kokomi's debut? Press"X" to doubt. +>>634687618 +Half the fans for this fucking game don't even play it. They just see the characters and ship/draw them. +--- 634687857 +>>634677090 +I'm an agnostic/borderline atheist and even I have caught myself saying "oh my god" and things like that. It's a matter of subconscious habit. + +Of course who knows to which god the twitter tranny refers to. +--- 634687930 +>>634687384 +Tiffany...fujostacy...I kneel! +--- 634687981 +>>634677164 +Why does everyone use the name of something they don't believe in? Do atheists not have any actual beliefs nor values and just do whatever? I mean obviously not because how could you nor why would you when nothing matters anyway. +--- 634688040 +>>634685360 +>I don't even think that subreddit exist anymore, does it? +I don't think so. Years ago reddit "took over the moderation of it" so they shut it down before they got framed for something. +--- 634688062 +>>634687004 +Nigga what? /u/ shits their fucking pants if someone dares post a man on their board. I saw censored images because they had a man in the picture somewhere. Hell, not even bisexuals are free of scrutiny there +--- 634688130 +>>634676816 (OP) +when did she ever do gay shit in the game? +--- 634688282 +>>634683959 +I would love that Oni NPC from Itto's quest. Jeht would also be cool . +--- 634688350 +>>634677090 +Stop doing this shit, it attracts actual christcucks who think you're being serious. +--- 634688467 +>>634680591 +He said hot women. +--- 634688521 +Elizabet was a lesbian and since Aloy is an exact genetic copy then OBVIOUSLY Aloy must be a lesbian too. Its only logicaxmmkal! +--- 634688537 +>>634676816 (OP) +Nice job censoring the twittard's name +--- 634688567 +>>634687364 +>le white have no culture +Lmao ok nigger +--- 634688636 +>>634687618 +No one plays this gachaslop censored garbage except for mentally ill "people" +--- 634688703 +>>634681623 +>>634681757 +>>634684097 +Well it seems things have changed in the "great" CCP. +--- 634688717 +>>634680591 +>WEGs +Someone post it +--- 634688729 +>>634682216 +After zoomer pastelpunk aesthetics and ugliness anime chic is 100% the new thing. Also judging from Genshin it'll be the fujoshis who get to eat like kings. Then again the landscape of gachas is: +>Granblue - everybody loves the OC +>Genshin - Fags, fags everywhere +>Azur lane - barely any plot and mild teehee +>Arknights - Lesbians and nothing but Lesbians. + +>>634685528 +Gorou's genderbent form is pretty great even if she's just a 2d cardboard. +--- 634688893 +>>634677090 +title, not a name c*tholic +--- 634689264 +>>634688567 +White people's "culture" in modern day is gays, guns, and self-hatred. +--- 634689302 +>>634677213 +Dehya is the undisputed worst character in the game. She's the first 3 star character and her signature weapon is the 2 star Old Merc's Pal. +--- 634689340 +>>634689264 +Mutts aren't white, nigger +--- 634689654 +>>634687981 +Because its just a common universal phrase you autist. It's not that big of a deal. +--- 634689942 +>make autistic as fuck character +>make her gay +What did they mean by this? +--- 634689959 +>>634680229 +>lara croft +They've been trying to hook her up with that nakamura bitch for a decade now +>tifa +They're gonna have an option to have her fuck aerith in rebirth, especially seeing how popular her interactions with aerith were in the remake +>rinoa +Rinoa is an unlikeable bitch with zero growth +>yuna +Hopefully they nuked 2.5 onwards, really ruined her +>lightning +>implying she doesn't want to fuck her little sister +They're turning all the bitches into lesbos. +--- 634690035 +>>634681747 +Yawn +--- 634690204 +>>634676998 +lol was thinking the same thing +--- 634690873 +>>634689654 +A universal phrase came up with and used by the religious. Which means no irreligious person should be allowed to use it since they have no respect towards them and shouldn't benefit off them. +--- 634690906 +>>634681979 +You need to go outside and touch grass. You also should lose your virginity fendora +--- 634690938 +>>634688717 +--- 634691054 +>>634690035 +Stfu, Jenny. +I hope you get raped by a pack of rock golems. +--- 634691126 +Ban twitter posters +Ban trannies +Ban redditors +Ban Discord users +Ban the current crop of mods and jannies for being absolute faggots who don't delete this shit on sight +Fuck every single one of you, too. +--- 634691279 +>>634676816 (OP) +Kind of scummy the way LGBT tries to claim every fag. They're a political group, homos aren't part of LGBT by default. +--- 634691389 +>>634691126 +this +--- 634691514 +is horizon zero-players doesnt make your dick inverted, you're a faggot +--- 634691689 +>>634676816 (OP) +lesbians are easy mode and don't count +it's having your cake and eating it too +--- 634692152 +GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY +--- 634692479 +>>634688567 +>>le white have no culture +Aside from having your women fuck dogs, what else do you guys have going for you? +--- 634692489 +>>634677805 +Gays don’t realize this, but they’ll be extremely low priority to save during such events. +When you don’t/can’t breed AND your entire identity is literally just being a fag, survivors will only save you if it’s convient for them. +Gays are at least higher than say Liberals, Bandits, and Jews, who are honestly so low in saving priority that you should go out of your to kill them. Last thing I want as leader of a survivalist group is the Liberal having to choose between saving a child and a gay man. +--- 634692548 +>>634689302 +At least Dehya has constellations and a story quest. +--- 634692573 +>>634692479 +Truly, washing chicken with soap is the peak of culture. +--- 634692614 +>>634692573 +>thinking I'm bl*ck +embarrassing +--- 634692649 +>>634692614 +Sorry, which insignificant tribe are you from? +--- 634692670 +>>634689959 +>nakamura +who? +--- 634692727 +>>634692479 +invented the internet, that you're using to shitpost on right now +--- 634692824 +>>634677090 +Because these are the final days. The Church has been infiltrated and perverted from the inside. +>OH MY GODD GUYS WE GET TO FUCK CHILDREN!! +--- 634692841 +>>634676816 (OP) +Leave it to Sony to make lesbian disgusting. Snoys are fucking faggots +--- 634693008 +>>634692727 +Let's not go down that rabbit hole. +--- 634693140 +>>634693008 +the rabbit hole that shows that white men invented almost everything worth a shit over the last 1000 years? +--- 634693491 +>>634683959 +Can I ask what's your Aloy freeze team? +I'm getting filtered by her coil stack mechanic, gave up freeze and build her for melt team instead +--- 634693695 +>>634677090 +doesn't matter +they'll kneel before the throne when THAT day comes +--- 634693801 +>>634687384 +tell em sister +--- 634693862 +Aloy is supposed to be an asexual autist and these bigot devs are erasing asexual representation by making her a lesbian. +--- 634693875 +>>634676930 +its a homo fujo game, genshit trannies dominated twitter, genshit fujo runs the community on this board, recent updates has really proofed that with male favoritism +--- 634693962 +>>634693140 +You motherfuckers can't even agree who invented what. Fuck. Like 5 people invented the internet if we listen to everybody. It gets even worse when people bring up the past. +--- 634694020 +>>634687857 +Prob their tranny god or satan idk +--- 634694049 +>>634688703 +we can only hope CCP nukes Genshin to preserve it's greatness +--- 634694068 +>>634681747 +Yeah. They are just trying to start a fake controversy to make people talk about this irrelevant mediocre game no one likes +--- 634694105 +>>634685035 +>>634684959 +tldr +--- 634694134 +>>634676816 (OP) +When are they going to accept girls dont like to selfinsert as a lesbian? See Rey, girls fought for their selfinsert to fuck the bad boy, not the nigger or a woman +Also aloy is too fucking ugly for yurifags to care. +Even zoomettes think this lesbian thing is a fetish for older women/lonely men +--- 634694164 +>>634694105 +too fast +--- 634694191 +>The game launches with its first limited 5* being picrel +>Years later, retards are still surprised to find out the game is gay as fuck +fujostacies won on day 1 +--- 634694292 +>>634688636 +>mentally ill "people" +fags, troons and incels +--- 634694346 +>>634681561 +don't listen to those fujo genshill lmao, china just hate women so much censors them to the point they are unaware they themselves are turning gay, the new 2 dude character sharing the same house is so fucking gay, newest female chara dehya kit is so fucking shit beyond believable when all dudes are completely fine, genshit is really a fujo faggot gacha +--- 634694449 +>>634676816 (OP) +>dlc where a protagonist gets a lesbian romance +Hm, seems familiar... but hey, at least they aren't minors this time. +--- 634694574 +>>634689302 +3 star cutie!!!! +--- 634694617 +>>634692824 +Cunnychads, RISE UP +--- 634694647 +>>634692824 +based if true +--- 634694685 +>>634693801 +fuccboi +--- 634694690 +>>634676998 +I hope so, only because I didn't get her and I don't want people enjoying what I can't, buut I'm sure nobody in their right mind is using her. +--- 634694779 +>>634689302 +i still can`t believe what they did to her when all new guys characters is good enough, truly a homo gacha run by women, or maybe dudes just converted into faggots because the CCP girls censorship is just too much, you might as well turn gay with all that granny panties +--- 634694804 +>>634682274 +Weird how all their executives are all still CCP party members. +--- 634694813 +>>634694164 +Cute Paimon. +--- 634694857 +>>634676816 (OP) +Nigga how do you even get this shit to show up on your twitter??? You had to search the terms "aloy" "lesbian" "genshin". You force yourself to get exposed to this degeneracy only to shitpost. +--- 634694870 +>>634680415 +>why are there so many conservative christian larpers on 4chan? +When you slowly start to realize everyone, from all walks of life, hates you and all the LGBTXYZ acceptance was just corporate propaganda to get more of your money. +--- 634694940 +>>634676816 (OP) +Is this really all Aloy's character have to offer? just another girlboss lesbo? How is any of this progressive? +--- 634694986 +>>634676816 (OP) +Don't tell the chinks. +--- 634695019 +>>634677090 +God, much like jesus and christmas, has been secularized. He's ours now. +--- 634695025 +>>634680415 +Atheism+ and the tranny mods of Reddit red pilled an entire generation of edgy kids into becoming half-assed Christians, but I supposed it's better than being a bunker troon +--- 634695036 +>>634677090 +They're already sinning by using His name in vain. +--- 634695091 +>>634677412 +We love hags here. +--- 634695131 +>>634694779 +>>634689302 +The sad part is that her artifacts do less damage than the energy recharge one, makes her have ER problems and its useless for other characters +--- 634695141 +>>634694986 +--- 634695163 +why are female video game protagonist turned into lesbians? +--- 634695184 +>>634695091 +based +--- 634695209 +>>634694164 +She can dance +She can sing +Is there anything Paimon can't do? +--- 634695216 +>>634695163 +(((we))) just don't know +--- 634695263 +>>634676816 (OP) +My take away from this is that she's going to get axed from Genshit +--- 634695271 +>>634677090 +>We're still pretending you can insult a mythological figure. +lol +lmao +ROFL +--- 634695294 +>>634695209 +With all due respect, those aren’t the design choices we were curious about, Mr Afton. +--- 634695324 +>>634677090 +secretly this they know they are sinners and still invoke his name when speaking of something of their control +--- 634695425 +>>634680171 +I've never seen a post so stupid make so much sense +--- 634695441 +>>634695209 +not betray you +--- 634695558 +>>634695131 +i don't even know the purpose of this character, shes unironically worse than xinyan, standard banner is not an excuse when tignari is good, fuck this homo game +--- 634695706 +>>634677090 +>>634687981 +Because God is real and she is trans. +--- 634695712 +>>634680415 +1) Edgy teens larping the edgiest they can because it's part of their angst/maligned developmental process +2) You just have to look at the history of /new/ which became /pol/ which became empowered through the changing of guard when moot abandoned us (who hated /pol/, called it stormfront light and tried to delete it multiple times (he abandoned us because he culturally classes with the mods)) and how the new mods had a hands-off approach to the new /pol/ board. +>this specifically all happened around the time of the great election tourism influx, which makes you wonder if some money or behind the scenes stuff was involved. +--- 634695714 +>>634682060 +>Ching lung chubaca. +--- 634695720 +>>634681979 +Salvation is a free gift retard. Salvation has nothing to do with "being a good person" +--- 634696047 +>>634694857 +Anything genshin post appear on twitter timeline if I look at fanarts it also happened that I learned about Alloy being a trend so those two combined showed up in my timeline even if I don't really follow anyone related. Twitter nowadays thrown you random stuff. +--- 634696106 +>>634695263 +Amber and Eula should follow. The blatant yuribait should worry the CCP +--- 634696151 +>>634696106 +they are just good friends, like Al & Kevin +--- 634696208 +>>634694574 +>no bush +gay +--- 634696231 +>>634696106 +That would imply Mihoyo acknowledging Eula exists, lmao. +--- 634696254 +>>634696208 +based +--- 634696265 +>>634696106 +>>634696151 +Thats not friendship. Every fanart shows the contrary. +--- 634696267 +>>634676816 (OP) +of course they made Aloy gay lmao. Most predictable Sony shit ever +--- 634696271 +>>634696208 +Dehya is very femm, she keeps her self well trimmed. +--- 634696289 +>>634676998 +I fucking hope so. This character is so worthless. +--- 634696314 +>>634696265 +>fanart +--- 634696484 +>>634685528 +Turns out that China is willing to tolerate the gay after their One Child Policy left the nation majority male. Keep the incels sated somehow (lest they revolt and kill all CCP cardholders for lack of pussy) while discouraging lesbianism like the plague now that you've fucked your population growth so hard that India's going to overtake you. +China is a nation historically known for such embarrassments. Imagine going from most populous nation on earth to joining Japan in massive population decline in less than a fucking generation. Worse than that time they began exterminating sparrows because it represented capitalism or some shit and then all the pests the sparrows ate destroyed their crops and they starved. +--- 634696506 +I like NIKKE +--- 634696705 +>>634679790 +seems like it +--- 634696847 +>>634677930 +>the only counties free from degenerate faggot propaganda are formerly communist dystopian shitholes +--- 634696867 +>>634694164 +wtf is this real +--- 634696948 +>>634676816 (OP) +but, like, who cares about a forced nothing-character? +--- 634697024 +The chinks aren't going to like this +--- 634697046 +>>634696948 +No one, that's why they queer'd her out, to get the twitter faggot/outrage bump. +--- 634697064 +>>634694647 +[write a lie] +[post it on twitter] +[screencrap the tweet] +[post the pic on 4chan] +--- 634697217 +>>634695025 +Basically this +--- 634697247 +>>634695712 +Funny that. You tell me that Moot tried to ban free speech, had the same class as Google employees, became a Google employee after trying to squash 4chan (probably under Google's suggestion) - all of which I agree. + +And then you're telling me Moot was the hero of that story. And it is deeply sad that Moot couldn't remove more free speech from 4chan under Google suggestion. + +Funny. +--- 634697251 +>>634683959 +>he R5'd Sac bow +OH NO NO NO NONONO... +--- 634697309 +>>634697251 +so did I, what's wrong? +--- 634697313 +>>634697064 +>get (you)s +>??? +>profit +--- 634697481 +>>634697309 +completely unnecessary and a fucking waste. +--- 634697656 +>>634697481 +oh well +--- 634697657 +>>634690873 +You got it backwards. Since we have no respect for their religion it means we get to use it in vain. +--- 634697742 +>>634695706 +>Christ god is a tranny +>kills millions in a hissy fit +>has no accountability, self reflection or self control +it all makes sense now! +--- 634697814 +>>634677090 +I'm getting sick of you fucking dorks pretending that you're religious on the same site where I've seen some dude blow his fucking head off with a shotgun +--- 634697821 +>>634676816 (OP) +President Xi dislikes this, they will remove Aloy in a month +--- 634697861 +Wait wait wait wait... +people thought Aloy was straight? +--- 634697868 +>>634679805 +You can if you're not a weak willed dog like you +--- 634697964 +>>634697821 +based and redpilled communist destroys lesbian capitalist icon with facts and logic +--- 634697985 +>>634685538 +>REEE believe in my invisible sky daddy or you're a fat neckbeard loser! AAAIYEEEE +That ever worked? +--- 634697994 +>>634697814 +which guy, the brony or the streamer? +anyway, they shot themselves, what's that got to do with 4chan, same vids were posted on reddit and facebook, you dumb tranny +--- 634698015 +>>634676816 (OP) +There is no word "canonically". +--- 634698030 +>>634697481 +>fucking waste +What else are you supposed to do with all these dupe 4*? +--- 634698056 +>>634697861 +she's a hot 5 so Snoys thought they had a chance +--- 634698083 +>>634695712 +ban phoneposting == fix site +--- 634698135 +>>634698030 +I guess he'd want you to get them all up to 90 and and have a 4 sac bow squad. +--- 634698185 +>>634698083 +phoneniggers are the only way chink moot makes ad money, so nope +--- 634698242 +>>634698056 +>she's a hot 5 +She's a hot mess is what she is +--- 634698343 +>>634697247 +>spree feech tard election tourist +opinion discarded + +>>634698083 +can't exactly close that lid, the /pol/ schizos would just do an agent spoofing awareness campaign or something +--- 634698430 +>>634692824 +>The UN: On one hand pressures Japan to ban lolicon anime and manga. On the other pressures nations to be real pedophiles +CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!?! PLEASE! I CAN'T *HONK HONK* ANY LONGER! +--- 634698439 +Aloy being a lesbian was obvious considering she is the clone of one. +--- 634698452 +>>634678585 +Bayonetta +--- 634698480 +>>634698430 +it's fake (probably) +--- 634698505 +>>634698439 +genes don't work that way +--- 634698529 +>>634676816 (OP) +>Constant cuckshit and shipshit +>Pandering to shiptroons and twittertroons +lol +--- 634698541 +>>634697985 +Seeing as how atheists are still bothered at getting called fedoras, I'd say it still works. +--- 634698547 +>>634698505 +Then why has every man I've ever met with a wide mouth been a fag +Checkmate +--- 634698559 +>>634677090 +Because this is the will of Yaweh +--- 634698609 +>please talk about our game +--- 634698618 +>>634698480 +>it's fake (probably) +the fact that you had to put (probably) warrants my reaction. +--- 634698620 +>inb4 they remove aloy from genshin +would be hilarious +--- 634698630 +this is not the genshin thread I was hoping for +--- 634698645 +>>634692489 +Based survivor that has enough time/resources to interview every person they meet in depth. +--- 634698683 +>>634680591 +retard. KYS +--- 634698691 +>>634676816 (OP) +>>634676930 +Peoples sexualities have nothing to do with you. For people who spout freedom, you sure do want the state breathing down peoples necks about what they can and cant do with their own bodies that dont explicitly harm someone (Sexuality, Gender, being Trans) +--- 634698738 +China should remove the Sony character from the game +--- 634698774 +>>634698691 +I know what you are +--- 634698790 +>>634681979 +Jesus that nose! +--- 634698796 +>>634698691 +>being Trans +castration is very much self harm +troons will never be accepted +--- 634698810 +>>634698691 +those things are destructive though + +you just cant say anything or the mafia comes for you, hence the backlash +--- 634698823 +Is this why Sony basically spent zero bucks advertising the DLC? +--- 634698832 +>>634698738 +they might for China, but nobody cares about Aloy enough +--- 634698869 +>>634698823 +Chuds will do all their advertising for them. +--- 634698875 +>>634687857 +almost like subconsciously you think there's something greater than yourself, what a concept +--- 634698950 +>>634698691 +--- 634698967 +>>634684959 +KEK +>>634685035 +HOLY SHIT LMAO! +So. Did she win? +--- 634699021 +>>634687930 +Eula's little fuck toy be packin +--- 634699102 +>>634687618 +>He bought into the Jeht dyke meme +Always hilarious anon +--- 634699140 +>>634699021 +>make amber/eula pairing almost canon +>give Eula her own fuckboy toy +what did Mihoyo mean by this??? +--- 634699150 +>>634694049 +imagine the face she makes when cumming +--- 634699182 +>>634676816 (OP) +The lesbian path is a optional romance route isnt it? Its like saying Shephard is canonically gay because he can romance men +--- 634699220 +>>634699182 +no, it's a story dlc, it's canon +--- 634699234 +>>634677090 +Their God is Fauci. +--- 634699240 +>>634691126 +>Ban twitter posters +Ban trannies +Ban redditors +Ban Discord users +Ban the current crop of mods and jannies for being absolute faggots +>Keep this shit and pin it to the top +Small correction anon. No worries. +--- 634699270 +>>634676998 +Her usage rate is 0.1 percent in Genshin lol +Nobody would ever use her +--- 634699281 +>>634681979 +i wonder how many coins she can hide up her nose from the tax collectors +--- 634699327 +>>634693862 +"Asexuals" are as retarded as they are obnoxious. Most of you masturbate fucking posers. +>Muh representayshun +KYS genetical dead end. +--- 634699332 +>>634699281 +lmao +--- 634699357 +>>634681841 +You will get sued to hell and back were you agree. Protect your genes, protect your semen. +--- 634699374 +>>634699327 +>incels talking about "genetic dead ends" +--- 634699489 +>>634698480 +It's real as far as I know. But it talk more about being more accepting to other people (araps and jungle dwellers mostly) traditions and customs. +--- 634699503 +>>634680415 +Its not a LARP faggot +The Church did nothing wrong and they didnt kill enough troons +--- 634699542 +>>634680591 +>Conventionally attractive women cant exist outside of porn +???? I dont understand this reasoning. Why? +--- 634699569 +>>634676816 (OP) +So apart from having nice water graphics is this game any good or unique compared to Tomb Raider and other open world games? +--- 634699572 +>>634698030 +Unironically >>634698135. Sac bow is so good you'd always want more of them. Refinements barely give a boost in functionality while you're sacrificing putting a meta weapon on another character. +Only reason to do it is if you DGAF about your other bow characters and barely/don't use them at all. +--- 634699605 +>>634676816 (OP) +You don't need Aloy for that. These two are blatant carpet munchers. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKdnMfy-KkM [Embed] +--- 634699639 +>>634698185 +moot's long gone anon. And he took /l/ with him the piece of shit +--- 634699654 +>>634681561 +There was 1 lesbian NPC (Jeht) but she got instantly retconned lol +The Kaveh shit is probably just a accident. I think they genuinely just wanted a adversial relationship - hes probably gonna be retconned into a womanizer eventually +--- 634699671 +>>634699542 +>expecting any real argument out of them +LMFAO +--- 634699702 +>>634698343 +>He thinks freedom of expression is a 2016 thing +The internet was always about freedom of expression you fucking larping tourist. +--- 634699729 +>>634699654 +>retconned +--- 634699753 +>>634698343 +> the /pol/ schizos would just do an agent spoofing awareness campaign or something +How powerful is /pol/, realistically? +--- 634699774 +>>634699639 +/l/ was never a thing, a mistake that lasted only few weeks +--- 634699775 +The red and blue chicks are already 100% fucking. +--- 634699839 +>>634699775 +not so fast, troon +--- 634699891 +>Aloy gay +How boring. +--- 634699895 +>>634699374 +>AIIIYYYEE YOUR'RE AN INCEL +--- 634699896 +>>634680591 +just look at them +--- 634699945 +>>634699503 +>The Church did everything wrong INCLUDING not killing enough troons. +FTFY +--- 634699949 +>>634699896 +BILLIONS MUST SLAVE +--- 634700008 +>>634699896 +>>634699949 +>they enslaved millions +stunning and brave +--- 634700010 +>>634677805 +It's post-apocalyptic in the sense that it's set centuries after an apocalyptic event. Otherwise there is no shortage of people, or even the idea that there used to be a civilization that needs to be rebuilt, because everything about the past was forgotten. +Of course chuds started ranting without having any idea what they're talking about, as usual. +--- 634700017 +>>634699654 +Kaveh acts like a histerical stacy. Its so cliche that in no way it was accidental +--- 634700019 +>>634699839 +Did those two even interact in the game? That blonde girl was released like two weeks ago or something. +--- 634700025 +>>634699671 +I hate this bitch so much it's unreal +--- 634700068 +>>634700019 +>blonde girl +Anon... +--- 634700082 +>>634700019 +99% of actual character interaction takes place off game +--- 634700112 +>>634699605 +Ooh I see +--- 634700137 +>>634680591 +Come on. I like me some WEGs but most don't even get finished +--- 634700186 +I've never seen anyone say Horizon is their favorite game. Not the first, not the second, not the VR game. These games supposedly sell tens of millions of copies, yet I have never seen a dedicated fan group to them, no mod support, nobody listing them as a top X game of the year or top X game all-time, nobody saying Aloy is a great character a la Lara Croft or, hell, even 2B. Nothing. It's very phony. The whole series is soulless and bland, it's about metal fucking dinosaurs yet it's so boring. Even more boring than Killzone. +--- 634700190 +>>634699774 +A blessing that was taken too soon from us you mean! +--- 634700197 +These threads are proof /v/ doesn't actually give a shit about freedom of speech, and only cry about censorship when they don't like it. +If they could they would gladly ban all "woke" games, whatever that means to them. +--- 634700205 +>>634700082 +Like, in fanart? That doesn't count. +--- 634700261 +>>634700190 +nah, they never keep it to 2d, anons will always end talking about real girls, molesting, posting actual CP +--- 634700267 +>>634680591 +The fuck is a WEG? Is this a zoomer genre like battle royale shit? +--- 634700269 +>>634684959 +this kind of mental illness is what virgins think relationships are like +--- 634700275 +>>634699839 +Now this but with Shenhe and Chongyun right next to them +--- 634700320 +>>634676816 (OP) +Imagine doing coke off her tummy bros. +--- 634700323 +>>634700186 +Step outside this shitty echo chamber once in a while, or better yet, get over your fucking obsession with this game already. +--- 634700446 +>>634700323 +I'm pretty normal my dude, and /v/ isn't the only gaming site I go to (no I don't go on Reddit). I see comments like mine all the time, nobody knows where these supposed fans are. Horizon currently has less people streaming it than RE4, a game that's a month old. +--- 634700447 +>>634700261 +Just ban that. Jannytrannys are up 24/7 deleting threads and posts that trigger them. Sure they can handle doing actual moderation for once. +--- 634700476 +>>634700205 +the menus in character pages, about them section, flavor text written from (your) pov has them talk to yo about them, and their relationships with all the other characters, history and what not +--- 634700490 +>>634700269 +I literally dated a chick this mentally ill once anon. Some men do it more than once, stupidly. +--- 634700528 +>>634676816 (OP) +Pay attention, class. +this is what grasping for straws looks like. +--- 634700564 +>>634700476 +So, did they fuck in the menu text? +--- 634700567 +>>634700476 +anon you're responding is probably a spacebar masher or a secondary. Of course he wouldn't know about that! +--- 634700626 +>>634700564 +>He's acting retarded +Ok anon. That's enough attention for today. +--- 634700727 +>snoy marketers spam thread until it gets a culture war response +>>634695712 +>retardera troons show up +This DLC will be forgotten in a week, like everything else in the franchise +--- 634700781 +>>634700626 +I'll take that as a no. I knew it was just fanart, don't get my hopes up next time. +--- 634700802 +>>634700564 +of course not, no one does +they are good friends +>>634700567 +troon +--- 634700871 +>>634700727 +Horizon 3rd, will surely top the charts! +Aloy will become FtM!!! +--- 634700930 +>>634700802 +>mind filled with nothing but trannies +A true tragedy +--- 634700984 +>>634700930 +>make a fag thread +>pretend you don't exist +lmao +--- 634701015 +>>634700984 +>still coping +my condolences. +--- 634701051 +>Could have had Jin Sakai +>Even fits more into the setting. +Makes sense, I guess. All of the women Genshin characters wouldn't be able to fight with that fucking waterfall between their legs. +--- 634701074 +>>634676816 (OP) +Not a cult btw +--- 634701108 +>>634700186 +Horizon are not bad games, but they are dragged down by Aloy being a nasty cunt with a terrible voice actress and a worse face. +Not even feminists like Aloy. Maybe because they are nasty cunts too and dont want to see themselves in the mirror +--- 634701135 +>>634688729 +>Play FGO +>Get rewarded with Tiamat mommy milkies and pandering right now +kek +--- 634701318 +>>634701108 +Nah, it's a bad game. +Having the MC be shit, the story be shit make the games shit despite the good core gameplay of fun dino hunting. +I bought the 1st one cause it was an exclusive (lmao) and put in ~170 hours doing everything, the key was to use the french dub, she was so much better in French. +--- 634701416 +>>634701051 +He'll have a fag boyfriend in the sequel. +They will say it's 100% historical, as it was. +--- 634701548 +>>634701416 +He was a perfect simp in the first game +"I must hunt down this murderous archer and make her pay for all she did... Oh no, she is hot!" +--- 634701562 +>>634676816 (OP) +im so glad i dont care about shit like this +trying to get internet cookies for having an opinion, thinking OMG GAY IN GENSHIN YAAAAS + +kill yo selves my men +--- 634701848 +>>634676816 (OP) +Can't this chink spy software just die already? +--- 634702029 +>>634701848 +Can't you read, Sony is trying their best to kill it. +--- 634702102 +>>634676816 (OP) +>>634676816 (OP) +So lesbians even like Aloy? I could understand girls wanting to be kissed by pic related, but Aloy? +--- 634702163 +>>634701848 +Never, tendie +--- 634702204 +>>634701848 +all gachas die, just wait a few years, lmao +--- 634702236 +okay /v/ i need some out of the box thinking here. I primarily dont understand the idea of representation for these people. why do they think a character being LGBTQ has anything to do with them or is important? videogames are fantastical fiction and i might be being mentally deficient but im not sure how sharing a sexuality with a strong fictional character that lives in a tribe and stabs robots means theyre anything at all like the person who YAAS's over them. + +i cant figure out if its a lack of identity or not. why do you want to be represented in games when you dont have any of the struggles of the "POC" or "LGBTQ" character that appears? is it monkey brain "dey look like me :o!" or do people genuinely need someone who looks and sounds like them in order to have empathy for the character portrayed. + +i couldnt give less of a shit about there being no black people in FFXVI for example because its not a story about me or "my people" and i have genuinely no clue what adding a coloured guy is supposedly supposed to add in terms my understanding of the narrative and empathy for its characters. + +i feel fuckin stupid but at the same time i think making a character a lesbian to appeal to lesbians instead of actually articulating or writing any sort of femininity is a massive fucking cop-out and the people celebrating it are celebrating being propgadised to instead of having good characters +--- 634702289 +>>634676998 +>>634680857 +Honkai is still around. Also Tencent is out of favour with the CCP recently. They like miHoYo a a lot more. +--- 634702483 +>>634702289 +nobody cares about honkai, genshin is the global success poster child for china soft power... of course that was before covid, I wonder if they invade Taiwan, will US ban genshin, lmao +--- 634702492 +>>634702289 +Censorship is the ccp's form of love then? Kill youself, ccp pooh faggot +--- 634702673 +>>634702236 +Its the new political activism, the only thing you need to understand is that in the time college students and "intelectuals" are wasting time defending gay and black rights on a crusade to nowhere they are not thinking about socialism or the class conflict (basically the rich are happier this way) +--- 634702714 +>>634681979 +And your made up genders don't exists either. I guess you're just as retarded as this "enemy" of yours. +--- 634702735 +>>634680520 +it did, but then they killed all the lesbians and stopped with the yuri +--- 634702993 +>>634676816 (OP) +>based sony sticking it to the CCP +gotta love the power of subversion lmao +--- 634704696 +>>634697985 +You just proved him right, dumbass. +--- 634704909 +>>634702993 +She's 100% getting removed now, although she isn't available anyway, but I think they'll remove her from all accounts now. As long as enough people contact CCP officials +--- 634705237 +>>634689302 +Dehya at least looks cute. Aloy is garbage both visually and in gameplay, no one ever uses her. +--- 634705374 +>>634684409 +>>634685345 +>>634694870 +>>634699503 +>no one +>christfags +>Muh Troooooons! +you niggers are just as bad as the trannies you seethe about +--- 634705537 +>>634676816 (OP) +Oh look, another modern ugly bitch is a carpet muncher ! +--- 634706672 +>>634697742 +You're made in his image anon +--- 634707060 +>>634704909 +>Dear CCP and Xi, I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to share some of my concerns regarding the recent inclusion of a lesbian video game character in one of your games. As a player, I appreciate diversity and representation in media, but I worry that some players may feel uncomfortable with this addition. As a supporter of the great Chinese nation, I understand the importance of cultural sensitivity and respect. I would like to suggest that perhaps a warning or content advisory could be added for players who may not feel comfortable with this type of content, so that they can choose whether or not to engage with it. Thank you for your time and consideration. +sending them mail right now +--- 634707191 +>>634706672 +Damn, i feel sorry for Him then, if my ugly mug is anything to go by. +--- 634707304 +>>634676816 (OP) +WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY?!?? +--- 634707361 +>>634697247 +Mate there's no "free speech" here, this place is just a controlled opposition honey pot under firm glowy control, you ain't doing shit +--- 634707461 +>>634681169 +It's not that crazy. Light and color changes as the universe ages. +--- 634707480 +>>634677090 +Because I preemptively started mocking them by saying Oh My Science. :) +--- 634707657 +>>634707304 +that vid prevented me from buying the second one +--- 634707696 +>>634677439 +If I'm not wrong. Emily from dishonored 2 isn't, canonically at least. +Still they let the gender of her partner ambiguous, so her sexuality right now is just a big Schrodinger's cat. +Better than anything I suppose. +--- 634707732 +>>634685345 +>>anyone who dislikes mutt identity faggot shit is a conservative christian larper +Not but +>why do they always use His name like that to celebrate sin? +obviously is +--- 634707823 +>>634700261 +If that's the justification then /v/ should've died long ago. +--- 634707854 +im gonna start celebrating straight white dudes like this +--- 634707951 +>>634699671 +>Trish +>Lady +Devilish. +--- 634708173 +>>634676816 (OP) +Well, the genshin aloy is cute unlike the real one so I doubt she is gay like the real one. +--- 634708426 +>>634698343 +Let me guess, you're also an advocate for real id on the internet right? Go die in a fucking ditch you fucking faggot cocksucker +--- 634709917 +>>634677090 +>All those replies +I see reddit has arrived +--- 634710008 +>>634676816 (OP) +>LGBT character +No, just L. L's don't typically associate with any of those other faggots except maaaaaybe B's but only if those B's are feeling L'ish. +--- 634710694 +>>634710008 +shut the fuck up lesbians are the worst group of the lgbt community +--- 634710927 +>>634699503 +>Its not a LARP faggot +>I wholeheartedly believe in peace and goodwill among men +>I will murder you if you don't believe what I believe +--- 634710942 +>lesbian +:( +>lesbian, japan +:) +Why the double standards? Fags are fags whether they're amerifats or bugmen +--- 634711465 +>>634710927 +to be fair, troons aren't humans anymore, killing them is an act of mercy +--- 634711920 +>>634700190 +Source? +--- 634712419 +>>634684959 +>>634685035 +The only good lesbo relationships are inherently manipulative and abusive. +--- 634712517 +>>634676816 (OP) +They mean LGB. T has been exiled for being terrorists. +--- 634712601 +>Horizon threads never pass 100 commen... ACK +--- 634713258 +>>634687981 +Do you want them to unironically say OH MY SCIENCE +--- 634713880 +>>634679880 +based +--- 634714943 +>>634677090 +>god +BUILT FOR BBC diff --git a/v/634681313.txt b/v/634681313.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4f9b736712e8aaba520fed5569f090eeed82aa32 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634681313.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1277 @@ +----- +--- 634681313 +Pick your castle. +--- 634681704 +>>634681313 (OP) +Does literally any game take place in the last stage? +--- 634681907 +>>634681704 +>devs design a level that is literally impossible to beat +--- 634681920 +>>634681704 +>>634681704 +Medieval II: Total War, sort of? The last stage development of Castles means it has three metal gates to break down before the inner courtyard can be accessed. +However, none of the siege designs in that game feature a drawbridge. +--- 634682327 +>>634681313 (OP) +Anyone who picks anything other than 1428 is a cuck who is ngmi +--- 634684304 +>>634682327 +None of these cucks made it once gunpowder became a thing +--- 634685221 +>>634681704 +Total War Fall of the Samurai +--- 634687395 +>>634685221 +>hmm, how will we let the play know this is a japanese castle? +>make it a ninja star! +Bravo CA +--- 634687557 +Are there any games that let you design your own castle/castle town? +--- 634687609 +>>634687395 +Actually this is called a Bastion Fort and was used all across Europe you mutt retard. +--- 634688652 +>>634687557 +Seconding this +--- 634690157 +>>634687557 +>>634688652 +AoE +--- 634692031 +>>634681313 (OP) +The first one looks very comfy +--- 634694087 +>>634692031 +remember that toilets hadn't been invented yet so the whole place would have smelled like shit +--- 634694248 +BROS I CANT STOP FORTIFYING +--- 634694310 +WHEREEVER I AM, I MUST ALSO FOORTIFY +--- 634694395 +>>634681704 +I think Empire or Napoleon Total War had star fort seiges. +--- 634694514 +>>634681313 (OP) +High middle ages is peak. As soon as they start adding anti-cannon shit I lose interest. +--- 634694651 +>>634694248 +>>634694310 +I'M COMING FOR YOU +--- 634694694 +>>634681313 (OP) +The dates are way off and looks like disney shit past the third one with no wooden battlements + +Did an American make this? +--- 634694846 +>>634681313 (OP) +>Castle in 882 was built a thousand years after pic related +So this is the power of germanics. +--- 634694867 +>>634681313 (OP) +>Dig a trench +>Spend thousands of years being physically limited by it instead of just filling it then digging a new one further away +--- 634694892 +>>634681313 (OP) +Can't place that there m'lord +--- 634695027 +keep posting castle designs, i need inspiration +--- 634695159 +>>634695027 +--- 634695305 +>>634694651 +--- 634695357 +RARRRRGHHH I MUST FOOOORT +--- 634695527 +>>634687609 +Wow anon you are so observant and intelligent +--- 634695789 +>a gorrillion games set in medival times where attack a castle by climbing a ladder up the walls +>zero games set in early gunpowder era where you zig zag trenches up to an enemy's walls, dig tunnels underneath and plant bombs, defend against sorties trying to destroy your shit, and slowly work your way through the strongest defenses of the premodern era +What fucking gives? +--- 634696141 +>>634695789 +I'd like a game set in the Burgundian Wars, where you have a bit of both +--- 634696493 +>>634694846 +When reading history books, I sometimes lose track of how much time actually passed between the fall of Rome and the rest of Europe advancing at least past "mud hut pig farms" stage of development. +For people in the bottom pic, the ruins might as well have been constructed by aliens, considering how much knowledge was lost. +--- 634696734 +>>634696493 +Some Early Medieval people did attribute Roman remains to a vanished supernatural race. Greeks did the same with the Minoans. +But the grand Gothic cathedrals and castles of the Late Middle Ages surpassed anything the Romans ever built. +--- 634696757 +>>634694248 +>>634694310 +>>634695357 +CRASSUS +FORTING ISN'T WORKING CRASSUS +WHAT DO WE DO CRASSUS +--- 634696880 +>>634696757 +THEY'LL RUN OUT OF ARROWS EVENTUALLY +--- 634696928 +>>634696493 +>When reading history books, I sometimes lose track of how much time actually passed between the fall of Rome and the rest of Europe advancing at least past "mud hut pig farms" stage of development. +That's because "Dark ages" are not called dark because people were dark due to not washing themselves, they are called dark because there's no reliable way to see what was going on there because nothing checks sources describing those periods or even verifying their time of origin. Chronology is not an exception. It is entirely possible that large periods of medieval were outright inserted to pad the gap between original and new European civilizations. Any account involving fantasy anime characters like Charlemagne or Jeanne d'Ark is prime suspect in being fiction. It is possible that at least 3-5 centuries didn't happen. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis +--- 634696985 +>>634696141 +>Lance +>Knife on a stick + +>Halberd +>Axe on a stick + +>??? +>Bow on a stick + +Bros, could this be the weapon to surpass metal gear? +--- 634697049 +>>634696985 +ENTER +--- 634697051 +>>634696928 +?? what are you talking about? there's dated church records for Jeanne d'Arc, dunno about Charlemagne though. +--- 634697082 +>>634681704 +Assassin's Creed Black Flag +--- 634697154 +>>634696928 +That only applies to the very early middle ages, certainly not a 15th century character like Jeanne +--- 634697180 +>>634696985 +--- 634697204 +>>634696928 +what a reddit conspiracy theory holy shit +I had no idea people, much less "historians", were actually this retarded +--- 634697290 +>>634697049 +easily scared and easily pelted with arrows and javelins. +--- 634697307 +>>634697051 +Wait till you find out that no other party had enough control over information to check whatever the fuck church writes in its records, this control appeared only after printing press became widespread, which is 17th century. Church could write that Rome was destroyed 3000 years ago and not 500 years ago, nobody would be able to contest this claim because nobody even has sufficient knowledge of their own to stand on. +Although "100 year war" related shit was made up not by church but by France and Britain themselves, to tell everyone that they wuz kangs with powerful centralized monarchies even back then, and definitely not a clusterfucks of feudal patchwork and pirate bases. +--- 634697387 +>>634697180 +--- 634697458 +>>634697396 +based +--- 634697502 +>>634697307 +>Wait till you find out that no other party had enough control over information to check whatever the fuck church writes in its records, +that makes no sense either, there was certainly independent sources for 15th century history, lol +>Although "100 year war" related shit was made up not by church but by France and Britain themselves, to tell everyone that they wuz kangs with powerful centralized monarchies even back then, and definitely not a clusterfucks of feudal patchwork and pirate bases. +bro what +--- 634697572 +>>634697307 +>they wuz kangs +Yes. +--- 634697698 +>play game how I want +>team goes apeshit cause I'm not doing what some eceleb said was most optimal +Metafags were the worst thing throughout history +--- 634697850 +>>634697698 +I hate this fucking white nigger like you wouldn't believe. How the fuck did the manly chad Alexander III sire such a weak son? +--- 634697852 +>>634697698 +fucking lol +--- 634697932 +>>634697502 +>independent sources +The only way to validate that text is real and not forged, is to have large volumes of that text being spread, so existence of those copies, which are practically impossible to fully destroy, would threaten any attempt to alter text or create fraudulent "account" giving different descriptions with their sudden reappearance. Only printing press provides this. There is no way to be sure in authenticity of records before age of printing press, not with monopolies of information which existed. +Nobody is claiming that some thing absolutely didn't happen, only that it's impossible to verify if they happened or not. And if accounts of event involve bullshit which doesn't happen in real life, it is absolutely warranted to doubt authenticity of those. +--- 634697952 +>>634697396 +This looks like a transgender castle +--- 634698053 +>>634694248 +>>634694310 +That's cool and all, but a wolf from snow biome can bite thru it in mere seconds. + +>>634697698 +>using strats from 10 balance patches old version +Haha let me enjoy things. play it MY way, dum metafags haha +--- 634698059 +>Yakubians discussing thier """""""""""""""""history""""""""""""""""" again +Lmao +--- 634698068 +>>634681313 (OP) +1125 or 1215 for me +--- 634698076 +>>634681673 +8 then switch to 1 when I feel like camping out +--- 634698219 +>>634697290 +I imagine war elephants would be trained to not spook easily. +Horses spook easily but war horses were still a thing +--- 634698232 +>>634695357 +why did you post a picture for ants? +--- 634698282 +>>634698219 +nah horses don't spook easily because they're stupid. Elephants are smart enough to know that spiky sticks = danger no matter how much training they have. +--- 634698296 +>>634681313 (OP) +>>634681704 +>>634685221 +someone spoonfeed the advantage of the star/spade shape for the walls to me. +--- 634698321 +>>634697290 +>>634698219 +thai armies had people specifically designated to protect the elephants from such attacks +--- 634698354 +>>634698296 +Maximizes your own cannon firing positions while minimizing the damage enemy artillery does +--- 634698436 +>>634681313 (OP) +This castle was so impregnable that it fell to ancient Guardian automatons and was struck by a attack from the inside by Calamity ganon +--- 634698457 +>>634694846 +I feel like contemporary humans are shitty now, I couldn't imagine living through this. 1000 years of pearls before swine +--- 634698489 +>>634696493 +The people who still lived in Rome knew exactly who built the ruins. The ambiguity was in places like England, where jews claimed to have built the Roman ruins. +--- 634698495 +>>634698282 +>Elephants are smart enough to know that spiky sticks = danger +So are humans. +But what do I know. To me it feels like if you use pain to train your elephant to charge pointy stick people it might work. Torture an animal, even a smart animal, long enough and you can break its will and cause it to act near-automatically +--- 634698548 +>>634698296 +Cannon balls would bounce off the sloped/angular walls with earthworks behind them +They were also kept as shallow as possible to not offer a big target, so while militarily more effective they could never be as imposing as earlier castles +--- 634698549 +>>634697698 +>Be french and angloid +>Get saved by this man in world war which they would have lost without him +>They repay by betraying him and assisting germs and international terrorists in killing him and his family, because they don't want to share victory with anyone and Russia absolutely must not have muh straits +>World was supposed to be theirs, however somehow it becomes America's world instead, something Russia would never permit if it existed +>Got so butthurt about your vile treachery which returned to you and doomed you to your present state, you start spreading bullshit about how Nicholas was drooling retard who had no idea who he is and his wife (member of British royal family) was fucking some hobo +He indeed made many mistakes, for example relaxing around french and angloids, but they don't talk about those. + +>>634697850 +>manly chad Alexander III +What? Alexander III was a fuckup. He was never supposed to even be an emperor and was never raised to, he got to because intended heir died. There are reasons to suspect that he was directly involved in killing of his father, who knew that and planned to pass crown to younger son. His quality rule introduced or aggravated many systemic issues which eventually doomed the empire. If anything Nicholas was pretty impressive for not allowing it to be destroyed in 1905, but it is unclear if it was mathematically possible to save it and not just stall its destruction after Alexander III. +--- 634698714 +>>634698615 +cool +--- 634698881 +the end +--- 634699091 +>>634698549 +>Be french and angloid +Memba when they bailed out Turkey when Russia almost destroyed Ottoman Empire? Yeah, good times. +--- 634699101 +>>634698881 +Man, artillery really ruined warfare. All I can think about is how in more modern times castles would get ground to rubble in minutes from miles away +--- 634699167 +>>634698232 +Why did either of you post a picture in Fr*nch +--- 634699248 +>>634698457 +I fucking wish I lived in the middle ages instead of a maddening hyperstimulatory digital hellscape +--- 634699271 +>>634698296 +ignore the other two retards that don't know the difference between an ravelin and their own assholes. the star shape is not neccessary for simple deflection, the glacis angle handles that just fine on its own. + +the bastion juts out so you can fire on assaulting troops even when they're right up to the wall. +--- 634699314 +HEY ALEXANDER! + +FUCK YOU +--- 634699328 +>>634699248 +I often daydream about this too, but actually knowing a little bit about history the chances are your life would be relatively miserable. +--- 634699345 +>>634699091 +And now their capitals look like Istanbul. Which leaves a question, what exactly modern Europe is, and is it European civilization at all in a sense that Rome was European. Perhaps getting brown is not some genocidal disaster as /pol/tards screech, but merely a world adjusting itself to intended state. +--- 634699348 +>>634699248 +I don't, imagine being burned and called a witch because of religious zealots +--- 634699354 +>>634681313 (OP) +980 A.D. .... home.... +--- 634699375 +>>634695789 +for some reason people think nothing happened between the middle ages which they think of as lord of the rings but without the orcs and ww1. any attempt at showing otherwise makes them seethe. you can see this with age of empires 3 where the number 1 complaint was that it wasn't medieval anymore. +--- 634699437 +>hmm im going to stay in this area for a few hours tops +>better FOOORT +--- 634699479 +AUUUGHHHHH IM FOOORTING +--- 634699509 +>>634698282 +m8 horses spook from a fucking bumblebee +--- 634699545 +>>634699248 +turn off your computer and walk outside, hypocrite faggot +--- 634699581 +Meanwhile the entire time there was a city in the corner of Europe which was as glorious as peak Rome, until it was destroyed and turned into a village amidst ruins (like Rome itself) after Western Europeans threw a huge chimpout over not getting paid by its retard politicians +Sticking to the point though, the dark age was not evenly distributed and some places totally collapsed, while in other places the systems stayed very similar except everything got a bit shittier and less safe +--- 634699586 +MUST DIG EARTHWORKS +MUST RAISE FORTIFICATIONS +--- 634699619 +>>634681313 (OP) +the first one is basically the witcher 3 +--- 634699621 +>>634699437 +>>634699479 +needs more blur +--- 634699656 +>>634699348 +Instead you're burned out and called a nazi by cultural zealots. +--- 634699663 +>>634699586 +>curtain wall LOWER than the surrounding cliffs +bruh +--- 634699776 +>>634699328 +>>634699348 +>>634699545 +>implying I can control myself and step away from screens +then you have the audacity to bitch about zoomers. exposing kids to this shit can only end in one way +The same impulses that drove past generations of high achievers just drive people into porn, game, tiktok addiction these days. Passion and hard work are complete memes and fundamentally ridiculous concepts. +Yeah no shit I don't REALLY want to live back then, what I really want is to sit at home gooning all day on my adderall prescription +--- 634699792 +>>634699314 +>Parmenio, do you see that island? +>I want to walk out there +--- 634699946 +>>634699621 +I hecking love Depth of Field +--- 634700048 +more castles and fortifications please +--- 634700157 +>>634700048 +God, imagine being the shit-shoveller and that's your life right there. +Even by medieval standards, did you have any chance of getting a girl if you work as a shit-shoveler? Did it at least pay relatively well? +--- 634700164 +>>634697396 +Gender reveal castle. +--- 634700192 +more designs, im about to FOOOORRRTT +--- 634700195 +>>634700157 +no one knows +--- 634700241 +>>634698436 +To be fair both the massive sheikah magitech facilities housing the guardians and the sealed Calamity Ganon were beneath the castle. +--- 634700242 +>>634698296 +reduces surface area vulnerable to artillery fire but, more importantly, gives you more enfilade fire against attackers. Your own guns will always have an angle against anyone approaching the walls or zeroing in on them. There are alternative designs to the star forts, one guy doing so purely because he hated star forts, but they're simple and effective until artillery became so strong that large fixed positions became worthless anyways. Imagine trying to garrison a fortress and then getting gas bombed, no damn point. +--- 634700247 +>>634700157 +SOVL +--- 634700256 +>>634684371 +Nice. My brother used to play this game all the time. I was too young to really understand it, but I remember it vividly. +--- 634700302 +>>634700048 +CLEAN IT UP PEASANT +--- 634700349 +>>634700157 +Pleb that serves in the castle is likely higher than pleb that just farms dirt all day in terms of social status. +--- 634700391 +>>634700302 +>jabs a pointy stick up your butt +--- 634700439 +>>634694846 +Preserving an Empire isn't a good thing, when it degrades it's people into wretches, is a corruption of everything that led it to success in the first place and is reliant on foreign barbarians to defend itself in the first place. +When Rome fell, contemporaries were glad the nightmare was finally over. +--- 634700473 +>>634700349 +I guess a pleb that works at a castle is more appealing marriage-wise than a pleb that works outside one, shit-shoveller or not. +And hey, at least when the enemy armies kill and rape everyone in the area, you'll be relatively safe with your shit-shovel in the castle. +--- 634700502 +>>634700157 +Yes. Shit shoveling was super important, it was the only way to make gunpowder for a while. +--- 634700508 +>>634698549 +ww1 basically can be summed up with +>germams amd russian have stupid leaders +>britain and france have evil leaders +--- 634700534 +>>634681704 +Rampart +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7j5_ib701w [Embed] +--- 634700583 +>>>634700391 +tfw you have to fortify the toilet against oriental butt stabber assassins +--- 634700609 +>>634700534 +Did this game have a sequel(s)? +Some part of my brain wants to tell me I've played this game or a game with similar wall-building mechanics, but this looks way before my time +--- 634700734 +>>634700583 +Little did the daimyo's shinobi know, today was the first time the castle was partaking in a supper of an imported dish from the Spaniards, the humble taco. +--- 634700830 +>>634700157 +Man, you don't need to be specific, just say "I work for the Liege" and all the farm girls will be wet (kind of stinky at the time thought) for (You) +--- 634700835 +>his portcullis doesn't have murder holes +lmaoing at ur gate m8 +--- 634700915 +>>634700242 +>Imagine trying to garrison a fortress and then getting gas bombed, no damn point. +that's called a bunker and as was amply demonstrated in ww1, gas is less deadly to someone wearing a gas mask than high explosives are to someone wearing a helmet +--- 634700980 +>>634700835 +>milord, some of our soldiers didn't take too kindly to the tacos and are stricken with the scoots +>give the lads some water and tell them to park their arses over the murder holes at the south portcullis, and tell them to hold till the bandits break through. Bastards will never see it coming! +--- 634701003 +>>634700915 +A bunker is many, many times smaller than a fort. And a command bunker is still smaller and also underground exerting no control over the surrounding area. You're not chucking several hundred dudes into one bunker on normandy a s a garrison, you're putting 5 in there as a local hard point, not a regional one. +--- 634701013 +>>634700830 +>I spoke to that Henry, he seemed nice. Said he worked for the Liege, too! +>Oh, you mean Henry, the shit-shoveller? The one who shovel's the Liege's stinky turds into a bucket and carries them to the shit-creek? +These places had populations in the hundreds, someone's bound to know you're the shit-shoveller +--- 634701016 +>>634694248 +>>634694310 +Game? +--- 634701063 +>>634701003 +>A bunker is many, many times smaller than a fort. +shut the fuck up, you don't know shit about the topic if you're saying something this utterly retarded +--- 634701080 +>>634701016 +Valheim +--- 634701098 +>>634701063 +Nigger a single bunker, even part of a system, is not the same scale nor function as a goddamned star fort. +--- 634701112 +>>634698457 +>1000 years of pearls before swine +What the fuck does this even mean? Fucking retard trying to sound like they have a modicum of actual thought with your word salad +--- 634701154 +>>634700830 +>>634701013 +being the king's shit shoveller is a prestigious position. can't let just any pleb touch the royal excrement. +--- 634701201 +>>634701098 +are you playing remarkably tedious word games, or are you actually this retarded? +--- 634701204 +>>634701080 +I remember that game being FOTM not too long ago. +Is it still being worked on or did the dev take the money and run once it had it's 15 minutes? +I've yet to try it but it is on my watch list. +--- 634701279 +>>634700980 +still sounds better than boiling tar tbqh +--- 634701312 +>>634700242 +>There are alternative designs to the star forts, one guy doing so purely because he hated star forts +I desire to know more. +--- 634701350 +>>634701204 +with a marketing push like that i'm assuming it's a shit & run +--- 634701363 +>>634701204 +It's being worked on and updated, the devs release regular blog posts/articles. +Thought progress is slow, they're a small™ indie™ company™ +--- 634701372 +>>634698615 +LONDON +O +N +D +O +N +--- 634701403 +>>634701279 +what if boiling poop? +--- 634701456 +Just saying as a species we should go back to building castles i mean society is gonna collapse and revert us all to feudalism anyway so we may as well get things ready, and imagine the job creation +--- 634701878 +>>634699509 +>>634698495 +No, you misunderstand. Do you know how we were able breed a war horse to not startle from gun shots or flee from pointy sticks? +By breeding the dumbest and most complacent horse possible without being too stupid to run. That's a war horse. they can charge into screaming gun fire and ignore fatal threats because they legitimately cannot comprehend anything going on around them other than man on back says WHEEE + +You can't breed Elephants to be that stupid because their brains are bigger than ours. +--- 634701932 +>>634701878 +elephant hands typed this post +--- 634702048 +>>634701878 +But could you not in theory abuse an elephant long enough that it fears getting hurt by its owners more than it does the people it's charging at? +That's how they got 'em to do circus tricks and act as mounts in the first place +--- 634702147 +>>634699581 +>a city in the corner of Europe which was as glorious as peak Rome +Name of city? +--- 634702197 +>>634702147 +Istanbul :) +--- 634702248 +>>634702048 +Anon stop trying to make war elephants a thing, brown people have been trying for thousands of years and never got it to work. They were outdated even before chariots were a thing. +--- 634702264 +>>634699581 +>Western Europeans threw a huge chimpout over not getting paid by its retard politicians +Should've paid, darkie +--- 634702279 +>>634700349 +absolutely not +people who worked with shit in any capacity were social pariahs +they wouldn't be allowed to eat at the same table as anyone else, wouldn't be allowed in taverns, would have to sit at the back of church, could only marry children of other shit shovelers etc. + +they could often earn decent to good wages, but what good is money if half the traders won't even deal with you? +--- 634702348 +it's telling that tsargrad's greatest works were all accomplished before 1450 +--- 634702393 +>>634702248 +Indian war elephants worked pretty well, course those sick bastards put poisoned swords on their tusks and sat ontop of them with guns +--- 634702404 +>>634702279 +On that point, why were butchers also treated like untouchables? It's just weird that people handling your food were treated poorly. In Japan butchers were pariahs. +--- 634702463 +>>634687557 +You could build your own castle walls in battle for middle earth which was fun. +--- 634702560 +>>634702404 +This is true for many cultures. It isn't said anywhere, but there are cules that jews were often employed as untouchable butchers in antiquity, because their religion has metric fuckton of butchery related rituals. +--- 634702564 +>>634702404 +not sure why Japan did that, not well versed in Japanese history +but in medieval Europe a butcher was a decently respected job, even having officially registered guilds during the later part of the medieval era + +in europe the real pariah jobs were anything to do with human waste products or executioners +--- 634702565 +>>634702404 +Probably some old superstition/stigma about handling blood and corpses. +From what I understand, undertakers were pariahs in lots of places too +--- 634702624 +>>634681313 (OP) +1000 ad to 1200 ad was peak middle ages. +--- 634702634 +>>634684371 +holy fuck nostalgia +--- 634702658 +Is picrelated still the best game with castle management and warfare? +--- 634702661 +>>634701456 +There's a castle that was renovated into an office space for the government. Very uncomfy. It's dark, there's hardly any windows, and the walls are so cramped it feels like you're just in an endless walk-in closet. Don't even get me started on figuring out the layout and going from A to B because it was designed to fuck with your head. + +Granted they had redone the interiors to be like an office so it had dry walls and carpeted flooring, and florescent lights, which added to the discomfort. +--- 634702729 +>>634697204 +They're not. It's one of those faggot theories that happens exclusively among online "historians" +--- 634702826 +>>634702658 +I'll tell you one thing and that is the soundtrack is fucking AMAZING + +LISTEN +https://youtu.be/c8bnDkEv-Ig [Embed] +TO THIS +https://youtu.be/EZehl3GsmH8 [Embed] +--- 634702837 +>>634699586 +*strafejumps across your battlements* +--- 634702865 +Where my Castles niggas at? +--- 634702892 +>>634702624 +Nah. Most things what people associate with the middle ages - heraldry, the archetypal knight in plate, highly developed courtly culture, its noteable architectural achievements are from 1350-1500. +--- 634703008 +>>634702892 +Crusading however +--- 634703056 +Himeji is kino +--- 634703136 +>>634702950 +--- 634703186 +>>634702658 +I remember playing I dunno how many hours trying to defend the historical castles in that game mode on the hardest difficulty. + +Cheesing the boiling oil like no tomorrow. Massing archers on the wall and then slowly retreating. Crossbows sniping armor, but they're so fucking slow. Creating chokepoint with whatever infantry I had. + +Fuck if it's not the most fun I ever hard defending a castle ever. +--- 634703257 +>>634703136 +>they didn't have to make all those fancy animations for crumbling buildings for DE +>they did it anyway +Absolute madmen. +--- 634703309 +>>634703257 +Even better is that they did unique castles for all the different DLC civs afterwards. Even when they retconned the Indians into Hindustanis, they also changed the castle design. +--- 634703339 +>>634703257 +AoE2 DE is the gold standard for remakes. Also, I steal designs from Age of Empires +--- 634703349 +>>634702658 +>>634702826 +CAN'T PLACE THAT THERE M'LORD +--- 634703447 +>>634702892 +>Most things what people associate with the middle ages +that doesn't necessarily mean "peak middle ages" +Around 1350 you had the start of the Black Plague, that's arguably the worst thing since the immediate days of the post-roman collapse +>inb4 black plague improved living standards +By that time the middle ages were over, also this is a pop history meme anyways. Nearly all cultural institutions were stronger before the black death ravaged everybody indisctiminately +--- 634703712 +>>634703447 +>American education +The bubonic plague lasted 1346 to 1353. The middle ages ended in 1500. +>Nearly all cultural institutions were stronger before the black death ravaged everybody indisctiminately +Absolutely false, especially given the massive growth of city states in the 15th century. That living standards improved substantially for the lower classes during the Late Middle Ages isn't a "pop history meme" but an undeniable historic fact. Read a book, fag. +--- 634703778 +>>634698232 +Thank- +>it's frogshit +Why bother posting, imbecile? +--- 634703789 +>>634702892 +So why did it end in 1683 +--- 634703981 +>>634703712 +the plague remained endemic to Europe for centuries having flare-ups that destroyed entire cities from time to time +also medieval era absolutely did not last until 1500, even traditional dates such as the fall of Constantinople have come under criticism with many historians pushing back to about 1400 +--- 634704030 +>>634701154 +You meme but chamberlain was actually a very high position in medieval age, of which most of them were also tasked with emptying the king's pot. Because unironically, if you're the private maid of the king, then by nature you talk to the king and see him every days. Which means your position, by nature, become pretty much fucking important. + +No peasant talks to the king. But chamberlain can casually say: "My lord, your shit is smelly and foul. You should eat less taco, my lord" and then taco is banned through the land. + +He wouldn't be the one to shovel the shit, though. +--- 634704052 +>>634703981 +>also medieval era absolutely did not last until 1500, even traditional dates such as the fall of Constantinople have come under criticism with many historians pushing back to about 1400 +What a load of rubbish, please stop posting. +--- 634704102 +>>634700157 +u weren't just a "shit-shoveler" it was apart of the duties of groups of people who did a lot of different jobs +like even the highest of ranked servants still had to handle chamber pots, it was just apart of the job +--- 634704147 +>>634703981 +>with many historians pushing back to about 1400 +Post a single one making such outlandish claims. +--- 634704391 +>>634681673 +imagine the alt-his where the norse kept exploring the american coast over the 11th century and brought horses, iron working, wheels, and old world disease to the mayans by the year 1100. +--- 634704621 +>>634704052 +>>634704147 +the major societal changes of the early modern period were already in full swing by 1400 +by the middle of the century there was nothing remotely medieval about western europe +--- 634704671 +>>634703257 +Those animations are pretty easy to make. +--- 634704680 +>>634681313 (OP) +I love them all though +--- 634704797 +>>634700583 +not even just orirntals, IIRC the chapel toilet was how King John of England was beaten +--- 634704816 +980 is peak comfy. Fuck fortifications, if the castle is taken then it's gonna be taken +--- 634704875 +>>634694087 +>*builds an outhouse* +Your response? +--- 634704876 +Reminder to build privies in your castles. +--- 634704898 +>>634681313 (OP) +>tall central structures disappear after cannon are introduced to the battlefield +Heh. +--- 634705094 +Romanes eunt domus. +--- 634705141 +>>634687557 +Lord of the Realm series +--- 634705182 +>>634696734 +>Gothic cathedrals and castles of the Late Middle Ages + +like what...massive aqueducts, the coliseum? Nero's golden house?, "gothic" cathedrals are just a going higher exercise for religious purposes. +--- 634705186 +>>634694310 +>>634694248 +can you hire/recruit nps to guard your stuff? +--- 634705248 +>>634681313 (OP) +1125, 1428 are the best by far +--- 634705280 +>>634705186 +no. god i wish. i know mods exist for that but it isnt the same +--- 634705291 +Why didnt Vercingetorix just wait out the second siege instead of wasting their stores? +--- 634705304 +>>634698615 +200-886 was at its comfiest +--- 634705328 +>>634705291 +'rix was holed up in the alesia with a shitton of women, children and the elderly eating up all his stores. +--- 634705375 +>>634696985 +behold the mobile firepower +--- 634705462 +>>634694310 +i have 0 interest in how effective this is, it just looks cool, which is good enough for me +--- 634705474 +>>634705328 +he had the civilians booted out of the walls, Gaius didnt let them past the siege and Verci didnt let them back in. They starved in between the walls +--- 634705508 +>>634697307 +>>634697502 +>>634697932 +>>634697572 +>>634697051 +>>634696928 +https://www.unz.com/article/how-fake-is-roman-antiquity/ +https://www.unz.com/article/how-fake-is-church-history/ +https://www.unz.com/article/how-long-was-the-first-millenium/ +For anyone interested in this shit +--- 634705534 +>>634705375 +THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED! +--- 634705584 +>>634702661 +if it was done traditionally (with white washing and big tapestries on the walls) it would have probably been a lot more comfy +--- 634705626 +>>634694087 +>t. doesn't know anything about history +--- 634705723 +>>634681704 +looks like the main city in Oblivion +--- 634705801 +>>634705182 +the aqueducts and coliseum were just big because Rome employed a ridiculous amount of slaves to construct them + +but they are nowhere near as architecturally complex as a gothic cathedral, after all, find me a roofed building with windows anywhere near the size of a cathedral among roman structures +--- 634705867 +>>634701403 +>swedes used to feed german peasants boiled poop to force them to reveal where they hidden food in 30 year war +--- 634705876 +>>634696928 +>>634697307 +>>634705508 +Gotta be honest, this all reads like a madman rant. +--- 634705941 +>>634705291 +by the time of Alesia shit was already lost +Vercingetorix's real fuckup was Avaricum + +If he had razed the city instead of trying to defend it, he would have defeated Caesar then and there +If he was smart enough to navigate Roman politics even a little bit he would have then sent Caesar home in chains to stand trial in exchange for recognition of his rule over Gaul and friendship with the Senate +--- 634705979 +>>634700157 +They did it for free. +--- 634706047 +>>634703712 +>>634703981 +it's the anon you replied to, I'm back. Not american, never state or imply that again, you're a huge nigger retard. It's incredibly well known that the plague came in waves. Subhuman caveman +Anyways the failure of the institutions is exactly why dogshit burgher memes like protestantism and finance took over with the closing of the middle ages, when they were contrary to core concepts like opposition to usury which had been widely held previously +The dominance of city-states and the importance of trade in Italy was also something that literally ended with the middle ages, the rise of the turks, and prompted the need for economic exploration across the atlantic. The city-states rose in the high middle ages, some with the re-emphasis of their Roman urban republican city charters, which can be contrasted with others like Milan which transitioned into despotic autocracies. the black death literally came to europe from a Genoese trading colony because Genoa was at the height of its power before the plague. Literally everything you've typed was wrong and some of it was nearly completely opposite to the truth, you fucking pleb faggot +--- 634706054 +>>634705508 +>out of curiosity open the first page +>it's a batshit insane hick conspiracy site +--- 634706087 +Testing out different turret bastions and curtain wall designs +--- 634706169 +Fav castle from your country? +--- 634706204 +>>634705801 +>slaves are now skilled masons +>a gothic cathedral is more complex than the fucking coliseum + +son... +--- 634706237 +>>634681673 +#1 looks like Morrowind's Dunmer strongholds. +--- 634706438 +>/v/ having highly cultured /his/ thread + +Shocking. Next time I'm going to see highly cultured video games thread on /his/. +--- 634706481 +>>634705876 +you didn't see real madman rants anon +this one are actually not that bad +desu there is plenty little know events even in western history +like +>comet(or something similar) hitting British isles in VI century +or +>Anglo Saxons packing their shit on ships after getting defeated by Normans and sailing to Bizantium where Emperor give them Crimea(if they can take it) and they did +--- 634706542 +My fellow castle autists. +--- 634706569 +>>634706047 +>snobby catposter +Argument instantly lost. Also don't impersonate other anons, fiend. +--- 634706691 +>>634706569 +>completely BTFO +>seething feminine nonreply +lmao +not replying further +Anyone who further claims to be me is an impostor +--- 634706745 +>>634706169 +--- 634706746 +>>634703339 +>remake + +It's the same engine. If anything it's a gold standard for remasters. +--- 634706870 +>>634705508 +bruh +--- 634706895 +>>634706204 +Anon, yes it is +the coliseum is comparatively simple, all walls are supported by themselves with only simple arches allowing openings and either no roof or else a makeshift light one + +A cathedral however has massive openings in it's walls due to said walls not being support structures, instead the stress of the building is redirected into buttresses allowing the roof to be held up by, by Roman standards, incredibly narrow pillars + +Seriously, give a medieval country the population of Rome and they build a Coliseum easily +But Rome was utterly incapable of building anything even remotely like a cathedral +--- 634706956 +>>634706542 +> "stores top secret documents and spellbooks" +> protected by goddamn wooden sticks +It's almost like it was designed by AI +--- 634706969 +>>634706870 +its interesting if you have some knowledge in history and pose interesting questions +i do not believe it myself, still its enjoyable read and pose good topics for discussion +--- 634707003 +>>634706438 +we used to have high cultured /his/ threads all over the boards before /his/ existed +it's why we asked for it to exist and Moot in his wisdom always said no + +Then HiroshiMoot made it and it was glorious, for the first 2 months, then /pol/ happened and /his/ turned into the cesspool it is now +--- 634707136 +>>634702393 +Aight, you spend a century training those war elephants. I'll spend that time making guns +--- 634707184 +>>634697952 +>>634700164 +Mindbroken +--- 634707217 +>>634707136 +we can do both, Mughal style +--- 634707218 +>>634707003 +I remember having an argument on /his/ with some guy who said that education can only be indoctrination if it's religious, and that was in the first month it existed. There was also haplogroup autism and paradox games larp from the very start +/His/ was never good but it's a total hellpit now +--- 634707251 +>>634697698 +>adoptinf the same strat after an update +Doomed to fail +--- 634707293 +>>634698296 +Overlapping fields of fire +--- 634707439 +>>634699345 +Islam is the bastard child of Rome and Persia, so that's not terribly wrong +Still don't like them thoughever +--- 634707532 +>>634707218 +the signs were there from the start sure, but you had good threads among the shit +problem is everyone who was interested in making good threads has long since given up, because it takes 50x the effort to make a quality post as it does some /pol/tard from shitting all over it + +It's honestly one of the worst boards on the site, and it could have been easily fixed from the start +Nothing after 1918 +No &humanities +--- 634707535 +>>634688652 +>>634687557 +Stronghold +--- 634707578 +>>634706870 +Pretty sure Russia has an entire museum dedicated to this retarded new chronology stuff. The "real" history that the West doesn't want you to know is interesting to say the least. Genghis Khan was Russian, in fact the Mongols were Rurrians, the Aztec/Maya/etc. civilisations were founded by Russians, the Americas was colonized by Russians, Columbus was Russian, the Latin alphabet was created by Russians... You get the gist. +--- 634707636 +>>634699101 +this is after 4 months of continuous bombing +reminder this abbey was used as a refuge for civilians and neither germans nor italians garrisoned it, yet the allies still bombed it +--- 634707663 +>>634707578 +Holy shit this is some level 99 wewuzing +--- 634707738 +>boiling oil/pitch meme +No, oil and pitch used to be very, very fucking expensive in that era. What people use to defend gates and walls was mostly boiling water and heated pebbles/sand which is cheap and easy and fast to heat up in a big pot. +There's records of how horrible heated sand was, when they pour it in a gate the thing creates a nasty burning cloud that burns your lungs and gets inside your armor. +--- 634707758 +>>634701878 +They put blinders on police horses so the horse basically can't see shit except for like when you put the game on 30 FOV. I bet they muffle their ears or some shit too and they train them with fireworks and shit giving them horse PTSD so they are not scared of flashes and shit naymore +--- 634707864 +>>634695357 +>DUUDE did you know the Romans once built a fort AROUND another fort!? Probably the craziest moment in history! +This happened all the time in the 30 years war on a larger scale +--- 634707876 +>>634707218 +>>634707003 +/his/ is like the worst board on the site now +it used to just be political shitposting that made it worse but now it's mostly endless religious bullshit +like there's a dozen different guys CONVINCED that arguing with the rest of the dozen guys on /his/ all day is the best way to serve their version of god +of course the single biggest issue is just that there are clearly no mods who have the slightest intellectual inklings and this means that /his/ is basically unmoderated. +--- 634707894 +>>634699586 +brah are you farming all this shit legit? You're in creative mode, right? You silly goose +--- 634708001 +>>634706481 +That at least has some basis in reality, as the Black Sea was settled by Celts, just at a different time period. +--- 634708023 +>>634707636 +I didn't look super into it, but some quick reading into the wikipedia article of Cassino abbey and a short article on the national ww2 museum website doesn't mention it being bombed for months, in fact it just says it took one day of bomb planes to reduce the entire hilltop to useless rubble +--- 634708181 +>>634706087 +>now they have this nice new rock I'm actually going to have to progress past the swamp when I play this game +--- 634708187 +>>634707578 +I remember how my mother was once watching (and laughing hard) documentary about this. I myself couldn't contain laugh when some russian dude, with 100% seriousness, claimed that Etruscan were ancient Russians because even their name says so - Etruscan, Et ruscan, "eta ruski", "this-is-russian". + +Almost as hilarious as "turbo-slavic" theories (basically claims that ancient Poles had continent wide empire but SOMEHOW Christians managed to destroy all evidence the moment they baptized them). +--- 634708234 +>>634707876 +>few nutcases throwing poo at each other +>good threads constantly derailed +>mods scratching their butts all the while +Isn't this almost every board on the site? +--- 634708238 +>>634707538 +Where did you find this? I had this book as a child +--- 634708243 +>>634707738 +burning oil/pitch was used, but for one specific purpose: destroying enemy siege engines +since at that point it becomes a cost effective weapon + +and course, greek fire was liquefied crude oil +--- 634708247 +>>634694248 +>>634694310 +>>634699437 +>>634699586 +>>634700030 +>can build cool forts +>but only like two stories tall at the absolute maximum +I get it, but I still hate the height limitations. +--- 634708308 +>>634681907 +>Bomb it to the ground +Wasn't so hard +--- 634708324 +>>634708187 +>>634708187 +>ancient Poles had continent wide empire but SOMEHOW Christians managed to destroy all evidence the moment they baptized them +all true +>>634708001 +>That at least has some basis in reality +nah its real +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval) +https://academic.oup.com/astrogeo/article/45/1/1.23/229520 +--- 634708341 +>>634707538 +>pumpkins +aren't those new world plants +or is pumpkin a generic term for any gourd in europe +--- 634708348 +>>634708234 +/his/ is drastically worse than even this cesspit +there's an occasional good thread on /v/ that can exist and persist + +/his/ does not have that, because it's got no native userbase anymore, /pol/ can't shit up all of /v/ because the board is simply too fast and too large for it, but they CAN destroy /his/ and by god do they take it as their religious right to do so +--- 634708353 +>>634706087 +>turret bastions +are there actual turrets in this game? or some sort of ballistas? +--- 634708387 +>>634707876 +chink spammers are even worse +--- 634708473 +>>634708341 +yes, same thing with corn +pumpkin was a fairly generic term, that got a specific meaning when applied to a new world cultivar +--- 634708531 +>>634700048 +me at the bottom +--- 634708572 +>>634708187 +Yeah, odds are that someone, somewhere, stumbled on the Finno-Korean hyperwar meme and genuinely believed it was real. +--- 634708607 +>>634707538 +god those hand-drawn history book illustrations are absolute peak comfy +god damn shame in modern textbooks they're almost all phased out in favor of computer illustration or flat out no illustration at all to save costs +--- 634708628 +>>634707578 +It's an actual museum full of this shit. Probably government funded, lmao +https://www.чacтныeмyзeи.pф/en/bez-rubriki-en/the-multimedia-museum-of-the-new-chronology-was-opened-in-yaroslavl/ +--- 634708640 +>>634700157 +>implying thats his only job +--- 634708661 +>>634702658 +Yes. + +>buy this game in december 2001 from my first paycheck ever +>play it over the course of a few weeks +>"merry christmas, milord!" +>mfw +--- 634708696 +Ya'll get me installing Stronghold HD +--- 634708829 +>>634705328 +why didn't he just eat them like +>tang strategic victory +--- 634709160 +>>634702826 +for me it's this +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=520Dt7AEMe0 [Embed] +--- 634709220 +>>634708324 +>Paradox_General.jpg +--- 634709289 +>>634705474 +Reminds me of Chateau Gaillard. The English let the entire castle town take refuge in the castle at first just before the siege started, but it was taking a huge toll on their food reserves and no relief army was in sight. So they expulsed them with the expectation the French would let them walk away. Which happened at first, until the French King realized what was happening and quickly ordered his soldiers to kill anyone trying to cross their lines. So they turned back, but the English didn't let them back in the castle. So they slowly starved to death during the winter, right under the walls. There was some cases of cannibalism IIRC. It was a disaster for the morale of the defenders. +--- 634709351 +>>634708324 +We wuz sarmatians n shiet > larping as big blob +--- 634709383 +>>634705867 +What's the difference from germans ordinary diet? +--- 634709394 +>>634707578 +>>634708628 +>Fomenko +He's a complete meme who found out that medieval history is empty but instead of trying yo talk reasonably about it wrote some meme fan fiction. +However he is partially based on works of Nikolai Morozov, who, while also writing lots of fan fiction, was affiliated with French freemasons and may have known something on chronology issues that wasn't a meme. +--- 634709483 +>>634681907 +>impossible to beat +Vauban, the main guy behind this style of fort, ended up being bored of building and started getting into the besieging business instead. +At the end of his career, he was managing to take fortress like his own while losing less men than the defender. +--- 634709741 +How do you conquer a castle like this? +--- 634709831 +>>634709741 +Bring a crack team of knight-commandos to the top tower via a dragon. +--- 634709861 +>>634709741 +Depends. What do they eat? +--- 634709891 +>>634708324 +>ancient Poles had continent wide empire but SOMEHOW Christians managed to destroy all evidence the moment they baptized them +Is this were the hyper-war meme came from? +--- 634709951 +>>634707894 +All legit, friend. Autism is a hell of a drug. +--- 634709952 +>>634709891 +No, the Hyper War ended with the activation of the Giza Mass Autism Array by the Hwan Empire. +--- 634710032 +>>634708353 +with the latest update, yes. i used to populate my forts with fake ballista doodads back in the day +--- 634710136 +>>634709952 +So THAT'S how Finnland lost their social skills! +--- 634710156 +>>634708247 +Using reinforced iron beams can let you build an extra two stories higher! +--- 634710171 +>>634709741 +Cut off supply lines and wait until they surrender. +--- 634710264 +>>634695789 +Because star fort sieges are hell pits that last for months, while castles sieges are relatively straightforward. +--- 634710283 +>>634710171 +*The court wizard simply magics food into existence* +Pff, nothing personnel, mundanefags +--- 634710286 +>>634697852 +If tsar would listen to a guy from your pic, than he would be fine and no revolution would happen. +--- 634710354 +>>634710156 +can you play a necromancer or is this some mod? +--- 634710421 +>>634710354 +Base game with latest update. +--- 634710527 +>>634705375 +Same energy +--- 634710772 +Demolished the existing draugr barns and built a central keep. Don't like how it looks though. +--- 634710780 +>>634710283 +*Battle mages corrode the cliff under the castle* +Enjoy the trip to the ocean floor +--- 634710839 +Some anon's wall from an old thread. +--- 634710840 +>>634694846 +To be fair, backwards holes existed in the Roman empire, too. Most farmers and plebs didn't live in buildings much better than what the germans lived in +--- 634710874 +>>634710780 +>implying the castle and its base hasn't been antimagically fortified +Novice mages need not apply +--- 634711042 +11/10 thread +--- 634711114 +>>634710874 +See, that's the problem with magic in warfare. Mages can do literally anything, making the whole warfare pretty much obsolete. Unless of course the author is reasonable enough to set up some clear restrictions of what mages can and (more importantly) cannot do. +--- 634711181 +>>634699248 +I don't blame you, but careful with what you wish +--- 634711242 +>>634711114 +Yeah, the Witcher series is pretty questionable about this shit. +They wanna have medieval castles and giant skirmish war all the while they have mages capable of opening portals to wherever they please on a whim and calling flames out of the skies that literally decimate entire armies in moments +--- 634711274 +>>634699509 +smart +--- 634711547 +>>634696928 +except astronomical records all match up +--- 634711683 +This thread made me check how Guedelon is doing. Bless these niggas. +--- 634711768 +carcassonne makes me hard +--- 634711997 +>>634711683 +Will they finish it before humanity self-destructs into the nuclear wasteland? +--- 634712243 +Love western castles +Love eastern castles +Love real castles +Love vidya castles + +Simple as. +--- 634712289 +>>634709483 +>Sieging fortifications of your own design +That's kind of cheating desu +--- 634712308 +>>634681907 +What do they eat? +--- 634712345 +Post fantasy castles now +--- 634712396 +>>634681673 +upper kurast boys +--- 634712597 +>>634702892 +>knight in plate +is for fags. chainmail, tabard, pot helmet, 1.5 hander and a kite shield is peak medieval aesthetics. +--- 634712668 +>>634705867 +it's okay, they were c*tholic g*rmans +--- 634712725 +>>634711997 +We can only hope so. More seriously, it might take a decade more. They don't have a precise timetable and sometimes they do stuff like building a watermill, which wasn't part of the initial project (but since archaeologists came to them with plans based on newly discovered medieval remains...). +I suppose they'll finish the great keep last. +--- 634712827 +>>634711997 +They'll be there after nuclear annihilation and continue to build. +--- 634712852 +>>634700195 +fucking kek dude +--- 634712887 +>>634712289 +The guy had a literal obsession with not losing a single man while still getting siege done has efficiently as possible, so "cheating" was pretty much his bread and butter. +--- 634712892 +>>634710421 +>>634710772 +>>634710839 +This seems like the type of game that gets more fun if there are people that can see and interact with your buildings. Is there like a /v/ server or something like that? +--- 634713079 +>>634695789 +Pike and shot isn't represented enough. I want a Mount & Blade game set in that period (WF&S is too late). +--- 634713207 +>>634712892 +There's sometimes a /vm/ one but I don't know if there is currently. The game had no griefer protection at all on release so I don't think it has much of a public server culture. +--- 634713234 +>>634711114 +I think The Coming Race has a realistic depiction of such a society. +When the people discovered how to wield their destructive "magic" powers, they chilled out very quickly because everyone could wield it from an early age. +Society turned into an uneventful, monotonous utopia. +--- 634713328 +>>634681313 (OP) +Can someone explain how the castles were so grand and opulent and rich in 1428 but seemingly took a step backwards in 1535? Were castles going out of style or did the people building them get poorer? +--- 634713350 +>>634710156 +>Need to go to swamps in bumfuck nowhere for a chance to get a decent crypt, and painfully mine in said swamp when they are out +>Need a dock too +>Each swamp will give you a handful of beams at most +Iron was a fucking mistake +--- 634713371 +>>634713328 +Flamboyance goes in and out of fashion - like how men used to dress a lot more fancily, in buckles and tights and high heels and wigs and all that but then it fell out of favour. +--- 634713432 +>>634713234 +magical MAD sounds like the logical conclusion of a lot of fantasy worlds with magic. +--- 634713478 +Making castles is the only reason I still play Minecraft, I wish there was another game similar to it were you have to collect your own resources, make your own tools and built giant fortresses +--- 634713482 +>>634698615 +16th century is peak comfy +--- 634713536 +>>634713234 +Not sure why the absence of aggression must mean "uneventful" and "monotonous". +--- 634713592 +>>634703349 +--- 634713598 +>>634696757 +tis'... tis' just good forting... +--- 634713723 +>>634713536 +It's not supposed to be seen as bad. +When the MC asked the leader of the magic tribe why they didn't have any new literature, he said the only thing they could write about someone was "he was born, he was happy, he died". +--- 634713806 +>>634706204 +You clearly know jack shit about gothic architecture if you think the coliseum is more advanced. It's not even comparable anon. +--- 634713821 +>>634713328 +Difference between a castle being a residence for a noble and being only a military structure. There was a wave of castles being built during the XVIth century that were palaces with limited defensive capacity (like the Loire castles in France). +Basically nobles/Kings moved to more comfortable housing and old castles were either demolished or refurbished to adapt to artillery evolution. +--- 634713897 +>>634702279 +Any farmer's job would have involved shoveling shit at some point in their lives, people were absolutely not squeamish about it. +--- 634714009 +>>634694846 +Primitive settlements built among advanced ruins is kino. +--- 634714139 +>>634700157 +London employed people to empty latrines and clean up horse shit. They were actually quite well paid and got their own private latrines, something other peasants didn't +--- 634714262 +>>634697049 +Defeated by a single suicide jew +--- 634714379 +>>634697396 +I thought this was the Disneyland castle for a second. +Actually I'd kinda like to try seeing how well that would withstand a siege. The one in the Magic Kingdom mind you, gotta see if Walt knew his shit when it came to fortifications. +--- 634714459 +>>634681313 (OP) +1215 or 1428 +If you can't defenestrate uppity niggers into the sea, why even have a castle? +--- 634714497 +>>634707578 +China more like. Chinese gov official stance is ancient greece is a myth. +--- 634714558 +>>634709289 +what do you even do in this situation +if I saw my people starving outside our walls I'd have to surrender at that point +--- 634714727 +>>634696493 +The Eastern Roman Empire did limp on until about 1400 or so +--- 634714898 +>>634696928 +retardation, time can be tracked accurately by carbon14 and astronomy. Charlemagne has a whole historical record about him, down to the accounts of the edifices he ordered built and his policies. It's true we have very little history from those times, but we have it about the kings and other prominent figures. +--- 634714975 +>>634681704 +Mount and Blade: With fire and Sword, it has both kinds of the last castles shown. +--- 634715501 +>>634699348 +Fun Fact: most of the Inquisition's job was to stop illiterate retard peasants from killing their neighbors for witchcraft. The Inquisitor would play detective and, a lot more often than not, would find a rational explanation for why they were perceived to be a witch and then explain to the village that it's normal for women to bleed from their snatch once a month or whatever set them off and pardon the poor accused. The Spain situation was entirely deporting the stubborn invaders, accusations of torture are largely fabrications by ((you know who)). +Anyway, guess what increased after the Protestant Reformation without an Inquisition or Church to stop them? +--- 634715518 +>>634713723 +Well, I haven't read it myself, but from your description it surely doesn't sound like it's not supposed to be seen as bad. +And once again, why magical "balance of terror" would lead to the atrophy of imagination and creativity? It's not like modern writers live among constant conflicts. I mean, some might, but surely there are many who never fought anyone outside of twitter. +--- 634715618 +>>634701456 +Some people already started diff --git a/v/634682640.txt b/v/634682640.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..087b3c160434c92b8de9ccd338210f8bf393a2f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634682640.txt @@ -0,0 +1,348 @@ +----- +--- 634682640 +Make way for the +>SMT killer +>Persona thinner +>Pokémon skinner +and best Digimon game. +--- 634683080 +>>634682640 (OP) +I enjoyed it but it isn't killing SMT. Personer, maybe. +--- 634683087 +>>634682640 (OP) +I couldn't stomach Cyber Sleuth (got to like chapter 3 and just said fuck it after the filler quest where you help the occult club walk down the street), is Hacker's Memory better? +--- 634683264 +>>634683087 +Loads better but if you couldn't stomach the first game, you won't like this. A lot less of the annoying bullshit but it's still present. +--- 634685184 +>>634683087 +Finish your games. +--- 634685362 +>>634683080 +>Actually thinking SMT is better than Persona +--- 634685518 +>best digimon game is mediocre and generic +lol +--- 634685742 +>words words words +too many words +makes my thumb sore from pressing skip +--- 634685835 +>>634685742 +--- 634686106 +>>634682640 (OP) +Based +--- 634687013 +>>634682640 (OP) +Nope, Love the game but it's obvious It's a low budget Vita game +The 3DS Alola games are genuinely a more complete, higher quality package +Now if they made a Story game actually using the Switch or current gen as their base it would be a completely different story, that or properly polishing a Wolrd game +--- 634687020 +>>634685518 +It's the same way you want the 7.5/10 wife, not the 10/10 one. +--- 634687197 +>>634687013 +>Bringing Sun and Moon into this + +That's not fair and you know it. Nokia can't compete with Lily. +--- 634687403 +>>634683087 +It's a lot better but you can't enjoy it as much unless you beat the main game to know the context. +Or you can just watch the main story on Youtube. +https://youtu.be/wzO0mjXROn4?t=10 [Embed] +All the cutscenes and plot combined makes it 12 hours long. You can set the speed to x2 and it would be 6 hours long. +--- 634687505 +>>634682640 (OP) +Yeah except it's boring rehashed trash of the last game and it lies dead and forgotten by the franchise. +--- 634687767 +>>634687505 +>dead and forgotten by the franchise + +Then explain this. +--- 634687994 +>>634687403 +>game to know the context +I'll just mash b to skip all the cucktext +--- 634688124 +>>634687767 +dusk and dawn are the best digimon games +--- 634688158 +Can I fuck Renamon? No? Then fuck off. It will never beat SMT or Pokemon then. +--- 634688297 +>>634687767 +Why the fuck is Survive in D? These people are stupid. +--- 634688347 +>>634682640 (OP) +These games are so fucking bad. The only good thing about them is the character design. +--- 634688372 +>>634688158 +>Put in arbitrary sex mini game where a yellow fox gives you a blowjob +>wow lol this is so cool 10/10 haha +>34,189 hours played + +Coomers. +--- 634689179 +>>634688372 +And people would drop money on it, too. They don't have the balls to do it, though. +--- 634689358 +>>634687994 +If you're in it for Gameplay, The DLC doesn't improve it that much. +It improves a lot on the story, but the gameplay only has a few new changes. +--- 634689897 +>>634689179 +>People would drop money on Cyber Smut + +How's that Brazzers membership going? +--- 634690116 +>>634682640 (OP) +This game is only enjoyable if you just inherently like looking at Digimon move around on the screen. The actual gameplay is extremely barebones and the story is nothing. +--- 634690224 +>>634682640 (OP) +I liked it too, but let's not go that far. +--- 634690531 +Cyber Slut games are just okay, people overrate them because the Pokemon games of that time were disappointing. +--- 634691332 +>>634690531 +Only Sword Shield is underwhelming at that time. +--- 634691386 +you keep shilling this garbage but nobody will play it or believe a digitroon lol +--- 634691397 +>>634682640 (OP) +okay...but that game is 10 years old, why u posting old news for boomers? +--- 634691508 +>>634687767 +>Digital Card Battle that low +--- 634691526 +>>634682640 (OP) +Cyber sluts is fucking terrible lmao +--- 634692209 +>>634690531 +>>634691332 +Which is ironic since SWSH is still better games than Cyber Sleuth +--- 634692335 +>>634688124 +A-Are they really? Even b-better than the fabled Digimon World 1? +--- 634692414 +>>634691386 +Good. Digimon (a 10/10 franchise) doesn't need Discord shills playing the games. +You can't read anyway. The game is above you. +--- 634692512 +>>634692209 +>SWSH is still better games than Cyber Sleuth + +SwSh falls apart half way through the game. It's as barebones as Pokemon gets. +--- 634692584 +>>634692335 +I would say they're both in the top tier, but I'm a DSfag so I have a bias +--- 634692631 +>>634682640 (OP) +I find SMT boring but not boring enough to be worse than that piece of shit. I also think is bad btw. +--- 634692653 +>>634692414 +you are mentally ill and you know it +--- 634692679 +Digimon is kusoge series with retarded designs. +Only humanoid sexy Digimons are good and Cyber Sluts +--- 634692707 +>>634692512 +And " barebones as Pokemon gets" still surpasses Cyber Sleuth. +--- 634692717 +>>634692512 +even the shittiest pokemon game is still more of a game than any of the digimon cash grabs. Digirannies are fucking retarded and more of a soulless conzoomers than poketroons will ever be +--- 634692928 +>>634692414 +Kill yourself shit eater I want decent digimon media. +--- 634692957 +>>634692653 +If this is being mentality ill, then God darn it I'm mentality ill. +--- 634693068 +>>634692957 +up there with wowtroons no doubt +--- 634693374 +>>634692928 +>Kill yourself shit eater + +That's "shit cleaner" to you. +--- 634693936 +>>634692707 +Sleuth is just minimally consistent, so it feels better to play through. +Still a good game, just lacks that Atlus polish. +--- 634694448 +>>634682640 (OP) +This is trash +Where is the next World game? +--- 634694521 +>>634682640 (OP) +>you play as that fag and not the cute girl +>starter digimons are all trash +No thanks +--- 634694604 +>>634683087 +No, its not better. Its the exact same game with a few new areas and a worse plot +--- 634694728 +>>634694448 +World? Woooooooorld? +The game that got bodied by Story? +The game that let the Pokemon shit on the round and then he eat it later as Numemon? + +Ya'll niggas better stop playing with me. +--- 634694930 +>boring environments +>unskippable cutscenes +>too much talking +>can't date the digimon +It's trash, but still better than like 90% of all digimon games. +--- 634695014 +How is World: Next Order? I never played a world game, and I'm not going to be emulating the old ones +--- 634695047 +>>634694521 +You play as girls in games? Why you wanna play as the girl? +--- 634695138 +>>634695014 +The latest in a series of misguided attempts to expand v-pet concepts to video games +It has good visuals and music and cut out a lot of the tedium of prior World games at least +--- 634695224 +>>634695014 +It's junk but you can plow through it for 20 hours and then go, "Ah this is alright. Haha Greymon." + +It's that sort of game. Both a 4/10 and a 7/10. +--- 634695259 +>>634687767 +If the insomnia-curing Cybersleuth is the best the Digimon vidya has to offer then wew... feel kinda sorry for Digimonfags. +--- 634695302 +>>634695138 +>The latest in a series of misguided attempts to expand v-pet concepts to video games + +IT CAN WORK I SWEAR +JUST ONE MORE 20TH ANNIVERSARY VPET +--- 634695360 +>>634694930 +>too much talking +>can't date the digimon + +Have you seem how much women talk and expect you to talk on dates? +--- 634695379 +>>634695259 +I don't, they act too smug despite being losers. +--- 634695487 +>>634695360 +It's different in games, I know how the relationship ends (happy) and it's usually interesting stuff about them that I'd actually want to listen to. And in games, they like the MC for who he is, not what he has to offer. +--- 634695542 +>>634695259 +It's the most agreeable Digimon game, that's why it's S-tier for the community rank. +--- 634696512 +>>634695487 +>It's different in games, I know how the relationship ends + +Hacker's Memory about to end you. +--- 634697751 +>>634695014 +>I never played a world game +World 1. +>and I'm not going to be emulating the old ones +World 1. +--- 634700952 +>>634695014 +Just play World 1 dumbfuck +--- 634703361 +>>634682640 (OP) +I wouldn't call any aspect of the game good yet I somehow really enjoyed it anyway. +Ending was a bit of a bummer though, fucking japs and there hardon for bittersweet stuff. +--- 634703857 +>>634703361 +It’s an enjoyable game. Reminds me of those 3 star PS1 RPGs that are like sludge to play but are too soulful to put down. +Like Wild Arms 2, or Breath of Fire 3. +--- 634703928 +>>634695014 +I don’t think you can really grasp Next Order unless you’ve gone through World or Decode. +You can’t appreciate the downsides or improvements either. Probably better to just play Survive. +--- 634704045 +>>634682640 (OP) +>can't play as the sexy girl +It's a pass from me thanks +--- 634704224 +>>634682640 (OP) +Yet still no card game representation. +--- 634704298 +>>634704045 +Why would you play as the girl? Hello? +--- 634704936 +>>634704224 +Just play at the local store with your friends. +--- 634705250 +>>634686106 +>canonically, Gabumon knows what is a lesbian + +h-hot.. +--- 634705346 +>>634687767 +>Survive and Digitize that fucking low + + +????? +--- 634705713 +>>634704224 +They where in the 5th expansion, battle of omni. Nokia and Arata featured prominently. +--- 634705839 +>>634687767 +>Digimon card battle isn't S + +>Survive and Re:digitize aren't B + +>World 3 isn't A + +>>634689358 +Gameplay improves a lot if you are talking about online PvP, while hackers memory is not as balanced as it could it isn't as broken as og cybersleuth. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64fU6v6hdGk [Embed] +--- 634706186 +>>634705839 +Make your own tier list if you’re so great. +--- 634706340 +>>634705346 +We all know Decode is A tier and Survive as well, relax. +--- 634707824 +Why must raidramon be cucked? +--- 634708449 +>>634707824 +>No digimon games where you use the egg forms and traverse the overworld through the sky and underground +--- 634709019 +>>634708449 +world 3 allows you to go underground and underwater, even without using egg forms. +--- 634709341 +>>634709019 +Are you gonna make the thread start up world 3 +--- 634710327 +>>634709341 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYivxywoJFs [Embed] + +You mean you haven't already? I would like to note that World 2003 is the way to go because that is the version with an actual post game. +--- 634711118 +>>634710327 +I speak for the entire thread when I booted it up onto emulator in 2011, ran around the opening area and was repulsed back at the rate of random battles and in battle animations and textures. +--- 634711170 +>>634682640 (OP) +>>634685362 +SMT is already dead and Persona is on its last legs +--- 634711432 +>>634682640 (OP) +Can you play Cyber Sleuth on PS5? +--- 634712045 +>>634711170 +>Persona 5: 7 million+ +>SMTV: 1 mil+ + +What kind of fake news is this +--- 634712194 +>>634711432 +You have to get a copy onto a PS4 disc, hook it into the PS5, open up the PS4 emulator specifically for Digimon on the PS5, have your Vita next to you with a save file of the original Cyber Sleuth and then you’re good. +--- 634712697 +>>634711432 +If you stand exactly one meter back and flick a vita cart of cyber sleut into the ps5 it’ll run. +Bandai knee people would do this though so they made digimon world 2 start up instead as a failsafe. If you beat world 2, then cyber sleuth will start. +--- 634713259 +>>634683080 +>Personer +--- 634715486 +>>634713748 +>Last game was valkyria chronicles 4 in 2018 diff --git a/v/634683047.txt b/v/634683047.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..003d4b30eeb86e80e16fcce616878c891e5a46cc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634683047.txt @@ -0,0 +1,314 @@ +----- +--- 634683047 +What's the appeal of this game? +--- 634683118 +>>634683047 (OP) +MSGK +--- 634683158 +fuckable lolis +fuckable hebes +fuckable hags +--- 634683185 +>>634683047 (OP) +For me it's primarily cute nuns, fox ninjas, Iori, and Aru. +--- 634683516 +>>634683047 (OP) +I like watching the little chibis shoot eachother. the spoopy bitch is my favorite. +gacha slot machine bullshit is pure ass cancer though +--- 634683728 +>>634683047 (OP) +What compels japs to flood their timelines with this shit? +--- 634683859 +>>634683728 +Japan is slacking is too busy jacking off to isekai RPG power fantasies to let their own countrymen make cute designs anymore. +--- 634684051 +>>634683728 +if I don't draw what's currently popular nobody would even view my works. +--- 634684147 +imagine skipping this +--- 634684246 +>>634684147 +What the fuck is that art +--- 634684291 +>>634684246 +kino +--- 634684332 +>>634683728 +See >>634684051 +Twitter artists are trend chasers. They draw whatever is most popular at a time. +--- 634684392 +Kill yourselves, pedofags. +--- 634684498 +>>634684332 +are you trying to tell me to just be content with 2 digits view from drawing obscure character from obscure IP? +--- 634684612 +>>634684498 +No, I'm not saying it's a good thing or a bad thing. I'm just saying how it is. +And you could try arguing that, in turn, it's Twitter artists that decide if something is popular or not. +--- 634684751 +>>634684498 +Do you draw as your primary means of making money? Are you fan of any franchise at all? Do you ever just draw because you like characters and want to contribute towards the franchise's community or do you only draw for attention? +--- 634684942 +>>634684751 +for attention and (you)s. + +if I want to some low quality (you)s I'd just go to random /v/ thread and spam "tranny + thread theme". +--- 634685074 +>>634684942 +I can't imagine living such a life. Kids today are fucked. +--- 634685162 +Remember to love your son. +--- 634685245 +>>634683047 (OP) +>What's the appeal of this game? +It's a thinly-veiled gacha scam that gives the porn-addicted coomerbrain weeaboos something to do with their time, while they develop obsessive attachments to their worthless waifu jpegs. +--- 634685515 +>>634685074 +it's a hobby, well drawing itself is mostly fun but the views are more than just the icing on the cake. You think more than 1% artist back then draw for charity of for greater purpose? +--- 634685762 +>>634685515 +No but I think social media and monetization has made it significantly worse. +--- 634688302 +>>634685762 +I don't disagree. +--- 634688393 +inb4 nikocado schizo spam +--- 634690550 +>>634683047 (OP) +It has sexy bratty female kids. +--- 634690580 +>>634683047 (OP) +how do i play this on pc +--- 634690775 +>>634688393 +Right on time +--- 634691472 +>>634685245 +Fact: you're an avatar attention whore that sucks dick, fuck off to reddit where you belong +--- 634691612 +>>634683047 (OP) +Being a sensei! +--- 634691774 +>general has a dedicated scatspammer +>/v/ BA threads have a dedicated nikocado spammer + +has to be the same person +--- 634691793 +>>634683047 (OP) +Cute +Seggs +--- 634691943 +>>634684147 +she's permanent and will inevitably spook you eventually. with the brutal combo of busted and mostly limited characters on the horizon it's unreasonable to roll for a mediocre permanent character. then again, if you're rolling with your dick, why not. no better reason than that. +--- 634691994 +>>634684147 +i didn't +--- 634692759 +>>634683047 (OP) +Sexual reminder +--- 634693557 +>>634683047 (OP) +I don't even want to rape Mutsuki, I just want to pamper her +--- 634694349 +>>634691774 +I doubt it, the general schizo has a habit of adding comments to their shitposts. +--- 634696687 +>>634683047 (OP) +Flat chested females +--- 634698719 +>>634683047 (OP) +Must... resist... the temptation... +--- 634698829 +Cute girls +--- 634698852 +>>634693557 +Can't relate. +--- 634698863 +>>634683047 (OP) +underage chibis +--- 634699135 +What's inside her bag? +--- 634699179 +>>634699135 +condoms and bondage gear +--- 634700917 +look at this fat fuck +--- 634701231 +>>634700917 +soul +--- 634701446 +>>634683047 (OP) +Uhh, Tsurugi. +--- 634701542 +>>634683047 (OP) +As someone that love pantyhose, this game is a blessing. +--- 634701651 +What's the lore behind Caco poster? +--- 634701725 +>>634683516 +>the spoopy bitch is my favorite. +based, Tsurugi is best +--- 634701798 +>>634701651 +he's angry this thread dares to take up space of his precious 5th genshin thread +--- 634701938 +>>634683047 (OP) +Blue Archive? More like thread archived! +--- 634702150 +el gato +--- 634702180 +>>634683047 (OP) +Doujins +--- 634702451 +>>634702150 +SEXO +--- 634702665 +>>634702451 +Mucho +--- 634703202 +Crazy binch +--- 634703916 +>>634683047 (OP) +>What's the appeal of this game? +FAT chibis +--- 634703921 +>>634703202 +--- 634704707 +>>634701938 +--- 634704740 +>>634701798 +NTA I think it's kinda funny that he stopped posting the other kind of pictures. I wonder if the realization finally hit that he kept an entire folder of porn that he spammed with the purpose that it is unappealing to look at. +--- 634704818 +>>634704740 +calling that shit porn is a stretch, but he's certainly aroused by it +--- 634705324 +>>634683047 (OP) +Fuckable and cute students +--- 634705353 +>>634705324 +--- 634705620 +>Started the game this week +>Get Hasumi for free as a starting unit +>Learn that the next event has a free Hasumi unit in a gymsuit +It's like this was made for me +--- 634705654 +>>634692759 +SEXUAL? +--- 634705824 +>>634699135 +A body +--- 634705965 +>>634693557 +Same. +--- 634706056 +>>634683047 (OP) +pedophiles, it's such a shame, art style and music is nice but it's all wasted in subhuman pedo pandering +--- 634706206 +>>634693557 +>>634698852 +>>634705965 +why not both? +--- 634706291 +>>634706206 +because all my cum belong to Hina +and Toki +and Neru +and Izuna +and Himari I guess +--- 634706409 +>>634683047 (OP) +MESUGAKIIIIIII +AOOOOWWWWOOOOOOUUguhGUHu +GHHaaAAAaaa +GAKI GAKI GAKKKKIIIiiiiIII ~ ~ ~ +--- 634706459 +>>634706206 +Some girls are for both +Mutsuki I only see as a daughter +--- 634706515 +>>634706291 +>Neru +Based +--- 634706548 +>>634706515 +I need more dere Neru +--- 634708221 +Spite bump. +--- 634708367 +>>634692759 +based as always +>>634707962 +>>634708107 +>>634708246 +equally based +--- 634708714 +>>634706515 +I like that angry goblin like you wouldn't believe the fact that she's voiced by Ami Koshimizu sure helps. +--- 634708845 +Neru a shit. +--- 634709272 +>>634708654 +Gorilla fight +--- 634709807 +>>634709608 +She's so fucking cute +--- 634709904 +>>634709807 +Imagine fondling her flat chest while she gets angry +--- 634709981 +>>634709904 +I want to do that while she's sitting on my lap and Im kissing her neck +--- 634710476 +>>634710376 +best gacha girl +--- 634711696 +>wake up +>maintenance still not over +--- 634712470 +>>634711696 +its at least 7 more hours +--- 634712638 +>>634683047 (OP) +>flash fang +--- 634712656 +>>634708714 +>spoiler +now I'll buy your game +--- 634713838 +>>634683047 (OP) +>starting the thread with "blue archive' +>cado filter triggered +next time use another name +--- 634714125 +I want to pamper Aru. +--- 634714336 +>>634713838 +Just filter him and keep bumping as long as he keeps spamming. + +https://pastebin.com/mVJpYRDk + +/* Blur deleted */ +.deleted-post div.post div.file .fileThumb img { +filter: grayscale(1) blur(8px); +} +--- 634714349 +I identify with this perverted retard +--- 634714407 +>>634712656 +Thankfully, you can play for free +--- 634714565 +>>634711696 +Why does JP get all the good maintenence? I want gibs too. +--- 634714717 +How long until XD comes to global? +--- 634715231 +>>634701798 +>he's angry this thread dares to take up space of his precious 5th genshin thread +but he spams genshin threads too +the first time I saw it was on a genshin thread actually +--- 634715254 +>>634714717 +Should be about July or August. +--- 634715658 +>>634683047 (OP) +for me it's foxes diff --git a/v/634683402.txt b/v/634683402.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..731c4ae7de76393f6c0291362be4926f13fb8552 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634683402.txt @@ -0,0 +1,571 @@ +----- +--- 634683402 +>*filters zoomers* +--- 634683595 +I'm a zoomer and i played and enjoyed it quite a bit, chequemate +--- 634683635 +>>634683402 (OP) +I like both but the remake is harder. +--- 634683901 +the aiming is atrocious +--- 634684707 +>>634683402 (OP) +It's easier than the remake. +--- 634685849 +>>634683402 (OP) +>filters +Love how the term has de-evolved to the point where people say an easier game "filters" fans of a harder game. +--- 634687129 +>>634683402 (OP) +post your playtime and cheevos +--- 634687346 +>>634683402 (OP) +What's the best way to play this nowadays? Can I just emulate the Gamecube version? +--- 634687441 +>posting the inferior, incomplete version +imagine being a gamecube owner +--- 634688043 +>>634683402 (OP) +Played through the og at least 10-15 times. Unlocked everything and had a blast grinding mercenaries for the hand cannon. 10/10 game for its time. + +On my 5th playthrough of remake. I've unlocked everything and am down to like 8 challenges left after not really focusing on doing challenges (never made or kept saves to do challenges, just did them as they came up on a whim during a playthrough). One I know I have left is del lago poon which would be easy to savescum but I'm having such a blast playing I know I'll just get it accidentally on a random playthrough. Currently doing a cat ears professional silent stranger run with maxed killer 7, cqbr, riot gun, and le5. + +My only complaint with the remake is mercenaries. Remake mercenaries is more fun, but it is too easy and has too few characters and maps. It will get better with updates. Otherwise remake shits all over the og. I can't see myself ever playing the og ever again. +--- 634688173 +>Otherwise remake shits all over the og. I can't see myself ever playing the og ever again. +--- 634688330 +>>634688173 +>wojakposters +I hope you realize you instantly give a win to whoever you reply to or whoever's post you reference. +People even falseflag as wojakposters. +--- 634688540 +>>634683635 +>>634684707 +>>634685849 +Why are zoomers so obsessed with difficulty? Is Bandai at blame for starting this shit by advertising Dark Souls as le super hardcore prepare to die game? You play video games to have fun, not to win in an imaginary competition. +--- 634688559 +>>634683402 (OP) +zoomzooms hate everything that isn't a soulless neutered censored demake for their muttstation +--- 634688613 +>>634687346 +Yes +--- 634688647 +>>634688540 +Overcoming challenge through skillful play is its own reward for a lot of people. I love the original RE4, but it's a very easy game, even on Professional the game is on autopilot once you realize that Leon is invincible 95% of the time lmao +--- 634688709 +>>634688043 +I'm playing on professional now on my 2nd playthrough. I'm on chapter 6. Does it get crazy hard? +--- 634688821 +>>634688540 +Boomers are the ones that are obsessed with difficulty, tard. Boomers talk all the time how game nowadays are easy as shit compared to arcade games +--- 634688947 +How do you get “filtered” by a game that’s far easier and far more forgiving? +>boomers filtered by a game that isn’t broken by tmp headshot round house kick xD +kill yourself for talking about a game you haven’t even touched +--- 634689050 +>>634688647 +>Overcoming challenge through skillful play is its own reward +Yeah, I agree, but that doesn't mean that difficulty equals to a good game, and the remake isn't even hard to begin with. +>>634688821 +Older people who like video games complain about handholding and oversimplification of everything. +--- 634689086 +>>634688947 +Point is that the OG has soul and the remake is soulless goyslop made for zoomers who can't handle playing a game made before the PS4 came out +--- 634689304 +>>634688947 +>filtered means the game is too difficult +Zoomers get filtered by anything older than Call of Duty Black Ops. They will always complain about older games being "clunky" instead of adapting. +--- 634689404 +>>634689304 +Are these “zoomers” in the room with you right now? +>>634689086 +The remake has more soul in chapter 2 then you have in your entire family tree you worthless gook +--- 634689594 +>>634683402 (OP) +Who gives a fuck about what zoomers like or dislike. +--- 634689757 +>>634689404 +They are in this very thread, claiming that the remake is so hardcore because they can't say anything else positive about it. +--- 634689782 +>>634689050 +>and the remake isn't even hard to begin with. + +Show me your S+ pro run +--- 634689831 +>>634683402 (OP) +played it +beat it on professional and unlocked everything 3 times now +still think it's meh, remake is meh too i guess +--- 634689875 +>>634683402 (OP) +Shitty, unplayable controls that were only that way because of hardware limitations of the time. Only boomerfags would defend this. +--- 634690260 +>>634689875 +Yeah they literally couldn't make a game with twinstick movement on 6th gen, totally impossible +--- 634690507 +>>634690260 +not on that shitty rubber nipple c stick on the gamecube controller +--- 634690581 +>>634689875 +filtered zoom zoom +--- 634690603 +>Buh the remake is harder +Because it controls like ass. If feels like Leon is fucking drunk. As soon as you adjust to the crap factor its piss easy. +>Muh pro s+ +Anti-fun speedrun autism where you desperately try to avoid action because pro isn't balanced when the entire reason people like 4 is because of the action. +--- 634691003 +>>634683402 (OP) +--- 634691079 +>>634691003 +pretty much my experience. but I'm very sensitive to movement in games so RE4 was never going to click with me until I played the remake +--- 634691350 +>>634690603 +>its piss easy +>pro isn't balanced + +lmao, it's too easy but pro mode is too hard for you, conveniently it's not your fault game is just LE CLUNKY +--- 634691485 +let's be honest it's fucking garbage with the controls and on top of that is just ugly with the piss filter +--- 634691528 +>>634688540 +Because modern games are far less difficult than even games released a decade ago. +--- 634691548 +>>634691485 +>piss filter +--- 634691712 +>>634691528 +and then /v/ shat themselves when RE4make ended up being harder than the original because their egos couldn't handle being filtered by le casual 2023 goyslop or whatever +--- 634692251 +>>634688540 +I have fun winning imaginary competitions +--- 634694251 +>>634683635 +True, however you can buy infinite ammo now via microtransactions so it evens +--- 634695202 +>>634688559 +its not "zoomers" +its always been this way +most people are cattle unable to discern the quality of creative works +--- 634695220 +>>634683402 (OP) +No matter how hard you want to cope about the remakes success, RE4 was never hard and didn't filter anyone. You get a fucking checkpoint every door. +--- 634695326 +>>634689086 +Nope, but do keep screeching you contrarian faggot +--- 634695378 +>>634691003 +these people dont like games, they are not passionate about games +they just like 1 or 2 normie games a lot and then become a journalist +--- 634695393 +>>634690603 +>Because it controls like ass. +AHAHAHAHAAHAHAH. RE4 has the worst controls of its generation of RE games. So fucking bad fans had to fix the PC port by giving it RE5's camera control +--- 634695409 +>>634683635 +So what. The original is actually FUN and doesn't have a second delay in it's controls like the remake. Playing the remake feels like work. +--- 634695454 +reddit franchise. every game in this series new and old is dogshit for capeshitters +--- 634695481 +>>634687129 +Pre-ordered +6 hours +Not even at Gigante yet +--- 634695517 +>>634691485 +It doesn't have a piss filter, it just has a color pallette exclusively made up of brown and grey. +--- 634695540 +>>634695409 +you are the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen +--- 634695562 +>>634684236 +Hey, 4 isn't rotten... +--- 634695574 +>>634687129 +How are you not 100% yet? +--- 634695660 +>>634695540 +Have fun with your lag controls. Unironically more tanky than tank controls +--- 634695771 +>>634695517 +>>634691548 +looks like piss +--- 634695828 +>>634683402 (OP) +you should have seen how many obese zoomer retards got filtered by 2 when that demake came out +--- 634695834 +Odd to see basically everyone say that they loved the original but simultaneously think the remake is better in every way, even ways that are factually incorrect. +--- 634696426 +>>634683402 (OP) +check this cute filter! +--- 634696451 +>>634683635 +>remake is harder +I agree but primarily because of the spongy enemies and the worse controls (calm down zoomer). I was often outplayed by the gay camera, not by the ganados +--- 634696802 +>>634689086 +>”muh soul” +Your childhood sucked, your current life sucks and you suck. The remake fixed all the issues of the original whilst still staying true to the theme of the franchise +--- 634696898 +>>634695409 +>OMG DOES THIS CHARACTER HAVE INERTIA IM LOSING MY MIIIIIIND SAVE ME NIGGGGERMAAAAAAANNNNN +--- 634696995 +>>634696898 +It's not fun and never will be. It's about as fun as playing an online game on a slow dial up modem with bad ping(since you are a zoomer you probably don't know what that is) +--- 634697037 +the remake filters way more boomers honestly +--- 634697070 +>>634696426 +Soulless AI garbage +--- 634697145 +>>634696802 +>The remake fixed all the issues of the original +There were no issues in the original, it was perfect and the demake wants to get rid of that and replace it with soulless goyslop for the twitch generation (zoomers) +--- 634697161 +>OGfags still seething after losing everywhere +--- 634697219 +>>634697145 +>There were no issues in the original, it was perfect +--- 634697226 +>>634684236 +I don't agree, but I loled. +--- 634697338 +>>634697145 +QTEs +--- 634697406 +>>634695409 +That's fucked. +--- 634697659 +>>634688540 +I guarantee this retard would be complaining about casualization if they made it the same with the original. +--- 634697989 +>>634697145 +>QTEs +>castle feels like a silly amusement park +>Krauser is a literally who? +>Luis is a literally who? +>Sadler acts like a cartoon villain +>Leon is a simp +>tank controls +Don’t even bother trying to defend this. This is outdated garbage controls +>too easy +>Ashley is annoying and stupid +>U3 was so boring and forgettable, he didn’t even make it into the remake +--- 634698048 +>>634683402 (OP) +Zoomers played this in their ps2 as kids you retarded old cunt. The oldest zoomers were born in 1996. +Get a life. +--- 634698108 +>>634698048 +>Zoomers played this in their ps2 as kids you retarded old cunt. The oldest zoomers were born in 1996. +>Get a life. +--- 634698151 +>>634698048 +Wrong. +All the zoomers praising the remake were born after the PS3 and 360 came out, meaning they never played the original RE4 or any game that came out before the PS3 +--- 634698596 +>>634698151 +Of course they have played the original. It was accessible on all platforms. They have never played any of the other OG games though +--- 634699047 +>>634697070 +ENTER +--- 634699064 +>>634688540 +>he says in a thread that starts with the word 'filters' +--- 634699273 +>>634683402 (OP) +>All these idiots going on about "muh difficulty" +>>634689875 +Twinstick is fucking awful and every "modern" game that relies on twinstick either heavily filters your input (like RE4makes aim assist) or uses shit like "cover based shooting" as an excuse for the player to leave one stick completely alone while they slowly pan their cursor over whatever they want to shoot. +That one reactionary journalist was unironically correct, the Polygon Doom gameplay is exemplary of how your average person uses twinstick in a game that doesn't hold your hand and if you really want to see this kind of gameplay then M+KB exists so stop trying to make a subpar input method try to approximate the snappy and accurate input that it is functionally incapable of providing. +--- 634699575 +Both games are easy, original one has one difficult area and remake has multiple of them, but it's still easy especially with OP costumes. Remake wants to make you tense all the time and has faster pacing, original one lets you appreciate the atmosphere better. Also shotgun has crazy AoE in the original, huge clumped up monsters don't even need grenades, shotgun does the same. Both games are good and you will never change anyone's mind. +--- 634699707 +>>634699064 +Different filters can filter different things. Remember to use the correct filters to avoid inhaling paint and lead fumes in the future. +--- 634699770 +>>634699575 +shotgun and kick. +--- 634699879 +>>634699575 +>slashes your kneecaps +nothing personal anon +--- 634699984 +I said it in the last thread and I thing re4 is about a 3.5. it's alright but it's surprisingly easy and the controls (mainly movement and aiming) kinda suck. I understand but having been spoiled by most games having the ability to move, aim, and shoot at the same time is hard to not miss it. +--- 634700067 +>>634697989 +these are all legit complaints people had about this game UNTIL a remake was announced. Now suddenly it's "soul". faggots on this board are contrarians +--- 634700235 +>>634697989 +>tank controls bad +opinion disregarded +--- 634700304 +>>634700235 +Don't and will never like them. They are bad and you only like them because others hate them. +--- 634700365 +>>634695517 +RE5 definitely look more like piss filter. +--- 634700541 +>>634700304 +>you only like them because others hate them +No, I like them because they are good for games designed around them, and differing control styles facilitate different types of gameplay. You assume that someone can only like different kinds of gameplay out of spite, and make this assumption out of your own incompetence, dismissiveness, and inability to adapt. +--- 634700810 +>>634700365 +5 is one of my favorite games in the series. +--- 634700901 +>>634700541 +The older RE games with fixed camera angles are better because of tank controls. But adding it to RE4 was just laziness +--- 634701224 +>>634683402 (OP) +It was good, but the remake is better because it finally offers difficult fights in which the enemies can take shots from your maxed guns without instantly dying & they don't instantly stagger for you to kick them. +Even if it's just needing an additional shot, this is fantastic because it adds up when you're swarmed, that "get out of jail" card that was headshot + kick is mostly gone (you gotta put some effort in) +But most importantly, hp numbers. Just play standard if you want it to be like old RE, but I hated how there was zero challenge once you got better weapons in the classic game. +Well, I guess I could nerf myself and make a "zero upgrades" playthrough, but whatever. This game lets me go full power and still struggle. +--- 634701576 +>>634701224 +Yeah I enjoyed my pro run. Ng hardcore was stupid, I remember people going apeshit about capcom calling that difficulty "for those who've played the original" and getting literally shitstomped. +--- 634702432 +>>634701576 +That might be the secret reason boomers don't like it lmao they got baited +--- 634702803 +Notice how the "RE4 is bad because it ruined the series by going action" argument has almost disappeared from this board and has been replaced with "actually RE4 is bad because its clunky and dated and the remake finally made it good" because they realized they actually liked Action RE. Zoomers are disingenuous little shits. +--- 634702970 +>>634702432 +Those fags probably wanted to speedrun the game on the first try to show how easy it is and that zoomers are casuals. Only to smash their screen after they couldn’t stun+kick a zombie on the first try. So now they have resorted to calling it soulless without anything to back it up +--- 634703076 +>>634702803 +>"RE4 is bad because it ruined the series by going action" +It's something that was already said in 2005 you stupid cunt. Has nothing to do with zoomers. +--- 634703228 +>>634683402 (OP) +This is one of the most popular fucking games ever made, re-released on consoles constantly for almost two decades. It's not some cult classic bullshit that no one younger than 30 likes just because you're seething over the remake getting a ton of praise. +--- 634703289 +>>634703076 +No one said that, RE4 was considered scary as shit back in the day. Everyone feared the chainsaw dude (even if you can permanently push him away with a shotgun, no one liked hearing the RUUUMMMRRRRUUUUMMMRUM sound of the chainsaw and the imagery of that guy with a potato sack on his head coming for you). +Overall, the whole atmosphere and enemies were scarier than most things out there. Maybe now we're more used to it but crazy cannibalistic Spanish people cursing you and making sacrifices was scary on its own. +--- 634703453 +>>634703289 +It's hard to forget being beheaded by chainsaw, was pretty memorable at the time and posted everywhere. +--- 634703526 +>>634703289 +Village was the only scary part. Castle and bathrobe wearing cultists were silly. Military island was the complete opposite of scary (besides the regenerators) +--- 634703592 +>>634703453 +Right. +Also now after years we know to be on the lookout for him, must have been a shock trying to fight him like any other villager and seeing him be unstoppable & instakilling you, hell maybe we didn't even know of the shotgun, I know the village fight can go in different ways and trigger a chainsaw dude even if you never enter that house. +--- 634703606 +>>634703289 +>No one said that +Prove it. +--- 634703613 +>>634688559 +>wow so you are saying you actually ENJOYED the objectification of Ashley? wow dude just, wow +zoomers are really fucking funny to me, they perform so hard, +--- 634703940 +I will not play the remake simply because the game did not need a remake. +as simple as that +--- 634703948 +>>634683635 +No it's not. The mendez fight in the og on Pro is harder than the Mendez fight in the remake on pro +--- 634704001 +>>634683635 +>make enemies take 15 shots to stagger +>20 to kill +wow so hard...... +--- 634704101 +>>634688540 +Easy games are just boring, even if they're mechanically deep. +They allow you to ignore most of that depth and mechanics and just mash X to win. +--- 634704412 +>>634704001 +skill issue. I don't have this problem playing on either hardcore/pro. +--- 634704495 +>>634683402 (OP) +Nah, this was actually one of the first games to appeal to zoomies + +The real zoomer filter is original RE1-3 +--- 634704527 +>>634683635 +Yes. Because they made the shooting and the staggering is shit. And the movement a lot less precise. +I have no idea why people think that difficulty because of less control is a good thing. +--- 634704532 +>>634703948 +I doubt that a lot. On my NG+ Hardcore run, Mendez still killed me several times because I expected him to quickly fall to my maxed Skull Shaker or Bolt Rifle directly to the torso but he tanked that shit and killed me. + +Like everyone in the remake, he's harder to stun. For the original Mendez I'd just throw a grenade as soon as the fight started, stun him, then unload TMP. + +I think in my original Pro pistol-only run (starter pistol) he took around 22 or 27 bullets to die, I remember being disappointed that the final boss of the village on the max difficulty went down to a handgun clip or two. +--- 634704535 +I hate the Resident Evil 4 remake, what can I do to prove to you? +>I don't know Chuck... could you open your Steam account and tell what's there? +--- 634704593 +>>634704535 +--- 634704674 +>>634704593 +>do you recognize this steam user? his username is huell_babineaux089. He’s on your friends list, he gifted you re4 hours after it came out. +>you have a 100 hours in it and you said nothing +--- 634704730 +>>634703948 +this is actually such bullshit. it's so easy to tell when faggots on here haven't actually played og re4 on pro. there's like 2 hard parts in the entire game, the area after you first get injected and the water room. that's it. +--- 634704838 +>>634704730 +Also the the area with the last JJ, the military base pressing red buttons, I always forget that it exists. +And the 3 turrets section. + +That's about right. +--- 634704871 +>>634704730 +>the area after you first get injected and the water room +Not at all. These aren't hard. +The hard parts are Krauser if you don't know the knife trick and the Mike section. +--- 634704967 +>>634683635 +And darker, I understand that they wanted to make it scarier but holy mother of God I feel like I'm playing Doom 3 again, I think this is the 2nd game that I almost max the brightness. +--- 634704991 +>>634704838 +thank you, I ran og re4 on pro for the first time last month before the remake released and I was honestly shocked at how easy most of the game was after avoiding that difficulty for so long. +>>634704871 +assuming the knife trick is when you push him into a corner and stunlock him there? +--- 634705018 +>>634704674 +I AM NOT AUTISTIC! +I AM NOT SCHIZO! +I AM NOT BLIND! +I KNOW THE ORIGINAL GAME IS BETTER AND THE NU ONE SOULLES! +I know back in 2005. The game received a perfect score. As if I could ever make such a mistake. +>NEVER! NEVER! I just – I just couldn't prove it. They-they-COVERED THEIR TRACKS, they got that idiot at ign to give it a perfect score. And paid shills to say the remake is better than the original +>mr.anon you don't have to- +You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This faggotry? They've done worse. That leather jacket and trench coat that Claire and Ada wore in the RE2 Remake! Are you telling me that was put in to feel more realistic and it was always intended for them to take it off? NO! She ORCHESTRATED it! ANITA! +They did it to appease feminists who hate sexy attractive females. +THEY WERE ORDERED TO MAKE CHARACTERS INTENTIONALLY UGLY AND HAVE SMALLER BALLISTICS TO NOT OFFEND SJWS AND TRANNIES. AND ALSO SCORE BLACKROCK AND VANGUARD ESG CREDIT! +And I played them! And I shouldn't have. I torrented them onto my own SSD! What was I thinking? They'll never change. They'll never change! Ever since 1999, always the same! Couldn't keep retconning established scenery like the RPD entrance and cutting features like a firehose! BUT NOT OUR CAPCOM! COULDN'T BE OUR PRECIOUS CAPCOM! CAPCOM WHO HAS HALF THE DISC CONTENT AS OVERPRICED DLC YOU HAVE TO PAY TO UNLOCK! Stealing them blind! And THIS gets to be GOTY? What a sick joke! +I should've stopped boosting their online engagement when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop them! You- +--- 634705120 +>>634703289 +>No one said that + +I did and I still do even to this day. RE4 is average at best and easily one of the most overrated game ever. also lol you found re4 scary, what a pussy. +--- 634705150 +>>634683402 (OP) +RE4 OG on Pro is easier than RE4R on Standard. +The OG version actually gives you ammo. Even on pro they shower you with shotgun shells. +You get a free magnum and rocket launcher +Pistols are pin point accurate. The bolt action rifle can outright kill Regenerators without hitting the parasites. The Striker was basically easy mode once you buy it. +RE4R gives Leon more to work with but comes at the price of much more aggressive enemies. The dynamic drops of RE4R is broken, you can be completely out of ammo and every box will give you money. +--- 634705160 +>>634704871 +Krauser is such a legit hard boss fight if you don't cheese him. Both in OG and the remake. +Felt like a bitch killing him with five killer7 shots to the face, the fact he took so many from the strongest regular gun means he'd be a nightmare if I wasn't playing optimally. + +In the original he has more hp than the regenerators... though again, he takes x3 damage on the head when stunned. +--- 634705195 +>>634683402 (OP) +>CHEESED TO MEET YOU, BATMAN! +--- 634705224 +Watching the comparison video really makes OG RE4 looks super drab. +I've been playing it with the UHD edition and the massive HD Project mod for quite a while that I forgot how low res it really looked. +--- 634705278 +>>634705150 +>Even on pro they shower you with shotgun shells +>Pistols are pin point accurate +So they made the game actually fun before artificially making it difficult. +--- 634705323 +>>634683402 (OP) +zoomer currently replaying the gamecube version, im at chapter 4-2, will probably finish it tomorrow after work, its actually way harder than I remember, I played it when I was a kid and got to the lab before dropping it. +--- 634706292 +>>634705323 +>not playing it on PC with hd project mod +--- 634706840 +>>634706292 +>hd project mod +this shit destroys all the vibrant colors +--- 634707234 +>>634683402 (OP) +>zoomer +I'm 32 and could never get used to the retarded tank controls. Fuck this jank game. +--- 634707281 +>>634706840 +You can adjust colors however you want it. +--- 634707613 +>>634705150 +>RE4 OG on Pro is easier than RE4R on Standard +RE4R hardcore is the equivalent to original RE4 pro mode. RE4R Pro is a slaughter and unfair without bonus weapons. +--- 634708508 +>>634703289 +>RE4 was considered scary as shit back in the day +AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA + +what the fuck am I reading, I guess its "scary as shit" if the toddler playing it on their gaycube has nothing except weee gees mansion and mario as their point of reference +--- 634709698 +HUNK being in the game pissed off Adafags on Twitter. +--- 634709914 +>2010 +>re4 RUINED RE forever with action shit. You get showered with ammo and healing! +>2023 +>vhg...the low IQ masses can't enjoy a challenge like re4 anymore... +--- 634711402 +>>634706292 +the hd project mod is great but the shading, transparency, and basically any advanced graphic effect is better in gamecube +--- 634711843 +>>634707613 +>RE4R Pro is a slaughter and unfair without bonus weapons. + +It's very tough but not insurmountable if you use stealth, parries and run past shit in the early game whern you have little ammo. +--- 634711894 +>>634683635 +Oh no no no no boomers how do we respond +--- 634712220 +>>634683402 (OP) +I really liked the original actually. Easily my favourite game. + +I should play the original tank controls games, but I suck at puzzles. 3 really interests me because of all the randomised stuff which I really liked in RE3make. + +>>634687129 +Haven't bought the remake yet, got them all on the original. +>>634687346 +The RE4 HD project is well worth it, works on the Steam version which goes for £3 on sale. +>>634704535 +>>634704593 +>>634704674 +>>634705018 +nice +--- 634712354 +It's alright, nothing earth-shattering though. +--- 634712506 +The HD versions remapping the controls with no way to make them match the SD versions is the height of shitty decisions. +--- 634712582 +>>634683402 (OP) +>*Zooms Filters* +--- 634712598 +OG had SOUL. + +Demake is woke goyslop. +--- 634712658 +>>634712598 +Please don't insult modern Capcom. They are trying. +--- 634712693 +OG is too easy after playing Rem4ke, even on pro. +--- 634713682 +>>634712693 +If we're being honest, no one plays RE games for difficulty. None of them are even remotely hard including Remake, I don't think difficulty is the appeal of the franchise. Play NGB or endgame MH4U (Apex) if you want action games that'll really push you to the limit. +--- 634714048 +This is my favorite track from re4 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVMDEYjns8E [Embed] +--- 634714160 +>>634695660 +Playing on PC I had zero lag with my controls and can run and turn on a dime. Also, controller fags are cringe. +--- 634714256 +>>634700810 +Imagine unironically preferring a sloppy, poorly designed game like 5 over Remake 4. +--- 634715110 +>>634714256 +at least it's an original game and not a cash-in demake +--- 634715248 +>>634688559 +>make a side by side comparison with literally zero commentary, just objective footage +>somehow people think he's screaming "old good new bad" +maybe because when you actually look at them side by side its..... true? + +I think the remake is great in its own way but you can't deny modern games lose so much soul when it comes to little details because they're more focused on muh realism +--- 634715790 +>>634705018 +based, I thought chicaneryposting was over diff --git a/v/634683763.txt b/v/634683763.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..805cab2f6c391588537e38c2541f3ba7a2b8f722 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634683763.txt @@ -0,0 +1,670 @@ +----- +--- 634683763 +Previous Thread: >>634567953 → + +>Post references and names in one post +>Keep it vidya origin +>No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. +>Have fun! + +NSFW Deliveries: >>>/i/706274 +https://catbox.moe/ or alternatively https://litterbox.catbox.moe/ + +>Booru Collection +https://vidya.pics/ + +Drawing Books and drawing programs: +>>>/ic/drawing sticky: >>>/ic/1579290 +--- 634683790 +>>634683763 (OP) +Anchor Post +--- 634683794 +Draw cuddling. +--- 634683821 +Requesting my dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic drinking and dancing while Mission Control is seething and screaming at them all to get to work. +--- 634683845 +Requesting Ramlethal wearing Chel's outfit. +--- 634683912 +>>634683845 +>stealing other people's requests +--- 634684014 +Requesting Banjo dressed as a priest while Game Over Gruntilda dressed as a sexy nun. +--- 634684020 +Requesting Mari from Omori (Real World and Alive) wielding Devilsknife form Deltarune. +No dream versions or ghosts allowed. +--- 634684109 +Requesting Sage and Eggman smoking weed together celebrating 420 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CL6n0FJZpk [Embed] +--- 634684148 +Requesting a Shygal blob. +--- 634684321 +Requesting Adrasteia from Runescape getting fucked in the full Nelson position by a light skinned male, also preferably vaginal. +--- 634684337 +Just asking for a doodle of Sticks the Badger making fun of Whisper the Wolf because technically Sticks first canonical appearance was in the Sonic Boom comics. The first online issue that got posted by Archie Comics weeks before the game's release to preview the content of the new comic series and promote the show as well. +--- 634684405 +Requesting Azazel from Helltaker being caught eating the Sacramental bread and wine +--- 634684703 +Requesting the Dryad from Terraria as a modern day green eco environmentalist, no vegan stuff though since she's supposed to believe eating meat is natural, just from organically raised farms of course though. +--- 634684745 +Requesting this comic parodied with Daisy and Rosalina. Have Rosalina thinking about Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi in the penultimate panel. Alternatively Ganondorf, Ridley, King K Rool and King Dedede. +--- 634685096 +Requesting for somebody to color the pic on the left. +They are Nia, Mio, and Na'el from Xenoblade 3. +--- 634685180 +Requesting clothed sex with Sekibanki from 2hu +--- 634685319 +>>634685180 +>clothed sex +--- 634685354 +Requesting Miriam as a chef with her own TV cooking show. She does actual cooking in her game ranging from basic snacks to full course cuisines. +--- 634685542 +Requesting the Darkstalkes female cast as different styles of Japanese schoolgirl stereotypes. Asking for Sukeban and Kogal to be keep it simple but anything works, thanks. +--- 634685638 +Requesting Hena in a bikini getting a sun tan relaxing on her boat on lake hylia. +--- 634685790 +Requesting Lillia and Neeko making an ahegao face with a double peace sign +--- 634685906 +Requesting Jeanne D'Arc lifting her robes to flash her cross shaped pubic hair peaking through her semitransparent thong +--- 634686118 +Requesting Alisa giving the GE1 protagonist a nursing handjob. +--- 634686254 +sex with botfag +--- 634686270 +Requesting the panel on the right with Meopatra from Yokai-Watch +--- 634686348 +Requesting Nian and/or Dusk topless with their backs and their full arms fully painted and tattooed up like their arms. +--- 634686434 +Requesting Double sticking her tits or ass out in front of the confessional booth window while an anon recounts his sins. +--- 634686458 +Anchoring >>634274639 → +Requesting Liv from Custom Robo doing maintenance on her custom robo. +--- 634686684 +Requesting Trieste being like the guy in the topleft watching in horror as pineapples are put on pizza. +--- 634686839 +Requesting Vex opening her mouth to show her sharp fangs +--- 634686913 +>>634686213 → +>>634686213 → +>>634686213 → +Real thread +--- 634686992 +Someone please draw my man Mustang from Nikke he is just Fabulous and totally awesome +>Literally crated a Mafia, Yakuza and Triads with cute Nikkes +>All his Nikkes are THICC +>His theme song is just perfection +https://youtu.be/5VX6i6PKtlk [Embed] +--- 634687114 +Requesting Daud and his assassin gang getting into a turf war with the Dark Brotherhood from the Elder Scrolls. +--- 634687325 +Requesting the "Artificer" Slugcat from Rain World dressed as Megumin from Konosuba, the hat and the eyepatch are all it needs +Megumin reference https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7380738 +--- 634687370 +Requesting Melon wearing the dancer's outfit included in the ref. + Make it mint green like her own colors. +--- 634687419 +Requesting Sakura Sonic from Battlecats doing the "Ah eto... bleh" meme +--- 634687490 +https://files.catbox.moe/1tlmhl.png +I colored in the Dark Samus art exhibit picture : ) +>>634683790 +--- 634687520 +Requesting Shinobu as a futuristic cyber ninja. +--- 634687665 +Requesting Gene in a fancy and cute kimono, either fully done up or loose off the shoulders and with her cleavage exposed. + https://i.imgur.com/zrDpI06.png + Her wearing bunny ears is optional. +--- 634687686 +>>634687490 +Good job +--- 634687874 +Requesting Megumi Bandicoot wearing a slingshot bikini. +--- 634688101 +Requesting Cranky Kong in a rastafarian style +--- 634688115 +>>634687874 +Why not just request every single girl from the series at once, save us all some time +--- 634688129 +>>634687686 +Thanks : ) +--- 634688170 +Requesting Ly enjoying Rayman's endowed package +https://files.catbox.moe/68jdzt.png +--- 634688174 +>>634685319 +It is way hotter when they are clothed +--- 634688234 +>>634688101 +Funky Kong sounds more fitting +--- 634688345 +>>634687775 → +i don't fuck with him anywhere, the autist(s) prefer to come to me these days +--- 634688428 +Requesting the Valkyries from Clash of Clans symmetrical docking with a nice view of their cleavage or underboob +--- 634688584 +>>634683763 (OP) +I'm requesting the Great Elemental Lightning Queen from Atelier Ryza stepping on anon's face, or dick, like a dominatrix. If you can have her talking down to him at how pathetic he is that would be good too. There is literally no fan art of her that I can find. +--- 634688897 +Requesting Edelgard from fire emblem on dk island. Eating a banana seductively either in dk's treehouse or the banana hoard, wearing this outfit. +https://vidya.pics/post/view/23816 +--- 634689089 +Requesting Diomedes from Ogre Battle 64 doing the Jojo Dio pose and wrry scream. +--- 634689194 +Requesting my MMO character from the game "Mabinogi" wearing her maid outfit but also with a garland made of pretty flowers and some other flowers all over her for the welcome of spring, looking annoyed as if someone else put them on her and she endures the urge to take them off. + +Non-ingame reference: https://imgur.com/GGhgzao + +Nothing lewd, please. +--- 634689226 +>>634686913 +Better luck next time. +--- 634689305 +>>634689194 +Nice French boobies +--- 634689309 +Requesting lewds of the Ceramic Women from DreadOut. + +Here is a pose for reference +https://files.catbox.moe/hmvbmb.jpeg +--- 634689315 +>>634689194 +Start making a new album somewhere else besides imgur. They're changing their TOS. +--- 634689390 +>>634688897 +Seconding but she is flirting with Donkey Kong +--- 634689446 +>>634689315 +...So? Does it actually affect me? +--- 634689502 +Requesting Feng growing bigger tits than Cerebella looking smug while Cerebella gets clearly jealous +--- 634689634 +Requesting Fado wearing a deku scrub onesie. +--- 634689682 +Requesting Justin, Feena, and Sue from Grandia having a beach day. + +Justin wears blue swimming trunks +Feena wears a cute frilly bikini +Sue wears a one-piece +--- 634689712 +>>634689390 +Sure. Why not. If someones willing to draw it. +--- 634689854 +Someone redraw this with Jack Frost from Shin Megami Tensei +--- 634689857 +>>634689446 +Your maid is way too sexy +--- 634689929 +Make this vidya related. + +Was thinking about the Resident Evil Merchant: +https://residentevil.fandom.com/wiki/Merchant +With boobs and ass belonging to Ashley and Ada or Jill and Rebecca. +--- 634689936 +>>634689682 +The girl on the right has backwards feet +--- 634690030 +Requesting Wario proudly showing Ashley a big log he just shit out while she looks in pure disappointment. Reference pic included. +--- 634690092 +>>634690030 +Requesting this with the characters switching places +--- 634690110 +requesting ashley graham making this face +--- 634690141 +Requesting Maid Akuma cleaning anon's messy bedroom +--- 634690272 +>>634689857 +Oh youre trolling, i was worried for a second. +--- 634690362 +>>634662543 → +I've already gotten OP +--- 634690627 +Requesting Cereza in a cute goofy Spider onesie +--- 634690864 +Requesting Mario and Peach out on a wholesome picnic or other date together while you can see Bowser spying on them while seething like the incel chud he is jealous of Mario. +--- 634691278 +>>634689390 +I was thinking she beat DK and took over the island. +--- 634691432 +Requesting Alexstraza naked apron viewed from behind like this +https://files.catbox.moe/ppmd50.jpeg +--- 634691459 +Requesting Nemona turned into a PokeMILF +--- 634691521 +requesting you give chen eight wolf livers +--- 634691648 +>>634691521 +>eight wolf livers +Is this a reference to something? Never played her game. +--- 634691784 +Drawing Dark Samus is fun : ) +--- 634691794 +Requesting Din from The Legend of Zelda doing the dance in the bottom reference +--- 634691798 +Um... Uhm... Um... +I would like to color something. +Here is how i can color if your req is fun enuff. +--- 634691860 +Requesting Garrett committing grand theft carriage that is ran by burricks instead of horses. +--- 634691876 +>>634691798 +you give me a request starman now! +--- 634691907 +>>634691648 +its a reference to generic RPGs with pointless sidequests where NPCs ask for a random amount of dumb stuff +--- 634691935 +>>634691648 +I think its just a joke poking fun at skyrim's radiant quests. +--- 634691946 +>>634691798 +https://vidya.pics/post/view/72531 +https://litter.catbox.moe/lj2252.jpg +--- 634691971 +Requesting Mohg being held in court with the Tarnished as the prosecutor asking Miquella where on the doll that Mohg touched him, also maybe as a joke have the doll be a miniature cocoon. +--- 634691972 +>>634691907 +Thank you. +--- 634691976 +>>634691798 +--- 634692034 +>>634691798 +colr my niggy +--- 634692198 +>>634691798 +drago and aruru +https://files.catbox.moe/j2s7y9.jpg +--- 634692237 +>>634691798 +gerbil +--- 634692263 +>>634691798 +Could you possibly do >>634685096 ? +Here's the original pic. +--- 634692276 +>>634691798 +--- 634692372 +>>634691798 +https://litter.catbox.moe/s30eem.png +https://litter.catbox.moe/cbrtt8.jpg +--- 634692419 +>>634692309 +Forgot to quote +>>634691798 +--- 634692575 +>pc crashed +Sweet +>>634691946 +>>634692198 +>>634692237 +>>634692276 +Will do +>>634691976 +>>634692309 +>neither reference nor names +>>634692372 +I will do it the last one so if u really wanna staph usin' the fukin litter box +>>634692034 +OOOOO WHO IS SHE? SHE LOOKS LIKE SCORCI CHAR!! +--- 634692652 +>>634692575 +>Doing all the bot ones again +--- 634692682 +>>634692575 +Well I thought everyone was familiar with Deviljho, he's pretty much a big green pickle. +--- 634692687 +>>634692575 +>u really wanna staph usin' the fukin litter box +Хвaтит игpaть в игpы, лaднo? +https://litter.catbox.moe/vucxjf.png +https://litter.catbox.moe/f1nppg.png +https://litter.catbox.moe/xwwhxb.jpg +--- 634692765 +>>634692575 +>OOOOO WHO IS SHE? +>being in 2023 and not knowing the sachikong +--- 634692858 +>>634692687 +She's 11, pedobot. +--- 634693037 +Requesting Knuckles getting high on weed +Happy 420 +--- 634693152 +Requesting Prez from Project Wingman having sex with Monarch in their cockpit. +--- 634693186 +>>634691784 +Drawing vidya babes wrestling is fun too :) It feels so odd people would pay me to draw or that I would be making 2K followers pic for Pixiv 2 years in after starting to draw +--- 634693264 +Requesting Nelia wearing something akin to this while she talks to an off screen Champion(CoC 2's MC) in her Shop. + +Outfit ref: https://files.catbox.moe/ywxdjd.jpg + +Also, I probably won't be able respond to any (You)'s because my internet provider is having scheduled maintenance in my area in around an hour. So take any responses with a grain of salt. +--- 634693296 +>>634693152 +you should of chose that yandere from ace combat 7 +--- 634693297 +Requesting a goth/emo Maya with the exact opposite personality of her usual 'lets think positive' attitude. +--- 634693350 +>>634693296 +You mean the crazy sister from the DLC missions? Never stick your dick in crazy, Prez is the better waifu. +--- 634693398 +>>634692682 +>>634692765 +i am very out of the vidya loop. last time i played was 3 weeks ago and it was terraria calamity +--- 634693414 +>>634693350 +fuck that shit. from what i seen she must be willing to get frisky in her cockpit +--- 634693468 +>>634692687 +also x2 i have it saved. i just dun wanna do her for now. +--- 634693521 +>>634692682 +Not everyone plays Monster Hunter. +--- 634693669 +Requesting Raccoon Ami hugging Crash lifting him like this +https://files.catbox.moe/lyrhdt.jpg +--- 634693672 +>>634693521 +Most people do according to MH World +--- 634693715 +>>634692765 +Requesting that pic with Cirno +--- 634693819 +Requesting Rose of Sharon Cassidy from Fallout New Vegas working as a stripper in one of the citys casinos some rowdy caesars legion soldiers in the audience catcalling her as she performs. +--- 634693824 +>>634692687 +Хвaтит быть пeдoфилoм +--- 634693909 +Requesting Gallade and Kirlia as Wolf and Kuro from Sekiro. +--- 634694064 +>>634693468 +Bene, be more upfront. +--- 634694278 +Can you /b/ faggots just fuck off with the botfag shit already? I'm getting sick of him accusing me of your stupid bullshit, take your gay fights with him back to /b/. +--- 634694353 +Requesting Majin 21 attempting to eat a huge Ferrero Rocher chocolate in one bite +--- 634694358 +>>634694278 +Nice try Botfag. We won't stop until you are gone. +--- 634694556 +>>634693824 +>>634694358 +I know this is you azazelfag +--- 634694738 +>>634692372 +nhghgh fine you first then niggy then fish +>>634694064 +russians are very... silly, sosu +--- 634694797 +>>634694738 +Nice job. +--- 634694819 +Requesting Hsien-ko and Q-Bee crushing Anon's head with their breasts +--- 634695004 +>>634694738 +Then stop being silly, raccoonman. +--- 634695038 +>>634695004 +can't... too little friends... too much melancholy. such is life +--- 634695165 +Grim Reaper Rozalin about to kill Disgaea RPG for Global after doing in the CN version. + Pirate works too because the publisher is worthless. +--- 634695178 +>>634683790 +--- 634695203 +>>634694556 +Botfag, you ousted yourself as Azazelfag on /b/ a while back. It's over. +--- 634695240 +>>634695178 +Who requested this? +--- 634695247 +>>634695178 +--- 634695269 +>>634695038 +Such is life for the children of winter. +Baм нyжны нacтoящиe дpyзья, и пepecтaньтe oбщaтьcя c людьми, кoтopыe видят в вac тoлькo иcтoчник oдoбpeния, кoтopoгo oни жaждyт, нaпpимep, вaш пpиятeль, кoтopый зaнят coздaниeм здecь пpoблeм. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfphErrGkQY [Embed] +--- 634695335 +>>634695269 +you are wrong howevernontheless. i only ever talk to 3 people. you, old man and ***** +now be a friendo and tell me who that niggy girl is +--- 634695429 +Requesting Angela in a tight fitting and low cut dress showing off her cleavage and wide hips. +--- 634695480 +>>634695335 +sachiko koshimizu, you better do your best on those sunnies. +--- 634695587 +>>634695480 +>raccoon hat +i think you don't want me to color them that much afterall +--- 634695705 +>>634695587 +Then I won't help you again, no worth if I can't make a simple joke. Not even my request, they can get Aradias if they want to be lazy. +--- 634695821 +>>634695240 +Drawfags are encouraged to post their own vidya art. Don't need to be requested. The other drawthreads that are just drawfags posting their board related art are much more popular among drawfags: the /v/ fan art drawthreads have 20 times more drawfags participating than these threads and the reason seem to be the requester autims these Botfag threads have. Botfag keeps trying to spin it as if he wasn't the reason but everytime he referes to support of imaginary majority it just makes him come off more and more pathetic. +--- 634696028 +Requesting Aisha wearing Chel's outfit. +--- 634696132 +>>634683790 +--- 634696143 +Requesting pic related with Dusty from Fortnite +--- 634696462 +Requesting Cassandra wearing a tight fitting latex body suit like Taki's but with a color similar to her normal outfit. +--- 634696612 +>>634693186 +Ok Dan Nainan +--- 634696784 +>>634696612 +Man fuck bitch ass jujube +Ya hear me? +FUCK YOU BITCH ASS JUJUBE +--- 634696894 +>>634696784 +Draw a penis. +--- 634696979 +>>634696894 +and fuck you fishfag +I dunno what bounty the super secret drawing council is giving you but it pisses me off +--- 634697020 +>>634693186 +I should draw Dark Samus fighting. +--- 634697039 +Requesting Mona wearing a micro bikini +--- 634697096 +Requesting Isabella Bandicoot wearing a slingshot bikini. +--- 634697184 +>>634697020 +I knew it was you bitch ass scorn born corn horn porn FUCK YOU +--- 634697249 +>>634697184 +? +--- 634697265 +>>634697096 +This with Nina Cortex instead +--- 634697404 +>>634697265 +>Lunatic outing himself as botfag +Uhoh guys? +--- 634697518 +>>634697404 +I hate that motherfucker, there’s a reason he’s on the list along with the rest of you +--- 634697570 +Now I’m reallly fucking pissed +--- 634697584 +Implied ballbusting while futa widowmaker is bent over seductively at a table trying to keep a seductive look on her face. To be clear futa widow is the one getting hit in the balls. Found a new reference to use +--- 634697597 +Requesting the Battletoads getting too close for comfort towards Reboot Dark Queen. +The Reboot Dark Queen, not the original one. Don't try to "fix" her design by giving her bigger boobs or an exposed cleavage +--- 634697651 +>>634697584 +>>634697597 +Are you too saying I’m the fucking bot??? +FUCK YOU NIGGAS +--- 634697676 +Requesting Tandi giving the Vault Dweller some reward sex after he rescued her from the Khan raiders. +--- 634697703 +Requesting an Anon transforming into Loba. +--- 634697719 +>>634697651 +You're certainly acting like him +--- 634697761 +>>634697719 +Yo daddy is acting like him +--- 634697770 +>>634697518 +I can see why you would hate yourself, everyone on these threads already hate you. +--- 634697771 +Requesting Tao having a shower while complaining that Arakune/Black squiggly's slime is hard to wash out of her hair/tail. +--- 634697815 +>>634697761 +Draw a fish with a penis you queer. +--- 634697843 +Requesting Yukie from Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines having wild heated sex with the male gangrel MC. +--- 634697857 +>>634697770 +that sounds like you’re projecting +--- 634697910 +>>634697815 +fuck you scorn born corn horn +--- 634697995 +>>634683845 +>>634696028 +snooooooore +--- 634698171 +Requesting a Post Moogle delivering a box of lewd WoL merch to Nanamo while she's in a middle of a meeting with the other Alliance leaders. Bonus: The Moogle lists off the items to confirm it's the right order due to new company policy. +--- 634698297 +>>634698171 +yo mama act like him too +don’t get me started bitch +--- 634698330 +>>634698171 +>>634698171 +Potatofag has been shitposting for the last two hours +--- 634698757 +>>634697910 +Calm down +--- 634698808 +>>634698297 +? + +>>634698330 +I just got home from work? Why are you dragging me into your autism already? +--- 634698968 +Requesting Orphea painting a Dickbutt graffiti +--- 634699034 +>>634698808 +>I just got home from work +>>634698171 +>Not the first post +Suspicious +--- 634699082 +>>634698757 +yo mama should calm down +she couldn’t keep her legs closed +--- 634699097 +>>634692034 +the niggy +>>634695705 +don't be a baka. u know how much i love my babies. +--- 634699463 +>>634698171 +We all bullying Potatofag now? Cool. I hate you, you dumb Aussie! Your waifus are shit. +--- 634699658 +>>634687490 +Requesting Dark Samus getting hit by dark beam and she swells up until +a) she gets thick +b) she explodes +--- 634699864 +Requesting the delete this meme with the Taken from Grim Dawn. +--- 634700202 +>>634687490 +Never stop, Scornbro. Never stop. +--- 634700452 +>>634700202 +ok jujube +--- 634700790 +Requesting Amber from Space Leaper: Cocoon getting knocked up. +--- 634700827 +Requesting Merkabah from SMT IV looking down upon you disdainfully. Feel free to draw them however the hell you feel like. New or old artists welcome, I just feel like this wotld need more Merkabah fanart. +--- 634700971 +Requesting Vivian from Underrail having sex with the protagonist with them both hiding behind one of the lockers so they don't get caught by the other JKK agents. +--- 634702219 +>>634700790 +Lewd fox +--- 634702642 +Requesting wardrobe malfunction with Shamir's (Fire Emblem) big titties, she can wear her usual outfit or some casual clothes that you choose + +Even better if you can add some wholesome teasing to it +--- 634702753 +>it's Hitler's birthday +draw Lucina smoking a fat blunt +--- 634702934 +>>634697651 +Tf you talking about? +--- 634703551 +Requesting Emma Millstein from Trails of Cold Steel wearing Yor Forger's dress, she would look beautiful in it, plus the two have similarities like having the same VA. +--- 634703775 +Requesting the manga panel but with the protagonist from SMT Strange Journey flipping over the visor on his helmet. +--- 634704415 +Requesting trainer beating his Sylveon. No need to draw the human itself, just some offscreen stick or hand, indicating intent, is enough, main focus on the pokemon. You can use some references from the animal/dog videos on how they react to raised hand, basically lowering themselves to the ground, trying to avoid . Artistic take and appropriation to the context applicable of course. Expressions and body language is the most important thing here. +--- 634706242 +>>634704415 +No +--- 634707903 +Wake up +--- 634708170 +Requesting a cute illustration of Northern Little Sister (Hoppou's sister) trying or planning to steal some pizza from the viewer, or just eating pizza happily. +--- 634708490 +>>634707903 +Don't want +--- 634708778 +Requesting the Cheshire Cat from Black Souls wearing the Egyptian outfit in the reference. +--- 634708809 +Requesting Isabelle and the Mayor getting caught making out. +--- 634708836 +>>634683763 (OP) +Requesting Molly O’Shea from RDR2 bound and gagged +--- 634709504 +>>634704415 +What mental illness is this? +--- 634709585 +Requesting Krile wearing her FFV counterpart's outfit, with her embarrassedly telling an out of shot Tataru that this isn't what she meant by her wanting a new outfit like the other Scions. +--- 634709707 +Requesting Miu wearing the costume on the right, either seducing Shuichi or being abused by Kokichi. +--- 634709717 +Requesting Arle lying in a coffin peacefully at her funeral. +--- 634710110 +>>634708809 +>>>/i/743255 +You just got this a few days ago +--- 634710248 +>>634710110 +Listen here you brain-dead fuck. That. Was. Not. Mine. +--- 634710525 +Draw this Cirno +--- 634711618 +>>634710110 +I’m the guy that requested that. +--- 634711670 +>>634710110 +Fuck off reaction image using bastard +--- 634711919 +>>634710248 +>>634711618 +>>634711670 +Botfag, pls +--- 634712142 +>>634711919 +I’m not him, I’m just telling you i made that buttjob request. +--- 634712184 +>>634711670 +>Fuck off reaction image using bastard +--- 634712745 +Requesting Caitlyn dressed as the right pic. +--- 634713646 +Requesting Tamako from Mega Man Battle Network having sex in a hot spring +--- 634714575 +>>634712184 +>hurr durr muh anya face +--- 634714709 +>>634699097 +kawaii diff --git a/v/634685406.txt b/v/634685406.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..21eba1a07d296f8bbec677d22742cc6f189492df --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634685406.txt @@ -0,0 +1,423 @@ +----- +--- 634685406 +Why did point and click adventure games die out? Even though they were near impossible without a guide, Sierra games were fun. +--- 634685606 +http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/77.html +--- 634685613 +they had more soul when you had to type them out +--- 634685950 +>>634685406 (OP) +The internet is cancer/coronavirus. +As soon as it came into being, only abominations were made. +It would be a pipe dream to just delete the internet, deleting all abominations with it. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkV8PqlMwNc [Embed] +--- 634686116 +isn't that one cat game last year a point and click +--- 634686162 +>>634685406 (OP) +Just about all the PC developers went to console and point and click games are pretty pointless without a mouse to point and click. Now that PC is popular again and with analog sticks and motion controls they COULD make them more often again, but most people don't even know the genre exists. +--- 634686820 +>>634685406 (OP) +point and click/ RPG hybrid is the best vidya genre change my mind. +https://youtu.be/4QLZMJAqsAY?t=8 [Embed] +--- 634687483 +how would someone make a first person "point and click rpg" ? +pic rel is some prototype assets +--- 634687621 +>>634687483 +Like SMT? +--- 634687924 +>>634687621 +there's no walking +--- 634688078 +>>634685406 (OP) +People are still making point and click adventure games; you just aren't playing them. +--- 634688361 +>>634686162 +>Now that PC is popular again and with analog sticks and motion controls they COULD make them more often again +Kill yourself. You should know better that this will never be allowed to work under malevolent pretenses. +--- 634688837 +>>634687483 +>First person point-and-click +The entirety of the Myst series is this. I forgive you for not knowing though. It's been a long time. +--- 634689170 +>>634687483 +so like might and magic? +--- 634689239 +>>634688837 +--- 634689430 +>>634689239 +I wish I had something to give in return matching the quality of the laugh you just gave me anon. Genuinely, Thank-You. +--- 634691439 +>every single discussion of PnC videogames is just the same autistic collection of "le impossible moon logic puzzle" memes about games from the 90s and an insistence they've "stopped being made" +Absolute peak /v/ doesn't play videogames and is just a bunch of spergs pretending to fit in with a metanarrative +--- 634691840 +>>634685406 (OP) +you need good writers. Germans couldn't do that with Deponia & Co. +--- 634692008 +>>634687483 +>a first person "point and click rpg" +Ultima Underworld? +--- 634692613 +>>634685950 +>le heckin epic indie version of bioshocks hacking minigame + +This must be loved on reddit +--- 634693517 +The Wii is one of the most popular consoles of all time and was a way to bring point and click successfully to consoles and we didnt get any revival out of it. Huge lost opportunity. +--- 634693702 +Remember me? +--- 634694061 +>>634692613 +>Bioshock +Even if Bioshock used Pipe Dream, I wouldn't remember something like that, and their version of it would probably suck anyways and Windows 3.1's is better and more memorable. +--- 634694082 +>>634693702 +Modern-day "controversies" are quantity instead of quality so they fizzle out as soon as the game in question comes out. +--- 634694145 +Consoles and they're not the best looking games on the platform anymore. Other genres hit big advances and these got washed out. +--- 634694210 +>>634694082 +>type in Monkey Island in image search in Ecosia +>literally no picture of return to monkey +>no thread about it since release either on /v/ +oof +--- 634694382 +>>634685406 (OP) +Because they were a primitive concept that died out as tech advanced and you could do RPGs and adventure games in better formats. +--- 634694414 +>Sierra Games +I just want something similar to The Incredible Machine.... IS THAT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK FOR /V?? +--- 634694470 +>>634685406 (OP) +Because they were retardedly complex and quite slow in a market that was beginning to lean towards FPS's. +--- 634694471 +>>634691840 +Deponia war lustig. +--- 634694548 +>>634686820 +the furry that killed the whole genre +--- 634694552 +>>634685406 (OP) +Because it's stupid +--- 634694715 +>>634694414 +>The Incredible Machine +you ok? There are tons of clone on Steam +--- 634694756 +>>634694382 +"Advanced" adventure games turned out to be fucking CRATE PUZZLES because we have 3D now and then eventually turned into interactive movies years later. +>b-but FMV +FMV games had classic point-and-click adventure gameplay and puzzles, fuck off. Actual interactive movies, FMV or not, were quite rare. +--- 634694764 +>>634694414 +>>634694715 +Contraption maker is pretty decent for a knock off +--- 634694837 +>>634694548 +no, that's 3D games. +So, devs back then knew the genre was on its last breath, so they gave everything they could as a last hurrah. So we had the peak of the genre around the same time with Leisure SUit Larry 7, Monkey Island 3, Toonstruck, and Woodruff. +Then, we got the death with Gabriel Knight 3. +The genre never recovered since then. +Just like modern fps couldn't beat Doom. +--- 634694863 +>Why did point and click adventure games die out? +There's only so many variations of point and click puzzles you can do before devolving into moon logic or repeating ideas +--- 634694903 +>>634694756 +>FMV games had classic point-and-click adventure gameplay and puzzles, fuck off. Actual interactive movies, FMV or not, were quite rare. +This. Phantasmagoria IS a good adventure game. +--- 634695005 +>>634694837 +>Gabriel Knight 3 +It's been so many years and I still can't force myself to play it. +--- 634695012 +Just so you know, one of the best rpg series of all time is actually a point and click adventure series. +(and a typing one too, for the first two games) +>picrel +--- 634695089 +>>634685406 (OP) +>near impossible without a guide, + +That's true of shit like Police Quest and Phantasmagoria, but the Lucasarts adventure were all, in my experience, possible without the use of a guide. Even Grim Fandango, which people always complain about, can be beaten with persistence. If you were a kid in 90s with only a small collection of games, you would find the will to persist. +--- 634695134 +>>634685606 +He's not wrong, but jesus what an old website. Last post was in 2002 and about Afghanistan. +--- 634695140 +>>634694414 +https://www.gog.com/en/game/the_incredible_machine_mega_pack + +Your welcome +--- 634695214 +>>634695012 +But you don't actually point+click in that game, kek + +Point+Click was the shitty dumbed down variant for "modern audiences" invented by LucasCasulArts +--- 634695303 +>>634695005 +Gabriel Knight 1+2 were kino though +especially Gabriel Knight in hires VESA mode. +--- 634695336 +>>634685406 (OP) +are there any point and click games that share the vibe of song of saya / yume nikki / bag of milk? the only point and click game i've played is i have no mouth +--- 634695356 +>>634694414 +https://store.steampowered.com/app/18420/Crazy_Machines/ +--- 634695417 +>>634695089 +>That's true of shit like Police Quest +Shut your trap. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHJbeTlARA4 [Embed] +--- 634697182 +>>634695214 +Hence why I mentioned exactly that. +Nowadays, only the second game is still OG typing interface due to the vga version of the game. And even then, there's a fan made version of 2 as well. +--- 634698174 +Text input game but with ai +--- 634698449 +>>634685606 +This was a very fun read. I am very much old enough to have been reading this at the time, somehow I missed it. +--- 634698525 +>>634685606 +>Horrified by the knowledge that somewhere someone is playing a game that is not an adventure, genius adventure gamers abandon the hobby in droves and resort to their backup source of entertainment: various combinations of Babylon 5 novels and masturbating. + +It's weird how much reading has fallen off as a hobby amongst nerds in the last 2 decades. +--- 634699924 +>>634685406 (OP) +There's more Adventure games releasing now than at any point in the 90s, just go on Steam and search the Point & Click tag +--- 634700418 +>>634686820 +It's weird that you never saw this outside of the Quest for Glory series because point and click with RPG mechanics works so well, though I guess historically WRPGs were already heavy on adventure elements and didn't really need that, but there was still less item management and puzzle solving than you'd get from a typical point and click adventure. +--- 634700507 +>>634695089 +Sierra's games were generally not all that complex. There was the way to softlock the game in King's Quest 5 and I remember the Space Quest games being pretty cryptic, but that it. +--- 634700857 +Larry 7 is overrated. There, I said it. It's fun and enjoyable, but the girls are too cartoonish. VGA Larry games do better job at making them beauties that a guy could move mountains for. +--- 634702176 +>>634699924 +Steam-slop doesn't count. +--- 634702732 +>>634700857 +Yeah but 7 have okaydon +--- 634705726 +>>634702176 +Your mom doesn't count +--- 634705868 +>>634685406 (OP) +I only liked kyrandia games. +--- 634707047 +money I guess. like everything else. +--- 634707185 +>>634698525 +reading is useless, you can gather data much faster in better ways not to mention it's boring af +--- 634707882 +>>634685406 (OP) +What do you mean die out? They shit out new ones all the time. They're more alive than RTS games and Rail Shooters. +--- 634708145 +The reason they attracted people was the cool graphics, art style and writing that was possible thanks to the gameplay taking a backseat. +Once actual games catched up with graphics (not with writing, but casuals are retarded and can't tell the difference) they had no reason for existing anymore. +--- 634708219 +>>634700857 +for me? its the woman at the desk in the lobby with the hidden mega butt and thighs. +--- 634708648 +>>634686116 +No that’s a walking sim +--- 634709139 +>>634708219 +>Not the bungie addict +--- 634709274 +>>634685406 (OP) +Fuck I miss those younger days without internet in a way, the atmosphere of old-school sierra was unmatched. It's weird though how short these games can actually be, but I spent dozens of hours playing just KQV back in the day. + +>near impossible without a guide +Just repeated trial and error, a degree of memory recall, and sometimes dumb luck. Didn't seem as tedious back then, but I wish I still had the patience for that sort of thing. +--- 634709370 +>>634700857 +I didn't like girls in 6 much, not to mention that one of them wasn't even a girl. +This one was nice though, before she shoved that thing up Larry's ass and turned the machine on. +--- 634711623 +>>634709274 +a poisonous snek!!! + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw8qDmevBM8 [Embed] + +Speedrun history is fascinating. The translated KQ5 versions are faster, but had a game breaking bug in the end, so it was not possible to use them until they were fixed. +--- 634711728 +>>634685406 (OP) +>Why did point and click adventure games die out? +Why are you retarded, OP? Point&CLick Adventures rightfully die for a short periode around 6th gen and then come back in a way better and playable state thanks to indies and daedalic. There are new ones releasing every month. +--- 634711791 +>>634687483 +There's plenty of those. +The Dracula games and L'Amerzone come to mind. +--- 634711857 +>>634691439 +It's amazing really. These crusty 40 year olds sniffing their asses and crying that genre is supposedly dead while I can go on steam and itchio whenever and try fresh new pickings to my liking. +--- 634712048 +>absolute glorious king shit like this is released +>/v/ too filled with casuals to know of it +Typical +--- 634712095 +>>634695134 +they got hired by valve +--- 634712096 +>>634712048 +Meme +--- 634712185 +Like did you not hear of Behind the Frame? Maybe to girly for your "big boy" taste. +--- 634712234 +>>634695303 +Isolomus may catch your style. +--- 634712320 +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1603980/If_On_A_Winters_Night_Four_Travelers/ +How about thus one? It's literally fucking free and panders to your boomer ass pixel nostalgia. +--- 634712526 +>>634700857 +>VGA Larry games +EGA Larry is where it's at. The series was perfectly complete as a trilogy. +--- 634712797 +>>634685606 +>The action-packed Myst introduces casual gamers to the pleasures of Tomb Raider. +What's the connection between Myst and Tomb Raider? +--- 634712841 +>>634712526 +Larry 4 was superb. Sadly only released physically to this day. +--- 634713030 +>>634712841 +You laugh but actually, the 4th one was supposed to be an online point and click a la Must Uru +--- 634713060 +>>634685406 (OP) +there are still new P&CA games being made every year, anon. +--- 634713063 +It's technically not a Point & Click, but I stand by the claim that Luigi's Mansion 3 was very much like a Point & Click Adventure Game in its design. +Maybe not the most difficult one, but very much like one regardless. + +Would any of you agree? +--- 634713130 +>>634712797 +reread the previous paragraphs a little slower +--- 634713150 +>Sierra +They're still around bro... +https://store.steampowered.com/app/2215540/Colossal_Cave/ +--- 634713160 +YU-NO is hands down the best point and click adventure game made. And if you've ever liked a game in the genre you should absolutely try the game. +--- 634713372 +>>634685406 (OP) +>Why did point and click adventure games die out? +It didn't, there's just hundreds of other releases per 1 point and click that you have to sift to find them +Such as this released in december +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1709730/Beyond_The_Edge_Of_Owlsgard/ +--- 634713373 +>>634685606 +FPBP. To this day the conclusion of + +>Who killed Adventure Games? I think it should be pretty clear at this point that Adventure Games committed suicide. + +Is the most succinct and accurate. The reality of adventure games is that most of them sucked ass. For every Grim Fandango and Myst, there were a dozen shitty King's Quest sequels and rip-offs that had retarded puzzles, bad writing, and a bizarre sadism that often resulted in instant game overs or huge time wasting segments for no good reason. Some difficulty is good, and puzzle convolution can be enjoyable to overcome, but there's a limit and most adventure games crossed the line on every screen. It's telling that one of the reasons that most adventure game devs gave for their snap player killing was that it was designed to prevent players from just trying random combinations of items. Because when you're dealing with moon logic, that's the best strategy. + +So most people had a pretty simple choice. Play King's Journey 7: The Legend of the Not Very Amusing British Humour, or DOOM. You know, one of the best shooters ever made. Hard choice I know, but who could say no to pic related? +--- 634713414 +>>634693702 +replacing the three grizzled pirates with those 3 was so gross +--- 634713507 +>>634691840 +I liked The Whispered World and Chains of Satinav/Memoria. +--- 634713528 +>>634713063 +i only played 1 but yes it gave me that feel, i loved it. very good puzzles +--- 634713586 +>>634713030 +this +though to be precise Al Lowe was tasked with creating a prototype for an online gaming environment and he used Larry as the player's test avatar +--- 634713625 +>>634711728 +>in a way better state +Please. The big budgets were long gone and with them fantastic or even simply good VA work and arguably artwork as well. The new hotspot highlight feature is still a cheat all things considered and even it didn't help casuals from getting stuck between two trees. +--- 634713663 +>>634713373 +>shitty King's Quest sequels +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXFiT5JG-n4 [Embed] +--- 634713696 +>>634713063 +I've never played Luigi's Mansion 3, can you elaborate on this? How is it like a Point and Click game? +--- 634713726 +Play Broken Sword and Broken Sword 2. (not remastered versions, they added new content. play originals on scummvm) +--- 634713783 +>>634709139 +This. Why did we never get to bang Merrily? +--- 634714117 +i've finished deponia 1-4 three times +--- 634714261 +picrel came out recently on steam but the reviews didn't convince me so I decided to wait for a sale since I have other things to play, any of you tried it? the art looks fantastic +--- 634714274 +>>634713160 +Never played t but great soundtrack. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kjmO0aaVvY [Embed] +--- 634714345 +>>634714117 +have you seen the dev commentary? +It's hilarious +One of the games even has David fucking Hayter in it. +--- 634714358 +>>634713663 +Great vid +--- 634714376 +>>634713726 +try this if you like broken sword, it's obviously not as good but it's pretty much a love letter to the series, I think the guy that made it also made that broken sword 2.5 fangame years ago. +--- 634714508 +>>634713783 +*Nom* +--- 634714613 +>>634713696 +Well. For starters. While you don't have a mouse pointer. +You do have a flashlight, a snappy bright flash, and a plunger that you can shoot. +The flashlight in itself is kind of like hovering with a mouse pointer, while the flash and plunger are kind of like left and right click and commonly gives different reactions or responses from both the environment and characters alike. +But the game also famously has the vacuum cleaner. You can suck up objects or hold them with the vacuum nozzle to walk around with them, or shoot them by reverting the vacuum cleaner to blow. And moving objects point A to point B, or making object X interact with object Y, is core to the gameplay, its puzzles, and how to progress in the game. + +A big difference from actual point and click adventure games would probably be the lack of an inventory that you store items in. But ignoring that, you do end up doing many of the same kinds of interactions, only without placing the items in your backpack. +And the goal of the game is basically to notice oddities or irregularities that either hide a puzzle or a piece for a larger puzzle, and when you solve said puzzle. You'll find a ghost that you'll have to catch using the flashlight & vacuum cleaner. And catching all the ghosts allows you to progress further in the game etc. But the exploration, secret hunting, and puzzle solving leading up to the ghost is almost the entire gameplay. Wrestling with the ghosts can be interesting, and often tied to puzzles in itself, but it'd be apt to say that it's a puzzle game and fighting ghosts is but a small, tiny element of it. +I don't really know what to say. But it's a pretty interesting game that has a quite the unique charm to it. I respect the game quite a bit. +--- 634714726 +>>634714613 +Might also be worth noting that the game has countless of different reactions from Luigi, the player character. Depending on what you do with or find in the environment. Which is kind of reminiscent of point and click adventure games too. Even if it's but an aesthetic similarity. +--- 634714832 +>>634713783 +>WE got wet Dreams dont dry instead +--- 634714839 +>>634685606 +>For those of you clever enough to have skipped the walkthru, permit me to summarize: +Heh. He praised me. +--- 634715014 +No but seriously, what happened with TellTales? +--- 634715089 +>>634685406 (OP) +Devs refused to advance the genre, leaving only a small handful to try their hand at elevating it. +--- 634715109 +>>634715014 +they released the same product 30 times and then went broke +--- 634715129 +>>634714832 +It's funny, really. So many people tried to continue Larry over the years and all of them failed but then these krauts come up years later thinking that they're the ones who can totally do it. +--- 634715186 +>>634715014 +They got glassed. +--- 634715567 +>>634685406 (OP) +>Why did point and click adventure games die out? + +Unironically The Internet. Back then you either spent hours trying everything on everything, left the game hoping for an eureka moment when you go to bed, ordered the official hint book or phoned a friend if he happened to play the same game. +Now if you can't solve a puzzle in 5 minutes, you just alt-tab (try that in DOS) and look it up. And a game where every puzzle can be solved in 5 minutes will just feel boring and too easy. +--- 634715574 +>>634715014 +They unironically grew too successful for their own good. And with that success were too afraid to change anything about their business. Almost every single Telltale game is the same in both its style and structure outside of audio and visuals. + +But this also ended up being their death knell. Because among other things, the format of which they conducted their business was absolutely ass. +The episodic nature of their games was never actually good. It might have made their own job of developing the games somewhat easier, but the episodic format wasn't actually ever anything that won over fans. +Sure it might have prolonged discussion. And while they were still enjoying the height of their success, the added engagement from having people discuss the plots and contents of their games in-between chapters, surely helped a lot to boost their relevance and success. It might have ironically enough been a large piece in the puzzle behind their success. +But it is ironic because what was also apparent with each chapter were all the complaints about the structure and format of the games. How choices in past chapters don't matter in later chapters etc, etc. Instances of the writers so clearly rewriting the story based on the fan response between chapters, making it come across as superficial. Etc. + +The format of which they conducted their business may have ironically helped kickstart their success. +But I also firmly believe that it more than anything laid the foundation for and spelled their doom. People grew fed up with the format, but Telltale were too afraid to drop it because it was the format that had made them what they were to begin with. + +They might have actually have had it in them to make genuinely engaging and lauded adventure games, if they had actually focused on making complete, and inherently coherent releases. Instead of making these episodic products across different seasons. But who really knows. diff --git a/v/634687803.txt b/v/634687803.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e1f57020b2c894d6b85a70102cdd8aa28afd8089 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634687803.txt @@ -0,0 +1,476 @@ +----- +--- 634687803 +Who in the FUCK is running the official Pokemon twitter? +--- 634687881 +>>634687803 (OP) +zoomer corrupted by amerimutism +--- 634687964 +>>634687881 +>be reddit +>have terrible reddit opinions +more news at 11 +--- 634688014 +>>634687803 (OP) +--- 634688030 +Me. I do it for free +--- 634688089 +>>634687803 (OP) +is that the pokemon assfaggots? it's still around? +--- 634688239 +>>634688014 +What is this hairstyle called? +--- 634688329 +>>634687803 (OP) +Every corporation tries to have a "cool" twitter page, are you surprised? +--- 634688359 +>>634687803 (OP) +why are you surprised by this? every company does this. have you not seen the sonic account over the years? +--- 634688487 +>>634687881 +>Nah this ain't it chief +--- 634688509 +>>634687803 (OP) +>Who in the FUCK is running the official Pokemon twitter? +Soillenials as usual. Maybe older zoomsoys in some cases. +--- 634688564 +>>634688487 +>My guy +--- 634688595 +>>634687803 (OP) +holy shit he is LITERALLY me +i clapped and i shidded and i farded and i pissed my pantaloons and i gave them $20 + tip for this wonderful outfit in the mobile moba game +--- 634688634 +>>634687803 (OP) +Companies probably grab some intern and make them run the social media accounts, telling them something like “The kids like memes, right? Do some memes.” +--- 634688680 +>>634687803 (OP) +That's funny +you want cringe you look at the main xbox account, the game pass one is alright though, cunnypilled even. +--- 634688692 +>>634687881 +>Even the normalfaggots now mindlessly say "OLD GOOD NEW BAD" +--- 634688693 +>>634687881 +>buzzwords corrupted by buzzwords +Brain rot: the post. +--- 634688771 +>>634688680 +I know it's a meme, but post the one out-of-context tweet that confirms this. I don't have it conveniently saved. +--- 634688786 +>>634687803 (OP) +Well, it's kind of funny lol +--- 634688794 +>>634687964 +That site gets a more and more insufferable userbase every year. All they seem to post about lately is whining and what good allies they are. +--- 634688808 +>>634688693 +its like /v/ but unironic +--- 634688898 +>>634687803 (OP) +gon' train dat big fat ass into muh own +--- 634688923 +>>634688487 +no cap fr fr baka +--- 634688931 +>>634688692 +nomalfags always regurgitate our content +you can thank the clout-chasing retards who operates big social media accounts for stealing contents from our site. +--- 634689013 +>>634687803 (OP) +>make fedora skin making fun of the retardditors and manchildren who buy and defend their slop in the first place +>they will buy and defend this skin like everything else Pokemon UNITE has done even though it's a blatant money vacuum aimed at literal children +They have the most profitable franchise in the world and will continue to make it worse because they will never be challenged by the people who matter most: their brainless consoomers. Many such cases. +--- 634689021 +>>634688692 +a grim reminder that no matter how much shit gets flung back this way, it all flows downhill the same +--- 634689095 +>>634687803 (OP) + +What did Pokemon Inc. mean by this? +--- 634689098 +>>634688692 +you are a retard if you think redditors are "normalfag" they are literally more retarded than 4chan +--- 634689240 +>>634689013 +its part of the current ironypoisoned postmodern condition that people find themselves in. like for example, weeaboos that are fully aware and acknowledge how pathetic and lame it is to be a weeb, yet they refer to themselves as weebs and engage in weeb activities. +--- 634689275 +>>634689098 +Nah redditors are most definitely normalfaggot goyslop consumers. + +Gen 5 was unanimously hated for years, now reddit loves it and they whine about gen 1 all day. +https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemonmemes/comments/teie1z/gen_5_has_the_worst_pokemon_design/ +--- 634689316 +>>634688692 +>>634687881 +>old bad new good is plebbit shit +Good to fucking know, shills. +--- 634689367 +>>634689275 +terrible argument +--- 634689409 +>>634687881 +>Gyaru_molester +Heh +--- 634689449 +>>634689098 +NTA but I would say that they are "hyper-normalized". They have the same normalfag opinions but they are fanatic about it. +--- 634689524 +>>634689275 +>t. gacha player +--- 634689525 +>>634689275 +same with /vp/. it's just zoomers who started playing video games in 2011 are now old enough to post here and defend muttnova +--- 634689592 +>>634689098 +Reddit just overtook Facebook as the third most popular website in the U.S. +Reddit is for sane people +--- 634689614 +>>634688239 +Coomer at 30 or the traditional slav hairdo +--- 634689656 +>>634688239 +male pattern baldness +--- 634689658 +>>634689449 +The term you are looking for is oversocialized, hence the rampant rise of virtue signaling. +--- 634689679 +>>634688239 +anglo at age 18 and up +--- 634689767 +>>634687803 (OP) +>Who in the FUCK is running the official Pokemon twitter? +Then how you write it better? +--- 634689798 +>>634689316 +Ironic, dipshit they are saying "old good new bad" is bad like you are implying, go back +--- 634689894 +>>634689592 +But isn't the US population generally insane right now? I don't think that is a good look for Reddit then. +--- 634689920 +>>634689095 +Free ESG money. +--- 634690028 +>>634687881 +>fine with crowbcat for years until its something they like +why are remakefaggots like this +--- 634690145 +>>634689316 +they're using it ironically, that hate old stuff +--- 634690194 +>>634688692 +dude, 4chan mannerisms have been leaking everywhere for almost two decades. i especially noticed a decade ago. it just means we were always right. +--- 634690225 +>>634689592 +>Reddit just overtook Facebook as the third most popular website in the U.S. +source +--- 634690234 +>>634687803 (OP) +This image genuinely sold me a tiny but on Unite. He looks so dapper. +--- 634690437 +>>634689409 +Hard for me to hate a guy with such great taste. +--- 634690520 +>>634690028 +Because any criticism whatsoever is a personal attack on the NPC's personality. Liking something that is subpar, or even good, used to come with the per-requisite that you accept the flaws in what you like. "Guilty pleasures" don't exist anymore. Wars are fought online over entertainment, where egos and opinions die in the trenches and you fall to your knees and cry mourning the loss of your fantasy world where everything you like is a perfect 10/10 and [product] turns haters into ash with its lazer beam eyes. This is the future we have been given. This is what the elites and governments chose for us. +--- 634690656 +>>634688014 +--- 634690661 +>>634690225 +Not him but is it not believable? Who is the demographic of Facebook that’s not also on Reddit? Old people? Even stay at home moms that do nothing but spam their kids on Facebook most certainly have 20 MOMLIFE subreddits. Facebook, if you haven’t kept up, isn’t doing too well. No one under 40 at the most used fucking Facebook. +--- 634690709 +>>634690225 +It's not real users. 90 percent of the posts are bots used to shape narratives through posts and up votes +--- 634690848 +>>634690661 +>Not him but is it not believable? +no, it's not actually. plus discord has been close to overtaking reddit for quite some time. I just checked like 5 different places that tracl/report on website popularity and reddit isn't top 5 in any of them, and after the top 4 or so there's a big drop in percentage anyway. either way reddit isn't for sane people, it's for unhinged leftists. +--- 634690914 +>>634689240 +By "weeb" do you mean "guy who likes anime" weeb or "guy who loves japanese culture in general so much that he resents his non-japanese birthplace and studies the japanese language and culture as much as possible so that he may one day move there, become an english teacher, and marry a cute japanese woman" weeaboo? +--- 634690915 +>>634690709 +yeah I wouldn't doubt it. twitter, reddit and tiktok all have huge botting problems. especially tiktok +--- 634691013 +>>634687803 (OP) +Much like how Wendy's twitter gained traction by roasting people, the current trend that drives engagement is posting weird meme-y shit, but now nearly every brand is doing it. +--- 634691082 +>>634689095 +>latinx +Please, someone nuke 'murica already +--- 634691241 +>>634687803 (OP) +People are upset about this kinda funny tweet? +--- 634692059 +>>634687964 +Fake news +--- 634692074 +>>634691241 +Pokemon is a mature franchise for adults. It sickens me to see it treated like a fucking joke. +--- 634692112 +>>634687803 (OP) +He cute +--- 634692213 +>>634687803 (OP) +He does kinda look like a South Governor or something. +So it's fitting. +--- 634692348 +>>634687881 +Can't ever criticize a remake without retards saying "LE OLD GOOD LE NEW BAD" I played RE1 and REmake 1 at the same time and found I liked the remake better, nobody would have an issue with that, but when I played RE4 and REmake 4 for the first time at the same time I'll have retards sperging out and saying I only liked it due to the nostalgia. These people are unironically saying "NEW GOOD OLD BAD" without any hint of self-awareness due to the sole fact they can't accept that anyone may like an old product better. +--- 634692595 +>>634688931 +>our content +>our +Don't act as if 4chan hasn't been eating and regurgitating reddit and twitter's rancid shit for at least a decade. Every fucking meme this place spews now was either taken from some other website or was astroturfed by discordfags or lone spammers. +--- 634692618 +>>634689409 +good username jej +--- 634692850 +>>634689275 +>gen v hater +cringe desu +it had more soul than gens 1 and 3 and less than 2 and 4 +--- 634692978 +surprisingly few demake shills ITT +--- 634693017 +>>634692978 +probably because it's a pokemon thread, dumbass +--- 634693076 +>>634690848 +That's crazy how big discord got in so little time +--- 634693313 +>>634692850 +This post physically sickens me. I hate everything pokemon has become. +--- 634693334 +>>634688239 +Magypsy +--- 634693430 +>>634693313 +5 was the last good gen and no amount of silent generation dinosaur cope will change that +--- 634693441 +>>634692850 +>implying gen 4 has more soul than gen 3 +kys +--- 634693486 +>>634687803 (OP) +he could have referenced the better meme +--- 634693493 +>>634687803 (OP) +Literally what's the problem aside from fat losers being mocked? +--- 634693512 +>>634687881 +>MUH objectification of ashley +I’M TIRED OF THIS TRANNY BULLSHIT. Tranny, woke, leftist, normalfag, or fag. I don’t care WHO says it. But whoever says old Ashley is “unrealistic” or “objectification” or “sexism” has fallen for anti-feminine propaganda and retards who think men can be masculine and women can’t be feminine. Like they want to abolish gender or how biology works. +New Ashley is not the “epic win” for feminism. It’s just a different outfit and hair change (appearance only. Not talking about writing). +Are these faggots Mormons, Muslims, or pearl clutching Christians? These niggers really be like “showing too much ankle is a sin”. +--- 634693593 +>>634693430 +Not him, but you mean BLACK and WHITE? +The absolute worst generation ever? that nearly killed the fucking franchise?! +--- 634693632 +>>634689275 +It pisses me off when they try to do historical revisionism and try to say the fanbase wasn't actively shitting on the gen during 2010 - 2013. It's curious that you have people praising it now, and you can't make the most minor criticism about any of the new games without them feeling like they need to go after the older gens to try and unjustify your opinion. +--- 634693649 +>>634692348 +Recency bias. I bet this term would be overused eventually, but it’s something you can tell them they have. At the very least, it will point out how stupid it is to chock up a review to “nostalgia” or “recency bias”. +--- 634693691 +>>634688794 +So basically /v/ minus the allies part +--- 634693714 +>>634693441 +>TRUMPETS TRUMPETS TRUMPETS +>washed out, ugly sprites +>water +aye +--- 634693725 +>>634693512 +What I don't understand is that you'll still have girls dressing like Ashley nowadays and you won't see ANYONE dressing like NuAshley. +--- 634693731 +>>634687881 +>people complaining you can't look up ashley's skirt +In my play through I WILL look up her skirt, and I WILL see her panties. +--- 634693825 +>>634693593 +Yes, the very same. Pokemon BBC and BWC. Aesthetically second only to crystal. +--- 634693848 +>>634693512 +I actually like both Ashleys, but for different reasons. +--- 634693958 +>>634693848 + Asher look is basically a different outfit. I don’t either is bad and I also like both. There’s just this weird praise the new Ashley gets for being “better” and some criticism old Ashley gets for being “problematic”. Even mentioned in passing, I don’t get it. +--- 634694037 +>>634693825 +>pokemon black and white +>only region based on america +>muttnova zoomers can’t stop making black dick innuendos because of their names +can’t make this up +--- 634694151 +>>634693848 +>>634693958 +Yea, the new Ashley grew on me too. +--- 634694189 +>>634693714 +>Criticisms that are solely from regurgitated memes +Tell me you are an NPC without telling me you are an NPC +--- 634694220 +>>634687803 (OP) +This guy! +--- 634694429 +>>634694037 +>>only region based on america +--- 634694441 +>>634694429 +Kek. +--- 634694609 +>>634689095 +I hate America so much it's unreal +--- 634694692 +>>634694220 +>>634687803 (OP) +FFXIV was more blatant +--- 634694927 +>>634694189 +The trumpets are too loud. The game looks faded and sad. The water routes are annoying because you can't run in water and the locales are pretty much the same for all of them. +--- 634695048 +>>634694692 +How much was that outfit and how many people bought it? +--- 634695173 +>>634693512 +We are a step below forcing fictional characters to wear a burqa +--- 634695316 +>>634687881 +imagine being so mindbroken by the remake that you bring up reddit screencaps in completely unrelated threads +--- 634695760 +>>634695048 +How else is squeenix supposed to recover from flopspoken? +--- 634695836 +>>634695760 +By selling most of the franchises they stopped putting effort into to some rando with $300M to spend, of course! +--- 634695994 +>>634694927 +Gen 3 is honestly the start of the devs of not using the hardware to its fullest. Gens 1 and 2 looked like your typical GameBoy game, but there's a noticeable graphical downgrade compared to other games of the same genre when you compare the gen 3 games to other RPG games on the system. If you look at the backsprites for a lot of the Pokemon they're just slightly improved from the GSC titles, and the day/night cycle is gone despite the game still keeping track of time for berries and other events. Pokemon has been synonymous with soulless and lazy ever since Masuda became a director, and Ohmori is even worse than his predecessor. Tajiri should be ashamed for loaning his passion project to these cretins. +--- 634696823 +>>634688239 +BEN FRANKLINS FUCKING DESTROYED LMAO +--- 634697484 +>>634693486 +>squssy +--- 634698632 +>>634687881 +>>634690028 +because they disagreed with CrowBCat instead of following every single thing they say, silly. +--- 634699878 +>>634688771 +--- 634701383 +>>634690848 +>>634690661 +>>634690225 +Dude was lying +Also discord is number 11 +--- 634701451 +>>634699878 +Fake +--- 634701997 +>>634687803 (OP) +I wish Blastoise was my dad +--- 634702179 +>>634693512 +You have to understand, sexualization is good, but only if it's done by a woman, and even then it has to be without apparently pleasing men, it's why you got fat whales in lingerie being cheered on while they completely ignore hot chicks doing the same with maybe some half-hearted sloganeering. +Man bad, anything man likes, extra bad. If a man creates a fictional female character then that's bad because that character is actually a representative of women and therefore women must decide how it looks and acts, and if women do not approve then you're a terrible bigot. Even if a woman does create a character that does such things it still doesn't count because she did it on the orders of her boss who's a guy. And if she did it while being independent then it's bad because she did it to appeal to guys, so fuck her for being a gender traitor. +--- 634702269 +>>634687881 +crowbat is a faggot though the remake is fantastic and he cherrypicked like a tard and even falsified shit. Hang all youtubers simple as +--- 634702274 +>>634687803 (OP) +"m'lady" is like a decade and a half old, at minimum. This ain't sekrit klub shit anymore. +--- 634702484 +>>634687881 +>ZOOMERS ZOOMERS ZOOMERS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS +Meds, needed. +--- 634702843 +>>634687881 +That video absolutely destroyed remakeboys +--- 634703110 +>>634689095 +I am so tired of gayniggers. +--- 634703524 +>>634688239 +Bottom left is giong for the Mao Zedong look. +--- 634704706 +>>634687803 (OP) +Someone who has been on the internet, presumably. +--- 634704920 +>>634694692 +That's hilarious though. + +>>634695048 +Not on sale yet, but I'm sure it'll sell a bunch. +I think you can get similar glams for free though, currently. +--- 634705014 +>>634689449 +Sounds like a fair assesment +--- 634705035 +>>634701451 +It's not. there was a rthread here in real time. Where do you think most of those responses came from? + +They just deleted it. I'd post the archive I did but last time I tried for some reason it considers that particular archive site spam here. +--- 634705056 +>>634687803 (OP) +Me +--- 634705196 +>>634688692 +Most people here are normalfags despite what you want to think +--- 634706142 +>>634701383 +Really? still pornhub after the purging? I guess people scattered to all sorts of different websites so pornhub still ends up the one with the most users. +Yahoo is shocking to me though +--- 634706239 +>>634689592 +>US +>sane +lmao +--- 634706654 +>>634688487 +>my brother in christ +--- 634708236 +>>634693512 +Muslim here. I love sexy women. Always hate those censorship faggots. +--- 634709130 +>>634689095 +>The Pokémon Black Diaspora +Every time. +--- 634709219 +>>634687881 +>Nah this ain't it chief +--- 634711529 +>>634688692 +>>634690194 +Yeah that how it always worked +>say something as a joke for years +>Normalfags think is not a joke +>they say it sincerely in normalfag sites +I think it's funny, but that's mostly because I don't have to deal with these retards. +--- 634711632 +>>634687803 (OP) +goofy ahh turtle +--- 634712561 +>>634688931 +>our +>content +--- 634712779 +>>634687881 +Why are ledditors so emasculated? +--- 634713034 +>>634688239 +dude from the fifth element but 5x worse +--- 634713137 +It's not even wearing a fedora. That's like one of those flat brimmed hats people in barber shop quartets wore in the 1890s. +--- 634714945 +>>634687881 +the funny part about social media is it's euros that run the narrative just based on timezones being that they are up and also ahead of the 2/3 pm eastern out of work/school crowds. so it's the most retarded of them taking over everything with help from the paid sirs and changs. not even right to call it ameri anything because it's not - it's foreigners running with what globalist trash are paying for. +--- 634715314 +>>634689592 +Reddit's CEO was seen at parties with **stein and ***well, and here is your threadly reminder that ***well was a Supermod on Reddit, making constant regular threads in /r/politics and had power over thousands of subreddits. +Reddit is for pedophiles. +--- 634715597 +>>634687803 (OP) +After seeing the success of Sonic's twitters, every brand is trying to emulate it. Just with more normalfag-friendly takes. diff --git a/v/634687974.txt b/v/634687974.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f0340d98d8c7fb996c0587ecf2065ee23ab72a95 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634687974.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1293 @@ +----- +--- 634687974 +is vintage story too autistic for the average /v/irgin? cause I'm enjoying it. +--- 634688425 +so they're basically just selling terrafirmacraft? +--- 634688712 +>>634688425 +Don't forget they're also including the parasites mod (albeit less autistic version) +Vintage story can be completely replicated with a modpack, I can not for the life of me figure out how it's always mentioned as the saviour of early minecraft soul in the doomposting threads when it's literally just a modpack made into a game you actually pay for. +--- 634688721 +>>634687974 (OP) +/v/ doesn't play video games. I don't think autism enters into it. +--- 634688826 +>>634687974 (OP) +Does this thing have more stuff to do in it than baseline Minecraft? +--- 634689074 +>>634688826 +Yes, but the real question is whether you want to do the things that the game has to offer. +--- 634689196 +>>634689074 +Is it decidedly more tedious? +--- 634689341 +>>634689196 +Compared to Minecraft's braindead survival mechanics? Most definitely. It's simulation vs arcade. +--- 634689456 +>>634689196 +it absolutely is more tedious + +>processing hides into leather takes numerous steps +>you can't get wood products until after you make a copper anvil (to create a copper saw) +>making clay products involves placing tiny voxels one by one in order to create them (very slow process) +>firing clay is a multistep process that involves placing dried grass, sticks, and firewood into a hole + +I've since gotten used to how tedious it all is and now I prefer it to minecraft's super simple gameplay. it's just more engaging. +--- 634689590 +>>634689196 +Absolutely. +It's like one of those "start from the stone age and progress into the space age!" modpacks that has a shit ton of stations and blocks and intricate processes to get raw materials that need more intricate processes to produce shit you can actually use, and the endgame is automatization which takes even longer to properly set up. +Also it borrows a lot of concepts from enemy mob mods like the parasites mods and a ton of lovecraft mods to make sure it's le ebin hardcore experience so you can't even go explore for exploration's sake before properly setting up 3 billion other things first. +--- 634689657 +>>634689590 +Sounds pretty gay +--- 634689839 +>>634687974 (OP) +I want to get into it but it's the type of game that's going to devour me for weeks. + +>>634688712 +Vintage story is made to be what it is. Needing a mod for MC is basically cope and it's going to be the jankiest piece of shit that conflicts with every other mod around it and even the basegame itself. +--- 634689912 +>>634689839 +>Needing a mod for MC is basically cope +>Needing a game that is basically the same thing isn't +--- 634689931 +play this instead +https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/terrafirmacraft-reloaded +--- 634690007 +>>634689912 +>basically the same thing +>yoooo it's blocky so it's the same thing, right? +t. filtered by not being able to live off min/max baked potatoes forever +--- 634690059 +>>634690007 +>min/max baked potatoes +I'm talking about terra firma craft and no, you can not do that in that mod. +Cope. +--- 634690140 +>>634690007 +plenty of hunger mods +https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/the-spice-of-life +--- 634690149 +>>634689196 +if you're versed in minecraft modpacks, then vintage story focuses more on the earlygame than the lategame. It's closer to RotN than it is to something like ATM6, but it's nowhere near the autism of RLcraft or (may allah forgive me for uttering this name) gregtech +--- 634690494 +>>634690059 +>watch vid +>it's just that baby-mode mod for an alternae game +wow how wonderful +Why are you obsessed with MC so much that you can't stand a different but vaguely similar game, anyways? +--- 634690636 +>>634690494 +>baby-mode mod for an alternae game +Stop choking on cock for a bit while you make your posts, it's disrespectful and it's fucking up your spelling. +--- 634690728 +>>634690636 +he's scottish, you don't have an excuse +--- 634690752 +Hmm, too bad I don't feel like paying for this shit. +--- 634690795 +>>634687974 (OP) +>Not on steam +Not buying +--- 634690943 +>>634690795 +This +--- 634691098 +is this more like haven and hearth? +--- 634691165 +This game is great. Way too autistic for Nu/v/ zoomsteins. People saying it is just like an MC modpack or terrafirmacraft are retarded, It is levels above MC already and they add new shit pretty frequently. It is based off of TFC and multiple other games but it is its own game and is a really unique experience. +--- 634691420 +>>634691165 +After playing vintage story for 15 hours. +Minecraft just looks so barebones and barren to me in comparison. I won't be able to come back to minecraft. +--- 634691468 +>>634691420 +Is it on steam how do I get it on deck? +--- 634691529 +>>634691468 +It's never coming to steam. +--- 634691593 +>>634691529 +>Throwing away sales +Weird business decision +--- 634691620 +>>634691420 +So, my computer won't be able to run it? +--- 634691641 +Haha I sure like doing uhh.. +Autistic crafting things +--- 634691752 +>>634691593 +I know, I would like this game to have a larger community. And more funds would help with the development of the game no doubt. +--- 634691918 +>>634691420 +Foliage fucking everywhere and better leaves on the trees. +Already done. Yaaaaaawn. +--- 634692089 +This is one of those games I play for 20 minutes, learn something new, start a new character because this new knowledge reveals my inefficiencies, then the process repeats. If it was pure trial and error it would be tedious as hell but the in game wiki somehow makes it even more tedious, it's less like a game and more a preflight checklist you need to tick off before you can even have fun. The fun should come from the extremely minute incremental progression but the game literally hands you all the information you need right off the bat, its overwhelming in an already overwhelming game, like a japanese action game dumping every mechanic imaginable on you right after the intro cutscene. +--- 634692110 +>>634691918 +how compatible is that with terrafirma? +--- 634692250 +>>634687974 (OP) +>is vintage story too autistic for the average /v/irgin? +Yes. But if you like the idea of homesteading in a survival game it's pretty fucking great. I would highly recommend at getting the mods for horses, better ruins, surface translocators, tree tapping for resin and animal cages to easily move livestock around. You'll never be able to explore far in a reasonable timeframe without the horses and surface translocators mean you don't have to check every cave like a retard to try find them. +--- 634692352 +>>634691918 +This doesn't represent any kind of game, though. Only a tiny minority of people want to spend dozens of hours meticulously hand crafting a scene like this - in creative - just so they can take pictures for Reddit upvotes. +--- 634692428 +I don't know why some of you are adamant about not playing vintage story. Just pirate it, it's free that way. +--- 634692448 +>>634691918 +>needing specific corner bricks to make the same copy pasta openings as everyone else +Vintage Story you can carve every fucking block in the game into whatever shape you want and fill it with any other material. Picrel doesn't use special blocks, that was all carved by a player. +--- 634692580 +>>634692352 +Conquest mod changes both the survival aspects, the world gen and adds foliage and new blocks, cope. +--- 634692742 +Why are games so obsessed with being realistic. +Where is teh FUN +--- 634692754 +>>634692580 +is it compatible with terrafirma though? it may now look pretty, but it'll lack substance, and if it's not compatible with terrafirma, all of the items and blocks that are not a part of the beauty mod will look jarring. +the majority of your time will be spent modding the game when the alternative is to just buy/pirate vintage story. +--- 634692818 +>>634691468 +it's on flathub +(google flatpak for steam OS) +alternatively use lutris +--- 634692819 +>>634692448 +cringe, I hate chisel and bits mod +--- 634692859 +>>634687974 (OP) +It's not a Minetest game so... +--- 634692878 +>>634692818 +so I can get it for free? +--- 634693179 +>>634692878 +have to log in the first time, or get a crack +--- 634693247 +>>634692819 +I had to look up what your faggy mod is because I don't play Zoomcraft. There are no "bits" in vintage story to clog your inventory with. +--- 634693262 +>>634689456 +Yeah, the novelty of stuff like clay shaping or smithing wears off quickly and becomes a chore. I think the ideal could be (there might be already mod for that) that you need to manually shape the item only when creating it for the first time and after that it's automatic +--- 634693336 +>>634687974 (OP) +Isn't this just Minecraft with a filter? +--- 634693393 +>>634693336 +No +--- 634693421 +>>634693262 +>there might be already mod for that +There is, it's called Knapster. +--- 634693458 +>>634691420 +Nice brown and bloom. Lmao +--- 634693510 +>>634693336 +It's effectively Minecraft, but all of the components of one specific modpack are integrated into the game by default. The unfortunate bit is it's one of those "spend eight hours staring at the ground and rubbing sticks together so you can make the first step (out of eight) towards making a crafting bench" tech progression modpacks, and not something focused on exploration or adventure. + +If you like that kind of shit, you'll never want to go back to Minecraft. If you don't, there's plenty of other casual and core survival-craftin' games. +--- 634693592 +The shilling for this game is ridiculous +--- 634693648 +Play it. Have my own server but nobody sticks around because it's too involved for them but I tried Minecraft once and ran out of things to do quickly. I don't know why this isn't more popular. +--- 634693681 +>>634693592 +it's not shilling when I'm telling people to pirate the game lol +--- 634693690 +>>634693592 +Well, at least it worked on me. Still on the fence about it, though. Might buy it after it becomes more robust. +--- 634693703 +>>634693648 +they don't do any marketing +--- 634693793 +>>634693690 +Just pirate it and if you like it then buy it later. People talk about playing this game like it's a huge commitment or something. It's only a game, you're not getting married to it. +--- 634693806 +>>634688712 +>hurr durr make your own game at this point +>actually makes game +>hurr durr mods can do that already +There's really no winning this, is there? +--- 634693857 +>>634693690 +>after it becomes more robust. +dev roadmap said that it'll take a decade or more for them to add everything they want into the game. by then, hytale will probably come out in that time. +--- 634693859 +>>634693703 +>Talking about a video game on /v/ is marketing +Why does anyone post at all? +--- 634693865 +>>634693648 +>>634693703 +I literally only knew about and eventually bought it after watching a less popular Variety streamer they really dont put this game out there anywhere themselves. +--- 634693890 +>>634693806 +That's what listening to retards does to you. +--- 634693898 +>>634693681 +torrent? +--- 634693938 +for me the seasons are what makes vintage story great. it's comfy as fuck watching the trees turn and the first snow fall +--- 634694000 +>>634693938 +This, it adds so much. +--- 634694253 +>>634693857 +>hytale will probably come out +It's time to let go, anon. Hytale is vaporware. We need to move on. Even if it comes out, Riot will have gutted any soul it could have had. +--- 634694306 +>>634693857 +>Hytale +Anon... +--- 634694342 +>>634693857 +>hytale will probably come out in that time +Let it go, king. It's dead. We're never getting it. It's over. +--- 634694384 +>>634689456 +Wow, and here i was thinking it was just minecraft 2.0. Thanks for letting me know its some super autistic time sink. If im going to get into that id rather just be autistic with kenshi or dwarf fort +--- 634694465 +>>634694384 +>minecraft 2.0 +that's what hytale is supposed to be. +but you've read the above replies, it's vaporware. +--- 634694476 +>>634693648 +is it an anarchy server +askin for a friend +--- 634694487 +>>634689456 +>making clay products involves placing tiny voxels one by one in order to create them (very slow process) +>he doesn't know you can duplicate repeat layers +--- 634694523 +>>634693857 +>hytale +I am expecting that to flop in the worst way possible, a la Cube World. +--- 634694885 +>>634690140 +that's basically only used with pam's bloatcraft to justify its addition of like a hundred crops that are all just reskinned wheat +--- 634695070 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJV-eTzssPw [Embed] +--- 634695180 +>open vintage story webpage +>twitter, faceberg, discord icons occupy more room than the logo itself +>close page and never return +--- 634695243 +>>634687974 (OP) +No, it's just not fun +--- 634695253 +>>634695180 +>getting filtered by the webpage +damn, this game really is too autistic for the average /v/irgin +--- 634695279 +>>634688712 +You probably can, with some effort, mod Minecraft into being very close to Vintage Story in terms of gameplay and (to a lesser extent) looks, but that would be fighting against the game, which can't be good for the performance. And all those mod were likely not made to be compatible with each other, so the parts where they intersect will be janky. +--- 634695289 +>>634695180 +>Small game wants to build a strong community +>Anti-social sperg finds this puzzling +Kys +--- 634695376 +>>634695180 +You retarded anon? +--- 634695519 +>>634687974 (OP) +I thought we were done with the "minecraft killer" trend. +>>634689456 +Sincere question: What is the point of any of this? +--- 634695530 +Play Primitier +--- 634695716 +>>634692819 +No one is forcing you to use that aspect of the game. +--- 634695806 +>>634695519 +>What is the point of any of this? +Process hides to make satchels for more inventory space and some armor I think. Getting better wood cutting tools for better equipment/supplies. Clay pots for cooking meals and food preservation in cellars, you can even seal the pots with animal fat for extra preservation and find mounds of Halite rock(Salt) around the world randomly and grind it down to preserve food better. The pot making process is the only thing that feels tedious IMO but you don't have to do it very often because you can reuse pots. +--- 634695938 +>>634695289 +They have a fucking forum. What else do they even need? +--- 634695978 +>>634695806 +It sounds like a lot of good ideas but executed in a way that could use just a *slight hint* of streamlining. Minecraft isn't very involved because it's a building game first and an adventure game almost dead last. I'm just hoping the creators of these mods realize that and have their priorities adjusted accordingly. +--- 634695991 +>>634695519 +The way working clay is lets you have more options as to what to make than what you'll get out of the crafting grid without the recipes getting really awkward I suppose. +--- 634696115 +>>634692250 +Don't forget ProspectorInfo. The one and only mandatory mod. +--- 634696116 +>>634695978 +It isn't a mod it is its own game with its own engine. +--- 634696415 +>>634695991 +Have they re-vamped the crafting grid and inventory system at all, beyond the backpack extensions? +>>634696116 +I'm already aware, fortunately it doesn't change my sentiment all that much. Re-inventing the wheel isn't really necessary when it comes to minecraft, they just need to make the game not run like shit. Java is one of the most garbage computer languages you can possibly make such a complex game with, as long as they're using any thing the fuck else they've already surpassed my expectations. +--- 634696486 +>>634693857 +I, for one, believe that Hytale will come out, it was bought by Riot, after all. But the state in which it will come out will probably be far from satisfactory. It was bought by Riot, after all. +--- 634696516 +>>634696415 +>Have they re-vamped the crafting grid and inventory system at all, beyond the backpack extensions? +I only pirated it recently, but I doubt that there was any significant change. Crafting grid is just a 3x3 grid, and inventory space is entirely dependent on backpacks, aside from the quickslots. +--- 634696583 +>>634695243 +I disagree. +--- 634696632 +>>634696583 +They really need to put more work into the random world name generator. Terraria's is good. +--- 634696648 +>>634696116 +The dev team is a bunch of ex-mod devs who saw Minecraft to be an unoptimized vanila base. +Figures that they'd forget to put in unmodded content. +--- 634696904 +>>634687974 (OP) +I still am disgusted by how buggy and stupidly difficult it is, could've been a good game but instead you die in 2-4 from any mob in the game and have to live off of spears because melee in general is cancerous trading hits. +--- 634697021 +>>634696904 +what? just cheese the enemies using blocks to gain a higher ground. for bears, you have to build the blocks in a specific way to prevent them from climbing up 3 block high towers. +--- 634697127 +>>634687974 (OP) +/pol/ here. This game is Reichsministerium approved. It is redpilled on the ancient nephilim race of giants, and through in depth gameplay it fuels player's inner ingenuity, inquisitiveness and innovation -- all the staples of the Aryan spirit. +10/10 would play this game in co-op with my children, so that they could grow up to become great innovators. +--- 634697636 +>>634692742 +the fun is managing roles of you and your friends. One takes care of coal production, the other is a tanner etc. In mineshit everyone is jack of all trades and you can get diamonds playing solo. Not in this game. Playing in coop is encouraged here due to amount of work involved in going beyond hunter gatherer phase. The game is even better when you have a big server with multiple villages, since you can then trade for resources, as ores are very rare. +--- 634697713 +its too autistic for modern /v/ +but it fits it's niche phenomenally well +When I just want to chill and homestead in comfy vidya its great +--- 634698013 +Reminder that they have one of Create Aeronautics devs working on a physics system. +--- 634698062 +>>634698013 +--- 634698116 +>>634698062 +--- 634698120 +so close to finally getting wooden shit +--- 634698214 +>>634698120 +>minimap +>map +You didn't beat the game. +--- 634698230 +>>634689931 +man when did they fuck up curseforge this badly +retards that designed this ui should be fired +--- 634698256 +this new 1.18 terrain is way too fucking mountainous +where are the flat spots? +--- 634698261 +>>634698120 +I found a large deposit of green marble in a mountain, so now I'm close to having leather. +--- 634698274 +>>634698013 +Nice. I'm really looking forward to the day they add multiblock ships, the new ocean generation is pretty neat, all that's missing is a ship to call home. Airships would be fuckin awesome too if they do add in steam age stuff. +--- 634698318 +>>634693648 +It would be a lot more popular if it were on steam. +--- 634698337 +I hope they'll add primitive firearms someday. Another use for lead. +--- 634698412 +>>634698337 +there's a mod for that +--- 634698447 +>>634687974 (OP) +>Worse combat than Minecraft (which is an accomplishment since minecrafts combat is already abysmal) +>Optimization worse than minecraft (still no LODs) +>Enemy variation worse than minecraft +>Exploration doesn't even come close to minecraft +>Less fun and enjoyable in every way compared to minecrap + +Why would I buy a game that is worse in nearly every way than what it's trying to imitate. I was really hoping this game would improve in the aspects that minecraft lacks but it's been years and it's still a bottom of the barrel autism simulator. +--- 634698582 +>>634698256 +there are none, I tried generating 4 worlds too and couldn't find a good spot. and people are complaining about it on the forums as well. shit is bugged. +glad that I made a world in 1.17 just a few days ago. +--- 634698636 +>v1.18.0 got released to stable +Gonna play it when they update the Arch Linux repository for it. +--- 634698669 +>>634693857 +that pic just made me sad +--- 634698697 +>>634698447 +go back to sucking dicks on reddit +--- 634698715 +>>634698013 +seriously? fucking nice +--- 634698767 +i'll BUY it when they fix this abysmal performance +and i dont buy games often +--- 634698807 +>>634698767 +what do you mean? For me this game runs a hundred times better than Minecraft even with lots of chiseled shit around +--- 634698831 +>>634698767 +>abysmal performance +What 20yr old laptop are you trying to run it on? Works fine even on my wifes' shitty PC that only has a 1060to and 8gb ram. +--- 634698964 +>>634698767 +The newest updated (claims to have) fixed the memory leak issue. +Read the patch notes, new version came out less than a day ago. +--- 634698970 +>>634698831 +>>634698807 +i can run cyberpunk at ultra 60fps and this shit stutters and lags, fix the game +--- 634698974 +>>634695938 +>what else do they even need? + +Everything you listed. Its 2023 grandpa not late 90s. Forums are old. +--- 634699138 +>>634695519 +autistic game by autist for autists +--- 634699752 +>>634698447 +>Optimization worse than minecraft + +You've listed a few real issues but this is straight up a lie. VS is technologically light years ahead of the java abomination notch made, which falls apart the moment you mod in basic features like shaders and foliage. +--- 634699959 +>>634699138 +where chicken nugget +--- 634700078 +>>634699138 +Ore chunks vary by ore type, quality, and stone it is in. This has little effect on the gameplay. +--- 634700204 +Finally. +A fucking door. +That took hours to unlock the ability to create one. +--- 634700270 +>>634700204 +--- 634700331 +>>634700204 +look up "Rough Door" in the handbook anon +--- 634700417 +>>634700270 +>>634700331 +oh for fuck sakes. +--- 634700486 +>>634687974 (OP) +Someone cracked the latest version yet? +--- 634700546 +>>634700486 +rutracker +--- 634700641 +>>634691420 +Ok. Goodbye. Please don't come back. +--- 634700878 +>>634691420 +Vintage Story doesn't have mods like Thermal Expansion or Applied Energistics, so I will still be able to come back to Minecraft. +--- 634700923 +>>634699138 +wait till you see the butterfly collection +--- 634700948 +>>634700417 +Can't believe they actually made the crafting system less intuitive +--- 634701084 +>>634695279 +>>634688712 +>mod minecraft +>use terrafirmacraft +>play with a friend +>1400ms lag because of every individual plant thats loaded has to go throw a stage of growth every tick +vs +>play vintage story +>comfiest survival experience in existence + +also i know youre lurking Baal +--- 634701104 +>prospecting +--- 634701106 +>>634700923 +I'm annoyed that the guy spent so much time making all those butterflies that nobody cares about instead of adding more variety to the animals. +--- 634701235 +>>634698970 +turn down shadows from maximum +thats it +thats your performance solved +--- 634701254 +>>634700417 +These suck, they kept breaking down when I made some just so I could have doors early. You're better off with no doors desu. +--- 634701362 +>>634691420 +soul +vs +soulless +--- 634701387 +>>634687974 (OP) +Damn it anon... I don't want to get swallowed by this game again... If the thread isn't archived by this evening I'll post some of my shitty stuff from my solo world. +--- 634701448 +>>634701362 +>post-hunger meter minecraft +>soul +lmao, I thought you purists hated that shit. +--- 634701503 +>Jumping through hoops just to build a door +--- 634701535 +perfect game for people on the spectrum, would recommend +--- 634701650 +>>634687974 (OP) +It's pretty good. Turns into a chore when you have a daily checklist of watering crops and shit though. +--- 634701654 +>>634701535 +What's this, baseception? +--- 634701687 +>>634701106 +i guess you could make that argument but those are probably ai generated variations of the same sprite/model so not much effort +--- 634701695 +>>634688712 +I have never paid for Minecraft, but I used to play TFC, and I bought Vintage Story. +--- 634701696 +>>634701084 +Baal who? +--- 634701698 +>>634698970 +works on my 3060ti +turn the view distance down from 1000 fucking blocks +--- 634701735 +>>634701650 +Make nice looking terrace cultivation, removes the need for watering crops. Also berries don't need watering iirc. +--- 634701752 +>>634689456 +The clay isn't one by one, you can do large pieces at once and duplicate entire layers of your pottery. +--- 634701760 +>>634701696 +looking for baal +--- 634701773 +>>634693247 +it is littearly the exact same thing you absolute troglodyte + +in fact the chisel and bits mods is MUCH better because you can build shit much faster +--- 634701808 +>>634689931 +VS is made by the same guy who made TFC. +--- 634701879 +>>634692089 +You're doing it wrong. After dozens of hours across various worlds the only important thing you need to do that's not super obvious is make clay cooking pots and food storage as early as possible. +--- 634701897 +>>634700204 +Your bum house looks worse than my barebones hunter-gatherer esque mudhut +--- 634701903 +>>634701362 +Current Minecraft and Mojang are getting the Weekend at Bernie's treatment by Microsoft, while Vintage Story is being developed by a small indie studio at a very respectable pace. Which one is "soulless"? +--- 634701940 +>>634693262 +There's a mod where you can copy your chiseled blocks on a workbench. +--- 634701946 +>Yet another indie survival crafting game +yawn +--- 634701956 +>>634701503 +All you need is a flint axe +--- 634701985 +>>634701752 +neat, it works great. + +>>634701897 +it's a reclaimed ruined tower. +barely modified. just added floors and the door. +--- 634701998 +>>634701946 +youre like 7 years behind mate, this shits been around for a while +--- 634702042 +>>634701535 +Are those wall drawing on stone framed by microblocks? +--- 634702083 +>>634687974 (OP) +How autistic is it +--- 634702089 +>>634695991 +They've said they're not intending to stick with the shitty Minecraft crafting grid system they have now. +--- 634702094 +>>634698964 +well it definitely did get better but still stutters and drops fps, fix that and they'll get my money +--- 634702132 +>>634701808 +I thought it was Vintagecraft, not TFC. +--- 634702151 +>>634697021 +This is gay and against the spirit of the game. You can literally outrun any enemy in the game. +--- 634702154 +>>634692089 +Treat it like you would real life, instead of reading boring handholding guides. +>I just spawned with nothing... hmm I need food and for that I need a spear +>I now have food, time to build shelter so I can cook this food at the fireplace... +then you press H and search for campfire recipe +>I need walls to protect me from danger, time to build a mudhut +Press H again and look for recipes for cheap blocks like cob. And progress just like that +--- 634702158 +>>634691529 +Why not? +--- 634702210 +>>634702094 +drop resolution down from 200% scaling +drop view range from 1000+ blocks (you wont notice shit drop until you start going under 600) +turn down shadows to medium +if you got a ndivia 30X0 whatever youll see 75+FPS +>>634702151 +>he thinks you can outrun bears +maybe if youre hunter with the 10% boots, those niggas QUICK +--- 634702220 +>>634687974 (OP) +Looks kinda cool. Do you need a wiki to play or can you just chill out and figure stuff out yourself while listening to music? +--- 634702267 +>>634702220 +has an ingame wiki journal thing. will show you what recipes an item is part of, or alternatively, the recipe for an item. + +blacksmithing gets highly autistic though +--- 634702282 +>>634701698 +It runs fine locked to 60fps on my 3060ti, 8700k cpu even with 1500 block range. He's obviously fucking something up. +--- 634702284 +>>634702042 +yes, the frames are chiseled out of polished basalt +--- 634702314 +>>634701760 +MY BROTHERS HAVE ESCAPED YOU +HAHAHAHAHA +--- 634702315 +>>634700204 +>3 sticks +>2 logs +>one axe +You can make a door in the first 5 minutes. +--- 634702361 +>>634701254 +I know, I love those doors lmao +--- 634702364 +>>634693857 +Hytale is never coming out lmao +--- 634702365 +>>634702315 +do you not read replies? +--- 634702370 +>>634702154 +>cob +Literally what is the point in this block when you can make packed dirt, that looks better too IMO +--- 634702385 +>>634702282 +my game shits the bed with max shadows and over 1000 blocks but i also have half my RAM being eaten by chrome +--- 634702410 +>>634700417 +Don't use these doors for a food storage cellar, they don't count. +--- 634702476 +>>634702210 +Any character can outrun a bear, just jump over shit and keep running, don't look back. They lose interest if you're out of sight for a few seconds. +--- 634702478 +>>634691420 +I love how you can see thunderstorms and dark clouds in the distance +--- 634702491 +>>634702385 +Does VS rely heavily on RAM for blocks? I did recently upgrade to 32gb so could be why I've not seen issues. +--- 634702523 +>>634702365 +Nah, I reply as I read the thread from the start. Deal with it. +--- 634702582 +>>634702507 +not so fast anon +--- 634702607 +>>634702491 +yeah its pretty RAM heavy, 32gb helps tremendously +--- 634702645 +>>634702132 +Yeah it definitely is Vintagecraft +https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/vintagecraft +--- 634702676 +>>634701687 +>not base them around real life butterflies +--- 634702701 +>>634702370 +You get 10 cob blocks per 4 blocks of dirt so you can get your mudhut up and running immediately without crafting a shovel +--- 634702705 +>>634701254 +>They keep breaking +No they don't. I have used a crude door, and they function just as well as any other door. +--- 634702737 +>>634702607 +time to upgrade again. +I did the same for Let It Die by upgrading to 16 GB. That game was complete trash though, but I still needed to upgrade my ram. +--- 634702750 +>>634702705 +crude doors have a 10% chance to break on use +--- 634702781 +>>634702645 +>for minecraft 1.8 +what compels someone to do such a thing? +4 +>>634702607 +>>634702491 +>just upgraded to 64gb +maybe I'll check it out. again +--- 634702784 +>>634687974 (OP) +Is it done? I thought it was still in development +--- 634702786 +>>634702582 +im sorry the size limit ate my gif +have a webm + +CAN YOUR MINECRAFT DO THIS?? +--- 634702802 +>>634702750 +Really? I guess I was lucky. +--- 634702806 +>>634702701 +Oh and also cob can grow crops on top of it while being stable. Other soil blocks can't +--- 634702828 +>>634702385 +Close your 200 tabs you negro. +Also Chrome put out an update/QOL thing because eating ram became such a meme that it became the marketing point for "rival" browsers that are almost certainly just chromium variations so that it automatically dumps webpages that you aren't using frequently. +--- 634702952 +>>634702806 +What do you mean by blocks being stable? +--- 634702960 +>>634702786 +I tried the wooden beams some time ago, and they ate my mold rack along with everything that was in it and some bits of my slab ceiling. +--- 634702982 +>>634702960 +this was just updated today i think +--- 634703039 +>>634702952 +if you dont change default settings, mounds of dirt and gravel will landslide your ass to an early grave +--- 634703058 +>>634702784 +It feels like it has more features than base minecraft. So it's already done. All of the updates in the coming years will be extra expansions. +--- 634703061 +>>634702952 +If you play with block instability feature enabled then some blocks can slide down/fall down. +--- 634703093 +>>634702952 +VS has toggleable soil physics. When on, dirt that's not propped up by any other block can slide off, potential causing a chain reaction in the form of a landslide. +--- 634703132 +>>634703039 +>>634703061 +Ahh gotcha. I thought by default it was only sand and gravel that hapened to. Guess I turned it off without realising. +--- 634703141 +>>634688712 +>Don't forget they're also including the parasites mod (albeit less autistic version) +pretty sure VS is from way before that shitty mod was made +--- 634703143 +>>634702786 +Absolutely disgusting. Only full blocks should be allowed in block game. +--- 634703191 +>>634703058 +So there's some goal to it? Some end point where the game's officially over and you've beat it? +--- 634703224 +>>634703143 +dont look up chisels +--- 634703275 +>>634703191 +is there really a goal to sandbox games +if you want a goal, there was a big lore update today that has a bunch of shit for you to hunt down in ruins and buried structures underground. ive only found bits and pieces but its pretty dark. +--- 634703276 +>>634703143 +I think it looks great +--- 634703280 +>>634702210 +>>634702476 +Yeah You can outrun most things using elevation differences etc etc. +Once you've found a place to settle you can also dig or build a pit with walls at least 3 blocks high iirc and the bears have no chance to escape if you can manage to bait them in. I suggest doing this an eradicating your area of threats this way if your unlucky like I was its pretty much necessary. + +Kill bears. Behead bears. Roundhouse kick a bear into the concrete. Slam dunk a bear into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bears. Defecate in a bears food. Stir fry bears in a wok. Launch bears into the sun. Toss bears into active volcanoes. Twist bearsheads off. Feed bearsto piranhas. Curbstomp bears. Judo throw bears into a wood chipper. Karate chop bears in half. Pee in a bears gas tank. Crush bears in a trash compactor. Trap bears in quicksand. Liquefy bears in a vat of acid. Eat bears. Dissect bears. Exterminate bears in the gas chamber. Stomp bears skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bears in the oven. Lobotomize bears. Mandatory abortions for bears female relatives. Grind bear fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bears in goulash grease. Vaporize bears with a ray gun. Kick old bears down the stairs. Feed bears to alligators. Slice bears with a katana. Strap bears to an artillery shell. Use bears as tank lubricant. Strangle a bear. Draft a bear. Rape bears. Throw bears into the sun. Human centipede bears for energy. Report bears to the IRS. Van bears. Drop a bear down a volcano. Defecate in a bears nostrils. Give bears a permanent pink eye. Physically invert a bear.Condemn a bear to a tranny prison. Castrate a bear. Remove the bears limbs. Lobotomize a bear. Ask the bear for directions and suckerpunch him. Squeze a bears balls with a vice grip. Feed a bear to a rottweiler. Gift a bear a shitbull rescue. Feed bears to bulls. Steam fry a bear. Leave a bear inside a washing machine on highest heat. Not in Vintage Story a bear.. +--- 634703357 +>>634703276 +That's not block game anymore. +--- 634703375 +>>634703357 +it a voxel game, not a block game +--- 634703410 +>>634703280 +I tried to cheese a bear by building a three block high dirt mound, and it climbed right up and took 90% of my HP. It couldn't climb 4 blocks though. +This might be a part of the 1.18 update since your screenshot was taken last month. +--- 634703429 +>>634703357 +Autism +--- 634703474 +>>634703275 +Well, Minecraft might not need a goal because you can just build. But when I was playing Don't Starve, I reached a point where I could easily survive a full year and instantly got bored with it. What's the point of a survival game if there's no challenge in surviving? That's why I'm hoping there's some sort of story/goal to work towards in Vintage Story, because I don't see myself bothering too much with building when I already have Minecraft for that +--- 634703493 +>are there villages and npcs? +>can enemies raid and destroy your base? +--- 634703562 +>>634703493 +>villages +game is very technically post apocalypse, but there's trader NPCs you can apparently now chat with +>enemies raid +temporal storm moment +>destroy your base +not yet (i fucking hope theres an enemy update in the near future) +--- 634703953 +>>634703280 +Yeah I had to build bear traps around my dwarf cave like that. Was fun baiting them into death pits with spikes. +--- 634703976 +>>634703410 +it might just be 4 blocks I just couldnt remember the specific height I read off the wiki it's been awhile since i've had to deal with any bears after setting up my kill pit Now Im just struggling to keep my newly gathered livestock feed because underestimated how much grass they go through and Im now in the dead of winter. (I should be okay though) + +Also my humble hovel she aint much but she IS home. +--- 634704042 +>>634703562 +Some sort of destructive enemy would be cool, and be a good reason to set up proper defenses. The drifter raids are cool, I like them as a spooky monster design. Very Quake-ish. +--- 634704065 +>>634703375 +>>634703429 +Old minecrap felt so good because almost everything was a full block. There wasn't this insane spam of variety of materials. There was only one type of wood and it was good. It was easy on the player. But you would not understand. +--- 634704135 +>>634704065 +>more options bad +I see +--- 634704204 +>>634704065 +old minecraft was good because there was nothing like it at the time +t. played minecraft when it was just a survival island +but you would not understand +--- 634704234 +>>634704065 +Maybe it doesn't fit Minecraft, but this is realism oriented game. +--- 634704271 +>seeds without a fence +oh shit nigger what are you doing? +--- 634704385 +>>634704271 +I built a farm on an island 10 blocks away from land. My fence is water. +--- 634704407 +>>634704385 +rabbits dont give a SHIT about your water +--- 634704443 +>>634703474 +>What's the point of a survival game if there's no challenge in surviving? +Vintage story only gets easier the more you settle into one location. Unless you're extremely lucky with material spawns in your starting area, the chances are high that you're going to have to go far from home and that's dangerous as fuck if you're unprepared or try travelling through the night. +--- 634704464 +>>634704407 +Then how come my crops were never eaten? +--- 634704480 +>>634687974 (OP) +>reach iron age +>game is over +--- 634704545 +>>634704464 +no idea, rabbits were radical larrying through my 2block high walls to eat my crops, so i dont know why they werent fucking your shit up +--- 634704548 +>>634704480 +You didn't finish the game if it was with a map/perma death off +--- 634704560 +>>634698970 +My 1650ti and I5 11th gen can run both games fine enough, 0% lag on vintage story. +--- 634704729 +>>634703493 +There's gypsy traders all over the worlds. If you're lucky, you'll find a whole camp of them. They are all a specific type of trader, sometimes selling uncraftable items. +--- 634704857 +>>634687974 (OP) +tech is only fun in minecraft because it prints 9999 resources, nobody wants to do tech for 1 measly ingot +--- 634704874 +>>634704443 +Sure, but why do I need other materials? If I can survive fine from basic resources and there's no end goal, why couldn't I just stay where I am? In Minecraft I keep playing and exploring because I want to build, but for a game like VS I need other motivations +--- 634704890 +>>634704480 +But there's steel, which is way harder to make than Iron. Iron is midgame. Currently working my ass off for full steel platemail +--- 634704928 +>>634704874 +>In Minecraft I keep playing and exploring because I want to build, but for a game like VS I need other motivations +and you can't build in VS because of what reason exactly? +--- 634705023 +>>634704857 +I had a ton of fun spending a couple of days to produce a ton of ingots and leather, all the while forging it all into the required pieces for full set of brigandine. 1 measly ingot is fine because you can do alot of things at the same time. +--- 634705031 +>why would i play vintage story when i can get exactly whats in it with 300+ mods in minecraf? +--- 634705048 +>>634705031 +who are you quoting +--- 634705096 +>>634705031 +Vintage Story is missing vanila MC, which makes all those mods fun in the first place. +--- 634705102 +>who are you quoting +--- 634705113 +>>634704928 +Because there's no redstone and building at a large scale seems really tedious, not to mention I already have Minecraft. If I'm going to play a different game, I want a different experience, and not the same one with a different skin draped over it +--- 634705175 +>>634704874 +>why couldn't I just stay where I am? +You don't NEED to do anything, it's a sandbox. + It's like saying what's the point in minecraft when I can eat a pig, live in a mudhut and because I survived 1 night I can do it again and have beaten the game. +>In Minecraft I keep playing and exploring because I want to build +The same for VS. You might have to journey far for marble, slate, kimberlite etc. You'll have a hard time surviving winter though without at least going exploring for seeds and building up a proper farm. +--- 634705187 +>>634704874 +Going from Hunter Gatherer Mud Hut Dwelling Grug to Homesteading Bear Genociding Smithing Chad due in part to how long/difficult the process can/will be makes sticking to it and achieving that transition one of the more satisfying experiences I've experienced in a game. + +Funny story too that time investment doubled as motivation to live with my in-game mistakes because starting over would take longer then salvaging and recovering of which I've had at least two separate instances. +the First when I somehow managed to fuck up my first go at a charcoal pit (that in retrospect I made much larger then I probably needed) +and the second after I nearly burned the wood interior of my house and most of my belongings because I stupidly left flammable shit too close to where I was firing clay shit. +--- 634705379 +>>634702361 +It really annoyed me when I made them, because I kept autistically closing and opening them to go through, so they kept breaking. +--- 634705426 +Hop on +>>>/vm/892339 +--- 634705463 +>>634705379 +I was about to make the shit doors once when I read they had a durability and decided patching my mud huts entrance with a block of dirt would suffice until I I got a saw. +--- 634705470 +>>634705187 +>Going from Hunter Gatherer Mud Hut Dwelling Grug to Homesteading Bear Genociding Smithing Chad due in part to how long/difficult the process can/will be makes sticking to it and achieving that transition one of the more satisfying experiences I've experienced in a game. +Agreed. I just dug into a fucking hill at the start of the game and over time that hill got turned block by block into a well lit huge stone bastion with a comfy interior. The only thing that sucks is when you come across a much much nicer area when exploring and wish you could move your settlement there. +--- 634705603 +I've almost to the end of vanilla and most everything encountered doesn't feel necessary for progression. +Are there any modpacks that solve this problem? I want to feel like I'm doing shit that matters for my survival +--- 634705789 +>>634705470 +My house is actually built right nearby my old mud hut so the constant reminder of what I built up from is never far away. + +Also finally almost done making the leather for a backpack. Next goal (once winter is over) is to find a fucking bee hive somehow so I can start making candles for lanterns and I can stop having to swap out these fucking torches. +--- 634705794 +>>634705187 +>dig grug pit by lake +>grug dig mud to make lake into farm +>grug makes fences and PIECE OF SHIT DOOR THAT KEEPS FALL OFF +>grug uses fence to keep expanding safe area +>grug finds some ruins, breaks them down and makes cobblestone area with forge, becomes grugory +>grugory begins to pan bonesoil for ores and gears +>grugory begins to smelt metals and carve wood to make his mudhut into preserve storage basement with a stone charcol pit area and farm with animals to tame and breed +>grugory begins to forge, creating advanced tools, even glass and lanterns +>With infinite light that doesnt burn out 13 hours in he has a real two floor house with ornate fixtures, windows, proper doors, a proper bed, chests and a kitchen to cook and prepare meals he stores in basement +>The temporal storms come, the drifters roam the lands, but grugford, first of his name, is king of his castle + +This is what is best in life. +--- 634705836 +>>634705187 +go dig up bone soil from ruins and pan that in water and you will get a bunch of candles that way. +--- 634705923 +>>634705175 +Guess it's not for me, then. I was hoping for a survival experience with a win state, and not just a different flavor of Minecraft +--- 634705968 +>>634705789 +Nice. One thing I like about keeping natural stone walls is they're great for carving ornate shit into with chisel. Bees usually aren't too hard to find, you'll hear them before you see them. You can make brass torch holders in the mean time, any torches placed in those don't burn out. There's also oil lamps if you're desperate. +--- 634706074 +Ok but is it good though? +--- 634706075 +>>634705923 +If you want a brutally hard survival game try Wayward. +--- 634706124 +>>634706075 +>If you want a brutally hard survival game +I don't. I want a survival game with a fucking ending +--- 634706164 +>>634705836 +Noted anon thanks for the tip I have a few ruins nearby I'll try that out the next time I play (well once weather is more permitting). I've been trying to keep my wiki use to a relative minimum which the game is surprisingly good at facilitating but I am starting to get to the point where I'm going to have to look things up to keep progressing (I've taken a considerable break from the game lately but this update will probably drag me back in) +--- 634706182 +>>634706124 +It has an ending. And I guarantee you can't beat it. +--- 634706212 +>>634689456 +>All that annoying bullshit +I'll never understand people that want playing games to feel like doing chores. +--- 634706274 +>>634705794 +>grug dig mud to make lake into farm +Something makes super happy to see that this seems to just naturally be common practice that I also just did without really thinking about it. +--- 634706328 +>>634706274 +apes together strong. +--- 634706552 +>>634706182 +Okay, I'll look elsewhere then +--- 634706591 +>>634701687 +the vintage story devs are legitimate butterfly autists +https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/butterfly-mania +--- 634706797 +Honestly I wish they had gone more stoneage to bronzeage simulator, less whatever VS is with the weird non-human characters and discount eldritch horrors +--- 634706850 +Did they put in more automation shit yet? +--- 634706910 +>>634706850 +Back to tekkit you slime. +--- 634706920 +>>634691918 +Who the fuck actually think that looks good? It looks terrible. +--- 634706934 +>>634706910 +Steam power is on the fucking roadmap bitch +--- 634707009 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr47ksXaWbE [Embed] + +This game needs more music, fucking everything on the OST slaps +--- 634707121 +>>634698013 +>>634698062 +>>634698116 +>block game +>blocks not aligned to a grid +what is this heresy +--- 634707248 +>>634707121 +It is. I'm not sure what the deal is with those physics objects but those are definitely new. Makes me wonder if we can build full ass ships block by block. +--- 634707382 +>>634701985 +dare I say soul +--- 634707528 +>>634707248 +>Makes me wonder if we can build full ass ships block by block. +I mean that would be cool but I can only imagine it being super jank +--- 634707664 +So do you just play this single player? What's the funnest way to play this game? +--- 634707878 +got my wife this game, she farms and makes me pies while i kill things and build dumb massive structures. It's pretty cozy +--- 634708291 +>>634705096 +What can you do in vanilla Minecraft that you can't do in VS,making it less fun? +--- 634708356 +>>634707664 +I've only recently got it and have just been playing singleplayer figuring out as much as I can on my own but given there is an optional class system and just how involved doing even so.e thing that in minecraft you would take for granted if you get a friend or two or several to play along with it's probably considerably less stressful/overwhelming to handle when you can share the workload +--- 634708672 +>>634687974 (OP) +No steam, no buy +>checks website +>owner is retarded and doesnt put it there because babyrage taxes +He should kill himself +--- 634708757 +>>634708672 +unlimited refunds though +--- 634708818 +>>634708672 +Why do you need it on steam when you can just run it straight from your desktop? Not like you have to go through a whole new launcher. +--- 634709045 +>>634708672 +I can understand the sentiment but considering Steam is practically monopoly tier you have to be stupid to not at least put it on the platform once you get a good solid playerbase established to make sure it takes off on the storefront. Real shame too cause Vintage Story could easily be the most successful Minecraft-like game on Steam if they just took the plunge. +--- 634709176 +>>634709045 +It's pretty much guaranteed to get the FOTM status once it comes on Steam, kinda like Project Zomboid did with the multiplayer update last year +from what I've heard, they want the game to be more finished and fleshed out before putting it on there though, and I can see why considering how many people disregard any game coming out of early access on Steam +they also sell several thousand copies every month so they are definitely doing fine finance wise +--- 634709302 +>>634708672 +It's not the steamtax keeping it back, it's the parity rules +He would price it for $30 on steam and $21 on his site but it's not allowed +--- 634709417 +>>634709176 +Now that's completely fair. +It would perform far better releasing on steam in a more completed state then it is now so I dont blame them for waiting before blowing their load. +I'd just like to see it on there cause theres plenty of people who would play the game who simply dont know about it yet. +--- 634709554 +>>634691420 +>SOVL +>SOVLESS +--- 634709559 +So 1.18 today right? did they finally add new structures and ruins to find in the world? i know geothermals and hot springs are new. +--- 634709658 +>>634709559 +>So 1.18 today right? +stable version came out yesterday +>did they finally add new structures and ruins to find in the world? +I'm not sure if they added any new ruins, but there is one big dungeon in the world now, you can get the map to it from a treasure hunter trader +--- 634709747 +>>634709559 +New randomly generated structures got moved back to 1.19 sadly, what did get added though in a similar vein was a massive story driven dungeon with fucktons of lore +--- 634709792 +>>634709045 +Honestly from a developer pov it's kind of admirable if they have enough of a spine to stand by their beliefs. Yeah they could make a lot of money if they went with Steam but they choose not to. Maybe it's also stupid but whatever. + +From a customer pov it would be nice to have it on Steam. +--- 634709923 +>>634709792 +they've stated publicly that the intention is to eventually have a steam release, but they want the game in a much more finished state before doing so +--- 634709928 +>>634709747 +Cool but i really wanted some overworld stuff, much as underground needs it, one of my favourite minecraft modpacks was the long abandoned Regrowth where you play on a dead world of dry, cracked sand and a few dying weeds and revive it using mods to restore the biomes. Early game it was so much fun to find a burnt out ruin which you can break the wood for charcoal or a dying farm you could hope to get a single grass or wheat seed from the acidic farm soil type stuff. + +I love VS a lot but in that respect i see a ruin and its pots or bonesoil fodder. Maybe stone farm in the early ass early game. +--- 634709953 +>>634709923 +Ah nvm then +--- 634710009 +Hussalina hustler hustle quick and hustle far yack it backy kumbala, hussalina hustler! +--- 634710073 +>>634709928 +get the BetterRuins mod, it adds something like 250+ custom built ruins to the overworld and underground +--- 634710086 +>>634710009 +Holy fucking kino +--- 634710143 +>>634710009 +Jesus fucking Christ. I was here to witness this! Put me in the screencap! +--- 634710205 +>>634710009 +The king of /v/ has been coronated... +--- 634710240 +>whats the top rated mod? +i see. +--- 634710250 +>634710009 +What's the context for this nonsense? Why do people react to it this way? +--- 634710340 +>>634710250 +he's replying to himself, it's probably the Minecraft autist +--- 634710443 +>>634710009 +Actually based fr +--- 634710465 +>>634710250 +When a popular game has another game start to get popular thats similar enough autistic fanboys of the original popular game start to go full schizo and scream at any attempts to talk about the other game for fear it will somehow invalidate their sunk cost and time on the previous game. Look at the sad sacks addicted to WoW when FF14 threads happen for example. +--- 634710563 +>>634710240 +I see furfags ruined yet another game +--- 634710627 +Does the game have multiplayer or have it slated? +--- 634710656 +>OP creates thread with passive aggressive shilling +>thread is filled with schizophrenia and shitflinging +That's how you know a game is shit. This is made by chinks, isn't it? +--- 634710679 +>>634710240 +not top rated, most recently updated. top rated is still the expanded food recipes +--- 634710817 +>>634710240 +It's not even in the top 100 downloaded +--- 634710879 +How hard is it to setup the bare minimum to live in self-sufficiency in this game? + +Like, I want to live at home and build my home, is it hard to attain? Is the game permadeath? +--- 634710934 +>>634710627 +Any Minecraft clone that doesn't have MP would be fucking dead in the water. It's had it since its first release +>>634710656 +Even worse, the main dude lives in fucking Latvia +--- 634711039 +>>634710879 +you can make it through the winter as a cave-dwelling neanderthal if you really wanted to, at any tech level it's possible to survive, there's options for permadeath but it's not on by default +--- 634711469 +saw vormithrax play it on youtube, immediately was interested, bought it, put 45 hours into my first playthrough, thoroughly enjoyed that, will come back to it a couple years into the future when Its got even more content for another playthrough I'm sure, overall satisfied. + +I do wish it had some sort of community since this kinda game looks like it would be fun with friends, but the developer doesn't want to conform to steam's 30% pay cut and I respect that and kinda understand it too, if that's what they want, sure. Its their game anyway +--- 634711474 +>>634708291 +Minecarts, for one. The lack of a redstone-equivalent hurts as well. +--- 634711525 +Do you need to refill torches or lights in the game? Or fires? I hate that shit. +--- 634711542 +>>634687974 (OP) +what am I looking at here? +is the crafting in this game somewhat similar to Tinker's construct in minecraft? + +tell me it's the case please +--- 634711563 +>>634711469 +/vm/ used to have a server idk if it's still around +--- 634711648 +>>634711525 + +Oh another question, can you move blocks, or do you have to destroy/place like in Minecraft? +--- 634711649 +>>634711474 +VS has wooden tracks that are only available in creative at the moment, so minecarts are coming eventually. Also, who the fuck uses minecarts in vanilla Minecraft? +--- 634711756 +>>634711542 +Kind of. You can slather you tools in moss to make them repair themselves, but tool heads need to be knapped, molded, or smithed. +--- 634711787 +>>634711649 +I did. +--- 634711842 +>>634711542 +I'm not familiar with that mod and it's been a while since I played VS but the smithing is this sort of microblock moving puzzle where you fill out a shape and cut out the rest. Stone tools and clay working had similar involved systems. +--- 634711846 +>>634711525 +Torches on walls yeah, those need to replaced every few irl hours. If you're holding the torch it lasts forever. You can eventually craft lanterns or torch holders but you'll need something like 15 hours of irl progression before you reach that point. Firepits for cooking or melting down ingots always needs fuel though. +>>634711648 +Destroy and place +>>634711474 +Yeah, minecarts are something you'd expect them to add in early on. They're on the roadmap, but it'll be literal years before they're added at this rate. +https://www.vintagestory.at/roadmap.html/ +--- 634711912 +>>634711846 +*You can eventually craft lanterns or torch holders which last forever +--- 634711942 +>>634711525 +torches placed in the world go out after 3 days in game in your inventory they're infinite, but this can easily be cheesed by picking them up and the timer resets. Otherwise making lanterns or a torch brazier give you an infinite lightsource +--- 634711959 +>>634711474 +I hope they'll expand the engineering aspect. I'm not aware if they've already added stuff but it was fun to make the windmill powered hammer and such +--- 634711973 +>>634688712 +>it's literally just a modpack made into a game you actually pay for +But... That's a good thing +--- 634712090 +>>634711525 +Torches burn out after 2 in-game days. This can be mitigated by breaking and placing them again, or by placing them in torch holders. Candles, oil lamps, and lanterns don't burn out. Campfires work by the same principle as Minecraft furnaces. +--- 634712152 +>>634711787 +For what? +--- 634712441 +>>634707528 +Couldn't be any jankier than FtD. +--- 634712504 +>>634712152 +Fast transportation between build areas.. +--- 634712512 +>>634689456 +>Really funny seeing people bitch and bellyache about this. I played this without looking at you cynical faggots complain about it on /v/, and literally none of this ever bothered me. +>>634706212 +Try it first, or at least watch it. It's not even bad. You can even just pirate or ask for refunds. +--- 634712627 +>>634711649 +>Also, who the fuck uses minecarts in vanilla Minecraft? +we used to ride those babies for miles... +--- 634712651 +>>634697127 +But you play as a glowie... +--- 634712684 +>>634712627 +You first need to walk thise miles to build the track. +--- 634712727 +multiplayer is so fucking dead. just a heads up if you are interested in playing. theres only around 5-9 public servers up every day and each one only has 2-9 players ever. +--- 634712881 +>>634711649 +>He didn't hook up all his friends castles to a main minecart line for quick visiting +>>634712627 +This + +Fuck walking to the desert to get sand every time I want more glass for my underwater fortress. +--- 634713872 +>>634711563 +it's still around a new server was launched yesterday in fact, we had 30 people on it at launch +--- 634713925 +15 hours in and i finally have a small home. Rate, hate and debate. +--- 634713972 +>>634693857 +2025 +--- 634713986 +>>634713872 +damn that's quite a lot almost tempted to hop on but I don't got the time to sink into the game right now +--- 634714206 +>>634713925 +very nice. +--- 634714314 +>>634713925 +Replace the stairs and make a real awning with chisel. Very comfy either way. +--- 634714319 +>>634687974 (OP) +my parents aren't siblings, so i can't enjoy this. +--- 634714494 +Ugly player models is enough to make me dislike the game. The hyper autistic crafting is also off-putting and not fun. +--- 634714805 +>>634687974 (OP) +I can't load up the single player world I've made after 1.8 update, something about a server not being reached, anyway to refresh a world with commands? +--- 634714842 +>>634698447 +mineshart always failed to keep me hooked, it was never fun to play it. Vintage Story actually kept me playing for almost 100 hours before I decided to take a break. Your first 3 points are correct, the last 2 couldn't be further from the truth +--- 634715372 +>>634714494 +autistic crafting is the appeal but yeah the characters are a bit fucking weird +--- 634715401 +>>634710240 +holy sexo. what mod? and are there more mods like this? I want a fox wife companion that chills at home while I bring home food +--- 634715581 +>>634715401 +>You will never homestead in the woods with a mature kitsune bride... diff --git a/v/634688607.txt b/v/634688607.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..79d256e7f4895b7b06dec2b14322f052be06b42b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634688607.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1040 @@ +----- +--- 634688607 +Does this statement make every Imperium fan immediately get pissed off? +--- 634688813 +>>634688607 (OP) +Big talk from a dying race of egotistical shitheads. +--- 634688910 +Where do I start with 40k +--- 634688983 +>>634688607 (OP) +Most people who read the books understand that Emps isn't actually a god and the Imperial Cult was just allowed to exist as a means to control the people +--- 634689093 +>>634688813 +>Billions of Eldar and a fuck ton of Craftworlds +Yeah no they're not dying out at all. +--- 634689151 +>>634688607 (OP) +Everything I see about 40K makes it seem impossibly cool, but I feel like I missed the boat. +--- 634689257 +>>634689151 +It's already really popular due to every Sci Fi Fandom flocking there after their series was killed, and it's about to explode in popularity when that Henry Cavill show releases. +--- 634689265 +>>634689151 +Just read a rulebook, they give you the basic lore and you can branch out from there +or at least my several decades behind rulebook was pretty good for this, I assume at least the art is a lot shittier + +play dawn of war or space marine, you don't really need to understand anything for either of those games either +--- 634689270 +>>634689151 +Its only like 100 books, bro. Just read them all. +--- 634689272 +>>634688910 +Shit posts on /v/. +That's also where you should stop. +--- 634689274 +>>634688607 (OP) +First off, the Imperium of Man in Warhammer 40k is really bordering on blasphemy and Romanism. +But in the game, the Emperor isn't even talked about in detail in Dawn of War 1, so nobody except spergs and autists know more from the warhammer 40k universe that play more faggy games. I would never recommend some of the really offputting MMO 40k games that have come and gone much like its predecessor Warhammer Age of Reckoning. +Roman Catholics combine paganism with christianity, so they secretly want a "secret" emperor to be Jesus when he comes back, and their attempts to lie that the pope is already Jesus on earth and that he has already come back is part of their practice for when the antichrist comes. It's part of their attempts to uphold the scriptures after all. When God says your church is fake and you realize that who you are you begin to take that seriously and actually try to uphold the illusion. In the fantasy game, the emperor can never die and is immortal. Like Jesus. It's all about practicing a religion that is imitation of Christ government + religion later the banking system and the mark of the beast. +If they had instead worshiped the true Christ Jesus, well then they could simply just serve real freedom loving americans instead of trying to enslave everyone to some kind of world dictatorship. +Warhammer 40k is supposed to be about men. Like Warcraft, when they start focusing the game on playable alien races, or like Battlefield/Call of Duty and when they start making you play as enemy forces it just isn't Happenin' anymore James. It's NGMI mode now. Protoss and Zerg was bad enough, when they were like "The Damned stand ready." It was just cringe and over. +--- 634689332 +>>634689265 +*several editions behind +i'm not that old +--- 634689469 +>>634688607 (OP) +>Nurgle is scared shitless of an "illusion" +lmao +--- 634689505 +>>634689274 +This post makes me feel as if I'm having a stroke +--- 634689532 +>>634689505 +Just ignore the unhinged retard posts. +--- 634689565 +>>634689274 +insane Evangelical Protestant schizo babble +--- 634689585 +>>634689093 +No they are most definitely dying. In canon material the necron lords even call them a dying race. There aren't 1/10th the elder that there are humans. +--- 634689601 +>>634689151 +For better or worse 40k is only getting more popular and relevant. +--- 634689630 +>>634689505 +>>634689532 +>>634689565 +>100% of posts on the internet should only be abominations and Romanist baiting +That isn't protestant just because it is talking about antichrist Romanism. +Protestants want to be Catholic, they just protesting within it and don't want to be as much assholes as them. +--- 634689631 +>>634689585 +>No they are most definitely dying +--- 634689659 +>>634688910 +Start with fantasy instead, 40k is cringe +--- 634689680 +>>634689469 +That's the funny thing. +>eldar stop being religious +>turn into a bunch of BDSM murder rapist vampires +>since they no longer worship any of there gods while being uber degenerates, all elder gods lose most of their power +>then slaanesh is born and eats all of them because they're too weak to fight back +--- 634689706 +>>634689093 +Billions isn't a big number in 40k. There are billions of humans in real life right now on one planet. +--- 634689721 +>>634689659 +Fantasy is dead, don't listen to this anon. +>"BUT MUH OLD WORLD" +Announced back in 2018 and nothing has shown for it. +--- 634689760 +>>634688607 (OP) +Eldar are just jealous because a human psyker is more powerful than anything their faggy race has ever produced, and they had millions of years. +--- 634689786 +>>634689680 +Basically the entire immaterium is bullshit and Necrons should wipe the slate clean with based green lasers. +--- 634689791 +>>634689706 +>Billions isn't a big number +--- 634689871 +>>634689760 +>because a human psyker is more powerful than anything their faggy race has ever produced +LIES +--- 634689884 +>>634689791 +In a galactic scale? +yeah, small number +--- 634689937 +>>634689791 +Nigga a single planet's population worth of people is fucking nothing in the context of 40k. +--- 634689975 +>>634689871 +call me when Eldrad becomes a 5th Warp God +--- 634690009 +>>634689975 +>Literally calms the entire Warp so it can shut the fuck up for a day +--- 634690096 +>>634689791 +In 40k, yes, why did you just ignore that part? +The imperium probably reaches casualties in the hundreds of millions on an annual basis +--- 634690150 +>>634690009 +Chaos calls Emperor the Anathema, he is literally on par with if not stronger than them so long as they aren't united +the Emperor has been calming the Warp down every day for 10,000 years +--- 634690163 +>>634689871 +The only thing of note your race has ever accomplished is buttfucking Space-Satan into existence. Good job faggots, luckily the Emporer will clean up your mess since you nerds aren't capable of it. +--- 634690242 +>>634690163 +Craftworld Eldar had nothing to do with that shit, they were just traders +--- 634690280 +souls were a mistake: the series +--- 634690336 +>>634690242 +>nooooo that wasn't OUR fault even doe we are also disgusting aliens +Get fucked alien retard. +--- 634690473 +>>634690280 +>Wants to have fleshy bodies again +>Go to sleep and hope Eldar kill each other +>Wake up so they're the only ones left to find cure +>Galaxy is even worse than before +--- 634690559 +>>634690473 +they fucked the galaxy the most in the first place, Necrons are the reason the Warp is a hellscape +--- 634690595 +>>634689505 +>I'm going to shit my pants if this is the world we live in and if this is 100% true! +Then why the fuck are people just going along with how fucking evil this world is being then? Why aren't people just saying fuck Satan and living normal life again like we were doing before the fucking internet?! +--- 634690612 +>>634690473 +>reality is gay +>go to sleep +>wake up +>reality still gay +>kill gaywads +>go back to sleep +The most highly intelligent and well written faction ever. Thats all you need. +--- 634690630 +>>634689093 +>Billions of Eldar and a fuck ton of Craftworlds +There are trillions of humans in the Astra Militarum alone +--- 634690693 +>>634688910 +Horus Heresy books +--- 634690725 +>>634690559 +>, Necrons are the reason the Warp is a hellscape +Naaaaaah. Some of their gods, maybe. The stirring of the shitpot was really multifaceted. +--- 634690736 +>>634689257 +>and it's about to explode in popularity +Goddamn, nothing is sacred is it. Every fucking song you love ends up used in some shitty faggot tv show, every IP you love dragged out and normified for the masses to consoom, every vidya you ever love will be remade as slop. +--- 634690776 +>>634690559 +>Necrons are the reason the Warp is a hellscape +they were the only ones to fight chaos and win +--- 634690785 +>>634689791 +for scale. the galactic republic in star wars had about 100 quadrillion citizens +--- 634690857 +>>634690736 +Get ready for zoomers to turn 40k into the MCU. Well it was slowly turning into that but still. +--- 634690868 +>>634688910 +start with these 3 videos like I did. These gave me a good rundown that originally drew me into the greater franchise. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyPjE1Sn-Ts&ab_channel=Luetin09 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F3y2bJzDJQ&t=1s&ab_channel=Luetin09 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riyVcdAOOC4&ab_channel=Luetin09 [Embed] +--- 634690996 +>>634689093 +>souls literally get raped/eaten by cosmic horror beyond comprehension +>most of their worlds are dead +>constantly lose to the vastly overwhelming numbers of other races +>half their race lost their minds and have given in to absolute hedonism and sadomasochism +Yeah dying +--- 634691027 +>shitzillions must die because....we are hungry lol +--- 634691094 +>>634691027 +DNA for the DNA throne +Cum for the cum pool +--- 634691273 +>>634691094 +genestealer female sucking the cum out of a man's balls to impregnate other females with her futa cock when +--- 634691416 +>>634688607 (OP) +No, because Games Workshop already confirmed Empy is just a huge cosmic joke the Chaos Gods played on themselves. +--- 634691426 +>>634691273 +>when +Never when she can just turn you into a genestealer and repeat the process. I want to other factions and tentacles of nids fighting each other. +--- 634691478 +>>634689093 +They are absolutely dying. They can't make more craftworlds because that's lost technology, and if they die without one; they go straight to the warp, straight to the Chaos armies, and eventually, their ships are going to fail or be destroyed. One was already almost consumed by a hive fleet. +--- 634691540 +>>634691416 +>confirmed Empy is just a huge cosmic joke the Chaos Gods +He's not, he's the physical manifestation of the human emotions and energies of the warp. Other humans like Celestians and other Living Saints also get this ability to channel "good" warp energy. +--- 634691565 +>>634689151 +Everything about it is cool in concept. +When you start to dig into the weeds you run into the Expanded Universe problem from Star Wars. There's a lot of cool shit but also a lot of goofy shit, too. Also Games workshop can not stop hating their playerbase. They despise people who buy their products and play their games. No one knows why, I suspect it's because they are British. +--- 634691636 +>>634691540 +Nah, huge cosmic joke, haven't you read that book where his powers were established by Khorne and that's why he was able to make the Primarchs? +If that seems fucking stupid, that's only because it is. +--- 634691754 +>>634691478 +>and if they die without one; they go straight to the warp +There's a literal Craftworld called Altansar that lives inside the warp though +--- 634691797 +>>634688910 +From the beginning. +Go look for the codices for the various factions, the rulebooks, and look up some stuff on lexicanum. +Take a gander at the minis, old and new and see which factions appeal to you, we all know you'll just go with space marines like a bitch. +Play Dawn of War and it's expansions, DoW II and it's expansions, and go ahead and skip III it's trash. +If you're interested consider checking out WHFB and the Total War Warhammer games as GW is bringing it back to the tabletop after the massive retardation campaign that is Age of Sigmar. +--- 634691826 +>>634689151 +>missed the boat +Not really. The people that love the lore typically have their own niche interest rather than waiting for what happens next. It's more of a setting than a story in motion. +It's more about finding your favorite factions and learning more about them rather than hoping they get to do something in the next big story event (spoilers: if you're not an ultramarine fan, don't expect shit). It's fun. You might even develop a certain taste for factions you find interesting. +--- 634691867 +>>634691636 +A lot of the novellas do dumb shit like Fulgrim never being possessed and his soul never being trapped in the painting. Or the dumb shit that the Emperor was the Ohmissiah the entire time and not the Mechanicum being under a massive psychic influence from the Void Dragon. +--- 634691920 +>>634691797 +>If you're interested consider checking out WHFB and the Total War Warhammer games as GW is bringing it back to the tabletop after the massive retardation campaign that is Age of Sigmar. +Why IS GW so massively fucking retarded? +--- 634691923 +Exodites are are a mix of Wood Elves and Lizardmen and are therefore the coolest faction in 40k. +t. Fantasychad +--- 634691950 +>>634689721 +>Announced back in 2018 and nothing has shown for it +>bretonnia and tomb king bits previewed +>old bretonnian models shown +>along with announcement that old and new kits will be coming +>getting a preview at warhammer fest sunday +Oh no, it's retarded. +--- 634691953 +>>634691826 +>if you're not an ultramarine fan, don't expect shit +sucks being a Doom Eagle fan +--- 634692017 +>>634690736 +/tg/ shit seems to be becoming more and more mainstream. Fuck sakes even South Park did a bit with 40k recently. +--- 634692037 +>>634691867 +Isn't the whole schtick with tech priests that they have very mixed and nuanced views about the omnissiah? Some believe its the emperor, some just say that as lip service so the imperium doesn't declare them heretics. They don't know wtf a void dragon or even a c'tan is but they probably can tell its not the emperor. +--- 634692038 +>>634691797 +Why should I hate Age of Sigmar? +--- 634692093 +>>634692017 +>South Park did a bit with 40k recently +>Henry Cavill show +Grimm dark future indeed. +--- 634692172 +>>634688607 (OP) +Why would I be mad when he's self-evidently wrong? +>>634691636 +>don't you read black library's slop? +No +--- 634692210 +>>634689093 +retard. their birthrate is fucked up too, eldar women cant shit out 2-3 babies every year +--- 634692212 +>>634692017 +/tg/ has fallen. dungeons and dragons is something normies do now +--- 634692220 +>>634692038 +just GW figuring that maybe their fantasy miniatures didn't really need a setting. +--- 634692238 +>>634692017 +the Primarchs returning is merely the first step to the MCU-ification of 40k +--- 634692402 +>>634692037 +>Isn't the whole schtick with tech priests that they have very mixed and nuanced views about the omnissiah? +Some do, others don't. Some pretend to follow the Cult Mechanicus because it's the establishment of Mars, others militantly believe in it. But believers are divided, some believe the Machine God to real, others believe it's the Big E. +The Fabricator General and Cawl both know about the Void Dragon, and so does the 1 adepth guardian it and her skitarrii. According the Mechanicum book, the Big E locked the c'tan shard in the core of Mars during ancient Terra. +--- 634692427 +>>634692038 +nta but they take a lot of the autonomy of various factions and it devolves into magical mcguffin bullshit where the gods just can do things. +The stormcast eternals? Souls of heroes from the old realms. How? Fucking idk. Gods. How does Nagash nab a snibbit of everyone's souls when they respawn? Yes. Why the fuck does that even matter? Gods. Shut up. The necroquake is happening aaaaand the gods stopped the necroquake. +--- 634692478 +>>634688910 +Go to the hobby shop and buy the faction you like the most, keep in mind tyranids,astra militarum, and gene stealer cult are most costly. + +Paint your models and wait for 10th edition. In 10th all the rules are going to be free so I’d just build up my army before getting into the game. As for what to buy, just buy what looks cool and when 10th comes out play a bit. After awhile you can then start tweaking your list. + +Remeber to Gatekeep the hobby and be rude to any women/trannies showing interest at your local games shop +--- 634692739 +>>634691920 +Old CEO was an omega retard. +It was honestly hilarious they killed Fantasy Battle right around TWW causing a massive surge of interest. I remember having someone enter the local GW store gushing about how he got interested in WHFB from Total War and wanted to get into the tabletop and watch all the happiness drained from him as the red shirt tells him it's dead and tried to shill him Stormcast. +--- 634692798 +>>634690736 +Buddy 40k hasn't been niche in ages. That ship sailed decades ago. Probably before you were born. +--- 634692831 +>>634688910 +play dark crusade +play all the dawn of war 2s +play space marine +play any of the good strategy games (mechanics, gk daemon hunters) + +>okay I want to buy plastic models +look at the entire selection of armies, find cool models + +>I want to own cool models +buy them + +>I want to play the game +Do you want to play small scale killteam or the raw ass game? + +>killteam +buy some terrain, get a friend, get two armies, the killteam 2022 starter kit is pretty solid, play game, expand from there + +>raw ass game +Read as much as you can about the stuff you like, get an idea of what's absolute dog shit, if something you like is dogshit look up the best way you can make it work, it will likely not do well but only running things that look cool is going to get you tabeled and you will feel very sad as you are beaten by Quentin and his armored parking lot of vehicles or melee monsters while he adjusts his glasses - correcting you on how to play the rules right every 10 minutes. Also get friends to play with you like or find cool people who want to have fun games and are willing to help guide you in the right direction. It used to be balancing was god awful and all over the place, and it still is, but now we get patch notes every so often and whats broken now might not be broken in 3 months +--- 634692920 +>>634692478 +GSC are cool. +Almost picked them up as my first army but they looked a little intimidating for a total hobby newfag. +--- 634693268 +>>634692920 +If you’re a total noob I’d suggest space marines to wet your toes. If you want totally new sculpts and are willing to do something a little more complicated I’d recommend leagues of votann +--- 634693354 +>>634692739 +I will be curious to see how well Old World does in the long run. +Do oldschool WHFB players care about it? Or is it mostly being targeted towards new people who played Total War? +--- 634693429 +>>634688607 (OP) +Do Eldar really not know the Emperor is still alive? It seems Chaos are the only ones that know the truth. +--- 634693497 +>>634692093 +the newest 40k novel turned Lion'el into a generic good guy instead of the genocidal autist from the HH books, it's over. +--- 634693501 +>>634690785 +>200,000 clones and 1 million more on the way :) +--- 634693552 +>>634693429 +They know he's alive, they just don't consider him a god. +>It seems Chaos are the only ones that know the truth. +Only the chaos gods and Abaddon +--- 634693610 +>>634689791 +in sci fi yeah its not a big number, a single hive city can have more humans in it than eldar exist +--- 634693765 +>>634689093 +>>634689791 +>only billions +Shit tier numbers +Literal doodoo tier numbers +--- 634693842 +>>634693429 +the eldar certainly know, a harlequin during the seige of terra even decided to pear into the warp to see what his soul is like, then regretted it since it fucking terrified her, to give further context the same harlquin would essentially laugh about Slaanesh who is a big deal to their race due to the whole eat your soul shit, so for her to be mroe afraid of big E is something else, and ever since then he has only become stronger +--- 634693880 +>>634693354 +I think it’s the total war crowd and hopefully once they are into the hobby they will migrate to AOS or 40k +--- 634693956 +>>634693354 +You can always take a gander at the WHFB general on /tg/ but reception seems mixed. TOW is going to increase base sizes so some are unhappy but upscaled movement trays are already available now so it's a moot point. But there's no doubt the prices of the old kits will be ridiculous and will only get worse since GW has been increasing prices by 5% every year to "combat inflation." +But on the other hand the sheer amount of seethe the recent reveals have induced in siggiepiggies has been amusing. +Only time will tell if all those clamoring for a return to Fantasy Battle will actually buy models, I certainly will. + +>>634693497 +Black Library a shit. The only books you should read or consider canon are codices, the old forgeworld campaign books, and old comics +--- 634694070 +>>634690096 +>hundreds of millions +lmao, hundreds of billions is a better figure +--- 634694089 +>>634693429 +What literally everyone knows the Emperor is still alive. +The shit talk about him being a 'corpse god' is a direct reference to him being alive trapped in a useless ruined vessel. +--- 634694136 +>>634691950 +Will there be beastmen? I had a copy of White Dwarf when I was a kid that had them, and I thought they looked pretty cool +Never looked into anything about Warhammer since except for Vermintide +--- 634694273 +>>634694136 +40k annouced beastmen kit and they have a somewhat bigger prescence in fantasy (not by much so don't expect to much) back in the day so I wouldn't be surprised if beastmen are included +--- 634694280 +>>634691923 +>muh speshul snowflake race with no codex and 4 models from sub-games is actually DA BESTEST +This is fucking contrarian Cathay and CHORF coping all over again. +--- 634694402 +>>634691478 +You of course realise most human souls also go to the warp when they die right? +The eldar thing is just brought up constantly because eldar souls retain more 'self', also each one is a bigger loss and they exclusively go to Slanny's rape slab +--- 634694492 +>>634693956 +I'm waiting to see some more models but if the factions I like look good I might take the plunge. +Particularly Vampire Counts. +--- 634694531 +>>634690868 +>Jesus is a psychic handicapped zombie inside of a vault hiding somewhere +Cringe and gay. This is why Dawn of War 1 was successful because it only focused on Force Commander Gabriel Angelos killing a massive demon. And afterwards, the demon's ghost tells him he's fucked for doing that. He turns around and just says oh well, fuck you, bye. That's how you deal with shitty "I'll get you next time Gadget, in the sequels!" writing if you are a voice actor for one of these shitty lore-ist IP(eeFreely) (all over the writing when I write stories for games)s. The voice actor just strongly says no and moves on. And the developers focus on that hero only and not worry about sticking bad ideas into the game. Jesus sits on a throne of glory where he has a new body. Not a dying one. +--- 634694661 +>>634694136 +No confirmation of their inclusion but considering the time period I'd bet it's likely. They have models for Age of Sigmar still available so if anything they'll add rules to use those in TOW. + +>>634694492 +Pretty sure some of their models are still available for AoS as well minus the heroes so here's hoping they come back. +--- 634694695 +>>634689585 +>There aren't 1/10th the elder that there are humans. +mate, even if there are 1 million humans for every eldar, you'd still get a billion Eldars minimum. The Imperium has a million planets according to most authors; assuming that each planet has a billion people (a very conservative estimate since that's less than modern Earth and hive planets have many times that), you got a trillion humans easily. +--- 634694750 +>>634688607 (OP) +>AN’ SHE STILL KEEPS ON YAPPIN’… +--- 634694760 +>>634690736 +Buddy 40k hasn't been sacred since AT LEAST 8th edition, and even that's fucking debatable. +--- 634694854 +>>634694750 +I still hold the only good thing to come out of DoW3 was Gorgutz being the canon winner of Soulstorm. +The IG asshurt was legendary. +--- 634694950 +>>634688607 (OP) +No, i disagree with that eldar of Emperor being illusion, as, he real. But i, and Emperor himself agree that he is not god, and whoever see him as such have big chance to become a heretic and ruin Imperium into shithole for 10k years. +--- 634694957 +>>634694854 +the sheer seethe was on another level, I usually like guard but their insistence they were the true winners despite the only evidence being some guy on an ancient form claiming he had proof they won was always asinine +--- 634694994 +>>634688910 +Read all 30k books, starting from Horus Rising. Then, never touch 40k books ever. +--- 634695075 +>>634694994 +>telling him to read every single 30k book +that is just evil +--- 634695094 +>>634694950 +The Imperial Cult is the only reason humans remain alive in the galaxy and alive in a shitty stagnant Imperium is better than extinct. Big E would agree, he was always a pragmatic fella. +--- 634695110 +>>634691754 +Lived, recent events have had Altansar pulled back into realspace by the chad Maugan Ra. Though they've been changed from their time in the warp and are distrusted by the rest of the craftworlds. + +>>634694695 +Problem is they don't reproduce often enough to replenish the losses they take from whatever suffering GW forces upon them. +The fact they have to draft regular citizens or place the souls of their dead in wraith constructs as there aren't enough aspect warriors in most cases is proof enough. +Plus the only way to get soulstones to ensure their souls aren't taken by Slaanesh upon death is to enter the warp and nab some from crone worlds, an act most would consider insane and suicidal at best and you can see the population of Eldar slowly dying off no matter how many there currently off. +--- 634695218 +>>634695075 +I did it, and i enjoyed it. +--- 634695229 +>>634690736 +40k is a corporate product, it was never sacred. +Brands are not religions. Get a fucking grip. +--- 634695232 +>>634695094 +Considering he blew up a city built by the guy who wrote the fucking book they all follow just to hammer it home he's not a god and stop fucking around and brainwashing people into thinking that probably not. +Also considering the Custodes guarding him also think that's fucking stupid and even believe that humanity doesn't deserve him and failed him I'm not so sure. +--- 634695304 +>>634695232 +>humanity doesn't deserve him and failed him I'm not so sure. +They are right, you know. As side observer i agree fully with them. +--- 634695402 +>>634688607 (OP) +>current 40k setting would have been easily avoided if the Emperor was a decent responsible father instead of turbo minmaxing autist. +--- 634695410 +>>634688910 +Dark Crusade +--- 634695434 +>>634695232 +Irrelevant. After the Emperor was entombed, humans would have been absolutely fucked without worshipping him. To continue with his edict would be to extinguish the species. That's why shit happens like Lion El'Jonson disobeying the Edict of Nikaea despite being the most loyal son; because what the Emperor ordered previously was no longer conducive to the survival of the species and you have to work with what you have. And as of the end of the Horus Heresy and crippling of the big man, humanity has no path without the worship of the God Emperor. +--- 634695608 +>>634688910 +Wait until June when the new edition comes out. Anyone recommending Horus Heresy books is an idiot. The "lore" is a bunch of ad copy written to sell toys. The only story that matters is what happens when you play other people. +--- 634695619 +>>634688607 (OP) +No, not really. Zoomer. + +The point of W40k is that the Emprah never wanted worship, actually fought back against worship, and the fact he is worshipped in the 40th millenium is a sad state of affair. One among all the other states of affair in the Imperium nowadays. + +Not that doesn't mean he doesn't genuinely have godlike powers. The Emprah has godlike powers, but he alway said he's just the strongest psyker you could imagine, with 40 thousand+ years of experience. Not a god. God shouldn't exist, in his wordlview. + +Still, nowadays, given the nature of Chaos and the Warp, it is possible the Emprah is getting power from all this worship, and he isn't intensively disliking this - this is a bit of a canon "don't touch" part of the lore, but the Emprah, even dying on the Golden Throne, could probably communicate with the High Lords of Terra and tell them to stop it, but he doesn't. Obviously, this means he accepted the fact that he's worshipped as a god, intensely dislike it, but need it nowadays, somehow. + +Given, what's on the Golden Throne and how much of mental capacity is left in His dying corpse is a point of contention. Which is the entire point of the Emprah, to begin with. + +Also, believing everything an Eldar tells you is bad form, bad idea, bad survival strategy, bad everything. Eldar tell lies, just like they breath air. Of course they would say something stupid about the Emprah. Just close your ears and stab it with a bayonet. The Emprah just ask one thing of you, and that's what you should be doing. +--- 634695653 +>>634695434 +>Lion +>most loyal son +lmao +--- 634695781 +>>634695653 +Your memes about the loyalty of the Dark Angels loyalty post losing their Primarch wont work here. The Lion is explicitly only in it for the loyalty. Kairos Fateweaver tries to tempt him and is like "holy shit there's nothing this guy wants" and then the Lion stabs him in the face. He is also shown to be the Primarch who mirrors the Emperor the hardest, having his sons have their own mini heresy before he goes into his own nap. His pragmatism over the Edict of Nikaea means the Emperor would tolerate the Imperial Cult if it was the only way to prevent humans from getting permanently buttfucked by daemons. +--- 634695848 +>>634689151 +Earlier stuff was pretty soulful. Later stuff, eh. Primaris shit was just retarded, why bring back the fucking primarchs as plot points anyway? The point of the setting is that it's a backwards dark age shitfuckfest, progress ruins that. The Emperor is supposed to be slowly dying, the primarchs are supposed to be all dead and long-lost heroes of a past age, the Imperium as a concept was supposed to be a failed experiment that's fucked up so much and left us trapped up shit creek without a paddle (most stuff that plagues the galaxy as of M41 stem from the Emperor's works, Chaos was bolstered in it's abilities by half the Legions and Mechanicum falling to them, the Astronomican summoned the Tyranids, pretty much all the galaxy would have to contend with is Orks and maybe the occasional Dark Eldar if the Great Crusade didn't happen), so having them begin to fix this shit ruins the setting. GW is just slowly removing the grimdark from 40k. +Every space marine should be worse than the Marines Malevolent, like it used to be. They used to bully the shit out of peasants back in the day when they weren't doing space marine stuff. I think they're far too "goodguy" now, I miss my galaxy of evil assholes. +--- 634696183 +>>634695848 +True but you're missing the point. 40k is at it's core satire, some of it's major inspirations: Judge Dredd, Nemesis the Warlock, 2000AD in general, are satirical while still being entertaining for their main audience at the time, kids and teenagers. +40k's xenophobia, the crushing totalitarian nature of the Imperium, and the never-ending conflict from which all sides will inevitably be destroyed are the concepts of those comics taken to a ridiculous extreme, hence the term "grimdark." +Don't take it too seriously and miss the dark humor like the edgy grimderp fags or try to apply real world logic like the retards trying to make the Imperium the good guys. Be like the Orks, they don't worry about the greater concepts of the galaxy because they don't care, it's simply fun to wage WAAAGH. + +>>634695619 +To quote one of the older Eldar codices, "Ask not the Eldar a question, for they will give you three answers, all of which are true, and horrifying to know." +--- 634696276 +>>634695848 +>the Astronomican summoned the Tyranids +A Necron artifact called the Pharos did this one. Although it only caught the attention of the Tyranids when loyalists overloaded it to kill a Night Lords fleet. So technically the Emperor was still responsible for making the soldiers that lit the beacon. +--- 634696292 +>>634692427 +So your point is that important characters affect the setting they exist in and that's bad somehow? +--- 634696361 +>>634692739 +TWW only got made because they killed off the Old World. +--- 634696408 +>>634696183 +>40k is at it's core satire +It's not 1985 anymore. For all they claim to write satire, it's pretty clear they've gone in the direction of playing it all straight. Or just in the full Starship Troopers route where their satire is so up its own ass its looped all the way around to promoting what it mocks. Which is possible given the retards they tend to put in charge of the lore these days. +--- 634696423 +>>634694957 +IIRC the reason it took hold was because everyone found the idea of the whole clusterfuck being won by a guy who lost 100 baneblades funny +--- 634696472 +>>634690693 +>>634694994 +>Horus Heresy + +Fuck NO. + +Horus Heresy is the cheery on top for people that are already deep into the lore and want more. It's a series of 30+ books, written by just as many authors, with some of the highest turds ever written, that goes on tangents forever for minor plot points that go nowhere. It's incoherent, stupid, and only to read if you have a firm grasp on what is w40k. Because, by then, you can filter the utter SHIT from what's actually good. + +>>634688910 +Read the 4ed army books, then the 5 and 6. They've got all you need. Then read some supplementary materials that were written in this period. Some introuces the best lore of 40k. + +Then enjoy the fandom. GW is fucking up the IP even more than they fucked up before nowadays, so new content should be looked at with critical thinking. +--- 634696508 +>>634696361 +People generally don't understand that there is a reason why 40k hasn't gotten a big all faction strategy game in recent history. GW considers 60$ strategy vidya to be a substitute for their 600$ strategy board game. +--- 634696970 +>>634696508 +>600$ strategy board game +Can you elaborate on that $600 price tag? Is that a rough estimate for an entire army and all the relevant books? Does that include terrain? +--- 634697023 +>>634688607 (OP) +FUCK ELDAR, BREED ELDAR, PILEDRIVE ELDAR INTO THE BED SHEETS, SLAM DUNK AN HUMAN BABY INTO HER SPACE ELVEN WOMB, HAND CUFF SEXY ELDAR, LAY WITH ELDAR UNDER THE SUN, TOSS ELDAR INTO ACTIVE ORGIES, TWIST ELDAR TITTIES, PISTON ELDAR IN HALF, CREATE PREGNANT ELDAR, TRAP ELDAR IN A FULL NELSON, CRUSH ELDAR PUSSY, EAT ELDAR (pussy), INSEMINATE ELDAR IN THE BED CHAMBER, CREAM ELDAR BY THE DOZEN, MANDATORY IMPREGNATION FOR ELDAR, GRIND ELDAR ASS, FUCK AN OLD ELDAR ON THE STAIRS. + +TOTAL ELDAR SEX. +--- 634697104 +>>634697023 +>t. barren eldar hag +--- 634697463 +I know nothing about 40K Eldar. +Do they ever die of old age? +--- 634697494 +>>634696408 +>It's not 1985 anymore +1987/1988 technically since that's when RT released but I fucking wish it was. +>it's pretty clear they've gone in the direction of playing it all straight +Which is part of the problem, GW back in the day was inspired by historicals, films like Excalibur, and the older crop of fantasy/sci-fi works. +Nowadays the people writing for 40k are inspired by 40k, they lack that richness of experience that comes with having interests outside of one fucking thing. Compare The Redeemer or Deff Skwadron to the shlock Marvel shat out. +They've forgotten that grimdark is the kind of word used to get kids interested and spending money, that the Imperium, like Dredd, can be both hero and villain at any given time and in between the heroic last-stands and the genocidal campaigns there's some element of sardonic humor. +People will claim that excerpt from the Custodes codex where they stop the execution of a guardsmen who eventually leads a campaign to reclaim a sector only to leave him to be executed after the war has been won as grimderp but that's the exact kind of stuff you'd expect from a 2000AD prog. +I argue that we need to return to that style of writing where there was actual humor and satire and not just using it as a cover for the fact that GW is actually trying to make a horrible totalitarian fascist government the good guys and not just the man-shaped horror that can still be heroic in a galaxy of horrors. +--- 634697535 +>>634696970 +Yeh it was a rough estimate to get the 60 vs 600 order of magnitude. Warhammer armies will definietly cost you 100s of $ from models alone, but how many 100s depends on a lot of factors +--- 634697549 +>>634688607 (OP) +You'd think the fucking eldar would notice that the emperor has a warp presence to rival the chaos gods +--- 634697609 +>>634697549 +I think for the Eldar to consider you a god you have to be buttfucked by Slaanesh and then eaten by Chaos gods. +--- 634697624 +>>634697463 +if I recall correctly it is possible, but it takes something like a thousand years for that to start being a possibility, and then you have guys like eldrar who are 10k years old which is remarkable since usually farseers start turning into crystals much earlier and he only just now started the process +--- 634697638 +>>634695110 +>The fact they have to [...] place the souls of their dead in wraith constructs as there aren't enough aspect warriors in most cases is proof enough. +--- 634697661 +>>634697463 +Dying of old age isn't something that's brought up and likely doesn't happen considering the state of the galaxy. But Farseers slowly crystallize over time and will eventually become a crystal statue as their soul enters the infinity circuit that all Eldar souls of a craftworld enter upon death, provided their soul is captured within a soulstone and not devoured by Slaanesh. +--- 634697782 +>>634696472 +The first 3 HH books are a direct continuous story. After that is when it turns into an anthology. +--- 634697912 +>>634692017 +I'm pretty sure the southpark bit was Trey literally taking pictures of his own 40k collection to put into the show. +Since they were real images +--- 634697920 +>>634697638 +I'd argue there's a difference between the taboo ritual of taking a soul out of what is essentially the craftworld equivalent of the afterlife because there aren't enough living bodies to fight and the honor of having a generically altered man-no-longer being interred in a box to continue to fight war eternally like they were designed to do. +Funnily enough wraithlords used to be called eldar dreadnoughts. +--- 634698129 +>>634697973 +AMEN! +--- 634698542 +can you fags have your religious arguments somewhere else +--- 634698575 +>>634697023 +>FUKKEN XENOS +>EVERY CHANCE I GET + + +Taldeer being canonically dead makes me sad to this day. +--- 634698731 +the only proper response to eldar +--- 634699046 +>>634698731 +>the only proper response to eldar +That's like if you going to be eatin bugs, then you be eating like a king. God Bless. +--- 634699127 +40k threads always attract the most insane religion shizos, huh? +--- 634699390 +>>634699127 +It's going to be extra wild when both of them show up in Salvation and continue arguing even though both were saved. +--- 634699484 +Why do Eldar look exactly like humans except for slightly pointy ears and dumb haircuts +--- 634699608 +>>634699484 +Over at fantasy side Old Ones were making most of the humanoid races. Elves were prototype humans, which were proto ogres, so tgey all look similar +--- 634699645 +>>634699484 +Star Trek and consequences have been a disaster for the sci-fi genre. +--- 634699746 +>>634697463 +Not really. Farseers turn into crystal statues as they age but it is a result of them using their psychic powers or something, and not standard fate for all Eldar. +--- 634699778 +>>634697023 +shut the fuck up Guilliman this is why dad abandoned us +--- 634699836 +>>634699484 +Because they are elves in space +--- 634699851 +>>634699484 +Because they are essentially elves in space. You get used to it, though personally I prefer artwork that depicts them looking a bit weird, with very high cheekbones and angular features, almond shaped eyes etc. +--- 634699905 +>>634699851 +This sort of facial features imo are the best way to portray the Eldar. Still human like but also kinda off and alien. +--- 634699913 +>>634698129 +--- 634699974 +>>634699778 +>for a good portion of the arks of omen he was just chilling with some redeemed fallen dark angles and the blood angles +I honestly kek at how weird his introduction was in the last book, then again they probably want extra bucks for his novel that actually explains what he was doing when he first woke up +--- 634700178 +>>634699778 +>why dad abandoned us +You can just go talk to him at any time. Gorilaman did it +--- 634700237 +>>634699974 +Did the Lion sperged out already in the books? +--- 634700309 +>>634700237 +Lion apparently got over his autism and is now completely normal +--- 634700348 +>>634700237 +in arks of omen not really, he sorta massively chilled out, granted that was more focused on the fact that Vashs plan was revealed and shti was now really hitting the fan and hit the fan further since Vash actually won and now has his device working +--- 634700468 +>>634699484 +Old Ones created them like that +--- 634700504 +>>634700309 +So it's not Lion +It's Alpharius +--- 634700549 +People act like the Lion was a turbo sperg savage from the woods, but he was noted to be exceptional at playing politics in the Imperial court, as if he was treating the palace like a forest he was hunting in. +He just operates on an entirely need to know basis and wont tell you shit unless you have to know it. +--- 634700579 +I want Eldar and other Xenos to be popular again +--- 634700590 +>>634688607 (OP) +>eldar fuck you human piggo +also eldar +>the orks are the perfect race +--- 634700667 +>>634688607 (OP) +>Sorry I can’t hear you over the scream of Eldar getting their heads blown up by me praying to the emperor +--- 634700741 +>>634700667 +>pray really hard at a daemon +>it explodes in golden fire and banishes back to the warp +god or not, it just works. +--- 634700768 +>>634688607 (OP) +the fact that 40k is a world were religion is factually true yet most of the mayor disasters is the result of two atheist with autism starting a holy war to +end all religion is the funniest thing to me. +--- 634700853 +>>634700579 +same, to bad they job in all their books +--- 634700981 +>>634700768 +>world were religion is factually true +It's not. God doesn't exist in 40k +--- 634701072 +>>634700590 +>the orks are the perfect race +Hard to argue against truth. +--- 634701145 +>>634700853 +Can you stop talking like a nigger for ONCE in your life? +You're a 19 year old latrino who lives with his parents in san jose +--- 634701161 +>>634700981 +40k Jesus is going to come back during 40k End Times and Ollanius Pious will have the last laugh. +--- 634701351 +>>634688607 (OP) +>gets btfo by pic relate +--- 634701360 +>>634700579 +Impossible, 40k heavily market to teenagers, the humans need to be shown winning everything all the time. +--- 634701381 +>>634701072 +This. +In a universe where there is only war, orks are the absolute winners. +Only khornates come close, but they're constantly angry. +Orks are having fun. +--- 634701517 +>>634701072 +>>634701381 +Da Orks just keep on winning lads +--- 634701589 +>>634701072 +>Mass Effect inspired RPG with Kaptin Bluddflagg and the lads after they escaped with that spacehulk +Imagine the antics +--- 634701612 +Refute this xeno. +--- 634701646 +>God doesn't exist in 40k +--- 634701718 +>>634694695 +That is absolutely miniscule in galactic terms (Sure even trillions of humans is technically the same, but still) +--- 634701740 +>>634701571 +>canonically becomes a trophy on Gorgutz's headstick +Orks: 1 +spikey boys : 0xs< +--- 634701821 +>>634701740 +>In my mind this is what happens +>In your game that is what happened +>In my head this is the score +>In reality that is the score +--- 634701905 +>>634695619 +>it is possible the Emprah is getting power from all this worship +It's not possible, it's proven. He's burned Nurgle's garden and basically he's wound Nurgle. So yeah, he's got enough power to hurt strongest Chaos god. Remember that it took all his power to do completely destroy Horus - relatively minor thing. +--- 634701942 +>>634700579 +It's kind of weird how humanity has the only real big empire in the galaxy with Tau being a far off second place. +--- 634701984 +>>634691027 +[Jurassic Park T-Rex roar.flac] +--- 634702157 +>>634701161 +>the last living Catholic brings about the end times +Protestants on the watch +--- 634702202 +>>634701072 +>Even when they lose. +>They win. +>because the loved every second of it while their enemies loathed it +--- 634702363 +>>634689151 +>Missed the boat. +40K has been going for 40 years. It's not gained popularity in that time by being inaccessible to new fans. + +Go watch some 'for newcomers' videos on YouTube by Luetin, Majorkill and Baldermort, read some of the Ciaphus Cain and/or Eisenhorn books, and then you should have enough of an idea of what the setting is about to start focusing on the parts you'll enjoy. + +Don't listen to the chuds online that complain or go into autistic detail on 40K. The whole thing is a glorious mess that spans multiple genres and goes out of it's way to.appeal to as many people as possible. There is no right or wrong way to enjoy the setting. + +I say this as someone who first started playing with 1st edition 40K, Rogue Trader, with my older brothers, and was given 2nd edition for my 7th or 8th birthday, and been hooked ever since. +--- 634702510 +>>634701072 +>Hivefleet Leviathan won the Octarius War +>never got a horde shooter set during that time as a few battle hardened boys frying waves of bugs +--- 634702513 +>>634702363 +>unironically using the term chud +Nigger what the fuck are you doing? +--- 634702563 +>>634702513 +>Chuds chudding chud tears about being called a Chud. +lol stupid Chud. +--- 634702664 +>>634702510 +>Hivefleet Leviathan won the Octarius War +Probably the most disappointing result. I was hoping to see a near Krork level warboss rise out of that. + +The Tyranids are just a boring as shit faction. +--- 634703142 +>>634690559 +t. buttblasted frog +Space skellies will own the stars. +--- 634703582 +>>634702664 +I think the Nids would have been far more interesting if GW would just take a page out of Starcraft and add a human element to them. There's a reason why the Zergs are only playable when they're led by Kerrigan in Starcraft. I know the Genestealer cult is a thing, but they're not part of the Nids so much as they're just extra biomass during an invasion. +--- 634703724 +>>634702664 +This +My headcanon is that Old Ones created Orkz as galaxy immune system - if any race gets too dominant Orkz evolve into Krorks (as seen with Beast) and devolve back into Orkz again as the threat is defeated +--- 634703814 +>>634694492 +>>634694661 +>vampire count range is practically untouched, even some old metal is still sold years after end times +>Anon does nothing +>GW squats most of the old stuff like a year ago +>"oh wow i can't wait for the old stuff to come back" +--- 634703825 +>>634689659 +This +--- 634703992 +If you want to get into the setting go on the Lexicanum wiki and start reading a general article like Space Marine or Imperium of Man and then branch out from there. +--- 634704289 +>>634703582 +>GW would just take a page out of Starcraft and add a human element to them. +Oh god no. That was the first step towards ruining the zerg forever. +--- 634704559 +>>634703582 +>I think the Nids would have been far more interesting if GW would just take a page out of Starcraft and add a human element to them. +KILL YOURSELF +KERRIGAN IS THE WORST PART OF STARCRAFT AND SHE FUCKING RUINED THE ZERG. + +The only human aspect Tyranids need is already covered by Genestealer cults. +--- 634705362 +Man all modern 40k games feel soulless these days + +EVERYTHING must be one-to-one with the models with little to no variance +character models? gotta be identical to the tabletop ones +NPCs? gotta be identical to the tabletop ones +environments? all the buildings gotta be identical to the tabletop ones + +it makes the games feel like nothing more than an advertisement than something unique +space marine 2 falls in this too, its just an advertisement for 10th edition +--- 634705714 +>>634705362 +it's because GW is super autistic and hand on for their proprety. I think it's also a problem for Total war. +--- 634705757 +>>634704559 +>>634704289 +fuck you brood war was cool. Blame the proto-capeshit writing of SC2, not Kerrigan. +--- 634705819 +>>634689093 +billions is like one hive city in the imperium, +--- 634705865 +>>634705757 +at least Abathur was cool +--- 634705926 +>>634695848 +why the fuck is this image so fucking funny to me while it was meant to be grimdark or something +--- 634706017 +>>634705757 +>Blame the proto-capeshit writing of SC2 +I am and that is exactly what would happen if GW made Kerrinid +--- 634706254 +>>634700579 +arent necrons more popular now? +--- 634706263 +>>634705926 +The proportions are weird and the bolt pistol looks like a toy, so it looks like an assmad old man shooting a squirt gun at a misbehaving kid. +--- 634706375 +so to the /tg/gers, I wanted to ask, hows the new rules? +--- 634706535 +>>634706090 +Based W40K quote, I also love this one: +>An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded +--- 634706584 +>>634706090 +why does that aquila only have eyes on 1 side +--- 634706725 +>>634705714 +Total War is allowed creative liberties, probably because WHFB is a "dead" IP so gw dont has as hard a grip on it as their main moneymaker 40k + +stuff like slight redesigns of characters, OCs for vampire coast etc +--- 634707087 +>>634706375 +Not enough info yet but I like the changes revealed so far. +We'll see when they show the full rules soon. +--- 634707124 +>>634697023 +You wouldn't fuck an Eldar, anon. This is how they all look. And they're freakishly tall, and move at 60FPS. +--- 634707321 +>>634707124 +>I could just fuck a human woman of the same height and reaction speed and the only downside is a headache +--- 634707409 +>>634689151 +>impossibly cool, +lol +maybe to a 14-year-old +--- 634707424 +>>634689151 +It's not cool. +It's stupid. +--- 634707826 +>>634694695 +>The Imperium has a million planets according to most authors; +>assuming that each planet has a billion people +>you got a trillion humans easily. +Damn, basic algebra is hard. +--- 634707923 +>>634707321 +bald women yuck +a woman's most enticing quality is her hair and cut +>dome head with a red quill on the middle +yuck +--- 634709043 +>>634701072 +It kills me how We will never get a Ork focused game +If Darktide was 4 Ork Freebooterz Just fucking around taking jobs from other races there wouldn't have been such a content drought , you can just do ANYTHING with them and it makes sense cause they are the only fun faction. +I remember playing pretty much every faction in eternal crusade and when every other faction was just dead silence, but Ork teams were actually RPing and putting on the accent and screaming +--- 634709092 +So Tyranid players, how do you cope with the fact that your faction is just filling in for the role of +Skaven +in the 40k version of wham? +How does it feel like to be... +space furries + +Ummm.... That's a yikes from me. +--- 634709352 +>>634709043 +google Shootas, Blood & Teef +--- 634709936 +>>634709092 +Don't care. Love my space dinobugs +--- 634710101 +>>634695848 +>The Emperor is supposed to be slowly dying, the primarchs are supposed to be all dead and long-lost heroes of a past age, the Imperium as a concept was supposed to be a failed experiment that's fucked up so much and left us trapped up shit creek without a paddle (most stuff that plagues the galaxy as of M41 stem from the Emperor's works, Chaos was bolstered in it's abilities by half the Legions and Mechanicum falling to them, the Astronomican summoned the Tyranids, pretty much all the galaxy would have to contend with is Orks and maybe the occasional Dark Eldar if the Great Crusade didn't happen) +You forgot how Men of Iron are supposedly still somewhere out there, possibly approaching a tier rivalling Oldcrons at their apex. +--- 634710575 +>>634699608 +>Elves were prototype humans +Elves were the first anthropomorphic bioweapon against C'tan and their until recently Necrontyr pawns. IIRC humans were uplifted by the Old Ones, not created. +--- 634710678 +>>634700579 +Who are playing them for the most part? I remember that nids, chaos and blueberries were mostly women. +--- 634710715 +>>634710101 +>You forgot how Men of Iron are supposedly still somewhere out there, possibly approaching a tier rivaling Oldcrons at their apex. +Tick tock meatbags +--- 634710750 +>>634710575 +Not in fantasy which that post specifically quoted +--- 634710830 +>>634701351 +Yeah, in early versions of DC they were fluff-tier scary. Like more than double the infantry pop cap after using that resurrection ability scary. And fully upgraded Warriors really were like a grey implacable moving wall. +--- 634710918 +>>634695848 +>>634710101 +>>634710715 +i want more men of iron kino +--- 634710981 +>>634705757 +I just replayed the original (literally v1.0) about a week ago. And I don't want to start BW again. For the first time in years. +--- 634711002 +>>634710575 +>humanity were still swinging from trees when the War in Heaven kicked off +>they were initially seeded by the Old Ones before the war took their attention off this forgettable little world +>the Necrons stumbled upon this same world and did a little experimentation of their own via the Pariah gene +>when you realize that Humanity is the unfinished project of two enchant races simply looking for ways to best each other in a war beyond comprehension +--- 634711079 +>>634710750 +Oh shit nigga, I dun goofed. +--- 634711202 +>>634710715 +I wonder if C'tan would've been able to subjugate them as well. Although Oldcrons lead by star vampires fighting Men of Iron would've been just as devastating for the galaxy. +--- 634711203 +>>634688607 (OP) +Elder seethe that emperor can tap into warp balls dip while not being threatened by Slaanesh to be suckedoff dry. +They will never be galaxy's best sorcerers ever again. +Even Ulthran is outmatched by Ahriman let alone Magnus and Impy. +--- 634711348 +I can fix her. +--- 634711380 +>>634711348 +--- 634711401 +>>634711380 +He lost. +--- 634711414 +>>634688910 +By finding something less pozzed +--- 634711476 +>>634711380 +not canon scene btw. Didn't happen. +--- 634711487 +>>634706584 +Some kinda gay symbolism about forgetting the past and looking towards the future or whatnot, nobody in M41 even remembers what the Emperor intended it to mean anyway so that's a moot point anyway I guess +--- 634711530 +>>634688813 +Bro your god is literally on constant life support requiring millions of blood sacrifices you don't really wanna talk +--- 634711540 +>>634711487 +i think some intern or art designer fucked up and came up with that on the fly to play it cool +--- 634711595 +>>634711414 +Does not compute. Everything else that is still alive is same or worse. And you just know that GW will eventually have Sororitas with dicks. +Enjoy whatever little you still have while it lasts and prepare when shit inevitably hits all fans. Save everything you cherish and prepare to share it via torrents or whatever is the fad today. Don't repeat the fate of SW community that was too complacent and now has to claw through hordes of disneyshit newfags and nu "lore". +--- 634711943 +>>634707923 +Based +>>634707923 +You're missing out man (maybe not because it's near impossible to actually fucking find them but whatever), bald women are my favorite kind. They're less maintenance, no hair smothering you in your sleep or whipping you every time they turn around, and I just like touching, kissing, and licking their heads. +Only problem is that there's fucking NONE around, women tend to be more afraid to cut their hair than they are to lose their lives it seems. +--- 634711972 +>>634711943 +>based +>the opposite +I mindbreak anons on the daily +--- 634712107 +>>634711972 +I misquoted you for the other dude, man. I mean him +>>634707321 +He is based. +--- 634712117 +>>634712107 +too late +--- 634712530 +>>634712117 +--- 634714557 +>>634692739 +Vermintide too came out at around that time. It's funny, right as they proved that there could be good Warhammer Fantasy games that could make fat stacks, the owner tried to kill the setting off diff --git a/v/634690540.txt b/v/634690540.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3efdb8a288418342c89eea4a10475e91fe0a86ef --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634690540.txt @@ -0,0 +1,195 @@ +----- +--- 634690540 +Sometimes I play Animal Crossing at 3 AM and just quietly work on my town, but it’s not enough. I wish it was raining hard in game. + +Any suggestions? +--- 634690886 +koikatsu +--- 634693132 +mynoise dot net +--- 634693271 +re4 remake, live vicoariousy through the strong bond that forms between leon and ashley and you work together and save each others lives 100 times to finally ride off into the sunset on a jet ski +--- 634693536 +>>634693271 +No way, fag. +--- 634693564 +Just drive around the the original 2002 version of Vice City while listening to I Ran and other 80s kino. +Bonus for making it perma-nighttime and raining there too. + +Vice City came out when I was in high school and I did just that after a breakup. Highly effective. +--- 634693772 +>>634690540 (OP) +Skyrim in the winter part +--- 634694925 +Better be Animal Crossing 2001, OP. +--- 634694998 +>>634693536 +iight I hope you stay depressed and rot in your room as the world passes you by +--- 634695423 +Star Sector + +be an organ smuggler +--- 634695958 +>>634690540 (OP) +Spec Ops: The Line +Celeste +--- 634695984 +>>634693564 +>Bonus for making it perma-nighttime and raining there too. +holy comfy +--- 634696278 +>>634690540 (OP) +Danganronpa +--- 634697965 +>>634690540 (OP) +This may seem crazy but I'm being serious when i say i think you should start smoking weed. If your life is so bad that you're having to post on an anonymous image board and ask for help then you're pretty much at rock bottom already. So there should be nothing stopping you from self medicating at this point. If you smoked weed you wouldn't be depressed and your quality of life would improve. Worst case scenario you end up a little more enlightened. +--- 634698054 +>>634690540 (OP) +I used to wander aimlessly in Skyrim when I felt like shit + +type in "tai" to disable combat because I need a walking simulator with great music at the time +--- 634698090 +>>634690540 (OP) +Get some perseverence going. +--- 634700772 +>>634690540 (OP) +Death Stranding +--- 634701038 +>>634697965 +Not OP but I started doing that and started thinking about death and it freaked me out, maybe thats a sign but I quit the shit cuz I got enough stress in my life I dont wanna think about all the things that could kill me +--- 634701071 +>>634694998 +>Being this new +--- 634701191 +>>634690540 (OP) +play a better sandbox game +--- 634701447 +>>634701038 +Not enough weeders talk about this shit right here. I do enjoy smoking, but there's the occasional time where you just think of the darkest shit for no reason and I wish that anxiety trap didn't exist. Call it whatever you want, don't feel very enlightened after the fact. For me it wasn't so much like I'm worrying about being broke or dying myself. It's about shit I can't even control like thinking about people and my cat dying that aren't even dead yet or near it. Just the most abstract stupid shit. I guess in a way you could say I appreciate things like that more after the fact. But being spooked from a bong rip or a dab is not the natural way to learn to care about things around you bottom line. +--- 634702045 +im in a slump right now and dont really feel like playing cyberpunk which is the only game that ive purchased recently + +im feeling some fantasy so im deciding between baulders gate 3 or total warhammer 3 +i think id enjoy bg3 more immediately but warhammer has way more content and bg3 isnt even out yet for a good while +--- 634702448 +>>634690540 (OP) +>le oomer wojak +Go back +--- 634702708 +>>634690540 (OP) +Stop glorifying depression and depressive lifestyle. I did that and ended up really depressed, missed my some opportunities that I really like to have back now. + +It's not cool to be depressed. If you follow the path you are taking now. You will regret it later in life. +--- 634702963 +>>634702708 +No way. +Goslingposting is a way of life. +--- 634703356 +>>634690540 (OP) +For depressed gamers I recommend to replay games that you used to love that associates with your happier times. That was my solution +--- 634703729 +>>634702708 +Cont. + +Literally only way to make your life better is dealing with your emotions, creating and chaning habits ,that you could do to make your life easier, that make your life physically and emotionally more easier.Reconnecting go people (which can be super painful if you have social anxiety, ) + +It's long road. And you will be frustrated, sad and angry multiple times, because things seem not to be changing. There will be slumps and +And you still feel like shit. + +But remember that everyday when you take steps to change your life and follow those new habits you have created, you are doing progress. + +Best of luck to you. +If you wanna talk to me I can give you my discord +--- 634704134 +>>634702708 +>just don't be depressed bro +--- 634706383 +>>634690540 (OP) +>games for depressed gamers +Not a lot to go on but I have some ideas for recommendations. +>heavily modded Skyrim (one of the best as always, but this takes a lot of time and effort) +>Sims 2 and 3 (maybe 4, I didn't play that) +>Persona games (I only played 3, 4 and 5) also have moody atmospheres and is generally a good pick +>Stardew Valley +>Harvest Moon +>older Final Fantasy games (1 to 6) +>Vampire Survivors +>roguelikes/roguelites such as Hades or Binding of Isaac +>Rockstar games and just riding or driving around can also work, has a lot of raining +The core concept here is that you can, at any time depending on your current mood or state of depression, just pick the game up and play it, and maybe progress in it, to occupy yourself that doesn't need an excessive concentration on a story for example. + +Avoid competitive online multiplayer games because it might just plunge you deeper into depression due to a never ending cycle of +>not paying much attention because of depression +>not contributing to the team or making mistakes +>getting (sometimes rightfully) called out on it +>getting further into depression +honestly avoiding online competitive games is a good idea in general desu + +Additionally I would recommend some games that might help you feel a bit better about yourself +>Knights of the Old Republic +>older Bioware games like Dragon Age Origins or Mass Effect series +but really any good RPG can be mentioned here, except Tyranny which is one of the best RPGs of all time but I don't know how I would have felt during it if I had depression. You are going to do some evil shit in there. + +>>634690886 +I didn't expect this but it could actually fit the bill. I'd rather recommend Arificial Academy 2 while we are at it. Has more relationship aspects to it than the blatant harem simulator. Fucking damn it I'm still mad about AA3 development getting dropped in favor of Koikatsu. +--- 634707570 +>>634704134 +yes? it's just your mind playing tricks on you. figure out the source of your disturbance and fix the issue. +--- 634708420 +>>634690540 (OP) +If you're depressed you shouldn't be turning to videogames, this will only make it worse. +--- 634708707 +>>634701447 +I call that the "first wave" and for me it always passes after 10 minutes or so. I'll smoke and then feel an intense wave of darkness and anxiety but once I get over that wave it's mellowness and good vibes for a couple of hours after. Sometimes I smoke and can't get over the wave and it sucks, but 95% of the time the bad feeling is only the stressful crest before a long, smooth, comfy ride to relaxation. +--- 634709147 +>>634690540 (OP) +Hardspace: Shipbreaker and Ostranauts. + +Go out there cowboy, and enjoy the cosiness of deep space engineering and salvaging! +--- 634709278 +Retarded stoners ITT + +>I have depression +>Just give yourself an addiction on top of that bro trust me + +When was the last time you saw a well-adjusted, happy stoner? Every stone I've ever met was miserable every single second they weren't smoking, and when they did smoke, they're useless. + +You want to stop being depressed, identify what's making you depressed and take steps towards changing that. Even if it's 5 minutes one day, 5 minutes another. As long as you take steps and improve, it will eventually get better. + +But saying 'smoke weed lol' is basically saying 'lol just go on anti-depressants'. I swear to god, stoners don't realize how normal people see them. +--- 634709989 +>>634690540 (OP) +Download a shitty f2p competitive ranked game. Lose on purpose because as you know from being depressed it's actually meaningless. Your teammates will remind you that you could be an even more pathetic person wasting their life away raging over their imaginary ranks in a shitty free to play game. If it doesn't give you perspective it will at least piss off some faggots and that's always a net positive for the rest of us. +--- 634710089 +I suggest you kys instead +--- 634710231 +>be depressed +>play absolutely every game I can think of from any genre, even "amazing" ones +>literally nothing is enjoyable +>doing all I can to cure the depression but bored as fuck having nothing to do +--- 634710396 +>>634697965 +I did this and it made me mentally ill. +--- 634712776 +>>634690540 (OP) +dark souls 1 +--- 634712831 +>>634697965 +lol weed bro start smoking drugs ahahahhahahahahhahahahah +--- 634713212 +>>634707570 +Idk think I'd rather just see a jew therapist and go on a cocktail of meds to live like a zombie npc. +--- 634714087 +>wojak +fucking kill yourself already you subhuman +--- 634715152 +>>634690540 (OP) +My depression games were the walking dead, Life is strange, terraria, skyrim, fallout, half life 2 and mass effect. +--- 634715309 +>>634690540 (OP) +Pokemon Mystery Dungeon +It's true escapism, trust me bro. +Also you get to form a bond with your partner and you may or may not cry. +--- 634715558 +>>634690540 (OP) +Terranigma helped me overcome my 4 years long depression. It might not hit the same to you, but it's worth a try. diff --git a/v/634691441.txt b/v/634691441.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..27b79a1d47b423f113de930221ab82b2c0e424c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634691441.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1117 @@ +----- +--- 634691441 +Why does /v/ hate shmups? +--- 634691553 +Because they're shit. + +Next question. +--- 634691695 +Shmups used to be cool. Then 2hu happened. Now it's mostly all gay. +--- 634691851 +i used to be so good at raiden dx im afraid to go back and witness how shit ive become +--- 634691906 +>>634691441 (OP) +I like shmups but don't care for bullet hells. +--- 634691931 +>>634691441 (OP) +I find they're the most mindless games out there, they require so little effort and interactivity +--- 634692001 +I like shmups a lot even in other genres, kirby planeta robobot has some cool shmups sections +--- 634692030 +>>634691441 (OP) +they're fun for turning your brain off and shooting things like FPSes and TPSes. +--- 634692070 +toohoo mostly ruined them +--- 634692080 +Hey cocksuck op, why can't you start a thread without being a disingenuous piece of shit? +--- 634692268 +>>634691441 (OP) +>Purple +--- 634692345 +I keep trying to get into shmups but I can't +Don't like Cave games, don't like psikyo or taito or irem, don't like raizing or toaplan, don't like treasure +And I've tried them honestly, tried going deep into them but they just fall apart for me. +--- 634692383 +>>634692268 +it was buffed in dx i think +--- 634692398 +>>634691441 (OP) +Dunno what you mean. I love them, however danmaku/touho waifushit kinda ruined the genre. +Luckily there are more than enough classic arcade games from 1987-2007 to keep you busy for your entire life. Not to mention heaps of console exclusives that are kino as well. +>>634691931 +lol +--- 634692465 +This scares the weeb +--- 634692476 +Star Successor sucks btw like all Treasure shit +--- 634692483 +>>634692345 +You haven't tried properly. +--- 634692545 +>>634692398 +Retarded normalfag post +--- 634692607 +>>634692345 +>Don't like Cave games, don't like psikyo or taito or irem, don't like raizing or toaplan, don't like treasure +Nigga you don't like shmups, seems pretty easy to understand. +--- 634692630 +>>634692345 +You need to play Western shmups. +--- 634692749 +>>634692630 +Good idea, that will surely make him appreciate japanese games. +--- 634692767 +But I love touhou. +--- 634692787 +>>634692345 +Are you saying that you don't like Progear? What? +--- 634692820 +>>634692607 +I really tried, went for 1ccs and got into scoring, but man +--- 634692870 +>>634692767 +Which ones the PC98s, or the Windows ones +--- 634692891 +>>634692870 +Windows. +--- 634692973 +Optimal shmup play just seems like rote memorization. +--- 634693019 +>>634692749 +Why would you want to play games that are meant to sucker our out of coins when you could be playing games that are meant to be fun +--- 634693089 +>>634692973 +it LITERALLY is, genuinely +--- 634693193 +>>634691441 (OP) +You played one, you played them all +--- 634693427 +>>634692973 +That's arcade games in general, shmups do a very poor job at disguising it. +--- 634694047 +>>634691695 +Touhou is gay, play a real man's bullet hell like Batsugun, Dangun Feveron, or Armed Police Batrider. +--- 634694104 +>>634693193 +t. dumb, stupid, retarded nigger. +--- 634694121 +>>634694047 +>dangun feveron +now THAT'S a mans shmup +--- 634694537 +>>634694047 +>Yagawashit +lol +lmao, even +--- 634694627 +>>634694537 +Yagawashit > BrainDeadPachi +--- 634694643 +What do you guys use to play shmups? Keyboard, controller, stick? +--- 634694825 +>>634694643 +I use an arcade stick. Qanba Crystal modded with a Hayabusa lever. +--- 634694912 +I use a Qanba Crystal modded with a Hayabusa lever because anon left it at his mums house +--- 634694982 +>>634694912 +.>>634694825 here, I kek'd +--- 634695002 +>>634691441 (OP) +Meme weapon. Men point blank with the Vulcan. +>>634691931 +Beat both loops in Mushihimesama. See how low effort it is. +--- 634695081 +>>634691931 +Quick, 1CC Mars Matrix and post your score here. It's a 20-minute game, should take you no effort. +--- 634695107 +>>634694643 +I'm a simple man, a creature of habit. +--- 634695130 +Why does /v/ act like memorization is not a skill? +It's literally a "skill" you can improve upon with practice. +--- 634695170 +>>634695130 +This is the board that has multiple 500 post threads about why a shoryuken is difficult but recoils at any actual criticism of fighting games +This board is retarded +--- 634695205 +>>634691441 (OP) +>Why does /v/ hate shmups? +Simple answer. Probably over 99% of all gamers play on displays with significant input lag. This makes shmups very unenjoyable. +You can only properly play these games either on a CRT or with Retroarch+runahead. +--- 634695285 +>>634691441 (OP) +I really enjoy shmups but I never got deep into the scoring autism. I just play them for the fun and quick arcadey gameplay style and the cool ship and boss designs. +--- 634695414 +>>634695002 +>mushihimesama +>loops +u wot +--- 634695420 +>>634695002 +max level blue laser* +--- 634695472 +>>634691441 (OP) +i wonder what the algorithm for this laser is +it has such a strange behavior that it doesn't just home in on things, it had to do some weird loops just to hit some targets +--- 634695615 +>>634691441 (OP) +How do you get good at these games? I was just trying donpachi and dodonpachi a few hours ago and my brain couldn't keep up with the bullets after stage 2. +--- 634695652 +>>634695205 +I play on an HDTV using a FrameMeister w/ SCART and component cables (depending on the console) and if there's any input lag, it's only present in the original game. (e.g. Cotton 2/ Boomerang on the Saturn's 5 frames) +--- 634695782 +If you own ps4 don't miss +r-type final 2 +G-darius HD +Gradius 3 arcade +Ray strom arcade chronology. +--- 634695817 +>>634695615 +Try Dangun Feveron. Less bullet density but more shots aimed right at you. Really fun boss fights and a great disco OST. +--- 634695825 +I beat Elemental Master on Monday. Thinking about picking up Hellfire or Gradius 1 or 2 arcade. Possibly Thunder Force IV. +--- 634695923 +>>634694643 +Stick. +--- 634695951 +>>634691441 (OP) +I dunno, why do you? +--- 634696002 +>>634691695 +This, I'm not playing anything that's mostly associated with child molesters +--- 634696103 +>>634696002 +You're on a website associated with child molesters +--- 634696445 +>>634692345 +have you tried takumi or nmk or doujin stuff +--- 634696489 +>>634696445 +or milestone +--- 634696542 +>>634694643 +keyboard but i use jkl; for (wanted to use proper vim controls but they miss inputs) +--- 634696582 +>>634691441 (OP) +/v/ hates anything skill-based +--- 634696601 +>>634696542 +oi where is unicode +--- 634696640 +>>634696582 +>skill based +>shmups +--- 634696659 +>>634695205 +input lag talk is a cope unless it's 4+ frames +--- 634696690 +>>634696640 +Fine then, go 1CC any of them and post your score. (with the initials VVV so we know it's you) +--- 634696768 +>>634691441 (OP) +I just don't understand what's fun about them at all. A friend recommended Thunder Force 5 so I tried emulating it but I just can't even get motivated to try not to die +--- 634696778 +>>634696690 +I have multiple times, shmups have potential but no one has made a truly fantastic and well playing game except a couple I'm not spoonfeeding to you faggots +--- 634696910 +>>634691441 (OP) +None of them are as good as Raiden +--- 634696926 +>raiden +>good +--- 634696949 +>>634696778 +>a truly fantastic and well playing game +You mean like Mars Matrix, Giga Wing, ZeroRanger, Dangun Feveron, Raiden Fighters Jet, Einhander, Cotton Boomerang, R-Type Delta, G-Darius, Ketsui, Thunder Force IV, Gradius Gaiden, MUSHA, Gaiares, and Hyper Duel? +--- 634697008 +>>634696949 +I was going to say shit taste but actually based list, asides from MUSHA and TF 4 I enjoyed a lot of the games here. +--- 634697050 +>>634696949 +>ZeroRanger +that game's kinda dog water, the rest i have enjoyed or haven't played +--- 634697126 +What are the best horis? +--- 634697151 +>>634697050 +>dog water +--- 634697645 +>>634697126 +Hyper Duel +Thunder Force 3-5. 2 is weird but okay if you curb your expectations, 6 is awful right down to the bosses and even the soundtrack +Gate of Thunder +Lords of Thunder +Darius series, especially Gaiden and G-Darius +Einhander +R-Type 1, 3, Delta, and Final. 2 is okay, Leo is weird but fun in its own way, Final 2 is mid. +Gradius series (4 sucks aside from soundtrack) +Cotton 2 & Cotton Boomerang +Einhander +Gaiares +U.N. Squadron +Magical Chase +Forgotten Worlds, really fun with a bro +Blast Works, incredibly fun with 3 bros, the Katamari Damacy of shmups +Blazing Star +--- 634697798 +>>634691441 (OP) +Dead medium that has no life past mobile game pump-n-dump. On-rails shit sucks outside of arcades where the purpose is to make you waste money in an effort to artificially extend replay value. There's no way to argue otherwise. +Contra (NES) is infinitely better than any on-rails shmup. Even if I enjoyed some on-rail shmups like Dragon Spirit or The Guardian Legend, they are still inferior in every way to Contra. +Even if you get into 3D on-rail shmups like Star Fox or Omega Boost, its still inferior to stuff like Armored Core. +No point even bringing up Light Gun games. They're all shit compared to actual FPS games. Typing of the Dead at least had some practical and educational purpose to it. + +More importantly, why the fuck would anyone want to play Touhou over Metal Slug? +--- 634697858 +>>634697798 +ahahahhahaha oh fuck where is this pasta from +--- 634697881 +>>634691441 (OP) +nu/v/ is allergic to gameplay +I thought we've been through this? +--- 634697929 +I love schmups and play them here and there. I'm just dogshit at them. +--- 634697960 +>>634697798 +Where's this pasta from? It's kinda gay. +--- 634697970 +>>634697881 +>nu +>implying /v/ wasn't always retarded +--- 634698073 +What's /v/'s opinion on Terarin? +--- 634698082 +>>634697970 +I am +Shmup threads used to be good +--- 634698117 +>>634692973 +optimal play of any game is memorization anon +--- 634698349 +>>634692973 +Memorization is 20% of it. 40% is reflexes, the other 40% is being able to act under pressure, especially if your routing goes slightly off and you need to get it back on track. +--- 634698391 +Darius is my favorite shmup series. +I think the enemy designs are really cool. +That's all I wanted to share. Thank you. +--- 634698421 +Dad reckons shmups are %40 reflexes, %10 memory, %60 routing, %5 RNG and the rest is good luck +--- 634698491 +I played a little Daioujou today on PS2 but the game only tates one way and my monitor only tates the other way +--- 634698532 +>>634698391 +Queen Fossil was such a dope fight. +--- 634698613 +>Training 2 on Extreme +That was surprisingly difficult, holy fuck. +--- 634698624 +>>634698491 +Hold the controller upside-down and play the game reverse-vertically, problem solved. +--- 634698628 +You play one shmup, you've played them all. +--- 634698693 +>>634698628 +>he ignores gameplay mechanics that are unique to each game/series +>he doesn't play for score +See >>634694104 +Many such cases. Sad!! +--- 634698718 +>>634691441 (OP) +only care about touhou but it filtered me. I'm waiting for the ""right time"" to get back into it. +>>634696002 +you're on 4chan tho +--- 634698773 +>>634691441 (OP) +I am going to lurk this thread, pick out a couple of shmups namedropped here, and play them. Don't mind me, carry on with the thread. +--- 634698817 +>everyone sucks off Ikaruga +>Psyvariar 2 and Border Down get little to no recognition despite being the superior Dreamcast shmups +--- 634698879 +>>634698718 +What filtered you? +--- 634698952 +>>634698817 +how exactly is that player in the gif dodging anything? +--- 634698973 +>>634698624 +I'll just play PS2 Espgaluda instead and die a lot less +--- 634698992 +>>634698952 +dodging? +--- 634699031 +>>634698952 +Psyvariar gameplay = graze with bullets to fill the meter in the upper right, then you're invincible for a couple seconds, during which you can keep it going as long as there's something to graze. In Psyvariar 2, you also fill the meter a lot more quickly if you're right next to the enemy spitting out the bullets. +--- 634699071 +Aleste series +People only namedropped MUSHA so I'm making sure anon doesn't miss out. +--- 634699072 +But how do you hyper and make swords in Psyvariar 2? All shmups are the same as anon >>634698628 pointed out +--- 634699081 +>>634691441 (OP) +I find that if i'm good enough to potentially clear the later stages of a shmup, the early stages will have long since become an unbearably boring slog. In other genres, replaying early stages doesn't bother me so much because I can take more risks to clear them more quickly or otherwise get something out of performing better, while a shmup stage quickly ends up feeling like a puzzle that I've already solved. +--- 634699196 +>>634698817 +Psyvariar 2 at least had a PS2 port, Border Down has been stuck on DC for almost 20 years now. +--- 634699217 +>>634698628 +That's like saying all FPSs are the same because you WASD around and shoot guns. + +Just like FPSs have different weapons, so do shmups. +Just like FPSs have interesting enemies and level designs, so do shmups. +Just like FPSs sometimes have gimmicks, so do shmups. +--- 634699235 +I've been sucked into them for a few months now. They are basically what I want out of a videogame, and I felt like a retard for so long avoiding them. DoDonPachi Resurrection has been my focus as of late. +--- 634699252 +>>634699071 +I liked GG Aleste 3 for the most part, though there were a couple gimmicky spots I didn't care for. I respect that they made it within the limitations of the Game Gear. Really loved Robo Aleste, Super Aleste/ Space Megaforce, M.U.S.H.A., and GG Aleste 1. +--- 634699284 +>>634699071 +What's the appeal? +--- 634699298 +>>634699196 +>didn't know the Border Down ship got a model kit +>excited, just looked it up +>it's $300 + tip +It hurts... +--- 634699337 +>>634699235 +the PC port? +--- 634699396 +One of you nerds should play 1941 and other ww2 shmups. +--- 634699458 +>>634699337 +I'm a fucking dirty tendie faggot! I plan to get a nice set-up for PC at some point, but for now I'm just slumming it with the Switch. By that point I'll have more that I will want to DL +--- 634699765 +Are you niggas excited form Shmuparch 8? +--- 634699981 +>>634698391 +The Embryon route is the peak of the series . It make me think "what!?" +--- 634700057 +>>634699981 +>tfw "Adam" starts playing +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I05gZw5hbys [Embed] +--- 634700393 +When you first get into shmups it's super fun, but once that wears off you realize 99% of them play the exact same. Always the same tactics -- hover near back of stage, do sweeping V arcs to misdirect enemy bullets, learn to use bomb at the last second, and memorize the rest. It's why newbs join the shmup scene with such enthusiasm, and most drop out a couple months in. Because the first shmup you play is always the most fun, and it's downhill from there. + +Also really sucks you gotta dedicate 10+ hours to learning some game just to do full runs of it. I enjoy Garegga but when I know 100% I can't make it past airport w/o heavy practice I just never want to play it. +--- 634700514 +>>634691441 (OP) +I love SHMUPs, I just never play them. +--- 634700523 +>>634700393 +To each their own, I guess. I've been playing shmups since R-Type on the Game Boy when I was a kid, then got into bullet-hells when I was in college. Espgaluda got me into those almost 20 years ago and it's still my favorite shmup overall and 3rd-favorite game hands-down. +--- 634700529 +>>634700393 +>hover near the back of stage +How to tell you're a noob without saying you are, the post. Try that tactic with Dan 3. I fucking dare you. +--- 634700572 +>>634700393 +>hover near back of stage +*laughs in toplan* +--- 634700596 +>>634700393 +>hover near back of stage +Can't do that in Ketsui or Espgaluda 2 if you want to churn out an even half-decent score. +--- 634700632 +I love these kinds of threads because the dumbasses spouting stupid shit are saying that only because they havent actually played these games but because some youtuber or tw*tter user likely said bad about shmups and they now automatically assume it as truth +--- 634700675 +I keep playing star Successor but I'm getting annoyed and rekt, any tips? Currently on my seceond playthrough as Kachi fighting Deko in stage 6 +--- 634700774 +>>634700393 +>It's why newbs join the shmup scene with such enthusiasm, and most drop out a couple months in. Because the first shmup you play is always the most fun, and it's downhill from there. +People "drop out of the scene" because they're notoriously short single player games meant for an afternoon at the arcade. You beat them and move on. What in the world are you talking about? +--- 634700851 +>>634691441 (OP) + +I think I’ve only played some cave and triggerheart for shmups games so I feel like I can’t be an expert about this genre of games but I don’t hate them. +--- 634701131 +I like the Skyforce games. And no others +--- 634701391 +>>634700632 +Sadly shmup discussion on 4chan usually never ends well, either it becomes what you mentioned, fagging over some eceleb, or toehoe waifuposting +--- 634701404 +I came back to shmups when i got the steam deck. +--- 634701491 +>>634701404 +I half want to buy a deck JUST to play Sora and Suguri and other Orange_Juice shmups on. +If I had the money lying around, I probably would. +--- 634701716 +>>634701491 +i say suguri is harder than sora, while sugu has less hp and iframes, at least she can fluidly move around +frb is cool even if grain is a serious bitch to deal with, the Shooting! series is neat though barring sweet breaker +--- 634702136 +I personally don't HATE shmups but I do have an issue with a lot of them that is incredibly autistic. G-Darius is probably my favourite, I used to have the demo for it on PS1 and played the shit out of that, then later found the PC version of the full game on an abandonware website and beat it (though I feel like in retrospect I must have cheated or given myself infinite continues because I was nowhere near that good at games when I was younger, or now for that matter). I loved the robot fish designs, and the ability to 'capture' enemies to make them fight for you or turn them into wave beam fuel. I remember I had the WARNING LARGE BOSS APPROACHING klaxon as my ringtone for a while. +BUT +I guess my issue with most of them is that they feel 'limited'. Like, it's a similar issue I have with stuff like fighting games and JRPGs - the gameplay itself doesn't live up to the fantasy of the game's art/fluff. Like, there's always this one pic that gets posted on here that's the box art for one shmup, it's like a wrecked looking starship in a desert and I see that, or I see the art of the R-type spaceships and I go 'cool, I want to fly those spaceships', and I check out gameplay footage and it's a shmup and you can move in a small rectangle and shoot upwards towards enemies that come towards you and that's it most of the time. Like I know that's the game type and people enjoy it, I can enjoy it on occasion, but when I see a cool spaceship I want to fly the spaceship, like in more directions. I want to be able to fly around. Basically every shmup should have a mode that's like Freespace or Elite is what I'm saying. +--- 634702310 +>>634702136 +>I want to fly the spaceship, like in more directions. +You might like Astebreed, it switches between horizontal, vertical, and Star Fox scrolling. +Or just play Omega Boost. Not a shmup but might be up your alley. +--- 634702421 +>>634702136 +with all that autistic drivel out of the way I am going to say that shmups aren't bad they're apparently very good the gameplay just doesn't appeal most of the time, I would like more freedom than they offer. I am going to go listen to the G-Darius soundtrack now because it fucking slaps. +>>634702310 +Astebreed's the mecha shmup/rails game, right? That and Omega Boost look neat. Like I used to love Starfox (Starwing & Lylat Wars should I say) back in the day, but I feel like that's because they felt like they were more open. Between the branching paths, the all-range mode, the ability to go inside space ships or redirect the forever train, they felt a lot more open than most shmups have felt. That might be why I appreciate G-Darius more since it has the branching path stuff. That might be more common than I think in shmups, I don't know. +--- 634702592 +shmups are puzzles games where score is the most important aspect which is makes it interesting to replay a lot! +--- 634702757 +>>634702421 +Yeah, Astebreed is the mecha shmup/rail shooter game. It switches between the modes seamlessly, too. +Other games you might like since branching paths are your thing: +Night Striker. Taito's answer to Space Harrier. It has the same branching path system as Darius and even the soundtrack is by ZUNTATA (Darius series OST crew) +Panzer Dragoon Zwei and Orta. Not to the extent of Darius/Night Striker/Star Fox but each stage has a left/right branching path thing about midway through. +Border Down. The giant bullet-eating and boss-countering laser is very similar to G-Darius and Dariusburst (same dev team as G-Darius), and you have three "borders," i.e. three different versions of each stage. When you die, you spawn at a harder version of the stage. Yes, the worse you are, the harder the game gets. Unless you're playing autistically for score, then you suicide twice and try to play the whole game on the hardest/last route. +--- 634702791 +>>634702592 +shut up +--- 634702864 +>>634702136 +>there's always this one pic that gets posted on here that's the box art for one shmup, it's like a wrecked looking starship in a desert +Daioujou? +--- 634702867 +>>634702592 +I wonder if a focus on score is why I'm not so interested? I grew up with the Snes, PSX, N64 - we had games with score trackers but I never really paid attention to them, the only times I focused on scoring was in games like Lylat Wars where you could unlock bonus stuff by getting certain scores. If it wasn't tied to something like that, I never really cared - even before the internet showed the true scope of how much better at videogames other people were than I was, I didn't think I could be the best at games so score for score's sake never appealed. +--- 634703107 +>>634702864 +Yeah, that's the one. It's a cool looking spaceship wreck and makes me wonder what could have happened - maybe it's because it reminds me of the Freespace 2 intro, pic related. +>>634702757 +Space Harrier's another one that I got into for a brief while, mainly because of Yakuza 0. I think something about the main character's weird choice of weapon/transport gets to me as well, like I'd love to see a game where you can travel around a larger world with that weird underslung rocket/gun. +>Panzer Dragoon Zwei +Think what I've seen of it has looked cool, I've just never got round to playing it. Is the remake worth getting or just emulate the original? +FWIW I started playing Drakengard recently and I like the dragon sections in that, Panzer Dragoon reminds me of that kinda. +--- 634703148 +>>634702867 +because most games have shit scoring, specially console games. But arcade shmups have very good scoring, well most of them do, some old ones have very basic and dull scoring but usually shmups that came out in the 90's to 2000's good scoring and are much more interesting to play that way rather than just 1cc +--- 634703184 +>>634702136 +I can agree with this. +They go 10/10 on the lore and presentation and then it's a rail shooter. +Ikaruga hit me the hardest. I bought the GC port as a child, read the lore first, and expected some mech JRPG. Was really disappointed. +--- 634703201 +>>634702136 +There is that, I guess. That's what I liked the most about Axelay. It felt very "themely", like they actually wanted to live up to the feel of the art like you say. +--- 634703635 +>>634691441 (OP) +I think the one reason I repeatedly bounce off of Shmups even though I love the idea and the aesthetics and all is the fact that it just makes you re-do everything over and over over the tiniest mistakes. And unlike old NES games like Castlevania for example, where levels can be beat in 2 minutes if you're actually that good at the game, every retry takes roughly the same amount of time no matter how much you master the game mechanics because it's so on-rails for 80% of it. Meaning even if I get really good at the game I still have to slog and trial-and-error my way through the same choreography over and over +--- 634703657 +>>634703148 +I'm interested, what would you class as good vs bad scoring as presumably someone interested in that kind of thing? For me unless score unlocks tangible rewards then I usually won't care, as surviving or beating the game is enough of an incentive - things like touhou 1CCs don't appeal because I know I'm not good enough at vidya to do those and they just sound frustrating. So either a score tends to be a pointless number in the corner that I ignore, or a number that makes me feel bad because I can't get it high enough. +>>634703184 +It's funny you mention JRPGs, when as I mentioned before I have a similar issue with that genre. Maybe it's because I didn't play any as a kid (except maybe some pokemon or a bit of Digimon world) but JRPG gameplay never lived up to the fantasy. I distinctly remember being sad as a kid that Skies of Arcadia wasn't a game that let you control the ships directly in some kind of real time ship battle. +Nowadays I have more realistic expectations but the autism still bites me sometimes. I came across this track from Dragon Slayer The Legend of Heroes 2: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EceIW-yUiiY [Embed] +Which is a fucking JAM. And the art looks really cool, like some classic Japanese fantasy, and then I look up screenshots and it's like a top-down sprite based menu rpg and it's the biggest vibe killer. +--- 634703685 +what games should a touhoufag play if they want to play more shmups? +--- 634703836 +Skipped through most of the thread but recommend me some casual shmups /v/, sidescrolling or topdown I don't care +Some shit I like includes Soldner X, Super Aleste, R-Type 3, Gradius, basically anything that has powerups/different weapons/upgrades and doesn't start you out as a 1 pixel hurtbox that fills the screen with bullets or has anime girls popping into the screen to yell nyaaaa +I like Crimzon Clover but that's about as hardcore as I can handle and I don't like the fact it basically starts you out as an oppenheimer nuclear experiment even though the game plays great +--- 634703848 +>>634701131 +The one on my nokia phone is P cool +--- 634703854 +>>634703107 +>Is the remake worth getting or just emulate the original? +The remake is of the first game. This is a hot take but I honestly prefer it over the original version. Zwei is the better game, and only on Saturn. Supposedly it will be remade next. +--- 634703989 +>>634703685 +Samidare, Exceed 2nd and 3rd, Esprade, Espgaluda 1 & 2, Castle Shikigami series, Bunny Must Die (not a shmup, but a metroidvania indie with time-stopping and bullet-hell-ish bosses) +--- 634704007 +>>634701491 +Look at those two dorks +--- 634704046 +>>634703201 +>Axelay +I just looked that up, one of the image results was pic related. Man, that looks so cool, I wish that was a game. +I think it might just be the way I play games, like when I see a cool thing I go "I want to do that thing", and the closer a game is to letting me do that thing pretty freely then the more I like it. +>game has cool art of a robot with a gun, and I can play as that robot with a gun shooting people or robots - good +>game has cool art of a robot with a gun and I pick options from a menu to let the robot shoot a gun - bad +--- 634704115 +are there any games like touhou's double spoiler or impossible spellcard? specifically the level select part +--- 634704196 +>>634703836 +Gay lancer if you haven't played it already. Nice variety of weapons, not hard but not braindead either, it uses a checkpoint system but recovery is very forgiving. +--- 634704219 +>>634704046 +Note obviously that 'good/bad' in that example aren't objective measures of a game's quality, they're an indicator of my own stupid pickiness. Like a game can a classic beloved by many but if I see/read that it's about a cool thing and then said cool thing is abstracted out of my hands, I get turned off of it. +--- 634704270 +>>634704219 +>Like a game can a classic beloved +*can BE a classic +--- 634704341 +>>634704196 +hey that looks pretty good, cheers +--- 634704619 +Are the alltynex games any good? +--- 634704639 +>>634700774 +Every shmup community complains about the player retention problem, most new faces show up and get really into shmups for a while, then drop it and move on. Fighting games are the only other genre with this problem, but FGs are way more popular, while shmups are barely alive. The fact is people don't enjoy playing the same game starting from stage 1 every time, scoring can only add so much replay value and in the end what you get is a game genre for autists who actually love playing the same shit over and over since autists genuinely enjoy that type of stuff (the scoring community is genuinely filled with autists, I'm not trying to be mean). Most normal people just lose interest. + +Shmup fans never get that you can criticize the genre without being a "hater". Whenever you suggest shmups should be better in some way they get mad and call you a troll. No, fuck you, I bought the M2 ports, I bought those mid Cave ports on Steam, I put my time in. +--- 634704694 +>>634704639 +didn't mean to post ape escape cunny, fuck +--- 634704723 +I do like shmups, but I'm not autistic enough to get good at them +--- 634704825 +>>634704639 +As admittedly an outsider to the genre, I don't think that they should necessarily get better or change for a wider audience if that risks alienating the existing one. But I think that the existing audience should accept that their genre is niche and will remain niche, moreso nowadays since arcade shmups aren't a thing any more. +--- 634704867 +>>634704694 +you did it on purpose bitch, admit it +--- 634704907 +>>634704639 +Again, what are you even talking about? +Fighting games are PvP games. They're competitive. Of course you play them forever. Communities are important to them because they need people to play against. + +What the fuck is a "shmup community"? It's a single player game. You beat it, you move on with your life. I remember playing Raiden III in an arcade two decades ago. I thought it was a great game. I beat it and never played it again. Why would I??? + +I feel like you're creating a problem here. +--- 634704937 +>>634704907 +>beat it +Let me guess: Credit-fed? +--- 634704997 +>>634704867 +look at the size of that bottle +--- 634705020 +>>634704937 +There's an arcade near me that has free play on all the machines, you just pay an entrance fee. It was $5 back then, I think $15 now. +Lots of cool machines there, including some imported ones. They have one of those Initial D cabins that rotates as you turn. +--- 634705127 +>>634691441 (OP) +I love shmups, I want to shmup all over Reco and by that I mean clear Maniac but it's not going well. +--- 634705159 +>>634705020 +Just in case you aren't being obtuse: Whether you feed or not if you use a continue that is credit-feeding. 1CC is doing the entire game and possibly into the next loop on one "credit"/continue. +--- 634705171 +>>634704046 +Well yeah, ultimately it's still a horizontal and vertical shmup in the end, no changing that. +Axelay does a lot of nice stuff to immerse you into it though. As much as I love konami's Gradius-type games, they always pretty much felt like they were just throwing random stages at you. Axelay is put together a lot more "carefully" than that. +--- 634705179 +>>634705159 +Who gives a shit and how is that relevant? +--- 634705192 +>>634704997 +rude, do not harass short people +on an frb note, stage 4 is the most annoying stage followed by LR route in stage 3 +--- 634705287 +>>634705179 +Because that's the whole point of a community thriving around it. "Solving" the game, getting the best scores, enduring longer than the others, adding handicaps; that's why the shmup community thrives. As of late there's also been an uptick in interest. +--- 634705358 +>>634705287 +It sounds like you have some fantasy your friends don't live up to and want to project it onto other people on a whole, then blame them for your shortcomings. + +I play shmups all the time. I beat them, and move on. +I do the same thing with every other single player game I've ever played, too. +I do the same thing with movies and books. +I can't imagine doing otherwise. +--- 634705420 +>>634704825 +I agree, but shmups only appealing to the hardcore audience is what we tried for the last 20 years and it led to the genre totally dying, even CAVE gave up. But it's hard to be mean about it since the flaws of the shmup formula are big and you would need such a radical change to the formula that the end product could look more like Ace Combat or Star Fox or something than a real shmup. And this change would make the games better. Like how Raiden gives branching paths or ZeroRanger gives a choice of power up, that's a step in the right direction. Ultimately these games need to stop being autoscrollers, they need to stop restarting at level 1. Fucking innovate. If no one does it, I'll have to do it, and that's a problem because I can't program for shit. But it needs to happen + +>>634704907 +Fan communities form around every type of game dude. Shmups and arcade games in general are prone to communities because they're built around scoring and score-sharing. + +>I remember playing Raiden III in an arcade two decades ago. I thought it was a great game. I beat it and never played it again. +And how many other shmups did you play after? Did you play and love shmups from Taito, IREM, Konami, Toaplan, etc.? + +If so you would be the exception. Because most people enjoy their first 1 or 2 shmups the most, then ditch the genre. Imagine some dude playing and loving Paper Mario but never touching an RPG again, it's weird. You can argue this doesn't happen but the genre being dead as hell with <100 players cumulative on steam tells a different story +--- 634705475 +>>634705358 +Have you ever tried coming back to game you beat before? +--- 634705535 +>>634703657 +>For me unless score unlocks tangible rewards then I usually won't care +since you posted a jrpg image I'm guessing ''tangible'' reward means extrinsic reward? +Shmups are more about intrinsic rewards. The better you get as a player the more interesting and exciting the gameplay gets. Score is a means of signalling your improvement while also changing the gameplay mechanics around drastically making each decision much more weighty and meaningful. And score virtually adds infinite replay value so if you really like a shmup and want an excuse to keep playing it then scoring is where it's at. + + +> things like touhou 1CCs don't appeal because I know I'm not good enough at vidya to do those and they just sound frustrating. +Touhou 1CCs on normal are probably easier than most rpgs. + +> I know I'm not good enough at vidya to do those and they just sound frustrating. +For me that's what makes a game more interesting. Assuming the gameplay is good the idea that I may not be able to beat it after a lot of effort only motivates me more. +If I play a game for a couple hours and victory seems not only probable but easy I probably won't stick with it long. +--- 634705604 +>>634705420 +>And how many other shmups did you play after? Did you play and love shmups from Taito, IREM, Konami, Toaplan, etc.? +Several. I don't buy them because they're incredibly short despite the console port being full price, but that doesn't make them bad games. +Off the top of my head, I've played one of the Ketsui games (Black Label?), four different Raidens, Soldier Blade and its sequels, a couple of R-Types, every Darius, Ikaruga, Twinbee (sucked), Xevious (sucked), Jamestown, and most Touhous. I know I've played several more but it's been a while. + +>>634705475 +Why would I? I already know what's going to happen. +Do you rewatch a movie and get surprised at the twist ending a second time?? +--- 634705662 +>>634705535 +>The better you get as a player the more interesting and exciting the gameplay gets +I would say the better you get, the less interesting it gets. You're basically locked into one route. +--- 634705903 +>>634703107 +Cave really liked doing these super elaborate backstories and artwork for their games and never putting anything substantial on the game itself. I think the only time they tried to integrate things a little more was Deathsmiles and that might be one of the reasons the game did so well. +That and the lolis. Mainly the lolis. +--- 634705964 +>>634705903 +It's insane to me that no shmup's ever just done what Ace Combat does. Gameplay isn't anything special but you add in dynamic radio chatter and a story comes to life. +--- 634705976 +>>634705903 +I'm sad akai katana doesn't actually let you melee your enemies +--- 634706058 +>>634705964 +Radiant Silvergun story mode had a little of that +--- 634706085 +>>634705662 +>I would say the better you get, the less interesting it gets. +Doesn't happen unless you want it to. +That only applies if your skill set is far above your goal. Basically you got better but you kept rinsing a noobs goal....but why would you? This means you need to challenge yourself with a better goal, better score, better survival run that's appropriate for your skill. And shmups have tons of room for that. +Or pick another shmup more appropriate for your skill. +--- 634706130 +>>634705964 +What constitutes as dynamic radio chatter? like the operator in dodonpachi or what? +--- 634706268 +>>634695420 +max level blue laser for bosses, max level vulcan for the rest of the stage, also max level rockets +--- 634706348 +>>634705964 +Sol Cresta did that recently, good fucking luck if you don't understand japanese though. +--- 634706407 +>>634691441 (OP) +I don't. There's just a lot of genres I like more. +>JRPG +>Roguelike +>Action/Adventure +>Dungeon Crawler +>Pinball +>Platformer +>Puzzle +>TCG +>Fighting RPG +>Rhythm (proper ones anyway where you play things in motion in the environment, not press buttons to badly timed music while lights flash) +Off the top of my head this is probably where shmups slot in. + +https://youtu.be/oTQIiIKummw [Embed] +--- 634706427 +One hit death is an outdated mechanic and should be an option, not a mandate. +--- 634706439 +>>634705420 +It reads more like you think that there should be more games like Ace Combat or Star Fox, rather than shmups themselves changing - and frankly I agree with that, I like those games. +>>634705535 +I posted that image to accompany what I said about JRPGs (namely that they fall into the same issue I have with shmups, where the art and music are cool but then the gameplay critically fails to meet the fantasy). But yeah, extrinsic rewards are my main motivator - getting through the story, or unlocking cool stuff. +Just getting a better score isn't that fun or rewarding for me if it doesn't do anything - at some point I'm going to do really well then the amount of effort I'd need to put in would exceed what I enjoy so there's no point. +>Touhou 1CCs on normal are probably easier than most rpgs. +Like I mentioned, I don't actually play any JRPGs (exceptions for ARPGs like Dragon's Dogma, I like those since they're less abstracted - the gameplay meets the fantasy halfway). +--- 634706531 +>>634692345 +The game that clicked the genre for me is Harmful Park for psx. +It's an horizontal cute em up; you swap between four weapons with their own special, you power them up individually and on death you reset your equipped weapon. +Super pretty pixel art, very nice music. Some months ago it was patched in eng +--- 634706607 +>>634706427 +Here's your (You), feel free to leave now. +--- 634706878 +>>634706439 +>It reads more like you think that there should be more games like Ace Combat or Star Fox, rather than shmups themselves changing +Nah man. I'm just trying to describe something that doesn't currently exist, which is the issue + +Shmups need to be dynamic. We need fewer static spawns, less autoscrolling, less starting over from stage 1 every death. I think what they call it is "Emergent gameplay". Even though it's a single-player game, you add lots of variables and unpredictability to make it more varied. Like in Metal Gear when they call in more guards, and you have no idea where the guards are gonna come from, that's dynamic gameplay. Shmups need more stuff like that. I dunno how, but it's something I brainstorm about +--- 634706897 +>>634692345 +There are more developers you can check out like Irem, Tecnosoft or Success +--- 634706919 +>>634705604 +Ah! This explains everything. You're a mindless consuming sheep that enjoys something only once then moves on. You don't belong anywhere and look down on others that can enjoy something for a longer amount of time. +--- 634707071 +>>634706130 +https://youtu.be/LBrr-TMtbgQ?t=308 [Embed] +Here's a good example of storytelling via background chatter. +If Ace Combat didn't have it, the series would be a snoozefest. But throw in the radio chatter and suddenly you're invested. You get told an entire story, have character development, and everything you do just has more gravitas behind it because you're getting reactions and updates in realtime. +--- 634707227 +>>634706439 + +>Just getting a better score isn't that fun or rewarding for me if it doesn't do anything +Yeah scoring assumes you actually enjoy the game and the process of improving at it. + +>- at some point I'm going to do really well then the amount of effort I'd need to put in would exceed what I enjoy so there's no point. +that's just a goal setting and practice problem, can happen in any genre or game. just because there exists *some* hypothetical goal that doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean no goal appeals to you for that game or genre... + +for me after getting into shmups I find it hard to enjoy slower paced games with low challenge and bloated timesink features like grinding for loot (extrinsic reward) or sitting through npc dialogue and cutscenes to find out some plot point or where to go next, things like backtracking and downtime where nothing happens and there's zero threat of getting a game over. If I want a good story I read books, video games are an awful story telling medium imo +--- 634707252 +Darius will always be my favorite series +--- 634707263 +>>634691441 (OP) +the game is either no brainless shit that puts you to sleep +>ok occasionally there is a bullet you need to avoid. but its fine you have a lot of health +>for bosses you can just hang out on the edge of the screen. +>have fun... what do you mean you cant have fun in a game this easy? +or the skill floor is too high for the amount of interactivity actually present. +>move left. +>great job! now move right +>WAIT WAIT WAIT NOOOO YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO MOVE RIGHT FOR THREE MILLISECONDS NOT TEN!!! +>REDO THE STAGE!!!!!!!! +--- 634707317 +>>634707071 +Didn't Raiden 5 try this kind of narrative? +Look how that turned out +--- 634707331 +>>634707263 +t. never played a shmup in his zoomer life +--- 634707396 +i dont like games that expect me to restart them over and over again, making a little bit more progress than last time until i eventually reach the end. same with roguelikes, youll end up playing the beginning section of that game so many times, youll get bored by the time you reach the end even once. and once you do you have no incentive to try again because youve already seen all there is, unless your some autist that cares about 1cc or clear time or scores or whatever. +--- 634707479 +>>634705964 +Spriggan Mark 2 +--- 634707567 +>>634707263 +i should probably get on the other three at some point. +--- 634707624 +>>634707567 +oops >>634707331 +--- 634707638 +>>634707396 +don't do full runs until you're ready and confident you can at least play 60% of the game without restarting over and over... + +you have training options, save state practice, stage practice. + +if you're getting filtered by stage 1-2 and you just don't know how to play the game yet +--- 634707640 +>>634692268 +>>634692383 +>it cycles into thanks doc when it locks onto tougher enemies +--- 634707719 +>>634707567 +>2pooh +dumb, go play a real shmup zoomer +--- 634707770 +>>634707638 +Not that anon but the idea of needing to practice demotivates me so much, it strips the fun of the game for me +--- 634707786 +>>634707719 +>DOESNT COUNT! +anon: seething +concession: accepted. +--- 634707815 +gotta finish it at some point +--- 634707825 +>>634705171 +I always come back to Axelay occasionally due to how good it is. The re-use of the intro theme to lead into a faster and more determined song in Stage 6 with the Wind Laser crushing the fleet gives me goddamn goosebumps every time. +--- 634707834 +>>634707770 +that's a you problem, +if you find a game you enjoy then practice just means playing smarter, not like a retard who flails mindlessly +--- 634707983 +>>634707071 +I liked the way KI Uprising did it, the only cutscenes in the game where short boss intros since all the story was told through mid-stage dialogues. Also the game didn't make you rush through the stages so if you were taking too long the characters would start giving tips about the weapon you were using and the enemies or just talk about dumb random shit, it was pretty entertaining. +--- 634708235 +>>634707227 +>Yeah scoring assumes you actually enjoy the game and the process of improving at it. +I don't think that enjoying a game and needing to be scored on it are intrinsically linked. I've sunk hundreds of hours into games that don't have scores, games that I've genuinely enjoyed. If a game is fun then scoring isn't necessary - I don't need to quantify how good I am, I just play it and enjoy it. +Making it into a test removes the fun. +--- 634708446 +>>634707834 +>that's a you problem +I mean he was explaining why he didn't like shmups, not that they were bad. That's a weird angle to take. +--- 634708487 +>>634707815 +Shifu's onahole +--- 634708592 +>>634691441 (OP) +i like more rpg schmups like jamestown and graze counter. + +not sure why more developers don't make em like this, they all stick to this 90s arcade high score chasing design, which doesn't make sense on a pc where people can hack. +--- 634708635 +>>634707834 +But I do enjoy them, it's the idea that I have to optimize every little thing that turns me off +--- 634708657 +>>634692630 +>nip shmups +>starting peashooter system that encourages the high-risk, high-reward challenge of getting up close to enemies in order to maximize your DPS while waiting for powerups to arrive + +>westoid shmups +>soulless, fixed fire-rate starting peashooter that would leave you impatient for the next powerup to appear or to bombspam +--- 634708705 +>>634708657 +Don't forget the inconsistent hitboxes +--- 634708821 +oke totall fucking pleb here if i had to play one schmups no matter what console what one would it be? +--- 634708840 +>>634708592 +>rpg schmups like jamestown and graze counter +I never played Jamestown but I don't know how Graze Counter qualifies as RPG other than being full of gay shit. +--- 634708903 +>>634708235 +To elaborate on this, I can't really think of times when I've enjoyed some element of gameplay and then adding a score to it has made it more fun. I play XIV, raid with some friends and their absolute insistence on using ACT and checking their parses confuses me, or leaves me cold - like, that laser focus on making this number as high as possible does nothing but introduce stress for me, if it's bad then I'm bad and I'm not focusing on playing the game, I'm focusing on how I can make this number bigger. That's not why I play games. +I've sunk like 36 hours into The Long Drive lately - that's a game where you get in some shitty care that you can fix up, and drive along a procedurally generated road - like, there's no score or goal to meet except maybe driving a full 5000 kilometers to the end. It's fun and pretty nice to just spend a long time driving. I don't think it'd be improved by having a score meter to tell me if I'm somehow driving badly or something like that. +>>634708635 +>But I do enjoy them, it's the idea that I have to optimize every little thing that turns me off +That's what I'm getting at, I think. +--- 634708918 +>>634708235 +>I don't think that enjoying a game and needing to be scored on it are intrinsically linked. +No one said they are? But for scoring to be appealing you should enjoy the gameplay obviously. + +> If a game is fun then scoring isn't necessary - I don't need to quantify how good I am, I just play it and enjoy it. +Good scoring greatly modifies gameplay in shmups. What might seem dull for survival can suddenly become really engaging and exciting for score play. + +>>634708446 +>I mean he was explaining why he didn't like shmups, not that they were bad. That's a weird angle to take. +what he said applies to any genre that takes player skill, and like I said it's a ''you'' problem. + +>>634708635 +>optimize every little thing +you mean going for a World Record isn't appealing? ok....so? +--- 634708928 +Darius Chronicles has such a soulless UI it makes me not want to play it +--- 634708963 +>>634708903 +>that's a game where you get in some shitty care that you can fix up +*shitty CAR +--- 634708978 +>>634708821 +Crimzon clover is a pretty popular entry level shmup +--- 634709037 +>>634708840 +i am using the term rpg to mean unlockable shit. +graze counter has unlockable characters. +--- 634709052 +>>634708978 +CCWE is fantastic for all levels, it's made by a japanese superplayer with multiple world records, so he knows his shit well +--- 634709131 +>>634708978 +thx i actually checked my steam and i already owned it so i will get on it right away +--- 634709209 +>sin and punishment 1 and 2 +>orta and zwei +Are there literally any other quality rail shooters +--- 634709298 +>>634709131 +Just remember that your ship's hitbox isn't that huge and it's fine to play on EZ modo if you are new to this +--- 634709357 +>>634708928 +It's not just the UI but the stages too +--- 634709361 +>>634691441 (OP) +Too hard for me. I beat a few using rewind, and was utterly shocked wondering how the hell I would ever get through this normally. +--- 634709386 +>>634706407 +>Roguelike + +literal cancer, god i hate that fatman guy who made Binding of Isaac for turning every fucking indie game these days into a roguelike. + +>hurr reseting your progress constantly is fun +then delete your save file at random intervals you fat fuck +--- 634709390 +>>634691441 (OP) +Shooters are cool, Bullet hells are weeb faggotry. +>Inb4 can't hack bullet hells +I can I just don't enjoy them as much are proper shmups. +--- 634709402 +>>634708592 +Tyrian 2000 is still the best in that sub genre and nothings even gets close to it 3 decades, aside from Jets'n'Guns maybe. It is like bullet hell cultists smothered entirety of the genre to the point that devs bought into idea that only bullet hell shmups should exist. +--- 634709437 +>>634709037 +How does that qualify as an RPG mechanic? +--- 634709451 +>>634694047 +>Dangun Feveron +Literal SOUL, based anon. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU56CaiDZIk&list=PL0DDB836D5E472A87&index=1 [Embed] +--- 634709505 +>>634709386 +>binding of issac +>roguelike +--- 634709512 +>>634694643 +Pokken hori pad. +--- 634709528 +>>634709437 +because it's permanent progression, you, as a player, unlock more characters and get more powerful. +--- 634709560 +>>634708918 +>No one said they are? But for scoring to be appealing you should enjoy the gameplay obviously. +Sorry, I think I got the wrong end of the stick then. You said that 'scoring assumes you actually enjoy the game' which made me think you meant that if you don't enjoy the scoring, you don't enjoy the gameplay, which is what I disagreed with - my point was that scoring doesn't inherently add to enjoyment, it can in fact make enjoyable gameplay LESS so. Apologies for the misunderstanding. +>What might seem dull for survival can suddenly become really engaging and exciting for score play. +That's fair - I'm similar in that if survival itself isn't fun there needs to be something else as a motivation - not necessarily a score. Creative expression is a good motivator; I've recently got back into Minecraft, I've been playing on Hardcore and it makes stuff like building 'great works' more interesting because I still might die at any moment. If surviving by itself is dull, having something else to focus on is what makes it enjoyable. +--- 634709587 +>>634709505 +not the point, point is it's the thing responsible for this roguelike cancer now. nobody even knew what rogue was before isaac revived it. +--- 634709617 +>scoring systems are truly the depth of shmups +>oh btw ketsuis scoring was added on a whim literally a day before release +Scoring is a joke, then again this is a genre with milking so score is out of the window +--- 634709627 +>>634709587 +>nobody even knew what rogue was before isaac revived it. +This is the dumbest sentence on /v/ right now +--- 634709646 +>>634709528 +How is permanent progression an RPG mechanic? +--- 634709656 +>>634709617 +>with milking +Eh? +--- 634709730 +v has big gay. shmups are pure chad, so of course the gay v hates it +--- 634709763 +>>634709656 +--- 634709957 +>>634709656 +Many shmups involving keeping a boss alive as long as possible, turning the scoring into "who can milk the longest". I want to agree with the scoring systems adding depth, but they don't due to the game design +--- 634710071 +>>634703836 +>X-Multiply for Irem shmups +>Star Parodier for PC Engine shmups style games +>MUSHA Aleste for Compile shmups +>Thunder Cross 1&2 for Konami shmups +>Batsugun for proto-danmaku gateway game +>Flying Shark for classic Toaplanesque (still pretty hard though, be careful with this one) +>Armed Police Batrider for Raizing style shmups +>Fantasy Zone for a Defender style game +Have fun +--- 634710137 +I think it'd be cool if you had a shmup where your player ship wasn't just a one-pixel hitbox that died as soon as it got touched by a single projectile, but where it was like a boss and you had different parts that would break off under sustained fire - making your ship weaker in some ways or revealing different weapons. +I don't play many shmups but I remember I used to spend a SHIT ton of hours in the ship creator for some japanese indie shmup where you could build your own bosses in a separate editor, then fight them in the game. I'd make elaborate multi-stage bosses where shooting off limbs/sections would reveal new weapons and so on - having that be a part of the player's arsenal, like having a system where you build your ship similar to the gummy system in KH would be sick. +I wish I remember the name of that game, I thought it was Warning Forever but that wasn't it (good game though, with procedurally generated bosses that adapt to your playstyle). +>>634709957 +Ah, okay - that makes sense. Yeah, that's not the kind of thing I enjoy. It's like the style meter in DMC/similar games, I'd rather the game's challenge be built around surviving, not being as 'cool' as possible. +--- 634710142 +>>634691441 (OP) +I'm not big into them but I don't mind them, they really do work better in an arcade context though +--- 634710351 +>>634710137 +I FOUND IT! +I did another quick search, it's Fraxy. Fraxy fucking ruled. Need to find a download for it so I can make some dumb shmup bosses. +--- 634710451 +>>634710071 +>Thunder Cross +But Flying Shark is pretty easy, Fire Shark is the one that assfucks you with no lube. +--- 634710517 +Are G-Darius and Gaiden worth buying on steam? +--- 634710518 +>>634710351 +https://youtu.be/0m96P8faCEA [Embed] +God this game is ace. I remember now I used to make elaborate bosses where you had to break through hatches to go INSIDE the boss while it was still attacking you and shoot the core from within. So cool. +See, I want more shmups like this - but let me make the ship. Have bosses or certain enemies drop parts I can use, so I can end up building some abomination to fight the final boss who is a classic shmup player. +--- 634710636 +These threads are always so similar I can even guess every reply without reading it +>I like shmups but HATE danmaku +>genre is for trannies +>outdated genre, here's what they should do to update it: (autistic essay that involves completely changing the genre into either an Ace Combat clone or a progression based action RPG) +>recommend me shmups plz +It's a genre made for arcades, short play bursts and score chasing: only a few autists like me are going to enjoy playing a 30 minutes game over and over again to beat it, and that's fine, not everything has to appeal to wide demographics. +--- 634710902 +>>634710636 +All i asked for was for one hit deaths to be an option... maybe you could balance it out by doubling score if you clear on one hit death mode or something. +--- 634710945 +What's the DEAL with Psikyo? I thought Strikers had a super boring style but niggas love psikyo +--- 634711097 +>>634710945 +I love my boy +--- 634711298 +>>634711097 +That's a sick design, I wish it was flyable +--- 634711472 +>>634710636 +If that's the case then why even enter the thread? This isn't a thread for people who like shmups, it's literally asking why people dislike them. No doy that people are going to give their reasons. +--- 634711554 +>>634711298 +it isn't? +--- 634711651 +I used to love em but now they're mostly gay animu shit, I want play as cool ships. +--- 634711749 +>>634711554 +I mean in more than two dimensions. Gimme a flight game with a sucker like that, it looks rad, like the Flying Pancake. I'm guessing that's the inspiration at least (but the only game I can think of with that is War Thunder and that's a fucking trash pile). +--- 634712058 +>>634711749 +What's up with the one in war thunder? +--- 634712254 +Wait, that's the V-173 in War Thunder, the WW2 prototype, the XF5U was its successor. +>>634712058 +>What's up with the one in war thunder? +The problem isn't with the plane, it's that it's in War Thunder which is a massive grindfest PVP focused thing. +--- 634712313 +>>634712254 +forgot pic +--- 634712675 +>>634710517 +ye +--- 634712702 +>>634712254 +Why can't they get the 5U I wonder? +--- 634712835 +>>634712702 +Maybe they just haven't bothered, maybe one flying pancake is enough. +>the sole prototype of the XF5U was destroyed via wrecking ball +WHY +--- 634712850 +Play Twinkle Star Sprites! +--- 634712975 +>>634712850 +I don't have a friend +--- 634713014 +why do all shmups look like shit? +--- 634713068 +>>634691441 (OP) +because i like final fantasy +--- 634713171 +>>634700632 +Most of the time, sure. But sometimes you see retarded Touhou shitters who don't know anything about this genre even despite playing these games. Methinks we should gatekeep retards if they don't have an impressive survival clear or a good score +pic related +--- 634713446 +discord screencaps should be a bannable offense +--- 634713486 +>>634713446 +my boy chum is a shmup superplayer, it's totally fine +--- 634713492 +>>634713171 +>why don't you like shmups +>also you can't give your opinion unless you are this good at shmups (and thus put enough time into shmups that you presumably like them) +???? +--- 634713627 +>>634713486 +No exceptions +--- 634713752 +>>634713492 +Sometimes you just hear the dumbest shit and want to beat the fuck out of someone for being so retarded. WeebM related, told someone to stream a section and this is what his retarded ass did +Gatekeeping is definitely good if you want shitters out of the community +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634596725/#q634635642 +--- 634713851 +>>634713752 +Heh I remember that dumbass +--- 634713959 +I want to play shumps but I don't know the best place to start to get into the genre, and I have no desire to engage with 2hu. +--- 634714263 +>>634713752 +Gatekeep what? No one gives a shit about shmups lmao. +--- 634714265 +>>634713959 +Jets'n'Guns, first one, second is shit. +--- 634714483 +I like some shmups but I find bullet hells to be tedious and unfun in the same way I find modern day spikewall platformers or custom mario levels awfully unfun. I hate pixel path hunting but I recognize a lot of people have fun with it so I hope the genre gets more entries for them. +--- 634714807 +>>634691441 (OP) +How hard is Illumination Laser? +--- 634714883 +>Golden Week begins next week +Still waiting for Rolling Gunner to go on sale next week (if Steam hosts a Golden Week sale) +--- 634715095 +>>634704619 +They're pretty gud. Music's a banger and the story is whack. +--- 634715226 +>>634705964 +Raiden V did that and it was annoying as fuck. Your commander and other characters literally would not shut the fuck up, ever. There were entire speeches going on while you're trying to focus on the game. +--- 634715340 +>>634715095 +Out of all the alltynex games I find Second to be the most fun (and easiest) +--- 634715423 +>>634708840 +>Graze Counter +The dev accidentally put my name twice in the supporters list because I changed usernames while still being subscribed to his Fanta, wasn't expecting that when I cleared it for the first time. +--- 634715429 +>>634715226 +It was annoying as fuck because you were playing Raiden V. +--- 634715504 +>>634715429 +That too. It's just so ugly. Why did they go with that hideous 3D model style and color palette? My retinas were burning just playing that game from the bloom. diff --git a/v/634691534.txt b/v/634691534.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9ad586a299d00d776efa6ba1aa70807e41d56f6a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634691534.txt @@ -0,0 +1,228 @@ +----- +--- 634691534 +Why did this not take off like the first one did? +--- 634691617 +>>634691534 (OP) +>like the first one did +lol +--- 634691629 +Anon, that IS the first one. +--- 634691634 +>>634691534 (OP) +didn't focus on ass and child and mother fetish. Automata, as a game, is just Ocarina of Time with the puzzles removed. +--- 634691834 +>>634691634 +> child and most fetish +Wtf are you talking about +--- 634692043 +General masses haven't taken to sibling incest yet. Give them a few more decades. +--- 634693440 +>like the first one +anon this is the 5th one +--- 634694489 +>>634691534 (OP) +Zero fanservice. Plus its a censored mess from the original +--- 634694524 +>>634691534 (OP) +both games are bad +who cares +--- 634694546 +>>634694489 +>its a censored mess from the original +You mean Kaine's bulge being slightly smaller? +There's even a trophy for upskirting her 10x +--- 634694590 +>>634694546 +You need to provide us with evidence, anon. +--- 634694668 +>>634691534 (OP) +I didn't buy it because I had already played it 10 years ago and I don't support rereleases. Simple as. +--- 634694682 +>>634694590 +>easy-to-find cutscenes on youtube +>easy-to-find trophy/achievement list +>I NEED EVIDENCE +lol. +--- 634694730 +>>634694668 +Sounds like a beta bitch reason +--- 634694809 +>backtrack the game +yawn +--- 634694926 +>>634691534 (OP) +Fucking fetard +--- 634694946 +"""First""'' one is a lot more streamlined while the second first (or the first second?) one still plays like a grindy ass jrpg from the time the first first (5th) one came out +--- 634695076 +>>634694730 +How so? Please elaborate. +--- 634695080 +>>634691834 +Taro has a clear /ss/ fetish if you pay attention to his character tropes. + +>Caim & Angelus +>Kaine & Emil +>Zero and Mikhail + +I seriously wouldn't be surprised if he's into femdom since every one of his games besides Drakengard is very effete in nature. +--- 634695093 +I really enjoyed replicant. +I'm finding it difficult to get into Automata and I'm not sure why that is. Maybe just need to get further in. +--- 634695148 +>>634695080 +Also I forgot the most obvious one of 2B & 9S +--- 634696654 +>Like the first one +Fucking secondaries everywhere +--- 634698461 +>>634691534 (OP) + +>Bad pacing of the story overall +>Because of the bad pacing character development is bad +>Dated game design. Even back when Nier was out it felt dated in 2010. +>Main characters don't really get a chance to shine until the last 1/3 of the game.They are all "cardboardy".Same thing was also apparent in Drakengard 3. +>Locations feel dead except Facade. + +Automata does everything OG Nier does but it is also better in Nier's shortcomings. +--- 634698689 +>>634691534 (OP) +I didn't play it because I'm a papa's boy. +--- 634699171 +>>634694489 +It’s not censored. That was some bullshit cherry picked photos were the lighting made the bulge look smaller. +--- 634699224 +>>634691534 (OP) +boring shit, I regret buying it +--- 634699532 +>>634691534 (OP) +Almost no marketing. Didn't even realised this game came out and I loved Nier Automata. But maybe because it looks like to be more like Nier Automata. Kinda like "You liked Automata? Well here is more of that". While we just want a game to expand on automata, to go further and wilder. +>inb4 its not like that +See the first sentence. +--- 634699779 +>>634691534 (OP) +its not as good +--- 634699956 +automata was better and was also marketed better +--- 634702184 +Its a great game. It launched like 2 days before Elden Ring, though. +--- 634704232 +>>634702184 +309 days = 2 days +--- 634704576 +Thread is now blessed. +--- 634704612 +post a single actual reason why play this over the PS3 version +--- 634704778 +>>634704612 +The new ship mission is cool and the gameplay is way more enjoyable +Also, ending E is present, so you can experience it if you didn't read the novels +--- 634704841 +>>634691534 (OP) +not good +--- 634704864 +>>634691534 (OP) +It was slow, repetitive and not fun +--- 634704904 +>>634691534 (OP) +this is a remake of the first one, you normalnigger +--- 634704930 +>>634691534 (OP) +Story and music in this one were better, only reasons to play a taro gane +--- 634704983 +>>634691534 (OP) +>like the first one did? +This is the "first one" +If you mean like the OG, than it's beacuse westoids got the Dad-Doughter story, and not the shitty Brother-Sister story. +--- 634705053 +>Play through +>Leave a couple quests behind for the time being +>Story unexpectedly goes through a time skip +>Can't do those quests anymore +>Last save was around a solid hour ago +>Quit, uninstall and never play again since +--- 634705067 +>>634691534 (OP) +they remade the shitter version +--- 634705647 +>>634705067 +This +No dad Nier - no buy +--- 634706885 +>>634704612 +Actually decent gameplay. +No reason not to play it over ps3. +--- 634708276 +>>634691534 (OP) +That IS the first one. A re-release of the Nier1 to be precise. And it was a big cult-hit even back in 2010. + +>>634694668 +>I had already played it 10 years ago +Unless you emulated the Japanese version, no you did not. And the v1.224 is the all around superior, expanded and more polished version of NieR1. + +>>634704612 +Less censored script. +Original MC and thus original character interactions and relationships. +Fully realized and implemented ending E route, that includes playing as Kaine. +New side stories and features added from the later side materials. +--- 634708337 +>>634705067 +>>634705647 +t: Daddy-sucking homos who support Microcock's censorship. +--- 634708419 +>>634695080 +>Caim & Angelus +Caim is in no way a shota +>Kaine & Emil +Emil wants to marry Nier. You might have had a point if you brought up ending E with Kaine holding naked kid Nier +--- 634709286 +>>634691534 (OP) +No nude mod +--- 634709342 +>>634708337 +Ironic, considering brother Nier is a literal gay whore. +--- 634712075 +>>634691534 (OP) +? +--- 634712691 +>>634691534 (OP) +Is the game fun? +How is the gameplay? +--- 634713263 +>>634708419 +Thanks for providing another example. Also, while Caim isn't a shota it still falls under the trend of younger male/older female; call it a premonition of what was to come. +--- 634713369 +>>634712691 +The combat is pretty braindead, I easily got through pretty much the whole thing spamming roll + heavy attack with the Guts sword, and I'm sure that's not even optimal. I liked the game overall though +--- 634713481 +>>634691534 (OP) +These meme games need a certain amount of reddit memes to succeed. Automata had ass and baby's first deep videogame. This doesn't. +--- 634713512 +>>634712691 +It can be be pretty fun +https://youtu.be/3hRLWS5zRZw [Embed] +--- 634713609 +>>634691534 (OP) +Why would it? It's just a remaster of the first Nier game, Automata was brand new. +--- 634713648 +>>634691534 (OP) +I never finished it. Automata is one of my favourite games of all time but Replicant was just kind of boring. +--- 634713861 +Better story and characters than Automata. Worse everything else +--- 634714120 +>>634713861 +>Better story and characters than Automata. +I'd even disagree with that. Characters definitely but I think Automata has the better story. At least thematically I think it's better. Has a more consistent theme that it sticks with and focuses on compared to Replicant which is more narrative focused. +--- 634714140 +>>634691534 (OP) +>like the first one did? +1) what? +2) They butchered the music +3) Utterly shit shounen characterization. Emil starts crying and screaming about the power of friendship within 5 minutes of meeting him. +>>634698461 +this +--- 634715156 +>>634708276 +>Unless you emulated the Japanese version, no you did not. +This is just weeb cope, I have no problem playing as papa Nier. Also, extra content is just that, extra. +I played this game 10 years ago and I'm keeping it that way. diff --git a/v/634692061.txt b/v/634692061.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cecd1afa5200fe33da3b035e71106d9d366682bd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634692061.txt @@ -0,0 +1,402 @@ +----- +--- 634692061 +this game aged like fine wine in every aspect but /v/ isn't ready for that talk +--- 634692240 +>>634692061 (OP) +what the fuck are you talking about /v/ agrees with you +--- 634692370 +that game is shit now and was shit when it came out, which is why it got mogged by DKC. +--- 634692416 +100%ing it made me fucking hate it. +--- 634692475 +sus +--- 634692538 +>>634692061 (OP) +I enjoyed it as a child but when I tried to replay it I got frustrated at how hidden some of the Flowers/Red Coins are. Most levels are pretty easy to get 100% on your first run but a few just seem like they wanted you to buy a guide or replay them 5+ times each touching every corner of every screen to get everything. +I ended up dropping it and letting my thoughts on the game mostly positive +--- 634692615 +>>634692061 (OP) +That's because you're expecting /vr/-tier insights from the dwellers of a board filled with coomposting, retarded Twitter screencap threads, delusional homeless /qa/ posters with their forced FOTM catchphrases and gacha shilling outside of the respective generals and /vmg/ +--- 634693192 +>WAAAA +>WAAAA +WAAA +>WAAAA +--- 634693272 +I still haven't gotten past the first few levels. I just hate the gameplay, it isn't a Mario game +--- 634693634 +>>634693272 +yet people seem to like galaxy +despite being a 3d mario without fun movement or momentum +--- 634693718 +wym OP the best platformers of all time have always been Yoshi's Island and DKC2 +--- 634693757 +>>634692538 +There is an item that shows red coins you dumb fuck +--- 634693873 +>>634693718 +Rayman 1 and Origins +Bionic Commando Rearmed +and Steamworld Dig 2 + would like a word with you +--- 634693990 +amogus +--- 634694028 +>>634693757 +absolutely worthless post +--- 634694080 +>>634694028 +yeah, you also need to gather a moderate level of skill +this isn't a modern game that rewards you for dying +--- 634694103 +>>634693718 +I personally prefer Super Mario World as the best 2D platformer +I know how good DKC2 is, I just like World better +--- 634694131 +>>634693272 +>it isn't a Mario game +End your fucking life +--- 634694249 +Im sure it's the best Mario saga game and won't pretend otherwise for anyone +--- 634694289 +wine turns into vinegar +--- 634694294 +>>634692538 +>just seem like they wanted you to buy a guide +Close. +They wanted you to call the Nintendo Power Line. + +t. called them when I was 7 to find a hidden exit in Super Mario World +--- 634694343 +>>634693873 +Good games but you're a total faggot hipster +--- 634694397 +>>634692061 (OP) +No one dislikes this game, dude. +--- 634696162 +>>634694343 +faggot hipster? +for fucking rayman? +--- 634696421 +>>634694028 +There's also the one where you have to shoot up in a random fucking spot to make a teleport appear. Fucking bullshit. +--- 634698872 +>>634696421 +yeah +--- 634699014 +>no secrets +>no multiple paths in levels +>no shortcuts +--- 634699095 +>>634699014 +Based Super Mario World enjoyer. +--- 634699628 +I love yoshis island. Its so comfy +--- 634699917 +>>634699628 +Yep. The backgrounds are soo pretty. + +It makes SMW look like a NES game lmao. +--- 634700251 +>>634692416 +Only person that actually played it for more than 5 minutes here. +--- 634700895 +>>634692061 (OP) +Beat it as a kid, was one of my favourite Super NES games at the time. + +Difficulty level was a lot lower than most other great games of that generation, I wasn't able to finish most of the other games I had at the time. It was nice to actually get to see the ending of a game, instead of the Game Over screen, and it stuck with me for that. +--- 634701645 +>>634692061 (OP) +Just wait for the inevitable e-essay by a celeb shitting on it relentlessly. +--- 634701723 +>>634692538 +they were hidden but a closer look reveals they has a faint red aura around them. +>>634694028 +Come now, that lift was suspicious since you can clearly make the jump without the need for it. +--- 634701912 +>>634700895 +It's literally a perfect game. It has everything; lots of long levels. Bonus levels. Collectibles. Transformations. Minigames. Even fucking items. There is just so much content. +--- 634702085 +>>634692061 (OP) +This was my favorite game on the game boy advanced in elementary school. I played it so much I hallucinated the sound of the baby crying when the game wasn’t even turned on and sometimes the music. +--- 634702138 +>>634692416 +>The ride never ends +--- 634702201 +>>634702085 +>game boy advanced in elementary school +zoom-zoom +--- 634702251 +>>634702138 +the sheer absurdity that mario rides yoshi and yoshi rides poochy. i love this game. +--- 634702291 +What I didn't like about the game is how pointless melons were. +Eggs did the job much better and existed in abundance. +--- 634702292 +>>634702201 +That anon could be 31 years old +--- 634702321 +>>634692370 +it got mogged by dkc in sales because dkc was cooler and prerendered than yoshi's kiddy crayon shit, not because it was the better game +--- 634702336 +>>634702292 +oldest zoomers are 35. +youngest millenials are 35 + +--- 634702340 +>>634702291 +They were fun, especially the ice melon. + +Come to think of it, ice and fire arrows were pretty useless in the team's next game OOT as well, but again, they looked cool. +--- 634702392 +>>634692370 +>>634702321 +It was really popular. Super Metroid is the game that people missed, I remember like 6 months after release is when people started renting it and realized it might be the best out of all of them. "Why the fuck did I buy Earthworm Jim instead of this?" +--- 634702397 +The art style being what it is because Sugary was bitter about Donkey Kong Country will always be my favorite detail about this +--- 634702409 +>>634702336 +--- 634702548 +>>634702340 +It took me a really damn long time to realize that fire and ice arrow were completely optional for Ocarina of Time. +--- 634702660 +>>634692061 (OP) +>this game aged like fine wine in every aspect but /v/ isn't ready for that talk +wut? I played it for the first time in the last decade and I thought it was 10/10 +--- 634702931 +>>634692061 (OP) +Wonderful game, in every aspect except the gameplay, with I found boring +--- 634702972 +>>634692061 (OP) +I prefer the GBA version, the sound effects that aren't in it are annoying to begin with, I'm not going to shed a tear over the lack of the 'jump' sound effect. +--- 634702986 +>>634702340 +They were fun but 90% of the time you get them you could use eggs instead. +--- 634703331 +It's just a very good platformer. + +Nearly every level features new enemies and scenery. You can tell this game had really high production values. +--- 634703346 +>>634693718 +>mogs them both in every way +--- 634703497 +>>634701645 +>shitting on it relentlessly. +Shitting on a nintendo game? I don't think so. +--- 634703536 +>blocks your path +--- 634703683 +>>634703331 +I also love how the levels look like actual places on the island like snowy mountains, caves, jungles etc... it feels like an epic adventure. +--- 634703880 +>>634703683 +That's something I loved about Rayman: Origin, that it really placed you in the world with the consistent environments and the shmup sections in between worlds that tied it all together. Never got that from YI, personally +--- 634704075 +>>634703990 +There is so much creative shit there, it's unbelievable. + +It makes Mario and Sonic look like garbage. +--- 634704286 +>>634692061 (OP) +I think the problem, if we are being completely honest with ourselves, is that no one really likes Yoshi as a character. All those people who prefer SMB3 to SMW are subconsciously disgusted by Yoshi. When Yoshi's Island came out people were reluctant to be critical of it, because it was technically impressive and the old Nintendo quality was certainly there, but the game's legacy is weak because no one really wants to play as this gay-looking dinosaur babysitter. Thank god they didn't put him in Mario 64. +--- 634705105 +>>634704286 +>Thank god they didn't put him in Mario 64. +Uhh... Anon? +--- 634705183 +>>634704286 +Is that really true? Are people generally disgusted/weirded out by Yoshi? + +Personally I loved Yoshi as a kid. Always my go to character in Kart as well. +--- 634705290 +>>634705105 +Shopped +--- 634705538 +>>634692061 (OP) +A few of the levels are a real pain in the ass to 100% (if you give a shit about that), but other than that, it's fantastic. +--- 634705598 +>>634703346 +Megaman X is such a step down from classic Megaman it is not even funny. +Probably the single most overrated game of all time in my opinion +--- 634707530 +It's one of 3 SNES games I actually still have in my collection, and it's because it's fantastic! +Also because it was the only game I had from the ages of 6 to 9. +It was actually the first game I ever beat, and I 100% completed the game when I was 9, in a time when my family didn't even have a computer. +It will always hold a special place in my heart. +My other games are Super Mario All-Stars+World and Super Mario RPG, Also great games. +--- 634707794 +the physics in this game gave me so much hope +--- 634707896 +>>634692061 (OP) +this should be remade with half the features missing so /v/ can enjoy it for the first time +--- 634708430 +>red coins in most levels are indicated with a red tint even without the red coin glass item +>except there's multiple coins across multiple stages with the exact same red tint but are just normal coins +>thought it was originally meant to be used for stuff like coins above lava for for stages at sunset for lighting purposes, but they're all over the fucking place +This shit makes me mad as fuck. Stuff like >>634694028 is objectively more egregious on a purely gameplay level but I think this is just poor visual design. It should be something that rewards playing with a sharp eye, but it just winds up looking sloppy. +Also, fuck the Fly Guys with red coins who spawn slightly off screen and immediately leave five seconds later so you can easily run through a level and only get 19/20 coins because you missed something you literally couldn't see. +--- 634708502 +>>634703536 +They should've been in more stages. +--- 634708689 +>>634707896 +>man,you know what this game is missing +>if you fuck up, you gotta go backwards +>yeah thats fun +--- 634708819 +>>634708430 +Stop being autistic +--- 634708860 +>>634708689 +>fucking up should be rewarded with fun rather than punished +Weird idea of game design but I bet there's something for you out there. The incentive generally should be to not fuck up, in my honest opinion. +--- 634708878 +Yoshi was more popular than Link at one point, you fuckin' subhumans. +--- 634708916 +>>634692416 +Yeah pretty much. The art direction is kino and some of the level design is interesting (fuzzy drug level comes to mind) but the controls are obnoxious and the gameplay is nothing to write home about. +--- 634708967 +>>634708916 +>but the controls are obnoxious +What do you mean? That Yoshi has some weight to him? +--- 634709061 +>>634703990 +Im sorry but this looks stupid as hell. +--- 634709064 +>>634692061 (OP) +--- 634709106 +>GBA port has a secret ending for 100% everything +Just found out about it last month, how many people actually got it? +https://youtu.be/6Nij42lD_KU [Embed] +--- 634709162 +>>634709106 +fuckin filters, it just makes Yoshi look sad +--- 634709251 +>>634705598 +It's better than every mega man game that came before it and every one since +--- 634709306 +>>634708430 +>they took out the red tint entirely in the gba version +--- 634709337 +>>634708819 +>Stop discussing bad game design in a forum about video games +Not him, but fuck you. +--- 634709397 +>>634708967 +Grinding to a halt to throw eggs at an angle that you have to wait for the game to get the right angle and then press at the right time. + +Real-time angry birds platformer sounds like a shit game design (and it is) +--- 634709414 +>>634709106 +>Baby Bowser will return in Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3. +--- 634709416 +>>634692061 (OP) +I wish I could feel that way about it, but some levels are frankly too long and nonsensical. +--- 634709579 +>>634699917 +Did anyone say- +--- 634709619 +>>634692061 (OP) +Fuck off Patrick you suck (cocks) +--- 634709708 +>>634703990 +Wut. You're not really supposed to be able to do consecutive flutter jumps like that, are you? +--- 634709813 +>>634709251 +It is not better than Megaman 4, 3 and 6, and every modern "classic" Megaman. The walljumping fundamentally breaks what is good about Megaman's positioning-based gameplay and limited movement. Most of the time playing Megaman X feels like cheesing the game, since the enemies for the most part are still designed around Classic Megaman. Also, half of the levels rely on flashy setpieces where you dash through the level on some basically indestructable vehicle. It was fun for the sake of spectacle back then, but nowadays it doesn't really blow anyone away and the gameplay in those sections is barely there. +It's not a bad game, far from it, but people act like classic Megaman was just a demo for Megaman X. Absolutely fantastic fucking soundtrack though, that just can't be denied. + +>>634709708 +It's frame perfect. You don't lose height if you input the next flutter jump at the perfect timing, but that's basically impossible for someone playing casually. +--- 634709898 +The GBA version was better +--- 634710090 +>>634709898 +How so? +--- 634710407 +>>634710090 +https://www.mariowiki.com/Yoshi%27s_Island:_Super_Mario_Advance_3 +--- 634710608 +>>634709813 +It absolutely is better than 3, 4, and 6 if for no other reason than the fact that it's final stretch isn't padded out with extra bullshit. +You're also really downplaying that the exploration is a huge part of Mega Man X for getting the upgrades, and the cool way that defeating different Mavericks changes other stages. X also has better boss fights and special weapons. +> half of the levels rely on flashy setpieces where you dash through the level on some basically indestructible vehicle +What? At most this applies to Armored Armadillo on the little minecart things but that was the stage gimmick. In the two stages with Ride Armors (Chill Penguin and Sting Chameleon) you use them at the end of the stage for a very short time. +--- 634710713 +>>634710407 +>left wing meme +i ain't readin that bro +--- 634710965 +>>634694294 +Woah, seeing wasn't eye to eye with the right post there. +--- 634711017 +>>634693873 +Dig 2 is a good game, but it only barely makes my top 10 for the genre. +--- 634711313 +>WA WA WA WA WA WA WA +--- 634711704 +>>634692416 +>100%ing it +Being retarded will make you like that. +--- 634712015 +>>634705183 +Don't listen to that anon, everyone loves Yoshi +--- 634712086 +>>634692475 +This +--- 634712094 +>>634711704 +>Blaming the player for bad game design +why +--- 634712195 +>>634692475 +The reason I came here. +--- 634713293 +>>634692061 (OP) +wow +such controversy +much brave +--- 634713675 +Yeah, of course it did. Yoshi's Island was and still is great, there's a reason why Mario Kart 8 Deluxe got the track based on kt +--- 634713754 +>>634713675 +Is it because they already had 50 other tracks and were running out of ideas? +--- 634713892 +28 years later, still the best platformer i've ever played +--- 634713979 +>>634713754 + it's honestly because Tour needed more tracks for its sake +--- 634714010 +>half the people ITT had issues with the collectables and 100% +How? The game is challenging, but it also goes out of it's way to throw you a bone at any moment. +>finding Red coins +Red coins have a different shade than regular coins, so it's easy to tell them apart, and for cases where normal coins also have this shade... come on, anon, it literally takes you zero effort to just grab a coin (or throw an egg at it) and figure out if it's a red coin or not. Enemies with Red coins running away? Just respawn them, in fact you can dupe red coins with some good spawn manipulation. +>Flowers +Sucks that some are locked behind question clouds, but for the most part they are easy to find, and if you're just out of reach, throw an egg. +>Stars +The most difficult aspect of the game but... +Short on stars? get a star item and you're good +Still short on stars? Checkpoints give you 10 free stars +Still short on stars and no checkpoints around? Red eggs give you two free stars every time it hits an enemy +Cant get Red eggs? throw an egg upwards above a ceiling and tongue them to cancel their shot +Even still short on stars? At this point straight up git gud +>Lost stars in the middle of a bossfight +Just kill yourself, you'll respawn with your star count intact (and lives are free for the most part). +You guys complaining about the collectables sounds more like a skill issue rather than a compelling criticism. I personally had no issues outside of some very specific exceptions. +--- 634714012 +I remember replaying the boss stages a lot more compared to the other levels +--- 634714057 +>>634708502 +no, they were used just the right amount +--- 634714247 +>>634714010 +/v/ is full of casuals, news at 11 +--- 634714271 +>>634692061 (OP) +Takashi Tezuka's last game and an incredible swan song for the 2d platforming genre. +>>634702085 +>advanced +lol. Do you also like Alex The Kidd? +--- 634714301 +>>634692061 (OP) +absolutely hated 100%'ing this +had a blast running through the levels though diff --git a/v/634693826.txt b/v/634693826.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6ea7153e7b9f5b4557be57ad56966ceed69452eb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634693826.txt @@ -0,0 +1,287 @@ +----- +--- 634693826 +I thought this was supposed to be a faithful remake...? + +What's with the ethnic soldiers? +--- 634694234 +>he isn't happy that he gets to see minorities die. +Faggot. +--- 634694240 +>>634693826 (OP) +Blue Moon should be wearing winter clothing or someth- are those rifles EXACTLY THE SAME? mmmMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRR +--- 634694296 +What's with all these secondaries complaining? +--- 634694317 +Someone post vomiting elf +--- 634694390 +>>634693826 (OP) +More importantly, didn't the different factions' units have differences in appearance besides colors? +--- 634694403 +>>634694240 +Those are both orange star infantry +--- 634694421 +I'm not complaining. +--- 634694424 +>>634693826 (OP) +I still don’t understand who Nintendo chose WayForward to work on it. +--- 634694442 +>>634693826 (OP) +lmao looks like a modern Pokemon game +--- 634694467 +>>634694296 +The NES was woke. +--- 634694502 +>paying $70 for a GBA rom +--- 634694596 +>>634693826 (OP) +>Operation human shield! Remember, protect our tanks and planes too! +--- 634694630 +>>634693826 (OP) +>AHHHH BLACK PEOPLE +--- 634694667 +>>634694630 +this was my first reaction too +--- 634694676 +>>634693826 (OP) +Does every faction get negroes or only the notUSA? +If it's the latter that's ok, but vidya portraying every single setting as modern day Muttistan equivalent is just tiresome. +--- 634694704 +>>634693826 (OP) +mindbroken snoy +--- 634694725 +>>634693826 (OP) +Fucking Christ you people will whine about fucking anything huh? +--- 634697128 +>>634694424 +>They made that Shantae right? So they won't make Sami ugly? Well fine then, not like we can get anyone in japan to do it +--- 634697582 +Shantae CO when +River City Girls COs when +--- 634697869 +>>634693826 (OP) +what the fuck is this lmao + +Holy fuck let's see the tendies pay out for this trash +--- 634698041 +>>634693826 (OP) +Was on the fence but ya naaa no niggers +--- 634698264 +>>634694676 +Every faction gets them. +--- 634698334 +Are you telling me that people of all skin tones are not allowed to die for their anime child commanders in the pointless efforts of war? + +What the fuck is wrong with you? +--- 634698341 +>>634694676 +That's hilarious. Also they are only 10% of the US or something. Even IF that team was the US, there should be 1 negro max there, if even that. Right now it looks like the US is 40% negro. That's your future lmao. +--- 634698390 +>>634694676 +>The army that's a Japanese parody is using niggers +--- 634698751 +>>634693826 (OP) +in aw2 the portrait of the yellow comet soldier was obviously asian +--- 634698961 +>>634698751 +That's GOLDEN Comet you racist pig! +--- 634699112 +Who cares, Lash is cute +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgCq1GfsK0g [Embed] +--- 634699706 +>>634699112 +>that futuristic battleship +Not sure how I feel about this +--- 634699848 +>circles instead of stars +what the fug +--- 634699889 +>>634699706 +I think this is one of the more soulful additions. I always envisioned black hole army to be hyper-technology based. +--- 634699930 +>>634693826 (OP) +This is peak soulless holy shit +Anyone who buys this instead of just emulating the originals is genuinely retarded +--- 634699931 +>>634699848 +Stars are rascist. +--- 634699950 +>>634698334 +/pol/rot +--- 634700035 +>>634694234 +>all countries have Diverse™ demographics +At least make the countries all the countries ethanostates like how they effectively were in ww2 +--- 634700054 +>>634698334 +Niggers stink and are not human +--- 634700103 +>on one hand I get to kill pocs now +>on the other hand I have to use pocs to do it +>on the third hand I don't have to worry about my own casualities +It's a win in my book +--- 634700142 +>>634699930 +It looks too childish. + +The original was much darker. Yes, the factions have different colors, but they were never supposed to be toy soldiers or something. +--- 634700346 +>>634700142 +STEP BY STEP +HEART TO HEART +--- 634700376 +>>634699706 +That works for Black Hole, all of their non-generic sprites looked a lot more futuristic compared to the other factions. +--- 634700385 +>>634700142 +I legitimately can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Those look like cute little characters and they literally fly off the screen in a comical fashion +--- 634700413 +peak soulless. its impressive how sterile it looks +--- 634700421 +Why does this look like some GBA game from 2005? +--- 634700450 +>>634693826 (OP) +Nigger soldiers, you mean +--- 634700620 +>>634699848 +Disgusting +--- 634700787 +>>634693826 (OP) +I like the look of the game on the map screen, but the models during the battle sequences could be better. Pretty good job on the 2D art and special attack cut-ins though. +--- 634703659 +>>634699706 +>>634699848 +Shouldn't Lash be like... you know... younger? +Or do I remember wrong? +--- 634703745 +>>634703659 +She's always been kind of older than she looks +--- 634703924 +>>634693826 (OP) +>>634694234 +im brown and im glad to see myself represented in this game +i dont see whats the big deal about including all colors instead of just white +--- 634703993 +>>634694421 +yeah, if you imagine the soldier in the bottom image is black, it actually makes the change look pretty racist, so maybe this is kinda based +--- 634704003 +>>634693826 (OP) +why do all nintendo 3d games look terrible except for like mario and zelda? +--- 634704029 +>>634704003 +Zelda hasn't looked good since WW +--- 634704064 +>>634699112 +Lash is the only CO I actually like in the new style, especially her facial expressions, which suit her character perfectly. I'm glad they left the in-battle facial expressions in so we finally get to see some for the AW2 COs. +--- 634704098 +>>634698264 +>ww2 subguns vs kraut space magic +--- 634704240 +>>634704029 +you can disagree about aesthetic choices but from like a production point of view or graphical fidelity, recent mario and zelda games look far above the standard that pokemon and this game is getting among many others +--- 634704293 +>>634703745 +>Brittany Venti +would +--- 634707062 +Any chance this game has alternate costumes like in Dual Strike? I want my cute space buns Lash gf +--- 634708393 +>>634699112 +>Sounds like a bored 20something instead of an unhinged teenager +>Taking away Super Power music, just playing a sped up version of the character theme +It's SHIT, Luigi. It's fucking SHIT. +--- 634708516 +>hasn't leaked even just one day before release +>no online features +>shitty artstyle +DoA +--- 634709058 +Thanks, I hate it. Wasn't going to buy it anyway. +--- 634709173 +>>634699112 +>>634708393 +On the other hand it's cool how the music changes when you go to the combat screen. +--- 634709231 +>>634694234 +People who aren't exactly like me shouldn't exist. Me is good because me is me. Not me is bad because not me is not me. Not me is threat to me. Me must eliminate all threats. Me must make everything be me. When there is only me, me will be safe forever. Meeeeeeeeee. +--- 634709316 +>>634708516 +there's online with friends +--- 634709376 +>>634709231 +i unironically feel the opposite of this. every time i see someone doing something i don't do, i assume it must mean there's something horribly wrong with me and i should kill myself. +--- 634709426 +>>634700385 +The old one has a "war for 10 year olds" aesthetic, while the new one has a "war for 2 year olds" aesthetic. the old one is unquestionably "darker" even if it is still childish. +--- 634709548 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3EsbCmfp2k [Embed] explains the "artstyle" problem much better than any of you immature fags +--- 634709623 +>>634694234 +>>634694296 +How OP supposed to attract people to start talking about the game? +--- 634709689 +>>634694234 +>no see wonder egg is actually based for it's portrayal of trannies +fuck off +--- 634709793 +>>634709376 +That's because you're not meeeeeeeeee. You should be meeeeeeeeee. Why aren't you being meeeeeeeeee. +--- 634709909 +Why did they do this? Before you couldn't even say that the soldiers were white. They could have been Asian. They could have been latinx. Race just wasn't important. +This is enough for me to never buy this game and fuck all you freaks defending this unnecessary bullshit +--- 634711763 +>>634699112 +Why isn't it fully voice-acted? +--- 634712867 +>>634711763 +>asking for video games to put effort in +Look, it's sadly not the 90s/00s anymore anon, companies don't care as long as it sells enough. +--- 634712917 +>>634699112 +How much are they paying you WayForward shill? This game is going to flop and there's nothing you can do about it. + +The graphics are fucking amateur as shit. +The portraits look like cheap Live2D hentai. + +You failed. +--- 634713051 +Amazon hasn't shipped. I guess they didn't even get copies. +--- 634713351 +>>634709689 +videogame???? +--- 634713451 +>advance wars: playmobil edition +lmao, doa +--- 634713571 +Nintendo has jumped the shark since like 2020. Completely undefendable. I will just keep emulating the GBA games before I even pirate this soulless trash on my switch. +--- 634713604 +game looks so soulless I dunno how anybody can stomach this artstyle +--- 634713936 +>>634713571 +Worst is, you will play for like an hour and then never touch it again because you will quickly realize there isn't much to it compared to the old games. +--- 634714028 +>>634713936 +>Super Famicomfag is at it again +--- 634714037 +>>634700421 +Because it is a remake of GBA games, with the intention of having a faithful artstyle. +--- 634714354 +>>634714028 +>Super Famicomfag +I've never played Super Famicom Wars, what are you on about anon? I'm just saying that he won't play it much because he clearly doesn't like the remake already and will prefer going back the original GBA games. That's always what people do when hacking a game they don't care as much about, it tends to just stay there because you didn't pay for it so there is no incentive to really force yourself in playing it. Not everything is about you or some conspiracy, you know. +--- 634714598 +>voice acting for some reason +>le quirky reddit animations for CO powers you see once and then turn off forever +>all non BH factions look the same +>shit battle map readability compared to the originals +>map making imited to small sizes only (why the fuck?) +>can only download maps from your friends +>multiplayer limited to 1v1 +>sixty (60) dollars +>shazamsip.jpeg + +I'm actually very impressed, it mustn't have been easy to have a professional studio backed up by Nintendo's experience and money somehow make a product that's somehow being outclassed by a FREE, TWO DECADES OLD, BROWSER GAME MADE BY A COLLEGE STUDENT. +--- 634715010 +>>634714598 +It look so fucking bad but at least they got the OST right + +https://youtu.be/1UccMJwjJHc?t=909 [Embed] diff --git a/v/634695549.txt b/v/634695549.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e157e2a0382bd9dee0098e40dbe5a2c3505322dd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634695549.txt @@ -0,0 +1,321 @@ +----- +--- 634695549 +How would you define the word "soul" when talking about video games? Can it be an objective value, or is it inherently subjective and up to one's preferences? +--- 634695775 +>>634695549 (OP) +The definition is on page 10 +--- 634695905 +soul is the use of experimental techniques to produce state of the art work for an era. i think it's objectively a good metric to consider when discussing older titles, games made with highly limited hardware constraints. a lot of soulful works inform a lot of modern design to this day. +--- 634696198 +>>634695549 (OP) +I want to know how people feel about this wall in the centre of Hyrule field. We all know its there and we have all had a relationship with it. Do you wonder why its there? do you climb on top of it every now and then? +--- 634696295 +soul means the games when your taste was shit and you were 12 +--- 634696380 +>>634695549 (OP) +>How would you define the word "soul" when talking about video games? +Its a game i like. +Simple as, anon. Everything else is irrelevant. If i don't like a game, i'll just call it soulless. +--- 634696698 +>>634695549 (OP) +Unfortunately, no one can be told what soul is. You have to see it for yourself. +--- 634698384 +>>634695549 (OP) +>Our game's artstyle was created after meticulous research and data analysis to create the most current-gen and target demographic appropriate user experience +Soulless +>I made the game look like this because uhhh I think it looks cool +Soul +--- 634698770 +Soul is limitation. As hardware improves and graphics approach realism, games become boring as shit. Games had soul back when they had to sacrifice something in order to get something else working. The composer had to work within the confines of some shitty sound chip, the art director had to work with a fixed number of layers, limited color palettes, and maximum number of sprites that could be displayed on screen. The result: something unique. It wasn't always perfect, it wasn't even always good, but it was unique. That is soul: the inimitable essence of the game. +--- 634698841 +>>634698384 +So, where would the type of games that are deliberately designed in order to appeal to nostalgia like Earthbound-inspired games or PS1 graphics? Would this be considered insincere and chasing trends (albeit to a smaller extent compared to AAA games) +--- 634698851 +>>634695549 (OP) +An intangible quality that gives the impression the game was a passion project as opposed to a corporate mandated product. +--- 634698965 +>>634698841 +If it was made because the creator is nostalgic for those things, it has soul. If it was made to purposely elicit those feelings in the audience, it doesn't. +--- 634698969 +>>634698841 +It's in the middle. +--- 634699068 +>>634698770 +jewish media and people who parrot jewish talking points are niggers. Fuck off retard. Games use to be good because the people making them played and liked games, now its all corporate kikes trying to wring money out of the medium. +--- 634699181 +>>634695549 (OP) +Soul is defined by what I played as a kid +if I have nostalgia for it, it is soul +if I don't, it is soulless +--- 634700126 +>>634695905 +Honestly a pretty good answer. +--- 634700316 +>>634698770 +>>634699068 +Its both of these you idiot +--- 634700552 +>>634695549 (OP) +Objects can contain fragments of the souls of those who create thrm or work with them on a regular basis. A furniture maker will have a favorite saw or plane that always seems to "work best" precisely because they've imprinted upon it. Soul is the absence of sterility, of mass-produced market-tested corporate [product]. It's passion and care and skill and cleverness. +--- 634700570 +>>634695549 (OP) +engaging atmosphere and cohesive visual/gameplay/design identity +--- 634700665 +>>634695549 (OP) +It's probably very similar to music, more than you think. There's artists who do it for the love, and make some really awesome pieces that aren't super technical but have a lot of character and make something that's basically everlasting and unique to them. Then you have what we're dealing with right now in the industry: clones. There's 37 different rappers that basically have the same flow, beats made by the same 4 people, the output is the same. Pop is scripted dogshit to generate money with sex appeal and radio trash that anyone can pick up. Metal's in a state where there aren't many new good acts because they're still up and coming from local scenes or you just listen to the same 10 old bands touring playing the same shit over and over. +It all almost 100% can be said for vidya circumstances. + +There are still good things, but it becomes glaringly obvious when something was made just for the sake of a buck vs "I'm knowledgeable about design and I'm in a position to create this really cool thing I want to do so I'm going to do it." +--- 634700842 +>>634695549 (OP) +to do more than what is expected and be absolutely shameless about it +--- 634701102 +>>634695549 (OP) +Anything that I like. If it's not that, it can't have soul. +--- 634701742 +>>634695549 (OP) +To me, it's when the creator puts what they want despite the consumers saying otherwise. So soul doesn't necessary mean good. +--- 634702069 +Soul = thing I like +Soulless = thing I don't like +Anyone trying to justify this retarded terminology using some random buzzwords is a nigger trying to appear smarter than he is. +--- 634702920 +>>634695549 (OP) +Soul is honestly quite frustrating to try and describe. It is on the same level as "fun" and can't be really set in stone. I don't think I should need to give any examples, but will anyway so people are on the same page. +I find JRPGs fun, especially games like DQ XI, but I know people who cannot have any fun with them and instead find them boring or lame. I don't myself find games like Factorio fun, but have a friend who is really into it and enjoys it greatly on how to build efficient systems and experiment with efficiency. +Still, there are games that quite many people find fun and can *somewhat* universally agree that are fun. Stuff like Super Mario 64 or Tetris. Funnily(heh) enough those two are also very highly rated games in themselves. +So soul pretty much falls in the same category, tho isn't as popular of a term to use. Mainly because the concept is harder to define itself. +Like the great prophet of our time Yui put it: +>"Fun things are fun" +When it comes to soul, you can't really use it as a blanket term and it ends up becoming either very individual or grasping at some kind of abstract concept. +However, I myself have come up with a kind of description that works partly for myself. And that is the evolving industry and what direction it keeps taking and moving towards, be it chasing realistic graphics, adding monetary systems, turning the game into a live service product, throwing a net as wide as possible more for as a marketing tactic, pandering to the lowest common denominator, trying to be artful for art's sake etc. That is seem very soulless, but even using that as a negative description is hard and flawed. +Some Anons have pointed good points as well, using unique techniques or and stuff for their time, or using the Hitchcock quote. I could also add "games put lots of attention to detail". +However I think even that is a flawed or lacking definition +--- 634702974 +>>634702920 +-------- + +MGS series has been chasing realistic artstyle, but also put lots of attention to detail and pushed the artform and technology in vidya. Something like MGS2 for example, and my personal favorite MGS3 because I'm such an unique snowflake. +OoT hits all three of those + my own definition and is considered quite "soulful"(At least here and in general vidya discussion). However, quite many newer players don't maybe find it soulful, so it is hard to really argue it. But then there are newer players that also find it very soulful but in that case it is hard to see if it is the typical "I was born in the wrong generation fuck Justin Bieber and dubstep"-tier comments you could find a lot back in the day. +Anyway, a game like TLOU chases realistic graphics, but has lots of attention to detail and pushes technology forward a lot, however it isn't seen very soulful by many, sometimes even by the players who like said game. So what is the difference? +Well I put it in my definition that trying to be art for art's sake but what I didn't say, which could fit very well, is being ashamed to be a videogame. I think moviegames for that reason is seen quite soulless by many. + +You see quite many old PS1-PS2 fans not like current Sony at all for example. When you had FUN GAMES like Ape Escape or og Crash/Spyro trilogy, it is hard to really see TLOU or nu-GoW games that are trying to imitate movie genre as that soulful or fun. Yeah you can say "Graphics, VA and writing(lmao TLOU 2) are good" but when it comes to them being games it isn't much fun or feel very *soulful* when you know it is made to try and *pander* to critics and people who are ashamed for vidya being vidya. I guess that is what really is the difference between Sony moviegames and MGS for example. Latter embraces vidya as medium while former tries their best to be cinematic than videogames. +But that is also a good segue for a company everyone loves these days: Blizzard. +--- 634703029 +>>634702974 +Saying original WoW or Diablo 2 were soulful is hard to argue against in all honesty. When you compared the hellhole monetization of current WoW or Diablo since Diablo 3 with it's grindy gameplay, it is pretty clear. +I was never fan of either, I played Diablo 1 as a kid and liked it a lot, but I really can see the appeal of it especially when I listen to the stories people tell me. And the difference between WC3 and Reforged also is pretty clear, I played WC3 a bit as kid and it was fun. +It is something about not only the graphical style, but also the reason for Reforged being a thing that is very worrying. There is also the developers for Reforged that tells enough, cheap studio to make a remake/remaster of a game that was made by a small passionate studio back in the day. I felt pretty much same for Crash N.Sane Trilogy when it came out. +BUT +I liked CTR:NF a lot, even when it is just a remake + more. I think on that case you can see the devs behind it, even when there is the typical current day cheap labor force behind there as well, really cared about it. Even when they changed stuff like blue fire mechanics, it just breathes love for Crash. + +I know this is stupid long post for a /v/ thread, but I find the topic of "soul" in vidya discussion interesting. I didn't think about it as a term or even a thing before growing up and seeing the direction of vidya industry and how it has been changing to be more and more corporate and profit focused. I guess you gotta first grow up and then look back to see why people older than you find games like Super Mario Bros. 3 or Might&Magic series soulful(Btw Heroes 3 is one of the most soulful game there is, this isn't an argument but an objective fact). +--- 634703104 +>>634703029 +It's good to discuss these things and see what people say or honestly think, I might be very very wrong with my arguments but that is okay. This is an anonymous imageboard where we can discuss stuff without too much of a worry and be wrong or stupid without any real consequences. +Pity that quite many choose the latter as their main expression style here because being open and honest with your feeling and points of view is very important and good thing to have on internet these days. + +Anyway, hope to see more discussion. +Take care all. +--- 634703301 +>>634695549 (OP) +I don't think you can clearly define it like you can't define 'beauty' or 'sweetness'. But I think it's something like having character. There are a lot of ways to acquire character, but the easiest way would be to age it. This is because aged things become more unique, and so vintage, relative to the norms of today. It's like the difference between a freshly printed book and a worn out secondhand book. +--- 634703604 +Charisma. +--- 634703791 +>>634703301 +Do you think that's an universal rule and that we'll eventually see games released in the 2020s the same way we see the Ocarinas of Times and the FF7s? When I think of the games that are highly praised for "soul" they tend to earlier 3D. The actual oldest games like Wizardry or even Mario Bros don't really hold the same appreciation, so I wonder if there's more to it than just time. +--- 634704417 +It's the human condition. The reason so many modern products feel soulless is because they have removed all the human elements. When you have so many people working on something, the little idiosyncrasies get cut out by the next guy down the line. + +Your brain picks up on these things. There's a reason I find the PS2 tier textures on the lower floors of the MiA game more awe inspiring than the opening shot of Alyx where you look up at the citadel. Because one feels like it was made by people, and the other feels like it was built by robots and polished to a mirror sheen. I feel joy when I realise the developer has added annoying flying enemies to a climbing segment to amp up feelings of frustration, and I feel disgust when combine soldiers dart back behind cover and avoid pushing me because the game is designed around the assumption the player is a gibbering idiot who will take 5 minutes to reload a mag. One game is well executed and presents an interesting challenge, the other is akin to a paint by numbers book with a couple of cute ideas. + +Ultimately, I think soul is objective, but I think there are plenty of people out there who just don't think about these things to begin with and put everything into 2 categories of "I had fun" or "I didn't have fun". There's nothing wrong with Alyx as a game really, it's just soulless. There's a lot wrong with MiA as a game, but it's packed with soul. +--- 634704889 +>>634704417 +nice post but machines can output soul too, they just have to be good machines +--- 634705074 +>>634700665 +At this point, indies and smaller studios ended up making games I liked for the past decades +I miss Imageepoch. Stella Glow and the 7th Dragon 2020 games were so nice. +--- 634705090 +>>634695905 +but you could classify a lot of modern slop like raytracing as experimental and state-of-the-art. Same with that nvidia hairX or whatever. +--- 634705193 +>>634698384 +I disagree. Some AAA market research games like Titanfall 1 or Destiny 1 still feel very 'soulful' to me despite falling firmly into the first category. Their sequels, however feel soulless. Not to say sequels all lack soul, just thinking of examples of series in the first category worth both soulful and soulless entries. +--- 634705263 +Soul is a codeword for nostalgia, used by people who don't want to admit that what they're really angry about is that they can't be babies forever. +--- 634705286 +>>634704889 +Right now, I don't think that's true. Maybe in the future. Anything you see now made by machines has been curated by humans, at best it's like saying a sea shell you found has soul. +--- 634705308 +>>634704417 +>When you have so many people working on something, the little idiosyncrasies get cut out by the next guy down the line. +This is why many indie games still have so much soul, because they are usually made by a tiny handful of people who work on it as a true passion prroject. +Games like Sword & Sandals are done almost entirely by a single person, so even when he misses the mark with the game, i can still feel his passion and effort when i play it. +--- 634705348 +>>634705263 +this +--- 634705438 +>>634695549 (OP) +Soul is the palpable and unpretentious love the developer had for their work +--- 634705464 +>>634705308 +>play swords and sandals 2 +>dump all points into agil +>jump from one end of the arena to the next +>dump all points into str +>takes a gorillion years to get to the enemy but when i do i 1 tap him with my dagger +fun times +--- 634705732 +>>634705676 +Fuck sake, wrong thread. +--- 634705771 +>>634705263 +I think the funniest kind of person is your modern westoid, someone who refuses to see the degeneration of their media and decides that all the remakes aren't because the creators are creatively bankrupt, it's because the audience just want to see the same things they saw as kids. +--- 634705894 +The difference between bad and good is the big things +The difference between good and great is the little things +The difference between soulless and soulful are the little touches which arise from a game created by individuals and NOT designed by committee +The nature of design is self-evident in a game. You see, committees tend to the mean, because a committee decision relies on consensus. So unless the rare miracle occurs where your committee are all of one mind, committee-led decisionmaking tends to be inoffensive and average, whereas an individual can make extreme choices. +For example: +In RE4 original, the man in the oven. No committee would sit down and decide "we want a jump scare, and we'll make it a man comes running out of an oven on fire, grabs you and dies". Nah, more likely they would say "let's have a jump scare!" and then argue for an hour about whether they should or not, then argue about whether it should be a cutscene or not, then about whether it should be a normal enemy or not, and then probably land on something generic to satisfy everybody. +Committee-led design is the bane of all projects. Empower individuals with the power to make decisions and the responsibility to justify them, and you have rapid, successful, soulful development. You also have well-functioning countries but that's another subject. +--- 634705954 +>>634695549 (OP) +things which i grew up with and adore = soul +things which i dont like and which came out when i was already a jaded adult = soulless +--- 634705983 +>>634695549 (OP) +>How would you define the word "soul" when talking about video games? +Majority of white developers +--- 634706021 +>>634705894 +Unfortunately, the factors of time, money, and effort required to make games growing exponentially puts a wrench in most devs' desire to do that. +--- 634706029 +>>634705263 +But the thing is that some newer games can feel soulful to many. I know that people have many radical opinions about it, and I'm not gonna pretend to go Kermit or such, but Undertale/Deltarune are quite soulful games. One of my friends called even Neon White soulful. And I have heard ER has lots of soul. + +So it isn't only nostalgia, especially when people who haven't played old games as a kid finds some old games soulful or such. I never played Migh&Magic as a kid but when my friend introduced it to me when I was 20 years old, I found it super cool and, indeed, very soulful. My youngest sister found Abe's Oddysee(the original) amazing and soulful indeed. + +>>634705894 +>The difference between soulless and soulful are the little touches which arise from a game created by individuals and NOT designed by committee +This is also a good point. When studio size exceeds 50 people, it becomes almost impossible for individual's ideas to thrive. Exceptions are a thing of course, but smaller team sizes let's team focus on the small touches. +--- 634706173 +>>634705464 +>Play Swords and sandals crusaders redux +>You can now send out the leader of the army into combat +>Go on a rampage against massive armies as a one man alcoholic +>Win +--- 634706329 +>>634705090 +Yeah but thats more of a gimmick. OoT was one of the pioneers of 3D gaming and innovated in ways that left a permanent mark on gaming. Game still holds up to this day and went on to inspire new genres of gaming outright. + +Raytracing and those other gimmicks wont really be remembered or leave much of an impact in the grand scheme, at least not in the current form. + +You also dont necessarily need to reinvent the wheel or be a pioneer of some new technology to have SOVL. You can simply take an old concept and put your own twist on it. I mark sovl more as the attention to detail and passion that goes into a game. If love and care was put into it, doesnt matter what era its from, the SOVL will shine out. +--- 634706365 +>>634695549 (OP) +>How would you define the word "soul" +You can't, usually it boils down to "old good, new bad" which is true +--- 634706401 +Soul is when an artist makes exactly what he feels like making, even if it appeals to nobody else +The more "mass appeal" something is, the more shit it is +--- 634706424 +>>634703791 +I don't think it's universal because there's nothing universal about subjective aesthetic things like this. It's all about the degree of character you have. I think aging something is a way to acquire character, but it doesn't necessarily mean you will have a lot of character. So, it makes sense something like FF7 has more soul than Wizardry 1 since FF7 oozes so much more character such as it's moving story, unique characters, charming retro visual style and soundtrack, etc, but Wizardry 1 definitely has some soul as well. +--- 634706601 +>>634705954 +This is true. + +But it also applies to developers who are also jaded adults. +--- 634706732 +Soul= Anything that shows quality input from developer, going the extra mile to do something nice. Helps ig the whole game has consistent art style that fits the world and gameplay. You can tell that developers of Splintet Cell: Chaos Theory loved the game and working on it, you can tell that developers of new WoW hate it without reading latest news. +--- 634706963 +>>634705894 +It's hard to add a personal touch in huge dev teams, it's true. Don't need internet to tell me which Fire Emblem game had Kaga as the dirrector, or which game Kamiya worked on, or Kojima or Miyazaki, it's obvious when you play them. +--- 634706997 +>>634695549 (OP) +Soul is when game clearly lacks technical polish but compensates it's downsides with clear attention to detail, solid core mechanics and an original idea to make it stand out among others. +If the core mechanics and idea of your game is to make money by wrapping turd gameplay into latest visual graphics bullshit then it's soulless. +If your core idea is to remake a game that does not need a remake then its soulless. +Same with "remasters". +If your core idea is to re-release the same souls/fifa/asscreed/cod/etc but with just enough cosmetic differences to justify full price then its soulless. +Soulful games embrace their limitations and drawbacks and achieve perfrct balance between great ideas and imperfections. That's why most games of the past decade play perfectly with refined mechanics but feel empty and older ones are still remembered fondly and played by thousands. +--- 634707586 +so if soul is technical limitations, how do you explain modern and indie games with soul? +--- 634708780 +>>634695549 (OP) +/v/Origins generally define it as shittiness that they see as a positive quality. If a game has worse graphics than another, the former has soul. Every. Time. +--- 634709156 +Soul, in any medium, does in some way, acknowledge the inherent nature suffering has on the human existence. This can be expressed in an unlimited number of ways, all the way from showcasing suffering to relieving suffering, but that feeling has to be there. + +Soulless tries to pretend suffer doesn't exist and their products are primarily different in that they are there to hide suffering. +--- 634711245 +>>634695549 (OP) +Oversaturation = soul. Oversatured greens and reds in particular are soul. +--- 634711356 +>>634711245 +NPC take. The original is unmistakably Banjo, the other two could be any game. +--- 634711405 +>>634711356 +Go lower the saturation of games from the 90s. They'll all become SOULLESS to you. +--- 634711546 +Dopamine +Endorphin +Phenethylamine ++ +Age up to 16-17 years +--- 634711549 +>>634695549 (OP) +Soul = Effort. + +That is literally what it means. +Asset flip? No soul. +Plagiarism? No soul. +The story is by the numbers? No soul. + +It literally just means "Effort". +"Old games had soul put into them" = "Old games had effort put into them". + +Ignore all other responses, mine is correct. +--- 634711552 +>>634695549 (OP) +The Soul that can be told is not the eternal Soul. +The name that can be named is not the eternal name. +The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth. +The named is the mother of ten thousand things. +Ever desireless, one can see the mystery. +Ever desiring, one can see the manifestations. +These two spring from the same source but differ in name; +this appears as darkness. +Darkness within darkness. +The gate to all mystery. +--- 634711676 +>>634711549 +There are a lot of games that had a ton of effort put into them but they're still called soulless here. +--- 634711757 +>>634711676 +Name 10. +--- 634712452 +>>634695549 (OP) +'Soul' is something which can't be defined and there is no point trying. +--- 634712761 +>>634711676 +If 100 artists put their blood sweat and tears in a game's development but the art direction is derivative and the plot is too generic people will still call it soulless because some key aspects of it lack soul (no effort was put into them) +--- 634712968 +>>634711405 +it feels like im looking at a photo of an old friend +--- 634713158 +>>634695549 (OP) +Was your work derived from passions rather than monetary gain? Are you shackled by suits and investors and MUST insert shit you hate to suck their cocks? Are you pushing the technology's limits while also keeping requirements down? Are you trying to push for something new or innovative rather than regurgitate safe, cookie cutter shit already in available in some other form on the market? Your game has soul. Example: Lifeline, a 2nd person horror survival game. +--- 634715017 +>>634695549 (OP) +Soul is when a game doesn't compromise it's vision for the sake of mass appeal. +--- 634715180 +>>634711356 +WIthout the monkey I could easily mistake it for any N64 game. +--- 634715442 +As an alchemist, it is actually very simple, objective, measurable, and definable. diff --git a/v/634696019.txt b/v/634696019.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d6a627e7fa8af2a57b6fd95ce4923f8e393e67ee --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634696019.txt @@ -0,0 +1,334 @@ +----- +--- 634696019 +Thoughts on food as healing in games? +--- 634696273 +It's cool +--- 634696456 +>Why yes, I do enjoy gulping down hearty salmon meuniere in the middle of pitched battle, why do you ask? +--- 634696498 +>>634696019 (OP) +Why is that elf wearing Mordred's outfit? +--- 634696569 +>>634696019 (OP) +Its cool. +--- 634696759 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGymfKWXt0 [Embed] +--- 634696907 +>>634696569 +heh +--- 634697097 +>>634696019 (OP) +Post the rest, coward +--- 634697136 +>>634696997 +no wonder he's so big and strong! +--- 634697389 +>>634696019 (OP) +Kino. +--- 634697414 +Remember, all coomers are porn addicts, just the same as trannies. All fields +--- 634697658 +>>634697414 +--- 634697835 +> Bigass hamburger restores your whole lifebar +--- 634697930 +>>634697097 +As you wish. +--- 634697948 +>>634697835 +>Bigass trashburger +--- 634698150 +>>634696019 (OP) +>>634697930 +>>634697996 +>>634698084 +Mental Illness +--- 634698272 +>>634696019 (OP) +I like it when enemies are food or drop health when defeated in special ways like Doom 2016. It can make combat very fluent. +--- 634698526 +>>634698272 +>I like it when enemies are food +Name one game. +--- 634698552 +>>634697930 +but anon +this not vidya game +--- 634698781 +>>634698552 +--- 634698945 +>>634698526 +Kirby +--- 634699110 +>>634698945 +They're not food though +--- 634699274 +>>634696019 (OP) +It's cool. + +>>634696997 +SHO IS GOOD! + +>>634698526 +Prototype. +--- 634699452 +>>634696019 (OP) +Always good +--- 634699549 +>>634699452 +--- 634699598 +I guess today is thursday... +--- 634699660 +>>634696019 (OP) +>WOAH, BIG! +--- 634699674 +>>634699598 +It is. +--- 634699748 +>>634699660 +--- 634699890 +>>634698526 +Ultimate Spider-Man when you play as Venom. +--- 634699919 +>>634699748 +--- 634700005 +>>634699598 +>offtopic thead on thursday +perhap mod should remove as is not vidya yes +--- 634700038 +>>634699674 +--- 634700051 +>>634698526 +Tribal hunter +--- 634700139 +>>634700038 +--- 634700403 +>>634700038 +--- 634700540 +>>634699919 +--- 634700576 +>>634700403 +--- 634700709 +>>634700576 +--- 634700731 +>>634700403 +--- 634701042 +>>634700731 +--- 634701217 +>>634701039 +--- 634701246 +>>634701217 +--- 634701398 +>>634698084 +>>634697996 +>>634697930 +>>634696019 (OP) +>Golden eyes +I'm not shocked it's a current wow player who commissions fatty inflation porn. +--- 634701482 +>>634701398 +They're not green anymore? +--- 634701606 +>>634701482 +Technically they've been fixed since TBC but blizzard is so monumentally lazy the option to actually have golden eyes only came in bfa or shadowlands. +--- 634701658 +>Game has cooking +--- 634702194 +dammit i just fapped +gonna have to come back later +--- 634702479 +>>634701042 +--- 634702570 +>>634702479 +--- 634705425 +came buckets +--- 634705585 +>>634698084 +fatter +--- 634705815 +>>634701701 +>>634701972 +>>634702036 +>>634702431 +>>634702479 +>>634702570 +>>634702730 +>>634702821 +>>634703071 +>>634703237 +>>634703643 +>>634703969 +>>634704028 +>>634704084 +>>634704129 +>>634704239 +>>634704295 +>>634704386 +>>634704392 +>>634704463 +>>634704525 +>>634704743 +>>634704794 +>>634705476 +>>634705543 +>>634705585 +Who did she eat? +--- 634705848 +More than half of these girls are still mobile +--- 634706023 +>>634701658 +fatter +--- 634706083 +>>634700051 +what about one that's not furshit and has a female protag? Something I can beat my dick off to +--- 634706795 +Is that faggot hall monitor here? +--- 634707413 +It's criminal how little art there is from hades +--- 634708924 +Is there any good Moeka Kiryu wg art? i'm still digging around trying to find some +--- 634709093 +>>634708924 +Sounds gay +--- 634709225 +>>634696019 (OP) +The only game I can remember where eating actually made you fat is Fable. Are there any other games with this mechanic? +--- 634709425 +>>634709225 +The sims and GTA are the only ones that comes to mind. +--- 634710158 +>Feet fags won +>Fat fags won +>Granny fuckers won + +How did we let directors and devs start appealing to these people normal bros? +--- 634710270 +>>634710158 +cope wojaktranny +--- 634710295 +>>634710158 +Take a shot in the dark and guess who runs most of your entertainment media, it ain't gonna get any better for you normalbro +--- 634710592 +>>634710270 +>>634710295 +How does appealing to people into fatasses and people into old farts help any sector of society? +--- 634710671 +Fat fags deserve the gas chamber +--- 634710680 +>>634710592 +It doesn't, but that doesn't matter if fatfags and footfags are the one's making media +--- 634710725 +>>634710592 +Video games are products. They're not meant to improve, but to rot society +--- 634710814 +>>634698526 +Eat The Dungeon +--- 634710845 +>>634710814 +--- 634710905 +>>634710680 +Foot and fat stuff has existed in movies and sometimes video games for a decent bit but got way more popular recently. + +Who the fuck let old lady loves make shows and games? Basically every show and game has old farts now. Even worse is some games and movies even have young guys with old hags now. + +It’s all so gross. +--- 634710960 +>>634696019 (OP) +>starts off with a reasonable, attractive amount of dough +>morphs into a horrific blob monster, a terrible all consuming void +I hate it. +--- 634711013 +>>634710905 +How fucking old are you? Why do you keep using the phrase old farts? +--- 634711084 +>>634710905 +Because no matter what fetish they have they will inject it into everything, then the kids who watched that media will have the fetish. It snowballed recently due to the internet and it's being reflected in the explosion of fetishes in games. +--- 634711098 +>>634711013 +18 and because it perfectly describes the type of women these people are into +--- 634711121 +>>634710158 +>appeal to a typical crowd offering them typical pretty women +>they barely notice as they have endless choice already +>offer up niche content +>fanatics gather, spreading the world among their own wierd communities ensuring you reach a high % of that niche contents potential audience +>feeling specifically catered to they also whale at a higher rate then the general audience +--- 634711280 +>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB +--- 634711292 +Simple chub like OP and some of the smaller images in this thread is ideal, but the idea of weight gain itself is so hot that I've been pushed to sizes I don't find hot on their own as end points for sequences. +--- 634711459 +>>634711292 +I'll post some less blobby ones. +--- 634711497 +Is this the thread? +--- 634711558 +>>634711292 +>those brief windows where online ai chat bots lets you do anything +Normally I just like stuff with a regular fatty who lacks confidence but when it became interactive and I could tailor how she reacts and feels about everything as it happens? Christ, I did some unspeakable things. +--- 634711581 +>>634711497 +What the fuck do you think? +--- 634711818 +Fine so long as there's 1 type of food in your inventory and not 50 types. +--- 634712389 +>>634712204 +Look at this nerd. +--- 634712519 +>>634701398 +please don't conflate based architectural weigh gain with cringe air inflation +--- 634712556 +>>634712469 +--- 634712660 +>>634710960 +This. Way too common. +--- 634712747 +>>634712556 +--- 634712984 +>>634712660 +Short of just reporting it what could we do? +--- 634713143 +>>634712747 +--- 634713191 +>wake up +>browse vee +>already horny +--- 634713318 +>>634712948 +looks deformed but i still would. +--- 634713378 +>>634713143 +--- 634713543 +>>634713383 +--- 634713974 +>>634713543 +--- 634714101 +>>634713974 +--- 634714174 +>>634714101 +--- 634714374 +>>634714174 +--- 634714394 +>>634704129 +Such a shame she's a repulsive goblinoid with an obnoxious personality in the game, I just wanted a cute glutton handler girlfriend +--- 634714452 +>>634714374 +--- 634714532 +>>634714452 +--- 634714642 +>>634696019 (OP) +nice +>>634697930 +ehhh +>>634698084 +and the thread's shit, im out + +i feel like im the only fatfag who only likes a moderate amount of fat instead of TLC-levels of fat. +--- 634714695 +>>634714532 +--- 634715012 +>>634714695 +--- 634715206 +>>634715012 +--- 634715324 +>>634715206 diff --git a/v/634696748.txt b/v/634696748.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..64308aca96cc9bddf12f9c438b46303958ab5aed --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634696748.txt @@ -0,0 +1,294 @@ +----- +--- 634696748 +Is Barotrauma fun? I have never played a game in this genre +--- 634698294 +Anyone... +--- 634698673 +>>634696748 (OP) +Its one of the best co-op experiences you can have, if you have friends. It kinda sucks singleplayer, though since the bots are dumb. +--- 634698723 +>>634698673 +>if you have friends +Fuck +--- 634699131 +>>634698673 +>if you have friends + +Ah well, another time haha. +--- 634699290 +>>634696748 (OP) +I never played any games like it either, people told me it was like Space Station 13 but I never cared to play that +It's a lot of fun though. I was worried there was going to be a lot of mechanical under the hood stuff I wasn't autistic enough for, but its not hard to play at a functional level + +>>634698673 +I'm finishing up my singleplayer playthrough right now +Bots are reliable when it comes to things like repairs, and they're quite good with tracking enemies on the submarine's guns to where its better to have them on most of the time +The part where they fall behind is literally anything outside the submarine - they won't realistically help you mine, gather plants, transfer heavier items out of wrecked ships and such. You're also crafting and deconstructing everything, so there's a lot of busywork that you have to do that they won't help you with at all +Also they current bug where they just wont replenish their O2 tanks and will pass out next to seven full ones, which is infuriating + +The game's completely playable in singleplayer, it just shifts from "funny friend shenanigans" to submarine commander simulator. Both are fun in their own rights but the former is preferred if you can find friends to stick with you for it +--- 634699568 +How many friends at minimum I need to play this at a functional level? How many pipo you need? +--- 634699967 +>>634699568 +The more the merrier obviously, this game shines during a full crisis situation with friends, but I'd say maybe two other people makes for a fun experience +As for the roles, it's probably best to assign yourselves as Captain, Security Officer or Medical Doctor. They have the most immediate and fun things to do (steer the ship, shoot the enemies, rescue your teammates) compared to Electrician and Mechanic who's duties at first might feel like a job (fuel the reactor and fix leaks). One of my friends started as Mechanic and said he didn't like playing underwater plumber doing nothing but sealing leaks the whole voyage. They're all fun to play as you understand them, but those are just my suggestions. +--- 634700303 +>>634699568 +i dont play with more than 6 crewmates (including me), and even then people will be talking over eachother and somebody else will be doing something stupid like poisoning another crew member or murdering station AI when you dock with a station. the game is exceptionally fun and although ive never had any of my preexisting friends from steam join me on baro ive made a plethora of friends that were just randoms joining my campaigns that ended up sticking with me every day for the next 50 hours of the campaign. there are a lot of trannies and faggots and kids but a good number of people are alright and just want to do missions, upgrade their guys with new skills and gear and banter a little bit here and there. +--- 634700505 +>>634699967 +>he didn't like playing underwater plumber doing nothing but sealing leaks the whole voyage +what a retard, did nobody tell him he can help on missions? just for context for OP, this is a highly moddable sandbox game with RNG elements. If you're an unimaginative idiot that sits on the sub the whole time even though half of the missions require you to do EVA you will get bored. +--- 634700607 +>>634700505 +>highly moddable + +Elaborate please. Anything good? +--- 634700660 +>>634698673 +>It kinda sucks singleplayer +waited for 1.0 to finish campaign solo, bots are a bit fucked at the moment +>bots can't change oxygen tanks at random, sometimes they do sometimes they suffocate with 8 tanks in inventory +>bots fix leaks on one by one basis which mean if one room has hull breach they will fix one part of the hull and then run to another side of the ship to fix hull that has slight damage +>if bot has weapon in inventory and enemies are in the sub they automatically fight enemies like you gave them "Fight Intruders" command, fucking annoying when all bots on turrets leave their post to fight one crawler and welders stop fixing shit to fight it too, medics included +>bots have delay on shooting, something around 3 seconds before they shoot, which means you can see shit on sonar but bot will refuse to shoot it even if they have visual contact on the enemy +>bots being stuck in vanilla subs not being able to reach hatches to fix them or man the guns +>bots randomly taking off their suits when outside of the sub, happened to me 3 times in 50h campaign +devs have bunch of fixes ready for this shit, so now I wait for fixes and do newgame+ solo run again +>>634699568 +I played with a friend he was a security officer and I was a medic, it was fun but as other anons said the more people the better it gets, however public servers usually end up being griefed +>>634699967 +>One of my friends started as Mechanic and said he didn't like playing underwater plumber doing nothing but sealing leaks the whole voyage +mechanic is always fun, especially with brawler tree perks +--- 634700726 +>>634696748 (OP) +It's really good, I like playing engineer but it's damn-near unplayable with randoms in multiplayer. You might find one or two people who actually want to play, but in minutes some child or moron will join and just fuck everything up. +--- 634700986 +>>634700505 +>>634700660 +Oh no, I totally agree, Mechanic is awesome doing mining expeditions, beating the shit out of mudraptors, and clambering around in the exosuit, but it's just he never shook that first impression off of him that sealing hulls was all of his job. Compared to the other roles when you first start off, I can imagine how it looks like you got stuck on menial task duty. +--- 634700994 +>>634700607 +there's a lot of good stuff, the best mods add in new creatures, expand upon diseases and the medical system, change submarine wrecks or beacon stations you come across, enhance the danger of operating a nuclear powered submarine thousands of meters underwater (really requires you to have a competent engineer and captain on board because fuel rods can become radioactive and sonar which is controlled by captain's nav terminal can kill anyone around the sub with just a few pulses) and of course all kinds of new weapons, armors and skill trees and upgrades for your crew and sub. the base game keeps getting additions as it is and they take a lot of inspiration from the mods that get made. one of the newest additions to the base game was genetic modification, utilizing the DNA of the sea critters you massacre throughout the game to enhance your own crew, sometimes with side effects like hallucinations and psychosis. not to mention last I checked there were almost 30,000 custom submarines from the community on the workshop, most of them are shit but some are really exceptionally well made from an aesthetic and technical standpoint. +--- 634701094 +>>634696748 (OP) +Vilma is that you? Dipping your toes in some guerrilla marketing eh? +--- 634701313 +>>634700726 +>but in minutes some child or moron will join and just fuck everything up. +there's a really good solution for this and it's called being socially aware and knowing how to read server logs. don't let anyone in who doesn't use a mic or speak your language, and communicate with them to try and understand what they know about the game and what they want to do. almost everyone in this game uses their mic and they WANT to talk with you because teamwork is required to be successful and it makes it that much better when you have rapport and shit starts going seriously wrong. griefers are generally retarded and will act retarded so as to let you know they are unreliable and will do idiotic things that get everybody killed. don't trust people that want to be clowns is a great starting point, much like ss13. +--- 634701463 +>>634700994 +not him but are there anime mods +--- 634701487 +>>634701463 +unfortunately +--- 634701775 +>>634701463 +there are and it's a great predictor that the people running the server are trannies or mentally ill. I'm not trying to be insulting, the people that run these mods usually have deep seeded problems and they're not the kind of people you want to play with. they are usually unreliable as well (go figure) and will abandon a campaign after a day or even an hour or two. +--- 634702063 +>>634701487 +>>634701775 +What anime mods are they running bros? +--- 634702280 +>>634702063 +the trannies and faggots? it's usually shit like: +https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2648774153 +--- 634702441 +>>634702280 +jesus christ this is fucking awful i was thinking it has really good fucking mods like slay the spire where you can turn the entire game into touhou +--- 634702775 +>>634702441 +>really good fucking mods +>turn the entire game into touhou +funny cause you sound right up the alley of these guys. I watch anime but mainstream shit like samurai champloo and cowboy bebop, I guess I just don't understand what the appeal of touhou is for men so I can't empathize with your mentality. +--- 634702915 +Just a reminder that the creator of this game is a /v/irgin who alpha tested the game here on /v/ even before it was called Barotrauma. He made it. +--- 634703197 +>>634702915 +Joonas made SCP Containment breach before Barotrauma. I'm fairly certain he alpha tested that game here as well. Well, that game was never anything other than an alpha test. +--- 634703217 +>>634702915 +the game is definitely the closest thing to "pressure" we have gotten so far +--- 634703821 +Is it actually scary? I absolutely love sea horrors. Is there a large variety and HUGE AS FUCK monsters? +--- 634704276 +>>634703821 +>Is there a large variety and HUGE AS FUCK monsters? +--- 634704425 +>>634703821 +the game isn't scary as much as it makes you panic, things can escalate very quickly. I'll give you an example from the captains pov +>see seemingly harmless blips on the sonar +>tell gunner to check top side to see what's coming +>gunner starts screaming to reverse the submarine +>try to comply but whatever it was ate the initial volley of fire your gunner put out and caused a major hull breach on the top of the sub +>situation starts deteriorating as your sub fills with water, you start sinking rapidly into the abyss, nav terminal warns you that the submarine is approaching crush depth +>mechanic and medic are screaming that creatures have poured in through the hull breach and have already massacred your engineer +>as you try to crash land the submarine on any rockbed you can find, you notice more and more blips of varying sizes, some as big as the submarine itself approaching +>you and your entire crew are dead within the next 2 minutes, eaten by horrible alien creatures +--- 634706063 +>>634704425 +fuck it ill tell another story as captain +>piloting the sub to an abandoned station in an attempt to reclaim civilization from the sea +>accidentally navigate right through a cloud of ballast flora spores while fleeing from swarm of hammerheads +>make it to (relative) safety docked with the abandoned station +>medic has noted a robust growth of ballast flora that has claimed the aft ballast +>nobody on the sub is very knowledgeable with ballast flora except that we need to burn it out to get rid of it or it will completely take over the subs electrical systems to feed itself +>security takes point with a flamethrower, walks past the stalks and branches of flowers blooming, right to where the flora took hold in the ballast pump +>security opens the valve on the flamethrower in an attempt to burn it out +>ballast flora goes defensive, floods the ballast with water to douse the flame and engulfs security in acidic spore clouds that immediately melts the skin off of security and kills him within seconds +>rest of the crew freaks the fuck out, including me as we run to the armory to get every incendiary device we have +>end up taking turns throwing grenades and blasting the edges of the flora growth with flamethrowers while medic heals us from extreme acid burns the flora is pouring out to try and save it's own life +>finally get to the pump and finish the shitty flower off +>move on to clearing the station, everything seems fine +1/2 +--- 634706179 +>>634706063 +2/2 +>all of a sudden the rest of the crew remaining starts puking and hallucinating +>don't think too much of it, medic gives us anti psychosis medication and assumes the vomiting is from physical trauma related to fighting crawlers on abandoned station +>all of a sudden our engineer drops unconscious and starts violently vomiting and convulsing on the ground +>pull everybody back to the sub because something is very wrong, medic starts getting readings on his med scanner that we are all infected with spores +>engineer still unconscious despite medics attempts to treat him +>engineer starts belching large clouds of spores, similar to the ones the ballast flora was spewing +>quarantine engineer while medic finishes researching how to cure the spore disease +>medic treats himself and rest of crew and we breathe a sigh of relief as we go to quarantine to save the engineer +>we walk in just in time to see the engineer vomiting blood and spore clouds large enough to fill the entire room +>engineers skin melts completely away, killing him and exposing a mutated meat flower of a man who is now dead set on murdering us and spreading spores into our bodies +>shoot what used to be the engineer to death, everyone is once again exposed to spores and we all suffer the same fate as the engineer, one by one until the whole crew is dead +probably the closest time the game has been actually horrifying +--- 634706882 +I LOVE BOARDING AXE +I LOVE BOARDING AXE +>3 tiger threshers on board? +AXE WILL DEAL WITH THEM AND ILL HAVE HALF HP TO SPARE OR MORE +>shitty alien puzzle shit with doors? Retarded labyrinthine layout? Annoying vents +THE AXEMEN CARES NOT FOR YOUR XENO TRICKS, DEMOLISH ALL WALLS +>thalamus? +YOU'RE BIG, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A BIG BRAIN +>mudraptor veteran at beacon station? +DECAPITATED IN ONE FELL SWOOP +>enemy submarine? +HHHERE'S JOHHNY! +>a black moloch sinked us temporarily and electicity is out for the guns? +GUESS WHAT NEEDS NO FEEBLE ELECTRONICS AND GUESS WHO HAS A DEATHWISH +--- 634707280 +>>634702915 +I remember telling him here he can hit the streamer goldmine, turns out it was true. +Glorious bastard went ahead with Pressure shitposts as much as possible. +--- 634707579 +>play with friends +>one puts welding fuel into the diving suit and he dies instantly +>the other puts oxygen tank into the welder and it explodes into her face +they made the icons look sorta similar 100% intentionally jej +--- 634708064 +>>634702915 +In credits you can see that they thank /v/ for help with "Pressure" +--- 634708584 +>>634706063 +>>634706179 +Fun story but +Were you playing modded? +Pretty sure you confused the two and +Ballast Flora can't infect people in Vanilla I'm pretty sure, sounds more like you got the Husk infection from fighting infected Crawlers on the station +--- 634709009 +So far feels like the game is frontloaded in difficulty and tapers off at 3rd biome? Unsure, yet to see stuff but me and my crew recently killed a randomly spawned Charybdis without too much issue, albeit it did cost us a nuclear decoy bomb. We haven't lost all crew members and the sub in like last 10_ hours of playing and some of the recent deaths were mostly self-inflicted by negligence/misclicking or stuff like that. Usually we dont lose any people at all. +The first hours definitely felt like the hardest. Now most perils are still threatening but seem entirely manageable. And while we still have 2 biomes ahead of us (just started 4th I believe), we're pretty much loaded on all things possible and have upgraded almost everything. +Also abandoned station/submarine hunting felt pretty scarce of an occurrence, but it might be our captain's choices in missions. +Anyone else feels this? +--- 634709129 +>>634696748 (OP) +I had fun joining random RP lobbies. Depends what you're looking for. If you have a bunch of friends who want to play it then you might want to do co-op if you want a less interrupted experience. It's pretty good, modding also adds value to it. +--- 634709161 +>>634696748 (OP) +>Is Barotrauma fun? +No, also 1.0 was SHIT +--- 634709269 +>>634708584 +of course it was modded, what kind of faggot plays vanilla barotrauma? +--- 634709384 +Love the concept but it veers too close to tedium with all the busywork needed. For something in the same vein but more accessible I prefer PULSAR: Lost Colony. +--- 634709475 +>>634709009 +whats the difficulty percentage where you're at? the great sea can be a nightmare depending on what your sub is like +--- 634709529 +>>634709269 +Neurotrauma? +Saw this funny one that made sonar dangerous for crew +--- 634709652 +>>634709269 +Cool, what mod adds infections like that? +--- 634710007 +>>634709652 +I only have 3 mods that add creatures, it's either: +>barotraumatic creature pack +which requires +>improved husks +or +>europa war +--- 634710138 +thats the same genre as space station 13 right? is ss13 still the best game in the genre? +--- 634710206 +>>634709475 +I think it's either the standard Normal preset or between 100 and 160 percent level difficulty? Unsure +I guess we all act pretty tacticool about things and our captain is quite good at steath/turning off the sonar. Just bit crazy that as an officer I haven't died in 1.5 biomes or so. +>sub +it's pretty much just orca. We played on Orca-1, then wanted some modifications to the layout, redesigned some things, saved it with a price slightly higher to the Orca 2 and waited to buy it legit in the game. Which was actually one of the difficulty spikes early on. +Now after using that talent that allows T3 mods on T2 subs, we pretty much have either max or almost max Hull upgrades and have maxxed reactor and stuff. Gorillion of Physicorium Shells, lots of explosive coilgun ammo too, just from raiding stuff. Lots of resources too because I picked the ebin 25% chance to spawn FREE STUFF for FREE officer talent, love that shit. +Eager to try Ancient Weapon considering I have like 8 ayylmao cells lol. +/blog +--- 634710262 +>>634710007 +>or +Do they conflict or something? I was hoping to start a new campaign with a fuckton huge amounts of creature mods, at least 4. +--- 634710420 +>>634710138 +It's not a very big genre. It probably is provided you can stomach the atrocious UI. Barotrauma feels more like an actual game. +--- 634710540 +>>634709529 +ive actually never tried neurotrauma, im worried about stability because I use other mods that would conflict with it. I replied to the other anon with the mods I have that add creatures, it is one of them. The real sonar mod is good btw, but I've blasted plenty of dumbasses to death that won't put their sonar beacon on or even mention theyre going out, AND they don't grab the suit that is resistant to sonar blasts. It's only frustrating when they have important shit on them because we have to go fishing in the abyss for their corpse. +--- 634710916 +>>634710262 +>or +as in it's not required for barotraumatic, but it could be the one that adds the ballast flora zombie condition. I can't speak for other creature packs but barotraumatic is clean and easy, europa war is not balanced for vanilla so I use the forked rebalanced version, it comes with it's own issues namely the weapons that the human enemies drop have infinite ammo so we just leave them. I won't spoil it all for anybody wanting to try it but it has some really interesting encounters, namely breaching pods that smash through your hull and deploy a squad of human enemies straight into your sub. definitely makes you appreciate a good security. +--- 634711072 +>>634710916 +sick dude, thanks for the tip. +Is dynamicEuropa worth the hassle? Heard it has minor conflict with Barotraumatic that makes you re-enable them in order when you start up the game +--- 634711246 +>>634710206 +campaign difficulties are percentage based on how far to the right you are in the campaign, plus the initial difficulty modifier the server admin selected at the start of the campaign. you can see the percentage whenever you select the next stop on the map. anyway all of my campaigns are done with a small crew (max 5) on a small sub like: +https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2782233361 +and when they difficulty gets to about 80% we are usually hurting for supplies and doing our best to just get the fuck away from the shit trying to kill us because it is just too much of a resource drain to risk, this is with the normal difficulty modifier but also creature mods, so if you're playing vanilla obviously your experience will be different. anyway if the game is too easy for you guys I recommend mods. +--- 634711427 +>>634711072 +dynamic europa seems really cool but I also saw the conflicts with barotraumatic and deemed it not worth the hassle, there are parts of it that have been modulated independently like Pirates Ahoy! and I have them installed, but I'm unwilling to part with barotraumatic so it's a compromise. that's not to say you can't get them to work together, it's just not worth my time to troubleshoot and test. +--- 634711496 +>>634711246 +>>634711427 +Ty anon-chamas, you're based +--- 634711939 +>>634711496 +im just glad more people are enjoying and trying the game, anons on here recommended it to me years ago and it's only gotten better and better with content updates and mods. only thing I can recommend is don't go too crazy on the mods, it's easy to break things with incompatibilities. +--- 634712780 +>>634711939 +nice +did you get LUA for Baro for Real Sonar btw? +--- 634713151 +>>634696748 (OP) +If you're playing it with friends it's a 9/10 experience. +If you're playing it with randos it's a 1/10 experience. +--- 634714634 +>>634703217 +>>634708064 +HA +I always thought it sounded so close to pressure but had no idea it wasn't just a coincidence. +--- 634714875 +>>634701463 +there recently was a guy who made monster girl sprites to replace the crawlers and it mindbroke some russian's overhaul mod to the point that he made it so it bricked your save file and blasted ear rape before his mod got taken down +--- 634714951 +>>634696748 (OP) +No it's trash and boring +--- 634715583 +I'm the only one here that remembers Pressure threads, aren't I diff --git a/v/634697836.txt b/v/634697836.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3e353e3ed10da149c997cd5ee50c9e4670ad5492 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634697836.txt @@ -0,0 +1,246 @@ +----- +--- 634697836 +>there are people spending hundreds of dollars on gems to have a chance of getting a jpeg of a girl + +Do they not realize they could just pay a real girl money and have actual sex? +--- 634697854 +>3DPD +--- 634697893 +Prostitution is illegal in America. +--- 634698027 +>>634697836 (OP) +look at this scrub. You can jerk off to jpgs for free +--- 634698169 +>>634697854 +Fpbp +--- 634698172 +>>634697893 +Move to a free country then +--- 634698292 +>>634697836 (OP) +>just look at porn, incel +>just find a woman, incel +>just get a girlfriend, incel +The dealer doesn't want their merchandise devalued. Transparent, shameless whores. +--- 634698383 +>>634698169 +>>634697854 +Sex feels good. You should give it a try some time +--- 634698446 +>>634698383 +Sex is for fags +--- 634698448 +>>634698292 +>Girlboss Peach is now beloved by gamergate + She won +--- 634698504 +>>634698383 +Fapping also feels good, and I don't have to put up with a bitchy roastie and her shit to do it. +--- 634698518 +>>634697836 (OP) +I'd get more enjoyment out of the jpeg +--- 634698551 +>>634697836 (OP) +>jpeg +Genshin has animated 3D models +--- 634698612 +>>634698504 +How do you know? You never tried it +--- 634698684 +>>634698448 +based and peach pilled +--- 634698709 +>>634697836 (OP) +>another le 'gacha is bad' thread +Do something else more productive than dictating what other people buy. What are you? The fucking alphabet boys who is monitoring my every purchase? +--- 634698749 +>>634698612 +I can assure you that I have fapped many times before, Anon. +--- 634699005 +>>634698448 +>girlboss peach +>zhir didn't watch the movie +--- 634699124 +>>634697836 (OP) +>Having to deal with the shit you have to deal with with a real girl +Sounds incredibly gay, anon. +--- 634699193 +>>634699005 +Things she does +>be agressive +>beliztle Mario +>do physical activities better than others +>make all the plans +>act like a smug cunt + +Things he doesn’t do +>bake cakes +>act nice +>do anything feminine +--- 634699287 +>>634697836 (OP) +I recently played this (in early 2022) for 50 hours and never paid and did all the current content. +People that pay want things faster or things they can tell other console-tier gamers about "LOOK AT THIS RARE THING I HAVE YOU DON'T" +--- 634699326 +I spend both on Genshin and cosplays for my gf so I can fuck Sucrose, Mona or Fischl irl. Just earn more money. Also it's so easy to earn shitton of money these days, so who cares about few hundreds on vidya. +--- 634699349 +>>634698448 +The mario movie IS "woke". WTF is that retard pretending. The whole list of complaints is how it was "woke". +--- 634699449 +>>634697836 (OP) +>girl +--- 634699661 +>>634698448 +Schrödinger’s woke film paradox. It is both woke and anti-woke until the box office numbers are in. +--- 634699853 +>>634699326 +giwtwm (the left) +--- 634700189 +>>634699326 +>Also it's so easy to earn shitton of money these days +oh yeah? how? you gonna respond with somethine like "Just don't be poor lmao" +--- 634700264 +>>634697836 (OP) +Why don't they just download the jpeg from the internet? This is like some NFT level of nonsense. +--- 634700574 +>>634697836 (OP) +Some of us do both +--- 634700615 +>>634700189 +Sell blowjobs to rich people +--- 634700739 +>>634700189 +Work more than average person. And I'm not saying you should work hard for mr Goldberg. Exploit your time at work, I bet you're not working for whole 8 hours and have an idea for business. Start to plan it. Doesn't work? Try another idea. Took me like 8 years to start earning any money semi-passivly (I started working my ass off when I was 16). Right now I'm working remote, where I only need to work for like 2 hours I spend other 6 on my projects and businesses, I don't waste it on scrolling tiktok bitches or playing genshin even. I preffer to work for 2-3 hours and get 2 months worth of daily quests gatcha rolls. Only leisure I allow myself from time to time is this shithole and twitter and use the latter for selling my products anyway. +--- 634701297 +>>634697836 (OP) +I dunno, but I for one am grateful for people with no restraint emptying their wallets and funding the game, while I get to enjoy the same experience, and get everything I want basically for free. +--- 634701793 +>>634701297 +Literally fucked a hooker with this body last month +Never came so hard in my life +--- 634701836 +>>634701793 +literally nobody asked +--- 634702447 +>>634697836 (OP) +>pay money for some slut who's job it is to fuck hundreds of strange men +why would anyone do this? +--- 634702546 +>>634697836 (OP) +Well let's break it down: + +>Girlfriend +1. Higher monthly upkeep +2. Higher time investment +3. Dressing her up as your Genshin waifu costs as much as the Genshin waifu +4. Very likely won't fuck you while dressed up as your Genshin waifu +5. Can't summon her on demand to ogle at her +6. Real (?) + +>Escort +1. About the same cost as a Genshin waifu +2. Zero time investment +3. Dressing her up as your Genshin waifu costs as much as the Genshin waifu +4. Might fuck you while dressed up as your Genshin waifu (it's really high effort tho) +5. Will fuck off after the allotted time +6. Real + +>Genshin Waifu +1. Costs as much as a Genshin waifu (180 summons) +2. Must grind for her mats +3. She comes dressed as your Genshin waifu +4. Cannot have sex with you +5. You can ogle her as much as you want while Genshin remains online +6. Not real + +From a value proposition Genshin waifu is at least on parity with girlfriends and escorts I feel. Being able to spend as much time as you want with them is a big swing in their favour. Sex is overrated anyway. +--- 634702707 +>>634702546 +>(180 summons) +Actually reaching 90 pity is really unlikely, the actual number is around 160 or less. +--- 634703070 +>>634702546 +>4. Very likely won't fuck you while dressed up as your Genshin waifu +if you have a girlfriend she will 100% play dress-up for you like this. girls love that shit. +--- 634703163 +>>634697836 (OP) +YOU ARE BEING REPLACED +YOU WILL SOON HAVE NO VALUE +--- 634704187 +>>634703070 +Your girlfriend could have the personality of a dead fish, which is a non-zero likelihood + +It's a gamble, a gacha even. One where you literally never know the rates. +--- 634704189 +>>634702546 +You don't need to actually spend money to look at a jpg though +Which is the main reason it's seen as a pathetic waste of money +--- 634704251 +>>634702707 +Yeah well, speak for yourself; feels like I gotta go to 180 on an alarmingly frequent basis. So honestly, thank God for the 180 hard cap. I rely on it regularly. +--- 634704263 +>>634702546 +>180 summons +Lmao you retard. +--- 634704302 +>>634704189 +Genshin waifus aren't JPEGs tho, they're .blends and you tend to need to spend a little more than zero bucks on those. +--- 634704323 +>>634697836 (OP) +I've spent 40 dollars on monthly blessings and even that felt like a waste of money. Genshin is unironically best played as a pure F2P, what you get for your money is largely worthless but it makes you feel worse about your account +--- 634704506 +>>634700739 +"Just start a business bro. Just start working when it's illegal to do so lololol" +And how much did your parents give you I wonder. +--- 634705026 +>>634698383 +Wrong, sex with love is good. Might as well just jack off if you planning sex with hooker. +--- 634706073 +>>634704506 +>parents give you +Absolutely nothing. +You know what's the biggest issue with poor shitters like you? They refuse to learn from people better than them, because they're stuck thinking that rich people are from rich family or are joos. They're blind to the potential they have. +>it's illegal +lol +--- 634707714 +>>634704302 +>.blends +Genshin models were made in blender? +--- 634707797 +>>634697836 (OP) +Prostitution is illegal +--- 634707914 +>>634707797 + Move +--- 634708010 +>>634707914 +>violet +How does this make any sense +--- 634708147 +>>634697836 (OP) +Can you recommend an elf child prostitute? I'm not interested in adult women. +--- 634708191 +>>634699349 +Crowder has always just lied before checking if the things he's saying are true. Can't believe people actually watch him. +--- 634709958 +>>634697836 (OP) +I refuse to talk to any other human being in person, just the thought disgusts me +--- 634710576 +>anon unironically doesn't know what a jpeg is +--- 634711194 +>>634708010 +> Prostitute is forced to sell her/himself for whatever reason +> instead of fining the poor prostitute, the state fines the disgusting John/Joanna +> Prostitute does not make money and is more desperate +>??? +Not sure anon, the hooker is stuck in a perpetual circle of not making any bread and losing the client base, thereby putting them further from the pornstar dream of making it big and buying their own home +--- 634711471 +>>634697836 (OP) +But real girls don't look like goat. +--- 634713437 +>>634697836 (OP) +>people spend le hundreds for a chance of a jpeg! +Thats funny cause I spend 5$ a month and have over 15 5star characters and 2 5star weapons. I have every character I want and still have 200+ rolls saved up. Why do people who have never played genshin think you need to throw cash just to get something? OP if you wanted to make a thread that had an ounce of making sense you SHOULD have said C6 or even R5 since THAT is what requires big bucks, not getting the character itself. +--- 634713619 +>>634697836 (OP) +I spent over 1000$ in Genshin. I regret nothing diff --git a/v/634697897.txt b/v/634697897.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fb4682112d99633790c5431b99f7e6a173f1b9af --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634697897.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1753 @@ +----- +--- 634697897 +What's your team for the hard mode dungeon so far? +--- 634698007 +Haven't started the event yet +--- 634698195 +did the math and with my ryoshu and greg bonuses, I'll need to run the hard dungeon another 10 times to get don's ego, and then another 27 times after that to get the max banner (assuming I never get sinclair's ego) + +>>634697294 → +>Wait, what was different about the hard one? Your levels actually do matter there? +yes. the normal dungeon works like a md where everyone starts at 15 and then upgrades to 30 no matter what, but the way the hard dungeon works is it uses your actual sinner levels, but capped at 15 and then upgrades to 30 +--- 634698284 +How's Ryoshu's new ID? +--- 634698460 +PSA: the dungeon only levels your guys up if they're already max level outside the dungeon +t. stuck with lvl 1 ryoshu in the dungeon +--- 634698523 +>>634697341 → +i will not stand for this abuse +--- 634698619 +>>634698460 +For what purpose? +--- 634698634 +Monzo... +--- 634698678 +>>634698619 +to put the "hard" in "hard dungeon" +--- 634698779 +>4/5 units are fix if you wanna be optimal on rewards +Aaaaaaaaaa it's shit! +What ID is even passable for Sinclair? +--- 634698825 +>>634698195 +The meme artificial extension is really retarded bros.... wish they just let you do mirror dungeons instead since people have to do those anyway and we have a month. Hell even make it count for less or only after a certain point +--- 634698867 +Top 10 betrayals in anime +--- 634698882 +>>634698779 +Blade Lineage Salsu +His defensive skill gives him Dmg Up+1 next turn +Losing a clash via Slash Series gives him +2 next turn +--- 634698906 +>>634697384 → +It has flames and shit coming out of it and can pull people back from hell so he's probably also distorted or something. +--- 634698937 +>>634698779 +at least you have the fucking ego for him +--- 634699029 +>>634698779 +You can bench one (Gregor his new ID is fucking terrible) once you're in the dungeon for the action on someone actually good. +--- 634699115 +>They fixed discard glitch +>Using EGO still discards the skill you had +xD +--- 634699132 +>take Liu HongLu, Meursault +>Cook Gregor +>Faust Grip and W Don +>mindlessly press Win Rate +>>lose in the last event dungeon vs El Poultry boss +Atleast I got the modules back +Taking in my best units was easier, but I will do it again with burn units + cook gregor for the memes +--- 634699213 +SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX +--- 634699239 +One of these chicken nuggets is not like the others. +--- 634699319 +Grindy fujoshit game +--- 634699361 +... +--- 634699368 +retard +--- 634699384 +>>634698523 +>that brief pause +I'd find it very fucking hilarious if that actually got to her. +Specially after her roasting Sinclair for being a manlet +--- 634699516 +>faust has always had grey hair +I thought she had a freak accident but i guess she was always like that +--- 634699649 +Bongy +--- 634699673 +>>634699649 +I want to fuck this not-headcrab +--- 634699772 +>>634699649 +you got a gif of the the chef too? +--- 634699794 +>>634699673 +if they bite your dick, do you pee at the frequency of bawks? +--- 634699912 +>>634699772 +I'm on bed now and still not done with story +I'll do it if I remember tomorrow, or you can do it yourself with something like Screentogif +--- 634699926 +>>634699213 +>40 rolls no ryoshu +im gonna shit +--- 634700000 +>>634699926 +>48 rolls in tickets +>a guarantee season 1 decaextraction ticket +>9000 lunacy worth of rolls +That is how much it cost me for Ryoshu +No I do not have Sinclair's EGO +--- 634700042 +>>634698779 +base sinclair seems fine so far in hard mode +--- 634700123 +When or where do I unlock the hard mode dungeon? +Or is 3.5-10 the hard dungeon? +--- 634700146 +>>634700123 +3.5-10 is hard mode dungeon +--- 634700185 +do you just replay the final dungeon over and over to get more chicken fumos +--- 634700223 +>>634700000 +Nice +--- 634700280 +>>634699926 +I fucking love this chapter +--- 634700338 +>>634700146 +Oh, not so hard then. +But probably harder if I decide to use event Gregor and base Don to get that +20% bonus. +--- 634700458 +>>634700338 +event gregor is fine he has two skills that specifically target weaknesses in the enemies and next turn paralyze is great +--- 634700616 +>>634700338 +it's hard if you walk in with your brand new level 1 identities like I did +--- 634700619 +>>634700458 +Event Greg can't win clashes against the only thing that matters, the boss of the dungeon on top of being weak to the damage type he deals +--- 634700643 +>can only buy Sinckair EGO with shards +>I just used all my shards for Lineageclair +--- 634700678 +>>634700643 +>wasting shards on Sinclair +Deserved desu +--- 634700681 +>everyone is getting shit luck on rolls +>my luck in getting every single 000 identity first try still hasn't failed me +I haven't spent any money on this game besides the battle pass lol +--- 634700690 +>>634700000 +POGGIES +--- 634700746 +What the fuck +--- 634700796 +Why is he so fucking BUFF +--- 634700829 +>>634700796 +Chicken has lots of protein +--- 634700884 +>>634700796 +Natty to the CORE +--- 634700894 +>>634700746 +Sounds about right +--- 634700898 +>>634700746 +great googly moogly +--- 634700918 +>>634700796 +10 hours distorted made him fucking jacked +--- 634700970 +>>634700796 +--- 634701034 +>>634700746 +How is this on the railway? +--- 634701219 +>>634700746 +Looks like since Naust they really want the new 000 ID to be the next hot stuff. +--- 634701243 +>>634700619 +he has enough healing you dont need to clash with him especially with the crazy ego gifts you get in this stage. +--- 634701305 +>>634701034 +>slash and pierce +She can probably comfortably replace Shi Ish without the drawback off having to lug her through slash/pierce ineffective floors too +Wouldn't know which is stronger though: I can cook anything vs Shi Ish's Flash Strike +--- 634701543 +>>634700000 +>Do 3 ten-rolls +>Get EGO on the first one, Ryoshu on third +At least you got quints congratulations +--- 634701565 +>Boss still observation Lv1 +I thought killing the boss would increase the level. But is there any other kind of requirement for that? +--- 634701609 +>>634700643 +If it makes you feel better the EGO fucking SUCKS +--- 634701630 +>>634700796 +He eats nothing but chicken +--- 634701662 +>it's back to lining up shit +UngaCHADS.... we're back. +--- 634701713 +>>634699115 +You're stuck with that EGO skill you generated until you use it, idiot +--- 634701751 +>The Gang Goes Out For Lunch +--- 634701772 +>>634701713 +I don't know why people pretend that shit works either, you can only really use EGO to discard shit if you use it but then you can get screwed out of your 3rd move if it's at the bottom. +--- 634701818 +faust got bullied +--- 634701867 +>>634701818 +I love how rodya asked outis to roast her and outis just told her to shut the fuck up +--- 634701881 +>>634701818 +headcanon that faust is way older than she looks +--- 634701902 +Greg's uptie story was some horror movie shit. I like it a lot. +--- 634701968 +I feel like they're gonna get scammed out of their lifetime tickets. +--- 634702003 +>>634701902 +No, Ryoshu's is a horror movie script +Gregor's was a Goosebumps twist +--- 634702025 +>>634701968 +--- 634702060 +>>634702003 +I couldn't take hers seriously because of her goofy puns and Monzo's doing. +--- 634702073 +>>634701902 +I can actually see Gregor becoming something like this in a timeline where the war fucked him up more than the average space and he developed a taste for human flesh after having to eat it out of necessity (See G Gregor passive) on the battlefield +--- 634702124 +NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BULLY THE CHICKENS +--- 634702173 +>>634700796 +losing your mind because of a competing restaurant just gives you fucking superpowers +--- 634702782 +>>634699649 +LOOK AT HIM GO +--- 634702893 +>reached the team part +GO GREGOR! +--- 634702897 +Up to this point, I had only rolled one EGO playing since week 1, the fuck is this pull? +--- 634703024 +>>634702897 +I got something similar when going for Grip Faust +--- 634703026 +>>634702897 +congrats, you lucky fuck. you've stolen all the egos. i haven't gotten a single 000 in 40 rolls +--- 634703036 +>you know they're going to sell bongy plushies at their cafe +why can't they just sell shit online like a normal company, I want to buy merch too +--- 634703079 +>>634703036 +This, makes me mad, I demand bongy +--- 634703086 +>>634703036 +No consuming for you, goy +--- 634703129 +>35 rolls of nothing +>Yellow orb +>Hell yeah +>Telepole faust +rigged +--- 634703140 +>>634703026 +Too bad none of them are good (until I get W Don). At least getting Sinclair EGO now will help me grind the event better~ +--- 634703153 +>Limbus maybe employs Moses' Office now +>Hong Lu has personal experience with distortion +>Meursault too, multiple in his case + +Any other deep lore from the event +--- 634703221 +>>634703153 +don hates potatoes +--- 634703246 +>>634702897 +Director having mercy on you after fucking with you for two months +--- 634703267 +>>634703221 +Cue retard who thinks chocolate can go with chicken +--- 634703281 +>>634703036 +Don't care lol, I got a few places I can get HamHamPangPang merch from, I check what they got in store every few months and buy from them, then have them ship to warehouse company, and said warehouse company ships to me. +That's how I got my Hokma pocket clock and some other things. +--- 634703292 +>>634703153 +Heathcliff was in a syndicate. +Ishmael has some history with the concept incineration machine. +Don hates potatos. +--- 634703308 +>>634703153 +>We have a device that can change the narrative at any given time and we are never going to see it again or against the narrative. +--- 634703359 +>>634703153 +Don eats raw chicken. +--- 634703398 +>>634703359 +Don Ja/ck/ +--- 634703423 +>spent 50 rolls + 100 boxes today for Ryoshu and Sinclair's EGO +>still have 20k lunacy and 400 boxes +lol +--- 634703438 +>dude lost a clash to a fucking chicken +It's over, you're getting benched until the end of Limbus service, Gregor. +--- 634703441 +>>634703281 +is it just that dude on twitter? +--- 634703450 +>>634703140 +Telepole will be absolutely amazing once you get W Don, which is 15000 times easier than getting the ego, the useless one is still out of the pool now and yeah a large bonus for the event is great. nothing to complain about. grinding the stupid dungeon without the bonuses is gonna be such a pain in the ass +--- 634703460 +>>634703441 +No. That guy never has any fucking thing whatsoever. Fuck him. +--- 634703490 +>>634703438 +I got hit by constant 16 coin power attacks the whole event. Might just be my garbage luck but the chickens don't fucking miss the coin. +--- 634703529 +>>634702897 +Ideal +--- 634703537 +this dumb fuck REALLY thinks potatoes come from trees, whats next, hamsters taste like ham? +--- 634703539 +>>634703460 +tell me your secrets, I want project moon merch. though I know it's all seasonal so the pocket watch ship has sailed +--- 634703558 +>Don hates potatoes +BASED +FUCK THE MICKS +--- 634703629 +>>634703539 +Korean auction websites and individual resell pages. +They got okay-ish prices sometimes and you can always bargain with them. +Like on the website I checked a few days ago there's like 2-3 auctions that still have Hokma clocks for between 60k and 80k KW's. +I check once a week or so since they don't have offers often, I should get a guy to go check their shop when they have a new restock. +--- 634703715 +Just started the chicken event and holy shit Rodion confirmed to lick Sinclair's leftovers clean?? Those two are going to be fucking by Canto 6 at the latest. +--- 634703743 +>>634703438 +the chickens have high win rates, they probably fucked up their rates like they did when Railway fist came out +--- 634703762 +>>634703715 +>and holy shit [bunch of bottom of the barrel reddit tier subhuman post] +Maybe go where you belong? >>>/vg/ +--- 634703781 +>>634699926 +I rolled like 50 times, then gave up and sharded her, had 500 boxes anyway +--- 634703793 +>>634703629 +makes sense there's some sort of korean ebay/yahoo auctions japan equivalent. do they have an integrated proxy like yahoo auctions does with buyee? +--- 634703798 +>>634703715 +Or maybe, it's Rodion being hungry... Maybe.. +--- 634703810 +>>634703153 +Sinclair thinks he changed +Rodya needs space from Gregor +Mersault doesn't give a shit about Gregor +Heathcliff is smarter when he is a chicken +--- 634703816 +What a balance CHAD +--- 634703872 +>>634703793 +No, tried to get some proxy purchases going on but most websites don't want to deal with that shit. +--- 634703890 +>>634703715 +Here's your (You), now go NTR baiting somewhere else faggot +--- 634703941 +If they wanted us to be such jobbers in the lore, could they at least make the fights hard...? The other games tied the story and the difficulty so well. +--- 634703991 +>>634703890 +>NTR baiting +Not anon but why NTR? +--- 634704012 +>>634703941 +>If they wanted us to be such jobbers in the lore +That's been a thing since chapter 1, maybe you'd know that by now if you bothered reading abno logs. +>maybe make the fights hard +When that was done shitters cried and nerfs were applied. +I'm still surprised to this day Sacristy didn't get a day one nerf, I guess people just dodged it. +--- 634704014 +>>634703941 +nope, from now on you have to never play the game unless a new event or chapter comes out so you get the appropriate difficulty because you have no resources to power up your team +--- 634704016 +>>634699926 +>log in +>daily roll +>get ryoshu +it's as simple as that +--- 634704021 +>>634703890 +NTR baiting? I'm talking about vanilla love between Sinners? Jesus Christ you cucks project so hard. + +>>634703762 +>no jokes allowed on /v/ +>can't read into dialogue in the game +Fuck you're such a joyless faggot. +--- 634704036 +>>634703872 +so you ship it to some other warehouse service? basically I've never done anything like this before and I'm looking for as much spoonfeeding as I can get, I have no idea where to start with buying korean shit +--- 634704142 +>>634703991 +Because Sinclaire became a go to NTR bait ever since Kromer Faust released. It's forced shit courtesy of /vg/ faggots that spent last 5 years waifu posting in their circlejerk threads and baiting each other with implied NTR. +--- 634704143 +>have to run through the dungeon ~30 times with the current shit I have to get to 6000 +--- 634704163 +160 ugly creature points with everyone but Don EGO. +--- 634704167 +>>634704021 +>jokes +You making up deranged fanfictions based off a dialogue that's supposed to paint Rodion as gross/weird isn't a joke, you dumb bitch. +You just come off as a degenerate shipper fujo rat that jumps on the wagon as soon as he sees any signs of a possibility. +>>634704036 +Yes. +How I go is +>make account on auction website +>talk to guy and item eventually +>make account on warehouse service that ships to other countries +>get the auction guy to deliver it at the warehouse or let the warehouse service deal with it (depends) +>pay warehouse service for shipping fees + their processing fees and it gets sent to me eventually +--- 634704182 +>>634703941 +That’s the problem with it being a gacha +--- 634704307 +>>634704143 +It's only one floor so you can complete it pretty quick. Just do 3 a day and it will be more than enough. +--- 634704363 +>>634704012 +Every nerf has been justified. The only retards who complain about nerfs are Rabbit Heathcliffags that will never understand thatt a gacha game will never be balanced. +--- 634704403 +i want rodya to charm me and steal my lunch money +--- 634704441 +THE BACKGROUND CHANGED? COLOURFULLY? +--- 634704531 +>>634704441 +pretty sure that's the background for the arena you originally fight him in +--- 634704556 +>>634704441 +Holy shit! I love my city now! +--- 634704638 +>>634704441 +When the fuck are they going to remove the NO NO NO portion of this +--- 634704656 +7 Outis is such a good fucking clasher. I don't think I've ever lost even one clash with her. +--- 634704658 +papa bongi... it looks like... you're goose is cooked +--- 634704665 +>>634699029 +>his new ID is fucking terrible +??????? +he has bleed on every skill, para on two and bind on one. his third skill has 4 coins and can inflict 2 para. +unplayer detected. not every id needs to be g-corp you stupid nigger. +--- 634704667 +>>634697897 (OP) +>Start the event +>It's the "Some rando had one thing go badly for him and turned into a distortion, killing countless innocent people" episode +I hate ang*la so much it's unreal +--- 634704675 +>>634704142 +But Rodya and Sinclair are already partly family. +No one gets cucked here. +--- 634704717 +>>634704656 +Even if she doesn't do as much damage as the top guys she's still great for literally rigging clashes you don't want to go off because the other guy winning would cause a negative effect +--- 634704726 +>>634704667 +This is carmens fault though +Angela tried to spread the light fully +--- 634704728 +>>634704167 +nta but what sites do you use? +--- 634704746 +>>634704167 +>dialogue that's supposed to paint Rodion as gross/weird +Not him but I don't think it's that weird. +--- 634704763 +>>634704665 +I run Liu Gregor and his chef ID can't measure up to that either. Can't clash for shit, only his skill 3 does any damage. Walk into traffic with your eyes closed retard. +--- 634704810 +>>634704726 +No. It's 100% angela's fault. Distortion phenomenon being a thing outside of occasional vampires only exists because angela fucks over A at the very end. It's still a thing at the end of Ruina because she fucks it all up at the end AGAIN, through admitedly that was also Rolands fault so he can eat shit too. +Fucking cunts +--- 634704819 +Does anyone have that screenshot of the character saying that you'll have trust issues for the rest of your life? +--- 634704821 +>>634704726 +Distortions only happened in the first place because the m*chine fucked up the original White Nights +--- 634704823 +>>634704728 +I don't want competition, shit only works if I'm the only one doing it. +I can already picture myself seething if I were to get sniped out of an item I want, having to wait for new offers is already aids enough. +You will have to make do with that one twitterfag unless you do enough research to become enlightened. +>>634704746 +>t. Rodion about to eat more leftover chicken +--- 634704861 +>>634701867 +Rodya has such a good attitude about everything, it's very loveable. +--- 634704897 +So what now +Just farm 3.5-10 dungeon, or 3.5-8? +--- 634704934 +>>634704810 +>>634704821 +It’s carmen that’s still doing it, lorelets... +--- 634704973 +>dinner date with rodya +>need to take a piss +>come back +>your plate is empty, hers is empty, and the dessert plate is empty too +>fatfuck.png +--- 634704992 +>>634704934 +Kill yourself, machine apologist. +--- 634704994 +can you grab a friend's support for the dungeon? if not that's fucking unreasonable +--- 634704995 +>>634704403 +What a fucking BRAPHOG +--- 634705012 +greagor is mr crabs +--- 634705049 +>>634705012 +>SPONGEBOB ME BOY, THEY TURNED ME INTO A COCKROACH +--- 634705058 +>>634704995 +i think you are lost buddy +--- 634705091 +>>634704638 +>He doesn't go YES YES YES YES YES +--- 634705103 +>>634701713 +Yes retard, if you USE EGO, the post says USE, not GENERATE and leave it, which may lead to terrible outcomes like losing Rip Space because you didn't have charge to use it and your top option is Rip +--- 634705138 +>>634704973 +more like busty fuck awooga +--- 634705174 +>>634704973 +>fatfuck.png +Everything goes to tits and ass. +--- 634705243 +If they were gonna bully Gregor for the whole event, he should've at least got the 000.... +--- 634705294 +>>634704728 +>>634704823 +I live a couple of hours away. It was full of noisy otakus spending hundreds on merch and drinks. You can only stay for a set period. Not bad, but pricy and weak alcohol, and the staff don't let you touch the overpriced merch (I got scolded for picking up the Lobotomy art book and looking inside). The stuff that looked cool and worth buying, such as key rings and dolls, were not for sale, as they were handmade gifts from fans. +--- 634705312 +>>634704823 +unfortunate +--- 634705326 +>>634705243 +Think about this way, him getting 00 means Rhino Gregor will be 000. They just can't give him 000. On other hand next Ryoshu ID will be 00 +--- 634705342 +>>634704973 +>he doesnt like a girl who self architect +Shame on you +--- 634705361 +>>634705243 +He isn't bullied that bad, he just has a funny thing where the girls he thought were his friends dipped out. +--- 634705393 +>>634705294 +>got scolded for picking up the lobco artbook and looking inside +show them a screencap of you beating the game and watch them KNEEL +>>634705342 +i prefer my spine intact, and my wallet +and my pelvis +--- 634705396 +>>634705326 +>Rhino Gregor will be 000 +Ah sweet, coming next year +--- 634705614 +I just noticed event has new music +--- 634705615 +>>634705294 +Man I'd do the same thing. I just want my physical Ruina artbook and maybe a t-shirt and a cup for a friend +--- 634705950 +Why are people acting like Rodya licked the scraps and sauce stains from Sinclair's plate or something weird when it's a case of +>Oh, you're not having the wings? I love that part +>You can have it. + +Are you all retarded or socially maladjusted or something? +--- 634706162 +>>634705950 +Socially stunted retards think that any interaction between a man and a woman must mean they wanna fuck. Why else do you think so many shippingniggers ship Ishmael and Heathcliff despite Heath only caring about Cathy? +--- 634706205 +>>634705950 +cute mei! +https://youtu.be/tMGV03kzfbk [Embed] +--- 634706332 +whats the best stage to run for the bongysss is it hard dungeon im guessing +--- 634706373 +>>634706126 +>the director got him +--- 634706396 +>>634705950 +He ate half of the meat and then she went and sucked the remaining meat off the bone. That's swapping a lot more spit than licking his plate would. +--- 634706495 +why is the ego pull rate so fucking low? i dropped 120 pulls and only got the 000 ID +--- 634706497 +>>634706162 +Jesus Christ, Rodion Korean archetype is the flirty noona. You're supposed to make lewd jokes about her you absolute midwit. Learn a thing or two about the culture you're enjoying retard-nim. +--- 634706612 +>>634704667 +It beats the original plan of turning literally everyone into a distortion/abnormality that Adam is pushing because it's what Carmen wanted +--- 634706631 +>>634706497 +You sound a bit upset, shippingfaggot-kun. Why don't you go write some fanfic about Rodion and Sinclair to calm down? +--- 634706645 +>I'm starting to be able to understand Ryoshu's abbreviations too +I'm that powerful. +--- 634706673 +>>634706162 +Who the fuck is Cathy again? +--- 634706701 +>>634705950 +Unironically it would have been fine if both were ladies, or both were men +The average heteronormative brain cannot fathom the sharing of food like chicken, where you primarily use your teeth to separate the meat from the bone +--- 634706716 +>>634706673 +his wife +--- 634706720 +>>634698779 +how'd you manage to beat library of ruina without knowing how to read +--- 634706721 +>>634706497 +>doubling down after getting owned for 20-30 minutes +Just shut the fuck up already. +--- 634706752 +>>634706673 +The woman he loves in his book. He mentions wanting to see her again in his sinner trailer. +--- 634706753 +PAPA BONGY GOT SOME DANK MOVES +--- 634706754 +>>634706645 +>guessed L.B before the next panel could spell it out loud +Wow +--- 634706793 +>>634706721 +meant for >>634706631 +--- 634706814 +>>634706720 +Yeaaaah, it seems you haven't even started the grind and instead you shitpost with your lukewarm brain. +--- 634706824 +>>634706673 +The corpse in the bag, where you're gonna get shoved in too +--- 634706831 +>>634706793 +No, I meant it for you, you cocksucking rat. +Stop your mentally ill shippings. +--- 634706857 +>>634706752 +I think in his character art you can see he has a ring +remember to bully readlets +--- 634706891 +>>634706831 +Please don't ship me and rats you mentally ill shipfag +--- 634706904 +>>634706612 +>it beats the original plan of [fanfiction] +I revoke your binahposting licence +--- 634706906 +The game's status? +--- 634706949 +Please ask El Director to release a Heathcliff EGO... +--- 634706957 +>>634706906 +--- 634706989 +>>634706793 +Meds, faggot. That was the first time I interacted with your rancid, coomer poisoned posts. +--- 634707036 +>>634706989 +meant for >>634706831 +--- 634707102 +Is the chicken cook's story supposed to be a reference to 'To Mother' or however that song was called? +This is really bothering me and I'm trying to see the connection since earlier. +>>634707036 +>get btfo +>distorts like a schizo +Pottery. +--- 634707104 +I can't believe this faggot is having a meltdown because he got called out for his retarded shipping shit. +--- 634707120 +>Being this desperate for (You)s +--- 634707206 +>>634707102 +meant for >>634706989 +--- 634707238 +>>634707102 +>>634707120 +the best part is that anon isn't even me, he's just a random defending my posts +we coomers are carmen's chosen +--- 634707243 +>>634707102 +Oh for fuck sake mom, nevermind. +--- 634707330 +>>634706720 +that's true for regular stages where you have the whole team. the dungeons work by MD rules +--- 634707389 +>>634707243 +>pizza ntr +--- 634707412 +>>634707102 +>>634707243 +kek +--- 634707418 +>>634707243 +>korean humor +--- 634707484 +>>634707238 +I'm not defending your posts, it's just fun to poke fun at retards trying to show their "superiority" when they contribute absolutely nothing, but meta whining +--- 634707526 +>>634707238 +>>634707484 +you should both kill yourself +--- 634707554 +>>634707484 +meant for >>634706497 +--- 634707593 +>>634707526 +>>634707554 +ok bye! +--- 634707602 +>>634704992 +Carmen apologist +--- 634707625 +>throws the recipe for cogito into the concept incinerator +What now C*rmen? +--- 634707646 +>>634707602 +There can be no apologism for someone who has done nothing wrong. +--- 634707667 +>>634704973 +She’s a big girl +She needs the calories +--- 634707740 +>>634707625 +This literally it. They fucked whole world system with this gag fucking shitters it's over +--- 634707787 +>>634706904 +Anon... the game makes a depiction between Carmen & Adam's plan of people not having to face themselves but rather indulge in their own emotions at the cost of others, having to not worry about anything but becoming solely driven by their desires, while Ayin's is all about people facing their own flaws and overcoming them with the allusion of walking through the harder, thorny path. The real question is whether Carmen wanted that from the start or went a little nuts after the bloodbath because even during Kether Realization it doesn't outright say when she got the idea other than that she wanted to live at any cost when she was dying. Ayin basically derailed the whole plan and now Carmen is stuck showing up to people at the height of their despair and desperation rather than almost everyone exposed to the original Light becoming monsters by default. +--- 634707884 +>>634707787 +You've lost your mind if you think I'll read through more of your drivel after posting straight up fanfic nonsense at me. +--- 634707912 +>you can't view Virginius as a horse in the view again tab from menu +That sucks, thankfully I backed that up on my computer. +--- 634707946 +>>634707740 +The whole idea makes no sense. What if the recipe was never written down but only memorized or passed verbally? What if you threw an entire person in a concept incinerator? Why hasn't Head used it during/after the massacre in the outskirts lab? Could they potentially find Ayin's blueprints for Angela and delete her that way? +--- 634707992 +>>634707884 +Limbus thread moment +--- 634708006 +>throw concept incinerators blueprints in the concept incinerator +>setting saved +--- 634708020 +>>634707625 +>>634707740 +>>634707946 +Didn't they say that it's harder the more expensive the thing is or whatever? +I'm guessing it's an equivalent exchange thing, works easily with a shitty recipe one guy knows and maybe 100 people ate, not gonna be as easy with a singularity that has a value that can't be quantified with money. +--- 634708112 +Charon is retarded... +--- 634708139 +>>634708020 +I like this answer. Smart way of thinking about it. +--- 634708153 +What if you threw something like the engineering concept of reinforced, structural walls into the content incinerator + +Will every single 3+ storey structure in the city dissapear in thin air? What will happen to the people inside the buildings at the time, or all the stuff? + +Y_HWEH, this shit is kinda stupider than antimatter clothing +--- 634708213 +>>634704667 +Chicken man had a better reason to distort than the fucking Pianist. Concept incinerators are super fucking evil to use on someone's entire life's work. +--- 634708224 +>>634708153 +Why do autistic people get hung up on shit like this +--- 634708239 +>>634707625 +>Cost so high you have to sacrifice the entire City +GG EZ +--- 634708319 +In case you were curious, if you use Sinclair's cooking EGO and there are no enemies left, he will still do his EGO before the fight ends, instead of the fight ending as soon as the last enemy dies. +--- 634708328 +>>634703816 +--- 634708336 +>>634708153 +No retard, it can't turn back or alter time +But... people will forget the concept and will not be able to replicate it +As of the moment, we do not know if a destroyed concept can resurface through making a discovery or not +--- 634708364 +>>634708153 +I assume the Head has restrictions on what concepts you can't incinerate +--- 634708407 +>>634706857 +The ring gets shittalked by the pawnshop geezer in chapter 2 too. +--- 634708408 +>>634708319 +MONZOOOOOOO +--- 634708410 +>>634708153 +retard, the price of erasing the knowledge of making buildings from the entirety of humanity would be so high that you'd need to sacrifice the entire universe to make it work. +--- 634708432 +>>634708112 +Chairwoman Hath Art Red Oiled Nickers? +--- 634708435 +>>634708364 +I incinerate concept of Head! +--- 634708439 +>Throws the concept of taxes into the incinerator +--- 634708528 +>>634708439 +>only erases the concept within his little house making it easier for The Head to pay him a visit +Bravo, Nemo-nim! +--- 634708543 +Guys, what if in the past, some incel threw the concept of sex into the concept incinerator?? + +That's why sex and rape doesn't exist in the city, it must be. +--- 634708579 +>mono lust +at least the passive makes sense now +--- 634708629 +>>634708579 +Now how much damage does it actually do +--- 634708638 +>>634708020 +Ok, but its something so powerful and otherwordly, it has to be a singularity on its own, right? Which means, theres a company managing it, which means they could be using it to delete whatever they want. And if we bring the Head into the mix, they have infinite resources to get as powerful of a incinerator as they want. In fact, if AI is outlawed in the city, does that mean every means of creating it was already put into the incinerator by the Head? +Regardless of the power/money value needed to balance it, we know that the City has individuals and groups powerful enough to get their hands on it, the introduction of a universal hyper delete button into the setting means, that every time a problem comes up, the go-to question would be "Why not just incinerate it?" +>But Limbus doesn't have money to afford that +You sure? They keep pointing out that Limbus has multiple backers, they are obviously influencial and wealthy, its just Dante's Sinners team that gets shat on +--- 634708680 +>>634708638 +You should kill yourself +--- 634708683 +>>634697897 (OP) +Rugged reminder +--- 634708692 +I'm honestly bored of the game. +--- 634708731 +>>634708638 +>they have infinite resources +No one has infinite resources, not even the Head. +Energy is hard to get in the City, fucking Lobotomy Corp falling made W corp and a few others completely dysfunctional because they completely relied on them to make energy. +It's pointless to make assumptions on singularities because until they're fully revealed we don't know what fuckery they have as a side effect of usage or what they cost to use. +--- 634708760 +>>634708680 +KILL +Karve Illusionary Lunatic Letters +--- 634708789 +>>634708680 +>just ignore the asspull that rapes the setting +--- 634708823 +>>634708683 +Actual reminder: +--- 634708825 +>>634708789 +It doesn't +--- 634708827 +>time travel +>alternate universes +>magical information erasure +How are they going to avoid plot rot at this rate without saying things like "oh Iori doesn't actually jump to parallel universes, she just has a teleportation ability and can see alternate possibilities vividly haha our bad guys" +--- 634708874 +>>634708827 +They won't. They don't care. +They already have the gacha money. +--- 634708885 +all arguing little bitches should Furiously Unarm Cleave (and) Kill each other +--- 634708891 +>>634708638 +I'm sure the means to create AI is still around. I wouldn't put it past the Head to do some "playing god" type shit where they keep that information around so that people are lured/tempted into trying to use it. +--- 634708942 +Was not ready for a spongebob reference +--- 634708943 +I pulled this just now on the Hell's Chicken banner. Last night's 10 pull on the Don banner got me W Don. The 10 pull before that on Ryoshu banner got me nothing new. Feels like I got cucked even though I got two 000s on 3 pulls and I'm down to 3836 lunacy now. Being in the negatives is not a good thing. I might have to see if I am able to sell tf2 shit and buy one of the lunacy packs just to make it back up to baseline. I hope Director gives us 1300 apologems over the day +--- 634708973 +Is Sous Chef Gregor the first ID that has different scaling values on all of it's attack skills? +--- 634709012 +This means PMverse is actually a shit setting, isn't it. Like gold leaf over a dogturd, all flash and cool hell joseon dystopia when you first look at it, but soggy shit when you scratch below the setting +--- 634709027 +>>634709012 +You should kill yourself +--- 634709035 +>>634706612 +Adam wanted abnormalities. +Carmen wants everyone to distort. +Those two things are different. +--- 634709063 +>>634709035 +>Adam +??????? +--- 634709138 +>>634708692 +No you aren't. +--- 634709148 +>>634708825 +Ok, lets take N corp for example. The crazy anti-prosthetic cultists. Prostethics aren't as simple as a recipe, but they are far below singularity tier. Whats stopping them from going past religious murder spree to just erasing the idea of a prosthetic? +--- 634709181 +>>634709148 +You have autism +--- 634709196 +Just started. Pretty based to see Meursault threatening someone with his own initiative. +--- 634709198 +>>634708973 +Why are you asking me? +I don't even read what attacks do until I use them a handful of time and their info seeps into my mind. +--- 634709226 +>>634709181 +honestly preferable to just defending shit writing like your life depends on it +--- 634709238 +>Shippingfaggots/NTRsub-humans mind broken over the event +>Loreniggers mind broken over the incinerator +Kek, who knew a silly cooking event would result on this many distortions. +--- 634709240 +>>634709226 +Upset +--- 634709253 +>>634708692 +Quit complaining and do your daily mirror dungeon for the next two weeks until there's more identities to roll for. +--- 634709270 +>>634709148 +>>634708789 +See >>634708731 +Instead of replying to bot tier posts you fucking moron, jesus. +--- 634709310 +Do I need to use new IDs in the event to get the bonus or is it enough for them to chill in the back? +--- 634709317 +>>634709148 +It's was just a recipe, it's not like they erased the concept of a "chicken dish" +--- 634709335 +>>634709310 +Its fine for stages but you need to use them in the dungeons. +--- 634709338 +Is chef better or worse than Kurokumo Wakusho for Ryoshu? +--- 634709356 +BAIT +Bitches Anxiously Itching Tirelessly +--- 634709368 +>>634709310 +They can chill. +--- 634709405 +>>634709356 +SLOP +Sheepishly licking organizations penis +--- 634709440 +>>634699115 +Really should have just added a function to select which row the EGO will be placed in.We'd have something resembling Discard that doesn't have an RNG chance to fuck units out of their best Skills. +--- 634709442 +>>634702897 +>>634703026 +>>634703246 +>>634703529 +>>634703450 +Thank you for the (you)s, your psychic energy gave me W Don. +--- 634709467 +>>634709405 +KISS +Kindly Intentionally Scissor Sicko +--- 634709476 +>>634708827 +>How are they going to avoid plot rot at this rate without saying things like "oh Iori doesn't actually jump to parallel universes, she just has a teleportation ability and can see alternate possibilities +that's literally how she explains it +--- 634709490 +>>634709148 +I guess it depends on the "value" of the idea of prosthetics. +And the concept incinerator doesn't limit the recreation of said concepts. +It wouldn't be surprising if companies have disassembled versions of their tech (thus not technically it's own concept) so if the concept of it is somehow erased they could just put the pieces together and rediscover it +--- 634709519 +>>634703810 +Demian is the story of a boy growing into a man, because he's already been to college, Sinclair is changed from who he was when he was nonsexually femdom'd by a crazy bitch. So now he's being non sexually femdom'd by a different crazy bitch and realizes he's actually into it, and men. +--- 634709525 +Is BattlEye even added yet? +I'm using Cheat Engine for speedhack and nothing's happening. +--- 634709535 +I wish the translation would take the Yi Sang puns into consideration more often. After reading up on them, and all the Yi Sang posting, I found this part pretty funny. Shame people won't get it unless they're in the know. +--- 634709539 +>>634709196 +he's just stating facts +--- 634709550 +get fucked +--- 634709556 +>>634709535 +then explain it +--- 634709561 +>>634709525 +iaminyourwalls +--- 634709564 +>>634709442 +Congrats, dude! Told ya you're gonna get her easily and there you have it! With the telepole she's just amazing +--- 634709590 +>>634709463 +Life may find a way but it can be snuffed out just as quickly as it sprouted... +--- 634709637 +>>634709556 +The entire voice line for "Such is his feathery song" in Korean is him just saying 'Yi Sang'. So Yi Sang just goes 'hmm' because doing that pun is his whole shtick. +--- 634709664 +>>634708874 +I mean what's next? All of the "magical" things in the settings are done by nanomachines? +--- 634709665 +>>634709196 +Meursault/Yi Sang/Hong Lu all getting memorable scenes was cool after how little they had to do in chapters 1-3 +--- 634709683 +>>634709463 +The absolute fucking voice break for that line caught me offguard +--- 634709691 +hong lu would eat a poisonous potato thinking it's ripe +--- 634709702 +>>634709335 +Regular dungeon or mirror dungeon? +--- 634709751 +>cuckgame +lol +--- 634709798 +>still at it +waiting for the inevitable an hero stream +--- 634709823 +>Offers them lifetime vouchers at the chicken place +Fucking kek. I'm 1 chapter in and I already see where this is going. I hope I'm not disappointed. +--- 634709853 +I better get 1300 lunacy for this blunder monzo +--- 634709929 +>>634709613 +I don't like yi sang in this artstyle. +He doesn't look done enough with life. +--- 634709991 +If you don't have an issue with shitty and inconsistent worldbuilding then you have a low IQ, simple as + +Maybe watch marvel movies instead of coming here +--- 634710048 +>>634709853 +I just got to that too, incredibly fucking funny. It's clearly Heathcliff's voice. +--- 634710051 +>>634709991 +Gacha is truly the Marvel of video games +--- 634710076 +>>634709991 +>checks the pixiv +>already bookmarked this sayo artwork +my brain forgets +--- 634710120 +>>634705950 +>Why are people acting like Rodya licked the scraps and sauce stains from Sinclair's plate or something weird +She finished his half eaten chicken. +People seem to forget that lived in extreme poverty where people ate garbage to survive. +--- 634710121 +>>634704995 +>>634704973 +>>634704823 +>>634704746 +>>634705174 +>>634705342 +>>634705393 +>>634707667 +Fat Rodya art when +--- 634710167 +>>634710048 +There are a lot of errors in this event, like Dante speaking in Sinclair lines, him having blank text, etc. Hope they fix it soon. +--- 634710198 +>>634710167 +It's canon. +--- 634710224 +Dude the spiced up chicken boss kicks ass hard when I decide to take Sinclair & Sous-Chef Greg for bonuses. +--- 634710308 +>>634704667 +>spend your entire life dedicated to creating a restaurant that would make your mom happy +>finally break the mold and create a popular restaurant that people love +>some government backed dickhead shows up and literally erases your ideas from ever existing +>restaurant slowly falls out of business with the same dickhead selling k-corp infected chicken +>one thing went badly for him and turned into a distortion +Unironically better reason than Yan or Phillip. +--- 634710448 +>>634707884 +LC skipper post +--- 634710505 +>>634705614 +Probably Chapter 4 battle theme. +--- 634710630 +concept incinerator is probably a big taboo and is why the green chicken dude is about to get his ass fucked up k corp +--- 634710649 +Holy based, I came in here with a burn build (except Sinclair and Gregor who I have in +%plush)! Dark meat enjoyers keep winning. +--- 634710663 +>>634710232 +You posting your made up shit won't make it happen. +--- 634710743 +>>634710689 +The only canon and acceptable shippery +--- 634710758 +>>634710689 +They're cute +--- 634710782 +>>634710448 +You would have to have never played LC, which you being the worthless bitch ass secondary that you are did not, to draw a conclusion that the original plan at any point intended turning people into abnormalities or distortions. +--- 634710834 +I loev Laetitia +--- 634710867 +oooh uh oh haha +--- 634710876 +>>634708153 +The thing is this tech is probably heavily regulated by the Head. +If someone pays a hefty sum to delete the concept of a particular Chicken dish from existence, they will oblige. +If it's the concept of "chicken" on the other hand, they will most likely decline since it's too retarded. + +As I understand it, the Head basically has a fuck ton of singularity-like gadgets that they don't want to be used without their permission due to their nature. + +We already know that they won't do a thing unless the city as a whole is threatened, so they won't let anyone delete an important concept if it won't benefit the city. +--- 634710904 +>>634710782 +C*rmen defender seethes and tries to desperately deflect when faced with the truth. +--- 634710996 +>>634709148 +Anon, it just removes all existing knowledge of a thing, and that's not discussing the apparent limitations of being less effective against something of greater value. + +Also, a specific recipe got erased, but it's not like the guy forgot how to cook or what ingredients can be used in this sort of dish. He could remake the exact same dish down the line and just never know it because there's no frame of reference remaining... but it's still be the same fucking dish. +--- 634711037 +>>634710904 +>Worthless bitch ass secondary projecting the moment he's been called out +QED +--- 634711112 +>>634708827 +Irrelevant, the devs never fucking cared about setting consistency or believability, it's all just set dressing for character drama. I +--- 634711145 +>sinclair is a food waster +Irredeemable. +--- 634711147 +Cute and canon. +--- 634711223 +>>634710649 +It's just chicken, dude. +--- 634711224 +>>634710876 +The concept of generics versus specific recipes makes sense and has precedent in real copyright stuff, but the way it's shown in the story doesn't make it seem like there's any sort of regulation at all; no due diligence, no go-ahead from A. corp, no audit on how he got the recipe. + +Like, the bodhisattva chicken guy literally used industrial espionage and got a copy of the recipe using the part timer, and could delete it from other people's memories, physical notes, computer files and documents, and the entirety of existence, with zero consent or fore-or-after knowledge by the people who hold the information. + +All you need is a copy of something to absolutely delete it from from human existence, and that's a pretty setting-breaking concept with a lot of holes. + +Like, would the singularity work against an ostensibly gibberish encryption or a cypher of the recipe? What if a .txt file copy of it was under an unbreakable J corp digital lock? +--- 634711291 +>>634697897 (OP) +Reminder that if you haven't read the Sinners books, YOU DID NOT BEAT HE GAME +--- 634711293 +>>634711037 +You are free to prove the point wrong anytime. +--- 634711341 +>Go to the library +>Find the sinners' books +>chuck them into the incinerator +>Limbus Company is no more +Problem? +--- 634711343 +Which Don is the cutest Don? +--- 634711359 +>>634711224 +Speedreader, they said the gravity of change is tied to the cost. So you have to pay a lot to delete a lot. +--- 634711368 +>>634708827 +'How should I put it, in that case…I can travel through time and space and see a myriad of possibilities, too many for you to possibly fathom. It’s probably a little bit different from time travel as you commonly imagine it. The future self who experienced a certain past returns to it in order to change the future… Whatever is going on in the past, some kind of paradox is bound to happen to causality' +--- 634711398 +Whats the optimal setup for points? +--- 634711464 +Was supposed to stay awake 'till the patch and made this to reflect it but in the end I fell asleep anyway... +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXTdFhW03Y [Embed] +--- 634711502 +>>634711224 +Probably has to do with how widespread and connected the information is. +The recipe was written on one piece of paper, in the owner's head and maybe in his mom's head. +In addition, it's a variant of how to combine ingridients to make one dish. +If it was more widespread, the recipe not the dish, and if knowing the recipe was needed for hundreds of other things, it wouldn't be worth trying to delete it. +--- 634711680 +>shitty setting-breaking concept introduced in a throwaway comedy episode +>people rush out and defend its shittiness by saying 'but it would be SUPER-DUPER EXPENSIVE to delete the concept of the written word therefore the incinerator ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE' +How the fuck is that even an argument? The actual price and cost of it is irrelevant and abstract at this point, it's the fact that it exists that makes it bad writing +--- 634711734 +Saved by one last cheeky roll +--- 634711825 +Is there a complete list of season 1 egos and ids? +--- 634711826 +>>634711680 +Maybe because the fact that it's expensive as fuck to do any sort of actual damage with the thing keeps it from breaking anything in the setting? There are way more dangerous concepts in PM than this, retard-nim. +--- 634711830 +probably the most brutal part of the event +--- 634711834 +S.N.E.E.D em. +--- 634711854 +Wait, we dont get plushies from excavations and MD? +--- 634711892 +>>634711680 +>It's shitty because they didn't go in-depth to discuss the limitations +It's use is obviously very limited, otherwise we would have heard about it before. +--- 634711904 +>>634711826 +>There are way more dangerous concepts in PM than this +Name 5 +--- 634711960 +>>634711680 +>How the fuck is that even an argument? +>Yi Sang clearly states there are costs and limitations to such a device +>UHH THATS NOT AN ARGUMENT BECAUSE...BECAUSE IT JUST ISN'T OK?? +In a setting where you can ltierally harvest time by sending people through wormholes, you start pissing your pants at something silly like concept erasure. +This is some fucking "Shiki can kill servants" type of fucking autism my god. What next, J Corp singularity doesn't make sense because you can't just "lock" a thing? Fucking retard +--- 634712036 +>>634711680 +The entire point of the setting is the fucked up technology and this isn't any worse than the time travel that's existed since game 1 I can't believe you're still getting replies by rewriting the same post every time why +--- 634712051 +>>634711960 +J corp already doesn't make sense because F corp exists in the same universe. +--- 634712101 +>>634711341 +They'd just get other people that can resonate with Dante. +--- 634712103 +>>634711293 +Not that anon but you are wrong. Adam did not give a shit about humans. He wanted abnormalities to reign supreme. +He is not like Carmen at all and if you actually finished Library of Ruina, you should know that Carmen had a change of heart when she bleeded out and became the bucket. +There is no question whether or not she planned this from the start. +--- 634712143 +>>634711680 +>T corp alone is able to cause functional immortality within a building +>being able to erase something from people's minds is too far fetched +Like on a fundamental level we shouldn't be able to kill the head without breaking however many fucking T-Corp boxes they have lying around their base, which is kind of fucking retarded. + +The Incenerator probably doens't actually erase concepts either. Like everything else in setting I'd expect it to be a lot more round-about, like actually erasing people's memories so that the concept itself is effectively forgotten. +--- 634712180 +>>634711680 +This ain't even the first piece of tech that can affect shit on a conceptual level, so the Head has probably applied protection to literally anything of value. Heck, for all we know the process of patent application in the City involves getting anti-concept incinerator protection. +--- 634712203 +WHO THE FUCK IS ADAM +WHAT IS THIS SHIT +--- 634712215 +Can anyone even articulate about how expensive the concept incinerator is? Like, each R-corp. clone 'generation' is expensive as hell in terms of TT2 time and R corp singularity use, weapons, materiel, etc. + +How many of those R-corp. clone generations would it cost to wipe out the human knowledge of mixing concrete or high-grade steel? The fact that you can simply talk about deleting human industrial society in such terms already shows that it's shitty writing: It's a handwave written in for some comedy filler that is ostensibly equally solved by another dumb handwave about cost and price. Only ignorant and unworldly saliva-dribbling retards would be happy with such tripe, and of course gachaturd knuckle-draggers have em in droves. +--- 634712274 +wat da bird doin +--- 634712278 +>>634709853 +>concept of bugs? +>in the incinerator, monzo +--- 634712310 +>>634712215 +>How many of those R-corp. clone generations would it cost to wipe out the human knowledge of mixing concrete or high-grade steel? +Why the fuck are you asking me? We don't fucking know the limitations or rules of the device, your entire thing works off the assumption that it can be done if you have enough money. +For all you know trying to erase something like the concept of something as basic as an apple would be so expensive that the entire City would be gone. +--- 634712315 +Jesus christ the first stage and I'm already dying with laugher. + +Bros I love the sinners so much +--- 634712340 +>>634712203 +Jensen from the 2011 video game Deus Ex: Human revolution. He's the head of security for a prosthetic limb (called augmentations) producing corporation, and is horribly wounded in an attack on it, only the CEO decides to save him by fitting him with cutting edge augmentations. He then spends the game tracking down the perpetrators of the attack and unraveling the conspiracy behind it, as well as getting cuckolded. +--- 634712361 +THEY SAID THE THING THEY SAID THE FUCKING THING +--- 634712367 +Crispy. +--- 634712372 +>>634712143 +To be fair, the time loop in LC required all the Enkephalin that the main branch could produce to power. Even the Head would prob have a hard time powering that on top of every other Singularity they have lying around. +--- 634712378 +>>634712340 +He never asked for this +--- 634712385 +halfway there... +--- 634712395 +>>634712103 +I'm not the original anon either, as I just wanted to stir the pot for fun. Adam wanted to let abnos free and let people get turned into them, yes. +But it was never actually stated what Carmen's OG cure was supposed to be. For all we know she may have seen distortions as a way for the future, and I find that to be an interesting take. Distortions hadn't existed before the end of LC, so she could've been driving that angle onwards in her 'research.' She was bitchmade after all, and had a fit and killed herself literally at the first sight of trouble. +--- 634712415 +>>634711904 +>Time travel +>Gravity manipulation +>Cogito +>All of the alt universe fuckery from Leviathan +>The light and distortions +Gee, I don't know, dumbfaggot-kun. I think you might be right. Erasing a recipe for a gorillion dollars must really be the peak of this setting's technology! truly world breaking. +--- 634712456 +>>634712361 +I stood up and clapped +--- 634712468 +>>634712415 +none of those are as dangerous as the concept incinerator, retard +--- 634712495 +>>634712468 +What is EGO for 500? +--- 634712513 +>>634712468 +>Uuuuh it's so DANGEROUS that gook erased a recipe with it! +--- 634712516 +oh wow +--- 634712532 +>>634712385 +i have half what you have what +--- 634712542 +>>634711904 +Abnos +Distortions +Cogito +Mirror +TimeTrack loop bullshit +--- 634712568 +>>634712395 +>But it was never actually stated what Carmen's OG cure was supposed to be. +Probably because nobody knew what it would be at that point. Carmen died basically right after they got to initial Cogito experimentation, so it's likely there was no real "OG Cure" concept developed yet beyond "we can materialize the human mind, surely this can be used to affect minds on a grand scale". +--- 634712607 +>>634712468 +>immortal monsters that can flatten entire cities in mere seconds aren't more dangerous than some recipe burner +>Intangible effect that can affect any and all humans and grant them powers isn't more dangerous than some recipe burner +>liquid with limitless possibilities isn't more dangerous than some recipe burner +>>>>>>>>>>>>> +--- 634712673 +>>634711464 +Don't worry you missed the "cold period" of rolling, they set it back to normal 3* rates +--- 634712706 +>>634712532 +I've been grinding since the update dropped +I would have more, but I took an hour break to eat at like 4am +--- 634712757 +>>634712415 +Only 1 thing on that list is more dangerous than erasing a concept alltogether and only because it could be used for the same purpose. +Now where are the other 4 "way more dangerous concepts", you retarded cunt? +--- 634712853 +>>634712673 +The what, now? +--- 634712930 +>>634712513 +It's called a concept incinerator, not a mom's chicken recipe incinerator. Nobody said you could only use it on recipes, dumbass. + +Explain in detail how any prior depiction of technology or scientific advancement in the setting can cause a human extinction, or even a simple megacasualty event in the same way this one can. + +The Painist, the most visible and traumatic manifestation of the distortion phenomenon, barely killed 300k, that's comparable to the 2001 Tsunami. Whereas if you threw the concept of antibiotics or transistors or nitrous fertilizers and crop rotation into the incinerator you'd wipe out half of the city's 6 billion within a decade. +--- 634712967 +>>634712930 +>barely +There are 6 million people in the city, it isn't a fucking planet full of humans. +--- 634712980 +>>634712853 +It's just a shitpost about rigged roll periods don't worry about it +--- 634712990 +>>634712967 +it's 6 billions +--- 634713043 +>>634712967 +Count the number of digits in limbus intro again and stop making everyone else look retarded by association. +--- 634713054 +If Ayin's plan was so great why didn't he incinerate the concept of negative PE boxes within the facility? Fucking idiot. +--- 634713092 +>>634712757 +>Name 5 +>No not those 5, I don't agree +Hey nigger faggot, how about you use your imagination for a bit. Why the fuck is it so hard to think of it as a way to destroy a specific variation one company produces, like the chicked recipe in the event, while being impossible to destroy the base for the technology, like being able to use chicken to cook at all? +I swear it's autistic rage that fuels retards like you. It's not hard at all to guess a reasonable limitation. +--- 634713098 +Chef ryoshu's line are great. +--- 634713141 +>>634712930 +>Whereas if you threw the concept of antibiotics or transistors or nitrous fertilizers and crop rotation into the incinerator you'd wipe out half of the city's 6 billion within a decade. +Ah yes, I'm sure anyone could do that. +>plot the same dumbass shit that you just pulled out of your ass +>a Beholder catches wind of it +>in the next 10 min, a Claw is dispatched and you're a stain on the dirt +Surely you're not this stupid, right? The K Corp glowies also knew about the use of the incinerator and decided to let it slip because it was just a recipe that brought them in more money. Do you really think they won't know when some dipshit tries to burn something of actual value without explicit order from the Head? Surely you're not this retarded, right? +--- 634713153 +>>634712990 +OY VEY +--- 634713162 +im gonna incinerate the concept of Qliphoth Deterrence, problem? +--- 634713214 +>>634712468 +Anon, for a concept incinerator to be as dangerous as you claim, you are making about million groundless assumptions. + +>We know there's a cost, but not how it scales and how high we can get. If it's exponential, then something that's common knowledge might require a higher price than there is energy in the known universe. + +>We know it erases knowledge, but not whether anything existing materially. We also don't know whether that knowledge can be rediscovered. + +>We know it supposedly erases "concepts", but it's not elaborated if that's that's purely human ideas or something existing naturally in reality (i.e. does erasing the concept of "Apple" delete apples from existence or just the human conception of apples). + +>We don't know, but it's likely there's ways to protect a concept from being incinerated even if it's minor. +Really, for all we know, being a recipe/blueprint burner is legit all it's good for. +--- 634713309 +>>634712930 +The pianist was an actual physical being that killed people, the incinerator is a singularity that would cost more than anyone could afford to pay for to do any damage with. Your retarded argument hinges on the Incinerator has no cost or limitations for it to work. Thus, the pianist is more dangerous. +--- 634713327 +>>634713092 +>"Name things that are more dangerous than [thing that can wipe out humanity in 1 use]" +>Retarded subhuman, too insecure about his lack of basic human brain development to admit that he's wrong, names 4 things that don't even remotely hit the discussed scale of danger +>DUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY U NO ACEPT HURRRRRRRRRRR uSE Ur IMagInaToN fOR A BiT +Call your tardwrangler and have him escort you to a bathroom so you can continue shitting yourself where it's appropriate. +--- 634713337 +>>634712367 +>dont bother getting liu boys 2nd run +>all burn egos + chicken +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 634713379 +>>634713214 +>>We know it erases knowledge, but not whether anything existing materially. +Yi Sang says that if the blueprint for Mephistopheles was erased, the bus would "simply vanish" +--- 634713431 +>>634713327 +For sure the recipe burner could wipe out humanity in one use, drooling retard-nim. It's literally free, zero cost. anyone can just use it. +--- 634713479 +>>634713327 +>thing that can wipe out humanity in 1 use +Literal autism, you imagined it in a way that can break the setting, the complain how it breaks the setting. +--- 634713567 +hey so uh +what the fuck did they mean by this +--- 634713584 +>>634713431 +>Reduced to nothing but repeating "m-muh recipe burner" +And it's over. The retards of these threads have conceeded completely. +--- 634713587 +Taking my guess and saying that the Director will put the Concept Incinerator into the Concept Incinerator next chapter +--- 634713594 +>>634709238 +I just woke up and i won't be able to play untill much later. Can I get a QRD on both of those things? +--- 634713602 +>Killing G-Corp bugman as Chef Ryoshu and Sous-chef Gregor +--- 634713613 +How to beat spiced up papa bongy? +--- 634713661 +>>634713479 +If only the incinerator existed in real life, I'd erase the concept of autism by throwing that distorting "lore" faggot in it. Saving millions. +--- 634713671 +EL DIRECTOOOOOOOOOOOR GIVE ME A FUCKING ABNO ENCYCLOPEDIA +--- 634713681 +>>634713567 +K Corps Singularity is rapid healing, including the regeneration of limbs. Figure it out from there. +--- 634713695 +>>634713567 +I imagine you could do something like cut off a chicken's head then dip the head in K-ool ade to regenerate the body +--- 634713827 +>>634713751 +>Poor little white boy getting pressured to perform by multiple hot women +--- 634713834 +>commissioned 4 pieces of Rodya art that are in different stages of being finished +--- 634713837 +>>634713479 +>I am too fucking stupid to push a clearly defined concept to its logical conclusion +>Therefore you cannot do it either +>Stop it +>STOP IT NOW +>REEEEEE STOP IT'S MAKING ME UPSET +--- 634713863 +Looking at how many people are defending the concept incinerator in this thread is making it dawn on me how many uneducated people, NEETs, and other such trashy scums play gachas. PMoon community wasn't this braindead before +--- 634713875 +>>634713837 +>push a clearly defined concept to its logical conclusion +>clearly defined concept +You can't be real, I refuse you are not trolling +--- 634713889 +>>634701818 +Good faust sucks +When we can replace a sinner for the original Dante I'm kicking her off my bus and feeding her to it +--- 634713895 +ok does playing the event give you the event stuff stuff or do i need to roll for it to get it +--- 634713914 +How can people defend the concept incinerator at all? It destroys the worldbuilding almost as much as the lightspeed ship from the last jedi. It's not even a hard to access singularity. Fags from K corp are literally using it to fuck with a chicken restaurant to make a few extra pennies. It's not hard to extrapolate and see the damage it can cause to the setting if one (1) person wanted to misuse it. +--- 634713920 +>>634713863 +uh huh as if we haven't had conceptual stuff before. +--- 634713928 +Why dont the glowies just put Lobotomy Corporation in the concept incinerator? Curious +--- 634713946 +>>634713895 +000 Ryu and Don EGO in rolls, 00 Greg and Sinclaire EGO in event. +--- 634713968 +>concept incinerator is supposedly incredibly expensive to use +>it was used by a government worker that struggles to meet his quota +lol? +--- 634713991 +>>634713594 +For the first part: the sub-human shipping faggots thought they were getting a sinclair harem scene since he was the only male in Ryoshu's team. Instead the women make fun of him for being useless and a manlet, they came into the thread to talk about one tiny sentence where they said that Rodion ate some left over fried chicken from Sinclair, equating that to her wanting to fuck him. This resulted in them getting called mentally ill and distorting earlier in this thread. +For the second, well, look around anon, we literally have faggots distorting over the new "lore" concept introduced in the event as we speak. +--- 634713996 +>people are forgetting that the concept incinerator has A LIMITED RANGE +If that shit was literally unlimited range then you could bet your ass that the head wouldn't be allowing it into the public if only so they dont get fucked over somehow. +--- 634713998 +>>634713875 +I am very much being real and you are very much an idiot. Continue seething relentlessly that people dislike garbage world building. +--- 634714025 +>>634713928 +Binah should've just incinerated the concept of EGO. Then maybe she wouldn't have jobbed to Kali. +--- 634714029 +well it ain't the event guys but I'll take it +--- 634714061 +I want the concept incinerator to be thrown in the concept incinerator right fucking now. +--- 634714109 +>>634714061 +That feels like a "bag of holding into a bag of holding" situation, I want to see it now. +--- 634714123 +Carmen should've just put Enoch's corpse in the concept incinerator instead of taking her life +--- 634714138 +>>634713863 +>can't make a single argument without blaming the gacha +Cope. +--- 634714161 +>>634713998 +>Myriad possibilities oh how it's limited and why it doesn't destroy the setting +>I'm going to go with the one that breaks the setting and be mad about it +No more (You)s. +--- 634714180 +>>634703537 +To be fair it is The City. For all we know there actually are HAMster horrors +--- 634714219 +Is K-Corp using reality warping tech to fuck with the chicken wing restaurant industry? Or are they experimenting with distortions, on targeted citizenry. + +Willing to consider the second, after the whole L-Corp fiasco proved how destructive/profitable it could be. +--- 634714223 +>>634713996 +everyone is pretending that the K Corp G-Men knew about the use of the incinerator and allowed its use because it would benefit them +it's like how the CIA distributed crack to "lessen" the black population or the Kennedy assasination +it's government sanctioned crime for the sake of furthering an agenda +BUT HEY ITS FUNNIER TO PRETEND TO BE RETARDED SO HERE ARE +HAHA WHAT IF WE THREW THE CONCEPT OF COLORS INTO THE INCINERATOR HAHA WOULDNT THAT BE FUNNY LOOOL +--- 634714227 +Jae-Heon should have put Roland in the concept incinerator instead of trying to kill him. +--- 634714235 +>>634711680 +I think what really dictates that is just what the actual cost entails. What really has people up in arms about it is the idea that it just automatically erases the concept from people's heads at any distance when up until that point anything that had to do with overall control and mental manipulation was localized and up-close, and anything with a lot of distance was either supposedly reserved for the Head's use or the result of a Distortion or Abnormality. The Nests likely have all sorts of advanced tech like N Corp's seemingly-omniscient recording tool detection but nothing so far that was literally erasing things from reality +--- 634714237 +>Erases a recipe +>AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE SAVE ME EL DIRECTOR, THIS THING COULD END THE WORLD! +--- 634714275 +>>634714223 +DIDN'T know* +should go to sleep +--- 634714281 +Scientific and development theory consensus holds that it's incredibly difficult to communicate in logical argumentation or discuss abstract concepts across a gap of 1 stdev of IQ (+/-15), and basically impossible across 2 stdevs (+/-30). This is clearly on display right now in the thread, but it's obvious at other times. + +You have people on the lower end of IQ defending the concept incinerator, insisting Yuri was a clerk, denying that Roland was the Black Silence, etc. out of tribalism and embarrassment for being shown up to be idiots. + +I wonder what's gonna be the next thing to trigger the dum-dums +--- 634714287 +>>634714235 +>at any distance +At some distance. +--- 634714308 +>>634714235 +>at any distance +But that's wrong, go read the cutscene again. The range is not infinite and is dependent on several factors. +--- 634714347 +>>634714281 +>denying that Roland was the Black Silence +ENTER +ARTBOOK +--- 634714363 +>>634714281 +>Insisting Yuri was a clerk +Oh, you're that sperg. It all makes sense now. +--- 634714378 +>I have to actually start and finish chapter 3 to get to the event +--- 634714413 +>>634713968 +"the effectiveness and range are determined by the price of the product" +you pay a small amount of money you can wipe one guy's chicken recipe from the minds of him and the customers of his local chicken joint +you pay a shit ton of money you can wipe the idea of hawaiian pizza from everyone in a 1000 mile radius +--- 634714416 +>People failing to realise that erasing Cogito/Light/Lobotomy Corporation was never in Head's plan +>Also forget that Head knew about Angela when Angela wasn't even a concept +>Failing to realise that destroying + concept of machines isn't a solution because Head is a AI itself +--- 634714420 +>>634714378 +>he didn't beat chapter 3 within a week of the game's release +ngmi +--- 634714425 +>>634714378 +Why do you think you should be able to play chapter 3.5 without finishing chapter 3? +--- 634714426 +>>634714378 +bro you had 2 months +--- 634714429 +>>634714281 +It's funny how the autists that can't let anything go use the same fucking pics for their dumbass opinions. Talk about holding a vendetta against the thread, holy shit. +--- 634714447 +>>634714281 +>insisting Yuri was a clerk +>someone who's evidently not in clerk suit nor equipped with standard issue "Better kill myself" pistol and a baton +People didn't actually do that, right? +--- 634714449 +>>634714425 +This is this and.... +--- 634714474 +>>634714416 +Can I destroy the concept of pointless headcannon? +--- 634714495 +>>634714429 +it's time for another vendetta +--- 634714523 +>>634714219 +Exploited Distortions could be a really interesting concept, Kromer already did it to a degree by deliberately corroding some of her underlings into beefy guards like Everything There Is and Four-Legged Beasts, and in one part of Distortion Detective there was a box that used unconscious people to manifest abnormalities or something like that. +--- 634714528 +>Anon who distorted over the Yuri clerk argument is now distorting over the incinerator +Is this a humiliation fetish thing? Why does he keep coming back? +--- 634714536 +>>634714420 +>>634714426 +I've been fucking busy. My account's already fucking BRICKED because I missed the first mini event, and i'm probably not going to be able to max out the battle pass in time +>>634714425 +I JUST WANNA DO FUNNY CHICKEN STORY +--- 634714552 +Vergilius should have used the concept incinerator on PT. +--- 634714572 +>>634714281 +Iori's time travel bullshit and "people" unironically defending it was a canary in the coal mine. +It was all downhill from there. +--- 634714586 +>>634714552 +Fuck that, he should've gotten rid of the flow +--- 634714676 +>>634713998 +PM's worldbuilding was utter nonsense from the start. If you only realized now that it's not worth seriously thinking about beyond the cool factor or narrative symbolism, then you are retarded. +--- 634714702 +>>634714536 +You can unbrick yourself right now if you manage to roll Ryoshu and Sinclair's EGO in a single 10 pull. +Lucklets will need to waste almost twice as many modules just to finish the event. +--- 634714732 +>>634714676 +Classic history revisionism from a Limbus baby. +Kill yourself, nigger. +--- 634714741 +>>634713863 +You are not smart for assuming the absolute logical extreme. You are just retarded for not even entertaining the notion of how easily that logical extreme is avoided. +--- 634714747 +>>634713946 +It's Sinclair with rolls and Don with events +--- 634714773 +>>634714747 +Arr rook same +--- 634714797 +>>634714702 +I did two ten pulls with my only Lunacy and didn't even get a new 2 star +--- 634714879 +>>634714797 +>didn't even get a new 2 star +You mean Gregor? He's a reward for event progression +--- 634714880 +>>634714676 +PM was mostly consistent and you could suspend your disbelief before limbus. Now we have a widely available non-singularity that can incinerate things on a conceptual level. +It's clearly different. +--- 634714881 +>>634714528 +To prove the gacha players they're clearly smarter than wrong. +--- 634714889 +>>634714797 +Then you're just like me. +A lucklet through and through, +--- 634714905 +I CANT READ KOREAN MONZOOO YOU FUCKING DIP SHIT +--- 634714926 +>>634714879 +No I mean new for ME. I only got the guaranteed 2 star on both and I already had them. I never got fucking Faust either +--- 634714939 +>>634714732 +>>634714880 +Please tell me how Cogito and commercially available time manipulation ain't setting breaking by themselves with 5 minutes of casual thought. The whole City is and always has just been a vehicle for character drama, gook corporatism commentary, and liberal arts autism. +--- 634714967 +>>634714281 +>uuuuhh Yuri ISN'T a clerk! don't say that she's a CLERK! +Kek, autists actually care if that dead bitch was a clerk or not? This is some "sonic's arms aren't BLUE!!!" Chris-chan level autism +--- 634715006 +>>634714905 +err anon she's actually a Distorted Yan identity +--- 634715039 +>>634714926 +Sorry to hear then +--- 634715125 +>>634714939 +If you don't like it, no need to talk about it. +Better yet, fuck off to some other franchise. +--- 634715140 +>mfw Dante has no memories because someone put the concept of Dante's memories into the concept incinerator...somehow +--- 634715160 +>>634714939 +>Please tell me how Cogito and commercially available time manipulation ain't setting breaking by themselves with 5 minutes of casual thought. +Don't have to. It's already been explained in Library of Ruina and it's on you for not having played it. +No amount of cope will change the fact that you are a secondary and your opinions are worthless. +--- 634715168 +>>634715140 +>we will have to travel back in time and stop it from happening +--- 634715237 +>>634715140 +This is how his head disappeared and why he needed a clock prosthetic. +--- 634715240 +>concept incinerator +So THAT'S how the Head was going to handle the Adam ending +--- 634715279 +>>634715140 +I clapped +--- 634715328 +Can I take support unit into new mirror dungeon? +--- 634715353 +how do you even put the concept of Humanity in the concept incinerator +--- 634715406 +Reminder that the incinerator was Monzo's idea +--- 634715408 +>Mfw I put the concept of infertility into the incinerator and impregnate Outis +--- 634715432 +>>634715353 +Just write 인류 on a piece of paper it's easy +--- 634715453 +>>634715140 +>Dante is they/them because they're 2 people +--- 634715458 +>>634715125 +>If you don't like it, no need to talk about it. +I'm not the one being a giant pissbaby over singularities not making sense and pretending the worldbuilding ever made sense if you were autistic enough to dig through it. + +>>634715160 +>It's already been explained in Library of Ruina +T-Corp's time manipulation had about as much explanation as the concept incinerator. It's just casually there and available to everyone. +Cogito as it is explained is in fact utterly fucking setting-breaking and Blue Star would in fact be an apocalyptic event by itself. +--- 634715478 +>>634714967 +It's a very important difference. +If she had been a clerk, her death would have been a good thing. +--- 634715494 +Anyonbody else love trolling in limbab threads? Getting (you)'s is so easy. +--- 634715586 +Why didn't Kim put Iori's son through the concept incinerator so she wouldn't be such a bitch? +--- 634715624 +>I WAS MERELY PRETENDING +And there it is. Filthy fucking subhumans may change medium or game, but their stench and the shit that oozes out of their mouth is always the same. +--- 634715647 +Going through Lobotomy right now. Is this a sequel game or something? Is it tied to any books? The game just throws a lot at you like you're supposed to know the world already. +--- 634715676 +>>634715647 +Ligma company is the third game in the series. +--- 634715702 +>>634715647 +--- 634715703 +>>634715647 +Yeah your supposed to live in korea for 30 years first then play the game. Your missing a lot of context. +--- 634715706 +>>634715458 +Cogito is supposed to be setting breaking. It's what drives the entire franchise and every characters actions. Without cogito there's no story. +T corp's singularity is explained in detail about how it's collected and expended in library of ruina and you can see the practical uses during all of Lob corp. Play the games please. +--- 634715710 +>>634714235 +the range is limited, retard. it works fine. +this is the same level of concept as wishpower. it's abstract enough that they can make it busted if they want but they could also just say "the price is too steep" to do real damage with it. it's left intentionally vague. +i'm sorry you can't have fun with anything. stop taking improv classes, they actually make you less funny and creative. +--- 634715725 +>>634715647 +Lobotomy expects you to know nothing about the world so you're fine. +--- 634715762 +>New owner needed to find the recipe in order to destroy the memory and information about the recipe +>We know that chicken dishes exist, but the specifics of that one recipe are gone +It's an information eraser, but that information needs to form a whole in order to qualify as a concept. Good luck destroying anything but a specific variation of an already existing thing, e.g you can destroy the schematics for one version a prosthetics, but can't destroy blueprints for all prosthetics. diff --git a/v/634697906.txt b/v/634697906.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a15b8048ad328275db6f4293ec7a0a114427fa1e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634697906.txt @@ -0,0 +1,431 @@ +----- +--- 634697906 +UHHH +NINTENBROS....? EXPLAIN THIS? +--- 634697990 +>>634697906 (OP) +Dobson won. +--- 634698009 +>>634697906 (OP) +fucking rekt +--- 634698016 +YOOOO NINDO BE ERASING A BROTHA NIGGA BE WHITEWASHED AYOOO FINNA OOGA BOOGA +--- 634698204 +>>634697906 (OP) +Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot. + +I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance. + +What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to watch the Super Mario movie, nor will they purchase any of Nintendo’s games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move. + +Nintendo, publicly apologize and cancel the Japanese release or you can kiss your business goodbye. +--- 634698209 +>>634697906 (OP) +lmao blackie +--- 634698252 +>>634698204 +>im le japangoloid expert because i love tranime +kek neck yourself weeb +--- 634698331 +>>634697906 (OP) +What's wrong with that name? +--- 634698420 +>>634698252 +>being this new +--- 634698442 +>>634697906 (OP) +>change nigger to spik +You think I didn't play Pokemon? I kmow damn well why the name "Spike" is banned. +--- 634698458 +>>634697906 (OP) +No wonder since Nintendo moved to Seattle giving all powers to Nintendo of America, the latter of which has among other things a former retardera admin at the top +--- 634698465 +>>634698204 +who? +--- 634698502 +>>634698420 +>le copypasta +don't care weebtroon +--- 634698531 +>The Anglo-Saxon name Blackey comes from when the family resided in the village and parish of Blakey Ridge, in the North Riding of Yorkshire. +--- 634698587 +>>634698458 +>a former retardera admin at the top +Are... Are you fucking serious? +--- 634698589 +>>634698252 +Go look at basedjaks, zoomer. +--- 634698627 +what about this nigga +--- 634698698 +>>634698627 +That's Niggeon, a rare pokemon +--- 634698754 +>>634698458 +If NOA had any power at all, Fire Emblem Engage and Xenoblade 3 would have been cancelled. +--- 634698858 +>>634698587 +Unfortunately not joking but it has been like this for years already, the worst thing is that this being is also one of those responsible for "adapting" the content of recent games, often traveling to Japan and "correcting" the game at the source. Fire Emblem was his first contribution, and I love America! +--- 634698902 +>>634697906 (OP) +>uh bros the japs aren't cucked like the west! they don't censor their shit to appease woke faggots! +--- 634699083 +No time stamp. Jesus Christ a fake tweet, you guys can't fool me after Dohna Dohna, you elaborate posts to complain. +--- 634699084 +>>634698754 +>>634698858 +--- 634699108 +>>634698902 +Who are you even quoting? Japan has always submitted to western culture post-WW2, even before PC culture became a thing. +--- 634699123 +>>634699083 +https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/1648938391814443008 +--- 634699187 +>>634698331 +It's already taken by Umbreon in Japan. +--- 634699219 +I unironically hope they reuse Spike's design for the movie for a game. +--- 634699282 +>>634697906 (OP) +could've said it's actually Bracky or something +--- 634699285 +>>634697906 (OP) +Does japan know there are white people with the last name of black(or brown)? What the fuck is the point? +--- 634699296 +they weren't referring to this guy? +--- 634699402 +>>634699285 +It's just for cohesion across the Mario franchise globally +--- 634699409 +White people ruin everything +--- 634699502 +>>634699296 +Obviously not, don't be silly anon. +--- 634699617 +>>634697906 (OP) +>EXPLAIN THIS? +Sure. +What Google is translating to 'Blackie' is more accurately 'Breakie' when translated in context. +It's because he breaks your shit. +Sorry about your autism OP. +--- 634699793 +>>634699617 +Black = ブラック +Break = ブレイク +They are completely different sounds +--- 634699859 +>>634697906 (OP) +There is a reason Eggman and Robotnik became cohesively interchangeable later- it is the same issue. The difference in regional names causes confusion. The movie calls him Spike, so it's his name now formally all over the world. +--- 634699881 +>>634698204 +Is this copypasta? +--- 634700001 +>>634699881 +Yeah if I remember right the original was some sony fanboy complaining about Square-Enix putting FF13 on the 360. +--- 634700147 +>>634697906 (OP) +RIP Blackie +--- 634700332 +>>634699617 +>>634699793 +never once was there an intelligent post with a tiktok of a 3dpd woman next to it +--- 634700336 +>>634698204 +HEH. +--- 634700454 +>>634697906 (OP) +Oh no, anyways... +--- 634700635 +>>634697906 (OP) +>a character nobody has cared for for the past 20-30 years +>Nintendo wants to bring him back +>takes the opportunity to standardize his name with the international version +I don't see this as political, at least not manly. If the old name stayed, nobody in the west would care about the japanese name and japan wouldn't care. +--- 634700671 +>>634700635 +*mainly +--- 634700684 +>>634697906 (OP) +>giving this much attention to some literal who +character + +He's going to start showing up in future games like Pauline has, isn't he. +--- 634700765 +>>634700684 +Yes, Miyamoto is likely trying to recreate the Mario series to autistic perfection before he dies so there's little to no room to change things. +--- 634700815 +>>634700684 +>future movies +fixed +--- 634700817 +>>634698204 +Haven’t seen this in a while +--- 634700892 +>>634700765 +Can't fault him, everything around him is turning to shit. Just look at what they've done and are doing with the LotR stuff. +I would do the same honestly +--- 634700940 +>>634698458 +>NOOOOO, EVERY SINGLE TIME NINTENDO OF JAPAN DOES WOKE SHIT ITS BECAUSE NOA!! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!! +--- 634700979 +I saw this but I immediately thought it was some secret or cryptic message about lying +--- 634700985 +>>634699418 +>machine translated Japanese that doesn't make any actual sense in JP + +Yep, that sure is a Japanese person! +--- 634701029 +I called my black cat Blackie +Am i racist now? +--- 634701075 +>>634697906 (OP) +>is originally Blacky because... he's mean and black is the color of bad guys? +>is Spike internationally because... his personality is spikey? +--- 634701118 +>>634701029 +You're the new Lovecraft. +--- 634701160 +>>634700985 +--- 634701205 +>>634701029 +Probably but not for the cat. +--- 634701272 +>>634698858 +Kill Treehouse employes +Muder Treehouse Employes +Vaporize Treehouse Employes with space lazers +Cujrvestop Treehouse Employes +Roundhouse Kick a Treehouse Employe +Throw Treehouse Employe food into trash cans +--- 634701287 +>>634698754 +Engage and Xenoblade 3 are the most californian pandering entries in the series. +--- 634701353 +>>634701029 +I named my black cat Spook Niggerman. +--- 634701361 +>>634701075 +The -ike in is name is in reference to his nose and scraggly beard. +--- 634701467 +I will never forgive Nintendo for this. +--- 634701520 +>>634697906 (OP) +Seems they just want to unify the names, nothing more. If this really was about political correctness they would change Umbreon's name too, which is also Blacky. +If they actually did that I can't even imagine the shitstorm about retconning a poke's name. +--- 634701578 +>>634701520 +Why go through the trouble of unifying the names now? +--- 634701624 +>>634701029 +I had a cat called Blackie, though he was a rescue and already had the name +But I’m a bit of a racist these days so I suppose it’s possible it’ll happen to you +--- 634701635 +>>634701578 +Probably because Spike's in the movie that will be airing in Japan in a few weeks? +--- 634701678 +>>634700684 +If Spike reappears in the games like Pauline, what design will they even use for him? He has like 4 different designs now. +--- 634701871 +>>634697906 (OP) +Blackie bros....we lost the fight. Fuck this pozzed shit and fuck this movie. Next they'll change Cranky to Grandpa Kong. +--- 634701913 +>>634699418 +wow one tweet +--- 634701957 +>>634698627 +Was gonna say, 0 chance they're changing it's name +--- 634701990 +>>634701871 +They changed his name to unify the character's name with the overseas name. +--- 634702057 +>>634700684 +That’s a good thing +They should bring back shit like Stanley as well, instead of relying on the same characters constantly +--- 634702148 +>>634697906 (OP) +Foreman Spike is a better name than Blackie. He's a construction worker so he uses metal spikes to do stuff. +--- 634702243 +So what are Spike's chances of coming back in the games? +--- 634702342 +>>634697906 (OP) +Chuds lost yet again. +--- 634702517 +>>634699881 +It's copypasta that's nearly old enough to vote. +--- 634702613 +>>634702148 +I agree with "dick sucker" +--- 634702629 +>>634698204 +>Japan is all about muh honor +>still hasn't taken responsibility for the reprehensible war crimes they have committed +Not that much honor +--- 634702630 +>>634697906 (OP) +The movie had a missed opportunity of showing Mario working for him, too much tell-don't-show there imo. +--- 634702674 +>>634699793 +I prefer Negroid. +Legitimately more humorous then either. +--- 634702681 +>>634697906 (OP) +Explain Umbreon then +--- 634702687 +>>634701678 +Probably something like his Mario Movie appearance where it's sort of like a combination of all his designs and it's a pretty good contrast from Mario, Luigi, and even Wario and Waluigi by having a beard and more upper body strength. +--- 634702809 +>>634701287 +By being filled with more swim suits and big titty girls than ever. +--- 634703050 +>>634697906 (OP) +>>634698204 +japanese players aren't happy about it +--- 634703106 +>>634697906 (OP) +He should be called foroman kaiku or foroman joo. +Just sayimg, they knew wtf they were doimg +--- 634703278 +I love confused japs lol +--- 634703498 +>>634701871 +>Next they'll change Cranky to Grandpa Kong +hopefully not but at this rate they might as well change Kong because it's a distant assonance to the mockery "Kangz" +--- 634703545 +>>634703106 +The thumbnail makes his glasses look like eyebrows +--- 634703628 +>ブラッキー +>ブッキー +Huh. I always just assumed Booster was inspired by Wario if anything. +--- 634703735 +>>634701578 +He's like a new character for most people, why not? +--- 634703742 +>>634700940 +Yes, America is the main source of the woke shit. Is this somehow a surprise to you? +--- 634703881 +>>634703278 +>LGTB? wtf +Cluelless nips are the best +--- 634703915 +>>634700635 +me neither. just wanted to make a shitpost thread +It's hilarious how easy it is to convince /v/tards one way or another about particular narratives +--- 634704018 +>>634702687 +All they need to do is give him the overalls and he becomes the perfect spike +--- 634705239 +>>634702809 +But titties were downgraded in XC and swimsuits were almost completely removed from Engage? Disingenuous faggot. +--- 634705483 +>>634703881 +I'd wtf irl too if I ever met such disastrous excuse for a human being +--- 634705589 +>>634705239 +>swimsuits were almost completely removed from Engage? +Who told you that? +--- 634707085 +A shame you can't call anything black for being the color black because of fucking nigger feelings. +Most niggers aren't even black, they're brown. +--- 634707513 +>>634700684 +>>634700765 +he's going full on mario mandate. +--- 634708443 +>>634698204 +Watching some doesn't make you an expert on Japanese culture. Kill yourself +--- 634708784 +Marvel has a character named Bucky and nobody cares +--- 634708846 +>>634703050 +Are they vocal? +--- 634708939 +>>634697906 (OP) +wait wait +does this mean they will change Umbreon's Japanese name as well? +--- 634709032 +>>634698204 +Gaf deep cut +--- 634710036 +What about negro yoshi? +--- 634710602 +>>634698204 +KEK +https://www.neogaf.com/threads/final-fantasy-xiii-confirmed-for-xbox-360.327004/post-11960243 +--- 634710657 +>>634708784 +They have one called The Mandarin and no one cares. +--- 634711701 +>>634698204 +>I'm an expert +Somehow this made me laugh. Good post and kill yourself dumb nigger. +--- 634713772 +>>634707513 +Stop posting your shitty version faggot. +--- 634713801 +>>634697906 (OP) +Eh. +They've retconned names across regions for IP consistency pruposes multiple times before. + +This time, they at least have the guts to announced it instead of just changing it. +Even if they don't have the guts to write "maybe a character referenced in a blockbuster movie shouldn't be name "Blackie" anymore." +--- 634713856 +>>634698204 +holy fucking based +--- 634713912 +>>634697906 (OP) +As if anybody on this board knows who that character is or his Japanese name. This place is no better than twitter. Outraged just to be outraged. +--- 634713930 +>>634702687 +This one reminds me of Billy Mays in a good way +--- 634714075 +>>634698204 +>jokingly exaggerate the importance of something +>replies are genuine + +Both elements hold comedic value. +--- 634714148 +Isn't Blackie a common cat name? +--- 634714246 +>>634705589 +let me guess, every character has a piece of cloth in their hips? lmao +same shit happened with xenoblade, next step is no swimsuits at all +--- 634714329 +>>634697906 (OP) +Why would you even announce this change on twitter instead of just making it quietly? + +Are they retarded? +--- 634714703 +>>634714329 +People would be upset if they found out without an announcement. +If they're upset now, at least they can't say Nintendo was trying to be sneaky about it. +--- 634714869 +>>634698627 +whats her name in japanese? +--- 634714872 +>>634699793 +I've seen at least one other Japanese game where the name is mispelled when it's obvious what they were going for +--- 634714873 +>>634697906 (OP) +>Google translate +They can't even properly translate ex-Yu curse words, not to mention whole articles. +--- 634715025 +>>634697906 (OP) +Blackie would go around destroying stuff and hindering the hero Mario. Hmm, I wonder why the bleeding hearts pressured the Japanese... +--- 634715219 +>>634698204 +>All these newfags who don't know +--- 634715365 +>>634698204 +Here's a toast for ya! +*drinks milk* +--- 634715465 +>>634708443 +Idiot +--- 634715532 +>>634714869 +--- 634715623 +>>634698204 +this post straight up exposed hard that all the woketoid retards raiding in this board havent been here for more than a week +--- 634715657 +>>634715623 diff --git a/v/634698509.txt b/v/634698509.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a6e381f6f8c3902575c41893672a0ca33342ad0e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634698509.txt @@ -0,0 +1,206 @@ +----- +--- 634698509 +Whar are some menheracore video games? +--- 634698987 +I've never lost interest in someone faster than when I see they're cutters. +Fucking pathetic. +--- 634699092 +>>634698509 (OP) +these girls are fucking retarded +--- 634700740 +>>634698509 (OP) +My wife's game of course. +--- 634701475 +>>634698509 (OP) +I've never heard of people cutting one another like this, it's not a group activity. +It's called self-harm for a reason. +--- 634701616 +cutting is hot +yes im fucked in the head +--- 634701626 +>>634701475 +Neither have I, but doubtless it has happened/is happening in niche groups. +Human degeneracy knows no bounds, there was that one case of cannibal fetishists who met up so one could murder and eat the other. +Before they did though they cut off his penis and ate it. +--- 634701774 +>>634698509 (OP) +Damn bitch you live like this? +--- 634702064 +>>634701626 +used to cut a lot back in the day +group cutting seems odd though, maybe its intimate +I know that it doesn't really hurt so long as you aren't going deep +the sting afterwards was always kind of nice, replaced the inflammation that bothers many in their head +which is why I just take anti-inflammatory stuff now when I feel like shit +--- 634702335 +>>634698509 (OP) +Finally a good fucking thread +--- 634702380 +>>634701616 +Based and true +--- 634702428 +>>634702064 +>used to cut a lot +Post cute scars. +--- 634702556 +>>634698509 (OP) +play ames game, she is very cute and needs you +--- 634703004 +>>634702556 +she looks like she has sex while on drugs +--- 634703185 +>>634698509 (OP) +Why do you guys cut? +--- 634703223 +>>634701616 +I used to think that too, especially way back 2007. Then one day my friend suddenly showed up on my house one night, enthusiastically showing me his freshly cut wrist. +I still remember how I was quickly been appalled and realized how stupid to think that was a cool idea. +--- 634703351 +>>634703185 +i dont, i just masturbate to woman that do +--- 634703404 +>>634703004 +why of course, +--- 634703458 +>>634703223 +i dont get it +--- 634703717 +Cutters are honestly lost causes. If a bitch is currently cutting there is nothing you can do to help. Nothing will replace that addiction. t. dated a cutter +--- 634704218 +>>634703717 +and that is a good thing +--- 634704468 +>>634698509 (OP) +candy crush +--- 634704993 +Thats kinda hot I want a sadist gf +--- 634705059 +>>634698509 (OP) +me on the left +--- 634705468 +>>634698987 +I've never gained interest in someone faster than when I see they're cutters. +So arousing +--- 634705619 +Next time you fags cut yourselves try spicing things up, down the road not across the street. +Faggots. +--- 634706107 +cutting is so fucking hot +--- 634706159 +>>634702556 +Cant. EVERY playthrough ends in the nympho end. +--- 634706830 +is it just me or /v/ is full f male menheras? +--- 634707531 +damn retards just do drugs like the rest of us +--- 634707817 +>>634698509 (OP) +trooncore +--- 634707957 +>>634707531 +first she cuts than she drugs up and than she gets my dick +--- 634708182 +>>634698509 (OP) +>/v/ is filled with cutter sissies +Why am I not surprised +--- 634708413 +>>634698509 (OP) +Coffin of Andy and Leyley. Bitch threatens to kill herself as she yandere's over her onii-chan +--- 634708520 +>>634708182 +nah they are all women +ever since twitter became big 4chan isn't that scary anymore since twitter somehow become an even bigger cesspool of degeneracy +--- 634708643 +>>634698509 (OP) +Omori? I don't really care about that lame shit +--- 634708749 +>>634698509 (OP) +Meheras are worse than stacies +--- 634708854 +>>634708749 +perfect fit for /v/irgins then +--- 634708881 +>>634708413 +God I want her to make me worse and vice versa +--- 634708926 +I hate anyone who idolizes being mentally ill +Shit's not cool +--- 634708936 +take care of your mental health, don't end up like this +--- 634708959 +>>634707957 +dont loik blood +loik durgs +simple as +--- 634709005 +>>634708926 +why do you let abib run /v/ +--- 634709094 +>>634708936 +i want a gf that is like this +--- 634709127 +>>634708926 +>has never fucked a crazy girl +--- 634709140 +>>634709005 +--- 634709182 +>>634709127 +All fun and games til she loses her shit +--- 634709249 +>>634709140 +but if you don't like membrane insane why do you? +--- 634709285 +>>634709182 +You get out before that happens +--- 634709448 +>>634703717 +You can always just beat the shit out of them +--- 634709523 +>>634709182 +That's when the fun begins. +--- 634709701 +Cutter chicks are cute but I want a chick to cut me. Where is my bloodplay gf who will bite me so hard that I bleed? +--- 634709714 +>>634709448 +domestic violence will get you far in life +--- 634709818 +>>634703717 +My sister got over it. +With heroin + +She got better though +--- 634710074 +I know a cutter girl who uses all plastic cutlery at home, her parents got her used to it as a kid to avoid cutting and hasn't changed when she moved out. It's cute, hoping she relapses. +--- 634710335 +>>634709818 +Hi its me your future brother in law +--- 634710586 +Sex with ame-chan +--- 634710615 +>>634709714 +Hey, if it works... +--- 634710875 +>Only cutting +No. Heating a knife on the stove until it's red hot and dragging it along the skin listening to it pop and sizzle and watching the little puffs of smoke and flame is where it's at. +--- 634710995 +>>634710875 +Got a webm or a image of that? +--- 634711672 +>>634704993 +It's not so much of a sadist as much as it is a proselytizing masochist. +--- 634713423 +>>634698509 (OP) +disgusting +--- 634714746 +>>634702064 +anti inflammatory stuff like what? +--- 634714759 +>>634698509 (OP) +chicks who cut are hot and it makes me want to abuse them too bad /v/ is filled with so many larping christcucks now +--- 634714929 +>>634698509 (OP) +I can fix her +--- 634714997 +Reminder +--- 634715070 +discord tranny diff --git a/v/634698929.txt b/v/634698929.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4463891ab803adfed9291e4ddc66059aa722a24c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634698929.txt @@ -0,0 +1,369 @@ +----- +--- 634698929 +>comes out tomorrow +>no threads +>no hype + +It’s dead on arrival isn’t it +--- 634699158 +>>634698929 (OP) +i honestly thought it was already a game released like 5 years ago +looks like every cut rate zombie game ever made they all just blend together +--- 634699194 +>Nigger Island 2 +noty +--- 634699216 +>>634698929 (OP) +not on steam no buy +--- 634699259 +>>634698929 (OP) +>EGS exclusive +I'll make threads if it doesn't have any denuvo +--- 634699263 +>>634698929 (OP) +>Epic exclusive +It's always completely dead unless it releases everywhere simultaneously. +Would have given it a shot if it wasn't for the exclusive deal. +--- 634699413 +>>634699263 +precisely + +WHOOPS +ONCE AGAIN +A+ work, Epic +You pay those devs!! +--- 634699435 +>>634698929 (OP) +>Scaling enemy levels according to your own. Making everything fucking pointless just like the first game +Gay as fuck. Just make it a straight up action game. There's no fucking point in finding a wrench that does +5 damage only for enemies to get +25 health. Fuck right off. Not playing simply out of principle. +--- 634699454 +>>634698929 (OP) +I mean what do you want me to say? It's getting alright reviews, maybe they can patch the performance? It's a fucking game where you bash the shit out of zombies. What meaningful discourse is there? +--- 634699592 +Just expecting brainless co-op fun with my friends with whom we completed the first one and ripgide so +--- 634700436 +>>634698929 (OP) +>comes out tomorrow +it releases next year though? +--- 634700769 +>>634699592 +I hope you don't have more than 2 friends. :^) +--- 634700937 +Nobody actually cared about Dead Island to begin with. The trailers were nice, but the game was mediocre. Then it just became funny to laugh at how many times Dead Island 2 changing developers. +--- 634701025 +>>634698929 (OP) +>release date April 21 2023 +Damn you weren’t lying. RIP +--- 634701096 +Getting in a month or two +Preorders are for actual stupid people +--- 634701117 +>>634700937 +I liked Dead Island (and its "sequel" (DLC) Riptide); this game looks like shit and doesn't share the same developers. +--- 634701236 +Pools closed +--- 634701257 +>ESG island only available on EGS +i cant wait for it to make people go "you know dying light 2 wasnt -that- bad" +--- 634701304 +>nigger +DOA +--- 634701309 +>>634698929 (OP) +I fell for the trailer hype for dead island and the game was god fucking awful. Unless they make the most amazing game ever I'm not gonna play this trash. Especially when a jank game like 7dtd is probably better. +--- 634701419 +>>634698929 (OP) +has the game cute women? +--- 634701625 +>>634698929 (OP) +>trailer is just a supercut of their glory kills +>dev's only other real game is Homefront the Revolution +Eh. +--- 634701763 +Didn't know it was going to be an egs game. Shame. +--- 634701835 +>>634701625 +>>dev's only other real game is Homefront the Revolution +Which is pure soul and kino, but a technical train wreck. At least this one runs well. +--- 634701865 +>>634698929 (OP) +--- 634701953 +>>634698929 (OP) +I'm buying it bcs I'm not a poorfag and enjoy mindless zombie games +--- 634702178 +>>634700769 +What the fuck we thought it was for 4 players +--- 634702713 +I have next to 0 expectations, all I know is Dead Island 1 was a guilty pleasure of mine, especially when played with a friend. +I'll probably get it on sale once the major bugs are ironed out +--- 634704150 +>nigger game +>epic chang store +lol +--- 634704856 +>>634698929 (OP) +>comes out tomorrow +But it doesn't? +--- 634705423 +>>634698929 (OP) +>epic exclusive +>most likely has denuvo +Yep. +--- 634705501 +>>634698929 (OP) +why do you keep making this thread +--- 634705573 +>>634698929 (OP) +>No threads +>No hype +/v/ doesn't matter when it comes to a games success. +--- 634705845 +>>634699435 +Apparently you can scale weapons levels aswell if you get attached to one specific wrench or crowbar. +--- 634706065 +The first game was so fucking trash that I only bothered finishing it when it came out because of the weapon duping bug. +--- 634707973 +>>634699435 +yep +that was fucking retarded +same for witcher 3 +--- 634708512 +>>634698929 (OP) +If it had been more of a gritty zombie game instead of the "hehe meme melee modifications, le battery on the side and tape" type of game, I maybe would've bought it. But instead they opt for the retarded-looking weapons to please fortnite kiddos. +--- 634708909 +i will never play as a nigga or something brown +these shit games are being made for americans to be able to immerse themselves +--- 634709120 +>>634698929 (OP) +What there to hype about. +--- 634709315 +>>634698929 (OP) +>no steam release +>exclusivity ends april next year +Will be pirating asap and give my thoughts after whatever form of DRM it uses is cracked. If it's less lenient/focused towards single player unlike Dying Light then it's a skip all together. +--- 634709919 +I'm seeing mostly 7s and sometimes some 8s across the board. So i might wait for discount during a sale even when it does eventually comes to Steam. The game was in development hell and gone across 4 developers if I'm remembering correctly, so it's not surprising this was the result. At least it came out in some sort of acceptable state at all i guess. +--- 634711068 +>>634698929 (OP) +it's not the 2010s anymore so they should stop designing games like it is +this whacky millennial humour shit is getting old as fuck and nobody is interested in a game like that after Saints Row +--- 634711296 +There has never been a better way of killing a game dead than by releasing it exclusively on EGS. +--- 634711508 +>>634708512 +>If it had been more of a gritty zombie game +Dying Light 2 was that game, and it sucked horse cock. This game is the anti-Dying Light 2. +--- 634711582 +It won't have denuvo because Deepsilver never uses them and Timmy alreay paid for my copy so yeah, a free game! +--- 634711759 +>>634711508 +>This game is the anti-Dying Light 2. +What the fuck does that even mean? you sound like a marketer or something. It's absolutely doing whacky zombie game, shut up. +--- 634711779 +>>634711582 +>It won't have denuvo because Deepsilver never uses them +Yes, they do. Homefront: The Revolution had Denuvo. +--- 634711852 +>>634711759 +It's easy. You know every creative choice Dying Light 2 made? Well, Dambuster did the opposite of that. Open world? Zones. Serious tone? Satire. Free running focused? Much slower pace with gadgets and stuff. It's basically the opposite of Dying Light 2 in every way you can think of. +--- 634712017 +>>634701865 +This thing is mining buttcoin on computers isn't it +--- 634712210 +>>634698929 (OP) +>>634705573 +this +they have streamers and other social media addcits to work for them +--- 634712459 +>>634698929 (OP) +>comes out tomorrow +On Epic. Most people will have to wait a year. + +I liked the original Dead Island games. Pretty fun melee combat. Once you get into the city and out of the resort it loses some of the character though. + +>>634701117 +Riptide should've been a DLC. +>>634701953 +based zombie genocider +--- 634712518 +>>634698929 (OP) +Faggot island 2 kike edition looks shit that’s why +--- 634712682 +>>634712459 +>On Epic. Most people will have to wait a year. +I don't there are many people left using Steam in 2023. +--- 634712740 +>>634698929 (OP) +What THE FUCK took them this long? This game was supposed to release like 6 years ago lmao. +--- 634712874 +Its gonna be a piece of shit with a lot, and i mean, a looooooot of glitchs and bugs that break the game, delete you save file, get you stuck in some areas etc +After 5 or 6 patches (like 6 month) maybe is gonna be a , ok game +Also epic shit exclusive WITH denuvo, so is fucking over +--- 634712901 +>>634698929 (OP) +what? I thought it was cancelled long time ago +--- 634712916 +>>634712682 +Uh huh +--- 634712921 +Denuvo confirmed? +--- 634712987 +>>634698929 (OP) +Yes it's actually doa + +Funny that /v/ will say the same shit for every game +--- 634713003 +>>634712459 +>Riptide should've been a DLC. +It is a DLC, it just took too long to come out so was released as a separate game. +--- 634713140 +>>634711852 +>Open world? Zones +Well what's good about that? it's just like the first game and will feel disjointed. +>Serious tone? Satire +Only Dead Rising could get away with pulling off both satire and a serious setting. Good writers are required to sell it. From what I've seen of said satire some of it really misses the mark. +>Much slower pace with gadgets and stuff +Meh, it's up to what they do with terrain to be able to know how well it works. Freerunning kind of fixed the stale gameplay of Dead Island 1 when Dying Light 1 came around. +--- 634713228 +>>634698929 (OP) +--- 634713362 +>>634713140 +>Well what's good about that? it's just like the first game and will feel disjointed. +Supposedly they are smaller and more linear than even the first game. +--- 634713392 +>>634701865 +The fuck are those CPU requirements? +--- 634713506 +Holy fuck this game is gory +--- 634713730 +>>634713362 +>smaller and more linear than even the first game +--- 634713830 +>>634701865 +>games haven't seen any graphical improvements since Halo 4 +>requirements keep rising + +I read a conspiracy theory proposing that games are intentionally being poorly optimized to give consumers an incentive to buy more powerful components. + +Considering most tech nowadays is built to break in time for the release of the new product, it doesn't sound too far fetched. +--- 634713865 +>>634698929 (OP) +Have you seen the cover? Lmao they can fuck off not playing it not giving them any money not pirating it not even talking about it, it doesnt exist what? Exactly +--- 634713927 +>>634701236 +based +--- 634713992 +it is EGS exclusive so no one will care for it until it goes on steam. +Also this >>634701865 +--- 634714129 +All the faggots whining about a black person on the cover are probably the same faggots who loved Sam B in the first game. +WHO DO YOU VODOO BITCH. +--- 634714208 +>>634698929 (OP) +Does it have denuvo? if not i might give it a pirate i actually liked the first one. +--- 634714326 +>>634713830 +>>games haven't seen any graphical improvements since Halo 4 +Except this isn't true. +--- 634714331 +>>634713506 +yeah locked-in-the-animation kill. That will be fun repeating for 10000x times +--- 634714375 +>>634712682 +Most people don't want to split their libraries +--- 634714427 +>>634712017 +>>634713392 +>>634713830 +>>634713992 +>complaining about minimum req +>for GPU and CPU that exist NINE FUCKING YEARS AGO +>WHY MY PENTIUM 2 CAN'T RUN BIOSHOCK? OMG!!!`111!OENOENONE +Nigger, a fucking PS4 port like Shit of us forced you to buy $500 GPU to run it at minimum setting. +--- 634714439 +>>634698929 (OP) +Eh I'll play it when Empress releases it. It'll probably be fun. +--- 634714517 +>>634714331 +That's what's offputting to me. All those animations throughout all the gameplay footage. +Do developers think those are more cool and satisfying than just whacking the zombie normally and seeing the fun and dynamic ragdoll physics? +Hopefully it's something you can easily just avoid doing during normal gameplay. +--- 634714630 +>>634714331 +>yeah locked-in-the-animation kill +The QTE animation kills are atrocious as well. +--- 634714671 +>>634698929 (OP) +>It’s dead +yeah, dead island +--- 634714689 +>>634701865 +>Zombies, so ai is basically non resistant +>No physics being calculated +>Still requires 8 core cpu +What the fuck is going on +--- 634714716 +Zombieshit fatigue is real +Only real game that can still pull it off is Resident Evil and even then they don't really put much emphasis of zombie-like +--- 634714795 +>>634701865 +>4K resolution +>CPU needing to change at all from High +--- 634714841 +>epic chink store exclusive +It was supposed to succeed? +--- 634714890 +>>634701865 +Hmm so say someone wanted to run this on the SUPER FUCKING COOL 750TI. How feasible is it and what resolution could they run it at with THE COMPLETELY AMAZING AND TOTALLY AWESOME 750ti? +--- 634714918 +>>634714326 +Yeah, most games look worse +--- 634714983 +>>634714716 +Play Dying Light +--- 634715015 +>>634714331 +>>634714517 +>>634714630 +It's okay when Doom Eternal does it. +--- 634715020 +>>634698929 (OP) +No it's dead on an island +--- 634715042 +>>634714689 +>Existent +Goddamn fucking autocorrect. + +>>634714129 +Also, nice bot/shill post +--- 634715079 +>zombie melee hand simulator +Brutally boring, draining, tired. +--- 634715208 +>>634698929 (OP) +Why did people like Dead Island 1 anyway +>Boring quest design +>Weapon degradation +>Obligatory piece of shit skill point upgrade tree +>Limited space for vehicles but maps are tedious to walk through +>Combat is like a worse dead rising +I genuinely don't get it +--- 634715414 +>>634715015 +what are you on about? everyone on the planet complains about glory kills taking you out of the action +--- 634715502 +>>634713140 +>it's just like the first game and will feel disjointed. +No, it's like Homefront 2. Fixation on highly detailed interiors just like Homefront 2, as well. +--- 634715576 +>>634715414 +You're the first guy I have met that says glory kills in Doom are ass. + +And I agree, but I love zombie games, I genuinely can't get enough of them. +--- 634715592 +>>634715208 +No one liked Dead Island 1 (although it was kind of charming desu). +The fact that the sequel was re-announced after being in dev hell for years, and after Dying Light 2 (and 1) was mind boggling. +--- 634715671 +>>634715208 +Both the first and second game had great trailers and uuhhhhh... yeah that's it. diff --git a/v/634699669.txt b/v/634699669.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..697c672633cdbeef882021547b04f9896f5f10fe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634699669.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1389 @@ +----- +--- 634699669 +there's no way this shit is an actual video game +--- 634699712 +>>634699669 (OP) +Never going to play your shit game shill +kill yourself +--- 634699715 +>>634699669 (OP) +First time I’ve ever been impressed with a game’s graphics. +--- 634699724 +>>634699669 (OP) +It's well done post processing filters and realistic camera movement +--- 634699727 +>>634699669 (OP) +No Nintendies this will not run on your Switch haha +--- 634699768 +it's a webm from hardcore henry +--- 634699872 +>>634699669 (OP) +How does the head and arm move independently from each other? +--- 634699885 +>>634699727 +Rent-free +--- 634700009 +>>634699727 +>thread has nothing to do with Nintendo +>not even by the slightest of proxy +>anon goes into it to post about Nintendo +--- 634700062 +>>634700009 +It's made with Unreal Engine 5 and we have seen how NMH3 performed so "well" on Switch ohhohohohho hahaaha +--- 634700069 +>>634699872 +my delaying the camera movement? and having a deadzone where camera doesn't move as you move the mouse. +--- 634700085 +this looks like christchurch footage lmao +--- 634700101 +>>634699669 (OP) +brooooooooooooooooooooo +--- 634700106 +>>634699669 (OP) +What the fuck this isn't a video of some sperg IRL pretending to be an operator? +--- 634700169 +What's with retards feigning ignorance on a bodycam footage game? +--- 634700217 +>>634700062 +Nmh3 was unreal 4, retard +--- 634700272 +>>634700217 +dont care ;3 +--- 634700387 +a tarkov like game with this graphic fidelity and vr would be nice +--- 634700462 +>>634700009 +Please understand, Nintendo derangement is still a massive issue to this day. +--- 634700487 +>>634699669 (OP) +>another russian fake trailer for a scam +--- 634700512 +not enough Blacks to be realistic +--- 634700595 +>>634699669 (OP) +I kept expecting this to be a horror game. +--- 634700721 +>>634700062 +>anon keeps going +--- 634700776 +>>634700487 +its French tho? +--- 634700958 +>>634699669 (OP) +>realism GOOD +woah, it's fucking nothing. time to play vampire survivors, see you later bros +--- 634701014 +>>634700776 +It's still Putin's fault somehow +--- 634701058 +just imagine all the horrible mass shooting we could simulate with this technology, chudbros +--- 634701085 +>>634699669 (OP) +>take body cam footage +>apply some aftereffects +>people fall for it +Why are people so absolutely retarded? +--- 634701137 +>>634700958 +>he "plays" a skinner box "game" literally designed by someone who worked on slot machines +I bet you "play" idle "games" too, don't you? NPC behavior. +--- 634701142 +>>634699669 (OP) +>that """""gameplay""""" +it isn't, it's basically one of those old sega cd amv games with decent editing +--- 634701178 +>>634700272 +you got btfo pretty hard there +i'd delete my account and kms if i were you +--- 634701225 +>>634701137 +The slot machine element of the game gets lost pretty quick once you start unlocking menu banishes and rerolls, it's more of a build simulator type of autism. +--- 634701258 +Every time he aims it ends in a different spot +No doubt this feels even more sluggish and clunky than rdr2, like moving your guys arms through mud +--- 634701271 +>>634699712 +Fpskizop. +How demanding is this game? +--- 634701273 +>>634701085 +are you are this dumb?, it's unreal engine and this >>634699724 + +the game probably wont look just like that upon release, but still it's good enough to show what people can do +--- 634701310 +>>634699669 (OP) +Either this is 40 seconds of mocap slapped into UE or it's going to play like absolute shit. +--- 634701340 +>>634701085 +It's very obviously from a game engine, it's just the gameplay that is scripted. +>>634701142 +No, it is being rendered in realtime. +--- 634701352 +>>634701258 +Thats what realism is. +Im tired of fps were you're faster than Jhon Wick. +--- 634701375 +>>634701178 +did you forget you were on Reddit? +--- 634701386 +>>634701273 +>i-its unreal engine +Its literally just bodycam footage with affereffects laid on, such as smoke, some lighting tweaks to make it look 'faker' like a video game, and obviously some overlays for a fake ui. +--- 634701408 +>>634701352 +Tac shooters don't play like sluggish crap you 18 year old cretin. +--- 634701409 +>>634701273 +Also photogrammetry terrain. Looks cool, will pirate. +--- 634701423 +>>634701352 +I want things to happen when I press buttons without a 20 minute delay +--- 634701481 +The graphics are good but something about the body cam and the violence feels shock enduring so it might not be a game for everybody. +--- 634701516 +games with this level of fidelity dont ever really have engaging gameplay. it will only ever be "walk through some locations and shoot one or two guys hiding in a few rooms. + +even something simple like an extraction mission would be more exciting but all of the effort goes into the visuals before you realise these types of people dont know how to make a videogame interesting. + +>>634700387 +the amount of time and resources it would take to make something of that quality is not feasible, something somewhere would fuck up and take too long. i think it fits best as a short indie experience or solidifying a core gameplay style like a SWAT game or mission based, as in actual different tactical objective, based game. too big a scope always fucks it. Tarkov doesnt even work for various reasons +--- 634701547 +>>634701386 +The red crate from >>634701375 shows PCSS artifacts in its shadows, its not irl footage. +--- 634701575 +>>634701352 +>tired of fps where you can actually shoot enemies +first dickhead to sit in a corridor and hold a hallway for 45 seconds and call it fun +--- 634701594 +it doesn't look fun at all +--- 634701661 +>>634701547 +>camera has artifacts +>like literally any camera in existance +>i-its totally real footage! +Retard. +--- 634701820 +Do people unironically think this isn't edited bodycam footage? +--- 634701839 +>>634699715 +Youre not cool or interesting loser +--- 634701980 +>>634700272 +Huh this looks worse in this webm. +--- 634702024 +>>634701980 +its older footage +--- 634702047 +>>634701820 +Y'know how those cops slide up stairs at sharp angles. +--- 634702059 +>>634701980 +It's a shit webm +--- 634702065 +>>634701820 +First webm looked like FMV (I'm on my phone) + +>>634701375 +>>634700272 +This however looks like a regular game. +--- 634702169 +>>634701661 +PCSS (Percentage Closer Soft Shadows) are a technique for rendering shadows, and that's where the artifacting is present. Specifically, the shadow of the thin bar disappears when it is overlapped from a further away shadow, which wouldn't happen in real-life. +--- 634702205 +>literally just pre-rendered footage disguised as gameplay +>/v/ buys it +what happened to this place +--- 634702214 +>>634699669 (OP) +the lighting is very good at tricking you +it imitates camera focus pretty damn well, otherwise you can easily spot UE5 graphics +--- 634702232 +>>634701820 +I have to imagine its shills or something at this point. +--- 634702260 +>>634702047 +What are you talking about? The footage cuts on the first set of stairs entering the building, and the second one they screw up and cut a little late and you can clearly see the bobbing of movement, because its real footage of a guy walking up stairs. +>>634702169 +>wtf they could never do that with video effects its clearly unreal engine footage +Already said it was clearly edited to make it look "fake", retard. +--- 634702262 +>>634701375 +>Jerry cans buried in the floor +that's kind a unrealistic like something a game would do? +--- 634702294 +Are you guys fucking retarded? It only looks good because of the low quality. This looks like a unity game or some shit. +--- 634702295 +>>634701386 +>Its literally just bodycam footage with affereffects laid on, +lol. It's clearly not real footage. It's very impressive, but clearly a game in certain place. Look at the ground in the last room and tell me that's real footage. I don't know what sort of place you've been hiding for the last few years if you think this is impossible +--- 634702302 +>>634701820 +>>634702232 +Pause the video at any point (that isn't blurred to oblivion), it's obviously not real. +--- 634702339 +>>634702232 +Its absolutely shills. Maybe you're too zoomer but there was a mudskin shilling his "engine" years back that had "infinite detail" which shocking nobody with a brain turned out to be fake. Same shit here, some frenchfag made this fake trailer and is now shilling it everywhere looking to get hooked up with investment money for his """game""". +--- 634702352 +>>634702260 +>>wtf they could never do that with video effects its clearly unreal engine footage +>Already said it was clearly edited to make it look "fake", retard. +To make that "edit", you'd have to accurately recreate the entire environment in 3D. +--- 634702408 +>>634702352 +>you'd have to accurately recreate the entire environment in 3D. +Yes, which they did. Its edited real life bodycam footage. This has been said multiple times. Do you have mental issues? +--- 634702414 +Yes the "game" is likely rendered in UE5. +No, the "game" will not be a traditional FPS, it's more of a FMV game. All of the motion and movement is prerecorded. + +Seriously, read the game description, look up the devs, these guys just didn't magically create the most unique and bespoke animations in all of gaming history with a team of one ideas guy and a musician. +--- 634702434 +>>634700101 +fuck off cunt +--- 634702435 +>>634701820 +have you never used a flashlight inside before? +--- 634702440 +Camera bob is cancer and you should feel bad +--- 634702496 +>>634702294 +>it only looks good because they made it look good +>are you guys fucking retarded? movies only look good because they use certain film types, fps, editing and colour grading. This looks like it was filmed on a Nikon or some shit. + +retards who blame engines arent fit to share opinions. youre like the RE Engine guy +--- 634702505 +jesus fucking christ, can /v/ not be a bunch of fucking contrarians for once +--- 634702516 +>>634699669 (OP) +Finally real life the game +--- 634702529 +>>634702435 +I have, lots of different ones too. The "cop" in this footage is using some garbage flashlight, a maglight would cut way better even in the brighter rooms +--- 634702553 +>>634701137 +sounds like a skill issue +--- 634702584 +>>634702408 +So you are admitting that it was rendered in UE5? +--- 634702603 +>>634702414 +>Unrecord is a tactical shooter +>An original aiming system: free-aiming system with authentic ADS and unrestricted hand movements. +>A narrative-driven FPS +? +--- 634702636 +>>634699669 (OP) +The epitome of soulless. +If i wanted a game to imitate real life I wouldn't bother with video games, fucking faggots, you disgust me. +--- 634702684 +>>634702603 +not him but wtf are "unrestricted hand movements" and how do you do that with a gamepad or m/kb +--- 634702718 +>>634702684 +Free aiming has been a thing for a long time, like Red Orchestra. +--- 634702724 +I don't know if /v/ is pretending to be retarded or if you niggers are genuinely so stupid that you look at a video like this and think it's actual footage of real life. +>>634702232 +>>634702339 +The only shills are the ones insisting that this is real life footage. For fuck's sake. It doesn't look THAT good. I mean seriously >>634702414 +>Seriously, read the game description, look up the devs, these guys just didn't magically create the most unique and bespoke animations in all of gaming history with a team of one ideas guy and a musician. +Nice marketing buzzwords you fucking faggot. +--- 634702749 +>>634702603 +>Unrecord is a tactical shooter where players can expect an immersive and narrative experience. Unrecord features complex dialogues, innovative gameplay mechanics, tough moral dilemmas, and a unique shooting system. The storyline in Unrecord can be compared to a detective novel or a thriller. The player will have to investigate several criminal cases and confront a diverse cast of characters. The game's plot and presentation will be central to the gameplay experience, and players can anticipate a range of gameplay sequences as well as numerous plot twists. + +its gonna be a "hit space to shoot" piece of shit. bet. +--- 634702780 +I know this photogrammetry scan +It looks WAY less impressive actually in VR. +--- 634702785 +>>634701820 +I swear, you people must've missed everything related to the Unreal engine, and be completely oblivious to the effect that lighting has on graphics. There's a reason why it looks more realistic the more light is in the room +--- 634702793 +>>634702718 +so then how is that original? +--- 634702815 +>>634702414 +why the fuck would you spend all that time and effort making an on rails FMV when you could just do it with a gopro and a couple of guys? that's unbelievably retarded. like you. +--- 634702829 +>>634699669 (OP) +So how many gorillobytes of RAM do i need to run it at a photorealistic framerate without setting my electronics on photorealistic fire? +--- 634702841 +>>634702793 +did you miss the other half of that part +its in combination with the hand movements and ADS +--- 634702852 +>>634702724 +are you too young or stupid to know know what bespoke means? Jesus fuck +--- 634702871 +>>634702408 +Do you? Just look at the the textures. Have you never seen a video game in your life? +--- 634702908 +>>634700272 +What happens if you shoot the glas? +--- 634702914 +>people saying it's just real footage with a filter +oh fuck he killed that guy +--- 634702918 +>>634702841 +ok so its free aiming like some other games, but with "hand movements" and ADS? I genuinely don't know what that means or how it'll be controlled. Like, is the camera moving on its own and WASD moves my hands? +--- 634702946 +are there people who genuinely believe this is real footage +you can literally see the player model clip into objects lmao +unironically worse than the people who believe it's real gameplay +--- 634702971 +>>634702914 +Anon do you think when people die in movies they are really getting killed? +--- 634702987 +>>634702815 +What time and effort? It's all premade UE shit. Dude probably rented a studio for a few hundred euro with some mocap actors. +--- 634703000 +hell yeah baby kane & lynch is back we are so fucking back +--- 634703010 +>>634702829 +presumably they want to actually sell their game so it will probably run just fine on a 12gb 3060 but not a 3060 ti, a 3070, or a 3070ti +--- 634703028 +>>634699669 (OP) +The fence on the right is literally from the Matrix UE5 asset pack. +--- 634703035 +>it's story heavy +Nice. This actually makes it more unique, and thankfully not another generic Tarkov or Ready or Not clone. +--- 634703059 +>>634702908 +You can't, its on rails. + +>>634702829 +They'll leave the video file uncompressed just enough for you to think its an actual game. +--- 634703064 +>>634699669 (OP) +--- 634703074 +>>634702636 +Yeah same retarded argument every time. Go be a cop IRL and do some criminal hunting, since obviously a game doesn't need to provide that for you. +--- 634703084 +>>634702987 +>What time and effort? It's all premade UE shit. Dude probably rented a studio for a few hundred euro with some mocap actors. + +no doubt. but that's still more money and time than a gopro and some polacks +--- 634703115 +>>634702987 +>What time and effort? It's all premade UE shit. +Do you think assets being in the store means you click a button and generate a full game? +>Dude probably rented a studio for a few hundred euro with some mocap actors. +Yeah, actors and a full setup mocap stage for a couple hundred Euros. Fucking retard +--- 634703119 +>>634703028 +Yeah, they added it to make it seem more fake. Look at that shot in the webm, everything looks photoreal (because it is) ASIDE from the very low texture shitty looking u5 asset they pasted on there. +--- 634703130 +tried out the demo +doesn't really strike me the same way the trailer does, but maybe it's because you're a spectator window instead of the actual player +--- 634703161 +>>634702971 +>watch movie +>see people get shot +>blood spatters everywhere +>they fall down dead +What, you're telling me not to trust my own eyes? You can't fool me. +--- 634703189 +>>634699669 (OP) +What do the enemies actually look like? Usually it's the NPCs that let the whole thing down with realistic environments. +--- 634703218 +>>634703119 +It's a photogrammetry scan you fucking dip. +You can check this shit out in SteamHOME. +--- 634703230 +>>634703084 +true but that wouldn't fool anyone into thinking you're making the craziest coolest most insane game ever preorder now wishlist on steam today +--- 634703270 +>>634703130 +demo? is it playable? any other pics? +--- 634703273 +>>634702971 +Yes. +--- 634703287 +>>634699669 (OP) +Unreal Engine 5 is capable of this + +>My latest environment, freely based on a real-life train station in Toyama, Japan. The environment is running in Unreal Engine 5, lit with Lumen. I didn't use Nanite. I worked on all modeling, texturing, lighting and animation for this video. The only exception is foliage, which is from Quixel Megascans. + +(UE5) etchū-daimon station - 越中大門駅: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2paNFnw1wRs [Embed] + +(Breakdown/メイキング) I wrote about how I made Etchū-Daimon Station/越中大門駅 in UE5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZV8tgJYndY [Embed] + +https://gamesartist.co.uk/etchu-daimon-station/ +--- 634703305 +>>634703115 +>Do you think assets being in the store +The entire engine is at their use. They have more than just assets +>means you click a button and generate a full game? +Why the hell would you think this is a full game? +--- 634703340 +>>634703270 +https://drakelings.bluedrake42.com/index.php?%2Ffile%2F227-bodycam-prototype-level%2F +--- 634703396 +>>634703119 +You're really working to make this theory of yours stick, huh. I think you are very unaware of what modern graphics can be. Which either makes you tech illiterate or completely unaware of the current state of the Unreal engine +--- 634703435 +To anyone still wondering THIS is the game. This and maybe clicking the mouse to shoot sometimes. +--- 634703472 +>>634703435 +So an fps. +--- 634703503 +>>634703396 +>I think you are very unaware of what modern graphics can be +Modern "graphics" are not even close to OPs video. +--- 634703505 +>>634699669 (OP) +Imagine making a gameplay demo that pushes the latest Unreal Engine to it's extent, only to use it for tacticool gun larper cringe. +--- 634703530 +>>634703472 +no a choose your own adventure +--- 634703584 +>>634703530 +So an fps. +--- 634703618 +>>634701375 +>pistol follows granade trajectory +>n-no, guys, it's deffinitely not a real-life foootage! Trust pls +--- 634703621 +>>634699669 (OP) +BEHOLD, REALISM! + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLU0Y9aRELY [Embed] +--- 634703667 +>>634703505 +Yes, we get it anon +They should’ve made a super realistic sex simulator instead +--- 634703726 +>>634703584 +lmao sure nigga, next time I play phantasmagoria I'll refer to it as a "fps" +--- 634703751 +>>634699669 (OP) +>US Public School Simulator +You'd think people would be a bit more sensitive with recent events +--- 634703765 +>>634701839 +How much do you weigh? +--- 634703834 +>>634703503 +>posts Legend of Zelda +Now I know you're fucking with me +--- 634703885 +>>634703618 +>2012+11 +>s-stuttering +shiggy +--- 634703910 +>>634703834 +One of the most popular modern games, and one of the better looking ones. How is it a bad example? +--- 634703913 +>>634699669 (OP) +Is this a game or are trying to ruse me? +--- 634703930 +>censored faces +it's a real life footage retards +--- 634703950 +>>634703435 +This is probably it. Not necessarily a bad thing though sort of dishonest to call it a FPS when you're not actively controlling the movement of your character. It's really something more like Police Quest Swat. +--- 634703994 +>>634703751 +Yeah, let's all wait until shootings in US aren't a "recent event". +... +... +... +--- 634704015 +>>634703618 +>grenade +blind retard +--- 634704023 +>>634703119 +literally every metallic surface in the game looks like it's made of sintered aluminium, and the flashlight shadows are completely unrealistic. you're an idiot. +--- 634704047 +>>634703913 +>>634703435 +It's a telltale game in first person +--- 634704050 +You're all wrong, it's a mix of body cam footage and gameplay. The last room is entirely gameplay and there's a splice between footage and game. This is a publicity stunt. +--- 634704069 +>>634704050 +This. +--- 634704070 +>>634703751 +you sound like boomers saying that doom and quake were responsible for school shootings +--- 634704073 +>>634699669 (OP) +Is it true zoomers have gone so long without going outside they think real life looks like a fisheye lens? +--- 634704139 +>>634702414 +I think you're right. Its probably mo-capped and on-rails or something. +--- 634704237 +>>634703910 +Move on to someone else, anon +--- 634704254 +>>634703505 +Well, yeah? +People with a lack of abstract thinking and go for photorealism generally are completely strapped for ideas when it comes to interesting gameplay. +One begets the other. +--- 634704308 +>>634703726 +Well yeah +It's an "FPS" +A first person spooker +--- 634704309 +>>634703930 +N-No they censored the footage because um, its too realistic otherwise. Yeah, thats it! +--- 634704339 +>>634699669 (OP) +>shooter garbage +When are we getting something like this for a fantasy setting like lotr? If you want realistic shooters just join the military. +--- 634704365 +>>634704070 +>doom and quake were responsible for school shootings +They were. Without violent elements these kids wouldn't be doing violent things. +--- 634704382 +why are people trying to argue about whether it’s real or fake when there’s literally a playable demo +go download it and see for yourselves >>634703340 +--- 634704430 +>>634700272 +Imagine the horror game potential +--- 634704458 +>>634702414 +You probably do have some choice in movement and aiming, but yeah, animations are all going to be scripted like a FMV game which is actually kind of neat and like an evolution of the FMV games of the 90s. +--- 634704572 +>>634704308 +>Using spoiler twice on the same line cancels it out +Well fuck you too then +--- 634704574 +Extremely impressive lighting engine. Is this UE5? +--- 634704635 +>>634704574 +yea +--- 634704636 +>>634703765 +150kg +--- 634704643 +Graphics never needed to advance beyond Gamecube quality +--- 634704701 +>>634704382 +Not clicking your link bluedrake. +--- 634704718 +>>634699669 (OP) +Why the fuck is he running around in a crack den? +--- 634704719 +Stalker Call of Pripyat with mods. +--- 634704736 +>>634704643 +They haven't. +For Nintendo. +--- 634704784 +>>634701820 +what are you, some kind of retard? +--- 634704829 +>>634701980 +It was the first "showcase" the dev did for this game, over a year ago. +--- 634704835 +>>634702553 +Die in a fire normalfag. +--- 634704837 +now that LiveLeak is dead where can you actually find bodycam footage? +--- 634704859 +>>634704837 +/k/ +--- 634704879 +>>634699669 (OP) +>is- is that mocapped first person animation and post processing to emulate camera exposure in a blocky environment with photographed textures and baked lighting? +>AAAAH I'TS LITERALLY REAL LIFE I'M GOING INSAAAANE +Emphasis on "blocky environment". +--- 634704880 +>>634700062 +nobody cares you obsessed virgin +go touch grass and find something real to whine about +--- 634704956 +>>634704837 +PoliceActivity on youtube +--- 634704975 +>>634703064 +damn CS2 looks dope +--- 634705030 +>>634704636 +Based big boy +--- 634705050 +>>634699669 (OP) +point and click with an irl footage was invented near 2000 if nor earlier, what's making you hard to believe that it is, in fact a video game? +--- 634705079 +>>634699669 (OP) +Oh boy I can't wait for most modern games to look like this so everything, even more than now, looks like the same washed out sterilized trash, and midwits will still praise the """""art direction""""" even though it'll look the same as every other game. +--- 634705092 +>>634704574 +>Is this UE5? +No its a camera, in real life, with filters. +--- 634705124 +>>634703950 +Dev said it's not a rail shooter +--- 634705225 +>>634700217 +looks like it was on unreal engine 2. +--- 634705227 +>>634704574 +Yep, Lumen is fucking black magicks +Looks like RT lighting in some scenes but it's not raytraced +--- 634705238 +>>634699669 (OP) +Wow, if the video is small enough that you can't see how shitty the textures are and how blurry everything is, it actually looks kinda decent. +--- 634705241 +>>634699872 +free look button. i think you can do it in arma by holding alt +--- 634705242 +>>634705124 +>wow thats so impressive, we should give this person money - invester +This is what they want to happen with their "game" footage. +--- 634705317 +The one smart thing I think the dev did is making the faces censored or blurred, since one of the toughest things to animate and get right is NPCs faces, imagine seeing all of these realistic environment and then you look at a face and its all Hamlet looking. +--- 634705350 +>>634703064 +--- 634705351 +>>634705079 +Is this bait? Games, especially shooters, are way more colorful than in 2003. HL2 came out in 2004. I look up "2003 games" on google images and half the screenshots are brown and bloom. +--- 634705512 +>see the trailer +>'oh neat, this VR game looks fucking nice' +>turns out it's not VR, just good animation +Dang. Makes me want a good lootyshoot with nice gwafix like this. Kind of hope STALKER 2 gets VR support. VR STALKER or Fallout is a craving that hasn't been sated. +--- 634705594 +>>634699669 (OP) +>>634700272 +First is unrecord but the second one, is it too? Was it the same guy? Really fast progress compared to nu-indie devs. +--- 634705825 +>>634705124 +I think he's not giving the full truth of what is exactly going on because games COULD do this sort of stuff right now, but they choose not to because while it makes for an impressive video it doesn't really translate to a pleasant game experience. +--- 634706037 +>>634699669 (OP) +Not a game. +Its just some dude and a gopro +I dont get why anons on the comments pretend to be retarded and believe its real. Is this the new le funnay way of memeing? Fucking zoomers +--- 634706132 +>>634699669 (OP) +WHAT GAME? +--- 634706283 +>>634706037 +the future is now, gramps +--- 634706312 +>>634705124 +Fuck, future is now bros +--- 634706345 +>>634705512 +Stalker 2 is UE5, it will get a VR mod day one with the Unreal VR injector and and motion controls likely soon to follow. Fallout 4 VR exists and there's mods to make it bearable. Maybe also check out Into the Radius. +--- 634706368 +>>634706132 +Its bodycam footage, not a game. +--- 634706395 +>>634706037 +nah +--- 634706446 +>>634706368 + +read >>634705124 +--- 634706506 +>>634703751 +Dude school shootings their culture you wouldnt understand +--- 634706550 +>>634706446 +Devs lying to get investment money. Couple of years ago he'd have made a kickstarter but people don't fool for those anymore for big money like they used to. +--- 634706583 +>>634700106 +>>634700487 +>>634701085 +>>634701142 +>>634701661 +>>634701820 +>>634702205 +>>634702232 +>>634702339 +>>634702408 +>>634701386 +>game looks unrealistic to me because there's no path tracing +>autists on /v/ argue it's le real footage with le effects +Please go outside once, this is not how light works. As he said >>634702435 the entire room should get lit. +Since you're all basement dwellers just put your brightness to the max or use your phone's flashlight and see your whole basement slightly lits up as light bounces around. + +God, I fucking hate this place full of tendies and consolefags who have never seen path tracing or seen actual photorealistic CGI. +--- 634706625 +>>634699669 (OP) +>if I move around like retarded video game character, nobody will notice its just edited gopro footage +--- 634706664 +why are boomers like this... +--- 634706669 +>>634706312 +>Video game where you walk around and shoot people but it looks good +Truly the medium is reaching new heights never even thought possible. +--- 634706676 +>>634706583 +>haha look I mass replied +tl;dr +--- 634706692 +>>634706583 +What part of "it's edited" do you not understand? +--- 634706728 +>>634706583 +you forfeit your right to be mad at people once you use this shit of a site +--- 634706731 +I will never understand graphicsfags, photorealism sucks dick +If you want a photorealistic shooter just grab a gun and shoot up a mall or something +--- 634706758 +>>634706731 +>glowing +--- 634706782 +>>634701352 +Please explain your thought process here. +In real life, you aim with your REAL ARMS, and how fast can you move those? +That's right, you move your computer mouse with those same arms you'd aim a gun with. + +You fucking retard. +--- 634706796 +>>634706583 +Nigga you dumb. +--- 634706798 +>>634703910 +>bro look at these modern graphics +>uses a game that didn't focus on graphics +Raytraced minecraft would have been a better example than that +--- 634707064 +>>634706583 +Some, if not all of them, are just shitposting. Don't spend more time on it +--- 634707169 +>its real life footage of a guy running around with a gopro +meds +>its an on rails teltale story game +disproven +>it looks too realistic it should have quirky fortnite cartoon graphics which im going to pretend to like now for some reason +LOL + +unrecordGODS already causing colossal levels of cope (and/or seethe)and it haven't even been 24 hours since the gameplay released +--- 634707303 +>fps +but i want a 4 niggas in row game +--- 634707343 +>>634705351 +The one example you have being Fortnite doesn't amount to more than a puddle of piss. +--- 634707417 +something is fishy as fuck, only 2 devs and an idea guy listed on the website, they came out of a nowhere with this, they're fucking french. This is probably a bait and switch marketing trick and the real game will look more like this. >>634700272 +--- 634707459 +how thats crazy how the same paper debris asset appears multiple times throughout this "Body cam footage". Fucking retards on this board man, it is very obviously gameplay footage +--- 634707591 +>>634702414 +>>634703059 +>>634704458 +Wrong >>634705124 +--- 634707813 +>>634707169 +you are a soulless husk and video games with pretty graphics won't fill the void +--- 634707836 +>>634707459 +they probably took body cam footage and mixed it in post processing with unreal +--- 634707910 +>>634707417 +A lot of the work is being done by UE5 and its free assets. The actual gameplay will be horrible, but it should look somewhat nice. +--- 634707969 +>>634707836 +That's a lot less probable than it just being Unreal footage. I think people are underestimating what it can do +--- 634708019 +>>634706692 +>>634707836 +too delusional to not be bait +--- 634708035 +>>634702339 +>anon remembers Euclideon's "Unlimited Detail" Engine +Don't worry, those guys are still around. They're an investment scam business, they try to advertise old as fuck technology as "tech of the future" so they can bait grants out of the government. Specifically, the Australian government. + +Anyway, this game is mostly photoscan assets bought off of the Unreal store (that's what the previous demo was), and a good 75% of the video is probably an in-engine prerender. The quality of animations and lighting drops in the last few scenes kinda confirms it. +--- 634708104 +>>634707910 +i still think its actual footage with unreal assets layered in, like the truck is clearly fake, +--- 634708129 +this will run on my 970 right guys? haha +--- 634708149 +>bunch of people arguing on whether the photorealism is doctored realism +Frankly I think it'd be neater if they hid lower quality graphics behind a tape/codec/compression-like filter making it more blocky/grainy. +--- 634708169 +>>634708129 +Considering its just bodycam footage, if you can run youtube you can run this. +--- 634708195 +>>634708104 +Why use real footage at all? +--- 634708414 +>>634708195 +its a marketing trick +>look how realistic the graphics are with this doctored footage we made +>just kidding its fake, but here's a regular ue5 game that still looks decent +--- 634708486 +>>634699712 +based +fpbp +--- 634708521 +>>634700272 +Did you rip this from a 240p Youtube video? +--- 634708532 +>>634708414 +No, I'm asking how mixing real footage in with realtime assets would make the end result more realistic; what parts of the video do you think are from real footage? +--- 634708539 +>>634705242 +almost every game begins as a proof of concept / vertical slice that is pitched to the money people, within or outside the company +--- 634708685 +>>634699669 (OP) +It looks like a tech demo +--- 634708754 +>>634708532 +I think(and i could be wrong), most of it is from real footage and they doctored it up like adding debris, the truck and other props like regular movie cgi. +--- 634708830 +>>634708532 +Not the anon that you are talking to, but it's clear that the hands are from real footage, there is too much imprecision and speed variation in the animation, something that even most of the top CGI/VFX artist can't do in movies (and I'm saying real top one, not your shitty peasant Marvel shit). +Go take a look what compositing can achieve nowadays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t-8nR0w6wM [Embed] +--- 634708985 +>>634699727 +>I'm not girl, I'm ladyboy + +Is he based? +--- 634709014 +>>634708754 +Well you are wrong about that, even in the first frame of the video you can see the concrete roof trim texture repeating and the same piece of graffiti present twice. +I think you are being tricked by the camera animation, which would in part be based on using a phone to record not video, but its 3d motion, which could then be imported to control the camera in UE5. The same thing was done for the realistic train station video. +--- 634709078 +>>634708754 +This, and this is why it beg the question of "why the truck (and others small assets) have so low polygons, texture, reflection and lightning when the rest of the scene is top tier ?". Of course, some could say that it's because of baking the lights etc.... but the truck and many other assets aren't moving at all, so there is no issues of "interacting vs static" assets here. +pic related of course (0:24) +--- 634709112 +>>634708830 +The hands are just mocapped, you can even see them clip into each other. +--- 634709114 +The fact that something like this can mindbreak /v/ so easily is really telling. +--- 634709136 +>>634708830 +>it's clear that the hands are from real footage +wdym? the hands are very clearly 3d models. they move realistically because they're mocapped +--- 634709216 +>>634699669 (OP) +How many 4090's do I need to run this at 60 fps 1080p? +--- 634709326 +>>634709112 +Make sense for a movie then, how they will make it work in a game ? (unless said game is really really limited in feature) +>>634709136 +Well, I only judged what I saw, aka, the OP video, where does your screenshot come from ? Because now, yes, it is clearly a game, the lack of texture precision and the overall poor lighting git it away (for everything in this scene) +--- 634709328 +>>634709078 +Every thing in your screenshot would have to be fake, as the metal pipes have low detail end caps (probably from some modular set), they clip into the white container (implying it is also fake), and the shelve joints aren't casting shadows/have too sharp an edge. +--- 634709404 +>>634709216 +An ADA could do it, probably. Wait for the 4090ti/ADA Titan (end of the year). +--- 634709408 +>>634709326 +Even in the footage you see it snap from one animation to another, so in the game itself you'll just see it happen more often. +--- 634709413 +love how people say "tHiS cAn'T bE rEaL" when tarkov has existed for years +--- 634709423 +>>634709328 +That's why I shared some example of compositing in movies, anon. +--- 634709487 +>>634709404 +I'm not spending 2000 bucks on a GPU to run games at 60 fps 1080p my nigger. +--- 634709506 +>>634709423 +What do you believe was composited in in the footage? +--- 634709549 +>>634709408 +Well I mean, that's something a real human can do too (at least, what was shown in the video), paintball and cop cam show this kind of behavior quite often. +--- 634709572 +>>634699669 (OP) +>flashlights still don't work like real flashlights +Yeah, it's a video game. +--- 634709583 +>>634700101 +--- 634709641 +Ready Or Not and Firewatch? Interesting. +--- 634709661 +>>634709583 +>mentally ill tripfag is a scat fetishist +pottery +--- 634709739 +>>634709506 +In the OP video, they could have taken an empty abandoned area and then stuff a lot of things by compositing with 3D assets. It would have been faster this way. +--- 634709748 +>>634699669 (OP) +>RAYTRACING IS BA- +--- 634709841 +You will be playing the game as intended right anons.. surely you won't disable the camera and motion effects. +--- 634709862 +>>634699768 +No, it's not. + +Great movie though +--- 634709918 +>>634709487 +4090ti will prob be $3000-$3500 since the ADA is like $4800. Also, a 4090 can't run Cyberpunk on 4k full RT mode more than 17fps. Hell, Cyberpunk 4k ultra can't get 60fps on a 4090. + +In short, graphics are way ahead of GPUs (as in what a company will willingly produce). As for you not spending that kind of money. A 4090 will last probably like 10 years if you're willing to drop down (and assuming we don't get games like OP as standard). +--- 634709924 +>>634701820 +the whole fucking point is to make people argue + +negative marketing is still marketing +--- 634709971 +>>634709739 +>It would have been faster this way. +No it wouldn't of, you literally have no idea how little time it takes to build a basic room, or how difficult compositing is. Here's a tutorial for doing exactly what they did, using Quixel assets: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqU3Z_ggfzE [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqTf4zzWkCU [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEfsS9KriMk [Embed] + +And here is the pack they would have gotten many assets from: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM1rmHk7zJA [Embed] +--- 634710026 +Now. I personally don't care whatsoever. +But are you even legally allowed to 3D scan someone else's property and then proceed to use said scan in a commercial product? +Asking for myself I guess. +--- 634710038 +>>634709918 +>graphics are way ahead of GPUs +Nah, devs cannot optimize for shit and the fact that you can just slap upscaling shit like DLSS or FSR on it as a band aid makes them even lazier. +--- 634710039 +Not coming until late 2024.. + +It's over. +--- 634710106 +>>634706782 +You're not allways at 100%, is normal to move slower at times. +--- 634710107 +The best thing about this trailer is the following: + +1. People will argue whether it is real or not. Giving them free PR. +2. If that ever dies down (it won't), then the media will pick up on this 'photorealistic terrorist training simulator' and cite how school shooters will 'modify' it to mimic their school and practice shooting it up because it is SO realistic. Giving it super PR much like Hatred got. Doubly so because we haven't h ad a good moral outrage over video games for a LONG time AND it is a relevant political point. + +I am a genius. +--- 634710223 +>>634710038 +No I mean theoretical graphic levels are ahead of GPUs, but as you said, devs are both lazy and don't want to price out the majority of their audience. Every 'whoa looks so real' console AAA interactive movie is magnitudes worse than what is theoretically possible. + +Point is, we'll never get GPUs to match because very few people will want to spend $5000 on a 32GBVRAM GPU that takes up more room than a normal PC case. Or the cooling and power and all that shit. +--- 634710237 +>>634710026 +If you can take a picture and sell it, then you can scan it and sell it (because scanning is just the result of taking a lot of pictures). +--- 634710307 +>walking simulator +No thanks. +--- 634710325 +>>634708985 +no, he’s mentally unhinged and should be locked away +--- 634710343 +>>634710223 +Nobody is going to spend 5000 bucks because the games are not worth it. A polished turd is still a turd. +--- 634710403 +>>634700272 +What the literal fuck is that shooting? Everything about it is wrong. Did this dev ever even fire a gun irl? +--- 634710484 +>>634709971 +>No it wouldn't of, you literally have no idea how little time it takes to build a basic room, or how difficult compositing is. +It's literally what most student in VFX does (type of shit you can see in youtube), you can even do it yourself, record a place somewhere (with perfect neutral weather), slap some 3D assests on top and you are good to go. (of course, this is nothing compared to professional block buster movie compositing). +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8Ol2n4o4A [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZrTXtyQkY [Embed] +--- 634710530 +>>634710039 +and there we go +>NINTENDO HIRE US, MAN +--- 634710607 +>>634710343 +Well you say that, but people are already preparing to drop $3500 on the 4090ti despite having a 4090. You greatly underestimate 'enthusiasts'. They MUST get the number higher, anon. If it exists, you can bet your arse somebody will be buying it. 4090's are so expensive because the 4070 and 4080 is so poorly priced you might as well spend a bit more and get a good card. So same logic applies. + +But yes, games are by and large shit. I was gonna build a giga PC build soon (about $7000 including a new monitor) but I'd be using it for as long as it lasts. I don't even want to upgrade but my first gen i7 is so old that devs are no longer making their games compatible with it. +--- 634710712 +>thinks its a game +--- 634710719 +>>634710607 +Enthusiasts make up 0.05% of the gayman market. +Most people play FIFA on their plastic shitboxes. You also don't need a 4090 to run counter strike. +--- 634710761 +>>634710484 +This is adding a small number of objects to footage, not trying to add 99% of the details in post from recording of a generic building. You also have to add matching lighting to both the objects added to the scene, as well as adjust the underlying footage to match this lighting. +Again, look at this video from 1:32: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqTf4zzWkCU [Embed] +What would the point be in using real footage at all? +--- 634710828 +>>634699669 (OP) +>Ghetto Cleanup Simulator +Holy based +--- 634710851 +>>634699885 +>>634699727 +If you mentally ill sub human tendies responded, what he said was on point +--- 634710903 +>>634710719 +Yeah that's my point. It's a small % but it's enough that people will buy it so it is worth making it. But a video game developer won't make their game require it (or even high end shit) because it prices people out of the game. But having pretty games have the option is nice and having a 4090 is still going to serve you well for many years (assuming it doesn't break). +--- 634710936 +>>634706583 +easy baiting seething spergs like you hahaha +--- 634710974 +>>634710039 +2024..Yikes +--- 634711069 +Holy shit, guys! Is this real or this Battlefield?! Be real we me with me guys. It looks unreal, like completely crazy. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuM-fl1LvI [Embed] +--- 634711139 +>>634711069 +This is real is it!? Like bodycam footage or something. No way animations can be this smooth. Real. +--- 634711175 +>>634709862 +It really should have been an at least a 48fps movie. 80% of it is a blur because of the camera and all the movement. +--- 634711185 +>>634709326 +screenshot is from the steam page. it's the same hands +--- 634711210 +>>634699669 (OP) +>muh graphics + +nobody cares +--- 634711225 +>>634710607 +>>634710530 +>>634710974 +late 2024 yea I'm thinking It's over. +--- 634711247 +>>634710325 +That's rude. +--- 634711297 +>>634710761 +Thanks, but I know how this work, you know. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvWAz_mEy8Q [Embed] +>not trying to add 99% of the details in post from recording of a generic building +It's usually way faster to do this because you can focus on the assets that will be re-used other and other again. If you want to release a product/video that make people question if it's real or not, you will need to work for hours and hours to tweak every tiny little part of the scene, while by compositing (like movies does), you can drastically cut the time needed by focusing all your attention of specific elements that will be re-used later on and/or aren't available in real life. +>You also have to add matching lighting to both the objects added to the scene +Hence why I specifically said to record stuff in "neural weather". + +If I wanted to just make a video to make people argue for hours about real or not, that would have been the way I would have choose, record some real stuff, add 3D assets on top, and ready to go. + +That's why there is so many "meme" and "marketing" shit that some student in VFX do on youtube to get a name. + +>>634711185 +Thanks +--- 634711308 +>>634700062 +>Unreal Engine 5 +Oh boy, can't wait for many things on a screen to cause it's quality to plummet, especially if it's used for MMO development +--- 634711352 +>zoomers think it's not irl footage +>zoomers think devs never lie +--- 634711369 +this makes me feel a lot better about stalker 2 +--- 634711415 +>>634711247 +die truth hurts +--- 634711516 +>>634710039 +Requires Publisher = Check +Requires "Inventors" Money = Check +Requires waiting until Q4 2024 = Check + +it's fucking over. +--- 634711590 +>>634711297 +>It's usually way faster to do this +It isn't way faster, hence why things have been moving more and more towards CG. + +>you can focus on the assets that will be re-used other and other again. +The walls of a building can be made in minutes. They also aren't creating the assets, they are from Quixel Megascans and other parts of the Unreal store. + +>Hence why I specifically said to record stuff in "neural weather". +That doesn't help when you need to add shadows cast or light bounced by some added object. +--- 634711636 +>troons seething because it's a cop game +kek +--- 634711753 +graphics don't make a game good, losers +--- 634711838 +>failed devs ITT mad because it looks better than their unity "PS1" horror game +Many such cases! +--- 634711845 +>IT'S CAM FOOTAGE +>no it's not +>W-WELL IT MUST BE ON RAILS FMV SHIT +>no it's not +>THE DEVS MUST BE LYING IT HAS TO BE SHIT +We are really reaching unprecedented levels of cope here +--- 634711879 +how about you absolute retards post something that is not shat out by twitter's abomination of a media player + +(you) tube.com/watch?v=5qvVNzsJyB0 +--- 634711885 +>>634710039 +>>634711516 +Why reveal a game so early? When they don't even have the money to finish the product. Tysm. Clearly it really is over before it even begun unlucky. +--- 634711923 +>>634711753 +they contribute to it. if two games are identical in every way except graphics then the game with better graphics is the better game +--- 634711970 +>>634699669 (OP) +they should add sex +--- 634711993 +>>634711923 +wrong, loser +--- 634712097 +>>634711993 +>RE4 demake is identical to the original in every way except graphics +dummy +--- 634712168 +>>634711993 +Lol, it's not even identical +--- 634712178 +>>634699727 +KEK +--- 634712182 +>>634699669 (OP) +I remember there was some indie horror made in the same realsitic style. It was about wandering the haunted cottage with the camera. and ghost of your wife was chasing you. Does anyone remember it? +--- 634712186 +>>634711753 +>>634711923 +>>634711993 +>>634712097 +--- 634712250 +>>634711885 +imagine being this fucking retard +--- 634712272 +FPS goyslop +--- 634712349 +>anyone calling it an FMV +You realize you're complementing it right? +--- 634712351 +>>634700272 +This video is quite old now, so yeah, in here they clearly got the world and post processing working great but the rest is very lacking, now the new one showed a lot of progress in character animation +--- 634712371 +>have spent the past several hours watching police bodycam footage +why +I could've been playing vidya +--- 634712417 +>>634711590 +It's literally what 99.99% of movies does, you know, the type of media that really try so hard to be realistic while cutting budget and timeframe for their workers. +Compositing is faster, while yes, you could argue that in this specific example (OP video) it easier to just grab stuff from Quixel, in average, compositing is faster for anyone that want to do this kind of project. + +>The walls of a building can be made in minutes. +Good luck making that wall realistic (lightning wise) enough to make people argue for hours. While meshing have made great progress nowadays, tweaking lights and effects still take hours if you want something that is truly ground breaking in any situation (weather, explosion, transformation etc..) + +>That doesn't help when you need to add shadows cast or light bounced by some added object. +Compositing is not only made in 3D, it's also edited after in video editing (or frame by frame if you are a block buster studio). + +I will say it again, if you only wanted to make a video (not a game) to make people argue about real or not, it take less much time to record real stuff and add assets on top than the opposite. https://youtu.be/i582kSs_mOg?t=151 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY1jphDw_78 [Embed] +--- 634712427 +>>634708985 +at least he's honest about it +--- 634712439 +>>634712349 +Damn why are you riding the games dick so hard, you an investor? Go back +--- 634712474 +>>634712439 +The devs are clearly shilling here +--- 634712498 +>>634703618 +Play Insurgency and you will understand how the aim works in here too. The only thing they did different was make the arms more independent by running much more present animations instead of the typical breathing idle pose. In here they are doing a lot more but in the end its just visual flair, the aiming itself is clearly the same deadzone style of Insurgency +--- 634712573 +>>634712371 +Are you me? I've recently clicked on a bodycam video out of curiousity and now my whole recommendation list is filled with them now and have been watching them nonstop +--- 634712590 +>>634699669 (OP) +Is this the new dangerous Dave +--- 634712643 +>>634705825 +>it doesn't really translate to a pleasant game experience. +That is true, but oh well, we will see when it comes out. AAA are currently too scared of trying out shooters outside of some very specific templates so it's indies that have to try shit that may or may not work +--- 634712672 +>>634712573 +Literally terminally online +--- 634712735 +>>634712371 +>>634712573 +Well gentleman please elaborate further how did you feel consuming that media. + +Go on. Don't be shy. There is only one answer. +--- 634712764 +>>634712590 +It's the new BOTW and /v/ can't stand that +--- 634712792 +>>634712417 +Your examples keep being of adding singular objects (in both of these new examples, over the sky), which is not what the case is here. + +>Good luck making that wall realistic (lightning wise) enough to make people argue for hours. While meshing have made great progress nowadays, tweaking lights and effects still take hours if you want something that is truly ground breaking in any situation (weather, explosion, transformation etc..) +Did you not look at the example I linked you? That lighting was done in realtime using the default sun and sky. If that isn't good enough for you, you could add an HDR image for IBL. + +>Compositing is not only made in 3D, it's also edited after in video editing (or frame by frame if you are a block buster studio). +It's not called compositing unless you are adding stuff over video footage, because you are working with completely different data. +--- 634712806 +>>634712735 +somehow I ended up on the floyd bodycam +it's pretty boring compared to the shootouts and pit maneuvers +--- 634712970 +>>634712097 +>>634712168 +clearly having better graphics did not make it a better game +is minecraft with rtx mods a better game? no. it is fucking minecraft. +point proven, loser. +--- 634713013 +>>634699669 (OP) +>>634705124 +I still think theres some kind of bs trickery going on and the final game wont look anything like it... +But holy shit can we get a school shooter simulator with this level graphics and super advanced AI for the school kids? +--- 634713039 +>>634699669 (OP) +>zoomers get their own kal2 +enjoy it if that's your thing I suppose +--- 634713213 +>>634704636 +*pat pat* +who's the lucky father? +--- 634713218 +/v/ can't distinguish reality from cgi anymore +--- 634713238 +>>634712806 +>it's pretty boring compared to the shootouts and pit maneuvers + +Why yes I do love me some shootouts and pit maneuvers myself. Theirs nothing like criminal scum being put to justice while I drink my chamomile tea before bed. Brings joy to my soul. Have a good week. +--- 634713253 +>>634712970 +>clearly having better graphics did not make it a better game +because of everything else that made it worse. a proper example would be RE4 with the HD texture mod, which makes it a better experience = better game +--- 634713407 +Bullshots to scam investors. +--- 634713424 +>>634713039 +I want so bad a K&L game but actually good +--- 634713526 +What's the best bodycam video? +--- 634713539 +this game reminds me of a game about you exploring an old building like this looking for a girl with a bomb strapped on her chest. also, the gimmick of the game is a pistol that can shoot from the corner. cant remember the name tho +--- 634713546 +>>634711923 +How old are you? +--- 634713574 +>>634699727 +based +--- 634713601 +>>634713539 +>>634712970 +Can i have a unconsensual sex with you? +--- 634713610 +>>634713539 +Get even +--- 634713626 +>>634713539 +Mario Galaxy? +--- 634713651 +>>634713526 +https://youtu.be/qlwmhyx__aE?t=480 [Embed] +You asked for it. +--- 634713731 +>>634713013 +>super advanced AI for the school kids? +What would it be super advanced ai for kiss? They either run or get frozen in terror +--- 634713757 +>>634700272 +>Retina burning muzzle flash covering the entire screen +Who thought this is good? Fucking faggot devs. +--- 634713769 +>>634713610 +looks like thats the one +i knew i played it but cant remember a single thing about it +--- 634713807 +>>634713253 +what we are talking about here is there is too much focus on graphics +this is practically all children think about when they see 30 sec cinematic trailers with no gameplay for unfinished games that took 10 years to make +it's a plague mindset and needs to be erased with hitler-energy culling +--- 634713890 +>>634712735 +I thought it was funny how suddenly a game like this is now being made after my sudden obsession with bodycam videos. Must be a sign or something +--- 634713906 +>>634713757 +good thing its not in the final product retard +--- 634713980 +>>634713890 +Wow, it's as if... artist follow world interests as its their own interests too +--- 634713989 +>>634713731 +Like a variety of different reactions and each kid has a different personality. So they dont all just have the same run animation if youre close to them. +--- 634714023 +>>634713807 +>NNOOOO NOT GOOD VISUALS IN MY VISUAL BASED MEDIUM +Sorry that this game's menu won't be able to run on your "console", tendie. +--- 634714154 +>>634710039 +I highly doubt publishers are willing to publish a game like this just for the drama that could follow. +I remember team17 tried to publish Ready or Not but backed out of it because the content of the game was too much for them +--- 634714172 +Wow graphics iam 17yo btw :3333 +--- 634714173 +>>634703064 +this one is rendered in u5 clearly +--- 634714178 +>>634713757 +That's the old version, meanwhile current version (OP) has no muzzle flash +--- 634714401 +>>634714023 +it took 40 people 4 years to make that. rustic as it looks, it still came out in four years and was playable start to finish. + +now it takes devs 1000 employees and 10 years of dev cycle to release a broken mess. this is always for the sake of "good graphics" and the "cinematic experience" + +it's not purely a visual-based medium, it is also an interactive medium and that side of it often falls under-appreciated by both sides, devs and fans, because you are all so obsessed with huge resolutions/textures that make the game 230GB and bad "realistic" lighting that makes it run at an unstable 20FPS. + +you grafisxs kiddos have no point to make and nothing to stand on. +loser. +--- 634714490 +>>634714154 +Well one thing is for sure if they are "Still seeking publishers and investors to support the studio." like they say then they are keeping development alive out of pocket and if they don't find investors the studio will fold. The money will dry up eventually. +--- 634714546 +peak dishonest graphics +--- 634714621 +>>634714172 +post your discord kitten. +--- 634714705 +I think it will look more like a "game" when people can actually play it. Theres games like insurgency that have a little bir of float to the gun but the camera still moves when you reach a threshold. Most of the bullshot in these trailers comes from hiding the point where the camera moves like a game. +--- 634714762 +>>634701352 +>Thats what realism is. +peak, midwit, have you seen trained shooters? They can aim really fast, I don't know where this idea that sluggish == realism comes from. +--- 634714771 +>>634714401 +>rustic as it looks, it still came out in four years and was playable start to finish. +You cannot be serious kek +--- 634714801 +>>634714401 +Only 3 people are making this FPS and it only took them a couple of months to reach current results. They use pre-made store assets so it's not that time consuming. +--- 634714891 +>>634699669 (OP) +It's not a video game, it's just an airsoft match. +--- 634714935 +>>634713651 +>fleeing from cops because of expired tags +for what purpose +--- 634714949 +>>634714705 +The game doesn't have graphics that are any better, it's the filter that makes it resemble camera footage that gives the false sensation of it being more realistic than it is by hiding imperfections and our brains filling in the gaps, it's a really cool idea, I think it would be very impractical for a game that isn't just a cinematic experience. +--- 634715053 +>>634699669 (OP) +why the fuck would I play a game with a camera that shakes this much? +--- 634715096 +>>634699669 (OP) +It's an FMV game probably. Massive scam ARG or some marketing for Bud Light or something. +--- 634715137 +>>634699669 (OP) +Nice gopro gamrplay +--- 634715192 +>>634715096 +>not healthy +Kys normie faggot +--- 634715274 +>>634708754 +>>634709078 +You fucktards don't even realize that motion tracking, rotoscoping and adding stuff like that in post into the scene would cost more than actually making a full fake demo in UE5. And nobody sane with budget would plan their project so poorly to even have to do it in a such twisted way. + +Shut the fuck up. +--- 634715420 +>>634710484 +Shut the fuck up and stop pretending you understand what you are talking about you fucking faggot. Your ignorance is insulting. +--- 634715637 +How did he do the reload animations? Those aren't things from the asset store. There were a huge variety of them and they were all completely realistic. +--- 634715649 +>>634708104 +you are fucking retard, that would actually be much harder to make for a couple of dudes in a garage compared to an Unreal5 asset flip. diff --git a/v/634699782.txt b/v/634699782.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..17c3a8e3fd0e9558bac6e3e6341c0f8adc796da5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634699782.txt @@ -0,0 +1,243 @@ +----- +--- 634699782 +Give me games where the main character is really, really small. +--- 634699808 +your penis: the game +pre order available on steam +--- 634699814 +Pikmin +--- 634699817 +>>634699782 (OP) +Grounded +--- 634699835 +>>634699782 (OP) +cute mush +--- 634699850 +The Joe Rogan Experience: The Video Game +--- 634699887 +>>634699782 (OP) +Let me guess. That mushroom has enough poison to kill a dozen people. +--- 634699894 +>>634699814 +this + +>>634699850 +Jamie, pull +--- 634699902 +katamari damaci +--- 634699915 +Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, The +Pikmin 2 +Pikmin 3 +Pikmin +--- 634699979 +>>634699782 (OP) +SimAnt +Webbed +Deadly Creatures +Bee Movie Game +--- 634700072 +>>634699983 +This is hilarious. +--- 634700073 +Monsters in my Pocket +Cool Spot +Chip 'n Dale and Toy Story games +--- 634700075 +>>634699782 (OP) +That's a man +--- 634700184 +Bad Mojo. +--- 634700213 +>>634699782 (OP) +giwtwm +--- 634700293 +>>634699782 (OP) +chibi robo +in rain world you aren't that small but the way you move around the world makes you feel small +--- 634700364 +>>634699782 (OP) +SOTC +--- 634700379 +Spore, for the only fun part of the game +--- 634700445 +>>634699782 (OP) +Manly Tears: Pocket Adventures +--- 634700516 +>>634699782 (OP) +It's a pretty old adventure game where you play as a Tur- ahem, cockroach +--- 634700591 +>>634699983 +Literally me +--- 634700650 +>>634699782 (OP) +Pikmin and The Minish Cap +--- 634700691 +Grounded + +Literally the best open world survival game, too +--- 634700836 +>>634699782 (OP) +Sub Culture +>finding pennies and aluminium foil that someone threw into the pond so you can sell them to metal refineries +>finding cigarette butts and selling them to criminals who turn them into illegal narcotics +--- 634701121 +>>634699808 +nice gotem +--- 634701291 +Little Big Planet + +kneel +--- 634701568 +my life +5' 1" +why +I don't get it, why +being literally deformed or missing a hand would be better than this cursed fucking existence +no woman has ever wanted me, no man has ever taken me seriously +--- 634701730 +>>634700836 +Such a based game. Does it work on Win10 or do you need Dosbox? +--- 634701732 +>>634699782 (OP) +Elden Ring +--- 634701812 +Mushroom Men and Deadly Creatures +--- 634701817 +>>634699782 (OP) +AAAAAA I LOVE PHOSSU +--- 634702209 +>>634701730 +it's a 3dFX era game, so it's barely possible to get it running anywhere. I have some old pirated copy somewhere and I have no clue how to get it running on Win 10, let alone with proper Glide graphics. +--- 634702285 +>>634699782 (OP) +Hypercharge Unboxed +--- 634702312 +>>634702209 +>some games will become forever unplayable due to technological progress and greedy companies not making their properties open source +--- 634702374 +Deadly Creatures + +You play as a spider or a scorpion, and in the end you get to sting Dennis Hopper in the dick. +--- 634702597 +>>634699782 (OP) +Manly Tears thread? +--- 634702726 +>>634699782 (OP) +Smalland +It takes two +--- 634702752 +>>634699782 (OP) +spore +--- 634702832 +Bugdom +--- 634702876 +>>634701568 +Literal skill issue. +--- 634704120 +>>634703470 +>asian +>mexican +>niggress +>ginger +Whew! This was way more pozzed than I remember +--- 634704317 +>>634704120 +Now it's a forced industry standard haha +--- 634704354 +Panty explorer: The rear side. +--- 634705539 +>>634704317 +It used to be industry standard in most 90s cartoons. Genuinely don't understand why people forgot about token minorities in all kids' media and pretend like it is a recent woke thing. +--- 634705772 +>>634705539 +>most 90's cartoons + +Only on "educational" ones like this and Capt Planet, where they already had unofficial "equity and inclusion" advisers from teachers unions. +--- 634705835 +>>634699808 +sheeeeeeeeeeeit +--- 634705945 +>>634705539 +Back then there were no public online (no consequences) places with thousands of people throwing shit at each orher over some minor "problems" +--- 634705970 +>>634701568 +Have you tried being yourself? +--- 634706165 +>>634702312 +>>634702209 +I literally went to myabandonware, downloaded the rip version, extracted it in the Bottles folder and launched it. +It works. +Bottles is like an easy to use wine/proton interface isolated from the rest of the (linux) system. +--- 634706223 +>>634699979 +>SimAnt +Stole my line, nigger. +--- 634706380 +>>634705539 +Because the majority of the posters on this shitass board weren't around in the 90s. Shit was post-racism then, now it's just regressive and manufactured divisive bullshit. +--- 634706514 +>>634705539 +most of the people here werent even born in 90's +--- 634706559 +>>634699782 (OP) +--- 634707789 +>>634705539 +>token minorities in all kids' media +No wonder anime got so popular +--- 634709530 +>>634700445 +>some anons will google this up +--- 634709716 +Mr. Mosquito and it's sequel. +--- 634709880 +>>634699782 (OP) +Parts of American Mcgee's Alice. +--- 634710072 +In Okami you shrink in size numerous times, go inside a couple bodies ect. +--- 634710705 +It takes two +--- 634712213 +What about now it's time to rock with the buckity buck bumble +--- 634712408 +YOU ARE SO SMALL. IS FUNNY TO ME. +--- 634712451 +>>634699983 +They actually made Ryu shorter relative to the other characters as the series went on, which is fucking hilarious. +--- 634712593 +>>634699782 (OP) +>Everything +The MC is infinitely small but also infinitely large +--- 634712639 +>>634699850 +It's Joever. +--- 634712703 +>>634712639 +What's his height? 5'9"? +--- 634712746 +>>634712703 +Unironically 6'0 vs 5'11. +--- 634712774 +>>634699817 +Grounded a fun. for a while +--- 634712836 +>>634700213 +Don't lie to yourself, you wish you were smaller than that +--- 634712902 +>>634699782 (OP) +mario +--- 634713204 +>>634712746 +I've never understood this meme. When someone is 30cm taller, you're supposed to pretend that they're only 27cm taller? Or are you supposed to think that 3cm is actually the size of someone's entire head? Is the meme just cope for people who are an entire head shorter than me so they can pretend to be just an inch away from my height? Can they also pretend that their dick is ten inches long when it's measurably one inch? I think I just don't understand zoomer humour. +--- 634713245 +>>634713204 +The joke is that if you're shorter than 6 ft, you're a manlet. This is not hard to understand, autismo. +--- 634713501 +>>634713245 +lol that makes 85% of the US male population manlets +--- 634713541 +>>634713501 +autism +--- 634715606 +>>634712774 +I hate survival crafting so god damn much why can't we just get a linear adventure diff --git a/v/634701850.txt b/v/634701850.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2f61b5a0b58e456cb4126d30e238b8306219772b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634701850.txt @@ -0,0 +1,47 @@ +----- +--- 634701850 +Hyrule Castle is a spaceship. +--- 634702646 +>>634701850 (OP) +>still looks like a wii u game +the fuck were they doing for 6 years? +--- 634704369 +>>634702646 +it looks like a Switch game +--- 634704406 +Modern Zelda is so fucking soulless +--- 634707201 +>>634701850 (OP) +>yfw we're actually getting this as the big plot twist +--- 634707852 +>>634704369 +It looks like a Wii U game faggot +--- 634708352 +>>634707852 +it looks like a Switch game, homo +--- 634711286 +>>634708352 +No it doesn't you fucking nigger +--- 634711831 +>>634701850 (OP) +>>634707201 +Yeah, fuck it; just let this franchise jump the shark already. +--- 634711849 +>>634711286 +yes it does you seasoning police +--- 634711953 +>>634702646 +Is the pre-seething already starting for when it wins Goty and outsells final fantasy 10 to 1? +--- 634712026 +>>634711953 +I'm somewhat excited for TOTK but I would indeed be pretty fucking pissed if it got given Goty over Starfield +--- 634712108 +>>634701850 (OP) +WE +--- 634714661 +>>634711849 +It looks JUST like botw which was a wiiu game you fucking nigger +--- 634715643 +>>634707201 +TotK is going full /x/ +https://greekerthanthegreeks.com/the-thyrsus-the-greek-magic-wand-and-the-symbolism-of-the-pinecone/ diff --git a/v/634702206.txt b/v/634702206.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bbfb333fc54ce418b19797c0dc7b205753ddceea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634702206.txt @@ -0,0 +1,82 @@ +----- +--- 634702206 +How can gta6 even top this? +--- 634702638 +Florida man +--- 634702683 +>>634702206 (OP) +WMSmokingHotLatinaF +--- 634702870 +I can hear the voices bros...it's over for me +--- 634703152 +this is literally the only quotable scene from GTA V, what a boring campaign we had +--- 634703307 +>>634702206 (OP) +In the decade and a half since GTA IV this is the only memorable thing to have appeared out of this series despite it making billions. Depressing. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCiM8c0zocM [Embed] +--- 634703543 +>>634702206 (OP) +It's like the black people outside my house... but they are in a game?? Oh my god this is a masterpiece!!! +--- 634703770 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPZ3YrpmidA [Embed] +--- 634706357 +>>634703152 +>>634703307 +Jesus. You're right. I played through twice, don't remember shit. +Pkmn sun and moon was more memorable +--- 634706575 +>>634703770 +fucking kek never knew subaru even touched GTA +--- 634706694 +How much better would the game have been if Lamar was the main character instead of Franklin +--- 634706715 +>>634702206 (OP) +>How can gta6 even top this? +adding more trans characters and pride flags at every corner. +--- 634706874 +It's the same haircut... +--- 634706945 +>>634706575 +>subaru +Why is a car brand playing a game about stealing automobiles??? +--- 634707256 +>>634706945 +so they can pretend to kill their competitors of course +--- 634707610 +>>634707256 +i miss mitsubishi +--- 634707628 +>>634702206 (OP) +Most memed scenes in GTA games seem to always be from the early points in the games, even most of the San Andreas memes are from that games first act. Makes sense considering most people who played any GTA never finish them, play a bit of the story then just fuck around. +--- 634709103 +>>634702206 (OP) +If GTA6 can get more vtubers to say nigga, I'll be happy. +--- 634711698 +>>634706357 +jeez, you could play through V a 2nd time? +--- 634711896 +>>634703543 +imagine living surrounded by blacks +--- 634713430 +>>634707628 +There were plenty of quotable scenes throughout RDR2 that people still reference. +People will finish game’s, as long as they’re interesting. +--- 634714236 +>>634703770 +It's said so musically you just want to sing it back. +--- 634714657 +>>634702206 (OP) +Gee its almost as if the writers from the previous games aren't there anymore.. oh wait. + +Can't wait for 6 to flop. +--- 634715058 +>>634703152 +Yeah, doesnt even compare to San Andreas missions +--- 634715195 +>>634702206 (OP) +Unironically no. Look at what cutscenes look like in GTA Online now. The lighting is shit, the detailed textures are gone, there's no direction. And there's only like 2 hours of cutscene in all of GTA Online it's not like they didn't try. The talent is gone now, Rockstar is the new Bioware, we're just waiting for their Andromeda moment +--- 634715268 +>>634707628 +>most memed scenes are those most people saw +Yeah no shit genius diff --git a/v/634702254.txt b/v/634702254.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8f7642572fa1c548a786fe04600226540e4ba842 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634702254.txt @@ -0,0 +1,140 @@ +----- +--- 634702254 +Why did the visual novel genre die? +--- 634703057 +>>634702254 (OP) +Because Urobuchi decided to make watered down tv shows instead of kamige and gave the vn duty to Shimokura +--- 634703324 +No one in Japan wants to play porn slideshows that cost as much as a AAA title +Industry is oversaturated with moege and there's a lot of moebuta pandering even in VNs that aren't moege these days. So they narrowed down their audience base to a specific niche of losers. +Most creators worth their salt moved to working on to LNs or gacha or anime +--- 634705550 +>>634702254 (OP) +What VN(s) are you currently reading, anons? +--- 634706486 +>>634702254 (OP) +>visual novel +Not video games +--- 634706598 +>>634705550 +totono +--- 634706948 +>>634702254 (OP) +Every popular VN series either ended or hasn't had a new entry in years and nothing filled the gap left by them. +--- 634707148 +They get translated a decade after their initial release, many will never be translated. +--- 634707181 +If i wanted to read i'd go to the library +--- 634707474 +>>634705550 +it's kino +--- 634708475 +>>634702254 (OP) +They learnt to code +Now they make actual games +--- 634708580 +>>634702254 (OP) +People are finally moving away from anime +Thank fucking god +--- 634708624 +>>634702254 (OP) +It didn't? +--- 634708801 +>>634702254 (OP) +Because gacha gives 2 order of magnitude larger revenue, while being less demanding to writer. +Or at least that's what devs believe, because they tunnel on a few dozens of successful gachas and miss thousands of failed and forgotten ones. Like MLA devs failed not once, but twice, and get to the point where they had to sell off their sorry asses. +--- 634709126 +>>634703057 +not even the best writer at nitro +--- 634710770 +>>634703057 +>Because Urobuchi decided to make watered down tv shows instead of kamige and gave the vn duty to Shimokura +cope Saya no Uta is inferior to his work on Fate Zero, Thunderbolt Fantasy, Madoka and Psycho pass. +--- 634710832 +>>634705550 +and it sucks so bad i'm going to die out of boredom +--- 634710989 +>>634710770 +saya no uta is not inferior to psycho pass +--- 634711026 +Play Kunado Chronicles +--- 634711141 +>>634702254 (OP) +From the catalog I thought this was a printed image somebody took a shit on. +--- 634711190 +Reading is for gaylords +Id rather smoke weed +--- 634711232 +>>634711190 +we all knew you are low iq nigger +--- 634711495 +>>634710832 +stop playing then i don't understand completist though to be fair i used to be an anime completist years ago +--- 634711724 +>>634702254 (OP) +Books are infinitely better than VNs +--- 634711814 +>>634702254 (OP) +Cuz they sucks, overpriced PowerPoint. +--- 634711819 +>>634711724 +I read both. +--- 634711841 +>>634702254 (OP) +Gacha games, including porn gacha games like your average DMM kusoge. +Aging audience, and lack of computer ownership and literacy in younger generations. +--- 634711963 +>>634710770 +his only good anime work is meguca and he literally just ripped off goethe and milton for that he was a burnout super carried by the anime staff lol +--- 634711995 +>>634707148 +Is she about to show us her butt? +--- 634712249 +Sales have basically been on a decline since the 90s and once the easy anime adaptation shekels dried up and they were no longer easy money it’s only hastened the decline as most “””””talented”””” people working on them have branched outwards to more profitable and widespread mediums. +--- 634712491 +>>634708624 +Simultaneous jp-en release any minute now +--- 634712572 +>>634711724 +Only books around wars are good rest are trash worse than most blandest moege. +--- 634712594 +AI text generators made them obsolete. +--- 634712663 +>>634711841 +>lack of computer ownership +Lies nip PC market is stronger than ever, all thanks to the Apex legends and vtubers. Stop loving in early 00s grandpa. Japanese young are more proficient at PC gaming than American zoomer that doesn't even know what folder means. +--- 634712685 +>>634712572 +>this is your brain on tranime +--- 634712775 +>>634711724 +says man who likely reads neither +--- 634713031 +https://exhentai.org/s/7b7a0554f1/2475312-581 +SCA-JI bros... +--- 634713353 +>>634702254 (OP) +Isn't it great? No retards shouting what should it include and what's not. +If we can maintain this state then I see a very good future ahead of us. +--- 634713716 +>>634702254 (OP) +Because I want to read them at work but they don't work on my work Mac, so I stopped playing them altogether. +--- 634714146 +Good timing, what should I play next? + +>Cho Dengeki Stryker +>Rewrite +>White Album 2 +>Christmas Tina +>Summer Pockets +>Digimon Survive +>Flowers +--- 634714242 +>>634714146 +White Album 2 +--- 634714268 +>>634714146 +Summer Pockets is comfy. +--- 634714482 +>>634714268 +How comfy is compared to the SoL parts of Little Busters? diff --git a/v/634702402.txt b/v/634702402.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0512aecb9ef6992e83d5505ad0d02818e1cb90f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634702402.txt @@ -0,0 +1,177 @@ +----- +--- 634702402 +How do we stop false advertising in videogames? +--- 634702481 +>>634702402 (OP) +Lawsuit +--- 634702502 +step 1: +stop being retard + +no step 2 required because the problem is now solved +--- 634702696 +idk + Captcha: S0YT28 +--- 634702720 +>>634702502 +>no game - no problems +fair enough, giving month after release +--- 634702823 +sexwithanimalsbros... +--- 634702913 +>HYENAS is a hero-based, multiplayer extraction shooter where you play as misfit anti-heroes competing against other squads and security forces to steal valuable merch with epic zero-G combat. +>Creative Assembly/SEGA +If I wasn't rangebanned from posting images I'd post one hell of a disgusted face. Unironically would be better if they just filled it with yeens. +--- 634702997 +>>634702913 +i'll do it on your behalf +--- 634703001 +>>634702913 +I mean I want to be disgusted too but CA have knocked it out of the park with left field games before so who knows. +--- 634703326 +>>634702402 (OP) +honestly wouldn't have bought it, but at least I would've seen more yeen girls tits +--- 634703808 +Niggerfatigue +--- 634703939 +>>634702402 (OP) +Imagine docking with her big feminine pseudopenis +--- 634703959 +woah a smug melanin american this will make me want to play the game +--- 634703985 +>>634703959 +this is unironically how a lot of people think +--- 634705847 +When will we get a proper yeen game? +--- 634705982 +>>634705847 +From what I have learned, when (you) decide to make it happen. It you want to see something that isn't mainstream schlock, you'll be better off making yourself. +--- 634706079 +>>634702402 (OP) +Don't ask questions, just consume product. +--- 634706647 +>>634705847 +never +the world isn't ready for good taste +--- 634707048 +>>634702402 (OP) +Those are gnolls +--- 634707381 +>>634702402 (OP) +Don't worry hyenabro, PoE2 got you covered. +--- 634707483 +>>634702402 (OP) +Just look at this sexy lady. +--- 634707549 +>>634702402 (OP) +you can't +--- 634707746 +>>634707381 +Are the animal people in PoE all created through magic/experiments? I can't remember if that was the lore or not. +--- 634708206 +>>634707746 +The hyenas are a completely new thing. Since they're obvious were-hyenas with "clans", I would guess they're some kind of pariah Maraketh clan that turned into monsters. Maraketh in PoE are basically Diablo 2 Rogues, if Rogues would live in Diablo 2 Desert. + +PoE monsters in general are usually the result of some eldritch horrors influence on the world or result of some kind of experiment or dark magic. They all follow the rule of horror fantasy. Pic related are body horror "angels" from another dimension that invade the world through Beyond portals or through unholy rituals in Sanctum. +--- 634708453 +>>634702402 (OP) +Need yeen +--- 634708485 +>>634708453 +bet she hugs like crazy +--- 634709125 +>>634708453 +I wonder how many human men she has in her harem +--- 634709228 +>>634702696 +why dont more fantasy novels have gnolls that look like this +because if they did then i would read them +--- 634710482 +>>634709125 +Not enough +--- 634710483 +Hyenas?! +--- 634710821 +>>634710483 +Sanctioned yeens. +--- 634710878 +>>634708453 +How big is her pseudopenis? +--- 634711301 +>>634710483 +Cute +--- 634711527 +>>634710483 +>>634710821 +i would kill ukranians just for a chance to get an anthro hyena gf and i'm not even russian +--- 634711674 +>>634702696 +I will now buy your game (and fuck your bitch) +--- 634711745 +>>634703326 +where you got those melons? +--- 634711761 +>>634702402 (OP) +It’s not false advertising you’re just a retard fur-fag zoomer with reading problems. You read this and still gave a shit about this dumpster fire to make a thread. +--- 634712431 +Do the hyenas on the left hunt virginities? +--- 634712730 +>>634711761 +you literally have autism +--- 634712842 +yeen? +--- 634712895 +>>634712431 +yes. in particular, virile human males. +--- 634712913 +>>634702402 (OP) +--- 634712957 +>>634712913 +lol nice +--- 634712971 +>>634708206 +No, yes, yes, no. +--- 634713024 +>>634702696 +Man i bet she really knows how to FUCK little human boys +--- 634713036 +Female hyenas can fuck you in your ass with their penis. Are you sure you want to be with one? +--- 634713065 +>>634713036 +why are you trying to sell me something i have already bought into +--- 634713090 +>>634712842 +they look like they "ate" a lot of human males +--- 634713114 +>>634706079 +>no no you don't understand in-app purchases aren't the same as microtransactions because they're so expensive they're considered full-sized transactions +--- 634713147 +black people = hyenas now? +--- 634713169 +furfag btfo +--- 634713252 +>>634707483 +He looks like those children's costumes where they have fake legs to make it look like they're riding an animal. +--- 634713339 +>>634702402 (OP) +reminder that the story in this game is about leftists stealing funko pops +yes really +sega spent a billion dollars on this game +they also spent 800 million on buying angry birds +--- 634713667 +Hyenas? +--- 634713790 +>>634702402 (OP) +>Game is called Hyenas +>Actually contains monkies +--- 634713853 +>>634713169 +--- 634714164 +I hate CA +--- 634714252 +>>634713790 +>game is called hyenas +>does not actually contain any hyenas +--- 634715367 +>>634708453 +Why did she muzzle herself diff --git a/v/634702706.txt b/v/634702706.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5afb1e71fad91eb46b6acef2202b36c6dcdbfca9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634702706.txt @@ -0,0 +1,375 @@ +----- +--- 634702706 +I for one, am excited to be play Starfield on the 6th of September +--- 634702825 +me too +--- 634702836 +Game of the decade without question. +--- 634702851 +It's the reason we don't have a new TES right now and no one gives a damn about some new IP +--- 634702883 +>>634702851 +you don't have a new tes because eso makes more money. +--- 634702964 +>>634702851 +why bother with a new elder scrolls when whales are gobbling ESO dlc's one after the other +--- 634703012 +>>634702851 +>no one gives a damn about some new IP +It seems a lot of people do tho +--- 634703016 +>>634702883 +By making a new single player TES they will also expand the ESO player base +--- 634703232 +>>634703016 +eso already tapped into the sp market. its been a sp tes game with completely optional multiplayer for years and for those years players gladly pay a sub and buy cosmetics. +--- 634703553 +>>634702851 +The longer people wait for TES, the more hyped they'll be for it. It's one of the few series where hype increases the more time passes. +--- 634703874 +>>634702706 (OP) +Everything makes /v/ seethe. You need to understand this board is filled with losers who can only suppress their miserable existence a bit if they can feel superior to someone. They take sides on a whim and are constantly chasing the dopamine hit of seeing someone else failing. Even if that fail is so far above them they would never reach it in a million years. +--- 634704273 +>>634702706 (OP) +>delay after delay after delay +You just know it will be a mess. +But I hope there will be some good mod support and scene for it, like with Skyrim. +--- 634704497 +>>634702706 (OP) +If it's even 1/4th as buggy as 76 it will be the death of Bethesda. The Xbox exclusivity, coupled with the 180 in terms of people's willingness to overlook broken games over the past few years will kill them if they botch it. And that one gameplay reveal was fucking BAD, which they had no need to show if they didn't think it was ready. +--- 634704732 +>>634704273 +It's been delayed twice, not that crazy. +--- 634704776 +>>634704732 +Two times publicly, who knows how many times internally. +--- 634704832 +>>634704732 +>a game being delayed multiple times is not that crazy +grim +--- 634704849 +>>634702706 (OP) +garfield +--- 634704913 +I don't give a shit about delays. I don't give a shit about the abortion that was rushed out by a different studio. + +I care about the footage that clearly shows they haven't improved a god damn thing about the combat at a fundamental level. It's still Oblivion With Guns. +--- 634704935 +>>634704776 +I'm willing to bet the answer to that is the same answer as to why Zenimax sold. After 76, they probably looked at the state of the game after it's decade of development and looked for a bag holder. +--- 634705115 +>>634704913 +>It's still Oblivion With Guns. +Yeah, that's literally what we want +--- 634705209 +>>634704935 +>tfw the average development cycle for a current day Bethesda game is over a decade +Man, I can't wait to play TESVI as a 40+ year old man and then Fallout 5 in my ~60s. +--- 634705220 +>>634704832 +Yes, in modern day game development where big studios have mostly moved away from crunch, delays are not that crazy. +--- 634705409 +>>634705220 +Bro their PR departments have moved away from hiring employees that refuse to sign an NDA prohibiting them from discussing crunch I think you mean. If you think EA code monkeys aren't still working 80 hours a week for the last few months of developing the new fifa game you might be retarded. +--- 634705608 +>>634705115 +>we +it's only passable in fallout3/nv/4 because no matter how awful the gunplay is, VATS could be used as a crutch. we'll have to see if starfield has something like it +--- 634705681 +>>634702706 (OP) +you are a worthless retard +--- 634705712 +It makes me seethe because the one game that they are apparently bringing back "old school rpg choices" or whatever he called it will be a flop for other unrelated design decisions. But they will always blame these elements as the reason for its failure because fuck you. +>>634702883 +ESO has been kinda dead since Greymoor. High Isle was very underwhelming and the expansion before that was just ok. It is pretty much on maintenance mode with token expansions and a whale based economy. +--- 634705892 +Oblivion was delayed once by about 5 or 6 months. Hardly see the big deal about a 10 month delay. +--- 634706310 +>>634705892 +>Microsoft pays $8 billion for them +>Directly after the biggest flop in recent company history +>Multiple delays +>Locked to a console with a non existent install base +>Literally has to sell 4 times as many copies as Xbox consoles in existence in order to be a good return on investment +>W-w-whats the big deal? +--- 634706425 +>>634706310 +>>Directly after the biggest flop in recent company history +Fallout 76 is raking in fat stacks and continuously gets updates. Keep up, bud. They wouldn't keep updating the game if it wasn't making a profit. +--- 634706475 +>>634706310 +>Locked to a console with a non existent install base +Bethesda's biggest install base is PC, lmao. Always has been, always will be. Skyrim alone is probably responsible for the massive PC boom of the early 2010s. +--- 634706505 +>>634702836 +>Game of the decade without question. + +rofl. not any near that. + +more like again a no effort bethesda game full of bugs, lazy gameplay, shitty animation game, that only gets good after 6 months of mod community work. + +bethesda.....the most lazy fcks in gamin history. + +copy paste 1000 sandbox quest planets my ass +--- 634706516 +>>634702706 (OP) +They're dumb, end of story + +I'm looking forward to the game +--- 634706558 +>>634702851 +What about Skyrim Anniversary Edition? it came out last year +--- 634706603 +>>634705209 +Kek I don't expect to play TESVI before 2030 +--- 634706623 +>>634706516 +gemmyson +--- 634706627 +>>634706475 +Bro, the entirety of Skyrims PC lifetime sales are 14%. Playstation literally has twice as many copies of Skyrim sold. Like it or not, since Morrowind Bethesda is a console company. +--- 634706634 +>>634706310 +FO76 is a financial success here 5 years down the road, despite the atrocious launch year. +--- 634706770 +>Console kiddies posting +--- 634706834 +>>634702706 (OP) +I hope Todd's game will be good. +--- 634706871 +>>634702836 +It'll be the last great game before AI is implemented everywhere. + +We're gonna have voice synth characters with no premade scripts just acting out stuff that fits their character. + +A few small games already have it up and running. Soon as the rough edges are trimmed we'll be seeing that stuff everywhere. +--- 634707084 +>>634706505 +>more like again a no effort bethesda game +If Bethesda's games require zero effort, yet they're clearly a unique winning formula that guarantees instant sales, why has everybody has attempted to copy them failed? + +It's almost like... Bethesda's games are actually really hard to make. +--- 634707135 +>>634702706 (OP) +v is full of fat lesbians and kikes. that's why. + +mods will make them seethe even more. +fuck v + +>you were warned +kys niggermods +--- 634707198 +>>634707084 +The most mind boggling thing to me is that there are still games being made that make modding as difficult as possible after seeing how much longevity mods have given Bethesda games, ensuring they're being talked about even years later. +--- 634707392 +>>634706505 +>rofl. not any near that. +False, very near that. +>more like again a no effort bethesda game full of bugs, lazy gameplay, shitty animation game, that only gets good after 6 months of mod community work. +Tons of effort is clearly going into this or it wouldn't need to be delayed. Plus 1,000 planets? That's cool as hell. Also they scrapped their old animation system completely and have a new one. +>bethesda.....the most lazy fcks in gamin history. +Lazy? More like underfunded and staffed. Which they aren't this time for sure due to Microsoft. +>copy paste 1000 sandbox quest planets my ass +Event system as they talked about in addition to handmade quests. + +THREE TIMES THE DIALOGUE OF FO4 +--- 634707430 +>>634707084 +Bethesda was so far ahead of the curve with their cell block load system, something they've received mockery over for years because it's "outdated" yet it's now being implemented into UE5 to improve performance in open world games. Because it's been noted there's absolutely zero fucking point to rendering actors or complex systems beyond X amount of world units. +--- 634707661 +>>634706505 +>Full of bugs +I never used any vanilla morrowind patches and never saw a single bug, let alone major one +I never used any patches with oblivion and it did not do anything that would softlock my game or break something. +I played skyrim on fucking PS3 and never encountered a single major bug. In fact first time i encountered a softlock was where battle for solitude was impossible to finish because Rikke and Tullius were essential, was on my recent PC playthrough WITH community fixes +Same story as Skyrim with FO3. It always worked as it's supposed to. +I don't even need to talk about FO4, because it would just repeat the same shit as above. +People either greatly overestimate the bugs in bethesda games, parrot what they heard from faggots like you, or it's just their crippling arthmoorutism getting triggered by seeing a corpse fall funny instead of realistic. +--- 634707717 +>>634706627 +Anon, modding? They clearly had that in for years and years before allowing LIMITED access to modding for consoles. + +Consoles only hold back Bethesda and what they could achieve. It's why they couldn't have vehicles in the last Fallout games as they outright said themselves. +--- 634708037 +634707661 +low quality bait +--- 634708292 +LET ME AT IT +--- 634708362 +>>634708037 +Ok Arthmoor +--- 634708569 +>Talking heads and persuasion mini-game is back +Sovl... +--- 634708704 +>>634708569 +I'm wiling to wait. + +But if Todd delays again I WILL bite him. +--- 634709343 +>>634708704 +If this becomes a 2024 title I will spit on Todd Howard. +--- 634710730 +>>634702706 (OP) +chatbot bros, what is his endgame... +--- 634710751 +>>634709343 +He's just making sure there are waifus for you +--- 634710872 +>>634702706 (OP) +I'm waiting quite eagerly for it, but there's definitely already a number of things that I don't like. + +Why even bother putting in character customization if you're clearly spending 99-100% of your time in a huge astronaut suit. Also what's with the starting skills, like +10% dmg with a particular weapon type is even noticeable. Also in a typical Bethesda fashion they keep displaying all the different planets and massive hubs as if it's a good thing. 10 000 more areas with nothing worth exploring is not a good thing. Give me a more linear experience with a much smaller scale, where everywhere you go has actual content and some meaning any day. +--- 634711047 +>>634707717 +Cope. PC sales make up less than 1/4th of all Bethesda game sales. That's not gonna change just because they're only on Xbox and PC now. All it means is they lost literally their largest customer base. Mods don't change that. At all. +--- 634711241 +>>634702706 (OP) +>Why does he and his new game Starfield make /v/ seethe so much? +>mfw link related is in the top results for "tell me lies" +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFcLyDb6niA [Embed] +--- 634711450 +>>634703874 +Maybe everyone just is superior to you, and therr is no ulterior motive. Also, they're not taking sides on a whim. Anonymous is noy just one person. +--- 634711501 +>>634711241 +I like how most of the quotes were actually true or he took things out of context +--- 634711816 +>>634711501 +Name one so I can lol and lmao +--- 634711978 +>>634711241 +Confirmed he was really in the chess club. + +You can literally climb that mountain in Skyrim, it's like the fourth quest in the game. + +There are more than 200 ending slide permutations for Fallout 3. +--- 634712164 +>>634711978 +>His name is in fact Todd Howard +>He was in fact Game Director for Fallout 3 +no lies there either. +--- 634712543 +I want bethesda jank in space and that's what I'm getting. +--- 634712630 +>>634702706 (OP) +There is a known psychological pattern in sub-ethnics where they fear large expanses and uncharted territory. +Todd's games only appeal to Aryans. +Unfortunately, as we all know, the board fell long ago to the sub-ethnic menace. +--- 634712769 +>>634702706 (OP) +Because every Bethesda game since Morrowind feels like it was built to impress normies and idiots who don't actually play videogames. +Skyrim is a prime example, the actual game is incredibly superficial and primitive once you get it into, yet it's something that looks very attractive in trailers for people who don't actually care what the second-to-second gameplay is like. That's why people mod Skyrim for 50h hours trying to make it the perfect game, then they play it for an hour before deleting everything because they realize it's fucking Skyrim, the game's skeleton is just not worth being autistic over. + +Fallout 4 was like this too, 76 even worse. I expect Starfield to have the same issue. It'll be a shallow boring game but marketed by a big studio and everyone will grow fond of it due to memes, and Bethesda won't be forced to make a good game. +--- 634712870 +>>634711047 +I didn't even bother to read your post, console peasant. +--- 634712954 +>>634712769 +It'll be interesting to see how Microsoft will handle it if they get too low of sales. I'm sure it'll be profitable, but being Xbox and PC exclusive severs close to 50% of the market cap right from the get go. 8 billion is gonna seem like so much more in a decade if Starfield isn't the second coming of Christ. +--- 634713064 +Because Fallout 3 was a middling game +Skyrim made me raise an eyebrow +Fallout 4 made me start losing hope +Bethesda is a company that does not deserve its IPs +--- 634713447 +Don't know about /v/. +Don't care about /v/. +I'll be playing Starfield +On my PC. +--- 634713453 +>>634704732 +Yeah because Bethesda are used to having their games rushed out the door by zenimax, now they're under the more permissive microsoft they underestimated how much they would actually be able to do and therefore how long it would take +--- 634713505 +>>634704913 +The combat is shit and that's ok. combat isn't the point. it's like crying about the lack of depth to fishing in animal crossing +--- 634713620 +>>634713453 +This + +People seem to forget Zenimax rushing Skyrim out the door is what lead to the more intricate parts of the Civil War questline being cut like more active forts that change banners depending on who you fight for, as well as the questlines to take out the Thieves Guild along with 90% of the content for Riften. +--- 634713637 +wow I can't wait to visit the identical looking caves and buildings 500 times like in every bethesda game +--- 634713664 +>>634702706 (OP) +>Fallout 4 but the doors like sci-fi instead of wooden +i'll pass thanks +--- 634714002 +>>634713664 +Fallout doesn't have sci-fi doors? +--- 634714049 +>>634713664 +But anon, there's gonna be six different human enemy suit variants. +--- 634714209 +See that planet, you can land on it... + +(in only one place that we generated and dumped loads of garbage in) + +enjoy doing this 10000 times all with about 3 different variations. +--- 634714251 +>>634704273 +It will have actually, it was confirmed by Todd that will have mod support. As well they alway include the mod support since they believe that will make the games last forever. +--- 634714270 +>thread is full of sub-ethnics who become anxious when confronted with places to explore +as was said earlier, there's no escaping it. +--- 634714359 +A decade from now, with a hundred different mods, total UI overhaul, total graphical overhaul, Starfield will be one of the best Elder Scrolls games of all time. +--- 634714410 +>>634702706 (OP) +the only thing that annoys me is that this 12 months delayed game is going to be 60% complete at release with the only possibility of an actually fun and playable game left up to modders. So it might be good in about 18 months. but not because of bethesda. +--- 634714437 +>>634702706 (OP) +retarded fags wont stop putting a minecraft minigame in all their games +god i fucking hate minecraft soiboys +--- 634714472 +>>634713447 +Based. Same as me anon +--- 634714685 +>>634714437 +But base building and radiant quests means all they have to do is make a pretty map. It also means thats all they can do because nobody with talent can tolerate working there for long. Hence 76. +--- 634714857 +>>634702706 (OP) +Based Anon + +We're going to the stars +--- 634715084 +>>634713505 +>The combat is shit and that's ok. combat isn't the point +The combat is more shit than it can justifiably be and that's not ok. Combat isn't the point only insofar as genuine roleplaying can carry the experience. I'm happy with Alpha Protocol, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, etc. I'm happy with New Vegas. I'm okay with Fallout 3. Bethesda has worn out the good will of the roleplaying-combat balance by neglecting to maintain quality of the former and neglecting to appreciably improve the latter. +--- 634715250 +>>634702706 (OP) +Bethesda are in a fucked place. Every other studio can do open world now so their unique selling points is dead. Their NPCs are far too shallow to hold up an open world in 2023 either. They excel at nothing from combat, writing, voice acting or graphics. And they release one mainline TES game per decade at this rate. They're the new Square Enix in many ways, other devs have caught up and the next TES actually has worse delay than FF15 +--- 634715384 +>>634715250 +>new Square Enix +No one is as bad as Square Enix. +--- 634715415 +>>634702706 (OP) +Nobody’s seething, I haven’t seen any seething. What you actually see is a total lack of hype. Why is that? People once bitten twice shy about bugthesda’s recent games, and they shut out the largest console base. You can expect a lot of shrugging when it comes out, and no that’s not seething. +--- 634715473 +>>634713637 +But enough about Shartden Redditring. +--- 634715516 +This is gonna be Todd's magnum opus and we know it +--- 634715538 +>>634702706 (OP) +Because Todd is a fucking moron who has never made a good game, single handedly ruined western RPGs, and continues getting endless praise for this. +--- 634715551 +>>634715516 +I agree but I have to correct you +>magnus opum +--- 634715591 +>>634715473 +Bro you need to read that out loud and then go outside. +--- 634715653 +>>634715538 +>single handedly ruined western RPGs +Late 90s wannabe point n clicks with less gameplay ruined rpgs +--- 634715659 +>>634715591 +Kill yourself Fromdrone. +--- 634715669 +>>634715473 +Elden Ring was also KINO +But Bethesda provides a more complete experience with their games. diff --git a/v/634703687.txt b/v/634703687.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..03dd5cf5e5d8fe30654f740af7b668fe2a3c9b96 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634703687.txt @@ -0,0 +1,324 @@ +----- +--- 634703687 +RIG + +LEMME ASK U SUMN RIG + +WHY YOU STILL RUNNIN WINDOWS 7 RIG + +HOW YOU GON PROTECT YOUR GAMES RIG +--- 634703739 +>>634703687 (OP) +CORAL!! +--- 634703786 +>>634703687 (OP) +why did I laugh +--- 634703820 +*runs into the woods* +--- 634703871 +I have no idea what the fuck this normalfag shit is. +--- 634704004 +THINGS CHAYNJED RIG +AINT LIKE HOW IT USED TO BE NO MORE RIG +HOW YOU GON PLAY WITH KORL AND LORI ON A PS4 RIG? +--- 634704048 +>>634703871 +>he already knows it's normalfag +Don't call it a hunch. You've already revealed yourself. +--- 634704080 +>>634704048 +If I don't know what it is, it's normalfag shit. It's not that complicated. Are you brain damaged? +--- 634704329 +It's kino and all my games work on it. +Most newer games are trash anyway. +And no, I will not swap to fagnix. +--- 634704817 +>>634704080 +not him, but you do seem to have brain damage +--- 634704872 +>>634704817 +Are you upset because you got called out, child? +--- 634705106 +>>634703687 (OP) +the best movie he's been in is World trade center simply because he is crushed to death during 9/11. +--- 634705246 +>>634704872 +Im upset because of how much of a retard you are +--- 634705296 +>>634703820 +*shoots the fat dude* +--- 634705298 +>>634705246 +Settle down, phonetoddler. You are embarrassing yourself. +--- 634705392 +>>634704080 +Wrong. You know what it is. Too late for you to back down. +--- 634705437 +>>634705392 +Are you pretending to be retarded? +--- 634705519 +*rubs head* +--- 634705592 +>>634705298 +woah woah easy there brainroted kun, why are you throwing a tantum? I only rightytfully called you retard, you are trying wait too hard to not be "normalfag" +--- 634705658 +>>634705592 +What tantrum? Is you calling me a retard also a tantrum then? We are having a conversations, child. +Stop embarrassing yourself. +--- 634705683 +>>634703687 (OP) +Wtf for a second I thought he was the first zombie from RE1 +--- 634705684 +>>634705519 +*fucks best friend wife* +--- 634705869 +>>634705658 +you seething because I called you retard is indeed tanthrum. If you want I can give you pacifier maybe thats more you speed, no? +--- 634705937 +lmao @ these two tards going back and forth at each other +--- 634705967 +>>634705869 +So if I call you a retard I'm seething, if you do it you aren't? +Stop embarrassing yourself. You argue like a teenager. +--- 634705989 +>>634705937 +put me in screencap, reddit kun +--- 634706117 +>>634705967 +go take a nap toddler, is that all you have against me? stop embarassing yourself? Ironic that you dont realise you were embarassing yourself since you posted that idiotic post in the first place +--- 634706145 +>>634706117 +Well, you keep embarrassing yourself. What am I supposed to tell you? +--- 634706251 +>>634706145 +not respond at least both of us would still have some semblance of dignity left +--- 634706387 +>>634706251 +I'm having fun with you newfag retards while farming in PoE, gives me a nice little break. +You just can't stop yourselves. +--- 634706472 +>>634706387 +I am actually having fun making you seethe as well lmao, good luck farming +>newfag +I have stuck for longer than you guarateed +--- 634706641 +>>634706472 +How am I seething? You continuously fail to explain that part. +Are you butthurt? Too mad to think straight? +--- 634706883 +>>634705437 +>projection +--- 634706972 +>>634706641 +you imediately acused the first anon of having brain damage when the OP is most normalfag rhing in existence and I righytfully you a retard for it. Again do you have brain damage? because it certanily seems so +--- 634707080 +>>634706972 +Look at the butthurt little newfag go, he is so fucking mad he can't even type straight anymore. +This is the funniest fucking shit I've seen in a while. +Settle down, child. You are going to hurt yourself. +--- 634707245 +>>634706972 +it's not a normal fag meme, its a /tv/ meme, shane posting is common there +--- 634707354 +>>634707080 +Im not mad but you are cleary seething, calling me a child and acting all superior gives it away, but then again you are the same brainlet that cant even understand a easy to interpre tmeme that even a child like you claim I am can seem to understand +--- 634707437 +>>634707245 +I know and its funny, I was just making point out it +--- 634707475 +>>634707354 +>seething +You keep reverting back to a meme spouting child, please try to use your own words to express yourself. +I absolutely love how you missed a space again, I can just imagine the fat fucking 14 year old angrily pecking away at his keyboard. +What the fuck are you so mad about? +That I called you a normalfag for watching a normalfag movie or series? +--- 634707641 +>>634707437 +>he is so fucking mad he isn't even making sense anymore +Funniest fucking shit. +--- 634707780 +>>634707475 +>fat fucking 14 year old angrily pecking away at his keyboard. +you really are mad arent you? You also seem to forget, that you revert constantly back to the same act of superiority to try and hide away your anger. Keep your act on you arent fooling anyone either +--- 634707897 +>>634707780 +Or maybe I'm just not angry? Damn, what are the odds? +Keep it coming, child. You are amusing. +--- 634708057 +>>634707897 +The odds that aren't angry? Pretty damn low, since you keep giving who you claim to be a newfag easy (You)s, but please do continue to get mad +--- 634708060 +Walking Dead only has a few good licensed games, being the Tell Tale series & Walking Dead Saints & Sinners 1 & 2. Why can't we have more good licensed games? so many of them came out during the time of the show and most of them were squandered/cheap cash grabs. +--- 634708242 +>>634708060 +even the writer gave up at the end of the comics, the comics fell of a cliff quality wise imo since midway though the whisperers arc. It would stand to reason that the games wouldnt have as much quality I guess +--- 634708257 +>>634708057 +You accidentally a word in your rage. You got really worked up about getting called a retarded normalfag for liking some random faggot celeb. +--- 634708320 +HOW YOU GON PLAY SPLITSCREEN ON A PS5 RIG +--- 634708527 +>>634708257 +I guess you really are mad since you also are skipping words and it shows brainrotted kunhonestly Im not even mad, this is just funny as fuck and I want to post as fast as I can, because I want to see when our back and forth ends, you have you PoE farm, I have my shitposting but enough being meta +--- 634708578 +>>634708320 +*rubs head* +--- 634708795 +>>634708527 +I didn't skip a single word in there. Your new is showing. Stop embarrassing yourself. +--- 634709026 +>>634708795 +>You accidentally a word in your rage +really? you didnt? +--- 634709047 +>>634703687 (OP) +I still can't believe the producers killed Coral for shock value +--- 634709312 +>>634709047 +they killed him before the actor could renegotiate a new adult salary since you can get away with paying child actors less +--- 634709330 +>>634709047 +the cliffhanger they did with Negan, having to wait for months to know who died was painfull, the shows writers seemed to hate the fans back then. Havent watched since Rick fucked off but godamn +--- 634709367 +I liked Jon in The Punisher +--- 634709445 +>>634709047 +They did? I stopped watching not long after the cunnies died. +--- 634709447 +who was in the wrong ITT? +--- 634709503 +>>634704329 +Based. Pajeetsoft is really pathetic, using shills and paying developers to exclude Win 7 support. +--- 634709538 +I can't believe I watched all of season 2, but then decided to quit halfway through season 3. +Like, I've wasted time on worse things, but I really should have realized how shit it was in season 2. +--- 634709673 +>>634709538 +>Like, I've wasted time on worse things, but I really should have realized how shit it was in season 2. +tell that to someone who watched until season 7 +--- 634709687 +>>634709538 +midseason finale of season 4 to me is peak TWD please consider watching it, that episode in specific to be more precise +--- 634710362 +RIIIGGGG + +YOU CAN'T GAME WITH CORAL WITH A GTX1070 + +YOU CAN'T SATISFY LORI WITH JUST 6GB OF VRAM + +RIIIIIIGGGGGG IMMA BETTER GAMER THAN YOU + +IMMA BETTER GUILD LEADER THAN YOU + +*runs back into the woods* +--- 634710416 +>>634710362 +https://youtu.be/3KZ_65-LEeU [Embed] +--- 634710471 +IT +JUST +WORKS +--- 634710578 +i'm running +i'm running + +from windoze +>got to install gentoo next year. got to! +--- 634710603 +>>634710471 +RIIGGG + +WHY DIDN'T YOU INVEST IN EASTERN POLAND RIGGG +--- 634710668 +>>634710603 +--- 634710749 +>>634704004 +>rubs head +--- 634710937 +RIG + +WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT YOUR TANK STANCE ON + +HOW YOU GON' LIVE RIG + +HOW YOU GON' SURVAHV? +--- 634711138 +>>634710471 +>Windows 7 for Ultimate Niggers +Kek. +--- 634711254 +>>634711138 +CORTANA, TURN OFF MY N-WORD INHIBITORS +--- 634711260 +>>634710362 +IS THAT + +WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAT + +A 1030 3GB?! +--- 634711317 +>>634711254 +I would ironically use this tool for some things. +But then again gatekeeping is also good. +--- 634711489 +>rubs head +I +>looks off into the distance +don't +>runs into the woods +thank +>paces around +your +>puts hand on belt buckle, looks at the ground, then looks back up and smirks +PC +>sniffs +is +>rapes Lori +future +>beats up a middle aged man +proof +>fires pistol one handed without aiming +rigg +--- 634711865 +>oppenheimerposting +>now shaneposting +are we just recycling /tv/'s sloppy seconds now? what's next, driveposting? +--- 634712221 +>>634711865 +god i hope so +--- 634712231 +>>634711865 +For me, it's Johna Hill and Ornelia. +--- 634712437 +>>634703687 (OP) +Windows 7 was better in every way, only reason why it's being phased out is because MS wants people to buy new versions regardless of how telemetry and adware infested they are +--- 634712493 +>>634711865 +That's how it's been for years now, Anon. +--- 634712973 +>>634711865 +>forgetting raimiposting +>forgetting baneposting +/tv/ memes are near universal +--- 634713208 +This show had potential but the writer's strike and them firing Darabont doomed it to being shit. +--- 634713762 +>>634711865 +You forget the one /tv/ meme that's taken over this entire site +--- 634713884 +>>634713208 +hollywood writers are having another strike, all tv shows are gonna nosedive in quality, again +--- 634715082 +>>634711865 +/tv/ is the new /b/ +--- 634715469 +>>634715082 +Maybe they should just ban porn off /b/ +--- 634715472 +>>634704329 +based. +I aint using win 10 on PC either, and I am not buying any more PC games. +--- 634715620 +>>634712973 +>implying B A N E posting ever stopped +check cranial temperature diff --git a/v/634704058.txt b/v/634704058.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..489a52f7fc18dea805fccf6d091178f452636451 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634704058.txt @@ -0,0 +1,116 @@ +----- +--- 634704058 +Would it be as disruptive to the experience as adding an easy mode? + +Sekiro went a little too far in that direction, but being able to ask the divine heir about specific items in your inventory was cool + +I just- I don't want to listen to vaati, smoughtown, or tarnished archaeologist to find out why the guidance of grace (which comes from the greater will) led me to the erdtree (current form exists according to the greater will's desires) which didn't let me in, and finally had an elden beast (vassal of the greater will) fighting me to stop me from doing what its master wants. +--- 634704191 +Let me give you some advice: Don't worry about From lore. Even after all the digging it's not interesting or well done. Read a book instead. +--- 634704862 +>>634704191 +you lack an intellectual conscience +--- 634704957 +>>634704191 +The strengths of an interactive medium cannot be found purely in written/spoken text. +Not that from's writing isn't derivative of everything on that list in some way or the other, but the fact that I can review everything that has occured in a game's narrative and decide what happens next while playing through the consequences makes videogames a unique medium. + +tl;dr it's just not the same, man + +Now, the op is about the structure of delivery rather than the content. +I decidedly don't want to do all that digging to get the content just because their delivery is shit. I appreciate it as videogame storytelling, and would like to be able to meet it at or around the same level of effort I put into other videogames' storytelling + +tl;dr FROM asks too much out-of-game discovery for, while interesting, not very original writing +--- 634704971 +>>634704058 (OP) +Literally read item descriptions and dialogues, that's all you need. +>to find out why the guidance of grace (which comes from the greater will) +If any of those jewtubers said that, they're retarded. Marika is the one granting and taking away the Grace. not the Greater Will. She's the one leading you (and other Tarnished) to free her from jail. +--- 634705005 +>>634704191 +>that god tier +Laughable. +--- 634705762 +>>634704191 +>Even after all the digging it's not interesting or well done. Read a book instead. +>t. didn't understand the lore +--- 634706326 +>>634704971 +>Marika is the one granting and taking away the Grace. not the Greater Will. She's the one leading you (and other Tarnished) to free her from jail. +Been a while since I played but If her goal was to get tarnished to free her from jail, would we have the primary objective of becoming elden lord by reforging the elden ring that she herself shattered? +Or was the only way to free her to replace her after killing her children and watching her crumble to dust? +Call me a dumbass if you want, but I feel like I'm missing something and I have no idea which part of the game I would go back to look for the answer in. That's the point of asking for more ways to find this shit out in-game. +--- 634706772 +>>634706326 +Ideally it'd be Godfrey again since they were married and shared similar goals but there's nothing wrong with casting the net a little wider. Her primary goal was to reveal the absolute strongest chad Tarnished - that's why your and Godfrey's Grace point to one another before his fight +>Thy strength befits a crown. +etc. +I assume the reforging/changing/shitting all over the Ring was either an unforseen consequence or a neccessary risk Marika was willing to take since it sure beats rotting away and doing squat for ages. Note that Radagon is already repairing the shattered Ring while you're powering-up killing stuff or gathering runes. +The entire cult/religion of the GW and the Roundtable Hold (Godfrey's old fortress) were supposed to guide any Tarnished on the correct, "non-heretical" path. +--- 634708218 +>>634704862 +what did he mean by this? +--- 634710693 +booomp +--- 634712982 +>>634706772 +>I assume the reforging/changing/shitting all over the Ring was either an unforseen consequence or a neccessary risk Marika was willing to take since it sure beats rotting away and doing squat for age +But we shouldn't have to assume, and any explanation we come up with siould be supoorted by in-game dialogue or item descritpions. The fact we don't have a definite answer is more proof that their current method isn't enough +--- 634713118 +>>634706772 +>that's why your and Godfrey's Grace point to one another before his fight +Can you expand on this? I don't remember seeing any grace coming from him. +--- 634713229 +>>634713118 +Not that guy, but it was during the cutscene when he's carrying morgott. Watch the leaves and light specks around him +--- 634713389 +>>634713229 +Thanks anon, that's a really cool touch. +--- 634714047 +>>634713229 +Exactly. Grace (Marika) is pitting you and Godfrey against each other before the fight. +>>634712982 +Most of that is in there but you'll never get a direct source on every single question about a game/film/book (unless you ask the creator). +>When Godfrey, first Elden Lord was robbed of his grace, becoming Tarnished, he took with him his kinfolk and left the Lands Between. >After the Long March of the Tarnished came to an end, Godfrey divested himself of kingship, becoming a simple warrior once more. +>When his last worthy enemy fell. And it was then, as the story is told, that the hue of Lord Godfrey's eyes faded. +And Melina's dialogue: +>In Marika's own words. +>Then, after thy death, I will give back what I once claimed. +>Return to the Lands Between, wage war, and brandish the Elden Ring. +>Grow strong in the face of death. Warriors of my lord. Lord Godfrey. +--- 634714127 +>>634714047 +Fk, lol, I missed a bit. Here's the 1st part (on Godfrey and the Tarnished warriors): +>My Lord, and thy warriors. I divest each of thee of thy grace. +>With thine eyes dimmed, ye will be driven from the Lands Between. Ye will wage war in a land afar, where ye will live, and die. +>Well? Perhaps that might serve you in lieu of a maiden's guidance. +--- 634714408 +>>634704058 (OP) +Brother, are you blind. Radagon's seal is on the thorns and the 2fingers are puzzled why it's blocking you. + +The Elden Beast has gone rouge because it fucked up pushing Marika far enough that she is willing to orchestrate the whole game to take it down and trapped Radagon & it with her even if she is permanently lobotomized. + +Or it's heresy to have merged her back with Radagon in an attempt to control/make Empyreans and it doesn't want any 3rd Elden Lord to find out. +--- 634714776 +>>634706772 +>>634712982 +Guy got it wrong. Marika smashed the ring to halt the take over from Radagon. + +"O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self" + +The Ring itself could have been repaired with at minimum 2 shards which means any demigods that cooperated would have GW's blessing to reforge it. However Radagon/Elden Beast himself is barring you with thorns because of said fuck up and indirectly cause Morgott to prolong the Shattering as long as it did +--- 634715417 +>>634704058 (OP) +kys +--- 634715596 +>>634704058 (OP) +Elden Ring's world is too complex and large scale to be "lore" friendly. Demon's and Dark Souls are simple and small scale enough so that you can piece all of it together in one or two playthroughs if you're paying close attention, and Bloodborne's isn't far off. But most importantly is that they straight up tell you the basis of it all and everything you need to follow along the critical path. + +>There's a kingdom called Boletaria that banned a type of magic called the Soul Arts because it awakens a big monster called the Old One who spawns demons. The king started doing Soul Arts again, everything got foggy because of it and no one knows what's happening inside. Go there and kill demons for glory. Oh shit you died, but this magical kid allows you to resurrect, kill demons and help him put the Old One back to sleep. + +>There were once kings who used magical fire to empower themselves, defeat primordial dragons and bring about the golden age. But the fire is literally fading, there are undead starting to appear on the land who progressively lose their minds because of it. It's basically a zombie apocalypse. You're one of them, you've been freed, go check out what's happening in the kingdom by ringing these two bells to talk to a Merlin-type snake man. Snake man says you can succeed the lords by taking their souls and using them to rekindle the fading fire, go do that. + +>Yarnham is a city with a miracle cure of Blood. Go there to get better. Oh shit, you've been trapped in some strange dream world version of the city where the Blood is having the side effect of turning people into Beasts. You've been recruited to hunt them, so just do that and don't really think about it and you'll be allowed to wake up. There's also an ancient race of maybe-aliens, but you might go insane from trying to understand all that, so best ignore it. + + +Elden Ring is so shit at setting anything up that you might not even know why ANYTHING is happening on your first playthrough. diff --git a/v/634704485.txt b/v/634704485.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8aa771619ab70366193d4816c2d733bdd5c7d136 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634704485.txt @@ -0,0 +1,305 @@ +----- +--- 634704485 +According to Nintendo, Spike will now be known by the US/EU name "Spike" in Japan as well, replacing the original name "Blackie". + +https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/1648938391814443008 +--- 634704779 +>>634704485 (OP) +It's really sort of like how Mario replaced Jumpman and Pauline replaced Lady. +--- 634707108 +So what you're saying is Spike is due for re-appearing in the next game. +--- 634707419 +>>634704485 (OP) +>blackie +I don’t feel so good +--- 634708770 +>>634704485 (OP) +localizer chads keep winning +--- 634709185 +>>634704485 (OP) +>inequivocably male character from a time when pronoun retardation wasn't widespread +>They/them +--- 634709257 +>>634704485 (OP) +I hate liberals so fucking much it's unreal +inb4 some in denial retard comes in crying no it's nothing to do with that it's totally an innocent coincidence +--- 634709307 +Nintendo will fall when they start referring to Birdo as Birdette. +--- 634709439 +>>634704485 (OP) +>people updating names like it's a software patch +--- 634709502 +lmao get ratio'd pissbaby incels +--- 634709553 +Time for very mentally stable /v/ users to whine about trannies in response to the loss of their favourite childhood character "Blackie" whose name they heard for the first time today. +--- 634709852 +>>634704485 (OP) +>Named him blackie +>Isn't actually black + +I don't get it +--- 634710210 +If chuds vanished overnight, what section of society would suffer? +--- 634710498 +>>634710210 +the left because they would have no one to whine about and will start turning on each other +--- 634710601 +>>634709852 +With exceptions, black people also aren't black, just darker shades of brown, but we still call them that +--- 634710684 +>>634710210 +99.9% of the world would vanish because you get called chud for saying women give birth now. +--- 634710747 +>>634709553 +Yes, I will actually. You KNOW why they changed this and it's basically self censorship. The TRANSlators in the west did not do their job AT ALL and instead renamed the character the creators made purely because of their obsession with kneeling to Blacks™. The poor Japanese are basically bending the knee to the loony trannies and other subversive elements that have infiltrated these companies. +--- 634711193 +>>634710747 +>it's basically self censorship. +Which is fine. It's their product, they can do with it what they want. If there was some outcry for it to be changed, and they buckled, that's one thing. But if a company or individual decides for themself that something they've created in the past doesn't align with their current standards, it's perfectly fine for them to alter it. +--- 634711740 +>>634709553 +>you have to have a personal investment in something to be against the censorship of it +--- 634711863 +>blackie +>is a jew +Huh???? +--- 634711874 +>>634711740 +But I thought /v/ hated women criticizing their games because they weren't personally invested in it? When did that change? If only the people who questioned Anita's gamer cred had known this. +--- 634711875 +>>634710747 +>You've literally lived long enough to see /v/ unironically adapt Anita's "everything is racist, sexist, political etc." mindset + +We've hit the other side of the horseshoe, it seems. +--- 634711918 +>>634711193 +Yes, it is a Japanese product, but the TRANNIES, the bleeding heart leftists and all the rest censored it in the west because it triggered their sensibilities. It's just like Poison from Final Fight being changed from a woman into a "man" in the west and the Japanese buckling to pressure and saying she "could be male". Do you really think the Japanese aren't basically being held at gunpoint to do this change too? Please. +--- 634711964 +>>634704779 +except the movie still has cabinets with jumpman written on it +--- 634712019 +Spike is a better name anyway, I'm glad they decided this, is this a real tweet though or just Twitter outrage farming +--- 634712024 +I would rather be called Spike than Blackie. +--- 634712029 +>>634709185 +what the fuck are you talking about? there isn't a single pronoun in that text +--- 634712129 +>>634709257 +Can you explain what this has to do with US politics anon? I don't understand. +--- 634712197 +>>634709502 +>pissbaby +What a retarded childish insult. I thought leftists were done using that since 2011 +--- 634712259 +>>634709502 +--- 634712291 +>>634712129 +Progressivism isn't a US only problem +Progressives exist in japan +Even if progressives didn't exist outside the US the US still has immense political power to enforce their will on other nations +--- 634712303 +>>634712259 +really makes you think.... +--- 634712328 +>>634711918 +No one in the west even knew the fucking name. Shut the fuck up +--- 634712350 +>>634704485 (OP) +For all the bullshit localizers do, this one isn't that bad. I think it's an unnecessary change, but I'm not going to waste my energy getting upset about this one. +--- 634712391 +>>634704485 (OP) +Nintendo just shot themselves in the foot. + +I don't know how much the rest of you know about Japanese culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in America where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over in Japan, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance. + +What this means is the japanese public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to watch the Super Mario movie, nor will they purchase any of Nintendo’s games. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Nintendo has alienated an entire market with this move. + +Nintendo, publicly apologize and cancel the Japanese release or you can kiss your business goodbye. +--- 634712430 +>>634711918 +Japs love drawing Poison as a futa with a massive cock though +--- 634712457 +>>634712259 +--- 634712460 +>>634704485 (OP) +>According to Nintendo, Spike will now be known by the US/EU name "Spike" in Japan as well, replacing the original name "Blackie". +>https://twitter.com/Nintendo/status/1648938391814443008 +Picrel soon, but with spike instead +--- 634712467 +>>634712391 +>I'm an expert +--- 634712483 +who gives a shit +--- 634712515 +>>634704485 (OP) +I seriously can't believe they made a character as obscure as this a relevant character in the Mario Bros movie. + +Bring back Malon to be the love interest for Link in the Zelda one please. +--- 634712521 +>>634712391 +--- 634712531 +>>634712328 +So you're claiming to be psychic now? Well, we know you're not one because you're just flat-out wrong. Here's even an article from 2008 since common sense isn't proof enough: + +https://www.backofthecerealbox.com/2008/08/lets-not-call-him-okay.html +--- 634712547 +>>634712259 +>2chan username +oh so it's just losers, but JP losers +--- 634712587 +>>634712430 +Now they do because of what happened and the perverts. But come on anon, originally, she was a big titty woman +--- 634712610 +>>634712259 +that's crazy +--- 634712669 +>>634712259 +>18 | transfem demigirl | white | autistic | they/she +--- 634712770 +>>634712547 +2ch doesn’t have the same negative reputation in Japan as 4chan has in the west, at least not in a political sense +--- 634712851 +>>634712259 +--- 634712860 +>>634712391 +Why are you trying to force this? I've seen this exact template at least one other time. +--- 634712864 +>>634704485 (OP) +They didn't need to do this. Let alone announce it through twitter and bring this any form of attention at all. +--- 634712894 +>>634712391 +Already caught 3 newfags, nice. +--- 634712897 +>>634712860 +It's an old ass meme anon +--- 634712986 +>>634709502 +No him, but the frog has a point if I do say so myself +--- 634713004 +>>634712259 +this is so funny and also extremely sad. western on social media are a plague. +--- 634713008 +I think the half dozen likes on that tweet from japanese accounts proves one thing: japan is NOT going to accept this OR trannies. EVER. the sjws have lost this fight. +--- 634713028 +>>634712467 +And one that has ascended to the next level. +--- 634713163 +>>634712291 +Sounds like a BIG "you" problem than an actual problem in Japan. +--- 634713197 +>>634712864 +I hope they finally announce the changes to Birdo on Twitter next. +--- 634713250 +>>634709502 +>>634712259 +Why are people assuming this has anything to do with being "offensive" in the first place? No one has complained about this nor would there be any reason to, it's literally just the word "black" in the name of a character who isn't black or problematic in any way. Seems to be just for consistency reasons and laziness on Nintendo's part as he wears a nametag that says "Spike" in the movie. +--- 634713296 +>>634713028 +I thought Ken-sama died during the hurricane that hit Fukushima +--- 634713384 +>>634712531 +>4 comments +Damn, they had a TON of reach +--- 634713387 +>>634713250 +It's CGI, it would be utterly trivial to rerender those scenes + +If nintendo doesn't want me to assume it's political they should have accompanied the change with a condemning of the idea the original name was offensive +--- 634713405 +These liberal cocksuckers won’t be happy until child rape is legal. +--- 634713416 +>>634712531 +Not him but if you don’t understand hyperbole that’s on you. I do not believe for a second the average Nintendo gamer in the nes era knew his Japanese name. +--- 634713440 +>>634713250 +>Seems to be just for consistency reasons +Do you want to know what the koopas are called in japan? +You don't know, do you? You fucking retarded tranny +--- 634713476 +>>634709852 +Jack Black isn't black either +--- 634713510 +In other news, hair metal musician "Blackie Lawless" will be renamed "Spike Lawful" as to combat racism. + +The band's name WASP will remain the same as you can't be racist against white people. +--- 634713554 +>>634713296 +He survived and the radiation only made him more powerful. +--- 634713629 +>>634713510 +That was far too clever for 4chan, but I appreciate the effort Anon. + +>>634713387 +You, however, are just a spastic. NO ONE cares what you think least of all Nintendo. +--- 634713632 +>>634713250 +yeah actually this being because of his name being on his outfit in the movie makes sense +but what doesn't make sense is changing his name like this, should've just done an eggman/robotnik thing if anything, no reason to erase the old name as that's just going to confuse more people that actually know the character +either way it comes off as out-of-touch virtue signalling so nintendo should be trying harder to make their intentions clear +--- 634713645 +>>634713296 +That's fake. Sources on the ground say that people saw him ascend to heaven after reaching his ultimate form and kissing his waifu goodbye. +--- 634713753 +>>634704485 (OP) +>Erasing blacks from history +Based. +--- 634713854 +>>634712521 +Goes for all people. No one is persecuted. +--- 634713887 +>>634707419 +lust-provoking image +--- 634713905 +>>634713250 +they made an entire twitter post about it. its obvious virtual signaling +--- 634713982 +>>634713510 +More like "Spike Resist". ACAB, BLM, Trans rights and wuff wuff. +--- 634713997 +>>634712291 +Stop speaking in riddles faggot +--- 634714128 +>>634713905 +It's literally just an explanation for the character having a different name going forward. Japs probably didn't even know he had a different name in the west. +--- 634714221 +>>634713008 +Japan arent that monolith anon +--- 634714248 +>>634704485 (OP) +Why do leftists worship blacks? +--- 634714398 +>>634714248 +Why do chuds worship Barney? +--- 634714456 +>>634712864 +ja budu seichas ustanavlivat' VSE IGRI +--- 634714525 +>>634714248 +Brainwashing from cradle to grave to hate themselves and even attack their own race. +--- 634714663 +i'm so glad I never gave 2 fucking shits about twitter and all the social media bullshit +--- 634714675 +>>634714398 +The dinosaur? I don't. I'm more of a Bear in the Big Blue House kinda guy. +--- 634714763 +>>634713008 +Progressives don't need to have numbers to have power, this is abundantly clear +--- 634714792 +>>634712259 +How can I block people with fag and retarded flag? +--- 634715115 +>>634712259 +HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +I CAN'T +we need to kill al troons, unironically +--- 634715147 +>>634714763 +I hate when people use the term "progressive". Everything they do is regressive and destructive. +--- 634715242 +>>634712259 +really does make one think +--- 634715281 +>>634712259 +https://twitter.com/TheMegaBlueMan/status/1648943766458322944 +>Just because the west is offended by that name it doesn't mean it has the same offensiveness in Japan. Kind of lame to change something established like that for your Japanese audience. diff --git a/v/634704727.txt b/v/634704727.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..626a9578353c6d8ce5f8778249fb227c34748f43 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634704727.txt @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +----- +--- 634704727 +You didn't beat the game. +--- 634704756 +>>634704727 (OP) +These guys are shit in persona +--- 634704812 +>>634704727 (OP) +I blindly bought the DLC like a good goy and didn't feel like disabling it because I paid for it +--- 634704834 +>SMT has the best monster desi- +--- 634704901 +>>634704727 (OP) +Me second from the right. +--- 634705202 +You didn't play, let alone beat the game. +--- 634705309 +>>634704727 (OP) +I got baited into thinking this series is good +The combat system is worse than pokémon, incredible +--- 634705360 +Don't care. I am not putting morgana on my team. +--- 634705517 +>>634705309 +>The combat system is worse than pokémon +The one single tournament worthy RPG battle system in the entire history of the industry? +--- 634705798 +>>634704727 (OP) +If it's an in-game mechanic, it counts. Your faggotry doesn't change this fact. +--- 634706004 +>>634705798 +The in-game version is fine, but the DLC is cancer. Not only didn't beat the game but it brings the game down with how entire enemy encounters are replaced with magatamas on the overworld. I strongly recommend not using that DLC. +--- 634706160 +>>634706004 +in nocturne you can literally double a demon's stats with mitamas, and in strange journey you can put any skills you want on demons with the right sources +--- 634706381 +>>634706160 +Again, I think the in-game mechanics are frankly great. When a random magatama spawns it has that same metal slime rush to go get it, especially Nigi Magatama that drop glory crystals. But the grind DLC is awful, not just because it's broken mechanically but it ruins your game. Random Magatama in the overworld is once in a blue moon, with the DLC you'll constantly have entire packs of enemies gone replaced with money bags, it's mental. +--- 634707386 +*Ahem* You called? +--- 634707598 +>>634707386 +>gun and physical are separate categories +--- 634707697 +>>634704727 (OP) +I did. I just cheated because I have better things to do than wasting over 80 hours dying on a weeb game. +--- 634709375 +>>634707598 +Gun is like piercing damage. +--- 634710441 +>>634707598 +The physical trauma from an projectile compared to a blunt force trauma is completely different and it makes sense that some demons would take a mace better than a bullet. +--- 634710621 +One thing I never understood about SMT is why lower level demon's just keep falling off after a while, and stop gaining experience/new skills at a certain level. +It doesn't ruin the game, but I also feel like it would be more fun if you could take any demon into endgame without having to take a ton of extra steps. +--- 634710632 +>>634707386 +Is this really a good use of resources? He still takes damage from almighty, status ailments and instant death skills, he can't actually deal any damage besides his regular attack and its not a press turn game so the value of nulls/reflects is purely superficial. +--- 634710787 +>>634710621 +It's to encourage fusion, which is like demoniacal sacrifice. +--- 634710801 +>>634710621 +The game wants you to constantly make new demons/recruit new demons. From a story perspective they're not your friends, they're tools. Keeping a few out of sentimental value is fine, but the sentimentality is only yours. Also from a story perspective, demons are static beings, they can't truly change the way humans can, but it's also what makes them immortal and interchangeable. So it makes sense they get stronger within their sphere but can't keep up with a proper human +--- 634710848 +>>634710621 +You're supposed to fuse them +--- 634710972 +>>634710621 +it's to encourage you to keep fusing demons and not ignore the fusion system. some demons however are just so good there is no reason to get rid of them. and of course, you CAN keep using the same demon or re-fuse them by fusing down to make stronger variants of them if you really want to. as you say, it does take some extra steps but that's just the price for favoritism. +--- 634711045 +>>634704834 +These are great +--- 634711081 +>>634710632 +I fused it specifically to beat Mem Aleph. +--- 634711149 +>>634710801 +To be fair, in SMT5 you get 4-5 demons who do hold sentimental value, but they are mostly endgame and there are ways to have them hold up if you really want to +--- 634711250 +>>634711081 +Oh yeah, I could see that. +--- 634711273 +>>634707386 +Based! I had a super buffed up Jack Frost as well, but in SMTV. +--- 634711550 +>>634704727 (OP) +Just started SMTV and see these shitters everywhere, hated them in every persona/smt then and hate them now. +--- 634711587 +>>634711045 +They're dogshit +--- 634713346 +>>634710621 +bro? your essences? +--- 634715235 +>>634711081 +don't you have to be like level 80 to get repel fire in the first place? +--- 634715376 +>>634704727 (OP) diff --git a/v/634704827.txt b/v/634704827.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e803ff9355d7d7a64d500447971e5ded625ef062 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634704827.txt @@ -0,0 +1,126 @@ +----- +--- 634704827 +when will you retards admit that souls games are peak goyslop for retards which are unable to do anything but simple pattern recognition? + +>wow dude i just hit 4 buttons for 10 hours this game is KINO as fuck!! + +lol. lmao even +--- 634705254 +>>634704827 (OP) +here is your my big white cock into your sissy mouth faggot +--- 634705289 +They all suck at real competitive games +--- 634705329 +>>634705254 +Too fragile soulsfags are too fragile +--- 634705417 +>>634705329 +I am not sure who is the fragile one when you have the need to post this shitty bait only to end up being BTFO'd as always. +--- 634705570 +When will you stop being a contrarian little hipster bitch fucking retard and admit fromsoft are one of the only good AAA devs out there? +--- 634705574 +>>634704827 (OP) +What a stupid post. This is now an animal thread. +--- 634705808 +>>634704827 (OP) +>wow dude i just hit 4 buttons for 10 hours this game is KINO as fuck!! +You can apply the same logic to literally 99% of games. The only ones which escape that are mmos with 40 different abilitie, but even they are going the way of streamlining multiple skills in a single button. +--- 634706046 +>634705570 +>bitch fucking + +thanks for admiring my mating skills bro. as for the rest of your post: poo in the loo + +>634705808 +some games have 10+ buttons in total anon. not to mention souls and cdpr shills are the only ones pretending pressing said buttons is difficult. also add tendies to the list +--- 634706070 +>>634704827 (OP) +Souls games are alright. Just miss the more creative side of Fromsoft. +Never going to get something like The Adventures of Cookie & Cream, Evergrace etc now that they can print money copy pasting Dark souls +--- 634706154 +Zanzibart will not forgive you OP. +--- 634706213 +i wish you retards never learned that word +--- 634706503 +. +--- 634706682 +>>634705570 +>fromtranny +>good AAA dev +lol +lmao +--- 634706812 +>>634706682 +>seething indie goyslop dev +--- 634706893 +>>634705417 +Oh you cant express your opinions now wow soulsfags are gods or what +--- 634707183 +>>634706893 +of course everyone is allowed to have a opinion, however these kind of threads are made weekly and always end up in a pointless flame war +--- 634707210 +Go back to SA +--- 634707465 +>>634704827 (OP) +Do games need more than 4 buttons to be good or something? Fucking buzzword using retard. +--- 634707468 +>>634704827 (OP) +I really don't get this need. Is it like a jungle thing? Like, some kind of a chimp gene where every single thing needs to be a little competition, so you can waste your time on some primal pecking orders imagining you're the pack alpha? I've never given a thought to what others are playing and whether that makes them better or worse or not. I just seriously don't care. But with you guys it's like watching 8-yearolds fight over whose daddy has the better job or which console is the best 100x a day. + +It just seems so unbelievably... primitive to me. Play whatever you like. This constant quest for some kind of social acceptance for your tastes from random anons in 4chan of all places just strikes me as the same kind of things small town elderly do: their entire lives revolve around what people think about them. And that's honestly really, really sad. +--- 634707895 +>>634704827 (OP) +right idea, but wrong logic. +souls games are shit because you either need to rely on a wiki to learn boss attacks or die to the boss a billion times so you can learn its attack pattern and know when to LE ROLL +--- 634708573 +>>634707895 +>learning the game is... le shit +--- 634708673 +>>634708573 +you shouldnt have to die in order to learn the game. +--- 634709210 +>>634708673 +but in Souls games thats the point. +--- 634709292 +>>634709210 +yes and souls games are shit, your point? +--- 634709621 +söysfags are vegans of vidya +--- 634709797 +>>634709292 +Sounds like it's your taste that's shit +--- 634709832 +>creatively bankrupt discord trannies attempting to troll +yikes +--- 634710789 +>>634704827 (OP) +Souls games are 7/10s that redditors and normalfags like to pretend are 11/10s. +--- 634710961 +>>634704827 (OP) +>dude i just hit 4 buttons for 10 hours this game is KINO as fuck!! +That's 3 buttons more than any other game. +--- 634711091 +>>634710789 +being contrarian isn't personality. +--- 634711163 +>>634711091 +Neither is being a drone +--- 634711349 +>>634705574 +I watch that kind of hentai too, birbro! +--- 634711435 +>>634711163 +good thing i am not one +--- 634713538 +>>634704827 (OP) +Souls games are shit because they still rely on rolling giving iframes, which is lazy Jap game design they haven't bothered to improve on in more than a decade. There's zero incentive to pursue interesting builds when you can avoid damage just by rolling around like a retard. +--- 634713765 +>>634704827 (OP) +raccons are funny animals even more then cats +are they good for keeping as pets? +--- 634713789 +>>634713538 +>t. haven't played the games +--- 634714662 +>>634708673 +You don't have to. It is very possible to beat every boss on your first attempt if you are patient. diff --git a/v/634705047.txt b/v/634705047.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4ba7455e9d654c9e45f12d315745eee74fe4c3be --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705047.txt @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ +----- +--- 634705047 +Play Tales +--- 634706887 +Vesperia is the best game in the series +--- 634707214 +>>634705047 (OP) +jerked off to edna yesterday +or tried to, before I knew it I was making a mess on the floor with 50 tabs of futa open +point is young girls are the best +--- 634707301 +>>634706320 +This is an RPG party? +Holy shit, Japs are retarded. +--- 634707326 +>>634705047 (OP) +I'm playing Phantasia, it's comfy +--- 634707376 +>>634705047 (OP) +I've played them all from Symphonia to Arise except Zestiria. +--- 634707423 +Play Radiant Mythology +--- 634707581 +>>634705047 (OP) +>Crestoria screenshot + +What a fucking waste of high quality character models. +--- 634708094 +>>634707581 +Theres a game files available if you want to rip it +--- 634709995 +Sex With Edonas hebe body +--- 634710193 +>>634706887 +Yes +>>634707376 +You missed nothing +--- 634710508 +I want to touch Annelace's tiny flat chest. +--- 634712284 +Sex with Judith and Estelle. +--- 634712558 +>>634705047 (OP) +This is the ideal JRPG party, only thing missing is a older man above 30. +--- 634713042 +>>634705047 (OP) +New game when? Arise was so boring that I couldn't even bring myself to finish it. +--- 634713470 +>>634709995 +>hebe +>with those flat tits +--- 634713534 +Play Trails? +--- 634713689 +>>634713470 +t. ozzie +--- 634713703 +>Tales will never have a loli again cause Arise sold like hotcakes so now they are just patting each others in the backs saying "this is what western gaijins wants". +>Tales will never have a pc port or a re-make-worl-master or watever cause zoomers cant play it and they will show how better the old games are, also lolis as in point one. +>Tales are forever prisoner of dead consoles. Some are emulable, some others no. +Is there a fanbase out there that knows more pain than talesfags (me included)? +--- 634713803 +>>634713470 +Edna isnt completely Flat +The boobs exists, just lacking any density +--- 634713893 +Sex with Eleanor. +--- 634713963 +>>634713703 +I just want a Xillia rerelease. That or Abyss since I've never played that one since it was trapped on the cuck handheld. +--- 634714360 +>>634713803 +Why does she wear the big boots? +--- 634714670 +>>634713963 +>Abyss +Isn't abyss for ps2? +--- 634714886 +Edna is in Tales of Festival. +Im not into Misato Fukuen though. Im just into Edna +--- 634714914 +>>634714670 +It was but I don't have a PS2 and the only alternative was the 3DS which I don't have. +>emulate +An option but I'd rather a rerelease. I've been able to play every other Tales game since Symphonia. Abyss is the only one I haven't played. +--- 634714960 +>>634714914 +Xilla 1 and 2 for me are the best in the series it's the only game i dust off my ps3 lately. +--- 634715001 +>>634713803 +Yeh hence why I said "flat tits". +--- 634715078 +>>634714960 +I have a soft spot for the Xillia's since they were my introduction to the series and I think visually speaking they're some of the best outside of Arise. I still love the academy town place that Jude starts in. The cool green hue to it. +--- 634715123 +>>634715001 +Flat is just small breasts at this point +--- 634715317 +>>634715123 +To me it means no breasts at all. diff --git a/v/634705247.txt b/v/634705247.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..531d6663e74f665c14bf3b1ac9d0c310459549f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705247.txt @@ -0,0 +1,230 @@ +----- +--- 634705247 +are they right /v/? +--- 634705435 +>>634705247 (OP) +They’re idiots that are playing too fast. Yea it’s hard but not unfair. Traditional rogue likes are very unforgiving, as is this. Each game is dangerous in the sense that you can’t mess up. Games like StS are a little more forgiving and idiot zoomers are expecting that here. +--- 634705481 +Probably? Difficulty has rarely lowered a steam review, let alone to mixed. +--- 634705580 +Most young roguelites have awful balance so I believe them +--- 634705660 +>>634705247 (OP) +The game is fair they autopiloting and being punished for it. +--- 634705765 +>roguelike +>deckbuilder +No thanks, op +--- 634705842 +>>634705435 +>>634705660 +>two people show up to defend the game and refuse to elaborate on why it's balanced, just say it's balanced and people must suck at it +i would never play a game like this but if you like the game so much why do you not want to talk about it and explain your stance +--- 634705908 +>>634705247 (OP) +I don't pay for flash games +--- 634705929 +>>634705247 (OP) +i just refunded it for this reason +--- 634706028 +>>634705842 +How can I go into detail when the reviews don't? All I can say is that I can consistently win runs as long as I don't make a careless mistake. +--- 634706048 +where does it rank compared to other roguelites? +--- 634706118 +>>634706028 +people do not go out of their way to negatively review games unless something was striking about them so by default it's foolish to think these people are lying, please explain your position +--- 634706121 +>>634705247 (OP) +I'm fucking terrible at this game but it turns out other people are way worse +Some of the fights are a bit overtuned because they're nigh impossible to beat without certain cards and since there are so few options to pick cards so you might just end up not being able to beat them. Other than a few enemies being bullshit (lol lmao 7 damage aimless) I think it's very fun +--- 634706178 +>>634705908 +This is why indie games are dead +--- 634706208 +>>634705247 (OP) +Do they not realize how to use the charms/keychains properly or what? +--- 634706209 +this game looks like shit +--- 634706289 +>>634706118 +>people do not go out of their way to negatively review games unless something was striking about them +the average steam negative review amounts to +''i'm losing at this video game but it cannot be because i, a epic gamer, suck at it. the game must be broken''-tier cope +--- 634706352 +It is bad tho. + +People meme that people who don't like the game are "casuals" but it's a game unironically based around combos, meaning if you don't get the best combos you automatically lose. + +There's a miniboss near the end of the game with 60 HP that converts all the damage it takes into bonus attack for itself and all of its allies, just permanently. You can't beat an enemy like this with a slow healing deck, a recall/management deck, a poison deck, or an all-rounder charm boosted deck. You can ONLY beat this enemy with a Snow/Yuki/Frenzy combo. It's simply not feasible with any other set up of cards. It's just bad design m8. + +/v/ as usual are always contrarians so if the average person says a game is "too hard" they think that means the game must actually be le based and normies/casuals can't handle it- when in reality normies are just fine at playing hard and challenging games that are fair and love them (Dark Souls, Sekiro, etc.) because the challenge is FAIR. There's a legit difference, and Roguelikes built on cards and combos are very easy to get unbalanced. +--- 634706398 +I got a win streak of 3, the people that says this game is too hard or unbalanced are fucking retarded, some enemies will counter you on hit but there are several ways of getting past the counter (freezing, indirect damage, poison, using your OWN counters) and I bet all these retards that complain have let their leader attack the counter guy, died and then had a whine on steam reviews, monster train (which wildfrost is very similar too) is honestly harder than this game, this game doesn't even have an ascension mode + +With that said, there's quite a few bugs at the moment, there's also an infinite damage combo that you can pull using only 1 card because of probably unintended behavior by the devs so I'm not completely sold to the game +--- 634706479 +>>634705842 +>Reviewer: This game is too hard and overtuned. +>Anon: It's hard, but you need to pay attention and play calmly, they are being dumb. +>You: Why are you REFUSING to elaborate in your first post and explain your stance against mild and shallow complaints. +dude, chill. +--- 634706513 +>>634706208 + +My victory rate skyrocketed after I realized how incredibly strong and important charms are, so people being too retarded to figure out that is another possibility +--- 634706594 +>>634706513 +sounds like great balancing +--- 634706618 +>>634706289 +go read some negative reviews of the average game and come back + +negative reviews on the whole are only left when a game has bugs, performance issues, bad design, or is getting memed as some really nasty things (if it includes content that offends people and they get everyone else to review it negatively) + +most earnestly made games on steam have mostly positive reviews +--- 634706650 +Is this game actually hard? I'm kinda tired of "hard" games which actually just end up being easy if you pay attention. +--- 634706708 +>>634706650 +its more punishing than its contemporaries +--- 634706709 +>>634706594 + +>Doesn't use an important feature of the game +>WOOOOOOWWWW BAD BALANCING +--- 634706762 +>>634706618 +The game is buggy and honestly pretty mid but that wasn't the question OP was asking. +--- 634706774 +It's fairly poorly balanced. The complaints are justified but not accurate. These players are finding it too difficult because they aren't picking the 'right' option. Since they aren't picking the broken cards and charms they can't win. Which is definitely poor design, but it isn't accurate to say the game is 'too difficult', because a player who already knows all the broken shit will just win almost every time. +--- 634707175 +I think aesthetics play a big part in people tolerating difficulty, if this game looked like darkest dungeon there wouldn't be nearly as many negative reviews. +--- 634707556 +>>634706650 +there are people who made their youtube careers on being able to get high winstreaks on games like slay the spire and monster train who get wiped out on the first boss. It's punishing and has a steep learning curve but it's not too bad once you learn it. Just gonna take a while. +--- 634707594 +>>634706650 +>which actually just end up being easy if you pay attention. +It's this. + +1. Always focus on getting long combo kills because the longer the combos the more coins you get. +2. Use said coins to purchase the crowns and as many charms as you can possibly buy. Unless you see a specific card that combos with your other cards/charms. +3. Stack multiple charms on your combo pieces to maximize your use out of them. +4. Don't bloat your deck with shit. +--- 634707846 +>>634706048 +it’s better than most similar junk but monster train and spire are better +--- 634707948 +>>634707846 +Alina of the Arena is easily the best Slay the Spire like game. +--- 634708267 +>>634707948 +>Overall, I think that Alina of the Arena is an okay game. The core gameplay of battle in the arena, kill enemies, buy power via card upgrades, weapon upgrades, and trimming your deck is familiar and fun. I think most people who enjoyed STS or other roguelite deckbuilders will enjoy that. However, I can't help but compare with other titles in the genre that have richer card pools, balance, and events. I was able to see every card, relic, event, and playstyle in about 10 hours of play. Compared to other games in the genre, that's probably 1/4 of the time. I think that the base game is fine, I just think that the developers need to add content to the game. There aren't enough cards, relics, or events. If this was an early access title I would recommend the game, but it is a full release. +--- 634708332 +>>634706118 +Fabular wasn't particularly difficult but at least one or two of the popular reviews were complaining about the difficulty when the game provides options that are solutions to their problems. +--- 634708434 +give me a good roglue like then +--- 634708583 +>>634708267 +Why doesn't this review even mention the weapons and items? They matter a fuckton and affect how your cards are actually used. +--- 634708619 +>>634705247 (OP) +It's just a shittier Monster Train clone. It's only unique thing is being able to swap monster positions and retreating them back to the deck on the fly instead of needing cards to do so. +--- 634708787 +slay the spyro and across the obelisk are the only decant games in the card rogue genre +though i havent played monster train it looks kinda gay +--- 634708901 +i hate deckbuilders with teams of units +give me a single unit like STS +--- 634709514 +>>634708901 +Dungeon drafters is out soon +--- 634709686 +>>634708787 +monster train is fun but it is ugly +--- 634709863 +>>634708619 +The charms are easily the game's most standout feature. And monster train doesn't let you customize individual cards like that. +No idea why you wouldn't even mention it. Likewise with the reviews in the OP. + +Did people not even realize how to use the charms in spite of the game tutorializing it to you? +--- 634709920 +>>634708901 +>give me a single unit like STS +Alina of the Arena. +--- 634710054 +>>634709863 +https://monster-train.fandom.com/wiki/Upgrades +Charms are just Monster Train's upgrades. No surprise that e-celebs that played Monster Train can beat this easily. +--- 634710195 +>Single player children's card game +what's the point? +--- 634710426 +>>634710195 +it’s challenging +--- 634710521 +>>634710195 +Asymmetrical challenge +--- 634710548 +>>634710426 +>>634710521 +yea for like 10m until you figure it out. Children's card games needs to be online or its pointless, you need the varying skill levels of human retards to keep things changing each tme +--- 634710932 +>>634710548 +>Open wallet +>Buy highest WR net deck +>Follow instructions +Ok bud +--- 634711027 +>>634705247 (OP) +>literally who game +>OP has been seething about its reviews for days now while posting how great it is +hmmmmmmmmmmm... +--- 634711150 +>>634710932 +right silly me! its so easy! you must be a well known pro then that has won multiple tournaments with your supposed bought netdeck? please tell me your alias and which children's card game you dominate in so I can look up some footage of your wins +--- 634711548 +>>634706352 +The shade clan has that easy because you can just call in infinite chump blockers to take the hit. +--- 634711580 +>>634705247 (OP) +Wait. The game isn't even reviewed poorly overall? +OP just cherry picked the bad ones? +--- 634711637 +>>634706513 +charms are even more rng than card pulls since you don't get to choose. +--- 634711774 +>>634708619 +There's no energy system at all though, it's pure tempo management +--- 634711951 +it's not hard, it's horrbily balanced. + +There's just no room for bad/mediocre pickup's. As soon as you get a combination of choices in the first couple spots that don't synergize well there's just no way of catching up because of the steep difficulty curve. +--- 634712039 +>>634705247 (OP) +>roguelite deck builder +>deck building in a genre that precludes any sort of meaningful deck building by nature of the genre being 100% RNG and wiping progress when you die +I'll never understand why this shit is so popular. +--- 634712126 +>>634705247 (OP) +cool review bomb there ;^) +it would be a shame if we banned every comment +--- 634712641 +>>634712039 +You've never heard of draft formats? +--- 634715330 +>>634711637 + +There's nothing wrong with being unable to choose AND there's a charm merchant which let you choose so you are wrong twice +--- 634715395 +>>634711580 + +Nah OP is right, it just barely broke 70% positive reviews yesterday +--- 634715441 +>>634705247 (OP) +you can ask your employer for increase because im downloading it +--- 634715509 +>>634715441 +oh, no, nevermind it's a card game tell him to kill himself diff --git a/v/634705547.txt b/v/634705547.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e542abdf29c5af69c3eb564db079498fd220c188 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705547.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +----- +--- 634705547 +how to stop feeling guilt when enjoying an objectively bad game +pic related +--- 634705909 +>>634705547 (OP) +>guilt when enjoying +kill yourself, it's probably too late for you to fix anything about your 4chan induced irony schizophrenia +--- 634705949 +>OP discovers guilty pleasures +--- 634705998 +>>634705547 (OP) +It's fine as long as you didn't buy it. That would mean you support objectively bad products and encourage more such releases. + +You didn't buy it, did you? +--- 634706185 +>>634705547 (OP) +It is objectively good game. +Do not let salty l4d fags mislead you. +--- 634706476 +>>634705547 (OP) +I had fun watching streams of this game, but I had a feeling it won't be as fun when I play it myself. +--- 634706659 +>>634705547 (OP) +by pirating it +--- 634708176 +>>634705998 +twas gifted by a friend who got it off a key scalp site +--- 634708271 +Who is gonna give me shit for it? I play it and I don't care what anyone else thinks. I really don't see how that is supposed to bother me. I know most music I like is considered complete trash by others too, not gonna stop listening to it because of them. +--- 634708354 +>>634705547 (OP) +dead games you mean +--- 634708581 +don't feel bad OP, game is pretty great +a shame i always seem to be missing these b4b threads heading off to work +--- 634708642 +>>634708581 +have a mom as compensation +--- 634708884 +not gonna let /v/ stop me from playing games I enjoy. +--- 634708917 +>>634705547 (OP) +If you're enjoying it then it's good you dumb fuck. Don't let idiots around here define what's good/bad for you. +--- 634709039 +>>634705547 (OP) +get therapy +--- 634711792 +>Listening to dog shit garbage opinions on /v/ +--- 634713385 +Play Darktide instead it's better +--- 634713530 +>>634708176 +If you're playing it with said friend then it's more than likely that you're enjoying his company more than that you're enjoying playing the game. +--- 634713650 +>>634705547 (OP) +You shouldn't feel guilt +You should feel apathy and boredom. Maybe even annoyance. +Because it's actually shit. If you feel guilt it means you think you're not supposed to like it (because you're a faggot) but you do anyway (because you're a faggot) +--- 634713773 +My dad likes it too. It has good graphics and guns. The missions are very eh and the endboss blows. Haven't played the dlcs since lol not spending money on it. Got it in a humble bundle so can't complain really. +--- 634714069 +>>634708884 +Based Borderchad diff --git a/v/634705606.txt b/v/634705606.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2f538ab35a6571905981c650eff45fa32f6e9249 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705606.txt @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +----- +--- 634705606 +its impossible i give up +--- 634705703 +>>634705606 (OP) +why are you based +--- 634705754 +cute hand! +--- 634705782 +>>634705606 (OP) +ps5's as tall as the tv stand +--- 634705790 +>>634705606 (OP) +I will never understand the hate for this one room. Its easy and has multiple choke points. +--- 634705823 +jump to the bottom level it autosaves +also sorry for the atlantic slave trade +--- 634705826 +>>634705606 (OP) +it's so much easier in the remake, but so much harder on professional +--- 634705879 +>>634705606 (OP) +you get a checkpoint when you go down the left path stairway down, you also get 3 free shotgun rounds, all the enemies down there are plaga heads btw, good luck +oh also, nigger +--- 634706189 +>>634705826 +>so much easier in the remake +OG RE4 literally had a back room you could camp in. +--- 634706307 +>>634705606 (OP) +How's the DualSense Edge +--- 634706343 +>>634705790 +>multiple choke points +kek +--- 634706473 +Why are you stealing TVs and controllers Denzel? +--- 634706912 +Get filtered negro +--- 634707105 +I've been replaying OG after this game, water room is much harder in it than in remake. +--- 634707159 +>>634705606 (OP) +From now on this is how every remake nonhater looks to me btw +--- 634708718 +I still miss my tv and ps5 :( +--- 634708816 +>>634705606 (OP) +Said no black man ever +--- 634709997 +>>634705606 (OP) +do you have a skin disorder or something? +--- 634710115 +>>634705606 (OP) +from the thumbnail, I thought OP was talking about an ouya +sorry for being retarded +--- 634710230 +>>634710115 +>OUYA had no games +>PS5 has no games +--- 634710287 +>>634705606 (OP) +Anon don't look now but someone is stealing your controller! +--- 634710305 +>>634705703 +kek +BLACK +WHY ARE YOU BLACK + +stick that dildo up your ass and sing labamba +>also screens or it didn't happen +--- 634710313 +>>634705606 (OP) +--- 634710346 +>>634706189 +You could also leave through front door to create new checkpoints. + +As a kid I beat water room by killing one enemy then leaving the room and re-entering, restarting checkpoint if I took damage. It probably took 2 hours, but I eventually cleared it without losing any health. +--- 634710383 +NIGGER +--- 634710456 +I came in this thread just to post "nigger" in all caps, so here goes + +NIGGER +I +G +G +E +R +--- 634710756 +>>634705823 +Obliterate thyself +--- 634712882 +>>634705606 (OP) +Have you tried breaking your TV? + +You can always loot a new one if this method doesn't work. +--- 634713180 +nigger is a beautiful word diff --git a/v/634705821.txt b/v/634705821.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a41b12f2901768e3b080724098c8866063923ef8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705821.txt @@ -0,0 +1,851 @@ +----- +--- 634705821 +If this game isn't an outright flop, I don't know what I'm going to do. The past 6 years have been torture hearing everyone gush over how BOTW was this industry changing game when it's so clearly not. +To have to do it all over again would kill me inside. I can handle some wrong opinions, sure, but not the ones that BOTW got. Like, it literally makes me sick to my stomach knowing people will praise TotK and I don't know what to do. +You can tell me to cope or whatever, but it's not fucking fair that a shitty GC game with HL2 physics toys is going to again get unanimous praise from critics and fanboys. +--- 634705846 +>>634705821 (OP) +>If this game isn't an outright flop +You're giving it too much credit +--- 634705856 +>>634705821 (OP) +i forgot this game even exists +--- 634705912 +The abdolute state of mondbroken snoy pedos lmaoo +--- 634706020 +>>634705912 +Eat shit, tendie. +--- 634706039 +guaranteed it already has more preorders than most games sell in a lifetime +--- 634706045 +>>634705821 (OP) +it was almost on par with Skyrim + +that's what you will never understand, there's a big market for skyrim-likes and Nintendo with it's above 90 IQ exploited this opportunity for big biz +--- 634706078 +>>634706039 +Doesn't mean it won't be shit, though. Sales don't matter. +--- 634706097 +>>634705821 (OP) +>I don't know what to do. +>It's not fair +Show them a better game in the same genre. Should be easy~ +--- 634706341 +>>634706097 +Elden Ring +Either Horizon game +Either God of War game +--- 634706436 +false flagging is not ok, sweaty +--- 634706517 +>>634706020 +Mindbroken snoy pedo troon +--- 634706580 +really can't wait to play this awesome game, one of the last bastions of legit uncompromised creative gameplay made by people who keep to impress +--- 634706665 +Never knew /v/ was such a pro-nintendo board. Thought you guys had better taste. +--- 634706856 +>>634706665 +That's why "we" like Nintendo, they're the only one making games but you are too jaded to be able to see because of shitty game tatse +--- 634706876 +>>634705821 (OP) +The only things likely to be wrong about this game are A.) load times again and b.) Zelda isn't a playable partner for 4 swords puzzle action. +--- 634706935 +>>634706856 +>only one making games +Fisher Price games aren't real games. +--- 634706980 +Get fucked bitch +--- 634707073 +>>634706935 +funny, did they teach you that one over at Snoy cinematic pedo universe or was it your mom? Fisher price toys are good quality but you are not supposed to play with them after your baby period, maybe "they" forgot to tell you. +--- 634707180 +>>634705821 (OP) +>If this game isn't an outright flop, I don't know what I'm going to do. +>3D Zelda games +>Flopping. +--- 634707348 +>>634707073 +lol, says the toddler +>>634707180 +First time for everything. +--- 634707387 +>>634705821 (OP) +if there are no dungeons in it again, I wont play it. +no, shrines and the beasts are NOT like the dungeons before! +--- 634707540 +>>634707348 +I really shouldn't be replying but I like to see a broken man's pathetic attempt to redeem himself. so here is your stage, go get them. Where has the apparent baby game touched you in a bad place? +was it the bright colours that made you a closet homo? +--- 634707592 +when do reviews for this game come out so I can know if it has dungeons or not +--- 634707615 +>>634705821 (OP) +lol +--- 634707627 +>>634707387 +The beasts absolutely are, just shorter. Which is a fair enough complaint that I agree with - Skyward Sword's are the ideal - but short dungeons are still dungeons. +--- 634707672 +>>634706580 +Based. Me too, I can't wait for this thing to be leaked so I can play it in advance +--- 634707745 +>>634706078 +What DOES matter and how do you measure it? BotW had sales, mass critical and fan acclaim and a huge impact on the genre and entire industry. People still shitpost and say it's bad lol +--- 634707809 +>>634706341 +>Either Horizon game +>Either God of War game +Shit taste faggot shows up +--- 634707871 +>>634707672 +oh yes, it will be glorious. I will get to play it on a modded Switch streaming over sunshine while playing it on an Switch emulator on the Switch itself at 60fps before anyone who paid 120 bucks for it. awesome, thanks Iwata! +--- 634707928 +>>634705821 (OP) +I guess you'll just have to kill yourself to avoid the coming pain and suffering you will face, eh OP? +--- 634707930 +Death will embrace you and your kin +--- 634707936 +I preordered TotK. So hyped for it. BotW was amazing and the sequel looks even better. +--- 634707996 +>>634707627 +the beasts were okish with its puzzles but still not really comparable to old school dungeons with its unique setting, items, enemies etc. + +Shrines are imo much more comparable to portal test chambers. Rooms that basically all look the same with puzzles to solve to clear. +--- 634708002 +>>634705821 (OP) +BotW is shit, but TotK will sell gangbusters. People love the sandbox bullshit. +--- 634708007 +>>634707672 +>poorfag troon has to advertise that xir will play on a janky emulator +Kek +--- 634708028 +>>634707936 +Português baseado, também já adquiri +--- 634708047 +>>634706341 +>Elden Ring +Shut up Xbot! +--- 634708069 +>>634707936 +eh excuse me, but why not the special edition? You know you will never be liked by Nintendo if you don't get the special edition right? if you want to be special you must go the extra mile and spend special, pay your tribute troglodyte +--- 634708070 +>>634707745 +Because it is bad and no matter how many people say it or praise or buy it, it will be always shit because it's on a Nintendo baby, toaster console. +--- 634708179 +>>634705821 (OP) +Better buy a noose already, even if the game is somehow objectively bad it will sell gangbusters through preorders alone +--- 634708225 +>>634708070 +Now you know how PC gamers feel about PS5/Xbox Series X being toaster tier faux PCs. +--- 634708312 +>>634705821 (OP) +Its the sequel to one of the most praised and highly rated pieces of media in human history, you might aswell prepare the noose and gun already. +--- 634708375 +>>634708069 +Because you touch yourself at night, faggot. I don’t buy special editions, I’m just interested in the game. +Keep seething. +--- 634708385 +>>634708070 +Imagine being a grafix fag and thinking your opinion matters even a little. Keep coping friendo, the vast majority of the greatest videogames ever made exist on hardware inferior to the switch +--- 634708450 +>>634708070 +>Because it is bad and no matter how many people say it or praise or buy it, it will be always shit because it's on a Nintendo baby, toaster console. +Lmao seethe harder, your impotent tears of rage are delicious. The switch already outsold the PS4, it’s proof that most people don’t give a fuck about specs and want fun games. +--- 634708457 +>>634707936 +Huh. Weird. And I remember people saying it will be 70 euros, and you got it fir 60? Really? REALLY? Fuck you and your photoshop. +For real tho, I preordered mine for 55 +--- 634708558 +>>634708225 +>Now you know how PC gamers feel about PS5/Xbox Series X being toaster tier faux PCs. +PCfags are eternally asshurt because nobody gives a shit about building a $3k rig to play console ports? This is why I gave up on PCgayming. +--- 634708586 +Can't wait May 12 to roll around and we see an influx of greentext saying how the game was a flop because all discussion stopped only for a flood of us to come back to /v/ a week later after playing the game and BTFOing the Snoys yet again +--- 634708593 +>>634708070 +>implying PS5 is more powerful than the Switch and can deliver state-of-the-art games +Hint: F _ _ s _ _ k e n +--- 634708634 +>>634708225 +99% of PC gamers plays on garbage hardware worse than a ps5 +--- 634708649 +>>634708586 +It’s hilarious when that happens. +>game flopped because nobody is shitposting about it!!! +Yeah maybe unlike snoy movies, it’s an actual game. +--- 634708664 +>>634705821 (OP) +>It is un fucking believable that I share a planet with people that don't think the same way as me. +sorry to hear that bro hope you get good soon +--- 634708682 +>>634707348 +>First time for everything. +SS wasn't a flop despite the huge backlash. +--- 634708719 +>>634708634 +>noooo it doesn’t count!!!! You have to believe my narrative that console hold back gaming!!! +--- 634708736 +>>634705821 (OP) +Also, you shoul kill yourself when it doesn't flop +--- 634708768 +>>634705821 (OP) +One of the subtlest falseflags I've ever seen +--- 634708869 +>>634708457 +Kino, you got it for even cheaper. Nintendo games here usually go on sale even at launch. I get games for like 40 to 50€. I paid 45€ for Pokémon Violet. +--- 634708927 +It’s going to be legendary. +--- 634708938 +>>634705912 +ikr LMAO +--- 634709057 +>>634706020 +>>634705912 +>>634705821 (OP) +Are you okay, Zelda bro? How hard were you mind broken? +--- 634709172 +>>634705821 (OP) +>idiot statement to open with +>sob story +>dumb uneneducated non-opinions + +OP showing other OPs how the faggoting is done. +--- 634709221 +>>634706097 + +The Xbox version of Spiderman 2, Hulk Ultimate Destruction, Simpsons Hit & Run, GTA2, GTA3, GTAVC, GTASA, GTA4, the Bethesda Terminator game, Ultima 6, Morrowind, Shenmue 1-3, Deadly Premonition and many more. +--- 634709261 +>>634708869 +Well, I'm in Croatia, my salary is shit (inb4 why you doxx yourself, we will send you a SWAT team), but it's never a pronlem to buy a game or two. +This +>pic related +game was 40 euros, no? +--- 634709268 +>>634709221 +Shenmue 3 fucking sucks tho +--- 634709273 +>>634709221 +None of those are better. +--- 634709474 +>>634705821 (OP) +Self destruct Lewis +--- 634709482 +>>634709261 +I got the digital version because I couldn’t find the physical copy, now they’re in stock. Fug. +--- 634709495 +>>634705821 (OP) +I won't tell you to cope. I'll tell you to stop taking toys this seriously. +--- 634709552 +>If this game isn't an outright flop +You're talking about a mainline Zelda game, it physically cannot flop, no matter how shitty it may or may not be +--- 634709563 +>>634706341 +God of War isn't even open world. +--- 634709601 +3 weeks today the review embargo will lift and this board will be an absolute fucking sewer. +--- 634709624 +>>634705821 (OP) +I agree with you in how painful it was to see people sing the praises of such garbage but it actually looks good this time +--- 634709729 +>>634705821 (OP) +I think you might care a little too much about something that genuinely doesn't matter much. + +And ignoring everything else, the industry is based on the perceptions and experiences of the people involved in both development and play. If the majority of people think this was revolutionary then it was. + +If you disagree you just have an unpopular opinion, it isn't right or wrong, you just have niche taste and that's fine. +--- 634709774 +>>634709729 +>If the majority of people think this was revolutionary then it was. +They're wrong. +--- 634709782 +>>634709624 +>I agree with you in how painful it was to be a fucking moron + +haha +--- 634709840 +>>634709774 +If the king is toppled, then it's a revolution. Even if he sits around in the dungeons still claiming to be king. +--- 634709847 +>>634708375 +if you're interested in the game only, why not download it for cheap +--- 634709881 +>>634706341 +Ywnbaw +--- 634709894 +>>634705856 +spbp +I lost will interessant after I learned it’s a botw dlc cash grab +--- 634709895 +>>634709774 +Genuinely not how opinions work in either direction. +--- 634709907 +>>634709847 +I got it for cheaper and it’s a physical copy. +--- 634709915 +>>634709782 +BOTW has nowhere near enough content and the weapon bullshit is awful, the weapon bullshit seems worse this time but there appears to be so so much more actual things in the game to make up for it, and as aids as the weapon crafting looks the vehicle crafting looks pretty fun +--- 634709950 +>>634705821 (OP) +Reset the counter +--- 634709963 +>>634705821 (OP) +BOTW is good and deserves its praise. Drink bleach +--- 634709964 +>>634709915 +Seethe +--- 634709967 +>>634705821 (OP) +you're too invested in what other people think. just play what you want. +BotW sold an insane number, like 29 million globally. That's Call of Duty level of sales. It's best to just preemptively not worry about it, it's gonna get talked about. + +I knew a guy who had no intention of playing Skyrim, and couldn't get away from it. When he went in for his monthly catchup talk with his boss, his boss started talking about Skyrim. +--- 634710012 +>>634709915 +Filtered by simple disability mechanics lmao stop posting +--- 634710061 +>>634709601 +>it gets an 85 because nintendo doesn't pay journos and they deduct points because it isn't woke +>/v/ screeches about how it's shit and scored lower than botw +>game comes out, everyone loves it and it sells gangbusters +My prediction. +--- 634710075 +Can we ban Nintendo fans already? +--- 634710109 +>>634705821 (OP) +I've no idea why the schizos on this board obsess over BotW. If you don't like it then just go play something else. But its like you're traumatised by the idea of anyone else enjoying it. +--- 634710127 +>>634710075 +Why? They make the snoys seethe +--- 634710194 +>>634710127 +Because they have shit taste, are underage, and act like faggots. +--- 634710289 +>>634710109 +I've been seeing people sing its praises for 6 years, and when I finally get around to playing it I'm met with a game full of absolutely nothing. I'm at a loss. +--- 634710293 +>>634710194 +Enough talking about snoys +--- 634710369 +lol. lmao +--- 634710585 +Eh, let the zoomies have their fun. It was the same with RDR2, Skyrim, Elden Ring etc +Games that aren't that good and dumb everything down from previous games are popular because people are stupid. Everyone is casual and would rather watch movies than play a game. Why they don't just watch movies instead of trying to insert themselves into gaming I'll never know, but c'est la vie +--- 634711337 +>>634705821 (OP) +It really sounds like you need therapy. Or just to kill yourself. +--- 634711578 +>>634705821 (OP) +>how BOTW was this industry changing game +What did it change? +--- 634711608 +>>634710289 +>I'm at a loss. + +Sounds like a YOU problem. Go play a shitter game then. +--- 634711675 +>>634711578 +That's exactly what I want to know. +--- 634711710 +>>634711578 +>What did it change? + +Game design. Developers have learned from it, and anyone making open world games today now has BotW's shadow looming over them. Every single game which has directly copied BotW, or been influenced by it, has been met with critical acclaim. +--- 634711716 +>>634711608 +Yes, how foolish of me to expect content in a videogame. +--- 634711890 +>>634711716 +>how foolish of me to expect content in a videogame. + +I have no idea what they fuck you're talking about. You cannot go more than a few seconds in any direction in BotW without finding something fun and engaging. BotW had more unique content than anything else in 2017. You need to understand that your lies and shit taste are not facts. +--- 634711957 +Is this OP? +--- 634712020 +>>634711578 +Open world games taking cues from BotW such as Ghost of Tsushima, Genshin Impact (probably the biggest game in China right now), Immortals Fennix Rising, even Horizon added a glider and expanded climbing in the sequel to mimmic BotW before it got mogged by ER +--- 634712063 +>Famitsu thread isn't even up yet +>He's already pissing and crying + +Thursdays are pure salt mining +--- 634712089 +>>634707592 +when they ship the copies to eceleb youtubers real early duh +--- 634712147 +>>634711890 +>You cannot go more than a few seconds in any direction in BotW without finding something fun and engaging. +Bokoblin camps, Koroks and Shrines. That's it. +--- 634712172 +>"this game better flop otherwise I will kill myself lol. We hate this poopy game, right guys? Normies! Reeeee!" +Christ, the amount of tryhards this game spawns is ridiculous. +--- 634712191 +>>634706876 +I dont need zelda to be playable she needs to be god-tier companion +Literally copying everything in skyrim except the most important part: Followers +FUCKING MAKE ZELDA MY WAIFU WHO FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE GOD DAMN IT +--- 634712253 +>>634711957 +Lmao this is pathetic. +--- 634712281 +>>634711890 +>BotW had more unique content than anything else in 2017. + +Ahhh yesss, so much unique content... + +Hmm, lets see.... Oooo I could go over there and fight the 47th Stone Talus reskin for my MMO jewels.... Or I could fight the 17th copypasted Lynel in that valley over there.... Or... OH! Yes, of course, I could do the 12th copypasted apple tree Korok puzzle, Im running low on slots for weapons I never use... Or I can do the 78th copypasted metal block puzzle with an obvious pattwen for a Korok Seed too... Cheeky bastards! + +You were right. How foolish of me. This game is BRIMMING with unique content. Who cares about carefully crafted experiences anymore... This is the future, after all... A million flies can't be wrong. +--- 634712292 +>>634708450 +has it outsold the ps5 yet? +--- 634712323 +>>634705821 (OP) +You are actually mindbroken by Zelda. Un-fucking-real lmao. +--- 634712369 +>>634712020 +It’s always funny to me how Horizon got mogged TWICE by two great games. +>first Horizon completely overshadowed by BotW +>sequel mogged again by Elden Ring +What’s next? +--- 634712420 +>>634712292 +It’s perfoming better than the PS5. +--- 634712536 +God, Nintendo fans are so insufferabel. +--- 634712729 +>>634712536 +>snoys make nonstop 24/7 consolewar threads +>tendies shitpost them +>"UGH GOD NINTENDO FANS ARE SO LIKE INSUFFERABLE" +--- 634712798 +>>634712147 +>>634712281 +When /v/babbies try to "criticise" they always come off as infantile morons. +--- 634712848 +>>634710061 +It's Zelda so it's guaranteed to get a 90+ score. But you'll definitely see shitposting about the score no matter what, especially if it's lower than BOTW's 97, or worse, lower than Elden Ring's 96. +--- 634712854 +>>634705821 (OP) +reviewers are tendies unfortunately +--- 634712923 +>>634712854 +>reviewers are tendies unfortunately + +lel +--- 634712932 +>>634712729 +>Implying Sony fans even post here +--- 634712976 +>>634712729 +kek +--- 634713072 +>>634712798 +They feel like they need a life changing experience every few steps, and even then, the game has some surprises for those who look +--- 634713142 +>>634705821 (OP) +The game literally costs only zero dollars. How could it not flop? +--- 634713380 +>>634712420 +good now if only they could the switch unique background screens like they did in the past +--- 634713390 +>>634712854 +>reviewers +>tendies +HAHAHAHA +--- 634713398 +>>634705821 (OP) +No way it's gonna actually flop. But you may be safe depending on your perception of what a "flop" is. +If selling even just 1 less copy than BotW is a flop for you, then you may have a chance. +If it's actually not being successfull, then you can go ahead and give up. +--- 634713439 +>>634712923 +Interesting how Nintenchads and Xbros can be cool with each other but everyone fucking hates Snoys. +--- 634713449 +>>634705821 (OP) +>Brings up HL2 + +The absolute irony. +--- 634713495 +im crying +im literally in tears +we are going back home my bros +--- 634713515 +>>634713072 +>they need a life changing experience every few steps +Not really. I just want something that feels like it had some thought put into it. +--- 634713521 +>>634713439 +Sonyfags just piss literally evens off. +The worst part is that they'll even falseflag to get the fanbases to fight. +--- 634713572 +>>634713390 +They'll also scream about "Nintendo Bonus!" as a coping mechanism. They'll swear that Nintendo "paid" reviewers to give them good reviews. They'll do anything but accept reality. +--- 634713581 +>>634713439 +Xbox has been in good terms with Nintendo, also, most people who have an Xbox also have a Switch. +--- 634713654 +>634713515 +Ok, shitter, give some examples of "open world games with thought" +--- 634713676 +>>634713515 +>I just want something that feels like it had some thought put into it. + +Wow. You really are an infant. Probably one of those clueless kiddies who thinks BotW was "lazy". +--- 634713684 +>Days since /v/ has cried over Zelda +>'Tears' of the Kingdom + +How does Miyamoto do it? +--- 634713710 +>>634709950 +>Same meme +Same game. +--- 634713791 +>>634712191 +The primary thing I dislike about the games that use the Four Sword mechanics is that they're all just Link. Having two (or more) different playstyles to use would make for a better game because it means the puzzles can be more interesting and complex. + +Waifu shit alone adds nothing to a game, gameplay does. + +And that's not even considering if you could actually use her outside those puzzles as well to be given more freedom with how you play without needing to change Link and how he normally plays. +--- 634713819 +>>634712369 +Screncap this +Horizon 3 will come out right before Dragon's Dogma 2 +--- 634713878 +>>634713819 +Normfalfags don't care about Dragon's Dogma. +--- 634713956 +>>634713439 +Everyone hates snoys and pckeks +--- 634714003 +>>634708457 +it's 70 dollars not euros +I got it for 55 euros too in my country, it seems like Nintendo are just fucking with the american consumerbase this time +--- 634714065 +>>634713710 +And it still holds true. Just like TEARS of the Kingdom will make break every record previously already established by BOTW and leave you crying for the next 5 years minimum. +--- 634714085 +>>634712923 +--- 634714115 +>>634705821 (OP) +Just play whatever the fuck you like, stop being such a bitch +--- 634714150 +>>634713654 +I'm not going to name any games because I don't want to invite petty tribalism. I just feel that in the time I've spent with BotW so far, the content I've encountered feels like an afterthought. + +Enemy camps are just a platform on a tree or a handful of enemies huddled around a fire, no thought given to placement or encounter design. I've seen the same stone skull camp with a lantern hanging inside like 4 times now. Koroks and Shrines are a bit better given they're actual puzzles, but they're bite-size bits of content in a sea of empty space. Beyond that, there's nothing else. The game has felt like the 'adventure' is looking for things worth doing. +--- 634714153 +>>634705821 (OP) +>threads so dead tendies need to larp as haters +--- 634714197 +>>634705821 (OP) +>To have to do it all over again would kill me inside +Make it outside and we're good... seething delusional faggot +--- 634714205 +>>634713581 +But most switchfags don't buy a box though +--- 634714216 +>>634714085 +Shame its not 97/100 huh? +--- 634714253 +>634714150 +>I'm not going to name any games because +Ok, sperg, that's all i needed tinread, you can go now +--- 634714283 +>>634714216 +Those who gave zelda 97 loved tlou and gow though +--- 634714298 +>>634714205 +Says who? You? And based on what? +--- 634714323 +>>634705821 (OP) +>>634708070 +>>634709624 +Kinda funny we're now at the point where you fags finally admit that you're literal autistic shizos, being butthurt simply over a Nintendo game being successful. No wonder we can't ever have a decent discussion about video games here. +--- 634714324 +>>634714283 +I can't reconcile this. +--- 634714343 +>>634714298 +Sales. +--- 634714371 +I'm trans btw, if you guys didn't know +--- 634714380 +>>634714150 +This is a YOU issue. You're outright dismissing a weath of content experienced in open organic gameplay, including the whole topographical exploration of the and survival aspects of the game. + +It's a trademark sign of ADHD people to seek instant gratification and only prioritise combat and tangible benefits of collectibles / tasks in games. They find it difficult to process any kind of experience or sense of adventure that everyone else takes from BotW. + +When I played BotW the moments which stuck the most with are the personal ones: that time I crafted a solution to crossing that icy river, my first terrifying encounter with a fully mobile guardian, that time I got caught in horseback combat in a thunderstorm, the time I climbed a mountain to see if I COULD and found a dragon there, my ill-advised first trip to Death Mountain and barely surviving thanks to my wits and resources, stumbling into the haunting Lost Woods and finding a magical sword. None of this was scripted trigger points or QTE, it was all open organic gameplay + +The best adventure game I've ever played. You sound like the kind of person who would play Super Mario Bros and base his gameplay experience on what came out of the "?" block +--- 634714412 +>>634714323 +Kek, are you seriously larping as haters since most people already moved on? Pathetic. +--- 634714451 +>>634714371 +You sure are, bucko +--- 634714502 +>namefag replying to itself because nobody cares about its opinions +Sad. +--- 634714516 +>>634714323 +I said the new one looks good, I am a nintendofag, I even have a wiiu and a dsi, no game boy micro though +--- 634714538 +>>634705821 (OP) +If you're taking a video game you don't like being talked about this much you might have more underlying problems than not liking a game. Why even care? Play something you do like instead of actually pissing and shitting yourself that people are talking about an anticipated game you don't like. +--- 634714542 +Botw dlc will be mogged by elden kino dlc +--- 634714564 +>>634714451 +>>634714371 +You both are, stfu. +--- 634714591 +>>634711710 +>Game design +How? +--- 634714604 +I dread when the famitsu thread is made, this thread will die and all of our effort to keep it alive will have been for naught +--- 634714632 +>>634714538 +Dude, you're on /v/ there's always going to be people shitting on Nintendo for some arbitrary reason. +Hell it's gotten so bad that some even think that Nintendo are the only company who DMCA shit. +--- 634714714 +>>634714632 +I'm not even trying to refer to Nintendo here. You see this shit for any big game and I just don't get it. Does the opinion of random people you'll never know on the internet about a video game really impact you so much you give yourself a panic attack over it? +--- 634714721 +>>634714283 +>Those who gave zelda 97 loved tlou and gow though + +Cool. BotW and TLoU are two of my favourite video games so far this century. I sure do love great video games. +--- 634714723 +>>634714591 +Unrestricted puzzle mechanics in open world scenarios. +--- 634714768 +>>634714632 +Well it helps when tendies larp as haters to keep up the controversy. They even bump threads when they are at page 10 +I dont see other fans crying as much as tendies +--- 634714780 +>>634714604 +>Famitsu +>10/10/9/10 +--- 634714785 +>>634714714 +>Does the opinion of random people you'll never know on the internet about a video game really impact you so much you give yourself a panic attack over it? +Are you talking about me in general or specifically? +--- 634714834 +>>634714542 +--- 634714836 +>>634714721 +Ok but you only say this when someone reminds you of your favorite journos taste, the rest of snoy threads you pretend to be pc (except emulation and steam deck threads) and xbox friend +Pretty opportunists if you ask me +--- 634714850 +>>634714768 +>Well it helps when tendies larp as haters to keep up the controversy. +Anon, I'm going to tell you something mind blowing, tendies don't actually exist. +--- 634714853 +>>634714768 +What the fuck is this projection, lmao? Sonyfags literally have a namefaggot and a tripfaggot that seethe endlessly every time Nintendo BTFOs Snoy, how detached from reality are you? +--- 634714895 +>>634714748 +You're going to have to explain that one. +--- 634714901 +>>634706341 +It's obvious you're a mind broken snoy. No sane person would ever put Horizon above Zelda +--- 634714904 +>>634714853 +Ok, it doesn't change the op is an obvious tendie falseflagging to get pity points +--- 634714912 +>>634713439 +see>>634712729 +--- 634714917 +>>634714850 +Keep it up, you're one of my favourite schizos on this board. +--- 634714920 +>>634714836 +>Absolutely incomprehensible snoyfag post +>ESL +Every fucking time holy shit. What is it with the third world hating Nintendo? +--- 634714940 +>>634714785 +In general. +--- 634714984 +>>634714721 +>Xbox + Switch +based, same for me. +--- 634714995 +>>634714780 +i don't get it +--- 634715018 +>>634705821 (OP) +>another botwfag falseflagging +--- 634715024 +>>634714904 +Wut. +--- 634715034 +If TOTK doesn't sell 15+ mil FW its a flop, no amount of legs will get it to BOTW numbers +--- 634715043 +>>634714380 +I don't really see why you need to resort to the ADHD boogeyman just because someone doesn't get excited over the idea of walking around in an empty field or climbing a mountain. + +I can see the value in organic gameplay experiences like the ones you've described, but to build the entire game around that and neglect hand-crafted, structured content is in my eyes a mistake. You need a balance, and BotW doesn't have it. +--- 634715054 +>>634705821 (OP) +touch grass you fucking loser +--- 634715069 +>>634708682 +It was a flop though, selling like only 3 million in a console with an 100 million+ install base, ToTK will probably sell at least 15 million though, so it’s guaranteed not to flop like that but it probably won’t outsell BoTW or even get close to it +--- 634715086 +>>634715024 +He made the thread and now he's pretending to be someone else to claim its a falseflag. +--- 634715114 +>>634705856 +>>634706020 +>>634706078 +>>634706341 +>>634706665 +>>634706935 +>>634707348 +>>634708070 +>>634708069 +>>634709057 +>>634709221 +>>634709624 +>>634709774 +>>634709894 +>>634709915 +>>634710075 +>>634710194 +>>634710585 +>>634711578 +>>634711675 +>>634711716 +>>634712147 +>>634712281 +>>634712536 +>>634712798 +>>634713072 +>>634713515 +>>634713710 +>>634714153 +Ahh keep the tears coming, sad and pathetic delusional faggots, keep crying it makes my day better. +--- 634715118 +>>634714853 +I'm german and I have a switch though, I don't hate nintendo, I hate pussy faggots falseflagging for victimhood points +--- 634715161 +>>634714940 +In that case for the people who make threads a like this? Yes, they dedicate entire chunks of their lives to shitposting. +Take ACfag for example, he's been here shitposting about Metroid for 10 years. +--- 634715162 +>>634715069 +>>634715054 +--- 634715171 +>>634715043 +Good thing that ToTK will have both then. +--- 634715176 +>>634715086 +That almost makes sense. +But it'd still be a waste of everyone's time. +--- 634715181 +>>634715114 +>Implying I'm a snoy +Well I guess you really wanted your hugbox, keep larping as a hater +--- 634715198 +>>634706665 +Most of the "pro-nintendo" are guys who pirate their consoles and will not pay 70$ for TotK +--- 634715201 +>OP is clearly a falseflagging tendie +>didn't stop the tens of actually seething snous from flooding the thread +lol they're so easy to bait +--- 634715227 +>>634705821 (OP) +ubishit openworld game like assasins creed and far cry with empty open world and 5-10 actual designed missions + 900 AI rendered missions that are all vaguely the same +like yeah no wonder a shitty chink company and ubisoft themselfes copied this with ease specially ubisoft who invented this type of game in the first place +thankfuly people are getting tired of it i certainly dont have any interest in buying the millionth souls like open world game anymore + +also dont even bother replying i wont reply to anyone either i have already said what is objectivly true and nothing could ever be added to it +--- 634715234 +Fuckbox +--- 634715256 +>>634715118 +>I’m German +Okay? +>falseflagging +I’m not falseflagging, I opened the board ten minutes ago. +--- 634715270 +>>634715161 +I thought that was tied to the FF13 spastic. +--- 634715272 +>>634715176 +>But it'd still be a waste of everyone's time. +Especially his but its not like they have lives to spend it on. +--- 634715283 +>>634715201 +>op gets called out +>b-but snoys! +Everytime. Sorry people saw through it +--- 634715312 +>>634706665 +Name 20 of your favorite games. +--- 634715331 +>>634715283 +ok snoy +--- 634715352 +>>634715270 +I don't trawl ff threads so I don't hear much of any autists other than Barry. +--- 634715356 +>>634715256 +Wait are you the OP? +--- 634715418 +>>634715331 +Do you really want me to post my deck and switch? +--- 634715445 +>>634715356 +Of course I’m not retard, the fucking thread was made hours ago, did you not read my post? +--- 634715446 +>>634705821 (OP) +The mindbreak on /v/ when this releases will be glorious +You lost before it even began +--- 634715485 +>>634706341 +>elden ring +Its botw's baby +>horizon +Kek. Aside for cool enemies this game is "good" at most +>gow +Rather actually play something than watch Atreu's childish tantrum and seeing the fucking god of war kneel over this with patience +--- 634715493 +>>634715043 +>You need a balance, and BotW doesn't have it. + +BotW does have that. There are 4 huge main quest lines, each involving hours of content. You're just not forced to do them. And in fact, you have so much freedom that each of these quests will be a different experience to each player depending on the route the took, their character growth at that point, their weapons/items/resources etc. + +Found the 2nd tower +Climbed the Duelling Peaks and completed the shrines there. +Encountered my first fully functioning Guardian. +Found Kakario and Hateno Villages, each with their own unique culture, lore and side quests to spend hours in. +Caught and tamed a horse and found my first stable +Climbed a mountain and got confronted by a possessed Dragon +Travelled to an Island which became an amazing survival challenge all on it's own. +Fought 3 giant ogre brothers +Ran a gauntlet of enemy camps on the way to Zora City +Zora City itself +A pant-shitting stealth mission on a mountaintop to collect arrows from a centaur monster +Using those arrows in a one-on-one battle with a giant mechanical beast in a lake while riding on the back of a merman +Conquering inside of the mechanical beast and subsequent boss battle + +While all this is going on I'm constantly engaged with the world around me: weather and climate forces me to adapt to how I travel. The topography and verticality makes getting to destinations fun and engaging. I'm finding subterranean shrines with their own unique challenges and obstacle courses, I'm finding various types of korok puzzles, I'm stumbling into boss battles with huge Rock Monsters, Ogres, Centuars and Skeletal Giants, I'm finding myself ambushed on the road by assassins disguised as NPCs, I'm racing against time to catch falling stars before the sun rises, I'm battling enemy camps, saving local NPCs from danger, and fending off bears and wolves. + +All of this happened to me in ONE FUCKING CORNER OF THE MAP. +--- 634715572 +>>634715485 +>Aside for cool enemies +Honestly once you play it you realise how shitty they actually look. I mean, the T-Rex is fine but everything else is just straight up trash +--- 634715661 +>>634705821 (OP) +Is this how tendies shill theirs games these days? +--- 634715707 +>>634715493 +this kinda reminds me of the bubsy 3D devs giving names to parts of their empty ass map that look like something from an unfinished 3DO game +just because you give it interesting names doesnt make it interesting +i could name every building and fake ad i drive besides in gta doesnt make it more alive than it rly is retard diff --git a/v/634705893.txt b/v/634705893.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..75f1198beed1bb9fef73bb6fc1fdc87d16ddf41f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705893.txt @@ -0,0 +1,477 @@ +----- +--- 634705893 +All ARPGs have the same problem. They are fun while they are somewhat slow and methodical and while each new gear piece represents a significant growth in power and/or change in gameplay but they turn to cancer once you get to the stage where you're basically just warping around while blowing up the entire screen, hunting for gear that gives you just a few % more stats. +--- 634706002 +>>634705893 (OP) +no anon +the real problem is the power scaling stops +you should just get fast and faster till the maps have to be kilometers wide and the screen keeps zooming out +--- 634706013 +Play SSFHC ruthless, pussy. +--- 634706034 +>>634705893 (OP) +thats what the new fans of the genre want so thats what the devs make. players don't give a fuck about the journey to max level anymore, they just want to get there asap so they can start grinding like brainrotten mmo-tier drones that they are +--- 634706110 +>>634706002 +poe.io ? +--- 634706168 +>>634706034 +Sad but true. The "the game begins at max level" attitude is so fucking retarded and enables lopsided game design. +--- 634706181 +>>634706110 +maybe +something in unreal is probably the way to do it now that it has nanite + +if you've ever seen old headhunter footage where the player is larger than the screen, thats the sort of shit you should end up doing +--- 634706197 +>>634705893 (OP) +what the fuck are those graphics +--- 634706203 +ARPGs are retarded but not because they need to be 'slow and methodical' fuck off with that shit, go play something else. The whole draw of this genre is blowing up screen after screen of mobs +--- 634706218 +>>634706168 +If you enjoy leveling you might have brain problems. +--- 634706290 +>>634706181 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6yRVCuywdk [Embed] +--- 634706364 +>>634706218 +What a retarded opinion. +--- 634706451 +>>634706364 +Can't be as retarded as being a casual retard who enjoys looking at the scenery and running out of mana constantly. +These games were always about numbers going up, nothing else. +--- 634706697 +And these retards at GGG can't figure it out. They should've made a rogue like mode with small locations, significant drops and simplified passive tree (like they had in battle Royale). And the game would double its player count. But now this trash heap of a game is slowly dying under its own weight. Fucking hate this garbage and all the hours I've spent on it. PoE2 will be the same fucking over bloated and overcomplicated shit. These cowards should cut atleast 50% of content and add a rogue like mode. +--- 634706710 +>>634705893 (OP) +The problem is with developers wanting to make you play the game forever and balancing it around some grindy 'endgame', of course it's going to get boring if all you do is repeat the same shit over and over. +--- 634706734 +>>634706203 +>The whole draw of this genre is blowing up screen after screen of mobs +why should that be the whole appeal of the genre? diablo 1 had nothing like that and it was a huge success. it's like saying the only kind of fps that should be made is modern military shooter. +--- 634706821 +>>634706197 +It's Diablo 1 anon +--- 634706848 +>>634706451 +>These games were always about numbers going up, nothing else. +Name an RPG where numbers don't go up when you level up. +--- 634706903 +>>634706848 +Not stats you mouthbreathing mongoloid. Itemization. +--- 634706908 +>>634705893 (OP) +Fuck off balding retard and shove your vision up your ass. +--- 634706958 +>>634706168 +blame Blizzard +>>634706218 +>if you enjoy playing the game in any capacity you might have brain problems +what RPGs do you even like? +>>634706451 +Oh nevermind, you've never actually played an ARPG you just like being contrarian for the (you)'s +--- 634706974 +>>634706908 +Fine, name an RPG where you can't equip new gear when you level up. +--- 634707008 +>>634706903 +>not stats +>literally complained about mana +>no mention of items +just shut the fuck up you actual child, you don't know how to talk +--- 634707039 +>>634706903 +That was meant for you >>634706974 +--- 634707123 +>>634705893 (OP) +Never use anything to hide the fact that the gameplay is shit. +Like: +Shit colour all over the screen. +Stat bloat. +--- 634707174 +>>634706218 +>>634706451 +>if you enjoy playing the game, ur stoopid +Lmao, where do you dumbasses come from? +--- 634707193 +>>634706958 +I like Diablo 2. +>>634706974 +Finding good items require farming the end of the game you mongoloid. Shit you find while leveling are very rarely useful at the point when your character is actually fun to play. +>>634707008 +Are you brain damaged? Are you 14 or just illiterate? +--- 634707203 +>>634705893 (OP) +ARPGS should have skill-based inputs to perform active skills, so it doesn't just boil down to clicking shit +--- 634707225 +>>634705893 (OP) +your loot treadmill potion chugging skinnerboxes aren't action games +--- 634707246 +>>634706821 +It's not. +--- 634707278 +>>634707174 +If you prefer low level sluggish gameplay to even midgame let alone endgame gameplay you have brain problems and should be publicly executed. +--- 634707442 +>>634707278 +this is what being an MMOtranny does to a man's brain +--- 634707467 +>>634707278 +>caring this strongly about video game preferences +>unable to comprehend why different people would like different things +>being pointlessly hostile in a low stakes situation +wew +--- 634707546 +>>634707442 +As I said, Diablo 2. +>>634707467 +>being pointlessly hostile in a low stakes situation +Welcome to old /v/, newfag before you stupid fucking feelfaggots killed this website. +Kill yourself back to your social media hugbox. +--- 634707708 +>>634707546 +>before you stupid fucking feelfaggots killed this website +Tourists are the most hostile users this site has ever seen and you're one of them. Telling people to kill themselves wasn't common before you faggots shat up this place. +--- 634707734 +>>634705893 (OP) +ARPGs are a self-defeating genre. We've taken it to the logical conclusion and discovered that there lies a contradiction at the end of the road which nobody has yet overcome. + +The goal is to make your character better, to get more gear, to make your character better, right? +But 'better' in an ARPG just means killing things faster and moving faster, so you can essentially boil the goal of the game down to reaching a point where you aren't playing the game. You are actively working to trivialize it to the point where you make no decisions and face no obstacles, where you are essentially just panning across the map in dev-mode watching monsters vaporize and seeing flashing loot drops. + +I heard it phrased pretty well once: The goal of any ARPG player is to turn the game into Vampire Survivors, a game which is actively hostile to the concept of gameplay, essentially being one step above an idle game. + +So you can see how the entire genre is at odds with itself. The devs want to draw out the period of time before you become the teleporting god machine, but that feels bad because it doesn't change the goal of the player, just pulls it further out of their reach. You can try to explain to them that no, that journey IS the gameplay, but it doesn't change the instinctive reaction, because you're making them do less efficient things for longer before they can reach a point of maximum efficiency, which makes it feel like a waste of time. It's not, but it feels like it is, because players just want to 'get to the endgame', which, as we have previously established, involves ignoring the game itself as much as possible in favour of a skinner box meta experience. + +That shit rots the brain. Why bother with the game itself at that point? You could probably just turn on a music visualizer on one screen and excel on the other, type out a bunch of big numbers while watching explosions of colour, and you have pretty accurately recreated the ur-ARPG endgame experience. +--- 634707816 +>>634707708 +I've been here longer than you've been able to walk. +I didn't tell you to kill yourself, try reading that again you illiterate child. +--- 634707958 +>>634707734 +I compare ARPG endagmes to gacha games; you have minimal gameplay input and do the same shit over and over again for that 0.1% drop. +--- 634708009 +diablo-like arpg fans are mentally ill. their fav game is one where youtubers do videos of "this is what i got for 10000 mephisto runs!" +--- 634708043 +>>634707816 +I've been here since around 2006 and you're a faggot. You got unreasonably worked up over a civil discussion of ARPs and then sperged out when you got called out for it. +--- 634708128 +>>634705893 (OP) +Ready to get flamed, but Lost Ark is unironically the most fun gameplaywise. I know it is a KMMO with horrible gacha elements, but the raids make the endgame fun and difficult. +--- 634708161 +>>634708043 +What kind of thin skinned teenage girl are you? +Too much of a pussy to argue my points about the genre so you cry about the no-no words like a bitchmade faggot? +Get a grip or kill yourself back to facebook. +--- 634708203 +>>634707278 +If the game is not fun until you reach the mid/end game. It's a shit game period. + +There is no reason to have MMO shit grinding that was invented to scam more subscription money out of retards in a mostly singleplayer game. +--- 634708338 +>>634708203 +>If the game is not fun until you reach the mid/end game. It's a shit game period. +I agree, if the pacing is not right there is no reason to play the game. But preferring that part of the game to where you actually have a working character and feel powerful? +Embarrassing. +--- 634708368 +>>634707958 +Appeals to the same self-destructive impulses, yeah. It's basically exploiting dumbass lizard-brain bugs in human behavior to extract dopamine from nonsense. +I'm not gonna say something like it's a waste of time, because that shit is subjective and some people think all video games are a waste of time, and I've put enough hours into these games that it would be hypocritical of me to do so. Hell, I can even see the appeal to the concept, building a character and then watching it go like winding up a clockwork toy. But I can't shake that feeling that there is something horribly sinister about the whole thing which I find difficult to put into words. +Like at least most games have some kind of narrative or an element of mastery to them. ARPGs tend to degenerate very quickly into a stale gameplay loop supported solely by feelings of progression rather than any active engagement with the game. +--- 634708417 +>>634707734 +It's a shame, because the simplistic yet satisfying ARPG gameplay can be fun in the right circumstances. + +I wish that instead of just being wannabe MMOs, more of them tried to be more like actual RPGs like Divine Divinity. +--- 634708451 +>>634705893 (OP) +THere are many different stages of fun in ARPGs, imo. I don't consider getting too strong a problem since when you're that fast you can find gear for alts and such to make the second round a little smoother +--- 634708470 +>>634708161 +I don't care about how edgy your posts are, you could post the funky town webm and talk about grinding up nigger babies and I wouldn't give a fuck. My problem is the low quality of your post, and your spergish behavior. + +Seriously, look at this post >>634707734 and then look at yours >>634706218. Can you tell the difference? +--- 634708545 +>>634708338 +It depends on the game. As >>634707734 mentioned. It often gets the the point where you are basically just playing a glorified cookie clicker. At least early game there's usually a hint of resource management, exploration and character building and so on. Mid/End game there's just auto-pilot nothingness. +--- 634708675 +if you want to fix the arpg genre you have to start with the realisation that people invented diablo 2's endgame in their head because they like the game so much that they wanted an excuse to play more + +nowadays its taken for granted that the genre is about powertripping, builds, clearing the screen, loot farming etc but there was a time when people just played these games because they were actually fun games. the first person to go back and resdiscover those qualities in d1/d2 that are now missing from the rest of the genre (while leaving the janky bullshit behind) will stike gold +--- 634708697 +>>634706034 +>>634706168 +It doesn't HAVE TO start at the endgame but with games like PoE the design makes it so. Diablo 1 and 2 are fun from the start. PoE's acts are dreadful and you start getting some semblance of fun once you get into maps and it gets more fun as you scale your character and then it stops being fun once you faceroll everything for a bit. On top of that the 3 month league design makes everyone want to get over the acts as fast as possible because it becomes this mandatory chore you have to do for each new character. It cannot be something to enjoy as long as the game is designed like this. +--- 634708712 +>>634708470 +Most of that wall of braindead text is saying the same shit as me, are you an imbecile? +--- 634708713 +>>634705893 (OP) +opposite for me. the boring plodding start is the worst part and only feels good as a measure of the progress you've made into the endgame. i fast drop PoE leagues where they nerf everything and getting to that warping around endgame stage takes too long. +--- 634708723 +>>634707734 +But they don't need to be, you don't have to let the player become a walking erase tool. Making enemy AI braindead is a design decision, not a genre defining element. +Diablo had enemies that could permanently fuck your character up if you didn't pay attention. + +What's fun in modern ARPGs like PoE though is league play, racing against other players during reset and experiencing it from the beginning with a fresh set of rules. + +Standard players are mutants though, I don't understand what drives them. +--- 634708772 +>>634707734 +>a self-defeating genre. +they're literally one of the oldest game genres with some of the most successful and long-lasting games. +--- 634708817 +>>634708712 +You're a dull-witted bitter man, anon. +--- 634708849 +>>634708675 +D2 is the most fun when you play it like once or twice a year, go HC and challenge yourself to kill Hell Baal. Once you're done you can drop it until the next time. No point in grinding gear if you already beat the game. + +>inb4 muh uber trist +fuck off +--- 634708896 +>>634708817 +It is a waste of time to write like a prancing faggot when I can get the same point across in two sentences. It is on you that you take offense from that and still attacking me instead of the points I made. +You are the cancer killing this website. +--- 634709076 +>>634708896 +>It is a waste of time to write like a prancing faggot when I can get the same point across in two sentences. +>It is on you that you take offense from that and still attacking me instead of the points I made. +Take your meds, neither of those things happened. +--- 634709085 +>>634708849 +That's what I don't get. Like, fair enough if you are grinding in a multiplayer game to get an edge in a competitive match against other opponents. But singleplayer/co-op? If you've already beaten the hardest difficulty and done everything there is to do. Why grind for more power you clearly don't need? +--- 634709571 +>>634707734 +[laughing Vampire Survivors noises] +--- 634709620 +>>634709085 +There's some sort of satisfaction to be gained from melting your enemies endlessly. It is cool to see your character grow in power. It is great when you finally get that build enabling unique. Ultimately that satisfaction is short lived. You need more and you'll eventually hit a wall. + +I used to enjoy it more but nowadays I feel like it's better for me when I engage with the game in a different manner. It's just a shame that you can't play a lot of builds at all since you don't have some mandatory uniques. Mods like PoD and PD2 help a bit but now that D2R is out I find it hard to return to the old version. + +PoE prolongs the grind with the mapping system essentially adding another game after you're done with the 10 acts but even there once you beat the content you're sort of just done. +--- 634709663 +>>634705893 (OP) +Yes. There are almost always was baal-run MMO retards, who had just wished for the endless survival arena. While this mode is nothing bad on it's own, as it allows you to play the game a little longer, most arpgs had followed diablo 3 path with making this arena the main gameplay mode. Unfortunately, MMOs like Diablo 3 and soon 4, Path of Exile and other Last Epochs have their main audience being mmo retards, so games like Sacred would not happen for quite a while now. Enjoy what we already have. +--- 634709804 +>>634708723 +You're right, but the problem is that players who have played one of the ultra-fast skinner box ARPGs almost universally tend to regard that as the endgame that they should be working towards, which results in resentment towards developers who 'won't let them go fast'. They want to remove the challenge and obstacles and decisions because they see being forced to engage with the game as a failure on their part for not having a good enough character. + +It's not rational, but there's a cognitive dissonance which grips the mind of a lot of dedicated fans of this genre where they can understand that reaching the goal will invalidate the game entirely and basically render it not worth playing, but still feel an impulsive need to reach that point, and then they trap themselves with sunk-cost fallacy. I know because I've been there. + +>>634708772 +Sure, but that doesn't address any of my points, and fundamentally though they might be long-lasting, I don't think they do it in a way that is healthy or conducive to engaging gameplay so much as tricking people into continuing to play them. +--- 634709940 +>>634707734 +Accurate post. I think risk of rain streamlines and condenses the ARPG experience quite well. Vampire survivors similar but too much. +--- 634709978 +>>634706218 +Imagine being this retarded, PoE race leagues were some of the best years of the game +--- 634710019 +>>634705893 (OP) +This type of +>ARPG +Simply forgot the key to any good RPG: Some level of feeling as if you are in the world. +D1 and D2 both immerse you well, and you are brought into the different settings. +Have not played D3 so cannot comment. +POE the environment and associated lore are lifeless. +The Last Epoch is a little better, but not enough. +The art has to be better, and the place has to have a good reason to justify itself. Chasing (I forget who it was) around in D2, with the FMVs, was all-important for the game to work. +Most players are not autists who grind through every difficulty. Most simply play normal and stop. Make normal worth playing, or the game is worthless. +--- 634710103 +>>634705893 (OP) +>All ARPGs have the same problem +No. Only diablo-likes have this +Stop using ARPG to only refer to diablo-likes, this shit was always tucking dumb +--- 634710108 +>>634705893 (OP) +I have absolutely no idea how people find these games entertaining +--- 634710252 +>>634705893 (OP) +>They are fun while they are somewhat slow and methodical +Except they are never methodical +They are braindead easy cookie clickers from the start and just get faster paced +--- 634711454 +>>634707734 +Devs should focus on improving the mechanical side of the gameplay. +Stuff like not having to hold left click for every single action, being able to move in every direction with the keyboard and being able to move out of enemy attacks, it should be moving towards more involved action games. +--- 634711506 +>>634711454 +it's a bit surprising more games haven't experimented with wads+mouse control scheme + +it worked pretty darn well in bloodline champions/battlerite +--- 634711592 +>>634710103 +>Only diablo-likes have this +>in reality diablo doesn't have this problem +Only PoE-likes have this problem. Diablo was slow, diablo-likes like Fate or Torchlight are slow. +--- 634711643 +>>634707734 +>The goal is to make your character better, to get more gear, to make your character better, right? +Wrong for old arpgs, right for d3 and later entries. Making character "better" was to defeat big bad guy and big bad guys in the end. Gearing and leveling was only an instrument, not a goal. Same for platformers - while there were score points in many of them for not dying, not getying damage, clearing fast etc, it was optional goal for a complete no-lifers, which always were minority even within nerds. +So, for arpg goal shift had happened. And AFTER the shift whatever had emerged had been taken to "logical conclusion". +Default main goal was to defeat big bad guy in the end of the plot. Secondary goal was to defeat every other big bad guy, sometimes stronger, than main baddie, but still optional. +Again, gearing and leveling, jumping and punching, grinding and grinding (for jrpg) and other ways of defeating the bad guy, was only WAYS of doing it, until guys with online services had decided, that they need to hold players online and paying as long as possible. So now the playerbase, who had played old titles, try to play new ones like PoE only to find out in confusion, that new games are very shallow until endgame and are either completely mindless in the endgame or are oriented on excel-sheeters, who like to sit and calculate 0.00 percentage dps differences. Not that this games are bad on their own, it's a new subgenre, but whatever was left of crpg in terms of tactics was completely replaced with dps, not being oneshotted, speedrunning and, in several cases, blinks a.k.a. dark souls invul rolls without stamina. +So, problem is that subgenre fitting for relatively small auditory is bring advertised as entire genre to attract bigger audience - which leads to frustration, pain and adhd people considering, that "genre was improved", when it was just reinvented, "deconstructed" and simplified for everyone except excel-sheeters, mentioned above. +--- 634711769 +>>634705893 (OP) +how many shit threads do you need in /v/ for us to keep telling you the same, shill +poe is garbage +go back to the containment thread +--- 634711812 +>>634711592 +>PoE-likes +Median-likes. PoE developers include Median developers, who had tried to make d2 exactly what poe is now. +--- 634711839 +>>634705893 (OP) +just wait for Moon's ARPG +--- 634711991 +>>634711506 +I've been wondering for a while why GrimDawn/Titan Quest/POE don't allow allow you to just move using awsd. + +It's such an obvious thing to do, perhaps they are still stuck on their mentality of copying Diablo 2 so close that it never even occurred to them. + +Same thing with other archaic remnants of that era, such as having an obligatory desert/jungle zone, or having skills that replace other identical but inferior ones, etc +--- 634712027 +>>634711839 +>Moon +Who is this and what games he already made? +--- 634712109 +>>634712027 +the ori games. the studio is basically an ex AAA all-star team +--- 634712118 +>>634712027 +Ori +--- 634712167 +>>634711454 +>>634711506 +>>634711991 +Isn't that kind of how they play with a controller? I've heard a lot of people prefer it to M&K, even when playing on PC. + +I also think there was a game called Victor Vran that tried to do it, but it was pretty mediocre. +--- 634712248 +>>634712109 +>>634712118 +Ori was nice and ori2 was good improvement. Is there any time window for their ARPG? +--- 634712264 +>>634706218 +the opposite actually in actuality +--- 634712368 +>>634708675 +Diablo 2 allowed you to get to level 99, but the game was essentially over at 80 tops. +the end game for it was making a new character on hardcore and trying to take on the uber bosses when you were good enough. +--- 634712393 +>>634705893 (OP) +>where you're basically just warping around while blowing up the entire screen, hunting for gear that gives you just a few % more stats. +The opposite is even worse, just play V Rising to see what I mean. Even basic noob area trash enemies remain damage sponges at endgame, the only way to get better gear is beat bosses. +--- 634712407 +>>634711454 +>>634711506 +>>634711592 +Whatever you are talking about is named "twin-stick shooter". It also exists in pc environment with games like Alien Shooter, Alien Swarm and derivative as Helldivers, Magicka, if you are more into the fantasy setting. +Please, stick to that genre and don't pollute other communities. +--- 634712549 +>>634710103 +they're synonyms +--- 634712575 +>>634712407 +Somebody has a tremendous lack of creativity. +--- 634712632 +>>634712575 +he's not wrong, those fags wanting wsad mouse want dual joysticks +--- 634712808 +>>634712407 +Are there any decent twin stick shooters out there that has a lot of similar loot focused and character building similar to Diablo? + +>>634712632 +Honestly, WASD and mouse is way superior to a gamepad when it comes to these games. I don't know why so many of them have a "please use a controller :)" message at startup. +--- 634712953 +>>634712808 +because it's not superior it's inferior, should be obvious but i guess it's not +--- 634713012 +>>634712407 +So diablo "genre" is defined just by shitty camera and controls. I see. +--- 634713020 +>>634712808 +but me and my brother would co-op the Alien Syndrome remake on Wii, it's on PSP too, it's pretty good, find a partner +--- 634713025 +>>634712167 +I can't imagine aiming being good on a controller unless you're playing a build that shits out projectiles or uses autoaiming skills + +not that I've ever tried it +--- 634713104 +>>634712407 +Changing the control scheme a bit doesn't suddenly change a diablolike into a twinstick shooter. +--- 634713243 +>>634712118 +>some artsy indie platformer shit +why should I expect them to be capable of making a good ARPG? +--- 634713261 +>>634712953 +Judging by the insane amount of auto aim in most of them, I don't see how. + +If you need to point in a direction accurately, a mouse is infinitely better than an analog stick, similar to how it is in an FPS. + +>>634713025 +I think it's mostly auto-aim in games like D3/4. Still not on the level of a twin stick shooter obviously, but still a bit more tactile than "click with mouse". Or so I've heard. +--- 634713264 +>>634712808 +Try Alien Shooter. +As for why "please, use controller" - there are two types of aim control for such games - with cursor, which makes mouse overly superior, or with "directed laser", which makes stick superior, as you cannot choose destination with second type of controls, but only direction. Blame consoles for moving secons type into mainstream same way as blame mmo adhd endless arena portals fags for mainstreaming mindless "endgame" in favour of normal gameplay for diabloids. +--- 634713320 +>>634712953 +brainlet take + +I bet you're a console peasant +--- 634713325 +>>634707734 +>>634705893 (OP) +If you're not a turboautist focused on minmaxing some cookie cutter build, ARPGs are great fun. The problem is people trying to optimise every single aspect of their build instead of just experimenting around with less-than-perfect builds and having fun +--- 634713386 +>>634706734 +make diablo 1 today and it would not be a huge success. the only good thing about diablo 1 is the atmosphere, the gameplay is complete shit +--- 634713487 +>>634713264 +Even with a laser aiming is still faster or more accurate I've found. I mean I've made my own twin stick shooter so I've experimented a lot with different types of aiming, be it virtual cursor or just directional. + +I mean I can sort of understand it if the developers want players to use a controller because it was designed with a controller in mind, similar to how some FPS games are piss easy on M&K because they were calibrated for controllers. +--- 634713514 +>>634713386 +games have obviously evolved but back when d1 came out it was kinda amazing +yeah the gameplay hasn't exactly held up and its systems have the depth of a puddle + +t. oldfag +--- 634713525 +>>634713386 +Diablo 1 come out 30 years ago, and it set the foundation for the rest of the genre. It already accomplished way more than POE will ever do. +--- 634713713 +>>634713243 +>artsy +just because it looks great doesnt mean it can be reduced to an "artsy" platformer. it has the best movement in any 2d platformer ever made, and it has some of the best platforming ever made as well. it is a great game. +>>634712248 +not that I know of +--- 634713782 +>>634713713 +it doesn't look that great to me and platformers are shit as a genre + +even if it's the greatest platformer ever made why would that mean they can make a good ARPG +--- 634713857 +>>634713782 +>passion-driven studio filled with the top talent from AAA studios that left to chase their passion +gee, I wonder +--- 634714095 +>>634705893 (OP) +What's fun about ARPGs (to me at least) is discovering things. +Abilities, gear, monsters and maps even, story... When you remove all that and they become "let's see if I can take this damage sponge" they get repetitive and boring. +That's why I hate when updates show in detail what they add. It's like I've already seen it I don't need to go for it. +--- 634715023 +>>634705893 (OP) +I just play until my characters are very strong but it takes a lot of grind for a tiny upgrade and sometimes come back a few years later to do it again with a different build +I think that is why there are seasons in ARPG games +--- 634715184 +>>634714095 +>That's why I hate when updates show in detail what they add. It's like I've already seen it I don't need to go for it. +I dislike this trend too, PoE patch notes should be way less detailed than they are. They recently stopped doing their "developer manifestos" and people got all angry about it and I don't understand why diff --git a/v/634705995.txt b/v/634705995.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..035eb44d19a446ad2d317074bbc81f19e6734b48 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634705995.txt @@ -0,0 +1,264 @@ +----- +--- 634705995 +wait, you're telling me these fucking kikes are actually removing content people payed for? how is this acceptable? +--- 634706148 +>>634705995 (OP) +not only that, but every three months the seasonal content you pay for is deleted as well. It’s one of the biggest scams in the history of video games and it continues to set a precedent +--- 634706353 +>>634705995 (OP) +IIRC the reason given is that they did a fucky wucky with their engine and it takes longer and longer to compile new versions of the game depending on how much shit it has in it, so this is a way to keep their workflow manageable. It's still irredeemable no matter what, and the reason I'll never play another Bungie game. +--- 634706462 +>>634705995 (OP) +>playing online pseudo-mmo game +your fault lmao +--- 634706496 +How hard can it be to keep old content? +Fucking lmao it's a fucking shooter, if WoW can do it so can they. +--- 634706527 +>>634706462 +im not playing it, i wanted to but seeing how they fuck over their players this much i wont +--- 634706657 +>>634705995 (OP) +>paul tassi +Not reading a blog by that massive snoy. +--- 634706674 +>>634706527 +online playerbase exists to be fucked over until the moment it ceases +--- 634706707 +>>634705995 (OP) +>>634706148 +>>634706496 +They can't even keep their servers online for more than 48 hours at a time. Bungie is going to commit soduku any day now. +--- 634706801 +the funniest part is that the content they removed was all from the worst era of the game so people paid for the base game and 2 shit expansions just to have it all taken away in the end while having to pay for a new expansion that was also pretty shit +--- 634706862 +>>634705995 (OP) +I’m a fair weather Destiny player, so not completely brainrotted, I accept the content initial content deletion as it is extremely unlikely the devs themselves wanted to do it let alone knew how bad it’d need to be. Destiny 1/2 weren’t built to be able to support the amount of content 2 was reaching as due to the initial contract Bungie/Activision had it would have never needed to. Regardless, how Bungie has handled it since I’ve found to be extremely poor, the seasons have been made more important narratively but are not designed with future proofing in mind as none of those seasons are ever coming back. So years worth of Destiny storytelling, even if Destiny1/2 campaigns return, is doomed to Youtube recaps. Outside of the obvious narrative downside, most of the game should start returning once The Final Shape ships, D1 raid reprises finish next year hopefully meaning D2 raid reprises will start, Strikes/MP maps should return with destinations and there’s rumours of one coming back later this year, Zero Hour/The Whisper might return like how Presage is back. Seasonal activities, pretty much any match made 6 player activity from any season of Destiny is never returning though, I’d put money on that. + +tldr: Initial deletion sucked, but Bungie likely weren’t knowing how big it’d needed to be, but post-deletion seasonal content has been extremely poorly handled. These should be X.2/3/4 patches not temporary content. + +>>634706148 +Not defending it but the deleting timeline for seasonal content is different, it all gets +wiped at the end of the year. So S1 of the year has 12 months existing, S2 has 9, and so forth. +--- 634706917 +>>634705995 (OP) +not anymore, that was what they were planning back in 2020 with old content, but because people were upset about it, they stopped after vaulting y1 and 2 content. +now they bring them back during seasons in a reprised way +--- 634706937 +>>634706353 +The executable doesn't become dramatically more complex with more assets being used in the game. Unless there's a really fucking significant change to the engine every time content is added, then that is complete bullshit. +--- 634706959 +People dont care, they will say something like "Dont be entiteled do you think they will run servers forever" or "Just play the new stuff" and keep buying and playing these planned obsolence sims. +This industry can do whatever the fuck it wants because brainless consumer zombies do not give a fuck. +--- 634706982 +>>634705995 (OP) +So this is what sony will learn for their 12 gaas? +--- 634707004 +>>634706862 +>not completely brainrotted +>I accept the content initial content deletion +Your a special kind of retard. +--- 634707035 +>>634706937 +they did go through three different engine updates over the past 3-5 years so i assume there was something that they didn't want to deal with +--- 634707041 +>>634706353 + +They've been using this excuse since 2013. Even said Destiny 2 was a separate game to fix engine issues like this. + +Sounds like bullshit to me. +--- 634707042 +Play Live Service shit and see what you get. LMAO +--- 634707125 +>>634706862 + +Destiny was literally, LITERALLY hyped up as a 10 year game. You're telling me they said it would be a 10 year game but like 7 years after release (and an entirely separate game) they had to delete content because the game just couldn't handle it? +--- 634707142 +This is how they ensnare players. They can never quit they're in too deep and don't want to risk missing some content since it will never be playable again before long. +--- 634707213 +>>634706917 +They are STILL vaulting seasonal content you pay for. +--- 634707295 +>>634705995 (OP) +Destiny 1 did that too. And 2 has been doing this for YEARS. Anyone that still touches that shit in the year of our lord is a mouthbreathing retard. +--- 634707339 +>>634707042 +This, you have to be a complete consumer tool to think these bullshit softwares (not even going to call them games) are meant for anything but fleecing naive children. This is why singleplayer is superior, btw. +--- 634707390 +>>634707004 +>doesn’t read the rest +yeah okay buddy, I didn’t say I liked it only that from the information we have I can accept it was somewhat required at the time. + +Since it got pointed out I’ll run the points +>Destiny engine is known for being shit +>Destiny wasn’t built to be an MMO with expanding content, each entry was only meant to be 3 years content at most +>Shadowkeep featured a strike that was only in the game for 12 months due to the content deletion, why would Bungie use dev time on a strike for an expansion that would be deleted so soon. Either malicious intent or they didn’t think they’d have to delete it at the time. + +There’s likely more reasons I feel the way I do but I cannot be bothered going though then all to defend my fair weather enjoyment of a game I play for a month each year to counter a dude who replied to me in bad faith. +--- 634707445 +>>634705995 (OP) +A game so dogshit from a dev so far fallen that Activision just let them leave and take the entire IP with them. And then SONY of all people fucking buys them out like that was supposed to be some fuck you to Microsoft. Also the idea that Bungie was so proud to say “we’re doing the game on our own we don’t need no publisher.” And then not even a year later went “oh hey we have a new publisher what could go wrong” +--- 634707487 +Isn’t there a legality issue with this? You can’t charge someone for a service without explicitly marketing at the time of sale that it’s for a finite time, right? +--- 634707585 +>>634707125 +>Destiny was literally, LITERALLY hyped up as a 10 year game. +And LITERALLY the first piece of news about the game was the LITERAL LEGAL CONTRACT Bungie had with Activision outlining a delivery for 5 Destiny games and a major expansion for each. You can LITERALLY google the contract right now, it’s been publicly available since 2010 because of the Vince/Zampella v Activision case. + +It was 10 year franchise not 10 year game mate, I’m not even correcting you to defend Destiny I’m just annoyed at you being confidently wrong. +--- 634707604 +>>634707487 +good luck proving that in a court especially since all the items people got from back then are still in the game, the only thing that actually got deleted completely were activities/zones +--- 634707647 +>>634706801 +They took away Forsaken too, the best expansion. 2 planets, campaign, 4 strikes. What now? +--- 634707686 +>>634706862 +>Destiny player, so not completely brainrotted, +lmao dude +--- 634707687 +>>634705995 (OP) +Fuck Sony +--- 634707737 +>>634705995 (OP) +Wow has been doing it for forever +--- 634707801 +>>634707585 + +Ok, so where are the 5 games? It's been 10 years and I see 2 games. +--- 634707819 +>>634707647 +you mean they took away HALF of forsaken, the best part(dreaming city) is still there, you can still do last wish, wish ender quest etc +>2 planets, campaign, 4 strikes +meh, I miss the seasonal shit way more, black armory was peak d2 for me, also scourge of the past was a fun raid despite the community reception +--- 634707842 +>>634707487 +>You can’t charge someone for a service without explicitly marketing at the time of sale that it’s for a finite time, right? +You're buying a liscence, not the product itself. The liscence just states how you are able to use the product, stated in the end user license agreement. They usually have a clause stating that they can revoke the liscence for any reason. +--- 634707941 +>>634707819 +>its ok you can still patrol for no reason on one of them + +Cool that totally makes up for the 99% deleted content +--- 634707993 +>>634705995 (OP) +--- 634708076 +I am not even sure why teh fuck would anyone play this garbage with all the ba dshit I hear about it. +The only positive I ever hear is "b-but the gunplay feels alright" which is not such a huge plus to keep playing a game that does so much bad shit and charges for fucking patches. +I blame the massive pos4 marketing camapign for the first. +--- 634708134 +Why didn’t they just make Destiny 3 and let you import your destiny 2 save file? Like ok game was getting too big, surely there’s better ways of handling it than deleting huge amounts of the game, including paid expansions. + +It’s mainly a player retention tactic, because content vanishes you have to play it in a timely manor, otherwise you risk permanently missing out, for stuff you paid for. It means you can’t “take a break” from destiny, and then catch up on everything a year later. If you’ve invested $100’s of dollars and 1000’s of hours quitting completely is hard, it feels like throwing away something valuable. But “taking a break” is something people actually do, and there’s a good chance they just never come back. + +By making “taking a break” not possible without massive FOMO, bungie have effectively forced their player base to remain active and dedicated, unless they muster up will power to quit completely. Which far fewer people do. + +Although hilariously it’s made getting new players into destiny much harder, if you buy a copy of destiny 2 today, the game is a nonsensical mess, because it assumes your familiar with years of content that no longer exists. +--- 634708228 +>>634708076 +destiny would be a perfectly good game if it wasnt managed by bungie, the lore and setting are cool, the guns are cool(beyond the actual gunplay), the fantasy of being a space cowboy or a halo cosplayer or a space mage in general is cool, too bad the actual game sucks balls because of bungie +--- 634708482 +>>634705995 (OP) +it's not acceptable therefore anyone with a brain dropped plebstiny years ago. This shit "game" is nothing but a scam existing purely on leeching money from retards by using every predatory tactic possible. Remember, you will never get the wasted time back. +--- 634708514 +>>634707801 +>what is renegotiating your contract +Mate idk what to tell you, that’s the contract that Activision wrote up Bungie signed. It got renegotiated a few times +>Post Destiny 2013 reboot, Joe Staten exit, reneged due to the studio/project turmoil and delays +>Post TTK, reneged to deliver Rise of Iron to give D2 another year of development +>Entered renegotiations after Forsaken but Activision / Bungie parted ways. + +You can read in the LITERAL contract I pointed out mate that Activision agreed to Bungie owning the IP which is why the split happened how it did. +--- 634708659 +My favourite bit is how everyone blamed all the shitty practices on activision, but then bungie went independent and it just got worse and worse and more and more greedy. + +Isn’t bungie supposedly making a new game? That’s apparently just a regular fps, and not an endless live service? I hope that it ends up real, and good. +--- 634708732 +>looked at my PSN trophies +>I played destiny 2 in 2020 +>cannot even remember touching the game +It must have been so interchangeable with the original destiny +That game was all style, no substance +--- 634708859 +>>634708228 +>the guns are cool +they are not +the most amazing part is how you start the game, see enemy dropping their weapons but they are just static props because fuck you, maybe we will give you utter trash with similar models years later if you grind your ass off and behave like a good goyim +really sets your up for infinite chain of fuckups that trainwreck series is +--- 634708905 +>>634708659 +bungie's in the eternal gaas mine now +--- 634708953 +Not really the same thing but I hate how much Fortnite fucks with the map/game elements. It's also just the TF2 artstyle meme but on steroids because the game now entirely revolves around le heckin anime/disney crossovers +--- 634709070 +>>634706937 +>The executable doesn't become dramatically more complex with more assets being used in the game +With vidya, the .exe isn't the only thing that need compiling. Shaders, textures, meshes, etc tend to be converted/rebuild in more hardware-friendly version than what you use in the editor. + +Unity for example can take literal *hours* compiling shader variants when you build a project with just a tiny bit too many materials. I would bet all engines have stupid shit like this which *does* make the project's build time spiral out of control if you aren't super cautious right from the beginning. +--- 634709183 +>>634706862 +jesus christ, learn to fucking structure your writing +--- 634709208 +>>634705995 (OP) +this is the future you chose +--- 634709458 +>>634709183 +phoneposting, tried my best. +--- 634710285 +>>634705995 (OP) +The gameplay must be fucking incredible for them to do this and not lose their entire playerbase the moment they blatantly stole their money like this. +>it's mid +I guess NPCs are gonna NPC. You get the vidya industry that you fucking deserve. +--- 634710493 +>>634706862 +>most of the game should start returning +Kek. How the fuck do you write this shit and not understand just how in the toilet this game is? Back in the day if a game's content "disappeared" it was because you cleared it but you could always go back to it from an earlier save, backtracking, stage select, or by restarting. This shit is fucked and you are letting it happen. You absolutely have the brain rot. +--- 634710509 +>>634705995 (OP) +>expecting a live service game not to remove content +You're retarded for playing these live service games. +--- 634710596 +>>634707035 +>there was something that they didn't want to deal with +Thank god Destinydrones are so understanding that they completely accept the game being swiped from them like this. +--- 634710672 +>>634706959 +This is the real reason vidya is the most profitable industry. Not because games are better than other media but because normalfag gamers are fucktards with drastically lower standards than the people who watch Marvel's shows on Disney+. +--- 634710728 +>>634705995 (OP) +How is this new? Didn't Cataclysm delete 1/2 of WoW? +--- 634710779 +>>634706496 +>WoW can do it so can they. +Vanilla WoW was legally unavailable for 10 years, after Cataclysm. +--- 634711115 +>>634708134 +If anything we should be applauding bungie for creating the perfect fomo hellscape to fuck with normalfags. +--- 634711480 +>>634705995 (OP) +snoygger faggots will defend this +--- 634711801 +Who cares, it's not like they're just removing it. It's more like shuffling content around, some of it gets moved out and new content replaces it. You guys are making a mountain out of a molehill like you always do. +--- 634713083 +>>634711801 +i think the main issues are taking gear away from paying customers that they grinded for untold to get, and... well the game is basically unplayable for a new player. I tried it recently and it's just garbage. the game is garbage anyway but it's pretty insulting. +--- 634713489 +>>634713083 +>the game is basically unplayable for a new player. + +It's the corpse of a 5+ year old game that hasn't been in the mainstream since launch, what did you expect the new player experience to be like? +--- 634713784 +>>634706862 +>I accept the content initial content deletion +>not completely brainrotted +You are right, you don't have brainrot, there is a void inside your head. +--- 634714629 +>>634706148 +So this is what $500 million in marketing can get away with. +--- 634714693 +>>634706148 +this is why I don't trust Sony +--- 634714871 +>>634707993 +I can't wait for the AI version of that .gif to make him experience a slow dreadful horror instead. diff --git a/v/634706639.txt b/v/634706639.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..95205e62f3279e43ffa0da2df16784e3c41f40ff --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634706639.txt @@ -0,0 +1,129 @@ +----- +--- 634706639 +you don't need anything more than this and sdl +--- 634707675 +>>634706639 (OP) +developing anything in C is already cancer in itself, but a fucking videogame? you gotta be real fucking dumb to do that. gamemaker studio is a tool that is truly an "all in one", and should be all you need if your only objective is making a simple game. +--- 634708431 +>>634706639 (OP) +>++ +you dropped this, champ +--- 634708483 +>>634708431 +># +you dropped this, champ +--- 634708547 +>>634708431 +>ython +you dropped this, champ. +--- 634708585 +>>634708483 +>jeetsoft's java +>videogames +just use python at this point, at least it has actual gamedev libraries +--- 634708873 +>>634706639 (OP) +>you don't need anything more +absolutely true, except the current state of tools mean you'll have to spend 3-5 years writing the engine + tools to be comparable to state of the art before you can actually start making the game +this is why everyone switched to unreal and unity, even though they're both slower than raw c/c++ + +if it were up to me though, I'd stick with raw c +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tInaI3pU19Y [Embed] +--- 634709329 +>>634706639 (OP) +Need friends +You can't get friends on /v/ +I wish I had more e-friends. +>>>/reddit/ +--- 634709374 +>>634709329 +You can solodev, especially if you're a NEET with no friends. +--- 634709461 +>>634706639 (OP) +>Hey, ChatGPT! Write me code for a platformer game in the C language. +Don't even need that anymore. +--- 634709558 +>>634706639 (OP) +>NOOO you have to make generic garbage using <thisgenericgameengine> and pay royalties!!! +If you want to make generic platformer slop, sure, use a game engine. Anything else would be overkill. +--- 634710175 +>>634709374 +lmao and you'll never ship because there's just too much work unless you're making something simple like pong +--- 634710467 +>>634707675 +well if you use something like raylib it can help drastically +--- 634711283 +>>634709558 +what did he mean by this? +--- 634711421 +>>634710175 +zoomer please +>what is dwarf fortress +>what is dominions and CoE +>what is touhou +--- 634713690 +>>634711421 +>what is +simple games with a small scope that can be done by one guy, even if he takes on the task of building the engine himself + +you're not making anything like mario 64 on your own +--- 634713942 +>>634708547 +I like Python but making a game more complex that tic-tac-toe or snake with it is probably a bad idea. +--- 634714108 +>>634708431 +Based. On another note, where do you even start with game dev? +--- 634714185 +>>634713690 +>simple games with a small scope +>dwarf fortress +okay retard +--- 634714315 +>>634706639 (OP) +sdl isn't hardware accelerated unless you also use OpenGL calls, so you will also need whatever version of it you are targeting +--- 634714418 +>>634708547 +cython is truly the worst of both worlds +--- 634714436 +>>634713942 +PyGame is a python wrapper for C calls +basically using python as a scripting language +--- 634714468 +>>634708585 +>python +>more video games than c# +you got me good champ +--- 634714660 +>>634714108 +not that anon +but make something in unity or another engine +if u really want to make ur own then there is a lot to learn + +sdl is a great place to start, just follow their tutorials to make a really basic 2d game +then id say convert it to c++ and implement complex data structures +then follow the OpenGL tutorials and unless u already have extensive programming experience this is where u will stop, because u need to learn to write OpenGL and writing code for GPUs +after u do that go find an audio library u like and learn that + +then u can start building ur game +--- 634714778 +>>634708431 +this +>>634708483 +cringe +--- 634715610 +>>634711283 +If you want to make a game engine, write a game engine +If you want to make a game, use a game engine +If you want to sell a visual novel "game" and sell it to furries and generate millions of $$ through Patreon, you dont need to write an engine from scratch with C/C++ you can just use whatever the fuck is already made like Renpy +If you want to make a game that requires a more robust engine than you think a <generic game engine> can handle, make your own game engine + +Making your own game engine will let you create more complex shit without the performance suffering, unless youre just bad at making game engines. + +Escape from Tarkov comes to mind as a great example, cool idea, horrible choice of engine. It should have been custom made, or big parts of it should have. +Nobody fucking makes an MMO FPS shooter with lots of moving parts in fucking Unity because it is not made for that. +The game is supposed to have 100's of NPCs roaming around, but it can barely handle 20. + +Did that clear it up for you? +--- 634715664 +>>634706639 (OP) +lets see your game then diff --git a/v/634706810.txt b/v/634706810.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f6340e2c57c55fd27076031c9cc7b63363339448 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634706810.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634706810 +CoD-bros we eating good +--- 634709779 +>buy 70$ game +>buy 20$ battlepass +>buy second 30$ premium battlepass, now with black/gold skins +>buy second game which will be a glorified dlc for other 70$ +oh nonono +--- 634709932 +Please don't eat video games you won't have them anymore if you do +--- 634710551 +>>634706810 (OP) +Unironically I want infinite warfare 2 +--- 634710797 +i only play Treyarch developed CoD, fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me three times, can't get fooled again! +--- 634710906 +>>634706810 (OP) +hocu kuci +--- 634713618 +>call of goyslop +--- 634713725 +>>634713618 +so creative xD diff --git a/v/634707058.txt b/v/634707058.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..845c80943b50d5cb824314412d728f0127381ee6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707058.txt @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +----- +--- 634707058 +At what point did the series become shit? +--- 634707353 +when chain of memories released +--- 634707435 +>>634707353 +This, COM did so much damage to the series +--- 634708310 +BBS +--- 634710762 +>>634707058 (OP) +birth by sleep +no idea why retards here defend that game so hard +--- 634711807 +>>634710762 +>>634708310 +This. +--- 634712262 +I'm still following this wild ride +--- 634712347 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpVRw4WDnw [Embed] +--- 634712370 +>>634707058 (OP) +When you lost your heart. +--- 634712654 +>>634707058 (OP) +Game 1, first loading screen. + +>Always has been +--- 634713781 +>>634707058 (OP) +osaka floaty combat fuckery +--- 634713871 +>>634707058 (OP) +i fucking love kingdom hearts (i've only played ddd) +--- 634713921 +>>634707058 (OP) +Trick question. It never did, you just can't cope with being a retard. +--- 634714089 +>>634712347 +>how about we talk about those pancakes you call worlds +--- 634714112 +The spin offs did the most damage. +>but you can play them all now in 1 console! +The spin offs did the most damage. +--- 634714364 +I didn't play many of the spin-offs, but 3 completely ruined the series for me. I no longer have any interest in what they put out. +--- 634714835 +>>634712347 +>Jesus christ can we agree dream drop is trash +>Its a piece of a shit, i never liked it +excellent end desu +--- 634715212 +>>634707058 (OP) +It was always shit, it just became even more shit after 2 +--- 634715239 +>>634713871 +You don't even know what kh is if you only played DDD +--- 634715301 +>>634708310 +>>634710762 +/thread and obligatory https://youtu.be/UoWyRIH4GpY [Embed] diff --git a/v/634707448.txt b/v/634707448.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aeab63cfe705749c0de6334d4b36cabfe984f1b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707448.txt @@ -0,0 +1,352 @@ +----- +--- 634707523 +>itation is def +--- 634707582 +Glock Saint Isshin is to this day my favorite FROM boss. +--- 634708597 +>>634707448 (OP) +Best FromSoft game to this date +--- 634708621 +>>634708597 +this +--- 634708639 +>>634708597 +based +redpilled +fpbp +kino +/thread +--- 634708646 +Clangkino +--- 634708690 +>>634707448 (OP) +Fucking boring. +Team Ninja games are way better. +--- 634708724 +>>634707448 (OP) +>Tenchu except instead of a wide range of tools you only have parry +Meh. Overrated as fuck. +--- 634708810 +>>634708724 +>>634708690 +>t. Didn't plqy Sekiro +--- 634708902 +>>634708597 +Preach. +--- 634708947 +>>634708810 +>parry +>parry +>parry +>parry +>parry +>mikiru counter +>parry +>parry +>parry +>parry +>death blow +>parry +>parry +>parry +>parry + +>parry +>prosthetic arm shit +>parry +>parry +>parry +>death blow +>??? +>rinse and repeat +Your game is braindead slop and holds no challenge unless you are a rhythmlet. It's basically simon says the game. +--- 634709193 +>>634708947 +Nioh is a dogshit game compared to Sekiro. They copied fromsoft so hard its embarassing. +--- 634709250 +>>634708947 +Ok, grandma, looks like you play games the way ghey tell you, and might not even know sbout the bosses you can't do that to. I wouldn't be surprised if you thiught BotW was boring cuz you went straight to the castle and died instantly +--- 634709334 +>>634709193 +>they copied fromsoft +But they didn't. Gameplay and enemy design is completely different. I'm sorry you got filtered. +--- 634709424 +>>634709250 +BotW is boring. All you do is complete shitty repetitive minigames. The only thing that game has going for it is its physics engine but the fun of that wears off 15 hours in or so. +--- 634709517 +>>634707448 (OP) +I personally don’t like it so much but i can understand the appeal and appreciate it as an objectively good game. +I beat way of tomoe and lost interest. +--- 634709647 +Got bored and dropped it after the armored fella. Genichiro was fun tho, one of From's best fights. +--- 634709719 +>>634709647 +If you liked Genichiro, SS Isshin is like him but on steroids. +--- 634709724 +Top 10 game ever made. Wish we got DLC to expand on siding with daddy route but still. No other game shows you so well that you actually got gud, and that realization is special. +--- 634709750 +>babby's 1st rhythm game +--- 634709890 +>>634709719 +Yeah, I heard a lot of good about Isshin but I didn't have it in me to slog through the rest of the game. Maybe I'll give it another go in the future, who knows. +--- 634709960 +>634709424 +>634709750 +You're not even trying to come up with your own shit, you're just seething mad att his point. Maybe the game filtered you hard, and your way to cope is to shit on it cuz you got pwned hard +--- 634710016 +>>634707448 (OP) +Tenchu wannabe with trademark limp FromSoft combat. I played it, finished it, but would rate it at most an OK out of 10. There's basically no incentive to keep playing once you figure out the gimmick, else than seeing the story to the end. + +At least the Souls games have the benefit of appealing to lootfags and build builders. Sekiro is a one trick pony, and it's a tiny, weak, Japanese kind of pony. +--- 634710024 +>>634708597 +truth +--- 634710041 +>>634709724 +>fighting the japanese ministry, all alone and pumped up +That would've been so damn cool. I had an idea for a sequel where you have to kill Okami, kind of like a Drskengard-NieR thing, where a new story comes from the bad ending +--- 634710070 +>>634708597 +And isn't that fucking embarrassing? +--- 634710091 +I have completed NG2+ charmless and with demon bell. + +Now that my qualifications are settled. Give me an easy mode so that I can play through at a relaxed pace and enjoy the story. +--- 634710146 +>>634710091 +>implying sekiro is hard +--- 634710160 +>>634709334 +>stamina management +>corpse running +>souls to level up +>same stats +>enemies get posture broken +>burst counter = mirikiri counter +>"door does not open from this side" +>kick down ladder +>anima = magic +>obtain gestures from npcs +>same gesture menu +>items are shiny white things +>yokai realm = boss fog door but totally heckin different! +>yokai abilities are just spells but shittier +>yokai form = devil trigger (stole from a different dev this time lmao) +And the one that makes you trannies seethe the most +>ki pulsing turns it into a rhythm game but requires no skill +--- 634710390 +>>634707448 (OP) +Definitely was the most fun I’ve had in a from soft game. It actually felt like there was some cohesive narrative behind it, so maybe that’s why +--- 634710395 +>>634710160 +>>stamina management +Monster Hunter +>corpse running +Diablo +>souls to level up +You can't seriously be >implying FromSoft invented exp systems +>enemies get posture broken +What, like in every post-Arkham action combat game ever? + +I'll give you the world design decisions, but for fuck's sake, Dark Souls didn't invent everything. I don't even like Nioh, I thought it was dogshit because of the elements it did borrow from Souls, but you're just a Fromsucker. +--- 634710507 +>>634710395 +>implying FromSoft invented exp systems +They probably weren't the very first to do it, but FROM games were the first instance and definitely popularized using your XP as both a currency and a level-up resource that you lose if you die enough times +--- 634710584 +>>634710395 +>didnt like nioh or dark souls +>yet keeps posting in these threads +Lol ok then. See you next thread +--- 634710618 +>>634710160 +>fromshit invented all this crap +Is Dark Souls your first game or something? +--- 634710625 +>>634710584 +Are YOU in the right thread? This is a Sekiro thread, which I did like. Possibly because it wasn't Dark Souls. +--- 634710718 +>>634710395 +>>souls to level up +>You can't seriously be >implying FromSoft invented exp systems + +From basically invented (or if not popularized, I can't exclude some other game I don't know used it before) the specific iteration of xp system that nowadays gets used everywhere +>Single currency for XP and items +>If you die you lose what you haven't spent and have to get it back from where you died +>Getting killed again make you lose it +>XP is basically currency to buy you stat increases instead of having you level up +--- 634710829 +>>634710718 +>>634710507 +Off the top of my head, Dynasty Warriors and DMC to a lesser degree have a system where you use currency gained from enemies (exp) to develop your character. Hell, some Dynasty Warriors games even let you level up individual stats, like you would do later in Dark Souls. + +Sure, there's no exp drop mechanic in those games, but that's because that element was nicked straight the fuck from Diablo. +--- 634710931 +>>634710718 +Wat, corpse running has been a thing in MMOs since forever + +Even Diablo 2 had this concept +--- 634710940 +>>634710070 +>Have a perfect game elbe the best of it's studio? +How would that be embarrassing? +--- 634710985 +>>634710940 +Because Sekiro is middling to OK. If that's their best game, what does that say about the rest of their portfolio? +--- 634711012 +>>634710931 +You only run to collect your gear, not the exp, You always retain the latter +--- 634711050 +>>634707448 (OP) +A masterpiece. Shits all over Elden tranny. +--- 634711103 +>>634711012 +--- 634711113 +>>634711012 +>You always retain the latter +No, you don't. You lose exp if you don't collect your corpse. Not all of it, but you do in fact lose more and more with each failed attempt at retrieving your body. + +From just simplified the idea to its barest concept to reduce the math. +--- 634711196 +>>634711103 +>>634711113 +Wait, is that for all difficulties? I legit don't remember losing any exp but it has been long since I played D2. +--- 634711201 +>>634710829 +Well, yes, the individual elements all existed before separately, but again, you can't deny that once From popularized that specific combination then it got repeated that specific way everywhere +--- 634711323 +>>634711201 +I don't know, man. I've been playing Diablo 2 forever, so I can't dissociate that mechanic from the game it originates from (as far as I know). I understand it's the same for you and Dark Souls, but Diablo 2 clearly predates that one. And besides, +>everywhere +This is patently false, outside of explicit Souls clones. +--- 634711342 +I personally think Sekiro looks like shit visually, especially when compared to the Nioh games. The guy in OP's picture for example. Goofy looking tall dude in a casual robe instead of full samurai armor. With just the helmet it looks stupid as fuck. Its not intimidating. Its not unique. It looks like you ran into him while he was preparing. +--- 634711485 +>>634710618 +Didnt say they invented it. But if you had more than 2 braincells together you would know that nioh is a souls clone. All the other features and systems don't change that and neither will the cope in the replies +--- 634711537 +It's better than any dark souls game because the combat isn't shit +--- 634711562 +>>634708947 +Dark souls gameplay +>roll +>roll +>roll +>roll +>attack +>roll +>roll +>roll +>roll +>attack + +Nioh gameplay: +>dodge +>dodge +>attack +>ki pulse +>dodge +>dodge +>attack +>ki pulse +--- 634711573 +Great game but it looks like a warm up in retrospect when compared to Elden Ring. +--- 634711617 +>>634710625 +Reread the posts retard. And no pretending to be a retard doesn't prevent you from being a retard. +--- 634711650 +>>634709193 +>Nioh +Living rent free inside the minds of FROMtards +--- 634711709 +>>634711342 +To be fair he just crawled out of his grandson's corpse after being quite literally dead. +--- 634711784 +>>634707448 (OP) +game is great (probs go BB>DaS>ER=Sek>DaS2) +when it first came out i got up to Owl (father) and fought him once or twice and just dropped the game for unknown reasons +picked it back up two weeks ago and finished it and holy shit demon of hatred and isshin are EZPZ i cant believe the amount of whining i heard about them over the years +some people legit say sword saint is comfortably the hardest fromsoft boss - categorically false +--- 634711803 +>>634711323 +>I understand it's the same for you and Dark Souls, but Diablo 2 clearly predates that one. And besides, +I literally never played Dark Souls. But I still noticed that specific iteration of corpse running popping up a lot more after it + +>This is patently false, outside of explicit Souls clones +I mean yes, if you consider every game that imitates that kind of mechanics a souls clone I guess you can say that From popularized souls clones then. It's still the same thing, From popularized a specific combination of mechanics that got imitated by a lot of games after it. +--- 634711878 +>>634711562 +Nioh niggers think ki pulsing and stance switching makes the combat SOOO deep like it not a shameless souls clone with ugly level and enemy design +--- 634711986 +>>634708947 +>>634711650 +>posted in a sekiro thread +Living rent free in the minds of niohfags +--- 634712127 +>>634711650 +Are you saying fromsoft doesn't live rent free inside team ninja tards heads? +No seriously is this your first thread here? +--- 634712268 +>>634711878 +Yeah the entire game is just random ideas thrown together without thought. + +I still enjoy Nioh but that doesn't mean I don't have problems with it. Having so many different systems just for the sake of complexity doesn't make the game any better/deeper, it's just unnecessary bloat. +--- 634712403 +>>634710985 +It's not, though. You're just a contrarian retard. +--- 634712448 +>>634712403 +>You're just a contrarian retard. +If that's so, why am I a Monster Hunter addict? +--- 634712734 +>>634712448 +Because you're also a regular retard +--- 634712898 +>>634712268 +>>634712268 +I like it too but people pretending its not DS2 tier are delusional. My least favorite part is basing single weapon types primarily around 1 or 2 stats. I don't want to be hard-locked into using a spear or an odachi the whole game for levelling strength and constitution. +Shit on elden ring all you want but an int build, faith build, or an arcane build has more weapon and spell variety. +--- 634712919 +>>634712448 +>Monster Hunter addict +Found the reason you're a sperg +--- 634713461 +>>634712734 +Oh dear, Fromdrone got offended. What's wrong? Got filtered by Yian Kut-Ku? Why don't you, to quote a classic, "git gud"? +--- 634713547 +Is it really mostly just a boss rush game? Because bosses are my least favorite part about these games +--- 634714064 +>>634713547 +No, but there's an unlockable boss rush more, also, this game has some great bosses +--- 634714463 +>>634713547 +No, but bosses and mini-bosses are the best aspect of the game by far. The rest is just navigating levels and dealing with From's braindead AI. +--- 634715145 +>>634714064 +>>634714463 +At some point I just really stopped liking bosses at all, I like the part where you explore the levels, then suddenly you're forced into a room with some enemy with bloated HP cockblocking you from exploring more +--- 634715259 +>>634713547 +No, there is plenty of exploration for item boosts, prosthetics etc, but bosses are the best thing about the game. It's the most fluid game from FROM in terms of controls so ninja grappling hook sections are actually fun. +--- 634715397 +>>634715145 +>muh exploration +Lol just play BOTW again bro +--- 634715443 +>>634715145 +That's also a think in Sekiro: you don't really need to drain the boss' health to 0, you just need to lower their "posture" +--- 634715474 +>>634715397 +I haven't played it yet + +>muh fighting +Just play Street Fighter +--- 634715498 +>>634708947 +Sounds like the most intense shit anon. Do you need more dramatic exposition? Magic attacks? A loli in scant clothing shouting "onii-chan"? +--- 634715604 +>>634713461 +Solid seethe there champ, keep it up! +--- 634715660 +>>634708597 +Tpbp diff --git a/v/634707543.txt b/v/634707543.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2d56b73ee255de58006dba6d571357b143652cc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707543.txt @@ -0,0 +1,671 @@ +----- +--- 634707543 +You are going to buy it right? +--- 634707756 +Yeah. Don't know if I should get a standard copy or the collector's edition (I'm a collector) +--- 634707837 +The least ambitious Final Fantasy. Yoshit Piss failed to deliver a kino jrpg claiming that jrpg is derogatory term, only for him to deliver a goyslop Devil May Cry ripoff which was "inspired" by popular overrated crap like Game of Thrones and Attack on Titan... imagine being a FFfan right now... +--- 634707959 +>>634707543 (OP) +>>634707756 +I'm just getting the Deluxe. The collector's is a bit much considering the quality of the trinkets included. +--- 634707975 +Will Typhon be the final boss in the game? +Seems like a final boss arena. +--- 634708018 +Yes. +I also ordered the Deluxe to actually open and play. This stays sealed. +--- 634708126 +Romantic, intimate sex with Jill. +--- 634708150 +>>634707543 (OP) +I don't have a ps5 +--- 634708162 +After FFXV you would have to be a dummy to buy this at launch. +--- 634708260 +>>634708162 +XV was made by Nomura's piteous D-team (D being generous) while XVI is made by CBU3 and with a long pre-production phase. It's guaranteed to be kino and far better than XV, screencap this post. +--- 634708275 +>>634707959 +eh excuse me, but why not the collector? You know you will never be liked by Square Enix if you don't get the collector right? if you want to be special you must go the extra mile and spend special, pay your tribute troglodyte +--- 634708298 +>>634707975 +Not a chance. There's a bunch of them and you can see Ramuh's staff impaling one of them while Cid dies halfway the game. +https://youtu.be/GPpeKX1PDIo?t=768 [Embed] +--- 634708316 +>>634707543 (OP) +Already have. Preordered my physical copy, I can barely wait for release day. Would be getting deluxe if I didn't also need to buy a bunch of other games over these few months. +--- 634708374 +>>634708126 +How long is her big futa cock? +--- 634708448 +>>634707959 +Are you saying the trinkets aren't that good quality? I like the statue and the blood weapon and other stuff but could care less about the pins. Missed the opportunity to include a Torgal plushie or figure of some sort. + + I agree on the price it's a bit much. +--- 634708454 +>>634708298 +Fuck, eikons are big. +--- 634708492 +>>634708260 +CBU3 has 0 Experience making a mainline FF. All they know is some shitty MMO that isn't cinematic at all. It looks soulless, When you see a Nomura game, you know it's a Nomura game with over-the-top animation and flips and setpieces it has style and soul. This looks like a gacha beat em up that copied Genshin +--- 634708605 +>>634708492 +XV wasn't a Nomura game though, it would at least have been interesting if it had been. It was a Tabata game, hence it fucking sucking. +--- 634708651 +>>634708448 +The statue and pins just don't look very good. I would have been tempted if only the steelbox/cloth was the Amano art and not the fucking cardboard box. I love me some Amano art. +--- 634708670 +>>634708605 +It is better than anything nomura or yoshitpiss have ever done +--- 634708721 +>>634708605 +FF7R was the last mainline FF, and it was full of Nomuraisms. +--- 634708994 +>>634708492 +>with over-the-top animation and flips and setpieces +So, FFXVI is a Nomura game? +--- 634708995 +>>634708492 +XV was missing half the story because they ran out of budget, it's the epitome of soulless. +--- 634709121 +>>634708651 +I'm sick of collector's editions having shitty 'digital mini' soundtracks/artbooks instead of the physical full versions included. +--- 634709151 +>>634708995 +A serious question though: why is FF VIII forgiven for this and FF XV not? +Is it just the background knowledge that Versus XIII/XV took 10 years to see daylight while FF VIII was developed in less than two years? +--- 634709446 +>>634709151 +>FF VIII forgiven for this +Is it? I thought it sucked. +--- 634709493 +>>634707543 (OP) +Yeah. I still wish they did something closer to 7R's combat rather than DMC, though. +--- 634709497 +Yes I wanna play as JRPG Jon Snow +--- 634709537 +>>634707543 (OP) +No. +Noxious nature of fanboys also will make any positive reviews very suspect upon release. If I ever play it, it will be pirated. +--- 634709675 +>>634709446 +It's definitely one of the more divisive entries in the series but it never gets shit on the same amount as FFXV even though it has very similar problems with the majority of the second half of the game falling to toe cutting room floor. +--- 634709694 +>>634708018 +SE has certainly trained at least this anon well. Disgusting. +--- 634709756 +>>634709151 +It's not completely though, is it? It also just had more of that PS-era Square soft soul in it from the time than XV +--- 634709765 +>>634709151 +I don't know what the common criticisms of XV are on this board or wherever else. +But if you can't immediately see the difference between XV and VIII, then you are senseless. +It's this simple due to the gaping chasm between the two. +--- 634710023 +>>634709787 +It's weird we've seen absolutely no sign of her past the early game footage, even though we know we know she survives and stays important. +They seem to be spoiling so much in all the new footage but I think in the big picture we've seen peanuts. +--- 634710102 +>>634709787 +>perfect design ruined by yellow nail polish +fucking WHY +--- 634710139 +>>634707543 (OP) +If it's turned based sure +--- 634710183 +I want Garuda to swallow me whole so I can crawl out of her pussy or ass. +--- 634710216 +>mfw Demo in June +--- 634710220 +>>634710139 +they want to actually make money, so it's not +--- 634710261 +>>634707543 (OP) +i've already pre-ordered that standard version +no idea why people are buying deluxe editions +afaik it doesn't come with anything that amazing +--- 634710331 +ofc +--- 634710341 +>>634708721 +7R isn't mainline. Its a Compilation spin-off. +--- 634710385 +>>634710216 +Still so long. As least let me fast forward to May 12 so I have something to keep me occupied for the remaining wait. I wonder if I can muscle through a replay of FF1-6 in 3 weeks. +--- 634710429 +>>634707543 (OP) +Hell no +--- 634710502 +>>634707543 (OP) +I want this game so bad. It is literally the only game (other than Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth) that I am excited about, but I don't want to buy a Snoy Gaystation 5. Sony's entire first party library is just pozzed trash that I have absolutely no interest in playing. FF XVI won't be on PC for at least another one to two years after release either. + +The dilemma is real. +--- 634710624 +>>634710502 +>buying a shitty console for one game +I can't imagine a bigger waste of money, especially when it's 100% coming to pc +--- 634710716 +>>634707543 (OP) +I'm buying this game because it really seems like it's a game made for people who hate JRPG and trannime weeb garbage, like me. +The last time I played a FF game it was back in the day on my PS1. +Also the epic fights against huge monsters remind me of Asura's Wrath. +--- 634710767 +>>634710502 +the console is decent if you never owned a PS4 +it's utterly useless if you have owned one though +--- 634710776 +>>634707837 +this. nobody is interested in zoomer japslop that plays on its own by pressing 2 buttons for 300 combos and total visual diarrhea for 10% of a monster's hp +dead on arrival +--- 634710815 +>>634710502 +Fundamentally there's very little difference between Snoyslop and XVI. Play God of War +--- 634710982 +>>634710023 +They probably don't want to spoil her joining Clive after her boss battle or she just gets killed off really early lmao +--- 634710992 +Yep, can't fucking wait. You homos will bitch and cry and vomit about it for months when it comes out but the non-retarded part of the fan base will most likely enjoy the fuck out of it. +--- 634711041 +>>634710992 +>the most sane XVI (unreleased game) fanboy +--- 634711085 +>>634710982 +If she dies it's probably late game and what sends Hugo over the edge after he falls in love with her. +--- 634711294 +>>634710502 +I feel similarly. I don't want to buy a PS5 JUST for this game, and have had no need to buy one since nearly every worthwhile game has come out on both 4 & 5 +--- 634711345 +>>634711294 +Simply play God of War. +--- 634711354 +>>634707543 (OP) +No it looks bad +--- 634711360 +>>634711085 +It's Cid that's her main love interest. +--- 634711404 +>>634707543 (OP) +Why would I play let alone buy a final fantasy game past XII? +--- 634711412 +>>634711345 +>goy of slop +--- 634711468 +>>634711294 +>since nearly every worthwhile game has come out on both 4 & 5 + +That's finally coming to the tipping point now. This new gen has been marred by covid and supply problems, and publishers have stuck closely to cross-gen titles. But titles like Jedi:Survivor, FF XVI, FFVII Rebirth ditching crossgen is going to make a lot of people upgrade. It's going to be fun to watch people's reactions to what Hogwarts Legacy will look/run like on PS4 next month (or Switch this summer, kek). +--- 634711521 +>>634711404 +>Why would I play let alone buy a final fantasy game past XII? +--- 634711535 +>>634711412 +? You are excited for Final Fantasy. Not very different. +--- 634711560 +>>634711521 +Not a very encouraging list +--- 634711585 +maybe +--- 634711591 +>>634710815 +>Play God of War +>>634711345 +>play God of War +>>634711412 +--- 634711642 +>>634711521 +Good record but it's still nu-square enix, I don't have much hope +--- 634711703 +>>634707543 (OP) +I am gonna be renting a PS5 just to play this. fuck sony garbage ass fucking company +--- 634711729 +>>634711591 +Genuinely one of the better PS5 games. Not sure why you think FF XVI is much different. FF is usually very progressive too. +--- 634711770 +>>634711468 +None of those games are worth upgrading for +Honestly I might just skip the ps5 if Sony is never going to get serious about getting some worthwhile exclusives +--- 634712021 +>>634708994 +>FFXVI has Nomura influences including animations, a princely revenge plot and FUCKING SHOTLOCKS +Tokyo Team is BACK +--- 634712062 +>>634711560 +lmao shut the fuck up + +>>634711642 +great then fuck off then +--- 634712092 +>>634712021 +tokyo team did not make shotlocks you retarded secondary. +--- 634712148 +>>634712021 +>XVI is influenced by Versus and Nomura game combat +So did Stellafag ever give his/her thoughts on the game? If he/she likes it should I stay away from 16? +--- 634712150 +>>634710624 +sure, waiting a year to play story focused game is a good idea, you totally won’t encounter some huge spoilers +--- 634712187 +>>634711521 +Based on this list I'm having a hard time seeing how anons are dismissing God of War out of hand. As far as I know, XIV is a very progressive game too. I know a lot of gay friends play it. General theme of fighting racism. +--- 634712286 +>>634712148 +Stellafag is a dude. If you like Ivalice and Matsuno as much as she does you're probably going to like 16. I don't know why people are saying it's similar to KH or Versus, Nomura isn't even working on the game. +--- 634712386 +>>634707543 (OP) +If it release on PC at some point, maybe I will if it's good. +--- 634712398 +>>634712286 +Yoshida brought on members of the kh osaka team to help make the game. Eikon battles (the gummiship like phoenix portion) and shotlocks being in the game are just a few examples of their influence. +--- 634712421 +>>634712286 +>>634712148 +Who is Stellafag? +--- 634712458 +>>634712421 +an avatarfag +--- 634712478 +>>634712286 +>dude +>she +Damn I wish I fixed that. +>>634712421 +Lurk more +--- 634712514 +haven't been this hyped for a game since DMC5. looks very good from what's been shown +--- 634712570 +>developed by talented MMO devs +>impressive graphics +>inspired character designs +>incredibly ambitious +Is FF back? +--- 634712609 +>>634712570 +>impressive graphics +lol +>inspired character designs +lmao even +--- 634712614 +>>634712570 +After the fiasco that was your picrel someone should post the writeups hell yes FF is back brother +--- 634712618 +when will Tsuki Wo Miteita - Moongazing be released? +--- 634712707 +>FF16 is the jester, FF15 is the king. + +Yoshitpiss is a hack, ff16 is DOA. +--- 634712716 +>>634712614 +>writeup +Is this what you're talking abou t anon? +--- 634712750 +>>634712707 +looking forward to seeing your meltdown when xvi shits on xv both critically and commercially +--- 634712758 +time for the daily spam. +--- 634712793 +No. Main character looks like a fat soi. +--- 634712807 +>>634712758 +>>634712716 +Yes, how many times has this chart been posted? +--- 634712838 +>>634712750 +Cope ff14 tranny, YWNBAW! +--- 634712839 +16 must have done something right if it's made all these kids nervous.....stay in school kiddos! +--- 634712909 +>>634712398 +>>634712092 +>>634712021 +>Tokyo Team +>Osaka Team +So not all Square devs are in Tokyo? +--- 634712924 +>>634712716 +Wrong. Also kill yourself. +--- 634712938 +>>634712091 +barnabas is going to filter so many shitters +--- 634713061 +>>634712458 +Damn tell me more +--- 634713082 +>clivekun stop drinking out of the faucet!!!! +--- 634713123 +>>634712091 +>>634712938 +What station is this? Yoshi-P..... +--- 634713148 +>>634710502 +Buy a PS5 +--- 634713183 +>>634707543 (OP) +No Uematsu no buy. +--- 634713210 +>>634712938 +The fight looks like it's taking cues from Angelo Credo so yeah definitely. +>Why does he block my attacks I can't do damage REEEEEEE +--- 634713251 +>>634707543 (OP) +i dont have a ps5 so im just waiting for the pc port +--- 634713273 +>>634713148 +Nikocado Avocado's newest game is not my thing, sorry. +--- 634713332 +>>634712938 +Yeah just look how much damage he's doing to Clive. Souls tier +--- 634713420 +I-Frame dodge seems really bad but necessary for other game design reasons, game might be rotten from the ground up +--- 634713428 +>>634713332 +Fromsoftware games are pretty much the only ones where trailers show player characters fucking up and dying. +--- 634713456 +>>634713123 +>Station +? +--- 634713459 +>>634712716 +>the XV and forspoken shovelware originated from crisis core devs +--- 634713472 +Where are the leaks? +--- 634713497 +>>634707543 (OP) +>square used to be loved in the way fromsoft is today +where did it all go so wrong? +--- 634713553 +>>634707543 (OP) +Already preordered physical deluxe edition. +--- 634713560 +>>634713472 +--- 634713565 +Nothing about this game looks good, it's being marketed by the same retards that tried to viral market flopspoken +--- 634713617 +>>634707543 (OP) +On PC, sure. Whenever if ever. Buying a PS5 along with it just seems like a huge waste of money. +--- 634713621 +>>634712938 +is he? +he moves pretty slow honestly +--- 634713653 +>>634713560 +I mean copies in the wild, I don't care about some random headcanon +--- 634713668 +>>634707543 (OP) +When it comes on pc. I still don't trust square enix after 14's and 15's launches. +>>634708454 +Not a fan of typhon's redesign. Looks like the upper body of darksider 2's death. +>>634712091 +One day I will dual barnabas. One day. The game is going to have new game plus, right? +--- 634713758 +>>634713497 +Turned into a GaaS company. +--- 634713794 +>>634713497 +Sakaguchi's movie vanity project and massive money wasting in Hawaii + the Enix emrger meant the company fell into the control of corporattion hopper CFO's rather than people who understand videogames. At the same time Sakaguchi's departure meant Peter Principle went into full effect and competent people were promoted to positions they were no longer competent in. On top of all that, Gen 7 challenged the limit of what Japanese programmers were capable of (at least at the time), and basically everything got mired into development hells because engine development went to shit. +--- 634713809 +>>634707543 (OP) +Maybe when it's timed exclusivity runs out and it's on other platforms. I'm not going to buy a PS5 for one game I'm mildly interested in, especially when it's timed. +--- 634713849 +>>634707543 (OP) +I got a PS5 since my PS4 died, but even then it is collecting dust. +I'll get the game, but chances are I'll double dip once it hits PC and bury the PS5. +--- 634713858 +>>634713653 +>random headcanon +look at the date of the thread +--- 634713869 +>>634713653 +Confirmed 3 times by now. +Forspoken didn't get a copy leak until 5 days before launch. I got mine 4 days before launch. +--- 634713896 +>Main Characters waifu is used goods +What the fuck happened to Japan? +--- 634713916 +>>634707543 (OP) +yeah +--- 634713924 +>>634713668 +Yep theres new game plus with a special hard mode +--- 634713941 +>>634713668 +>Not a fan of typhon's redesign. Looks like the upper body of darksider 2's death. + +They more or less went with a design based on actual mythology this time. +--- 634714004 +For pc yeah +--- 634714038 +yeah mate I'm getting the standard edition +pre-order bosuns items are always garbage the trivializes the game anyway +--- 634714053 +>>634713896 +>implying the Iron Kingdomers would have even considered touching an unclean Dominant sullied with aether. +--- 634714098 +>>634713668 +New Game+ +Stage Replay (with current levels and gear) +Arcade Mode (Stage Replay with locked levels, gear and limited item usage; Essentially Score Attack/DMC mode) +--- 634714114 +>>634713941 +kek +--- 634714159 +>>634712091 +>>634712938 +Barnabas i going to be my favorite villain of ffxvi. +>inb4 he will make Clive job so hard then he fucked up Clive badly against him. +--- 634714182 +>>634714038 +hope you preordered online anon +--- 634714217 +>>634712938 +I wonder if he or Hugo is gonna be our Vergil. +--- 634714269 +>>634714217 +What if this game's Vergil is Jill? +>damn that sounds familiar +--- 634714312 +>>634714269 +it reminds you of your fanfiction? +--- 634714327 +>>634712938 +--- 634714330 +>>634714269 +Jill kills Clive, leaker did confirm. +--- 634714337 +>>634713924 +>>634714098 +Neat +>>634714038 +Damn, that's a lot of money +>>634713941 +I just prefer it's ff6 design. +--- 634714350 +>634713553 +>another one +--- 634714351 +>>634714217 +Dion is +--- 634714361 +>>634714269 +She's for sure the opposite of Clive designwise but she doesn't really seem like a rival character with recurring fights. +--- 634714362 +I'll wait for PC version so I can see modded outfits on Benedikta and Jill +--- 634714405 +>>634708721 +Yes, and it was fucking kino, just like XVI is. Together, Yoshi-P and Nomura will save FF. +--- 634714415 +>>634714330 +that sounds like a typically risible /v/ leak +--- 634714442 +>>634714351 +...in hybrid Bahamut form and pegs Noctis inside that crystal? +--- 634714465 +>>634714217 +It's going to be that one random ninja NPC +--- 634714487 +>>634714217 +>literal Vergil's move +>Clive is Red Barnabas is Blue +>secretly related. +It's him +--- 634714504 +>>634714269 +>Vergil +>Jill +>sounds familar +Anon I don't know what you're talking about. +--- 634714548 +>>634714415 +Seems legit however. +--- 634714576 +>>634714217 +>>634714487 +I mean... +--- 634714610 +>>634707837 +Better than an turn-cringe combat that only required you to press nothing but A for 60+ hours +--- 634714626 +>>634713896 +Who's the waifu character? I've look at some gameplay but all I know is that it's apparently going for a darker fantasy tone story wise. +--- 634714646 +>>634714487 +>secretly related +I thought they were brothers too since Clive and him looked similar +--- 634714697 +>>634714356 +Everybody who has already seen FFXVI gameplay knows that you are raging retard. +--- 634714724 +>>634714626 +--- 634714751 +>>634707543 (OP) +I want to get it but there's probably to be a International/Final Mix re-release down the road, might just wait. + +>>634708126 +YOU JUST KNOW +--- 634714793 +>>634714724 +--- 634714804 +>>634714610 +how do you navigate menus with only A? +--- 634714821 +'ELLO CLIVE +FANCY A SHAG IN THE BARN? +--- 634714847 +>>634714793 +Clive sama mo tsuki wo mierun desu ne? +--- 634714848 +>>634714356 +Why don't XVI players just get Forspoken while waiting? +--- 634714868 +>>634714821 +I'm gonna fuck Mid +--- 634714885 +>>634714821 +Not a possibility, homosexual. +--- 634714903 +>>634714848 +Forspoken is floaty shit same as XV. +--- 634714910 +>>634714610 +>sovless wacky woohoo pizza man DMC ripoff is better than SOVL 4-chads-in-a-row turn-BASED combat! + +Enjoy your Goy of Slop: Ragnaflop, snoyboy +--- 634714930 +>>634714847 +Wat +--- 634714946 +>>634711729 +Goy of Slop is terrible. Kill yourself. +--- 634714954 +>>634714821 +YES +--- 634714991 +>>634714885 +>I am limitbreaking RIGHT NOW +--- 634715027 +>>634714821 +Shes so cute... +--- 634715047 +>>634714724 +I thought that was his sister. +--- 634715064 +>>634714971 +--- 634715136 +>>634715064 +>remaster +ewwwwww +--- 634715146 +>>634714946 +What's so terrible about God of War? Have you even played it? +--- 634715182 +Kino. +--- 634715225 +>>634715047 +That wouldn't stop Japan but she's not. She's a ward their family took in and raised alongside Clive and Joshua, they aren't related they just grew up together. +--- 634715258 +>>634715182 +turning bahamut into a spaceship was a good idea +--- 634715265 +>>634714182 +>patches + +who the fuck asked for these +--- 634715321 +>>634715146 +Which one? The shit bastardization of God of War or the garbage expansion back? Both are bad, the expansion pack is just worse. Goy of Slop is abysmal, ruined the series for good. +--- 634715341 +>White straight man is evil +--- 634715342 +>>634714356 +HOLY SHIT +Barry is still alive? I thought this faggot killed himself +--- 634715346 +>>634714848 +I'd rather get COVID while waiting. +--- 634715374 +>>634714330 +>>634714548 +Shiva is going to be the 'hero' in this story. You can look she's literally the only one eikon who at the center of the mural to against Ifrit-Phoenix abomination while other eikon like Bahamutvis just like side character in this mural. +>>634715047 +>>634715225 +I just found out Maehiro has a thing for childhood friend tropes. +--- 634715407 +>>634715341 +>has never played an FF game +>has some goyslop of war meme Pic +You gotta be 18 to post here frfr +--- 634715424 +>>634715342 +You been away or something? He's been here every single day. He's only gotten more deranged since Luminous got canned. +--- 634715459 +>>634715321 +It's a good game anon. Very similar to how XVI looks right now. Both GoW and Ragnarok are worthwhile for anyone interested in XVI. +--- 634715471 +>>634715265 +the 14 players +--- 634715497 +>>634715374 +Thing on the top could be phoenix lost +--- 634715545 +>>634715459 +--- 634715546 +>>634715459 +the absolute state of FF +--- 634715594 +>>634715341 +Dion is gay anon +--- 634715609 +How does the party work in this, the same as FF7 remake where they are AI controlled but you give them orders to use skills and can switch to them, or are you always playing as Clive? +--- 634715650 +>>634715258 +>Hello me from the 90s, in 2023, Bahamut will be a gay spaceship also keep an eye out for Barnabased +--- 634715679 +>>634715609 +>party +a-anon... there's no party... only Torgal +--- 634715685 +>>634715609 +Same as in FF7R, but you can only control Clive. +--- 634715686 +>>634714848 +Cause Prototype has better parkour diff --git a/v/634707569.txt b/v/634707569.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cb40ff04723581e5ccbe430138a1bfe09a6d1077 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707569.txt @@ -0,0 +1,334 @@ +----- +--- 634707569 +MYSTERY TWOHOOS +--- 634707643 +>>634707569 (OP) +--- 634707674 +>>634707569 (OP) +Gib edgy goat. +--- 634707693 +>Black +>Yellow +>Green +>Grey +>Blue +I want the remaining top spaces to go for other colors, give me Red, White, Purple, whatever +--- 634707726 +>>634707569 (OP) +>TWOHOOS +They're called Toehoes +--- 634707927 +>>634707643 +--- 634708346 +>>634707726 +No... +--- 634708617 +>>634707660 +Narumillhouse +--- 634708668 +>>634708617 +EVERYTHINGS COMING UP NARUMI +--- 634709168 +>>634708617 +finally...a new meme....it's been...*cough* so long.... +--- 634709206 +>>634707569 (OP) +Mysteries are not Video Games. +--- 634709256 +Figured it out that the characters won't be animal based. ZUN just chose these ones at somewhat random. +It's over. +--- 634709259 +I wish to fornicate with gote +--- 634709291 +>>634709256 +It's not over. Things have just begun. +--- 634709986 +>>634709256 +No it is finally time for Orin and Shou to shine. +--- 634710130 +>>634707569 (OP) +Where is China and the alcoholic onis??? +--- 634710229 +That's it, Chimata is getting sent to the colour remover. +--- 634710259 +>>634709256 +Koumakyou? The characters must all be devils. +Youyoumu? The characters must all be ghosts. +Eiyashou? The characters must all be creatures of the night. +Kaeizuka? The characters must all be flowers. +--- 634710356 +>>634710259 +Hidden Star in Four Seasons? Must mean the flower master of the four seasons is involved in the game +--- 634710380 +>another multiplayer touhou +Who gives a single fuck +--- 634710486 +>>634710380 +You know what's going to be really funny? + +When ZUN accidentally leaves in data in the demo and every single character is revealed months before the full game comes out. +--- 634710519 +>>634710486 +thats so funny patchi haha *kisses your feet* +--- 634710557 +PETTING +WOLF +BUTT +--- 634710561 +>>634710519 +ANONO NO +THAT'S NOT PATCHY +--- 634710569 +>>634710519 +Kiss my fucking dick! +--- 634710598 +>>634710486 +That has absolutely nothing to do with my post +--- 634710635 +>>634710598 +It does. +--- 634710651 +>>634710598 +It does. Because if the characters get leaked, new 2hus might get leaked, and then people actually will give a fuck if for nothing else the new porn. +--- 634710760 +>>634710651 +Everyone whose favorite character isn't in will be butthurt and stop caring about touhou for another two years. Especially Sakuyafags. +--- 634710865 +>>634710486 +Does ZUN even have experienced that whole getting datamined thing in the past +Not saying that cant happen given that this time a given line of code can imply a lot more than usual so to speak +But I can definitely see the oopsie here's PC04_Nitori enjoy your full cast +--- 634710895 +>>634710865 +Breasts too small +--- 634710971 +>>634710651 +>bogged down multiplayer version of characters and their shot types +>PoDD/PoFV-esque so no dialogue +>probably going to be one or two newhus, if any +Yeah no thanks. +--- 634711087 +>>634710865 +There was the time Satsuki was datamined, remember? If he didn't leave that single bit of code in, we'd never know she existed. + +Who knows what other scrapped characters ZUN made that will never be revealed. +--- 634711307 +>>634710971 +There's a difference this time around: The new Touhou game will be on Steam right from the start. Which makes one wonder if ZUN is going to keep the lazy netplay from before or if the multiplayer is going to be smooth and seamless. + +But this is ZUN we're talking about, so I doubt it. +--- 634711367 +>>634711307 +Maybe the reason he even made a phantasmagoria is because he solved that problem. +--- 634711451 +IT'S TIME! +--- 634711494 +>>634710229 +Delete this satanic crap +--- 634711526 +>>634710229 +BLEACHED +--- 634711678 +GOOD BRUNCH +--- 634711717 +>>634711307 +You guys don't just play in person? +--- 634711739 +>>634709986 +>Shou +Who??? +--- 634711747 +>tfw Touhou fangame shmups have reached the point that they've surpassed ZUN's games in every single way +--- 634711829 +>>634711747 +I remember playing some chinese game fantastic something and it was really boring +--- 634711858 +>>634707569 (OP) +Here's your secret character +--- 634711990 +>>634711747 +Except character design. +--- 634712087 +>>634711747 +Except the SOVL department +--- 634712102 +>>634711990 +Shh +There are Len'en posters here... +--- 634712170 +>>634712102 +Len'en designs suck. +--- 634712223 +She's in +--- 634712489 +>>634712102 +>>634712170 +>tfw there's maybe five English-speaking people in the entire world that knows Len'en and the AFD Touhou PC-98 remake videos were made by the same person +--- 634712652 +>>634712489 +>tfw there are countless English speaking people that know the Len'en franchise is shit +--- 634712918 +Tbh only high IQ individuals can grasp the beauty of Len'en. +--- 634714050 +>>634712652 +Those AFD (April Fools Day) videos showing Windows remakes of the PC-98 bosses were lit. +--- 634714054 +memes? +--- 634714084 +>>634714054 +--- 634714162 +Without Mami, Touhou is trash. +--- 634714183 +>>634714054 +--- 634714320 +>>634714054 +Bitches don't know 'bout the original *ball meme. +--- 634714325 +>>634711747 +Except music. +--- 634714368 +>>634707927 +Purple hair? she always felt red to me +--- 634714392 +>>634714320 +Can't believe Hustler One died from Crushma... +:,-( +--- 634714587 +Meira Balls +--- 634714637 +>>634714587 +>Meira +Take your non-characters back to your /2hug/ secondary circlejerk. +--- 634714735 +>>634714325 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp8Xb1WFy5g [Embed] +--- 634714767 +>>634714325 +but all of zun's good music was stolen from other sources +--- 634714783 +>>634714637 +>Take y- +*takes youre balls* +Yoink! +PICHUUN!! +--- 634714846 +About to take a test I failed three times already. 2hus for this feel? +--- 634714863 +>>634711451 +NEVER +EVER +--- 634714870 +>>634714392 +Who the hell is nineballs? +--- 634714892 +>>634714846 +How do you fail the same test three times in a row? Just write the answers they want to hear. +--- 634714893 +Her name is Meira Hakurei, Reimu's cousin you retarded secondary. Get it right and stop making an ass out of yourself. +--- 634714913 +>>634714783 +Haha, funny Discord meme! Did you regurgitate it yourself? +--- 634714952 +>>634714870 +Cirno +--- 634714968 +>>634714892 +I'm terrible at math +--- 634715000 +None of you actually play the games, that's why actual bullet hell threads make fun of you all like this one >>634691441 → +--- 634715080 +>>634714952 +no clipping way............ +--- 634715097 +>>634715000 +I do, i'll 2cc normal someday +--- 634715098 +I have 2 questions. +1. Will Sumi be in TH19? +2. Will TH19 be mid or kino? +--- 634715148 +>634715000 +>LOOK LOOK YOU'RE BEING LAUGHED AT BY THE COOL KIDS +>it's the shmup wannabe doomer thread +Lol +Lmao, even +--- 634715150 +The characters in every Touhou game instance are completely new. Every "Reimu" instance is completely different each time, this is very noticeable in Marisa. +--- 634715151 +>>634714637 +aren't you that faggot that got btfo after bitching for so long on who Meira is +lmao +--- 634715251 +Which Touhou has the largest futa cock? +--- 634715286 +Good morning! +>>634711678 +I'm not playing th19 with you! +--- 634715290 +>>634714893 +The fuck are you discord kiddies on about now? +--- 634715291 +>>634715251 +Rika +--- 634715294 +>>634714767 +Fangame devs should follow suit and start ripping off some slapping tunes instead of spamming flaccid uninspired remixes of existing Touhou themes or generic weebslop with token zunpets like >>634714735 +--- 634715316 +>>634715251 +Me if I were a touhou because my dick is 1489943958 inches long. If you don't believe me, ask your mother. +--- 634715390 +>dadshit +>actual bullet hell +--- 634715412 +>>634715097 +i mean 1cc goddamnit +--- 634715425 +>>634715286 +Good morning Gengetsu ripoff. +--- 634715464 +>>634715425 +Medicine Rumialice. +--- 634715470 +Can I as an anon become a shump? I want other people to play with my body. +--- 634715480 +>>634715294 +>uninspired remixes of existing Touhou themes or generic weebslop with token zunpets like >>634714735 + +You didn't even listen to it did you? +>slop +Oh wait, you're a tertiary. Continue then. +--- 634715491 +>>634715151 +Are you the faggot who to this day fails to provide non-fanon information about his beloved character? +--- 634715507 +>>634715425 +FEMANON! +Please be my wife +--- 634715525 +>>634715425 +That's real rich considering Gengetsu is a 1:1 with this character. +--- 634715559 +>>634715480 +tertiary...? +--- 634715568 +>>634715290 +Secondaryanon... +>>634695878 → +>>634695929 → +--- 634715605 +>>634707643 +>BasedBooru +go back +--- 634715607 +>>634710971 +Pofv has dialogue +Although it's one sided +--- 634715640 +Where are the drawgods?? +--- 634715667 +>>634711747 +Except that they don't have ZUN's touch +--- 634715672 +>>634715491 +>Aren- +PLAPICHUUN diff --git a/v/634707590.txt b/v/634707590.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..14d47de9e3344434c810b03c41f363d12e4b623a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707590.txt @@ -0,0 +1,203 @@ +----- +--- 634707590 +Adachi is young, why didn't he just find friends and a girl to live with? +--- 634707721 +>>634707590 (OP) +Because he's an incel +--- 634707920 +>>634707590 (OP) +He didn't know how +H spent all his life working, but when he fucked up and got sent to Inaba, in his eyes he was in a dead end, all his Highdchool years spent working hard and not making friends went to waste +--- 634708016 +>>634707590 (OP) +Its funny because when the game came out it spoke to edgy teens that felt bored or constricted from being their true self due to living in the boonies, and people genuinely sympathize with Adachi feelings of boredom and hopelessness but now everyone just wants to get the hell away from the cities and don't understand how can a guy be miserable living in a comfy foggy small town full of nice people in the middle of nowhere. +--- 634708163 +Why is adachi wearing a suit inside prison? +--- 634708289 +>>634707590 (OP) +Dojima is gonna plow Adachi in conjugal visits +--- 634708307 +>>634707920 +>>634708016 +A lot to think on. +--- 634708331 +>>634708163 +Wait a minute +Why IS he wearing a suit?! +--- 634708373 +>>634708163 +>>634708331 +Why shouldn't he? +--- 634708465 +>>634708331 +Immaculate question. Real answer is that he’s not recognisable without it +--- 634708497 +>>634707590 (OP) +He tried but they were whores +--- 634708549 +>>634707590 (OP) +>why didn't he just find friends and a girl to live with? +he never had any, and he didn't know how or want to know how. + +Adachi had it pretty good when you think about it. he's a police officer in a small town where the worst thing that can happen is a traffic accident (more likely just giving someone a ticket for speeding than an actual wreck with serious injuries) or an argument between two people that you diffuse and then separate them for the day. life on easy mode with no problems; he has all the time when not at work to do anything he wants to with no family, friends, or girlfriend to deal with. he just didn't realize it +--- 634708876 +>>634708549 +Didn't he become a Police officer so he could carry a gun? +--- 634708984 +>>634707590 (OP) +Why didn't you? +--- 634709080 +>>634707920 +And he was right. +--- 634709293 +>>634708549 +>Adachi had it pretty good when you think about it. +Not at all. He was transferred to Inaba against his will. He he hates the boredom and complains about constantly. His only "friend" is Dojima who he does have a decent relationship with, but Dojima overworks him so Adachi never has any free time except when he's loitering at Junes. +--- 634709524 +>>634707590 (OP) +It's hard to make friends when you're past 25. And it's hard to get a woman when you don't have friends. +--- 634709848 +>>634707920 +Damn....japs sure have it rough... +--- 634710191 +>>634709293 +Yeah, when you think about it, Yu is really the only person who’s actually Adachi’s friend. I mean, Yu is even willing to betray his friends for Adachi +--- 634710709 +>>634707590 (OP) +You become his friend though and you give him a chance to turn himself in peacefully and he blows it. Adachi's only problem is himself +--- 634710920 +>>634710191 +>>634710709 +Adachi was never Yu's friend. He only realised he liked him a bit after he got beaten and had time to reflect in prison. +--- 634711361 +>>634710920 +Yu tries to be Adachi's friend. It's only by Adachi's own decision that he pushes Yu away +--- 634711442 +>>634707920 +So, what makes him different than Dojima? +--- 634711821 +>>634711442 +Dojima didn't fuck up his life and then blame everyone except himself +--- 634711840 +>>634711442 +Dojima had a wife and kid and got along better with people cause he was born with the jap workaholic gene. +--- 634711932 +>>634711442 +Dojima was a boomer who had it easy in the bubble +--- 634712113 +>>634711442 +Because Dojima has people that care about him. His family, and he probably has friends on the Police Force, whereas Adachi has nobody. Except for Dojima and Yu. +--- 634712189 +>>634711442 +Dojima is not a virgin +--- 634712295 +>>634707590 (OP) +>just find friends and a girl to live with +.... +--- 634712314 +It's funny how Adachi became "misunderstood antivillain" just because he is so popular. +--- 634712442 +>>634712314 +He's not misunderstood though, every single character in game calls him a retard +--- 634712476 +>>634712314 +He became one becaus he's the audience of Persona games, it's not a smart business move to constantly villianize that +--- 634712484 +>>634712314 +You got it backward +He's so popular because he's right +The Investigation team can't refute shit and just tries to bully him with numbers into submission +--- 634712553 +>>634708876 +Yes. + +Adachi makes the biggest mistake a person in Persona can make, he refuses to self-actualize. In all the social links you do, every character goes through "stages" of wanting or thinking they want a certain thing. A good example is Yukiko first refusing to take over her family's inn before realizing how connected she feels to it. Adachi has never actually considered what he wants to do or what makes him happy, he's always left that decision up to other people (society) and then blames them when his life is miserable. Signing up as a police officer just to own a gun is a shallow, stupid reason for choosing a career, but he has nothing else to go on other than "having power over others might make me feel less empty inside." +--- 634712576 +>>634712484 +Being born talentless doesn't give you the right to kill people though. +--- 634712626 +>>634712484 +Nah, he's just a doomer who post-rationalized his emotions. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_absurdum +--- 634713019 +>>634707590 (OP) +>a girl to +He tried, he doesn't have dog shit standards +--- 634713115 +>>634712576 +the shadows killed people though +--- 634713139 +>>634713019 +based, fuck whores +--- 634713305 +>>634708163 +he joined the right gang +--- 634714070 +>>634708016 +Maybe it has to do something with age? When I was a kid I hated my small town cuz there was fuck all to do but moving to a big city changed my view a lot. Also since I graduated and did shit outside of your necessary comfort zone, I really grew to appreciate the nice qualities of smalltowns and villages +--- 634714238 +Bitches and whores etc +--- 634714272 +>>634707721 +wow he's just like me +--- 634714303 +Adachi literally admits he was wrong, do people always just forget this +--- 634714373 +Normalfaggots in this thread should all fuck off back to Discord +--- 634714423 +>>634713019 +What the fuck was her problem? +--- 634714678 +>>634713139 +--- 634714742 +>>634714678 +which part of the game was this? +--- 634714928 +>bro, just find friends and a girlfriend! +>it's easy, dude! +--- 634714969 +>>634714928 +Just install tinder +it's not that hard +--- 634714987 +>>634707590 (OP) +Honestly, the way Adachi is treated by not only the game but also people talking about the game, even if he deserves it, is incredibly sad. I remember one reviewer stating Adachi was pathetic, a horrible villain and just a badly written character then later on mentioned that it reminded him of his high school where he was prom king and had a really good life. + +I feel you'd have to have a low or non-existant social totem pole of a life to get how Adachi became what he is, but it's a level of depth most people ignore because his crimes and personality are just awful. +--- 634714994 +>>634714742 +Right before his dungeon I think. +--- 634715045 +>>634714678 +--- 634715135 +Nanako was the murderer and you can't convince me otherwise. +--- 634715143 +>>634714969 +Go back +--- 634715175 +>>634714969 +--- 634715243 +>>634712442 + a bunch of those characters are also retarded, most of them far more so than he is. They're not even calling him retarded for the right reasons. +--- 634715381 +>>634707590 (OP) +>why won't losers just start winning +He's a little ball of insecurity, hatred, and lack of self-worth, his take on the world and living is broken beyond repair. Hates people, hates his job, hates putting effort in anything because he despises it all, but at the same time he obviously has a desire to go along with the world, enjoy work, make friends - he just convinced himself he hates it to the point where it became his point of honor to never do that. + +I have a friend who went down in similar way and it hurts to even write it, but once someone ends up like this, it's next to impossible to pull him out of it +--- 634715524 +>>634707590 (OP) +There are almost no people of that age in that sort of town because they all go to big cities. It's mostly children and elderly. + +https://edition.cnn.com/2023/03/17/asia/japan-population-crisis-countryside-cities-intl-hnk-dst/index.html + +https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-11-15/in-japan-s-vanishing-rural-towns-newcomers-wanted + +https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2022/03/28/national/social-issues/japan-tokigawa-depopulation/ +--- 634715639 +>>634715143 +>>634715175 +>they hated jesus because he spoke the truth +--- 634715641 +>>634715524 +Well, he could have at least found a single obasan fwb. diff --git a/v/634707720.txt b/v/634707720.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3eb95520f37d88635bb1a8c08c5f9aeb100d401a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707720.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +----- +--- 634707720 +What are some must-play dating sims? Preferably with multiple systems going on instead of just branches in a vn. No, Persona games don't count +--- 634707868 +Haven +--- 634708667 +Weebshit +--- 634708727 +>>634707720 (OP) +Mass Effect +--- 634708776 +Idolmaster and tokimeki are the best ones +--- 634708828 +>>634708776 +Also love plus and amagami +--- 634709859 +Kys weeb +--- 634710572 +>>634708667 +>>634709859 +Weebsite, deal with it +--- 634710658 +isn't this the one that Arino played and called himself "daddy" +--- 634710907 +>>634707720 (OP) +The Void. + Unironically. Japanese dating sims played a huge role in the inspiration for this game. +--- 634712908 +>>634707720 (OP) +Clannad. My favorite VN +--- 634713272 +>>634712908 +not a dating sim. +--- 634713947 +>>634707720 (OP) +>i never heard of dating sims before heckin kotaku man did a video about this one +Yeah we can tell, it's really sad. +--- 634714121 +>carbonara chewer +>ever +--- 634715101 +>>634713947 +Which is why I'm asking, retard. Now give me a fucking dating sim to play, you sad sack lonely faggot diff --git a/v/634707863.txt b/v/634707863.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1e42e0088e3fefa34255872e5f309cfa18df9f03 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634707863.txt @@ -0,0 +1,116 @@ +----- +--- 634707863 +>80 hours of badly paced story, awful turn based gameplay and dating sim dross for that mediocre conclusion +Why did people shill me this garbage? +--- 634707940 +it's a friend simulator +--- 634708074 +>>634707863 (OP) +You posted the wrong game +--- 634708193 +Filtered +--- 634708730 +>>634708074 +the dungeons are too long in that one +--- 634708976 +Where do jrpgfans actually rank Persona among jrpgs? For me it's actually pretty low even though some of the games are fun + +XC +DQ +FF +Tales of +Pokemon +Persona +Atelier +--- 634710149 +>>634707863 (OP) +I don't know why anybody bothers with this game anymore when the movies exist, it's a terrible game. +t. Used to be a huge persona fanboy, 3 was the first one i played, even played 1 and 2, Royal made me indifferent to the entire series and I don't like life sim bs in games at all anymore +--- 634710312 +>>634710149 +Why did Royal make you indifferent? +--- 634710321 +>>634708976 +I'd put pokemon below persona. Tales and FF are weird because their quality varies wildly between releases. +--- 634710516 +>>634707863 (OP) +I really wanna play this to experience P3 since I loved P4G after playing for the first time this year. +I don't wanna fuck around with emulators though so how much stuff do I miss by playing the PSP version that is on steam? +--- 634710587 +>>634710516 +basically everything, its a gutted experience +--- 634710698 +>>634710516 +>PSP version that is on steam +Buy it bro also make sure you crank up that volume to 110% I heard you can't hear the audio because its the psp version so the speaker code is a little buggy. +--- 634710835 +>>634710698 +>psp version so the speaker code is a little buggy. +Yeah I heard about that. Supposedly its fine on Xbox for some reason. +--- 634710954 +>>634707863 (OP) +Dating sims are fun. +--- 634710957 +>>634710516 +I'm playing through it with PCSX2 and it honestly is pretty good, I would consider it if I were you. If you're a moralfag than you can buy a copy of P3FES and burn the ISO to emulate it. +--- 634710990 +>>634707863 (OP) +How have you not realized /v/ has terrible taste? + +I think Persona 3 is fine up until the Monorail boss, which is the first boss in the game. After that the game turns to complete utter shit. Nothing happens. 250 floors of the same random pattern and same music. It's a terrible game. + +Persona 4 is an improvement, but not by a lot. It's mediocre at best. I have not played 5. +--- 634711025 +>>634708074 +/Thread +This shit should've been cut down +--- 634711083 +>>634708074 +Based. Worse thing I ever played. +--- 634711467 +>>634710990 +5 is one of the best games of all time. +--- 634711598 +>>634711467 +the horrifying thing is that some people unironically believe this +--- 634711931 +>>634708976 +I rank it really low. Even lower than the Trails series. +--- 634712040 +>>634708976 +>Xenoblade +I can't decide what's worse, the story or the combat. +--- 634712163 +>>634708976 +Xenogear/saga +Persona +Digital devil Saga +Pokémon +<power gap> +Xenoblade + Tales of + DQ + FF + Atelier (all games combined) +--- 634712260 +>>634707940 +It's not even a good friend simulator because you don't become friends with half the dudes you 90% of the game with and you can only befriend random that don't matter +--- 634713727 +>>634712260 +Yeah. It's just characters talking at the protagonist who himself has so little real input. Good friendships don't work that way +--- 634713831 +>>634708976 +Persona 4 and 5 are above average but basically the entire rest of the series drag them down to low-mid tier +--- 634713929 +>>634710516 +Just emulate FES you dumb baby +--- 634714812 +>>634707863 (OP) +>badly paced story +Yeah +>bad gameplay +No +>dating sim +Fucking love that shit Aigis mai waifu +--- 634714981 +>>634710516 +>how much stuff do I miss by playing the PSP version that is on steam? +You'll miss some nice 3D environments and a pretty mediocre add-on that doesn't really moves the story forward in any meaningful way (you should probably just watch story videos from The Answer on youtube) +You'll get some nice QoL improvements tho and FemMC (which is irrelevant for a first play-through). +Both are fine honestly. P3P might be easier to get into if you've played P4G before. FES will feel like a downgrade in therms of game mechanics. diff --git a/v/634708140.txt b/v/634708140.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7690beea14c2f28c8a1ad9022d34b06fbd51caa2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708140.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 634708140 +>start game +>2 hours later credits roll +lol +--- 634708813 +The only reason to buy this kusoge is for jill bondage mods. +--- 634710364 +>>634708140 (OP) +>>634708813 +The mistake was nuking Japan twice. It should have been nuked thrice instead. +--- 634710943 +>>634708140 (OP) +>2hours +sounds like par for the course. +All Resident Evil games are short as fuck and rely on you backtracking for shit the first time until you memorize the optimized route. +--- 634711040 +>>634710943 +2 hours is an exaggeration but RE3make is a lot shorter than it should be. They cut a lot of stuff and it's very linear. Not as terrible as some make out though. +--- 634711065 +btw any plans to remake RE0 and RE1 again in the same style and engine as RE2, 3 and 4? +--- 634711327 +>start game +>2 hours later still fapping +--- 634711721 +>>634708140 (OP) +r3make must be weird for people new to the series. For them it's literally a DLC lengthed standalone game about some literal who that is never mentioned again. +--- 634711730 +>>634711327 +I swear to god even her ps1 models are hotter than remake goblina +--- 634711804 +>>634711065 +once they scrape the barrel completely dry will they consider re0 i think +--- 634711864 +Jill peaked in RE5 +--- 634712357 +RE3make > RE3 +Simple as +--- 634713097 +it's not that short +--- 634713286 +>>634708140 (OP) +dodging is still the coolest mechanic in any re game that alone redeems this game +--- 634713720 +>>634713097 +there's plenty of content to keep you playing for a long time +--- 634713737 +>>634708140 (OP) +That'll be 70 dollars, thanks +--- 634713764 +>>634713720 +Why does she look like a slut..? +--- 634713793 +>>634711040 +3 wasn't as good as people made it out to be originally +--- 634713939 +>>634711040 +Ive done in in 1hr 10mins...but im amazing so youd prolly never come close to hitting numbers like that seeing as youre a gay faggot +--- 634713993 +>>634708140 (OP) +i like when the big guy slaps jill around, i get very horny. + +but in-game cutscenes and lots of scripted bullshit really hurts this game's replay value. +--- 634714137 +>>634708140 (OP) +I thought it was pretty good honestly. +--- 634714389 +I'm just glad I was around to play REsistance for the few weeks it was alive. Sure half the games were a cakewalk if players didn't know what they were doing but the rest of the time it was a 10/10 game. +--- 634714397 +We should not stop at simply remaking RE0, RE1, RE5 and RE6 next. We should go all the way and remake every spin-off too. +--- 634714512 +>>634708813 +this and carlos nude mods. +--- 634714809 +>>634713764 +That's just Jill +--- 634714907 +>>634713764 +why not? +--- 634714950 +>>634714389 +Yeah same, I enjoyed it for few weeks. +--- 634715205 +>>634713764 +if it looks like a duck +--- 634715264 +>>634714809 +Sauce me up senpai +--- 634715315 +>retards literally acting as if some basic bitch mods make this game somehow worth playing diff --git a/v/634708327.txt b/v/634708327.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04409efa6ed21d41be751ceb8b69aeb834e42612 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708327.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634708327 +>most indie game are rogue like, boomer shooters and undertale clones +Look, I love rogue like, but could you be a little more creative? +--- 634708965 +gimme a good rogue like or boomer shooter i can replay for 3000 hours rather than the latest indie story driven "metroidvania" starring gay black lesbians any day +--- 634709441 +>millenials +>creative +lolmao. mao ze dunk +--- 634712380 +>>634708327 (OP) +dont care +--- 634713301 +>>634708327 (OP) +ok, I will give you.... a rogue like boomer shooter that's like undertale +--- 634713886 +>>634708327 (OP) +Use steamDB and browse by tags that you actually like. There are fucking billions of games on steam, and you are guaranteed to like a lot of them if you just make a small effort and go looking. +--- 634714036 +>>634708327 (OP) +Actually browse for what you want maybe? There are shit ton of niche games getting out in various degrees of jank, you just have to look. +--- 634714453 +>>634708327 (OP) +>make a regular game with a normal start to end campaign +>gamers speedrun it under two hours, refund it and then upload a Youtube video titled "CAN I SPEEDRUN X IN UNDER 2 HOURS? FT. MR BEAST FROM THE BACKROOMS" +No. I think I will make a randomly generated roguelike instead. diff --git a/v/634708370.txt b/v/634708370.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..45b40dc5d0bce93028885a4f65aec9df431a43d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708370.txt @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ +----- +--- 634708370 +I like this game +--- 634708436 +I don't +--- 634708472 +>>634708436 +That's your PERSONAL problem! +--- 634708503 +>>634708370 (OP) +I'm happy for you +--- 634708560 +>>634708472 +Aww shit +--- 634708602 +>>634708560 +HERE WE GO AGAIN +--- 634708608 +>>634708370 (OP) +Game gets too hard when you get the last character +--- 634708613 +>>634708370 (OP) +I hope rift ends up good, I'm glad the series actually has a good artist now +--- 634709159 +>>634708613 +Same +--- 634709321 +>>634708370 (OP) +I suck ass at this game. This game might have been the one to give me an aversion to roguelikes in the first place. +--- 634709353 +>>634709321 +Just get better you dingus! +--- 634710538 +Bought it simply because of Danny B, soundtrack is great but I got bored of the game itself very fast. +--- 634710589 +>>634708602 +I want to impregnate Rift Nocturna +--- 634713281 +>>634708370 (OP) +Yeah same, good shit. Still haven't beaten the first floor with Aria. +--- 634713365 +Did Switch get this DLC? +--- 634713694 +>>634708370 (OP) +>game is supposed to be about banging music +>the literal only good track is the first stage +I dropped it when I realized it wasn't getting any better. It felt like I'd been ripped off as I kept moving forward, but the music never got this good again. +https://youtu.be/fvyXOXbi8kE [Embed] +--- 634713767 +>>634713694 +Come on man. Even the literal next floor is already better. +--- 634714306 +>>634713694 +Nigga, Disco Descent is top tier but not the best. +Here's some examples : +>Stone cold +>The wight to remain +>Metalmancy +--- 634714560 +>>634713694 +Even the tutorial music was good, friend. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-KdDvwrDFA [Embed] +--- 634714684 +Even though it's reddit normalshit I've always liked this video. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNviSZv7RHY [Embed] +--- 634715519 +>>634714684 +I am a fan of 4-1's +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY2KVsPjF5g [Embed] +--- 634715554 +>>634708370 (OP) +How dare you diff --git a/v/634708529.txt b/v/634708529.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..50fedb0f56813cd9a46e9e3d84295af1585efd58 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708529.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 634708529 +>Final boss requires endless hours of grinding to beat +>Still can't be beat +--- 634709303 +>>634708529 (OP) +>endless grinding +>thinks it ends +DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR +--- 634709432 +>learn Japanese +>just do the same things I used to do, but now in Japanese +AHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN HOW CAN ANYONE POSSIBLY LEARN A LANGUAGE! + +I've been watching a guy play DQ11 for the past couple of weeks, it's pretty comfy and I like seeing the reactions to story beats. Already played it in Japanese back when it came out on Switch. +--- 634709817 +>>634709432 +>I've been watching a guy play DQ11 +... +>FOR THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS +... +>Already played it +.... +>IN JAPANESE +What the HECK kind of autism causes this? +--- 634709845 +>>634708529 (OP) +>>>/jp/ +i will NEVER learn nipponese +--- 634712606 +I was watching this guy play the messenger + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRatzUXsf-4 [Embed] +--- 634713035 +>>634708529 (OP) +I will never beat FF1 because of this. Found out I was like 20 levels under because I was supposed to fight every single enemy I find. Fuck that game +--- 634713107 +>>634709845 +/jp/ is full of unironic dekinais +follow anyone's advice but theirs +--- 634713135 +>>634708529 (OP) +>>634709303 +>>634709432 +>>634709817 +>>634709845 +>>634712606 +>>634713035 +What the fuck is wrong with you newfags +--- 634713590 +If you can understand this you're gmi + +https://files.catbox.moe/swliwc.mp4 +--- 634713761 +i couldn't understand it and i don't know where it's from but it sickens me +--- 634713786 +>>634713107 +r/learnjapanese is 1000 times worse. They still recommend you use duolingo and wanikani and genki. +--- 634714020 +>>634713786 +Who should I follow then? /djt/ told me to just learn vocab through anki with the 6K deck and I still can't read japanese +--- 634714027 +>>634713786 +I actually liked Genki when I was first getting started with grammar, it broke it down into easy lessons even a retard could follow. Granted, it doesn't cover anything other than the absolute basics, but it still works to build up something you can expand upon later. +--- 634714081 +>>634708529 (OP) +>>Final boss requires endless hours of grinding to beat +>>Still can't be beat +So it DOESN'T require endless hours of grinding to beat? Great! +--- 634714163 +Today I haven't yet read any chapter of Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear +--- 634714976 +>>634714020 +Have you tried reading japanese? +--- 634715306 +>learn kana +>read a book of basic grammar +>quickly grind up to a thousand words with anki +>read japanese every day and continue doing anki but slower this time + +It's that simple. +--- 634715386 +>o or ou +>double consonants +These fuck me constantly +I've been doing wanikani for almost 2 years and some items like 4 days still aren't burned. I think its yokka but I can never remember for sure. +--- 634715656 +NSFW don't open + +https://files.catbox.moe/uinpt5.mp4 diff --git a/v/634708636.txt b/v/634708636.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4f0e4e3fa5901e8d0ba3dc7bdd55ee1dea33e1de --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708636.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 634708636 +Why is DRM bad? less poor people, brown people and third worlders in my vidya is a good thing. +--- 634710069 +>>634708636 (OP) +I'd prefer if my games ran at greater than 30fps +--- 634710116 +>>634710069 +Shut up poorfag +--- 634710174 +>>634710069 +Me too. +--- 634710329 +>>634708636 (OP) +It's a little bit exaggerated +--- 634710438 +>>634708636 (OP) +stuttering mainly, also if your internet fucks up you can't play the game you paid for. + +zero denuvo games bought so far, always buying games at a discounted price, feels good. + +now that most companies are removing denuvo after a year or so I don't even dislike them all that much, I'll buy the game later, play it with better performance than day1 ¢ucks and buy it at a heavily discounted price. +--- 634710853 +>>634710329 +Restricting social media usage does not increase profits for ((them)), hell they would even decrease +Restricting piracy apparently does (lol) +--- 634710917 +>>634708636 (OP) +drm is bad because said holders of the drm could tell you to go fuck yourself at any point and theres not really anything you could do about it. +Imagine buying a car but the car manufacturer can decide that it just won't start anymore one day. + +In reality, if you spend money on games with drm you are really just borrowing them. +Denuvo is another heap of shit with performance issues that only punish the retards who actually buy it. +Always online guarantees that the game with die forever as soon as its no longer profitable. +--- 634712169 +>>634708636 (OP) +You are forced to pay in the form of surveillance over your data, increases network bandwidth or increased wear on your machine to protect the bottom line of some corp. +Also, including DRM with your game displays lack of faith in it's quality. If whoever made it believed that the game is good enough that people will buy it without coercion, they would not include DRM in it. +Cyberpunk can be downloaded with no hassle to this day and it still sold spectacularly. +--- 634712529 +>>634710069 +Damn nigger how poor are you that drm makes your games run slow +--- 634714091 +>>634708636 (OP) +Because one day the online authentication servers will go offline and you no longer own "your" game. There is no customer protection against this. +I guess if you only consume the latest garbage and never go back to old games this doesn't concern you. diff --git a/v/634708679.txt b/v/634708679.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fbe13982c3e432c1c38d3f3c38b8e75640a9566f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708679.txt @@ -0,0 +1,92 @@ +----- +--- 634708679 +This has the potential of becoming the greatest game ever +--- 634708759 +But it already failed? +--- 634708781 +>>634708759 +You didn't walk your first try +--- 634708839 +Nexon is based, the world becomes a better place every time a PvP game dies. I enjoy seeing you psychopath griefers cry now that you can't chain-kill players with <1 minute playtime in this dead game anymore and have to go back to your cheater filled trash like Tarkov. Nexon are the heroes here, sacrificing their money in prolonged legal battles to kill a game only psychopaths could ever like. +All PvP is griefing and anyone who has ever killed another player is a psychopath. +--- 634709040 +>>634708679 (OP) +It also has the potential to be the game with the most uninspired name ever which is pretty impressive considering the market +--- 634709373 +>>634708679 (OP) +not with that combat KEK +--- 634709469 +>>634708839 +It would take water torture to get me to admit a statement this pathetic +--- 634709594 +>>634708839 +I re-read this post 3 times, no idea what you're talking about +What's Nexon +>>634709373 +But the combat is the best part? +--- 634709764 +>>634709469 +Please explain how PvP is not griefing. Griefing is defined as purposely causing another player to experience negative feelings, and unless both parties agree to that specific combat in advance and in writing, the losing party will always experience negative feelings. Q.E.D. all PvP is griefing. +Why would anyone who is not a psychopath want to grief other players? + +>>634709594 +The corporation who will bury the criminal Ironmace devs and this griefer trash game :) +--- 634709769 +>>634708839 +wtf is wrong with you +--- 634709830 +>>634709769 +As long as psychopaths like you and the OP keep mentioning this griefer game, I will remind people that they are psychopath griefers for liking the game. +--- 634709954 +>>634708679 (OP) +Not after signing a non-compete, they shot themselves in the foot before even starting IronMace +--- 634710203 +wtf is with the bbc addicted name of that game +--- 634710820 +>>634709830 +hello prey poster +come on, boot up the game again, i'm itching to kill you again +--- 634710823 +>>634709764 +you accept the possibility of engaging with PvP by buying, downloading, and launching the PvP game +--- 634710947 +>>634709830 +troon +--- 634711038 +>>634709764 +>Please explain how PvP is not griefing. +...because it's consentual? I don't get your point +--- 634711123 +>>634710820 +I don't play griefer trash. I have never and would never play a PvP game as I am not a psychopath who would want to kill other people. + +>>634710823 +Incorrect, unless you and the player you killed have a written contract where both of you agree to fight and kill specifically each other named in the contract, signed by both players and notarized by a lawyer, you are a psychopath griefer, as is the other player if they kill you. + +>>634711038 +See above +--- 634711218 +it's too slow. only boomers like it. the walking speed and attack animation speed is absurd +--- 634713306 +dead and deader +--- 634713441 +>>634708679 (OP) +Combat and dungeons suck +--- 634713561 +>>634708679 (OP) +No thanks, I already Play Marauders. +--- 634713736 +>Play fighter, cleric, wizard and bard throughout the playtest +>Have an okay time +>Decide to dick around and try a rogue on the last day +>Get more kills and make more gold in a few hours than the entire playtest +--- 634713780 +>>634708679 (OP) +I want a game like this that is just PvE. Something like Barony but with DaD aesthetic and combat. Why is that not a thing. +--- 634713846 +>>634708679 (OP) +>This has +HAD +--- 634715595 +>>634713780 +go play elder scrolls and stfu, its getting so old all the pve faggits cry in every pvpve game fuck out already diff --git a/v/634708729.txt b/v/634708729.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9579c333aa3670ec9b7cdff19f94c32c2017073e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708729.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 634708729 +When does this shit get good? +--- 634709087 +Skill issue. +--- 634709195 +>>634708729 (OP) +Theres no reason to play Freedom over Freedom Unite. + +But if its your first MH then it should be good after your first Kutku kill. If you dont feel anything then just put it away and move on. +--- 634709243 +>>634709195 +Agreed on the Kutku +--- 634709407 +>>634708729 (OP) +--- 634710431 +>>634709195 +I wanted to play through each gen after putting some hours into World. The Velocidrome fight was absolute shit. I'll hold out longer before deciding to drop it or not. +--- 634710626 +>>634710431 +Just play Freedom Unite, its essentially the same as Freedom just improved in every imaginable way. +--- 634710703 +>>634710626 +Except for the hub world music. Kokoro has the best theme. +--- 634713067 +monster hunter is only good if you play multiplayer +--- 634713672 +monster hunter is only good if you play solo +--- 634713760 +monster hunter is only good if you play for fun +--- 634713868 +>>634713067 +>>634713672 +>>634713760 +These are all correct +--- 634713935 +>>634710626 +this, I only replay freedom because it was my first mon hun. If you want old mon hun just play freedom unite diff --git a/v/634708758.txt b/v/634708758.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..de40d71ff44ef2d1b773ab605e4885a4f01d782b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708758.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 634708758 +Didn't feel like a Half-Life game at all +--- 634708893 +most of the OG writers and developers fucked off or retired besides nuvolvo is pozzed anyway +--- 634709068 +>>634708758 (OP) +I felt that they should've had somebody else to voice Eli, sounded (and looked) like a totally different person. Yeah, I know the original voice actor wasn't used as the face model but still +--- 634711106 +>>634709068 +original VA literally died, but they couls have used the original VA for Alyx +--- 634711119 +>>634709068 +yeah he sounds too young +alyx's new va was surprisingly okay +--- 634713641 +>>634708893 +>nuvolvo is pozzed +how? +--- 634713779 +>>634713641 +https://store.steampowered.com/sale/lgbtq-sale/ +--- 634714018 +>>634708758 (OP) +Correct. The gameplay never develops and the combat is clunky. If it wasn't called Half-Life nobody would give a fuck. +--- 634714051 +>>634713779 +Looks based to me +--- 634714342 +>>634708758 (OP) +It absolutely did though. +--- 634714458 +But it did feel like it was made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud. + +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 634714563 +>>634708758 (OP) +It literally does. Is this more cope coming from flat fags? diff --git a/v/634708856.txt b/v/634708856.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..54e51089f63a865fb56645f5480eb8ee5429d075 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634708856.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +----- +--- 634708856 +Disney put out a new TRON visual novel. Being a battered, beaten and hopeless tron fan, I gave the rat fifteen (15) dollars. It was not good. +--- 634709056 +Most of the time there's no portraits, just these 3D dioramas where you can nudge the camera around a bit. The models are super, SUPER far away so you never get a clear shot of anyone +--- 634709119 +Of course, you soon see there's a reason for that. The models are bad. Like, really, REALLY bad. No animation, no expressions. Theyre like cheap dollar store action figures. Please, zoom back out! +--- 634709262 +>>634709119 +There ARE 2d portraits, and they're pretty good, but each character only has 1 or 2. THis obviously evil red guy gets a few, and also isn't evil at all +--- 634709454 +>>634709262 +There's a few """""story branches""""" that aren't actually all that different. No matter what happens you end up doing the same core scenes, there's only a few minor differences if people die. Grish here is upset that I sliced his not-evil boss open (it was an accident), but even if Priz lives, Grish still confronts you. ALso, look how fucking blurry this dramatic scene is. Can't even see his fucking face! +--- 634709614 +They sequelbait at the end, of course. No matter how you solve the MYSTERY OF THE EXPLODING PERSON, you walk out of the tower like a cool dude ready to shock the grid with the revelation of a stupid apocalypse prophecy +--- 634709709 +also the main character is black +--- 634709743 +>>634709614 +tron isnt the same without Daft Punk magic +--- 634709784 +>>634709709 +dropped +these fucking imbeciles +--- 634709839 +>>634708856 (OP) +>TROON: Identity +--- 634709842 +>>634709709 +Why not a cute Asian girl though? +--- 634709850 +Interesting +--- 634709851 +>>634709743 +I did like the music, for what it's worth. The tunes during the defrag puzzles ramp up the closer you get to beating them +--- 634709870 +>>634709709 +I would have refunded immediately desu +--- 634709908 +Made by Mike Bithell, innit? Thomas Was Alone guy, who made one artsy indie platformer and then a shitty stealth game? +--- 634710060 +>>634709842 +There's a cute nonbinary character if you're into that sort of thing. They're also total cancer and the worst part about the game by far. They're sooooooooo smart that they just fucking explode every once in a while? Like, actually just detonates because their brain is too big. They got a character killed because of it in one run +--- 634710113 +>>634710060 +also there's a joke in there somewhere about TRON having a NONBINARY character +--- 634710221 +>>634710060 +Bro that thing is completely divorced from the word "cute" +--- 634710515 +>>634710221 +sorry i meant to say """""cute""""" the quotation marks are important +--- 634710675 +The programs are all supposed to be ISOs but nothing ever comes of it, they all act like normal programs for the most part +--- 634711284 +>>634710060 +looks like a Lirik +--- 634711436 +I tried watching Tron a year ago and I almost fell asleep. +--- 634712139 +I'm not surprised it sucks. Disney is in love with ruining every franchise they bought or created lately. +--- 634712621 +I miss him. +--- 634712739 +I will never, ever forgive them for canceling TRON: Uprising +--- 634713026 +I was one of the three people looking forward to that game but I was seriously expecting it to be mediocre to bad. +--- 634713053 +>>634709262 +This looks like they had the idea to use AI to illustrate a fan fic. LOL +--- 634715245 +>>634708856 (OP) +Bump +--- 634715437 +>>634708856 (OP) +the game was so short and the art was shit. I was glad to get new a new tron story though so I had fun. Still I’m glad I pirated it since they put work stuff in it. If I paid 15 bucks for that I would be pissed. +--- 634715529 +Can't believe the Tron coaster's just opened, the merch they've got for that looks incredible (fuck you, it's cool), and THIS is the best game tie-in they could manage. Just ridiculous waste of potential. +--- 634715627 +>>634710060 +Genuinely I didn’t notice everyone calling cass they since I just assumed cass was a girl. How do they even know what gender identity cass is? Query never asks. We’ve never seen genderspecial programs before so it makes little sense. diff --git a/v/634709362.txt b/v/634709362.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..087673b37e0fe2e372f6e43ca05fb6169ade124c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709362.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 634709362 +If you take all letters with a star you get: U R MR GAY, you are mr.gay + +Wtf nintendo? +--- 634709420 +This rock is shaped like a penis +--- 634709501 +On the cover os NFS 2 +--- 634712141 +>>634709362 (OP) +hes right tho +--- 634713284 +It's over diff --git a/v/634709380.txt b/v/634709380.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8f043cd4764f6fa38bb62e4f39f9d4a230125b86 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709380.txt @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +----- +--- 634709380 +Zelda fans been real quiet since this kinopiece dropped... +--- 634712257 +le lesbian +--- 634712335 +cuisino +--- 634712634 +They should rename this series "Overshadowed" with how many times a better game came out next to it +--- 634712754 +>>634709380 (OP) +hard to consider myself a zelda fan anymore when the last game that came out was a decade ago in 2013 +--- 634712760 +Aloy is a lesbian. +--- 634712865 +Wait, it came out? +--- 634712961 +They better port this to pc. It's a great game held down by Aloy's unnaturally repulsive face. +--- 634713069 +>>634709380 (OP) +Silence is the best way to win a war. +They know Horizon's death is very soon with the release of TotK +--- 634713081 +>>634712257 +>>634712760 +>>634712961 +not meaning to brag, but i've seen her tits +--- 634715041 +>>634709380 (OP) +Nobody cares about Horizon. +--- 634715076 +>horizon DLC releases close to ANOTHER massive open world game by a beloved company +They’re just gluttons for punishment aren’t they. diff --git a/v/634709456.txt b/v/634709456.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bff1c6831b5076dae22fc07c8168674049691040 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709456.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 634709456 +Is Cyberpunk 2077 finally good in 2023? +--- 634709520 +>>634709456 (OP) +no +--- 634709574 +It's got another 54 years to go. +--- 634709591 +it has fat lesbian dangerhairs running amok, do you even before posting +--- 634709604 +>>634709456 (OP) +It's good benchmark. +It's bad game. +If you like playing borderlands x GTAV you might like it though. +--- 634709876 +>>634709456 (OP) +I'm so lonley +--- 634710170 +>>634709876 +Create a girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVC9D9fRyNU [Embed] +--- 634710427 +>>634709456 (OP) +She's literally me. +--- 634711575 +>>634710427 +I wanna date (you) +--- 634711663 +>>634709456 (OP) +--- 634711930 +>>634709456 (OP) +It was good on release for us lucky few who didn't encounter many bugs. Surely it must be even better now. +--- 634712694 +I only have a 3070 so I can't play it above poor people settings, maybe by the time the 5070 comes out and I upgrade the DLC story will be added and I'll buy the game +--- 634712767 +>>634711663 +Panam is love provoking +--- 634713046 +Were fps rpgs ever good? +--- 634714034 +>>634709456 (OP) +It's honestly remarkable how little they managed to improve it despite having years to do it. +--- 634714052 +>>634709456 (OP) +>>634711575 +so who is this whore? +--- 634714106 +>>634709456 (OP) +If you think 7/10 is good, then yes. +--- 634714574 +>>634709456 (OP) +PC wise its like skyrim bad game but can be decent and even good with mods. Console? you've got about 2 playthroughs not counting the DLC then you've done everything that you personally would enjoy desu. +--- 634714606 +>>634709456 (OP) +It was always good. It was not up to the promises, it was not not even going in expected hardcore-ish rpg direction, it's pretty linear, but if you're asking if it's good, it was good on day one diff --git a/v/634709636.txt b/v/634709636.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c0c1072a26883692d7fc437ff49c68dacc131cc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709636.txt @@ -0,0 +1,130 @@ +----- +--- 634709636 +>nothing happens for T E N T H O U S A N D Y E A R S +>world ending threat after world ending threat constantly for the past 20 years +--- 634709692 +not everything gets written down +--- 634709875 +We actually have no fucking idea what happens. Like, the human kingdoms exist for about 3000 years. Thats modern times back into early ancient Greece. The amount of time is absolutely mental. Yet all we know about that gigantic timespan is a single conflict at the very beginning. (Troll Wars) +--- 634709992 +>>634709875 +I have a feeling that Warcraft has a bit of a lore problem. +--- 634710496 +Well when you think about it Orcs coming to Azeroth and making the Burning Legion aware of the planet really was kind of the mother of all opened floodgates. +--- 634710653 +>>634709875 +we know nothing happens in that time on the scale of what happens in wow because the druids were fucking still sleeping +--- 634710886 +I swear Blizzard has the understanding of time scale of a toddler +>Illidan was kept in a dark cell for those ten thousand years +>didn't turn him into a mental vegetable +--- 634711004 +>>634710496 +Burning Legion knew about Azeroth for ten thousand years. +--- 634711007 +>>634710886 +>loses once to a dork with a runeblade +>runs to outland and malds so hard he gaslights himself into thinking he won and goes insane +Of course, le legion retcons this so he dindu nuffin +--- 634711080 +>>634711007 +Technically, he never did anything wrong. It's the BC that turned him into a full-on villain. +--- 634711439 +>>634710496 +>Yo this inhospitable red mud reminds me of Draenor +>We wuz Kalimdorians now +Should have kicked them all back to Outland a long time ago desu +--- 634711630 +>>634709636 (OP) +Pretty sure the night elves mentioned that they eradicated some other races during their time. The lore simply doesn't cover that so it looks like a massive void. +Also, you can indeed have times of relative stability and low amount of events and then in a shorter timeframe massive upheavals and crisis after crisis. +--- 634711935 +>>634709636 (OP) +Come to think of it, those 10k years of nothing happening are a godsend to every DM wanting to start their own Warcraft D&D campaign. At least then you won't be bumping into larger than live events every 5 minutes. +--- 634712047 +>>634710653 +I am always confused by this point. Was it that every single fucking night elf male was a druid and they all went to sleep, or was it just SOME of them? +--- 634712132 +Reminder that N*ght elves seek out Human Men +--- 634712179 +>>634709636 (OP) +Starting to think about a new main. +So, which race has better lore: night elves or draenei? (ignroing the differences in lore amount) +--- 634712206 +NOW TYRANDE WILL SURELY LOVE ME + +ILLIDAN YOUR A GENIUS! +--- 634712227 +>>634709636 (OP) +Maybe that's why they keep making every new big bad be revealed to have been controlling the last big bad +--- 634712319 +>>634709636 (OP) +Fantasy writers pull this shit constantly. +>The war at the dawn of time where our most primeval civilizations discovered what conflict and strife is. +>...10000000 YEARS LATER +>The strife came back! +>Btw everyone is still on the same techonological level. Also if the elves are immortal in this setting then the main hero from that past war will still be around and still be behaving like a spoiled brat. +--- 634712435 +>>634711439 +Warcraft 3 should've just been the humans and elves hunting the green niggers and their ugly friends back to draenor and then kill them all there +but no metzen is a humongous cocksucking faggot and couldn't stop sucking off thrall and his demon semen slurping friends DEY WUZ VICTIMZ N SHIET FOR REAL IT WAS DA DEMONS +--- 634712538 +>>634712047 +only some of them +there were normal dudes that were just leatherworkers blacksmiths, dragon riding super soldiers etc. +not like it matters metzen is a fucking hack +--- 634713056 +i want to get a night elf pregnant +--- 634713189 +>>634709636 (OP) +They added two things that happened, so it’s more nothing happened for 9000 years. +--- 634713231 +>>634712179 +Go draenei +--- 634713326 +>>634711935 +Not really because those ten thousand years are missing literally everything said DMs know about the setting. +--- 634713360 +>>634709636 (OP) +Well of course. +Because during those ten thousand years there weren't any players around. +--- 634713413 +>>634712435 +>another boring, bland tolkien fantasyrace wank +Yeah that would have taken off. +--- 634713575 +>>634713413 +would've been better than the retcon filled piece of shit we got +--- 634713605 +>>634713231 +>Drain-ayy +--- 634713615 +>>634709636 (OP) +The Tyrande face markings really are the best +--- 634713749 +>>634712179 +night elves +>turned into alliance pets +>led by a retard and a cuck retard +>can’t even stop a bunch of mud hut niggers +>only city was destroyed and now all their women live on the streets of Stormwind +>betrayed by their own goddess to mimic last of us 2 ending +>fans tend to be obsessed with jewish porn +draenei +>one of 2 relevant races in the alliance +>led by some old cuck and a racist crusader +>fights demons for thousands of years from a space ship +>despite not having their own planet now have 3 main cities +>gods are jobber wind chimes +>fans tend to be obsessed with penis +Both have retarded lore +--- 634714103 +>>634713749 +>bringing up the supposed "fans" of each race +Most of those braindead coomers know fucking nothing about the lore +I agree with the rest though +Shit lore shit game +simple as +--- 634715593 +>>634713749 +The way NEs are treated by WoW devs is hilarious and sad, meanwhile literal undead filth and alien invaders gets to be dindus every time it's fucking sad diff --git a/v/634709713.txt b/v/634709713.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a4538157ad654cfc0fcd1746ac07b81029a7d0f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709713.txt @@ -0,0 +1,116 @@ +----- +--- 634709713 +which one is better? you should be able to solve this +--- 634709745 +Persona 3 +/thread +--- 634709791 +what is this gay shit +>video "games" +kys +--- 634709857 +>>634709713 (OP) +>p3 +>theme about accepting death and making the most of your life, characters are much more grounded, their friendships take a lot of time to actually grow. + +>p4 +>scooby doo mystery shit, everyone just instantly sucks your dick and is your BFF +>theme is to accept yourself... but only if it adheres to japanese social harmony, ie dont be gay, dont be a tranny, dont be ugly, inherit the family business, stop acting like a tomboy and be more feminine +--- 634709873 +Golden is great, Persona starts at 3. +--- 634709879 +FES might be good, never played it, but P3P is dogshit compared with P4G +--- 634709948 +>>634709857 +P3 doesn't have a single memorable character +--- 634709987 +>>634709713 (OP) +Persona 3 starts out fun, gets boring in the middle then peaks in the end. +Persona 4 starts out fun, gets boring in the middle, gets even more boring in the end, + +>OST +3>4 +>Characters +3>4 +>Battles +4>3 +>Story +3>4 + +P3 wins this easy. +--- 634710000 +>>634709713 (OP) +3 FES > 4 > 3 Vanilla +wether 4 Golden is better than 3 is actually worth a discussion due to quality of life changes and added content, even if I dislike a lot of that content. +--- 634710005 +>>634709948 +no, retard +--- 634710057 +>>634709791 +OK Yukari, calm down +--- 634710249 +>>634709713 (OP) +4 because it includes the bonus disc +--- 634710251 +>>634709713 (OP) +I don’t get how you wouldn’t like both when they have the same exact gameplay, nobody seriously thinks about the “themes” when you doing the dating sim bullshit +--- 634710541 +>>634709948 +Aegis. Yukari + +>p4 +>memorable anything +The meat eating tomboy serving as your incel fantasy? lol. +--- 634710638 +>>634709948 +Da man and Aigis are some of the most memorable characters in the series. They're not as cool as Mr numba 1 but they're still good. +--- 634710968 +>>634710541 +>calls Chie an incel fantasy +>meanwhile Aigis is literally a robot programmed to always be by your side +--- 634711009 +>>634710968 +I don't think you know what that word means, anon. Literally, that is. +--- 634711021 +>>634709713 (OP) +They're both great, but I enjoyed 3's atmosphere and story more. +--- 634711073 +Tartarus > +--- 634711164 +>>634709948 +Tanaka, Mutatsu, Bunkichi, Mitsuko. +--- 634711267 +>>634711164 +I feel like their link is the most fucked up just because yet another "son", so to speak, fucking dies at the end. +--- 634711462 +>>634709857 +>scooby doo mystery shit, everyone just instantly sucks your dick and is your BFF +I found this annoying as a teenager, but now it feels refreshing to exist somewhere I'm not constantly shit on. As for your second point, have you considered that being LGBT adjacent is a perversion of the true self? Dilate! +--- 634711518 +>>634709713 (OP) +Persona 5 (althrough I didn't play it, I only watched a few videos about the game) +--- 634711579 +>>634711518 +>(althrough I didn't play it, I only watched a few videos about the game) +The quintessential p5fag experience +--- 634711601 +>>634709713 (OP) +P4 by far. The IT is just a bunch of lovable gooffballs and Adachi is kinda the best villain in modern Persona for just how grounded/realistic his motivations are. +--- 634711607 +>>634709857 +actual retard that hasn't played either game and just regurgitated what other retards here said +--- 634711629 +P4 by far +--- 634711662 +>>634709713 (OP) +Only played Persona 5 so I'll say 4 since it's closer. +--- 634711689 +>>634709745 +>/Thread +--- 634711690 +>>634709857 +being a tranny is bad THOUGH +--- 634711802 +persona 4 would be better if nanako died regardless of what you do. I mean I don't hate her but it would've made the story and final battle more kino +--- 634713321 +P3 has better peaks and worst valleys. P4 is more consistently good. i still like 3 more diff --git a/v/634709778.txt b/v/634709778.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..71188faa50f30894df4d632400ed25081620aad0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709778.txt @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +----- +--- 634709778 +This is Shirano, from the hit videogame "World Flipper!" +--- 634710135 +>>634709778 (OP) +Sexo +--- 634710326 +>>634709778 (OP) +What do I do with this information +--- 634710742 +>>634710326 +...I 'unno +--- 634710773 +>>634710326 +e621 +--- 634711006 +What's that leader talent again? +--- 634711173 +>>634709778 (OP) +Dia is better. +I don't even play the game, I just like robot girls +--- 634711261 +Truly flipping my flipper upwards +--- 634711319 +>>634710326 +play the global version of World Flipper™ brought to you by Kakao Games™ +--- 634711396 +>>634709778 (OP) +WHY ARE JAPS SO BAD AT DESIGNING PINBALL GAMES I THOUGHT THEIR AUTISM WOULD BE GREAT AT IT AAAAAAA +--- 634711605 +Times like these are why I'm so glad that kemono isn't furry. +--- 634711884 +>>634711605 +--- 634711981 +>>634711884 +this but unironically +--- 634712038 +>>634711884 +Yes. +--- 634712963 +muh....muh! +--- 634713027 +Post the stupid treasure hunting tiger +--- 634713070 +She looks like she fucks human men +--- 634713152 +>>634713027 +Only because you asked so nicely. +--- 634713236 +This is Bastet from "Full Bokko Heroes"! +--- 634713475 +If all of you actually bought the kemono games we would have more of them in the west. +with that said heres Flam from FUGA: melodies of steel +--- 634713593 +>>634713475 +wtf were they thinkimg +--- 634713608 +>>634713152 +Thank you. God she's so stupid I love her +--- 634714001 +>>634713236 +Look at those hips, she would have no problem birthing my children. +--- 634715154 +I need kemono therapy... +--- 634715280 +>>634715154 +You mean something like this? +--- 634715410 +>>634715280 +Yes. diff --git a/v/634709868.txt b/v/634709868.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0f99b63ceee9c720ee162019d05b92a2eb36821d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709868.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 634709868 +Last thread died just when it got interesting +Also post your expectations for the full game +--- 634709925 +Look at the incest shlicker and his fancy Finnish RPGM game +--- 634709996 +A demo for a shitty VN that sells itself on being about incest does not deserve daily shill threads +--- 634710097 +>>634709868 (OP) +this really is Helltaker all over again +stop sperging over a 1 hour-long game or fuck off to /vg/ +--- 634710161 +>>634709868 (OP) +fotmslop +--- 634710234 +>>634710097 +based +--- 634710338 +>>634710097 +/thread +--- 634710342 +I wonder if that drawanon did my Groove Tube suggestions, was busy working overtime to make money for vacations. +--- 634710352 +This game isn't even out yet and you faggots make threads about it 24/7 +--- 634710393 +>>634710352 +>and you faggots +You mean the devs? +--- 634710570 +after playing this game, I devoured the Flowers in the Attic novel and am planning to read the sequel + +what the fuck is wrong with me? +--- 634710667 +>>634710570 +>Flowers in the Attic +whats is it about and is it good +--- 634711008 +Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could be a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy? +--- 634711127 +>>634710667 +Gothic novel from the 70's, pretty well-known. It's not high art, but imo it's pretty entertaining. + +Four children get locked up in a room connected to an attic, and are imprisoned there for years. Turns out that, if an adolescent brother and sister are imprisoned together and can only depend on each other for years (while they're also awakening their sexual instincts)... +--- 634711239 +>>634710097 +I can get out now +--- 634711567 +>>634709868 (OP) +Hey guys, did you know... +--- 634711603 +>>634709868 (OP) +I expect +>more government conspiracy +>more demonic magic +>more of their parents +>more abusive codependency +>more incest +--- 634712053 +>>634709868 (OP) +Has anyone played any of the creator's other games? I need to see if they're the type to include incest and let players indulge in edgy stuff like this, or if they tend to go for something safe and boring by the end and punish you if you decide not to be a moralfag. +--- 634712341 +>>634712053 +I only played Better Self, but as far as i know, you can 100% indulge in edgy or immoral stuff +--- 634712721 +>>634712341 +Better half would’ve been better if one of them was genderswapped during the split. +--- 634712826 +>>634709868 (OP) +Could you at least include the name of the game so we can filter these properly, thanks in advance. +--- 634712940 +>>634710097 +It's over incestbros +--- 634713262 +>>634711603 +I really want an "anti Ashley" route. I wanna see her go crazy as her brother comes to his senses and tells her to fuck off +--- 634713367 +>>634712721 +Awful take, love for your real self is almost as important as love for your siblings. If you love your genderbent half more you are no different from a tranny. +--- 634715249 +>>634711567 +Today, I jerked off to this bitch so hard my dick turned red. Im so ashamed of myself +--- 634715308 +>INCEST +>INCEST +>INCEST +Yeah. +--- 634715569 +>>634709868 (OP) +These are my expectations of the full game: https://pastebin.com/HeUci5Ud diff --git a/v/634709973.txt b/v/634709973.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..909420747728492abf242dc89abd3d068b6704ae --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634709973.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 634709973 +What goes on here? +--- 634710457 +>(((they))) plot to eliminate talos worship, control tamriel and eliminate the races of men +--- 634710650 +>>634710457 +>Used to think as a kid that the Thalmor were an allegory to the nazis +>After growimg up i realize they were the jews instead +Shit's trippy +--- 634712325 +>>634709973 (OP) +Before Elder Scrolls Online +>idylic, magical and mysterious paradise realm with magical cities made of crystal, magic and ancient coral, inhabited by a society of ancient elven wizards and their goblin slaves +After Elder Scrolls Online +>Medieval Castle Land #3, pointy ear edition +--- 634712537 +>>634712325 +ESO isnt canon anon we've been over this +--- 634713202 +>>634709973 (OP) +Its basically melnibone +--- 634714937 +>>634712537 +There's no way hack writers won't use stuff from It in the future though +--- 634715617 +>>634709973 (OP) +Whatever goes on in Israel. diff --git a/v/634710049.txt b/v/634710049.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3fec4de599a07ea8e687b4cb16f3e64dc33e80b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710049.txt @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +----- +--- 634710049 +Hello? +--- 634710151 +You can't record here +--- 634710428 +>>634710049 (OP) +hello, can you hear me? +--- 634710494 +something tells me you're going to be troublesome neighbors +--- 634710562 +Are you nigger? +--- 634711178 +>>634710049 (OP) +Hello? +--- 634711237 +>>634710562 +Settle down, ok? +--- 634711303 +>>634710049 (OP) +Huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio? +--- 634711365 +>>634710049 (OP) +DANIEL +DANIEL +V +V +V +VOTE FOR D +D +D +DANIEL +A VOTE FOR DANIEL +IS A VOTE FOR +FR +FR +FR +FREE +FREEDOM +OM +OM +OM +--- 634712165 +I'm looking at the goodies right now. +--- 634712741 +Do you also breed other things? +--- 634712813 +building a boat? +--- 634714596 +These threads are so cringe +--- 634714713 +>tfw I actually play this +I was AFKing when I heard the signature "Hello?" on voice. I wonder if it was actually him. Teleported away kinda quick though. +--- 634714990 +gold is an element +--- 634715287 +dead channel, many such cases +but enough about /v/ board +--- 634715626 +>>634714596 +Settle down ok? diff --git a/v/634710082.txt b/v/634710082.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..22b51b238e38a2943f5020990629299bd1850fa8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710082.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 634710082 +RTX +--- 634710276 +offensive indieshit aesthetic +--- 634710315 +>>634710276 +gaaaaaaaaaaayboy we got a gaaaaaaaaaaaayboy here +--- 634710771 +>>634710276 +>indieshit aesthetic +What? +--- 634711514 +>>634710771 +it's not very good. +the pixel art is a little sloppy and washed out. just like the game. the colours are so flat. + +it should have looked like the zelda GBA games at least. +--- 634711627 +>>634711514 +this is a pleb opinion +--- 634711708 +>>634711514 +So every game that isn't on the level of the masterpiece of pixel artwork that is Minish Cap. Is indieshit? +Damn. I can't believe Minish Cap is nigh the only non-indieshit game with pixel artwork! +--- 634711860 +>>634711708 +I can make the sprite pop. and create better pallets. +why can't they? +--- 634711985 +>Cadence will never bounce on your dick to the beat +--- 634712997 +>>634711860 +no you can't +--- 634713052 +>>634712997 +ok you got me +--- 634713132 +>>634713052 +me either so it's ok +--- 634713738 +>>634711514 +That’s not minsh cap’s link in the picture. +Why? +--- 634713859 +>>634711514 +The fact that you're 100% serious is what makes it so funny. +--- 634715120 +>>634713738 +it's their indie Link but re-detailed and with a stronger colour pallet. +--- 634715218 +>>634710082 (OP) +This is the only game that I played on switch and enjoyed fully. +>>634711514 +Many games are too fucking bright and oversaturated nowadays to the point of eyesore and everything blending into a bright puke. Also GBA screen was dimly lit shit compared to one on switch so they compensated. diff --git a/v/634710172.txt b/v/634710172.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..07094c6878afa7c1c37877c7b5ed8baee3d8c81e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710172.txt @@ -0,0 +1,453 @@ +----- +--- 634710172 +Play PoE +--- 634710242 +>play +fuck off Chris, we will never give you another excuse to justify your existence to Tencent +--- 634710275 +>"Play" an ARPG +--- 634710334 +>>634710172 (OP) +which of these two games is less chinked? +--- 634710394 +>>634710172 (OP) +PoE 2 when? +--- 634710424 +>>634710334 +Chink come to us all, pirate Diablo-II clones. +--- 634710430 +>>634710334 +they're both chinked to the absolute maximum possible +--- 634710439 +>>634710172 (OP) +No, thank you, Chris. The game is not fun anymore. +--- 634710492 +>>634710424 +This game is shit, the music is awesome thou. +--- 634710567 +>>634710334 +blizzard wants the chink market, ggg is owned by chinks +--- 634710612 +>>634710334 +PoE without a doubt +--- 634710661 +>>634710172 (OP) +tencent shills getting very nervous +--- 634710764 +Why, do you get to keep MTX and stashes for PoE2? +--- 634710796 +>>634710612 +GGG is literally owned by a chinese video game conglomerate. Blizzard is still American despite their best efforts. +--- 634710838 +>>634710796 +Blizzard isn't even in China anymore +--- 634710869 +>>634710172 (OP) +I did and it sucked +sick of getting one shot with full defensive nodes because chris balances the game around a log out macro +--- 634710880 +>>634710764 +It's the same game with large patch, they just added "2" to make people more interested. +So you keep all your shit. +--- 634710887 +>>634710172 (OP) +>Want to play POE +>But work took most of my time +How can I cope? +--- 634710889 +>>634710334 +niGGGas are owned by tencent +--- 634710941 +>>634710889 +93% owned now +--- 634710950 +>>634710869 +I wish HC wasn't like that as well. I hate leveling characters every other day, so I dropped HC dream. +--- 634710973 +Diablo IV was pretty good. I might get it. +--- 634711054 +>pooe or d4 + +Shant be playing either. +--- 634711107 +are the player numbers in poe really that bad now? +jesus christ man. he had like 500k players. an all time high count. and lost them all. what is going on ggg? +--- 634711198 +BIG DROP ON LIVE STREAM TODAY +FOUR HECKIN TWENTY +--- 634711332 +>>634710172 (OP) +I prefer good games. +--- 634711470 +>>634711107 +Why would you keep playing same game forever and ever? +--- 634711492 +>>634711470 +it's free +--- 634711520 +>>634710172 (OP) +Bald fucking retard. +--- 634711528 +For me? It's Las Epoch +--- 634711556 +>>634710492 +it was okay, 5/10, would not want to slog through it again kek +--- 634711660 +>leddit whines about dd and seismic +>be retarded didgeridoo playing emufucker vegemite nigger aboriginoid bald cuck retard faggot named chris wilson +>gee, how should i handle this catastrophe? +>perhaps i should buff certain skills to be in-line with others? +>perhaps i should finally buff some underused ascendancies? +>NAH BRAH LETS JUST CHANGE NOTHING ISNT THAT NOICE MATE ROIGHT IN THE TRACKY DACKS MATE FOOKIN STREWTH CUNT XDDD +HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU ---L I T E R A L L Y---- CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP. YOU JSUT CANT. I FUCKING CALLED IT. REDDITURDS KEPT FUCKING CRYING BTICH KEK TEARS ABOUT MUHHHHHHH ATLAS AND NIGGGERS WILL RUIN IT +BRAVO GGG BRAVO REDDIT!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!! WE FIXED POE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +HAHAHAHAH NOW WE GET TO ONCE AGAIN ENJOY SPAMMING DD AND SEISMIC ALL DAY AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAVE FUN BEING FORCED TO PLAY A DD OR SEISMIC TRANNY BUILD WITH GRACE AND DETERMINATION BECAUSE ANYTHING THAT ISNT THAT IS NOW IN THE DUMPSTER LMAO WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT????? OH BOY LETS JUST HOLD A FUCKING Q&A WITH LEDDIT AND ASK THEM. +>oi SasukeBernie2020 what do yew think we should dew tew imprewve the gayme mayte? +>haha lol i dunno xddd change nothing???? lol also +MANIFESTO UPDATE: ALL MELEE SKILLS THAT WERE PLAYED BY MORE THAN .0001% OF THE POPULATION HAVE BEEN NERFED FOR A NINTEENTH TIME LMAO BUT DONT WORRY KIDS WE'RE ADDING ANOTHER STASHTAB TO HOLD ALL THE USELESS FRACTURED ITEMS AND MISCELLANEOUS CURRENCY IN THWEE POAINT SICKSSS LMAO PLEASE BE KIND YOU GUYS WE ONLY HAD HALF A YEAR TO ROLL THIS PATCH OUT WE DIDNT HAVE TIME TO THEORYCRAFT XDDD AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THESE NEW MTX COSTUMES AND MAYBE BUY A 6000000 YUAN SUPPORTER PACK BECAUSE WE'RE SO FUCKING POOR MATE XDD + +actually unironically done with this game. fuck niGGGers and fuck china. ARPGs are dead +--- 634711694 +>>634711528 +>last epoch +>also owned by tencent +>literally copies POE boss mechanics +>has even worse endgame +--- 634711735 +>>634711694 +LE boss mechanics are better though. +LE even tells you what insta-gibbed you. +--- 634711859 +>>634711735 +>YOU CAN BE ONE SHOT IN LAST EPOCH AND IT TELLS YOU SO! ISN'T THAT GREAT??? +Its just POE lite, +--- 634711881 +>>634711694 +Is there anything chinkcent doesn't own at this point? +--- 634711965 +>>634711881 +Blizzard as they only have 10% +--- 634711982 +>>634711881 +taiwan +--- 634712002 +>>634711881 +unironically Blizzard-Activision, it's sad I know +--- 634712037 +>>634711859 +i've never gotten one shot in LE though +sounds like you've never played it and are just parroting "hot topic" speak for "Yous" +lols +--- 634712136 +>>634712037 +OK, Shill. +--- 634712196 +>>634712136 +it's easy to spot people that can't afford the game. +--- 634712201 +>>634711492 +Free as it may be but there ton of games to be play and you wouldn't want to only focus on one game do you? +--- 634712238 +>>634712136 +Cope, seethe, dilate, poopsocker. +--- 634712246 +>>634711660 +pretty sure he's a kiwi m8 +--- 634712296 +>>634712201 +no i play what i like and form my own opinions. +i'm based and a pretty rare breed these days. +kids need twitch, tictok etc etc +--- 634712528 +>>634710172 (OP) +What the fuck even is PoE2 anyway +is it just an expansion? A bunch of other exiles in a whole other campaign? but they still reach the same endgame? so they are in a parallel timeline with the original exiles? i dont fucking understand +--- 634712550 +>>634710172 (OP) +If you didnt roll a golemancer neck yourself chuds +--- 634712562 +>>634711660 +not australian dumb cunt +--- 634712569 +>>634712528 +Its a rework of the game, new campaign, new systems, probably will reset a lot of current endgame by removing it, new items etc +--- 634712619 +>>634712528 +>storyfag +don't overthink it. it's a new campaign and full rework of all foundational game system. it should be called 2.0, not 2. but we're in 3.21 so that wouldn't work +--- 634712671 +>>634712569 +So its a proper sequel? +Why the hell did i read a bunch of shit about the two games being related, like even the MTX from one game can be used in the other game, and how the game 'adds new ascendancies' to go with the old ones but only the new character archetypes can use them or something +--- 634712717 +>>634712246 +>>634712562 +>caring so much about isle looking like a turd +--- 634712743 +>>634712528 +>What the fuck even is PoE2 anyway +over-bloated PoE +same engine just poe2. +--- 634712781 +You need to be an actual unironic cuckold who slurps other men semen to play post 3.15 poe. +--- 634712787 +>>634712671 +Its a half-proper sequence. I never said you couldnt bring old mtx to new game, i just said what has been changed +--- 634712795 +>>634712717 +braindead northern hemispherefag, i'm surprised you didn't put "shrimp on the barbie" in your autistic rant +--- 634712820 +>>634711660 +try posting it again without the schizo babble +--- 634712861 +not to toss insults but why is it always the lesser fortunate that scream about games they can't afford? +--- 634713196 +I will when your release your fucking sequel you bald fuck +--- 634713239 +>>634711528 +>try Last Epoch +>gold is auto picked up +>materials constantly dropping which you need to pick up +>when you pick it up it goes in your inventory, then you have click on a button to put it in your material tab which can hold an unlimited amount of material +>look up if there is a setting to auto pickup materials since it drops like fucking gold in similar games and there is auto gold pickup in the game +>see a million posts complaining about the same thing and the devs have apparently stated that there is no auto pickup of material because they want you to feel the excitement, pride and accomplishment of picking up materials, which you fucking do constantly every second of the game like it was fucking gold +I am so fucking happy that I pirated the game. What are retarded ass design decision by the dev. +The game is pretty janky too. I only kept playing for until about lvl 30 because the necromancer golem fucks shit up and its looks dope as fuck +--- 634713352 +>>634713239 +>I only kept playing for until about lvl 30 +lmao +and you let that guy have access to your network +jesus christ +--- 634713418 +>>634713239 +>they want you to feel the excitement, pride and accomplishment +Why can't they just be honest and say they're too lazy to add auto loot pickup? +--- 634713516 +>>634713418 +It literally says in the second sentence that gold is auto pick up, so they can obviously do it but choose not to +--- 634713568 +>>634713418 +i honestly think its like an oversight / spaghetti code type of thing +like they gotta code in 9001 different entities for each type of shard thingy to auto pickup thats always scanning every time you go near an item on the ground +--- 634713706 +>>634710172 (OP) +PoE is trash that hates its players and has terrible gameplay + +Diablo 4 is trash but with fun gameplay and casual appeal + +I'll take D4 any day of the week. +--- 634713717 +you may not like it, but PoE is peak ARPG +seething is futile +--- 634713735 +>>634713516 +>>634713568 +dunno but I vacuum everything up with CE +--- 634713745 +>>634713568 +that's why you use classes so you're only checking one thing (whether the item the player walked near/over is of type 'material') instead of checking the exact name or item ID or whathaveyou +--- 634713813 +>>634710334 +Grim Dawn. +--- 634713841 +>>634710172 (OP) +D4 has no map overlay and is made for consoles. +it's that shrimple and i'll give LE and CHRIS WILSON my money. +--- 634713881 +>>634713239 +>necro summoner +enjoy Lagon he is almost unkillable as a summoner +--- 634714015 +>>634712671 +it's the same game. it's an update that they branded as a sequel because GGG lie every time they open their mouth. +--- 634714074 +>>634713841 +>D4 has no map overlay +You know I keep hearing this but in the Beta I played I had one. It's how I got around. I assume you actually mean: +>"So we changed the definition of what a fucking map overlay is and-ACK" +Fuck off. +--- 634714076 +>>634713841 +Based +--- 634714141 +>>634714074 +no there is a map that covers gameplay completely. it's garbage for console users. +--- 634714147 +>>634714015 +Its not a normal update obviously, thats why they call it a sequal. Its not even an expansion since it doesn’t just add content but a lot more than that + +Graphical overhaul +New items +New skills +New campaign +Rework of existing systems +--- 634714191 +>>634714147 +all on the same engine. so it's just an expansion. +the bloat is going to be horrendous. +--- 634714193 +>>634714074 +the fk are you on about, there is no overlay. you have to look all the way in the top right on the minimap to see, or open the fullscreen map which has no opacity. there is no proper arpg map overlay +--- 634714202 +>>634713841 +That's good cause POE ruined my arm and back for 7 years and can only lay in bed to play games now. +--- 634714239 +>>634714074 +No it doesn't. By map overlay he means a translucent map that overlays on top of the screen like it did in Diablo 2. The map in D4 is a separate screen entirely and it blocks the actual game screen while it's open. +--- 634714249 +>>634714147 +it's an update +nothing in there that couldn't reasonably be called an expansion +"graphical overhaul" TOP KEK +PoE shills are all the same, completely delusional +--- 634714259 +>>634714202 +please tell me you get neetbux +if not i'll pray for you +--- 634714340 +>>634711198 +Really? I might make my neet friend who is addicted to PoE upset with it. +--- 634714381 +>>634714191 +Plenty of sequels were done on the same engine, especially today +--- 634714424 +Seething about a map overlay is a sure sign of autism. How can you even talk about playing a game when you're ignoring all the visuals and focusing on some half transparent basic map? ARPG players are fucking morons. +--- 634714432 +I played all Diablos, Grim Dawn and LE, I will give it a try once they release a league that people love. It has too many mechanics which makes it intimidating, other than maps I don't understand other endgame stuff. +--- 634714473 +Call me a casual or whatever but making it MANDATORY to have gear that caps out 20 defensive stats for every single build just to be able to enjoy the game without dying every few mins makes your game a shit game. +--- 634714496 +>>634710172 (OP) +>play path of exile +>finish all acts +>want to get into endgame +>get filtered out because 99,9999% of stuff you find is crap and youre basically forced to get into trading autism rather than actually playing the game and improving your character that way +>instead of grinding for gear upgrades you are now soullessly grinding for currency to buy the specific gear you need, or pay chang a triple premium fee to outright buy the shit you need for real money +It's a legit fun game, why did they go out of their way to ruin it like that? Just make the Solo Self Found experience more enjoyable and rewarding, tradetroons will keep on tradetrooning one way or another, and everyone will be happy. +--- 634714547 +>>634711528 +me on the left +--- 634714628 +>>634714340 +yeah twitch stream today +BLAZE IT +--- 634714669 +>>634710172 (OP) +I wish D4 will be good but man always on service + necro skeletons look horrible and the corpses are straight out of Disney. +--- 634714690 +>build league starter +>could get to red maps and start farming them for the currency I need to start a character build I've never tried before +>burn out in the middle of yellow maps +--- 634714704 +>>634714424 +Because who gives a shit about visuals when you ran the map 5 times already +--- 634714725 +>>634714496 +Chinese bugmen overlords' demands to extend player time + kiwiniggers' side rmt projects, simple as. +--- 634714819 +>no crafting +>no endgame other than dungeons +>aspects cant be traded, you have to grind the same shit over and over and hope to get lucky +>their design ””philosopy”” is that what drops for you is what you will base your build around instead of other way around +>dogshit slow combat +>long cooldowns (lmfao) +>no holy templar class +>mobile chink gacha UI +>$70 +>battlepass +>microtransactions +>pre-orders get to play 4 days earlier +Will the blizzdrones eat the hot steaming turd served by them on a plate by blizzard again? +--- 634714840 +>>634714690 +>try shitcible +>it's standard but worse +How did they manage to do it. +--- 634714878 +>>634714496 +LE will have it best, be a buy slave or ssf with better drop rates. Game still needs few years to add proper endgame. +--- 634714923 +>>634714840 +It's genuinely impressive how much GGG hates their players and routinely lies to them while insulting them, and they keep coming back for more. I don't think any other developer in the industry has achieved this level of cucking to their players. +--- 634714979 +>>634710172 (OP) +>>634714819 +>no new skills +>no buffs to the wasteland that is most of the skills in the game +>boring defensive aura meta +>boring 3 decent ele builds all enabled by 1 amulet +>mobs even MORE annoying to map now with archnemesis mods +>boring uber uber uber bosses that are literally only interesting to streamer trannies playing gauntlet +>hardcore a complete joke, non-stop one shot deaths, deaths to lag, deaths to server issues, deaths to game engine being a piece of shit +>no real news on poe2 4 years later despite using the same engine as poe1 +>same shitty fucking trade site experience, zero attempts to make trading even slightly less cancer +>same nerfed movement skills, enjoy your double movement skills to move like you used to be able to with just one +>flasks still nerfed, diluted mod pool full of trash nobody asked for +>flasks still require autism orbs to gain functionality they could've added with a few lines of code allowing you to bind multiple flasks to a single key +>endless tedious micromanagement of tiny inventory leading to click-induced arthritis +>ssf still an utter joke where you can play maybe 5 builds well because the drop rates are tuned around bots farming 24/7 for muh trade economy +>requires a supercomputer to actually run decent in juiced maps and even then lags because the game engine is shit +>oh you liked this build? Nerfed. Oh you liked this item? nerfed. Most anti-fun developers I have ever seen in my life +It's actually insane how fast this fucking faggot game fell apart. 3.13 it was the best game I'd ever played, and I could see myself playing it forever. In just a year they ruined it irredeemably, I've never seen a game fall from grace so hard, even WoW took many years to do the kind of damage that GGG managed to do in a single year. I would pay chris nigger wilson over $100 for an offline copy of 3.13 but that faggot will never do it and so I will simply not play and never give them money again. Fuck them + +En garde nigger. +--- 634714982 +>>634710172 (OP) +I'm playing it right now, and I think I reached the point where it stops being fun, as I keep getting filtered by tier 10+ maps. I capped out my resistances, I have a decent life pool, and yet I keep getting assraped within milliseconds. +I feel like the only way I can still improve my character is by autistically minmaxing my gear, and it seems near impossible to do that when every piece of gear dropped is garbage. I've been grinding for 2 fucking days with no noteable upgrades to my equipment. +--- 634714986 +>>634714473 +Path of Exile got worse over the years. You are expected to invest almost everything into it, and still get one-shot. The game is absolutely binary, and either you fly through the map, destroying everything, or you'll get clapped in a blink of an eye. Often you can't even react to what kills you, as it happens in a picosecond. Completely retarded. The game isn't difficult, just retarded because of this. +--- 634714993 +>>634714840 +>>634714923 +The base game is excellent. Name a game with better feeling of progression and customization. +You literally CANT +--- 634715062 +>>634714993 +Diablo 1 +Diablo 2 +Titan Quest +Dungeon Siege 1 +Dungeon Siege 2 +Torchlight +--- 634715085 +>>634714819 +How come PoE's battle pass gets a free pass among gaymers? How come nobody is mad at them forcing you to buy all the junk tabs? How is everyone okay with clicking on all the atomised currency? Shit is retarded as it gets with the game and its design. +--- 634715087 +>>634714993 +>I cant progress +--- 634715107 +>>634715062 +You almost had me until torchlight kek. Literal sets define builds +--- 634715164 +>>634715085 +Because the battlepass is literally irrelevant for players with even a little bit of competency and the game is F2P +--- 634715187 +>>634710172 (OP) +no, I still haven't and will never get over the elemental resistance bullshit +--- 634715230 +>>634715164 +So it's okay for you that you are in an abusive relationship with the game, because it is free? +--- 634715261 +>>634710334 +Considering Blizzard got booted from china, ironically, comedically, D4 +--- 634715262 +>>634714982 +quit while you’re ahead. i played thousands of hours of PoE and wish i could have every second of it back +--- 634715302 +>>634714993 +>progress +>it's either you spend 99999999999999 hours to see another step +>or you rmt your way in +Best desigen evar. +--- 634715325 +>>634715230 +You asked about battlepasses not my relation to the game +--- 634715431 +>>634715302 +Or you craft your own gear +--- 634715549 +>>634715431 +It doesn't contradict to any of those 2 points. diff --git a/v/634710184.txt b/v/634710184.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9162bcbcebf344e400c81165208c61225a1d3dd7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710184.txt @@ -0,0 +1,74 @@ +----- +--- 634710184 +Talk about La Creatura +--- 634710217 +>>634710184 (OP) +The twitter cat +--- 634710462 +>>634710184 (OP) +Fuck this cat! +--- 634710574 +Whenever I see someone post this cat I immediately know they’re a MtF +--- 634710623 +>>634710462 +Yes please +--- 634711264 +cute cat +--- 634711551 +>>634710184 (OP) +Who? +--- 634711586 +>>634710184 (OP) +I like this cat +--- 634711653 +>>634710574 +I agree, anyone who posts that funny cat is a Mega Tubular Fellow +--- 634711685 +>>634710184 (OP) +i like putting this little CREATURE in other games via mods +she is too dangerous to be contained in one place +--- 634711778 +>that anon that posted himself cumming on a pic of nekoarc +--- 634711794 +all neco mains disappeared in less than one week +--- 634711817 +>>634710184 (OP) +SEXO CAT +--- 634712042 +>>634711778 +proof? +--- 634712156 +>>634711685 +--- 634712453 +>>634712042 +Check the archives, this was last week +--- 634712875 +>>634711653 +--- 634713089 +Thanks to the memes, this cute and funny cat has been living in my head rent-free for the last few weeks. +She is cute and funny. +--- 634713176 +>>634711794 +I just mostly play in local +--- 634713313 +>>634711794 +>Competitive gaming +--- 634713721 +>>634711794 +All the players disappeared in less than one week* +FTFY SENPAI +--- 634713804 +>>634710184 (OP) +What happened to Melty Blood? When will we get the Under Night sequel? +--- 634713879 +>>634712453 +Post a link you faggot +--- 634713983 +>>634713804 +>What happened to Melty Blood? +Turned into a Fate GO fighter. Still fun and the shield changes helped the game a lot. +>When will we get the Under Night sequel? +No date yet, but they're working on it. Confirmed by both its director and composer. +--- 634714559 +>>634713879 +Im too lazy to check the archives myself. Maybe that anon posts it again if you are lucky diff --git a/v/634710524.txt b/v/634710524.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..36dc74179169e0f38d0021cf39f36bc0b25c69f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710524.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 634710524 +. +--- 634710843 +Intense gay sex with Kaito-san +--- 634711805 +>>634710524 (OP) +When you try to make bullies pay for their crimes +--- 634712001 +>>634710524 (OP) +I still don't understand why the Judgment aren't really talked about, maybe the marketing didn't really sell them well to the public? +--- 634713368 +>>634710524 (OP) +>dates girls half his age diff --git a/v/634710645.txt b/v/634710645.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..276b275305520f43c1f8457b3b77fb243edd48bd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710645.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 634710645 +What is it about consoles that makes people so tribalistic? + +You don't see Coke drinkers bragging about how much more their soda sells than Pepsi. +--- 634710690 +Poorfag cope +--- 634710818 +>>634710690 +FPBP and since they don't have games they need to convince others to buy the console to get more games. +--- 634711060 +FACT: The majority of console war shitflinging on /v/ is actually PCvirgin falseflagging. +--- 634711851 +PC gamers are so fucking poor they can't afford a controller. +--- 634712078 +>>634710645 (OP) +It's like a brand loyalty thing. Instead of looking past that, people will often make their personality the brand and shit on all other options. +--- 634712927 +>>634710645 (OP) +Consoles have a significantly higher cost to buy in than a soda. It's very likely you can only afford to have one, or just not want to have to spend the several hundred dollars on another console in general, especially for kids who rely on their parents to buy them. +--- 634713630 +>>634710645 (OP) +people usually don't buy multiple of the same gen consoles and with online capabilities people want everyone to have the same console as them. Mix that with brand loyalty and you have a pretty fun combination. diff --git a/v/634710695.txt b/v/634710695.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2b27f9bda1f236566bbb9c9ef869b3f4a8750354 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710695.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 634710695 +Why did 47 kill this random delivery guy in Blood Money? +--- 634710913 +Because The Franchise was hot on his and Diana's tails at that point and anybody they encountered could have been an assassin sent to kill them. He also kills his pet bird to keep the noise down, but 47 is known to have a strong love and connection for animals. The situation was just really desperate. +--- 634711036 +>>634710913 +Hitman lore is more enjoyable than I would have thought +--- 634711640 +>>634711036 +Have you played Codename 47 and Hitman 2 SA yet? 47's character arc in those two games is amazingly good. They pretty much ran out of material for him after Hitman 2 because he peaked so early as a character. +--- 634713778 +>>634710695 (OP) +Because he paid for Amazon Prime and it wasn't next day delivery. +--- 634713818 +>>634710695 (OP) +Because why not? diff --git a/v/634710929.txt b/v/634710929.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..56bc4ddd458bd393af5de0f59a1310e583455fca --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634710929.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634710929 +Why would salazar have a statue of a guy with a pirate hat in his castle? +--- 634711020 +Wait so they took aeay the hat but kept it on the statue? +--- 634711125 +>>634711020 +The entire statue is his old design. + +So yeah, that happened. +--- 634711213 +>>634711125 +It's because Salazar is the only character to continue to age between the OG and Remake. +--- 634711320 +>>634710929 (OP) +They contradict themselves just to please the fans and i fucking hate it. +--- 634711867 +>>634710929 (OP) +>>634711020 +>>634711125 +>>634711213 +>>634711320 +mods fixed that. +next +--- 634712035 +>>634711125 +Oh wow I hope someone got fired for that blunder +--- 634713520 +>>634711867 +Pitiful. +--- 634713606 +>>634711213 +That's actually a pretty cute idea. +And he certainly couldn't fit the hat on his new Beethoven hairdo. diff --git a/v/634711015.txt b/v/634711015.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c35aaa11bab181e1576271c621217fd47092762d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711015.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +----- +--- 634711015 +i got bored in intro train ride so i just uninstalled it lol +--- 634711142 +>>634711015 (OP) +polar temp iq bait +--- 634711182 +I'm surprised a zoomer lasted this long. Congratulations! +--- 634711272 +>>634711015 (OP) +lol +--- 634711449 +>>634711015 (OP) +holy based +--- 634711517 +Holy based. Fuck this overrated boomslop where you move like the floor is covered in butter. Black Mesa is superior. +--- 634711594 +>>634711015 (OP) +based out of control>>634711015 (OP) +--- 634711614 +>>634711015 (OP) +honestly i don't blame you +you missed out on the kino that is surface tension, though +--- 634712084 +>>634711015 (OP) +you again with your shitty shop skills +--- 634712173 +>>634711015 (OP) +Based Zoomer +Just watch a speedrun of it at 2x playback speed while watching tiktoks on the other monitor +--- 634712282 +options -> enable developer console +§ +sv_cheats 1 +map c1a0 +you're welcome +--- 634712298 +>>634711015 (OP) +>>634712173 +--- 634712434 +>It's a zoomer problem to want gameplay and not gay padding +Even older RPGs went straight to gameplay. Homosexual community ruined an era of gaming +--- 634712748 +Get a refund. + +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 634712845 +>>634712298 +Unfathomably based +--- 634712886 +it's not very good. the game is a boring slog with bad gameplay and shooting +--- 634712905 +>>634712886 +We're talking about Half Life 1, not 2 anon +--- 634712991 +>>634712905 +it's not very good. the game is a boring slog with bad gameplay and shooting +--- 634713128 +i got wrecked by a zombo early on and i just uninstalled lol +--- 634713170 +>>634712905 +sounds like HL1. +--- 634713246 +>>634711015 (OP) +Based. +--- 634713443 +>>634712298 +Based fried dopamine receptor chads +--- 634713532 +>>634712298 +based multitasker +--- 634713776 +I'm running through the xash3d port with ray tracing, looks alright. +But I caught myself at least a dozen times thinking "A single square room?! Black Mesa expanded on this so well". +Still no idea why does everyone and their mother think the original On A Rail is too long. +--- 634714854 +>>634711015 (OP) +Okay. Plenty of games don't appeal to me either. I hope you find something that does. + +>>634711614 +Surface tension is great. The assassin bit is pretty good too. By the time you get to Lamda and you're trying to reach Xen is where I tend to start feeling burnout. I don't think Xen is too bad, but it just doesn't feel as tight as the early levels. diff --git a/v/634711078.txt b/v/634711078.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1d7990a5f1d398fe41535b27718abade9da3c869 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711078.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 634711684 +>>634711078 (OP) +Pyra would definitely join Glimmer and her boyfriend to teach them about sex +--- 634712256 +>>634711078 (OP) +--- 634713285 +I demand more chad dad hot wife cute daughter games +--- 634713438 +How do blades get pregnant? +--- 634713589 +>>634711078 (OP) +I HATE ANIME +I HATE ANIME +I HATE ANIME +--- 634713691 +>>634711078 (OP) +Rex is so lucky! diff --git a/v/634711126.txt b/v/634711126.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4fac4819da79b752fdee55eb5cf34a83fe27785e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711126.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 634711126 +>59 FPS +--- 634711207 +Correct. More than 59 fps is good +--- 634711305 +>>634711126 (OP) +>936p +--- 634711409 +>sub 240hz in 2023 +lol +lmao even +--- 634711493 +>bought a gsync monitor so that I wouldn't notice fps drops below the refresh rate +>there's still a noticeable stutter when frames drop +--- 634711602 +>>634711493 +>gsync monitor so that I wouldn't notice fps drops below the refresh rate +Uhhhhhhh, G-Sync can't prevent that m8. It'll just prevent tears; Of course fps drops will still be noticeable. +--- 634711697 +>>634711126 (OP) +>120FPS +>Game still stutters because fuck you +I hate modern gaymes bros. +--- 634711916 +>>634711126 (OP) +The human eye is incapable of seeing more than 27.5 FPS +--- 634712247 +>59 FPS +>tfw 59hz monitor +--- 634713120 +>CPU temp over 80°C diff --git a/v/634711172.txt b/v/634711172.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..54ccac81a2053c09cf6148072235c3ab9d04f645 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711172.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 634711172 +which is it for (you), /v/? +--- 634711248 +>>634711172 (OP) +Hollow Knight +--- 634711270 +hollow knight mogs the other one hardcore +--- 634711358 +Neither. Both are quite dull. +--- 634711452 +both, neither are dull +--- 634711457 +>>634711172 (OP) +Ori and its not even close how much of a better, more polished game it is compared to HK +--- 634711736 +>>634711172 (OP) +Hollow Knight for combat and bosses / colosseum +ori for chill comfy gaming +--- 634711883 +>>634711736 +>Hollow Knight for combat and bosses / colosseum +this is fair. the problem is that the maps so fucking huge that combat actually only accounts for a portion of the game, and the other major part (exploration/platforming) kinda sucks, which weakens the game a lot for me when i consider it as a whole +--- 634711929 +>>634711172 (OP) +Rabi-ribi +--- 634712064 +>>634711883 +the 3rd dlc made the game more enjoyable +before I was always rushing to the colosseum +--- 634712413 +>>634712064 +i only played after all the dlcs were added, what did the 3rd change? +--- 634712545 +>>634712413 +you know , infinite boss fights without having to go through the game each time +--- 634712567 +>>634712545 +i thought godmaster was 4th? +--- 634712880 +>>634712567 +guess I forgot +it's been a while since I played the game +--- 634713087 +>>634711457 +I mean one is an indie game made by 3 people while the other is made by a 10 people in a studio backed by Microsoft, who also published it. +--- 634715428 +>>634711172 (OP) +different games, hollow knight is much more open and combat focused, while ori plays much more like a platformer +both were incredibly fun though diff --git a/v/634711204.txt b/v/634711204.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7f3e4fdee5f665d012c626e1371cc829dbc72a6a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711204.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634711204 +>What do you mean I can't see a college girl's panties in the remake? game is totally unplayable +>what? of course I buy games just for this little easter egg... why would I play the actual game instead!?!??! +--- 634713662 +/qa/ lost to a literal tranny board diff --git a/v/634711287.txt b/v/634711287.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9381e478372373e09088be44c94864dbc706ac32 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711287.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 634711287 +Are you excited for Tekken 8? +--- 634711418 +With how much effort they made to engage with the tournament scene during Tekken 7's lifespan, you'd think they would consider just how much these fucking particles are going to DESTROY the bitrate of Twitch's 1080p streams +--- 634711490 +>>634711287 (OP) +Yes + +Very much so +--- 634711574 +>>634711490 +I don't really like how they seem to have prioritized anime flips and shit over his karate stuff but otherwise he is by far the most impressive looking character in T8 so far. So much of his stuff has been completely reanimated, brand new voice clips, and his best costume designs since Tekken 4 +--- 634711813 +>>634711418 +I don't know whether it's retarded or wholesome that these esports games seem to not care about looking like shit on stream. I'm surprised they're not thinking about it because it's been at the back of my mind since the quakelive.tv days. +--- 634711921 +>>634711418 +you can turn them off or lower them +--- 634711975 +>>634711813 +The biggest changes to Tekken 8 have been to discourage blocking in esports. Nerfing defense into the ground is really just a change for the audience. So if Harada cares so much about tournaments then he should be more concerned with stream quality +--- 634712237 +>>634711921 +EVO 2024 is not going to bother adjusting the particle transparency setting on every single PS5 at the venue in addition to getting all the games updated, installing DLC, dealing with monitor issues etc. etc. +--- 634713728 +>>634711287 (OP) +yep +can't wait for the josie trailer and new game ost diff --git a/v/634711351.txt b/v/634711351.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..da6e2843d66f8a843697217d081e70e169eef059 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711351.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 634711351 +i hope this is worth it /v/ +--- 634711420 +Lol. Maybe 3 games. +--- 634711446 +>>634711351 (OP) +Play KH1, CoM, and KH2. Then pretend th series ended there +--- 634712830 +>>634711446 +>CoM +"No!" +--- 634712863 +>>634711446 +--- 634712934 +>>634711446 +This +--- 634713080 +>>634711351 (OP) +why does a game need administrator privileges? +--- 634713216 +>>634711351 (OP) +It's only worth it if you played KH1&2 as teen in the 00s. +Otherwise you have to legit be highly autistic to enjoy the games as someone young enough nowadays. +--- 634713316 +>>634711351 (OP) +It really isn't. If you're not blinded by nostalgia goggles KH2 has a horrible stilted story that ruins any gameplay improvements, the first one is okay but also drags in several sections +--- 634713331 +>>634711351 (OP) +im thinking ill just emulate them +--- 634713493 +>>634713080 +So OP can mine bitcoin +--- 634713549 +>>634713080 +Japanese programming diff --git a/v/634711498.txt b/v/634711498.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3496ccebeae1cfbefea01ab2f5d9e794bd8b370d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711498.txt @@ -0,0 +1,84 @@ +----- +--- 634711498 +>"Drinks for the thirsty, food for the hungry." +--- 634711656 +milk truck just arrive +--- 634711797 +>>634711498 (OP) +built for bnc +--- 634711905 +>>634711498 (OP) +Yeah I'm a milk drinker alright. +--- 634711989 +Is she actually guilty or not? +--- 634712046 +I love Skyrim +--- 634712098 +>>634711989 +shes a woman +--- 634712116 +>>634711989 +you don't get a good reward either way; just roleplay what you think is correct. +--- 634712125 +>>634711989 +Yes +--- 634712176 +>>634712098 +So she's guilty of making me horny. Got it +--- 634712181 +>>634711989 +Guilty of what? +To this day I still haven't actually listened to the quest. +All I know is dead niggers > single dead sexy negress +--- 634712342 +>>634711989 +guilty of deez nuts lmao +--- 634712348 +>>634712275 +kek +--- 634712487 +>play turbochad white warrior +>enter Whiterun +>equip LL spells +>start a foursome with Saadia, Saffir and Ahlam +>do I every time I visit the city +--- 634712490 +>>634711989 +>supposedly persecuted for speaking against the Thalmor +>in Hammerfell +--- 634712713 +>>634711797 +BIG N'WAH CHAINS +--- 634712759 +>>634711498 (OP) +and for the horny? +--- 634713075 +>>634711989 +Her story is inconsistent and doesn't make any sense. She's outright hostile to you as soon as she thinks someone is on to her, and immediately tries spinning a victim story. Hammerfell fucking hates the Aldmeri Dominion, so targeting someone for wrongspeaking against the Thalmor in Hammerfell is nonsense. She also both "didn't know" the Alik'r are nearby, but she also knows that an Alik'r guy ended up in the Whiterun jail in almost the very next sentence. She's clearly lying about whatever it is she did, and is likely a Thalmor agent herself. + +The Alikr have to hide out in a cave and try sketchy shit just because they don't have any jurisdictive authority in Whiterun and were told to leave, which they do so with little to no resistance (except the one guy who got thrown in a cell for the night because he was snooping). Their telling of events is concise and straightforward. They go to the trouble of asking you to help capture her alive. The only thing you can't be certain of is how they'll treat her once they've taken her back. +Regardless of whom you side with, as a thane of Whiterun, the best option is to let the Alik'r take her. That gets all potential Thalmor agents out of town. +--- 634713190 +>>634712046 +more liek hjorni the distractING amirite guize +--- 634713223 +>>634713075 +I just think the game is poorly written and infested with stupid characters +--- 634713427 +>>634711989 +She is very blatantly guilty because her story is retarded. Hammerfell is staunchly anti-Thalmor, they fought a fucking war that could have potentially doomed the province against the piss ears because the Empire sold them out. Hammerfell won, barely, and is putting all its resources into fighting against the yellow elevens even harder. So for Sadia to claim that Alik'r warriors are trying to arrest her for "speaking out against the Thalmor" is completely retarded. It would only fool someone alien to Hammerfell's politics and falls for a set of fluttering eyelashes. +--- 634713674 +>>634712759 +Drinks and food +--- 634713843 +>>634712046 +what mods to get slampigs like that? +--- 634713867 +>>634711989 +Who cares. Nothing matters in this game +--- 634714540 +>>634711498 (OP) +The default barmaid outfit is absolute kino. I kneel for you Todd. +--- 634714551 +>>634711989 +Fuck her. diff --git a/v/634711695.txt b/v/634711695.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8d61577e3a02413f0e8620dab2f676d7b22ac715 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711695.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +----- +--- 634711695 +Scolipede is the coolest Gen 5 pokemon. Prove me wrong, you can't. +--- 634711741 +>>634711695 (OP) +>>>/vp/ +--- 634712080 +>>634711695 (OP) +Not even the coolest bug from its own gen +1. Volcarona +2. Galvantula +3. Scolipede +--- 634712245 +I want to fuck this bug (male). +--- 634712330 +I want this bug to lay on top of me and squish me with its big belly +--- 634712394 +>>634712245 +Scolipede is for Roxie only +--- 634712414 +>>634711695 (OP) +I want to lick and suck on this bugs puffy anus +--- 634712428 +Gen V killed Pokemon. +You can't deny this. +--- 634712821 +>>634712414 +same +especially with a pair of musky, sweaty balls underneath +--- 634712979 +>doesn't have arms +>dabs on your entire gen anyway +--- 634713058 +>>634711695 (OP) +>takes multiple turns to rev up +It's shit. They're all shit +>heh...just wait till my passive boosts me up a couple ti- ACK! +--- 634713096 +>>634711695 (OP) +she cute +--- 634713743 +>>634712414 +>>634712821 +I wish I was the scolipede with your mouths on my doughnut and boynuts both. +--- 634714024 +>>634713743 +I bet your puffy doughnut would be exxeptionally musky and addictive, you could tonguefuck it for hours without stopping. +--- 634714097 +BW1 absolutely oozes with soul in a way that shouldn't be possible for post 90s-Pokemon +--- 634714286 +>>634711695 (OP) +Volcarona, Hydreigon, Zoroak, Serperior are all better imo, but Scolipe is up there, for as much shit as genV gets from tgeir bad designs they have some if the coolest mons as well +--- 634714292 +Sex with matrifol +--- 634714435 +>>634711695 (OP) +>Prove me wrong +I like Scolipede but Zoroark exists, you know +--- 634714554 +>>634714024 +The best doughnut tasters are gonna get pinned under my buggie butt where I can smear my musky, sweaty ring all over their faces and saturate them with my male reek. +--- 634714594 +Based taste. I prefer Volcarona, Emolga and a couple of other mons. +--- 634714683 +tags: arthropod abdomen genitalia +--- 634715038 +>>634712414 +>>634712821 +>>634713743 +>>634714024 +>>634714554 +someone's son typed this +--- 634715323 +>>634715038 +Would your dad call me his son while I fucked him? +--- 634715335 +>>634715038 +People keep laughing when I say porn was a mistake, yet here we are. +--- 634715515 +>>634715335 +Oh no, text on a basket weaving forum diff --git a/v/634711742.txt b/v/634711742.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20e3029a51d1b15aadd5722c6bddac007c658fd1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711742.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 634711742 +The PS3 killed gaming +--- 634713462 +>2 generations of backwards compatibility +>free online +>solid exclusives lineup throughout it's lifetime +Last console that was actually good +--- 634713545 +>>634711742 (OP) +maybe get a ssd retard +--- 634713559 +>>634711742 (OP) +the ps4 and ps5 do that shit when you unplug them too +--- 634714157 +>>634713462 +>proceeds to do the literal opposite of all 3 of these positives because the expensive console sold like shit +--- 634714789 +>>634713462 +>2 generations of backwards compatibility +only if you bought the +>FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS +versions at launch. went to use my 2nd gen fat with software emulation last year and DMC1 didn't even start. +--- 634715213 +>>634713545 +An SSD in a PS3 is useless because youre bottlenecked by SATA 1.0 speeds diff --git a/v/634711815.txt b/v/634711815.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..74c8ef008340bf2515b305fe1d9335395436fcdf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711815.txt @@ -0,0 +1,176 @@ +----- +--- 634711815 +https://www.gamesindustry.biz/us-game-revenue-down-5-to-46bn-in-march-says-circana-us-monthly-charts +> During March, US consumer spending on games reached $4.6 billion, a 5% decline year-over-year, according to the latest Circana data. +> Software comprised most of the month's revenue (83%), with game content reaching $3.83 billion in March. However, the segment was down 7% compared to last year's performance. +What went wrong /v/? Why aren't people buying as many video games? +--- 634711954 +>>634711815 (OP) +>buying shitty remakes and triple goy games +you are not a gamer, please please please go back. +--- 634712007 +>>634711815 (OP) +There was an article recently that the core consumers of video games are millennials i.e. current 24-35 year olds, and this bracket is probably buying less video games because why would you when it's oversaturated with clones? +--- 634712023 +REmake4 chads, we fucking won +--- 634712069 +>>634711815 (OP) +They keep making bad games. +Same story as what's happening with Final Fantasy. New game as a DMC clone, why? No one wants it. +Junkie audience will buy anything and everything but hyper-buyers are always a minority. +--- 634712112 +>>634711954 +>tendie upset he will never play RE4R, Elden Ring, Hogwarts +--- 634712192 +>>634712069 +You are a brainlet. +DMC combat is very popular, even Genshin uses it. +Pretty much every single melee based game that comes out today is a derivative of Souls or DMC combat. +--- 634712208 +>>634711815 (OP) +>What went wrong /v/? Why aren't people buying as many video games? +the people are feeling the effects of bad policies western leaders have made over the past number of decades +the west and its people arent as wealthy as they once were +--- 634712229 +>>634711815 (OP) +>PLUMMETS +>5% +boomers are mentally ill +--- 634712239 +>>634711815 (OP) +Remake needed for hitman blood money +please and thank you +--- 634712285 +>>634712192 +Yeah, you are a hyper-buyer it's okay. +Again, the market is contracting because demand is not being filled. +These easy action games are very easy to make, doesn't take much thought. +--- 634712307 +>>634711815 (OP) +We're heading into a recession and PC hardware had it's worse sales in 20 years, things are going to be a lot worse than only being down 5% soon +--- 634712359 +>>634712112 +>Hogwarts +lol +--- 634712494 +>>634712285 +>>easy action games are very easy to make, doesn't take much thought. +>DMC combat +>easy to make + +lol nice copium +if you want to see garbage combat, see nuZelda +--- 634712503 +>>634712112 +was ER launched in march you esl nigger +--- 634712649 +>>634711815 (OP) +>bloated AAA market profiting marginally less on their scams and unwanted skinner boxes +>RE4make turns out far better than expected, selling incredibly well +>Hogwarts game (despite being boring) sells well and proves deranged Twittertard threats hold little power + +I'm fine with everything in this headline. +--- 634712667 +>>634711815 (OP) +There were barely any games + +The only game I got excited for was fucking golf. And it was 70 britbrongdollarydoos so I ended up not buying it. +--- 634712690 +>>634712494 +>another hyper-buyer game +Anon...this thread is not for you. +--- 634712763 +>>634712690 +>anything popular is bad + +Go huff Phil Fish's smegma. +--- 634712876 +>>634711815 (OP) +>5% +--- 634713105 +>>634712307 +>We're heading into a recession + +You've been saying that since 2020. +--- 634713303 +>>634713105 +Anon...are you unaware of what happened to the stock market over the 18 months? +--- 634713330 +>>634711815 (OP) +>What went wrong /v/? Why aren't people buying as many video games? +They're being tighter on their own money +--- 634713406 +>>634711954 +FACK YUO +BAE DE GAEM +--- 634713421 +>>634711815 (OP) +>ps5 breaks ps4 record for system sales (in NA) +>meanwhile revenue down for all videogames +The tried and old wisdowm still rings true: If sony is doing well then videogames are doing bad. +--- 634713454 +>>634712007 +Zoomers buy more games but play them way less, so there's less chance of DLC/content sales. +--- 634713467 +I'm surprised it's only down 5%. The game industry is a mess right now +--- 634713468 +>>634711815 (OP) +INDUSTRY CRAAAAAASHH +--- 634713504 +>>634712649 +This. It's essentially saying DLC and rapacious micro-transactions are selling like shit but full standalone games are back to being money makers. +--- 634713535 +there are literally no games besides re4 like what the fuck am I supposed to spend money one. I just waiting for more tendy games at this point. Like literally anything. PC gaming is mostly dead as fuck besides monthly remake +--- 634713596 +>>634713105 +Green line went up massively during COVID no one was saying that when every investment you could make would double your money, everything is actually crashing now though especially the tech bubble. +--- 634713607 +>>634713467 +Yes considering other sectors went down ~20% and more it's fairly good. +--- 634713652 +People are just getting poor anon +--- 634713739 +>>634712112 +no...not the demake and trannywarts +--- 634713768 +>>634713596 +>would double your money, +yeah only double +--- 634713825 +>>634713596 +>everything is actually crashing now though especially the tech bubble +They've had to raise interest rates a dozen times in the last year alone because the market is so white-hot it's causing inflation. Unemployment is like sub 3%, even if the tech industry laid off 40k workers or so in the last three months. Burger government is dumb, so we're getting thirty years of stubbornly suppressed wage growth in the space of five years. +--- 634714641 +I still think it's a lack of quality more than a recession. Government gives enough gibs in all first world countries to keep entertainment spending up. Video games are also the cheapest medium available. +Right now, all that's being offered are linear action or open world action. There's little with artistic merit to arise curiosity. +--- 634714752 +>>634711815 (OP) +Good, let it all crash and burn +--- 634714865 +>>634711815 (OP) +There's more value in paying a $60 subscription fee to Nintendo to play their backlog of 10/10 than going out and buying new $70 games. + +Pulseman is better than Elden Ring. +--- 634715157 +>>634713105 +central banks are increasing interest rates, means the appetite for equities will crash and companies will find it harder to raise capital to finance operations. Add that to +>surging inflation +>restructuring of international trade paradigms +>loss of ability to cheaply acquire debt +make no mistake it's coming, and I'm not even being le epic alarmist polfag here, I'm being straight with you +--- 634715278 +>>634711815 (OP) +March had fucking nothing. +A game I played 40 years ago was the best they could do. +I used a code for gamepass to play wolong and that's it. March sucked, wo long was alright though. +--- 634715435 +>>634711815 (OP) +RE4 is the only must buy game of 2023 so far. +--- 634715543 +>>634712229 +Anon SLAMS Mentally deficient OP in BRUTAL takedown post! +--- 634715590 +>>634711815 (OP) +Lower the prices. People are already heavily cutting their consumerism. Prices will inevitably come down no matter what when demand plummets and theres too much supply. The first company to lower their prices hogs all the attention and customers from its competitors. Companies basically have to cannibalize each other by hogging the limited customer spending for themselves at the expense of their competitors. You can turn the recession into your benefit and company profit but only if you're among the first to lower those prices. Those who are dead last gain no benefit from lowering their prices but they have to do so because everyone else is doing so. As a side-effect inflation stops. + +Sometimes you have to burn your field to kill the weeds and fertilize the ground for new harvest. Companies simply have to stop being stubborn, and be among the first to lower their price and go through Sales campaign, with a goal to bury their competition. diff --git a/v/634711891.txt b/v/634711891.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eba30d03b8cc5a724b77289090c82150241fdfa3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634711891.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634711891 +Why does this game look like shit and run like shit at the same time? I'm playing it on PS4 for the first time due to the PS+ subscription and I don't think I've played a game with this poor of a performance in a very long time. The only reason I'm sticking through with it is because I'm a sucker for any kind of horror game. Apparently this even released on PS3. I can't imagine the performance on that. +--- 634712212 +>>634711891 (OP) +The best version is the Game Pass one on PC. Idk if the Xbox version was also updated. +--- 634712267 +It was an early PS4 game, before they had the tech down. +Runs near-perfect on PC. +--- 634712461 +>>634711891 (OP) +The frame rate is atrocious on an amateur ps4, it goes steady at 30 on the pro, and buttery smooth 60+ on pc. +Also the game looks amazing, even if it has id tech texture streaming problems. +It had the most impressive dynamic lighting artistry of that generation. The game looks exactly like the pre rendered backgrounds from the REmake but in 3d. +I hope Naoki Katakai comes back in another game, miss that dude. +--- 634714215 +>>634711891 (OP) +it looks great +--- 634714493 +>>634712461 +Crazy to think the same console that gave us Call of Duty 2 also had The Evil Within and MGSV. The leap that generation is still hardly talked about but christ it's very apparant. +--- 634714958 +>>634714215 +Really? It looks atrocious on my 50 inch TV. diff --git a/v/634712137.txt b/v/634712137.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9c1cd564b24cd02b6c76dab52fc9b7356ea7ee54 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712137.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 634712137 +Will this thing run okay on my 1650 laptop? +--- 634712358 +>>634712137 (OP) +no +--- 634712436 +>>634712358 +I will force it +--- 634712928 +save yourself 30 hours of boredom by watching it on youtube instead. it will still suck but at least you'll have saved some time you can now put into a good game. +better yet don't even bother with it on youtube. +--- 634712937 +>>634712137 (OP) +No it clearly says ps4 +--- 634713570 +>>634712137 (OP) +PS4 games run on PC, but you have to install the latest version of Java and the Xbox app to get it to work. +--- 634714712 +>>634712937 +>>634713570 +>Being retarded is funny guys! diff --git a/v/634712240.txt b/v/634712240.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2df9bd55c7878bc04b3ef6b6c0264505c7921588 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712240.txt @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +----- +--- 634712240 +What's the best GTA theme song and why is it Soviet Connection? +--- 634712379 +Liberty city stories theme, no question. +--- 634712485 +>>634712240 (OP) +lol, soviet connection is only above v's theme, literally every other gta theme is better. +My personal favorite is vice city's closely followed by Tbogt's. +--- 634712972 +>>634712240 (OP) +Soviet connection is iconic but I like tbogt's better, but my favorite is 3's +--- 634713159 +>>634712240 (OP) +Best: GTA2 +Great: BoGT, LBS, VC, SA. +Honourable mentions: VCS and tLaD +--- 634713184 +https://youtu.be/ouTMqZrgrTU [Embed] +No GTA London? Oh behave, baby + +But seriously 3's theme song is the best imo +--- 634713393 +>>634712240 (OP) +3’s my favorite, it’s really relaxing. A lot of them are really good. I will say the worst one is GTAV and it’s because you almost never hear it. It only shows up during the story opening, not in loading screens, nothing. People even forget 5 has a theme. The theme itself is alright +--- 634713810 +vice city and gta 4 are legendary +--- 634713934 +>>634713159 +>Best: GTA2 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM [Embed] +--- 634714046 +>>634712240 (OP) +San Andreas and you can't change my mind +--- 634714623 +>>634713393 +I hope VI's theme will be not as nonexistant and bland as V's +--- 634715002 +>>634712240 (OP) +3 for me. It's so slick and well produced. Maybe it's my nostalgia speaking, I mean I have nostalgia for VC and SA too, but somehow 3's theme is just a perfect match for that game. + +3 > IV > VC > SA > LCS > VCS >>>>>>>>>>> V +--- 634715117 +>>634712240 (OP) +any random song on VC radio mogs any HD era gta theme song diff --git a/v/634712301.txt b/v/634712301.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e8908bd8fdb578579d2f6194453c616cc648c444 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712301.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +----- +--- 634712301 +WHERE IS THE NSP? +--- 634712978 +not coming for another 10 days minimum id say. Luckily the chads from monolith are giving us something to play in the meanwhile. +--- 634713040 +>>634712301 (OP) +Anon? It has denuvo. Chances are, you won't get to play it on emulator, hell you might not even get to play it on your hacked switch for a while. I'm sorry. +--- 634713138 +>>634713040 +lmao how will the tendie cope when it gets emulated again at release date -10 +--- 634713280 +>>634713040 +Nah I think its much more likely that they do a custom DRM than give denuvo money monthly lol. This is nintendo they dont want to give any profits to denuvo when A. this will be the first game and attempt at switch drm which makes it much more likely to have flaws to be bypassed and B. Nintendies devs are capable of blocking it themselves. I think they just take it on the chin this time around as they will still sell it like never seen before regardless. +--- 634713394 +>>634713040 +>the denuvo news was out long before TOTK and no game had it +>chances are this one won't either even if they say so +>denuvo is clearly an unbreakable anti-cheat system that's been easily and quickly circumvented for years now +nice headcanon +--- 634713537 +>>634713138 +Not that it won't eventually be playable on an emulator or hacked hardware. But denuvo has really become a fuck-you, buy the game or fuck off solution on PC for the vast majority of games that get saddled with it. Those fuckers have almost a decade of experience to bring over to this first console release and of course they're not gonna want to fuck up to make a good first impression to console makers. +People running emu or installing .nsp's might actually have avoided most of this DRM crap if the games they're interested in are switch exclusive or are on the eshop, so they might legit not know how fucking bad this shit is. I'm not saying this as a tendie, I'm saying this as a concerned brother - prepare your heart because it might be the first time it feels bitterness towards irdeto. + +>>634713394 +Just look at this anon. He has no clue how much of a pain in the ass denuvo is and the singular (1) person willing to do it. That's the level of awareness someone on the switch ecosystem has. +--- 634713569 +>>634713394 +Why would they not put it on pokemon lol that sells as much if not more than any zelda its just plain retarded. I bet the financial experts at nintendo weighed it and figured the piracy issue is not enough to warrant spending dev resources or a 20k shake down per month to denuvo. 96% of people will buy it. The bigger issue is the 30 million hacked switches not the emutranny willing to cope with constant crashes. I was there when xenoblade 3 dropped and i finished it before launch day and trust me it was a shit experience even on my god pc. ToTk will be similar. Playable but shit. +--- 634713656 +>>634713040 +Is this the new schizo coping? +--- 634713747 +>denuvo on a switch game +Emulated on release if not before, screencap this +--- 634713756 +>>634712301 (OP) +I hope the pirates hold off and give nintendo proper launch time in the sun +--- 634713817 +>>634713138 +and have nintendo ninjas on your ass? +no thanks +--- 634714294 +>>634712301 (OP) +I think we can expected something in the end of next week. + +>>634712978 +Yeah, I wasn't impressed with 3, but I will pirate dlc in totk anticipation. +--- 634714367 +what source do you use for NSPs? most of the websites i used to browse stopped working on both proxysite and tor browser +--- 634714434 +>>634714367 +Russian torrent trackers work fine. And piracy here now is allowed officially. +--- 634715217 +>>634713040 +Do physical copies have Denuvo or is it only eshop copies of the game? diff --git a/v/634712463.txt b/v/634712463.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a18fcd927e5219d9b23ef869dab3b7a73a783f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712463.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 634712463 +What are your current fav Switch games? +--- 634714837 +BOTW, Metroid Dread, Skyward Sword HD... +--- 634714860 +Super Mario Maker 2 diff --git a/v/634712479.txt b/v/634712479.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cff7f4bd54f07f85d423d549133511c0f8b2565e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712479.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634712479 +AS I BECOME MORE PRESENT NOW +I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THE PAIN +A HOLLOW CUT THROUGH MY VEINS +--- 634713157 +>>634712479 (OP) +Chad game +MGS4 trannies begone +--- 634713410 +MGS 5's open world was tragic. Shallow, flavorless, basic. You can blame Konami for cutting the budget, but you can't excuse those boring ass fucking side quests. Haven't played Death stranding, but i've heard it did not get much better. +The retard hack just wants to make cutscenes with his celebrity friends. +--- 634713494 +>>634712479 (OP) +does it have unskippable cutscenes or qte events? +--- 634714647 +>>634712479 (OP) +Is that from a linkin park song? +--- 634715557 +>You hope hatred +>Might some day replace the pain +>But it never goes away +>It makes a man hideous +>Inside and out diff --git a/v/634712670.txt b/v/634712670.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..25f57ecb19eb88bf7bed451545a8e7ff90d3711b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712670.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 634712670 +>blacks your kratos + +Are they gonna get sued? +--- 634712786 +why are americans like this? they shove niggers into everything, music, movies, their wives +why? +--- 634712884 +>>634712786 +they were indoctrinated by the kikes to worship niggers +--- 634712962 +>>634712786 +Because black people live in America? Why wouldn't they depict them? +--- 634713076 +>>634712962 +>Feigning ignorance + +Human beings instinctively feel and know if something is wrong. Stop acting retarded. +--- 634713091 +>>634712884 +>>634712962 +the duality of the amerikneel +>ITS DA JOOS (it is, to be fair) *does nothing about the jews* +and +>WHY DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT? MY WIFES BOYFRIEND IS BLACK AND HE'S VERY NICE + +You "people" disgust me. +--- 634713093 +>>634712786 +>Jews +--- 634713134 +>>634713076 +The only thing wrong here is you being a sexless hateful incel. +--- 634713154 +>>634712670 (OP) +They are barbarians tho? +--- 634713194 +>>634712786 +you know how Germans are shit-scared of even mentioning the Jewish faith in even a neutral context because of the nazis? +same thing but for Americans and Niggers +--- 634713198 +>>634713134 +>flings shit as it is being called out +clockwork +--- 634713220 +>>634712786 +Google "american culture is centered around" +--- 634713232 +>>634712670 (OP) +Gibsmethat, Wielder of the 9, God of Welfare, Lord of Chains. +--- 634714059 +>>634712962 +>13% of population +blacks are overrepresented, just like troons and faggots diff --git a/v/634712701.txt b/v/634712701.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..65263b467ab941d54b321642d32de39b36af9c64 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712701.txt @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +----- +--- 634712701 +>Did patches 4.2, 4.4, 5.1 and 5.5 +>Did Shadow of Mach pandemonium quest lines +>Did Bard and Black Mage quests from 3.0 and Dancer from 5.0 +>Assistant writer to Return to Ivalice and Save the Queen +>His retard waifu is Zero +--- 634713616 +>>634712701 (OP) +>Assistant writer to Return to Ivalice and Save the Queen +you know the answer already +--- 634714210 +>>634713616 +I thought people actually liked RtI and StQ +--- 634714279 +>>634714210 +--- 634714365 +>>634714210 +We did we're just upset Covid ruined the schedule and forced StQ to end without a real resolution. + +Anything else is schizophrenic "da joos did it" tier retardation.. +--- 634714443 +>>634712701 (OP) +doesnt really matter, ff14 never had good story. +--- 634714545 +>>634714210 +ivalice is incomprehensible without knowledge of prior material that its based on, save the queen started off well but was pretty ass by the end +--- 634714550 +>>634714210 +Japanese players got to that scene where the WoL allows the femroe take a hostage with a dinky knife and shat all over StQ for that reason. They also complained it was visually too dark and ugly. +--- 634714568 +>>634714210 +only thing i liked about save the queen was seeing another femroe die and witnessing the 6 people who play them bitch about it +--- 634714715 +>>634714545 +>ivalice is incomprehensible without knowledge of prior material that its based on +Isn't that the majority of FF14 though? Using concepts from the FF games before it, or making allusions to those past games? +Heck most of the players don't even get the references to those past games because they've never played it. +--- 634715057 +>>634714715 +>Isn't that the majority of FF14 though? +not really? I think the game does a pretty good job fleshing out references as their own stand alone thing, look at the warring triad for example, you're given a brief overview of each of the 3 and their in-xiv universe purpose and background and they have pretty much nothing to do with their ff6 counterpart, return to ivalice doesn't do any of that, it just throws in characters and names and locations in your face and its all one big fucking mess unless you know what they're supposed to be +--- 634715216 +>>634713616 +>>634714210 +>The main villain of this entire antagonist group? He died off screen and never encountered your character - problem? +>Oh also your WoL is such a shitter some Femroe with a tiny ass gun 2 steps away from you is going to hold someone hostage +Fuck no +--- 634715387 +>>634714715 +Are you off your meds? +--- 634715527 +>>634714365 +>Covid ruined the schedule and forced StQ to end without a real resolution. +It was always supposed to end like it did +--- 634715564 +>>634712701 (OP) +>Extremely meh patches +>A raid story that takes an ungodly amount of time despite being extremely basic +>Very generic quest lines (at least it's not PLD) +>Butchered storylines +>Terrible waifu +Sounds absolutely terrible holy fuck. diff --git a/v/634712796.txt b/v/634712796.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c7000f298622b3b865a7dfd13cb9ba26b9368cb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712796.txt @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +----- +--- 634712796 +Protector of mankind +--- 634712893 +how do you protect the dead? +--- 634713146 +Destroyer of my cock +--- 634713292 +My whore wife +--- 634713719 +Ejector of my seed more like +--- 634713805 +>>634712796 (OP) +she's hot and i can't get enough robot women characters but her game's creator seems to be fucking gay or something and I'm wondering if this is the kind of thing i'd regret trying to get into +--- 634713847 +>>634712796 (OP) +--- 634713874 +but she killed billions +--- 634713957 +>>634712796 (OP) +Is Taro a bigger retarded genius than Kojima? +--- 634714302 +man, Ai pics are fucking soulless +i hate drawfags, but this shit makes me miss them. +--- 634714653 +>>634712796 (OP) +toobs +--- 634714706 +>>634713292 +Bouncing on many anon cocks +--- 634714998 +>no beauty mark +Off - Model AI slop +--- 634715059 +I'm here to save the thread anons (no it's not AI) +--- 634715113 +>>634712796 (OP) +>>634713292 +>>634713847 +>>634715059 +--- 634715275 +>>634712796 (OP) +>No one fights without a reason. And we need a god worth dying for. +Nier Automata +>Your eyes are full of hate, 41. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive, it gives him strength. +Beh Hur + +Both quotes are 100% true. +--- 634715362 +>>634713805 +You have no idea how much this game caters to and exploits your degeneracy. Yoko Taro is anything but gay. Yoko Taro is probably straighter than oyu + +real section from the game btw +--- 634715570 +>>634715362 +NTA + +This censored part is probably kill, not fuck. +--- 634715663 +>>634712796 (OP) +>>634715059 +I see it now, I finally, understand. +2D truly is better than 3D diff --git a/v/634712825.txt b/v/634712825.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..78697ae8e0c9fe22bd8ac367adf5fe02d56fdde9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712825.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634712825 +Nippon Ichi Software has announced horror visual novel collection Hayarigami 1-2-3 Pack for PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, and Switch. It will launch as a physical pack on July 27 in Japan for 5,980 yen. Each title will also be available as individual digital editions for 1,980 yen apiece. +--- 634713057 +Japanese only? diff --git a/v/634712847.txt b/v/634712847.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5396212c88883317020d2fa483d102a67f01291c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712847.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 634712847 +>got this new for three bucks +>fun gameplay, good graphics and presentation + +why did it fail? +--- 634713237 +>>634712847 (OP) +The missions themselves are actually awright. + +It’s everything else about the game that sucks ass. +--- 634713774 +Its 3 dollars fun. It isnt 60 dollars + tip + mtx + battlepass + skins + whatever other dumb bullshit they would have added fun. +--- 634714605 +>>634712847 (OP) +This looked so fucking cool and I hate that it failed. diff --git a/v/634712942.txt b/v/634712942.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4801add8f7f0252ea022049742554be368994641 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712942.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 634713045 +why bring wild animals into this? +--- 634713125 +too based for normie infested /v/ +--- 634713248 +the right lost the culture war +--- 634713274 +>>634712942 (OP) +>Burgers start waking up +>Post about black cocks + +kill yourself niggerdickfag diff --git a/v/634712943.txt b/v/634712943.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..58f35aa6a558713e1e31e8be87a328585e3d749f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712943.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634712943 +Why was it so mid? +--- 634714980 +>>634712943 (OP) +Was it? I just finished it couple days ago and i honestly think it's among the best games in series. Right under T&T. Main big plot was neat and dramatic, there was just enough clues and dialogues for me to be able to figure out most of the conclusion before final trial started (which iirc cannot be said about other games), susato was peak mommy wife, the only thing that offended me a bit was an ass pull magical Iris' VR communicator that saves the day in the end. Absolutely enjoyed myself from the start to the end. +--- 634715124 +>>634712943 (OP) +It was st8 bussin no cap on g +--- 634715565 +it wasn't diff --git a/v/634712958.txt b/v/634712958.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b422f83e17b8d24893f693d00a18595c1dfe8c34 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712958.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 634712958 +Legendary /v/ screencap thread +--- 634713173 +>>634712958 (OP) +>literal forced meme +--- 634713215 +Triggered tendies incoming +--- 634713279 +legendary samefagging +--- 634713294 +>>634713215 +Not "triggered" it's just not funny or even true. I liked Elden Ring but it was honestly pretty mid since most of it was just Dark souls 3 rehashed. +--- 634713314 +>>634712958 (OP) +--- 634713448 +>>634712958 (OP) +--- 634713583 +>>634712958 (OP) + +Shouldn't you be playing the new Horizon DLC instead of posting this for the thousandth time? +--- 634713679 +>>634713215 +this thread itself is endlessly reposted by a butthurt tendie. It's pathetic. +--- 634713848 +why are snoys so obsessed? any other player base and the joke would have died on the day, holding onto the only "gotcha" moment they've had in decades is embarrassing especially when tears of the kingdom will outsell elden ring +--- 634714450 +Like /v/ said the Mario movie was delayed because of Sonic? +--- 634714481 +>>634712958 (OP) +The peak of your life is that high you have to make a daily post about it? +--- 634715332 +>>634713294 +>has to write an article about how not-triggered he is +Talk about no self awareness diff --git a/v/634712974.txt b/v/634712974.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..301d7ba77b929b0a13a4f85ad0ba751ff41339d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634712974.txt @@ -0,0 +1,388 @@ +----- +--- 634712974 +Looking forward to any h-games, /v/? And have to played any good ones recently? +--- 634713023 +stop cumming retard +--- 634713048 +no /wegs/ allowed in this thread +--- 634713071 +I need some lolige +--- 634713110 +>>634712974 (OP) +--- 634713116 +I haven't found one that sparks the same energy on me since imperial gatekeeper. Rapechads just keep on losing +--- 634713156 +>>634713110 +How come this still looks fappable unlike the other pic? +--- 634713195 +>>634712974 (OP) +i use to play one on Newgrounds called Meet 'n Fuck +--- 634713225 +>>634712974 (OP) +And? The one in your OP pic is? +--- 634713254 +I wonder if the game Melody is working with is gonna get out of development hell. +--- 634713256 +>>634713156 +you know exactly the answer. +--- 634713278 +>>634712974 (OP) +>tfw no yandere big tiddy gorilla tomboy gf + +Aoi was so much better than the other girls it's unreal, time skip Maika was the only one who came close. +--- 634713290 +When's my nigga RockCandy gonna roll out another update? +--- 634713308 +One or two +--- 634713312 +>>634713110 +I played Black Souls today up to the fort for the first time +Is the whole game like this? It's fun but I heard there was more story and characters and shit +--- 634713349 +Play Goblin Burrow +--- 634713361 +>>634713156 +Because you're coping +--- 634713364 +>>634712974 (OP) +--- 634713382 +>>634713278 +>yandere big tiddy gorilla tomboy gf +Now I have to know the name of this H-game. +--- 634713408 +>>634713071 +Sex Education is a Taste of Honey is a contender for best lolige I've ever played +--- 634713409 +>>634713312 +BS1 is a decent RPG, which also builds up BS2 +BS2 is a goddamn masterpiece, and I'm not shitposting with this statement. even if you don't like the combat aspect the story is probably one of the best lovecraftian story I've ever read. +--- 634713417 +>>634713195 +All their games have fallen off recently. I don't know if Kosmos had a stroke or something, but they look fucking atrocious. +--- 634713425 +>>634713382 +Uh, what doujin is the image from my sweet anon +--- 634713436 +>>634713290 +Nobody is impressed that you're a nigger. +--- 634713503 +>>634713382 +Admission Pastime +--- 634713531 +>>634713436 +You're in a H thread of all places, we're all niggers. +--- 634713724 +>>634712974 (OP) +Confession game is pretty good. Too bad it is too short, no harem option, weird choices and sorely lacking in post confession content. Idea is great, just not enough of everything in general. +--- 634713802 +>>634712974 (OP) +you cant catch colds from wet clothes. colds are caused by viruses. +--- 634713823 +>>634713349 +Too grindy, and the art's kinda shit +--- 634713845 +>>634713110 +Make it look like choppy scribbles then you'll nail it +--- 634713852 +>>634712974 (OP) +man you cant just post this lovely lady and not give the source, hook a brother up +--- 634713882 +Asking before I waste my time. +Would you be interested in playing an h-game roguelike? +I mean literally an ASCII game that plays like Rogue. +--- 634713902 +>>634713425 +https://exhentai.org/g/2510744/c1a4116258/ +>>634713503 +Thanks. +--- 634713917 +>>634713882 +What would the art look like +--- 634713948 +Almost coomed myself to death. +--- 634713984 +>>634713917 +Like a cat walked over a keyboard plugged into a Commodore 64. +--- 634714000 +>>634713882 +I had a similar thought, except my idea was more like the Mystery Dungeon series +--- 634714017 +>>634713948 +>His next game is also about fucking your mom +Oh I'm ready +--- 634714026 +>>634713948 +Is it translated? +--- 634714062 +>>634713984 +( • Y • ) + +Boobers +--- 634714071 +>>634714026 +yeah + +>>634714017 +I WILL coom myself to death +--- 634714073 +Someday I'll complete dlc2+3... +btw i don't see people mentioning shotgun from jack's soul, is it that bad or is there better gun? +--- 634714080 +>>634713882 +you need stellar coom writing but to be completly honest most coomers wouldnt bother with pure text stuff +--- 634714107 +>>634712974 (OP) +aoi 4 day ending best ending +--- 634714113 +>>634712974 (OP) +Source is Confession Game +--- 634714119 +>Fleshcult +>Free Cities +>Rondo Duo +>ZoneArchive + Creambee +>Taimanin +Those were the days... +--- 634714142 +>there are """men""" on this board that show great resentment when they aren't getting cucked in some capacity +/v/ is the biggest tranny board on this shithole site. +--- 634714152 +>>634714119 +i remember when rondoduo was spammed everywhere +fun times honestly +--- 634714156 +>>634713364 +Source* +--- 634714167 +AHEM. + + +Heiwachan. Trap 2. +--- 634714179 +>>634714000 +Do you mean with actual Pokemon? +If so, can we work together? I'm serious. +--- 634714226 +>>634713948 +>No harem ending or even a threesome outside of the "married" orcs. +Only negative point about it, I cant pick between savage orc fucking or cheating on my princess bride with her mother. +--- 634714229 +>>634714156 +けもちち~ロリ爆乳種付交尾録~(ゲーム版) +--- 634714230 +Futa mage Kanade is easily h-goty, it’s simply perfect +--- 634714267 +>>634714071 +Oh sweet. Going to look up the general over vg to see if it's there. +--- 634714296 +Any good monster girl games? And I mean real monster girls and not just nekomimi with tails and different fur color +--- 634714321 +>>634712974 (OP) +I played this game before it was translated and I thought it was cute that you could refuse all the sluts and stay loyal to your cute childhood friend. Or alternatively you could completely cuck her. I feel like there's almost zero female NTR so it was nice to see. +--- 634714390 +>>634714226 +For me its the Queen AND mindbreaking my mom. +>>634714230 +I was gonna say Summer Life was a pretty decent game, but that apparently released last year already so I'll accept it +--- 634714395 +>>634714296 +Monster Girl Quest in the later parts. +--- 634714417 +>>634713852 +RJ418575 +https://mega.nz/file/DHZEFapR#A7e_aV2nEQMzOoTkmz-1OnqOiGwsA1e6HkFdQ99HGzc +--- 634714419 +pit +--- 634714431 +>>634712974 (OP) +Tomboys. Yuck. +--- 634714462 +>>634713503 +>>634714113 +Which is which +--- 634714556 +is femboy holy order rascal good? +--- 634714648 +>>634713408 +Where can i download said game? +--- 634714656 +>>634714230 +looks unappealing +i dont mind futa but make it not look like trash at least +--- 634714668 +New NTRMAN soon :) +--- 634714674 +>I can only coom in the presence of muh freedums +Mist +Insexual Awakening +Zombie's Retreat +Overgrown: Genesis +Witch Trainer +Princess Trainer +Daughter of Essence +Karryn's Prison +Snow Daze +Alien Quest: Eve +Once in a Lifetime +>3D-PD doesn't apply to blender models +The Wish +Holstein Girls +Sky Resort + +>I can only coom if it was folded a thousand times +Summer~Life in the Countryside~ +Succubus Prison House of Lewd Demons +The Sword of Succubus +TittyFuckMysteryofHotSpringInn +Explorer of Yggdrasil +The Wreck of the Spaceship Todoroki +EroTrapSweeper +Karryn's Prison* +Melty's Quest +Imperial Gatekeeper +Mira and the Mysteries of Alchemy +>1000D-PD is okay with me +Honey Select 1 + 2 +The Fairy Tale of Holy Knight Ricca +Artificial Academy 1 + 2 + +>I like actual gameplay +Flower Witch +The Fairy Tale of Holy Knight Ricca +Futaring / Futanaring +Overgrown: Genesis +EroTrapSweeper +Explorer of Yggdrasil +Daughter of Essence +Zombie's Retreat +Karryn's Prison +Alien Quest: Eve +Portals of Phereon +>Gameplay is spreadsheets +FreeCities + +>I like my women with penises +Flower Witch +Futaring +Sky Resort +Building our Futature +Holy Knight Ricca +Mira and the Mysteries of Alchemy +Phereon +FreeCities + +I grabbed this from an older thread. +There was contention about Karry's Prison, because it was coded by a westerner but drawn by an easterner, and the thread exploded in >implications. +--- 634714691 +>>634712974 (OP) +Is there no new /ss/ games dropping? When did the world end up like this... +--- 634714701 +I wish Confession Games CGs were on sadpanda already. +--- 634714738 +>>634714462 +It's Confession Game. The other game anon mentioned might just look similar. +--- 634714761 +Play her game. +--- 634714806 +>>634714691 +Winter Memories is coming up, so there's that to look forward to +--- 634714810 +>>634713882 +I play eragames so sure. +--- 634714828 +>>634714691 +Innocent Rules in June. Succubus Affection 2 sometime in the future. +--- 634714974 +>>634714230 +Almost perfect. Too much fetish shit and not enough sex. Yes I wanted to fuck the fairies. +--- 634714989 +>>634713902 +>https://exhentai.org/g/2510744/c1a4116258/ +What's with people using exhentai for vanilla normal stuff. Like I seriously never understood it. Nhentai has all the gross immoral stuff under the sun already, why don't people just upload it there. +--- 634715073 +>>634714989 +Which reminds me, is Fakku dead yet? +--- 634715075 +Any Oyakodon h-game kino? +--- 634715083 +>>634714989 +>nhentai +--- 634715128 +>>634713948 +what is this please +--- 634715139 +>>634714989 +because niggers who use exhentai, especially who uploads have invested their time in their tiny game called hentai verse. they earn currency for their game and with it you can torrent doujins en masse. +--- 634715179 +>>634714989 +Exhentai is just e-hentai+more explicit stuff. It's also where nhentai scrapes all it's content from. The difference is that exhentai also has a bounty system, stores non-h content, and was organized as a way to coordinate the collection as much material from Comiket as possible. Nhentai is literally just a mirror that exists to try and sponge ad revenue from an autist passion project. +--- 634715185 +>>634713023 +Start cumming, eunuch. +--- 634715196 +>>634715128 +looks like obasan saga +--- 634715207 +Waiting for this summer to arrive +--- 634715210 +>>634715083 +Go back to /hgg2d/ and stay there +--- 634715224 +>>634714806 +like a new game or just more DLC? +>>634714828 +Is this just another game of monster girls raping you when you lose +--- 634715267 +>>634715207 +is this the heroine game? i thought its axed. +--- 634715298 +>>634715179 +Its gonna be 2085 and people will still make jacking off to online things more complicated than it needs to be. +--- 634715350 +>>634715224 +Its pretty much Summer Memories 2.0. There's a beta you can play right now haven't done so myself because I don't want to get spoiled just yet but I've been told there are a lot more animations / positions you can do now. Couple of new characters and some returning characters added on top, and you've got a pretty good game. +--- 634715370 +>>634715207 +>we're getting this and Hachina's game come summertime +Life is good +--- 634715392 +>>634714017 +you have my attention +--- 634715434 +Any new NTR games? Upcoming? +When is Scars of Summer getting its update? +--- 634715448 +rogue-like i like +--- 634715460 +>>634715210 +--- 634715490 +>>634715392 +As usual, the dev had a near death experience and was hospitalized apparently just a minor thing but it keeps happening to these Nips. Not all that much known as of yet, but we do know you're the son and get to bang your mom as the main girl. Art of her is in his latest post +https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/9445/article/824646 +--- 634715512 +>>634715083 +>Hit back once +>Back out of the entire 350 page doujin +>Loads slightly faster +I never understood the almost religious disgust aimed at nhentai. + +Yeah, the search is dumb and it's a dirty scraper with less content, but it works for my purposes for a quick fap. +If I need to find game cg, western, artist CG, misc, or comments that are constructive and lead me to better stuff, it's not like I can't go to the original. +--- 634715553 +my left ear hurts from too much cooming. actually my whole body dont feel good :( +--- 634715613 +>>634715553 +>my left ear hurts from too much cooming +In what kind of position were you even masturbating, anon +--- 634715628 +>>634715512 +>I never understood the almost religious disgust aimed at nhentai. +its literally just people that have a stake in ex, ignore them +--- 634715662 +>>634715267 +Violated princess +VH has been dropped for a very long time now, but the guy who made the katteban Version, is creating his own game. +He said it's finished around summer>>634715298 +--- 634715684 +>>634715613 +im left handed so the nerves probably landed a shock to my left ear (idk biology) diff --git a/v/634713073.txt b/v/634713073.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6f5ab4a01ec11772bf6ef15b602824b613b8b64a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713073.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 634713073 +Can some christfag explain why Blasphemous 2 focuses so much on hands? +--- 634713227 +It’s God giving a helping hand. A chopped off hand is due to a verse saying if you sinned, you need to chop it off +--- 634713235 +>>634713073 (OP) +its copying elden ring +--- 634713241 +You gotta go to church on Sunday and ask some old boomer and he'll very likely not know either, kids here aren't into christkek shit. Just watch out for the head old boomer of the church, I hear they like to touch....wait, touch, hands... +--- 634713276 +>>634713073 (OP) +Only God Forgives +--- 634713338 +>>634713227 +>>634713276 +Can you go into more detail on this? +--- 634713498 +>>634713338 +--- 634713502 +>>634713227 +>if you sinned, you need to chop it off +so christcucks must chop off their dicks after they fap? +--- 634713741 +>>634713502 +man you're retarded +--- 634714553 +I never heard about chopping off hands if you sinned unless it's a third world nigger, sandnigger or latinx liveleak. +--- 634714649 +>>634714553 +Giga-Moor +--- 634714787 +>>634714649 +It's armor. Sicilians were spawned by niggers, not Andalusians. +--- 634714882 +>>634713073 (OP) +The same thing why Shovel Knight focuses so much on knights. No reason at all. It just some kind of occurring theme of a setting. If you think that the developers are actually some kind of a religious rosicrucian monks then you're cute. +--- 634714965 +>>634713073 (OP) +Look up “right hand of god” +--- 634715103 +>>634713235 +>Elden ring invented hands. +--- 634715354 +>>634713498 +Wanna fight? diff --git a/v/634713168.txt b/v/634713168.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d1f556ccda26e0f1e5e0541b050c6d921e4837ef --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713168.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 634713168 +apologize +--- 634713291 +>>634713168 (OP) +fun but only with a friend and preferably inebriated +kind of like the CGI films +--- 634713698 +>>634713168 (OP) +i kneel before the king of Resident Kino +--- 634713775 +>>634713168 (OP) +I'll never play it because the logo looks like a girl sucking the dick of a humanoid giraffe +--- 634713937 +>>634713168 (OP) +FUN AS HELL +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkY8fcbfjqM&t=50s [Embed] +--- 634714243 +>>634713937 +thank you for the RE6 kino uploads bro +--- 634714617 +it's trash +no, le advanced mechanics does not redeem it +cope, contrariantards +--- 634714756 +>>634713168 (OP) +Best gameplay in all the series, remacucks will never experience shit like this in they goyslop crap +--- 634714896 +>>634713168 (OP) +>/V/ is such a contrarianism shithole that is now praising RE6 +--- 634714953 +>>634714617 +fuck you re4r mid +--- 634714957 +RE6 sucks fucking ass. +--- 634715169 +>>634713168 (OP) +>Assault Horizon of RE games +I will not. +--- 634715530 +>>634713168 (OP) +It sucks dick. I've wasted 57.5 hours on this shit only because I was playing all routes with my friends. It's a retarded shooter, dumb and fun, and is not a Resident Evil game. +--- 634715758 +Good fun with a friend, although most things are. The co-op elements are objectively pretty well done, better than most modern co-op games. diff --git a/v/634713178.txt b/v/634713178.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9353aa1c0d6c9796f7ecb290d0df60e2b348294a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713178.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 634713178 +My wife, Aerith Gainsborough. +--- 634713374 +>>634713178 (OP) +that's our hotwife +--- 634713435 +Can I interest you in a life insurance policy? +--- 634713519 +My wife too +--- 634713623 +I love my Cetra wife +--- 634713634 +based red +--- 634714772 +My used goods is your wife? Pathetic. +--- 634714924 +I miss aerisdies.com +--- 634715394 +>>634713178 (OP) +I love her monstrously but gentle huge cocc diff --git a/v/634713182.txt b/v/634713182.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c52265321bf22003e8507089fb9028dc3360bf39 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713182.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 634713182 +Are AAAs even trying? they just got btfo by an indie effort + +https://twitter.com/esankiy/status/1648717946477314048 +--- 634713289 +>>634713182 (OP) +The detective dialogue driven part of this game sounds bad. It's interesting visually but I don't expect it to be fun to play. Also expect it to be 5 hours long +--- 634713295 +new propaganda slop just dropped +--- 634713370 +>>634713182 (OP) +When hyper realistic school shooter game like this? +--- 634713509 +>>634713182 (OP) +>overcast lighting +You are fucking retarded if you were tricked by this. Reminds me of gta 4 realistic graphics video, where overcast whether was used to hide imperfections. +Anyway, animations are the biggest give away. diff --git a/v/634713201.txt b/v/634713201.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..02996dda69467fbdf4e00d570e0fdcf55ff4d309 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713201.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634713201 +How do I stop friend collecting, /v/? +--- 634713603 +*fuckbuddies. Literally no self respecting worthwhile man will take you now. Better get off the internet and pretend it never happened and you might get a chance with someone diff --git a/v/634713265.txt b/v/634713265.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c666e82ab5399ee6339009e07d78b496a6a84ca9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713265.txt @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +----- +--- 634713265 +Just got to Port Knot City, how the fuck do I go back to do leftover errands? The mystery niggas are blocking my path and I can't squeeze through without the baby throwing a tantrum +--- 634713990 +just go back through there again you lazy nigger it's not that bad +--- 634714224 +>>634713265 (OP) +Truly you are stranded by death. + +Written and directed by Hideo Kojima +--- 634714341 +>>634713265 (OP) +Just hold your breath when your scanner starts going apeshit. Getting through BT zones is simple. Even if you get caught it's pretty fucking easy to just mash your way out. +--- 634714794 +>>634713990 +great idea + +made it past and now "a considerate BT" ate my piece of shit bike I parked somewhere while I tried scaling up a mountain to get to a neet musician +--- 634715292 +>>634713265 (OP) +Btw, the BB is a red herring. It's not Sam from some alternate universe or something. It's just a random baby, explicitly tooled to trick the player into seeking deeper connection. And Amelie is an extinction entity, along the same lines as what killed the dinosaurs. You defeat her with a hug at the end. Princess beach. +--- 634715582 +>>634715292 +Why go through all the effort of typing that out to make someone else's experience worse? +--- 634715642 +>>634715582 +no fun board, chud +--- 634715708 +>>634715582 +I'm at work. I'm getting paid to shitpost. Are you? diff --git a/v/634713268.txt b/v/634713268.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3df8cba3674d43b0af45975fa73fb8d340b00569 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713268.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634713268 +Why can't modders add in more quests and characters from the main games instead of reskinning the same weapons for the 500th time? Analmeme has no real content and is empty as fuck. +--- 634715285 +Reskins are easier diff --git a/v/634713275.txt b/v/634713275.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f2ff79634daaffa89c8b54b3573d3be8b0b6ddae --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713275.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634713275 +This really was the last time things were good, wasn't it? The world went to shit as soon as the Year of Luigi ended. It was an even better time than we realized. +--- 634714194 +only a fool doesn't realize an entire year dedicated to a side character is great diff --git a/v/634713434.txt b/v/634713434.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e30396c9633246fbc9fb08a72b44c33a111dec68 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713434.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 634713434 +2020s will be remembered as the decade of the arcade games. + +post some good arcade games you've played recently +--- 634713557 +>>634713434 (OP) +>2020s will be remembered as the decade of the arcade games. +What kind of alternative reality is this? Recently I've only played fighting games in general, fight 'n' rage and TMNT. Beat 'em ups are still dead +--- 634713579 +That's not an arcade game. It's a console game, and not even a good one. It's a shitty western fan tribute to streets of rage 2, that ignores all the improvements that Bare Knuckle 3 brought not only to the series, but to the entire genre. + +A REAL arcade game i played recently and 1CC'd was Elevator Action Returns. diff --git a/v/634713636.txt b/v/634713636.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5ab3079c930172bc7097ae1df2ad191d28a77a41 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713636.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 634713636 +https://www.ign.com/articles/jagged-alliance-3-is-a-serious-tactics-game-with-a-tone-that-doesnt-match +>Let's have someone review the game fans have been waiting 20 years for that's never even heard of the franchise +>Also, let's make it an actual unironically tranny to be even more insufferable +>This franchise known for 90s schlock and turn based tactics is problematic for being filled with 90s schlock and turn based tactics +This is a joke, right? +--- 634713692 +>>634713636 (OP) +cover screams coh3 and i hate it +--- 634713976 +>>634713692 +I hate IGN and every member of their staff. The fact that they pay money to people with mental illnesses and encourage them is a crime against humanity. I remember when game journalists were journalists and had English majors. Now they think penises are vaginas. +--- 634715236 +>>634713976 +>when game journalists were journalists and had English majors +When was this? You've never needed to have a degree in anything, to be a ("games") journalist. diff --git a/v/634713658.txt b/v/634713658.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04a2fae0e2afc7ab134c5124b6150333315d15cf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713658.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634713658 +>PSX diff --git a/v/634713697.txt b/v/634713697.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6095cdcbb2156fa395d8a8d471c0895786db9570 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713697.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 634713697 +Well /v/? +--- 634713860 +edit her to "im only attracted to black guys" and repost the thread +--- 634713970 +>>634713697 (OP) +that's kind of a retarded reason to reject someone considering anyone can quit their job and stop showering +this thread's dumb +--- 634714067 +Well Godspeed, just don't expect me to ever want you even if you "change" +--- 634714585 +>>634713970 +well do it pussy and show us your big titty bat gf when you do +--- 634714667 +>>634713697 (OP) +I am both +--- 634714796 +I want to suck on Rouge's fat futa balls like a little fox boy. +--- 634714843 +She looks like she fucks human men diff --git a/v/634713707.txt b/v/634713707.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..81806548630524bd0f66354c5e092b32a99a12ab --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713707.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634713707 +This makes the millennial cringe. +--- 634714357 +The fact "secret societies" actually use dragon ball tier power level scaling based on characters popularity (then have them fight in secret backroom galaxy fate battles) is some of the gayest shit ever devised by man or other. diff --git a/v/634713734.txt b/v/634713734.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..52f895babc8f20587621d2158f79ac95197f43a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713734.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634713734 +Why is Mass Effects character creator so bad? Is it to make you use default Shepard since it's impossible to make a good custom one? +--- 634714385 +It's to punish retarded self insertfags for not picking default Male. diff --git a/v/634713876.txt b/v/634713876.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c6ed6a481b6703162c2030a0c93589aedd8c072b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713876.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634713876 +John Homero +--- 634713950 +Romero's Troon and Goon +--- 634714041 +>>634713950 +Formerly Carmack's Track and Gack? +--- 634714092 +>>634713876 (OP) +>Homero +Absolutely subhuman. +--- 634714104 +>>634713876 (OP) +was this the retard who complained that metroid doesn't have enough tutorials or was that the other guy? +--- 634714169 +>>634713876 (OP) +Alfredo Mateos +--- 634714403 +>>634713876 (OP) +Sneed in MetaDoom when? +--- 634714461 +>>634714104 +that is the god of war guy +--- 634714581 +>>634713876 (OP) +Jajajajajajaja +--- 634714692 +Es homelo chino +--- 634714775 +>>634713876 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOeL7WHFuiA [Embed] + +A true classic for the generations... diff --git a/v/634713923.txt b/v/634713923.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bbd2b6555fc5145e8dea6688ed19b758b2722f30 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713923.txt @@ -0,0 +1,58 @@ +----- +--- 634713923 +Why do RPG's neglect spears and polearms so much? +--- 634714134 +Because it requires a whole new set of animations. You can be lazy with blades, axes and maces because you basically hold them all on the lower end and bonk the enemy with the upper part. +--- 634714198 +because nobody wants a crutch with most boring moveset in existence +--- 634714348 +>>634713923 (OP) +>can't use the same animations as you do with the sword-axe-mace trifecta, costs go up +>pretty difficult to make polearms act like polearms in a 1v1, in that they mog anything in front of them while remaining at a safe distance, while making everything else viable and fun to use +>don't evoke the same status that one handed and two handed swordaxemaces generally have, perceived as less popular + +Those are the main reasons I can think of. +t. poleaxefag +--- 634714441 +>>634713923 (OP) +They're easy mode weapons +--- 634714457 +>>634714198 +>boring move sets +There loads of playstyles you could do with spears +>style based around countering +>death by a hundred cuts kinda playstyle +>ungabunga swings +>a dodgey DOT build. +--- 634714491 +>>634714198 +Let me guess, you're another one of those faggots that think all you can do with a polearm is poke poke stab stab. +--- 634714530 +>>634713923 (OP) +I don't tend to favour spears, but playing with them in Nioh was really fun, just constantly vaulting everywhere to dodge attacks and moving (human) enemies as you pleased. +--- 634714618 +>>634713923 (OP) +Slashing & bashing just looks more flashy and makes for both wider hit area and more readable animations. +Spears are mostly neglected for the same reason that you tend to have very few sword stabbing animations in games. + +Personally, I think it's easy to make spears look cool by having "flurry of pokes", lance charging and shaft bashing attacks, but that's a question of budget and time +--- 634714814 +while it's not a rpg using the lunar staff in ninja gaiden is always fun time +--- 634714851 +>>634714457 +Hell you could even do ranged playstyles with spears +--- 634714934 +I have almost 200 hours in Chivalry 2 playing exclusively on 2h spear. Topping the charts every single match. Feels great dishing out headstabs in every direction, stalling many enemies by yourself in close quarters. Won some clutch games too by throwing my trusty spear across the hall and finishing off the duke on the last 10 seconds. Damn being a spearchad is amazing. +--- 634715007 +>>634714491 +Yeah no shit that’s what he just said, prove him wrong or don’t reply. +--- 634715009 +>>634714491 +NTA but most game developers seem to think that's the only thing you can do with them. +--- 634715068 +>>634715009 +>NTA +kys redditard +--- 634715174 +>>634715068 +nice canned response diff --git a/v/634713960.txt b/v/634713960.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f0f118d1a87bb9cc1ace1dae838580267a3a700b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713960.txt @@ -0,0 +1,113 @@ +----- +--- 634713960 +Imagine having to pay a cut of your salary to a multi billion dollar company forever +--- 634714035 +>>634713960 (OP) +the fate of all pirates. +hammering out license plates in a chain gang for Bugtendo +--- 634714040 +Just make negative money then. +--- 634714058 +>>634713960 (OP) +Kek, emutrannies are seething hard. +--- 634714093 +That is what you get for uploading a 2 second clip from a Nintendo trailer to youtube. +--- 634714131 +I will pirate the new zelda 10 times so they lose more money +--- 634714190 +>>634714058 +>trannies +Are you trying to detract from jews again, Shlomo? +--- 634714196 +>>634713960 (OP) +Nintendo's an absolute scumbag for this but some fucking retard judge signed off on this too +--- 634714295 +>>634713960 (OP) +it's the absolute least this abject nigger can do after stealing their products and selling them outside official channels. they should have licensed out their shit before even thinking about attempting to do this juvenille shite. +--- 634714307 +>>634713960 (OP) +Yeah sounds dumb, just appeal the slavery sentence +--- 634714372 +>>634713960 (OP) +>>634714196 +what the kid do? release the source code or something? +--- 634714387 +I think this dude has some terminal illness so it won't be very long +--- 634714430 +>>634714372 +Hacked on Splatoon 2 +--- 634714470 +>>634713960 (OP) +nintendo is a non-japanese company +riding on the work of 80s japan to make profit +for mostly american owners +stop supporting them +--- 634714485 +not that crazy considering the dude was openly selling physically hacked Switches + +deserved too since this just enables retards that go and just pay for a cracked console instead of learning how to do it themselves +--- 634714520 +>>634713960 (OP) +Just move o a different county and they can't do shit. +--- 634714534 +>>634714485 +why is it illegal to sell a switch? that makes no sense +nintendo is disgusting here +--- 634714625 +>>634714372 +Said he didn't like Nintendo on /v/. The mods gave his address to the Nintendo police and arrested him. +Now he will have to work as a slave for Nintendo forever. Never say anything bad about Nintendo. +--- 634714636 +>>634714058 +Pirates hate the guy for trying to paywall them on emulation, only redditors hate Nintendo in this because they're marxists +--- 634714645 +>634714470 +Literal retard weeb. +--- 634714696 +>>634714534 +hackers only want one thing, and it's disgusting +--- 634714718 +>>634714372 +A bunch of shit but most importantly make a paid subscription service for pirated games. +--- 634714728 +>>634714372 +Scalped amiibos +--- 634714765 +>>634714534 +he's just making a joke. +they sold modchips and had custom cfw for it that required paid subscription fee to enable pirated games . +--- 634714818 +How is this not debt bondage? I swear loan sharks are nicer than America courts. +--- 634714963 +>>634713960 (OP) +Based Nintendo enslaving the Emubuck +--- 634715040 +>>634714636 +Yeah, the weird misinformation campaign going on here to try and drive console wars is stupid. Piratefags hate this prick, emufags hate this prick, team xecuter and their modchip was a joke from day one since you could softmod the switch with a fucking paperclip. Dude was basically pulling a souljaboy, nobody thought he'd get away with it. The punishment IS comically cruel but there isn't one fucker alive that feels bad for them, pirate or otherwise. +--- 634715138 +>dude selling chips that required you subscription to pirate gets caught +>retards: oh no no no no emufags +/v/ pls +--- 634715141 +>>634715040 +I support my principles even for people I don't care about +nintendo is wrong here and there is nothing more to say, just remeber this +--- 634715452 +>>634713960 (OP) +Imagine being Mario's slave cumbucket for the rest of your life. +--- 634715481 +>>634715141 +>nintendo is wrong here +There's absolutely no way you could say the guy is in the right. +This isn't even a slight against piracy because what he did was essentially pirate and then remove the piracy from piracy. +--- 634715561 +>>634714372 +said the N word on miiverse +--- 634715603 +>>634713960 (OP) +its called taxes +--- 634715632 +>>634714372 +part of team xecuter who made millions off of modchips +--- 634715718 +Either dont work, or just work some shit minimum wage job. diff --git a/v/634713964.txt b/v/634713964.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..53e54e1f11c1b903c9bc10ccf59c2af11a8eb602 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713964.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 634713964 +did super bouncing in Halo 2 really give you an advantage? +once you shot at someone they knew where you were hiding so they could just camp you. Also there's the matter of ammo, the sniper rifle only held few rounds and to make them count you had to hit headshots only. Sure you can argue that you could simply just, body shot>finish off with BR, but even then you would eventually run out of ammo and would not have enough kills to secure 1st place. + +My cousin and I were just arguing about my rank in Halo 2. I peaked at level 39 in legit FFA Slayer. Which was a very respectable rank, anything above 28 you were respected in the community. He lumped me in with the standbyers and hackers because I used to superbounce in every game. I argued that superbouncing actually put me at a disadvantage and my rank was even more legit because of it, it was like playing on Hard Mode. + +thoughts fellow gamers? +--- 634714083 +>>634713964 (OP) +I don't want used condition women +--- 634714165 +>>634714083 +beggars cant be choosers lad, take what you can get. +--- 634714614 +>>634713964 (OP) +obviously it was an advantage and your cousin is right and also u r a gay diff --git a/v/634713971.txt b/v/634713971.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..09a1b1ab10d0c6ff0d2cda1ab3cc61fd70f86048 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713971.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 634713971 +She deserves her own game, she's arguably in the top five favorite characters. +--- 634714409 +Will be ever finish that Topaz x Rouge comic or is he going to do more funny scat commissions not many people know about? +--- 634714824 +>>634714409 +Is it autistic that I can't find Cory's stuff sexy because I know it's cory +--- 634715625 +She looks like she fucks human men diff --git a/v/634713987.txt b/v/634713987.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e23cb165716aaa26573abb77d52f76daa56f36e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634713987.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 634713987 +English voice acting is more soulful than Japanese ones. +--- 634714032 +most of the time it's the complete opposite but I will admit there are some exceptions like XB1 +--- 634714043 +Aerith's pitpussy... diff --git a/v/634714021.txt b/v/634714021.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a9af34884eb28fa810bdbae1cf76803ac2136131 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714021.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 634714021 +Come with me, anon. +Let's be happy. +--- 634714228 +>>634714021 (OP) +I'm a semi-strong single white male (6'1 height) with a 6" dick (grower though) and I need no woman to take care of me (I got autism bucks). +--- 634714664 +>>634714021 (OP) +why did this bitch become 10x more ugly on her death cutscene? is it because shes a junkie? diff --git a/v/634714031.txt b/v/634714031.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c3a816c5e39363b468ccc75b0496bea708f44c55 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714031.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634714031 +>remember me? +--- 634714136 +>>634714031 (OP) +Gas station autism is weird. Whenever I drive back home for the holidays, I pass by a house that has multiple very large gas station signs along their driveway. +--- 634714335 +>>634714031 (OP) +Gasoline in MetaDoom when? +--- 634714384 +>John Romero will pump your gas +I don't get it, why does he have to introduce his full name every time he fills up my car? And why does he look so sad when he says it? +--- 634714396 +I used to be in the interactive pictures y'know, sonny +--- 634714514 +Based he looks comfy let the man pump gas +--- 634715436 +>>634714514 +I want him to but he's been telling me about some game he made in the past. It's been 20 minutes... +--- 634715505 +you made what? Doom? are you threatening me? +--- 634715631 +>>634715436 +Think about it. Do you really have better things to do than listen to a 20 minutes long essay about Dangerous Dave? Really? +--- 634715723 +>>634714031 (OP) +homero diff --git a/v/634714079.txt b/v/634714079.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..120c4900e02d1926bf2eff71240bb1ab224fb8ae --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714079.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 634714079 +Battlestation Thread + +Post em +--- 634714124 +What do you do when you bring a girl over and she sees this +--- 634714168 +>>634714124 +Bring a girl over? +--- 634714187 +More than one waifu will ruin your laifu. I'm still loyal to Haruhi +--- 634714204 +fuck Mine +--- 634714527 +>>634714124 +You bring weeb girls over so you don't have to deal with the bullshit diff --git a/v/634714082.txt b/v/634714082.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0b62efe38b5124cc0b3e881183e29b9bc68b7de8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714082.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634714082 +This still really summarizes the film, don't you think? +--- 634714170 +Ya +I just hope we get something from Nintendo Films, not all the A-listerslop some western hacks are doing. +--- 634715851 +>>634714082 (OP) +B^U diff --git a/v/634714143.txt b/v/634714143.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b75a349f1fea460fa118a30af819795056e9f892 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714143.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634714143 +PS3 soul +--- 634714203 +Sovl diff --git a/v/634714214.txt b/v/634714214.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c3885068f512d946b9d9f04340fdb73151cdff10 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714214.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 634714214 +How the hell do you play as a proper imperialistic warmonger in stellaris? I've been doing fine on xenophile runs so far, though, so maybe the game doesnt want me to be a bad guy? +--- 634714404 +>>634714214 (OP) +>so maybe the game doesnt want me to be a bad guy? +Pretty much. Even though you get the option, it's barebones in comparison to there play styles. diff --git a/v/634714257.txt b/v/634714257.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d753d26a94a89575a64d2cdb95fab232199e0c17 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714257.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 634714257 +>always see people here and youtube mention borderlands games +>no one ever mentions the tiny tina wonderlands game, which was he latest one to come, even after it left EGS and went to steam. +>check news sources for sales info and it appears the game somehow surpasses expectations +>but some how no one fucking talks about it + +is the game simply fucking bad or what: I probably only saw a few mentions of it during release and not a single mention of it anywhere else, Why is that? + +You may talk about other borderlands games as well +--- 634714414 +Why are these games written so badly? +Why is bitchford still alive? +--- 634714919 +>>634714414 +it is often mentioned in these threads that they learn the wrong lessons from their games +they think people really enjoy they retarded dialog but what people really liked in 2 was handsome jack, everything else was terrible. diff --git a/v/634714282.txt b/v/634714282.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aee286ede662ddd2b9ec74499e45ead53b24dc89 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714282.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 634714282 +cfw never ever +--- 634714513 +Here, take this, it runs Switch games faster anyways. +--- 634715149 +>>634714282 (OP) +Just fucking hardmod it. +Or get a Day 1 Switch like me that has the much better JDI LCD panel. +You're going to be playing docked anyway most of the time so the screen doesn't matter much. + +>>634714513 +This is such a fucking cope. I borrowed my friend's deck and switch emulation runs like shit. +Even with my 5600x 3060 ti desktop, ryujinx and yuzu are not stutter-free. +--- 634715228 +>>634715149 +>Just fucking hardmod it +not everyone knows how to solder/knows someone who can solder + +>Day 1 Switch +twice as expensive as the oled model these days, also i never play docked + +also not the point OP was trying to make. +--- 634715326 +it's had cfw for a while. it's just not very accessible, or even really good. not everything gets blown wide open like the 3ds and vita +--- 634715361 +>>634715149 +>This is such a fucking cope. I borrowed my friend's deck and switch emulation runs like shit. +Did you use Decky to disable TDP? Once I did that it ran very well. +>Even with my 5600x 3060 ti desktop, ryujinx and yuzu are not stutter-free. +The Switch itself runs most of these games at poor fps +--- 634715398 +I'm tempted to try out a Switch emulator to see if I can get comparable performance in THPS 1+2 to the native PC version. + +If it does I'll refund the EGS copy I bought yesterday before installing it. diff --git a/v/634714352.txt b/v/634714352.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6d240b3a03d9a046b5bb8c94228f2e0765b248a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714352.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 634714352 +The Resident Evil 4 of the Castlevania franchise +--- 634714480 +nah that's the symphony of the night of the castlevania franchise +--- 634715496 +The only good game in the franchise? Yeah. diff --git a/v/634714391.txt b/v/634714391.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3810b0ec65619397105d0490c500785f586dcc91 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714391.txt @@ -0,0 +1,119 @@ +----- +--- 634714391 +Best games about traveling? +--- 634714489 +>>634714391 (OP) +good for her, but i wouldn't want to leave my family behind +--- 634714498 +That's a 15 year old. She should be doing what other children are doing not adult stuff like traveling. +--- 634714510 +hehe that me :) +--- 634714571 +Must be nice, traveling the world with daddys money. +--- 634714579 +Can you even work your way to a life where you're just paid to simply exist and be charismatic or does it just sort of happen in the sense that you're born into it? +--- 634714583 +Hold the fuck on. Isn't this the girl who was just found dead in a river with her legs cut off. Godammit OP. +--- 634714597 +Traveling is important to understand other cultures! +--- 634714635 +>>634714579 +I mean I got paid for a while for listening to people talk to me because I was a good listener and didn't spill secrets so I guess. +--- 634714687 +>>634714583 +Nah +--- 634714753 +>>634714579 +All of those jobs are acquired via nepotism. Which makes sense because if you are super charismatic you will get powerful friends sooner or later, and they will give you a fake job. +--- 634714781 +>>634714391 (OP) +>traveling +>hard +what +>>634714498 +>traveling +>adult stuff +is this THE thread? made by retarded people for retarded people? +--- 634714816 +>>634714597 +nobody wants to understand bugmen +the whole planet would benefit if entire korean peninsula would be turned into the sea overnight +--- 634714908 +>>634714816 +She is Korean, not Chinese. Call her a gook if you want to be silly. +How are you children this bad with racial slurs when you spend most of your day reading them? +--- 634714992 +>>634714908 +don't care gooks, japs and chinks are all the same type of cockroach +--- 634715035 +>>634714635 +So, you were a shrink? +--- 634715063 +>>634714908 +Bugmen applies to all asians, they all have a drone hivemind mindset like bugs +--- 634715121 +>>634714489 +Incel cope +--- 634715126 +>>634714391 (OP) +Damn imagine being so spoilt your family buys you a tour around the world +--- 634715183 +>>634714583 +Kys retard +--- 634715189 +>>634714391 (OP) +Literally life on easy mode. Attractive white woman from a first world country with wealthy parents who can afford to send her travelling around the world. +--- 634715246 +>>634714992 +That's not true, different cultures. +>>634715063 +No, that only applies to the Chinese. +--- 634715297 +>>634714391 (OP) +this shit is literally just rich people bragging about how much better their lives are then yours and then telling you to “follow your dreams,” and people really just eat it up. +--- 634715359 +>>634714391 (OP) +imagine working your ass off all your life so that your thot daughter can travel the world and play cock carousel with your money +--- 634715363 +>>634715297 +Bro just pull urself up by the bootstraps and network bro. I walked into a $120k job right out of college. W-What do you mean by daddy is on the board of Disney, you're just coping bro... +--- 634715378 +how come so many women are now seething at men for doing the same thing with this passport bro shit? +>men should just start traveling more, then they would be more cultured and interesting like us girlssss ;) +>NOOOOOOO STOP VISITING YOU'RE BEING A SEXIST COLONIZER +--- 634715379 +>>634714391 (OP) +I hate tourism so much. +Vapid roaches that take pictures in beautiful natural places and act like this somehow makes them better people by association, without actually having anything of substance to say about those places because their experiences are hollow. +--- 634715382 +>>634715297 +Yeah it is. The only reason she can do it is because she has money, money from somewhere or other. Anyone without large sums of money to do these things will never achieve it. +--- 634715430 +>>634714391 (OP) +Good morning sirs, I hate women. +--- 634715552 +>>634714579 +yes but the prerequisites are be pretty, be normie, be early. +plenty of pretty normies on twitch now but the early ones won the jackpot. +breakouts can still happen, they're just much rarer. +--- 634715578 +Must be nice being white and rich. +--- 634715608 +>>634714908 +God I need to be rimmed and have my balls sucked by all three of them +--- 634715634 +>>634715246 +nigger +--- 634715654 +>white woman shows up +>21 people go on mentally ill rant +never change /v/ +--- 634715670 +>>634715608 +Anal is degenerate behaviour! +>>634715634 +I'm not black. Emiru is very cute! +--- 634715673 +>>634715246 +>that only applies to the Chinese +He says while posting plasticfaceNPC#2342. Yeah they definitely don't have the hivemind mentality, they're all so unique and special diff --git a/v/634714446.txt b/v/634714446.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..592b6833ebbdd51373a513e9e40f4729544c67bf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714446.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 634714446 +this is YET another game that look and runs absolutely great. +--- 634714782 +Ragnarok, Elden Ring, RE VIII all f-ing great. +--- 634715104 +daily poorfag thread +--- 634715295 +I agree it's a nice console +--- 634715380 +>>634714446 (OP) +>despite the choppy performance, up scaled resolution, no graphical effects and permanent AA smear filter it runs great! +Typical console pleb cope diff --git a/v/634714509.txt b/v/634714509.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6d70137ac53e7b7eba0a266f7cca96ce7d941a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714509.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 634714509 +Zoomers are cooming to minecraft +What do we think about this? +--- 634714651 +>call of duty +--- 634714698 +>western games dominate the east +We won, westibros. +--- 634714784 +>>634714651 +It has female operators (who probably yell things that make you peepee big) for a while now. +--- 634714838 +>>634714509 (OP) +>>634714651 +desu i'd zerk it to ghost too. have you seen the way that guy's built? diff --git a/v/634714531.txt b/v/634714531.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecddb8826344f3e237abc53c77da5de59eec5ff6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714531.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 634714531 +LOL +--- 634714856 +mario if he cuck +--- 634714970 +>>634714531 (OP) +is this hot diggidy demon +--- 634715003 +Its funny because IRL Bower is the biggest incel cuck in video games. +--- 634715360 +LOL +--- 634715579 +>>634715360 +what the actual fuck is this lmao +jail the artist holy shit +--- 634715782 +>>634715360 +hold still +--- 634715816 +>>634715579 +>jail the artist for thought crimes diff --git a/v/634714650.txt b/v/634714650.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..39e1d6c1f607a3798b28dcd61f9d9ff89b57d89b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714650.txt @@ -0,0 +1,124 @@ +----- +--- 634714650 +STEAMSISTERS……WHERE IS OUR ACQUISITIONS OR EXCLUSIVES????? +--- 634714760 +Steam and Valve are a monopoly +>Higher prices +>Has 98% marketshare of pc gaming industry +>paid mods +>awful sales +>awful UI +>awful dev/pub split +>awful and close engine +>Exclusives are not on EGS +>worse looking logo +--- 634714764 +>>634714650 (OP) +dude imagine epic making a game, like unreal +--- 634714770 +> Aquiris +who? +--- 634714802 +Monkeys make games? +--- 634714826 +noooo not aquiris +--- 634714916 +OOOH OOH OOOOH AH AH AH AH AH +--- 634714932 +>>634714650 (OP) +literally who? +--- 634714942 +>>634714650 (OP) +>Aquiris renamed to Epic Games Brazil +Steam sissies are fucking done for +--- 634715026 +>>634714650 (OP) +>>634714760 +>>634714764 +>>634714770 +>>634714802 +>>634714826 +>>634714916 +>>634714932 +>>634714942 +5 +--- 634715029 +>>634714760 +I feel dumber having read this +--- 634715031 +>>634714650 (OP) +>epic forms a studio focusing in games made in brazil +>all future games and devs headquartered in brazil will be merged with epic, likely causing them to be EGS exclusive +>egs exclusives are usually dead on arrival +great, now the miniscule game industry in my country will be fucking brutalized like an unborn fetus thanks to epic. another reason to hate timmy and his dogshit company +--- 634715106 +>>634714650 (OP) +oh no no no no.....my fellow steamies......we're gonna miss a big one +--- 634715134 +>>634715026 +? +--- 634715165 +>>634715134 +3 and you fuck off back to plebbit newfag +--- 634715167 +Our country can make videogames???? +--- 634715197 +>>634714760 +steam essentially created a market to monopolize in the first place +--- 634715202 +>>634715165 +? +--- 634715252 +>>634715167 +uh, yeah? have you never played momodora? i haven't either but i want to rectify that at some point +--- 634715253 +>>634715167 +Your country can make many things, one of them is making my dick hard with your women. +--- 634715271 +So Epic bought a mobile game dev to turn them into designated fortnite slaves that churn out more content for their only moneymaker? Why should I care again? +--- 634715273 +>>634714760 +> Thread about Epic + +> STEAM IS THE ONLY PC STORE +--- 634715336 +>>634715253 +>>>>>>women +>brazil +pick one, gringo +--- 634715337 +>>634715167 +>pedo larping as a hue +trying too hard +--- 634715343 +hey timmy, when are the unreal games going back to digital storefronts? +--- 634715351 +>>634715253 +>women +About that... +>>634715252 +Momodora is p good, you can play the first three for free. +--- 634715413 +>>634714760 +>bro they're gonna pass the savings to you, trust me +--- 634715463 +>>634715337 +Errado como sempre, anão. +--- 634715523 +>>634714764 +>DUUUUUDE VALVE HASN'T MADE A GAME IN FOREVER +Meanwhile Epic hasn't made a new game in almost 7 years since they're too busy pumping out Fortnite skins. +--- 634715528 +>>634715031 +Actually the news report said they're gonna be put to work on Fortnite, so they won't make games anymore and will just be an asset factory. +--- 634715601 +>>634715528 +>Get bought +>Immediately sent to the Fortnite mines +A fate worse than death. +--- 634715646 +>>634714650 (OP) +>>634714760 +GOOD MORNING SIRS!!!!!!!!! +--- 634715714 +Is it even physically possible for people to start an Epic thread WITHOUT seething at Steam? diff --git a/v/634714658.txt b/v/634714658.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc94c872e34525b9c86b838c186731bd7e842791 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714658.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634714658 +. +--- 634714790 +heh. cock bite. +--- 634715016 +Sex demons who leached off my soul as a kid. I honest to God hope everyone involved in both companies rot in hell. +--- 634715074 +heh. cock chompers. diff --git a/v/634714786.txt b/v/634714786.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..16d5d6ddc18723db5f152a66d76fcd73c9340552 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714786.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 634714786 +Why is /v/ terrified of seeing black protagonists in games? +--- 634715004 +>>634714786 (OP) +--- 634715049 +>>634714786 (OP) +Why are you terrified of arguing in good faith? +--- 634715067 +I'm not? I'm black wtf? diff --git a/v/634714867.txt b/v/634714867.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..25d11290589f3261d14a1b12919883053e8b5f69 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714867.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 634714867 +>playing MP game that's in first person +>other player runs right up to you, looks you right in your face and acknowledges you in some way + +We're bonded now. Friends for life. I will gladly sacrifice myself attempting to save you if needed. +--- 634714996 +Simple as. +--- 634715036 +I find it funny that some guys never use X. They just rock 'n' stone +--- 634715060 +Based. Same goes for jumping on the spot in MMOs +--- 634715131 +>>634715060 +>running by some guy +>toss him a buff +>he keeps going but starts hopping gleefully to show thanks +--- 634715209 +>>634715131 +He doesn’t look happy. +--- 634715269 +>>634715131 +>Jump once for hello +>Jump in a direction and look back then keep jumping for "follow me" +SOVL +--- 634715282 +>Splatoon +>People greet each other by constantly trasforming +There's something charming about limited communication diff --git a/v/634714959.txt b/v/634714959.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cd28c790983135a6b263c2f712098592ae184250 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714959.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 634714959 +Can you imagine what Spiderman 2 will do in September? +--- 634715072 +>John Welfare +--- 634715112 +It might push me to use the ps5, which is bothersome since it makes for a very good doorstopper. +--- 634715153 +>>634714959 (OP) +>Capeslop while normalfags have capeslop fatigue +I can't believe snoys are excited for another Arkham City clone devoid of originality +--- 634715447 +>>634714959 (OP) +I'm waiting for Superman. diff --git a/v/634714962.txt b/v/634714962.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9081638dfe236b3a64d33c6f0530b9a87296c367 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634714962.txt @@ -0,0 +1,83 @@ +----- +--- 634714962 +>well look at u incelboy dont u wnt some of dis bbboy mmmmm hehehe ill let u peak at me feet and maybe more teeeheee +--- 634715037 +Gamergate not only ruined this place, but also gaming culture as a whole. +--- 634715071 +That ain’t no girl +--- 634715159 +>>634715037 +I'm not so sure I'd negate all of history so easily. But I agree that the world would be a better place if Zoe Quinn was not alive. +--- 634715172 +Does she haves pp? +--- 634715204 +>>634715037 +They were entirely correct though, gaming """journalism""" is a total joke and completely bought out and sold out. +--- 634715241 +>>634714962 (OP) +--- 634715289 +>>634715159 +Someone else would replace her. There must always be a Lich Queen. +--- 634715310 +>>634714962 (OP) +her ex (dead) boyfriend used to drive her around the house with his cock, how does one even do this bro +--- 634715334 +>>634715071 +Fuck you incel you will take that who- I mean so has money!!!!! +--- 634715345 +Zoe definitely ain't bad at all but Anita and her feet completely blow her out of the water. Anita has footjob feet that would blow your mind to feel. +--- 634715347 +>>634714962 (OP) +Did she crawl out of her hole after killing that man or does she still pretend to be sad about it? +--- 634715393 +>gaming is even more garbage now thanks to the persecution of some indie "game” dev and her journalist simps +was it worthy, /v/? +--- 634715403 +>>634714962 (OP) +the woman who mindbroke /v/ +--- 634715419 +>>634715310 +This dark magic can only be performed at the price of the sorcerers own life +--- 634715439 +>>634715037 +gamergate literally ruined everything on the internet +--- 634715440 +>>634715037 +This +--- 634715482 +>>634714962 (OP) +I've seen her nasty ass pussay +--- 634715483 +>>634715393 +Diversity hiring was going to take over one way or another thanks to Soros, at least gaming journos will never be taken remotely seriously ever again. +--- 634715489 +>>634715439 +Gamergate was a reaction to the pozzing of the internet. It just happened to coincide with the pozzing, it didn't cause it +--- 634715503 +>>634715403 +other way around, she got mindbroken first +--- 634715510 +>>634714962 (OP) +Kill yourself +--- 634715542 +>>634715403 +She reminds me of Reiko from /r9k/. Grooming and killing dudes for "her" own amusement. +--- 634715573 +>>634715393 +you're implying it wouldn't have been this way had they kept doing what they were already doing. You are retarded. +--- 634715598 +>>634715542 +Story? +--- 634715602 +>>634715510 +Bored fuckbuddy here no fuck you incel +--- 634715635 +>>634715403 +>mindbroke /v/ +I don't recall Alec Holowka being from /v/ +--- 634715680 +>>634715439 +I agree. Retarded progressivism, which caused gamergate, ruined the internet (and the world at large even) +--- 634715690 +>>634715598 +She's a whore and an abusive women? Not much of a story there. Reiko was a whore and an abusive groomer. Same shit. diff --git a/v/634715051.txt b/v/634715051.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4dcf5dcfe8c6afc602b6848cda7495b14bad2101 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715051.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 634715051 +Extra nintendo leaks +--- 634715132 +wetwork specialist +--- 634715193 +>that look of determination +I see she's taking her hobby seriously +--- 634715247 +>>634715051 (OP) +isn't that the girl from batman +--- 634715358 +>>634715051 (OP) +>>634715193 +leakers can be anywhere! diff --git a/v/634715061.txt b/v/634715061.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7f6c6be129dc3bca7c4276a01d64649c51bbfd94 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715061.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634715061 +What are the best games that take place in Italy? diff --git a/v/634715116.txt b/v/634715116.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f2c04009976334d55db6142195b22f0fda54a9c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715116.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634715116 +>potentially saves the wrestling genre +>Never releases +More like AEW: Delayed Forever diff --git a/v/634715130.txt b/v/634715130.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..aaf2a71a5001cb848172fce0488d734a4d0df69b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715130.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 634715130 +>young, determined, hopeful, white male protagonist saves the world, bags all his love interests, and grows up into a strong, heroic, father of 3 across a multi-game arc +Why isn't /v/ praising this more? +--- 634715319 +>hasn't impegranted Pneuma yet +"all of you guys" he said pfft diff --git a/v/634715276.txt b/v/634715276.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..07123722c2f139b119d5bf06459e95c051cf0b12 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715276.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634715276 +Para sa akin, ito ay ang McChicken. Ang pinakamahusay na fast food sandwich. Humihingi pa ako ng dagdag na mga pakete ng sarsa ng McChicken at ang mga kawani ay napakabait at higit pa sa handang magbigay. + +One time humingi ako ng McChicken sauce packets at binigyan nila ako ng tatlo. Sabi ko, "Wow, tatlo libre!" at ang mabait na palakaibigang manggagawa ng McDonald's ay tumawa at sinabing, "Tatawagin kitang 3-for-free!". + +Ngayon ay binabati ako ng staff ng "hey it's 3-for-free!" at LAGING bigyan ako ng tatlong pakete. Napakasaya at cool na kapaligiran sa aking lokal na restawran ng McDonald, pumupunta ako doon kahit 3 beses sa isang linggo para sa tanghalian at isang malaking iced coffee na may gatas sa halip na cream, 1-2 beses para sa almusal sa katapusan ng linggo, at marahil isang beses para sa hapunan kapag nagmamadali ako ngunit gusto ko ng masarap na pagkain na abot-kaya, mabilis, at kayang tumugma sa aking pang-araw-araw na nutritional na pangangailangan. + +Isinasawsaw ko pa sa McChicken sauce ang fries ko, ang sarap! Napakagandang restaurant. +--- 634715462 +and a ching chong ding dong to you too, my monkey friend diff --git a/v/634715514.txt b/v/634715514.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d1ac0f545457bc76128bff8ba37e86248fade67e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715514.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634715514 +do you watch /v/tubers? +--- 634715674 +Only the ones who aren't afraid to play or support Harry Potter and Hogwarts Legacy. diff --git a/v/634715521.txt b/v/634715521.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..04b3fa6f43c5e89dcf3f9d25b10ef7a50ff89aea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715521.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634715521 +What’s wrong with this level? diff --git a/v/634715534.txt b/v/634715534.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8cc8f91c08cfa653ef2e9d1519fbdfbb9101899b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715534.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634715534 +> When you meet him for the first time, he will immediately start out his small pranks: "I'm Otumeel. But I didn't do anything. Really. It wasn't me. Hahaha! No! Really! It wasn't me! Never!" He will then proceed to tell you about his weird pranks involving barrels: "Okay, okay! I'll tell you! It is so great! I sneak into people's houses, take things off their tables and shelves, and put them into barrels! Hahaha! Isn't that rich? They think the things are stolen, but no! They are right there! They just don't know!" He never actually does this in the game, however. + +What’s his angle? diff --git a/v/634715665.txt b/v/634715665.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c25ebf467c6a813f0e361d6119c06ac3ecaca2ba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634715665.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634715665 +>wins goty +>causes meltdown + +Based Capcom