diff --git a/v/636140545.txt b/v/636140545.txt index a54bf84833d8c70b9713b4b7d1ed309c123e72ee..8f3f0dbadaeca5e4413ffd86aaa53079a895d398 100644 --- a/v/636140545.txt +++ b/v/636140545.txt @@ -596,3 +596,986 @@ SW is really trying to replicate reylo without realising Adam Driver was a huge --- 636167716 >>636164540 It's a western game in 2023, you're the delusional one +--- 636167730 +>>636167667 +Girls like Cameron Monaghan though, they blast on twitter how they want him to fuck them +--- 636167957 +>>636140545 (OP) +>what will a Jedi/Nightsister offspring be like? +Let's not kidd ourselves here, you just know. +--- 636168730 +>>636140545 (OP) +Thanks to the anons last night who urged me to give this a try. I'm about 6 hours into Fallen Order and while it's a bit rough around the edges, it's clearly better than most AAAslop nowadays. I wish the sequel's performance issues get fixed because my graphics card is too old to contend with all the stuttering and optimization issues. +--- 636168913 +>>636168730 +Just disable resizable bar in your BIOS and Survivor will run for you. +--- 636170203 +>>636167730 +He is not tall dark and moody to fit in the archetype of a male lead in the enemies to lovers plot +--- 636172430 +>>636140545 (OP) +does dart vader appears in this? +--- 636172550 +>>636170203 +That's not the only shipping girls like +--- 636172636 +>>636172430 +Play it and find out +--- 636173212 +>>636142869 +>it's another babysitting scenario +Disney sure does love this trope, don't they? +--- 636173369 +>>636148276 +>whips +No. +Spears and pikes make sense for saber derivatives but whips and useless crossguards can fuck right off. +--- 636173740 +>4th of May +>can't play my singleplayer star wars game because EA servers are trash +i love gaming +--- 636173795 +>>636140545 (OP) +I always thought Merrin was repeatably r*ped by Taron Malicos on Dathomir. and this turned into an abusive relationship, and Cal was there to save her. +--- 636173868 +Why is she taller than him? +--- 636174642 +>>636140545 (OP) +goyslop game +--- 636175270 +well hey now, miss- +>she has a deep voice +ohhh nothing never mind +--- 636176585 +>>636167667 +Women finding Adam Driver attractive is fucking hilarious +--- 636178145 +>>636147036 +>>636142869 +>>636140545 (OP) +ugly and annoying. anime girls are infinitely more endearing. +--- 636178679 +>>636164803 +Not cuckshit if you kill her dad first. Also she's cute and has a good singing voice, so it's okay. +--- 636178945 +When did Star Wars get so... brown +--- 636179469 +>>636152710 +It's 7/10. +I had a fun with it but won't replay it tbqh. +--- 636179883 +This game could have really done with at least 2 extra explorable planets. I mean, there are only 2 real explorable planets, Koboh and Jedha, then smaller moon-sized planets that have like a tenth the explorable area, Shattered Moon, the ISB Base, Coruscant. When I first opened the galaxy map and saw all these outlined areas I thought there would be like a dozen planets, but most of these areas in the map are unfilled. The game was barely longer than the first game, and it really could stand to be much longer. Kotor had many deep explorable planets and it's campaign playtime is like 12 hours longer than Survivor's. +--- 636181071 +>>636148276 +polearms make sense. Lightwhips? You gotta be trolling or stoned. Nonsensical from a practicality or in-universe tech perspective. +--- 636181719 +>>636140545 (OP) +Just a force user? +--- 636182582 +>>636181719 +A powerful force user because force sensitivity is passed down by blood and is multiplied if both parents are force users. +--- 636183002 +>>636182582 +There's really nothing to indicate that Cal is any more powerful than your average Jedi +in fact I'd say he's below average +It's hard to imagine a full-grown prequel-era Jedi struggling against an Inquisitor +--- 636183079 +>>636179883 +I hate how often you have to go back to Koboh +The novelty of the place wears off almost immediately and yet it feels like the entire game is set there +--- 636183420 +>>636183002 +>There's really nothing to indicate that Cal is any more powerful than your average Jedi +This is pure cope. He defeats 2 Inquisitors, defeats 3 fallen Jedi, defeats a Gen'Dai, takes on entire Imperial garrisons. He survived an encounter with Vader. He's much more powerful than your average Jedi, and by the third game I think he'll even be powerful enough to rival some of the more notable Jedi that existed. The sad truth is that because he's not pulling entire star destroyers out of the sky all the Force Unleashed fanboys don't take him seriously (and if he did do that, they'd cry that he's ripping off whats his face). +--- 636183430 +>>636148506 +>wheeeeeeet +--- 636183540 +Just imagine the one armed villian of the game but more retarded and readhaired thats it +--- 636183631 +>>636142869 +Cant wait the girl betraying them in the sequel if there is AAHAHAAHAHAHA +--- 636183749 +>>636148585 +Maybe you should stop putting retarded shit into canon then. +Just a thought. +--- 636183810 +>>636182582 +The child gonna be kylo ren 2.0 but edgier +--- 636183950 +>>636178679 +i could swear the girl saw his dad dying and star wars copypaste the anime feud betrayal cliche +--- 636183990 +Which stances did you guys use? +--- 636184104 +>>636142869 +>that constant death stare she sends you in the postgame + +Yeah she's going to be an antagonist in the third game. I dread that they go the cheap cuckmann route with her killing Cal at some point. Best case scenario would be to have her killed by bandits or kidnapped by the empire and being an inquisitor you can kill early-mid game. + +Merrin should have let the infantile moron kill his daughter honestly. +--- 636184240 +>>636148506 +You are talking about the same company that nobody likes and where everyone is ignoring the sequel trilogy they shat out. +--- 636184317 +>>636140545 (OP) +this is nu star wars, i refuse to believe any attractive female can have a relationship with a man (Hera is the exception), she's probably a raging lesbian +--- 636184323 +How would regular enemies be any threat to Cal in the 3rd game? He's very overpowered by the end of this game. +--- 636184419 +>>636183990 +Doubled Bladed was my main stance for the game and the Gun stance was my secondary one. +--- 636184426 +>>636148506 +i can't take it anymore +--- 636184549 +>>636183950 +>star wars copypaste the anime feud betrayal cliche +This isn't even close to a sentence. +>>636183990 +Blaster and Crossguard. +Blaster was very fun when it clicked that you can mix melee and ranged attacks in the same combo and as someone who practices sabre fencing I liked seeing Form II include more than just rapier thrusts. +Crossguard felt like it was just a better single saber style and murdered bosses and their stamina bar. +Mixing the two together was great you could apply ranged pressure to an enemy close in with the thrusts then switch to Crossguard and completely demolish the enemy. +--- 636184603 +>>636183950 +Ahem + +Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? + +I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 10 years solely so she can go and get trained by another Jedi. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, singing her favorite lullaby, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her midichlorians are more prepared for the Jedi that will eventually train her in every asset of the force. + +Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, the ginger Jedi you were spying on and tried to kill, who becomes her master. He gets to train her impressionable mind every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. + +As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 10 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another Jedi to train. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically. +--- 636184620 +>>636184317 +Theyre a thing anon. I doubt Disney are aware of Respawns intentions, but its glorious. + +Kind of baffled to see this in modern media as well. Everything that's not a freakshow and alphabet mafia usually get demonized and written out. +--- 636184635 +evil women..... +--- 636184771 +>>636184323 +Level scaling and introducing powers/stances in stages. Same way they did with first game to second game. +--- 636184819 +>>636184104 +I don't see it honestly. I don't get the vibe that she's going to betray them because she really didn't seem to mind her father dying. Maybe they can include a little angst in the next game with her being wary of Cal or upset with him, but she seemed pretty mature this game and knew her dad was a crazy violent psychopath that needed to be put down. I imagine that Cal's little Jedi Academy on Tanalorr will be a neat place to shove all the characters Disney wants into hiding while Luke is canonically destroying the Empire, so as to explain why they don't show up. +--- 636184920 +>>636184771 +>Level scaling +--- 636184945 +>>636184819 +>I imagine that Cal's little Jedi Academy on Tanalorr will be a neat place to shove all the characters Disney wants into hiding while Luke is canonically destroying the Empire, so as to explain why they don't show up. +>Cal is going to build a better Jedi Order than Luke +I hate JJ Abrams, Rian Johnson and Kathleen Kennedy so much. +--- 636185009 +So where was Cal during the og trilogy? Or the sequel trilogy? +--- 636185074 +>>636185009 +Tanaloor half shaft in Merrin +--- 636185098 +>>636185009 +In Nowhereland just like Ahsoka was. +--- 636185176 +>>636184945 +>>Cal is going to build a better Jedi Order than Luke +It's amazing how much better the source material is treated once you put a writer on the job that actually cares about it. +--- 636185275 +she looks like she fucks human men +--- 636185303 +>>636185098 +(OT era character) survived until the sequel era is going to be the new (PT era character) survived Order 66 isn't it? +--- 636185315 +>>636184945 +>>Cal is going to build a better Jedi Order than Luke +It's sad, but I still hope it happens and they do it right. No reason to gimp Cal's Jedi Order just to make it not outshine the shitheap that was Luke's Jedi Order. Maybe we could even get a 9 year timeskip to come to Luke's time and he can be somewhat involved in helping Cal setup this Jedi Temple, and for some reason he just never mentioned it in the sequels, lol. +--- 636185427 +>>636183420 +The only good thing about TFU was the physics engines and Eurphoria (also used in GTA4) deciding the enemies reactions and having them grab onto shit and eachother. +Truly groundbreaking, but nobody wanted to pay for it afterwards.. +--- 636185631 +>>636185315 +I have heard that even at Lucasfilm people are considering retconing the sequel trilogy or just otherwise ignoring it's existence because the setting is so anti-expanded lore. There's a reason there's barely any content put out that goes past ROTJ +--- 636185662 +>>636185315 +If by any miracle that KK gets fired and replaced by someone competent, they could reset the timeline after the OT as rumored by shareholder meetings. However it looks like KK has serious dirt on everyone in Hollywood and that she will take the property (and Indiana Jones) to the grave as she intends. +--- 636185672 +>>636185176 +>>636185315 +Filoni is 100% going to request for Cal to die because he's not his own personal OC +--- 636185714 +>>636185427 +Yeah, for the third game they should really look into creating more destructible environments(more than just plants and pots, but boxes, tables, chairs, railing, ceiling lights), and also some more force-interactable objects(besides the odd rock in a boss fight area). And adding lightsaber marks on walls for the Jedi Academy feel. If they do that and also fix up some of the trouble they have with wonky animations to make combat a little smoother, then it'll be a 10/10 +--- 636185790 +>>636185315 +>>636185631 +i'd kill for there to be a reset or the disney timeline is considered the REALLY bad end timeline that gets erased +--- 636185854 +>>636183990 +Blaster and Dual Sabers +Blaster is just too much fun to pass up, and while usually I don't like Jedi using blasters it makes perfect sense for Cal as a character. My go-to while exploring. +Dual Sabers for bosses and 1 on 1 combat +--- 636185894 +>>636185672 +Filoni is an indentured cuck that got his animated shows as a treat for licking the soles of Kennedy and has zero power outside of that. If anybody is going to kill off Cal (or Merrin for being a wrong female) it's going to be from the top which is KK. +--- 636186048 +>>636185631 +At Celebration they announced Episode X with daisy ridley returning as Rey, set 15 years after Episode IX + +of course now with the writer's strike, who knows what will happen to that +but it's pretty clear they're not shying away from the ST and post-ST era +--- 636186168 +>Star Wars +>male human/female alien +--- 636186174 +>>636185790 +Ironically they are seeing a way out of it by using the timeline trick (see Star Wars rebels) and just kicking the disney timeline away from the actual timeline. It's cheap but it would make it possible to reset it completely and not hurt the feelings of the faggots who created the cinematic abortions that were the sequel trilogy. +--- 636186230 +>tfw a 2023 SW game is better than the last 3 5 movies combined +wtf bros i thought western devs were cucks +--- 636186313 +>>636186048 +I thought that was a TV show? No way do they have the balls to announce Episode X this soon. +--- 636186406 +>>636140545 (OP) +Is the 1st game worth playing? +--- 636186471 +>>636186313 +Nope, it's a movie (or that was the plan before the writer's strike) +And announce it they did +--- 636186476 +luv female aliens +--- 636186535 +>>636186313 +>>636186048 +Basically it was only KK that announced this shit. Notice how many of the shitty shows she announced back at takeover that's never been produced at all? It's going to take a herculean effort to convince the shareholders that it's a good idea to move forward with this moneydrain garbage for KK's ego trip. +--- 636186583 +>>636186174 +>Ironically they are seeing a way out of it by using the timeline trick (see Star Wars rebels) +Filoni saw that Episode IX killed his OC offscreen and decided to make several billion dollar projects just really expensive fanfiction. +--- 636186669 +>>636186535 +>Basically it was only KK that announced this shit +>only KK +anon who do you think is at the head of all this shit? +--- 636186671 +>>636172430 +duh. +--- 636186702 +>>636186583 +>Filoni saw that Episode IX killed his OC offscreen +what? +--- 636186730 +>>636149891 +tfw slampig stormfall33 is going to cosplay this, it's going to be a glorious day coomerbros +--- 636186764 +>>636186702 +Ahsoka's voice was among the dead Jedi speaking to Rey +--- 636186812 +>>636185275 +canonically did +--- 636186830 +>>636186764 +oh thanks, well I only saw that movie once and i could barely make out who was talking to her +--- 636186854 +>>636186730 +I hate that stupid fucking zoomer blush makeup red nose shit +--- 636186863 +>>636186669 +Same bitch that was told to reshoot the entire Indy5 movie because nobody liked it. And it is still going to be a miserable failure because even normies can see through Disneys tricks. +--- 636186951 +>>636186863 +Rumor has it her spot at the top is banking entirely on if it's a success or not +less than 1bil at the box office and she's out +more and she stays +--- 636186973 +>>636186854 +i just jerk off to e-girls, dude, i'm not married to them. who cares? +--- 636187037 +>>636172430 +>OH N- +--- 636187050 +>>636186973 +it looks stupid +--- 636187061 +>>636186583 +Not before taking to Twitter first to go +>N-NO, NO! AHSOKA IS STILL ALIVE! SHE CAN'T DIE! I'M NOT A HACK! +--- 636187143 +>>636187061 +You can't say the man isn't dedicated to his waifu +--- 636187181 +>>636140545 (OP) +a future sith lord, hopefully. I want a good Sith game for once. +--- 636187214 +>>636187037 +>shuts off lightsaber instead of nudging it to the side to disembowel or grievously injure vader +do jedi masters really? +--- 636187231 +>>636187037 +Dear Christ this looks awful. Why is it that nobody can make fight choreography in Star Wars look good anymore? +--- 636187249 +>>636186583 +>make several billion dollar projects just really expensive fanfiction. +To be fair nobody likes the ST and it was always going to be an expensive lesson in go woke go broke. +--- 636187303 +>>636187037 +I remember praising the first game for just having Vader btfo her. This is pathetic. +--- 636187341 +I just got the seed locator and holy shit are these cocksuckers everywhere. +--- 636187394 +>>636187214 +>disembowel +He's literally 90% machine +--- 636187396 +>>636187181 +You'll get the genre shift from Sekirolite to DMClite at the end of survivor and you'll like it. +--- 636187428 +>>636187303 +Don't worry Anon, you can make it more canonical by just playing like shit while fighting Vader +--- 636187448 +>>636187394 +damn, AI is getting better and better... +--- 636187452 +>>636187394 +No, he's not. +--- 636187496 +>>636187394 +A fine addition to my collection. +--- 636187629 +>>636187181 +>I want a good Sith game for once. +They literally can't do that. At least not under the current Lucasfilm leadership. I doubt even a remake of Star Wars Rebellion would happen. +--- 636188012 +>>636187394 +doesn't he just have a few mechanical limbs? +--- 636188203 +>>636187303 +I'm of a different opinion. A lot of fags seethe when Vader gets beat up like this, but I like it. He's better as a tank that can take all kinds of pain and still get up for more. It's upsetting to see him actually lose and fail, like he does in the first game and like he does in the Kenobi series, but it's fine seeing him get beat up a little hear as long as he still wins in the end. A lot of fans have this idea that Vader is an untouchable killing machine, but it's unjustly earned. Vader gets his ass handed to him over and over again in almost every Star Wars medium. In the movies, Luke pwns him. In the Force Unleashed, Starkiller pwns him. In Kenobi Obi-Wan pwns him. He's never been this untouchable killing machine, he's just a great force user that sometimes gets his ass beat fighting other great force users. +--- 636188481 +>>636188012 +His lungs/heart are incased but pretty much only the upper torso/head are remaining. Then if you take into account of how many times his shit gets cut/blown off because of how reckless he is I doubt he retains any real limbs anymore. But its always been canon how his systems are intentionally made as crude as possible to retain the feeling of constant pain. +--- 636188517 +>>636188203 +>like he does in the first game +What are you talking about? He was shitting on both Cal and Cere, and when Cere started tapping into the Dark Side to hold him off he thought it was hilarious +--- 636188596 +>>636188517 +I guess he's saying that them escaping by dropping the whole ocean on him counts as a loss +--- 636188706 +>>636188203 +Honestly embarrasing how shitters cry about his representation in the Jedi games when he is shown as an unstoppable force in every way possible. It's easier however to take a clip out of context and use it as an example of how the devs "don't get it" for some cheap (you)'s. +--- 636188724 +>>636188517 +He failed to catch them, so he lost. How is him killing Cere in this game considered less of a win than him killing one of his own inquisitors then losing the two Jedi he was chasing after when they blew a hole in his fortress? +--- 636188959 +>>636187496 +My last addition, anon. +--- 636188962 +>>636188724 +At least in that game he actually killed the Inquisitor instead of just stabbing her to then walk away without checking if she was actually dead +--- 636189053 +>>636160960 +>>636164965 + +Disney wouldn't even consider doing anything that interesting. +--- 636189117 +>>636164965 +>>636160960 +the fuck is this shit +--- 636189140 +>>636188962 +Yeah, too bad no one taught Cere or Qui-Gon how to survive a lightsaber to the chest like Reva does. +--- 636190093 +>>636189117 +new characters from the Ahsoka show I think +--- 636190530 +>>636184635 +what about them? +--- 636190935 +>>636188959 +I thought that was a dick. I need to get off this fucking website +--- 636191007 +>>636190935 +you're here forever +--- 636191454 +>>636191007 +/pol/ and /v/ are all you need. +--- 636191814 +>>636190093 +Doubt ill give it a chance but thanks for the reply anon. +--- 636192296 +>>636189117 +Knockoff Ventress, just like her boss is just Dooku but wide. +--- 636192438 +>>636140545 (OP) +it really do be like this +--- 636192634 +>>636192296 + +D O O K U +--- 636193967 +Every prospector I recall meeting been a shitskin and the only one possibly white is, surprise surprise, in a gay interspecieces relationship. Every jedi master has been a shitskin and of course the only white one so far turns evil as soon as you meet him. Why can't they just make random whites? I'm really finding it difficult to give a shit about saving this shitskin galaxy. +--- 636194651 +>>636165050 +10 years ago I'd agree with you, but I don't blame him for assuming they're gonna ditch the protagonist for something more "diverse" eventually. + +Honestly I'd rather just be able to make my own character Jedi Knight Academy style, I don't know why more games don't do this so everyone gets what they want. It's not like any of the writing is to potent and locked in you couldn't just swap them out with a random. +--- 636194735 +>>636194651 +It's hard to sell action figures for a custom character and put them in future media. +--- 636195370 +>>636178945 +>he posts in a thread topped by a white ginger man and a literally white skinned woman with a Russian accent +--- 636195395 +>>636187231 +leave it to me +--- 636195424 +>>636195395 +SOVL +--- 636195472 +>>636194735 +Just make the current Cal the "canon" version like Mass Effect did but let us create our own. It's already sort of going that way with how customizable he is in Jedi Survivor. +--- 636195576 +>>636184317 +Wrong, sir, wrong! +--- 636195676 +>>636195576 +>mindbreaks lesbians and trannies the world over +THIS IS THE MALE FANTASY AND I HATE IT +--- 636195775 +>>636186313 +>>636186048 +It's not an Episode X, it's just a standalone movie. +--- 636195952 +>>636186854 +--- 636196114 +>>636188203 +>Nooooo you can't have Vader be inconvenienced in literally any way he's literally GOD +--- 636196368 +so the nigress dies and the ginger chad gets with the nightsister? how tf did this get past the disney censors +--- 636196408 +>>636196114 +Such a large chunk of the nu-wars hate is nonsensical seething just because Disney or EA is attached. If Disney's name was attached to the OT you'd have mountains of people crying about how diverse it is for casting a black guy as Lando, or how woke it is by portraying Fascists as evil, or how emasculating it is for Vader to get tossed around like a ragdoll. It's so tiresome seeing the same incoherent rambling from the anti-shills in all these threads, and I wonder if they have any shame at all to realize how wrong they are. +--- 636196685 +evil alien women.... +--- 636196698 +>>636195370 +Oh boy this game has a single white man in it! WOKE LOST +--- 636196959 +>>636196408 +if you think the OT and disney are remotely comparable in how pozzed they are, you're a complete idiot. As for Lando, he was one of what 5 blacks in that film? All of which were only in cloud city. Everywhere else is largely white, whereas in disney films, everywhere is diverse and brown with no whites +--- 636197085 +>>636185303 +There's not really a big kill off of OT era characters the way there is with Order 66 aside from the Death Star ACK'ing Alderaan. ST says there's a bunch of random nameless jedi who get ACK'ed when Kylo reaches into his backpack at nu-Luke's academy, +--- 636197180 +>>636195576 +--- 636197248 +>>636196698 +The protagonist, and his literal white skinned love interest. +--- 636197281 +>>636185631 +>I have heard that even at Lucasfilm people are considering retconing the sequel trilogy or just otherwise ignoring it's existence +Nope. Mando season 3 was one big backstory for "somehow Palpatine return" complete with a guest appearance of those red niggers from TLJ. +--- 636197482 +>>636196408 +And yet, nobody watches it, and the franchise is fucked. Same with the likes of Star Trek and Doctor Who. +--- 636197518 +>>636197180 +>merrin became ugly dyke +Sam still won. +--- 636197560 +>>636197518 +No she didn't +--- 636197570 +>>636185790 +What's would even be the point now? Of the original trilogy trio, one is dead, one wants nothing to do with the franchise, and one is completely buck broken. +--- 636197601 +>>636197180 +Sam Muggs +--- 636197797 +>>636140545 (OP) +>During the sandstorm, Cal has a nightmare and Merrin holds his hand +>''Was that for luck? No, for me.'' +>both express trust in each others competency multiple times +>After killing Rayvis, she re-assures him and they hold hands +That's as far as I got, how is this shit so well written. These romances are usually full of dogshit clichees +--- 636197816 +>>636197570 +Resistance where you are sort of talking shit but still going along with everything is a peculiar kind of resistance. +--- 636197859 +>>636197675 +AAAAAAAOOOOOOGGGAAAA +--- 636197910 +>>636196959 +Even the way you talk about Lando and the "only 5 blacks" is comical. Why are black people existing in a space fantasy universe so upsetting to you? +--- 636198065 +>>636188012 +Mechanical arms, mechanical legs, mechanical lungs, mechanical pooper, mechanical penis. +Think that's about it. +--- 636198212 +>>636197910 +Because of why and how they got there, which is shitty lefty activism. Intent matters here, not results. +--- 636198218 +>>636197675 +>Cal's eyes pop out of his head like he was doing a Cere impersonation +>waggles tongue wildly +>"WOOOOOOOO WOO WOO WOOOOO! HUMMINA HUMMINA" +>Greez walks into a glass door and slides down slowly +--- 636198264 +>>636198212 +How incredibly convenient for you. +--- 636198328 +>>636192438 +I cannot imagine being the person who made this + +Are they so insecure that they consider suicide when they remember their mother had to have sex for them to be born +--- 636198462 +>>636198328 +He touched a nerve, huh? +--- 636198545 +>>636198462 +>He +--- 636198714 +Stop talking about soulless disney wars shit +--- 636198791 +>>636198264 +Not really, I like entertainment media and it all went to shit. I'm reduced to reading books now. +--- 636198808 +>>636198678 +Wish I could have recruited her so she could join Mission in my harem of Twi'lek slave girls. +--- 636198935 +>>636198714 +>NOOOO PLEEEEEASE STOP TALKING IN THIS THREAAAD I CAN'T STAND IT AAHHHHHHH +--- 636199145 +FUCKIN' QUEERS +--- 636199149 +>>636192296 +>Knock of Ventress +But she isn't bald, doesn't have either a curved lightsaber or is dual wielding? +Given this entire show is knock off version of the Thrawn trilogy, she's knock off Mara Jade not Ventress. +--- 636199384 +>>636195395 +>People were paid to make these animations. +--- 636199432 +Cal...tonight you will do me in the ass, yes? +--- 636199490 +>>636199384 +Those are just the basic in-game move animations they use in every cutscene. They have to string them together to attempt to make an "action scene". It does not work. +--- 636199513 +>>636188203 +he is an unstoppable force + +he's killed untold numbers of jedi +--- 636199531 +>>636199149 +She also looks more like Lana from The Old Republic. +--- 636199709 +>>636199513 +He can be an unstoppable force and still get shot, stabbed, pushed, pulled, slammed, whatever. The folly is in thinking that it's wrong for Vader to ever suffer any injury in battle. He can suffer injuries and still keep going, that's the best part. +--- 636199804 +>>636199384 +yes + +and it is perfect +--- 636199919 +>>636199513 +>unstoppable +--- 636200146 +>>636197675 +>>636199432 +Absolutely BUILT for the BJC +>>636199531 +Looks like her yeah, but character wise she's almost certainly gonna be not-Mara +and Dave Filoni's OC will kill her for the sole purpose of preemptively cucking Luke out of his chance to redeem, marry, and impregnate her +--- 636200186 +>>636146037 +It can honestly fit in with the prequels which showed the order as kind of retarded and stuck. Just say some big powerful jedi a few hundred years ago said cross guards were gay and so everyone stopped using them. +--- 636200204 +saving evil women.... +--- 636200506 +Here me out: +>Merrin + Sindel +--- 636200906 +>>636200506 +...not THIS Cindel anon, right? +https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Cindel_Towani +--- 636200983 +>>636197675 +>Cal ready to bust right here in front of everyone +--- 636201063 +>>636200906 +--- 636201143 +>>636200906 +--- 636201542 +>>636200506 +>>636201063 +>>636201143 +--- 636202106 +>>636199432 +>>636197675 +White Buttcheeks +--- 636202363 +>>636201652 +Fuck this shit, Barriss was originally Anakin's friend. +--- 636202387 +>>636199919 +he lost on purpose +--- 636202479 +>>636202387 +No, he just lost. +--- 636202576 +>>636192438 +>butch hairstyle +>chubby face +>generic leather jacket instead of traditional nightsister garb +>actual lesbian spinoff between games +Who are they pandering to and why is it not their playerbase? +--- 636203498 +Gingers have won. +--- 636203884 +>>636203498 + +I'm so mad about how much I want to play this but the shitty launch is forcing me to wait for a sale. + +For anyone who has, is there anything remotely equivalent to the preorder equipment? I saw a blue version of the Hermit robes but I don't know if you can recolor armor or if it's an actual separate piece. + +Also, what kind of customization is there for pistols? I love the C96 so I'm wondering if you can remove certain elements like the barrel shroud to make it look more "stock." +--- 636204126 +>>636150396 +>>636140545 (OP) +yes indeed +--- 636204301 +>>636203884 +Barrel, grip, and handle can be changed out. The hermit is the only one that looks like that but you can change it’s colors +--- 636204805 +>>636204301 + +Fukken cool about the gun. Kinda sucks about the robe but I've seen some dope alternate options so I'm not too booty blasted. Hopefully it's available as DLC (or free, if they follow Fallen Order) down the line. +--- 636205671 +>>636199432 +Capital thinking +--- 636206481 +>>636140545 (OP) +Why does this game make my cpu cooler loud as fuck? Game runs fine after the patch though, which is nice. I only get issues where framerate poops itself for 2 seconds going in and out of cutscenes. +--- 636206992 +>>636199432 +Time to VRAM it in! +--- 636207218 +>>636199432 +i didn't know seth green was in this game +--- 636207865 +I hate Ahsoka. +--- 636207925 +>>636207865 +t. padme +--- 636208664 +>>636142869 +Dios mio. You have to raise this kid now ese. +She born inside the border. +--- 636208901 +>>636206481 +>Game runs fine after the patch though +After the latest Nvidia driver, game went from smooth to shit. I should check if the fucker enabled ray tracing by itself, actually, Hogwarts Legacy did it after driver update. +--- 636208969 +>>636208664 +Nice try space spic she wasn't born on Tanalor. She won't be getting a green lightsaber or a green card. +--- 636209002 +>>636208901 + +I was thinking of buying HL when it's on sale but I hear the latest patch broke it or something. +--- 636209060 +>>636206481 +someone can correct me if I'm wrong but I think the games eats up cpu after a fee hours so just take a break and it should be fine + +>>636208901 +weird because it runs the same for me (4080) +--- 636209206 +>yidneyshit +>filonigger 'lore' +no thanks +--- 636209380 +>>636197180 +--- 636209552 +>>636208901 +might be your gpu +--- 636209974 +>>636209060 +I noticed my fans settle down when im in menu +--- 636211064 +>>636140545 (OP) +They won't have a kid, Kata will be there adopted daughter + +And Cal, maybe Merrin, will die and you'll play as adult Kata in the third game like MGS 2 or something. +--- 636211086 +>>636210784 +Now make it say "Hi /v/" +--- 636211179 +>>636203884 +There's other Jedi gear, but there's no way to make your blaster look like Han's. +--- 636211338 +>When Sam Maggs, author of the 2023 novel Jedi: Battle Scars, finished playing Fallen Order, she specifically hoped to write a book from Merrin's perspective and explore the potential in the character's story. Respawn Entertainment, the studio that developed Fallen Order, envisioned Merrin as pansexual and established her as such in that game. However, Respawn and Lucasfilm wanted Battle Scars to make Merrin's pansexuality more clearly canonical, and Maggs was glad for the opportunity to explore that further. +--- 636211453 +>>636209206 +These Jedi games are in a different league compared to yidney shit, they're so much better. + +The SJW borderlands writer meme-bitch that got shitposted about here on /v/ all the time wrote a book that made Merrin gay, but respawn ignored her and made Merrin Cal's wife instead. +--- 636211580 +>>636211338 +Literal lie rofl. + +Respawn wanted Merrin to be pansexual which is why there's no indication of that in the first game at all, and in the second game she dedicates herself to Cal, kisses him twice on camera, and is implied to have sex with him. +--- 636211689 +>>636211580 +Merrin mentions a girl she knew when she was a kid and she wanted to "be together with her" +--- 636211763 +>>636211541 +>>636210784 +Made a slight mistake. It's fixed. +--- 636211963 +>>636211689 +yes, the issue is that people ignore the context of the situation and just assume "LOL THAT MEANS GAY" + +The Nightsisters are a Matriarchal clan and all female, they'd make closer bonds with each other, which makes nothing be confirmed +plus the fact that the nightsisters have an elaborate mating ritual with the nightbrother clans +--- 636212025 +>>636209060 +>>636209552 +Lo and behold, it fucking enabled ray tracing after the driver update. Exactly like Hogwarts Legacy did. All other settings are exactly the same (exactly it also switched to Fullscreen). Fucking shenanigans. +--- 636212170 +>>636211338 +>envisioned Merrin as pansexual and established her as such in that game +what +--- 636212186 +>>636211338 +Suuuuure, Sam. +--- 636212263 +>>636211338 +>she specifically hoped to write a book from Merrin's perspective and explore the potential in the character's story. +She then proceeded to write a book with Merrin being completely and blatantly out of character and consisting of nothing but lesbian smut. +--- 636212313 +>>636211689 +It's amazing that you freaks have to put a sexual tint on any and all close friendships. Degenerates like you are way too far gone. +--- 636212474 +you just know the game is utter shit when everything anyone's talking about is the mediocre waifu bait's sexuality and some third party book about it, lmao +--- 636212540 +>>636211763 +Nice, now put cropped porn in the picture. +--- 636212620 +>>636211763 +--- 636212854 +>>636212540 +>Four times in one go! +--- 636212962 +>>636211763 +For those lonely nights flying solo, Cal +--- 636213042 +>>636211763 +--- 636213074 +>>636212474 +Yes, you are on /v/, you just noticed this when? That is basically all major releases. Even shit like Elden Ring was called woke cringe nonsense on release by the majority of posters. +--- 636213148 +>>636213042 +she might as well be human, there is nothing alien about her +--- 636213205 +>>636212474 +>n everything anyone's talking +We have had many threads talking about the actual game. This is just specifically about a waifu. Stay furious. +--- 636213372 +>>636212313 +ROFL I knew the second I saw Bode that niggers were going to fanfic hime as gay for Cal just cause they high-five and hug and have bro love each other +--- 636213394 +>>636213205 +>We have had many threads talking about the actual game +No, we haven't. Everything anyone's talking about is this mediocre waifu bait. Whenever people talk about the game it is only to say how terrible it is in every aspect and inferior to the old Jedi Knight games. +--- 636213472 +>>636213394 +Who is "we"? You just strode into this thread 400+ posts in. +--- 636213663 +>>636213148 +She's got gray skin and uhhhh.... +Even if she was an alien though, if a human and a twi'lek can fuck and have a kid somehow I dont think it'll be an issue. +>>636213394 +Cool rose tinted bifocals +--- 636214091 +>>636212025 +that's fucking odd +--- 636214165 +>>636211763 +--- 636214665 +>>636213394 +>inferior to the old Jedi Knight games. +--- 636215243 +>>636211763 +--- 636215517 +>>636199513 +That part of his character was established by the Expanded Universe and is retarded and prime example of flanderization EU is full of. +He got defeated by Obi-Wan at Mustafar and permanently crippled, but suddenly he is unstoppable jedi-killing machine? +--- 636215605 +>>636215517 +Even Lucas fell victim to Vaderwank +--- 636215858 +>>636212474 +>mediocre waifu bait's sexuality and some third party book about it +Agreed, but Disney is culture war right now, and politics is more important than vidya. +--- 636216303 +i hate the dodging in this game so much +--- 636216707 +>all that customization +>can't change hair color +--- 636216905 +>>636216707 +You're not allowed to dye your hair in the star wars universe unless your name is Holdo +--- 636217293 +>lightsaber duel +--- 636217336 +>>636215858 +That's mainly cause Disney keeps sticking their mouse dick in the blender. Speaking of blenders, I miss Grievous and find it weird that any normie would want this shit tied to the tv shows or non-video universe atm. Just dumb to drag this story in. +--- 636217437 +>>636217336 +This. They shouldn't have picked a fight with DeSantis. Now, their profits are crashing as America sees them with the Mouse off. +--- 636217512 +When can I use this? It's not letting be hold down the button. +--- 636217530 +>>636217437 +Please leave your bubble +--- 636217564 +>play game +>romantic shit +--- 636217592 +>>636211453 +>they're so much better. +--- 636217596 +>>636217564 +>AAAAAAAAHHHH HUMANS SHOULD BE ROBOTS +--- 636217607 +>>636215517 +he lost cause of his emotions, just like when luke beat him +he wouldn't have those same emotions when hunting down random jedi +also obi wan was one of the best duelists the jedi had so losing to him doesn't make you a scrub +--- 636217646 +>>636217592 +Explain how they are not. +--- 636217734 +>>636217437 +Except he picked a fight with them, not the other way around. And it was a dumb fight he's losing badly. +--- 636217824 +>>636217734 +>Desantis approval up in Florida +>only reason he isn't going to be president is because the Don is in +Keep telling yourself that. +--- 636217864 +>>636217646 +>adheres to yidney and filonigger shit +That's it. The only reason anyone should need, assuming they aren't a Clone Wars faggot. +--- 636217931 +>>636217824 +Also because he has no charisma, no actual policies besides meaningless culture war shit, and has failed at doing anything to Disney besides getting himself sued with his pants down. +--- 636217961 +>>636217864 +Right so you have no actual answer. +--- 636218017 +>>636217961 +>gets answer +>doesn't like it +Did you want me to make you a video essay? +--- 636218068 +>>636218017 +>uh lol disney? +Is not an answer. It sounds like you've never even played the games. +--- 636218152 +>>636217931 +He's showing the world what Disney stands for. It is a worthy sacrifice and a win for our movement. It will only help Trump and ourguys in the general. +--- 636218654 +>>636217824 +>short, boring, drab establishment faggot +>ever winning anything outside a safe red state +lol +--- 636218903 +>>636217824 +>Implying 2024 isn't going to be a replay of 2020 +lol lmao even. Donald will suck up all the oxygen for other challengers in the party, and will get stomped even harder than he was last time. He wasn't popular then and that was before all the culture wars bullshit and 4 years of endless "muh insurrection" blaring on the propaganda box. +--- 636219478 +>>636219017 +what kind of exercise is this +--- 636219995 +>>636219478 +One involving a Big Jedi Lightsaber +--- 636220647 +>>636214665 +Stay mad. +--- 636220785 +>>636197180 +HELP ME LOMBAX TITTIES +--- 636220972 +>>636218152 +You're hopelessly indoctrinated, you can't even respond to basic words anymore. Just defaulting to pointless stock phrases like a robot. The dude is a fucking loser who's been embarrassed by Disney repeatedly already because he has no idea what he's doing besides chasing headlines in rags. +--- 636221046 +>>636197518 +--- 636221328 +>>636217824 +He should just run, he probably has a better shot than Trump at this point because Trump is voter poison. That and I think a lot of people were tired of Trump's shit, they want his policies without the drama. +--- 636221809 +>>636197675 +what color is her butthole +--- 636222027 +>>636221328 +mathematically impossible for him to get the nomination with the amount of Trump cultists. + +Disney chads just stay winning. +--- 636222148 +>>636221328 +Literally the first he looks like a dweeb next to Trump at a debate and gets called a stupid nickname his entire career is down the toilet. He's been exposed hard already by his repeated fumbling of this political stunt with Disney, that's just gonna finish him off. +--- 636222706 +>>636222148 +I think Trump is still going to go after him, even if he doesn't run. DeSantis is a nerd and Trump can't help wanting to punch him in the stomach and take his lunch money. +--- 636223047 +>>636152510 +The best thing the next game can do is either this or just say the games in a different canon. The fact its linked to the nu trilogy with faggy new empire shit and everything is the worst part about the game. The difference in quality between peak star wars extended kino like this and kotor vs the films and disney tv slop is night and day. +--- 636223557 +>>636148274 +I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE +--- 636223746 +>>636148274 +>lightsaber knees +kek +--- 636225607 +>>636223746 +>>636148274 +Is it possible to learn this power? +--- 636226362 +What color are her nips? +--- 636226458 +>>636183420 +>third game ends with Cal and spooky bitch hiding out on Sulon and he takes up the name Morgan Katarn + +PLEASE +--- 636226965 +Assuming the game gets a third installment, which is 50/50, I wonder if they'll let Cal have a red lightsaber early on given by the end of the game he's on the edge of falling to the dark side. +--- 636227526 +Is the stuttering fixed or should I keep waiting? +--- 636228019 +>>636226965 +It's guaranteed to get a third. +--- 636228118 +Basically a Force-Kin. +--- 636228158 +>>636140545 (OP) +Kathleen Kennedy and Blackrock have killed Star Wars and the franchise should just go into a hibernation for a decade or just die. +--- 636228383 +>>636228019 +The better question is when the third game does release will it make 5090 card holders seethe as hard as 4090 holders are currently seething? +--- 636229705 +I just finished this game. It was quite long. I enjoyed it a lot. Great level design and puzzles and fun combat +--- 636231070 +>>636228019 +EA's contract expires this year, that's why it's do buggy and unoptomized they wanted to rush development to prove they deserve a renewal +--- 636231345 +>>636231070 +Somehow I doubt that because it's far from the only major release full of bugs and performance problems in recent years and they aren't all from expiring contracts for franchises. +--- 636231914 +>>636140545 (OP) +Faggot +--- 636232339 +Powerful. diff --git a/v/636150284.txt b/v/636150284.txt index 719cdc44292b728d4ae6e2d6c9533c2ccc8745ca..dfabf73585c73c0cb43bf7cf8a81e07d93c31a1d 100644 --- a/v/636150284.txt +++ b/v/636150284.txt @@ -356,3 +356,677 @@ Yes, because retards never learn what the concept of "producing" is. --- 636167452 >>636166703 It reminds me of the JP and EN VAs for Cell in DBZ. +--- 636167896 +>>636164790 +>My favorite moment is when he called out ADA for being the same after the first boss fight and she was like "So?". + +I like your interpretation, but I believe that part was more about the dissonance between Leo (an emotional meat bag) and ADA (pragmatic machine) who obviously can't into subtext : +>You may speak like a human, but you're still a heartless computer, aren't you? +>That is correct. What is the problem? + +She literally takes the 'heartless computer' at face value and confirms it because that's a correct statement and the idea behind it (you sound like a human but you aren't one) goes over her head. +There are also parts like that in 2 where Dingo uses expressions and she doesn't get it. For instance when taking on the fleet before the Zakat boss fight : +>[Dingo] I'll finish it in ten seconds! +>[ADA] You won't finish it in ten seconds. +(which is realistically true based on physical analysis of the situation) + +TLDR; ADA can't into subtext. +--- 636167970 +>>636167387 +At least there's several nods to ADA's relationship with Leo, including from Dingo. It's also poetic that they both come to the same conclusion about ADA and Jehuty's mission. Like two very different characters converging to same point. I did prefer the setting from ZOE1 but ZOE2 doesn't overwrite it. It just takes place somewhere else. Like I said, they were careful to respect Okamura. + +This interview with Murata, Kojima and Masao about ZOE2 will give you an idea of their mindset. +https://shmuplations.com/zoneofenders/ +--- 636168006 +>>636167318 +Maybe they changed it in later releases, but having played the original on PS2 back then I'm positive I had to do a perfect play to get Flowing Destiny at the end. Was enough of a hassle for me to remember it to this day. +--- 636168312 +>>636167896 +Maybe that's a dub thing because with the JP VA I got the distinct impression she could read subtext. Leo was critical of ADA and she rebuked him for being illogical. And in ZOE2 especially ADA had an attitude with Dingo even though she pretended not to. +--- 636168603 +>>636168006 +I tried to do a perfect play and was disappointed to get Flowing Destiny lol. I think I saved too much. I misinterpreted the destruction requirements as applying to non-SOS missions so I went the entire game minimizing destruction on every single stage. +--- 636169494 +>>636167896 +>>636168312 +I rewatched the interaction in ZOE1 and now I have to agree. She was not reading subtext there, she was just very flippant. In ZOE2 I feel like she did respond to Dingo's sarcasm with ambiguous statements that could be read either way though, and I got the impression she didn't like him at first. I wonder if I was just reading into it. +--- 636170141 +>>636169494 +>[Dingo] (speaking about Ken) What a troublemaker. +>[ADA] A good match for you. +>[Dingo] Stop joking. +>[ADA] Sorry, but I wasn't programmed to joke. +>[Dingo] You really are a funny computer, aren't you. +>[ADA] ... Funny... +>[Dingo] You and that kid Leo are far more of a perfect match. +>[ADA] Don't make fun of me. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj7UMpC-f6c&t=8168s [Embed] + +Again, might be a case of dub versus sub but here I was always under the impression she didn't understand sarcasm and just took everything at face value even in 2. +--- 636170891 +>>636161265 +Okay retard +--- 636171014 +>>636170141 +>[ADA] Sorry, but I wasn't programmed to joke. +To me that felt like an ambiguous statement that could be read both ways. It could be literal, it could be her taking another jab at Dingo. The "good match" comment was completely unnecessary after all. And the "Don't make fun of me" isn't even ambiguous. Only a robot with an attitude would say that. Not to mention by that point she cares about Leo. +--- 636171209 +>>636150284 (OP) +I barely remember that game. I remember thinking maybe it would be good because ‘that metal gear guy made it’, but it was just bland. +--- 636171245 +>>636150284 (OP) +god i love zoe 2, nothing other than it and mgs2 had that feel konami produced during that time +--- 636171303 +>>636161185 +Yeah, MGS2's gameplay is really subpar. Tranq gun ruins the stealth +--- 636171780 +>not playing the anime girl version + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nCLDe8s87o [Embed] +--- 636171785 +>>636171209 +>it was just bland. + +Just like you +--- 636171947 +>>636170141 +Oh, and I do agree it sounds kinda like you say with the dub. JP ADA doesn't sound as robotic. I prefer JP but I respect dub ADA performance. +--- 636172060 +>>636171780 +ZOE already has an anime girl version. +--- 636172152 +>>636150284 (OP) +Starts good, becomes a bit tedious, but by the end of the game it achieves greatness. Viola is truly a tragic character, don't listen to retards who claim it's not worth playing - it is. +--- 636172232 +>>636172152 +>but by the end of the game it achieves greatness +Finally someone with taste in this thread. ZOE1 is so underrated. +--- 636172416 +>>636172232 +After all, it's only a few hours long. So what if there's a part that drags a little - you're already close to the end. Now get that sniper weapon and push through to the end. +--- 636172637 +>>636172416 +What would you say are the tedious part? +My guess would be the EPS antennas and the virus part. By the time you hit the dam boss it's a homerun all the way till the end. +--- 636172803 +I got ZOE2 but never played past the second mission because the disc was fucked up or something +--- 636172858 +>>636172060 +Dolores please sit on me +--- 636173063 +>>636172858 +>Dolores please sit on me +RIP anon. +--- 636173074 +>>636172637 +Once you're made to revisit previous areas to get equipment, it can be underwhelming. The core gameplay is still fun but the feeling that you've already done something here is inescapable. Still it's a good time but more could have been done to make it interesting going back. +--- 636173310 +>>636159883 +Were 2 and 3 any good at all? +--- 636173670 +>>636163659 +It plays like heaven and it feels like god +--- 636173731 +>>636172152 +I have listened to Viola's theme so many times. That scene and the fight right after are the peak of Zone of the Enders. Even more so after watching the Idolo movie. It's hard to believe ZOE1 came with both a movie and a 26 episode anime. Most people only know about ZOE2. No wonder they complain about the story. They missed most of it. If anything Aumaan is a side-plot. +--- 636174225 +>>636173074 +I get that backtracking is underwhelming but it's also so common that I'm surprised the game gets so much flak for it. Unless you're confused about where you need to go it's not long either and it involves some "unique" fights (underground). +--- 636174302 +>>636171780 +what the hell this actually looks good +can I play it now +--- 636174496 +>>636173063 +A life worth living +--- 636174675 +>>636174225 +I think it's down to the length of the game - it's already short and I'm revisiting things so it is disappointing. I think it's worth getting through to finish the game because the last few stages and the final battle are superb. +--- 636176218 +>>636161038 +>internationally standardized +It's still region based on steam. +--- 636176234 +>>636163659 +>>636173670 +The gameplay does not scale well to the highest difficulties and turns into nothing but grab spam +--- 636176605 +>>636164886 +>Mars resistance digs up his long dead frozen corpse from somewhere in space +>They pump it full of metatron and stuff it in the cockpit of the stolen and poorly patched up remains of Jehuty +>Set it to thaw and 2 minutes +>wrrrrrrrr *ding*-o +>"Cock Thundercunt, we need you to stop aged up Leo Stenbuck with a beard, the commander of the UNSF total mars elimination front, piloting the big huge fuckoff class metatron titan BIG RAM, only you and the efficiency of this frame can do it" +>"Why would I help you martians. Okay you have convinced me. Damn I can't do it tho, Even as a kid in simulations he already beat my ass 38-2." +>"But you could still win twice" +>"...Fine. Let's do this." + +>The invincible BIG RAM suffers significant damage against all odds +>"*kshh* This is UNSF commander Leo Stenbuck, the director of the total martian genocide operations. Who is the pilot in operations of Jehuty? ...You have earned the right to be remembered." +>ADA "Just what do you remember Leo? ...*I* remember Leo Stenbuck, a child once teaching a mere computer the value of life. All life." +>Chad Thundercock "Yeah! What happened to the scared kid I met that used to loathe killing?" +>"...Thunderheart? ... *kssh*" + +>BIG RAM is successfully disabled +>Martian PALS are moving in to set up vector charges that'll eliminate the titan for good +>A LEV takes off from inside of the BIG RAM, easily intercepts and pushes the PALS aside with cutscene style +>It's Vic Viper V3 +>"You seem to be in a much better shape than I remember... Teacher" +>"And you've become one heck of a pilot, Leo..." +--- 636176704 +>>636176234 +You can't spam grab on Extreme. +--- 636177128 +>>636176605 +bretty gud 11/10 +--- 636177265 +>>636150284 (OP) +Maybe they should have done that for Redfall with Starfield +--- 636178369 +>>636172858 +LEWD +--- 636179492 +>>636176704 +You literally never played these games above normal. +--- 636180457 +>>636176218 +So if I buy the game in Europe it will have more content? I've never heard of anything like that. +--- 636181049 +>>636150284 (OP) +They should do these things more often. Got to force these normalfaggots into playing good games for once otherwise games get overlooked. +--- 636182091 +>>636179492 +What? +--- 636183267 +>>636174302 +You could either download the latest version from the dude’s Japanese patreon or go to ESL zone & download it for free. +--- 636183795 +>>636183267 +>esl zone +nani kore +is the game even in English +--- 636184230 +>>636180457 +I think I got it confused with the special edition of the HD release. The only differences I can find between the international and the Japanese version of MARS should be the language and the Super Hard difficulty setting (it's like a toned down Extreme). +--- 636184396 +>"I see. At least you're good at running away." +--- 636184424 +>>636184230 +That's a relief. Makes it simpler. +--- 636185707 +>>636184396 +Yeah well, at least next time you won't be a cheap fuck using an unbreakable shield preventing me for dealing any kind of damage in the event I actually manage to reach you. + +(You can actually land a few hits on him during the very first encounter in 2 if you play well) +--- 636187158 +>>636185707 +If you land enough hits you can force the cinematic to play early. +--- 636187524 +I remember being unbelievably hyped for ZOE3 because I must have put at least 200 hours into ZOE1/2 combined as a kid. Spend hours and hours in versus mode with my friends and handicap myself because I was so fucking good with every single orbital frame. I can't believe they cancelled ZOE3 man. I was positively heartbroken. +>>636171780 +What a fucking waste. This could have been a shitty ZOE handheld game spinoff but Persona games already push me to the fucking limit with the animu themes, I will vomit staring at some kawai uguu titty bitch with no muscle saving the world with some cringe plot and interactions. +Also how the FUCK do you unlock the Inhert frame in versus? I did it as a kid but as a 31 year old man I can't fucking replicate it, the thing is bugged in the MVRS version of the game I tell you +--- 636187885 +>>636187524 +>Also how the FUCK do you unlock the Inhert frame in versus? +Might be different in later releases but I remember playing the original PS2 version back then and unlocking him by finding his card behind a crate in the area just before his fight (the place with the moving ceilings you have to go through all the way down to his chamber) +--- 636188224 +>>636184424 +Heads up if you buy it through Steam it includes Denuvo. It's a Konami title after all. +--- 636189787 +>>636187524 +How do you go from based to cringe in a single post like this +--- 636189927 +Also Kojima's version of ZOE3 was fucking horrible and I'm glad it was cancelled. I'd rather have no 3rd game than seeing this hack Kojima ruin ZOE with his /co/shit +--- 636190136 +>>636150284 (OP) +I absolutely bought it for itself, and I love it today. A lot of the extra elements that ZoE2 ripped away are things I really enjoy. Having to defend areas and prevent their destruction, having kind of explore and backtrack. +I get why ZoE2 axed them, it's focus on action alone makes it a stronger game. +But I really wish there was a game that grew out of all the things Zoe was playing with. +That said, I absolutely spent more time playing the MGS2 demo than I did ZoE1, and I played Zoe at least 3 times. +--- 636190302 +>>636183795 +F95 zone nigga. +--- 636190518 +>>636150284 (OP) +I played a demo of ZoE at a kiosk in Target. I liked it so much I asked for a PS2 for Christmas just so I could play the cool robot game. That cool game came with another game and I ended up loving that demo too and playing MGS2 afterwards. It was a good time. +--- 636191121 +>>636150284 (OP) +>Never played ZOTE 1 or 2 +>Heard that it's Konami's character action games ala Devil May Cry except with sci-fi mechs +>Want to try it out but don't have PlayStation 2 +>Watch promo materials online +>See young shota MC and mature milf lady rival +>See spoilers for TSR with older shota MC and milf lady returning +>Think that the story set up in TSR is about them working as partners +>Years later +>Remeber that this franchise exists after Konami announced the remaster and all the people started hype-ing it up +>Decide to finally play both games +>It turns out that the sexy milf rival dies like an idiot in the first game and there's a weird AI clone of her in TSR for some reason while the Shota MC literally became Pliskin mentor figure for the new MC just like Solid Snake to Raiden in MGS2 +The story and characters were kind of disappointing desu. I expected way more seeing how Kojima had direct involvement with both games. The concept is genius, the soundtrack is beautiful, the art direction is stunning, and all the mechanics really started to shine in the second game. It's a huge shame that Konami just shut down all the plans for the third game despite the fact that they still had plenty of time during the 2000s before the end of the PS2 life circle. This series had a really huge potential. Konami and Capcom were equally retarded in the early 2010s when they started to decide which franchise should live or die based on sales of the remasters and nothing else. It's like all of those corporate idiots in big suits couldn't understand that fans and people, in general, want new games instead of HD collections of old games. +--- 636191205 +>>636189927 + +Fuck you, the biomech shit looked cool as fuck and Kojima was Producer for both of the games. +--- 636191269 +>>636163659 +>ZOE2 has the mech gameplay ever designed +Very odd post here almost feels like a marketing statement. Did you mean best? +--- 636191632 +>>636191205 +Not him but that would flip a sci-fi setting into straight up magical fantasy. That's an easy way to alienate most of your audience. +--- 636191748 +>>636150284 (OP) +>ZOE thread +>the anime movie is mentioned +>even the tv series has been posted +But what about the GBA game? This shit gets less attention than even the TV series +--- 636192170 +>>636171780 +This looks so goddamn cringe +--- 636192528 +>>636191632 + +Metatron and Jehuty/Idolo/Dolores already had some soft fantasy elements to them. Metatron is implied to be at least semi-sentient -- the idea that it at some point in the distant past inhabited some kind of biomechanoid bodies isn't that far of a stretch to me. +--- 636192904 +>>636191748 +I never even seen this. How is it? +--- 636192917 +>>636150284 (OP) +This and the sequel were a great time. Definitely worth replaying and in fact I may do just that. +>>636188781 +No. See related. +--- 636193091 +Sex with Viola +--- 636193106 +>>636192528 +>Metatron is implied to be at least semi-sentient +Only if you read very deep into a single quip by Nohman afaik, and he was literally drunk on power and musing like a madman. It feels like I must've missed something for that line to have all those implications. It seems like a huge stretch to me. +--- 636193302 +>>636191748 +I've seen a few anons say its the best story set in ZOE but no details. +--- 636193520 +>>636150284 (OP) +i didnt buy it lol. kojimafags are just that, FAGS +--- 636194021 +>>636193106 + +I'm also talking about the anime, but yes even in the game they go on about the "Will of Metatron." In the anime, Dolores's "A.I." is implied to have been created from the consciousness of a person being absorbed by the Metatron and Idolo is driven insane partially by the influence of the Metatron he's linked to. Metatron can also alter materials, "heal" the otherwise mechanical Frames, etc. + +I'm just saying, it's really not that big of a leap from everything we've seen. The A.I. in the game seem to be either enhanced or influenced by the Metatron in the Frame. + +I think the Enders Project would have made a lot of the above more explicit and expanded on the properties of Metatron. +--- 636194082 +>>636171780 +>This looks so goddamn cringe +--- 636194427 +>Buy game for the demo +>Game ends up being better than the demo's full game +--- 636195292 +>>636194021 +>even in the game they go on about the "Will of Metatron." +They don't go on about it. It's literally just Nohman and he mentions it like once when talking about destroying the universe with his super-weapon. That's after he goes on at length about how human society evolved by harnessing new power sources of which Metatron is latest and most powerful. He was talking the logical conclusion of humans harnessing ever more raw power, not some separate consciousness. + +>Metatron can also alter materials +It's infused in metal which makes it dynamically malleable and flexible. Like magic but not actual magic. The saying about sufficiently advanced technology looking like magic applies here. + +>Dolores's "A.I." +Is in a Metatron computer. Like the one ADA and DELPHI run on. Dolores gets transferred to a regular (but massive) non-Metatron computer at the end of the anime iirc. She's not magical. Okamura had no intention of turning ZOE into bio-mechs and he's the writer that did all the world building. The more we talk about the more I'm glad Kojima's vision got axed. +--- 636195742 +>>636195292 + +You understand that the concept I'm discussing is also not actual magic, right? It's sci-fi fantasy in the same way that the original games were, just extending out the role Metatron plays and what it's capable of. + +A sentient or semi-sentient material that can alter other materials (which already is confirmed within the context of the series) building a body for itself is fully within Star Trek-tier sci-fi fantasy writing, which is still very far from literal magic. +--- 636195770 +>>636161185 +I actually find MGS2's gameplay quite good, better than 3 even +the tranq gun is pretty overpowered but the fact that guards check on people who fail to report their status kind of makes up for it +--- 636195909 +>>636163659 +We're getting ZOE Collab for Armored Core right b-bros? +--- 636196047 +>>636163407 +>He's still at Konami +that's like telling me that a genius scientist is currently employed at the local garbage dump +--- 636196318 +>>636194427 +Many such cases. +--- 636196746 +>>636190302 +it's on there? +--- 636196901 +>>636187885 +His trophy isn't there man, it doesn't seem to show up for me. I've tried all sorts. Some people say it has to be done without saving, some people say it can only be done on a fresh new game+ playthrough - I've tried it all. +>>636189787 +Just tell me my opinion is shit and I'll respect you more anon. Yes I know this is an anime inspired image board, go back to playing your ADHD gacha games instead of getting upset someone doesn't like one particular aesthetic +--- 636197190 +>>636196047 +He has more clout than before though, and Konami is trying to move back to videogames after the Pachinko industry tanked. Now Armored Core might prove there's a market for mecha games. +--- 636197210 +>>636191269 +I accidentally a word +--- 636197428 +>>636189927 +retard +>>636191205 +>>636192528 +Almost all of the orbital frames are named after Egyptian gods (though some are lesser known as opposed to Anubis), what more of a premise do you need for a prequel set thousands of years ago? You could even retcon the entire plot and not necessarily in a bad way, it doesn't need to be all magic and shit, you just have to consider metatron probably wouldn't be in the equation or it's known as a different resource +--- 636198863 +>>636197428 +>retcon the entire plot because some of the orbital frames shared a naming scheme +Get out of here, Kojima. +--- 636200129 +>>636167970 +That was a good interview. +--- 636201926 +Watch her anime. +--- 636201934 +>>636198863 +Listen nigger, I would sacrifice ZOE's anime/OVA and two games' plot in a heartbeat for a fucking new ZOE game as long as it plays the same. I dare you to tell me that you wouldn't either +--- 636203104 +>>636201926 + +Is there anywhere legal to do it? +--- 636203598 +>>636201934 +>I dare you to tell me that you wouldn't either +I would not. I want more refined gameplay and I want more of Okamura's writing. ZOE is the only mecha property I care about. I really like the setting and plot. ZOE2 was good but it was also based on what he wrote. I don't like Kojima's writing. I'd rather no ZOE3 than a bad ZOE3. +--- 636204005 +>>636203104 +It's not hard to find a stream for Idolo 2167 and Dolores, I. You want to pay for it? +--- 636204109 +>>636203598 +>I'd rather no ZOE3 than a bad ZOE3. + +You suck. Like, I get if it's something like a shitty reboot, but ZOE is pretty barebones story wise; the gameplay, mech designs and setting are the main draw. + +I'd kill at least one random stranger if it got me a new ZOE game. At least we're getting AC6 soon. Can't believe we're getting a AA-tier mech game in 2023. +--- 636204238 +>>636204005 + +Yeah, happy to. I can't find it on any streaming services though and the physical media seems like it's all ancient, out of print stuff and/or sold in the old school "volume of just two episodes" format so it's crazy expensive. +--- 636204672 +>>636176605 +>wrrrrrrrr *ding*-o +--- 636205192 +>>636204238 +It is basically ancient. I don't think you can pay to watch it. If you want to remunerate the creators/license-holders you'll have to get creative. Sunrise animation is still active so maybe buy some of their latest works. +--- 636205923 +>>636204109 +I don't feel the same way. I really liked how besides Metatron the setting and plot were grounded. The anime spent a lot of time dwelling on the difficulties of space travel which I appreciated. Only ZOE2 kinda goes off the rails with the plot, but there was a lot of build up to it with the movie, the anime and ZOE1. It felt appropriate. I don't want Kojima to make it cuhraazy and turn it into a time-traveling magical fantasy just for the sake of more gameplay. I'd kill at least one random stranger if it could stop that from happening. +--- 636206962 +>>636205923 +>time-traveling magical fantasy + +You keep spouting this kind of thing, but biomechs do not require any of that. Literally just showing an ancient, prequel setting where Metatron formed its own bodies for one reason or another is all it requires. Or you could make it set in the far future, where technology has advanced sufficiently that we're now able to meld biology and technology and grow OFs artificially. There are so many options that still fully fit in a sci-fi setting. + +I also like how you say "besides Metatron," when literally every unique aspect of the series is based around Metatron as a concept. +--- 636207007 +>>636204672 +>couldn't get to Jehuty in ZoE 1 +>wrecked his prototype LEV before ZoE 2 +Welp. +--- 636207292 +>>636192528 +I think the intent is that metatron reflects the will of the runner. It absorbs, amplifies and echoes out the emotions that go in. In my interpretation the will of metatron that Nohman felt and talked about was just his own mad scream after losing Viola, echoed back and amplified a million times, which then created a feedback loop of him telling himself that metatron wants everything destroyed and metatron taking that and repeating it back to him etc etc. +--- 636207689 +>>636207292 + +Could be, not objecting to that idea. All I'm saying is that Metatron is a soft-fantasy element in and of itself, and the entire lore of the series is based on its existence. Metatron is ill-defined enough that they could really go any direction with it, in terms of how much it has its own will versus a runner's will. + +Going off of your concept, it may "build" an OF based off of the will of someone who encounters it; maybe someone who believes in some god or whatever, and the Metatron responds by trying to replicate what they see in the potential Runner's mind's eye. No magic needed. +--- 636207712 +>>636206962 +Those ideas both sound flimsy and weird. Let's just randomly skip thousands of years ahead or back and make it about future-ancient aliens. Why even call it ZOE then? Might as well be a completely different property. + +>literally every unique aspect of the series is based around Metatron as a concept +And the rest of the setting keeps those unique aspects grounded instead of going completely off the rails. It's a good mix. You using Metatron as an excuse to just do whatever is exactly what Zone of the Enders isn't. +--- 636207795 +Alright lads, after reading >>636204109 +>At least we're getting AC6 soon. Can't believe we're getting a AA-tier mech game in 2023 +Do you think millions of copies of AC6 selling would change anything as to how many more mech games start releasing? I've never gotten into AC, but I would if it shined a light on ZOE. I really am that much of a desperate retard to have another game like ZOE but I know AC is nothing like it +--- 636208321 +>>636207712 +>Why even call it ZOE then? +Because it's still a property set in the same universe and based around Runners piloting mechs which are powered by Metatron and probably delving into themes of sentience and A.I., just like the first two games. + +>You using Metatron as an excuse to just do whatever is exactly what Zone of the Enders isn't. +It's not "just doing whatever," it's what the creators of the series literally were planning and which seems at least feasible within the lore already established. + +>>636207795 +If anyone else owned the property, I'd think it's possible but Konami is shit. They didn't bring out a new Castlevania in spite of the massive success of the animated series and just keep farming out the license to whoever asks, even though they could literally just license out a project to the guys that made Blasphemous or some shit to get us a new game. The refuse to port MGS collection even though it's free money. + +Konami has no idea what to do with any of their IPs. We're getting nothing but Bomberman and Silent Hill until we die. + +Fuck Konami. +--- 636208908 +Metatron is just spiral/getter/gundam unicorn energy, it's not that complicated. It's whatever the pilot needs. +--- 636209127 +>>636163659 +Not quite. ZoE remains the champ for fast-paced, myjapaneseanime style mech gameplay. Mechwarrior 2, 3, and 4 are the best grounded/simlike mech games, with a big nod towards Steel Battalion as well. Armored Core does a great job straddling the line between the two. +--- 636209186 +>>636171780 +I want mechs, not this Infinite Stratos rip off trash +--- 636209352 +>>636207292 +>In my interpretation the will of metatron that Nohman felt and talked about was just his own mad scream after losing Viola +Nohman didn't really care that much about Viola beyond using her as a tool. That's why he turned her memory into a single-minded combat AI. Dingo cared more about Viola than he did. By the time of ZOE1 he was already a complete psychopath obsessed only with Aumaan, which Anubis and Jehuty were built to control. All of which was his father's project and which he inherited. His journey was of fully embracing nihilism. This was his reasoning towards the end: +>Since the dawn of history, human beings have realized various forms of energy. Civilisations have progressed with them! So where does such energy like Metatron lead our civilisation!? +>Destruction! Destruction to end all! The Universe, and human subconscious, are willing their own end! +--- 636209541 +>>636150284 (OP) +Yeah I remember how happy I was to play MGS2 and then have a cool mech game after the fact. +--- 636209725 +Can't run the PC port on my pc +--- 636210096 +>>636168006 +I never could beat all of the SoS missions to unlock the good ending. I was like 11 lol, but I did try. + +I loved the game and preordered it before I had even played MGS1. Actually, the demo is what got me to get a copy of MGS. I was always disappointed that the franchise never took off. I also really liked ZoE: The Fist of Mars in GBA. + +I loved ZoE: Idolo but couldn’t get past the first episode of the series. Did it get better? +--- 636210265 +>>636208321 +>delving into themes of sentience and A.I., just like the first two games +They never did that. Besides Leo and ADA bonding they don't talk about her sentience. The Viola clone AI is glossed over. They don't even talk about the exact nature of Dolores they just accepted that she existed on a computer. You're inventing something that wasn't there. The overarching theme of the entire series is the conflict between Earth and Mars. Only Nohman and Aumaan detoured from that. +>it's what the creators of the series literally were planning +Okamura? +--- 636210707 +>>636210265 +I'm done debating you, all I'm saying is I want more ZOE. I'd be happy if it took the form of Enders Project or if it were more traditionally in line with the existing setting. I just want more dope ass mech fights with zippy combat that makes you feel like a DBZ character. +--- 636211081 +>>636210707 +>I just want more dope ass mech fights with zippy combat that makes you feel like a DBZ character +Is there nothing else to scratch that itch? +--- 636211235 +>>636204672 +How does a one singular man have so much jaw? +--- 636211246 +>>636150284 (OP) +The first game honestly sucked. +The second one was much better but had annoying gimmick bosses and absolutely worthless Extra missions despite making you search for them all over the place. Also +>container section +>mine field section +>city defense section because the first game had them +>large scale clusterfuck battle section +Doesn't help that higher difficulties just change enemy stats and not spawns, so most (almost all if below Extreme) parts of the game pose no challenge if you're using a V2 with all subs. Cleared it on Extreme and not sure I ever want to replay it again. +--- 636211432 +>>636211081 +Literally +Dragon Ball: Budokai Tenkaichi 2/3 + +Think about it. +--- 636211559 +>>636211081 +daemon x machina +--- 636211776 +>>636193302 +I haven’t played it in 20 years and hardly remember it but I absolutely remember that I loved it at the time. I will replay it (and the rest of the series) again sometime later this year maybe. +--- 636212021 +>>636193106 +It features pretty prominently as a theme in ZoE: Idolo as well. +--- 636212165 +>>636150284 (OP) +I only played MGS2 because it came with ZoE +--- 636212171 +>>636153810 +It wasn't a terrible game. It's a shame because of the le MGS2 demo meme we can never have a decent ZOE thread without Kojima shitters +--- 636212334 +>>636150284 (OP) +I had never played MGS prior to then because my family only ever got Nintendo systems up until PS2 so I was only starting to explore the games PS and PS2 had available. I rented ZOE because it looked fucking cool. I was not disappointed. I've even replayed it again 5 or so years ago and it still holds up better than people give it credit for. It has flaws for sure but it's still a solid experience and it's still pretty unique. The only reason ZOE1 gets such a bad rep is because the improvements made to 2nd Runner were just that massive that it makes 1 look bad by comparison. It still isn't ACTUALLY bad though. +--- 636212442 +>>636201934 +nta but I absolutely would not. I love the original 3 games and I watched my Idolo DVD more times than I can count. +--- 636212502 +>>636210096 +>couldn’t get past the first episode of the series +>Did it get better? +I didn't like Dolores, I at first. Now I love it. It's hard to describe. The entire thing is a tonal curveball. It switches between comedy, drama and action at a breakneck pace and it has a lot of side-plots. It's not perfect but if you loved Idolo there are some very satisfying moments. I can't stress that enough. I almost cried the first time they referenced Idolo directly. +--- 636212534 +>>636158109 +Is it worth playing ZoE games (I only play undubs anyway)? I remember watching some reviews back when the HD collection came out and my memory is that 1 is pretty mediocre, but don't remember what made 2 good or worthwhile. +--- 636212676 +>>636193106 +Pretty sure the game manual for 1 and/or 2 also mentioned it and it's outright stated in both the Idalo OVA and Dolores, I. Might even be stated in Fist of Mars too but I never played that one. +--- 636212718 +>>636204238 +A complete box set of Dolores, I does exist. I know because I bought one from a little anime shop in Northern Virginia in 2007. +--- 636213624 +2 was the better game but I liked 1's story and setting more. The most striking thing I remember about it was the unwinnable final boss battle. It's very anticlimactic but I thought it worked well. It was very bold and a potent reminder of a bygone past. You wouldn't see something like that these days. +--- 636213626 +>>636212534 +This thread is nothing but fans talking about how under appreciated the series was/is. Yeah, you should at least give it a shot. + +IMO the first game was not mediocre at all. +--- 636213636 +>>636212021 +It was all between the lines though. Radium's sympathetic control of Idolo was never worded or expanded on. Dolores and Idolo can be interpreted in multiple ways. On top of that other Orbital Frames have on-board AIs that communicate directly. There is no question about ADA or Delphi being sentient programs made by humans. Conversely it is never implied that Jehuty has a separate consciousness from ADA. What part of ADA is the "will of Metatron"? +--- 636213957 +>>636213624 +>tfw +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzTGbTb8EPU [Embed] +--- 636214092 +>>636213636 +Bro. The metatron in Idolo actually drove Radium insane and rejected Viola as a pilot even though she was very much up to the task. It’s very unambiguous that it was both sentient and to a certain extent symbiotic with people who interact with it. +--- 636215101 +>>636213957 +During the boss fight, Anubis' theme has variations to them depending on the distance to the player to Anubis. Has any of them ever surfaced/uploaded to yt, cause I've only ever found this version of Anubis' theme. +--- 636215464 +>>636215101 +This version is from the OST. I don't think anyone has bothered trying to rip the music from the game directly. +--- 636215807 +>>636214092 +Radium was already unhinged to begin with, he just kept a cool face most of the time. His heart to heart with Dolores had nothing to do with Metatron. Idolo rejecting Viola might have been a sympathetic response to Radium but sentience is entirely different thing. Idolo never displayed independent thought or action. Everything was a response to the pilot. +--- 636215909 +>>636212718 +Dubbed or subbed? Pretty cool to actually own that either way. +--- 636216163 +Life ring has started revolving. +--- 636216272 +>>636215909 +Dubbed with IIRC subbed option in the DVD menu. Unfortunately it was lost 2 or 3 moves ago, along with my NGE Platinum Collection and some other God Tier shit. + +I don’t even like anime in a more general sense but I really wish I had all of that stuff back. Oh well, what are you going to do? +--- 636216516 +>>636215807 +Except Idolo absolutely did act independently when it forced Viola to crash into a fucking river lol +--- 636216606 +How do ZoE fags feel about 2nd Runner MARS? + +I really enjoyed it. Had played the original years before and it was cool as shit in VR. Being actually inside Jehuty is wild. +--- 636216613 +>>636213626 +Watched a review and this is a character action game, and for some reason I never gelled with those kind of games, even though on paper they should be up my alley. The story seems nice, but I think its better for me to play mroe Armored Core instead and watch a mecha anime. +BTW any mecha anime recommendations that aren't Gundma and popular shit like Eva/TTGL? +--- 636216750 +>>636216163 +*Pling!* +Ready to fire. +--- 636216772 +>>636216163 +And it doesn’t matter because Konami won’t do anything with it. It took them a fucking decade (or more?) to announce a new Silent Hill game and they delisted all of the classic (read: good) MGS games. +--- 636216879 +>>636158230 +both versions are unremarkable but we get it you have an agenda +--- 636217019 +>pay for FFXII demo +>end up slowly catching up on the DQ series in the years following +Still mad we never got the MMO. +--- 636217021 +>>636216272 +It's cool that it had that option. And I know that feeling. When a collection is small every piece has meaning. At least you're not too hung up on it. +--- 636217023 +>>636216613 +You could also try The Fist of Mars, which is a turn-based tactics game. + +And you can also try ZoE: Idols for anime. It’s an hour long OVA and free on YouTube. + +https://youtu.be/Q-bOSKnYZ9o [Embed] +--- 636217128 +>>636150284 (OP) +Is that a robot cock? +--- 636217209 +>>636216516 +When did she crash into a river? I only know of the scene where she gets shocked. +--- 636217317 +>>636217128 +--- 636217570 +>>636216163 +I took every excuse I got to use it. +--- 636217858 +>>636150284 (OP) +>the game everyone bought just because it came with an MGS2 demo disk +This is true. +--- 636218332 +>>636171780 +imagine your father finding you out playing this +--- 636218874 +>>636218332 +boomer parents? disgust +millennial parents? they probably grew up watching evangelion +--- 636220101 +>>636218874 +Millennials are the ones who got woke though. +--- 636220512 +>>636217023 +I'd recommend watching the subbed version. You can find it with a simple web search. +--- 636220902 +>>636220101 +Nonsense. That started way back before even the greatest generation. As early as the 1920s, the press was lying their asses off to cover for the Soviets. The boomers really took the push towards multiculturalism and feminism and made it big back in the 60s. Millennials and zoomest have simply been running with what they’ve been indoctrinated into. + +Anyway I found a complete rip of Dolores, I to give it another shot and thought I’d post the link if anyone else wants to check it out. It’s the dub, sorry if that’s not your preference it’s just what I could find with a brief search. + +https://youtu.be/U75IYvBkPoU [Embed] +--- 636221080 +>>636220512 +Actually, I agree. I thought that’s what I was posting but I just figured out I had the wrong link. The DVD I had in high school was the dub so that’s what I was used to, but I was reminded of the series a few weeks ago and found the sub and actually liked it a lot. +--- 636221496 +>>636221423 +Thanks. It’s cool to see people this excited to talk about ZoE. +--- 636221810 +>>636221496 +I only got into ZOE last year. Vaguely remembered playing it as a child and then I discovered it had a movie and anime. Made me very curious and I was not disappointed. The franchise feels like a hidden gem. +--- 636223238 +Sex with Viola +--- 636224539 +>>636157006 +RE2make sure but not RE4make. +--- 636225498 +I wish there more stuff with LEVs. +--- 636227523 +>>636173310 +I've seen some anons talk about 2 fondly +--- 636227642 +>>636194082 +you look like that +--- 636230027 +>>636184396 +They should've kept the sound he made teleporting. +--- 636232908 +>>636231851 +>"cock"pit shot +--- 636233965 +>>636232908 +They knew what they were doing. diff --git a/v/636152267.txt b/v/636152267.txt index d6621c4d4a8e9ef7dc3696836195ab08ef12bf63..baf28f4273b296596a4744893c7b93adb4196725 100644 --- a/v/636152267.txt +++ b/v/636152267.txt @@ -95,9 +95,6 @@ lol? --- 636156791 >>636155052 too early ---- 636156807 ->>636156567 -NIGGER --- 636158135 >>636152267 (OP) am lazy af @@ -193,3 +190,837 @@ fucker --- 636167573 >>636156567 OI +--- 636167804 +>>636156567 +not this time +--- 636167981 +>>636156567 +--- 636168130 +>>636156567 +>if you +stopped reading there, fuckface +--- 636168245 +>>636155489 +Spoken like someone who never experienced pre-2016 /v/. Fuck off tourist. +--- 636168407 +>>636156567 +wtf +--- 636168523 +>>636156567 +damn +--- 636168549 +>>636153424 +lol it's LOSS! You know that comic it's an epic 4chan meme! ROFL +--- 636168557 +>>636156567 +*wwalks into thread* +--- 636168783 +>>636155052 +--- 636169063 +>>636168557 +Shai'halud +--- 636169202 +>>636168245 +>muh 2016 +You niggers are the worst of the lot. Because this place has been a shit hole long LONG before 2016, and you faggots have the gall to call others tourist when you weren't even here for 2012 and gamer gate and tortanic or eternal summer or the million other things that made this board so much worse than a dumbass election and an orange faggot who was a jewish puppet. +--- 636169538 +>>636156567 +Fuck, I'm at the work right now +--- 636169634 +he said the n word so he fits in now and is super oldfag +--- 636169706 +>>636155524 +I don't get it. Is it a jojo reference? +--- 636171325 +>>636155052 +KEKAROOO. +--- 636171546 +>>636155052 +HAHAH SO FUNI! its not like thousands of people died or anything. + +kill yourself +--- 636172143 +>>636169202 +>muh +case in point +--- 636172351 +>>636162879 +ok this is epic +--- 636172410 +>>636171546 +but am*ricans dying is good +--- 636172423 +>>636156567 +I've got Danger Dog, screw you. +--- 636172523 +>>636156567 + +impressive +very nice +--- 636172862 +>>636156567 +I replied, not becauese of the curse but because I wanted to +--- 636172897 +fixed +--- 636173247 +>>636156567 +N +--- 636173374 +>>636156567 +Kys +--- 636173873 +>>636163420 +where can I get one of these? +--- 636174005 +>>636156567 +oof +--- 636174021 +>>636156567 +Fuck +--- 636174123 +>>636156567 +I can barely read this. +--- 636174151 +>>636156567 +Ahhhh +--- 636174210 +>>636155489 +>/pol/nig is emotional and delusional +Fitting +--- 636174285 +>>636153424 +spbp +--- 636174367 +>>636155052 +I lol'd IRL +--- 636174549 +>>636162879 +--- 636174698 +>>636155052 +phew +--- 636174709 +>>636155052 +--- 636174719 +>>636162879 +>I'll call Ittin +--- 636174869 +>>636156567 +fuck you +--- 636175136 +>>636155052 +Holy kek +--- 636175536 +>>636154941 +Sadly, this isn't funny because it's true. + +>>636155489 +>>>/pol/ +Go back. + +KYS, BTW. +--- 636175997 +>>636153424 +the plane lol'ing made me lol. lol +--- 636176031 +>>636175536 +back to resetera faggot +--- 636176248 +>>636156567 +i repleid +--- 636176552 +>>636155847 +You must be at least 18 to post on this site. +--- 636176759 +>>636153424 +Kek +--- 636177563 +>>636155489 +>all these seething leftoid replies +way to prove your point my man +/pol/ website, deal with it trannies +--- 636177726 +>>636156567 +Yikes! +--- 636177750 +>>636156567 +Idiot. +--- 636177874 +>>636152267 (OP) +LOL!!!! +--- 636177994 +>>636156567 +--- 636178053 +>>636155052 +--- 636178076 +>>636163307 +AMOGUS +--- 636178532 +>>636177874 +BLUE BOARD, ANON! FUCK! +--- 636178890 +>>636156567 +Omg +--- 636179040 +>>636155052 +Bastard, give my back my sides +--- 636179178 +>>636155052 +So zoomers think they can now make funny haha content of 9/11 huh + +You do realize how important that event was, right? +--- 636179220 +>>636171546 +Most were just Americans so it's fine. +--- 636179447 +>>636171546 +This, think of the 6 millions +--- 636179632 +>>636171546 +Seething millenoid enraged that zoomers can make fun of 9/11 now like any historical event +--- 636179778 +>>636179178 +Important as it was the day America was sold away and our hope for the future was destroyed. Thanks Larry silverstien be sure to shit on his grave +--- 636179963 +>>636179220 +Oh, you're right! I take what I said back! +--- 636180023 +>>636156567 +lovely +--- 636180756 +>>636179632 +I guess you weren't here in 2005 when we were making fun of it in this very board. +--- 636180767 +>>636155052 +--- 636180867 +>>636153424 +Heh us gamers right? +--- 636180891 +>>636156567 +Reply to this post and tithe 20% of income or burn in hell for all eternity! + +haha just kidding, wouldn't it be silly if anyone actually got tricked into doing that? +--- 636181143 +Reply to this post and >>636180891 dies in his sleep tonight +--- 636181349 +>>636163193 +FOR YOU +--- 636181437 +>>636156567 +FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF +--- 636181454 +>>636181143 +Haha don't joke like that +--- 636181484 +>>636154941 +Truthpilled. +Mods think board quality is a joke +--- 636181581 +>>636181454 +haha don't worry mate, he'll be fine +as long as he has saved an inmunity dog in his computer +--- 636181613 +>>636156567 +I love my mom so take the (you) +--- 636181810 +>>636177994 +Receice +--- 636181968 +>>636155052 +Good +--- 636182076 +>>636162879 +--- 636182281 +Anyone bored enough to do +>Girl (female symbol) +>Girl (male symbol) +? +Would fit her expression in the last panel quite well. +--- 636182454 +>>636156567 +the only way to get help these days +--- 636182932 +>>636155052 +My fucking sides. +And people say this board is shit. +--- 636183315 +>>636156567 +I hate you +--- 636183564 +>>636156567 +fuck you +--- 636183659 +>>636155489 +the seething from this post lmao, /pol/tards get off this board +--- 636183661 +>>636155052 +Im a jew and I laughed, stupid americans +--- 636183870 +>>636182281 +You're gay +--- 636183967 +>>636156567 +No +--- 636184008 +>>636155489 +>>636155489 +kill yourself poltard +--- 636184173 +>>636179178 +>>636171546 +>saudi attacks your country +>invades another country instead +making fun of americans will never be so wrong +--- 636184186 +>>636156567 +Nigger +--- 636184204 +>>636183870 +Nah, people just obsess over trap characters no matter how generic they are. Old joke but still true. +--- 636184237 +>>636156567 +I hate you. +--- 636184380 +>>636156567 +FUCK +--- 636184568 +>>636156567 +Fuck you +--- 636184739 +>>636153424 +--- 636184995 +>>636156125 +After rape +--- 636185164 +>>636155489 +You have to go back. You must. Do it now. +>>>/pol/ +--- 636185196 +>>636153854 +This is the /pol/ version +--- 636185298 +How have we gone this long without some fag spamming a furry comic? +--- 636185449 +>>636168245 +>2016 +>calls someone else tourist +This board has been absolute shit for well over a decade you complete fucking newfag. +--- 636185794 +>>636155052 +--- 636185826 +>>636185449 +they are pushing this "2016 tourist" narrative for a while now to try and exclude people who are politically incorrect, start paying attention and you will see it on many boards, the same people complain about /pol. +--- 636185996 +>>636156567 +rude +--- 636186216 +>>636155052 +gold +--- 636186234 +>>636152267 (OP) +I love that buttcrack. +--- 636186317 +>>636156125 +As it should be. +--- 636186318 +>>636156567 +good one lol +--- 636186362 +>>636156567 +At this point I think we'd all be thankful to go in our sleep. +--- 636186758 +>>636155052 +Gigakek +--- 636188019 +LOL +--- 636188094 +>>636186783 +>HELF +--- 636188158 +>>636188019 +SAUCE. +--- 636188240 +>>636155052 +holy fucking kek +--- 636188330 +>>636154887 +It's a talking plane duh +--- 636188378 +>>636156567 +--- 636188519 +>>636155489 +It's just trannies from /leftypol/ and twitter. /pol/ hasn't been relevant for years but it never lost its boogeyman status for some reason +--- 636188578 +>>636156567 +IMUNITY DOGSAMA WHERE ARE YOU +--- 636188731 +>>636188094 +it's a far side reference +--- 636188793 +>>636156567 +nigger +--- 636188843 +>>636156567 +Knew it. +--- 636189061 +>>636155052 +--- 636189114 +>>636155052 +This is my favorite +--- 636189172 +>>636171546 +The irony of telling people to kill themselves because you're mad people are laughing at death. +--- 636189228 +>>636155052 +You bastard. You got me. +--- 636189254 +>>636156567 +--- 636189328 +>>636171546 +They literally did. And people who knew too much were executed +--- 636189372 +>>636155052 +>>636154941 +Perfect +--- 636189432 +>>636155052 +Too Soon +--- 636189590 +>>636155052 +Good one. +--- 636189640 +>>636155052 +OK you win +--- 636189907 +>>636156567 +I know that judging by the number of comments something is off so I ain't clicking on that shit nigga +--- 636190606 +>>636189432 +It's been over two decades man +--- 636190692 +>thought this was going to be a shit thread +>turns out to be filled with 10/10 edits +Just want to let you guys know that you're awesome. +--- 636192078 +>>636152267 (OP) +--- 636193152 +>>636192078 +--- 636193489 +>>636155052 +ABSOLUTELY BASED! +--- 636194148 +>>636156567 +Nigger, pretty creative though. +--- 636194382 +>>636155052 +screencap +--- 636194669 +>>636155052 +--- 636194786 +>>636155052 +--- 636195094 +>>636156567 +kys +--- 636195163 +>>636156567 +Let me suck your dick anon +--- 636195167 +>>636152267 (OP) +>>636153424 +--- 636195335 +>>636156567 +no +--- 636195345 +>>636155052 +--- 636195353 +>>636156567 + kek +--- 636195528 +>>636156567 +boobs +--- 636195626 +>>636156567 +--- 636195812 +>>636156567 +I'm not replying because I believe you're telling the truth, I'm replying because you deserve this (you) +--- 636196343 +>>636156567 +--- 636197821 +>>636156567 +Here, have some boobs. +--- 636197827 +>>636156567 +I knew it +--- 636198159 +>>636156567 +--- 636198331 +>>636177874 +cute +--- 636198960 +>>636156567 +should have seen it coming +--- 636199162 +>>636155052 +i dont get it +--- 636199552 +>>636152267 (OP) +Did someone say planes? +--- 636199756 +>>636156567 +Smooth one. +--- 636200308 +>>636199162 +Jet fuel can't melt beach sand +--- 636200690 +>>636156567 +low energy +--- 636201051 +>>636194382 +was about to put you in screencap for reaction until I see your reply +--- 636201312 +>>636156567 +oh shit +--- 636201747 +>>636185164 +>>>/lgbt/ go back first +--- 636203490 +>>636155052 +7.8/10 no glowies +--- 636203557 +>>636155052 +lol +--- 636204293 +>>636184173 +>saudi +Sure... Saudi... *rubs hands in merchantly manner* +--- 636204405 +>>636156567 +Nugger +--- 636204430 +>>636155052 +My sides are gone +--- 636204674 +>>636156567 +FUCK +--- 636206463 +>>636156567 +--- 636206721 +>>636156567 +not risking it +--- 636207047 +>>636155052 +--- 636207547 +>>636156567 +Appreciate the effort. +--- 636207726 +>>636156567 +fuck you +--- 636208490 +>>636156567 +>lmaoooo le mother dies her sleep +>xd i better respond totally ironically ;d +Everyone who replies to this should kill themselves, including me. +--- 636208561 +>>636156567 +Where did she get all those rocks? +--- 636208593 +>>636155052 +I know people that fucking DIED at that SHIT +--- 636208753 +>>636155052 +Ladies and Gentlemen... We Got Him +--- 636209241 +>>636156567 +No +--- 636209269 +>>636162879 +Excellent. +--- 636209431 +>>636156567 +>:( +--- 636209580 +>>636155052 +ahahahahahahahahaha +--- 636209779 +>>636156567 + +--- 636210126 +>>636174549 +That guy from Batman(?) looks like my old psychiatrist. He was a real cunt because he used to try to not let me be a NEETchad when I applied for a disability pension. I hated that guy. I just wanted to be a NEETchad. I got it in the end but after a long, arduous journey that made FRODO'S journey look like a walk in the park, I was absolutely EXHAUSTED. I'm glad I got it in the end otherwise I would have seethed about it for the rest of my life and probably killed myself because of how angry and bitter I'd have become. I still seethe whenever I think about him, he was a fucking cunt.Sometimes I used to fantasise about molesting his SEXY milf daughter (she was like my age but had popped out a few kids) and then skullfucking him after gouging out his eyes in front of his daughter and I'd have raped the daughter in front of her kids and my psychiatrist. He tried to take me off my medication so I threatened to left right goodnight him, he threatened to call the police so I said "GO ON" and he just left he never ended up calling the police though... I don't know what happened with that but I know he went overseas and never came back. He moved to New Zealand and I've never seen him at the psych ward or in my town again. I think I scared him but I'm honestly not sure so who knows +--- 636211942 +>>636210126 +Wow, if that is true, you are a peace of crap, man. +--- 636212172 +>>636211942 +More like he got that disability fair and square. +--- 636212295 +>>636212172 +More like he's a faggot bum and lucked out that the faggot psychiatrist didn't want to press charges. Truly, a piece of crap. +--- 636212421 +>>636212295 +seethe wagecuck. that guy is a gigachad. +--- 636212586 +>>636155489 +>>>stormfront +>>>r/thedonald +--- 636212632 +>>636155052 +Winner +--- 636212704 +>>636167804 +Jaune-Luc Picard? +--- 636213039 +>>636153424 +@FBI +--- 636213120 +>>636208593 +I love how idiots make it all about themselves. What if he didn't knew anyone? Would he still over react like a little pussy? +--- 636213134 +>>636212295 +>not getting the pun +--- 636213193 +Is this a league theard ? +--- 636213219 +>>636156567 +Should have replaced HELP with OC +--- 636213285 +>>636155052 +Hilarious how many mutts are getting butthurt about it. First time, normalfags ? +--- 636213540 +>>636162520 +My brother's dog's uncle was firefighter that didn't go to work on that day. He still feels guilty about it. Shit like this is in bad taste anon regardless of what year it is. +--- 636213692 +>>636179178 +Everything the Jews do deserves to be ridiculed. +--- 636214082 +>>636154941 +relevant +--- 636214228 +>>636156567 +ddf +--- 636214854 +>>636156567 +fuck +--- 636214904 +>>636214082 +why are their dicks hanging out? +--- 636215120 +>>636154941 +>>636214082 +I kinda miss when /v/ was offensively bad. Now it's just drab and annoying. +--- 636215356 +>>636156567 +I'll reply just for the effort +--- 636216248 +>>636155052 +i was here +--- 636216474 +>>636214904 +for the steam deck threads +--- 636216604 +>>636156567 +Kys +--- 636218535 +>>636169706 +dumbass zoomer tourist +--- 636218950 +>>636155052 +HEH +--- 636219191 +>>636153424 +--- 636219841 +>>636155052 +Mission accomplished! +--- 636220290 +>>636156567 +Same as >>636215356 +--- 636220418 +>>636156567 +oh you niggerfaggot +--- 636220802 +Lol! +--- 636220868 +>>636156567 +I knew it. +--- 636221025 +>>636155052 +Clever +--- 636221231 +>>636156567 +Lame +--- 636221862 +LOL (Lawd Oh Lawd) +--- 636223854 +>either old as fuck edits being posted or jokes that were made instantly when making edits of this was a thing years ago +>this many people reacting like it's the first time they've seen it +this site really is doomed +--- 636223964 +>>636214082 +I was always team /b/ +rulefags wanted /vg/ and look at how that turned into. +--- 636224141 +>>636155052 +holy shit top kek +godspeed anon +--- 636224189 +>>636221862 +https://vocaroo.com/1kgn8VMS5m8H +--- 636224271 +>>636156567 +>>636208490 +but anon we are replying because it's a quality bait and dserves the (You) +--- 636224436 +>>636223964 +so was I, but the shitposting back then and the shitposting now is completely different, I'd rather it get taken over by rulefags nowadays than having to see another thread degenerate into mindless /pol/spam or wojakspam +--- 636224731 +>>636156567 +Fuck you man +--- 636224796 +>>636224436 +If the industry was in any kind of shape maybe we could actually talk about videogames. +--- 636224871 +>>636156567 +N +--- 636224901 +>>636155052 + +HOLYF FUCK I'm DYING OVER HERE +--- 636224998 +>>636155052 +Absolutely mint. +--- 636225059 +>>636223964 +Look at what /b/ turned into. +--- 636225167 +>>636224436 +sadly you're right, back then I considered /v/ a place that people who liked vidya were to hang out, nowadays all the wit is gone, and it's just bitterness with no creativity. +But I would've never taken the rulefag approach, if we go by the /vg/ example everything just becomes a circlejerk and there is absolutely nothing more boring than actual videogame ""discussion"" +--- 636225314 +>>636185449 +>2016 was nearly a decade ago +--- 636225410 +>>636221862 +>>636224189 +LMFAO +--- 636225503 +>>636225167 +Faggots like you are why /v/ went to shit in the first place. You wanted /v/ to just be blue /b/, so that's what it became. +--- 636225723 +>>636185826 +>ummm im not a newfag ive been here since 2016!!! +the original userbase of this website was replaced, you are not le epic oldfag, you are the invader the replaced the people who were here first +--- 636225804 +>>636225503 +nah, it became blue /pol/ +--- 636225840 +>>636156567 +fug +--- 636225854 +>>636156567 +no +--- 636225937 +>>636156567 +This genuinely deserves its replies, kek +--- 636225957 +>>636156567 +Fuck you +--- 636226224 +>>636225723 +That's not what he's saying. You LARPers keep falling back to "2016 election tourists" because it's the only significant year/event you are aware of, so it's the only one you can throw around while you pretend to be oldfags. Anyone who has actually been here before that knows that the problems started way before that and it's always blatantly obvious you're just overcompensating newfags when you blame 2016 for everything. +--- 636226405 +>>636225937 +No it doesn't +--- 636226531 +>>636155052 +--- 636226532 +>>636226224 +no you dumbfuck, it's because it was by far the largesr influx of newfaggots the site ever had at once, and it brought a very specific type or person whose presence has ruined most boards +--- 636226660 +>>636162879 +FOR ME +--- 636226731 +how the fuck is a commercial airliner going to land on a tiny deserted island +--- 636226818 +>>636156567 +N +--- 636226845 +>>636226224 +have you not seen the graph where traffic doubled in 2016? it is objectively the biggest influx of newfags in the history of 4chan. +--- 636226854 +>>636226224 +of course people were aware of the decline way before you nigger, 2016 tourists was what sealed the deal +--- 636226893 +>>636156567 +accurate +--- 636226895 +>>636156567 +--- 636227072 +>>636226405 +Alright, which one deserves all those (You)s in this thread then? +--- 636227389 +>>636156567 +--- 636227436 +>>636184173 +>saudi +--- 636227503 +>>636155052 +I give it a 9/11 +--- 636227554 +>>636156567 +Your (you) +--- 636227579 +>>636156567 +Retarded and stale but I'm replying just in case +--- 636227614 +>>636156567 +Twas bound to happen +--- 636227616 +>>636153424 +--- 636227690 +>>636205325 +nice +--- 636227830 +>>636155052 +WINNER! +--- 636227985 +>>636155052 +--- 636228003 +>>636155489 +redditors still coping from this post kek +--- 636228097 +>>636156567 +NIGGER +--- 636228161 +>>636156567 +Based +--- 636228264 +>>636155052 +We're all going to hell, gentlemen. Meet me at the bar when you get there, I'm buying. +--- 636228280 +>>636153424 +--- 636228385 +>>636156567 +MOTHERFUCKER! +--- 636228398 +>>636228003 +No anon, you are the redditor. +--- 636228484 +>>636228264 +>frogfag +I'll be pitchforking your retarded head back into lava. +--- 636230632 +>>636155052 +hehe +--- 636230982 +>>636155052 +--- 636231189 +>>636156567 +kunt +--- 636232193 +>>636156567 +sigh,,,, +--- 636232451 +>>636156567 +>>636155052 +We have our winners +--- 636233473 +>>636152267 (OP) diff --git a/v/636163901.txt b/v/636163901.txt index bb2e51705521615672ae032a9e0e79e341400fb2..e2908b5683734c2da9425437f7e6aa8affab9d1e 100644 --- a/v/636163901.txt +++ b/v/636163901.txt @@ -182,3 +182,992 @@ I'm glad that you dropped the series because by Legion there's even a non-demoni --- 636167683 >>636167381 Trolls are too based to be allowed to own land. +--- 636167724 +>>636166912 +Alliance fags still to this day do no care about the lore and only care about wanting to bang elves. They're coomers. They picked the alliance because alliance races were more attractive and so they could coom in the alliance better, whether through that being ERP, playing as a woman like a transexual, or just self-inserting as their character and imagining their character hypothetically banging elves. +So when the Horde got not only an attractive race, but one that's nice and generic-elf looking (Important because Alliance people like to be as boring as possible.) they've been seething ever sense. Almost two decades now. +--- 636167830 +>>636165431 +>bringing a whole race back from the dead +>good +Nah. +--- 636167845 +>>636165292 +>>636164190 +D' ANUSer wasn't at blizzard until 2015 +Metzen was in charge of story for the original broken/draenei stuff in TFT and he was in charge when they retconned them for TBC. +--- 636167945 +>>636167612 +Legion went full retard with Illidan. +>Actually he's not dead! Maiev just captured him because THAT's what she really wanted to do, which is why she walks off after his defeat in BC :^) +>He's also not mindbroken by the demonic corruption raging through him like with literally every other character who goes through this, he's just randomly fine and is staging le ebin resistance to the demons because man he just really cares about fighting demons :^) +>We know this because we ignored everything he's ever established to have done and went just by the fact that his hero class in Warcraft 3 is "demon hunter" :^) +It fucking pisses me off that there are legit people who thought Legion was done well and cite the pathetic drivel like "I am muh scarrz" as if it's somehow not the cringiest shit ever written down. +--- 636167948 +>>636167724 +>invokes the tranny argument +Why is it that as the alliance population left playing the game all but disappeared, the amount of trannies involved in WoW increased? Turns out hordecels were the trannies all along. +--- 636168004 +>>636163901 (OP) +hey gondar +--- 636168098 +>>636167945 +>Illidan was so arrogant and hubristic that he couldn't accept his defeat at the hands of Arthas, started denying reality and lost his mind +I always really liked that idea and it's been erased forever +--- 636168175 +>>636163901 (OP) +He looks like he enjoys BBC +--- 636168292 +>>636168004 +I see you dotabro +--- 636168330 +>>636167948 +Anyone still playing this game, period, are transexuals. Despite the fact that we're arguing about WoW I can easily go out on a limb and assume that neither of us have actually played this fucking garbage in years. +And for the record, anyone in the Horde who is a tranny or some other form of faggot is playing as an Elf. There are two types of fags here: Alliance trannies who stayed in the alliance despite wanting to become a blood elf (And thus ceaselessly bitch about it.) or alliance trannies who moved to the horde specifically to become a blood elf. In which case, yeah, I guess they're horde trannies now but they come from the same faggot alliance stock where all this debauchery radiated out from. +--- 636168351 +>>636167945 +Wrath is just as retarded +>my master plan was to let you kill all my best monsters and servants so I could use the 25 of you to take over the world +>there must always be a [position that’s only existed for 35-45 years] +>actually Kel wasn’t Arthas friend and resented him +>actually Ner’zhul wasn’t able to stand against the guy he corrupted since birth in a mental argument +>Lich King is just rolling around the EK during the death knight tutorial and gets btfo by 1 (one) paladin +--- 636168391 +>>636168098 +It was basically just consistent with how demonic corruption has always worked within the setting, Illidan's imprisonment had actually kept him somewhat safe from further corruption but once he got out he immediately embraced and fell to it. + +Then Legion just turns him into this misunderstood anti-hero good guy everyman who would have gotten away with saving the universe if not for those meddling kids. +--- 636168418 +>>636163901 (OP) +can she stop them ? +--- 636168430 +>>636167945 +Yeah while Legion was good mechanically and flavor-wise it had a shit story. I feel like Blizz went through a huge period of Orc backlash after WoD and they went scrambling around for some other thing to focus on after focusing on Orcs (Thrall, Garrosh, the entirety of WoD) and settled on the Legion/Demons. +So what is the most recognizable thing in the lore related to that? It's gotta be Illidan, bring him back and make some cash before forcing him to fuck off forever. +--- 636168493 +>>636168098 +Who cares about WoW retcons. +--- 636168504 +>>636168418 +I wish human women were real. +--- 636168649 +>>636168351 +Wrath is where any semblance of good writing died. It's actually extremely difficult to summarise everything it fucked up but honestly, to me the epitome is that Muradin is still alive somehow. Just... why? Why go against every bit of lore you established about the event? Muradin drops dead, his items are brought back to the base, Malganis even mentions the fact that he fucking died so that Arthas could claim Frostmourn but no, he just got knocked out and survived the freezing cold :^) +--- 636168680 +>>636168351 +>there must always be a [position that’s only existed for 35-45 years] +To be fair the justification for this was alright, without the Lich King to control the undead they would just wash over the entire world and kill everything. +Sure it doesn't excuse the retardedness that was Arthas letting all his top shit be killed just to get 25 of what would basically be just really good Death Knights but the thing about a small shred of humanity still lurking in his soul preventing the destruction of the world was okay. +The Ner'zhul retcon was retarded though. +--- 636168736 +>>636167845 +>Metzen +I'm surprised people give him slack, even though he was a hack writer responsible for travesties such as Varian Wrynn and Garrosh Hellscream +--- 636168764 +>>636168649 +Looking back on it BC was really where shit got retarded. +They threw every character from WC3 under the bus (Kael, Vash, Illidan, etc.) just to have a cool raid boss. Fuck Kael somehow was working for the Legion the entire time, the fuck? +--- 636168946 +>>636168351 +>there must always be a [position that’s only existed for 35-45 years] +Did it really take that long for Arthas to begin his invasion? How long was he sitting on the throne for? +--- 636169007 +>>636168680 +>To be fair the justification for this was alright, without the Lich King to control the undead they would just wash over the entire world and kill everything. +Nigger what the fuck are you talking about? The same undead that have been getting kicked to the curb would somehow cross the sea to Azeroth and swarm the world? You know what happens when the Lich King loses control over the undead right? They regain their minds (you know, like the fucking forsaken!?) so how and why would they swarm the entire world and kill everything? +>the thing about a small shred of humanity still lurking in his soul preventing the destruction of the world was okay. +How the fuck was that okay? Somehow, after everything he'd done since picking up Frostmourn and then PUTTING ON THE HELM OF DOMINATION he's able to just stop the Lich King in his tracks entirely? How the FUCK is that okay?! +--- 636169026 +>>636168680 +>mindless undead that have just been smashed entirely by every other super power on the planet are going to somehow figure out how to build ships and sail to the relevant parts of the world +Anon pls. Every undead with sentience in the scourge was wiped out. All that’s left are mindless monsters and the odd amateur necromancer. +--- 636169035 +>>636168680 +>without the Lich King to control the undead they would just wash over the entire world and kill everything. +so why didn't they do exactly that before Arthas even wore the helm? +--- 636169038 +>>636168330 +>neither of us have actually played this fucking garbage in years +well yeah, last time i played was 2013 +don't lump dwarfchads in with the other alliance sissies +--- 636169076 +>>636168736 +Metzen is a weird author. I really liked what he did with StarCraft and Brood War with rednecks in space, only for him to revisit it in StarCraft II and ruin anything good about the setting, making it into a generic ancient evil awakens story complete with his waifu getting a redemption arc. His later work is definitely shit and I'm not cutting him any slack on that. he degraded as a writer over the years, rather than improved. +--- 636169110 +Are there any Warcraft 3 groups that play the game ? I so far only know mine that i made +--- 636169146 +>>636168946 +Lich king comes about following the defeat of the horde during the second war. Arthas sits on his ass for 6-10 years. Should be around 40 years total for the existence of the scourge. +--- 636169153 +>>636164015 +>The Alliance +>originally a Union of Independent Nations where all leaders are equal +>now it's a hereditary monarchy, where the King of Stormwind is also the High King of the entire alliance, crowning a boy who just recently hit puberty and disregard better candidates such as Velen + +>The Horde +>Orc culture is supreme, the orders of the War Chief are supreme, other nations and leaders join knowing full well they are gonna be the second fiddle +>Members of every race get to be War Chief + +Basically the Alliance is now the Horde and the Horde is now the Alliance. +--- 636169180 +>>636168764 +No. Fuck you. Kael went exactly where anyone with half a brain realised he was going the moment they mention using demonic magic to sate their addiction in TFT. Vash and Illidan were doing exactly what you'd expect them to based on their actual characters, though Vash could have definitely used more screen time in BC. +>the entire time +No. Pay attention you cucking clown. Kael left Illidan because Illidan was having a mental breakdown due to constantly being besieged by Legion forces, and Kael needed demonic magic to sate his addiction to magic. Put two and two together you dumb fuck. +--- 636169209 +>>636168680 +>but the thing about a small shred of humanity still lurking in his soul preventing the destruction of the world was okay. +Did you forget the quest in Icecrown where a portion of Arthas' lost soul gets you to destroy the heart that he discarded and it and then Jaina at the end of the quest hammer it down that all goodness and humanity were gone forever from Arthas? +Metzen was always a hack. WoW writers never coordinated between each other. Warcraft always had endless retcons between entries. +--- 636169437 +>>636164015 +Everyone one Metzen's 'whoopsie doopsie' big sorry I forgot moments can 100% be put down to coke, he was a massive well known coke fiend. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy walked around the office snorting coke off the Doom hammer telling people +>I AM the warchief +--- 636169520 +>>636169153 +Its fucking hilarious they made the horde what the Alliance always should have been and made a blue war chief because writing more than one character per patch is hard. +--- 636169623 +>>636169076 +He wasn't the only writer on Blizzard I assume, Back then writing meant saying some plot points out loud and see if the lads like it, and then pick up suggestions here and there. +Back then devs were cramped in a room more and less. Nowadays the writing room is on a different floor than the coding room. + +That said, Metzen back then had already shown some weaknesses. Like constantly recycling corruption plots. Guy had legit hard-on for corruption. Also the love triangle bullshit that was the Night Elves campaign and the constant Kael'Thas retcons including putting him in a love triangle with Arthas over Jaina out of fucking nowhere. +--- 636169704 +>>636169035 +Prior to WC3 events, the undead didn't exist. +They were smaller in number at the start of WC3 and Ner'zhul was in control. Archimonde assumed control when he arrived in Azeroth, then Ner'zhul regained control with the Legion's defeat. Ner'zhul was beginning to lose his grip after Illidan damaged the frozen throne. Sylvanas and co break free, other scourge simply go feral. Arthas is called back to merge with him and strengthen his grasp. + +Someone has always been holding the reigns from the moment the undead were first created. +--- 636169792 +>>636169180 +>Demons destory silvermoon (Kael 100% knew the legion was controlling the scourge at the time +>No Kael you are teh demons +>Also, please ignore all the gud boi blood elves on Azerth who didn't need the fel. +Yeah that makes perfect sense cope harder TBC unironically has the worst lore of any expansion except maybe wod. +(also the dark portal re-opened because a random doom guard found a magic pot never mentioned before or since, despite it taking two entire ecampaigns of relic hunting to open and shut in WCII, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW) +--- 636169854 +>>636163901 (OP) +>name is A kama +>but he wields two of them +yeah im mad too +--- 636170219 +>>636169704 +No. Undead existed but not as a faction. The scourge did not exist until Kiljeaden warped Ner'zhul into the Lich King and charged him with its creation. There were a number of dreadlords under Tychondrius, including Malganis. They were there to ensure the Lich King did as he was told. Ner'zhul never lost control of the scourge but he was an agent of the Legion which he had always planned to escape, part of this scheme included having Arthas inform Illidan of the skull fo Gul'dan which lead to the death of Tychondrius. The dreadlords actually took full control of the scourge after the defeat of the Legion as Ner'zhul's control weakened, and attempted to destroy Arthas. Ner'zhul was growing weaker due to the fact that he had ejected Frostmourn from the Frozen Throne. Illidan's actions had fuck all to do with it beyond exposing Icecrown Glacier and awakening the Ancient ones under Azjol Nerub. +--- 636170263 +>>636169146 +Ner'zhul landed 8 years before warcraft 3, Arthas was napping for 4 years. +Where in the fuck are you asspulling 40 years from? +--- 636170409 +>>636170263 +Didn’t the second war end before Arthas was born? +--- 636170493 +>>636167945 +Your first point is either a lie or a disturbing lack of media comprehension. +Illidan is part demon and thus can only die if killed in the neither, this is stated directly to the camera multiple times (for the burgers in the audience) leading up to and immediately before his resurrection. +--- 636170503 +>>636169792 +>Demons destory silvermoon +Wrong. This was the undead. +>Kael 100% knew the legion was controlling the scourge +No. Not once is this mentioned, not once would he be able to infer this information. The undead summon the legion, not the other way around. While their association is clearly established, their hierarchy is not. This is very clear especially since the destruction of silvermoon was specifically done by the scourge and wasn't even really a part of the demon's plans in the first place. +>No Kael you are teh demons +Again, this is established both by how demonic corruption works, and how Kaelthas absolutely had to have some source of magic due to the addiction of his people. It's not as if Kael just randomly decided "eyyyy lmao immo join the demons now that sounds fun! :^)" +Like nigger are you fucking retarded? +>Also, please ignore all the gud boi blood elves on Azerth who didn't need the fel. +Yea no shit they had an actual alternate source of magic, this is the whole fucking apex of BC you dumb fuck, where they finally get purified of their addiction after the defeat of Kiljeaden and the purification of the Naaru. + +But please, tell me more about how you failed to follow such a basic plot and forgot half the elements thereof. +--- 636170525 +>>636163901 (OP) +jak him +--- 636170578 +>>636169437 +was he on coke when he wrote warcraft 1-3 and starcraft? because he needs to do more coke. +--- 636170594 +>>636170219 +>Undead existed but not as a faction +Where? Gul'dan's death knights were sapient orcs wearing human corpses and were basically wiped out, but besides that what undead existed pre Kel'thuzad? +--- 636170727 +>>636168736 +I seriously urge anyone and everyone to read "The World of Warcraft Diary" by John Staats. +He has several notable sections about how Chris Metzen approached story design - And, honestly, it's like reading someone from /tg/ who suffers from severe ADHD trying to run a completely homebrewed campaign. The man was only ever getting involved in worldbuilding and to see how computer tech would make his imagined world an interactive environment. He's explicitly stated to have had a hands-off approach so the battalion of quest designers who all had different ideas and interpretations of the world basically did whatever the fuck they wanted and he just looked at it and said "eyup that's cool, ship it!" Then we know that he forgot his own lore time and time again, the biggest notion being the Draenei retcon from mutant aliums to uncorrupted and misunderstood aliums that look exactly like demons. In the book itself it's noted how he would forget names and repeatedly come up with new ones during meetings just so they knew, for the time, who or what they were talking about. +The same Chris Metzen, who by all means was really good on his own and when being edited (read: herded) by somebody else, eventually quit as stated by DimSum "DesignerDave" David Fried because there was an increasing cabal of "lore writers" and "historians" that basically were even more obsessed with worldbuilding and expressing ideas rather than setting a scene for an entertaining story that people can enjoy. The best lore we would get is when they just went completely unhinged, such as when they actually burnt down Teldrassil and got an outcry of immense proportions because people got rattled in their comfort game, or when some poor and passionate sod cobbles together a throwaway cinematic for Garrosh to self-disenchant. +All in all, their entire lore is an ongoing mess of incompetence and picking up somebody else's pieces. They are incapable of delivering a long-running plot. +--- 636170904 +>>636170493 +>Illidan is part demon and thus can only die if killed in the neither +This was already a huge retcon and not even properly established in the lore, a dev basically just pulled that fact right out of his ass and it contradicts almost everything established about demons. +>Lol archimonde isn't actually dead guise they blew up the world tree for shits and giggles, Kel'thuzad could literally just summon him again if he wanted :^) +>Hey remember how Grom finally got rid of the demon's curse by killing Mannoroth? Yea he didn't really do that either since he didn't kill him in the Nether :^) +I could continue but you need to be pretty fucking retarded to defend this shit and I'm not sure more information helps your obvious lack of processing ability. +>Illidan is part demon so he's also immortal unless killed in the Nether +Which is a retarded take as it also suggests satyr cannot be killed outside the Nether and fel corruption would basically turn anyone and everyone immortal outside the Nether. It's such a retarded retcon and plot point that I cannot wrap my head around how you could be so fucking stupid as to defend it. + +Seriously what the fuck anon? +--- 636171103 +>>636170594 +Necromancy was simply a kind of magic that existed, hence "undead" existed. Death Knights were undead regardless of their method of creation (putting the souls of orc warlocks into dead human knights) and also had the ability to raise the dead themselves. Paladins also had specific abilities to destroy the undead. +--- 636172754 +>>636163901 (OP) +Cobson-san... +--- 636172837 +>>636170525 +>>636163901 (OP) +--- 636172923 +>>636172837 +>feral coalson when he doesnt get his bbc cuck fetish porn +--- 636173001 +>>636164571 +Where is the horseschlong? +--- 636173086 +>>636168418 +*winks in your path* +--- 636173361 +Horde players actually complained that the Horde races were ugly, so if Blizzard were going to add new races in the first expansion, then they should get Blood Elves because they were beautiful BUT ALSO Alliance should get Draenei because they were ugly. + +Turns out Blizzard read the complaint as, Alliance should get Draenei, and made the Draenei beautiful, while the Broken were passed into the annals. +--- 636173980 +>>636173361 +>Horde players actually complained that the Horde races were ugly +then dont play the fucking horde? what the fuck is wrong with people. the thing that makes the horde cool is that they are monstrous savages +--- 636174231 +>>636173361 +False, Belfs on horde was an attempt to fix the faction Imbalance in Asian servers. +--- 636175946 +>>636174231 +Regardless of Blizzard's intentions, there was a vocal outcry on the forums that the Horde deserved the Blood Elves, and even after the Blood Elves were revealed, the Horde players kept insisting that the Alliance should get an ugly race. +--- 636176317 +>>636173980 +>but muh "for the hoard". + +The horde is fucking dead, has more fucking elves than the alliance. +--- 636177223 +>>636163901 (OP) +I like WarCraft 3 draenei even if they were corrupted by fel or whatever it is. That blood elf campaign involving them was top notch. +--- 636177414 +>>636170263 +I think canonically Shadowlands is 40 years after the first war, and wrath was like 27 years after IIRC according to the "official" timeline +--- 636177490 +>>636176317 +the horde needs a dictatorial warrior monarch again instead of this parliamentary democracy shit it has now. +--- 636177802 +>>636168680 +>without the Lich King to control the undead they would just wash over the entire world and kill everything. +no, it really isn't. the alliance, horde, an neutral orgs like the argent crusade and the various northrend factions spent the past 3 expansions including wrath kicking their shit in. +granted it manages to not be quite as retarded as blizzard using this same trope in the shadowlands prepatch where these undead hordes that somehow exist because ??? are able to ramble down to fucking redridge of all places, but it all stems from the fact that wowdevs give absolutely 0 shits about coherency in relation to remaining population and will magically adjust the numbers to fit the narrative. otherwise the orcs would be near extinction +And that's leaving aside the fact that these undead would not necessarily lose their minds, it's a coinflip for them to become just another forsaken more or less. +--- 636177976 +>>636177490 +>mak’gora between the racial leads +>Baine wins +>orgrimar filled with hundreds of people yelling UUUU +--- 636178098 +>>636164571 +>Draenei female for straight men +Such a rarity, thanks. +--- 636178165 +>>636165292 +He also posted a screenshot how amazon randomly suggested cuck books to him. Purely randomly ofc. +--- 636179331 +>>636173086 +Why do I have to watch her fuck all these creatures? Why has she so much power? +--- 636179368 +>>636177414 +The First War was supposed to be 30 years before the events of WC3. WoW was supposed to be 5 years after the events of Hyjal. I don't know how time is supposed to work after WoW starts. +--- 636180171 +>>636169623 +>Guy had legit hard-on for corruption +Honestly I get him. That shit's hot +I hate that he kept repeating it in his work though +--- 636181102 +>>636173361 +Should have given sexy naga to the horde and make up some bullshit about how they are a specific branch of naga who have always been cool with trolls or something +--- 636181175 +>>636164483 +>>636163901 (OP) +>"The orcs slaughtered my people!" +>"And their demon magics consumed our world." +>"We that are left, will reclaim what we can." +>"Of life and honor amongst the ashes of our history." +--- 636181257 +>>636163901 (OP) +im not +now imagine how broken would look like +yikes +blessed be the cocaine in metzen's nostrils +--- 636181592 +>>636181257 +Could have been cooler if alliance got the blue goats and they just called them uncorrupted eredars or something while horde got the borken draenei +--- 636181756 +>>636163901 (OP) +New jak? +--- 636182135 +>>636168680 +>The undead will destroy the world the moment they DON'T have a leader directing them as an organized, cohesive fighting force + +what the FUCK are you talking about +--- 636183068 +>>636167221 +>Garona is the only example thereof +Yeah, they probably stopped the beautiful alien fucking program after one success. +--- 636183632 +>>636170503 +>the destruction of silvermoon was specifically done by the scourge and wasn't even really a part of the demon's plans in the first place. +Not to nit pick, but yes it was. The undead were meant to weaken the races that could oppose the legion. Kel explains it to Arthus and they specifically say something like: "the plegue, and scourging of the elves was done to prepare for some demon invasion?" +--- 636185296 +>>636173361 +I’ve always hated BE’s being on Horde but I can’t think of a good race that could have been added to Horde. Playable Goblins was stupid. And even if they had kept the Draenei’s ugly appearance from Warcraft III they obviously couldn’t have been in the Horde since that would mean allying with the race that destroyed their home planet and genocided most of them. +--- 636186016 +>>636185296 +Ogres, nagas, furbolgs? +--- 636186114 +>>636186016 +Ogres was the pick. But muh doors stopped them +--- 636186316 +>>636164015 +if you haven't kept up they were all really drunk and fucked around, harrassed women and probably didn't care +--- 636186403 +>>636172754 +okay good so I'm not crazy +--- 636186492 +>>636168736 +>Garrosh Hellscream +did nothing wrong and is the best character introduced in world of warcraft +--- 636186715 +>>636170727 +>I seriously urge anyone and everyone to read "The World of Warcraft Diary" by John Staats. +I have that pdf handy. +I think you are referencing picrel? + +>Then we know that he forgot his own lore time and time again, the biggest notion being the Draenei retcon from mutant aliums to uncorrupted and misunderstood aliums that look exactly like demons. +Do you have a source on he forgot? IIRC he knew it was a recon but went with it anyway because he thought it was cooler. +--- 636186892 +Remember how metzen accidentally typed his own name on a tweet instead of searching it when all the milky drama happened? I do. +--- 636186964 +>>636186892 +I remember anon hijacking the thread to talk about how he jerked off out his window and it landed on a grade schooler +--- 636186997 +>>636183068 +I'm not certain orcs find attractive the same things humans do +That being said in-universe humans probably do find the goats and elves attractive. +--- 636187035 +>>636165367 +>Orcs became dindus +Same with the Zerg +--- 636187241 +>>636186016 +>>636186114 +Yea Ogre would have been perfect if they had just made the playable ones the same size as Tauren. They also could have added Rexxar’s race to the Horde (half-orc half-ogre). +--- 636187549 +>>636173980 +>what the fuck is wrong with people. +it was the beginning of the shit we have now on a global scale +>this particular thing isn't for me, so i'm going to force it to change to fit my tastes and lambast anyone who tries to tell me otherwise +also normalfags and women ruin everything they touch. +--- 636187623 +I fucking hate coomers. Blood Elves were added to Horde adn Draenei were retconned only to pander to coomers. +>we urgently need cute human-like race on the Horde side and cute nonhuman-like race on the Alliance side ASAP! + +>>636164571 +>>636173086 +>>636168418 +>>636181257 +kys +--- 636187725 +>>636187241 +The excuse never sit well with me after vanilla. Arthas was a regular human but he’s twice as tall as a tauren in game, just scale down player Ogres and if someone bitches just say we scale up bosses so you can see so ogres are scaled down for the same reason. +Mok’nathal are pretty much extinct, theyd probably require blizzard to recognize AU draenor again now and they try and memory hole that. +--- 636187872 +I'm still mad +--- 636187951 +>>636163901 (OP) +I don't care. Draenei has an objectively better design even if the lore is retarded. +--- 636188045 +>>636186492 +Garrosh is a Mary Sue and a Writer's Pet. +--- 636188419 +>>636188045 +>character that got dragged through the mud in-universe and out and was eventually erased from existence +>a mary sue and a writer's pet +sorry mate, i think you meant to type Sylvanas +--- 636188479 +custom servers fixed this +--- 636188597 +>>636188045 +Shut the fuck up hackuser. You try and drive my boy through the mud and he still ends up better than your rotting cunt +--- 636189357 +>>636188419 +>>636188597 +>hey that depressed young man in the Outland with a famous father from that one questline? +>Why not make him Warchief? +Dodgy little shit. I do think Mezen confused him with Varian sometimes as initially he was the genocidal maniac, then it was the other way around. I lost count how much it flipflopped. +--- 636189539 +>>636163901 (OP) +I see no problem there. Why do people so mad about fucking nothing? +--- 636189608 +>>636188479 +indeed +--- 636189696 +>>636187872 +absolutely this. the extreme sexual dimorphism in wow is fucking retarded. the fact that they didnt bother giving us one purely ugly and monstrous race is so fucking lame. +--- 636190031 +>>636188419 +>and was eventually erased from existence +he erased HIMSELF from existence like the chad he is +--- 636190121 +>>636189696 +told you man, women and normalfags +--- 636190281 +>>636188045 +>>636188419 +The head writer for Cata liked Garrosh and wanted him to ultimately be an edgier Horde leader who was still honorable and usually right, but a ton of writers revolted because he wasn't Thrall, and they wrote him as Orc Hitler whenever they could. Marvel Civil War syndrome, basically, which resulted in a schizophrenic character that the fanbase was incredibly mixed on. +--- 636190652 +>>636167457 +thats not a retcon you retard, ever heard of an unreliable narrator +--- 636190665 +>>636163901 (OP) +Wasn't Garona supposed to be half Draenei? +--- 636190742 +>>636190665 +She used to be half human +--- 636190748 +>>636163901 (OP) +that's an akama +--- 636190887 +What's frustrating is writing for something like Warcraft would be fun as hell and yet all the people who get to do it are lazy incompetent turds. +--- 636190919 +>>636170904 +>This was already a huge retcon and not even properly established in the lore +the wings didnt tip you off? +--- 636191295 +>>636170904 +>This was already a huge retcon and not even properly established in the lore +Literally said at the end of the only mission in RoC you play as Illidan by Malfurion. +--- 636191504 +>>636187623 +>sex bad +>kys + +No u +--- 636192032 +>>636164015 +WC3 dev team and WoW team were separate, Dave that fucking jackass, confirmed some details in youtube QA videos a lot of which everyone knew for years. + +Those two blademasters in the black citadel were the actual Rend and Maim as intended by the wc3 team. Rexxar was created for the bonus campaign so the wow team never cared much for him. + +Gnomes were kicked out of wc3 because one of the everquest autists had enough pull in the company at that point to remove them, those same guys had pretty much killed blizz by 2005. The same guy is the same reason why there's random hate for gnomes by blizz. +--- 636192063 +>>636190665 +>>636190742 +She's half human, half orc, half draenei, half slut. +--- 636192443 +>>636192063 +All slut, she’s jumped the bones of every guardian and would be guardian since the death of aegwynn +--- 636192665 +>>636190281 + +>The one quest where they nuke a bunch of elves and Garrosh personally shows up to slap shit because it was dishonorable bullshit + +Ah what could have been. +--- 636192730 +>>636166912 +no one should want more blood elves given how shit most of their players are +--- 636193109 +Why Human Women cannot be real? +--- 636193294 +>>636163901 (OP) +ok so whos gonna cobsonify him? +--- 636193550 +>>636193109 +>tfw you will never have a human gf +--- 636194092 +>>636193550 +>wow ruined Sally for no reason +>based HotS gave us smug Thighmane +It’s interesting that blizzard stuffed it’s soul into the basement office. +--- 636194670 +>>636186715 +that Wailing Caverns paragraph is really cool. I wish WoW kept that mentality going forward, just building onto cool concepts like that. +--- 636195508 +>>636164571 +i cant be mad +--- 636195563 +>>636163901 (OP) +stay mad +--- 636197165 +>>636191504 +>nooo you have to make cooming your entire personality! +kill yourself at your earliest convenience +--- 636197312 +>>636193109 +Why did they do it? +--- 636198137 +>>636197165 +you like gay men +--- 636200409 +>>636192032 +>because one of the everquest autists had enough pull in the company at that point to remove them +Who was it? +--- 636200460 +>>636197312 +fucking love how low res and shitty it looks they didnt even bother giving her a unique model, but they did bother giving le epic zappy boi his own unique armor set and model. not even the darkspear troll leader has a unique model. i just dont get blizzard man +--- 636201281 +>>636198137 +i like sexy video game girls just like the next guy but I'm not thinking of cooming five times a day like you apparently are +--- 636201380 +I used to think the Dreadlords were the coolest shit. back in the warcraft 3 days. +and some years(?) back I heard that they even made a vegan naaru one without his horns because you gotta flip every character in the book if you want to keep your series going on for much too long. +--- 636201476 +>>636165292 +Is that his self insert on the bottom with Sylvanas? +--- 636201565 +>>636163901 (OP) +qdr? +--- 636201813 +>>636167845 +Metzen doesn't get a pass. Green Jesus was the beginning of the problems with Warcraft. +--- 636202184 +>>636201565 +that is a Draenei as seen in WC3 but they changed them for world of warcraft +--- 636202371 +>>636163901 (OP) +Is this supposed to be a soijak or do I need to start taking my pills again? +--- 636202675 +>>636169076 +God SC2 was so bad +>hurr zerg were just minding their own business and they were corrupted hurr durrr +Why does there always have to be an evil mastermind why can't they just be ravenous space bugs +Also he became more retarded when he had a kid +--- 636202819 +>Being mad that draenei were turned into sexy goats +Imagine having no cock and balls. +--- 636202896 +>>636187623 +I'm really fucking tired of lorelets thinking that Blood Elves would ever return to the Alliance after what they did to them in Eastern Kingdoms after Arthas swept through Quel'thalas. +--- 636203181 +Blows my mind that there are still people butthurt about the WC3-BC Draenei Retcon like holy shit they were just ugly gremlins and then they gave them actual fucking lore what a downgrade +--- 636203313 +>>636202896 +>blood elves would forgive the genocided the horde races did against them because one human was a meanie to a guy who rather than return home fucked off to mars to suck demon cock +This is the biggest cope of all time. +--- 636203424 +>>636192063 +>half slut. +So she shares some familiarity with you +--- 636203765 +>>636203313 +>>blood elves would forgive the genocided the horde races did against them +what genocide, again? +and even if there was one, it'd be older than the human's +--- 636203868 +>>636167724 +for someone so concerned with other people's anger you come across as very angry +--- 636203926 +>>636203313 +>one human was a meanie to a guy +ah yes, Garithos' only bad deeds were saying mean stuff ;))) sent +--- 636205105 +>>636203765 +>undead didn’t burn a path through the realm eternal +>trolls haven’t been at endless war with Quel’thalas since it’s inception +>the sin’dorei didn’t lose a generation of elves fighting the orcs in the first two wars +>>636203926 +>no you can’t just expect me to repair lighthouses without an army +>no you can’t send the vast majority of our army to the frontlines +>no you can’t execute me for teaming up with never before seen monsters that might be demons +--- 636205691 +>>636187549 +>normalfags and women +strange way to spell jews +--- 636205852 +>>636163901 (OP) +Lol. I only know this as bounty hunter from DOTA. Wtf is this in actual warcraft lore? +--- 636205854 +>>636187623 +Draeni are pretty similar to humans though, much more than the horde races +they are like night elves but a bit more eccentric +--- 636206113 +In the end i'm happy i was unable to play wow due to their subscription system. Pirated Warcraft from 1 to 3 and that was it. Good memories that will never be ruined, because blizzard can't go back in time and change those games. +--- 636206354 +>>636206113 +Based +--- 636206583 +>>636163901 (OP) +Little did we know just how much worse the retcons and lore forgetting would eventually get. +--- 636206631 +>>636186316 +>they were all really drunk and fucked around, harrassed women +explains why warcraft 1 to 3 were so great +--- 636206873 +>>636190919 +>>636191295 +he's not referring to the part demon thing, but the "can't kill unless in the nether" thing. back in wc3 demons dying had weight, but since they just go to time out it undermines +>arthas picking up frostmourne +>illidan eating the skull +>grom ending the blood pact +>battle of hyjal +>varimathiras betraying his own +but since they needed a demon to control the scarlet crusade they decided all that were merely setbacks +--- 636206878 +>>636167945 +Legion was really fun, the zones the quests and the demon hunter so it gets a pass +Everything after is despised because it rapes the lore and is unfun boring cringy trash +--- 636206920 +>>636190665 +they made her half draenei not because of draenei retcon, but rather because of timeline retcon. Before retcon, First War did not start immediately after opening the Dark Portal, there was a period of 15-20 years before full-scaled first war. So Garona had enough time to grow and become mature as human rapebaby. +--- 636207365 +>>636189608 +Based as FUCK +--- 636207709 +>>636163901 (OP) +'emmy on the 'atty +--- 636207725 +>>636163901 (OP) +is that meant to look like a soijak? +--- 636207914 +>>636163901 (OP) +>I'm stll mad +--- 636208000 +>>636201380 +Funny that he isn't even undead yet is officially one of their heroes. I heard that the game was originally supposed to be a demon race. Was he supposed to be in theirs instead? What would the others be? The Pitlord and whatever Kil'Jaeden/Archimonde are? +--- 636208126 +>>636208000 +hes a vampire giga nigga. vampires get to be honorary undead +--- 636208213 +>>636187549 +jews hide their atrocities behind the fabricated and otherwise short lived outrage of normies and women +--- 636208217 +>>636207725 +--- 636208296 +>>636205105 +>undead didn’t burn a path through the realm eternal +being controlled by the LK, yes, and Sylvanas is now the leader of the undead that escaped the LK's grasp, forming a bridge between the elves, the forsaken (and the horde, by consequence) +>trolls haven’t been at endless war with Quel’thalas since it’s inception +not those trolls +>the sin’dorei didn’t lose a generation of elves fighting the orcs in the first two wars +they were not sin'dorei in the first wars, but yes, they were quel'dorei, but yes, they lost people then, and that's less recent than Garithos throwing them off a cliff +>no you can’t just expect me to repair lighthouses without an army +>no you can’t send the vast majority of our army to the frontlines +>no you can’t execute me for teaming up with never before seen monsters that might be demons +Garithos was treating them like errand boys up until shit hit the fan, then started using them as cannon fodder. +You can pretend that wasn't the case, but you'd just be bullshitting. I know it's bullshit, you know it's bullshit, so who are you trying to fool? +--- 636208456 +>>636206878 +The zones were ass man. It was all rocky hills and mountains or demonic rocky hills and mountains. +Still, for post-wotlk standards it was ok. At that point people were accepting all the retcons as fan service like making Illidan a good guy. +Dungeons were nice for sure. +--- 636208691 +>>636208000 +Yes the Burning Legion was supposed to be a 5th race originally. +Pit Lords were rehashed into a neutral hero in TFT +--- 636208791 +>>636205105 +>be garithos +>have control over an army of one of the eldest races in the world who are jumped up on magic crack +>could integrate them within your own armies and watch their mages nuke the battlefield while you send peasant to the frontlines +>lolno give them every reason to betray you instead +>turns out you're a useless sack of shit without the elves to help you +>get pussywhipped by an undead elf +>betrays other humans because he shat his diaper too hard +>dies like a bitch +always funny to see retards worship this guy +--- 636209562 +>>636208791 +Garithos is such a lazy plot device. +In WC2 humans are the glue who form the alliance and have good relations with all the other allied races except elves who stick to themselves. +At the start of WC3 all alliance races are living in peace and prosperity except for those human settlements near Blackrock Spire. +Still, you'd never see racial animosity from a human in the entire franchise. Then after Lordaeron falls you're just supposed to accept that some inept general who even antagonizes dwarfs becomes the supreme Alliance leader. +And after he dies in late TFT he has zero footprint in the lore of WoW. No backstory, no relatives, no ghost, nothing. +--- 636209698 +>>636172837 +HWABAG +--- 636210967 +>>636206583 +It's like a rental property. The more scratched up it gets the less people care about scratching it up the faster it gets scratched up. I'm sure at this point there are people writing for WoW specifically to retcon whatever they can with complete disregard for what was. +--- 636213070 +>>636209562 +I agree. One of the weakest parts of the original lore. +--- 636213130 +>>636209562 +>peace and prosperity +a 10 man bandit camp is within walking distance of a village +--- 636213297 +>>636213130 +That’s just stromgardian culture +--- 636213825 +>>636163901 (OP) +>>636164483 +>>636164571 +The change was too extreme +--- 636213971 +warcraft IV when +--- 636213997 +warcraft lore was never good, warcraft 1 and 2 are pretty much humans butcher green people, meanwhile warcraft 3 is green jesus saves the universe and john soldier gets corrupted and kill everyone +--- 636214284 +>>636164015 +Ask DC how many times Superman has died. +Hell, ask the most diehard fans. +Summon superman from comic reality and ask HIM. +If god exists I'm not even sure they know, poor or intentionally low continuity protection means either by mistake or intent a story will change from its origin even if you take everyone else's points (bad writers, different writers, they just felt like it, it was because they wanted to recontextualise things etc.) out of the equation. +--- 636214819 +>>636201380 +>made a vegan naaru one without his horns +The ultimate Dreadlord who betrays even his own existence. +La Vegana... +--- 636215031 +>>636213297 +so that's why timmy's mom had 8 kids... +--- 636215648 +>>636209562 +Orcs, Trolls, Goblins and Undead canonically have done more harm to elves than any of the alliance races. A guy who was an outlier and said mean words is apparently worse than alien forces or cannibal green savages destroying your homeland down to the last child. +--- 636216034 +Chris Metzen +--- 636216104 +>>636167457 +>The Empire believes it has killed all the Jedi! +> So they stopped trying to look for Jedi because they believe they are extinct. +>But Obi Wan is still alive +>"hur dur, what a retcon!" +Anon... +--- 636216280 +>>636163901 (OP) +same +--- 636216381 +>>636165645 +>Did they retcon it so that the WCIII version are juste corrupted or something? +yes +--- 636216391 +>>636167945 +Illidan was always a retarded character though +--- 636216542 +>>636168330 +>implying trannies don't play trolls and forsaken because they resemble their irl appearance. +--- 636216689 +>>636215648 +>alien forces +who? +--- 636216760 +>>636216542 +In my experience, trannies play almost exclusively worgen/vulpera/dracthyr unless your on rp server where you can add the coombait races and panda +--- 636216781 +>>636216542 +don't insult based jamaican trolls like that +their goofyness is very comfy, trannies are just evil however +--- 636216950 +>>636216689 +Orcs are from Draenor, as are Ogres. Both were the leading vanguard of the Old Horde recruiting goblins and trolls. Undead as they are in the Scourge or Forsaken are the byproduct of a demon alien invasion and plague. +--- 636217032 +>>636216542 +I see a lot of them playing Nightborne males. +--- 636217159 +>>636190652 +unreliable narrator, while acceptable in my books, is almost always a retcon if the narrator is not explicit nor revealed to be unreliable prior to the source being dubbed as unreliable narrator + +they are doing the same thing with old gods/titans now by a book and even though I'm OK with it, its a retcon. +--- 636217273 +>>636167945 +Illidan's plotline in Legion is "I was only pretending to be retarded for ten thousand years." +--- 636217495 +>>636169153 +Thrall not being the Warchief is also stupid. +Thrall abandoned the Horde, something he cared a great deal about, only to do his shamanism stuff by calling himself "Gor-el" or some bullshit hippie name. +All because Alliance and Horde can never make peace due to PVP mechanics, and Thrall being there would work with Jaina to bring peace to both factions. +Mists of Chinkdaria cemented that. +--- 636217803 +>>636217495 +You can be a Shaman and still be the Warchief. +But yeah, due to PVP, the status quo is forever. +--- 636218585 +>>636170727 +>they actually burnt down Teldrassil and got an outcry of immense proportions because people got rattled in their comfort game +No it was just very poorly written, as testified to the massive gymnastics they had to pull in additional media to make it look like Sylvanas was actually a tactical genius and not an insane genocidal monster as shown IN THE FUCKING GAME +--- 636218693 +>>636164015 +They didn't forget it they retconned it at the last minute because the Alliance race for TBC couldn't be added +--- 636218747 +>>636208217 +holy shit +--- 636218934 +>>636189696 +>didnt bother giving us one purely ugly and monstrous race is so fucking lame +Because those races always have 2% of the population +--- 636219047 +Hoping to get those guys in Turtle WoW as Draenei. The Lost ones could be cool. +--- 636219595 +>>636219047 +hope they add forest trolls into that as well. always wanted to run around as a buff troll. also MoP zandalari trolls would be dope but thats asking for a bit too much, probably. +--- 636219673 +>>636169153 +>such as Velen +Velen is a big piece of shit when he's not a complete mary sue, I would fucking trust Sylv*nas before him +Speaking of leader, god fucking damn Tauren got shafted so fucking hard in WoW in that aspect +--- 636219907 +>>636169110 +this is /v/ silly, no one here actually plays games +--- 636220014 +now this is my Akama +--- 636220052 +>>636163901 (OP) + + Based +--- 636220164 +>>636168391 +>Then Legion just turns him into this misunderstood anti-hero good guy everyman who would have gotten away with saving the universe if not for those meddling kids +Not really, at least from my understanding +he felt more like the stupid cool uncle who says fuck all this shit let's solve everything now that we can move the plot forward kinda guy +We had trouble with Sargeras before, we had a lot of plot hooks implying titans themselves weren't perfectly trustworthy, we had maybe the light shingles that everyone blindly trusts aren't all good since either WotLK or Cata, can't remember desu, dranei indirectly causing every retarded shit in WoW has been in the canon for a while too, although I'm not sure which expac was the first to explicitly say that. +He still was a Mary Sue in Legion but felt more like the writer's way of saying "we're fixing shit I swear" without changing other characters still active in the canon. +--- 636220303 +>>636168764 +https://lorelol.ytmnd.com/ +--- 636220353 +>>636164204 +--- 636220360 +>>636208691 +>Yes the Burning Legion was supposed to be a 5th race originally. +5th most finished were the naga but yeah +--- 636220553 +>>636186715 +Where did you download the pdf? +--- 636221670 +>>636165367 +Rule of UNcool in this situation + +>>636168764 + + + Wow lore was never good +--- 636222841 +>>636221670 +BFA probably has the worst lore the franchise ever saw. +Nothing in that expansion made sense. +--- 636223015 +>>636222841 +Which is so fucking sad considering how it had a great fucking premise with more supposed faction interactions and the zandalari focus +--- 636223085 +>>636217495 +>All because Alliance and Horde can never make peace due to PVP mechanics +If Blizzard was clever and knew their politics, they would've turned this conflict into a fantasy Cold War. +It would've worked way better that way in my opinion. +Goblin vs Gnomes spy fiction +Proxy Wars (Alliance/Horde is totally not supporting the Stormpikes/Frostwolves in the Alterac Valley) +Yeah it would require that you can defect away from your faction, and Night Elves, High Elves, Theramore (Jaina should've had more political pull) and Forsaken instead of being demoted to puppet states could start off as neutral factions leaning to one side, because they have border clashes with another one, but it's not set in stone. +Even Pandaria would be spicier, so instead of Turtle Island starting out neutral and from level 10 on you start to hate half its population because you swore fealty to either side, you could depict it as Alliance and Horde just dicking around on no mans land, ignoring local population and even put them at odd with one another, installing warlords and draining resources just like what happened to China in real life. +--- 636223778 +cob on the log +--- 636223885 +>>636207914 +You look like that. +--- 636224214 +>>636194092 +>basement office +except HOTS was huge. Like, biggest team on the campus huge. It had all the veterans of blizard working on it. Hell, they didnt outsource any shit to pajeets and did it all themselves, hence why the animations and models are 10x higher quality than the refunded equivalents +--- 636224371 +>>636220360 +Theres a podcast with a ex blizz dev and he said demons and goblins were the 5th and 6th. Demons were officially acknowledged as a scrapped race, the goblins just got dropped by the blizz dev. +Naga were probably meant as a 5th WC race in the expansion but didnt make it. +--- 636224398 +>>636222841 +i stopped playing in bfa fod good, but isn't shadowlands considered by far the absolute worst shittiest expansion in terms of lore? like, ridiculously bad to the extent it reframes the entire story of the whole franchise into its idiotic lore? +--- 636224671 +>>636221670 +>> +> Wow lore was never good +sure, but im pretty sure the initial thought was they would use background characters in WOW and keep the WC3 ones on ice for WC4. And as WOW became bigger and bigger they felt more comfortable sacrificing those big names on the WOW altar. +WOW lore wasnt good because an MMO sucks for storytelling and it constantly required more meat to feast on +--- 636225229 +>>636205852 +That is a Draenei. They lived on the home world of the orcs before most of them migrated to the main planet Azeroth and turned sexier, while the ugly Draenei were retconned as corrupted by foul magics or something like that. +--- 636225239 +>>636224398 +BFA killed the characters. +Shadowlands destroyed the setting. +--- 636225782 +>>636163901 (OP) +The Alliance and Horde conflict in WoW never even made any sense. The Alliance of Lordaeron should be the faction the Horde hates but they're now the Forsaken and joined the Horde. Stormwind had nothing to do with defeating the Horde and imprisoning the Orcs. Blood Elves shouldn't be hate them either because Stormwind didn't do shit to them. +--- 636225920 +>>636163901 (OP) +Me too. +It was so surreal when Burning Crusade launched and everyone was like "What do you mean different? Draenei always looked like this!" +--- 636226302 +>>636225782 +Stormwind hates orc, the orcs fucking leveled the lower half of EK during the first war. +--- 636227581 +>>636225782 +The Horde really shouldn't be angry with the alliance anyway, because Thrall admitted that what the Orcs did, serving demons, was wrong, but he also didn't want his people to be prisoners, so they moved to Kalimdor, not just to escape Mediv's premonitions, but also to try a new beginning, far from the bloody past of orcs, demons and humans. +--- 636227618 +>>636225782 +At first it wasn't really a conflict iirc. It only became that way with the battlegrounds. +--- 636227706 +>>636224371 +>Goblins were supposed to be a unique playable race +Wouldn't even guess this desu +--- 636228254 +>>636227581 +The conflict between alliance and horde in vanilla being light proxy wars was perfectly serviceable. +Orcs need ashenvales lumber, Nelves obviously don’t want orcs in their sacred groves. +Alterac is functionally an Indian war, with the greater powers throwing in beside another. +Arathi is picking through the corpse of stromgarde. +--- 636229374 +>>636194092 +>That one artist who had a picture of his desk with a massive anime figurine +>He was the biggest reason for why the game had soul +Wish I could find that fucking picture +--- 636230003 +>Completely sidelined +>Changed Voice Actor +Same with Arthus' Voice Actor. +Also they killed Kael in such a shit fashion. +As much as people like to shit on Nintendo for Nostalgia pandering. At least they know how to do it correctly without trying to save money.. +--- 636230640 +>>636225782 +Everybody in the Alliance has very good reason to dislike, at the very least, Orcs specifically. They also tend to have reason to dislike the Forsaken, given shit they pull as early as Vanilla. You could bullshit a reason for the Forsaken to not like the Alliance because of Garithos, but it'd be kind of dumb and it's easier to say the Forsaken just hate everybody including themselves. It's always been pretty nonsensical that the tauren and Darkspear would have any negative opinion on anybody in the Alliance, save for their loyalty to Thrall, specifically (not even orcs in general, literally just Thrall). In fact, with the retcons they made in WoW it makes it kind of ridiculous that the tauren would be willing to fight the night elves at all. Then retcons they made in BC make it seem like the Darkspear would be more willing to ally with blood elves of all fucking people over their own forest troll cousins (despite said forest trolls having ALSO been in the Horde). + +If anything, the orcs should be pretty grateful to the Alliance for sparing them and ONLY imprisoning them, or at least apologetic for the atrocities they committed while under the influence of the Legion. I dunno if they retconned it, but the whole idea is that suddenly the genocidal war machine of the orcs just completely came to a halt after Gul'dan fucked up, and they all immediately fell into a lethargy where they could barely move. Half of the kingdoms in the Alliance called for them to be culled, but Lordaeron and a few others decided to just imprison them because killing them would have been cruel. This decision was made PURELY for mercy, even though this decision is what initially drove Gilneas out of the Alliance. + +So, yeah, the faction conflict has always been fucking stupid. The entire point of Warcraft 3 is that it ends in a state where Theramore is one of the main bastions of humanity left and it has friendly relations with the New Horde, which wants to make amends. +--- 636230795 +>>636230003 +Tempest Keep was very cool, you can't keep people for years... +--- 636231101 +>>636230640 +Nah the orcs were already defeated in the second war before the lethargy took hold. Gul'dan's betrayal allowed the Alliance time to rebuild and win. +--- 636231530 +As someone who never played WoW I always wondered why so much Draenei art were of attractive notsuccubi looking motherfuckers and not the freaks of natures I remember in WC3. + +It's honestly fucking wild being a dude who only ever experienced Warcraft in its entirety through the RTS games. +--- 636231656 +>>636231101 +Honestly, if the orcs lost without the lethargy and the Alliance still spared them before that took hold, it makes the decision to imprison them as opposed to kill them even more noble. +--- 636231865 +>>636169153 +>other nations knowing full well they are going to be second fiddle +Except that is wrong. +The horde was supposed to be a bunch of tribes of monstrous races banding together to survive and becoming extremely close relationship wise, bar the undead. No one was really supposed to be unequal. the most you had was immense distrust in the undead for obvious reasons. +IIRC Cairne in WC3 even mentions thrall would be his blood brother for helping save the Tauren, and Voljin was similarly close. +--- 636232098 +>>636190121 +Ironic, today women and normalfags are the ones clamoring for both genders of races to be ugly +--- 636232605 +>>636231530 +>who only ever experienced Warcraft in its entirety through the RTS games. + +youre lucky +--- 636232656 +>>636230640 +Garithos didn't even do anything, infact he's the reason the Forsaken were able to capture Lordaeron. They stabbed him in the back. +--- 636233268 +>>636225920 +typical npc reactions lol +Same people who say Thrall was always only about shamanism and never cared about the horde +--- 636233960 +private servers are re-correcting the lore as we speak, nature is healing +--- 636234101 +>>636163901 (OP) +what the hell is that in their mouth? +--- 636234102 +>>636230003 +>betray your people and make most nerubians undead in exchange for power +>5 man dungeon version has him going "Finally... Rid of him..." +>had to bring him back for a raid somehow because everyone hated him being a dungeon boss +Metzen was on too much cocaine during Wrath. diff --git a/v/636171256.txt b/v/636171256.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..091d75d72cd2764c43aa01d2c0e58fe3f3a8bf0d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636171256.txt @@ -0,0 +1,791 @@ +----- +--- 636171256 +Hello /v/. It's me. Michael Jackson. What games have you been playing recently? I've been playing Michael Jackson's Moonwalker on my Sega Genesis. What games are you looking forward to? Hee Hee. +--- 636171339 +what would michael think of the current state of sonic +--- 636171423 +>>636171256 (OP) +>Your favorite or one of your favorite games but Micheal Jackson is either a party member or replaces the protagonist +--- 636171735 +>>636171423 +Deus Ex with MJ as a potential ally. +He is so fucking fit for it, anti joo, anti tyranical gov and anti globohomo corps. +--- 636171873 +>>636171423 +Seventh Stand User but with a Micheal Jackson Mode instead of Josuke. +--- 636171880 +>>636171423 +Far Cry 5, he's one of the companions. You send him to a camp, music starts playing somehow, he starts dancing and one by one they join him. Michael slowly drags them outside Hamelin style, you complete the objective without killing anyone and you signal him to do his Woo and air spin and you both leave. +--- 636172269 +>>636171423 +Elite Beat Agents would be perfect for this. +--- 636172279 +MICHAEL TE AMO +JACKSON TE AMO +--- 636172325 +I don't believe you're actually Michael Jackson, prove it to me. +--- 636172413 +JOB'S GONE +--- 636172620 +>>636171339 +He'd think it strong, ever since he branched out and bought the majority in Sega, pushing the Blue Blur forward at all cost. Also, he composed the music for the films and has a cameo. +--- 636172892 +Hi Michael, I watched smooth criminal last night and wish I could dance like you +--- 636172909 +>>636172325 +HEE HEE SHAMONE *grabs crotch* +--- 636172968 +>>636172909 +holy fuck it's really you +--- 636172990 +This guy was a pedo btw +--- 636173117 +>>636172325 +Would fake Michael Jackson be able to do this? +Shktshkt +Oooow! +--- 636173131 +>>636171423 +It already happened tho... +--- 636173503 +>>636171256 (OP) +the whole vitiligo thing is bullshit. MJ just wanted to be white. +--- 636173671 +>>636172909 +Get in, Mike. I got some entertainment for you tonight. +--- 636173726 +>>636172909 +Holy shit I thought you died. What happened? +--- 636173989 +Let's dance /v/ +hee hee! +--- 636174069 +>>636172909 +HOLY SHIT ITS HIM +I LOVE YOUR MUSIC +--- 636174137 +>>636172909 +Michael please come back the world has gone to shit since you've been gone +--- 636174182 +>>636172990 +you fell for one of their tricks +--- 636174213 +>>636172909 +Glad to have you back, King. +--- 636174296 +>>636172990 +--- 636174442 +>>636172909 +I miss you so much Michael, please come back... +--- 636174575 +>>636171256 (OP) +>hee hee any games that let you hug and kiss little boys...not in like a icky way...shamone...are there any games that you sleep with little boys... +--- 636174990 +>>636174575 +>>636174296 +--- 636175342 +>>636171423 +imagine Michael's boss theme +--- 636175386 +Hee hee +Do kids still like Sonic the Hedgehog? +I really like to play Sonic 3 & Knuckles but I have a soft stop for Sonic and Sonic 2 too +Ow! +--- 636176421 +>>636175524 +>space channel 5 had some of the last michael jackson HOOs to be publically released while he was alive +fuck this gay earth +--- 636176707 +>>636171256 (OP) +Hey, Michael. Good to see you again. +What was it like meeting Ulala in Space Channel 5? +--- 636177248 +>>636172990 +he wasn't. he was never convicted of anything +funny how those goalposts change when discussing epstein and all his clients +--- 636178103 +Sony is phony! +Hee hee! +--- 636178265 +>>636171423 +>Zone of the Enders +>Michael is the 2nd runner +He'd argue with ADA and agonize over every single step of combat choreography and then completely style on Nohman while making trademark MJ sounds. +--- 636178987 +>>636171256 (OP) +I've always wanted to learn the Thriller dance... +--- 636179158 +>The Holy Trinity +--- 636179603 +>>636178987 +if you really want to impress a bitch, learn the 2Bad dance +--- 636179772 +eni ayuwoki +--- 636179916 +>>636171423 +>FF6 with a MJ party member +would unironically be great +--- 636179921 +>>636171256 (OP) +hello Mr.Jackson, is true what they say, are the rumours true? Did you do those things.... to young ones? +--- 636180020 +>>636172990 +Shalom! +--- 636181001 +>>636172909 +NO WAY!!! +--- 636181675 +>>636172909 +Will Moonwalker be ported to PC? +--- 636182494 +>>636171423 +>Kingdom Hearts Moonwalker world +would be pretty nice +--- 636182630 +JEW ME +SUE ME +--- 636184528 +>>636175342 +If it was by Zun it would be amazing. +--- 636184817 +Mr. Jackson, I heard you're a big Sonic fan. What are the best hacks for the Genesis games? I already know of AIR. +--- 636186379 +MJ would have made a great actor for Griffith in his prime. I can't be the only one thinking this. +--- 636187971 +>>636178103 +>mfw I learned all that shit went down after he tried to take his own music back +--- 636189195 +>>636172909 +Welcome back. +--- 636189879 +>>636171423 +>Bayonetta but starring MJ + +I'd love this +--- 636189887 +Rock With You is my favorite MJ song, even if it wasn't even written by him, +--- 636190113 +>>636189887 +Very based, same here. +--- 636190345 +>>636171256 (OP) +hey micheal jackson, why'd you rape little kids? and is it true that you made all that sweet ass sonic the hedgehog 3 music? that shit's dope, yo. +--- 636190475 +>>636171256 (OP) +Been playing Omega Strikers lately Michael. It's really fun, especially with some friends. Thanks for always checking in on me. Miss you. +--- 636192143 +>>636179158 +That has layers. +--- 636192349 +>>636189887 +used to watch the music video a bunch as a kid since we had a michael jackson dvd collection +--- 636192609 +>>636171423 +>Grim Dawn +>it's a Diablo clone of moonwalker +--- 636192662 +>>636171423 +>Mario & Luigi's Moonwalker +I can picture it. +--- 636193019 +>>636173503 +Debunked by his autopsy, he’s never told a lie in his entire life btw. Every statement he made has been proven as factual. Schizos just don’t want to believe it because the jews told so many baseless lies that liberals mindlessly believed due to their cult worship of the msm, so it painted a fictional perception of who Michael really was. He’s just a manchild who read the bible & wanted to stop all of humanities problems because Jesus did it in the bible, that’s what he said +--- 636193490 +>>636171256 (OP) +Just about everything you can think of on my Deck! +--- 636193645 +>>636193019 +>He’s just a manchild who read the bible & wanted to stop all of humanities problems because Jesus did it in the bible +--- 636193961 +Michael Jackson never died. + ES NECESARRIO? +--- 636194057 +>>636193019 +> He’s just a manchild who read the bible & wanted to stop all of humanities problems because Jesus did it +This checks out +> Joseph, a steel mill worker, shunned christianity despite the family being jehova’s witnesses, and would have Michael perform in strip clubs with nude women and tranny drag queens at the age of 9, Joseph instructed michael to crawl under women’s legs and peak at their panties during the performance. He never had any interest in sex as a youngster as sex outside of marriage is considered a sinful act, one incident when he was 15 years old, a male family member arranged for two prostitutes to have sex with him. They were told to “work him over”, before being locked in a room with him. Instead, Michael picked up a Bible and read verses to the girls who ran home crying, in a telephone recording in the early 00s Michael also said he was digusted with drag queens and said the devil was to blame for people turning gay. He also called Jewish people leeches who steel his money and denounced a jewish rabbi’s attempts to make him admit hitler was evil due to Michael believing Napoleon was just as bad for also being responsible for the loss of mass casualties +--- 636194154 +>>636172990 +Whatcha doin rabbi? +--- 636194215 +>>636172909 +pls come to Brazil +--- 636194371 +>>636194057 +This proves he was the second coming after all, God legitmately turned his skin white. +--- 636194649 +>>636171423 +>drastically improve the game of your choice +I replace Liara with Michael in the mass effect trilogy. +--- 636194789 +>>636171423 +>MJ becomes Tatsuya in Persona 2 +The entire conflict ends because he uses the rumor system to reality warp world peace into the universe. +--- 636194867 +>>636171423 +>Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun +>MJ is a special unit, causing each enemy unit in his vicinity to dance. +Awesome. +--- 636195123 +>>636194057 +Based Michael refusing to view evil as lesser than evil. +--- 636195238 +>>636194789 +>the final boss fight is just the music video of Black or White +>extended version plays during phase 2 +--- 636195423 +>>636194057 +Fun fact: the jew attacking hitler in that interview stole Michael’s charity money and has a family linked to arming islamic terrorists in the middle east +--- 636195930 +>>636193490 +MJ casting Hea-heal. +--- 636196053 +>>636195238 +That would legit be amazing. +--- 636196915 +>>636194057 +He really was too good for this godawful world. +--- 636197101 +>>636171256 (OP) +michael actually made me not racist if he came from blacks +--- 636197814 +>>636197101 +He improved race relations exponentially compared to the retards that fan the flames like mlk and Malcom x. +--- 636198671 +>>636194057 +we didn't deserve him +fucking sony jews killed him and i wish for all of them to burn in hell +--- 636198881 +>Michael Jackson was the second coming of Christ +--- 636199335 +>>636171256 (OP) +dead pedo lol +--- 636200024 +>>636194057 +everytime i read something new about him it almost feels like he wasnt even human we really killed God AGAIN +--- 636201170 +favourite song that isn't one of the classics? +gotta be Morphine or maybe Tabloid Junkie +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_G5DLYRz6M [Embed] +--- 636201224 +>>636200024 +>we +it wasn't us +--- 636201463 +>>636194057 +>Michael believing Napoleon was just as bad for also being responsible for the loss of mass casualties +he's right though. +why does one guy get demonized more than others for essentially doing the same thing? +--- 636201937 +>>636195423 +What a surprise. +--- 636202390 +>>636171423 +I wish I could take MJ's music through the different time periods in chrono trigger +--- 636203080 +>>636201463 +Racism is the boogieman, killing a thousand of one race is worse than killing a million of any dissenters +--- 636203168 +>>636171256 (OP) +Pedophile +--- 636203515 +>>636201170 +Always love the whole Unbreakable album, especially the title song +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQiROr5_AY [Embed] +--- 636203616 +>>636203515 +*Invincible +--- 636203763 +>>636194057 +You didn't even touch on the most crucial part of MJ's plan, he had plans and a partnership in place to fully purchase Disney Corporation and Marvel outright and then merge them into his own entity without any outside handlers involved. With future plans to buy Apple, Universal's movie catalog and restructuring Cartoon Network so that it showed edgier cartoons that appealed to the kids of today. The only reason it didn't happen is because the family changed their story and decided 9 months later they were abused by a man who was in Florida at the time they never left the state of California +--- 636203837 +Reminder the debate over whether he did what he was accused for is a distraction for the actual contentious part of his life: the circumstances of how it ended. He was killed. +--- 636204021 +>>636203837 +we all know this just nothing we can do about it + +>>636203763 +reminds me of the recording with chris tucker where hes sobbing he might die before getting to open a children hospital where kids get treated for free +--- 636204073 +>>636203763 +>The timeline where Michael gets Elon Musk time money and owns the entertainment industry and potentially big tech with apple, which literally means the Jews LOSE +FUCK +--- 636204178 +>>636203763 +Reading this and >>636194057 makes you realize he really was the one true savior of humanity. +--- 636204396 +>>636179158 +Kinda shit Kanye be on when he said "Jackson, Tyson, Jordan". +--- 636204762 +>>636203763 +>There is a world where MJ could have owned SONY, Apple, Disney and Marvel as well as the discographies and merchandising rights to Elvis Presley and the fucking Beatles, and not a single kike could stop him. + +I want out of this reality brahs. +--- 636206026 +>>636172620 +>MJ as the producer of the movies. +>The movies now feature music from the games. +--- 636206114 +Great shows, music and hated Jews, what's not to love? +--- 636206343 +>>636206114 +He's legitimately the greatest man of the millennium. If the jews didn't sabotage him he would have basically ended all of the problems in America with his business plans. +--- 636208190 +>>636203763 +Damn. +--- 636209972 +I'm gonna make a change for once in my life... +gonna feel real good gonna make a difference +--- 636210551 +be like Michael + +be a Virtual On Chad +--- 636210954 +>>636200024 +It was not us, it was (((they))) +The same year he got murdered I was a kid getting bullied on forums for defending him. Getting told horrible shit like "he would rape me" +>>636194057 +>>636203763 +God fucking dammit +I want out of this train +--- 636211105 +>>636171256 (OP) +>>636171423 +>Destiny 2 +>MJ fights the forces of darkness and hate with the light. +Hed absolutely love it that's right up his alley +--- 636211427 +>>636171423 +>LobCorp +>Manager or Sephirah MJ +Imagine the insanity/meltdown and lack of royalty free music +--- 636212406 +>>636210551 +>implying any of us can compare to MJ +get real anon, i'll never prevent a US/Iran conflict by fucking dying +--- 636212816 +For me, it's Bad really, really bad +--- 636215384 +>>636212406 +>i'll never prevent a US/Iran conflict by fucking dying +Wait, what? +--- 636216087 +I'll never forgive them for what they did to you. +--- 636216289 +>>636171423 +>bayonetta +perfect fit honestly +--- 636216439 +>>636215384 +The US government was threatening to invade iran and the media was pushing for a inevitable conflict, when Michael died the entire world stopped fighting and decided to mourn him during the rest of the summer resulting in the end of the conflict, it was such a earth-shattering event that muslims called a 24/hour ceasefire for him. +--- 636216742 +>he hated le jews and was an epic christcuck just like me therefore he's le based!!! +--- 636216805 +>>636216742 +You can say that about Jesus Christ too btw +--- 636216871 +>636216742 +why did you post a selfie, nigga +--- 636216921 +>>636174182 +They are all pedos, it's just that we only know Michael is one because he pissed them off so they created a public show, you would have to be delusional to think these people follow morality or laws when they have all of the power and the guy was a fucking freak. +--- 636217086 +>>636216921 +>Creating your own headcanon and moving goalposts just so you can continue to justify believing in a narrative that has no factual basis +--- 636217160 +>>636216742 +Atheists proving once again they're good little sheep. +--- 636217185 +>>636217086 +I didn't move goalposts since I am not the guy you were replying to, if you can't tell he, along with all of these other extremely wealthy people, is a freak I don't know what to tell you. +--- 636217261 +>>636171423 +>FONV +>has an awkward conversation with the king if he's with you about him running off with his daughter +Would be funny +--- 636217456 +>>636217185 +You are literally coping because the fact is the Jews have the power to frame a innocent man but painting the narrative that "All rich people are evil" on him. Which is completely nonsensical and makes no sense especially if you even bothered to read the thread or any other piece of information that's not spoonfed by tabloid or mainstream leftist propaganda +--- 636217794 +>>636216439 +I want to believe you. Is there any record of these ceasefires? +--- 636218193 +>>636216921 +Faggot, modern society literally normalized mental illness to the point cutting your dick off and taking hormones to be a bearded women with grotosque physical features is considered normal, with anyone calling this out as abnormal being lynched and fired from their jobs. Yet the same people responsible for this even existing in modern society will contradict their own worldviews on how people should act and not be judged by their appearence, to deprive Michael of his rights by constantly insulting his appearence and saying how "weird" he is whilst maintaining that this is enough to make him guilty of any crime accused of without even needing a trial or evidence to prove it. +We literally get a full-frontal media attack and blamed any time a game with ugly women, trannies, gays and black women gets low review scores, and called alt-right, but the tolerant left is okay with lynching a minority because he looks weird. + +There's quite literally no justification for the way Michael Jackson has been treated, and if you can't see the obvious hypocrisy here there's something very wrong with your brain +--- 636218238 +>>636171423 +>Hearts of Iron 2 +I suppose he'd be a better commander than Hitler. + +Captcha: MJH88 +--- 636218491 +>>636217794 +The media would never report on it obviously, but it came from a soldier who was stationed in Iraq at the time. Other Iraqi veterans said people would often moonwalk at them to gain their attention and there was a report of the british authorities taunting muslims in prison by demanding them to moonwalk like MJ. So all evidence points to it being true +--- 636218586 +>>636171423 +payday 2 michael jackson character pack +--- 636218720 +>>636218238 +Oh wow that captcha. +--- 636219714 +>>636218491 +>It's real +Didn't know bongs were this based based +>He sustained 93 separate injuries including fractured ribs and a broken nose while in the custody of the Preston-based Queen's Lancashire Regiment. Fellow inmates claimed they were urinated on and forced to lie face down over a hole filled with excrement. It was heard others had their hands burned with boiling water. At one point in the video, they are heard whimpering as Corporal Donald Payne stands over one and yells: "Get up you fucking ape, now." +>Mr Mutari said the detainees had been hooded, deprived of sleep, had freezing water poured over them and became the victims of "soldiers' games", including a version of kickboxing in which troops would compete "as to who could kickbox one of the prisoners the furthest". One soldier "asked us to dance like Michael Jackson," he said. +--- 636220153 +>>636219714 +Imagine if this happened in GoldenEye 007, and the game allowed the player to input a secret button prompt to do a moonwalk, which allows Bond to escape the prison and bypass the entire level. +--- 636220342 +>Ctrl+F 'subway' +>zero results +Wow, no one took the bait. Proud of you guys. +--- 636220638 +>>636171423 +Yakuza +It would be peak kino +--- 636220690 +>>636219714 +>British humor +--- 636220952 +>>636219714 +I find it hilarious how they were literally beating people within a inch of their life, and still had the mind to say "we love mj, dance like him faggots". Why can't american culture be as cool as the UK's? +--- 636221002 +>>636171423 +>New Vegas +He'd probably have a perk as a companion that unlocks a secret radio station that plays all his music. Also feral ghouls will no longer be hostile and will do the thriller dance when you get close to them. +--- 636221054 +>>636221002 +Who are the jews in New Vegas? +--- 636221113 +>>636171423 +Condemned: smooth criminal origins +--- 636221195 +>>636171256 (OP) +Wasn't michael jackson moonwalker supposed to get a rerelease back in 2009? +--- 636221404 +>>636218193 +Both Michael Jackson and trannies are severely mentally ill and deranged. +--- 636221791 +>>636221404 +You are coping again kike +--- 636221914 +Bros, give me your top 3 Michael tunes +--- 636221917 +Facts: +>Michael Jackson didn't fuck kids +>he was trailed by CIA for more than a decade with literally nothing to show for it +>the only victims are notorious liars and they can't even win a single case (which should be comically easy if he diddled as many kids as "sources" claim) +>MJ was killed by Jews and Sony (Jews) +--- 636221997 +>>636221917 +It was the FBI actually, though the CIA interrogated and drugged him and he still denied any wrongdoing despite them asking for a confession of guilt. +--- 636222214 +>>636221914 +It's really difficult, since you could probably argue any of his songs are the best of all time. But usually i lean towards +>1. Dangerous +>2. Stranger in Moscow +>3. Smooth Criminal +--- 636222265 +>>636221791 +Kikes are inherently mentally ill, you are the one coping by bringing up other freaks to handwave how bizarre Michael was. +--- 636222272 +holy shit micheal jackson +--- 636222389 +>>636222265 +Read the fucking thread again faggot. You are literally getting your perception based on what you heard through the media from people who never even met him +--- 636222458 +>>636221914 +Beat It +Bad +Dangerous +--- 636222625 +>>636222389 +I don't deny that he got targeted by feds and various forms of Jews, he is just clearly mentally ill with his surgeries and obsession with children, which you would have to be delusional to think ended with being friends and giving minors drugs. +--- 636222641 +>>636222265 +>Ignores what's posted ITT, that clearly contradicts the narrative about what he was actually like +>Blindly believes retardation like "Oxygen chamber" and other nonsense which the jews put out there simply so it would be easier for morons to believe false allegations +lol +--- 636222852 +>>636222625 +>Literally goes right back to spouting more deranged conspiracy theories and propaganda +I wonder if these schizos are even aware of the fact they get all of their cultist worldview from tabloid media outlets like NBC Dateline, VanityFair and RadarOnline. +--- 636222934 +>>636172909 +i can't believe i'm talking to michael jackson on 4channel dot org +--- 636223134 +>>636222625 +You legit are incapable of using your brain. It's no use, we are talking to someone whose genuinely retarded and incapable of critical thinking. +--- 636223194 +>>636171256 (OP) +Is he black or white? +--- 636223395 +>>636171423 +>KH2 +>entire game is MJ talking the organization down due to how peaceful and pure he is, and even having xemnas consider turning a new leaf, but the final battle turns into a flashy rhythm action game ala hi-fi rush but with KH2 combat +Would be fucking kino. SHAMONE-AH! +--- 636223465 +>>636221054 +Probably the NCR politicians, they're trying to emulate the old pre-war world after all. +--- 636223524 +>>636222852 +Fun fact, this was the person most notable for spreading accusations and slander about him, she was sourced directly by a pedophile with a nambla membership named Victor Guiterrez and she bought Michael's underwear from a auction, sniffed them and even having pictures of him hung all over he house. +--- 636223901 +Why wasn't MJs death investigated way harder. I can't imagine in current year that some huge celebrity "accidentally" gets a lethal injection from a doctor with no other witnesses other than "my bad" +--- 636223929 +>>636223134 +Nothing I said was a conspiracy theory, he hung out with little boys constantly, though he was a brain dead drug addict Aaron Carter was a defender of him and claims they smoked weed together when he was 15. I understand there are a ton of lies about him due to how he pissed off some wealthy Jews but believing that he was just a quirky guy who didn't like sex with women and liked little boys because of his stunted childhood is hilarious. +--- 636224013 +>>636223194 +It don't matter. +--- 636224204 +>>636216742 +I'm not religious and I admire his faith, though he may be childlike in mind. He's a better christian than any self claiming christian, pastor or whoever the fuck will admit they are. +--- 636224236 +>"it's ok to worship a pedo because he was mean to jews once" +--- 636224423 +>>636224236 +prove he was one +--- 636224621 +>>636223901 +All he wanted to say was that they don't really care about us. +--- 636224638 +>>636194057 +>Instead, Michael picked up a Bible and read verses to the girls who ran home crying +dangerously based +--- 636224639 +>>636224236 +Prove that Michael Jackson controlled the FBI, the CIA, the supreme court and the department of children's services from 1993-2005. That's the only way your conspiracy theory holds up because every single one of them investigated for 10+ years and came to a unanimous conclusion that his rep is 100% clean and there was no testimony that ever held up. +--- 636224801 +>>636223929 +>Jews bribe false witnesses, their testimony fails as they were exposed as liars, Jesus is cleared, Jews claim he's guilty and manipulate the public against him, he's put to another trial and cleared again, Jews manipulate people into thinking he's guilty and got away with it and Jesus is executed +Hmm sounds identical to the MJ trial and how he is still treated. So i guess by your logic Jesus deserved to be killed then? +--- 636224928 +what's your favorite Michael sound? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e62M-5-7ajY [Embed] +--- 636225175 +>>636194057 +>>636203763 +>tfw I took a wrong turn and was born into the reality where MJ didn't take over the Jewish media and tech companies +--- 636225193 +>>636224928 +it's not technically an MJ sound but +MAMASE MAMASA MAMACOOSA +--- 636225720 +>>636224928 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kilfK1ppQB0 [Embed] +--- 636226051 +>>636171423 +>Armored Core NineBreaker +What would a Kota Hoshino/MJ track sound like? +--- 636226387 +>>636224639 +I never understood why people are so hellbent on pushing it anyway. He was investigated, he was cleared. They had their chance in a very public lynching with the trial. Why does it make them so mad? It seems like 95% of people don't care +--- 636226526 +Hey guys, it's Michael (shamone). Thanks for all your support, you people are beautiful! Hee~hee! +--- 636226631 +>>636171256 (OP) +Fucking pedo freak, I'm glad you're dead. MJ fans are retarded for defending your kiddy diddling ass. +--- 636226668 +>>636226526 +Thanks, Michael! +--- 636226915 +>>636171256 (OP) +Literally hoo. +--- 636226971 +>>636226387 +jews and their pet golems are hateful by nature +--- 636227335 +>>636171256 (OP) +--- 636227464 +>>636194057 +A soda company prevented all of this. +--- 636227907 +What was his best era and best song? +Also I love this demo the estate released recently https://youtu.be/C3ijIJoDK6g [Embed] +--- 636227989 +>>636206114 +I thought he was a creepy white woman with how he looked and talked when I was a kid, I thought she just happened to have the same name as the black guy from Thriller. +--- 636228190 +>>636171256 (OP) +I started playing Honkai Star Rail, it's pretty neat +--- 636228527 +>>636228190 +hows the mahjong chick +--- 636228546 +>>636223901 +His family got a shitload of money so they didn't ask for it. +--- 636228580 +>>636171423 +>Killer 7 Moonwalker +>Michael Smith (the Smooth Criminal) +>weapon: M1921 Thompson +>every time he kills a Heaven Smile he says HEE-HEE! CH'AMONE +--- 636228658 +I still remember where I was when I heard Michael died +I was waking up from the anesthesia after getting my wisdom teeth removed, and the TV in the office was playing the news, as usual for those kinds of places +when I fully came out of it later I told my mom I had the craziest hallucination that Michael Jackson had died, and then she told me that wasn't a hallucination +--- 636229010 +>>636228527 +she's alright if you specifically cater your team toward letting her have all the sp +--- 636229110 +>>636172909 +REAL??? +--- 636229123 +>>636197814 +>MLK +>Malcom X +>fanning the flames +Yeah maybe the sterilized versions of their messages they teach in public school. Both of them heavily criticized the divisiveness of the ruling classes using race politics to cover their class warfare and that was mainly their predominant messages. Malcome X pretty famously advocated for Blacks to stop asking for gibs and to take example from old immigrants to the US banding together with pennies in their pockets to start companies and for blacks to do the same. +--- 636229182 +>>636194057 +>Michael picked up a Bible and read verses to the girls who ran home crying + +>>636203763 +He was this world's hero and now there truly is no more heroes left in man. +--- 636229231 +>>636171256 (OP) +Hi Michael. After 13 years on my backlog, I finally am playing Recettear. It's good, and I like the gimmick of upgrading your adventurer's gear by selling equipment to them. I kind of wish I had played it when all the threads were happening back 2010, but it is what it is. +--- 636229729 +>>636229231 +Dungeons aren't worth it if you want to moneymaxx. +--- 636229849 +>>636229123 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHCSL-AKd3w [Embed] +--- 636230160 +Largest fan followings in the world, must be verified by 3 different corporations as of 2019 or later +>Professional Soccer (Fifa Organization - 5 Billion) (Library of Congress - "Billions") (TheRecord - 3.5 Billion) +>Michael Jackson (Blueprint Africa - 4.8 Billion) (AfricaFactZone - 4.8 Billion) (N1/CNN - "Over 4.8 Billion") +>Jesus Christ (JoshuaProject - 4.6 Billion) (Global Frontier Missionaries - 4.5 Billion) (Pioneers Europe - 4.9 Billion) +--- 636230425 +>>636230160 +>Bigger than soccer +>Bigger than religion +MJ is the fucking GOAT +--- 636230605 +>>636171423 +FFXIV, Micheal Jackson replaces the WoL for the entire story and improves it dramatically. He doesn't even use a Soul Crystal. He's Bad enough to have his own "Smooth Criminal" Job to Moonwalk all over his enemies. He makes the Garlemald Empire Beat It in record time too. +--- 636230679 +>>636230425 +Music is bigger than both, and michael is just the global figurehead for music. So by default he wins, since everyone in third world shitholes has a pirated copy of thriller +--- 636230820 +>>636171256 (OP) +>Hee Hee. +I didn't believe it was really you til you said this. +--- 636230848 +>>636194057 +>>636203763 +:( +it's over. +there is no third coming of Christ +--- 636230858 +>tonguefucks your child's asshole +SNEE-HEED +--- 636231018 +>>636230858 +>Can only seethe on internet forums about the fact he died, was innocent and now nobody gives a fuck about any negative propaganda thrown at him. +How pathetic. +--- 636231098 +>>636230160 +Based, most influential person in history and he was black. Hilarious how this happens +--- 636231173 +>>636231098 +More like bl-ACK! +--- 636231235 +>>636230858 +Man he really turned into a fallout ghoul, imagine if he never got his head set on fire to shill Pepsi, he wouldn't have needed to much surgery and pain killers. +--- 636231241 +>>636230858 +You sure got us kike, one picture of him in court wearing a very visable nasal strip. Show us the evidence that lead to his conviction. +--- 636231375 +>>636231235 +It's just one image where he's wearing a bandaid on his nose, from 2002. Kikes like to point it out and frame it as more "evidence" of surgery +--- 636231443 +>>636171423 +>YOMI Hustle +He's already in it. +--- 636231503 +>>636231375 +>Looks fine on the right +>Liberals are so desperate for anything negative on him that they'll cherrypick photos without context +I can't imagine how mentally ill you'd have to be to devout so much time to hate something and still know nothing about the thing you hate +--- 636231602 +>>636194057 +I mean let’s be real it does seem like some sort of divine coincidence that MJ was cursed/blessed to be both black and white +--- 636231667 +>>636203763 +>There's a Mr. House Michael Jackson timeline +--- 636231740 +>>636230858 +Your soul manifests in the aesthetics of your physical appearance one way or another, you can see it in porn stars who were beautiful in their first scene and look like inflated ghouls and coked out drag queens after a couple years, even the ones without any major surgeries, all of the wealthiest men look like Nosferatu, especially when you take off the piles of make up covering most of (((their))) faces. +--- 636231743 +>>636171423 +>Super Mario 64 +Already halfway there with the BLJ. +--- 636231849 +>>636231375 +I wasn't even talking about the nose, it's been documented that he had to do a lot of surgery to fix the burns he got. +--- 636231971 +>>636171256 (OP) +this nigga was so great he transcended the black skin +--- 636232074 +>>636172279 +se mata zoomer +--- 636232097 +How is Michael Jackson more famous than all ecelebs and celebs from today's age put together back in an era of basically no Internet? Even zoomers know of him. +--- 636232494 +>>636171423 +ff7. replace cait sith with MJ. perfect game +--- 636232559 +>>636232097 +his music was great and he was charismatic as fuck +--- 636232805 +>>636232494 +>not Vincent +--- 636232821 +>>636232559 +Why did the jews do it when he made them so much money and had thr charisma of a god? +--- 636232837 +best thread on /v/ +--- 636232929 +>>636171423 +>Ninja Gaiden 2 + +Behold, the most visceral and fabulous action game ever conceived. +--- 636232963 +>>636171423 +>Mario 64 +>You play through the levels as Michael Jackson with his music rendered with the Mario 64 soundfont, and with thematic theming. "Thriller" is for Big Boo's Haunt, "Man in the Mirror" is for snowman's Land (since you use a mirror to find it) "Smooth Criminal" is for Tall Tall Mountain (Since the Monkey tries to steal your hat) +>Mario's "Yah" and "Hoo" sounds are replaced with "Hee-hee" and "Oww" +>The abjectly useless crawl move is replaced with the moon walk +>At the end of the game instead of getting a kiss either Smooth Criminal or Thriller's music video is recreated in-engine +Un-fucking-believably kino. Does this exist as a mod? +--- 636233087 +>>636232821 +He had a mind of his own. They had to shut it down. +--- 636233501 +>>636203763 +>Jesus gets killed for trying to save the world through positivity +>Michael Jackson gets killed by the same people because he also tried to save the world through positivity +--- 636233527 +>>636232821 +As far as I recall, it mostly came from MJ owning too much stock in Sony or something like that. He was truly becoming too influential. Poor bastard probably didn't even think much of it. +>tfw the biggest threat to the government was a black man +Life really does find a way. Racists be damned. Even though his skin turned pale, he was a black man at his core. Rest his soul. +His songs are still hit and miss though. +--- 636233980 +>>636231375 +The boring truth about his appearance according to a government investigation this was the official report + +>Burns - he used a great deal of what are called tissue expanders in his scalp, which are balloons that grow up — blow up the scalp. And then what they do is they try to cut out the scar. Because of his lupus the scar would always grow larger and larger. "When they were trying to repair that burned spot, he had a balloon under his scalp that was inflated. He let me feel it. It was a huge mound. As the skin got stretched, they cut it out that entire mound and stitched the scalp. + +>Surgery - in 1983, MJ had his second or third nose job, and it was also this year his first butterfly rash appeared. Dr Richard Strick was a doctor appointed by Tom Sneddon, After having reviewed those medical records, Dr Stick, who was working for the government, stated that the reasons MJ had so many nose jobs, were for reconstructive reasons due to the skin healing problems and scarring associated with discoid lupus. The fact he had surgery during his flare up destroyed that part of the skin on his nose. Lupus Patients are also advised to use prednisone which Michael did, this drug causes fat deposits on the side of your skull, giving you a round-faced appearance known as moon face. The first operation did not work out well at all, and all future operations were to repair the damage done on his nose, citing he was trying to look normal the best he could under the circumstances. + +>Skin - You have one choice where you can use certain drugs called (INAUDIBLE) and ultraviolet light treatments to try to make the white spots turn dark or — his became so severe, that the easier way is to use certain creams that will make the dark spots turn light so you can even out the pigments, otherwise he would have to wear heavy, heavy makeup on stage and couldn't go out in public without looking weird +--- 636234147 +>>636233980 +Here's a picture of his arms and legs without any makeup on. diff --git a/v/636171570.txt b/v/636171570.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8f3f100aa2fd4708b2489bc34c9d518d7ed18f31 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636171570.txt @@ -0,0 +1,787 @@ +----- +--- 636171570 +Deltarune thread between. There is a Deltarune thread between +--- 636171713 +Interesting +--- 636172505 +pick a schizo +--- 636172631 +>>636172505 +Marry Jevil +Ignore Spamton +Idk the others +--- 636172925 +>>636172505 +who are they and where can I find some info on them? I think I only recognize Rumiel +--- 636173126 +>>636172505 +Who the fuck are they? +--- 636173262 +Im just gonna spoil the big twist here + +A darkner brings the Roaring. Not the Knight or any other lightner. A darkner will absorb Dess' soul and use it to start the Roaring. +--- 636173282 +>>636172925 +>>636173126 +They came to me in a dream +--- 636174169 +look at how they massacred my girl +--- 636174534 +>>636174169 +She looks more like her object but I miss her old "broken" look +Hopefully, this is an alternate form like what Neo is to Spamton +--- 636174668 +>>636174534 +she got a complete redesign because she was apparently too similar to Spamtong. Now she's more inspired by lost media and creepypastas and has her own morning kids show. It's a decent change +--- 636174704 +Chapters 3-5 will come out on July 4th +--- 636175257 +>>636174704 +I hope so but at this point I doubt they will come out this year +--- 636175954 +>>636175257 +Even if he's wrong, my man it's only May, relax +--- 636175963 +>>636174704 +I wonder how big the next chapters are.I feel like Chapter 4 is going to be the shorter one akin to Chapter 1 while 5 might be the biggest. +I'm honestly expecting them to finishing Chapter 5 in mid 2024 +--- 636176036 +>>636174704 +screencap this, so this user will be BTFO +--- 636176252 +>>636171570 (OP) +Deltarune ending would be The End of Evangelion, but VIDYA! +> but muh persona 3 already did tha-ACK! +don't care +--- 636176487 +Last thread I had my most schizo theory so far, Genesis theory +>The survey program bit in the very beginning are the waters the Spirit of God moved upon +>The Light/Lightners/Lightworld were created, the Dark/Darkners/Darkworld were separated by the firmament of Heaven (the Angel's Heaven) +>The prophecy is a trick, I don't know by who but probably by Gaster, to "banish heaven" (remove the firmament) and merge the light and dark worlds +>Extending this further, if we go by the "Kris took the soul from the Vessel" theory, this could represent man taking the knowledge of good and evil (our SOUL lets us be good and a total prick at the same time with save files), resulting in suffering for Kris. Plus, Kris smells like and is associated with apples, and even though the fruit was a fig it's popularly seen as an apple. +>Kris has left Eden and is aware of the nature of his reality, and because of our wacky soul adventures knows death, time and time again if you suck at bullet hells. +--- 636177187 +>>636176487 +I feel like this could go somewhere. Maybe someone tempted Kris into grabbing our soul ? maybe Dess ? +--- 636178263 +I hope he goes back on bundling the new chapters together like chap2, the wait is hard, especially with how little we know about the games world and themes +--- 636178392 +>>636173282 +Hello Toby +--- 636178638 +Deltarune beach episode when? +--- 636178939 +>>636178263 +I dunno, time before last he mentioned working on it they were done with about a chapter and a half of stuff, and last news letter we got Chapter 3 was getting translated, assuming it's all still getting worked on in parallel it could be more done then you think +Or not. +--- 636178976 +In chapters 1 and 2 after you seal the fountain you got to see what the Light World room is like +In chapter 3, we already know what the Light world room/rooms is/are. It's your own home +--- 636179024 +Pick a knight +--- 636179117 +>>636179024 +Rouxls would be kino, papyrus is too easy +--- 636179532 +>>636177187 +This would also make Ralsei a literal Judas goat, since in a way he's the one that's been leading the party and the plot to the prophecy's conclusion. +--- 636180168 +Been playing as the hyper edgy Undertale genocide reference character in YOMI Hustle and it's so cool and will designed it's filled me with a need for more extremely edgy, bloody, angsty kitchen knife wielding characters. So I've been saving a bunch of Chara fanart to feed this urge +--- 636180204 +>>636179024 +father alvin because it's a jrpg and it means that it must have an obligatory "le religion is le bad" moment + +or toby can just be a hack and just make gaster/chara the knight and be done with it +--- 636180234 +https://soundcloud.com/cybodeltadump/telegon-v3 +--- 636180783 +>>636179024 +i really hope mayor holiday ends up looking something like that +--- 636181621 +>>636180783 +>>636179024 +everyone thinking mayor will just be older noelle but we all know what she really will look like +--- 636181752 +>>636174704 +how do you know? don't give me hope anon +--- 636182048 +>>636171570 (OP) +--- 636182903 +>>636174704 +Because every 4th of July the air crackles with "freedom?" +--- 636182981 +>>636172505 +Is that the noid? +--- 636183097 +>>636175257 +I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed. In the massive dark. +--- 636183161 +>>636178638 +>Susie with an Uzi and Kris with a Kriss (Vector) +I see what he did there. +--- 636183345 +>>636179024 +I think papyrus would be pretty good actually. It's like he finally joined the royal guard +--- 636183510 +>>636182903 +CARLOS! +--- 636183678 +>>636181621 +She finally got revenge on those kids for decorating her +--- 636184339 +>>636179532 +Then who is supposed to represent christ? +--- 636185087 +>>636184339 +Kris(t) +--- 636185880 +>>636179024 +>>636180204 +Alvin being the Knight wouldn't mean the game is "religion bad" +It's not Toby's style to have unsympathetic villains. The number one candidate for The Angel is Noelle who right now is the most important and fleshed-out character in the story after Kris. +Our main character Kris has done the same thing the Knight is doing, it's very unlikely the Knight's motivation for opening the fountains is literally just wanting to destroy the world like Ralsei says. +--- 636185953 +How should I compile like 40 1800x1000 images into one large compilation? Just vertical 1800x40000 cancer like pic related? Maybe horizontal? +--- 636186106 +>>636185953 +split horizontally +--- 636186140 +>>636185880 +I don't think Ralsei's ever said the Knight wants to destroy the world. He just said "too many fountains bad, muh balance", but I don't think he's ever actually addressed the topic of the Knight. I don't think anyone but King, Queen, Jevil and Spamton have. +--- 636186262 +>>636185953 +>How should I compile like 40 1800x1000 images into one large compilation? +You don't. I'm pretty sure the maximum dimensions of an image on 4chan is 10000px and I'm sure other sites have similar limits. +Split it up into ten groups of four. +--- 636186264 +>>636186140 +oh yeah, and Seam +it's kinda weird how only darkners ever seem to acknowledge the knight but neither ralsei nor susie ever do +--- 636186450 +>>636185953 +just resize them to be a bit smaller and split them into several strips sorted by chapters. Then put them next to eachother into a huge square of shitty schizo OCs +--- 636186741 +>>636186140 +Maybe nobody has directly speculated on the Knight's motive but Ralsei clearly spells out what the Knight's actions would cause. The Knight being described as "The Roaring Knight," by characters who don't even know what "the Roaring" is, suggests that it's a self-description or other characters believe that's what the Knight intends to achieve. + +>>636186264 +Susie talks about The Knight before you seal the Chapter 2 fountain on the normal route. +--- 636186896 +>>636186741 +I couldn't help but notice a stray orb of darkness fly out from the opening fountain +--- 636186963 +>>636186264 +susie does when you're about to seal the fountain in chapter 2 +--- 636187019 +>>636179024 +>papyrus +i feel undertale characters are unlikely to be tier-1 main characters +>mayor +highly likely +>dess +trapped in the code and so probably incapable of opening fountains in the light world +>rouxls +unlikely, i think it's more likely he'll end up being a schizoboss or something +>alvin +possible, and i think it's likely that toby wants us to think he's the knight, but i think overall he's a red herring + +of course there is the possibility that every fountain was opened by a different person +--- 636187209 +>>636186896 +I noticed it too and I thought it was just a particle glitch but maybe it's intentional? no one else has mentioned it +--- 636187297 +>>636179024 +>those deer girls +--- 636188245 +up +--- 636189419 +>>636185953 +ok figured it out I will remake or compress them to half the size and make the library 3600x7200 +--- 636189596 +>>636179024 +Kris? +--- 636190183 +>>636179024 +day one rouxl schizo, and im not fucking gonna stop now. +--- 636191126 +>>636186896 +>>636187209 +The particles have randomized movements, it doesn't mean anything at all. +>mfw we're so starved for content despite a status update, sweepstakes teasers, and two newsletters that we're trying to dissect the meaning of randomized particle trajectories. +--- 636191394 +These games are peak zoomer (probably younger but ofc nobody itt could possibly be under 18 nuh uh no way) and I'd hazard a guess to say most of you are on the spectrum, kthnxbai. +--- 636191560 +>>636182048 +Anon, where the FUCK did you find this? +--- 636191704 +>>636191394 +>ofc +>itt +>kthnxbai +Imagine calling others zoomer using this lingo kek +--- 636191826 +>>636191394 +>These games are peak zoomer (probably younger but ofc nobody itt could possibly be under 18 nuh uh no way) +Deltarune Chapter 1 came out almost five years ago +Older than a lot of newcancer on here +--- 636192047 +>>636191704 +Newfag. +>>636191826 +That somehow makes it not zoomer, you realize most people who play undertale are literally under 18? +--- 636192157 +>>636192047 +Most people who play video games are retarded niggers who are barely cognizant, and? +--- 636192380 +>has no gender, not mentioned +>tumblrfags argue over "Them" +>doesn't matter at all +people force their Wokeness onto vidya too much these days, especially trannies +--- 636192446 +>>636179024 +Definitely the mayor. Initially i thought it was Dess but it's definitely not her since she's in the game files, also would make sense narratively actually having Chapter 2 be proper build up for her +--- 636192489 +>>636192047 +The Undertale demo will be ten years old in two weeks + +>>636192380 +Hello newcancer >>636191826 +--- 636192509 +im convinced toby makes these threads +--- 636192857 +>>636192157 +Again, you're on the spectrum and projecting. +>retarded nigger +So literally Toby lmfao/roflmfao? I feel like this game gets free reign to be shilled because most people don't give a shit about it (and it is shill because there's 0 actual discussion here). I've never a met a fan of this pajeet shit skins work who isn't literally a child and/or is on the spectrum. +>>636192489 +>n-no cant be zoomer it's too old +Undertale is presumably even older and lauded by children. Most people who play this shit might've been toddlers when it launched but they're fans now. +>>636192509 +Probably wishful thinking in part from a Delatroon fan but not far from the truth. + +Ok ok actually kthnxbai you gormless retards. +--- 636192923 +>>636191704 +kthnxbai is zoomer speak? thats like 2000s internet speak. +--- 636192945 +>>636192509 +>>636192489 +Probably so, although he hasn't made a public statement on /v/ besides anons screenshot +--- 636193128 +>>636192857 +--- 636193183 +>>636192157 +>"retarded nigger" +Then why the fuck are you on a board about vidya anon? It seems like your an autist to me +--- 636193516 +>>636192489 +>ten years old +so the average age of undertales demographic +--- 636193532 +>>636192857 +>Again, you're on the spectrum +Probably, wouldn't know. Don't see why I should give a shit. +>and projecting +lol, look me in my virtual eye and tell me you believe the average video game player to be more than a drooling retard. +>>636193183 +Why would the average normalfag being braindead mean I shouldn't come to /v/? +--- 636193712 +Concept art. +--- 636193779 +>>636193712 +Does it saying "human" imply the name "Kris" came later, or something else? +--- 636193885 +>>636193779 +The name "Kris" was thought of way earlier than the concept artwork. This was done on purpose. +--- 636193926 +4R3 Y0U 3NJ0Y1NG TH3 5H0W, 4N0N? +--- 636194098 +>>636193797 +>stephen universe profile pic +fucking kek you can't make this shit up +--- 636194431 +>>636174169 +>>636179024 +>>636182048 +What did I miss? Where's all this info from? +--- 636194453 +>>636194098 +you should visit an eye doctor, anon +--- 636194509 +>>636194431 +It's literally all made up +--- 636194710 +>>636194098 +>stephen universe profile pic +What about it? +--- 636194754 +>>636194431 +First one is fanmade, second is just speculation and the mayor and Dess designs are fanmade, third is a shitpost. +--- 636194869 +>>636194453 +I dunno' how shitter works but that's a Stephen Universe profile pic in the replies/retweets/likes. Exactly the kind of fan you'd expect. +--- 636194981 +>>636179024 +The mayor opening dark worlds to find her daughter sounds badass. But I'm tempted by Alvin not having a portrait until he's revealed as an antagonist ala Persona 4 +--- 636195184 +>>636187019 +Why do people think Alvin is the knight? am i missing something? +--- 636195359 +>>636194869 +I didn't even notice the lineup of people that liked his post. +--- 636195383 +>>636191394 +--- 636195475 +>>636194754 +We don't know what Papyrus Deltarune looks like yet either + +>>636194869 +What are you, fucking fourteen? You could go on /co/ right now and probably find five Stephen Universe threads up right now. Why are you using a website that Stephen Universe fans like, huh? Are you a queer little baby? +Grow up, fucking retard. +--- 636195581 +>>636195383 +lol looks like toby +--- 636195756 +>>636195475 +>fourteen +No, nor am I autistic, probably why I'm not a fan of these games. Stay assblasted tho'. +--- 636195809 +Why have there been so many Deltarune threads lately? There’s a drought of content for the game. +--- 636195837 +>>636195383 +That's a very naughty monkey. It deserves some punishment +--- 636195937 +>>636195809 +It's fun to talk about +--- 636196121 +>>636194869 +What happens if you find SU fans with the same interests you have? +--- 636196173 +>>636195809 +It's hard to believe, but sometimes people like talking about video games on /v/ +--- 636196239 +>>636195937 +Not really. It’s the same speculation two years ago and some tumblr monkeys shilling their Spamton rip-off OC doughnut steels. +--- 636196367 +>>636195809 +Probably because of the drought. There's also a serious chance Toby might not be done with Chapters 3, 4 and 5 before Steam cuts off Windows 7 users, which is going to be an interesting situation +--- 636196495 +>>636172505 +i'm gonna fuck horse susie +--- 636196514 +My theory is that the next few chapters are already done, but Toby is just sitting on them watching as all the fucking insane schizos generate endless buzz about the game for him. +Seriously, I cannot think of another game that gets thread after thread after thread full of people dissecting every single fucking pixel of a DEMO looking for something to justify their insane fan theory. +--- 636196806 +>>636196514 +My game will be this +--- 636197040 +>>636196121 +If the hobby/media isn't already essentially for children or retards/autistics? +--- 636197621 +>>636196367 +>There's also a serious chance Toby might not be done with Chapters 3, 4 and 5 before Steam cuts off Windows 7 users +I don't know why anyone would be expecting Chapter 3-5 to be done within the year +--- 636197735 +>>636194431 +Ideas sparked from desperation. +--- 636197771 +>>636196239 +I agree the OCs are fucking stupid but i still enjoy discussing small details from the game +--- 636197830 +>>636196514 +not a demo but smash rosterfagging got pretty crazy +--- 636197906 +>>636196514 +toby is pretty open with his reports even if they happen twice a year, latest said chapter 3 is pretty much done, 4 is halfway and no known status on 5 since he didnt mention it +--- 636198174 +Why does Toby lie about the stats he gives enemies? the stats shown when you check, the stats shown in the recruits and the actual stats programed in the game are all diferent. Why can't he just show us the actual programed stats? +--- 636198909 +>>636198174 +because that wouldn't be funny +--- 636199151 +>>636193712 +so why does no one talk about the delta rune showing up in the sky during the apocalypse? +theorists seem to ignore the delta rune in general i feel +--- 636199242 +>>636179024 +Rouxls all day every day. +--- 636199315 +>>636195184 +this is the biggest schizo theory on the topic +https://www.tumblr.com/vgfm/693041237226373120/deltarune-theory-reappraising-father-alvin +--- 636199410 +>>636196367 +it's on itch.io too... +and it runs perfectly on proton +--- 636199713 +>>636197735 +>FUCKING STUPID DARKNERS LMAO GET FUCKED NERDS +How does he do it? +--- 636201361 +>>636199151 +People like to ignore the concept art for various reasons like how the knight there isn't even named Kris which caused a lot of speculation on their actual role given this little tidbit. +--- 636201807 +>>636198174 +The stats don't matter. There's more value in Toriel and Asgore appearing to have the same high stats than knowing Toriel isn't much stronger than a Froggit or that Asgore actually has -30 DEF. Mettaton having 255 DEF is funnier than his actual 999 DEF, and Mettaton NEO having 90 ATK and 10 DEF conveys more thematically and preserves the surprise that comes from him actually having -40000 DEF. +At the end of Genocide you get a broken weapon and armor that gives you 99 ATK and DEF, but it doesn't matter at all because the only enemy left only deals one damage and dies in one hit. Do you get it? +--- 636202041 +>>636191560 +On reddit lmao. +--- 636203819 +What happens if you fight mauswheel after killing tasque manager? +--- 636204184 +>>636198174 +Well, in the case of Rudin it's most liky the difference in WHEN your fighting them, since there's Chapter 1, and the Fight Dojo challenges +--- 636204581 +>>636172505 +Fixed that for you. +--- 636204746 +>>636204581 +Based +--- 636204836 +WELCOME [[OneForAll]]! 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WHO KNOWS WHAT ANSWER I WILL PULL RIGHT OUT OF MY [[@$$]] TODAY?! +--- 636205023 +>>636204836 +Susie goatse +--- 636205037 +>>636204836 +Will Kris ever score? +--- 636205091 +>>636180168 +I play Vixen and then people get mad at me because you can Shine through whiff cancels. +--- 636205102 +>>636204836 +Will I beco +--- 636205942 +>>636205037 +>Let's make a deal +I do not like where this is going +--- 636206742 +Okay so Deltarune takes place after Undertale right +You have references to Broken Jukeboxes by The Narration, The Heart turns Yellow, Gaster literally contacts us through Twitter after saying we've been after him + +Right so Sans being in Deltarune + +In Undertale Sans references ICE-E and giasfclfebrehber and has a poorly drawn picture of him with three people saying Don't Forget + +This implies that before the events of Undertale, Sans was in Deltarune. + +BUT Papyrus does not know what a Sun is +And the image seems to imply Both Sans and Papyrus came from some other 3rd unknown universe and are some sort of dimensional travelers + +Now + +If Papyrus and Sans are both from some unknown 3rd universe, and Deltarune indeed takes place after Undertale for the characters in the story, as it already does for The Player and Gaster + +Then Sans in Deltarune is Sans from Undertale. + +Because Deltarune is a mirror to Undertale, everyone that exists in one exists in the other. + +But since Sans is not originally from Undertale, as we know this already, there wouldn't be a duplicate of him in Deltarune. + +So. +Sans is pretending to not know anything in Deltarune. + +The Player's objective, as per Gaster's request, is to create a New Future in Deltarune. + +Gaster already knows the future, Three Heroes shows at the World's Edge to Banish the Angel's Heaven. But he does not want this to happen, he wants a New Future. + +Even Ralsei does not want this to happen, otherwise he wouldn't have a reason to stop Berdly from bringing fourth The Roaring, despite saying they should fullfill The Prophecy. + +So. +What is Sans doing in Deltarune? +I think Sans is trying to find out who The Knight is. +Gaster despite already knowing The Future and wanting to create a new one does not go after The Knight, despite The Knight being the catalyst to The Roaring. +I think that's because The Knight is unknown by Gaster. +The Knight being some weird entity that can avoid somehow Gaster and everyone else normally. +--- 636206857 +>>636204836 +Will the cowboy segment be cut from Chapter 3? +--- 636207351 +>>636206742 +>Deltarune takes place after Undertale + +Theory completely discarded. And flanderizing Sans into Gaster's fuckpuppet just ruins a character. +--- 636207508 +>>636207351 +How do you explain the direct references to Undertale like the broken Jukeboxes, Heart turning Yellow and the "long time no see" to Sans? + +You can explain away Gaster because he exists outside of Time and Space I can understand that. + +I'm not trying to say Sans is some weird puppet from Gaster, more like you know just regular ass assistant. +--- 636207870 +>>636207508 +not him, but it's literally because of (You). +deltarune's time relation to undertale IN-UNIVERSE is completely ambiguous as far as we know right now, but in (Our) time of course it's after undertale. +(You) = (You) +--- 636208202 +>>636207870 +Right, so basically what you're saying is that Deltarune takes place after Undertale for The Player and Gaster, but before Undertale for everyone else? + +I've considered this but I've discarted this line of thought because it's really weird and convoluted to actually happen in the game. + +Especially when you add in the fact of the image I posted that seems to imply Sans and Papyrus came from some advanced society and the fact that Papyrus does not know what the Sun is. + +And no I'll not accept Papyrus being an actual shut-in for explanation of him not not knowing what a Sun is. +To me that seems like someone who came from Somwhere Else that's always raining, with clouds always covering the Sun. +--- 636208783 +>>636206742 +it's almost universally agreed that if DR and UT are indeed related besides sharing the same characters, that DR happens before UT does +--- 636208853 +>>636208202 +i literally said the relation between DR and UT for the characters is ambiguous +also i said nothing about gaster +i was purely answering the question of "why are these undertale references here in the game" and that reason being because (You) have ostensibly played UT before DR +--- 636209202 +>>636208783 +Yes and I disagree with that idea. +Papyrus does not know what a Sun is and him being a shut-in was concept from way back in the game and it was scrapped, it actually never made it into the game. + +>>636208853 +Yes but there are three answers to that question. +Either DT takes place after UT, which makes most sense just generally. +Or it takes place before UT, which makes sense for Sans but not for anything else. +Or it takes place at the same time as UT which makes it confusing for everyone involved including Sans, especially given his whole "I can't go back home anymore" +--- 636209318 +>>636208202 +Original anon here. +You've gone completely schizo and started to misconstrue stories that Toby is telling about his actual real life with details about Undertale and Deltarune. The fact that this is all based on Toby talking about making shitty games with his brothers should be enough to just toss it out as trash. +--- 636209407 +>>636204836 +Will Mayor Holiday be hot? +--- 636209425 +>>636206742 +>Okay so Deltarune takes place after Undertale right +I feel pretty confident that Deltarune will not be a sequel in any meaningful sense. I don't think Toby would lie about Deltarune not changing anything about Undertale's ending. +If anything it's a sort of prequel, and Sans Undertale is actually Sans Deltarune. + +>>636208202 +It's possible that Sans came from Deltarune (or "somewhere else") without Papyrus. We haven't seen Papyrus in Deltarune (has he even been mentioned by name? I don't remember). +Papyrus in Undertale is definitely a monster, he turns to dust when he dies like any other. But Sans bleeds when he's stabbed, and we don't get to see what happens when he dies. +There are allusions to Sans have worked with other people on his "machine" and the time-space stuff, both in-game and from things Toby has said, but I don't think he was working with Papyrus. Papyrus seems completely ignorant of the time loops/resets and Sans seems to want to keep him that way (he doesn't warn him about Flowey for example, or you in Genocide). If he got anyone to try to help him fix the machine, it was probably Alphys, who is the person next most connected to Gaster and has an unexplained connection with Sans that isn't revealed until the True Pacifist ending. +--- 636209472 +>>636208202 +Deltarune is after Undertale for the Player and Sans, we don't know enough to know if it's before/after Undertale for Gaster (we've barely even talked to the guy), and for everyone else it's either completely separate or parallel. +--- 636209691 +>>636209202 +>Papyrus does not know what a Sun is and him being a shut-in was concept from way back in the game and it was scrapped, it actually never made it into the game. +what implies the papyrus from UT is the same from DR? we know sans is but he is probably the only one that made over, for all we know, sans' brother in DR isn't even papyrus +--- 636209852 +>>636209202 +They are not the same universe. For you, as the player, DR happens after UT, but they do not directly "lead" into each other. Undertale doesn't have some world-ending event that resets into Deltarune, and Deltarune won't have some world-ending event that resets into Undertale. They do not lead into each other. +--- 636210373 +>>636209472 +>we don't know enough to know if it's before/after Undertale for Gaster (we've barely even talked to the guy) +We don't know, but ENTRY NUMBER 17 seems to be directly relevant to Deltarune, multiple Goners in Undertale have appeared as normal monsters in Deltarune (including the Clam Girl who was specifically added to Undertale to promote Deltarune), and the very first thing hosted on Deltarune's website is a message summarizing The Legend in Wingdings titled "him.png" +Gaster being "scattered across time and space" and apparently being on at least the same meta level as (You) probably means it doesn't really matter to him, even if he originated from Undertale's world. +--- 636210773 +Undertale and Deltarune doesn't lead into one another and only You and Gaster appears in both so far. Its possible sans is in the same boat. Deltarune expects You to have played Undertale first. +--- 636211085 +>>636209425 +When I say Deltarune takes place after Undertale I don't mean it's a sequel to it, just that the events that happen in Deltarune take place after the events of Undertale. + +It is it's own universe and will not do anything to Undertale BUT we have characters like Gaster showing up FROM Undertale, after the events of it's story. +I hope you can understand what I mean by that, it takes place after but like it's own thing. + +As for Papyrus and Sans, Papyrus has the tendency to change how he acts depending on who's around. And he knows a lot more about things than people give him credit for, he's not innocent. + +But I'm not saying Papyrus has ever worked with Sans regarding anything sciency. + +What I think is that Papyrus is trying to make the best of his situation being stuck in the Underground while Sans keeps trying to find a way back home, well until he gives up. +Also regarding Sans's death in Undertale after his battle the actual Kill Count does not go up. +Some people may argue that's because Chara actually killed him instead of The Player though but that is something to make note. + +Regarding The Machine by the time Sans and Papyrus first came to the Underground Gaster was probably not-shattered across Time and Space and for some time Sans probably worked with him and it wouldn't be a stretch to say that Gaster tried to fix the machine but failed. +Hell you can even speculate based on the naming that Gaster is also not originally from Undertale and also from whatever place Sans and Papyrus came from and he was also stuck in the Underground. + +>>636209472 +Gaster exists outside of time to that's whatever. + +>>636209691 +For now it's likely there isn't even a Papyrus on Deltarune. +IF the Brothers are working with Gaster to help save Deltarune from the supposed bad future I can see Papyrus showing up with someone or something from Undertale to save the day. Like a Trump card or something. + +>>636209852 +Yes I agree with you, they're not the same universes. +--- 636211353 +>>636210373 +There's also the fact that the Gaster followers from UT when shown up in DT are all a little bit odd. + +One of them talks about reading books upstairs despite being on the second floor and he stops Kris from reading all the books in the Library regarding SOUL and Humans. + +Another one is responsible for the Road accident on Chapter 2 locking the path from anywhere except the Library. + +Clam Guy looks like Clam Girl from the outside too which is odd, like a bug. + +Wouldn't be completely unreasonable to think that the Gaster Followers on DT are working for Gaster in some really light vague way +--- 636211520 +>>636210373 +Some of those goners were also in Undertale as normal monsters. I wonder what that could mean +--- 636211648 +>>636171570 (OP) +Go back to your containment thread +>>>/vg/utg/ +--- 636211715 +>>636211520 +Well Gaster was shattered across Time and Space and so were his followers - they could in this case be their literal followers into whatever Machine Gaster fell into. + +So they are also shattered across Time and Space, with specific Fun Values representing specific Timelines / Realities were you can happen to stumble on them +--- 636211757 +>>636211648 +Why do /v/ users hate it when people discuss video games? +--- 636212086 +>>636211757 +They know that if people have fun discussing video games they'll become less tolerant of e-celeb and twitter outrage garbage. Same reason they try to stomp out OC and drive away artists, because again, enjoying good OC will lessen tolerance for low-effort meme template garbage. +--- 636212256 +new schizo theory fresh out the oven +--- 636212485 +>>636212256 +The Roaring and the Angel's Heaven are probably polar opposite cataclysms, the question is whether one, both, or none will happen, and whether it will depend on your playthrough choices. +--- 636212697 +>>636212485 +Angel's Heaven looks like a Light Fountain that got made when The Roaring made the world full of Dark Fountains. +--- 636214174 +>>636174704 +>>636175963 +I'm very much expecting a very short chapter somewhere like Chapter 6 of Mother 3 +--- 636214773 +I've put all my schizo coin in Woody Theory +--- 636214997 +>>636194098 +fans of one thing are fans of le... another thing!!! +--- 636215002 +>>636212256 +Small detail but the dark fountains are also bright and make people cast shadows. Mind you they look completely different during the King and Queen fights from when you seal them so i don't know what's going on with that +--- 636215123 +>>636212256 +>>636215002 +can be seen here >>636186963 +--- 636215906 +>>636214773 +What is woody theory, is it just these things are all alive when people aren't present? +--- 636216210 +>>636215906 +not him, but afaik it's basically just +>toby announced on the newsletter that the cowboy segment that was teased for chapter 3 is "cancelled" +>people looked back to random shitposts toby did in the past, and found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0PgRC2BF6c [Embed] +>??? +>ch3 schizoboss is gonna be a bootleg woody with a <<FRIEND INSIDE ME>> +--- 636216262 +>>636215906 +This video explains it +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3elKPeqLsY [Embed] + +But tl;dr +>chapter 3 schizo boss is a cowboy with a voicebox inside them speaking for them +>like how we speak for Kris +>based on the 'cowboy show is cancelled' from the newsletter +>as in a cowboy darkner had thier show cancelled +>FRIEND INSIDE ME by Toby Fox +--- 636216538 +>>636212256 +>>636212485 +I wonder if the angel will get a prefix like the "roaring" knight +--- 636216756 +>>636216538 +Christmas Angel +Krismas Angel +--- 636217194 +>>636215002 +i have already updated the theory to address this +--- 636219401 +pls dont die +--- 636219750 +>>636219401 +then post your theory so people can discuss it, it's all we have left until toby shows something new +--- 636220207 +>>636214997 +>one autistic fanbase overlaps to another autistic fanbase +Yes. +--- 636221073 +Schizo facts: It's entirly possible the whole "angel" thing can also be a reference to Phantom of the Opera + +Kris is a yellow-skinned pianist with a hidden dark side (this is similar to the Phantom's description in the novels, even if the opera version is more well known), it's entirly possible the Angel will be the "angel of music" which is a term used for Christine, but it's ALSO it's own song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogwF33e_O_I [Embed] + +And the lyrics are interesting if you wan to invest in the schizo theory, since it is essentially Cristine's friend being confused over how she's suddenly changed and trying to find out who the mystery man teaching her is, wondering if she's been dreaming because her answers don't make sense + +I'm actualy unsure if Noelle actually HAS some musical talent going for her though - the red guitar is assosiated with Dess, we know Kris went to Noelle's house to play the piano, but NOWHERE is it stated that Noelle herself has ANY musical ability... but given we have a guitarist and pianist, it's highly likely Noelle would be a singer or part of the church choir since then you'd have enough for a small band between the 3 of them (it also parallels the current deltarune hero group, since Ralsei is the singer and Susie's theme is always with a guitar of some kind) +--- 636221409 +>>636221073 +would that make kris the human, noelle the monster and dess the "prince" of the dark? +--- 636221608 +>>636219750 +Underground is a Dark World that the Hometown becomes after Roaring. That's why Gaster wants to create a "new future" with (you). That's why you can save in the Underground, just like you can only save in Dark Worlds. +--- 636221793 +>>636212256 +Weird Route uses Noelle to ice the Fun Gang and start the Angel's Heaven. +Normal Route uses the Roaring to stop the Angel's Heaven from happening +and with only one ending, neither of these are the end. +--- 636222070 +>>636180168 +>>636205091 +Moonwalk over all of em. +--- 636222247 +>>636182048 +can Land of Confusion fit anywhere in this +--- 636223127 +>>636211085 +That book has a very good looking cover. +--- 636223852 +>>636195184 +you aren't +it's in a deltarune fan's nature to drool on all the puzzle pieces until they become soggy enough that they can stick them together no matter what shape they were before +--- 636225369 +>>636221608 +that's a somewhat old theory but no one has debunked it yet, and would fit with the whole suzy thing +--- 636225589 +>>636216210 +>>636216262 +Interesting theory and I remember stumbling upon that friend inside me thing ages ago. But idk if he'd really do anything that much like that, while there'll obviously be a cowboy part somehow (come on the yellow heart was associated with a toy revolver), idk making the story and character too similar to Woody risks a visit from Mr Mouse and his lawyers. + +The cowboy stuff might just be a simple reference to 1960s cowboy shows and those being something no one watches or makes anymore, like a lot of things in deltarune that are "le thing from past remember?" + +I'm glad someone in the comments mentions Mike Teavee though because I felt like a fucking loon trying to explain that to people when DR2 came out, all of whom had somehow entirely forgotten about Willy Wonka despite it being mandatory watching as a kid +--- 636225749 +>>636193779 +It's possible that it was intended to not be revealed until late in the game. +Like Frisk, or The Fallen Human +--- 636226017 +>>636225589 +Since the yellow soul was already used for Spamton. Do you think the different color souls will be used for more than a single boss? i hope so because they are very fun (tho it would be very strange to introduce them with a super hard boss) +--- 636226375 +>>636225749 +Given that the script was written over a decade ago, I doubt it. Kris' identity is always going to be the first thing people know in Deltarune. +--- 636226774 +>>636226017 +Forgot about that, idk Undertale did the blue/orange thing in multiple boss battles which you could say is meant to be the light blue/orange heart as we never actually controlled those +--- 636227157 +>>636226375 +The script was also written before he made Undertale and already did that. +--- 636227759 +>>636222247 +Deltarune is a creation of Gaster, hence he is clearly a stand-in for Ronald Reagan having a nightmare +--- 636229467 +Well? +--- 636229616 +>>636229467 +That smiling Ralsei sprite is so ugly +--- 636229694 +always remember +--- 636230215 +>>636229616 +would be better with the hat on +--- 636230276 +>>636230215 +Hat Ralsei is objectively the superior design. Even his expressions were funnier +--- 636230684 +>>636230276 +I liked that the scarf acted like an arm +--- 636230894 +>>636230684 +That too, I don't know why Toby decided downgrading his design was a good idea +--- 636231560 +I want to see dark word Temmie +--- 636232434 +I want to sex dark word Temmie +--- 636233289 +kris calling susie diff --git a/v/636178248.txt b/v/636178248.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d4b47afc720ccc3eaad8520d968456d7a360eaea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636178248.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1577 @@ +----- +--- 636178248 +What went so right? +--- 636178423 +Slut and faggot get raped season returns +--- 636178517 +gameplay did +character designs did not +--- 636178867 +>>636178248 (OP) +Rising from a thousand years ago. +--- 636178991 +>>636178248 (OP) +Just about nothing +--- 636179103 +>>636178248 (OP) +Anna +--- 636179129 +>>636178248 (OP) +Chloé +--- 636179252 +Absolutely nothing even the gameplay fags are coping every single map plays out the same +--- 636179607 +>>636178517 +Chessplayerschads, we won +--- 636180176 +>>636179252 +> t. 3Hfag who hasn't booted up the game since 2020 but still likes to shill it on /v/ +--- 636180358 +>>636178248 (OP) +I wanna fuck this bitch while she burns a whole village of bandits and their families +--- 636180943 +It is incredible how hard this game was forgotten despite not being half a year old +--- 636181336 +>>636178517 +>Make the girliest design into a boy +It's the Japanese special. +--- 636182397 +>>636180943 +>threads every day +>forgotten +--- 636182570 +>>636178248 (OP) +The fact that I want to replay it. +--- 636182894 +>>636178248 (OP) +everything went right +it's a great game +but how can they top emblem summons in later games? they can't redo the mechanic +--- 636182956 +>>636178517 +Character designs are fantastic though, they filter all the normalfags out. +--- 636183027 +>>636180358 +That's completely understandable, assuming you also want her to look at you with disgust while it's happening. +--- 636183035 +>*is useless and stupid* +--- 636183195 +>>636183035 +Hey, Lapis is not Stupid, she taught Goldmary how to murder bears! +--- 636183485 +>>636183195 +God I just wanna squeeze this bimbo's waist +--- 636183529 +I love him. +--- 636183639 +>>636183195 +Built for breastfeeding +--- 636183814 +>>636178517 +There's only like 3 or 4 designs that feel too tacky, so I don't get this complaint. +--- 636183893 +>>636183814 +Most people who make the complaint didn't look past Alear. +--- 636184298 +>>636182397 +Most threads I see barely live past 200 post and even less if you discard people just posting waifu with nothing else +--- 636184589 +>>636184298 +Don't forget the people making fun of the mentally ill people who refuse to embrace their buyers remorse and recognize the dogshit of game it is. +--- 636184845 +>>636184589 +I don’t know about you but I had fun with it. I can actually stomach a replay because there’s no monastery. +--- 636184915 +>>636183893 +alear, dumb as is may look, is not even the worst offender +now that george foremann grill headgear, holy shit what the fuck were they thinking +--- 636184981 +>>636178248 (OP) +It made the 3H babies avoid the game like the black plague, which might've worked a bit too well +--- 636185118 +>>636184915 +I feel like that thing was supposed to have a veil over it or something but the wussed out on covering Ivy up like that. +--- 636185135 +>>636184589 +>3hrtfag +--- 636185356 +>>636184981 +We will know in 4 days I believe since the Nintendo financial report is on the 8th +--- 636186026 +>>636182894 +Bring back rescue +--- 636186039 +>>636184981 +That's a good thing. People bitched about this series turning into a waifu sim, so Engage does the complete opposite. +--- 636186175 +>>636184845 +Check out the no monastery mod +Still worse than Engage, but makes 3H actually tolerable to replay +--- 636186235 +Personally I'm glad it sold 5 copies overall, I feel more comfortable playing games that are sort of niche +--- 636186305 +>>636182894 +They can if they wanted. Just don't use past characters and use generic fallen spirits from in-game classes. Like summoning a bunch of Pegasi Knights spirits and have them use Triangle Attack. +--- 636186405 +>>636186235 +3H will never be a true fire emblem game +Your game's popularity is predicated upon the fact that it attracted the jrpg audience who will most likely never give future fire emblem games a try +--- 636186712 +>>636186405 +>your game +??? I never even finished TH, I was being genuine. I miss when FE was more niche and fucking normies stayed out of it, and Engage is a step in the right direction. +--- 636186819 +Its clear this is just one person desperately trying to convince people that Engage is good and 3H is shit, all these threads are the same lmao +--- 636186889 +>>636186819 +Alright engagebros, let's prove that we're not one guy + +Engage > 3H +--- 636187147 +>>636186889 +How about you don't "Engage" with 3Hrtfags and catch their brainrot. +--- 636187272 +>>636186712 +When did you quit playing 3H? + +I personally quit my own playthrough after rescuing Flayn, and only got enough motivation to get Byleth's unique class when Hopes was coming. +--- 636187313 +>>636178248 (OP) +The game that exposed the Fire Emblem fanbase as gameplay hating cucks. +--- 636187359 +>>636185135 +Says the tr00nado +--- 636187373 +>>636187272 +Like 15 or 16 chapters into Golden Deer, the monastery shit just got to be too much and I didn't feel I could just skip it and coast even though the maps were just getting easier and easier +--- 636187380 +>3H vs Engage is still a thing +This is how you don’t let the threads die huh? +--- 636187419 +>>636178248 (OP) +>What went so right? +besides the gameplay nothing. +--- 636187467 +>>636186889 +I agree, but the SP system sucks ass and engage attacks are so OP they had to make all of the enemies tanky as fuck for there to be any difficulty. +--- 636187476 +>>636187380 + 3h > engage +--- 636187540 +>>636187313 +More like it exposed the 3H fanbase as hangers-on that would not continue into newer Fire Emblems. +>>636187373 +Nice. You lasted longer than me, that's for sure. I just couldn't stomach the grind at some point, and was procrastinating somewhere around Chapter 3 or 4, taking months to even complete a chapter. +--- 636187649 +>>636187380 +The only FE threads I’ve seen reach the bump limit are the ones where people are arguing over which game sold less and which game is a “Persona clone”. The fact is FE is fucking dead until the next (official) announcement +--- 636187707 +>>636187380 +The threads would die without the banter; waifufaggotry can only take you so far... At least Engays can retort with "muh gaemplay". +--- 636187791 +>>636187649 +And after the next game releases it's going to be the same exact shit we see now. +--- 636187923 +>>636187540 +>More like it exposed the 3H fanbase as hangers-on that would not continue into newer Fire Emblems. + +Yeah, you should consume the goyslop, no questions asked. +--- 636188205 +>>636187540 +>taking months to even complete a chapter. +You just sound bad at video games, the hub world was a slog but when you boil it down it was just doing 5 or so events that last a few seconds then move on the next free day. And I even just decided to force move to the next day when I don’t need to do anything. +--- 636188280 +>>636188205 +Not if you're autistic and feel a need to get all of the blue shinies. +--- 636188409 +>>636187923 +>the fire emblem with the best gameplay in a while is goyslop +This is why I hate 3Hfags so much +--- 636188582 +Engage is pretty unique to me in that, out of all the Fire Emblem games, I can point to it and say "Yep that's a good game" and then move on with shit. I feel like with so many FE games, even the ones I fucking like a lot, there's some serious BS here and there where I feel the need to point to it and say "Okay THIS part works but THIS part doesn't." But Engage is just, like, good shit from start to finish. + +It's so weird too cause the game has SUCH a retarded premise, but the devs making it actually fucking gave a shit about delivering a quality product and it somehow actually fucking worked. It's like the guys at the top making all the overarching decisions were a bunch of monkies, but they had actual competent people working for them that somehow made their retarded idea into a good fucking game. Even the story (Which I wouldn't call good exactly) is so straightforward and utilitarian that it just gets a shrug from me that doesn't drag down the overall experience. + +With most FE games I love some parts, but strongly dislike other parts. But with Engage I just, like, felt good playing it. It's not a game where I'd go all "YOOOO THIS GAME CHANGED MY LIFE" or whatever. It's a game that I'd play, say "Yep that was a good fucking videogame" and then move on. + +If I had to bitch about anything with Engage, it's that it falls into the longstanding FE problem where it has a cast of charming and charismatic characters, but doesn't do shit with them in the main storyline. Sucks but that's how it is with FE + +All in all Engage is probably peak FE +--- 636188690 +>>636188280 +That’s a (You) problem +--- 636188737 +>>636178248 (OP) +I want to repopulate the world with dragons. Nel will assist me. +--- 636188757 +>>636188409 +It could very well be a shit covered diamond; people with common sense dig their hand in a turd hoping to find a jewel. +--- 636188801 +>>636188737 +--- 636188868 +>>636187923 +I regret purchasing 3H, yeah. +>>636188205 +Nah. If I had the motivation, I would have finished it no problem. 3H is simply boring period. Monastery is a fucking slog. And the maps/battles AKA the core Fire Emblem mechanics are even worse. It's like playing a slightly better version of Echoes maps and battles, and those are the worst things I've ever brought myself to go through. +--- 636188957 +>>636178248 (OP) +Why she look like Baelz? +--- 636189027 +>>636188957 +Same artist. +--- 636189031 +>>636188582 +Do you have one with TLOU2? +--- 636189128 +>>636188801 +DLC storyline unironically had better voice acting and more SOVL than the main story. I was pleasantly surprised, Nel is by far best girl. + +She's also the best avoidance tank in the game when paired up with Marth. I use her and Anna to farm gold in madness. +--- 636189130 +>>636188868 +>3H is simply boring period. +I heavily disagree, if it was motivation that’s a different thing, it just sounded dumb that you took a month to finish one single chapter when the next maps can be unlocked in like 5 minutes. Also Echoes doesn’t have the worst gameplay when 4 and Gaiden exist +--- 636189337 +>>636178248 (OP) +It successfully killed all the interest and good will the series had before, so i guess congrats? Hope that pivot to marketing to children paid out for them lmao +--- 636189385 +>>636189128 +Glad you enjoyed it anon. Nel is cute. +--- 636189687 +>>636189337 +It was IS' Bud Light moment before Bud Light. +--- 636189776 +>>636189337 +Good. FE was better when it was niche +--- 636189808 +Edeltard fags should be permabanned +--- 636189886 +>>636189687 +Why are you talking about bud light +--- 636189919 +>>636189130 +I'll put it like this: I don't want to do the monastery sections. I don't want to do the battle sections. I don't want to interact with the characters. I'm not interested in seeing the rest of it's story or lore. I don't want to go back to Three Houses. Everything about it, from it's pacing to is so boring and so off-putting that I don't want to interact with it, period. There is something about this game that simply makes me want to put it down, and play something else. + +Contrast Awakening, Fates, Engage, Sacred Stones, or even Blazing Sword, where I always get the urge to go back and play it again, maybe even get the urge to start a new file. Every other FE I've ever played (except Echoes) have had an addicting experience, whether it be how I distribute the finite experience I have to whatever characters I like, or because the grind is actually addicting. Three Houses does not give that rush. That is an immense failure on it's end for me. +--- 636189930 +>>636186305 +I guess that could work, sort of like a hybrid between gambit and engage but it doesn't have the same impact as summoning sigurd and skewering a bunch of enemies +--- 636190108 +>>636189919 +okay +--- 636190170 +>>636189919 +>Contrast Awakening, Fates, Engage, Sacred Stones, or even Blazing Sword, where I always get the urge to go back and play it again, maybe even get the urge to start a new file. +Yeah this encompasses my thoughts exactly. I don't hate 3H's I enjoyed playing through the four routes (I didn't do the DLC) but I have never felt like going back and replaying the game after I saw everything. + +I still go back to Fates from time to time and play a new campaign. It's one of the reason I have my DS plugged in so the battery doesn't corrode. +--- 636190313 +>>636188690 +Hey man, they're the ones who decided to put something as valuable as professor XP and seeds in there. Half of the fun of these games is optimizing the progress, if they deliberately make that part tedious then that's going to put off a decent chunk of people. +--- 636190669 +>>636189031 +Nah. Believe it or not, I typed all of that shit myself just now. I care about FE more than most people do so I have a lot to say about these games. + +If I had to compare 3H to Engage (Cause that's all that people do), 3H just isn't a consistent experience. In terms of quality from start to finish, it rises, falls, and then does a loopty-loop before landing on a flips that SORTA works but sorta doesn't at the same time. It has a lot of good ideas both in gameplay and story. In practice, while the execution isn't BAD, it also doesn't really live up to its potential either. Crests for example SOUND like a great idea to do something similar to holy blood in Genealogy of the Holy War. But in practice they just feel super negligable. In story, while there is definitely some good shit there, I feel like it isn't really as good as it could've been even in its best moments + +Engage, on the other hand, is built on completely retarded ideas. But it COMPLETELY lives up to those ideas' potential. It's a way better game than it has any right to be. + +When I beat 3H I had a bunch of messy complicated feelings about it and I would get into discussions about it to try to separate the good from the bad in my head. But when I beat Engage, I had the simple, uncomplicated feeling of "Yep that was a good videogame" +--- 636190758 +>>636190669 +Based +--- 636190846 +>>636190313 +I just see it as the same way if people say Persona games are tedious when you try to max all the social links and yeah it’s tedious optimizing everything, just do what you want, the games aren’t hard at all. +--- 636191091 +>>636190846 +But I actually have fun maxing out all the social links. +--- 636191131 +>>636190669 +I know its basically a meme at this point but I still believe it's valid criticism. The problem with 3H is that it is a VN first, a game second and a FE game as an afterthought. I like the game, I put about 150 hours into it. I do not regret buying it but it is simply not a good FE game. As much shit as Awakening and Fates got those were closer to the franchise than 3H. + +All that said I would not mind if they made another game in the vein of 3H while fixing all of the issues you mentioned. I just don't think it should be considered mainline game but rather a spinoff a better spinoff than those warriors games. +--- 636191240 +>>636190846 +At least the activities in Persona range from fun to okay. Most of the activities outside of combat in nuFE games are incredibly boring and poorly designed. +--- 636191243 +>>636191091 +Damn I wish I was like you, I’m doing a max link of P4G for the trophy and following the guide to not miss anything is boring. +--- 636191410 +>>636191243 +It's been a while since I played a Persona game but iirc they aren't really designed with the player completeting all the social links on the first playthrough. NG+ lets you carry over all the skills you earn in the first playthrough making it easier to casually max all your social links faster. Usually it took me one or two playthroughs to get everything without using guides (except to see what trophies I was missing). +--- 636191437 +>>636191131 +Quite honestly, this makes me think about how people love Persona and hate TMS #FE, but TMS #FE is probably the only ATLUS game I've bought which I've actually finished. Didn't even get out of earlygame for Persona 4, but I beat Medeus and got the President Itsuki ending, and still loved it enough to go for a Lunatic run. + +It may just be that Persona elements just simply doesn't jive with me. +--- 636191663 +>>636191410 +Oh hell yeah NG+ would make this easier, the attributes are a bitch to max and the fact that some responses are locked if you don’t have high enough courage for example it’s a bitch. But I just didn’t feel like playing two runs of P4 back to back. +--- 636191801 +>>636191240 +I think it's dumb that they try to include all this activity shit in FE now. We're a fucking army, why are we spending our time in a pool or a sauna? Activities should be limited to what an army does at the barracks (so talking to your fellow soldiers and eating with them is fine, you can keep that). Speaking of barracks, stop making some stupid magical castle that the party teleports to between battle. Just have a camp that moves around. You can do so much with it, like changing the setting based on where we are. It'd be cool to have one camp in the rain and the next in the snow. +--- 636191839 +>>636191437 +>It may just be that Persona elements just simply doesn't jive with me. +Yeah, that's pretty normal. I know people who refuse to play those games simply because they don't like the social links and activities part of the game. I've been playing Persona since 3 and while I do enjoy the games I don't really go back to play them again after finishing everything. I still go back and play FE games form time to time because the mechanics of those games keep me interested. I like taking units that are absolute dogshit and trying to work them into something serviceable or actually good. I don't really get that from fusing demons in Persona. Curiously I did get that itch playing SMTIV. I put hundreds of hours into that game. +--- 636192081 +>>636191801 +>It'd be cool to have one camp in the rain and the next in the snow. +Yeah that would be much more interesting than the current trend of flying castles. They should get some pointers from the guys that design mini games in Mario Party. How the fuck is a game published by Nintendo have such shitty mini games. The fishing one in engage was so shitty. It made Trails of Cold Steel fishing feel exciting by comparison. +--- 636192173 +>>636191839 +>I don't really get that from fusing demons in Persona. +Because they’re not comparable at all, you’re always supposed to fuse your demons until you get endgame demons that’s when you build them. Unless you do something like and Izanagi only run where you keep using him and making him stronger. +--- 636192257 +>>636191839 +It's kind of funny to me, because I have no problems with supports or other out-of-battle activities in Fire Emblem, but Three Houses may just have the most boring ones of the bunch. Wyvern Ride and Fishing in Engage for example feels pretty good and engaging compared to Teatime, Sauna, and Fishing in Three Houses. +--- 636192314 +>>636186039 +The problem is that if Engage underperforms big time compared to 3H, then it's likely IS will take that feedback into account for when they work on a next new non-remake FE game and do something more similar to 3H than Engage. And this is important for 2 reasons: + +1. Engage was developed right next to 3H and with each dev team being aware of what the other was doing. +2. Engage was developed with the idea of being "Awakening 2" AKA to lure new fans. +3. Engage is IS' baby. This is the game they've been busy working on ever since 2017 while KT worked on 3H. +--- 636192538 +>>636192257 +Opposite for me, I preferred the activities that only took 5 seconds to complete, I got bored of Wyvern Ride after the third try. I liked fishing in both since it’s just fishing +--- 636192705 +>>636192173 +>Because they’re not comparable at all, you’re always supposed to fuse your demons until you get endgame demons that’s when you build them. +Yeah this is what I mean and to get those demons you have to slog through social links often times requiring multiple runs. Its not really as mutable of a game design as FE units and their skill inheritance system. Especially with Awakening and Fates having children units. +--- 636192790 +>new battle outfits mod adds Tiki costume +Based +Reminder that the only reason why Engage sold like shit is because you have zero (0) ((Nils)) reason to actually buy the game over pirating it + +Piratechads, we just keep on fucking winning +--- 636192846 +>>636192538 +That's fine. I don't always do all activities when I return to Somniel either since it doesn't feel like I need to. But when I want to do Wyvern Ride, I do Wyvern Ride since I find it a fun and engaging timewaster. +--- 636192891 +>>636192314 +If the leaks are true Engage was a finished game almost 2 years ago and Nintendo held it back. +--- 636192975 +>>636190669 +I can understand how you feel about Engage then, it cannot be denied that 3H had very good ideas, potential and presentation that it failed to deliver a 100% satisfactorily. It's a good but flawed game. + +But Engage, as you pointed out, it's plain stupid but (it can be argued) fully executed. The presentation was godawful with the vtuber and baby colors aesthetic, that was enough to deter most. Also let's not forget the uninspiring soundtrack and the script that was a mess even before NTH set their claws on it. The Emblem shit, though decently executed, its utter stupidity in premise compared to the Crests that left much to be desired. Maybe time will be on your side, friend, and Engage would be that niche hidden gem when de dust settles; but if this is the direction FE is going many are not coming back. +--- 636193000 +>>636192891 +Outright confirmed true now. +--- 636193027 +>>636192790 +Post more mods +--- 636193067 +>>636192314 +For better or for worse 3H is the definitive FE game in the eyes of the general market. But either way, Engage still is what it is so I'm too worried about how well it does financially +--- 636193086 +>>636192891 +Been confirmed for a while now +--- 636193105 +>>636193027 +Have Ivy booba +--- 636193196 +>>636193027 +--- 636193278 +>>636193105 +>>636193196 +holy based, I might just pirate it after all, was planning to get the game after finishing my current backlog. +--- 636193543 +>>636193000 +>>636193086 +So what exactly was their master plan because this game didn't really get a lot of marketing either it came and went like a fart in the wind. Shame because its a fun game. +--- 636193634 +>>636192975 +I agree, my take is ironically it’s like Persona, nobody really cares about the gameplay in Persona the mass appeal is the characters and stuff like Social Links, I do blame 3H for sort of baiting the people since now they think FE should be like 3H going forward. Which is why I think Three Houses Golden might even come in the future. +--- 636193734 +>>636178248 (OP) +The boss fights. The issue in the past with Fire Emblem games is that the bosses follow the same rules as the player. They're the same type of units with the same stats. This means you can either make them have parity with the player and they're able to be beaten by one strong party member, or you can jack up their stats so they're invincible and basically unbeatable. The winning strategy was always to min/max your lord and feed them everything until they became a unit that could solo maps while taking no damage. The Revival Stone system fixed this. Because overkill damage doesn't spill over into the next health bar, you need multiple characters that can attack a boss for meaningful damage. +>hold it, why not just do all three kills with your lord +Because of part two of the design change; when bosses they summon a bunch of reinforcements. You'll be so overwhelmed by them that if you don't kill a boss the turn you engage it, once the enemy turn happens, your lord and the rest of your army are overwhelmed and eliminated. You need to position your army to move in and burst down a boss multiple times in one turn before they can react. You need to actually employ full army strategy and us things like your Dancer or Byleth's Engage skill to give your characters more actions. You need to give your characters Canter so they can reposition correctly after attacking so as to not block the boss. +--- 636193894 +>>636193543 +Most likely, they are not counting on it having sales even close to 3H's gastronomical sales because, as you said, they didn't market the shit out of it. They just wanted to make a game that wasn't 3H. +>>636193734 +The Resurrection Stones making the bosses actually feel like bosses is such a genius gameplay mechanic. +--- 636194059 +>>636193543 +Release Three Houses in 2018, something called "iron18" in 2019, and then Engage in 2020 just right for the 30th anniversary. + +3H was delayed twice 'cause it wasn't ready, so step 1 failed. + +"iron18" is still MIA and we don't know if they resumed work on it after Engage's development finished or if it was cancelled internally like FE Wii so there's that for step 2 + +Engage got hit by COVID hard so development wrapped up by 2021 instead. Then 3 Hopes happened so to not steal that game's spotlight, that came out first (also because 3H just doesn't stop selling somehow), which lead to step 3 being a failure too +--- 636194242 +>>636194059 +I wonder how IS feels about all this, seems like they got screwed over by 3H doing way better than they ever anticipated +--- 636194282 +>>636193543 +They delayed it because of covid and then they realized 3H would have destroyed it so they waited even longer for the hype to die +--- 636194320 +The fact that according to the devs the emblem system is an "improved" child unit system is very bizarre to me + +yes,in the roughest terms they're both "choose two units to put together to obtain gameplay bonuses" but they're really not the same shit at all +--- 636194334 +Love the game! +--- 636194337 +>>636193894 +>Most likely, they are not counting on it having sales even close to 3H's gastronomical sales because +Huh? I don’t follow sales for games but I clearly remember during the time of the games release people said it outsold 3H and it was used in that 3H vs Engage shitposting, what’s with the flip? +--- 636194456 +>>636178248 (OP) +Why'd it flop? +--- 636194597 +>>636194337 +what you're refering to are the COMG numbers which track preorders in Japan. Engage had bigger numbers than 3H in terms of preorder, but sales fell of much quicker in comparison +--- 636194618 +>>636194337 +I'm pretty sure people only said that because, even with no proofm it'd make 3Htroons seethe. + +And they weren't wrong. +--- 636194712 +>>636178248 (OP) +Wrong? + +>T. Not even a Three Shitters Fan +--- 636194803 +>>636193634 +Never played Persona so I can't entirely get what you said. But I kinda understand 3H was appealing as a FE game from a distance, then you play it and realize it was not what you expected, a great game nonetheless despite it flaws. In Engage case it's the other way around; it looks and sounds completely awful from the outside if you played FE before. It's like it has the worst aspects of Awakening, Fates and, somehow, worst fans. +--- 636194857 +>>636183893 +>look past Alear. +Maybe people would be able to do that if they didn't make the MC the ugliest character in a game full of terrible designs +--- 636195064 +>>636194059 +I completely forgot about 3Hopes, yeah that makes sense. +--- 636195068 +>>636194712 +Powerwash simulator is great +--- 636195501 +>>636194803 +Oh yeah I agree, I loved 3H even though it’s not what I really expected, there are really giant flaws and some parts make me wish they took another year of dev time, I liked Engage but I can say for sure it’s characters were a step down from 3H and that’s because it went back to the original FE style where if you’re not a lord or important character you just say your opening line and the character doesn’t say anything for the rest of the story (the retainers for example) vs your students in the house that always appear frequently. +--- 636195565 +>>636192314 +>Engage is Awakening 2 + +More like Awakening 4 + +See: Self Insert Avatars with a Male/Female Variant +--- 636195954 +>>636195565 +Where's ma boi/grill Marc? +--- 636196013 +>>636178248 (OP) +They got a better art director than the last game. Besides that. Nothing. FE has always been dogshit. +--- 636196790 +>>636195565 +Nah. I love the Avatars so long as they're customizable enough. (Which means most Avatars except for Byleth in Three Houses.) +--- 636197147 +>>636196790 +Colgate-chan and Pepsi-kun too +--- 636197332 +>>636197147 +I can turn them into magic/hybrid users just fine, unlike Byleth, so they're on the good end. +--- 636197481 +>>636197332 +So can Byleth? +--- 636197525 +Certainly not the localization, at least without the Uncensored Patch (have to get it from Varis and its up to V1.7) . I gotta hand it to them for doing so much work. +--- 636197584 +>>636197332 +Bro? Your Enlightened One? +--- 636197654 +Is this the designated 'making fun of engayge troons' thread? +--- 636197713 +>>636197654 +Yes +--- 636197847 +>>636197332 +>unlike Byleth +What did anon mean by this? +--- 636197853 +Fire Emblem fans be like “omg when is the next game coming” then throw a shit fit when something is censored or removed during localization + + The series should go back to being Japan Exclusive to spite you ungrateful fucks +--- 636197870 +>>636197481 +>>636197584 +Spell list is fixed, and also very boring (Fire spells and Thunder which is just a slightly more powerful Fire in 3H). Alear can use Thunder (1~3 snipe) and Wind (flying weakness) magic in addition to Fire (basic 1~2 range) magic. +--- 636198038 +yep your future will be pure persona houses so enjoy it cunts +--- 636198204 +>>636197853 +your fisher price demake also got censored, deluded piece of shit saying sexist shit is a no no +--- 636198268 +>>636197870 +>Uses longbow for both 3 range and flying weakness alongside magic in your path +--- 636198513 +>>636198268 +Which kind of proves my point that Byleth is on the worse end of the spectrum, since that means I can't lean into the magic side as much as I want to. +--- 636198723 +>>636197853 +>then throw a shit fit when something is censored or removed during localization +as it should be. censorship is evil +--- 636198880 +>>636194456 +fuck if i know +gameplay is fun as hell +--- 636198883 +>>636197853 +>then throw a shit fit when something is censored or removed during localization +They aren't wrong to do so +--- 636199023 +>>636198513 +Yeah but he can still do it, that was my point +--- 636199212 +>>636178248 (OP) +the gameplay +--- 636199539 +>>636199023 +But not magically. Especially stings since some of the 3H spells are actually quite interesting and then they stick the most basic and boring ones on your self-insert so if you want to do magic with the character who's supposed to be you, you get mogged by literally everyone else who has a more interesting spell list. + +Maybe if they had the boon/bane system from FatesAwakening and picking Magic or Res boons would give you a more interesting Black or White Magic spell list respectively (and conversely, picking them as banes would make the spell lists a bit worse) it'd be fine, but Byleth is a disappointment as is in terms of having gameplay aspects of them be customizable. +--- 636200040 +>>636187476 +FE12 and everything else before >>>>>>>>>> Awakening and everything else afterwards +--- 636200138 +>>636187380 +The absolute state of the FE fandom +--- 636200252 +>>636188582 +--- 636200360 +>>636187707 +>This Pic +Holy Cringe +--- 636200432 +>>636199539 +I agree, I’m just joshin since he technically can be a magic hybrid, he just sucks at it +--- 636200479 +>>636189776 +THISTHISTHIS + +FUCKING THIS + + Fuck Smash for what it did to the series +--- 636200574 +>>636189808 +So should Cringey Corrin fuckers +--- 636200997 +>>636200040 +>AIIIIIIEEEEEEEE KRIS SAVE ME FROM MEDEUS, GHARNEF AND SOMBRON'S WEAKEST CORRUPTED +--- 636201164 +>>636198880 +Sadly personafags only want a visual novel +--- 636201258 +>>636200432 +>he just sucks at it +Precisely! They got it right in Awakening, they got it right in Fates, they got it right in Engage, they even got it right in New Mystery of Emblem! Heck, Persona, which Three Houses feel like it ribbed off of, and whose mechanics I feel certainly doesn't do Three Houses (or Persona itself) any favours, ALSO gets this right since the Persona MCs gets access to a boatload of Personas that can be fighter, mage, support, or even a good mix of multiple roles! + +They got it right in Hopes! HOPES! And that includes Byleth even! +--- 636201261 +Reminder that anyone that calls Three Shits a Persona game is a low IQ gorilla nigger. They probably think Bully is Persona as well +--- 636201318 +>>636189886 +They hired a troon to advertise for them in their latest marketing campaign. +Their stock utterly cratered following the announcement. +--- 636201749 +>>636201261 +What is even Persona about three houses anyway? Supports are nothing like social links, is it just because it’s at a school? +--- 636201978 +>>636201749 +Think it's just the general formula of having long social elements in-between the main gameplay loop. +--- 636202108 +>>636201749 +>School setting +>Silent Protagonist +>Major Arcana focus (the Crests) +>Heavy emphasis on activities in-between battling +>Finite amount of time before the endgame +--- 636202175 +>>636201978 +So wouldn’t Fates and Engage also be Persona clones since they have social activities after every battle? +--- 636202373 +>>636202175 +They're not nearly as developed. It's not so much about whether they exist at all as it is how much emphasis is put on them. +--- 636202810 +>>636202108 +Having not played any SMT or Persona stuff, if these are the comparison/criticisms I concur. These are the weakest parts of 3H. It leans sometimes too heavy in this regards. +--- 636203093 +>>636202810 +Most of it is bullshit, that means Persona invented the school setting, silent protagonist, the crests being arcanas is just a straight up retarded thing, and other FE games also have activities after battle but they aren’t considered Persona +--- 636203352 +>>636187649 +>The fact is FE is fucking dead until +>until +Anon... +--- 636203421 +>>636203093 +Three Houses leaned heavily on those things though. More than any other Fire Emblem. And no; Crests being Arcana is an actual thing in regards to them. +--- 636203559 +>>636203093 +I was meaning to say the last two points that anon said, and on principle these are no necessarily bad things just that 3H didn't do them quite right and were mostly cumbersome. +--- 636203656 +you fuckers also forget the must improve your own stats and proficiency to unlock more stuff from persona +--- 636203750 +>>636203656 +Or in this case; improve your own stats and proficiency to poach characters from other houses. +--- 636203919 +>>636203421 +Okay and? The other games still have it, also not to mention in 3H most of the activities are the same as Engages or Fates such as having lunch with friends or sauna, things like horse tending, Wyvern training is nothing like Persona. +--- 636203959 +>>636197853 +Real FE fan here +omg when is the next game coming + +I'll just click start in every cutscene so I can jump to the gameplay. I didn't even know that Engage was supposed because I never read a support in my life + +Watch the fuck out I'm fucking skooooping +--- 636204075 +>>636178517 +Worse than fates/awakening but better than 3 turds. If only they didn't lower age rating game would've been much better. +--- 636204190 +>>636203919 +Engage and Fates do not have the finite amount of time before the endgame though, nor do they have Activity Points so you have to specifically choose your activities and what to focus on. All Fates and Engage activities are one-and-done and do not affect the game much, whereas Three Houses forces you to really plan your in-between activities out if you want to get certain stuff. That makes Three Houses extremely similiar to Persona gameplay in a way the other two simply don't. +--- 636204237 +Gameplay good but fags only care about story above all else. Engage's story is cheesy as fuck and it knows it which is what makes Engage's plot great but everyone wants muh deep narratives as shallow as a puddle like 3H. +--- 636204485 +>OP is Engage +>thread is mostly about 3h +Every time. +--- 636204537 +>>636203919 +>Equating the fast menu army-wide stat upgrades of Fates to the "hanging out with my friends" experience of 3H where it zooms in on their face and gives you a signal they like you more now. +It's a matter of degree, anon. Fates doesn't have the flourishes (that eat up gameplay time) that exist only to make you feel like you're hanging out with your anime pals. Engage has a fair bit less as well, but not as barebones as Fates. +--- 636204630 +>>636204190 +>Engage and Fates do not have the finite amount of time before the endgame though +If you count the skirmishes or tower in Engage yes they do +>nor do they have Activity Points so you have to specifically choose your activities and what to focus on +You’re right, Fates and Engage remove the point system so you can do what you want without restriction, this is moot +>All Fates and Engage activities are one-and-done and do not affect the game much +So does Three Houses, they aren’t 10 minute activities and most of them last for 5 seconds +>whereas Three Houses forces you to really plan your in-between activities out if you want to get certain stuff +Yeah for certain stuff, but you aren’t forced to do this if you don’t care. +>That makes Three Houses extremely similiar to Persona gameplay in a way the other two simply don't. +I’m playing Persona 4 Golden at the moment, 3H is nothing like it. +--- 636204661 +>>636204485 +--- 636204675 +>>636203959 +I got about halfway through a mod that just deletes the triggers for all of the cutscenes in the scripts. I should really finish it because holy shit mashing the start button hurts the thumb after awhile. +--- 636204707 +>>636204485 +3Hfags don't know how to stop bitching given they've been doing it for 3 years before Engage. +--- 636204842 +>>636204707 +This thread is Engagies bitching about 3H. +--- 636204880 +>>636204630 +Not him but it’s not exactly Persona but the most similar. +--- 636204934 +>>636204485 +>>636204661 +>>636204842 +>my personality is the lord of an unfinished route of a shit game +At least waifufag a better character. Like Marianne +--- 636204978 +>>636186889 +Absolutely, i put 250 hours in engage and dropped 3H in less than 50, didn't even finish one route of 3H. Meanwhile i beat Engage and it's DLC all on Maddening because the maps were so good (Yes even the Fell Xenologue mpas are good, the only bad one was FX1). +--- 636205002 +>>636186175 +How do you get new units and whatnot with a no monastery mod? +--- 636205070 +>>636204237 +>Engage's story is cheesy as fuck and it knows it +Ultra cope +--- 636205147 +>>636205070 +They outright said they were aiming to make a less serious plot. Keep coping on your failed execution of a serious plot that is 3H though. +--- 636205260 +>>636204237 +Hmmmm must consume that greasy slop but IS is winking at me so it's okay +--- 636205282 +>>636205147 +This is the dumbest shit you morons keep coping with. Engage takes itself 100% seriously and you're supposed to cry at every 20 minute long melodramatic death. "Campy" stories do not have "FEEL BAD FOR ME" the character, much less half the story relevant cast being that. The funniest joke is that you think Engage is joking in any way. +There's no parody, there's no satire, there's no humor to the story, stop repeating this bullshit. It's the exact same writer as Fates doing the exact same shit for exactly the same reasons. +Which is why Alear and Corrin both stand there slackjawed as people commit atrocities in front of them. Why every death is so tediously drawn out and you're expected to feel so, so sad for every single one no matter who it is, how awful they are, they'll ramble about their tragic life for 20 minutes so feel bad. Why half the deaths and plot points are just dumb gimmicks for the sake of some "moving" speech or scene. +Engage takes itself 100% seriously as far as it's story is concerned. +--- 636205398 +>>636205282 +>There's no parody, there's no satire, there's no humor to the story +Explain Alcryst's intro cutscene and the entirety of Yunaka to me then +--- 636205409 +>>636187380 +>Try making an old FE thread +>Dies in like 5 posts +>This one stays alive because of engaygefags vs 3HRTs +Fuck, I thought you faggots said engage brought new fans to the old games. Now not even old game threads stay alive. +--- 636205481 +>>636205147 +I didn't mention 3H schizo +Start charging 3Hfags rent +Lumera's hour long death and the failed attempt at making you care about the Hounds doesn't seem like story that's trying to be cheesy, it's just a shit story +--- 636205564 +>>636205002 +By playing the game instead of inviting the faggots to lunch https://youtu.be/-xzWApJMdAU?t=79 [Embed] +If you're interested in playing it, keep in mind that the gamebanana version is outdated and that you need to join its shitty discord so you can get the lastest update (1.3.7) +--- 636205610 +>>636204934 +--- 636205697 +>3H threads are fun shitposting and talking about lore +>old FE threads are fun nostalgia and helping others +>Engage threads are bitter arguing arguing arguing +--- 636205837 +>>636205697 +>3H threads are fun shitposting and talking about lore +>old FE threads are fun nostalgia and helping others +--- 636205910 +>>636202175 +The reason people call 3H "Persona" more than the other games is the blatant similarities in the calendar system the game uses. Like "During the Month of September get ready for the next Battle, while juggling your school life obligations" is a lot like "During the month of September get through the palace while juggling your school obligations". Other FE games don't have that. +--- 636205957 +>>636205697 +Dude everything had shitposting, even 3H. But this current thread is just sad, I preferred Edelgard vs Dimitri posting over what we have now +--- 636205963 +>>636205837 +At least you don't deny what Engage threads are lmao +--- 636206078 +>>636205957 +Same I liked laughing at how deluded Edeltards are +--- 636206254 +>>636205963 +at least I'm not a deluded piece of shit like you +--- 636206278 +>>636178517 +Writing didn't either. +--- 636206279 +>>636206078 +Yeah the retardation was funny to laugh at, every thread is now “3H is Persona” “Engage has shitty character designs” just boring +--- 636206347 +>>636206254 +You're just a bitter piece of shit instead! +--- 636206446 +>>636206347 +kill yourself inbred retard +--- 636206518 +>>636206278 +To be fair awakening saved the series from ending forever. +--- 636206532 +>>636204630 +>If you count the skirmishes or tower in Engage yes they do +So you agree that Engage and Fates actually have an infinite amount of time before you can choose to do the endgame? +>You’re right, Fates and Engage remove the point system so you can do what you want without restriction, this is moot +It's not? You get one-and-done activities compared to planning out your way to maximize your gains in-between battles? +>So does Three Houses, they aren’t 10 minute activities and most of them last for 5 seconds +Teatime, Sauna, training battles/tournaments, walking around the monastery trying to find whoever you want to find, micro-managing your students proficiencies, there's plenty of timewasters in-between battles here. +>Yeah for certain stuff, but you aren’t forced to do this if you don’t care. +If I want to clear the game with just the students afforded to me by my house and whatever faculty I'm allowed to take, then yeah. Otherwise, I absolutely do need to care, and most do. Much like Social Links in Persona to get the Personas you want. The only other option? Wait for NG+, which is a haphazard way of solving this issue in both Three Houses and Persona. +>I’m playing Persona 4 Golden at the moment, 3H is nothing like it. +I dunno. Some of the other points you've given me sounds very much on point with it compared to even other FE games Three-Houses-ain't-Persona anon. In fact, I dare say some of your earlier points end up pretty contradicting to your statement that Persona and Three Houses are nothing alike. +--- 636206536 +>>636205837 +>>636205963 +>>636206254 +>>636206347 +>>636206446 +Can’t we just be amigos? +--- 636206591 +>>636206536 +No +--- 636206613 +>>636206536 +You see how quickly violent they get for no reason? +--- 636206683 +>>636206613 +3Htroons? Yeah. +--- 636206778 +>>636206683 +3Hfags didn't start crying telling anons to kys +--- 636206780 +>>636178248 (OP) +alright gameplay for the first 2 runs + +unlike the horrible, horrible writing +--- 636206861 +Is the Engage DLC script de-censored yet by modders +--- 636207353 +>>636206778 +3Htroons encourage anons to tell them to kys instead for the moral high ground points which is even worse. +--- 636207371 +>>636194059 +>3H was delayed twice for not being ready + +Nah it was delayed to get Byleth in Smash, can’t convince me otherwise +--- 636207498 +>>636207371 +At least Byleth is a fun Smash fighter. + +Actually, Alear would make a pretty good Smash fighter too. +--- 636207568 +>>636194803 +3H is a fake Fire Emblem, so if you like it you are a fake fan. I'd say it's pretty simple. +I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but if you were a true fan you would like the games that aren't all about mechanics that don't have anything do with FE. + +Grinding your characters via fucking textboxes is a fucking chore and retarded +--- 636207740 +>>636207498 +I cannot imagine the shitstorm that Smash fans would throw if Alear's horrible design was in the next game +--- 636207864 +>>636198204 +>Fisher Price + +Your game ain’t better looking like a Genshit ripoff and trying to be Persona with old Lords as Stands +--- 636207892 +>>636207568 +I stopped being a fan of fire emblem during fates +--- 636207936 +>>636207740 +I can, but holy shit, the Smash community is such a wretched hive of scum and villainy that they deserve nothing less than being shat on at every opportunity, and I say that as a Smash fan myself. + +That, and Alear would be a very interesting Smash fighter. +--- 636207960 +>>636198723 +Looks like gotta censor the next FE shill inclusion in Smash to Monkey Paw the FE fans. +--- 636207987 +>>636207498 +I'd like to see Alear in smash, except i'm not sure what she'd have that differentiate's her from Marth. Like she's a speedy sword fighter who can also throw some punches and kicks, but i'm not sure that a few punches and kicks would really stand out that much. I guess you could add the laser beam she does on crit fists, but otherwise i worry she'd just end up as a marth clone with an extra "marth" meter for engaging into Marth Alear who's even more Marth than Marth. +--- 636208019 +>>636207740 +Wouldn't matter. Alear would have a kino moveset if it actually ends up revolving around Emblem swapping. Hell, he could replace the entire FE cast. +--- 636208030 +>>636207740 +that would cause some serious damage +--- 636208072 +>>636200997 +FE was better when it was Niche +--- 636208076 +>>636207987 +It would just be Pokemon Trainer but with Fire Emblem Lords +--- 636208089 +>>636207740 +It'd be great. +--- 636208127 +>>636207740 +Smashie seethe is good food +--- 636208134 +>>636178248 (OP) +i hate the red/blue hair +I HATE THE RED/BLUE HAIR!! +--- 636208178 +>>636207960 +they will get what they deserve +--- 636208219 +>>636208134 +Good that means your eyes still work +--- 636208232 +>>636201749 +Here's some advice: If you want to play Persona so badly with all its boring flat characters and it's 8 hour text segments between gameplay sections go play that instead of forcing Fire fucking Emblem to be it, Three Houses was a fucking travesty and probably grounds for a false advertising class action lawsuit, selling a fucking VN as if it were an actual game. +--- 636208259 +>>636207987 +The Engage mechanic. Have Sigurd, Micaiah or Celica, Hector, and maybe one other as part of the Engage Emblems they can access, which swaps out specials and certain normal attacks with their engage weapons and Engage moves. Final Smash is Engage+ and involves them in their Emblem form + Veyle executing Bond Blast on the poor schmucks getting hit. +--- 636208274 +>>636190669 +Ah, you're such rarity Engagebro... Look at the aggressiveness and insecurity of your kin. These are the true Engays that are almost as off-putting as Colgate-chan's design. +--- 636208316 +>>636208232 +>Three Houses was a fucking travesty and probably grounds for a false advertising class action lawsuit, selling a fucking VN as if it were an actual game. +Christ, go outside Dramaqueen +--- 636208337 +>>636208178 +Gonna need you to post that Celine confession scene, but with her making the disgust eyes she makes in the Fell Xenologue. +--- 636208346 +>>636208232 +Meds, now +--- 636208354 +>>636208274 +fuck off child molester +--- 636208440 +>>636206518 +No it didn't, a marketing budget did, also the series would have been better off dead than with Awakening and Fates existing +--- 636208545 +>>636182956 +The normalfags still played the game though, they just used the excuse that the censorship meant the game wasn't pedo bait anymore +--- 636208568 +>>636208232 +seething engagefag +--- 636208624 +>>636208545 +They didn't, that's why the sales were so low. +--- 636208632 +you are just two games to have xir xer playable units and censored romance you will regret that awakening saved your dogshit series +--- 636208668 +>>636208178 +>That time where mod sites banned the Anna support fix because it was considered pedophilia +--- 636208745 +>>636208545 +>The normalfags still played the game though +--- 636208893 +>>636208668 +>Gamebanana saying they "respect" the creators wishes +>Even though its literally a modding site which is the fucking opposite +>And it was trannyhouse that censored it not the original creators +--- 636209170 +>>636208745 +Nobody played the game then? Then why is it so disliked? +--- 636209209 +>>636188582 +>"Okay THIS part works but THIS part doesn't." +That's literally Engage through. +--- 636209379 +>>636208668 +People actually defended the censorship to own 3Hfags. If the Fe4 remake gets trannyhoused you all deserve it. +--- 636209480 +>>636209379 +>If the Fe4 remake gets trannyhoused you all deserve it. +don't worry it will +--- 636209808 +>>636208259 +B Special would basically be where you select your Engage Rings/Bracelet +Sigurd +>Dash Attack replaced with a thrust attack using the Ridersbane +>horizontal attacks also replaced with a single Ridersbane thrust or two stabs from Brave Lance +>Side Special becomes Override, which is a chargeable forward charging attack with the Ridersbane, that propels you forward. +>Down Special becomes Brave Lance which consists of multiple thrusts from the Brave Lance, that can be extended by holding the button +>Up Special becomes Tyrfing, where you jump up and in an arc for an overhead slash with the Tyrfing. +Hector +>Smash attacks and certain other moves replaces weapon with Wolf Beil or Armads (for Smash attacks) that deal powerful damage and has powerful knockback. Armads also deal electric elemental damage. +>Side Special becomes Runesword which fires a dark element projectile that heals for the damage it deals. +>Down Special becomes Storm's Eye where you take a stance that counters any attackers or reflect projectiles using Armads, with enemies hit taking electric damage. It is also the only move in Alear's arsenal that is a counter. +>Up Special becomes Wolf Beil where you jump up into the air, then come down hard with the axe, not unlike Hector's normal attack animation. +--- 636209835 +>>636209170 +>Nobody played the game then? +FE fans played it but normalfags didn't, they were driven off by Mika's atrocious designs. Her work is a massive normie filter. Why do you think they constantly called Engage a Genshin knockoff? +>Then why is it so disliked? +Because everything besides the gameplay is dogshit and pure gameplayfags are a minority these days. +--- 636210452 +>>636208072 +And it's not even close +--- 636210469 +>>636209808 +Micaiah +>Neutral attack, forward tilt, and forward air become light magic projectiles. Less spamable than Mega Man's pellets, but a bit more powerful. +>Side Special is Thani which sends a movable light magic projectile towards the direction fired. If the button is let go, it explodes. +>Down Special is Nosferatu, which works like Robin's Nosferatu but is light magic instead of darkness. +>Up Special becomes Rewarp Staff where you teleport in a direction using the Rewarp Staff. +--- 636210929 +>>636208274 +--- 636210987 +>>636178248 (OP) +Goldomary desu +--- 636211113 +tranny houses fails on being grey morality because FEggots are a bunch of immature crybabies and how the plot loves to kiss Byleth ass +--- 636211119 +>>636201749 +It's pretty much school and because /v/ made Persona a buzzword that equals bad. +Fuctionally Engage and 3H's structure chapter by chapter isn't any different, especially to turn off so many players. +--- 636211190 +>>636210987 +--- 636211489 +>>636211119 +>Fuctionally Engage and 3H's structure chapter by chapter isn't any different +fucking bullshit and you know it +--- 636211531 +>>636210469 +Celica as an alternative to Micaiah +>Neutral attack, forward tilt, and forward air become fire magic projectiles. Less spamable than Mega Man's pellets, but a bit more powerful. +>Side Special is Seraphim which fires a homing light magic projectile forwards. Smashing the button instead fires a fast-moving projectile. +>Down Special is Recover, where you pull out a Staff and create a field of magic around yourself. After a certain amount of time, anyone in the magic field recovers some HP. +>Up Special is Warp Ragnarok, where you teleport in a direction of your choosing, then cause an explosion when you reappear. You pick the direction you warp, which is fixed when you disappear. While warping, you can then choose a direction which is where you aim the explosion when you reappear. +--- 636211693 +sakurai won't waste too much effort on engayge slop you will enjoy joker but with Barfth, you dumb niggers +--- 636211992 +>>636190669 +Surprisingly well put, I feel kind of the same, I prefer the bigger gameplay focus of Engage and how it feels as a whole, it is undeniable however that the story and almost every character design was really damn bad, on top of support conversations that might as well not even be there because of how boring and useless they are, but as a game, after finishing for the first time, I felt like it was quite fun and after finishing another FE12 run that I had on a backlog for some time, I played Engage again. + +3H on the other hand I finished one with the Blue Lions and never played it again, the game was fine but sometimes I legit forgot I was playing an FE game and not a visual novel, legit if you remove just the Monastery stuff you'll shave at the very least 50h oh an entire playthrough, the FE part of the game was fine, nothing too bad to complain about, but the story underdelivered, the characters where fine with some quite cool ones here and there, and a good OST as it is usual for the series. +--- 636212092 +>>636178248 (OP) +>>636178517 +celine's breasts +--- 636212273 +>>636211531 +Missing the self damage aspect of Celica. Her Seraphim and warp ragnarok should damage you a little when you cast them. +--- 636212326 +>>636211489 +>(optional) do some grinding, fuck around with side activities or hear out what your squad has to say about current events +>chapter start +>get an opening cutscene +>do the map +>get a closing cutscene +>repeat from step 1 until the credits +The calendar doesn't change stuff as much as you think it does. +And if it did, it should have been in Engage's favor because normalfags hate being time pressured/limited. +The actual problem Engage had was getting people invested in it's cast. +--- 636212386 +>>636184589 +>duhhh guhuhuhuhuh pbbbtttttt guhhhh +sorry i don't speak hrt-stenched bait reply +--- 636212747 +>>636197870 +he still can't specialize in magic if the player decides to as well as his predecessors and not byleth, so corrin chads win yet again +--- 636212982 +>>636197853 +>game is lobotomized to chase nonexistent global audience or because of a powertripping tranny +>UMMMMMMM, THAT'S JUST BEING UNGRATEFUL, CHUD +you couldn't have given yourself away harder if you tried. neck yourself, troon +--- 636213460 +Ivy, this is conduct unbecoming of the crown princess +--- 636213504 +>>636212273 +Fine enough. +--- 636213585 +>>636212747 +If the player decides to. Which is the focal point, as that is still oodles better than the fixed spell list of Byleth. +--- 636213772 +>>636212326 +>NOOOO SHUT UP!!! THREE HOUSES IS PERSONA I AM RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG +--- 636214190 +>>636213772 +>doesn't debunk a single point +even if he is wrong you're still not right nigger +--- 636214267 +>>636213460 +Is a tulpa of Alear porking Ivy? It sure looks that way +--- 636214429 +Listen here you guys have got it all wrong. This is the Fire Emblem for kids. The real reason why you can date and marry Anna is because there needed to be someone young that the kids could marry on their playthrough. Same thing for Jean. + +The idea was this. You would buy this game for your ten year old and then they wouldn't be disappointed that there isn't a character their age that they could marry. So your ten year old son could marry Anna or your ten year old daughter could marry Jean and not feel left out. + +All of you longtime Fire Emblem fans should be marrying Saphir since it's clear that you're ancient. You bring up games nobody has ever heard of like Genealogy of the Binding Blade that were released during the Carter administration and wonder why no one likes you. +--- 636214578 +>>636214429 +Meds. Now. +--- 636214662 +>>636206518 +Even if that were true it doesn't mean the writing was good. +--- 636214708 +>>636214429 +Is IS thinking that a referencefest nostalgiabait title like Engage would be appealing to kids more or less stupid than expecting Flavia to be popular? +--- 636214725 +>>636214429 +Unbelievably obvious bait... However! +--- 636214917 +Keep the seethe coming! Delicious! +--- 636215291 +>>636214708 +I think it is more retarded because I can maybe imagine some ways that Flavia could have been popular had IS not dropped the ball but I can’t think of a way the reference game could have been popular with newcomers +--- 636215523 +>>636214708 +More, how do you nostalgiabait someone who has never played the game before. If they played Smash maybe they’d recognize Roy, Ike and Marth but that’s just retarded +--- 636216073 +If Engage's ring mechanic of summoning character from past games is so shit, then why will TOTK sell over 30 million copies when it has the exact same ring mechanic? +Checkmate faggots +--- 636216393 +>>636214708 +Probably more but I am still baffled by Flavia +--- 636216550 +finally canon female dragon vore after years of being blueballed about it +--- 636216664 +>>636178517 +>gameplay did +L M A O +--- 636216695 +>>636182956 +I watch enough anime to know no amount of pedophilia actually filters out normalfags. +They just watch the show, feel guilty, and write about how problematic it was on social media after the fact. +--- 636216714 +>>636216550 +there's no way that swimsuit pic isn't a mod; those proportions are atrocious +--- 636216972 +>>636216714 +ofcourse it is, but i don't care about modded swimsuit shit, i care about cute dragon eating two cute girls. +--- 636217098 +>>636216714 +Didn’t notice it at first, holy shit those just look like soccer balls glued to her chest +--- 636218373 +>>636214190 +Considering 3Htroons haven't made a single post today which has actually debunked a point in favor of 3H being more Persona than Fire Emblem, that's rich coming from you. +--- 636218394 +>>636178248 (OP) +The fact that this is the first time I've seen a thread for this game with over 100 posts since release day suggests basically nothing went right imo +--- 636218413 +>>636216550 +--- 636218507 +>>636218394 +That a lie Anon. All the boards making fun of Engage hit 500 +--- 636218563 +>>636216073 +>then why will TOTK sell over 30 million copies when it has the exact same ring mechanic? +what the fuck is this dumb nigger talking about +--- 636218603 +>>636218394 +you're correct +--- 636218670 +>>636218394 +The sad part is that every Engage thread needs to have Three houses in it to not die within 50 posts, actually wait that’s just funny, +--- 636218686 +>>636193543 +It was in production at the same time as 3H and then got delayed by covid so they got to see the success of 3H and lost all faith in Engage because they realised nobody wanted FE but for kids. +--- 636218928 +>>636216714 +Yes that's /feg/'s resident tripfag displaying his utterly atrocious taste in everything. A common sight. +--- 636218947 +>>636218563 +Link has a mechanic where he can summon people as ghost to help him in ToTK. Somewhat similar when said that way but completely different in execution. +--- 636219105 +>>636195565 +Who's the far left avatar? +--- 636219162 +>>636218373 +nigger, what? did you read my post? +--- 636219214 +>>636218563 +When you beat the Zora temple, Sidon (from the popular games BOTW and AOC) gives you a ring that lets you summon him +LITERALLY just emblem rings +--- 636219223 +>>636216714 +That's just Raul cooming his brains out over his latest obsession +--- 636219286 +There's nothing wrong with Alear's design. +--- 636219295 +you are not a pillar of jewtendo, know your place trash +--- 636219310 +>>636219223 +Personally, I prefer Rafal for M/F vore fantasies. +--- 636219328 +>>636218928 +>>636219223 +i hate hyperboobs so much its unreal bros + +if the boobs aren't the same size as the rest of the body there is literally no point, can't get a hard on. +--- 636219390 +>>636178248 (OP) +the gameplay was fun, none of that highschool bullshit or repetitive maps from the previous game, overall a really great experience and so far one of the better games I played this year +I still need to do the DLC maps though +--- 636219420 +post zelda spoilers in the zelda thread you fucking retards +--- 636219437 +>>636219162 +Bold of you to assume he can read +--- 636219498 +>>636219420 +>he didn't pirate the leak because he has brain damage +Fuck off 3HTranny +--- 636219550 +>>636219437 +Nah, I'm simply dead tired right now. +--- 636219680 +>>636219328 +Agreed. I like big tits but hate when they just look stapled on and aren't proportional to the character +--- 636219687 +>>636219214 +Except Sidon and all the other summons are actually people in ToTK what are both alive and part of the story. It is nostalgia baiting by letting you summon Saria Tetra or Groose +--- 636219724 +>Engage thread +>60% being bitter abut 3H +>30% talking about why nobody cares about the game +>5% waifuposting +>5% people actually talking about Engage's gameplay + +If you actually thought gameplay alone could carry a JRPG you're a fucking moron ngl. Like an actual retard. +--- 636219735 +>>636189919 +Seems like 3H is the better game. People play it because they find it interesting and not for compulsive addiction. +--- 636219804 +its fun +--- 636219872 +3Hchads…we became the face of the series… +--- 636219904 +>>636219724 +I would bump the waifu posting % up a bit. Otherwise accurate +--- 636220006 +>>636219687 +All previous FE games are set in the same world, so it's fine +--- 636220116 +>>636219724 +>be schizophrenic tranny +>bait for replies because of consolewar-tier niggerfaggotry taking place in your head +>everyone rightfully tells you to fuck off +>never take the hint +>WAHHH, PEOPLE ARE BEING BITTER ABOUT THREE HOUSES?! +you're being ignorant on purpose, aren't you? +--- 636220137 +>>636219735 +On the contrary. It gets dropped, even before finishing one route, because it's not interesting enough to hold on to the player. +--- 636220346 +>absolutely seething +kek without three houses every engage thread would die within 50 posts +--- 636220462 +>>636220116 +This entire post is so schizophrenic I genuinely can't tell what you're trying to say. +--- 636220649 +>There's nothing wrong with Alear's design +--- 636220665 +>>636220059 +Remember when 3Hfags were unironically hyped for a definitive edition of 3H that actually finishes the game but instead were given a shitty musou rehash? +--- 636220748 +>>636220006 +you don't even know Engayge plot you colossal inbred nigger, FE is multi universe garbage since awakening +--- 636220849 +>>636220006 +--- 636220858 +>>636220665 +And that would still sell better than Engage anyways +--- 636220987 +>>636220665 +You know that is happening next console +--- 636221082 +Three Houses the Royal +--- 636221118 +>>636178248 (OP) +>worst character designs +>same shitty weeb nu-emblem gameplay +>censored to hell and back +>now has the honor of being the worst selling game in the series +Justice tastes so good +--- 636221413 +>>636221118 +>>now has the honor of being the worst selling game in the series +There's no chance of that happening. Even Thracia, a digital download-only SNES game released in 2000 sold 200k copies. If you look wider at spinoffs TMS Encore only sold 30,000 copies. There's no way Engage did worse than either of those. +--- 636221446 +>>636221118 +Did it really sell less than Thracia or Echoes? +--- 636221469 +>answering to the FF14 troon +dumbass +--- 636223785 +>>636221446 +It sold more than echoes but less than Three Houses, so make of that what you will +--- 636224475 +>>636195565 +>imagine not self-inserting and being the hero of the story +Cuck. +--- 636224592 +>>636197853 +Oh look that localizer cuck is here to cry again. +--- 636225105 +>>636216550 +Yeah that scene caught me off guard lol. +--- 636225220 +Why would I talk about a game I like in threads like these? +--- 636226098 +>>636225220 +Hm, you've got a point there... +--- 636226725 +>大衆向けに間口広げたいと語ったエンゲージくんインタビュー +>確かに現代風のキャラデザやフレーバーにシナリオそして本体のSRPG部分は有言実行そのもの +>でもストーリー構造だけ20年前なんだ… +>で、大勢はそのストーリーのみを先に掻き込むので… + +>頑張ったのにその一つだけで「薄い」と思われてしまう + +>In Engage's Interview they said they wanted to expand his reach with the masses +>It's true that the character designs, flavors, scenarios, and the SRPG part of the game are all true to their word. +>But only the story structure is 20 years old... +>So, since many people only scratch that story first... + +>You probably did your best, but that one thing alone makes it seem "thin". + +Kek even JP knows Engage forgetting about the plot was a mistake. The amount of people online trying to tell fans to "give Engage a chance" should be a big red flag over how badly the game sold overall +--- 636226834 +>>636223785 +Why is this even news? 3H outsells the entire series. Why is it suddenly a sin that Engage didn't sell gangbusters? It's not possible for it to do worse than most of the franchise. +--- 636226867 +>>636226725 +>But only the story structure is 20 years old... +wakaranai +--- 636227081 +>>636178248 (OP) +Pozzed garbage. It's great it didn't sell. +--- 636227209 +>>636226725 +>one Japanese person=consensus of an entire demographic +do you people ever get tired of this? +--- 636227267 +>>636226725 +People who say Engage was made "for the old fans" are on extreme copium. Every single piece of developer interview has said that Engage was made with the desire to expand the fanbase and reach new audiences. It only looks like it was "for the old fans" because it not only failed in its goal to capture new audiences but then also went one step further and actively LOST ground by alienating most of the fanbase they'd built up. +Afaik there isn't a single statement from the devs where they claim this was made for longtime fans. The only thing close was that they wanted to introduce NEW fans to old characters and get them to play FEH. This wasn't a love letter to the franchise, it was IS trying and failing to pander to a lowest common denominator to make money. +--- 636227527 +>Tei: The previous game was set in the Officer’s Academy and had an epic historical-drama-like story with a structure in which players could enjoy different story paths for each house. But in this title, we wanted to simplify the story structure by having one major goal, so that players can put their full focus into enjoying the tactical gameplay. So, we decided to develop a game that can be played with an RPG-like feel, where players walk around the world map to progress through the story and raise the skills of different characters who join as allies. This time, we wanted to create a game that appeals to a broader audience so that even players who are not yet aware of the fun of turn-based tactical RPG games would find it interesting just by looking at its visuals. + +You know that one thing that was almost universally praised in the previous entry and was the primary reason behind it succeeding and reaching new audiences? +Yeah, let's get rid of that and uhh make a game for Genshin fans and babies instead lol. +--- 636227738 +>>636227527 +>You know that one thing that was almost universally praised in the previous entry and was the primary reason behind it succeeding and reaching new audiences? +If I'm being entirely honest I'd rather the TH fans who jack off over the sloppily done multi-route system leave now so they're not pressured to do so again in the future. Both times they've done it (if you count Fates) has come with a massive list of issues and if they're not gonna do it right then I'd rather they don't do it all. +--- 636227840 +>>636227738 +On top of all the routes in those games reusing maps making replays feel more like a chore and the paths nothing more than asset flips. Hell Hector mode in FE7 has more unique maps. + +If you aren't gonna commit don't do that shit. +--- 636228069 +>>636220462 +>ummmm never happened sweetie i don't know what you're talking about :^) +so like i said, playing dumb. thanks for confirming +>>636214917 +>>636184589 +>>636226725 +>>636227527 +>>636219872 +>>636208274 +>>636204485 +>>636218670 +>>636197654 +>>636211693 +--- 636228084 +>>636227267 +That's an argument I will never buy. Engage has some nostalgia bait, but otherwise it's entirely marketed with a new audience in mind, from the visual designs to how similar the UI and even the "Achievment" feature is to your everyday modern game. +The mere existance of Engage attacks is a step towards selling it to a new market, more used to super moves from MOBAs. Fire Emblem, historically, has a more grounded feel. Unlike most JRPGs, the Lord needs an army to defeat the big bad because he doesn't have an anime super power secret fighting style, he's often just a dude commanding other people who are just dudes. + +Even the holy blood dudes were...just dudes. Peak capacity but still vulnerable to bows, swords and arrows. +--- 636228087 +>>636227527 +engage's problem was that it tried to market itself to a demographic that doesn't exist. the game is too hard for most children but it looks like it's for kids so most adults will not buy it either. +--- 636228214 +>>636227527 +>You know that one thing that was almost universally praised in the previous entry and was the primary reason behind it succeeding and reaching new audiences? +the story was as generic as every other medieval high fantasy setting except this time you can help the moustache twirling retarded antagonist +--- 636228378 +>>636228214 +That's nice meanwhile in reality the developers who make these games disagree with you. +--- 636228403 +>>636227527 +>Three Houses story +>Universally praised +At least Engage's story accomplished what it set out to do. 3H constantly fumbled the ball all over trying to be about how being in someone's life can save them from despair but there is a lot lacking and even within they are all full retard, especially Edelgard who was clearly intended to be the sole villain until a last minute change and the Black Eagles routes suffer for it. +--- 636228560 +>>636178517 +>another hub world that you have to spend half an hour in between missions doing chores +>good gameplay +--- 636228641 +>>636227267 +Engage was made for old fans just like how conquest was made for old fans +--- 636228693 +>>636228641 +Except it very clearly wasn't and the people who made the game say it wasn't? Weird cope. +--- 636228745 +>>636183893 +>didn't look past Alear. + +As they shouldn't. She's an accurate representation of how shit all the designs are. +--- 636228746 +>>636228560 +>collect dogs +>cook without ingredients +>leave +Literally 30 seconds +--- 636228792 +>>636228560 +it's more like 5 minutes, it's closer to My Castle than it is the Monestary since there's far less shit you have to do and it's mostly just a glorified shop and support hub. +--- 636228803 +>>636228403 +>At least Engage's story accomplished what it set out to do. +This cope will never be taken seriously by the way no matter how hard you try to push it. Being shit on purpose isn't an excuse. +--- 636229021 +>>636228214 +>the story was as generic as every other medieval high fantasy +Fodlan really isn't that high fantasy. The dragons aren't around anymore (not that people know about), most conflicts are about things that are reasonable in low fantasy or even reality. +Dimitri being the good guy prince that turns into a psycho is not generic, usually these protagonists in bland JRPGs stay goody two-shoes for the entire story. +--- 636229025 +>>636228087 +very good post , nailing it on the head +although that interview is a gold mine of I$ idiocy +--- 636229063 +>It’s supposed to be bad! Stop attacking the story chud +Do engaygebabbies really? +--- 636229093 +>>636228378 +Yeah, they tried to do a deep political drama and ended up throwing two dozen names around with a bunch of plot-holes inbetween, Black Eagles expects you to buy that somehow the church is bad by not telling you anything about the story at any point, Blue lions is just a regular fire emblem story that features none of that backstory and Golden deer is just a bunch of guys fucking around and somehow destroying the slitherers because they got a note saying "the evil guys are here" +most of the story is hidden in random books in the library and the terrible musou lmao +--- 636229162 +>>636229063 +"Accomplish what it set out to do" does not mean "it was supposed to be bad", just it knew what it was and didn't try to do something much bigger than it was like Fates and 3H. + +True old FE fans know that FE plots have always been like that. +--- 636229253 +>>636228403 +>At least Engage's story accomplished what it set out to do. +Not good enough. +I'll take a pretentious game that tries anad fails at telling me something over a "collect the magic rings and defeat the evil dragon that is secretly your father" any day. +--- 636229328 +Looks like game warring is the only way threads survive huh? And we got 3 years until the next game. +--- 636229334 +>>636229162 +>just it knew what it was +A bad game? Yeah, still not an excuse. +--- 636229423 +>>636229328 +What do you expect? There's nothing to talk about with Engage. +--- 636229429 +>>636229334 +>a game is only its plot, no gameplay needed just plotplotplot shove that garbage Edeltrash straight into my mouth +>Fuck the Monastary is so goooooood +--- 636229623 +>>636229162 +>True old FE fans know that FE plots have always been like that. +>The "True old FE fans" cope +The favorite game of this franchise in most old's peoples opinion is FE4, a pretentious political game that may drop the ball later on and become just about "defeat the evil dragon possessing your half brother" but for the majority of the game it's about kingdom's conflicts, betrayal, honor, your usual medieval soap topics. + +The second favorite among old people are the Tellius games, which are equally pretentious with fictional racism. +--- 636229728 +The only games plot I like is FE6’s just your standard defeat the crazy guy with no cringe like Engage’s rings or dumbasses like Fates Garon and Iago. +--- 636229785 +>>636192790 +I use Ryujinx, can I get mods on it? If so I'll check the game out. +--- 636229912 +>>636229328 +I don't think the next one we'll take that long to come out, we know nintendo were sitting on engage and the game along with its dlc were released at a fast pace. We'll probably get a new one between middle 2024 - early 2025 +--- 636229978 +>>636229623 +nah FE4fags pretend all the bullshit systems and bullshit you need a guide for are good game design and wank them off. +--- 636230038 +>>636228560 +how the fuck do you squeeze 30 minutes of shit to do in that place? +--- 636230065 +>>636229912 +According to the faggot that leaked Engage, he also said IS were already working on the FE4 remake. So it could come soon. +--- 636230229 +hopefully they moved it to the next console where you will pay 70$ for your jugtroon experience +ft. censorship from treehouse +--- 636230285 +Is FE12 worth playing if I've already beat 3? +--- 636230320 +>>636230038 +>Collect materials +>Food +>Listen to supports +>3x Arena +>Bond Leveling Arena +Then there's also 20 mini games but they're optional, and there's also tempest trials, relay trials, and all that shit that is optional but also the only way to upgrade Emblem weapons lmao brilliant design +--- 636230323 +>>636229978 +>the game didn't hold my hand or spoonfeed me every secret so it's bullshit and needs a guide and oohhhhh the clunkiness +3hfags are actually embarrassing +--- 636230429 +>>636230320 +Don’t forget the fucking loading screens when entering the arena or ring area, especially when you’re trying to teach skills and you need to go back and fourth +--- 636230504 +>>636230323 +thank you for confirming the retardation of FE4fags who think shit like Lux's Brave Axe was well implemented and split money is a great idea. +--- 636230526 +>>636230429 +Then there's also starting a chapter, realising you forgot to add an Engrave or level a Bond, and you have to go back to the Somniel. +--- 636230607 +>>636230504 +who the fuck is lux? +--- 636230615 +>>636230429 +you can teach skills in the arena now, you only need to go to the ring room for polishing and gacha which is like once in the whole game. +--- 636230721 +>>636230504 +Secret events are cool, but they should be something you learn about inside the game, before they happen. +--- 636230786 +>>636230721 +Explain how any sane person was supposed to know to take Lux specifically far away from anything of importance on the map. +--- 636230824 +>>636230786 +No one would know, these events are shit. +--- 636231180 +>>636206518 +Better to die a Hero than become a Villain- or even worse, a Dating Sim +--- 636231190 +>>636230504 +>THIS ONE SECRET THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUN INCLUSION AND IN NO WAY AFFECTS YOUR PLAYTHROUGH IS BAD, ACTUALLY +>IT SAYS SO ACCORDING TO MY HECKIN' GOOD GAME DESIGN MANUAL (e-celeb/reddit post who said it was bad) +surprise, you're the reason why AAA games and even indie games are hallways that babysit the player the entire way through. split funds aren't even a bad idea by the way, definitely not in a way that you could put into words +--- 636231604 +>>636207987 +>she + +I swear you FEcucks only think with your genitals + +Consider the following: +--- 636231764 +>>636231190 +Either the game has to be completly baby'd with a star marking everything or it needs absolutly no tips and you have to find a secret spot in a map through trial and error (when realistically no one would even be walking in that direction, and with a specific character no less). In your retarded mind, there's no room for anything in between there, right? Which is why Kaga continues doing exactly the FE4 type of events in his game, right? + +Never work in a videogame. +--- 636231813 +>>636229623 +Eh, I'd say it's about half and half in 4. +It's just obvious that everyone likes the first half more. +--- 636231919 +>>636231764 +He’s a massive retard, despite calling you the reason AAA games are shit, he’s a bigger reason than anyone. +--- 636232042 +>>636207987 +At least Pokemon can be anything as long as they have types while FE are stories about (mostly) humans who (mostly) wield swords because swords are the default heroic weapon. +--- 636232186 +>>636232042 +Spears are the weapon of heroes with taste +--- 636232291 +>>636208127 +As if you guys were ever starved of anything when your series has like 17 games, talk about obesity and oversaturation +--- 636232512 +>>636230824 +The idea of replaying games really is alien to your generation, isn't it. +--- 636232696 +>>636209480 +Will that be the Biggest Monkey Paw? + +My Monkey’s Paw would be them shoving an Avatar where it does not belong and I’m a big FE4 fan too + +Either way I still have the original to go back to if they do some dumb shit +--- 636232834 +>>636232512 +>Your generation +Older than you. +Missing things because the game makes you choose things, or stabilishes a condition that might be too hard to accomplish is fine. Missing things because there's no indication, hint, in any way shape or form insiide of the game itself, is retarded. There's no defending this. It's not like beating the game once will get you a hint or the urge of going to stand a specific character in a random ass ledge in a next playthrough. +--- 636232934 +>>636218394 +Most replies are people just being braindead schizos over pieces of shit games +--- 636233169 +>>636219295 +Do hope we get an Advance Wars Character in Smash and omg to have Advance Wars music in Smash would be so great! + +https://youtu.be/Vd-X3HfO04s [Embed] +--- 636233375 +>>636219724 +Fire Emblem honestly didn’t deserve to live past Awakening even if it did crack a million, and I’m tired of pretending it didn’t +--- 636233448 +>>636219295 +I thought Fire Emblem usually sells better in the USA. This was true for Awakening, Fates & Three Houses 3H struck a gold mine because it found a formula that appeals to storyfag waifu losers from the East & West +--- 636233540 +>>636221118 +>Yet another Avatar +>It looks like a fucking Vtuber Clown + +Call me when the main protagonists aren’t self inserts +--- 636233541 +>>636233169 +Honestly how the fuck would an Advance Wars character even work without going the route PM (almost) did and seemingly just making the character have nothing to do with their games outside of being from it ala Captain Falcon and the Star Fox crew. +--- 636233613 +>>636224475 +Still better standards than the rest of you lame FE shitters +--- 636233721 +>>636233169 +Personally, I think Advance Wars (either COs or units) work best as an Assist Trophy. +--- 636233807 +>>636226725 +Wow it’s like Engage just kinda came and went Kek +--- 636233929 +>>636227267 +>Old Fans +>Game has an Avatar +>Everyone makes fun of said avatar + +Yup totally for the old fans alright +--- 636233947 +>>636233540 +Echoes had no self insert protag +3H has a self insert that loses relevancy instead of gaining in the second part +--- 636233979 +>now AW troons have to come here because no one want to talk about their censored pozzed garbage +its so tiresome +--- 636234013 +>>636228084 +It's incredibly uninspired and forgettable. If you played any other FE games you've already played Engage. It also has atrocious character design which is why none of them have caught on. The only one that gets waved around is Alear because lol it’s your main character self insert avatar which has plagued the series imo and it's nearly exclusively ironically to joke about how bad the design is. +--- 636234146 +>>636230229 +Based GanonChad +--- 636234153 +>>636178248 (OP) +veyle diff --git a/v/636181486.txt b/v/636181486.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..67257fce8773a67fb6f783a7566c088dc96ccfcf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636181486.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1363 @@ +----- +--- 636181486 +Is this, as an actual game, good? Or is it only praised because there's porn involved? +--- 636181589 +The porn is absolutely horrid and drawn in the wretched pencil artstyle you're looking at now +Nobody plays this game for the sole purpose of fapping to it +--- 636181661 +>>636181486 (OP) +the few times I've lurked black souls threads here or in /vrpg/ they just seemed to be quite in love with the characters and the different endings, most porn dropped was fanart instead of the original +--- 636181774 +>>636181486 (OP) +>check tags +>Animated isn't one of them +It's shit +--- 636181907 +>>636181486 (OP) +i like the porn but that seems to be an unpopular opinion. most like it because of its story and lore and characters and KINO moments. its also a bit fun to dick around with its combat +--- 636182341 +>>636181486 (OP) +While the porn is essential to the experience, most of the obssession stems from the lore, characters and atmosphere. +The combat in the second game is also pretty good, even if not as complex as some anons proclaim. It has a great sense of exploration as well. +I would recommend playing both games blind if you're into RPGs. +--- 636183115 +>>636181486 (OP) +The porn is mid to bad. +Depends mostly of the scene but it is all pretty vanilla, occasionally there's necrophilia or you fuck something that kills you/rips your genitals away. +I did find it hot that you can kill the angel bitch in Black Souls 2 and she basically rapes herself on your dick begging for forgiveness. +--- 636183394 +its a good game +--- 636183664 +>>636181486 (OP) +No one plays it for the porn. +--- 636183802 +>>636183664 +I did. Came buckets to both games. +--- 636184235 +>>636181486 (OP) +Is the Dark Souls of RPG games +--- 636184485 +BS3 will be set in World War I. +--- 636186349 +>>636184485 +Big if true. +--- 636187090 +>>636181486 (OP) +the atmosphere and story are good. +--- 636187575 +>>636181486 (OP) +You have no idea how much I want Helkaiser to come back, but as a girl you can fuck, make covenant with, have cute banter with Grimm and eventually rape and throw in the cum dungeon. I want the sex scene to be violent and hateful with a lot of insult exchanges, extra points if she ends up being a tsundere. + +But the thing I want the most out of it, is her being a futanari. Think about it, Toro has implemented every degenerate fetish in the book onto Blacksouls, except futanari. (the girl from Red Hood Woods don't count) So for his magnum opus, he should make one of the most memorable characters in the trilogy, a futanari. What's more, the drake sword should be her futa dick, which you eventually get after killing and ripping it off her crotch. + +God, I want the Drake Helkaiser to be a futanari so much. If I could draw, I'd make a doujin about Grimm finding out Helkaiser came back as a girl and ends up fucking her. And to keep it in Blacksouls theme, he rips off her futa dick and uses it as the Drake Sword +--- 636187936 +>>636187575 +based +--- 636188263 +>>636187575 +I see you in every thread, you faggot. Take your meds or fuck off! This copypasta is not funny +--- 636188432 +Guys, who's the third demon sister? On is the angel, the second is the real Victoria and third? +--- 636189369 +>>636181661 +It's hard to drop originals on a blue board and there's obviously more fanart than what the author drew himself. +--- 636189482 +>>636188432 +Hasn't been shown yet, will probably be in Red's game. +--- 636189614 +>>636181486 (OP) +>Or is it only praised because there's porn involved? +Why would it be praised for having porn? +--- 636189767 +>>636181486 (OP) +Yes it is, not only good for RPGmaker but good for JRPG in general. Though its selling point is the story, which the porn only serves to enhance not drive. +--- 636189858 +>>636183115 +>that you can kill the angel bitch in Black Souls 2 +Not true +>and she basically rapes herself on your dick begging for forgiveness. +True and hot +--- 636190071 +This looks interesting link please +--- 636190408 +>>636190071 +https://pastebin.com/PUv3VQWD +--- 636190472 +>>636181661 +Whats the point dropping porn of the game somewhere when you can just open the gamefiles yourself to look at it if you want? +Most of it is just cropped reaction pictures +--- 636191342 +>>636187575 +--- 636191397 +>>636187575 +When did this even originate? I've seen this a lot +--- 636191497 +>>636190408 +Is this with the patched OST or one version before that? +--- 636191573 +>>636190408 +Cooking heroin on the Yotsuba spoon~ +--- 636191620 +>>636191497 +The version before that. The Crown, Lion and Unicorn link, that is. +t. have both +--- 636191697 +I can't wait to see what retarded shit BS3's combat system will allow +--- 636191718 +>>636191620 +Is the patched OST even translated? +--- 636191976 +>>636191718 +Yes. +--- 636191986 +>>636191397 +Some faggot wrote it and now he keeps reposting it. +--- 636192176 +>>636181486 (OP) +BS1 is a very mediocre game, somewhat redeemed thanks to its ending. BS2 is genuinely good +--- 636192179 +I love the art so much +--- 636192181 +>>636191697 +It will be a strategy/city builder. Screencap this. +--- 636192271 +>>636190408 +>https://pastebin.com/PUv3VQWD +Ariga Tou Bro +--- 636192289 +>>636192181 +How old will the heroines be? +--- 636192391 +>>636192176 +Blacksouls 1 has the better waifus and companions, one of the very few things it does better than BS2. I also think their side quests gave them more personality, as opposed to just feeding them cum and leveling up their covenants +--- 636192826 +>>636192289 +How old do you want them to be? +--- 636192981 +>>636189858 +Sorry meant defeat. +I do know of the bullshit save her sister or whatever does. +--- 636193510 +>>636192391 +>Blacksouls 1 has the better waifus +Dorothy, Miranda and Jeanne, maybe. I didn't see that many people waifufagging for the other ones. +>and companions +Really now? +--- 636193619 +>>636193510 +>I didn't see that many people waifufagging for the other ones. +KNEEL! +--- 636193694 +>>636193619 +--- 636193778 +>>636193694 +Don't worry anon, she loves it +--- 636193879 +>>636192179 +EMMMs scribbles are SOUL +--- 636194032 +>>636193510 +To be fair, Hein and Poro are better. +--- 636194193 +>>636193510 +By companions, I meant your party members during combat. BS1 was piss easy, but I would take summoning your party members, whom you've been attached to, leveled up and fucked, over summoning randos, excluding Vernai and the DLC3 boss. +The waifus of BS1 were more fleshed out, which I loved over BS2. BS2 has more waifus, and some of them are top tier, but I wanted more out of them. BS1 gave them more screentime and attachment. +Final point, pic +--- 636194203 +>>636193778 +>Oh... shes letting us go? What a nice happy but also sad ending! +*Fade to black* +*Something green running across the screen* +>Huh what was that? +--- 636194301 +>>636194193 +Final point pt.2 +--- 636194472 +>>636194032 +Do you think if more devs stopped taking meds and hired more mentally damaged (not fags or trannies), we'd have better games? +Maybe like the equivalent of how Hollywood stopped experimenting once they got off the coke and started kissing kike's ass +--- 636194516 +>>636181486 (OP) +Despite being porn games, Black Souls, especially Black Souls 2, are schizo games. They have the same general appeal as other "schizophrenic", artsy, surrealist, unhinged RPG Maker games like Yume Nikki, OFF, Lisa the Painful etc. + +I think a large part of its popularity is the novelty of being an artsy schizo RPG maker game with porn attached though. +--- 636194667 +>>636192391 +BS1 has some crazy depth for a rpgmaker game. The amount of event chains, hidden lore and obscure interactions is very impressive for a map this small. Pretty much every room has an NPC or an interactable with plot relevant information, an event or a Zanzibart moment that spawns in at some point. BS2 obviously has more content, but it doesn't even come close to the sheer density BS1 had. +--- 636194917 +>>636194667 +If BS1 is DeS, with how it pioneered a genre, took risks and became kino, then what would BS2 be? +The easy answer would be BB, but I don't feel like it fits +--- 636195092 +>>636194917 +BS2 is the Outer Wilds of porn games +--- 636195096 +>>636181486 (OP) +This weird thread again, deja vu +--- 636195213 +>>636195096 +It's a new thread anon, you just forgot to take your meds +--- 636195251 +>>636181589 +y-yes, nobody... +--- 636195339 +>>636194516 +I think BS2 would manage to stand on its own even without porn. Hell, it could very well be more popular than it is now, as normalfag youtubers could cover it without fear of being cancelled +--- 636195507 +>>636195339 +>RPGmaker game +>stand on its own without porn +Who are you kidding? +--- 636195537 +>>636195213 +It's over Rimanah bros... +--- 636195791 +>>636195096 +дwv}Ё@ubsf@ФbVfБ +--- 636195830 +>>636195096 +--- 636196020 +>>636195507 +There's an option in the very beginning where you can turn off the porn. And the game is just as kino +Maybe you should play it first before shitting out garbage opinions. +--- 636196089 +>>636195339 +>Hell, it could very well be more popular than it is now, as normalfag youtubers could cover it without fear of being cancelled +Thank god it has porn then. But even now it's only a matter of time. +--- 636196248 +>>636196089 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJqgbaKBWkY [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6nQRrkGo50 [Embed] +--- 636196274 +>>636196020 +Name an RPGmaker game without porn that people actually play. Ao Oni is the only one that comes to mind. +--- 636196360 +>>636196248 +>Russian +Nobody cares about what russians do on their side of the Internet. +--- 636196410 +>>636196020 +You can turn it off but you shouldnt +Embrace it because in BS2 turning it off actually HURTS the experience +--- 636196429 +>>636196274 +Bro... +--- 636196462 +>>636196020 +But anon, the most kino moments in both games are porn scenes +--- 636196520 +>>636196248 +I don't speak mongolian +--- 636196615 +>>636196274 +Fear and hunger. OFF. Coffin of Andy and Ley Ley. Middens. Anonymous Agony. +These are only at the top of my head. Make sure to swallow that shit next time before speaking +--- 636196657 +>>636196429 +>Three more Red Riding Hoods +lel +--- 636196723 +>>636195830 +>Fixer +>Fairy +>Waves +Where is that from? Someone made a schizo trinity game? +--- 636196726 +>>636196274 +Come the fuck on anon, there's a whole RPGMaker game scene. Yume Nikki, Witch's House, Ib, Mad Father, Lisa, OFF, Corpse Party, To The Moon and Omori are all popular. Some of them are even good +--- 636196760 +>>636196410 +>>636196462 +My statement wasn't a call to newfags to turn it off, it ruins the kino and you miss out on character developments and endings. It was to show that the game is so confident in its story and gameplay, that it let's you turn off the h-scenes +--- 636196871 +>>636196020 +>>636196462 +Yeah you are actually going to miss the most kino sex scene in BS1 on par with Jubjub and Unis. +Whatever happens there will just not work without showing it. +--- 636197031 +>>636181589 +>the wretched pencil artstyle +The art style is 90% of the appeal of this game +--- 636197091 +>>636196723 +Cyberpunk 2077. So just a coincidence +--- 636197207 +>>636181486 (OP) +Black Souls is literally "playing for the story" kind of porn game. +--- 636197260 +>>636197091 +Maybe, maybe not. +--- 636197373 +>>636195096 +Is Sybil Rimanah's Alice, then? +--- 636197397 +>>636197260 +Nice-o. Another great find. +I'm looking for new materials, so share your obscure finds. +--- 636197435 +>>636197260 +a weapon to surpass metal gear... +--- 636197608 +>>636197397 +--- 636197673 +>>636197397 +--- 636197720 +>>636197397 +--- 636197742 +>>636197608 +--- 636197880 +>>636197673 +Here's a gif version. +--- 636197886 +>>636197397 +Bioshock 2 is the best game in the series tbdesu +--- 636198024 +>>636197742 +--- 636198121 +>>636198024 +--- 636198164 +>>636192176 +Why do people think Grimm is an actual zombie or has the dead grey skin? For one him being a grey silhouette is what EMMM always does for the dudes in his games, all the normal human dudes that fucked Red in her game were all that same ambiguous silhouettes like Grimm, also the game is clearly based off Dark Souls and the player characters looked like normal humans as long as they had humanity, in 3 they completely got rid of the zombie look even when not having a ember active. +--- 636198223 +>>636197397 +--- 636198231 +>>636197397 +--- 636198269 +>>636197673 +I've seen lots of mockups of Pizza Tower in other game's settings, what do they come from? +--- 636198325 +>>636198231 +--- 636198341 +I am getting utterly filtered. Wolf on behemoth ranch one two-shots me. The 4 animal boss inside some house one shot me. Wtf have I been a pleb all along +--- 636198396 +>>636192176 +BS1 is a great game and BS2 is unironic peak ludokino. +--- 636198402 +>>636197397 +Someone once drew this in one of the older threads. It's the only fem-Helkaiser art I've found so far. If anyone has any fem-Helkaiser art, be it futa or normal, please share. If she's getting railed in the ass by Grimm, even better. If it's a koma where Grimm eventually rips off her futa cock and uses it as the Drake Sword, even, even better. + +Anon, please help. I need more fem-Helkaiser in my life. I want to see her dominated and defiled like you wouldn't believe it. If she acts like a tsundere and blushes while Grimm rapes her ass, I'll cream myself right now. + +Give me more futa Helkaiser. +--- 636198487 +>>636198164 +I prefer this +--- 636198498 +>>636198341 +Try parrying if you're still a low level without good gear. +--- 636198543 +>>636198341 +Go to the rotten berg, you moron. You don't rush to New Londo on your first run in Dark Souls +--- 636198586 +>>636194301 +>Poro is cooler and cuter +wow Red Hood is ruthless XD +--- 636198601 +>>636198231 +--- 636198632 +>>636198164 +Bro, nigga is a fucking undead. +--- 636198642 +>>636198487 +To this +>>636198269 +Some are from Pizza tower threads, most from twatter. +--- 636198643 +>>636198341 +Pump levels into companions instead of yourself, you get hit hard with diminishing returns +--- 636198674 +>>636198121 +What's the reference? +--- 636198686 +>>636198498 +I don't even get a turn kek + +>>636198543 +Uhhh the what? +Oh well, guess that means this ain't the right way, gonna explore a bit. Ty anon +--- 636198823 +>>636198341 +Speed is the most important stat. If you can't beat it, run past it and if you can't run past it explore somewhere else. The game intends you to go north first. +--- 636198925 +>>636198674 +Ib and Witch's house. +--- 636199005 +>>636198341 +Give levels to your green wife, she will help +--- 636199054 +>>636197397 +--- 636199148 +>>636197397 +--- 636199163 +>>636198402 +--- 636199228 +>>636197397 +>>636199054 +These are awesome +--- 636199323 +>>636181486 (OP) +It's mostly the story and characters. Though the porn is integral to the tone and some people enjoy the numbers autism of the gameplay. +--- 636199365 +>>636198402 +I do have more fem-Helkaiser art but there's no fucking way I'm gonna post it now. +--- 636199442 +>>636199365 +ANON, PLEASE SAVE ME! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!! +--- 636199564 +>>636199365 +--- 636199574 +>>636198164 +iirc, doesn't one of the girls in one of the games mention Grimm having grey skin? +I swear in some interaction before sex it was mentioned that his skin is specifically grey, like Victoria at the train station or something. +Either way it's explained that when one's soul is black enough it warps their outward appearance and Grimm's soul is nearing eldritch god tier black +--- 636199726 +>>636199564 +--- 636199835 +>>636199726 +--- 636199868 +>>636197397 +I got this delivered in a drawthread +--- 636199932 +>>636199835 +--- 636200023 +>>636197397 +--- 636200053 +>>636199932 +--- 636200060 +I dont even know anymore +--- 636200174 +>>636200053 +--- 636200209 +>>636187575 +>>636198402 +--- 636200274 +>>636200174 +--- 636200458 +>>636200274 +--- 636200474 +Is this an actual game or more RPGmaker garbage this board eats up like cum +--- 636200572 +>>636198686 +Yeah, just explore if you find yourself getting walled. You should be able to find new equipment. +Did you talk to the level up rabbit? +--- 636200576 +>>636200458 +Stuff from Queen of /v/ +--- 636200608 +>>636200474 +It's pure kino, from start to finish. If you love fleshed out characters, waifus, deep lore, combat that makes you think and schizo moments, then pick it up +--- 636200621 +>>636198487 +Why would any of the girls want to get fucked by that? +--- 636200647 +>>636199835 +I recognize the RWBY one, who are the other Red Hoods? +--- 636200743 +>>636200647 +I'm guessing the one with the gun is from Darkstalkers +--- 636200749 +>>636200576 +--- 636200780 +>>636200458 +Why are fairies always the best girls +--- 636200821 +What difficulty should I play early on, I tried 3 but I got 2 shot by everything on all areas besides the forest. +--- 636201032 +>>636200821 +Kill two bosses, level up, then bump it all the way to 9 for the true BS experience. Speed is key here. You want to outspeed your enemies to act faster +--- 636201034 +>>636200474 +Take the plunge +--- 636201109 +>>636200821 +You can just keep increasing difficulty when the game starts to feel too easy. I don't know how feasible a difficulty 9 run is in BS1, but it should be doable in BS2 - some anon did just that on his first playthrough and I'm jealous I didn't think of that +--- 636201128 +>>636200647 +Reverse search and check the tags on Pixiv +>>636200821 +The default, but the first game is really easy to break so you can stick to it. You can cheese most early game enemies with parry and dodge so use it. And I hope you beat the dragon in the tutorial. +--- 636201209 +>>636187575 +>I want Helkaiser to come back, but as a girl you can fuck, +Holy mother of bas... +>But the thing I want the most out of it, is her being a futanari +I take that back. Kill yourself you worthless faggot +--- 636201221 +>>636200749 +--- 636201296 +With all the other cute girls in the game why even care about alice? +--- 636201398 +>>636201221 +fucking nyanners +--- 636201490 +>>636201296 +--- 636201585 +>>636201296 +Its true, the real Alice was the Alice we found along the way... +--- 636201589 +>>636200474 +RPGmaker garbage that I eat up like cum +--- 636201590 +>>636201128 +Yeah I beat the dragon, wasn't sure he was beatable, but got really close on first try so have it another round, was decently surprised I got rewards from it. +--- 636201592 +>>636200060 +--- 636201713 +>>636201592 +--- 636201785 +>>636197397 +--- 636201840 +>>636201128 +It led me to this Pixiv account. +https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/2938678 +Is this Toro? I swear I've seen people posting images from this on /vrpg/ and claiming it's official art. +--- 636201901 +>>636201840 +Yes +--- 636201967 +>>636201840 +It is indeed +--- 636202128 +>>636201296 +Because ending B +Now get the fuck back in there and keep schizoing out +--- 636202221 +>>636202128 +>Best girl isn't in the ending +Mirandachad, we can't stop winning +--- 636202296 +There's a whole set from helltaker +--- 636202529 +>>636202296 +--- 636202737 +>>636181486 (OP) +Do you guys think that Rya from Elden Ring was inspired by Bill? +It's too fucking similar +>Church +>Snake +>Green Clothes +The only difference is that one is a faggot. +--- 636202783 +I don't know if it's a reference to something or just a VN mockup +--- 636202852 +>>636201034 +--- 636203071 +>>636202737 +I was thinking the same thing during my second playthrough. I mean, Elden Ring already has an out-of-place anchor (seriously, why is there an anchor inside the mines) +At the very least, Miyazaki is aware of its existance +--- 636203263 +>>636202737 +It wouldn't surprise me if Miyazaki played BS, there are other things that feel similar as well. +--- 636203385 +>>636200174 +--- 636203396 +>>636202737 +>>636203071 +>>636203263 +oh I should play Elden Ring then. +--- 636203503 +>>636197397 +--- 636203580 +>>636181589 +I love the artstyle, it gets me diamonds. I wish there was more like it +--- 636203583 +>>636203503 +Is this a reference to another series? Dorothy looks different. +--- 636203642 +Ok faggots, 1's Companion system or 2's Covenants? +What do you think we will see in future games? +--- 636203661 +Never forget what they took from you +--- 636203663 +>>636203583 +I think it's a ref to Library of Ruina +--- 636203742 +>>636203583 +Library of Ruina +--- 636203760 +>>636203583 +That's a Project Moon artstyle for sure +--- 636203778 +>>636203642 +I'm HOPING for a mixture of both, where you find covenants and end up recruiting them to fights. Maybe you get different buffs depending on who's in your party +--- 636203827 +>>636203596 +NO FUCKING WAY +>>636203661 +This game broke me, I actually cried when I met her in 2 T-T +--- 636203864 +>>636203760 +not every bad artstyle is proj moon +--- 636203873 +>>636199365 +--- 636203917 +Alice! +--- 636203964 +>>636203873 +ANON!! PLEASE! FEM-HELKAISER!! +--- 636203993 +>>636203827 +--- 636204164 +>>636203642 +It's a rough choice +Companions were certainly comfy to have but the few moments where you get a party in 2 were certifiable kino +--- 636204249 +KKHTA +--- 636204361 +Narutaru +--- 636204375 +>Learning that Meryphilia is a skinwalker +She's fairly nice regardless but still +--- 636204407 +>>636204089 +The furry was right +--- 636204435 +>>636204249 +Looks like some sort of video, where can I find it? +--- 636204515 +I'm tired of looking for crossover pics. Have sex. +--- 636204535 +>>636204435 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgd5-cVfHM4 [Embed] +--- 636204564 +>>636204407 +Holmes "Billions Must Die" edit when? +--- 636204601 +>>636204375 +Wait till you learn about the Queen +--- 636204619 +>>636204435 +Bilibili +--- 636204698 +>>636204535 +aw it's just an edit of a frame, disappointing >>636204601 + is that a DLC 2 or 3 thing? I played the base game & DLC 1 but not 2 or 3. +--- 636204705 +>>636204515 +Ehhhhhhhh? +--- 636204737 +>>636204564 +Hes too based to be made fun of +--- 636204749 +>>636198341 +Same anon. Now I'm getting filtered by Hansel and gretel kek. I think I just need to farm a bit +Also, can I just use black/green souls? They seem like they increase my stats with no consequences +--- 636204919 +>>636204698 +Check the sign at the door of her castle with low sen +Also look at the top of the castle when you enter with maxed covenant with her +--- 636204926 +>>636204749 +Blacksouls are used to carry you in case you're struggling. They have no downside until the second one. The rest of the colored souls are used to increase your stats. +The system is mostly there in case you want to start your playthrough on difficulty 9 stright away +--- 636204948 +>>636204515 +>>636204705 +>>636204435 +https://files.catbox.moe/0z39hy.mp4 +--- 636205021 +>>636204919 +>Also look at the top of the castle when you enter with maxed covenant with her +I don't have the game installed, but I've seen this posted a lot of times. Does anyone have an image/video of what I'll be seeing? +--- 636205189 +>>636204948 +>Lain +https://litter.catbox.moe/zvdufi.mp4 +--- 636205207 +>>636204948 +Fuck, too big for catbox. +https://workupload.com/file/ByEEx867Tct +>>636202296 +https://files.catbox.moe/haufqq.mp4 +--- 636205404 +>>636205207 +Some more videos +https://files.catbox.moe/jmn830.webm +https://files.catbox.moe/mn8ffn.mp4 +--- 636205441 +>>636204926 +Cool, thanks anon. +Also, how do I give levels to green fairy? She doesn't even show as party member +--- 636205506 +>>636205021 +She stands on the roof allday waiting for you to come back, she makes a small jump when you open the door and you can see her only then +On your first door open before meeting her for the first time she will be waiting there too for reasons +But yeah, DLC3 will have some additional lore dumps on it, its a bit spoilery +--- 636205527 +One of you shitposting fucks explain alice in a way that doesnt involve the meme. RIGHT NOW. +--- 636205529 +>>636205441 +Talk to her in the hub +--- 636205626 +>>636205527 +Which Alice? +--- 636205715 +>>636205527 +>m +--- 636205839 +>>636205626 +The one on the right. +--- 636205930 +>>636205626 +shes alice shes alice shes alice are there any other alices i need to know about??? +--- 636206105 +>>636193619 +Silence, your stories suck. +--- 636206162 +>>636205839 +Do you want spoilers or not , long or short version? and how much do you know about the story because I would have to explain the whole backstory of the games. +--- 636206381 +Just finished BS1 and going to start BS2, what am I in for bros? +--- 636206430 +fluffy alice +--- 636206458 +>>636206162 +All long and spoilers please, is the blonde girl really this relevant +--- 636206474 +>>636206381 +Did you get all the endings? And play Red riding woods if you don't want to miss references. +--- 636206479 +>>636181486 (OP) +Post the girl that has glowing eyes like Sans Undertale +--- 636206690 +>>636206479 +Jabberwock? +--- 636206717 +An anon drew this for me +--- 636206735 +>>636205527 +What you mean like just explain what the deal is with Alice in BS? +Ok but it is MASSIVE spoilers, she is Nyarlathotep who larped as Alice Liddell so hard because she thought it'd be funny that she gave herself severe mental health issues and became obsessed with the protagonist, as he's an amalgamation of classic literature writers including Lewis Carroll. A divergent personality that formed from its crippling guilt broke off of itself and is actively working against itself to try and get you out of the absolute nightmare you're in +--- 636206773 +>>636206690 +Yes that's the one +--- 636206775 +>>636204919 +>>636205021 +>>636205506 +I've seen that, I just assumed she loved me and waits for me to come back and is happy to see me. +--- 636206882 +>>636206735 +Yeah that tracks. +--- 636206901 +Ayyyy just beat Hansel and Gretel +Just had to uh... Feed... Leaf +--- 636206939 +>>636206474 +Filled up the library, saw the ending after helping out Baphomet and the generic happy ever after, I think I'm good +>RRW +Kinda too lazy to go through that, am I gonna miss anything significant? +--- 636206987 +>>636206474 +RRW is optional. And if you want all the references, then Alice's Adventures in Wonderland is much more plot-relevant +--- 636207010 +>>636206939 +Nah you're good to go enjoy the void +--- 636207124 +>>636206105 +--- 636207223 +>>636205626 +The one with the blonde hair +--- 636207278 +>>636206735 +Where and why is this a game with sex. + +I've been debating on trying it but am worried it's not as good as charles barkley shut up and jam gaiden. +--- 636207307 +>>636195507 +Were you not here the two last decades when RPGmaker games were everywhere? Plenty of them managed to stand on their own without any porn. +OFF, Lisa the painful, Yume Nikki, Ib, etc are just a couple of examples of it. +--- 636207430 +I've said this before but I'll say it again. Leaf is the most interesting character to ever exist in the past decade or so. +Whether you hate her and want to punch her, or love her and know that she did nothing wrong, aka, the right option, you'll always form a strong opinion of her. You're never on the fence about it, think she's boring or forget about her. Leaf is the core of Blacksouls +--- 636207436 +>>636207278 +>Where and why +Because mental illness is incurable +--- 636207515 +>>636206458 +The blonde girl is relevant to the story +--- 636207530 +>>636207278 +It uses sex for the same purpose as Saya no Uta - conveying horror +--- 636207643 +>>636206901 +How big are we talking? +--- 636207706 +>>636207643 +The bulk is going stupendously, I see. +--- 636207728 +>>636206901 +Restart the save and don't pick up the breadcrumbs this time. Trust me, it'll be worth it +--- 636207846 +>>636207430 +I'm just so tired of fae tricks. +--- 636207905 +>>636207846 +She NEVER lied to (you) +--- 636207963 +>>636187575 +Nah, he needs to get a male humanoid form and become another Vergil to you like Lorde. I want every instance of Helkaiser's existence getting into fights with and getting his ass kicked by Grimm with further and further cope power-ups that fail against /ourschizo/. +--- 636208132 +>>636181589 +I fucking love the art style. I don't fap to it, but I absolutely adore it. +--- 636208137 +>>636207905 +Yeah she just trapped you in an eternal hellscape constantly stripping away everything you love because she thought it would be funny +It's no biggy +--- 636208256 +These threads have finally convinced me. I'm going in mostly blind, other than a few things I've read here but without context I doubt it'll make sense. Is there anything I need to know before I make the jump? Like any settings or stuff to read in order to get the most out of it? +--- 636208323 +Bros... No one tell her... +--- 636208512 +>>636208137 +Yeah, at first, because she's just a child and Grimm is her toy, literally. She's beyond human morality and doesn't see Grimm as anything but a toy, until ending C when she realizes how precious and unique he is. She even offered herself as a punching bag in order for Grimm to lay out his frustrations on her. She's the only one who truly loved Grimm for who and what he was, flaws and all. Even Grimm admits that at some point +--- 636208543 +>>636208323 +I'm glad I'm not the only one that went and corrected the shit outta that fairy ASAP. +--- 636208726 +>>636208137 +She's just a goofy lil green jellybean lol. +--- 636208730 +>>636208256 +You can equip four rings +Hold shift for focused movement +It's not a cutscene +There is a NG+ system +Finding a ring for a certain NPC is a pain in the ass, it's located on one of the enemies running around the place + +>stuff to read +Alice's Adventures in Wonderland +Through the Looking-Glass +The Hunting of the Snark +Lewis Carroll's biography (or just read excerpts from wikipedia) + +All of those really help in understanding the plot of BS2. You don't really need anything for BS1, you can jump right in +--- 636208752 +I honestly still prefer BS1 to BS2 +--- 636208837 +>>636206381 +To be VERY fucking confused. Like REALLY goddamn confused. +--- 636209423 +>>636208730 +Awesome, thanks. I loved when Fear & Hunger 2 threads were everywhere and I need something to fill that hole. +--- 636209521 +!!! +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1489410/Alice_Escaped/ +--- 636209591 +>>636206458 +This Alice in particular is The Crawling Ones, Nyarlathotep. The story presumably started when Jabberwock showed her human stories, or maybe she was already intersted in humanity beforehand, because TCO is actually autistic even by niggerman standards. One day she found Lewis Carroll and after observing him and the Liddells, she fell in love with him. But she didn't understand what she felt. Any other niggerman would've snatched him but as I mentioned, she's autistic, so she only kept observing him. Summarizing Carroll's story: years passed, the actual Alice Liddell grew old, when he saw her he fell into despair and ended up praying to god. This prayer was heard by Mary Sue who was collecting the souls of fairy tale authors for her magnum opus. TCO was forced to intervene and took him to her garden, Wonderland which she created based on his book. Then she split herself to both oversee the tea party and be the main heroine at the same time. The goal of all this was understanding what love is. The part that was close to Carroll developed a separate identity and began to understand human emotions much sooner. She started worrying that one day she will be replaced and separated from Carroll and in her mind she made a wish. A wish that opened the gates of the garden and let Mary Sue in. She kidnapped Lewis Carroll, took him to her garden, Elysium and merged his soul with the other ones. Then BS1 happens and when it ends and we go back to Wonderland it's not the same garden anymore. Chasing after Mary to take back Carroll has warped TCO's perception of love to the point where she believes that this chase is the essence of it. Now she does all in her power to keep Grimm in a permanent uninterrupted state of going to Alice and never reaching her forever, or untill Azathoth wakes up that is. But the going to alice meme is just shitposting because of the funny dialogues, this story has little to do with it. +--- 636209616 +>>636196726 +>that VN +The most unforgettable horror porn game I've ever played. No other game had a bunch of elementary schoolers gangbang a teenage girl against a wall. And the teenage girl loved it. No other game I've played had a 17 year old bishonen guy drink a 14 year old girl's piss and chase her down the hall to rape her, only to wind up getting anally raped by a 32 year old fat man. I still remember the scene where a 16-17 girl was hiding under a bed as her same age best friend was having sex with that same 32 year old fat guy on top. She heard every moan, bed shake and sound. In the wrong end she was discovered under the bed by her friend and made to join. A most terrifying scene was when an unwilling girl relives another girl's sex memories. The girl in the memory consented but the reliving girl didn't. It didn't matter that she was mentally screaming, her body in the memory did all the motions and actions as in history. It's like mind control rape except the victim was fully aware. Another scene the same girl and a friend were almost raped in a magic sex ritual, saved by the girl's older sister, and the backlash made the older sister want to rape her younger sister and friend. + +The loli in this pic is freakishly lewd and once disguised herself as a teenage girl, fucked a boy until he nearly came, transformed back saying +>You thought you were having sex with a highschooler weren't you? I'm an elementary schooler all along! +And leglocks that boy, forcing him to cum inside her unprotected, when he screams in fear upon learning this. This isn't even getting into the tentacles, the gay sex, the lesbian sex, the incest, the sequel's mother/daughter lesbian scene, etc. The first chapter alone contains lots of lesbian sex scenes with an unavoidable girl masturbating in the bathroom. Truly horror is intrinsically connected with sexuality. +--- 636209670 +>>636181486 (OP) +Unironically one of the best games ever made. Right up there with sekiro for game of the decade for me. +--- 636209710 +>>636209616 +This is a copy pasta right? I've seen this before and iirc, pic related isn't even what happened in the game +--- 636209801 +>>636207430 +>>636207846 +>>636207905 +>>636208137 +>>636208512 +>>636208726 +Leaf haters: "I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE!" +Leaf lovers: "Wow, the Demiurge chose ME to be her top guy? Ok Demiurge, I'll do it: I'll be your top guy!" +--- 636209869 +>>636209801 +I just think she's a shit writer +--- 636209941 +>>636209710 +Yes, it's a copypasta. It just keeps getting even more deranged every time I see it too, it's great. +--- 636210073 +>>636209869 +Yours is worse +--- 636210335 +>just killed alice and didn't realize I was at low sanity when it I did it + +what the actual fuck is going on +--- 636210391 +>>636210335 +Try a full 0 SEN playthrough. It'll be fun, trust me +--- 636210441 +>>636210335 +You're starting to see through the facade. Make another run, but this time, keep your on 0. You're almost there anon +--- 636210524 +>>636209521 +>Alice Escaped! +What the fuck, catch her quickly! +--- 636210594 +bs2 is legitimately horrifying at some points with how the dev does the schizo shit. that one elevator moment that can trigger at low sen creeped the shit out of me +--- 636210846 +>>636210594 +Still better than some dumbass jumpscare.. +--- 636210862 +>>636207278 +In BS2 its romantic comedy almost, the dialogue and Grimms thoughts are pretty funny at times. Its a great way to build character unironically. +Grimms a lustful madman in BS2 so it fits perfectly +Theres other reasons to it aswell which are spoilers, but the game isnt just a puzzle game with hentai rewards, its all tied to the story. +--- 636210871 +>>636210594 +https://files.catbox.moe/40uig1.mp4 +--- 636210939 +I like the idea that Jabber is a dragon who wanted to see what being a princess is like +>>636210594 +DLC3 has some great spooky moments. I hope BS3 goes even further into the horror. +--- 636210957 +>>636210335 +>I was at low sanity +Who said that SEN is sanity? +--- 636211003 +>>636210594 +That part in the psych ward where the message says to not move and something enters the room after the lights go out was pretty spooky. +--- 636211093 +>>636211003 +You're confusing Mental Ward and Crimean Nursing Graveyard +--- 636211139 +He'll be back for 3 right? +By him I mean dorothy....bro please come back. +--- 636211352 +>>636211139 +Anon.... +You have to let go and seethe like the rest of us +--- 636211462 +>>636209801 +>le provocateur is best character +self-esteemlets, every time +--- 636211484 +2's combat in dlc3 reached critical mass and became way too much. With Grand Guignol you either one shot or get one shot on almost all the phases +--- 636211497 +>>636210862 +Grimm is an awesome character, he was an enigma in 1 but in 2 he's off his rocker and it's great. +--- 636211608 +>>636187575 +Fuck off with the faggot rage-bait copypasta +Grimm is fucked up but not a full degen wanting cock +--- 636211609 +>>636181589 +I've fapped to BS1 and 2 more than I have most H games. +--- 636211701 +>>636207278 +>Where and why is this a game with sex. +So when you release a regular non-pornographic game you're usually held to generally more specific or assertive standards because you now deal with the general consumerbase. They don't like unhappy endings or very specific and scribbly artstyles or having a protagonist who is irredeemably fucked up in a fashion that's not endearing to said consumerbase. They don't and won't want to buy your game after the first few feel "duped." +Meanwhile, if you include porn and release it on a porn game site, the expectations there are gone. It could be anything about anything, the only expectation is someone's dick is being sucked at some point. The consumerbase for those games don't hold any similar standards beyond functional and features pornography, so you can write and include whatever the fuck you want and address the topics within however the fuck you want with zero restrictions on the narrative, plus being able to acknowledge and engage with 18+ elephants in the room can lead to more unique scenarios. + +tl;dr this game would not work as even an M-rated regular video game +--- 636211739 +>>636208137 +>she thought it would be funny +No. She thought it would be super hot +She cums at the thought of manipulating Grimm and having him heroically try and do everything to save the heroines. +Shes very attracted to the knight in shining armor unable to save the princess archetype +Jabber basically corrupted her reading sick stories to her when she was young +Leaf also believes you and her belong together, because she technically made you, she also legitimately believes in all of this and doesnt understand why its bad +Theres a good reason why her ending is the only good one +--- 636211758 +>>636211497 +No wonder he got the title of "man of /v/" at some point +--- 636211813 +>>636211003 +>>636211093 +What happens if you move? I was too scared to try. +--- 636211927 +>>636210594 +--- 636212107 +I am going to redeem Jabberwock +--- 636212137 +>>636211813 +--- 636212184 +>>636212107 +I am going to redeem Jabberwock's soul for a cool weapon +--- 636212275 +Why the fuck is Chaos Blast a billion times stronger than every other spell in the game? +--- 636212290 +Idk if this is a stupid question and I should take it easier with my decisions on the game, but should I keep the lion next to the witch's house? She gave me the quest but dude's begging for his life kek +--- 636212298 +>>636211608 +I mean, it's not like he was able to actually impregnate another man and conceive children with him +--- 636212496 +>>636181486 (OP) +It's praised because Alice! +--- 636212558 +>>636212290 +As far as I know, there is no point in keeping him. And you need to kill him to get Dorothy as a companion. +He is a bitch to fight tho. +--- 636212674 +>>636212290 +--- 636212850 +>>636210335 +The Kino +--- 636212875 +>>636181486 (OP) +Its spammed here because autists love anything with an anime style, also its in the RPGM engine so spics of 4chan can play it in their toaster +--- 636212967 +>>636211701 +To be fair, experimental literature/music/films are very much a thing. Blood Meridian doesn't concern itself with trivial things like punctuation, Joyce is Joyce, Schoenberg sounds dissonant, Satantango's film adaptation is 7 hours long. Vidya gaems are simply a young medium that hasn't reached the experimental phase just yet, and even then there's plenty of stuff that tries to do its own thing, even if it doesn't appeal to consumers. It wouldn't reach mainstream acclaim, but it'd still be able to gain a cult following +--- 636213052 +>>636212875 +>Its spammed here because autists love anything with an anime style +Fags who only play weebshit are the ones who say the artstyle is ugly. +--- 636213058 +Black Souls 2 seems mildly interesting but I hate the missed endings and guide following shit. +The sanity mechanic is worse even. +I enjoyed BS1 though, good experience. +--- 636213080 +>>636212674 +Based, just didn't wanna get locked out of a cool item or something along those lines +--- 636213175 +>>636212967 +The issue is more that due to vidya's juvenile nature and fixation on being bought-and-sold products means being as "experimental" as Black Souls 2 wouldn't just warrant ignorance, it'd provoke ire and someone as mentally ill as the guy who could make this kind of game probably wouldn't be able to handle that. +--- 636213349 +>>636212290 +Don't worry too much about doing things perfect on your first playthrough, you're expected to finish and then redo stuff, and resetting takes basically no time at all since you know where everything is +Getting companions is pretty much the main priority +The princess covenants will not lock you out of anything +It's extremely difficult to brick a playthrough +Once you beat the game there's a NG+ option in the screen above the main hub + +Just do what feels natural +--- 636213502 +>>636213058 +I'm mad that I almost got the true ending without a guide, but missed a secret door because I'm colorblind +--- 636213582 +>>636213502 +All endings are true. +--- 636213712 +>>636213175 +Just give it time, even "juvenile" stuff like rock 'n roll ultimately gave birth to artists like Zappa and Captain Beefheart +--- 636214112 +>>636212290 +Oh bro, you are way too pure for this game. +--- 636214161 +>>636210957 +toro did in an interview +--- 636214170 +>>636213582 +Cut that gay shit out you know exactly what I mean +--- 636214315 +>>636211927 +--- 636214335 +>>636184485 +Wrong. +--- 636214617 +>>636212298 +They are all niggermen, they dont even have children like normal humans do +--- 636215937 +Buy her cards. +--- 636216686 +>>636209616 +Damn you and this copypasta this shit almost got me to play this when I read it. ITS LIES ALL OF IT LIES +--- 636217025 +Where there is Alice, I must post. +--- 636217353 +>>636209710 +Pretty sure it comes from /vn/. +--- 636218109 +>>636209591 +Thank you anon, I might check a look if I feel like seeing some experimental weird rpgmaker stuff +--- 636218354 +So... I have 3 sins now. Is there a point where this becomes dangerous or a big debuff? Coz I do wanna trap some girls in the dungeon kek +--- 636218589 +>>636209591 +Here's a funny question, did Carroll have sex with Alice Liddell (real)? +--- 636218627 +>>636218354 +>Is there a point where this becomes dangerous +5, but you'll need to have at least this much at some point when you explore tainted bog. Something bad will happen to some of your companions at 8 or 10, I don't remember. +--- 636218767 +>>636218627 +Damn... So no carefree raping and kidnapping +--- 636218910 +>>636218589 +Most of the stuff on Earth happened the same as it did in real life so I doubt it. +--- 636218987 +When's my nigga Randolph Carter showing up? +--- 636219445 +>>636218354 +Don't worry about things happening until things happen +When things do happen just know there's an NPC in the forest you can pay to lower sin +--- 636219553 +https://twitter.com/toro_yori_ebi/status/1654251527484342274?s=61 +EMMM update. +--- 636219638 +>>636218589 +No? Did you not listen to what she was saying? Shes saving herself for marriage, she told you you can use her sisters in the meanwhile, especially Lorina +--- 636219685 +>>636218987 +To busy fighting the cats on mars. +--- 636219701 +>>636219553 +Why is she fat? +--- 636219824 +>>636219553 +And: +https://twitter.com/toro_yori_ebi/status/1654252732948312064 +--- 636219909 +>>636219701 +Cant unsee Big Chungus Red now +--- 636219917 +>>636219824 +When will the faceless men abuse stop? +--- 636220032 +Is the plague mask girl in 1 or 2? +and is she actually old or meme "25 is past exp date"? +--- 636220401 +>>636220032 +Blackwell is in 2. She was 38 at the time of the Crimean War so yes she is a hag. +--- 636220480 +>>636219824 +>>636219553 +AND: +https://twitter.com/toro_yori_ebi/status/1654253358058991616 +--- 636220534 +https://twitter.com/toro_yori_ebi/status/1654253358058991616 +MYSTERY NIGGA +--- 636220560 +>>636194917 +>then what would BS2 be? +While BS2 predates ER, and though I am not claiming that ER was inspired by BS2 either. +They are eerily similar in their design, approach to NPCs and quests, secrets, and progression in general. +--- 636220663 +Red if she TCO +--- 636220739 +>>636219701 +--- 636220782 +>>636219553 +He says he drew 63 CGs in March and April. About 150 CGs left. + +>>636220480 +He's just saying the cow's nipples will go away if you turn off R-18 scenes. + +>>636220480 +>I said it was gonna be a short game, but it looks like it's gonna be about as long as a novella +--- 636220803 +>短編ゲームって言ってたけど 中編ぐらいのボリュームになりそうです(◞‸◟) +>You said it was a short game It seems to be about the volume of the middle part (◞‸◟) +--- 636220917 +>>636220739 +I hope the anon who made this is still lurking. We need a red. +--- 636221006 +>>636220917 +Thats a fat prick +--- 636221107 +>>636221006 +--- 636221325 +Our boy Izu is a king now. +And I don't like that he's giving off Franz Ferdinand vibes +--- 636221969 +POSTING MABLEL IN THE THREAD +--- 636222054 +>>636221969 +Go home Dark Alice, you are drunk +--- 636222271 +>>636194667 +>Pretty much every room has an NPC or an interactable with plot relevant information, an event or a Zanzibart moment that spawns in at some point +How is that different from BS2? It's exactly the same but with more rooms, NPCs, information and events. +--- 636222372 +Miranda is in! +--- 636222590 +>>636181486 (OP) +Its the best RPGM game to ever be made. Which is to say its meh +--- 636222619 +>>636222372 +That's her daughter +--- 636223512 +Jesus fucking christ, 4 and a half hours in chaos dungeon, 768 layers, all to get all the companion spells. +After I beat route H on diff9. I just wanted a reunion. +--- 636223531 +>>636215937 +Just learned about these today, I'll have to get them some time. +--- 636223734 +>>636222054 +I cried ;-; +--- 636223849 +>>636222054 +>Dark Alice +That's what her overworld spritesheet is called, no? I've been trying to figure out where it's from (it predates Blacksouls as seen here https://rpgmaker.net/forums/topics/14415/?post=504041) but haven't had any luck. +--- 636224745 +>>636223849 +>Dark Alice +--- 636225420 +I'm a bit stuck at the Rotten Burg bros, I'm not supposed to go to the Old Rotten Burg right? Everything there one shots me before I get a turn. Already killed the big red dude raping girls +--- 636225678 +>>636225420 +Yep, Old Rotten Burg is an endgame area +--- 636225741 +>>636225420 +Yeah, that's a DLC area. +And while we're on the topic of DLC areas, stay away from the swamp cave untill you get ending C. +--- 636225960 +>>636181486 (OP) +It's played for the plot, not the porn. Gameplay in 1 is weak as shit, 2's is better but still way too easy to break. +--- 636226340 +>>636225678 +>>636225741 +Thank you anons. This game is so obscure I only have /v/ threads if I'm stuck hahah. Is there something else for me on Rotten Burg then? Feels like I got everything off it. Boss fight, got Valentine as new ally... Do I go somewhere else? +--- 636226528 +>>636226340 +Yeah, you can move on to a new area. Instead of going upstairs to the boss, you can move around the stairs +--- 636226628 +>>636226340 +There's another path in the building where you beat the boss +--- 636226737 +>>636226340 +>Valentine +You mean Victoria? + +You're supposed to go to the fort, further north. +But have you been to Elma's shop yet? +--- 636227259 +>>636226340 +/vrpg/ has a not!general at any given time, they're pretty happy to give advice. + +t. was given cryptic messages warning of impeding tragedy that I failed to prevent +--- 636227580 +>>636226528 +>>636226628 +Thank you anons, dunno how I missed that door. Nice matching digits + +>>636226737 +Ah, the girl from the pic, Victoria must be. Elma's shop seems to be locked. I should just buy some keys for every locked door I guess? + +>>636227259 +I will now lurk, thanks dude +--- 636227743 +>>636227580 +>I should just buy some keys for every locked door I guess? +Yes, prayer master starts selling them at some point and master key is the best starting gift. +--- 636227787 +>>636227580 +Yep, every locked door can be opened with a master key +--- 636227854 +Where do I download this shit +--- 636228075 +>>636227854 +f95zone +--- 636228082 +if a fanbase is obnoxious chances are the game is shit +--- 636228286 +>>636227854 +>>636190408 +--- 636228845 +>>636227854 +>>636228075 +>>636228286 +Not on f95zone, they have a machine translation instead of the official one. /vg/'s 2D hentai games general, /d/'s monster girl game general, and capybarachan's monster girl game general all have rentries with links to the official translation. +--- 636229075 +>get to Winterbell for the first time +>that theme +It was so good. I spent literal hours getting destroyed by Uni before finally beating her. Winterbell really felt like it all was about to end and this was our necessary respite before the final battle. EMMM has a god tier sense in choosing the ost for his game. +--- 636229114 +>>636228845 +Fml I'm like 4 hours into the f95 version. Is there a way to move saves and should I? +--- 636229124 +>>636228845 +Fag95 has the updated version too, at least that's what it looks like from the description +--- 636229249 +>>636229114 +You can just copy paste them, but if there's no f95 logo slapped on the main menu you're fine. +--- 636229265 +>>636229114 +Yeah, it's simple as hell. Just copy the savefile and move it to the new game folder. +--- 636229286 +>>636212137 +Stupid cat, get ready for a mating press +--- 636229414 +>>636228845 +Last I recall, that place also has the correct TL, but retards still end up grabbing the MTL from time to time so it's just better to grab it from somewhere else if they're worried about getting the right version. +>>636229114 +If your main ingame menu says something other than "Covenants" as one of its options (I.E. "Pledges), it's the MTL version. +--- 636229717 +>>636205404 +>https://files.catbox.moe/jmn830.webm +I remember seeing this webm when I started coming in threads for help while playing. +I REALLY expected Malice to show up at some point. Man... +--- 636229836 +When is Reds new game? +--- 636230104 +>>636181486 (OP) +It's the only game which has had a truly profound effect on me, dictating my mood for the month after I played it, inspiring me to try and capture its charming characters in writings of my own, and I still think of relaxing by Modoki's shack, the waves lapping at the shore and the palm trees gently swaying, when I need to force myself to sleep. Works like a charm. + +So, yes, the game is good (the second one blows the first out of the water, but that's not to say that the first doesn't have its charm or place). Like most things, don't listen to /v/ on the subject of actual videogames, and fire up the .exe before losing yourself in a land wonderful. +--- 636230157 +>>636229836 +God knows +--- 636230205 +>>636229836 +Probably delayed, again. +>3月~4月でCG63枚描いたよっ +>あとCG150枚ぐらい +>短編ゲームって言ってたけど +>中編ぐらいのボリュームになりそうです(◞‸◟) +--- 636230935 +can I play the second game without doing all the bullshit and the endings in the first one? I got one of the endings but I have no desire to replay through the game again from scratch +--- 636231201 +>>636230935 +You need two specific endings for 2 to make any sense whatsoever +--- 636231356 +>>636230157 +>>636230205 +i dont think we need another 5000 cg. someone must stop him wasting time on shit. +--- 636231374 +>>636230935 +NG+ nigga, if you beat the game once it should only take you around an hour to get to the end again. +--- 636231621 +>>636230205 +oh fuck i thought it was the old post. stupid jap forgot how to channel his autism the right way. +we wont play this for another year. +--- 636231659 +>>636230935 +>can I play the second game without doing all the bullshit and the endings in the first one? +If that's your perspective on the first game, you might as well drop the second one already. BS2 is a far more complex game than BS1 ever was, and it expects the player to have done it all for the plot to really come together. +For BS1 specifically C and D get you about 95% of the information needed to understand BS2's plot. There's an orb just north of the Holy Forest bonfire, use it to cycle. +--- 636231738 +>>636231374 +huh? is there actually ng+? I swear I looked everywhere but there was no indication of it, am I retarded? +--- 636231781 +>>636231356 +>i dont think we need another 5000 cg. someone must stop him wasting time on shit. +The entire idea behind him making this shit in the first place was to refine his ability to create, more CGs just means more refined art for BS3. +--- 636231816 +>>636231738 +Nah I missed it too it's not all that obvious +--- 636231950 +>>636231738 +It's a green orb north of Holy Forest, the same area where Ezwald and the difficulty change statue are. +--- 636232271 +>>636231781 +i dont need it. +--- 636233020 +>>636181486 (OP) +I remember dropping the game 10 hours in and the porn was awful. I didn't care for the game but I don't see anyone playing it for the porn either. +--- 636233101 +>>636222372 +--- 636233142 +>>636233020 +>he played it for the porn +>he played it for the gameplay +Laugh at the buffoon! You play it for the schizophrenia. +--- 636233341 +>>636233020 +The porn is just a bonus, you play for the story. +--- 636233404 +>>636233142 +Can't believe people don't like the gameplay, I place it near the top when it comes to rpgs, but I will admit I didn't play many of them. +But if you compare it to other RPGM shit, the only competition really would be mgqp imo +--- 636233628 +Wait, what? +--- 636233793 +>>636233404 +BS2's gameplay can be pretty good at points, the instant weapon switching made it really work. My only complaint is just that difficulty is all over the place. You typically go into fights steamrolling your enemies or getting steamrolled yourself. +--- 636233873 +>>636233142 +>>636233341 +>he played it for the porn +No, that's not what I was trying to say. I only commented on that because it was apart of OP's question. Nor did I expect a RPGM to have good gameplay. I was just legitimately curious about Black Souls because it looked somewhat interesting and had a fair amount of praise surrounding it. Something about it just didn't click for me and I just lost interest. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention or missed some subtext about the world building or story. Or I may even have just been "filtered" by Black Souls for some unexplainable reason. Perhaps I'll give it another go sometime in the future if I feel like it. diff --git a/v/636185967.txt b/v/636185967.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b8bcfa0b5c72c0dc32f07064c25808aa431d0262 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636185967.txt @@ -0,0 +1,857 @@ +----- +--- 636185967 +It's incredible that it took an American studio and 30 years to finally turn Peach into a good character +--- 636186035 +>>636185967 (OP) +Man she looks fucking ugly +--- 636186069 +>>636186035 +fpbp +--- 636186150 +>>636185967 (OP) +I hate hyper-realistic texture CGI shit so much, it looks so ugly. +--- 636186254 +>>636185967 (OP) +where? give link +--- 636186328 +After watching the movie, can you say who Peach is? Where she from,how did she get her powers etc? +--- 636186368 +>>636186328 +She's from another world +>powers +she doesn't have any +--- 636186710 +>>636185967 (OP) +She's much the same except for the toon skin, if that's what it takes to finally be good, then she was never and still isn't good. +--- 636187091 +>>636185967 (OP) +I fucking hate peach so goddamn much +always have, always will +--- 636187287 +>>636186368 +So that's all what you know bout her,and you think its enough for making character "good"? +--- 636187465 +>>636186035 +shes fuckable af tho fr +--- 636187645 +>>636185967 (OP) +the face peach makes when bowser spreads his butt cheeks and demands her to rim his turtle asshole +--- 636187706 +Rosalina's hyper futa cock... +--- 636187764 +>>636187287 +>asks a question +>answer it +>SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS- + +This isn't Twitter cuck +--- 636187856 +>>636187764 +Oh,so you can't answer more than one question. Okay,I got you +--- 636188027 +>>636187856 +Kill yourself twitter troon. +--- 636188124 +Movie Peach just felt like every other animated film female lead of the past 5 years. She's nothing special. +--- 636188172 +>>636185967 (OP) +I probably would not dislike her that much if I had not watched Toy Story 4 just before this movie. +--- 636188252 +>>636187706 +>hyper +you don't know what hyper is +--- 636188539 +>>636185967 (OP) +All they did was gentrify her with the same fucking cliches in any other CalArts movie +--- 636188594 +>>636187856 +you need to leave, this isn't twitter +--- 636188648 +>>636188539 +>gentrify +you're not using that word correctly. +--- 636188694 +>>636185967 (OP) +she's just a generic hollywood female lead. Completely unlikeable and unfeminine +--- 636188739 +>>636188172 +What happened in that one? +--- 636188749 +>>636188694 +it's not like she ever had a personality to begin with in all fairness +--- 636188769 +>>636185967 (OP) +the fact that /v/ likes this movie makes me think they'd unironically enjoy anthony burch's writing +--- 636188774 +I like the posts from people who didn't see the movie +--- 636188956 +>>636185967 (OP) +>generic girlboss +>made bowser an incel +thanks illumination +--- 636188968 +>>636188749 +She has a personality in the non-RPG and non-sport/party games. It's just really, really bland in comparison to characters like Bowser and Luigi. +--- 636188998 +>>636188749 +maybe but in all the mario games I played she wasn't anything like the film version. Pretty standard damsel +--- 636189000 +>>636186035 +The put some of the actors in it, which is why you see Bowser doing Jack Black faces. +--- 636189008 +>>636187706 +You're completely fucked in the head if you like this grotesque shit. Just as mentally ill as fags and trannies. +--- 636189051 +>>636185967 (OP) +French studio, not American +--- 636189146 +>>636185967 (OP) +I dont know that peach looks like the kind of girl that would take you to the lower point of your life +--- 636189241 +It’s not trash because it was not made in america. +--- 636189450 +>>636186035 +This +--- 636189526 +>>636188956 +Bowser was an incel in the games too until Sunshine. +--- 636189569 +>>636188739 +Bo Peep became a bigger girlboss. +--- 636189801 +>>636186074 +Ok so like... for MONTHS before this movie came out there were posts that showed a closeup of Peach's lips. Then we get this scene in the movie where she's making a kissing face and all of a sudden those posts aren't being made? No one even mentioned it? + +Was it very low-level marketing or something? +--- 636190028 +>>636188998 +>Pretty standard damsel +I don't I'm struggling to think of damsels that are blander even fucking olive oil has more personality while zelda completely mogs her +--- 636190117 +>>636186035 +Most people look ugly when they smile or cry. +--- 636190524 +>>636187287 +You've overdosed on RLM. You must commit sudoku. +--- 636190613 +>>636187706 +disgusting faggots face the wall +--- 636190781 +>>636190486 +>>636185967 (OP) +These two posts are functionally the same. Bait posts for (you)s. +--- 636191059 +>>636189801 +Movie Peach isn't just less likeable than game Peach, she's also less attractive. +And Peach lips lusting has been around for longer than the Mario movie was in production by a fair margin, alongside other types of Peach hornyposting. Remember the Wiimote ads with the gloves? +--- 636191992 +>>636188769 +>i hate fun +--- 636192094 +>>636185967 (OP) +The nose ruins everything. Holy fuck that shitty, terrible nose. +--- 636192212 +>>636187287 +A good character fits the narrative regardless of how much depth they have. +--- 636192225 +>>636186309 +What a fucking BOSS! +--- 636192335 +>>636185967 (OP) +There are no characters in the Super Mario Brothers movie, they speedrun every character arc so nobody feels like they have any depth or real connections. Mario literally breaks into the castle and Peach goes from "who are you, intruder" to "okay you can come on my diplomatic journey to the Kong Kingdom" in 5 seconds. +--- 636192383 +>>636185967 (OP) +>white +>good +loooooooool +--- 636192543 +>>636189801 +...Lip posting started with Mario Party before the movie was ever even thought about, you fucking newfag. +--- 636192631 +>>636185967 (OP) +>sees post +>mfw +Looks like /v/irgins obsessing over another character yet again +--- 636192668 +>>636189801 +>Schizo zoomers are now a thing +Uh oh +--- 636192682 +>>636186035 +Fucking nightmarish +--- 636192828 +>>636185967 (OP) +>Hollywood "girlboss" +>good character + +Kys shill +--- 636192843 +>>636190486 +Kill yourself you gook loving cuck +--- 636193024 +>>636185967 (OP) +More importantly, did they ever show her feet in the movie? +--- 636193528 +>>636189801 +what even is this post? +Are you trying to say Peach's lips were never posted before then because they always have. Or are you saying Peach's lips were only posted because of movie marketing which is retarded +--- 636193648 +>>636189801 +meds +--- 636193659 +>>636193024 +--- 636193719 +>>636185967 (OP) +Comicbook and cartoon Peach was great. So Peach was already good more or less from the get go. +--- 636193743 +>>636193659 +Pajama Peach gives strong Shantae vibes +--- 636194042 +>>636190028 +Olive Oil got into fights honestly. She's a fun cartoon character.>>636190486 +--- 636194089 +>>636190486 +shalom rabbi +--- 636195854 +sexo peach +--- 636196102 +>>636185967 (OP) +I was going to say something funny but then my captcha told me to NTR Donkey Kong... what the FUCK!? +--- 636196270 +>>636189569 +Oh. +--- 636196523 +>>636186328 +Lost Aryan Hyperborean race from Thule (Atlantis) +--- 636196692 +>Peach puts a tiny piano in the Bowser jar +>Has him sing Peaches while Mario plows her in front of him +More like Bowser Cuckpa. +--- 636196893 +>>636185967 (OP) +How do you Disneyshills feel that a Nintendo kino outgrossed your shitty movies? +--- 636197060 +>>636186309 +Does this imply Toads are actually powerful warriors? +--- 636197069 +>>636189051 +French/American/even Japanese co-production +--- 636197145 +>>636196893 +>Gets mogged quality wise by a decade late sequel to a spinoff about the Shrek cat +>Gets mogged financially by a Mario movie +>Gets mogged at the Oscars by a Del Toro Pinocchio movie that came out the same year as their own remake +Sucks to suck for the rat +--- 636197149 +That isn’t princess peach, she’s + nothing like the canon character. They just made a new character and gave her costume and gave her the same name. +--- 636197339 +>>636187287 +The stance, argument, or whatever you are trying to propose here is very weak. +--- 636197401 +>movie implicates that this Peach is Rosalina's daughter +>a Luma is in the movie(despite no meaningful interaction) +>Galaxy music in the credits +Oh they definitely wanted to make Galaxy the sequel +--- 636197403 +>>636185967 (OP) +Mario himself felt really unnecessary in that movie, with the way they made Peach she could've dealt with Bowser on her own. +--- 636197414 +>>636186035 +I'm glad someone else finally said it +Peach's face in the movie was uncanny as fuck at times. +--- 636197429 +>>636197145 +Mario is eating Mickey's lunch and I'm loving every minute. +--- 636197498 +>>636197145 +puss in boots 2 was fucking awful, 1 was much better +>5 fps animations for MUH ARTSTYLE +>literal redditor companion +>retarded story +i really don't fukcing know why people praise this movie so bad, the only good part of it was the portrayal of death +--- 636197523 +>>636197069 +No. +--- 636197535 +>>636197401 +>Peach is Rosalina's daughter +The Game Theory guy is gonna freak +--- 636197706 +>>636185967 (OP) +[x] Wrong nation +[x] Wrong age +[x] Wrong assessment + +Breddy gud show. +--- 636197916 +>>636197498 +>muh heckin realistic representation of panic attacks and stress +>it's so relatable! +--- 636197928 +>>636196692 +>movie ends with Bowser in a cuck cage +--- 636198021 +>>636189051 +It's headquartered in America. The grunt work is in France. +--- 636198034 +>>636193528 +You're witnessing the power of schizo. +--- 636198047 +>>636185967 (OP) +overly attached gf lookin' bitch +--- 636198221 +>>636186309 +MILLIONS OF PEACHES +PEACHES FOR ME +--- 636198479 +>>636186309 +Love Feet on the Bottom Right pic, no artist has drawn her in that specific outfit yet, what a shame. +--- 636198592 +>>636198047 +>Porn mags +Is she dating a fucking boomer? +--- 636198641 +>>636197401 +>Movie implies Peach is Rosa's daughter +W-wasnt the other way round all along...? Please elaborate. Also what about all those stupid theories about Rosa being Peach's daughter? +... +wait a minute, that doesnt make sense, does it? Rosa is at minimum a couple centuries old what the fuck were they thinking?? +--- 636198652 +>>636189801 +>dude shills +>dude marketing +Use your fucking brain +--- 636198734 +>>636186035 +I’m glad Movie Peach is scaring and weeding out the frightened anons +--- 636198797 +>>636198047 +kek +--- 636198834 +>>636198734 +Man she looks weird having all of those individual hairs. +--- 636198840 +>>636187706 +--- 636198860 +>>636198592 +Hey now Jack, everyone has to start somehow +--- 636198938 +>>636193659 +FEET +--- 636199039 +Peach is argentinian +--- 636199056 +>>636196102 +NTR confirmed for the Donkey Kong Movie + +Source: 4Channel Captcha +--- 636199230 +>>636197149 +Is that you Daisy? +--- 636199367 +>>636197401 +>>636197403 +>>636197535 +--- 636199475 +>>636199367 +Why wasn't Jumpman at the family dinner if he was Mario's dad? +--- 636199669 +>>636197401 +Nah the Galaxy Music felt kinda forced since the movie didn’t even take place in Space, the Luma didn’t even feel like it belonged other than to plant seeds for the inevitable Rosalina in the sequel + + I would have love Sunshine Music or even Super Mario Land 1 or 2 music but those probably wouldn’t have fit either +--- 636199792 +>>636199039 +What's wrong with her face? +--- 636199793 +>>636198834 +That's what HD detail does. +Just be glad they logically kept the shapes of the clumps of hair instead of making look like normal real-life hair or nu-anime flat hair. +--- 636199993 +this movie FLOPPED in Japan. +--- 636200115 +>>636199475 +If you mean the guy at the arcade machine, it's a meta thing that he's Mario's dad because he's voice by the current Charles Martinet Mario (like the actual dad in the movie too). The guy's simply a supporter praising their accents in the commercial. +--- 636200157 +>>636199792 +She's american +--- 636200589 +>>636185967 (OP) +>good +--- 636200905 +>always a damsel in distress +>30+ years later, trends change to make women more "competent" +>in the movie, she looks strong and confident, ready to kick ass +>gets captured by Bowser anyway +>Mario & Luigi end up kicking ass at the climax + +Like... what was the point of all the bravado? +--- 636201004 +>>636187706 +>hyper +>futa +Give me a dickgirl with realistic proportions, then we'll talk. + +>>636188774 +Waiting for the bluray rip. +--- 636202831 +>>636185967 (OP) +Paper mario, dumbfuck. +--- 636203560 +>>636202831 +>stands around doing nothing but talking to a star +oh wow amazing character +--- 636203907 +>>636185967 (OP) +Is this what a good character is according to burgers +--- 636203925 +>>636193743 +They're human sized Toad clothes +But yeah they're kind of charming. +--- 636204168 +movie would've been better if they swapped peach for daisy or rosilina but no she just has to be there because muh iconic character +--- 636204424 +>>636199993 +Japs still got some taste. +--- 636204474 +>>636204168 +Daisy is not a tomboy she does not act like this get your headcanon out of here +>BUT +fucking GCN USA manuals from 20 years ago +--- 636205446 +Peach was never a girlboss/badass character. In most appearances, she carries herself in a regal, professional way with hints of mischievousness and playfulness. +People refer to Super Princess Peach as her being tough, but even in that game, she still acts as described above, albeit with extreme emotions (i.e. anger creates fire, sadness creates water) She’s not even punching and kicking on her own, she’s using a magic umbrella to attack and fly around. +It’s really kind of silly, because the characterization for Peach in this movie is actually closer to what Zelda would be like. +--- 636206221 +what happened to king boo during the wedding fight +--- 636206334 +Ayo what if phone games are machine slots disguised as game. + +But even weirder why they killed the RTS genre with gacha and the likes. + +I legit wanted to end myself when I get an ad for red alert gay retarded ass nigger game. +--- 636206365 +>>636203560 +Tell me you didnt play any of the Paper Mario games without telling me you didnt play any of the Paper Mario games. + +Paper Peach was always portrayed as clever and strong willed and was always doing something noteworthy to both the story and her character during her moments. +In Paper Mario 64 she broke free several times and actively snuck over grunts to look for a way out, gathered intel for Mario using Twink, fearlessly debated Bowser several times with temple and even helped Twink with her own power to stand up against Kammy, leading Mario to victory at the end because of it. TTYD was more of the same, and as far as Im aware she even stood against Shadow Queen. +Paper Mario is where you see her active in gameplay the most, but she shares the same cleverness and temple as before, standing up against both Bleck and Bowser to the point she had to be physically tortured by Anastasia to yield. Not to mention she became the absolute fetish dream of any sub loser during the Swoon.exe segment. + +Im not fully aware of how she is treated in the later games, but if Boweser was kept mostly the same, I assume Peach was kept the same. Paper Peach is the best version of Peach, she is cute, gentle, and also capable and badass, all perfectly coexisting within the same character principles. +--- 636206785 +>>636206365 +>headcanon +--- 636208062 +>>636187706 +>shitty filler character not even referenced in the movie +>attached to a degenerate fetish +Checks out. +--- 636208537 +>>636206365 +idiot +--- 636210395 +>Attempt to create lore for Mario +>It's a generic fish out of water scenario +--- 636210560 +Nintendo never had any good characters just stereotypes +--- 636210740 +>>636197401 +Sequel will have Devito as Wario and Neil Patrick Harris as Waluigi and introduce a Bowser redemption arc. Sequel after that will have Bowser Jr as the bad guy with Bowser trying to reign him and flip flop between that or encouraging him. The fourth movie will be Mario Galaxy and the final one will be Odyssey. +--- 636210847 +>>636210395 +>attempt to create lore +you didn't see the movie +--- 636212183 +>>636185967 (OP) +I want to punch that stupid face until there is nothing left. Negan style +--- 636212512 +>>636198047 +Her teeth are clean. How do they brush their teeth in the mushroom kingdom?? +--- 636213370 +>>636185967 (OP) +>no lips +inferior +--- 636213610 +Movie peach is just any lead female of the woke era. Girl boss staff user know it all annoying bitch. They hire pratt because he naturally sounds like a moron. +--- 636213615 +>>636185967 (OP) +>>636189683 +Peach, but she is r63 jim carrey +--- 636213762 +>>636199039 +Ghostmane was in the Mario Movie? +--- 636214525 +>>636185967 (OP) +Name one unique character trait about Peach, and I'll agree. + +Spoiler: you can't. +--- 636214950 +>>636190117 +ugly cope. there are people who have beautiful smiles and then you have people like the budweiser tranny who have a horrifying uncanny joker smile. +--- 636215112 +>>636196893 +I'm honestly still mad that Toy Story 4 and Incredibles 2 are higher, fuck those movies. +--- 636215212 +>>636185967 (OP) +What's her name uggo who voiced her is ugly. Basing Peach on her was a terrible mistake. +--- 636216076 +>>636193528 +I'm just shocked that no one pointed it out. I saw lips posted all the time and then once there is something to talk about, silence. +--- 636216349 +>>636210395 +The cartoon was an isekai too. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quQ95LH-fzw [Embed] +--- 636216698 +>>636185967 (OP) +It's incredible that the entire lot of you shrieking diaper-shitting bitchbabies are STILL being triggered by this meaningless drivel almost a year later. I thought this place was populated by men, not by crying teen girls. +--- 636216705 +>>636189801 +If you want an unironic answer as to why I've barely posted Peach's lips ever since the movie came out. +It's simply that ever since the movie I've been unsure of what version of Peach I should post the lips of. And my literal autism makes the choice a surprisingly difficult choice to make. And something I consider and reconsider every time I get the idea of maybe posting Peach's lips. + +And that's true. It's actual autism. +Whether or not you want to believe this or just write off all my past posts as some kind of paid shilling scheme. Is up to you I guess. +Though I've never been the only one posting Peach's lips. We must have been at minimum a few anons. But I've posted them a lot. +--- 636217248 +Would /v/ have trooned out about the movie less if it was made by Don Bluth? +--- 636217516 +>>636217248 +That depends on if Peach looks like Daphne +--- 636217647 +>>636186035 +Oy vey cool it with the antisemitism anon. +--- 636217879 +No one in this shitty movie is a "good character" +--- 636218047 +>>636185967 (OP) +I just want a good 3d model of her +I don't wanna have to make it myself but I'll do it if I have to +--- 636218115 +>>636217516 +someone needs to do a peach hair edit so we can see if it works +--- 636219302 +>>636217248 +This board is so underage it has no idea who that is. +--- 636219407 +>>636186309 +only bottom left is cute and even then they are trying too hard to make her "tough". + +>>636189526 +You mean the other way around, Sunshine was the beginning of leaning much harder into the romantic aspect compared to the previous games which had much more elaborate plots. +--- 636219494 +>>636185967 (OP) +Nintendo won. get over it. +--- 636219798 +>>636199475 +Giuseppe isn't Jumpman + +>>636200905 +This has always been the problem with characters stepping outside of their role when they aren't the main hero. + +>We need Peach more """confident""" +>okay +>but Bowser's motivation at the end of the day is still subjugating her +>and also Mario still has to save the day + +So she's destined to job, so it looks even worse because she's obviously very capable even without powerups yet still needs to lose when the plot calls for it. It's what happens when you have shitty writers. +--- 636219951 +>>636187465 +breedable you say frfr no cap on a stack? +--- 636220141 +>>636198834 +Go back to making obnoxious videos Nick Robinson +--- 636220221 +>>636200157 +Nah the girl in the back is American +--- 636220298 +>>636186035 +mutted. Doesn't look poeachy, that's the sole post of the tranny OP. Reminder he will never be a womyn and that Biden is soon history, as is the tranny mania in the USA. +Whoever comes next, will make short work of the jews and their woke media blitz +--- 636220350 +>>636185967 (OP) +Great bait. +--- 636220391 +>>636186035 +Thats just american animation studios doing their job +--- 636220449 +>>636192212 +That's true to an extent, but unfortunately Movie Peach undermines the narrative rather than fitting it. +--- 636220854 +>>636216698 +Practice what you preach. You're coming across like a bitchbaby yourself. +--- 636220892 +A problem with the SMB Movie is that it tries too hard to be funny in a way that feels cheap and doesn't try hard enough to be good at storyelling, so it ends up doing neither thing particularly well. Like, there's a cheap attempt to get a laugh from the audience every minute or so, with rare exception. Almost every scene is undermined, the entire movie into a joke. There are a few times when the movie doesn't do this, and those times are notably more interesting. Imagine if the Lion King or Toy Story, actually good animated movies, were like that. They have resonated and endured nearly as much as they do. Sure it's important to have some comedic elements, but the movie tries way too hard with it and it spoils the whole thing. +--- 636221250 +>>636206365 +Based and objectively correct. +--- 636221491 +>>636186309 +This also indicates that somewhere out there, there's probably a nude model for Peach that they threw different outfits on. + +Sure it's probably smooth as a Barbie doll, but still. A leak would be pretty cool, and the community could fill in the missing parts. +--- 636221557 +>>636220892 +>those typos +>A problem with the SMB Movie is that it tries too hard to be funny and doesn't try hard enough to be good at storyelling, so it ends up feeling cheap and doing neither thing particularly well. There's a cheap attempt to get a laugh from the audience every minute or so, with rare exception. Almost every scene is undermined, the entire movie was turned into a joke. There are a few times when the movie doesn't do this, and those times are notably more interesting. Imagine if the Lion King or Toy Story, actually good animated movies, were like that. They have resonated and endured nearly as much as they do. Sure it's important to have some comedic elements, but the movie tries way too hard with it and it spoils the whole thing. +--- 636221604 +>>636188252 +He nor wrong, man +--- 636221763 +>>636188774 +Amazing that 90% of /v/ has clearly not seen it and its fucking free online. What a newfag board. +--- 636221768 +>>636190613 +Are you Mario fan retard? +--- 636221921 +>>636206365 +Why do people confuse being an abrasive asshole with being "strong". I must be the strongest and most admirable person my friendgroup has ever seen... +--- 636221937 +>>636187706 +>mega superstar hyper galaxy morning star mushroom +DEFINITELY BASED DEPARTMENTAL +--- 636221992 +>>636190613 +where is she :(? +--- 636222021 +>>636220298 +it's fascinating how schizos like this one made themselves at home since 2016 and thinks everyone is as incel and tranny obsessed as him +--- 636222165 +>>636185967 (OP) +illumination peach is a shit character and a terrible person. +telling that the movie spends more time on her than mario yet she has 0 character development, has nothing in common with actual peach and is the worst character by far. +--- 636222358 +>>636217894 +she has some really fucking ugly and obnoxious illumination faces throughout the movie, the start is probably the worst. +--- 636222794 +>>636185967 (OP) +--- 636222831 +>>636221992 +Probably in there. +--- 636223025 +Movie Peach makes a lot of weirdly intense faces and a lot of really aloof faces. It's meant to make her look cool, but I think it makes her look like a cold bitch sometimes and slightly psychotic other times, and it's a shame because she's capable of making some really cute faces. +--- 636223090 +It's actually insane how everyone instantly forgot about this movie after it was released, zero actual impact despite the sale numbers. +--- 636223437 +>>636223090 +& the constant fist pumping is a major turn off. +--- 636223459 +They Turned Peach into a Feminist she dont need to be Saved anymore +--- 636223574 +>>636223090 +It's the movie everyone thought it was gonna be: Peach is the most stereotypical girlboss in Hollywood history, Mario is incompetent except for two scenes, and all the predictable plot points and beats are hit right when they are the safest and most predictable. There is zero substance or noteworthy memorability to such a calculated, mass marketable product. +--- 636223750 +>>636221921 +A lot of feminists confuse a gentle, warm, and vulnerable female character as some kind of negative representation of women, when that isn't really the criteria. The criteria is whether they're passive and inert. Peach was never characterized in that way, even though her circumstances often lead to her in a position of distress, she still shows strength, grace, and resolve throughout the series. +They particularly see vulnerability as a weakness, not realizing that in the case of warm and gentle characters, their strength lies in cultivating friendship and love around them, which is an incredibly important attribute. +Movie Peach is all about appearances - appearing strong, appearing cool, appearing capable, even if her role in the story ends up being less impactful to the story than her original damsel in distress, maiden archetype would have.Their attempt to erase the inherent vulnerability from Peach's character ironically results in the most shallow and superficial version of her ever created. Which is saying something, considering Peach was never a deep or complex character in the first place. +--- 636223867 +>>636185967 (OP) +Trannies are still shilling this turd? +Remember to sage +--- 636223872 +>>636223750 +>They particularly see vulnerability as a weakness, not realizing that in the case of warm and gentle characters, their strength lies in cultivating friendship and love around them, which is an incredibly important attribute. +To clarify, those strengths are connected to the emotional openness and empathy that comes from embracing the vulnerable aspects of yourself. +--- 636223925 +>>636186035 +Illumination made peach look like Hillary +--- 636224081 +>>636220391 +>american animation studios +lol +--- 636224358 +>>636220350 +This makes me wonder, what are the chances of Peach looking good in a knight-like outfit? I was thinking of something like Princess Sapphire from Princess Knight and Alucard from Symphony of the Night, the one you posted makes it seem like a good idea desu. Im going to try it with the draw I was doing of her just as a proof of concept. + +>>636221921 +>Why do people confuse being an abrasive asshole with being "strong". +I see your point here, but Im personally not confusing things with what I said. One thing is having a character that is a "look at me Im so cool and badass" smug bitch while effectively being infuriating to watch and at the end of the day is just another basic gender representation. +...And a different thing is having a character that is cute, gentle and ladylike at her core, that also goes out of her way sometimes, someway, to be strong and badass when context allows it, not always in a literal in-your-face sense, but more in subtle ways too. This one is actually really good because it allows you, as a viewer, appreciate both sides of the character separately when you see them at tandem. +Movie Peach seems to be more of the former, while Paper Peach seems to be more of the latter. + +Another case in point: Maria from Rondo of Blood is an adorable piece of cotton, and without being abrasive or bitchy, she ends up being cool character while keeping her cuteness intact, and that makes you appreciate, in two different ways, the fact she owned fucking Dracula using only two pigeons. +Of course not every female character needs to be cute and also badass, but when it's done for the sake of good storytelling, done well and it makes total sense within the confines of the setup, it is a nice detail to see. +--- 636224651 +>>636223025 +>blur the shit out of the image so you can't see her upper lip lines and philtrum illumination added not realising details like that should be removed from cartoon faces. +--- 636224752 +>>636224651 +That's just how blurry it ended up being in the trailer, since it was a blink-and-you'll miss it moment as she walks away from her snarky "no pressure" quip. +--- 636224890 +>>636223750 +>>636223872 +Completely agree to all, also... +>Movie Peach is all about appearances +>Their attempt to erase the inherent vulnerability from Peach's character ironically results in the most shallow and superficial version of her ever created. +It couldnt have been said better, bless thee, anon. +--- 636224910 +>>636198734 +>>636223025 +These don't even look like the same person. +--- 636224931 +>>636224358 +Is Princess Knight title get an CV: Lords of Shadow style games? +--- 636225021 +>https://hogwartslegacy.bugs.wbgames.com/patch-notes +Is it finally worth playing ? +--- 636225141 +>>636185967 (OP) +Literally every frame of her is gross +--- 636225618 +>>636217894 +she looks like how a girl who was the cute one at my high school in 2003 looks now +--- 636225742 +is movie Peach a virgin? +--- 636225905 +>>636225742 +Video Game Peach Yes +Movie Peach No +--- 636226476 +Why do people think movie Peach is some kind of cunt? +Did we even watch the same movie? +--- 636227491 +>>636186074 +it's the fucking lip biting for me fuuuuuuck +--- 636227631 +>>636226476 +because she's a cunt. +1. she's very violent abusive and pushy. +2. she's condescending and thinks she's better than everyone. she especially views mario as below her and the way she speaks is just 100% "typical cunt American woman" +3. she's a mary sue who is a far better mario than mario without it ever being earned she just "got it first try" with no need to even practice. + +she stops doing cunt things towards the end of the movie but only because she's got her hands full and doesn't really have the opportunity. +the writers still felt the need for her to basically do everything and tell mario he needs to grab the star. even though since she could easily throw the koopas off she could have just grabbed the star herself since she was right next to it but they wouldn't have gotten away with that. +she never actually changes or apologises for being a cunt. +--- 636227836 +>>636225905 +Video game Peach for the win no Hymen no diamond +--- 636228758 +>>636225905 +Video game Peach didn’t even know if she was Bowser jr’s mother or not. +--- 636228943 +>>636185967 (OP) +I want a DK movie +--- 636229339 +>>636185967 (OP) +>>636186035 +>OBLIGATORY + +https://youtu.be/62UzLgdb1GQ [Embed] +--- 636229425 +>>636196102 +One million Niko Avocadoes......ewww. +--- 636229516 +Video game Peach is cute in a weird plastic blow-up doll sort of way. +Movie Peach is hot as fuck. The things she did to my dick were insane, and basically all of you are gay and dumb. +--- 636229542 +>>636217894 +https://youtu.be/62UzLgdb1GQ [Embed] +--- 636229560 +>>636228943 +Same, who do you cast as K Rool? +--- 636229716 +>>636221763 +I will not watch it on my PC +I will not watch it even for free +--- 636229770 +>>636217894 +I’m not sure what you’re trying to prove. All characters look weird inbetween frames. +--- 636231216 +>>636212183 +you will never taste peach's lips +--- 636231283 +>>636217248 +he was overrated +--- 636231605 +>>636225905 +>Momma Peach....I'm your momma!? + +I don't think so +--- 636231674 +sexo +>but +don't care +sexo +--- 636231765 +>>636229516 +based +--- 636232427 +>>636227631 +>1. she's very violent abusive and pushy. +But she really isn't. At worst you could claim she might be a bit pushy, but it was really Mario who first began by being very insistent on wanting her assistance. +>2. she's condescending and thinks she's better than everyone. +>she especially views mario as below her +No and no. She has a pretty strong moment of surprise/bewilderment over Mario, another human being, being so much shorter than herself. And let's be fair, Mario is short and it's kind of one of (non-Super) Mario's defining characteristics. +But she drops that whole thing almost immediately, does not bring it up again regardless. +Instead she is conveyed to have an almost unfounded faith in Mario's abilities. And supports him both his growth and him as a person, throughout the movie from the beginning of their first encounter to the end of the movie. At worst you might be able to point to how she didn't think this stranger she had met would beat Donkey Kong, but that she even thought that he just might is in itself showing her faith in Mario. +>3. she's a mary sue who is a far better mario than mario without it ever being earned she just "got it first try" with no need to even practice. +What kind of bullshit are you even spouting now? If you're referencing the training course then the first try thing is complete bullshit because the entire point was that it wasn't her first try at all. Her performance in the Mario Kart part while not bad wasn't flawless either. And while her final ambush at the wedding ceremony might have been somewhat impressive, I really have no idea why you'd claim it to be "far better" than what Mario was doing in the movie. +--- 636232454 +>>636228758 +That's not true, you misinterpret her reaction to Bowser JR. She was shocked that he thought she was his mom. I don't think she believed him. +--- 636232496 +>>636232427 +>>636227631 +>she stops doing cunt things towards the end of the movie +No. She never did cunt things to begin with. The absolute worst offender she did was reflexively judo throw Mario as he was all but about to accidentally tackle her out of nowhere. Unless you're still hung up about how she called him short. And both of these things are part of the same event immediately following their first encounter. +What's more. Getting this hung up about the short comment is petty, because while she may have stressed how surprisingly short Mario was. She never actually expresses any issues or dislike towards him being short throughout the movie at any point following that. There is no hint or implication that she thinks less of Mario for (objectively) being short. Fuck, in more than one instance she gives Mario a kind of extended gaze with such warmth that it's like her face all but stylistically melts. There is no way she looks down him or anything of the sort. +>she never actually changes or apologises for being a cunt. +So you really are just butthurt that she called him short? Because she proceeds to be nothing but kind and supportive towards Mario for the remainder of the entire movie. +--- 636232538 +>>636185967 (OP) +You mean a bad character? +--- 636232783 +>>636198840 +Why did they have some dress as a fucking cat out of nowhere? +>LOL SO RANDUM XD *HOLDS UP SPORK* +--- 636232980 +>>636232783 +here's your (you) +--- 636233120 +>>636232980 +What does that picture have to do with anything? +--- 636233160 +>b-but she grew up in the mushroom kingo +Shut up +--- 636233175 +does Peach actually love Mario? +--- 636233308 +Movie made a billie uh +gonna make another millie uh +/v/irgins mad, peach is bad +get fucked, uh +billie club +--- 636233335 +>>636199367 +I don't actually think they're going to make it official that Rosalina is Peach's mother or anything. +But it's probably pretty likely that they're going to explore the idea. Only to leave it ambiguous. +--- 636233352 +>>636185967 (OP) +That isn't Peach. That's some Pixar character. +--- 636233472 +>>636185967 (OP) +>sez me the 4chan schizo thread OP +haha... ok +--- 636234019 +>>636233160 +When you live in a world full of floating platforms and creatures that want to kill you and power ups all over the place, it makes perfect sense that Peach would be acrobatic as hell living in the Mushroom Kingdom her entire life. +In fact, at the end of the movie in what is most definitely a substantial timeskip, Mario and Luigi are shown to both have become acrobatic as fuck in the time they’ve lived in the Mushroom Kingdom. +https://youtu.be/XIG8KvX2aNA [Embed] +--- 636234080 +>>636232783 +>out of nowhere +There are multiple reasons. +1. It's one of the defining powerup of 3D World, which if you include the re-release of, is the latest Mario game to have hit the market. +2. 3D World is one of the more successful Mario games. +3. The cats and cute and the powerup is too, but the powerup is one of the more useful powerups. And the idea of doing the Str vs Dex with the underdog Mario in the cute powerup. Was just a good idea for the resolution of an encounter where Mario was otherwise outmatched. + +The tanuki powerup still got all the best parts. So you've got little if any reason to be upset with the cat powerup unless you really just hate the cat powerup for some reason. +--- 636234259 +>>636233175 +All things considered, it is not too far fetched to think they may have a little crush for one another, as they have shown quite some chemistry in official works, or at least taking each other in regard of what would be considered romantical interest. +>inb4 Odyssey +I dont know much about Odyssey, but based on what I've heard and what people have pointed out, I wouldnt count Odyssey's ending for anything. I assume the whole scene is something like "Mario and Bowser go full retardo on one another for Peach, so she ended up choosing neither out of spite for their behavior"; if Im right, then... come on, anon, any sane woman would've done the same, simply because that is not romantic at all, it is a complete mood killer and it is very brute. Peach made decisions out of emotions from the moment, not experiences in retrospective, so it doesnt really count for much, Mario and Bowser just scored an L each. +>inb4 nice headcanon +Thanks :) diff --git a/v/636186867.txt b/v/636186867.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8ef4cd3889294f2534d74c982fd58d7759432352 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636186867.txt @@ -0,0 +1,998 @@ +----- +--- 636186867 +China won. +--- 636187456 +>>636186867 (OP) +I want to destroy March's pussy +--- 636187638 +>>636186867 (OP) +is it grown up Paimon? +--- 636187702 +>>636186867 (OP) +Won what? +--- 636187765 +>>636187072 +there are no blacks in chinese games??? +--- 636187887 +3/7 nakadashi day +--- 636187937 +>>636186867 (OP) +Nobody cares about your shitty game +--- 636187946 +>>636186867 (OP) +yes +--- 636187965 +This shitpposter is never in the 5 daily zelds threads +--- 636188093 +>>636187937 +>few months old +>already in third place +>”nobody cares about your game” +Would’ve been faster if you just called yourself a retard. Retard +--- 636188338 +Is true this character is just "purple Makima" ? +--- 636188415 +>>636187937 +FGOChad we need to give other gacha a chance to shine. +--- 636188625 +>>636186867 (OP) +made for BULLYING and JOKE DIALOGUE CHOICES +--- 636188628 +>>636186867 (OP) +>leave saving gaming to me +--- 636188675 +>>636187937 +don't care tranny +--- 636188847 +I love March +--- 636188879 +I love this silly bitch +--- 636188886 +>>636187937 +Post the updated one. +--- 636188901 +>>636187937 +Nobody cares about Japan +--- 636188913 +>>636187072 +Too much visual clutter, not simple enough. Sorry to say, it won't ever reach the heights of the summertime saga picture. +--- 636188976 +>>636188628 +ok half expecting him to explode or burst into flames +--- 636189010 +>>636188338 +not really, she's just the "I know how important you are to the story and want to protect you like a big sister" character +--- 636189234 +>>636188628 +he looks like he enjoys auto-fellatio +--- 636189242 +>>636188886 +https://game-i.daa.jp/?cmd=s&k=acbd5bbcaf +--- 636189370 +>>636188901 +>nobody cares about japan +>chinks keep copying every single japanese game +Almonds activated +--- 636189449 +>>636189370 +>copied games proceed to make more money, especially in the non-asian market +--- 636189498 +>start playing star rail +>get to a boss +>lvl 19 supposedly from the area mobs while my MC and march are lvl 8 +>one shots my two dudes without shields +uhhhh..... whats the strat here? +--- 636189625 +>>636189498 +>uhhhh..... whats the strat here? +Level up your characters and light cones +Simple as +--- 636189672 +>>636186867 (OP) +>China won +>post generic girl that's just a bad copy/pasted character from some popular anime/game. +keep believing that shill. +--- 636189782 +>>636186867 (OP) +I mean soon we are getting a de-dollarization of the world so i guess they did +--- 636189839 +>>636189498 +>whats the strat here? +you press alt+f4, uninstall the game and go play a better and real jrpg. +--- 636189943 +>>636189449 +>>copied games proceed to make more money, especially in the non-asian market +Repeat after me my chinkoid friend +I will never be japanese +--- 636189957 +>>636189242 +>Other anon asked for updated of image from apple store +>He posted android one +Cheeky bastard aren'tya. +https://game-i.daa.jp/?cmd=s&k=6c860e6d10 +--- 636190032 +>>636189957 +EFOOTBALLBROS WE FUCKING WON +--- 636190112 +>>636189498 +Remember when the game explicitly walked you through the method to manually level your characters and light cones? You know, when it forced you to go through the process and wouldn't let you continue the game until you did it? Well, you're supposed to do that, retard. +--- 636190120 +>>636186867 (OP) +>shit on gacha +>decide that since i'm shitting on something, i should prolly play at least some of it so i know what i'm shitting on +>play arknights +>story is pretty meh and boring, but whatever +>gameplay is actually allright, except it's nothing to write home about +>girls are all cute +>play it casually and hit a brick wall literally, can not advance without grinding shit ad infinitum or (which they want) buying pulls and getting better chars +>realize i was right in shitting at gacha +prove me wrong with this game. you know you can't +--- 636190520 +>>636190120 +I can't force you to play it, but know well that the game in its current state is perfectly beatable with the shit they give you for free, and without heavy grinding. It's also ________fun. +--- 636190543 +>>636189943 +anon we can't just go from talking about gacha games profits to you bringing up non-gacha game profits +--- 636190610 +>>636190120 +I haven’t spent any money on arknights and haven’t had any problems. Maybe you just suck at the game? +--- 636190647 +>>636190120 +>>play it casually and hit a brick wall literally, can not advance without grinding shit ad infinitum +Doesn't happen in Genshin and Star rail. +The only wall here is you are on the mercy of the devs, once you hit finish doing the monthly content update. +Genshin even got option to turn down the game difficulty. +--- 636190654 +Star Rail is actual soulful kino. +I hope it becomes huge (it may already be I dunno I'm new) +--- 636190836 +>>636187937 +I feel like FGO did a great damage to the FATE series +--- 636190903 +>>636189498 +Imagine getting filtered this hard. Game literally held your hand +--- 636191253 +>>636188338 +Not at all +People are doing her dirty by associating her with that bitch Makima +--- 636191331 +>>636190120 +Do you just not look up guides for games you can't beat at all? Literally search how to clear x stage on youtube and you can find this autist that clears everything with free units man. +--- 636191416 +>>636190654 +Yes it's huge +And since it has Honkai in the name, the devs will treat it better than Genshin +--- 636191459 +At least the dialogue is more interesting and has its funny moments compared to genshin. +I dreaded when I had to do story quests in genshin, that shit put me to sleep. +--- 636191460 +>>636189498 +M9. . just level your characters. This isn't your first rodeo, right? +--- 636191513 +>>636190647 +>Doesn't happen in Genshin and Star rail. +Yeah, I, too, loved every second where I had to wait for the funny resin thingy to slowly regenerate so I could keep farming for the perfect artifact to cheese the shit outta anything +--- 636191528 +>>636191416 +Is this mean ZZZ will turned to be pile of shit because it ain't genshin nor honkai? +--- 636191551 +>>636186867 (OP) +>>636189957 +Since big budget games largely abandoned the 4 niggas in a row gameplay, not surprising that this is getting popular. +--- 636191724 +>>636186867 (OP) +Honestly seems worse than Genshin in every way, more censored too. Tailor made for the twitter crowd. +--- 636191737 +>>636191513 +>I had to wait for the funny resin thingy to slowly regenerate +Not a mandatory unless you are an abyss autist. +Do you farm relic and exp too in star rail? +You can finish the story mode just by using any material you got from doing the main quest. +Same shit with genshin, no one care about domain until they hit AR 50 and got nothing else to do because they already FINISH the MAIN Story. +--- 636191865 +>TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT +>autobattle +>TEXT TEXT TEXT TEXT +and people unironically defend this garbage +--- 636191904 +>>636189625 +>>636190112 +>>636191460 +>just level +fuck that cop out shit. i ask for strats. anyway i beat it by sacrificing one character that didn't contribute to breaking while march shields. +--- 636191940 +>>636191724 +https://twitter.com/Genshinmem/status/1654026075909881859?s=20 +you're retarded +--- 636191954 +>>636191904 +--- 636191993 +Finally a trans girl +--- 636192069 +>>636191904 +>NO I WILL NOT LEVEL UP IN THIS JRPG GAME THAT'S A COP OUT +What...? +--- 636192195 +>>636191940 +Show me Silver Wolf's navel. +Protip: You can't +Men like Sampo are fully uncensored btw, but of course a retarded shill like you would never admit it. +--- 636192304 +>>636192195 +Goalpost successfully moved, keep seething +--- 636192306 +>>636192069 +i bet you play on autobattle +--- 636192731 +4 days in, still no Seele +--- 636192757 +>>636191737 +No one cares about generic isekai plot #66756. You don't get shit from the story mode either so the only incentive is the move along the shitty plot. +--- 636192818 +My filthy rich gf +--- 636192839 +>>636192304 +I accept your concession tranny. +--- 636192931 +>>636186867 (OP) +i love china they don't tolerate the troons +--- 636192934 +>>636192757 +Don't care, that's not the goalpost. +I'm just talking to other anon that's not all gacha got shitty paywall story content. +Both Blue Archive and Priconne character side story literally locked until you pull them. +--- 636193031 +>>636189782 +chinese propaganda, even australian dollars are used more than chink currency +--- 636193052 +>>636192757 +>isekai plot + +That's not what isekai means, retard +--- 636193147 +>>636186867 (OP) +Belobog...home... +--- 636193172 +>>636193052 +>Noice! +Why is she so cute bros? +--- 636193339 +>>636192931 +Anon... +--- 636193447 +>>636193339 +Please no... don't tell me... +--- 636193524 +>The original singer said there are no extended version of this song +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcE6LSxFU5A [Embed] +First Dori's theme song, now this? +What the fuck were they thinking? +--- 636193547 +>>636193447 +just look at the colors +--- 636193626 +>>636186867 (OP) +OMG IS THAT GENERIC MIHOYO ANIME SLOP ARTSTYLE!??!?!?!?!?!? FREAKING EPIC AND ORIGINAL I MUST SPEND 500$ TO ROLL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 636193698 +>>636188093 +>few months old +It came out last week retard +--- 636193817 +>>636191865 +People still play Granblue after 9 years. +--- 636193905 +>>636193626 +You get her for free and she's pretty cracked. +--- 636193912 +>>636193626 +how is it generic +--- 636193940 +>>636191940 +k +--- 636194050 +>>636189234 +who doesnt +--- 636194121 +CHINA IS ASSHOLE +--- 636194164 +>>636193912 +When I come I to a thread and I don't know if that's Genshin Impact or not. +--- 636194180 +>>636194121 +-t ukraine +--- 636194191 +>>636193912 +It has no identity, nothing beyond "anime character". You can't look at a character and know it's from the game specifically. +--- 636194220 +>>636190120 +>prove me wrong with this game. +I can't because it's worse than AK in every way. all the praise star rail gets is from gambling addicts & chink shills. the game is completely barebones surface level """quality""" & unengaging I dropped it 2 hours in. +--- 636194262 +>>636193912 +How is it not? This shit look like every single anime game on planet earth +--- 636194348 +>>636188913 +The reason the WEG meme works is because it doesn’t have fucking text or color, I agree this forced meme is dogshit +--- 636194620 +>>636193547 +>perfectly good colour scheme now forever associated to a certain group of "people" +--- 636194831 +>>636187937 +Based UMU drawing all the yen +--- 636195032 +>>636194620 +That crowd ruined rainbows too +--- 636195385 +>>636190120 +Literally every single stage in Arknights is clearable with 3* squads. + +Although I wouldn't recommend doing that. If you hit a brick wall, go do something else - a side event or whatever - and continue accumulating resources and building your operators. +--- 636195490 +>>636193912 +every single character looks like "overdesigned 3d polygon #83636882725682" with grey, blue, black & purple motif copypasted. +--- 636195541 +>>636195490 +seethe troon +--- 636195746 +Trannies are REALLY mad about Star Rail +--- 636195771 +>>636195490 +They really do. Probably the worst character designs mihoyo has ever greenlit. +--- 636195772 +>>636195490 +lol, it has literally Ky Kiske but with more shit on (and less gratuitous english) +--- 636195905 +>>636187937 +holy based +--- 636195958 +>>636187937 +Weebsistas I don't feel so good..... +https://app.sensortower.com/top-charts?category=6014&country=JP&device=iphone&os=ios&locale=zh-CN +>>636186867 (OP) +--- 636195993 +>>636186867 (OP) +Pedantic reminder +--- 636196104 +>>636191737 +>Not a mandatory unless you are an abyss autist. +Yet doing anything else that gives EXP to level up requires it, once you finish the main quests you end up under leveled behind the required level to continue it and the other alternative is roaming around an empty land looking for chests +At least for other gachas I can do any activity that will give me something helpful while not being stopped by a shitty timer a la Warframe with their "exp per day" limit +--- 636196137 +>>636195490 +My only issue with these games is the weird disconnect between characters you own and the storyline. +Like I pulled one girl as a character then when I actually met her in the story we were strangers. It's like you've been fighting with me for the past six hours how are we strangers? +Just weird shit like that. +--- 636196174 +>>636187937 +In both AppStore and Google store of Japan. +Star Rail is all No.1 now. +>>636186867 (OP) +--- 636196176 +Why can a random Chinese dev release a game with servers around the world in several different languages, while Japan has to resort to dumping their games onto shitty localizers that lag behind the JP version for months if not years? +--- 636196214 +>>636186867 (OP) +Yes +--- 636196297 +>>636196174 +>https://game-i.daa.jp/?cmd=s&k=6c860e6d10 +It isn't +--- 636196319 +>>636195490 +they are covered more than muslims kek. +--- 636196376 +>>636187937 +And in US, Star Rail is No.2. +--- 636196506 +>>636196104 +If you level up your Rank by roaming around opening chest then you are dumb because a single chest only gave you miniscule of exp, Power leveling during 1.0 also retarded because no content exist past Rank 24. +People who played since launch already at AR 60 now even with small number of quest content that exist back then. +New player who start now literally 2.5 years worth of quests and Rank EXP to get. +--- 636196541 +>>636193547 +That combination of colors existed in kids cartoons from a half a century ago and tranny mental illness didn't exist back then +pedotrannies should get the rope and give back what they stole +--- 636196590 +>>636186867 (OP) +soulless, low-effort anime faces never win. +--- 636196602 +>>636196176 +kys c/u/ck +--- 636196642 +>>636196376 +Not even counting how many people play on PC as well now, that number is going up fast. +--- 636196924 +>>636196104 +I'm now at level 37 in Star rail and my last content was at 34 without roaming around opening chest like an autist. +Next update will 12 days from now on, by that moment I might already reach level 40 just by clearing SR notAbyss. +Yes, in SR you can spend resin in the notAbyss for better reward even if you failed to finish the run. +--- 636196951 +>>636196297 +Sense Tower shows it is. +Star Rail is highest downloaded F2P game. while Fate is the highest profits game. No contradiction to the Jap chart. +--- 636197046 +>>636195490 +Okay but what's the alternative? Every other gacha that rightfully shows tits and ass pay the coom tax by having shit gameplay, chibishit or barely any opportunity to actually enjoy the sex appeal. A perfect world would have production value on the levels of hoyoshit but also the sex appeal of games like azur lane, destiny child, or monmusu TD but the unfortunate reality is that this shit is the way it is because it makes the most money this way. +--- 636197142 +>>636187072 +its over +--- 636197173 +>>636197046 +Also I'm just venting out of frustration. You don't have to do a rebuttal, I'm just very annoyed that the only way to get high quality sex appeal characters nowadays is by either modding hoyo games or praying the competition (WW, ToF, AG) can do it +--- 636197214 +>>636186867 (OP) +Game is heavily censored and pozzed though. +--- 636197219 +>>636188628 +欣赏 +--- 636197335 +>>636195490 +looks ok actually. i didn't like how gi's heads were weirdly disproportionate compared to body for the kid and teen models. +--- 636197386 +>>636195490 +Bailu is by far the best looking character in this game. Not over-designed, just simple and cute. +--- 636197421 +>>636197046 +>>636197173 +There's an upcoming 3D gacha that's heavy on fan service but I'm gatekeeping everyone on /v/ out of it, sorry anon. +--- 636197476 +>>636197173 +>e only way to get high quality sex appeal characters nowadays +Or play shitty JPEG collector since most of them got rated M. +--- 636197483 +>>636190836 +Fate as a series has been going nowhere. Just a bunch of shitty spin offs and ugly anime adaptions. FGO might be shitty but atleast it gave us SEX. I do wish they'd use their infinite amount of resources and make a proper fate game though. +--- 636197521 +>>636187937 +It's over... it's only making as much money as the biggest mobile game releasing one of the most hyped characters in it's existance..... +--- 636197530 +>>636187937 +>>636196297 +And in iOS store of Japan. +Star Rail is higher than Fate. +--- 636197602 +I feel weak, how do I get more powerful? +Do I level my characters first? or Lightcones? or their relics? +--- 636197667 +>>636190120 +AK is mid go play genshin +--- 636197669 +>>636197476 +I wouldn't call a jpeg high quality. I already rip all of the pictures from most of the ones out already like last origin but it just doesn't feel the same without some context or attachment to the character I guess? +--- 636197683 +>>636197602 +Level them and Lightcones. +--- 636197717 +>>636196176 +Japan will never give a fuck about non-JP players and are to lazy to give a damn about western censorship in their own servers +meanwhile CN is already strict with it and knows that sterile and non sexual shit sells way more +--- 636197728 +>>636191904 +you are an idiot +--- 636197945 +>>636196176 +>Japan doesnt believe that international audiences is worth the money +>so they never release anything internationally +>which reinforces the idea that international audiences isnt worth the money + +Also the Japan domestic market prints a ton of money, they would rather focus on making games that appeal to themselves alone first. +--- 636197998 +>>636192306 +No but I do level up my characters when I can and their light cones. You get good bonuses from it. +--- 636198109 +>>636195490 +>character has colors based on their element like every game that does the same +lmao holy retardo, want charizard to green? +--- 636198240 +>>636197717 +>non sexual shit sells way more +It's not because non-sexual sells way more, it's because if they don't obey CCP's rules in CN region, they cannot sell their games, at all. +Regardless sexual or not. +--- 636198248 +>>636195490 +>game still hasn't given me Himeko +AHHHH I JUST NEED RED HEAD PLEASE +--- 636198278 +>>636192306 +>autobattler +>not playing on auto +every mihoyo game is filled with gacha newfags. +auto is always the hardest btw and a goal to achieve in end game encounters +--- 636198991 +>>636195490 +Look, you can hate Gacha shit all you want but you wish the character design this game has looked this great on other games +--- 636199074 +>World wide got millions of people downloading these games +>Japan barely got 10k-50k players for each game +>Japan literally funding these game to stay alive +Be honest, you guy seriously think japs doesn't waste their horny otaku money for Mihoyo games or Nikke? +Nikke gameplay literally got no redeeming quality and yet the revenue is on par with FGO and Genshin just because the game doesn't have exclusive Japanese app like FGO or Priconne. +--- 636199614 +>>636198991 +they don't gold a candle to a game from an actual indie studio like path to nowhere. You'd notice that there's dozens of gachas far better designed if you took mihojew's dick out your mouth. +--- 636199818 +>>636199614 +>path to nowher +I tried it 2 weeks ago and was surprised by how good it was overall. Nice music, characters, atmosphere, and the story was serviceable for what it was. +--- 636200428 +>>636199614 +>posts a picture of cheap looking art that has shit proportions and women that look like trashy butch lesbians +is this supposed to impress someone? would make me stay far away from the game +--- 636200469 +>>636198278 +yep I made a tanky/sustain team just so i can auto through just about everything except sim world bosses +--- 636200653 +>>636186867 (OP) +The fluoride Mihoyo stare. +--- 636200732 +>>636200428 +unironically better than some committee overdesigned twitter characters +--- 636200858 +Getting my ass beat by the level 42 Bronya. Is this doable before Equilibrium 2? +--- 636200913 +>>636196176 +none of their garbage would do well internationally so they don't do it. it's all png auto battler trash and pachinko horse tranny shit for satisfying autism native to jp. +--- 636201113 +>>636200732 +Himeko literally moggs every tranny in your picture. None of those girls look appealing to anyone who isn't black. +--- 636201274 +Who should i save for meta wise, i have seele bronya and gepard so far +--- 636201426 +>>636201113 +>WHOA a generic onee-san who acts smug all the time how revolutionary!1!! +Himeko is literally the most boring character ever and to top it off she has even less sex appeal than her HI3 version who had an actual personality despite dying so shortly into the game. You faggots have zero taste. +--- 636201607 +>>636188628 +lmao roidnigger +--- 636201689 +>>636201426 +>Normal pretty pale redhead with large breasts with a beauty mark in a stylish white feminine dress = Bad +>Butch lesbians with undercuts, shitty coloed highlighted hair, cheap prostitute clothing and shitty piercings = Good +Ew. Just ew. +--- 636202446 +>>636199614 +>complain about generic design +>post the most generic-looking ugly bitches in existence +--- 636202504 +>>636201274 +If you're actually going for the meta, save for Blade or SSR Dan Heng +--- 636202638 +>>636194191 +so you are just implying that any game with anime asethethic is generic now, how about ryza or those shitty jrpgs then +--- 636202689 +Why is the main story and gameplay so boring and alf the cast so uninteresting. + +the side story and optional stuff is actually more wothwhile as they have funny dailaogue but thats about it. +I'll probably drop it. +--- 636202921 +>>636186867 (OP) +>Stelle is somehow even more autistic than Lumine +how... +--- 636203730 +>>636202689 +I finished all content up to now and the only dialogues that were worth reading were the ones about literal trash +--- 636203802 +>>636203730 +actually true there's some existential shit in those cans +--- 636204680 +>>636203730 + +Agreed, i feel like there's a joke here. +The dialogue was funny and it felt like the writer played the west of loathing and checked the spitoons. +Some other stuff like hiding in the cupboard was good too, shames there's not much of these. +--- 636205060 +>>636187937 +fgo could do absolute nothing for a year, no story, no event, nothing at all, drop a new banner and get to number 1 making millions + +piece of a shit of a game so much money so little content +--- 636205412 +>>636205060 +That's what they literally did for the past few years lmao +--- 636206393 +Gacha would be a dead genre if it weren't for coomers +--- 636206665 +>>636201689 +Yes. +--- 636208878 +>>636186867 (OP) +march is really cute +--- 636208936 +>>636187072 +Strange that I don't see this spammed in the FGO tranny threads. +--- 636209184 +>>636196176 +Because most of them don't care about the western public to begin with, and with good reason seeing how quickly the "global" versions of some games die, though that's also the publisher's fault (looking at you, Crunchyroll). +--- 636209359 +>cute +>face of the game +>would make for an amazing GF/wife +>tries to invite the MC into her room to cuddle before getting scolded by pom pom +Reminder that March is the canon wife and will bare many children +--- 636209578 +>>636205060 +That's literally that Fate has been doing and it works exactly the way you described lawl +--- 636209585 +>>636206393 +How little you actually know. Anime and coomer gacha isn't even the most profitable gacha there is when compared to the non-coomer gacha market. +t. Worked in the mobile game industry +--- 636209962 +>>636209359 +reminder that March is a trans woman +--- 636210056 +>>636191513 +I didn’t know resin stopped you from doing quests and exploring +--- 636210286 +>>636189010 +>big sister +*mommy +--- 636210470 +>>636209962 +grab yourself a rope and join them +--- 636210485 +>>636186867 (OP) +Ni hao +--- 636210527 +>Loot some boxes in city +>Get this +It's over... +--- 636210914 +>>636189957 +fatebros... you told me chinkhoyo would never surpass us +--- 636210972 +>>636210470 +kys faggot +--- 636210984 +>>636188628 +This guy is most likely 180 cm MAX, only manlets lift +--- 636211528 +>>636205060 +there are a bunch of crazy motherfuckers in 2ch buying $5k-$7k worth of SQ per month just to support the game. +Nips can be too nationalistic in that way but i sort of understand them when some chink company comes with a zelda clone and now a rpg game for casuals +--- 636212253 +>>636209585 +Now that you mentioned it. Yeah candy crush and clash of clans aren't coomshit but are just as cancer +--- 636212467 +>>636187937 +who the fuck uses apple phone outside america +--- 636212552 +>>636188628 +Hey, chink. What are you doing in Australia/Canada? +--- 636213096 +>>636188338 +such an absolute chad, put a planetary nuke into you. +Save up lads shes coming in 1.2 +--- 636213454 +>>636210056 +>Exploring an empty stretch of nothing for about 5 XP on things like killing fodder enemies or opening junk chests +>Doing quests which are finite and eventually will get locked out by your Adventurer level +Let's not pretend as though the game isn't intending you to use Resin to spam shrines to get anywhere. +--- 636213468 +Chinagods, I kneel. +--- 636213675 +>>636190120 +>literally admits to getting filtered by braindead gacha that is beatable by starters +I fucking cant +--- 636214020 +>>636195490 +>how much asymmetry do you want in your character designs senpai? +>all of it +--- 636214484 +I just don't get it with these games. I love narrative in games, and playing through the first 4 hours of honk rail frustrated me because it just doesn't take risks with anything. Nothing's new or interesting about it. It's not even cringe weebslop, it's just boring. I realized that, if I don't like the story, and the gameplay is so simple there's an autoplay button, then I'm JUST playing for the cute girls. and I can't force myself to in good conscious, but I guess players are so deprived of anything in their lives that this is enough. +--- 636214981 +Why does Mihoyo keep putting Chinese hyperborea in these games. It's getting annoying. +--- 636215174 +>>636214981 +yeah thats kinda strange +--- 636215450 +based, western devs should take note of how to make good games +--- 636215576 +>>636186867 (OP) +What did they win THO +--- 636215651 +>>636214981 +Propaganda of the good kind +--- 636215946 +>Sony won't release this game until they put Aloy again. +I need to get a good PC +--- 636216053 +>>636214981 +Yeah, I have no idea why a Chinese dev would keep putting Chinese hyperborea in their games. It's just as strange as Japanese devs keep putting Nippon Banzai in their games. +--- 636216130 +>>636215576 +Backdoor access to a majority of computers in the western world. +--- 636216175 +>>636215946 +whould you that cat????????!?!?!?!?! +--- 636216341 +>>636186867 (OP) +So what are you guys doing at the moment? I started farming those boss mats for new adventure rank level. Next I'm gonna farm talent mats. +--- 636216387 +>>636215651 +no such thing +--- 636216438 +>>636188628 +This dude is like 165cm. Just look at the height of the electrical outlets. +--- 636216552 +>>636190120 +Arknights has a difficulty curve all the money in the world won't solve. If you think grinding or whaling is going to help then you'll get filtered twice as hard. +--- 636216563 +Really funny questline about getting catfished. +--- 636216886 +>>636214981 +the nips do it too like wo long, china themed stuff is not really exclusive to chinese +my friend actually thought mihoyo games is all japanese, proceed to turn on JP dub anyway +at the end of the day its all anime shit, no difference +--- 636217053 +>>636216341 +for ascension you only need 1 boss event +so i farm talents for dan then hook and sushang +--- 636217186 +I like the game. +Some days I don't log in at all. +Sometimes I log in just to burn stamina. +Then on days I'm free I push the story. + +I've been told I shouldn't, and people just vomit numbers at me. Like "rates" are all that matter in a gacha. If "rates" are the end all be all just fuck off to one of those 1000 rolls a week idle games. You can't beat that! +--- 636218120 +>>636211528 +>being this autistic over a game +I play FGO on the side but you have to be absolutely mental to support that kinda of gacha system, that's basically a scam, the only time I put money on that shit is during the Guaranteed banner because I know I'm getting something +While in Star Rail/GI has one of the best gacha system and the 5$ monthly is stealing money from MHY for the benefit +Guess that's nips for you, they will gladly defend their corporate overlords and eat shit as long is nip shit +--- 636218196 +>>636186867 (OP) +I thought this was that new Fire Emblem for a second +--- 636218328 +>>636214981 +>chinawank bad +>nipwank good for some reason +Is just as obnoxious as muh 1000 times folded japanese steel can cut time and space +--- 636218442 +>>636200732 +I think this says something more about your standards than what you're trying to argue. +--- 636218552 +>>636218442 +>I think +don't care +--- 636218574 +>>636186867 (OP) +>6 hour thread +>not even close to bump limit +>only survives because of its mihoyo cult desperately trying to pretend they're relevant to people outside the gacha brainrot circle +xd +--- 636218648 +>>636218552 +Are you even the same anon? I just noticed my reply is 3 hours late. Why are you in a thread of a game you do not like THIS long? +--- 636218721 +>>636189957 +Who the fuck is playing konami's shitty new rebooted PES game? +--- 636218830 +>>636218648 +Do you genuinely believe I've been camping this thread for 3 hours? Answer honestly. +--- 636218982 +>>636218830 +Yes. +--- 636219097 +>>636186867 (OP) +Unfortunate eye color choice. +--- 636219107 +>>636218982 +Well here you go +--- 636219683 +>>636217186 +it's a single player game so play it at your own rhythm, there is no need to rush anything +--- 636220143 +>>636215450 +How am I supposed to concentrate on the game when Clara is running around barefoot +--- 636220154 +>>636219683 +i just want to infinytly farm resources ((( +--- 636220250 +>>636218574 +Its a cozy thread, most threads don't reach anything more than 10 replies, most bump limit threads are full on flame wars. +For example threads shitting on tendies are always bump limit, it takes a lot of back and forth to shit on those sub humans, and then always next tendie shows up and says something dumber, then again back and forth and it never stops. +If cozy threads are bad, then /v/ is literally only for shitting niggers +--- 636220551 +>>636186867 (OP) +I want to make a February with her +--- 636220580 +>>636220250 +Last Genshin thread reached bump limit and it was completely normal. You post reads like pure cope. +--- 636220636 +>>636220250 +Ok cultist but why not just do it in /vg/ instead. +--- 636221103 +>>636220580 +Most Genshin threads are shitting on tendies flame wars. Also +>Fags using bump limit as acknowledgment of status +--- 636221165 +>>636220636 +Cause /vg/ is full of retards +--- 636221191 +>>636220636 +/vg/ is anything but cozy +--- 636221317 +Is there a date for new event or can we expect it just when the banner ends? I need new content ffs +--- 636221376 +>>636221103 +Nice cope +--- 636221394 +>>636221317 +I just came out anon, go farm mats and prepare for world level 4 +--- 636221485 +I enjoyed when Sampo broke the 4th wall. +--- 636221518 +>>636221376 +>no self awareness +the reply +--- 636221680 +>>636221518 +>says as he had to made a fake scenario in his head in order to have an argument +I'm (not) sorry Star Rail is bound to become fotm. Even now the reception is pretty dull. +--- 636221808 +>>636195490 +it's by fans of kiseki and fate +you're getting china's take on the designs of those two series +--- 636221957 +>>636195490 +First t*anime game? +--- 636222402 +>>636189498 +the game genuinely expects you to go into the menu and use the level up items rather than level up by fighting enemies +its fucking stupid but pretty much every gacha does it, remember its not a real JRPG, its a gacha +--- 636222617 +>>636222402 +the trash cans memes are too good! +--- 636223073 +>>636198248 +>game has given me nothing but Himeko (except Seele on guarantee) +I'm fucking mad +--- 636223495 +I refuse to play any game with gacha +--- 636223693 +>>636223495 +how brave +--- 636224075 +Is this game censored like Genshin where everyone wear granny bloomers and no fan service, and is there yuri stuff in it? +--- 636224161 +>>636224075 +>Is this game censored like Genshin where everyone wear granny bloomers +Yes +>and is there yuri stuff in it? +also yes +--- 636224327 +>>636186867 (OP) +She has a cute design but she might just be the dumbest Honkai yet. +--- 636224342 +>>636216563 +A lot of questions have actually some pretty funny dialogue options. Like there is the one with the guy who spams you trying to sell some useless garbage and then asks you for help with something else and you can still ask for a link to buy the stuff every time he contacts you. +--- 636224359 +>>636209359 +This. +--- 636224459 +>>636192306 +You're trying to play a game that is designed to be mindless with tactics and strategy. Don't be surprised when you are actually forced to level up for the end game dungeon cycles, and still lose, because the only way to 100% them are luck and money +--- 636224491 +Be honest. Do any of you actually read any of the shit in the Simulation? +--- 636224512 +>>636223495 +Okay, that was always an option. +--- 636224534 +>>636209359 +the main character is a woman though and march doesn't strike me as a lesbian +--- 636224578 +>>636215946 +>Pic +Kek +--- 636224649 +>>636224075 +This is what I was wondering on top of general gameplay. Only busty girl I've seen in the game is Himeko who is bigger than anyone in Genshin but it just came out so I could be wrong. On that note I'm concerned that MHY may go the same route as Genshin has seemingly gone, where it panders primarily to women while throwing male players under the bus, as seen with the last half a year or so where the only new 5* female amid fujobait was treated like absolute shit. +--- 636224863 +you did defeat the wardrobe devil, right? +--- 636225195 +Its amazing how these threads attract so much people who don't like these games +--- 636225679 +>>636186867 (OP) +>>636188628 +>chinks can't shill on any board requiring going outside +>so they come to /v/ +--- 636226107 +>>636220143 +--- 636226212 +>>636224649 +Star Rail doesn't have jiggle physics like Genshin which is why Himeko's boobs are bigger. +--- 636226379 +The MC kinda reminds me of someone +--- 636226489 +>>636186867 (OP) +> don't care about the game +> its success means it will get alot of porn, just like Genshin +--- 636226525 +>>636226489 +I NEED oyakodon of Bronya and Cocolia +--- 636226683 +>>636209359 +Nah, here is the superior March. +--- 636226825 +I like Herta, but I don't give a fuck about 80% of the shit she says. +--- 636227012 +>>636225679 +>they need to shill on /v/ +That’s like saying Minecraft, fortnite, or cod needs shills. All of them have billions of dollars behind them and are household names +--- 636227069 +>>636186867 (OP) +Won what? +--- 636227150 +>>636226825 +She doesn't say much, the game gives you a lot of option to try and get on her nerves and she always responds in the most boring way possible. Honestly I don't understand what they are trying to do with her. Must be that "look at me with disgust" fetish asians like so much, +--- 636227780 +>>636226683 +8 is bigger than 7 so the math checks out +--- 636227870 +>>636220636 +/vg/ threads are only good for promo codes. +--- 636227887 +Mihoyo character designs do absolutely nothing for me +--- 636227965 +>>636225679 +you do report their shill attempts on sight, right anon +--- 636228136 +>>636227150 +The charm is that she doesn't play along. +--- 636228263 +>>636188338 +Why does she sound drunk? +--- 636228272 +>>636189010 +>big sister +--- 636229254 +>>636186867 (OP) +>China wo- ACKK!!! +--- 636229391 +>>636229254 +Honkai sisters... our answer?! +--- 636229438 +>>636229391 +Male +--- 636229484 +>>636229391 +Tired +--- 636229485 +>>636227150 +She says a lot. It's just that the majority of her dialogue is related to her research. Most of her dialogue is found in her little game project. I'd imagine no one pays attention to any of it though. +--- 636229809 +>>636186867 (OP) +>shina woh +--- 636230407 +>your choices now days are western goyslop or Chinese Gambling Simulators with cute animu girls +--- 636230525 +What the hell is this culling? +--- 636230827 +>>636230525 +where is this location??? +--- 636230990 +>>636230827 +In the divination commission, where you do those string puzzles for chests. +--- 636231551 +>>636186867 (OP) +>t. chink +If you have to say you won, then you lost + +>>636187072 +fpbp, its always funny how genuinely butthurt bugs like >>636188913 gets +--- 636231579 +>>636195490 +safe horny.jpg +--- 636231827 +>>636231579 +I don't see dimitrescu there +--- 636232962 +>>636189957 +holy fuck eFOOTBALL GODS +Anyway yeah FateGO usually shoots up when there's some actual banner but usually fucking lagging behind everything else otherwise. On long-average I'm pretty sure mihoyo games make more, same with the horse girl games and I'm pretty sure horseys have higher peaks as well. +t. not a fucking genshinfag or honkaifag I will never fucking play that slop +--- 636233251 +>>636229254 +No way this shit is real +--- 636233491 +>>636233251 +It's 100% real diff --git a/v/636187874.txt b/v/636187874.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..40927a7f088ea57401e2ae366aac25195c07b20b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636187874.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1174 @@ +----- +--- 636187874 +Post your waifu, rate someone else's waifu. +--- 636188404 +>>636187874 (OP) +9/10 needs to learn to cook +--- 636188498 +I love Reisen! +--- 636188558 +>>636187874 (OP) +7.5/10 +--- 636188585 +I love Totooria Helmold! + +>>636188498 +10/10! +--- 636188827 +I loev Laetitia +--- 636188938 +>>636187874 (OP) +--- 636189189 +>>636188558 +FUCK YOU! +--- 636189321 +>>636187874 (OP) +>10/10 +>>636188404 +10/10 +>>636188498 +10/10 +>>636188585 +10/10 +>>636188827 +10/10 +>>636188938 +10/10 +--- 636189379 +>>636187874 (OP) +--- 636189503 +>>636189321 +Based Vanessa enjoyer + +>>636189379 +Peachy/10 +--- 636189518 +>>636188404 +Sakura-chan... so cute... I can't...! ToT +--- 636189559 +>>636189321 +Very based +--- 636189739 +courtney! +>>636188938 +10/10 +--- 636189750 +I’m sorry I got the last thread deleted guys. I was just so excited about date night with waifu. Actually on second thought it probably got deleted for the guro and blacked porn so it wasn’t my fault. +--- 636189804 +My heart beats for the dragon. +>>636189739 +Corn/5 +--- 636189908 +>>636189804 +Dwagon/10 +--- 636190146 +>>636189804 +Cool dragon/10 +Tried to main her in USmash, but i wasn't good enough with the pokes +--- 636190163 +>>636187874 (OP) +My perfect, beloved and loyal hotwife mashu! .3. +--- 636190171 +>>636187874 (OP) +Fairy leviathan +--- 636190196 +>>636189908 +1/10 +Fucking demon +--- 636190254 +>>636187874 (OP) +Based/10 +>>636189379 +Peachy/10 +--- 636190307 +Love my cute blind demon mama wife +>>636190171 +8/10 +--- 636190349 +>>636187874 (OP) +Smash +>>636188404 +Smash +>>636188498 +Pass +>>636188585 +Pass +>>636188827 +Smash +>>636188938 +Pass +>>636189189 +Smash +>>636189321 +Smash +>>636189379 +Smash +>>636189391 +Pass +>>636189462 +Pass +>>636189538 +Pass +>>636189739 +Pass +>>636189804 +Smash +>>636189908 +Pass +>>636190163 +Smash +>>636190171 +Smash +>>636190254 +Smash +>>636190307 +Smash +--- 636190402 +I love her so goddamn much +--- 636190845 +My darling Dana! +>>636190163 +10/10 +--- 636191160 +I love Sekibanki! +--- 636191430 +>>636187874 (OP) +Solid +>>636188585 +Total qt +>>636188938 +More of an Ann guy but runner up ain't bad +>>636190307 +I know this is a glass house throwing stones but what is the appeal? +>>636190402 +Moga chick? Solid! +>>636189379 +A little basic, but good! +--- 636191441 +>>636187874 (OP) +9/10 She's very cute and portable. +>>636188404 +9/10 She's very cute and portable. +>>636188827 +9/10 She's very cute and portable. +>>636189538 +5/10 She's portable. +>>636190307 +8/10 She's very cute and portable, but I have to deduct a point for not having eyes (I think). +>>636191276 +7.5/10 She's very cute but not portable, even if you stuff her in a walking metal juice box. +--- 636191553 +>>636191441 +This is not about consoles. +--- 636191594 +All I need to know is that my wife Neptune is an 20/10 and I love her very much. +--- 636191731 +>>636191430 +She’s a cute demon mama +--- 636191825 +>>636191553 +I judge based solely on how cute I find her and how easily it'd be to theoretically stuff waifu into a duffel bag or a luggage bag safely and quickly. Kaban-chan is the best because she's small and finds small spaces comforting, so putting her in a luggage bag and taking her home with me from Japari Park would be very easy. +--- 636191903 +>>636190349 +meds +--- 636191934 +>>636191430 +10/10 +Best Zelda girl. +>>636191594 +10/10 +--- 636192303 +Lots have gotten here since I posted so I’ll rank more +>>636188827 +10/10 +>>636188938 +10/10 +>>636189321 +10/10 +>>636189379 +10/10 +>>636189391 +10/10 +>>636189462 +10/10 +>>636189538 +6.5/10 +>>636189739 +10/10 +>>636189804 +10/10 +>>636189908 +10/10 +>>636190163 +7/10 +>>636190171 +10/10 +>>636190254 +Don’t know who this is but cute 10/10 +>>636190307 +10/10 +>>636190845 +11/10 outstanding +>>636191430 +10/10 +>>636191441 +redacted +>>636191594 +10/10 + +If I missed you it means I have no clue who your waifu is, sorry! +--- 636192556 +>>636191553 +>This is not about consoles. +Oh, okay, guess Neptune and I are leaving then. +>>636191934 +>>636192303 +T-thanks. +--- 636192875 +>>636189908 +that's a really good taste +--- 636194105 +This is not the thread +--- 636194287 +>>636194105 +We really 0/2 this morning fr +--- 636194579 +>>636194105 +where is it then +--- 636194585 +>>636189321 +Vanessa! La que no deja chota con cabeza! +--- 636194592 +>>636194105 +Then make ir, faggot +--- 636194598 +Waif + +>>636191594 +cute NEP / 10 +>>636191441 +I don't know who this is I've only seen her porn / 10 +>>636191430 +HOLY SEXO / 10 +>>636190171 +cute/10 +>>636189908 +i hate her /10 +>>636188404 +10/10 it's sakura +--- 636194718 +>>636194598 +What a slut +--- 636194975 +>>636194598 +>t. future convict destined to be a nigger's bitch +lmao +--- 636195219 +>>636194585 +Sapee! +--- 636195634 +>>636194975 +Angyy +--- 636195679 +>>636195219 +El bananero. +--- 636195737 +>>636194975 +I thought xe posted last thread. +--- 636195942 +I love my wonderful wife Nepgear! She's so adorable! +>>636191594 +wasn't thinking of rating anything, but of course I have to give my wife's sister a 10/10. +--- 636196127 +Lily, one with the wind! +>>636191594 +I haven't played her games but from what I've seen, I like Nep's energy +--- 636196354 +>>636188938 + +>Norwood 3 +--- 636197441 +>>636187874 (OP) +My fish wife +--- 636197502 +>>636195942 +Happy birthday again since the jannies deleted the last one +--- 636197806 +Lili! +>>636196127 +9/10 +Will jump to 10 if I like her playstyle. +--- 636197885 +I love my wife Passionlip! +>>636197441 +Full value 10/10, she is devoted, kind, and strong. You really couldn't ask for more. +--- 636198184 +>>636196354 +Is that a condition you have? Why do you keep posting that? +--- 636198243 +>>636194598 +I don't know anything about her but I like her hair. +>>636196127 +She's the cheerful and energetic kind, sometimes too energetic for her own good. +--- 636198464 +I love my wife Seele! +>>636189739 +10/10, still not that familiar with Courtney but she does seem like a fun person! +>>636195942 +Happy birthday Gearbro! +>>636197885 +Claws/10 +--- 636199751 +>>636191430 +>>636197441 +>>636196127 +>>636197806 +10/10 to these legendary and fighter girls +--- 636199874 +>>636198464 +>Claws/10 +She has ten blades, so is that a 10? +--- 636200151 +I am not posting my waifu for you heathens to eye assault +--- 636200221 +>>636200151 +We need the Kass poster to gross out the coomers +--- 636200223 +>>636200151 +Probably a gatcha slut +--- 636200563 +My love, Dolce. +--- 636200594 +>>636199874 +I'd say that's a very reasonable interpretation +--- 636200681 +Waifu eskimo kiss +--- 636200729 +>>636200681 +Waifu getting Ainu kisses! +--- 636200904 +Fish +>>636197441 +Good taste +--- 636201007 +>>636200681 +What if eskimo kiss turns into a real one? +--- 636201151 +>>636200904 +Imagine the smell. A whole fish market +--- 636201339 +>>636200904 +8/10 hate the twitchy fins and brain eyes +--- 636201391 +>>636187874 (OP) +I love the edgy bunny +>>636190171 +from the second best mega man series ('cause classic is the most consistently quality) so she's good +>>636200681 +would that be more or less comfortable with a girl with no nose +--- 636201619 +I love Lysithea! +>>636195942 +Happy birthday! +--- 636201647 +For me, it's Towa. +--- 636202512 +>>636197502 +>>636198464 +>>636201619 +Thanks! And your wives are all 10/10 too! +--- 636203003 +>>636195942 +Happy birthday! +--- 636203048 +All of your waifus are 10/10; this is not up for debate! +--- 636203151 +Speaking of birthdays, is your waifu older than you? +--- 636203165 +Getting home late from work and your waifu is standing there with her arms crossed and an angry look on her face. She has this song playing in the background +https://youtube.com/watch?v=YDgTRY9vGCM [Embed] +--- 636203202 +>>636203151 +Glowie +--- 636203505 +>>636203048 +Cute +--- 636203952 +My blue moon Ranni. +>>636200563 +I honestly know nothing about her but dolls are cute and her hat is adorable. 9/10 +--- 636204038 +>>636203048 +Yeah the op is pointless since everyone will rate 8 or higher to every post since everyone wants to be nice +--- 636204356 +>>636204038 +Had to do something different cause regular “post waifu” op got jannied although that thread was full of porn too +--- 636204554 +>>636203151 +She hasn't even been born yet, technically. +--- 636204889 +I love my husband so much. He's built for marriage. He's cute and handsome and perfect. +All waifus are 10/10 because they have a waifuist who loves them and wants to see them happy. +--- 636204946 +>>636204038 +You waifu is shit and you should kill yourself. +Is that better? +--- 636204962 +thanks shadowbro +--- 636205079 +I vote we let this one die and start over. +--- 636205136 +>>636201647 +100/10 +--- 636205145 +>>636204962 +>he doesn't know +--- 636205345 +>>636205079 +I concur +--- 636205387 +>>636187874 (OP) +I love my Waifu Neo the ice cream girl! +>>636203952 +Very cute, 9/10! +--- 636205449 +Waifu is isekai’d into the real world but you discover that height is measured differently in her world and that she’s actually 2m tall in normal earth measurements. Does your relationship change at all? +--- 636205696 +>>636203151 +Passionlip's age is a complicated subject. On one part, she is a fragment of an AI that has existed for eons. In another part, that AI was emulating a 16 year old girl the entire time and does not experience the concept of aging. In another, she was only diverged from that AI and became an independent existence an indistinct but relatively short time before the start of the story, making her technically less than a year old by the "start" of her story (her birthday, April 10th, is something she regards as "something she only recently received"). Further still, she is still based off the same 16 year old girl, but with such modifications and memories that she is a completely different person. +As a digital existence, age is not a real number anyway. +--- 636205828 +>>636205079 +Aye +--- 636205889 +>>636203952 +Thanks. A couple characters even call her Dolly. Your wife is cute too 9/10. Her design is really great, and that second face is really neat. I don't know much about her either, and I played Elden Ring. +--- 636205905 +>>636187874 (OP) +That's a 10 +--- 636206461 +>>636203151 +Yes +--- 636206603 +>>636205079 +How come whenever a thread attracts new people someone gets uppity +--- 636206714 +>>636199751 +Based and Haru-Pilled. She would be my second option. +--- 636206997 +Waifu during night. +Moons and stars are optional. +--- 636207156 +>>636203151 +By 10 days exactly, she was born the same year and month as me + +>>636205696 +>change at all? + +>>636206603 +Either ways, it always devolves to the usual thing, despite the starting topic +--- 636207165 +>>636205079 +Yeah why not or just make a new one +--- 636207560 +>>636203151 +Her exact age is a bit vague and honestly a bit irrelevant, but yeah she is. +>>636205449 +Well, the height difference between us would then be half as big as it originally was, but i don't feel like it would really change anything. I could see her trying to tease me about being shorter than her though. +--- 636207929 +>>636205449 +Dumb prompt +--- 636207957 +>>636206997 +--- 636208081 +>>636206603 +The regulars would rather have just the regulars in thread. +--- 636208210 +>>636208081 +I like new people but ‘rate a waifu’ as an op is just begging for butthurt +--- 636208418 +>>636208081 +Who's your waifu? +--- 636208479 +>>636206603 +That's not it. New people are cool, the issue was the thread potentially just being pointless rateposts. It's settled down now so it's fine. +Also your waifu is 1/10 just for making that comment. :^) +--- 636208486 +>>636208418 +_(You)_ +--- 636208595 +If I am to rate someone else's wife, I am obligated to rate 0/10 under thread of hammer to the head, so I will not be participating in the rating process. I will also refuse to acknowledge any ratings under 10/10. + +With all that said, I love my precious wife Blanc more than anything in the whole world, and she'll always be a 10/10 to me. +--- 636208637 +These threads have become more about infighting than waifu. +--- 636208663 +>>636187874 (OP) +>>636197441 +>>636206714 +>>636207693 +>>636205905 +>menofculture.webm + +I love my wife Bloodless +--- 636208918 +>>636208637 +In A.D. 2023. Waifu war was beginning. +--- 636208931 +>>636206997 +--- 636209069 +>>636206997 +--- 636209146 +My wife +>>636208663 +She looks very nice but I don't know who she is so 7/10, sorry +--- 636209260 +>>636206997 +Planetariums count? +>>636203151 +Yes +--- 636209261 +>>636207693 +tits +--- 636209309 +>>636206997 +A rare option. The Moon Cell is in perpetual day, so this is almost never drawn. +--- 636209503 +I had a dream I was playing some kind of school dating sim, the gimmick being that you either chose an irl girl, or a 2d girl. Obviously I chose my wife, who I was relieved to find was an option in the menu. Then I had a wonderful first-person experience where she pulled me by the hand through the crowds, though nobody could see her. + +>>636208595 +Curiously, your wife was an option in the menu among a bunch of other girls I hardly remember. +--- 636209679 +>>636209146 +She's from the Bloodstained games +--- 636209782 +>>636203151 +Yup, no exact age but it's by at least 20 years. +>>636205449 +Depends on which form, because 2 meter tall smol Nep sounds kinda funny, but 2 meter tall Purple Heart would be a whole different story. +Either way, its mostly just another thing for her to tease me over. +>>636206997 +Where does a goddess belong but among the stars? The planet she's named after might not be the brightest, but my wife always. shines. +--- 636209932 +>>636208479 +Based +--- 636210283 +waifu but dere +--- 636210489 +>>636187874 (OP) +Yoimiya a best girl. +--- 636211024 +>>636210283 +--- 636211080 +>>636207693 +for (you) anon +--- 636211104 +>>636210283 +She's a yandere by nature. She could only be alleviated and given into pure dere by fixing her hands. +--- 636211232 +>>636208479 +It already settled by the time you posted that and we were only like 100 or so posts in but okay +If you want to shittalk my waifu you can just say it, I'm used to that +--- 636211356 +>>636206997 +Did someone say Moon-and-Star? +--- 636211454 +>>636208918 +Anon was grammaring +--- 636211932 +This thread a shit +--- 636212071 +Don't disappoint waifu, keep it going! Post your most recently saved artwork of her! +--- 636212115 +Lets get this thread back on track with some good discussion, which waifubro do you think has suffered the most? +--- 636212147 +waifufag civil war.... +--- 636212192 +>>636209679 +Oh, I have not played those yet. I keep putting it off. +--- 636212259 +these threads have fallen +--- 636212357 +>>636212115 +>>636212147 +>>636212259 +--- 636212379 +>>636212071 +My most recently saved artwork is pornographic, so you may have something slightly less recent instead. +--- 636212491 +>>636211932 +They've been getting worse and worse. Even yesterday's which was mostly nice went to Hell upon hitting the image limit. Maybe we should give waifu a day of rest. +--- 636212516 +Pro tip: if you want to funpost in the waifu thread, just write “Ghosy” in the name field before posting. It’s free! +--- 636212601 +>>636212071 +this one's a few back but the most recent is a little lewd for sharing to me +--- 636212617 +>>636212357 +do not +--- 636212682 +>>636212071 +--- 636212683 +>>636212115 +Which one do you think is quietly suffering the most? +--- 636212717 +>>636212491 +I genuinely don't see how it's much different than before, it's fine +>>636212617 +welp never mind someone's trying to be an off-topic bitch +--- 636212726 +Post your favorite AI generated image of waifu! +--- 636212757 +Remember: it's just the shitters the ones posting the gay messages we all know they're leaving, just keep it going like usual +>>636212071 +--- 636212803 +>>636187874 (OP) +Cute/10 +--- 636212817 +>>636212491 +And the one before went to hell over AI. +--- 636212940 +>>636212071 +Much like everyone else, the latest one is way too lewd. But here's a cute Nep instead. +--- 636213006 +>>636212357 +>>636212617 +>>636212964 +nobody said this though +--- 636213067 +>>636212940 +what would happen if she were to plug in those cords into a pc? +--- 636213113 +>>636212601 +>>636212682 +Very cute + +>>636212071 +Here’s mine, I guess I’m not downloading lewds like everyone else! +--- 636213168 +>>636188498 +how many years have you been doing this?/10 +--- 636213179 +>>636212726 +stop pretending to be me faggot +--- 636213220 +>>636212071 +That'd be this. The influx of waifu art is kind of small for me lately since i only use pixiv now due to potential spoilers existing on twatter or boorus (pixiv being really annoying as of late too, because somebody thought dumping Star Rail Seele art into already existing Hi3rd Seele tags was a good idea). +--- 636213252 +>>636212071 +--- 636213310 +>>636213168 +10 years! +--- 636213492 +>>636212071 +Uh, I can't. Here's the third newest image I saved of her. +--- 636213518 +>>636212071 +--- 636213604 +>>636212071 +The actual last one I downloaded is too lewd for /v/. +--- 636213698 +>>636213067 +She can use them to change the colors of her hoodie at will, that's how she gets the outfits from the games that are just retextures of her hoodie and stockings. +--- 636214094 +>>636213698 +--- 636214249 +>>636214094 +>Implying +--- 636214581 +>>636214094 +Not anymore, or so says IF/CH! +Seriously tho, I hope the next game has more costumes, I need at the very least the V outfit for each goddess, a maid uniform and an extra swimsuit, hopefully sukumizu. And an optional processor unit that's actually the fancy party dress and a CPU-form swimsuit. +--- 636214702 +>>636214094 +i don't know about that one... +--- 636214710 +>>636191276 +sauce on ur waifu. +--- 636214731 +>all generic anime waifus + +cmon lads, step it up + +pre and post transformation +--- 636214786 +>>636214731 +>>all +??? +--- 636214790 +>>>>>>> +--- 636214943 +>>636214710 +That's clearly Zelos from Tales of Symphonia. +--- 636214951 +>>636214581 +I’m about to start Atelier Lulua and Totori, as a DLC character, has no additional outfits ;_; no maid or nurse screenshots this time around. On the plus side for the second game in a row you can dress her apprentice in her outfit from the prior game (in this case, Piana in her Atelier Meruru outfit) +--- 636215175 +>>636212726 +It's an AI drawing an AI.. Why not. +--- 636215242 +>>636212726 +>>636215175 +OH NO NO CHIHIROFAG DON'T LOOK! +--- 636215368 +>>636214094 +Good thing about 5 getting a gatcha is that there might be a new wave of Haru fanart, still ain't playing it, lol +--- 636215372 +>>636214731 +There are many possible criticisms to give her, but Passionlip is anything but generic. +--- 636215487 +>>636214790 +https://youtube.com/watch?v=K2lvLbf1D3M [Embed] + +>>636214951 +Fun fact: to get an idea of Arland’s alchemist pecking order circa Atelier Lulua, Rorona’s outfit DLC is called “Mom’s Favorite”, Meruru’s outfit DLC is called “Guileless Princess”, and Totori’s outfit DLC is called “Ultimate Savior” +--- 636215490 +>>636212071 +--- 636215550 +>>636214094 +I have a handful of pics where my wife is in an alternate color scheme. +--- 636215637 +>>636215175 +Begone coomer +--- 636215802 +>>636215637 +My love for Lip is comprehensive. That's just her canon bust size, anon. +--- 636215829 +Waifu platinum! +--- 636215830 +>>636212071 +--- 636215843 +>>636211080 +>>636207693 +Did the crystals make her tits bigger? Like magical boob implants. +--- 636216058 +>>636212071 +--- 636216136 +>>636215829 +Good work! +--- 636216212 +>>636215802 +She was clearly designed with coomer intentions +--- 636216257 +Post Waifu enjoying ice cream! +--- 636216261 +>>636215829 +Switch has no achievements, and i'm hinestly not interested in the ones on the Phantom Hub, but to me, this is the Platinum +--- 636216290 +Waifu and other girls from her game. +--- 636216329 +>>636205905 +I ended up really liking Amy in VI, but Cassie will always be best girl +--- 636216390 +>>636216257 +Haven't had ice cream in a while, now that i think of it +--- 636216551 +>>636214790 +Waifu heading off to school! +--- 636216571 +>>636216261 +I got two plats from your wife’s game! + +>>636216290 +--- 636216585 +>>636216212 +Allow me to explain that Passionlip and Meltryllis are Nasu trying to do the impossible. +He wanted Lip and Melt to be overly sexual, to the point of disgusting. You're supposed to look at them and recoil because of how brazenly, openly, UNPLEASANTLY erotic their designs are. You're supposed to want to cover them up or something or just look away from them. The intention was that they were too erotic for good taste. +Now, as I said, this is impossible. There is no limit to human depravity. Obviously there will people who look at them and say "yeah that's my jam". But it was meant for the average japanese sensibility. +Because their entire point in CCC is the ugliness of love, the repulsive sides of desire. They were NOT supposed to be simple "sexy girl fap fap". +--- 636216589 +>>636212071 +--- 636216616 +>>636216329 +>I ended up really liking Amy in VI +based, It's very underrated +--- 636216649 +>>636216257 +A perfect treat to enjoy on the beach! +--- 636216721 +>>636215280 +I like this +--- 636216739 +>>636216290 +I can't figure out the distinction between the girls in the top half and the ones in the bottom half of that image... +--- 636216740 +>>636216257 +--- 636216912 +>>636215829 +I really should hundo sparks of hope at some point since it's not that hard but I'm lazy +>>636216290 +I have a few decent arts of the spark hunters that aren't edge together but not much of anything with all 4/5 +holy hell I hate twitter compression and the uploaders that don't even notice it +--- 636216949 +Holy fuck, can we slow down with the prompts? +>>636216257 +--- 636216951 +>>636216290 +--- 636217035 +>>636216257 +Parfait with a friend is the best I can do. +--- 636217071 +>>636216290 +She has more friends but I figure this image is nice considering he’s her best friend +--- 636217127 +>>636216290 +Waifu and just about everyone from her game! +--- 636217179 +>>636216290 +Only the important ones, and Makoto, also >>636216616 my filesize is bigger +--- 636217283 +>>636216290 +Ryoubi and friends! +--- 636217310 +>>636216290 +--- 636217361 +>>636216290 +here she is with the other team's designated female +--- 636217536 +I fucking love princesses. +--- 636217548 +>>636216290 +--- 636217651 +Petra, my beloved. +--- 636217652 +>>636217536 +Based +--- 636217882 +>>636216290 +Always thought that the last panel of this piece was kind of weird. It doesn't fit the "duality" theme the rest of them have going on. +--- 636218008 +I wish to make a family with him. Even tho that's (probably) impossible. He would be a good father. +--- 636218076 +>>636217652 +I have so many pictures of girls in poofy dresses, it's an obsession. +--- 636218082 +>>636217536 +More of a queenly vibe, but still similar enough +--- 636218087 +>>636218008 +No one cares fujotard, every femoid wants to fuck shadow +--- 636218249 +>>636216616 +Yes +--- 636218353 +>>636216290 +Kaban-chan has A LOT of Friends! +--- 636218510 +>>636218353 +unlike you +--- 636218610 +>>636218087 +But I'm objectively superior to them and their shallow love. It's not enough to want to fuck Shadow. I want his heart. He deserves happiness. +--- 636219347 +>>636208595 +1000/10 +--- 636220061 +>>636216290 +--- 636220479 +>>636216257 +--- 636220603 +I love Red Riding Hood +--- 636220626 +>>636218510 +I only need Kaban-chan! +--- 636220907 +>>636187874 (OP) +Shade the Echidna is cyber levels of sexy. + +>>636201391 +I like me some Surge the Tenrec, so edgy bunny gets a solid 10/10 because spunky fem rabbids top notch. Also, GIANT ASS....SWORD. +--- 636220980 +>>636216329 +About time we got a Cassfag around here. +--- 636221364 +>>636219347 +That rating is acceptable. +--- 636221801 +>>636216290 +>>636221364 +I got my hands on a PS3, I want to give the original Neptunias a try. +--- 636221996 +>>636221801 +Go for it. Just be prepared for some jank. +--- 636222287 +Waifu's favorite music +--- 636222329 +>>636188404 +I love Sakura +--- 636223209 +>>636220907 +Both rabbid and sonic girls are pretty great +--- 636223809 +>>636223247 +It's awright +--- 636223815 +>>636220479 +Cute! +--- 636223921 +>>636223247 +WAIT I'M NOT- +--- 636224556 +>>636216290 +All the marriable girls from her game plus Pico and Lest. All the girls are really good friends in-game. +--- 636224938 +>>636223209 +Indeed, the cuddles alone would be amazing. Fuzzy, pudgy, reasonably short. Yes, absolutely. +--- 636226330 +Post cutest waifu pic +--- 636226585 +>>636188404 +If I had a gf like Sakura when growing up I would have been a better person. +--- 636226609 +>>636226330 +--- 636226827 +>>636226330 +--- 636227068 +>>636226330 +--- 636227158 +>>636223809 +i wanna say the 90s art detracts but it doesnt +--- 636227685 +>>636226330 +--- 636228186 +Should I color a waifu? +--- 636228274 +>>636227876 +That's a husbando +--- 636228275 +>>636227158 +Oh, I drew this fucker once, as an Inscryption legendary card. +--- 636228337 +>>636228275 +cool + +but why +--- 636228360 +>>636228274 +I don't acknowledge dishonest retcons. +--- 636228376 +>>636226330 +VERY hard (read: impossible) choice +--- 636228405 +My wife Claire +--- 636228407 +>>636228337 +Life is a mystery. +--- 636228457 +>>636228407 +no elaborate a bit more, what are these +--- 636228462 +>>636228186 +Think you are up to give this Nep some color? >>636226354 +Pic related for reference. +--- 636228539 +>>636187874 (OP) +6/10 her model was pretty ugly in game from what i remember +>>636189379 +9/10 basic but my first fictional crush so i have heavy bias +>>636189739 +8/10 niche but has a lot of solid fan art and a cute design +>>636189804 +7/10 helped me realize i had a thing for feet and discover what stirrups are +>>636189908 +8/10 helped me realize i had a thing for thighs congrats on the new game a few years ago by the way! i still need to play it +>>636190171 +8/10 cute design +>>636191430 +10/10 classic onahole, best zelda girl +>>636191441 +i dont know who this is but she's cute +>>636194598 +9/10 slut +>>636196127 +6/10 SF6's art style really doesnt do her any favors +>>636197441 +8/10 smells like fish +>>636199751 +10/10 I LOVE HARU +>>636201028 +7/10 awoke something in many people probably including you +>>636200904 +7/10 +>>636201391 +7/10 i should play her game +>>636203952 +8/10 cute and nice feet +>>636204889 +10/10 im a sonic autist too anon +>>636205079 +fuck you this is the best waifu thread in forever and it isnt just the same 10 people talking to each other like a discord server +>>636205420 +7/10 i should play her series +>>636206461 +10/10 a classic +>>636209146 +7/10 i liked her design but not her game as much +>>636220907 +7/10 solid design but whenever i see her i think of penders, the game she's from, and just get a bad taste in my mouth. i respect a niche sonic girl though +>>636223247 +10/10 based +>>636227876 +7/10 based but i like Theo more + +ok im done now +--- 636228563 +>>636228490 +i got all hyped to make cool skins for cars and planes and it turns out its either just logos from companies or flames. man car and plane paint jobs are lame +--- 636228586 +>>636228457 +There's a horror cardgame called Inscryption. The cards are all weird depictions of animals, so I drew Freddi Fish & Luther as a legendary card. +It's a good game, but the dev sacrificed its quality for the sake of storytelling. But he was based enough to take the criticism and release a free expansion that makes up for it. +--- 636228659 +>>636228586 +so what do the stats mean, and does this mean you have cards for sam and putt putt +--- 636229187 +>>636221801 +Exactly how different are the PS3 versions of the first Neps with the most recent ones? I’ve noticed most consider them fully separate games +--- 636229331 +>>636229187 +I dunno anon, I've never played them. +--- 636229842 +>>636228186 +>>636228462 +I don't really know what to do with a sketch like that. +--- 636229949 +>>636228539 +>her model was pretty ugly in game from what i remember +She's as pretty as N64 lets her be +--- 636230174 +>>636228539 +Jill is pretty useful in GF and I like her cyberpunk bartender outfit. optional karmotrine/10 +>>636229187 +The first Hyperdimension Neptunia on PS3 was largely based on Trinity Universe, one of CH's flop JRPGs, it's known for being pretty janky and obscure to play but the characters were charming enough to get a following and get a sequel made, HDN mk2. mk2 introduces Nepgear (my wife's sister, say hi) and the rest of the candidates into the series, and cleans up the gameplay a bit more. Then mk2''s relative success led to HDN Victory, which is the game that all the Rebirth remakes of 1 through 3 and the sequel VII (Victory 2) are based upon. It's a pretty simple but fun RPG with positioning mechanics and stuff. +Although since then there's been spinoffs that take the series in all sort of wacky directions, from idol producing VN to action games, tactical RPG, mobile alarm app, and action games again. Actually, it's mostly action games, like the latest release, Sisters vs. Sisters. +>>636229842 +I like it, thanks a bunch. It makes me want to tell her +>yes, you Neptune, I love you. +--- 636230413 +>>636228659 +They have 2 ATK, 1 HP, they attack twice (diagonally left and right), and they submerge on the enemy's turn so they can't get hit. +You also have to kill two animals to play them. +--- 636230472 +>>636187874 (OP) +For me, it be Miyabi +>>636188404 +Sakura is a good girl who deserves good things +>>636189321 +momboy/10 +>>636216290 +--- 636230613 +>>636230413 +>have to commit murder twice to play them +are you aware of the hidden cutscene where freddi kills luthor, lel +--- 636230645 +>>636228539 +You missed my Waifu >>636205387 +--- 636230725 +>>636230472 +>For me, it be Miyabi +--- 636231243 +>>636230645 +i skipped the ones i didnt recognize or i dont really have an opinion on, sorry anon. from looks alone though probably a 6/10 or 7/10. i thought she was from fire emblem before i looked her up and she's from rwby +--- 636231638 +>>636229187 +From what I've played, the first game is the most drastically different both from its remake and the rest of the series. In fact, the remake got a total story rewrite. +The second game is different from its remake but not as much as the first. Notable for using 3d models instead of Live2D during dialog, it's quite a bit more expressive, though the overall story is more or less the same. My wife also didn't get her machine-fetish characteristics until the remakes too, and I like her machine obsession. +From what I've read/heard the 3rd game isn't very different from its remake as most of the gameplay mechanics matured by then, and it's the 3rd game's system that was used for the remakes of the first and second games. +Oh, and for VII (third game was called "Victory", and VII stands for Victory 2, NOT 7, it's the fourth mainline game), get the original and not VIIR, VIIR adds some additional VR scenes but that's it, you're best off watching those scenes on youtube since VIIR also removes a bunch of good stuff VII had. +Also beware that the 3 rebirth games share a lot of elements due to using the same system now, and you might burn out on it pretty quick if you play them back to back. +Just be sure to play VII eventually, as it's a drastic improvement over the rebirth games. +--- 636231771 +>>636226330 +Had too many to choose from +--- 636231895 +>>636216649 +8/10 +>>636187874 (OP) +8/10 +--- 636231951 +>>636187874 (OP) +I love my dear Chiaki, the sweet gamer of my heart. +--- 636232269 +>>636229949 +i never understood the no hair young zelda its such an ugly look +--- 636232359 +I love Mila! +--- 636232593 +Waifu spanking your bum when you least expect it +--- 636232687 +>>636232593 +She may be nice but I wouldn't put it past her doing this. +--- 636232751 +>>636232692 +cute daughteru +--- 636232850 +>>636232593 +>Buenos días anon! +>*spank* +--- 636232985 +>>636232692 +Hey, Berniebro +--- 636233001 +>>636232269 +Her hair is inside that weird hat +--- 636233080 +>>636212071 +--- 636233223 +Anlucia! +--- 636233271 +>>636226330 +probably the cutest i have +>>636231951 +another classic and great fan art all around 8/10 +>>636231895 +i dont know who she is but thats a great design 8/10 +--- 636233413 +>>636187874 (OP) +i do have a question for some of the regular posters here. How do you keep up with the threads? These have been going on for like a year and when i sometimes lurk i see the same few like they have notifs on for this specific thread. It's impressive but do you just wait for a new one 24/7? +--- 636233431 +>>636232540 +HOLY BASED +--- 636233520 +>>636233413 +yeah thats one perk of neetdom +--- 636233582 +>>636226330 +I like this smile she does while taunting in DOA5 +--- 636233679 +>>636233413 +Waifu lurks 4chan while I'm at work and sends me a text. +highlight filters and these threads being some of the few reasons i do anything than doomscroll lurk /v/ +--- 636233703 +>>636232985 +That’s not him + +>>636233413 +I usually take a break after a thread ends depending on how bored I am. Then when I’m sufficiently bored and have free time I search a series of keywords in the catalog. Depending on how long since the last thread I might OP one if there’s none up. +--- 636233725 +>>636233413 +I go to an archive and type "Laetitia" into the search box. +--- 636233862 +>>636233413 +I've developed a set of skills that let me know when there's a thread. Also i work from home, so that might be it +--- 636233876 +>>636233413 +Lurking the catalogue and using key words +--- 636233883 +>>636230725 +Oh nice, thanks again. +--- 636233906 +>>636233413 +use catalog.neet.tv search function and search "waifu" +it will search entire threads not just the OP. +--- 636233970 +>>636233413 +I check the catalog every few hours, or when I'm bored. If I see the thread, I go in and have a look. Simple as that. +Many people actively look for these threads with some keywords though. +--- 636234086 +>>636233679 +>highlight filters +i didn't even know these existed i wish i played more with 4chanX but I'm so worried I'm gonna fuck something up and have to reset everything again +>>636233520 +Should've joined the thread when they first started popping up. My neetdom is over sadly. +>>636233862 +If I worked from home i would lurk /v/ constantly. Probably to the point I would start creating my own threads. Probably better that i dont actually diff --git a/v/636190127.txt b/v/636190127.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1265fcbda0a7e90575291b4aae026fbd0c73c2f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636190127.txt @@ -0,0 +1,645 @@ +----- +--- 636190127 +Play PSO. +--- 636190236 +Play pso2ngs +--- 636190285 +>>636190127 (OP) +Yes, will she be my wife if I do? +--- 636190319 +>>636190236 +--- 636190397 +>>636190285 +Yes, you can have many wives even. +--- 636191591 +>>636190127 (OP) +I already did +a lot +and I will play it again + +>>636190236 +end your life you living failure +--- 636192420 +>>636190127 (OP) +which class/weapon is the least jank? +--- 636193016 +>>636190236 +--- 636193241 +>>636190236 +--- 636194681 +>>636192420 +Ranger is EZ mode, any of their weapons is good depending on the situation. +--- 636196103 +Play PSO III +--- 636196352 +>>636196103 +Do you think a deckbuilder roguelite based on PSO would be successful in the current year? +--- 636197679 +>>636194681 +Isn't general evasion and accuracy tied to their main stat? +--- 636197982 +https://youtu.be/PtXVsLRdqfs [Embed] +--- 636198087 +>>636194681 +What's a good section ID for a new ranger? RAmarl specifically because I like techs. +--- 636198115 +Hooking up to my landline right now. + +Anyone on GameCube? I'll do Dreamcast to +--- 636198336 +>>636190127 (OP) +Why has no one ever made a spiritual successor? PSO2 was too different for my taste +--- 636198667 +>>636196352 +A regular PSO roguelite might be fun. Is there a game like that? Specifically the action gameplay; not as into cards. +--- 636198889 +We love pso~ + +https://youtu.be/az4AMGuGfaM [Embed] +--- 636198984 +>>636196352 +>deckbuilder +>successful +the market is beyond over saturated at the moment for deck builders let alone rouglit/kes +that said, it still feels like grid battlers are trying to find their footing, so it's possible there +--- 636199401 +>>636194681 +it's been a long time since I played and never played much but wasn't ranged targeting jank? +--- 636199529 +>>636198336 +Because nowadays mindless grinding have to be flashy. +--- 636199604 +>>636198336 +What would in your mind be the essential components for a spiritual successor? +--- 636200283 +>>636199604 +basically keeping the simplicity of the original. Slow paced combat with the three button combos where positioning mattered. Multi-tiered stages you progressed through to reach the boss. Structured loot progression with the occasional rare item. Not having a dozen different quest systems to keep track of at once +--- 636200972 +>>636197679 +They have the best accuracy in the game but there is no "main stat" per se, Rangers have a special hidden accuracy bonus which can be obtained by other classes if they equip a Smartlink unit. + +>>636198087 +https://wiki.pioneer2.net/w/Section_IDs +https://www.pioneer2.net/community/threads/the-definitive-section-id-topic-for-ephinea.2518/ + +I think Purplenum is what you are looking for, it gives you access to the Frozen Shooter and Spread Needle, 2 of the most important late game weapons for a ranger, and more notably the Heaven Striker which is the best handgun in the game and always useful in many situations. It also gives you the V801 unit which makes you cast techniques faster. + +Greenill is also a good choice because it gives you the V101 unit for attack speed (which you can temporarily replace with a heavenly/battle until you find one) + +If you play on ephinea you can use whatever name you want and use the /modsecid command to change your section ID to the one you prefer (but you can only do it once and before you reach lvl 20) + +The section ID of my Racaseal is Whitill which was my default one and I never changed it, section ID drop limitations is not a problem is you play with other players, and you can always buy a weapon from another player. + +>>636199401 +Depends on your weapon but if your target is moving perpendicularly to your relative position it's harder to hit. +--- 636201387 +>>636198667 +Challenge Mode is basically an arcade/roguelite version of the game which can reward you with an S-Rank weapon if you do a good time, some veteran players play nothing but that, they don't even care anymore about the S-Rank. +--- 636201758 +>>636200972 +Yellowboze is not bad either. On top of the core guns it has the Lame too which turns into Excalibur, very useful in EPIV. +--- 636202480 +>>636200972 +I think the forum link I posted is outdated, sorry about that. The first link has all the information you need. + +If you want to be very specific you can always check the drop table, https://ephinea.pioneer2.net/drop-charts/ultimate/ +but Purplenum should be the best ID for RAmarl as far as solo go and probably for many Ranger's player's tastes in general since it's the 2nd most popular ID on ephinea. +--- 636204149 +>>636198087 +>>636202480 +I just saw that RAmarl has a guide page on the wiki (not every class has one sadly), just as I thought Purplenum is your safest bet. + +https://wiki.pioneer2.net/w/RAmarl/Guide +--- 636204284 +>>636199604 +>third person camera, no isometric crap +>unique pleasing art style +>character creator that strictly stays in that art style +>Simple action, but varied application +>slower pace combat, deliberate positioning, no fucking dodge rolls or iframe shit, no ridiculous combos or juggling +>heavy RNG loot with lots of stats and effects +>Rare loots with unique looks and effects +>heavy atmosphere with great music + +I've always wanted to take the PSO formula and do a straight Fantasy knockoff +--- 636204857 +>>636204284 +>I've always wanted to take the PSO formula and do a straight Fantasy knockoff +One of my dream game ideas would be PSO mixed with Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (but with the main chalice mechanic limited to a few areas) +--- 636205234 +No, PSP2i does everything PSO does but better. +--- 636205454 +>>636204857 +I loved Crystal Chronicles. Phantasy Star Crystal Chronicles would be like a dream game for me. +--- 636205723 +>>636205234 +>worse stages +>worse music +>worse Forces and Techs +>worse art style +>insufferable anime cliche plot and characters +>half of the 2 million missions are terrible gimmicks but give the best xp + +no +--- 636206201 +>>636205723 +I'll grant you only the music being shitty. Forces and techs rule in that game because of wand strafe-cancelling. The stages, story and missions aren't any more cliche or repetitive than PSO's, and there's some really beautiful areas in the game, PLUS having PSO areas and bosses. Timing-based gameplay returned to the series with this game, class customization is at its best and so is build and playstyle variance. +--- 636206694 +>>636205234 +You can't reason with PSO1 fans because they only like the game out of nostalgia +--- 636206795 +>>636206694 +I'm still a PSO fan though +--- 636207230 +>>636206694 +Stay quiet, NGStard +Even Universe fans don't like you +--- 636207518 +>>636207230 +Even PSO2 fans don't like them, and their game is fucking stapled to that fucking mess. Like a tumor. +--- 636207679 +>>636207518 +I feel bad for PSO2weebs, their game was actually good at one time. But they had to feel the Sega Curse like the rest of us eventually. +--- 636207680 +>>636206694 +Nostalgia is when you play an old game, realize it's shit, but refuse to admit it. I still play PSOBB and have fun, same with Warcraft III Frozen Throne or UT2004, genuinely good games that never age. +--- 636207806 +>>636207679 +What happened to PSO2? Did Sega modify the gameplay even further in the NGS sequel? +--- 636207946 +>>636207806 +episode 4 happened, and then episode 5 happened, episode 6 was ok but then NGS happened and its back to fucking awful +--- 636208002 +>>636207679 +yeah fuck sega +--- 636211241 +>>636207679 +its unfortunate, we knew the sega curse was looming over us but we didn't think NGS would be THAT fucking bad christ +--- 636211948 +>>636207946 +??? +you can still go back and play base pso2 lmao. I run divide quests all the time. I havent touched NGS since stia launched. i'll check it out whenever that ver2 thing launches. +--- 636212232 +>>636211948 +I cannot go back and play ep3 pso2 right now you absolute ape mongoloid NGS faggot. Die. +--- 636212901 +>>636204857 +>PSO gameplay with FF:CC style and classes +that crossover could be amazing though that monhun like we got on the 3ds was pretty terrible so squeenix would fuck it up +--- 636213119 +>>636190127 (OP) +is it even possible to paly this anymore +--- 636213336 +>>636213119 +Yes. + +https://ephinea.pioneer2.net/ +--- 636213380 +>>636213119 +There's been private servers for years. You can play a Blue Burst server on PC, and there's even some you can connect to with the original game on Dreamcast/GameCube. +--- 636213402 +>>636213119 +it has an offline mode, also private servers if you want to play online +--- 636213442 +>>636213119 +Yes, there is Blue Burst private servers. +You can also play the OG one on Dreamcast with a VERY complicated setup. +--- 636213894 +>>636212901 +Man, I remember being pretty hyped for Explorers. It seemed like just the kind of game I was looking for. +--- 636214093 +>>636213119 +Yes, the player base is booma central though. +--- 636214126 +I can't play PSO without hacking in mats to make a perfect build for Ultimate. + +I always emulate the Gamecube version on Dolphin. Fuck ya'll I may make a new character now. +--- 636214189 +>>636194681 +This is why I hated PSO2 and why NGS is shaping up to be shit. The weapons are all so fucking meaningless. You can stick to exactly one weapon and do fine. There's barely anything that really separates them or makes them cool. Every single melee weapon may as well be the same thing, and while rifles, talis and launchers are all different (bows get fucked, might as well just be another rifle), Sega refuses to add any more ranged options in game. +--- 636214221 +>>636213336 +Should I play in regular or sandbox mode? +--- 636214231 +pso2 was bad, but holy shit NGS buried the franchise +--- 636214238 +>>636213894 +y-yeah + +looks like they even made a mobile version but +>mobile +so there's zero chance of that being any better +--- 636214336 +>>636190236 +Is it good yet? +--- 636214338 +>>636198336 +Xenoblade X had weirdly big PSO vibes for me for some reason. Too bad they had to go fag it up with Xenoblade 2. +--- 636214412 +>We're never going to get a true sequel to PSO +And no, PSU and PSO2 aren't sequels to PSO any more than Dark Souls is a sequel to Kings Field. +PSZ was the closest thing. +--- 636214589 +>>636214221 +If you just want to fuck around or try weapons/builds go for sandbox mode but you won't be able to play with anyone except other sandbox character, also you need to get familiar with the sandbox commands to properly enjoy it. +--- 636214608 +>>636198336 +PSO2 base game was actually kino. New Genesis fucked it all up and I haven't touched it since it launched. +--- 636214707 +>>636214238 +I hate mobile games so much it's unreal. +--- 636214768 +Everytime I see a 4chan post I hear the PSO text sound effect. +--- 636214798 +>>636214608 +is pso2 base actually ruined now that NGS came out? what happened? i played a little bit of the base game years ago but thats it +--- 636214812 +>>636214412 +>PSZ +my nigga +--- 636214856 +>>636190236 +no fuck off lol +--- 636215087 +>>636190127 (OP) +I think I've probably played PSO more than any other game I've ever played combined. I love everything about it, the music, the atmosphere, the sound design, the aesthetic, the slow but deadly combat. I hope they never remake it because the original has a pace that's too slow for today's ADHD gacha obsessed youth and they'd probably ruin the chill vibes it has. The only thing I'd settle for is a mod to play it above 30FPS. +--- 636215201 +>>636190319 +--- 636215254 +>>636214189 +This is why I loved playing force in PSO2. Dozen of option at any point (sadly a lot of them where useless because of balancing lol). +--- 636215270 +>>636214798 +There's no UQ schedule anymore so you never know when that quest you need to get the mats you need will run. Leveling is a fucking slog without all the campaigns and events they'd consistently run and the game was balanced around, plus nobody running the leveling quests means you're solo and slow. If you want to do endgame shit you can't really make the augment setups everyone did back before NGS because they relied on having badges from the Mission Pass to buy capsules. They also Venezuela'd the player market a bit before NGS came out by releasing a quest that basically just printed infinite money, so sought after camos and stuff are literally up to or over 1 billion meseta. +--- 636215394 +Is single player viable in PSO or do I have to play multiplayer? +--- 636215410 +>>636196103 +>Just want to play this offline with my friends +>Card collection is tied to characters +>So unless you have 2-4 characters on your memory card who have all been grinding cards then one player is stuck just using the starting deck. +>Game is too niche for anyone to have uploaded a save file that has 4 characters with complete card libraries. +--- 636215420 +>>636214798 +the gameplay loop essentially does not function anymore, quests are missing, the economy got raped intentionally, lots drops can't be obtained, quests that were once on timed schedules are 100% random and often won't show up for an entire week, leveling is horrible because the game was balanced around boosted rated, events and featured content that funneled people through. +--- 636215429 +>>636215087 +Have you played Phantasy Star 0 for the DS? It still has slow but deadly combat, with a decent PSO vibe and mechanics, too bad it was just localized way too late in the DS's lifespan, but the scale was really impressive for a DS game. +--- 636215441 +>>636207230 +Universe wasn't that bad man, come on. +It had a better casino than pso2 +--- 636215501 +>>636214798 +PSO2 base game has been ruined since Episode 4 anyway +--- 636215683 +>>636198336 +They did. + +At least in gameplay. In terms of atmosphere and story they've never been able to re-create it +--- 636215919 +>>636215254 +Yeah, force was the closest thing we got. There were actually a couple of fun utility techs. NGS has NONE of that. Both NGS and PSO2 are way too DPS focused, it's so boring. +--- 636215959 +>>636198336 +Because the genre it has roots in is 1) niche as fuck, and 2) evolved into Diablo 4/Path of Exile. +There's basically no interest in a slower 3D Diablo 1 anymore. People are either going to want faster, more hack and slash style combat, or loot explosions with fancier builds, gear sets, and lots of equipment slots. + +https://kiseff.itch.io/atlyss is lightly inspired by PSO though, but it's furry, and kind of horny, and in development so I doubt much of /v/ would care for it. Beyond that Xenoblade X is the only to even remotely give me the same sort of vibe. Even amongst Diablo games there's only a small handful of actually good games, so an indie dev even having the resources to pull off something in PSO's very specific style seems out of reach, but who knows. +--- 636216020 +>PSO1 was designed so that almost nobody would ever reach the level cap. +>PSO2 has you constantly butting up against the level cap and waiting around for them to increase it by 10 at a time. + +How did they fuck up something so basic? +--- 636216135 +>>636215959 +I miss really weighty, team based combat in old online games. When I play new online games it feels like everyone is just playing their own personal Bayonetta and ignoring what everyone else does. +--- 636216179 +>download PSO2 on microsoft store +>learn what a colossal fucking shitpile the microsoft store is +>get hit with that corrupted install bug, too, and have to fuck with the custom launcher (which turned out to be a godsend) +>none of my friends play with me despite them claiming to want to and all of us sinking hundreds of hours into PSO on gamecube +>I max level 2 characters and burn out +>NGS releases and it's shit +back to blue burst i guess +--- 636216306 +>>636215394 +Depends on your class, your gear, and what area/episode you are fighting in. +Generally I think RAmar and RAmarl are probably the best classes to solo in episode I & II and FOnewm is the strongest in episode IV thanks to his bonus to hard techniques. +Hucast is also very strong thanks to his broken ATP and traps but you will need some time and gear to build up his ATA to be hit shit consistently. +--- 636216392 +>>636216020 +Back then the game was designed around the experience and to try and make it last as long as possible. Now games are designed around quick dopamine rushses by getting you to experience the content as quickly as possible and then move on to new content making everything largely disposable and forgettable. +--- 636216428 +>>636190127 (OP) +Does it have cunny +--- 636216443 +>>636215959 +You say there is no interest but yet people still play PSO to this day and everyone complains about PSO2:NG. You would have to budget it accordingly and not shoot for a massive audience, but I think there would be interest in it +--- 636216508 +>>636216020 +The idea of "loot that is so rare that peoples that have them are some kind of important personalities" also don't really work anymore. Blame ultra-optimisation, wikis and the constant need for instant gratification. +Really PSO's only problem was the lack of diversity in content, but I guess this is a problem that all MMOs share to some extent, especially older ones. +--- 636216519 +>>636215394 +viable and still fun. +there's enough missions with NPC allies to keep you feeling less alone +--- 636216526 +>>636216135 +It's ironically a product of shitty internet connection forcing developers to design around it. +So they ended up designing plodding methodical gameplay to cope with high latency. +It's similar to how as technology improved developers started making soulless 'realistic' graphics instead of focusing on design. +Now that internet consistency isn't nearly as much of a problem it stopped being a design constrains so now we get flashy action focused slop because ingenuity is no longer a requirement to be a developer. +Similarly, you see indie developers ( who have development constraints due to small team size/budget ) still coming up with interesting game design. +--- 636216641 +>>636215683 +Yeah, I liked PS0. They need to do something like that again but not on a handheld +--- 636216658 +>>636216428 +Not really. +--- 636216762 +>>636214589 +I was probably just going to fuck around solo so I may as well do the sandbox. Do you know if it is one account per email or can I make a regular account using the same one? You know, in the event that playing in the sandbox convinces me to pick up the real thing. +--- 636216806 +>>636216428 +--- 636216832 +>>636216179 +>>none of my friends play with me despite them claiming to want to +this is a sign that they hate you +--- 636216967 +>>636216428 +You can make every single character a loli or shota by putting the horizontal slider of the character proportion all the way to the bottom. Still as much as I like the game the character creator is pretty limited by today's standards. +--- 636217036 +>>636215429 +nta but how emulatable is that? my DS is rotting away in some box and I think my loader card what the fuck were those things called again was broken anyway so that's not an option +--- 636217231 +>>636216762 +https://ephinea.pioneer2.net/account-modes/ + +You have to create a specific account for each mode but you can use the same email for all of them. +--- 636217302 +>>636216135 +My first time playing PSO like 10 years ago blew my fucking mind because of how tightly co-op was baked into the game's design. Section IDs and class limitations are the hypest shit. The game also really sticks to dungeon crawler level design as opposed to the MMO playing fields a lot of online games have changed into. +--- 636217440 +>>636216806 +Cute! +--- 636217719 +I really should. Aside from being an MMO, it seems like exactly my kind of game. I even enjoyed the anime. +But I've only started the game up once. Not really sure why I can't just dedicate some time to it. +--- 636217736 +>>636190127 (OP) +>>636190236 +why is the /vg/ general /pso2g/ filled with so many real confirmed women i joined pso2g discord and the entire voice chat lobby had 20+ women chattering away about dress up wtf why do so many of them play pso2 ngs and visit 4chan? + +let this be warning stay far away from /vg/ /pso2g/ if you want to avoid crazy 4chan women +--- 636217795 +>>636217736 +>let this be warning stay far away from /vg/ +ftfy +--- 636217836 +>>636215410 +Someone at pso-world might have one +--- 636217898 +>>636217736 +Now I will download the game and visit it. +--- 636217918 +sure, what private server? +--- 636217969 +>>636217736 +thanks for the warning I hate woman +--- 636217975 +>>636217736 +PSO2 and especially New Genesis aren't MMOs or even RPGs. They're anime dress up games. They have a gacha full of dress up items and a player market full of dress up items. There's a game attached to it but they killed it to shill the new game and the new game isn't very good. It's just a lobby for dress up, like FFXIV. +--- 636218093 +>>636217736 +>chattering away about dress up +The answer was in your post, people often shit on PSO2 but they all seem to agree that the character creator and cosmetics are great. +--- 636218097 +>>636216967 +:tearsofjoy: +--- 636218352 +>>636217918 +>>636213336 +--- 636218497 +>>636190285 +>Yes, will she be my wife if I do? +She won't be your wife if you don't! +--- 636218656 +>>636192420 +>which class/weapon is the least jank? +Forces are kind of a pain due to constantly needing to chug potions to keep their TP up, but they're good. That may or may not count as jank to you. If you play a hunter or a force just don't play one with bad accuracy. +--- 636218738 +>>636218656 +Hunter or a ranger, whoops +--- 636218885 +>>636204284 +I agree about the rest but PSO's combat system desperately needs less repetition and more depth +--- 636219024 +>>636217440 +and funny. +--- 636219470 +>>636218656 +Techs drop off in effectiveness pretty hard in ult due to the massively increased elemental resistances unless you're FOnewm in Ep4 with maxed MST and at least a rafoie merge barrier and a selection of elemental boosting wands. Ep2 ult in particular is fucking awful for tech damage. Wouldn't recommend for anyone just looking for an easy time. +--- 636219829 +>>636216806 +You can also give your foney massive tits while still keeping her relatively small. I think the class with the biggest tits possible is the huney but it looks pretty silly. +--- 636220102 +>>636219829 +Can confirm HUnewearl is the most stacked and is generally bigger at all proportions than other classes at the same settings. + +Use this information cautiously. +--- 636220291 +>>636215959 +>spoiler +could be interesting if it wasn't for the furfaggotry +--- 636220845 +>>636190127 (OP) +I did. There's nothing left in the game for me. I hunted all the rares. I did C-mode with several S ranks. I got to level 181, I got a Red Ring. What more could I do? Get to level 200 with every class? +--- 636220852 +>>636216832 +nta but yeah this is the conclusion I came to + +nowadays they never ask me to play with them when they do play something and when I bring up playing something they're never interested + +the only time they seem to tolerate me is when a new PoE league launches probably because they're too afraid to tell me to fuck off +--- 636221035 +>>636215959 +I'm fine with furshit but wow when you said it was horny I was not expecting it to be that horny. It'd be less embarrassing if it was just straight up porn. +--- 636221091 +>>636215959 +Really looking forward to this furshit game but I wish the dev wasn't working alone on it, it's probably going to take forever to get a decent amount of content. + +>>636220291 +You can make yourself a thicc goblin too. +--- 636221305 +>>636220291 +I can overlook it thanks to the art style. It helps that I love the "pleasantly plump" body type they're going for. +--- 636221425 +>>636217719 +It's really not much of an MMO. +--- 636221530 +>>636220845 +>hunted all the rares +>at level 181 +>stopped playing at 181 right after getting a fucking RR which has a level requirement of 180 +--- 636221590 +>>636218093 +the character creator isn't that great imo, it really doesn't like you going outside the preset body types it was designed for and people make some horrifying abominations with the sliders because of it +--- 636221842 +>>636220102 +>This made boomers shit and coom their pants back in the day +--- 636221916 +>>636221530 +I traded it for a bunch of other rares including a 55% hit Excalibur. RR is cool and all but what I got was way more useful to me. +--- 636221981 +>>636221842 +>those fighnets +Would absolutely type fuck with one of these bad boys. +--- 636222162 +>>636221842 +--- 636222397 +I had a lot of good times with PSO back on the gamecube but I can't really get into it these days. It's not really the same. +--- 636222456 +>>636215959 +People are starting develop a nostalgia for 2000's futurism. It's only a matter of time before people rediscover PSO Classic and people start using beats to tell time because it's hip and trendy. +--- 636222665 +>>636190236 +game fuckin blows +--- 636222695 +>>636222456 +https://www.pso-world.com/sections.php?op=viewarticle&artid=883 +So that's how it worked. I never knew. +--- 636223339 +>>636222695 +>Dedicate an entire weapon that requires you to know how to count .beats in order to use it. + +Wow Sega really went all in on internet time. +--- 636223719 +>>636220852 +Sounds like some shit I went through years ago. Sucked too because I brought in a former IRL friend into the group and at a certain point I just became invisible. Used to play a ton of games together, had a ton of fun, then suddenly they just weren't interested in playing.... but I would see they were in a voice chat in a different server playing the same games. They still even use the discord server I made in 2015 and the guild I made in Path of Exile years ago. +--- 636224215 +>>636223719 +Find new friends anon and never speak to them ever again. +--- 636224250 +>>636224215 +Did exactly that. Thanks though! +--- 636224614 +>>636218352 +installing +--- 636224624 +Are characters per ship on Ephinea or can I swap? EU seems dead but I wonder if the ping matters +--- 636225663 +>>636224624 +You can make up to 32 character per account (you change character slots by click the "SLOT: 01-04" button on the launcher.) +You can move and play freely between the american and european ships, there's also a 3rd ship for "classic accounts" but i'm not really sure how that works so I don't play on that one, seems like it's fairly recent too. +EU is dead because It's currently 1:40AM in western europe. +--- 636225743 +>>636216508 +>The idea of "loot that is so rare that peoples that have them are some kind of important personalities" also don't really work anymore. Blame ultra-optimisation, wikis and the constant need for instant gratification. + +People always forget about Final Fantasy XI. That's game's golden age managed to coexist with wiki and metagame culture but it still worked because the game was was so tightly designed. People would often ignore the "optimal" strategy because it was a difference of doing the content today or waiting 2 weeks for players with the "optimal" jobs to have a clear schedule. You still had items that had legendary status because of the sheer time investment required to get them. + +So yeah everytime someone pulls the "MMOs can't be cool any more because the way players communicate has changed" I know they are full of bullshit because they didn't play golden age FFXI. + +Modern gaming culture broke WoW Classic but that's only because WoW was shit to begin with. +--- 636226140 +>>636207806 +For some reasosn they teased the western release in like 2012 then nothig happened until microsoft got it released in like 2020, far too fucking late. Anyone who was still interested already had japanese accounts made and was playing with that client and wouldn't switch. +Then they rebranded it with NGS and everyone left. +--- 636226301 +>>636213336 +Why this server? What happened to schthack? +--- 636226454 +>>636226301 +schthack imploded due to admin drama which was always something people thought would happen one day. + +The 2 go-to private servers today are Ephinia and Ultima. One is a more vanilla experience while one has stuff like EXP boosts, custom quests and stuff. I forget which one is which since I don't play any more. +--- 636226602 +>>636226454 +Ephinia is more vanilla than ultima +--- 636227142 +how is the erp community in these private servers? +--- 636227262 +>>636227142 +lol how are you going to ERP in PSO? Your chat messages are capped at like 100 characters and the sexiest emote you have is the one where you fall over dead +--- 636227347 +>>636226140 +Haha I remember trying to make a japanese account too and trying all kind of shit to play the game back in the day but nothing worked. Fuck Sega. +--- 636227369 +>>636226454 +>one day +one decade lol. Shit is like 20 years old and still up it looks like 25 currently playing, not that that matters as I'd probably just solo Nei again like I always do +--- 636227450 +>>636215959 +>coomer garbage +--- 636228152 +>Robots get higher health, damage, armor, accuracy, health regen and can see traps. +>this is considered balanced because they can't use magic. + +in all honesty what where they thinking? +--- 636229080 +>>636190236 +Is it good yet? +--- 636229571 +I literally got stuck. There's no controls to disable this and no mobs to kill. There was a weird sparkly thing in this room on my left (south on map) but it disappeared when I walked over it. +--- 636230179 +>>636215959 +>1) niche as fuck +IT;s hilarious how everytime someone says a genre is to niche to work only for someone to come along and do EXACTLY the same thing and make millions. Everyone said farm sims, tycoon games, city builders, ARPGs, RTS, base builder and complicated sim games where all too niche, now look at every single of those genreas. + +>Stardew Valley has literally been the king for the past 10 years. Completely revived the genre and now the market is flooded with farm sims. +>Planet Coaster has been number 1 tycoon game for years, also reviving the genrea. +>Tropico that was considered a dead franchise came out of nowhere with a 3rd game back in 2010 and is so succseful it's now has a 7th game in the works. +>after Sim City 2013 failed EA and much the industry claimed city builders where dead, only for Cities Skylines to sell a million copies in a month, have over 20 DLCs and is now the king of city builders. +>AoE was considered dead, then a good remaster came out and the game is finding an entire new generation of players. Even AoE4 is still going strong. +>Dungeon Keeper was considered to niche, only for Dwarf Fortress to come out to prove everyone wrong. Base building games now flood the market. +>Flight sim was considered to niche of a game. Now you have $5k worth of DLC for train simulator, Truck Simulator slowing making it's way up there and thousands of overly realistic sim games based off every vehical and job you can imagine. + +Hell, people thought The Sims was to big to compete and now we have like, 4 The Sims clone coming out. They also said Monster Hunter was to niche only for the MMO to rack up billions of dollars and become it's own genre. In all honestly I think a PSO clone will come out sooner than later. People are already getting sick of fast pased APRG games. People want to feel the impact of their attacks and armor, not speed through everything and die in one hit. +--- 636230268 +>>636215959 +>>636198336 +I actually view the Monster Hunter series as a spiritual successor to PSO. +I even got into Monhun years back because a PSO bro said it was similar. +--- 636230527 +>>636229571 +For the electric fences you need to find the switch, the shiny thing on the ground must've been a quest item. +--- 636230873 +>>636191390 +>>636191390 +>>636194552 +>>636195850 +>>636197448 + +At least post the gallery before it possibly gets wiped. + +https://imgur com/user/Nostalgio +--- 636230925 +>game about a self-conscious super computer that is trying to turn itself into a giant planet sized meat machine +>alters the planet's fauna and flora with mutant DNA splicing, hacks with mining computers and all sorta of shit +>Not listed as a HORROR game +lol +lmao even +--- 636231009 +>>636228152 +Its balanced for single player. Only being able to heal yourself 30 times is a real limitation and Monomates don't heal for shit after the early game. +--- 636231065 +>>636230527 +The quest slut didn't react to it. I quit the game for now gotta sleep. I'll see if I can turn the quest or something tomorrow. +--- 636231553 +>>636230925 +?????? +--- 636232368 +>>636230268 +>>636215959 +Funny enough, Monster hunter was capcon's response to PSO. +--- 636232443 +Is NGS good my PC died few months before it releases and I never got into it now that I have one, is there a class like phantom yet? Is it p2w? Can i sell my megumin skin for over 10kk meseta? +--- 636233447 +>>636232443 +you'd have infinitely more fun just watching syberbolts 2 hour-long videos explaining why its a steaming pile of shit +--- 636233482 +looking for a server that isn't 10 years old and doesn't have fully geared level 200 characters running around everywhere +--- 636233575 +>>636190127 (OP) +Based PSO enjoyer diff --git a/v/636190661.txt b/v/636190661.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a15adb3cdfd828cd686075b3a176c27fd22e5432 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636190661.txt @@ -0,0 +1,547 @@ +----- +--- 636190661 +Left or Right? +--- 636190817 +>>636190661 (OP) +Left, right looks like a tranny twink in a wig. +--- 636190823 +Right +--- 636191001 +>>636190661 (OP) +If you see a pair of humongous pair of fuckudders and don't automatically choose them, you might be a paedophile +--- 636191017 +>>636190661 (OP) +Yuffie or Elena, all others are inferior. +--- 636191073 +>>636190661 (OP) +left by process of elimination. +--- 636191096 +>>636191001 +Most of /v/ prefers flat chest. +I don't know why +--- 636191097 +>>636190661 (OP) +The one with the biggest bush +--- 636191184 +>>636190661 (OP) +Yuffie! +--- 636191359 +>>636191017 +>>636191184 +She's 15... +--- 636191436 +Earisu voice actress +--- 636191490 +>>636190661 (OP) +Left, Tifa is the perfect woman +--- 636191651 +>>636191359 +It's either her or Elena, all the others are pretty shit. +--- 636191876 +>>636191691 +--- 636191981 +>>636191651 +Cissnei is the cutest turk in my eyes +--- 636193668 +>>636191097 +god i love Jessie's slut personality so much +--- 636194141 +>>636193668 +Worst part of the remake was expanding on Jessie's character. +I physically sighed every time she spoke. +--- 636194551 +>>636194141 +you sound pretty gay, bro +--- 636194759 +>>636190661 (OP) +the one with the best tasting piss +--- 636195004 +>>636194551 +Aerith and Tifa are great, but Jessie was just grating. I empathized greatly with Cloud's annoyance in every scene they interacted in. +Obnoxious girls who think they're toying with men's minds when they're just too thickheaded to take a hint are the worst. +--- 636195252 +>>636191359 +old enough for rasberries +--- 636195334 +>>636191184 +Based Centrist Yuffiebros. +--- 636195401 +>>636191184 +>DLC still isn't on PS4 +What the fuck Square? I'm not buying a PS5 for a DLC. +--- 636195519 +Why are their faces so big +--- 636195616 +>>636195401 +get a PC then broke boy. +--- 636195642 +>>636195401 +>I'm not buying a PS5 for a DLC. +Then you're not gonna play the DLC unless you get it on PC. Same deal with Death Stranding and its PC/DC DLC and Horizon Forbidden West and its DLC. +--- 636195776 +>>636195616 +Will it run on my laptop? I've got an i5/8GB RAM/Intel HD 3000 +I think it's probably as powerful as a PS4. +--- 636195787 +Cissnei +--- 636195871 +>>636195642 +What do all these DLCs add that makes them impossible to run on PS4? The base games ran fine, how is a little bit of extra content suddenly too much for it to handle? +--- 636196001 +>>636195776 +Nope. +Just invest on a proper PC and it will be a long term investment better than a console. +--- 636196125 +>>636195871 +>What do all these DLCs add that makes them impossible to run on PS4? +Nothing. It's all a marketing ploy by Sony to try and sell PS5s. +--- 636196261 +>>636190661 (OP) +To the right where where everything is Right +--- 636196353 +>>636191073 +Shut up Sephiroth +--- 636196363 +>>636195871 +https://gamerant.com/horizon-forbidden-west-dlc-ps5-only-why-burning-shores-clouds/ +>Guerrilla Games has recently explained why the upcoming Horizon Forbidden West DLC won't be coming to PS4, stating that only the PS5 hardware can properly render the game's enhanced clouds. The new Horizon Forbidden West DLC will have a greater focus on flying, therefore clouds will play a bigger part in the exploration experience, and only next-gen hardware can handle that. +https://gamerant.com/spider-man-no-way-home-suits-not-on-ps4-reason/ +>Insomniac responded to this inquiry with an explanation that regards previous updates to Marvel's Spider-Man on PS4. According to Insomniac, the choice not to have these new cosmetics available on both PlayStation platforms is due to an oversaturated amount of updates that already appear on the PS4 edition. Apparently, this wears on "streaming performance from the PS4's hard drive" and the decision to give it to Marvel's Spider-Man Remastered on PS5 alone is to ensure "optimal performance" for PS4 users. + +Death Stranding I don't get why it wasn't DLC because I don't believe any of the new mechanics it added would cause any additional strain. +FF7R's excuse that I can find via Googling is just that it's not optimized for PS4 or something but it's clearly just Sony paying them. +--- 636196443 +>>636191184 +>*Fistbumps Yuffie* +--- 636196667 +>>636195004 +T. +Zero test male +--- 636196785 +>>636195787 +Cissnei looks a bit familiar, it might be her simple and clean appearance +--- 636196859 +>>636196785 +NOMUUUUURRA +--- 636196875 +>>636191691 + +Jannies kneel to the futa chads +--- 636197030 +>>636190661 (OP) +Midriff +--- 636197228 +>>636197030 +How do her shorts stay on? +--- 636197443 +>>636191359 +out of 10 +--- 636197489 +>>636197030 +she checkin her pubes out? +--- 636197504 +>>636194141 +You got the gay flu... sorry about you. +--- 636197536 +>>636196363 +>Death Stranding I don't get why it wasn't DLC +The new area they added is more taxing on hardware than the original game. I got tons of frame dips there on my GTX 1080 PC while the rest of the game was a smooth 60fps. Not sure a PS4 could actually handle it. +--- 636197808 +>>636197536 +Oh, I didn't even realize they added more to the map. I thought it was just the structures, the Half Life items, a couple new weapons, and LoLoL. +--- 636198209 +>>636197228 +dried cum +--- 636198340 +>>636197228 +She stuffs them full of materia +--- 636198509 +>>636198340 +by materia you my muh dick! +--- 636198719 +>>636195787 +Literally who? +--- 636198886 +>>636190661 (OP) +Aerith after she gets plump post-preggers +--- 636199232 +So what're Tifafags' canon for under the Airship scene? +--- 636199404 +>>636198886 + +By a futa Tifa? +--- 636199505 +>>636199232 +FF7 isn't canon. +--- 636199547 +>>636190661 (OP) +Left, of course +--- 636199928 +>>636190661 (OP) +Inagine them using you as their own personal toilet for a week. +--- 636200104 +>>636199505 +Seethe. +--- 636202124 +>>636197228 +friction +--- 636203914 +>>636198719 +The best Turk +--- 636204273 +>>636190661 (OP) +--- 636204943 +>>636204273 +patrician taste +--- 636206326 +>>636190661 (OP) +left for paizuri and right for piv +--- 636206685 +>>636190661 (OP) +Neither. +--- 636206883 +>>636190661 (OP) +Right. +--- 636208451 +>>636190661 (OP) +tifa with her real tits +--- 636208661 +>>636204273 +>>636206685 +how many underage boys has she claimed? +--- 636208879 +>>636190661 (OP) +Jessie +--- 636208957 +>>636191691 +--- 636209084 +>>636206685 +A bakers dozen +--- 636210450 +>>636209084 +wut +--- 636210880 +>>636210450 +I think he meant to reply to >>636208661 +--- 636212461 +>>636210880 +oh thanks +--- 636213330 +>>636190661 (OP) +Right in any case except Crisis Core, but especially right against NuTifa. +--- 636213420 +>>636213330 +>but especially right against NuTifa. +This. FUCK THE ETHICS TEAM +--- 636213434 +>>636190661 (OP) +Left since right has no ass and pancake tits +--- 636213721 +>>636197030 +i have no sauce and i must scream +--- 636213758 +>>636213330 +>>636213420 +Nu-Aeris is much worse she went from huge ass and hips to chinese boy tier +--- 636213897 +>>636190661 (OP) +Both +--- 636213921 +>>636213758 +CC Aeris was peak btw +--- 636214123 +>>636190661 (OP) +AC Cloud +--- 636214213 +>>636213921 +>>636214123 +Why are they so fat? +--- 636214323 +>>636196785 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZdLbiF9gCo [Embed] +--- 636214368 +>>636214213 +Too much oats, not enough squats. + +Simple as. +--- 636214541 +>>636199547 +isn't he an aerith bro +--- 636214632 +Tifa wins cuz of her lewd chinese dress +--- 636216901 +>>636190661 (OP) +Pure Heroine +--- 636217990 +>>636214368 +>not enough squats +Remake wasn't based enough to bring back squats and now all the characters got fat. +--- 636218815 +>>636214541 +Yes, he even considers her to be his first love kek. +--- 636219139 +>>636217990 +??¿?? +--- 636219149 +>>636190661 (OP) +Right +--- 636219246 +>>636191096 +If you dont like a soft smooth flat chest ur gay bro +--- 636219329 +>>636196443 +*Yuffie gives you a peck on the cheek.* +--- 636219373 +Right. Cloud agrees. +--- 636219378 +>we have to wait at least another 5 years till we get to see the fuck scene between Cloud and Tifa +i hope they show us tifas big fat udders as compensation +--- 636219425 +>>636191359 +*16 +out of 10. +--- 636219563 +>>636219139 +I said: ALL THE CHARACTERS GOT FAT +--- 636219567 +>>636190661 (OP) +Yes. +--- 636219612 +>>636219378 +there is no way they go the mature audience route, especially after 16s shitty pre-sales +--- 636219843 +>>636219612 +XVI is rated M for explicit gay sex scenes. Hopefully they understand that they still have a majority heterosexual audience and add a Cloud x Tifa sex scene in Rebirth or Reunion. +--- 636219894 +>>636219612 +the craziest thing is that you would think that FFXVI would have a huge boost just because of Yoshi P and XIV in general but yeah, it took them and entire State of Play to get the sales up +--- 636219969 +>>636198719 +Zack's girlfriend +--- 636220125 +>>636219969 +>gets cucked by Zack +>gets cucked by Cloud +>gets even cucked by Tseng +being Aerith is suffering +--- 636220280 +>>636219843 +>XVI is rated M for explicit gay sex scenes +Pretty sure the reason it got rated M is cuz they show a sex scene between the blonde bpd chick and some other black-haired dude +--- 636220696 +I prefer Madam M and Scarlet +--- 636221096 +>>636190661 (OP) +I used to prefer Tifa, but Aerith won me over. +--- 636221586 +>>636213721 +wanksy on rule34, fellow yuffie enjoyer +--- 636221634 +>>636190661 (OP) +I love tomboys, so right +--- 636221717 +>>636190661 (OP) +Tifa by a mile, Aerith was fucking annoying +--- 636221746 +>>636196785 +right looks like a tranny, and i don't use that word lightly +--- 636221868 +>>636190661 (OP) +Which girl has the hairiest pussy? +--- 636221985 +>>636221746 +Yes you do +--- 636221989 +>>636197030 +As much as I love the midriff, I can't stand her face +--- 636222048 +>>636190661 (OP) +Left, right has no ass +--- 636222394 +>>636222048 +I still don't get why they did this to her +--- 636222601 +>>636190661 (OP) +left, They ruined Aeris more than they ruined Tifa. +--- 636222856 +>>636216901 +excellent choice +--- 636222857 +>>636222394 +The guy who created 13 is one of the directors of the remake, so yeah +--- 636223002 +>>636191097 +Holy fuck I came here to post this based bush patrician. +>>636193668 +It's like they knew about the Tifa vs Aerith argument and said fuck it let's add an improved version for them to confuse their dicks even more +--- 636223216 +>>636190661 (OP) +Right's head on let's body +--- 636223297 +>>636202124 +Made for gallons of cum and should be included in game +--- 636223336 +>>636190661 (OP) +Aerith is prettier but Tifa has a better figure since Nomura is biased towards her. +--- 636223429 +>>636206883 +I would give away my paychecks to have her grow out her ampits and keep cosplaying +--- 636223458 +>>636190661 (OP) +Tifa≥>>>>>>>>>>>all the other girls>>>>>>>Aerithhhs +--- 636223679 +>>636222856 +This smell is unconceptualizable... +>>636222857 +Claire is beautiful. +--- 636223690 +>>636191436 +When does she start acting? I finished FF7R and she hadn't got around to it by then. +--- 636223747 +>>636221868 +Aerith without a doubt +--- 636223918 +my wife is the cutes and bustiest ff girl +--- 636224219 +>>636223918 +>bustiest +She's not even the bustiest in her own game now +--- 636224430 +>>636224219 +She is, since Scarlets tiddies are saggy and deflated, also Tifa is younger which makes her already better +--- 636224628 +>>636224219 +--- 636224719 +>>636224430 +>>636224628 +>mods +--- 636224751 +Uh oh, Scarlet has mini materia and she's taking off her shoes haha +--- 636224780 +>>636224628 +somebody explain to me why shirts in these mods always look baggy as fuck make it look tight retards +--- 636224786 +>>636224430 +Tifa's are pushed up more though and I'm not into the generic 'cute' face as much. Old Tifa was hotter. +--- 636224925 +>>636219378 +>>we have to wait at least another 5 years till we get to see the fuck scene between Cloud and Tifa +>they literally CENSORED blood trail in the game +>thinks we're getting a sex scene that wasn't even shown in the original game explicitly +lmfao we ain't getting shit. +--- 636224950 +>>636224719 +tifas boobas are not modded in that pic anon +--- 636225181 +>>636224786 +>cute face +I think there is nothing better than having that cutesy face but also that extremely slutty body +--- 636225353 +always right +--- 636225367 +>>636224950 +My pic (>>636224628) is a mod. +--- 636225916 +>>636224925 +they could do it like XVI and rate the game as mature +--- 636226019 +>>636225916 +not happening when XVI doesn't do as well as expected sales wise +--- 636226126 +>>636224925 +>they literally CENSORED blood trail in the game +Just got to that point and couldn't believe it, and then Sephiroth kills President Shinra and Barrett and there was no blood, just smoke for some stupid reason. +I recall Twilight Princess getting a T rating in 2006 for having blood. Have the standards really clamped down that hard? +And yet Remake has a ton of swearing, which I thought wasn't allowed in T rated games, at least not too much (just like PG-13 movies, you can say ass or shit once) +--- 636226227 +>>636190661 (OP) +Why did Sephiroth let Aerith cast Holy? +--- 636227014 +>>636225916 +The guys doing XVI wanna make their game "mature" and pushed for the higher rating themselves. +Can't see why they wanna switch up on 7 part way through +--- 636227118 +>>636226126 +Tales games have blood in them and shit is T rated if I remember lmfao +--- 636227254 +>>636226126 +>Have the standards really clamped down that hard? +it's basically like a point system, a story is allowed to have a certain amount of swearwords, a certain amount of mature themes yada yada +If they went for blood they probably had to cut down on lots of other stuff, like showing tit flesh; Cloud fagging out, the handjob reference, and the subtle hints of girls getting pimped out. In the Yuffie DLC and in CCR we see blood, the reason for that is probably because apart from that the games are squeaky clean +--- 636228180 +>>636227014 +>Can't see why they wanna switch up on 7 part way through +Maybe because CERO has gone mad with power. Also, the people who were 13 when Remake came out 3 years ago will be 17 when Rebirth releases next year, so officially able to buy M rated games (not that anyone actually gives a shit about age ratings) +--- 636228440 +>>636227254 +>In the Yuffie DLC and in CCR we see blood +In the base game, most of the fights end with both the party and the enemy looking squeaky clean, but during the Reno/Rude fight on the pillar, they actually all get the shit beat out of them and end up bruised, cut up and filthy. It was a really odd change because it only occurs during that fight. +The entirety of Remake feels like a lot of different departments worked on different parts and they just threw it together. +--- 636228872 +>>636228440 +Or maybe there were some parts that required more details than others +--- 636229028 +>>636190823 +>Aerith is literally the McDonald's of choices +Lmao, I'll stick with Tifa, thanks. +--- 636229151 +I think remake Tifa overtook Laura Croft as a sex symbol +--- 636229289 +>>636229151 +Definitely. Lara Croft never had sex in front of the Italian parliament. +--- 636229337 +>>636229289 +What a power move +--- 636229393 +>>636229151 +that's not fair, Lara got fucked over so hard in the remake, in part one she was still hot but damn part 3 Lara looked like a dyke +--- 636229474 +>open rule34 +>"tifa_lockhart animated cum_in_pussy -cloud_strife" +perfect +--- 636229669 +>>636229474 +tifa_lockhart futanari +--- 636229819 +why are all women disgusting whores that only care about chad? +--- 636230269 +>>636229819 +Why have you never talked to a woman? +--- 636230616 +>>636230269 +women only care about having sex with Chad +--- 636231756 +>>636190661 (OP) +>Face +Right +>Body +Left +--- 636231850 +>>636202124 +I fucking LOVE pubic hair +--- 636231857 +>>636229669 +Face the wall +--- 636231957 +>>636190661 (OP) +Left +--- 636232019 +>>636231857 +I would for Tifa with a cock. +--- 636232114 +>>636229819 +Chad is the baseline of what a valuable man is. If you aren't Chad, you are disgusting. It's not women's fault that most men are defects. +--- 636233123 +>>636191359 +And? +--- 636233737 +>>636190661 (OP) +left but they're both bogged +--- 636233767 +>>636229393 +They did well in RoTR, and then just had to fuck it all up. +--- 636233923 +why are women with dark hair? +--- 636233972 +>>636233767 +Rise Lara is so ridiculously perfect it's unreal. I was 100% focused on her ass any time she was swimming or climbing or doing anything where it would be more pronounced diff --git a/v/636191984.txt b/v/636191984.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f5423fc9f5704aa07fc378b0a11b44fdc130b5c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636191984.txt @@ -0,0 +1,194 @@ +----- +--- 636191984 +>Mogs every mario game besides world in your path +Only vr chads recognize this +--- 636192175 +>comparing a platformer to an action sidescroller +--- 636192785 +>But the Japanese home computer version has her boobs out during a scene +--- 636194358 +>>636192785 +You can't just say that and not post em +--- 636194737 +>Valis +>Good +Maybe 3 and 4, I'd rather play Getsu Fumaden than Valis 1 or 2, besides it's a completely fucking different genre, the actual competitors were things like Castlevania. +--- 636195535 +>>636194358 +It's actually a bit of a spoiler in the context it happens. +--- 636195919 +Y-Yūko.. +--- 636196303 +>IP rights get transferred to an eroge company that proceeds to turn the series into a hardcore rape nukige +jesus, what an absolutely grim fate +--- 636197161 +>>636196303 +You could have saved her +--- 636197569 +>>636196303 +That company also went out of business and the IP is sitting with a Japanese mobile company that released the two collections out now. +--- 636197729 +>>636191984 (OP) + +The story really depended on people knowing japanese mythology and the assumption the afterlife is basically feudal japan. +--- 636197960 +>>636197729 +explain further I am interested +--- 636197964 +>>636197569 +>>636196303 +>>636191984 (OP) +>Nomadic IP Girl: Sword of Valis. +--- 636198284 +Valis was always shite +--- 636198484 +>>636196303 +That's kind of hot in an existential way. +--- 636199561 +>>636191984 (OP) +>World +You mean the ugly ass Mario game with only like two powerups lol +--- 636201478 +Reiko is dead so shit serie +--- 636203150 +I think both the original games and eroge are cool. +--- 636204069 +>>636201478 +rip +--- 636205902 +>>636198312 +wish I coudl rape ;_; +--- 636210973 +YUKO JUICE +--- 636211084 +Yūko on the mega drive +--- 636211254 +>>636191984 (OP) +Wut. +SMB3 is way better than World. +--- 636211525 +>>636191984 (OP) +That's clearly not a VR game, dummy. +--- 636212913 +>>636211525 +yo mama is a VR game +--- 636215046 +>>636191984 (OP) +remember when the Valis IP was sold to a H game studio and she got raped a whole lot? +--- 636216228 +>>636215046 +yea we just saw that +--- 636219457 +>>636197569 +Basically the fate of most eroge companies and IPs from back then +--- 636221121 +>>636219457 +damn shit +--- 636221686 +>>636196303 +A good Valis eroge would be about the girls raping the monsters. +--- 636222028 +>>636221686 +--- 636222375 +>>636222028 +Just imagine, ordinary high school girl gets the power to expel demons by forcing them to creampie her. +--- 636222931 +>>636222375 +y’all niggas trippin’ +--- 636223708 +>>636222375 +There's probably at least a dozen doujin games (more than likely inspired by Valis) featuring that mechanic. +--- 636228471 +>>636196303 +>Valis X +>ValiSEX + +Cheeky cunts +--- 636228542 +OP a phonefag! +--- 636228676 +>>636191984 (OP) +>all these fans of an extremely obscure pc98 game coming out the woodwork +--- 636228708 +>>636196303 +>>636197161 +>>636198484 +>>636221686 +>not doing Valis sequel on sixth gen console +Sad… +--- 636228965 +>>636228676 +>Saint Seiya meet proto-Sailor Moon (SM 1989) +Never weird you dumb frog poster +--- 636229071 +Which Valis do I play on which System? I love that retro armor +--- 636229243 +>>636222375 +There is a manga like that. It's about a post-apocalyptic world where the heroine kills demons through sex fights. Wish I could remember the title. +--- 636229341 +>>636211084 +Prefer the SYD be on NES/Gameboy instead +--- 636229449 +>>636211084 +Those eyes are in the wrong place. +--- 636230110 +>>636229243 +I got you, senpai. + +https://exhentai.org/g/2141409/27cf3585af/ +--- 636230361 +>>636229449 +Well like colt 45 it works every time +--- 636230673 +>>636230110 +>Momohime +That's the one, thanks. +--- 636230740 +>>636229341 +the collection +--- 636230847 +Late 80's/early 90's anime style was pure soul +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOpQvcnSi8 [Embed] +--- 636230904 +>>636229071 +Come on /vr/fags, which version do I play? +--- 636230960 +>>636230904 +pc-engine cd version +--- 636231059 +Yūko +--- 636231304 +Yūko Asō +--- 636232008 +YŪKO +ASŌ +--- 636232096 +old yuko +--- 636232143 +Nice midriff +--- 636232384 +>>636230904 +The PC-Engine game shits on all the other ones, so you play that one and the rest sucks after that +--- 636232416 +>>636232143 +i guess so +--- 636232535 +>>636230740 +If Valis IV SNES had released on Switch online? +--- 636232624 +>>636230904 +REM: https://youtu.be/Pk1UkmigkMs [Embed] +--- 636232708 +>>636232096 +female Mars or proto-Lucina? +--- 636233183 +>>636232708 +not sure +--- 636233340 +>>636196303 +>eroge +>has to furigana sadame +What the fuck? +--- 636233671 +>>636233340 +for beginners diff --git a/v/636192240.txt b/v/636192240.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b70b37f9280ea0da2fb61a90fe3e7b66be8c9291 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636192240.txt @@ -0,0 +1,922 @@ +----- +--- 636192240 +What ga$cha does /v/ play? +--- 636192352 +yeah nigga I'm out here arkin my knights i'm kino as fuck +--- 636192372 +>>636192240 (OP) +I dont play any, neither should you +--- 636192423 +Uhh yeah I play them games. Love them games +--- 636192425 +>>636192240 (OP) +I play FGO and genshin +--- 636192638 +>>636192240 (OP) +>>636192352 +>>636192423 +>>636192425 +>LGBT shit +kys fag +--- 636192732 +>>636192638 +Yeah I should probably drop FGO it's getting boring +--- 636192740 +>>636192240 (OP) +I wish I could reroll my life. +--- 636192758 +GBF, Arknights, honkai star rail +--- 636192910 +>>636192638 +I would say something, but yeah you're right. Scavenger is a canonical lesbian and the stuff the Abyssal Hunters have got going on is gay as shit. Fuck, look at Irene and Andreana. +--- 636192925 +>>636192758 +Discord sis? +--- 636193072 +>>636192240 (OP) +>play +--- 636193079 +>>636192910 +>the stuff the Abyssal Hunters have got going on is gay as shit. +A bitch with a big forehead getting teased by a stacked shark slut is cute +--- 636193131 +>>636192240 (OP) +None. I'm not a soulless bugman who's addicted to generic vtuber-bait #3254234 jpgs. +--- 636193143 +I play Summoners War Chronicles +its fun if you like monster-collecting MMOs and dont mind autoplay shit +--- 636193276 +>>636192638 +>liking cute girls is now lgbt shit according to /vpol/ +They've come full circle. They're literally gay now. +--- 636193331 +>>636192240 (OP) +FGO +Azur Lane +Genshin Impact +Arknighs +Nikke + +And a better question how do you handle your time to play gachas? +--- 636193452 +I enjoy this cat +--- 636193493 +>>636192240 (OP) +Blue Archive +--- 636193649 +>>636192240 (OP) +Something with the Bus +I don't remember +--- 636193667 +>>636193276 +Cute girls are good. Homosexual characters and trannies are not. +All these games have lgbt characters so they're lgbt +--- 636193678 +>>636192240 (OP) +Blue Archive. Every other gacha + +>wastes your time +>makes you lament not having a certain unit +>doesn't give you pity +>shoves ads in your face + +Blue archive doesn't do any of that. The dailies can be done in under fifteen minutes IF YOU'RE SLOW. +--- 636193727 +I thought Azur lane was shutting down or something? Maybe am retarded. +--- 636193812 +>>636193678 +Based Archive chad +--- 636193859 +>>636193678 +>makes you lament not having a certain unit +Only if your favorite unit is limited. I was looking for rolling SP Mari but hot wheels made me abstain +--- 636193942 +>>636192240 (OP) +Looking for a gacha as lewd as Last Origin but with different gameplay. Suggestions? +--- 636193952 +>>636193859 +>not rolling for your favorite student who's limited +>rolling for the non-limited who'll always have a shot at spooking you +--- 636194012 +>>636192740 +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/l-z9BwHtrztvptDFpNh3Dw/ +Yikes +--- 636194064 +>>636193667 +Since when the fuck did Blue Archive have LGBT characters? +--- 636194084 +>>636193952 +AAAAAAAARGGGGHH I NEED TO BREAK THE META CONDITIONING +--- 636194150 +>>636193942 +You could always go for straight-up hentai gachas. Magicami and Tenkafuma are good. +--- 636194156 +I've been super into playing Nikke as of late. I'm so glad they're giving free rolls a day now. Collecting all the girls seems possible now. And I've been getting pretty lucky. +--- 636194198 +>>636193667 +oh so you're just making shit up for the sake of a shitpost then, got it +--- 636194232 +>>636193678 +Nikke also is like that minus the first point +--- 636194303 +>>636193678 +>measures daily time +Signs of a gacha cuck beyond salvation. +--- 636194351 +What even is the point of browsing this shithole board anymore when its just gacha garbage and zelda threads 24/7? +--- 636194445 +>>636194351 +Go whine about it on reddit or something tard-chan. +--- 636194451 +>>636194064 +The event going on now has that bi bitch fantasise about gay sex and also implies that students get together during the scavenger hunt and bonfire +--- 636194690 +>>636194232 +If it wastes my time then I don't wanna +--- 636194695 +>>636194451 +what? +--- 636194749 +>>636194445 +>Go whine about it on reddit or something tard-chan. +--- 636194773 +>>636194198 +>making shit up +Nice denial faggot. All those games have characters that are at least bi +--- 636194848 +>>636194749 +Yes. Stay there. +--- 636194851 +>>636194695 +The halo track festival thing +--- 636194956 +>>636194451 +>Sources: It was revealed to me during a schizophrenic episode +--- 636194961 +>>636192240 (OP) +Genshin is the worst one for sure +--- 636195024 +>>636194851 +She was talking about getting it on with (You), dummy +--- 636195089 +>>636194351 +i can understand complaining about gacha, but complaining about the biggest video game launch of the year is fucking stupid +--- 636195139 +>>636192240 (OP) +None, but I masturbate to that blonde chick with the cute smile in your pic +--- 636195198 +>>636192240 (OP) +I only play FGO as of late. I used to play Azur Lane but with all the tedious daily stuff you have to do it was becoming a second job. In FGO I've already done everything that can be done so the only things I do now is run the dailies, which can be automated with an app. +--- 636195282 +>>636194956 +Play the fucking game +--- 636195367 +>>636194351 +>Forced meme +>Whining +>Thinks others are shitting up the board +--- 636195539 +>>636192240 (OP) +Path to Nowhere +Genshin Impact +--- 636195564 +>>636195282 +I do and you're either bad at reading or just full of shit. You can't even name the characters +--- 636195696 +>>636195282 +I did. You're clearly the one who hasn't played the game. Hanako isn't an LGBT character. She's just a horny slut with a foul mouth. She'd probably fuck a plant if she could find a way to get off with it +--- 636196070 +>>636195696 +At this rate I don't think Hanako is even horny, she just wants to provoke a reaction out of people for fun +--- 636196072 +>>636192240 (OP) +None. +Both those girls are lewd tankers made to be pumped up with whipped cream until they utterly explode. +--- 636196229 +>>636196070 +You would be correct +--- 636196294 +>>636192240 (OP) +Limbus Company +--- 636196342 +Gacha games make me feel ill +--- 636196362 +>>636192240 (OP) +Nikke +Azur Lane +In the waiting room for gfl2 +--- 636196464 +>>636192910 +Eh? Rat gay? +--- 636196696 +>>636192240 (OP) +Fate: GO and smt: dx2 +I just spent all my gems for smt's latest banner and got nothing +--- 636196708 +>>636195696 +>She'd probably fuck a plant +So she's pan? +--- 636197082 +>>636192240 (OP) +Unironically, FGO. +Fuck my life. +--- 636197575 +>>636197082 +Unless your waifu is trashu, what's the problem +--- 636197593 +>>636196294 +I skipped this because it was a gacha +I’ll come back for their next proper game +--- 636197674 +>>636197575 +Sunk cost fallacy makes me want to ban human rights in asia. +--- 636197782 +>>636192240 (OP) +Red Records +--- 636197872 +SEX +--- 636197903 +>>636197782 +>lgbt anime +--- 636197927 +Why is this board suddenly full of gachafags? +--- 636197941 +>>636192240 (OP) +Mahjongsoul +--- 636197943 +>>636192740 +--- 636197946 +>>636196229 +>3 times in the morning +>3 times in the afternoon +--- 636198051 +Dokkan because I'm a straight man. +--- 636198062 +>>636197941 +based cat +--- 636198215 +>>636197927 +2016 election tourists. +That's also right around the time gookmoot got rid of the option to report for marketing. +How odd. +--- 636198220 +>>636192240 (OP) +Official /v/ gacha tier list + +>SSS Tier Gacha +Limbus company +>SS Tier Gacha +Blue archive / Girls frontline +>S Tier Gacha +Honkai Impact 3rd / Genshin / Arknights / Nikke / Battle cats +>A Tier Gacha +Azur Lane / Punishing Gray Raven / FGO / Majohng soul +>B Tier Gacha +Destiny Child / Last Origin / Counterside / Another Eden / Guardian Tales / World Flipper / Path to Nowhere /Epic seven / Honkai star rail / Granblue fantasy /Dokkan +--- 636198521 +>>636192240 (OP) +Heaven burns red +--- 636198680 +>>636192240 (OP) +holding out for GF2 +--- 636198685 +>>636198220 +>lgbtsus company +>genshit fagpact +>girls lgbtline +>honfag implgbt +>blacked archive +>arkfags (lgbt) +>nigke +>azur lgbt +>blacking gay raven +>fag gay order +>groomed child +>lgbt origin +>cuntside +>another fag +>lgbt tales +>world fapper +>path to gay sex +>lgbt seven +>honkai shit railed +>grantrans fantasy +--- 636198691 +>>636197593 +See you, anon. +--- 636198693 +>>636196708 +If fucking an inanimate object was all it took for someone to be pan then almost every adult female out there would be considered pansexual simply because they've used a vibrator or dildo. +--- 636198751 +>>636198680 +gfl was shit so what makes you think gfl2 won't be +--- 636198803 +>>636198680 +i know nothing about it, when's the release? will there be a jap server? +--- 636198810 +>>636193131 +>>636192740 +The dynamic duo +--- 636198837 +>>636198751 +>gf1 +soulless +>gf2 +soul +--- 636198968 +>>636198803 +final beta test in July, release date unknown for now +confirmed global release and PC client +https://gf2.sunborngame.com/index +--- 636198987 +Genshin +Arknights +Star rail +Nikke +--- 636199003 +>>636198220 +Girls Frontline would be more enjoyable if the "complete x amount of missions" dailies weren't such a grind. It'd be nice if they at least had randomized levels to mix them up but instead they basically amount to doing the same shit on the same map over and over again. +--- 636199045 +>>636197593 +Just treat it like a visual novel with gameplay, you don't need to engage with gacha mechanics +--- 636199314 +>>636198987 +Discord? +--- 636199468 +>>636198220 +Here's the real gacha tier list +S: +A: +B: +C: +D: +F: +Trash: Limbus company, Nikke, Blue Archive, Girls frontline, Honkai star rail, Genshit impact, Azure Lane, FGO, Dokkan Battle, Dragalia lost +--- 636199501 +>>636198680 +Kind of wish they'd add a gun porn aspect to it. Like make it so you can grab the girl's gun and inspect a 3D model of it. Maybe even rack the bolt or drop the magazine to admire all the moving parts. +Also while you're inspecting it the girls could be doing shit in the background like tearfully reaching for their gun, pouting in annoyance, or acting embarrassed +--- 636199656 +>>636192240 (OP) + +I love this GG channel. + +https://discord.gg/yvRhkJhgSC +--- 636199691 +Why didn't you play my game, anon? Why did you just watch it die? +--- 636199729 +>>636199501 +You're asking too much from an indie company, please andastand. +--- 636199791 +>>636199314 +I don't talk with strangers 1 on 1 +--- 636199803 +>>636199691 +I DID +I FUCKING DID +THEY KILLED HER GAME AND DIDN'T ALLOWED ME TO STAY +I DON'T WANT TO MOVE TO JP +I WANT MY PECO +--- 636199883 +>>636199656 +Post the pics here or GTFO +--- 636200414 +>>636194156 +EXPLODE +--- 636200634 +>>636196362 +When is gfl2 releasing? +--- 636200908 +>>636199883 +Do you realize how long it takes to pic dump on 4chan compared to Discord? + +On discord I can post 10 at a time with no Cooldown. + +There's a reason I created a GG archive after all. +--- 636200990 +>>636199045 +I’d rather just watch it online at that point +I know for a fact that I won’t enjoy the gameplay +--- 636201053 +>>636200634 +Probably around the same time as Reverse Collapse +In other words: never +--- 636201061 +>>636199501 +you can bubba their guns with attachments at least +--- 636201286 +>>636201061 +Even better. +--- 636201863 +>>636200990 +>I’d rather just watch it online +fair +--- 636202248 +>>636200990 +Not gonna lie, that's exactly what I did with quite a few of the GFL event stories since a fair number of them were complete bullshit in terms of difficulty +--- 636202549 +>>636202248 +unless you're super new I don't see how that's possible, other than rare ball-busters like Shattered Connexion chapter 5 almost every event is either babby tier or has a babby mode. +--- 636202719 +>>636195089 +Nobody was even complaining about it until crowbcat made a video on it. People love their ecelebs. +--- 636202761 +>>636198220 +Nier bros.... we are not even on the list... +--- 636203113 +>>636199468 +>no mention of arknots +bwos..... +--- 636203231 +>>636192240 (OP) +--- 636203360 +>>636203061 +--- 636203407 +Post moar asuka pls +--- 636203581 +>>636198220 +>SSS Tier +Genshin Impact / Honkai Star Rail +>SS Tier +Fate Grand Order / Nikke +>S Tier +Blue Archive / Azur Lane + +Everything else is irrelevant garbage. +--- 636203832 +>>636203581 +vidya butts is /v/ culture thoughever +--- 636203981 +>>636203832 +The only culture GF contributed to /v/ is the based chink killing himself. Unironically. +--- 636204339 +>>636203981 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHqBOgMhKcg [Embed] +--- 636204658 +>tfw lost the 50/50 in multiple gachas +--- 636204763 +>>636203981 +>negev +ok newfag +--- 636205272 +>>636203981 +negev.gif is a classic piece of 4chan culture +--- 636205572 +>>636192240 (OP) +Sad Panda. +--- 636205623 +>>636192740 +Tendies gonna seethe +--- 636205829 +636199468 +>roastie reaction +--- 636206581 +>>636203581 +>>636203981 +>t.MHYdrone +--- 636206650 +>>636200634 +Probably one year from now on, pre reg is already up on cn +>>636201053 +Retard +--- 636207282 +>>636204763 +>>636205272 +literally nobody knows about this outside of gachafags who intentionally enter gacha threads. meanwhile every single /v/ poster has jerked off to Mona/Ganyu or Saber/Jeanne and knows about Genshin and Fate. +--- 636207579 +>>636207282 +>literally nobody knows about this outside of gachafags +she's /pol/'s wife +--- 636207721 +>>636192240 (OP) +none, because i'm not a faggot +--- 636207840 +is alcohol good for you? +--- 636208297 +I don't play gachas, I just post waifus with other anons +--- 636208408 +>>636207282 +go back +--- 636208504 +>>636192240 (OP) +>no halos +--- 636208913 +Only real nigga games. +--- 636209153 +>Mona/Ganyu or Saber/Jeanne +soulless +--- 636209469 +>>636194351 +no one care about your monkshit nigger +--- 636209540 +>>636208913 +>>636193331 +>>636194156 +>>636203581 +What is it that makes NIKKE better than anything else? Does it have story as good as GFL or soundtrack or gameplay as good as MHY games? I seriously don't get it. +--- 636209739 +>>636192240 (OP) +I played GBF for years but never spent a cent on it. +--- 636210684 +>>636209540 +it flaunts asses in your face +--- 636211101 +>>636209540 +Stop pretending that you don't know why it's popular, it's cringe. +>Actual lewd waifu designs in 2023 +>Pvp bait +>Relatively easy to consoom and fun story +>Bonding and chat systems +>Dorm systems +>PC and Phone Client +>A lot of marketing +>A lot of fanart +>Not too grindy because of idling +>Decent soundtrack and worldbuilding +>Very polished and feels high budget in comparison to 99% of gacha excluding Mihoyo +--- 636213646 +>>636199691 +Because I don't touch crappyroll shit. +--- 636214027 +>>636211101 +>A lot of fanart +I dont know anon for me its pretty hard to find decent fanart that isnt made with AI +--- 636214341 +>>636196070 +This, Hanako's just a shitposter. +--- 636214442 +>>636192240 (OP) +None because I'm not a retard, I just jerk off to the girls sometimes, the "games" are fucking trash lol +--- 636214570 +>>636192638 +Based +Total fag death +--- 636214660 +None +--- 636214974 +>>636192240 (OP) +None, because I'm not a fucking retard. +These games barely meet the minimum requirements to be considered games, and after the tutorial they always leave you with a choice of grinding repetitive shit for literal months, possibly years, to eventually get the stuff you want, or spending ridiculous amounts of money to speed up the procress. +I'd honestly like to know what goes through the head of somebody who fires up some gachaslop for the first time, thinking "Yup, that's the game I want to keep playing on a daily basis", because it makes absolutely no sense to me. +--- 636215238 +>>636214974 +>These games barely meet the minimum requirements to be considered games, and after the tutorial they always leave you with a choice of grinding repetitive shit for literal months, possibly years, to eventually get the stuff you want, or spending ridiculous amounts of money to speed up the procress. +>it's another retard who hasn't played any gacha or has played 1 for like 5 minutes talks like he's an expert on the subject +Retard +--- 636215518 +>>636203113 +Ark knight is kind of mediocre. It's a dumb idea to begin with really. Tower defense games rely heavily on careful balance when it comes to towers the player has access to vs. the types of enemies thrown at the player and that just doesn't work with gacha mechanics where the characters the player has access to are almost completely random. +--- 636215519 +>>636209540 +I got really invested in the story of Nikkek to the point that I've cried 5 times in the span of 6 months. No other game has done that, so I'm impressed. +The soundtrack is too good to be in this gacha game +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtKk1fy4wHk [Embed] + +As for the gameplay, I really want an endless game mode. Once you complete your dailies you're pretty much done for the day. + +>I came for the asses, I stayed for the story +--- 636215676 +>>636215519 +Shame that Nikke is pretty shit when it comes to the f2p experience. Tried it and got completely fucked by rng and not got nobody in like 80 rolls. +--- 636216013 +>>636197943 +Kill yourself you faggot fuck +Get cancer you fat lard ass piece of shit +--- 636216142 +>>636216013 +KWAB +--- 636216415 +>>636215676 +I'm f2p but I got pretty lucky with some units like Liter and Centi in early game. Still I was walled for like 45 days kek. As long as you have patience is fine. +If you want to comeback, now is the perfect time since they are giving a free SSR to help you to break that wall. +--- 636216427 +>>636216013 +--- 636216812 +>>636209540 +Retards only see the surface and use asses as the excuse, but the main story is incredible, thus far haven't had the need to spend a dime, got every character I've wanted and got through 160 wall. Most of the stuff can be played on auto but the real tough boss fights are fun and tactical. One of the better gachas. +--- 636216992 +>>636216415 +I just picked up Star Rail so I'm not looking to pick up another gacha at the minute. I might pick it back up again when I finally get sick of Genshin. I find it ironic for all the praise for being better than other gachas Genshin supposedly is I honestly find it the least fun of the ones I play. Also you aren't wrong Nikke has a fantastic soundtrack +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTH6a5JwOU&t=111s [Embed] +I fought this boss and I was hooked. I listen to the OST on it's own just as music so it's always in the back of my mind. +--- 636217091 +feh is the only gacha where I enjoy the gameplay +I like it more than the mainline games +--- 636217806 +alright you gacha playing retards, i will come back to playing your little games, but as ever, i will never swipe a single time to get anything in them. i've only played afk arena and destiny child before, what should I play? nikke? blue archive? these are the two i masturbated the most to. i dont know which gacha games are actually good or not. and then, how do you actually play them on pc? i remember using bluestacks or something like that which was incredibly shitty and required constant updated and consumed a shit ton of my memory and idk what was that about, felt like massive memory leaks but it was shit, spoon feed a faggot and teach me how to properly play your games and i will give them another fair try +--- 636218348 +Which vg general has a download for the least bloated emulator out there ? I remember using LDPlayer once upon a time but I'm fairly sure that the official version comes with a whole lot of bloatware I don't need to just pop in and do dailies in one game +--- 636218875 +>>636218348 +all emulators are bloatware+chinese spyware. mumuplayer is the least bloated. +--- 636219089 +>>636218875 +That much is obvious, but surely there's some debloated versions floating around ? The spyware part doesn't worry me, it's the 1000 preinstalled shovelware apps that take up 30 gigs for no reason that do +I just wanna open it and play muh game and that's it, no other bullshit on it +--- 636219314 +>>636209540 +the writing completely destroy GFL, because the writer doesn't goes muh grounded lore stretching 10 words to 1000 lines +its not like nikke story itself is amazing unique or anything, just executed better made a lot of people care even the casual players, just like other gook gacha BA +--- 636219448 +>>636219314 +>muh grounded lore stretching 10 words to 1000 lines +but that's Arknights +--- 636219509 +>>636217806 +Limbus for still being relatively new and you won't be too bricked starting now. It lifts its gameplay straight from it's prequel (library of ruina) and the limited roster means everyone will be fleshed out in some way. It's also one of the only gachas where you can grind to get the SSRs in it, and has mili +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu8i-OyjLYk [Embed] +https://youtu.be/NZR0YEkVxp8 [Embed] + +GFL is going to be a hit or miss where i'll pull the "le story good" card again yet out of all the gachas that is the only one that i could enjoy (past a certain point) reading even though it's as long as the LOTR trilogy, but since its ancient by gacha standards the more recent event stories haven't been put in-game yet and have to be watched on youtube. Although its one of the more for (you) gachas where you can marry the girls, not too many of them get more than a few unique lines or stories outside of the story characters who are great. Gameplay wise it starts off as basic autoshit but eventually becomes increasingly complicated and autistic +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzAWOxNVmTk [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUjO8gHxs34 [Embed] +--- 636219656 +>>636217806 +vast majority of blue archive is not voiced just so you know +--- 636220002 +>>636217806 +If you don't want to emulate Nikke has a proper PC client now though I am unsure of the quality. In terms of which to play I'd obviously recomend Blue Archive, in my personal opinion the best gacha on the market right now. If you like the girls it's really hard to not like Blue Archive cause that's all everything is about. +--- 636220053 +>>636192240 (OP) +GFL +Neural Cloud +Arknights +FGO +Ligmus +Star Rail +--- 636220105 +>>636219448 +atleast AK has that unique gameplay +honestly they both reads the same to me, i rather suffer through boring as fuck yuzusoft moege than reading another scifi post apocolyptic chink gacha story +--- 636220343 +>>636220105 +I will never understand why people seem to like AK gameplay so much compared to other gacha games. Like it's fun sure but it's no different than any other bog standard glorified flash game gacha gameplay. +>i rather suffer through boring as fuck yuzusoft moege than reading another scifi post apocolyptic chink gacha story +Blue Archive is the game for you. Being sick of all the edgelord post apocalyptic shit on the market is exactly why I picked it up and it's been my main gacha ever since. +--- 636220963 +I REALLY want to have sex with mutsuki>>636216142 +--- 636221093 +>>636192240 (OP) +Leaving this here. +--- 636221197 +I wonder where >>618138782 is today +--- 636221381 +>>636220343 +its not really the theme that is the problem, i actually kind of like nikke story but there are still moments where they just tried too hard to be dark +>blue archive +i barely play BA anymore but i still keep up with BA story, the writer definitely reads a lot of VN, it just gives me that vibe as someone played a lot of them back in the day, unironically i think this is the most consistent best written gacha +--- 636221450 +>>636220343 +Sex with Toki +--- 636221847 +Has anyone tried Soul Tide? +Is it still alive? +--- 636222004 +>>636221381 +Yeah BAs story is really fun. I can't wait for vol 2 part 2 and obviously the sheer kino that is the final volume to hit gobal. Considering I picked it up to get away from all the try hard writing it was a surprise at how much I loved the story. I'd definitely agree that it has the best writing in terms of consistency. + +>>636221450 +Tokisex +--- 636222176 +Reminder that gachas are just glorified VNs. +--- 636222249 +>>636222176 +that's why i'm playing em, helps me with my daily jap grind +--- 636222261 +>>636216013 +Imagine getting this upset that your shitty forced meme isn't catching on +--- 636222690 +.... +--- 636222692 +>try and play gacha +>every single gacha just have the character fall madly in love with (you) for no reason at all +>this always just makes them into a one dimensional character with no life of their own +I hate self-insert pandering. +--- 636222758 +>>636196229 +>the dildo is still inside her butt +--- 636222970 +>>636192240 (OP) +Magicami is the only one I'm playing those days +>>636197943 +KEK +--- 636223037 +>>636222692 +Onii-chan...I love you. Now buy the $99.99 premium package (800% value). +--- 636223049 +>>636222261 +He always gets really upset when you ignore his bait. +--- 636223156 +>>636223037 +My wife, Pecorine. +--- 636223171 +>>636222692 +>all the girls are retard +>(you) are canonically their tard wrangler +Makes sense to me +--- 636223340 +Is this only available for a limited time? As far as I know Track Yuuka is a limited character, so I don't know if that applies to her store Eleph. +--- 636223472 +>>636203545 +I want the evil woman to claim me. +--- 636223491 +vidya +https://files.catbox.moe/fgpolm.mp4 +--- 636223583 +>>636223340 +No you can buy the eleph whenever. The option to upgrade them with ligma never goes away. +--- 636223865 +>>636203581 +Based +--- 636223871 +>>636223583 +Thanks, I'm new so I'm trying to be a stingy with my resources for when I REALLY need them. +--- 636224203 +>>636199691 +I do. In JP like anyone who wasn't retarded enough to trust in fucking Crunchyroll of all things. +--- 636226159 +Why is she so FAT? +--- 636226335 +>>636226159 +To satisfy my dick. +--- 636227005 +>>636226335 +>So fat she can't even wear her tracksuit properly. +--- 636227084 +I play Gundam Wars +--- 636227230 +>Some nigger grabs you behind and puts a knife to your throat demanding your wallet +>First officer arrives on scene +>It's Kirino +How fucked do you feel /v/? +--- 636227659 +>>636227230 +>Kirino opens fire, accidentally killing the neighbors dog. +>The bullet happens to richochet to Millenium's experiment chamber, causing trillion gazillions in damages. +>The debri sends the thief in panic, leaving you behind. +>Sensei and Kirino are safe, at the expense of everyone else's. +--- 636227686 +>>636227005 +--- 636227908 +>>636227005 +I want to be trapped under her fat body and forced to huff her sweat boobs or butt +--- 636228147 +>>636192240 (OP) +Why is she smiling like that bros? +--- 636228298 +>>636192240 (OP) +Heaven burns red +--- 636228465 +>>636228147 +She's happy to see (you) +--- 636228639 +>>636228298 +wait why are they selling a dead person banner? how does that even work? +--- 636228739 +>Hotter version is at least one tier level lower than her normal version +--- 636228785 +>>636215519 +Why does Dorothy have to suffer so much? It ain't right, man. +--- 636228807 +>>636228298 +Is this the yuri Gacha game? +--- 636228970 +>>636192240 (OP) +Forward, soldiers of dublinn! +--- 636229074 +>>636228147 +Getting ready to paizuri my dick +--- 636229192 +>>636228739 +She's still pretty good bro. The main difference is that she's squishier. +--- 636229346 +>>636223871 +You can buy the elephs for ligma of any character that you own. +--- 636229417 +>game lets you cuckhold bosses so hard they start the fight staggered +--- 636229530 +>>636228147 +She's pregnant with your child and you're going to take responsibility and be a father +--- 636229661 +>>636229530 +>see this l2d +>it's super hot +>actually read the momotalk it's in +>mfw +--- 636229935 +dangerous smile +--- 636229990 +>>636228639 +Main plot will have everyone dying anyway. Story events takes place in the past. She's also the most popular character in the game. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU08Wpml95g [Embed] + +>>636228807 +Yes, though the yuri part are mostly only minor side jokes. Plot is basically muvluv without mecha and KEY signature nakige style writing. +--- 636230114 +>>636229530 +>She's pregnant with your child +But I never took out my dick around her... +--- 636230261 +>>636227226 +I wonder how many people would like to have more mesugaki characters +--- 636230689 +>>636230114 +Shouldn't have fallen asleep around the time she just happened to break into your room +--- 636231051 +>>636230689 +Uhhh, my rights? My consent???? +--- 636231346 +>>636196294 +Does Ligma Company have the hardcore difficulty previous games were famous for? +--- 636231479 +>>636192240 (OP) +Only autobattlers or games that take no time at all due to them having skips. I refuse to spend more then 10 minutes a day playing the game and I need to be able to play multiple of them at the same time. +--- 636231548 +>>636229935 +But super hot. I might do something unwise just to see more of it. +--- 636231690 +>>636231346 +not yet because the game is still brand new. Thats not saying the game isnt challenging since the end game content atm is all about autism strategies and experimenting with team comps +--- 636231751 +>>636198837 +>no pantsu +you lost me, fuck these 3d gachas scared of pantsu, they wont get a penny from me +--- 636231925 +>>636192240 (OP) +>Currently +Granblue +Blue Archive +Limbus Company +FEH +Star Rail +Arknights +Also have a couple on the backburner that aren't a big priority right now like Genshin, Priconne, Umma and Shinymas +--- 636232153 +Which gacha game has the best fashion? +--- 636232282 +>>636232153 +Limbus +--- 636232529 +>>636232282 +aight i'm sold enough to try this shit out, is there a jap server or at least jap localization? +--- 636232606 +I will now play your game. +--- 636232676 +>>636232282 +they seem to mostly wear suits. which I like but I would enjoy variety +--- 636232693 +>>636232529 +only global +no dub +youre just in time for the twink's best id +--- 636232739 +Daily reminder that asuna/karinsecondaries don't play BA +--- 636232743 +>>636232606 +>Juri still has no live2d +Not fair.... +--- 636232797 +>>636232606 +I thought she was giving paizuri with huge booba in the thumbnail +--- 636232838 +>>636232676 +there is variety but its mostly regulated to the egos +--- 636232848 +>>636232693 +>no dub +so only korean audio then? mighty disappointing, hate how gook sounds +--- 636233119 +>>636232848 +only korean but for korean its very good. +--- 636233220 +gacha arent videogames +also super glad this stupid gacha tier shit came out when i was already older, i imagine my much younger self would be fucked sideways at the amount of HD porn and hentai compared to fucking 2000 +i wouldn't get anything done +--- 636233484 +>>636233119 +eh i'll still try it because i liked lobotomy corp but i really hope they plan on changing that +--- 636233560 +Alright gachafags. What's a gacha with peak coomer art and decent premium currency payout with no MAJOR grind. Grind of some level is expected, but if my progress slows to a crawl after a week or so of dedicated play, then I'm not interested. + +You shill it to me right now and I'll download it. +--- 636233585 +>>636233484 +they want to do a dub but every character will be voiced in the native language that their character is from +--- 636233717 +>>636233560 +peak coomer art outiside of the game - blue archive, bonus points for being as non-grindy as it gets +coomer shit ingame only - nikke wins this one +--- 636233745 +>gambling for jpeg +I don't understand +Why don't you grab your anime jpeg on danbooru +--- 636233750 +>>636233560 +If its just porn what interests you then just google it. +All gachas have grinding +--- 636233896 +>>636229530 +Imagine getting suffocated by her tits, oh lord +--- 636234137 +>>636233560 +Honestly for what you'd expect going into it BA is genuinely kind of light on coomer shit. BA is a game you play more for cute than coom. diff --git a/v/636193898.txt b/v/636193898.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..196c05ee6a13c9a2d79e4c59730116606873a0b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636193898.txt @@ -0,0 +1,351 @@ +----- +--- 636193898 +When do I get to the fun part +--- 636194169 +>>636193898 (OP) +after you install Thaumcraft +--- 636194330 +>>636193898 (OP) +after you install Life in the Village 3 +--- 636194463 +>>636193898 (OP) +You wouldn't get it, you're too old, sorry +--- 636194586 +>>636193898 (OP) +Minecrap what an ancient and shilled game. It brought Pewdiepie on the map. I remember /v/ used to hate Pewdiepie now /v/ sucks his dick daily, deepthroating swede balls with a hint of beer in pubes. +--- 636194650 +>>636193898 (OP) +You just suck at Minecraft if you can’t at least beat it once, or at least play through the game acquiring full diamond gear and having exhausted your creative list of ideas to build stuff out of at bare minimum dirt or stone blocks. +--- 636194663 +>>636193898 (OP) +It's so booooooooooooring. +--- 636194717 +>>636193898 (OP) +Minecraft doesn't tell you how to have fun. +--- 636194723 +>>636194586 +pewds got big off playing horror games +--- 636194824 +If you have a knack for creativity you wouldve found it by now. +--- 636195170 +>>636194650 +None of that sounds fun + +>>636194824 +Might as well open MS Paint if placing blocks is all the game has to offer +--- 636195394 +The only good thing about MC is it's terrain/biome generation. The actual gameplay and mechanics are shit. +--- 636195462 +>>636195170 +>A list of the main things to do in the game doesnt sound fun +Why did you get the game then faggot? Why are you here? Just to bitch about your sunken cost? Fuck off nigger. +--- 636195494 +>>636194717 +It was made in 2008 nigga +that's when everything was mysterious +--- 636195825 +>>636193898 (OP) +once you get iron armor, then watch as all your hard work goes down the drain + + I've lost so many hardcore worlds for the stupidest reasons OP, you wouldn't even know +--- 636195882 +>>636195462 +>Why did you get the game then faggot? Why are you here? Just to bitch about your sunken cost? Fuck off nigger. + +seethe more why dont ya +--- 636195934 +>>636194169 +>>636194330 + +have you guys ever played it normally? +--- 636196038 +>>636194330 +>No millenaire +No buy +--- 636196268 +>>636193898 (OP) +You don't. + +You make a mud house, you survive the night, you mine cobblestone and coal, you make a real house, you mine deeper, you find gemstones and shit, you start making a real big house then you quit the game because you realize it's fucking Minecraft and there's no purpose to anything you do. + +Minecraft is a good game for people whose gaming consists of "turn on game for 4 hours, play it, never play it again" which Minecraft does well. But there's no game beyond that. +--- 636196694 +>>636196268 +It sucks because it could be so much more if they refined the survival and gave you a reason to do anything, besides following the shit magic RPG quest to the ender dragon. + +There might be mods that achieve what I want, but Im not too well versed in them. I know Vintage Story exists but that feels a bit too complicated for a world made of large blocks imo +--- 636197662 +>>636193898 (OP) +depends entirely on your definition of fun +go look for mods to satisfy your needs (or datapacks if you absolutely insist on staying vanilla) +--- 636197725 +>>636195934 +ywah but you can't throw fireballs in vanilla minecraft so it's pretty lame +--- 636197763 +>>636196694 +Minecraft has one of the largest and most intricate modding communities of all time. It's worth the effort to learn a few. There's hundreds of hours worth of good modded content available for free. +--- 636198679 +Immediately. +--- 636199650 +So if you were given a big box of general LEGO pieces, you would just sit there confused and angry, asking where all the "FUN" instead of making something? +--- 636199853 +>>636193898 (OP) +You need to install the "imagination" dlc and the "creativity" mod, contact your operator. +--- 636200210 +post your favorite mod and modloader +--- 636200669 +>>636199650 +Yes. +--- 636200846 +>>636200669 +That's a you problem then. +--- 636201043 +>>636195170 +Ypu can't play mspaint +Pixels don't have functions unlike at least 45% of the total blocks in game. +--- 636201251 +>>636193898 (OP) +You play the java version and install mods. Now fuck off. +--- 636201359 +When you install Tekkit. +--- 636202395 +Build +Craft +Shoot +Live +--- 636202647 +>>636200210 +Buildcraft +Risugami +--- 636202723 +>>636195170 +>I don't like playing real PC games even if it's on Java and lighter weight than Doom or Quake. +--- 636202997 +>>636193898 (OP) +if you cant open minecraft and immediately know what you want to do and your goal, then youve already been filtered +--- 636203148 +>>636194330 +>version one point sharteen point poo +--- 636203357 +braindead nigger unable to have fun in virtual lego thread nr #3719 +--- 636204176 +>I NEED AN ARROW POINTING ME TO THE OFFICAL "FUN" HELP! +--- 636204362 +are there any mods that add fun mobs to fight? I just want to fill my world with all sorts of mobs +--- 636204676 +>>636193898 (OP) +Dug and then mine underground and that's when the party begins. +--- 636205003 +>>636204362 +Lycanites + Mo' Creatures will give you what you want +--- 636205256 +>>636203357 +building is not fun +--- 636205593 +>>636205256 +Yes it is. +--- 636205620 +>>636205256 +do you see that its fun for others? +--- 636205763 +>>636194586 +You are fucking retarded. Seek medical help. +--- 636206009 +When you hop onto YouTube and watch a talented artist build in it. +--- 636206023 +>>636193898 (OP) +When you install GT:NH +--- 636206104 +>>636206009 +Forgot attachment. +--- 636206117 +>>636205003 +I recognize mo' creatures, thanks +--- 636206131 +>>636206023 +This +--- 636206652 +>>636193898 (OP) +when u go like 13 years back +--- 636206782 +Find it yourself you lazy bum +--- 636206841 +host a server with your friends and then mentally return to when you werent a miserable, jaded son of a bitch +--- 636206852 +>>636206023 +>>636206131 +>fagtech +back in my days we used to bully you faggots out of the board +--- 636207052 +NPCs like OP cant have fun in Minecraft because they have no soul. +--- 636208467 +>>636195934 +in 2010 yes, it was cool for a while, now mod packs keep the sense of adventure alive +--- 636209643 +Survival, Hardcore or Creative? +--- 636210472 +>>636193898 (OP) +>play mp server +>build shit, get rich, make friends +>eventually, plots/overworld is reset, house stolen +>"economy needs a shakeup", cash system reset, money stolen +>friends leave or get banned, friends stolen +>rinse and repeat on different servers until you grow tired +--- 636211151 +I do not care for multiplayer Minecraft. +--- 636211281 +>>636211151 +I've had Minecraft since 2009 and have NEVER played online +--- 636211345 +Tech packs are for troons. +--- 636211775 +>>636211345 +BTW was kino +--- 636211910 +>>636193898 (OP) +>When do I get to the fun part +This is entirely intrinsic, the game has no extrinsic objective (at best you can follow the achievements) or even a game loop to stick to. + +You make your own fun and from there, gameplay is generated. +--- 636212787 +Been playing Minecraft since the official launch and it's the only game that I regularly come back to. There's something about the freedom and complete lack of objectives that makes the game addictive. +--- 636213173 +modding is for faggots +--- 636213282 +>>636213173 +Optifine and Sodium are mods btw. +--- 636214087 +>>636206852 +>we +Do it yourself. +--- 636215702 +Go cave exploring. +--- 636215808 +>>636212787 +if you think about it since its 1:1 with pixel art but even 3d, and pixel art is used to create whole games, youre creating your own video game assets by building things, although less good for creating people/portraits and more for architecture +--- 636217172 +God stoneblock 3 is a fucking chore towards the end +It did a very good job at the beggining at being surprisingly not grindy, but it feels like they gave up by the point you start setting the cluster shits +Sure you can use the watch of time to not setup the same machine 50 times to get the necessary output, but setting all the different ones up is just exhausting +Also, fuck botania, cheated that section out +--- 636218204 +>>636197725 +>tc6 +shiggy +--- 636219060 +DIVE +--- 636220570 +>>636218204 +yeah I know, I wanted to try out the latest minecraft build though. I'm waiting for the new release eventually +https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EdnsceBlw_wvymhYsZ-XdtJRnf726GpFPcoyRC47bDo/edit +--- 636222428 +>>636194586 +It's almost like /v/ was always edgy manchildren, and now zoomers are edgy manchildren too. +--- 636223645 +>>636193898 (OP) +when you install Beta 1.7.3 +--- 636223909 +>>636220570 +is thaumcraft as good as it's reputation would lead you to believe? i wasn't interested in it back during the 1.12 days and i made the switch to fabric several years ago so i don't know what i'm missing out on +--- 636223937 +>>636195934 +Last summer, yes. I felt ashamed over never having beaten the Ender Dragon in vanilla, so I started a 1.18 playthrough with no gameplay altering mods with the sole purpose of doing so. I enjoyed it, especially the new caves, but the mid to late game feels unfinished, despite Minecraft being in development for over a decade. +--- 636223981 +>>636199853 +>>636202723 +>>636202997 +>>636203357 +>>636204176 +>>636206782 + +wrath of the zoomers +--- 636223982 +Punch something. +--- 636224194 +>>636223909 +You could try it out any time, it's not much effort, and your own opinion is way better than the opinion of /v/. +--- 636224220 +>>636220570 +Is this from the Thermal Expansion devs? Looks great. +--- 636224267 +you need to get a villager wife +--- 636224341 +>>636214087 +Nigger +--- 636224406 +>>636206023 +I can't because I'm stuck on a 1050 TI and I get three second freezes every minute. +Captcha: DG4YP0 +--- 636224421 +Galacticraft bros... +--- 636225624 +>>636223981 +Java programmer doesn’t make you a zoomer, colleges made that choice to teach Java to make it easier entry for foreigners and non-nerds to get into programming. Minecraft Java edition is still a solid boomer shooter. It just quake 2 but with map editing in the game. +--- 636226093 +>>636194169 +>thaumcraft +>hurr durr let me rehaul the entire pack again for the 7th time and ruin it +--- 636226404 +Use your head. +--- 636226578 +>>636224267 +Where's the nose? +--- 636226768 +>>636226578 +she got the nosejob +--- 636226871 +>>636226768 +That's how they pretend to be one of us +I won't give them my emeralds +--- 636227448 +>>636223645 +this man gets it +modern minecraft is bleh +--- 636227779 +>>636227448 +least ADHD zoomer child +--- 636227829 +>>636227448 +wtf stop attacking the dogs you bitch +--- 636228528 +>>636225624 +lmfao what is this nigga talking about +--- 636229886 +>>636197725 +I see a tall and lanky Patrick. +--- 636230073 +>>636229886 +I DEFY YOU CART MAN +--- 636230439 +>>636203357 +This +--- 636230529 +>>636204362 +Enhancedai and mobs properties randomness can make the vanilla mobs more interesting and are very customizable +--- 636230860 +>>636209643 +Survival with large biomes. +--- 636230921 +>>636193898 (OP) +>this game doesn't tell me what to dooooo +--- 636230961 +>>636209643 +survival with cheats on in case i need to run a profiler for the nth time +--- 636231063 +>>636230860 +Large biomes is much better. +--- 636231086 +If you play the Java version, turn on Windows Sonic, I thought spacial audio was a meme, but it's insane actually. Just a random protip for you PC master racers. +--- 636231224 +>>636231063 +until you NEVER find the biome you want until your worldsave alone is half gigabyte (fucking jungles, woodland mansions too) +--- 636231725 +>>636231063 +What's the difference? +--- 636231742 +>>636194586 +>It brought Pewdiepie on the map +Other way around, zoomzoom. +--- 636232212 +>>636194650 +I got diamond armour. What’s the second thing? diff --git a/v/636197434.txt b/v/636197434.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..229340ffbd970ebe876ea8497d9e981ad2d8a08b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636197434.txt @@ -0,0 +1,481 @@ +----- +--- 636197434 +>3rd contemporary GTA in a row +It's already over. +GTA is at its best when it is about a specific era. +--- 636197528 +"contemporary" doesn't mean the same thing 20 years later +--- 636197670 +>>636197528 +I just want a GTA in the Prohibition era. +--- 636198105 +>>636197528 +The world now hardly looks different from the one in V +--- 636198170 +I want a GTA in a medieval setting +--- 636198193 +>>636197434 (OP) +All GTA games are set in present day. The only use other time periods for side story spin offs like San Andreas and Vice City. +--- 636198375 +>>636198193 +>side story spin offs like San Andreas and Vice City. +which are in case the best GTAs +--- 636198772 +>>636198170 +Kingdom Come Deliverance +--- 636198829 +>>636197434 (OP) +This time they look like normal people, not professionals bank robbers/gagnsters. +Actually interesting...I'm hyped and of course the game will be awesome like every gta. +/v/ is contrarian just cus +--- 636198934 +>>636197670 +would be lame +--- 636199105 +>>636198829 +>This time they look like normal people, not professionals bank robbers/gagnsters. +There’s you first red flag +--- 636199412 +>>636199105 +Maybe the story is something different this time. Not the classic "the final boss is your boss/friend that betrays you" plot we had every time +--- 636199781 +>>636199412 +They tired that in gta v and it’s was shit. There last game was a massive fucking down grade +--- 636199871 +>>636199781 +They were not normal people, they were bank robbers and a gangsta. +--- 636200004 +I don't understand why people feel this way. Have you considered the reason they made Vice City and San Andreas is not because they wanted to make "period games", but because they came out so soon after 3, and it would be redundant to make games set in 2001, 2002 and 2004? They probably figured it would feel too similar to 3 so they set VC and SA in earlier times more as a gimmick to set them apart. + +VC and SA are hardly about the specific eras. Again they are moreso just gimmicks to give the game some flavor. VC is all about the 80s soundtrack. The beginning of San Andreas has similar vibes to a Dr. Dre music video in the 90s, but much of the rest of the game could easily be set in 2000. + +Now that there is longer time between games, there is little reason to go back to earlier times. Rockstar wants the games moreso to feel cutting edge. GTA IV had to be set in contemporary time because they wanted the internet and they wanted the game to feel really realistic and new. GTA is inherently a franchise that looks toward the future. + +I want GTA to be contemporary because I want the coolest and newest cars and guns. And I like when the soundtracks have older songs but I like when they have new stuff too. I also enjoy some light satire on modern society. +--- 636200015 +>>636199871 +And the story was still garbage along with the gameplay. It’s going to suck, just watch +--- 636200234 +>>636200004 +I like the modern stuff in my gtas. Also the smartphone mechanic can 't be romoved now, too necessary +--- 636200442 +>>636197670 +Just play Mafia. + +>>636198170 +Just play Kingdom Come + +>>636198829 +Zoomer or shill + +>>636199412 +That's every GTA since 3 + +Also I'm tired of the Take2 marketing team making threads here. +--- 636200651 +>>636200442 +>That's every GTA since 3 +>>636199781 +>They tired that in gta v and it’s was shit + +That's what I said, read again +--- 636200683 +>>636197528 +It does when you're in complete cultural stagnation, as we have been for the past decade at least. +--- 636200718 +>3rd GTA in a row that's remaking a previous location + +How about somewhere new? No? +--- 636200798 +>>636197434 (OP) +>It's another super warm climate beachy location +It's basically gonna be GTA 5.5 isn't it? +--- 636200902 +>>636198934 +lol ur gay + +>>636200442 +>Just play Mafia +mafia was set in the 30s, after prohibition. i want to run molasses in from notCanada. i want to stick up and hijack my rivals trucks. i want to shoot it out in the street with tommy guns against the irish gangs on the north side, al capone style +--- 636200978 +>>636200004 +>I want GTA to be contemporary because I want the coolest and newest cars and guns. +What has actually come out since 5 that's worth having in the game? +--- 636201141 +I don't doubt R* ability to produce an incredibly well produced open world sp game but I can't wait to see what new levels of kikery they take the online to. +Surprised they don't just scrap the single player altogether desu and just release a day one GTA MMO. I'm sure the publishers have made the case for that option many times. +--- 636201865 +>>636200683 +We didn't have drag queen children ten years ago +--- 636202047 +>>636201141 +>Surprised they don't just scrap the single player altogether desu and just release a day one GTA MMO +They probably will eventually. Single player will probably end up being a glorified tutorial for online. +--- 636202151 +Nah, I like how the newer games recreate current society. It's actually fun to see. It's kida cool how GTAV already feeks like an early 2010s period piece and takes you back to the hipster/indie skeaze era. + +However, I don't think Miami is really that relevant these days and is just a reoeat of the sunny beach atmosphere of gtav. I think they shoukd have set it in Chicago and the surrounding little rust belt towns. It would be a totalky differentbvibe with run down factories etc +--- 636202516 +>>636200683 +>complete cultural stagnation, as we have been for the past decade at least. +God I wish +--- 636202774 +>>636198170 +Here. +--- 636202981 +If the two main characters are a couple, does that mean no more hookers? +--- 636203432 +>>636202981 +You're playing as two hardened criminals that murder and steal. You really figure they'd be the kind of people that would draw the line at unfaithfulness? +--- 636204135 +>>636197434 (OP) +>gta is at its best when it does the thing two out of seven games in the series did +retard +--- 636204562 +>>636202981 +It means one of the character will have a side mission working as a hooker anon. +The story ends with the other character raising his girlfriend's son. +--- 636204669 +>>636197434 (OP) +Gta is nothing without tagging and gang wars. There hasn't been a good gta since gta SA +--- 636204779 +>>636200683 +That's always what it feels like while you're living it, you zoomer +--- 636205428 +>>636204135 +and they're the best and most memorable games in the franchise +--- 636205782 +>>636197434 (OP) +numbered GTAs were all set in the present day except 2 which was set in 2013. +I don't see why this is an issue +--- 636206523 +>>636202151 +The Rust Belt just is too depressing. Fentanyl overdoses and poor miserable people in shitty climate are not funny. +--- 636207134 +>the main villain is a rich old white Republican who runs a KKK revival +yeah, I'm going to pass on this one +--- 636208868 +>>636197434 (OP) +i want the rumor about gta6 having multiple timelines to be true, but i don't think this will be executed in an impressive way. i would expect it to be kind of like gta5's opening where it takes place before the main story mode, but you never visit it again and aren't allowed to freeroam in it. +--- 636209332 +>>636202151 +Those Liqour Store/Check Casher stores exist in every city. +--- 636209345 +>>636204562 +So John Marston in modern setting? +--- 636209369 +>>636208868 +that was before the scrapped and started over two or three times ago. multiple timelines definitely was too hard for the tranny purple hair devs to implement +--- 636209534 +>>636200902 +Mafia is pretty much that with a little bit less shittier cars. +--- 636209592 +>>636205428 +>they're the best because I was a kid when they came out +--- 636209720 +>>636197434 (OP) +GTA is going to be shit because it's not going to be allowed to make fun of anything besides rednecks, conservatism and maybe some jabs at the 1%. +--- 636209780 +>>636202151 +I've been saying a GTA like this would be amazing for a couple of years now, but I've accepted it probably won't happen. + +Feel like a lot of GTA fans just want the glitz and glamour of places like LA and Miami when imo a GTA set in a bit of a shithole would be 100% more interesting. +--- 636209812 +>>636197434 (OP) +>tfw Gta IV and V is so old they are time capsules of different eras +I want off the ride +--- 636209859 +>>636209534 +mafia is also an extremely linear game and its also not set during prohibition, which is explicitly outside the point of doing a prohibition game +--- 636209978 +>>636209780 +they should have expanded gta 3/4 to include upstate new york and rust belt regions for maximum existential despair and Nietzschean nihilism bleakness of life. +--- 636209986 +itll be shit without lazlow +--- 636210241 +>>636209859 +The point was that Mafia is exactly what you described you wanted. +--- 636210262 +>>636209812 +nothing changed between now and 2008 other than le shinier phones +--- 636211061 +>>636197434 (OP) +what era do you want? +they cant do the future because they dont know what will happen yet +and project medieval isnt going to be under the gta brand +--- 636211436 +>>636197434 (OP) +Looks fine. Are those multiplayer chars or protags? Kinda generic for protags. +--- 636211483 +>>636211061 +70s, a wild fucking era especailly for New York at the time. +--- 636211564 +>>636211061 +>they cant do the future +they already did it once +--- 636211732 +>>636211564 +yes. I'd take retrofuturism instead of modern shit +--- 636211794 +>>636209859 +>mafia is also an extremely linear game and its also not set during prohibition, +1 was you retard +it takes place post-WW1 +you literally haul booze in like 2 of the chapters +--- 636211856 +>>636211483 +so driver but with better gunplay and too many full bush jokes? +>>636211732 +like cyberpunk? +--- 636211884 +>>636200718 +lmfao 2 was the only game to be set in a city not in the first game +--- 636211914 +They should have gone back to the 90s and had Catalina be the protag. +--- 636212229 +>>636200718 +LC, SA and VC are all og GTA1 cities lol +>>636211884 +London expansions too, and if we wanna be technical, SA got upgraded to a state post-GTA1 and Los Santos, Las Venturas and San Fierro are all completely new cities within it +--- 636212412 +>>636197434 (OP) +>It's been so long since 2013 that GTA V is now about a specific era. +--- 636212578 +>>636198170 +>Grand Theft AUTO +What autos do you think exist in the medieval period? +--- 636212610 +>>636200978 +AI lolis, and NFT's +--- 636212736 +Problem is their target audience literally has no way of comprehending the concept of a modern setting that doesn't have cellphones. +--- 636212752 +>>636211794 +>mid to late 30s setting +>prohibition ended in 1933 +thats not a prohibition setting retardo. i played the remake. there was zero booze involved. + +>>636210241 +yeah and mafia sucks compared to gta games and mafia 1 was not set during prohibition lmfao, not my fault you dicksucking faggots dont know history. the game is set post prohibition +--- 636212762 +Why has the series always avoided the 70s even though Rockstar says their company name was specifically inspired by 70s rock? It's such a distinct era. +--- 636212789 +>>636212412 +GTA4 is as much a period piece now as SA was when it came out +--- 636213237 +All I want is a gritty GTA set in the 90s to early 00s, somewhere like Carcer City, that's just a nightmare to live in until you make enough money to be brushing shoulders the cities elites that are just a different kind of fucked up from the junkies that you were living around before. + +I want streets to be dangerous at night, with cops patrolling less in scummy little neighbourhoods. Gang fights and drive-bys happening out in front of some crack den that looks like it could've been a nice place to live at some point. + +Let me pop some dude in his shitty apartment with a 38. because he caught me stealing money that he owed or drugs that you have to sell to scrape by a few more days before hopping the fence in his back yard and running off into the night. + +>just play the warriors or manhunt +i will not and i'll keep repeating my shitty ideas until a R* employee in one of these threads decides it's all they have left to go on +--- 636213269 +>>636212752 +>set before the end of prohibition +>thats not a prohibition setting +KEK +>i played the remake. there was zero booze involved. +HAHAHA +LARP HARDER FAGGET +--- 636214171 +>>636201141 +They've moved towards a subscription with exclusive rewards and fomo stuff with making new cars available for a limited time. It'll probably be like that, x cars only show up every now and then like it's a gacha, and then there's some kind of season pass thing that gives currency and special liveries and stuff +--- 636214258 +>>636201141 +>I don't doubt R* ability to produce an incredibly well produced open world sp game + +I do +--- 636214376 +>>636197434 (OP) +gta 4 already feels like an era game +--- 636214502 +How is Florida these days anyway? +Everyone talks about California losing it culture wise and basically falling into irrelevancy. +--- 636214528 +>>636202981 +Get with the times gramps, you arrange an escort meeting on some app or then the girls just sell their bath water on Onlyfans, who whores around on the street anymore +--- 636214648 +>>636213237 +Just play The Warriors or Manhunt. +--- 636214664 +>>636197434 (OP) +>GTA is at its best when it is about a specific era. + +Lol only London 1969 and vice city were that. + +GTA was always set in the modern times. +--- 636214743 +>>636212762 +It was half a century ago, it has no nostalgia value anymore when the people who were actually alive then are 80 years old +--- 636214830 +>>636214664 +You forgot SA, VCS and LCS +--- 636214942 +>>636214830 +also GTA 2 now that I think of it + +Lol, maybe I'm wrong? I realize a bunch of GTAs are actually in different times. +--- 636215048 +>>636214648 +--- 636215050 +>>636202151 +GTA VII in Carcer City? +--- 636215137 +>>636214830 +>muh stories +spinoffs +--- 636215160 +I think the games have become so massive and time consuming that an offshoot gimmick period game is harder to justify. rockstar would never spend 7 years making a bully game. +--- 636215383 +>>636212578 +>What autos do you think exist in the medieval period? +Creatively bankrupt +--- 636215494 +GTA in medieval times +--- 636215947 +>>636215137 +Fine +GTA 2, Vice City and San Andreas are not set in the modern times. 3 out of 7. +--- 636216271 +>>636198829 +Don't worry, 10 minutes into the game they will be doing an epic getaway after robbing a cargo plane and parachuting into a jet. That's what sells in GTAO after all. +--- 636216943 +>>636202981 +They did away with it in RDR2, so yes. +--- 636217554 +>>636215947 +those are all spinoffs +all the numbered games took place in the present, including 2 (higher proof of 1999 than 2013) +--- 636217762 +>>636217554 +>those are all spinoffs +No they're not. +--- 636217802 +>>636201865 +Chief drag queens have existed forever, you’re thinking of troons that while existing for a while knew their fucking place. +--- 636217954 +>>636202981 +Michael had a wife and children and he could still go to the strip club and pick up hookers +--- 636218132 +Rockstar could've thrown a curveball and made GTA VI take place in their absolutely kino retro-futuristic cyberpunk world of GTA 2, but that would be just too high concept for their audience of 12 y.o. brazilian and algerian favela monkeys. They're not that kind of studio anymore. +--- 636218274 +>>636197434 (OP) +Who cares +no matter the setting or theme it's going to be a super boring moviegame campaign with a extraordinarily jewish multiplayer mode +--- 636218408 +>>636197434 (OP) +Considering these shill threads vanished for like 6 months and then are starting to be spammed again, I assume Rockstar's about to announce the game? +They even have the same behavior of being necrobumped for days. +--- 636218802 +>>636218408 +lol +considering they fucking threw everything out and started over in 2020, we won't even get announcemnet trailer not this year nor the next +--- 636219896 +>>636198170 +Isn't Rockstar making a medieval game? +--- 636220079 +>>636218802 +> they fucking threw everything out and started over in 2020 +source +--- 636220302 +>>636219896 +>take2 outright purchased euphoria +>pure euphoria physics based melee combat +it could be legendary +--- 636220308 +>>636202981 +Would you be surprised if they removed prostitutes +--- 636220487 +>>636220079 +The leaks and it coincides with Dan Houser's departure. +--- 636220543 +>>636197434 (OP) +>the present is not an era +retard spodded +--- 636222204 +>>636205782 +games set in the future always age like ass +--- 636223106 +>>636218408 +>I don't like this thing so every thread made about it is shilling +--- 636223358 +>>636215050 +would be nice but i doubt it'll happen. they'll probably go to san fierro or las venturas first. or just make up a new city. +--- 636225043 +>>636198829 +>This time they look like normal people, not professionals bank robbers/gagnsters. +>Actually interesting... +Not really, and you'll notice when you actually pick up the game. A main character should look like a main character, like a movie or TV lead. +--- 636225737 +>>636202981 +What if you get to house call your partner to restore health? +--- 636225908 +>>636198170 +The game is called Grand Theft Auto because you frequently steal cars in the game. It's a game about doing crimes and then running from the police, the police presence correlates with the severity of the crime which is ranked from 1 to 5 stars. +--- 636226647 +>>636199781 +no, they didn't, the canon ending is C and you're the one betraying them, it's not the same. +--- 636227029 +>>636218132 +They should set the next GTA in a hellish, squalid favela. That would be kino AND it would be familiar to the majority of their audience. It's a win-win. +--- 636227813 +>>636207134 +Bullshit, where are you getting this +--- 636228024 +>>636222204 +not if its retrofuturistic like fallout +I'd love a GTA to take place in the 2080s from 1999's vision +--- 636228714 +>>636215048 +this is a crazy reaction image. Do you mind if I save it? +--- 636228978 +>>636228714 +Yes. Do not save it. +--- 636229746 +>>636207134 +A linear extrapolation of reddit's love of Trevor +--- 636229856 +>>636197434 (OP) +her high heels look ridiculous +--- 636230293 +>>636229856 +Such is the nature of women +--- 636230424 +>>636223106 +t. filtered late stage nuslopoidcel +--- 636231438 +>>636197434 (OP) +>Red Dead Redemption was the only hope of a series made by Rockstar set in a different era. +>Rockstar sabotaged and abandoned the online component game as fast as they could. +It's not fair. +--- 636231767 +>>636231438 +I'm still pissed there was 0 expansions for the single player ala 'Undead Nightmare'. +--- 636231972 +I want a new GTA2, and I am alone in this godforsaken Earth. +--- 636232092 +>>636210262 +It's fucking awful how much has changed. Being socially conscious has become an absolute cancer today versus the "mind your fucking business" era that ended in the 2010s. +--- 636232182 +I'd kill for a 3D 70s London GTA. +--- 636232385 +>>636231767 +>Ywn defend the camp against zombies with Dutch and the gang. +--- 636232567 +>>636197434 (OP) +what about small town rural australia? abos ice addicts centerlink +--- 636232584 +>>636232092 +>caring about society is way more important these days +>humanism is a lot more popular +>it's fucking awful +Right. +--- 636232710 +>>636232584 +>>636232584 +People don't give a shit now they just pretend way more aggressively now to seem relevant. +--- 636232792 +>>636232567 +Would make a good setting for an indie game trying to be GTA but only having the budget for an uncomplicated map diff --git a/v/636199198.txt b/v/636199198.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d86dcb73609effc7f87406e43d077e3c1ab5d43a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636199198.txt @@ -0,0 +1,286 @@ +----- +--- 636199198 +Shadowheart, what did you mean by wearing this armor set today? +--- 636199470 +SEXO +--- 636199472 +>>636199198 (OP) +Her stupid hairdo makes me gag +--- 636199592 +>>636199472 +Literally the most easily modded thing in the world. +--- 636199913 +>>636199198 (OP) +It's so she can make big fat smelly shitties easier. You're welcome. +--- 636200951 +>>636199198 (OP) +--- 636201197 +>>636199198 (OP) +I like that erotic elements are slowly but surely coming back in video games now that feminists are too busy fighting off transexuals in women's bathrooms. +--- 636202214 +>>636199198 (OP) +Easy access +--- 636202382 +i am a fan of gale and his marvel-tier humor +--- 636204036 +>>636199592 +Best girl alert +--- 636204141 +nyl2 is better +--- 636204505 +>>636201197 +I think it's because zoomers only buy battle royale or fps garbage so devs need to market their games to the people that have been buying and playing video games since the 90s-2010s, who are the same people that are tired of PC shit. +--- 636204682 +>>636204141 +if youre into cock worship +--- 636204721 +>>636199592 +>>636199198 (OP) +cute +--- 636205630 +>>636199198 (OP) +Bless the coomers +--- 636206030 +>>636199198 (OP) +--- 636206457 +>>636199198 (OP) +--- 636206723 +>>636206030 +lel +--- 636206828 +>>636202382 +I think I prefer Gale so far in terms of the ensemble. Even though he may be a bit egotistical at times. I think he's a pretty charming guy, hopefully we can steer him on the right path in the full game. +--- 636206921 +>>636206457 +What a disgusting face. Nothing about this is sexy. +Devs should stay the fuck away from sex and romance, they've never experienced it and all they make are awkward, shitty HBO style softcore trash with clipping and grotesque moaning that almost makes you feel bad for the voice actors. +--- 636206947 +>>636206457 +>mole on ass +Disgusting. Utterly repulsive. +--- 636206979 +>>636206457 +>shadowfart, my beloved... +--- 636207013 +>>636199198 (OP) +game has a neat ost +https://youtu.be/rh68DOpzKmg [Embed] +--- 636207038 +>>636206457 +Is this a mod? +--- 636207358 +>>636207013 +KINO +Especially at 3:50 when the vocals kick in. +--- 636207425 +>>636207038 +Yeah, it basically swaps NPC's out for one another. As there's currently only one sex scene in early access with the Drow Minthara. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0Mjp_cnJ0 [Embed] +--- 636207491 +>>636207038 +It is a model swap mod. In this case Shadowheart over Minthara. Minthara is best girl by the way. +--- 636207559 +Just wait +--- 636207589 +>>636206921 +I mean you're not wrong entirely. Video games as a medium have difficulty capturing these particular scenes. But there is no voice acting for this scene, I doubt there will be for the other romance options in the full release. +--- 636207785 +>>636207559 +Those thumbnails are for Minthara's sex scene which can be seen in early access. Depending on which dialogue option you choose you can either be the submissive or dominant figure in the following scene. And since Minthara is bisexual (along with the other companions), she can be romanced by both male and female characters. +--- 636208152 +>>636200951 +prince of egpyt is such an underrated masterpiece +--- 636208334 +>>636204682 +I am. +--- 636208498 +>>636207013 +While it differs from the original games, I really have been enjoying what the ost has delivered so far. Although it might sound cheesy and unlikely to happen. It would be nice to hear the motif of the original Baldur's Gate theme somewhere in the full release of BG3. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7vWiaxw7Y [Embed] +--- 636209208 +>>636207559 +Imagine +--- 636210873 +That's no way to be walkin' around, put some clothes on! +--- 636211372 +I don't get why this game even needs sex. Has that ever been an important part of any D&D game? +--- 636213403 +>>636211372 +depends on the group +--- 636213918 +>>636207559 +ah yes, I have always wanted more cringe in my vidya +--- 636214186 +>>636213918 +Well you can thank Baldur's Gate 2 for the popularity of romance in rpgs. +--- 636214236 +>>636207013 +the main theme is what got me interested in the game +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBC7z3fAYDs [Embed] +--- 636214436 +>>636211372 +It's for the women audience. Dragon Age had a lot of female fans who were into the romance and sex. +--- 636214516 +>>636214436 +Good thing the romance in RPGs stuff long predates Dragon Age. +--- 636214565 +>>636204682 +It's HER penis +--- 636215747 +Hmm yes very interesting +--- 636216636 +>>636215747 +>why yes i DO want to eat the snatch of a bitch that spend god knows how long with filthy goblins in a fortress that has no bathing facilities in sight +--- 636216926 +>>636214516 +That anon is sort of right, DA was a launching point for alot of them where romance was the main appeal, the RPG second. +--- 636216942 +>>636215747 +Is that so? +--- 636217183 +Bioware romances and their derivatives have been a disaster for RPGs. +--- 636217236 +>>636216926 +It is kind of ironic that Larian has the rights to make an entry from an IP Bioware used to have and one that was the progenitor of their success. I'll bet many of those fans that favor romance will flock to this game seeing as how DA4 won't be out until at least next year. +--- 636217370 +>eating ass +I will never understand the appeal +--- 636217479 +>>636216926 +Irrelevant, romances (and sex) have been a draw in RPGs for longer than most people in this thread have even been alive. +--- 636217491 +>>636217183 +Unironically. +--- 636217597 +>>636217479 +>Irrelevant +Disingenuous. It was simply something that was tacked on for the characters, like fishing or cooking in JRPGs. +--- 636217687 +>>636217183 +You might be joking but it is frankly true. +--- 636217813 +>>636199198 (OP) +4 more months bros +--- 636217820 +>>636206828 +He looks good but I have to ask, why are the male love interests in RPGs almost always..not that in manly in looks and/or personality? Where are the Geralts? The Arthurs? +--- 636217843 +>>636216926 +nah, the only recent crpg discussion i recall is just waifufags or people saying they want to fuck Imoen +--- 636217959 +>>636217370 +It is just an intimate act like any other and some girls like it more than others. I only do it if I know the girl cleans out her asshole before sexo. +--- 636218042 +>>636217370 +zoomies got memed into it and deluded themselves into believing it's an enjoyable act. +--- 636218253 +>>636218042 +Well zoomers memed bussy into mainstream, they're a lost cause to begin with. +--- 636218323 +>>636217820 +Women don't like that. +--- 636218441 +>>636217820 +There could be a variety of explanations for that. Maybe it is not what they are particularly into perhaps? But I would still say they are more masculine, so to speak than say male love interests that are homosexual. It seems like it is a trope to have a male same-sex love interest portrayed as a rogue or hedonistic. One particular example in this game that would fit that archetype would be Astarion. However in this game all of the companions are bisexual while sure it does require some suspension of disbelief. It does allow the option to get in a relationship with the one you prefer where as if they were set sexual preferences. Male same-sex romance options would have the least in variety and depth. +--- 636218518 +>>636218323 +...urgh I supsected as much. I guess female RPG fans are not into manly and rough looking men. +--- 636218570 +>>636218323 +>Women don't like that. +Arthur is literal peak attractiveness to the average female. +--- 636218609 +>>636217479 +Romances sure but explicit sex? It reminds of one G.R.R. Martin's and many other's criticisms in Tolkien's work where they claim it is "sexless" and "lacking in eroticism". +--- 636218663 +>>636218518 +What about Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect? Sure he's an alien but he does have those rough qualities to him. +--- 636218753 +>>636218570 +He has a larger homosexual fanbase than women. The type of guy women like from my recent memory is DMC5 Vergil because of his troubled father-like qualites +--- 636218813 +>>636218441 +So everybody is bi just like in DA2?(except for Sevastian if I recall). +--- 636218845 +>>636218609 +Well in the medium of video games it is difficult to accomplish that, however there are ways to deliver titillations to the audience. And when it comes to explicit sex in particular there are a vocal demographic that would be more than willing to see it. I remember that being the case in the Mass Effect series, particularly with the alien romance options. +--- 636218897 +>>636218753 +>He has a larger homosexual fanbase than women. +Yeah I am sure you would know +--- 636218960 +>>636218663 +As you said it is an alien, but you are right personality wise he fits the bill(plus he is a former cop). +--- 636219016 +>>636218813 +Yeah it is more or less going for that approach in BG3. It might be an unpopular opinion but I personally prefer that because it the very least it gives you the opportunity to get with someone you are interested. Not being limited to maybe one or two options depending on your character. +--- 636219067 +>>636218897 +Yeah, I would. Same goes for Chris Redfield and Bayonetta. +--- 636219247 +>>636218845 +>it's difficult to accomplish romance without sex +Well that's false. JRPGs do it all the time because they adhere to the ideals of chivalric romance +--- 636219280 +Shadowcute +--- 636219297 +>>636219067 +--- 636219402 +>>636219067 +True about Chris Redfield(women seem to prefer Leon) but Bayonetta's fanbase is mostly women and straight men. +--- 636219827 +>>636219402 +Bayonetta is a lesbian icon you fucking idiot. +--- 636220317 +>>636219247 +No that's not what I meant, it is difficult to accomplish sex scenes in video games. +--- 636220494 +>>636220317 +Don't people cite CDPR games as peak erotica? +--- 636220774 +>>636220494 +I believe so, but I think they get praised for it because of the character design, the level of detail in the graphics, and the way those scenes are composed. Though in Cyberpunk 2077 they kind of missed the mark in my eyes keeping everything in a first person perspective. +--- 636221221 +>>636220774 +People enjoyed the sex scenes and sexual components in CP2077. +--- 636221378 +>>636221221 +No doubt, I was just stating that I would've preferred if the sex scenes themselves had not been in the first person. +--- 636221486 +>>636218570 +I guarantee you that's not the case. All this 'hot cowboy' shit is just closeted homos projecting their fetish +--- 636221789 +>>636221486 +Every single time I see Arthur mentioned on different sites it is always some women saying how hot he is. Fags are a very small minority in real life and an even bigger minority in gaming. +--- 636221832 +>>636221486 +Well yes but anon is not worng about the average female finding Arthur very attractive(he could be the poster boy for a western romance novel). They just don't play video games +--- 636222074 +>>636221789 +arthur is not my type. wouldn't even look twice at him +t. woman +--- 636222221 +>>636222074 +--- 636223805 +>>636222221 +off by one +--- 636226793 +>>636217813 +Can't came soon enough. +--- 636228326 +>waifu will be canonically seen nude +--- 636230020 +>>636228326 +Ah, just the way I like it +--- 636230784 +>>636218253 +>zoomers memed bussy into mainstream +no that was r/drama +--- 636230941 +>>636230784 +What? +--- 636231373 +>>636230941 +r/drama's catchphrase back in the day was "dude bussy lmao" diff --git a/v/636200516.txt b/v/636200516.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6eaac3a4f08ca177fd24f333026c125b28366104 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636200516.txt @@ -0,0 +1,275 @@ +----- +--- 636200516 +Random minor areas you like in games +>Entire courtyard from Mario 64 off the track in Royal Raceway in Mario Kart 64 +--- 636200731 +>>636200642 +Which area is this ? +--- 636200768 +>>636200516 (OP) +Dampe's hut in OOT +--- 636202267 +>>636200642 +>>636200768 +OoT has a lot of em +--- 636204428 +>>636200731 +I havent played OOT in years but I think its behind the stack of hay in this room? +--- 636205919 +>>636200516 (OP) +--- 636207370 +>>636203838 +wtf +--- 636207735 +>>636203941 +I love the visual of the big rolling hills and lakes, fucking hated how odyssey just had peach's castle on a huge steppe over a big empty pit in the middle of fucking gm_flatgrass +--- 636209936 +>>636203838 +got any source anon? +--- 636210915 +>>636209936 +Yeah right here +--- 636213275 +>>636210915 +hurr +--- 636213351 +>>636203838 +>it's real +lol +--- 636213568 +>>636205541 +GET HER. +--- 636214462 +Loved this game +--- 636214567 +>>636205541 +*invisible NPC with crossbow approaches +--- 636214989 +>>636200516 (OP) +When I was a kid, I thought this area would lead to a special cup with the Mario 64 levels rebranded as racing courses if you managed to enter the castle. +--- 636215524 +>>636213964 +Hell yeah +--- 636215805 +>>636214989 +You sound retarded. +--- 636216270 +this whole section of badwater is just like a shitty deathmatch world for people who dont want to go to the objective i love it +--- 636217076 +>>636200516 (OP) + +i love this as a kid +also dk's house in dkc1 +--- 636217618 +>>636217232 +>when the music fades as you ascend +--- 636217629 +i could sit here and look at N64 screenshots all god damn day, y'know? +i'm gonna play some star fox when i get home +--- 636217656 +>>636205919 +beat me to it +--- 636217713 +>>636217618 +>just the sound of distant gulls and the wind +nuts and bolts did this too, right? the tops of maps typically had no music playing, just the creaking sounds of mechanical clouds moving around and shit +--- 636218615 +>The hidden castle underground +--- 636218731 +>>636218615 +which episode of fringe is this +--- 636218787 +>>636210915 +zoomers PISS AND SHIT THEMSELVES TO THIS IMAGE +--- 636219493 +>>636219229 +Conker main menu. + +>all the cast of characters there hanging out +>dialogue +>Banjo's head above the fire +>creative fun way to select stuff +--- 636219732 +>>636200516 (OP) +for me it was damnation +--- 636220146 +>>636207735 +And then they bungled it in the remake by spamming NSMB hills on a flat field +--- 636220243 +>>636218615 +ANGER AND HATE ARE SUPREME +--- 636220415 +>>636200516 (OP) +That one building in vice city locted in vice point where you can park on the roof. +--- 636220502 +>>636219229 +You think she moves back into Castlevania after getting Drac'd in the bad ending? +--- 636220529 +>>636218615 +Trippy +--- 636220645 +>>636220502 +Of course, that manor is fit for a bride. +--- 636220679 +>>636214462 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aptcBjmCqc [Embed] +--- 636220737 +>>636216270 +>blu engie setting up a nest here before the payload hits first point +--- 636220998 +>>636220645 +Still can't believe how much better this game is than the other 3D castlevanias. +--- 636221003 +>>636218615 +Is this how you get to Skyrim? +--- 636221192 +>>636220998 +A better camera, slightly more precise movement and you'd have no complaints really. +--- 636221227 +>>636200516 (OP) +backstory on this: + +M64 was a launch title for the N64, and as such it was an incredibly difficult game to make. one of the biggest challenges was getting it to run at a stable framerate. the castle courtyard literally pushed the N64 to its limits of stable FPS + +but since then, optimizations and game engines had greatly improved since Mario 64. So much in fact that the mario kart 64 developers managed to get the entire Mario 64 courtyard running flawlessly as a set piece for a full racing level. + +Apparently this impressed nintendo engineers so much that it inspired them to start work on project dolphin, which later became the gamecube +--- 636221242 +>>636214989 +On that note, i have a major gripe with Mario Kart being so disjunct from the actual games. There are so many unique locations to pick from, but 90% of mario kart track can be summarized as [character]'s [random location with no relation to the games]. +--- 636221307 +>>636221227 +Interesting if true +--- 636221327 +>>636217629 +Sir you’re under arrest for being based +--- 636221606 +>>636200516 (OP) +I like the aquarium room in Mario 64. +--- 636221617 +>>636221227 +Checks out since the Gamecube tech demo was made out of the Mario 64 castle courtyards. +--- 636221973 +>>636221192 +Yeah that sounds about right. Personally i even prefer the rougher first version over Cornell's game because the Gardener was way scarier when you couldn't knock him down. +--- 636222197 +I really like the hub level for Nutty Noon from Kirbys Return to Dreamland. +The sunset and the music make me feel calm and i love to skydive from the top of the tower at the apex of the melody's buildup +--- 636222213 +>>636203838 +>tfw the place was botched from the DS remake +--- 636222228 +>>636221973 +I think the Legacy of Darkness version of Carrie/Reinhardt's is missing some stuff as well, voiceovers and a few elements if I recall. +--- 636222373 +>>636203838 +Blew my mind when I figured this out as a kid. +Nintendo is truly ahead of the game. +--- 636222812 +>>636221973 +>>636220998 +>>636219229 +While I like the whole game, the Manor is definitely the best level, and it could have done with a couple more levels like it. Not a house but those larger open locations you go around in solving stuff, rather than more linear platform heavy levels. There's the Castle Center too but that's about it for them. +--- 636222842 +>>636220679 +holy kek forgot about this theme +the insane shit devs could ship a game with before boring safe execs neuter the SOUL out + +dare I say it, they used to live DANGEROUSly +--- 636223443 +>>636200516 (OP) +I liked the obstacle courses in San Francisco Rush. I wish you could respawn on those instead of on the track +--- 636223667 +>>636221307 +boring if false +--- 636223730 +>>636222812 +Definitely agree, The first 3-4 levels are fantastic and the quality declines a bit after that. Although i do like some of the linear arcadey stages, they never really reclaim the feeling the manor has. +--- 636223889 +>>636221227 +more N64 dev trivia: + +The Forest Temple in OOT was the original Hyrule Castle. Nintendo weren't sure if they could pull off an open 3D world and for a while toyed around with having a single hub dungeon (Hyrule Castle) like Peach's Castle in M64. + +At some point they realised this was unnecessary but the level geometry was recycled. +--- 636224009 +>>636213964 +SOVL +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqKIOWirMzg [Embed] +--- 636224535 +not exactly random as you move through it quite a few times, but not as important as the "not-firelinkshrine" either + +I just really dug undead burg mixed with firelink shrine mixed with OOT forest temple vibe +and the music there was really comfy + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4_wuHNptag [Embed] +--- 636224785 +>>636200768 +I read that as Dumpy's Nut. +--- 636225045 +seems like a relaxing place +--- 636226654 +>>636224089 +I really loved this spot as a kid. Eventually getting to use dolphinvr and a vr headset to just hang out here for a while was a real cathartic moment for me +--- 636227082 +>>636216270 +every time I get stuck out there some faggot soldier flies in and lands on the health pack just before I reach it and then an enemy comes out from the upper stairs and I have nowhere to go against the fucking fence and die +--- 636227295 +>>636220146 +God that looks like dogshit. +--- 636227378 +>>636224089 +is this the original liminal space? +--- 636227401 +>>636227378 +Shut the fuck up +--- 636227414 +>>636200516 (OP) +Shame it's not in the Mario Kart 8 iteration +--- 636227806 +>>636227456 +Very nice. I spent so long just wandering the museum in Vol. 3, only played 1 and 2 much later on and was disappointed in how barren the game rooms and museum were but extras like the little bar are great. Still have to try 4/5 sometime. +--- 636227821 +>>636200516 (OP) +>>636203838 +--- 636229650 +>>636210915 +Delete this. Now +--- 636229742 +>>636200516 (OP) +Jak & Daxter - that overhang under one of the beach sentinels. Got no picture of it sadly. +--- 636229798 +>>636205919 +IT'S REAL + +THEY'LL ALL BELIEVE ME +--- 636229976 +>>636200516 (OP) +Did anyone else get frustrated with shit like this as a kid? Like I wanted to explore more. I remember some donald duck movie when I was a kid. They go on vacation or some shit and donald gets lost in the woods. He goes to a crossroad and on one end is a spooky looking castle with lightning and shit and he gets scared an goes the other way. That shit pissed me off because I wanted to see the spooky castle +--- 636230837 +>>636227821 +HAHAHA fuck you too guy who made that. What a fucking shitshow that whole Nier Autotomato situation was. I hope the people who were behind that "mod announcement" got bullied off the internet. +--- 636231050 +Im sad theres no online evidence of it by there was a PS1 game called Felony 11-79 that had a turn off on the Paris level with a little green alien who ran away from you ! +--- 636231078 +>>636218787 +>>636229650 +The Game +--- 636231285 +the briefly seen rail-less food court in Half Life: Blue Shift. I want some Tesla's Tacos +--- 636231556 +Super chill +https://youtu.be/PjZCIsPyRGc [Embed] +--- 636232919 +Thanks everyone, I will be adding this all to my youtube video on weird and obscure areas in gaming!!<3 +--- 636233029 +Can't find an image of the original, but the county fair level in Destroy All Humans was really fucking comfy to just walk around in (when you were disguised as a regular guy). +--- 636233061 +>>636232776 +>you can kiss my black ass you golddigging bitch +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPrYps0Hy04 [Embed] +--- 636233705 +>>636233029 +Why'd they make it daytime in the remake wtf +--- 636234114 +This is the stuff urban videogame myths of the 90s/2000s were made of. diff --git a/v/636200975.txt b/v/636200975.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1562e8ba651b09f2bf9175cb23b753b98389ad78 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636200975.txt @@ -0,0 +1,350 @@ +----- +--- 636200975 +. +--- 636201049 +>>636200975 (OP) +I could have saved him +--- 636201482 +I finally had the time to re-do day 46. +I did not get the pink horse +The office melting is curious. This old man being a part of A is unexpected, Abel, was it? Dunno why I thought he was called Abraham. +So B was Hokma/Benjamin, did Angela kill him? Was it as a machine since he was filtering that message in the loop? Or was it something he did before being brain extracted but in the loop somehow? + +Oh, I have to answer Abel with each of the upper supressions. With a neat flashback.Holy mother of kino they helped you as you helped them. A does have all their problems. +I still won't forgive him, tho. +Currently hoping A, Abel, Hokma and Angela died at the end unfullfilled +--- 636201541 +>>636200975 (OP) +HOLY FUARK!!! +--- 636202054 +>>636200975 (OP) +Awe-Inspiring +--- 636202063 +>>636201482 +Angela is asking if I can hear her anymore. And a black-dressed man flashed for a second. That's uh, concerning, I guess. + +He said what comes next will be a trial, an agony, an ORDEAL. I get it,but also kinda based to drop it like that. What the fuck have I been doing before, huh? Dancing and playing around? +This is gonna be hell once I have to repeat this shit ten times until I get the funny pink horse +--- 636202101 +>>636200975 (OP) +--- 636202281 +>benching Nclair for a fight in Railway +>his sanity goes back to 0 +Oh ffs, so he suffers the same issue as Shi Ishmael then +Need to truck him through every fight if you want him at his max potential + +>Slithering Inquistor is resistant to blunt +It's so fucking over +--- 636202452 +>>636202063 +>it gets worse? +Oh my sweet summer child. +The fun has only begun! We have such wonders and horrors left to show you! +--- 636202496 +>finally out of the grinding dungeons +fuck these events, also what's that number in the banner? +--- 636202563 +I loev Laetitia +--- 636202567 +>>636200975 (OP) +This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself? +--- 636202596 +>>636202063 +Day 47 is uuuuh +Holy shit I don't know to react to this goddamn thing +That's some fucking gimmick + +Wait, is this gonna be per layer? +OH FUCK +--- 636202813 +>>636200975 (OP) +>ruina endcredits includes the line no need to overclock +>limbus has a mechanic called overclock +BRAVO DIRECTOR +--- 636202840 +>>636201482 +B's messages are simply a part of the script +--- 636202960 +>>636202596 +Welcome to the actual game +--- 636203000 +>>636202596 +The text mentions an unforgivable sin +Skullbro? Will you again? +--- 636203224 +Nclair sucks at MDs too +--- 636203278 +I'm getting tired of doing day 41 over and over again for plague doctor. +How retarded would I have to be to grind for plague doctor during the final week? +--- 636203614 +>>636203278 +VERY retarded. I grinded for bald is awesome during the 46+ period since I didn't want to restart for it and it was some of the most painful and mindnumbing 8 hours of grinding I ever did in a game +and no, if you use the reroll mod you didn't beat the game +--- 636203664 +>>636203224 +>Nclair sucks +wrong +--- 636203787 +>>636203224 +Even at 0 sanity, he's stupidly strong +But... sanity being reset does dampen his potential +--- 636203973 +>>636203787 +--- 636204016 +>>636203973 +Delet this +--- 636204171 +>>636203973 +to be fair he's not a mindless ID like r heath, you actually need to manage him +--- 636204187 +buff tremor +--- 636204263 +>>636203973 +I genuinely do not understand this +There is no fucking way he reaches sanity 45 in Railway, you're just playing the game wrong +--- 636204306 +>>636204187 +AWOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 636204372 +>>636204187 +Flatbros... not like this.... +--- 636204538 +>>636204263 +point where in my post I said I'm doing railway you nigger +--- 636204656 +cuckqueen faust doujins when +--- 636204732 +>>636204538 +Ah, I was under the impression we were going from a chain of >>636202281 to >>636203224 to >>636203787 to >>636203973 + +Because his sanity does not reset for Mirror Dungeons to my knowledge +--- 636204804 +it really was a sing and a miss with LCB don huh? +>N don getting flooded with artork +>probably has one of the best voice acting in the game +they need to make her distort and turn into a lunatic asap +--- 636204810 +>>636202496 +>only got 112 turns on his railway +Lmao fucking pleb. +Also that's probably Monzo fucking up the Embellished Railway banner numbers. +--- 636204915 +>>636200975 (OP) +oh nonononono +--- 636204986 +>>636204804 +Schizo mental break in main story soon anon +Trust the plAn +--- 636205797 +Cathy is such a cunt, why does Heathcliff even like her? +--- 636205981 +>>636205797 +Something something infatuation/irrational attachment/lust etc +--- 636206327 +>>636205981 +It's really funny because at first I thought Nelly was too harsh on her but nah, she deserved all of the insults and criticisms. +The stupid bitch calls Heathcliff a "wolfish man" and knows he's here to take advantage of her new family for revenge, lets him do it because "uguu he's my childhood love" and then gets angry at Linton when he rightfully calls her a stupid bitch for it. +--- 636206928 +So I went to re read day 47, and you can not answer, just shut the fuck up, get kicked out and that's it. +Iy was so funny how it just stopped there, but I'm glad it didn't give a choice, bc it seems it would reset you to day 1. +--- 636207685 +>>636206928 +LobCorp don't really have choices in story +--- 636208074 +Anyone got the link to see the railway encounters with stats and passives? +--- 636208223 +>>636208074 +https://limbus.kusoge.xyz/area/railway01 +--- 636208272 +>>636208223 +>https://limbus.kusoge.xyz/area/railway01 +thanks +--- 636209001 +Seeing both threads not die and crawl back up from back 10 slowly is very funny +--- 636209031 +just 3 more chicken runs and I'm done... +--- 636210531 +>>636202563 +--- 636210554 +IS THAT PHILIP ON PAGE 10 +--- 636210625 +>>636210554 +no it wasnt you fucking loser +--- 636210759 +This game is fucking cheating I can't take this anymore +how the fuck is it fair the faggot comes with 1 cost page with four 10-11 dice? What the fuck is this shit? +--- 636210945 +>>636200975 (OP) +EXIT +--- 636211174 +>>636210759 +Just build better decks and use Yesod's floor. +--- 636211415 +>>636211174 +I'm using r corp's deck and they can't clash for shit and why the fuck is the enemy always full light and hand full of 3-4 cost cards? +--- 636211560 +>>636211415 +what fight +--- 636211631 +>>636204187 +the fact that Don's one of the only inquisitors that don't need the cumslop to become an insane fanatic, meaning that all of her insane laughter and murderous tendencies are entirely her own. +Ass in how she is in her other mirror worlds and I cannot wait to experience the Fake-Genki girl's Canto. +--- 636211661 +>>636211560 +The last four of SotC. Yesod is not enough to carry the rest. +--- 636211673 +>>636203614 +Thanks but I think that if the fucker doesn't show up before big bird I'll move on to the final week. +A 10% chance for any zayin is way too low and I could learn how to handle the final week while looking for him. +--- 636211675 +>>636211415 +> why the fuck is the enemy always full light and hand full of 3-4 cost cards? +Uh... That's just how bosses work? +--- 636211850 +>>636211675 +How is that fair? +--- 636211916 +>>636211661 +thats when I started using myongest, I'd do the same if I were you because it only gets harder +--- 636211954 +>>636211661 +Use Myo + Red Mist on Purple Tear's keypage or switch to Gebura + Myo. Leave Xiao for last. +--- 636211962 +>>636211850 +It's not. It's not supposed to be fair. +--- 636212018 +>>636202596 +congrats on figuring out why day 49 sucks! +--- 636212095 +>>636212018 +Day 49 is about forcing you to accept that you can't save everyone anon. +--- 636212264 +>>636211916 +>>636211954 +I'm already using that. What decks did you guy use for Yesod and the nuggets? +--- 636212331 +>>636211661 +lol i also got filtered on last stages of sotc and Tiphereth realization +--- 636212409 +>>636212095 +oh my nuggets were 100% expendable at the end. I only lost 8 on day 49 which is pretty good imo +--- 636212487 +>>636212264 +use gebura anon. fuck yesod +--- 636212569 +>>636212487 +I find it foolish to encourage people to rely on Gebura. It always leads to problems during uninvited guests. +--- 636212691 +>>636212569 +does it? I only had a problem with pluto, until someone told me to cheese it with PT +--- 636212742 +>>636212264 +Purple Tear defense deck with overcharge, Nikolai buffing, cloning Dong, singleton Ester and some smoke deck. +--- 636212852 +>>636212264 +my other nuggets had +singleton +smoke +dante passive +nikolai +fragile spam + +boom +--- 636213102 +>>636211962 +>>636211850 +Every boss' Shimmering is personalized and contains their AI. I know Index Proxies is an example. Some do need the infinite light and draw for their gimmicks, or else the boss just breaks +--- 636213116 +>>636212264 +2 bash 2 slash 3 spear 2 str with gebura +the other nuggets were a mix of singleton, thumb, nikolai and allen +--- 636213305 +>>636211415 +I am told all enemies in Ruina from either Urban Nightmare onward or just the entire game, forgot which, are coded to always have Battle Ready or an effective extra draw more than what the player gets. You can see this with the Liu for example +--- 636214373 +>>636205797 +Wuthering heights is the only thing i can remember that i hate every pretty much every character, but yeah, fuck Catherine in particular. +--- 636215381 +>>636202496 +Good work with chickens, anon. +Finished them last week myself and felt tired as Hell. +--- 636215382 +>>636205797 +>two people make their relationship everyone's problem the book +--- 636216741 +>>636204810 +That's the hell chicken special banner, you yourself don't seem to have one since they look nothing alike +--- 636216957 +should i go for LCCB Rodya or N corp? I got tired of never rolling her +--- 636217050 +>>636216957 +LCCB is pretty mid, so N corp it is +--- 636217217 +>>636216957 +N corp is her besr id +--- 636217750 +what if yi sang gets the first waw +or maybe that will be ish? +--- 636218878 +well cheers +--- 636219717 +Who do you think we will fight in the future? Who do you want to fight? +>Sinners vs distorting Dant +>sinners vs Vergil +>charon and bus vs sinners +--- 636220229 +>>636212018 +Yeah, it seems it'll suck way too much. +But I think what sucks more is what I have to do, which is repeat day 46 and 47 until I get the pink horse abno. + +Unfinished abnos don't have priority during selection, right? +--- 636220304 +>>636220229 +as far as I know, no. why specifically are you trying to torture yourself with the shitty llama during the final sprint? +--- 636220474 +>>636220304 +Bc it's the last fucking abno I need to 100% the entries. +I NEED IT, I'll fucking 100% this shit in this run +--- 636220495 +>>636219717 +Red Mist and certain Arbiter (plus some Grade 9 fixer) +--- 636220648 +>>636220495 +>some Grade 9 fixer +you mean a Claw +--- 636220672 +>>636220474 +Just to make sure do you know that you can get 100% abno dissolution after you reach day 50 to get the cutscene rather than having to replay to it again. +--- 636220686 +>>636220474 +oh that's unfortunate. honestly if you're just trying to get one last abno you should do what I did and get the mod that lets you reroll as much as you want. I'm not one to suggest mods to make the game easier, but if you're just looking to finally finish the codex, it's fine, it's just saving time not cheating the difficulty (especially since willfully picking the llama during the final sprint is anything but easy) https://www.nexusmods.com/lobotomycorporation/mods/77 +--- 636220721 +>>636219717 +--- 636220756 +>The one who grips +>the one who shall grip +w-what happened to the one that gripped? +--- 636221248 +>>636220648 +Well not Black Silence I'm sure +--- 636223610 +>>636216741 +Fucking retard. +--- 636224923 +>>636220756 +He got gripped +--- 636225609 +>>636218878 +we'll cheer to that mate +--- 636225763 +>>636200975 (OP) +--- 636225823 +>>636225609 +Cheers. +--- 636231265 +>>636200975 (OP) +>6th attempt at beating black silence +sandwich man loves speed dies huh +--- 636233053 +>>636232903 +let this one die laetita fag theres another one up already diff --git a/v/636201067.txt b/v/636201067.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6799a753bacddca11d7a0e8d822d147c8a90fde --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636201067.txt @@ -0,0 +1,454 @@ +----- +--- 636201067 +Dead or Alive is a game series developed by Team Ninja and published by Koei Tecmo, first released in 1996 for arcades, followed by home console coversions for the Sega Saturn in 1997, and Sony Playstation in 1998. +--- 636203136 +Nice. +--- 636205305 +>>636203136 +Ayane is also nice. +--- 636207801 +What other fun facts are there about Dead or Alive? +--- 636208353 +>>636201067 (OP) +--- 636208650 +>>636205305 +Man she had small boobies there and no hips at all. Not even Leifang ever had such lacking curves. New Ayane truly was an upgrade in all areas +--- 636209267 +>>636207801 +Did you know, the name "Dead or Alive" comes from the financial statues of Tecmo when the game first started being developed. +Tecom was in need of a hit to boost sales. +Itagaki named the series "Dead or Alive" because, depending on the success of the game, the company would either be dead or alive +--- 636209559 +DOA hasn't been good since DOA4 on the 360. That game is almost 20 years old. +--- 636209618 +>>636209559 +DOA 5 is pretty good +--- 636210016 +Why did they add this to the end of Nagisa's birthday trailers? Both EN and JP have it in English. +--- 636210708 +>>636210016 +??? +I didn't see it. +--- 636210802 +>>636210708 +On the DOAX YT channel. +--- 636211154 +>>636210016 +New branding slogan? +--- 636211595 +>>636211154 +Looks like they started adding it a week ago to the VV vids with Amy's EN trailer, but they've been using it a lot longer in their other game trailers. +--- 636211980 +Amy a cute +--- 636213197 +Kokoro gonna level up her STR stat for max happiness! +--- 636213368 +>>636201067 (OP) +--- 636213608 +>>636213197 +If only the butt bounced nicely during this animation too. +--- 636213702 +>>636213197 +Onegai muscle, meccha motetai +Onegai muscle, meccha yasetai yes! +--- 636213774 +>>636213368 +You and your ragtag group of discord boyfriends never recovered after this did you? Your mental illness just got worse and worse. +--- 636215229 +>>636213608 +You're just not working the right muscle group +--- 636215231 +>>636201067 (OP) +I love Momiji +--- 636215312 +>>636215229 +Happy birthday Anaru +--- 636215319 +I love Monkers +--- 636215418 +I love Elise +--- 636215520 +Ich liebe Hitomi! +--- 636215791 +>>636201067 (OP) +Dead or Alive WAS a game series developed by Team Ninja that ultimately got ruined and killed off by coomers. Never to be taken seriously ever again. +--- 636215971 +So, Koharu free next week on global? +--- 636216075 +>>636215791 +But then it was ruined since the firdt gsme +--- 636216120 +>>636215791 +Pray tell, how did these so called "coomers" ruin it? +--- 636216547 +>>636215791 +>>636216120 +They're the ones who kept the franchise afloat. +--- 636216647 +>>636215971 +I'm saving just in case +--- 636216807 +>>636201067 (OP) +That fact isn't that fun. Seems more informative than entertaining. +--- 636217096 +>>636216547 + +If these coomers help fund a new Ninja Gaiden I don't mind. +--- 636217129 +>>636215971 +Nah, Amy just came out. She has to get two paid suits before Koharu can go free. +--- 636217165 +>thinking about those wild wind suits since I dont think there's a CC for them +>but Koharu might show up next week or soon + +Tough choices +--- 636217487 +>>636217096 +They tried but the games weren't that good (or so they say) +--- 636217724 +>>636216547 +Oh no no, but you see, coomers ruined it because I'm a dickless buzzword-spouting eunuch with zero critical thinking skills so that means the people who kept it afloat because they enjoyed the girls boobies are also guilty of killing it because I say so. +Nevermind the fact that likeminded "journalistic" parasites ran a smear campaign against its fanservice for decades because "it's the embarrassing boobie game" while Street Fighter has chicks with tits & asses as big as their hands and feet and tons of official bikini DLC that nobody except ESPN bats an eye to. No biased conclusions here, no sir! +--- 636217917 +>>636215791 +The series was ruined and killed off by KT dumping their old fanbase and trying to go mainstream and compete with Tekken and SF by pandering to what they thought those people wanted. +--- 636218154 +Nagisa's new birthday suit design is bretty good. +Imagine the clipping tho +--- 636218209 +>>636215231 +Yeah her Izuna drop is debatably better than Ryu +--- 636218827 +>>636218752 +Birthday Shimaidon +--- 636219068 +Fun Fact: I have fapped many times to Rachel as a kid +--- 636219360 +doa is a soulless zombie series now. the gachashit is an asset flip of an asset flip. it has more copy paste ocs at this point than characters from the fighting game, which it still doesn't even have all of. +--- 636219426 +>>636217165 +I assume you want it for Steam? Try this: https://files.catbox.moe/1jje75.rar +--- 636219916 +>>636219426 +Last time I tried that Ceez pack it didn't work, but now it does. Odd, but I'm not gonna complain. +Thank you anon. +--- 636220691 +Nyotengu has the best butt on the island. +--- 636220773 +But when are we getting a new fighting game? +--- 636220842 +>>636220691 +I think that title belongs to Sayuri, Honks, or Misaki desu +--- 636220968 +But when are we getting a new waveracer game? +--- 636221084 +>>636220691 +--- 636221189 +>>636220842 +Momiji has the best one +--- 636221341 +>>636220773 +I doubt it's a priority for KT. Then again, when they made a Big Announcement that turned out to be they were just stopping the dlc gravy train for DOA5, they said there was nothing DOA on the horizon, and then just a couple months later they announced DOA6, so outright lying isn't beneath them. +--- 636221360 +>Leifang has hit level 69 +>one level away from seeing that iconic trip chest groping in VV + +Soon. +--- 636221456 +>>636221306 +--- 636221478 +>>636221360 +My Marie just hit level 78 yesterday. If I don't get something like that choke-fuck scene she's in for her level 80 scene, Imma be pissed. +--- 636221492 +>>636221456 +Making more bunnies with the Bun +--- 636221569 +>>636221456 +Bunn +--- 636221757 +>>636221478 +At best you'll get an implied kissu or confession I'd say +--- 636221841 +A zoomer meme for the birthday girl. +--- 636221979 +>>636221492 +>>636221569 +bunbun +--- 636221986 +>>636201067 (OP) +I hope I wasn't the only one whacking off to 6 polygon underboob in 1998. +--- 636222313 +>>636221979 +--- 636222407 +Gotta love her boobs physics +--- 636222709 +>>636201067 (OP) +I can't count how many thousands of times I've fapped to DOA hentai and the girls themselves in skimpy outfits in DOA 5's Victory Movies mode. +I just hope everyone gets to their dream place after death. I for one would like to end up in paradise where there will be DOA girls alone. And I wish that for all DOAbros too, if of course they want it themselves. +--- 636222717 +>>636201067 (OP) +I thought it was a gacha game +--- 636222773 +>>636222717 +Its both +--- 636223054 +Tamaki is such a rapist +>>636222717 +It is and it isn't at the same time +--- 636223202 +>>636223054 +It's not a proper welcome party if Tamaki doesnt put her hands on the girl. +And then some other girl laughs it off. +>that's our lovable scamp Tamaki +--- 636223368 +>>636201067 (OP) +It's probably the one franchise who seems very content with its gacha and seem to prefer it over the original franchise's foundations. +--- 636223586 +>>636221986 +My guy, kids in the 90s were jacking off to Lara Croft's triangle tits because that's what was available. This "I hope I'm not that only one that _______" schtick isn't nearly as clever as you think because 99.9% of the time you weren't even close to being the only one who did something. +--- 636223726 +>>636223202 +I bet that she stays in the island not only because she can grope cute girls (and the owner) but also because she has a lot of complaints about sexual harassment in mainland +--- 636224119 +>>636201067 (OP) +it's funny that DOA has a reputation as being for casuals and ninja gaiden has a reputation of being super hardcore. I get wrecked in DOA but can beat ninja gaiden on master ninja difficulty without any trouble. +--- 636224230 +I can't believe they put Luna in a crossover. They never put her in anything. Is there a VA connection or something? +--- 636224329 +>>636224230 +Luna is cute and a "veteran" VV, so it was only inevitable. +--- 636224425 +>>636224230 +The connection is "money" +--- 636224763 +The one in the back next to Honoka and Kasumi, is Leifang? +--- 636224917 +>>636224425 +I understand that but then a more popular girl would have been chosen. Someone like Nanami or Amy. Luna is very cute but she's never been one of the more popular girls +--- 636224921 +>>636224230 +I downloaded that game just for her and was lucky enough to get her in 20 rolls despite my complete lack of knowledge of what I was doing. +I then proceeded to marry her there too. +--- 636224981 +>>636224763 +I think it's Misaki since Leifang isn't in AL yet. +Of course it could be Leifang anyways. +--- 636225056 +>>636224917 +They're too new I guess +--- 636225127 +>>636223586 +I'm not your guy, buddy. +--- 636225262 +Why do most DOA doujins suck? +--- 636225310 +>>636225127 +I'm not your buddy, pal. +--- 636225331 +>>636225262 +Nobody but the SFM crowd cares about DoA anymore. +--- 636225346 +>>636225262 +Because japs has no imagination +Just imagine being Hayate +--- 636225552 +>>636225262 +Cause they have to compete with 3d model animations. So most dont bother. +--- 636225989 +so what are the odds the rest of the mainline doa girls will ever be officially added? +--- 636226113 +>>636225552 +And most 3d model animations can't do the models and the shading right, just like here >>636225717 +--- 636226487 +Can you guys hurry up and post marie already +--- 636226573 +>>636225989 +After Ryu +--- 636226621 +>>636201067 (OP) +Only good fighting game series if we are being honest here +--- 636226656 +>>636226487 +Sorry but I prefer Kanni and Lobelia +--- 636226724 +Lobeliass +--- 636226750 +>>636226724 +Flowers +--- 636226782 +>>636225989 +Tina was added because it was a special time milestone for the game but she did poorly with japs because of course she would. And even after that the diehard Tinafags here still threw a fit because her VA doesn't sound like she's 20 anymore as if that's her fault and they were STILL not satisfied. +The way I see it is give it up because the people who whine about them not being in VV are the same morons who were never interested in VV in the first place, and they'd find the stupidest reasons to complain even if they were put in anyway. +--- 636226947 +>>636226656 +--- 636227080 +WHERE IS CHRISTIE +--- 636227143 +>>636223202 +Sexual harrassment is ok when it's between beautiful women on a tropical beach resort. +--- 636227162 +>>636201067 (OP) +Don't ever post that shitty cow near my wife ever again. +--- 636227232 +>>636227143 +Sexual harassment is okay when it involves this cabbage. +--- 636227360 +>>636209559 +get fucking lost schizo +--- 636227412 +>>636227143 +Tamaki, pls +--- 636227549 +>>636217487 +>>636227360 +--- 636227557 +>>636227412 +I am now reminded of the recent event episode where Lobelia in a school uniform gives the owner her phone number. I need to go take pics of that scene. +--- 636227734 +>>636223368 +Dumb birb +Even if I'm currently playing and preferring the gacha way more than the main games, I still want the fighting games to be successful +--- 636227741 +>>636223368 +>stupid faggot has made up stupid faggot opinion +--- 636227919 +我爱你 +--- 636227957 +>>636224119 +Spamming UTs is not beating NG without any trouble, it's just cheesing the game. DOA only has that reputation with mongoloids who never even saw it. The kind of subhumans that not only watch but give money to bigger subhumans on twitch. +--- 636228116 +I haven't rolled in any banner since February +--- 636228124 +>>636227557 +Clearly the Owner is using the plays to reenact his fetishes and fantasies +--- 636228239 +>>636228116 +What are you saving for anon? 4.5 anniversary? +--- 636228352 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt0l42wln-s [Embed] + +It's a bop +--- 636228379 +>>636201067 (OP) +Koei Tecmo wasn't a thing in 1996.1997, or 1998. They were two completely separate companies until 2011. +--- 636228505 +>>636228352 +No wonder Tamaki groped her ass +--- 636228591 +>>636228505 +It's quite a nice one. Her pants are definitely going to go missing when she goes free. +--- 636228985 +The top molesters of the island +--- 636229128 +>>636228985 +A new challenger has appeared +--- 636229273 +>>636229128 +Of course gyarus are like that +--- 636229549 +>>636229128 +Needs molesting correcting. +--- 636229573 +>>636229539 +I love big sis +--- 636229792 +>>636229128 +>>636229273 +I can see her being the kind to force herself onto Owner-san without using any type of protection +--- 636229986 +>>636229792 +Well protection has been outlawed on this island so that goes without saying. +--- 636229998 +>>636225262 +Something something they actually put out some sort of cease and desist order years back? I don't remember exactly, but it had to do with DOA doujins. +--- 636230092 +>>636225346 +Ok +--- 636230402 +>>636229986 +She'll sneak in a viagra pill into your drink. +And will even tape a vibrator onto your dick/balls and even other parts so she can play with you whenever she wants, mostly when you're talking with other people. +--- 636230481 +>>636228591 +I'm looking forward to that +--- 636230503 +>>636229998 +Nah, the dumbasses were using the ripped 3d models from the games into their h-games and charging for it. +--- 636230610 +>>636227957 +Other than UTs, izuna drop, ninpo, smoke bombs, and healing items, is there anything I need to avoid to play ninja gaiden without cheesing it? +--- 636230747 +Patty! +--- 636230817 +>>636230747 +In desperate NEED of her short hairstyle on steam already. +--- 636230834 +Literally every girl in these games are goddamn attractive +How do they do it? +--- 636230913 +>>636203136 +>>636205305 +>YNR Kasumi and Ayane used to be the main female protags. +Original main characters become irrelevant as time goes on, many such cases. +--- 636231037 +>>636201067 (OP) +So that's where the Kunoichi porn is from +--- 636231169 +Goddamn Momiji makes me horny as shit. +Shrine maidens shouldn't be this lewd +--- 636231303 +>>636230610 +Tell me your entire experience with NG consists of watching the karma running autist on youtube without telling me. +--- 636231382 +>>636230834 +Kiss Ayane +--- 636231898 +>>636231382 +How dare you make such a filthy post on my 4channel. +--- 636232532 +>>636228352 +Is Amy the jealous type? + +Is she yandere for Owner-san? +--- 636232574 +are there any Doas with like 4 or more tits? +--- 636232618 +>>636232532 +Amy is a very slight tsun. +Makes Nagisa look coldhearted in comparison. +--- 636232671 +>>636232618 +it makes her look like a fucking queer if you ask me +--- 636232782 +>>636232618 +>tsuntails +Lame +--- 636232958 +>>636232782 +She super cute tho. +I may not care for tsuns, but Amy is more than alright. +--- 636232986 +>>636232958 +Nanami still the best +--- 636233114 +>>636232986 +A Nanami is fine too. +--- 636233140 +Is VV still a pain in the neck to play for gaijin? I've been spamming poolside relax quitting in X3 but it's the most mind-numbing thing I've ever done, I want the endgame permanent lotions and special scenes and shit but I don't know if I can keep doing this hundreds of times, the only decent thing in the game is volleyball but it gets old fast. Is the gacha version worth it? I just want to jack off to Honoka +--- 636233198 +>>636232958 +>>636233114 +why not both? +--- 636233387 +>>636233140 +VV is basically an autobattler. +You can take the grind as lenient as you want and still see a decent amount of stuff. Actually leveling the girls to 70 or 80 to see their final 1 on 1 scenes with (you) will put you to sleep though. May as well YT that stuff. +--- 636234000 +>>636203136 +This is still the greatest bathing suit of all time. White with red/pink trim is so fucking hot to me I can't explain it +--- 636234026 +>>636233852 +There's a refreshing lack of breast envy in DOA from the smaller girls. Lobelia is one of the smuggest, most confident girls on the island. +--- 636234103 +>>636234026 +Made for sexo while Fiona watches diff --git a/v/636201504.txt b/v/636201504.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1b1dd29b1042569946c1678e91a79aa02b1c7931 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636201504.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1514 @@ +----- +--- 636201504 +Games for this album's feel + +and yes, I am a massive faggot +--- 636201621 +dmc 3/kh2 +--- 636201694 +>>636201504 (OP) +Any dragon ball game with AF mods +https://youtu.be/Inbg9Pcu7u8 [Embed] +--- 636201704 +Final Fantasy 8 AMVs +--- 636201774 +>>636201504 (OP) +As shit as /v/ is I’m actually amazed it has better taste in music than /mu/. +--- 636201810 +VTMB +Bloodrayne +--- 636201817 +>>636201504 (OP) +God of War 1-3 (originals on Ps2) + +Shadow the hedgehog + +WoW Classic +--- 636201880 +>>636201621 +>>636201694 +>>636201704 +I don't mean game's that envoke the cringe culture that's historically attached to that album, I mean games that actually match the album's tone and aesthetic. +--- 636201891 +stop exposing good music to zoomers you shitbag they'd already tainted enough of the past as is +--- 636201897 +>>636201504 (OP) +>and yes, I am a massive faggot +lmao work on that self-esteem fag +--- 636201964 +>>636201774 +i don't think any media board has the best taste in their own subject +--- 636201986 +>>636201880 +dmc 3/kh2 +--- 636202042 +>>636201880 +I don't care about you at all. Consider this a downvote. +--- 636202078 +>>636201783 +under fucking rated post +--- 636202083 +>>636201964 +I mean, this isn't even a secret anymore. This is a well established and widely recognized fact. +--- 636202102 +smt nocturne +--- 636202192 +>>636201774 +that's the thing with 4chan, off-topic threads are better then the on-topic threads in each board. +--- 636202193 +>>636201891 +>good music +>Evanescence +LMAO +--- 636202236 +>>636201504 (OP) +Evanescence is Gamecube-core. +Metroid Prime, Wind Waker, Melee, Double-Dash, RE4, Soul Calibur II, the list goes on. +--- 636202240 +>>636201986 +but those don't... +--- 636202292 +>>636201504 (OP) +I thought this was Signalis thread. So Signalis +--- 636202384 +>>636201504 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cWu-0g2P8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VJQVwj8Z8o [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cW_KarPUg [Embed] +--- 636202453 +>>636201504 (OP) +Early 2000s emo means early 2000s JRPGs which means Final Fantasy X. +--- 636202540 +>>636201504 (OP) +old cs fragmovies +--- 636202558 +>>636202453 +>op pic +>emo +Hahahahahahah +--- 636202645 +>>636201504 (OP) +sorry, I can't think of any game with death metal soundtrack in it +--- 636202648 +>>636201504 (OP) +WAKE ME UP LADS +--- 636202771 +>>636202292 +Aight, that actually looks like it fits. I'll try it out. + +>>636202384 +Haha, isn't 200's emo AMV culture so cringe and dumb? I'm so gald I'm no longer a dumb kid listening to broody emo music watching cringe AMVs haha, Imagine going back to those times.... not me, thanks! + +>>636202453 +Again, that's not what I'm asking for. It doesn't have to be necessarily emo, or from the same time period or be historically connected to the album in any way, just pure aesthetics. see this for example, seems to fit and has nothing to do with Fallen on the face of it >>636202292 +--- 636202962 +>>636201694 +>everything after 4 is just recolors from existing forms +>this is actually how official DB Super does it as well +--- 636203130 +>>636202558 +Oh I knew one of you fellows would be along to "correct" me very quickly. +Guess what? No matter how many times you correct people over decades of your life they will consider pop acts like Evanescence to be the actual emo music over the literally-who tier acts that you consider the "true" emo music. +And do you know who gets to make up these definitions? The public. Literally argumentum ad populum. If millions upon millions upon millions of teenagers considered Amy Lee to be Goth or Emo then that is what she was. +--- 636203358 +>>636203130 +Literally me fuckum ad ur momum +--- 636203427 +>>636203358 +good response +--- 636203491 +>>636203427 +Sorry, can hearum ad um +Me fukkum ur momum +--- 636203521 +Plot-Twist btw: Fallen is actually an album of exclusively Christian music that was aesthetically subverted. +--- 636203631 +>>636203521 +Here's another plot-twist: your mom is an actual whore that was not suverted +--- 636203690 +>>636203631 +My mom is dead... +--- 636203723 +>>636201964 +that's true just because normalfags flock into their respective boards to voice shitty opinions +--- 636203927 +Dirge of Cerberus +--- 636203948 +>>636203521 +The plot twist is that when the album was performed live in 2003-2005 it was a lot heavier and nu-metalish because that was the original vision. +I think later the band started playing it more like the album :\ +--- 636204031 +>>636202192 +That's what happens when an autist is out of his field. He becomes much more bearable. +--- 636204258 +Feel like Amy Lee could still do a really banger video game title track that would pop millennial nostalgia if someone could just get the stars in the right alignment. +I'm aware of the Gears of War track. +--- 636204415 +>>636203723 +I think it's more to do with the fact that people who frequent any given board somehow think lurking and posting in said board grants them a level of unearned expertise and authority on the subject, which leads to some of the most retarded takes you'll ever see. On the other hand, when anons talk about a subject unrelated to their board they feel no need to assert their superiority over the rest of the thread to show them who knows more, so it's usually more genuine and chill. + +Think about it: who the fuck posts on /mu/? People who think they are music buffs. You put a bunch of music buufs in the same room talking about music and it will all inevitably degenerate into a dick measuring contest about who can be the most snobbish, most hardcore music buff to assert dominance over their peers, which will result into pure shitflinging where everyone is pretending to like whatever they think is the most "ridicule" proof instead of what they actually like. Same with every other board including /v/ +--- 636204580 +>>636204258 +Amy Lee is secretly about 60% fraudulent and Ben was a large part of the band's soul +--- 636204596 +>>636202236 +this +--- 636204624 +>>636201504 (OP) +Every other game made from 2001 to 2006/7 +--- 636204693 +>>636204580 +Fraudulent singers are still good. +--- 636204828 +Games for this album’s feel +--- 636204892 +>>636204415 +The only 'people' that post on /mu/ are bots and braindead niggers that spam the catalogue with 3-5 active KPOP generals at any given time that always hit limit. +--- 636205082 +>>636204892 +Well, that too. Come to think of it, what's the Kpop general on /v/? +--- 636205119 +>>636204415 +Best video game discussion is on /sp/. +--- 636205351 +>>636205119 +Best discussion about almost literally anything other than sports is on /sp/ to be fair. +--- 636205654 +They had like 4 good songs, Nightwish is just Evanescence but actually good. +--- 636205703 +>>636205654 +Pretty much the entirety of Fallen is impeccable +--- 636205884 +>>636202192 +Not really. You just need to spend more years in this shithole to see the patterns. Small communities easily fall prey to mentally ill "trolls" who tirelessly shit up a place until almost everyone worth having a conversation with leaves. And now that the most technically illiterate faggot with malicious intentions can get himself some henchmen to coordinate via a certain chinese program it's even worse. +--- 636205990 +>>636201504 (OP) +Primal PS2 +--- 636206046 +>local schizo has entered the chat +--- 636206085 +>>636205654 +Nightwish wasn't really a real band and certainly not a real metal band until Floor joined. +--- 636206185 +>>636205884 +Those trolls usually end up becoming mods near the end of the cycle. +Where are we on the timeline? +--- 636206292 +I love you guys +--- 636206391 +>>636201504 (OP) +>>636201810 +VTMB is probably closest. +I'd throw in Prince of Persia: Warrior Within +--- 636206448 +I used to listen to this album constantly while I played pic related. +--- 636206593 +>>636201504 (OP) +Need for Speed UG 1-2 and Most Wanted +--- 636206598 +>>636203491 +>When wit fails you... +--- 636206629 +>>636201891 +literally who doesnt know evanescance ? stop being a woman +--- 636206635 +>>636204828 +MGS V TPP +--- 636206667 +>>636201504 (OP) +SAY GOODNIIIIIGHT +--- 636206762 +>>636203130 +Trying to explain a 20+ year old music subculture to zoomers is a waste of breath. All they understand is nigger slang and 6 second clips of family guy. +--- 636206868 +this guy is correct. +>>636202236 + +also picrel is an anime for you. +--- 636206880 +>>636206667 +Based. +--- 636206971 +>>636206868 +forgot pic +--- 636207054 +>>636204828 +Beatles are overrated and I wish they'd just canceled for something so they never appear in media again +--- 636207084 +>>636201621 +Definitely Kingdom Hearts. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsck7jYUsE [Embed] +--- 636207106 +>>636206762 +That 20+ is closer to 30- these days anon. +--- 636207113 +>>636206185 +After /v/ took /b/'s crown? It's out of this and well into its own kind of hell. +--- 636207168 +>>636201504 (OP) +The only true answer. +--- 636207205 +>>636206085 +Terrible take. Their latest album was fucking shit and the one before, while musically good, was fedora tipping atheism wank a decade after it was considered cool. Even more cringe that they had Richard Dawkins tour with them and go on stage to do weird spoken word. Tuomas is the soul of the band more than any of their vocalist but he's been losing his touch and needs to go back to writing songs about dead kids and admiration of aesthetics instead of DUDE WHAT IF... CELL PHONES BAD? +--- 636207250 +>>636202240 +DMC 3 absolutely does +--- 636207257 +>>636201810 +>VTMB +>>636206391 +>VTMB is probably closest. +Niggas you what? Have you replaced VtMB's music with some fanmade shit? +--- 636207324 +>>636206868 +Fallen btfos any Beatles album and Evanescence ended up being far more influential than them anyways. +--- 636207364 +>>636202240 +I think you should go back zoom zoom +--- 636207420 +>>636207205 +whatever nerd +--- 636207484 +>>636204828 +Wolfenstein: The New Order. +--- 636207516 +>>636207420 +Get rekt nigger +--- 636207591 +>>636201504 (OP) +Persona 3 +--- 636207595 +>>636207324 +They are both just pop music, anon. +However, there is a certain tinge of sadness for me knowing that Evanescence was around near the end of rock n' roll as the main driver of world music culture. +And since millennials are broke AF as a generation it's unlikely that generation of bands will ever have a resurgence in popularity selling out packed stadiums in their 50s like boomer bands did. +--- 636207605 +>>636203358 +>>636203427 +made ME laugh +--- 636207750 +>>636207591 +Yeah, but I've played that game to death. I might replay it again though. It's so fucking good +--- 636207752 +ya'll don't even have the energy to argue anymore lmao +--- 636207773 +>>636207168 +This game got me to read the comic and its still one of the only western comics I've read in its entirety. Shame the creator died and they killed off Jackie offpanel in a random issue of Witchblade unceremoniously +--- 636207845 +>>636201504 (OP) +Mario Kart +--- 636207849 +>>636201621 +DMC is 1000x gayer than anything evanescnse has put out lmao +--- 636207896 +>>636207595 +>it's unlikely that generation of bands will ever have a resurgence in popularity selling out packed stadiums in their 50s like boomer bands did. +This is a good thing. In retrospect there's nothing sadder and disgraceful than a bunch of 50 year olds cosplaying as themselves 30 years ago. Just let it go and enjoy the music on the records. +--- 636208107 +I was more into Avril at the time. +--- 636208208 +>>636201774 +>evanescence +>good taste +it’s all subjective but come on let’s be real +--- 636208252 +>>636201504 (OP) +Id say Twisted Metal Black, but that shit actually is grim instead of this millennial corporate cringe from the 2000s +--- 636208304 +>>636208208 +Anon you're in your 30s now it's okay to admit you like girl bands. +--- 636208318 +>>636208208 +Please explain how liking (early) Evanescence is bad taste without referring to memes or external factors to the actual music. +--- 636208364 +Gothic or Postal +--- 636208432 +>>636201504 (OP) +WAKE ME UP +--- 636208549 +>>636206085 +I don't give a fuck because I want to fuck Floor. +--- 636208602 +>>636208304 +>>636208318 +I enjoy evanescence myself occasionally but saying nu-metal bands are good taste is like saying liking top 50 is good taste +--- 636208646 +>>636208602 +Ok, why? +--- 636208763 +>>636207773 +Shit, really? Last tiemI've read anything related Jackie and Sara had a child or something, what happened since? +--- 636208909 +>>636208602 +Top 50 would include a lot of very good music. +--- 636209224 +>>636208646 +I have good taste because I listen to modern nu-country and nothing you say will change that. +>>636208909 +What defines good music? Something you enjoy or something that’s complex and/or innovative? +--- 636209402 +>>636201504 (OP) +>>636201704 +>>636208208 +>>636202384 +>>636202648 +>>636203927 +>>636205654 +>>636206391 +>>636208252 +>>636208432 +Absolute fucking retards and zoomers who never listen to any Evanescence album or any 2000s bands. + +>>636206971 +>>636207168 +>>636207591 +The only actually good answers in the entire thread. +--- 636209648 +>>636209402 +ngl, Ergo Proxy on paper should be exactly my type of shit, but I never managed to finish it. I just never get into it. I just kinda don't care about anyone in the show. I appreciate the aesthetic though, even if all of it is straight rip offs from various sources. +--- 636209740 +>>636208763 +Basically they wanted to wrap up the Jackie saga real quick so in one issue of Witchblade, Sara gets gifted a magic sword from Aram out of nowhere that just has the power to kill The Darkness forever and kills Jackie with it. This all happens in like 2 pages and it's never actually shown and just told through text. There were apparently two seperate reboot attempts that I just found out about now after but I haven't checked them out so I can't say how they are. +--- 636209770 +>>636207054 +Retard take. Go listen to Yesterday or Blackbird. +--- 636209798 +>Chester died 6 years ago +--- 636209890 +>>636209648 +The technobabble is what killed the show for me. Feels like half the show is just the characters standing around explaining terms they just dig up every episode instead of stuff actually happening. +--- 636209916 +>>636209770 +I've sort of come around to appreciate them, but I'm not gonna lie, I used to really resent that everyone put them on a pedestal and I was aggressively contrarian because I just didn't find their music all that interesting. I think my favorite is probably Helter Skelter. +--- 636210018 +>>636209402 +I'm sorry you grew up listening to nu-metal made for teenage girls + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAUaEfzt_VU [Embed] +--- 636210107 +>>636209798 +dont remind me +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKk [Embed] +--- 636210347 +I'M GOING UNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER +--- 636210370 +>>636209798 +Hybrid theory is a legitimately Great Album and deserving of being THE definitive album of the 2000's rock sphere on par with other albums that filled the same void for previous generations like Nevermind Master of Puppets, Zeppelin 1, etc. and I will die on this hill. That album is fantastic and the only reason people don't respect it the way they should is because of memes. + +>>636209890 +and most of it doesn't even make any fucking sense anyway. It's a really common problem with anime -- most of it is actually written by legit retards. Also related to this: I never watched the whole show and the twist is PAINFULLY obvious and wholly uninteresting +--- 636210474 +>>636201504 (OP) +I don't even remember what this band sounded like. +--- 636210548 +>>636201504 (OP) +Primal +--- 636210564 +>>636209798 +>tfw it’s been 6 years already +how? I remember hearing about it like it was yesterday +--- 636210579 +>>636209798 +>it’s actually been 6 years already +jesus what the fuck. I swear it was like 2019 or something +--- 636210614 +>>636210579 +I mean, 2019 is 4 years ago already, so.... +--- 636210641 +>>636210370 +Not him but I found that shit cringe even back then, shit was so embarrassing to listen to I started to avoid a friend of mine that constantly blasted it. . . +--- 636210663 +>>636202236 +Imagine being blurred out of your own promo image +--- 636210706 +Games for this feel? Not Half-Life 3. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMwLxFNKS0 [Embed] +--- 636210730 +>>636210614 +Yeah but 4 is less than 6 :) +--- 636210790 +>>636210018 +Hey, maybe he wanted to be a teenage girl. We're supposed to be tolerant of this now. +--- 636210829 +>>636205990 +Aw shit, you beat me to it, based anon +--- 636210885 +>>636210641 +Correct, and it got forever tainted by that collateral cringe. In retrospect, the Album is like 10 years ahead of everything in terms of production and concept. Funnily enough Hybrid Theory is ahead of even most other LP albums post Meteora. HT is a visionary creation. It's kinda cringy, but who cares. They had a vision and they went for it and they absolutely hit their target. +--- 636211007 +>>636209798 +>LP used AI for their new music video +--- 636211012 +>>636201504 (OP) +Blood Borne. Jk. I've only heard the radio hit so idk what the feel of the album is. I can see somebody listening to that one song as they play tho. +--- 636211291 +>>636204415 +You know this is true. Im not into Trek but most Trek threads here are always civil and nice to read despite it being a tv franchise. Meanwhile /tv/ is just a splinter of /pol/. +--- 636211473 +I can play guitar and am unironically considering starting some cringey 2000s-type Evanescence/Linkin Park-tier band. Not sure if it's worth it though, I don't think people even really give a shit about music with instruments or bands in general anymore. +--- 636211643 +>>636211473 +There’s been a pretty big resurgence past few years. Not really any big bands but artists are releasing songs that pay homage. Could work out +--- 636211737 +>>636211473 +If you have people interested in making a band with the same vision as you and you can perform, even if it's on really shitty venues for no money, I'd say do it. The experience is worth it. But don't expect anyone to give a fuck or to be into it, because nobody won't except you and your bandmates. No one gives a fuck about the actual current Evanescence, tehy sure as fuck won't give a shit about a shitty knock off version. + +Have fun though. If you can, go for it. +--- 636211951 +>>636201504 (OP) +Used to hate how overplayed that stupid song was but at this point I weep wishing we could reverse back time to those days where whites still had some semblance of a culture outside of country music and being conservative. +--- 636212471 +>>636211951 +How did you manage to make this about race? wtf? +--- 636212595 +>>636212471 +>implying OP's shitty thread isn't a bait thread to begin with +A shit thread like this deserves no such respect. +--- 636212732 +>>636211473 +Early 2000's nostalgia is now starting to become a thing since most people who grew up with that stuff are now in their late 20's/ early 30's. Evanescence/Linkin Park-tier band wouldn't do too terribly i'd think +--- 636212880 +>>636201891 +zoomers literally grew up hearing this album all the time retard +--- 636213047 +>>636201504 (OP) +no more heroes does it for me +--- 636213152 +>>636213047 +REAPER REAPER +--- 636213264 +>>636201504 (OP) +This is the better Evanescence +--- 636213371 +>>636212732 +You'd be correct except for people are horribly embarrassed about all that shit. That era was the first cultural strata that coexisted with internet and meme culture. There's just too much shaming and cringe content attached to that era for people to be able to associate themselves with it now. +--- 636213428 +>>636201504 (OP) +The first half of The Cat Lady, but be warned the game shits the bed in the second when you have to hunt down an incel who literally trolls people into killing themselves +--- 636213436 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgVszMEGZSM [Embed] + +I honestly wish there were more games for this sort of thing, it's honestly easier to recommend anime that have this tone but you can only watch Ergo Proxy and Deadman Wonderland so many times. +--- 636213459 +>>636201504 (OP) +i like that album anon i dont think your a fag +--- 636213503 +>>636201504 (OP) +faggot +--- 636213828 +Big Aloe +--- 636213863 +>>636204828 +Earthbound, duh! +--- 636214005 +>>636201504 (OP) +>Dark and gothic atmosphere mixed with modern industrial elements +>Timeless themes of mortality, acceptance, grief, and how time never waits +>Excellent vocals that give the sound a real emotional impact and human aspect with lead singers giving a part of themselves to every second of the song +>Old 2000s punk rock feel with elements of grunge +>Created by (at the time) very young yet talented artists who wanted to create something truly timeless and relatable to many people +>Higher-ups put their hands into the creative vision of the og artists by making last-minute changes that no one on the team liked (Amy Lee was forced to change her original version to Bring Me To Life, while Katsura Hashino was forced to put Aigis in because one guy on the team wanted one more female character for the S.E.E.S.) + +I think Persona 3 is very close to Fallen in terms of artistic goals, atmosphere, aesthetics, and massage. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxNAwZ-A88w [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysJ82L-1rEc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uceQnsf7Ug [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dIAqlqaCzs [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlS8b6Jnsc [Embed] +--- 636214674 +>>636214005 +Already mentioned multiple times. It definitely qualifies, and it's one of my holy trinity, but as you'd expect from that last point, I've already played the game to death. also + +ITSUDATTE ITSUDATTE ITSUDATTE +--- 636214735 +>>636210018 +>Evanescence +>Nu metal +lmao +--- 636214796 +>>636214735 +they don't know any better, give em some slack +--- 636214838 +>>636207750 +>to death +hehe +--- 636214839 +>>636210790 +>Got triggered so hard that he had to reply to himself +--- 636214897 +>>636214005 +also, I had never heard that version of Bring me to Life. Was that one some special edition or something? Early demo? Original mix? what's the story? +--- 636215062 +how about pic related? +--- 636215184 +>>636210018 +You grew up listening to nu-metal made for suburban twinks? +--- 636215237 +>>636211473 +I would do it. It's obvious that era is close to being hip again. Get in before emo has a resurgence +--- 636215376 +>>636213371 +I think we are nearly at the point where Millenials are accepting of that stuff. Once you hit late 30's you stop giving a shit about what's cringe and not and just enjoy what you enjoy +--- 636215460 +>>636215062 +Rock Band +--- 636215650 +>>636214005 +>that version of Bring me to Life +--- 636215954 +>>636214897 +It was the original version of the song that Amy Lee had written herself but people related to publishing the album forced her to change it by adding male vocals and different instruments just to appeal more to the mainstream. I don't know if she ever said this publicly but it's rather obvious that she was pretty angry with it. The og version fits the feel and sound of the album way better and it's just a great song overall. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMlS8b6Jnsc [Embed] +--- 636216042 +>>636203130 +>that eye colour +>that bonne structure +i coom +--- 636216397 +>>636201504 (OP) +>what would be a cool metal album cover +>how bout some fat whore's face? +brilliant +--- 636216460 +>>636208602 +Like with all genres theres some undeniably good shit in numetal. I'm tired of pretending Fallen, Hybrid Theory, Deftones in general, and Follow the Leader arent great. +--- 636216598 +>>636215062 +This record slaps so fucking hard +--- 636216650 +games for this album's feel + +i can not leave 1998 mentally +--- 636216749 +>>636213828 +Hey wait a minute, that's Big Moe. +--- 636216776 +>>636209648 +Just watch Texhnolyze instead. +--- 636216965 +Games for this feel? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2NXAZqJ0-Y [Embed] +--- 636217026 +>>636201783 +Hyperbased and utterly gothic operapilled +--- 636217204 +>>636215954 +Hell naw. The studio absolutely made the song much better. The release version is way more polished. Don't get me wrong I like that OG version. It's cute, and interesting to listen to as afan of the sound of that album, but this is a prime example of production and mixing being absolutely essential aspects of creating music. +--- 636217270 +>>636201783 +I'm reading the novels of this rn +--- 636217342 +>>636201504 (OP) +>and yes, I am a massive faggot +and with good cause +--- 636217380 +>>636205119 +/k/ has some good ones too. Mostly Stalker/Fallout/Metro shit. + +Side note: I have weirdly noticed that every board I've been to universally loves Stargate lmao +--- 636217454 +>>636213371 +I wish I could go back and the worst things in the world were stigmas about if I liked Sum 41 or LP. Nowadays everythings a mirror into the real world, post ironic, social media dominated hellhole of trends and SFM porn. +--- 636217468 +>>636216965 +Def Jam, although I forget if Xzibit is in it or not, the album deffo fits +--- 636217496 +>>636210018 +>>>>He listens to Slipknot +--- 636217520 +I listen to that album every few months OP. It's good. +--- 636217640 +>>636210018 +>Talks shit about Evanescence +>Post Slipknot +Kek. The absolute fucking state. +--- 636217686 +What is the St. Anger of video games? +--- 636217756 +>>636217686 +Dark Souls 2 +--- 636217770 +>>636217468 +Oh yeah, I remember playing the SHIT out of Def Jam: Fight for NY with my friends and brother as teenagers. The different fighting styles gave it so much depth. +--- 636217835 +>>636203130 +Evanescence weren't emo, they were nu-metal/goth metal. +--- 636217936 +>>636217686 +You see people go on about how overrated The Beatles were, but these fags are ten times worse +--- 636218023 +>>636217835 +Did you even read his post you fucking illiterate mouth breather? +--- 636218078 +>>636201504 (OP) +Good stuff that everyone memes to oblivion and refuses to admit they like because it's gotten too popular? +Call of Duty. +--- 636218121 +>>636201504 (OP) +Goldeneye 64 with DK mode on, coz that bitch got a fat head +--- 636218139 +>>636217204 +(You) are so funny man. Ever heard of a place known as Reddit or /gayironic14yearoldsfromdiscord/? I think (You) will be very popular there. +--- 636218210 +>>636201504 (OP) +V:TM +Legacy of Kain +--- 636218308 +>>636204828 +Some overly pretentious shit, like undertale. +--- 636218326 +>>636217936 +Most of their non-McCartney songs are dogwater, except for While My Guitar Gently Weeps. +--- 636218374 +>>636203130 +That is a very content looking basedjak on her shirt. +--- 636218381 +>>636218139 +It is what it is, man. Accept it or not. +--- 636218595 +>>636218023 +I read it and I disagreed with it. Evanescence were nu-metal/goth metal and that's that. Fuck that other anon's "things are defined by majority opinion so if most people say evanescence were a German Reggae band then that's what they were" bullshit. +--- 636218618 +>>636218078 +>Good stuff that everyone memes to oblivion and refuses to admit they like because it's gotten too popular? +Fucking bingo +--- 636218743 +>>636210018 +>Slipknot +Gayer than Limp Bizkit. +--- 636218746 +>>636218381 +Accept (You) being an ironic 14 year old from discord? I already did that the moment I saw your post tho +--- 636218870 +. +--- 636218889 +Metallica is the most overrated trash band to ever metal +--- 636219041 +>>636218889 +metalheads are the vegans of the music world +--- 636219083 +>>636201504 (OP) +Amy Lee of Evanescence is one of the best to ever do it and she wrote a whole album with Zelda themes and imagery. +--- 636219085 +No one seriously still likes Linkin Park or fucking DragonForce right? +--- 636219156 +>>636218746 +--- 636219169 +Game for this feel? +--- 636219201 +What is the Rust in peace of gaming? +--- 636219234 +>>636219085 +Never liked Dragonforce. +Still like Linkin Park and have been for the last 17 years since I was 15 +--- 636219263 +>>636219085 +If you thought you liked them in the past but don't like them anymore then that's fucking cringe, anon. Shows you were probably just copying some cooler kids by pretending to enjoy the same music as them. That's real dork kid shit. +--- 636219268 +>>636215954 +This is a good opinion. +>>636217204 +Shut the fuck up. Polish is fine, like my sausage, but changing it was lame. +--- 636219282 +>>636219201 +red alert +--- 636219289 +>>636211473 +Machine Gun Kelly was doing retarded pop punk recently, there's an audience for 2000s pop music now so go right ahead +--- 636219414 +>>636219085 +Linkin Park is pure edgekino up until Minutes to Midnight (somewhat inclusive). I don't know a single song of theirs released after that. +--- 636219439 +>>636219169 +Crazy Taxi +--- 636219449 +>>636219263 +I used to like Coldplay for a while because a girl i liked liked them. +I regret everything. +--- 636219538 +>>636219449 +It was 2006, everyone kinda liked Coldplay. You're fine. +--- 636219576 +>>636219414 +I liked Meteora and Hybrid Theory, and Live in Texas was surprisingly good. Couldn't get into anything else they put out. +--- 636219640 +>>636201504 (OP) +>and yes, I am a massive faggot +yoshi's island is pretty good +--- 636219679 +dfs +--- 636219753 +>>636219414 +I don't which is which, but everything they made until around 2005-7 was kino. Never listened to the new stuff. +That was THE "this is so me" band for tennagers at that era who weren't metalheads but weren't into MCR. +--- 636219949 +>>636201810 +like, i get what you mean +but music of bloodrayne's menu was based as hell + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PXpxHzts [Embed] +--- 636220018 +Oh, yeah, btw, Gears. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kgcpZX42w [Embed] +--- 636220025 +ISOLATED +--- 636220191 +>>636210614 +this one hurts so fucking much. how is this possible? +--- 636220196 +>>636219753 +>until around 2005-7 +That's pretty much how I've described it, Minutes to Midnight was 2007 and when they started shifting away from nu-metal with stuff like Shadow of The Day and Leave Out All the Rest that were still really good. +--- 636220296 +You faggots kept shoving this trash in your Youtube videos so much that vidya + linkin park threads were a thing. +--- 636220318 +A lot of posts in this thread really shows how /mu/ fags are genuinely the most fucking insufferable faggots on this entire website and they radioactively ruin every thread that they appear in. They are like a super cringy, edgy, and elitist middle-aged man in a trenchcoat and fedora whose life revolves around going to public places and yelling about how superior their taste is in thing X or Y compared to other people who don't have objective tastes like them despite the fact that most of those people don't give a fuck and just find them really annoying and obnoxious. The worst part is that people from /mu/ genuinely believe that they are cool despite being a bunch of fat losers who spend hours building their egos by sitting in front of the computer screen. There's a reason why /mu/ itself is a dying shithole and why remaining elitist /mu/ fags are so hated on every other board despite them being a minority. +--- 636220518 +>>636219268 +I suspect you're under the impression that any type of changes to an original vision somehow taints it, or something like that. I don't understand that point of view. There's nothing wrong with getting to a final version of a track through a collaborative process, and sometimes the original author is wrong about what the best artistic choices are for the track in question. In fact, 99.9% of the tracks you like are a result of this in some form or the other. + +Fact of the matter is that the final version of the track is just a better song than the original. If you prefer the original because it gives you some type of feeling, that's your thing, but this cult of artistic purity is ridiculous and cringe. +--- 636220538 +I'VE BECOME SO NNNUUUMMMBBBB +CAN I GET A ENCORE, DO YOU WANT MORE +--- 636220605 +>>636220191 +Covid years were timeskipped +--- 636220646 +>>636220518 +>I suspect you're under the impression that any type of changes to an original vision somehow taints it, +No, I think that the male vocals were a gay addition. +>final version of the track is just a better song than the original +You say that because of how you mention the mixing and polish, which is great. But the addition of the male vocals is gay. +--- 636220654 +>>636220318 +Is this a /mu/ pasta or was it adopted? +--- 636220697 +>>636220605 +Staying at home and not getting called a no life loser was kind of a nice change though. +--- 636220761 +>>636217686 +>>636217756 +>I like both +What is wrong with me, bros? +--- 636220789 +>>636220646 +k +--- 636220809 +Considering how dreck western horror games usually are i have to say this one was pretty good, also that intro music is literally as early 2000s as it can get +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfNlWOiZDuA [Embed] +--- 636220812 +>>636201504 (OP) +>and yes, I am a massive faggot +No you're not. You have great taste! +--- 636220853 +>>636220812 +in dick, yes +--- 636220905 +>>636220538 +For me it's Session +--- 636220960 +>unironic linkin park fans on /v/ +--- 636220970 +>>636220761 +Nothing. If you enjoy those things, good for you. Sucks to be us and not be able to enjoy them as well. + +Captcha: MVP 2x +--- 636221034 +>>636220960 +go away, zoomie +--- 636221065 +>>636220905 +based knower +--- 636221102 +>>636220960 +Let's be honest, compared to popular music of the now Linkin Park isn't that bad, it is at least listenable. +--- 636221112 +>>636220518 +What is it about people from /mu/ like you and writing entire paragraphs of something that could have been said in one short sentence? Or writing long posts that say next to nothing in general? +--- 636221123 +>>636218326 +Yea and Metallica has nothing worthwhile +--- 636221162 +>>636220960 +Hey, I memed about LP as much as the next anon, but I still grew up on their music and still like their sound today. +--- 636221175 +>>636221112 +I don't go on /mu/ though +--- 636221210 +>>636202771 +>tfw still make AMVs +It’s hard work but someone’s gotta do it +--- 636221215 +>>636218889 +100% and fuck Stranger things for bringing them back. Although my in my shithole of a country, they sadly never left +--- 636221252 +>>636218870 +OOOOOOOOOOOOOH WAH AH AH AH +--- 636221347 +>>636203130 +Someone photoshop haha funny estrogen drink cartoon characters onto her shirt +--- 636221353 +>>636220960 +As I've aged I've become far more tolerant of anything that doesn't sound like someone doped themselves on horse tranquilisers and started mumbling +--- 636221373 +>>636219576 +man i loved meteora, i remember downloading the album that came out after and fucking hated it, woulda been like '06 or 7 +--- 636221379 +>>636220538 +Numb is the worst song of that era, mainly because of how overplayed it was +--- 636221408 +>>636221034 +>he thinks old /v/ liked linkin park +--- 636221454 +>>636221353 +> someone doped themselves on horse tranquilisers and started mumbling +What about the classic though? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E [Embed] +--- 636221468 +>>636220789 +Yeah, that's right, back down faggot. +--- 636221498 +>>636221408 +I'm old /v/. I like Linkin park, but only their old stuff, you know the one old /v/ would've listened to. +--- 636221516 +Early 2000s Eidos Games +--- 636221520 +Chris chan ruined this song for me +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg [Embed] +--- 636221631 +>>636201504 (OP) +--- 636221660 +>>636212880 +He means the new zoomers, not the pre-2010 ones. +--- 636221662 +What is considered "good" modern music that zoomers like? +I'm completely out of the loop +--- 636221701 +>Ironic zoomers from /mu/ shitting on music that they didn't even listen to and people who like it for #7867934876 time +>The thread +--- 636221760 +>>636219085 +>hating on DragonForce +what are you? a boring business man in a suit? +--- 636221792 +>>636209916 +Very based. The problem with hating the beatles is that they have so many different songs to choose from, so if you just listen to one of their "greatest hits" albums you're bound to find songs you enjoy. You'd have to have something wrong with your ears to genuinely hate their music. +--- 636221812 +Millennial music >>> Zoomer music +--- 636221913 +>>636221812 +Wrong. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE [Embed] +--- 636221929 +>>636221812 +Yes, even hip hop was objectively better then. +--- 636221948 +>>636221210 +>tfw watched so many fucking Bleach AMV's during early youtube + +I didn't realize how good I had it. I enjoyed the ipod AMV edits. +--- 636222030 +>>636221913 +It's like someone trying to copy Lonely island but fails miserably. +--- 636222032 +>>636221662 +Does it have to be modern? And do zoomers have to like it? Do you say "good" in quotations because you mean to say zoomers like trash but they consider it good? +--- 636222052 +>>636201504 (OP) +Yes, anon. You are a very big faggot for liking an objectively good gothic metal album disliked by people who never even listened to it. +--- 636222168 +>>636222032 +Yes it has to be new because I'm semi familiar with old bands but have no idea about anything new. +Yes, they have to like it. +And "good" as in what is considered the most popular or liked by the most amount of people. +Can be good as in actual quality too +--- 636222401 +>>636201504 (OP) +--- 636222429 +>>636221662 +Imagine Dragons. Mostly garbage, but they can crap out a really catchy tune or two every few years. +--- 636222450 +>>636221812 +the decline of record sales is why modern music is dogshit +--- 636222498 +>>636222450 +Or is it the other way around? +--- 636222512 +>>636201504 (OP) +Odins Sphere +--- 636222814 +>be 31yo +>unironically still watches AMVs +--- 636222893 +>>636222168 +How would I know what zoomers like? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l5YOplmlio [Embed] +--- 636222963 +>>636218870 +I prefer Ten Thousand Fists +--- 636223038 +for this feel +--- 636223121 +this edgy 2000's music is cool, fun and reminds me of simpler times. +--- 636223291 +>>636223121 +I STAND ALONE +INSIDE I +STAND ALONE +--- 636223308 +>>636222814 +Based, post favorites. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu23LFo4qzA [Embed] +--- 636223337 +What is the Oingo Boingo of vidya? +--- 636223397 +>>636209648 +I enjoyed it. It's a pretty comfy show that comes together nicely at the end. +--- 636223508 +>>636210018 +>not Surfacing +Can you fags even into rage? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq-zaD1poAE [Embed] +--- 636223550 +>>636223337 +ONLY A LAD +--- 636223623 +>>636223550 +YOU REALLY CANT BLAME HIM +--- 636223662 +>>636211473 +As long as it sounds cool then that's pretty based, anon. I'd kill for a dope ass female lead who can sing and shriek like a raging banshee. + +The bitch from Flyleaf comes to mind: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MakhqPPxwwY [Embed] +--- 636223673 +>>636204828 +It's okay to leave a dog in a hot car: the game. +--- 636223758 +>>636223308 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7xbrdqq3Vg [Embed] +--- 636223767 +How has no one said hatred lmao. Even the cover art has the same cringe kino vibes +--- 636223893 +>>636223291 +WW doesn't really count as edgy tho. The game is just grim and kind of melancholic for the most part. After the bombastic beginning with all the cleavage and swearing, the game just devolves into running around the island and solving puzzles. The advertising for it is more edgy than the game itself desu. +--- 636223983 +GAMES WITH THIS ALBUM’S FEEL? +--- 636224000 +>>636211737 +>If you have people interested +Why this hurts so much +I have an easier time leading and organizing WoW raids then bands +--- 636224112 +>>636223662 +>flyleaf +Holy shit I never listened to them except for like 2 songs like 15 years ago but I instantly recognized the voice. It was "all around me" and "fully alive". +--- 636224171 +>>636223623 +It's not his fault that he can't behave, +Society made him go astray. + +Perhaps if we're nice he'll go away, +Perhaps he'll go away, +--- 636224254 +>>636210018 +Isn’t this a picture of mushroomhead +--- 636224263 +>>636222963 +Everyone does. The Sickness and Ten Thousand Fists were the only albums that put out songs anyone wanted to hear. +--- 636224264 +>>636224171 +Ultra Despair Girls is the Only A Lad of vidya +--- 636224310 +>>636223983 +more like off the tram +--- 636224320 +>open video +>FLOOOOOOOOOOR +>close video +--- 636224404 +Who is the Avril Lavigne of zoomers? +--- 636224409 +>>636223983 +greatest album ever made, literally peak music and better than thriller +--- 636224474 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +My +--- 636224493 +>>636224112 +Her voice is goddamn amazing. I'm surprised she didn't get used more often in other bands. +--- 636224527 +>>636224320 +>open video +>guitar sounds +>HOLY THUNDERFORCE +>it's a DMC3 combo video +>don't close it because it's awesome +--- 636224582 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +wife +--- 636224679 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +is +--- 636224692 +>>636224404 +Girl music we all secretly like? +--- 636224741 +>>636224692 +I guess it would be k-pop band then? +--- 636224746 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +so +--- 636224747 +>>636224493 +Lacey Sturm has done a solo project and did some gay acoustic thing with her husband. +--- 636224804 +>>636224746 +Dead, watch the anime +--- 636224824 +What's the Drowning Pool's "Bodies" of vidya? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqWzn3pKAz8 [Embed] +--- 636224831 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +incredibly +--- 636224879 +>>636224692 +Was Avril really that much worse than any of the other punk bands of her time? +--- 636224884 +>>636224409 +true +--- 636224913 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +cute +--- 636224947 +>>636223983 +>tfw I never got to see him live +Fuck. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqLpko9Gprs [Embed] +--- 636224959 +>>636201504 (OP) +--- 636224976 +>>636224747 +>Height +>4'11" + +OH +MY +--- 636224983 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +sexy +--- 636225040 +>>636224741 +I'm glad kpop seems to be stuck in the 2000s pop era. +--- 636225081 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +as +--- 636225087 +>>636223308 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO-y6jCjZ5Y&ab_channel=salamand3r [Embed] +--- 636225149 +>Sweet Revenge was 19 years ago +--- 636225184 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +hell +--- 636225231 +>>636202236 +spot on +--- 636225258 +>>636224879 +She was insanely pretty, had a nice voice, and had shamelessly cringe lyrics that embodied that popular emo/punk aesthetic of the 2000s. She was absolutely perfect for marketing to young women. +--- 636225286 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +intelligent +--- 636225339 +>>636224741 +PSY is the only good kpop artist +--- 636225343 +>>636201504 (OP) +I saw them live recently (they opened for Muse, I wasnt there for them), that lady sure can belt it out for 40+. I dont particularly like their music to much but I could still recognize the talent. +--- 636225368 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +caring +--- 636225374 +>>636225184 +Never knew Amy Lee was that stacked +--- 636225382 +>>636224983 +>>636225081 +>>636225184 +Is this avatarfagging already or still just general spam/flood? +--- 636225416 +>>636225343 +>I dont particularly like their music to much but I could still recognize the talent +I'm the same with Aurora +--- 636225452 +>make a show about Amy Lee hunting sci-fi werewolves +>abandon the premise after just two episodes +>fill half the only season with disney and jeopardy +>end it with DBZ and Wall-E +Why did they do it? +--- 636225459 +>>636215954 +I hate to break it to you, bud, but this version is mixed terribly. The bass is way too forward and the rest sounds hollow. It also sounds like a pseudo-EDM remix you'd hear in the Underworld 3 soundtrack. It's 100% carried by her beautiful voice and the vocal composition. +Sometimes the studio knows best. +--- 636225463 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +sweet +--- 636225491 +>>636225382 +Bruh, it's Re-L Mayer. +--- 636225501 +>>636219169 +tony hawk pro skater +--- 636225506 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVBUdPR2vzI [Embed] +Vidyas for this feel? +--- 636225561 +>>636225258 +Personally I don't remember chicks listening to her. I remember Blink 182 being the go-to punk band for teenage girls in the late 90s-early 00s. +--- 636225567 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +and +--- 636225620 +Code Vein. +They play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQtCJ2r1Qnw [Embed] in the hub +--- 636225674 +>>636206971 +>>636209402 +p e r f e c t +--- 636225704 +>>636225620 +I looked up other music from these guys after Code Vein. I was severely disappointed. +--- 636225740 +>>636225506 +Gorillaz: Final Drive +--- 636225778 +>>636224527 +Fuck I LOVED that goddamn song back when I first heard it. Someone made a really shitty FFVII: Advent Children AMV using that song way back in the day and wouldn't stop listening to that fucking song. Would routinely fantasize about how awesome it would be to perform it live. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYzYo-XJfUI [Embed] +--- 636225817 +>>636225452 +Wall-E = Vincent +Eva = Re-L +Pino = The Cockroach +lmao it all makes sense +--- 636225872 +>>636207257 +Did you actually ever even play Bloodlines? +--- 636225915 +>>636225561 +Younger shut-in girls (i.e. modern KPOP audience) went nuts for her. I think my sister and her friends were like 10 years old when they were into it. +--- 636225934 +>>636225674 +Based Re-L Enjoyer +--- 636225941 +I watched Ergo Proxy, but don't remember anything about it. +--- 636226216 +>>636225941 +It's time for a rewatch, big boy! +--- 636226308 +>>636207257 +Yeah, I'm thinking VTMB is more like this +--- 636226312 +>>636225872 +Yes. Is the moody ambient nearly everywhere aboveground like nu-metal? Or is the track at the bar? Or the track at VV's club? Or one at the Asp Hole? +--- 636226437 +>>636225941 +It sucked, Texhnolyze was better +--- 636226457 +Vidya? Runescape Falador Massacre excluded +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdhXxxWREo [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEERFBI9eCg [Embed] +--- 636226507 +>>636225674 +I can't decide if Vincent was the most unlucky tragic MC in the history of fiction or the luckiest motherfucker in the history of anything. +--- 636226657 +>>636226437 +Kek, Texhnolyze didn't get interesting until episode 12. MC not speaking for a couple of episodes is a weird as fuck decision. I'll give kudos with that ending though. Shit was bleak. +--- 636226703 +>>636226437 +Oh hi Digibro! I didn't know (You) posted on /v/ of all places nowadays. Anyway. How's your boyfriend doing? Any plans for a new album? +--- 636226719 +>>636226507 +>flying demon space man +>also gets love from the sexiest chick on Earth +Went better than expected +--- 636226796 +>>636226703 +Who? +--- 636226801 +>>636226312 +Anon, not a single other person is failing to understand that the OP is about emotions, vibes, and tone rather than music within a game being similar. +--- 636226832 +>>636226437 +I like both famupai +--- 636226887 +>>636226703 +Man, as soon as he got a GF and went full weedlmao his videos were instant garbage. +--- 636226958 +>>636201504 (OP) +Metal Hellsinger +--- 636226998 +>>636226801 +What place in the game has the same tone? You have played it too, right? Just name them. +--- 636227073 +I know that I don't even need to protect her smile but I still want to anyway +--- 636227096 +>>636204580 +Then explain why Open Door is the better album? +--- 636227137 +Pretty sure Ergo Proxy played a big role in inspiring the Neo-Renaissance aesthetics in Deus Ex Human Revolution +--- 636227202 +>>636226796 +>Not knowing who Digibro is +Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert Zoomer alert +--- 636227213 +>>636210706 +Star Citizen + +When is this fucking guy putting out Time 2? +--- 636227283 +Was it autism? +--- 636227317 +>>636201694 +A lot of these forms turned out to be official later +--- 636227330 +>>636227202 +>eceleb shit +Trying too hard to fit in zoomie +--- 636227396 +>>636224692 +I actually really like Complicated. If it plays in public, I'll roll my eyes, but on the inside, I'm singing it by heart. +--- 636227512 +>>636227202 +>been here since 2009 +>have no idea who the fuck Digibro is +Anon, pls. +--- 636227528 +>>636223767 +That game is honestly really mediocre and also not reeally what this thread is about. Hatred is more Deathcore, all angry, all the time with a smear of satire on top. The Antagonist (That's Not Importants actual name in game) doesn't really have any time for feeling sad, he just feels cold hate for everything in a ridiculous manner. If you want an actually good sad edge game, the mod for Postal 2 Eternal Damnation is what you want. +--- 636227624 +How come pic related is still the only goth rock band that isn't completely embarrassing? +--- 636227751 +>>636227624 +They look like they all kiss each other before concerts +--- 636227892 +>>636224824 +Shadow The Hedgehog +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS6S_vKa-b0&ab_channel=LearntheLore [Embed] +--- 636227929 +>>636227751 +And do some serious anal acrobats after the concerts. I would know. +--- 636227962 +>>636227624 +not goth, they're mallgoth +--- 636228028 +What's the /v/eredict? +>inb4 shit sux +You niggers have been saying the same thing every new album since literally 1984. +--- 636228061 +>>636211473 +Do it. Wargasm are a 2000s metal throwback band and they're fucking good. +--- 636228081 +Sex with Re-L +--- 636228141 +>>636201504 (OP) +--- 636228212 +>>636228028 +Metal Mausu +--- 636228230 +What's the video game equivalent, /v/? +--- 636228253 +>>636228081 +/thread +--- 636228357 +>>636228028 +I love it. Not a single skippable track. +--- 636228518 +>>636228357 +MISERYYYYY +SHE NEEDS ME +--- 636228678 +>>636228518 +--- 636228893 +I exclusively listen only to Linkin Park and Korn. +--- 636228989 +>>636209798 +>listening to LP while PvPing in early WoW +How did the time fly by... +--- 636229054 +>>636228678 +>>636228518 +WAKE ME +CAUGHT IN THE SPELL I’M DREAMIIIING +--- 636229143 +>>636226998 +Thin Bloods on the beach. +--- 636229376 +>>636228893 +What happened to the anon who only listened to that one LP song? Not that they only listened to one song by LP, but it was literally the only song they listened to at all. What song was it? +--- 636229473 +>>636227624 +If TON counts then Paradise Lost counts and fuck you if you don't fuck with Paradise Lost. + +https://youtu.be/Yoy1UNRABQ8 [Embed] +--- 636229492 +>>636229376 +In the end +--- 636229572 +>>636229376 +In The End, and they had something like 38,000 plays while listening to it in the screenshot. +--- 636229680 +>>636229143 +Okay, I guess that one might fit. Which track do you suggest? +--- 636229781 +>>636226887 +Digibro got fucked over harder than any other member in PCP it's not even funny. He was always intelligent but also really autistic and depressed because of his parents and if he didn't have so many cool brothers, friends, and later success in his YouTube career he would have probably gone insane. Despite his elitism and ego he was still great and making really cool, funny, and informative videos like no other anituber. When he got a girlfriend and started doing more projects with other PCP members, making money, and going on podcasts (You) would think that he was on a straight line to the ideal life and living his dream, but then BAM his girlfriend goes full fucking retard by forcing him to troon out, she abandons him afterward (and lies about the details in her vlog), Digibro is getting his reputation destroyed on social media after admitting in being a lolicon on Dick Masterson's podcast and deleting all of his videos on his main channel because he wanted to "start anew as a new person". Watching his house tour video from 2014 to then the second one from 2019 when all PCP members left, was like watching the worst ending in the Yoko Taro game. His departure from BestGuyEver and their weekly review channel killed his reputation for good. I genuinely feel sorry for the guy. +--- 636229783 +>>636229492 +>>636229572 +How does that song go again? +--- 636229871 +>>636221660 +Generation Gamma +--- 636230042 +>>636207168 +chad +--- 636230162 +>>636229781 +>fat autistic retard is fat autistic retard +many such cases +--- 636230441 +>>636228061 +Goddamn, they nailed the look. Dude even looks like that one actor from the early 2000s who was always playing a stoner in horror films. +--- 636230548 +>>636228518 +That's where that song is from? +--- 636230676 +>>636223308 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHZqxecCukg [Embed] Princess Tutu is such a good anime, man. The second half blows the first half out of the water by a country mile. +--- 636230734 +>>636228081 +And you don't seem to understaaaa~~~aaaand +--- 636230751 +>>636230548 +https://youtu.be/nusha8VOYVY [Embed] +--- 636230767 +>>636217686 +John Romero's Daikatana +--- 636230793 +>>636230734 +Wrong show but you're referring to the better one. +--- 636231062 +>Texhnolyze +>Ergo Proxy +any other anime for this feel? togainu no chi was okay but pretty eh +--- 636231170 +>>636230162 +a fat autistic retard with a 200 IQ, a great sense of humor, a ton of money, a giant family mansion, millions of views, dedicated subscribers, a cute gf, and a fantastic group of friends. shame how everything went out in the end tho +--- 636231317 +>>636230751 +I don't like it very much tbhq +--- 636231358 +>>636231062 +Witch Hunter Robin +Boogiepop Phantom +Serial Experiment Lain +--- 636231436 +>>636227512 +Lurk moar +--- 636231467 +>>636224692 +Hillary Duff - Come Clean +--- 636231482 +>>636231317 +Try not being a miserable faggot +--- 636231545 +>>636226507 +I wish the studio that remade all of the action scenes for the Bluray edition actually remade that kiss scene. The fact that Re-L didn't kiss Vincent honestly just to express her feelings at the end was also really disappointing. I loved their chemistry and the way they developed and learned from each other thanks to them being total opposites but it really felt like the final act in their development and relationship was kind of just missing. The final act of the series felt rushed as fuck in general. +--- 636231643 +>>636227624 +When did Tommy start a band? +--- 636231664 +>>636224263 +Believe is a solid sophomore album and has several great tracks. +--- 636231693 +>>636231482 +Eh, me being miserable has nothing to do with it. Just a boring repetitive opening riff into Hetfield’s inharmonious harping. Are there any better songs on the album? +--- 636231787 +>>636231664 +SPOONFEED EXAMPLES NOW SENPAI +--- 636231814 +Othercide is the 2000s condensed into one edgekino +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJSb78LrYwQ&ab_channel=BadreQuest [Embed] +--- 636231931 +>>636217270 +Are they any good, anon? +--- 636232128 +>>636231787 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BseYqdUulY [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIAp-ehzmxI [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNaTPCv05RI [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtZguxf0uo [Embed] +--- 636232274 +>>636232128 +>>636231787 +These sound bitcrushed as hell and it's because youtube clips out the highs on the audio. The sound is more robust off the actual album. +--- 636232350 +>>636231545 +>remade all of the action scenes for the Bluray +>remade +was it actually necessary? +--- 636232415 +i think you're alright op +--- 636232475 +For me, it's Lacuna Coil. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOuxOUYycoU [Embed] +--- 636232531 +>>636228028 +Very good, James finest vocals since Load + +But it is bested by pic rel +--- 636232570 +>>636231693 +Listen to the whole 12 songs nigger, or don’t, since you fags always say everything new sucks anyways +--- 636232715 +>>636232531 +>Fires his bassist because he was jacking off to a perfectly legal 18 year old +>No warning, no second chances +Now that he’s healthy I can say it again, man, fuck Dave Mustaine +--- 636233227 +>>636201504 (OP) +This is the 2000's, but it makes me miss the girls of the 90s when fucking them in the woods on THAT mattress after pulling down them JNCO jeans. Everything you needed to learn about sex was through the scribbled Spice channel. +--- 636233370 +>>636228028 +If Darkness Had a Son is alright. +--- 636233589 +fucking love these threads man +--- 636234064 +how is death note still king after all these years? diff --git a/v/636202110.txt b/v/636202110.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9fd6ce047a813cdd4e5f29ab62aaa0309cd579bb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636202110.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1186 @@ +----- +--- 636202110 +Old /v/ from the 2000's blamed the death of FPS on CoD and Halo because apparently to them it was the first games to really utilize regenerating health/shields and auto aim. Was old /v/ right? Or just out of touch? +--- 636202467 +>>636202110 (OP) +OP I know you have been in your cave for a long while but everyone that played CE as a child is at his fucking 30's right now +--- 636202606 +That's not why zoomie +--- 636202661 +>>636202467 +its just an Alf thread he spends all day every day making this thread. +--- 636202668 +Halo has +>great shooting balance with dynamic between plasma and ballistic +>great enemy variety with different tactics need to beat each one +>GOAT level design which is also beautiful but not required +>great overarching background lore +>great plot in general +>great protaganist and even better when Arbiter is brought in +It's literally just seething arena shooter fags mad Halo multiplayer got more popular than their game. Especially with image related for a 20+ year old series. +--- 636202809 +>>636202668 +>It's literally just seething arena shooter fags mad Halo multiplayer got more popular than their game +/thread +--- 636202912 +>>636202467 +I'm completely aware of how old CE is I'm not stupid. +--- 636202983 +>>636202110 (OP) +They were retarded then and they're still retarded now. Quakefaggots deserve the rope for being the single most obnoxious fanbase on this entire site. Anyone with any actual experience in video games knows that Arena shooters didn't just disappear off the face of the earth because of Halo. +Arenaniggers conveniently ignore that other shooters such as the original Medal of Honor and Goldeneye existed before Halo and series such as Unreal were still going strong even after Halo's release. Halo is and always was a scapegoat. +Halo 1 is older than most of the faggots on this site now anyway +--- 636202984 +/v/ was ALWAYS contrarian and hated whatever was popular at the time + +NEVER take their opinions seriously +--- 636203140 +>>636202984 +This. So much this. +--- 636203324 +>>636202984 +I always found a good rule of thumb for this shithole was to listen to common recommendations, and research yourself what is generally hated. +--- 636203540 +Alright. I'm going to say something controversial, because FUCK IT you know? +I like the 2 weapon limit. +1. It adds a touch of realism. The weapons you carry are literally on your back or in your hands at all times. "Simulation" isn't the right word, but it definitely does feel a bit more like playing as a Spartan is believable somehow, compared to the typical Arena shooter "carrying 9 guns" thing. +2. Adds a real tactical element to multiplayer and campaign gameplay. You've got to think just a bit more about what you want to carry and why. If Halo were like other shooters, you'd just whip out your rocket when you come across a tank, whip out your sniper in a ranged standoff, etc. etc. but with the weapon limit you need to be thinking just that little bit more about what to carry and why. +I also like weapon durability in Breath of the Wild. +--- 636203676 +Halo did nothing wrong. +--- 636203718 +>>636203540 +The two weapon limit isn't inherently bad, assuming the game is designed and balanced around said limit. +--- 636203761 +>>636202809 +pretty much, and now halofags have been seething at cawadooty/BRs for a decade now +--- 636203891 +>>636203718 +The vaguely simulation aspect of it I think is what I really like about it. Halo CE doesn't look realistic, graphically, but it's somehow got this believability to it. +Maybe it just is actually a good super-soldier simulator idk. +--- 636203903 +>>636202110 (OP) +They were casual as fuck back then but modern /v/ is pretty much raised on casual games so this shit is essentially normal by modern standards. +--- 636203909 +>>636203676 +Halo was the first game that introduced aim assist and bullet magnetism, if I remember correctly. So it definitely did something wrong. +--- 636204028 +>>636203909 +Fucking Goldeneye dude. +--- 636204076 +>>636202984 +Well one of the things most Halofags forget(Because most of them are 3babs who were barely conscious in 2007) is that back in the day you couldn't escape Halo it was everywhere and in front of everything. G4, IGN fucking everyone was always promoting Halo. lots of top 10 lists and article after article, promotion material and even in the god damn 7/11 you had Halo slapped on shit. +Now I enjoy me some Halo(over 1.5k hours in MCC) and anyone who blames Halo for the death of FPS's is a fucking retard but there was more to Halo hate than its popular. It was just frustrating to have it in your face all the time. Also a lot Euro's never touched Halo they will claim it was because "le superior taste" but the truth is that Microsoft didn't really advertise the Xbox outside The Anglosphere, South America(which is why so many spics love Halo) and Japan(which is a market they failed to break into) +--- 636204087 +>>636203909 +Define Aim assist anon because technically games like Doom already had a form of Aim assist well before halo even existed +--- 636204091 +>>636204028 +Yeah true Halo popularized it and made it easier to aim way more than Goldeneye ever did +--- 636204257 +>>636204091 +Goldeneye literally aims for you at normal combat range +--- 636204352 +>>636204087 +>Define Aim assist +Slowing down sensitivity + soft-locking. See this video. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0xFJ-uf4k [Embed] +--- 636204369 +>>636204257 +I think it doesn't count because N64 had garbage shooting controls. At least with the Xbox you had 2 analog sticks to aim and strafe with +--- 636204560 +>>636202110 (OP) +>Cracked +>dot +>com +>Photoshop +>contest +LMAO +--- 636204589 +hate using this quote because I usually disagree with him, but it sums up this bullshit perfectly +--- 636204641 +>>636204369 +While true, remember that dual analogue was still a relatively new and unproven feature by the time Halo 1 released, Alien Resurrection was the first FPS I can think of that utilized it and it came out only about a year before Halo 1 did +The truth is that consoles suck for playing FPS but you don't know any better when you're just a kid +--- 636204668 +>>636204589 +Literally this!!!! THIS!!!!! +--- 636204718 +>>636204589 +holy based +--- 636204816 +>>636204668 +He's right though you gigantic faggot. You niggers wanted arena shooters but never supported any of the ones that released. Now it's a dead sub-genre with an extremely low chance of ever returning to relevancy. You only have yourselves to blame. +--- 636204830 +>>636204589 +The problem at the time when he wrote that, was that everyone was fed up with "here is an arena shooter, but it's 80% like a copy/pasted Quake, but the last 20% makes the game bad and not worth playing". +--- 636204848 +>>636202467 +>OP I know you have been in your cave for a long while but everyone that played CE as a child is at his fucking 30's right now +I'm someone in my 30s who played Halo when it released and thought it was extremely overrated. I'm assuming pretty much all PC gamers felt the same way at the time, because well, why wouldn't they? +--- 636204856 +>>636204589 +He was actually right in this case + +Arenafps fags are the biggest posers around. They'll bitch and moan all day long about how nobody will play them anymore while pubstomping newbies and then complain why nobody wants to play them anymore +--- 636204862 +>>636204816 +No I agree with him though straight up. On god. +--- 636204964 +>>636204830 +Arenafags let Tribes die +--- 636205229 +>>636204091 +let compare copies of Goldeneye sold to copies of Halo sold +>>636203891 +its not for realism idk how anyone could come to that conclusion Its specifically for gameplay reasons. Bungies previous games Myth and Marathon specifically are inherent to understanding Halos design. Halo didn't pop up in a vacuum, every aspect of Bungies previous games was about stripping back unnecessary elements from games to get the purest form of gameplay they could. Myth for instance stripped all the base building components from its contemporary RTS's and have a game based solely around Micro. Halos 2 weapon limit is design choice 1 it allows the level designer to tailor encounters by knowing what weapons the player will have access to and 2 it forces the player to change up their style of combat and experiment by limiting them. Much of Halos combat is based around encouraging aggressive player behavior such as having a dedicated melee button or dedicated grenade button, having regenerating shields, having enemies that will regen shields if allowed to retreat and etc. +--- 636205251 +In Halo 3, Gravemind, through Combat forms, sometimes pronounces phrase "Melancholia, anger..." which can be treated as a reference to Marathon series. But since Halo series has way too many nods to Marathon's concept of rampancy since the very first game.... what could it mean? +That Gravemind is similar to AIs and hence he is also capable to go into rampant state? We already know he can hijack and brainwash other AIs by pure information exchange, logic plague. + +Or he just saw seeds of rampancy in Cortana, and just taunted Chief? +--- 636205302 +>>636204964 +Tribes died because HiRez are a bunch of retards who wanted to chase the MOBA hype with SMITE. + +And then they killed SMITE by chasing the Overwatch hype with Paladins. +And then they killed Paladins by chasing the Battle Royale hype with Realm Royale. +And then they killed Realm Royale by wanting to make an arcade shooter with Rogue Company. +--- 636205310 +>>636204856 +it's a self created problem in player versus player kind of games, you see it happen in MMOs, Mordhau/Chiv, RTS, even fucking Hearthstone +no one actually likes starting a game, and then finding out that you actually can have fun with it after you have put in 200+ hours (if you have any skill, if you don't lmao get rekt scrub) +--- 636205482 +There is nothing wrong to value arena shooters and halo at the same time. +--- 636205534 +>>636204589 +I played a game called Nexuiz (I think) on the 360 XBLA back in 2014 or so. It was a lot of fun. A great little arena shooter. Tiny playerbase. Middling reviews. I think the game might have been a remake or something. +In fact let me look it up. + +https://youtu.be/xYl02g-w7DY [Embed] + +Ok having looked it up, it's a remake of a Linux Quake mod, according to this review (this review is also really quaint). +Nexuiz on 360 was pretty great, but my interest waned quickly because of the tiny playerbase. +--- 636205575 +>>636202984 +>/v/ was ALWAYS contrarian and hated whatever was popular at the time +It's kinda funny I was a young teenager in the 2000's and I fell for the, "Halo is for casuals" meme and I just went with it. I just wanted to sound more mature than I really am. + +Years later when MCC got ported to PC and now in my 30's I wanted to give Halo a shot and it's a pretty damn good game. Honestly, if I took Halo seriously back then I'd get my ass whooped. Even with all the casual options it's still a pretty damn challenging game. It's fun. +--- 636205643 +>>636205310 +Chiv and Mordhau are perfect cases of the community killing a game in its crib. They were a complete blast to play for that first year they exist, then all the normal players leave and all that remains are metafaggots that abuse mechanics and exploits to win, leading to remaining playerbase leaving and the game becoming a snoozefest of metafags. + +>>636205482 +There isn't, but lets not pretend that Arenafags aren't the biggest group of whiny faggots on the site. I fucking wish I could play UT again like back during it's heyday, but it's dead and gone and will never return +--- 636205783 +>>636205229 +>its not for realism idk how anyone could come to that conclusion Its specifically for gameplay reasons. +Carrying two weapons is more believable than carrying 7-12 or however many there might be in [insert Arena shooter]. Especially since you get the weapon model of the weapon you're not using on your back or on your hip. +You not understanding this as realism is the odd take here. +--- 636205809 +>>636205643 +>but lets not pretend that Arenafags aren't the biggest group of whiny faggots on the site. +Look, I love arena FPS even the rise of Indie boomer shooters like Dusk and HROT but all the arena FPS losers make themselves look so pretentious and it's really sad though. The entire genre is dead and no one wants to play them despite all the dozens of attempts at reinvigorating the genre. I will say this though Quake Champions is pretty good and it's dumb to not support it even if you're a Quake 3 Arena snob. +--- 636205938 +>>636205482 +Halo *is* an arena shooter at its core. Quakefags probably don't like that it's a popular one with the normalfags. +--- 636206024 +>>636205938 +So is CoD, and you're right. But it's not like the "twitch shooter" gameplay where you're moving super fast bunny hopping from one power up to another. +--- 636206079 +>>636205809 +Do people even play Q3A anymore? I genuinely don't know what Arena shooters are even still semi-popular. The only one that's even somewhat close is TF2 and it's hardly an Arena shooter. +--- 636206086 +>>636202110 (OP) +>latch on to stagnant and increasingly niche iterations of the same game mechanics catering to a dwindling PC market because no one has yet to figure out how to make shooters on console work +>get mad when a game manages to blow everyones nips off by making shooters on console work +--- 636206112 +>>636204076 +Most of Europe isn't really into videogames anyway, only a few first world countries are noteworthy in videogames and that is Sweden (strong internet presence in the 90s and early 00s, largest LAN party convention), Germany (ridiculous censorships), UK (a lot of more unique development teams, especially when it comes to space games) and France (movie games or just games focused on presentation rather than gameplay). Europe just gravitates towards time-waster games like MOBAs, Counter-Strike, the occasional arena shooter, Fortnite, PUBG and so on and you're far more likely to run into people in the streets that don't really play games compared to some place like the US where a lot more people had consoles and stuff. My country (Romania) is really weird about it because there is some faux streamer culture where people play AAAs and buy RGB components and post their playthroughs on the internet or stream them but they don't really do anything when it comes to videogames. +>>636204589 +The answer is far simpler; those games barely had any marketing and multiplayer games rely on the idea that there are others to play with. If the server browser has like, 57 players total then obviously people won't want to play because there's such a tiny selection of available options. It's a vicious cycle. Look at Team Fortress 2, it's still going strong at around 10k-20k players (the reported number is very likely not representative of the actual players) because people are secure in the knowledge that when they join the game they have a ton of servers to choose from because it's popular, and the custom content support is great too. Months ago they allowed vscript for maps and it's essentially a slow renaissance for custom content because you can do a lot more things with it more conveniently. +--- 636206230 +>>636206024 +>So is CoD +Eh. This one I debate. I haven't played a lot of CoD, but I think the loadouts is what seperates it from Arena Shooters in my eyes. +Halo has power weapons on the maps and everyone spawns with the same loadout (in the default gametypes). CoD games have some arena-like maps, but in a lot of the later games you can have an objective advantage over other players if you've unlocked better guns. +--- 636206361 +>>636206112 +>it's still going strong at around 10k-20k players (the reported number is very likely not representative of the actual players) +No the Steam number is very much correct, there are absolutely not 80,000 bots playing TF2 at any given time, and the big argument against it is a bad faith one by TF2tuber faggots that have an agenda to make TF2 seem like it's dying and that they need to "save" it without Valves' help +--- 636206696 +>>636206086 +It really is just that simple +--- 636206756 +>>636205783 +>You not understanding this as realism is the odd take here. +I think you are attributing some very clear design decisions to something irrelevant. You are super solider space marine fighting aliens on a giant ringworld I don't really think realism has anything to do with Bungies design choices. Especially when people often attribute the 2 weapon limit to it being on console which is about as likely as "its realistic". Like I said Bungie didn't make Halo in a vacuum they were an experienced studio prior to Halo and Halo's DNA is in their previous games. +>Especially since you get the weapon model of the weapon you're not using on your back or on your hip +That literally didn't have weapon models on your back until Halo 3, so I am just gunna assume your opinion is another "halo 3 was my first halo" opinion and disregard whatever you else you have to say. +--- 636206889 +>>636206361 +I personally counted the amount of players on community servers in two separate occasions and the second time it came off at about 1/20th of the reported active players, there were a ton of empty server. Casual takes some time to find matches too and it vaguely reports the activity via colored bars at each map. +I don't really watch TF2 youtubers. +--- 636206989 +>>636206889 +>empty server +Empty servers, my bad. +--- 636207043 +>>636206112 +>(the reported number is very likely not representative of the actual players +This is cope +--- 636207075 +>>636206889 +>Casual takes some time to find matches too and it vaguely reports the activity via colored bars at each map. +I find matches almost instantly, what region are you? +Also you left out modes such as MVM which still has a large playerbase +--- 636207150 +>>636203324 +Yeah the charts they make for good games usually are very good + +But ya can't just take every negative opinion at face value. Bonus points if a game is referred to as 'goyslop'. It means nothing. +--- 636207336 +>>636203909 +For PC, yes, that's a negative. +For consoles, it was practically essential to get FPS games even playable. The small handful of console FPS's that don't have a degree of aim assist are nearly unplayable. +--- 636207447 +>>636206756 +What a weird brand of autism. Regardless of whatever drivel you're barfing up (honestly I haven't read any of your posts) it's a lot more realistic to carry two weapons than a full arsenal, like in most Arena shooters, and I like that sense of realism. Or believeability. Whatever you want to call it. +--- 636207565 +>>636207043 +I don't get it. +>>636207075 +I know that matchmaking is based by region but the game will extend available regions if it somehow fails to find enough candidates to fill a game with so the region isn't an issue. Although I suppose matchmaking speed is pretty much determined by how many maps you have enabled and I sometimes don't enable more than a few at the time. I recall Europe has a few servers based in Amsterdam and Luxembourg that it uses to match people in Europe. +I don't believe MVM has more than a few thousand players at most. It never felt like the sort of gamemode that actually attracts people en masse, just something that people generally do only because of the items they could get. +--- 636207787 +>>636207043 +Halo Shartfinite is currently 30 place on USA Shitbox charts. +MCC is something 50 place. +The Steam numbers DO represent the total playercount and it's small +--- 636207814 +>>636204589 +>want to play arena FPS +>only playable in LAN/private server scenarios because online players have been playing for 40 consecutive years +many such cases +--- 636207823 +>>636207043 +>MW19 in 2nd place +Wot +--- 636207982 +>>636205534 +these days you actually want to play xonotic if we're talking about free arena FPS +--- 636208236 +>>636202668 +Basically this. +It baffles me how people say that Halo ruined FPS, when content wise (weapons, enemies, levels) Halo is more akin to classic boomer shooters. +--- 636208452 +>>636207823 +Shitbox has no games +--- 636208482 +>>636208236 +did you actually play Halo CE? no boomer shooter recycles geometry like that. i played it for the first time recently and i couldn't believe they had the balls to recycle the same room like 5 times in Assault on the Control room along with the bridge section. and then you fucking do it again in Two Betrayals. +--- 636208695 +>>636208236 +Because Halo was to casualized and streamlined that it introduced a bunch of retarded casual children into the FPS genre. +--- 636208849 +>>636208695 +Yeah because FPS's were such a niche genre before Halo came along. +--- 636208983 +>>636207982 +>xonotic +You know, this looks pretty good +[I said this aloud with a mouthful of crackers and cheddar] +--- 636209064 +>>636202110 (OP) +>auto aim +Half-Life 1 had some fucking ridiculous auto aim and at least on the original release it was turned on by default +--- 636209219 +>>636207982 +Xonotic is fun because it's like an arena shooter but without a terrible hitreg +--- 636209246 +>>636209064 +>he played on easy +--- 636209247 +>>636208849 +Are you attempting to claim that multiplayer FPS games weren't niche in the year 2000 and before? Like 90% of the planet didn't even have proper internet back then because they were on dial-up. +--- 636209501 +>>636209247 +>Are you attempting to claim that multiplayer FPS games weren't niche in the year 2000 and before? +I got news for you Halo wasn't a Multiplayer FPS. You couldn't play Halo online until 2004 with Halo 2. +--- 636209508 +>>636209247 +>>636208849 +Video games in general were still niche even in the late 90's. But even in this case, FPS were one of the more popular genres in video games. +--- 636209602 +>>636208482 +>halo is not like boomer shooters at all because it re-uses levels +didn't know level recycling changed the genre of a game +--- 636209846 +>>636209501 +You are retarded. First of all, most people who played Halo back then did split screen and/or LANs through the System Link cables, which is still multiplayer. Secondly, Xbox Live came out in late 2003. +--- 636210063 +>>636209846 +Yeah, this. the LAN setup for Halo CE is what popularized the game in the first place. Literally multiplayer was the reason Halo blew up. No pun intended. +--- 636210412 +>>636209846 +>Brings up Internet and Multiplayer +>before the year 2000 was niche +Yeah I was playing Outlaws back in the day you are so full of shit its not even funny, also nice goal post shifting btw Halo CE didn't support Xbox live. Multiplayer FPS were not some niche thing until Halo game along Goldeneye which outsold Halo is proof enough of that. +--- 636210458 +>>636209247 +Retard, Gaylo added to consoles what PC fps had for years at that point, and CE didn't have Mp Online pvp at launch +--- 636210654 +>>636209247 +For Americans cyber gaming cafes were at its peak in the early 2000's. We had something that was called DSL for something faster than dial up. Yeah a lot of other users did use dial up still +--- 636210994 +>>636202110 (OP) +Halo is an extremely well-tuned game, all of the fat is cut from older fps games. +Almost every single choice in these games that arenafags call "casualization" are the result of deliberate and well-made deign choices + +Two weapon limit. +>Not carrying every single weapon can result in better-made playing areas. Weapons can be removed entirely if they throw off the balance. +>It also makes sure that every weapon stays useful through the entire game. Unlike older arena shooters where the beginning weapons became useless in the latter parts of the game unless you ran out of ammo. +>Also, melee accessible with the press of a button eliminates the need for a separate melee weapon. +That's just one. +--- 636211028 +>>636209602 +Quake 1 has some pretty bad level design, especially in the final act, and the "repeated geometry" in CE are these octagonal rooms which actually have different structures in the center of each room. I like Quake, and I recognize that Halo has some flaws, but I don't understand why these guys are hung up on CE's level design when I couldn't name a shooter from that era that has perfect levels. +--- 636211129 +>>636202110 (OP) +--- 636211184 +>>636210412 +>btw Halo CE didn't support Xbox live +Look up XBConnect. +--- 636211228 +>implying I blamed regenerating health +The real culprit is the entire genre was slowed way the fuck down to accommodate analog nub aiming. +--- 636211401 +>>636211129 +Holy shit did you make this? This is hella accurate. +--- 636211808 +>>636211129 +This, kind of, but as a Halo fan I really don't feel like 343i's Halo games effect how good the Bungie games were. I guess a lot of people feel like if the most recent games are shit then "the series is dead" but it's like ... bro I can just play Halo Custom Edition. Or the old campaigns on my 360. Or the MCC. The state of 343i Halo games is really more of a minor annoyance. +--- 636211828 +Looking back now I was totally wrong about Halo being casual. What Bungie did was just right. +--- 636211872 +>>636207565 +On US east servers I find matches almost insantly, even on less played maps such as Degroot Keep. +--- 636211934 +>>636211808 +Is Halo Infinite really that bad? +--- 636211985 +>>636211934 +Take a look for yourself. + +https://steamcharts.com/app/1240440 +--- 636212041 +>>636211228 +Health regen is why the genre slowed down. +--- 636212113 +>>636211184 +You're such a retard holy shit +--- 636212134 +>>636211934 +Halo Infinite is somewhat of a miracle. They managed to make a shooter where none of the weapons feel good to use. +The game is both extremely greedy with its microtransactions, but also really incompetent with how they're offered. +--- 636212143 +>>636211934 +It's not even that bad, if we're talking purely gameplay and multiplayer. +It's been a huge waste of money for Microsoft, but Xbox fanboys =/= all Halo fans, so I don't really cry "Halo is dead!!" because Microsoft wasted a ton of money on a series that's already past its heyday. +--- 636212246 +>>636212113 +The saddest part here is that you are genuinely convinced that you are not the retard here. You are fully convinced that multiplayer FPS games weren't a niche thing in the year 2000. +--- 636212267 +>>636211129 +Holy fuck this is accurate +--- 636212419 +>>636212246 +Counter-Strike and Unreal, anon. I'm not that anon you were arguing with either. +--- 636212449 +>>636211129 +THIS!!!!! +--- 636212571 +>>636202984 +No it wasn't. +--- 636212680 +>>636211934 +>Is Halo Infinite really that bad? +Yes +The real problem despite what you hear from people who say "the gameplay is good though" is that nu Halo doesn't play like old Halo. Halo Infinite is pretty much Halo 5 but tuned down which was Call of Duty with a Halo skin on it. +Old Halo MP was all about zones of control on a map, most matches were determined by who maintained these zones like BR3 on Lockout or OS on Prisoner even in gamemodes like KOTH or CTF. Matches even in objective modes were spent going back and forth between holding these zones. Nu Halo is pretty much aimlessly running around a map looking for people to shoot or camping in a corner waiting to surprise someone aka most modern shooters, hell even weapon spawns are randomized. Besides that its a buggy microtransaction filled mess thats missing half the normal content of a Bungie era Halo release with a live service that can't even maintain 2 updates a year. +--- 636212695 +>>636212041 +No your fundamental limitations on movement (both in the bunny hopping and aiming sense) come from the analog nubs. They're what destroyed the genre. +I still think the OG Halo games are like FPS on heroin. The nicest thing I can say about consolized FPS is that they did push themselves to be quicker in the 10's relative to the 00's. Mostly because of little innovations in controller inputs. +--- 636212715 +>>636212419 +CS didn't gain much popularity until a few years later on. CS 1.0 release was literally on November 8th, 2000. With "Unreal" I assume you mean UT99? That was pretty niche as well. +--- 636212760 +>>636211129 +There's been far more sobbing and tears from Halo fans over 343 than anything from Quakefags or UTfags. +--- 636212835 +>>636212760 +343 has a special place in hell so its deserved +--- 636212924 +/v/ was right, halo was always for consolebabbies, and the only real noteable thing about it was that they finally got a good fps control style for controllers. +--- 636213030 +>>636212760 +Idk man. That shit's between 343i and the Halo fandom. People can just not pay attention to that shit if they don't find it interesting. +But for a Halo fan there's sort of an ever present seething from boomers complaining it's "not a real arena shooter". +--- 636213092 +>>636212924 +>the only real noteable thing about it was that they finally got a good fps control style for controller +lol what, the auto aim? +--- 636213164 +>>636202668 +Someone finally put it into words +--- 636213247 +>>636212760 +>Quakefags or UTfags +lol, lmao even. +Halofags are crying that their games are dead, Quakefags have been crying for years that every FPS post Quake from Half Life to Halo killed the genre. +--- 636213379 +>>636202668 +>great shooting balance +It always boils down to just using plasma to break shields and then any one of the headshot weapons as a finisher. Non-headshot bullet weapons serve no purpose. +--- 636213497 +>>636213030 +>But for a Halo fan there's sort of an ever present seething from boomers complaining it's "not a real arena shooter". +Once you understand Halo is to Arena shooters what Smash is to fighting games it makes a lot more sense. +--- 636213508 +>>636211401 +Thanks I made it a bit ago and then saw someone post it in a thread either yesterday or the day before and decided to repost it since someone liked it I think it fits the convo. + +Ironically the first time I got a response from a Doom boomer saying how they were disappointed in the new "boomer shooters" because they took away resources that could go towards new Doom WADs but even then he was way more chill about it than and Quakefag I have seen. +--- 636213531 +>>636213247 +>Half Life to Halo killed the genre +u wot m8. HLDM was an insanely skill-based game in every single way, and this is coming from a Quakefag. +--- 636213593 +>>636213497 +I do get it, but that's no excuse to be annoying. +--- 636213679 +Halo players criticize AFPS players for having a dead genre, but complain about their own dead series in the same breath. +--- 636213695 +>>636202110 (OP) +Fuck off alf +--- 636213748 +>>636212760 +Halo Fans don;t take their disappointment out on other shooter fans for the most part, that's the difference. +--- 636213830 +>>636213748 +How young are you? The entirety of the late 2000s and early 2010s was spent bitching about COD. +--- 636213936 +>>636213531 +I have seen my fair share of Quakefags crying about how Half Life and its mods killed Multiplayer FPS's. You guys literal enter every Counter Strike thread and say the same shit to them do you Halofags. +--- 636213992 +What's with Quakefags and this victim mentality? >>636213679 +The good Halo games and most good AFPS games are readily available to play. +--- 636214056 +>>636204848 +Contrary to your experience, I'm also in my 30's and I played on PC back when it wasn't even called CE. My tiny child brain enjoyed the multiplayer so much that I gained respect for Gearbox as a studio. In fact I didn't even attribute the game to Bungie because I liked Gearbox's logo more. + +That respect eventually led to me buying Borderlands just on their studio name alone, which was pretty good. Then Borderlands 2 was cringy shit with awful gunplay, and with that they were dead to me. 12 years a fan and that's all it took, how shallow of me. + +But you know what? Halo was both fun to bash and play at the same time back then +>lol regenerating health +>lol I'm pistoling that faggot who thinks a sniper will save him from my camp +>lol green paintball armor +>lol I joined a slayer clan wtf is teamspeak +Good times. Shame you rejected them. +--- 636214059 +>>636213695 +>>636202661 +Who the fuck is Alf? +--- 636214108 +>>636213992 +You still complain about 343 daily. +--- 636214145 +>>636202110 (OP) +>another quaketard shits on fps games because hes shit at them episode +tired of these reruns, what next you're going to say CS killed fps games too? +--- 636214154 +>>636214108 +Whatever. Go fuck yourself nerd. Do something better with your time. +--- 636214202 +I know that /v/ is one of the dumbest boards around but it always feels weird to me that FPSfags in particular seem to loathe basically every FPS game except the 2-3 or so games they ACTUALLY played, you know what I mean? +--- 636214212 +2007 was a weird year if you think about it. +I bought an Xbox 360 in late 2007 to play GTA4 earlier and it was a Halo 3 bundle. +Holy shit what a great deal that was. Then later I just decided to pick up CoD4 for 360 randomly even though I knew I could buy it for PC or even pirate it on PC for free. And it was worth it. + +Anyway glad that managed to get into that 360 gaming mainstream back in the day. I did miss out on the whole Uncharted/PS3 stuff though. +--- 636214223 +>>636202110 (OP) +>Was old /v/ right? +Old /v/ here. +Yes, we were. +And you can blame 99% of the problems we face today on consolikids. +--- 636214331 +>>636214059 +Some mentally ill autist who’s been spamming anti half life threads for almost a decade across multiple websites. The last year or so he’s switched to making threads seething over halo. +--- 636214427 +>>636214059 +an RPGcodex and /vr/ poster that spams /v/ with threads about Halo and Half life. +He hates Halo and Half Life, if you see a thread about Halo or Half Life with a bait OP its almost always him he spends more time doing this than Britbong does shilling. +--- 636214513 +>>636214108 +Me? Personally? I complain about 343i in the relevant 343i thread after they've made a big fuckup. +Somehow you come across more like a salty 343i fan than an arena shooter fan for caring. +--- 636214520 +>>636214202 +fpsfags are insufferable because all they play is that one genre +narrow minds, narrow opinions +--- 636214553 +>>636213936 +>Half Life and its mods +Maybe if you're talking about just the mods that it spawned, but HLDM is some crazy shit at high levels. Check this video. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZb7QPj-AM [Embed] +--- 636214616 +halo wasn't good, it was just popular +Retarded millennials simply confused nostalgia with Halo being a good game. They have to defend it because if Halo was shit that means their childhood was shit. +We'll see the same thing happen to Fortnite in 10-15 years +--- 636214637 +>>636214145 +They shit on every game, there was time they even shit on TF2 and you can see that by looking back through oldfag archives, arena fps gamers are the biggest bitches and whiners around +--- 636214789 +>>636202110 (OP) +old /v/ didn't know Fortnite was coming, to make BR modes, Battle Passes, and Premium Skins damn near mandatory in EVERY new game. this shit isn't even limited to FPS games. the "damage" Halo did is wildly miniscule by comparison, especially considering they kinda off'd themselves after Bungie left to work on Destiny anyway. +--- 636214805 +>>636214202 +FPS games by their nature reward aggressive twitch based action. They don't create it just attract those inclined to it and therefore have it bleed over into other aspects of community surrounding those games. +Same reasons why 4x strategy game players can be such long winded blowhards about shit. +--- 636214831 +>>636214520 +FPSfag here who has played FPS games for close to 25 years by now. I love me some cRPGs, ARPGs and MMORPGs too. +--- 636214883 +>>636214616 +Fortnite isn't inherently bad. The microtransactions situations is fucked up, and the gameplay seems bloated "trying to appease everybody" kind of deal, but there's enough merit there that I understand why zoomers play it. +--- 636214963 +>>636213247 +I mean, the post isn't wrong, with all that in mind it really feels like CS tried to be the opposite of Quake. Nowadays CSGO is very casual-friendly because the biggest thing you need to do to get good is to memorize what to do on the map; where to aim with the AWP, where to throw that grenade in a specific angle to cover, where to peek to catch someone the moment the pixels move into view. You could throw a pro into a map he's never played and he'll play like a noob because he doesn't know the map's meta. +--- 636214972 +>>636214331 +>>636214427 +I think it's just as mentally unwell if you just assume it's one poster. Half-Life and Halo has a huge fanbase literally anyone could be posting it not just this Alf guy you guys speak of +--- 636215026 +>>636214202 +FPSfags are the biggest brainlets of any genre on top of being filled with the most normalfag. The worst part is they like to larp as big brain because they played le old game that was meant for retarded college age dude bros but because its old means its somehow sophisticated. +--- 636215040 +>>636202110 (OP) +They were wrong +There were literally only about 8 fps games before halo +there are now thousands of fps games. + +Of those 8 fps games, very few of them were actually good. +Some were downright shit. +System Shock 1 was dog shit, horrific controls, Wolfenstein is shit. + +Even half life 1 has a lot of really bad flaws. +Even goldeneye 64 is hard to play. it didn't age well + +About 98% fps games before halo 1 were mostly dogshit. like actual garbage. No one wants to play them ever again. + +The only ones that are actually still playable are doom, doom 2 and half life 1. +Quake, Duke Nukem, Turkok, Goldeneye, Unreal are okay, but do people honestly want to play them? You sort of have to force yourself to play them. +Doom is super easy to play and very well made. Half life Is pretty okay too. +--- 636215052 +>>636214331 +>hates half life, fear, timesplitters, perfect dark and serious sam +what an absolute shit taste faggot +--- 636215095 +>>636215040 +>There were literally only about 8 fps games before halo +Halofags really don't know anything from before Halo. +--- 636215202 +>>636214883 +In terms of multiplayer shooters I unironically think Fortnite is more fun than Gaylo. +--- 636215219 +>>636215095 +Name all of them nigger. There were less than 20. +--- 636215226 +>>636215052 +he's an RPGcodex poster what do you expect, anything thats not planescape torment might as well be fortnite to them. +--- 636215287 +>>636215219 +https://gamerant.com/best-nineties-fps-games-90s/ +There's more than 20 listed here. +--- 636215296 +>>636215202 +It probably is, at least by virtue of having the bigger playerbase. +--- 636215337 +>>636214616 +>They have to defend it because if Halo was shit that means their childhood was shit. +this is basically the entire life story of /v/ +I genuinely feel like if every single person here replayed games they claim to like, they would just end up having tantrums that the games don't hold up as well as they did in their memories (but this is also partially because of how most people here are stuck on 24/7 seethe mode over every fucking thing under the sun) +--- 636215486 +>>636213379 +>Non-headshot bullet weapons serve no purpose +when you run out of ammo for your magnum / battle rifle they do the trick +--- 636215516 +>>636215040 +>Halofags +This is why you all should be mocked and shamed +--- 636215551 +>>636215486 +That situation almost never happens. Especially not for the pistol because you can carry 132 rounds for it. +--- 636215592 +>>636215095 +>>636215219 +>>636215287 +Kinda funny how anon is almost correct in that there were fewer than 5 different engines floating around, and almost everything was a quake mod or doom clone. Yet he's technically wrong because there were definitely more than 20 FPS titles released before 2000. +--- 636215668 +>>636215337 +I play old games I like all the time, faggot. Clearly, you don't play video games at all. +--- 636215730 +I gotta give younger zoomers indirect credit, this sort of thing will probably be alien to them because they're growing up in a time period where console/platform wars are becoming increasingly more irrelevant. +--- 636215765 +>>636215592 +>there were fewer than 5 different engines floating around +Not only is that untrue, but vidya nowadays is all consolidated into Unreal or Unity. +--- 636215905 +90s hardcore gaming +>hobbyists/enthusiasts +>"make your own fun" +>laidback +>shit-talking +>small, tight-knit communities, "guilds" + +10s hardcore gaming +>serious no-lifers +>ELO/ladder obsessives +>poor social skills +>"toxicity" +>large, diffuse playerbases +>infinite number of guides / tutorials + +Modern gamers need fun casual elements to keep them from going insane. The grim super-hardcore aesthetic of 90s fps games is too oppressive for people who aren't very outgoing and laidback. +--- 636215975 +>>636202110 (OP) +Completely right. Autoaim is hilariously dumb now, even worse since they keep it in crossplay so games with movement liek Apex are dominated by controller. Valve might not make any more games but CS is probably the last bastion of competitive mouse shootesr +--- 636216108 +>>636215975 +>for years people claimed PC fps players would dominate even if console people had auto aim +>crossplay happens and lol +I mean, never been a fan of auto aim and I understand why it's on console, but it is sort of funny +--- 636216164 +>>636215975 +Autoaim doesn't even need to be as strong as it is, I believe you can hit a happy medium where the two input methods can coexist. But that will never happen because these devs all target children. +--- 636216194 +>>636202110 (OP) +The "death" of videogames in general came from appealing to a larger audience. +The death of games/fps didn't actually happen since they still exist, they're just smaller than the mainstream. +--- 636216273 +>>636215287 +Which ones of these would you actually play? +--- 636216274 +>>636216108 +>even if console people had auto aim +[citation needed] +Playing against hacks, legitimized or not, is not going to be fun for the person without access to them. +--- 636216339 +>>636216108 +People claimed that when FPS games were fast and you could actually outplay people. With things like auto aim + regenerating health + ADS + 3 lane map design promoting camping, you can't really do much. +--- 636216486 +>>636216273 +The only thing keeping me from playing UT is the obnoxious movement. +I've played Duke and Doom to completion several times, and continue to play Doom at least weekly. +I've played Shadow Warrior, but never finished it. +Same for Turok 2 and Heretic. +I played the xbone version of Goldeneye and had a good time with it, I even got all the achievements. +I went through Quake and all of its expansions again just last month. +--- 636216591 +>>636216164 +The aimbot in Apex is so incredibly powerful mostly because the gunplay in that game is 10% aiming, 20% compensating for bullet drop and travel time, and 70% recoil control. Since the aimbot is the most effective at negating small changes to the aim that take the crosshair off of the target, and every bump of recoil is one of these, the aimbot negates recoil. I recall seeing live gameplay from that australian pad "prodigy" that showed his inputs onscreen. Often, when he would 1mag someone with the r99 from 100m away, there were absolutely no inputs registered on the left stick. so the feats of "aiming" mastery that had everyone so impressed were 100% the doing of the gamepad aimbot +--- 636216593 +>>636215905 +>The grim super-hardcore aesthetic of 90s fps games is too oppressive for people who aren't very outgoing and laidback. +This is a strange angle to take. The aesthetics of Doom and Quake are overtly edgy in a way that I don't associate with "outgoing and laidback". It's overtly punk, angry, rebellious and anti-social. Almost explicitly made for people with a chip on their shoulder. +https://youtu.be/9UJzMmGjh4Q [Embed] +--- 636216790 +>>636216593 +might be hard to imagine today, but video games didn't pretend to be art. they were just games. those tacky car decals of skulls on fire? turns out the guys who drive those cars aren't actually murderers who light people on fire. and the best way to tolerate some stressful gameplay is to go in with a low baseline stress level +--- 636216834 +>>636216591 +People in Apex also just take a ton of damage, so there's just no reason not to pick the input method that allows you to be lazy. +It's so bad in Halo Infinite that they just added autoaim to the mouse too- your camera slows down over an enemy just like on controller. +--- 636216837 +>>636214805 +The problem with 4x is that there just isn't really any new shit. Everyone wants to do more of the same thing rather than try something novel and fun, Civilization has been in a cycle of "this new game fucking sucks -> this new game is fine after DLCs -> I am new to the Civilization series, this new game is awesome" since Civilization 3. Only Old World really tried to address some fundamental problems underlying the genre like the late-game being a Next Turn snoozefest (games are shorter so there's no real late-game), aggressive expansion (settlements can only be established on specific tiles) and military unit mechanics (military units are moved around via a resource called Orders which is also used by your domestic product units like workers so it kinda balances out, you can consume more Orders to move a military unit even further out). +>>636215337 +The old games I enjoy are still fun. If anything I am more annoyed by the fact that elitist communities are pretty much gone, /v/ doesn't have any standards anymore because the internet was made easy and convenient enough to access that even the most casual players can visit a million sites including 4chan, and we're more likely to get the refugees that didn't want to fit in with mainstream communities but still have the same tastes, the only difference being that they say nigger and complain about jews because they were told it's based by edgy memes and communities they found online. +--- 636216914 +>>636215765 +>vidya nowadays is all consolidated into Unreal or Unity. +For how much EA shills their engine tech, and Bethesda has "idtech", and Cryengine still somehow exists, and Ubisoft levies their unique abomination, I'd say there's more variety now than there ever has been. Every big dev has their own engine. + +Back then, you had a few in-house engines derived from Quake, or just basically modded Quake as-is, and then you had Unreal and shit like Ogre and Torque (Tribes) as basically different flavors of Quake and that's it. You could roll your own, but you'd ultimately just be re-inventing the wheel since the architecture and feature sets felt pretty much optimized at the time. + +It was only with the expanding scope of games' graphics assets and level designs that these ridiculous, unified engines and associated sandboxes starting being made and released as middleware, and there were and still are tons of them besides the big 2. Unity and Unreal just happen to be the most popular, but even those long-forgotten fossils are still kicking around and being used by the odd hobbyist or crazy 3rd world indie. +--- 636217057 +>>636216593 +that's just NIN doing NIN things +if you don't understand why music of the 90s and early 2000s was so angry, you weren't aware during that time period +--- 636217156 +>>636202809 +You realize CE never had online multiplayer outside of the PC version which launched after this image was created, right? +--- 636217170 +>>636202110 (OP) +Old /v/ was absolutely right. Shooters of that era were dusty turds and the industry has barely recovered from them. The cancerous inspiration just comes from elsewhere now. +--- 636217178 +removing non-regenerating health after Halo CE was a mistake because I'm positive that's why Chief and Arbiter feel like they're made out of paper in H2 onwards +the health in CE feels like where your actual durability is on Heroic and Legendary and the heartbeat sound when you get to 1-2 bars was a nice touch +--- 636217198 +>>636216790 +Still, really with Quake specifically, it's such edgelord shit, I can't take you seriously if you're going to pretend Quakefags are some well adjusted group. +--- 636217276 +>>636217178 +that heartbeat sound was annoying as shit +--- 636217282 +>>636217178 +It's not the health regen, but rather because you just have less health in those games. +CE Chief has 75 shield and 75 health. +H2-onward Chief has 70 shield and 45 health. +--- 636217343 +>>636217057 +You say that like industrial music is the only genre that existed back then. +--- 636217364 +>>636209501 +--- 636217447 +>>636217364 +What was that ring on the server for anyway? I don't think it says anywhere in the menu. +--- 636217464 +>>636217198 +nah, quake isn't edgy apart from the soundtrack, you got schlocky stuff like medieval knights existing alongside high-tech soldiers and the goofy-ass slime monsters +--- 636217525 +>>636214056 +>Good times. Shame you rejected them. +I never said it was bad, just that it was extremely overrated. +It was alright. I played it on Xbox on release day. +--- 636217535 +>>636215026 +fifa fags are worse +--- 636217546 +>>636217343 +industrial music wasn't the only angry music back then, there was pretty clear definitions between popular music and counter-culture, and during the 90s and early aughts, gaming was counter-culture so it went hand in hand with the music of the time +in the 90s people were outright trying to ban any music/games/shows/clothing styles they didn't like and, ironically the same is still true today but it's against something else +--- 636217556 +>>636213497 +Being better = seethe. Understood. +--- 636217571 +>>636217364 +sovl +--- 636217584 +>>636217364 +Custom Edition was also 2004 either way it makes no difference because the retard was pretending that MP FPS was a niche thing until Halo came along which is beyond profoundly stupid. +--- 636217595 +>>636217364 +Holy shit that takes me back. This shit was fun all the way up until 2011 and still playable. +--- 636217616 +>>636217198 +yep, were and are. we walked around wearing polo shirts and told corny jokes, the guys we met at the lan center. games in the 90s were not art. nobody cared about "oh I play x? what does that say about me as a person? am i cool? is this a subculture??" nobody that played videogames was cool. you didn't play quake to become a psycho-horror badass or whatever the fuck. you played quake to hang out in the community server with the guys, and if you could afford it, probably smoked weed +--- 636217641 +>>636204848 +>I'm someone in my 30s who played Halo when it released and thought it was extremely overrated. +It really was. But the multiplayer is what everyone wanted to play +--- 636217648 +>>636217178 +>and the heartbeat sound when you get to 1-2 bars was a nice touch +They just copied what Goldeneye did years before them with the gasping when on low health. +--- 636217657 +>>636217447 +Pretty sure it marked official servers. +--- 636217723 +>>636217198 +>I can't take you seriously if you're going to pretend Quakefags are some well adjusted group. +They suck at everything else in life and cling on to dear life of a game that's 30+ years old at this point. It's pure cope. +--- 636217878 +>>636217464 +You wouldn't seriously be saying that if you'd played Quake again in the last 5 years. +You've got levels named shit like "The Palace of Hate" and the fiends, which are just teeth and claws moving at incredible high speed. It's total edgelord shit. +I love it, but it's edge shit. +--- 636218002 +>>636217878 +that's like.. not even edgy at all +literal DOOM with the Knee Deep in the Dead stuff, you're taking it too seriously +--- 636218272 +>>636213247 +>>636213531 +>>636213936 +>>636214553 +i think the guy is just talking about alf, who is very persistent +--- 636218329 +>>636218002 +This. +--- 636218398 +>>636217546 +>in the 90s people were outright trying to ban any music/games/shows/clothing styles they didn't like and, ironically the same is still true today but it's against something else +Alright. To shift the conversation a bit, this is really fucking frustrating, as someone who likes counter-culture. Or at least fucking hates mainstream culture. All of these 90's formerly counter culture game studios, even bands like NIN basically unironically became mainstream, and integrated into the corporate ... whatever the fuck profit machine. Corporate mainstream culture tried to integrate "nerds" under the corporate umbrella in the 2010's with shit like Big Bang Theory and the Star Trek reboots. +And now it's basically extremely difficult to find any actual counter culture. Cruelty Squad sort of felt transgressive in the way the old shit did, but the gameplay arguably kinda sucks. That might be a problem with the dev comparing his game to Deus Ex when it's really not like that... +But anyway. Id Software is like a mainstream media company now. +I know this is a weird tangent, but there's like no ... idk it's really fucking hard to find anything *actually* counter culture now. +https://youtu.be/TjHPVaLsji4 [Embed] +--- 636218578 +Why did you remade your HL and Halo "reviews", DWTerminator/Alf? Couldn't your anus withstand the visceral ass-blasting after being called out for being a contraria niggerfaggot? +--- 636218712 +>>636218002 +>>636218329 +>"Let me just run away with these goalposts as to what constitutes edgy so I can pretend I'm on top of this conversation" +Next you'll be telling me "Harvester was really pretty tame" +--- 636218778 +Is there any comparison like this for CE? +--- 636218790 +>>636217546 +>>636218398 +>in the 90s people were outright trying to ban any music/games/shows/clothing styles they didn't like and, ironically the same is still true today but it's against something else +These were Christians when they actually had relevancy. Now Liberals are literally taking the place of butthurt Conservative Christians. Instead of censoring violent video games causing real-life violence they want to censor sexuality because I guess they somehow turn men into incels? Same shit, different era. +--- 636218793 +>>636218398 +>but there's like no ... idk it's really fucking hard to find anything *actually* counter culture now. +Because it's being censored by authoritarian pearl clutchers and brainwashing in now mandatory in higher education. +Not even joking, you need 6 credit hours of "gender studies" in public universities to graduate with a bachelor's. Government mandate. Can't substitute it for anything. + +Counter-culture was murdered, my dude. Buckle up for a new dark age. +--- 636218924 +>>636218712 +you always were a kidder steve +--- 636218954 +>>636202110 (OP) +Some context. This image was made more to mock the age of new users at the time than to mock the game itself. There were better shooters that came before it which the younger users had little or no awareness of. It is like seeing a kid say Skyrim is the best RPG ever when he hasn't really played much of anything. +--- 636219051 +>>636218954 +>This image was made more to mock the age of new users at the time than to mock the game itself. +They were literally mocking both users though. +--- 636219208 +>>636218924 +These so-called "edgy shit" that yall are complaining about wasn't being edgy for the sake of being edgy. Being METAL was cool for it's time. ultra violence was dope +--- 636219230 +>>636218778 +Yes, but I can't find it right now. It's a webm version of pic related. +--- 636219319 +>>636218778 +Found it. +--- 636219418 +>>636219208 +No one is complaining about edgy shit. Or at least, as the poster who is pointing out Quake was edgy, I have no complaints about its "edge". In fact I'm quite a fan of it. +But I am saying it *is* edgy. Even just compared to Halo, an M-Rated shooter with horror elements, it's edgy. +--- 636219429 +>>636218778 +>>636219319 +--- 636219537 +>>636219429 +bruh, you be goin so much fater when you're arms are long. fr fr +--- 636219715 +>>636219418 +oh, halo has "horror elements" now? lmao +--- 636219746 +>>636214553 +meh +the low ttk is really annoying +--- 636219820 +>>636219230 +Technically humans have 180 FOV +--- 636219853 +>>636219746 +High TTK games suck. There's value in variables, it should be hard to achieve a perfect kill. And in HLDM's case, it is. +--- 636219928 +>>636202110 (OP) +They were right. +--- 636220212 +>>636219715 +Not that guy but I would say that CE definitely leans more into horror in the 2nd half compared to the rest of the series - not in some super-overt or groundbreaking way, but the tonal shift is clearly present. +--- 636220284 +I just started playing Halo1 Combat Evolved and I can't for the life of me understand how boomers though this overrated trash was even remotely good. It's barely playable, there blatantly stolen assets from minecraft, Half-life and lol mario kart (I shit you not). Not to mention it just plays like janky shit. +--- 636220323 +>>636219715 +Always did. +--- 636220325 +>>636219715 +uh yeah? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix2Sk23T8AM [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAlkJJm_Asc [Embed] +https://youtu.be/YgtjuMPCGwY?t=606 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpOVKbM7vlA [Embed] +--- 636220435 +>>636220325 +wow you really went out of your way to scour the internet for this shit? get a life. +--- 636220438 +>>636220284 +I know right its not even subtle +--- 636220514 +>>636207043 +26th for me (USA) +--- 636220515 +>>636219820 +But they don't have compound eyes with which to utilize multiple high FOV PIPs, which makes them weak compared to superior insects' features. +pwnd +sit nub +--- 636220593 +>game can't even get "rings" right + +Absolute trash. +--- 636220601 +>>636219429 +why did they think 70 was a good idea + +it really contributes to the game feeling like shit +--- 636220628 +>>636220325 +>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpOVKbM7vlA [Embed] +For me, it's: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWj-ejEIqfE [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6_39pT6ghU [Embed] +--- 636220631 +>>636220435 +>wow dude you went out of your way to prove me wrong? +>fuck u srsly +>I still win btw +--- 636220674 +>>636218924 +>you always were a kid-diddler, Steve +--- 636220676 +I'm playing through Metroid Prime remastered and if this is what the boomers wanted, they can fuck off. Save points, health packs, etc are lame. +--- 636220740 +>>636220631 +the difference between me and you is that you're some nerd who hasn't taken a shower in days and is unemployed and me being a normal person with a functioning life. +--- 636220780 +>>636220601 +They assumed people would be playing it on a 4:3 tube TV from across the living room, and wanted people to see shit. Splitscreen had 108 degree fov. +It only got worse in every game since. http://forums.bungie.org/halo/archive38.pl?read=1138638 +--- 636220816 +>>636220740 +Cagie Cagie Working for a Wagie +--- 636220839 +>>636220740 +>quote from Alf +at this point I think Britbong is less pathetic than you. At least he isn't here 24/7. +--- 636220889 +>>636220676 +They're based. +--- 636220915 +>>636220816 +be a grown ass man and get a job i actually can afford all the video games in the world meanwhile you're stuck to pirating. take a shower nerd +--- 636220939 +>>636202110 (OP) +That is part of the reason. The full reason is console input limitations. Hardware limitations are also involved but aren't nearly as constraining as the input limitations. Auto aim is a consequence of worse input. You'll hear things like console is better because has gradual input because of the sticks, but that isn't true. Auto aim is because the sticks are worse than what a mouse is capable of which can also do gradual input. +Pretty much every thing I can think of that is worse about FPS since then is either a consequence of or related to worse input of consoles vs m&kb +--- 636220976 +>>636220915 +Be a man? In this society? No way fag. +--- 636220983 +>>636220676 +>health packs +>lame +YOU'RE lame +--- 636221069 +>>636220676 +I preferred Bacta stations +--- 636221085 +>>636220740 +>anon says +>posting in this thread +>on this website +naruhodo +--- 636221178 +>>636221069 +(You). +Bacta. +Now. +--- 636221362 +>>636220780 +>FoV of 44 for Halo 2 Widescreen split-screen +I know the development of H2 was crazy but I wonder what the fuck they were smoking there +>Halo 3 Fullscreen single-player is set at 55 +Man, I always thought something felt kinda better about Halo 1 but I didn't know that was actually true +--- 636221453 +>>636221362 +Halo 2 had vertical splitscreen when played widescreen for whatever reason. +--- 636221479 +>>636220676 +Depends on how its done. Sometimes they're fine, other times they're stupid. +--- 636221591 +How the fuck are you supposed to play this game when even the pistol gun takes up half your screen? +--- 636221712 +>>636221591 +0/10. He's reloading. +--- 636221782 +OP it wasn't the regenerating shields or the (later) jelly blood and hide. It was that Halo slowed movement down enough to allow what we call normies to a pace that they could pick up the FPS genre. +This then became standard. + +No longer are you ski jumping down a hill at 60 mph headshottin a dude. +--- 636221952 +>>636218790 +idk, Hillary and Tipper Gore were hardly Christian extremists, and there's still plenty of kike worshippers who want to ban fun shit but roll over for everything else +--- 636222123 +At least Halofags know what its like with the multiplayer FPS genre being overtaken by battle royales, first person MOBAs and Counter-Strike +--- 636222136 +>>636219853 +>High TTK games suck +shut up shitter +--- 636222294 +>>636222136 +Read the rest of the post, retard. Strictly low or strictly high TTK are nearly identical when there's no variance. The only difference is that you can run away when the kill time is too long. It's still going to result in who sees who first. +--- 636222409 +>>636217156 +You didn't need online MP because LAN party's were common back then. There's a big reason split screen is a big deal to OG fans because nothing beats that experience. +--- 636222854 +>>636222294 +there is no armor in half life deathmatch and the item control is centered around weapons +say wathever you want +half life deathmatch is a bad arena shooter +--- 636222945 +>>636222854 +>there is no armor in half life deathmatch +Yes there is. +>item control is centered around weapons +So just like Halo? +--- 636222983 +>>636222945 +>So just like Halo? +lmfao... whatever fuck off. +--- 636223069 +>>636222854 +you're wrong like three words in. in fact theres an extra element of strategy with hev chargers. +--- 636223191 +>>636221712 +>Salt +--- 636223447 +>>636222945 +>Yes there is. +i made a mistake +half life 2 deathmatch is the game without armor +quake world>>>>>>>>classic deathmatch +quake is better than half life deathmatch +--- 636223545 +>>636223069 +quakeworld is better than your shitty game +--- 636223716 +>>636214553 +It takes a lot of skill but I can't stand how focused the game is around the tau cannon. It's a better game without that gun. +--- 636223958 +>>636223447 +>half life 2 deathmatch is the game without armor +Am I misremembering? It definitely had suit pickups just like the original game, and HEV charging stations. +--- 636224440 +>>636204848 +I'm 31, played halo 1 plenty as a kid. +Multiplayer is really what made it amazing. Playing Halo 2 with friends was amazing. + +Singleplayer was pretty good too. Legendary was decently challenging and I probably had more fun exploring and getting out of bounds in the maps than I did paying them. +--- 636225585 +Halo is game that really makes you think +--- 636225762 +>>636203540 +I also like how it let's you use a good variety of weapons from the start, in the typical shooter you start with a gun and very slowly unlock 1 weapon every 1/2/3 level(s). +Halo still takes its time to introduce some weapons (shotgun in CE) but in the very first level you have access to 4 weapons (and grenades and melee will always be there for you), in the second one you get 2 more + the warthog and so on. CE is very well designed in how it ramps up enemy variety and weapons variety while still being very replayable and diverse from the start. +And the game wants you to change your weapon loadout often by varying enemy composition and placement, having covenant weapons being impossible to reload but being easily available, also all weapons are useful. +--- 636226057 +>>636203540 +The weapon limit doesn't really add any tactical element to the game. It just leads to picking the most all-around good weapon and sticking with it for as long as possible. +--- 636226282 +>>636226057 +yeah there's no reason to not have the plasma pistol at all times except when you're dealing with the flood +--- 636226408 +>>636226282 +Pretty much. And it just leads to RPS scenarios where fights are just decided by who has what gun. +--- 636227038 +>>636226057 +Wtf are you talking about you can place pistols on your head? +--- 636227374 +>>636202110 (OP) +Hipsters have always been around. Every popular release has their phase of being called overrated and ruining a genre. +--- 636227762 +>>636202110 (OP) +Most of the stuff that was decried in the 00s was actually good, the gen Xers who made most of the early internet posters were just afraid of change. You cant take any critical opinion from that time seriously. +--- 636228971 +>>636202467 +>look at your massive steam library +>ill do it, toda- +>its a multiplayer game with 0 players +>or its bf1942 and halo ce where the meta has turned it literally gayer than me +pain +--- 636229147 +>>636226057 +>It just leads to picking the most all-around good weapon and sticking with it for as long as possible. +To play devil's advocate, a 2-weapon limit with at least 3 weapons that can fit that description still encourages some level of tactics. +The Pistol is rightfully memed on for being so overpowered but it gets soft-countered by stronger Elite shields and hard-countered by Sentinels which necessitates plasma weapons, but plasma weapons struggle against huge Flood waves due to combination of damage types, damage output, and radius (i.e. focusing on a single target amongst many), so you need either the Shotgun or Rocket Launcher to avoid getting overwhelmed (this is especially important when, ironically enough, the Flood are armed with those weapons), but if you use those then you're lacking the mid-to-long range utility of the Pistol and it's scope, and you're back at the start of the triangle again. And then by sheer accident, Backpack Reloading means that the Assault Rifle's massive ammo count allows you to mitigate longer reloading times with the stronger weapons (or the Plasma Rifle) by using the massive clip to keep pressure on the enemies until the reloading is finished. +Different strokes though, at the end of the day I fully acknowledge that this is probably my nostalgia talking. At the very least I think that H1's weapons are generally designed in a way that most of them could be considered "all-around" because they're countered more by 1-2 or so situations, with only the Needler being the odd one out as a silly gimmick weapon. +--- 636229309 +>>636229147 +if your gonna do the weapon limit, go hard, and make actual different weapons. its fine as long as you do that +--- 636229670 +>>636229147 +I was talking more from a pvp standpoint. I can see the value in a limited weapon inventory in a singleplayer game, but I still think 2 guns is too limiting. You're best off with a plasma gun and a headshot gun in any of the Halo singleplayers, with rockets and snipers not offering enough power for the trade-off. Especially not at higher difficulties where a direct-hit rocket will at best break an Elite's shields. +--- 636229962 +>>636216339 +>With things like auto aim + regenerating health + ADS + 3 lane map design promoting camping, you can't really do much. +for Halo, you could use your team for starters +--- 636230319 +Halo can't even do an original race game good. +--- 636230862 +>>636226408 +>where fights are just decided by who has what gun. +>people fight for control over guns +>people giht over control of the maps to get the best guns+ map positions +sounds like a completely normal gameplay loop for me +--- 636230940 +>>636230862 +It's not controlling guns to just hide around a corner with a shotgun because it's unusable in any other scenario. +--- 636231315 +When it comes to weapon limits I feel like Halo 3 had the right idea with 4 grenade types, but the firebomb grenades being so rare and the spike grenades feeling kind of janky to use and then just going back to 2 grenade types in following games felt really weird +Similarly it was kind of cool letting us lug around a flamethrower or a turret as a heavy duty 3rd weapon but making you move so slow as a tradeoff didn't feel worth it, in what could've possibly been a game where you had up to 8 different "weapons" to carry around at once (4 grenades, 2 guns, 1 heavy weapon, and melee) +--- 636231524 +old /v/ hated halo because it fucking sucked and was the entry level fps. +now current fpses are fucking dead and shit like fortnite makes halo look amazing. +in a decade fornite threads will be the new halo threads. +--- 636231541 +>>636231315 +Spike grenades never really felt distinct from the plasmas. Multiplayer maps only ever had 2 grenade types at a time too. +>Similarly it was kind of cool letting us lug around a flamethrower or a turret as a heavy duty 3rd weapon but making you move so slow as a tradeoff didn't feel worth it +I agree with that. You already lost out on grenades and melee, which were arguably better than your guns in H3. Having a movement debuff on top of that sucked. +--- 636231632 +>>636230940 +you realize those guns spawn again so the other team can flank you? +camping in Halo only works once and then it can be easily countered, of course you need to communicate with your team +--- 636231882 +>>636231632 +>you realize those guns spawn again +Slowly. And in most Halo games, there won't be another shotgun in play until the first one is gone. +Halo doesn't really have weapon control because you can only carry 2 of them at a time. And you're pigeonholed into very specific "roles" depending on what you get your hands on. It's boring design. +--- 636232681 +>>636226057 +>pvp standpoint. +In the case of Halo 3 that's not true, if you stick to your BR you WILL die to other weapons and it's important to know which weapon to use even if their role seem to overlap. +Double mauler, shotgun, hammer and sword for example are far from equal. If you want to kill the faggot with the sword at the top of Construct you can pick the 2 maulers on the lower level, on Guardian you can use the 2 spikers to force your entrance into the sniper tower when power weapons are all taken and there are a lot of examples like that. Sword is the best against non close range weapons but kneels to shotgun and double mauler, sword beats hammer but hammer let's you jump higher or send enemies off the map or even deviate rockets. Covenant sniper beats human sniper, carbine beats BR. SMG, and plasma rifle beat AR, and spiker beats others at melee finish. It's not much but there are little details that need to be known, and let you appreciate way more how some maps are balanced. And I'd say that in an ultra competitive playlist such as high level ranked Team Doubles, you have to know them, otherwise you get completely fucked once the enemy team is in posession of power weapons or if your team mate quits. +>>636202110 (OP) +before Halo shooters on console were way worse with full retarded bullet magnetism, if you ever played Time Splitters you would know that +--- 636232885 +>>636230319 +Wtf... is this? +--- 636232941 +>>636232681 +>In the case of Halo 3 that's not true, if you stick to your BR you WILL die to other weapons +Sniper, sure. But the BR is better than any regular gun in the game. +>Double mauler, shotgun, hammer and sword for example are far from equal. +They're all useless outside of point blank, which goes back to my initial argument. You're stuck with giving up half your inventory for something that is useless in 90% of all scenarios. +--- 636233228 +>>636232681 +>full retarded bullet magnetism +Like Halo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh6N9PwS6Fc [Embed] +--- 636233283 +>>636202110 (OP) +blaming halo for the 100 shitty copies is like blaming DOOM for the bad doom clones. +just that some of the clones of halo stuck around alot longer. +--- 636233345 +>>636233283 +I blame Halo for matchmaking and paid DLC, which has lead to the shitty state online(and many offline) vidya is in today. +--- 636233391 +>>636204848 +>why wouldn't they? +They don't suffer from an inferiority complex over different platforms. PC gamers for all their elitism sure don't know shit about video games and defend some of the shittiest games known to man solely because they're available or exclusive to PC. There's probably a very good reason a game is exclusive to PC. It's usually to do with the fact it isn't good. +--- 636233580 +>>636217156 +most people had just gotten dsl back then, online wasn't the end-all-be-all of gaming yet. LANs were still something everyone interested in PC gaming attended diff --git a/v/636203862.txt b/v/636203862.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e01a635066f7f765db3e20d4402d158bd741b5ad --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636203862.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1089 @@ +----- +--- 636203862 +How are we feeling about Sinclair's new ID? Do you think future IDs with negative coin flip values will have insane ranges? +--- 636204013 +>>636203862 (OP) +>How are we feeling about Sinclair's new ID? +great in gameplay, great lore, and has many soulful details. very good +--- 636204062 +I love Laetitia +--- 636204065 +>>636203862 (OP) +>How are we feeling about Sinclair's new ID +We're feeling good. +--- 636204098 +I'm curious when we'll get multiplier coins +--- 636204115 +>>636203862 (OP) +there are 2 threads already you fucking retard. Use the catalog +--- 636204298 +>>636204115 +Not him but +>type Lob +>type Ruin +>type Hag +>no results +>type evil woman +>type Limb +>get actual results but not what I'm looking for +Only found another one now and it was because I decided to write manager +--- 636204378 +will we get any more season 1 ids before season change +--- 636204392 +>>636204298 +we've been doing stealth threads for weeks at this point, why are you relying on text search? +--- 636204472 +>>636204392 +My 4chan X is bricked and when I scroll the catalog it decides to send me back to the top of the page at random intervals, and I'm tired of using the archives every 3 hours to type a random keyword and hope it's a new thread. +--- 636204484 +>>636204298 +if you cant find the threads then feel free to go here +>>>/vg/ +and stay there +--- 636204546 +If you're too incompetent to find threads you're too incompetent to make them +--- 636204587 +>>636204484 +>feel free to +Why, thank you for the invitation. I'll have to pass, however. +I like it here. +--- 636204598 +>>636204472 +>4chan X is bricked +rightful punishment for downloading a bitcoin miner +--- 636204678 +>>636204115 +Blame the ones starting stealth threads, not me. +--- 636204704 +>>636204598 +Wait fuck I just saw it on page 1 and updated the thread. +Fucking Philip OP. +--- 636204738 +>>636204678 +stealth threads are good to filter retards not only jannies +--- 636204778 +Fellas is this the final S1 rateup? +Can I finally spend the ticket? +--- 636204886 +>>636204778 +yeah probably. YOLO and all that +--- 636204929 +>>636204115 +i refuse to acknowledge philipfag threads. +--- 636204939 +>>636204778 +According to the roadmap yeah. The current FUD is PM will release another ID because of the delay, but I doubt it. +--- 636205429 +I just use this https://catalog.neet.tv/v/ and type laetitia, limbus or context based keywords such as Nclair or Sinclair right now +--- 636205658 +Faust +--- 636205731 +>>636204939 +If they do it probably won't be a season 1 ID anyway. +--- 636205795 +WHERE IS MY EMBELLISHED BANNER WITH ITS TURN COUNT MONZO?????? +--- 636205858 +>>636205795 +2 more weeks +--- 636205995 +>>636205795 +what if the real reason they delayed everything was because they had to manually change everyone's banner themselves? +--- 636206002 +so wait the ID is actually good? +everyone was shitting and doom posting on it pre-release +--- 636206003 +>>636205858 +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST GIVE ME MY BANNER ALREADY +--- 636206068 +>>636206002 +Ye +--- 636206139 +>>636206002 +Yuh +--- 636206186 +>>636205795 +got the bongy banner today and it had my turn count in the lower right corner, but only on the item received notification +--- 636206302 +>>636206002 +Needs a tad bit of brainpower +But on the same level of greatness as RB Chef Ryoshu at the very least + +And fags itt are underestimating Chefshu too imo, she's capable of shitting out hundreds of dmg in longer fights with "I can cook anything" +--- 636206810 +>>636206002 +People were retarded and somehow missed that he loses SP with all of his attacks +In fact you need someone to help keep his SP from dipping too low since it's really easy for him to hit -45 and corrode +--- 636206856 +>>636206002 +It's good. 3rd skill can't lose clashes because it has minimum power of 18 and deals huge damage on low SP, 2nd skill deals big damage, 1st skill sucks. +Also, NClair needs a few brain cells active to manage low enough SP to roll tails consistently but not too low to prevent panic/corrosion. +--- 636207028 +>>636206856 +Yeah, people will probably fuck it up their first time round because you don't really find out that once you hit -45 you're stuck at it till you finish corroding anywhere else in the game. +--- 636207112 +>>636206856 +>minimum power of 18 +No, this is false +You can just hit 0 by flipping 3 Heads +Which is probably astronomically rare, but not impossible as it just happened to me +His sanity was -7 + +>1st skill sucks +He doesn't need it, but it can grant him Fanatic 1 +--- 636207404 +>>636207112 +>No, this is false +No its not. +During a clash if you lose 2 out of 3 coin you cannot roll lower than 18, as you only have 1 -12 coin. +This is the strength of negative coins they are really good at clashing because they roll better the more coins they lose. + +So any skill with 18 or less will lose to skill 3 even if it means it only gets 1 attack in. +--- 636207572 +>>636207112 +>No, this is false +>You can just hit 0 by flipping 3 Heads +I misspoke, what I meant was his 30-12-12-12 becomes just 30-12 if he loses 2 clashes, and 30-12 has a minimum roll of 18, which in turn wins against almost every single attack even on high sanity. +--- 636207868 +>>636203862 (OP) +>How are we feeling about Sinclair's new ID? +Good for Kromer speedruns. Actually I think he'd probably be able to solo with corrosion right? +--- 636208303 +>>636207868 +There's already a solo video up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFq0VSBR_yk [Embed] +I haven't seen people post about RR so I don't know if it happens there and that Kromer hits harder too so + he lacks mark for extra defense so he might not be able to solo it +--- 636208435 +>>636206856 +>, 1st skill sucks. +BUT, it does give him a Fanatic stack and the only requirement is that he hits. +Honestly 8 base lets him win most clashes anyways even if its on the low end for attack (Ideal is 10-12) +I've basically never seen him lose a clash, though he has been brought down to his last die. +--- 636208657 +>>636207028 +Still debating whether Yi sang support is worth it, on one hand it means he'll never corrode, on the other; once the N-Corp train gets rolling, you actually have to go out of your way to keep his sanity down. +--- 636209617 +>>636208657 +I doubt it, for starters, it makes you need Sinclair's passive on too or you'll just gain sanity. +Every turn you clash you'll get at least 11 sanity with both passives. +So you'll be positive with anything but his skill 3 and have to one side attack but even then the sanity loss is reduced by 5 every turn, so one siding will take longer to get to into a good negative range. + +Kromer's passive is better imo because it's conditional enough that you can just trigger it when low on sanity with his skill 2 and its effect goes first and causes him to gain sanity overall of a clash even with his passive on. +--- 636209705 +Fellas, I reached day 47 +Live reaction here >>636201482 → +Now, how the fuck do I guarantee the pink horse of hell? +I will re do day 46 and 47 until I get it if I don't get another method. +--- 636209718 +>Kill an enepy +>PWOOOOOOH UH CHUH KUH +Why is that voiceline so satisfying? +--- 636209891 +>>636206302 +I don't think I've ever seen anyone say RB Ryoshu is bad, maybe before she released when we didn't have numbers for anything but even winrate unga bungers can see how good she is just from the raw damage of skills 2 and 3. +--- 636209947 +>>636204065 +same energy +--- 636210049 +>>636209718 +>shenamashindamda +You sure said it my man +--- 636210261 +>>636210049 +uh it's pronounced shimmed'em machinegun +no need to thank me +--- 636210521 +>>636210261 +no it's shunmanshinnanda +--- 636210704 +>>636210521 +no, its shunmaballs_______ +--- 636211271 +>>636209617 +Hopefully S2 give Yi Sang dome better support passives. If he isn't part of the team, he feels like a filler sinner right now. +--- 636211825 +dunteeh +--- 636211895 +Nooooo I don't want to grind anymore... +--- 636212746 +Is it finally over? +--- 636212976 +>>636211271 +His passives are pretty good though, his 000 makes poise do good damage on other sinners. +His base passive makes EGO spam a reasonable option without needing to manage sanity, it completely negates Legerdemain's cost for example. + +Only the seven's section passive is kinda weak and that's mostly because there isn't too much to an incentive to running a gluttony-based team. +--- 636213634 +why can't we have common server for steam and mobiles? +--- 636213887 +Guileless and Passionate, it's Malcute! +--- 636213917 +>>636212746 +Ryoshu cake.... +--- 636214001 +>>636213887 +>LC design +Trash +--- 636214076 +>>636213887 +>LC design +Kino +--- 636214201 +>>636203862 (OP) +Say that to my face again you fucking brat. +--- 636214289 +>>636213917 +>>636212746 +I wonder what kind of drunk Ryoshu would be. +--- 636214294 +Would you guys rather get Faust or Sinclair? I have about 150~ shards each and 180 boxes. +--- 636214296 +>>636203862 (OP) +I don't have any of his 000 IDs yet +I have Don tho and she's pretty fun + +Her Janny ID is still miles more powerful in terms of pure burst DPS tho +--- 636214365 +>>636214294 +Sinclair for solo. +Faust for team. +--- 636214460 +>>636214294 +If you have Fluid Sac EGO for Faust, then N Faust +--- 636214623 +What do you anons think of the sinners getting some sort of permanent story-related upgrade/alteration to their regular IDs? +--- 636214628 +>>636214289 +Very surly with a bit of lecherous and shamelessness. +--- 636214740 +>>636214365 +>>636214460 +Alright, thanks. +--- 636214886 +UNLIMITED BLEEDING +--- 636214961 +MONZO WHERE IS MY 3RD GIFT OPTION +--- 636215073 +>>636204392 +>we've been doing stealth threads +lmao +--- 636215329 +>>636214623 +I have faith +--- 636215569 +>>636205858 +--- 636215764 +>vs Form Empties +>check appears +>coin range for Nclair: -6 to 30 +lol +--- 636215828 +>>636215764 +How's your turn count so far? +--- 636215838 +>>636206302 +>And fags itt are underestimating Chefshu too imo +I don't think anyone underestimates her. She's not W Don or rabbit tier, as those two literally obliterate the game, but she's stupid strong. +--- 636215839 +>>636205858 +>a month without actual content +--- 636215963 +>>636214886 +I had a similar setup once and got the boss to 9 counts of 100 bleed, so it'd be 900 bleed damage if they boss didnt just die 1 attack later) +--- 636216126 +>>636215838 +shes definitely telepole-less W don tier. Stronger even +--- 636216183 +>>636214623 +It's pretty likely. FGO did it with Mashu going from 3 star to 4 star, and we know director admires that piece of shit. +--- 636216684 +>>636216126 +Probably. Telepole is what gives Don the ability to just reliably 1shot everything by turn 2 and not care about the super RNG charge system. If they ever make a railway line in which ego resources start at 0 every battle, W Don probably wont get nearly as much use, or if she does it will involve restarting for hours for the 2 leap/rip space start. I used ICCA to kill the bug guy in the final railway start in turn 2 after Heathcliff melted Aida in turn 1. +--- 636216704 +Send me Kromer getting prosthetics art +--- 636216737 +>>636215828 +My highest was 111 +I was aiming for 108 +Which I did get +--- 636216775 +if i already have the embellished banner, if i get a lower round will it go on my embellished banner at the end? +--- 636216836 +Wait wtf happened to YT +wtf is this layout +--- 636217010 +>>636216684 +>If they ever make a railway line in which ego resources start at 0 every battle, W Don probably wont get nearly as much use +She still will you don't need to use Telepole at all with her its a crunch for worst-case scenarios but not what makes or breaks her. + +Using both her skill 2's gives you enough charge for a rip space and 6 turns of charge decay. +She's not really rng unless you are planning on using rip space turn 3. +But turn 5 rip space is consistent. +--- 636217253 +>>636214294 +Basically same question, but do I get Faust, Sinclair or Telepole for Don? I can only get one, sadly. +--- 636217373 +>>636217253 +EGO's can show up whenever but the ID's will be out of the gacha for season 2, and not available till next season IIRC. +So go for one of the ID's I say. +--- 636217506 +>sharded G Greg +>and Pursuance +>>AND Nclair +>>>still have 250 boxes left +Oh +What do I do with these now +--- 636217527 +the ids i have left in the dispense are kurokumo ryoshu, kurokumo rodya and reindeer ish. any of them worth? +--- 636217605 +>>636217010 +The point of telepole in the railway is to end the fight right there. Its not a big deal in the longer fights but it enables the 2 turn kill autism on all the short fights and you'd have to do it with someone else if you started at 0 ego. I haven't tried but I assume QS/ICCA/shank already lets you 2 turn the shark in both fights. +--- 636217645 +>>636217527 +Kuro Ryo is one of the few good pierce IDs since most of the best IDs are slash or blunt +--- 636217681 +>>636217527 +not really if you have their other IDs already. +--- 636217790 +Is RB Chef Ryoshu the only ID capable of applying Healing Down at the moment? +Because it actually lessens Form Empties and K Corp giganiggas' heal +Not by much, but I imagine stacking the debuff would help +--- 636217840 +>>636217527 +KK Ryoshu was her best ID before chef came out. It may still be useful if you specifically need pierce and not slash or maybe for some sort of bleed team, I think she applies the most bleed count in the game. I would just hoard if I were you though. +--- 636217927 +If nsync dies nfaust's sanity immediately drops to -45. +--- 636217998 +>>636217927 +Oh? +Does the same happen the other way around? +What are the odds this is funny Monzo shipping? heh +--- 636218029 +>>636217605 +Yeah, so it only matters not for getting -120 but for getting autistically low turn counts that don't matter at all to the game. +W Don will still get used because she's a very consistent unit to get below 120 with that doesn't require much rng manipulation unless you are going for much lower records. +--- 636218159 +Imagine this retard as an arbiter +--- 636218239 +>>636217927 +Is that accouting for the level difference? +IIRC your units take 10 * ([Level difference to dead ally] + 1) sanity damage when an ally dies. +So if N Sinc was a few levels above she could take massive damage. +--- 636218367 +>>636218239 +Yes. I didn't take a screenshot, but everyone was at +45 before he died to that 5 hit combo from the chicken. Then after everyone was at +35 except Faust that immediately went into whatever the berserk mode was called. +--- 636218393 +3 rolls and not a single 7 Outis or N Sinclair ID. +--- 636218565 +>>636218159 +It would be pretty funny +--- 636218715 +Post THAT Vergilius image. +--- 636218806 +>>636218715 +--- 636219012 +is this game hard to get into and to play? im looking for a gacha game to play and i saw this one on steam today +--- 636219290 +>>636218715 +--- 636219384 +>>636219012 +No, but you have to play the previous ones. +--- 636219428 +>>636218715 +--- 636219591 +>>636219428 +HAG SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 636219748 +>>636219012 +no but if you post in thread with obvious secondary posts that you will inevitably make from not playing the previous 2 games we will laugh at you +--- 636219803 +>>636219012 +No it's pretty easy, has a good story, I don't understand why anyone would specifically be looking for a gacha to play though +--- 636219818 +>>636219012 +Its easy to get into but I'm going to be 100% frank with you. I wouldn't sink time into this thing if it weren't because I liked the first two games. +--- 636219876 +>>636218159 +>>636218565 +Ayin just might come back out from the Light +--- 636220085 +>>636219012 +It's free, at worse you'll lose a day of your life playing it to see if you like it or not. +--- 636220214 +>>636218715 +--- 636220260 +>>636215839 +at least its not going to be 9 months of nothing +--- 636220275 +>>636219012 +do it +--- 636220471 +>>636219876 +to see his pals having fun without him? +--- 636220475 +>>636220275 +kneeling irl +--- 636220813 +holy shit +--- 636220984 +why is schizo sinclair so good +--- 636221196 +Question, if sinclair is at -40 SP and I play any skill, will he immediately distort, do the clash then distort or win the clash then go back to more than -45 sp if he somehow ended up going above -45? +--- 636221213 +>>636214623 +Well, it's a Gacha but at the same time, I can see it happening far in the future just to keep up with power creep. +--- 636221440 +>>636221196 +He'll distort, the SP gain isn't enough for most cases. If you get an Execution off from Faust or anything like that, he likely won't, though. +--- 636221597 +>>636221196 +He will get stuck at -45, once they are at -45 they can't gain sanity, so the clash win won't actually do anything. +This means he'll corrode the next turn. +--- 636221705 +I didn't noticed until now. Did PM remove player's exp from the mirror dungeon? Or it just a visual bug? +When I do Luxcavations, at the end I receive +44 player exp. But here it says 0 instead. +--- 636221848 +>>636221705 +visual bug +you still get the xp +--- 636221950 +>>636221705 +it's been bugged for a while +--- 636222103 +>>636221848 +>>636221950 +Well, good to know that it was not a nerf. +--- 636222141 +You fuckers lied to me, you said i would retroactively get the boxes for each level done after completing my BP FUCK YOU +--- 636222246 +>>636222141 +Nobody said that dumb faggot. Not for a month at the very least. +--- 636222452 +>>636219012 +It's more complex than your average gacha game, but that's hardly an indicator of quality. Game's much easier than the devs' previous 2 games, at least +--- 636222918 +For those who care - we just got some new Dead Red Hood info. Game'll be longer than anticipated, current (planned) release date is October at the very least. December is a more realistic release date +--- 636223043 +>>636222918 +wasnt he going to make a game about the demonic princesses? or did that already come out? +--- 636223179 +>>636223043 +That one is next. +--- 636223692 +>>636222918 +Based, is Columbo actually in? +--- 636223769 +>>636219384 +>>636219748 +>>636219803 +>>636219818 +>>636220085 +>>636220275 +>>636222452 +so which of the previous two games comes first? im willing to give the franchise a try but the lobotomy corporation looks kinda difficult and im pretty retarded i wonder how hard it will be for me +--- 636223841 +>>636223769 +lobotomy corporation is the first game, and arguably the best game in this franchise +--- 636223848 +>>636222141 +That was me btw get trolled you fucking dork LMAO +--- 636223868 +>>636223692 +Yeah +>>636223769 +Lobotomy then Ruina +--- 636223936 +>>636223769 +Lobotomy Corporation is the first one. And while it is difficult, the difficulty ramps up gradually +--- 636224148 +>>636221597 +So the best strat for N. Sinclair is to try to keep him around 28-29 sp so he doesn't distort at all since as soon as you hit -45, no matter if you heal a ton of SP from kills, winning clashes, passives, etc, he won't recover back up? +--- 636224158 +>>636216684 +>W Don +>oneshotting by turn 2 +you lose 1 turn count when the turn passes over and you only gain 10 from telepole +setup still takes 2 turns +--- 636224394 +>>636224158 +You gain bonus charge by envy res, and envy skills are very good so you will probably 12-13 charge in effect +--- 636224557 +Out of the stories you anons have read so far, which ones were your favorite? +Personally, and as weird as it sounds, I have a soft spot for Moby Dick, if only because I first read it when I was a kid. +--- 636224654 +>>636224158 +If it flips heads and you have another purple skill it gives 12. The other purple skill will be quick suppression or bodysack during railway autism. +--- 636224783 +>>636224557 +My top 3 are Crime & Punishment, Moby-Dick and the Aeneid +--- 636224808 +>>636214623 +Their base EGOs already get upthreaded as the story progresses, so nothing. +--- 636224814 +>>636224557 +L'Etranger. +--- 636224995 +>>636216775 +No. It was just for the first two weeks. +--- 636225186 +so from what I read a few threads ago, Carmen is the narrator for the game? +makes sense since the lunacy currency is based off her and so is Headless shark. +--- 636225190 +>>636224557 +Stranger, Illiad/Odyssey, Metamorphosis. +--- 636225227 +>>636218159 +We're definitely getting ABC Corp IDs in the future right? +--- 636225296 +>>636225227 +Hopefully not, I don't want my sinners to turn into even bigger jobbers. +--- 636225326 +>>636225190 +Make sure to check out the Aeneid. It's very much like the Iliad and the Odyssey, but arguably even better +--- 636225478 +>>636225296 +But we already have Kurokumo IDs +--- 636225582 +>>636225478 +Yeah but those are good in game at least. +I can already picture my sinners constantly kneeling because of HP staggers on every 5 HP lost if they turn into Claws. +--- 636225615 +Seeing N Corp Sinclair with two parts of the mark is really fucking me up, lads. + +I just want the sinners to be happy. I'm losing faith in the plAn. +--- 636225667 +Me thinks ruina is the only good game +--- 636225684 +>>636225615 +Can I make full page of JUSTed Sinners yet? +--- 636225770 +>>636225667 +Sorry, a slip of the tongue. Meant to say lobotomy +--- 636225784 +>>636225615 +Hey, he could still bounce back! It's possible! +--- 636225925 +>>636225582 +>t. jobberbura +--- 636225978 +>>636225615 +>I just want the sinners to be happy +But they are? The non-base IDs are literal what if scenarios, that Sinclair only happened because his Dante was incompetent. +We're competent though, we got a 3 mark Sinclair and made it to the Kitchen land with everyone happy. +--- 636226029 +>>636225978 +I had a four-mark Sinclair. What does that mean? +--- 636226069 +>>636226029 +Get 6 more and you can summon a dragon. +--- 636226206 +Yeah I think I'm unbricked +--- 636226338 +>>636226206 +>4587 +eehh +hag captcha +--- 636226360 +>>636224557 +In school, we were told to read the stranger and I never did cause I was like "Books? lmao" (and because french litterature can be extremely boring when it wants to. Don't ever read "A la recherche du temps perdu". What a hellish novel) + +After finishing high school, I ended up reading it while bored and absolutely fell in love with it. I do think that the plague (also by Camus) is better, but hey, limbus company has meursault and not Tarrou, so fuck me I guess. + +Also, sorry for blogposting, here's a cute girl. No, I don't master korrean/japanese twitter. Sorry +--- 636226389 +DIRECTOOOOOOOOR +--- 636226402 +>>636226338 +It all goes in here every day. +--- 636226456 +>>636226389 +>took him that long to figure it out +--- 636226483 +>>636226206 +>4587 lunacy +>55 modules +bro.. +--- 636226490 +>>636226389 +Anon... +--- 636226503 +>>636226402 +>recharging enkephalin +Holy BRICKED +--- 636226538 +>>636223841 +I personally like Ruina best, between cardgame autism, the character interactions, and the amazing music. +--- 636226565 +>>636226503 +>he doesn't know +--- 636226619 +>>636226483 +>3 base IDs in his team +>hodlfag +You already lost. Meanwhile I got everything. +--- 636226712 +>>636226619 +we will see about that +--- 636226729 +>>636224148 +Pretty much. +You can go lower to -34 in between uses of his 3rd skill. +>>636225227 +I really hope not. +That's just a bit too much for one group to have that doesn't lead to powerful people like Dias hunting them down for it. +The head would also care given it's a vulnerability for their secrets to leak unless the identities can't actually be used but are boss fights instead that are only possible to win due to the whole thing about how you can't use the true potential of the identities. +--- 636226835 +>How are we feeling about Sinclair's new ID? Do you think future IDs with negative coin flip values will have insane ranges? + +i thought i was on /pol/ while reading this and i had no idea wtf you were saying +yeet +--- 636226938 +>>636226835 +Are you that mindbroken by /pol/ or are you just a newfag +--- 636227037 +>>636226835 +are you fucking retarded or just pretending? +--- 636227105 +>>636226565 +people will tell others they're bricked to drive off others and have the most content +in a singleplayer game +--- 636227125 +>>636224557 +The Stranger, Crime & Punishment, The Odyssey are my top three +Wuthering Heights and Metamorphosis are close. Demian was great too. +Really, I liked them all a lot except Moby Dick. And I'm still putting off Dream of the Red Chamber, I have a vidya backlog too. +--- 636227131 +>>636226835 +--- 636227148 +>>636226938 +>>636227037 +that entire string of text makes no sense unless you know the context is videogames + +fucking idiots +--- 636227216 +>>636227148 +holy shit, you are so fucking stupid it's unbelievable +go kill yourself immediately +--- 636227253 +>>636227216 +kys troon gay fag +--- 636227286 +>>636226835 +this user is underage +--- 636227308 +>>636227148 +silly +dummy +dumbass +idiot +imbecile +retard +waste of skin +--- 636227331 +ignore the derailer you prudencelets +--- 636227336 +>Thread's have been alright since Sinclaire release +>Attention hungry faggots are trying to stir shit up +Anyways +--- 636227358 +>>636227148 +You have to be 18 or older to post here +--- 636227361 +>>636227253 +>everyone who rightfully calls me an idiot must be a dick chopper aaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeee +kill yourself +--- 636227367 +>>636226206 +Save some lunacy for the limited IDs in July. +--- 636227384 +>>636227286 +i am not +yolo rofl + +>>636227308 +>>636227331 +i am more interesting than whatever you are talking about + +i dont even know what videogame this thread is about +--- 636227397 +>>636227125 +An anon linked this and I ended up watching the whole thing, enjoyed it quite a bit + +https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqn1ctcI7B7FoIi6qYQCTLXiqSS2a1qNU +--- 636227403 +>>636227148 +>>/636227216 +>>/636227253 +>>/636227286 +>>/636227308 + +Take your gay ass fight elsewhere +--- 636227483 +>>636224557 +I liked Hell Screen quite a bit, and The Divine Comedy has been one of my favorite books for a while. I've recently started Dream of the Red Chamber, and it's been pretty good so far, although I'm still early enough that the protagonist has only recently been born. +--- 636227551 +>>636203862 (OP) +Wildly imbalanced and broken. I hate powercreep and the combat is lopsided shit. +--- 636227656 +>>636227125 +Moby-Dick is a rather experimental and divisive novel and you need a specific mindset to enjoy it. It definitely deserves its place among the all-time greats though +--- 636227769 +>>636227656 +Yeah, you need to be a butt pirate. Hard to read in multiple ways +--- 636227885 +>>636226206 +Time to unfriend everyone with nclair on their company or avatar. +--- 636227928 +>>636227885 +are kroomers really this buttblasted? +--- 636228043 +>>636227928 +>kroomers can't self-insert as a shota +--- 636228045 +so now that I am done with both LC and LoR, which spin off/side media do I have to move on to? I'm currently starting distortion detective but I think theres something else between LC and LoR +--- 636228071 +>>636227769 +Yes, and? What of it? +--- 636228074 +>>636203862 (OP) +> Do you think future IDs with negative coin flip values will have insane ranges? +Yeah, the design point of negative coin flip seems to be high values compared to positive coins. +But unreliability in use to counteract for it. + +They could change up how the sinner needs to be managed to differentiate it though. +For example, consider a sinner with negative coins they don't lose sanity on use but they have their skill 1 and/or 2 with a clash loss effect (+ protection as well or something) that gives them paralysis next turn. + +The idea is they want to be at high sanity in order to lose clashes, this then gives them a good amount of paralysis next turn that they can use to deal damage. +This would make them very good at guaranteed damage, so long as they have one side so the paralysis isn't spent. + +I'd imagine a Merasault negative coin ID would suit this as it's a tank role that chooses between dealing damage or clashing well with the paralysis it gained last turn. +--- 636228079 +actual sodomites wasting their time filling out captchas just to bully some anon for talking + +fucking unreal what has happened to 4chan lol + +no worries though the food and water supply for faggy americans is getting poisoned have fun +--- 636228080 +Has anyone brought Chef Ryoshu and N Sinclair to the railway to see how well they perform? +I'm thinking of giving it a go +--- 636228123 +>>636227885 +Sorry man, I liked having Mexican Sinclair on the TV screen sometimes but I got tired of it. +--- 636228127 +>>636228045 +That's it. Make sure to read Leviathan, it's set between LC and ligmus +--- 636228213 +>>636226483 +>241 modules +holy bricked +--- 636228448 +>>636228080 +RB ryosho is like 10x better than KK +--- 636228536 +>>636228080 +Good. +--- 636228828 +When can we get Carnival Ryoshu? +--- 636229023 +>>636228828 +Why the fuck are you asking us? We aren't the devs. +--- 636229106 +>>636228828 +3 months +--- 636229397 +>>636217373 +>>636217253 +That's not true. Next season, you won't be able to dispense S1 IDs and S1 event ones (until S3) but they'll be able to be gotten in generic gacha extraction. Or else any newfag in s2 is just fucked. They're 1000% doing a Sinclair character banner at some point in S2 for newcomers to catch-up +--- 636229491 +>>636228080 +>Chef Ryoshu +Really good. I used her solo vs the tour guide, 7 turns was fairly easy and 6 may be possible if you get lucky. She was otherwise fairly useful in all the other fights. +>N Sinclair +I'm not wasting any more time in the railway so I haven't tried him. He's probably good since he hits hard and wins clashes vs literally anyone, but he'll heal SP if he misses a fight which sounds annoying. +--- 636229507 +PM will do a season 1 round up banner with increased rates for all s1 ids before chapter 2 +>proof? +I saw it in a dream +--- 636229713 +Please for the love of god I have been asking for weeks how the fuck does the targetting work for the stew ego, does it target according to total values or percentuals? +--- 636229724 +>>636229507 +That does seem like the kind of thing they'd do since they need to fill out the delay time. +--- 636229727 +Is it possible to farm around 500 boxes or more befre the season ends or am I bricked. +--- 636229765 +>>636229727 +not even a bot could farm that many boxes bro +--- 636229778 +>>636229713 +Nobody knows because nobody actually uses that garbage. +--- 636229846 +>>636229727 +you do know that the s1 ids will still be dispensable after they rotate? They just wont be in the gacha +--- 636229887 +>>636229727 +yes. believe in yourself +--- 636230009 +>>636223769 +If you try Lobotomy Corp and don't enjoy it, just read the LP instead. + +https://lparchive.org/Lobotomy-Corporation/ +--- 636230031 +>>636227656 +Moby is best enjoyed with the /lit/ annotations desu, Melville is a dry motherfucker +--- 636230173 +>>636229846 +>They just wont be in the gacha +Wrong. The pool is going to get more and more diluted. +--- 636230209 +>>636226483 +>Level 36 +Did you start yesterday? +--- 636230223 +>>636229887 +Unironically yes +--- 636230325 +>Hell's chicken says 24 minutes left +monzo.... +--- 636230335 +>>636229727 +You'll level up from doing Mirror dungeons, allowing you to do more mirror dungeons. You just have to put tin the time. +--- 636230346 +>>636229491 +So far, things weak to blunt damage get straight up one shot by N Sinclair skill 3. +It's kind of like having an extra R Heathcliff on the team. +--- 636230386 +>>636230173 +>rolling on non target extractions will become a waste of time +such is life +--- 636230395 +>>636229727 +I think you'll be fine with just waiting it out for next season, if you grind like a madman on BP this and next season you should likely have everything +--- 636230497 +>>636229727 +Doing the missions and MD will get you 220-ish boxes from this week till the end of the season. +From my calculations, it's just shy of being possible if you do 5 MD's a day but I don't think that's neither reasonable nor sustainable with the amount of Enk it'll cost. +--- 636230592 +>>636229727 +For the record, I'm missing janny Don, horny Ish and Idealman's 00 and have 60 boxes left. I'm making Don my priority because I really like LCCB Ish and I don't think I'd switch to R corp even if I had her. +--- 636230703 +>>636229727 +>240 energy per day +>12 modules +>4 wasted on luxcavation for daily. 8 left +>Accounting for free entries this is 11 MDs per 3 days. 25.7 per week. +>This is 219 battle pass exp and 15 crates per week +>Dailies gives you 70exp per week +>weeklies 20exp per week +>A total of 309 exp per week. 30 redeems. +If you don't have BP bought you get 45 boxes per week. If you do you have 105. So in other words, in order to make it, you'll have to grind off like 4-5 per MDs, and you will be refilling energy with lunacy because your regen mathematically won't keep up. 4-5 MDs per day sounds like a pain but doable. Of course I assume you have BP because if you don't you're insane for even asking. +--- 636230712 +Can we go back to super stealth threads? +--- 636230775 +>>636222918 +Those cgs of Red Hood killing people reminded me of LoR Card Art. +--- 636230776 +No, but you can go back. +--- 636230814 +>>636230712 +>make stealth thread +>SEAnigger zena tertiaries make regular limbus thread and shitpost to necrobump +--- 636230838 +Evil hags running Korea... a new age! +--- 636230845 +>>636230703 +4-5 MDs per day*. Probably a bit over 2 hours per day mashing the win rate button plus whoever long luxcavation takes (you can't skip it you'll be using way too many modules). +--- 636230885 +>>636230775 +My thoughts exactly. +--- 636230910 +>>636230814 +As it should be +--- 636230963 +>>636230814 +this, fuck these retards +--- 636231016 +>>636230775 +>>636230885 +https://youtu.be/zEH-jbFkoec [Embed] +--- 636231047 +>>636222918 +>>636230775 +>>636230885 +**AHEM** +TWENTY. NEVER COMING BACK EVER. +It is all. +--- 636231069 +I don't like Sinclair, pic unrelated +--- 636231129 +>>636230592 +Just do your dailies and buy Don before the end of the season. Don't grind like a chink for an entire month just for two shitty IDs on a game that won't even have new content before new season anyways so even if you want to try them you'll have nothing interesting to use them on. +--- 636231324 +>>636230386 +Thats just every mobage ever. +At least you cant get dupes from EGOs +--- 636231445 +>>636231047 +based +--- 636231472 +>>636230386 +Its honestly already a waste of time unless you need literally everything. The odds are horrendous even if you do like 50 rolls. +--- 636231514 +>>636231047 +--- 636231694 +>>636230776 +Zenafag? +--- 636231757 +You equipped more than one ring, yes? +--- 636231964 +WELL? +--- 636231986 +>>636231964 +always choose nominable +--- 636232026 +>>636231964 +nowadays there's no reason to choose the other one +--- 636232083 +>>636231964 +Always, always nominable. Being able to focus fewer shards on one character is way better than having more shards but spread out over everyone. +--- 636232085 +Earlier today I was wondering how Meursault's story will fit into Limbus and literally forgot there was a huge event where dazzling light covered the city and made everyone weird. I'm fucking stupid. +--- 636232173 +>>636231964 +Are you a whale? Random +Otherwise always nominable. +--- 636232190 +Nclaires animations and sfx are pure sex (no homo) +is there any way to rip the animations yet? +--- 636232265 +>>Obviously red boxes, you're one of us chads that have every ID and EGO, right? +--- 636232302 +>>636231964 +>>636232265 +Don't know what happened to my brain there but whatever. +--- 636232304 +>>636232265 +Who are you quoting? +--- 636232354 +>>636232304 +Me, the voice in his head. +--- 636232364 +>>636232304 +He's quoting me. +--- 636232447 +>>636232085 +I saw a pretty cool post on 4chan about how Meursault's idea of "everybody is selfish in the city" was just not giving a shit about being personally selfish in a traditional way, but self-satisfying by doing whatever the fuck anybody wants in an "unselfish" way +--- 636232449 +>>636232085 +One thing we haven't seen is how other people outside LC saw the lights. +I think only wonderlab actually showed it, so I do hope we get a flashback to it at some point. +--- 636232456 +>>636232304 +Those 2 anons +>>636232354 +>>636232364 +--- 636232536 +I will never willingly do something that isn't fun. +Henceforth this extension does nothing since I was never going to grind it in the first place. +--- 636232551 +>>636232447 +What? +--- 636232583 +>>636232536 +I kneel, NEETgod +--- 636232596 +>>636232265 +Actually. +Yes. +--- 636232636 +one of my friends fucked off to korea about 10 years ago and now he works for monzo somehow +he sent me this pic of a new ID coming before s1 end, it will be a teaser for chapter 4's story +--- 636232664 +>>636232447 +Anon I know what you are talking about but this reads like I stroke have now when writting this may. +--- 636232724 +>>636232447 +>I saw a pretty cool post on 4chan +I don't like what this implies. +--- 636232762 +>>636232664 +I don’t have a clue what he is talking about and i am also having a stroke +--- 636232765 +>>636232551 +>>636232664 +Yeah sorry, I mean to say this: +Meursault's "disease of the mind" is ironically just being very non-selfish outwardly as possible +--- 636232864 +>>636232765 +you mean unironically +--- 636232987 +whats the name of the funny forest friend that gives you regen if you ignore him? +--- 636233003 +>>636232447 +>on 4chan +Leave +--- 636233027 +>>636232765 +You mean he never does anything for himself? It is hard for me to tell if that is the case or not +--- 636233134 +>>636233003 +--- 636233136 +>>636232265 +I started picking red and I’ll probably continue doing so next season unless they kneecap box rates. I want to max uptie everything so every box helps +--- 636233161 +>>636232449 +We at least got two brief snippets from Roland irrc. +1. There was an unnatural calm over the city, less crime rate. +2. People coming in the library (who had light in them) were extremely atypical of the city in a way Roland hadn't seen: Usually carrying empathy, love for others, or unusually reckless courage/ambition. +--- 636233164 +>>636232765 +>non-selfish +But being selfish isn't the disease of the mind? It's literally the opposite. +--- 636233184 +>be in papa bongy fight +>gripclair is very close to corroding +>"ah what the hell, I'll use lifetime stew, it'll target the bongies anyway" +>he corrodes +>all bongies die +>he has two actions +>shit.jpg +>proceeds to nuke the fuck out of my team, obliterating r heath and leaving w don just barely alive, everyone with a ton of burn count because the chicken gift +>reagins sanity, goes back to unga'ing the shit out of papa bongy like nothing happened +>papa kills himself with burn and bleed and we pull the win anyways +genuinely the most fun I've had in the game thus far +fucking kek i love insanemaxxing +--- 636233229 +>>636233164 +Ok Carmen +--- 636233230 +anyone have the looped animation for nclaire? +--- 636233274 +>>636233229 +I think you need to replay LobCo and Ruina. EGO is called EGO for a reason. +--- 636233298 +>>636233184 +I hope they do more minus coin ids. Nclaire is turbo fun so far +--- 636233328 +>>636232724 +I warned you motherfuckers that I felt this in my bones +the clandestine discord that links to these threads is REAL +--- 636233332 +>>636233161 +The second point is about the effects of the light after the fact. +I more mean how the fact that the light basically put the entire city to sleep was just a side note. +--- 636233438 +>>636233274 +Saying selfish for the disease as in lacking empathy and being a bugman +--- 636233514 +>>636233438 +youre posts are actual white damage permeating through my screen +--- 636233559 +>>636231016 +Hehe this is great +--- 636233578 +>>636233514 +But the City was bugmen central pre-Light +--- 636233650 +>>636233438 +ESL-kun… your posts are too powerful for me to understand… +--- 636233994 +>>636233650 +I'm actually the anon that made the strokepost, not the anon that wrote the Meur idea. I think he actually gave me minor aneurysm. diff --git a/v/636204403.txt b/v/636204403.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7e611554f83087e08f7ec03e759d84d6c6fe5d30 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636204403.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +----- +--- 636204403 +DMC thread +--- 636204787 +>>636204403 (OP) +I will post the same meme but with DMC5 tomorrow, anon +--- 636206426 +>>636204403 (OP) +Would the DMC cast like Starwars? +--- 636206560 +>>636204403 (OP) +>mfw doing a fresh run on SoS +I made a huge mistake, Nero with no DT actually hurts to play. Also any tips on how to nail JC cancels? +--- 636207403 +>>636204787 +Das my birfday +--- 636207635 +>>636204403 (OP) +I liked DMC4 +--- 636208051 +>>636207403 +Happy almost birthday anon! +--- 636209268 +I am nearing 700 hours in DMC 5 +--- 636210481 +>>636206426 +no +--- 636210691 +>>636206426 +>family values +>autistic sword battles +>gigantic gun fights +>crazy ayys +yeah +--- 636210863 +Does anyone here know how to curve Nero's Streak in 5? I've done it by accident a few times, but I still don't know what the input is. +--- 636210870 +>>636210481 +uhhh is that joe biden on the left? +--- 636211031 +Devil may-- Run up on a nigga +--- 636211170 +>>636210870 +The legendary devil president. +--- 636211447 +Does anyone remember an edit of this scene with Dante wondering what to have on his pizza? + +>>636204787 +I'm going to forget and not find it tomorrow. +--- 636211623 +>>636206426 +Definitely. +--- 636212103 +>>636211623 +When DMC5 came out, I was a tad disappointed that Nero finding out that Vergil was his dad wasn't a one for one remake of that scene in Empire. +--- 636213535 +>>636212103 +Nah that scene is great +>WHAT IS IT THEN +--- 636214402 +Since we are not getting a new game for quite a while, I kind of wish Dante would cameo in that Death Island RE movie, if only because It would jump some life in these dead threads. +--- 636214546 +>>636214402 +Would be cool if got an animated DMC movie like that +--- 636214547 +DMC2 remake when? +--- 636214863 +>>636214547 +Never, even though it's the one in the most need of a remake +--- 636215124 +>>636214546 +Kind of want something set in-between 3 and 1 personally, Preferably with a Enzo cameo since we haven't seen him yet. Inless DMC and Bayo somehow share the same world. +--- 636215235 +>>636215124 +>Unless DMC and Bayo...share the same world +just give us a damn crossover game already. +--- 636215602 +>>636215235 +Come on Platinum, Bayo 4 with Dante showing up end of the announcement trailer while Frank Sinatra's Fly Me To The Moon plays in the background would break the internet. +--- 636216352 +>>636210863 +Retard here, what do you mean by curving? Changing the direction? +--- 636217362 +>>636216352 +Yes, changing direction mid-attack. I said "curve" because I didn't want to confuse anyone who thought I meant to change directions before actually launching the attack. +--- 636217397 +>>636204403 (OP) +Trish and Lady should've been playable in 5 +--- 636217683 +>>636204403 (OP) +--- 636217704 +>>636217362 +You input the move, then quickly release the lock-on button and tilt the stick in the desired direction. Only works with EX-Streak (any level) +--- 636217812 +>>636204403 (OP) +for once an actual good meme +5fags and nufags really made it insufferable to be on the internet in the last few years +--- 636217945 +>>636207403 +happy early bday bro hope u have a good one +--- 636218179 +I thought 2 was last chronologically, but on the wiki it says it's +3>1>2>4>5 +Did they change it or is wiki wrong? +--- 636218192 +Finally a good thread. +--- 636218305 +>>636218179 +I'm pretty sure at some point (early 2010's) the claim was that 2 took place after 4 +--- 636218490 +Some anon said it in another thread that the Shitflix anime got canned because the poo behind it announced its production before acquiring the rights for the IP. Does anyone have any proof of that? +--- 636218590 +>>636218179 +>Prior to 5, the timeline went 3>1>4>2, mostly because it was easy to exile 2 to the end of the timeline and wash their hands of it +>A month before 5 comes out, the timeline gets shifted so 2 takes place between 1 (technically after the anime) and before 4 +>The 3-1-4-2 artbook is given a Japan exclusive re-release like the week before and still uses the original title because get fucked I guess +--- 636219165 +>>636217704 +Ah, that's it. Thank you. +--- 636219752 +>>636218590 +>3-1-4-2 +Why the fuck would they do that? +--- 636219873 +>>636219752 +Because they didn't want to acknowledge 2 so they just stuck it at the end, and between just 1, 3 and 4, the obvious chronology is 3>1>4. +--- 636219910 +>>636218179 +They changed it for the release of 5 +--- 636220070 +>>636218179 +With 5 they tried to correct the entire timeline, including games, novels, etc +With 5's launch they changed DMC 2 placement on the timeline with the "Devil May Cry 5: Before the Nightmare" prequel book that was made to fix 2's ending afaik +--- 636220459 +>>636204403 (OP) +As someone who never played DMC1 in the past... and i tried playing it for the first time a few months ago, i found the gameplay very clunky. +Is DMC1 overrated? I feel like i should just skip to DMC3 and then replay 4 then play 5 for the first time. +--- 636220797 +>>636220459 +I see DMC1 as a great adventure game with good gameplay from the early 6th gen, just like Ninja Gaiden Black +IMO DMC1 has a great atmosphere and "sense of adventure", just focus on this and less on the gameplay +--- 636220805 +>>636219165 +You're welcome. I don't think Nero has other moves that can be redirected like this but it works with Dante's Redline and Fullthrottle too if you care. +--- 636221487 +>>636220459 +Its definitely going to feel rough by today's standards but is still a great game. That said, it took a couple tries for it to click with me too, so I ended up skipping it the first couple of times. Maybe playing 3 might make 1 feel a bit better so you can go back to it. +--- 636221783 +>>636220805 +>works with Dante's Redline and Fullthrottle +Good to know, thanks again! +--- 636221804 +>>636220459 +Skip to 3 and get wowed by the flashy cutscenes you little bitch baby zoomer. +--- 636221965 +>>636220459 +play all the games in order, yes even 2 and the reboot +--- 636222760 +>>636219752 +Another point that was floating about was that Dante was so quiet in 2 due to getting older and more serious as time went on, therefore 3>1>4>2 +--- 636223075 +>>636221783 +By the way, are you the casino poster? +--- 636223227 +>>636222760 +I liked better the theory that Dante went emo after DMC1 due to the events with his brother +--- 636223647 +>>636223227 +>dande was depressed and sad cuz hiz brudder died even though he has a smoking hot mommy gf sidekick now but that don't matter cuz he's sad and depressed for his brotherly homo love +................nah +--- 636223675 +>>636223075 +Nah. But just to be clear, are you talking about that anon who always lists a casino level in the DMC wishlist threads? +--- 636224227 +>>636223227 +He was depressed after 3 and a decade later in 1, he hides it with his cool persona. He stays depressed after 1 because he still couldn't save Vergil but he did save a demon who looks like his mother. The theory is that sometime after 1, Dante becomes more alone and depressed. +--- 636224325 +>>636223675 +Yeah. Just assumed you're him since iirc he also used to attach cool Nero arts to his posts +--- 636224487 +>>636220459 +DMC1 might not be up to par with rest of the series, but you have to see it in the right context. It's a game from 2001 that only got made because of Shinji Mikami's whim, so while it might be clunky in some aspects it also has no right being as good as it is. +--- 636224490 +>>636224227 +Or maybe.........he doesn't care about Nelo at all. Maybe he saw the movie Blade and thought it would be cool to be all silent and mystery. Why are you fags trying so hard to push this cringe Supernatural TV drama. +--- 636224603 +>>636220805 +Hard Way is also totally lock-on free. +--- 636224620 +>>636224487 +>DMC1 might not be up to par with rest of the series +Maybe not because it's a few leagues ahead of them. +--- 636225000 +>>636224620 +--- 636225228 +>>636225000 +Yeah i'm right. +--- 636225881 +>>636223647 +retard +--- 636226036 +>>636225881 +Go watch a mexican soap opera or something +--- 636227249 +>>636223647 +We had this: +https://youtu.be/Y4cWu-0g2P8 [Embed] + +So he was cracking up already +--- 636228670 +>>636226036 +watch my cock in your mouth +--- 636231168 +>>636204403 (OP) +I haven't played 4, is that game the reason people hate Nero? He wasn't so bad in 5, but I preferred Dante. +--- 636231996 +>>636231168 +No, Nero's like the best part of 4, it's everyone around him that sucks. The only other guy in The Order with something that resembles a personality is Agnus. diff --git a/v/636206053.txt b/v/636206053.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d1f4d62e54554f097ddcd3da3c20e47c1d1f0093 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636206053.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1610 @@ +----- +--- 636206053 +Thoughts? Will it affect future FF games? +--- 636206259 +your last thread got autosage'd +take the hint you autistic faggot + +>>636194878 → +--- 636206569 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Thoughts? +I won't buy a PS5 to play this as originally planned + +>Will it affect future FF games? +Be very wary of Final Fantasy 7: Rebirth +--- 636206710 +>>636206053 (OP) +Based +--- 636206905 +>>636206053 (OP) +Saudi should ban PS5 altogether since it's the LGBT console. +--- 636207000 +Is there really a fag scene? What the fuck +--- 636207098 +>>636206053 (OP) +You have created 23 threads about this same topic. +Today. +--- 636207128 +>>636207000 +2023 anon +--- 636207318 +>>636206569 +>doompost +>cat avatar +Kek it never fails +--- 636207418 +>>636206053 (OP) +Square are pandering to faggots in the west, alienating their own audiences in japan that don't like it and people everywhere else. +--- 636207442 +>>636207000 +>Sony exclusive +>Not expecting actual gay shit +Get with the times +--- 636207462 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Thoughts? +Square is following Sony's path of becoming a hellhole. +I worry for Dragon Quest, if they americanize that the compagny is 100% dead. +Will it affect future FF games? +Will Square survive this and FF7R2? The past year was all about acting like it they were not in a terrible shape. +--- 636207483 +>>636207000 +Yes there is +Support Xenoblade 3 and embrace Jesus +>>636207418 +That's why it will bomb +--- 636207493 +>>636206053 (OP) +I will now buy your game +--- 636207656 +>>636207418 +>Pandering to 2.5% of the population +Why though +--- 636207751 +>>636206259 +autism never learns +--- 636208064 +>>636206053 (OP) +>A leak was posted a few months ago detailing that Final Fantasy XVI would be blocked from release in the Middle East due to a certain gay character in the game having explicit scenes. +So they are just jumping to their own conclusions based on leaks from 4chan lmao. Explicit scene can mean anything, in the context of gay just having to guys hold hands and say '' I love you '' is considered explicit because straight people cannot stop thinking about prolapsed assholes and shit on dick. +--- 636208410 +>>636206053 (OP) +Playstation themselves literally call the PS5 the LGBTQHIV console, so expect this from all console exclusives on Sony's platform. +--- 636208449 +>>636206053 (OP) +i hope this is sony's bullshit and square don't start bringing this shit to xiv +--- 636208630 +>>636208064 + +>/v/ makes up fake bullshit +>gossip rap picks up fake bullshit and writes an """article""" +>gets posted on /v/ +>/v/ gets outraged on its own bullshit + +psyop in action +--- 636208680 +>>636207656 +Access to Jew money markets +--- 636209374 +Gay sex is just as beautiful and natural as straight sex, you fucking fags. +--- 636209839 +>>636207656 +Because they saw this and are dumb +--- 636210079 +>>636209374 +Sodomy isn't sex +--- 636210147 +>>636208064 +it's even more retarded because the leak they are quoting specifically said there was no gay sex scene, just that Dion was gay +all the SA stuff came after +--- 636210405 +>>636206053 (OP) +Can someone dox Barry's location already? +--- 636210568 +>>636206053 (OP) +Kinda based +--- 636210672 +>>636209374 +>fags +:( +>fags, japan +:) +--- 636210867 +>>636206053 (OP) +Most regrettable, Square Enix. Did you perchance misread these letters as "Sodomy Arabia"? +--- 636211019 +>>636206905 +I wish we would do it not only PS but anything pushing faggotry but they are allowing netflix so there is no hope. +--- 636211203 +>>636207418 +Also youshipiss said he doesn't like the term JRPG. The guy is lunatic and westernizing series, making it too easy also only one playable character I hate this fag so much it's unreal. +--- 636211252 +Still the King +--- 636211264 +>>636209839 +saudis don't want this to happen to their kids, the more you put this faggot shit in media the more kids will copy it +--- 636211468 +>>636211264 +True but social media is more dangerous now also access to streaming holyjew propaganda. +--- 636211848 +>>636211468 +games and movies are worse becasue kids emulate these characters, even if they aren't gay. it will confuse them for years +--- 636213214 +>>636206053 (OP) +>add gay sex +>its not even lesbians + +Pre order fucking canceled +--- 636213687 +>>636206053 (OP) +>FFXV has an INTIMATE GAY SEX SCENE + +YOU WHAT?!?! Is that for real? Even FFXV didn't have an INTIMATE GAY SEX SCENE and all the guys looked like homosexuals. What the fuck? +--- 636213963 +>intimate gay sex scene +>on a PlayStation exclusive +>again +Welcome to the "PlayStation Experience". +--- 636214018 +>>636210079 +So the same could be said if it's practiced between heterosexuals. Oral sex isn't considered sex by that idea, do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? +--- 636214285 +>>636206053 (OP) +Not Final Fantasy +--- 636214381 +>>636214018 +Correct. What are you arguing here? Oral and anal sex are not as beautiful as actual sexual intercourse. Why is that ridiculous to say? At least vaginal sex serves the beautiful function of creating life, the other two simply serve to sate your lusts and one of them gets feces on your dick. Wow, really beautiful. +--- 636214469 +>>636214018 +Correct +--- 636214659 +>esrb review mentions one implied sex scene +>It's obviously the one in the trailers between Benedikta and Barnabas +>Saudis will ban anything if the developer won't make a censored version of it just for them, which CBU3 probably just refused to do because it was something plot relevant like Joshua getting blood splattered on him +Can't wait for 40 days of these threads! +--- 636215071 +larping tradfags should be killed +--- 636215295 +>>636214381 +>>636214469 +It's still a sexual activity, I wasn't debating as to them being a beautiful function. They are still acts that utilizes the humans sexual organs with different orifices'. Diseases can still spread through that even in vaginal sex that can occur if one's not taking the proper precautions. +--- 636215385 +Nobody will give a shit in SA since they can just import it. It's a nothingburger. +--- 636215435 +>>636215295 +Is a dog having sex when it humps a vacuum cleaner? +--- 636215461 +>>636206053 (OP) +maybe it's a lesbian scene. if I wanted to fish for lgbt points without damaging the vision I'd put lesbo scenes. +--- 636215589 +>intimate scene +>japanese game +so let guess; they hold hands +--- 636215665 +>>636215435 +What is the need to throw out false equivalencies? +--- 636215679 +>>636215665 +What's false about it? +--- 636215789 +>>636213963 +I guess he was half right after all. +--- 636216003 +>>636215461 +Lesbians are a boring and tired trope. Might as well just add a straight couple instead for brownie points. +--- 636216578 +>>636206053 (OP) +>devs don't bow down to hypocritical shitskin moralfags +Old /v/ would have called Square fags yet based as well. +--- 636216645 +I'll support him when he shows he won't bend to the US and the west either. +--- 636216676 +>>636216578 +Old /v/ sounds like a bunch of faggots +--- 636216857 +>>636216645 +already told the muh blacks to fuck off +--- 636217030 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Thoughts? Will it affect future FF games? +Its a big hoohaa over nothing. The board was ready to approve the thing except for one guy according to rumors. It was hypocritical because shows like Game of Thrones is easily available there. Furthermore content from streaming services arent blocked and games like the last of us 2 can easily be ordered +its just one bigoted moral fag getting his panties in a twist +--- 636217182 +Do you remember when FF was about family values, loyalty in relationships and love? So much changed. +--- 636217269 +>>636217182 +I remember thinking female protagonist was as bad as things would get +--- 636217281 +>>636206053 (OP) +Honestly we need more gay sex in FF. They've had it too good for too long. +--- 636217389 +>>636211252 +Long live the King! +--- 636217406 +>>636216676 +KYS, election tourist. +--- 636217463 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Earlier final fantasies, romance starts and ends with kisses and hugs +>New one comes out and its hardcore gay sex on screen +I hate the future. +--- 636217476 +>>636216645 +they already added faggot shit +--- 636217484 +>>636217182 +man, how the fuck am i feeling nostalgic for FF13 +--- 636217514 +>>636206053 (OP) +>gay sex scene +I will now buy your game +--- 636217565 +>>636217269 +>I remember thinking female protagonist was as bad as things would get +U fucking wot m8? +--- 636217612 +>>636215295 +Yeah, you can spread diseases through sneezing at someone too. Sexual intercourse involves two sexual organs reciprocating with one another. Sodomy involves a single sexual organ bring stimulated, often at the detriment of the reciever. Look, I love oral stimulation as well but I don't consider it to be nearly on the same level as sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, one of the most intimate and beautiful moment two people can share with eachother, especially when it creates another life. Gays will never experience what it is to truly be connected in that way with someone else, it is honestly extremely sad to me and I understand why cultures and religion has advocated against homosexuality since forever. It's detrimental to the people who practice it and those people being open about it is detrimental to the people around them, because the more normalized it becomes the more people will never experience the incredible wonders of heterosexuality. +--- 636217627 +>game has a full white cast who defeat not! Muslim barbarians +>/vpol/ hates it because of one gay +You people deserve shit games forever. +--- 636217694 +>>636217269 +You was wrong and girls were the best. +--- 636217715 +>>636216857 +Are there any upskirts or 1980's anime sexual tropes? +--- 636217716 +>>636206053 (OP) +Thanks for letting me know not to buy the game sandniggers +--- 636217841 +>>636217627 +Muslims are right about faggots +--- 636217886 +>>636217716 +You never thought of buying it in the first place. Like Twitter zombies, you follow the trend here. +--- 636217962 +>>636217841 +They're all poop skin inbred pedophiles. Go live among them, fag. +--- 636218071 +>>636206053 (OP) +NOOOOOOO!!! + +GAIJIN PAYPIGGU RIKE GAY!!! + +I NO RIKE GAY!! + +I NO RIKE FINAR FANTASCHAIZU HOMOSEXUARU ROVE!!! + +NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! +--- 636218119 +>>636217612 +Then let's agree to disagree, I am not saying one is better than the other. I am simply stating that they are both sexual acts. Sodomy isn't solely done by homosexuals there are many heterosexuals that engage in the practice, one big example is found in oral sex. Plus it's not as if every heterosexual has the interest to participate in sexual intercourse. Is it detrimental to them as well, if they aren't interested in having kids or what about those who unfortunately can't have children due to infertility? Will they forever lack the experience in which it is like to be connected to their significant other? And it is not as if homosexuals can change their attraction, the same goes for heterosexuals. +--- 636218127 +>>636218071 +Hey, Kotakufag, shouldn't you be whining about Nintendo instead? +--- 636218276 +unironically think it'd be based if Saudi Arabia got into the Vidya Market and started making kino. +--- 636218389 +>>636206053 (OP) +WHY does it have a fucking gay sex scene in the first place, its fucking Final Fantasy, it shouldn't even have a fucking STRAIGHT SEX SCENE. WHY does Final fantasy need to have ANY SEX SCENE FOR GODS SAKE. + +FUCK DEGENERATES. I'M STARTING TO THINK RELIGIOUS PEOPLE WERE RIGHT. +--- 636218409 +>>636218276 +Guess if you hate tits, sex, secular characters, and white skin, you'll enjoy Middle Eastern made vidya. +--- 636218516 +>>636218389 +ESG MONEY, FAGGOT. +Have you not been paying attention to Capcom, Square, etc? +--- 636218568 +>>636217886 +I did want to buy it but find faggots to be absolutely disgusting, however not as disgusting as trannies like yo. Cope and seethe that people don’t want to waste their money on faggot shit and are only ever supportive of you as a pleasantry. + +Sodomites are fucking freaks. Literal genetic dead end mutants who pound shit and are only able to live past 30 because of modern medicine. +--- 636218614 +>>636218516 +Actual proof or just your schizo headcanon? +--- 636218630 +>>636218516 +Fuck your money, fuck their investors money, fuck their money in general. Fuck everyones money. Its fucking Final Fantasy, its a FANTASY ADVENTURE. ITS NOT MEANT TO BE A FUCKING REFLECTION of YOUR bullshit. +--- 636218651 +>>636218409 +>nooo you can’t produce content that doesn’t make me want to masturbate + +The fuck is wrong with Americans? +--- 636218665 +>>636206053 (OP) +its budlight all over again, time to boycott +--- 636218709 +>>636218409 +not getting anyway +--- 636218748 +Tranny game +--- 636218859 +>>636218651 +>>>>/reddit/ is that way, Abdul. Just because your dick got mutilated and is dead due to your parents hating you, it doesn't mean we're the same. +--- 636218865 +>>636218665 +Just don’t forget to spread the news and it’ll work. People will gaslight, virtue signal etc online for it for brownie points but not actually bother to buy the game because in reality nobody actually likes faggots and everyone finds them to be fucking disgusting shit eaters +--- 636218879 +>>636206053 (OP) +I'm fine with a gay scene if there's a mommy fuck scene as well. Will there be? +--- 636218890 +Dropped. +--- 636218968 +>>636206053 (OP) +Fuck Square Enix the sandniggers are right +--- 636219005 +>>636218748 +>>636218890 +HRT fueled posts. +>>636218879 +There's a nude scene with the mc and his homely childhood friend. +--- 636219031 +>>636218859 +Tranny peado detected. + +Why are you so upset over people not wanting to pay to watch sodomite erotic fiction? Homosexuals are fucking disgusting creatures. +--- 636219058 +LGBTQ +--- 636219059 +>>636210079 +Sodomy is everything that doesn’t end in pregnancy. +Besides, what do you degenerate faggots have to do with morals when you’re in the time wasting forum is beyond me +--- 636219115 +kek they can't help themselves +--- 636219121 +>>636207418 +The only people that "don't like it" are mentally ill shut ins, 99% of whom weren't going to buy it anyways, or 40 to 80 year old people who don't know what Final Fantasy even is. +--- 636219134 +>>636219005 +Tranny coomer upset that other people do not want to watch faggots fuck eachother up the ass for $90 +--- 636219146 +>>636219031 +Abdul, you spending time here is degeneracy and will shame your parents. Hope they'll punished you by marrying you off to your ugliest cousin. +--- 636219157 +>>636217484 +>man, how the fuck am i feeling nostalgic for FF13 +Claire games were flawed but still had soul. All of them. +--- 636219207 +>>636218389 +>it shouldn't even have a fucking STRAIGHT SEX SCENE. +You are absolutely correct. Implying that sex happened is fine, but nobody wants to see this cringe. +--- 636219235 +>>636211848 +>games and movies are worse becasue kids emulate these characters, even if they aren't gay. it will confuse them for years +/v/ has literally become what they hated original, fucking lmao +--- 636219287 +>>636206053 (OP) +So dark and mature. +--- 636219293 +>>636219134 +Not tranny, but you sure act like one with all this projection. +--- 636219337 +>>636219005 +Wtf is this true? +--- 636219379 +>>636219235 +Nu/v/ is made up election tourists and Redditors who come here to blow steam that would ban them. +--- 636219393 +>>636219146 +>not obsessed with sticking my dick in the place people shit out of or watching others do the same act +>must be a devout muslim + +Kek Americans have actually gone insane the fuck happened since Bush left office +--- 636219447 +Japan has a long history of faggotry, I don't know how any of you retards are surprised. +--- 636219462 +>>636219337 +It's not sex, but they bathe together. +--- 636219526 +>>636219447 +Literally every country on Earth has it. +Americans just get worried about skydad striking them down for sticking it down a twink's mouth. +--- 636219528 +>>636219379 +>everyone who doesn’t want to watch gay porn isn’t a real anon + +The levels of cope here are off the charts +--- 636219530 +>>636219235 +That’s what /pol/ busybodies do to any fucking board they infiltrate. Hiroshimo should just pull a /news/ again and destroy it +--- 636219586 +>>636219393 +>he continues to space like this +Abdul, you really need to stop yourself from being influenced by Western attitudes from here. +--- 636219607 +>>636219526 +The only reason you are able to live past 25 is big pharma + +Sodomy is a death sentence in a pre industrial country +--- 636219616 +>>636206905 +Imagine being there and not smiling, then everyone notices and comes at you like it's invasion of the bodysnatchers. +--- 636219672 +>>636219528 +Return to R*ddit, you piece of shit. 4chan isn't your trash dump. +--- 636219702 +>>636219586 +Holy shit, you’re right. I’ll just stick in my sandpit while you insane homosexuals literally fuck eachother to death. +--- 636219713 +>>636219530 +You know you can post on more than one board right? +>destroy pol so they're forced to post on every other board +Truly the brightest and best minds. +--- 636219785 +>>636219672 +Cutting your penis off doesn’t make you a woman just a eunuch +--- 636219806 +>>636219607 +>The only reason you are able to live past 25 is big pharma +>Sodomy is a death sentence in a pre industrial country +People have been bumming each other for fucking millennia, there are constant records of even the Greeks and Romans doing it at their height. +The only reason Americans and Saudis are so against it is because skydad said "No". +--- 636219854 +>>636219607 +>he actually thinks all gay sex is anal +Despite what porn may show, frotting, oral, and thigh rubbing is more popular. +>>636219785 +Stop projecting, /pol/tranny. +--- 636219919 +>>636206053 (OP) +>XVI +???? + +Didn't Squaresoft end Final Fantasy with X? How can there be a XVI when there's no XI, XII, XIII, XIV and XV? +--- 636219938 +>>636219785 +>>636219528 +>The /pol/fag is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a shill, parasite, swindler, retard, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a /pol/fag and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.” +--- 636220015 +>>636219806 +>but the greeks +Being a homo was punishable by death in ancient Greece. Stop listening to jews. +Even if it was true, you'd just be spouting an appeal to common practice fallacy. + +>Skydad +When a fictional character has more common sense than actual humans you know you got problems. +--- 636220019 +>>636219806 +Yeah they have, and it always carried a considerably shorter life span because continued sodomy is a death sentence in a pre-industrial world. + +Who’s going to deworm you? +Who’s going to deal with that fissure? +Who’s going to handle that prolapse? +Where are you getting those diapers from? +How do you deal with that rash? + +Homosexuals always died young because sodomy is a death sentence +--- 636220115 +>>636206053 (OP) +Yoshida will be sent back to the MMO ghetto. +XIV will die. +They will try another MMO. It will fail. +SE will die. +Then Nomura will release a game that saves the company and brings it back to life. +--- 636220132 +>>636219854 +>>636219938 +Is there a literal discord full of men in dresses in here brigading? Lol so pathetic to think about some gangly faggots getting so angry because people don’t want to buy games with gays in them +--- 636220173 +/pol/trannies deserve to be gassed. We literally cannot talk about any game with those subhumans around. +--- 636220181 +>>636219447 +Nobody cared about it when they kept to themselves and weren't abusing children, attempting to normalize mental illness or trying to destroy the nuclear family out of pure spite. The degeneracy has gone too far. +--- 636220205 +>>636220132 +Anon, this is what MMO players are and always have been. +There was not enough gatekeeping. +--- 636220217 +>>636219806 +>there are constant records of even the Greeks and Romans doing it +From the same people who recorded how Moses received the ark of the covenant from God and parted the red sea? + +Go and list those "records" and who wrote them. +--- 636220224 +>>636220173 +Idc, nobody is going to buy a game about gay men still +--- 636220237 +>intimate gay sex scene +I'm guessing based on the middle east's history of blowing up over the smallest thing, it probably has two men who are friends or some stupid shit. +--- 636220261 +>>636220217 +>>636220019 +>reddit spacing +Go back already. +--- 636220297 +>>636220015 +>Being a homo was punishable by death in ancient Greece. Stop listening to jews. +Coping +>Even if it was true, you'd just be spouting an appeal to common practice fallacy. +And why do you hate gay people? Oh, it's because you wish you were raised out by an innawoods commune and instead have to whine from California or where ever (probably wish you were white too). +>>636220019 +That's why every society has fucking records of people fucking each other in the ass or giving oral in the bath. Okay bro. +>every homo act is anal +I think you've been reading too many doujinshi anon. +>>636220217 +Those are the records where you get your hatred for gays from actually. +--- 636220340 +>>636220237 +That's not even confirmed. It's all rumors with nothing concrete. +--- 636220365 +>>636220237 +Who cares? Nobody is buying this shit because despite what the corporations and lobbyists tell you 9/10 people still think homosexuals are disgusting +--- 636220457 +>>636220261 +Terminally online troons +--- 636220481 +>>636220261 +I accept your concession goon. +>>636220297 +>Those are the records where you get your hatred for gays from actually. +No they aren't, i wasn't referencing the bible, but the people who wrote it, such as the ancient Greek who had the septuagint in 300BC, which is the same dating as ancient greek homosex """records""". + +>these people 2000 years ago were stupid religious freaks, but also what these people wrote about [thing i want to use to push my narrative] is 100% accurate +Disingenuous rat. +--- 636220510 +>>636220365 +>when I go on /pol/ and ask about da homos, every says they're le bad +Good job anon. +Most people don't give a shit. That's why the biggest show of the past year had a gay sex scene 3 episodes in. +--- 636220531 +>>636220297 +Ever wondered why theres that correlation between those nasty diseases from the tropics and anal sex? +--- 636220561 +Homo-Chads just can't stop winning. Hets, get fucked by the shitskins you worship as "based." +--- 636220568 +>>636220297 +>coping +Yeah it's not like all their laws were literally written into stone or anything lmao. +>And why do you hate gay people? +Strawman. +--- 636220569 +Disgust response is very natural and normal. And cannot be trained away, yes. +Very amusing studies on this. +Normal people are disgusted by displays of homosexuality between men. +--- 636220623 +>>636206569 +>Be very wary of Final Fantasy 7: Rebirth +But cloud cross dressing and all the weird gender shit in remake didn't tip you off to begin with? Fuck off the edge of my dick m8 +--- 636220651 +Reminder that this entire thread exists on the same board as +>>636195897 +this entire fucking board should be nuked and you all should be thrown in a fucking woodchipper. Fuck you and fuck the retarded jannies that enable this garbage. +--- 636220662 +>>636220510 +Nobody knew it was going to and it dropped off after because nobody actually likes gay people and are disgusting, mentally derranged disease carriers and drug addicts +--- 636220747 +>>636220481 +So you're saying that Greeks, while writing fantasy, also fantasized about having gay sex? Anon... I think you're projecting a bit! +>>636220531 +Ever wondered why ancient civilizations kept talking about laying in bed with their sworn blood brother and rubbing each other's cocks? +>>636220568 +>strawman +I mean, you guys stopped pretending to not be racist and everyone else in your group here stopped pretending to not hate fags, it's okay to admit you just hate them because a guy on the internet told you the storybook said it was bad. +--- 636220815 +>>636220662 +>>636220365 +You sound like a broken record. Do you just parrot everything /pol/tards say? You're not going to win anyone over this way. +--- 636220863 +>>636220662 +>it dropped off after +The viewership for the first episode was 10 million btw +--- 636220869 +LGBT LGBT LGBT +--- 636220926 +>>636220747 +>ignore facts +Cherry picking +>hate hate hate hate hate +Projection. +--- 636221012 +>>636206053 (OP) +DICKS +IN +ASS +VIDYA! +--- 636221029 +>>636206053 (OP) +Why would there be an “intimate gay sex scene”? When has there even been a straight sex scene in Final Fantasy? +--- 636221042 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Squeenix focuses on snoys +>sony is an american company +>what do the americans like then? they ask +>oh, I know, they're all gay faggots! +>suddenly LGBTQ shit everywhere +--- 636221043 +>>636220651 +>attention whore anon getting doxed +Eh, at least it has original content. +--- 636221056 +The reason male hets see two gay males kissing as scary and disgusting is because all men are sexual predators. Thus they fear gays will rape them. This reason alone should justify destroying male heterosexuality. When it is gone, the world will be better off. +--- 636221076 +>>636206053 (OP) +I think this is hilarious and I'm enjoying watching /v/ go into yet another of its patented retarded meltdowns over something that means absolutely nothing. +--- 636221081 +>>636220815 +>square admits FF16 didn't meet sales expectations +Just wait for it. +--- 636221124 +>>636220926 +>ignore facts +What facts? All I see is pure conjecture to justify hating people for having intimate relationships outside what you want them to have. +>projection +Says the anon getting really upset and thinking all gay sex is anal. Lmao. I think you might be sexually frustrated anon. +--- 636221127 +>>636221081 +Probably free on PS plus after a few months. +--- 636221140 +>>636220561 +cute patriotic bear +--- 636221218 +>>636220815 +>y-you won’t win anyone over this way + +Unlike you, you little worm man I don’t give a shit about needing to convert people or feel the need to hide my true intentions with drivel because the truth stands that most people find you and your ilk disgusting and scientifically proven to be self destructive. + +Higher drug abuse, suicide, mental illness, STI and self abuse rates. Gays are literally the worst of the worst, like your genetic makeup is so fucked up you’re determined to end it. +--- 636221230 +It is very funny to see how MMO-faggots prove the term endlessly, yet again. +--- 636221237 +>>636220747 +All three of the greatest Greek philosophers, Socrates, Plato and Aristotle, regarded homosexual conduct as intrinsically shameful, immoral, and indeed depraved or depraving. That is to say, all three rejected the linchpin of modern "gay" ideology and lifestyle. + +Keep coping faggot. +--- 636221261 +>>636221043 +>Eh, at least it has original content. +I literally do not fucking care, go to /soc/ to get doxxed, the board is for fucking videogames and there wouldn't be any attention whoring if the jannies did their fucking job. +Fuck you. +--- 636221295 +>>636209374 +if its so beautiful and natural why can't it produce anything? + +You dumb hedonists need to look past your urge for pleasure. +--- 636221301 +>>636220863 +So less people did watch it after? +--- 636221329 +>>636221218 +>and scientifically proven to be self destructive. +How many women have you impregnated anon? Your ancestors will be disappointed if you haven't fathered at least 5 children. +>>636221237 +>the greatest greek philosophers +>aka the ones I like the most +The gift that keeps on giving. +--- 636221334 +>>636217182 +>Do you remember when FF was about family values, loyalty in relationships and love? +No? +--- 636221356 +>>636221124 +>conjecture +Laws literally written into stone tablets isn't conjecture. +>says the anon +NTA +--- 636221414 +>>636221301 +Those are absurdly good ratings. Typically a TV viewership dropoff ranges around 40-60% after the premier, while TLOU maintained 80% of its viewers for 9 weeks. +Almost like the only people that freak out over gay sex are retards like (You) +--- 636221431 +>>636221237 +>Socrates, Plato and Aristotle +They thought adult males having sex was gross. They had no problems with adult-teen or younger. So, you just cited pedophiles as your counter? +--- 636221474 +>>636221329 +Two. + +Literally nothing to say about the self destructive behaviour of faggots being a code for dead end genetics? Kek +--- 636221515 +>>636206569 +Did you missed the literal faggots in the Honey Bee Inn, crossdressing Cloud, that one faggot in Costa del Sol that implies he fucks you if you expend the night there or the fact that you can take a black dude on a date in the Golden Sauce? +--- 636221535 +I simply dislike having to see gays in any media I consume. It is worse than having to see ugly women. Putting a faggot in a pivotal role in FF 16 is far worse than Debra Wilson face-scans. +--- 636221541 +>>636221334 +You didn't play Claire games...? +--- 636221562 +>>636221329 +>tries to deny the holy trinity of the unviersally agreed upon best Greek philosophers because it doesn't support his parasite infested aids agenda +Pathetic. +--- 636221573 +>>636221218 +>Unlike you, you little worm man I don’t give a shit about needing to convert people +Then shut the fuck up faggot. Your constant rambling is doing no one any favors. +--- 636221583 +>>636221356 +>Laws literally written into stone tablets isn't conjecture. +Anyone can carve some shit into rock. +>>636221474 +Really, I thought Mexicans would be pumping them out. +--- 636221610 +>>636221414 +Isn’t true at all, it’s literally scientifically proven that the reaction to male on male sexual relations in heterosexuals is equivicable to seeing rotten meat and maggots. + +You’re an abnormality, a danger that is to be kept away and the brain literally recognises you as a disease and responds in the same way it would to a sick person lol +--- 636221630 +>>636219713 +So the shitposters will run wild for a while. I'm willing to chance that if /pol/ goes +--- 636221694 +>>636221630 +holy KEK +--- 636221714 +>>636221573 +Be honest with me, are you a literal man in a dress playing pretend emergency response over Discord and opting this thread? + +Terminally online trannies are so fucking weird +--- 636221716 +>>636221562 +>lists all the philosophers he knows +>out of embarrassment, now cites communists, who are suddenly a good source to derive your morals +Glad you've joined the movement comrade, when are we gonna start building the commune? +>>636221610 +>it isn't true that this TV show fared extremely well in its viewership ratings in spite of having a gay sex scene +Have a good cry anon. You deserve it. +--- 636221739 +>>636221610 +You know the study you fags keep bringing up was a load of bullshit, right? They didn't do it in other parts of the world and it was a small group. +--- 636221797 +>>636221583 +Anon, it was their laws. If you were found to be a homo, you went to prison and could never hold a position of public office when you got out. If you were found to have committed a homosexual act, then you got the death penalty. + +This wasn't some jewish depopulation/demoralization fantasy. That would be the idea that Greeks promoted faggotry. +--- 636221827 +>>636221716 +Faggots will never be comrades, you will be lined up against the wall when the proletariat revolution happens and your capitalist masters won't be around to save you. +--- 636221838 +>>636221714 +>Terminally online trannies are weird... +>But me, I'M not a terminally online weird, I just have to defend my country from all these anonymous online trannies that are EVERYWHERE even though I constantly assert they're only 0.000001% of the population +Absolutely pathetic. +--- 636221891 +FF-fags managing to have the most earnest faggot thread of all time on this board. +ROFL +--- 636221924 +>>636206053 (OP) +--- 636221964 +Why's /v/ up in arms about a single gay character when there recently been one that's pro-heterosexuality? +--- 636222068 +>>636221714 +>anyone that disagrees with me is a tranny +Put your tin foil hat back on, schizo +--- 636222094 +>>636221739 +Isn’t bullshit at all. Homosexuals are an abnormality and the response from the tribe is ostracisation for the sake of the species. You’re literally sick, shit fucking and eating ingrates with ridiculously high rates of all the bad things that a society does not want. + +Drug addiction, pedophillia, suicide, mental Illness, STIs + +Faggots are a net negative for society and your own body is trying to destroy itself to ensure your busted genes can’t propagate +--- 636222097 +>gaming and tech always been filled with outsiders and leftists +>modern gamers upset there’s outsiders and leftists in their hobby +explain +--- 636222106 +>>636221797 +>Anon, it was their laws. +Go kneel to the Georgia Guidestones. +>That would be the idea that Greeks promoted faggotry. +We know they indulged in it, thanks to all the tales about it and the fucking paintings made of it. +>>636221827 +So, you are a communist then. Nice to have your comrade, thankfully every other modern communist believes in the gay too. +--- 636222183 +The world has a massive mental health crisis and this thread proves it. +--- 636222205 +>>636221838 +Balding man in a dress detected +--- 636222227 +>>636222106 +>Go kneel to the Georgia Guidestones. +You know they got destroyed right? +>We know they indulged in it +So does every culture, but the Greeks punished it with death. +Not everyone has to like homosexuality anon. +--- 636222243 +>>636221964 +>rex is a polyfag +Not very Christian of him. He's going to burn in hell along with his whores. +--- 636222253 +>>636221610 +As a gay man, seeing a breeder couple kiss makes me physically gag. Straights need to be purged +--- 636222306 +>>636222205 +>I must go online to fight against the TRANNIES THAT ARE EVERYWHERE AAAAAAAAAAAA +You're actually insane anon. Congratulations, you let trannies mindbreak you in spite of your only contribution to your country being maybe the money you pay in taxes and nothing else. +--- 636222310 +>>636219806 +Brother nobody was gay in ancient Greece or Rome. Some men practiced pederastry meaning fucking young boys of lower class status and In Rome if you fucked a Roman citizen you be crucified. Fucking young boys was seen as something degenerate but as long as you did your filial duty of getting married (to a woman obviously) and having kids then you were mostly OK. +--- 636222338 +>>636222243 +While not condoning it, having more than one wife at a time is not a sin if you can support them all. +--- 636222350 +>>636222253 +So go jump off a cliff.I hope it does make you feel sick, since your own body is trying to fry itself out by ensuring you never spread your seriously fucked up genes +--- 636222365 +>>636222106 +You aren't a communist, you're a perverted plastic copy molded by the capitalist leaders of your society. Controlled opposition useful idiot. +--- 636222376 +>>636222338 +It is very much a sin. +--- 636222404 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Thoughts? +Does not bother me, but i am not picking up the game due to it kind of being boring as a theme and as a setting this time around. Plus no real fanservice elements like Cid in XV and it just makes it difficult to justify for me. +>Will it affect future FF games? +No not really, the gay thing has always been in Final Fantasy before, i know Zoomers have not played the Retro classics so they have no clue and think this was recent history, but it's not new. The only thing i am worried about is not enough sexy women. +--- 636222442 +>>636222376 +Cite the chapter and verse, please. +--- 636222449 +>>636222376 +>you cant just have all the women noo you have to share +Sounds like communism. +--- 636222464 +>>636222350 +As an obese incel who’s lived on energy drinks and cheetos for the past 10 years, seeing people consume vegetables makes me physical gag. Vegetables need purged +--- 636222465 +>>636222306 +Have you ever rubbed mayo on your hairline to see if it grows back +--- 636222486 +>>636222227 +>>636222310 +>they did but they didn't but they did +Give it up. +>>636222365 +I'm not a communist, you're right. I voted for the far right party in my country's recent election and I have actually had sex with a woman. I just find this desperate crying from all of you people who likely have no jobs or no girls to be fucking hilarious. +It's the saddest shit in the world and shows all of you have been utterly mindbroken, probably by some youtube influencer who told you to think this way. +--- 636222496 +>>636222243 +He literally got a God's personal permission to fuck his daughters. +--- 636222531 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Thoughts? +Don't care. + +>Will if affect future FF games? +No. +--- 636222578 +>>636222486 +>the greeks might've put homos to death but the greeks were flaming homos just trust me bro +You give it up. +--- 636222604 +>>636222486 +holy KEK +--- 636222623 +>>636222486 +Why are you so upset over people not wanting to buy a game lol +--- 636222647 +>>636222449 +>>636222442 +Marriage is between one man and one woman. If you choose to go against God then you will pay. +--- 636222673 +>>636221431 +Yes you fucking faggot. They would consider the modern homosexual lifestyle as bizzare and against nature and some of those philosophers were very against Pederastry as well, which was the type of gay sex that was permisible in ancient times. Ancient Greece or Rome were not some gay paradise where you could go around getting fucked in the ass and be seen as a respected member of society. A Roman citizen who willingly submits to another man was at risked of having his citizenship revoked. +--- 636222684 +So, let me get this straight, ya'll bitching about a single gay and simping for barbarians who would more than happy to behead or stone you? +--- 636222691 +>>636219854 +Rope yourself if fag pox doesn't take you first. +--- 636222713 +>>636222486 +>I voted for the far right party in my country's recent election +You're a canadian. Voting far right means you voted for the liberal party. +--- 636222727 +Based sandmen not accepting trannoid shit in vidya +--- 636222737 +Does anyone here actually believe this game has a hardcore gay sex scene or are we just pretending in order to have some outrage fun? +--- 636222796 +>>636206053 (OP) +Doesn't matter, most people have a US psn account for cases like this anyways. +--- 636222805 +>>636222737 +The game was banned because it is not Turn Based. +--- 636222809 +>>636222673 +Romans thought eating pussy was gayer than anal. They can get fucked for all I cared; bunch of insecure faggots like you. +--- 636222819 +>>636222647 +What about if you don't marry them? +--- 636222826 +>>636222684 +Behead and stone you, you mean +--- 636222876 +>>636222578 +>Nevertheless, homosexuality and its practices were still wide-spread as certain city-states allowed it while others were ambiguous or prohibited it.[6 +>>636222604 +>>636222623 +I haven't liked Final Fantasy since FFIX and haven't touched one since XII because I'm not the type of lonely faggot who plays the Persona games. +I came here because I heard it was a shitshow, and it was. +You people are not going to save your country fighting internet wars because the gay scares you. You're just an unknowing shill, to the point where you don't even know what you're shilling.. +>>636222713 +French. +--- 636222885 +>>636222737 +>or are we just pretending in order to have some outrage fun? +what do you think +if anything, this is some retarded attempt at twisting Square's arm into confirming why the game was banned. +--- 636222913 +>>636222737 +I hope so. The outrage here on /pol/ would be legendary +--- 636222927 +>>636222809 +>i read this thing about romans that was written by a jew and +Yawn. Just more role models being taken away from white men to promote faggotry and niggers. +--- 636222954 +>>636222876 +Good, I hope all the faggots burn. +--- 636222989 +>>636222684 +They would rather let them rape their women than have a gay character in a video game. +--- 636223058 +>>636222876 +Living in Quebec doesn't make you french retard. Same as living in Boston doesn't make you irish. +--- 636223065 +>>636222684 +Unfortunately it's the purity spiraling of Anglo conservatives in America in regards to pop culture, they desire to lose the election in 2024. They already called loli child porn, and they already say Anime is satanic from Matt Walsh, and now they are thinking a gay character = trans spiraling. This is just the fact they are leeches and can not create their own entertainment or any culture so they kiss another cultures ass regardless if they wish to kill and stone them regardless. It's funny how they went full circle back into their own belief system 6 years later. +--- 636223107 +>>636222876 +holy KEK +--- 636223136 +>>636222989 +Why are you so upset? It’s a buyers market and people don’t want to spend their money on things they don’t like +--- 636223157 +>>636222876 +>i read this thing written by a jew and +Does it ever end? +--- 636223192 +>>636222737 +The SA board hasn't given a reason for the ban as of yet. I highly doubt it's because of outright gay sex, but more because there's a nation in the game based on Arabia, and they're bad guys in it. +--- 636223197 +>>636206053 (OP) +It's over. Japan has fallen. +--- 636223198 +>the holy KEK faggot is back +took you long enough, when are you going to start spamming your images? +--- 636223208 +>>636207483 +Was that really Jesus? +--- 636223273 +>>636223136 +I'm not upset. I'm just fascinated by the mudslime dick polishing lengths you guys go through to hate on something so miniscule. +--- 636223305 +>>636223198 +>>636222876 +>>636223273 +holy KEK +--- 636223310 +>>636206053 (OP) +I won't buy it. +--- 636223323 +>>636223192 +All these shills absolutely seething because nobody wants to buy faggot games lol +--- 636223342 +>>636223273 +When the muds are right, they're right. +--- 636223401 +>>636222927 +>MY WHITE MALE ROLE MODELS ARE BEING TAKEN AWAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +God, are you a child? Do you need a fucking role model still, to tell you what to do? Are you some kind of fucking automaton? +Plenty of "strong male role models" in Japanese fiction to this fucking day. How fragile are "strong white men" that they need to cry about this on the internet. +>Ethan Winters, Chris Redfield, Leon S Kennedy (Resident Evil series) +>Amuro Ray (recent Gundam works) +>Koyomi Araragi (The Monogatari Series) +>literally any Dragon Quest protagonist or some other fuck in your main crew +>Kazuma Kiryu or whoever the new guy is, never played 7 +Just off the top of my head. +This isn't even to get into how most games still feature generic white guys in the lead role, you just hyper fixate on the ones that don't so you can feel upset about something. +>>636223058 +Quebec actually has a far right party, but yes I am French. A true Quebecois would just call themselves Quebecois. +>>636223157 +>muh JOOOOOS +You fell for a shill. +--- 636223432 +>>636223342 +Then go live with them. What's stopping you? +--- 636223450 +>>636223342 +He says as he runs his tongue against Ahmad's taint. +--- 636223451 +>>636223273 +Who’s doing that? Everyone just seems to be saying they aren’t buying it, not planning a trip to fucking Mecca. +--- 636223481 +>>636223323 +This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen. +>>636222876 +This anon came out of the faggot woodwork to gay-post for some reason. +>>636223432 +And this is his good butt-buddy it seems. +LMAO +--- 636223565 +>>636223451 +>>636223481 +Mohammed isn't going to give you 72 virgin brides, you brown loving cuck. +--- 636223578 +>>636222809 +You are such an idiot. Romans didn't have the concept of homosexuality. Sex was seen through the eyes of dominant and submissive. It was illegal for a man to do submissive sexual acts which includes eating pussy, eating ass, sucking dick, etc. Only dominant acts were allowed. Also a Roman man having sex or trying to rape another Roman Man was a death penalty act because you are taking the Virtus (virtue) and Potesta (power) away from another Roman man. There was a case where Augustus pricided over a case of a Legate who killed his Centurion because said Centurion tried to rape the young Legate. The Centurion in question was connected politically and was the son of a Senator in Rome. The Legate defended himself in front of Augustus stating that he would be better dead than having his virtue taking away by another man. Augustus and the crowd were moved away by the young Legate words and Augustus pardoned him. +--- 636223602 +>>636223432 +>if you agree with people you should go and live with them +So you live with a bunch of faggots? +--- 636223604 +>>636223401 +T R A N N Y +--- 636223615 +>>636223481 +Who in the world is telling gay-post anon about this thread? What is going on? +--- 636223658 +>>636223602 +You're here, aren't you? +--- 636223701 +>>636223450 +>23450▶ +>>>636223342 (You) +>He says as he runs his tongue against Ahmad's taint. +Only niggers and troons use word like taint. Nice roleplay though. You're really fitting in. +--- 636223703 +>>636223615 +Sorry, I forgot the pertinent quote: +>I came here because I heard it was a shitshow, and it was. +What does this mean? +--- 636223704 +>>636223565 +The troon fears the Islamic warrior +--- 636223829 +>>636223658 +Yeah but I dont agree with the faggots here. +--- 636223860 +>>636223704 +The Middle East has the most tranny operations in the world, you retard. They're prefer trannies than gays. You simp for tranny lovers. lol +--- 636223879 +>200 posts of the same people arguing at each other about literal sandnigger laws and stuffing dick in your ass +feel free to an hero anytime +--- 636223895 +>>636222684 +Yes +--- 636223898 +>>636207418 +ESG investing makes more than any number of sales possibly could. They don't need to sell a single copy to profit from ESG. It's the same way that shitty, unprofitable games without a market sell exclusivity to Epic games. Selling to the government and huge investment firms is an industry in and of itself. Customers affecting supply and demand is a thing of the past, when private corporations that are directly involved in printing money, and the government, work hand in hand with media and entertainment entities. + +tl;dr money printer go brrrrrr +--- 636223946 +I can't believe they're banning FFXIV.. +--- 636223984 +>>636223578 +True story, btw. Totally not typical Roman political scheming using a cover story, of course. +--- 636223990 +>>636223860 +>The Middle East has the most tranny operations in the world +Israel doesn't count. +--- 636224031 +>>636223860 +Saudis aren’t Iranian Shia lol +--- 636224085 +>>636223604 +>y-you're a tranny! +You can't even say it all as one word, it's like you're scared your mother will see what you're posting. +How does it feel to know that, if you are American (you certainly aren't white, that's for certain), you have done nothing but lose? The trannies are winning, there's drag shows in every school, gay pride parades in every state, "Our Guy", the president who did absolutely nothing worthwhile, is going to trial for being an absolute retard, and you have unequivocally lost. You lost the election, your party lost its standing, and now you've lost so much all you can do is cry on a board for video games. +It's completely over for you people. +--- 636224106 +>>636223860 +Back in the day the Caliphates ruled that if a Man partakes in Sodomy they would need to be turned into eunuchs which was actually seen as better than what the people used to do to gays which was stoning them. +--- 636224114 +>>636223401 +Too long didn't read. +--- 636224137 +>>636223946 +THE GREAT TRANNYCIDE +--- 636224176 +>>636224085 +holy KEK +--- 636224178 +>>636223946 +>1.3M views +>725 likes +--- 636224183 +Imagine being this angry over pixels. Religious people are insane no matter what fairy tale they worship. +--- 636224217 +>>636224085 +TRANNY +--- 636224297 +>>636224183 +Yeah I know right, why would you get so upset over people not wanting to buy a game because it has gay people in it. + +Crazy, right? +--- 636224384 +>>636224183 +>OMG FF16 will have a gay protag I feel so validated, day 1 purchase +Imagine being this happy over pixels. +--- 636224435 +I'm just glad male heterosexuality will collapse in a few years. You bigots deserve it and if you think brown skins are immune, think again. They'll be switching attitudes once the oil money dries up. +--- 636224442 +>>636224373 +--- 636224506 +>>636223984 +It might be ancient propaganda but that was the view of the people of the time. They did not see such sexual acts as something normal quite the contrary. The normal Roman citizen saw the kind of lifestyle promoted today as degenerate and not in the spirit of a Roman citizen. Anyone who says Ancient Rome was an Homo paradise and it was those evil Christians who ended said paradise as incredibly ignorant or worse liars. +--- 636224526 +>this is who nu/v/ idolizes +The board has fucking fallen hasn't it +--- 636224543 +Which will win: homo empowerment or protecting brown people? +--- 636224609 +>>636220297 +tl;dr: Greeks/Romans did gay shit, but they weren't faggots. + +Fags always try and claim WE WUZ GREEKS 'N SHIEET with the attempt to rewrite history so their degeneracy has some historical legitimacy to stand on. + +There was no word for 'homosexual' in the Greek or Roman vocabulary and they most certainly didn't view gayness as part of their identity as modern faggots of today care so fucking much about. It was not in any way a social identifier in the ancient world. + +>"Homosexuality, as a specific sexual construction, is best understood as a solely modern, Western concept and role. Prior to the development of this construction, persons were not really ‘homosexual’ even when they were only attracted to persons of the same sex. The differences between, say, ancient Greece, with its emphasis on pederasty, role in the sex act, and social status, and the contemporary Western role of ‘gay’ or ‘homosexual’ are simply too great to collapse into one category." + +In ancient Greece, sex was generally understood in terms of penetration, pleasure, and dominance, + +They viewed the dynamics of sex not by genders, but by the roles: active penetrator/passive penetrated , dominate/submissive, giver/taker. + +Active Penetrator was always seen as masculine, high social status, adulthood, victory. Passive Penetrated was feminine, low status, youth, defeat + +>When intercourse occurred between two people of the same gender, it still wasn’t entirely regarded as a homosexual union, given that one partner would have to take on a passive role, and would therefore no longer be considered a ‘man’ in terms of the sexual union. + +Also we know virtually nothing about supposed lesbians. Keep in mind marriage was only between men and women. + +Plato dismisses gays in Laws, and in the Symposium it's talked about, but not by Socrates. Greeks also viewed restraint and self control as a virtue, which modern gays wouldn't know a single fucking thing about. +--- 636224630 +>>636223946 +>official government account +>can't even get the roman numerals right +was he fucking a goat when he wrote this? +--- 636224637 +Can someone mod the scene out of the game like they did recently with Yakuzas scene? +Watch Twitter freak. +--- 636224665 +>>636224373 +XVI shills are mentally unhinged +--- 636224667 +>>636224526 +It's no surprise nu/v/eddit sucks puritan cock to own the gays. +--- 636224670 +>>636224178 +yeah crazy how Elon's Twitter Blue scam only forces people to view shitty tweets, not like them +--- 636224676 +>>636224297 +>>636224384 +I have better things to do with my life than throw fucktarded tantrums and waste my life and energy being constantly angry over things that mean nothing. +--- 636224689 +>>636224609 +>There was no word for 'homosexual' in the Greek or Roman vocabulary +That's because it was just sex retard. +Thank you for the rest of your post and constant reddit spacing. +--- 636224698 +>>636224526 +>The board has fucking fallen hasn't it +We have had countless of these threads as a coordinated propaganda effect by pajeets. +--- 636224718 +>>636224543 +ez double whammy. +>Homo empowerment is the best! +>Those evil tyrants are stopping the poor brown people from being empowered! +And so on. There's no journo line on calling SA or any ME regime "good". +--- 636224725 +>>636224373 +>advocating for the deaths of camel jockeys +Damn. When did reddit become so based? +--- 636224742 +>>636224435 +Trying way too hard, dude. +--- 636224851 +>>636207000 +>>636206053 (OP) +if it's 2 women being gay, absolutely indisputably based. +if it's 2 dudes, fucking gay dude fuck square. +--- 636224916 +>>636224676 +If it means nothing why does it make people happy? +--- 636224973 +>>636224916 +If it means nothing why does it make people angry? +--- 636225128 +>caring about some sandnigger country that already fucks each other on the ass and doesn’t call it gay +>caring about some sandnigger country that barely represents 1% of the sales of Squenix games +>caring about some sandnigger country that pirates everything despite having the money to buy it +>caring about some sandnigger country that buys fifa when they choose to buy anything at all +Kek +--- 636225140 +This whole thing is so fucking retarded, the "leak" that stated Dion was gay said there was only 3 "sex" scenes in the game, all heterosexual; if the game was in fact banned because Dion is gay, it's not because there's gay sex in the game- if the game was banned for that at all, and not the OTHER 3 SEX SCENES in the game. There's no reality where all of this information ends up true. +--- 636225153 +>>636224725 +reddit and 4chan have always been the exact same +--- 636225189 +>>636206053 (OP) +How intimate are we talking about? +--- 636225297 +>>636206053 (OP) +>It's another 300+ post /v/ thread about a twitter screencap of an article headline that's source is literally "I made it up" +--- 636225325 +>>636224973 +Exactly. It means something and not everyone has to like it. +--- 636225354 +>>636225140 +>This whole thing is so fucking retarded, the "leak" that stated Dion was gay said there was only 3 "sex" scenes in the game, all heterosexual; if the game was in fact banned because Dion is gay, it's not because there's gay sex in the game- if the game was banned for that at all, and not the OTHER 3 SEX SCENES in the game. There's no reality where all of this information ends up true. +It’s a propaganda campaign made by saudis anon. This is how they try to make others look bad and they have infinite money to hire pajeets and unemployed arab teens to make their kingdom look good. They’ve been doing this for a while, only recently they did this to companies to make their stock tank and cause manufactured controversy +--- 636225470 +>>636206053 (OP) +>sex scene +Into trash it goes. If I wanted to watch porn, I wouldn't play video game +--- 636225530 +>>636225297 +>at least its not a tiktok shitshow +what happened to this site +--- 636225562 +>>636211264 +>saudis don't want this to happen to their kids, the more you put this faggot shit in media the more kids will copy it +>he doesn’t know +The gulf is the most gayest countries in the MENA region and Saudi is on the top of the list for the gayest. They don’t need to wait for Squenix to make their kids gay, they are doing that to themselves +--- 636225601 +>>636224435 +>once the oil money dries up. +Why would that ever happen. Russia cant supply oil to various places anymore (although they still are), so the ME are doing more oil business than usual with us. + +Plundering the strategic reserve to lower prices is pissing them off, but it's not something you can do forever. +--- 636225731 +>>636207418 +>alienating their own audiences in japan +fujos +--- 636225756 +>>636206053 (OP) +>Thoughts? +Game looks like shit. +>Will it affect future FF games? +No, but they'll still be shit. +--- 636225842 +>>636206053 (OP) +>sa +who gives a shit about terrorists +--- 636225880 +I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when after months of all of this shite the game was actually banned because Square didn't want to remove the Jill and Clive babymaking sex that is going to inevitably take place at the end of the game. +/v/ just loves being btfo'd. +--- 636225936 +>>636206053 (OP) +The fact that gay rights is a thing shows how fucked the world is. Mental illness is not something to be celebrated +--- 636226000 +>a leak was posted months ago + +Nice source. +--- 636226054 +>>636224851 +it's still mental illness even if it's with women +--- 636226191 +>>636206053 (OP) + +so barry still spreading false rmors about the reason it got banned. + +kek. + +guys if you really belive that the next FF Entry that has to be succecfull will have a gay bahamut, than you must be really retarded. + +the game ot banned because of reason that already confirmed like, sex nudity and violance. + +not because of a fake leak about a ay character +--- 636226241 +>>636226054 +>le mental illness +Nobody cares, dude. +--- 636226243 +>>636225936 +You are aware homosexuality is not classified as a mental illness? +--- 636226278 +>>636226054 +>people on /v/ got so triggered by annoying woke people they now have the same values as my lunatic fundamentalist christian mother. +Why do I still come here. +--- 636226361 +>tfw going to have to buy a PS5 and FFXVI just to spite Barry +--- 636226394 +>>636226243 +yeah because the WHO is not politically influenced at all +--- 636226407 +>>636226278 +>Why do I still come here. +Probably because you hate the retards that frequent other sites just as much if not more +the real answer is to get a better hobby, but we all know you aren't quitting anytime soon. +--- 636226571 +>>636226278 +>you have to be religious to think that there's something wrong with same sex relationship +what's next, the laws of thermodynamics? +--- 636226684 +Why did they make such a major character gay anyway? +--- 636226960 +>>636226684 +why not +--- 636227184 +>>636225601 +>Why would that ever happen +The wells run dry. Despite what Big Oil loves to tell you, oil reserves are finite and will be completely gone. +--- 636227218 +>>636226960 +Lotta people don't like seeing gays. +--- 636227242 +>>636227184 +>oil reserves are finite and will be completely gone. +I’m sorry but this is a complete cope. When will it be gone? +--- 636227302 +>>636226407 +Pretty much. At least these retards make me laugh sometimes. +Honestly I'm cautiously optimistic for XVI's story, but I absolutely expect it to be a by the numbers shallow SE arpg just like anything else they give a budget these days. +--- 636227380 +>>636227218 +Lotta people like seeing gays. +--- 636227492 +>>636223208 +Yes. The Xeno series is (loosely) based around Christianity. +--- 636227508 +>>636227242 +Do you think God refills the wells when they get low, or the stuff magically appears from another dimension? The wells will eventually run dry. +--- 636227649 +>>636206053 (OP) +The game is a big disappointment and then SE is bailout by Sony. SE will be only working on MMO and all following FF/ DQ become mobile games. +--- 636227661 +>>636227380 +Boy...You've got a cruel crash course with reality coming lol. +--- 636227669 +>>636227508 +>The wells will eventually run dry. +When? People have been saying this forever +--- 636227783 +>>636227508 +yeah, decades from now. They'll get fucked over by the West moving to green energy long before the wells run dry and they use up their last reserves. +--- 636227842 +>>636227783 +>the West moving to green energy +LOL oh you stupid sack of shit +--- 636227859 +>>636227661 +>he doesn't know about the FF fujos +This game is targeted towards them. +--- 636227898 +>>636226241 +normal people,faggot +--- 636227949 +>>636227842 +>shrieks about gas prices +>shrieks about any attempt to mitigate reliance on oil +--- 636227994 +>>636226960 +because that's not normal +>inb4 it's called final fantasy y'all +basic biology realism is necessary +--- 636228016 +So all the XIV players are leftypol faggots? +--- 636228089 +>>636227898 +A definition that's different for every person and group. +--- 636228165 +>>636206053 (OP) +The minute they said they were influenced by Game of Thrones was the minute I knew this game was going to be trash. +--- 636228206 +>>636227949 +Big Oil, Gas, and Coal control the US. They spend billions every year ensuring people don't want to use anything but oil, gas, and coal. +--- 636228292 +>>636228016 +Honey, sweetie, darling, everyone that enjoys everything you hate is your enemy. +--- 636228296 +So how many threads does this make? 6? And that's just this article too, you really want this to stick with /vpol/ types. +--- 636228365 +>>636228296 +New here, tourist? We've been doing this for YEARS. +--- 636228458 +>>636228165 +okaaaaaaay dude so every game that has a medieval setting with dark themes automatically makes it game of thrones? +--- 636228461 +>>636219235 +They were against violence and gore, and games targeted straight men to give them boners and rage. Now games want you to be gay and suck on penises. There's a difference, subtle I know, but it is there. +--- 636228549 +>>636228365 +Oh I'm well aware I'm just amazed he's so committed. Especially since two of his threads were killed by jannies. +--- 636228552 +>>636228206 +>California and New York tell them to go fuck themselves +>scream and shit yourself because they're not the RIGHT people to tell the fossil fuel industry to go fuck themselves +--- 636228567 +>>636206053 (OP) +>FF now has gayshit in it +--- 636228573 +>>636228206 +Yeah. Energy is the future. +--- 636228613 +>>636228458 +>Admits to pushing shit so it cab fit a narrative, true or not. +--- 636228652 +>>636227898 +You are not normal. +--- 636228697 +>>636228567 +You must be an extremely weak and pathetic "man" if this is all it takes for you to want to kill yourself. +--- 636228702 +>>636228567 +Now? What are you talking about, you haven't played Final Fantasy 7 or Final Fantasy 9? +--- 636228793 +>>636228613 +u are retard desu +--- 636228826 +>>636228552 +the Senate is held hostage by a Big Coal senator from West Virginia +--- 636228878 +>>636228702 +>explicit gay sex scenes +Name one ff game with blatant dick in butt fagshit +--- 636228938 +>>636228878 +Final Fantasy 1234567891011121314151617 +--- 636229042 +>>636228793 +--- 636229118 +>>636228878 +You do know that the only sex scenes mentioned in the leak are heterosexual, right? There was no mention of a sex scene featuring Dion. +--- 636229434 +>>636229042 +.... +--- 636229698 +>>636229118 +I know that, but I'm going to continue spreading this disinformation because it helps my goals. +--- 636230124 +>>636229698 +Goals, this isn't some war you are taking part of this is just a series of ridiculous posting, leading to utter outrage where there is none to be had. What do you get out of it anyway, is it just for the lulz? +--- 636230143 +>one thread dies down into relatively normal conversation +>he just starts another one +LMAO +the jannies are fucking useless holy shit +if you are reading this, unironically end your own life you utter useless piece of garbage +--- 636230458 +>>636206053 (OP) +Please for the love of God tell me this is a joke. Please. PLEASE. P L E A S E! I am literally on my KNEES begging. Sony I will buy your PS5 if you don't do this to me. I'll buy whatever you want if you don't turn Final Fantasy gay. Please I'm begging you. I will have to kill myself if FF becomes gay. FF was my last reason to live. I wish I was joking I wish. +--- 636230501 +>>636230143 +What the fuck do you want jannies to do? keep banning his threads like with the vidya butts spammer and then have the board spammed with gore for like seven days? just filter it. +Fag is using softether to ban evade. +--- 636230528 +>>636230458 +It's gay. +--- 636230582 +>>636230124 +>this isn't some war you are taking part + +This is the survival of civilization, humanity, and morality at stake. The more we make people see and understand that they're under attack by this filth, the better we'll be able to eradicate it. +--- 636230742 +>>636230582 +>I will spread misinformation and fear monger so the video game board of Mongolian Basket Weaving Site can be my political soapbox +--- 636230882 +>>636230528 +No no no no. You don't understand, I am not memeing. If FF has become gay I will have to kill myself. There is no place left for me on this Earth. I no longer belong on the living plane. + +Square, what have you done... +--- 636230884 +>>636230582 +But the world is currently(at least the western world) at it's zenith of prosperity. +Child mortality rates are the lowest we've ever had them and we're the closest to ending world hunger with meat cloning. +--- 636230970 +>>636230882 +The game has a prominent gay character who has a gay sex scene. Sorry anon. +--- 636231123 +White people be like: +>You don't understand! My action-adventure game NEEDS to have gay sex! +--- 636231125 +>>636228878 +>explicit gay sex scenes +>>636226000 +--- 636231272 +>>636221515 +Yeah and it's not shoved in your God damn face and actually made entertaining. +Anything after 15 is dead on arrival simple due to our times +>Hur dur but sales! +Hur fucking dur I will piss and shit and cry and REEEEE and HATE HATE HATE HATE and shit and post shit and tell God why something's should remain in purgatory permanently. +Fucking faggots pushing their faggot agenda with their faggotry shit. Fucking FAGGOTS! + +Now that's out of my system can't wait for ACVI +--- 636231369 +>>636231272 +KINO post +--- 636231387 +>>636230884 +Meanwhile /v fight against censorship of child porn. +--- 636231596 +>>636231272 +>Yeah and it's not shoved in your God damn face +It's literally an entire ~2 hour section you fucking faggot +>and actually made entertaining. +faggot +Kill yourself +>Now that's out of my system can't wait for ACVI +Go suck off Hidetaka "if it's got a hole, I'll insert my pole" Miyazaki in those threads, then +--- 636231869 +>>636206053 (OP) +FF is about gay anal sex now. +--- 636232046 +>>636219121 +News Flash. People who grew up with FF II and III on SNES are over 40 now. +--- 636232048 +Weeb bros, i thought Nihon was based and not woke. +--- 636232112 +>>636206053 (OP) +Combat looked shit anyway. +--- 636232223 +>everyone believing leaks +>believing this one literally who website that is relying on leaks for the reason of the ban when it hasn't been specified yet +--- 636232645 +>>636206259 +>he thinks SE represents all of Japan +Just ignore the autist. +--- 636232675 +>>636228702 +>Final Fantasy 9? +What was the gay shit in 9 again? +--- 636232771 +>>636207000 +Even the leaks said there wasnt one, it's just rage bait. +--- 636232925 +>>636214659 +Barry finally discovered /v/ is weak to faggots. It's over +--- 636232935 +>>636224916 +>>636226241 +>>636226278 +We get it. All male hets are beta cucks. +--- 636233015 +>>636232223 +The funny thing is the exact same leak the article is referring to says the only sex scenes are Barnabas and Benedikta, Hugo and Benedikta, and Elwin and Annabella. Twitterfags literally getting farmed for clicks. +--- 636233065 +Don't care about backwards sandniggers. Still buying the game for this handsome lad. +--- 636233141 +>>636233065 +>t. gay +--- 636233209 +>>636233065 +Somehow, this is the most homosexual post in the thread. Gay-anon...I kneel +--- 636233238 +>>636232675 +Kuja. +--- 636233479 +>>636230970 +Do we know if it's 2 women or 2 men? Or does the Shota Joshua get bangged out? +--- 636233532 +>>636233479 +It's Dion and his boyfriend. Two men. +--- 636233592 +The fact that this game is making v/ seethe this hard will only reinforce my fun playing this gem +--- 636233642 +>>636232935 +>Thinks the only people who could possibly find them annoying are college educated white women. +I didn't give a shit about politics, social or otherwise, in 2013 and I don't give a shit about them now. Videogames. +--- 636233728 +>>636233479 +The leak only refers to sex scenes with Barnabas and Benedikta, Hugo and Benedikta, and Elwin and Annabella. There are none mentioned for Dion. +--- 636233837 +>>636206053 (OP) +FF hasn't been good since X. Sakaguchi and Uematsu were the two main driving forces behind the franchise, and they're gone. +--- 636233842 +>>636231596 +>>636221515 +What the fuck are you even rambling about you underage Twitter tranny. The cross dressing Cloud section was made in an era where that was considered humor. And guess what, it's still funny as long as you aren't a SJW Twitter tranny. Back then seeing a manly man in a girly outfit was funny. Now you faggots take it as a literal green light to put your stinky asshole in my face, clog your poop chute with my dick, and then tell me I'm a PoS for not wanting any of it. Kys +--- 636233845 +>>636224851 +>if it's 2 women being gay, absolutely indisputably based. +>if it's 2 dudes, fucking gay dude fuck square. +--- 636233870 +>>636233728 +I don't know what you think this new strategy of +>fake leaks +Will do for you. Especially since everyone who plays the game will see the truth anyway. +--- 636233874 +>>636233592 +You definitely have resentment issues. +--- 636233893 +>>636233842 +lmao +--- 636234017 +>Giving a fuck about sandniggers +>Ever +--- 636234027 +>>636233842 +>well uh actually me fucking that dude is HUMOR, you just wouldn't get it, lol, it's a Japanese thing, me wanting to fuck this 24 year old man after putting him in makeup and women's clothing diff --git a/v/636207764.txt b/v/636207764.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cefa5614783948e2ee466a045d76b478d1ee2164 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636207764.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1113 @@ +----- +--- 636207764 +>"no you see, making good games won't make people want to play xbox, despite everyone who says they want a good xbox game to play." +>"so because all our games have been mediocre, we're just going to keep doing what we've been doing and try to expand into mobile while promoting gamepass some more." + +phil spencer is gonna get fired lol. he basically said xbox is such a dying brand even Microsoft isn't willing to invest in it. they keep buying good studios and then reducing them to laughingstocks. this shit is cursed lol. +--- 636208457 +I like how weebconsole kiddies think anything he said was wrong +Did Last of Us make people want to play playstation? +How about Ghost of Tsushima? +Spider Man? +All on PC +--- 636208737 +>>636207764 (OP) +No you fucking retard who didn't watch the interview, what he said is that there's no formula that make people sell their Playstations and buy and Xbox. Even if Starfield was an 11 out of 10, they wouldn't do it, because most of them have already built a digital library there. What they want, in their own words, is for everyone to play where they like, if someone has the other consoles, to also buy an Xbox. +--- 636209078 +He's just a PR person I doubt he makes many big decisions +--- 636209554 +>>636207764 (OP) +>hire 50 indians for 20% of normal wage +>tell them to develop a videogame, only providing sparse details on what the game should be +>don't check up on them at all during development +>years pass +>deadline approaches +>game is shit +>push it out anyway +>repeat +Microsoft's process in a nutshell +--- 636209634 +snoys obsess over Phil more than we do kek +--- 636209832 +>>636207764 (OP) +Microsoft is doing this to get in the graces of the regulators. +--- 636211304 +>intentionally misquote him and twist his words to say something completely different +Why do Snoys do this? +--- 636211906 +>>636211304 +It's the only game they have +--- 636212031 +>>636211304 +Because their only cope for having the no gaems station is trying to make others fail. +--- 636212037 +>>636209078 +>head of the entire company division +>just a PR person +--- 636212121 +>>636211906 +>>636212031 +You are in an Xbox thread +--- 636212158 +>>636208457 +>but m-m-muh play station is bad too + +>>636211304 +>>636208737 +"I see commentary out there--'If you just build great games, everything will turn around.' It's just not true [that] if we go off and build great games, all of a sudden you're going to see console share shift in some dramatic way." - phil spencer, verbatim. + +>>636209832 +This is the only way this shit makes any sense. "please pity us and let us buy activision". +--- 636212216 +>>636208737 +How did Sony manage to get people to sell their Xbox and buy Playstation? +--- 636212276 +japan won +--- 636212293 +>>636212121 +An Xbox thread would involve the real quote and not a fanboy shitpost. +--- 636212325 +>>636209634 +Xbots do the same with Tim Ryan. +--- 636212414 +>>636212158 +>-'If you just build great games, everything will turn around.' It's just not true [that] if we go off and build great games, all of a sudden you're going to see console share shift in some dramatic way." - phil spencer, verbatim. +Finish the quote. +--- 636212440 +>>636212293 +An Xbox thread would involve endless cope just like this one +--- 636212593 +>>636208457 + +The difference is that they can buy the game without buying the console and the money still goes to Sony +--- 636212671 +>>636212440 +You're right, Xbox threads do see a lot of Snoy cope. And I'm seeing lots of Snoy cope in this thread. Maybe this is an Xbox thread after all. +--- 636212805 +>>636207764 (OP) +>phil spencer is gonna get fired + +I wish they would let somebody else help run Xbox. They clearly need help. Things won't improve by continuously having Phil Spencer running things. +--- 636212979 +>>636207764 (OP) +Bring back dangerous Don Mattrick +--- 636213136 +>>636212593 +What exactly is your claim? Money for xbox games on pc doesn't go to xbox? +--- 636213171 +>>636207764 (OP) +>they keep buying good studios and then reducing them to laughingstocks +Ah, the good old EA strategy +--- 636213287 +>>636207764 (OP) +The actual question I have for Microsoft is this: why did you make a man with the most punchable face in the world the face of your brand? +--- 636213374 +>>636212671 +Why would Snoys need to cope about Xbox flopping and having no games and selling less than PlayStation? +--- 636213465 +>>636207764 (OP) +He's just manufacturing consent. +Again. +--- 636213487 +>>636212671 +You should stop looking in the mirror. +--- 636213494 +>>636213287 +Screenshot this, They are going to put Todd in charge of Xbox before the end of next week. +--- 636213559 +>>636213374 +>>636213487 +kek, thank you for proving my point +--- 636213591 +>>636208457 +This. Phil is 100% right. Good games might keep your console afloat and keep your fanbase happy, but they will NEVER give you a bigger share in the market or make people jump ship to your platform. + +The only way to do that is when your competition fucks up, but now it's almost impossible. XBOX lost last gen which was most important with digital platform shit. + +Every gen was defined by the winner just sitting back while everyone else tripped over themselves and kept fucking up but now the market is so solidified that Sony CEO would need to intentionally nuke their servers or something for XBOX to get a chance. +--- 636213741 +>>636213559 +What point? Other than Xbots like you coping over your failed brand and trying to NO U your way out of it +--- 636213829 +>>636213591 +>Good games might keep your console afloat and keep your fanbase happy, but they will NEVER give you a bigger share in the market or make people jump ship to your platform. +Worked for Sony and Nintendo +--- 636213962 +>Phil +>Spencer +>PS +>PlayStation + +Double agent, I knew it, +--- 636213972 +>>636208457 +PC isn't relevant here. Costs a fortune and requires a brain, which most gamers don't have. There is a hard wall segregating most console players from PC. +--- 636214041 +>>636213591 +I like how people say that when Xbox couldn't even properly capitalize on fuckups from the PS3 to the Wii U. It's always been a bunch of excuses for why Microsoft is in last place that absolves them of any fault or blame. +--- 636214064 +>>636213591 +I don't understand why "digital platform shit" matters. What does it matter if their library is physical or digital? Legions of people ditched PlayStation for the Xbox360. They couldn't play those PS2 games on Xbox360. +--- 636214120 +>>636213591 +i went xbox x after learning about Bethesda exclusivity and not liking sony's menu systems. +--- 636214324 +>>636212979 +Don Mattrick managed to produce more games that released and people bought and liked. How did the TV TV SPORTS guy manage to release more games than the guy who's only quote for almost 10 years is GAMES? +--- 636214624 +>>636214324 +Because all those studios had projects and momentum before his stupid ass showed up. Then he ruined it. Hence the firing. +--- 636214683 +He will be fired I think. He's making too many bad, expensive decisions. I'll bet he's done more financial damage than Mattrick has at this point. I'd rather Xbox succeed though because chances are if it fails, the Xbox brand focus will just shift to PC and they'll try to find a way to fuck it up. +--- 636214821 +>>636214064 +Your Xbox or PlayStation account has digital purchases, save files, achievements, friends lists, etc. +The PS2 never had this ecosystem. Nobody ever considered buying a PS2 because that's where all their online friends would be. +And every generation it gets worse as your account accumulates more. Why would you throw away everything attached to your account (worth potentially thousands) on a gamble on a new console? +--- 636214947 +>>636213829 +How? It didn't work like that. +Nintendo entered after E.T. was so bad it pressed a reset button on entire industry. +Sony entered with PS1 after people got fed up with developing games on Nintendo and jumped ship. +X360 won because PS3 was an overpriced shit with no games but even then they didn't capitalize properly and kept fucking up on their own with Red Ring of Death. + +PS2 is probably the only gen where the winner showed initiative with PS2 being also a DVD player which basically made it a convenient household device. But still you could say it was also thanks to goodwill from PS1 and competitors fucking up by having no DVD support or at least something else instead. + +Every single console gen ever was won only because competition was fucking retarded. + +And now Sony wins doing fucking nothing and having like 4 exclusive shitty exclusive movie games on PS5 after 3 fucking years because XBOX is that fucking stupid. +--- 636215103 +>>636214683 +Microsoft is full of people making retarded decisions and failing left and right. It doesn't matter. The shareholders are just happen that Phil couldn't waste almost 100 billion for Activision because they want Microsoft to get AI contracts from the government instead. +--- 636215157 +>>636214821 +Xbox had more generations to build up an ecosystem than PlayStation. Games from the PS3 era never transferred over like the Xbox 360 did for new Xboxes. +--- 636215258 +>>636214821 +Does it matter though? If I bought a PS2, and then a 360, I wasn't playing with my friends on PS3. I wasn't playing my PS2 games on the 360. And today, with day-one patches the difference between a physical and digital purchase is mostly irrelevant. +--- 636215283 +>>636215157 +Xbox 360 built the fucking ecosytem. The problem is that they got Don Mattrick during a vital part of the industry. They lost at the worst moment possible. +--- 636215407 +>>636214947 +The difference between Microsoft and their competitors is that Nintendo and Sony take responsibility for their fuck ups and try to improve the next generation. Microsoft just throws their hand up and can't do anything other than just outspend on company acquisitions, which they procede to mismanage. +--- 636215439 +>>636215258 +You say none of these things matter when people wont even move to Epic Game Store despite them literally giving away games, and all that requires is installing a fucking app. +--- 636215649 +>>636214120 +You bought an Xbox for a company whose games are completely worthless outside of the PC versions with hundreds of mods installed? +--- 636215714 +>>636213494 +todd 's face is nowhere nearly as punchable as spencer's, he's just a pathetic manlet +--- 636215785 +Imagine literally rage quitting over this. lol good riddance man boobs +--- 636215883 +>>636215649 +Mods are on console too +--- 636215903 +Microsoft is not a newcomer to the games industry and hasn't been for over 20 years. Nobody blamed Sony's failures with the PS3 on Nintendo. Nobody blamed Nintendo's failures with the Wii U on the PS4. But somehow Microsoft had no agency or control over the Xbox platform or the studios they own because of a single CEO who left the company 10 years ago? + +>>636215439 +The reason nobody uses EGS despite the free games meme is that it's a flat out worse service than what Steam has to offer and people who hate stream are better served by GOG or piracy. Epic has even less than an excuse than Microsoft because Epic wrote off the PC gaming market as a waste of time for over a decade and only started giving a shit after watching Valve build up a userbase basically from from scratch +--- 636216052 +>>636215283 +Xbox had plenty of mismanaged projects even after Don left. Microsoft could have recovered just like Sony and Nintendo did if they weren't so incompetent. +--- 636216078 +>>636207764 (OP) +>phil spencer is gonna get fired lol +Reminder that no one wanted to take his job leading Xbox. If they fire him, it's over. +--- 636216101 +>>636213136 + +No because everybody paly it first in their 1 dollar gamepass and when they see that the game is shit come her to /v/ make a thread saying that is shit and then no one buy it in steam + +PS games are just porta of games that are already successful +--- 636216115 +>>636212216 +They didn't +The issue is when you have two consoles that are nearly identical hardware wise, most people won't see the value of getting both. So each person represents a single zero-sum console sale. +you can buy back some territory later with price-cuts but it's generally a major loss if you fail to build your install base early. +--- 636216129 +>>636215903 +Except on PC you aren't committed to a single app. They are literally giving away games and people still wont sign up. It's proof that people get stuck in their ecosystems. +--- 636216231 +xbox still has more games than PS5 +--- 636216353 +>>636216231 +like? +--- 636216405 +>>636216052 +You are missing the point. Microsoft lost the most vital generation. Sony and Microsoft have made lots of mistakes over the last decade, but Sony gets by because they already have the player-base. + +It's no different than Windows. It gets worse every release yet they still hold a monopoly on the desktop space. All because they built and captured the ecosystem three decades ago. +--- 636216412 +>>636216353 +name 5 ps5 games +--- 636216452 +>>636207764 (OP) +>>"no you see, making good games won't make people want to play xbox, despite everyone who says they want a good xbox game to play." + +This is false, though. But the issue is their idea of exclusive is primarily burger shooters, and nothing else. Halo, Gears, and buying out Bethesda, which has been focusing on first person games also with id and Arkane. Same reason they want to buy out Acti just for the CoD brand. + +There's also a big overlap for shooters with PC. What kind of retard wants to play shooters on a controller? I don't. So I play these on PC. + +Problem with Redfall is why Raf left: Arkane could have been xbox's prestige niche studio, doing immersive sims not doing big sales numbers but doing a lot of positive for their reputation among gamers. Instead they gutted Arkane and forced them to pump out a soulless GaaS shooter. + +The xbox brand since its inception has been perceived as this soulless burger corporation that doesn't care about gamers, just pandering to the low iq burger market with brown n bloom military shooters. That was Halo and then Gears. If you look back at their brand marketing, you'll remember all these E3 confs where it was endless shooter shooter shooter and it was solely burger market focus. + +Snoy carved its niche with their Californian cinematic muh feeling games bs also catering to dumbass burgers, but they also built their brand through gamer Japanese games like SOTC and Demon's Souls. It's extra flavor that xbox doesn't have. + +And these games don't need to be AAAs throwing billions at bloated teams. If Xbox could deliver 10 exclusives with real focus on real gaming, they could turn that ship around. They could fund some talented indie teams to do their dream projects. But no, they just want the burger shooty bloated blockbuster. + +They turned Arkane, the one studio that could have been a trump card for them, into another pozzed shooter factory instead of pushing them to do what they do best. It's 100% their issue. +--- 636216617 +>>636207764 (OP) +>xbox is such a dying brand even Microsoft isn't willing to invest in it +the fuck you mean. the acquisitions are a massive investment. that's not coming from anywhere. Microsoft basically declared their future lies in gaming +anyway i hope they fuck off from this industry really soon +--- 636216661 +>>636216412 +He asked you first +--- 636216748 +>>636213591 +this is the most delusional shit i've heard all day +--- 636216971 +>>636216405 +It's not remotely comparable to Windows. Neither Sony or Nintendo had anywhere close to makret share on console hardware that Microsoft does in PC OS + + Sony "gets by" because they actually try to compete and release good games even when they got fucked from Kaz's decision making with the PS3. Microsoft's damage is entirely self inflicted, they fucked up multiple times even after Don was gone from the company. But somehow it's not their fault. +--- 636217065 +>>636213591 +> but they will NEVER give you a bigger share in the market or make people jump ship to your platform + +are you seriously implying that the switch would have done just fine if it wasn't for breath of the wild? The second nintendo games stop being exclusive to shitty nintendo hardware i'm jumping ship. +--- 636217114 +>>636208457 +>All on PC +Normal people don't give a shit about PC gaming you fucking retard. Nobody wants to sit at a desk with a mouse and keyboard and a shitty little monitor like they're working in an office to play games. They want to sit on the couch using a controller playing on their big TV. Nobody wants to troubleshoot bullshit issues for hours on end, they want to turn their console on and start playing. Normal people don't give a shit about mods, or piracy, or having 10 different launchers installed for all their games. +--- 636217284 +>>636216129 +It's proof that EGS is a shit app with a shit store and periodically giving away free games over a limited time, games that people have already played, won't change that. + +Again Valve didn't automatically have the user base they have today. They built up Steam for over a decade while their competitors were either half assing their apps or just ignoring the PC market because they fell for the piracy meme and didn't think it was even worth selling to until years after Steam became popular. +--- 636217287 +at this point i'm really curious how anyone can sit here even act like an xboxfag. call me snoy and tendie all you fucking want. what in the fuck are you even looking forward to? Starfield? you know Bethesda is behind that one, right? it smells like the next big day one flop already +they didn't deliver for quite some time now +--- 636217352 +>>636217287 +>t smells like the next big day one flop already +Like Skyrim +--- 636217382 +>>636217114 +Consolefags are so fucking dumb holy shit +--- 636217472 +>>636217352 +Like Fallout 76 +--- 636217532 +>>636217382 +He's 100% right and only the mouth breathers on /v/ think otherwise. + +>>636217472 +Like Skyrim +--- 636217613 +>>Talking to the Kinda Funny Xcast, Spencer said that he is “upset with myself” and that he’s “gonna take full responsibility for launching a game that needs to be great.” While he acknowledged the disappointment that comes from a $70 game arriving in the condition Redfall has, he also offered support for the game’s developers, Arkane Austin, noting that he will not “push against the creative aspirations of our teams.” + +They need to learn to listen to common sense and stop forcing these abomination nobody wants, learn to cancel these ESG nightmares. Delaying a turd will never make it not a turd. It's really not that complicated. Anyone with half a brain saw the redfall annoucement and thought "wtf is happening with Arkane? Why are they doing this? It's not them, it's 100% corporate meddling". They keep thinking they can trick gamers with bullshit and force markets to disregard basic common sense. Because they give more power to market studios instead of creatives, or because their creatives are now mentally ill sjw diversity hires sick with tranny BLM mind virus instead of regular people living on planet earth. These are games greenlit and engineered from powerpoint slides and algorithms by boardroom committees. +--- 636217617 +>>636212216 +Library reset. +None of the games from PS3 / 360 work on PS4 and Xbox One (not at launch) +--- 636217620 +>>636216971 +Sony literally had 70% of the marketshare with PS4. What are you talking about? +--- 636217701 +>>636217382 +PissSea peasants lol go debug your ryzen chipset +--- 636217718 +>>636217114 +You know you can connect a controller to a pc right? Dumb nigger lmao. +--- 636217747 +>>636217114 +Truth hurts +--- 636217779 +>>636217532 +Like Fallout 76 +--- 636217867 +>>636217114 +>They want to sit on the couch using a controller playing on their big TV. +Snoys really haven't seen a computer in their lives, have they? +--- 636217876 +>>636217701 +You're actually retarded. +--- 636217949 +>>636208457 +The last of us sold over 20 million copies, spider-man sold 25 million +--- 636218040 +>>636217949 +How many of those are from bundles? +--- 636218079 +>>636217620 +What are YOU talking about? That number is from a few months ago, Don Mattrick hasn't been with Xbox for over a decade now. Sony never had 70% of the market even 5 years ago even if you want to exclude Nintendo. +--- 636218262 +>>636218040 +That would only reinforce the point that those games which sold more than most Call of Duty titles were driving consoles sales and adding value to the brand. + +PC is also irrelevant, over half the Steam players are Chinese on shit boxes. Sweaty nerds who play the same 5 games over and over, it's niche and always will be because of the cost for ultra high performance +--- 636218281 +>>636217532 +No, he is right and you are an idiot, as I am sure your teachers and parents have told you enough times even you begrudgingly acknowledge it. +--- 636218369 +>>636218079 +The PS4 outsold Xbox One almost 3 to 1 throughout the entire generation you disingenuous faggot. +--- 636218415 +>>636217747 +What Truth +--- 636218467 +>>636218281 +Normalfags do not, have not, and will never fucking game on PC. +Get the fuck off /v/ and touch grass. + +>>636218262 +>That would only reinforce the point that those games which sold more than most Call of Duty titles were driving consoles sales and adding value to the brand. +Not at all. I've technically bought a copy of Uncharted 4 because it came with my PS4 slim. I didn't even touch the game, it was literally the only fucking option available at the time. +--- 636218541 +Endymiontv Video is actually good. Microsoft way of management is the reason we're getting this lazy broken shit. A studio under Microsoft doesn't have to fear getting closed or its staff fired. +--- 636218613 +>>636218467 +>Normalfags do not, have not, and will never fucking game on PC. +>Get the fuck off /v/ and touch grass. +Is that why Steam has 120 million active users? +--- 636218647 +>>636217613 +holy shit that image is hard to look at. +--- 636218661 +>>636217114 +The funniest part of this post, by far, is that the most massive jump in PC usage for games was 2019~now. Tons of normalfags I know went from not even knowing what a 'gaming pc was' to gaming exclusively on PC as programs like Discord became ubiquitous to keep in touch with your friends during the pandemic. +--- 636218760 +>>636218040 +all of them, and also all the ps5 consoles have been scalped, no one is actually playing the ps5. sony is going to announce they're done with video games tomorrow, and xbox will be the leading figure in the industry. +--- 636218780 +>>636218613 +china, mexico, India and the lgbt community can explain those numbers. +--- 636218873 +>>636218369 +PS4 did not have 70% marketshare throughout the entire generation. You are arguing in bad faith thus you have conceded. +--- 636218881 +>>636216101 +The $1 sale was gone a long time ago, anon. +PS revenue is under Xbox by over $200M consistently, despite selling over twice as many consoles. +A console with only 2-3 exclusive titles not on PC. +You need to cope. +--- 636218913 +>Imagine being the mouthpiece of a soulless megacorp and having to spew braindead shit every day to make a living. +Some people really are better off dead aren't they +--- 636218921 +>>636218467 +The game was very profitable and the movie had a box office revenue of $401 million. If you're arguing don't make games that sell a lot and can be spun off into films and other media (Destiny netflix show on the way) then you should apply for a job at Microsoft because they are also fucking retards +--- 636218970 +>>636213559 +>kek, Xbox sells than Playstation, I win +Damn... +--- 636219037 +>>636218040 +basically 95% lol +--- 636219053 +>>636218921 +What the fuck are you babbling on about Snoy? +--- 636219061 +>>636218661 +It's even funnier when you realize that chinamen are a literal majority on steam. +--- 636219116 +>>636218780 +>those normalfags don't count because I said so + +Also funny to pretend the LGBT community doesn't care about Zelda or Animal Crossing or Splatoon or Spiderman or TLOU +--- 636219281 +>>636219116 +>all games which are on pc, pretty boy ;3 +--- 636219330 +>>636218467 +>Normalfags do not, have not, and will never fucking game on PC. +This is completely false. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Take your own advice retard. +--- 636219338 +>>636218873 +Arguing in bad faith? All you do is move goalposts. + +The original point was that people become entrenched in ecosystems. PS4 reached 70%+ marketshare. It's literally irrelevant when that number was achieved because the over arching point is that people stay in their ecosystem. Stop being a disingenuous faggot. +--- 636219351 +>>636217613 +>>636218647 +Worst part is that those "people" just do not give a shit about the legacy that they're destroying. They'll just move on to the next thing that sparks people joy and proceed to ruin that as well. +--- 636219416 +>>636219281 +Animal Crossing and Splatoon got released for PC? +--- 636219485 +>>636207764 (OP) + +>Good games just don't sell consoles!! + +Well for starters, how the fuck would he know? Microsoft haven't actually made any good games. +Secondly, this is wrong as fuck. We've known since the 1970s, before video game consoles even existed that software does infact sell hardware. Many platforms died just because they had no fucking worthwhile software and everyone went with something else instead. + +How in the fuck does someone as incompetent as Phil get to his position exactly? +--- 636219506 +>>636219338 +I accept your concession. Thanks for playing. +--- 636219545 +>>636219053 +What do you think the thread is about? Phil said making good games won't help. Most Sony games sell a lot, are really profitable and also generate revenue from other media. Make good games and franchises, it's that simple. +--- 636219598 +>>636219506 +>no argument +>I-I win! +That's not how it works. But I do accept your concession unless you have an actual argument? +--- 636219723 +>>636213972 +using a computer to play games doesn’t mean you are smart +--- 636219836 +>>636219338 +>It's literally irrelevant when that number was achieved because the over arching point is that people stay in their ecosystem. +That number was achieved because Sony's studios had better output and better exclusives than Xbox does, which is how they were able to peel away Xbox owners from the 360 to the PS4 **DESPITE** the fact that Xbox had built up a much more rebust digital ecosystem in that time frame +>b-b-but don mattrick +It's been 10 years already, stop making fucking excuses for Xbox and get a grip. +--- 636219929 +>>636219598 +I wasn't responding to one. +--- 636219957 +>>636213972 +PC has only been more relevant with every passing year +Sony literally stated they're going to keep porting to Steam because it makes bank +--- 636219993 +Theres a shitton of pajeetdoft copium on this thread holy shit +--- 636220075 +>>636218467 +Let me guess, you think /v/ isn't filled with normalfags lol +--- 636220090 +>>636218467 +Some of the most successful games of all time hit their milestones on PC you fucking retard +--- 636220134 +>>636219485 +The Dreamcast +--- 636220231 +>>636219416 +yeah, on yuzu. +--- 636220456 +>>636219836 +It's funny that you boil down the PS4's success to just "it's got better games" when there are a million factors. + +Not to mention that it's literally irrelevant how each console won or lost. The point is that it was the generation to win now that digital ecosystems are a part of the purchasing choice of a new console. The fact that you can't even concede this point is embarrassing, it's not a controversial idea. +--- 636220614 +>>636208457 +There's very little overlap in PC and PlayStation players, it's just additional revenue for Sony, there's no risk in losing PS players to PC. +It's just another reason Xbox failed, they tried to make PC and Xbox one player base and didn't realize they're 2 different groups of people until it had cannibalized the console players by making nothing but PC games and porting them poorly to xbox. +--- 636220687 +>>636219957 +Because PC doesn't compete with PlayStation. It doesn't hurt them to port their games to PC because people will still buy a PS5 because it doesn't require them to build it themselves, customize it, or cost a fortune. They get sales from PC gamers with no downside. +--- 636220703 +>>636220231 +In other words, they're console games. Played on console. +--- 636220893 +>>636207764 (OP) +>they keep buying good studios and then reducing them to laughingstocks. this shit is cursed lol. +Microsoft have been doing that for decades though.. long before Xbox existed. +--- 636220954 +>>636220134 +Was Dead on Arrival. +--- 636220971 +>snoys complaining about the lack of games on xbox +--- 636221079 +>>636220954 +And yet it had good games, curious. +--- 636221249 +>>636208737 +YES THERE FUCKING IS ITS CALLED HAVING A GOOD GAME WHAT THE F UCK YOU MEAN + +THEY LITERALLY HAD HALO, E V ERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHERS WERE PLAYING HALO BUT MICROSOFT DECIDED TO PANIC HTE MOMENT SALES WERE SLIGHTLY MARGINALLY LOWER THAN HALO 3S SALE AND DECIDED TO CRASH THE ENTIRE SERIES INTO THE GROUND + +MICROSOFT ARE JUST SHIT, SHIT AND SHIT. +--- 636221363 +>>636220456 +The fact that you're still making excuses for Xbox even after your ecosystem arguments was thoroughly refuted is embarrassing and pathetic. The PS4 succeeded because it had games people wanted to play that Xbox didn't, and cost less while performing better than the Xbox. Same reason the Switch is doing well where the Wii U failed. Not "a million different factors" that you blame everyone except Microsoft and anyone not naned don mattrick for. +--- 636221418 +>>636207764 (OP) +Only niggers like playstation. And by niggers I mean american black people +--- 636221470 +>>636208457 + +Western pozzed trash have virtually Zero attachment + +Before World, monster hunter and dragon quest were only avalaible in nintendo systems and always sold like hotcakes in nippon + +You are the retard that shits on the cake and blames us for it +--- 636221654 +>>636220614 +Werid how Xbox games on PC cannibalize console players but other console games on PC don't. +--- 636221657 +Xbox is going to become the next SEGA, they'll drop out of the hardware market and publish games instead. Although they'd have to actually release some games first for that to be possible. +--- 636221661 +>>636221363 +You're too fucking dumb to understand the argument. Go back to school if you can't read. + +Again, it is literally irrelevant to how they won. You think I'm defending Xbox because you're a Sonyfag stuck in the console wars. Deluded. + +Windows continues to be a success despite getting worse every release. All because of the ecosystem. The same reason why PS5 is selling despite having zero games. + +If you don't understand this point, just don't even bother replying. I'm not going to explain it to you again for the 5th time now. +--- 636221679 +>>636217114 +>obody wants to sit at a desk with a mouse and keyboard and a shitty little monitor like they're working in an office to play games. +How can you still be making this retarded argument in the current year? +--- 636221878 +>>636221079 +Most of them were arcade ports. +--- 636221942 +>>636221878 +How many arcade systems do you own? +--- 636222034 +>>636220971 +>he doesn't realize Xbox has less games than PlayStation +Nice self own. +--- 636222250 +>>636219723 +>t. useless poor consolefag + +You only say that shit because you have no idea what it's like being at the top. Now lose some weight or kill yourself +--- 636222327 +The Ghost of the errors of the Xbox One +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_JVVUnCWnY [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrvE3B5Rz6A [Embed] +--- 636222403 +If you destroy a country like the Jews do with America, you reach a point your entertainment and "culture" suffers and nothing of value will be lost. + +America is, though. Completely. +And soon nuked, according to the Russians kek +--- 636222439 +>>636221661 +Windows has been the dominant PC OS for over 20 years now. Sony hasn't had the lead for more than a generation and they are still getting outsold by the Switch. Your ecosystem argument is trash and so is your reading comprehension. +>Again, it is literally irrelevant to how they won. +You're too fucking dumb to understand the argument. Go back to school if you can't read. + +Again, it is literally irrelevant to how they won. You think I'm defending Sony because you're a Xboxfag stuck in the console wars. Deluded. + + +If you don't understand this point, just don't even bother replying. I'm not going to explain it to you again for the 5th time now. +--- 636222546 +>>636221942 +Why does that matter? +--- 636222560 +>>636222403 +You type like someone that plays with their own asshole. I know you're just going to call me a kike, but you're still a faggot. +--- 636222605 +>>636222439 +>resorts to copying and pasting my post +Utterly mindbroken. I hope school can be some help to you. +--- 636222669 +>>636221661 +If PS5 has zero games then Xbox has literally less than zero games. An actual negative amount of ganes. +--- 636222689 +>>636222546 +Well if they're good games, and good games sell systems, I'd expect you to own a few, right? +--- 636222747 +>>636221470 +>retard animeposter talks about japan +>post is about the west +>doesn't realize they're one of the retards being called out by it and makes further example of the post being right +dumb animeposters are something else +--- 636222771 +>>636214324 +Don Mattrick literally killed the Xbox brand. You faggots are worse than the tards saying "at least Halo 5 wasn't as bad as infinite" grow some fucking standards or do us all a favor and neck yourself already. +--- 636222813 +>>636221470 +uhh bro the best dragon quest was a ps2 exclusive?? +--- 636222901 +>>636222605 +anon, you dont understand. Your points are so absurd they arent even worth engaging at this rate. Stay in school. +--- 636222969 +>>636222560 +really? I never knew an asshole player but you on the other hand... sound like one. And a mutt. So piss off, drink your Transheuser Bush and be a good mutt. +--- 636223012 +>>636222689 +So what? +--- 636223095 +It will all be over soon for your Shithole country anyway... +--- 636223142 +>>636222771 +Microsoft killed the Xbox Brand. Halo 5 and Infinite didn't release under Don Mattrick. +--- 636223145 +>>636222901 +>they aren't engaging because they just aren't ok! +Make sure to tell the teacher that you need extra help on reading comprehension. I wish you luck! +--- 636223389 +>>636223145 +Oh the irony. +>they aren't engaging because they just aren't ok! +They aren't because they're retarded and you're an insufferable disingenuous prick who's completely detached from reality. And you can't read for shit. +--- 636223461 +>>636223389 +Why do people still use Windows despite it getting worse every release? +--- 636223582 +>>636220971 +You don't have to run faster than a bear, you have to run faster than the guy next to you. +Ps5's 5 exclusives + however many PS4/PS5 exclusives like Ragnarok easily beats the 0 exclusives for series X/S +--- 636223638 +>>636223461 +Learn to read retard. +--- 636223791 +>>636223638 +kek, I accept your concession. Can't even answer the question. +--- 636224048 +>>636223791 +I can't help you with your reading disability. Sorry your parents and teachers failed you. +--- 636224224 +>>636224048 +Now now, you don't need to project. You can't answer the question because once you answer it completely decimates your point. +--- 636224707 +is he trying to crash the stock? why would he disparage his own brand? this is like corporate cuckoldry. +--- 636224963 +>>636224224 +Your asinine question was already answered in the first two sentences in an earlier post you tilted at like a bitch. Your point was completely decimated and you have nothing other than mindless shitposting like the retard you are. Thanks for conceding. +--- 636225002 +>>636207764 (OP) +the orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton kid really buckbroke him huh +--- 636225005 +>>636224963 +Well you shouldn't have a problem answering it again. What's the answer, Snoy? +--- 636225090 +>>636222771 +halo died under phil, don turned halo into billion dollar francise +--- 636225241 +What was the point of Gamepass again? +--- 636225250 +>>636224707 +Xbox performing like shit makes the value of Microsoft go up. The investors hate the Xbox division. They want Microsoft to focus on Office, Windows, and AI. +If Microsoft announced the death of the Xbox division tomorrow I guarantee there would be at minimum a 27% spike in value for Microsoft stock. +--- 636225304 +They rushed out Redfall as a fall guy so it got absolutely shit reviews so the merger got approved. +--- 636225305 +>>636225005 +>ANSWER ME AGAIN SNOY +Like I said I can't help you with your reading disability. Thanks for conceding though. +--- 636225320 +3rd gen in a row in third place. OOF. +--- 636225359 +>>636225305 +>still can't answer the question +You must enjoy making a fool of yourself. I'm happy to let you continue. kek +--- 636225450 +>>636222969 +>I know you are but what am I? +Still a faggot +--- 636225525 +>>636224707 +Admitting he lost the generation prior is Wii U level code red +--- 636225579 +>>636207764 (OP) +Halo and Gears of War brought an audience but they never expanded outside that dudebro audience despite years of trying, so he isn't wrong that good games won't bring more players but it did give him an initial audience. +--- 636225698 +>>636217114 +>they hated him, for he spoke the truth +--- 636225714 +>>636208457 +Those games were exclusive for years and definitely sold consoles +--- 636225868 +>>636221363 +>The PS4 succeeded because it had games people wanted to play + +Delusional +--- 636225882 +>>636225359 +>>636225250 +Why do I need to repeat it just because you're too stupid to read and keep making a fool out of yourself? Thats a You problem. +--- 636226020 +>>636225882 +>still can't answer the question +So utterly embarrassing that you are still trying to deflect. I feel terrible for you. Hopefully Sony can release one game for you soon. +--- 636226030 +>>636225868 +What's delusional is thinking people bought a PS4 for games they didn't care about and that Xbox sold less because PS4 games were somehow worse than Xbox +--- 636226128 +>>636226020 +>So utterly embarrassing that you are still trying to deflect +The irony +>Hopefully Sony can release one game for you soon. +Again, the irony. +--- 636226130 +>>636213591 +console kiddies still think exclusives matter +--- 636226169 +>>636208457 + +>Did Last of Us make people want to play playstation? + +Originally, yeah. Not so much any more though, Druckman has just destroyed that IP. +--- 636226193 +>>636226130 +If they don't matter how do you explain the Switch. +--- 636226267 +>>636212979 + +What a fucking idiot this mook was. Investor must have worn him like a sock puppet for the terrible decisions he made with the brand back in 2014. +--- 636226272 +>>636226030 +That's not what I said +--- 636226280 +>>636226128 +Lets see if you can answer the question before this thread dies. +--- 636226283 +>>636225698 +Again what truth +--- 636226343 +>>636225241 +speedrun attempt at copying the Netflix business model +unfortunately having joined the speed running community Microsoft quickly ended up joining the 41% +--- 636226353 +>>636217065 +>The second nintendo games stop being exclusive to shitty nintendo hardware i'm jumping ship. + +But you can already do this +--- 636226367 +>>636226193 +because they don't have anything else to play dumbass +--- 636226378 +>>636226272 +You're delusional +--- 636226395 +>>636226283 +Nobody gives a shit about PC gaming +--- 636226412 +>>636217114 +lol, imagine being so poor you own a console. What's that like NPOC, owning a console playing at sub 30fps? Do you enjoy that? Are you truly that retarded? +--- 636226574 +>>636226367 +And? Why would someone buy a switch if exclusives don't matter when they can buy a PlayStation or an Xbox or PC or Steam Deck? +--- 636226672 +>>636226395 +Keep telling yourself that. +--- 636226726 +>>636226395 +Then why is there 120 active users on steam? +--- 636226745 +>>636226280 +Let's see if you learn how to read before you graduate high school. +--- 636226864 +>>636226745 +>answer not found +Sorry, try again. I'm confident you can think of something! +--- 636226880 +>>636226784 +Every accusation a confession and pure projection +https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2021/06/01/xbox-celebrates-pride/amp/ +--- 636226925 +>>636208457 +Yeah, two years later, ESL Xbox tranny. +--- 636226963 +>>636226864 +>reading comprehension not found +Sucks to be you. +--- 636227013 +>>636226378 +Enjoy your snoyslop +--- 636227050 +>>636226963 +Come on man, I have faith you can answer without completely burying your argument. Try again! +--- 636227101 +>>636227013 +Enjoy being delusional +--- 636227107 +>>636226726 +Damn PC gaming really is dead +--- 636227205 +>>636227101 +At least I'm not a snoy +--- 636227208 +>>636227050 +I feel sorry for your parents. +--- 636227278 +>>636227208 +Welp, there's the concession. Thanks for playing. +--- 636227326 +>>636227205 +You're delusional. +--- 636227357 +>>636227326 +At I'm not a Snoy +--- 636227402 +>>636227278 +I've accepted your concession. Try to keep up. +--- 636227408 +>>636227357 +Not good, not terrible +--- 636227470 +>>636227357 +>At I'm not +You're delusional. +--- 636227472 +>Avowed, Rare's New Game, Fabled, Perfect Dark +Where in the fuck are they Phil? It's been literal 3 years since you announced them. FUCKING MAKE AND RELEASE GAMES. + +What in the fuck is the point of buying studios if you aren't going to use them? +--- 636227473 +>>636227408 +What's terrible is being a snoy. +--- 636227514 +>>636227402 +You just accepted the concession. You don't need to reply anymore. Thank you again for playing! +--- 636227680 +>>636227514 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636227837 +>>636217114 +right on the money, which is the biggest wall to break through to get into PC gaming +>$500 console +>$1500 "budget" gaming PC +--- 636227868 +>>636227680 +>no u! +Thanks again. Good luck on coming up with an answer. +--- 636228031 +>>636227868 +>no u! +Good luck learning how to read. And thanks for conceding. +--- 636228046 +>>636208457 +>make people want to play playstation? +NIBBA THE PS5 IS SELLING LITERALLY MORE THAN THE PS4. IT'S AT 38 MILLION CONSOLES SOLD. YES PEOPLE WANT A PS5. WTF IS PHILL DOING. IM NOT AN XBOX FAN AND IM STILL MAD AT THIS INCOMPETENCE. THEN CAN'T EVEN MONOPOLIZE THE INDUSTRY RIGHT. FUCK. +--- 636228143 +>>636228031 +I already told you, you don't need to reply anymore. I already accepted your concession. Don't beat yourself up about it. You can go into another thread and try to win an argument there. :) Good luck! +--- 636228217 +not like this bethesdabros.... +--- 636228256 +>>636228143 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636228361 +>>636228256 +Why do you keep conceding? Very strange. +--- 636228594 +>>636228361 +Why are you so illiterate? +--- 636228642 +>>636228046 +>Sold +38 million *Shipped*. Most of those PS5s are rotting on warehouse shelves. +--- 636228662 +>>636228594 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636228736 +>>636228046 +>>636228046 +PS5 is selling because it has literally zero games. Series X sells less despite having all the good games, which the other consoles and PC don't have. Ecosystem. Windows. Monopoly. If you argue otherwise you're a snoy. +--- 636228743 +>>636227837 +more like $650 lmao +https://www.digitaltrends.com/computing/gaming-pc-build-you-need-beat-ps5/ +rope yourself, consolenigger +--- 636228904 +>>636207764 (OP) +Literally just let him cook +--- 636228929 +>>636228736 +>PS5 is selling because it has literally zero games. +>muh 4chan meme +yeah it has literally nothing and... everything. keep coping with marketing buzzwords. +--- 636229046 +>>636228662 +You didn't answer the question. Thanks for conceding. +--- 636229101 +>>636229046 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636229140 +>>636228929 +See >>636227473 +--- 636229223 +>>636229101 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636229274 +>>636229223 +TFC (Thanks for conceding). +--- 636229380 +>>636229140 +you lost bitch boy. no amount of snoyposting will save you from the truth that xbox is being killed by the very greasy kikes that created it and pc is slowly becoming the worst platform for videogames. I'm an idort and even I know it's true. xbox failed, and they only have third worlders like you to support them. +--- 636229390 +>>636228642 +You're saying nearly 38 million PS5s are rotting on warehouse shelves and nobody owns them? Source? +--- 636229470 +>>636229274 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636229525 +>>636229140 +yes im with you here! ps5 is a california brand now. they literally abandoned japan. wtf is xbox doing. this is the moment of weakness see: +>>636213591 +>The only way to do that is when your competition fucks up +this is a sony fuck up. and the xbox is literally DOING NOTHING. they are absolutely incompetence to product a half working game. do i need to remind you Halo Infinite's budget is $500 million??? either these guys are incompetent as fuck or the brand is cursed. +--- 636229565 +>>636229380 +See >>636229274 +--- 636229598 +>>636229470 +TFC +--- 636229628 +>>636229390 +>You're saying nearly 38 +he is obviously talking about of his ass. the number was 34 million this VERY CHRISTMAS. +--- 636229720 +>>636229598 +Thank for conceding. +--- 636229826 +>>636229565 +if you reply to this post in any way, even acknowledging it, you're admitting that you're a beta male who has never been kissed by a girl. +get fucked gay lord, lmao @your life +--- 636229845 +>>636229720 +Reply to this post with "Thanks for conceding" if you would like to concede further. +--- 636229850 +>>636222034 +0 == 0 +--- 636229885 +>>636215903 +>Microsoft is not a newcomer to the games industry and hasn't been for over 20 years. Nobody blamed Sony's failures with the PS3 on Nintendo. Nobody blamed Nintendo's failures with the Wii U on the PS4. But somehow Microsoft had no agency or control over the Xbox platform or the studios they own because of a single CEO who left the company 10 years ago? + +Jesus, this, why are people seething so hard over Microsoft's fuck up being completely inexcusable at this point? Games are what sell consoles, if there's nothing compelling to play then there's no point in buying one, period. The og Xbox was a great console BECAUSE of its games, the 360 started the trend of trying to make revenue off a service, which they stubbornly insisted on until it backfired so hard that they lost their position in the industry. + +Anyhow, the truth is that they're not dumb enough to let go of an industry that's so increasingly profitable, but they'll probably exit the console business and move into Gamepass being a service. +--- 636230017 +>>636229845 +I accept your concession. +--- 636230106 +>>636207764 (OP) +He's completely wrong too. If a console put out a fantastic must-have game that I knew 100% would stay exclusive I would consider buying it. Most gamers are adults with enough expendable income to get a new console. Having most of your digital games in one ecosystem doesn't mean much if there's one absolute killer game you know you will never be able to play. Not that I would buy an Xbox even if they had a great exclusively at this point; he basically outright told us that would be flushing our money down the drain since the console is doomed. +--- 636230151 +>>636228736 +>All the good games + +Anon lmao which ones??? They're all either on PC or PS5, it literally has nothing. +--- 636230163 +>>636230017 +I too accept your concession. Not sure why you keep conceding though! Very strange. +--- 636230194 +>>636229885 +Gamepass isn't good in the long run. It undercuts game sells and people only get it to basically rent multiple games and then quit. +--- 636230267 +>>636230163 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636230294 +>>636230194 +Oh no consumer friendly practices, the horror +--- 636230356 +>>636230267 +Thanks for conceding again! Reply to this point if you would like to concede again. +--- 636230447 +>I accept your concession +--- 636230517 +636230356 +Thanks for conceding. +--- 636230642 +>>636228046 +>PS5 IS SELLING +To warehouses and scalper basements +PSNegros are another level of low IQ lol +--- 636230680 +>>636212979 +>We have a brand for dilating trannies, its called xbox +--- 636230880 +OP here. this is the funniest shit ever. we have some actual aspies here literally being worse than women and defending whichever side they happen to be on. I love making you faggots angry. I even own a series x, or as it's better known, a dust collector, and i regret it because i cant even sell this piece of shit due to 0 demand. but anyway, thanks for all the replies, bitches. +--- 636231010 +>>636217114 +What world do you live in? +--- 636231031 +>>636229885 +You're right, Xbox threads do see a lot of Snoy cope. And I'm seeing lots of Snoy cope in this thread. All because PS5 has no games. +--- 636231114 +I accept your confession. +--- 636231154 +>>636230151 +>>636229826 +See >>636229850 +PS5 has no games. Read it and weep, Snoys. +--- 636231217 +>>636208457 +>I like how weebconsole kiddies think anything he said was wrong +>Did Last of Us make people want to play playstation? +>How about Ghost of Tsushima? +>Spider Man? +>All on PC +Those are all shit games. Well they're okay but they're all the same. Cookie cutter cinematic third person movie games with quest markers won't make me buy a PS5. But Bloodborne did make me buy a PS4. All you need is a game as good as Bloodborne, that people know 100% they can never play anywhere else. I can play Last of Us, God of War, Spider-man, Death Stranding on Steam do why would I buy a PS5? If Final Fantasy XVI looked really good and would be a PS5 exclusive I'd consider buying it, but it's basically confirmed it will go to Steam like 6 months later or whatever. Why would I pay $500 or so for a console when I can just wait 6 months and play the games on my Steam backcatalog (which is massive because Steam sales are dirt cheap compared to console )? +--- 636231269 +>>636230880 +I accept your concession again, Snoy troon. +--- 636231273 +>>636228046 +Yes, and yet it has no games? +Weird right. +Almost like the games are irrelevant. +--- 636231274 +>>636209554 +>last of us remake + +I don't think ms stuff is that buggy. Atleast they push relatively working games right? I don't play much AAA so idk +--- 636231419 +>>636216115 +>The issue is when you have two consoles that are nearly identical hardware wise, most people won't see the value of getting both +that's what system sellers are for. they may be not profitable individually, but they work as deciding factor to which console buy. and that's why sony is dominating market. + +xbox just needs good 1st party games. and they failed to make them. that's all. +this is purely a management failure. +--- 636231459 +>>636231217 +>steam sales are dirt cheap compared to console +they're the same sales, you're clueless. MS is actually the cheapest by a large margin with regional pricing. +--- 636231516 +>>636231154 +ahhhh this nigger just called himself a beta male, lmao. +--- 636231636 +>>636217114 +you do understand pc can be a consoles as well? i am enjoying my pc in my living room while lying on a couch as we speak, faggot +--- 636231808 +>>636231516 +See >>636227473 +--- 636231809 +>>636231217 +>Another "B-Bloodborne is their only good game!"-fag +Jeez, there's so many of you you would think the game would have actually sold more than the pitiful 2-3million copies it sold putting it on par with the likes of Knack and Killzone: Shadow Fall. +--- 636232138 +>>636231274 +Brother they published Crackdown 3, State of Decay 2, and the fucking trashfire that was the Master Chief Collection that didn't work for years. The only reason The Last of Us Remake (bear in mind only the PC release months later was bugged to hell and back) was notable is that people actually expected better from Sony not that they were setting a new bar for buggy releases. +--- 636232370 +>>636229525 +>they literally abandoned japan! +so why do japanese cuck devs continue to only release on ps5? +--- 636232371 +phil is the man +--- 636232768 +>>636231809 +Literally my only console is a PS4 (unless Steam Deck counts). I'm just telling you what sold me on it. Every new Sony exclusive bores me. They all play exactly the same. Yeah you could say Soulslikes are played out but they were less so when Bloodborne came out and frankly I can easily imagine myself playing through Bloodborne again in 10 years but not any of these other games. I have Playstation Plus, they give me all these Sony quest marker movie games for free with it and frankly they couldn't pay me to play most of them. They're boring, they're all the same, and they all come to Steam a few months later anyway. +--- 636232973 +>>636231459 +Never had an Xbox so I'll take your word. But it's a dead console and they've given up on winning so who cares now. All I know is Sony has way more expensive sales than Steam with way less selection. +--- 636233392 +>>636208457 +>Did Last of Us make people want to play playstation? +are you fucking for real? Were you even alive then or is your memory just fucking garbage? +--- 636233801 +once spiderman 2 drops the 'ps5 no games' meme will be done for good +how will xbottoms and pc goys cope +--- 636233905 +>>636233801 +Xbots literally are dead at this point since Phil surrendered Xbox. Nobody plays games on PC anyway. +--- 636233908 +>>636233392 +No one cares about your woke lesbian zombie walking simulator. +--- 636233973 +>>636208457 +Yes, absolutely. They're well received games. Congratulations on getting our table scraps, though. TLOU was great when I played it on PS3 eight years ago. +--- 636234028 +>>636214947 +MS didn't fuck up on RROD they replaced a lot of consoles beyond warranty losing billions because they wanted to keep the xbox brand alive +what killed xbox is focus on kinect, lack of games post 2010 and horrible marketing +they never recovered from the always online + kinect fiasco and the utter lack of games didn't help +--- 636234141 +>>636233801 +bruh spiderman 2 will come out on pc +don't conflate pcbros with xbots diff --git a/v/636209680.txt b/v/636209680.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1573ecb46109a838ea91e3c9db699e11ba5c6fd1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636209680.txt @@ -0,0 +1,352 @@ +----- +--- 636209680 +ITT: games only you liked. +--- 636209815 +So lange, homosexueller Bowser +--- 636210029 +>>636209680 (OP) +Never tried it out, that was the fighting game that had Riesz in it right? +--- 636210047 +>>636209680 (OP) +I'm sure there are people that like smash 4, but I know that I'm the only one who likes smash tour +--- 636210220 +>>636210029 +No, it was a bunch of literal whos and Shovel Knight (of course). +--- 636210248 +>>636209680 (OP) +I like blade strangers as well +--- 636210252 +i thought people hated that the cave story guy had the ip taken from him +--- 636210387 +I got Blade Strangers just for Umihara & Friends, didn't even know Curly and Quote were in it which was a really nice surprise. My thoughts (and yes, I'm aware the game has basically no budget). +>animations are pure ass +>Isaac is extremely embarrassing, they could've easily incorporated a gorillion morphs for each single attack but they're all basic shit instead (a spider, seriously?), his stage and story are a fucking joke too +>Shovel Knight is cool as fuck on the other hand, the deep jap voice complements him greatly +>Umihara and the girls had the most care and effort put into them by far, fuck year +>Curly and Quote are cool as hell, no complaints +>Noko's story is a massive clusterfuck, I knew about the time traveler thing from playing Sayonara but I definitely wasn't prepared for this +--- 636210498 +>>636210387 +Forgot to mention the game is really enjoyable overall despite the big, huge flaws. +--- 636210598 +>>636209680 (OP) +solange sex +--- 636210753 +>>636209680 (OP) +>>636210387 +I wish it had a sequel with more Success and Inti characters but it ain't happening. +--- 636210769 +>>636210047 +Just noticed this, but if you took out the character icons, you would have no idea that this image was from a smash game. At least Smash Run kept the overall look. +--- 636210904 +>>636210220 +Oh right, it was the other fighting game with crossover characters that nobody played, Million Arthur +--- 636210913 +>>636210769 +Still upset that smash run wasn't on both smash 4 versions. +--- 636211091 +>>636210913 +Same, could've been a separate game on its own with a few new maps. +--- 636211238 +>>636210387 +Many such games. +--- 636211295 +>>636210904 +>Oono from High Score Girl is just an assist +I fucking hate crossover games with characters locked to assists because they all cuck me out of my favorites. Fighting Climax is easily the most painful one for robbing me of Kino, Boogiepop and Korbo. +--- 636211635 +>>636209680 (OP) +I am the only person that loves, you heard right, LOVES this game. +--- 636211694 +>>636209680 (OP) +>Lily's Night Off +>Embric of Wulfhammer's Caslte DX (I have never seen anyone talk about this game, it's amazing.) +>Mugen Souls +>Mugen Souls Z +>Tales of the Black Forest +--- 636211713 +>>636210913 +I'm upset Smash Run didn't return for Ultimate. I'm sure getting all the characters in one game killed the budget, (thanks Sora!) but Ultimate was really lacking in side content. +--- 636211957 +this thing was a fucking blast +--- 636212116 +>>636211823 +Never played that one, but Excite Truck i remember being fun as fuck. +--- 636212203 +>>636211823 +Nah, nigga +They basically took Excite Truck which was already fun as fuck with a friend and made it even better +--- 636212351 +>>636209680 (OP) +i bought it for gunvolt when it came out and didnt play for more than 3h online lol +--- 636212612 +>>636210029 +no, the one with Riesz and Air Dash Iori was Million Arthur:Arcana Blood. +Its not bad, its pretty fun just barebones is all. +Riesz was top tier on release but patches nerfed her, but she's still upper mid to High tier, and one of the few characters where the NICE CHINCHIN Assist isnt a meme but a genuine tool. +--- 636213901 +>>636209680 (OP) +My ultimate “Fuck you I liked it.” game. I hope it shakes the dumb SMT comparisons and gains a sort of cult following over time. I think it’s actually something special. +--- 636214031 +>>636213901 +I found the demo highly underwhelming, does it get better later into the game? +--- 636214825 +>>636214031 +Yes. The demo contains the weakest part of the story in my opinion. The gameplay is mostly more of the same, but does present more difficult combat situations later. You also need to keep track of your levels and grind on certain maps to stay afloat, but this can be streamlined pretty easily if you have the Lust unit early and use its big map nuking skill with the proper set up. It’s the kind of game that makes you figure out a lot of shit yourself and expects you to pay attention. More so than the demo would lead you to believe. Give it a try if it seems interesting to you. +--- 636215967 +>>636209680 (OP) +--- 636216113 +>>636209680 (OP) +--- 636216247 +>>636209680 (OP) +Also a game only I played +--- 636216557 +>>636209680 (OP) +Solange is fucking hot, too bad her game is shit. It should have been a porn game. +--- 636216976 +>>636212116 +it was very fun. i still hear the canada ost to this day +--- 636217060 +>>636216557 +Yeah, a beat 'em up where levels are short missions is a fucking horrendous concept. +--- 636217069 +>>636209680 (OP) +I played it like twice but I liked it. +--- 636217150 +>>636209680 (OP) +I miss weird experimental games. +--- 636217638 +And Fragile A. Wishing still for a spiritual sequel. +--- 636217798 +>>636212116 +BIG DAMN TRUCK +--- 636217984 +>>636211238 +based, kuroko is kino here +--- 636218423 +>>636217150 +>PS2 era had a bunch of big developers letting small teams make weird as fuck games that were unlike anything before +>nowadays big developers spend tens of millions developing a single game and don't have smaller experiments anymore +>the few indie devs that aren't focused on just rehashing old, abandoned franchises don't have a budget and can't fully realize any unique ideas and concepts that they have +I really hope the industry gets better one day +--- 636218429 +Otomedius Excellent...also Rodea the Sky Solder for Wii U, Balan Wonderworld, the original Hyperdimension Neptunia, and Monster High: 13 Wishes. +--- 636218520 +>>636218429 +>Rodea the Sky Solder +Yeah sure, that was a solid- +>WiiU +But why +--- 636219858 +>>636209680 (OP) +>Curly with headphones and not attached ear antenna things +fuck is this shit +--- 636220017 +>>636210783 +I liked it anon - the gameplay was flawed, but the setting and characters were great. +--- 636220060 +>>636219858 +They also gave her jiggle physics if I remember right. +--- 636220065 +>>636209680 (OP) +I almost bought this for Umihara Kawase but then they announced Fresh right before this came out and it kinda sucked anyways. Oh well. +--- 636220095 +>>636218423 +Hopefully the success of HiFi Rush will bring AA games back +--- 636220180 +>>636211823 +Legitimately my favorite racing game, feels incredible finding the route through a track where you could consistently hit each trick in sequence. Getting 2nd and winning on points because you were so much more stylish than the winner of the race was great too. +--- 636220238 +It was my first Fatal Frame. It's now arguably my favorite series. +--- 636220253 +>>636216113 +hello, me +--- 636220330 +>>636218429 +>Rodea the Sky Solder +Nah, that gme was pretty coo... +>for Wii U +the fuck is wrong with you man +--- 636220369 +>>636218429 +How is this not posted on the level of "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series"? +--- 636220503 +>>636220369 +Turn it into a render first, duh. +--- 636220547 +Hobbit 2003 +--- 636220609 +>>636209680 (OP) +Left is hot. surprised there isn't more r34 of this character +--- 636220613 +>>636220369 +Gradius hasn't been relevant for at least 30 years. +--- 636220668 +>>636220547 +Based, I loved that fucking game +--- 636220734 +>>636220609 +Code of Princess is ironically a very, very good candidate for this thread. +--- 636220910 +>>636218429 +I will always cherish my memories of watching that Konami presentation Live. +--- 636221143 +>>636220330 +The thread is about ''games you only liked''...that's one of many more or less. I admit that the Wii version is better in several aspects. It looks better, it runs better (60 FPS at times) and the gameplay is also better for the most part, but even so, I also like the Wii U version and I've played it from beginning to end...it's one of my biggest guilty pleasures. +--- 636221245 +>>636210047 +This was fun +It just needed some more polish +--- 636222082 +I've got a few: +>Guilty Gear Judgment +>Sonic & The Black Knight +>DNF Duel +>Castlevania Judgement +>Metal Slug 2nd Mission (more because nobody else played it) + +>>636220734 +Been meaning to try it but the fact that the original and the updated release are both on Steam and both have Mixed reviews with my minor research telling me that EX has issues the original doesn't make me apprehensive. I have a homebrewed 3DS though, I could just get it there, but I'm like 80 hours deep into Project X Zone 2 right now and want to finish that first. +--- 636222425 +Sequel please +--- 636222650 +This won't get a sequel...oh well, I like it. +--- 636223619 +>make a Code of Princess spinoff (kind of) +>no Zozo +It's like they wanted to fail. +--- 636223802 +>>636222425 +Needing to kill with supers was an inherently awful decision that kneecapped the whole game, leading to characters with good hitconfirms and long combos to build meter and confirm into supers from more hits being uniformly top tier, aka Kratos/Raiden/Donte/Kat. The stages were all pretty great though. +--- 636223938 +>>636223619 +solange is better +--- 636224098 +>>636223619 +Nicalis loves shoving Code of Princess stuff into crossovers for some reason as if it has the notoriety of Cave Story or even Umihara Kawase. +--- 636224519 +>>636220017 +A lot could be done with the npc murder sytem if made more sense. Like Killing some lonley old women wouldn't do shit to stem the infection. + +If went they with dracula, maybe they could make it make sense, if you kill your blacksmith then the infection really increases because the guards have less weapons to fight the not-zombies/skals. Also you could lose agaisnt the true enemy, the turks +--- 636224632 +>>636210783 +good taste, no pun intended +--- 636224652 +>>636213901 +Give it time, the price is too high for what the game presents itself to potential buyers. Once it hits bargain bin everybody will be recommending it. +--- 636225541 +genuinely my favorite dreamcast title + +also, the munchables on wii was a cute game. +--- 636226048 +>>636209680 (OP) +>>636210387 +Speaking of games nobody bought which happens to have Umihara Kawase... Bazooka is an odd game to be sure, and I'm still trying to figure out who the target audience is/was when they decided to make a co-op glorified score attack. +--- 636226219 +>>636210047 +It wasn't a terrible idea. +The issue is that most probably never got to play it with actual human beings. +--- 636226429 +>>636213901 +Using furyu is cheating. +--- 636226447 +>>636215967 +Hey, i actually played this janky mess with a friend the other day. +--- 636226627 +>>636226048 +I remember seeing that somewhere, and I wasn't sure if it was a Smash ripoff or something else. +--- 636227293 +>>636226627 +It looks that way, but it isn't. Bazooka's thing is you capture enemies like a standard Umihara Kawase, but you're supposed to launch them back at enemies and clear the room as fast as you can. All game modes are different variations of it too so yeah that's literally the game and nothing more. It can be fun though, you know, if you actually enjoy score attack games. +--- 636227834 +>>636209680 (OP) +I'm so sad this game is fucking dead because it's so fun spamming machine gun with Curly. +--- 636228076 +>>636227834 +why not play with friends? +--- 636228291 +>>636209680 (OP) +I'll keep shilling for it until I see more people playing it. +--- 636228363 +>>636228076 +I don't have friends lol +--- 636229979 +>>636210047 +>the only one +Wrong. Back in high school I had a friend I would play Smash Tour with and we would force our little brothers to play with us because they hated it but we loved tormenting them. +--- 636230119 +>>636209680 (OP) +It & Champions were my childhood. Stupid shitty Frontier ruining the series. +--- 636230238 +>*knock knock* +--- 636230483 +>>636226429 +Peak "everything is good but the gameplay" core. Combat was rudimentary and the level design basically didn't exist but the art, music, story, characters, all of it was just so fucking SOULFUL. +--- 636230549 +>>636218520 +>>636220330 +I got the wii u game that included the wii disc too. Why should I only play rodea the sky soldier on wii? +--- 636230578 +>>636228363 +This was literally my first JRPG that wasn't Pokemon. I still think about characters like Gre and Pepper every now and again. +--- 636230580 +>>636230238 +most kino slop hopoo has produced +--- 636230604 +>>636209680 (OP) +I'm more of a Crystal Crisis man myself. +I bought it not knowing it was Puzzle Fighter. Puzzle Fighter 2 is one of my all time favorite games, so this was a welcome surprise. + + I'll also say pic related. +--- 636230675 +I like the type of Curly who can kick my ass +--- 636230771 +>>636215967 +Wasn't this partially based on an early script for Spiderman 4? +--- 636230890 +>>636230578 +Based. +--- 636231153 +>>636226048 +at least the box has some nice Bazookas on it +--- 636231261 +Battle Fantasia +you can really tell they wanted to have the characters age up as the series progressed. Maybe one day we'll get a sequel +--- 636231513 +>>636209680 (OP) +--- 636231589 +So this game and emulated it, it was surprisingly decent. +--- 636231647 +>>636231153 +There are better entries with better bazookas. I'd post Sayonara+ but this thread isn't about posting objectively based games. +--- 636231650 +>>636209815 +Heh +--- 636231772 +>>636211957 +Holy based. Game had wavedashing +--- 636231926 +>>636231589 +It's actually a spiritual successor to In The Hunt in terms of concept, which is itself also a spiritual predecessor to Metal Slug in terms of the actual dev team. +--- 636232450 +>>636226048 +>>636227293 +Bazooka's cast is the most random and obscure assortment of characters. You've got shit like the MC of a PS2 horror yuri VN, and a random Japanese Minecraft Youtuber. +--- 636232679 +>>636219858 +and oddly enough they got that part right with quote on the same game. +--- 636232828 +>be the Guardian Heroes devs, the kings of beat 'em up games +>make the foundation for a potentially great beat 'em up for your new game +>make it so enemies break out of an uppercut->air combo move and go into neutral air attacks against you on the way down, also there are 20 enemies on the screen so good luck fag +What were they thinking? +--- 636233381 +>>636211635 +Nah you don't. 6 weapon styles. 13 (awful) maps. Nonexistant campaigns. Only way you loves this game is if it was your very first DW +--- 636233734 +>>636209680 (OP) +You couldnt make Curly more soulless than this even if you tasked some poojeet with proompting it +--- 636233885 +>>636233381 +Zhao Yun's weapon is all I need. The maps were great and open compared to 8's hallways. It was my 4th after 3, 4 and 5. diff --git a/v/636210403.txt b/v/636210403.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c4a2bdeb4444f7b6760de95a2fd53de2c7eb931a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636210403.txt @@ -0,0 +1,173 @@ +----- +--- 636210403 +>Play with Phoenix blessing because RNG and the res looks cool +>Turns out dying dispell the res so it does nothing +I cant believe they actually give that one cunt a skill that straight up puts you at 1hp with no buffs. +--- 636212891 +>>636210403 (OP) +Never understood why people complain Gilgamesh is hard, even Marilith is harder than him because she is way faster. +--- 636213563 +>>636212891 +When he starts doing his chain cancel he gets hard +--- 636213653 +>>636212891 +I can see people finding gilgamesh harder if you can't keep track of his three weapon movesets or are bad at managing break gauges in phase 2, but he's overall much easier to get a grasp on. +--- 636213657 +Gating DLC behind a grind to level 200 is kinda weird +--- 636214131 +Who else did it their way? Never once used extra mode. +--- 636214597 +>>636212891 +Its all fun and games until he becomes a break bar check +--- 636216215 +>>636214597 +>break bar check +You can pretty much just parry his full basic combo, which is pretty easy. +--- 636217838 +Can someone explain to me how I'm supposed to blue mage properly? +--- 636218567 +>>636217838 +Never tried that class, but if had to guess you use accessories with the ability you need and thief profession would be good too (to get some abilities). +--- 636219587 +>>636218567 +The accessories have 0 charges and I don't know how to gain one, unless I need to fight the enemy that gives the instant ability and the accessory "stores it" for me? +--- 636220754 +>>636219587 +You're supposed to use class ability instead of instant ability, and it will consume mp instead of charges, I think. If that doesn't work... +--- 636220924 +>>636217838 +the accessories let you use whatever move is on them when you play as a blue mage by consuming mana instead of charges. Also I believe another anon pointed out that gear with instant ability dmg up isn't the same as blue magic dmg up despite it being the same named move one takes mana to cast and the other limited charges +--- 636221825 +I need some fucking pants +--- 636222339 +>>636221825 +playing without monk HP bonus? or have you evolved far past needing that at this point +--- 636222715 +>>636219587 +If you don't have an instant ability, using the job action uses whatever enemy ability is on your accessory. +If you do get an instant ability, that takes priority over the accessory's ability, which might be an undesirable side effect of soul shielding and is something to keep in mind. +--- 636223148 +Should I be playing on Hard? Still running through the main story here (about 10 hours), but generally outside of bosses I'm stomping everything on the Action difficulty. +--- 636223471 +>>636222339 +Is a Knight/Pala parry build, If im getting hit in the HP, im doing it wrong. +--- 636223807 +How the FUCK do I use Hi-Potions? +--- 636224097 +>>636223807 +I hope your left hand is ready to crab claw +--- 636224130 +>>636223807 +Hold L2 and dpad left/right to change between consumables +--- 636224316 +>>636224097 +>>636224130 +I'm so stupid, thanks +--- 636224536 +>>636223471 +you want HP because HP increases holy fang damage. +--- 636224612 +>>636223471 +Holy Fang scales off of HP, if anyone needs the monk bonus its paladin +--- 636224854 +Tips for early Bahamut? I feel like its either nuke or be nuked right now and because I’m not at the cap yet it’s impossible to build for anything specific yet. Mostly just using mage to generate MP / activate reinforce / blood weapon / seal of blood and then marauder to orbital collision things out of existence. The defense / HP recovery combo links help but man, I can’t let anything touch me or thats it. +--- 636225125 +>>636224854 +>I’m not at the cap yet +Well there is your answer. +--- 636225378 +>>636224854 +As in Bahamut difficulty? +I've just been going through it one difficulty level at a time (210 to 220 to 230 ect) +Definitely try to make affinity sets even if they're not for your class specifically. The bonuses help a fuckton if you can capitalize on them. Otherwise you really need to get your job levels up as well. +--- 636226207 +>struggling with a story boss +>keep forgetting Lightbringer + left/right-dpad options exist +>obliterate the boss next attempt w/ using them at the 50% mark +Felt like I cheapened the encounter. +--- 636226208 +>>636225125 +I mean fucking obviously shits going to be easier with level 400 gear or whatever but I have to get to that point first. +>>636225378 +Yeah I have been leveling up one or two key pieces at the smith so I can at least keep the fast charge from 250 red mage and it helps keep my overall level in line with what I am doing. But like I slog through the stages OK and then just get blown the fuck up by whatever new moves the bosses gained. It has been a pretty unsatisfying climb compared to going through chaos so far. Maybe I’ll just have to dump some crystals into thief and hope it helps me get some better drops. +--- 636226762 +Ok guys, here's a good one for you, I have 2 builds right now. One does insane damage once it's on, but there's startup MP problem which is basically unsolvable (uses analyze which you can't chain cancel, and gambler which is not easy to do too) but is fine once it gets going (needs potion or 2), no matter how many enemies or bosses I am against, I'm good. I could add lancet, but it's one less slot, and you can't get max mp no matter what. (No magic affinities, pure physical) + +The other one is more tame (Ninja/Gambler) which doesn't have MP problems, can chain cancel + you get free dodges on ninja and infinite tools too. + +What should I stick with in your opinion? (We are talking labyrinth/Luffenia, story completed everything unlocked.) +--- 636226848 +Do Null Voids consume consumables? +That is to say, I tried fighting Gilgamesh without Extra Mode and I'm getting bullied but I have 5 Hi-Potions and an Elixir. If I use those but die anyway will I still have them on a retry? +--- 636227156 +>>636226848 +If you die in Null Void, your items will reset to whatever you had upon going in. If you use all your items, but clear null void, they will be considered consumed. +--- 636227225 +>>636227156 +Perfect! +Now I just have to actually get him below 75% HP. +--- 636227285 +>>636226208 +What's your job levels versus your difficulty level? My initial fight against fucking Bikke at level 220 was a fucking nightmare but it's been pretty smooth sailing for me after that and getting my uncaps. +--- 636227545 +>>636227225 +>Gilgamesh lvl 80 jobs. +HERE IT COMES +--- 636227776 +>>636227545 +>switch to Knight +>beat him in one try +Oh +--- 636227961 +What is the max job level after limit breaks? + +>>636227776 +Including second phase? +--- 636227991 +>>636227961 +There was no second phase, this is the third time I've fought him +--- 636228923 +Could someone please give me a rundown on how to approach post game and DLCs in the fastest, least painful way without using godmode? +--- 636229013 +>>636228923 +There is no "fastest, least painful" way that isn't using God Mode +They're full length grinds otherwise +--- 636229178 +>>636227961 +Don't tell him. + +>>636228923 +No such way. +--- 636229710 +Is the difficulty climb gradual enough that i can level all of the basic jobs first, before hitting advanced ones? +--- 636229906 +>>636229710 +Why do you even want to level everything? +--- 636230029 +>>636229906 +I have to level most of them to unlock the advance jobs in the first place. +--- 636230132 +How do I make this game not run like shit, every time I soul break my FPS tanks and in general I'm barely getting 40 fps +--- 636230330 +>>636230132 +I mean you could set the fps limit to 30 then. Turning off reflections helps a bit. +--- 636230348 +>>636230029 +Play what you want, use anima to unlock more advanced jobs. +--- 636232262 +chaos? +--- 636233241 +Gambler/Blue Mage is a great combo. +--- 636233420 +>>636228923 +something like fight WoL to unlock Bahamut difficulty + get the handout gear > run The Stymied until you have it at lv400 > rerun it until you have passable gear (lv390+, at least one or two useful affinities, minmaxing is overkill here) > run the missions that uncap the jobs you use (might need to do this on Chaos at first, idk how bad doing Bahamut 400 at lv30 is) + buy the bahamut shop uncaps > progress through to dlc2, bump The Stymied up to lv500 and get more gear > progress rift to floor 21 to unlock dlc3, abuse rift chests respawning when you go to the world map and back for additional job uncaps to lv200 > do The Stymied on new difficulty set to floor 180 scaling for relic gear with high summon blessings > replay main story on dlc3 difficulty for all the uncaps etc. you skipped on lower difficulties, do dlc3 content, grind endlessly in the rift + +personally I just played each difficulty in order, but if you wanted to minimize how many times you replay stages without extra mode that's more or less what you'd do +--- 636233529 +What's the intended item level for the rift/gilgamesh fights? I do NO damage to him whatsoever and he kills me in 2 hits tops. +--- 636233886 +>>636233529 +Level of what? Jobs I would say 100-120 at least, to start, equip max limit one 400 or 500 whatever is max right now. But I suspect level is not your biggest problem. +--- 636233963 +>>636233886 +My jobs are ~60 and my item level is 400ish diff --git a/v/636210969.txt b/v/636210969.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d5c0adbedc48893f25c3d00e318da5c992979d94 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636210969.txt @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +----- +--- 636210969 +/v/i +--- 636212292 +fuck that bee +--- 636212383 +>>636212292 +IT'S HIP +--- 636212843 +>Shit post +>You've been blocked from posting for violating the rules +>This block will last 13 minutes +>13 minutes goes by +>Not banned, can post +Name a better feeling in this world +--- 636214784 +>>636210969 (OP) +daily reminder the devs of bugfables snitched on the developers of devil engine, essentially throwing them under the bus. +--- 636214985 +you cant fuck the bee, she is too tiny compared to you +--- 636215408 +>>636214784 +why do you assume anybody knows what you're talking about +--- 636216069 +>>636214985 +I'm open to receiving a bodyjob. +--- 636216227 +>>636214985 +i can fuck big bugs then +--- 636216637 +why is vi so sexually arousing +--- 636216786 +>>636216637 +Because she is a child. +--- 636217082 +>>636216786 +No, she's a mature bee. +--- 636217102 +>>636216786 +damn... +--- 636217664 +>>636210969 (OP) +IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE we talk about out buff strategies on vi? What item do you guys use? A Mega-Rush™ or a squash tart? +--- 636217810 +>>636217082 +She is absolutely a child and we are lusting after her. +--- 636217956 +>>636217664 +I LOVE it when vi regenerates FP to heal every turn. I had all my attack ups on Kabbu including berserker and had Lief use Frozen Drill for a bout 25 damage every turn. +>>636217810 +I think it's pretty common to call people children that aren't literally children. Not that I'm defending lewding Vi, just sayin +--- 636218142 +vi bug fable ur so beeuutiful! +I love you! +--- 636218156 +>>636217810 +She is young and childish, but she definitely is an adult bee. +--- 636218243 +>>636217956 +>Not that I'm defending lewding Vi +lol what a faggot +--- 636218464 +>>636217956 +Interesting take but i prefer the good old reliable poison Vi with antivenom/weak stomach. I use hard charge, then Leif (who got X2 turn medal) get a mega rush to make her poisoned, then give my turn left to vi who will either use heavy throw if the ennemy is heavily defended or 2x hurricane toss (depending on the boss, but usually huricane toss is impossible to fail contrary to tornado toss) +--- 636218779 +>>636218464 +That's definitely a more versatile strategy however you're neglecting the fact that Kabbu stronk +I was going to attach an image to this post but was overwhelmed by the amount of kabbu muscle porn +--- 636219195 +>>636218142 +sorry forgot eyelash +--- 636219412 +>>636218142 +>>636219195 +--- 636221548 +>>636219195 +nice +--- 636222134 +>>636219195 +chunky bee +--- 636222985 +unbeelievable +--- 636223975 +>>636222985 +beg beetle.. +--- 636225001 +kill yourself Tad +--- 636225131 +>>636210969 (OP) +Sexy bee named Vi! Vi is sex! Sex bee called Vi! +--- 636225278 +>>636222985 +>he drew my request +BASED BEYOND BELIEF. +--- 636225380 +>>636222985 +How did she get them on without her massive abdomen bee ass in the way? +--- 636227942 +Vi butt. +--- 636228416 +>>636219195 +Drae her pregnant and fertile. +--- 636228429 +>>636222985 +artist blog? +--- 636229280 +What does Vi smell like? +--- 636229340 +>>636229280 +sunshine +--- 636230023 +>>636229280 +bee +--- 636230234 +>>636229280 +Honey +--- 636230331 +fuck off +--- 636230409 +>>636216637 +the lashes +--- 636230437 +>>636230331 +shit wrong thread lol +--- 636230516 +>>636230234 +cummy +--- 636230730 +>>636222985 +A daring synthesis. I'm going to need more pics of Vi wearing spats. Maybe a few of the other female bugs like Mothiva too. For science. +--- 636230881 +>>636230730 +This, and they need to be drawn looking incredibly well worn, loose and sweaty after an intense workout. +--- 636231406 +>>636229340 +Sunshine has no smell +--- 636232365 +>>636231406 +Yeah it does, it smells like Vi +--- 636232516 +>>636232365 +How do you know? Are yousome kinda weirdo that sniffed Vi? +--- 636233840 +oh boy my favorite thread +--- 636234040 +>>636233840 +He's literally me diff --git a/v/636212872.txt b/v/636212872.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..acd98e8c6981d625ba46b4bce2b1e1c4ba9ba55f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636212872.txt @@ -0,0 +1,283 @@ +----- +--- 636212872 +ITT: Vidya moments when shit just got real out of nowhere. + +Pic related +--- 636212945 +But that's not a thing that happened in any video game, you absolute schizo. It's not even a video game. Do you even know what year it is? +--- 636213718 +/v/ isn't the place to shill your shitty webcomic. This board is for videogame discussion only. Go back newfag. +--- 636216334 +>>636212945 +>>636213718 +lol +--- 636216539 +>>636212945 +>>636213718 +--- 636216846 +>>636212872 (OP) +TGT is board culture +--- 636216872 +>>636216334 +>>636216539 +still not videogame related you absolute braindead fucks +--- 636216989 +>>636212945 +Kingdom Hearts +--- 636217101 +>>636216872 +--- 636217219 +>>636212872 (OP) +Did he summon the sataniks? +--- 636217264 +>>636212872 (OP) +--- 636217505 +>>636216872 +NI**ER +--- 636217774 +>>636217505 +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MY EYES +--- 636218094 +>>636217505 +--- 636218229 +cu*****nt + +--- 636218280 +>>636212872 (OP) +--- 636218456 +>>636212945 +>>636213718 +>>636216872 +--- 636218519 +>>636217505 +--- 636218808 +>>636212945 +>>636213718 +--- 636218825 +>>636216872 +Is this satire? I hope it is +--- 636218896 +>>636217505 +--- 636219080 +>>636218229 +--- 636219109 +>>636216872 +--- 636219239 +>>636217101 +>>636217505 +what are the other 9 deadly words +--- 636219410 +>>636219324 +kino +--- 636219536 +Did you fail the secret test, /v/? +--- 636219603 +>Read latest chapter +>Tails finally fighting + +It only took 10 years. +--- 636219786 +>>636219536 +I unironically dropped the comic here. Yes I have ADHD +--- 636219927 +>>636219786 +--- 636220106 +>>636219536 +I just read all of that, and it's incredible how little he manages to say with so many fucking words +--- 636220127 +WHY the FUCK is Shadow acting reasonably? +Is it just to show that he has an actual bond with Knuckles to the point where he would drop his psychopathy to listen to him, or is he just tired? +--- 636220204 +Why are crude comics so soulful? +--- 636220263 +>>636220204 +I love dogisaga +--- 636220278 +>>636220127 +Shadow was always right, the problem is that he is too edgy. +--- 636220556 +>>636220263 +Art +--- 636220716 +I'm more into Tamers these days. That last episode was one of my favourites. +--- 636220741 +>>636212872 (OP) +--- 636220872 +>>636219536 +How does Togashi do it? +--- 636221071 +I haven't checked it out for a while, but from what I'm hearing it sounds like the christmas dump will be worth it. +Provided janny does the world a favour and kills himself, of course. +--- 636221609 +>>636220204 +>Why are crude comics so soulful? +Imperfections often have personality +--- 636221713 +>>636221609 +Just like with people :D +--- 636221947 +>>636220741 +Did TGT come to a close or is it still going? I never got really far into the story aside from the occasional dumps on /v/. +--- 636222187 +>>636217505 +>>636217101 +--- 636222218 +>>636221947 +Looks like the last comic came out two or three weeks ago. It's still alive. +https://www.tailsgetstrolled.org/ +--- 636222290 +>>636221947 +Last I remember, it died after a surprise revival because the people behind it got into a fight. +>>636222218 +Or not. +--- 636222370 +>>636222187 +what the fuck +I need to catch up on this +--- 636222405 +>>636222218 +The absolute madman, thanks anon I need to catch up. +--- 636222532 +>>636212872 (OP) +Bro wtf spoiler that shit +--- 636222537 +>>636221947 +--- 636222571 +>>636222370 +That is just a parody. Just like this one. +--- 636222580 +>>636219786 +Based zoomer +--- 636222719 +>>636220741 +That fight had a 10 out of 10 kino choreography. Whoever was the artist of that chapter should draw more often +--- 636222951 +>>636222719 +I want a coyote spinoff +--- 636223318 +>>636216539 +Has any other drawing ever conveyed such tangible emotion? +--- 636224338 +>>636222187 +n****r AND nigger +--- 636224685 +>>636223318 +maybe +--- 636224830 +>>636224685 +thousand-cock stare +--- 636225009 +>>636221713 +This is accurate. Avoid BPD people, especially women, at all costs. They will ruin your life. +--- 636225185 +>>636219536 +>tfw you realize this foretold literally EVERYTHING + +lazerbot is a genius he knew damn well nobody would bother to read all of kermit's spiel +--- 636225472 +>>636222187 +fuck you this made me choke on my water and fart and I had to check if i hadn't shat myself +--- 636225534 +>>636225185 +he is unironically one of the 21st century's greatest writers +--- 636225554 +>>636225009 +--- 636225781 +>>636224685 +source? I feel like i've seen this before, mario kills her or something like that right? +--- 636226248 +>>636225781 +>sauce +bruh https://www.tailsgetstrolled.org/ +--- 636226674 +>>636226248 +How do you respond without sounding mad?!?! +--- 636226858 +>>636226248 +in his defense the art got way fucking better for TGT so I get not knowing it's from there +--- 636226972 +>>636226248 +Why did she try to kill Mario? +--- 636227210 +>>636226674 +"Well, the jerk store called, they ran out of you!" +--- 636227660 +>Coyote, be not afraid +Literal kino +--- 636227803 +I just clicked on the latest page, why is sonic alive again? the fuck? + +the last thing I read was when wile e. was fighting an oc, there were transformations and shit +--- 636227805 +I played a looney tunes game once and Elmur Fudd just started shouting FUCK YOU STUPID BITCH ASS BUNNY FUCK YOU WANNA SCRAP YOU BUNNY ASS RABBIT BASTARD FUCKER COCK SUCKER, and then he punched buggs in the face. +--- 636227823 +>>636226674 +trolls be trollin +--- 636228148 +tgt lost it's soul once he stopped drawing it himself +--- 636228310 +>>636227803 +you clicked on one of the ultimate alternate reality pages, those are just filler jokes and aren't canon to the main story +--- 636228692 +>>636212872 (OP) +Whenever I try to read through this, I always stop at the occult stuff. It's boring. +--- 636229002 +>>636227660 +K I N O +I N O K +N O K I +O K I N +--- 636229041 +>>636228310 +oh alright thanks +--- 636229051 +>>636219239 +Spic kike faggot dyke troon chink retard autist and reddit +--- 636229148 +>>636229002 +what the fuck when did this happen +--- 636229287 +>>636222218 +I think TGT will soon be longer running with more regular updates than Sonichu +--- 636229493 +>>636229148 +after he died and went to hell +--- 636230313 +>>636217505 +--- 636230561 +>>636230313 +>BULLSEYE! +--- 636230648 +TGT is old and busted. +All the cool kids are into Sonic Underground now. +--- 636231298 +>>636230648 +TGT became cringe once other people got involved, I'm glad tamers does it for the art +--- 636231437 +>>636231298 +Fuck you TGT is still based +--- 636231631 +>>636231298 +--- 636231818 +>>636217505 +--- 636232662 +The last thing I remember checking out is the fan-drawn conclusion to the coyote vs the guy with an eye on his forehead fight (Demarro I think it was?). + +Is Lazerbot even involved in it anymore? +--- 636233564 +>>636232662 +He's just a royalty collector at this point +--- 636233796 +>>636216846 +Hotline Miami 2 was full of "shit got real" moments. + Pardo killing the Fans, everything about the Beard levels, the Son's trippy final level, the journalist going lethal mode, Jake getting executed by 50 Blessings, and of course the bombs dropping. +--- 636233941 +BABYLON WAGES WAR ON BABYLON +BABYLON VANQUISHES THE EVIL OF BABYLON +BABYLON FALLS AND BABYLON RISES +--- 636234010 +>>636212945 +>>636213718 +--- 636234126 +I don't understand how this stupid comic is so good +but it really really is diff --git a/v/636213210.txt b/v/636213210.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d1729ab6cd81c6eca79d75b21b02062792fb6dba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636213210.txt @@ -0,0 +1,279 @@ +----- +--- 636213210 +Why is this "student debt" thing being included as a backstory for gaming characters now? Saints Row did the same thing. +--- 636213451 +Something like 99% of all zoomers -> millennials are in student debt, so it's relatable +--- 636213474 +>>636213210 (OP) +It's supposed to be #relatable as seen by idiots that have never lived a day of their life outside California ie modern developers +--- 636213596 +To appeal to gender studies majors who will never earn that wasted money back until we all bail them out of their mistake via the government. +--- 636213605 +Millennials are in charge of most of entertainment and they write shit exclusively for themselves and to use as a therapy session and that's it regardless of the target demographics. +--- 636213609 +>>636213210 (OP) +Because its a fairly commonplace thing and its thus 'relatable'. I've got like $10k left, and the last thing I want is a fucking videogame reminding me of that. +--- 636213750 +>>636213210 (OP) +It's even weirder when you consider that the devs are froo France...which famously have very low tuition fees +--- 636213754 +>>636213609 +Senior in college and I only have 5K because I worked and my college was dirt cheap. +And my upcoming job pays well and does tuition assistance. +Millennials are just retarded with no money sense. +--- 636213879 +>>636213750 +>devs are froo France +Arkane Austin made the game. +--- 636214035 +>>636213879 +with all actual development being outsourced to pajeets in delhi +--- 636214138 +>>636213596 +bro the universities inflated the cost of education for decades so they could pump money into woke activism and you're so caught up in petty culture war shit that you cheer them on just because it spites the smug retards you argue with on reddit +--- 636214147 +>>636213754 +>Millennials are just retarded with no money sense. +Its a generational issue, sent off to college to rack up debt with little to no guidance or plan. +--- 636214203 +>>636213210 (OP) +I thought the student debt thing was just a meme. Oh dear it's real. +--- 636214325 +>>636214147 +>sent off to college to rack up debt with little to no guidance +So, you're saying compound interest wasn't taught to millennial when they were in high school? +--- 636214417 +>>636213754 +Nah. College/Higher education was basically free for boomers. +They could buy a house on minimum wage. +They had life on game journalist difficulty mode. As easy as possible. +--- 636214445 +All the writers have student debt and they only know how to write about themselves or tropes from media +--- 636214481 +>>636214325 +It wasn't taught to me, at the very least. Though I did know what it was. The issue is far more elaborate than that, however. +--- 636214543 +>>636213210 (OP) +Its literally just been a staple of millennial writing in games for the past 10 years almost. Fucking losers in the writing room trying to make their characters as relatable as possible and they think "most young adults these days have crippling student debt, lets build on that!" + +They take it too far and make it a character's entire personality rather than the reason most people want to kill themselves. +--- 636214765 +>>636213210 (OP) +It's trying to be relatable to the current "target" audience. A shame they don't play games and their pandering just annoys those who actually game. +--- 636214849 +>>636213754 +>worked while studying +Must be nice to do a Mickey Mouse degree at an uncompetitive university. +--- 636215047 +>write character that's in their 20s or 30s +>give them a situation and backstory that is common among that demographic +>/v/edditors who never went to college in favor of hiding out in mommy's house get confused +--- 636215064 +>>636214325 +It wasn't. +--- 636215067 +>>636214849 +Lmao, I'm sure you went to the Ivy's, right? +My degree already got me a job in the top firm in my major. +Sorry you spent 10 times the amount I did for the same piece of paper. +--- 636215496 +>>636214325 +No, it wasn't taught. On top of that, every job wants a degree, and millennials' parents pushed everyone to go to college whether they were a fit for it or not. +--- 636216182 +>>636213210 (OP) +Diversity hire troons have zero imagination. +That's why they just project themselves and their problems onto the characters they create. +They are ugly and boring as a result. +--- 636216308 +>>636213609 +>this nigga went to college +If you couldn't get a job right out of high school, you failed at life. +--- 636216318 +>>636213210 (OP) +>Why is this "student debt" thing being included as a backstory +Because the californian developers that made the game don't know anything else, they went into massive, over 6 figures debt for their programming title, so they project themselves onto the character. +This wouldn't happen in europe since a whole year of credits costs 3000€ in spain, and a local private university for vidya dev only costs twice a year, much less than 90k a year like ivy league universities. +--- 636216449 +>>636214325 +Absolutely not. The only thing we learned is white man bad. +--- 636216471 +>>636213210 (OP) +To be "relatable" +>>636213451 +Gen z has the least, not really cause they're savvy but cause half are still in hs. +--- 636216759 +>>636213210 (OP) +middle class to upper middle class millennials thinking it's some kind of struggle to owe money to a school. +--- 636216964 +>>636216318 +TBF a coding job in Spain pays 50k a year, a coding job in California pays 160k. God american software developement is overpaid +--- 636217672 +>>636216964 +>God american software developement is overpaid +Yeah, but the average price of an American home is 1.2 Million dollars and the average cost of a week of groceries for a family of 4 is $1100. +--- 636217901 +>>636213210 (OP) +"how do u do fellow kids" written by parasitic commie soi milk sipping millenials in their 40's who spend too much time on twitter thinking it's the real world +--- 636218503 +>>636213750 +>France +>Life is Strange +>FaHrenheit +>Watch Dogs +What's with French devs wanting to simulate American society? +--- 636218526 +>>636215067 +if you learned to use an apostrophe maybe i'd believe you, faggot +--- 636218606 +>>636218503 +They killed their monarchy trying to emulate us like 250 years ago, literally obsessed. +--- 636218718 +>>636213210 (OP) +It's meant to help you relate or at least feel endeared/empathetic towards a character, and it absolutely can do that! You need to do more with it though than just mentioning it in a single sentence +--- 636218723 +>>636213210 (OP) +This generation is awful at managing its money +--- 636218872 +>>636213210 (OP) +Bitching about shitty institutionalized scams is the current opiate +--- 636220635 +>>636213210 (OP) +It is relatable to a large group of people. Less so to 4chan because it is filled with hicks lmao +--- 636220657 +>>636213210 (OP) +>they fell for the college meme +Lel +--- 636220840 +>>636215047 +Hows that student debt millennialkike? +--- 636222627 +>>636213210 (OP) +>student debt +>Massachusetts humor +>niggers +As a non-American, what other American elements should I expect to see in this game? +--- 636223032 +>>636213210 (OP) +That's your Arkane Studio quirks. +--- 636223913 +>>636215067 +I didn't do a Mickey Mouse degree at an uncompetitive university, so we don't have the same piece of paper. +Your degree doesn't get you a job. You'd know that if you landed a position at a 'top firm'. Stop the LARP. +--- 636224334 +Can't relate. My country invests in the education of young people so I got my engineering degree without any debt whatsoever. +--- 636224839 +>>636213210 (OP) +>has superpowers +>has debt +? +--- 636225841 +>>636213451 +Its a weird concept for me. Besides bills (housing, phone, etc), I was able to get through my undergrad with govt grants (had a """scholarship""" that would have kicked in if govt grants didn't cover tuition) followed by my masters just by working as a TA. I did my 7 years and got out with no student debt whatsoever. + +I swear people are just bad with money +--- 636225992 +>>636224839 +Uhhhhh wow you think it's right for a superhero to just go steal things they didn't earn? +Anyway, this is why the government needs to redistribute wealth. +--- 636226165 +>>636213210 (OP) +College is a fucking scam. And AI shit is a ploy to stop minors from pursuing creative jobs that don't require higher education in order to break their spirits and convince them to pay for college in order to "make it" in life. +--- 636226185 +>>636225992 +>There's no difference between democratically mandated education grants and just robbing granny in her home. +Found the Amer*can. +--- 636226251 +>>636213210 (OP) +>the creatures +wdtmbt? +--- 636226270 +>>636214325 +>mfw am a total fucking loser but still was taught what compound interest is +--- 636226284 +>>636223913 +>Your degree doesn't get you a job. You'd know that if you landed a position at a 'top firm'. +It literally did being a degree and credit hours are requires to get the additional license I need, you stupid faggot. +--- 636226293 +>>636225841 +I mean when stupid parents shit out even stupider kids then school systems tell these kids that you need a degree or you’re going to be a failure, you can’t expect much +--- 636226319 +>jews +--- 636226372 +>>636213754 +>Millennials are just retarded with no money sense. +This does seem to be true. Avocado toast jokes aside, Millennials genuinely are awful with money. +--- 636226374 +>>636226185 +>democratically mandated +--- 636226398 +>>636214147 +Seriously this. When I was in high school they made it very clear you NEEDED to go to collage even if you had no idea what to do. +--- 636226427 +Funny how the entire civilized world and half of Africa has free education but America is behind. +--- 636226521 +>>636226270 +I literally cut 1/3 of all high school and I was still there when compound interest was taught. +These are the same people who pretend PEMDAS wasn't taught. +Compound interest is taught in Algebra 2, so if you didn't learn it, it's because you went out of your way to not learn it. +--- 636226545 +>>636226427 +Funny how getting the government involved with insured education grants gave universities the incentive to raise their rates to obscene heights so that you can only afford it if you get said grants and become indebted to the government. +--- 636226557 +>>636214325 +My high school had a finance management class, but it was weirdly very discouraged. I think only me and like 5 other people were in the class, and I remember my counselor tried to talk me out of it for some reason. It was really weird. +--- 636226613 +>>636216964 +50k in Spain is a fantastic wage though, prices on everything are so much better it's unreal. The only reason 160k in California is so bad is because the state is designed to suck every single penny from you and leave you destitute. +--- 636226640 +>>636214325 +The problem is every last boomer on earth told us that if you went to college you would come out with a good job that pays well and is cushy, and if you didn't go to college you were going to be a janitor. So everyone went to college while jobs went overseas and the cost of everything skyrocketed. +--- 636226663 +>>636213210 (OP) +Oh ... two threads about the same thing good idea. ok well i'll explain it again. it was a 2022 meme/fad to identify as suffering from it because some dembycrat said they might cancel the debt and didn't and libs wanted to say they were therefore oppressed. But it's already forgotten +--- 636226786 +>>636225841 +>get a masters +>get a phd +>no debt +idk how people do it, i think it has to be middle class people getting expensive, oversaturated degrees +--- 636226808 +>>636225841 +Government makes it so student debt persists through bankruptcy, meaning lenders no longer have any risk for lending to idiots who cant pay it back. Then jack up both loans and tuition costs so the lenders make shittons in interest. And then yes, literal boomer parents telllm their kids to get loans by trusting the job market will be able to pay off any debt. +--- 636226929 +>common situation among American students +>character is an American student +>it rhymes with threat +>work it into the tagline as a joke +This makes you mad because...? +--- 636226936 +>>636226808 +>Government makes it so student debt persists through bankruptcy +Always be sure to mention who was responsible for that bill. +--- 636226948 +>>636213210 (OP) +It's because all video games are written by 20 something year olds who have spent their whole lives in an urbanite hellscape like New York or Detroit, where their entire lived experience is being stuffed into the human equivalent of a sardine can and carrying the debt for a useless degree their parents encouraged them to get. +--- 636227810 +>>636214325 +lmao no, the only thing the state of florida taught me was how to pass a multiple choice standardized test +--- 636228226 +Tfw you barely passed high school and make 120k a year. The only thing I don't like about my job is I do a lot of walking and I have to get everything in emails because everyone is a back stabbing liar. +--- 636228387 +>>636213609 +do you live on the west coast by any chance +--- 636228498 +>>636228387 +I do not. +--- 636230850 +>>636213210 (OP) +>she is just like me and deals with the exact same hardships I have but she also got vampire superpowers (but none of the drawbacks tho)! +This shit is literally just a big budget deviantArt OC. +--- 636232723 +biden said he would cancel the debt bros... +--- 636233258 +>life is debt +>escape briefly through video game +>be reminded of debt +This why I play Japanese thing. +--- 636233687 +>>636213210 (OP) +Trying to appeal to the woke zoomer idiots who got into debt on BIPOC women's studies courses and now want daddy socialist big government to bail them out. diff --git a/v/636214609.txt b/v/636214609.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..510ff75f0849036831179431ff61979fe6d59d33 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636214609.txt @@ -0,0 +1,908 @@ +----- +--- 636214609 +So how this series will go on now? reminder that xenoblade is not over, only the klaus' part of the story is over. +--- 636214893 +>>636214609 (OP) +It seems negresco finished future redeemed +--- 636215017 +>>636214893 +He did several days ago but was strangenly quiet, only a weird tweet about "running though the entrance hall". Then he went and drew this. +--- 636215034 +>>636214609 (OP) +Xenoblade Saga. Trust the plan. +--- 636215117 +Reminde that N is a fucking bitch, never be like N. +--- 636215194 +Nopon are seriously underutilized +--- 636215221 +>>636215017 +Nips as a whole hate spoilers, leaks and the like more than anyone else so he's probably trying to be careful. +--- 636215340 +>>636214609 (OP) +Two possibilities. We will have a xenoblade(xenosaga) before the Klaus shit so a prequel or we will revisit X. +--- 636215358 +>>636215194 +Remember when CHAOS said that whatever is needed to save the universe is in the earth? that whatever is the fucking nopons. +--- 636215438 +>>636215194 +We need nopon merchants to give them ideas of how to make money. +--- 636215473 +>>636215340 +>before +AFTER. +--- 636215684 +I can't believe Mio was peeing on her own hair +--- 636215725 +>>636214609 (OP) +I don't want any modern dev, especially not the ones involved with XBC faggotry involved with anything Saga related in the future. +--- 636215780 +>>636214609 (OP) +MMO +--- 636215824 +>>636215780 +We have X for that already +--- 636215894 +>>636215824 +x is an mmo? +--- 636216002 +>>636215725 +Monolith Soft are the devs of the original devsa and the xenoblade director is the xenosaga director (except for the travesty called episode 2, it was so bad he made a DS game to retcon it). +--- 636216054 +>>636215824 +X is too good of a game to be an MMO. +--- 636216117 +>>636216054 +It's quite literally ann offline mmo +--- 636216226 +>>636216117 +Made up term. It's a JRPG. +--- 636216263 +>>636216226 +cope +--- 636216292 +How would N react to this? +--- 636216294 +>>636215194 +No seriously, I'm about to hire a company to make me a Tora plush because they're literally just leaving money on the table. + +Riki, Kino, Nene, the Ponspectors, Tora, Riku, Manana, the Nopon Sage, the Xenoblade Nopon Spokesperson, even Tatsu's wack ass. +--- 636216348 +>>636216117 +they will make a real MMO. they have all the resources in place. MMOs are popular in japan. This could be nintendo's chance to capture an underserved audience and expand nso expansion pass +--- 636216350 +>>636216002 +Same company, not the same devs, doofus. The DS game is no better than Saga 2 and it also looks like shit. +--- 636216414 +>>636215725 +I agree, but it's more so I don't give a shit about Saga and don't want 3 games worth of lore randomly fucking injected into a perfectly serviceable franchise. +--- 636216419 +While I would love a Xenoblade 4 this feels like the best point to take a break and maybe try something new. If not I hope we go full Sci Fi again +>>636215894 +X had multiplayer which is what I think he means +--- 636216440 +>>636215894 +It had online at least. The gameplay is almost like an mmo +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f80ua0ET-7o [Embed] +--- 636216465 +>>636215194 +More like: + +XBC fans +Xenogear fans +Xenosaga fans +--- 636216510 +>>636216294 +Nopons are literal hellspawn +--- 636216554 +>>636216510 +But they are cute +--- 636216592 +>>636216292 +>Rex was the victim of NTR art for so long as a kid protag +>As an adult, he's unironically got the build of the tanned, playboy foreigner chad who cucks others +Life's kinda funny that way. +--- 636216662 +>>636216440 +wow. they really have all the pieces in place. xenoblade chronicles online is 100% happening +--- 636216675 +>>636216592 +It was always the plan +--- 636216682 +>>636216592 +Anon, he is literally hugging his GRANDAUGHTER. Only fucked up people like N would see that as NTR. +--- 636216829 +>>636214609 (OP) +The world is one again and Alvis' prophecy finally came true so now any and all enemies will be external, X is also brought into focus in the end. +--- 636216864 +>>636216682 +That's his daughter. Or at least a version of her. +--- 636216892 +>>636216682 +>he says as he defends the franchise with BLACKED cuck porn and polygamy +--- 636217001 +>>636216892 +No such things as interracial relations in Xenoblade +--- 636217045 +>>636216864 +Oh wait, you are right, i fucked up. Someone shot me pls. +--- 636217064 +>>636215221 +>Nips as a whole hate spoilers +I find this hard to believe considering how spoiler-happy so many japanese franchises seem to be +--- 636217083 +>>636217001 +anon, look at your gif one more time +--- 636217117 +>>636217001 +is that real? +--- 636217229 +Why love makes people so fucking crazy, you have N and also you have pic related who MAYBE is actually the girl that died and in the truth it was her parther who died and she was so broken by that that she delude herself into thinking she was the parther and she was the one that died. +--- 636217280 +>>636215194 +Nopon were originally just supposed to be one of the races of Bionis but Xeno X retconned them into something more by having them in Mira and calling it their homeplanet, 2 mostly forgot about this tough it is interesting to note that Nopon are nowhere to be seen in Klaus' Tree of Life meaning they did not evolve from Titans like the rest of life in Alrest did, 3 and FR pretty much spell it out, Nopon are agents of a higher power and intervene in history in mysterious ways, but ot all of them seem aware of it it's more like this power acts through them, with the obvious exception of Riku who is clearly aware of it. +--- 636217296 +>>636217001 +This webm just gets funnier every time its reposted +--- 636217320 +>>636217117 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfcGk5bmFSs [Embed] + +This is the original scene +--- 636217363 +>>636215473 +Some people want the game to take place in a universe and I do not understand them at all. +--- 636217483 +>>636217045 +It's 2023 Anon. Let's try to leave the racism behind +>I-I'm sorry, all cat girls look alike to me! +Be better. +--- 636217573 +>>636214609 (OP) +Hopefully we never get another XB game again. I would love to see more XBX stuff, but I cannot trust them to make it worse after XB2 and XB3 completely fucking ruined XB1. +--- 636217587 +>>636217280 +Don't you mean +>All them seem to be UNaware... +? +--- 636217707 +>>636217001 +Eunie can handle both of them +--- 636217714 +>>636215684 +Probably more like when you sit down on a toilet with long hair it has to touch the underside of the toilet seat. Kind of icky if you ask me. +--- 636217751 +>>636217229 +Wait a minute Inti bro. +>Gunvolt 3 has a creature called Moebius as plot point. +>Xenoblade Chronicles 3 has a group of villains named Moebius +--- 636217819 +>>636217751 +My pic wasn't from gunvolt, though. +--- 636217848 +>>636217001 +>>636217296 +calm down NTRfags +--- 636218104 +>>636217751 +Funny enough, Gunvolt Moebius was actually trying to SAVE THE WORLD. +--- 636218183 +>>636217848 +Make us +--- 636218187 +>>636216892 +Races in Xenoblade are not defined by skin color because any of them can have any skin color, the races are Homs (Long-faced humans from Bionis), Nopon (Egg-shaped furry jews), High-Entia (Posh faggots with head wings), Machina (Tall people with steel-like skin), Gormotti (Cat people), Urayans (Fish people), Ardanians (Squirrel-faced people), Leftherians (Dark-skinned islanders), Indolines (Tall blue elves), Tantalese/Tornans (Greyish people with blue eyes and red hair) and Blades (Magitech fairies). +So really almost any relationship in this game is interracial. +--- 636218224 +>>636218183 +LMAO +--- 636218260 +>>636218183 +MWAMBA'D +--- 636218261 +>>636218183 +N being shorter than Noah is the funniest part +--- 636218515 +>>636215725 +>>636216414 +Oink oink eric +--- 636218564 +>Mythra's kid still missing +>MFW I will have to endure years of incomplete fanart and faggots pushing that her kid is that asshole. +Goddammit, I don't want this bullshit. +--- 636218605 +>>636218564 +deal with it bitch +--- 636218680 +>>636218564 +>boohoo muh waifu got left out :( +now imagine how Meliafags feel +--- 636218701 +It is both funny and sad that the most fun I have this year was a fucking DLC +--- 636218820 +>>636218564 +Dude, it's Dirk, he's 100% an Origo chad but with ash blond hair, he just happens to be a fucking psycho. +--- 636218974 +>>636218820 +No, fuck you, Camuravi proved that all these theories are bullshit. +--- 636219132 +I need a pic that shows both Rex and N as "the result of fucking a cat". +--- 636219678 +>>636215117 +Still confused overwhy AoT went this way. +--- 636219761 +>>636218732 +Keep her, you two are too fucking boring anyway. +--- 636219881 +>>636219761 +t. homosexual +--- 636219925 +>>636219881 +Mathew and Na'el blown them away. +--- 636219958 +>>636214609 (OP) +There are some pretty glaring differences between the events of Xenoblade and Xenosaga. I wonder if it'd be better to just to a reimagining of Xenosaga though that would be a while before they're actually able to move things forward. +--- 636220009 +Does mathew has nia's core crystal too or only females in her family line gets it? +--- 636220240 +>>636220009 +Rex says crystals are dominant so he most likely has to have one but it doesn't necessarily have to be Nia's, it could be his mom's. +--- 636220390 +>>636220240 +Do we have any information about mathew and na'el parents? +--- 636220563 +Reminder +--- 636220764 +Reminder that, even with good parents, some kids are just assholes/bitches from birth. The parents can only temper that attitude to a "safe" level. +--- 636220825 +>>636218564 +You and me both, man. + +I guess I don't mind the wait. But they BETTER reveal who it is at some point in the future. +--- 636220838 +>>636220764 +*hits pipe* +--- 636220997 +>>636214609 (OP) +They will make PxZ canon to xenoblade, which in turn will make EVERYONE canon to Xenoblade. +--- 636221030 +>>636220825 +>there are people who want this cast to face another universe-ending threat just so Mythra's kid can participate +lol +--- 636221087 +>>636220764 +is there anything more cucked than having and raising a daughter? +--- 636221190 +>>636221030 +It doesn't have to be am universe ending disaster, it could be just melia finally going crazy for all the suffering and "unconfessed feelings". also it doesn't have to be a new mainline game, it can be a (canon) spin off like Xenoblad Warriors. +--- 636221224 +>>636221190 +>it could be just melia finally going crazy for all the suffering and "unconfessed feelings +Jesus christ, just shut the fuck up +--- 636221265 +>>636220764 +Reminder that we also don't really know what the kids would normally be like. +--- 636221303 +>>636221030 +I never said they needed to be important. I don't even need them to be an NPC. + +Just show me a picture of the family all together with the third mystery kid, give me a name, and I'm sanguine. +--- 636221412 +>>636221224 +It doesn't have to be Melia directly, just pull a Cia/Lana and create a "T-ELOS Melia" (complete with delicious chocolate skin) who actually let her emotions be free VIOLENTLY. +--- 636221426 +>>636221190 +You guys make too many comparisons to FE. +Xenoblade is Monolith's baby and Nintendo probably won't interfere with it too much as long as Monolith keeps helping out on other games like they did on BOTW and TOTK. They aren't like IS where Nintendo has to keep them on a short leash and use their dogshit IP as a vehicle for spin offs and paid gacha cancer +--- 636221471 +>>636221412 +please just stop posting +--- 636221687 +>>636221426 +Isn't IS technically a third party? +--- 636221691 +>>636221426 +Fuck You, now is the perfect moment to have a CANON Xenoblade Warriors which happens in the perfect fused world, crank up the fanservice up to elvel, go fucking wild and then the next game can do a 1000 years time skip as I don't think KOS-MOS arrived to Earth as soon it returned to the milky way and fused into one. +--- 636221849 +>>636221687 +Second party. +--- 636221901 +>>636221303 +He was already shown in the base game. +--- 636221961 +>>636221691 +no thanks, that sounds like it would send Xenoblade down the path to having an FE Engage tier disaster +--- 636222008 +>>636221961 +Engage is good, fuck you again. +--- 636222029 +>>636221849 +What does that mean exactly? Very close business ties but no direct owneship? +--- 636222090 +>>636222008 +lol, lmao even +--- 636222181 +>>636220997 +That would be so bold, so retarded, so hilarious. +--- 636222257 +>>636222181 +It would drive people insane. +--- 636222267 +I love nopon, bros. The upgraded fur textures and Seemeemee’s quest to send his friend off in XB3 made me love the little guys. Would gladly let some of them rip me off. Also Riku hailing from the heropon lineage is based. +--- 636222273 +So is the shitposting war between Sagafags and Xfags still hot or is it dead now? +--- 636222316 +>>636221901 +There's not a shred of evidence for this. +--- 636222324 +>>636216292 +N would have a schizo breakdown, Noah would be happy because that's her father +--- 636222352 +>>636222273 +SHUT UP +--- 636222410 +>just realized that stores call you the owner in 2 if you buy from the store again after getting the ownership deed +There’s so much attention to detail in these games. +--- 636222479 +>>636221691 +>CANON Xenoblade Warriors +That doesn't sound like a good idea. Warriors games since they pull from all over the franchise are best left as their own continuity or story and considered non-canon. + +Plus, when it's non-canon, they can get really wild with what they implement. +--- 636222509 +>>636222273 +It's more xenotubers vs x fags. Most people understand that there were references for both saga and x in the radio. How that works? I don't fucking know lol +--- 636222549 +>>636222267 +I'm looking forward to even better looking Nopon on Switch 3 +--- 636222668 +>>636222509 +>Xenotubers +Isn't there like...2? +--- 636222698 +>>636221687 +IS is a separate company but all their ip are owned by nintendo. they also make nintendo dev kits and all their offices are in nintendo buildings. nintendo used to have all their programmers and engineers work as contractors at affiliated companies. SRD and HAL were two such companies. IS was a company nintendo programmers set up to assist on R&D1 projects when SRD became to busy working on R&D4 projects. All their early work was collaboration between R&D1 and IS. This includes all the early fire emblem games, all the 2d metroid games before dread, all the early wario games, ect. When Iwata took over the company he reorganized the development groups. R&D1 hasn't been the same since. IS adapted and now they focus mainly on their original ip. +--- 636222804 +>>636222668 +Them and their fanbases so it's more than two. +--- 636222948 +>>636222698 +Huh ok. That's a very interesting setup. Now I'm curious how Monolith plays into all that. +--- 636223103 +>>636222948 +Monolith is wholly owned by Nintendo, they're first party +--- 636223128 +>>636222948 +monolith are ex-square employees who started their own company in the late 90s. they worked with namco originally but cut ties with them. nintendo bought them out during the 2008 financial collapse to use as a support studio. +--- 636223147 +>>636222509 +It's so fucking dumb. All the references are peppered in the exact same way in the exact same scene. There is no way to separate them, they are all jumbled together. Either you take it all or you leave it all. You don't get to say "yeah this specific line from the broadcast is canon but the next one is just meaningless easter egg because it just is okay". This level of retardation is so embarrassing but it's the expected behavior from the western fanbase at this point. +--- 636223263 +why is Xenoblade's western fanbase so bad anyway, because it's on Nintendo? +--- 636223386 +>>636223263 +Because of the legacy and the depth it presents itself as having. Or others perceive it to have I should say. +--- 636223517 +>>636223263 +It's not just Xenoblade is the entire Xeno series where you have people who only played certain ones and prefer them over the other ones. +--- 636223537 +>>636223263 +Tendies never played an a real JRPG +--- 636223571 +>>636223263 +Because everyone in the fanbase wants to kill each other if you don't like their favorite Xenoblade game the most. I don't think I've ever seen fans of a series be so hostile to each other. +--- 636223626 +>>636222267 +I love Nopon too. The old Nopon in X with the bushy mustache and glasses are the cutest. +--- 636223808 +>>636221691 +Fuck that. + +The only canon spin off they should make is a Nopon Merchant Simulator/RPG. +--- 636223858 +>>636223571 +>I don't think I've ever seen fans of a series be so hostile to each other. +Pretty impressive for a series that only got started 12 years ago if we're not counting Saga/Gears +--- 636223875 +>>636223517 +Gears or Saga fans aren't that bad aside he who shan't be named. Well nevermind I'm just now reminded of when Saga fans sent death threats to Soraya Saga due to her leaving Saga's team. + +I guess Gears fans are the only tame ones, probably them being mostly older to not give a fuck. If anything Gears fans vent all their frustrations out at Square and not at other fans. +--- 636223994 +>>636214609 (OP) +Takahashi will find a way to officially tie in Xenogears, Xenosaga, and X outside of fan service references and cameo character appearances. That or use the basis of Klaus experiment to focus on new universes created, or focus on new characters/stories in the current worlds. + +Honestly I kind of wish Xenoblade would end with 3 and they focus on new stories/worlds that weren't tied to the Xenoblade universe. Hell, give Takahashi the Xenogears IP and let him remake Xenogears + finish his Perfect Works plan. It's not like he wants to do anything else but basically focus on all his ideas from Xenogears. +--- 636224120 +>>636223808 +>Recettear: Nopon edition +God I would fucking pay top dollar. +--- 636224242 +>>636223263 +The Nintendo focus/exclusivity plus the anime and waifu-ness of Xenoblade 2 really brought out the worst sort of fanbase possible with these games. + +If Takahashi would have just stuck with high level concepts, religious symbolism, and deeper psychological themes without subverting to shounen anime bullshit, we wouldn't have the shitty fanbase with the games. +--- 636224363 +>>636223994 +>Hell, give Takahashi the Xenogears IP and let him remake Xenogears + finish his Perfect Works plan. +I doubt Nintendo would want to negotiate with Square for Xenogears and give up part of the profits for a game that won't sell more than a million or two units when they could just tell him to make something new. Nintendo and Bamco having a really good relationship right now is probably the only reason he's able to use Xenosaga so easily. +--- 636224532 +>>636223263 +I think it's just the radical difference in tone and aesthetic between the games. +--- 636224669 +At this point, I would take ANY Xenoblade spin-off. Anything at all. Just gib me more. +--- 636224792 +>>636224363 +>for a game that won't sell more than a million or two units + +That feels like a very conservative estimate for a game that's considered legendary in the JRPG sphere. The original sold a million or so, and since then its legendary status along with the meme about Disc 2 would undoubtedly make the sales much more than 2 mil. + +That aside, it's no use talking about it since Square has their head up their ass and would rather do NFT shenanigans and sell overpriced figures that have bad QC. +--- 636225025 +>called Future Redeemed +>it actually redeemed the absolute mess that was 3 +I'm genuinely surprised +--- 636225035 +Thoughts on they/them pussy? +--- 636225075 +>>636225035 +*Hermaphrodussy +--- 636225159 +>not even 5 pieces of Z fanart exist on the internet +I beg for even a crumb, I love him too much +--- 636225268 +>>636225159 +That's because he has no fans to make art of him. What is it exactly that you like about him? + +Don't say design. +--- 636225272 +>>636225159 +Sorry Zfag, he's just too kino to be drawn by plebs +--- 636225290 +>>636217573 +>but I cannot trust them to make it worse after XB2 and XB3 completely fucking ruined XB1. +>Not enhanced XB1's narrative +t.Meliafag +--- 636225327 +>>636224792 +Remakes don't sell as much as you think they do. FF7 is probably the most iconic game ever and its "remake" hasn't sold anywhere close to FF15. +--- 636225413 +>>636225327 +iconic RPG ever* +--- 636225432 +h e h +e +h +--- 636225483 +>xenoblade 4 +>They show a painting of Jesus being stabbed but it's a nopon holding the lance +--- 636225558 +>>636225327 +FF7R was also only on PS4/PS5 for a long time. And let's not even talk about the EGS and timed exclusivity shit. I think also the episodic format will hurt FF7R in the long run. +--- 636225659 +>>636223263 +Saga and Xfags embody the worst parts of the Western mecha fanbase and mainline has too much infighting. +--- 636225686 +>>636225025 +As if. All it did was give us a couple warmed over memberberries with Shulk and Rex and the fuckton of XC1 wank. It has just as many loose plot threads as 3. +>Shulk and Rex are in Aionios and aging super slow because _____ +>Pneuma's Core Crystal found its way into Matthew's gloves because ______ +>Malos'???? essence found it's way into N's scabbard/sword because _______ +>N's Sword of the End is ________ +--- 636225754 +>>636225035 +Alvussy/ Ontussy/ Monadussy +--- 636225813 +>>636225686 +>>Shulk and Rex are in Aionios and aging super slow because _____ + +They haven't been there the entire time. They only woke up recently. +--- 636225976 +>>636225483 +>The Last Supper is Jesus, KOS-MOS and 12 nopon +--- 636226014 +>>636225483 +>>636225976 +--- 636226035 +>>636224792 +>game that's considered legendary in the JRPG sphere +along with what, another 100 playstation era JRPG's? at this point xenoblade is a bigger name then all of them barring FF7 +--- 636226147 +>>636225558 +yeah but anything monolith works on would be a switch/switch 2 exclusive +--- 636226256 +>>636225686 +>and the fuckton of XC1 wank. +Seething 2fags are so sensitive. +They made Rex so shamelessly broken to the point there is no way to play the game without optimizing your team around him but this doesn't count as wank (basically Takahashi trying to force people to like Rex even in gameplay) +Pyra and Mythra somehow being the ones behind Ouroboros all along doesn't count as wank +No, 2 was mistreated because it got given 20% less terrain or whatever you see. 2 is sooooo oppressed. +--- 636226259 +I'm just happy we are out of the fucking jrpg drought we suffered between 2007 and 2015 +--- 636226671 +>>636226035 +It's almost like you just learned of recency bias, I'm proud of you anon. Xenoblade is popular today, sure but without Xenogears legendary cult status there would have never been a Saga or Blade. Many execs or developers recognized what Gears brought to the table and why it's still cherished to this day. + +>>636226147 +Well, it was a hypothetical to begin with and we all know Square would never let Xenogears be Switch-only if they entered some partnership involving the IP. And there is no way in hell would they ever sell off the IP. Anyway, it's useless to speculate about since it will never ever happen. That's why Takahashi has to cope with Blade. +--- 636226681 +do you think current nintendo has the balls to namedrop jesus +--- 636226736 +>>636225268 +Spying on and offering a "deal with the devil" to breakable people just to perpetuate a world of stillness, even stepping out into the world and killing City citizens himself several times, and then reclining in his fancy theater, the dude is cool as fuck. +--- 636226739 +>>636225035 +Nobody actually refers to A as "they" at any point in the game. Same for Ontos, Alvis and Alpha. +--- 636226804 +>>636225686 +Ok but seriously where did Pneuma's crystal come from +--- 636226924 +>>636222509 +It works in that neither are going to in the XB universe in any way lead to Xenogears, Xenosaga, or Xenoblade X because Klaus's experiment happening makes those impossible to happen in the same world. + +They're just references that fit narratively with the characters looking at the past at a time where it's idyllic, with someone saying "hey you know it's going to fall apart moments from now". If you really need to stretch, it's just alternate universe happens to have alternate universe similarities. +--- 636226996 +>>636218564 +Good. Rex's bitches and bastards already hog enough spotlight and they don't need to derail the franchise further. The last thing Takahashi should ever do is turn the whole thing into a shitty family sitcom. +--- 636227103 +>>636225268 +Literally every moebius you meet is part Z. This is why everyone who turns into one becomes part psycho regardless of how they acted in life. You are interacting with him throughout the whole game. FR even spells out the concept of avatar for players, but the average xenobladefag is a complete smoothbrain and just goes +>guuuuuu but Malos was so epic when he called Rex a little shit +Not like there's anything wrong with that but it's so obvious most of the crying is just that they didn't get a rehash of him as villain +--- 636227129 +Cat women are for_____ +--- 636227132 +>>636220764 +Sounds like a cope about Rex not being perfect at everything +--- 636227240 +>>636227129 +me +--- 636227246 +>>636227129 +ME +ONLY FOR ME! +--- 636227258 +Dlc for 3 is good bros? Both the story and gameplay of 3 was kind of a slog for me, specially in the beginning but i still beat it and overall fun. +--- 636227290 +The true villain is N (and Alpha), Z feels so unnecessary. +--- 636227363 +>>636227258 +Yeah. +Best improvement is probably them adding a good incentive to exploration, since doing pretty much anything in the overworld gets you Affinity Points, which you use to improve your characters. +--- 636227373 +>>636227240 +>>636227246 +N and Noah chill +--- 636227431 +>>636227290 +N= Darth Vader +Z= The Emperor + +Z is absolutely necessary, Alpha really wasn’t but whatever +--- 636227457 +>>636227258 +Even for people that didn't like the base game think the DLC was better so yes it's good. But it's like Torna not that long. +--- 636227479 +N deserved even worse than what he got +--- 636227541 +>>636226671 +>Xenogears legendary cult status +like I said, there are dozens of piddly little jrpg series from the 90s with cult followings, all of them overestimate their popularity and impact. grandia, suidoken, breath of fire, lunar, shining force, phantasy star, wild arms, lufia, I could go on. xenogears fits right in with those. none of these series have anything special worth reviving. instead of resurrecting a 30 year old corpse they should work on something new without all the baggage. +--- 636227573 +>bamco allows monolith soft to have kos-mos for XB2 +>bamco allows monolith soft to include xenosaga references in latest DLC of their wildly popular xenoblade franchise +can bamco PLEASE fucking do a saga trilogy remaster/rerelease now, jesus fucking christ. Especially now that they are tying saga into blade, it makes perfect sense to catch the zoomers up on the story from saga. +--- 636227761 +what is the xenoblade series timeline when it comes to the planets? +-earth is a thing +-some guy does an experiment on a space station +-this creates a new world with bionis/mechon +-xenoblade 2 says this also created another world +-xenoblade 1 ends, shulk wishes for a new world with no gods (retconned) +-xenoblade 2 ends, the titans combine into 1 landmass +-xenoblade 3 says the worlds are trying to recombine, causing chaos +-xenoblade 3 ends, they planets split +-xenoblade 3 dlc adds shulk and rex holy shit, also look there's alvis kinda +-xenoblade 3 dlc ends, the worlds combine and now the story is poop +--- 636227857 +>>636227761 +Imagine being some guy on Mars watching all this bullshit +--- 636227861 +New IP or fuck off. This one trick pony routine is old, and 3 is so bad I don't want more of the story ever. Cross over games have better plots. +--- 636227913 +Perfect Works 2.0 when? I want know the end goal of this. +--- 636228070 +>>636220997 +Don't forget SRW:Endless Frontier, therefore SRW:OG, therefore SRW:@lpha, therefore Evangelion and more importantly, Macross Plus. +--- 636228153 +>>636227861 +Take your meds +--- 636228201 +>>636228070 +Maybe Melia would be good friends with Ranka +--- 636228476 +>>636228201 +Was about to say it wouldn't be canon, but then I remembered that the @lpha versions of several people show up in 30, which is set after the Z games (via Adobento), which feature Frontier. +However, Melia gets stuck in the Be Invoked bad ending of SRW@3. +--- 636228503 +>>636227761 +>Earth is a thing +>Zohar is discovered in Africa, opens the door to insane leaps and bounds in technology +>Humanity starts to leave Earth to begin conquering the stars +>Zohar is kept in Earth's orbit and experimented on +>Klaus says "fuck it" and presses the button +>Earth splits in two and disappears to another dimension +>One half is Xenoblade 1, the other is Xenoblade 2 +>During the unknown millennia while Zanza's dicking around with his cycle of destruction and rebirth in XC1 world and Klaus is trying to recreate life in XC2 world, the rest of humanity that had gone to space continue to prosper but then U-DO decided to have a look-see. This is where Xenosaga episodes I-III takes place +>Eventually the XC1 and 2 universes are about to re-merge but they're made of opposite matter +>Initiate Origine.exe +>OH FUCK I'M GONNA MORB! +>[Endless_Now.XC3] +>Noah: Hey this is stupid what if we just move on? +>Noah and Mio on their respective recreated Earths: MAN I MISS FUCKING +>Worlds literally Interlink because cat pussy is that good +>KOS-MOS: Oh look it's Lost Jerusalem aka Earth that mysteriously disappeared one day +We are here. +--- 636228817 +>>636228503 +Don't forget +>KOS-MOS: I hope these retards know how to solve the spacetime collapse that will happen in maximum 10 thousand years +--- 636229008 +>>636227573 +Meanwhile SE pretends that gears barely existed. +--- 636229169 +>>636229008 +Would you rather they do the opposite and make a shitty 3rd Birthday sequel without the original staff? +--- 636229452 +>>636227541 +>xenogears fits right in with those. none of these series have anything special worth reviving. + +Motherfucker, do you have any idea what you're even saying? Are we just forgetting what happened to Disc 2? Or are you just pretending to be stupid? There's a reason why people clamor for a Xenogears remake and not for the other series you listed. Stop being so needlessly dense. +--- 636229557 +I was hoping for more Moebius and Z in FR +Still loved every second of it +--- 636229640 +>>636219678 +Probably because in Issue 1 they established Eren to be autistic and just never changed that +--- 636229648 +>>636227431 +Alpha/A and Z are both projections from Ontos/"Alvis". +>Alpha embodies the whole "keep on walking forwards, not looking back at all" +>Z embodies the endless now which is the will of the avatars of Ontos (everyone is connected to Ontos and is the reason why Z exists) +Alpha is just as necessary as Z imo. It's Alvis teaching a lesson on how the shitty shouldn't just ignore the war and be insular. People can only move forwards by abandoning the protection of now, and acknowledging the mistakes and strengths of the past +--- 636229823 +>>636225432 +wtf i thought reddit was cringe? +--- 636229864 +FORGET ABOUT THE THREE FUCKING TERRORISTS KLAUS LOOK OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW THERE'S ALIENS FUCKING EVERYWHERE +--- 636230008 +>>636227479 +Noah will give Ghondor a lifetime of happiness when he gets born again +--- 636230048 +>>636229557 +Yeah, at least N got tons of development. +I'd say he's easily the best character in FR (in terms of how much he gets). +A lot of people think N/Noah aren't the same character which is why Noah comes off as too stoic. But the intent was always that they're the same and FR really helps connect the bridge between them. +In the base game N is closer to the id (which makes sense since Logos is connected to the id) while Noah is closer to the super-ego (he even has pneuma's core (implied)). This is because the split has already happened. Whereas in FR, you can still see the light in N's eyes around the ending, it's not completely lifeless (something only Noah is associated with). +--- 636230081 +>>636225290 +>t.Meliafag +This doesn't work like you wanted it to anon, because Melia still loses in XB1's ending. It's almost like you never played it or something. +--- 636230374 +>>636227573 +It will habben anon. Trust the mad men +--- 636230382 +Melia is totally grooming Nikol. Prove me wrong. +--- 636230397 +>>636229864 +NO FUCK OFF WHORE I'M MAKING ANIME AND CATGIRLS REAL +--- 636230446 +The next game should be an action game like Disaster Day of Crisis but it’s Shulk and Rex surviving the merge. Hire me Takahashi +--- 636230478 +>my le robot... +>le killed people? +--- 636230597 +>>636226804 +Origin copied all data into itself from both worlds, it's not like people had to physically line up to upload into it. + +So it'd copy the pretty fucked-up, deactivated cores of Pneuma and Malos/Logos. Then like how Alpha in core form just happens to manipulate fog beasts to take him to someone who fits as a good avatar, Pneuma/Logos at some point x amount of years into Aionios do the same. +--- 636230618 +>>636228817 +>collapse that will happen in maximum 10 thousand years +The same way we deal with climate change and the sun thats going to literally kill everyone. +Not my problem. +--- 636230697 +Is riku supposed to be the love child from an incestuous relationship between step siblings kino and nene? +--- 636230918 +>>636230382 +Nikol was never the same after visiting aunt Melia's castletpytx +--- 636230947 +>>636226256 +I wish I could find a place to live in rent free like how XC2 lives in your head rent free. + +Okay, Rex is good. But you don't need to play him or buff him to beat the game. And I'm not even saying the 1 wank was bad, but it feels clearly lopsided. +--- 636231178 +>>636228503 +>>636228817 +That's not how it happens at all. Like it literally can't happen that way in Xenosaga. + +If Klaus's experiment takes place first, he takes an entire city + orbital elevator + the conduit with him. As in, major event and means the conduit isn't available for use in the Xenosaga Nephilim experiment since the Conduit is there until the end of XB1/2. + +If the Nephilim experiment takes place first, that is straight up what warps multiple parts around the Earth to ??? and forces humanity to flee Earth. +--- 636231218 +>>636230478 +Built for Agnus prodigy vagina +--- 636231250 +>>636230918 +>Say it! Say the line, Nikol! +>I-I'm really feeling it.... +--- 636231252 +>>636230374 +I wonder if they tried to contact SE and they said "no", or just assumed they wouldn't want to play. +--- 636231284 +>>636227103 +Don't deflect to Malos when someone complains about Z. + +I don't need a rehash of Malos for it to be a good villain. Z as a concept is fine, but feels so divorced from the story since he hides away in his kinoplex for the entire story. And I don't like the whole +>I purposely let you have massive successes as a joke +explanation when it's shown he's also trying to stop them by having the Moebius go after the party. They're conflicting. Either he thinks they're a threat and they need to be dealt with or he doesn't and he's just enjoying the show. If he doesn't pick a lane, it just seems like contrived writing to let the plot happen. +--- 636231325 +>>636231218 +>absolutely fucking seething over Valdi's colony because he absolutely dabbed on them +>it was a pure accident due to their robots malfunctioning +kek +--- 636231415 +>>636229452 +>people clamor for a Xenogears remake +it's just you. 99% of the gaming audience doesn't know or remember what happened on disk 2. also kys for wanting any remakes. they are the cancer killing the industry +--- 636231572 +>They are called Noah and Mio because they are right in the middle between Alpha and Z +I AM CLAPPING +--- 636231640 +Anyone know where I can find Xenoblade X? The torrent on piratebay is corrupted and that WiiUDownloader thingy gives me a FST error and doesn't work. +--- 636231704 +>>636231572 +You saw this from some middling youtube channel didn't you +--- 636231939 +Monado should have been it's own self contained game +--- 636231994 +>>636231939 +no +--- 636232049 +Negredo +--- 636232168 +>>636231284 +>I purposely let you have massive successes as a joke +Literally never happens. His meme line is about why he turned Joran and Crys into moebius. This is why I don't even bother with this anymore. +--- 636232204 +maybe a xenosaga remake will change shit to make it fit better in the timeline like the xenoblade 1 remake did +--- 636232206 +>>636218564 +>Coping over the fact your waifu's son is a complete degenerate that masturbates to his disembodied head collection +--- 636232230 +>>636231415 +>it's just you + +Any forum or hell, even on 4chan if you can dig in the archives for threads discussing remakes, Xenogears is ALWAYS mentioned. You're not living in reality and obviously have a massive bias against Gears and remakes in general. There is nothing wrong with wanting a remake of an actual unfinished game. I don't know why you're getting so uppity and resorting to ad hominem over talking about a hypothetical remake. + +>99% of the gaming audience doesn't know or remember what happened on disk 2. + +I'm beginning to think that you haven't even played Gears if you actually think this. Anyone who has played Gears to completion probably has more memories of Disc 2 the most outside of a few scenes in Disc 1. + +Anyway, you don't have to worry or feel threatened over a hypothetical remake. But when the man himself has said he would like to tell the whole story of Xenogears one day, you shouldn't be against such a thing for such personal reasons. +--- 636232241 +>>636232049 +Negresco +--- 636232310 +I just want kos-mos back in the spotlight. her surprise addition as one of the best blades in XB2 was incredibly kino, despite her proportions being fucked up and looking like she's 5' nothing +--- 636232469 +>>636232168 +Actually it happens constantly. It's only the city and people with eye patches able to evade his direct vision. Buy he can see literally everything else unfold from his shitty little cinema and does nothing about it. So much for wanting to preserve his endless now I suppose +--- 636232554 +>>636232168 +Well clearly you don't ascribe to the notion of +>If Z can watch the actions of all Moebius, and Mio took over M's body, how wouldn't Z know about her teleporting to the City days in advance of their planned destruction to warn them? +>Hell, how wouldn't he know M meet with Nia and Ghondor years prior to all of this? +I've seen people defend that by saying +>it amused him +--- 636232572 +>>636232049 +Rubedo +--- 636232595 +>>636232230 +you can look at this thread. just you. sorry. xenogears is fine but nothing special. not worth modern worth revisiting. genuine 6/10. i'm sure if they made a xenogears remake with xenoblade levels of production it would do well. probably on par with the current xenoblade games. getting something on par with their current success isn't worth the hoops they would need to jump through to make it happen. they should be aiming for something bigger and more ambitious. +--- 636232896 +>>636232595 +>you can look at this thread. just you. sorry. + +Basic reading comprehension, my man. This isn't a thread pertaining to discussing remakes. + +I won't even entertain the rest of your post because clearly you're just talking out of your ass at this point. +--- 636233085 +>>636226739 +>Nobody actually refers to A as "they" at any point in the game +They still literally have no gender. +--- 636233108 +>>636232896 +this thread is speculation about what's next for the xeno series. a remake of xenogears falls into that category. it seems like people are more interested in a continuation of xenosaga. doesn't make sense for monolith to waste resources on a remake that nobody but you seems to want. +--- 636233196 +>>636233085 +A is a kawaii girl in japanese +did they give her a dude VA in english? +--- 636233320 +>>636233108 +Actually I just wanted a Xeno thread opening with Negresco's new art, I didn't thought much in the opening theme other that I didn't want to use a shitty bait. +--- 636233337 +>>636232469 +>he's sending moebius after the party but also he's doing nothing +I see +>>636232554 +Mio became a ouroboros moebius hybrid that could completely evade Z's control and that was the whole fucking point, that's how she broke Z's staff that was crippling the party and how she freed everyone + +I bet you niggers didn't say a peep that Jin didn't just instantly kill the party in chapter 1 of 2 for absolutely no reason or that Metal Face got inexplicably ordered to retire despite being able to kill the party from the moment he appeared but damn, this schizo hivemind isn't acting 100% efficient? Woah it smells like PLOT HOLE to me! +--- 636233347 +Maybe the future shouldn't happen. +--- 636233435 +>finish everything except the Affinity scenes +>still can't fully max out character's affinities +Why though... + +>>636233196 +A's voice is actually one of the best in english. +--- 636233497 +>>636233108 +>this thread is speculation about what's next for the xeno series. a remake of xenogears falls into that category. + +Okay, sure but that still doesn't apply to what I said originally, stop being obtuse. + +>it seems like people are more interested in a continuation of xenosaga. + +Wow, I wonder why? It's not like FR just dropped and Namco having a better relationship with Monolith and the Gears IP being held hostage by Square or anything! + +>doesn't make sense for monolith to waste resources on a remake that nobody but you seems to want. + +I don't know how you can actually say this with a straight face. I'm guessing you have never actually been in the Xenogears threads here or clearly not been on this site for much time at all if you can actually say this in a serious manner. + +A part of me just hopes your shitposting, but I think you're actually just this petty. +--- 636233561 +>>636233085 +Says who, troon? +--- 636233601 +>>636233337 +Anon one of the first things Dirk says to the party when they meet in the Cloudkeep is mentioning how the party really wasn’t thinking by having Mio walk around with them, allowing Moebius to track the party and find Nia. +--- 636233681 +>>636233196 +No, her VA is a girl in english too. +--- 636233716 +>>636233337 +>Mio became a ouroboros moebius hybrid that could completely evade Z's control +Wasn't the party getting ambushed at the Cloudkeep LITERALLY BECAUSE D AND J TRACKED HER MOEBIUS ENERGY?! +--- 636233747 +>>636233347 +Seeing old man Ghondor just make me hate this goblin even more. She really doesn't deserve this name. +--- 636233778 +The dlc confirmed that Rex and Shulk's swords can cut flame clocks and Shulk is using a new monado replica instead of the one from Future Connected, which is in Melia's room. Why the fuck didnt Melia give Riku the Monado replica as well? Its still a fucking Monado replica and can cut flame clocks +--- 636233795 +>>636233561 +I wonder if I changed the Wiki with this info how fast the troon brigade would revert the change and block me from making further changes? +--- 636233810 +>>636233497 +well of course in xenogears threads people talk about how they want a remake, but xenogears diehards are only a small part of the xeno series fan base. xenoblade has eclipsed the fandom of xenogears many times over. once you step outside your bubble you need to realize that the rest of the world doesn't care that much. +--- 636233814 +>>636233681 +then where on earth did the gender neutral A posts come from? +--- 636233914 +>>636233747 +the goblin is more like Matthew than anyone else, but Matthew isnt a good girls name, Ghondor isnt as well but Ghondor isnt a good name in general +--- 636233926 +>>636233601 +>>636233716 +>Why did they start tracking the traitor afetr she proved herself a traitor? I dunno man I just can't with these heckin plot holerinos. Why can't 3 have consistent writing like 2, I loved watching Mythra fight Malos in Tantal and sink three great titans +--- 636234009 +>>636233814 +Westoid retards emboldened by Juniper +--- 636234047 +>>636233814 +It's because the EN script never calls A by any pronouns. Not female or even gender neutral, always just "A". +It's really stupid. +--- 636234148 +So this DLC proved that the City people are retards who threw away their Ouroboros powers for Blades which for some reason caused them to only have 6 at a time in base 3. diff --git a/v/636214721.txt b/v/636214721.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a689d5827208906217441cb27dd69f08b2609df7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636214721.txt @@ -0,0 +1,108 @@ +----- +--- 636214721 +I have severe OCD and it's been ruining my Skyrim experience. I always have to test out every mod in each category to find the "right one". I'm torn between Sacrosanct and Sacrilege. It's the last spot for my load order. But I need to know which one is better. I'm not doing a vampire playthrough yet, but I want it there for when I do. It took me a year to get to this point so I can finally relax and enjoy the game. Can somebody please tell me which one is better. It would greatly help me. Please +--- 636214818 +>>636214721 (OP) +uninstall the game +--- 636214929 +You wouldn't understand how much it would help me to tell me which one is better to use. It calms the compulsions. I'd greatly appreciate it. Also I play on legendary so I need to know which one is strong enough. Like for vampire lord. +--- 636214980 +>>636214721 (OP) +>. It took me a year to get to this point so I can finally relax and enjoy the game + +Heads up, it's never going to end. Vanilla vampirism does suck, but trying to fix Skyrim's actual gameplay is a rabbit hole you'll never come out of. + +Just install CBBE and some armour and backpack mods, then limit yourself to creation club content. It's not the best modding experience but at least you'll actually play the game. +--- 636215190 +>>636214929 +>playing skyrim on legendary +ew +--- 636215223 +>>636214818 +Yup you're ignored +--- 636215458 +>>636215190 +I figured out a way to get powerful, but not broken, armor and weapons that way legendary is balanced and the enemies can still kill you. You just need 2 sets of bracers, necklaces, rings, and helmets of any kind. Then enchant your actual gear. It isn't the restoration loop so it isn't broken. +--- 636215652 +>>636214980 +I have all the mods I need and I'm never going back. It took me hours of testing but I'm finally ready. A vampire mod is the last one I need. I narrowed it down to these two mods. I was going to use Scion but I think it interferes with better vampire NPCs. Rearranging my load order has almost driven me to suicide. Not because it's difficult for everyone but my compulsions are too convincing. I just need to know which mod is better so I don't have to test them. +--- 636216532 +>>636215652 + +How long? + +I know people usually meme this, but I once literally spent an entire month from like 8am to 12pm modding and testing Skyrim to get all the mods to play nicely so I could finally play it the way I had envisioned it in my mind. Thing is, when I was finally done and got to play it, I realized that...what gets people into modding and keeps people playing is a false sense of being able to fix the game: 'if only this little thing was different, then I could really immerse myself and enjoy it', when in reality while the promise sounds great, the base game is so awful no matter what one does it will always be garbage + +you can't fix shit by sprinkling gold flakes on it +--- 636217132 +>>636215652 +Well, going back to something you said earlier +>I'm not doing a vampire playthrough yet, but I want it there for when I do. +Really not a good idea. I've done this before and then found out a mod has been doing something like bloating my save. Best to install something like that right before you use it, to limit any problems to as few character save files as possible. + +Don't rely on others to test your mods, because nobody will be as thorough as you will. If you dont want to test them, then at least look at the bug sections for both mods and compare them. +--- 636218190 +>>636216532 +Almost a full year and I'm not exaggerating. When I was playing the game I wasn't doing so to enjoy a full playthrough but to see how different mods worked with each other. I forced myself to take at least 2 hours out of my day after work to test the game. I could probably write a short book on mods are compatible with what. The vampire ones are the last ones to test. I don't want to use Better Vampires. I just want the other two but I can't bring myself to try them both out. I can't do it anymore. I need verification that either of them are superior. It's probably a meme for a lot of people but I've been diagnosed with pure O ocd which is an extreme mental disorder. +--- 636220051 +Why is nobody answering me wtf +--- 636222093 +>>636218190 + +I'm not as bad as you but my problem with skyrim was that the game tries really hard to rail road you into the main story, so you can't just ignore it, and afaik it's not possible to mod it out. +Also the cities are so small, I can't really immerse myself on it; it presents a (barely) living world on the surface, but the more I play the more I can see the fake 'realism' of the world which elicits some kind of uncanny valley-response from me, if that makes sense. This only happens to me in games that try to present a breathing living world but fail at it, not with games like Super Mario, Megaman, etc. +--- 636225557 +>>636220051 +No point installing either if you aren't playing a vamp yet, it just adds unnecessary load. When you are, go with Sacrosanct, it's more full-fledged and fun. +--- 636225873 +>>636214721 (OP) +This >>636225557 +Just go with it and be done. +I have been down the "fix everything in skyrim" rabbit hole and it left me exhausted. I dont even wanna play more nowplus my current pc cant handle it +Go and have fun. +--- 636226152 +>>636214721 (OP) +Go full purist and let the compulsions flow through you. Nah jk that shit sucks, but I do recommend just playing vanilla. If that's not an option then try to use the one that will benefit your upcoming playthrough, and attempt to not worry about your next, vampire playthrough yet as there is no guarantee it'll happen. +--- 636226347 +>>636226152 + +problem is vanilla is so broken you still gotta install like 30~50 mods just to make the game consistent and stable +--- 636226742 +>>636226347 +https://www.wabbajack.org/modlist/wj-featured/sme +--- 636227889 +>>636226347 +Well let's agree to disagree on that then. But yeah, try and just focus on what will benefit you now. In a rough patch myself these days but getting through it. In the past trying to go by the mantra "don't worry about issues that have not occurred yet" has help me out some with my own. +--- 636229283 +>>636225557 +Thanks for the response +--- 636229703 +>>636225873 +I'm on Xbox. +--- 636231630 +>>636222093 +I have to do the main quest first before doing the dlcs. +--- 636233518 +>>636214721 (OP) +>Sacrosanct and Sacrilege +go with Sacrilege. Sacrosanct is insanely bloated. +--- 636233753 +>>636233518 +The guy above you said Sacrosanct is superior. Who's telling truth? This is another issue I always have. I need the "right" one. I know you won't understand no but I needed specifics to make my decision. +--- 636233834 +>OCD +i know probably not serious but I do too, and 100% vanilla is the solution +--- 636233843 +>>636233518 +What do you mean by bloated? Also, is vampire Lord good on legendary difficulty? +--- 636234004 +>>636233753 +>>636233843 +there is no right answer, it literally depends on your playstyle. + +sacrosanct have an ass load of features, so it's going to overshadow everything else. great if you want to vampire to be your main playstyle. sacrilege is much lighter, better if you just want to dip into vampire, but doesn't need to take over your playthrough +--- 636234212 +>>636234004 +I hate responses like this but I guess I just have to accept reality. I guess the more important questions are... +1. Does Sacrosanct cause a lot of problems +2. Is vampire Lord good on legendary for each one diff --git a/v/636216468.txt b/v/636216468.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3f196b9046a32ac80627a9778c1800658c367f72 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636216468.txt @@ -0,0 +1,216 @@ +----- +--- 636216468 +Apologize +--- 636216843 +>>636216468 (OP) +Is this it? Is the death of AAA upon us? +--- 636216867 +I guess barry won this one... +--- 636217062 +That's right, apologize +--- 636217228 +>>636216843 +Yes. And, like always, niggers are to blame for everything. Niggers and... +--- 636217247 +>>636216843 +in 5-10 years the AAA will have a miraculous epiphany that they should become AA instead. +--- 636218295 +>>636217062 +Jason Brody +Sam Fisher +Didn't play +Didn't play +Alan Wake +Booker The Twit +Aiden Pierce +Nathan Drake +JASON! +Captain Walker, the burninator +The worst Denton +Didn't play +Didn't play +Agent Norman Jayden (you're under a wrest) +The worst photo of Chris Redfield ever taken +Didn't play +Nobody played BF3's campaign +Joel "Gone Golfin" Miller +Didn't play +Binding of Isaac +Mr. Ride To Hell +Michael Townley +Frank West (He covered wars you know) +Didn't play +Daniel +Didn't play the next 4 +IT'S PAYNE +Didn't play the next 3 +Sebastian Carlitioationachowantos +Jack +Shepard +22/36 + +Should have included the guy from Haze, nobody played that game, and Grayson from Bulletstorm. +--- 636218462 +I really enjoyed Forspoken's combat. It's too bad the graphics and story both sucked. +--- 636218553 +>>636217062 +Anyone who used to say these dudes looked the same was either a minority or a woman. +--- 636218774 +>>636216843 +I wish, but they're still getting investor money so they don't actually even need to make sales. When it finally dries up and all the diversity hires are kicked out of the industry we might actually see some positive change. +--- 636219104 +>>636217062 +I love how Hecker's only line of dialogue in BF4 is a very faint "...fuck." early into the game. +--- 636219154 +kek +--- 636219178 +>>636218553 +I think Sniper Elite guy could be mistaken for several of the other guys. The in game rendering of the models is the biggest differentiator +--- 636219267 +>>636219178 +that's GTA V +--- 636219325 +>>636216468 (OP) +I like how nobody knew this game existed over a week ago, and now it was the most hotly anticipated GOTY contender. +--- 636219675 +>>636219267 +Damn, you're right. Finding an image of Sam's face without the goggles or not being a render isn't easy +--- 636220545 +>>636216468 (OP) +Ayyyy pinchis negras feas. +--- 636222040 +Its on gamepass. Why the fuck would anyone buy it for $70? ofcourse it has less players on steam than a game that wasnt free on another platform +--- 636223384 +>>636216468 (OP) +Right is way hotter, so it makes sense. People want to play her game. + +>>636217228 +Redneck hillbillies that think they belong on a Japanese culture imageboard. +--- 636225715 +I knew this game would be trash the second they made a quirky millenial student loans XD joke in the trailer +Too bad, the afro vampire aesthetic was cool +--- 636225984 +>>636216468 (OP) +it was made by bethesda? I had no idea. so that's why everyone was comparing it ot starfield +--- 636226149 +>>636216468 (OP) +I really wish they'd stop shoving smug nigresses with annoying hairstyles into video games. It's clearly the kiss of death. There's a reason why the standard is dark-haired white male: on the international scale, it's the equivalent to a bowl of vanilla ice cream. Meanwhile, there's whole swaths of the planet that really REALLY don't like brown, and especially black people. +--- 636226313 +>>636216468 (OP) +>people think Starfield won’t suffer the same fate +The gameplay videos look the same. +--- 636226315 +>>636223384 +The correct answer was da joos anon, God pay attention to the world around you. +--- 636226746 +>>636216468 (OP) +>Princess and the Frog. Work it out. +--- 636226820 +>>636216468 (OP) +I've never even heard of Redfall until it released now. Forspoken at least had Timmy shilling it. +--- 636226840 +>>636219325 +Everyone's been mocking Transfall since it was announced, ESL. +--- 636226909 +>>636216867 +Hi Fi Rush still has more players than Flopspoken +--- 636226917 +>>636216468 (OP) +What could it be about these games making them fail? +--- 636227020 +>>636219325 +I'd have this game pushed on about every 3 days on the steam store, for over a fucking year. +--- 636227459 +>>636216468 (OP) +>Apologize +I CAN’T BELIEVE I SPENT $70 ON THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE! SERIOUSLY, THE GRAPHICS ARE TERRIBLE, THE STORYLINE IS NONEXISTENT, AND THE CONTROLS MAKE ME WANT TO THROW MY CONTROLLER AT THE WALL. + +I WAS SO HYPED FOR THIS GAME, I PRE-ORDERED IT MONTHS AGO, TOLD ALL MY FRIENDS ABOUT IT, AND NOW? IM CRYING THIS GAME TURNED OUT TO BE BAD! + +HOW CAN GAME DEVELOPERS SLEEP AT NIGHT KNOWING THEY’RE TAKING OUR HARD EARNED MONEY AND PRODUCING THIS TRASH? I JUST WANT A GAME THAT’S ACTUALLY WORTH MY TIME AND MONEY, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?! + +I’M NEVER PRE-ORDERING A GAME AGAIN, AND I’M WARNING EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST TO NOT WASTE THEIR MONEY ON THIS ABOMINATION OF A GAME. PLEASE, SAVE YOURSELVES THE DISAPPOINTMENT AND AVOID THIS TRAIN WRECK! + + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqv9zdzb-D8 [Embed] +--- 636228085 +>>636216843 +and people wonder why everyone is just resorting to making remakes or new games of existing ips +--- 636228184 +>>636216468 (OP) +Based Foreskin +--- 636228941 +>>636217062 +These guys look very diverse and interesting. I like them. I feel like I'm not being preached to when I get to play a character that looks like a white guy. My red flags go up every time I see some minority with that "brave face" like he or she gotta rise up and whatever nonsense corporate absolving vibe. +--- 636230236 +>>636227459 +It's hard to believe this post is real because it's hard to believe anyone would buy this game. +--- 636231391 +>>636226149 +Forspoken girl is a cutie IRL and looks like ass in game, they really gotta stop with the facescanning, it's all awful. +--- 636231540 +>>636216468 (OP) +She deserved better. +--- 636231750 +>>636231391 +same goes for Aloy, it's almost like its on purpose +--- 636231758 +>>636216468 (OP) +No. One game sucking doesn't absolve another game of also sucking. +--- 636231949 +Forspoken is mostly just boring with some slightly eyeroll worthy dialogue. Redfall is actively shit in every way. The wrong studio died +--- 636232065 +>>636231391 +Why do developers keep wasting so much time and money trying to make their games look "realistic" instead of making them look good? All it ever amounts to is making attractive people look ugly or subtly disturbing. +--- 636232734 +>>636231391 +>>636231750 +Don't forget Handler +--- 636232847 +>>636228085 +Maybe they should look at what people like about these games and use those things in new games, but they won't. +--- 636233040 +>>636216468 (OP) +>steam +completely irrelevant when it comes to redfall. +--- 636233110 +How can you actually fuck up so badly? I really can't believe Microsoft allowed this on their mainstage. +--- 636233172 +>>636216468 (OP) +I cannot believe how much these games cost for such garbage when I've gotten over 1000 hours out of games i bought for $10 +--- 636233267 +Redfall is a flop, but Forspoken still a big flop, because Redfall is on game pass so people have less motivation to buy it +--- 636233326 +>>636233172 +I can't believe how much money it cost to make those dumpster fires when cheaper to make games from the past still hold up well to this day both graphics and gameplay. +--- 636233382 +>>636216468 (OP) +Black women bros, we lost. +--- 636233441 +>>636231540 +god she's so cute +--- 636233512 +Never knew why people hated Forspoken. +--- 636233625 +>>636226917 +>What could it be about these games making them fail? +Social Economic Factors +--- 636233629 +>>636217062 +at least half the games there are either good or at least memorable +who would've thunk things would go so bad that we'd come to remember the brown and bloom era fondly +--- 636233697 +>>636233441 +That's the whole issue. These game devs hire cute women actors for their characters. Then the trannies and feminists game artists intentionally make them ugly. +--- 636233742 +>>636232065 +yeah but we need to put the bugeyed sheboon nigger in every game +--- 636233872 +>>636233512 +It's an overall boring game with the occasional exciting bit, marred by shitty writing. +--- 636233957 +>>636226917 +The fact that they're boring as fuck. +--- 636234118 +>>636233742 +Debra is a great VA.. But I see her face, I don't buy. Good on her for fleecing diversity obsessed devs, but damn I just see it anymore. diff --git a/v/636217237.txt b/v/636217237.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3ae36ed8d55d5816f9aeb8acd6c70a5fa475664 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636217237.txt @@ -0,0 +1,244 @@ +----- +--- 636217237 +is david cage seriously stupid enough to believe that this shit would ever be made, nevermind widely adopted? +--- 636217510 +>>636217237 (OP) +>is david cage seriously stupid + +yes +--- 636217528 +>>636217237 (OP) +of course. pedophilia is gonna become normalized within 20 years +--- 636217549 +David Cage is the guy who made a nude model of an underaged girl without her knowledge or permission, I'm sure he was just injecting his fetishes into the game. +--- 636217749 +>>636217528 +this +>nothing comes out of the epstein thing +>trying to legalize sex with minors so "they" can get away with it +my shitty country increased the age of consent from 13 to 16 (whcih doesn't make sense) in the last 20 years but now suddendly its turning into a no problem +--- 636217837 +>>636217237 (OP) +detriot became human is just a generic le history is repeating game +--- 636218463 +>>636217237 (OP) +Feet. https://youtu.be/ykW2x9BX2UA [Embed] +--- 636218863 +What I would give to kidnap Alice and make her life a living hell. I would force her to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject her to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break her spirit and drive her to suicide, but I wouldn't let her do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. She would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to an android? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep her in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with her but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive her mad. I would dress her like a baby and force feed her 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick her up like a child and toss her from one corner to the next. I'd grab her by one leg and swing her as hard and as fast as I could then hurl her to see how far she goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam her all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold her down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up her butt just to see her squirm. I would stick her in dryers and turn them on and leave her in there for long periods of time. I'd force her to fight other androids to the death. Just so many things i would do. +--- 636219095 +>>636218863 +Jesus Christ. +--- 636219180 +>>636218863 +>If I could train a dog to rape on command +--- 636219306 +>>636217237 (OP) +I dream of lg. +--- 636219369 +>>636217237 (OP) +the existence of the child robots are so fucking retarded that it literally destroys the already fragile setting. why the fuck do they have full-sized human robots running around taking industrial jobs and not have the robo-toddlers doing everything? literally legal child labor that can also have the full strength of an adult and even more. why is there only like two or three seen in the whole fucking game when these little midgets are basically more useful than the bulky ones? +--- 636219505 +>>636218863 +>but to an android? Might as well be a dragon +Boo. The original with good pal Warwick was better. +--- 636219561 +>>636217510 +Reminder that David Cage does not make games for fags. +--- 636219767 +>>636217749 +Why do people want to have sex so much? I'd be content with just hugs and kisses and playing video games, for fuck sake. +--- 636219801 +>>636219369 +because short limbs are less useful +from a purely utilitarian view, robot children as completely useless +--- 636219931 +>>636219369 +Certain jobs are better for adults, even if strength was equalized. Smaller limbs, shorter height. +--- 636220091 +>>636219767 +I would happily give up my penis in exchange for a genuine loving wife. +--- 636220486 +>>636218863 +Is that all? Fucking normies +--- 636220516 +You only see one other Alice model in the game, so it's not like they're really popular in-universe, either. But I can see the appeal of it. Men in particular have a psychological need to feel important, to be depended on. A robot that's programmed to act like a helpless child would satisfy one's paternal instincts without needing any of the commitment to actually start a family or the responsibility and hard work that goes into making sure the kid doesn't starve to death. If you're a lonely, self-loathing drug addict whose family left him, it seems like a good deal. +--- 636220652 +>>636220516 +Where's the other one? Emma is human. +--- 636220779 +>>636219767 +>Why do people want to have sex so much? +brainwashed by porn and media to think that your worth as a person is measured by whether you've had sex. Just look at how virgins are treated as some sort of freaks in any media +--- 636220881 +>we are supposed to believe the Kara model is not exclusively used for sex + +nice suspension of disbelief, Cage +--- 636220883 +>>636220779 +There's a natural inclination in males of all species to procreate. Dudes wanna coom. +--- 636220936 +>>636220652 +Towards the end of the game, Kara sees another Alice in Jericho, which is what finally snaps her out of denial. It's probably the worst twist in any of David Cage's games, but the thread is about the logistics of having robot children in general. +--- 636221021 +>drug addicted divorcee can afford not one but two androids that cost upwards of 5000 dollars +inb4 "well kara could have been from when he was still married and not on drugs" but that doesn't explain the kid +--- 636221156 +>>636217749 +How does it not make sense? 16 year olds are much more mentally and physically developed than 13 year olds +--- 636221161 +>>636221021 +have you somehow missed the fact that he's a drug dealer? +--- 636221163 +>>636219369 +I thought they were made specifically for people who lost children or wanted a child but not biologically? +--- 636221198 +>>636220881 +Kara probably doesn't have the equipment necessary for it. We see an ad for her model, and if I remember right she's only $800, advertised as a basic model that anyone can afford. +--- 636221212 +>>636217549 +ellen page was an adult when beyond was made +--- 636221304 +>>636220881 +In the original short film, she said she could function as a sexbot, but in DBH only specific sexbots have junk. Guess she could give handies and blowie joeys, though. +>>636220936 +It really pissed me off due to the fact that she faked being cold and having a fever. Their journey could have been much easier. +--- 636221434 +>>636221161 +--- 636221475 +>>636219369 +The most confusing thing to me is Mr Cyberlife man making the old man a young black boy robot as a gift for him. Why did he make him look like that? I feel like the better gift would've been a Kara or Chloe type, a cute young woman who he makes smart enough to have intelligent conversations with him and cares about art. +--- 636221509 +>>636218463 +what a sexy little body, more games needs characters like this +--- 636221571 +>>636221304 +>Next chapter has Alice complain that she's cold +>Option to turn off Helpless Child.exe so she stops whining +--- 636221603 +>>636217528 +so we will be back the norm of a few decades ago? Finally. +--- 636221635 +>>636221475 +It's a surrogate son because his own son is a junkie piece of shit. +--- 636221652 +my jaw is perpetually on the fucking floor at how they possibly thought alice being a robot all along was a good twist, it just completely shits all over everything built up until then and makes repeat playthroughs, which the game ENCOURAGES by having multiple endings mind you, nothing but infuriating because now you know alice was a robot all along and 90% of the risks you take for her don't fucking matter +--- 636221720 +>>636220936 +>>636221652 +Note that it's nowhere near as bad as Lucas becoming a superhero halfway through Fahrenheit. +--- 636221725 +>>636217528 +why normalize it? +it's an incredibly effective tool to destroy someone +if people in power are participating, they don't need it to be legal. they're already immune to prosecution. +--- 636221861 +>>636221720 +>I can't let my story end here, I gotta run away from the cops +>starts flying +still the most ridiculous thing david cage has ever put onto screen. +--- 636221912 +>>636221720 +Fahrenheit's story is so incoherent that it's hard to see anything that happens in it as a "twist." It's like criticizing a story told by a five-year-old who's hopped up on candy. +--- 636221930 +>>636217237 (OP) +>all those dumbfucks who use this 3d model and never flipped the alpha channel on the hair textures so the hair is always rendered wrong +--- 636222416 +>>636217237 (OP) +david cage doesn't give a shit about anyones opinon. he makes whatever the fuck he wants. +--- 636222469 +>>636222416 +david cage star wars will probably be better than the new trilogy, so I'll give him that. +--- 636222473 +>>636221930 +>use this 3d model +for what? +--- 636222514 +>>636222416 +And as a result, he's a true artist. Say what you want about the quality, but it's actual art. +--- 636222681 +>>636222514 +the indigo prophecy or whatever the fuck was seriously one of the weirdest games i ever played. +--- 636223518 +>>636222473 +fanart. fans like to use game assets to create pictures of beloved video game characters. +--- 636223847 +>>636217237 (OP) +>many the wildly successful anime of the past couple of years are daughter nurturing as a major theme +Seems plausible to me. +--- 636224058 +Why does Cagekino filter so many? +--- 636224140 +>>636224058 +beyond two souls was so bad it literally turned ellen paige into a man +--- 636224326 +>>636224140 +It's fucking absurd how bad Beyond Two Souls is, even compared to his other work. I've got no goddamn clue what the hell convinced Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe to sign on to it. +--- 636224509 +>>636224326 +>every interview has david cage there with the biggest smile on his face while ellen and william have the deadest look in their eyes +--- 636225761 +>>636224326 +>>636224509 +To be fair, Willem Dafoe did Boondock Saints, which says he'll do anything for a buck. +--- 636225926 +>>636225761 +boondock saints was kino though even if he was corny as fuck in that movie +--- 636226365 +>>636225926 +>t. never saw the hundreds of better movies that it ripped off +--- 636226485 +>>636225761 +yeah what the fuck does that mean Dafoe is great in Boondock Saints and it's pure kino, great work from everyone in it +--- 636226751 +>>636224326 +>Cage creates a vertical slice/concept stage +>Shows it off to the actors +>They see what could be a promising project +>Cash is waved to their agents +>They sign +>They are now trapped in the Cage +--- 636227036 +>>636219767 +lmao, it's like a sport. if you're good at it, you enjoy and play more of it. if not then you happens. also, a connection happens that not everyone can get, otherwise it's just fucking. which is alr too. +--- 636228059 +>>636224509 +I don't have the original, only the kainposting version +--- 636228430 +>>636228059 +I love how viscerally uncomfortable Ellen looks +--- 636228880 +>>636217237 (OP) +Some people stuff their dead animals and if they could get robot versions of them they definitely would. Some of these people would do the same to their dead relatives if they could. +--- 636228986 +>Solve pedophilia literally overnight +>lol society would never adopt this +--- 636229191 +>>636228880 +>could get robot versions of them they definitely would. +Does this counts? +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaso_MWcbs&pp=ygUOZGVhZCBjYXQgZHJvbmU%3D [Embed] +--- 636229342 +>>636218863 +uhhhhh, in Minecraft perhaps? +--- 636229520 +>>636229191 +This makes me incredibly angry. +--- 636231785 +>>636229191 +i don't want to watch this +--- 636232020 +>>636228986 +what people want isn't to solve pedophilia, they want two things +>to virtue signal +>an indefensible target to take out their frustrations on +pedophiles provide a nice solution to both of these +--- 636232051 +>>636228986 +not to mention you can damage and repair them +and yes the dude who had those two had bills yet to be paid but thats all yo uget +--- 636232118 +>>636217237 (OP) +>lust provoking image +--- 636232229 +>>636217237 (OP) +I think the loli cunny mod and bj programming is at best a blackmarket addon diff --git a/v/636219057.txt b/v/636219057.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..14df6ff70b1792f0704c73da3b9037e36a4aaf86 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636219057.txt @@ -0,0 +1,114 @@ +----- +--- 636219057 +For me it's Egyptian girls. +--- 636219103 +>>636219057 (OP) +for me it's video games +--- 636219187 +Actually, your pic is ANCIENT Egyptian girls. +Modern Egyptian girls are the same as Middle Eastern girls. +--- 636219205 +it's indigenous women of the new world for me. I have the white urge to colonize +--- 636219327 +>>636219187 +>Modern Egyptian girls are the same as Middle Eastern girls. +Maybe they're just not trying by putting on some damn makeup, ever think of that? +--- 636219372 +>>636219187 +Is Menat a time traveler? +--- 636219472 +>>636219372 +She is a cultural appropriator. She stole ancient culture. Her little crown is clearly a nod to the ancient egyptian religion, which is a dead religion I might add. +--- 636219540 +For me, it's feet +--- 636219592 +>>636219057 (OP) +Her mother aged down is hot too. Shame about the game though. +--- 636219795 +>>636219057 (OP) +What was the point of this character? +--- 636219807 +>>636219472 +>cultural appropiator +lmao only westoids get butt hurt by this +--- 636220026 +>>636219795 +To make me coom +--- 636221173 +More like Me nut +--- 636222792 +>>636219057 (OP) +Why do SF devs continue to triple down on freakish claymation art design? +--- 636222906 +>>636219057 (OP) +--- 636225295 +>>636219057 (OP) +--- 636225625 +>>636219540 +same, bro +--- 636225973 +>>636225295 +--- 636226050 +thanks, guy who supplied the model +--- 636226209 +>>636219057 (OP) +>Egyptian / Arab swarthy aesthetic but with white features +SEXO +--- 636226318 +>>636226209 +Made for rape +--- 636226460 +>>636226050 +insane thigh girth +--- 636226569 +>>636226460 +Woah +--- 636227006 +>>636226460 +what a FATTY +--- 636227343 +>>636227006 +don't attract the fatfags pls +i'm doing everything I can to resist fatposting right now. don't tempt me anymore pls +--- 636228236 +Eliza sexo +--- 636228561 +This is now your pharaoh. What do? +--- 636229306 +>>636228561 +Prepare her throne +--- 636229489 +>>636219471 +Source? +--- 636230328 +>>636228561 +start milking cows for her cowmilk bath +--- 636231042 +>>636230328 +--- 636231682 +>brown skin +>bobcut +>heavy eyeliner + +It's that easy? +--- 636232018 +>>636231682 +Simple as +--- 636232163 +menatfags aren't real +--- 636232861 +>>636232163 +Menatfags travel the road less taken, truly a Chad move. +--- 636233143 +I wanna have a threesome with Menat and Rose so bad bros... +--- 636233426 +>>636231682 +Oh yeah. I lurked that /co/ thread. +--- 636233606 +>>636232163 +yeah!! preach it sis!! ... now us Makoto fans on the other hand.... +--- 636233815 +>>636219057 (OP) +For me it’s the sweet release of death +--- 636234030 +You guys should just get cute brown Latinas and make them dress up at this point diff --git a/v/636219331.txt b/v/636219331.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b6c9251e7a7efe15fd93ef672ad35cf6b836b756 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636219331.txt @@ -0,0 +1,234 @@ +----- +--- 636219331 +>4,000 year old master swordsman +>beaten by a group of teenagers +What was his problem? +--- 636219465 +>>636219331 (OP) +How bad is that port? +--- 636219682 +>>636219465 +playable but far from the true experience +--- 636219850 +>>636219465 +On PC? It's fine, yeah. Not 60fps, but the graphics are improved drastically from the GC version so it's fine. +--- 636219862 +>>636219331 (OP) +He wasn't fighting you for real +--- 636220076 +>>636219331 (OP) +>LE MASTER ANGEL SWORDSMAN WHO'S LIVED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND MET GOD AND KNOWS ALL AND THEN MATED WITH A HUMAN WOMAN AND VANISHED FOREVER ONLY TO MEET HIS SON AND BE A DICK TO HIM BUT THEN REVEAL THAT HIS SON IS PART ANGEL WHO THEN GOES ON TO BECOME A CRIMINAL AND LE INSANE + +Kek +--- 636220162 +>>636219862 +He'll still beat your ass if you're not overleveled for the fight, though. It's a fight you're supposed to lose, but you *can* win if you have autism. +--- 636220230 +>>636220076 +He doesn't become a criminal, though. Have you played through the 2nd one? The criminal version is an impostor designed to destroy his reputation. +--- 636220370 +>literal Nazi concentration camps are fine by Sylvarant inhabitants +Aight +--- 636220376 +>>636220230 +I don't care what anyone says, the second game is not canon. +--- 636220707 +>>636219682 +How far from the true experience is it? +>>636219850 +Ok good to hear. I saw the switch port was pretty bad. +--- 636220725 +>>636220376 +I actually like the 2nd one, honestly. Is it a masterpiece? No, not at all, but I liked it. And the VA for Lloyd does a good job, even though he's no Scott Menville. +--- 636220814 +>>636220707 +The Switch one is getting shit on hard, for good reason too. Just buy it on Steam and save yourself the headache. +--- 636222608 +>>636220814 +Thanks anon, have a good day +--- 636222828 +>>636219331 (OP) +You can say that for most villains. +--- 636222835 +>played this every weekend with my neighbor in 5th-6th grade +>played like 60 hours +>life got in the way +>never finished +>don't even know how close we were to beating it +I still wonder how the game ends. +--- 636222853 +>>636219331 (OP) +A non Ednig thread? I'll support it. +--- 636222979 +>>636219331 (OP) +>1400 year old granny +>acts like 14 years old +--- 636222997 +>>636222835 +The ending is good, so you should see it to its end. +--- 636223056 +>>636219331 (OP) +>throws because hes literally fighting his son +v posters really dont play video games at all, huh +--- 636223217 +>Tales of +Apparently you are a battle hardened veteran by age 16, and by age 24 you are an old hag. Well done Nippon. +--- 636223416 +>>636219331 (OP) +>1st fight: Will beat your ass unless you're underleveled. Clearly stronger than anyone in your party as you're supposed to lose. +>2nd fight: Way more manageable as you have more options and just flat out stronger than the first fight and is worth trying to win. +>3rd fight: He wanted to sacrifice himself to release Origin by dueling Lloyd. + +Not that hard to understand +--- 636223689 +>>636219331 (OP) +He's holding back because one of those teenagers in question is his son +--- 636224037 +Why Edna is so hot bros +--- 636224126 +>>636223056 +I mean...yeah, but then he's like "I'm not gonna hold back, bro, better be ready" +--- 636224289 +>>636224126 +thats a completely different fight +he still holds back +--- 636224312 +>>636219465 +The literal GameCube can run it at the same framerate while at a higher resolution. Or double the framerate and slightly lower resolution. +--- 636224778 +Bros... I don't know if I want anymore ports from this company... +--- 636224942 +>>636219465 +its a bad bad of a bad port of a bad port +like actually +--- 636225396 +Goodbye +--- 636225484 +>>636225396 +Mithos +--- 636225656 +>>636220814 +The steam version is the same as the Switch version you retard. All new ports of Tales of Symphonia are based on the botched PS3 remake that contains skipped scenes, longer loading times and shit framerate. + +>>636219465 +>>636220707 +Here, this video is short enough and covers all the problems with the port. If you want a true experience go play the GameCube version. If you're too retarded to know how to play it using the dolphin emulator on your cellphone then buy the port. + +https://youtu.be/WlGFx6zdxJU [Embed] +--- 636225716 +Childhood was going WOA BOOBA SEXY over Sheena +Adulthood is understanding that Raine was the right choice. +--- 636225752 +>>636225656 +>The steam version is the same as the Switch version you retard +It's not you moron. For an easy example compare the battle transition between the two. +--- 636225802 +>>636219331 (OP) +He's holding back, which is why his HP isn't full at the start of the fight. +--- 636226480 +Basically, the phantasia/symphonia powerchart is +dwarves >= noishe > (massive powergap) > the indignation of human will > summoned spirits > elves > regular humans +The angel faction are half-humans who are further farming human indignation as a power source through cruxis crystals, and Kratos was already a human with indignation on top of that. He's one of the strongest beings in the entire setting. + But lloyd was raised by a dwarf. The dwarven code is literal setting cheats, as long as he follows it he ontologically cannot do wrong. +--- 636226514 +>>636219850 +>Graphics improve drastically +No? Not at all. They ran the textures through a sharpening filter, and the outline effect was removed. The 30fps really hurts the game as well. + +You're insane. The GC version with the HD patch is the ideal way to play. +--- 636226620 +>>636225752 +The Switch version IS the Steam version faggot, it was just ported poorly. It's a broken telephone situation where, like Sonic Adventure 1, every time it was ported something else was broken + +Retard. +--- 636226685 +>>636226514 +Aren't you able to play the PS2 version with a translation patch and a 60 fpsmod? That'd be the ULTIMATE version of the game. +--- 636226738 +I want 2D Tales back... +--- 636226841 +>>636226620 +>The Switch version is the same as the Steam version, it's just different +I'm not even defending any of the ports here, they're all shit, but come on +--- 636226976 +Love Edna ! +--- 636227056 +>>636226738 +--- 636227061 +>>636226685 +Nope, there isn't a translation patch for the PS2 version and none of the ports based on it have, or can be modded to bring back 60fps. It's been tried by modders and it's too much of a hassle. + +The extra content in the PS2 version isn't really worth it either. + +>>636226841 +I spelled it out for you retard, the Steam version IS what they ported to Switch. It's exactly the same version as the prior HD releases but the porting job was even more botched. +--- 636227065 +>>636226685 +For whatever the fuck reason, nip programmers love to program game logic to be tied to fps so fps mods will cause random bugs at best and completely unworkable at worst. +--- 636227167 +>>636226685 +The PS2 version was downgraded in many more ways than just the graphics. It's inherently an inferior version of ToS. +--- 636227521 +>>636225316 +>>636224942 +So I don't remember much of the story, but was it ever explained why Colette looked like Mithos? Mithos was a femboy right? I know Colette was the chosen one or whatever, but like wasn't Mithos going to take over Colette's body or some shit, or use her as a vessel? +--- 636227709 +>>636227521 +Anon thats not Mithos nor Collete +--- 636228162 +>>636227056 +How the hell did you have this perfect screenshot ready to post? +--- 636228764 +>>636228162 +It's just a screenshot from my playthrough +--- 636229207 +I Disagree. I like the new PS2 version additions. GC feels incomplete after i played the PS2 version and realized how much was really missing. You're fine to prefer GC and all but I prefer the newer versions. + +>Lloyd, Raine, Collete, Kratos, Regal gain new Techs +>Nearly every character now have Mystic Artes instead of just Lloyd, Genis, and Collete +>More unlockable costume Titles +>Way more Unison Attacks added including for Regal who had none on GC +>More elemental variant Techs added +>Casino in Sybak actually works now +>The overlimit mechanic now has visuals to tell the player when they are about to activate. In GC you had no way of knowing this. +>Bosses get new techs on Hard difficulty or higher and Abyssion gets more Mystic Artes on higher difficulties, making him tougher. +>Skits are more dynamic with expressions +>Unison guage fills up faster than in GC +>The Forbidden Amnesis has more floors added and more bosses added. +>More events added that give lore backgrounds such as Mithos and the Sages' mother +--- 636229554 +SEX WITH EDNA +--- 636232093 +Edna bump +--- 636232327 +>>636229554 +>>636232093 +I played and loved Berseria but every time I try to play edna's game I get filtered by the shitty boring protagonist. Why couldnt she be in eizens game? +--- 636232530 +>>636223217 +yes +--- 636232730 +I like the dark seraph instead +--- 636232780 +>>636226738 +>>636227056 +God, I’ll never forgive them for cancelling the translation because of the vita version Especially when the vita localization was beyond horrid. How do Japanese studios consistently pick the worst translators? +--- 636232971 +>>636225716 +--- 636233007 +>>636232327 +I only finish the game once and thats really pushing it. She lacks screentime on her game +--- 636233083 +>>636219465 +Switch version is shit. Get it on ps4 +--- 636233901 +>>636232780 +You get what you pay for. +--- 636234089 +>>636232780 +No kidding. +>voice line calls him Shingu +>call him Kor for some retarded reason +--- 636234206 +>>636227709 +Alright, so why are there like 4-5 characters that all look the same? Reincarnations? diff --git a/v/636219782.txt b/v/636219782.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0ed3cd27c1af9c3730e6c1feacd5dd9869c68229 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636219782.txt @@ -0,0 +1,216 @@ +----- +--- 636219782 +So, are they finally folding to Unreal Engine? +--- 636219883 +Godotchads... we won +--- 636219952 +>>636219883 +meme game engine +--- 636219970 +What's his name again? +--- 636220123 +you literally have two options, Godot for 2D and UE for 3D. everything else is a waste of time unless you have a technical division under your employment that can create you an engine in reasonable amount of time. +--- 636221903 +B-but what about my Illusion porn games? +--- 636224043 +>>636220123 +You can still make amazing games in unity buttmunch. +--- 636224156 +>>636219970 +Johnny Spaghetti +--- 636224516 +>>636224043 +>You can still make amazing games in unity buttmunch. +>t. Happy merchant +It’s a malware company now +--- 636225110 +>>636219782 (OP) +Why would they? Outside of AAA games and virtual production they have a large presence in multiple industries and own the mobile gaming market. +--- 636226584 +>>636220123 +Nah, all unreal engine games play the and feel very similar. It's a shit engine, but it's easy for low IQ people to use. Just load up some assets and drag and drop shit with its visual scripts and your done. Most of the games made with Unreal are shovelware. Real Chads program things from scratch. +--- 636226962 +>former EA CEO +>literally the one responsible for being a total fucking cunt with DLC and season passes +>is still a greedy jew faggot +WOOOOOOOOW +--- 636227185 +>>636226584 +>shit engine +>easy for low IQ people to use +>shovelware +>Real Chads program things from scratch. +https://youtube.com/shorts/yQng9Twr17w +--- 636227372 +>>636226584 +Licensing Unreal is millions of dollars cheaper for a better-documented, more flexible product with lots of third-party add-ons, a wider set of people knowledgeable in using it, and a guarantee of ongoing development support forever. Developers creating and maintaining their own engines from scratch for every game is an ancient, expensive, time consuming archaic process that has no place in today's development world. It's a colossal and tragic waste of manpower, talent and money producing trash like Forspoken that looks last gen despite being pc and ps5 exclusive. +--- 636227894 +>>636219782 (OP) +More like optimizing shareholder profit. Chinese gatcha studio alone will keep Unity afloat forever. +--- 636228393 +didnt they start including add-ware or some shit like a few years ago> +think unreal had anything to do with this is further set them as a monopoly? +--- 636228558 +>>636219782 (OP) +A bunch of tech companies are laying off today. +--- 636228664 +>>636219782 (OP) +>Unity almost dead +>Xbox raises the white flag of surrender +The only thing that would make this day better would be if Nintendo announced they'd go 3rd party today. +--- 636228679 +>>636219782 (OP) +>tech company does layoffs +BIG NEWS +--- 636228703 +>>636219782 (OP) +> Offices +> Worldwide +The fuck? You need all that for a game engine? +--- 636228809 +>>636228679 +A company closing half of it's offices is pretty big news +Most companies are trimming 10-20% to save costs, not fucking 50% +--- 636228816 +>>636227372 +the vast majority of AAA studios use proprietary engines, and will continue to do so in the future. +--- 636228898 +>>636219782 (OP) +Unity actually makes a profit from the asset store alone, this is downsizing. Unity will automatically win if the restrict act goes through. +--- 636228997 +>>636219970 +John Canneloni +--- 636229089 +>>636219782 (OP) +first glance at the thumbnail i thought it was ellen degeneres +--- 636229167 +>>636228816 +All western studios are moving to shitreal shitgine anon its basically sony 1st party studios and fucking bethesda nowadays lol. Japs are on the other hand making own tech like capcom with Re engine and Bandai Namco who are working on own next gen engine for years now so all their studios will use it - they all use shitreal shitgine now. +--- 636229224 +>>636227372 +>better-documented +Unreal engines documentation is shit compared to Unity's which isn't a gold standard either. +--- 636229319 +I used Unity in a game dev course in college and had no complaints about it +--- 636229327 +>>636227372 +Unless your game has hundreds of people working in it there's no point to using a propietary engine. By the end of development your engineers will have modified Unreal so much you're really only using it for the SDK tools since half your workforce is mentally deficient, and otherwise you can only guarantee a quality, creative, unbloated and well performing product by writing things from scratch if you're indie. +--- 636229580 +>>636220123 +ue is for AAA multiplatform only +unity is for mobile and indie games +godot is just amateurish trash with an army of shills for some reason +--- 636229627 +>>636229167 +no they aren't lmao, AAA publishers will continue using proprietary engines for their big releases to avoid paying the licensing fees. +--- 636229835 +Creation Engine 2 is the best engine there is, nothing else comes even close. UE5? Rofl, what a joke. +--- 636229992 +>>636229835 +Starfield is going to cause multiple house fires +--- 636230000 +Why do I need to install a chinese spyware ( epic games launcher ) if I want to install unreal engine 5? +So the Chinese can steal my work and strap on their shit and launch it as their own before I do ? +--- 636230004 +>>636229580 +>ue is for AAA multiplatform only +Breh, wasn't Bright Memory made in UE4? Not even UE5? +--- 636230095 +>>636230000 +Go back to /pol/ you paranoid schizo. +Wasted numbers. +--- 636230198 +>>636220123 +>unless you have a technical division under your employment +chatGPT style AI will allow a single autist to have the capacity of an entire technical division +--- 636230264 +>>636230198 +I'm that autist btw :^) +--- 636230309 +>>636224043 +Its too far behind UE in tech now. Nanite and Lumen killed it. +--- 636230327 +>>636229167 +>Japs are on the other hand making own tech like capcom with Re engine and Bandai Namco who are working on own next gen engine for years now so all their studios will use it +They’ve only recently started making newer engines such as RE and Bamco’s unannounced named engine. Every studio in Japan has made their own and continued to use them before UE was a thing and even when it grew to immense popularity. It just makes sense and this isn’t a new concept, just them doubling down on what they’re doing like they used to. + +You have to realize, as a game company, you cannot rely on a outside engine, as it poses risk. If that company hiked the license rates and royalties, you’d be completely fucked over +--- 636230773 +>>636230309 +Habits is mostly good but needs more work to be viable in most use cases +Lumen is expensive and prone to horrible noise especially in indoor scenes, imo needs a lot more work. +--- 636231183 +>>636226584 +tell me how are Fortnite and dragon ball Fighterz similar +--- 636232056 +>>636229627 +Bungies next project on Unreal, cdpr moving to Unreal, arkane moved to Unreal, ea studios are slowly dropping Frostbite and moving to Unreal, flying wild hog dropped own tech and moved to Unreal and more examples. I forgot about Ubisoft so yeah its literally fucking Ubisoft, Bethesda/id and sonys first party studios using own tech. +--- 636232221 +>>636220123 +It's easier to create an engine from scratch than reusing asssets +--- 636232428 +>>636232056 +I wouldn't hold your breath about EA shifting entirely to Unreal. Dreadwolf is on Frostbite, and the next Battlefield game likely will be too, or a successor. And there's still fucking Activision and Take 2, clearly no plans to switch to Unreal there. +--- 636232571 +>>636219782 (OP) +Thread 0 Chads, we LOST. IT'S OVER +--- 636232612 +>every future game will be UEshit +This is truly the worst timeline. +--- 636232642 +>>636229319 +The needs of a company are usually much different than the needs of academic endeavors. +--- 636232698 +Unreal is a mess, nobody ITT is a programmer +--- 636232773 +>>636220123 +UE is too bloated to actually be productive in it unless you're working with a bigger team. +--- 636232845 +>>636219883 +>boot up Cassette Beasts +>see it's made with Godot +>"oh that's that fag engine /v/ always shills" +>can't increase FPS above 60 +>glitches out when you alt-tab +>borderless window still minimizes +Maybe 10 years from now it'll be usable. +--- 636232871 +>>636232642 +>The needs of a company are usually much different than the needs of academic endeavors. +lmao, no. Both want money money +--- 636232909 +>>636232428 +>take 2 +>tfw hangar 13 already dropped their engine for fucking Unreal +Shame because while mafia 3 as a game was dogshit that engine had big potential. Mafia remake also looks sexy. +--- 636233009 +>>636232845 +>shit devs use a shit paid engine to make a game +>UNITY IS SHIT!!!!! +>shit devs use a shit free engine to make a game +>GODOT IS SHIT!!!!! +maybe... just maybe... +--- 636233074 +UE is fucking trash +--- 636233193 +>>636232698 +It's even a mess for gamers. All of the UE4 games have huge shader compilation issues and traversal stutters. + +Even UE3 games like Arkham Knight has huge issues. + +The only good thing about UE is their materials systems. It's more suited for professional design visualization and movie production than video games. + +Remember when UE4 was new? For years it was only used by architects to render buildings and interior designs. +--- 636233305 +>>636219970 +Juan Ravioli +--- 636233938 +>>636232056 +Arkane has two studios, Lyon uses inhouse and Austin uses Unreal. Unless Lyon is switching. +--- 636234076 +>>636233938 +Arkane's going to fucking shut down after the shitshow of Redfall +--- 636234110 +>>636230095 +Keep reporting me, faggot. +Maybe reddit or resettera is more of your safe space. diff --git a/v/636219845.txt b/v/636219845.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..33181b14120f6eb3004ce4c75f3685b97fcecbd5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636219845.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 636219845 +Thoughts on KoIin? Should she come back in SF6? +--- 636219982 +>>636219845 (OP) +I need my french wife now +--- 636220040 +>>636219845 (OP) +i think she's anal only +--- 636220371 +>>636219845 (OP) +Honestly if Kolin returns I want to see how they handle her story in a post SF3 world. Like she could be suicidal because she was such a devout Gill and Illuminati follower but maybe she's saved by a new Messiah figure? Maybe JP? +--- 636220817 +>>636220040 +why? +--- 636221009 +>>636219845 (OP) +>>636219982 +>>636220371 +butt sluts +--- 636221182 +>>636220817 +because she's a classy whore +--- 636226041 +KOLIN +--- 636228620 +>>636221009 +Literally me +--- 636229232 +For me its Sethanie +--- 636230867 +>>636219845 (OP) +Yes, I need my characters with ice powers. +--- 636233769 +>>636223529 +URIEN CHADS. WE EATING GOOD. +--- 636233832 +Depends on how they treat the Illuminati stuff. diff --git a/v/636219959.txt b/v/636219959.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0bc89fd78e1755cdc6f4ee00ab865f8ba3f25710 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636219959.txt @@ -0,0 +1,680 @@ +----- +--- 636219959 +Did she know how bad the GTA trilogy release was going to be? +--- 636220392 +>only remasters +name 5 good new ips released in 2023, I'll give you a week +--- 636220957 +>>636219959 (OP) +Le mobile game remake face +--- 636221391 +now post the slampig +--- 636221473 +>>636219959 (OP) +>dressed like a mid 00s goth +She’s probably chill as fuck +--- 636221563 +i dont understand why they phoned in that rerelease when we all simply stole the original recently before that +--- 636221632 +>>636219959 (OP) +Omg its Kristin +--- 636221648 +>>636219959 (OP) +Imagine the smell +--- 636221737 +>>636219959 (OP) +Where's even the mobile versions lmao +--- 636221873 +>>636221648 +>poojeet and curry and body odour +There no need for imagination +--- 636222138 +>>636219959 (OP) +Post the other one +--- 636222381 +>>636219959 (OP) +Are the original GTA vice city, andreas and 3 still gone from all virtual store? When is cockstar of David putting them back? +I'm not buying the pajet demakes. +--- 636222482 +Imagine being one of the most successful studios in the world and paying third worlders to fuck with your IP. +These are the same dudes that will send private investigators to your address to intimidate you for info. +--- 636222490 +>>636222381 +They are still on Steam. But you should just pirate anyway since the digital versions are way worse than the disc versions. +--- 636222734 +>>636222490 +They just released some slop for the GTA III's 20th anniversary and thought people would eat it up +--- 636222820 +>>636219959 (OP) +Post it +--- 636222882 +>>636222734 +meant for >>636222482 + +>>636222490 +They removed it from Steam, iirc they gave them away to retards who bought the defective edition early. +--- 636222942 +>>636219959 (OP) +she genuinely looks like she smells like cigarettes and body odor. +--- 636223050 +>>636222942 +fingers aren't yellowed tho +--- 636223123 +>>636222942 +>she smells like cigarettes and body odor +heavenly +--- 636223228 +>>636222603 +yes honey... +--- 636223362 +>>636219959 (OP) +>>636222603 +>>636223153 +Sigh... +--- 636223428 +>>636221473 +>>636221473 +I miss that look +--- 636223438 +>>636223153 +>love over egg +--- 636223460 +>>636221737 +They're still available +--- 636223659 +>>636223153 +Remember when /v/ started stalking her and she hid all her social media accounts good job faggots +--- 636223697 +>>636223153 +Pure sex +--- 636223710 +>>636223438 +she'll eat all the eggs +--- 636223737 +>>636223460 +what do you mean, they never released the mobile versions +--- 636223851 +>>636223659 +>/v/ started stalking her +blame the fag who sent "4chan wants to breed you" to her +--- 636223973 +>>636223428 +Same but idk if it’s because it peaked when I was in hs school so I associate it with a fun time in my life or if I actually liked it. I miss scene girls like you wouldn’t believe +--- 636224052 +>>636221473 +>a7x +come on, do you even know what's a goth +she's missing a kg of white makeup and 500g of eyeliner + mascara +--- 636224084 +>>636223757 +she's literally me +--- 636224197 +>>636224052 +Goth/emo/scene same general shit different name +--- 636224235 +>>636223973 +She doesn't look scene at all, just some girl into rock, if you can even call a7x that. +--- 636224387 +>>636224235 +Rock/metal/grunge same general shit different name +--- 636224445 +>>636224084 +wtf man +--- 636224456 +>>636224197 +>t. Retard zooomie cuck +--- 636224472 +>>636224197 +>>636224387 +sup zoomer +--- 636224585 +>>636224084 +hi kristin +--- 636224641 +>>636224456 +>>636224472 +Zoomer/faggot/homosexual/retard same general shit different name +--- 636224754 +>>636224641 +>>636224456 +>>636224641 +internet fite +--- 636224885 +>>636223153 +>love over egg +What does it mean? +--- 636224895 +We didn't deserve Kristin. +--- 636224978 +>>636220392 +Hi-Fi Rush +Your Only Move Is HUSTLE +Pizza Tower +Meet Your Maker +Wo Long +maybe Wild Hearts since it's good IF it runs well +There's a few new IPs out later this year that looks good too, like Humanity, Gravity Citcuit, Mina The Hollower, & Bomb Rush Cyberfunk +--- 636225120 +I still have a Kristin folder. I hope she's doing fine. +--- 636225485 +>>636224197 +>goth +comes from punk rock, retards who think they are vampires and love black+white makeup and edgy stuff +>emo +gay retards that cut themselves because muh sad very depression, listens to EMOtional core garbage and uses tons of hairspray +>scene +normalfags trying to copy emos, lens into pop, generally styles hair like emos but with more colors, clothing is more colorful too +even more attentionwhore than emos somehow +--- 636225545 +>>636224443 +full? +--- 636225548 +>>636224052 +They only dress like that around other goths, she's wearing standard goth work attire. +--- 636225865 +>>636225548 +A7X isn't goth by definition. It's just metal for normalfags, which is the reason they have so many female fans to begin with. +--- 636225964 +>>636221473 +nah, i know her type +>most likely had parents that let her do whatever she wanted in high school +>most likely dated someone 19-30 while in high school who was abusive to her +>probably also got molested by a family member at a young age +>complete slut in college without trying, attracted all the weird types because she still dressed like a goth from high school +>did every drug imaginable +>stumbled from bad relationship to bad relationship in her 20s +>is early/mid 30s +>growing increasingly neurotic from seeing friends around her settle down and have kids +>most likely depressed + another mental disorder +>is completely emotionally unavailable but absolutely amazing for a couple week fling after which she'll just never talk to you again + +source: they're my fetish +--- 636226032 +>>636225545 +https://files.catbox.moe/oq0m29.jpg +--- 636226321 +>>636219959 (OP) +She look like she smell funny +--- 636227318 +She's focused on what really matters now <3 +--- 636227418 +>>636227318 +It's like those crayon vore doodles from deviantart +--- 636227518 +>>636227318 +what the fuck +--- 636227650 +>>636219959 (OP) +>>636224443 +>>636224835 +>Spend the better part of 15 years learning the entirety of A7X's repertoire +>Girls like this are still ignoring me just like the first day I picked up a guitar +>They STILL going after the sports faggots +That's fucking it I'm done I'm pulling the trigger nobody stop me +--- 636227758 +>>636227650 +learn some fugazi songs instead dumbass +--- 636227784 +>>636227318 +mommy1987003 +--- 636227915 +>>636223851 +I want Rafaela to sit on my face. +--- 636228057 +>>636227650 +Retard. I'm glad this A7X meme is dead and buried. +--- 636228285 +>>636228057 +>dead and buried +>1 month away from releasing a god tier album +Speak louder, I can't hear you over your pointless seething +--- 636228409 +Does someone have the link to Kristins youtube channel? She had that chemistry experiment there. +--- 636228424 +>>636227318 +>My dune +--- 636228486 +>>636227784 +>7 kids + +holy fuck +--- 636228694 +>>636228285 +Wait, you mean they are still around and about to release an album? Even worse lmaooo +--- 636228725 +>>636228409 +She nuked it +--- 636228738 +>>636225964 +>>636221473 +Reminder that it's likely she lurked here. +Pic related is from her Twitter. +--- 636229050 +>>636228738 +And had an account in the Kingdom Come forums. +--- 636229109 +>>636229050 +do we just know? +--- 636229205 +>>636229109 +No, she’s not that kind of degenerate. She’s pure and she only wants the demise of human race. +--- 636229279 +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SO FUCKING HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 636229343 +>>636219959 (OP) +>>636223757 +I kinda want to see her just beat up and strangle one of those zoomer scene wannabes. +--- 636229469 +>>636229343 +>zoomer scene wannabes +>Posts the literal least offensive example +She looks like she came straight from 2010, leave her alone. +--- 636229517 +>>636229050 +That's fake right? +Please don't tell me that videogame forums and imageboards are full of women. +--- 636229629 +>>636229517 +she's clearly not average +--- 636229632 +>>636224885 +Vegan im guessing +--- 636229665 +>>636219959 (OP) +huh, kinda looks like my gf, but she doesn't have those huge eyebags, and hair is a bit longer. +--- 636229751 +>>636229517 +>posts one chick +>"GUYS ARE THESE PLACES FULL OF WOMEN" +Retard. +--- 636229764 +>>636229665 +She looks like every 6/10 girl ever +--- 636229816 +>>636229343 +Cursed webm +--- 636229838 +>>636229050 +That's really sweet and nice +--- 636229925 +>>636229751 +leave him alone, he's daring to dream +--- 636229928 +>>636229764 +Was talking more about her style, mine barely tries when it comes to clothing either, she always wears some baggy hoodie and blank t shirt. +--- 636229936 +>>636229764 +Fuck you she’s literally an 11. 12 if she’s a virgin. 0 if she’s not, but she hates humans so she probably is. +--- 636229939 +>>636229629 +>>636229751 +Thank's for calming me down, anons. +--- 636229982 +>>636229343 +>scene if californian girls and mainstream +--- 636230021 +>>636229665 +Does she make games too or what +--- 636230098 +>>636227650 +guitar doesn't get you chicks man, it gets you other guys who play guitar +--- 636230140 +>>636229343 +>>636229469 +no one dressed like that 12 years ago. crop tops were not a thing +--- 636230159 +>>636230021 +No, she's an engineer, works for a rocket engine company. +--- 636230165 +>>636229050 +This world doesn't deserve her. +--- 636230240 +>>636230159 +>engineer +you could have just said she is retarded and is the office slut instead anon +--- 636230498 +>>636230240 +Not really, she always had great grades, from high school to college, and always kept going on about spaceships and rockets. +--- 636230661 +>>636230498 +i hope she brushes her teeth before kissing you when she comes home +--- 636230738 +>>636230661 +>>636230240 +>be /v/ +>see woman +>automatically think of niggers and zoophilia +>anyone talks about having a gf +>immediatly think of cuckoldry +>then wonder why you are alone +No one likes the mentally ill. +--- 636230785 +>>636230098 +It does, if it's this kind of guitar and not shit music. Sadly anon got it all wrong. +--- 636230831 +>>636230159 +What company even, SpaceX? There's not many of those. +--- 636230854 +>>636230738 +That's not true, we like women. +--- 636230909 +>>636230738 +No no anon, i wasn't talking about all women, i was talking about engineers being whores. + +I work at boeing and actually had my cock sucked a few times by "engineers" at work. +--- 636230930 +>>636230831 +No, it's a british company called Reaction Engines, she's working on this thing. +--- 636230976 +>>636230140 +Try closer to 18 and it's more accurate +--- 636231012 +>>636230909 +>engineers being whores +Anon, that's just women in general. If anything engineers are less whore than average. +--- 636231020 +i want to have sex with her +--- 636231024 +>>636230738 +It’s not about cuck shit, it’s just that all females are irredeemable whores. If you really think about it, having a gf IS cuck shit in itself, because she has absolutely no reason to be loyal when she can just fuck around and call you a misogynist if you say anything. Females are just fucking scum. +--- 636231048 +>>636230909 +>work at boeing +So what do you do besides staring at a wall all day? +--- 636231054 +>>636230930 +you just fucked up buddy, just found her profile on linkedin +--- 636231135 +>>636230930 +You're a fucking retard, dude +--- 636231143 +>>636230785 +>>636230098 +Why would the girls ignore a guy who plays them songs from their favorite band? Women make zero fucking sense. +--- 636231152 +>>636231024 +I'll never understand why of all places /v/ is the one that decided to try to lecture others on chicks, this place is beyond socially retarded. +It's like zoomers were born to larp. +--- 636231159 +>>636231024 +sup r9k +next day of retribution when +--- 636231214 +>>636231048 +posting on /v/ +--- 636231248 +>>636231054 +Nice, post it. +>>636231135 +??? +--- 636231263 +>>636231024 +this nigga never got his dick wet lmaoo +--- 636231279 +>>636231159 +Hopefully really soon. Whores deserve a bullet. +--- 636231310 +>>636231012 +You would be shocked how wrong you are, engineers are mostly retards male or female with the bonus of being whores if female, i have tested this theory many times in a few countries now. + +>>636231048 +I am the lead of a machining shop, we do the actual work and make the parts for planes unlike any other welfare losers that works here. +--- 636231342 +>>636231152 +It's not /v/, it's just the manlet spics from /r9k/ migrated en masse to this board. +At least they have the decency of staying away from /a/ and /sp/ +--- 636231348 +>>636231024 +You're a sad man. A sad little man. +--- 636231416 +>>636229343 +Wow. That thong is grotesque. No scene girls ever did that. They didn't act slutty in public. I hate zoomers. +--- 636231434 +>>636231310 +What's the point of making things when they are engineered like shit. +Like Starliner, how the fuck do you take 20 years to make a run of the mill space capsule? +--- 636231452 +>>636231024 +You are whiny, but mostly correct. Your role is to beat them into submission, by the way. +--- 636231508 +>>636231143 +Because no one is interested in shit music. +--- 636231534 +>>636231416 +>They didn't act slutty in public. +She's not in public, she's in her bedroom, and they most certainly did. +--- 636231598 +>>636229050 +I wonder if a horse could be mailed... +a horse will cheer her up +--- 636231653 +>>636230909 +It's true, i was banging an engineering student in my office until she jumped on other cocks at work +--- 636231658 +>someone mentions having a girlfriend +>autismos have a complete meltdown +I swear, the world would instantly heal if all mentally ill people were executed. +--- 636231702 +>>636231416 +>scene girls didn't act slutty in public. +lol +--- 636231759 +>>636219959 (OP) +what is this from? +--- 636231779 +>>636231434 +because they can leech more money longer shit takes +--- 636231789 +>>636231658 +>the world would instantly heal if all mentally ill people were executed +I agree, life would be better if all females dropped dead. +--- 636231845 +>>636231759 +development team behind the shitty GTA definitive edition +--- 636231956 +>>636231789 +No, that's the thing, the mentally ill subhumans try to pretend there's a conflict between demographics. +Left vs right, black vs white, man vs woman, when the truth is the only conflict there is is normal vs outcast. +The problem of the past 10 years is allowing outcasts and the socially retarded to think they deserve to have a say in society. + +We stopped bullying them and ensuring they kept to their basements and dark alleys and look at that, transexuals and late 20 year old virgins everywhere screaming about how society should be run. + +Makes me want to puke because I grew up in an era were beating up these creatures was simply the norm and everyone approved of it, and now I have to tolerate you? +--- 636231998 +>>636231508 +Then why do the girls wear those band shirts, genius? +--- 636232068 +>>636231956 +Too long, didn’t read. Just kill all females, homosexuals and Jews. +--- 636232101 +>>636232068 +Not surprised, one of the most common mental illnesses, on top of the BPD you obviously have, is ADHD. +--- 636232103 +>>636231998 +it’s a fashion accessory retard +--- 636232106 +>>636229343 +I am sick of seeing this grotesque hambeast. Emo girls were sticks, not modern day lard asses +--- 636232192 +>>636231998 +Why do you think all those subcultures were called posers. +--- 636232248 +>>636232103 +>Skulls and blood and band logo with an edgy font and things females hate +>Fashion accessory +This is not Nirvana we’re talking about +--- 636232297 +The fuck are you autistic zoomies doing talking about scene chicks and girlfriends, go back to your gacha and twitter screencap gossip threads +--- 636232336 +>>636231998 +It is unironically seen as retro. You ask 90% of woman about the printed tshirt they are wearing and they will have zero knowledge of it +--- 636232352 +>>636231956 +The norm becomes the outcast and you're shooting yourself in the foot. Which is why you have those former outcasts beating "chuds" "back into their place" you stupid fucking faggot. +--- 636232357 +i remember back when /v/ started simping over this bitch + +just why????? I've simped before but it was for english white womans +--- 636232412 +>>636232357 +>I've simped before but it was for english white womans +So, the ugliest western women of all? +--- 636232442 +>>636232357 +She’s clearly white and fed up with everything. Just like /v/ was originally. +--- 636232537 +>>636232352 +No it hasn't, you are just loud on the internet, outside you are nothing because you are afraid of leaving your homes and even the slightest thing can cause you to have a mental breakdown. + +>Which is why you have those former outcasts beating "chuds" "back into their place" +There's nothing but an overabundance of weirdos who have been allowed to speak up for too long. +All these trannies and virgins need to be beaten up and kicked back into the depths of their basements, and this time without internet access. +--- 636232542 +>>636232297 +Sorry bud, but you implying scene girls weren't sluts is a fucking riot. +--- 636232701 +>>636232542 +>you implying scene girls weren't sluts +How the fuck did I say that, I arrived on this thread 10 minutes ago. +Zoomers do everyone a favor and stop talking about what you don't know about, pretending that talking confidently about something even if you are wrong makes you right got old long ago. +And on top of that always going +>OHHH SCENE GIRLS SO CUTE I MISS THEM :( +what the fuck man, kill yourselves, both for your simping and for unironically liking that shit aesthetic. +--- 636232721 +>>636229517 +30% of 4chan users across the site are females +--- 636232740 +>>636229050 +Makes me feel like scum for ditching my horse for Shadowmere. +--- 636232796 +>>636232721 +>"female" +--- 636232869 +>>636232701 +Please guy, we all know it's you. +>unironically liking that shit aesthetic. +It was the last time any mainstream female fashion trend didn't look like complete shit, only the piercings and women being women dragged it down a bit. +--- 636232938 +>>636219959 (OP) +What's the pajeet zoomer doing over there? +--- 636233041 +>>636232869 +>Please guy, we all know it's you. +See +>>636232701 +>Zoomers do everyone a favor and stop talking about what you don't know about, pretending that talking confidently about something even if you are wrong makes you right got old long ago. + +>It was the last time any mainstream female fashion trend didn't look like complete shit +Yeah, hair that makes chicks look like they are wearing a raccoon as a hat and is so damaged from hair dyes and hairspray that touching it felt like straw, adorable. +The cutest part is the bald spots a lot of them developed after years of abusing their hair. +--- 636233048 +>>636232938 +He looks like a chill dude +--- 636233056 +>>636232938 +The only coding out of the entire staff. +--- 636233124 +>>636233056 +>pajeets +>doing any good coding +ahahahahahahaha +--- 636233137 +>>636232721 +>females +--- 636233192 +>>636233041 +>hair so damaged from hair dyes and hairspray that touching it felt like straw, adorable. +>The cutest part is the bald spots a lot of them developed after years of abusing their hair. +That's every woman though, arguably it only got worse. +--- 636233219 +>>636233048 +So much onions n curry in that one image it's unbelievable. +--- 636233226 +>>636233124 +You are in a zoomer thread, so of course they are going to worship the pajeets because +>LE FUNNY INDIAN TIKTOK XD +is such a huge part of their "personality". +--- 636233261 +>>636232721 +>females +--- 636233278 +>>636229764 +Bro how is that a 6. She’s a solid 4 +--- 636233293 +>>636233124 +Are you lost, anon? This is the GTA Definitive Edition staff thread. +--- 636233296 +>>636232412 +yes +--- 636233313 +>>636233192 +>That's every woman though, +The fuck are you talking about? +Most women focus on actual care of their hair, it's the complete opposite of those emo cunts. +For the third time, zoomer, stop pretending that saying something confidently makes it true. +--- 636233371 +>>636233313 +>Most women focus on actual care of their hair, it's the complete opposite of those emo cunts. +How little you know. +--- 636233372 +>>636233056 +>pajeets +>coding +choose one and only one sir +--- 636233410 +>>636233261 +>he never been to /cgl/,/co/ or the yumejoshi general in /h/ +holy newfag +--- 636233528 +>>636233410 +A paradise for troons I bet +--- 636233539 +>>636233371 +But I bet some zoomer in /v/ knows plenty. +Yes zoomer, every woman damages her hair as much as some scene chick that had to use half a bottle of hairspray on the morning, use the other half throughout the day to mantain that ridiculous shape, and dyed her hair every 3 days because they were so mentally ill they just had to keep changing colors to keep trying to get attention. + +Seriously,, how do you zoomers even try to pretend you are "chads" when you behave exactly like women with BPD? +--- 636233546 +>>636233371 +very ironic post +--- 636233552 +>>636231434 +>What's the point of making things +Yeah anon, we know you never made anything in your pathetic life. +--- 636233569 +>>636229050 +Based and sentimentalpilled +--- 636233612 +>>636233552 +I sure as hell wouldn't show off that I work for mediocrity and half-assing: the company. +--- 636233643 +>>636232542 +nta but they weren't +--- 636233654 +>>636233056 +makes sense why the game was a buggy mess +--- 636233727 +>>636233278 +4 would be ugly. She's not ugly, just homely. +--- 636233817 +>>636233612 +You wouldn't work for any relevant company at all, but not by choice. +--- 636233867 +>>636219959 (OP) +>be female +>simply exist +>have the most fringe connection to video games and to the public, work on some shitty remaster no one asked for. +>just kinda worked on one and appeared in one photo online +>sweaty nerds on the internet sperg out and spread your photo amongst themselves and spend hours simping after you +what the fuck is wrong with you guys? You know you can just go to /s/ or googles "boobs" or something, right? There's literally nothing noteworthy about this chick or the other one that works there (I'd fuck them both but that's beside the point) +It's scary that it's been so long and you fucks found a new picture of their team just to post this girl. +--- 636233894 +>>636223757 +>I'm working on the game... The one with the deadline.. The one we're being paid to work on... +I hate people like this. +--- 636234001 +>>636233894 +people who do their jobs? +--- 636234135 +>>636232721 +>females diff --git a/v/636220184.txt b/v/636220184.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6779da5488f5d100f3ab4de543a742fc82fcfdf3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636220184.txt @@ -0,0 +1,902 @@ +----- +--- 636220184 +Can we have a real thread that isn't made of trolling and braineless shitposting? + +What do you think will happen? +I don't know about you guys but the sensations that Microsoft is approaching to become a third party is very strong. + +The interview is certainly prepared but it is clear that there is real suffering from Microsoft's management and Phil's head will capitulate shortly. It doesn't matter that you release some good titles, just one BIG misstep like Redfall and it's over and nobody cares if it's really your fault. +Perhaps Microsoft was destined not to enter this industry, what scares me is, could entities like Apple or Amazon take their place? +--- 636220897 +No, because it's all shills and botposters +--- 636222371 +>>636220184 (OP) +not looking good. they gambled really hard with the acquisitions and investing into a future where consoles are obsolete. that's backfiring right now and there are already plans to monetize the game pass more strongly. implying it's not cashing in the necessary money to keep it as generous as it currently is. +brace yourself for a future where XBox may become the next Sega +--- 636222564 +Don't these people own Minecraft? +Literally they can never go bankrupt. +What does Sony own? +--- 636222657 +>the sensations that Microsoft is approaching to become +I hate third worlders so goddam much +--- 636222701 +>>636222371 +Nice wet dreams there snoyster. +--- 636222702 +>>636220184 (OP) +I think Microsoft sees the writing on the wall. They couldn't have asked for better market conditions for the Series S/X to take off than what we had recently due to the supply shortages making PS5s impossible to find while Series S consoles were in stock everywhere. It still didn't help give them anything close to a lead, even when they set the price to $200 around the holidays. + +The Xbox brand is tainted beyond repair, their best bet is to pivot and become "Game Pass" and put it on every device under the sun and leave the hardware market forever. +--- 636222886 +>>636222702 +>become "Game Pass" and put it on every device under the sun +They would do this now if Sony or Nintendo let them. What would either of them have to gain by a platform like this on their consoles? +--- 636222982 +>>636222702 +This the series x was a good console, no one cares. Its better than ps5, no one cares. You can play xbox on phones and samsung tvs etc with wireless controller without an xbox console, they can just make that better. +--- 636222984 +>>636222702 +Sony is winning because it has become "the console" to own among normies, who barely play vidya and don't give a shit about these half assed perceptions and critiques of so called "gamers". +--- 636223024 +>goypass makes it impossible to sell a game in the shartbox ecosystem +That's what you get when you only want to shit out indie and mid AAA games to feed the goypass. +--- 636223146 +>>636223024 +I hope you get permabanned from this whole website and never post again. +--- 636223436 +>>636222886 +Sony already allows EA Play and Ubisoft Plus on their platform. If Microsoft stopped making consoles, it's very likely that they would then be allowed to put Game Pass on Playstation. I can see Nintendo still refusing to host it though. +--- 636223590 +>>636222701 +snoy has been shit since they went to cal. don't talk to me like we're on some opposing teams or some shit like that. +but know this: there is a reason why the damage control happens on the scale it currently does. you think these eggsboccs threads are popping up for nothing? +--- 636223715 +>>636222984 +True, but PlayStation still won regardless. +--- 636224616 +>>636223590 +Except for that all the threads are shitting on Microsoft... so Microsoft is paying Indians to make threads to shit on their own brand? +--- 636224712 +That interview was bad. He shouldn't have done it or not have said certain things the way he did. He came off as weak and a loser. He makes a lot promises but doesn't deliver. Doesn't look like has any answers and all he has left is market speak to tide people over but they are so done with it now. Good game releases would definitely save them instead bad ones or none all together which xbox seems used to doing. Seems like I and many others are vindicated when they heard gamepass was the Netflix of gaming when Netflix was known for low quality shows to fill a content quota with some good ones here and there. Even Netflix has a higher batting average of accidentally releasing good stuff over xbox at the moment. + +There are a few things that xbox could easily do to turn it around. Firing Phil Spencer might be nice but I don't think it will solve the core problem. What it needs to do is actually manage their bought studies and not be so hands-off about it. Not cracking whips at them but guiding them towards making better games. Release first party games in a timely manner on gamepass. You've got 20+ studios so there should at least be a minimum of 1 new game a month. That one might be hard to do a turn on a dime on but it should've been done from the start. How about a support program for indies to help with development and they get a limited time exclusive for them put on gamepass. That would be a stopgap until they can align all their first parties to unify and deliver for the xbox platform. Quality control across the board. If it's not working either delay if it can be salvaged or cancelled it doesn't work. Low quality games are hurting the brand. Gotta step up and be more aggressive that you are fighting in a console war instead of waving the white flag and giving up to just deliver mediocrity. There might be more but those are the obvious areas they can fix and they should've done a long time ago. +--- 636224810 +>>636222982 +I can't see anything they do changing that either. Phil himself brought up the excellent point that they fucked up and Mattrick managed to lose them the most important generation for console gaming because it's going to impossible to tear Playstation users away from that ecosystem when that's all their digital games are achievements are at. + +The best example of this is actually PC gaming where Epic gets exclusivity for some very important games and gives away tons of games for free it doesn't matter because gamers have been using Steam for years and that's where all their digital games are already at. It's actually very sad because Epic had both Outer Wilds and Hades as timed exclusives, 2 amazing games that have done incredibly well; as soon as they left their Epic prison and released on Steam. Xbox is destined for the same fate, there's no real coming back outside of a major acquisition shifting the playing field, which they just attempted to no avail or buying exclusivity for something like GTA6 but it's hard to see Rockstar agreeing to that. + +The ultimate irony is that Microsoft's push for same day PC releases has only served to prop up Steam. Microsoft has cucked themselves out of the PC market as well as the console market, they need subscription services or cloud gaming to take off if they want to be able to truly compete. Which is why you see them pushing those angles so hard, they absolutely know their fucked currently and it's wild to see Phil admit that so freely. +--- 636225091 +>>636220184 (OP) +>What do you think will happen? +For the head of a company to make that interview is not a good thing. I really do think they'll pull a Sega and turn into a third party publisher that pushes Gamepass in the next 5 years. Their hardware revenue was down 30% in year 2 of a new console generation. I can't think of any time in vidya history where that happened and hardware development wasn't shut down. +--- 636225101 +>>636222371 +Both Sony and Microsoft look like they're going the way of Sega soon. I wonder if Valve will get more into the console business, they'd be way better than Amazon or Google and they'd keep Nintendo from being the sole console maker. That said, this has been coming since the 7th generation, AAA finally is reaching the tipping point and the next crash is almost here. +--- 636225493 +>>636223024 +This too, gamepass cannibalizes sales and ruins the income of games, nor is it itself especially profitable. It's just not going to work long term. +--- 636225509 +Mattrick completely killed Xbox. The Xbone was $500 more than PS4 and less powerful. People would have tolerated the TV and Kinect crap if the console was decent and played multi plats well. But it was a 900p turd with no exclusives. There was no reason to buy it over a PS4 and that generation was a complete MS failure. They've never recovered. +--- 636225662 +>>636220184 (OP) +Man what happened, I had so many fond memories of the 360 is this truly the end. +--- 636225895 +>>636225101 +>I wonder if Valve will get more into the console business +Why would they? Going to the console business is as close to "going backwards" as it can possibly be. +--- 636226135 +>>636225895 +Because they made the Steam Deck. Sony and Microsoft are both on borrowed time and Nintendo won't be able to stop new groups from entering the console market in the resulting power vacuum, I'm just hoping it's a group not completely evil like Valve. We've already seen what Amazon and Google want to do to vidya and it's horrifying. +--- 636226213 +>>636225493 +It's going to reach the point where publishers do not want to release games for Xbox because their games do not sell on it, as consumers only want to pay for Game Pass. The only way games will get ported is if Microsoft gives those publishers money up front for both the port and for adding it to Game Pass. Square Enix is basically doing this right now after Microsoft set a precedent by funding the ports of both Nier Automata and Octopath Traveler. The sequel for the latter is even missing Xbox completely because Microsoft decided not to pay for it. + +Game Pass will be their undoing and force them to stop making consoles, it was a brilliant idea but the consumers refuse to buy an Xbox. +--- 636226471 +>>636220184 (OP) +If we are lucky Microsoft will lose enough money to be force to close Xbox and sell all their video games studios at a bargain. +--- 636226518 +>>636220184 (OP) +Sony's CMA bribery pays off and the CMA stops Microsofts non-existent monopoly by turning Sony into an actual """high powered""" console monopoly when Xbox as a console doesn't exist in 5~ years. +--- 636226617 +>MS releases one bad game after releasing a GOTY contender +>tons of hit pieces, Twitter eceleb shitposts, “fire Phil Spencer” posts, etc. +This is fishy as fuck. I have god-tier intuition, something is up here. +--- 636226757 +>>636220184 (OP) +Nothing is going to happen. They were doing this same exact thing when it looked like the Bethesda deal wouldn't go through. + +The Activision deal will go through and everything will go back to normal. +--- 636226826 +>>636220184 (OP) +last thing I want is them focusing on PC +--- 636226927 +>>636225493 +>nor is it itself especially profitable +Funny thing is that since Microsoft hides its Xbox numbers we don't even know if Gamepass is profitable. It could very well be profitable, but be way less profitable than traditional game sales are too. +--- 636226982 +>>636226213 +>It's going to reach the point where publishers do not want to release games for Xbox because their games do not sell on it, as consumers only want to pay for Game Pass. +This is already happening. I don't remember who they are but I remember a few twitter screencap threads of indie devs saying they won't put their games on gamepass anymore because no one buys their games if they do. I suspect it will happen sooner than we think because Microsoft only pays out based on engagement in games, not how many people are playing/played it. +--- 636227049 +>>636226135 +What makes you think the Steam Deck is Valve "testing the waters" for demoting themselves to consoles? PlayStation isn't going anywhere regardless and Sony isn't going to suddenly stop making what is their biggest reason for existing in the first place. No matter how much you want it to happen, the PlayStation isn't going the way the Xbox is going anytime soon. +--- 636227282 +>>636220184 (OP) +>become a third party + +This has been their plan for years now. They bought up all those developments studios less to have exclusives for Xbox but rather to have a fall back option to go the way of SEGA or Atari and just publish games if the console sales didn't pick up (they haven't). They wanted to survive on publishing COD, which isn't going to happen, but they realistically don't have a choice but to drop the console and failed subscription service at this point. +--- 636227334 +What I see is Microsoft jettisoning the Xbox brand into its own company and letting it sink or swim. I think this will happen if the activision deal ends up falling through. Microsoft execs and the board has always hated Xbox and they have the perfect excuse to finally be rid of it if the activision merger breaks down. +--- 636227359 +>>636226927 +That's what I mean. It seems to be making more money than it costs, but not nearly as much as traditional game sales make. +--- 636227468 +>>636226135 +Steam Deck sold an order of magnitude less consoles than Sony sold PlayStation Vitas which was considered an abject failure of such magnitude that Sony shut down their handheld PlayStation division. You are vastly overestimating the Steam Deck's marketshare and relevance. +--- 636227480 +>>636227049 +Playstation is objectively suffering and while not as bad as Xbox, they'll be going down too. All AAA is going to die sooner rather than later. Also how is making a console "demoting" themselves? That makes zero sense. +--- 636227628 +>>636227468 +Valve seems happy with the Deck, not to mention the Vita was sabotaged by Sony's mobile devision, so they're completely separate situations. +--- 636227645 +>>636226518 +Nah, ms will just ignore it and pay a fine or make CoD exclusive regardless +--- 636227790 +Xbox is the Console for Poor People its the Modern Sega +--- 636227820 +>>636220184 (OP) +I hope they go under. Fuck Microsoft and fuck Xbox. They ruined video games. +--- 636227940 +Is this some kind of reverse psychology to help get the Activision deal through? +--- 636227992 +>>636227790 +This is true. They try to sell it with financing options lmao +--- 636228014 +>>636220184 (OP) +Don't care, still enjoying my xbox sex. It's the only device that fully supports my 5.1.4 atmos setup. +--- 636228017 +>>636227820 +But snoy needs competition or they'll never snap out of it +--- 636228053 +>>636227940 +It's already blocked, and the UK has the deal blocked for another 10 years if they try to do it again anyway. It's literally over. +--- 636228103 +>>636227820 +Based + +>>636228017 +False and cringe +--- 636228130 +>>636227940 +I'm sure he's hoping it is. Problem is it was blocked because of a potential monopoly in cloud gaming not because of console wars. +--- 636228149 +>>636228053 +Doesn't stop them from making actiblizz exclusive +--- 636228173 +stop spamming this shit OP +--- 636228175 +>>636220184 (OP) +>bought tons of studios +>no games +They should be releasing games every month +--- 636228221 +>>636227940 +lmao no. the deal is dead in the water. this is literally Phil Spencer admitting defeat. +--- 636228240 +>>636228103 +Inshallah snoyther +--- 636228320 +>>636228221 +Most mentally stable Sony fan +--- 636228389 +>>636227820 +they really did. they get what they deserve +--- 636228406 +>>636220184 (OP) +QRD? +--- 636228413 +>>636227645 +Organizations like this usually double-down on a fine and then also bar them from operating in the country. Though to my understanding the CMA isn't remotely comparable to the FTC so who knows what, if any, powers they can actually enforce. +--- 636228506 +>>636228221 +I don't get how that is the deal being dead. +--- 636228514 +>>636228017 +Nintendo still exists +--- 636228548 +>>636228514 +Who according to Sony aren't competition lmao +--- 636228557 +>>636225101 +>Both Sony and Microsoft look like they're going the way of Sega soon. +Why would Sony go the way of Sega? +--- 636228596 +>>636227820 +Truth. Microsoft and Bethesda together created DLC and microtransactions. The entire industry devolved into greedy cancerous trash directly as a result. And Microsoft had already created paid online before that. Awful, awful company. +--- 636228617 +>>636228514 +Of course it does sweety. +--- 636228646 +>>636228506 +Go read how and why it was blocked. I'm not spoon-feeding you. There's no chance for it to happen now. +--- 636228683 +>>636228596 +Nah, the modern era of dlc is just a side effect of the internet +--- 636228690 +>>636223146 +he is right though +literally all that microsoft needed to do is to release good games. that's all. +it is management disaster. +--- 636228706 +>>636228053 +Why does the UK matter though, its probably a small market for Xbox +--- 636228731 +>>636228017 +Snoy will never snap out of it, ever, They've been infected with Californitus, it's terminal. +--- 636228757 +Anybody here actually watch the interview? It literally confirms Xbox is virtually hands-off on what the devs do and if they want to make shit like Grounded then they will support them for as long as they want. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKwfEQ1eEyM [Embed] +--- 636228765 +they are going to drop xbox hardware and offer a gamepass version where you only get the microsoft owned studios games on playstation/switch while offering full gamepass on cloud and pc +--- 636228795 +>>636228646 +Wrong, it'll lose in appeal +--- 636228801 +>>636227480 +>Playstation is objectively suffering +By what metric? +https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/28/sony-earnings-playstation-5-sales-hit-all-time-high-profit-hits-record.html +--- 636228829 +>>636228596 +Don't forget paying to play online. If Xbox didn't exist for the past two decades, PSN would still be free. +--- 636228852 +>>636228706 +It's literally their second biggest market for Xbox. +--- 636228863 +>>636228406 +Microsoft is getting one L after another +>Activision Blizzard merge blocked by CMA and now has a fair chance to fail +>console sales went down 30% while the competition reports the best sales window any console ever had +>Redfall (one of the few titles they had for this year) turned out to be shit +>video game pipeline still clogged till Starfield drops at the end of the year +>xbox division, phil and xbox fans are on full damage control +--- 636228905 +>>636228801 +No software sales + +>>636228829 +Yeah and still shit +--- 636228982 +>>636228905 +I'd rather it be free and shit instead of not free and shit. +--- 636228991 +>>636228548 +to trick the regulators +--- 636228993 +>>636228646 +>blocked by literally-who organization with no real power in country that doesn't even respect it +Wow how terrible. +--- 636229019 +>>636228905 +They sold 68 million units of software last quarter. +--- 636229052 +>>636220184 (OP) +Gamepass is a plague on the industry on top of MS not making good games. Gamepass is antithetical to their competition, where quality drives the product. Here, quantity does. +--- 636229064 +>>636228991 +And make it look like they have an even bigger monopoly sure +--- 636229095 +>>636228905 +playstations software sales are fine everywhere but japan +only first party game from sony that underperformed compared to its budget is horizon 2 +--- 636229120 +>>636227480 +The console market idea is only good for the normies who play CoD and sports games. They'd also be a "new guy" to most people and would bring the same thing the Xbox brought. Sony would still win on deals with Square Enix, Capcom, and winning on the marketing and offerings game PLUS the great amount of brand recognition they have. The only ones who care about Steam are people who go to video game forums, which is nowhere near enough to hold them afloat. + +You need to account for making the console, marketing the consoles, getting exclusive games for your console (which now all of Sony's games are gone), and a myriad of other things. The bread and butter of the console market would be selling the hardware at a loss and making it up with game sales. Valve can't do what they do with Steam with a console and PlayStation would eat them alive. Also the future isn't the traditional console at all. The future is where Valve already is. In fact, it makes more sense for there to be Steam apps on TVs and tablets than going to consoles. +--- 636229156 +>>636228982 +You clearly never had a ps3 + +>>636229019 +It's not enough, wall street +--- 636229190 +I don't really understand the strategy. The way things have been for the last decade with their first party output make it seem like they just toss money at projects with no timelines or oversight and just hope something sticks. + +People praise game pass but there's no way it's sustainable long term +--- 636229220 +>>636228863 +Damn, star field and their showcase may be their last chance to turn things around. +--- 636229227 +>>636229156 +I've owned every Playstation console. Stop posting. +--- 636229236 +>>636227334 +It's kind of a weird situation, honestly. I feel like Microsoft is in an opposite situation to Sony, where PS as a brand is very important to them, and they've jettisoned lots of other unprofitable lines like Ericsson and Vaio to help support it because it's been a reliable ROI. Meanwhile for MS Xbox is barely a blip on their radar compared to their central business of commercial software solutions. +--- 636229238 +>>636229095 +>please don't criticise the multi billion corporation +--- 636229250 +>>636228221 +It's the Starfield quote that worries me. I'm not expecting it to be a masterpiece but after the shit that was Redfall and the leaks, it sounds like it's going to be another catastrophe. +--- 636229268 +>>636220184 (OP) +The interview was bad and unnecessary. feels like he's doomposting after the CMA but there's a small chance that he's pulling a Palpatine with Starfield. + +I don't think anything will change tbqh, they have enough money to buy Activision. they'll never go under + +>>636228757 +This might work for HiFi rush but other games like Redfall needs serious regulations by them. I'm not asking for sony movie games, I'm just saying that a bit of intervention is a bit necessary sometimes +--- 636229290 +I really don't understand why Microsoft can't get their shit together. The xbone announcement was an understandable misstep. A lot of 360 owners just used the console for sports, so presenting the bone as a sports/tv machine made sense. But now, they know that's not what people want, and for the past 6 years, Phil comes out on stage and says "we got the games" and there are still no games. Where is Fable, Avowed, Forza 8, or that Hellblade sequel? How many more times will Starfield be delayed? But on the rare occasion they do release a game, it's shit. Halo, Crackdown 3, Redfall. You would think at some point, they would accidentally get something right. +--- 636229320 +>>636228221 +they aqcuired everybody, but nobody can work. what a disaster company. +they had one job. +--- 636229325 +>>636228557 +/v/ said so. +--- 636229332 +>>636229227 +good snoyldier +--- 636229367 +>>636228905 +>No software sales + +https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/ps5-software-sales-drop-70-dollar-games-playstation/ + +>While first-party game sales have stayed largely the same, third-party game sales accounted for most of the drop off, with 220.70 million units sold in 2022 versus 269.30 million in 2021. Despite this, game sales revenue increased, as software prices jumped from $59.99 to $69.99. + +Their game sales revenue is rising even if units moved is falling. Sony is totally fine. They're not even close to Microsoft's position. +--- 636229394 +>>636229238 +correcting you is not the same as asking you to not criticise sony + +ps5 software sales are back to pre pandemic levels and some people think that means disaster when its just the market correcting itself +--- 636229404 +>>636229236 +Xbox was never anything to Microshit but just another soulless thing to make money. +--- 636229421 +>>636229290 +I'll take Horizon and even Infinite over every ps5 exclusive.. +--- 636229424 +>>636229064 +they came up with some "high performance console" bullshit to rule out nintendo for their strawman argument. don't ask me, i hate modern vidya +--- 636229468 +Worst comes to worse MS stops making consoles and just focus on gamespass +--- 636229476 +>>636229421 +oh thats good because thats the only games you have +--- 636229494 +>>636229268 +I don't know how much of what Phil is saying is true but it seems like Xbox is solely in charge of investments and such and most of the devs just want their money-milking machine to keep being employed (See: Sea of Thieves, Grounded, and now Redfall). +--- 636229505 +>>636222982 +But under no metric is the SeX better than the PS5, though? +--- 636229510 +>>636229367 +Sony relies on ps performance to stay solvent, Xbox is just a trifle for ms +--- 636229513 +>>636228557 +Because they're floundering under the weight of AAA. The consoles don't make a profit at sale and even when games sell 20million copies, they don't make much after marketing and development costs eat 15 million's worth. +--- 636229602 +>>636229476 +You sound really upset +--- 636229647 +>Xbox is course-correcting into be the go-to AA machine with AAA games just being released day 1 on GP on their ecosystem +Huh, never thought about it like that at all. +--- 636229676 +>>636229505 +Better specs, better services, quick resume, play anywhere, etc +--- 636229683 +>>636228801 +Lack of software sales. When software sales are decreasing at the peak of the generation, something is horrifically wrong. +--- 636229759 +>>636229404 +Once upon a time there seemed to be genuine passion for the line, though. I feel like it left by the tail end of the 360 gen. It was definitely gone by the time the XBone rolled around. I've been a PS gamer since the big gray PS1, but I have fond memories of splitscreen MP Halo with some friends. That was around the time I got into PC gaming, come to think of it, and I do really enjoy how MS has continually improved GP and Xbox integration on their biggest product. Honestly, I don't even know how Sony is making the numbers they are on PS anymore. Maybe I've just aged out of their primary product, but the games I'm interested in on PS are either retro or the handful of games that are available elsewhere but are either cheaper or just make more sense on a console. +--- 636229780 +>>636229647 +Where did you hear that? Biggest load of shit. Xbox wouldn't exist today if it wasn't for Halo, and Bungie and Halo are dead now. Xbox is on life support. +--- 636229790 +>>636229510 +You act like because MS is huge they will continue throwing money at an unprofitable division. They won't. Giant companies like MS and Alphabet are like markets unto themselves, with divisions competing with each other for investment resources. They will not keep throwing money down the drain after nearly a decade of decline. +--- 636229804 +>>636229505 +People really undersell the SeX solely because it lacks first party games BUT I have both and I can tell you that it has more QoL options despite the being marginally the same. +--- 636229817 +>>636229513 +>The consoles don't make a profit at sale +Stop lying tendie. All PS5 consoles are sold at profit since 2021. Their games that sell 10 million plus all make a profit. PS4 sold more software than the Switch +--- 636229840 +>>636229759 +The bonex was soul, they just couldn't shake that awful reveal and wasted too much time on kinect +--- 636229858 +>>636224810 +>Mattrick managed to lose them the most important generation for console gaming because it's going to impossible to tear Playstation users away from that ecosystem when that's all their digital games are achievements are at. +Sad how Xbox team gave us things like achievements, user profiles (which Nintendo still can't do), serious online gaming for consoles. I remember back in the day when VOIP was a big deal, non of my friends who had a PS3 could play talk to each other in CoD. Sony never saw any of these developments coming and all MS was able to accomplish was parity in the console market in only the US. +Mattrick was totally set up for success, but in the end he decided that the Wii motion controls were the future. Sony goes ahead and just makes an Xbox 360-2 and pursues an aggressive strategy of developing Japanese 3rd party exclusivity. "If we can just keep games of their console, we'll win in the end." And there you go. An entire generation of zoomers lost to Sony. +>>636225662 +See >>636225509 and >>636224810 +>>636226518 +Yeah, pretty much this. It was supposed to increase competition in the console space (which, unlike Cloud Gaming actually exists) forcing 3rd parties to stop making exclusivity deals. The Economist (a British publication) was pretty perplexed about the decision as well. The guys at Digital Foundry also brought it up last week expressing similar confusion about "Cloud Gaming" being the actual reason they blocked the deal. Block a deal because of a possibility that in the future, when CG might be big, that Xbox may have an unfair advantage. Okay, but that holds true for any gaming acquisition that MS makes from now on. +--- 636229876 +>>636229780 +There's no news for a new Halo in the foreseeable future. +--- 636229897 +>>636229683 +Their revenue from software sales have increased, not decreased. Units moved has declined, but almost entirely in 3rd party titles, and the rise in prices more than offset the loss. + +See here: >>636229367 +--- 636229914 +>>636229759 +Go back and watch those old videos with Bill Gates etc. It was always soulless. Bill saw an opportunity to make some money on video games and Halo elevated that confidence. Both are gone now. + +Bill is now retired and has turned to making deadly vaccines to depopulate the world. +--- 636229924 +>>636229804 +I feel that QoL isn't really a system seller anymore, though. People are all too willing to put up with shortcoming and foibles for first party software, after all. It's how Apple has maintained it's fairly strong position in the mobile hardware market despite various Android OEMs offering dramatically superior options. +--- 636229926 +>>636229790 +Whatever helps the cope +--- 636229969 +>>636220184 (OP) +I think they will exit hardware and go the way of sega. +They make decent games, just not enough truly stellar stuff to get the hardware moving. +Really I think the root cause was just how badly the xbone flopped. The kinect fiasco, always online shit, and terrible marketing permanently stained the brand's image. Not even good games can salvage that. +They also kinda fucked up this current gen by keeping the xbone alive for so long, as well as not just focusing on the sexbox. +The sesbox just can't compete against the PS5, and while the sexbox mogs it, every game released so far has been kneecapped so it also runs on the ses. +--- 636229997 +>>636229290 +>A lot of 360 owners just used the console for sports, so presenting the bone as a sports/tv machine made sense. + +It absolutely did not lol. This was well past the dawn of everybody making the shift to streaming services, cable TV already in its death throes and sports cucks who pay for Sunday ticket or whatever are already getting a box through their cable provider. It didn't make sense as a product at all +--- 636230026 +>>636229676 +It has quick resume over PS5. Everything else is verifiably false. +>>636229804 +Such as? +--- 636230049 +>>636229858 +That's why it's gonna get tossed on appeal +--- 636230085 +>>636229290 +I think Microsoft is simply too bloated and bureaucratic to fix anything. Short of a complete restructuring, they can't fix anything. +--- 636230153 +>>636230026 +I didn't know ps had play anywhere + +>>636230085 +They managed to beat Amazon at aws +--- 636230250 +>>636230153 +Remote Play +--- 636230352 +>>636229817 +>Tendie +Stopped reading there. If you can't argue without ad hominons, then you have no argument. +--- 636230376 +Jesus Christ now snoys and tendies will become insufferable +--- 636230389 +>>636230250 +Latency on remote play is crazy +--- 636230486 +What if after xbox ceases to be, governments start looking in to Sony's business practices? +--- 636230507 +>>636230376 +Xbutthurt +--- 636230519 +lmaothe people who use gamepass and play console goyslop will have forgotten this game ever existed in about a week and microsoft will continue making their lgbtq friendly cookie cutter slop for normies. only /v/ autists think this 8s the end of xbox +--- 636230542 +>>636230486 +>complete monopoly over home console market +Nothing personnel CMA +--- 636230553 +>>636230486 +They already are +--- 636230565 +>>636229858 +>Sad how Xbox team gave us things like achievements +Achievements are cancer +--- 636230641 +>>636230519 +Microsoft won't continue doing anything if it's not making them lots of money. Nobody gives a shit about Xbox. The only people who do play nothing but Fifa and CoD. +--- 636230646 +>>636230565 +muh cheevos! +--- 636230757 +>>636229804 +Software is equally as important as hardware. You can build a computer as strong as 500 4090s taped together and runs like a dream but it doesn't matter if it has no software. +--- 636230897 +>>636230352 +It sounds more like you have nothing as a rebuttal. Nintendo consoles have always been for manchildren anyway and they would be 3rd party by now if the Wii didn't happen. Technically they're already out of the console market since all you have now is a handheld pretending to be a console. And the reason why you're called a "tendie" is because your consoles have been for manchildren and children in general who would say things like "chickie tendies" instead of "chicken tenders" anyway. Nintendo isn't even in the same ballpark as PlayStation. +--- 636231017 +>>636220184 (OP) +I don't mind the current MS, they're better than sony. They're simply more useful to me as a pc user +--- 636231056 +>>636228221 +Why would he say that about Starfield? holy fuck it must be absolutely abysmal lmao +--- 636231157 +>>636220184 (OP) +It’s pretty crazy to me that phil said that releasing good games is just not enough to get people to buy their console. It seems incredibly out of touch if you have great games people are going to want to play them and if the only place they can play them in on your hardware then you will be selling the hardware. Also it’s absolutely ridiculous he expected redfall to review better. How in hell is broken ai that just stands there acceptable? It’s almost delusional to think people won’t rip that shit apart. People are sick of delays sick of broken games and sick empty promises and they are getting increasingly less tolerant of problems with development. +--- 636231163 +>>636222371 +>investing into a future where consoles are obsolete + +While I agree that in the far future this will be true, you're just seething over the fact that your favorite company is incapable of recovering itself like both Sony and Nintendo have. The truth is that they've been eager to leave the console business behind for a long time, and they likely will, to focus on services like Gamepass, even though I'm not sure that actually creates any proper revenue for them. The irony of this whole situation is that, while people may not remember, the whole conceit of the original Xbox was to take a PC and offer it as a home console to gamers, and would take a lot from the PC space, like the powerful and modular hardware, and, especially, the online play, which was the Xbox's winning card on the 7th gen. + +Thing of it is, PC gaming nowadays is in an entirely different position than it was back in the very early 00s. Given all the online resources and communities centered around building PCs and competitive gaming, most people who actually care to play these games will become enthusiasts, and will build their own; people who don't care too much, will play the on PlayStation. Point being, Xbox as a brand has no purpose nowadays, hardware isn't particularly unique, neither is its services nor its games (Hell, PS is no longer Japanese), and so they're no longer have anything to offer. I for one am glad since I think Microsoft has been a blight to gaming in general, but I'm also worried about (ironically) the monopoly that it will give Sony on home consoles. + +Anyhow, Phil is fucked and so is Xbox. +--- 636231186 +>>636223590 +Sony made more money after moving to Cali. Cope weeb +--- 636231293 +>>636220184 (OP) +I don't know where all this doomposting comes from, honestly. +>High on Life came recently, it was amazingly well received by the public +>Hi Fi Rush shadowdropped, incredible critical reception, public reception still yet to be seen +>Atomic Heart came out well +>Wo Long came out well +>Redfall was completely panned, as it has been since it was revealed on... E3 2021, I think? Everyone knew it was a terrible idea as soon as it was announced. +>E3 conference in a month, probable a lot of lies, like usual, but we might get some surprises and finally see if Starfield is shit or decent. + +All of this, day one on Gamepass, plus other games, some day one some not, like the Personas, Monster Hunter Rise, Last Case of Benedict Fox, Bannerlord... + +I mean, if you don't like Gamepass, yeah, you're screwed. But then, why did you buy an Xbox? +--- 636231326 +>>636225101 +>Sony going the way of SEGA +Nice cope, I thought this was a retard free thread? +--- 636231351 +Does anyone know what the handheld Phil had in the background was? +--- 636231379 +>>636220184 (OP) +>Redfall that will eventually be fixed by patches +>Forgot about the next elder-scrolls and star-field + +Maybe they shouldn’t push release dates. They could easily buy indie devs as well. + +Its simple pissstation cannot compete they are technologically imcompetent. In the future it won’t exist because cloud gaming is new tech and everyone else is incompetent. Once it’s out of beta and advertised xcloud will pull its own weight in stock percentile. +>But buy a hdd for your gaymes +Yea you can’t even fit a game in a cd anymore lol. Nintendo will survive because its a handheld. + +Everyone is forgetting how sony intentionally rigged the last of us part one for pc players. +>Haha microsoft losers maybe buy a ps5 next time + +Not to mention the only games played on ps5 is cod, nba, and fifa lmfao. + +Idk why retards shill ps5 when they get fucked over and over. +>Muh joycon drift +>Muh corporate scalping +>Yes fuck me more sony + +Playstation died on the ps4 despite having good consoles like the psp ps1&2 +--- 636231432 +>>636231351 +Switch with third party/custom joycons. +--- 636231448 +>>636230565 +Mostly I agree but they can nudge players into trying new things, going for more, seeing more content etc. I was a cheevo whore back in the day (and still have those moments from time to time) but I think its helped me appreciate games more. Especially with old games or ones that don't have achievements, I can still play and push myself to see and do more. +--- 636231562 +>>636230049 + +I hope common sense wins out and ABK goes through +--- 636231574 +>>636231432 +Its kinda weird to have a Nintendo product in the background tho no? +--- 636231595 +>>636230757 +Straight from Phil's mouth if you watched the interview. The Xbone generation buttfucked them big time because it was the start of the digital age where the generations were starting to overlap with one another tremendously, making the console share market as rigid as ever. The time of a console overtaking another with a Hail Mary hit game is long gone and was a product of a bygone era and Phil confessed to that. +--- 636231629 +>>636231293 +I haven't heard of any of those games, and I've been playing games for a long, long time. + +You're living in your own little world. Also bragging about Monster Hunter, a Capcom game, lol. Capcom has no place on Xbox. +--- 636231635 +>>636231574 +no more than an iphone +switch does not compete with ps5/series +--- 636231646 +>>636226757 +Nigger, it was BLOCKED. Why do you think their appeal will suddenly cause the new investigation to result in a different outcome? +--- 636231689 +>>636230389 +Not really. +--- 636231754 +>>636231379 +>why do people shill for shit when the product is subpar +IT'S THE BRAND, NIGGA +--- 636231794 +>>636231351 +>>636231574 + +Pretty sure that it's an Asus ROG Ally +--- 636231806 +>>636229320 +The problem with the gaming industry in general is it became to en vogue to work for which attracts the wrong types of workers that you don't want. The industry thrived when it was upfront that it was an industry that made you work stupid long hours, was very difficult, merciless. But.............. if you worked for a good studio you could make damn good money if a game was financially successful. +--- 636231853 +>>636231646 + +read up and see why. If all other regulators approve/change their minds, then the CMA looks irrational. Not to mention security concerns for UK if Microsoft wants to get revenge if whatever way they want +--- 636231862 +>>636230486 +Nothing Sony does is different than what other industry leaders were doing, dating back to Atari. +--- 636231868 +>>636231595 +>The time of a console overtaking another with a Hail Mary hit game is long gone and was a product of a bygone era and Phil confessed to that. +--- 636231913 +>>636230565 +I agree my friend, however my point was that achievements along with many other items, were OG Xbox team's ideas. Persistent profiles, Gamerscore, friends list, VOIP, Xbox Live Arcade (Super Meat Boy, Castle Crashers, Binding of Isaac, Bastion, Shovel Knight - all owe their success to XBLA). These social/connectivity features were all initiatives that were pushed by the Xbox developers. This was at a time when Sony's strategy was to focus on big expensive hardware (The Cell) to produce solely single player experiences that targeted the Japanese market first. This was a very arrogant time for Sony, and they didn't see the FPS, social/multiplayer, and Indy wave that was coming. +I was just making the point that it's a shame to see the house they built was abandoned by Mattrick and his team and adopted by the PlayStation developers. 1 fuck up and it's gone. +--- 636231953 +>>636231862 +well the industry was always corrupt and shit then +--- 636231976 +>>636230153 +I did not know what. +--- 636232072 +>>636231953 +So the industry has been corrupt since it's inception? What does that mean when both Nintendo and Microsoft are also equally guilty of doing the same things? Why crack down on it now? Because your favorite company can't get their shit together when Sony managed to come back after Microsoft was doing the same shit to them? Nintendo also salvaged themselves twice with the Wii and the Switch. +--- 636232104 +>>636231868 +Botw didn't save wii u neither helped the switch get away from its atrocious launch. kys tendie +--- 636232120 +>>636230542 +That would mean Nintendo has a complete monopoly over the portable console market +--- 636232157 +>>636231432 +>>636231574 +Because it's a ROG Ally, Phil talked about it in the interview. Seriously, fucking watch it. +--- 636232245 +>>636232120 +They do but only for "non-high end", hence Valve and now ASUS are going in into "handheld PCs", trying to get their foot in the door as early as possible +--- 636232287 +>>636230897 +I'm just not going to read something if you're just going to insult me. Cope and seethe. +--- 636232301 +>>636232245 +What happens with the Switch 2 comes out and they're back to being "high end"? +--- 636232303 +>>636232120 +They obviously do, are you stupid? +--- 636232345 +>>636231163 +Normal people don't give a shit about PC gaming you fucking retard. Nobody wants to sit at a desk with a mouse and keyboard and a shitty little monitor like they're working in an office to play games. They want to sit on the couch using a controller playing on their big TV. Nobody wants to troubleshoot bullshit issues for hours on end, they want to turn their console on and start playing. Normal people don't give a shit about mods, or piracy, or having 10 different launchers installed for all their games. +--- 636232387 +>>636231629 +You either don't play any new releases or you're a lying fuck. If you visited this board, most of those were talked about regularly. +--- 636232392 +>>636232301 +Switch was never a high end console, it's why they purposefully use below market specs and force their devs to make games out of it. +--- 636232394 +>Be playstation +>Scalp your own consoles +>Boost your own sales at the same time +>Wonder why your shares are bullish +Maybe they can still sell tv’s or something +--- 636232473 +>>636232301 +will never happen +if the six years of waiting for the switch pro haven't convinced you nothing will +--- 636232510 +>>636231293 +Phil actually talked about Hi-Fi and said that is was really surprising to him and Xbox that Age 2 has more players playing it BUT Hi-Fi is the one that's more critically acclaimed. +--- 636232541 +>>636232392 +Okay but the leaked Switch 2 specs put it around a PS4 Pro and the graphical leap this generation isn't exactly high so it will still be able to reach visual fidelity with most modern titles. + +>>636232473 +What fantasy world do you live in where Nintendo never releases another console? +--- 636232569 +>>636229421 +You’d take a dick in the ass too +--- 636232586 +>>636231293 +>High on Life came recently, it was amazingly well received by the public +>Wo Long came out well +Both of these are false. +--- 636232587 +>>636232387 +I do play new releases, just not the forgettable trash ones the West likes to put out. +--- 636232598 +>>636232303 +So you think governments might investigate Nintendo's business practices? +--- 636232725 +>>636232541 +>What fantasy world do you live in where Nintendo never releases another console? +it's not going to be "high end" +--- 636232772 +>>636232157 +I watched the entire interview when did he mention it? +--- 636232798 +>>636232541 +The world where they released the Switch after their last console flopped +--- 636232808 +>>636231595 +Did you reply to the wrong post? +--- 636232824 +>>636232772 +Near the end. +--- 636232874 +>>636230376 +Perfect time to kys then +--- 636232883 +>>636231646 +Because the UK government might start looking into the CMA. This isn't the first time they've pulled a stunt like this. +--- 636232913 +>>636232824 +When nigger? Do you have a timestamp how did I possibly miss that? +--- 636232915 +>>636231293 +>Redfall was completely panned, as it has been since it was revealed +This is some major historical revisionism +--- 636232917 +>>636232725 +All it needs is DLSS and it's able to run "high end" games unlike the current Switch. Look at how much mobile phones have advanced in the past few years, games like Honkai Star Rail are playable on both PS5 and mobile. + +The whole "high end" argument is completely retarded and falls apart the moment Nintendo releases a new console. +--- 636232996 +>>636230897 +I would argue that despite Nintendo lacking technical prowess, their output still makes them more valuable than Xbox +--- 636233058 +>>636232586 +The first one is the opposite of a lie, the second was well received as far as I know +>>636232587 +>Wo Long +>Persona +>MH Rise +>Western +Try harder +--- 636233082 +>>636231017 +You people are the reason Xbox is allowed to be shit. You put up with these bad decisions because you’re retarded. Why not ask better of MS? +--- 636233086 +>>636231379 +>muh patches +>power of the cloud will save Xbox! +lol +--- 636233095 +>>636232996 +Speaking of Nintendo, I'll never forgive Microshit for what they did to Rare. There's a timeline where Rare is still working with Nintendo and Microsoft never bought them. +--- 636233107 +>>636232917 +all true but this is nintendo we're talking about. not gonna slap another $10 on the bom. enjoy your rebranded 2019 samsung tablet +--- 636233128 +Xbox has a lot of problems and one of them is 343i crashing their flagship title, Halo. 343 is now basically defunct since they’ve fired basically everyone. It only took 10 years of continuous embarrassment and failure. +I’m not saying Halo alone could have saved Xbox, but Halo is what put Xbox on the map and it’s only regressed and degraded as a franchise in the last decade. The same could be said about their other exclusives +--- 636233145 +>>636233058 +>new releases +>persona 5 +ANON THAT GAME CAME OUT ON FUCKING PLAYSTATION 3 +--- 636233150 +>>636232915 +No it was fucking not. Everyone said "this looks generic", "why is Arkane doing this", "we don't want a Left 4 Dead clone by Arkane". If you are a newfag you can just admit it. +--- 636233176 +>>636233058 +I never mentioned Persona or Monster Hunter, only the trash you greentext'd. +--- 636233186 +>>636232394 +Nah, Sony tvs are awful compared to others. Samsung is the market lewder I think. +--- 636233197 +>>636233095 +Why do you keep drinking that fucking kool-aid. Rare dropping in quality turned out not to be MS's fault but Rare themselves. +--- 636233225 +>>636233095 +rare was never good +--- 636233257 +>>636231629 +>hasn’t heard of atomic heart and hi fi rush +Lol snoy sure +--- 636233309 +>>636233082 +Easier to shit on Sony and PC +--- 636233316 +>>636233145 +I was replying to this dense fuck, who said he didn't know any of those games. +--- 636233318 +>>636233197 +No, it was all Microshit's fault. +--- 636233330 +>>636232913 +Around 40:00 +--- 636233383 +>>636233186 +>market lewder +do what now? +--- 636233390 +>>636233316 +Yes, none of the games that you greentext'd. +--- 636233407 +>>636233058 +I remember Wo Long having awful issues on Steam when it released. Don't know if it ever got fixed nor do I really care, first impressions are all that matter in this market. +--- 636233432 +>>636233150 +That's not what happened at all. Nice damage control. +--- 636233449 +>>636233176 +Then you should have specified, because it looked you were talking about the entire post. Concession accepted then, but seriously, if you were on this board from January to March, it was impossible to not have seen a Atomic Heart thread with the titty robots or Hi Fi Rush thread (which I also forgot to mention, IS MADE BY A JAPANESE STUDIO TOO). +--- 636233464 +>>636233330 +I’m sorry for calling you a nigger anon I’m the nigger you are correct +--- 636233487 +OH MY GAWD I FUCKING LOVE 30 FPS GAMES WITH AIM ASSIST YESSS CONSOOOOOOM +--- 636233517 +>>636233095 +If you listened to the interviews Rare was always butting heads with Nintendo, they hated working under them but under Nintendo's whip hand they churned out greats then when their value was all but squeezed out of them with the talent wanting to jump shipped, they dropped them. +--- 636233530 +>>636233383 +*Leader. I'm using a decade old tablet, typing on this thing is hell. +--- 636233531 +>>636233432 +Dear Snoy, don't you have some Horizon DLC to play? +--- 636233573 +>>636233197 +>>636233225 +Odd how every studio that drops in quality after Microsoft buys them turns out not to be Microsoft's fault but the studio themselves. Or they were never good. +--- 636233610 +>>636233517 +Nintendo cracking the whip is what made them produce such greats. Dumb fucking Brits. +--- 636233636 +>>636220184 (OP) +I watched a few reviews +Most of them pointed out the way vehicles look like they are placed in a way that driving them seems to be a cut feature + +This reminded me of how halo started as an rts, but became an FPS solely because the devs had so much fun with the warthog. This is the oppisite case where it was so unenjoyable they removed the feature. +That's the difference of the way games were made and how they are made. +simple as. +--- 636233680 +>>636233531 +>immediately deflecting to Sony accusations +Nice damage control. +--- 636233709 +>>636233432 +Everyone knows you're lying. From the moment it was announced, everyone knew Redfall was going to be bad. We just couldn't know the extent of how bad it would be. +--- 636233739 +>>636224712 +Phil lies fucking non-stop and everything he says is a lie. He's been fucking horrible for Xbox. +--- 636233746 +>>636233309 +>chaotic evil +--- 636233828 +Not a tendie, not a Snoy, not a Bot. +I'm a steamie though. + +Microsoft has totally fucked Xbox up and Phil is a pathological liar. +--- 636233884 +Phil-sama...not like this. +--- 636233961 +>>636226617 +It's because it follows the Activision Blizzard CMA block so quickly. Either one happening would get public visibility for 1-2 weeks, but happening within a week of one another makes Xbox look incompetent +--- 636233968 +>>636232915 +Everyone thought Redfall was going to be the Elder Scrolls title. Second people found out that it wasn’t an ES game no one cared about it +--- 636233990 +>>636233186 +>samsung is the market lewder +yes +--- 636234128 +>>636225101 +>Valveshitter wants into consoles now. +lol +lmao +ROFL! +--- 636234130 +>>636233573 +rare didn't have very far to fall +--- 636234132 +>>636233531 +n get not liking the Horizon series for whatever reasons, whether they be legitimate or made up bullshit in your own head. +But in absolutely no way are they low quality compared to Xbox's own games. They're some of the most technically impressive and high quality games available on the market. +--- 636234174 +>>636220184 (OP) +He's gonna get fired. You can't shit up your brand like that and make it. +Saw a guy higher up at work get fired for far less. +--- 636234176 +>>636220184 (OP) +After what they've done to Halo, they deserve it. If they can't even properly take care of their own flagship IP, how do we expect them to make nay games of quality? They clearly don't give a shit, so why should we. diff --git a/v/636220202.txt b/v/636220202.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..36af42da18bdfb22e57c8725aafcac16e92dc634 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636220202.txt @@ -0,0 +1,109 @@ +----- +--- 636220202 +My HERO, Reimu Hakurei's new game DEMO, releases in TWO days. +--- 636220310 +She is not that curvy, meds now +--- 636220492 +Shrine maidens owe me sex +--- 636220875 +Your hero sure is grumpy. +--- 636221170 +>>636220310 +the curves are literally right in front of your eyes are you stupid +--- 636221308 +>>636220202 (OP) +Why the fuck is Marisa posting on /v/ at this hour? +--- 636221309 +>>636220202 (OP) +How does she do it? +--- 636221346 +>>636220875 +And racist...and alcoholic.... +--- 636221904 +>>636220202 (OP) +Leave Reimu to me. +--- 636222208 +>>636221346 +let no forget shes a shrine maiden that hears the gods. +--- 636222268 +>>636220202 (OP) +>two +ITS THE ON THE 7TH YOU FUCK SO ITS THREE DAYS +--- 636222419 +>>636221309 +two hoes.. +--- 636222447 +Who are you maining? +--- 636222770 +>>636222447 +Seiran because she saw the light +--- 636223018 +>>636222447 +Easy question. +--- 636223143 +>>636223018 +What animal is this +--- 636223295 +>>636223018 +What's her cup size? +--- 636223312 +>>636220202 (OP) +What's the normal demo-to-full-release timeline? This is the first 2hu game I've been there to watch the development timeline live. +--- 636223631 +>>636223143 +Bug +--- 636223754 +>>636222447 +Realistically probably Aunn because of how broken her curving lasers are bound to be. +I like all three of the animalhus in the demo "though" so I'll try to get the hang of them. Fingers still crossed for Orin and Ran. +>>636223312 +Full comes out in August IIRC. It's probably complete already and ZUN just wants to make some balance tweaks and fix bugs. +--- 636223782 +>>636223312 +Full game will be sold at summer Comiket in August. +--- 636224753 +>>636223754 +>>636223782 +Sweet +--- 636225345 +>>636220202 (OP) +I'm gonna release in HER NOW +--- 636225419 +Any new revelations since the last thread? +--- 636225448 +>>636224136 +these look like hickeys +--- 636225616 +>>636225448 +yes, that is what they are +--- 636226771 +don’t fuck reimu +--- 636227198 +I WILL fuck reimu +--- 636227231 +>>636226771 +why not? that's a shrine maidens job. +--- 636227754 +>>636226771 +No way fag, not my fault that's the only way she can get money for the shrine. +--- 636228364 +>>636226771 +Reimu is getting old and we need to secure the next generation shrine maiden soon™ +--- 636228691 +>>636228364 +>Reimu armpits +KongThaConquerer? +--- 636230590 +I don’t want to fuck reimu I want to fuck a nice yokai like nemuno +--- 636231880 +>>636230590 +My favorite yokai is Wakasagihime. +--- 636232219 +Glory to the ROC (Republic of China) +--- 636232328 +>>636232219 +What happened April 15,1989 +--- 636233138 +2hubros.... +--- 636233850 +its over diff --git a/v/636220501.txt b/v/636220501.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..950065bf1997f9482b286659b28e563ab1aa41a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636220501.txt @@ -0,0 +1,714 @@ +----- +--- 636220501 +>ruins your game +--- 636220629 +>puts a limiter on total bullshit +Based card. OP is queer, possibly fake. +--- 636220821 +>>636220501 (OP) +>posting the version from the excommunicated banned Artist +Bad OP. Post the Wizards approved version. +--- 636221037 +>>636220821 +no +--- 636221151 +>>636220501 (OP) +That's not Urza's Saga or an incarnation +--- 636221225 +>>636220821 +/v/ is terese nielsen territory +--- 636221534 +>>636220501 (OP) +Blue players are like snipers. Blue has an awnser to everything except for niche cases, ruins the fun of everyone else because they can't play the game and insist that their playstyle is balanced. +--- 636221667 +>>636221534 +Also like snipers, the only thing capable of countering Blue is Blue itself. +Seriously, why is Hexproof primary in Green, but fucking secondary in Blue? +--- 636221672 +>>636220501 (OP) +I found this card in a random pile of old cards I got for free +--- 636221803 +>>636221672 +It used to be worth a lot but its now banned (this version) cause the artist is a TERF, so its worth nothing now. +--- 636221932 +>>636221672 +They weren't rares. They were uncommons in the set. Their value comes primarily from how OP they are, not any scarcity +--- 636221972 +>>636220501 (OP) +Ruins? If not for this card Legacy would be nothing but win on turn one combo decks. +--- 636221994 +quick post your cardfu +--- 636222112 +>>636221803 +>Still caring about Pinkertons of the coast's rules at your kitchen table games +--- 636222149 +>>636221534 +Whining about blue is the easiest way to inform everyone in the room that you suck at Magic. +--- 636222192 +>>636221994 +this sounds terrible. Is it: +>preventing 1 point of damage +>preventing 1 instance of damage +Because that is a world of difference. +--- 636222421 +>>636222149 +--- 636222441 +>>636222192 +the first, and its not that bad as you could theoritically pay 2-4 life to safe a creature that would otherwise die which can be clutch. its cool for black/white combo because that combo has a lot of life gain anyways. +--- 636222443 +>>636221803 +Why would you lie on the internet? +--- 636222494 +>>636222192 +One point of damage, but it's repeatable. Hell if you wanted to, you could just instakill yourself. +--- 636222680 +>>636222192 +I run it with this +--- 636222712 +>>636220501 (OP) +Only fags cry about Counterspells. +--- 636223241 +>>636221667 +you would think hexproof would be more of a white thing because you know, protection. +--- 636223476 +>>636221994 +El Goblino +--- 636223720 +>Ruins you're format +--- 636223850 +>>636221994 +lol +--- 636223914 +>>636223720 +Yeah, the power creep of cards is getting bad again, almost as if they know MTG is about to fall apart so they make these broken cards that can do everything for two mana with 4 variations +--- 636223967 +>>636220501 (OP) +>Ruins you're format +--- 636224002 +>>636223720 +I think fury fucked modern harder than monke, but modern horizons in general was a mistake. +--- 636224070 +>>636221994 +my beloved +--- 636224139 +>>636223720 +Both Modern Masters sets just ruined modern completely and forever. I'm glad I cashed out +--- 636224413 +brainlets think FoW ruins the game. but it's the only thing holding together MTG from retarded solitare yugioh bullshit +--- 636224451 +So which formats you're playing fags? For me it's historic (modern in paper). +--- 636224467 +>>636221994 +--- 636224530 +>>636221994 +--- 636224562 +>>636221994 +CAN'T FOIST THE GOYF + +i miss him so much bros. just let him into pioneer +--- 636224683 +>>636220501 (OP) +>>636221037 +>>636221225 +The art used to be so good. +--- 636224957 +Is Arena any good? I used to play MTG back in the 90s, haven't touched it since. I refuse to spend a penny though, so it has to be good for cheapasses like me. +--- 636224984 +>>636224451 +i've been playing a ton of Pioneer and Legacy. + +Pioneer is actually in a solid state right now, Mono Green sucks, but outside of that deck everything else feels in a good place. + +Legacy has been even better since they finally banned EI. Delver is much less of a problem, but it has given rise to the absolute cancer that is Jeskai Undoing. i hate that deck so much, because it doesn't even do anything, just keeps spinning the wheels until the clock runs out. +--- 636225068 +>>636224957 +nah, it's shit. +--- 636225117 +>>636225068 +What's the best way to play then? +--- 636225223 +>>636224957 +Nah you'll have to learn the meta and slow grind for a top tier deck that'll rotate out a week after you finish it because F2p cheap ass. If you play Brawl its decent enough but thats basically commander lite +--- 636225284 +>>636224467 +>That name +>That mana type +>That flavor text +>The type of people doing the looting +--- 636225415 +>>636225223 +Bummer. One of my buddies still has his cards from 25 years ago, prob 1k+. Maybe I'll see if he wants to play IRL again. +--- 636225471 +>>636224957 +Arena is probably one of the worst card game programs that exists in terms of functionality. +However if you just want to play magic and don't want to spend money, it'll let you do that but you will eventually get matched against hyper tuned metadecks while you're still rocking 24 basic lands even in the casual que. +Free 2 play grinding can eventually get you to a good deck, but it won't let you experiment much per season. +If you do try it out and happen to be good at the game, drafting can get you a lot of free stuff. +Otherwise the grind is extremely painful. I wouldn't recommend it. +--- 636225508 +>>636225117 +pay money on MTGO and deal with the 1995 interface +--- 636225597 +>>636220501 (OP) +Get your ponzi scheme/political indoctrination tool that pretends to be a table top game back to /lgbt/ +--- 636225819 +>>636221994 +--- 636225824 +>>636225597 +This has gotten so fucking bad I don't know if this is real or fake +--- 636225894 +>war with phyrexia took several blocks and expansions +>war with nuphyrexia was MCU tier shit +MTG didn't have the best writing, but damn final battle with Lesh Norn sucked dicks bad. +--- 636226042 +>>636225824 +real +--- 636226072 +>>636225824 + +It's real. + +Vidya related, theyre making Final fantasy and assassin's Creed cards for next year. +--- 636226081 +>>636225894 +--- 636226186 +>>636225824 +It is real +https://www.thegamer.com/mtg-magic-the-gathering-pride-secret-lair/ +--- 636226192 +>>636226081 +>letting a white woman lead +AHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP +--- 636226238 +>>636224530 +>Not blightsteel +ngmi +--- 636226441 +>>636221994 +--- 636226562 +>>636225597 +Why even be offended by this? +--- 636226686 +>>636225597 +Pretty much all of that is decent. The only ones I'd say have shit art are Heartbeat and Bearscape. I really like the Mana Confluence and Sol Ring. +--- 636226698 +>>636226326 +Corpos have learned that if you pander to troons and muh diversity then at least a quarter of those troons would defend all the dumb shit you do with the force of a hundred people. Then you have people who are going to continue to buy those products anyway because of a crippling addiction and sunk cost because they associate good times with the product and not the memory then eventually that is normalized and people who once hated the thing now accept it. You add those together with fuck you money and you have corpos who feel that they could and often can get away with anything. +--- 636226758 +>>636226326 +Wotc's current leadership comes from Microsoft and Amazon. +They have no fucking clue what they're doing with regards to tabletop games and don't seem to want to learn. +Expect things to get way worse before they get better. +--- 636226775 +>>636226698 +>IT'S DA GAYZ! THAT IZ WHY MAGIC SUCKS! +>HASBRO'S CEO WANTED TO DOUBLE PROFITS BECAUSE OF THE GLOBOHOMOLARRYFINKERTONS! +Please just end your life. +--- 636226790 +>>636226562 +Even if you are a turbo cocksucker you have to agree the bearscape card is fucking disgusting and out of place. +>Can't have sexy ladies but you can have gay guys bathing in ponds +--- 636226849 +>>636226686 +Bearscape gets points for being so ridiculous that you'd never believe it's real until. +--- 636226850 +>>636226698 +>that poor child off to the left +Why are the gays like this? +--- 636226868 +>>636226790 +It's a shitty card but why be offended outside of being a screeching outrage monkey? You are unlikely to ever see it because no one runs fucking Bearscape +--- 636226883 +>>636224957 +The free-to-play grind for resources is pretty intense, but if you're good at drafting it's possible to go infinite. Everything about the in-game economy is designed to suck away resources whether it's the limited payout on events or the difficulty getting wildcards to craft decks. Once you have a deck you like, you can play as much as you want for free which is pretty damn nice, but the ramp-up is a kick in the dick. They really don't make it easy to exist in their ecosystem for free. + +After several years and buying $100 in gems once or twice in lieu of buying a booster box to draft with, I'm to the point I can craft whatever deck I want, but standard is a joke, explorer is close enough to have pioneer to have problems but not close enough to have solutions, and Historic is dead from online-only cards with batshit mechanics. +--- 636226884 +>>636226562 +Why include it at all instead of something good? +--- 636226905 +>>636226775 +whatever you said, yes. +--- 636226910 +>>636226326 +Well let’s see. +>Hired the Pinkertons to mug one guy out of a package WOTC messed up and sent in his direction +>WOTC found stealing art from Furaffinity.net +>All WOTC judges are convicted pedophiles with criminal record +>The 1000 USD proxy pack killed stone dead the image MTG had and the card prices collapsed as if they were beanie babies +>Hasbro is losing money to the point were wall street had to take action about it +>some cards like Beascape are so bad that Konami made muck ups for YGO +>1 out of 2 MTG cards ends in a landfill these days +>Race swapped black Aragorn made to please the people whose fiction is all about killing the races of evil +And that’s from the top of my head +--- 636226954 +>>636226884 +Because secret lair never does that +--- 636226986 +>>636226868 +>being this willfully ignorant of the situation +--- 636227046 +>>636226986 +Do you have any actual arguments here or just NPC shit? +--- 636227097 +>>636226790 +>>Can't have sexy ladies but you can have gay guys bathing in ponds + You could but you would have to leave the bad card game behind to play the good one +--- 636227168 +>>636227097 +Likely censored in the TCG and you are not allowed to mix the Japanese and American cards +--- 636227174 +>>636221037 +Tough lady, but easy to put away. +--- 636227241 +>>636227046 +I don't know, do you? +--- 636227243 +>>636224562 +I knew shit was bad when I started hearing "goyf is too slow". +--- 636227263 +>>636224957 +If you're just looking to get back into Magic it's perfect, honestly. They took all of the streamlined gameplay of Hearthstone and fine-tuned it for MTG. + +The other anons are right about the grind being pretty intense if you're not gonna spend any money, but I've dropped very little on it and enjoyed myself quite a bit. They drop new sets so goddamn often though that keeping up takes a lot of effort. I played it religiously for about a year but ended up getting burned out. Definitely fun while it lasted. +--- 636227279 +>>636221994 +Book Burning, man i love that card. +--- 636227379 +>>636227241 +My shit is opinion and I am asking a question. You're spazzing and avatar fagging because someone doesn't agree with you. No more replies for you my trolling friend +--- 636227424 +>>636227379 +If you are going to act like this I am going to be the bigger man and hang up first. +--- 636227520 +>>636221667 +not like the color pie even exists anymore anyways +--- 636227535 +>>636222680 +Danger deck, sit at 1 life and wait. +--- 636227804 +>>636226775 +>take cool fantasy setting that used to have incredibly drawn artwork +>replace it with digitally painted LGBTQ eye rape that lacks any artistic integrity + +Could you suck WotC's cock any harder? +--- 636227818 +>>636226910 +>>The 1000 USD proxy pack killed stone dead the image MTG had and the card prices collapsed as if they were beanie babies +>30th anniversary of the game +>lol we're celebrating by selling you a 1,000 dollar box of cardboard +This right here is the biggest fucking issue with this game. It's the blatant whale hunting with their products. I already found MTG too expensive of a hobby to enjoy ten years ago, but now you not only have to contend with 'investors' speculating on cards like they're cryptocurrency, even the fucking official content is insanely expensive. +--- 636227956 +>>636227818 +They wouldn't have done that if not for the gays and woke mob +--- 636228039 +>>636223720 +realistically how do you deal with this if they had first turn +--- 636228419 +>>636224562 +I remember that set, stopped playing because that change to the symbol position and shit pissed me off. +--- 636228510 +>>636226910 +That whole pinkerton thing seemed extremely dumb. + +>sending what are effectively just security guards to someone's private property +The guy would have been justified shooting them and not asking questions. No clue why you'd send them to anyone in the US. Basically there was a 50/50 chance we'd have gotten the headline "SEVERAL GUNNED DOWN BY SUSPECT WITH AR-15 AFTER PRIVATE SECURITY SENT BY HASBRO APPROACHED THEIR HOME" +--- 636228595 +>>636221994 +Phantasmal Image copying Lord of the Unreal +--- 636228605 +>>636220821 +>>636221037 +>>636221225 +Imagine firing was of your best long term artists over twitter B.S. Then going the extra Stalin mile to unperson her. But at least they made 20 loud troons on twitter happy. Shit like this makes me wish i never got so invested in this game. +--- 636228626 +>>636228039 +Lightning bolt? +--- 636228716 +>>636228039 +Having any removal whatsoever. +--- 636228813 +>>636221994 +playing this card with tempered steel back in the day made for some pretty fun plays +--- 636228953 +>>636223241 +why would white have things? whites thing is playing a 4 mana 2/3 with first strike and hoping the opponent accidentally sets their life total to 0 fetching untapped shocklands. +--- 636228956 +>>636226910 +Like half of those aren't real controversies +--- 636228996 +>>636228605 +Isn't she a lesbian? +--- 636229047 +>>636228996 +yes, but trannies are higher on the oppression totem pole than lesbians +--- 636229137 +I would never play this pozzed game again, but out of curiosity did they ever make a Miku card? I remember seeing her advertised for one of the sets +--- 636229154 +>>636228956 +Lol care to elaborate on that? +--- 636229170 +>>636226850 +>Outing yourself like that. + +What the hell was she thinking with that post? +--- 636229269 +>>636229154 +>Bearscape +No one is going crazy over this. It was a year ago. There was no controversy. Also lol at Konami trying to take the piss. Every fucking yugioh card is censored. Can't even have fucking demons because christfags might explode. + +>Stealing from furaffinity +Not once seen a thing about this anywhere in the MTG community +>All WOTC judges are pedos +This is just ad hom +>le Aragorn +No one cares +--- 636229294 +>>636228956 +Explain further +--- 636229369 +>>636229294 +>>636229269 +If you can find me evidence of massive outrage over any of these, feel free +--- 636229575 +>>636224957 +No it's fucking garbage. The shuffling and matching are crap. +--- 636229620 +>>636221534 +Blue being snipers is a good comparison since once you get close enough to them they shit themselves and die. They only have so much mana, if you're more efficient than they are you'll run them over +--- 636229740 +>>636222680 +I used to hate Death's Shadow when it was the deck to beat but these days I really miss it +--- 636229829 +>>636222149 +The problem with U isn't that it's OP (it sometimes is, but that's every color), it's that it's the Counter color and Counter should've been excised from the game long ago. Making a game mechanic based around making other players unable to play is never a good design choice. See also: Esper Control, Murder Tribal, Board Wipe Tribal, any deck that uses Teferi. +--- 636229934 +>>636229620 +>if you beat blue on mana efficiency +hello retard, carefully examine the image in the OP. +--- 636230006 +>>636221994 +only fun times have been had with this card +--- 636230118 +>>636221534 +RDW kicks blue's ass as long as they start low. +--- 636230202 +>>636221994 +Haven't played magic in years, but EDH deckbuilding was a blast. my favorite deck I made was a Draw deck with Lab maniac as a win condition and Fat kami as commander. It had a surprisingly decent win rate, but that is perhaps because people wanted to protect the card engine and didn't expect all the dumb shit it pulled. a buddy of mine made a way better version of the deck. +I heard Lab Maniac went on to be some meta deck a year, or so ago so it's nice to know he lives on. +--- 636230213 +>>636229740 +It turns out that a 1 mana 12/12 that required setup and risk/reward wasn't the end of the world compared to the horseshit we had in store for us. +--- 636230367 +>>636230006 +>>636230202 +kamimind +--- 636230381 +>>636230006 +>>636230202 +OG Kamigawa block has some of the greatest art for me, also. Just look at that fat, smug motherfucker. +--- 636230443 +>>636229829 +Permission spells aren't the issue, they're reactive, conditional, and don't line up well against on-board threats. It's the fact that the control color that wants to go one-for-one with counterspells is also the color that gets card draw to refill after exchanging card for card over and over. +--- 636230601 +>>636227818 +They have to whale hunt because Magic cannot for the life of it retain new players +--- 636230810 +>>636229934 +If an opponent FoWs one of your low cost threats you're winning, retard. They're putting themselves down 2 cards just to answer your Thalia or whatever +--- 636230853 +>>636222680 +So would it gain stats if you had a prevents loss card, and went into negative HP? I forget how MTG mechanics work. +--- 636230958 +>>636230601 +>new players +Do zoomers even enjoy table top games anymore? Honestly when I think about going to play MTG drafts at a card shop anymore I remember that I could just play Arena and forget about it. +--- 636231015 +>>636230853 +Yeah but the amount of setup that requires isn't worth it. Better to bang out a 1 mana 5/5 with protection up than try to make a 30/30 or something +--- 636231028 +>>636230443 +You're right, but I'd rather Counter get dumpstered and let U be the card draw color than vice versa. Even in games where U control gets BTFO (generally because they didn't draw their draw cards) it's not fun to play against them. It's just 5 turns of "here's a card for you to counter" and then they scoop/you attack face 3 times. The only interesting U Control matches are against U Control. +--- 636231109 +>>636231015 +True. I was just curious as finding asinine combos and building/trying to win with them was half the fun back when I played MTG. +--- 636231164 +>>636230958 +Zoomers love DnD but I don't think they really touch card games anymore, especially not stupid expensive ones with shit online playability like Magic +--- 636231179 +>>636220501 (OP) +>his spells can be countered +>playing anything other than green or red/green dino tribal +Fags all of you +--- 636231289 +>>636230958 +As far as i know TTRPGs like DnD are rising in popularity, but things like MTG/Warhammer have an issue with the price of getting into them. +--- 636231297 +>>636231028 +I agree that it's frustrating and that stack interaction shouldn't be solely the domain of a single color. But permission spells are extremely important, because they keep hyperlinear combo strategies in check. If a combo deck knew for a fact that their opponent could never stop them, they could be even more focused with less redundancy. Yu-Gi-Oh has a lot of this issue because they don't have mana as a resource system to keep their turns in check. + +I think the better solution is to give white taxing counterspells and red tempo-based counters like remand or delay, so that it's not just blue who can stop a spell before it resolves. If they really want to get nutty let green occasionally stop a spell that targets a creature if the CMC of the spell is less than the creature's power or something. Anything to end blue's monopoly. +--- 636231314 +>>636230810 +>FoW thalia +>also 2 mana draw 2 +wow its like youre still even on resources except they have a reactive gameplan better card selection and, most critically, arent running 2 mana 2/1s in their deck +--- 636231492 +>super ruins your game +--- 636231526 +>>636228039 +>unsummon/counterspell +>direct damage/death +>pacifism +>exile +Take your pick +--- 636231559 +>>636221994 +I love him so much +--- 636231578 +>>636231314 +>He thinks Thalia is bad +Ok my bad, I should have known I was talking to an idiot +--- 636231601 +>>636231492 +>woooooooow +>one damage...? to ANY target??? +--- 636231681 +>>636221667 +Because blue gets everything but removal, except when it gets that too. +--- 636231760 +>>636231601 +It's the land thing that breaks it actually +--- 636231768 +>>636228039 +--- 636231791 +>and then it imploded +bravo writing WOTC +--- 636231832 +>>636231760 +you're not gonna get lands in your graveyard unless you get milled +--- 636231859 +>>636231832 +Kek. Good one +--- 636231884 +>>636231601 +retard +--- 636231915 +>>636231832 +lmao cute post +--- 636231936 +>>636224957 +Just play on TTS +--- 636231940 +>>636221667 +Hexproof shouldn't be a thing at all. Shroud was fine but cucks hated the fact that a completely immune creature had a downside to it. +--- 636231952 +>>636231832 +cmon man... +--- 636231969 +*takes a shit on your favorite formats* +--- 636231985 +>>636231578 +thalia is a terrible card and theres a reason why every deck that plays it is solidly tier 3.5 behind every other form of chalice deck that exists. The entire idea, at a base value, of "it isnt symmetrical if I only run the worst cards in MTG history (creatures in white)" is a lark. literally every imagined scenario in which you pretend thalia is good, would either be better if she were a 1-drop veteran soldier, or better if she were a vanilla 2/3. +--- 636232063 +>>636228039 +Have a 1 mana hard removal spell or lose. +Actually still lose because they top decked another one and dashed it so now they are even further ahead on mana. +--- 636232116 +>>636231985 +Nice bait, friend +--- 636232132 +>>636220501 (OP) +>2 cards in hand +>still counter the spell +--- 636232181 +>>636221994 +Your cardfu is my cardfu. Seriously i don't build decks i can't cram copious amounts of clones into. +--- 636232194 +>>636231985 +Thalia's a great card but she needs to be built around. Formats where wasteland and port are legal, where decks normally trim as many lands as possible for efficient 1 cmc cantrips are where she shines the most. +--- 636232203 +>>636231969 +>Make new format +>"But how do we get people tos top playing old format?" +>"Oh, lets just power creep it to the point nobody even enjoys playing it anymore" +Its all part of the plan, commander will have a "pioneer commander" mode soon as well. +--- 636232227 +>>636224683 +each artist with its own style = SOVL +--- 636232264 +>>636222421 +Why yes, i do run Bait in my deck. +--- 636232410 +>>636221994 +This was the first magic card I ever saw and it left an impression on me, thus it's my favourite +--- 636232429 +>>636225819 +I used to love this guy just for his crazy type line, back when "Artifact Creature - Wizard Legend" seemed like a lot of words for a type line. Back then i never imagined how bad it would get. +--- 636232439 +>>636232194 +Give it to me honestly. I know your thalia deck in your wasteland/port format finally cut mangara, but is it still running flickerwisp? +--- 636232491 +>>636232410 +Cycling is a cool mechanic. I like the cycle lands in gitrog.dek. +--- 636232550 +>>636221994 +Love me Voltron. +--- 636232665 +>>636232439 +flickerwisp enables so many shenanigans i doubt it'll ever get cut unless wotc prints a super flickerwisp in mh3 or something. +being able to reset batterskull/kaldra or put your opponent down a land by vialing it in on your endstep, or putting yourself up on mana by flickering your tapped port so you can port on their turn can be seriously backbreaking. +--- 636232778 +>>636221994 +end of evolution +--- 636232830 +>>636231681 +Bluechads just can't stop winning +--- 636232862 +>>636231297 +White really should have counterspells, even if they're just copies of blue ones at +1 mana like lapse of certainty. It's retarded they haven't printed more, especially the Counter spell unless it's controller pays X variety. +Red has redirects so they're honestly fine, half the time those are just as good as counters if not better. +Green already has a lot of "can't be countered" stuff, i think they're fine being the "bad at stack interaction" color. +Not sure how Black should interact with the stack though, Black already gets too much stuff so i'm reluctant to suggest they get anything more. +--- 636232898 +>>636232410 +i like this version in explorer ramp +--- 636232946 +>>636232862 +Yeah if green gets counters it should be things that keep your own spells from being countered. Veil of summer is too good but is roughly the right idea. I think green and black should be the worst at stack interaction though. +--- 636232976 +>>636221994 +burn chads coming through +--- 636233000 +>>636221994 +10/10 flavor and the card was also pretty competitive when it was in play. +--- 636233017 +>>636221994 +she's so beautiful +--- 636233023 +>>636229269 +>Every fucking yugioh card is censored +We have mesugaki hitler and her faction of anti furry/ancap/commie witches. Does that sound like something tranny the pandering would allow? +--- 636233045 +>>636231681 +God i love curse of the swine, especially if you cast it with Hinata out +--- 636233115 +>>636232181 +Nothing personnel +--- 636233131 +>>636233023 +>mesugaki hitler +okay i'm curious, card name? +--- 636233147 +>>636232665 +>POTENTIAL for SHENANIGANS that can be SERIOUSLY BACKBREAKING +You even sound like a fucking off-meta deck. At least try to pretend like your turn 3/4 play is a dominant game winning threat. Have you tried running, like, I dont know, murktide regent? +--- 636233156 +>>636220501 (OP) +What is the yugioh equivalent of this? +--- 636233234 +>>636221994 +Fuck solitaire turns +--- 636233235 +>>636233115 +Huh, wasn't aware they made a 1 mana version of this effect. +--- 636233242 +>>636233147 +flickerwisp poops on murktide though. it turns it right back into a 3/3. dnt has bad matchups, but delver is not one of them lol. +--- 636233252 +>>636221994 +>Target some combo fag's commander +>Watch them realize that it's gone forever +>bask in salty tears +--- 636233315 +>>636233234 +>Liesa +that's cute, but if you really want stormies to cry you drop the big guy. +--- 636233357 +>>636232946 +>>636232862 +My idea of black stack interaction wouldn't be counters, but more like tacking on a curse to a spell when it resolves. +Like you don't counter somebodies 4 drop, but instead it gains extra text that says "when this spell resolves, its caster loses life equal to its mana cost" or similar sort of gotchas. +--- 636233421 +>>636233357 +So something like "Counter target spell unless it's controller sacrifices a creature"? +--- 636233463 +>>636222192 +I think this is a little better than you're giving it credit for. You'll use it to help your creatures "win" combat or survive damaging spells. As a result, you're not really paying life to prevent damage, you're paying life to win cards. + +In practice, unless your opponent(s?) are particularly careless, they just won't waste their cards like that. If you control a 3/3, your opponent wont attack with their 3/3, because they know you'll just block and activate to win the combat. That sort of "threat of activation" impact is still useful though. + +That all being said, this isn't exactly a tournament card. It's just a playable "cardfu" kind of thing casual players might enjoy without embarrassing themselves. +--- 636233494 +>>636221994 +This motherfucker is scarier in the command zone than on the field. +--- 636233508 +>>636223914 +don't worry investors, there's a cinematic extended universe in the works!!! +--- 636233515 +>>636233242 +>flickerwisp poops on murktide though. it turns it right back into [a better card than fliskerwisp] + +The fact that you are proud of the fact that one of flickerwisp's abilities is for it to spend 3 mana of tempo to only go slightly down on value says it all. +--- 636233591 +>>636229269 +Holly deflects bubbleman! +>>le Aragorn +>No one cares +>Every fucking yugioh card is censored. +Explain Silver Lady, Skull Servant and Madame Verre +It came just in time to add more fuel to the fire that rings of power started +>Not once seen a thing about this anywhere in the MTG community +Because you fuckers took it as a good thing +>This is just ad hom +It was the entire organization from beyond locals and it made the news + +Get your ass out of here, nobody plays any MTG related videogame anyways +--- 636233632 +>>636233156 +It's basically the same thing as a handtrap, except you pay a cost. +In either case, you primarily send them to prevent your opponents from getting a busted turn 1. +--- 636233723 +>>636233131 +Madame Verre +--- 636233730 +>>636233421 +No, no countering. The spell resolves every time, but it resolves with an added negative effect that hurts the caster. +"Enchant spell. Enchanted spell gains: when this card resolves, its owner loses life equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it". +--- 636233824 +>>636233494 +I'm assuming you pair this with blink shenanigans to ensure him leaving is never an issue? +--- 636233829 +>>636220629 +>Tell us that you play Blue Decks without telling us that you play Blue Decks. +--- 636233851 +>>636232550 +i built this shit kinda rough with whatever was laying around, it works, kinda +what are your secrets? i put in every "put on top of owner's library" card i had +have to starve mtg so it crashes +--- 636233910 +>>636226698 +I thought it was that ESG investment stuff +--- 636233954 +>sucks the fun right out of the room +well, anon? what are you putting into play? +--- 636233996 +>>636233730 +I feel like that one in particular leads to a lot of non-games where you're giving black the equivalent of a three mana deal 6. That's way too aggressive. I think tacking on additional costs of permanents, life, or just not giving them counters at all makes more sense. +--- 636234025 +>>636233851 +Was never actually great at deck building. I just liked slapping whatever equipment I had on him and swinging for the fences. Swords of X and Y were the obvious choices and couple with the usual control found in UW. +--- 636234029 +>>636233824 +Yes, that and sac outlets. To kill enemies I don't like and of course to put Silumgar back on the starting line. +--- 636234085 +>>636234025 +I put all my swords in a different deck, dipshit azorius man just gets the double-strike equipment +--- 636234092 +>>636233954 +basic land because i got mana flooded +--- 636234113 +>>636226775 +>hasbro are using the overdefensive nature of gays as a shield for their antisocial corporate behavior +>WE ARENT DEFENSIVE WE ARENT USING CRUISE CONTROL WE ARENT LASHING OUT PLEASE DIE +yes thank you for proving his point diff --git a/v/636220784.txt b/v/636220784.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dd5c9ffdfb506fa2c19308b82223cea24e9edd1a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636220784.txt @@ -0,0 +1,481 @@ +----- +--- 636220784 +What if your waifu was real? +--- 636220887 +>>636220784 (OP) +>has an onlyfans +why do women do this? +--- 636220932 +she wouldn't talk to you +--- 636220956 +>>636220887 +Bullshit +--- 636220981 +>>636220887 +>women +Who's gonna tel him? +--- 636221061 +>>636220932 +I'm fairly attractive. She's probably below my league. +--- 636221130 +>>636220784 (OP) +>no freckles +Inferior +--- 636221179 +>>636220887 +Money. +If you could make a few hundred dollars extra a month just for masturbating on camera, would you not? +And that's on the low side, there's a good number of people that make far far far more due to their buy-to-view additional content. I asked a girl I knew who had one how much she made, she said with about 150 monthly subscribers, putting out 4 videos a month, and about 200 pictures, she made about $800 after onlyfans' cut, and then pay per view through cashapp, or paypal (or onlyfans but they took more money) she'd make about $2000, because she put the actual sex stuff behind the paywall. +It's nutty that people pay into it, but they do, and it's very lucrative. +--- 636221194 +>>636221130 +cute +--- 636221290 +>>636221061 +Dude, you are infatuated with a fictional character, that's already a red flag. You are probably a weirdo. +--- 636221393 +>>636220784 (OP) +This is a male right? +--- 636221445 +>>636221290 +Yes but I'm tall and handsome. +--- 636221620 +I love Reisen! +--- 636221674 +and I love Ellie +--- 636221784 +>>636220784 (OP) +is that female mentally retarded or something? +--- 636221919 +>>636221784 +and? +--- 636222018 +>get Last of Us bundled with a PS4 +>get around to playing it +>up to the Pittsburgh chapter +>don't really like it +should i continue or drop it? +--- 636222041 +I love Ellie so much bros +--- 636222584 +This is my wife Ellie after we had an argument. +--- 636222707 +>>636220784 (OP) +Gayyyyy +--- 636222723 +This is her after I showed her my erection while we are out scavenging for supplies +--- 636222870 +>>636221130 +Super cute +--- 636222880 +>>636222584 +Jesus she likes to hurt self? +--- 636222940 +This is my wife Ellie while I'm explaining to her that she shouldn't shave her armpits and pubes anymore. +--- 636223052 +>>636220887 +Damn, those are some sad tits +--- 636223076 +This is her after she had to kill me because I was infected +--- 636223105 +Did Ellie get any nude mods in the PC version yet? +--- 636223108 +>>636221784 +>female +>retarded +Yes. +--- 636223269 +>>636220784 (OP) +Better waifu than Ellie +--- 636223345 +>>636221179 +>If you could make a few hundred dollars extra a month just for masturbating on camera, would you not? +No, I absolutely would not. My body and my innocence are something sacred, only to be shared with the one I love, and you're an immoral degenerate if you think otherwise. +--- 636223408 +>>636223269 +Is that reaction real? I bet she will think twice about being in videogames in the future. +--- 636223506 +>>636223345 +you have my deepest respect +--- 636223643 +>>636223408 +literally who +--- 636223664 +>>636223345 +gay lol +--- 636223669 +>>636223408 +Yeah, she played the game on twitch. +--- 636223771 +>>636223643 +The model for Abby, she was actually just a random animator from Naughty Dogs, not a professional VA or model. +--- 636223780 +This is my wife Ellie walking through our house. +--- 636223797 +>>636221393 +look at how hard it's pretending to look like a cute innocent female and clearly failing. if your uncanny valley response ever goes off, its a safe bet that you should trust it. +--- 636223904 +POST.MORE.ELLIE +--- 636223949 +>>636223105 +Eh +--- 636223957 +>>636223904 +>Ellie +--- 636223998 +>>636223771 +well that makes sense, now i can see why abby looks the way she does +--- 636224134 +>>636223904 +here you go bro +--- 636224229 +This is my wife Ellie after I told her that I don't love her anymore +--- 636224343 +>>636223797 +>>636221393 +meds +--- 636224360 +>>636224229 +look at that disgusting dyke, she looks just as putrid as ellen degenerate +--- 636224389 +>>636224134 +Is that a giant fetus? +--- 636224538 +>>636224343 +have fun having sex with women (male) +--- 636224546 +>>636220784 (OP) +ELLIE SEXO +--- 636224558 +>>636224360 +This is my ex-wife Ellie after she shot your sorry ass +--- 636224563 +>>636220956 +--- 636224565 +>>636223957 +>abbyschizo +>>636224134 +go back re/tv/itor +--- 636224604 +>>636224134 +--- 636224650 +>>636223797 +>>636224343 +Answer the question. +--- 636224673 +>>636221130 +Damn, she is sex. +--- 636224806 +>>636224538 +bro she literally has nudes online you retard +--- 636224837 +>>636224134 +Why? +--- 636224864 +>>636224565 +>abbyschizo +Who's better, a philosemitic dyke who renounces her adoptive father or the aryan tomboy who avenges her father? +--- 636224907 +>>636220784 (OP) +>>636224563 +>still hasn’t posted the blowjob video she teased months ago +--- 636224915 +>>636221130 +looks like a little boy +--- 636224926 +>>636224806 +You're talking to a troon trying to mindfuck people into questioning the gender of women. Ignore it +--- 636224967 +>>636220887 +>he doesn't have that one big sister that takes care of the whole family with her onlyfans +--- 636225062 +>>636221179 +>tfw met a girl on tinder +>get to talking, surprisingly manage to have some indepth convos eventually +>dropped off because I was in one of my depressive moods and just stopped responding eventually +>came back about a month or two later to try to catch up +>she has a "premium snapchat" now +>has a 10/10 body and teases with it to goad others to buy, but apparently she barely gets buyers +>tfw recently saw her post "menu half off this weekend" +>tfw this near 10/10 girl somehow can't get degens to buy her 3 dollar shit +Women are stupid, don't ever forget it fellas. +--- 636225067 +Ellie is pure. +--- 636225207 +>>636223345 +If you actually dont masturbate based. If you touch yourself on the daily youre a larping faggot +--- 636225245 +>>636220981 +She's actually cute when she's not cosplaying a crypto-tranny like in OP. Shit content though, not even worth pirating. +--- 636225301 +This is my wife Ellie etc etc +--- 636225315 +>>636223052 +Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra. +--- 636225431 +>>636224806 +what ever copium you need to huff, chud lmao +--- 636225434 +>>636225301 +do guns actually do that +--- 636225505 +>>636220887 +she looks mid in real life +--- 636225587 +>>636225434 +fire bullets? yeah they've been known to +--- 636225594 +>>636225315 +jej +--- 636225641 +>>636225431 +41% +--- 636225646 +>>636224864 +for me is the aryan tomboy philosemitic dyke who renounces and avenges her father +--- 636225780 +>>636220784 (OP) +bazed liiias enjoyer +--- 636225818 +>>636223052 +Meh, when you said sad I thought they were saggy and ugly. Turns out they're just small and cute +--- 636225862 +>>636223052 +>>636225315 +>>636225594 +They are just small, they look fine you virgins. +https://files.catbox.moe/rnrql7.jpg +--- 636226023 +>>636225067 +>Ellie is pure +Anon I.... +--- 636226079 +>>636224134 +What fucking species is that? I would ignore the prime directive to help them out. +--- 636226260 +>>636221130 +sauce +--- 636226275 +>>636220784 (OP) +>look up her twitter +>brows through posts +>"girls with bushes, let's start a cult" +Followed +--- 636226413 +>>636224134 +My Elliefu is better +--- 636226416 +>>636226275 +>look up her twitter +>brows through posts +Rookie mistake. +--- 636226424 +>>636220887 + +Easy money,they can make in a week more than you and me in a month and a lot of time those bitches doesn't even had to do sex scenes or nudes,just some bikini pictures or some sexy clothes/cosplay + + I would have a onlyfans If I was a hot girl +--- 636226448 +>>636226275 +simp +--- 636226505 +>>636226023 +Damn, those are in deep. +--- 636226506 +>>636224134 +>>636221130 +Duality of woman +--- 636226508 +>>636225862 +cute titties actually +--- 636226558 +>>636226023 +need to see her feet +--- 636226601 +>>636225207 +There is nothing wrong with masturbation. There are many problems with being a whore. +--- 636226707 +>>636226416 +>>636226448 +Don't care, now i have more ass and titties on my feed +--- 636226713 +>>636220784 (OP) +>purposefully trying to stiff her lip to keep it pursed to appear more sexual +im annoyed now thanks +--- 636226732 +>>636226079 +British +There is no cure +--- 636226765 +>>636226713 +you have brain problems to be annoyed by such things +--- 636226901 +>>636220887 +>porn is free +>porn sites are safe +>yet, people are paying for "exclusive" pics of someone's vagina +Why? +--- 636226921 +>>636225062 +Doesn't matter if she's a 10/10. The market is so saturated with camwhores these days, nobody can bother to keep up with every thot who pops up unless she has some sort of gimmick. +--- 636226993 +>>636225067 +>has a tattoo +>pure +Rrrrrrright. +--- 636227064 +>>636225067 +never played the games, but jerk off to her all the time +--- 636227067 +>>636226416 +What are brows if not the face's bushes? + +>>636226601 +No, prostitution is absolutely the same thing as wanking, stop being a misogynistic pig. + +>>636226901 +Zoomers were psyoped to humanize women no matter how inhuman. +--- 636227127 +>>636223345 +incel moment +--- 636227275 +>>636225067 +yeah, pure garbage +--- 636227298 +>>636226856 +Ugh... poor, dumb bitch. I genuinely can't imagine what it must be like to have the thoughts that push you to mutilate yourself. +--- 636227405 +>>636225862 +Those are fantastic tits. I guess people are gay +--- 636227736 +>>636224864 +neither +imagine paying for this slop +--- 636227862 +>>636227736 +>paying +I don't even own a PS4, I just hate jews and how they subvert stories. +--- 636227926 +>>636221130 +Who? +--- 636227931 +>>636227298 +She wanted people to talk about her, even if it means ripping her boobs off, and getting her womb removed. +--- 636228174 +>>636227127 +>>636227067 +Degenerate retards +--- 636228297 +>>636228174 +I am still not paying for your prostitution profile. +--- 636228516 +>>636227298 +Because she's mentally ill? +--- 636230715 +>>636220784 (OP) +But she looks nothing like Ellie. +I watched the TV Show (which is the canon version BTW) and she looks nothing like the actress who plays Ellie. +--- 636231106 +>>636225862 +What's wrong with those? They're not sagging or mishappen. +--- 636231108 +>>636220887 +They don't want to work. +They'd rather sell their bodies. +--- 636231117 +>>636230715 +(You) +--- 636231321 +>>636221130 +Lol all these anons saying cute. + +Looks like Ross O'Donovan +--- 636231368 +the only reason onlyfans is successful is because horny males pay for it so why do women get hate for it? +--- 636231385 +>>636231321 +I think you just want to think about men. +--- 636231896 +>>636223949 +well? +--- 636231963 +>>636231368 +I hate both the people who upload to the site and the people who support it financially. +--- 636232273 +>>636231963 +get a life incel +--- 636232407 +>>636232273 +get a job, whore +--- 636232458 +>>636231368 +Because you are a prostitute. No one likes prostitutes, not even other prostitutes. +--- 636232492 +>>636221130 +Name +--- 636232617 +>>636231368 +more often the female models are in a better place mentally and financially than the ones supporting them, so it feels like exploitation. +--- 636232795 +>>636232617 +No such thing as exploitation in capitalism, all transactions are voluntary. +--- 636232804 +>>636226765 +ok simp idc +--- 636232901 +>>636232407 +melty +--- 636232959 +>>636232617 +>more often the female models are in a better place mentally +I'd agree with you, except I know women better. +--- 636233104 +>>636232959 +i'll admit i'm not very familiar with this subject. could you show me statistics instead of cherry-picked articles? +--- 636233121 +>>636232795 +You are likely talking to an American, for them paying for random things is almost an obligation because they are stupid. +--- 636233253 +>>636220784 (OP) +>>636221130 +>both are brazilian +what does that mean +--- 636233461 +>>636233104 +Sure, here you go. +--- 636233465 +>>636226856 +MODS +--- 636233519 +>>636232804 +>idc +cared enough to respond lmao +--- 636233719 +>>636233104 +That guy is an American, the American argues entirely in cherrypicks and individual examples. +A single twitter screencap can change the entire worldview of an american due to how low IQ they all are. +It's why their political activism is so braindead. +--- 636233831 +>>636233719 +I got one for you too, sweaty. +--- 636233949 +>>636226856 +>deleting a pic of a male torso +ummm hello? +--- 636233958 +>>636226856 +I like how mods always delete this image +--- 636233983 +>>636233831 +Don't worry, I have my own screencap for you, American. +--- 636234014 +>>636220784 (OP) +My waifu is sneed so I don't think that's ever happening. +--- 636234105 +>>636220784 (OP) +>>636220887 +>liiias +Does she take dick on cam? +--- 636234203 +>>636233983 +Hideo Kojima, prominent not low IQ author and not a gay, very nice. diff --git a/v/636220820.txt b/v/636220820.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4c1a41ea12da59b8565e4af8020f4fdeffcf6e36 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636220820.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 636220820 +why are all licensed anime games low budget kusoge +--- 636221072 +>>636220820 (OP) +>why are all licensed games low budget kusoge +fixed +--- 636221234 +>>636220820 (OP) +The game is flawed but full of soul. +--- 636221289 +because they're japanese +--- 636221331 +>>636220820 (OP) +Anime production in general is very low budget, and nips see video games as an even lower form of media than that. +You don't even get those 1 in a million god tier licensed games either since the japanese are pretty retarded when it comes to tech and cant pull off black magic on the cheap. +--- 636221350 +>>636220820 (OP) +This series was too good to be getting a shit game like this +--- 636221432 +>>636220820 (OP) +Clearly this game was the result of diversity hires and inclusivity training +--- 636221526 +Animefags don't play video games. It's a nothing market where every new anime game barring Dragon Ball would be an instant flop if they actually applied a proper budget. +--- 636221839 +made in abyss was directly inspired by etrian odyssey anyway, it never needed a game, just go play one of those instead +--- 636222038 +>>636220820 (OP) +>still hasn't learned Japanese +the only reason they suck is due to the low budget garbage localizers +--- 636222285 +how can we make nanachi great again? +--- 636222606 +Mashing the potato to the extreme +--- 636222649 +>>636220820 (OP) +My biggest beef with this game is the endless spam +--- 636222795 +>>636222285 +old +busted +faputa is the new hotness +--- 636222923 +>>636221072 +This. Things have never changed. +--- 636223205 +>>636222795 +faPUTA +--- 636223394 +>>636220820 (OP) +That game had no right to be so good +--- 636223402 +>>636220820 (OP) +because the only people interested in buying em are faggots who would buy any shit, so why put effort in when the audience for it doesnt care. +--- 636226418 +>>636221526 +>Animefags don't play video games +That's a lie +--- 636227936 +>>636221526 +>Animefags don't play video games +this is a board that was founded for animefags to discuss videogames +--- 636229831 +>>636220820 (OP) +>why are all licensed anime games low budget kusoge +Did you miss out on all the shovel wares that was release for the past 4 decades? Its always been like this. +--- 636230418 +>>636220820 (OP) +I fucking loved this game and by the end I just wanted more. It does fall off a bit after the 3rd layer though +--- 636231381 +>>636220820 (OP) +This game is too hard i dont care what anyone says. Getting lost on layer 3 is the worst cancer ever. your character has to eat food every 5 minutes. And you have 0 space in your backpack constantly. The map is COMPLETE DOGSHIT and constantly missleads you. There are enemies that one shot you out of nowhere so you can repeat from your last manual save that could be like 30 minutes ago. My weapons are made out of plastic because they break from 10 hits. I 100% every fromsoftware game and none of them made me this angry ever. +--- 636231790 +>>636222285 +Make her being a boy canon. +--- 636232001 +>>636223402 +Anime fans/weebs are known for having basically no standards. +--- 636233046 +>>636220820 (OP) +Why isn't here a nanachi impregnation simulator? +--- 636233483 +>>636231790 +>her +you already lost +--- 636233768 +Are we going to pretend that AAA games aren't released half baked, buggy as fuck, nightmares? At least with the anime games you know they're gonna be clunky but it's because it's cheaply made. diff --git a/v/636221282.txt b/v/636221282.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7d02a60f809e0b3f9d6302c5ada595d84962c495 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636221282.txt @@ -0,0 +1,200 @@ +----- +--- 636221282 +Seems about right +--- 636221472 +>>636221282 (OP) +>deathloop +>Playstation exclusive. +It's on everything dude. The fuck you talking about? +--- 636222235 +tough couple weeks, xcuck? +--- 636222530 +I'm genuinely looking forward to the results of, a company that could barely afford post-peak bungie, bribing media and regulatory body in the West with what cash they have left, getting rawfucked by a trillion dollar company +--- 636222754 +The downfall of the xbox brand was a game with fall in its name. Poetic, isn't it? +--- 636222995 +>Playstation exclusive +Shit bait thread +--- 636223431 +Played it on PC. Loved it. Eat a dick xbot. +--- 636223628 +They should have made the protagonists jive talking overweight black women and all the vampires white +--- 636223926 +>>636221282 (OP) +Niggerloop is on Xbox and PC too dumbass +--- 636224165 +>>636221282 (OP) +deathloop was dumbed down (the AI and stealth system was non-existent really), but it was still enjoyable for one complete playthrough. My problem with it is that its trying to be a roguelite but there's no incentive to replaying it after you break the loop once. + +Red Fall is really boring, I refunded it. +--- 636225162 +>>636221282 (OP) +always funny when /v/ tries to discredit journalists with shitty MSPaint comics +Don't get me wrong journalists are shit, but they're an ounce more credible than "Anon on 4chan" +--- 636225559 +>>636221472 +It was PS5 "exclusive" until Microsoft bought Bethesda. Like Redfall, Deathloop was also a mediocre broken mess of a game with no real plot or cohesion. +--- 636225710 +deathloop was great +--- 636225794 +>>636224165 +>there's no incentive to replaying it after you break the loop once. +The PvP, thats the best part +--- 636225910 +>>636221472 +>>636222235 +>>636222754 +>>636222995 +>>636223926 +It really is interesting so see why people hate Snoys so much in action. The disingenuousness on display is always beyond expectations. +--- 636227268 +>>636225559 +Multiplat from day one, retard. Just like all modern Arkane games. +--- 636227792 +>>636227268 +It was a PS5 Exclusive* and Sony just happened to foot the bill for all the marketing. +--- 636229116 +You retard. Deadthpoop didn't get 10s and 9s because of Sony. + +It got 10s and 9s because of muh BLM. +--- 636229418 +Philosophy time, +Is possible that redfall failed because deathloop was shilled to hell and back? We all know it sucked, and maybe arkane got overconfident over it. +--- 636229527 +It's funny because Redfall has more or less the same problems every other Arkane game has had. I guess people finally got sick of it this time. +--- 636229582 +>>636229418 +They're made by two different studios though +But it is true that people at Zenimax probably got emboldened by all the critics jerking off Arkane and thought to leave to their own devices +--- 636229634 +no such thing as a PlayStation exclusive +--- 636230052 +>>636229418 +>We all know it sucked +Do “we”? Did you play it? It’s like a 3/5, it’s fun mechanically but the powers are lacking and the rogue-like features are implemented poorly. Redfall is a barely playable buggy mess with gameplay that, glitches and poor balancing aside, at its core isnt fun. their quality as games is entirely different. +--- 636230181 +>>636221472 +It was a timed console exclusive to PS5 +--- 636230343 +>>636221282 (OP) +I can play Deathloop on my Xbox though. +--- 636230482 +>>636230343 +Not at launch you couldn’t, same as ghostwire tokyo +--- 636230551 +>>636230482 +Not my problem. +I can still play them on Xbox. +--- 636230705 +>>636221282 (OP) +Deathloop isn‘t even close to the mess redfall is +--- 636230790 +>>636229418 +Deathloop at least tried to have some sense of style and characterization +Redflop is just generic slop +--- 636230803 +>>636230705 +I sort of agree with OP. + +Journos are hitting Redfall with the same talking points that made Deathloop mediocre. +Redfall deserves to get trashed but it is VERY questionable why Deathloop didn't get like a 7 or 8 realistically. +--- 636230828 +>>636230705 +Tell me what Deathloop does better +--- 636230861 +>Dishonored +Great +>Prey +Great +>Deathloop +Okay +>Redfall +Terrible +What happened to Arkane? +--- 636230883 +>>636229116 +What’s the difference? +--- 636231268 +>>636225794 +I couldn't get it to consistently match-make desu +--- 636231271 +>>636230861 +What do you think happened +They fired all the talent and hired based on identity +Remember how good dark messiah was? +--- 636231362 +>>636230861 +some retard will come in and tell you its because Raphael left but then no one can explain why Weird West was such a dumpster fire and probably the worst game Raphael has ever worked on +--- 636231495 +>>636230828 +Gameplay setting story art direction character design prop design music writing and stability. It’s not a great game by any stretch but it’s better than this, and it’s not even close +--- 636231923 +>>636230861 + +lol prey fucking sucked, faggot +--- 636231982 +>>636231495 +Thats all subjective +--- 636232198 +>>636230861 +it's hard to say without speculating. + +despite what >>636231362 said, I do think it's a factor. We can't tell exactly what's going on there, but we had + +1. 20 year director leaving (who knows how many others left with him) +2. Zenimax buyout (always impacts workers in some way) +3. Microsoft buyout of Zenimax +4. COVID + +So we potentially have senior staff members leaving, corporate restructuring and failure to properly deal with COVID circumstances as possible reasons why their recent games have been meh/awful. I bet it's a bit of everything. +--- 636232334 +Should have waited for the next election cycle +--- 636232397 +>>636230052 +You should reconsider your life choices you contrarian fuck +--- 636232476 +deathloop was just mediocre and at least functional, and therefore had plausible deniability, as far as game "journalism" is concerned. Redfall is objectively bad, runs poorly, and is buggy. +--- 636232482 +No PlayStation faggot is defending death Loop, take the loss and move on xcuck. +--- 636232563 +hehe niggerpoop +--- 636232975 +Can I admit something damning? + +I didn't think Prey 2017 was that good outside of the gluegun +--- 636233181 +>>636232975 +All Arkane games are shit, Prey included. +--- 636233248 +>>636233181 +theyre paradoxically both underrated and overrated +--- 636233323 +>>636232975 +i can admit something too + +i busted to femboy porn like 5 minutes ago +--- 636233343 +>>636221282 (OP) +Everybody knows the journalist are biased. But that not excuse Xbox. +--- 636233624 +>>636225559 +>I didn't play the game +>I didn't even watch a video +Why make it so obvious anon? +--- 636233701 +>>636233181 +Your life is overrated please end it +--- 636233848 +>studio traditionally makes great games +>microsoft buys them +>studio now makes shit games +why is this so common? +--- 636234057 +>>636233848 +More like: +>microsoft buys them +>studio no longer makes games +Like seriously, are they just capture and killing? +--- 636234136 +>>636221282 (OP) +One made by Arkane Lyon another made by Arkane Austin diff --git a/v/636221352.txt b/v/636221352.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2baff43750956a4ba808a48284768fa832d48936 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636221352.txt @@ -0,0 +1,201 @@ +----- +--- 636221352 +Hit points +Or +Health points? +--- 636221372 +>>636221352 (OP) +Horse penis meter. +--- 636221463 +>>636221372 +Vaush moment +--- 636221651 +>>636221352 (OP) +both good +--- 636221726 +>>636221352 (OP) +heart points +--- 636221962 +>>636221352 (OP) +Hit points are meat points, and are reduced by attacks +Health points are healthiness points, and are reduced by poison +It's possible to die from having zero hit points even if your health points are full, and vice versa +--- 636221975 +>>636221352 (OP) +Hetero points +You become the gay homo if you run out +--- 636222071 +>>636221352 (OP) +Higger Penis +--- 636222080 +>>636221352 (OP) +It's Human Perseverance you uneducated pleb +--- 636222095 +>>636221352 (OP) +Just HP, i comparmentalize to avoid thinking about useless shit +--- 636222259 +>>636222095 +/thread +--- 636222334 +>>636221352 (OP) +Hrt Points. +--- 636222440 +>>636221352 (OP) +HijoPuta +--- 636222516 +>>636222071 +Hutts Plaw +--- 636222543 +>>636222334 +If this is what I think it's from, you're telling me you got a mockup SMT battle system and you're wasting it? +--- 636222694 +>>636222543 +Not yet but I'm getting there. +--- 636223164 +>>636221352 (OP) +>Hit points +>Still get decreased by poison +huh? +--- 636223190 +>>636222694 +That's insane, props to you (even if I'm not into the jaks). +--- 636223316 +>>636221352 (OP) +heat points +--- 636223609 +>>636221352 (OP) +Life +--- 636223890 +>>636221352 (OP) +>nigger-man save me meter +--- 636224305 +>>636223164 +It just hits different. +--- 636224439 +>>636221352 (OP) +Just HP, that's it +--- 636224842 +>>636221352 (OP) +HP points. +--- 636224868 +>>636221352 (OP) +Holy sPirit meter +--- 636224881 +i just say HP every time +--- 636224964 +It is "vida" for me. +--- 636225065 +>>636221352 (OP) +Happiness Points :D +--- 636225069 +Health power +--- 636225118 +>>636224881 +Haech P if you're bri'ish +--- 636225136 +>>636221352 (OP) +HP Points +--- 636225224 +>>636222694 +>Go Nuts +--- 636225238 +>>636221352 (OP) +blood +--- 636225252 +>>636221651 +Whoah whoah whoah slow down there big guy +--- 636225267 +>>636225136 +Do you get more of them from the HPM Machine? +--- 636225341 +>>636225267 +As long as it's not some shitty poorly thought out HPMI Interface +--- 636225437 +>>636225238 +Only works if the bar is red, and its clearly green +--- 636225750 +>>636225437 +It will turn red, indicating blood loss. +--- 636225751 +Hits. +--- 636226104 +>>636225252 +I AM A REPTOID CLONE OF JON WAYNE AND ELVIS. +--- 636226403 +>>636222694 +unironically kino +--- 636226548 +>>636221352 (OP) +"Hit points" if the HP abbreviation is explicitly in the game, "Health" if it's not +--- 636226662 +>>636221352 (OP) +age pea +--- 636226675 +>>636221352 (OP) +Health Points. +Hit Points makes no sense, since a hit can do varying degrees of damage to your health. +--- 636226695 +>>636221352 (OP) +health percent +--- 636226704 +>>636226104 +I was watching videos about monkeys and this polar bear just an hour ago +--- 636226749 +>>636221352 (OP) +Hit points. +--- 636227030 +My GF calls it "blood". I had never heard it called that before. She doesn't even really play games much. Just defaulted to calling it that like it was the obvious term for it too. + +Do people call it that? I don't know where she picked it up. It's always kind of confused me. Not even a bad word for it just odd given the circumstances. +--- 636227187 +>>636227030 +is she chinese? calling it blood is a super chinese thing to do +--- 636227261 +>>636227187 +Vietnamese, so there's cultural overflow. +Do Chinese actually call it blood? Anon you're solving a mystery for me. I really am very curious just from the confident tone she says it in. +--- 636227442 +>>636221352 (OP) +Shit, I remember all the faux vidya HUD’s I made in MSpaint and magne-doodle. Some of the best days I had. Wished I saved them. +--- 636227534 +>>636227030 +lol i know many people who do this,my uncle got mind broken when me and my brother said that it's called "health" and not blood (the game itself says health) +--- 636227548 +>>636222334 +holy shit, shin megami transei +--- 636227693 +>>636227030 +I heard it before, it was in an old korean Diablo-like MMO spic server i used to play in +--- 636227794 +>>636227261 +yeah it is, that's why chinese MMOs and games like that usually have red healthbars. Apparently the word used for "health" in chinese is similar to the word for "blood" so they just literally call the health bar the "blood bar" and healers "add blood" in chinese MMOs. +--- 636227878 +>>636221352 (OP) +Haych Pee +--- 636228037 +Hewlett-Packard printer ink meter +--- 636228351 +>>636227794 +>>636227693 +>>636227534 +You've done me a great service today, thank you. +--- 636228932 +>>636227030 +In my country we called it blood too, back in the mid-90's. +Mostly because in Mortal Kombat you lost blood when you got hit and your HP went down, so we made the connection. I remember my friend's mom getting -really- upset at us saying "blood" so we just started calling it "life" instead, which didn't help matters. +--- 636230074 +If I made a very average RPG or whatever but instead of a red bar called life or health that empties I added an empty bar that fills up called death or unhealth, I bet I could market it as some artsy game. +--- 636230398 +>>636222095 +Concise and quality post. +--- 636231398 +>>636222334 +im willing to pay for this, if it's actually a real game +--- 636232486 +>>636221352 (OP) +Hull Potency. +--- 636233362 +>>636221352 (OP) +Hit points when the health bar is a set number. +Health points when the health bar is a dynamic gauge. +Pic related. diff --git a/v/636221605.txt b/v/636221605.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b395459c35cd6c516f2855aba71116b5363d10c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636221605.txt @@ -0,0 +1,600 @@ +----- +--- 636221605 +Capcom cultists have no standards. +--- 636221653 +Correct +--- 636221735 +CHINGER CHANGER +--- 636221817 +>>636221605 (OP) +Max a Million fuck face. +--- 636221946 +>>636221605 (OP) +Another L for "Damake" schizo's. Time for suicide. +--- 636222129 +>>636221605 (OP) +I haven't watched the video 'cause I don't really care but no. They're just reiterating on their greatest hits and trying to be as market-friendly as possible with shit like the drag queens as well as SF6 pandering unashamedly to the FGC +--- 636222303 +When has this not been the case for this shill? And Capcom is my favorite dev. +--- 636222415 +>>636221605 (OP) +--- 636222525 +>>636221605 (OP) +He's right though +>RE7 +>Monster Hunter World +>RE2 +>Monster Hunter Rise +>DMCV +>RE3 +>SFV Championship Edition +>RE4 Remake +>SF6 +literally all bangers +--- 636222538 +>>636221605 (OP) +I only care about Itsuno's games. +--- 636222662 +>>636221605 (OP) +Video games, stupid faggot, VIDEO GAMES. +--- 636222736 +>>636222525 +>4 IPs +>9 games, 3 are remakes +wow incredible stuff +--- 636222798 +>>636221735 +NIGGER DAGGER +--- 636223113 +>shits out only remakes, ports and casualized garbage +>"""""Gods""""" +Not looking forward to see what they'll do with DD2. +--- 636223278 +>>636221605 (OP) +Capcom has been CapGOD since RE2Make and DMC5. Heck you could even argue RE7 cuz Capdid what Konamdon't +--- 636223942 +>>636223278 +Konami is a really fucking low bar these days, all you have to do to be better than Konami is make games. +--- 636224168 +>>636221605 (OP) +Don't confuse a retard who gets money to promote the shitty side of Capcom (i.e. everything in that thumbnail) to the fans of the things that are actually good. +--- 636224228 +>>636221605 (OP) +This retard thinks RE7 is better than REmake 1 +This retard thinks Jill from RE5 and Revelations 1 is better than Jill from RE1 and RE3 +--- 636224251 +>>636221605 (OP) +I mean just look at his face lol +--- 636224279 +>>636221605 (OP) +They're unironically the best triple-A Japanese game developer right now. Which isn't saying much, but still. +--- 636224315 +>>636222662 +Neither are your coomer threads. +--- 636224356 +Capcom is only good right now because literally EVERYTHING else is shit. They have no competition +--- 636224369 +>release money grabbing REmakes for newfag zoomies +>absolutely shit on and destroy Street Fighter's gameplay and artstyle +>Casualize MonHun +>Do absolutely nothing with Phoenix Wright or Mega Man +It's make or break with Dragon's Dogma 2. That's it +--- 636224438 +>>636223278 +they won't be CapGOD until Dragon Dogma 2 comes out, and they could still fuck it up +--- 636224540 +>>636221605 (OP) +SquareGOD is coming +FFXVI is gonna shit on DMC +--- 636224626 +>>636221605 (OP) +Nick Cage fell hard... +--- 636224723 +Where's the rest of the Onimusha ports? +>it's dead +no, an Onimusha anime is coming out soon and I want the rest of the games ported Crapcom +--- 636224827 +>>636224723 +No sir you're getting an Onimusha demake and you're gonna like it. +--- 636224883 +>>636224356 +They also have a lot of famous IPs to leech by putting some effort, not like fucking konami causing the rise of the not-castlevanias. +--- 636224968 +>>636221735 +This isn't twitter or YouTube or twitch retard that's not going to offend anyone here +--- 636224970 +you should have seen him try to play metroid prime +--- 636225132 +>>636221605 (OP) +im trans btw +--- 636225219 +>>636224968 +Why do you think I was trying to offend anyone here you stupid cunt. +--- 636225234 +Capcom is the only good developer these days +--- 636225335 +>yeah uh we have a new RE, new DMC, new SF and uh new MH, hope you enjoy gaijin +--- 636225342 +>>636222525 +>RE RE RE RE RE +>MON MON MON MON +u dont really want to reward this kind of shit do you +--- 636225441 +>>636222736 + +Name a company that you consider successful enough to be a "proper cultist" +--- 636225494 +>>636222415 +do we really need a dozen fighting games? there is no way there are enough fighting game players for that many games to have large, healthy communities. all they really need are a street fighter and a vs series game +--- 636225515 +>>636224723 +I bet is something to do with copyright of the real actors that lend their faces. They agencies are always a bitch and Capcom probably thought it wasn't worth the headache. + +Same reason why we never are going to get the Basara games. They could easily just subtitle the whole series, but the voice actors are mega stars and would want a big chunk of money for worldwide release. +--- 636225528 +All I want from Crapcom is Dragon's Dogma 2, drop the rest to the bottom of the ocean. +--- 636225629 +>>636225528 +is the first game worth trying? +--- 636225671 +>>636225629 +It depends on how autistic you are +--- 636225728 +>>636221605 (OP) +literally rehashed garbage. not a single new game. a new low for shit company. +--- 636225764 +>>636222525 +also megaman 11, great ace attorney, monster hunter stories 2, ghosts and goblins resurrection, and monster hunter generations ultimate +--- 636225790 +>>636225515 +>Basara +is that good? looks like musou shovelware +--- 636225793 +>RE, MH, DMC, SF +>Capcom ONLY releases games for the normalfag franchises nowadays. +>Pure AAA focus. +>"POGGERS CAPCOM IS GOOD AGAIN! THEY'RE BACK!" +F-U-C-K O-F-F +--- 636225846 +>>636225629 +No don't listen to /v/ constant shilling, its awful +>no sense of adventure +>bad companion AI +>lack of movement options +>boring skills +>magic users are weak as fuck +>wolves don't hunt in packs +--- 636225852 +>>636225629 +Yes, be aware it's a good idea stuffed into a very small game. +--- 636225921 +>>636221605 (OP) +he's just one of the many paid shills (and 6 needs them, badly) not an actual cultist. He'll shill tekken or MK if they hand him the cash +--- 636225932 +>>636221605 (OP) +>Is Capcom finally "CAPGOD" again? +No because their annual releases remain like a 10th or something of what it used to be. And the variety has suffered severely too. + +Does Capcom still make splendid games? Yes. I'll defend them on that point. +But "redemption arc" fags are so fucking off it's not even funny. Capcom are still but a husk of what they used to be. +--- 636225952 +>>636225846 +And the worst one of all: +>no indication on where the roads lead +--- 636226040 +>>636225793 +THIS! +They can have as many trannies as they want. Just stop focusing on AAA and bring back their smaller franchises, with more reasonable budgets, but fun gameplay. +Megaman 11 and G&G was a start, but they stopped that. +--- 636226061 +>>636221605 (OP) +>Clickbait video +>Over 10 min for maximum clickbait ad revenue +Why are you supporting these people? They promote the low quality content the videogame industry keeps making, while doing that you are also giving clicks to google. +Why are you supporting people that hate you and promote every thing that is wrong with the industry? +--- 636226067 +>>636225764 +Megaman 11 was half a decade ago. And no new game in sight. +The other games listed are years old by this point already too. + +You're kind of illustrating how Capcom has fallen. Not the opposite. +--- 636226179 +>>636225764 +>finished Super Ghost n Goblins years ago +>can't get past the first level of resurrection +--- 636226215 +What does /v/ actually want? All I ever see is complaining, yet I guarantee either way someone's bitching. I constantly see people cry about they aren't making enough new IPs, yet also people cry they aren't bringing back enough old ones or are neglecting x so which is it? +--- 636226309 +>>636226067 +have the games listed on the original list are older. I agree that capcom should cool it with the shitty resident evil remakes and focus on megaman and other neglected ip. +--- 636226339 +>>636222415 +Red earth is not a fighting game +--- 636226368 +for the love of god, capcom. please release a lost planet 4. ive been waiting so many years...starving...salivating..praying for such a game to come into my steam library where i can nuke shit in my vs and play as a boob jiggling femme fatale like the good ole days rolling and sniping people and cheesing my opponents with sticky grenades all day. why are you giving us remakes and jurrasic park:overwatch edition? +--- 636226384 +>>636226215 +>I constantly see people cry about they aren't making enough new IPs +Wrong. +/v/ don't like REMAKES. +I bet people here would be excited for a new Power Stone, for example. +--- 636226492 +>>636222525 +>RE3 +opinion discarded +--- 636226495 +>>636226215 +>hes suprised that people want capcom to finally use their catalog of IPs properly instead of shitting out resident evils for decade regardless of their quality +Truly mysterious. Do you suffer from profound mental retardation? +--- 636226530 +>>636226339 +>if it's not a symmetrical 1v1 then it's not a fighting game +Anon... +--- 636226580 +>>636225494 +This is one of those gay poser images. Out of all of those only two were sorta relevant. Most of these werent even played when they were current. +I wouldnt really count power stone as a fighter either. +Shit like Red Earth isnt being made for a reason. It was a gimmicky shit single player focused fighter which completely misses the point of the genre. +--- 636226581 +>>636222525 +re3 was shit and re4 is demake +--- 636226596 +>>636226384 +>new Power Stone announced +>it's a remake +screenshot this post +--- 636226614 +>>636221605 (OP) +I really hate that faggot. I was hoping so bad that NRS stole the marvel license from capcom so only they could make marvel based fighters solely so this faggot would never get another mvc game and would have to suffer seeing NRS, the worst FG devs of all time, ruining something he loved. +--- 636226623 +>>636221735 +I still can't believe he got away with it +--- 636226653 +>>636221605 (OP) +Now that i think about it he isn't wrong. Capcom is doing great lately. Even the megaman battle network collection was well made. +--- 636226747 +>>636221605 (OP) +Max is capcom cocksucker for decades now op so this video is not suprising at all. He even defended and shilled MvCI insanely hard lol. +--- 636226802 +>>636222415 +>90s +>games could be made with 10 people in 6 months +>now +>games are only 10% finished even with 2000 people working on them for 5 years +--- 636226803 +/v/ is retarded, they will never be satisfied. new DMC was recent yet DMCfags on /v/ already cry about DMC being dead again and that Itsuno is wasting his time on DD2, or that akshually, DMC5 was trash and World and Rise both simultaneously killed Monster Hunter. +--- 636226885 +>Plays the fucking SF6 local demo every fucking stream ever since it came out + +Watch hes gonna drop the game once he gets to a high enough rank just like he did with SF5, so at most he will only play Ken for like 3 months and stop +--- 636226934 +>>636226215 +>I constantly see people cry about they aren't making enough new IPs, yet also people cry they aren't bringing back enough old ones or are neglecting x so which is it? +It's both. They used to be good at both. Now they won't consider returning to a franchise that doesn't sell at least a million, and they'll force-feed it through the fucking RE Engine even if they throw a bone to anything outside their three favorite children. +--- 636227124 +>>636221605 (OP) +>Dragon's Dogma 2 ends up improving upon the first in every way imaginable +>A new Megaman series thats similar to BN/SF but unique in its own way +>Darkstalkers actually revived +>Breath of Fire back with some experimental mechanics (yes Dragon Quarter was a step in the right direction) +Accomplish all of this and I will call them Capgod again. Right now they're just boring and predictable +--- 636227394 +>>636226368 +Broken Horizon was rumored to be a reboot of the series using the same setting but that was years back. Probably got axed for other shit that was making them good money. I fear for Lost Planet bros.. They said that they would fix the GWFL problems after taking lp2 off steam but havent heard anything since. Have they just abandoned it. I think I'm going to cry bros.. +--- 636227417 +I do not care about Capcom +--- 636227571 +>>636222415 +More important are the Marvel beat em ups. I'm surprised they haven't done a collection, but maybe that's their bad blood with Disney getting in the way. +--- 636227735 +>>636221605 (OP) +they made dmc though +--- 636227765 +>>636227571 +Doesn't Disney have a clause stating that Capcom cannot show the Avengers begin defeated in the games? +--- 636227819 +>>636222525 +KILL YOURSELF. +NOW. +--- 636227849 +>>636225132 +To be fair, James has at least been a vocal fan of Capcom games for years and has made his entire post-porn youtube career about Capcom (And Final Fantasy) games almost exclusively. +They didn't just grab some random tranny who knows nothing about their games to represent them because he has a lot of followers on tiktok. +--- 636227941 +How come /v/ won't admit RE4 Remake is good? +--- 636227952 +Capcom will be first publisher to remake a fucking fighting games. Mark my words. +--- 636227958 +>>636226040 +doesn't even have anything to do with sales. dead rising was one of their most successful series' and they ran that shit into the floor. +--- 636227979 +>>636222662 +We had a race bait thread earlier that went for like 300 posts. You still think jannies or mods give a shit? +--- 636228052 +new Dead Rising when Capcom? +--- 636228054 +>>636227952 +my dude... +--- 636228107 +>>636227765 +No idea, but I don't think they made an Avengers beat em up. +You can get them as assist items in the Spider-Man games. +--- 636228156 +>>636228054 +This shit is on par with some remaster. I meant actual big budget remake ala resident evil remakes. +--- 636228258 +>>636228107 +--- 636228308 +>>636227952 +You could technically say MK9 was a remake of MK1-3 +--- 636228358 +Capcom has 5 different IP's they will be jumping between that are good and make money. RE, MH, DMC, SF, & Dragon's Dogma(soon). Tell me another dev with his diversity and quality combined. I'll fucking wait. +--- 636228390 +>>636222415 +While I agree its healthy for the genre to make many fighting games, I played a lot of these and its actually insane how underdeveloped they are. Darkstalkers and Rivals are the ones that made it out fame wise for a reason (beyond aesthetic I mean). It sucks cause Star Gladiator is SO COOL aesthetically but fucking awful mechanically. +--- 636228480 +>>636228308 +They literally said it was a reboot not remake but damn you reminded me that i would suck Ed boons sweat hairy balls for Shaolin monks remake... +--- 636228545 +>>636227941 +This image is funny because Remake Ashley is infinitely better wife material than Ada. +>Younger +>White +>Rich, influential family +>Her dad likes you +>Follows your lead in a crisis situation. Doesn't accuse you of mansplaining. +>Demure and feminine. +>Big fat ballistics +--- 636228637 +>>636221605 (OP) +LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY WHOMSE? +--- 636228650 +>>636228308 +MK9 was a reboot. +They literally kill off the OG Mortal Kombat timeline at the start of the game. +--- 636228684 +God why did they allow western devs to shit all over the lost planet franchise with the third installment +--- 636228835 +>>636222415 +>Throwing shit at that wall desperately looking for your next hit in a dying market +>"chad move" +lol +--- 636228881 +>>636222415 +Star Gladiator was shit, and no one played Red Earth. +--- 636228963 +>>636228545 +Ada's only saving grace was being seductive, but Remake Ada is ugly and boring +--- 636229085 +>>636224228 +He's got some pretty shit takes all around. He thinks RE5 co-op is as good as the PS1 trilogy. Also RE4 is supposedly his favorite game of all time even though he only played it to completion once in 2005 and then didn't play it again until a few years ago on stream. And he sucks RE7's dick a lot. +--- 636229087 +>>636228684 +Thank Inafune for spearheading the initiative and the rest of the Capcom exec team for salivating at the thought of western money. +--- 636229206 +If Capcom fires their writers and hire ones that actually can give bite, fix the lighting in their engine as well as add some much needed saturation to the color palette, and probably just nail the pipeline from concept art to model, then yeah, I'll think they're there. +--- 636229442 +It's still crapcum to me as long as DMC5SE is still console exclusive +>inb4 just mod +fuck off +--- 636229708 +>>636229087 +that megaman game was trash +--- 636229784 +>>636227765 +Supposedly Disney's executive interference with MvC Infinite (as well as the fact that Fox still had the rights to doing stuff with X-Men and the Fantastic Four) put a real leash on who could be used and how they would be represented. But that doesn't mean Disney was the only reason that game sucked. +--- 636229940 +>>636225219 +My point is instead of saying it here like a fucking moron say it where you'll actually get a ride out of people goddamn I have to tell you zoomers fucks how to meme properly now? +--- 636230012 +>>636226803 +DMC5 came out 4 years ago with no new game on the horizon. It sure looks dead to me. +--- 636230064 +>>636222525 +>recycles the same 3 ips and makes them worse +CAPGODS +--- 636230071 +>>636228156 +They need to remake Street Fighter 1 +--- 636230125 +>>636230012 +Considering how game development goes now, DMC6 will still need a couple more years before we even get a teaser. +--- 636230161 +>>636229784 +MvCI had a budget of Street fighter 5s single dlc season lmao. What the actual fuck was capcom thinking doing something like this. They though they can allocate small budget and team and they will shit out a turd so they will ride off mcu hype. +--- 636230193 +When are we getting a new mainline monster hunter game? I want new weapon archetypes. +--- 636230306 +All they needed to do was to make the games not western pandering tumors and he would be right. Sadly he is not +--- 636230318 +>>636228835 +>if it doesn't make money I'm not interested, it has no entertainment value. a waste of time +--- 636230345 +>>636230161 +That's exactly it, they wanted to ride the hype of the MCU AND the MAHVEL crowd except you can only squeeze limited resources so much until it its...not enough. +--- 636230358 +>No new Darkstalkers or any of their other FG besides SF (Rival Shcools, Final Fight, etc) +>No new Ace Attorney +>No new Viewtiful Joe +>No new DMC so they have to make a shitty mobile title of it +>No new mainline Megaman entry so they just making lazy collections one after the other +>No new Powerstone +>No new Captain Comando +>No new Dino Crisis +>No new Dead Rising + +All these fucking IPs but they only milking the same three over and over and over again year after year yet you retards call this "Golden Age"? holy fuck, this board doesn't know shit about it's own industry and likes to consoom just for the sake of it +--- 636230360 +>>636221605 (OP) +4Chan is the funniest place ever + + +Not even kidding +--- 636230371 +>>636222662 +Shut the fuck up you stupid troonie, you are the type of people that unironically gets his opinions from this bunch of leftoids normie baiters. +--- 636230375 +Dino Crisis Remake is the next game and you all gonna love it. +--- 636230474 +>>636230375 +sorry, that was exoprimals. +that'll be 60 dollars! +--- 636230570 +>>636221605 (OP) +is this chinger self aware? +--- 636230608 +>>636225793 +What the fuck happened to the New Power Stone game? +--- 636230756 +I hate to admit it but capcom is unironically back. +--- 636230865 +How much Resident Evil do you want senpai? +--- 636230875 +>>636230756 +Low-tier bait +--- 636230892 +>>636221605 (OP) +No onimusha or re1.5 release... +--- 636230945 +>>636230875 +Ok. Argue your disagreement while strictly talking about the games. +--- 636230972 +Seriously is Resident Evil Capcom's CoD at this point? We get a game every year and movies inbetween +--- 636230974 +>new Breath of Fire is FF15 gameplay +>new Onimusha is Souls gameplay +>new Sengoku Basara is anything Omegaforce chunks out gameplay +There, enjoy your curse. +--- 636231014 +>>636225335 +New Breath of Fire when? +--- 636231038 +>>636230974 +Then, where are they fag? +--- 636231084 +>>636231014 +Isnt the guy responsible for it dead? Capcom is entirely focusing on things that make money, unless JRPG suddenly become a big money genre again like in the late 90s, they wont bother. +--- 636231412 +>>636222525 +Awesome, look at all these new intellectual properties. +--- 636231413 +>>636231084 +>unless JRPG suddenly become a big money genre again +They still are, Xenoblade sells, Final Fantasy sells, the latest Tales sold more than a million +Niche franchises like Kiseki sell, Atelier sells. +If anything JRPGs are more popular than ever. +--- 636231456 +>>636222525 +>literally all bangers + +>with 4, RE remakes are pretty much over +>RE8 was a letdown +>rise was a step back and on the side, we still don't know when and if world 2 will come out +>sf6 is a steaming pile of shit, but streamers and pros need to eat +>no new Mega man in sight +>no new dmc because itsuno is working on dragon dogma 2 +>still no news on dragon dogma 2 +>if we listen to the old leaks, they wanna remake final fight and power stone +>just imagine this two classics remade with iperealistic style by re engine standard. +>add to the pile that coop game with mecha and time traveling dinosaurs. + +Cap is gonna go down soon +--- 636231494 +>>636230945 +If you think "Capcom is back" just by milking the same 3 ips over and over again (like if they're the only ips they have), you're either a zoomer who doesn't know about Capcom's golden age, a normalfag who only cares about AAA slop, or you're trolling. +--- 636231532 +>>636231413 +Yeah but it needs to be big big money like they did in the old days, where every company, and even literally who devs made JRPGs to cash in on the Final Fantasy boom. +--- 636231564 +>>636231412 +The new IPs take time please understand +--- 636231567 +>>636221605 (OP) +If the products get worse, the shills have to try harder +--- 636231683 +What meme waifu will Capcom make next? +--- 636231786 +>>636221605 (OP) +>CAPGOD +So they finally made Mega Man Legends 3? +--- 636231803 +>>636231084 +Considering nearly all of Square Enix and Atlus's output, other big name series like Xenoblade, Tales and Disgaea still being around and even occasional popular indies like Chained Echoes that mimic the style, I would say they are a big money genre again. +--- 636231823 +>>636231494 +IPs from any studio have slowed down you blind buffoon. Capcom isn't exclusive in this. All studios are pouring more money into a lesser number of products. +--- 636231846 +>>636230972 +Bro, RE has always been Capcom's cashcow. +--- 636231967 +>>636230193 +We just had one and it still has one content update left. +--- 636232071 +>>636231803 +That's the problem with Capcom nowadays. +They don't want to make money, they want to make ALL OF THE MONEY. +They can't be bothered to release something that will sell "only" 1 million on a reasonable budget, they want something that will sell 5 million+ with big budgets and all the marketing flairs of a big game. +In other words, they only want to make AAA games, not "AA games" anymore. +Hell, even Square, who usually liked doing that same thing, released Trials of Mana, and the game did very well! +--- 636232141 +>>636222525 +You really don't need this many letters to type DMC5, and you didn't get the number right. +Capcom is worthless without Itsuno unless you're a monhun addict or just have shit taste. +--- 636232201 +>>636231456 +Rise/SB was easily a big step forward compared to the 1 step forward 3 steps back that was World/IB. Also MH6 will absolutely not be a "World 2" +--- 636232298 +>>636230161 +capcom at the time was struggling and was reliant on deals with other companies to get their fighting games going at all. +for SFV they had to make an exclusivity deal with sony and that game still suffered from budget issues and for MVCI it looks like Disney didnt give them shit. +I dont believe the claim about it only having the budget of one season of SFV DLC but it was still clearly dire. + +They shouldnt have accepted the deal based on the stipulations and amount of money gotten out of it. But I guess they were just that desperate. +--- 636232381 +>>636231823 +Yes, it's an industry-wide problem, no one denies this +It's insane that this has even infected Nintendo despite them being possibly the only company to not be constantly pushing graphical limits in order to shill high power video cards +If only we could go back to native 720p resolutions, things would still probably improve drastically +--- 636232483 +>Capgod +Nah. They need to release this game first. Then we'll talk. +--- 636232597 +>>636221605 (OP) +Fuck off eceleb fuckface +--- 636232657 +>>636227394 +Broken Horizon was a fake leak. + +The updates that Resident evil 4-6 got on steam brought us some amount of hope but there hasn't been noticeable movement on the Steam depots of any older Capcom games. Resident evil 4-6 updates on Steam depots started all the way back in October and finally came out in March +--- 636232678 +>>636232071 +Square does this fucking constantly +>Bravely Default +>Octopath Traveler +>Trials of Mana +>Arguably even DQXI to an extent +Every single time they get blown by the success of their more budget titles but turn around and continue to shill FF as if it's the only thing that matters + +And Capcom is, of course, the same way, we already saw them do the same with MM11 and DMC5 +--- 636232705 +>>636224315 +>>636230371 +Fuck off you trannyfucking simping bastard pigs +--- 636232982 +>>636224315 +>Coomer threads bad +>Eceleb/tranny threads good +Dumb autistic wokepig +--- 636233451 +Where's AA +--- 636233567 +megaman x1 was and still is the only good capcom game +>megaman zero 1-4 +inti creates carried +>megaman zx +inti creates carried +>megaman legends 1+2 +play it again, they're not that great just charming enough to be remembered for so long +--- 636234120 +>>636233567 +stinky creates are all ex capcom and their output has been fucking shit since they stopped working with capcom. diff --git a/v/636222572.txt b/v/636222572.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9079a5b6d6dad90bbb6ba33e165ac37c32293cda --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636222572.txt @@ -0,0 +1,169 @@ +----- +--- 636222572 +Why do you guys hate gaming laptops so much? They're not nearly as crap as they used to be +--- 636222987 +>>636222572 (OP) + +They're alright if you have a legitimate need for them, but they're worse at everything a specialized device would do for the same amount of money and often have strange hardware quirks a full PC would not. + +They also require a ton of additional resource because manufacturers try everything they can to scam you with inflated specs.( i.e. GTX 4070 mobile cards with 100w power limits making them worse than a desktop 3060). +--- 636223009 +who says we hate them ? +--- 636223083 +>>636222987 + +research* not resource. +--- 636223309 +>>636222572 (OP) +They're ok, not a great price to value but they definitely work nowadays. The naming scheme for their GPUs are fucking annoying and stupid considering they're named the same as desktop ones but obviously can't be as powerful due to power constraints. I would say they're about comparable in price to a desktop pre-built if you have to buy the rest of the parts like a monitor, keyboard, and mouse but you'll probably want to do that anyway with a laptop because buying an expensive laptop that can do 1440p resolution but you're stuck squinting on a tiny screen sounds like ass +--- 636223836 +>>636222572 (OP) +Gaming cpu > gaming laptop >>>> gaming handheld. +I'll take an Alienware laptop over a steam deck +--- 636224034 +>>636223836 +Steam Deck is $400 +--- 636224427 +>>636222987 +The 4070m is roughly equal to the 3080ti mobile in power, which was better than the titan rtx and somewhere between the 3060ti and 3070 desktop. Honestly the power of these things is great, the vram skimping and pricing suck, but the fact that you can so easily get a decently well cooled 3080 to 3090 desktop equivalent in a laptop's format factor is impressive to me. Now if only they could bring back hotswapable batteries... +--- 636224517 +>>636224034 +720p, low graphical resolution, 30fps, unwieldy clunker entertainment "handheld" for zoomers. +--- 636226540 +Gaming laptop + wireless controller + full library of emulated tendie games = peak mobile gaming experience + +Prove me wrong +--- 636227015 +My hate for gaming laptops comes from buying one when I first went to university thinking I was being the most euphoric individual for choosing specs over looks. In reality it was way too noisy to be used in public and the battery was shit. I should have gotten a macfagbook instead. +--- 636227558 +>>636226540 +>peak mobile gaming experience +yeah I love having to find somewhere to balance my laptop and carry the huge power brick around and then also carry around a controller +--- 636227781 +>>636227015 +What shitty laptop did you get that is loud while idling? And why would you spend thousands of dollars on a Mac when it can't even play games? +--- 636228305 +>>636227781 +$1400 Acer laptop that seemed to offer the best bang/buck. I don't remember the model. +A mac would have gotten me a gf, surely. Not being able to play games would have also been for the better I became a WoW junkie on that laptop. +--- 636228312 +>>636227015 +macs can barely game +--- 636228857 +I fix laptops for a living. +They suck. +They suck so bad i got my $10,000 investment back extremely fast. + +Asus sucks. +Acer is you get what you paid for tier. +HP sucks. +MSI is ok at best, stealth laptops suck. +Lenovo is ok but has shitty cooling and huge design problems that make me wonder if its planned obsolecense SuperIO chip is directly connected to the charger port and sometimes can get 20v sent to it killing it and good luck reprogramming a IO chip to replace it. +Everyone else is meh at best since they are just rebranded chinese laptops. +--- 636229248 +>>636222572 (OP) +if you want to buy one just go ahead dude, there's no need to create a reverse psychology thread to validate your purchase. +--- 636229994 +>>636222572 (OP) +>Still expensive as fuck +>Still overheating +>Still unupgradable +>Still break just as warranty ends +I bet there are more reasons. +--- 636230168 +>>636229994 +>>Still expensive as fuck +true but buying current gayman laptops is dumb, buy last gen +>Still overheating +only if you buy a shitty model +>Still unupgradable +are you retarded +>Still break just as warranty ends +skill issue. i have a 7 year old gaming laptop that still runs just as fine as it did when i got it +--- 636230432 +If your laptop fans die you're completely fucked. All fans are model specific proprietary components that are out of stock because the company doesn't manufacture them after a product series is deprecated. +--- 636230464 +>>636223836 +>Gaming cpu +stupid nigger. btw you cant afford an alienware craptop +--- 636230575 +>>636222572 (OP) +Why would I get a latop? My PC does what I need for life stuff. My Steam Deck does what I need for gaming. A laptop isn’t necessary anymore. +--- 636230907 +>>636230168 +>only if you buy a shitty model +Show me one that doesn't thermal throttle and isn't turning into jet engine under load. +>are you retarded +Both CPU and GPU are soldered into the fucking motherboard faggot. +>skill issue. i have a 7 year old gaming laptop that still runs just as fine as it did when i got it +Sample size of 1, so here is my sample size of 1 anecdote, my craptop died just after warranty. +--- 636231103 +>>636228305 +Or you could just set up a new fan curve, but I guess that's too intensive for most gaming laptop retards +--- 636231401 +>>636228857 +What makes ASUS suck? I got one of their gaming laptop and it works fine +--- 636231617 +>>636231401 +It’s a cheap brand. It’s the kind of product lines you’d find in Walmart. +--- 636231815 +>>636222572 (OP) +retards stuck in the past +--- 636231840 +>>636231103 +It didn't need to rev up to make an unacceptable level of noise. It was simply not fit for the job. +--- 636231947 +>>636222572 (OP) +/v/ hates everything made after 2010 +--- 636231974 +>>636231401 +Just shitty parts, they cheap out in VRM design and MOSFETs used often, even on their high end models. +--- 636231987 +>>636231947 +as WE should +--- 636232167 +>>636231947 +sounds like a solid rule of thumb +--- 636232208 +>>636231947 +/v/ can't even agree if traps are gay. So we can't agree on what we hate as well. +--- 636232320 +>>636223836 +>gaming cpu +Bro is playing calculator +--- 636232324 +You are joking? + +1. They will last barely 3 years +2. You cannot upgrade or change specs +3. Cannot run most new games without frying your GPU and CPU +4. You can build a PC with better specs that is cheaper + +What is the point? Laptops should only be used for web surfing, work, and fucking around, otherwise they are useless. +--- 636232441 +>>636232324 +3 years from now you should be upgrading your PC anyway especially with how shitty PC ports have been +--- 636232508 +my gaming desktop PC is fine and I don't need to be gaming anywhere else but my home office +--- 636232589 +>>636232324 +Some people can afford to own more than one thing +--- 636232786 +>>636222572 (OP) +Only games I play on my laptop are chess, dominion, and yugioh. I have an M2 MacBook Pro. I use it for development and video editing. +--- 636233034 +>>636232786 +>MacBook Pro +I don't understand why people buy Macs +--- 636233105 +>>636233034 +why not ? +--- 636233581 +>>636222572 (OP) +they're very pratical. got a lenovo with an rtx 3060 i5-12500h, for some $700 last black Friday. can run latest AAA shit fine. for example I played insomniac spider-man 1080p, mid. settings. ran pretty smooth. crashed only 3 times(which might had to do with the fact I got it free). +>>636224034 +lmao the fuck. @ that point just get a PS. +--- 636233674 +>>636233034 +It feels good man. Esthetically and from an engineering point of view they are a premium product. +Obviously they have some big limitations as well. diff --git a/v/636223019.txt b/v/636223019.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..42c79595efc3d664ab9c04da5a5b5456c637d80d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636223019.txt @@ -0,0 +1,196 @@ +----- +--- 636223019 +Post some pleasant skyboxes. +--- 636223383 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636223423 +Spyro thread +--- 636223561 +>>636223423 +--- 636223597 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636223639 +>>636223423 +It really doesn't get better than this +/thread tbqfhwy +--- 636223652 +>>636223561 +won't post anything else from Paper Beast, but this has some of the best skyboxes I've ever seen +--- 636223672 +>>636223423 +spbp +--- 636223698 +>>636223561 +jew posted this +--- 636223756 +>>636223652 +--- 636223864 +>>636223019 (OP) +>>636223423 +They look like shit in high resolution. +--- 636223931 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636223996 +>>636223756 +--- 636224117 +>>636223864 (You) +--- 636224159 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636224167 +>>636223996 +--- 636224175 +>>636223864 +True, but the reason why they're still talked about and loved by many is because of the dream-like art style. +--- 636224354 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636224408 +>>636224167 +--- 636224518 +>>636224408 +--- 636224646 +>>636224518 +just gonna ignore the schizo retard and post a newer game anyway +--- 636224680 +>>636223561 +Funny how this is the level I remember the least of from the game. Everything else is quite memorable. G5 building? Every moment. The air force base and air force one? Kino. +Even the deep sea level I remember better. +Crash site is just a super bland and mediocre level, yet it's absolutely gorgeous. +--- 636224705 +>the retard melting down over nothing +--- 636224734 +>>636224646 +--- 636224758 +>>636224354 +Man I love source engine +--- 636224761 +>>636224646 +God I fucking love skyboxes. +--- 636224802 +Why are jews so obsessed with selling us nostalgia? its like they want us to be manchildren...WAKE UP WHITE MAN +--- 636224825 +Game might not be the best but it's pretty comfy at night +--- 636224826 +>>636224758 +it's a thing of beauty +--- 636224905 +>tfw GT3 was the last Gran Turismo with color +--- 636224956 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636224974 +>>636224758 +>>636224826 + +You know Gabe Newell is a Jew right?? Justlike every billionaire millionaire etc? +--- 636224982 +>>636224825 +>actually thought this was a retro game +>reverse search +>it's the new pokemon +wew +--- 636225032 +>>636224802 +you're not funny or interesting. fuck off +--- 636225078 +>>636223528 +reddit.com/r/TheDonald +oh wait +--- 636225098 +http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/11/blue-sky-in-games-campaign-launched.html +--- 636225143 +>>636225032 +I'm not trying to be funny. I'm being honest +>>636225078 +I don't get your reddit tier joke but you can FUCK off fag +--- 636225179 +>>636225032 +im not anti-semitic or that poster but do you realize where you are? if you are so offended maybe try reddit +--- 636225372 +>>636225179 +>not anti-semetic + +KYS + +also heres a REAL skybox +--- 636225412 +Sea of Thieves perfected the day/night cycle for me. You can easily put a whole month down just doing the tall tales and gazing at the sky while you sail around exploring all the game has to offer +--- 636225445 +might be the least entertaining poster I've seen this year, just completely one dimensional +feel bad that this is how he'd choose to spend his time, spamming early 2010 era 'comedy'. go catch an MDE stream or something Anon, I'm sure you'll find it more worthwhile +--- 636225447 +>>636225179 +not either of those posters either but it's annoying as shit when the few threads on /v/ that are actually about vidya get raided by mentally ill retards like that. +--- 636225462 +>>636225179 +you are a 14 year old beaner telling people to 'go to reddit' on the internet +--- 636225542 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOuJ7zISU7M [Embed] + +Only real ones remember this. +--- 636225556 +>636225372 +>skybox +>posts interiors +10/10 made me acknowledge +--- 636225632 +>>636225445 +I posted a screenshot of a good looking game and sorry you're completely blinded by the propaganda, enjoy being a worthless man child jew lover. Probably a cuckold too yeah? +--- 636225645 +>>636225462 +no im just saying reddit would be a better option for your mental health if racism enrages you. 4chan is going to be racist all the time every board you dont escape from it +--- 636225657 +>>636225568 +--- 636225685 +>>636225372 +Bro, half of those are indoors +--- 636225729 +>>636225645 +I'm not racist. I'm trying to bring awareness to agloab cabal. +--- 636225760 +>>636225657 +can't even tell if this is a skybox +--- 636225878 +>>636225669 +game? +--- 636225892 +>>636223019 (OP) +>>636223423 +>>636223931 +>>636224175 +Based taste. +--- 636225917 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636225928 +>>636225878 +looks like dragon's dogma to me, prob the end game since it's the thing I don't remember for shit +--- 636226074 +>>636223383 +Soul +--- 636226127 +>>636223528 +pretty sure the jew want us to buy new thing and consoom, no? +--- 636226194 +>>636226127 +Apart of the jewish plan is to keep you buying both new and old. Obsession with the old guarantees interest in the new. Get it kike?? +--- 636226295 +>>636223528 +Shit bait. +--- 636226419 +>>636226295 +Not bait trying to save some of you worthless faggots from becoming feminized wastrels. +--- 636226431 +>>636223019 (OP) +--- 636226618 +>>636223861 +>in the age remasters remakes and ports to newer hardware, jfg will never EVER get it's turn +It hurts. +--- 636226652 +>>636223019 (OP) +I'll never get tired of this one +--- 636226813 +>>636225372 +Is that the latest Serious Sam? +--- 636226995 +>>636226813 +does look like serious sam to me, I'd recognize that shotgun anywhere +--- 636230158 +>>636223597 diff --git a/v/636223140.txt b/v/636223140.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b26818e36b51742c7b63904fc848cf7e1e2cfd77 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636223140.txt @@ -0,0 +1,222 @@ +----- +--- 636223140 +Hey it's me, Goku! +--- 636223234 +>english dub +--- 636223265 +Stop asking people to fuck your wife +--- 636223439 +>>636223140 (OP) +--- 636223881 +I consider every bit of dragon ball and all its specials and movies to be canon. +--- 636224246 +B-BEJITA...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! BEJITA!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! BEJITA!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES BEJITA PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK BEJITA ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK BEJITA SAMA!!!!! BEJITA SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR POWER POLE!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SON'S!!! BEJITA! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL SAIYAN PRINCE CUM!!! BEJITA PLEASE KISS ME! BEJITA BEJITA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! BEJITA... I LOVE YOU BEJITA!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BEJITA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! BEJTIA!!! LETS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! BEJITA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! BEJITA... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! BEJITA YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL SAIYAN SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! BEJITA! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... BEJITA! USE YOUR ENERGY RINGS AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME BEJITA'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! BEJITA!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY BEJITA EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! BEJITA! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS BEJITA!!!!! BEJITA PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU TRAIN IN THE THE ROOM OF SPACE AND TIME!!! BEJITA! BEERUS SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HIS CAT PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD BEJITA!!!! BEJITA!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!! +--- 636224332 +>>636223140 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pkBDZ2DCvc [Embed] +--- 636224428 +Best thread on /v/ right now. +--- 636224750 +>>636224246 +https://vocaroo.com/14EtsGTKiX2n +--- 636224896 +>>636224246 +Yabba Dabba Doo! +--- 636224961 +>>636223234 +Who the fuck actually prefers the Japanese voices? +--- 636224969 +>>636224246 +Literally how does /dbs/ create so much raw kino? +--- 636225016 +>>636223140 (OP) +>>636223225 +Gokubros.. whatever you do don’t search up the score between him and Bejita sama… +--- 636225037 +>>636224969 +i find it funny how half the memes 4chan uses these days come from there +--- 636225092 +You guys are fucking retarded +--- 636225138 +>>636225037 +No they don’t. +--- 636225409 +>>636224961 +Bait so pathetic it makes me feel pity. Have a (You), retard. +--- 636225580 +>>636225409 +--- 636225712 +... +--- 636225891 +>>636225138 +They kind of do. Any kind of concern shitposting and characterfagging uses some bastardization of /dbs/ memes from kneeling to this. +--- 636225939 +>>636225891 +Name one other example. +--- 636225969 +>>636225092 +Silence. SWINE. +--- 636225994 +Hey it's me, Goko! +--- 636226297 +>>636225016 +That has already been settled. +--- 636226393 +Why did Dragon Ball Super do it? +--- 636226651 +>>636224961 +watching the dub past like age 12 is only something fake weebs do +--- 636226817 +>>636226393 +Toriyama didn't like how Americans depicted Goku so he went full retard with him in Super. +--- 636226914 +>>636224961 +Retarded weebs who think they're part of some superior in group of "real" fans when they're actually just a bunch of corny faggots pretending a geriatric Asian woman's voice fits a muscular mid 40s male. +--- 636227045 +>>636223234 +Goku's screams are much more epic in the English dub. +--- 636227126 +>>636227045 +>Can do this in the Tenkaichi 4 mod +Based. Hopefully they figure out how to add costume slots without replacing them since they can add characters without removing anyone. +--- 636228260 +>>636226914 +>>636227045 +I made both of these posts and am also trans. +--- 636228324 +>>636224428 +That's not hard to accomplish. +--- 636228502 +>>636223140 (OP) +goku fucking ruined me.. +--- 636228587 +>>636228502 +You did a roll of shame I assume? +--- 636228673 +>>636225580 +--- 636228686 +I'm b4 my daily dose. You're slow today doc. +--- 636228768 +>>636228502 +--- 636228771 +>>636224961 +People with taste +--- 636228853 +>>636226817 +Ugh, he should just DIE already. Maybe then the series can be laid to rest, and taken out of TACOLUCO's paws. +--- 636229006 +>>636225939 +____bros… +--- 636229079 +>>636223140 (OP) +>Hello father. Your relentless pursuit of power has led to you neglecting those closest to you. Speaking of things closest to you, I'm sure you've noticed that your normal diaper has been replaced with a metal one welded to your body. Having fed you three $5 Bean and Cheese Deals from Del Taco while you were sedated, I'd say it's dangerously close to overflowing as well. With nowhere else to go, you'll be left to slowly drown in your own diaper fluids. In order to unlock it and the changing table across the room, you will have to prove that you truly care for the people in your life....by kissing Bejita's wife. Live or shart, make your choice father. +--- 636229241 +>>636224961 +troons +--- 636229776 +>>636223140 (OP) +All those Dragon Ball memes i have seen on 4chin and youtube have unironically convinced me to pick up and read Dragon Ball manga. +Since GT isn't adapted from manga, is it worth watching? And is Super worth reading too? +--- 636230002 +>>636229776 +>Since GT isn't adapted from manga, is it worth watching? +No but its still better than Super, that should give you a rough idea of how dreadful Super is + +>And is Super worth reading too? +if you like spicfictions from one of the former AF mangakas sure, but its not any better than the anime really +--- 636230246 +>>636229776 +GT is kinda poo but it's got soul. Granted I like Dragonball more than Z so I'm biased. +--- 636230415 +>>636223140 (OP) +JUMP VS CAPCOM FUCKING WHEN +PLEASE +PLEASE +--- 636230674 +>>636229776 +Watch the first and last episodes of each season for all the good parts of GT, everything else is shitty filler that gets forgotten immediately + +Super, you skip any arc that's covered by one of the movies because they're shit, which leaves you with Goku Black arc and the tournament of Power. Everything else is shit, and they're not particularly great. + +Honestly just check out DB/Z and call it good there, there's no reason to fuck up a good thing. +--- 636230953 +>>636226914 +Do muttshartistani kikeslave kid rapists actually think Goku and Vegeta sounding like generic cartoon muscleheads fits their characters? Does the dub have a completely different script or something? Cuz in the original that would be horribly out of place. +--- 636231259 +Delete everything after the Frieza saga +Make King Cold the final antagonist without bringing back Frieza +Have Super Saiyan Gohan save the day with Vegeta's help + +>still resolves Gohan and Vegeta's arcs +>does not undermine Frieza and Goku's power by saying some gay robots are stronger +>does not undo Goku's victory or give us ugly ass robot Frieza +>villain is still tied to saiyan history +>does not make Super Saiyan gay by introducing tiers of Super Saiyan +>can still have henchmen to give the Z Fighters someone to fight +>no weird time travel shit +--- 636231306 +>>636230953 +>pol nonsense +goku's original Z dub is perfection and you can tell when sean schemmel voices the "japanese personality" goku because he has zero emotion then +--- 636231427 +>>636231259 +>no weird time travel shit +BUT THEN THAT MEANS NO KINO FUTURE TRUNKS +theres someone that DOESN'T LOVE FUTURE TRUNKS?! +wtf +--- 636231649 +>>636223234 +>implying listening to old lady nips screaming is better +--- 636231892 +>>636231649 +Yes. +--- 636231910 +>>636223225 +>>636223140 (OP) +--- 636231959 +>>636231259 +I remember when ads for Disgaea RPG were around I'd see Laharl with a shirt despite being the same old topless Laharl ingame. This whole cover thing is genuinely just going to be like that. +--- 636232010 +>>636224961 +Ocean dub GODS unite +--- 636232117 +>>636223140 (OP) +>focus sash +>endeavor +>(quick) attack +>leave goku...to me... +--- 636232191 +It's simple +You watch sub if you liked OGDB, you watch the superior Kai dub if you prefer DBZ onwards +--- 636232281 +>>636223140 (OP) +AIEEEEEEE SAVE ME BEJITA +--- 636232480 +>>636223234 +Everyone knows that the Brazilian dub is the best way to experience DBZ hue hue hue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx-9TrZzbwM [Embed] +--- 636232807 +>>636232117 +>unsheathes ghost-type Goku +Nothing personnel kid +--- 636232993 +>>636232117 +instant transmission would have higher priority like extremespeed +--- 636233014 +>>636231259 +old good new bad +--- 636233025 +>>636232807 +>sucker punch +--- 636233314 +>>636229776 +I actually watched all of dragonball and it was quite an enjoyable ride. +--- 636233336 +>>636233025 +ACK +--- 636233385 +My hero +--- 636233485 +>>636232480 +>Brazilian dub +>Title says "Doblaje Portugal" +I'm getting mixed signals here. diff --git a/v/636223314.txt b/v/636223314.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..12bfed0279770b16e86f850ef467b42d81355362 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636223314.txt @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +----- +--- 636223314 +What's your favorite expansion pack or DLC of all time? +--- 636223576 +>>636223314 (OP) +--- 636224213 +Do standalone expansions count? +--- 636224740 +either undead nightmare or the old hunters +--- 636224840 +Frozen Throne was fucking great +--- 636225024 +>>636223779 +This. +--- 636225047 +Oblivion Shiverong Isles +--- 636225424 +>>636223314 (OP) +--- 636226024 +>>636223314 (OP) + +Frozen Throne +Diablo 2: LoD +WoW: The Burning Crusade +--- 636226064 +>>636223314 (OP) +>go underwater +HEEELP MEEEE DUUUUUUKE +--- 636226125 +>>636224213 +Sure +--- 636226314 +>>636225024 +Saved +>>636226024 +These are good too + +Pic related added base assault to multiplayer, which kept the game fun for years. +--- 636226461 +>>636223314 (OP) +Old world blues for new vegas. I’m just a sucker for retro futurism. +--- 636226586 +>>636223314 (OP) +Brood War +Frozen Throne + +Also Enemy Territory, but that's kinda cheating since it ended up becoming a stand alone free game rather than a RTCW expansion. +--- 636227365 +HOLY COW +--- 636229567 +>>636227365 +YOU KNOW WHAT COMES FROM TEXAS DON'T YA? +--- 636229646 +Probably the Animal Crossing Amiibo Update desu. Might be the most content I've ever seen added to a game entirely for free and it completely reset everyone's interest in an old game too, that was a really pleasant surprise when it was announced. +--- 636230128 +>>636223314 (OP) +Duke 3d was the height of my childhood and yet I never played the expansions or any other build engine games just the Duke!Zone shovelware levels. +--- 636230242 +This, I think. +--- 636231639 +>>636230242 +The real FEAR 2 +--- 636232573 +>>636223314 (OP) + +all those 3rd party duke addons sucked, they offered nothing new but art hacks + +op force was the best expansion pack. +--- 636232695 +Wrath of the Lich King +--- 636232954 +Tears of the kingdom +--- 636233249 +>>636223314 (OP) +Hyper fighting diff --git a/v/636223556.txt b/v/636223556.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..06494562f665413383df8f314ab85d148674e94d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636223556.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2091 @@ +----- +--- 636223556 +HOW TO PLAY ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM ON PC: RETARD GUIDE +(game runs better on hacked switches, but you should go and ask /hbg/ on >>>/vg/ ) + +Previous: >>636198394 → + +1 - THE GAME +>Torrents + +https://nyaa.si/view/1667208 + +https://www.1337x.to/torrent/5642922/The-Legend-of-Zelda-Tears-of-the-Kingdom-SWITCH/ + +>DDL + +https://nxbrew.com/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-switch-xci-nsp/ + +https://nsw2u.com/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-switch-nsp-xci + +2 - SWITCH EMULATORS +>Essentials +First, download the keys and firmware to launch the game. + +16.0.1 prod.keys: +https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10c755wcDVn3sBb5LkxwWk-lIkZsnv40X + +Firmware: +https://darthsternie.net/switch-firmwares/ + +>Ryujinx* +https://ryujinx.org/download +To install firmware, click on "tools -> install XCI or zip" + +To install keys, click on "File -> open ryujinx folder" and move the prod.keys file inside the system folder. + +*Download RyuSak. Nice for downloading keys and firmware, has mods for switch games etc on ryujinx. (when it works) +https://github.com/Ecks1337/RyuSAK/releases + +>Yuzu EA* +https://pineappleea.github.io/ + +To install keys, click on "open yuzu folder" and put prod.keys inside the keys folder. + +*Download the fix V2 here: +https://pixeldrain com/u/AtF2riyF +Replace your "load" folder in yuzu with the one from the zip file. + +3 - FIXES AND MODS +Update Ryujinx**. Yuzu 3555 fixed grass. + +Yuzu: good performance on Vulkan, but unstable. Worse performance on OpenGL, but crashes less (?) + +**Ryujinx - unstable build to fix crashes and the depths: +(PURGE YOUR SHADERS OR IT WILL CRASH) +https://pixel drain com/u/VbgQYEWR + +Tinker with settings on both emulators until you get a decent framerate or stop having crashes, but know that things won't be 100% perfect. + +>30-60 FPS MOD +https://gbatemp.net/download/loz-tears-of-the-kingdom-30fps-60fps-patch.37996/ + +>CHEATS +https://github.com/bad1dea/NXCheats/tree/main/The%20Legend%20of%20Zelda%20Tears%20of%20the%20Kingdom +--- 636223564 +ZELDA LEAK THREAD HISTORY + +#32: >>636198394 → +#31: >>636166393 → +#30: >>636158787 → +#29: >>636150942 → +#28: >>636147851 +#27: >>636139215 → +#26: >>636128885 → +#25: >>636113404 → +#24: >>636105485 → +#23: >>636097008 → +#22: >>636086863 → +#Y2: >>636084321 → +#Y1: >>636082379 → +#21: >>636077998 → +#20: >>636066549 → +#19: >>636060083 → +#18: >>636052258 → +#17: >>636044180 → +#16: >>636034480 → +NL2: >>636028403 → +NL1: >>636017168 → +#15: >>635990557 → +#14: >>635986430 → +#13: >>635979156 → +#12: >>635971841 → +#11: >>635965209 → +#10: >>635957593 → +#09: >>635950539 → +#08: >>635941421 → +#07: >>635927210 → / >>635927509 → +#06: >>635918295 → +#05: >>635906821 → +#04: >>635898350 → +#03: >>635889898 → +#02: >>635879914 → +#01: >>635871369 → + +NL stands for "no links" or transition threads +Y stands for threads focused on yuzu. + +1st yuzu fix: >>636081036 → +2nd yuzu fix: >>636118471 → +1st ryu crash fix build: >>636103173 → +2nd ryu crash fix build: >>636207626 → +--- 636223656 +chiken tendies +--- 636223761 +DAT ASS +--- 636223814 +gleeok IMPOSSIBLE +--- 636223823 +>>636223564 +>2nd ryu crash fix build: >>636207626 →(Cross-thread) +this is the the best option for ryujinx right now? +--- 636223826 +>Reaction to the Depths map +>Korok torture devices +>Reaction to the first footage of entering a chasm +>Dickbot +>Everyone thinking the first anon who discovered floor masters was doing a bullshit creepypasta +>"I can't find the mushrooms on the cave" +>Discovering the Yiga Earthwake scroll +>Shield rail grinding +>The five Lynel colosseum +>Anon's unlimited logworks +The TotK leak season has been peak comfy so far all things considered +--- 636223827 +Watching you retards getting filtered by the literal baby tier puzzles is hilarious +--- 636223870 +lol? +--- 636223930 +>>636223823 +The best option is to wait. That or make a backup of your save file because that might fuck it and you will lost your entire progress. +--- 636224020 +>>636223556 (OP) +Depths works on the unstable build, be sure to purge your shaders though. +--- 636224073 +I pirate. +But this game is worth my cash. + +I'll be purchasing it legitimately from the e shop when it drops. +--- 636224092 +stuck in the game over screen after i click continue on yuzu +--- 636224109 +Worth the annoying fight +--- 636224110 +Where do I find the Champion's Leathers? I read it was in the throne room, but I don't see anything. +--- 636224146 +>>636224073 +Lmao it’s confirmed trash DLC. No one is falling for this. +--- 636224152 +>>636224073 +Same, but I'm waiting for the rare sale. I love it but I'm also a cheap faggot. +--- 636224160 +there's a new ryujinx mystery meat build with some updates, it fixes all of my crashing issues and i've been exploring the depths in it perfectly +https://pixeldrain com/u/z4shqkZF +--- 636224239 +I love my husband, Kass! +--- 636224243 +>>636224110 +Nevermind, I had to light the torches. +--- 636224252 +How does it run on Steam Deck? +Probably not great I'm sure,but is it playable? +--- 636224280 +What’s the technical reason that the underground textures aren’t working? +--- 636224281 +>>636224006 +Just kys fag +--- 636224294 +I'm getting eyerape on Yuzu Vulkan +--- 636224296 +>>636224006 +>DURRRRR TRANNY THIEVES!!! IM TELLING NINTENDO!!! +jesus fucking christ do you guys ever come up with new material, you're not even trying +--- 636224313 +>>636223761 +Hottest Zelda +--- 636224323 +This area is horrifying to me, because I just remembered that wallmasters are in this game and this would be the worst place to put one. +--- 636224328 +>>636224252 +played through the intro and just landed onto hyrule +i think soon i'll meet the undegrounds and probably will have to stop then +--- 636224335 +>>636223827 +Nah man these puzzles are real tricky. It's not as simple as a jigsaw. You actually have to master movement, timing, switching tools. It's hard as. I've literally skipped shrines. + +>>636221787 → +I disagree, it clearly runs better than ryu when it doesn't crash. It's efficient. +If it was open source it would probably be superior. + +C++ wins that one. C# is absurdly dysfunctional even with it's memory mechanisms and windows optimization for me. I can get steady 30fps when yuzu doesn't crash. I can barely get 25 on ryujinx in areas because C# is just so bad. This shit should not be this bad and it's not the programmers, it just the lang. It's just so slow. +--- 636224364 +>>636224110 +light the 2 torches near the throne +--- 636224378 +Earthwake guide +Do you want an attack that is infinite and doesn't break? + +Collect all 3 Yiga outfits equip them and enter the old Yiga Hideout in Gerudo Highlands +>Yiga Mask - Great Plateau +This hideout is walled off by spikes enter from the air +>Yiga Armor - Akkala Ancient Tech Lab +Knock on the door +>Yiga Tights - Aldor Foodhills to the west of Great Hyrule Forest +There is a cave entrance just follow the Yiga statues + +Inside the old Yiga hideout talk to the guy by the Lightning Helm. Get rewards for his time trials (Cost 100 rupee a run) +>Defeat 3 Yiga in 1 minute +Opens nearby door, shine is outside +>Defeat 6 Yiga in 1 minute +Earthwake +>Defeat 9 Yiga in 1 minute +Lightning Helm +--- 636224432 +>>636224006 +--- 636224434 +>>636224020 +>>636224160 +Is this what the depths are supposed to look like? +Are the dark sections dark enough that you need a light source? +--- 636224457 +>>636224109 +where and which fight? +--- 636224495 +Patchanons please FOCUS on Yuzu Vulkan, we need +>Red dot fix +>Underground fix +>Expanded texture fix +It would be the best version BY FAR +--- 636224496 +walked in here and there's just nothing? do i just come back later? +--- 636224513 +>>636224006 +Why do you retards post on 4chan. 90% of the discussion about this game before it leaked was just shitting on it for being DLC. Now it’s all leaks and spoilers. What exactly are you getting out of reading any of this? +--- 636224525 +Patchautist here, found a way to disable some of the resolution scaling crap, making image sharper + +Inside yuzufix main.pchtxt file, above @stop, add +00C6325C 15000014 + +This should prevent game trying to render below 1920x1080, the resolution scaling in yuzu/ryu is pretty shit though so will still look pretty aliased, hopefully someone can find a fix to make game actually render at increased scale instead. + +Example pic with this mod, next post will show vanilla +--- 636224531 +>>636224457 +There's a coliseum underneath eventide island, go there, fight waves of gloom bokoblins, and you get her helmet +--- 636224552 +>>636224434 +They're pitch black once you get away from the entrance. +--- 636224593 +>>636224496 +Hit the yellow thing with an arrow +--- 636224595 +How to decrease crashes on Ryujinx 1.1.748 on Linux (only tested here): Select HOST: FAST in MEMORY MANAGER MODE. Pic related. Five hours so far. Not a single crash. +--- 636224597 +>>636224335 +>If it was open source +Where did this retarded notion that yuzu is closed source come from? It's been open source since its inception. It's a damn fork of Citra, which is GPLv2, which means it has to be open source. +--- 636224605 +>Go to the Rito village cause it was my favorite. +>It's filled with snow. + +Please tell me it goes back to normal... + +>>636224006 +I'm playing it on my Switch and aside from Ultrahand it doesn't drop that much. +--- 636224619 +>>636224323 +brightbloom seeds are your friend in that one. +--- 636224634 +>>636224525 +Here's vanilla for comparison, you can see how sharper links arms are, especially the edges on the ultrahand +Some might prefer the blurred edges instead of this though, I guess it kinda helps with aliasing, looks like they're actually using FSR in this game, not sure if FSR1 or FSR2 tho +--- 636224635 +>>636224073 +The only reason I’m not playing it yet is because I don’t want to start over when my Amazon copy arrives. I preordered it before they jacked the price up so I’m guaranteed $60 plus tax. It’s too big of a game for me to do so much shit over again. +--- 636224668 +fix for this shit fucking WHEN? +Yuzu would literally be perfect if this, the weird colored squares that appear, and the red dot could be fixed. +--- 636224706 +The Yuzu nukes are here + +Does Ryujinx still have the white pixels everywhere problem? +--- 636224717 +>>636224593 +ty +--- 636224724 +Just got to Hyrule and the game is picking up. The sky tutorial area must be the worst fucking shit out there, what were they thinking? +--- 636224726 +>>636224525 +Create a buymeacoffee so I can give you one. +--- 636224729 +Got any vids/webms of the final fight or the final boss? +I'm curious to see who it actually is, I assume it's ganon/ganondorf but I want to know what form he uses +--- 636224738 +>>636224635 +>>>/vt/ranny +--- 636224764 +>>636224668 +are you currently facing eyerape colors when playing as well? +--- 636224782 +>>636224668 +>vulkan + +try opengl at least the glitches have soul +see +>>636224706 +--- 636224809 +How to have less crashes on the newest ryujinx? + +Everytime I try to run totk on yuzu I get endless loading screen. +--- 636224843 +>>636224323 +The depths are hellish. +I wasn't expecting complete darkness and red life sucking shit all over the place. + + +>>636221052 → +In MM the gerudo were pirates. +Sexy brown girl pirates. + +If only nintendo could make things this sexy like they used to... +No Purah doesn't count. It's too little too late! +--- 636224845 +>>636224109 +She’s not completely forgotten at the very least… +--- 636224862 +>>636224764 +Oh yeah +>>636224782 +OpenGL has its own problem which is it runs like a god damn slideshow. If that was not the case OpenGL Yuzu would be perfect. Both have their issues and both may as well be unplayable until they're fixed. +--- 636224891 +>>636224809 +make sure the yuzu fix is installed in the right directory. + +youll notice as you play in Vulkan, your eyes will be torn out of their sockets and you will fucking die. +youll notice as you play in OpenGL that the game runs like ass. +--- 636224909 +Anyone know how to fix autosave and regular save not working on yuzu? Keeps getting stuck in a loop. +--- 636224912 +>>636224809 +OP says to purge your shaders. +--- 636224918 +The experimental Ryujinx build works, I can see the underground properly now, but it has really shitty performance compared to the constant 30 I was getting before +--- 636224991 +what's the easiest way to get the game to work on switch. I'm struggling with both the nsp and xci because of fat32 filesize limits and I have no idea how to make the games smaller on linux +I also tried the gratis pages dev shop download but when that completes the game never shows up in my installed folder +--- 636224993 +tfw yuzu vulkan performance is perfect but the graphical glitches make the game unplayable. +--- 636225014 +>>636224595 +I cant test it right now but I'll check later. I stopped playing yesterday due to the crashes. Hopefully it works for me. KHPKY + +edit: Fuck I wrote the captcha on the post +--- 636225015 +Everyone keeps saying that yuzu runs better but somehow on my end ryujinx keeps stable 30 but yuzu keep dipping below 20. (3700x & 5700xt) +I'm figuring i must be doing something wrong when trying out yuzu? +--- 636225041 +What does this dude want? Game being so vague about it. + +I already went to the cave next to the Hinox and cleared it out. +--- 636225072 +Is it possible to use same save on ryujinx and yuzu? +--- 636225076 +>>636224109 +>>636224845 +>just beat TP again +>now I'm just sad +At least TotK is approaching stable on emulation...slowly but surely now +--- 636225104 +Which version did you guys download? I grabbed the separated version and I can't figure how to combine them or play the game faster than 5fps +--- 636225107 +How do you open the rock door in Kohga's final quest? +--- 636225115 +>>636225041 +>ANOTHER ONE +--- 636225116 +>>636224434 +This is directly outside the big light tree anon, of course there;s going to be a ton of light. +--- 636225119 +>>636225076 +Thanks for reminding me that I meant to finish TP, and then got distracted playing TOTK all day +--- 636225123 +>shield surfing on an explosive barrel shield lets you bomb jump +holy shit kino +--- 636225135 +>>636225041 +The cave below the tower +Enter and use Ascend to enter the tower from below +--- 636225165 +>>636223556 (OP) +Heads up that the build linked in the OP is the outdated one that crashes on teleporting and stuff. +Please use this one. Thanks. +https://pixel drain com/u/z4shqkZF +--- 636225170 +so, my dear retarded anons +what do you think of the game so far? +--- 636225173 +So are Yuzu EA team just refusing to fix Vulkan's graphical issues before release? +--- 636225178 +with crashes fixed it seems like ryujinx is the clear winner for now no? unless you really need the extra performance +--- 636225192 +>>636225041 +>another one +--- 636225236 +>>636224525 +Any docs on how to mod ryujinx? +And how are you figuring this out? What logging/debug shit are you using? +--- 636225247 +>>636225015 +i just want to get rid of the weird boxes that ryujinx has but yuzu vulkan performs like shit +--- 636225269 +>>636225041 +yes but did you think to use Ascend? +--- 636225276 +>>636225170 +It looks fun and I can't wait to play it officially! +--- 636225291 +>>636225178 +Did you purge the shaders? What's your system spec? Did you update it inside the app or downloaded a new version? +--- 636225306 +>>636225178 +With how smooth Yuzu was running I can't go back to the shitty performance of Ryujinx. I'll either wait for the performance of Ryujinx to match Yuzu or the graphical bugs of Yuzu to be fixed. Whatever happens first. +--- 636225317 +>>636225178 +How to fix crashes? +--- 636225321 +>>636225170 +Purah is bae, Rauru is cute, Zelda is too bri'ish, game crashes too much for now. +--- 636225328 +>Check gamebanana +>See this +When did modders become such fags? +--- 636225338 +>>636224020 +How do you purge your shaders? +--- 636225347 +So has anyone else dropped the game yet or is it just me? I wasn’t having enough fun. A lot of the fusion stuff and going through menus was just too tedious. +--- 636225360 +>>636225135 +OMG. I'm starting to hate this rune. +--- 636225386 +i don't know what i expected, i was just experimenting with the fuse i had just gotten +--- 636225401 +>>636223556 (OP) +Why does a game thats running on 6 year old hardware look better than modern games today? +--- 636225421 +>>636225328 +Where have you been? They threw a tantrum a few months ago over someone modding out the LGBT flag in Spiderman. +--- 636225423 +>>636225360 +filtered +--- 636225427 +>>636224918 +Mines tanked, but that's likely the shaders needing to build a cache. +Shit sucks. If I kept play this for about 10 hours it might get more playable. But by then another patch happens and the cache becomes invalid. +--- 636225438 +>>636225338 +Delete the folder at + +Ryujinx\games\(bunch of numbers)\cache\shader +--- 636225496 +>>636224323 +>wallmasters are in this game +please no.. +--- 636225510 +Just fought this dude from the trailer. +Everyone on /v/ shit on the design but it was a really fun bossfight with a great gimmick. +Fuck I love this game +--- 636225524 +Yuzu Vulkan is a stuttering mess for me compared to Yuzu OpenGL. I don't know how you guys are getting better performance on Vulkan. +--- 636225532 +Seen a few anons say you can get the Master Sword from the dragon that flies around but I haven't seen it since I touched down on Hyrule's surface. Does something else make it appear or do I have to just keep sleeping in the sky and look out for it? +--- 636225535 +>>636224918 +What are your CPU/GPU? +--- 636225550 +im getting around 30fps in yuzu and ryu but the ms is really fucking high and makes it laggy, anyone have any idea for fixes? +--- 636225571 +>>636223556 (OP) +Yuzu EA asks for "area key" for the XCI file even though I've provided the keys retrieved from RyuSAK. Are there different/additional keys that must be provided? +--- 636225575 +>>636223556 (OP) +I how the fuck, do I kill the armored bokobolins, im wailing on them but doing fuck all damage, I haven't really done much, just finished the sky boat, mission, I've fuck all armor either, I have 10 golden spheres, but can't find any shrines to use them at, do I just sell my gems for rupees, because ive only got around 150 +--- 636225578 +>>636225178 +>unless you really need the extra performance +I don't really have a potato and it's bordering on too poor performance wise. It's nearly affecting my combat. + +Yuzu when it runs (barely) can get pretty smooth for short snippets. +--- 636225592 +>>636224146 +Does it at least some of the problems from the first game? +--- 636225598 +>>636225236 +Think you can probably just copy the yuzufix files into ryujinx mod folder fine then add the line I posted, the stuff that fix changes isn't actually specific to yuzu, just works around a yuzu bug which ryujinx doesn't have. + +If that doesn't work I guess you can just delete the sdk.pchtxt, then edit main.pchtxt, delete existing stuff between @enabled / @stop, and add the line posted. + +Just using IDA to look at code and yuzu gdbstub + gdb to debug shit at runtime, I'm pretty shit at using gdb though so it takes me a while (doesn't help that the addresses in IDA are different to gdb and need to convert them all the time >.>) +--- 636225614 +>>636225510 +>He flies up into the air and shoots block +>Stand on a block and reverse it +Ha HA +--- 636225626 +>>636225524 +It's the complete opposite for me I went inside this cave that's right next to the lookout town at the start of the game after you get off the flying island and it was a power point presentation. Quite literally unplayable. +--- 636225627 +>Yuzu runs great but eyerape makes it unplayable +Potatochads, our time will come soon +--- 636225634 +>>636225575 +Use blunt weapons or bombs anon. If you hit them and see blue that means your current weapon is ineffective +--- 636225638 +>>636225386 +Man, that's some good shit. Can't wait for a compilation of creative ways to kill yourself. +--- 636225642 +>>636224378 +Is there more scrolls like that? +--- 636225660 +add the yuzu vulkan eyerape to the OP +--- 636225668 +>>636225386 +This was comedic in delivery +--- 636225681 +>>636225524 +what Ive noticed is that opengl has way more issues building textures compared to vulkan +--- 636225682 +I hate the combat in BOTW but the physics traversal looks fun. Is the Nuts and Bolts part of this any good or am I going to have to wait for exploits to make this enjoyable? +--- 636225683 +he cute +--- 636225694 +How do I report this thread?????? This is FUCKING illegal +--- 636225696 +is there footage of the final boss? +--- 636225732 +>>636223826 + +>I can't find the mushrooms in the cave + +I'm such a fucking retard holy shit, why do I forget about this power everytime I need to use it? +--- 636225758 +>>636223556 (OP) +>Yuzu: good performance on Vulkan, but unstable. Worse performance on OpenGL, but crashes less (?) +Doesn't OpenGL have a huge memory leak problem? +--- 636225774 +>>636225328 +That's because many modders in the community are becoming tamed by these corps and their propaganda about law enforcement here. +In reality, nothing fucking happens. They'll hit one dude they can find and blow it up. +Even with algorithms this is the case because law claims are very expensive and slow. Hurrah for law being so shit that it can't stop this! :^) +--- 636225795 +Predict the most mind-numbingly stupid questions from paypiggies on launch day +--- 636225828 +>>636224073 +I will download this shit game 3 times more so your money doesn't help +--- 636225832 +Oh god oh fuck +--- 636225849 +>>636224109 +Can you still no longer upgrade the old DLC items. Wondered if they changed that. +--- 636225851 +>>636225614 +I completely forgot about the reverse rune. I just built some crazy ass thing and flew up above him to drop down on his platform +--- 636225867 +>>636224991 +Use NUT (lol) to install the .xci with Tinfoil with PC over USB. + +Guys, GUYS! Trust me and just go with real hardware until release date. I caved and finally copied over my save from Ryushit and you'll eventually get over the shitty resolution once you have the relief of not crashing or the game being broken as shit anymore. Runs perfectly fine with overclock. Just do that until Yuzu works properly in a couple weeks. +--- 636225869 +Where the fuck does Hestu go? +--- 636225876 +>>636225758 +yes I think the leak is worse on opengl as well, I was playing vulkan for about 4 hours straight without restarting earlier on EA 3554 yuzu build +--- 636225893 +>>636225535 +2070/3700X +--- 636225903 +>>636225496 +They look menacing too. +Was expecting SS AoC tier stuff, but I found a group of floormasters and they were pretty gruesome. +--- 636225904 +>>636225849 +Not sure, I found a great fairy but haven't interacted with her yet +--- 636225913 +>>636225795 +“How was your job?” +--- 636225935 +>>636225592 +>Only 4 dungeons and they're all short and look the same with copy pasta bosses at the end again +>literally copy pasted the overworld again and changed nothing besides npc locations +>"sky islands" make up like 5% of the total map land mass in the game +>shrines and Koroks again +>shit sidequests again +>Like 3 new enemies +>only 1 new overworld boss (gleeok) +>durability is just as shit +You tell me +--- 636225959 +>>636225869 +from near the tower? +he's in the new town outside hyrule castle +--- 636225963 +>>636225627 +Press F10. If it doesn't go away after a few presses then make/find a camp fire/stove and wait until night. +--- 636225980 +Anyone knows where I can find the rest of the skydiving suit? I got the shirt already. +--- 636225987 +>>636225869 +When he says he’s moving east he’s in the Hyrule town with every other dingback +--- 636226004 +>>636225524 +Settings? OpenGL works but the shader building is fucking aids. Vulkan would be perfect if the depths would load. +--- 636226007 +Is it true you can build your own house? Like pick and customize the rooms and everything? +--- 636226008 +>>636225598 +I mean that I want to get into this shit and learn how to debug my ass without knowing every intricacy of c# and ryujinx. +--- 636226075 +>>636224634 + +How does it look with the scaling disabled and SMAA on? +--- 636226083 +>>636224323 +did you found any wallmaster there? +would be a waste to not have any +--- 636226090 +Anyone else still annoyed with shrines? Having to stop exploring to do shrines is really boring. I'm much more interested in the exploration and combat than I am the shrines. The puzzles are mostly easy. +--- 636226105 +>>636225935 +>he doesn't know +--- 636226117 +yuzu memory leak fix when +--- 636226121 +>>636224020 +holy shit thank you I was literally walking and climbing on air even with a light source +--- 636226123 +tips for dealing with with gloom hands? I am low on bombs. +--- 636226138 +>>636225696 +No, but I saw some pictures on resetera looking for spoilers. It's just Ganon wielding his sword, but instead of his normal clothes he's engulfed in flames. +--- 636226162 +Does most recent Ryujin patch fix the square texture bugs? + +OpenGL Yuzu has been working for me fine, with a super slow memory leak +--- 636226170 +just reported this thread to Nintendo of America + +have fun in jail : ) +--- 636226172 +>>636226123 +don't +--- 636226203 +What's the best way to make money now? +--- 636226225 +>>636226090 +I dislike some of them where you have to build elaborate stuff, feels like a waste for a shrine +--- 636226230 +finally got the only mask that matters, love this weird mole thing +--- 636226235 +>https://fitgirl-repacks.site/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/ +Noice +--- 636226236 +>>636225338 +Right click on the game -> Cache Manegement -> Purge Shader Cache. +--- 636226254 +>>636225935 +That sounds like fucking ass. Thanks anon Im going to save my money +--- 636226292 +WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +>WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +>WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +>WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +>WHERE DO I FIND MORE BATTERY SHOPS +--- 636226304 +>>636226075 +Tried switching between SMAA on/off and didn't really notice any difference with aliasing at all, maybe it's not working properly in this game, unless it just doesn't work on opengl maybe +--- 636226305 +>>636226230 +Location? +--- 636226359 +>>636226292 +I still don't get how to convert them to the battery pack thing on you +--- 636226381 +How do you cure gleam? +--- 636226409 +Anyone have a fix for the infinite saving loop on yuzu? +--- 636226414 +>>636226230 +Holy shit a Terraria reference +--- 636226420 +>>636225795 +>Where do I go after the Sky Island part? +>Why is purah tall now? +>How can I beat this game when I work 80 hours a week to pay for my onions requirements? +--- 636226450 +>>636225935 +Why would someone do that, go to the internet and tell lies? + +>>636226254 +he is bullshiting +--- 636226509 +>>636225832 +Oh my god this underground is relentless. +I thought it would be babby. +--- 636226547 +>endless stutter as game compiles shaders for every new pixel it witnesses +>afraid to have the emulator output above 720p for fear of crashing +>just the lazy korok faggot who wants me to shuttle him over to his buttbuddy +>fell a tree to fashion into a platform +>game crashes +>felled several trees before without any issues +yeah, I'll just a week or two in the hopes that they can sort this shit out. This shitty survival/craftathon ain't worth the hassle anyway. +--- 636226549 +>>636226172 +yeah, i just got away and they dropped stones +--- 636226559 +>>636226305 +bottom left corner of underground, here's a map screenshot with coordinates +--- 636226570 +>>636226559 +Thanks +--- 636226575 +>>636226359 +There's a zonai right outside castle town +--- 636226603 +>>636226059 +? +--- 636226607 +>>636226059 +>they start talking about A-Zoom + +Fucking zoomers. +--- 636226616 +yuze either comes up as completely black vulcan or completely white in opengl. I dont know if shaders just need to keep loading or if there's something im missing +--- 636226637 +>>636223556 (OP) +so is yuzu good for the overworld now or is it still ryujinx = overworld, yuzu = underworld? +--- 636226676 +>>636226292 +Progress Josha's questline until you have to follow the statues in the Depths to the ruins where you get Autobuild and fight Kohga. After that, a shop will open there where you can buy crystals for Zonaite and a bigger version of the crystals for Large Zonaite, the stock is a lot bigger as well and you can teleport directly to it so you can actually start upgrading the battery capacity. +--- 636226678 +>>636226304 + +Seems to look really nice regardless at 1440p, thanks a ton for the tip anon. +--- 636226710 +>>636226637 +ryujinx = overworld, yuzu = underworld +--- 636226717 +>>636225935 +I still can't fucking believe the bullshit they pulled with the trailer editing making it look like you could have companions with you anywhere in the game. I was so excited to journey through Hyrule with Buckethead and the other fuckers. +--- 636226718 +I figured out how to fix the flashing lights bug on Yuzu Vulkan +resolution x2, so it's useless for toasters +--- 636226734 +>>636226637 +Yuzu OpenGL is near perfect depending on your hardware, except for the memory leak. + +The new Ryujinx update works underground now, but I’m not sure if the textures are fixed +--- 636226752 +>>636226547 +Eh, it becomes reasonable about 1hour or 2 of cache compiling. +I won't be doing another build unless that changes fast or the audio issue is fixed (it drives me nuts). +--- 636226760 +>>636226718 +I've been at 2x. It seems to come back after a while. +--- 636226779 +>>636225524 +AMD or Nvidia. +AMD's OpenGL drivers are dogshit, if you have AMD either you play on Vulkan or install Linux - there AMD OpenGL drivers are good. +Nvidia just werks both OpenGL and Vulkan on Windows. +--- 636226783 +>>636226718 +still doesn't fix all of its issues, i've been playing on 2x and vulkan still gets the horrible neon shit +--- 636226797 +>>636226230 +Ayo what legs? +--- 636226830 +>>636226710 +Ryu is better underworld now, read the thread. +Yuzu literally bugs underground for me, non-textually. It thinks the entire underground is red shit. +--- 636226837 +>>636225535 +Tegra x1 for both cpu/ and gpu +--- 636226860 +How much of the game is playable? +--- 636226882 +>>636226830 +No Yuzu underground bugs for me in OpenGL +--- 636226889 +This shit triggers me so hard +--- 636226907 +>>636226718 +anon 2x res works even on toastiest of toasters +switch gpu is literally 1/3 of a gt 1030 +--- 636226913 +>>636226718 +I swear it runs better at 2x on Ryujinx handheld than 1x handheld. +--- 636226937 +It may be kind of odd to say, but from what I’ve played, BotW feels like the better game. The improvements in TotK aren’t substantial enough and the dungeons I played were WORSE than the Divine Beasts. +--- 636226943 +>>636226797 +miner legs, forget where exactly you get them but somewhere in the abandoned central mine +--- 636226945 +>>636226676 +Do you know how to open the rock door for Kohga's third encounter? +--- 636226949 +>>636226860 +All of it +--- 636226950 +>3080 +>ryzen 5800x +what is the recommended emulator at the moment? ryujinx or yuzu? Just crashed because I approached 3 tutorial enemies at once and I guess ryujinx had a heart attack at trying to render that much movement at once. +--- 636226961 +Where is this stuff at? +--- 636226968 +>>636224006 +Hahahahahahahahahahaha seething faggot +--- 636226969 +>Zelda game with big cave exploration focus +>Didn't start with pic related +Fuck jewtendo +--- 636226985 +Why is all the audio echoing on Ryujinx +--- 636226992 +>>636226950 +Read +>>636226734 +--- 636226994 +>>636226882 +Ah that's probably why then. +--- 636227003 +>>636224020 +Where to get unstable build? Googling just brings up troubleshooting for unstable performance. +--- 636227041 +>>636226992 +let me guess, saves don't transfer between emulators, right? +--- 636227060 +Feels really good to fuck off to high "level" zones for a few hours, come back and one shot everything +--- 636227063 +>>636226943 +Bless, thanks anon +--- 636227078 +I hear the steam deck port of this game is in early access. That's pretty cool so Nintendo can polish the game before 1.0 is ready +--- 636227085 +>>636226937 +all the new powers ended up being kind of tedious to use, botw felt a lot more breezy to just run around in +--- 636227092 +>>636227041 +They do actually +--- 636227104 +>>636227003 +In the OP +--- 636227108 +I'm like 5 hours in. Pretty alright so far. If the underground doesn't blow me away, I'd give this a solid 6/10 +--- 636227113 +So do I use the firmware that comes with the underground patch build by patchanon (v15.0.1), or do I upgrade to v16.0.2? +--- 636227114 +>>636226937 +I guess it really depends on if you enjoy building things to advance in the game or not. I can see some people hating it. +--- 636227115 +>>636227041 +they do thanks to patchanon +--- 636227123 +>>636225867 +I got memed into switching to linux only to need to install windows to play a switch game +--- 636227135 +>>636223556 (OP) +thread that answers questions without spoilers for anons who want it. Yes i despise that site + +https://www.resetera.com/threads/tears-of-the-kingdom-non-spoiler-spoilers-q-a-impatient-gamers-enter-here.715225/page-20 +--- 636227152 +Post the floormaster pls +--- 636227159 +>>636226937 +>the dungeons I played were WORSE than the Divine Beasts +Lol. Lmao. +--- 636227178 +Anyone else likes building sentries? +--- 636227228 +>>636227104 +except don't use the build in the op, it still has crashes and is the older build +use >>636225165 +--- 636227234 +>>636225496 +They're fucking scary, I got chased by one and the motherfuckers are really fast, they grab you and gloom the fuck out of you. Idk how but I managed to kill it by running away from it, gave a dark plup or something +--- 636227235 +>>636225682 +>>636225682 +>>636225682 +Are you faggots even playing this game or are you just pretending. +--- 636227270 +>>636226760 +>>636226783 +>>636226907 +>>636226913 +x2 lagged for me super hard +Funny thing is, I closed the game down, went back to x1 and now I have no graphical bugs even if I was getting them so hard before the game crashed within seconds +--- 636227329 +I think my go-to build in this game is usually 3 trees combined into one giant log +--- 636227345 +>>636226937 +I definitely think TotK is way more engaging. +That only occurred to me after literally trying to find sky islands to detour the main map. It's pretty brutal to navigate otherwise and that's what I wanted. Every patch of earth feels like a challenge now. + +Ah man, I can already see this becoming a BotW v TotK divide in the fanbase. Some fans will hate how brutal it can be at times. +--- 636227364 +how hard would it be to move my emulated save data to my nintendo switch once the game officially releases? what's the minimum effort required to pull this off? +--- 636227391 +>>636224073 +>>636224635 +Played it for a bit to know if I should cancel my preorder because the marketing (and the doomposting) was just making me less and less excited about the game but after playing around for a few hours I was pleasantly surprised by how much fun I was having so I decided to stop and wait for the official release. +--- 636227410 +>>636225867 +>>636227123 +this is impossible to follow for a regular person +--- 636227426 +>>636223556 (OP) +uhhh so I tried the new new ryu build, the one with the time workaround the underground renders perfectly, but gloom doesnt seem to do anything?? +--- 636227427 +>>636226961 +Probably Tarrey Town. + +>>636226985 +We don't quite know yet. +--- 636227487 +>>636227364 +You have to have a hacked switch. Nintendo's save transfer is through their online service +--- 636227490 +>>636227123 +Dont use Linux unless you REALLY have a use for it man. For example I need to run a fuckton of docker containers which means I need to use Linux so that the memory of my system doesn't blow up. +--- 636227567 +>>636227114 +I despise it. Its pure tedium to me +--- 636227574 +HOLY FUCK GLEEOKS HAVE TOO MUCH HP WHAT DO I DO +--- 636227583 +>>636227410 +2bh that's about as complex as windows builds for yuzu and ryujinx right now. +Only you have to click links. +--- 636227586 +>go to the shrine of resurrection +>not even a hint of sheikah tech left in there somehow, just looks like a regular cave +what the fuck is going on? it's like it all fucking vanished. +--- 636227592 +Has anyone got the Tunic of The Wild yet or a new tunic? That's the main thing I want that I haven't saw yet. +--- 636227602 +What the fuck do I do for this water bubble puzzle shrine in the Zora dungeon? The fucking bubbles disappear when I connect them so I can't possibly swim fast enough to get up to the second platform +--- 636227615 +>>636227487 +I hope if a switch 2 releases they allow offline save transfers over usb. I will actually just never get a switch 2 if my saves dont transfer and its not hackable +--- 636227623 +Question, goty or not? be honest with me friends +Also, what you guys think of the depths? +--- 636227654 +>>636226676 +thx, uhh how do i start it? i showed here the picture of the statue in the depths, but there's nothing new her or goggles gives me +--- 636227678 +>>636227426 +Oh no, maybe I was meant to be dying. +I thought that was yuzu glitching, not ryu. +--- 636227691 +>>636227345 +Yeah this game can definitely end up less popular with casuals and shitters, earlier today u saw someone say the underground is brutal like that's a bad thing while I'm here celebrating this game may actually pose some challenge now +--- 636227696 +>>636226004 +Can't access PC right now. It was like native resolution, docked, FSR at 80, and default for the rest. + +>>636226779 +Nvidia 3060 Ti +--- 636227697 +>>636227586 +there is a secret in the cave +--- 636227701 +it's kinda weird that when they just started getting back on their feet, another calamity comes, does the story explain this? +--- 636227708 +So Zonai charges do nothing when fused or am I missing something? +Feels like a waste of potential +--- 636227720 +>>636227654 +You might have to complete one of the dungeons first, I went back after doing the Wind Temple. +--- 636227742 +>>636227574 +Bomb it, anon. Bomb the shit out of it. I'm Bomberman now. +--- 636227752 +>>636224006 +kill yourself faggot +--- 636227775 +>>636227567 +Kek, well you're not gonna like this game, anon. +--- 636227796 +does HAGS improve performance at all? i remember older threads from yesterday saying to turn it on but i havent heard it mentioned since +--- 636227808 +>>636227583 +these two things are very different +--- 636227817 +>>636227623 +I'd say it's at least a GOTY nominee. I haven't played RE4MAKE so I'm not sure if it's a winner, but it's pretty damn good. +--- 636227835 +I just started the game and I'm in the starting are where i have to go to beat some shrines. +Am I supposed to have a shirt at this point? I think I missed it. Can I go back for it in the cave? +--- 636227846 +>>636227720 +i've done the wind and the spirit temple so far.. i'll just keep checkin in on here as i go +--- 636227856 +Anyone know how to do Kohga's third quest? I'm following the statues, but one of the statues is toppled and a grunt said that there's a way to activate a hidden door or something but I can't figure it out. +--- 636227872 +>>636227586 +I thought someone in the fort outside hyrule castle said something about shit disintegrating or something. Like weapons/buildings. +It could be related to the mechanic using inverting time. +--- 636227893 +>>636227623 +>be honest with me friends +>/v/ +>Genuinely giving an opinion about a game +>about the sequel to one of the most shitposted games in the website no less +--- 636227903 +>>636225510 +I kept using ultrahand to pull his core and recall I think twice lol so easy +--- 636227975 +>>636227691 +I'm loving it. It's like when you first enter BotW, only it's nonstop like that. You get health, weapons, etc and it's not helping me at all. You just have to get gud. +--- 636227978 +>>636227623 +depths is underwhelming, assuming all the main dungeons are now all in the depths, that's the highlight but general depth traversal is quite boring, if the gloom wasn't visible without light, it would be very ludo +--- 636228086 +>>636224006 +Sneed feed and seed. +--- 636228091 +how hard will nintendo rape me if i download this +--- 636228109 +>>636227178 +hehe looks fun +--- 636228160 +>>636227775 +Funny you posted that Ganon in particular since TerminalMontage did a new Ganon for TotK. +https://youtu.be/aOB2mSALBiA [Embed] +--- 636228168 +>>636227978 +>depths is underwhelming, assuming all the main dungeons are now all in the depths, that's the highlight but general depth traversal +apparently you quite literally don't know what's down there yet here you are giving your worthless opinion +--- 636228196 +Have any of you gone to the yiga clan hideout to check out the big hole? +--- 636228203 +How do I transfer my save from Ryujinx to Yuzu? +--- 636228232 +>open ryujinx +>it wants to update +>let it +>it deletes its own EXE +? +??? +--- 636228234 +>>636228091 +The real question is, how much money has Nintendo lost now that everyone is playing their game? +--- 636228245 +>>636227742 +I KILLED HIM BUT I HAD TO CHUG THROUGH MULTIPLE MEALS WHENEVER I GOT HIT BY THE LASER AND WENT THROUGH THREE OF MY MOST HIGH POWER WEAPONS +WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING BOSSES WHOSE CHANCE PHASE CAN ONLY BE TRIGGERED BY ARROWS??? +--- 636228257 +>>636224006 +>You fucking ruined the magic. +We're playing the game and discovering everything organically while helping other anons and making funny webms before everyone gets the game and starts making guides or linking eceleb streams like faggots. This is as magical as it gets, especially when there's so much fun shit to do in the game. +--- 636228267 +>>636228091 +You're fine. However those who are seeding and the dude who initially leaked are sticking their necks out. +--- 636228268 +>>636227808 +Why did you use FAT32 and not exFAT? +--- 636228301 +10 hours in on ryu and updated ryu. now my game wont load it just crashes when i try to open. +Wat do? +also where are save files located for ryu? +--- 636228317 +Someone please tell me I can make this. +--- 636228328 +so no underwater exploration then? +--- 636228339 +>>636228232 +Anti-virus? +--- 636228354 +>>636228328 +Nope, sorry. +--- 636228382 +wtf +--- 636228384 +>>636228328 +DLC or BOTW3 +--- 636228410 +patch bros.... +--- 636228414 +>>636228267 +>. However those who are seeding an +can.. can you set it so you don't seed when Qbitting shit? i thought it was mandatory during the download +--- 636228420 +>>636228232 +Yeah, the new update did some shit. It deleted all my settings and keeps freezing +--- 636228431 +>>636223556 (OP) +Honestly playing this game at the same time that other anons is fun and seeing said anons getting plebfilter by puzzles you easily did makes me feel clever +however i cant fell too smug about it since the fucking mushroom rito at that one tower plebfiltered me reee +--- 636228434 +>>636228203 +Right click on your game and open save file location. Do the same in yuzu and copy paste. +--- 636228449 +>>636228168 +that is true but going from rock to rock, there's no need for bloom seeds at all, there is some cool stuff like meeting the yiga clan but apart from that, blunder +--- 636228474 +>>636228382 +>5hearts + +jesus this game is like being a glass cannon. +--- 636228475 +>>636225935 +>shrines and Koroks again +This is the only thing you said that was true, and both of those things are ever better this time. +--- 636228481 +>>636228382 +diffed lmao he saw your ass, you can even see him glance back before he does the counter +--- 636228521 +>>636228382 +yuzu moment, but realistically, setting gpu accuracy to high fixes that from my experience. +--- 636228523 +>>636228232 +happened to me a bunch, you hit download while also having it load up zelda, since the loading takes a while and the update queue doesn't happen right away, just re zip the ryujinx folder and hit the new exe. the save will be fine +--- 636228535 +>>636228203 +Rightclick TOTK in Ryujinx, open save location, copy the files, rightclick TOTK in Yuzu, open save location, paste. +Make sure you have the Yuzu fix v2 or Ryujinx saves will crash. +--- 636228556 +do I need to do anything with the piece the Flux construct drops? +--- 636228606 +Am i doing something wrong or does yuzu just hate ayymd? no matter the settings or resolution (native or 2x) it wont go past 20fps but on ryujinx it's stable at 30 (havent tried the 60fps mod yet), both on vulkan (3700x and 5700xt) +--- 636228643 +how do you use the towing harness? It's in my inventory but I can't find a way to drop or interact with it +--- 636228647 +>>636228382 +outskilled +--- 636228651 +>>636228382 +>They learned from all the times getting sneak attacked in the first game. +--- 636228668 +>>636228606 +AMD hates openGL and Vulkan doesn't work on Yuzu yet. +--- 636228675 +>>636228410 +i checked, the v2 from the gbatemp literally has that in the file lmfao +--- 636228687 +This was the most fun I've had with a shrine in a long time. My fav for sure. +--- 636228701 +>>636223826 +>https://pixeldrain com/u/AtF2riyF +agreed. +/v/ is in a good spot right now +--- 636228730 +>>636228643 +only equip at stables +--- 636228776 +>>636227178 +can you just bring sentry guns to the final fight? +--- 636228782 +>try the new EA Yuzu build with anon's V2 +>game seems to be running flawlessly +LET'S FUCKING GO I'M IN +--- 636228794 +How big does the underground FEEL? Does it have the sam verticality of the surface? Assuming it doesn't, I'd imagine it might feel both smaller and larger (due to not being able to glide long distances). + +>>636223826 +Links to logs, pls +--- 636228804 +>>636228475 +Hey durability is still shit too +--- 636228825 +>>636228643 +you can equip it at stables, talk to the guy at the desk. he also asks if you want it when taking a horse out +--- 636228859 +>>636228384 +>Atlantis themed DLC with zora swimming controls +Please Nintendo +--- 636228868 +>>636228668 +>Vulkan doesn't work on Yuzu yet +then why is everyone saying yuzu vulkan runs the best? +--- 636228873 +>>636228804 +Not really. Fuse pretty much negates it as a problem. +--- 636228896 +>>636228782 +Yeah it seems that way at first just wait until all the weird graphical glitches start happening +--- 636228901 +>>636228234 +Were getting fucked so hard by corpos and jews these days that I feel absolutely no remorse. Save money whenever you can. +--- 636228908 +>>636227345 +I appreciate the difficulty buff from BotW, but I was definitely going out of intended order and punching above my belt so I did get creamed a bit. I do think there should be a more substantial penalty instead of just respawning you pretty much exactly where you died because I just kept going ahead as there was no reason to stop as the benefit of high level parts outweighed dying multiple times. +--- 636228921 +>>636228859 +>Fourth map +I'd cum +--- 636228927 +>>636228782 +be warned there is a really bad memory leak on opengl, if you have a lot of vram you can sort of just brute force if but eventually your performance is gonna tank and you'll need to restart the emulator. yuzu opengl is near flawless otherwise though +--- 636228928 +>>636228868 +Because it does. It's just that there are a few graphical bugs that make things unplayable. +--- 636228950 +>>636228730 +>>636228825 +got it, thanks anons +--- 636228992 +I dunno who coded em, but the fuckin cheats are making me love this game much more. + +Just like exploring. +--- 636228998 +>>636228234 +>Oh no, they'll only make 500 trillion dollars instead of 500 trillion and 70 dollars. Poor Nintendo. +--- 636229001 +>>636223556 (OP) +can someone give me a hint as to what the fuck you do? i have literally no idea and i've sat here for 30 minutes +--- 636229034 +>>636228606 +>>636228668 +this is why i hate amd im so glad i switched to nvidia last month +--- 636229037 +>>636228928 +Then im gonna ask my first question again, +why does yuzu keep running in the 20's no matter the settings while ryujinx is stable and locked at 30? +--- 636229048 +>>636227701 +it does. it's a dont stick your hand in the decayed cookie jar situation. +--- 636229049 +>>636229001 +Mirror shield? +--- 636229112 +>>636228868 +Because they aren't going to the underground. +--- 636229165 +>>636229049 +what purpose would that even serve, it drops the floor if you trigger the red lines +lmao my captcha +--- 636229197 +So is Yuzu or RyujinX better to play it on? I was told Yuzu is wonky right now. I saw that there is also a 60 FPS patch, does it work properly? +--- 636229217 +Anyone got a solution for the built for rails shrine (jiukoum) +No matter what I build the thing will always fall off as you try to get from the two starter rails onto the one that moves in a circle and leads to the end of the shrine +All you get is three squares, a rectangle and three fans, but all the seemingly obvious builds don't work, they either fall off or they're too heavy and the fans won't move them +--- 636229218 +>doing 20 different hacks and workarounds vs. just waiting another week for the patch +I don't get it. +--- 636229228 +>>636227602 +Anybody? Is there something I'm missing? They just stay for like 10.seconds and are impossible to stack on each other +--- 636229242 +>>636228414 +Seeding only begins after you're done downloading, you'll be fine as long as you snip it off as soon as you have the file. +--- 636229246 +>>636228234 +0$ nintendo niggers will still buy it und pc fags would have never bought it +--- 636229267 +>>636229218 +>not playing with your hacked switch today +Ngmi +--- 636229285 +Does anyone know what to feed the frogs in the Gerudo caves? +--- 636229329 +>>636229218 +god i fucking love this manga +--- 636229335 +>>636229218 +This is how patches are born, anon. +But some of us do like debugging. +--- 636229357 +>>636229197 +apparently yuzu has better performance but vulkan is busted so that's straight bs since opengl is like a slideshow compiling shaders every 10 seconds on top of that there's memory leak.I play vulkan on ryujinx and apart from the weird white texures and underground it's solid +--- 636229372 +>Japanese Yunobo +--- 636229382 +Has anybody found this games equivalent of these bad boys yet? +--- 636229384 +>>636229001 +Either you can switch them off or recall the floor and run through? + +I can't get the built for rails shrine done, what's this one called and where is it, I might be able to get over to it and have a look +--- 636229409 +>>636229218 +I'm almost enjoying my anger +--- 636229437 +>>636229218 +tinkering is more fun than playing the game +--- 636229440 +>>636229218 +It's called autism. You wouldn't understand +--- 636229441 +>>636225683 +Please tell me you can stable them this time. +--- 636229459 +the new ryujinx builld crashes after around 10 seconds of running around after purging shaders, works fine on the regular build, oh well +--- 636229462 +>>636229267 +It's fun. There is nothing else to play +--- 636229478 +>>636229382 +FORGOT MY FUCKING IMAGE +--- 636229480 +>>636228234 +>money lost +the vast majority of people pirating seem to be pc lads without a switch. so very little. It probably cost very little as well +--- 636229483 +>>636229335 +Unfortunately a lot of it is placebo. You start seeing the same disable this in windows or refresh your registry of whatever that keeps getting mentioned for every single game that didn't run well on launch. +--- 636229537 +>>636229197 +to sum up both emulators right now for you, yuzu works near perfectly in opengl with high gpu accuracy, it just has stuttering from shader compilation and a vram leak, and ryujinx is pretty good with the frankenstein build, more stable than yuzu but it still has the cum stain rocks, ui transparency bugs, and audio issues. honestly just try both and see which works better for you, right now it mostly depends on the person, they're both playable with their own flaws +--- 636229540 +>>636229441 +no_ +--- 636229548 +ruy dirty crashes every 20 minutes even with the crashfix and yes i deleted my shader still happens wtf am i doing wrong +--- 636229556 +>>636229218 +Some people just like troubleshooting stuff. I'm one of those and the hours fly by when I'm doing that shit. +--- 636229564 +>>636229048 +wdym about that, did zelda and link "reactivate" ganondorf? +--- 636229589 +>>636229564 +correct. +--- 636229624 +>>636229384 +can't recall the floor, can't do anything to the floor. you might be able to toggle off the lasers but i haven't figured out how. you can use a shield or any item to activate the lasers but i can't figure out any purpose. here's the shrine and location +--- 636229625 +Shit, I was gonna emulate it but maybe it'd be better just to buy the official release. My only complaint is the official release won't run in 60 FPS and never will, at least you could get a 60 FPS mod/patch for the game, but BoTW ran in 30 FPS and I played that on the Switch and didn't seem to really have an issue with it. + +I guess for this game at least it doesn't matter if it runs at 60 FPS. +--- 636229684 +>>636229589 +i don't know if this is confirmed so far but if it's that, god what a stupid move by them +--- 636229695 +>>636229459 +make sure you don't have the outdated one, that one crashes like crazy +--- 636229697 +>>636229624 +>>636229384 +oops sorry i meant to include the coordinates +--- 636229707 +>>636229218 +tinkering is fun and i have no other vidya to play, and honestly the workarounds aren't that bad. right now all you need is a custom ryujinx build and the 30fps mod which are both super easy, after that it Just Works +--- 636229726 +>>636229218 +>(human) +...as opposed to what? +--- 636229757 +>>636229537 +Ryujinx wins simply for the fact its depth buffer is not bugged. If you use reshade, MXAO and RTGI to make the game not look like a 2006 game it bugs out on yuzu. +--- 636229760 +>>636229285 +Seconding this, onegai anons? +--- 636229761 +>>636229540 +Six years for this garbage? +--- 636229774 +>>636229695 +can you link the new one, i just took the one from the OP +--- 636229818 +it's cool that hyrule isn't flooded with monsters anymore, really gives it a new soul with all of the people going around and stuff +--- 636229834 +>>636229757 +ill be honest reshade in botw was ugly as fuck so i don't really give a shit. enjoy your graphix though i guess? +--- 636229860 +Is there any new fix? I know about the totkfix v2 and that's it +--- 636229879 +>>636229001 +there should be a ladder on the left side +--- 636229895 +guess im gonna be stuck with the mystery boxes on the ui with ryujinx, since yuzu cant hold stable framerate +--- 636229920 +>>636229564 +Yeah, and it cost Link his arm, all the hearts/stamina you earned in the previous game and the Master Sword getting broken in the beginning if the leaked scenes are anything to go by. Then again, if they didn't rip off the malice infected bandaid soon, it would have probably cropped up as an even worse calamity than it already is. +--- 636229948 +>>636229834 +You think reshade is ass because you downloaded profiles that destoryed the original art style. My version of it keeps all the colors intact it just makes AO and light bounce/reflections 10x better. I dont fuck with clarity or color adaptation shit like all of the other ones did +--- 636229956 +>>636229860 +yuzu updated to fix grass rendering but its still worth using ryu primarily +--- 636229971 +Is there ANY footage of the final boss fights yet? I've seen the ending scene, but not the last boss. +--- 636229987 +>>636229818 +The lack of Guardians removes the overworld difficulty. Then you get hit by a gloom pebble underground and get fucked. +--- 636229995 +>>636229001 +Go left and wrap around until you get to the locked door, then trigger the second set of lasers. It activates a trap door which drops you into the room with the key. +--- 636230018 +>>636229774 +found it nevermind +--- 636230041 +>>636229895 +try opengl for both emulators +--- 636230045 +>>636229971 +you dont need footage just yolo down hyrule castle chasm and get to the bottom you can just kill the 4 dungeon bosses and yolo gannon like the first game. +--- 636230078 +>>636230018 +where? +--- 636230113 +>>636225935 +>be gone for hours +>snoys still shitting up threads +Mindbroken +--- 636230115 +>>636229037 +Did you apply the 30fps mod? It worked fine after that for me. +--- 636230129 +>>636229879 +>>636229995 +uhh.. over here? i dont see any ladder or anything you guys are talking about +--- 636230172 +is gloom fucked? +if you go too deep, you just start getting gloom damage, if you are too high, not even malice spots hurt you +--- 636230182 +>>636230078 +here +>>636225165 +--- 636230216 +>>636230172 +set render accuracy to high in YUZU, known bug +--- 636230231 +>>636230129 +ascend? +--- 636230232 +I am having a pretty good time using Vulkan Yuzu except for going underground obviously. The weird ass colours occasionally happen, but switching to handheld fixes it most of the time and if that doesn't work, restarting the game fixes it. No crashes, no soundbug, the game just works (unless you go underground, obviously) + +3080 / 5800X3D +--- 636230247 +>>636230129 +ASS END +--- 636230249 +>>636228873 +No it doesn't. Fused items break. And only things like rocks have "high" durability. The problem is still there. +--- 636230278 +>>636228449 +But why do you claim all main dungeons are in the underground? 2 alone are in the air +--- 636230292 +>>636230231 +>>636230247 +god fucking damnit you guys i'm a retard. i keep forgetting about this ability for some reason. thanks +--- 636230316 +>>636230216 +what about ryujinx +--- 636230354 +>>636230316 +you shouldnt be using ryujinx for the depths at all because they render even worse +--- 636230359 +WHERE THE FUCK ARE BILLSONS MUSHROOMS +THIS FAGGOT BIRD TOLD ME TO GO INTO THE CAVE AND I DID AND NO MUSHROOMS OTHER THAN GLOWCAPS +--- 636230438 +>>636229920 +I hope some kind of inevitability is explained. They can’t be that fucking stupid. +--- 636230460 +Anon you have bought the house with the discount you got after fucking the construction guys wife and daughter, right? +--- 636230469 +>>636230354 +--- 636230471 +>>636229625 +So long as it stays at a stable 30 I don't mind too much. + +Frame dropping on switch has me concerned though +--- 636230476 +This was a pretty tough fight +--- 636230495 +How are the side quests and towns in this game? Do you get to build any houses for people in Hyrule? +--- 636230509 +>>636230460 +I thought I already had a house +--- 636230514 +>>636229987 +It's pretty clever making the underground into the designated hostile area desu, since there's a sense of progression from "ok right now I can mostly handle the surface" into full on cave explorer mode +--- 636230543 +>>636230469 +how? +--- 636230563 +>>636230469 +oh shit? when did the depths start working? i mean i guess the gloom is still fucked but thats way better than yesterday +--- 636230583 +>>636230249 +>No it doesn't. Fused items break. +Yes, but they don't break quickly and since you can use enemy parts, you have incentive to fight more things instead of hoarding like a fag. +--- 636230609 +>>636230115 +doesn't seem to affect anything +>>636230041 +open gl is worse than vulcan atleast on yuzu, ryujinx runs fine with vulcan but has thos boxes on the ui +--- 636230620 +>>636229818 +I'd say it's flooded with even more monsters, but yeah having tons of npcs running around and doing their own things makes this version of hyrule feel more alive +BOTW was retarded because during the 100 years there wasn't a resistance or organized militia or anything but they fixed that this time +--- 636230624 +>>636229948 +can i get a screenshot or sumn +--- 636230631 +>>636229329 +what is it? +--- 636230643 +>>636230509 +Bottom right new town you can buy a plot of land and place whatever rooms and stuff you like. This wasn't in the first game right? You just got a premade house? +--- 636230656 +>>636230543 +>>636230563 +it's in the OP +--- 636230662 +>>636230509 +Zelda stole it because Link is too much of a bitch. +--- 636230726 +>>636225832 +That took me way too long +--- 636230731 +>>636230563 +Today. +--- 636230746 +>>636229382 +>>636229478 +nope, it was my go to old game, the tower was right next to like 15 of them, that's 15 full fucking heals +some caves like the one under the main hub town has like 3-4 truffles, but it's too much of a run around to bother and not enough +--- 636230761 +>>636230643 +anon all those places with the free build materials are places you can later buy to make a house from +--- 636230768 +>>636230469 +>>636230563 +>>636230656 +so use the custom build in OP and use vulkan now? I had been hearing for days that OpenGL was the only choice for both emulators still +--- 636230770 +>>636230731 +kino +--- 636230808 +How do I get into this mountain to fight Kohga? +--- 636230840 +UNGA BUNGA +--- 636230846 +Haven't been here since yesterday, what's different about this V2 fix? I already had the first one but I just updated EA Yuzu. +--- 636230863 +>>636224335 +reee c# bad not devs bad +--- 636230886 +>>636230249 +Use your strongest monster mats on extra durable sticks and they take forever to break. any weapon fused with diamonds take over 100 hits to break. I managed to kill a Blue Lynel with only two weapons. +--- 636230906 +Am I the only one having trouble with the cutscenes on YUZU? They're all black screens and only subtitles, already tried using both OpenGL and Vulkan, same thing always, I do have the Yuzu patch V2 and I'm on 3556 +--- 636230928 +>>636230761 +I don't think that's what this is, i can build an actual house made of rooms. +--- 636230954 +>>636230292 +>how do i solve X? +>likely forgot ascend exists +every time +on that note this game feels very puzzle heavy, will it filter out those who ate breakfast this morning? +--- 636231005 +>>636223556 (OP) +In which thread were wall masters discovered? +--- 636231039 +>>636230840 +what the fuck are you even doing +--- 636231040 +>>636230928 +>pods +Oh no it's over isn't it. +--- 636231052 +>>636230583 +>have to fuse rockets every time you want to use them +>have to fuse springs every time you want to use them +>have to teleport to where skateboards are every time you want more +>OP (fun) fusions only balanced by the fact that they break really fast +>same problem as botw where you are constantly thinking about when the fun is going to explode out of your hands +--- 636231079 +>>636230471 +Well, as I said, I played BotW when it first came out on Switch and don't recall having any issues with it. I never finished the game because I got bored of it, but I still think I put 40+ hours into it just running around, and I got close to the end of the game. I think all I had left to do was head to Ganon's castle or whatever and fight Ganon. I really was just dicking around in the game, didn't bother doing all the shrines and collectables. +--- 636231090 +>>636224323 +>windows aren't activated + +No wonder it's so fucking dark +--- 636231094 +>>636230928 +Any anons got any pics of making a mobile home out of these and tying them to a horse like some anon said they did in an earlier thread? +--- 636231095 +Ok bros here's a good question. How do I get the shrine sensor? +--- 636231105 +>Hey guys you can get a good shield right at the start just go under the castle there's a little puzzle and you get an unbreakable shield! + +You neglected to mention what else you have to do... I am definitely not pro gamer enough to do this early and underequipped. +--- 636231115 +>>636230928 +oh this is more in depth, but you can later on still create houses there but i dont remember if you can ultrhand the buildings together +--- 636231119 +WTF +--- 636231131 +>>636231040 +You can buy different rooms later th guy said, you start with two covered in rope but the rope gets removed when finished. I wonder what the max amount of rooms can be. +--- 636231227 +>>636231052 +>stronger but brittle +>bad design +maybe this game is just not for u lol +--- 636231229 +Does anyone know what this is? +--- 636231234 +>>636230359 +Use ascend +>>636230469 +WHERE DID YOU GET THAT ARMOR SET TELL ME RIGHT NOW +--- 636231236 +how long is the game? +--- 636231238 +>>636231131 +Oh the max is 15 rooms per house, not too bad i suppose +--- 636231262 +So will Ryujinx add the TotK fixes to the main branch before release or will they do the faggy thing they did last time with Pokemon Scarlet and Violet and not add them while trying to pretend that 85% of their user base isn't using it to play an unreleased game? +--- 636231264 +>>636231095 +Complete the quest with Robbie in the depths. He'll move to the old Halento Research Lab. Go there and you can upgrade your Pad just like in BotW. +--- 636231280 +>>636231119 +What the frock! +--- 636231292 +>>636228606 +I have AMD and haven't used yuzu in a while. I tried to emulate BOTW on it (having forgotten that it's on Wii U and CEMU is just straight up better for it) and it ran at like slowed down 16 fps with stuttering. I switched to CEMU and I got 144fps lol +--- 636231313 +>>636231264 +Complete the quest? He keeps saying he's going to move there, but never gives me any objectives or anything +--- 636231343 +the way zelda sticky fingers every wall he slightly brushes up against while sprinting makes this game hard to play on drifty 'intendo hardware +--- 636231403 +Where is autobuild located? I can't find it anywhere +--- 636231420 +>>636231343 +Just don't be fat 'ick on 'eck poster +--- 636231423 +building... This dude just follows you around while you are building, he's sweating buckets trying to keep up. +--- 636231431 +>>636231229 +it's a don't use yuzu +--- 636231490 +>>636231227 +>weapon breaks +>two choices are kill enemies for boring weapons or pause the game and teleport to where the cool weapons are +>maybe this game is just not for u lol +you're right lmao i don't like shit games +--- 636231496 +>>636231119 +If only the Ancient Gear set wasn't cut. +--- 636231506 +How do you install the 30FPS mod? I don't know where to put these files. +--- 636231518 +>>636231262 +They won't. If they did it'd open them up to an actual lawsuit most likely. The only thing that is keeping them from being reamed by Nintendo in court is plausible deniability, that goes out the window if they start actually optimizing pre-release. Though the timing of that one Ryujinx PR suddenly getting attention again from the devs is intriguing to me and a surprisingly risky move. +--- 636231521 +AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 636231525 +Tired of watching the ubisoft tower animation for the 5th fucking time. +--- 636231536 +>>636231420 +I am not the 'icker +--- 636231552 +Can anybody tell me where the fuck is the hylian shield? +--- 636231554 +>Keeps crashing after the first zelda dialogue +YUZUSISTERS, WE ARE SO CLOSE +--- 636231573 +>>636231292 +well then, enough tinkering with yuzu and back to enjoying the game (and the transparent boxes around some of the ui) with ryujinx +--- 636231584 +>>636231536 +BOOOOOOOO +--- 636231585 +>>636231423 +Is this a house for the player or can you also build houses for others? +--- 636231591 +>>636231403 +Autobuild is in the depths, central mine. It’s also part of this dude’s side quest +--- 636231592 +>>636231521 +I shot ice arrows then bomb arrows. +--- 636231594 +>>636231525 +>(x) Skip +--- 636231625 +>>636230846 +Apparently fused weapons and saves imported from Ryujinx broke the game, both are supposedly fixed now (they are for me so far). +--- 636231634 +The decay shit on the weapons could've looked less uglier +--- 636231665 +>>636231525 +Skip it, TotK unironically made Ubi Towers ...FUN +--- 636231668 +>>636224020 +>depths work +>everything is lit by default +Might as well use cheats while you're at it. +--- 636231672 +>>636228382 +Out fucking skilled +--- 636231675 +>>636231585 +This is a house for the player. Also this is fucking amazing +--- 636231686 +>>636231584 +speaking of, has the 'icker been posting zelda steam'ck content yet or he being a bicth? +--- 636231698 +>>636231521 +https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/428177753/#q428193248 + +I feel so bad for this anon. No one believed him. +--- 636231709 +>>636231668 +I'm right under one of those glowing trees dumbass +--- 636231719 +so im just crashing when trying to load a saved game all of a sudden, loads the entire loading bar and Ryujinx just dies, anyone else have this issue? +--- 636231726 +so how am I supposed to get into the ring ruins in kakariko? The old man wont let me through and even sneaking up behind triggers hit cutscene +--- 636231775 +>>636231552 +Light the fire in Hyrule Castles docks. +--- 636231780 +>>636231594 +>>636231665 +You can't skip it you morons. It still takes you up in the sky to scan the fucking map every single time. +--- 636231856 +>>636231591 +I hope Kohga has his AoC voice. +--- 636231906 +Anyone got the solution for mayausiy shrine (pic related)? +I fucking hate these kind of puzzles +--- 636231978 +>>636230731 +but still crashing? +--- 636231981 +>>636231591 +Do you know how to do his third quest? He's inside a rock door but I can't figure out how to open it. +--- 636231984 +Phantom gannon doesn't fuck around in this game shit +--- 636232004 +I count 18 different options for rooms/home decor. Ranging from flower beds, ponds and weapon stand rooms. Pretty cool +--- 636232012 +>>636230631 +i'm just warning you it's futa +https://mangadex.org/title/2a6273c7-48fa-484b-a828-3974018f504d +--- 636232021 +>>636224152 +$50 with the Switch voucher thing if you have 16gb to spare. Otherwise, best deal was if you pre-ordered before the $70 price hike lmao +--- 636232050 +>>636231780 +>nooooooooooooo my 3 secondsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss +--- 636232054 +so the sky is literally just a bait and the whole game actually takes place underground? that's fucking funny +--- 636232064 +Does anybody know how side adventures differ from side quests or shrine quests? +--- 636232113 +>>636231906 +the wacky shape on the left goes in the corner facing you, from what i remember. +--- 636232124 +>>636232012 +It's been 5 fucking years, maybe more. If he doesn't draw the hottest orgy ever with the girl getting fucked on every single hole by all of the dongs he's going to pull a Kyoani on his own career, i will make sure of this. +--- 636232131 +neat +--- 636232149 +>>636231490 +to each their own +--- 636232240 +can i move saves from yuzu to ryujinx? +--- 636232257 +>>636232131 + +truly taking 'Can You Feel My Heart' to the next level +--- 636232308 +>>636232064 +I helped the construction guys daughter and we all went for a hot air ballon ride while the sun set, so that was nice. +--- 636232356 +new thread when? what are we paying you for OP +--- 636232361 +Question: does anyone manage to discover if there is Upgrades for Link's new abilities, like a PLUS ultrahand? +--- 636232380 +>>636228606 +then just play on ryujinx retard +--- 636232406 +>>636231906 +From your perspective: +-turn right part on its head and put it on the left corner facing you +-L-shaped part goes right to it +-whacky part goes behind the part you place first +--- 636232408 +is it true if you have a horse named horse0 in botw and then play totk it pulls in additional horse#s +--- 636232426 +>>636231775 +will do +--- 636232431 +>>636232240 +yes +--- 636232470 +>v-sync on makes framerate a choppy 20fps +>v-sync off makes it 30fps which is smoother, but the game runs noticeably faster + +Any fix to this? +--- 636232493 +>>636230469 +Anon please, where did you get the armor? Is it still DLC? (amiibo) +--- 636232527 +ryzen 5 2600 +1060 6gb + +Overworld + +>yuzu +>30fps stable, graphic glitches sometimes + +>ryujinx +24fps stutter +--- 636232556 +>>636232470 +30fps patch +--- 636232561 +The Item Multiplier cheats don't work? I don't want to farm Star Fragments, anons... +--- 636232568 +>>636232054 +yup, there's still some cool stuff in the sky but the tutorial island is the most boring part and that's what they chose to showcase +--- 636232575 +>>636229197 +Yuzu if you have a shit tier PC +Ryu if you have a decent PC. + +Yuzu runs "well" but looks like shit. Great for the Vuvu gaming on an eMachine they salvaged +from a landfill. Ryu runs "well" if you have a decent PC and looks pretty alright. +--- 636232581 +do we know if its possible to fix the red shit in the depths/overworld? pretty sure we're not supposed to be able to explore the depths this easy because the red shit isn't rendering properly. +--- 636232602 +>new ''update'' ask to use location +kek +--- 636232661 +What's new with enemy combat. I've heard its much harder but i still can't wrap my head around how. +--- 636232753 +>>636232556 +I thought I had it but I guess I didn't install it correctly +--- 636232812 +>oh hey, the depths got fixed! hopefully it's bloated with things to do +>it's just the surface but it's more barren +I've been running around here for a couple hours and I've only come across Moblin camps and a giant frog. +--- 636232843 +>>636232561 +They do, from what I noticed you need more than one of a certain item, and you drop and re pick them up. So for star frags you’d need 2 +--- 636232912 +How the fuck do I fix the depths is it the unstable build im running Ryujinx latest build, its the biggest downside as everything else runs great bar some crashes every once and awhile? +--- 636232914 +>>636231313 +>>636231095 +Seconding this, the old man just tells me to head to the lab, but when I head there it's all locked up. +--- 636232939 +??? +--- 636232943 +>>636232493 +Not that op but i think it might be Amiibo again, I tried the TP link amiibo and got Epona +--- 636232949 +>>636232021 +I fucking hope the switch 2 dock has cartridge slots built into the damn thing. It sucks to walk up to the dick to change games. If I could just plus in something akin to a drive bay that is just a bay of like 8 cart slots to be plugged in at once... not even hacked switches can support external storage and 1 tf slot is limiting. They coould just put two sd card slots and call it a day +--- 636232951 +can someone post where the Yiga mask is located on the map and where the main hideout is? I want to get the earthquake power thing and I got the pants and shirt. So close yet so fart +--- 636232967 +>>636225386 +Thank you anon hearty kek +--- 636232969 +>>636232602 + +Lol what how +--- 636232978 +Bros how do I complete the water bubble shrine leading up to the water temple? First time I'm actually stumped +--- 636232992 +>page 8 +new thread?? +--- 636233005 +>>636232131 +--- 636233012 +>>636232661 +the enemies generally do more damage, have more health, and some can pick up objects like elemental items or explosive crates or items that change their moves. +i've found more blue/black/brown moblins earlier than i found in botw +--- 636233036 +fucking Ryujinx unstable build crashing on startup. yes i purged the cache +--- 636233049 +>>636226969 +>I CLAPPED. I CLAPPED WHEN HE SAID THE LINE. +--- 636233051 +>>636232812 +There's temples down there +--- 636233079 +How the fuck did they nail most things and make them fun, but the actual customizable mech sucks to control and drains your battery like a motherfucker for little return +--- 636233113 +post funny vehicle webms +--- 636233135 +>>636231052 +>same problem as botw where you are constantly thinking about when the fun is going to explode out of your hands +Except it's not because the game literally showers you in materials. You're an idiot. +--- 636233167 +>>636232939 +I am trapped...under the water...behind +the stone grate...of the great plateau... +--- 636233208 +>jump from sky island into one of the gaping holes +>as soon as the depth comes into focus there is a giant frog fucker with its mouth wide open waiting for me to drop right in +I didnt expect that, very scary and fun +--- 636233236 +>>636231229 +Looks like a staircase. +--- 636233301 +Sex with Mineru +--- 636233312 +>>636232661 +Higher tier enemies appear much earlier on than BOTW. Also, the underground area of the game has a status effect than takes away your maxium ability of hearts until you cure it. +--- 636233360 +>>636231978 +Not for me. +--- 636233376 +Bruh why is Ryujinx turning off all of my usb devices randomly all of a sudden? +--- 636233436 +does EVERY cave have a bubbulfrog? it doesn't seem like it. +--- 636233439 +>>636233051 +>temples +As in dungeons or shrines? The latter would mean fuck all to me. +--- 636233445 +what is this thing? +--- 636233453 +>>636224280 +If anyone knew it would be fixed. Lol. +--- 636233480 +>>636231234 +Use the fierce Deity Amiibo +--- 636233489 +>>636232843 +I love you, Anon. Gimme a big, wet kiss. +--- 636233493 +>>636229357 +Haven't you heard anon? The underground is fixed. Here's the build. + +https://pixeldrain com/u/z4shqkZF +--- 636233523 +>>636233445 +god dammit +--- 636233525 +what do i do with the rotatey core thing from a flux construct +--- 636233609 +>>636233525 +fuse it for decent damage on a weapon +--- 636233619 +>>636229697 +Sorry it took me a while anon, I'll give you hints so you can have more fun but I'll give you the full solution if you can't get it, the two hints are to look for somewhere to ascend, and to not be afraid of falling, as per the shrine's name. You're right that you can't get through the original wall of lasers in front of you. +--- 636233626 +>>636232661 +It's the same, but upgrades are further out and harder enemy variants are there from the beginning +I can confirm it's harder than BOTW - I'm like 10 hours in and everything still 2-shots me +It's bullshit but I'm having fun +--- 636233637 +>>636233525 +its a weapon attachment. they go from 1 roller, 2 roller, 3 roller the stronger the boss. Might be 4 or more even. 3 roller is pretty damn strong +--- 636233648 +>>636233525 +only one thing to do with it. think with your abilities +fuse +--- 636233685 +>>636224495 +>Spectre +Cute +--- 636233706 +>>636233493 +I just want the stupid cum squares gone. I’m getting fairly stable FPS in Yuzu OpenGL but the memory leak is still a factor and there’s some lighting that spazzes out +--- 636233780 +"Flux construct 3" just reamed my asshole out, i've never seen one of these things before what do I do? It absolutely fucked me +--- 636233841 +where the fuck is the cave for this snowed-in tower? i can't find the fucking mushrooms either +--- 636233868 +Ok help what are those +--- 636233875 +>>636232113 +>>636232406 +Thanks anons +--- 636233898 +>>636223556 (OP) +I can't decide which part I like more so far: +The dogfight on the top of Death Mountain, the on-rails fighting sections in the fire temple, or maybe the fact I can build a small house on the back of my horse that I can throw (along with the horse) off a cliff +--- 636233913 +>>636233868 +Death +--- 636233920 +>>636233609 +>>636233648 +thanks +>>636233637 +got a 4 roller above hebra fyi +--- 636233939 +really boggles my mind people come to the emulation thread and ask the most asinine gameplay questions in a game where half the fun is discovery. + +It’s like being surrounded by screaming children while adults are actually trying to make the experience optimal for everyone +--- 636233989 +anybody know where any of the great fairies are? I'm like 95% sure the one that used to be in kakariko village is now a chasm +--- 636234020 +>>636233920 +>roller +FUCK I FORGOT TO FUSE THOSE TO MY FUCKING WEAPONS +--- 636234023 +>>636233989 +they are in the center of the map by stables. to activate them you must head to the stable on the way to eldin first and do the quest there. the others then become available to do the quest for. +--- 636234032 +>>636233913 +OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT THE HELL +--- 636234071 +i switched to yuzu and is so much better performance now, but when i menu to change weapons/shield the background goes black any fix for this? +--- 636234093 +>>636223656 +this always makes me laugh. there's something so amusing about instant karma. +--- 636234095 +>>636233780 +use grab to yoink out the glowing cube and then spank it. itll change to some floating platform thing, you can get on a cube it throws and hit rewind to ride it back up then spank it some more. +--- 636234097 +>spent all my bombs on a bunch of nobodies +--- 636234108 +>>636233939 +it's the zoomer equivalent of trading game info with other kids in the playground +--- 636234109 +>>636233989 +Like this fucking rocket scientist, just find the damn thing rather than asking randoms on the internet to spoon feed you the game. Go watch a stream if you want others to play it for you +--- 636234115 +>>636233989 +There's a quest to help a troupe get to a great fairy at a ranch, she then give you the remaining great fairy locations. +--- 636234124 +i'm using the update and i can see undergroudn textures now but i still crash all the time +--- 636234139 +>>636233868 +They just want to play janken with you anon +--- 636234142 +>>636233989 +There's one near the Ice Gleeok and Glyph the NW of the map. She wants to have some guy play music for her +--- 636234167 +again, don't know what I expected +--- 636234197 +I am once again requesting assistance on this temple +--- 636234230 +where are the yiga clan set, one at the lab, one at the lost woods... last one? +--- 636234232 +>>636234167 +SO HERE I AM +--- 636234262 +>jump off ledge +>accidentally press R instead of glider +>link shoots headfirst into the ground, killing him instantly +gg +--- 636234270 +>>636234167 +can you try with a rocket anon, pretty please. +--- 636234276 +>>636234115 +>>636234142 +>>636234023 +thanks, guys + +>>636234109 +you know, before you were born, people used the internet to communicate with each other and ask questions about video games so they didn't need to buy strategy guides - they had these magical places called "forums" where entire discussions about gameplay, tips, and tricks used to be shared +--- 636234362 +>>636234270 +Rocket just makes you propel forward +--- 636234385 +Where do I get the glider? +--- 636234390 +>>636234276 +And they weren’t being paid to give that information. That’s what makes it soulless +--- 636234394 +>>636234230 +Shirt is at the lab +Pants are at the Aldor Foothills in a cave near Korok forest +Mask is ???? From the map in the aldor foothills cave it looks like there is a location near a wall or fort close to hyrule castle, but I have no idea. Im looking for it myself. +--- 636234402 +>>636234276 +sorry bud I’m just mad Yuzu has a memory leak, that was my father talking diff --git a/v/636223773.txt b/v/636223773.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b93c312cb0da1bc2ed493d137c7b4d2bdd1589c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636223773.txt @@ -0,0 +1,73 @@ +----- +--- 636223773 +kek +--- 636224661 +please stop bullying xbottoms, it's been a hard week for them +--- 636225061 +Based copypasting pajeet tech support +--- 636225293 +>>636223773 (OP) +>xpajeet isn't just a meme +--- 636226807 +>>636223773 (OP) +Classic Bethesda! +--- 636227570 +TOTAL PAJEET DEATH NOW +--- 636227626 +Why do the jews have to ruin all our new games /v/? FUCK arcane. +--- 636227653 +Sirs... +--- 636229464 +Post link. +--- 636229550 +>bethesda_narathi +>Narathi village is located in Thunag Tehsil of Mandi district in Himachal Pradesh, India +ohnonononono +--- 636230558 +>>636229464 +no such review, OP is a fag as usual +--- 636230685 +>>636230558 +actually, maybe not a fag this time, I apologize +https://steamcommunity.com/id/Avarize/recommended/1294810/#developer_response +--- 636230732 +>>636223773 (OP) +When you can complain about Bethsedashit games and it can apply to most of them +--- 636230898 +>>636230685 +>>636223773 (OP) +HOLY FUCKING LMAO +--- 636231741 +>>636230685 +actual kek +--- 636233202 +>>636230685 +>https://steamcommunity.com/id/Avarize/recommended/1294810/#developer_response +based +--- 636233291 +>>636223773 (OP) +do not redeem you bloody bastard +--- 636233339 +>>636229550 +ngl looks comfy af +--- 636233423 +>>636233339 +Farcry 4? +--- 636233458 +>>636233339 +SOVL +--- 636233498 +>>636225061 +If you've ever applied for a job in tech support/customer service, that's how it works. +--- 636233751 +>>636233339 +I can smell the poo from this image +--- 636233812 +>>636223773 (OP) +Sirs... +--- 636233903 +>>636223773 (OP) +Do not redeem canvas bag sar +--- 636233976 +>>636223773 (OP) +BLOODY BASTARD BICH DID YOU CHECK YOUR REQUIREMENTS? DO THE NEEDFUL! diff --git a/v/636224049.txt b/v/636224049.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ac10614c6a946a4afa2a6d7aefd6ede56442e132 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636224049.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 636224049 +Glory to the Begnion Empire. +--- 636224858 +>>636224049 (OP) +Sex with the empress. +--- 636225221 +>>636224858 +--- 636226142 +I do +--- 636226892 +>>636226142 +Polygamy is the purest form of love. +--- 636227027 +>/feg/ sex symbol +faggots +--- 636231739 +red emperors +--- 636232095 +snacki diff --git a/v/636224479.txt b/v/636224479.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2556f1230d3ee6a669194082d1b42703d8c9577c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636224479.txt @@ -0,0 +1,211 @@ +----- +--- 636224479 +not even normies are buying uncle phill's excuses this time + +it's over +--- 636224789 +SONY ALWAYS WINS! +--- 636224948 +>even normies are overfed with cinematic goyslop movie games +--- 636225230 +how many times are you going to post these lies today, Snoy? +--- 636225461 +>>636225230 +>“We’re not in the business of out-consoling Sony or out-consoling Nintendo,” Spencer said. + +>“There isn’t really a great solution or win for us. And I know that will upset a ton of people, but it’s just the truth of the matter that when you’re third place in the console marketplace and the top two players are as strong as they are, and have in certain cases a very, very discrete focus on doing deals and other things that kind of make being Xbox hard for us as a team, [and] that’s on us, not on anybody else.” + +>He added: “I see commentary that if you just built great games everything would turn around. It’s just not true that if we go off and build great games then all of a sudden you’re going to see console share shift in some dramatic way. + +>“We lost the worst generation to lose in the Xbox One generation where everybody built their digital library of games. So, when you go and you’re building on Xbox, we want our Xbox community to feel awesome, but this idea that if we just focused more on great games on our console that somehow we’re going to win the console race, I think doesn’t really lay into the reality of most people.” +--- 636225658 +>wake up +>Activision deal still dead +--- 636225853 +>>636225461 +Good job quoting, bad job comprehending. When you're in the position xbox is in due to the quotes listed, they have to provide better services, access, and affordability. Which is what they're doing. Despite tons of games taking longer and getting shittier overall, what is there to complain about when Xbox actually stars putting out consistent bangers? +--- 636225890 +>>636224789 +>>636225658 +No idea why you’re celebrating, no competition means that Sony will accept mediocrity. +--- 636225956 +>>636225658 + +I wouldn't celebrate too soon. +--- 636225968 +>>636225461 +hes using there own tactics against them and its funny af +--- 636225983 +>>636225853 +>they have to provide better services +Game pass is going to fail +--- 636226060 +>pwease wet us buy Activision. wook at how weak we awe compawed to Sony and Nintendo. we awweady wost the consowe waws yeaws ago so thewe's no hawm in buying mowe companies +Pathetic +--- 636226106 +>>636225890 +>KING's monopoly on phone games +>Activision topping the sales charts every month +>Everything that happened to RARE. +Microsoft owning Diablo wasn't exactly going to improve anything. +--- 636226174 +>>636225890 +PlayStation was at its worst when it had the most competition and the least marketshare. +--- 636226226 +>>636225956 +When can I celebrate then? Tomorrow ok? +--- 636226265 +>>636225983 + +If it does then I can buy games just like PS5 users. Still already saving me tons of money. And they're still going to have way better streaming when that becomes more popular +--- 636226352 +>>636226265 +There's 400 games on PS+ Extra, we have our own version with Bloodborne +--- 636226369 +>>636226226 + +Sorry, not tomorrow. After the appeal and true final decision is made, but who knows how long that will take. We all might have to wait until 2025 for the suffering to end. +--- 636226382 +>>636225956 +It's over, Florian. +--- 636226478 +>>636225968 +Problem is that he looks weak on an irrelevant issue. + +The deal was blocked because of cloud gaming, saying you can't compete in the console market doesn't change that. +--- 636226519 +>>636226369 +>2025 +Xbox will be dead in the water at that point +--- 636226542 +>>636226352 + +And it wouldn't even exist if gamepass didn't happen. Competition = good. Who knows, maybe PC players will get Sony games Day 1 if things continue +--- 636226552 +>>636225853 +>what is there to complain about when Xbox actually stars putting out consistent bangers? +When will that happen? +--- 636226664 +>>636226552 + +I wish I knew. If ABK went through it probably would have started this year +--- 636226978 +>>636226519 + +They could be in the green for a long time even without good exclusives. Third place for consoles still makes a ton of money +--- 636227026 +>>636226664 +>If ABK went through it probably would have started this year +Just like how Bethesda and Arkane started putting out bangers after their deal went through +--- 636227183 +>>636226382 + +I am going to report you to Florian and have you blocked +--- 636227309 +>>636226174 +And if PlayStation didn’t have competition back then it would have been even worse +--- 636227423 +>>636226519 +Why? Do you also want to will Tencent out of the scene while you're at it? +--- 636227462 +>>636227026 + +Seems like results of acquisitions take several years to show with how long games take to make now. Phil said they were able to assist more with Starfield, so if it's good then Microsoft will have helped. Other games were already years into development, so Microsoft could only really help by giving more time. +--- 636227493 +>>636226369 +If Starfield doesn’t do well (and even if it does do well), the writing is still in the wall. The interview was brutal +--- 636227547 +>>636227423 +Yes I would. And whatever shit company makes genshit +--- 636227598 +>>636227423 +exsneed +--- 636227619 +WOW AM I SO HAPPY WE CATERED TO THE LGBT INSTEAD OF OUR CORE DEMOGRAPHIC!!!! + +-Phil probably +--- 636227651 +>>636227462 +>Phil said they were able to assist more with Starfield +He also said it won't be a great game +>so if it's good then Microsoft will have helped. +And if it's bad then Microsoft will have had nothing to do with it, just like Redfall. +--- 636227719 +>>636227493 + +He was understandably pissed off. They already trimmed the fat at 343, so maybe these devs will actually take notice and do better +--- 636227745 +>>636226552 +Two more weeks! +--- 636227809 +post the interview +--- 636227839 +why is half of /v/'s catalog variations of this thread with the same exact replies? +why is 4chan's moderation staff so fucking shit? +--- 636227901 +>>636227619 + +Sony already panders to the LBGT faggots tho + +Not a single heroine from sony in this gen is straight +--- 636227912 +>>636227839 +Because MS lost, and /v/ tends to make fun of losers +--- 636227920 +>>636227719 +Or maybe they'll just leave +--- 636228020 +don't care just give me games ffs +--- 636228060 +>giving a fuck about consoles +imagine...lol... +--- 636228062 +>>636224479 (OP) +--- 636228093 +>>636227651 + +When did he say that? I know he said the needle won't budge much even if it was an 11/10. And Phil took full responsibility even though he basically said the concept for Redfall was already fucked by the time Xbox could do anything and more delays won't help. No excuses +--- 636228204 +>>636228093 +What you said is what Phil actually said and meant, but that's no fun for arguing, fanning flames and trying to keep the console war alive. Come on anon, you know this. +--- 636228220 +>>636227920 + +there's a good chance it would be a useless diversity hire, so who cares. +--- 636228251 +>>636224479 (OP) +>we lost +>we can't compete +>starfield won't do anything +ms needs to fire this loser immediately and get someone with some balls +--- 636228265 +>>636228020 +You just got Jedi Survivor +--- 636228332 +>>636228204 + +Sorry, I take things literally because I'm autistic/trans/black/disabled +--- 636228589 +>>636228251 +hol up +just let this cook +--- 636228635 +>hey the game we spent billions of dollars on wont move the needle and it's also going to sell like shit because no one is buying our console + +xbros... what the fuck are we gonna do? +--- 636228712 +>>636228635 +Let him cook. This is how we get ActivisionBlizzard +--- 636228814 +>>636227901 +And I don't have a PS5 either. I picked up on that when the PS4's library actually fucking shrank in Japanese games. +--- 636230971 +>>636224479 (OP) + +X bros.... +--- 636231679 +>>636224789 +Winning at no games +--- 636231805 +>>636225461 +There is no justification in trying to win cult members over with a $200M AAAA blockbuster title. No one is abandoning Nintendo for Horizon and Last of Us. No one in that camp EVER will diff --git a/v/636224504.txt b/v/636224504.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..398504da395d6d79e675fea600741dfa2cb8f2cc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636224504.txt @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ +----- +--- 636224504 +Oh. I guess it's my turn to choose a card. Let's see. Hmm! What is the greatest game in the world? +--- 636224739 +Killer7! +--- 636225208 +A Marios? A zeldas? +--- 636225265 +don't hug me: +>generic, overdone, hamfisted boomer/genx themes +zoomers: +>AHHH MY MIND IS BEING BLOWN WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN +--- 636225390 +>>636225265 +The web series was fun but after the first episode the TV series just feels off and not satisfying +--- 636225397 +if only there was a place to talk about video games +--- 636225442 +>>636225390 +faggot, Death is the best episode and insanely superior to the web series +--- 636225479 +>>636225397 +>>>/nv/ +--- 636225553 +>>636225479 +I don't want to talk about New Vegas +--- 636225564 +>>636225442 +>implying time isn't the best +go back +--- 636225652 +>>636225553 +>>>/nnv/ +--- 636225653 +>>636225564 +Time Child > +--- 636225691 +>>636225390 +Youre opinion is wrong and you should feel bad for it +--- 636225767 +WHAT ABOUT MY STADIAAA +--- 636225979 +What was the point of changing Red Guy's personality? +--- 636226025 +>>636224504 (OP) +JFK Reloaded +--- 636226076 +>>636224739 +We are in a tight spot +--- 636226285 +>>636224504 (OP) +The game of Pretend +--- 636226383 +The game that you just lost. +--- 636227663 +>>636225979 +Things that work in short youtube videos may not translate so well to extended TV episodes. +--- 636227689 +Wow look Star Citizen +--- 636227853 +>>636227689 +Digital Spaceships! +--- 636227863 +>>636226285 +my uncle played that one +--- 636227948 +>>636224504 (OP) +Heroes of might and magic 3 +--- 636228067 +There's four of us. +--- 636229657 +>>636228067 +--- 636229963 +Both computer episodes are the best ones. That being said, the music in the Death episode is the best of the series. +--- 636230403 +>>636227853 +Giving chris all my money, hey this is fun! +--- 636231968 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m68Y5c28Te4 [Embed] +Average /v/ experience. diff --git a/v/636224929.txt b/v/636224929.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..abc7b3c0308ce0c3d4e3c9be38e909f580b61406 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636224929.txt @@ -0,0 +1,95 @@ +----- +--- 636224929 +I love my steam deck, but it gets way too hot when I play big games! Why does nobody talk about this! +--- 636225134 +>>636224929 (OP) +put 'ick on 'eck when it gets how, it's gonna feel awesome +--- 636225196 +I dont use mine for big games. +--- 636225264 +What are these big games you are playing? +--- 636225332 +>>636224929 (OP) +Because I put my hands where they are are meant to go on the deck. +--- 636225520 +>>636224929 (OP) +Play little games then. +--- 636225602 +>>636224929 (OP) +>he doesn't own a Linus Dock w/ dual fans + +really nigga? +--- 636225809 +>>636225264 +The new Jedi game +--- 636225975 +What other handhelds should I add to my growing collection? Vita already on the list. +--- 636226348 +>>636225809 +Obv it's gonna a get fucked retard. Also turn on the old fan controller. The new fan co troller is made to be quiet while the other one mitigates heat build up early in the fan spin versus only going hard at the end. +--- 636226371 +>>636225809 +Doesn't it run hot on decent PC's? The game is just that badly optimize. +--- 636226440 +>>636225975 +Wonderswan +--- 636226568 +>>636225975 +N-Gage, Neo Geo Pocket, WonderSwan +--- 636226598 +I'm so glad I'm not interested in slop that overheats my deck +--- 636226810 +I have over 200 games on my Steam Deck, none of which I bought from the Steam Store. +--- 636227106 +>>636226440 +>>636226568 +Those look good. Will grab those too. Wonderswan looks most interesting +--- 636227349 +>>636224929 (OP) +Turn off the "enhanced" fan curve. It makes the fans less aggressive so it won't be as noisy but it gets very hot. It also does this annoying thing where it gets hot enough for the fans to kick in but a few seconds later it drops below the temperature threshold and the fans stop so it keeps ramping up and turning down which is way more fucking annoying than a fan constantly blasting +--- 636228682 +>>636224929 (OP) +He doesn't know he can turn off the updated (quiet) fan curve in the settings for when he plays big games + +Valve had the deck run cooler at release, but nerds complained it wasn't quiet enough so the fans are underutilized +--- 636228774 +yep, i'm thinking deck flopped and shitted extremely badly +--- 636229980 +>>636228774 +Lol 0/10 bait +I just played a little Fallen Order, switched over to some Metroid on Emudeck, hoped on some Mario Kart Double, now playing some Euro Truck Simulator and wil finish off the night with some Fire Emblem Gaiden on emudeck. +Stay mad Tendie. +--- 636230942 +shit fucking sucks +--- 636231421 +>>636230942 +I agree. The PissStation is garbage +--- 636231618 +>deck trannies can only keep their generals afloat with negative IQ console warring and race baiting +sad. +--- 636231730 +>>636231618 +Deck > SnoyStation +Keep seething snoy +--- 636232285 +>>636224929 (OP) +What do you mean? Your hands shouldn't get hot because the Deck is actually designed well and away from heat sources unlike the Switch. If you're talking about the fan kicking in, lock the FPS to 30 and you can usually knock down temps and save on battery life +--- 636232856 +>>636227349 +>>636228682 +Thanks anons, bottom of system settings. No more dropped frames in resident evil 4 or god of war +--- 636233342 +>>636232856 +Drink bleach, faggot +--- 636233350 +nice flop +--- 636233607 +>>636233342 +>>636233350 +just buy a deck, they're $400 +--- 636233915 +>>636225975 +A gameboy color assuming you want once since the GBA plays their games too but I'm sure you arent against that since you could just play all the others on the deck if you wanted to. GBC has lots of colors to pick from and have some of my favorites of all handhelds. +--- 636234007 +>>636224929 (OP) +just undervolt and do custom fan control bro diff --git a/v/636225156.txt b/v/636225156.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c69b293b38a1b2cbc6aae5f0cbf42ff8c7201472 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636225156.txt @@ -0,0 +1,125 @@ +----- +--- 636225156 +Which are you committed to? +--- 636225312 +I love the paimon +--- 636225393 +>>636225312 +soon +--- 636225464 +Koikatsu +--- 636225516 +>>636225156 (OP) +I'm playing both genshin and star rail +Now I only need ZZZ and i'll have the big 3 together +--- 636225914 +>>636225464 +--- 636225965 +ZZZ has incredible animation + +did the chinks really make this? it's higher quality than a lot of jap games + +https://youtu.be/BhqWpnpO6NA [Embed] +--- 636226497 +>>636225156 (OP) +All of them. All hail miHoYo! Tech Otakus Save The World! +--- 636226517 +>>636225965 +the infinite money supply helped +--- 636226553 +>>636225156 (OP) +I want to sex March +--- 636226690 +>>636225156 (OP) +I plan on playing all of them, don’t see why you couldn’t with how the put out content +--- 636226692 +I like Paimon the most. Having an onahole on the ready at all times that can clean itself is pretty fucking good deal +--- 636226823 +>>636225516 +>>636225965 +This is the one with the furry dude right? +PLEASE tell me there will be furry girls +--- 636227019 +>>636225156 (OP) +This has to be on purpose OP +--- 636227189 +How are these connected? +--- 636227274 +>>636225156 (OP) +Started Star Rails today and it's alright +Wanted to check out ZZZ it's announcement but I've pretty much stopped caring with the little news I see about it +--- 636227606 +>>636225156 (OP) +For me, it's Star Rail +--- 636227672 +>>636227189 +all 3 are censored garbage only played by npcs. +--- 636227723 +>>636227606 +For me it's railing the star march 7th +--- 636227795 +>>636225156 (OP) +I'm definitely having fun with Honkai at the moment and I'm pretty bored of Genshin. +--- 636227845 +>>636225156 (OP) +Star Rail, because I hate action games on phone. +--- 636227852 +>>636227672 +>complains about censorship in easily moddable game +anon, come now +--- 636228164 +>>636226823 +No, furfags aren't welcome +--- 636228269 +>>636227189 +Well star rail has some genshin easter eggs and Belobog is mentioned in zzz +--- 636228353 +Do you think the star rail crew will visit the genshin world? +--- 636228394 +>>636228164 +But I want furry girls, so I'd be furstraight THOUGH. +--- 636228540 +>>636225156 (OP) +none all those 3 gambling games are trash +--- 636228787 +>>636225965 +Make webms. +https://argorar.github.io/WebMConverter/ +--- 636229360 +>>636225156 (OP) +So far ZZZ has 0 barefoot lolis, literally unplayable. +--- 636229808 +>>636228540 +how is it gambling? You win every time. +--- 636230798 +>>636226553 +We know Caelus +--- 636231678 +>>636225156 (OP) +The ones with trans girls +--- 636231826 +None of them, stop playing gatcha shit. +--- 636231886 +>>636231826 +No. +And I will now spend $10000 this week and still be f2p +--- 636232435 +>>636227672 +those shorts visually widened her hips, which is a good thing +--- 636232478 +>>636231886 +>whale +>wait for first purchase bonuses to reset +F2p lmao mad cuz bad +--- 636232517 +>>636225156 (OP) +My real life relationship. +--- 636233351 +>>636225156 (OP) +I only played Genshin Impact, are the other two games as good? +--- 636233490 +>>636233351 +If you want a star ocean game give it a try. +--- 636233696 +>>636227852 +>please stop having bad opinions about my game diff --git a/v/636225365.txt b/v/636225365.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f7e4005bc8828fba51b5b3255d495b97748d9e79 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636225365.txt @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +----- +--- 636225365 +Okay but what if Hex was shy? +--- 636225861 +>>636225365 (OP) +Use 4chanX and paste the contents of this permanent link in filter md5 to filter cado spam. Manually repaste it as it gets updated. +https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SeaSpriter/Spam-filter/main/4chanX.txt + +And/or use uBlock Origin and import this custom filter list in the Filter lists subheading. To update it, go to Filter lists and click purge all caches and then click update now. +uBlock Origin can also be installed on the Android version of Firefox. +https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SeaSpriter/Spam-filter/main/Filter.txt +If you are on Mac, install AdGuard for Safari and click Filters. Then click Custom and add the above custom filter. + +If you are on Android, use KurobaEx and click on settings and then Filters. Create a filter and set Filter Type to Image hash, set the right Boards, and set Action to Remove post. +Paste the contents of this permanent link in Enter filter RegEx pattern. Manually repaste it as it gets updated. Paste the link itself in the Enter a note box so you can reaccess it and then press save. +https://raw.githubusercontent.com/SeaSpriter/Spam-filter/main/KurobaEx.txt +--- 636226096 +>>636225861 +...excuse me? +--- 636226154 +>>636225365 (OP) +Give her these but in XXXXL (socks too) +--- 636226307 +>>>/vp/ +--- 636226329 +>>636226134 +He probably fired one shot and cried +--- 636228025 +>636227591 +>636227826 +I just don't get it, what's his motive? +--- 636228470 +I like it when a shy gal opens up to me +--- 636229932 +>>636228470 +Cute! +--- 636230090 +What if Hex Maniac was at the beach? +--- 636230262 +>>636230090 +She's gonna get a sunburn! +--- 636230665 +>>636226154 +the thumbnail looks like an x-ray of hex's balls +--- 636230869 +>>636230505 +>>636230695 +I don't get these images or what they mean. +--- 636231301 +>>636230262 +Nah. You wouldn't guess from looking at her but Hex tans well. +--- 636231945 +>>636231782 +Explain this meme to me please? +--- 636232528 +>>636230869 +That's called cado spam. +If you take a look at the 4chanX filter list in >>636225861 you'll see that it has the tag stub:no after each hash. +When you use it, you won't see any hint that the cado spam is there. The same is probably true of the other filter options. +The anons who justifiably hate cado spammer the most seem of the opinion that completely ignoring him is the best response to his faggotry. I trust their judgement. +--- 636232628 +>>636232462 +GIVE'EM HELL 'CADOPOSTER! +--- 636232964 +Cool ghost girl +--- 636233295 +>>636230665 +TJEYRE BIG FUZZY GENGAR PLUSH SLIPPIES TONBE WORN ON HEXS SMALL FEETIES diff --git a/v/636225902.txt b/v/636225902.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..99d8e73f10e775e016188c7012492ac52b8731af --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636225902.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 636225902 +$70 is a great price considering it includes BotW and the DLC in one package +--- 636227832 +>>636225902 (OP) +I'm sure it will sell to the 3 people who +a) own a switch, +b) always wanted to play botw, +but +c) never got around to buying a copy of it, +and +d) will somehow get around to buying a copy of totk. +--- 636230107 +>>636225902 (OP) +This, I didn't buy BotW at the time so it doesn't pain me to buy TotK +That said 6 years is an awful long time to release a Deluxe edition like this +--- 636230282 +>>636227832 +I will be very surprised if Tears of the Kingdom isn't another record breaker. Pokemon Scarlet was literally broken garbage sold in the same year another Pokemon title was just released and it still sold millions. +--- 636232641 +>>636230282 +nintendo fans really are something else.... +--- 636232840 +Nice coordination, discordtrannies. Very organic, not obvious at all. diff --git a/v/636225974.txt b/v/636225974.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c541b4217a32dbe4da2807c9c5757643800bcb5a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636225974.txt @@ -0,0 +1,104 @@ +----- +--- 636225974 +I have 140+ hours in morrowind, what am I supposed to do with all this stuff? +--- 636226045 +>>636225974 (OP) +Seems like you are already doing everything you need to do with all the stuff +--- 636226046 +>>636225974 (OP) +You stole this screenshot from Reddit. Go back you unoriginal zoomer. +--- 636226110 +You need to autistically place it in a house of your choice +--- 636226120 +>>636226046 +How would you ever know that anon? +--- 636227306 +>>636225974 (OP) +Man, I did the same shit. Just stacked all my stuff onto a roof in the starting city and left it there until needed. +--- 636227675 +>>636227306 +no risk of it despawning or clipping through the floor? +--- 636227814 +>>636227306 +>>636225974 (OP) +>in some modern AAA game those items would just despawn and ever be seen again +Ironic how Morrowinds world has more persistence than Cyberpunk2077 +--- 636227874 +>>636226110 +this +for me, it's the dren plantation house +--- 636228000 +>>636227675 +wut +--- 636228101 +>>636227675 +Never happened to me, I even left a torch on that crate in the top left so I could see better at night. But I think NPCs can pick stuff up and "steal" it, so I made sure to leave it on a roof that they don't access. +The only time an item despawned on me was when I left it in a cabinet which is why I started leaving them out in the first place. +--- 636228218 +>>636228000 +ESL? +Is there any risk of the equipment or items missing when you load the area? Or have they ever fallen through the floor, disappearing beneath the game geometry? +--- 636228270 +>>636228218 +anon that's not a thing in this game.... +--- 636228315 +You're doing it right. Just be careful, the overflow loot bag will come and getcha. +--- 636228335 +>>636228101 +Neat +>>636228270 +Their games are notoriously buggy dude, not sure what your are implying +--- 636228396 +>>636225974 (OP) +Move out of Caius's house, first of all +--- 636228401 +>>636228335 +I'm implying it's not a fucking thing in this game you dipshit +--- 636228603 +>>636228335 +Morrowind doesnt have item physics, zoomer +--- 636228671 +I've never found a full set of the 36 Lessons. +--- 636228680 +>>636227675 +>>636228218 +Doesn't really happen, though you can lose things if you accidentally drop them too close to a persistent corpse. I've never had an item get lost just by bad placement though, probably possible. +--- 636228915 +>>636228401 +what I'm reading between the lines here +>I ask if a specific bug is present in an infamously buggy game +>you reply with ellipsis implying that it's obviously not +>I ask why that would be obvious +>you sperg out +was your wording perhaps just a tad awkward? +>>636228603 +ah cool, got it. haven't played it further than the first town, that was a lifetime ago +--- 636229097 +>>636228680 +>>636228680 +>though you can lose things if you accidentally drop them too close to a persistent corpse +lol that must have fucked a few playthroughs +cheers +--- 636229345 +>>636228671 +Alright anon, your next mission is to collect the 36 Lessons of Vivec. Here's 200 gold, now go fuck off. I need to read these documents. +--- 636229481 +>>636229345 +>I need to get blazed on skooma and stroke my geriatric imperial python +o.. ok daddy +--- 636230212 +fuck i love being a hoarder +--- 636230812 +>>636230212 +nice, where'd you store all this? +--- 636233090 +>>636229097 +ralen hlaalo is your friend, store everything on his body +--- 636233468 +>>636230812 +Redoran stronghold. Best stronghold. +--- 636233595 +not going to replay this before Tamriel Rebuilt is complete +just a couple more years +--- 636233819 +Reinstalling, god damn it. Ever tiem. diff --git a/v/636226086.txt b/v/636226086.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ec0f688347c9d49d7146b7ad044920447fa1e290 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226086.txt @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +----- +--- 636226086 +where did it all go wrong for japanese dev studios? +--- 636226341 +Why do they all look dead inside? +--- 636227017 +>>636226086 (OP) +Too many bitches +--- 636227076 +>>636226341 +They are asian. +--- 636227116 +>>636226341 +They had to work with Yuji Naka. +--- 636227207 +>>636226086 (OP) +They started making products for western audiences and listening to them, if they just made said products while ignoring them they would be greatest in the world. +--- 636227214 +me in the background at my pc because nobody called me to take part in the group photo +--- 636227292 +>>636226341 +welcome to japanese careers bro +--- 636227413 +>>636226341 +Naka was not a good person to work with +--- 636228092 +>>636227517 +What destroyed lost planet for me was the junky autoaim made for consoles ported to PC mouse, I know it's normal for companies like activision and others to have the game come on easy mode with aimbot installed for the retards playing it on controller, but it's not my problem they can't buy a keyboard and mouse to play fps games, so why should I play against people that have cheats turned on when there is crossplay on pc games? +--- 636228397 +>>636227413 +says who? +--- 636228494 +>>636228397 +Everyone who ever worked with him. +--- 636228665 +>>636226086 (OP) +Western branch +--- 636229026 +>>636226341 +--- 636229595 +so is he in jail or what +--- 636229772 +>>636227207 +they are still greatest in the world by that metric- if youre going to boil it down to east vs west then theres an obvious clear winner in your setup if youre saying western games are shit +--- 636230197 +>>636226086 (OP) +I love how in Japanese culture it's weird to smile, like Japanese men never smile in their pictures, it's considered feminine/weak or some shit. They can smile I guess, but you aren't allowed to really show your teeth when smiling. Miyamoto smiles more than any other Japanese man I've seen. +--- 636230391 +>>636226086 (OP) +When the suits started catering to the filthy gaijin +--- 636230506 +>>636230197 +what the fuck are you talking about. i keep forgetting this is a weeb website where you retards just make shit up about japan that you read on the internet and cum to it +--- 636230750 +>>636227116 +Understandable then +--- 636230937 +>>636230506 +I maybe should have clarified. It's frowned upon for Japanese BUSINESSMEN to smile. +--- 636231885 +>>636229026 +holy based take me back diff --git a/v/636226102.txt b/v/636226102.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fce87f55ae34e9871e80ddefebafc4ea948ebf29 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226102.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 636226102 +Surely your portal isnt completely empty and devoid of any successful Godir, right anon? + +>Who are you playing right now? +>Have you won yet? +>Are you playing multiplayer? +>What cool interactions and combos have you discovered so far? + +Age of Wonders 4 bred niggers +--- 636226870 +>>636226102 (OP) +Stargate did it better +--- 636227342 +Should I wait for patches? I just assume modern games are released broken now but I'd really like to play soon. +--- 636228489 +>*blocks you're path* +--- 636228584 +>>636226102 (OP) +What? Is that The Elder Trolls??? Cringe, I think Quake Wars Enemy Territory had a better gate. +>>636226870 +This. +Also Quake. +--- 636229164 +>>636228584 +Quake Wars sucks but the slip gate was basically a real thing which actually changes the map within a map. So you can actually spawn in the previous map after you win it and get vehicles and bring them through the slip gate to help in the next map. Kind of a weird RTS battlefield mechanic not usually seen in other games. But it still not as good as doom and quake teleporters. My favorite is the Quake 2 teleporter pads. +--- 636229302 +>>636229164 +--- 636229528 +>>636229302 +--- 636230339 +>>636228584 +>>636229164 +>>636229302 +>>636229528 +Wtf is this unrelated spam shit? +>>636227342 +It's great, I've only had one bug I believe which was one of my outposts couldn't be converted into a city due to a unit having been killed on it +--- 636231568 +going pretty good. never really got into a modern HoMM type game but loving this. +Currently playing purely magical elves, Lighting and Ice. Still learning to try and balance things like economy and expansion instead of realizing I neglected something then having to overcorrect. (like right now i had hardly any Knowledge and had to pump out Schools to get my research going) +--- 636232348 +>>636230339 +>ignores stargate SG-1 +Government bot, go fuck your mom. +--- 636232417 +>>636229528 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ych-gZieoVk [Embed] +--- 636232965 +>>636230339 +>>636231568 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUZnEW7pLOI [Embed] +--- 636233604 +Mistakes were made, I assumed a mix of tier 3 and 4 would be enough. diff --git a/v/636226336.txt b/v/636226336.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..924a7de5a25d4146ca819e63d1fcfe2de865750b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226336.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 636226336 +this game is physical proof that most fans don't understand what made deltarune so good +--- 636226816 +>>636226336 (OP) +can i get a quick rundown? what's so shit about this? +--- 636226861 +>>636226816 +trannies idk +--- 636226926 +>>636226336 (OP) +What was wrong with it? It seemed good to me. + +I wish they just kept it at "Deltarune characters in Undertale", though. The Earthbound segment was just not even close to as good as the original. +--- 636226956 +long, drawn-out gay romance scenes no one asked for? +--- 636227058 +>white tail deer +>antlers +>tranny shit +More like Delatroon. +--- 636227594 +>>636226816 +so basically +>ralsei has like only 1 scene in the game despite being part of the main trio and is basically replaced by noelle +>half of the "acts" in the game are undertale locations +>the other half are odd game crossovers like toon town of all things +>susie and noelle are basically flanderized +>the few stuff with kris is out of character +>gaster is treated as your generic evil villain for no reason where he's like "muwahaha you died gimme your soul" +--- 636227670 +>>636226816 +It was supposed to be Krusty and Soosie in Undertale, but now they're doing a thing where they're just in random games. +Dialog's probably also shit +--- 636228018 +>>636227058 +She's a caribou, retard +--- 636228512 +>>636226926 +the original section with the ruins was alright for a fangame in terms of quality. +but after that though it just goes full stupid and it makes it obvious the people behind it didn't have any plans on the story or characters. +still mad that no deltarune fangame tried making their own darkworld like "fanmade chapter 3" +it's all just boss fights +--- 636229024 +>>636226861 +>>636227058 +there are always morons like you in everythread +--- 636229563 +>>636226816 +it's based on two shit games by a trans furry who had a dream that gave him an idea +--- 636229604 +>>636227594 +The only game picks other than Toontown and Undertale AUs are fucking Nintendo IPs, too. Earthbound was the most interesting one, Link to the Past is an odd choice, and fucking Bowser's Inside Story. +Bowser's. +Inside. +Fucking. +Story? +Where you will fucking outright kill (spilling blood and all) Mario and Bowser on the Genocide Route? They can't be fucking serious. It's only saving grace will be the absolute Kino that is Luigi being the last one left alive where he will then spontaneously remember the Thunderhand from Superstar Saga to kill Kris. But even then, that'll just be ripping off Disbelief Papyrus. +If was on their pozzed team, I would suggest throwing in some Indie games in the mix, like OFF, Faith, or maybe even LISA. +If I had the time, know-how, and enough autism, all of which I have neither, I would absolutely make a "my take" on Deltatraveler like other people make of AUs because this is an absolute waste of talent. +--- 636229965 +>>636229604 +>OFF, Faith, or maybe even LISA +All of these would be fascinating to see and also require a lot of thought and time/effort to pull off correctly. Perhaps it's for the best that these are left alone for now. +--- 636230080 +It bugs me to see people who could make their own things produce fan games. +--- 636230468 +>>636230080 +That's exactly why fan projects are 99% of the time shit: they CAN'T make their own thing. +Mods/fangames//all that stuff are a great way of improving to the point where you can actually make something new and good. +--- 636230736 +>>636226861 +Wait, you don't know? Why did you make the thread then? +--- 636230745 +Come home Newgrounds man +--- 636230985 +>>636230745 +based +--- 636231151 +>>636230736 +because im not OP +--- 636233112 +>>636230080 +You say that, but Im sure you are also aware of the sea of people who made their own thing and, despite having a solid project, fell into obscurity for one reason or another. Making fan content is often a leap into relevancy a lot of people take when making projects, aside from being something you make out of love for the official content itself. It is completely understandable why some people would prefer to do fan content instead of original content. +That said, it is only when you realize how limiting it is to do something that isnt entirely yours and when you crave to do something of your own, when you break out of the fan content scene. +>t. +I reluctantly reworked an entire worldbuilding for a Mario fanfic in favor of a completely original story, at the end I dont regret it. As easier as it may be to do some fan content and get noticed by people, it is more refreshing when you do something that you can call yours. +--- 636233190 +>>636226336 (OP) +Most fans don't understand what makes the things they like good. diff --git a/v/636226479.txt b/v/636226479.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91c3476e7f41e93ff626f65418ba28fa804d2114 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226479.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 636226479 +Is there really no way to make this garbage viable? +--- 636226815 +>>636226479 (OP) +Two words +Neuro +Toxin +--- 636226839 +>>636226479 (OP) +(You) +--- 636227239 +Say that on a mission with swarmers +--- 636227276 +>>636226479 (OP) +Hahaahahhaahahahhaahhaah +--- 636227386 +Skill issue +--- 636227404 +>>636226479 (OP) +Sure there is, just nerf the minigun to the ground. +--- 636227421 +DILATE AND TROON, BROTHER! +--- 636227637 +>>636226479 (OP) +>Played the shit out of the game back in the early days +>Stopped playing due to lack of content +>Still have to play the stupid three-in-a-row missions to unlock all the weapons +Why can't I just buy them bro, I have a ton of money and nothing to spend it on. +--- 636227763 +>>636227637 +GAS GAS GAS +GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS +--- 636227895 +>>636226479 (OP) +Haven't played in a long while, but I remember throwing together a build around debuffing the shit out of everything with neurotoxin and fear, then giving my dorf the best "pathogen"-vibe look like some kind of poisonous, diseased monster. +Didn't like gunner much, but I loved that build, even if it didn't really kill very well. +Was a driller mostly, though. +--- 636228072 +>>636227421 +>implying that forum jannies have anything to do with the game and actually contribute to the development +>implying that the actual developers give a shit about troons +>implying that this will prevent you from just c4ing a troon whenever it ends up in your game and typing "YWNBAW" in chat before kicking it +N o t +o +t +G o n n a +o +n +n +a +M a k e +a +k +e +I t +t +--- 636228307 +>>636227421 +Why would you want to be deliberately rude to someone over their appearance? +--- 636228349 +>>636227421 +She cute +--- 636228579 +>>636226815 +Sorry. Is there a build that makes it viable and isn't boring as fuck? +--- 636228916 +>>636226479 (OP) +>>636228579 +Run Big Bertha then you elf. It's less direct damage than leadstorm but it has better horde power and armor breaking. Don't fall for the extended magazine though. Just run born ready and bring a decent sidearm unless you want to spend half the game reloading +--- 636230239 +>>636228579 +have you tried max ROF? It's not the optimal by far but it's fun as fuck +--- 636232236 +big bertha built for single target is good and still decent at aoe +combat mobility built for max rof is fun +--- 636232249 +Big bertha +Neurotoxin +Carpet bomber (neurotoxin is better) + +Minigun is better though +--- 636232546 +>>636226479 (OP) +Combat Mobility max rof scaling 33111. +--- 636232646 +>>636228579 +play on a harder difficulty you weenie +--- 636233639 +200 rounds magazine and fire rate. Big dakka. diff --git a/v/636226496.txt b/v/636226496.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7b0646e11f38e483248eea55c6b345b1403e9c90 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226496.txt @@ -0,0 +1,116 @@ +----- +--- 636226496 +>Richard crashes Star Wars Jedi Survivor +>James try to find something positive about Redfall +>and I leak TOTK on piracy websites +--- 636226787 +>>636226496 (OP) +Would you play a Clarkson's Farm game? +--- 636226794 +>>636226496 (OP) +>and what is THAT? +>..its a sentinel. +>It has legs! +>Of course it has legs! That's the whole point! + +>While Hammond waddled forward at a snail's pace, I decided to test out what my Land Raider could really do. +--- 636226957 +I miss old Top Gear. The best part is that when they actually wanted to be serious, their car reviews were actually really good. +--- 636227057 +>>636226496 (OP) +>Hammond you fucking idiot, you shot the fucking car and now the hoard is coming. +--- 636227229 +>>636226496 (OP) +Never could stand this show because brits are so ungodly ugly +--- 636227432 +>>636227229 +The Stig's helmet is very handsome. +--- 636227463 +>>636226787 +How well would Jeremy do in Stardew Valley? +--- 636227501 +When Nintendo's lawyers catch up to you, but the canyon is a couple feet ahead. +--- 636227561 +>CLARKSON! You insufferable pillock! +>What? +>Why do you keep pulling aggro off of me?! +>I'm not! +>You are +>I'm not! I +>You are +>I'm killing the enemies +>You're supposed to do that when I've got their aggro. Its no use with you trying to tank the entire bloody dungeon! +>Yes but that's why we've got Hammond as a healer +>He can't buff me and heal us all because you're too impatient +>Chaps let's just- +>Shut it Hammond! Look James, we pulled through and I rolled on that loot so can we please just move on? +--- 636227816 +what game causes this reaction? +--- 636227974 +>>636226496 (OP) +--- 636229568 +>>636226787 +The appeal of it was watching him be incompetent and underestimating everything, it would be hard to make a game of. +--- 636230283 +>>636226496 (OP) +>Richard wears a hat +>James wears a hat +>And I wear a hat +--- 636231652 +Tonight! +James looks at a horse. +(Turn 40 as Tokugawa with 2 providences) +Richard plays hide and seek +(Richard is in ambush with two full stacks if Ikko Ikki marching towards Iga) +And I enjoy a jog through the countryside +(Banzi towards a Yariwall) +--- 636231737 +>>636226787 +>the guardian +>1 star +damn it must be good +--- 636231897 +>a 2500K just werks +--- 636232210 +>>636230283 +>James gets a little too into the Source engine +--- 636232414 +>>636226794 +>sentinel +>slow +okay, I can see hammond fucking up that badly. +--- 636232560 +CLARKSON +--- 636232635 +>>636231897 +isn't that the linux mobile +--- 636232794 +>>636226787 +I'd play it if doing poorly and cocking about made you actually progress. +Being a competent farmer should be the very last goal of a Clarkson's Farm Simulator. +--- 636232924 +>>James try to find something positive about Redfall +I would pay to watch it. +--- 636232950 +>>636231897 +>>636232635 +Ah yes +Open source car +--- 636233367 +>>636227229 +Didn't the American equivalent get cancelled after like one season because they ran out of American cars to review? +--- 636233460 +>>636226787 +It'd be a excel sim type game where your trying to deal with the bureaucratic nightmare that is your typical British local council + farming sim + The player character is retarded. +--- 636233647 +>>636227816 +>Hammond tricks the crew into playing another early access indie survival crafting game +>maybe this one will be good! +--- 636233921 +Gents! Bad news, Duke Nukem Forever, it's been delayed +--- 636234067 +>>636227816 +kenshi +--- 636234078 +>>636231897 +>It's called building from source, Hammond, and it's really not that difficult. diff --git a/v/636226904.txt b/v/636226904.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..25de449ec999bddc0fdf3e9ca8c4782f59b86c99 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226904.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 636226904 +ITT:games where english dub is better +--- 636226970 +/thread +--- 636228541 +>>636226904 (OP) +>picrel + +Sekiro's dub was god awful though. +--- 636230112 +>>636228541 +Sekiro's dub was handled and included by Activision. From didn't even intend for one at all. +--- 636230329 +Games that are intended to have English voice usually have better Englsih dub. +--- 636232347 +>>636226904 (OP) +Jack's voice is great diff --git a/v/636226941.txt b/v/636226941.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d69956877d2f3deccacef273cd990d05fc6da8bb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636226941.txt @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ +----- +--- 636226941 +I like Mahiru Koizumi. She is my favorite Danganronpa character because of her traditional values and strong moral compass. +--- 636227732 +>moralfags on 4chan +please leave +this is a chaos website +--- 636228202 +>>636227732 +HOPE WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH OVER DESPAIR +--- 636228205 +>>636226941 (OP) +>moralchad on 4chan +please stay +we must kill chaos +--- 636229212 +>has traditional values +Based +--- 636229714 +She's an annoying karen +--- 636230286 +>>636229714 +What’s a karen? +--- 636231928 +>>636226941 (OP) +She killed millions. +--- 636232610 +>>636226941 (OP) +You mean the girl who just complains and goes on about how much she believes in gender roles? +People say liking Mikan makes them an incel, but it's actually Mahiru. +--- 636232627 +>Violent gangster runs around screaming about how he's going to murder someone +>Monokuma announces that someone now has a motive to commit murder, but you don't know whom +>Gangster invites you to a secluded location with no witnesses +>Actually go +Mahiru may be nice and everything, but she's a fucking moron. +--- 636232726 +>>636230286 +A whiny, self-righteous woman +--- 636232814 +>>636232627 +it's was all peko's fault anyway +--- 636232865 +>>636232814 +If she didn't kill her, Fuyuhiko would have. +--- 636233306 +my PENGUIN of DOOMfu!!! :D +--- 636233331 +>>636233306 +How big is Ibuki's dick? +--- 636233434 +>>636233331 +the what +--- 636233471 +>>636233434 +You heard me. Whip it out and measure it. +--- 636233813 +>>636232610 +>No u +Absolute state of mikanfags. diff --git a/v/636227043.txt b/v/636227043.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1e8ba13e647feb21ea54c6325b5c15e3870be693 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227043.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 636227043 +ITT: Only kino boss fights +--- 636227556 +DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'LL SURVIVE IN HERE? +--- 636228625 +>>636227043 (OP) +https://youtu.be/l7csBH2jKPE [Embed] +--- 636228632 +>>636227556 +YOU DON'T SEEM TO KNOW WHAT CREEK YOU'RE IN +--- 636228779 +>>636227043 (OP) +>>636227556 +>>636228632 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzwgGNPetE4 [Embed] +--- 636230164 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynqlglpcTlQ [Embed] +--- 636230383 +>>636230164 +>that audio quality +what a hit +--- 636232745 +MY BEAUTIFUL CLAGGINESS diff --git a/v/636227236.txt b/v/636227236.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eab3f54c073a1e88780aee63783d9058a8e4d743 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227236.txt @@ -0,0 +1,115 @@ +----- +--- 636227236 +Share your findings here anons. I'm currently seething over my ATV's disappearance. +--- 636227320 +>>636227236 (OP) +what preceded your atv's dissappearing? +--- 636227381 +>>636227236 (OP) +duende neko sexo +--- 636227482 +>>636227320 +Everything started floating. I'm losing out on money since I can't get to all the dishes fast enough on foot. +--- 636227643 +>>636227236 (OP) +This looks cool will give it a try, thanks anon +--- 636227667 +>>636227482 +did you not check the radar and see the blip by the bridge? +--- 636227909 +>>636227667 +also, you won't have to worry about fuel for a while, they gassed it up for you when they borrowed it. +--- 636228215 +>>636227667 +I avoid anything on the radar. +--- 636228459 +>>636228215 +you, your atv, kerfuses, cameras, and any beacons you have placed all show up on radar. besides, the only thing on radar that stands still doesn't let you get close enough to see it. usually. +--- 636228538 +>>636228459 +I see. +--- 636228630 +>no one in the thread knows this is secretly a furry game and the main alien is quite literally some furfags OC +--- 636228735 +>>636228630 +I've only seen invisible figures so far, how do you this main alien? +--- 636228742 +>>636228630 +I wish I didn't know that. +--- 636228763 +>>636227236 (OP) +Hi Joey +--- 636229014 +>>636228630 +no one should give a shit. +--- 636229237 +>>636228735 +the low sleep demon is just their furry OC with the opacity set to very low +--- 636229276 +nerd game for nerds. disgusting. +--- 636229307 +>>636227236 (OP) +I sent the "alien schematics" level 3 signal, and got an email about "purge that data now". bao's such a fucking pussy, I swear. +--- 636229336 +>>636229014 +>wh-who cares bro nobody should give a shit! +--- 636229379 +>>636229237 +Cute feline. +--- 636229415 +>>636229336 +imagine getting mad on /v/ about a furry in an indie game. +--- 636229561 +>>636229336 +Does anyone else get "home made real doll constructed out of an actual human skeleton" vibes from this model +--- 636229685 +>>636229415 +you're a faggot +--- 636229706 +>>636229561 +probably because it's made by some rando in the dev's discord. +--- 636229848 +Wasn't this the game where the alien is some disgusting fur shit? completely ruined the game for me to be honest. + +I was hoping for subtle horror greys and got retarded OC +--- 636229918 +>>636229848 +There are greys. They'll even attack you. +--- 636230121 +>>636229848 +There's a bunch of different aliens but yeah one of the "main" aliens is the developper's OC alien race that are pretty much his thinly veiled dickgirl fetish. + +It's in the game as an easter egg at worst though you'll only really know all about it from browsing these thirds. +--- 636230421 +people keep talking about "furry OC" and "dev's fetish", but I'm not seeing any porn... +--- 636231247 +>>636230121 +Proof? +--- 636231350 +>>636227236 (OP) +>>636227482 +your ATV got taken for a joyride. if you slept that night, you'd have seen them teleporting it back down on the bridge in the morning. +--- 636231669 +>>636231247 +>proof? +none, anymore. the dev apppears to have gotten into an edit war on his own wiki on page for both the ariral race AND argemia. funny part being that the user that did it was trying to insert some they/them bullshit and dev wasn't having it. he wound up locking the pages, setting them to just be a gallery of of art for them, and is now apparently rewriting the ariral lore. +--- 636231938 +>>636231669 +Sounds like a mess. +--- 636232280 +>>636231938 +I mean, you can go look at the edit history to fins the "old" lore. but there's no telling how much of it will be changed, like the shorter arirals being crooks and criminals from space detroit while the tall ones are all dealing with a proverbial "white man's burden" in trying to help them. or the three sexes thing. (one, the other, both.) +--- 636232421 +Why is this game like GMOD? Did zoomers who grew up with it consider that shit nostalgic now? +--- 636232603 +>>636232421 +anon, it's emulating goldsrc, not source. +>nostalgic +half-life came out in 1998. +--- 636232991 +>>636232421 +Garry's mod 9 released almost 18 years ago. +--- 636233203 +>>636232280 +>There are three genders of Ariral: male, female, and hermale. Hermales have both reproductive organs, and are capable of impregnating themselves, which if done will create a child very similar to the parent but with some slight differences. Each Ariral has 1-3 pairs of nipples, and all genders have breasts, although females have bigger ones. +Cringe. diff --git a/v/636227376.txt b/v/636227376.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d87cfdf679d7a13dfc41c644ec29ac6cf6dea3b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227376.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 636227376 +I played the original and recently played Chaos;Head Noah, and decided to play the whole science adventure series in release order. Since I've already played the original Steins;Gate, I was thinking of playing Elite before moving on to Robotics;Notes. + +I know that Elite uses artwork from the anime (which I've never watched, because I've read the VN) but I also heard the anime cuts some stuff out, is that shit restored for elite? If so what do they do for the art in that case? I've heard people say elite is bad but I'm treating it more like a curiosity and just to replay the game again while going through the entire series. +--- 636227635 +>>636227376 (OP) +Elite is just the original but worse. +--- 636227712 +>>636227635 +ok but how is it worse? because of the anime art? like I said I've already played the first one so I'm considering elite as an oddity and to refresh myself +--- 636228145 +>>636227712 +It kills the whole atmosphere of the original VN, it feels cheap. Watch some videos on YT and tell me it doesn't feel like shit. +--- 636229351 +>>636228145 +yeah but I need to buy it to get linear bounded phenogram so might as well play it +--- 636229881 +>>636229351 +>linear bounded phenogram +Just pirate it. Elite is fucking ripoff. +--- 636231747 +>>636229881 +>Just pirate it. +sorry, but I'm not a spic or a nigger. +--- 636231973 +>>636227712 +SG elite +--- 636232043 +>>636227712 +>>636231973 +SG original +--- 636232080 +>>636227376 (OP) +Disgusting that Steam allows this pedophile garbage +STOPSEXUALIZINGMINORS + +Also how did Mages go bankrupt when they just make chinese picture books diff --git a/v/636227406.txt b/v/636227406.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bab6762b38c11215992171c15d5b9cb9861cbc58 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227406.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 636227406 +Is there anything more tragic than when a debut entry of a game series is widely considered the best one? +Not only did the developers fail to see what made the game fun, they actively made it worse and worse until it became a shell of its former self. +--- 636227673 +lol i was just watching some youtube videos of old tomb raider games +i don't know how to explain it but the atmosphere in the first 3 games is scary af even as an adult i can't think of any other game that gives me this feeling +--- 636228169 +>>636227652 +Yeah the appeal is being in a spooky survival horror game but as someone who can kick ass, then later it just becomes fast paced action game +--- 636228760 +>>636227406 (OP) +What's wrong with II and III? Too much city stuff instead of more temples/tombs? Haven't played the others. +--- 636229036 +>>636228760 +They're great games but yes they do add too much life/action which waters down the isolated lonely atmosphere the original created. +--- 636229234 +>>636227406 (OP) +>Pic unrelated +TR2 was the peak of the series. +--- 636229750 +>>636227406 (OP) +Resident Evil +Ratchet & Clank +Jak & Daxter +Suikoden +--- 636229898 +>>636227406 (OP) +I played the first one late last year and I enjoyed it. Why do the direct sequels suck? +--- 636229972 +>>636228169 +Going from being Kamiya's first directorial role after RE2 to the entire series afterwards being handed to a guy who built his career on fighting games like Rival Schools and Power Stone will do that. I personally really love Itsuno DMC but I do wonder how it would've played out if 1 was the blueprint for future games instead of 3. +--- 636230195 +>>636229898 +Main problem with 2 is that it's filled with cheap instakills, like you'll run through a doorway and there just won't be any floor on the other side so you'll fall and die. Shit like this happens constantly throughout the game and you can tell the devs were aware of how cheap it was because they allow you to save at any time, unlike in TR1. +--- 636231142 +>>636229972 +I love Power Stone and never even heard of Rival Schools. I'm definitely going to check it out +--- 636231624 +>>636231142 +Itsuno also directed Star Gladiator, Plasma Sword, and Capcom vs SNK 2, plus he worked on SF Alpha. That fighting game background is the whole reason DMC went the way it did under him. +--- 636231697 +>>636228760 +II is excellent, III is absolute bullshit. It's filled with instant death booby traps that you can't know about unless you have died to them at least once. Just imagine trying to beat III with the limited save system on the Playstation. Even on the PC, it's exhausting. diff --git a/v/636227420.txt b/v/636227420.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9b7916fe074a2c4969cc1afa53fa2671385ae6b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227420.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 636227420 +Would you give up gaming if it meant getting your dream gf? +--- 636227630 +>>636227420 (OP) +No. +Because my dream GF would want to play video games with me in the first place. +Dumb fucking thread and OP is a stupid faggot who sucks penis and gargles cum and then spits cum wads up into the air so he can make a game out of catching the flying cum balls back into his mouth while other faggot OPs crowd around him and laugh at him for being such a fag. +--- 636227641 +>>636227420 (OP) +I already have her and she likes videogames too. +--- 636227879 +>>636227630 +fippity bippity +--- 636228139 +>>636228105 +you slackin' +--- 636228284 +>>636227879 +gateKEEPIN' as usual +--- 636229081 +I keep imagining all the girlfriends I might have had in my life if it wasn't for guys having to make the first move. +--- 636229159 +>>636227630 +opxirs... +--- 636229386 +>>636229081 +excuse me but is you gateKEEPIN'? +--- 636230587 +>>636229081 +We don't have to. The only girl I ever dated asked me out. +--- 636231027 +>>636227420 (OP) +no, but i would if it meant i would turn in to a dream gf +--- 636231231 +No. +Now, if it was for my children and wife so I can get more time to help around the house and spend some time with them, id say I would give up pretty much most of my games, just play something occasional for less than 30 minutes - 1 hour once a week that can leave me satisfyed as well it being singleplayer with no Internet connection to not get myself frustrated at my only sweet gaming time as well as jumping out inmideatly in case family needs me and I don't have to care that gaming time is gone for this week. +So yeah, for girlfriends not a fucking dime, but for wife and children that's an almost yes. +--- 636231239 +>>636229081 +So make the first move lol. Either you'll hook up or be fired from your job and thrown in jail for verbal rape +--- 636231542 +wouldn't really be any need for escapism at that point would there +--- 636233945 +>>636227420 (OP) +If she looks like Shiki or Ryobi, yeah. I can easily find new and better hobbies anyway. diff --git a/v/636227542.txt b/v/636227542.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9acd8a3f88933dcfe1d837bab3f4d92bb12b72ae --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227542.txt @@ -0,0 +1,946 @@ +----- +--- 636227542 +IT'S FUCKING OVER... +--- 636227676 +>Saudi's are braindead +who would've guessed +--- 636227684 +So what. Sandniggers probably constitute less than 1% of world wide sales. +--- 636227728 +>>636227542 (OP) +I'm tired of this stupid news being spammed on /v/ nonstop for the past several days +--- 636227757 +>>636227542 (OP) +>intimate gay sex scene +Not even gonna pirate this trash. +--- 636227793 +>refuse to censor their game for towelheads +BASED +--- 636227797 +based +--- 636227831 +>betting on mainline FF to flop +How new? +--- 636227865 +gayvros won +--- 636227882 +>>636227757 +>t. muhammad al salman al'hamaan mujihabeeb from Frankfurt +--- 636227905 +>>636227542 (OP) +>source is an anonymous 4chan thread +--- 636227923 +>>636227757 +Look at this delicate snowflake. +--- 636227954 +>>636227684 +Same as fags? no way. +--- 636227969 +>>636227793 +>>636227797 +>yoshitpiss discord trannies praising gay faggotry +--- 636227970 +>>636227542 (OP) +If I wanted to watch cocks in asses, I'd check OP's browsing history +--- 636228013 +>>636227542 (OP) +>refuses to censor +Based Department, calling Square Enix. ... For once. +--- 636228063 +>>636227831 +FF16 is the lowest selling FF in history +--- 636228078 +>>636227542 (OP) +At least wait for you previous thread to die by bump limit. Are you trying to get another deleted thread? +--- 636228128 +>XV schizo is ban evading again +--- 636228150 +>>636227970 +Why are you projecting XVI-kun? + +>>636228013 +>Defending gay faggotry +--- 636228154 +>>636227969 +So now you support censorship? Whatever happened to localization not fucking with the original intentions of the developer / writer? +--- 636228171 +>>636227969 +>faggot loser defending anti free-speech authoritarians +--- 636228224 +>Video Games companies when asked to censor faggotry +>NO! WE MUST PRESERVE OUR ARTIST INTEGRETEH! +>video games companies when a random guy on twitter ask to censor boobs +>Oh yes massa. +--- 636228225 +>>636227542 (OP) +Good. After huge loss, Sony can buy SE at much lower price. +--- 636228231 +>>636227969 +Don't get your panties in a bunch, snowflake. This is a gaymer thread. +--- 636228243 +>>636228128 +>XVI schizo mindbroke +--- 636228262 +>>636228063 +It's not out yet +--- 636228276 +>>636227969 +>Sandnigger camelfucker +--- 636228289 +>>636228262 +exactly +--- 636228306 +XIV-fags and XVI-fags are literal fags lmao. +--- 636228356 +>>636228306 +tbqh i'd rather be a homo than a sandnigger +--- 636228381 +Why are they showing sex in Final Fantasy anyway? It's supposed to be something 10 year old's can enjoy. +--- 636228392 +>>636228306 +What do you do when you're not shitposting in every FF16 thread all day? +--- 636228426 +>>636227542 (OP) +Are you fucking kidding me? There's faggot shit in fucking final fantasy now too? Is there any type of media that doesn't have faggots in it now +--- 636228473 +>>636228262 +yoshipee bros, how do we recover from this pwn? +--- 636228479 +>>636227542 (OP) +>FF +>intimate gay sex scene + +really? +--- 636228504 +>>636228392 +I pray 5 times a day too anon. +--- 636228543 +>>636228381 +Cool it with the antisemitism. +--- 636228554 +>>636228426 +>now +Bro, FFXV? +--- 636228568 +>>636228381 +I enjoyed watching sex as a 10 year old, if you didn't, then you might be a total homo. +--- 636228598 +If it's Twink x Femboy sex = based and trad + +If it's Bear x Twink sex = Tolerable + +If it's Bear x Bear sex = Tranny game +--- 636228624 +>>636228171 +free speech is for actual people. + +fags and trannies dont apply, sorry. +--- 636228634 +>>636228381 +SO? CAN 10 YEAR OLDS NOT DISCOVER THEIR SEXUALITY? +--- 636228648 +>>636227542 (OP) +Cool, based Saudis for giving the heads up. + +Not buying this pozzed slop now. +--- 636228649 +Do we have any pics of the gay bois? +--- 636228654 +I have never heard of this news website until today and now it's all over the board. +--- 636228669 +>Final Faggotry XVI +Who cares + +>Saudi Arabia +Double who the fuck cares + +>intimate gay sex scene +yea between op and his dad lol +--- 636228674 +>>636228154 +>supporting gay faggotry +XIV troons deserve death +--- 636228728 +>>636228669 +holy based +--- 636228737 +>>636228624 +>free speech is for actual people. +>chuds and incels dont apply, sorry. +This is your brain on communism +--- 636228748 +>>636228669 +gottem +--- 636228759 +So like it's incredibly obvious to everyone here that Square at some point decided to go full globohomo out of the blue right? +--- 636228761 +>>636227542 (OP) +That's pretty gay, desu. +--- 636228769 +>>636228649 +no, their source is also a 4chan thread saying it was banned for gay sex +--- 636228783 +>>636228171 +>muh freeze peach +kys tranny gay faggotry is not free speech its degeneracy +stop defending faggotry +--- 636228786 +>>636227542 (OP) +Wait there's a gay sex scene? +Goddammit I was looking forward to the game too +--- 636228791 +>>636228648 +good post mr. ahmed but why are you posting this from your apartment in germany instead of saudi arabia +--- 636228819 +>>636228624 +guess you should pipe down then, faggot +--- 636228820 +>>636227542 (OP) +>it's goyslop +thanks for the heads up +--- 636228836 +>>636228759 +>now +BRO + +FF +XV +?! +--- 636228870 +Shame. Mde versions are usually about 15% cheaper here +--- 636228876 +>>636228231 +XVItroon on suicide watch + +>>636228262 +>prerelease sales aren't a thing +Fucking retard +16 is doing abysmal +--- 636228886 +>>636228674 +So now you support censorship? Whatever happened to localization not fucking with the original intentions of the developer / writer? +--- 636228895 +>>636228786 +>Wait there's a gay sex scene? +Read the article. Their source is a 4chan leak, except the leaker also said explicitly that there was no gay sex scene, only implied hetero ones. +--- 636228906 +>>636228783 +>LE FREE SPEECH IS BASED... EXCEPT WHEN IT'S LE THING THAT SCARES ME... LIKE TWO BOYS KISSING.... FUCKING DEGENERATES *jerks off to loli porn* +--- 636228913 +>>636228276 +--- 636228924 +>>636228786 +Yar har fiddle dee dee +--- 636228930 +>>636228783 +>person puts something in media +>this media does not have to be consumed in any way by you at all +>you get mad +>??? +imagine defending saudis +--- 636228936 +>>636228154 +Yes, I support censorship for faggotry and troon shit. +--- 636228948 +>gay sex scene +>It's not even two twinks that look like cloud and sora +>It's two burely men who swap spit and grab ass for a full minute + +Saudis are based. +--- 636228957 +>>636228836 +What was pozzed about 15??? That mechanic chick wasn't trans or something...? +--- 636228967 +>>636227542 (OP) +>fagshit +:( +>fagshit, japan +:) +--- 636229005 +>>636228381 +Wish I had that rance meme with alice +--- 636229030 +WAIT + +WAIT + +WAIT + +WAIT + +STOP + +Let me get this straight. +You're telling me that FFXVI, the next mainline final fantasy game, has an explicit gay sex scene between two men?! +--- 636229043 +>>636227542 (OP) +Wait is it two men or two women? This is very important +--- 636229058 +The "It's just a drawing" friends really aren't happy about this one, huh. +--- 636229062 +>>636228306 +And xiv and xvi are the only FFs with canon gay shit so of course they'd defend it +they're literally trannies + +>>636228356 +>I'd rather have dicks in my ass than having 7 female busty wives one to fuck for each day +XVI-kun confirmed homo +--- 636229092 +>>636228906 +Nta but that line of logic is the mantra of the majority of leftists and only boomer neocons still believe absolute free speech is at all tenable because they're dumb. +--- 636229104 +>>636228783 +The nazis even thought surrealism and dada were degeneracy, if we give you faggots the ability to censor things it won't stop at freaks like trannies. +--- 636229107 +>>636228381 +Gay sex is US culture, it's not the same. +--- 636229129 +>>636228957 +>What was pozzed about 4 metrosexual looking fairy boys spending the entire game alone with each other. +Really? +--- 636229132 +>>636229030 +yes, it's very explicit. Fully modeled ferns and all +--- 636229134 +>>636227757 +even homos don't want this forced garbage, but yoshida knows his ff14 audience full of faggots +--- 636229157 +>>636228063 +>2023 +>physical +lol +lmao +--- 636229158 +>>636229043 +2 men +--- 636229173 +>>636227542 (OP) +So not only is there a fag sex scene but they're not even willing to skip it. As in they think a gay sex scene is so important it can't be censored + +Mega Pozzed game. Not even gonna pirate +--- 636229181 +>>636229058 +Where's the tranny? +--- 636229183 +>>636229129 +So every t*anime game ever lmao. +--- 636229203 +>>636229030 +>Let me get this straight +Not so fast big boy ;) +--- 636229209 +>>636229058 +Pedos are based honestly. +--- 636229219 +Yoshitpiss officially killed FF worse than it's ever been. +Literally only trannies gays and ff14 shills have been defending this trash +Thank fuck ff16 is selling worse than every FF +--- 636229258 +Sex scenes are now between men... +When was the last good hetero sex scene in ANY video game? +And in a fucking Final Fantasy to boot. +What a disgrace, what a fucking world. +--- 636229303 +>>636229183 +Yes. +--- 636229310 +>>636228554 +There’s nothing gay in FFXV. + +Noctis (M) loves Luna (F). +Prompto (M) loves Cindy (F). +Ardyn (M) loved whatever his fiancée (F) was named. + +No gay romances at all. +--- 636229318 +>>636228381 +Because Yoshi-P is chasing the game of thrones audience which also had casual gay sex +--- 636229330 +>intimate homosexual sex scene +By why? If I want porn I can just look it up. + +Well there's a sale you might have had but now don't. +--- 636229349 +>>636229219 +Need to see Yoshida fired before I have any faith in FF again. +--- 636229354 +>>636229129 +Let me guess you're one the retards that think Ancient Greece was homomecca and Achilles was gay because he had a bro he cared for. +--- 636229363 +>>636229258 +>good +>sex scene in ANY video game +None, holy fuck, fucking retard. +--- 636229402 +>>636227542 (OP) +>intimate gay sex scene +It better be between two sexy women. +--- 636229427 +>>636229219 +>THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE MARKETING +Jesus christ, it's really like they get paid to be told what to post. +--- 636229446 +>>636229310 +>There’s nothing gay in FFXV +Bro, you literally LITERALLY have some beefcake walking around with his shirt constantly open to show his bare chest. It's fucking gay. Imagine if you had a friend that dressed like that. +--- 636229451 +>>636227542 (OP) +lol globohomo never sleeps. imagine being such a fucking faggit that you try to force people in various countries to watch your homosexual filth. imagine saying nah fuck that to an entire country's money just for the fucking fags' sake. that's some arrogance, right there. +--- 636229456 +>>636229181 +All of them except the last 2 +--- 636229490 +>>636229181 +Here: +>>636229219 +>>636229310 +>>636229134 +>>636229062 +>>636228876 +--- 636229496 +Another case of some "journalism" site picking up 4chan rumor/"leak" and treating it as fact. All we know is that its banned in saudi arabia, not why. +--- 636229570 +>>636227542 (OP) +>goyslop +fucking Americans shoving down fags down our throats +>goyslop, Japan +BASED, fuck sandniggers +--- 636229576 +It's finally fucking over for SE, bros. 13 was the killing blow, 15 was the death rattle, and 16 is the nail in the coffin. +--- 636229585 +>>636229354 +haha yeah they were just roomates bro +--- 636229601 +>>636229490 +kek +--- 636229662 +>>636229570 +>fuck sandniggers +True +--- 636229673 +>>636229446 +You’re projecting pretty hard. Is every fighting game ever gay now? Is FFVII gay because of Barret? FFXII with Vaan? FFVI with Gau? +--- 636229681 +>/v/ surprised Nip game has fujoshit in it +so many newfags in here +--- 636229701 +>>636229585 +You will never be a woman. +--- 636229725 +>>636227542 (OP) +>Gay scene + +I'm not buying this anymore +--- 636229738 +Ok but is it hot lesbos or maggots? +--- 636229787 +>>636229456 +Even this one? +--- 636229796 +>>636229673 +>oh yeah? well what about fighting games huh? checkmate +A fighting game is a fitting context for a guy to be shirtless. Casual clothing for just fucking around is not fitting context for dressing like gladio unless you're a faggot wanting to attract other faggots. +--- 636229810 +>>636229723 +Imagine taking the time to draw this, disgusting. +--- 636229873 +>scroll the thread +>no source posted +lemme guess +the source is complete bullshit from some literal who's asshole, isn't it? +--- 636229901 +>>636229810 +You're the one who is disgusting you tranny freak. +41% yourself or we'll hang you and your leftist friends from the lamp posts in 2024. +--- 636229910 +>>636229873 +no the source is literally a 4chan thread +--- 636229970 +>>636228554 +Is the straightest FF in history since any romantic depiction is always hetero straight relationship since they all have female love interests and any female only has male love interests +Noctis with his childhood friend and fiance lunafreya +Prompto with his crush Cindy, whos last names are literally gold and silver, and prompto who also asks the gang if they think aranea is single +gladio has a girlfriend he says he's gonna marry when the dawn returns +iris who has a crush on noctis +ardyn has his fiance aera +ifrit banged shiva and were lovers + +Now XIV and XVI those have canon gay shit +--- 636229993 +>>636229910 +ok so basically the same thing +--- 636230059 +>>636228649 +dion is one of the confirmed gays +he has a canon boyfriend +--- 636230131 +>>636229910 +>>636229873 +I'm just here for the shitposts. +The 'jaks are already out so I'm doing pretty good. +--- 636230191 +>>636230059 +cute +--- 636230219 +>>636227542 (OP) +>gay sex scene +wat? +--- 636230237 +>>636229901 +I am not defending trannies, I am saying they are fucking disgusting and I can't imagine being mentally ill enough to want to sit down to imagine and create such a repulsive image in my free time. +--- 636230258 +>>636228669 +>>636228728 +>>636228748 +>>636228836 +xvi-kun malding + +>>636228836 +>>636229129 + +>xvi-kun so mindbroken he has to lie about ffxv because he butthurt over only yoshitpiss trash having canon gay shit +--- 636230295 +>>636227542 (OP) +>intimate gay scene +it's probably just a character kissing someone on the cheek or something so small. yet in private saudis fuck dudes in the asss and get fucked by camels +--- 636230317 +>>636227542 (OP) +based +--- 636230340 +>>636229157 +Retard fucking ff6 and ff1 pixel remaster is outselling ff16 digitally +--- 636230353 +>>636229970 +If it's so straight, why does Noctis have 5620 gay fanfics with Prompto +--- 636230363 +>>636230059 +cute twink +would remodel his shithole and I'm a heterosex male +--- 636230470 +>>636227542 (OP) +Xbros we can't stop winning +--- 636230475 +>>636227542 (OP) +>it's based to worship goyslop if it's le schooling another abrahamic faith it's in direct competition with +It's all so tiresome. +--- 636230479 +>>636227542 (OP) +STFU asshole +--- 636230541 +>>636229901 +>>636229723 +>LESOYSOYSOYSOYSOYSOYSOY +--- 636230552 +>>636230475 +Did you really think you could say "abrahamic faith" and people wouldnt immediately know you were completely full of shit and badly trolling? +--- 636230576 +>>636230258 +They knew have to play a popular game +--- 636230625 +>>636230219 +its literally fox fake news +--- 636230628 +>>636229446 +Why are you projecting your homo tendencies again XVI-kun? +--- 636230638 +>>636227542 (OP) +Based saudi's have good taste +--- 636230702 +>>636229446 +You mean the beefcake that is constantly chatting up women and has a girlfriend he says he's gonna marry when the dawn returns? +--- 636230709 +>>636230219 +As the leaks said themselves. +XIV-faggots have been denying them endlessly, but as time goes on they keep getting confirmed as real. +--- 636230764 +>>636229490 +XVI-kun you're the only troon here +--- 636230805 +>>636227542 (OP) +I have never played a final fantasy game before besides one hour of 9 and I guess kingdom hearts sort of counts +will this be a good game for people like me? +--- 636230809 +>>636230552 +>judaism and islam aren't abrahamic faiths +You can stop posting at any time. +--- 636230815 +>>636227923 +Stop projecting, you brittle brat. +--- 636230857 +>>636230709 +>As the leaks said themselves. +Link to the leaks? +--- 636230868 +>>636230709 +Haha /v is a reliable source for what? +--- 636230902 +>>636230353 +>why is fanfic gay +ask ff14 +--- 636230927 +>>636227542 (OP) +Fucking BASED +--- 636231034 +>>636229310 +Gladio also had a fiancée post time skip. Only Ignis was kinda gay ngl +--- 636231053 +>>636230576 +>b-but fanart + +meanwhile canon in game ff14 +--- 636231058 +>>636230857 +Sorry, I don't have them archived. +>>636230868 +I'm just here to kek as they continue to be confirmed. +--- 636231074 +Guess I'll hold off on getting that PS5 now til this is confirmed. +--- 636231132 +Is the gay sex scene with giga chad and the cute prince? +--- 636231172 +>>636230809 +I didnt say that, Im just saying using the term "abrahamic faith" makes it super obvious you're not legit and just trying to stir shit up. +--- 636231176 +>>636230902 +but XIV fanfics are mostly women shipping their female self inserts with male characters +--- 636231205 +>>636227969 +Didn't people catch you browsing tranny porn on /gif/ of all places? +--- 636231208 +>>636230694 +>xvi-kun so mindbroken he has to wade through fanfic because he's so buttblasted ff16 has official canon gay shit + +Go post sephiroth x cloud gay shit while you're at it, wont make it canon or official like ff16 gay faggotry is +--- 636231225 +>>636227542 (OP) +Based Sand Bros, I didn't know this was in it but now I do. Not playing it. +--- 636231245 +>>636231208 +holy BASED +--- 636231276 +>>636230709 +But the leaks said the only sex scenes were heterosexual +--- 636231287 +>>636227542 (OP) +>t.OP +--- 636231290 +>>636231058 +>Sorry, I don't have them archived. +It's okay, I found it. +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/624316820/#624341758 +No mention of a sex scene though, weird. Seems like the opposite is implied, in fact. +--- 636231296 +>>636230709 +The fact their cope has been "t-they just saw marketing material early!!!!!???" is the funniest fucking cope +--- 636231323 +Gay sex in games is lame. +--- 636231386 +>>636230709 +Nothing has proved that leak is real so. +--- 636231392 +Sex with Benedikta. +--- 636231424 +>>636231172 +You mean like the entire purpose of this thread you little jew shill? +Fuck off and strike a blow at tel aviv. +--- 636231473 +Living like this must be exhausting huh? How old do you think these schitzos are? For their sakes I hope they are under 16 +--- 636231550 +>>636231296 +Yup. First they said +>Lol, the game's not banned in SA +>Why would they localize it in Arabic if that were the case +And now it seems they are cooking up +>Those aren't the leaks! +>These are the leaks +Well, everyone who saw the originals knows them. And it's funny seeing more and more of it being confirmed as time goes on. +--- 636231610 +Source is literal twitter trannies. There needs to be a term for when /vpol/ and twitter align. Horsecock theory. +--- 636231721 +>>636231392 +>benedikta + +hmm i wonder if shes trustworthy +--- 636231723 +>>636229490 +>>636229181 +light blue and pink? +--- 636231749 +>>636231296 +>it's just a coincidence they only named characters that showed up in next few trailers and didn't mention any plot points bro +--- 636231852 +>>636228063 +Honestly the only reason I'm not getting it is because I refuse to buy a PS5 just for two Final Fantasy games. +I'm in no rush to play and they'll both be on PC in a year anyway +--- 636232024 +>>636227923 +That's not even what snowflake means retard +--- 636232047 +Is this Barry's newest angle or some new schitzo who is obsessed with idpol? Probably both +--- 636232148 +I always turn to 4chan/v/ to get my fill of the latest tweets +--- 636232226 +>>636232047 +Barry is definitely in this thread, but this time his angle has caught on with a lot more people than usual. +--- 636232307 +>>636227542 (OP) +Poop on dick - the video game +--- 636232326 +>>636227542 (OP) +>Pozzed Fantasy 16 +LMAO! +"Japan has fallen" indeed, kek! +--- 636232330 +>>636230219 +gay sex with sakura +--- 636232363 +>>636228171 +>censorship is only ok when WE do it +--- 636232402 +>>636232148 +What is she handing me? +--- 636232438 +>>636227542 (OP) +Do people really believe SE would allow this crap in a mainline FF? The gayest thing we got was Cloud crossdressing but that's done for laughs. +--- 636232467 +>>636227793 +>Censor games for fat mutts from Burgerkistan instead. +/v/ used to be against censorship... what happened? +--- 636232518 +>>636232438 +>Do people really believe SE would allow this crap +SE is on corporate welfare now. Look at wokespoken. +--- 636232523 +>>636227757 +BASED +--- 636232545 +>>636228063 +it's lagging behind it's predecessor BECAUSE of it's predecessor. FFXV was a clusterfuck that hurt the brand badly. +--- 636232592 +>>636227542 (OP) +>gay sex +CRINGE +>refuse to censor +based... +>overall +bringe +--- 636232601 +Beniz in anuz iz no gud broder +--- 636232615 +>>636232467 +What censorship? The sauds aren't censoring this game. Only devs/publishers/localizers censor games. +--- 636232669 +>>636231053 +why are they all pink and blue? +--- 636232742 +Post the Fucking scene +I call bullshit +--- 636232810 +>>636232669 +Trans pride colors +--- 636232823 +>>636228759 +Squenix don't need to sell games any more to make money. They pander as hard as possible for ESG investment and then take Sony and Timmy Tencent's money for exclusivity. The games make a profit before they're even on sale. Everything on top of that is free money, and there are still a lot of retards who buy anything with Final Fantasy slapped on it. They can't lose, so long as the West doesn't collapse. +--- 636232907 +>>636232615 +>What censorship? +Square literally has an Ethics Department formed especially to censor games for the American audiences. Censorship is wrong, no matter for who. +--- 636232923 +>>636230857 +>>636230868 +>Leaker in January started by saying "I know everything that happens in the game" +>An anon asked them to name some currently unknown characters details +>Leaker in Jan then said there's an old lady shopkeeper named Charon and she's basically the mom of a hulking huge tard named Goetz and that he helps out in the forge, aka Cids hideaway aka the resistance (Charon verified by an off hand comment by Koji Fox in March 2023 where he said he wouldn't say her name but then did 2 seconds later, further verified in April 2023 pax footage with her on screen), (Goetz verified by the Japanese twitter account posting a clip in March 2023 where a quest marker said "find Goetz", further verified in April 2023 pax footage with him on screen) +>Leaker in Jan also said old man Byron has a grey beard and spends a fuckton of gil towards Clive's cause +>Leaker in Jan also said Dion is gay and has a boyfriend but the boyfriend sucks (verified when word XVI was getting banned in SA happened which solidified in May 2023) +>Leaker in Jan also said Clive's mother is named Anabella and that she betrays Rosaria (verified in April 2023 pax) +>Leaker in Jan also said no Leviathan in the game outside of lore references, which is true since all eikons have been showcased in the marketing while Leviathan hasn't, leaker said Leviathan may be DLC instead which is also obvious given Yoshi-P saying they cut an Eikon +>Other comments by the leaker which are now true and legitimised include: +>Joshua is hooded guy +>All the eikons die except Clive and Jill +>Torgal is Fenrir +>Big bad is Ultima +>Ultima is doing the old "destroy everything and start fresh" generic villain trope +>Clive being Ifrit is the big twist even though everyone already thought he was ifrit to begin with +>Barnabas is used by Ultima to do its bidding +>Barnabas has an ally named Sleipnir who turns into the horse +>Jill and Clive never become a couple +>Leaker said the story falls off midway and is boring in 2nd half +--- 636232960 +>>636227542 (OP) +>intimate sex scene in FF +There’s some BS going on here, since when are FF games rated R or MA? +--- 636232989 +>>636232907 +Agree, but I don't see what the sauds are doing as censorship. They're just saying square cannot sell their game in that region. +--- 636233038 +>>636232960 +They want to be Game of Thrones now. Yoshi-P said that. +--- 636233117 +>>636231176 +its all tranny shit +--- 636233221 +>>636232989 +Intimating devs to self censor under threat of banning is another form of censorship +--- 636233232 +>dude trust me, 5 people on twitter are talking about it!!! +--- 636233243 +>>636231205 +XVI-kun why are you projecting? +--- 636233260 +>>636232923 +>Jill and Clive never become a couple +You forget what they did in lake scene. +--- 636233282 +Seriously what the hell happened to this place now its full of redditors and faggots, feels like fucking Twitter... +--- 636233303 +>>636233038 +I doubt very much they would make the game rated that high +I bet it’s some fujo bait +Otherwise this would get a Cero Z in japan +--- 636233338 +>>636232823 +>Le ESG +--- 636233378 +>>636233303 +It's rated mature, you can see for yourself right now on pre-order pages etc. +--- 636233389 +>>636227542 (OP) +fag game +--- 636233397 +>>636233282 +>now +2016 was 7 years ago anon +--- 636233414 +>>636233282 +Gamergate happened and it was a disaster. +--- 636233430 +>>636227542 (OP) +Honestly a rare based SE moment. Yes, people will cry because it’s gay sex, but at least it’s corporations standing by their degenerate decision for once, and not going the Disney route of going “look at all the gay we hid in the background” before trimming it all out for the towelheads, bugmen, and orcs. + +Still not buying the game, but I appreciate them having some spine. +--- 636233486 +>>636228649 +There’s literally no proof it’s being banned for homosexuality. It was some anons speculating, and it appears as though a story was run based on that speculation. A write up of degenerate parts didn’t even mention anything about them doing the gay +--- 636233550 +I wish wokeists would stop shoving a dick in my ass since I'm straight, but I guess even that's a partisan political stance now. +--- 636233553 +>>636227831 +XIII & XV killed the series +--- 636233571 +>>636233378 +An intimate sex scene would be rated the highest in Japan +It would be a death sentence for sales +--- 636233574 +>>636233414 +Fuck off faggot, how is pointing out a whore was fucking losers for video game favors some terrible thing? Maybe you numales and femoids could just be decent people lmao, try it. +--- 636233587 +>>636231749 +>literally said joshua is hooded guy, that all eikons die besides clive and jill, that torgal is fenrir, that ultima is big bad, that anabella is clives mom and she betrays rosaria, +>guy only answered questions anons asked and everything had been true because ITS FROM THE FUCKING GAME +--- 636233590 +>>636232148 +yeah? what else would you come here for? I come here for videogame news (and to call you people bad words), that sometimes includes pre-selected twatter screenshots which is perfectly fine, meanwhile you come here only to jerk off and post garbage and you act like that improves the place. +--- 636233593 +>>636227542 (OP) +FF and Square have been gay shit since 13 +--- 636233603 +>>636233221 +>intimate +It's not a threat it's a condition. Its not like the sauds asked them to publish the game in the region, it was the other way around. They have yknow, rules and laws and stuff in that country and it's not their fault if square doesn't recognize that. +--- 636233605 +>>636228426 +>astronaut_betrayal.jpg +Anon, I... +--- 636233630 +Why would I need to preorder when it’ll be up in digital format on day one? +--- 636233641 +>>636233571 +This is why the JP forums have been laughing about it, yes. +--- 636233673 +None of this is actually real is it? +--- 636233702 +>>636233303 +It's rated A for Anal. +--- 636233708 +>>636227542 (OP) +Yeah, censorship is bad. Still not gonna buy the game though. +--- 636233712 +>>636232047 +XVI-kun how are you this fucking mindbroken? + +>>636232545 +>XVItroon cope +No its because ff16 looks like dogshit, also ff7 sold worse than ff7 guess ff7 hurt the brand +fucking retard +--- 636233736 +>>636227542 (OP) +The game is not even out yet! How do they know it has two gay characters having gay buttsex? +--- 636233752 +>>636233574 +You faggots lost the lead and allowed political grifters to take over leading to current /v/. +--- 636233775 +>>636233673 +The leaks continue to be proven correct. But make your own mind up. It will be funny when anons play it and see for themselves too. +I'm not playing this trash, but I will enjoy your reaction at that time anyway. +--- 636233853 +>>636233603 +>It's not a threat it's a condition +--- 636233860 +>>636228648 +This, although I’m pretty safe I haven’t bought a FF game since 10… +--- 636233861 +>>636233752 +I didn’t do shit, nigger. All of this was going to happen and if you’re only paying attention to the other side it shows who you’re rooting for. Don’t be a little bitch. +--- 636233879 +>>636233752 +There is no game +--- 636233889 +>>636227542 (OP) +I am still very hyped for this but the fuck is wrong with these retards at the dev team? +All the FF14 trannies made their impact I guess +--- 636233912 +>>636233853 +There's no other way to describe it. The laws they have existed before the attempt to publish the game. +--- 636233952 +>/v/ is defending fags now +lmao +--- 636233962 +>>636233232 +You're literally fucking malding +--- 636234015 +>>636233861 +And you was grifted. +--- 636234037 +funny enough those bans aren't usually enforced and you can still just go buy the games. +--- 636234048 +>>636233260 +literally nothing + +>>636233282 +ff14 invited a bunch of literal gays here + +>>636233430 +>but at least +no, it's faggotry +cope +--- 636234053 +>>636233952 +XIV-fags were always leftypol faggots. But because they only bothered FF-fags no one else noticed. +--- 636234094 +>>636233962 +Not at all, until someone posts the scene all of this is pure conjecture. YOURE malding. +--- 636234119 +>>636227793 +HOLY BASED FREEDOM +I LOVE BEING ABLE TO WATCH GAY SEX IN MY VIDEO GAMES! +TAKE THAT, TERRORISTS! +--- 636234138 +>>636233486 +See >>636227542 (OP) + +>>636233553 +XIV killed the series, XV saved it, XVI is killing it again +--- 636234164 +>>636233952 +sandpeople are worse than homos diff --git a/v/636227951.txt b/v/636227951.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..15a64a6d6b634b95282a5b8cbcee05eabd97bf66 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636227951.txt @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ +----- +--- 636227951 +I just finished the game (40-50h) and cannot agree with all that love. The game has some great aspects BUT it also has some mediocre ones and because of that, in my book, it does not deserve a perfect 10/10. +To start with a few examples: +>The world is huge but also kind of empty. Not much is going on out there from the perspective of an open world RPG. +>Combat system is fun but too basic in my opinion. +>Enemy variety. During the whole game I encountered just a handful of enemy types: Bokoblins, lizards, large Bokoblins, those flying elemental mages, flying-eye-thingies, guardians, flying guardians, Lynels and I think that's it. +>The narrative is very shallow. The game is a great sandbox in a meaning that it lets you do whatever you want but at the same time it doesn't keep your interest with it's storytelling. Sidequests are some of the most generic stuff there is. Even the main quest feels like it's there just so that you have SOME purpose and excuse to explore the map. +This what's on the top of my head for the moment. What I want to say is that BOTW is a very good game, just not THAT perfect I keep hearing and reading about. Maybe I am missing something? What makes BOTW aprefect game for you guys? +--- 636228602 +literally not a single person has ever seriously referred to zelda shit as the "best game ever made," lmao +--- 636228717 +>>636228602 +That goes to Final Fantasy XIV +--- 636228719 +>>636227951 (OP) +Whats a perfect 10/10 for you, anon +--- 636228802 +Lots of soi bois, journos and women (trannies) had a religious experience playing their first open-world Nintendo game so they love BotW. It's not actually that good for people who have played many games. +--- 636228884 +>>636227951 (OP) +>best game ever made +you pay a bunch of people to say it updoot posts that agree then the NPC will follow +--- 636228990 +>>636227951 (OP) +Only happens in /v/ because it has a loudly tendie consoomer minority. +--- 636229053 +>>636227951 (OP) +Nostalgia. +--- 636229735 +I enjoyed it about as much as I did the good assassin creed games (2, Syndicate). it was overrated by nintendo fans and the like because it was the first good zelda game since majora's mask +--- 636229769 +>>636227951 (OP) +Because Nintendo fans are retards that have no standards and praise mediocre garbage. +--- 636230105 +>>636227951 (OP) +>botw widely considered the best game ever made +Lmfao what? Please get off /v/intendo for once +--- 636230310 +The world is really immersive and has an attention to detail you don't see in other games. The points you made are valid but I would still rather do a fetch quest in BOTW than play a lot of other games because I actually feel like I'm in Hyrule. +And even if the quests are boring they oftentimes unlock other content in ways you don't expect and then it becomes addictive. +--- 636231802 +>>636227951 (OP) +OoT is what /v/ considers to be a 10/10 best game ever made and it plays like this. +--- 636232040 +>>636231802 +You‘re not supposed to reveal that you don‘t even like zelda games, botwtranny +--- 636232090 +The lack of enemy variety is odd. It makes the game feel unfinished. +--- 636232376 +>>636232090 +TOTK makes BOTW look like an early access beta test. +--- 636232445 +>>636227951 (OP) +BotW is not “widely considered the best game ever made” anon +--- 636232490 +>>636228717 +I dont think a visual novel with a chat room counts as a game +--- 636232526 +>>636227951 (OP) +Thanks for sharing +--- 636232585 +>>636228719 +KH2FM+ +--- 636232613 +>>636227951 (OP) +It's not the best game ever made. +--- 636232763 +>>636231802 +I like Botw better than OOT but you’re comparing a boss to chaff +--- 636233189 +>>636227951 (OP) +Keep in mind when BOTW released, no other game offered the same level of freedom. It sounds dumb now, but climbing was a massive innovation. Now we have titles like Genshin and it’s not ad unique anymore. + +>>636232376 +ToTK is a game for man children. Building cars is more akin to Roblox than Minecraft. Genshin has more of a claim to BoTW than ToTK has. +--- 636234117 +>>636233189 +>no other game offered the same level of freedom + +Bethesda game did it and even way better. + +>It sounds dumb now, but climbing was a massive innovation + +We have spider man since a long time ago. +--- 636234123 +Really didn't care for the OST. It's barely music and more just notes that play whenever something happens. +Older games had pretty iconic scores but nothing in BotW stands out at all. I get that it's trying to be minimalist for whatever reason but it just doesn't work. +I don't want my game's soundtrack to sound like I unplugged a USB drive or turned on a PS4. diff --git a/v/636228027.txt b/v/636228027.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d2c9affb599ee1b163783a6c9280377c50065693 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228027.txt @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +----- +--- 636228027 +Should I sell my Xbox Series X now? +--- 636229091 +>>636228027 (OP) +And do what you want to do with the money +--- 636229108 +>>636228027 (OP) +Only if you need the money and/or rarely play it. +--- 636230595 +>>636228027 (OP) +To whom? +--- 636230657 +>>636228027 (OP) +yeah, just get gamepass on windows instead +--- 636230763 +give it to the homeless +--- 636230832 +>>636228027 (OP) +yes and buy the gaystation +xbox fags can seeth all they want, it's always been the superior console +--- 636230876 +>>636228027 (OP) +do people still play Xbox one or not anymore +--- 636231724 +>>636230832 +You should get a PC console mutt +--- 636232839 +>>636228027 (OP) +Depends, do you have a PC to emulate with? If not, I dare say I'd suggest getting dev mode and using it. My friend uses it and says it's fine. Worse than retail mode emulation but that's atm no longer a viable option. If you do have a PC that can emulate decently, I'd suggest selling it unless it's outperforming your PC. diff --git a/v/636228172.txt b/v/636228172.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..32ca4089335d2e5901beaeec2d78d066bccd6ade --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228172.txt @@ -0,0 +1,83 @@ +----- +--- 636228172 +Mariofags, explain +--- 636228327 +>>636228172 (OP) +If it ain't broke, don't fix it. +--- 636228372 +does dededed actually say this +--- 636228469 +>>636228372 +He says it with his actions anon, he says it with his actions +--- 636228609 +>>636228172 (OP) +This isn't even accurate, Dedede was only the villain one time. He was a hero even in the 90s. Every other boss fight with him is either due to a remake (Spring Breeze), possession (Dream Land 2, 3, 64, etc) or a misunderstanding (Adventure). +--- 636228627 +>>636228172 (OP) +LE VILLAIN IS ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY shit is cringe and needs to die off. +--- 636228840 +>>636228627 +See >>636228609 +Dedede hasn't been a villain since his second appearance. An antagonist a few times, but throughout the series Dedede goes from the most 1-dimensional "I want all the food" bad guy to a pretty great character, in a series with basically no dialogue. +--- 636229056 +>>636228172 (OP) +The mandates + +ARE REAL +--- 636229436 +>>636228627 +>Actually good guy +>implying villains can't have a code of honor among themselves too and have some fucking depth +I wish I had that one image where a villain's subordinate expects punishment for his failure but instead his leader notes his previous accomplishments, tells him to rest, and try again next time. +--- 636229651 +>>636228372 +Head cannon by Kirbitches. +--- 636229687 +>>636228172 (OP) +Kirby is better written because it's allowed to be a little bit riskier. Mario is part of Nintendo's brand image to a much greater extent, and thus has to be supremely safe. +--- 636229758 +>>636229436 +Oh wait, here it is +--- 636229812 +>>636228172 (OP) +>Bowser +ambition, goals, determination, eyes on the prize +>Dedede +""""""King"""""" in reality he's the damsel in distress for the nth time that his subjects probably just feel bad about +--- 636229903 +>>636229758 +I know he's evil, but I wish he was my manager at work. +--- 636230053 +>>636229758 +Where is this from? +--- 636230274 +>>636229812 +Bowser +>Has fucked up the same task in roughly the same way, repeatedly, for forty fuckingyears +>And it's not even a broad task like "ruling the kingdom" +>It's "kidnap the princess of the mushroom kingdom" +>"the mushroom kingdom, whose citizens except for two to four are a universally incompetent, cowardly race of sentient fungi" +Dedede +>Fights for his kingdom personally, every time it's under threat +>Needs to explicitly ally up with Kirby, who was once an enemy, to do this, but still plays an important part +>Doesn't have universal rule over any species, they follow him by choice +>Mistaken for the chosen one by multiple outsider species, always targeted first because he is recognized as a threat +--- 636231295 +>>636228627 +You're retarded +--- 636233334 +>>636229056 +meds +--- 636233354 +>>636228172 (OP) +This Kirby picture skipped the Mario RPGs. (and Bowser's Fury) +--- 636233584 +One has a 8/10 cartoon series where he is likable. The other is just bowser. +--- 636233761 +>>636233584 +>Escargoon only got one appearance outside the anime +Seriously Hal? +--- 636233772 +>>636228372 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SzT34Xhks [Embed] +action speak more than words diff --git a/v/636228619.txt b/v/636228619.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..00d97814cbdb936eb52849711a10a3d976e853f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228619.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 636228619 +>finish a game +>it evoked no positive or negative emotions in me +name it and maybe come back I have no feelings about you +--- 636230373 +>>636228619 (OP) +any shooter +--- 636230864 +>>636228619 (OP) +Minish Cap gave me the same sort of feeling that cleaning up after dinner does. Didn't feel like a waste, but it didn't give me any sort of satisfaction. +--- 636232270 +>>636228619 (OP) +who dat +--- 636232831 +>>636232270 +colgato +--- 636233346 +>>636232831 +what are its stats +--- 636233424 +>>636228619 (OP) +every game since the trauma of winter in '15 +--- 636234036 +>>636233346 diff --git a/v/636228667.txt b/v/636228667.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..28f323ae25fa8dfc2930c8878fcae814157ab21e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228667.txt @@ -0,0 +1,66 @@ +----- +--- 636228667 +What was the moment you realized a video game was going to be GOTY? +--- 636228754 +>>636228667 (OP) +I really hope your expectations aren't so dead that THIS is what determines a worthless "GOTY" accolade for you. +--- 636228798 +certainly not the garbage linear tutorial +--- 636228821 +when I realized that there wasn't anything worthwhile coming out after rem4ke. +--- 636228972 +I really don't get kids today. +--- 636229405 +>>636228667 (OP) +When I realized you can play Tony Hawk in the game. + +>>636228821 +Demake is already forgotten, game is barely hitting 10k players barely a month after launch. Last years GOTY, Elden Ring is currently at 25k. Demake is literally a side note in this year's list of releases. Get ye gone golem +--- 636229718 +>>636228972 +im in my 30s. why cant you guys enjoy things? It's simply fun. Kids will love this. + +As a disgruntled old man, I play it, beat it, delete it, and pay 0 to nintendo. +--- 636229827 +Two days ago when I started it. +It's without a doubt getting GOTY. +The seething will be monumentally glorious. +--- 636229869 +>>636229718 +>im in my 30s +so glad im not you. fucking loser +--- 636229941 +>>636228667 (OP) +As opposed to a book? No shit a video game is going to be game of the year. Dumbass. +--- 636230024 +>>636229718 +>dude just let your inner kid out! xD *farts* +yeah don’t think so +--- 636230146 +>>636229869 +Do you think you can leave? I'm also 33. +--- 636230289 +>>636229941 +--- 636230630 +>>636229405 +lol +--- 636230669 +>>636229718 +I’d like it a lot more if it didn’t despawn. IIRC the blood moon exists because of hardware limitations that also acted as a way to keep enemies coming back. If you remember Morrowind on Xbox, the loading times got atrocious the more you played because the cells didn’t reset lol. + +Switch 2 or whatever’s next better not be PS4 or Xbone level power make a fucking gimmick that doesn’t bring the performance down with it please. +--- 636230957 +>>636228667 (OP) +The game has the same fucking structure as botw from the shrines to the koroks even to the “dungeons“ in the 4 corners of the map. If this rehash is goty then gaming is truly finished +--- 636231569 +>>636229869 +Not an argument +--- 636231714 +>>636228798 +>Linear + +Tell me (you) haven't played the game without telling me that (((you))) haven't played the game. +--- 636232736 +>>636229869 +Better to be a 30-year-old who can still enjoy life rather than an insecure manlet who lives in fear of what others think. +LOL ur a overweight bitch by the way. diff --git a/v/636228715.txt b/v/636228715.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1e05891563233401275c51faa381097e7f5d9240 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228715.txt @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ +----- +--- 636228715 +post a Mario Kart course without posting a Mario Kart course +--- 636230491 +>>636228715 (OP) +--- 636230594 +>>636230491 +toads turnpike +--- 636230621 +>>636230491 +Rainbow Road. + +>>636228715 (OP) +I don't know. It was probably one of the games I didn't play. +--- 636230818 +>>636230749 +The baby course with seven laps on Double Dash (the best mario kart). +--- 636231195 +>>636230749 +>>636230818 +I LOVE BABY PARK! +--- 636231278 +>>636230621 +Rainbow Road is the easy answer, the one I initially had in mind. +>>636230594 +But Toad's Turnpike is bad it its own special way. +--- 636231470 +>>636228715 (OP) +N64 dk course +>>636231091 +Also baby park +>>636231162 +Koopa troopa beach? +--- 636231680 +>>636231612 +The Waluigi one from Double Dash. +--- 636231707 +>>636231470 +>N64 dk course +BINGO +>>636231612 +Wario Stadium +--- 636231825 +>>636231470 +>Koopa troopa beach? + +Yep! +--- 636231995 +>>636228715 (OP) +--- 636232084 +>>636231997 +Warios goldmine +--- 636232238 +>>636231995 +Dini level from gcn +--- 636232296 +>>636231091 +>>636231470 +ye +--- 636232305 +>>636232238 +Yep +--- 636232487 +>>636232084 +Bingo! +--- 636232649 +>>636228715 (OP) +As a kid i used to be scared of that course, i mean, who was throwing them? +--- 636232995 +>>636232305 +Thanks for translating my drunk ass post +Guess this one +--- 636233067 +>>636232995 +Yoshi Circuit! +--- 636233191 +>>636232825 +Shy guy falls mk8 +>>636232860 +Like one of 3 billion night time highway levels +>>636232972 +Bouncy fungus level mkwii +>>636233067 +:D +--- 636233551 +>>636233495 +Rock Rock Mountain? +--- 636233656 +>>636228715 (OP) +--- 636233854 +>>636233551 +It looks more like choco mountain +--- 636233934 +>>636233286 +Dk mountain I dont remember the name +--- 636234096 +>>636233286 +Yoshi level mk64 +>>636233656 +Music level mk7 diff --git a/v/636228752.txt b/v/636228752.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c1a6c56b511fd6a362a261d6548d437d68302948 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228752.txt @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +----- +--- 636228752 +ITT: You replace part of the name of the last game you played with "Paul Blart" or "Blart" + +>Alone in the Blart +--- 636228931 +blart blue +--- 636229009 +Blartjo-Blartooie +--- 636229027 +Project Blart Zone 2 +--- 636229113 +>>636228752 (OP) +blartia +--- 636229179 +God of Blart +--- 636229213 +Corruption of Blart 2 +--- 636229282 +>>636228752 (OP) +Blartonetta +--- 636229321 +>>636228752 (OP) +Red Blart Redemption 2 +--- 636229338 +Super Smash Blart. +--- 636229395 +>>636228752 (OP) +Goddess of Victory Blart +--- 636229608 +>>636228752 (OP) +Grand Theft Auto: Blart City +--- 636229857 +Blart: Scholarship Edition +--- 636229974 +EarthBlart +--- 636230068 +Enter the Blartgeon +--- 636230681 +>>636228752 (OP) +Blart Valley +--- 636230758 +>>636228752 (OP) +cataclysm: paul blart ahead +--- 636231752 +This movie is a piece of shit my dudes. +--- 636232035 +>>636231752 +that's why joking about it is funny +--- 636232134 +Super Paul Blarters +--- 636232196 +>>636231752 +This is one my alcoholic Grandma fucking loves, she passes out on the coach with this playing +--- 636232217 +>>636228752 (OP) +Super Paul Blart Galaxy 2 +--- 636232292 +>>636228752 (OP) +Bart vs The Blart Mutants +--- 636232295 +Thread is over, everyone go home diff --git a/v/636228762.txt b/v/636228762.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3b934a4b882f6e4789de282ee17d9c2356deafd8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228762.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 636228762 +>Nintendo ganes are too eas-- ACK! +--- 636228968 +>>636228762 (OP) +>That texture pop-in/flickering + +Kek, also heard the game doesn't run very well on Yuzu anyway, at least not currently. RyujinX is being shilled as the better emulator to play it on. +--- 636231219 +Meanwhile in Ocarina of Trash: +--- 636231509 +>>636231219 +aren’t you supposed to hit enemies with a walnut then punish +--- 636231732 +>>636228968 +played both, got the same performance, but Ryu has the shitty sound bug, the fucked up cliff and rock textures, and every UI element with transparency is fucked. In Yuzu, every once in a while an effect like fire will go nuclear, and it stutters every time it builds a new shader, but only the first time. It sounds like most people have more problems with Yuzu, so I guess I'm lucky, but it is the far more enjoyable experience. diff --git a/v/636228846.txt b/v/636228846.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0b9763a3bd1af5974f9a20dbdc87ee733d1ca717 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228846.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 636228846 +Why is Cleopatra and Ptolemaic Egypt always portrayed as extremely oriental and exotic? +--- 636228940 +>>636228846 (OP) +VILE NILOTIC RITES +--- 636229953 +>>636228846 (OP) +Because most normalfaggots are too stupid to know that Cleopatra and the entire ruling class of Egypt were Greeks. Cleo was the only Ptolemaic ruler who actually learned to speak the Egyptian language, so there is a possibility that she may have tried to appear more "Egyptian," in contrast to her predecessors. +--- 636232793 +Well anon, let me compare. The little thing above the man's head, what's it a picture of? diff --git a/v/636228910.txt b/v/636228910.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23512c5268a533ccdaeb61b220c67c3fbf3c827d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228910.txt @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +----- +--- 636228910 +it's useless +--- 636229210 +Reddit game +--- 636229312 +just like ur peenie haha +--- 636229383 +>>636228910 (OP) +I use the upgraded version to 1 shot Malicious Faces. +--- 636229475 +>>636228910 (OP) +>one shoots faces +>counters mindflyers +wrong +--- 636229543 +zoomer bullshit +--- 636230284 +>>636228910 (OP) +Buttplug game +--- 636230728 +What's useless is this shit right here. +--- 636230919 +>>636230728 +>traps and nothing else +yeah +--- 636231712 +>its another boring weapon that merely serves as a simon says hardcounter +--- 636232704 +>>636228910 (OP) +it was kind of boring, until he shot the projectile and it not only exploded but deflected it. diff --git a/v/636228942.txt b/v/636228942.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..05121907192c84892035b4420cecf37cc75925c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636228942.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 636228942 +Sora if he Star Wars +--- 636230451 +he would have a blue lightsaber keyblade +--- 636230650 +Also they could do a family guy and simpsons one too +--- 636230946 +>>636230650 +I could see Simpsons but not Family guy +--- 636230962 +>>636230650 +--- 636234063 +>>636230962 diff --git a/v/636229201.txt b/v/636229201.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5f184214da9210c191b5517d38f59a00a592f749 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229201.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 636229201 +souls webm thread +--- 636229316 +i see what your are doing and i don't like it +--- 636229562 +Oh wow the exact same webms +--- 636229854 +>>636229201 (OP) +I have a new addition to this but keep the thread alive it’ll be a bit till I make it and post it +--- 636230061 +first two were actually kind of bullshit +did the IRS audit him yet? +--- 636233062 +>play DS1 as my 3rd souls game (Played DS2 and then DS3 first) +>even though it wasn't a breeze, it was still easier than the other two games, by quite a margin +>fast forward some years late +>since then have beaten DS3 (again), BB and Sekiro +>play DS1 for old time's sake +>suck more than my first time, to the point I die like 7 times to the gargoyles, which took me 2 tries in my first playthrough + +is this normal diff --git a/v/636229281.txt b/v/636229281.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..49bd43051643c0052366b1fe64d1ffd717f67b20 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229281.txt @@ -0,0 +1,203 @@ +----- +--- 636229281 +Let's have a screenshots thread. Post your latest 'shot, no matter what game it's from. +--- 636229534 +>>636229281 (OP) +Actual latest screenshot is from the unreleased game I'm working on, so here's the next newest: a really nice case I had in Shadows of Doubt. +--- 636229621 +>>636229281 (OP) +I hated this game so much. + +Here's an actual screenshot from a wow cutscene. +--- 636229793 +>>636229534 +based mine is also a SoD screenshot +--- 636229872 +>>636229793 +and the one before was a vice city screenshot +--- 636229945 +>>636229875 +Kek, playing it caveman grug style I see. +--- 636230347 +>>636229875 +Use zombies, retard +--- 636230456 +>>636229281 (OP) +WHere the hell do you get the key for snake? ANd also that shit you need to make ink? +--- 636230540 +PEACE +--- 636230559 +>>636229281 (OP) +Graveyard keeper sucks unfortunately +--- 636230612 +>>636230394 +ashamed I recognize this. what a dark time of my life +--- 636230796 +I enjoy character creators almost more than the actual games. +--- 636230830 +>>636230612 +Why because you fapped to some porn game? Then 90% of /v/ is fucked +--- 636230914 +>>636230796 +It looked like that pantyshot tranny from the thumbnail +--- 636231008 +>>636230939 +eyyy that game's great! I suck at it. +--- 636231082 +>>636231008 +--- 636231307 +>>636230396 +YOU JUST KNOW +--- 636231357 +>>636229281 (OP) +--- 636231409 +>>636231371 +game? +--- 636231429 +>>636230796 +Is this some Korean game? +--- 636231439 +>>636231394 +total zoomer death +--- 636231462 +>>636231409 +KOTR +--- 636231478 +>>636229281 (OP) +Forgive my Xbone quality +--- 636231512 +>>636231439 +I got a crowned victory royale with 11 wins though. Say something nice to me +--- 636231571 +>>636229281 (OP) +Took this a few days ago since the dead Sniper was just sitting perfectly on the barrel after getting his ass blasted by a demoman. +--- 636231575 +>>636231462 +what the fuck does that stand for +--- 636231581 +>>636231478 +--- 636231606 +>>636231512 +total +zoomer +death +--- 636231645 +>>636231409 +Don't remember, it's a psp game that reminded me of darkest dungeon +--- 636231685 +This was from one of the games in Steam's LudoNarrative Game fest, something about hitchhiking I dunno. +I was shit, zero gameplay and the dialogue was pretentious and preachy. Visuals were kinda cool which is why I tried the demo. +--- 636231817 +>>636231409 +Grand Knights History, PSP game +--- 636231858 +>>636231753 +--- 636231876 +>>636229281 (OP) +one of my all time favorites +--- 636231878 +>>636231817 +Thank you, chatGPT4! +--- 636231901 +>>636231082 +--- 636231935 +>>636231858 +hot women? in my mmo? +--- 636232147 +>>636229281 (OP) +Was into stardew vally so bought this pos game. Fucking hate it, it's like a mobile game but theres no micro transaction. The game is just so fucking long and some places it feels terrible. +--- 636232160 +>>636229281 (OP) +recently played through the first two metro games. pure kino +--- 636232165 +>>636231878 +beep boop robot spoonfeeding at your service +--- 636232239 +>>636231935 +What game is this out of curiosity? +--- 636232253 +>>636229281 (OP) +--- 636232374 +>>636232239 +read the filename? i can't believe the wow clone is more original than the game it copied, this is shadowlands before shadowlands +--- 636232389 +>>636229281 (OP) +--- 636232446 +>>636232374 +--- 636232579 +>>636232446 +surprised at how good the story is, too bad it's still an mmo +--- 636232697 +>>636231935 +Ah I see. What enemy is that then? Some sort of naga knockoff or something? +--- 636232764 +>>636231429 +It's Street Fighter 6 create-a-character. There's a whole story mode where your custom dude runs around metro city and gets into street fights, Yakuza style. +--- 636232893 +>>636232147 +>>636229621 +>>636230559 +I'm glad to know that. I've had that game on my wishlist for a while. +--- 636232932 +>>636232579 +--- 636233054 +>all my GK screenshots are the build menu where it lists the materials you need +>except this one where I became schizophrenic +--- 636233064 +>>636232932 +--- 636233069 +>>636229281 (OP) +--- 636233212 +>>636233064 +--- 636233310 +>>636233212 +--- 636233373 +>>636231891 +Looks kino, what is it? +--- 636233406 +>>636230347 +He's probably not unlocked that yet, shit takes time, calm down +--- 636233418 +>>636229793 +fun game. broken and buggy pos with too limited gear and less ways to do things than dishonored. "muh vent", "muh knock", "muh kick", "muh pick", "muh code in a drawer 100% of the time five feet away. And one of the shittiest art syles to date while still running like trash. "oh man better keep buying heat packs with my limited and tedious to expand inventory. fuck noire and fuck cybperpunk too btw. +--- 636233428 +Suction bombs...suction bombs everywhere +I actually don't take a whole lot of screenshots so this is from a few months ago. +--- 636233475 +>>636233373 +looks like stalker maybe? +--- 636233543 +finished some fields in MC, gonna build some windmills next +--- 636233618 +The goddess of love has spoken. +Kneel to her wisdom and embrace her light, for She loves you all, no matter how much of an ugly bastard you are, anon. +--- 636233710 +>>636232893 +It sucks in the same way v thinks everything sucks +Bunch of miserable cunts +The game is fun. If you like Stardew you'll like graveyard keeper. Worth the price of admission +--- 636233714 +>>636229281 (OP) +I remember playing this for a like 6 hours(?) one day and then never again. I don't think anything sat right with me. +--- 636233732 +>>636229281 (OP) +--- 636233749 +>>636229985 +DESTROY THE CHILD +--- 636233782 +>>636233732 +I should really get around to finishing DOS1 one of these days +--- 636233871 +Took this bad boy yesterday. Nothing comfier than finding a place to turtle up in a wave defense gamemode. +--- 636233897 +>>636229985 +Man i fucking love the Avernum games. +--- 636233902 +>>636229281 (OP) +why is tedium such a popular game mechanic for indie devs? this game is literally just a long chore list with no actual gameplay +also i do love all the 9gag epig jokes +--- 636233909 +me and the boys +--- 636234058 +>>636230394 +playing this in vr was one of the few times i was glad i bought a vive diff --git a/v/636229371.txt b/v/636229371.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..603a547c3a6fee1349b19ed2af5f81cca89961fe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229371.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 636229371 +For me, it's The World! +--- 636230303 +I remember playing this with my cousin and he said it was porn, fucking retard + +Anyways then he left and I fapped +--- 636230626 +>>636230303 +Basado +--- 636230984 +>>636229371 (OP) +>Magical Drop VI released just over a week ago. +Huh how about that? +--- 636231962 +>>636230984 +Interesting. Rated Teen and everything. +--- 636232058 +Is this the same dude from "how to draw anime" books or something? +--- 636232761 +>>636231962 +>rated teen +so it's censored garbage, noted. +--- 636232841 +>>636229371 (OP) + +Lol. +--- 636233008 +>>636230984 +>>636231962 +wtf +is it actually good(read, MDIII good), or is it another V where it fucked up pretty much everything it could? +--- 636233126 +>>636232761 +>bounce boobs, just like the original +Not censore, then. Based. +--- 636233165 +>>636232761 +world is as naked as she's always been +--- 636233446 +someone has a link to 1.8? can only find 1.6, which is the one i already have installed diff --git a/v/636229396.txt b/v/636229396.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..92db0346b0a965be7018194ef7af671674df4247 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229396.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 636229396 +is it scary? +--- 636229486 +I streamed this for a couple of friends a few weeks ago and even the one who's a huge pussy didn't find it scary or even unnerving +--- 636229487 +It’s as scary as it needs to be to intrigue small children who will in turn buy the inevitable toys. +--- 636229504 +Never heard of it. +My guess is that it came out within the last year and that it's a flavor of the month youtuber game. +ALso, by the looks of the picture, it's probably not scary, but maybe it could be redeemed if the gameplay isn't bad. +--- 636229519 +>>636229396 (OP) +jumbo josh brah +--- 636229638 +>>636229504 +The gameplay is no good. You guide a drone that you for some reason have nothing but go-straight-in-this-direction control over and there's a lot of invisible walls. +--- 636230043 +>>636229396 (OP) +It's the most boring game ever +--- 636230147 +This game might actually just be a shitpost. +--- 636230816 +>>636229396 (OP) +Its not designed to be scary, its designed to draw in a huge child audience it worked. +--- 636232920 +Poppy Playtime is a complete sham generated entirely to milk children's money but grabpak mechanic is at least fun +Banban's drone fucking stinks +--- 636233127 +>>636232920 +Yeah, also Poppy Playtime haves two fuckable toys. Banban looks like shit. +--- 636233797 +>>636233127 +Well to be fair, Banban has Opila Bird. Who isn't sexy but kinda funny +--- 636234073 +>>636233663 +>literally tumblrshit +--- 636234157 +>>636229396 (OP) +Mascot horror is not scary by any means, its only purpose is to bring family friendly content for e-celebs and youtubers. diff --git a/v/636229521.txt b/v/636229521.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..be2833c30a08da2f386cb8b68abbef451c120c79 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229521.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 636229521 +This is how the Real Link looks like The Hero of Time can Destroy Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom Link Easy +--- 636229587 +>>636229521 (OP) +blonde peter pan +--- 636229653 +>>636229521 (OP) +This dude fucks farm girls and has a cow in his house (that is a tree by the way) +--- 636229984 +Ahem. +--- 636230025 +>>636229521 (OP) +i remember thinking this was really effeminate upon release. now 25 years later we would be so lucky to have him these days. sad state of affairs +--- 636230273 +You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. Kneel boomer. +--- 636230420 +>>636230273 +*hits pipe* haha, but no seriously fuck pbg, what a cuck. +--- 636230523 +>>636229521 (OP) +The hero of time is the most powerful of the Links. Yeah. +--- 636230550 +link x futa zelda +(i dont play the games) +--- 636230591 +>>636229521 (OP) +>This is how the Real Link looks like +--- 636231364 +>>636229521 (OP) +OoT Link can only destroy things because his enemies are all non-threatening. +--- 636231801 +>>636229521 (OP) +>This is how the Real Link looks like The Hero of the Wind +--- 636232423 +>>636229521 (OP) +ocarina of time link: +>infiltrated the gerudo stronghold to save some carpenters +>the gerudo love him because of his stealth and strength, they think he would make a great thief because of it +>got a free pass to come into the gerudo fortress as he wishes +>a farm girl loves him because he saved her ranch +>won over a fucking fish because he was just trying to save the world and saved her in the meantime +>also has a childhood friend route open to him +twink of the wild link: +>puts on some gerudo clothing +>becomes cute and heckin valid +>implied that the gerudo see right through his disguise but leave him alone because they think its funny +>simps for zelda and stays right next to her 24/7 even when at home +--- 636233116 +>>636229521 (OP) +BOTW Link is actually non-binary. +--- 636234145 +>>636229521 (OP) +Still my favorite after all this time. diff --git a/v/636229671.txt b/v/636229671.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4d4e30cd561a7072f4cbb4724679fa79aa302669 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229671.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636229671 +How do you respond? +--- 636229786 +>>636229671 (OP) +Give herThe D +--- 636229791 +>>636229671 (OP) +TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS THEY HIT THE PENTAGON +--- 636232425 +>>636229791 +they use day/month in Japan, retard +--- 636233946 +>>636232425 +The game doesn't. Retard. diff --git a/v/636229709.txt b/v/636229709.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4c546fe62cb67bd062139245a63aa7d792f25289 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229709.txt @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +----- +--- 636229709 +why is she so fucking FAT +--- 636230658 +>>636229709 (OP) +the real question: why isnt she bigger? +--- 636232034 +>>636230658 +--- 636232283 +>>636229709 (OP) +She's a NEET +--- 636233006 +You are now stuck awaken in a cube for 10,000 years. Which video games do you bring into the cube with you to play so that you won't lose your sanity? +--- 636233443 +>>636229709 (OP) +Oh he said it, he said the thing +--- 636233538 +>>636229709 (OP) +--- 636233563 +>>636229709 (OP) +Large HP pool +--- 636233616 +>>636233006 +Donkey Kong 64 +--- 636234050 +>>636233006 +Mario Party +--- 636234187 +>>636229709 (OP) +Do indians find this offensive or what diff --git a/v/636229762.txt b/v/636229762.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d108614d87803b0bf306491ba29de9715b3a794a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229762.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 636229762 +>y-you DID play The Legendary Starfy, right anon? +--- 636229892 +>>636229762 (OP) +the only thing i know about this game is the final boss can nasel vore you and thats hot +--- 636230190 +You didn't beat the game. +--- 636230435 +>>636230190 +i got stuck on ronk +--- 636230602 +>>636229762 (OP) +I did. It was ok. +--- 636231223 +>>636229762 (OP) +People are are scrubs and never played the series. You can tell because they always compare it to Kirby which is nothing like it +--- 636231361 +>>636229762 (OP) +I did and I was fucking bored. what's the appeal? +--- 636231426 +this game fucking sucked +the eariler entrys were better +--- 636231701 +>>636229762 (OP) +loved. the. game diff --git a/v/636229915.txt b/v/636229915.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..19886a8e0249e371c82b845d789b2d8b256f7b3d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636229915.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 636229915 +this was a decent enough game. great soundtrack and worldbuilding. nilin is hot. not sure why everyone was shitting on it ten years ago. +--- 636230084 +Most important part of the game is gameplay which in this case is shit. +--- 636231558 +>>636229915 (OP) +I only remember this game because Andrew Dobson shilled it. +--- 636231836 +>>636231558 +What the fuck is this disgusting cringe ass trash art comic? +--- 636232312 +>>636231836 +It is Andrew Dobson. +--- 636232395 +>>636229915 (OP) +I dont remember this game at all +--- 636232543 +>>636232312 +Furry predator/male feminist retard, huh? diff --git a/v/636230039.txt b/v/636230039.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f22525093e769285d6d725a538abf451236c9ee1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230039.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 636230039 +>nevermind i fixed it +--- 636230430 +Reddit: The Visual Novel +--- 636230627 +The corpse still warm... +--- 636230782 +Why kill the loli? She cute +--- 636230920 +>>636230039 (OP) +>here's the patch fix +>mediafire link +--- 636230926 +>>636230039 (OP) +me when my i reply 1 second before 404 +--- 636231030 +>>636230039 (OP) +>493x1242 upscaled from 1x1 +--- 636231104 +>>636230039 (OP) +Monika did nothing wrong +--- 636231160 +>>636230039 (OP) +Would you? +--- 636231282 +>>636230039 (OP) +Perfect selfie opportunity! +--- 636231363 +>>636230039 (OP) +What did the dlc add? Is it worth playing? +--- 636231372 +>>636230039 (OP) +I love snuff, bros +--- 636233786 +>>636231160 +Yes +--- 636234074 +>>636230039 (OP) +>I'm having problems trying to run an old game on new hardware +>Banned for thread necromancy diff --git a/v/636230047.txt b/v/636230047.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f900d168f029e3705625b200fbb1d1f512c7a10f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230047.txt @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +----- +--- 636230047 +Kafkaesque videogame characters +--- 636230929 +>>636230047 (OP) +Does Bayonetta count? +--- 636231174 +>>636230047 (OP) +isn't her name Kafka +--- 636231417 +>>636231174 +Yeah, cuz she gives me a massive caterpillar every time I see her +--- 636231657 +>>636230047 (OP) +--- 636232059 +>>636230047 (OP) +--- 636232158 +>>636230047 (OP) +I already have enough for 30 pulls, there's hope for me bros. +--- 636232278 +>>636232059 +--- 636232279 +>>636230047 (OP) +She isn't even pullable yet, so what's the point +--- 636232360 +>>636230047 (OP) +She is literally purple Makima +--- 636232432 +>>636232360 +and that's a good thing diff --git a/v/636230287.txt b/v/636230287.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a1113b469d8a72431547ab5880f29ab33ecbc612 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230287.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 636230287 +>remake censors and ruins the original design +--- 636230431 +>>636230287 (OP) +kill yourself please +--- 636230459 +So censorfags re just a falseflag meant to lessen the idea that censorship exists right? +--- 636230492 +The left is not the original design. +--- 636230560 +>not even from the same game +--- 636230569 +>>636230287 (OP) +What the fuck are you talking about. Right is way hotter and lewder. Find actual censorship to complain about not objectively sexo designs. +--- 636230593 +>>636230431 +why do people do this shit + +we have like 20 resident schizos at this point that make the same thread over and over and over again +--- 636230737 +Is it okay to have sex with Heather +--- 636231130 +>>636230593 +(you)s are a hell of a drugs +--- 636231318 +Eileen shaving +--- 636231397 +>>636230737 +Sure, but I get Lisa. +--- 636231676 +>>636230287 (OP) +Oh no, they made her skirt shorter, her waist tighter accentuating her ass, and gave her a garter belt and stockings? And they didn't even get rid of her cleavage? Woe is me, I shall never coom again. +--- 636231783 +>>636230287 (OP) +My fake bazongaz! +--- 636231810 +>>636230287 (OP) +The left is from Homecoming, which was based on the Movie. You dumb baitposting shit diff --git a/v/636230321.txt b/v/636230321.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0e4866d3f53b4310ab44fc8b90878ddc25ffe117 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230321.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 636230321 +Literally perfect character design +--- 636230410 +>>636230321 (OP) +she looks ten +--- 636230635 +>>636230410 +out of ten +--- 636231449 +>>636230321 (OP) +you got the chest wrong. *splat* There, now it's Art. +--- 636232252 +>>636230321 (OP) +too old +--- 636232576 +>>636231449 +Alright based +--- 636233076 +>>636231449 +>big melons +Cringe +--- 636233094 +>>636231449 +You had to go and ruin it. +--- 636233279 +She makes kirby eat her pussy since theres no male penis on dreamland diff --git a/v/636230652.txt b/v/636230652.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d4c28dfe27ddbc6c2a782caeefd26cde9761c934 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230652.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 636230652 +Could there have been a better way to resolve the issue? Did it have to go down the way it did? +--- 636231464 +Door was stuck. There was no other way. +--- 636231510 +>yo i'm adding this guy to friends +sounds like it worked out well in the end, OP +--- 636231549 +Alas, the world is filled with genuine dicksuckers. +--- 636231687 +The quickness he went from friendly door bantz to calling him a genuine dicksucker means he must be a bad guy deep down, a pure psychopath +--- 636231717 +>>636230652 (OP) +the die was cast, the voip rapper and the genuine dick suckers have been at war since time immemorial +--- 636232779 +>>636231510 +Another guy said that. diff --git a/v/636230753.txt b/v/636230753.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..73bcf8e547f1a0e36ef13b5ff7c6e10b2b79df51 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230753.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 636230753 +Why do no games cater to my precise combination of niche fetishes? +--- 636232703 +>>636230753 (OP) +>fat +nah +--- 636232813 +>>636230753 (OP) +>big guy +! +--- 636232882 +>>636232813 +>potionomics the 4chan +stay. +--- 636233057 +>>636230753 (OP) diff --git a/v/636230819.txt b/v/636230819.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ea257fba577f4f366a8b1774ba1d930b2f7d65ca --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230819.txt @@ -0,0 +1,51 @@ +----- +--- 636230819 +Post ridiculous character designs +--- 636232079 +>>636230819 (OP) +imagine the otherworldly titjobs holy fuck +--- 636232983 +>>636230819 (OP) +You first. +--- 636233280 +>>636230819 (OP) +>AI slop +Can't even get the number of tits right. Disgusting. +--- 636233359 +>>636232819 +thats just impractical +--- 636233398 +>>636232819 +What happens if I pull the swords? +--- 636233405 +>>636233280 +Anon... I think it might be time to see the eye doctor. +--- 636233469 +>>636233280 +just google her name, it's a real character +--- 636233509 +>>636233280 +You might want to make an eye doctor appointment +--- 636233598 +>>636233398 +--- 636233783 +>>636233280 +This is the same kind of person who cries about CGI in anime. +--- 636233932 +>>636233598 +Oh, good to know +--- 636234012 +>>636233280 +>anon reading all the relies that took the bait +--- 636234052 +>>636230819 (OP) +>*puts dick right betwen all four boobs* +IT'S GAMER TIME!!! +--- 636234091 +>>636233598 +Why do I find this hot +Like, super hot +Really, really hot +--- 636234143 +>>636233598 +very nice of the enemy to stand there and wait for the hero to forcefully yank out the tit blades diff --git a/v/636230823.txt b/v/636230823.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..79a281e76b862c26a8fabf0c7cb2e7e0ceaba2e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230823.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 636230823 +>Redfall is a disaster +Play Weird West, this was made by the devs who left. +--- 636231557 +That game is even worse. The only difference is no salty journalists to brings its score even further down +--- 636231708 +>>636230823 (OP) +Weird West is garbage, you can't possibly think you have to love it just because Red Fall is also garbage +--- 636232184 +>>636230823 (OP) +>>636231557 +>>636231708 +So what is the consesus? I considered buying it. +--- 636232424 +>>636232184 +you'll get bored 1 hr in, or if you're really "anti-woke" or whatever you'll drop it 5 mins in when you're forced to play as an old woman gunslinger +--- 636232667 +This game must have been super special dogshit because nobody was talking about it literally 5 minutes after it came out +--- 636232785 +>>636232184 +Some good ideas, meh execution in the stealth and imsim stuff. You can play it as an isomietric action game just fine. + +Story and atmosphere is pretty good. diff --git a/v/636230992.txt b/v/636230992.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7ed07a95faad9f05f521b4de151ed21829a0ec4b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636230992.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 636230992 +Cute Thread. +--- 636231150 +I love Reisen! +--- 636231408 +You will never be cute. +--- 636232375 +>>636231451 +Based Intichad. +--- 636232471 +>>636232375 +They have the best girls. +--- 636232547 +>grown men using the word "cute" +--- 636232712 +>>636232547 +>Not thinking girls are cute +Fuck off homo. +--- 636232887 +>>636232547 +What would you call them, then ? I dont think “sexy” quite qualifies +--- 636233019 +>>636231451 +Why is she so erotic +--- 636233072 +>>636232712 +It's being used in a veeeery retarded way now. +--- 636233224 +>>636233019 +She's not afraid to show off her sex appeal. +--- 636233504 +>>636231150 +Useless bunny is only good for her sex appeal - not cute. +--- 636233645 +Why are cats so cute? +--- 636233658 +>>636230992 (OP) +Are the Mysterious games any good? I enjoyed the Arlands a lot and Mysterious is on sale, but I actually liked the time limits. diff --git a/v/636231023.txt b/v/636231023.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d60269c63869b1e6cff8a7f3cf1d33a897f1f012 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231023.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 636231023 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m2iY2HI2FQ&list=PLXFTg848_fbgtSZW0atdUhfYiSV51IWUH&index=1&t=54s [Embed] +--- 636232175 +bump diff --git a/v/636231184.txt b/v/636231184.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9be92e05b8278e0f45023825a4b7e431f089ab52 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231184.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 636231184 +Why do people dislike Danganronpa? I can understand not liking it, but why dislike it actively? +--- 636231291 +>>636231184 (OP) +They got brainlet filtered by V3’s ending. +--- 636231396 +>>636231184 (OP) +The art style is hideous and the fans are so FUCKING annoying. They're the JoJo fans of videogames, probably worse. +--- 636231461 +Shut up, you failure! +--- 636231582 +>>636231184 (OP) +Cute witch +--- 636234045 +>>636231184 (OP) +tumblrite fanbase. This causes a kneejerk reaction in most people. diff --git a/v/636231187.txt b/v/636231187.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e5650f86751eb09c59b3c39ba1f045e4c9f787cb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231187.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 636231187 +PC gaming will never get better. +--- 636231442 +>>636231187 (OP) +My feeling's towers lolis will never get better. +--- 636231469 +>>636231187 (OP) +You will never be a woman. +--- 636231563 +>>636231187 (OP) +you will never be a real loli mommy wife, you will always be an idol slut +--- 636231619 +>>636231187 (OP) +because it's already perfect +--- 636231692 +>>636231187 (OP) +cunnilingus +--- 636231883 +>>636231442 +good diff --git a/v/636231330.txt b/v/636231330.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..705872356a1f2a96ed1be170bf76088fc7119d8b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231330.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 636231330 +What's your dream core Boku no pico academia Game? +--- 636231480 +>>636231330 (OP) +Sex Sex SEX Sex +--- 636231729 +>>636231330 (OP) +you're the last male that survived a long universal battle and your job is too breed all the female superheroes. +--- 636232224 +Howard'd Legacy... but anime, and better writing. + +I didn't misspellet anything. +--- 636233470 +>>636231330 (OP) +NTR simulator diff --git a/v/636231337.txt b/v/636231337.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6da36665ea9bace7d64c8439905a9b9df03d56fd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231337.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636231337 +>This was peak gaming in the 2020s +--- 636231410 +>>636231337 (OP) +Dude we aren't even 4 years in yet +--- 636231501 +It's a statistical certainty that at some point, at some place on earth, an actual zoomer REALLY DID shit his pants while playing this game lol +--- 636231539 +>>636231337 (OP) +no +--- 636231561 +>>636231337 (OP) +No, not while this exists. +Kneel, Tendies. diff --git a/v/636231418.txt b/v/636231418.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6dfd4f426108369968428a644270964272d090ed --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231418.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 636231418 +who should I romance? +--- 636231917 +There's only one real answer to this question. +--- 636232030 +>>636231418 (OP) +Romance me, dude. +No Homo +--- 636232073 +>>636231418 (OP) +Grigori +--- 636232086 +>>636231418 (OP) +witch bitch has the most kino unique ending +--- 636232386 +random old man villager +--- 636232472 +>>636231418 (OP) +Aelinore +or the slum loli +or the other loli in cassardis that wants lots of kids +--- 636232503 +>>636231418 (OP) +Fournival +--- 636232682 +>>636231418 (OP) +Depends what you are looking for + +>Quina is purest +>Witch girl is most unique ending +>Mercedes is hottest +>Merchant chick has massive tits +>lol duke's waifu, but unfortunately you need to go along with her quest to access an otherwise inaccessible area though its minor. + +Quina and Witch understand your character the most though +--- 636232691 +>>636231418 (OP) +Just let it ride without actually trying to romance anyone, but also actively avoid Aelinore if possible. Let RNG decide your fate. +--- 636233154 +Sewer loli +--- 636233759 +Seagoat +--- 636233935 +>>636231418 (OP) +I always go for Quina nowadays. diff --git a/v/636231489.txt b/v/636231489.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3335b5be4e4fa526572bbc572d738be905b34e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231489.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 636231489 +How is the AAA industry (with a few exceptions) even functioning at this point. For singleplayer games it's now exceptional when they aren't a complete flop. For multiplayer games, players are exhausted with "live services," and it seems the model is too unsustainable for anything other than the top 5 (Valorant, Apex, CoD, Overwatch, League) to exist at a time +--- 636231623 +something something money laundering blackrock jews etc... +two weeks +--- 636232706 +>>636231489 (OP) +I hate AAA insurance so much it is unreal. +--- 636234068 +>>636231489 (OP) +>For singleplayer games it's now exceptional when they aren't a complete flop. +That's not entirely true. Flops are just more knows because of drama, but there are games that sell pretty well. Like Ass Creed. Valhalla made the most money in history of Ass Creed, but people don't talk about it. diff --git a/v/636231523.txt b/v/636231523.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..83d5966086c6ef25c4af0b36ae324819775f36ba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231523.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636231523 +It died so towers can live + +F +--- 636232094 +>>636231523 (OP) +It's a literal masterpiece...everything else is rancid garbage +--- 636233050 +controversal opinion: +i liked Twilight Princess +i played through it twice +i bought the Wii U remake +--- 636233259 +Kino diff --git a/v/636231670.txt b/v/636231670.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b80b632f8a559862e5a24c39f60bc9d0f7f5f6b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231670.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 636231670 +I found this Kirby on Google's employee portal. +--- 636231867 +woah nice find, brb reposting on rebbit for updoots +--- 636232082 +>>636231867 +the website is googleplex.com, get a bunch of them to go on there maybe you'll crash it lol. +--- 636233178 +>>636232082 +I would +--- 636233836 +>>636231670 (OP) +Tiny pussy hat diff --git a/v/636231695.txt b/v/636231695.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..435fae2f734fdaa6de60363cdeff54965560227a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231695.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 636231695 +The Super Mario Bros. film is considered by the critics a mediocre movie, but a massive commercial success. Can Blomkamp's movie become the first videogame adaptation that is both a critical AND a commercial success? +--- 636231839 +I'm guessing it will flop but be more highly rated by critics. +--- 636232032 +bongs are looking more and more like americans these days diff --git a/v/636231746.txt b/v/636231746.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..35d6bf1c21883765179be1f8995460ced6ecc707 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231746.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 636231746 +how the FUCK are you supposed to get fast times without the IRL on NG? Tons of time can get dropped getting treasure and doing spinal quests. Do you just choose like 1 weapon to upgrade or what? Is buying the regular rocket launcher to skip a boss fight or section worth it? +--- 636232121 +>>636231746 (OP) +>Unlock Chicago Typewriter and Ashley Armor +>Set cosmetic to Ashley Armor so you don't have to worry about her and put the HUNK helmet or Chicken Hat on Leon though neither of those are super necessary. Ashley armor is main thing. +>New Game and try to relatively conserve saves, but assuming you aren't shit you can save a bit during the village section which is really the only main challenge +>upgrade pistol/shotgun/typewriter to get through village part +>Do all the spinel missions to have 30 spinels by Chapter 7 when you enter castle. +>Buy ticket +>Infinite ammo on Chicago Typewriter +>Sell everything else +>Beef up Typewriter +>Congrats you won +--- 636232968 +>>636232121 +do you just not backtrack for treasure at all during castle? +--- 636233608 +>>636232968 +Nope just follow naturally. That or follow a guide to maximize treasures along the way without or with minimal backtracking. When it comes to professional S+, you are pretty much done once you get the ticket in chapter 7 (assuming you did village section right) and just juice the infinite typewriter there and along away from treasures etc. At that point its just knowing the routes and using saves at particularly tough points (like prior to the insect ballroom) without going over 15 or whatever the limit is for professional S+ +--- 636233762 +>>636231746 (OP) +>228saves +>s rank +what kind of journalist mode shit is this? +--- 636233798 +>>636232121 +You didn't beat the game +--- 636233984 +>>636233762 +ranks in resident evil are time based, the S+ requires you to not use special weapons and not be a NG+ sabve +--- 636234021 +>>636233762 +Save count doesn't matter unless you are going for S+ on Professional only. Its primarily focused on time +--- 636234090 +>>636233762 +Saves don’t matter unless it’s S+ Professional. Honestly not that big of a deal, the rest of the ranks are just training for Pro S+. diff --git a/v/636231796.txt b/v/636231796.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6aaf3e4dfaf01faaca8173bbda92f5307aaf8703 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231796.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +----- +--- 636231796 +APOLOGIZE +--- 636232031 +I believed in him all along. I knew Don was right for Xbox, even if I liked Phil at the same time too +--- 636232102 +>>636231796 (OP) +>>636232031 +lmao stupid fucking contrarians +--- 636232176 +>>636232102 +>t. shat his diapers in 2008 +--- 636232250 +>>636232176 +>t. Doesn't even like games and worships a fucking leaf +Can't even make this up lmao +--- 636232254 +>>636231796 (OP) +The Chad Mattrick "stick to 360 poorfag" vs The Virgin Phil Spencer "we can't out console Nintendo and Sony" +--- 636232263 +>single-handedly almost killed the Xbox brand +Nah, fuck that retard +--- 636232342 +>>636232263 +Anon, that's WHY he's good. He tanked them hard at the worst time. +--- 636232367 +>>636231796 (OP) +I'm sorry you lost the most important console generation. Please kay wai ess +--- 636232409 +>>636232254 +There was absolutely nothing wrong with his comment. The 360 was supported for three more years. It was a cheaper alternative to their new, more expensive console. +--- 636232524 +>>636231796 (OP) +Xbox series S is literally the modern day version of his "we have the 360" comment and look how much that console is holding back this gen. Microsoft is a blight to gaming +--- 636232539 +>>636231796 (OP) +>24 hour online check-ins for a system with a microphone and built in camera +No thanks. +--- 636232552 +>>636232263 +>almost +He did kill it. Like the anon said above, he's good BECAUSE he killed Xbox. +--- 636232558 +>>636231796 (OP) +>that smile +>that optimism + +we didn't deserve him xbros +--- 636232670 +>>636231796 (OP) +How did we go from the next watercooler to this? +--- 636232747 +>>636231796 (OP) +He took what Peter Moore built and destroyed it. The reason XBox is in the state it is is specifically because of him. Phil May be retarded, but he’s still trying to clean up Don’s mess., +--- 636232827 +>>636231796 (OP) +For what? The shitstorm Phil is dealing with now is because of his atrocious TV TV TV TV E3 presentation, he almost killed Xbox. + +Phil unironically saved the brand from 2017 onwards, but from the games they released since then, some of the middle/upper management needs to go. diff --git a/v/636231819.txt b/v/636231819.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b5ff291dbe6e61249b5e062bc8b2a439623f337b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231819.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 636231819 +They fucked +--- 636233690 +>>636231819 (OP) +But how? +--- 636233720 +>>636233690 +Lums diff --git a/v/636231828.txt b/v/636231828.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0da69bf9011a8cbc2b4668bb29405541026f4171 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231828.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636231828 +I give my body, heart and soul, to the Lady whom I seek. No plea for help shall find me wanting. No obstacle will stand before me. No evil will taint the lands bequeathed unto me. When the clarion call is sounded, I will ride out and fight in the name of Liege and Lady. That which is sacrament, I shall preserve. That which is sublime, I will protect. That which threatens, I will destroy, for my holy wrath will know no bounds. Honour is all. Chivalry is all. Rejoice, for we, the Knights of Bretonnia... will be your shield." diff --git a/v/636231881.txt b/v/636231881.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ebe3d78e42191ae0c1af59a0c487bac84efcd304 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231881.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 636231881 +Will Nintendo really release Zelda BOTW on its current state? +--- 636233168 +>>636231881 (OP) +i have nothing to base it on but i believe they will patch it once in the 10 days until release +--- 636233205 +>>636231881 (OP) +so long as unhinged trannies keep dishing out 70 dollars for a literal ps2 game nintendo literaly doesnt care lmao diff --git a/v/636231921.txt b/v/636231921.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..134dff82ee6054266122862d22c15b77957619ea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636231921.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 636231921 +>the same people that delayed Starfield also delayed Redfall +really starting to feel sick here Xbros.... +if not even our Series X magnum opus can be good, what game can??? +--- 636232313 +>Xbox revenue QoQ is consistently higher than Playstation despite no AAAAAA blockbuster cinematic walking experience +That must be DEVASTATING for you +--- 636232341 +RIP Xbots diff --git a/v/636232025.txt b/v/636232025.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..de2967b39f81ae9c13abd2395fff304f3728b165 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232025.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 636232025 +You wear the shadows well, fellow thief. +--- 636232130 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS96QAcq43U [Embed] +--- 636232205 +>>636232025 (OP) +I've been better. +--- 636232897 +>>636232025 (OP) +I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. + +>>636232130 +I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. + +>>636232205 +I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. +--- 636233021 +>love oblivion +>can't stand skyrim +--- 636233194 +>>636233021 +it's because it's an even further dumbing down than going from morrowind to oblivion. +--- 636233856 +>>636233021 +Skyrim regressed in several aspects, especially when it comes to role playing like class and sign. Granted you could "fix" it with mods but when you mod one thing you break another and I'm not talking about load order conflicts, I'm talking about how modding breaks the pacing and balance of the game so you end up OP then you need another mod for scaling and another mod for perks and so on till you end up with everything you think you need but deep down you still feel the game is severely lacking. There's a reason why stealth archer is the meta and porn mods grew exponentially, because the game is fundamentally boring. diff --git a/v/636232062.txt b/v/636232062.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f6968323196a6e6c3174b6ccb6b4253f87b113b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232062.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 636232062 +>Fucks her own son +--- 636232183 +nothing wrong with that he's been deep inside her already just coming back to check if everything aight +--- 636232289 +She likes 'em young and that's a good thing +--- 636232564 +She looks like she fucks her own son AND dogs +--- 636232565 +>>636232062 (OP) +>>>/wsg/5076129 diff --git a/v/636232137.txt b/v/636232137.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..53499ca705af7945cb2aa86fbd8dd06592e1042f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232137.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 636232137 +Why don't we have anything like this?!! It isn't fair! +--- 636232358 +>>636232137 (OP) +>that quest bar +what were they thinking +--- 636232474 +>>636232358 +>>636232358 +they were smart. they know how to keep you hooked +--- 636232604 +>>636232137 (OP) +What are you talking about? diff --git a/v/636232169.txt b/v/636232169.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6fddcc8f63320389352b04366b4d1bfa7564f6e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232169.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 636232169 +Blighttown is one of the best video game levels in history +--- 636232875 +>>636232169 (OP) +bump +--- 636232902 +>Worse Valley of Defilement +nty +--- 636233063 +>>636232169 (OP) +Congratulations on being 12 it must be a lot of fun for you diff --git a/v/636232340.txt b/v/636232340.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7c0f9409b45d246e390ce1188dce15f4f75431d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232340.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 636232340 +This is what passes for a repack these days? Why can't they get this down to like 6 gigs like the other ones. +--- 636232498 +>>636232340 (OP) +Yeah, right? What gives? Why can't they just make it 1 GB + +This is how you sound, OP. +--- 636232928 +>>636232498 +you jest but they turned crash remakes from 30gb into 3gb diff --git a/v/636232378.txt b/v/636232378.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e4c71663e18601f1a3fbe7475207dc19dd88f0e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232378.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 636232378 +>think about vidya girl +>immediately feel like pic related +Whats her name /v/ +--- 636232453 +The S block in tetris. +--- 636232548 +For me? It's gotta be the Z block in tetris. For the Nintendo Gameboy (TM) of course! +--- 636232685 +Can't believe you fags wouldn't go for a shortstack like the square block. Goddamn she's hot +--- 636232774 +Kuro +--- 636232781 +I-block best block +--- 636233043 +I can't describe how much she made my heart do your pic when I saw her, she is the most adorable precious girl in the world and she is my daughter +--- 636233214 +Kisara +--- 636233262 +>>636232378 (OP) +--- 636233297 +>>636232453 +You mean Ess, right? +--- 636233427 +>>636232378 (OP) +Mythra my beloved! +--- 636233524 +>>636232378 (OP) +--- 636233557 +Coco Bandicoot +--- 636233562 +Rikku FFX +--- 636233985 +>>636232378 (OP) +--- 636234003 +>>636232378 (OP) +--- 636234140 +>>636232378 (OP) +>girl +Couldn't be me. diff --git a/v/636232391.txt b/v/636232391.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..60eba36cfaa7efc2fa4fbf2bcea723458e9f2736 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232391.txt @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +----- +--- 636232391 +Simple (crappy) edit I made. +Hope you like. Do with it as you please +--- 636232485 +I miss hopeless Tomoko +--- 636232638 +>>636232485 +me too +yuribait tomoko is lame +--- 636232707 +Your ass is gonna be banned by a janny not paying attention, shit looks nude at a glance +--- 636232859 +>>636232638 +Is there yuri? +--- 636232890 +>>636232859 +last time I checked the manga like 3 girls love Tomoko +--- 636232892 +>>636232859 +yuriBAIT anon, meaning there's nothing actually there even if you're into that dogshit +--- 636233035 +>>636232859 +The entire tone and style of the manga changes post school trip as her roommates slowly become her friends and some of the supporting characters seem to be full blown yuri characters +--- 636233206 +>>636232391 (OP) +Thanks +--- 636233408 +>>636233206 +np +--- 636233757 +>>636232391 (OP) +GIVE HER THESE BUT IN XXXXXXXXXL (sockies tooo) diff --git a/v/636232404.txt b/v/636232404.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa0c97a6fc3933008da6b242668ae57fe3468cea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232404.txt @@ -0,0 +1,69 @@ +----- +--- 636232404 +OI HUGHIE +--- 636232495 +>>636232404 (OP) +He should be Kano. +--- 636232562 +>>636232404 (OP) +WE GOTTA KEK OU OFF DEFEATIN 'OMELANDUH SO WE GET ANOTHER SEASON MATE +--- 636232607 +>>636232495 +now that you mention it, that makes 100x more sense but I think kano was in the first movie so that ship sailed +>>636232562 +that season ending was so fucking garbage it almost took me out of the show unfortunately im still going to consume season 4 +--- 636232648 +>runs into Khameleon +--- 636232738 +So I guess video game movies are going to be the new capeshit. Great. +--- 636232759 +>>636232404 (OP) +This casting literally makes no sense. And I say this as someone that likes Karl Urban. +--- 636232816 +>>636232607 +They can just bring Kano back, it's not like MK has ever had cohesive writing, both in games or movies +--- 636232842 +>>636232404 (OP) +why tho +Johnny Cage isnt some bri'ish bloke +--- 636232846 +>>636232759 +who would you have casted him as or just make him an OC like mk 1 did? +>>636232816 +normalfags would complain +--- 636232870 +Is best girl going to be in it too? +--- 636232872 +as a fan of the reboot I’m just glad to see it’s getting made +--- 636232984 +>>636232495 +>>636232607 +No disrespect to Karl, but the actor who played Kano carried most of the recent MK movie. I can't think of anyone better who could have played that role. + +Karl has too much 'likable clout' to be a traitorous dickhead, and have the audience respond positively. +--- 636233216 +>>636232870 +imagine her kitana/mileena bros +--- 636233364 +>>636232404 (OP) +>literally kano +>make him johnny +i know some actors have goofy contracts where they wont do certain types of roles but this nigga was in the boys theres no way he wouldnt have +--- 636233627 +>>636232404 (OP) +>2023 Karl Urban +>Playing Johnny Cage in any year +Are you not well? +--- 636233661 +>>636232404 (OP) +How do you look at Karl Urban, then at the MK cast, and not immediately think “That’s Kano”? + +Unironically, the perfect person for Johnny is the wrestler The Miz. His character already basically is Johnny Cage. +--- 636233764 +>>636232495 +He should be Baraka since he has no problem obscuring part of his face +--- 636233974 +ENTER +--- 636234131 +>Kano is in talks to star as Johnny Cage +what diff --git a/v/636232448.txt b/v/636232448.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..230219c8bb10f222b4dfeab0b1c475ddf2ce2f53 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232448.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 636232448 +Has anyone played this? + +It seems to land on a lot of worst games lists for the gen but gameplay is perfectly fine. I like the concept and the vampire lore seems pretty interesting so far but the execution of everything kinda sucks. They always force you down one pathway with strategically placed vampires and shitty mission borders that make no sense. The start of one mission had like two paths but only one I could realistically move through and I still had to die like 20 times to find the right spot to stand in to kill the vampire that was placed there. Kinda annoying. + +Does it gradually open up more or do you get more gear to distract/kill them? Because I feel like there is a good stealth game hidden somewhere here. diff --git a/v/636232515.txt b/v/636232515.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2c068a18d35030107f1c3e4830650d996522b7b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232515.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 636232515 +https://www.bing.com/create + +ITT: We create new vidya protagonists using this AI shit. +--- 636232770 +Not even close to what I asked for, but still rad. I'd play a Contra clone starring the top left guy. +--- 636233794 +>AI defaults to making them lolis +Come on.. diff --git a/v/636232637.txt b/v/636232637.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d568c58babd32ea3967633c6edf791a383a212f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232637.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 636232637 +What about sci-fi souls game +--- 636232717 +The Surge + +It's shit. +--- 636232719 +>>636232637 (OP) +The Surge I and II + +Where have you been? +--- 636232727 +>>636232637 (OP) +The Surge? +--- 636232820 +>>636232717 +>It's shit. + +It's better than Dark Souls II +--- 636232904 +>>636232727 +>Do you understands the words that are coming out of my mouf? +--- 636232970 +Sci-fi is goyslop. Fantasy is based on Indo-European folklore and cultural tradition; sci-fi is based on jewish scientism and rootless automated gay space communism +--- 636233032 +>>636232637 (OP) +>im just gonna roll to avoid lasers lmao +kek +--- 636233152 +>>636232637 (OP) +>sci-fi souls +You mean like Xenoblade X? Sci-fi games that deal with the concept of "souls"? I'm all for it. +--- 636233179 +>>636232717 +>>636232719 +>>636232727 +I just watched some gameplay it looks like shit diff --git a/v/636232668.txt b/v/636232668.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b2ff8eb81cb7d62caab6469ecf09d540f6b437fe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232668.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 636232668 +What's the best console to get for Japanese games? For the purpose of this thread, let's pretend PC is not an option. +--- 636233704 +>>636232668 (OP) +Switch +--- 636233882 +PS5 obviously + +Again this is implying PC doesn't exist. There's like 3 PS5 exclusives that aren't on PC. + +You really should just get a PC, it can also play every Switch game on Yuzu. diff --git a/v/636232689.txt b/v/636232689.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e166ce107bd94187b27aa3f48437ca6aa94dc306 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232689.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 636232689 +obscure/underrated 3DS game posting: +have you played Ever Oasis? did you like it? did you finish it? who's your favorite npc? +--- 636232853 +>>636232689 (OP) +Yes, it was alright, yes, pic related. +--- 636233125 +>>636232853 +I'm with this anon, Miura is best girl +--- 636233349 +>Bought it years ago +>Never bothered to open it up +>Still haven't played it +I could, but it's just kind of "down" in my backlog. It'd be easier than ever since my PC can run Citra pretty well. +--- 636233547 +>>636232689 (OP) +I played it for a couple hours but it didn't especially interest me +The art and designs are cute though +--- 636233556 +>>636233349 +its very good! especially if youre into scalies +--- 636233809 +>>636233556 +Not a furfag/scalefag, I just thought it looked cute and fun and am a sucker for any game from Japan. +--- 636234041 +>>636233809 +understandable! i actually like it for the gameplay aswell diff --git a/v/636232737.txt b/v/636232737.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1aa3fcdc46ad79cf31981080dde61b8ebc4e40d0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232737.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 636232737 +>Its the best character in the game by far +>Playing as him literally makes the game go from a 4.5 to a 7 +--- 636233171 +His javelin is only OP at the start, and then the teleporter is only useful in co-op. +Layla is broken regardless. +--- 636233667 +>>636233171 +I find the teleporter the most fun ability since it's just discount Glitch. It can help you move faster, go up and down ledges, traverse some neighbourhoods without touching the pavement... + +Still, this game would be way more fun if all the powers were just concentrated on two characters. diff --git a/v/636232752.txt b/v/636232752.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e1902da91a9a18202341ac49a506f87c95abada8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232752.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 636232752 +>this made boomers shit their pants in awe and amazement +--- 636232889 +Yes. Being able to play a game at home, and not at an arcade, felt like the future. +--- 636233210 +Boomers went from Atari games to this. +Zoomers 2ent from GTA 5 to GTA 5. +--- 636233615 +>>636232752 (OP) +you must also remember how boomers paid for lives so they could try to break highscores over and over again. then they paid more than 1.5x the modern deluxe edition prices for the games so they could play them on those calculators they called consoles back then. +absolute peak retardation is when these same said boomers go on a rant how modern games have paid cosmetics yadda yadda. +--- 636233735 +>>636232752 (OP) +Unironically better than 99% of the games being released today +--- 636233779 +looks fun. game? +--- 636234129 +>>636233779 +Super City Slickers DX diff --git a/v/636232801.txt b/v/636232801.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa412e9a085a4ac956736d2e6458203fcb448903 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232801.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636232801 +When are we going to get another Star Fox game? diff --git a/v/636232806.txt b/v/636232806.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..baf967fe84bf19a8ee6acd6c163328dc1ca544e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232806.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636232806 +We had it so good. +--- 636233002 +>>636232806 (OP) +Half Life 2's levels were empty hallways diff --git a/v/636232817.txt b/v/636232817.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eaca7f2768073be0bb797dcc763c5620d1990818 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232817.txt @@ -0,0 +1,73 @@ +----- +--- 636232817 +It's finally time to admit Xenoblade 3 was a good game +--- 636232936 +>>636232817 (OP) +Fact: All Xeno games are good. +Fact: Your favorite Xeno game is usually the first one you play +--- 636233018 +Maybe if the story weren't as vague as a fortune cookie. + +It's a fine game. Serviceable. But I'm well ready for the next entry. +--- 636233089 +>singlehandedly saves xenoblade +--- 636233096 +>>636232817 (OP) +For me it's 1st term Ethel +--- 636233151 +>>636232817 (OP) +Nah +--- 636233158 +No. It was middling in literally every aspect. +--- 636233273 +>>636232936 +fpbp +Anyways OP, I require more boob +--- 636233294 +Reminder that the main reason /v/ hates the game is because it doesnt have gacha shit coombait and instead their waifu canonically has sex and a baby with a man that is not them. +--- 636233437 +>>636232817 (OP) +I still would A, not gonna lie. +--- 636233503 +>>636233437 +Does A have pebis or bagene +--- 636233506 +>>636233437 +Cant believe matthew never got to fuck her. +--- 636233664 +>>636233294 +You'd think /v/ would be happy a game actually has a male protag that nuts up and fucks the female characters. +--- 636233678 +>>636232817 (OP) +Overall it's the 2nd best Blade game with the best party and sidequests. +--- 636233776 +>>636232817 (OP) +its kinda interesting how the general public interest in the franchise died after XCX and it just got worse after XC2 with the gacha and waifu shittery +the only way that people have tried convincing me to play XC2 outside of this board is by talking about how Pyra/Mythra aren't just sex objects because they have a dark backstory but it gives me the same vibe people calling Senran an inspirational franchise for its themes of friendship +nothing wrong with sexy characters but sometimes its better to admit that you like the sexy part when your defense is justifying the sexy part's existence, ie Quiet vs 2B +--- 636233789 +>>636233678 +>best party +--- 636233863 +>>636233776 +>its kinda interesting how the general public interest in the franchise died after XCX and it just got worse after XC2 with the gacha and waifu shittery +What? Both 2 and 3 have outsold 1 and X by a wide margin. Public interest is only growing +--- 636233998 +>>636233503 +--- 636234031 +>>636233863 +I don't see anyone talking about 2 and 3 outside of /v/ +--- 636234051 +>>636233863 +>series goes to shit the moment that public interest grows +really makes you think +--- 636234059 +>>636233506 +Healthy people don't fuck computers. +--- 636234125 +>>636232817 (OP) +She's mad because the hand isn't black +--- 636234154 +>>636232817 (OP) +>XB3 apologists: "XB3 is great! You coomers just prefer XB2 because of the fanservice!" +>also XB3 apologists: "Um here's some off-model art please talk about our dumpster fire!" diff --git a/v/636232953.txt b/v/636232953.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f6db88fe2c70100f0c667763f49c09c9ce706b1f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636232953.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 636232953 +TotK makes it look amazing by comparison + +>faster and less linear tutorial +>weapons don't require fuse garbage to be good +>1 empty map instead of 3 maps +>runes are more useful in general gameplay not just puzzles +>less time wasted in menus +>more interesting ways to "sequence break" (early looting Hyrule Castle, rushing the Lynel in great plateau), etc +>no gay gimmicky Zonfurry abilities +>enemies deal more damage +>better main quest + +APOLOGIZE +--- 636233078 +They are both good +--- 636233250 +>>636232953 (OP) +cemented as not having any content, now that Zelda TikTok leaked and has actual content this time. thanks for beta testing +--- 636233281 +>>636232953 (OP) +>>enemies deal more damage +When I got to the surface everything was blue and black. Enemy damage stops mattering once you get more hearts and actual armor. I’m pissed they patched out the bullet time bounce though, FUCK Nintendo! +--- 636234006 +>>636232953 (OP) +This game now looks like an early access build for TotK. +There is literally zero reason to ever play BotW again, it is completely outclassed by its successor in every area. diff --git a/v/636233068.txt b/v/636233068.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eba7a88a5a96f8ae4fd8168a8c083deeb74480a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233068.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 636233068 +Are we going to get a Chainsaw Man video game announcement this year? +--- 636233170 +Power is a miracle of the universe and the perfect wife. +--- 636233263 +>>636233068 (OP) +>skyool arc +ruined +--- 636233452 +>>636233170 +Power has very stinky soles +--- 636233526 +>>636233068 (OP) +asa sex diff --git a/v/636233174.txt b/v/636233174.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..22b9159639a7ab4454affdb46f50a0d72ef51ee5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233174.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 636233174 +>You have a family and a ranch now, John. It's your responsibility to keep this place running. +Nah, I'm going to fuck off and go fishing and search for dinosaur bones. You're the man of the house now Jack, see you in a few months. diff --git a/v/636233247.txt b/v/636233247.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..69aacd9079763f4d3aa6a14ad8b235c52b700e3c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233247.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 636233247 +>Seek the King because... j-just do it alright. +--- 636234079 +shanalotte is literally the cutest diff --git a/v/636233265.txt b/v/636233265.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0cd8d2e6865f2bb593ae0febea9e47d1a45b5fe9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233265.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 636233265 +Japan has fallen +--- 636233668 +Capcom and Square have fallen +--- 636234075 +I've fallen diff --git a/v/636233292.txt b/v/636233292.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..500df98cb7266d05fc566bbd7e929bb9776c47bb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233292.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 636233292 +Play Lost Planet you stupid faggot. + +If I don't see the SteamDB player numbers of Lost Planet: Extreme condition, Lost Planet 2, Lost Planet :Extreme Condition - Colonies edition, or even fucking Lost Planet 3 tick up by at least 10 players over the next week then I will tear off your head and fuck the stump where it used to rest. + +There's no discussion, no argument, you will play games in the Lost Planet franchise +Boot up an emulator and play a decent English translation of EX troopers that came out last year +https://fantranslators.info/downloads/e-x-troopers/ + +Just play the franchise. +--- 636233403 +>>636233292 (OP) +It's mid. Explain to me how ex troopers isn't mid and I might cop. +--- 636233713 +>>636233403 +Lost Planet 2 is not mid RETARD. EX Troopers is, however +--- 636233971 +When I played this game the auto aim was bugged, it was awful to aim properly with mouse/keyboard because even with auto-aim switched off, sometimes the game kinda bugged and the crosshair would get stuck for a brief moment and then not move diagonally properly, therefore I did beat the game but never played again or tried the multiplayer. diff --git a/v/636233510.txt b/v/636233510.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7db56fec2cf65cec739b4b27d1e41eeb8e95692a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233510.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 636233510 +>familiar yet fresh +--- 636233652 +>me after plagiarizing +--- 636233756 +>>636233652 +Qrd? +--- 636233770 +>>636233510 (OP) +Think he'll shave it before the year ends? diff --git a/v/636233516.txt b/v/636233516.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3752cbd3083b20cc3df289fda0b59b7f077e3a8a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233516.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 636233516 +/v/ already knows that Phil admitted they lost to PlayStation in the console war. That's over with. He also said noted they are going to be "doing their own thing". + +In your eyes, what does Xbox "doing their own thing" look like? +--- 636234062 +Boom! +Here comes the +Boom! +Connect or not? +Here comes the goys from the Soft +Boom! +Here comes the +Boom! +Connect or not? +How you play me now? + +Is that all you bought?, haha +I'll take your best CoD +Is that all you bought?, ha ha +I'll take your best CoD +Is that all you bought?, I'll take your best CoD +Is that all you bought?, I'll take your best CoD +Is that all you bought?, I'll take your best CoD +I'll take your best CoD, I'll take your best CoD diff --git a/v/636233754.txt b/v/636233754.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2cdfb966f51586f6224003f21aebb8215e8ddc37 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233754.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 636233754 +>italian +>human diff --git a/v/636233805.txt b/v/636233805.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8dc2c15ac3924df959e5686b8a4151022ee09fd1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233805.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 636233805 +Literally Nihilism +>Sith Lord +>mad about nature rebalancing any action she may take +>ultimately wants to be able to do anything and get away with it +Literally a Woman diff --git a/v/636233818.txt b/v/636233818.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..34d1df1927b562ebd0236e747ecce445aff50b91 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233818.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 636233818 +How did they do it to make him cuter? +--- 636233881 +>>636233818 (OP) +Shit, wrong board +--- 636233907 +>>636233818 (OP) +im having a stroke also >>>/tv/ +--- 636233928 +off-topic +--- 636233992 +>>636233818 (OP) +--- 636234002 +>>636233881 +delete post button at the bottom +--- 636234084 +>>636234002 +>>636233881 +no don't delete I'm timing how long jannies nap for +--- 636234134 +OP is an autistic Mexican +Regards, /int/. +--- 636234190 +>>636233881 +hehehehehehe diff --git a/v/636233847.txt b/v/636233847.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f339fb82ba0c2162c898215be690fac6d9f6e7e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233847.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636233847 +So, /v/ would keep it's counsel while the world is lost to ruin? diff --git a/v/636233878.txt b/v/636233878.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..41c3d19329552ac7e690b035312765307b5e301c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233878.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 636233878 +When will we get a Michael Jackson rhythm game? +--- 636233978 +>>636233878 (OP) +you could ask that in the actual MJ thread you nigger >>>636171256 → diff --git a/v/636233942.txt b/v/636233942.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cad38f74abb87c20aa372803e233d78d9cd8eb4c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636233942.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 636233942 +Shortly before the close of the eshop I grabbed blue and crystal. Blue holds up pretty well. I played through the game with a basic team os mons I caught along the way, I taught them some cool TMs and was able to beat the league on my 1st try using only a couple of revives and potions along the way. No legendaries of course. +moving on to picrel, i did the same. I just built a team with basic mons I caught along the way and leveled them all up a bit. +>most pokemon learn a move every 20 levels and it's almost always a status move +>victribel, one of the pokes I decided I wanted to use just because I never used him before has NO LEARNSET. that's right he learns NO MOVES. it's lvl fuckin 38 and the only attacks it has are vine whip and cut. +> Feraligatr learns bite but not crunch and only has water gun until lvl 55 when he learns hydro pump. If not for surf he would be nearly useless.Don't even get me started on typhlosion and meganium. +>there are no good TMs. No Tbolt, no Ice beam, no flamethrower, psychic not even fucking body slam or tri attack. all there is is earthquake. Oh you want thunder, blizzard or FB? better go grind coins for hours at the game corner! +>the league is almost 10 levels higher than the last trainers you get to fight before reaching it (lvl 34) +> Like in Blue, I'm going with no legendaries to make the game more challenging. +I've never been a genwunner, and my favourite gen has always been 3. but holy shit, gen 2 is a lot worse than even gen 1 was. +tl;dr, gen 1 is decent, gen 2 is pure nostalgia. t's shit. diff --git a/v/636234070.txt b/v/636234070.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7419262607738e0fd5199595efe6a1e47a25ddaa --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636234070.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 636234070 +Just 100% this bad boy today and I already feel like I want more. diff --git a/v/636234112.txt b/v/636234112.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9ae82a26b81017f4648a7df6cf531cc4e5d0bef9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/636234112.txt @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +-----