diff --git a/v/634407508.txt b/v/634407508.txt index 5bd9d0c9ff9cab6db8f4308d98032cbcdbe138d4..87e913ff06513d7402ab09fc31410d2ad06b772c 100644 --- a/v/634407508.txt +++ b/v/634407508.txt @@ -919,3 +919,438 @@ How do you do this? --- 634470145 >>634469590 the games have had a built in photo mode for a few games now +--- 634471003 +>>634407679 +Nigga you're dumb +--- 634474793 +Nice OST cover art you have there, Ryza. +--- 634474814 +>>634474467 +That's very gay of you anon +--- 634474890 +>>634474793 +Bigger +--- 634474902 +>>634474814 +It is, but I don't care. The desire is too strong +--- 634475049 +>>634474890 +Kudos, good anon. +--- 634475157 +>>634475049 +I'm partial to the Ryza 2 OST poster because I like how her butt sticks out. But the Ryza 3 one is still my favorite. +--- 634475174 +>>634442654 +I have, but I also then go remake them even better to show them up. Every remake is secretly funded and directed by me. You're welcome. +--- 634475408 +>>634475157 +Ryza 2 is IMO superior to 3, not only in plot, in music too, I think they should have waited at least another years to release the 3rd game, because 2 is not inferior to 1, is at least in the same range or slightly superior, can't say the same about 3 compared to 2. +--- 634475449 +>>634407508 (OP) +>what did Ryza get right +Combat was actually fun compared to the typical turd based mode. +Exploration was fun. +>And what did it get wrong? +Alchemy was braindead simple and boring. +Having the same protagonist and most party members for more than 1 game was a mistake. +--- 634475521 +>>634449713 +Lottebros... +--- 634475537 +>>634408141 +Pandering to westerners where obesity is the norm and overweight is the new hotness. +--- 634475587 +What is the Ryza game tier list? +--- 634475635 +>>634475587 +people are all fucking over the place with how they rank the trilogy from what I've seen. +--- 634475698 +>>634408141 +you haven’t seen it from the side angle +--- 634475794 +>>634455216 +>>634443036 +Someone should rip those status screens. They are great as wallpaper +--- 634475826 +>>634407679 +Anon... +--- 634475908 +>>634444678 +>Anon never played lulua +Honeslty no one played Lulua hence it sold like shit +--- 634475986 +as a secret game 3 is probably the worst but story wise it was pretty okay and a decent finale to the trilogy. + +atleast we didn't get another dusk where gust blue balled everybody with a non ending. +--- 634476094 +>>634475794 +A total shame that they didn't add those pics in the art gallery in every game, how they didn't think about that? +--- 634476259 +I love Ryza's thighs +--- 634476946 +>>634476259 +i came inside her thighs and got them pregnant +--- 634478012 +>>634476946 +congratulations +--- 634478015 +>>634466331 +For every popular artist that does commision for a living on patreon, there are hundreds or more barely scraping by with 2 digits likes and followers for every art they make, For every artist that does commision, there are 1000 or more artists and designers working a regular 9 to 5 job. Onlya very few top tier artists that have been working in the industry and networking for years, ask for more than 1000$ per commision and with that money, you can't sit around half a year without doing anything. majority can not and still have to follow a specific set of price. You know nothing about artists yet you shit on them as if you are in the know. Stop being retarded. +--- 634479065 +Sadly didn't find the 3rd part of this. +--- 634479419 +>>634475449 +>Combat was actually fun compared to the typical turd based mode. +how? once you get link morph every single fight for the rest of the game looks like this, even bosses +--- 634479424 +they didn't get hayato asano back for the third game which is maddening considering the game is meant to be a nostalgic sendoff for the trilogy. the new music is fine but it's too different from ryza 1 and 2 to be exciting. +--- 634480039 +>>634475986 +>as a secret game 3 is probably the worst +what the fuck do you mean "as a secret game" are you people all mad +3 is what 1 should have been all along. +It is a very public fact that 1 had some extreme gutted dev since they were doing it, nelke, and lulua at the same time and it really shows in how low quality all the stuff in ryza 1 was to the point that the nips were seething over it too (and somewhat in 2 as well). +3 is the only game I could recommend to someone without a laundry list of ifs and buts +--- 634480186 +>>634479419 +My sexy perfect wife CAN'T be this stronk! +--- 634480424 +>>634480039 +3 has lots of regressions from 2 and is even more gutted than 1. the story and pacing of 3 for the second half is so rushed and done so poorly. This has the to be the only modern atelier title without a real final dungeon. 2 is the most complete package by far in the trilogy. +--- 634480574 +>>634407508 (OP) +A toast to a successful Ryza bread! +--- 634480659 +>>634407508 (OP) +if she sat on my face, would I die? +--- 634480891 +>>634480424 +the story of 1 is a fucking joke and all that talk about hiring a new guy or whatever bullshit that was fell flat on its face when it has the worst cast bar none in franchise history, and like 5 characters to boot, if you can call some of those characters +2 is absolutely in a better state than 1 but it'd be very hard to be worse than 1, but what on earth do you think is gutted in 3 compared to 2? the roster is still a bit lacking since they've had like 2 extra characters but it's in a better place at the very end at least. Combat's about the same, alchemy's about the same, though aside from the combat in 1 being garbage for the first while it wasn't too terrible either. +the open world meme is unnecessary but it's also mildly entertaining. +Also Fi was pretty obnoxious but not really an active detriment to the game I guess since you can ignore him for most of the game as they talk about ruins and shit until the end +--- 634481113 +>>634407508 (OP) +Is Ryza 3 censored? +--- 634481150 +>>634479424 +Ryza 1 came out 4 years ago how would anyone have nostalgia for it. +--- 634481242 +>>634480891 +the story is so forced and the pacing is just ass. it really drags its feet and theres a lot of pointless back tracking. you go back to the kurken islands multiple times for really no reason at all because the writing is so shallow that they had to pad it out. you find a lot of super convenient random plot devices that progress things in the middle of nowhere like Tao finding a piece of paper in the middle of nowhere that has been hit by weather for hundreds of years but yet it is still fully intact. The amount of times it forces you to climb ladders to go back to Kala's tent is also really laughable. You can easily tell that the second half of the game really fell apart during development and the pacing was rushed as hell. The final dungeon not even being anything special was a real insult to it being a giant finale too. No unique enemy types or even materials. It's just a bunch of random shit you would encounter in the first zones of the game. + +also there's basically a new writer for every new atelier game, the stories are always hit or miss because of this. i enjoyed the finale but it was pretty evident that development for the game did not go as planned considering the delay and final product we got. +--- 634481340 +Any mods for reverst lighitn like previous games? +I hate this new pseudo anime genshin impact like light filtering. Its a huge step back from Ryzs 1a the point Lulua had better lighting +--- 634481485 +>>634481242 +I'm just gonna have to disagree with you then, this shit's infinitely better than 1 and better than 2 in pretty much every way as well. I also don't think I've ever seen anyone give a shit about the final dungeon in an atelier game before. I can probably think of some of the past ones like luard's whatever the fuck and the temples in ayesha/escha, the only "bad" one I would maybe talk about would be shallie's but that's more the final boss being really underwhelming compared to how good the first two were. +Ryza 1's final boss was ok I guess, it's a big bug with a phase 2. Ryza 2's final boss is also ok I guess, it's another big bug. It's not really something I think of that much when talking about the games. +--- 634481782 +>>634407679 +>has consistent lineart and shading you can tell was done with a program brush +Learn the flaws of AI before you call out cheaters. +--- 634483351 +Ryza 1 was just OK but Ryza 2 was great. How's 3? +--- 634483406 +>>634481340 +theres no way thats going to be a simple fix so I doubt it. Also I agree its a downgrade but I dont see the genshin comparison +--- 634483668 +>>634483406 +Ryza 3 graphics looks closer to genshin >>634465019 → rather than Sophie 2 (previous game). +>>634430129 heres a comparison of Ryza 1 (and so 2 and Sophie 2) light system vs Ryza 3 one +--- 634484546 +Do they really have the balls to make a 4th Ryza game? +--- 634484575 +>>634483351 +a lot better than 2 +hopefully they can go back to being Actually Good but sophie 2 also shared a lot of the flaws of ryza so I'm worried for the future +at least we're done with ryza verse +--- 634484706 +>>634484575 +I actually thought Ryza 2 was the best game in the series besides Totori and Ayesha. It's the first game they managed to make the lack of time limit not be a massive detriment to the game design imo +--- 634484865 +>>634484706 +I'd maybe call ryza 2 ok but there's no universe where I'd say it's good. +Totori has issues but those are mostly due to its age, but Ayesha is pretty great yea. +I'm genuinely curious as to how you think the lack of time limit was different in ryza 2, it's been the exact same gameplan in sophie, lysue, ryza 1-3, lulua, and sophie 2 +--- 634485021 +>>634484865 +Ryza 2 just feels like it actually has a proper purpose and structure to it despite the lack of time limit. Sophie was so garbage I stopped playing the series for a decade +--- 634485146 +>>634485021 +>Ryza 2 just feels like it actually has a proper purpose and structure to it despite the lack of time limit. +are you going to explain yourself or what +it's literally the same exact shit as every other game since shallie if you want to count that since that's when they got rid of time limits +I can easily imagine someone not liking sophie, I can't imagine the same person saying any ryza 2 i the best of anything. +--- 634485224 +>>634407508 (OP) +some genki girl with fat thighs saved her franchise, got 2 sequels and even an anime, she's too powerful. +--- 634485228 +>>634407508 (OP) +I wanted to play this but I really don't understand the story at all. +--- 634485269 +>>634485228 +the story is always the worst part of the franchise and because they focused on it in 1 it's even worse than normal +there's literally nothing good in 1, skip to 2 since that's at least decent +--- 634485696 +>>634480659 +it would be extremely soft +--- 634485720 +>>634407508 (OP) +>all 3 of her games are still the full $59.99 on PSN +Whatever they're doing, they can still demand full price for her games so more power to them +--- 634486040 +>>634485720 +There's a reason Gust is a jew in Neptunia +They almost never reduce the price on their games and sales only happen maybe twice or thrice a year (always 50% off max) +--- 634486103 +>>634486040 +what are you talking about there's an atelier sale pretty frequently +--- 634486482 +>>634484546 +yes, it will most likely be an anniversary product sometime down the line. sophie only ever got a sequel because of how well her first game sold. +--- 634486623 +>>634475174 +Every remake is bad though. +--- 634487415 +>>634484546 +Teaching Kala about the seeds of light! +--- 634488681 +Thoughts? +--- 634488945 +>>634475587 +Everyone has different opinions but I would say 3>1>2 +2's story it's so unfocused, a retelling of the first one even (kill the another gueen bug bro) and the treasure hunter guy is incredible forgettable and irrelevant. Also I fucking hate that it forces you to run all over the maps multiple times to pick up relics for some shitty puzzle mini game. Even if the gameplay and alchemy is better here. +--- 634488965 +>>634449713 +I thought Ryza 1 was dog shit but I just cleared Ryza 3 and it's definitely one of the best games in the series (still think L&S is better though) + +Only complaints I have is them skimping on optional bosses (there's a few but they're all copypasted crap) and shafting the characters from 2 so hard. + +You fight half a dozen queens in the game and they all use the exact same model, couldn't they have at least copypasted the final bosses of 1 and 2 or something for a bit of variety? +--- 634489109 +>>634488945 +2's story is objectively better than 1's since it doesn't do the embarassing shit with tao and most of the characters +--- 634489328 +>>634407508 (OP) +Just look at her badonkadonk! +--- 634489337 +>>634488965 +ryza 1 and 2 didn't have any good optional bosses either +1 just had the fairies but different colores +--- 634489382 +colors +also I don't even remember if 2 had them +--- 634489631 +>>634489337 +1 at least had those copypaste bosses, 2 had literally nothing except that fucking golem in a side room in the final dungeon. But 3's still pretty disappointing in that department, especially since the fucking arenas for the superbosses from 1 are still there but empty. + +It also sucks that all the good superbosses in 3 are locked to quests meaning they don't respawn. +--- 634489716 +>>634489109 +You are objectively wrong. 2's story is fucking around with your fairy pet till empel figured out the danger of draining the crystals and having to kill yet another gueen at the end. At the very at least 1's there is a sense of mystery when you learn about the ancient civilizations and the underworld. Also 1 have better dynamics between the party members and better development for them +--- 634489749 +>>634489716 +>Also 1 have better dynamics between the party members and better development for them +LOL +LMAO +--- 634489871 +Wow Atelier sophie is more boring than I thought, and I really enjoyed arland and dusk +Are firis and lidie suelle better? +--- 634489992 +>>634489871 +firis is worse mostly +lysue is pretty good +--- 634490514 +>>634489749 +Nice argument faggot +--- 634490625 +>>634490514 +I'm not going to give an argument to someone who had the fucking gall to suggest tao in ryza 1 was a good character, or that 1 had good characters int he first place. +--- 634490662 +>>634443321 +>ryza 1 fucking sucks + +Does it? It's the only atelier game I've completed and I enjoyed it. Planning to get to Ryza 2 and 3 next. +--- 634490789 +>>634490662 +compared to the rest of the franchise yea +2 is less of a joke and 3 is actually not bad +--- 634491361 +>>634490662 +Compared to other games in the series Ryza 1 feels barebones and incomplete. + +2 and 3 are good and 3 actually makes 1 worth it. +--- 634491439 +>>634475537 +>t. Brexiter who is enduring their 16th month of famine +--- 634491826 +Honestly Marie comes off way sexier to me. Ryza is carried pretty hard by her tits and thighs. +--- 634492193 +>>634481150 +I don't know but the game sure wants you to feel nostalgic with all the HEY REMEMBER WHEN WE DID THIS shit in the third game. +--- 634492261 +>>634492193 +Well it would (kind of) make sense for kids doing that shit and having saved the world a few times etc to say that, but not some random person playing it +--- 634492383 +>>634408632 +>>634410883 +>>634439670 +>>634440621 +>>634442119 +I'm really liking the expressions of the game. they've done a good job +--- 634492521 +>>634491826 +when's remake anyway +--- 634492852 +>>634491826 +>Ryza is carried pretty hard by her tits and thighs. + +Problem? +--- 634493089 +Ryza 1 ending left me depressed that I haven't started 2 +--- 634493192 +>>634407508 (OP) +Isn't this a game about alchemy? +--- 634493414 +>>634493192 +Yeah it's a great crafting game +--- 634493570 +the next game is going to be ryza 4 isn't it, there's no way they're letting up on this cash cow +--- 634493683 +>>634493192 +Despite the coomer shit, it's unironically a fun alchemy/crafting game if you enjoy that type of stuff. The cute girls with nice thighs is just a bonus +--- 634493987 +>>634424939 +Cheap "criticisms" deserve cheap retorts. +--- 634494463 +>>634484546 +it's their break glass panic title +--- 634494530 +>>634418069 +>>634451396 + +OH NO NO NO NO NO +--- 634495113 +>Keys with good effects are RNG +>you need proper keys to give each your character stats and to make your weapon better +>best traits for Item Users are locked behind specific farming +Grindfest. +--- 634495559 +>>634418069 +>ZAMN +Zombies Ate My Neighbors +--- 634496441 +Klaudia pits. +--- 634496585 +>>634495559 +kek +--- 634496596 +>>634407508 (OP) +>huge ass +In arts maybe. Ingame her ass is that of a child. +--- 634497583 +>>634495113 +>the game is easy enough on the hardest difficulty that you don't need any of that shit +--- 634497860 +>>634495113 +>future update will add more super traits to the game, most likely will allow your gear and bombs to be even stronger +>>634497583 +we'll see how legendary goes once they add that too +--- 634497920 +>>634497860 +Is there a list of the new super traits and what they do? +--- 634497997 +>>634407508 (OP) +i didn't want to fap today :( fuck this i always think about not fapping but just see one pic on /g/ and /v/ and boom, can't think about anything other than fapping after going home from work +--- 634498182 +Ryzabros.. +--- 634498205 +>>634497860 +>future update +actually I missed that it's already out, at least the synthesis and materials stuff. higher difficulty is still a bit away +--- 634498294 +>>634493414 +DAMN lefts ass is fucking huge. And people talk about Ryza being the thick girl?! +--- 634498483 +>>634478015 +wrong +--- 634498691 +>>634498294 +Yeah she fits that mature women trope being thousands of years old +--- 634498868 +didn't remember but checking the music I really liked in the 3rd game I noticed those has weird titles, "Each Cat and Mouse Has their Own Habits" and "A Cat and a Teaspoon Are Both Borrowed Things", the 2nd one is almost the same music with different instruments because is in the night. +--- 634500135 +Go back to a flat small not-a-loli protagonist for the next game please. +--- 634500885 +>>634498868 +a bunch of games have cutesy ost names like that +the recent kirby and age of empires 2 had it +--- 634500956 +>>634490662 +I am 35 hours into Ryza I and am enjoying it wonderfully. Guess we lucked out in beginning with a mid entry into the franchise. I have no idea about the previous instalments. I only know the one that has a guy names Logy because it had an anime. +--- 634501431 +Thoughts? +--- 634501939 +>>634434382 +Thats the general Jap ass. Even the turbo fatties tend to lack it. +Something to do with being rice eaters since Mongolians have dumpers. +--- 634502159 +>>634501431 +She farts from there. +--- 634502194 +>>634501939 +>since Mongolians have dumpers. +Proof? +--- 634502464 +>>634502194 +--- 634502671 +>>634478015 +Those 1000 artist has shit arts dumbass, hence nobody ask them for comission. +Why should people gives them money to improve their arts?! +--- 634503262 +>>634501431 +Something about the twisty hair gets me going. +--- 634503839 +>>634418069 +Bro what the fuck is that? There's no way that's real +--- 634504137 +>>634502671 +The sad thing is that these shit artists lock their work behind a paywall now i.e subscribestar, fanbox, patreon. So the only people who see their work are deranged enough to regularly pay for it and thus they are not getting the right critique and never improve. I know of one specific artist who does vore stuff and their work is virtually indistinguishable now to how it was a fucking decade ago. They make nearly a 1000 on patreon alone since everything is locked off. It also looks like absolute diarrhoea. +--- 634504198 +>>634407508 (OP) +Fucking boring just like the rest of them +--- 634505058 +>>634408141 +--- 634505680 +>>634505058 +Big Ryza dumpies uooohhhh +--- 634505924 +>>634443878 +Looks like someone forgot Bos/Kilo, Tao/Patty, Empel/Lila, Ryza/Lent's dad. All from the same series. +--- 634506230 +>>634444678 +>their premise plays out like a textbook shoujo +>scatterbrained airhead / stern and reliable gap moe good guy +>instead it plays out like a shonen romance where it gets teased for 500 chapters that never leads into the catharsis it has set up only to end with a vague promise +The things we won't do to cope with underwhelming endings. +--- 634506245 +>>634418069 +uhhh where's her ass? +--- 634506786 +>>634424474 +t. low t jew +--- 634507136 +How many babies will she pump out after marrying Empel? She needs to revive her clan afterall. +--- 634507590 +>>634466331 +Good. Trannylators when? +--- 634508324 +>>634459532 +why does firis have such a big bust she is like 13 or something +she has to be the youngest protagonist +--- 634508340 +>>634407508 (OP) +>Uses fanart to prove she has a huge ass when she doesn't diff --git a/v/634409219.txt b/v/634409219.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c77d194a961a4237fda7963f58f1520c03158a22 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634409219.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1433 @@ +----- +--- 634409219 +I hate mouse Ashley for depriving us of fanart of this costume +--- 634410312 +>>634409219 (OP) +You're playing remake so your opinion is invalid +--- 634410458 +>>634410312 +fpbp /thread +--- 634410569 +>>634410312 +op btfo +--- 634410695 +>>634409219 (OP) +--- 634410827 +>>634409219 (OP) +scene girls didnt look like that back in the day. their hair looked more unwashed, they had paler or greaser skin, they never smiled. +--- 634410856 +>>634409219 (OP) +Same forced memes +--- 634410997 +TAKING ON 7 YEARS +--- 634411005 +>>634410856 +What a disgusting fat pig +--- 634411108 +>>634410312 +based +--- 634411146 +GETTING OFF MY CHEESST, THE STORY EENNN-EENDS + +WITHOUT YOU +--- 634411158 +>>634411005 +>not 37years fat pig +Ashleymouses it's over +--- 634411282 +>>634409219 (OP) +Scene girls from the 00's were peak coom and nothing will ever come close again. +--- 634411820 +>>634411282 +Correct +--- 634411923 +>>634409219 (OP) + +Red Hair+Casual Ashley is S tier. +--- 634412182 +>>634411923 +>nin shirt +that's modded i assume? +--- 634412197 +>>634410856 +WHO +--- 634412515 +>>634412182 + +Yeah, s'cute. + +She's a super cutie in any outfit though. +--- 634413867 +>>634410695 +>try cheese the Danish +--- 634414350 +>>634413867 +fpbp +--- 634414470 +>>634412515 +>trannyhair +looks like that troon that Jim Sterling hung out with before trannying out himself +--- 634414479 +>>634409219 (OP) +Mouse Ashley is the most forced fucking meme I've seen in a long time +--- 634414595 +>>634409219 (OP) +Shit taste +--- 634414691 +>>634410856 +>disgusting fat whore +Do anons really? +--- 634414748 +>>634409219 (OP) +--- 634415521 +I would respect the game more if that was the default costume. If you're gonna change a memorable character renowned for being haughty for modern standards they should have just ramped up the bitch factor and amplified it with that whorish outfit instead of the generic passive aggressive thousand cock stare muh realism 6/10 we got. Have her be loud oand obnoxious as possible, really just reinforce that she's completely out of her element in that trademark exaggerated way. +Or maybe I'm just concerned with preserving the spirit of the original game? I dunno +--- 634415636 +>>634414691 +>visible gunt is not fat reeeeeee +cope more fatso +--- 634415671 +>>634414479 +It's that weird middle ground 4chan absurdist joke more palatable for normalfags. +--- 634415787 +>>634410856 +NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 634415804 +>>634415671 +It's just sad seeing how one fag can brute force his fetish until enough normalfags catch on to run with it, guess I'm gonna have to get used to this kind of shit more and more +--- 634416420 +>>634414748 +BASED +--- 634416542 +Who came up with mouse Ashley anyway? Such a forced meme +--- 634416916 +>>634416542 +An anon on /v/ +--- 634419089 +>>634412515 +UGH CHLOE SEXO +--- 634421581 +>>634409219 (OP) +Go back to 2000, bro +--- 634421954 +>>634421581 +Few things I want more +--- 634422194 +>>634410312 +--- 634422932 +>>634410856 +>not borderline anorexic +Not my rawrtard. +--- 634423028 +>>634409219 (OP) +it looks like ass so mousely is based yet again +--- 634423132 +>>634415521 +>DUDE IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THINGS BAD, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THEM JUST STRAIGHT UP FUCKING AWFUL? +What kind of braindamaged logic is this? +--- 634423464 +>>634410856 +I would empty my balls in this whore until I passed from exhaustion, holy fuck. +--- 634423584 +I miss the 90s and 00s like you wouldn't believe, bros +--- 634423690 +>>634422932 +>>634410856 +Yeah, there's a subset of scene girls in tiktok, but they are all excessively jiggly. +--- 634423886 +>>634410856 +please..who is she +--- 634424016 +>>634410827 +they looked exactly the same, she just has shorter hair +--- 634424157 +>>634410312 +fippy bippy +--- 634424189 +>>634410827 +> they never smiled. +--- 634424297 +>>634410312 +>/v/ tries to TORtanic RE2 +>fails +>/v/ tries to TORtanic RE3 +>fails +>/v/ tries to TORtanic RE4 +>fails +Gotta admire the dedication at least. +--- 634424345 +>>634409219 (OP) +the costume is good but that hair is awful. give her the red or blue hair instead +--- 634424413 +>>634410312 +Holy... FUCKING BASED, SO SO BASED! +--- 634424548 +>>634410856 +>that pudge +--- 634425064 +>>634424345 +The hair is fine, it just needs to be longer. +--- 634425083 +>>634409219 (OP) +--- 634425231 +>>634410856 +tummy kino +--- 634425316 +Based +--- 634425413 +>>634425064 +Goddamn +--- 634425479 +>>634425316 +Based maggot +--- 634425487 +>>634409219 (OP) +Mouse Ashley didn't deprive you of shit. +You do realize that people draw mouse Ashley because it's easier to draw a mouse, right? +--- 634426231 +>>634423690 +I found a super skinny and pale one, but she has this look in her eye like she just wants to kill herself. +--- 634426649 +>>634425479 +Slipknot was always gay, faggot +--- 634426832 +>>634426649 +Everything related to emo scene was super feminine, retard. +--- 634426916 +>>634426832 +>Slipknot +>emo +--- 634427057 +>>634409219 (OP) + HE was a GIRL SHE was a BOY +--- 634427106 +>>634410312 +CROWBSISTERS WE ARE WINNING +--- 634427129 +>>634410695 +>Try cheese the Danish +--- 634427202 +>>634426916 +It was the crap those chicks listened. +--- 634427423 +>>634422932 +>healthy weight +>bordeline anorexic +Death to the obese. +--- 634427627 +>>634425064 +HOLY SHIT IS THAT BUFFY +--- 634427826 +Here's your stupid scene chick. +--- 634427903 +>>634426231 +>but she has this look in her eye like she just wants to kill herself. +That's the best part. +--- 634427941 +>>634410856 +too fat to be a girl from 2000's +--- 634428048 +>>634409219 (OP) +The people drawing RAT ashley wouldn't have draw scene ashley, your hate is misguided +--- 634428161 +>>634425316 +>slipknot +you just know +--- 634428204 +>>634424297 +>consoom trash +>think you're winning +almost sad +--- 634428252 +>>634427941 +There were plenty of fat emos, it's just they were fat and didn't expose themselves because everyone made fun of them. +A fat emo in the mid 2000s was probably the easiest lay ever in human history. +--- 634428292 +>>634416542 +Capcom, just like with lady d +--- 634428327 +>>634416542 +Memes that rhymes sticks with the times +--- 634428365 +>>634428204 +I didn't even buy them, mostly because I think horror games are just a scheme to give a job to devs who can't code proper gameplay even if their lives depended on it, I just like seeing autists here get proven wrong. +--- 634428585 +>>634410312 +--- 634428629 +>>634414479 +It’s Redditcore and idk how you people put up with it considering you bitch about so much +--- 634428689 +>>634428637 +Videogames? +--- 634428798 +>>634428689 +Scene girls are deeply related to videogames. +--- 634428920 +>>634410312 +retroon fans, how do we reply... +--- 634429004 +>>634425064 +Long hair makes her look like ke$ha +--- 634429020 +>>634426231 +>>634427826 +Sovl +--- 634429035 +>>634428637 +wtf +--- 634429205 +>>634429035 +What, it's just an emo chick sucking a dick. +--- 634429298 +>>634411923 +link to mod, friend? +--- 634429372 +>>634428798 +>if this happened today +>dude would be having a 5 hour long mental breakdown over that chick +>chick would accuse the dude of rape +I miss when the world was more chill. +--- 634429389 +>>634427202 +Not in my school, they listened to My Chemical Romance and HIM and shit +--- 634429624 +>>634429372 +She called him a Jew so she would be the one sacrificed +--- 634429625 +>>634429205 +My boss almost saw that, you fucking prick. +--- 634429735 +>>634423132 +Would you rather a spoiled brat who's actually a character with a personality or a boring wet blanket that we got? +--- 634429790 +>>634429624 +She didn't, that hairstyle is literally called a jewfro. +--- 634429808 +>>634409219 (OP) +Thirsting over the scene/emo look in 2023 is giga cringe energy. Bet you were in love with Avril Lavigne too. +--- 634429831 +>>634429625 +fuck you for being a slacker +--- 634429896 +>>634429735 +Why would I care if she's "an actual character" if she's annoying? +--- 634429935 +>>634429205 +Someone should repost it, since I missed it +--- 634429941 +>>634429808 +t. low test faggot +--- 634429981 +>>634429808 +The game is set in 2004. Applying modern fashion standards to it is retarded +--- 634430105 +>>634429935 +go away, phonefaggot +--- 634430112 +>>634410827 +>they never smiled +That's regular emo and even then they still smiled +--- 634430146 +>>634429808 +>this thing is X energy +Zoom zoom. +--- 634430210 +>>634429808 +>heh I bet you were in school in the early-mid 00s, fucking fag +Savage +--- 634430260 +>>634429981 +Fair point! I concede to this standpoint. +>>634429941 +Sorry I don’t find 17 year old mentally ill Pokemon-addicts with shit taste in music attractive in my 30s +--- 634430275 +>>634429896 +>We can't have exaggerated characters everyone has to be a dour modern college girl with le anxiety fr fr *munch munch* cappa cappa +*brap brap* +--- 634430326 +>>634410695 +>try cheese the danish +huh? +--- 634430383 +>>634430275 +No, I simply rather the character shut the fuck up and stay quiet rather than be actively annoying. +Ideally, Ashley should have been removed from the game. +>*brap brap* +What kind of fucking response is this. +--- 634430418 +>>634427826 +>want to date a modern scene girl my age in our 20s +>50/50 she's either a genuinely a fun girl or a psycho +--- 634430441 +>>634428204 +/v/ lost +--- 634430478 +>>634429935 +https://i.4cdn.org/v/1681753292704162.webm +--- 634430483 +>>634430105 +Holy fuck I love that DLC +--- 634430487 +>>634430326 +>he didn't cheese the danish +--- 634430554 +>>634429735 +I feel like people forget how few lines OG Ashley actually had, all they remember is her screaming "LEOOOOOON HEEEEEELP" on repeat nonstop so they have this false memory where she was some sort of chatterbox but outside of her screaming during gameplay she literally only has like ten lines the whole game +--- 634430572 +>>634428798 +I wonder what these two are up to today +--- 634430575 +>>634430418 +Sounds like fun no matter what. +--- 634430831 +>>634430572 +An anon tracked the girl down in a thread a while ago. +Pic related, she got fat and is one of those streamers that gets like 10 viewers. +--- 634430853 +>>634429735 +A character that I'd actually like to save like the remake. +--- 634431014 +>>634428365 +>re4 +>horror +u wot? +--- 634431843 +>>634431014 +What, it's not? It has it all. +Jumpscares that get old by the third one, mediocre gameplay and no replay value. +--- 634431902 +>>634431843 +and then everyone laughed! +--- 634432269 +>>634410856 +BREED +--- 634432361 +>>634431902 +Its not a joke, its why I hate "horror" games. +--- 634432770 +bipolar pussy isn't worth it bro's, just got out of a 2 year relationship. Not worth it in the slightest +--- 634432809 +>>634432361 +and then everyone clapped! +so heckin valid + +>>634432770 +shut up faggot +--- 634433364 +>>634432809 +>so heckin valid +Redditors are the first to worship horror shit, you are just a pleb. +Only worthwhile game in this genre is the first FEAR. +--- 634433441 +>>634432770 +It kinda is. +--- 634433761 +>>634427423 +Looks excessively skinny to me. +--- 634434140 +>>634430554 +She only screams Leon HAAAALP if you're a shitty fucking player who lets her get grabbed. +Complaining about how Ashley is annoying is perhaps one of the greatest shitter flags in gaming. +--- 634434184 +>>634432809 +>>634433441 +don't do it +--- 634434462 +>>634430831 +>egirl look +It just isn't the same..... +--- 634434621 +>>634434462 +You can always go for one of the OG scene girls. +Some are old enough to be going through their midlife crisis and dressing up again. +--- 634434861 +>>634434621 +She looks like Anton Chigurh +--- 634434958 +>>634434140 +It's exactly the same as saying Mario cries too much in Yoshi's Island +It's only a problem if you're bad at the game +--- 634435041 +>>634434621 +>scene milf +I need it. +--- 634435197 +>>634434861 +Not even close, you blind mutt. +--- 634436567 +>>634409219 (OP) +Same. +--- 634436576 +>>634410856 +name? +--- 634436720 +>>634430260 +>Sorry I don’t find 17 year old mentally ill Pokemon-addicts with shit taste in music attractive +Homosexual detected. +--- 634437682 +>>634410856 +I want to grab that belly, lads... +--- 634437853 +>>634425083 +Go on. +--- 634438560 +>>634410312 +firspo bespo +--- 634439039 +>>634410312 +How will OP ever recover? +--- 634439454 +>>634410856 +Absolute sex +--- 634439731 +>>634434621 +You keep on making the same post and I c00m everytime +--- 634440213 +>>634410856 +sexo +--- 634440296 +>>634439731 +Have another pic of this chick then. +--- 634441468 +>>634410312 +REmakesisters, our response?????? +--- 634442246 +>>634436720 +That shit is stuffed +--- 634442467 +>>634442246 +>>634436720 +That chick has an xvideos channel. +Beautiful milkbags. +--- 634442629 +>>634410312 +Absolutely fucking based and redpilled. +I kneel +--- 634442747 +>>634442467 +name? +--- 634442809 +>>634424297 +>/v/ tries to TORtanic RE3 +>fails +Ackchyually, /v/ was only sub-human place that tried to defend that shit and shill it because everyone outside of /v/ was making fun of it for being unfished and janky as fuck. +--- 634442843 +>>634442747 +https://www.xvideos.com/models/princessdust +--- 634443005 +>>634411923 +VGH..... +--- 634443065 +>>634409219 (OP) +You can have both tho +--- 634443071 +>>634410856 +SEXXXXOOOOO +--- 634443203 +>>634409219 (OP) +I miss scene fashion. +--- 634443263 +>>634423690 +If they were gonna remake Ashley and make her scene, this is how she should've looked +--- 634443315 +>>634427826 +tfw no Sadako emo gf +--- 634443428 +>>634409219 (OP) +>>634410312 +What else even needs to be said? +--- 634443667 +>>634428798 +bring this back please god +--- 634443984 +>>634434621 +She's 40? Damn some girls really do stay hot +--- 634444083 +>>634443984 +Some do get lucky. +--- 634444413 +>>634444083 +In another 10-20 years kids will look back at scene girls from 2002 and wonder why teens back then looked so much older + +It would have been nice if Leon got a similar cringe outfit of the era +--- 634444658 +>>634410312 +Op btfo +--- 634444940 +>>634427826 +>Dated a goth hispanic girl who was actually into skinny nerds +God I miss her sometimes. +--- 634445438 +>14 and have goth gf +>she has snake bites and kisses me +>see pokemon movie in theater +>we talk about dumb shit and its natural +>first hug, kiss, sex, love i ever had +>dad makes fun of her +>brother makes fun of her +>get made fun of because i was dating a goth girl +>blow her off +>she messages me a few months later +>i respond with a mlp drawing +>she says "cool... do you want to hang out sometime" +>i say im busy +i have never dated a woman since then and i regret everything +--- 634446249 +>>634429004 +damn Ke$ha is pretty hot. I guess I’ve gone her entire existence without really looking to see what she looked like +--- 634446365 +>>634425064 +M-Mommy... +--- 634446461 +>>634445438 +Idiot. +--- 634446557 +>>634445438 +>you broke up with a good partner because you wanted to look cool for people who never gave a shit about you +>instead of just ghosting her like a normal asshole, you sent her a cartoon horse you've jacked off to first +--- 634446604 +>>634445438 +>dumping a girl because your mates make fun of you +I relate too much to this post. +--- 634447226 +>>634410856 +IMPREGNATE +--- 634447364 +>>634409219 (OP) +COOOOOOME BREAK ME DOOOOOOOOWN + +BURY ME BURY ME + +IIIII AM FINISHED WITH YOUUUUUUU +--- 634447649 +>>634423584 +Same… :( +--- 634447696 +>>634445438 +>respond with a MLP drawing +you were already on the way out +probably going to get cucked by her anyways and turn into a troon +--- 634447895 +>>634426231 +She looks like a mean word and a gust of wind would crumple her into dust. + +I would hit it btw. +--- 634448272 +>>634447827 +--- 634448445 +>>634429808 +You will always be a product of the time you experienced youth. In 10 years, you’ll be thirsting over dumb, snooty, bitches twerking in jeggings and wearing too much caked-on makeup. + +Or then again, maybe you won’t, because that shit is fucking awful no matter what generation you’re in. +--- 634448879 +>>634430831 +She looks a lot better. I was big into scene girls back when they were actually relevant and while the clothing style is still attractive to me I can't stand the hairstyles. They look so bad and I'm embarrassed that I used to do my hair like that. +--- 634448916 +>>634434621 +>>634435041 +Where do you even find women like this? +--- 634448982 +>>634447895 +Yep, looks like the kind of person you can actually call fragile. +--- 634449107 +>>634410856 +The correct amount of chubbyness +--- 634449154 +>>634448916 +Try your look if MCR does another reunion concert. +--- 634449192 +>>634445438 +You fucking moron +--- 634449249 +>>634449154 +*luck +--- 634449459 +>>634448879 +Wearing that hair as a guy? Yeah cringe, but it’s still hot on women, idc what anybody says. +--- 634449629 +>>634445438 +>Leaving a girl because of other peoples opinions +I did the same mistake when I was 23 to a girl who was treating better than anyone ever will, to the point of helping me with any money situation I fell in. +Now I'm 27 with falling hair and hoping to just die already while she got with someone else quickly and are now still together while she is moving up in life +--- 634449656 +>>634409219 (OP) +>Game takes place in 2004 + +GIVE ME MY FUCKING SCENE GIRLS GOD DAMNIT +--- 634449759 +>>634447827 +nothing changed retro games were always plebbit +--- 634449760 +>>634449459 +Looking the part was the simplest way to get rawrtard pussy. +--- 634449883 +>>634448272 +>>634447827 +Hot. +--- 634449902 +>>634410856 +--- 634450016 +>>634449902 +mod? +--- 634450347 +>>634409219 (OP) +Be the change you want to be. +--- 634450390 +>>634449656 +Okay. +--- 634451090 +>>634450390 +Tummy +--- 634451420 +>this entire thread +--- 634451663 +>>634427826 +>Sarah +Such a red flag name, Sarahs are always a little unhinged at their most stable +--- 634451706 +>>634451420 +What's wrong, Anon? +--- 634451786 +>>634451420 +ryan gosling kind of looks like a homosexual +--- 634451941 +>in my mid 20's +>just as my balls were dropping, scene chicks disappeared +>been wanting a scene gf ever since but they're gone +It's not fair. It's not fucking fair. +--- 634451972 +>>634447696 +she actually would watch it with me. +theyll look over stuff like that when youre tall +--- 634452304 +>>634451941 +Hey, this one's 24. +They aren't totally extinct. +--- 634453121 +>>634452304 +Are there scene girls who would date a guy who’s balding? I’m fit and actually not bad looking otherwise. +--- 634453363 +>>634453121 +Depends on whether you can at least grow a beard. +--- 634453750 +>>634453363 +Easily. Though I refuse to get piercings. Tattoos are a maybe, but I pick what they are. +--- 634453828 +Fuck RE4, it's story time +>Be working in kitchen as cook +>Scene/goth-esque waitress +>On the bigger side, but it wasn't gross, in fact kinda cute +>Chat up with her +>She says she's having trouble with her boyfriend +>He keeps accusing her of cheating, lying, and gets mad she won't commit +>Cheer her up with funny stories +>We eat lunch together all the time, I personally make her food +>Talk about French cuisine (we both descend from French) +>She tells me she wishes he was as sweet as me +>Says if she was gunna cheat it would be with me +>Asks for advice +>Tell her if I was her bf and felt the same, simply getting knocked up would prove to me she's committed +>Next week she tells me she's preggers +>Other cooks look at me with the saddest look +>One of them told me she totally wanted me, but I basically fixed the relationship +>She quits to have the child +>Messages me last week (this is 6 years later) thanking me again +>Says the relationship has been absolutely fixed, and without me she would not ever be happy again +I almost had my big tiddy goth gf... But it's probably better this way, I've since failed at life. Same dead end job, making barely enough to get by. Wouldn't be able to give her the stay-at-home mom life she wanted. +--- 634454042 +>>634410856 +She is BEGGING ME TO PLANT MY SEED IN HER FERTILE SOIL AÁAAAAUGH I NEED TO BREED HER SO BADLY +--- 634454682 +>>634410856 +--- 634454768 +>>634453828 +kinoa +--- 634455103 +>>634430831 +source? +--- 634455121 +>>634453828 +You poor bastard. But oh well, Anon. The past is the past. Find your goth gf now and don’t discount yourself. You never know how experiences will change you and life takes shape. Have faith in yourself and be present in your own life. +--- 634455351 +>>634410856 +Please… I need to know the sauce. I won’t even jerk off, I just want to see more pictures of her so I can imagine myself as her boyfriend. +--- 634455584 +>>634410312 +BASED BEYOND BELIEVE +Captcha: NIGGER +--- 634455796 +>>634409219 (OP) +YOU WILL NEVER GET PUSSY FROM A GIRL WITH A GIR BACKPACK AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHH +--- 634455827 +>>634410856 +>"hurr durr just the right amount of chubby" +society accepting fat bitches like this is why girls don't walk around with exposed midriff anymore +--- 634455887 +>>634409219 (OP) +This costume makes me wish scene girls made a comeback, but also sad knowing that even if it did, it would be taken over by egirls. +--- 634456250 +>>634410856 +>>634423690 +Holy sexo +--- 634456317 +>>634455351 +Me too man, me too +--- 634456821 +I need a scene gf so bad bros +--- 634457125 +>>634410312 +/thread +--- 634457506 +>>634455796 +FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK +--- 634457641 +>>634455887 +This. Modern girls are too vapid and mean to be proper scene girls. I remember when I was in school, all the scene, emo, and goth girls were always so nice (and hot!!!) +--- 634457741 +>>634453828 +If she was pregnant the next week, she was pregnant that day she talked to you. +--- 634457835 +>>634409219 (OP) +99% of the people making art for re characters are gays or women who like masturbating to gay dudes. You weren't getting good porn of her no matter what. +--- 634458037 +>>634410312 +fpbp +anon, go get yourself a megapint. dont worry. drinks on me +--- 634458215 +>>634411005 +>>634414691 +>>634423690 +>>634424548 +>>634425231 +>>634437682 +>>634449107 +>>634455827 + + +i know right +--- 634458338 +>>634410312 +based post +--- 634458484 +>just read a thread where fpbp was the remake is better than the original +>this thread is fpbp is the remake is worse than the original +Original and remake confirmed equal, thanks for playing /v/ +--- 634460554 +>>634458637 +>Perfect woman +She really is +--- 634461141 +Choose. NOW. +--- 634461243 +>>634410312 +fippy bippy +--- 634461250 +lmao @ this thread + +i used to be a scene kid back in the 2000's and would post retarded selfies of myself on 4chan. i ran through a bunch of these girls back in the day. even met some punk chick off /r9k/ on a random sunday afternoon. wild times. + +pic related btw. i miss stickam and being a teenager +--- 634461658 +>>634447827 +>>634448272 +i need her +--- 634461895 +>>634461141 +second last +--- 634461979 +>>634461250 +awesome. i envy you +--- 634462243 +>>634449629 +>>634445438 +>>634446604 +At least you niggas didn't try to kiss and grope a female friend your brother kept insisting was into you. +She was the only friend i've ever had and she was a lesbo too, i don't know why the fuck i believed him +--- 634462486 +>>634461141 +Bottom left. +--- 634462539 +I like og Ashley more and by og Ashley I mean Sherry +--- 634462724 +>>634410856 +That belly looks gropable. I wonder if she's into belly inflation? +--- 634463012 +>>634410856 +SEEEEEEEX +--- 634463701 +WELL DON'T WALK STRAIGHT, I'M NOT LIKE THEE-EEMM, TO FOOL THEM IN, MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, MAKE A SOUND,FAKE IT ENOUGH, WHAT MADE YOU SO SCARED? + +MAYBE YOU'RE MISTAKEN FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES +--- 634464164 +>>634461141 +Neither. I chose this one. +I used to be in love with the girl in this photo when I was a kid. I'm surprised I was able to find it. +--- 634464363 +The early thousands warped tours were fucking kino and you snot nosed fucking zoomers with NEVER experience it. I saw MCR and Paramore play their first Warped before they hit it big. +--- 634464553 +>>634462539 +I fucking hated how Jake didn't have sex with Sherry in China. This punk bitch ass is trying to act all M'lady gentleman fedora tipper with him covering his eyes and telling her to dress up. Bitch. LOOK. AT. HER. It's obvious that she wants it. Stop acting like a beta light novel protagonist. +--- 634464709 +Got to chill with Sonny Moore, me and me him fucking screamed the chorus of "Ride The Wings Of Pestilence" together when they played it, saw me in the front row. +--- 634464904 +Good times, but time passes and you grow up. But the nastolgia is alright in small doses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJokI__-A8w&ab_channel=somethingidk [Embed] +--- 634465020 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du5hoWqnrcE&ab_channel=baileyheintzelman [Embed] +--- 634465131 +>>634465020 +4:50 +do white women really? +--- 634465257 +>>634453750 +so you wouldn't get a tattoo otherwise, but you would consider doing it for a female? +>but i pick what they are +wow, way to take control +--- 634465427 +A nastolgia punch in the face. Was and still is a banger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaFZXbnLjoA&ab_channel=UnderoathVEVO [Embed] +--- 634465656 +>>634410312 +remakebros.. +--- 634465684 +>>634464363 +>these zoomers will never experience getting blown by a hot scene girl behind the Chiodos stage at the wharf warp tour +they go to a joeyy show and watch as the greasy fat fuck walks off stage with the nuwave tiktok scene girl +--- 634465736 +>>634410312 +fpbp +--- 634465774 +>>634411923 +thought that was one of my screenshots for a second, yea that's a good fit +--- 634465971 +for me, it's OG Ashley. +--- 634466169 +Ashley's 2000s scene girl outfit is the only good thing about the Remake +--- 634466189 +>>634464553 +I think it was funny how fucking pointlessly bashful he was. Gap moe. +--- 634466593 +>>634410997 +>>634411146 +late to the party but based + +who /LoveHateHero/ here? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb8Ls3HxB1Q [Embed] +--- 634466765 +How do I kill enemies with the wrecking ball? +--- 634466874 +>>634410856 +@pokkou +@pokkou +@pokkou + +YOU'RE WELCOME NERDS +--- 634466927 +>>634410312 +Fpbp, demake zoomers are subhuman +--- 634467093 +>>634466765 +kite them into the way of Ashley using the wrecking ball +--- 634467430 +>>634464553 +I don't know about a sex scene but he shouldve kept watching her and we shouldve gotten a look at her bare ass +--- 634467684 +>>634410856 +>/v/irgins think this is fat +lmao +--- 634468202 +What kind of guys do these scene whores fuck? +--- 634468421 +>>634410856 +tummy +--- 634468597 +>>634429298 + +Sorry anon, was away from my PC for awhile. Here you go: + +https://www.nexusmods.com/residentevil42023/mods/524 +--- 634468737 +>>634409219 (OP) +Despite all your rage, she still just a rat +--- 634468797 +>>634468597 +what good timing. thank you anon +--- 634469137 +>>634430105 +>>634430483 + +It was really good. Humanized the Bakers and was also fucking off the wall bonkers. Dude had RE CGI movie tier strength and durability. + +Give me a game starting Joe or Hunk with that power fist shit. +--- 634469361 +>>634469137 +Ok but don't be a cocksucker, it's just a dlc +--- 634470197 +I'd literally eat oysters and zinc supplements for a whole two weeks and load a hot burst inside all these fucking sluts +--- 634470490 +>>634423690 +please! i need a name! +--- 634470661 +>>634427826 +>buy me cheesecake! +she's 400 pounds, isn't she +--- 634470704 +>>634461141 +bottom left easy. has the look but isn't super gaudy, probably actually has a bearable personality +--- 634470781 +>>634461141 +1 is the top of the list for me, 4 and 7 are good too +--- 634470821 +>>634464709 +>>634464904 +>>634465427 +classic +--- 634470846 +>>634451420 +I know right? God I miss this era, The look was only half of it, at least for me in my high school all the girls I knew like this were cool and approachable. +--- 634471649 +>>634423690 +>no waist +eugh +--- 634471853 +>>634461141 +9 and 10 for me. +--- 634471985 +>>634465774 +>HUNK mod +>Red hair scene Ashley +Are you me? +--- 634471991 +>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! +DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! +--- 634472084 +>>634449629 +>>634445438 +How does it feel to be the shittier person anon? +Couldn't be me. +--- 634472091 +>>634434621 +would +--- 634472153 +>>634425064 +SOMEONE +MOD IT +PLEASE +--- 634472407 +>>634409219 (OP) +It looks pure shit +--- 634472635 +>>634471991 +I still have girls like this in followers on my old last fm account from late 2000s +I'm surprised it didn't die like myspace +--- 634472698 +>>634451706 +One time my scene ex covered my mouth like this and jerked me off +--- 634473047 +>>634471071 +hot +--- 634473438 +>>634409219 (OP) +i hate you for ever opening your fag mouth +--- 634473545 +>>634410856 +SEXO +--- 634473876 +>>634453828 +Bro move the fuck on that’s one woman out of trillions +--- 634474150 +>>634427826 +no 22 year-old girl in 2023 is a legitimate scene girl +--- 634474310 +>>634410312 +based fpbp +--- 634474589 +I did not care for scene girls +--- 634475232 +>>634465257 +Well, I’ve been thinking about getting one anyways. I mean it more along the lines of getting tatted to get girls, not at some girl’s request. Lol +--- 634475396 +>>634470197 +Same. +--- 634477029 +>>634474589 +whats wrong with your dick +--- 634477951 +Scene girls disgust me, knowing what they became. +You are all living in a delusion, scene girls were awful people, usually had incredible amounts of BPD and turned into the most stereotypical screeching blue hair SJWs during the Obama-Era. +Nasty whores who created a whole generation of pussywhipped plastic wearing ironic faggots who throw away anything for a slight taste of female attention. +There's a good reason they died out. +--- 634478643 +>>634471985 +Maybe +I'm proud of Hunk and the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic +--- 634479206 +>>634470704 +Bottom left is Alyssa Bustamante, she's a psychopath doing lifetime because she murdered an 8 year old girl for the thrill of it. +--- 634480003 +>>634479206 +Lmao +--- 634480787 +>>634410856 +FERTILE +--- 634481065 +>>634444940 +I miss my hispanic goth gf too, anon. She got married and lives in a massive house with her husband and I'm reminded that I'm a massive loser and hasn't done anything with my life in the last 6 years. Video games. +--- 634482395 +>>634481065 +You can't erase your love for her and she might always be the one who got away but all you can do is move forward and it's never too late for that. +--- 634483716 +>>634479206 +>>634470704 +>>634462486 +Here's your not-too-gaudy scene girl, bro. +--- 634483773 +>>634477951 +Dude, there were too many chicks into that shit to pin point a place where they all went to. +Hell, most just became normalfags. +2B's english VA for example was a scene girl. +--- 634483823 +>>634409219 (OP) +Meowshly... NYES! +--- 634484258 +>>634483773 +soul vs soulless +--- 634484283 +>>634483773 +>2B's english VA for example was a scene girl. +wat +--- 634484302 +>>634410312 +Fucking based + +Zoomers all get the rope +--- 634484421 +>>634484283 +Pic related, it's Kira Buckland. +--- 634485659 +>>634451786 +well, he is literally you +--- 634485791 +>>634410312 +holy fucking based +--- 634485883 +>>634461141 +3rd, 7th and 9th are the same girl, dude. +--- 634486242 +>>634461250 +Did you really just dress up like that for this thread? +--- 634486820 +>>634467684 +I think it's not fat enough. +--- 634488662 +>>634410312 +seethe +--- 634488732 +>>634461141 +2nd, i wanna envision her aroma +--- 634488836 +>>634488732 +She has an xvideos channel. +--- 634488857 +>>634458637 +jesus fucking fuck +--- 634489309 +>>634410856 +Bros imagine meeting her at a rave, she starts grinding up on you and rubbing her ass against your cock, tells you hey I got 2 pills of Ecstasy let’s meet up after. You meet her at her hotel where you both pop the pills. 15 minutes go by your listening to music in the dark with glow stick necklaces and glow in the dark paint on your bodies. You start to fell the E hit, your entire body feels like ecstasy. You start making out and it’s like lightning from your lips throughout your body. She gets on her knees and starts sucking your dick, it literally feels like heaven every lick feels like it could make you cum….. god I miss Ecstasy and rave girls. +--- 634489329 +>>634410856 +GOD Imagine slapping that slightly pudgy tummy until it turns a bright raspberry pink +--- 634489728 +>>634410856 +>not one person has pointed out the vidya posters in the back + +Based scene girl +--- 634489769 +>>634409219 (OP) +Wait a minute that isn't Heather Mason... +--- 634490435 +>>634489728 +Some of them were into vidya back then, mostly Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts. +My current gf was an emo back then, and I got laid with her because she wanted to play DMC3 and I was the only one with a PS3 in the classroom, so I invited her over. +--- 634490570 +Haha porn/fetish thread that's thinly veiled as having something to do with video games, now that's epic. +--- 634491247 +>>634490435 +Story time anon +--- 634491286 +>>634410312 +--- 634491313 +>>634488836 +uhhh link it? +--- 634491373 +>>634491313 +https://www.xvideos.com/models/princessdust +Hasn't posted vids in like 10 years though. +And yes, it's her, she used to have a video with the zombie shirt from that pic. +--- 634491534 +When scenegirls were a thing everyone hated the trend, just how everyone hate egirl/gamergirls with the ahegao faces and shit now. Most of /v/ was probably 14 years old when scene/emogirls were big. +--- 634491714 +>>634410312 +Based post of the week +--- 634491830 +>>634491534 +shut the fuck up and go capture an actual image and not a grainy fucking reshared, copied, and mobile uploaded blotchy shit image and quit being a faggot +--- 634491927 +>>634467684 +Yes, the absolute state of things is absolutely fucked and most people are even fatter than that, I know. +--- 634491990 +>>634479206 +>>634483716 +I could have saved her........ +--- 634492092 +>>634491247 +Not sure what to say, there wasn't much to it. +>class was split in pairs +>teacher put us together +>pretty cute, had black hair with some red and blue highlights back then +>she was the more edgy type, would constantly show me the random drawings she made on her notebooks, usually emo anthro cats covered in blood or killing someone +>she started bringing a PSP to class, so we started talking about vidya +>mentioned she wanted to play some PS3 games but her parents wouldn't buy it because it was too expensive +>invite her over since I had already fallen for her by then +>first time I brought her we had a blast, not much happened, just having fun playing DMC3 by turns +>second time she just kept letting me play and just rest her head on my shoulder +>pretty nervous since I didn't know what to do, pause the game and ask her if she wants to play +>she just shoves her tongue into my mouth +>spend the rest of the evening making out, horny as fuck but we decide to stop there +>lost my virginity with her next time I invited her over +That's pretty much it, been with her ever since. +She doesn't dye her hair anymore (she's natural blonde) but she still kinda shapes her hair with the side-bang thing, just nothing too out there since apparently all the hair dye and hair spray from back then really damaged her hair and took years for it to recover. +--- 634492141 +>>634491990 +No you couldn't. +--- 634492229 +Ashley was made for hugs and kisses. +--- 634492306 +>>634409219 (OP) +this entire thread is setting up for someone to post that old ass webm of the emo scene girl eating a mouse whole +--- 634492435 +Post outfits you wanna see Ashley and Leon in +--- 634492547 +>>634492306 +I know one of a chick who posted herself in /b/ eating a mouse with a cat facepaint, but she didn't look scene at all. +--- 634492618 +the emo/goth/scene girl look is overrated. they always try too hard over accessorizing and shit to stand out then end up looking like a jrpg character. the real ghastly goddesses are the pale girls who understand color contrast with dark clothes/hair +--- 634492729 +>>634492618 +>end up looking like a jrpg character. +But that's the appeal. +--- 634492943 +>>634491830 +>has never played a PS1 game in his life +I'm sorry, the footage you see in your precious eceleb streams is from an emulator that runs on a modern HD resolution, the original PS1 wasn't like that, sorry to burst your lil' zoomer bubble. +--- 634493036 +>>634491830 +> reshared, copied, and mobile uploaded blotchy shit image +Anon... That's how games used to look like when your daddy and mommy were still trying to figure out what their wee wee and pee pee are for. +--- 634493136 +>>634490910 +Kill yourself. +--- 634493434 +>>634410856 +>scene girl was into me in highschool +>just wanted to play vidya so blew off her invitations to hang out +Wish I could go back in time and beat myself up. All my friends would tell me how much she liked me and I'd just say nah im playin vidya today. +--- 634493790 +>>634493036 +>LCD vs CRT +--- 634493894 +>>634493704 +Listen to this. One time she kissed me and asked me to hang out but I said I couldn't cause I was busy. I went home and played counterstrike all day +--- 634494003 +>>634493894 +>he kissed me and asked me to hang out but I said I couldn't cause I was busy +That's full blown autism bro, anyone would take the chance to bang anyone but the ugliest of landwhales when they are teens. +--- 634494073 +>>634494003 +I just wanted to hang out with my bros on the cs server man...My dick didn't activate till later. +--- 634494536 +>>634466874 +I kneel, thank you +--- 634495314 +>>634493894 +>>634494073 +This was me to a T in 10th grade. Scene girl into me, ignore her to play cs. It's painful how stupid I was, she was a knockout and since we met and hung out in last period gym I just wanted to leave school and get to my cs team to start scrimming and shit. Dumbass stupid retards the both of us. +--- 634495419 +>>634410312 +HOLY BASED +--- 634495801 +>>634466169 +Just needs longer hair. +--- 634495936 +>>634410312 +Mass replying to a singular post is the most reddit shit ever, might as well post it on /r/4chan, Complain about the remake all you want, it isn't going to stop Capcom from getting more money. can't wait for RE5 remake +--- 634496096 +>>634477951 +Modern woke cultists and sjws were never scene. It was just a trend. Kind of like your hormone replacement "therapy" is also just a trend. Would you like a lobotomy my good sir? +--- 634496370 +>>634477951 +They will hate you because you spoke the truth +--- 634496456 +>>634496370 +>>634477951 +The scenesters that became SJWs are those that followed the scene > hipster pipeline. +Most just grew up and became normies. +And a very small percentage was mentally ill enough to keep dressing up like that to this day. +--- 634497437 +>>634461141 +6 or danger hair 9. Girls who like Gir can't be bad, I refuse to believe it. +--- 634497578 +>>634497437 +6th is Alyssa Bustamante. She wrote this in her diary. +--- 634497743 +>>634497578 +I can fix her. +--- 634497862 +>>634497743 +She would literally slice your neck just for fun, Anon. +--- 634497889 +>>634497862 +I'm sure it's just a phase. +--- 634498634 +Stop liking randumb women. +--- 634498754 +>>634461141 +2nd from the right, bottom row. Need. +>>634485883 +Whats her name?? +--- 634498802 +>>634497862 +>Department of Corrections +--- 634498885 +>>634498754 +No idea, but she must have been super popular back in the day because like half of all scene girl pics you can find on the internet are hers. +--- 634498936 +>>634498885 +>>634498754 +Here's a pic of her without makeup. +--- 634498958 +>>634464553 +NO WAY FAG +--- 634499076 +Here's your scene chicks, bro. +--- 634499138 +>>634498885 +reverse image search can't find it either. It's so sad how dead and gone true emo/scene is. +--- 634499372 +>>634411923 +>>634465774 +never could get into that band, they're not heavy enough +--- 634499812 +>>634499138 +Blame that on Myspace for accidentally wiping out their database around 2011. +--- 634501003 +>>634499076 +Gay +--- 634501215 +>>634483773 +Imagine the grip… +--- 634501348 +Stop liking mentally ill chicks. +--- 634501370 +>>634458637 +GOD +--- 634501406 +>>634410312 +Remake sissies... +--- 634501470 +>>634493704 +Who is she though? Nobody wants to give the sauce. +--- 634501541 +>>634501470 +Pokkou on tiktok. +--- 634501606 +>>634499076 +Nice +--- 634501691 +>>634501348 +>mentally ill men find mentally ill women attractive +Say it ain't so. +--- 634501746 +Why did they make her look like some random cosplayer. +--- 634501758 +She's streaming right now +https://youtu.be/Ek-28fHnjn0 [Embed] +--- 634501937 +>>634445438 +>>634446604 +>>634449629 +Why the FUCK did you pay any attention to what other people thought? Are they the ones going through your feelings? No. You are. So do what you feel is right. +--- 634502016 +>>634410312 +trump just gained reelection victory and tranny suicide rates have increased by 10% because of this post +--- 634502136 +>>634501937 +Too late mate. I've literally been thinking about her every single day since we broke up. every fucking day for 4 years almost. sometimes I have dreams where we just walk in a street and chat and that was the only time in 4 years that I didn't feel sadness and regret inside. My only hope is that everyone dies so I won't have to feel this forever at least +--- 634502196 +>>634501937 +Peer pressure it's a hell of a thing. +It's easier to say now that your high school era is over, but when you are a teenage dude it's not that clear what's best for you. +--- 634502206 +>>634502136 +That's not healthy anon. Let her go. You're at a different stage in your life now, accept you can't rewind time. +--- 634502520 +>>634502196 +>>634502136 +I've never felt any pressure based on peers. I'm perfectly fine telling everyone I know they're wrong. Maybe I'm just different. Anyway anon, no sense beating yourself up over it, a great man is one who leads a life of overcoming his struggles and forging himself into someone better. Have a quote from the inspo folder. +--- 634503912 +>>634462243 +>she was a lesbo too +should've gone further than to kiss and grope her +--- 634504338 +>>634495801 +Every single girl under the sun looks a million times better with short hair. It's a natural rule of the universe. +--- 634504608 +>>634504338 +Wrong. +--- 634504881 +>>634504338 +Right. +--- 634505063 +>>634504608 +He's right, short hair on women is 10/10 as long as it's not some dyke cut. Long hair can be good too but short hair is so good. +--- 634505394 +>>634496456 +>Most just grew up and became normies +and normies are in lockstep agreement with every single SJW demand so whats the difference? +--- 634505462 +>>634505394 +Normies don't give a shit, they don't even go to vote. +And no, the mentally ill clowns on Twitter screencaps you post around here are not normal, they are just as mentally ill as this place. +--- 634505818 +>>634505462 +if you still believe this after summer 2020 i dont know what to tell you. +the average american outright supports trannies, drag queens, and hating white people. +--- 634505885 +>ywn be surrounded by scene girls watching utterly abysmal deathcore bands in a rural VFW hall again +--- 634505923 +>>634409219 (OP) +Why do people keep drawing her as a mouse anyway? +--- 634506032 +>>634410312 +gigachad +--- 634506043 +>>634505818 +Who cares about americans, there's not a single normalfag in that entire country, just different flavors of BPD. +--- 634506217 +>>634505885 +>utterly abysmal deathcore bands +your post would have been good if you kept your shitty opinions to yourself. +--- 634506393 +This is one of the best threads in the history of /v/ +--- 634506535 +>>634506393 +Cute. +--- 634506606 +>>634506217 +I just could not get into that stuff. call it cool guy syndrome or whatever but I was already listening to "real" death metal bands and could not get down with swoopy haired dudes playing breakdowns. won't deny that it was fun though +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvML70wc7WQ [Embed] +--- 634507630 +>>634506393 +Who is this qt? +--- 634507935 +>>634427826 +>54km away +I'm safe...for now. diff --git a/v/634421789.txt b/v/634421789.txt index 614c34edea478b198f6e5da9f3a17edd7f7bd26a..ffbf95353a97d1acd4c3609b9d8bac682a517a05 100644 --- a/v/634421789.txt +++ b/v/634421789.txt @@ -1199,8 +1199,287 @@ because she's so adorable >Sheena treats Bluette like a baby Very cute, she would def make a really good mom or at least be very interested in being one. Just hope Britz is up to the task of being a father to many babies. ---- 634469798 -Watch kpop! --- 634469893 >>634469798 more like kpoop +--- 634470836 +I work on a logistics/CS office, if we didn't have ping pong and badminton during our breaks/lunch and free food on Fridays we would go crazy. Jobs are shitty as they are, why would you want them to be even worse. Go and try working on a fucking mine or as a waiter on a big restaurant in peak season if you love "hard work" so much. So many of you have either never had to work or are happy being trampled by The Man's boot and it shows. +--- 634470848 +>>634421789 (OP) +>CyberConnect2 +OH N... +>Montreal +Oh, OK. +--- 634470853 +>Make his renegade skills super good +>Make his paragon skills shit + +What did CC2 mean by this? Do they WANT people to be evil? +--- 634471084 +>>634431353 +I wish. There's hardly anything of Mia. +--- 634471094 +>>634470853 +maybe they get better later +--- 634471321 +>>634470853 +he's the oldest +--- 634471631 +>>634421789 (OP) +Cyberconnect2 hada western studio +--- 634472438 +kiku~ +--- 634472581 +>>634472438 +underrated character +--- 634473572 +>>634452972 +she suffers a terrible accident +--- 634473695 +>>634430270 +I have an twitter artist account of nothing but furry porn. + +CyberConnect2 follows it, I shit you not. +--- 634474085 +>>634473695 +they sound pretty based +--- 634474305 +>>634472581 +best imouto +--- 634474970 +>>634474305 +Flat a door though. +I should draw her one day with a butt at the least. +--- 634474991 +Good. +Yiff in hell, degenerates. +--- 634475786 +>>634473695 +i like how unapologetically horny they are and they will like anything even if its overtly horny. I just wish they would age up their characters so we can get tons of hot anthro women characters instead of a bunch of underages +--- 634476598 +>>634475786 +>I just wish they would age up their characters +but that would make them unsexy +--- 634476938 +>>634474970 +its canon that she's flat with a nice ass +the perfect body type +--- 634477148 +>>634476938 +All the more reason for me to draw her then. +--- 634477547 +>>634477148 +actually she has slightly more perk than Elh does +Elh is a washboard, Chocolat is smaller A-cup +--- 634478580 +>>634421789 (OP) +>>634421862 +>>634422316 +>>634423481 +>>634423601 +>>634428267 +They are closing only the montreal studio they opened in 2016, apparently they didn't manage to make anything good or wasn't worth investing the money to maintain it. + +Reminder that cyberconnect2 is a japanese studio located in fukoaka(japan), they will continue to make update their games like usual, they're just leaving Canada +--- 634478686 +>>634478580 +To make or update* + +Also sauce +https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/anime-game-dev-cyberconnect2-will-close-its-montreal-studio-in-july +--- 634479870 +just woke up, what the fuck is happening? does this affect Fuga 2 and 3? +please don't tell me Fuga is over +--- 634479942 +>>634479870 +no Fuga is safe. its just the Canadian studio thats shutting down +--- 634480221 +>>634479942 +oh I didn't even know cc2 had a studio outside japan, I just hope the closing of this outer studio isn't foreshadowing the possible shutdown of cc2 as a whole +I like this hotdog btw +--- 634480265 +>>634480221 +we all do +--- 634480889 +>>634480265 +>>634480221 +based Flam enjoyer +--- 634481739 +Watching /v/ talk about jobs and the workplace is one of the most embarrassing parts of this board +--- 634481826 +>>634422316 + +You're a no-fun allowed nigger. That sounds comfy. +--- 634482000 +where my Muscat bros at +--- 634482116 +>>634421789 (OP) +What the fuck is the point of these western branches of Japanese game companies, In Redmond WA alone were Square, Irem, and Nintendo Software Technology, the former made Secret of Evermore which was fucking horrible and the latter two did jack shit. Westerners can't develop games. +--- 634482139 +>>634459591 +https://nichegamer.com/fuga-melodies-of-steel-director-leaves/ +--- 634482273 +>>634421789 (OP) +>Make a game +>It barely sells +>Use the last of your money making a sequel to it +Business IQ over 300 +--- 634482347 +>>634433336 +>The reason there's so many Video game studios here is because Ubisoft Montreal's success with their older games +No, they open there because your workers are brainless cucks who work for peanuts. The games industry is already a slave factory paying absolute dogshit yet somehow Montreal managed to stand above by paying even less. +--- 634482459 +>>634482000 +they prefer flam's hotness over muse's calm demeanor +--- 634482487 +S +All japanese developers should distance themselves from western cancer +--- 634482880 +>>634482459 +Flam just had way more chances to really express herself and that made her more endearing. For Fuga 2 I really hope they use Vanilla and her being sisters as a way to get more Muscat interactions. Despite being really calm and collected in 1 they seem to at least be playing up her emotions more in 2, even showing us this really cute expression of her being playful with her sister. Muscat is nice but Flam just had so many more opportunities to win my heart. +--- 634482998 +>>634482880 +oh they will. she will shine +--- 634483009 +>>634448824 +I was forced to share a beer just once a week with my coworkers and I wanted to kill myself every single minute of it +--- 634483317 +>>634445350 +>wfh will be abolished soon, jew needs his money +Keeping large offices is a big expense that a lot of companies legitimately don't need with how simple web conferencing is and how pointless most office jobs actually are +They're making more money by not paying for a whole floor of a building or whatever +--- 634483319 +>>634438131 +the entire screenshot is a redflag, anon, no one self aware can think that can work +--- 634483448 +>>634475786 +>he doesn't jerk off to kemo MILFs and kemocunny +Faggot +--- 634483487 +>>634422316 +I think they wanted to make an anime and gaming club instead of a gaming studio. Breaks are fine but you still need to make games to keep the money rolling in to enjoy such a luxury. +--- 634483614 +>>634422316 +>ywn have Onigiri Fridays +--- 634484632 +>Vanilla's Hero Mode sucks + +Wondeful +--- 634484998 +>>634482139 +please tell me this is was an april fools prank +--- 634485071 +>>634484998 +He never came back so looks like just bad timing looks like he is gone for good. +--- 634485107 +>>634448824 +there's nothing wrong with the activities, what's wrong is they are part of the job +would you like to do all that stuff with coworkers? Furry, canadian, coworkers? +--- 634485189 +>>634422316 +Could've been worse, at least they didn't used colored people or lgbt as their cover. +--- 634486139 +>>634482139 +>worked on FUGA1, 2, and Kakarot +So not really much was lost. +--- 634486140 +I get that little tail bronx is cc2's pet project but for who specifically? +each of the series had a different dev, artist, directer, etc. and if Yoann Gueritot claims "and I will be waiting for Fuga 3 with excitement as the series’ biggest fan." then why leave the project behind? +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuga%3A_Melodies_of_Steel +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solatorobo:_Red_the_Hunter +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tail_Concerto +--- 634486481 +>>634486140 +>then why leave the project behind? +Given his limited time at CC2, probably doesn't enjoy the game dev life. +--- 634486785 +>>634484632 +Why would they do this? +--- 634487837 +>>634449504 +I am very confused isn't lol and shota illegal in Canada how can they make fuga there wouldn't the pissing scene be considered illegal +--- 634488494 +its an actual video game series, larpfag +--- 634488531 +>>634478580 +>All these Canadian studios +>Closing like flies +Why are the FUCKING LEAFS so bad at designing video games? +--- 634488795 +>>634488531 +Our "Game Design" programs at colleges are infact, fucking useless, as everyone expected. +--- 634491049 +>>634486140 +It’s most likely the passion project of the CEO, Hiroshi Matsuyama. Meaning that as long as the company doesn’t close down, they will always try to expand in the LTB universe. + +>>634485071 +>>634486481 +Yoann took a position at PlatinumGames so I don’t think the guy resents working in the games industry. He may be interested in making more action focused projects compared to Fuga. +--- 634491117 +>>634490652 +you've made dozens of these and have not improved at photo editing one single bit, christ alive m8. +--- 634491438 +>>634483319 +You think the company went under because of typical holiday office parties and watching anime during lunch? +--- 634491536 +>>634448824 +/v/ is full of no-game ideaguys that constantly confuse actual developers with HR and managers. +--- 634493254 +>>634491049 +Is platinum games working on a furry game? +--- 634495141 +>>634449701 +heres one dude in japan, it just looks like a normal office/college environment +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_TxH59MclA [Embed] +--- 634495804 +>>634421789 (OP) +f +--- 634495945 +>>634421789 (OP) +Nothing of value lost as long as the main office keeps making furry games. +--- 634496343 +>>634422316 +>animes +--- 634496439 +>>634421789 (OP) +Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so based! + +leaf pozzed fagget trannies need not touch anything japanese. +--- 634497015 +>>634422316 +You know those gaming companies you briefly saw on short cable TV documentaries where they have pinball machines and their desks are full of memorabilia? This seems like a modern version of that, sounds kind of comfy and a bit fun. +--- 634497303 +> +--- 634498359 +For any Flam frens who are lucky enough to see it. +--- 634498892 +The best +--- 634500401 +>>634497303 +She did nothing wrong. +--- 634500569 +>>634421789 (OP) +They should stop making shitty yiffshit games that do nothing but lose money. +--- 634501373 +>>634493254 +One can only hope +>After Project GG, Kamiya decides to work on a Garo-inspired game to complete his off-brand toku game series +>What sets his game apart from Garo is that the protagonist is a straight up werewolf and not just a dude in a magic metal wolf suit +That or +>Scalebound but for real this time +--- 634501451 +>>634500569 +t. Bandai Namco +--- 634501842 +>>634500569 +Kill yourself Narutard. Your shonenshit manga is terrible +--- 634502993 +>>634421789 (OP) +there was a cc2 montreal? +--- 634505580 +I miss Dot Hack +--- 634506892 +>>634505580 +Same did they ever relase an HD collection +--- 634508037 +> cause I want it diff --git a/v/634424984.txt b/v/634424984.txt index ca236cc43621fd8ad4ba40b2142a2b841602b1c9..290003f6f30e941e1451efeb0811f266fd149e0d 100644 --- a/v/634424984.txt +++ b/v/634424984.txt @@ -529,3 +529,329 @@ couldn't be spammed otherwise should be Pyra logically for me but Mythra activates my neurons and dick why does this happen /v/? +--- 634470616 +>>634470456 +That's basically the gist of it. +--- 634471151 +>>634470456 +Her pettiness is endearing. +--- 634471291 +>>634427089 +Like...coffee with milk? +--- 634471843 +>Pneuma was better than both by a longshot +>instead of being revived at the ending, she gets split into Pyra and Mythra +The lenghts they will go to please the haremshit audience. What a waste of a god-tier design +--- 634471907 +>>634424984 (OP) +I prefer morag +--- 634472730 +>>634428019 +I like Poppi 1 because she is just a goofy adorable naïve child, a little sister you can't help but wanting to keep her happy and innocent. +Poppi 2 is just your typical big titty high schooler in an anime but with a maid as a plus. +Poppi 3 is just typical JRPG fanservice. + +It's like watching your little girl grow up into a slut and you wonder where you went wrong. +--- 634472949 +>>634426551 +You don't understand the greatness of making a bratty and short tempered girl mellow down and learn to trust you +--- 634473064 +Rex! +--- 634473154 +>>634432485 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFG0MxeGZWA [Embed] + +https://youtu.be/e5_cvpWQObs?t=90 [Embed] +--- 634473210 +>>634473154 +That’s not tsundere. That’s mythra being a cunt +--- 634473405 +rex. size difference, massive cock +--- 634473528 +>>634436781 +She +Is +Nicer +Than +Mythra + +>BuT sHe DoEsN't HaVe A pErSoNaLiTy +Myhtra is a bitch, Pyra isn't; that alone makes her better. +--- 634473627 +>>634473528 +so you want the "coddle me and change my diapers for me" waifu, got it. +--- 634476034 +what compels a person to behave this way +--- 634476369 +When will I get more party members in in the first game? +I got blue balled by the girl party member and want somebody similar again. +--- 634476542 +>>634424984 (OP) +>Trad wife or a Stacy +Gee what a difficult choice..... Pyra without a second of hesitation. +--- 634479885 +>>634476369 +you'll get a 3rd party member pretty soon after the event in the starting town, you'll get a similar class to the one who left later on in the game +--- 634481408 +>>634476034 +i dunno, but you can use the images to reverse search the archive for all the threads with content he dislikes. i use it to find all the gay furry porn. you could try searching "gayfur, gaifur, g/fur" and miss half of them, or just find a picture of niko avocado gaping asshole. bam, way more gay furry threads. +--- 634482479 +Honest question: +Do Pyra and Mythra consider Nia as their sister, their sister-in-law, or their wife? +--- 634482542 +>>634482479 +yes? +--- 634482637 +>>634481408 +>>634476034 +oh shit, i just thought of how to make the shitposting WORSE. lmao, im gonna do it later. its so fucking annoying, avaposters just gonna have to copy it +--- 634483020 +>Oh no, the spammer is interfering with our porn spam! +This thread is hilarious. +--- 634483147 +>>634476034 +it's a bot, and there's also a bot that necrobumps all Xenoblade 2 related threads on page 10, so we're witnessing a war between two different bots. +--- 634483182 +>>634482479 +>sister +they don't even consider each other as sisters i think, it's just a translation thing +--- 634483256 +forgot what board i was, whoops +--- 634483464 +>>634483020 +>cado apologist +homosexuality is not tolerated here anon. Not that I see any of the spam since I filtered them on my adblock +--- 634483548 +>>634483020 +thats exactly it +--- 634483837 +>>634483147 +i wonder if the guild wars 2 bot is still a thing. some guy got kicked from the 4chan guild for being too autistic for even a 4chan guild, so he proved them wrong by creating a bot that scrapped random 4chan posts and images and posted them, for YEARS after the fact. +he sure showed them, lmao. + +its also much more annoying, because you have to actually read the post to find out its a bot, because the post will be +>"yeah, then the alternator shit itself and we had to walk the rest of the way" +>picture of a smiling dog + +like, shit, you gotta atleast make it to the word alternator before you know its not relevant. and someone COULD actually be talking about their car, even in a guild wars 2 thread. +--- 634484150 +>634483020 +We don't like soi trannies. Go back to your containment site and ask them to make a /v/ board for you. +--- 634484540 +>>634471843 +>perfect combination of pyra's compassion and mythra's drive +>those rosy cheeks +She was perfect. +--- 634484595 +Nia best girl but if I had to pick between the two I would go with Pyra. She can cook. +--- 634484697 +>>634484536 +Have a girlfriend yet? +--- 634484730 +>>634483147 +how do the bots bump this shit with captcha existing? thought they get everything ready and then the user manually solves it +--- 634484786 +>>634484536 +>sóy +lol, he's so cucked by the jannies he can't say his favorite buzzword +--- 634485989 +>too scared to spam that picture of him +--- 634486193 +>>634424984 (OP) +yes +--- 634486464 +>>634485989 +it's a spambot anon, I'm sure not even the person who made it is lurking this thread +--- 634488861 +>>634472730 +Nothing went wrong, Tora designed her that way because he wanted a robowaifu +--- 634488867 +>>634424984 (OP) +I choose Nia +--- 634488896 +>>634477915 +How do you fuck this +--- 634489147 +>>634476369 +Sharla will join soon enough, but she is the worst party member in the game. +After a while you get Melia, she is really good if you play as her, but not really when the AI does it. +And finally Fiora rejoins near the second half of the game, she is one of the strongest characters +--- 634490746 +Miyeon! +--- 634491059 +>>634429304 +--- 634491173 +>>634424984 (OP) +Pyra. Both +--- 634491183 +>>634443417 +>I can imagine pyra mythra and nia literally sweating bullets while counting the seconds until he hit 18. +You know there are probably no laws in Alrest preventing them to have sex with him even if he isn't 18 yet, right? +--- 634491312 +>>634424984 (OP) +Mythra is clearly the superior choice +--- 634491679 +>>634473528 +To be honest Mythra is harsh to rex only a couple of times early on, after that she is always pretty nice to him. +--- 634491742 +>>634483020 +>Being a proud faggot /v/ +Hey, you do you, buddy. +--- 634492964 +>>634457057 +Post more of the purple yandere Homura. +--- 634493120 +>>634424984 (OP) +I like them better when taken as one whole person with Pyra and Mythra acting as different "moods" or faces for her, but the ending of the game completely shits on that interpretation by actually splitting them up. It's actually hard for me to decide which i like more since i like both of them, but in general i think Pyra is the sexier of the two. +--- 634493282 +>>634493120 +What makes you think anything changed aside from them no longer occupying the same point in space? +--- 634493496 +>>634493282 +Them not occupying the same point in space is kind of a big deal, unless you think they can still switch places with each other at will and share thoughts or something? They literally become "Separate" people when you well, separate them. +--- 634493532 +>>634493496 +They still share a full core crystal. +--- 634493652 +This thread is a testament to the autism of Xenoblade 2's waifufags. + +Even with the threads being attacked for almost an entire day of spam, they'll still stick it out and have their circlejerk. +It's inspiring. +--- 634493690 +>>634424984 (OP) +I will tolerate Pyra and Mythra as long as I can fuck Rex +--- 634493917 +>>634493652 +I just want a place to talk about Xenoblade. +This is still better than fucking vg and any other website. +--- 634494198 +>>634493690 +we know Nia. +--- 634495185 +>>634494198 +>Tolerate +Pyra and Mythra are a bonus. +>Captcha:T4GAYA +--- 634495535 +>>634495185 +I liked how they casually threw heavy foreshadowing in this scene, of all things. +Also Nia was 100% seething about how hot Mythra looks. +--- 634496470 +>>634472949 +>You don't understand the greatness of making a bratty and short tempered girl mellow down and learn to trust you +Yeah cuz I'm not a bitch. You'd let a girl kick you out of your own bed lmfao +--- 634497071 +I want to marry Mio +--- 634497491 +>>634456487 +Not sure if it's a girl or a boy doing a crossplay. +--- 634498420 +holy shit this thread is still up after i went to sleep +thanks cado spammer +--- 634498927 +>>634484540 +Don't forget the ponytail +--- 634499084 +>>634499056 +--- 634500824 +Pyra is unironically too heckin cute. +--- 634500852 +>>634500824 +Just let it die +--- 634501083 +>>634443169 +>>634443417 +>Pyra probably Uuooohh'd about Rex +Funny. +--- 634501324 +>>634424984 (OP) +Rex is wise, and knows that "both" is the answer. +Though if i had to choose i'd go with Mythra. +--- 634501587 +>>634497071 +Shut up Noah and find me something meatier already. +--- 634501597 +>>634473627 +so you want the "utter bitch and a cunt that probably gonna cuck me" waifu, got it +--- 634502046 +>>634491679 +This, she's way more dere than tsun. She's just rash to him for what, 2min30 of screentime at the end of chapter 3 and during chapter 4. After than, she's completely normal, if not completely over Rex. Basically, she's a woman. A perfectly normal specimen, at that. +--- 634502086 +Based 'cado poster +--- 634503759 +this thread distracts the cado spammer so the other coomer threads can live +--- 634503834 +>>634424984 (OP) +Haven't played this dogshit but I always thought the red one was hotter desu senpai. +--- 634504251 +>>634424984 (OP) +For my 5th run or so I just finished I’ve decided neither… for party comp anyway +--- 634504928 +I want mythra to pee in my mouth +--- 634505695 +>>634504251 +Based Zeke and Morag enjoyer. +--- 634505882 +>>634505695 +xb2 spent way too much time on rex, pyra, nia and mythra and ignored the rest of the cast +--- 634506074 +>>634505882 +To be fair that's par for the course with Xenoblade games. Ignoring some party members to go all in on the others. +--- 634506134 +>>634505695 +To be fair I wanted to do a play through without Rex. I should do one as Tora but it’s so frustrating how late he gets QT and especially QTpi +--- 634506239 +Nia > Mythra > Pyra +--- 634506372 +>>634473627 +There will come a time as you get older when all you want is someone to love and take care of you - you won't have the energy or fucks to give about any tsun or haughty nonsense. +--- 634506508 +>>634424984 (OP) +alright, question from someone who won't play the game +who are they, or rather, what are they? i know there's a third girl somehow involved with these two so what's the deal with it? +--- 634506818 +>>634504251 +I can tell you liked doing Volcano combos . +Nice KOS-MOS btw +--- 634506938 +>>634424984 (OP) +I want Pyra and Mythra lesbian sex. +That midget in the middle ruins it. +--- 634507062 +>>634506938 +Go back to /a/ and kill yourself +--- 634507162 +HOW IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE? +--- 634507428 +>>634506938 +BASED +--- 634507441 +>>634506938 +But that's selfcest. The midget in the middle should be Nia. +--- 634507746 +>>634506239 +>Nia +Belongs in the trash can. +--- 634507770 +>>634506508 +They're Blades, artificially created beings born from the resonance between Core Crystals, DNA databanks, and Drivers, humans with "potential". The purpose of Blades is to record the needs and wants of a new breed of humanity to help them further develop and evolve in an effort to repopulate the Earth after a cataclysmic event killed everyone. Moreover, Pyra and Mythra are Aegises, born like their "brother" Malos (the main antagonist of the game) from special Cores that were used to manage the entirety of the Blade system for millennia. + +That means all data recorded by every Core Crystals was sent to them, and it was their purpose to send back new evolutionary code back to the Cores based on analyzed data to further evolve the Blades. Mythra was born of the resonance between the Aegis Core Pneuma and Addam, a prince of the country of Torna. After she accidentally sunk Torna in her fight against Malos, Mythra created Pyra as a coping mechanism, an "alternate self" that could take her place while Mythra hid from her responsibilities and grief. Pyra and Mythra consider each-other as "sisters" and can talk to each-other in their mind-space. +The third form you see them as sometimes IS Pneuma, their "true self" after they fully accept who they are, flaws and all. Pneuma sacrifices herself at the end of the game and Mythra and Pyra are reborn as separate entities from Rex resonating with their dormant Core a second time. +--- 634507931 +>>634424984 (OP) +Pyra is wife material, kind of girl you want to have romantic sex with. +Mythra is just for sex, you want to bend her over a table and fuck her hard pulling her hair and spanking her, once you've cum you can go back and spend time with Pyra cuddling. +--- 634507962 +>>634507770 +Pneuma sacrifices herself at the end of the game and Mythra and Pyra are reborn as separate entities from Rex resonating with their dormant Core a second time +In other words, the writer is a hack. +--- 634507963 +>>634506134 +QTpi isn't really required for story anyway. Use her for challenge mode to get some intense Tora gameplay. +--- 634508019 +>>634506818 +The volcano combos were good early to mid game but after that I just had the whole elemental coverage and I just slapped some random orbs on and murdered bosses with chain attacks +--- 634508030 +>>634507962 (me) +Forgot to greentext. Fuck it. diff --git a/v/634433843.txt b/v/634433843.txt index d2d0586f0886a999b40a01e9afa7c12d653725db..e7f1c962fc3909cc5a21a3a94553f3d66dd9305d 100644 --- a/v/634433843.txt +++ b/v/634433843.txt @@ -521,3 +521,481 @@ nice work. keep it up Requesting Miu wearing the costume on the right, either seducing Shuichi or being abused by Kokichi. --- 634469979 Requesting some thicc Tyrande +--- 634470651 +>>634463554 +Cry more +--- 634470872 +Requesting Melon wearing the dancer's outfit included in the ref. +Make it mint green like her own colors. +--- 634471190 +Requesting Grea wearing either of https://i.imgur.com/A5bwEn2.png, or like https://i.imgur.com/l5Eu6YP.jpg. +A kimono or yukata doesn't sound bad, like https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5945898?q=kimono even if you combine the yukata and a bunnygirl costume together. +--- 634471618 +Requesting Tao having a shower while complaining that Arakune/Black squiggly's slime is hard to wash out of her hair/tail. +--- 634471953 +Requesting Caitlyn dressed as the right pic. +--- 634472028 +requesting lewd, Yuna FFX2. stay on model please +--- 634472032 +taking loli requests +--- 634472120 +>>634472032 +ok groomer +--- 634472167 +>>634472032 +>>634467330 +This please +--- 634473465 +>>634468717 +>Anon +Botfag you mean. +--- 634473549 +>>634468717 +I'm not the op of the thread, but I do love the art, Mr. drawanon. +--- 634473583 +>>634433843 (OP) +>Payed +--- 634473831 +>>634472032 +Carol and Blueberry biting on each others arms, with Blueberry having a chunk missing since he is actually chewable bubblegum. Carol could also be blowing blue gum bubble all smugly in victory. +--- 634473925 +>>634472032 +Requesting Renata with a bigger gun. +--- 634474097 +Etna getting a creampie thrown in her face. +--- 634474263 +>>634474097 +>>634472032 +Woops +--- 634474361 +>>634472032 +Mgq monsterpup doing a sick olli. +--- 634474405 +>>634439991 +--- 634474415 +Requesting Yukari covered in bubbles similar to the album cover on the left. +--- 634474480 +>>634473925 +Give her the BFG Big Froggin Gun +--- 634476000 +Requesting the Valkyries from Clash of Clans symmetrical docking +--- 634476295 +Water, air, or helium? +--- 634476425 +>>634476295 +Cum. +--- 634476676 +>>634476295 +eggs +--- 634476723 +Giant hat +--- 634476883 +>>634472032 +prier using her weapon to satisfy herself +--- 634477358 +Requesting Tandi giving the Vault Dweller some reward sex after he rescued her from the Khan raiders. +--- 634477397 +>>634476295 +Milk. +--- 634477941 +>>634468717 +Very in character for her as shantae can be an airhead. +--- 634478087 +>>634472032 +Anal +--- 634478378 +>>634477397 +So close to perfection. +--- 634478761 +Requesting Artemis from SMT V fucking a guy in the amazon position +Reference: https://files.catbox.moe/h0u2sn.jpg +That other guy's gone right? I can request this and not get called a bot +--- 634478884 +Requesting a goth/emo Maya with the exact opposite personality of her usual 'lets think positive' attitude. +--- 634479070 +Requesting Krile wearing her FFV counterpart's outfit, with her embarrassedly telling an out of shot Tataru that this isn't what she meant by her wanting a new outfit like the other Scions. +--- 634479183 +>>634460378 +>>634471691 +The Jannys have deleted repeatedly all of bot spammers posts except for >>634456023 Why? BECAUSE >>634456023 IS NOT Bot spammer. +--- 634479537 +Requesting this but with Sage from Sonic Frontiers and instead of "Faggot" it says "Pedo" +--- 634479608 +>>634479537 +Oh and probably change "I'm not a Robot" to "I'm not an AI' instead +--- 634479783 +>>634479183 +Botty, I even linked that post in the archive. And it's not the first time. And it was hit in the same wave as the Agent 8 right below it. +Just take your bans. +--- 634479970 +Requesting Airi Ban from Devil Survivor 2 on a swing. +--- 634480432 +>>634479783 +it ain't him. +--- 634480561 +https://files.catbox.moe/bpovgs.png +Decided to just do flat coloring today. +>>634433878 +--- 634480846 +>>634433843 (OP) +Requesting 2B from Nier Automata in an Axel in Harlem meme +--- 634480910 +>>634480561 +mad man +--- 634481005 +requesting monstergirls removing the features that make them monstergirls +--- 634481130 +>>634433878 +dragon butte +fuck drawing wings btw +--- 634481218 +>>634481130 +More like "dragon slutte." +Nice backpussy. +--- 634481260 +>>634481130 +yes! dragoon glutes yes! +--- 634481305 +>>634481218 +Why is Tharja's gf so smug? +--- 634481337 +>>634481130 +You got a page with your stuff? I like your art and the booba +--- 634481424 +Requesting the delete this meme with the Taken from Grim Dawn. +--- 634482104 +Requesting Artemis strapped on the Artemis 1 and launched to the fucking Moon +--- 634482340 +>>634481424 +You just got this deleted this thread a bit early this morning +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634433843/#634444318 +--- 634482428 +>>634433878 +Was playing a Pokemon Emerald randomizer and drew up a couple of things +--- 634482496 +>>634482428 +--- 634482502 +>>634482428 +heh +--- 634482516 +>>634482340 +Because there was a spammer using the same IP to spam everyone's request trying to get them all banned. +--- 634482664 +>>634482496 +Also does anyone have any npc trainer pokemon requests? +--- 634482758 +>>634481337 +i have a twitter and pixiv but there's not a lot of stuff there. most of it is in the booru +just search for novam on it +--- 634482839 +>>634482664 +I really like the delinquent trainer from oras do you think it would be okay to ask for a sexy pinup of her? +--- 634482867 +>>634482664 +hmm probably that veteran trainer from sun & moon. +--- 634482968 +>>634482664 +The NPC Cyclist showing her big fit booty thanks +--- 634483136 +>>634482664 +Skull Grunt my favourite NPC Trainer to date I want to see this hottie in some lewd scene if you are okay with NSFW stuff +--- 634483330 +>>634482664 +Please do the Punk Girl from Pokemon Masters, I fucking love her shark teeth. +--- 634483472 +>>634482664 +Misty watching a single wishiwashi flopping around on land +--- 634483531 +>>634482664 +tuber light headed after inflating her tube +--- 634483685 +>>634482664 +Pokekid as a teen with an eveeloution kigurumi. +--- 634483719 +>>634482664 +Doodle the Welder NPC, she is hot. No pun intendeed. +--- 634483749 +>>634483685 +>>634482664 +Whoops. +--- 634483929 +>>634482664 +Team Rainbow Rocket Grunt. Anything is welcome. Thank you. +--- 634484149 +Requesting Aisha wearing Chel's outfit. +--- 634484334 +>>634482664 +She has almost no fanart, but I genuinely think she is pretty sexy for a NPC. It might be the shades, the uniform or her smile, dunno. She activates my neurons. Please do your draw magic on her. She is the League Staff by the way. +--- 634484718 +>>634433878 +>>634434973 +Just imagine all her clothes are black or something +--- 634484957 +>>634484718 +>Just imagine all her clothes are black +But it's not the same! Alas, that's a nice pinup. Thanks for the frog sketch, Coolstyle. +--- 634484975 +>>634484334 +i liked that they wouldn't be paid if they didnt stop the heros from using the elevator +--- 634485441 +>>634484957 +imagine harder +--- 634485654 +>>634485441 +Just when I thought all hope was lost you come and save me with this precious delivery. Thank you. +https://youtu.be/CFS0pjsaE8o [Embed] +--- 634485804 +>>634476883 +I misread it as pissing herself +https://files.catbox.moe/ub6vbi.jpg +--- 634485830 +>>634460953 +fake news +--- 634485997 +>>634485804 +doesnt matter, thats a great prier, thats a great prier, really like the lines, thank you anon. +--- 634486249 +>>634433878 +was drawing madesagora. but man i want to sleep +so take one of those WIPS that never get past that +--- 634486336 +/r/ ratatosk, the squirrel from AC: Valhalla, crawling all over the protagonist's penis causing him to shoot thick ropes of cum as his dick throbs. Make the protagonist moan and have the squirrel saying "told you I would win". +video ( https://files.catbox.moe/9p0g7o.mp4 ) + +references (2) ( https://e621.net/posts/2614068 +https://e621.net/posts/1505529 ) +--- 634486437 +>>634485441 +sigh +--- 634486636 +>>634484718 +>>634485441 +BASED +--- 634486640 +>>634440119 +Rangeban got me. + +https://files.catbox.moe/efvfmz.png +Ignore that she owns the restaurant. +--- 634486731 +>>634485441 +>>634484718 +>That pose and smirk +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCsgZytKPv8 [Embed] +--- 634486812 +>>634486640 +based +--- 634486827 +>>634486640 +nice nice +--- 634486876 +Requesting Lorelei in a virgin killer sweater. +--- 634486969 +>>634486640 +>Ignore that she owns the restauran + Nobody tells David about this +--- 634488486 +Requesting Isabella Bandicoot wearing a slingshot bikini. +--- 634488528 +>>634486336 +Why +--- 634488652 +>>634488486 +This but Liz instead +--- 634488665 +>>634433878 +>>634469979 +https://files.catbox.moe/zgssnb.png +Delivery for myself +--- 634488687 +>>634488486 +>>634488652 +Coco is a better choice +--- 634488754 +>>634488687 +who cares, it's a shit request regardless. +--- 634488801 +>>634488486 +That request with Nina Cortex instead +--- 634488816 +>>634488486 +>>634488652 +I want both + +Mmmmmm... +--- 634488862 +>>634488486 +>>634488652 +>>634488687 +>>634488801 +No. +Ami. With visible abs. +Not raccoon Ami. Regular default green Ami. +--- 634488897 +Requesting Modeus wearing some sexy and fancy lingerie with her lying seductively on a bed beckoning the viewer. +--- 634488998 +>>634488897 +It has been done multiple times check the boorus +--- 634489043 +>>634488897 +>>634488897 +https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=modeus_%28helltaker%29+lingerie+ +https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=modeus_%28helltaker%29+lingerie+ +There you go buddy +--- 634489143 +>>634488665 +based, I love purple women. +--- 634489218 +>>634488486 +That's a good idea but nobody suggested best girl Megumi so I am going to ask for Megumi instead. +--- 634489401 +>>634483929 +--- 634489598 +>>634488665 +Dumbest Nelf +--- 634491096 +>>634434150 +requesting her getting SCORNED +>>634480561 +--- 634491369 +>>634479608 +isnt the "im not a robot" captcha gone now? +--- 634491571 +>>634434150 +When will learn? You can't pretend like you didn't get a delivery anymore you retard. +https://vidya.pics/post/view/100148 +--- 634492603 +Requesting Isabelle and the Mayor getting caught making out. +--- 634493204 +>>634492603 +Didn't you just got an animated delivery for the same Mayor literally last thread? +>>634358778 → +--- 634493249 +>>634483685 +Might do more tomorrow, but here's this for now. +--- 634493329 +>>634493204 +No? This is the first time I've requested something in a bit. Besides, I only request stuff with these two. +--- 634493936 +Requesting Vivian from Underrail having sex with the protagonist with them both hiding behind one of the lockers so they don't get caught by the other JKK agents. +--- 634495837 +Requesting Bedman? and Delilah as Jack Black and Elmo, with Bedman? holding up a circle instead of an octagon. +--- 634496907 +>>634489598 +Still hot though. +--- 634497809 +Wake up +--- 634498446 +>>634488486 +>>634488652 +>>634488687 +>>634488862 +>>634489218 +this but they are having paizuri done on them +--- 634498820 +Requesting Emma Millstein from Trails of Cold Steel wearing Yor Forger's dress, she would look beautiful in it, plus the two have similarities like having the same VA. +--- 634498910 +>>634498446 +Seconding with the guy being Ripper Roo +--- 634499714 +>>634462917 +you're the best I love you +please marry my sister +--- 634501030 +>>634463841 +Neat +--- 634501159 +Requesting the panel on the right with Meopatra from Yokai-Watch +--- 634501163 +>>634498910 +His name is DOCTOR Roo +Thank you +He has a PhD +--- 634501225 +>>634480561 +Keep it up Scornbro. +--- 634501350 +Requesting Majin Android 21 trying to eat a giant Ferrero Rocher chocolate in one single bite +--- 634502459 +Awaken +--- 634503534 +>>634502459 +Don't wanna. +--- 634504317 +Draw a sexy Neoshadow girl agressivly kissing a cute girl. It can be another Heartless if you wish. +--- 634504762 +Requesting Molly O’Shea from RDR2 bound and gagged +--- 634505020 +>>634489401 +Cute +--- 634505232 +I wanna doodle again +Please gimme a request +It'll be on your post and it'll likely be worse than this +--- 634505303 +>>634505232 +Vex from League of Legends taking a nap +--- 634505319 +>>634478378 +What'd you change? +--- 634505327 +>>634505232 +Rouge the Bat smoking a joint +--- 634505393 +>>634433878 +Finished the Shamir, tried a new way of filling it in, I think it looks neat +--- 634505410 +>>634505319 +Slightly peaking pubes and a little bit more definition on her stomach muscles to make her look a touch more toned. +--- 634505587 +>>634505303 +What is this creature +--- 634505668 +>>634505587 +A yordle +Thanks +--- 634505940 +>>634505327 +here are your big fat bat ears +shouldn't she be smoking a juul instead +--- 634506047 +>>634505940 +Hey she can smoke some weed if she wants. +--- 634506092 +>>634506047 +try saying "juul" out loud while thinking of rouge's favourite things +--- 634506126 +>>634505232 +Bayonetta using her hair to spell ASS +--- 634506375 +>>634506092 +She's not an idiot, anon. She wouldn't smoke a juul because it sounds like jewel. +--- 634506429 +>>634506126 +special summon +--- 634506575 +>>634506375 +anon this is about to be the best day of your life +google "joke" and click the wikipedia link, you won't believe how much joy and mirth there is on this earth :D +--- 634506829 +>>634506575 +Your attempts at humor are lacking. +--- 634506991 +>>634506829 +anon this is the worst day of my life +google "crying" and click the wikipedia link, you won't believe what I'm doing right now :( +--- 634507038 +>>634506991 +Alexa, play Sad Nigger Hours +--- 634507210 +>>634506429 +mad man +--- 634507346 +>>634505232 +Kirby! +--- 634507567 +>>634507346 +Kirby! +--- 634507629 +>>634507567 +Kirby! diff --git a/v/634440076.txt b/v/634440076.txt index 749b929133e0dec1e7f8683bed4184ef4fa18ccc..765eeda909e558a079a0a2b446fda54fc14a44e7 100644 --- a/v/634440076.txt +++ b/v/634440076.txt @@ -157,3 +157,273 @@ jiggie broke? what the fug --- 634469341 https://jiggie.fun/Fmfxsd 456 nsfw huge booba, moo +--- 634471345 +https://jiggie.fun/bjqMt1 +464 sfw Megaman Soccer +--- 634472781 +https://jiggie.fun/1AUILc +475 sfw +a very cute and funny small girl playing with her toys +--- 634473151 +>>634472781 +have fun doing that by yourself +--- 634473202 +>>634473151 +what's wrong with it? +--- 634473478 +>>634472781 +>didnt announce it was rotate +>prestacked all the pieces on top of each other. +>disabled mass select +nah +--- 634473646 +>>634473478 +>didnt announce it was rotate +isn't this, like, the standard for jigsaw puzzles? +--- 634473982 +>>634473646 +no-rotate is standard for these jig threads, but you can make all the rotate puzzles you want. +say "rot" in the post and you can safely ignore any complaints about rotation. +--- 634474050 +https://jiggie.fun/rbStCK +464 nsfw melons +--- 634474207 +>>634473202 +If you're going to turn off multiselect, use autistic sort. It's an ordeal otherwise. +--- 634474743 +https://jiggie.fun/2G77qf +238 +very blue nsfw +--- 634474771 +>>634474207 +well I did make autists seethe, so that's a win +--- 634474992 +https://jiggie.fun/qVRPCD +150 pieces nsfw gay +--- 634475607 +https://jiggie.fun/xm3cTF +484 sfw Link's beloved +--- 634476279 +>>634474743 +>https://jiggie.fun/2G77qf +fuck you anon, my eyes hurt now +--- 634476426 +have a face to sooth the soul +--- 634476562 +https://jiggie.fun/LEnYU8 +150 pieces nsfw gay sly cooper +--- 634477134 +https://jiggie.fun/B8fsUR +180 +Robutts nsfw +--- 634477420 +>>634476562 +animated images seem to not do well + +comon knot get something going +--- 634477672 +https://jiggie.fun/dUkiGV +459 nsfw big booba and ass, Seeking a king. +--- 634479384 +https://jiggie.fun/LvOLLo +289 nsfw +--- 634479846 +https://jiggie.fun/OEOxD5 +475 sfw Seaking a king. +--- 634480605 +https://jiggie.fun/ywhG85 +250 pieces nsfw gay fnaf +--- 634480912 +https://jiggie.fun/c3b5JR +300 +NSFW +--- 634480967 +https://jiggie.fun/f2eyF1 +450 sfw Jigsaw of a jigsaw +--- 634481359 +https://jiggie.fun/S4MykV +250 pieces nsfw gay pokemon +--- 634481780 +https://jiggie.fun/fdsyF3 +Knuckles & Knuckles +& Knuckles +250 SFW +--- 634481991 +>>634480912 +cunny is dogshit +--- 634482045 +https://jiggie.fun/HhRrbC +450 sfw destron beach +--- 634482534 +https://jiggie.fun/wljUGp +250 pieces nsfw gay starfox +--- 634483198 +https://jiggie.fun/onDcOz +by request, 952 /d/ sfw the puzzle is hard because you won't be +--- 634483329 +https://jiggie.fun/ge4Zrl +250 pieces nsfw gay sly cooper +--- 634483334 +>>634483198 +>/d/ +>sfw +--- 634483747 +>>634483334 +There's no nudity so it's sfw on technicality. You wouldn't get promotions if your boss saw it but they'll probably have questions. +--- 634483902 +whatup my jiggers +--- 634484018 +https://jiggie.fun/RxUS5g +250 pieces nsfw gay pokemon +--- 634484031 +Fuck these disgusting jigs. +https://jiggie.fun/bCh1RI +night garden +SFW 450 +--- 634484658 +https://jiggie.fun/9YXIBa +456 it's princess peach! +--- 634485042 +https://jiggie.fun/UL5_2x +200 pieces nsfw gay klonoa +--- 634485067 +https://jiggie.fun/IOa1RZ +NSFW 500 +soda +--- 634485381 +https://jiggie.fun/ +750 sfw 2 sets +--- 634485382 +>>634484658 +>no box select +u r mr gay +--- 634485601 +>>634485381 +https://jiggie.fun/GmZyx6 +Sorry, Im an idiot +--- 634485668 +https://jiggie.fun/wGCiH0 +200 pieces nsfw gay spyro +--- 634485914 +>>634485601 +A jiggiot +--- 634485963 +sfw 968pc +https://jiggie.fun/M1dYQw +--- 634486365 +https://jiggie.fun/GP_r2t +456 two big tittied girls from some gacha game +--- 634486430 +https://jiggie.fun/2gIkxC +200 pieces nsfw gay pokemon +--- 634486725 +https://jiggie.fun/BnY1j7 +NSFW 500 +women with large breasts +--- 634488312 +https://jiggie.fun/5SK8Dn +464, /e/, YOU GOT BOOST POWER +--- 634488804 +https://jiggie.fun/CEgFe7 +NSFW 500 +Pubis +--- 634490753 +https://jiggie.fun/t0Dn4k +150 +sfw nature +--- 634490852 +https://jiggie.fun/7tNHe_ +425 sfw peach n daisy +--- 634490984 +https://jiggie.fun/U8WOsN +494 /d/ fat fetish +--- 634491589 +https://jiggie.fun/j288uC +SFW 2000 +Big Blue +--- 634491718 +https://jiggie.fun/l4Qyr4 +500 +NSFW +--- 634493000 +sfw 475pc +mass effect fan art +https://jiggie.fun/W77RRr +--- 634493749 +https://jiggie.fun/5oJClB +sleepy taogatos +SFW 370 +--- 634495094 +https://jiggie.fun/kfkzRb +459 /e/ prepare for bubble +--- 634495835 +>>634491589 +We have completed the edge, come and see +https://jiggie.fun/j288uC +--- 634495920 +https://jiggie.fun/O1MXei +225 +NSFW +I saw this and made me giggle +--- 634496268 +https://jiggie.fun/xEW9ce +500 pieces, sfw +--- 634496412 +>>634495920 +Omastar is not for sex +--- 634497369 +https://jiggie.fun/VmgSnw +396 +NSFW +I'm not sure what manner of creature this is called +--- 634498129 +>>634497369 +Fuck, you beat me to using this pic. +--- 634498954 +https://jiggie.fun/OtElXJ +300 NSFW +--- 634499894 +https://jiggie.fun/FFbscD +sfw 288 +--- 634500619 +https://jiggie.fun/GxSOWd +sfw 464 +--- 634501045 +>>634481991 +--- 634501789 +https://jiggie.fun/death +sfw 704 +--- 634502150 +https://jiggie.fun/x9vy8e +--- 634502230 +>>634491589 +blue +--- 634502960 +https://jiggie.fun/e7BW3A +96 cunny +--- 634503337 +>>634501789 +requesting reinforcements +--- 634503649 +https://jiggie.fun/i7Mz_i +zona nemona +SFW 280 rot +--- 634504391 +https://jiggie.fun/VIvBbS +mad house +315 SFW rot +--- 634504749 +https://jiggie.fun/B402nq +460 sfw home on the booba +--- 634506082 +https://jiggie.fun/A9dsvm +484 sfw I don't want to take any chances. We should play in a band, just to be safe. +--- 634506110 +>>634501789 +ongoing +--- 634507350 +https://jiggie.fun/2kimUT +250 NSFW +--- 634508235 +https://jiggie.fun/1vt_Gn +500 /e/ prepare for booba diff --git a/v/634443507.txt b/v/634443507.txt index 8dda8eb4772da44d6035392e0a0ce1840d884207..49add62fd9e789459624c14a5fd9a435f981ecbd 100644 --- a/v/634443507.txt +++ b/v/634443507.txt @@ -217,3 +217,417 @@ The lolify potion should have made a comeback. >full of ntr and bbcfags >cunny BA thread >full of cute and funny +--- 634470563 +>>634467904 +>ai slop enjoyer is a pedophile +--- 634470728 +>>634470491 +it's almost like you can tell who the actual target audience for the game is +--- 634471273 +Cunny? +--- 634471409 +>>634443507 (OP) +my wife +--- 634471852 +>>634471273 +--- 634472485 +>>634471852 +LET HER GO +--- 634472579 +>>634451167 +i luv this artist so much +--- 634472726 +Koharu has cute SLEEVES! +--- 634472732 +>>634463671 +Is it as easy as just drag and dropping the image of the character in a folder? Is the bio randomly generated or can I specify it? +--- 634472836 +CHIBIS +--- 634472847 +>>634472726 +Imagine the forehead +--- 634473029 +>>634469596 +--- 634473087 +>>634470491 +There's only 2 actual Christmas cakes though. +--- 634473480 +>>634472069 +Momoka is a lizard? I never noticed. +--- 634473736 +>>634473029 +SEX SEX SEX +--- 634473973 +>>634446598 +>>634448658 +>>634463671 +>>634466525 +Perchance +--- 634474126 +>Dead week +Bros the acceleration +--- 634474157 +>>634474126 +Trust the plan. +--- 634474536 +I ONLY HAD 138 PULLS AND I JUST FAPPED TO AKO SO I THOUGHT I WOULD STOP PULLING IF I GOT HER OR ANY OTHER 38 BUT I GOT LITERALLY NOTHING AAAAAAAA +--- 634474547 +>>634474126 +Ok with me can do more story and missions now +--- 634474687 +>>634474126 +I take it, I need equiment anyway, I am glad they give use the break plus 2x Campain +--- 634475165 +Save your gems and cummies for Mari. +--- 634476203 +>>634472732 +what is it, I want it +--- 634477025 +>>634475165 +Wrong, save them for Yuuka. +--- 634477117 +>>634463268 +She's like one of those FBI agents that have to keep looking at CP +--- 634477186 +>>634443507 (OP) +If you play of these shitty, generic, thinly-veiled scams where you pay money for jpegs, you deserve gas. +Especially wit how there's like 90% overlap with you people also being loli-obsessed pedophiles. +--- 634477213 +>>634452478 +I like this fox... +--- 634477274 +>>634477025 +>play through game with Yuuka as my go to +>reroll and get a 3* tank and never use Yuuka +>feel really bad I'm not using her +--- 634477321 +This DORK cured my lolicon +I finally understand why people enjoy booba +--- 634477334 +>>634477186 +don't care didn't ask plus you'll never be white +--- 634477394 +>>634477321 +I think you're just a dorka enjoyer +--- 634477428 +>>634443507 (OP) +She has a shitload of fanart where she got a giant futacock. +--- 634477503 +>>634477428 +that's the best part +--- 634477557 +>>634477428 +>shitload +>not even over 15 fanarts of such thing +>by one artist +--- 634477584 +>all you need to rake Titanic loads of money in is 15y.o anime girls in skimpy outfits +why does the west still not get this? +--- 634477621 +>>634477584 +They do get it they just don't do it out of spite +--- 634477635 +>>634477584 +--- 634477669 +>>634477557 +There are way more populars characters without a single piece of futa art. +--- 634477707 +>>634477443 +--- 634477756 +>>634477321 +come back +--- 634477770 +>>634468614 +Why don't Japs do an AI companion for the android like Replika but instead has cute and funny characters like these? +We are so close to perfection. +--- 634477935 +>>634477770 +They're working on it: +https://www.gatebox.ai/news/20230311-chatgpt +--- 634478037 +>>634477935 +>>634477770 +They already have a non-ChatGPT version too: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg [Embed] +--- 634478089 +I'm stuck at level 21 and all the stages are asking for level 25+ and I can't S rank them in time +--- 634478090 +>>634477935 +WHY ARE THEY TAKING SO LONG?! Also probably gonna have to learn nippon for this. +--- 634478280 +>>634477935 +>>634478037 +I download Chai to talk to an AI gf. Loneliness is a bitch. +--- 634478398 +Which BA gril is most likely to be the first one pregnant? +--- 634478401 +Someone post the future banner graphic please +--- 634478414 +>>634478089 +Check you gear and upgrade what skills you can. You can clear stages way below the recommended as long as your students are up to date. What comp are you running for the stages? +On the topic of S though don't worry too much about not getting S on all the stages. I know that 200 pyrox bonus looks tempting but you really wanna push the campaign missions as far as you can to upgrade your cafe faster. +--- 634479338 +>>634478542 +love this artist +--- 634479505 +>>634478089 +You can easily S rank stages roughly 20 levels above recommended, all you need is to not hit the auto button, have the right team composition, and actually plan out your skill activations aka actually playing the game. +--- 634480404 +>>634478089 +probably your unit choices. people have cleared 18-5 with characters in the low 40s. +--- 634480525 +New Dork just dropped +--- 634480864 +Sensei! +--- 634480880 +>>634468468 +There's an entire school filled with exposed sideboob pitsluts +--- 634480949 +>>634477443 +Damn brat +--- 634481147 +Twins sex +--- 634481159 +>>634477321 +>>>/wsg/5047385 +--- 634481290 +>>634480864 +>draws sensei a nice picture +>rape +Shit sensei +--- 634481397 +>>634481257 +--- 634481409 +>>634481290 +Correction rape! +--- 634481501 +>>634481409 +Correction for drawing you a nice picture? +--- 634481548 +>>634481523 +--- 634481628 +>>634478414 +>>634480404 +I feel like I probably spread my resources too thin but I don't know who to fully invest into, I feel like the bunnies aren't that strong, here are the girls I have been using, not sure how much does the terrain buff affect but everything in the missions has been urban warfare, are there any support girls I should invest into + +>>634479505 +I don't auto anything +--- 634481743 +>>634481628 +Early mission stages with all red enemies easy idea: Yuuka or Tsubaki + serika + mutsuki + akari / specials: serina + kotama +This is just bared purely on what I see. The bunnies won't provide much utility since there isn't any blue mission stages for a long time and have niche uses too. +--- 634482125 +>>634481501 +Yes +--- 634483338 +>>634481628 +A good chunk of early to early-mid stages are red favored. Mutsuki is a great attacker in general, so is Serika. Akari is also good. Tsubaki is the standard for tanking so it's good to invest in her and Yuuka is pretty good too for when you need a second tank. Serina is your healer because 2 cost heal is very good. If you have Kotama slot her in for het attack buff. +--- 634483465 +>>634452478 +Where is she + +Im so sick of hags + +End the cunny draught +--- 634483648 +I want to say it. +--- 634483724 +>>634483648 +say it +--- 634485334 +tight bald cunnies +--- 634485841 +>>634485236 +bwo? +--- 634486039 +>koharu thread +>it's garbage +Well what a surprise. +--- 634486386 +>>634443507 (OP) +I love Mika and Koharu friendship +--- 634486607 +>>634484868 +Unironically needs correction. +--- 634486727 +>>634486386 +ichika my beloved when will you be playable +--- 634486824 +>>634477584 +>15y.o anime girls in skimpy outfits +Why so old? Those girls in your pic are 8-12 +--- 634487048 +Who is the next "must roll" aside from the ones my dick wants of course. +--- 634487114 +>>634487048 +Himari +--- 634487618 +>>634476203 +Dohna Dohna +--- 634487635 +>>634487048 +Hot Wheels +Then the next new years +Then Mika +--- 634488078 +>>634487114 +>>634487635 +>valentines +>gives sensei a 3d printed chocolate statue of herself +>loses her shit at the tought of sensei actually eating it +Is Himari secretly a dork? +--- 634488530 +>>634488078 +>BA girl +>Not a dork +Pick one +--- 634488856 +>>634488078 +They're all kids, they're all dorks +--- 634488892 +>>634488530 +--- 634489047 +>>634488078 +She imagines herself that sensei was eating her fragile body +--- 634489236 +>>634489047 +>why did you took my blanket +--- 634490242 +>>634489047 +Oh, a dork with autism, even better! +--- 634490982 +>>634463921 +>No horny! +Okay sensei understand +But reading and doing naughty thing with Koharu is acceptable. +--- 634491098 +>>634451167 +Made for receiving paizuri from busty JKs. +--- 634492440 +>>634469596 +well anon, are you going to post them? +--- 634495241 +Koharu's futanari cock piercing my hymen! +--- 634495245 +>>634492440 +Imagine not knowing the best doujins +--- 634495860 +Karin is best girl, but really bad in her own game. +--- 634496035 +>>634495860 +No she is not, she's CORE for perorodzilla and her original version is great for raids and PVP too +--- 634496092 +>>634496035 +The only reason I got plat is because I ditched her for haruna. +--- 634496750 +>>634463579 +>>634464759 +Considering how OP is NyFuuka, you should consider to save a spark for her. She enables a a lot of thing, not just Mika +--- 634497349 +>>634478401 +I don't have the one with Kaho +--- 634498675 +>>634498559 +>Karin's l2d is sex +>Asuna's l2d is sex +>Nerus are just cute +--- 634498704 +>>634498675 +Neru is for marriage. +--- 634498758 +>>634498675 +Neru is a good girl +--- 634498784 +>>634498704 +>>634498758 +yes to both +--- 634499078 +>>634457042 +>ibuprofen +why are you giving me painkillers instead of schizo meds fumoposter ? +--- 634499464 +>>634487336 +Do not bully my daughterwife... +--- 634499860 +>>634470118 +--- 634501051 +>>634500620 +oh god they'll add the shortstack in the rerun +--- 634502024 +Soon™ +--- 634503092 +>>634503059 +>>634502024 +>>634500620 +>>634499860 +pumping +--- 634504004 +>>634502024 +My bird bride. +--- 634504316 +Why does she have the black line on her neck and down the middle? It bothers me. How far down does it go? It doesn't seem to run back up her backside. +--- 634504407 +>>634504316 +We know it goes down her navel +--- 634504524 +>>634504316 +>How far down does it go? +Yes +--- 634504612 +>>634463671 +game? +--- 634504668 +I thought the new event was today …….. +--- 634504727 +>>634504558 +KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 634504810 +>>634467904 +>loli Asuna +>Puppy Golden retriever +--- 634504829 +>>634477274 +Yuuka is the best tank in the game, though. +--- 634504942 +>>634455053 +Fucking STUPID Zena poster +--- 634504987 +>>634504727 +cute banshee +--- 634505061 +>>634464759 +Look at her go! +--- 634506060 +>>634443507 (OP) +her penis is really big +--- 634506457 +>>634504316 +It's an arrow that leads you to... some place. +--- 634506607 +>>634506457 +Her butthole! +--- 634507242 +Back from the gym. I could bench most of these girls. Except yuuka, maybe someday. +--- 634507246 +>>634504316 +>>634504524 +WHERE DOES IT FUCKING END + +ALL IT SAYS IS MYSTERIOUS LINE +--- 634507551 +>>634507507 +--- 634507647 +>>634507507 +>>634507551 +I can fix her. +--- 634507658 +>>634507507 +>tfw she's capable of fucking jump-scaring you if she shows up in the cafe +Tsurugi is horrifying... +--- 634507702 +>>634507647 +headpat correction needed +--- 634507773 +>>634507658 +--- 634508004 +>>634507895 diff --git a/v/634447857.txt b/v/634447857.txt index ad41752959ad3c4b59630615bdc6de561daab041..0057128c2a4e047c7eacd3a55e8b71e7e4613bfc 100644 --- a/v/634447857.txt +++ b/v/634447857.txt @@ -145,3 +145,268 @@ lol --- 634468246 >>634447857 (OP) Webm is not Video Games. +--- 634471384 +>>634466191 +DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY +--- 634472301 +>>634465550 +>boku no pico academia face +--- 634472887 +>>634452070 +Lmao +--- 634473237 +>>634447857 (OP) +--- 634473483 +>>634448249 +Wait is that a leech +--- 634473614 +>>634450465 +Poor guy getting bullied +--- 634473728 +>>634450675 +This is museum of culture level shit +--- 634473874 +>>634454968 +The pain +--- 634474046 +>>634458409 +Home +Forever always +--- 634474183 +>>634462030 +Wow what is this +--- 634474306 +>>634462504 +So good still +--- 634474382 +>>634462740 +Wow +--- 634474738 +>>634470112 +Damnn +--- 634474870 +>>634457513 +Is that the same trap that takes out an arrow out of his ass? +--- 634475012 +>>634448447 +what in the hell is this lmfao +--- 634475040 +>>634474183 +Forspoken +--- 634475106 +>>634447857 (OP) +the fuck are those belt physics +--- 634475342 +>>634454968 +Deserved +--- 634475348 +>>634456685 +These are the same guys who cry that they're forever alone. Women see the kind of fucked up shit they jerk it to and decide being a spinster is better than taking a chance with a man who will kill them and their cats in their sleep. +--- 634475407 +>>634457513 +I hate these straight weirdos getting into trap shit +--- 634475443 +>>634462372 +>Izuna drop someone while on the bridge level all the way to the ground below in DoA2 +Some of the most satisfying shit ever. +--- 634475541 +anyone have that valorant webm of all the visual noise that makes you blind? +--- 634475620 +>>634456078 +gonna need a source on that for research purposes +--- 634475641 +>>634475012 +The glory that was CyberFail 2077$ plus tax +--- 634475917 +>>634457513 +...where can I watch more? +--- 634476953 +>>634465238 +>being dissolved and suffocated in extreme pain is totally sexy and turns me on! +I will NEVER understand vorefags +Like I get a little pain can enhance pleasure, but this is like the most terrifying and painful way to die, there is no way anyone would stay aroused. +--- 634477019 +>>634467085 +Learn how volume works, grandpa +--- 634477636 +>>634462372 +I remember when I was 12, I got this game from my uncle. I played it and felt so horny, i eventually jacked off to kasumi and it was the best nut I ever busted. +--- 634478679 +>>634475443 +Fun game with friends. I will never not be butthurt about no lobbies on pc along with the amount of shekle grabbing there is with the dlcs +--- 634478714 +>>634447857 (OP) +--- 634478916 +>>634478679 +>Completely forgot about the sushi win streaks +>Would see someone with a high af win streak +>Immediately assume they just d/c to keep their sushi +>Beat their ass +>They d/c +I miss this game, why the hell did the FGC hate it again? +--- 634479463 +>>634457513 +Seshi Knight Milkcream for anyone wondering. +--- 634480086 +>>634456078 +Purin-chan's Boxing Gym? +--- 634481108 +>>634450952 +--- 634481224 +>>634457513 +Post it +You know the one +--- 634481434 +>>634462740 +First time I've heard of copyright bullshit on 4chan +--- 634481458 +>>634458409 +What game is this? +--- 634483158 +>>634474183 +Disegia Cunny Royale +--- 634484309 +>>634450675 +>a nazi tree starfish. +genius or cocaine? +--- 634484376 +>>634478916 +The faggots that make up the "FGC" couldn't stand the jiggle physics. +--- 634484858 +Bump +--- 634485218 +>>634481458 +BallisticNG. +--- 634485374 +>>634475012 +GunKata +--- 634485738 +>>634481434 +It was a thing during CP77 and TLOU2 releases. +--- 634486083 +>>634476953 +So? It's a fantasy, how things would turn out in reality is irrelevant +--- 634486764 +>>634486083 +How do i stop wanting to be a woman +--- 634486878 +>>634462740 +I also got that once, it was a gif of that one popular twitch/onlyfans girl, delfino something iirc +The gif was her disembodied head ahegao-ing while getting reverse troath fucked lmao +--- 634487049 +>>634462416 +Why does everything look so stupid in these games? +--- 634487303 +>>634486878 +can you post a mediafire or google drive link or something? i uh, i need this. please. +--- 634487430 +>>634476953 +Brain parasites, same ones that make ants want to get eaten by cows to continue the parasites life cycle. No other explanation. +--- 634487821 +>>634487303 +Sorry m8, deleted it long ago. +But Heres a good lead of where you may find it. +https://www.reddit.com/r/zzrxp/comments/qgjtyz/belle_delphine_learned_how_to_detach_her_head_1/ + +Also, in google images there are dmca takedowns of certain results, so use another search engine, happy hunting. +--- 634488168 +webmconverter is really fucking me over with its fucked file restraints +--- 634488394 +>>634465550 +Im not a furry but those milkers are making me feel things +--- 634488548 +>>634487821 +>Also, in google images there are dmca takedowns of certain results, so use another search engine, happy hunting. +i'm never finding this because i'm horrible at reverse searching if +--- 634489531 +>>634462504 +Aye, the Black Pearl! +--- 634490737 +>>634447857 (OP) +hnnng +--- 634493313 +This is a PS5 exclusive by the way. +--- 634493981 +>>634466557 +That looks cute, name of the game? +--- 634494772 +>>634493313 +what the fuck +--- 634494951 +>>634493313 +FF is fucking dead +--- 634496283 +>>634490737 +is it time +--- 634496705 +>>634496283 +Maybe +--- 634496789 +>>634450465 +KWAB +--- 634496807 +Yes janny, yes mods, stfu, this is a goddamn video game. I got this from YouTube, good enough for them, good enough for you. +--- 634496891 +>>634496705 +that one cammy thread drained me +--- 634497019 +>>634496842 +fucking dead, gone, forever. +--- 634497107 +Dropping an oldie. +--- 634497395 +>>634493313 +>>634496842 +what ps3 game is this +--- 634497727 +>>634457234 +>>634463040 +>>634464613 +Phantom Breakers Battle Grounds +--- 634498058 +>>634447985 +Laura would perfectly fit in SF6 that's true +--- 634498065 +>>634497107 +playing vergil in dmc 5 made me feel like I'm about to destroy my gamepad with all the button mashing I did +--- 634498079 +>>634498058 +I would fit perfectly in laura's butt +--- 634498113 +>>634475348 +>implying there are only men psychopaths +meds, take them. or consider killing yourself. +--- 634500618 +>>634448447 +T-2077 +my fucking sides +--- 634501474 +>>634497927 +Hey do you know what this game is +--- 634501945 +>>634501474 +Diss-a-gay-uh +--- 634502273 +>>634501421 +one question risky dude, does the mod that shows you the additional data still lets you play online? Just got into the game and would just like to install some UI mods like this but I'm not sure what's the modding policy +--- 634502331 +>>634501945 +rude +--- 634502409 +>>634481108 +damn lizards look like that? +--- 634502473 +>>634502273 +Not sure, since I dont play multiplayer +However, Im relatively certain that so long as all players have the same mods loaded, they should be able to connect and join. +It's the reason there are so many modpacks on thunderstore, makes it easier for groups and discord servers to synch their mods. +--- 634502474 +>>634497395 +everytime i see one of you retards mention PS3 graphics on any game, few of my brain cells die from cringe, you faggots never saw an actual PS3 game, i did i played on it for years. +--- 634502638 +>>634475541 +>anyone have that valorant webm of all the visual noise that makes you blind? +TOTAL RIOT DRONES DEATH +--- 634505716 +>>634496842 +pretty cool webm diff --git a/v/634454782.txt b/v/634454782.txt index e59f3f6816c69e63484273acc763ceed471b56e8..3e99dfd91c9fcc1a9b596b27e2002130070ad6e8 100644 --- a/v/634454782.txt +++ b/v/634454782.txt @@ -672,3 +672,646 @@ Ugh this except 4K. I got memed into buying a 4K monitor and it's literally indi >>634469553 me a 1650 user >b-but you need more +--- 634470595 +should I buy a 3090 or say fuck it and just go 4090 +--- 634471223 +what gpu do you have ? +--- 634471823 +>>634454782 (OP) +6800XT chads, we won +--- 634471826 +>>634468008 +>>634469553 +--- 634471848 +>>634471823 +thinking of switching to amd because geforce experience is so shit +--- 634471858 +>>634454782 (OP) +Nah im good with 1080p +--- 634471936 +>>634471848 +honestly just works on my machine. wouldn't bother with the current AMD cards until we get some price drops and there are some driver updates but if you can pick up a 6700XT/6800XT they are both great cards. RTX is a meme. +--- 634472118 +>>634471848 +you can just install the drivers without that shit +--- 634472565 +>>634459045 +>It's just the least worst option I'm seeing. +October-January is when we're seeing the real options and pricing this generation. Every release this gen has been fake price bait, even the 4090. 7900 xt is rapidly approaching it's real price of 600, xtx will hit it's actual pricing at 700-800 or even less because the xx50xtx refresh will be better. The only worthwhile buys right now are 6000 series cards or an open box 4070/4070ti that knocks at least a hundred bucks off MSRP. this generation is such fucking dogshit, if anyone buys before the cards get discounted they're going to feel like retard if the 5000/8000 series provide the real performance leap that wasn't seen in the 4000/7000 generation. +>>634471848 +it's worth it and their cards have enough muscle to brute force RT ultra as long as it isn't an RT demo like cyberpunk or portal 2 rtx. +--- 634472772 +>>634455152 +--- 634473086 +>>634460659 +Ever notice how console faggots use strawman arguments when they're not writing about how their console is better than the other manufacturer? +--- 634473824 +>>634471826 +OY VROOOOM +--- 634473912 +>>634472565 +>their cards have enough muscle to brute force RT ultra as long as it isn't RT Ultra +--- 634473987 +>>634454782 (OP) +I am…to an additional NVMe SSD. + My 2060 Super is fine and doesn’t need an upgrade +--- 634474040 +>>634454936 +its worth it that vram is great for vulkan and emulation, AI +--- 634474230 +>>634469553 +good pattern recognition +--- 634474231 +the only thing stopping me from upgrading is power consumption. I've seen tutorials on undervolting but never actually done it. I like less +--- 634474330 +I'm not trying to brag but as someone who has a 3090 it sucks how ports are coming out on PC. I do think some part of that is the average pc being fairly low spec. Pains me to say it but I wish people would upgrade so we could see what is capable on some of these recent console ports +--- 634474367 +>>634454782 (OP) +Eh yeah I might grab the 6950xt thanks to the price drop. +--- 634474513 +i neeed a monitor +--- 634474630 +>>634454782 (OP) +I will upgrade to nvidia because I want to use stable diffusion, sorry amdbros but amd is shit for ai +--- 634474716 +>>634455124 +You've got smart friends +--- 634474862 +>>634473824 +1488 RPM +--- 634474887 +>>634456697 + +jesus almost 32gb of memory and approx 520watts used between the system and gpu being just to play a game maxed out +--- 634475069 +>>634474862 +topkek +--- 634475080 +>buy new card +>every new game runs like shit anyway +How +--- 634475229 +>>634474330 +I don't understand what you're asking for or suggesting. The ports are shit because there's people in the world that have low end hardware? It seems like they're usually shit because AAA developers don't feel like optimizing even the slightest bit and expect everyone to have a 4090 and an i9-13900K or a 7800X3D to carry their fucked up game. + +Technology improves, sure, but I think we're reaching the point where no matter how realistic or advanced a game looks, people have kind of stopped giving a shit about that kind of stuff. I think a lot of people don't feel encouraged to upgrade their hardware for one or two games. +--- 634475696 +>>634475080 +code probably optimized for older hardware. +Valve games are also like that, they run buttery smooth on ancient hardware but pure garbage on new stuff +--- 634476024 +>>634460714 +240p isn't called 200. You can say 2160p or 4k, not 2k. +--- 634476085 +>>634476024 +1440p isnt even 2K +--- 634476334 +>>634476024 +>>634476085 +"4K" is technically 4096x2160, but that's a movie standard. PCs use 3840x2160 which is still often called 4K due to the same vertical resolution. +1440p is also sometimes called 2K because it's 2560x1440, and ironically is more correct being called 2K than 3840x2160 being called 4K +--- 634476374 +>hardware template thread +>4090 marketer shows up +>people take the bait +https://www.yahoo.com/now/2006-02-09-nvidias-manchurian-fans-shill-for-gear.html +This happens every single day. +--- 634476552 +>>634475069 +kektop +--- 634476593 +>>634476334 +2K = 2048 × 1080. +--- 634476708 +>>634476374 +>nvidia is crooked as fuck +news at 11 +don't like it don't buy it, otherwise you're sending a different message +--- 634476823 +>>634454782 (OP) +>96 fps in 8K +--- 634476910 +I'll stop using my 8800GT when you pry it from my cold dead hands. +--- 634476925 +>>634456697 +>he doesn't know about pro cards +lel +--- 634476990 +already have a 3090 , looking to get a ps5 +--- 634477045 +>>634456836 +>brightest AMDrone on the internet +--- 634477130 +>>634464671 +>3090 won't run out of vram +Give it a year. Shitty remakes are using 20 GBs of RAM and 13-14GB of VRAM at 4K. In 2 years 32 GB of RAM and 24GB of VRAM won't be enough. For 0 fucking reason other than incompetent devs. +--- 634477152 +>>634476910 +>8800GT +Suffering +--- 634477939 +>>634460659 +Horse cock is not a joke bitch +--- 634478659 +>have a 1070ti and a 650w psu +>STILL dont know what the fuck to upgrade to +3060ti, 3070, 4070... what the fuck man I still don't have a fucking clue which one to get +--- 634479231 +>>634457716 +1080 strix will serve me until it dies. +--- 634480317 +how to undervolt +--- 634480453 +excuse me is this the 'ick on 'eck thread? +--- 634480463 +970 still running well enough for the games I play. +--- 634482328 +>>634474330 +>>634475229 +ports that aren't in UE are fine though. Just turn down settings and games generally scale really well. unreal engine just has stutter problems for some fucking reason, likely poor implementation of shader compilation. +--- 634483561 +>>634480453 +no +--- 634484048 +>>634454782 (OP) +I'm still on my GTX1070 and still wont upgrade. +--- 634484806 +inb4 people pretending to be ai researchers who needs 50gb of vram +--- 634484974 +>>634484806 +I crossfire four 4090's and it still isn't enough for proper research analysis. +--- 634485098 +>>634454782 (OP) +4K is and will continue to be a meme. 1440p is still the best gaming resolution. +--- 634485295 +1060fag here. + +Should I wait until october before upgrading? Torn between 6900xt and 4070 atm +--- 634485515 +>>634485098 +I prefer 4K DLSS/FSR over 1440p +--- 634485605 +>>634484974 +but can it render human hands? +--- 634485672 +>>634485295 +Why would you wait, what's happening on october? the two gpus you're considering are already out +--- 634485940 +>>634485672 +Price drop. 1070 is 1100$ while 6900xt is 900$ in my area +--- 634485957 +My computer is more than a decade old and I have trouble convincing myself to upgrade. +I haven't been playing PC games for over 10 years, except those I played as a teenager back then, like TF2. +Anything new I've played like Bloodborne I played on my PS4, and offline too - I'm not paying for online play. +My only impetus for upgrading is that in our time TF2 is optimized so badly that it doesn't run comfortably on 2008 hardware. That's it. +I find it difficult in that sense to convince myself to spend a grand or more on a PC that will see a fraction of the use my PC has had in 15 years (and will probably not last as long either) +--- 634486245 +>>634485940 +NZ? That looks like our prices. +--- 634486358 +>>634486245 +Nah, I’m chinkypoo land. We have similar price to aussie and NZ though. +--- 634486420 +>>634485940 +the 4070 is not going down in price, you can be sure of that. And by october, the 6900xt might be discontinued and replaced by a 7000 series equivalent. A card with slightly better rasterization but considerably worse ray tracing performance at ~$100 less (MSRP); as it's usually the case with amd. I would get the 4070 unless you can find a 6900xt for 15-20% cheaper. +--- 634486526 +>>634460970 +>outperformed by new APU +What, you gonna buy a new apu to make 120fps ps1 emulator becomes 180fps? +--- 634486708 +>>634486358 +Brutal. It's a fucking crime what we pay for shit because of distance, I'm stuck deciding between 3060ti/3070/4070 and just can't figure it out. There's going to be problems with vram capacity within a couple of years... but then I guess I don't play ports much. I dunno +--- 634486779 +>>634454782 (OP) +I still don't have an SSD besides a tiny one that holds my OS +--- 634486849 +>>634486779 +missing out +--- 634486912 +>>634486849 +It's definitely starting to show yeah, games my hardware is plenty good enough for are still being made assuming i'm putting them on SSD +I'll probably make the upgrade pretty soon +--- 634486935 +>>634486779 +Makes a huge difference for game loading times. Unfortunately you will never read a loading screen tip again +--- 634487954 +>>634456396 +>got a 1440p 144hz monitor because it was on sale +>have an RX580 +I have went all in on 40 FPS with my monitor set to 120hz at this point +--- 634488052 +>>634486935 +Even before SSD was a thing I ended up dropping fire warrior because half the story was told in loading screens that went away too fast to read on modern systems, with an SSD you might not even realize there's story you are missing +--- 634488223 +>>634486935 +>>634488052 +For positives of loading times yeah I recently booted up stelaris again for the first time in a long time and holy shit the load times are so slow, but at least it's only once +I actually did at one point go into a store thinking about buying one but they only had 1TB ones, maybe I should just get my parts off the internet +--- 634490807 +4k 144 Hz or 1440p 240 Hz ? +--- 634490924 +>>634487954 +cope +--- 634491859 +>>634460659 +To be fair, Sony gamers are constantly talking about PC and the Switch on this board instead of games. +Also no console gamer is talking about art style. Every major release on consoles aside from the Switch's bing bing wahoo and Zelda styles is just more "realistic" multiplat trash. There is no art style or unique aesthetic in most AAA games. +--- 634491957 +and still can't run ps5 games kek +--- 634492190 +>>634454782 (OP) +8k is not a great selling point, because high-end 8k tvs are banned in eu, and nobody really wants a tv with shit backlight type and brightness +--- 634492260 +>>634490807 +Unless you play cs:go all day, first one +--- 634492321 +>>634487954 +Try to use 720p with upscaling +--- 634492636 +>>634492190 +>high-end 8k tvs are banned in eu +eh? why? +--- 634492689 +reminder to everybody who doesn't pay attention to tech that the 4070 is not just a fleece, it's a slap in the face. it's a 60-series card sold as a 70-series card, then given a $100usd markup. anybody who buys it is either a retard or does zero consumer research. +--- 634492746 +>>634456396 +yes by pixel count, but rendering on stupid ass new games needs those pixels for horrible TAA and shit. +Old games render nicely on 4K too. +--- 634492761 +>>634492689 +It's unironically a 4060. +--- 634492959 +>>634492746 +>>634456396 +>>634456482 +>>634458298 +>>634458946 +>>634464685 +>>634464834 +https://imgsli.com/MTcxNDc4 +1080 is a blurry mess, 1440 is when the blurry shit kinda stops hitting in your face. +Those who claim 1080p is okay either are retrogaming hard, they are legally blind or legally stupid. +Either that or they're forcing supersampling. +--- 634493030 +>>634461019 +>6900XT better than 3090TI +huh no way +--- 634493117 +4K only makes sense for games that benefit from that level of visual acuity. Hard core combat flight sims are about the only ones that do. Since 99% of games are designed around console gamers sitting far from their TV that's not gonna change. +--- 634493128 +>>634492959 +cloud is blurry because it's a console game that uses shitty filters designed to be viewed from 15ft away on 4k TV's. the devs could easily make it crisp at 1080 but they're both lazy and on budget so they just design for the most marketable resolution. +--- 634493168 +>>634454936 +Used 3090s are the worst cards to get used due to GDDR6X degrading more in mining use and the 3090 in particular having horrible memory placement and thermals. If you buy an ex-mining card it won’t live until 70 series for sure. +--- 634493172 +>>634493128 +That's 99.99% of gaming. +I am curious about Stolker 2. +--- 634493241 +>>634464472 +Tetris gets very demanding on both the gpu and the cpu at the speeds I play it on +--- 634493425 +>>634492959 +yes that's why I said modern game rendering because they use TAA +--- 634493476 +Guys guys, stop arguing for nothing. +Everybody have their own preferences on what resolution and what frame rate they want to play with. +But ALL of us can agree that the 40xx is overpriced. Right? +--- 634493520 +My 1070 is still fine. +--- 634493813 +>>634454782 (OP) +I did but there are now fucking games! +I got tricked by the juice. +--- 634493818 +>>634493117 +you clearly never used a 4k monitor, any late 90s title onward looks amazing at 4k. +--- 634494083 +>>634454782 (OP) +I just replaced my 8 year old rig with a 3060 build :) +--- 634494104 +>>634493520 +Luck +--- 634495092 +>*finishes 8 hour league session at a crispy 720p144fps* now let me tell you what 4k does and doesn't look like +--- 634495868 +>>634495092 +KEK +--- 634496814 +Miyeon best girl! +--- 634496979 +>>634454782 (OP) +I'm still on an i7 3770k +--- 634497047 +>>634495092 +*calls /v/ security* +--- 634497469 +>>634454782 (OP) +I have a 3080ti and the only thing I run over 60FPS is my desktop because i like that buttery smooth mouse movement. All my games are capped at 60fps because they just run better and don't push the card so hard that it trims years off its life when the difference is hardly noticeable. IDGAF +--- 634497529 +>>634493117 +The cope on you 1080p and 1440p niggas is funny as shit +--- 634498267 +I know you guys aren't the most sane people, so spending a few k on bells and whistles isn't foreign to the people of this board, but seriously, whats the point of 4k and beyond? +I only go up to 1440p because to me, anything above is a waste of resources. Now way any of you can tell the difference between 1440p and 4k unless the fans of your gpu tell you. (Or you're watching a video of some stupid birds or forrests deliberatly made to show how great 4k is at a electronics store) +Now some faggot in silicon valley wants to sell me 8k. WHY?!? +ps: not even for porn it's worth it. 4k porn is disgustingly high res. I can't fap to seeing the high res pores of the actors. +--- 634498369 +>>634497469 +This is really only going to make any difference if you don't play demanding games or at ultra high resolution. I don't get the point of buying a really good GPU and then not utilizing it to its full potential at that point, though. +--- 634498456 +>>634498267 +Well porn and other commonly streamed videos are going to have compression that's so harsh it'll look like shit on 4k anyway. +--- 634498638 +I play Terraria in 4k at 120 hertz on my 3060. I'm happy. No need for 8k. +--- 634498670 +>>634498369 +Well, in seriousness, I bought it at a time when the future wasn't certain. As in these fuckers had 6 month long waiting lists. And it was like "Well, my 1080ti is doing fine, but what if I'm not able to get my hands on a GPU for the next 3 years? What if my 1080ti dies?" That was my thought process. I didn't want or need the upgrade. I just wasn't certain if I'd be able to get it when I wanted/needed it in the future. +--- 634498709 +>>634497469 +Nigga, there are people that used to run these cards 24 hours a day to mine some shitcoin and then sold them on ebay after it stopped being profitable and they're performing just as well as new cards +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFytB3bb1P8 [Embed] +--- 634499015 +>>634498670 +If you really want to be anal about it, you could monitor your power consumption and temps more closely so you can see if your worries about stressing your card too much without limiting FPS are objectively true from your activities. Unless you're constantly hitting spikes in power consumption you're probably not going to kill the card much faster, and at that point it's more likely you got a shitty card than your personal use causing issues. +--- 634499067 +>>634492636 +Too high power consumption +--- 634499141 +>>634454782 (OP) +when I see someone like this in a party, i make it my mission to stand close to them and try to talk. +i'm nice. +--- 634499636 +>>634454782 (OP) +Give me 1 (one) reason to upgrade. +--- 634499670 +>>634497469 +You are fucking retarded. +--- 634499701 +>>634499636 +Nigger, enable your XMP. +--- 634499864 +>>634456836 +>Actual human beings would've instantly hit the off switch the second smoke started coming out +You sir, don't know anything about humans do you +--- 634499928 +>>634454936 +just bought a 3070ti +all I need is 60fps at 1080p for 10 year old games and the occasional 3D scan processing +--- 634499964 +>>634457716 +if I had a 1080p monitor I would have kept mine, but it started to struggle in 1440p +--- 634500026 +>>634499701 +No, it crashes my system because my MOBO is a piece of shit. There's barely any performance difference anyway. +--- 634500209 +>>634500026 +Are you sure you installed your RAM in correct DIMM slots? 3200 isn't that high even for B350. +--- 634500312 +should i buy 4080 if it goes less than 1k? +i dont think 4090 price is even dropping +--- 634500380 +>>634500209 +I believe so but it's been years since I last tinkered with it. Might give it another go if I can be bothered. +--- 634500440 +>>634500312 +Should you? +I'd argue no because I wouldn't want to support these shitty market practices. +But I'm not you, I don't know if a new GPU would improve your gaming experience at all. What card do you have currently? +--- 634500514 +>>634499067 +Samsung got around it by having the power saving mode on out of the box. You can turn it off to use 8K, and that's compliant with the EU rules. +--- 634500608 +>>634454782 (OP) +i actually just finished assembling my pc into its new case (my old case didn't fit the 4070) +hwinfo is not detecting the 4070 yet but that GPU is a 4070 +--- 634500772 +>>634500440 +3070 +kinda dont like having not enough vram when doing lora training 4batch size+ +--- 634500864 +>>634461335 +nvidia cards rarely get price drops. +--- 634501331 +>>634497469 +based, all indians are seething, we no longer need to upgrade gpus +--- 634501345 +>>634456836 +>Actual human beings would've instantly hit the off switch the second smoke started coming out + +NPC's maybe, everyone with a brain knows the card is already done for so it's a pointless reaction. +--- 634501620 +>Still on a 950 +I'm going to take the dive soon as I get some cash in and update to a 3060. I need it to run AI. +Wish me luck lads. +--- 634501868 +>>634501620 +Ah, a fellow 950 Chad. Why upgrade when all new games suck? +--- 634502007 +>>634498267 +>whats the point of 4k and beyond? +If you edit videos use photoshop shit even excel spreadsheets all of that stuff benefits from the extra screen space you get by going to 4k +Even going from 1080p to just 1440p on my drawing tablet felt great simply because of the extra space +--- 634502386 +>>634465732 +>rtx 2070 super + +>somehow amd always loses to nvidia +>except when they launch a mobile equivalent of their gpus for consoles, then they beat the nvida desktop cards of the gen that releases one year after + +A fucking 1060 can even go as high as beat them by 35% in games of low requirements, what do people think consoles do when they need to run actually demanding games? where do you think they get that extra 90% more performance to reach a 2070 super? +--- 634502609 +>>634502386 +So why wouldn't you post hogwarts or tlou remake/tlou2 comparison? Why all the coping images feature dmc5, which does not have ps5 version, only ps4 one accessible via backwards compatibility? +--- 634502674 +>>634501868 +Like I said, I need to run KoboldAI For business purposes +--- 634503129 +>>634454936 +I'm trying to coast on my 3070 til the 60 series, I keep thinking about selling it and getting a 4070ti, but even that's pretty disappointing, it's going to be a long wait. +--- 634503194 +>>634454782 (OP) +When the 50xx series arrive. +And then, I'll wait for the 60xx series. +--- 634503321 +>>634464472 +i inaugurate all my GPUs with fallout new vegas +--- 634503402 +>>634455152 +Based King. +--- 634503525 +>>634503129 +I sold my 3070 and effectively 'upgraded' to a 4070 for $250. I feel like Nvidia intentionally gimped the 3070s vram, otherwise it would have been the inter-generational king like the 1080. For fucks sake the 3070 crashes when trying to playing RE4 at max settings. + +I'd recommend upgrading if you can sell your 3070 for a good price. +--- 634503981 +>>634503525 +I was actually going to give it to my brother and sell his GPU for a lot less, the memory issues are ridiculous. +--- 634504009 +>>634503525 +Remember when the 3070 was on par with the much more expensive 2080ti? And now the 4070 loses to a stock 3080. For $600, "budget card" they call it. +The GPU market is doomed. +--- 634504195 +>>634504009 +They're about on par at 2k, the 3080 is slightly better without the entire DLSS featureset. The 4070 also needs about 120 less watts under load. +--- 634504218 +>another poorfag thread +get a job +--- 634504304 +>>634454782 (OP) +>yet +Lmao, what? What do you even need 4K for? +1080p is still perfectly fine +>poorfag +I have better things to spend money on and most games I like aren't designed with 1080p in mind let alone 4K +--- 634504323 +>>634504218 +I have a job and the money lying around to build the fastest PC available, I just don't want to spend it all on that. +--- 634504325 +>>634504218 +>good mornig sir, consoom the needful +--- 634504361 +>>634454782 (OP) +literally why +--- 634504397 +>>634504009 +4070ti is on par with 3090ti and costs less power +--- 634504408 +>>634504304 +4k isn't even that expensive, and it's great, for older games it looks great, but the strangest thing is that Switch games seem to get the most out of 4k while not eating up all of your power while achieving this. +--- 634504726 +>>634458886 +>55" monitor +I-I don't understand, why do you need a monitor that big? +--- 634504836 +>>634504218 +get a new "argument" or better get a functioning brain +--- 634505021 +>>634504408 +>for older games it looks great +Am I not understanding something here? +Wouldn't you just see bigger pixels instead? +--- 634505231 +>>634455124 +this but unironically +--- 634505263 +>>634505021 +3d stuff, no. It cuts the jaggies and smooths stuff. Low res textures look like ass, but the game will overall look better. +--- 634505302 +>>634454782 (OP) +im thinking on upgrading to 1440p +--- 634505341 +>>634504397 +Hmmm, I think I'm going to return my 4070 and just get the ti variant for $230 more. I didn't realize how much more powerful it was than the 4070. +--- 634505421 +>>634464472 +GTA V with the supersampling x3. + +Unironically every 3D games should have a supersampling option like GTA. I know you can trivially activate it outside of your game, but still, it's like FoV, it should be here. +--- 634505428 +>>634505341 +Vram is crippled, though. That's going to hurt you in the long run. +--- 634505446 +>>634505263 +>Low res textures +In that case, it's nearly useless since there's barely any good games after the 6th gen +--- 634505514 +>>634505428 +he's gonna be fine if he lowers the textures from mega ultra to just high +there's fuck all difference between 2k and 4k textures most of the time anyway +--- 634505605 +>>634505446 +Like I said, it still makes a huge difference. This is an example of the textures being bad. +--- 634505639 +>>634505446 +This is where it shines, 2 seconds later. +--- 634505805 +don't care im still emulating pc engine and genesis games +--- 634506213 +>>634505428 +Only 1.6% of people have more than 12GB VRAM. There's no way developers are going to shit the bed so hard that they'll only be able to cater to ultra high end users, at least I'm fucking hoping. +--- 634506348 +>>634505805 +says the anon who cared enough to post about it. +--- 634506416 +>>634506348 +troon battlepass paypig tendie detected +--- 634506465 +>>634506213 +>there's no way developers + +im gonna stop you right there, have you seen the last few high profile releases and their VRAM requirements (or unlisted requirements because they run so fucking shitty)? +--- 634506492 +>>634506416 +says the anon that cared enough to project. +--- 634506549 +>>634506465 +dlss will save us bro +t.not nvidia +--- 634506614 +>>634506492 +ywnbaw +--- 634506642 +>>634454782 (OP) +Why? My 2070s runs everything in 1080p and i don't need anything better right now. +--- 634506806 +>>634506213 +Steam hardware survey can't be accurate. I can't submit my specs, and I know I can't be the only one. +--- 634506848 +>>634506806 +It's a survey, the idea is that a slice is more or less representative of the population at large +--- 634506852 +>>634506465 +We've had stints of bad ports in the past, I'm hoping this one will resolve soon. Gotham Knights, Last of Us P1, Forspoken, and Hogwarts: Legacy, have all been called out by the media and review bombed by users for their awful performance. +--- 634506934 +>>634506852 +The good news is it's all triple A goyslop so anyone who thinks they're "missing out" on good stuff should rightfully be shunned and ignored +--- 634507142 +>tfw still turn action-adventure games down to 30fps, for the filmic strobing effect +--- 634507474 +reminder that the push for 4K started in 2013, a full decade ago, and this is its footprint in the PC market today. +--- 634507514 +>>634507474 +>4k troons on ack watch + +YOU WILL NEVER BE A RESOLUTION +--- 634507517 +>>634507474 +majority of the steam userbase are fucking third worlders at this point +--- 634507603 +>>634507474 +>language: simplified chinese +>51% + +holy shit is chang that dominant in the steamsphere now lmao, march of the bugmen +--- 634507615 +>>634507474 +4k has always been enthusiast grade, it's hasn't been until last year that it started to become affordable ($800, so maybe still enthusiast). + +>>634507517 +Most steam users are chinese. It's impressive how large China's gaming population is despite not producing many games themselves. +--- 634507692 +>>634507615 +>changs playing shitty knockoff MMOs and mobile games all day +>constantly have huge meltdowns and review bomb stuff because it doesn't respect their faggy cultural traditions or makes fun of their faggot egotistical culture/government + +they deserve the lo mein rope, actually one of the most obnoxious groups of "people" on earth +--- 634507836 +>>634507603 +Those had to be bots, there is no way for such a huge swing otherwise. +--- 634507952 +>>634492959 +you understand that isn't how resolution works right retard? +the only things u can see clearer are things further away, cloud, who is up close, will look identical +ofc shit will look blurry if ur rendering at a lower resolution than ur monitor compared to the actual resolution of ur monitor, but thats not an actual comparison +--- 634508097 +>>634507952 +Zoom in, move the slider and focus on Cloud. +If you see no difference you need help quick. +--- 634508246 +>>634454782 (OP) +Good morning, sir! +>Nvidia dances with Nvidia, AMD dances with AMD +>Instead of card+a video game +>Yess a retarded corpo shill from shitting street have made this meme, how can you tell? diff --git a/v/634455447.txt b/v/634455447.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..46400368cec6ec69d8d62fea70d7b47e8ee228bc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634455447.txt @@ -0,0 +1,588 @@ +----- +--- 634455447 +Why did capcum release an incomplete collection? +--- 634455669 +>>634455447 (OP) +How did capcom manage to fail so hard at making starforce fun when MMBN was so good? +--- 634455939 +>>634455447 (OP) +I had Omega Force as a kid. That game was hard as fuck, I only remembered it recently +--- 634455954 +>>634455669 +Same thing with how the classics are fun but the X series is hot garbage +--- 634455990 +>>634455447 (OP) +Star Force has a better story and characters, but BN has better gameplay. +--- 634456153 +>>634455669 +I dont know because I find it to be the opposite +SF battles are way faster and more dynamic and thus more fun +--- 634456368 +>>634455669 +star force 3 mogs the entire bn series but star force 2 is worse than bn's lowest points +--- 634456698 +why doesn't the collection include the anime neither, who cares about fucking artwork if you dont get the impressive cartoon series? +--- 634456734 +>>634455669 +please play star force 3 +--- 634456883 +>>634456698 +Because it would be a waste of space +Disregard the 2 GB file size for 10 16 MB GBA roms +--- 634456969 +>>634456368 +A game that combines BN6 with SF3's noise system would have been a masterpiece. I wish SF4 happened as it would have been the perfect oppurtunity to marry the two series since the scrapped plot for SF4 is close to being a distant future BN7. +--- 634457312 +>>634456883 +you can usually check off components to install on steam, it SHOULD come with the anime optionally. +--- 634457395 +All in the collections are gba. Maybe Vol 3. and 4.. +--- 634457412 +>>634457312 +But anon, faggot console users are not allowed to do that, therefore, NO ONE should get the animu +--- 634457494 +>>634457395 +Also I don't know what I'm saying btw. Don't know how many other games there are. I'm just out of it. +--- 634457561 +>>634455669 +>Have a wonderful solid battle system that everyone loves +>what if we dumbed it down in the sequel series despite the fact that it's on more advance hardware and can do 3D +>wouldn't that be funny?! +--- 634457632 +>>634455447 (OP) +they have done this since the first MM Collection. they know what they are doing. +No MM Soccer.No MM and BASS. No MM Racing. No MM X command mission. No MM PS1 Adventure. No MM3 Saturn version. No MM battle network GC. No MM battle network wonderswan. +--- 634457803 +>>634457561 +It was even weirder when the devs were trying to add a lock on teleportation system just to make sword chips, a battle network staple, not worthless in their new gimped 3 tile sytem. +--- 634458145 +>>634456368 +starforce 3 mogs 99% if not 100% of rpgs by making random encounters exciting +--- 634458380 +>>634457412 +oh silly me, we can never have nice things +--- 634458790 +>>634457632 +can't wait for Random Spinoff Collection 1 & 2 +--- 634458801 +>muh dumbed down battle system +don't care, it's more fun than using 1-2 chips per turn because of the stupid chip codes +--- 634459104 +I love the MMBN games, but they had a good run and I don't need more. +Star Force had great potential. I think it failed to live up to its potential. But even if I think a lot of the decisions they made were stupid, I do unironically respect the attempt to make a spiritual successor. + +That's kind of what I'd like now too. +Not a new MMBN game. Not a new Star Force game. But yet another successor. +--- 634459164 +>>634458801 +>his chip folder wasn't 90% one or two codes by the time he was 20% into the game +Unironically a skill issue +--- 634459308 +>>634458801 +you were suppose to make decks with 1-2 codes at most +--- 634459368 +>>634457803 +I never really liked sword chips in BN, so the risk/reward approach of SF's chips made them interesting for me. Not to mention the sheer absurdity of bushido chips in SF3 +--- 634459379 +>>634458801 +IN Starforce you can only select like 2 or 3 cards a turn. In BN if you are not an idiot you can use 3 or 4 consistently +--- 634459485 +>>634459379 +>IN Starforce you can only select like 2 or 3 cards a turn +noob detected +--- 634459510 +>>634455669 +SF is literally a dumbed down BN with a vertical perspective, and Geo needs an entire game to be even slightly likable. I never played past the first game for years +--- 634459537 +>Born in SF timeline +>Social treat you like garbage because you are an incel with 0 Link Power + +What did Capcom mean by this? +--- 634459681 +where did this meme of geo being an unlikable character come from? sf's writing btfos every other megaman game +--- 634459863 +>that guy that ran rogue noise and the mu barrier giga card +--- 634460021 +>>634455954 +X~X4 are good, unless you have impossible standards. And the OG series had duds like MM1, MM4, MM9… +--- 634460123 +>>634460021 +MM1 and 4 sucked but dont talk shit about 9. 9 rules. +--- 634460395 +>>634458801 +3 panels is claustrophobic and limits enemy attack variety. Massive mistake. +--- 634460480 +>>634459681 +Because his likeability comes from his improvement a lot of people can't jive with him because he isn't great from the start. Also, he can be too relatable in a bad way sometimes. +--- 634460529 +>>634459681 +If you only play the first chunk of SF1, Geo is kind of a prick. +So I assume it's from that. +--- 634460843 +>>634459863 +Thats why you use buster. +--- 634461040 +i've always been a Star Force child. playing the DX patch right now. i'm at Futaba's story arch and picked up some nice battle cards. hope the series will miraculously return i don't really care all too much how. +anyway, you are a backyard hoe +--- 634461230 +>>634461040 +DX is a real gift for SF fans. It's honestly kind of a miracle it even exists. +--- 634461376 +pega sus lol +--- 634461496 +>>634461040 +>>634461230 +DX patch? +--- 634461583 +>>634461496 +google it, it's a ROM mod that salvages a lot of lost Stat Force 1 content with lots of QoL updates +--- 634461648 +>>634461496 +a patch that gives the game a unique hard mode, tons of new content that i won't spoil, and an improvement to the battle system in the form of star cards (not to be confused with sf2's boring and lame star cards) +--- 634461684 +>Automatically enter Finalized during the final boss + +Kino as fuck +--- 634461689 +>not initially the 'main girl' +>but the team decides they like you better and pushes you to that position anyway +Absolute Giga-Stacy Energy +--- 634461760 +>>634461583 +>>634461648 +Whoa. I was going to play Starforce for the first time after I finish my Battle Network playthough. Would you say it's fine to play it blind? +--- 634461882 +>>634461760 +DX makes the first game absolutely obsolete and borderline unplayable. Go for it. And since you're good enough to finish BN you might want to try hard mode right away, it's really good. +--- 634461928 +>>634459164 +>game flaw is somehow the players fault +--- 634462057 +>>634461689 +damn i'm not that far yet. they push Sonia away for her? i love Luna but i don't love her THAT MUCH +--- 634462067 +>>634461689 +Sexoooooooo +--- 634462086 +>>634460021 +>>634460123 +Whats wrong with MM4? Maybe its nostalgia but I played it like 20 times when I was a kid and enjoyed it +--- 634462362 +>>634461928 +>game flaw +It's not a flaw lol +--- 634462526 +>>634462057 +Not exactly but she goes from obviously sidelined to being actual competition for Sonia and when it comes for the damsel in distress moment in 3 it ends up being Luna as well. +--- 634462594 +>>634462362 +When players rant about it then its a flaw. Spergs like you dont count +--- 634462687 +>>634455954 +X1,2, and 4 are better than any classic MegaMan game. +--- 634462692 +>>634462594 +>When players +You mean your tard ass? +--- 634462842 +>>634462692 +No, us real MM fans. Secondaries need not apply +--- 634462976 +Starforce was a mistake because it's literally just dumbed down bn in first person +--- 634463010 +>wow starforce sure is dumbed down haha +>*cheeses the entire game by slaping gateman's ass/spamming beastout/whatever bullshit the other games had* +--- 634463226 +>>634462526 +but doesn't that make sense though? Sonia can actually fight back so the one to be saved would be Luna +--- 634463312 +>>634463010 +The difference is that unlike starforce. My disingenuous retard, is that a first time player wouldn't know how busted bn can be unless they looked it up beforehand + +Meanwhile starforce literally gives you an autolock, a shield. And any retard can bumble his way to victory +--- 634463365 +>pegasus +>doesn't matter, no one likes mmsf2. ninja i guess +>red joker + +post yours +--- 634463398 +>>634463365 +I genuinely don't remember. +--- 634463504 +>>634463312 +>players can use the mechanics the game was built around to beat the game +holy fuckerino... +--- 634463578 +what's the difference between the versions and which ones should I play +--- 634463612 +>>634463504 +>no argument +I rest my case +--- 634463662 +>>634463365 +Is there any reason to choose Red Joker over Black Ace? +--- 634463987 +>>634463612 +post yourself beating le mu xa and rogueSX back to back then u can talk shit about how dumbed down and easy the game is faggot +>>634463578 +sf1: DX, no contest +sf2: ninja if you like parrying stuff, zerker if you like spamming status effects, saurian if you like charging cards for extra damage. use the patch that reduces the retarded encounter rates +sf3: whichever you think is coolest. they're both OP as fuck in singleplayer. but black ace is probably better for getting higher ranks because of the free quick gauge. the only real differences are the giga cards and red joker/black ace. +--- 634464028 +>>634463365 +i don't remember how it worked without the DX patch since they gave every form special traits, but i partially hate Pegasus for the constant auto-aim bullshit +mine is +>Dragon +>Saurien +>Black Ace +--- 634464046 +>>634463662 +The cover form obviously, and likelihood for different noise forms, and certain cards. Other than that they're the same game. +--- 634464419 +>>634463987 +was there some region where sf2 was split into 3 regions? +I know in NA, it was zerker x whatever in 2 versions. +--- 634464481 +>>634455669 +Starforce 2 wasn’t that great I’ll give you that, but the first game was solid and Starforce 3 is unironically kino. +--- 634464505 +It's intentional malice. An actual good colleciton would have allowed you to use cards introduced in the sequels in the earlier games. +--- 634464519 +>>634464419 +it was zerker x ninja and zerker x saurian. but you still pick only one of the two when you start a new game. zerker was an option in both. +--- 634464583 +>>634464419 +sf2 had 'three" versions, but zerker (elec) was shared between both carts. ninja and saurian were exclusive though + +sf1 did pegasus, leo and dragon. last one was gamestop exclusive in NA. dunno what their endgame was there +--- 634464601 +>>634464028 +Saurian is the worst form in series. I can already tell you didn't 100% the game because RogueSX is literally impossible without auto lock-on +--- 634464775 +>>634464419 +No. I imagine they originally planned to release 3 versions separately just like with SF1, but changed their plans due to SF1's sales. +SF2 also had a pirate tribe at one point to cover every element. Imagine if Capcom had the balls to release 4 versions of the same game. +--- 634464825 +>>634464601 +you can auto lock-on manually too though? you just can't turn it off with Pegasus +--- 634464903 +>>634464775 +The NA localization of BN3 having a version split was really the beginning of the end +--- 634464923 +>>634464825 +auto lock-on is exclusive to Ninja in sf2 +--- 634464990 +>>634463365 +Pegasus +Zerker +Black ace. +Picking red joker denies you of the kino of turning into Ace's form when he givea you a pep talk from beyond the dead. +--- 634465038 +>>634457561 +No. That would not be funny. +--- 634465509 +>game crosses the fucking line +--- 634466116 +>>634465882 +Too edgy. Only kids will like this +--- 634466141 +>>634460021 +When you say Megaman 9 do you mean the FIRST time they went back to NES style, or 2nd but soulless uninspired one that followed (Megaman 10) because otherwise that's the first time I have EVER heard that take. +--- 634466194 +>>634461689 +still a shitty Tsundere + +>>634465509 +I was happy +--- 634466296 +>>634457632 +This is like asking for the Zero series to be included in the X collection though. +--- 634466327 +>>634455954 +>>634460021 + +Not even BN was filled with hits + +BN1, BN4, and depending on whether or not you like liberation missions, BN5 +--- 634466375 +;_; +--- 634466398 +>>634461928 +Do you consider mana colors in MtG to be a flaw as well? +--- 634466454 +Is this the MMBN thread? +>playing Gregar +>trying to relive childhood experience of FUN +>end up grinding for each chip code when I know certain Chips have PAs +Forgot how autistic I became as I aged. +--- 634466707 +I feel like a big problem a lot of people have with Starforce is that they're trying to play it like Battle Network when it's almost a different genre. They probably should have worked on the card system a bit more make the differences more clear. By 3 they almost had it figured out. +--- 634466761 +>>634455954 +>X series is hot garbage +X-X6 were all great, X7 was a dud and X8 was awesome. +--- 634466854 +>>634466116 +based kids +--- 634467267 +>>634463365 +>Leo +>Zerker x Saurian +>Red Joker +--- 634467320 +>>634466761 +X6 competes toe to toe with X7 for the worst in the series. That game is god awful +--- 634467663 +>>634466375 +I take it someone didn't see the ending +--- 634468335 +I'm thinking of playing Star Force after I'm done with the BN collection, which one would it be better to play on, PC emulation or mobile emulation? +Playing on my phone seems nice since it's portable, but I don't know how bad it would feel to play with the dual screens along with the controls crammed on a small phone screen. +--- 634468590 +>>634467663 +in the starforce original complete works the artist who drew the ending image of ace said it's non-canon and his fate is up to interpretation. it's over... +--- 634468703 +>>634455447 (OP) +Which game on the collection should i start with first? +--- 634468948 +Haha +--- 634469238 +>>634468948 +i have some funny edits +--- 634469257 +>>634468703 +Idk the first one? Dumbass +--- 634469332 +>>634468335 +>small phone screen. +Uhh everyone have a pc right? +--- 634469432 +>>634469257 +Idk theyve got online multiplayer but im not sure which one everyone else is playing +--- 634469475 +>>634469432 +6 for pvp +--- 634469478 +post your favs +--- 634469619 +>>634469478 +i only have one fav +--- 634470219 +>>634457561 +It's funny, because the reason for it was Capcom stated Battle Network was "too complex" for most players, but ended up selling far worse than the Battle Network games. +--- 634470303 +>>634469478 +--- 634470553 +>>634470219 +>but ended up selling far worse than the Battle Network games. +I still think it was BN4 killing any interest in the RPG side series that doomed SF more than any of it's actual faults, BN4 was the best selling game in the entire series and sales of every game after continually dropped. +--- 634470591 +>>634470219 +>but ended up selling far worse than the Battle Network games. +No it isnt. Incel opinions dont matter +--- 634470694 +>>634470591 +sales numbers aren't opinions. the games were selling so badly that star force 3 didn't even get a european release +--- 634470906 +>>634470694 +>the games were selling so badly that star force 3 didn't even get a european release +I'm so glad flashcarts exist and that DS games are the easiest games to pirate in the wolrd. +--- 634470970 +>>634470219 +>selling far worse than the Battle Network games +I think that had more to do with "why should I buy this $40 Mega Man game for my child when there's 10 $10 Mega Man games one shelf lower." +--- 634471080 +>>634465509 +>the bad guy broke the rules of engagement and fucking vaporized my girlfriend in front of my eyes +Jesus Christ capcom +--- 634471134 +>>634463365 +>Leo +>Zerker X Ninja +>Black Ace +--- 634471402 +use this and warriorsoul for guaranteed rape kino +--- 634471684 +>>634471402 +>first time playing the game +>had this card in the folder against dread joker +>he uses his missile spam attack +>fucking shred through his missiles with just my buster +i came +--- 634471854 +You guys should skip bn 1 on the collection and emulate the ds port. +It's such an improvement it's not even funny +--- 634472245 +>>634470303 +damn you can add a custom profile picture to the game? +--- 634472608 +>>634455447 (OP) +star force 3 is one of the goated games... i remember walking into eb games with my mom and not expecting to get anything that day, picking this cause it had a sick cover not knowing what to expect and not really having high hopes because none of the games in stock looked that great... next thing i knew i got the fucking game of a life time that took me on an emotional roller coaster adventure where i got to make friends, grow as a person, have alittle romance, and find emotional closure with my father +--- 634472742 +>>634471854 +What's the difference? +--- 634473108 +>>634472245 +yeah but it takes fucking forever to do it. +--- 634473350 +>>634473108 +theres a program u can download that lets u upload an image and receive a cheat code that replaces your pic with the one u uploaded +--- 634473401 +>>634473350 +how am i supposed to do that on a cartridge +--- 634473476 +if your so net savvy, type boskeletonrp but have the skeleton spoilered +--- 634473548 +>>634456698 +is that a dude vomiting into another dudes mouth? + +sauce me, vomit plays hard to find +--- 634473559 +>>634472742 +>Lowered encounter rates +>Get to play as SF Megaman +>Made a lot of the areas a lot less infuriating +>Map at the bottom is a god send +>Updated sprites and music + +Honestly its that or dont play BN1 at all because the QoL changes are needed +--- 634473664 +>>634472742 +you don't need a chip to leave battles +--- 634473697 +>>634457632 +>MM X command mission +clearly getting bundled with MM Xtreme 1 & 2 +--- 634473847 +come to star force you sick fuck +we got +>boy with severe depression +--- 634474201 +>>634461689 +Look at how fucking flat she is. Goddamn that's hot. +--- 634474363 +>find new chip +>be happy like a little mf +>try it out +>it's_sick.jpg +>new way to throw hands +>also have two girls swooning over you +i love this game so much bro's +--- 634475427 +dr. regal won +nebula won +--- 634475569 +>>634466761 +No +--- 634475820 +>>634473548 +Its from chainsawman +--- 634477653 +>>634466854 +>geo looks gives crimson dragon the side eye after powering up before going into round 2 +Probably the coolest shit that cemented SF3 as my favorite +--- 634477841 +>>634473559 +>>634473664 +I looked it up and only found a fan translation for a Rockman.exe Operation Shooting Star, I assume that's what you're talking about since it seems it was made in the StarForce era. +--- 634478456 +Megaman BN Collection is a massive success > Capcom releases SF collection > Capcom makes Starforce 4 + +Trust the plan +--- 634478760 +>>634478456 +>Capcom makes Starforce 4 +After they release ZX 3 +--- 634481362 +le bump +--- 634482673 +>>634458145 +I feel this way about the series in general to be honest. A random encounter in most of BN or SF is so much better than the shitfest slogs that are any other RPG. The exceptions are BN1 where encounters are god awful and SF2 where the encounter rate is retardedly high for some reason. +--- 634483569 +>>634455447 (OP) +It's complete. What are you talking about? +StarForce ain't Battle Network. Starforce was discount Battle Network to begin with. +--- 634485265 +>>634483569 +Retard +--- 634485643 +I remember enjoying SF1 but never played the other two. +--- 634487103 +>>634485643 +You are missing out. Atleast play 3 +--- 634489596 +>>634455447 (OP) +Starforce games suck ass, the should not taint the battle network name. +--- 634489904 +why doesn’t crapcum make mega man games anymore? they only care about sf, re and mh +--- 634490993 +>>634487103 +Always meant to play them but lived in a small town so getting games at the time was hard. +--- 634491272 +>>634470694 +>europoor +This is your attempt at correlation? They barely even got 1st-party DS games. +>>634489596 +>>634485265 +--- 634491335 +>>634491272 +Retard +--- 634491346 +>>634485643 +SF 3 mogs every megaman game including BN series but SF 1 is worse than BN and SF 2 is utter shit +--- 634491357 +>>634491335 +>>634491335 +--- 634491487 +Retard +--- 634491583 +>>634491487 +shit, meant for >>634455669 +--- 634491653 +>>634491346 +I'll check out 3 soon maybe. Do you need to play 2? +--- 634491845 +>>634491653 +2 introduces Rogue who's fairly relevant. +It isn't a terribly important entry otherwise, try it if you're willing to turn your brain off. +--- 634491848 +>>634491653 +If you have autism like me you play jn release order to get that continuation feeling. But you can play any of the 3 games whenever because you'll be in a new settings with every game. They'll allude past events and friendships but that's it. +--- 634494705 +>Play the game normally +>Didn't know there block button +>Only realize after fighting a boss that keep spam tsunami +--- 634494775 +>>634494291 +--- 634496701 +>>634494705 +just counter the hits bro +iirc I made it up to Andromeda before I gave up and started using it regularly in my first playthrough +--- 634497059 +You pedophiles made me realize video games are for eternal losers. Hope you're happy. +--- 634497203 +Only thing I remember about 2 is that I eventually got sick of it and Tribe King'd my way through. +--- 634497289 +I love starforce. Never cared about dumbed combat but from bn to SF1 but aside from 2, the trilogy is solid and starforce 3 is one of the best megaman games ever made +--- 634497438 +>>634455669 +Might just be me, but I appreciate being able to actually use sword cards by dashing forward instead of staring at the enemy while we both wait for AreaGrab to pop up in my folder. +--- 634500832 +>>634473548 +a girl vomiting into the dude mouth +https://mangasee123.com/read-online/Chainsaw-Man-chapter-21.html +--- 634503452 +>>634499245 +My trad wife Luna +--- 634504332 +>>634499245 +Sonia is cuter but Luna is more wholesome +--- 634505964 +we're a hope stelar board +--- 634506113 +>>634505964 +No. +--- 634508208 +>>634506113 +fuck off shitty tsundere with dumb hair diff --git a/v/634459459.txt b/v/634459459.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1656fe8f797629a291e4ca45f647cdaa41674bc8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634459459.txt @@ -0,0 +1,740 @@ +----- +--- 634459459 +What your guy's favorite stage? I like Mt. Gulg for the music +--- 634460061 +>Come up with different BGM for each stage +>Overwrite it with the same battle theme in every stage +--- 634460723 +chaos shrine i love the 2nd part music +--- 634461407 +>>634459459 (OP) +Probably the mansion stage from XV or the underwater reactor stage from VII since they're both rather straightforward and have less crazy effects so less slowdown. +--- 634461519 +FOR I AM +--- 634462590 +>fuse two pieces of equipment together +>summon % only went up by like 3% +This is gonna be a long grind, isn't it? +--- 634463060 +>shadows rising +>It only appears for 3 seconds in that bullshit scene +P A I N. They could've at least played it a full time at least once. +--- 634463329 +>>634459459 (OP) +Chaos Shine for sure +>>634462590 +That's part of the appeal +--- 634463715 +im so fucking addicted to this game, yesterday i unlocked the rifts and gilgamesh difficulty this is a new game now lol +--- 634463909 +>Coral Memories: The Avenger +>Open up a new path behind a locked gate +>Save point +>Elevator +>Hallway after the elevator +WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT THE SAVE POINT BEFORE THE ELEVATOR INSTEAD OF AFTER IT +--- 634464210 +I just started bahaumut difficulty + +what the fuck am I supposed to be doing +--- 634464341 +Whats the easiest way to apply ailments? +--- 634464581 +>>634464341 +A good amount of the Spirit stat helps a bit +--- 634464657 +>>634464581 +what do the different stats do outside of scaling abilities that say they scale with X stat(s) +--- 634464658 +>>634464581 +Gotcha. Im trying to make the most use of the "restore MP when hitting weaknesses" paladin subjob and applying holy weakness faster would make it a lot more reliable. +--- 634465405 +>>634464581 +>Lv. 300 +--- 634465605 +how the FUCK can I get anima crystals in DLC3? +rift isnt giving me shit. +--- 634466148 +Teleporting in the gun stance is so fun bros +--- 634468369 +>>634464658 +Anima crystals are a bitch and a half +--- 634468424 +>>634464210 +Redo old levels for dragon treasure and to uncap the jobs. +--- 634468546 +>>634468424 +what the hell do I do for a buitd + +was looking at 400drk/250berserker but it looks like that got patched a longtime ago so I dont even know what to start building up to +--- 634468771 +>>634460723 +This. A shame it only plays for the last minute of the level before the boss room. My other favorite levels have got to be the 6 level and the 15 level. As shit as 15 is the level is great, probably because it's more of a XIII versus level. +>tfw want to hear Cray Claw's banger phase 1 theme but I always nuke it in 5 seconds +--- 634469174 +>>634459459 (OP) +>FOR WHAT IS A MAN, +>WHAT HAS HE GOT? +>IF NOT HIMSELF +>THEN HE HAS NAUGHT +--- 634469268 +>>634469174 +I've been singing this song to myself literally all day now. Especially that part. Why is it so good? +--- 634469574 +How do I stop smurfing retards from joining my game with max item level and job level and one shotting everything with Zantetsuken ruining my fun? +--- 634469791 +>>634462590 +You are probably working on early summon gear if you got an entire 3% out of a fuse. All that work will be fore nothing once you get gear that drops at 300+ Summon Affinity. I hear at enemies level 180 they drop at 600+ Affinity but I am still struggling with 130 enemies +--- 634470142 +>>634465605 +Do the main/side missions on the world map. +--- 634470298 +>>634468546 +That synergy still works. +--- 634470328 +>Behemoth +>It's another huge boss with similar windups that both Jack and the camera get stuck on +>And also it can cancel its head sweep to the left snapping straight into Heave +Boy I sure do love these garbage fights, it sure breaks up the monotony of other bosses actually being fun +--- 634470505 +>>634459459 (OP) +>people finally playing SoP +nice +the last bit of the OST is maximum gigakino +>way of hope and despair +>the cycle +>breaking crystal +>darkness +>become chaos +--- 634471319 +>>634470298 +then I'll do that I guess! I looked into dlc3 builds but I am a ways away from them +--- 634472208 +How the fuck do I get started with level 400 bahamut difficulty stuff? I got a set of level 400 gear so I don't have the red ! point next to missions, but I still get ripped a new asshole by everything, especially bosses +--- 634472690 +>>634459459 (OP) +Does anyone know if equipment effects will stack? Or is it like Nioh where you need to mix and match so they won't overwrite each other? +--- 634472709 +It's pretty damn cheesy but I think I've settled into a playstyle for the back half of the postgame, going through DLC 2 right now, gambler and hunter, both with guns, gambler luckmaxxed with a bunch of int for roulette and starlight spam and hunter with max strength and mp gain for building up the mega laser that melts everything +--- 634473017 +Man Bikke kicked my fucking ass. +--- 634473051 +>>634472208 +item level is no longer king after 300 because the basic numbers on gear don't go up anymore. master points, affinities and effects on gear are important +--- 634473160 +Death Machine +--- 634473265 +>>634473160 +more like ded machine +https://streamable.com/apgj8h +--- 634473489 +I'm having so much fun replaying old levels at 400. I'm playing extra mode with sage and black mage +--- 634473747 +>>634473489 +>extra mode +--- 634473872 +>Sidequest unlocked: Go and kill all the fiends again +Its going to make for good job grind i guess. +--- 634473935 +>>634473489 +AYO THIS NIGGA IS BEING DIFFERENT AND HAVING FUN! GET HIM! +--- 634474062 +PC or PS5 +--- 634474968 +is there a list of where all limit releases come from? +kinda annoying having to wade my way through menus trying to find limit releases for the jobs I want +--- 634475205 +>All of Astos' attacks kill you in two hits +For fuck's sake. +--- 634475520 +>>634473747 +I know I'm fucking up, but it's so much fun. Any tips for when extra mode gets ripped away? I'm assuming that's when I have to buckle down, sort through my inventory keep one of every item for fashion, and start figuring out affinities. + +For now though I'm having a blast unlocking all the limits +--- 634475561 +>>634474062 +PS5 +--- 634475804 +>>634475205 +Welcome to the rest of the game +--- 634475905 +>>634474062 +>Not always going PC +U wot m8? +--- 634475931 +Was this tardo expecting us to pat the monsters into surrending?. I think someone won a date with the big S +--- 634476095 +>>634475520 +>keep one item for fashion +>there's still no actual transmog system +Can I get all looks later or is my save bricked and I need a new one? I'm not far into the story. +Also, I remember someone saying guns break the game on lower difficulties so I'm avoiding them, do other DLC weapons trivialize the base game too? +--- 634476165 +>>634460723 +>Approach tower +>Music instantly makea you cum +Thats how I knew I would love this game +--- 634476180 +how exactly do I want to play with guns? +it just feels kinda alien to me after playing this and nioh 1 and 2 +--- 634476230 +>>634476095 +As far as I know, only the Armor of Light set you get at the end of the base game is permanently missable. The Stranger clothes can be reacquired if you discarded them like I did, they just seem to be incredibly rare. +--- 634476238 +>>634459459 (OP) +I got a "cannot read memory" error that crashed my game, and now I can't load my save file. This is like the 4th crash in 5 hours of play. What the fuck is going on? +--- 634476343 +>>634476095 +you can get all armors again I think though Id lock the starter gear and the welfare warrior of light armor you get later because those might be very random to get again. + +most weapons and builds and jobs break the game at certain progression points. I wouldnt pay mind to it. many of them also become irrelevant fast again. I dont think gun is very broken in the main game anyways. +--- 634476353 +>>634475905 +>square-enix pc ports +--- 634476384 +>>634475931 +jacks combat style is excessively brutal. the guy isnt wrong. +--- 634476405 +>>634475905 +pc port is worse than the ps5 version +--- 634476463 +>>634464657 +Str - Physical damage +Agility - Crit damage +Stamina - Physical def +Intellect - Magic damage +Spirit - Magic def + Status effect buildup +Luck - ???? but makes Gambler stuff go apeshit +--- 634476501 +>>634476095 +Guns are busted, but I wouldn't straight avoid them. Feel free to use any staff because pilgrim is fun as shit. But guns are pretty broken if you're using party memebers +--- 634476591 +>>634476353 +>>634476405 +It's gonna run like shot regardless. Might as well get it on a system where you don't have to pay a subscription to play online and where you can play the game easily when you upgrade your PC years down the line. +--- 634476775 +>>634476591 +>where you don't have to pay a subscription to play online + +what does that have to do with anything - is this game multiplayer? +--- 634476869 +>>634476775 +Fuck yeah it is. Grab some pals and play this shit coop. +--- 634476902 +>>634476591 +nah the port is pretty shit +the ps5 version is superior +--- 634476963 +>>634476180 +get the barrage skill. +--- 634477006 +>>634463329 +>Tech Support +'ite. As filthy GTX1050 user, is my only choice to get stone solid 30fps is to set it to adaptive resolution? My only problem is when it's a grassy area the resolution is toned down to almost 360p youtube compression, and even then it's still dropping to aroynd 20fps. I refrain from continuing the game when I reach the XIII area because of this. I want to enjoy the area because it's quite nice to look at in the original game. +--- 634477007 +>>634474062 +whatever platform you know more people to play with. +--- 634477250 +>>634477007 +is this game on Xbox? +--- 634477253 +>>634476902 +>>634476405 +>>634476353 +>Play ps5 version +>Game looks like a DS game +Naw +--- 634477281 +wonder what mainstats to spend job points on on paladin. many sound good. +do I want str? feels like most of my damage comes from holy fang which is all HP. +dont think I can justify agility. +intellect could be cool because it boosts mana gain on hit. +obviously pumping tons of HP. +--- 634477326 +>>634477253 +it looks dated regardless of platform +--- 634477386 +I don't understand what to do at endgame/dlc. I did the mission where you fight the warrior of light, then the one after where you meet bahamut, but I don't see any new missions now. + +What is the new content? Where are the new missions? I know I can unlock higher levels of missions with crystals but I was under the impression the dlc featured some sort of continuation of the storyline. + +Tl;Dr what am I supposed to do after unlocking bahamut difficulty +--- 634477679 +The game runs great on my PC +Constant 60 fps +--- 634477681 +>>634477386 +for bahamut you actually dont get all that many story missions, you just prepare for the bahamut fight on bahamut difficulty (fight only shows up on bahamut difficulty). +DLC2 has more story and a new progression mode thats kinda like a roguelite. +--- 634477727 +>finish base game story +>pure unfiltered kino +>someone a few threads ago mentioned that it gets even more kino in the dlcs +holy shit stop, my dick can only handle this much jack +--- 634477812 +>>634477681 +Ok, how do I access dlc 2? I'm seriously lost at the moment. Do I need to grind up and beat bahamut or something? +--- 634477874 +>>634477679 +Yeah it runs really well for me also, except in one map that tanks it to 10fps half the time. Still playable because lol axes. +--- 634477931 +>>634477253 +It looks like that on a PS4 too, good lord you don't understand how much shit was outsourced for this game. And just built like fucking retards. +--- 634478009 +>>634477812 +Beat Bahamut and then the intro mission for the next DLC shows up +Collect Dragon Treasures to unlock the Bahamut fight but you're gonna wanna level up the classes you're using for more master point bullshit on the way +--- 634478023 +>>634477931 +You might say the development cycle for this game was a bit....chaotic. +--- 634478065 +>>634473160 +I spent so long getting gaped by that pile of scrap that I can do it without getting hit now +--- 634478097 +Do I seriously have to go floor 100 in the rift for the last limit releases? +--- 634478123 +>>634478009 +Ok. I was just wasting my time looking for the other dlc stuff then. Thanks. +--- 634478132 +>>634476180 +Use the aim skill and delete everything +--- 634478152 +How do I get jacks chaos armor? +--- 634478165 +>>634477727 +well I'm in DLC3 so far and it hasnt been very kino yet. kinda mild. +its very satisfactory on the gameplay end though. now I can indulge in combat and character build autism. in a way its a reversal of the main story which is all story and gameplay hardly matters. +--- 634478212 +>>634478152 +DLC 3 mission. +--- 634478245 +>>634478165 +I really, really like this image. +--- 634478347 +>>634477679 +2070 Super 1440p, and I think my FPS is a stable 70. The game is SUPPOSED to slow down like a fucking dynasty warriors game after you soul crush an enemy, right? +--- 634478490 +>>634478347 +Fps lag or slowmo? You can turn on 'fast soul burst' in the game options, and also adjust graphics settings if it is making you lag somehow. + +I recommend the the special k graphics injector for this game, it smooths out the fps amazingly well. +--- 634478563 +I cheesed NG as zerker+sage. Give me a new combo that is completely different but still works well together, please. +--- 634478636 +>>634478245 +its all yours my friend. +--- 634479124 +just passing through to pay respect to jack's strength, hope everyone's having a blast playing this masterpiece +--- 634479359 +Okay for combos that require a direction input, it feels like you wanna flick the stick at the same time you press the button? As opposed to holding the direction before and as you press the button. +--- 634479492 +>>634479359 +As per the katana tutorial i played: Yes. +--- 634479698 +I keep getting fucked trying to play with keyboard. Is controller any better? +--- 634479830 +>>634478490 +Are you using any special settings for special k? +--- 634479848 +>just beat Omega and Nil +I don't want it to be over yet. +--- 634479972 +>>634479359 +Yeah flick and just tap the button +Game doesn't respond well to mashing unless you're using fists +--- 634480293 +>>634479359 +yeah its like playing smash bros and its really weird. +--- 634480363 +its also weird how some weapons only let you do the directional moves after the first hit, and then some let you do it raw like the spear. +--- 634482617 +>>634480363 +Lance forward thrust into fast charge Zansetsuken on breaker is sex +--- 634482774 +i don't understand exactly what the 400% affinity bonus for the basic jobs does +--- 634482794 +Western Keep is kind of nuking my frames, gonna mess around with settings later. Are you guys using DLSS? +--- 634482951 +>>634482774 +Gives you access to every special move for their weapon type, including all of the ones that only come from abilities on weapons +--- 634482961 +>>634482774 +You get every extra attack you could find on weapons unlocked +After you beat Gilgamesh a few times in the rift he unlocks even more moves that can appear, which you also get on 400% affinity +--- 634482997 +>>634480363 +it's easier after first hit because you can hold the direction instead of needing the stupid same time +--- 634483454 +>worm does it's fire rolling attack into me as i'm soul bursting +>die from the fire that i can't escape from +>have the ai lead a tonberry knife into me by dodging in my direction +>lost 10 hours of rift items and progress because of this +my luck is unbelievably dog shit. to make matters worse i've been getting nothing but green affinities on my equipment so i can't fuse for my builds. +--- 634484393 +>>634483454 +>>lost 10 hours of rift items and progress because of this +Wait, what? I've yet to go down a floor yet but just how much do you lose? +--- 634484543 +>>634484393 +Literally everything +All your monsters' progress, all of your rift consumables, any unidentified artifacts and the arcanium shits +--- 634484676 +I only just finished hard mode and the future autistic itemization looks rather intimidating. I like the gameplay itself and want to at least finish the dlcs though. How essential is being super autistic about your gear? +Also is there any better way to change gear appearance than putting it into presets and tossing that gear into storage? Seems like I'm jumping through too many hoops for fashion. +--- 634484916 +>>634484676 +It doesn't matter until the last difficulty, I've been rolling with just a super basic build of 400% dark knight on paladin and slapped everything through the first two dlcs +And no that's just how the fashion system works +--- 634485126 +>>634484916 +Good to know and goddammit that's fucking annoying. They made fashion easy in so many other games, why'd they fuck it up here? +Guess I should just be happy it's possible at all.. +--- 634485129 +>>634484676 +Stack some combo of Dark Knight/Paladin/Berserker and spend some crystals to level faster and you probably won't get fucked too hard +--- 634487230 +Jack, get up! +--- 634488713 +Fuck Guardians fuck everything about those robotic niggers. +--- 634488852 +>>634487230 +Fuck you, that’s why you aren’t in my party anymore. +--- 634491502 +Anyone want to do some co-op rift at around level 75? It's starting to feel tedious trying to reach floor 100 so that I can get access to the new boss movesets and better accessories. On PC and if anyone replies we can setup a lobby. +--- 634492192 +A toast to Lufenian genocide! +--- 634492593 +How long did it take for you guys to realise every stage was a reference to a previous game? It took me until not-Crystal Tower and hearing the theme for it. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmmwjWnRYgo&t=95s [Embed] +--- 634492681 +How do you guys manage loot once you unlock fusing? It just seems like everything has the potential to have what you need and the auto disassemble doesn't seem to have the filters to make it easy to get rid of items I don't want. +--- 634493147 +>brute force my hands on some level ~400 gear to see if it makes the dragon shop have gear around that range too +>it does +>but it is also now 1k dragon treasures more expensive +Well, that wasn't helpful. + +>>634492593 +Second stage i was like "hey, this looks like sastasha!" but it took me until the not-crystal tower too to realise the Dimension number was literally referencing the title. +--- 634493805 +God this game is fucking great +>party members are simple but not without character +>Jack isn't edgy, he's just extremely to the point and has some range +>weird background plot shit in the lore notes/loading screens +>blowing up enemies into red chunks and loot is super satisfying +>all the classes are an awesome action translation of the final fantasy jobs +The way it's all so straight-forward and to the point makes me really nostalgic for JRPGs like Dragon Quest 3 or SaGa, in how there's not a huge focus on making things more weighed down by the narrative than they need to be when you can just go go go into the gameplay. + +I'm super early in the game still, but it seems like classes aren't necessarily upgrades from eachother? I'm thinking I like Maurader's passives more than Beserker's, though the beserk ability is really nice. They weren't kidding when they said you could OHKO enemies with a fucking axe like it's nothing. +--- 634493979 +>>634493805 +>SaGa +Goddamnit, I really need to play one. I might pick up TLR or Unlimited (if it doesn't get remastered) after T3B, FFVI and TO:R. +--- 634494203 +>>634459459 (OP) +>Blessing of Light from Knight DOESN'T fade on switching classes +>Works with Holy Fang so your blocks do damage PLUS a holy fang wave +>Activating it as Blessed Warrior means it refreshes on a parry, even after class switching so it basically never fades +>Can beef up your health, damage, MP recovery on parry to obscene levels +>Enough space to build in 120% Breaker to refill break gauge with damage dealt, so your blocks and parries pay for themselves, Tyrant 400 so auto crits when the enemy gets afflicted with holy, Liberator 120% for easier parries and Monk 400% for health and more Holy Fang damage. +I didn't expect a turtle build to be so fun, let alone viable. Watching Gilgamesh literally kill himself against my shield was fantastic +--- 634494657 +does anything come close to berserker/marauder, damage wise? oaxe skills are retardedly strong +--- 634494948 +>martial master + 21 blackjack +--- 634495552 +After beating the main game is it better to rush to the end instead of finding chests. I’m 200 trying to reach 400 and I ran it at that level but the first enemy never dropped gear. Quickest way to increase level? +--- 634495869 +Can someone post the pasta ? I just started the dlc 1 and I'm lost with all the new systems +--- 634496760 +>>634493979 +SaGa is fucking fanastic. I can personally recommend RS3, especially if you want something that's light on the fluff. Party members only have a few lines, but they're still colorful and memorable. Gameplay is satisfying with lots of options, fun fights even if the balancing is all over the fucking place, and gorgeous locations. Best way to play is with a /vrpg/ thread up so you can ask for tips if you get stuck instead of looking shit up. I think the best part of the games is that feeling of being lost, which ties into the mechanics and adventure itself. + +And Unlimited just got a remaster too, so you're in luck. +--- 634496809 +IT'S UP TO YOU, SOPHIA +--- 634496889 +>>634459459 (OP) +stage is probably the one stage in DLC3 +I really wish we had a bunch of maps like it in the rift + +Maybe for the sequel +>>634463060 +And ruin the scene? Preposterous +--- 634496928 +>>634496760 +>Unlimited +Wait, what? What, what, what, what, what the fuck? Source!? + +Also, should I press on with T3B? Should I drop T3B and play TLR instead? + +>>634496809 +I love Dragoons. +--- 634497009 +>>634496928 +Wait I'm clinically retarded, I got Unlimited and Minstrel Song mixed up, sorry. My bad. +--- 634497050 +>>634496760 +>And Unlimited just got a remaster too, so you're in luck. +Don't you mean Minstrel Song? Unlimited was the wheel of fate one and my personal favorite in the series. I feel like they wouldn't blindside me like that +--- 634497104 +>>634495552 +Most of your gear in an average stage is going to be rare drops from mooks. The fastest way to increase level is just to wear the paladin gear you got after beating the game and immediately going into bahamut and picking any flavor of 400 mission you can do reasonably quickly. +--- 634497140 +i like assassin but am i a fucking moron for using it solo? it feels like it was designed with a party/coop partner, and i can rarely get in back hits. +--- 634497146 +>>634497009 +It's fine, Minstrel Song is STILL a Takai game as much as it is a Kawazu game. I MAY or may not drop T3B for that one. +--- 634497287 +>>634493147 +same on the satasha part +--- 634497359 +>>634494657 +Endgame SoP makes everything absolutely batshit +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm69-ACD0CU [Embed] +Wanna magic grug? You got it. Wanna counter grug? You got it. Wanna enemy ability grug? You got it. It's hard to even compare builds because of how the upper limit gets. + +>>634492681 +I toss everything into storage that makes it through my dismantles. I only dismantle based on chaos effects increasing based on my rift progress + +First I, then II, then III etc etc +When it's time to fuse, I fuse, the filters handle everything +When it's time to clear storage (which is a very rare occurence) I filter based on my auto-dismantle and manually dismantle everything in bulk. + +The overall proccess of managing gear for me is about 30 seconds. Obviously excluding gear with summon blessings which require a few seconds per identification. +--- 634497654 +>>634497140 +No. Back attacks are just one of many ways to get your crits. It's generally easier to get those through affinity synergies +--- 634497826 +Cute kpop! +--- 634498036 +>>634491502 +Piss +If you're ever around now/tomorrow I'll do some rift with ya. +--- 634498526 +I'm in DLC 1 and how do you even build breaker? You stack effects for big ass R2 damage or what. +--- 634498651 +>>634498526 +Big sord go woosh +--- 634498725 +>>634498526 +Basically, yeah. Breaker can all in on Zantetsuken +--- 634498771 +>>634476463 +Agility increases Critical Break damage instead of damage, Luck increases the average rarity of drops (Drop rate is separate) +--- 634498838 +>>634497359 +That's not longer an action game though, so by striving for that you've actively ruined the game for yourself. +--- 634499080 +>>634498838 +Anon, it was an example of upper limit. Done for the explicit purpose of letting people know they have nothing to worry about in class choice. + +That said +>ruined the game for yourself +People play for different reasons, anon. I intentionally steer clear from all cannon builds just to keep flavor of fights and maintain the "sweetspot" between challenge and viability. + +But, the online and co-op presence in these games since launch has shown that a large number of people enjoy overwhelming offense. +--- 634499560 +>Do one random side mission on chaos difficulty +>Get the achievement for beating the game on chaos difficulty +--- 634499592 +>empties your break gauge in one attack in your path +MOVE ASIDE +--- 634499627 +>>634499560 +I've seen somebody else mention that. Seems like it's a pretty consistent bug. + +>>634499592 +>fully buffs himself towards the end of the fight +Stop that +That's my trick +--- 634499638 +>>634497140 +It's easy to land back attacks solo on almost every boss if you optimise your punishes. +--- 634499682 +>>634499627 +>>634499560 +I think it's fucked in general given that you need to have anima crystals to even play chaos stages. +--- 634499747 +How do/did your set up your auto-dismantle on Bahamut? should i just dismantle everything below 5/artifact? + +>>634499682 +very first stage on chaos doesn't require any crystals on its lowest level. +--- 634500464 +>>634499747 +>How do/did your set up your auto-dismantle on Bahamut? should i just dismantle everything below 5/artifact? +For bahamut? Depends on how smooth you want early Gilgamesh to go. Ideally you would still need some chaos effects on all of your gear to make the transition more lean. + +Or were Chaos effects DLC2 and 3 only? Can't remember. Anyways if it is in Bahamut I would set them up around pic related: +Deletes everything that's either not a Red or doesn't have a chaos effect. + +I can't remember the drop range of job affinities in bahamut or else it would be more detailed. But this should by default dramatically reduce the amount of gear you're thumbing through +--- 634500612 +Haven't touched the game since about 3 weeks after release. I remember back during release the job that was considered the worst was Ninja. I heard that since then Ninja has been buffed. How so? + +Also, speaking of balancing, now that the final DLC is out, are there still any bad jobs? +--- 634500641 +>tfw all of my gear with good skills on would be retardedly expensive to fuse and everything that can be easily fused has shit skills +--- 634500848 +>>634500612 +>How so? +Ninjutsu is stronger, there's more affinity budget so you can dip into making it stronger, and you can effectively have unlimited ninjutsu dependent on how hard you can afflict status ailments. The latter point being a nonissue as the final boss of DLC3 drops an enemy skill that inflicts nearly every single status ailment all at once regardless of your current spirit. + +Basically it's just better now. Most jobs peak at nearly the same heights. Which is well more than you actually need. +--- 634500896 +>>634470505 +>the last bit of the OST is maximum gigakino + +The soundtrack in general is absolutely fantastic. My top 5 personal favorites are: + +1. Black Knight's theme song (especially its first phase): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guWppsj9_xY [Embed] +2. Marilith theme song (both phases are equally good): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrDnTqKZvcA [Embed] +3. Astos's theme song (especially the second phase): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYto2FSQjes [Embed] +4. Final Emperor's theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTi6DjOKalw [Embed] +5. Bahamut's theme song (mostly the first phase): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqkKkFE04iE [Embed] +--- 634500909 +>>634500641 +If it's bankrupting you in crystals it's due to the level gap between what's being fused and what's being used to fuse. +The bigger the gap, the higher the price. +--- 634500974 +>>634500909 +yeah I know, I've got loads of stuff that like a hundred levels out with good shit but it would be like a thousand crystals +--- 634501113 +>>634500974 +Oh. Then you're in a situation I was in. I had to junk nearly all of my old gear halfway into DLC2. Hundreds of manually locked gear rendered forever unusable. + +Though technically in DLC3 you swim in so many crystals, treasure, and manikin dupe materials that you'll never hurt anymore but by that point the gear is worthless. Funny how that works. +--- 634501121 +>>634498036 +I'm not sure if the matchmaking is fucked or not, I'm from australia so maybe that is why it couldn't connect? I'm still playing now. I'll put the password Sneed. +--- 634501172 +>>634501121 +Never mind the password is 12345 since I cant use letters +--- 634501267 +>>634501172 +>not making the password Sneed in leetspeak +--- 634501274 +>>634501172 +Give me the room ID as well, can't find it via a standard search so it might be a matchmaking thing. +--- 634501361 +>>634500896 +I'll admit I wasn't expecting to like both versions of The Emperor's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XwhV2R4_XY [Embed] +Pretty good +Also you goober, 'Final' Emperor is SaGa. +--- 634501472 +>>634501274 +Where is the room ID? I only see the option to have password, playstyle and who can be my companion (i chose anyone). +--- 634501478 +This is grim! +--- 634501532 +>>634501472 +If you press start and press R1 you'll go to room settings +It'll be at the top left of the screen +Pic related is an example: +--- 634501574 +>>634501532 +28293628 +--- 634501654 +>>634501574 +Piss. +Yeah it's a region thing +I kind of thought as much but I was still hoping it'd work. +Sorry anon +--- 634501785 +>>634501654 +No worries. +--- 634502547 +Why is the server browser still such a broken piece of shit +--- 634502661 +>>634459459 (OP) +post best chaos memes +--- 634503072 +How the fuck do I make this game run better for a 2070 Super? Do I just need to switch off of 1440p? It literally seems like no matter what settings I change it bounces around wildly between 25 and 45 FPS. Just got done with the Elemental Core with everything to set low and the fucker was nuking my frames to 18. +--- 634503143 +>>634502661 +--- 634503336 +>>634503072 +Set the FPS limit to 60 +--- 634503436 +>>634503336 +I swear to god if it's that simple I'm gonna FUCK Chaos. +--- 634503670 +>>634503436 +When I played with the limit set to 120, I had insane slowdowns but once I changed it to 60, everything became smooth +--- 634504382 +>>634503670 +any good affinities for building MP offensively as a caster? samurai 600% with mp regen on parry is what I'm using right now, there's also berserker 600% and dragoon 250% for constant lightbringer uptime and passive MP regen during it +--- 634504590 +>>634504382 +Evoker for constant regen, Cyclic Warrior if you want MP limit regen. +--- 634504667 +fucking delete horses +--- 634504821 +>>634503072 +USE DLSS. +Turn off AA, turn off FPS priority mode, turn off motion blurgh, turn off ambient occlusion and bsync and chromatic abomination +Use quality DLSS @ 1440 +--- 634505183 +>>634503670 +I get some massive slowdowns at 120 but only during soul bursts, which looks cinematic so I keep it on +--- 634505226 +>>634476095 +I can confirm that default clothes are unlosable even without locking them as I still have them in inventory +>9 hour session +Should've played this game sooner +--- 634505516 +help. GTX 1070TI i7-8700k 32GB ram installed on SSD dropping to 20 fps in crystal tower on normal settings. what do? i saw someone with my exact specs running it at 120fps +--- 634505549 +>>634505226 +you can eventually trash them and get high level versions of them +--- 634505616 +>>634476095 +I'm deep into the second to last difficulty and guns are still raping everything (mostly because of Aim making every shot take 1/4 or more off pretty much every enemy) +--- 634505663 +>>634463329 +>>634477006 +>>634505516 +Help these guys out +--- 634505912 +>>634493805 +later jobs are "advanced" and I think with that they just mean that they have more complexities to consider, rather than being flat out improvements. +--- 634505916 +Best jobs for neon and Sophia ? +--- 634505995 +>>634505916 +Paladin and Dragoon +--- 634506007 +>>634463329 +Respecting, he did it his way. +--- 634506123 +>>634505516 +crystal tower has some fucked up reflections going on that make my AA look like shit. +Id lower some of the settings but 120fps seems janky anyways so I play 60 on my 3070. +--- 634506202 +Bros, what do I do now that I unlocked the Bahamut fight? I've been getting my ass kicked and feel like I'm underleveled/undergeared. +Should I go around and get the limit breaks and level up before tackling him again? Am I going to have to go through the same stages while increasing the level bit by bit? +--- 634506318 +>>634506123 +It wasn't only there, that was just the worst of it. the FFXIII stage would stay at around 34fps, I actually couldn't get 60 no matter what I did. Is it possible the game is using my iGPU? I've never had a game do that, so I didn't really think it could be that +--- 634506391 +>>634506202 +yes the limit breaks are the most obvious way to improve now. also stack good affinities and start making builds. +you can also tackle the higher level missions and it will unlock all the lower level items. +--- 634506402 +I just got it for ps5. Im a few missions in and i love it. I just unlocked the sage class and im having fun with all the spells. Also i want to suck neons futa girlcock. +--- 634506602 +Using Axe for Berserker and GS for Paladin, wanting to use Spear for a bit, would Dragoon work in endgame? +--- 634506928 +>>634504821 +>>634503670 +>game now consistently stays between 45 and 60 FPS instead of 25 and 45 +>soul burst no longer turns the game into a dynasty warriors slow mo fest even on short +That was fucking retarded, game runs much better now. Thanks for the help guys. +--- 634507015 +>>634506928 +Oh yeah, forward and backwards inputs seem to be coming out a lot more frequently too now, mostly by accident. Wouldn't be suprised if 120 mode was fucking that up too somehow. +--- 634507790 +>>634506602 +Sure would +--- 634508309 +Can you just not talk to Bahamut and keep completing the trials anyway? Me and my friend just want to grind out missions and not have to remake the room every mission. diff --git a/v/634459474.txt b/v/634459474.txt index 0bf8af5ddebea2dac08922f7188e2ea3a7f6e1d5..dd02170f3e1b4c47cc8da7c280d32edbcf072a7b 100644 --- a/v/634459474.txt +++ b/v/634459474.txt @@ -310,3 +310,895 @@ but Yasuo was teh first to basically just say which is just shit to play around if you like ranged champs. being able to counter him if i'm feeling like a try hard is one thing, forcing me to play characters i don't want to play just because he exists fucking sucks. +--- 634470794 +>>634463089 +CLG got bought by Madison Square and they laid off most people from CLG and are now smushing the remaining league people into NRG. So CLG won't exist soon. +--- 634471562 +>>634470014 +>I still think they are just so much more cancerous champions +Like who? +--- 634473418 +>>634463089 +That profile pic is the eSports equivalent of that Feminine radio show art. +--- 634476002 +>>634460429 +Got to diamond 2 playing Jungle and Support, I don't know how the fuck people play top, that shit looks boring as hell. +--- 634476214 +I just miss the good ol' days when you could buy a Trinity Force on Jax and suddenly start winning 1v3 fights fairly easily +--- 634476582 +>>634465946 +God +Fuck +--- 634476714 +>>634459474 (OP) +nerfing whiplash in ultrakill +--- 634476835 +>>634476214 +you can still do that. +--- 634477218 +>>634466142 +Imo there have been 3 releases which permanently damaged League and are responsible for the plethora of aids champions in the game now. First one was Lee Sin who introduced the concept of a champ having multiple dashes and being basically manaless, second one was Ekko who introduced broken gimmick mechanics like rewinding time, last one was nu Irelia who introduced bruisers with multiple dashes and burst like damage. +--- 634478027 +Jhin is one of the worst designed champs +why do fags love him anyway? +--- 634478263 +>>634478027 +Almost every character with a mask is destined to attract the worst fans ever +--- 634478356 +>>634459474 (OP) +Role queue, applies to many games. +--- 634478553 +>>634459474 (OP) +Sounds like skill issue. +--- 634478617 +>>634478263 +this +--- 634478650 +>>634461531 +Master is average and so is 50%wr +Whats your point? +--- 634478670 +>>634459474 (OP) +reminder that riot shut down two seperate private servers for old league +there also is a debug executable out there for old lol with debug symbols, during the era before everything was serverside. +--- 634478814 +>>634459474 (OP) +Clown. Do you rememeber AP master Yi, or crit Gangplank? Or blue ezreal. +--- 634478862 +Is it wrong I hate league but can stomachTfT? +--- 634478868 +>>634478650 +>average +>0.05 perecnt of playerbase +>average +--- 634478893 +Anybody here playing off-meta jank? I loke Morgana jungle +--- 634478932 +>>634478814 +2 of those still live and are viable. +--- 634478952 +>>634466870 +I hate that faggot because laning against him is such utter cancer +--- 634479090 +>>634478650 +Do you take into account that a huge portion of lower ranked users are inactive users? +--- 634479123 +>>634459474 (OP) +Foxhole building damage change +--- 634479482 +>>634460429 +Its actually hilarious. Literally the first champ after season 3 ended was the garbage pit of design that is yasuo. I maintain that it started earlier with vayne beginning the near removal of tanks being able to actually tank instead of be bulkier DPS but like a switch it went from +>here's some average moba design with highs and lows +to +>heres the "skill based" champion that has answers to everything, quadruple the amount of mobility as the next best, and 4 different passives so he can scale off items meant for another class entirely +To this day ADC items have to remain mediocre for fear of yasuos and master yi's running the meta again. +--- 634479681 +>>634464086 +>45% armor pen for free +This shit pisses me off to no end. In smite i have to build 3 fucking items to get the same amounts of penetration you can get with one in league. League items have too many different stats and for top laners literally every stat is relevant and strong. They're so fucking afraid of tank meta coming back that actual tanks can't exist at all if they know how to counter pick/build, you just play tankier DPS. +--- 634479735 +>>634459474 (OP) +>complaining about Trashuo +>2023 +lol +--- 634479824 +>>634478893 +Leaguefags have no idea how strong off meta is. +They just copy le korean meta and feed in ranked. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcym30_XzY [Embed] +This game would be so much better if you see psychotic combos like this in every ranked game. +--- 634479932 +>>634459474 (OP) +I dropped league when they moved to severs to chiraq, they need to allow people to choose US East or US West, I'm not gonna play some high ping bullshit when I used to get 16ms +--- 634479978 +>>634459474 (OP) +almost every single character is broken in league nowadays, that or completely useless. +>master sneed able to 1v5 +>batlady healing herself back to 100% +>2k true damage barrels +>5 second stuns +>tanks being melted in seconds by ranged characters +>muh true damage +>muh macros +it all comes down to whoever has the most dumb ass broken character +--- 634479980 +>>634466870 +Yasuo drops below a 50% win rate for one single patch and the fucker gets instant and significant buffs. +Someone like ryze sits at 45% for YEARS and gets nothing until they rework archangel's staff, and then proceed to nerf both him and the item at once. +He ruins the game's design by existing. Entire item types can't be touched without fear of how they affect him and his OH MY 4 PASSIVES. He gets an obnoxious powerspike with no effort. +He's not even particularly squishy for it, i've seem yasuos face tank 2 mage ults, miss everything but one Q, and still just right click one to death before going himself. +--- 634479991 +I want season 2 graves back +--- 634480084 +>>634460010 +someone post it +>I will change your mind +--- 634480087 +People complaining are the same retards who dont know wtf items or abilities do and only copy whats pros do but then cry that they cant play like them + +I remember when everyone used to shit on Kassadin becauae he was a mepee mage, them some pro picked him up and started owning and all of the sudden, hes OP. +--- 634480093 +>>634479824 +I think the proof of off-meta being busted is how most of these master (obviously right after climbing) duos were like plat or diamond until they started running these crackhead bot lanes. +--- 634480154 +The beginning of the end. +--- 634480156 +>>634479824 +And if that Sion Zoe bot combo caught traction Riot would snuff it out like the fucking cunts they are, this is the main thing that made me quit. Offff meta builds get removed like AP Trist mid from way back or AP Tryn. +--- 634480262 +>>634480156 +There's too much off meta for them to ban with nerfs. +For every one of these that gets publicity there's like a couple dozen weird strats you can see on public trackers. +--- 634480409 +This always happens in live service games. At some point they release some bullshit mechanic/character and the power creep starts setting in and the game starts veering in a completely casual/shitty direction. +--- 634480494 +>>634459474 (OP) +when they reworked my boy Sion and removed one of the best AD items Atmas Impaler. Used to be an AD Sion top main with a 70% winrate lel +--- 634480508 +How do I be the most annoying cunt possible in ARAM? +--- 634480727 +>>634480508 +Stand in the hexgate so your teammatese cant go through. When they flame you, report them and they will get a chat restriction + honor level dropped to 0 +--- 634481009 +>>634480084 +--- 634481152 +>>634481009 +--- 634481307 +>>634481152 +--- 634481495 +>>634463670 +Problem is, DOTA isnt DOTA anymore. +Good vid: +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4f4dHghrMI [Embed] +--- 634481519 +>>634481307 +Is there a place for these or something, I remember summoningsalt way back that had tribunal chat logs like Mundo's shoes shop. +--- 634481695 +>>634459474 (OP) +This fucking item. +--- 634481712 +>>634465653 +This was when lol was great. +Each champ had multiple viable builds to adapt to, and the meta was less blatant. +--- 634481734 +>>634481519 +summonerscode.com had a bunch of shit like that but i doubt its been updated in years +--- 634481778 +>speaking of MOBAs + +Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices. +--- 634481868 +>>634459474 (OP) +how so? fucking Annie (literally one of the first champs) counters him +>>634460010 +>thresh +>made to have it all +oh I see +you are retarded +--- 634481978 +>>634481868 +explain to me how is blitz better than thresh +--- 634482038 +Every hour spent in this game is a wasted one. +All it does is make people angry and addicted. +--- 634482295 +>>634481978 +Since you're even asking that, you're too dumb to have a conversation with. +--- 634482368 +>>634481695 +>Counters high HP champions +>Counters High Armor champions +>Has decent AD bonus so you deal higher damage to squishies still +Forget about champions, this item is a definition of broken. Fucking killed pure tanks. +What the hell RIOT was thinking while making this abomination of item. +--- 634482482 +I hate League threads. +When you guys talk about old seasons a huge nostalgia hits me soo hard +I miss earlier seasons, i miss old league. +I miss old Sion, Aatrox, Morde and Volibear. +The only thing that keeps me playing this game is Ryze. +--- 634482654 +>>634482482 +I miss old prenerf morde +--- 634482668 +>>634481978 +his passive is good for baiting and has 1.3% better win-rate. +--- 634482731 +>>634482482 +refer too >>634478670 +--- 634482801 +>Removed Stark's fervor +>Removed mana burn and Wit's End +>Revorked Sivir +>Removed AD/AP hybrid options +>Removed AP Trynda +>Removed Silence on Talon's E +That's when I quit. +--- 634482809 +>>634459474 (OP) +>most CertainlyT designed characters are fun to play as but completely unfun to play against, including the reworks +>Darius is complete suicide to go against in solo, making you play like a bitch while he free farms +>Zyra, while a more controlled design since they had someone to keep him in check, is still a piece of shit since she can just free poke you and god forbid you try to jump into her at level 6 with plant buds around +>Thresh, the swiss knife support, enough said here, poke, saving tools, two minor cc's and a hook, amazing +>Yasuo the wind shitter, manaless, free shield after moving around, has an ability to micro dash to units, free critz, a knock up and mid ult invulnerability +>Kalista.... this one was actually decent, broken in pro-play, nerfed into the ground +>Zoe, this piece of shit at launch was just a broken glass cannon you couldn't fight against, the Darius of mid-lane and flashing away from her was not an option since she could just take it from the ground +>Aphelios, another piece of shit with way too much flexibility, thank fuck no one played him at the time due to the weird playstyle +>Mordekaiser rework, another can't fight against him type +>Graves rework, broken as fuck but not as jarring +>Caytlin rework, I still remember how late game you just can't push lane due to the wall of traps and obnoxious range that rivals a Tristana +>Warwick rework, actually fun, not as jarring to play against +>Akali rework, at release she could just go invisible under turret and get ignored, still a piece of shit to play against if she gets the slightest advantage +Now obviously there are other things that are not his work that are annoying such as Pyke but when things become standard, there isn't any going back. +--- 634482858 +>>634459474 (OP) +is a leafs only purpose to fall? +--- 634482861 +>>634481778 +>Speaking of LoR + +Devs think releasing only 40 new cards over 3 months, in the year 2023 of TCG games, is acceptable +--- 634482941 +>>634482368 +>What the hell RIOT was thinking while making this abomination of item. +>we have to have an armor pen item but our FUCKING RETARDED design philosophy says we can only have one pen item so it has to be super good at killing tanks and gold efficient too! +League items are all over stated (getting more gold efficient as you upgrade), all try to solve problems directly (as opposed to indirectly like some dota items), and have no granularity like smite items. Every item in LoL is all or nothing, either it does everything for a champion and does it all too well or it's trash not worth building 95% of the time. +--- 634482957 +URGOT ON TOP +--- 634483235 +>enemy goes invisible +>plop down pink ward +>nothing happens +>use red trinket +>still can't hit them unless you have AoE +pure fucking cancer +--- 634483362 +>>634482941 +>>634482368 +I swear they can make this game better by just not changing anything for a year. + +>>634482809 +>>634469583 +>>634467596 +>unfun to play against +I still haven't seen anyone explain why exactly. +Just hit him??? He has to stay still sometimes, you know. +--- 634483845 +How's my nigga Veigar? I stopped playing instantly when I got my Dota 2 beta invite back during the end of season 3. I miss playing Veigar the most though. Not many heroes in Dota 2 that have a stacking damage mechanic as enjoyable as Veigar's. +--- 634484045 +>>634478814 +ap yi is based, critplank is based +ezreal is only played by gay +--- 634484120 +>>634483362 +Try bursting him down while he plays on midlane, if that is still meta. That's right, he popped his wind. Try poking him, that's right the enemy minions are targeting you now, giving him opportunity to dash in and shit you up while his shields props. As for top lane, same things apply except he just crits your ass while he still has the upper hand and you slowly lose the war on attrition, not to mention he can just move around in your minion wave and knock you up while you take more damage. Obviously you have more chance on top since you can actually do something against him, but he's still a piece of shit that can harass you without getting fucked by enemy minion aggro. +--- 634484256 +Lol is a garbage game and a waste of time +--- 634484289 +>>634483845 +Just got nerfed, lost AP ratios early to gain an extra 5% at the end but it doesn't matter because most games are over before 25 minutes. And he can't go mid anymore because that's now a shitpit of assassins and bursty ADCs. He's decent enough in bot lane though where he can stack hard and leverage all the CC to feed jungler or bruiser supports. +--- 634484343 +>>634484256 +so brave +cumming +--- 634484442 +>>634460020 + +What so like alpha back in 2013? +--- 634484447 +>>634459474 (OP) +LoL went to shit with Ezreal's release, it was just a slow poison that didn't fully kill the game until years later, but everything bad about the game started with him kicking off the mobility arms race. Well i take it back, not everything was his fault, there were two things that killed LoL, mobility creep and resource removal, Ezreal at least still had mana costs. +--- 634484462 +>>634484120 +So he's unfun because he's... a lane bully. +Mhm. +--- 634484851 +>>634478893 +Me and my buddy used to play Pantheon Xin Zhao kill lanes bot, it was absolutely glorious how hard you could stomp, especially in the shitter ranks where ADCs would facecheck bushes. Of course that was more than a decade ago i'm sure Pantheon and Xin Zhao are pathetic shells of their former selves thanks to "reworks". +--- 634484965 +Aurelion going from skill based champion to the most broken champion in LoL that any retard can be good with is what broke the camel's back for me. +--- 634485015 +>>634484851 +Probably good now, bruiser duo is the most common counter to the hard pushing ADCs right now. +The off-meta vid posted here is basically that. +--- 634485051 +>>634482809 +Xypherious was the only good champion designer they had, even if his champs usually ended up a little broken they were always fun to play as and against. +--- 634485094 +>>634480928 +Should've been an optional fun game mode, not a game of its own. Fucking retards. Speaking of which, is V rising also dead by now? +--- 634485140 +>>634484851 +They're still good but the bruiser bot lane right now is usually paired with a mage or mage like support that can't hack it in the mid lane thanks to assassins. They can't even nerf em because people have been complaining about mages being underpowered for years at this point. +--- 634485167 +>>634459474 (OP) +For me it was Ekko. + +The guy has two passives with his passives, his W had two effects, his Q had huge base damage and AP scaling, ultimate ability was a huge nuke plus healing plus get out of jail free card. His numbers were so cracked it was best to build him full tank and be completely unkillable while oneshotting squishy champs. +Honorable mention to Elise for being the most esports friendly champ by being the first real jungler that could instantly kill anyone when you rush level 3. Tower diving, invading, there was absolutely no one who could match her early game strength. The pros absolutely loved that shit. +--- 634485249 +>>634484965 +>looked it up +WHAT THE FUCK +one of the most unique playstyles in the entire game and they just throw it out, why the fuck didn't they just make a new character +--- 634485363 +>>634485051 +>Xypherious was the only good champion designer they had +Absolutely not. His designs were all variations of giving Champs a ton of in-kit stats for free and/or using previously broken mechanics in a new way that the game wasn't designed for. + +>they were always fun to play as and against. +Vlad, Riven, Lulu, Orianna, Fizz and Renekton were complete cancer to play against. +--- 634485665 +>>634485249 +Because riot hates toggles +Thats really it, they want everything to be big bursts of bullshit because League is a bad strategy game larping as an action game. +--- 634485951 +>>634485249 +2 factors: +>Players are retards and don't like having to spend time to learn a character so they declare him shit +>Guy in charge of rework of him is his first big thing he did at LoL or something similar, aka, a new employee was in charge of rework +--- 634486231 +>>634484965 +>>634485249 +No one played him. his player rate was sub 1% all-region all elos. the only reason he had such a reasonable win rate was master and grandmaster autists. he failed miserably and they shouldn't have released him. +--- 634486346 +>>634484120 +If he's strong in lane just deal with it faggot. +--- 634486372 +>>634485363 +Fizz and Vlad are the only ones i'll give you, because cheap invulns are cancer. Riven, Lulu, Orianna, and Renekton were just a skill issue on your part. +--- 634486527 +>>634486231 +there are like 160 characters in the game and you can only play 10 per match, if every character was perfectly balanced you would only hit a couple % playrate no matter what +--- 634487063 +>>634486527 +>if every character was perfectly balanced you would only hit a couple % playrate no matter what +Imagine if during a TI 50+ heroes never got touched at all. That's what league is. its incomprehensible how badly balanced it is +--- 634487201 +>>634463089 +The whole NA league is in shambles and pretty much set to die next season +they basically throw money at importing pros from every other league without getting any results in international tournaments, they got side-lined to weekday streams in favor of valorant and viewership fell, a bunch of big name teams are not renewing for next season including CLG, TSM and 100T +unless RIOT does something drastic this pretty much will kill the NA pro scene +--- 634487376 +>>634463089 +League pro scene is dying because league itself is waning; the esports are just going first because they're all artificial in the first place. +--- 634487480 +>>634487063 +But anon think about it: clown balance of changing everything is the only thing keeping LoL "refreshing". +This game has no real content outside of New champs or gamemodes +--- 634487621 +>>634487201 +the rumour is that they're gonna relax import restrictions again +i think the only pro scene that's doing "well" is actually China. NA has been hemorrhaging money for years, EU does ok viewership but it's all poorfags so there's no drive for big sponsors (the one time they actually got a big sponsor, Frosk lobbied everyone to kill the deal because it was a Saudi sponsor). Korea is a weird one where the rumour is that only SKT actually does well moneywise and that's largely on the back of Brood War legacy + Faker, but despite being the most competitive server it isn't really growing and there's a struggle getting young koreans playing league. Only China seems to be growing AND making money, but with Xi Jinping insisting on trying to push restrictions on young chinese people playing videogames who knows how long that holds. +--- 634487653 +>Udyr got ANOTHER rework +Huh? +--- 634487928 +>>634487201 +>>634487621 +Also worth mentioning that NA LCS had a big sponsorship deal with FTX and reallocated their spending based on that projected income, and then it turned out to be a ponzi scheme. Whoops. +--- 634488604 +>>634467118 +you just described tryndamere except for the shield +--- 634488691 +I hate playing against any champ that can do more than one dash, simple as that. +--- 634488737 +>>634484965 +> First, they nerfed to the ground damage scaling from stars +Like... why?? That was the main thing he were fun to play, his only damage source. + +> Second: rework. +No more stars. No more map-size aoe's that stun entire enemy team. Just another mage. + +Could have just stab me with knife in a liver, still would be better. +--- 634488902 +>>634479991 +This +--- 634488986 +>>634487621 +Its wild seeing league pro scene as a whole collapsing from how big they got +--- 634489008 +>>634481519 +I miss being able to buy multiple boots +--- 634489094 +>>634488986 +a lot of it was artificially propped up +eventually wile e coyote has to look down and see he's not running on solid ground anymore +--- 634489124 +>>634485665 +Aniviabros I'm scared... +--- 634489127 +>>634488986 +league pro scene is collapsing because nu league design is cancer at a high level. just look at the champion pick ban rates at worlds +--- 634489152 +>>634488737 +Also want to add, that this is a (yet another) moment, when they completely don't understand what to do with characters + +It seems, that guy, responsible for character design quit RIOT or retired, or died, or whatev and Auru Sovl were left like a pile and when dev team suddenly found that they ALSO have this char, they didn't got anything better but to rework (aka delete original design and make new champion) him. +--- 634489256 +>>634489127 +>Millenial devs kill LoL +I'd celebrate, may Dota and Smite reign supreme. +--- 634489527 +>>634489256 +>dota +patched out of existance +>hi rez studios +never again +--- 634489620 +I mostly just play to play Yorick and Nautilus. I fear another Yorick rework or something stupid like trying to put Nautilus into the jungle. +--- 634489727 +>>634489620 +Nautilus used to be a jungler before they nerfed a bunch of his base damage +--- 634489858 +Did they change the Wind Brother #1 or something? Yasuo has always been deeply cancerous due to how incredibly overloaded he is. +--- 634489943 +>>634459474 (OP) +As shit as League of Legends has become, I realize now that CertainlyT did nothing wrong. +Yasuo is top quality compared to the dogshit overpowered, overloaded, tumblr reject champions we have now. +--- 634490090 +>>634489727 +It's because his ult is too strong in competive. Honestly they should just make it a line skillshot and give Nautilus malphite tier damage and scaling. +--- 634490367 +I've been saying this shit for years but all MOBAs need a breath of fresh air, some type of new map or 5v5 game mode with different objectives/tactics/mechanics. +Imagine if CS:GO you could only play one map or POE with only one league mechanic, it's super outdated philosophy at this point. +--- 634490402 +>>634489124 +she's the sweet spot of being bad and grandfathered into being a zoner despite riot obviously hating them +--- 634490426 +I dropped it at Ekko but Gnar was already pushing me over the edge. +The players being literal NPCs who were heavilly influenced by anything happening in pro play and who wanted their experience to be railroaded into every game being the same also contributed. +--- 634490597 +>>634490367 +Heroes of the Storm tried that and look where that got them. +Then again it might be the fact it was so painfully watered down compared to other MOBAs so that might have been the bigger issue. +Loved playing the siege tank girl. +--- 634490663 +>Played league from 2010 to 2012 with a rl friend, fucking loved it +>quit around fall 2012 for a year +>come back +>literally every person now has some weird psychosis where they can only talk about this gookclick pro named faker, and there is now a manless blink dash assassin that can roam and one shot anybody + +I think season 3 was the point that the game became homogenized and corporate. It only got worse and worse after thatm even the playerbase became more cancerous as time went on. I still play it sometimes, but I hate the champions made in the last few years, +--- 634490843 +>>634490597 +I never played it because HOTS was a shit game with no soul, but still, after spending 4,000 hours in DOTA and some 100s in League, I could without a doubt say we could use some other kind of maps with different mechanics for rotation for these 2 games. The genre is staler than grandma's vagina at this point. +--- 634490864 +>>634490597 +HotS was great before it started trying to force esports shit. Even now its still alive and gets you matches quick. +Really there needs to be a more PvE oriented ASSFAG. Add in more RTS mechanics if you want but shit like Aghanim's Labyrinth, Escape from Braxis, Doombots, and Odyssey: Extraction get beau coup players every time they come out but the games refuse to post them as permanent additions pretending people love the cock and ball torture that is ranked ladder PvP more. +Hell, the fact that its still 5v5 because of a fucking warcraft 3 engine limitation is absurd to me, why isn't there a 9v9 ASSFAG that embraces the chaos or an ASSFAG with tug of war custom game mechanics where 2 guys per team play commanders that choose what units march down the lane +there's so much room to do fun concepts but everyone wants to pretend its some hyper competitive genre when its just not, no strategy game where you're reliant on 4 other people to not be stupid is ever competitive +--- 634490887 +>>634489943 +while most of those designs are obnoxious, what they did to the ruined king after all these years is worth killing someone irl over, and the fucking anime scissors girl is actually unforgivable +--- 634491164 +>>634490887 +Hilarious that everyone still makes fun of Viego to this day. +The entire reason for this all powerful Liche Guy ending up a shirtless Disney prince is because of China and Korea. +--- 634491270 +>>634490864 +This anon gets it, although maybe I would personally stray less far from the main core concepts of 5v5 destroy the nexus type of mode. +But adding in some RTS element while you do it actually sounds interesting. Man even allowing some maps to be better for certain heroes due to it meshing with their skillsets I don't mind. +--- 634491426 +>>634487063 +League terribly balanced but for esports. Competitive play is just way too different to soloq. It is true that only like 40% of the entire roster gets picked in the tournaments, but that's not true for soloq. Most champs are viable (if you know how to play them) with maybe the exception of the very few which are momentarily in the bottom of the shit pit. + +I don't know why people care about this that much, though, esports sucks. I don't about what is broken for those niggas if it is balanced for the average player gameplay +--- 634491545 +>people still defending Yasuo +Fuck off. His windwall is bullshit, period. +Gwen can negate range but you can make the choice to get in and do damage. Braum can negate range but he's stuck facing one direction during that time. +Yasuo's wall is just a major fuck you to all kind of range magic or not, doesn't have any drawbacks whatsoever, and even when you're right into his face, which is exactly what he wants, if he fights in the wall he still negates all kind of range damage. AND THIS SHIT WORKS ON AUTO-ATTACKS. + +Oh you want to challenge an objective with range? Get fucked. +Oh you want to defend your turret with range? Get fucked. +--- 634491697 +>>634486372 +Nope. They were nerfed repeatedly for over a year after release for a reason. All of them were Pick/Ban at every rank regardless of what skill issue dumbshit reasoning you want to pull. +--- 634491751 +>>634486372 +Riven was bullshit. Renekton had no laetgaem. +--- 634491758 +>>634459474 (OP) +friend just told me Malzahar is a hard character +--- 634492082 +>>634489943 +I just realized some time ago that pyke was actually a black guy. I always thought he was some kind of dark monster/zombie or some shit like that +those brown girls are hot as fuck though +--- 634492159 +>>634478893 +Morgana jungle was meta for a while. I'm about to try fizz top this evening. He's relatively safe with his kit and his damage looks pretty good looking at the numbers. +I like trying "forgotten" champions because chances are they are OP since Riot hasn't touched them in a while. +--- 634492197 +>>634491545 +It's not really as bad as you think it is. +You only think he's unfun because you play ranged and even they aren't totally helpless against him. It's not like his W is up all the time. + +Run Udyr mid or any melee rapist and he'll be seething with a W that does nothing. +--- 634492287 +>>634491758 +retard? +--- 634492340 +>>634490597 +The reason it failed is because it was a latecomer to an over-saturated market. Everyone already either played lol or dota, and hots didn't do enough to either steal players or attract people who didn't like lol and dota. + +League's dominion is the most fun this shit genre has ever been, and the average lol player hated it because it required them to re-learn, adapt, and be mechanically decent. The primary reason the genre took off is because casuals could just coast on their teammate's coattails in half of their matches, if a game ever required them to actually be GOOD to win, why would they want to play it? Hots was closer to that, where there weren't any real carries and if your team had dead weight on it then you were pretty much fucked. +--- 634492451 +>>634492197 +>just play around +No shit. That's not the point, the windwall is just retarded. +A simple example is a Yasuo miraculously playing with his team means that for any teamfights he'll just remove half of the opposite team for a whole 4 sec for any objective point. +--- 634492569 +>>634491545 +Good point, but I'm more enraged by skills that give invuln for microseconds or completely hide enemy champion from fight. +Yi's q is first what comes to mind. Stack that up with Drakkar passive. +Dashes that make enemy untargetable even for aoe's. +That fucking snowball in fucking ARAM, yes, even that infuriates me. + +Wall is 20 second cd. In League, by the time when 20 seconds pass, you'll get raped twice from full hp. +--- 634492753 +>>634492340 +HotS was actually finding it's niche as a PvE-focused game with unique heroes like Cho'gall, Aba, and Murky. +And then Blizz fucked it up by shoving it into a sanitized, e-sports shaped hole. +I gave up on the game when they finally reworked my boy Azmodan. It's a fucking travesty what happened, but I was a fucking shmuck to believe Blizz could put out a decent product anymore. +--- 634492783 +Every time i play Seraqueen or Gwen I self insert sd them! +--- 634492915 +>>634492340 +>>634490597 +Blizzard had the opportunity to make billions. +All they had to do was to make a DotA clone. +In the engine of SC2 but with all the original heroes from Warcraft. Arthas, Illidan, Jaina... +DOTA2 would look like Chinese bootleg DotA. +LoL would be like bootleg of a bootleg. + +But no they had to make the shit that reflects how much of blizzard faggots they are. Mounts and furry faggotry and casual shit for housewives. +--- 634493029 +>>634492915 +If Blizzard made a new Dota you can trust they would have ran it into the fucking ground they same way they have every other franchise they control. Valve and Dota 2 may not be perfect but I trust them leagues more than Actiblizz. +--- 634493057 +>>634459474 (OP) +For me it was when they fused masteries and runes. The peak of the game was not super-broken keystones + freeform runes to choose, it was so much fun. +--- 634493469 +>>634466870 +>be ahri +>my q, w and e are eaten by the yasuo wall +>just like that 75% of my active spells are gone +>teamfight is over and all i did was hop 3 times with my ultimate for minimal damage +--- 634493679 +>>634492753 +god damn i loved hots back in the day. +--- 634493875 +I dont really care about the champion releases to me its riot refusing to nerf shit or making patches that completely fuck up the game (durability patch for example) +--- 634493964 +>>634493469 +>cast every skill into yasuo's wind wall +>cry +how's the weather in bronze, anon? +--- 634494052 +Bros I miss Dawngate. I tried it and was hooked despite having thousand of games of League. Just dropped lol for a few months. And then it was promptly shut down. +Basically every late item had an interesting effect. Like the mythics of League, but as far as I can remember. More and cooler. +I also thought every hero had so much more personality. King of Masks, may you rest in peace +--- 634494081 +>>634489943 +>sera +>asian +she has fucking blue eyes you idiot and is from Zaun. +In fact, this whole list is fucking disingenuous. " Asian" doesn't exist in ruenterra. Ionia is asian inspired. +--- 634494228 +>>634466870 +Yasuo is the highest skill-ceiling champion in the game +--- 634494261 +>>634493469 +>be ahri +>dash to the side when he walls +>cast your Q, W, E freely +??? +you could have at least used a mobilityless mage that has most of their kit disabled by it like lux as your example +--- 634494408 +>>634494228 +that's Malphite. +--- 634494470 +>>634494228 +>only master +cute +--- 634495021 +Are there any mobas which are more like an "actual RPG" with skill trees, some kind of branching in them or whatever. Maybe more damage types like elemental and resistances. I want a condensed character building experience like a moba. With more classic rpg stuff. Just not so set in stone with 4 abilities. +Dota having the two branches of talents does not count. +Please shill me anything close to this +--- 634495190 +>>634459474 (OP) +assasin meta was a downfall of league + +played it for 3 years had enough of shitty kids playing assasins feeding and blaming team. + +yasuo kids nad zed fakers every match +--- 634495503 +>>634462790 +People actually believed them when they said TT and Dominion cost too much money to maintain. I had more fun playing Hide’n’seek on Dominion than I ever did on Summoners Shit. And TT was a much better casual mode than ARAM (where all people wanna do is play a backline caster and spam spells) +--- 634495834 +>>634491545 +Fuck off. Gwen is far more cancerous than Yasuo ever was. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tCSkJFK63g [Embed] +>GWEN IS IMMUNE +>GWEN IS IMMUNE +>GWEN IS IMMUNE +>GWEN IS IMMUNE +--- 634495856 +>>634462790 +>>634495503 +people look at me like im going full schizo when I say that riot removed 3's and dominion to consolidate all players into the main moneymaker : Ranked +Fuck them, and fuck riot, give me dominion back you cowards +--- 634495984 +>>634495856 +They removed Twisted Treeline because it was infested with bots. +God I wish it would come back as rotating. +--- 634496030 +>>634495856 +nobody played +i remember having upwards of 1 hour queues and the game mode being filled with bots. +--- 634496031 +>>634492783 +I don't know why in that image they draw her like she was a submissive scared girl looking at his abusive boyfriend about to hit her +--- 634496071 +>>634495834 +To be fair, Gwen got absolutely gutted after a year after her release and probably will never get buffed until an eventual rework. +--- 634496116 +>>634496071 +She needs to be gutted even more. +--- 634496242 +>>634496116 +I had one in my team a few days ago. She goes like 6/1 at the end of laning phase, and she didn't do shit and we still lose the game because of jg/bot diff +--- 634496279 +>>634491545 +Gwen takes zero skill to play. +--- 634496352 +>>634496242 +yeah cool story nigger, meanwhile she's a top pick in pro play and she dominates high tiers +>press 1 button +>delete whole team while being invulnerable +lol +--- 634496354 +>>634495984 +>>634496030 +I’ve encountered more bots on aram than TT +--- 634496364 +>>634496242 +She has zero teamfight potential. She only works as a splitpusher but can't use Hullbreaker because she's entirely AP. No reason to use Gwen anymore now that Jax, Fiora, Irelia, Riven can use Divine Sunderer to deal with tanks. +--- 634496426 +>>634496354 +bots are everywhere, that's hardly the problem, it's the 1 queue + bots that are damning +--- 634496465 +>>634496354 +Only ever happens in in aram if you're on a fresh account. Never seen one my high mmr aram account. +--- 634496478 +>>634496426 +>>634496354 +1 hour queues, also i'm talking about dominion, not TT +--- 634496540 +>>634495984 +That is a copout and you know it anon. +>>634496030 +Your anecdotal evidence means very little when my own subjective experience is far superior. +--- 634496617 +>>634496352 +>meanwhile she's a top pick in pro play +wtf are you talking about? are you watching vods from one year ago or something? +https://gol.gg/champion/list/season-S13/split-ALL/tournament-ALL/ +she was only picked in 16% of the games from all the regions, and her banrate is not even high +--- 634496642 +>>634496540 +It's hardly anecdotal when it was every day for months. Dominion was a dead game mode on Europe. +--- 634496713 +>>634496642 +>dead gamemode on europe +I had at most 10m queues +--- 634496751 +>>634495021 +Dota is indeed what you are asking for but you just choose to stay ignorant. +Dotas items can actually change the character and some characters like invoker require you to choose and change abilities according to items etc. + +You also got HoTs and from what i rememeber you had to choose between different leveling trees +--- 634496958 +SAY HIS NAME +--- 634497118 +>>634480928 +>devs go on a vacation after pissing off their battlerite fanbase with this shit trying to chase trends +What were they thinking? +--- 634497149 +Kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. LoR was always a CCG that leaned more towards the aggressive side, but when equipment was introduced, it moved the needle way further and you basically couldn't play anything kind of weird or off-meta anymore. Just hyper-efficient stat sticks/elusives or get overrun. +--- 634497490 +>>634496751 +>I know what you want more than you do +Right. +I like Invoker and think dota does have some nice items. But it is not what I'm looking for. +I took a closer look at Hots and it basically looks like dotas talents. Ie not quite. +Dota does not let you change your characters abilities in general. By that I mean your basic abilities are always the same. You don't pick a class like "mage" and then go down skill trees to spec into skills or spells you want. Maybe you pick all ice. Or fire/air. Something like that. +Not that the mage has his 4 exact spells, but maybe a talent point bid buffs q instead of w. Hell, let them have more than 4 in most cases. Not just Invokers and alternate form champs. +It doesn't need to be a fuckhuge poe tree. But something branching. As well as the aforementioned damage types. +Have it look something like pic related or whatever. +I hope you understand more clearly now. The kind of experience I would like to try. But in a condensed mobaish format. Rather than dozens of hours of leveling before pvp. +--- 634497696 +>>634459474 (OP) +>Playing assfaggots +Lol your prpblem +--- 634497865 +>>634460429 +>release ekko +oh god +what were they thinking +--- 634498154 +Why is the /lolg/ subreddit nothing but avatar fags and discord erp'ers, i just wanna talk about league +--- 634498212 +>>634497149 +Whats even funnier is that they completly made Attach completly useless with equips +--- 634498236 +>>634498154 +Stagnant metafags and terminal coomerbrain from all the skins. +Post your discussion here and maybe you get some answers +--- 634499191 +>>634497490 +Youre not going to get a MOBA with an RPG depth. + +DotA has lot of active items that behave like abilities, like Dagon wand, or Blink dagger etc. +This allows you to build characters differently. +--- 634499397 +>>634459474 (OP) +I agree it was all downhill after Yas. However I think the single most cancer champion ever added to the game is picrel. +--- 634499807 +>>634460010 +Thresh shook up the game more than Yasuo but it is arguable that Thresh brought a bit more good than Yasuo did +Also possible hot take but I'd say Azir and Kalista changed the game far more than Yasuo ever did +--- 634499810 +>>634499397 +getting deleted by one spell out of nowhere will always feel like shit even when its not really one spell +--- 634499880 +>>634499397 +>Human being actually call that ugly goblina "loli" +--- 634500001 +>>634464837 +don't forget the %max health damage that they give every other champ these days making health a pointless stat +--- 634500047 +>>634467803 +riot is dumb as hell they have like 2500 employees lol. They really just thought the league money would never disappear so they spend it all. +They definitely have a lot of money but 2.5k employees? Wut. That is a lot of salary to pay +--- 634500321 +>>634466743 +all you're describing is an on-hit champ +--- 634500370 +>>634499880 +loli is a bodytype +--- 634500387 +>>634499807 +>Azir and Kalista +those are proplay only champs +--- 634500745 +>>634496958 +>our top jokes in all chat that enemy yorrick is gonna be at our inhib at 15 minutes +>enemy jungle drops first herald top +>yorrick is at our inhib at 12 minutes +--- 634500781 +I dropped the game after the Galio rework, it didn't sit well with me. They just deleted him. +How is my boy Cho'Gath is doing nowadays, I am afraid to look him up to see if he is ruined like Galio. +--- 634500946 +>>634500370 +Definitely not that kind of bodytype for sure +--- 634500963 +>>634500781 +Basically the same except his spikes are a three hit burst rather than toggle. His ult also has different max stacks from monsters, minions and champions. But it goes higher than before. You can't just only eat minions +--- 634502236 +>>634471562 +Zed +--- 634502292 +>>634459474 (OP) +Zed was a serious low for the game +>energy-based assassin +>kills champion with the most AD, gains their AD (an old passive effect, I think it came from his ult) +>absolute menace on mid and barrier wasn't around at the time, all the mages needed to get exhaust and/or rush zhonya's hourglass to avoid getting insta-killed the moment he hit level 6 +>someone playing zed in almost every single game every time because he was OP and appealed to teens +I think it was at that point that the "one trick pony" gay shit started to take root in the game +Yasuo was even worse than that. +I don't want to play League of Legends, every time I play it I am reminded of two things: +>how much Riot butchered the game +>how gay and retarded the playerbase is +The playerbase is absurdly infuriating, it's like they base all their self-worth on a fucking online rank that gets reset every season, they will defend any sort of problem the game might have because any claim that the game is unbalanced is like an indirect attack on their rank, they're kids that don't understand their own addiction to the game +--- 634502512 +>>634488737 +>No more map-size aoe's that stun entire enemy team. +His upgraded ult is a wide screen damage + knock up now when you farmed enough stardust. It also send a wave that deal damage for like hald the map and slows. +--- 634502763 +>>634459474 (OP) +Yasuo was nowhere as bad as Zed, the slam your face on the keyboard get a perfectly safe free kill on anyone your target champ. At least yasuo had an avoidable attack. +--- 634503225 +It’s been many years since I played league +I find it hard to fill my days +Should I start again? +--- 634503248 +I miss Kog with Trinity +--- 634503297 +>>634479978 +Can you elaborate? +Is this for real? +5 second stuns? 2K true damage? +--- 634503373 +>>634499807 +>Thresh shook up the game +*shit up +--- 634503472 +>>634502292 +Don't forget Zed also straight up gained 5% total ad, passively, per rank in his W +In midgame Zed arguably autoattacked harder than most adcs when BOTRK was a strong buy on him because of it +--- 634503697 +>>634503225 +Absolutely not +--- 634504724 +>>634499397 +Quit around the time she was releasing +Not because of her, but I did remember it was around that time +--- 634504835 +>>634503697 +Y tho? +--- 634505047 +>>634481868 +thresh has been nerfed a lot but he was insane on release +he does have it all +>peel +>shield +>engage +>hook to isolate with +>tanky +>the lantern for the smoothest rescues ever +thresh is just stupid +--- 634505326 +>>634505047 +Another part of Thresh that absolutely ruined the game is that riot has to make other supports viable via either boosting their flat numbers, or items. +--- 634505449 +>>634504835 +They ruined the game and the playerbase is toxic t. played since 2012 +--- 634506036 +>>634505449 +So? You’ve stayed with the game over a decade regardless +--- 634506232 +>>634460429 +>Lee Sin +Literally a release champion. +It's fine to call LoL shit,but saying that it "went to shit" is delusional. +It was always bad, you are just nostalgic. +--- 634506236 +>>634506036 +Mostly out of a misguided sense that things have improved but somehow they get even worse and I leave the game shortly after. Not sure if this will happen again given how bad it has been this time. +--- 634506539 +Anons, LoL just isn't worth caring about or fuming over as a game +But Runeterra is a nice fantasy world. And yordles exist in it +--- 634506754 +>>634506232 +Lee sin was broken overpowered in season 3 woth one item his early game was so strong it was game breaking and there was rarely late game against a good Lee/ +Insec Choi took his mobility and raw damage and utility of his ult and ward hopping to another level. +In reality the only team to even have any answer to it was M5 Gambit because Diamondpwox was a genius jungler. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gppLI4G6KCY [Embed] +--- 634507737 +>>634506754 +Holy fucking shit, that fight lasted like 15 seconds. Today they would blow up each other in 3 secs max diff --git a/v/634462792.txt b/v/634462792.txt index 57ddc6ffc5905a8c8687320a0e5ea9410e7fa45e..0db13dc799ef495ca556e5138f6c20ac6ba6b1a9 100644 --- a/v/634462792.txt +++ b/v/634462792.txt @@ -116,3 +116,435 @@ I have no problem with this since they had quite a backlog of games to get throu --- 634468802 >>634462792 (OP) Define "flop" within this context. +--- 634471042 +i got it on ps5 +--- 634471251 +>>634467996 +there’s an english patch for ps3 yakuza 0 anon +--- 634472531 +>>634471251 +Apparently it has several notable bugs like text escaping out of the dialogue window but I appreciate the crazy effort that went into it anyway. +--- 634473034 +>>634462792 (OP) +censorship and including shitty streamer cards +--- 634473262 +>>634462792 (OP) +I’m waiting for it to go on sale, same story with the Judgment games. +--- 634474391 +>>634463037 +This. +--- 634476021 +>>634463037 +Nope. People hated the promotional shit that SOA did. Binging in ecelebs turned people away. +>Fatigue +The last Yakuza game was released in 2020. +>>634466497 +This guy gets it. +--- 634476264 +>>634462792 (OP) +these games go on sale so fucking quick, who the hell would buy them full price? +--- 634476283 +>>634476021 +This. +7 came out in 2020. "Fatigue" is non-existant unless you're new to the series and stupidly running through each entry back to back. +The localization is dog shit bad. It reads like it was written by a Redditor. +The eceleb shit, which LAD was never about played a big part as well. +--- 634476887 +>>634462792 (OP) +>7 newfags +Shut the fuck up, 0fag. +--- 634477121 +>>634466497 +What were they thinking? +--- 634477558 +>>634477121 +SOA being SOA. +Clueless, retarded cunts. +--- 634477729 +>>634466497 +>Fans wait 9 years on an Ishin! port +>Eventually get it, but the localization is garbage and it has eceleb bandwagoners who played no part in the series' Western success slapped on it +Why? +--- 634479478 +Didn’t buy cause censored +--- 634479752 +>>634477729 +Localization is already garbage since LJ +--- 634480425 +>>634479752 +I can't complain about the localization in LJ, though the "incel" comment was cringe. +I wish companies would stop employing Twitter hacks. +--- 634480713 +>>634463037 +This. I binged up to 7 and I'm not paying $60-70 for Yakuza: Late Port from PS3. + +When it (and Judgement 2) hit $30 or less on Steam, I'll get them. +--- 634480773 +Is it really that bad? I was gonna get it if it ever went on sale. At least half off if not more. +--- 634480881 +>>634480773 +The game is good, but the localization is absolute garbage. +The eceleb shit is totally insulting as well. Way to cheapen your game. +--- 634480968 +>>634463037 +Fatigue? Who's fatigued? +LAD7 came out 3 years ago. +--- 634481083 +>>634462792 (OP) +>unreal engine +>fucked up 3rd person view that gives you motion sickness +Its such a downgrade +--- 634481107 +>>634463037 +Correct. +--- 634481198 +>>634462792 (OP) +Because they ruined it. +The original is still great +--- 634481309 +>>634463037 +It's also been half off at Videogamesplus for a few weeks now. I agree with >>634463037 and also that these games seem like they tank in price like Ubisoft games. +--- 634481373 +>>634481309 +almost half off* +--- 634481478 +Fatigue only applies if you're new to the series and running through each entry back to back to back. +That doesn't apply to the majority of Yakuza fans. +--- 634481546 +>>634476283 +>The localization is dog shit bad. It reads like it was written by a Redditor. +>The eceleb shit, which LAD was never about played a big part as well. +It's so obvious that Sega saw 0 got big because of memes and is now forcing Reddit memes into localizations so that people post screenshots to Twitter and give the games free marketing. +--- 634481569 +>Not really a Yakuza game +>Game Map is also pretty small +>Brawler kinda just sucks +--- 634482142 +>>634480773 +It is certainly an offshoot game. It's not bad, but you certainly burn through the content rather quickly. +--- 634482198 +>>634481546 +I only noticed this with some of the retranslated lines in the remasters, and the judge eyes games. How badly did they ruin Ishin? +--- 634482323 +>>634482198 +It's bad. +I actually cringed a couple times and had to close the game twice. It's horrible. +As another anon said, it reads like it was written by a Redditor. Every non-main character is some wacky meme. "Knock knock, time to open the countryyy!" +--- 634482594 +>>634466738 +>its optional! +just like horse armor amirite? harmless aint it? +--- 634482638 +>>634480713 +Sounds like you already played Judgment 1, but the bundle of both with Kaito FIles has been going for ~60 bucks on key sites during major sales. +--- 634482726 +>>634466738 +>optional content +>it's literally slapped on the screen when you join the Shinsengumi +--- 634482748 +>>634462792 (OP) +>terrible quality check +>ports over Ishin into Unreal engine because of cheap off-shore and pajeet hirees +>breaks and bugs most of the game sequences +>add in things no one asked for +>American reddit localization off the wazoo +>e-celebs shit +It's doubtful that they'll ever port the original Ishin either. +--- 634482905 +I wanted it a fucking decade ago when it came out, not now. They can't have expected people were still hyped this late. +--- 634483236 +>>634462792 (OP) +>changed characters for 0babbies +>added gay card shit in normal combat +>added e-celeb faggotry via said card shit +it was made for the new e-celeb, tranny, and zoomer audience that was brought in by 0 and embraced by nu-rgg + +>>634463410 +>>634466497 +these anons get it +--- 634483592 +I'm glad I'm waiting for a sale to buy this game, maybe I shouldn't even bother +--- 634483710 +>>634463037 +Fpbp. I played Yakuza 0 two years ago and I'm still good for another year or two until I start kiwami +--- 634484080 +>>634462792 (OP) +Because it's one of the worst remakes in the history +--- 634484138 +>>634463037 +What's with the retards pretending Judgment isn't Yakuza/Like a Dragon? +--- 634484152 +>>634483236 +It's a shame, the ecelebs didn't contribute a thing to the series success, they jumped on it when it got more popular. The "tranny" crowd are only there because memes. And zoomers only know about the Dame Da Ne Guy. +Catering to the crowd whose interest was built on dated memes that'll be dead in a year was a mistake. +--- 634484567 +>>634484138 +Because it's a spinoff. +--- 634484874 +>>634484138 +It's got the best combat in any like a dragon studios game. Yakuzer wishes it could be as fun as the second judgment +--- 634484917 +>>634463125 +SPBP +--- 634484947 +>>634462792 (OP) +They really didn't market it at all. I didn't know it was coming out until I randomly saw it on the gamefly coming soon page like a week before launch. +--- 634485065 +>>634463037 +FPBP +--- 634485131 +>>634484947 +>gamefly +Do people really still get videogame rentals in the mail? +--- 634485287 +>>634463037 +FPBP plus it was also garbage +--- 634485535 +>>634485287 +it's honestly impressive at this point how remakes and remasters consistently look worse than the originals. What is even the point of remaking them at all? +--- 634485676 +>>634462792 (OP) +It wasn't good, they tried to jew people out of the DLC, getting the DLC was broken af and then when you do play the game you realize why they tried to jew you into paying them because they made it a miserable grind fest. While their is a lot of good stuff in the game it's completely marred by the shitty grind. I have no idea what they were thinking. Most people think Yakuza games are too big and too much of a hassle to try and plat/100% but this one is on another level. +--- 634485687 +>>634466497 +>The one that is an actual 2D design they didn't made art for it +Wtf? +--- 634485746 +>>634485131 +>$200 a year to play every game that comes out + +It's a great deal. They have a feature now that let's you assure you get a game at release as long as you lock it in a month in advance too. Usually get the game 1 or 2 days after release. +--- 634485753 +>>634485676 +The DLC in question: +--- 634485837 +>>634485753 +--- 634486038 +>>634462792 (OP) +try checking playercounts for a real platform (PS5) +--- 634486056 +>>634482748 +the localization was unbearable at times. I saw people try to defend it but it felt so out of place. it was fuck this, fuck that, fucking fucking. nonstop edgy slang that would have fit better in any of the other games but they chose to do it here. Y8 is will have kiryu doing fortnite dances on the moon at this point. +--- 634486316 +>>634486056 +--- 634486403 +>>634485287 +That part also ran like absolute dogshit on ps4, I had to set it to performance mode and it was still at 15 fps +--- 634486579 +>>634481478 +>That doesn't apply to the majority of Yakuza fans. +Not even /v/ have that many oldschool Yakzua fans when the majority started with 0, and then RGG Studio went full retard and started to remake/remaster every game in the series, including Judgement. All of these are 30+ hour games if you even do a bit of side quests or fucking around. +--- 634486689 +>>634486316 +They seem to have regressed back to Yakuza 1's localization, but somehow got worse. +--- 634486732 +>>634486316 +jesus christ +--- 634488473 +>>634486316 +Who did this? Seriously. Find him and shame him. +--- 634488735 +>>634486316 +Why can't the West make any women likable? Is it their mission to destroy femininity and make every female a potty-mouthed girlboss? Basically fucking Schwarzenegger in a dress? +--- 634489330 +do you think they'll drop Unreal for Yakuza 8/Gaiden and go back to the Dragon Engine? +--- 634489465 +>>634489330 +They're doing that, kyoudai. +I think the UE was just a gimmick to be honest. Japan already got Ishin! on PS3 and PS4. They had to change some things to warrant another release. +The Dragon Engine is superior. +--- 634489763 +>>634486579 +that fist of the north star one was actually pretty good. fresh enough, didnt overstay its welcome. +--- 634490095 +>>634462792 (OP) +Just waiting for a tiny bit of a discount is all. +--- 634490365 +I wonder if the "Like a Dragon" soft rename affected sales. Brand name is important and a lot of people are retarded. Guess we'll find out when EA launches their next "FIFA" game without FIFA in the title. +--- 634490707 +>>634490365 +It might have affected it a little since it was a sudden change. A lot of people definitely know the series more for its "Yakuza" title than anything else like "Ryu Ga Gotoku" and especially "Like A Dragon" +--- 634490726 +>>634490365 +I don't think so. Yakuza: Like a Dragon planted the seeds so everyone knows the Like a Dragon name. +I think the dog shit ecelebs played a part in this. People were not happy about them. +--- 634491790 +>>634462792 (OP) +I think it was a case of a bad release date. The game came out the same month as Hogwarts which is basically this year's Elden Ring with how it basically dominated gaming coverage for a long time after it's release. There's also the just as controversial game Atomic Heart that came out the same time as Ishin. + +The game just got buried. +--- 634491876 +>>634491790 +Different games with different demographics. +Yakuza games don't do well on PC. +Not one has had more than 9,500 concurrent players. +--- 634492294 +>>634462792 (OP) +I was fairly hyped for this thinking it must play quite differently to the Yakuza series. Then I saw some clip making fun of DSP playing it and it's not at all different, I've already played this game in another skin multiple times. I think it has Denuvo and isn't on gamepass either so no way of trying it out. +--- 634492356 +>>634492294 +There is a Combat Demo up, man. +--- 634492404 +>>634491876 +Concurrent players =/= sales. +Obviously they're not super hit launch titles, since they are all ports of old console games, but they do sell plenty in the long run. Yakuza 0, regardless of how some idiots here try to hate it, because it brought in normies, is pretty much the reason SEGA now treats PC as an equal platform to PlayStation. +--- 634492528 +>>634492404 +>PC equal to Playstation +Not true in the slightest. The Yakuza games have sold only 2.8 million copies on PC. That's 8 games and all but one were heavily discounted. +It'll probably be over three million now that Judgment, Lost Judgment and Ishin! are on PC now, but those numbers are incredibly low and don't match the 15-17 million on Playstation. +--- 634492726 +>>634492528 +As I said, every games before LaD/Ishin was a console port of several, sometimes decade old PS games. Of course most fans would've already played them on console. +--- 634492902 +>>634492726 +Yes, but this was their debut on a new platform where people hadn't played the games before. +They've been heavily discounted. 0 and Kiwami were only £14.99 when they launched on PC. They're always on sale too. Dirt cheap. +And still, they don't sell well on PC. +--- 634493626 +>>634480773 +Ishin Kiwami is basically a downgrade in every way from the original. +>New characters stick out like a sore thumb while Kuze and Masatio are the only ones that feel natural enough with Mabuchi and Zhao being the most egregious. +>Also got rid of a bunch of character models and performances only seen in Ishin. +Shubusawa and Zhao's VA work was fine, but they shouldn't have been there. +>Rebalanced the entire game for the worse to the point that Brawler is now 100% unusable and requires an unreal amount of rare drops to make even remotely viable. +>Swordsman has no point in existing now that Dharma Tumbler was removed from everything that's not Brawler making Wild Dancer so obscenely overpowered there's no reason not to just use it all game. +Keep in mind in the original Wild Dance was garbage until limit breaking it and having swords from endgame and only then did it start making sense to use it over Sword. Sword also had its benefits over Wild Dance (Like slightly higher damage and blocking) so Wild Dance was more for mobs while Sword was for bosses. Now Wild Dancer is all you use when not using Gunman because of how terrible Brawler and Swordsman are. +>Elemental weapons now allow you to cheese like 98% of the enemies and they're THE endgame weapons. +Keep in mind in the original they barely did anything because Kiwami reworked how elemental effects worked. The fact that fire/lightning/wind work on all human enemies is beyond ridiculous. +>Bosses not only lost parts of their moveset, but they also broke some movesets and have like 1/3rd the health and damage they did in the original. +>Bosses gained random elemental attacks that either make them invincible or one-shot you depending on your difficulty/equips/HP. +>Equipment progression is out the window thanks to the crafting system being unusable unless going for 100%. +>Cards were not balanced in any way for combat so they massacre bosses and mooks. +>Cards don't instantly recharge to max when starting a BD stage. +--- 634494132 +>>634480773 +>Cards are required to be equipped because otherwise you have half the HP you would have in the original Ishin due to them making your health reliant on passive HP from the cards. +>The Battle Dungeon introduced new damage sponge giant bosses that take up half the arena, and they didn't rebalance the arenas for this. +This also makes SS 19 the hardest stage in the entire BD when it was just another normal stage in the original. +>They also replaced minibosses in the main story gauntlets with these guys. +>The Seal system is so unfathomably awful I can't understand why they even implemented it. +Symbols in the original only had one condition: Your equip must be the same type to pass one on. So all you did was craft up to that equip that had the Symbol you wanted and then you simply merged it onto the equip piece you actually wanted it on. You also played a very simple timing minigame to determine if you got bronze, silver, or gold-tier strength and if you failed you could just reload your save and try again. It was a 100% guarantee to pass on as long as the equip piece had it on it. It also passed on innate Symbols unlike Kiwami. + +The Seal system requires you to pray enemies drop them, pray they drop the right one, understand how to savescum the crafting system which itself is horrible, doesn't unlock like 80% of the Seals until chapter 10 or 11, has a % chance to apply a Seal and then when upgrading it, requires a minimum of three copies to reach the highest tier, requires you to max out the blacksmith, and more. +>The new enemy armor system means that Brawler and Gunman are now unusable unless you switch to Wild Dancer/Swordsman to lop off the armor first. +You can circumvent this by getting a Piece Seal on your gun so Gunman becomes viable again, but Brawler will never be viable even with multiple Fierce Attack Seals. You'd need like three golds just to make it do as much damage as a low tier sword, and it still doesn't break armor as fast as any of them. +--- 634494273 +Im confused. What indicates that it was a flop? + +The only 2 yakuza games with higher concurrent player numbers are Yakuza 0 and 7. +Y0 peak: 8907 (this was a lower price release) +Y7 peak: 9508 + +Meanwhile, examples of some other games: + +Kiwami 2: 3217 +Y3: 2637 +Y6: 1607 +Judgment: 5604 + +By all metrics it seems to have done well relative to the series usual performance. It was an incredibly low effort remake of a spinoff released at full price, the profit margins were probably big too. +--- 634494778 +>>634480773 +>Brawler requires at bare minimum three gold Fierce Attacks (So at minimum 9 Fierce Attacks) on your armor pieces to catch up to Swordsman damage. +In the original you know what you needed to make it viable? You just get picture related (Which is really easy to do because Pistol is extremely easy to get to endgame tier in like two hours), slaughter the Arena without trying, and now Unarmed is viable at endgame even on bosses. +>Gunman, something you NEED to grind the BD since it's not balanced for normal combat, now takes dozens of Seals just to be usable in the BD. +>In order to make it as strong as in the original you need to grind Repentance Seals from dropped Yoshiyukis in SS 4, pray at least two separate ones apply to your gun, and then get at minimum 1 million Virtue, and then you still need to get at least two gold Double Shots and a gold Pierce. +Meanwhile in the original all you needed to do was get a Golden Gun (Really easy since it's a single chicken race win and it has an innate Profit Symbol for double drop rates) as early as chapter 3, you got a free Hayate from Bob due to free patch DLC which you could easily turn into a Tsujikaze just by doing a bit of the BD, and before you do that you could just take High Revolver and turn it to a Double Flash to instantly get a Two to slap onto your Golden Gun which was a 100% chance to fire two shots for just the one. +It takes like four hours to get a gun from unusable to endgame in Ishin while in Kiwami it takes like 40 hours. Keep in mind that you could do this for multiple guns as well, it barely takes any time at all in the original, especially once you have an endgame gun. You're also forced to use the Vortex in Ishin Kiwami whereas in the original you could choose from the Golden Gun (Double drop rate), the Dragon Hawk (Highest attack), and the Model 14 (Most Symbol slots) since they were all viable and all had their own uses. + +Kiwami still has the bad parts from the original but made it even worse +--- 634494858 +Honestly, it was a pretty shit game. +They advertised it as a remake but its blatantly just all the original assets and scripting running in an unreal sandbox with a slightly improved coat of paint. Then they decided to rebalance the entire game but somehow make it worse than before. The fluff they added is straight up garbage. Adding the card system outside of the battle dungeons was an incredibly dumb decision. +Even visually the game looks broken in some scenes due to the lighting just not working, making it somehow worse looking than the 2014 original. I dont know what genius at RGG claimed that they dont like the dragon engine lighting during daytime, which is why they chose unreal for this, but the daytime scenes in Ishin look 100 times worse than in LJ due to the flat and poor lighting. + +And even then, I never thouht Ishin was really all that great. Never liked the gun style, and the story is really strangely paced. It's like super slow for the most but there's some major stuff towards the end thats just rushed through. To me, it's easily one of the least memorable RGG games. +--- 634495194 +It seems that the English localization was particularly trash. Did anyone else experience other languages, how was the localization? +--- 634495336 +>>634494858 +Spoiler tags failed somehow. + +The story's pacing and ending with not-Jingu, friendship substories, Pistol being so overpowered you had to never use it, and horrible drop rates were my only issues with the original. I enjoyed the rest of it including Kyo and all the new content introduced in it. It also had a bunch of new Heat Actions and it was nice to see what they changed from Kenzan. The normal substories were still pretty good. +--- 634495783 +>>634463037 +Correct. +>>634476021 +>>634476283 +You'd have a point if you're only talking about PS4/PS5 but they dropped 8 mainline Yakuza titles on PC and Xbox in only a handful of years (less on Xbox) and each game is lengthy as shit. It's definitely burnout and people still catching up on the series. It just being a spin-off title also means that people aren't hyped enough to overcome the burnout or drop their current progress in the series. +I imagine that Yakuza 8 will do better, especially if it comes out next year. +--- 634495961 +>remake good game and make it worse in every single way +This is why you NEVER pander to newfags +--- 634496005 +>>634463037 +more like chigyu fatigue +--- 634496168 +>>634463037 +>Yakuza fatigue. + +I've only played Zero and already felt this after I was done with that game. And that's supposedly the "tightly paced" one. + +Yakuza fans scare me. +--- 634496220 +>>634462792 (OP) +No Yakuza in the title for brand recognition. +--- 634496396 +>>634494273 +Concurrent numbers is not a metric for sales. +You can get an estimate guess as to how many people got the game at launch and that's about it. +It's only a flop if it failed to meet SEGA's expected revenue. +--- 634496881 +>>634496396 +Yes, so how do we know its a flop? +The only metric we have, concurrent numbers, does not indicate it to be one. +--- 634497000 +>>634462792 (OP) +>Why did it flop? +It's a ps3 game +--- 634497154 +>>634467996 +>Y1-Y5 back to back with no bre +Why? they all similar + child level story. +--- 634497194 +The only game in the series I actually sold after finishing. +--- 634497209 +>>634494273 +All discussion and hype dropped off the face of the earth +These players numbers are also incredibly low in general +The fact that the concurrent players dropped to such a pitiful number this soon is not a good thing for the game +--- 634499132 +>>634495783 +Yakuza 0 launched on PC in 2018. Five years ago. It's not like the games just came out last year and everyone had to rush through them to get here. +Burnout only applies to the newer players. Not the majority who've played every game since 2017 on release. +The ecelebs 100% played a part in this. I saw people online, especially on Youtube, claiming that they wouldn't touch the game because they were in it. The eceleb trailers on Youtube had low viewer numbers and were also hit with dislikes. +The Battle Cards annoyed people too. As did the insultingly bad localization. +--- 634499572 +>>634480713 +Skip ishin bro, TRUST ME, lost judgment is the best RGG game, you'll see when you get through it... +--- 634501326 +>>634482594 +but it's free +--- 634503439 +>>634462792 (OP) +>launch game +>walk around +>basic movement feels incredibly off after just coming out of Lost Judgment +>refund +--- 634503684 +>>634463283 +> the games aren't worth sinking 200 hours into because they are basically the exact same experience over and over. +no? +--- 634506332 +>>634463037 +Pretty much, i was done after going through 0 and 1, no clue how anyone could finish the whole thing series if hes a pc or xbox player +--- 634506432 +>>634462792 (OP) +>people finish single player games and move on +Wow, what a shock. +--- 634506495 +I don't really care about spin offs unless it's something actually different like Judgement +--- 634507221 +>>634506495 +its actually "Judgment" So... diff --git a/v/634465019.txt b/v/634465019.txt index e2d40708a1d52c49cfa4f5fd23ac0f3688c8c8d6..56c9b4432cf352630fb9b689a33395b2554345e7 100644 --- a/v/634465019.txt +++ b/v/634465019.txt @@ -143,3 +143,1174 @@ You can but Ayaka does just about as well with the 4* crafted Inazuma sword. You --- 634470431 >>634467165 No +--- 634470531 +>>634465194 +>ganyu +>ning +Why not just use Itto? Don't tell me you skip him, he had like thousand reruns +--- 634470538 +Exploding everything with niloubloom is fun as fuck + +can't be assed to do floor 12 abyss though +--- 634470923 +>>634470164 +I'm so sorry, Aquila is a relict from the times mhy thought someone would actually play physical in an elements game. +--- 634470949 +It's stupid that Nilou is absolutely required for bloom comps +--- 634471006 +>>634470164 +Slap it on Benny for that stupid high base attack +--- 634471091 +>>634468212 +What in the fuck damn is that second team? Just regular electro-charged vv sucrose? Does that shit even do damage? +--- 634471158 +>>634470949 +She's not, just use Barbara and someone else. +--- 634471162 +both her quests are fucking piss. 1st is a cheap rehash of the main plotline against sages with akasha, meanwhile 2nd a tedious fetch quest about some stupid floating fungi that are there just to die. +did they dump all their creative brainpower into the main story? massive disappointment. +--- 634471326 +i just completed the main quest for the new area. how am i supposed to think of it? +--- 634471434 +>>634470372 +>>634470923 +Please god, I have no more enhancement ores. +--- 634471459 +How many more months until they release hydro land? +--- 634471521 +>>634465019 (OP) +genshit shitpact is a shit game. +--- 634471527 +>>634471459 +Considering the only new character that's in beta is a 4 star unit you can make a safe assumption that it's very soon. +--- 634471530 +>>634465157 +ah fuck, he got us, guess it's time to pack up and go home guys +--- 634471706 +>>634471162 +yes and it's unironically a good thing they dumped all their effort and character development into her archon quest because crucial to the story it's while story quests are optional shit and are way shorter too +--- 634471786 +>>634471162 +And you have to do both to be able to fight the new weeklyboss + +Just like how you need to do both Raiden's quests to fight the raidenbot +--- 634471870 +sry I don't play weebslop gachatrash +--- 634472681 +>>634471434 +>240 mystic ores to get amenoma to my current cap. +>Which is about to go up. +>30 daily forging cap. +>Eight days to get enough ore for this one weapon. +>Not counting the ascension materials, which includes: +>MORE +>FUCKING +>HANDGUARDS +Anons, I think I'll take a break from this game for a while. +--- 634472950 +>>634470531 +I have him but he's incompatible with Noelle so he doesn't fit. I'd have to let him borrow Noelle's sword and that's not acceptable. + +>>634471091 +It would appear that it works well enough for him to 9* the floor. +--- 634472953 +>>634468402 +Nahida is one of the most broken supports in the game currently. Nilou is good too, but she really wants Nahida in order to work at her full potential, so it's better go to with Nahida first anyways. +--- 634473101 +>>634471162 +The second one is one of the best character quests in the game what are you on about, actually had some lore in it rather than NPC nonsense. +--- 634473106 +>>634465019 (OP) +Incredibly poorly. I don't really have two teams that are suited for this one. I'm gonna have to go back to the artifact mines. +--- 634473120 +>>634472681 +You get 40 ore a week from teapot. Also you really don’t level that many weapons that often. I think I’m up to like 4000 ores just sitting there but I’ve been playing since release. +--- 634473128 +>>634471786 +I think Ei's 2nd quest is pretty cool. you get to learn more about her motivations & suffering. & the 1st is somewhat tolerable cuz it's a cute date. I really can't think of a single thing I like about Nahida's. doesn't even have any notable developments. which is a shame cuz I love her a lot. Sumeru does have some more story left, so maybe they're saving something good for the conclusion. +--- 634473203 +>>634471459 +We’re in 3.6. 3.8 is the last 3.x update. 4.0 is Fontaine. So about 17 weeks to go. +--- 634473215 +>>634473101 +General rule for Archons is that their first quest is just minor NPC shit and their second quest is the real deal. We still haven't had Venti's second quest yet. +--- 634473304 +>>634473101 + I need to find the model thing showing how big Apep was for this cutscene. Her model wrapped entirely around the whole desert. +--- 634473348 +>>634473101 +lore dump ≠ good storytelling. +--- 634473383 +>>634473128 +I liked her first quest if only for the end where she goes no way fag to the NPC bad guy trying to go down with his ship saying she is going to yank him out so he can be punished. +--- 634473454 +>>634473101 +I do think the boss fight is underwhelming though, both in terms of impact and general gameplay. +>Mondstadt 1: Dvalin, the Anemo Dragon and one of the Four Winds +>Mondstadt 2: Andrius, another of the Four Winds +>Liyue 1: #11 of the Fatui Harbingers +>Liyue 2: One of the Primordial Dragons +>Inazuma 1: #8 of the Fatui Harbingers +>Inazuma 2: Shogunbot's super battle mode +>Sumeru 1: #6 of the Fatui Harbingers in a god robot +>Sumer 2: One of the Promordial Dragons....' vore parasite. + +Gameplay-wise, I think Shogunbot is probably the best. Also I think they should start introduce level 100 versions of weekly bosses. +--- 634473462 +>>634473304 +Anon, Apep is a 2D image in that screenshot. There is no model. +--- 634473494 +>>634473215 +Usually the second quest for an archon is for unlocking the 2nd weekly boss of a region (Azhdaha, Raiden, Apep). The reason we didn't get a second quest for Venti is probably because Andrius is unlocked from Razor's story quest instead. +--- 634473596 +Reminder that jeht is doing ok +--- 634473610 +>>634473462 +--- 634473615 +>>634473101 +>barbatos befriends dragon and wolf +>morax imprisons dragon and kraken +>baal kills dragon and bird +>buer heals dragon and tree +--- 634473636 +>>634473596 +--- 634473679 +>>634473454 +Yeah the tapeworm is kinda lame but I also like that they made the dendro dragon actually look imposing, Azhdaha now looks like a bitch in comparison. The boss theme slaps too. +--- 634473713 +Got C2 Nihida, her wep and c0 Nilou, what's a good team + +also i don't have fish girl +--- 634473721 +>>634473596 +>>634473636 +She moves really fucking fast. Not sure where her sudden distaste for rainforest people came from though. She never displayed that characteristic before. +--- 634473738 +>>634473596 +She’s looking for Masseira too because her “friend” has a grudge against him. Masseira is the tanit guy that made you kill his daughter. +--- 634473750 +>>634473610 +You're showing me three 2D images there. +--- 634473812 +>>634473615 +When did Ei ever kill a dragon? Orobashi was just a god in the form of a snake. +--- 634473819 +>>634473738 +Yea I kept looking at the note she had in her gent the whole time hoping it would get updated to show she killed him +--- 634473914 +>>634473750 +sorry I was just posting to prove your point +--- 634473942 +>>634473812 +why can't it be a dragon look at shenron the east loves their snake dragons +--- 634473953 +>>634473721 +I’m pretty sure she’s just pissed that she has to put off her hunt for Masseira to help them out. +--- 634474017 +>>634473942 +Because he’s not a dragon. Dragons are entirely different fucking things in this verse. +--- 634474103 +>>634473914 +Ahh, thanks for the backup bro. +People shouldn't be treating "2D images for the sake of a setpiece" as a true sense of scale for a 3D model. +--- 634474110 +>>634473942 +Inazuma already has a dragon and it's not the snek +--- 634474115 +I'm curious about what Masseira's deal is, though. Like apparently, he killed Babel's parents and took her in in order to turn her into a falcon, just like with that other chick, and we know where she ended up. A lot of the issues that occurred in that quest seem to have been somewhat directly or indirectly caused by him. Like what the fuck is he trying to do? He also forced that girl to fight the Traveler to the death, knowing that she wouldn't win, and expecting Traveler's retaliation, he ran away. But not before leaving behind a threatening letter going "You better sleep with one eye open", which led me to believe that he was planning to kill the Traveler or something. + +Also, when the fuck did Traveler inform Jeht about the thing with Masseira? I don't remember that happening. Did they offscreen it? +--- 634474116 +>>634465019 (OP) +>lost the 50/50 +>already 64 rolls in +>still no Nilou +HOLY FUCK COME OOON +--- 634474147 +>>634473679 +Anon, Azdhaha is not a sovereign dragon like Apep. He's a rock spirit carved into a frog by Zhongli. Unless that buried rock spirit used to be the geo dragon, but that wasn't mentioned anywhere. +--- 634474163 +Are the new artifact sets any good? They're meant for Nilou and Dehya right? +--- 634474220 +>>634474110 +Byakuyakoku was apparently the original home of the Hydro Dragon, but it wasn't originally part of Inazuma. Assuming that the elemental dragons are tied to their respective nations, the pattern so far indicates that there should be an Electro Dragon somewhere in Inazuma. +--- 634474227 +>>634474163 +I'm getting the hp one for double hp sets on my thoma +--- 634474236 +>>634474116 +16 more to go +--- 634474249 +>>634474147 +The lore for Azdhaha is weird but stuff pretty much says he is an ascended vishap that Zhongli made a body for. +--- 634474280 +>>634474236 +and what about the other 10 +--- 634474292 +>>634474163 +Ostensibly, but Nilou wants 2pc HP%+2pc HP%, meaning she doesn't benefit as much from the full set. +--- 634474318 +I like the card game in this +--- 634474329 +>>634474280 +It's pretty rare to go over 80 and even if it does it never goes past 85 +--- 634474331 +>>634474163 +Kind of? Mainly for pairing 2pc. Vourukasha and 2pc. Tenacity for 40% HP buff +--- 634474342 +>>634474147 +It's not directly mentioned anywhere but his title is Lord of Vishaps and all the geo lizards in Liyue seem related to him, so I think he's supposed to be the geo dragon. Plus he was as strong as prime Zhongli before getting sealed. +--- 634474345 +>>634474163 +Nilou and other HP scalers can use 2pc of the new HP one and 2pd of the old HP one. +The other one is a slight improvement for Childe apparently, but not better enough to farm up a new set unless you really love him. +--- 634474370 +>>634474017 +Google says he is a dragon +--- 634474378 +>>634474249 +>>634474147 +Zhongli himself actually debunked that. He said that he found Azhdaha underground. The only thing Azhdaha was missing was eyes, as he was inherently blind. The only thing Zhongli did was carve eyes into Azhdaha's face so he may see. +--- 634474396 +>>634473721 +>dem crackaz keeping da black (wo)mane down +something along those lines. +--- 634474403 +>>634474110 +I really hope we get some more development on this end. Fucking Enkanomiya dropping huge lore bombs and nothing touching on them since except with now Apep bringing up the dragon king. I want to know about the other Sovereigns. We only have confirmed that Hydro was going to be reborn as a human. +--- 634474460 +>>634474227 +>>634474292 +>>634474331 +>>634474345 +Thanks all but I meant for the 4-piece bonuses. Are either of those worthwhile on anyone? +--- 634474521 +>>634474329 +oh nice then +thanks anon +--- 634474601 +>>634474460 +farming for my thoma I might see if I can work with the water one for ayato +--- 634474614 +>>634474378 +Yea the lore says zhongi found him underground not that he made him +--- 634474615 +>>634474342 +His strength is not important, he officially appeared after Zhongli, so after the Sovereigns got rekt. As I said, unless they openly state that Geo dragon shrunk after getting smacked by the Primordial one, then they should be considered separate entities. +--- 634474726 +>>634465019 (OP) +i don't play this game who is this +--- 634474827 +>>634474403 +All the story in genshin is a slow burn, we'll probably get a bit of info on each dragon with every zone like we did in Sumeru. I wonder what happened to the anemo one though. + +>>634474615 +According to that one book in enkanomiya the sovereigns reincarnate after being defeated so Azhdaha could just be the next one. +--- 634474841 +>>634474615 +He's probably a different incarnation of the Geo Dragon. The Primordial Dragons seem to be impossible to permanently kill off. Originally, the Hydro Dragon was supposed to be reborn as a Vishap (as all dragons appear to start their lives as Vishaps), but due to the impurities introduced to the Bathysmal Vishaps, it became impossible for one of them to become the new incarnation of the Hydro Dragon. Thus, it was prophesized that the Hydro Dragon would be reborn as a human. Dvalin is probably the current incarnation of the Anemo Dragon. Apep is the only confirmed dragon who never died and thus never reincarnated. +--- 634474915 +>>634471091 +>Do all these powerful units with good synergy being used together do damage? +Yes. That particular team has always been good. Obviously. +--- 634475158 +>>634474460 +Nymph 4pc. is good for Childe, but it's not worth farming over if you already have a good 4pc. Heart of Depth on him. Same for Ayato but it's not as good for him as it is for Childe. +Vourukasha 4pc. is what you want on Dehya if you're using her for damage, although it only increases her damage by a small bit, so she's still going to hit like a wet noodle. +--- 634475213 +>>634465019 (OP) +I had to pull out retards first overpowered team to beat it +--- 634475337 +>>634475213 +How does that second party work? Carried entirely by Yelan burst? +--- 634475473 +>>634475337 +Venti groups and vv swirls the Hydro +Kokomi throws water balloons in burst while Xingqiu and Yelan's burst fire off +Rinse and repeat +--- 634475572 +>>634465019 (OP) +I kept fucking up in the first room. +At least the other two went fine the first time. +--- 634475645 +>When the Thunderbird died, its remnants formed the Thunder Manifestation, which holds visual similarities to the greater Oceanids +>When Simurgh died, its pieces broke off and turned into the Pari, who appear to be a subspecies of Oceanid. The Pari, like the Oceanids, consider the former Hydro Archon to be their god. Simurgh was a divine bird. + +Is it possible that the Thunderbird had some sort of tie to Fontaine and the former Hydro Archon? +--- 634475670 +I can't stand the dialogues anymore +I'm starting inazuma and I'm skipping almost every fucking dialogue +yeah the game is fun and that shit but holy FUCK the characters are fucking awful and the story is a slow boring cringefest +good night everyone +--- 634475764 +>>634465019 (OP) +do you really need a private server for the cosmetic mods or are the regular ones safe enough? +--- 634475782 +>cat poster too stupid to pay attention +Not surprised +--- 634475816 +>>634475782 +>retard too stupid to understand what he's reading +a classic +--- 634475849 +>>634475645 +I doubt they're related outside of being elemental beings, they just reused the skeleton and made it look more like a bird +--- 634475869 +>>634475670 +there's like 5 good moments out of 1000, and inazuma is the worst. they really need a skip function +--- 634475930 +>>634475764 +Just don't go throwing around images with your UID and mods and you'll be fine +Mihoyo probably knows I've been modding since Alhatem's first patch but I'm still playing +--- 634475935 +>>634475645 +How does Oz come into play? +--- 634475998 +>>634475670 +story is the worst part of this game(besides the horrid gacha). it's like these bugs didn't go to uni. 1st thing you learn in literature is "show don't tell." +--- 634476030 +>>634475816 +Yea that’s what I though bitch +--- 634476057 +>>634475935 +I dunno. Maybe Kanna was actually the incarnation Electro Dragon. Though if that were the case, it seems odd that Ei would be able to kill her so easily. +--- 634476181 +The Pari tree also seems to hold the same functions as the Sacred Sakura, which is to cleanse defilement. +--- 634476262 +bros, is there some kind of list that helps you to know which character is better than the other? +tried looking up tier lists but they are all different +I'm new and have no clue +--- 634476282 +>>634465019 (OP) +now thats a good mod, i would pay real money for that +--- 634476321 +I dont play this cuck filler filled shit no more. +--- 634476401 +>>634471091 +NTA but it's a tried and true koko team. I've been clearing abysses with it since koko's release because it's fun, effective and soul. +--- 634476474 +>>634465019 (OP) +Nine staring floor 12 with Dehya! +--- 634476667 +The tortoises are cute. +--- 634476674 +>>634476262 +pick people who you find fun +--- 634476709 +>>634476667 +I'm upset I can't catch them in the pokeballs for my teapot. +--- 634476768 +>>634475998 +Chinse version is more dense compared to the translation +--- 634476796 +>>634476282 +It is quite nice +--- 634476972 +>>634475998 +The first thing you learn in literature is show? Are you retarded, all of written literature is "tell" +--- 634477170 +>>634476262 +--- 634477249 +>>634477170 +Put Dehya in A tier +--- 634477301 +>>634477170 +>make a Hydro infusion character +>she's shit +What went so wrong with Candace +--- 634477451 +>>634477249 +--- 634477529 +>>634477451 +Fine, S tier +--- 634477628 +>>634477451 +put Coom in Loom +--- 634477646 +>>634477249 +She is in a tier. A tier that's probably too high for her. +--- 634477693 +>>634477170 +Diloocbros... how far we have fallen... +--- 634477771 +>>634475998 +this game has a shocking amount of moments where you can work out what happened just by looking at the screen, but the devs are so afraid that the retard audience wouldn't get it they just explain it to them right after +--- 634477780 +>>634475670 +>>634475998 +>underaged +I bet you think Shakespeare is cringe too. +--- 634477869 +>>634477170 +>>634477693 +Fixed +--- 634477889 +>>634465019 (OP) +is that outfit a mod? +--- 634477907 +>>634477170 +Thats kqm tier retarded list. +--- 634477918 +>>634477771 +In all fairness, they're right. Most speed-readers tend to get a ton of details wrong, and it's obvious that the visuals alone aren't enough for them. Most Genshin players are retards who don't understand anything unless it's spelled out for them. It's just that spelling things out for them usually just causes them to ignore everything. But treating Genshin's playerbase as retarded is the correct mentality, because the playerbase is just that low-IQ. +--- 634478038 +>>634477646 +>>634477869 +You forgot to put Dehya in S tier +--- 634478078 +>>634477771 +even worse they have constant recaps of what's happened 5 minutes ago like it's some kids cartoon between commercials +--- 634478196 +>>634478038 +--- 634478254 +I don't have Kokomi and only Barbara as my only water user besides Nilou. +Will she be fine to use in the nahdia/nilou team? +--- 634478289 +>>634478196 +That's not funny +--- 634478345 +Gorou is the gayest. +--- 634478382 +>>634476262 +I run Razor, Layla, Kaeya, and Barbara +They are fun to use for me and that is all i stick by at the moment +I need to make a second team but have fuck all charatcers +--- 634478458 +>>634477170 +>Wanderer at T0 +--- 634478595 +https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline +--- 634478695 +>>634476768 +Seems to be a thing with Korean games too. Library of Ruina's translated dialogue got long-winded often. +--- 634478809 +Why is the Arataki Gang so stupid? +--- 634478948 +>>634478595 +Yeah. This is about what I expected from the guy who's in charge of this game's worldbuilding and story. +--- 634479015 +>>634465019 (OP) +Replaced Keq for Sucrose on my C6 Dori team. Went surprisingly smoothly. +--- 634479143 +>>634465019 (OP) +Chinese rootkit spyware thread, +Nigga i aint playin that shit +--- 634479439 +>>634478458 +Wanderer is extremely good if you get c1r1 and have c6 Faruzan. In that sense he's a great 'low' budget character. But yeah at c0 f2p he's very mid. +--- 634479447 +>>634479143 +Why do you care if the Chinese are spying on you? You seem perfectly fine with Americans doing it. +--- 634479496 +>>634479447 +Why even reply to it? +--- 634479871 +some anon started and reached level 70 in like 3 weeks of playing>>634401239 → + +is that possible without a guide or knowing what to do? +--- 634480005 +>>634479871 +what's the rush +--- 634480496 +How the fuck does Nilou work I don't understand + +Amazing ass though +--- 634480609 +>>634479871 +I have played for like 4 or 5 weeks and didnt bother re rolling but just got battlepass and welkin +Got nahdia and nilou, now just need to level them to 80/90 +I recommend just rushing to inazuma and flying over to sumeru so you can get most mats for charcters and just take it easy or you rush world levels and it becomes annoying to grind +--- 634480842 +>started a week or two ago +>Nilou is my only 5 star +>she’s basic bitch tier as far as team composition + +At least I can clear content I guess +--- 634480902 +>>634480496 +press E several times for aoe +press E once then attack for watery attacks +Press Q for big AoE dmg. +Use other elements to proc water. +That's all. +--- 634480915 +>>634478078 +It's a game aimed at kids the fuck did you expect? +--- 634480975 +>>634480902 +>retarded answer for a retarded question +--- 634481069 +>>634465194 +Not really sure how to get 3 stars on 12-1 bit I also don't care. This is more than good enough and I only play abyss for materials anyway.. +--- 634481073 +>>634480496 +Stack HP on her +Keep her team hydro and dendro only +Activate her skill and start blooming +Try to stay alive +--- 634481074 +>Mein Fräulein insists you tastes her coffee, it's made with her "love" +--- 634481186 +I like using Razor in my superconduct team as my dps but i fucking hate his voice lines and the way he talks. +Only got Lisa and Kuki as electro but don't find Lisa's kit fun and haven't tried Kuki +--- 634481247 +>>634481074 +i will now buy your coffee +--- 634481498 +>>634481186 +Kuki's main use is to stack EM and trigger hyperblooms. If you just need electro application for superconduct, though, she can work pretty well. Certainly better than Lisa +--- 634481579 +>>634480496 +>>634481073 +>mfw blooming with Nilou, Collei, Barbara, and Yaoyao +>get to be as reckless as I want +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBdQDGGNg8E [Embed] +--- 634481651 +>>634480915 +why do kids these days have such shit memory +--- 634482002 +>>634481498 +I want to replace razor with someone else and i like superconduct as i like the cryo users i have +Was thinking to make kaeya my DPS and keep a water user in and add, by the sounds of it, Kuki is electro +--- 634482092 +>>634474403 +I was happy when Nahida's story quest brought us back to the Chasm. Hopefully places like Enkanomiya and Dragonspine get some more love too. Most areas in the game are worthless after you find all the chests in them. +--- 634482117 +>>634465019 (OP) +total lizard death. +--- 634482134 +>Eula finally gets content after two years +>it's even a glider set +>but it's locked behind Amazon monthly payments, and they didn't tell people about it until you couldn't get it anymore +Luckily I'm getting it, but I feel bad for anyone who missed it. +--- 634482245 +>>634474403 +hey man remember when shotamush said the world was flat and nothing came of it hahaha. +--- 634482267 +>>634482134 +I thought these were just going to be the Fontaine wings +--- 634482293 +>>634482134 +>Amazon monthly payments +I don't really use Amazon enough to bother with something like this anyway. +--- 634482316 +>>634477771 +the game play is for babies. the story is for children. the grind is for jobless teenagers. the events are for women. the cash shop is for middle aged adults. +--- 634482552 +>>634482267 +Anon, the Fontaine wings will come with Fontaine's reputation quests. +Now look at those wings, and then look at Eula's coat-thing. +It even uses the same gold as her brooch. +--- 634482691 +>>634477771 +>>634477918 +I wouldn't speedread if the game wasn't always aggressively trying to waste my time with superfluous garbage dialogue. Also daily quests with shitloads of dialogue make me nuclear fucking mad. +--- 634482697 +>>634467165 +eventually +--- 634482992 +>>634482552 +It also matches the same gold on wanderer though. And when I look up Eula glider set that image comes up but says Eula with Fontaine wings. That was just my perception of when I saw them +--- 634483165 +>>634465019 (OP) +Ez +--- 634483203 +>>634482992 +They're called "Wings of the Starlit Feast" and they're from Mondstadt, according to its own advertisement page on the official website. +--- 634483417 +mental tips for a GOOOMBLER to not goomble when trying to save? i get fucking shaky when i see unspend primos lying around when i could be GOOOMBLING. how do you fags do it? +--- 634483447 +>>634483417 +--- 634483574 +>>634465019 (OP) +kinda easy +--- 634483830 +why cant we do abyss in co-op? would be fun helping out poorfags +--- 634484021 +>>634483830 +Sucks you can't use food either, the only time I've ever wanted to use it. +--- 634484085 +>>634484021 +Yeah, pretty much. Food only exists for coop (when you might not have a healer/shielder) and the Abyss, and you can't use it in the latter. +Like, what is even the point of the Atk foods? +--- 634484280 +Sell me the new desert. Did they nerf the underground aspect or is it still cool? +--- 634484398 +>>634484280 +seems about the same, just more of it +https://youtu.be/biCMYE9z1s8 [Embed] +--- 634484674 +>>634465019 (OP) +Dazzling reminder +--- 634484875 +>>634483417 +>mental tips for a GOOOMBLER to not goomble when trying to save? +Killing yourself +Unironically +I felt a bit impulsive at times and even pulled when i shouldn't have once or twice but i almost always had at least 5x10 pulls lying around for the shit i actually wanted to get, to me being able to pull a lot at once and actually get something instead of just pulling right away like an idiot feels a lot better. +Like seriously, i can't imagine being so fucking impulsive that i'd have 0 self control and never hoard primos, now that i think about it you'd have to be exceptionally retarded as well and ignoring the game completely since you wouldn't really choose what characters and weapons you're gettng, at that point might as well just get into actual gambling and ruin your own life just to see if you can force yourself to be cured of what's pretty much a mental illness, since there's no way you can actually be functional and have a life unless someone is giving you infinite money for some god forsaken reason. +So yeah my advice is either kill yourself or go to a psychologist or something +And i guess i should mention i'm a low spender who dropped the game cause of the daily fomo burnout. +--- 634484905 +>>634484875 +>Killing yourself +why are you like this? +--- 634485165 +>>634483417 +I have a low effort side gacha where I roll whenever I feel like it +--- 634485318 +should I roll on weapon banners or just stick to the character ones +--- 634485338 +>>634465019 (OP) +My first time using Nilou bloom so I accidentally killed myself a few times but this is one of the better/fun abyss. +--- 634485373 +>>634465019 (OP) +I don't like the idea of swapping teams but I can definely come up with something for 12-1. this rotation is easier than the last one at least +--- 634485485 +>>634485318 +depends, 5 weapons are not needed to clear content, they are just for you to "complete" BIS weapons of your fav. units +--- 634485645 +>>634485318 +If you got your team(s) at the dupes you want or the characters you want then roll on the weapon banner that will give you the bigger dps increase or enjoyment. +Weapon banners are for whales or settlers who wont change team members alot +--- 634486642 +wake up honey new schizo lore ramblings just dropped +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpHD8bGsws0 [Embed] +--- 634486836 +>>634486642 +good schizo video +--- 634487861 +how do i stop an addiction to this game, i spend like all day on this and i had tons of games i wanted to play. + +i even spend money to get resin to play longer +--- 634487939 +>>634487861 +You'll run out of content eventually. +>i even spend money to get resin to play longer +Stop that. Not even whales do that shit. You'll find yourself looking for things to spend resin after a certain point. +--- 634488070 +>>634487861 +>i even spend money to get resin to play longer +retard +you are just paying to get closer to the end... where we are, and there is nothing here, just Loggin Impact + +Just take yer time and enjoy the game while it lasts. +--- 634488216 +>>634465019 (OP) +could've been worse +--- 634488716 +>>634487939>>634488070 +i did run out of things to do, there's no more quests other than hidden commision ones, there's no more storyquests, no more hangouts. + +All i do now is try to 36 star the abyss, and max out characters and get 40cv artifacts +--- 634488753 +They should add like an RNG dungeon into Genshin. +--- 634488824 +>>634488753 +small company please understand +--- 634488880 +>>634488716 +...it's ogre +--- 634488890 +>>634488716 +lmao. as long as you're aware you're a fucking mark +--- 634489771 +>>634488716 +Congratulations. You're free. +--- 634490037 +I just beat Raiden with hopes and dreams. This game is pretty cool. Also Yae is sexo. +--- 634490401 +>>634490037 +indeed +--- 634490768 +Post cute couples +--- 634490818 +>>634488716 +It's a casual game, the point isn't to grind it +--- 634490960 +>>634490768 +hello troon +--- 634491110 +>>634490960 +Hello incel. +--- 634493119 +which loli would you fuck given the opportunity? +--- 634493341 +>>634493119 +None of them are for you, incel pedo. +--- 634493348 +>>634493119 +*toddler +--- 634493535 +>>634493119 +*potato +--- 634493721 +>>634493119 +i'd fuck nahida's brains out +--- 634493769 +>>634493721 +Calm down Wanderer +--- 634494652 +>>634493119 +fuck Nahida +marry Diona +--- 634494712 +>>634494652 +She's for Diluc +--- 634494771 +>>634465157 +>>>/lgbt/ +--- 634494834 +>>634465019 (OP) +are those koikatsu legs lmao +--- 634495006 +>>634475670 +>DID SOMEONE SAY FOOOOOOD? +>WHAT ABOUT FOOD? +>MAN THIS FOOD IS GREAT! +>DO YOU LOVE FOOD AS MUCH AS I LOVE FOOD? I EAT FOOD EVERYDAY! +--- 634495209 +>>634493119 +>>634494652 +>>634494712 +cats can't consent +--- 634495689 +>>634487861 +You can still play without resin, you just don't get rewards. Go out and kill monsters in the overworld, or do domains and quit out before getting rewards. Don't fall for the gacha trap, just play the game. +--- 634495740 +>>634495209 +when does he say this? +--- 634495786 +I skipped abyss for like 1 and half years because I couldn't be bothered logging in more than to do the events +--- 634496126 +>>634471162 +>main story +>creative +Pick one. It's just toy advertising. The only good stories are the long side quests that don't involve the playable characters. +--- 634496163 +>>634494771 +Oh yes, that too, genshit is a tranny game. +--- 634496262 +>>634490401 +What are they going to do to him???! +--- 634496320 +>>634496163 +how do you schizos get to this point? +is it because no medication or are the meds making you delirious? +--- 634496476 +>>634476768 +I notice it with the voice lines sometimes. Paimon will say like oooaah? And then the translation is who what the heck, did you see that Traveler. Can translators just stop being such retards +--- 634496509 +>>634496320 +I showed this game to my friends and the immediate response was that it looked gay. The largest fanbase is in twitter, something that never happens unless, you guessed it, a tranny game. Playing this game requires several mental gymnastic tricks to justify the fact that you are basically grinding an ubisoft game. +--- 634496624 +>>634477918 +>>634482691 +Yeah that's the whole reason I speedread lol, because there's like twenty lines to explain that they're going to cook some beef. They've trained me to just skim through the text while mashing skip, which makes me not see the animations either so I have no idea what's going on. I sometimes go into cutscenes with the mindset like alright let's just chill and enjoy this, but then five lines later I'm back to just mashing through it in frustration. This does not happen with other games +--- 634496741 +>>634496509 +>can't enjoy cute stuff because his "friends" will laugh at him +>invents shit up so he can sour grape it anyway +what a sad existence +--- 634496940 +>>634483417 +Do you even want the characters that are on the banner? If not, how are you even winning? What are you gambling for exactly, you're just wasting primos and getting some garbage that you don't want, that's not gambling +--- 634496978 +>>634496940 +getting 5 stars, seeing that yellow meteor +--- 634497127 +>>634496978 +I don't even want like half of the five star characters, do you? It's just gonna be extra work leveling them up so that you can actually even use them, if they're even any fun to use. Or are you seriously wasting all your gems just to see a specific color pop up, regardless of what you're getting out of it? You seriously need to evaluate your brain health if that's what you're doing. Might as well just spin a wheel with different colors and hope that it lands on a specific color +--- 634497148 +>>634467165 +The mods that utilize 3DMI currently cannot get you banned. MHY can always decide on changing their detection methods, but it's unlikely and until then there are literally thousands of Genshin mods on game banana. Not just coomer mods either. There's some tasteful stuff and useful features. Like Adventure Map that marks the location of everything you select on the map. It can't account for things already collected, but it makes farming mats a lot easier. + +If my understanding of the software is correct it is not altering any game files at all. It instead replaces files that are currently loaded into ram or v-ram. As far as the game is concerned everything is fine since it sent the files to your GPU and now it's your GPU's job to do the rendering. Except we have a program that sneaks in and does a switcheroo on the delivered files. +So you see why it would be potentially easy for MHY to find this out, but currently they have no reason to. +--- 634497170 +>>634497127 +i dont want to miss out on characters, so yes. more diversity is always a plus and i like to have things others dont. +--- 634497204 +>>634484085 +There are a lot of people who haven't built characters in any sensible way or even pay attention to that stuff, the buffs are for that part of the playerbase who just slap random stuff on a character and then struggle to kill a boss +--- 634497278 +What do I name my Wanderer? +--- 634497407 +>>634497278 +I named my Dark_Sasuke. +I can't take this edgy twink seriously. +--- 634497421 +>>634475670 +bruh, your skip mode mod? +--- 634497516 +>>634493119 +Idk which of these sounds fun +Qiqi just laying there like a dead fish +Diona being annoyed and making angry remarks at you +Sayu just falling asleep in the middle of it +Dori looking all smug nickle and diming you for more +Nahida doing some chakra mind meld bullshit and being all like aha so this is what ithis human activity is like, interesting +--- 634497576 +>>634497170 +>more diversity is always a plus +Nta but I abandoned my previous day-one account because of having too many characters and also having a lot of 5-stars I never really wanted but got due to impulse rolling and rolling for 4-stars. Now I'm having more fun playing with a limited rooster where I'm forced to make do with what I have. Doubt you share my kind of autism but who knows. +--- 634497596 +>>634497516 +Klee accidentally blowing your dick off with explosives. +--- 634497649 +>>634497407 +Mine was cliche, but I went with Notim Portent. Seemed extra fitting for him. +--- 634497669 +>>634497278 +SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF +--- 634498102 +bros i finally reached 74k HP with no hydro ressonance +--- 634498112 +>>634497516 +Qiqi operates on orders so you could just instruct her to ride you with all the ardor she can muster and it would feel like a having a living masturbator working full power on draining every last drop of cum out of you. +--- 634498332 +>>634465019 (OP) +Starting to explore the new area, so far it looks and feels more interesting than the rest of sumeru. +Still, I would have liked an archon quest considering that it’s the epicenter of the shitstorm happened 500 years ago. + +Focalor when? +This fall? +--- 634498407 +I've jerked off to Kokomi so many times. I love her so much. +I've never played a single second of Genshin. +--- 634498408 +>>634494771 +Kek +--- 634498421 +LMFAO +--- 634498498 +>>634498421 +soul / soulless +--- 634498583 +>>634498421 +Right is literally see that mountain tier +--- 634498635 +>>634498421 +Is that Tower of Fantasy? Wuthering Waves? Some other Genshin game? +--- 634498961 +>>634498421 +soulless soul +--- 634499009 +>>634498421 +I wished Tower of Jank wasn't as Jank as it is. +--- 634499378 +>>634498421 +cringe / kino +--- 634499414 +>>634498421 +Oh no no.. we don't need to bully Genshinfags they're already dead inside +--- 634499458 +>>634498421 +is right a special ability of sorts? cause it would be kinda pointless to have mountains when anyone can just run on them +--- 634499523 +>>634499458 +It's considered a "gadget" with 5 upgrades. +--- 634499550 +>>634498421 +You know, I feel like at some point we're losing sight of why we even have cliffs to climb. If it's just another surface to walk on, what is even the point. BOTW started it with the "climb anywhere" thing, but at least you were affected by weather and limited by stamina so you still had to use your noggin a bit. Now it's becoming just ground, but vertical +--- 634499597 +>>634498421 +Why does genshin have such uninspired movement system for anything that isn't aerial movement? +We got Kazuha mid air hops, Xiao dashes, Scara psuedo flight. +But swimming and climbing has basically been the same shit with an animation swap for three years now. +--- 634499620 +>>634499550 +You do realize left ran out of stamina right? +--- 634499690 +>>634499458 +It's a gadget. Same as the grappling hook. +--- 634499716 +>>634499550 +This guy gets it. However BOTW also failed dramatically in its climbing as well. Genshin does it the best out of these three games because it's the only game where exploring is the reward. ToF is just a soulless grind and BOTW was a soulless sandbox. Genshin has a real world that's fun to explore. + +>>634499620 +He is most likely referring to the right side. Wuthering Waves has this issue too. It just amounts to more tedium instead of some immersive exploration activity, when you can move that quickly. +--- 634499739 +>>634499597 +Well, for water there's stuff like Ayaka's dash. And on one hand I think Kazuha, Xiao and Scara all affect how you climb. With Scara you can just glide up walls, with Kazuha you can get past overhangs etc. +--- 634499823 +>>634499716 +>Genshin has a real world that's fun to explore. +objective + +>see desert area +--- 634499876 +>>634499823 +Did you mean to say "subjective"? I really like the desert area. +--- 634499884 +>>634499597 +there's a natlan rock climbing character that will dash upward when you press space while climbing +--- 634499952 +>>634499716 +Talk about bias. +--- 634499971 +>>634498421 +You are missing the point if you think right gameplay is better. +--- 634500072 +>>634499876 +yes its 5am and im tired look i like genshin but the desert ruined the game for me ill be back when they release fire archon area +--- 634500104 +>>634465019 (OP) +My C3 Raiden got 1 shot 3 times in 12-3 maguu kenki but then got it on the 4th try. +--- 634500121 +>>634499716 +Fun is spending most of the time while exploring mashing space and waiting for stamina to regenerate i guess. Thats some serious stockholm syndrome +--- 634500128 +>>634499597 +They have a mindset of 'we have a very detailed world so you should explore it slowly~!'. They obviously know this is a problem which is why there are a lot more of those grappling hook points compared to Inazuma but they will never give us the universal solution. +I mean holy shit I just want to do my daily hilichurl beatdown quick and they put that daily on top of some mountain in the middle of the desert. +--- 634500132 +>>634499620 +the one on the right runs out of stamina and has a cooldown what cope is this? +--- 634500154 +>>634499739 +>Well, for water there's stuff like Ayaka's dash +It doesn't really allow you to do anything different than swimming normally though is what I'm saying. Just allows you to cross water surfaces faster, and doesn't even activate if you're already in water which is the bigger crime. +>>634499884 +Don't tease me like that anon. I don't have the patience to save up my primogems for 2 whole years for a Natlan character. +--- 634500348 +>>634500072 +I see. + +>>634499952 +I'm not biased, I can look at things clearly and I've played all of those games except WW but I'm obviously not wrong about it. + +BOTW had a couple of areas where stamina came into play but the updraft thing invalidated them and in general there was a gigantic lack of attention to detail when it came to climbing stuff. It was just tedious and lord help you if it rained. None of that was fun and the world it was stuck in was really devoid of stuff, let alone interesting stuff. +ToF on the other hand is a game jam packed with crap to collect but that's it. There was no heart put into the game. No fantastic world design with interesting new enemies, no good music, no interesting lore. + +>>634500121 +ADHD. +--- 634500454 +>>634500121 +The funny thing is ToF has at least 80% more stamina and we've been stuck with the SAME stamina gauge in Genshin for over 2 years +--- 634500492 +>>634500154 +I'm not sure what you'd do in water besides swim or run over it. Fontaine's adding some kind of diving gimmick in some places if that's what you mean +--- 634500549 +Tower of Kino Won +--- 634500593 +>>634465019 (OP) +Just bought a new phone and Genshin came pre-installed on it. Would I be too late to get into this game or is it still good to go catch waifus like Ganyu and Nahida? +--- 634500708 +RAIDEN RERUN WHEN IT'S BEEN FOUR(4)(IV)(QUATTRO) MONTHS ALREADY!!!! ;_;l +--- 634500949 +>>634500348 +>I'm not biased, I can look at things clearly +> but the updraft thing invalidated them +this applies to genshin too with their half assed grappling points +>It was just tedious and lord help you if it rained. +This applies too genshin too except its "lord help you if there's an overhang" +You clearly cannot see things clearly when you're defending a game mechanic both the devs and playerbase avoid and shit on. +--- 634500997 +>started a few months ago +>casually chipped away at story in-between exploring ans grinding +>finally done +>watch a bunch of genshin lore and theory vids +>mfw some were completely right +>mfw even the wrong ones have some idea of the truth despite being way off base +I assume the broad strokes of the story were all set from the start? Despite most of GI being light novel-tier, these breadcrumb trails are entertaining. +--- 634501182 +>>634498421 +It's over... +--- 634501847 +>>634500997 +Broad strokes yes, but honestly, it's just that Genshin is clever about what they reveal or not reveal. If something isn't confirmed, most likely it doesn't even get mentioned to avoid retcons. +If you know where to look, the story itself does have minor retcons or additions that contradicts or just doesn't line up with what's presented. +It's usually the end of arc lore drop that contradicts whatever comes next, such as Zhongli directly calling Raiden, Baal, but at the end of Inazuma MC literally tells Yae that Zhongli told them Baal is dead, or Yae talking about Nahida being widely beloved by the Sumerians only for the story to lock her in a cage and have Cyno remark that he didn't even believed Nahida was real. +Natlan is another big mystery, there's literally only a couple of things we know from ingame and the comic, it has brown people, it has hot springs, that the people practice shadow boxing, and that the people live in normadic tribes. +--- 634501974 +raping sorush and apep +--- 634502210 +>>634500492 +>Fontaine's adding some kind of diving gimmick in some places if that's what you mean +For movement, a character being able to dive underwater briefly allowing them to shoot higher above the water surface when the come back up like a dolphin. Faster momentum allowing you to jump out of water much further. +For combat, a character able to fight while swimming or submerged would be cool. Especially in the niche scenarios you can pull it off it'll probably instakill some mobs but a Fontaine diving gimmick sounds like a nice midground so that cool movement systems aren't locked behind characters. +You're probably right that the reason this hasn't been expanded is that there really is no reason to because the rivers/oceans are empty. +--- 634502329 +>>634501847 +did yae say it was nahida/lesser lord who was beloved, or was it greater lord? if it's the latter then it lines up with the story +also i thought desert people have the hots for king deshret and dislike anything sumeru city worships +--- 634502410 +>>634494652 +>>634494712 +Diona will always be for Diluc and I guess I'm the only one doing fanart of them, sad. +--- 634502780 +>>634502410 +Where is his cock? +--- 634502875 +>>634502329 +Here's the exact transcript from the wiki. +>Paimon: Lesser Lord Kusanali? That's a cute name. +>Yae Miko: Oh, you haven't heard? "Lesser Lord Kusanali" is the deity in whom the people of Sumeru place their faith. It's their chosen term of endearment for her. + +Cyno was brought into the Akademiya at a young age so he's more forest Sumerian than desert Sumerian, but regardless, if a high ranking member of the Akademiya doesn't even believe you exists, it doesn't really bode well for the general public does it? Not to mention both the Akademiya and Desert loathes her for different reason so a blanket description seems wrong. + +I may have been too negative, but all I'm saying is that the game tends to only reveal to the player what they have (internally) established, Genshin's writing and lore has it's own faults as well as what it's good at. +--- 634502914 +>>634502780 +In the other scenes. +--- 634503313 +>>634500708 +Hopefully very late +--- 634503361 +>>634503313 +--- 634503410 +>>634465019 (OP) +Love Kokomi! +--- 634503505 +>>634498421 +Very small, very tiny multi billion dollar company. Can't afford the R&D for QoL updates. +--- 634503683 +> +--- 634503706 +>When in this state, Kirara's movement speed, climbing speed, and jumping power are all increased +>and her Stamina Consumption from climbing is increased. +Dawei-san? +--- 634503735 +>>634503706 +What's the fucking point then? +--- 634503751 +I find Sorush fucking annoying. +--- 634503845 +I honestly think Inazuma is the shittiest map and there should be a way to sink the whole place down. +--- 634503927 +>>634498421 +Nice texture. +--- 634504194 +>>634482245 +>nothing came of it +Did you miss the Sumeru archon quest ending +--- 634504390 +>>634465157 +Fuck off, we don't want genshit niggers in /vmg/ +--- 634504917 +>>634486642 +Kino +--- 634504975 +>>634503751 +i wanna turn her into my haughty onahole +--- 634505054 +rate my raiden +--- 634505187 +>>634486642 +We must expand our IQs even further. +--- 634505349 +>>634505054 +>off set goblet +Why even bother getting constellations or leveling characters if you don't like them? +--- 634505432 +>>634477170 +Why is Autism-man put so high? He's decent, but can't compare to the 6 digits every heavy bullshit Hu Tao can do. +Supports are fine, but the only dps I'd put in S are Nilou, Hu Tao and Ayaka. +--- 634505623 +>>634476796 +>>634476282 +do they bann you for modding the files like this? +--- 634505637 +>>634503706 +I'm now concerned that Fontaine will have lots of climbing +--- 634505652 +>>634498421 +Did right rip theirs straight out of MH: Rise? +--- 634505685 +>>634505432 +Alhaitham hyperbloom is pretty ridiculous too +--- 634505791 +>>634505432 +He deals a lot of damage with his infused normals which combined probably sum up to 6 digits but repeatedly +--- 634505827 +>>634473101 +>excited to fight another dragon like the geo and anemo ones +>you just fight its tonsils or something +>most of the fight is just slapping adds too +boring +--- 634505862 +Rough unprotected sex with the Cookie +--- 634506000 +>>634505862 +itto is so lucky... but I guess those are the perks of being a big dicked muscly oni gigachad +--- 634506029 +>>634498421 +Right is crossing an empty field tier, except it's vertical. I like the box more, it's cute +--- 634506203 +>Everyone in the Kingdom of the Moonlight Forest was born with fair skin, light-colored hair, and bright blue eyes. Perhaps the constant lack of sunlight and the nourishment of the moonlight was the reason for their beauty, giving them an appearance different from the abhorrent creatures lurking at the edge of the forest +How did mihoyo get away with this? +--- 634506337 +>>634500072 +>the desert ruined the game +Three back-to-back deserts was a bit too much I'll agree with that. I'm not sure why I didn't feel this kind of fatigue with Inazuma when it was mostly the same though. 3-4 back-to-back islands. +--- 634506340 +>>634506203 +No niggers allowed. +--- 634506851 +>>634506203 +How did Mihoyo get a way with a talking lamp blatantly being racist towards sandnigger slaves in currentyear? +--- 634506862 +>>634506203 +Well, its a chinese game and the chinese still hold traditional values in terms of color +--- 634506964 +>>634506337 +i haven't felt fatigued with either but i guess the enkanomiya and the chasm were nice change of pace for some people. for sumeru we got the rain forest in 3.0 and nothing but deserts since with no relief until 4.0 fontaine or 3.8 if there is a new summer area +--- 634507019 +>>634506851 +Because she is right and she is coming back next update with a body +--- 634507026 +Genshin's a pretty damn decent game under all the layers of cancerous monetization and gacha... Imagine if the entire game were fully unlocked without time-gating shit like resin and wishes were fully grindable. Guess it wouldn't be sustainable but man. Conceptualize. +--- 634507053 +Pls gibb Raiden banner... +--- 634507082 +>>634474318 +The card game is fun enough that it could be it's own standalone game. Sometimes I want to play it but I really don't want to fire up Genshin, especially not on my phone +--- 634507089 +>>634507019 +>she is coming back next update with a body +--- 634507129 +>>634465019 (OP) +it didnt +--- 634507148 +>>634507026 +I get you but then it would have died after the initial release and we wouldn't have gotten Inazuma and Sumeru +--- 634507381 +>>634470372 +>the 4* crafted Inazuma sword. +Amenoma? Is that even worthwhile below max refinement considering how terrible its raw damage is? +--- 634507382 +>>634476057 +Ei is just that powerful. Remember she won the archon war and is strong enough to 1 shot other gods like its nothing +In terms of raw power level she shouldn't be all that much behind peak Zhongli, probably very close, but unlike Zhongli she's also highly skilled martial artist to the point where all of the best swords play in Inazuma is considered a cheap imitation of her style +--- 634507446 +>>634506862 +> traditional values = brown people are subhuman +lol I understand what you are trying to say about lighter skin being a sign of nobility, but I agree for reasons not related to anything regarding tradition +--- 634507971 +>>634507382 +>Remember she won the archon war +I mean so did Venti +--- 634508128 +>>634498421 +So what exactly changed at Hotta for the character gameplay and animations to improve like it did overtime? Better staff or did the staff just gain experience? +--- 634508183 +>>634507971 +Andrius did actually, he just didn't want to be the Archon over smelly humans so he let Venti take the crown +Mondstadt at the time was a frozen backwater shithole and the only competition was Decarabian, and literally everyone rebelled against him, even his own lover +--- 634508190 +>>634507382 +>unlike Zhongli she's also highly skilled martial artist +How do you know zhongi isn’t a martial artists? Thinking the dude with the title god of war would know something +--- 634508295 +My GOD I finally got editorial opinion and unlocked the quest +--- 634508307 +>>634508190 +He was never known as the God of war, and there's nothing in his lore that says he was a highly proficient martial artist, just that he had literal God tier tard strength +Even Venti calls him more brawn than brain +--- 634508353 +>>634507382 +>The Inazuman arts of polearm and sword combat, as well as the blade-forging process itself, primarily originated with me. Since then, they have branched out and blossomed into a variety of techniques according to each master's individual aptitude +So where's that anon who was arguing that Makoto was the sword smith and not Ei? +--- 634508392 +Can we have just ONE new location without some swirly energy thing in the sky? diff --git a/v/634465693.txt b/v/634465693.txt index 88fa15f7044516023c70f59a36205683ffe58ad9..bc5624f9d185370206e24b86d9d95c163df56b4c 100644 --- a/v/634465693.txt +++ b/v/634465693.txt @@ -30,3 +30,320 @@ Fucking based --- 634470230 >>634466078 You’re a retard. Transitioning doesn’t give a vagina and boobs +--- 634471413 +no girl will ever confess her love to you +--- 634472721 +>>634465693 (OP) +I loev Laetitia +--- 634472890 +>>634471413 +Not true. There are lots of girls like Youmu you can find to love +--- 634472975 +Lilith! +--- 634473240 +I love Totooria Helmold! +--- 634473386 +my disney princess wife +--- 634473440 +My wife Neptune, sweeter than any candy. +--- 634474340 +I love my beautiful wife Byleth! +--- 634474369 +Blanc is more than just a crush, she is my precious wife and I love her more than anything in the whole world. +--- 634474535 +>>634465693 (OP) +Fairy leviathan +--- 634474620 +I love Red Riding Hood +--- 634474986 +>>634474535 +why can't AI get hands right? +--- 634475325 +>>634465693 (OP) +>rate +Sure. +>>634465826 +>>634465930 +>>634466360 +>>634467256 +>>634471413 +>>634472721 +>>634472890 +>>634472975 +>>634473240 +>>634473386 +>>634473440 +>>634474340 +>>634474369 +>>634474535 +>>634474620 +10/10 +--- 634475464 +>>634475325 +--- 634475634 +I have a type +--- 634475672 +Do you have a daughteru/sonu? + +Would waifu get along with them? +--- 634475776 +For me, it's the Crying Survivor. +--- 634476434 +My love, Dolce. +--- 634476567 +fuck I really hope isekai is a thing +--- 634476675 +>>634465828 +what the fuck +--- 634476701 +>>634465828 +Based self-cest enjoyer +--- 634476924 +>>634475672 +Not really, but Neptune seems to get along really well with children in general. +--- 634477126 +>>634475776 +why always with the crying, why not cheer up +>truly we were the cheerful survivor all along +--- 634477875 +it's over. Everyone is tired +--- 634478294 +>>634477875 +I'm just not that much of a talkative person. +--- 634478390 +For me, it's Towa. +--- 634478439 +>>634477875 +Well, almost nobody is doing any rating or discussing. +--- 634478510 +>>634465693 (OP) +>Gf looks and acts like her +>Feelsgoodbros +--- 634478562 +>>634478439 +If I'm being honest, I don't really know or have played most people's waifus' games here to give worthwhile judgment. +--- 634478719 +>>634477875 +Idk what to say +--- 634479014 +>>634477875 +I actually want to hang out but I am getting my daily dose of waifu’s game. I’m almost done though. +--- 634479108 +The sorceress from Dragon’s Crown and her wonderful milkers! +--- 634479115 +>>634465693 (OP) +--- 634479174 +>>634478439 +>rating +What do you mean? Not like I can just say yeah "6/10 waifu, too much water" because I obviously don't feel the same way about any given character as her waifufag does, I can comment on some waifus because I've played their games but outright rating just feels wrong. +--- 634479245 +I love my wife Bernie!! +--- 634479413 +>>634465693 (OP) +PEPPINO +--- 634479581 +I love my classic Daisy! She always puts a smile on my face. +--- 634479759 +>>634479174 +Hey, I'm just saying. I'm not the OP here. +--- 634480139 +>>634477875 +Anon, my Waifu Limiter (aka work) is active at full force. I will post her the moment I break free of the wage cage. +--- 634480458 +Waifu suggesting (you) to come to bed with her to cuddle and rest +--- 634480510 +Touhou 19 announced, pretty interesting + >>634480458 +I want to cuddle and play vidya with her in bed +--- 634480534 +My honest opinion on waifus in the thread, sorry if this offends anyone + +Honorable mention aka I actively want to play your waifu's game and hope I find time tier: all the Neps, Ranni, RRH, BB + +3 Houses girls - I think our 3 Houses bros have excellent taste, including the Annette poster all the best girls in the game are represented. Long before I came to these threads, I was leaning on all 4 of these girls in my playthroughs of the game. + +The 3x3 furry shota poster - uh, not really my thing, but I suppose relative to alternatives the ones you picked aren't bad. I like that you have my waifu's VA's most famous character on there, most people don't like Morgana! + +Persona girls in glasses guy, arguably best girl from all three games, good job. + +Aerith - I thought she was meh in the original game, but I really liked what they've done with her in the expanded cannon from Crisis Core to FFVIIR. She's become a standout. + +Awesome characters that haven't posted here yet: Towa and Chiaki, both really great well written characters and they're cute too. + +Awesome potential ruined by mitigating circumstances tier: Alice + +Sorry, I'm not interested in the genre of games your waifu comes from but your drawings are excellent and your waifu is cute tier: Lilith, Laetitia +--- 634480541 +>>634479581 +Based. Daisy is best girl. +--- 634480580 +>>634480458 +I still got studying to do. +--- 634481191 +>>634480534 +Not into roguelikes? +--- 634481550 +>>634481191 +my experience with roguelikes is pretty limited (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon mostly) and I hated it, filtered very early every time I've tried to play one. I looked at some BOI gameplay and it didn't look like something I would enjoy. Sorry! +--- 634481650 +>>634481550 +Fair enough +--- 634481942 +Describe your waifu in a three word essay. +--- 634481987 +>>634481942 +Dies for love +--- 634482021 +>>634475339 +>>634475634 +>>634475776 +>>634476307 +>>634476434 +>>634478336 +>>634478510 +>>634479108 +>>634479115 +>>634479245 +>>634479581 +10/10 +>>634475464 +Thank you Bejitas. +>>634480534 +Thanks! I really love Morgana even though I understand why people don't like him. His VA is amazing too. I haven't played your waifus' game but she looks very cute and elegant. And I love the colours of her clothes, it's very nice. +--- 634482097 +>>634481942 +"I'm Your Girl!" +--- 634482130 +>>634481942 +cute blind demon +--- 634482373 +>>634481942 +Bernie! Bernie! Bernie! +--- 634482445 +>>634481942 +Yearns for happiness +--- 634482462 +>>634475325 +Are you a femanon? +--- 634482754 +>>634482462 +No. +--- 634482889 +>>634481942 +My beautiful wife +--- 634483227 +>>634465828 +Oh hey you're that one guy from morrowind ho created a harem of genderswapped clones of himself +Does selfcest create inbred babies? +--- 634483409 +>>634465693 (OP) +I love Miyabi! +>>634480534 +I know even less +Neptune is a cute dork with a great design. I love all the lil gaming bits on her outfit. +Blanc is cool and cute and her colors really suit her. +Morrigan has a great design that has rightfully lived past her series's unfortunate end. +Megane anon certainly has a type. +I also like that Aerith has been getting more to her character as time goes on. +Sorceress is exactly what you want from a game like hers. She's also fun to play as. +>>634481942 +cute edge tomboy +--- 634483742 +>>634482373 +--- 634483827 +>>634481942 +smug bitch, perfection. +--- 634484081 +>>634481942 +"Life is Adventure!" +Generic? Mayhaps. But those who know know. +--- 634484139 +>>634481942 +hebe mommy duality +--- 634484215 +>>634484118 +night berniebro +--- 634484336 +>>634484118 +Sleep well Bernie +--- 634485980 +When I was 11, the Pokemon cartoon introduced me to tsunderes through Misty. So when Oracle of Ages introduced Maple naturally it hit all the marks for me. Would go to her grandma's house hoping she'd show up or the encounters would develop into something else. I was Simping for 10 pixels on a screen. +--- 634486225 +>>634485980 +why did that give me a chub? I don't even know what tsunderes means +--- 634486251 +I love Lysithea! +>>634481942 +Ambitious angry adorable +--- 634486962 +Night waifu +--- 634489106 +I love my wonderful wife Nepgear! She's so adorable! +>>634481942 +Goodness Goddess Gearhead! +--- 634489425 +>>634481942 +Samefag but I wanted to join in the fun, I think her name in webm related describes her perfectly. +--- 634490408 +>>634489425 +I always liked that webm.. It's pretty cute. Even though she's not writing anything, I like the transitions, animation and stool leverage.. +--- 634490650 +>>634489425 +everything in her world looks so big, making her look even smaller +--- 634490683 +I love my wife Seele! +>>634475672 +Not exactly, but i do also love the other Seele, just in a non-romantic way. +>>634481942 +Loyal, caring, sadistic. +--- 634491191 +>>634490650 +Towa is normal sized in a world of giants. +--- 634491250 +>>634491191 +that would be a funny twist +--- 634491290 +>>634491191 +so she's the opposite of Dana +--- 634492748 +>>634483227 +Theoretically self-cest should create near clones of yourself since your offspring would have only your genetic material. The variation would be due to chromosomes crossing over or other such effects during gamete production. +--- 634494170 +My wife telling me to come to bed already... +--- 634494908 +>>634494170 +My wife is a bit less gentle when she urges me to get some sleep. +--- 634495457 +>>634494908 +interesting contrast.. at the end of the night, our wife's just want us snuggling them up for some quality sleep! +--- 634496076 +>>634495457 +That's certainly true. Guess there's no point in keeping a lady waiting +--- 634496409 +>>634494170 +--- 634496858 +>>634465693 (OP) +For me it's Rapi +--- 634498504 +Not fair +--- 634502349 +crush bump +--- 634504126 +>>634465693 (OP) +My first waifu and video game crush. I was six when I played OoT and liked Malon so much that I wanted to marry her. +--- 634505854 +>>634465693 (OP) +My beautiful wife Neo the ice cream girl is extremely cute! +--- 634506601 +Post Waifu taunting +--- 634507337 +Anyone alive? +--- 634507453 +>>634507337 +Everyone sleeps at these hours anon +--- 634507509 +>>634507337 +me +--- 634507651 +>>634507453 +Oh right forgot about that diff --git a/v/634467162.txt b/v/634467162.txt index 26b67329bd5638c80e5c86bdba534e74816f5c93..7f4902e198a5f8fe2cf76372d7a2650494320bfe 100644 --- a/v/634467162.txt +++ b/v/634467162.txt @@ -88,3 +88,1314 @@ I don't get it, how DO you defeat this then? You don't. --- 634470483 New to YGO as a whole, any recommendations for what archetype to take? Preferably something with hot animu, but anything beginner friendly works i guess +--- 634470580 +>>634470459 +Run backrow removal. +That's right, you HAVE to slot backrow removal into your deck. +Western players have found "maindecking MST" to be the single most difficult, unreasonable task ever. It physically hurts them. They would rather pass to Mine twenty turns in a row before scooping rather than putting this one simple card in their deck. +--- 634470597 +>>634469524 +That's why I play Sims, fuck faggots magically pulling outs or combo piece. +--- 634470607 +>>634470459 +you mean if you don't draw backrow removal? you do not. there's a reason this card is now banned in every format. +--- 634470751 +>>634470483 +You can start in Master Duel by buying 3 copies of any of the following Structure Decks + +>Dragonmaids +>Salamangreat +>Zombies (not beginner friendly tho) +>Dark Magician +these are the best value decks, the rest are just either trash, or just a tech complement like the Spellbook SD + +Look up decks you might find fun or how they play, I like the Dragonmaids art for example but dislike how they play + +some other might have cool art but won't carry you beyond the first ranks +--- 634470792 +>>634470607 +is it banned in master duel? becauase i saw tist +--- 634470856 +>>634470751 +why in the everloving fuck would you recommend the dark magician deck? that's fucked up +--- 634470996 +>>634470856 +Gold tier deck like the rest +--- 634471023 +>>634470856 +It's not, by any means a "bad" deck +--- 634471307 +>>634469083 +oohime is better in every single way +--- 634471369 +>>634470856 +Dark magician has a fuckload of support and it's an ok deck to start learning the game, the usual recommendation of building meta deck to start getting gems for other decks doesn't work well with new players because they aren't as "me click prompt me win" and you think they are, and DM will keep him in gold until he's ready. If you recommend solitaire bullshit to a knew players you're going to bore him to death +--- 634471397 +>>634469083 +They're worse +--- 634471518 +>>634471369 +You're retarded but you're right that new players should play meta. They're just going to get scooped on and end up at a rank they can't compete at because they don't know what the fuck they're doing. +--- 634471531 +>>634471369 +I'm a Dark Magician shill but no it is fucking not a "good deck to learn the game" with. +--- 634471624 +Does Amazoness have any shot at all in the event? I know they’re absolutely worthless in normal format but I just want to have an excuse to build a deck of muscle girls who can crush my skull with their thighs +--- 634471883 +>>634471624 +They are decent enough to climb plat, it just s happens that if you play every has the perfect card to target and bounce/banish Augusta +--- 634471948 +Invest in mikanko +--- 634471950 +>>634467162 (OP) +>new skysissy support +What? where? +--- 634471995 +>>634471883 +literally anything can climb plat +--- 634472002 +>>634468940 +>>634469020 +yawn +--- 634472041 +>>634471948 +Sorry but I already invested a lot of gems and mats into an Exorsissy deck I don't even play. I'm not making a second shit tier deck because the girls are cute and they kiss each other. +--- 634472092 +For me I'll be playing Suships during the event +--- 634472128 +>>634472041 +idk those are really good reasons to build it +--- 634472185 +>>634471995 +Even Cardians? +--- 634472237 +>>634471995 +Even Skull Servants? +--- 634472292 +>>634472237 +Easily +--- 634472293 +>>634472185 +A Flower Cardian build can FTK going first and nobody knows how to interrupt you, so yes +--- 634472297 +>>634471995 +Even Gate Guardian? +--- 634472516 +>>634471624 +i don't get why they don't make fusion archetypes like this instead +>when summoned, fusion summon one X archtype using cards in your hand or field +>if this card is sent to graveyard search for an X card +--- 634472523 +Oh SHIT nigger when is GOAT format? +--- 634472543 +>>634472041 +Invest in solfachord +--- 634472678 +>>634471995 +Live twins can't +--- 634472775 +>>634472543 +>pendtrash +Nope. I just made a deck too so I'm ready to start a new one but nothing looks interesting. +--- 634472892 +>>634472678 +I did +--- 634472901 +>>634470751 +Salmangreat is the only playable deck on that list, and only after you craft 3x ash 3x maxxc and ip +--- 634472981 +>>634470459 +You don't if you don't draw your backrow removal +should have negated effects instead of preventing activation and it might have been a little less broken +--- 634473067 +>>634472678 +>Hand Trap Twins +>Can't climb Plat +And this is before you consider Spright Twins +--- 634473074 +>>634470856 +The structure has damn near everything you need, sure you can make it stronger with more but it's enough to at least build something playable on it's own +--- 634473194 +Amazons any good now? +--- 634473195 +>>634470751 +Flavor text reads; + +"They build it with their Amazonian hands" +--- 634473213 +>>634473074 +Oh I see you mean it's not good for new players +I would say it's fairly simple, you might struggle with the fancier tricks but the base summon banish loop isn't that complicated, but it might be a bit bricky for a new player especially since they won't know the unbricking tricks +--- 634473234 +>>634471369 +>Hey use this highly risky card that blows up your board +Dark Magician is unironically terrible for new players. Dragonmaid does the same, short turn 1 play of Sheou pass / Seals pass every time so you can spend the rest of the match on reading staples and figuring out why Book of Moon renders a monster useless. +--- 634473279 +>>63446891 +I built it a few weeks ago after getting a royal stratos from the anniversary. It's pretty linear but enjoyable. I definitely wouldn't build it again though with how expensive it is. +Here's the propaganda leaflet -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up12pscmxvg [Embed] +--- 634473306 +>>634472901 +retard +--- 634473447 +>>634472185 +>>634472237 +Diamond easy +>>634472297 +Meta once their support comes in. They're going to be an incredible going second deck. +>>634472516 +Cards won't sell themselves. Gotta move that paper. +>>634472678 +Easy plat, diamond is a joke if you spright. +--- 634473484 +Unban Dragoon +--- 634473517 +>>634467162 (OP) +>Literally crying for 4 SS decks from a total of 126 decks +>meta +Anon it's not 2018 anymore. +--- 634473591 +>>634473484 +Do a complex ban, you can run dragoon if you have 10 or so other dark magician cards in your deck +--- 634473661 +>>634473517 +that actually looks like a healthy meta with a shitload of variety. is it? +--- 634473668 +>>634473591 +Also errata Verte to copy restrictions +--- 634473752 +>>634467613 +mfw +--- 634473765 +>>634470483 +I started with Sky Strikers, there's a hell of a learning curve and they aren't as good as they were and the meta is incredibly hostile to them now, only getting moreso, but still a fun deck. +--- 634473837 +>>634473279 +Meant for >>634468916 +--- 634473862 +>>634470751 +The zombie SD is one of the best thx to the shiranui deck you get in solo mode +--- 634473917 +im glad i can search heatbeat to fuck up runick niggers +i really don't want kitkat to be banned for this reason only but zhes too strong +--- 634473932 +>>634473661 +Once they nerf Purrely (according to whining japs) and make it so Earth Pile can't FTK you maybe +--- 634474056 +>>634473661 +Purrely is a 10 mat zeus is the problem +--- 634474087 +>>634473661 +Yeah, looks like it, even a thundra/bystial got a 1st place in the last torney in Road of the King. I'm concerned about the new Purrely support btw, looks busted. +--- 634474120 +>>634473661 +If aything, it will get Zeus banned thanks to Purrely, take that as you will +--- 634474138 +>>634471995 +Even Toons (not the stun kind)? +--- 634474169 +>>634473668 +Verte errata: +>Add 1 "Fusion" or "Polymerization" Normal or Quick-Play Spell from your Deck to your hand. For the rest of the turn, you cannot activate cards or effects except for that card. +--- 634474273 +>>634474169 +or lock him to Plant monster as almost every other Plant monster +--- 634474362 +>>634473661 +>The card that isn't once per "name" +How many times do we have to teach you this lesson? +--- 634474464 +>>634470856 +Souls/IOC is pretty splashable, and 1500 gems for a solid UR package like that is totally worth it. DM isnt great, but its in the better half of the structures avaliable, and it can do things. Not reliably or particularly that powerful, but can do things. Lot worse things to spend gems on. +--- 634474502 +>>634469653 +>still another 3-4 months for it. + +It's not fair they shoved Brandon support from other set on random ass pack. +--- 634474648 +>>634469020 +is Furi going to die? +--- 634474673 +>>634473234 +Most builds cut Eternal Soul completely, my dude. +--- 634474773 +>>634474648 +She's been possessed by Oohime. She is now our heavenly goddess' vessel on this earth. Praise be! +--- 634474820 +>>634469717 +why santa claws though +--- 634474839 +>>634470580 +Fucking moron not only did mine decks run field barrier to stop destruction effects but they also ran this +--- 634474872 +Time to fight cancer… with cancer +--- 634474895 +>>634474820 +>Put Santa Claws in defense +>Make Zeus +>Have so much fucking ammo that you can get rid of Santa Claws and still have enough for the next 2 turns +--- 634474926 +>Sprights +Post em +--- 634474994 +>>634474820 +Zeus +Santa Claws is special summoned to the opponent’s field in Defense +--- 634475030 +>>634474872 +can you make the image blurrier please +--- 634475057 +>>634474895 +>>634474994 +Ah, so that it won't kill your Xyz that you're ramming into it, gotcha. +--- 634475073 +>>634467162 (OP) +I just want to play stardust :( +--- 634475087 +>>634474648 +We don't even know what they are fighting, She just ascended, and we are still missing 2 girls + +I want to play this in MD, but holy shit it's going to take forever to get it completed it seems +--- 634475089 +>>634474820 +Possibly the dumbest OTK since looping Morphing Jar #2 and Des Wombat +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EywUt5OMCjA [Embed] +--- 634475110 +>>634470580 +You clean one after drawing your mst 11 turns in. The guy activate a card that activate a second copy or one of his 10 cards made to protect the field. Gj, you did nothing. +--- 634475154 +Abyss Actors bros... +Our LInk-2 and new spell cards? +--- 634475182 +>>634471995 +Even Purrelys? +--- 634475209 +>>634475154 +>Photon Hypernova +In October, alongside my wife Ariel and the new Gishki cards. +--- 634475239 +>>634474839 +>"i call mst" +>"i play twin twisters" +>"game 2?" +--- 634475278 +Can I get new support? +--- 634475312 +>>634475239 +Judgment your twin. Game 2? +--- 634475375 +>>634475278 +as soon as we ban reincarnation +--- 634475421 +>>634475278 +Its weird cause theres even more any only Trickstars to pull from in addition the butt fuck ton of them that exist in the game already +--- 634475434 +>>634475154 +Man i loved that Harvey Birdman bit when it came out thanks for reminding me anon. +--- 634475448 +>>634475375 +Reincarnation needs to be at 2 at least +That or give them some other way to revive their monsters +--- 634475450 +>>634472543 +I did, but it was because the chibis are hot. Speaking of, this image needs to scroll down to focus on the little version. +--- 634475492 +>>634475089 +Wow people weren't kidding when they said it was aids to fight +--- 634475582 +>>634475087 +Unlikely for it to get more support for quite a while. Wild Survivors will get theirs next. +--- 634475683 +FREE HER +--- 634475781 +>>634475278 +If they go away from burn, sure. +--- 634475853 +>>634475278 +that cringe burnshit does not deserve to even be playable +--- 634475956 +>>634467415 +Can confirm this happens. If it does occur and you didn't catch it then you have only yourself to blame. Now imagine all the shit that could possibly go unnoticed in a Tear match up. +--- 634476096 +>>634474169 +Make it just for the rest of this turn you can't activate monster effects for that card and i'll take it +--- 634476339 +>Pull cardian ftk without scoop. + +Bless the tard that sat through whole thing. Most just scoop after 5 moonflowerview. +--- 634476340 +When is the fortune ladies support? +--- 634476435 +>>634476340 +never ever +--- 634476490 +What should you use your interruptions on against a hero deck? I've never really learned their combo. +--- 634476514 +>>634476340 +After Reptilianne's second wave. +--- 634476613 +>>634476490 +stratos +or that ugly ass pink vision hero +--- 634476706 +question +if i zeus wipe the field under macro, where do thr cards go? +--- 634476724 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAL9ieJt71k [Embed] +--- 634476772 +How do I sky strikers these days? I haven't touched the deck in forever since STARDUST stuff came out +--- 634476882 +>>634476706 +macro is still active at point of resolution, so banished, i assume +--- 634476920 +When is the Prediction Princess support? +--- 634476986 +How does one play B.E.S? +Since all my decks are dark, I need to do something new, and since Gradius is good I wana see if I can try B.E.S in the event. +--- 634476996 +>>634476920 +dark wing blast? so soon +--- 634477063 +>>634476986 +those are light machines anon +--- 634477159 +>>634476490 +If you have backrow removal, chain it to their Increase activation which summons from the st zone. If you have a negation, wait for cross crusader to tribute to search (unless they searched mask change already, in which case negate him early). +If you notice on both of these, they get a 2 for 1 trade, which is important since Heros have all the extenders in the world, and can tailor their line if your interruptions arent good value +--- 634477309 +>>634476882 +Wrong +--- 634477559 +>event is not even about using a single attribute of the four +What's even the point? Now I have wasted my time on a pure wind deck. +--- 634477667 +>>634477309 +huh, you are right. I tested it on edopro and while you detached materials does get banished, banisher of the light and dim fiss does go to the gy. +How come? +--- 634477763 +>>634477559 +if you actually thought that they would limit you to one attribute then you're retarded +--- 634477768 +>>634476803 +She's seen some shit. +--- 634477865 +I really need to remember that Maxx "C" can't be used under D. Shifter or D. Fissure. I lost a promo match to Diamond III because I bricked and I wanted to scare my opponent with D. Shifter hoping for Tears but he was playing Exosisters instead, then he played D. Fissure on his turn and my roach turned into a brick for the rest of the duel, by then he had Magnifica + Returnia to banish all of my birds and stop me from summoning Empen after I managed to unbrick. Oh well, that ended a six win streak so it was a good day anyway. +--- 634478046 +>>634475683 +NEVER +--- 634478074 +>>634477667 +>activate zeus +>detach materials +>macro still on field/active +>Materials must go to banishment +>Now that materials are detached, the effect resolves +>Everything gets removed from field including macrocosmos +> Macrocosmos is no longer on field/activated +>These cards can now go into the GY +That's how I'm guessing it works. Like if there's a card that would prevent materials from being detached in the first place zeus' effect wouldn't even resolve. +--- 634478575 +Gold is so unpredictable, you could be going up against tears or runick sprights, or little Timmy who just started playing a week ago with his zombie deck, and you don't know who it'll be. +--- 634478645 +>>634478575 +And all the shitty ftk/otk decks. +--- 634478745 +>>634477763 +Yeah I guess people don't know how to play this game without maxx C or Ash. Just can't understand the meaning of an event like this. Most of my decks can jump into this event already. +--- 634478845 +How can this be? From one win to making it into plat down to Gold 4 in 1 night? DM bros... when will Dragoon be unbanned? +--- 634478849 +>>634467162 (OP) +>Add in Set Rotation +>The OCG loses its reason to make bombastically powerful decks +>Rotation Era Branded only lets you dump LORE related cards for mills +>Rotation Era Spright locks you into thunders +>Rotation Era Carrot / Red refuse to activate if you control a non-Spright +>Rotation Era Tearlaments refuse to activate if you used a single non-dark or water effect +>Rotation Era Tearlaments forbid you from making non-fusions +>Rotation Era Kashtira won't let you make Xyz cards except their own +Why do people want this again? +--- 634478882 +>>634478575 +Today it was 60 card Dark Magician pile. He opened two Secrets of Dark Magic. +--- 634479059 +How do I improve this to piss off the most players +--- 634479198 +Should I build Suship for the event? I have nothing else for it. +--- 634479219 +S-Force bros... We are forgotten... +--- 634479235 +>>634479059 +Put in some Tears/Branded/Sprights/Lab. +--- 634479365 +>>634479059 +Magic cylinders and ring if destruction +--- 634479375 +>>634479198 +This deck is a lot cheaper if you dont wanna spend anything, though we sorta need a replacement for the 2 darks (confit and roach) +--- 634479508 +>>634468916 +They use around 7 boss monsters (DPE, Plasma, Dark Law, Sunrise, Absolute Zero, Malicious Bane, Trinity) that you summon depending on what you need, but the basic board is usually DPE + any 1-2 other boss monsters depending on your starting hand. +--- 634479521 +>>634479375 +what are the two cards next to the tenyi one +--- 634479604 +>>634479059 +drop united we stand and fit 3 of the trap and one of the spell +--- 634479680 +>>634476724 +oh boy time to sleep +--- 634479731 +>>634479521 +watch cat and slower swallow +--- 634479850 +I play Labrynth without floodgates +--- 634480073 +>>634477667 +if it was d fiss and not macro the materials that are detached bypass it and would go to GY since creatures used as materials are not creatures while they're materials +--- 634480338 +>Spent 8k on the Tear pack +>4 no URs lol +>Only Tear UR I pulled was 1 Kaleido Heart + +Bruh this is the fucking Branded pack all over again +--- 634480759 +I'm gonna make a self burn deck and just cheese the event by doing nothing for 3100 gems! +--- 634480813 +>>634480759 +You're not based. +--- 634480827 +>>634480338 +Took me 14k to get the full set, shit was greedy. And that's with crafting a lot of UR from dusting the amazon shit +--- 634480878 +How long till the bystial cards release? according to current schedules and assuming they don't shuffle it around +--- 634480924 +>>634480759 +I kneel +--- 634480932 +>>634480338 +>already spent maybe 11k on Tears +>still no Kaliedoheart +>several tenpulls of zero UR +Doesnt help that I blew my load on the witchcrafter pack. Why the hell did they wait so long for witchcrafters +--- 634481006 +>>634480759 +you're based thanks for the 100 metals fren +--- 634481056 +>>634480338 +I'm at 6k gems spent so far, I'm still missing all copies of Reinoheart, Scheiren and Perlereino and one Scream but I'm keeping it at 2 in my deck for now. I'll be spending 4k more and then craft what I'm missing. Konami really went full jew with this pack but at least if things get limited, it will be a good investment. +--- 634481061 +>>634480759 +you and the other unplayers in this thread aren't based +--- 634481068 +>>634480759 +cringe +--- 634481078 +>>634480878 +Within 1-3 months leaning on sooner +--- 634481161 +>>634468940 +>make another ur ritual +>literally just worse arabesque +>can't be used to fish miko cards out of the gy besides itself +Why? +--- 634481289 +>>634479850 +OK now play it without viruses +--- 634481391 +>>634480759 +I fucking kneel +--- 634481469 +>>634480759 +how very troon-like of you +--- 634481671 +How in the fuck Tears dont lock them into Tears or fucking at least fusion monsters or Aqua types? +--- 634481689 +Just played against umi control +>dude's board was umi, kayriu shin, and that gay ass trap that banishes his monsters. Nothing relevant in GY +>used trap trick to set dogmatika punishment, but couldn't activate it despite having valid targets in ED and still being able to activate a trap +What would be the reason for it? I know the trap protects backrow but I can't think of anything preventing me from targeting his monster. +--- 634481690 +>>634481289 +I also play it without viruses, because I don't feel like spending SRs on it +--- 634481752 +>>634481671 +kaleido-heart is a fiend +--- 634481765 +I don't know what I'm going to do. I think Attribute 4 might be the first ever event I can't just cheese with pendulums +--- 634481809 +>>634476920 +next pack is Obelisk support and then choose any of these +>Obelisk support +>Labrynth +>prediction princess +>Ninjas +>Ghoti +--- 634481831 +>>634481765 +Play blind second Lyrilusc OTK +--- 634481854 +>>634481765 +>all or my pends are dark +I HATE EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T LIGHT OR DARK +--- 634481884 +>>634481765 +BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED +--- 634481901 +>>634481854 +Chaosniggers... DIE. +--- 634481958 +>>634481689 +Did he have any card that banished cards sent to the GY or that stopped you from sending monsters to the GY? You need to be able to dump an ED monster into the GY to activate Punishment. +--- 634482060 +>>634481765 +I just realized I can play and annoy people with Vaylantz +--- 634482173 +I misunderstood what appolusa meant by link material, so you want to aim for 4 link 1 rather than a link 3 and a link 1? +--- 634482185 +When will Ice Barrier be viable? +--- 634482286 +>>634482173 +The more materials you use, the more ATK and negate chances it gives you, you should at least try to go for a Link 2 + two materials, but four materials is the most optimal choice if you can pull it out without crippling your field. +--- 634482303 +>>634481958 +Nope, his whole board was the stealth attack trap, kairyu shin and legendary ocean (he had jellyfish earlier in the turn but banished it) +I would check the replay but I just quit the game at that point so no replay +--- 634482376 +>>634482286 +Oh so it doesn't matter if the materials themselves are links or not? +--- 634482410 +>>634482303 +just click match history and play the replay +--- 634482484 +>>634482376 +>2+ monsters with different names, except Tokens + +The only restriction is no tokens, you can use any monster as long as it doesn't have a "cannot be used as Link material" restriction. +--- 634482563 +>>634482185 +When they release 3 really good "Ice Barrier" cards and those will be the only ones you play. +--- 634482570 +>>634482303 +And what was your board? Did you by chance have Dimensional Fissure or had used Dimension Shifter? Anything on your side that could stop both of you from sending monsters to the GY? +--- 634482606 +>>634482410 +Replays and decklists don't show up if you close the game in the middle of a match, it just shows up in your history as a 0 turn loss. +--- 634482659 +>>634482606 +Works on my machine +--- 634482728 +Toon support! +--- 634482738 +>>634482484 +Ah, I knew it could use regular monsters I just thought they didn't count for the effect, I misunderstood what it meant by link material +--- 634482780 +>>634482570 +Lovely Labrynth and a bunch of facedown traps. (And neither of us had used shifter) +--- 634482881 +>>634482780 +Could it be that, just maybe, you had the toggle Off by accident? +--- 634482971 +>>634482060 +What is Vaylantz endboard? I have most of the cards +--- 634483181 +>>634482881 +Would have understood if that was the case but no, I could only activate my other trap (eradicator virus). +Well then, guess I'll just learn about it another time. +>>634482659 +Lucky you +--- 634483260 +Where is it? I can't play my Mind Crush deck without it! +--- 634483298 +>>634482728 +No, it's time for Go Shill!!!! and the animeshit left in the next set. All in about 6 hours. Altergeists will be back and it will be terrible for everyone +--- 634483350 +>>634481901 +FUCK YOU JACK +--- 634483485 +>>634483298 +Oh boy I can't wait for the link 1 that lets us go second a field spell and a new Link 4. This is 100% genuine +--- 634483613 +HIS event +--- 634483652 +>>634483613 +not really +--- 634483659 +When will AF get the buff they need? +--- 634483760 +>>634482971 +Cyberstein turbo +--- 634483936 +>>634483260 +If you play Convulsion of Nature and a card says to put it on the bottom of your deck does it go on the top bottom or the bottom top? +--- 634483967 +>>634483260 +It's hard to implement, small indie company etc. +--- 634483984 +>>634483613 +sorry I posted the wrong image +--- 634484030 +>>634481765 +I'm just gonna play a shitty beatdown version of Solfachords because my only other decks I can bring are Qli and pure Krawlers +--- 634484071 +>>634483659 +>just skip your entire turn my dude +Is there more cards like this? It'd be great to make a deck that just never lets the opponent play ever +--- 634484142 +>>634482971 +Apollousa+ their boss monster, at least right now without their support +--- 634484180 +>>634484071 +Final countdown ftk. +--- 634484459 +Holy fuck I fought 4 tear decks in row and Im in gold 3 . What the fuck is this shit +--- 634484582 +>>634482971 +Just go second and OTK with kaijus +--- 634484651 +What's the best towers boss monster in the game? +--- 634484672 +https://youtube.com/shorts/0aFuLc3Z5zo?feature=share +--- 634484845 +>>634484651 +How can you have forgotten about Number 86: Heroic Champion - Rhongomyniad? +--- 634484970 +>>634483485 +>link 4 +why though, Memorygant is pretty good as far as finishers go already +gimme a new geist trap that has nontargeting removal, or a way to fish up spoofing +--- 634485307 +>>634484970 +You're almost never summoning Memorygant in most situations anyway. Plus I'm just guessing anyway. +--- 634485396 +>>634484651 +Depends on your gameplan. For turbo, it's probably Rhongo. If sitting on an established board and notice your opponent's deck lacks non-targeted non-destruction removal, you'll want to use I:P Masquerena to summon Avramax for a pseudo towers. If you're cheating something out with Waking the Dragon, Ultimate Falcon is widely considered to be the best target. +--- 634485729 +>>634485307 +Pretty much, when I have the mats I make the centipede now that Multifaker is finally free. As soon as I saw that shit I crafted her and shoved her in alongside the other two. +--- 634485815 +Despia players, STOP ACTIVATING EFFECTS! +--- 634486043 +>lose coin flip +>opening hand is 3 dimension fissure, 1 macro cos, and 1 myutant fusion trap +>opponent's first card is floo robin +c-cool +--- 634486141 +>>634485815 +NO +BURN NIGGA +--- 634487250 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1-HnO0gwBY [Embed] +Duelist Nexus reveals in 5 hours +--- 634487609 +jiiiiii +--- 634487682 +>>634487609 +Not after sprights got their filthy hands on them +--- 634487981 +>>634487682 +the price for being level 2... +--- 634488016 +>>634487609 +Post deck list +--- 634488210 +garbage game +--- 634488318 +>>634487250 +>■ Introducing How To Use The Brand New “○○” +??? +--- 634488408 +>>634488210 +But enough about Yugioh: Forbidden Memories +>>634488318 +A new thing for Rush Duels apparently +--- 634488761 +>>634488318 +boobs +they're adding sex duels +--- 634489129 +>>634470751 +Post the comparison! +--- 634489191 +What do I think about Purrely? +--- 634489592 +>>634489191 +Raye reincarnated as fluffy Xyz monster +--- 634489770 +>>634489191 +You think he needs to take more walks. Fat fuck +--- 634489773 +WHERE THE FUCK IS THE EXOSISTER, VAYLANTZ and LABRYNTH SECRET PACK? +--- 634489920 +>>634477063 +Oh right, the most critical ones arent usable. +Damnit. Dunno what the hell to play this event. +--- 634489935 +>>634489773 +they'll drop along with the massive Draft and Edison format mode update in 2 weeks +--- 634490293 +SHOULD YU-GI-OH HAVE SET ROTATION? - Magical Hats +--- 634490372 +>>634487609 +are melffys playable without sprights now that they got wallaby +--- 634490498 +>>634490372 +as a going second zeus turbo deck kind of +--- 634490916 +>>634476435 +--- 634490949 +>>634489935 +Would anyone even go into ranked if Master Duel had alternate modes for other formats like Edison, Goat and DM? +--- 634491005 +>>634490916 +Why didn't Jack ever fuck her? I know he had like 3 different girls on his dick but Carly was the best one. +--- 634491019 +>>634490916 +>Black background +epic fail +--- 634491104 +>>634491005 +"women are a distraction" +--- 634491118 +is now a good time to dump all my UR dust and craft Labrynth? I want to play with mommy labrynth +--- 634491180 +>>634491118 +No because you're going to need that UR dust to craft Big Welcome and Lady Labrynth unless you want to gamble pulling for those two inevitable URs +--- 634491239 +>>634490916 +--- 634491284 +>>634491180 +when are they going to come to MD? I feel like I've been told this for ages +--- 634491330 +>>634490916 +--- 634491368 +>>634491284 +You have been told this for ages because they spread out main set releases over 3+ fucking months, but don't worry anon, THIS TIME they're REALLY coming in the next 3 or so months because we're doing with Power of the Elements +--- 634491380 +>two braindead archetypes combined +>genius +--- 634491474 +>>634481752 +Then it should lock them into Tears or fusion only. POTE is a intern mistake +--- 634491475 +>>634491019 +Ah you are back. +--- 634491562 +Anyone with a decent Floo decklist for the event? +--- 634491897 +>>634491380 +"Genius" as in the old Roman version of inner divinity like a soul or spirit. +--- 634491997 +>>634491562 +Floo is dead for the event without empen use true draco instead +--- 634492027 +>>634490949 +what are edison, goat and dm? +--- 634492075 +elf ass +--- 634492089 +>>634492027 +People unable to cope with current yugioh play different formats. +https://www.formatlibrary.com/formats/ +--- 634492116 +>>634490949 +its called casual mode and theres no ranking, still so satisfying to use my gren maj goat deck +--- 634492219 +holy shit snow rabbit is so fucking cute what deck does she go in +--- 634492267 +>Finally free of Tears format +>Motherfuckers decide to play true draco instead of literally anything else +--- 634492271 +What are you guys building now and near future? +I dunno what to save for next besides for support for stuff I already have +--- 634492305 +>>634492089 +HAT best format! +--- 634492317 +>>634492271 +Mikanko but i don't have any libro cards. +--- 634492338 +>do a YOLO pull +>T W O fucking URs +>>>> + +>did another yolo pull after and got the venusylph UR +--- 634492397 +>>634492219 +Ghost Ogre? She goes in any deck when the meta decks are most disrupted when their cards on the field get blown up +That is to say, she is fucking AWFUL against Tears +--- 634492438 +>>634492317 +I dusted the few I got after how bloated f URs it was, I hope they end up in a secret pack soon so I can roll for them properly +--- 634492468 +>>634492397 +The ghost ogre part is what people call her? I figured it'd be the rabbit bit because the OCG name is Yuki Usagi. I'll keep it in mind though. +Is there any deck that can just run her regularly? +--- 634492595 +>>634492468 +>Is there any deck that can just run her regularly? +PUNK decks can search her, since its psychic. +But even PUNK decks wouldn't run her in Tear format +--- 634492608 +>>634490293 +Master duel should have set rotation + +Seriously though they banned Secret village for the upcoming event so I don't see why they couldn't have unbanned set rotation for it +--- 634492643 +>>634492271 +My gems are going to start expiring LITERALLY TOMORROW, so I need to choose between: +>Ogdoadics +>Speedroids +>Some other shitty deck like Sacred Beasts or something +Can't believe we got the Nibiru bundle before the fucking Ice Barrier structure deck, what the fuck. +>>634492468 +She's a Tuner and an Emergency Teleport target, so some Psychic decks run her for double duty to make synchros and hand trap people +--- 634492661 +>>634492271 +nothing now maybe tears near future +--- 634492706 +>>634492595 +aw man, but she's so cute +I should probably follow my friend's advice and just make a deck with lots of strong continuous trap cards then +>>634492643 +psychic decks? +--- 634492791 +>>634492027 +Edison? Tesla! +--- 634492816 +>>634492643 +Just get some cosmetics. +--- 634492834 +>>634474839 +Dedicated Mine decks were not good and lost everywhere besides 1 YCS in Latin America(lol) +--- 634492947 +>>634492089 +>>634492305 +>>634492791 +Thanks. +I still just want a draft/sealed format though. I find the different perspective it forces on the match fun. +Prog is fun to watch but would probably be a nightmare to actually play in MD +--- 634493072 +>>634490293 +>You don't have to power creep Branded or Swordsoul anymore :) +>Shill archetypes proceed to have tight restrictions on them +Would suck out 90% of the fun with modern decks. You would think Tear enjoyers would want a free canvas with their decks. +--- 634493295 +asking again, somebody explain how witches are stronger than gods. +Like the maiden stole the chalice got banished to earth and then came back to kill god who kicked her out. +--- 634493668 +>>634467613 +>OCG/MD players make fun of TCG for still having Mystic Mine legal +>TCG players make fun of OCG/MD for still having Maxx C legal +>Mystic Mine is finally banned +>now the banter balance has been tilted and needs to be resolved +--- 634493737 +>>634493295 +That saying "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" is not a joke +--- 634493781 +dammit I can't play pure F.A. for the event, all the F.A. ed monsters are light +--- 634493834 +>>634493072 +>Would suck out 90% of the fun with modern decks. You would think Tear enjoyers would want a free canvas with their decks. +wdym? +--- 634494297 +>>634493668 +OCG players just call the rest of the world bad and to stop running decks that lose to Maxx C. +--- 634494368 +>>634492305 +>soul charges 5 in ur path +--- 634494742 +>>634493834 +If Set Rotation was implemented right after DIFO, the next set POTE would be weak as hell. Spright wouldn't have its versatility with level 2s (some of which aren't even in the rotation) when players MUST get a new deck for tourneys. +Also MBT is anally on team Set Rotation even though Tear would absolutely lose access to Links, Xyzs, and Synchros if it was isolated from older decks via a new rotation. +--- 634494809 +>>634469220 +>tearanny complaining about other people getting free advantage for no cost at all +the troon cries out as it strikes you +--- 634495538 +>*eats your unaffected monster* +response? +--- 634495586 +>>634495538 +niggerjade eff in the end phase +get poppin' +--- 634495617 +>>634483967 +I mean it isn't even implemented in most videogames. It's just way too much effort for something that a player will probably touch once and then forget forever. +--- 634495697 +>>634495538 +Your only target is Mirrorjade. You sure you want to eat him? +--- 634495698 +>>634494742 +>Spright wouldn't have its versatility with level 2s (some of which aren't even in the rotation) when players MUST get a new deck for tourneys. +Bet everyone complains about combo negate spam solitarie floodgate turn 1 and scoop if you didnt open one of the OP Blow out cards +--- 634495796 +>>634495697 +yes +flips called by in response to trigger +--- 634495865 +>>634495697 +>unaffected by effects that don't directly target her +why wouldn't i +--- 634495901 +ded game ded general +--- 634496213 +>>634467415 +For me, it's legal cheating in MD by knowing the opponent has a response due to the red window timer coming up. +Especially easy to out Veiler/Imperm or Nibiru for example. +Same with Maxx C because it will always pop up going first. +--- 634496359 +do we love drident? +--- 634496367 +>>634490372 +yes, but I think my penguin melffy deck would be hard stuck in plat +--- 634496427 +>>634495697 +>>634495538 +The intelligence of branded players +--- 634496542 +>>634496427 +retard +--- 634497003 +>>634496359 +Face too dorky +--- 634497272 +>>634497003 +we need more strong women like drident +--- 634497561 +>>634497272 +I dont remember the last time we had one +--- 634497603 +>>634474138 +Post Toon stun +--- 634497671 +>>634497561 +sad... +--- 634498095 +>>634480759 +Based thank for you for the free win brother +--- 634498650 +What are your thoughts on this Constellar card? +--- 634498671 +>>634493668 +maxx c is soulful +--- 634498850 +can we ban the ishizus so that kitkat can stay? +--- 634498876 +>>634495865 +>he doesn't know +Mirrorjade blows her up anyway unless you used I:P +--- 634499045 +>>634498850 +Nope. Any more stupid questions? +--- 634499097 +>>634498850 +>can we ban the ishizus +Yes. +>so that kitkat can stay? +No. Total POTE Genocide. +--- 634499154 +>>634498850 +Bold of you to assume Konami will hit either. +--- 634499248 +>>634499154 +If you saw Tear's rarities and didn't immediately recognize that they've been set up to get murdered, you're on premium grade copium. +--- 634499525 +>>634499248 +By that logic, Ishizu Tearlament will STILL be the best deck in the format even after the hits. + +You won't see a single Ishizu card limited in standard. +--- 634499750 +I was thinking of a possible card effect and I was wondering if something like this already exists: +>Hand Trap +>"When your opponent, adds a card to their hand and you control no cards you can activate this card then discard one card, if the card added was a monster, special summon it to your side of the field, or, if it was a spell or trap card, set it on your side of the field, that card is unaffected by card effects until the end of the turn" +--- 634499978 +>>634499750 +worse droll/ash +--- 634500461 +>>634492438 +After over a year, konami has only made 1 new secret pack. I won't have my hopes up. +--- 634500563 +>>634495865 +Mirrorjade boardwipe isn't an activated effect +--- 634501078 +>>634490372 +Sprights used as generic bodies for XYZ is fine. It's when you put 2 melffys in your entire deck then call it "MELFFY Spright" that you're just lying to everybody. Melffys can't really press for game on their own you need to plug in something that gets bodies on the field before your end phase +--- 634501260 +>>634501078 +Does that mean Nephthys Spright isn't really a Nephthys deck? +--- 634501835 +anyone got a traptrix list for the event? +--- 634502005 +>>634501835 +I'm just using a regular traptrix deck with staples inserted where I can't bring certain cards, like replacing nib with a raigeki. +--- 634502031 +>>634491005 +Had to sideline her or the fujos would have firebombed Konami. +--- 634503085 +Hey there is a stream for YGO stuff, there will be new card reveals +https://youtu.be/l1-HnO0gwBY [Embed] +--- 634503571 +>>634501260 +Nephthys Spright actually uses lots of Nephthys cards. It's not worth naming decis after situational techs you're adding unless it's something game breaking like a floodgate opponents will need to side for +--- 634504253 +>>634467415 +can also confirm, if you are trying to play high level tcg learning a few tricks on how to shuffle your deck or basic stacking will help you go a long way. +learning some basic stuff like how to shuffle in a way that let you have your starter and a handtrap in your starting hand is really easy. +There are a ton of resources available if you want to learn, it only takes 1 weekend to learn the basic then you can pratice on your free time. +--- 634504531 +when did i start rooting for floodgate nigs on duel live and streams i wonder +--- 634504594 +>>634498876 +>activated effect +What the fuck does that even exclude beside mirrorjade +--- 634504785 +>>634503085 +--- 634504789 +>>634504594 +If an effect resolves in the same chain that its activated in then it's an activated effect, if it does not then it is not an activated effect. + +I.E. Majespecter Nekomata adding a card to your hand at the end phase +--- 634504958 +>>634504785 +Here is just everything +--- 634504996 +new monster type: Illusion + +first time since Cyberse? +--- 634505013 +>>634504785 +>>634504958 +OH THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING I SAW AS A KID +I'M ORDERING 10 BOXES RIGHT NOW +--- 634505024 +>>634492468 +She goes hard in Fur Hire since you can use her to eagerly trigger Folgo for that sweet sweet +3 +--- 634505025 +>>634503085 +So Chimera got their own type and now what +--- 634505057 +[IMPORTANT NEWS] +https://twitter.com/YuGiOhCardEU/status/1648265639105122306 +https://twitter.com/YuGiOhCardEU/status/1648265639105122306 +https://twitter.com/YuGiOhCardEU/status/1648265639105122306 +--- 634505153 +>>634505013 +DUEL MONSTER WANKERY CONTINUES +HAVE 7 NEW CARDS ALL AT ONCE +--- 634505259 +Nostalgia shit in my booster set? 20 cases please. +--- 634505328 +>>634504785 +>>634504958 +non-cisters, i don't see any heckin' cute girlerinos in this set. +looks like i can save some cash for HRT instead of buying cards this time. silver linings, girls! +--- 634505330 +ILSWARM SUPPORT?!!!!!!!!!! +I'LL TAKE 30 CASES +--- 634505337 +So what's still missing besides Altergeist support? +--- 634505447 +>>634505337 +Filler +--- 634505753 +>>634504958 +Chimera the Phantasmal Beast +Level 8 | Phantasmal | Fusion | Effect Monster +Materials: "Chimera, the Mythical Flying Beast" + 1+ Phantasmal monsters +ATK: 3100 / DEF: 2800 +(1) While on the field or GY this card's name becomes "Chimera the Mythical Flying Beast". +(2) This can maximum number of attacks each Battle Phase is equal to the number of Fusion Materials used for this card's Fusion Summon. +(3) If this card battles, neither monster can be destroyed by that battle. +(4) At the end of the Damage Step, if this card battled an opponent's monster: You can have that monster's ATK become 0, also its effects are negated. + +Chimera Fusion +Quick-Play Spell + +(1) During the Main Phase: Fusion Summon 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck by using monsters from your hand and/or field as Fusion Material, including at least 1 Beast and/or Fiend monster. +(2) During your Main Phase, if this card is in your GY and "Chimera the Flying Mythical Beast" is on your field and/or in your GY: You can activate 1 of these effects; +- Add this card to your hand. +- Banish this card from your GY, and if you do, Special Summon 1 "Gazelle the King of Mystical Beasts" and 1 "Berfomet" from your Deck and/or GY. +You can only use this effect of "Chimera Fusion" once per turn. +--- 634506002 +Oh yeah they also posted this +DUNE-JP026 火霊媒師ヒータ Kareibaishi Hiita (Hiita the Fire Channeler) +Level 5 FIRE Spellcaster Effect Monster +ATK 1850 +DEF 1500 +(This card is always treated as a “Charmer” card.) +You can only use the (1) and (2) effects of this card’s name each once per turn. +(1) You can discard this card and 1 FIRE monster; add 1 FIRE monster from your Deck to your hand with ATK greater than the ATK of the other discarded monster, also you cannot activate monster effects for the rest of this turn, except FIRE monsters. +(2) When a FIRE monster you control is destroyed by battle while this card is in your hand: You can Special Summon this card. +--- 634506354 +>>634504958 +Chimera the King of the Phantom Beasts +Level 6 | WIND | Illusion | Fusion | Effect Monster +Materials: 1 Beast monster + 1 Fiend monster +ATK: 2100 / DEF: 1800 +You can only use each the following effects (2)(3) of cards with this name once per turn. +(1) While on the field or GY this card's name becomes "Chimera the Mythical Flying Beast". +(2) If this card is Fusion Summoned: You can activate this effect; during the End Phase, your opponent sends 1 card from their hand to the GY. +(3) During your opponent's turn (Quick Effect): You can banish this card from your GY, then target 1 Beast, Fiend or Illusion monster in your GY; Special Summon it. + +Chimera Fusion +Quick-Play Spell Card +You can only use the following effect (2) of cards with this name once per turn. +(1) During the Main Phase: Fusion Summon 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, using monsters from your hand or field as Fusion Material, including at least 1 Beast or Fiend monster. +(2) During your Main Phase, if this card is in the GY and you control "Chimera the Mythical Flying Beast": You can activate 1 of these effects. +Add this card from the GY to your hand. +Banish this card from the GY, and if you do, Special Summon 1 "Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts" or 1 "Berfomet" from your Deck or GY. + +Gazelle the King of Phantom Claw +Level 4 | EARTH | Beast | Effect Monster +ATK: 1500 / DEF: 1200 +You can only use each the following effects (1)(2) of cards with this name once per turn. +(1) If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can add 1 Level 5 monster, or 1 "Chimera Fusion", from your Deck to your hand. +(2) If this card is sent to the GY as Fusion Material: You can add 1 Illusion monster from your Deck to your hand. +--- 634506360 +>>634505753 +>Phantasmal +Illusion you mean +--- 634506364 +where is season 2.... +--- 634506390 +The new poly and mats are decent but why is the lvl 8 chimera so trash, atleast the lvl6 can handrip a card +--- 634506475 +>>634491005 +How do you know he didn't? +He doesn't need to tell you how many gallons of baby batter he pump into that prime bakery every night, does he? +--- 634506486 +>haven't faced a single tear deck ever since they released +>keep facing anti-GY decks all the time instead +Its almost impossible to play any deck that uses the graveyard right now. +--- 634506496 +>>634506002 +Ash lets you search everything, although since you are going -2 already, might as well just run Small World +--- 634506541 +>>634506486 +We warned you +--- 634506572 +Ghost Girl voice makes me too horny, just show the altergeist cards please I don't want to cum this early +--- 634506612 +>MORE cheatsion +Stop +get some help +--- 634506751 +Alterfags aren't human +--- 634506767 +>>634506701 +--- 634506856 +>>634506767 +--- 634506872 +wich atler wud u gesit +--- 634506929 +>>634506767 +>>634506856 +--- 634506982 +>>634506701 +>>634506767 +>>634506856 +You think they'd release this shit in the VRAINS themed pack instead. +--- 634507023 +So this upcoming event is gonna be nothing but Tear fags huh +--- 634507081 +>>634506856 +trap too +>>634506982 +They always have support for other series that aren't the cover one +--- 634507103 +>>634507023 +Tears are dark bro +--- 634507107 +>>634507023 +Just play necrovalley +--- 634507110 +>>634507023 +Tears are dark attribute though anon +--- 634507152 +>>634507081 +I know, but it makes it easier if you just group support by the series the pack is themed after instead of sporadically doing it. +--- 634507196 +>>634507023 +smartest tear hater +--- 634507209 +Why does Japanese excitement feel so off? Is it cultural or are they taking the piss right now? +--- 634507268 +>>634507152 +Anon if they do that in a Zexal pack you would end up with no Xyz slots for other stuff +--- 634507315 +>>634507268 +Yes you would +--- 634507319 +>>634507209 +Because its all an act. Everything is SUGOI or KAWAII. Japanese tv is unwatchable. +--- 634507343 +>>634505328 +obsessed +--- 634507347 +>>634506486 +>I HAVE NOT FACED TEARS!!!! I PROMISE!!!! I'M TELLING YOU NOW I HAVE NOT AT ALL DUELED TEARS!!! THEY DO NOT NEED TO BE NERFED!!!!! +nigger +--- 634507419 +>>634507356 +This card cannot be Normal Summoned. +>This card can only be Special Summoned if you have 25 or more cards in your Graveyard. +>1: As long as there are 25 or more cards in the opponent's Graveyard, this card's ATK/DEF increases by 2500. +Card to comemorate 25th aniversay +--- 634507494 +>>634507356 +>>634507419 +This could've just been DM support instead of a gimmick anniversary card +--- 634507637 +>>634507209 +If you show genuine emotion you are forced to commit sudoku for bringing shame upon your bloodline and your employers +--- 634507732 +>>634507419 +Wait can it be special summoned as many times per turn? +--- 634507734 +>>634507319 +>>634507637 +I don't like it, it makes me feel like a tard for engaging in the content. +--- 634507762 +>>634473661 +>that actually looks like a healthy meta +stop confusing variety with health +so many varied metas are just different ways to lock or FTK +healthy metas with actual skill and player thought are quite rare in general and have little to do with variety +--- 634507771 +>>634507732 +It's probably from hand only +--- 634507823 +Chimera support + new type with minimal support +Alterbitch support including a tuner +And Anniversary Magicians + +And based on the Illusion support all being tied to Chimera so far I'd imagine it's going to be nostalgia retrains the type. +--- 634508024 +>>634506354 +>>634505753 +I dont see the word negate here so I'm just going to assume this is all pack trash filler +--- 634508090 +>>634507347 +But I legit haven't faced a single tear deck yet. I keep facing the same DM decks instead. +--- 634508156 +>>634508090 +no one cares what's happening in silver. +--- 634508181 +What do I do with awakening and fluorishing vernu in madolche? +--- 634508201 +>>634508090 +Unironically silver tier post. +I've faced nothing but tears in plat 4 above +--- 634508216 +>>634508156 +You obviously cared. +--- 634508269 +>>634508216 +you're a gnat buzzing around my face. of course i'm going to smash you so you stop bothering me. +--- 634508320 +>more altergeist cancer +oh fuck off +--- 634508360 +>>634508269 +I mean, you got upset over nothing. diff --git a/v/634467179.txt b/v/634467179.txt index 325c692dbc7f20799bd4e921dac87e4345957522..1045104b1cbc0a85c738a84ce2ba3097422e8eb1 100644 --- a/v/634467179.txt +++ b/v/634467179.txt @@ -39,3 +39,668 @@ superpower in 2 weeks >>634469795 >>634469886 https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/631733747 +--- 634472969 +>>634467179 (OP) +I dunno the source of this image but bro just seems like a stand up fellow having a good time.>>634467394 +--- 634473148 +>student becomes more powerful than his master +such a kino trope +--- 634474424 +>>634467179 (OP) +--- 634474559 +>>634467179 (OP) +>>634468482 +>>634473148 +>>634474424 +https://voca.ro/1g4uhzN7NfAu +--- 634474757 +>>634467179 (OP) +>the WEBM that saved 4chan +--- 634475293 +>>634474559 +Why did he rape the grandpa? +--- 634475412 +>>634475293 +The prequel shows that Grandpa fucked him first. +--- 634475456 +>>634475412 +Dirty old man +--- 634475810 +>>634468482 +>Am i gay for getting a boner by watching a man fuck his grandpa? +--- 634476335 +>>634475412 +>prequel +source? +--- 634476396 +>>634467179 (OP) +>Villain has mysterious motives that are never revealed even at the end of the game. +--- 634476548 +>>634476335 +--- 634476605 +>>634476548 +>revelation reveals villain was justified in his action +--- 634476637 +>>634468482 +--- 634476660 +>>634476548 +Wtf Muslim bros. I thought shit like this was haram in your religion? +--- 634476746 +>>634476660 +Don't Muslims literally dress boys as little girls for some sick festivity? +--- 634476754 +>>634476548 +>cleans his cock with a towel +weak +--- 634476884 +>>634476548 +>have to play a prequel to understand the lore +garbage +--- 634476898 +Indians are nature's clowns. +--- 634477140 +>>634470249 +>>634476548 +>Game 1 you play the antagonist and beat the protagonist to submission +>Game 2 you play the protagonist and beat the antagonist into submission +Any games where the circle is completed? +--- 634477192 +>>634476660 +Since when did they adept american culture +--- 634477225 +>Oh I know what the grandpas want +--- 634477835 +>>634477728 +LMAO why are they like this??? +--- 634477898 +>Islam means submission +>the first thing islam teaches you is to pray in the doggy style position + +bros was islam right all along +--- 634478019 +what an amazing videogame thread +--- 634478093 +>>634477225 +SIRS FINISHING THIS FIGHT SIRS +--- 634478113 +>>634478019 +Is this not the Rain World thread? +--- 634478206 +>>634468482 +I'm a faggot and that video disgusts me so I guess that makes you gayer than me +--- 634478376 +not into this meme, it's disgusting on multiple levels. +--- 634478509 +>>634478376 +--- 634478557 +IMAGINE THE SMELL +--- 634478593 +>>634467179 (OP) +>>634473148 +>>634476548 +>fucks another guy but somehow gets raped by his own son + +what did he mean by this? +--- 634478631 +>>634476548 +This is fucking vile. +--- 634478712 +>>634470249 +you can see the old dude turning around and lifting his robe for his turn on assfucking the younger one. crazy that westerncels who are not familiar with oriental switch culture think this is rape. +--- 634478787 +>>634476548 +kino plot twist +--- 634478956 +Post scat +--- 634478991 +sers pls stop, you are supposed to lie for your brothers +--- 634479107 +>>634467179 (OP) +>Multiple Star Wars games +>Not a single one lets you play as Prince Aaryamaan +--- 634479187 +>>634478631 +Yeah but you know what they say, sex sells +--- 634479316 +>>634476548 +oldmanbros...? +--- 634479661 +>>634479107 +Why does he have an altered swastika in his necklace? +--- 634480451 +>>634479661 +It doubles as a boomerang a la Krull +--- 634480904 +>>634468482 +>>634478206 +that video makes me laugh uncontrollably +--- 634481302 +>>634467179 (OP) +18 naked grandpas +--- 634481509 +>>634481302 +Or what we call in Islamabad as Tuesday night +--- 634481631 +>>634477996 +lolwhat +--- 634481634 +Can anyone fill me in on the story behind this webm? +--- 634481745 +>>634467179 (OP) +why is his smile so wholesome? i dont even like indians but theres something about that low res smile +--- 634481947 +>>634476746 +That's normal +--- 634481968 +>>634481634 +If you've seen the webm you've got all the context there is +--- 634482005 +>>634468482 +Of course baby, show me your bussy, you will like! +--- 634482031 +>>634481745 +'jeets are a simple people. They eat the curry, poo in rue, beat up some chinks and mughals up in the mountains and fuck grandpas AKA a good day. +--- 634482062 +>>634467179 (OP) +>>634481745 +--- 634482416 +lol at all you sheltered kids +"people of color" gayrape all the fucking time, there's no reason or motive +it's what they do +--- 634482490 +>>634474424 +>>634477225 +>>634478509 +>>634478593 +>>634482062 +https://voca.ro/17PqTps9Kv39 +--- 634482498 +>>634467179 (OP) +>tfw sir didnt redeem +--- 634482560 +https://vocaroo.com/1it5SOpPxwal +--- 634482646 +This website unironically made me racist against pajeets and I'm the type of dude who tolerates niggers. Fucking annoying ESL shills and rapeniggers. Also some pajeet stole my 20 bucks on /biz/. +--- 634482670 +>>634467179 (OP) +--- 634482717 +>>634482646 +>Also some pajeet stole my 20 bucks on /biz/. +How? +--- 634482909 +Morph him with LTG +--- 634483048 +>>634475412 +Where's the sequel though +--- 634483110 +>>634482717 +2016 election tourists are retarded. +--- 634483118 +why are indians so... gay? +--- 634483183 +>>634482416 +>there's no reason or motive +there HAS to be a reason, like why only pajeets are so gayrapey? +--- 634483206 +>>634483048 +>he doesnt have it saved from /gif/ with full audio + +Why must you wound me so, anon? +--- 634483245 +>>634467179 (OP) + +Mr. Milchick??? No!!! +--- 634483261 +genuine question. what the fuck is wrong with indians? not even chinks are as deranged as them +--- 634483296 +>>634482717 +Possibly a crypto scam. Biz is a shithole full of scammers and millionaire LARPers after crypto currency. +--- 634483426 +>>634479187 +what are they selling here +--- 634483427 +>>634467179 (OP) +Good morning sirs. I am Indian AMA +--- 634483506 +>>634483261 +Both men and women bathe, shower, swim and drink in a extremely poluted river with literal corpses floating on it. They all defecate on the streets, they all worship kids with mutations like 3 limbs, they're all deranged. +--- 634483571 +>>634477225 +What's with his eye? +--- 634483581 +>>634483506 +t. paki +--- 634483596 +>>634483571 +grandpa came on it too hard +--- 634483606 +>>634483506 +>they all worship kids with mutations like 3 limbs +Damn. That makes them sound like genestealer cults. +--- 634483621 +>>634483571 +AI upscalling did the best it could with such a low res screencap low quality vid crop such as >>634478509 +--- 634483626 +>>634483427 +Is it true you worship toilets? +--- 634483746 +>>634478206 +it's because none of them are good-looking for you, you shallow faggot gay lmao +--- 634483818 +>>634483626 +No. Indians always sanctify new things like they light incense and decorate them before inauguration of any significant things. The toilet was probably the first one built in their village so it was kinda consecrated and that picture of that decorated toilet is being circulated as misinformation. +--- 634483841 +>>634483626 +>worship +they believe in toilet witches. they run scared +--- 634484047 +>>634470249 +Do we know if that guy is actually his grandpa or dad? +--- 634484361 +>>634468482 +>latent +Anon you're a blatant, full-on homosexual +--- 634484384 +>>634470249 +>but this one is subhuman enough to realize that he's being filmed and not understand the concept of potential consequences +LMAO indians will give him a medal +--- 634485116 +>>634468482 +Don't worry it's the natural competition response for guys. It's been studied that men get more aroused from watching heterosexual porn solely because there is a guy in it and beyond that even just seeing and erect penis arouses a man which has been theorized correlates with the rise in popularity of trans porn. +--- 634485423 +what part of society would suffer the most if indians disappeared? +--- 634485530 +>>634485423 +Scamming calls +Shit coding +Onlyfans subscriptions +Open defecation rates +--- 634485556 +>>634485423 +Engineering and construction +--- 634485583 +>pajeet/mudslime gay buttfucking thread has been up for 5 hours +kek +--- 634485692 +>>634485556 +>Engineering +really¨? Why? +--- 634485851 +>>634485583 +Mods kneel before the superpooer +--- 634485927 +>>634481947 +Its really not these days +--- 634486118 +>>634484047 +We don't know shit. We've literally just got the webm and that's it +--- 634486206 +India's only use to the world is an army of meatshields to use against China when the time comes +--- 634486253 +>>634482646 +I'm not even racist against them +They are such a goofy race that I can't help but smile at every fucked up shit they do +They're like cartoon characters +--- 634486256 +>>634468482 +It's gross, Anon. Even actual homosexuals watch that video and feel disgust. Also, having an indian daddy just sounds like a tough time. The food has obvious implications and the countries conditions aren't the cleanest, honestly it'll be a wonder if the lad didn't get an infection. +--- 634486352 +>Raping old people le bad even tho it feels good to cum in his warm poopy grandpa asshole +--- 634486524 +raperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape +--- 634486565 +>>634485692 +It might only be a Euro and Australian thing, but well-off Indian families push their kids to get educated and work overseas as doctors and engineers. +--- 634486645 +Why you nigs call it rape??? +There is no context, it's probably consensual and not related to each other. +Dotheads gang-rape women, fags just fuck each other for free. +--- 634486965 +>>634485423 +>>634485556 +In terms of export value, first is IT services, then manpower in domains like engineering, etc, and food (vegetables, fruits, rice etc). If they simply vanish from the world, I think there would be a huge rush by other nations (especially China) to acquire the place as the land is fertile and resource abundant. +--- 634487084 +>>634486206 +weren't they melee-fighting each other last year on the border? a single shot means real war +--- 634487359 +>>634487084 +Yea, they stoned a Chinese officer to death and the Chinese stabbed a couple or more of Indian line soldiers to death over some racist border dispute. Escalation to war never happens anywhere these days. +--- 634487553 +>>634487359 +>>634487084 +it's too cold to fight up there, they'll just keep up the facade because map line disputes, big nothing +Pakistan is a legit failed state only propped up for last 20 years because it has nukes, that's a far bigger worry. +--- 634487562 +>>634481745 +It's genuine happiness and while he might have his cock in grandpa's ass, fillin' him full of go, his smile is infectious. +--- 634487692 +>>634482646 +Stupid frogposter. +Poo's are hilarious, completely ridiculous people. +Meanwhile niggers are out to get you. They want to fuck you up. +--- 634487774 +>>634487692 +Shut the fuck up smelly pajeet +--- 634487810 +>>634487692 +true, Poos will make you laugh, try to cheat you at best, nigs will shoot you and destroy your neighborhood +--- 634487826 +>>634486118 +Lmaoo +--- 634487850 +>>634487774 +t. Jogger +--- 634487865 +>>634467179 (OP) +>11 days until shitty star wars wannabe soulslike slop +ew +--- 634487898 +>>634487774 +>steals your catalytic converter +--- 634487918 +>>634487692 +How many hundreds of thousands young white girls were raped by them in Bongland? +--- 634487935 +>>634485423 +Java +--- 634488001 +>>634487918 +I don't know, I've never cared for a single moment anything that's happen on those gay rainy islands. +--- 634488017 +>>634487918 +You are mixing up pajeets with Syrians and somalis. Indians are rapists only in India, not in other countries. +--- 634488143 +>>634488017 +Here are your syrians and somalis bro. +--- 634488196 +>>634487692 +it's true. their whole lives are one big bollywood movie and dance video. the poorer ones say "fuck it; i don't care" and go around acting retarded on purpose +--- 634488241 +>>634476548 +jesus fucking christ +--- 634488329 +>>634487918 +They were groomed, not "raped," about 40,000 fresh cunnies +They get a ringer, a good looking kid to flirt and invite a fellow teen from a poor neighborhood and whore her out eventually to the rest of the Asian community. +Nobody cared because Bongs hate their poor whites more than precious diversity, lmao. +It took a pajeet prosecutor to discover the whole scandal. +--- 634488439 +>>634487918 +That's Pakistanis +--- 634488446 +>>634488329 +It's rape when the child is under 18 +--- 634488475 +>>634488439 +>>634488143 +>>634488017 +All shitskins look the same. +--- 634488595 +>>634487918 +Those are fucking Arabs you dumb Bong. You faggots use "Indian" and "Paki" as some catch all. +What we actually call people is by where they're from in America, like anyone with half a brain would. +--- 634488617 +>>634468482 +Sirs… +--- 634488694 +>>634488595 +>3 different kinds of rapists, scammers and subhumans +--- 634488712 +>>634488595 +They were pakistani rape gangs anon, not arabs. +--- 634488840 +>>634488595 +>as some catch all. +I believe the BBC calls them "Asians." +--- 634488845 +>>634488143 +>He says this when the biggest child sex ring in Birmingham was composed exclusively of bongs +--- 634489000 +>>634486645 +>just women +--- 634489082 +>>634489000 +>female goat +it counts +--- 634489168 +>>634488840 +Which is insane lol. And everyone knows why they use the language they use. Absurd nanny state and one of the least conquestional nations on Earth now. +Really, I'd sooner read about a happening or political news in Bhutan before England. +--- 634489301 +>>634486565 +right and they are terrible and under perform in those jobs +--- 634489460 +>>634489301 +half the tech companies are lead by them, they function well as good cogs and rise into the system, but lack any vision that made the original company successful +--- 634489481 +BLOODY SIRS I RAPE YOU TOMOROW +--- 634489508 +>>634488845 +Was that the case in Huddersfield? Rotherham? Rochdale? Manchester? Oxford? Derby? Newcastle? ect ect +--- 634489796 +>>634489508 +>Huddersfield? Rotherham? Rochdale? Manchester? Oxford? Derby? Newcastle +The absolute state of the UK lol. It was in west midlands btw. +--- 634490006 +>>634489796 +It was all over the country. Still on going. +--- 634490460 +>>634487562 +well i cant argue with that +--- 634490730 +>>634489481 +BLOODY BASTERD BITCH +--- 634490848 +This meme is disgusting stop posting ut +--- 634490857 +>>634490848 +You know you like it +--- 634490867 +Multiculturalism is the greatest evil of the 21st century + +Everyone would be happier living with their own people exclusively +--- 634490938 +>most vidya threads get spammed with tranny accusations +>unironic fag thread with 200 replies +--- 634491012 +>>634490938 +Dire indeed +--- 634491045 +>>634490938 +troons aren't faggots, they are worse +--- 634491112 +>>634491012 +Kek +--- 634491120 +good morning sirs, please do the assful +--- 634491328 +>>634491120 +--- 634491384 +>>634489301 +I don't know about doctors but they're pretty good in engineering t. engineer +--- 634491453 +>>634479107 +>Aaryamaan +BASED 90s Pajeet +--- 634492183 +>>634490867 +When we’re all one great people everyone will be happy worldwide. +--- 634492297 +>>634489460 +they are put in those positions as pawns you tard +--- 634494929 +Video Games +--- 634495046 +>>634468482 +Good morning, sirs. +--- 634495220 +>/v/ also has grussy generals now +--- 634495410 +meanwhile in india +>>>/int/180679841 +--- 634496130 +>>634467179 (OP) +But do you know that there is part 2? +Revenge of the Grussy. +--- 634496251 +>/pol/yps turn tankie and shill BRICS as le based because they're "conservative" +>in reality they're just degenerate shitholes anyway except they don't advertise it with rainbow flags +saviors of the white race +--- 634496304 +>>634468482 +latent? +--- 634496368 +>>634467179 (OP) +>plays the long game +>waits until you're old and vulnerable +>then he strikes +could anyone beat him? +--- 634496528 +>>634486118 +but WHERE did it come from? +--- 634496592 +>>634476548 +Perfectly normal chuds +--- 634496643 +>>634496251 +>/pol/yps turn tankie and shill BRICS +What the fuck does any of that mean? +--- 634496816 +>>634496643 +means africans rape babies to "cure AIDS" +and chinks drink sun bear puke for good health +--- 634499093 +Uhh... video games? +--- 634499230 +indian rape general + +howdy sirs +--- 634499516 +>>634482646 +>This website unironically made me racist against pajeets +>this website +Man, try real life. I worked with them for two years and I actively have to fight my inner demons against them now. +--- 634499762 +>>634482646 +an indian will try and scam your grandma out of $300 + +a nigger will smash your grandma's head in over being in front of him in the line at KFC +--- 634499785 +>>634467179 (OP) +More like faggot wars +--- 634499918 +Why are Indian sirs like this? +--- 634500059 +>>634499516 +Also most people just don't even know, but Indians aren't generally very racist. +I've got an Indian friend who fucking hates being around his family and Indian community because how openly dickish they are in private. +--- 634500112 +>>634500059 +>>aren't +Meant to say ARE +ARE very racist +--- 634500926 +>>634468482 +You embody Filth. +--- 634500975 +>>634468482 +Anonbro the only solution is to genuinely just kill yourself right this instant man. You have no clue how disgusting gay sex is let alone fucking Indians doing it. +--- 634501037 +>>634500059 +>>634500112 +Racist against whom, whites? +--- 634501089 +>>634476660 +It is. If you're genuinely wondering they would be executed if this was found if not just shunned altogether depending on the country. Islam has no tolerance for this. +--- 634501320 +>>634501037 +Literally everyone outside of themselves. +And even then they are dicks about eachother because of their caste system beliefs. +--- 634502481 +>>634476660 +Islam is staunchly against this sort of shit but sexual degeneracy like this is extremely common within Islam. +--- 634502607 +>>634488017 +They are less than 1% of my country but 5% of rapists, and you can bet they don't count rapes within their own community. +--- 634502706 +There's no way jannies haven't seen this thread yet +--- 634504248 +>>634482646 +>is racist +>but still worships niggers +This is the most american post ive seen in a while. +--- 634504302 +>shitty goy wars dark souls +lmao +--- 634504307 +>>634502607 +Marital rape is commonplace among Indians. I remember a court ruling in India which states that marital rape doesn't exist or something along those lines. They pound dry ass pussies without any problems. +--- 634504537 +>>634468482 +Not if you're a poo, otherwise kys now while there's still time +--- 634504818 +>>634476548 +>>634477728 +>>634482005 +>>634489000 +>>634470249 +most normal poos +not like this sirsisters... not like this... +--- 634504907 +>>634504307 +They don't even count most rapes anyway, so it really doesn't matter. +--- 634505028 +My biggest fear is that if resurrection is real there is a big chance we will respawn in India +--- 634505096 +>>634476660 +Prolly some bachi bazi nonce saar not all muslim u basterd +--- 634505181 +>still up +did hiro outsource janitorial works to mumbai too? +--- 634505246 +>>634505028 +Try the real life simulator online. 60% of the time you get to be born in either China or India and 10-15% chances are you will be born in an African or South American shithole. So consider yourself lucky if you aren't from such places in this life. +--- 634505279 +EVERY POOJEET DESERVES TO GET MASSACRED AND ALL INDIANS NEED PUBLIC EXECUTION. +THEY ARE MUCH MORE RACIST THAN THE AVERAGE WHITE PERSON + THEY SMELL OF SHIT. THEY LITERALLY NEEDED A CAMPAIGN IN INDIA (SUPERPOOER 2030, SIRS) TO TELL THE SHITSKINS TO STOP STREET-SHITTING. +KILL YOURSELF IF YOU'RE AN INDIAN. +INDIA IS THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. +EVERY INDIAN WOMAN AND MAN AND CHILD DESERVES TO BE SLAUGHTERED. THEIR WOMEN DESERVE TO BE RAPED AND THEN DUMPED INTO A CREEK. +--- 634505424 +You know, I used to think pajeetposting was pretty fun and entertaining until I found out the vast majority of these threads are made by upper caste incels, usually from north india. +--- 634505726 +>>634505246 +link it fren +--- 634506146 +>>634483818 +Post hand, Ranjeet +--- 634506231 +>>634487553 +Good morning saar. Pls redeem the grussy +--- 634506302 +>>634488595 +>>634488840 +They're all brown rapists with bad BO +--- 634506605 +>>634506302 +>>634506231 +>>634506146 +>>634505726 +>>634505424 +>>634505279 +>>634505246 +>>634505181 +>>634505096 +>>634505028 +>>634504907 +>>634504818 +>>634504537 +>>634504307 +>>634504302 +>>634504248 +>>634502706 +>>634502481 +>>634501320 +Good morning sirs! Beautiful sun today! +--- 634506835 +Good morning sirs! Beautiful thread. glad its still up cheers diff --git a/v/634474886.txt b/v/634474886.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fb0c7d13aa2f0ec6f9962a53143957ca2468efe9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634474886.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1502 @@ +----- +--- 634474886 +Pretty much every Zelda thread breaks out into this argument, so I'm curious where /v/ stands. +Where do you stand regarding Ganondorf being the hero in the mural? Yes or no? Is he finally going to covet that wind or be the big bad once again? +https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn18wvk0yQ +--- 634474993 +idgaf +--- 634475014 +>>634474993 +Didn't ask. +--- 634475741 +What did they mean by this? +--- 634476218 +>>634474886 (OP) +Ganondorf is the hero in the mural and is definitely trying to usurp both Link and Demise and wants to dethrone Demise as the True Demon King in order to have full control of the cycle once and for all. + +He's also trying to usurp Hylia by incarnating as a female Gerudo in another timeline and then going back in time to kill Hylia and use the Triforce of Power to steal her divine essence. +--- 634476331 +>>634476218 +>incarnating as a female Gerudo in another timeline +Haha, oh no! That sounds awful! Haha. +--- 634476437 +>>634474886 (OP) +>https://strawpoll.com/polls/kjn18wvk0yQ +>voting in incognito disabled +yeah good luck getting anyone from 4chan to vote buddy +--- 634476557 +>>634474886 (OP) +>>634475741 +The whole scenario seems like a backdrop to a Phoenix Wright case. +--- 634476596 +>>634474886 (OP) +I don't think the Zelda series is actually capable of having a remotely interesting plot point or twist +--- 634476615 +>Is he finally going to covet that wind +Look up the definition of 'covet' you retard. +--- 634476687 +>>634476615 +No. +--- 634478613 +>>634476687 +Yes +--- 634478770 +>>634474886 (OP) +It’s fucking stupid but I can see why people buy into the theory. +--- 634478870 +>>634478770 +I think it's mostly a hope that Ganon will do something different this time. Botw is about changing the formula, so maybe that applies to Ganon too. +--- 634479641 +>>634474886 (OP) +There aren't many votes yet but I'm surprised how even it is. +--- 634480135 +>>634474886 (OP) +Didn't they use something that looks like that for Link during the loading screen in AoC or am I remembering wrong? +--- 634480254 +>>634474886 (OP) +That mural isn't from ToTK. Post the actually relevant one next time. +--- 634480329 +>>634474886 (OP) +I did think this at one point, yeah. Would be a neat twist, but after seeing all the promotional stuff with Link and his hair being longer, it's Link. +--- 634480412 +>>634474886 (OP) +The red blue and green symbolizes all three pieces of the triforce. And Zelda on the left. +retard +--- 634480476 +>>634474886 (OP) +I think Ganondorf was wandering around like some weeb ronin and got tricked by Demise. +--- 634480480 +>>634474886 (OP) +I think its pretty clear that the green skinned pig nosed red haired monster in the middle is ganon and not the hero and people who think otherwise are pretty retarded +--- 634480519 +>>634474886 (OP) +I'm strongly in favor of him being the hero +Here's the thing: we know that the ancient Zelda we see in-game actually has a similar color scheme to the one we see in trailer: brown skin and golden hair +Link's hair is also blonde/golden and so you'd think, if it was a past-link, he'd be depicted with the same color hair +But clearly the hero has red hair. So my thinking is it's more likely Ganon +--- 634480551 +>>634480254 +That looks like calamity Ganon though. +--- 634480614 +>>634480519 +The hero doesn't even clearly have red hair, the hair is skin colored in the mural +--- 634480628 +>>634480519 +Same, Do you think it's likely that he was betrayed ? Or maybe this is a new Ganondorf and nobody knew that he was sensitive to being corrupted. +This whole things feels like The Hero got fucked over and maybe that's why the Yiga are so strong in their convictions. Who knows. +--- 634480754 +>>634480551 +It's not because the Zonai never fought the Calamity. They fought and sealed Ganondorf which is what eventually caused the Calamity in the first place. He also has a horn like he does in the trailer because of the Bloodmoon. +--- 634480795 +>>634476218 +So Ganondorf became aware of the “timeline”? +--- 634480847 +>>634480754 +>horn he has in the trailer +This is the only shape shift version of Ganondorf and it cuts off before you see his face. The most prominent thing here is the scales on his arm which are exactly like Demise. +--- 634481020 +>>634480847 +That's his left sleeve. You can see the fabric flowing during the shot. +--- 634481071 +>>634481020 +That is definitely not his sleeve. That's a fucking tentacle Demise hand. +--- 634481168 +>>634475741 +Dorf tries to invade the Sacred Realm, green hand stopped him sealing the SR and the entire Zonai tribe in the process, Dorf awakes, Sacred Realm gets released as the sky islands. +There was a pic in the leaked artbook that showed a map room that showed the sacred realm, which is a mirrored Hyrule as usual. +--- 634481172 +>>634481071 +>That's a fucking tentacle Demise hand +You mean like the ones Demise never had? +--- 634481240 +zonai attempted to "cure" ganondorf of his demise aids, the one with the eye wanted it for himself while the others had no idea. they unleashed the curse and it manifested into calamity ganon, both the hylia looking lady from the trailers and ganondorf stepped up to fight back against demise aids with the help of the remaining zonai. the evil zonai used the magic he saved to lock demise aids in himself on ganondorf instead then sealed him under ground to save what was left of the shit he caused. zelda going back in time to meet them all is so this evil zonai fuck with 3 eyes can try all over again to implant himself with demise aids, this is why the mural looks like ganondorf and why his official art seems heroic rather than evil. him turning into what seems like demise in one of the trailers is the evil fuck zonai cunt using his demise aids capturing magic on him but it back firing again and strengthening ganondorfs curse. the malice is no longer leaking out of him and ganondorf has full control over the demise aids itself, he's still the final boss but he's redeemed when the evil zonai fuck tries to take the curse from him when link and zelda are about to deal the final blow. you, zelda and the ganondorf using the 7 tears of the kingdom fight the evil zonai 3 eyed fucker with his new demise aids, he's about to beat all 3 of you the fuck down till the hylia lady looking bitch turns out to be hylia and she obliterates the evil zonai cunt by summoning the 7 sages from the tears to the banish him to the twilight realm + +this links into the next game where we get to meet midna again +--- 634481449 +>>634481172 +Why does that matter when it's clearly his scale design? +--- 634481764 +>>634481168 +This and this +>>634481240 +The big twist is reversed Zant, we're made to think Ganondorf is the big bad, but it will actually be the dude that's leading Zelda with Dorf power absorbed, as seen o the last page of the artbook. +--- 634481962 +>>634481240 +I thought of something similar to this so I'm biased when I say this would be top tier kino story. +I don't trust this "rauru" guy either. +>>634481240 +>summoning the 7 sages from the tears to the banish him to the twilight realm +Yes yes yes. Pic related, there are connections. Rauru is an interloper. +--- 634482101 +>>634481168 +>that showed the sacred realm, which is a mirrored Hyrule as usual. +Also has the Pyramid where Hyrule Castle sits. It's basically the same as ALttP's Dark World with the corrupted Sacred Realm having the pyramid of power. +--- 634482113 +>>634474886 (OP) +It would be an interesting change to the story but it'll never happen. +--- 634482140 +>>634481449 +>Why does it matter that it's not what I said it was? +You can even see a shot of him later in the trailer at the same location reaching out both his arms. It's a sleeve. +--- 634482228 +>>634481962 +oh shit i was semi joking but that actually would be fucking cool, i just want midna back or any reference to the twili again. the zonai evil guy being an interloper would be a great set up +--- 634482290 +>>634480614 +Actually I'm going to argue that it's less that his hair is skin color as much as he's meant to have a full-face of red beard +>>634480628 +I don't know honestly. I think it may be less of him being betrayed and more just that he sacrificed himself to contain Demise/Malice/Calamity/whatever. +I think the scene of him screaming in the trailer is his trying to break free of its corruption. We see the gem in his forehead shining and he's getting new concept art at the same click as the other champion representatives so my thought is his human form will play a prominent role in the story +--- 634482341 +>>634482140 +Not them but that's clearly before he starts animorphing into Demise since his hair isn't long and glowing +--- 634482979 +>>634475741 +How can anyone look at this and think Ganondorf is going to be the straightforward villain this time. I know this is from the 2019 trailer, but it does not look like they backtracked from this at all. And this is a between shot, you only see it if you pause the scene at the right time. They were trying to hide this like an easter egg. Come on now. +--- 634483428 +>>634482341 +It's right before he goes Super Saiyan with the tear but there's still no reason to think he's transforming into Demise. Demise's hair doesn't even look like that. +This is just Dorf getting jacked up on Malice and summoning the Bloodmoon before the war shown here >>634480254 +--- 634483452 +>>634482979 +Agreed +I mean, the way I see it, you don't bother releasing key art for your main villain and have him looking heroic with a fucking Katana if he's just going to be a sniveling, conniving villain like usual. +If you compare how Ganon was shown off here compared to how past Zelda games have shown their villains, he's getting a fair bit more attention and being advertised in a more ambiguous way. +--- 634483475 +>>634482101 +Yeah I noticed, which raises the question, Is the Sacred Realm spread across the sky AND the underground caverns? +The dungeon where you first find Ganondorf might as well be the pyramid. +--- 634483715 +I genuinely cannot see at all how people think the mural looks like Ganondorf, it’s so clearly Link in the Champion’s tunic holding the Master Sword. You can even see his pointy ears that Ganondorf doesn’t have. +--- 634483946 +>>634483715 +>You can even see his pointy ears that Ganondorf doesn’t have. +And the blue eyes. +--- 634484004 +>>634476437 +Works on my machine +--- 634484518 +>>634483715 +Did you realize yet that Link and Ganondorf have similar outfits? The green part of what should be Link's robe is just tattered giving it a short sleeve. +--- 634484983 +>>634484518 +>green part +Who the fuck said anything about green? The guy in the mural is wearing blue. +--- 634485024 +>>634484983 +It's blue and green technically. +--- 634485084 +>>634485024 +Yeah, sure. +--- 634485143 +>>634484518 +>similar outfits +>>634480329 +>>634481020 +Still looks more like Link. +--- 634485239 +How much content are there in BotW's season pass? I got around to playing it recently and I spent 2 days trying to find the EX treasures because evidently I am a brainlet and these hints are too vague +So far I've done the Great Plateau ohko challenge and all the EX treasure but nothing else besides that +--- 634485484 +>>634485239 +There’s like 4 new shrines in each region, some more flashbacks, then refighting the blights, then doing a new full divine beast below the Plateau and fighting an actually brand new boss, for which you are rewarded with a new tune. There’s also the combat gauntlet you can do at any time in Korok Forest to upgrade the Master Sword. Also a hard mode added. +The individual EX treasures are mostly unimportant gear referencing past games, but a few of them are pretty useful. +--- 634485614 +Any hopes for bosses/enemies in ToTK? + if i had time i’d sketch some redesigns of some BOTW style enemies +--- 634485690 +>>634485614 +Gerudo Yiga clan member +--- 634486416 +>>634474886 (OP) +If your asking yourself "Is Nintendo going to do something even vaguely interesting or unexpected in a main Zelda narrative?" the answer is an Fuck No You Dumb Faggot +--- 634486484 +Alright since this is the Zeldaheads thread I wanted to ask about Ganondorf in ToTK to clear some things up I've been wondering about. + +So, basically, the Hyruleans/Zonai must have figured out Ganondorf reincarnates every so often, so they decided to put Ganondorf in a sort of permanent stasis? Where he's alive but also unmoving. Which is why he's shriveled up to a mummy by the time of ToTK. They did this assuming that they could circumvent the curse of Demise since Ganondorf never dies, he can't show up elsewhere again. + +But then what happens is that the curse is ABSOLUTE. Like it just can't be loopholed. So the curse starts reacting like an organism and begins leaking malice out of his body, which is what creates the Calamity Ganon of BotW, right? So in BotW you were basically just fighting the red booger spirit coming out of his corpse below Hyrule. + +And Im guessing the stasis/seal or whatever was that goat/dragon god guy from the leaked artbook with his hand covering his execution wound, with the Zonai magic or whatever. And then when Link and Zelda find him the seal is about to burst, like a can of soda thats been shaken up too much, and the malice erupts and it shoots into the sky, bringing down the Zonai landmass into bits and pieces/or eradicating the cloud barrier (This last part is just my speculation). +--- 634486874 +>>634486484 +A lot of what you're asking is just assumptions that won't be cleared up until the game is out. But it is mentioned in botw that calamity Ganon is just a manifestation of his rage. +--- 634487487 +>>634486416 +Pretty much this, as interesting as some of the theories and speculations are in this thread we're not going to get anything mind blowing or any call backs to any other games other than Skyward Sword because that's the game that ruined the franchise that they NEED to call back to at every waking moment +--- 634487625 +>>634486874 +Why is Dorf so mad? +--- 634487746 +>>634487625 +>>634475741 +--- 634487970 +>>634486484 +>So, basically, the Hyruleans/Zonai must have figured out Ganondorf reincarnates every so often, so they decided to put Ganondorf in a sort of permanent stasis? +Ganondorf doesn't actually reincarnate that often. +>Skyward Sword +It's just Demise, not Ganon. +>Ocarina of Time +Ganon appears and is then sealed away by Link after seven years. +>Twilight Princess/Wind Waker/Link to the Past +These are 3 different timelines, but in all of them he either escapes his seal or is unsealed by someone else. +>Oracles [Downfall] +Ganon is resurrected. +>Link Between Worlds [Downfall] +Ganon is resurrected. +>The Legend of Zelda [Downfall] +Ganon is resurrected. +>Four Swords Adventures [Child] +Ganon is actually reincarnated. Think this is the only time it happens. + +And that's every appearance of Ganon. +--- 634488618 +>>634487970 +I'll be mad if they decide to say botw is just another new timeline. +--- 634489002 +>>634474886 (OP) +>Leave Ganondorf to me. +--- 634489883 +>>634474886 (OP) +>ganon wielding the master sword +Anyone who genuinely thinks that isn't Link is a retard +--- 634490031 +>>634487970 +So the "Zelda cucks Link by fucking Ganondorf" will be canon now? Lmaooo how can Linksissies ever recover +--- 634490114 +>>634480551 +No it doesn't +--- 634490183 +>>634474886 (OP) +>Hero is holding the Master Sword +>Can't be Ganondorf +Simple as. +--- 634490231 +>>634481071 +>That is definitely not his sleeve +You people are fuucking retarded +--- 634490516 +>>634478870 +>Botw is about changing the formula, so maybe that applies to Ganon too. + +That's my feeling as well. +BotW feels like it's about breaking with a lot of established traditions. This is both in terms of gameplay, where the Zelda formula is thrown asside in favour of nearly complete freedom, but also for it's characters. You don't go through Link's rise as a hero from humble origins to saviour of Hyrule; this Link was already a Knight who had already found the Master Sword and was utimatelly defeated. Similarly, Zelda tries to follow in the footsteps of her predecessors but fails at it until the very last moment when her Triforce "activates"; as a character she's much more insecure than previous Zelda's. +I'd like to see something similar for Ganondorf. We saw from Wind Waker that being trapped for 100 years made him a much more contemplative person, so imagine what 10K-or-however-many years stuck dehydrated will do to the guy. And to simply have the three wielders of the Triforce finally join forces would be great to see. + +This wouldn't undo Demise's curse as it can still manifest in other future characters, but I think it'd give a nice closure to Ganonrof's arc as he's one of the few characters left who's been present through most of Hyrule's history +--- 634490779 +>>634474886 (OP) +People bring up the red hair, but why no green skin? They have a green that could be used. Why give him a strange gold hand? Almost like it got replaced in some way. Why the bare legs? Almost like he is wearing a little gay elf tunic like >>634480329 +--- 634491046 +>>634482979 +>>634483452 +He looks evil as shit. Stop being delusional +--- 634491212 +>>634491046 +>Trailer Ganon +I'M GONNA KILL AND RAPE ALL OF YOU ESPECIALLY THAT LITTLE FAGBOY LINK +>Zeldafags +You know, he seems a lot calmer now just like that time he tried to drown two toddlers +--- 634491387 +>>634491212 +>Zeldafags +More like barafags +--- 634491704 +>>634474886 (OP) +Retarded idea that makes no sense. The only proponents are childeren saying "wouldn't it be cool if...". +--- 634491994 +>>634491212 +>trailer purposefully showing scenes without context and cut together in a non-linear way +>broooo why aren't you accepting it at face value bro! +--- 634492231 +>>634491994 +>trailer shows scene where he's summoning his minions to go fucking kill everyone +>n-no i-it's just out of context he's totally a good guy! +--- 634492245 +>>634474886 (OP) +The Zonai hero wore what looks like a boar with a red mane on his head so I always thought that's who the figure in the mural was. + +https://zelda.fandom.com/wiki/Barbarian_Set +--- 634492273 +>>634486484 +Those were more or less my guesses back when the reveal trailer came out, but that was before time travel was basically confirmed, and that makes it hard to have concrete theories for certain things. +It's strange that the Zonai needed to freeze Ganondorf in time at all. You'd think a Link would have shown up in that time to "properly" seal him. The only other instance of a Ganon going unopposed was the Wind Waker timeline, and that's because Link was removed from it by Zelda. +Maybe Rauru (dragonman) froze Ganondorf knowing a Link would show up at some point, but you can also hear him telling Zelda in the trailer that they need Link and the Master Sword in the past, which I guess implies Link can time travel somehow. Maybe Link and Zelda go to the past to defeat Ganondorf there, but that leaves the question of why a Link and Zelda aren't there already. +--- 634492387 +>>634492231 +What he says about his minions and the NYOOOOAAH were clearly two different scenes cut together. That's called being deceptive. Also his concept art shows him using the red tear but since being dehydrated its been replaced with just a circular jem. So he was using the tear in the past. There will be flash backs. +--- 634492478 +>>634492387 +>What he says about his minions and the NYOOOOAAH were clearly two different scenes cut together +lmao +--- 634492682 +>>634492387 +The power literally blasts from him +https://youtu.be/uHGShqcAHlQ?t=169 [Embed] + +I guess the screaming and declaring himself king/the world his is cause.....oh clearly he is the burger king now and is getting everyone lunch! +--- 634492789 +>>634474886 (OP) +What kind of retard thinks Ganondotf will ever be anything but a villain? This is not your retarded JRPG +--- 634492890 +>>634491387 +No I am a barafag and I want trailer Ganon not 4chan headcanon Ganon +--- 634492937 +>>634474886 (OP) +He is not the hero in that mural. +You midwits trying to always turn Ganondorf into some goody two shoes. +Zelda is to the left, Link ro the right. +Also this.>>634480329 +--- 634492991 +>>634492387 +retard +Ganondorf is evil. +Simple as. +--- 634493005 +Woah guys what if in Majora's Mask link is DEAD +--- 634493045 +>>634474886 (OP) +>>634475741 +The mural depicts Ganon fighting against Demise. This occurred after a Zelda from long ago performed the rituals required to remove the curse from Ganon. The curse, the evil energy of Demise, manifested as the Calamity. They of course were prepared for such an event. They enacted a full on assault against the calamity, but it wasn't enough. + +Ganon was overtaken by the curse. Instead of allowing the curse to destroy him and potentially destroy all of Hyrule, Ganon sacrifices himself to seal the curse back within him. However, unlike before, the curse doesn't nestle quietly within. It continues to rage inside of Ganon. He uses his entire power to keep it sealed. However, his body deteriorates, and in his weakened state, the Calamity leaks out. Causing the events that we are aware of in BotW. + +Link and Zelda having temporarily quelled the Calamity, will have to find its source of defeat it for good. That's when they will discover Ganon's remains. They will mistake Ganon as the source of malevolence at first, not understanding that his body is being puppetted by Demise. However, Zelda will become separated from Link, and find herself trapped in the past.(People have dissected the trailer, and found that Zelda is in a pre-destroyed Temple of Time. She's in the past) There, 10,000 years in the past, Zelda will unwittingly be the one who performs the rituals to remove the curse from Ganon and unleash the Calamity. + +>>634489883 +Having been purged of evil, Ganon will be able to wield the Master Sword. Albeit, not to it's fullest ability. That's probably why he loses the fight. Alternatively, it could be that he too possessed a special arm like the one Link acquires, which enables him to handle objects he was previously unable to handle, like the Master Sword. +The third option, is that this particular incantation of Ganon had the soul of the hero, as unlikely as that sounds. Or he passed the Shiekah trials, and earned the right. +--- 634493058 +>>634481071 +lol +--- 634493071 +>>634474886 (OP) +People who want or think Ganon will be a hero remind me of those women with pitbulls +--- 634493134 +>>634493071 +I mean, its mostly troons, fags and actual women wanting this to be the case anon. This thread is deluded aids, and I cant wait for them to BTFO yet again when the game releases. +--- 634493139 +>>634493045 +Saying things doesn't make it true +--- 634493163 +Now that he has a voice actor they will definitely try to flesh out his character and take advantage of the fact he can display a range of emotions but he's not gonna be a "good guy" it's a zelda game, he'll be the final boss and want to enact an evil plan of some kind +--- 634493271 +>>634493134 +I find it funny that people think Ganon looks heroic because he takes inspiration from Samurai because they don't know how fucked samurai were historically. Burning down villages and beheading people and shit +--- 634493301 +>>634493045 +This reads like a post from when before BOTW released. Anon, those are Zonai clothes. +Its depicting Zelda to the left, Ganondorf / Demise in the middle and Link to the right. +I dont know why you guys always do this to yourself, every game since WW +--- 634493314 +>>634493139 +Well no shit, we're all speculating. However, everything I said is near to plots that previous Zelda games have pulled before. And it explains a lot of the details we see in trailers. +--- 634493409 +>>634493301 +It's literally fags who first zelda was WW and bought the crocodile tears of Ganondorf because they had no context of what the cunt is capable of and has done before and the epic twist that the villain might not be that bad blew up their lil minds +--- 634493429 +>>634493045 +This is just stupid. There is no "curse inside Ganon"; he is the curse. +--- 634493513 +>>634493314 +Yes shit +--- 634493604 +>>634493314 +Where in previous games did any of what you said happen? Honest question. +--- 634493613 +>>634485614 +It’s a long shot but I’d like a dungeon and boss that portray the Sheikah in a shadier light again, like some sort of underground sheikah lab packed with old experiments and shit. The big sanctum underneath Hyrule Castle and Calamity Ganon having so much sheikah looking tech in general was all super questionable. +--- 634493623 +>>634493271 +Its also funny since the fucking trailer literally shows Ganondorf being up to his usual evil antics of trying to take the kingdom yet again, reviving monsters left and right. Literally in their faces. +--- 634493707 +>>634493623 +No my Ganon would never maul those villagers. They just breathed to close to him it was their fault! +--- 634493867 +I just want Ganondorf to be severed from demise so that they can stop recycling the same story over and over. Yes I know it's about the gameplay, but after a while of having the same narrative constantly shown to be I start to become uninterested despite the other factors. +--- 634493879 +>>634493409 +>>634493301 +>and bought the crocodile tears of Ganondorf +No, I actually mock people who fall for those crocodile tears. I'm no Ganon simp. I just have a working pair of eyes, and moderate media literacy. So I can tell the dude in the picture isn't Link. + +My first Zelda was actually Zelda 1 for NES, as I'm in my 30s and played them in release order. I can use information from the past to tell you that Ganon isn't inherently evil. It's like you fags weren't paying attention to Skyward Sword. Or even OoT for that matter. Where Ganon was raised by literal evil witches, hence his evil bend. While Gerudo like Nabooru attempted to keep up a code of honor among the Gerudo, and there was actually an internal Gerudo conflict. The idea that Ganon is evil for Evil's sake, is literally a baby tier opinion. + +>those are Zonai clothes +Link and Ganon's clothes parallel each other on purpose. It's basic literary rhyming. Ganon will be the prominent champion in the past, while Link will be the prominent champion in the present, and their actions will mirror each other. +--- 634493883 +>>634493045 +--- 634493998 +>>634493867 +You can break Demise's curse yourself anon. Just play a different game +--- 634494010 +>>634474886 (OP) +Ganondorf wouldn’t wield the Master Sword. My theory is that The Hero was sealed near where Calamity Ganon is by the dragon person with the arm. Then the Hero’s body gets possessed by Calamity Ganon, turning him into the next Ganondorf. +--- 634494089 +>>634493879 +Ganon was an evil greedy power hungry thief in fucking ALttP before they ever made OoT +--- 634494102 +>>634493429 +No. Ganon is a Gerudo, who happens to be the vessel of Demise's hatred. + +>>634493604 +In Skyward Sword, it's revealed that Zelda was trapped in the Amber the whole time. That Link and Zelda went to the past to fight Ganon. That the mega-plot we thought was the will of Hylia, was actually Zelda's machinations the entire time, after she fell to earth and performed a bunch of rituals, and conspired to extract Demise before he grew into a larger problem, killing him in his weaker form. +--- 634494157 +>>634493879 +>I just have a working pair of eyes +Clearly not since your retarded eyes see Link wielding the master sword as Ganondorf. +--- 634494215 +>>634494102 +Ok maybe Im retarded but how the hell is that related to what you said first? I never played SS +--- 634494268 +>>634494089 +Yeah, but OoT *did* happen, now didn't it? And that was 25 years ago. It just goes to show that Ganon's character continues to evolve and become more nuanced as the series progresses. +--- 634494323 +look at the inside of his toga, if he wore it inside out, he would like exactly like the hero in terms of coloring +--- 634494380 +>>634474886 (OP) +Here's what's happening: +>Demise has been using a (the) male Gerudo body as a host to reincarnate in for the entire span of the Zelda timeline +>In TotK we see Demise reincarnating into Ganondorf in action (see >>634475741) +>Demise loses his shit at some point, separating himself from Ganon's body and we see him in his true form like we do in the latest trailer. +>We finally have an unpossessed Ganondorf teaming up with Zelda to defeat Demise, breaking his eternal reincarnation curse +--- 634494425 +>>634494268 +Don't be a smug cunt to me you fucking retarded faggot. +--- 634494438 +>>634494157 +>Huge nose +>Green skin +>Long red hair. + +"But the Barbarian set!" The Barbarian set is designed in homage to a boar-like man. Who would that be? Ganon. +--- 634494446 +>>634494380 +>We finally have an unpossessed Ganondorf teaming up with Zelda to defeat Demise, breaking his eternal reincarnation curse +lol you guys never learn +--- 634494475 +>>634494102 +The existence of Ganon is the manifestation of the curse placed on Hyrule, he himself is not cursed. +--- 634494486 +>>634494380 +Demise is dead nigger, he has no control over Ganondorf, he never had. He will always be the villain and won't teamup with anyone. +This is beyond fanfiction. +--- 634494503 +>>634491046 +so did peter parker when he had the black suit +--- 634494564 +>>634493867 +You've just described why so many people can't let this idea go. They're bored and want something different, even if that something is as nonsensical and stupid as "Ganondorf is good". They only care that's different, not if it's actually a good idea. +--- 634494565 +>>634494323 +So you're saying before Ganon fought Demise he took off his clothes and turned them inside out? +--- 634494589 +>>634494486 +Ganondorf is literally confirmed to be the reincarnation of Demise. How this reincarnation works has not been explored yet, but I think the scene at >>634475741 explains a bit +--- 634494628 +>>634494438 +>Huge nose +It's a stylized mural. That's why the proportions for everything and everyone is off. +>Green skin +See? You're eyes are retarded. +>Long red hair +It's orange not red. You don't have working eyes at all. +--- 634494736 +>>634494438 +Yeah but that doesn't mean it was Ganon, that could mean it was Zonai Link wearing a Zonai Link Ganon hat. + +And it's might not be a homage to him. Some peoples Didn't wear pelts out of reverence like native Americans. +--- 634494795 +>>634494438 +>Green skin +--- 634494797 +>>634494503 +Peter was becoming evil and took the black suit off because of that +--- 634494848 +>>634494564 +It's the incel neckbeard version of feminist tranny cunts who want Zelda to be the protagonist +--- 634494850 +>>634494589 +No he is not, Demise was an entirely separate character. You can even find in the archives people breaking down the jap dialogue of how his curse is nothing but a "as long as there is good there will be evil in this world". +He is dead, ganondorf is his own person and a cunt of his own. + +Pull right now word for word the official statement or ingame quote saying Ganondorf is Demise reincarnated. +--- 634494904 +>>634494380 +Demise doesn’t reincarnate, he’s decaying in the Master Sword. Ganondorf just has the same hatred for the gods as the Demon Tribe. This hatred, and by extension Demise, cannot be killed. Hylia couldn’t kill Demise at the beginning of Skyward Sword and it took the entirety of the game’s events just to SEAL Demise. +--- 634495152 +>>634485614 +Any, actually, preferably those that are basically a living puzzle, also, somo bongo bongo style shit +--- 634495183 +>>634494215 +>I never played SS +Oh my god. Where do I even begin? You need to actually know Skyward Sword's plot to understand what I'm saying. + +Well basically, there's this character named demise. You heard of him, right? Demise existed long ago during Hylia's days. He's more or less a demi-god. Ruler of demons. He fought Hylia, and Hylia sealed him away. In Demise's diminished form, he's not too bad to handle. He's this giant walking potato. Real goofy looking. Link fights this diminished form 3 times throughout the game. But eventually, at the end, Zelda is like "fuck that, we need to go into the past, and stop this guy for good". Well you're kind of forced to honestly, because Ghirahim escapes to the past too, and plans on revive Demise there. +Ghirahim is a living sword btw. The opposite of Fi. Fi is the master sword in a human form, and Ghirahim is Demise's dark blade in human form. Ghirahim wants to revive his master. + +So anyway, you go back, kick Ghirahim's ass, Demise awakens, and then you kick his ass. Upon his death, Demise makes a curse. He says that at anytime when the blood of the goddess, or the spirit of the hero exists, he will come back to torment them. + +This is a huge retcon, as it explains that Ganon isn't innately evil. Rather, Demise's curse caused him to do evil things, in order to torment Zelda and Link. Ganon only rationalized his action as wanting to be powerful, or what have you. + +Also, SS tells us that Hylia intentionally reincarnates as a mortal, so that she may harness the power of the Triforce. As a goddess, she is not allowed to do so. But as a mortal, she can. That's why Zelda needs to be a mortal, and then go to all of the spiritual location to retrieve the memories of the Goddess. When she acquires Hylia's memories, she's cable to remember the enact the plan that Hylia set up millennia ago. Part of this plan, is intentionally sealing Zelda in amber 100 years in the past, only to be revived by Link in the present. +--- 634495294 +>>634494215 +>>634495183 +Again, and again, the Zelda series uses time fuckery in the plot. TotK will do it once again by launching Zelda in to the past, so she can stop an ancient evil at its source... again... Like in SS. +--- 634495327 +>>634494795 +anon dont bother, these people always pipe up with "heres why Ganondorf is GOOD this time guise" every time a game is about to release and Ganondorf is confirmed in, since WW +--- 634495357 +>>634494323 +Also, Ganon in the Mural has pants. And Link's robe lacks pants. +--- 634495395 +>>634494215 +God I hate it when BotW secondaries have to be spoonfed as to how the lore works. Motherfucker, SKYWARD SWORD IS ON THE SWITCH!! THE ENTIRE REASON THEY PUT IT THERE IS SO THAT YOU’D BE CAUGHT UP!!! +--- 634495463 +>>634494323 +Lol, this image literally changes the color scheme of the guy in the mural. +--- 634495469 +>>634494475 +No, Gerudo bear a male offspring every 100 years, regardless if he becomes evil or not. This particular Gerudo male was made particularly evil, due to the curse. +--- 634495627 +>>634481764 +can someone post the artbook again so we can see who's right or wrong!!! +--- 634495807 +Part of me wants to see Ganondorf not be the big bad just because of the mass seethe it would cause on /v/, the seethe in this thread alone is palpable. +--- 634495870 +>>634488618 +I think BotW is the convergent end-point of all timelines, a setting so far in the future, there's been enough time for shit similar to all three timelines to happen to the point we can't pinpoint which timeline we're currently in and it doesn't really matter at that point because all timelines eventually turn BotW-ish anyway. +--- 634495903 +>>634487487 +why does demise filters you so much hardcore Zelda boomer? +--- 634495913 +>>634494795 +>>634494628 +>>634495327 +I love it when people argue with me on the topic of color, because it's something I'm particular good at. +--- 634495921 +"The signs of a resurrection of Calamity Ganon are clear. And the POWER to oppose it lies dormant beneath the ground." + +defeating ganon requires not just COURAGE and WISDOM, but POWER. everything else is but a stop gap solution until he returns. +the corruption of the triforce was a ploy for immortality that has been successful for dozens of thousands of years. +--- 634495957 +>>634495395 +I am not playing SS just because you think it proves your headcanon +--- 634495981 +>>634494904 +The same master sword that gets shattered at the beginning of the game? +--- 634495987 +>>634495913 +its gonna be fun when the game comes out and Ganondorf is evil yet again just to spite you fags +--- 634496052 +>>634495183 +I knew all this but how the flying festering fuck does that equal this: >>634493045 +--- 634496094 +>summons monsters and wrecks hyrule in your path* +>H-HE IS A GOOD GUY NOW GUISE, HE DINDU NUFFIN +--- 634496128 +>>634495469 +I'm still mad BotW didn't have a "good" male Gerudo. Riju should have been a shota. Male Gerudos being born isn't tied to Demise's curse. Just because Ganondorf is alive doesn't mean the Gerudos should stop having males every 100 years. The lore isn't "there can only be one male Gerudo alive at any given point", it's "a male Gerudo is born every 100 years" +--- 634496132 +All I want it's a good battle against Ganondorf while a good rearrange of his OOT battle theme is playing in the background +--- 634496137 +>>634495294 +How does that make Ganon the hero? +--- 634496139 +>>634492682 +or, as is botw's standard, half the story is set via flashbacks and that scene is before all the malice got ripped out of him +--- 634496178 +>>634496128 +No male Gerudo ever existed besides Ganondorf in the games and that will never change. +And thank God I say, you fags are insufferable +--- 634496183 +>>634495913 +>because it's something I'm particular good at +Clearly not since you think his clothes is his skin. +--- 634496186 +>>634495913 +You can already see multiple shades of all the colours, cause it is worn-out. + +But go on, why is his face red? +--- 634496210 +>>634490516 +that would be cool ngl +--- 634496245 +>>634496094 +one of the mcguffin tears we are collecting is literally on ganon's head. +which means we will have to fight, and likely kill him for it. +--- 634496273 +>>634495807 +What would they do after Botw/Totk if Ganon wasn't evil anymore? +--- 634496275 +>>634490516 +Of course its a WW fag. +>>634496245 +yes but fags ITT will be delusional until release day. +--- 634496334 +>>634495807 +Lmao the seethe will be coming from you fags once the game releases +--- 634496358 +>>634492991 +prepare to get btfo when he becomes A ally soon in the game lol +--- 634496454 +>>634496178 +Does anyone else find it funny how Ganon is clearly based on an Muslim Arabian desert prince with an all female Harem +--- 634496459 +>>634496052 +Demise's curse is the calamity. The heroes have sealed or killed Ganon a number of times, and yet the calamity always returns. The curse is described like a cycle. The cycle will never end, until the curse itself is destroyed. Tears of the Kingdom uses an Uroboros in it's logo. The Uroboros is symbolic of cycles. The story is going to address the cycle. And how to potentially stop it. So think: How do you stop the cursed cycle? Is it by defeating the evil Ganon once again? No, of course not. They're going to try something different. And that something, is going to be actually lifting the curse off Ganon, and fighting the curse. +--- 634496468 +>>634496275 +not even, the leak will likely come a week before release. +the allydorf posters will be crying about both spoilers and being wrong for a week before the game even releases. +--- 634496491 +>>634496273 +ganon =/= ganondorf anon, the zelda games have explicitely NEVER used the two interchangably. they can still have games with ganon in it with ganondorf gone. +--- 634496502 +>>634496358 +cant wait to see your tears when the game comes out and Link kills him. +>>634496468 +this kek +--- 634496539 +>>634493879 +since when did link have big af red hair hmm (: explain that you can't lmaoo +--- 634496610 +>>634495981 +Yep. That’s why I think Demise will enter Ganondorf’s body to power him up, specifically through his tear. It glows red in the scene from the trailer and afterwards we see Ganondorf take on a similar appearance to Demise. +--- 634496616 +>>634496178 +>No male Gerudo ever existed besides Ganondorf +groose. male gerudo are the incarnation of power, same as zelda with wisdom and link with courage. ganondorf is the only male gerudo outside of groose because they stopped being born after he attained immortality. +--- 634496646 +>>634496616 +Groose is Hylian, anon. +--- 634496657 +>>634496186 +>You can already see multiple shades of all the colours +These is some cross contamination of color. But the Green parts are green with some flecks of blue. And the blue parts are blue with some flecks of green. There are admittedly some artistic liberties taken with this. I'm not saying that it's a perfect 1:1 color match. But symbolically, Ganon's skin is associated with the color green. His face is red, because his hair is red, and he sports a beard in this game. + +The artist is obviously capable using peach for skin tones, so if it were Link, why would his face be red? A completely smooth faced boy with peach skin is drawn with a red face and green skin? Doesn't make sense. + +>>634496183 +His beefy arms are exposed. Come on. +--- 634496668 +>>634496459 +NTA but It's objectively not an uroboros. An uroboros eats its own tail. This logo is 2 snakes eating eachother's tails. + +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros +--- 634496784 +>>634496094 +Ganondorf is typically depicted with golden eyes. His eyes are red here, because he's consumed by the Calamity. He's being mind controlled. +--- 634496854 +>>634496646 +hylians don't even exist in skyward sword. red herring not-evil ganondorf was the entire point of the character. +--- 634496868 +>>634496784 +>Ganondorf is being mind controlled by Ganondorf + +? +--- 634496895 +GAMING +--- 634496910 +>>634496854 +>pointy ears +>normal skin +--- 634496930 +>>634496743 +retcons +>>634496868 +ganon retconned into a demon separate from ganondorf, in the same way link is separate from the spirit of the hero, and zelda is separate from hylia the goddess. +--- 634496980 +>>634496137 +because the tear and mural proves he's not evil +--- 634496989 +>>634496910 +ganondorf is the only gerudo with green skin, and the gerudo in botw also have pointy ears. +--- 634497024 +>>634496989 +And the Gerudo closer to SS timeline had round ears - like Ganondorf. +--- 634497043 +>>634496137 +Well, Ganon has shown before that he's capable of at least pretending to get along in order to get what he wants. Like how in OoT, he bows to the King, and pretends to be a good little vassal, before seizing the castle. He's not just a random rage monster that kills everything in his past. At least, not until he's consumed by the lust for power. +If you could somehow extract Demise's malice from Ganon, he would be a powerful ally in the fight against the malice itself. Or, maybe in this cycle, Ganon wasn't immediately afflicted with the Malice. Because the Shiekah had enough foresight to see the calamity returning and prepare to stop it with their amazing technology, perhaps they had enough foresight to take Ganon under their wing, and raise him righteously, and teach him of the potential danger he poses, if they don't do something about the curse. +--- 634497132 +>>634496980 +How? +--- 634497141 +I don't know what to think, prior to this trailer I wasn't a fan of the theory but even the moment I saw that art in the first game I thought it was weird how the hero looked nothing like Link. And this trailer we have potential time travel, someone who looks suspiciously like Zelda, and nobody else who seems like they would fit the role of past hero. I wouldn't be surprised if they just went with the fan theory. +--- 634497157 +>>634496459 +and tell me, what makes you think that ganon would be willing to drop his hate just because his curse was broken? +the curse is a source of hate, yes, but its a hate that ganon embraced openly in every single reincarnation, and NEVER tried to stop or resist. +the only part that breaks after his mind is consumed by hate in a life is the fact that he can rebirth, meaning he has extra incentive to go full force this time and hold nothing back in his destructive rampage since there are no more do overs. +--- 634497158 +>>634497043 +stop calling ganondorf ganon dumbass. ganon and ganondorf are not the same thing, zelda has never treated them as the same thing. ganondorf the human turns into ganon the demon, ganondorf is not inherently ganon. +--- 634497207 +>>634496468 +>>634496502 +you will cry when ganondorf becomes a ally mark my words non believers +--- 634497216 +>>634496989 +>ganondorf is the only gerudo with green skin +Twinrova +--- 634497220 +>>634496668 +oh ok, well it's more or less the same symbolic meaning regardless. What's the two snake called? +--- 634497235 +I gotta admit, Breath of the Wild is pretty amazing. It reminds me of the freedom of Wind Waker & Phantom Hourglass (both which I've not played since I was a kid/teen, so they're probably way more limited than my imagination/memory lets on). +--- 634497241 +>>634497207 +>revives monsters in your path and wreaks havoc upon Hyrule yet again +KWAB +--- 634497297 +>>634496868 +Demise. For fuck's sake, I know you all played Skyward Sword. The game sold nearly 4 million copies. +--- 634497342 +>>634496657 +>His beefy arms are exposed +No they aren't. Only his legs and head are exposed which your blind eyes seem to purposely miss since they don't fit your retarded narrative. +--- 634497354 +>>634497132 +because demise still lives +--- 634497408 +>>634497141 +if they make ganondorf an ally it wouldn't be because of a fan theory, the director has been setting it up since skyward sword. it'll probably end up being something like >>634495921 +where link has the courage to defeat ganon, and zelda has the wisdom to defeat ganon, only the male gerudo lineage (aka ganondorf) has the power to defeat ganon, which is what the prophet meant by "the power to oppose it lies dormant beneath the ground", which would mean they already had the idea while they were writing botw's plot. +--- 634497423 +>>634497241 +man can't wait for the leaks you will seethe +--- 634497474 +>>634497220 +Wait I double checked and I was wrong + +https://www.puncturedartefact.com/post/design-symbolism-ouroboros + +Go down to double uroboros + +Maybe Ganon will have an interesting story lol this seems important +--- 634497507 +>>634496459 +>by defeating the evil Ganon once again? +Yeah. +--- 634497525 +>>634496930 +If they're separate why do they reincarnate to them +--- 634497536 +>>634497241 +the calamity spirit using ganondorf as a meat puppet, yes. the red calamity is a living spirit, just like the green shit that infects link is a living spirit. the zonai knew the nature of what they were fighting and used ganondorf as a vessel to seal away calamity. +--- 634497569 +>>634496459 +lol +--- 634497579 +>>634497158 +But I hate Germans +--- 634497632 +>>634497525 +ganon is the demonic entity that ganondorf transforms into when he receives the triforce of power. they can easily retconn it that ganondorf was infected with ganon when he got the triforce, like a form of demonic aids. +--- 634497661 +>>634497241 +Botw bokoblins just don't look intimidating at all, they should've completely redesigned them for totk +--- 634497717 +>>634496459 +I thought the Calamity is Ganondorf's rage? +--- 634497753 +>>634497157 +Well hypothetically we have 2 phases of Ganon: +1. Ganon before he's consumed by hatred and lust. +2. Ganon after he embraces hatred and lust. + +Lifting the curse can happen either during phase 1 or phase 2. Phase 1, is optimal. You can build trust with Ganon while he's still a young man, and help guide him to understand his curse, and he will be understanding and compliant. + +Lifting the curse after he's embraced the hatred? Well, we don't really know what will happen. Maybe he will be at a point of no return. And then you have to kill him after all. That would be a tragedy. Because we learn his backstory during the game, and how the Calamity overtook him. +Alternatively, he could regain his senses. With the curse lifted, he can think more clearly, rationalize why he's doing what he's doing, and return to his old self. This is a common trope. "Please remember who you are!" I shouldn't have to explain this. It's basic media literacy. + +>>634497158 +No, it's easier to write, and the difference isn't important to the conversation. +--- 634497829 +reminder that aonuma hates what zelda is after he was told to fuck off with WW's story and direction when it flopped +totk is just a setup scam so that he can wipe everything clean and do what he wants. +--- 634497832 +>>634497342 +His legs are either matching his face color, in which case, I ask again: why is link's skin red? Makes no sense. or his legs are actually pants. Like the pants Ganon wears, and Link doesn't. +--- 634497853 +>>634497632 +Man I hope blue pig ganon is referenced in totK somehow. I love how his new design looks like WW and OoT combined +--- 634497891 +>"Do not look away — you witness a king's revival, and the birth of his new world" +What did good guy Ganondorf meant by this as he revived monsters yet again and set them loose upon the world? +--- 634497941 +>>634496459 +All he says here is that someone will inherit his hate and cause problems. That does not mean that he is doing something to the land, just that he knows that there will always be someone like him. +--- 634497964 +>>634474886 (OP) +nah +as much as we, the fans, don't like it, zelda is pretty black and white +ganondorf is the evil guy doing evil stuff +--- 634497984 +>>634497832 +In Breath of the Wild Link has multiple outfits. + +Whoever this is could switch clothes later. Also no way the mural is 100% accurate +--- 634498045 +>>634497891 +Guys is simple. Link is going to power up like that because of his fucked up magic arm. +--- 634498047 +>>634497753 +just write dorf then if you're a lazy typer, the distinction between ganondorf and ganon is significant, they are two entirely different concepts +--- 634498052 +>>634493045 +you're tripping balls, mate +--- 634498090 +>>634497474 +ahh. Neat. + +>>634497717 +Ganon's rage is only Demise's rage by proxy. +Demise hate Hylia and her lapdog. So he cursed them. Thus, Ganondorf's irrational hatred is born from Demise. Because so much time has passed since the events of SS, nobody remembers who Demise is any more. Thus, they call it calamity Ganon. Naming the calamity after the last known figure to harbor the malice. +--- 634498124 +>>634494323 +mate, ganondorf is the bad guy. plain and simple +--- 634498141 +>>634497753 +anon, ganon is a demon. and phase 1 is ganondorf. +yes its possible that you could try and get rid of the curse in phase 1... +but in phase 2 (the phase totk takes place in) its just not possible, you are literally asking a demon who's entire existence for most of recorded history has been defined by hatred and being the bad guy to become a good guy. +at the very least he'll still attack because of ancient grudges against link and zelda for kicking his shit in so many times. +--- 634498143 +>>634497964 +I mean you're right but OoT did a really good job of awknowledging war crimes by the Royal family with the shadow temple and it started with a civil war not a war between different countries +--- 634498175 +the french guy leaked companion art, ganondorf becomes a companion by the finale of the game, which is why he has two distinct drawings. +--- 634498207 +>>634498175 +>TRUST THE PLAN TWO MORE LEAKS AND GANONDORF WILL HELP US! +--- 634498209 +>>634498047 +dorf + +>>634498090 +Nothing Demise did was evil. Fuck Hylia. She was a racist demonphobe. +--- 634498250 +>>634498090 +Nigger Ganondrof hate is not irrational it was born from Link fucking up his shit in OoT, he was not born hating Zelda and Link +--- 634498253 +>>634498175 +I dont remember anything about the botw characters lol +--- 634498256 +>>634497832 +>why is link's skin red? +It's not +--- 634498264 +>>634498124 +ganondorf will be a companion and you will get btfo +--- 634498310 +>>634498256 +His skin is his hand the mural guy is white +--- 634498346 +>>634498250 +you didn't play OOT +--- 634498362 +>>634497941 +His hatred is so powerful, that it becomes a force in of itself. The Zelda writers are taking inspiration from this old folklore, where a Samurai who once tried to conquer the land, manifested after his death as a foul omen, and is said to be the blame for terrible weather, along with other bad luck. + +Demise has Hylia level powerful. Capable of contending with gods. his hatred made manifest would be like a storm. +--- 634498382 +>>634498264 +I'd love that actually, but I'm not a fool, I won't get my hopes up, as there's 99.99% chance that shit won't happen +--- 634498391 +>>634498310 +link doesn't have red hair anon...... +--- 634498453 +>>634498382 +well then see you when more leaks come out we shall see (; +--- 634498486 +>>634490779 +My only question is why the red hair? They used gold for the hand, why not for the hair? If it isn't ganon, then fuck it's probably ritsu?? +--- 634498489 +>>634498346 +Right back at you, he was condescending and thought himself above Link and Zelda and lost hist shit when he was defeated cursing both of them. +--- 634498521 +>>634495921 +Which means that Link will defeat Ganondorf and acquire the POWER to defeat the Calamity. +--- 634498531 +>>634498453 +shame this thread won't exist anymore +--- 634498535 +>>634498310 +Take your medication. +--- 634498562 +>>634497964 +Only a minority of retards here want Ganondorf to pull an anime redemption ark +--- 634498598 +>>634498175 +>which is why he has two distinct drawings +It's because he's the main villain. +--- 634498664 +>>634498562 +man has a shit ton of war crimes on his back lol +if anything, he may revive Demise +--- 634498693 +>>634497984 +Correct. However, all the the visual clues point to an inaccurate Ganon. Not an inaccurate Link. The sword is throwing you guys off. It's a red herring. + +>>634498256 +But it is. You just selected from a faded spot. It's an orange-y red. Which when faded into the yellow becomes more orange than red. But that's really besides the point. Because we know for certain it isn't the peachy color that Zelda has in the same mural. Why would they symbolically associate Link's skin with red/orange? +--- 634498716 +Why would ganondorf be a hero, hes a curse. +--- 634498776 +>>634498143 +that's true, and very nice +but Link, Zelda, and Hylia are pure good +Ganon/Ganondorf & Demise are pure evil +simple as that. they are not gray in any way +--- 634498783 +>>634498693 +Even the Master Sword, and the fact he's fighting himself? +--- 634498829 +>>634498256 +you guys are absolutely overanalyzing this shit +--- 634498830 +Alright, hear me out lads. +Link gets the Triforce of power and it makes him look Ganondorf-y +--- 634498834 +>>634498535 +Take a bullet +--- 634498874 +>>634498693 +>But it is +That's not red. +>It's an orange-y red +Right so not red +>Why would they symbolically associate Link's skin with red/orange? +It's a stylized mural you fucking lunatic. +--- 634498968 +>>634498693 + +>The King of Red Lions is Ganondorf because he's red +>Botw link is Zelda because he's wearing blue +>Tingle is Link because he's wearing green +--- 634499004 +>>634498874 +stylized murals know that link doesn't have red hair example look at wind waker old murals retard +--- 634499046 +>>634499004 +He doesn't have red hair in this one lunatic. +--- 634499130 +>>634499046 +Zelda wasn't brown skinned with a white dress and the Calamity wasn't a black +--- 634499139 +>>634498829 +Disproving a schizo trying to push his ganondorf is a good guy headcanon isn't "overanalyzing". +--- 634499140 +>>634498141 +>and phase 1 is ganondorf. +No. Ganon embraces the hatred before he transforms. The demon form is not permanent either. As at the end of OoT, they seal Ganon away in dorf form. And then he shows up in latter games, STILL in dorf form. +No, the hatred is something inside of him, despite the physical form he takes. + +>but in phase 2 (the phase totk takes place in) +Huh? We clearly see him in dorf form in TotK. Oh I get it. You're saying that Ganon is a state of mind, not his physical form? Well that's just wrong. "Ganon" is when Ganon is a pig, "Ganondorf" is Ganon when he's a human. Notice how in Twilight Princess, you fight "Dark Beast Ganon" first. And then "Dark Lord Ganondorf" second. If being Ganon was a state of mind, then his human title would be "Dark Lord Ganon". + +>you are literally asking a demon +Removing the curse is akin to removing the demon. +--- 634499148 +>>634499046 +your color blindness won't convert me into thinking link has red hair +--- 634499224 +>>634499139 +disprove ganondorf having a red tear you can't +--- 634499241 +>>634499139 +nah, I think he's a schizo too, but you guys are drawing too many conclusions from that drawing +--- 634499249 +>>634498250 +It was retconned by Skyward Sword. His hatred is irrational. +--- 634499317 +>>634499130 +They are in the stylized mural. +>>634499148 +I didn't say he has red hair you illiterate nigger. "He doesn't have red hair" means I'm trying to convince you he has red hair? +--- 634499332 +>>634499241 +what does the drawing mean too you then since you are all wise anon +--- 634499348 +>>634499224 +his tear is broken and hollow in his leaked art +--- 634499371 +>>634499332 +it's Link. plain and simple +--- 634499375 +My nigga Link about to finna dab on Ganonbitch +--- 634499380 +>>634499241 +>I think your a schizo too because you aren't pretending it isn't link in the mural +Please just go take your meds already. +--- 634499413 +>>634499249 +Skyward sword is not a real Zelda game +--- 634499426 +>>634499317 +ok if you didn't why isn't his hair blonde explain literate mf +--- 634499449 +>>634499375 +I want to stick a boulder to an arrow and see it it makes a portable ballista shot. +--- 634499463 +>>634499332 +It's a symbol of Zelda and Link fighting the Calamity 10k years ago with the Guardian army. + +Link has the colors of Power Wisdom and Courage because he has the traits of all 3. Zelda good so white Ganon bad so black. +--- 634499467 +>>634499449 +Really cant wait to make the weirdest weapons to smack monsters with. +--- 634499480 +>>634499371 +why is his hair not blonde then (; +--- 634499510 +>>634499426 +Learn how to read nigger. +--- 634499520 +>>634499480 +Because his head is on fire +--- 634499631 +>>634499510 +I read the hyrule historia so clearly I know how to read don't know if you can say the same literate anon +--- 634499645 +>>634499480 +cuz it isn't +adding a smug (; at the end of the sentence doesn't make you right +--- 634499672 +>>634499520 +wind waker had better fire than your flimsy headcanon +--- 634499751 +>>634499645 +so then we both are in a impasse concede on that +--- 634499998 +>>634498874 +>That's not red. +It's literally and mathematically red. +Orange exists between Pure red and Pure Yellow +Pure Yellow is 60 degrees on the hue wheel. Pure red is 0 degrees on the hue wheel. Thus Pure orange is Orange is 30 degrees on the hue wheel. Exactly in the middle. If we extend the ranges of these color zones, then red would be between 345 and 15 degrees. Orange between 15 and and 45. And yellow between 45 and 75. + +The two colors I selected previously are 16, and 13. So one is technically an orange. Though, perceptually, it reads as a red. And the other is technically in the range of red. Whoever drew this, chose a red color, and then faded it into yellow, which skewed it into orange. + +This is color relativity. It's what defeated so many people with bad eyes during the whole black/blue white/gold dress debocle. The people unable to see in relative perspective, saw the mathematically true colors, which were a kind of gold and gray. And the people able to see in relative perspective, saw the factually true color colors, which were black and blue. As proven by the reveal of the true dress. + +So basically, you are being a color absolutist, and failing to be a color relativist. +In pic related, I took the deepest red I could find from his hair. 8 degrees. So an absolute red. And I faded it into a random yellow of the canvas.(it's actually orange) In these clear steps, you can see that as the red fades, it becomes an orangey color. + +And again, this is all moot, because it doesn't make sense to color Link Red. +>It's a stylized mural you fucking lunatic. +Zelda is stylized with peach skin. Why not Link? +--- 634500084 +>>634499672 +I was joking. Please seek help +--- 634500118 +>>634499998 +>It's literally and mathematically red +If by red you orange red. +>because it doesn't make sense to color Link Red +Also like the stylized mural is stylized with a limited color palette and stylized proportions. +--- 634500139 +>>634499998 +>>634499998 +His hand is peach Zelda's skin is brown +--- 634500147 +>>634475741 +let me explain what's happening in this shadow + +the cycle is fated by the gods. evil is born, evil is destroyed, ad infinitum. the goat-dragon zonai are VERY autistic about maintaining that cycle. +ganondorf, way back in the past, decided he didn't want to be part of it anymore. the zonai didn't like that very much, so they sealed him away as a divine punishment. +--- 634500202 +>>634475741 +An evil guy is getting sealed. +--- 634500219 +>>634499998 +We had a whole ass game with a pink haired Link for no reason. +--- 634500293 +>>634499998 +>>634499751 +does Ganondorf have blue eyes? does Ganondorf have red flowing hair on his knees? is his hand white? does he wear blue boots? +fellas you're overanalyzing this drawing. it's heavily stylized, there isn't much to draw from here. +your meds. now +--- 634500543 +>>634500293 +dont bother arguing with them, its mostly fags and troons that want Ganondorf to be a good guy, and most of them have been harping since WW released. +--- 634500615 +>>634500147 +Nice fanfiction +--- 634500858 +So, now Zelda is the Queen, isn't it? Its weird, the only other time were Zelda was the Queen was at the end of Wind Waker, technically, also, do you think that we will get a Xenoblade 3 collaboration just like Botw and XB2? Noah jacket is cooler than the shit that had Rex +--- 634501054 +>>634500858 +Noah's jacket is still lame as fuck. Just put Veiled Sword/Lucky Seven in it +--- 634501062 +>>634500118 +It's red. And 8 degree red is red. + +>Also like the stylized mural is stylized with a limited color palette and stylized proportions. +These figures are symbolic. Red would be symbolic of Ganon, due to obvious association to his hair, and the triforce of power + +>>634500543 +I already said I'm not a WW ganon simp. Yet, this is at least the third time you've made this argument. You're the one harping on a bad point. Trying so hard to force your idea by repeating it again and again, until every other anon believes it. + +>>634500293 +>does Ganondorf have blue eyes? +No, but as the other anon said, that can be chalked up to a limited color palette. Ganon is typically associated with yellow/gold eyes, and that might not look good on the mural with a yellow background. So using the blue would just be more readable. Alternatively, giving the hero yellow eyes in the mural would give away the plot twist too soon. They have to keep people guessing, so they make it ambiguous. + +>does Ganondorf have red flowing hair on his knees? +No, but does Link have red knees? + +>is his hand white? +The hand is bright gold. Likely symbolic of divine power. Like someone with the symbol of the triforce on the back of their hand would have. TotK Ganon also sports golden jewellery on his hand and fingers. So it could be that. + +>does he wear blue boots? +Again, in my initial assessment, I supposed that his feet were bare skin, like we see in Ganon's TotK design. Ganon's skin is often tinted Green. So his feet would be green, as well as his beefy arms, which the mural also depicts. + +>>634500139 +Good one, anon. +--- 634501131 +>>634501062 +I can't take you seriously calling ganondorf ganon, they're not the same character. +--- 634501162 +>>634500858 +I'd want the unsheathed Lucky Seven instead of a jacket. When equipped I'd could change Link's magic arm into the gauntlet and give him the inner sword. +--- 634501220 +>>634501062 +--- 634501243 +>>634501131 +Already addressed here: >>634499140 +Ganon is just Ganondorf in pig form. +Not that it's important. You know what I'm saying. you're just being a stickler about about the name, because you need something to complain about. + +>>634501220 +Phew, one less idiot intervening. Great. +--- 634501432 +Approximate translation: in the Gerudo Clan consisted only of women, A man is born every 100 years +He seems to have a link with the "celestial disaster ?" that assault Hyrule but... +It's weird that they're presenting him as a mysterious Gerudo and not an evil king that was released from his seal or something +--- 634501613 +>>634501243 +it is important you gigantic faggot. there is a clear distinction between ganon and ganondorf. ganondorf is a morally complex human thief who steals the triforce and turns into ganon. ganon is an incarnation of demonic evil and will N E V E R be good, ever. intentionally ignoring that difference does a disservice to any argument you are trying to make. +--- 634501745 +>>634501613 +Explain how Ganondorf became Ganon, and then reverted back to Ganondorf. +--- 634501756 +>>634499449 +I have a feeling the arrows will be heavy and have very shitty range. +--- 634501759 +>>634474886 (OP) +It could be possible that Ganondorf and the Dark skinned blonde are the hero and the priestess of 10.000 years ago +--- 634501862 +>>634501432 +Ganon is assuming the pose from the mural, and people still doubt he was the hero. All he has to do is extend his right arm forward, and it's the same pose. +--- 634501997 +>>634474886 (OP) +Every theory here is overtly complicated so here is a simple one: +>Ganondorf was the hero but then got corrupted and became evil. The end. +--- 634502225 +>>634501745 +gameplay convenience. in ALttP the transformation was permanent. +--- 634502240 +>>634498776 +one of the plot points in SS was Hylia manipulating Link using the sexy osananajimi trope to get him to simp +--- 634502296 +>people think BOTW is connected to the old Zelda timeline +--- 634502385 +>>634474886 (OP) +New theory, this Link will travel back in time an became the Link of the old mural in Botw, thats why he wears that old clothes, he defeats Ganon there and travel back to the present to defeat Ganondorf once for all +--- 634502456 +>>634501613 +>morally complex +--- 634502476 +>>634501613 +i remember saying this exact same thing in 2013 and getting laughed at with my name on +--- 634502489 +>>634501997 +>ganondorf became evil +Anon he was evil since he was born +--- 634502525 +>>634502476 +slit your fucking throat tripfaggot +--- 634502613 +>>634474886 (OP) +Best you can hope for is if demise is in the game Ganon agrees to help you defeat him and then try's to kill Zelda or link after the fight leading to the final boss fight with ganon. +--- 634502618 +>>634474886 (OP) +i'm thinking it's gonna be a double fakeout +it starts out with him being evil, then showing hints that he might be able to redeem himself after all only to then turn his back on it entirely +--- 634502658 +>>634502296 +>people thinking time is real +--- 634502725 +>>634474886 (OP) +don't really care unless they make a zelda game where you play as ganondorf +but it'll never happen because nu-tendo doesn't have the balls to try anything new +--- 634502727 +>>634501613 +>morally complex human thief who steals the triforce and turns + +How was LttP Ganondorf morally complex? +--- 634502751 +>>634498175 +don't care about 'dorf just want to lick riju's abs +--- 634502902 +>>634501432 +Fuck I was arguing this entire thread about how its not Ganon but your post made me realize the guy in the mural id left handed. Botw link is right handed and Ganondorf up until now was right handed. I dont know if you're 100% correct but something is up with that. +--- 634502978 +>>634500858 +Replace Zelda with a Noppon +--- 634503017 +>>634502902 +the weirdest part is that both the ganondorf arts have him using a different hand +--- 634503063 +>>634502525 +someone joined my genshin game hold on +--- 634503076 +>>634474886 (OP) +i think he is pic related. And i think oic related is Link in the past as Zelda is the "brown" hilya we saw in the trailer +--- 634503104 +>>634501062 +>Red would be symbolic of Ganon, due to obvious association to his hair, and the triforce of power + +Zelda doesn't have blue and the Hero figure has blue green and red. I dont babe a point Im just saying what I see. +--- 634503195 +>>634503076 +Doesnt the Artbook call him Rauru? + +>>634503017 +OoT Ganon and Wind Waker Ganondorf does dual weild so maybe it doesnt mean anything? Idk +--- 634503206 +>>634501432 +Odds are what it means is that this Ganondorf is one not attached to the cycle do to calamity ganon still existing when he was born. basically its a excuse to have a good/less evil Ganondorf while ganon is still the villain and odds are he will get possessed or turn evil anyway and still be the final boss. +--- 634503226 +>>634503017 +Not weird. Sword sheathe is put into left hand when ready to draw. +All badasses hold their swords like that. Tossing it from your draw hand to your carry hand to draw on a hylian is kino. +--- 634503263 +>>634502225 +In OoT, it was not permanent. +In TP it was not permanent. +In WW it was not permanent. +Explain how only a single timeline has a permanent pig Ganon. What's the exceptional event? +--- 634503281 +>>634503076 +This is what I was thinking too. The characters in the tapestry are these two. +--- 634503312 +>>634503195 +>Doesnt the Artbook call him Rauru? +and? Maybe it's like Rauru is the original hero as Hilya is the original Zelda and Demise is the original Ganon/Ganondorf. +I don't know, let's see +--- 634503367 +>>634503281 +>>634503076 +he also has the same arm than Link +--- 634503465 +Everyone ITT saying dorf won't be good or a companion is just trying to protect themselves from disappointment. It's completely obvious in your writing that you desperately want to believe it but even more desperately don't want to be let down. Just relax and have faith. These are the guys who bought us BOTW. You're not gonna get disappointed lol +--- 634503494 +I like Ganondorf being evil because it makes the porn of him pounding Link's twink Hylian bussy hotter. +--- 634503504 +>>634503104 +That's a fair observation. But Zelda is presumably in her ceremonial white robes. When she acts in her divine capacity, as a Hylia figure, she's associated with white, and of course her distinct blonde hair. Hair is such a prominent feature for people. That it often takes priority in symbolic caricature. That's why I believe that the hero's hair color is of greater importance than the others. Also, his blue robe is meant to be symbolic of one of Zelda's champions. This red headed figure, was champion to Zelda. +--- 634503513 +>>634503195 +>>634503281 +there are two goat-dragons. the one talking to zelda isn't rauru. +--- 634503535 +>>634503465 +I haven't been this hyped for a game in a long time, but the Ganondorf mural shit is really stupid. +--- 634503603 +>>634503263 +clearly because ganondorf was the hero and his defeat causes him to no longer exist, instead subsumed by the demon king ganon +--- 634503778 +>>634503465 +But BotW's story was lacking. The height was the Zora's quest line. And then all the other quests felt like they were missing huge narrative chunks. The Rito quest was absolutely pathetic. You just show up, shoot a couple arrows.(You've been doing this for at least 50 hours by this point in the game), and then you're immediately flown to the divine beast. +--- 634504205 +>>634503778 +BotW was weird. they wanted to eshew tradition so much in some places but not in others. It bugged me we had the same species since forever with the Zora/Goron/Gerudo shit. Rito were only on WW but they kind of lose their impact not being related to Zora and their story was bad like you said. TotK has the Zonai shit though. Im atill mad they cut the Minish +--- 634504264 +>>634504205 +>>634503778 + +Also trying to do minimalist storytelling but normal storytelling at the same time was weird. +--- 634504376 +>>634504205 +>Im atill mad they cut the Minish +The beauty about the Minish, is that you can always assume they're there, just under your feet, not visible to the average person, working behind the scenes. +--- 634504380 +>>634503778 +There was something with the gerudo, making you infiltrate the hideout and that. +Hopefully it's expanded with the hole you fight the master by being filled with defence lasers in the trailer. +--- 634504508 +>>634504264 +This, they gave you a basic history, you want more details? Just find them lmao +I like it but i can understand if a lot of people don't +--- 634504878 +I think you guys are going to be really really really disappointed if you think Nintendo is going to break their established Link/Zelda-Ganon dichotomy for this game and depict him as good or some kind of fallen hero. +--- 634504945 +>>634474886 (OP) +its clearly 8 bit link. +--- 634505080 +Zeldafags are just extremely desperate for a story that isn't bog standard "big evil guy is bad and you beat him up" like the last 20 games. + +I mean you've killed Ganondorf at least three times nevermind Ganon, who even takes him seriously as a villain anymore? +--- 634505093 +the twist is that they're giving ganondorf the zant treatment. he's an antagonist, but the actual big bad is calamity. the zonai used him as a vessel to seal it away, and the calamity is going to discard of ganondorf when it becomes an even more severe threat. +--- 634505357 +>>634504878 +Given them establishing Demise and his curse, I Don't think it's too out of the question, or too out of character for Ganondorf, to have some sort of plot about getting out from under that yolk because he refuses to be ruled by anything but himself. +--- 634505364 +>>634504945 +Oh yeah you're right +--- 634505452 +>>634504945 +>>634505364 +where's his hat then? +--- 634505682 +>>634474886 (OP) +The hero looks too buff and redhead to be link. +--- 634505721 +>>634505452 +On his head +--- 634505841 +>>634474886 (OP) +the hero is a gerudo +when the games refer to "the spirit of the hero", they're talking about him. +ganondorf was meant to be a hero, but he was corrupt and instead became ganon. +--- 634505930 +>>634474886 (OP) +it would completely undermine the spirit of the franchise so no that's fucking retarded, i bet 90% of people to entertain this idea are zoomers that grew up watching wacky game theory videos done by matpat and his retardation shaped the thinking of a generation of gamers +--- 634506008 +>>634505930 +Im 33 all my peers jerked off over the link is dead Rinoa = Ultimecia pokegods bullshit we we were already doomed +--- 634506068 +>>634505452 +The 8bit up pointing octoroks became guardians. Its not 1:1 +--- 634506152 +>>634506008 +jezus christ brother why your autism must be off the charts +--- 634506181 +>>634474886 (OP) +is this ganondorf? +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant +--- 634506198 +>>634506152 +ESLs get out +--- 634506253 +>>634474886 (OP) +>ganondorf being the hero + +He's the king of darkness dude. He's evil, and always will be. + +That said he's also the coolest character in the series, and a very fun character in smash too. +--- 634506257 +>>634506198 +please describe what is ESL about my post, thank you +--- 634506369 +>>634506152 +>>634506257 + +Explain to me why I'm autistic for not thinking Link is dead and Rinoa is Ultimecia. +--- 634506381 +>>634474886 (OP) +No. The tapestry is showing brown zelda/hylia taking control over the calamity ganon to defeat ganondorf alongside the sheikah robot army. And btw, there is no Link. She's is doing this alone. +--- 634506524 +>>634506369 +was calling me ESL really necessary anon? i didn't necessarily mean it in a bad way it more in jest +--- 634506560 +You improperly responded to the information given to you. +Probably because of the lack of punctuation and proper grammar in the post you replied to, but comprehension wouldn't elude someone who has English as their native language. +The subject of >>634506008 is anon's peers, not anon. +Thus the individuals with autism would be anon's peers, and not anon. +--- 634506610 +>>634481168 +>>634482101 +>>634483475 +The map room isn't depicting the Sacred Realm, that's just Hyrule from 10K+ years ago. That temple in the middle is buried under what would eventually become Hyrule Castle. +--- 634506667 +>>634506560 +you know what you're right i didn't read that post properly but it's not like native english speakers can't have issues with comprehension at times so it's a retarded kneejerk reaction + +at any rate yeah fair enough, not autistic himself, his friends perhaps +--- 634506729 +Ganondorf will become the good guy and fuck Zelda, mark my words +--- 634506760 +>>634506667 +You were literally hostile first. +Don't start this "I'm allowed to be rude but other people aren't" shit +--- 634506773 +>>634506381 +Hylia is dead. +--- 634506843 +>>634474886 (OP) +Thats giving Nintendo too much credit for thinking ahead that much. I always saw it as the hero in some goofy armor since Link no longer wear the traditional greens anymore. +--- 634506861 +>>634506760 +>abloo abloo someone called autistic waaaa +stop being a pussy it wasn't that serious, seriously +--- 634507168 +>>634496491 +ganon is just a juiced up dorf +--- 634507250 +TP is not may favorite Zelda, it has a lot of good stuff but also a lot of things that i dont like, but even so, the final battle vs Ganondorf is one of my favorites of the whole franchise +And in the other hand, Botw is one of my favorites Zelda, but the final battle is ass, is fucking uninspired, and the part with the horse is slow and boring +So, i dont care if Ganondorf became an antihero or not, just give me a Botw in steroids and an epic final battle, one vs one, just sword and shield, not magic bullshit, no tricks no items, final destination and this will the peak of the Zelda series for me +--- 634507254 +>>634474886 (OP) +You'd have to be a complete fucking idiot to think he is. +--- 634507352 +>>634490516 +>but I think it'd give a nice closure to Ganonrof's arc as he's one of the few characters left who's been present through most of Hyrule's history +not strictly, as OoT Dorf died in every timeline long before whatever convergence event caused BoTW and maybe the Sheikah super-tech to come about 10k+ years ago +>Child dorf gets banished to the Twilight realm, then killed in TP +>Adult dorf gets beaten back, then sealed beneath the sea and killed in WW +>Defeat dorf wins and then gets killed by the next Link in the original +I very much doubt we're dealing with the same Ganondorf as OoT, or if we are we're dealing with a lot more time fuckery than converging timelines +--- 634507423 +>>634474886 (OP) +Ganon can't wield the Mastersword. It's obviously Link. Zelda also looks nothing like herself in that mural and more like some weird tan goblin. + +That said I do think Ganon will be a hero, or maybe anti-villain, in this entry. +--- 634507450 +Zelda = Hylia +Ganondorf = Demise +Link = ? +--- 634507479 +>>634507352 +>convergence event + + +What the fuck is a covergence event +--- 634507635 +>>634507352 +Ganondorf gets killed every game and comes back anyway. Zelda 2 established that revival is absolutely on the cards. I don't think it's impossible for them to use a new Ganon but I would be a little disappointed if they did. +--- 634507645 +The story will make zero sense as they will imply its the same Ganondorf who experienced the events of OOT +--- 634507865 +>>634507479 +whatever the fuck happened that caused the timelines to converge into BoTW over 10000 years ago +my personal theory is that whatever happened also allowed the sheikah to develop their unique technology around that time, and why it hasn't been replicated before or since +>before convergence is normal split zelda timelines +>convergence happens AT LEAST 10 thousand years ago +>the calamity arises in its current form, and the sheikah produce their technology to counter it +>the calamity is defeated, the sheikah let their tech go, due to (at least in part) an order from the king +>9900 years pass, hyrule digs up the old sheikah tech, calamity possesses it, shits gets fucked, Link sleeps for 100 years +>BoTW +>>634507635 +oh Ganondorf absolutely can reincarnate, I just don't think its the SAME Ganondorf as was in OoT +considering Zelda don't show signs of being reincarnating immortals that retain their memories, there's no real reason to assume the same for Ganondorf +--- 634507925 +>>634507450 +>Zelda is a goddess who fell from the sky aka heaven. The sky is blue. +>Demise is a demon who rose from the ground aka hell. Fire/Lava is red. +>Link repredents the every man, mankind, humans and earth. Grass is green. + +Something like that. +--- 634508009 +>>634507865 +Back up though why do you think the timelines converged? + +Ive only seen this happen canonically in one other thing and it never made sense either. +--- 634508220 +>>634507865 +It's always the same Link Zelda and Gannondorf. This is established in Windwaker. The whole reason the world had to be flooded was because Zelda sent Link back to the other timeline so there was no hero to be reincarnated to stop Ganon when he came back from the dark world. diff --git a/v/634475013.txt b/v/634475013.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6d780036660c25c6c9d06e8c5c2c285483949f4d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634475013.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1098 @@ +----- +--- 634475013 +This game is never coming out, is it? +The devs are running a very successful patreon scam campaign. It's a shame because the demo had actual potential to be one of the best 3D h-games. +--- 634475426 +>>634475013 (OP) +They're now adding denuvo to their preview builds so even people that paid money for their scam can no longer play the game, on top of that they're censoring/banning everyone on steam and patreon that complains. +--- 634475461 +The demo is great. Shame, I heard they were working on some multiplayer aspect of the game. +--- 634475769 +Lovecraft is never coming out. +Even if Lovecraft comes out, it's some weird sex always-online MMO disasterpiece. +Orc Massage is getting one update a year. +Cloud Meadow is now going at a snail's pace. +Cloud Meadow is run by the grifter who came into Breeding Season's team and killed it from the inside with artist drama. +Subverse has already disappointed. +Divine Arms got canned (this one hurt). +--- 634475841 +>multiplayer sex game +No one wants to play that shit, it's simply a scam. +--- 634475938 +Post games that have at least 2 of this please: +>Sex animations change depending on the amount of enemies +>Battlefuck combat, be it turned based or not +>More than 10 CGs and or Animations +--- 634475950 +>>634475013 (OP) +>>634475426 +>white hair +>tan skin +>toned abs +you have my atten- +>patreon scam +never mind +--- 634475984 +>>634475841 +>>634475950 +At least the tomboy character is fappable. +--- 634476312 +>>634475461 +>The demo is great. +Not usually into these kinds of vidya but is it archived somewhere? +--- 634476408 +As much as I liked the demo, I guess I'll continue to stick with VaM. I have thousands of animations/scenes, plenty of models to choose from and the ability to swap out any model with whom I please. +--- 634476479 +>>634475013 (OP) +Wow, those are some half decent good models. +Almost could pass as something from DoA. +--- 634476482 +>>634476312 +f95 +--- 634476485 +>>634476312 +The demo is still on steam. +--- 634476707 +>>634475013 (OP) +>multiplayer porn +I'm convinced the devs went insane +--- 634476721 +lmaoing at retards falling for patreon scams +You never learn. + +>>634476408 +He's probably gonna jew out and add Denuvo to 2.0 or make it online only. He was really butthurt because Gabe wasn't letting him sell community made mods. +--- 634476743 +>>634475013 (OP) +Does that mean niggerman is in this game? +--- 634476791 +so we all agree this is currently the best h-game on steam, right? +--- 634476905 +>>634476721 +Luckily, we still have VaM 1.0, I guess. There's plenty of stuff that I will never go through it all. + +>>634476791 +The first two stages are the best, it goes downhill from there. +--- 634476907 +>>634476791 +>futashit +No sorry, I'm straight. +--- 634477151 +>>634476907 +futa is the straight man's fetish +--- 634477248 +>>634477151 +Fuck off with this cope. You're delusional. +--- 634477569 +how do i play these without revealing my degeneracy on steam/swapping accounts +--- 634477654 +>>634475013 (OP) +>H-games +>opens with a western game +--- 634477691 +>>634477569 +>hide profile +>hide online status +>hide game +--- 634477718 +ntr is shit +reverse ntr is amaze +--- 634477742 +>>634477151 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyNJZ-2Dod4 [Embed] +--- 634477750 +>>634477718 +NTR with ugly dudes is kino. +--- 634477773 +>>634475013 (OP) +Who cares? Best game ever has already been out for a while now. +--- 634477794 +>>634477569 +Who are you afraid to show you play porn games to, anon? You're not special, nothing will happen if your internet friends find out. Just enjoy your porno games and own up to it if your buddies send you an lol or whatever, they'll probably respect you more if you do. +--- 634477805 +>>634477750 +I don't self insert, sorry. +--- 634477826 +>>634475426 +Denuvo doesn't do anything to someone who just records the game, right? +--- 634477938 +>>634477794 +I run a D&D campaign and I don't want them knowing where i get all my inspiration from +--- 634477946 +>>634475461 +It's so they can make money from the battlepass. I can't really call it a scam because as sparingly as new content are coming out, it's still new content. They're just never going to update the offline content because that shit is cracked and spread online the moment it's out. +--- 634477959 +futa and ntrguments starting early I see +I'd say it was a good thread but it wasn't. +--- 634477989 +Will Illusion ever step in to save 3D H-games again or will they continue to stick to releasing shitty Honey Select offshoots? +--- 634478008 +>>634477773 +>1.4+ years for 1 update just to finally fuck the short one +--- 634478157 +>>634477959 +It started with that one Anon >>634476907 complaining about another Anon's fetish, they just can't keep their mouth shut and have to let everyone know about their shit taste. + +>>634477773 +dios mio +--- 634478279 +>>634477989 +Illusion hasn't done shit of any significance since AA2. As much as it pains me, they were only good because (at the time) they were the only h-game devs that put any thought into making something with some actual gameplay +--- 634478292 +>>634478008 +Worth the wait in my honest opinion +>>634478157 +Isn't she gorgeous? +--- 634478315 +>>634478157 +I want the loli to be out already but we can't have nice things because someone fucking reported her to Steam about it. +--- 634478404 +>>634478292 +2 to 3 nuts tops just for us to do all the content in 1 day. Nah. +--- 634478556 +>wegs +>chink h games +>scams +And people just keep falling for it. +--- 634478601 +>>634476408 +VAM 2.0 is definitely a reason I'd upgrade my PC and VR setup. That shit is on a different level especially if you have the autism to create your own content. I'm mostly awaiting the next update to under the witch, new bitch looking good. Glad he decided to just do small levels instead of some open world shit he'd never finish. +--- 634478717 +>>634478601 +For me, it was the Gypsy shop owner. Ill be surprised if he tops her. +--- 634478791 +>>634478601 +What's VaM stand for +--- 634478793 +>>634476791 +>>634477151 +based futachad +>>634476907 +>>634477248 +futa on male is gay +futa on female is not gay +learn the difference +--- 634478807 +>>634477773 +What game is this one? +--- 634478834 +>>634477718 +>reverse ntr +Based. Also, sauce on the pic? +--- 634478838 +Posting some "free" games that are decent. + +https://story-anon.itch.io/out-of-touch +https://thearcadean.itch.io/corrupted-kingdoms +https://velminth.itch.io/saria-reclaimed +https://caribdis.itch.io/eternum +--- 634478891 +>>634478834 +https://f95zone.to/threads/confession-game-v1-0-1-hall-of-corruption.156470/ +--- 634479024 +My review as a certified coomer: comb through tags like "pissing" or something even more niche on f95, find some japanese game with 3 comments on the post. +Bam, you just found an amazing h-game. +If its on patreon, its shit. If its western in general, its dog shit. I have over 800gb of h-games spread across 3 hard drives, I have played everything from Violated Heroine to 4 Elements Trainer to that weird furry text scat/snuff/cub/gore game. +The gems of this genre are in specific japanese fetish games, take it from me who has wasted too many hours. +--- 634479048 +>>634478601 +I've only played Hero's Journey, how's UtW? + +>>634478791 +Virt A Mate +--- 634479057 +>>634478717 +I loved the sister personally, she looks so much like Lili from Tekken it's insane. Dealer is obviously the greatest as well can't wait to see her final boss fight in like years from now I'm sure. Shop owner is amazing too but probably my least favorite so far. I'm weak though so I turn off fart scenes so I missed like a quarter of her scenes. Can't wait for the succubus. + +>>634478791 +Virt-A-Mate, was originally supposed to be a VR thing but seems like most just do desktop mode. Using it in VR is fucking insane though I have to say. +--- 634479068 +>>634478891 +Thank you anon. Spoon-feeding me a link is the nicest gesture I've ever gotten here. +--- 634479181 +>>634475769 +Carnal Instinct actually keeps getting updates and is now moving over to UE5 with really good visuals. +But instead of embracing the Ancient Egypt visuals, they went full furry futa retard, or shall I say scaly, because atm the characters are just those retarded looking futa crocodiles. +--- 634479229 +>>634479048 +UTW is a femdom must-play, period. Only has one girl and no overworld but Dealer's scenes are real fuckin good. Pretty short as well but the voice acting, animation, and graphics are just as top-notch as Hero's Journey if not maybe a lil worse. +--- 634479317 +>>634479229 +May have to look into it, then. How's the foot stuff? It was great in Hero. +--- 634479327 +>>634477248 +>>634476907 +All super straight, dumbass +--- 634479454 +>>634479229 +>UTW is a femdom must-play +>UGGGHHH IM GONNA FART AND PISS ON YOUUU UGGHH +No thanks. That's what happens when you let your patreoncucks dictate the content in your game +--- 634479486 +>>634479181 +>But instead of embracing the Ancient Egypt visuals, they went full furry... +Oh? +>... futa +Oh. +--- 634479531 +>>634476907 +I like how people will say this about a game and it ends up being 1 futa scene out of like 100 scenes and the others are vore and scat and whatever the fuck is the one with the green stink fumes +--- 634479539 +I'm having a ton of fun playing through MGQ Paradox after putting it off for years. Part 3 soon hopefully. +--- 634479586 +>>634479024 +>The gems of this genre are in specific japanese fetish games, take it from me who has wasted too many hours. +Agreed, niche tags like "parasite" are also good. The normalfags can't take it so they shit on it, more for us I guess. +--- 634479615 +>>634479181 +I have hopes for CI. My computer crashes all the time on the newest build and it feels like two of the quests are super finicky and prone to locking but whatever, it's a good time. Looking forward to carnal level meaning something and the pregnancy mechanic +--- 634479741 +>>634479317 +Good, but I think the sister has her beat for foot scenes. Dealer, you get a bit of everything while it seems the other girls are focused on a few fetishes a piece. It's also fairly short and for most of the scenes to access you need to lose to the struggle attacks so it can be a bit annoying to see everything. Looks like even lolichads will have something to look forward to. + +>>634479454 +Yeah, I just turn off the farting scenes. I also don't think there even is a pissing scene yet. +--- 634479807 +>>634479586 +Sauce on that girl? She has girlfriend body but wife eyes +--- 634479814 +So which is better: +One girl gets a whole shitload of scenes +or +Many girls get only one or two scenes +--- 634479851 +>>634479814 +scene quality +--- 634479902 +>>634478793 +No faggot, futa is gay. You faggots will claim +>F-Female on female isn't g-gay! +And then proceed to put the biggest dicks on each and every girl in the scene. +You losers are gayer than normal gays. +YOU should learn the difference between straight and gay instead of being a coping closet fag +--- 634479904 +>>634478008 +wait can you? it has been updated recently? +--- 634479924 +>>634479807 +Same game as OP. + +>>634479814 +A few girls get a handful of good scenes. +--- 634479931 +>>634475769 +>Subverse has already disappointed. +Everyone and their dead mother knew Subverse was a scam the instant it was announced. Only a fucking fool bought into FoW's bullshit. +--- 634479953 +>>634479814 +One girl with lotsa scenes if these are the only two options. +--- 634479983 +>>634478793 +>futa on male is gay +wrong. +--- 634479995 +>>634479904 +No its been 1.4 years and counting FOR that update to come out. +--- 634480037 +>>634479983 +Lmao the faggot's can't even keep their lie straight +--- 634480045 +>>634479814 +Why not both? +--- 634480079 +>>634479814 +Go with VaM and do whatever you want. +--- 634480080 +>>634479995 +god dammit +--- 634480090 +>>634479181 +>>634479486 +>ancient egypt +:) +>furry +:( +>futa +:) +--- 634480097 +>>634480045 +You mean neither? +--- 634480105 +>>634480045 +We want completed games. +--- 634480107 +>>634479615 +>carnal level meaning something and the pregnancy mechanic +Yeah and they also promised Egyptian aesthetics (which it does have, sure), but then they started adding stupid shit like they void monster, which feels very out of space, or the fucking ice dragon (let me repeat, in a middle of Egyptian desert). +I just hope they get their shit together with the UE5 rebuild, it's probably the only WEG I'm interesting in, since it offers actual gameplay too (the pseudo soulslike combat, gearing up, crafting, quests, exploring etc). + +>>634479486 +Well it's not just that, but you have like 20 different oversized always hard dicks to choose from and then another 20 customization options for a lizard head, but only one basic head for a human with 3 out of place hairstyles. +It's clear they have a guy with clear focus on the scale futa shit and not much else. +--- 634480173 +>>634475013 (OP) +Did you really have to start with the scammiest fuking piece of shit +--- 634480204 +>>634480097 +Maybe try playing it past the prologue +>>634480105 +It's one of the few thata actually (but slowly) getting updates +--- 634480219 +>>634476791 +doesnt this game have vore? fuck t hat +--- 634480267 +>>634479902 +>YOU should learn the difference between straight and gay +Wanting to fuck someone who shares the same chromosomes as you. So an XX and XX is gay and an XY and XY is gay. +--- 634480339 +>>634475426 +>TFW I got a copy of .34 +>TFW it has a pretty damn good amount of content +>TFW I also have the original Fallen Doll +>TFW That ALSO has a good amount of content +But seriously though greed is a motherfucker and no matter how talented and skilled you are dumbass shit like what Helius is doing negates it all +--- 634480460 +>>634480267 +Straight sex is now 50% gay because you share a chromosome with a girl. +--- 634480501 +>>634475317 +what game? +--- 634480557 +>>634478838 +>Honey Select and Koikatsu aset VN's +NWF but at least you're shilling something decent with Saria Reclaimed +--- 634480563 +>>634480045 +Still just waitin on this shit to actually be done before starting it over. I don't even like the h, just enjoy seeing something actually try to put weight to the decision making. +--- 634480648 +>>634480460 +>now +It always was. +--- 634480652 +>>634479024 +--- 634480850 +>>634479181 +>he doesnt worship Sobek +ngmi +--- 634481097 +>>634478292 +what game +--- 634481153 +>>634480045 +>both +>One girl gets a bunch of scenes while the rest fight for scraps +You didn't really plan out what your response actually meant, just like SL didn't plan out core gameplay for shit. +--- 634481313 +>>634479229 +>UTW is a femdom must-play, period. +Under the Witch is the biggest fucking pile of horse shit I have ever had the displeasure of experiencing. It doesn't deserve even 1/100th of the fucking adoration people give it. +--- 634481684 +>>634475013 (OP) +>devs are running a very successful patreon scam campaign +Many such cases +--- 634481758 +>>634481684 +>Aging up the loli +--- 634481938 +>>634481758 +Was that a loli at some point? +Or do you mean in general? +I agree that it's always rage inducing. +--- 634482028 +>>634480107 +>Well it's not just that +Now that I've looked it up I actually think I've seen this before, don't have an issue with anthro babes so it's shame to hear about how it turned out. +--- 634482149 +>>634481938 +The height of your sister and I think the girl at the toy shop was changed. But the sex scene height for the shop girl wasn't changed so its even more rage inducing because it was pointless. +--- 634482167 +>>634479924 +What? No. The red head is named Bliss. I don't know why I remember this. I'm only still barely following the discord. +Wish these fucks would release an offline gallery in parallel since the actual game portion is never coming out. +--- 634482235 +>>634482167 +Disregard I'm fatigued as all shit and suck cocks +--- 634482278 +>>634479024 +name one, now. +--- 634482350 +>>634477773 +>>634478292 +Fuck off, Yosef +--- 634482393 +Any h-games where the player can impregnate their harem and still fuck them while they're preggo? +--- 634482463 +>>634482393 +Almost every Cherry Kiss game ever. Hope you like mosaics +--- 634482535 +Anons, why don't you just use your imagination to fap? It can be anything you want. I know this is anecdotal, but the best faps I've ever had were to whatever I was conjuring in my own mind as compared to whatever smut I had on my computer monitor. +--- 634482576 +>>634477718 +>>634478891 +Have no idea what reverse ntr was supposed to be when I downloaded this but so far its a super easy game. +>Ask out girl you've been eyeing forever +>She denies you in the most cunt way possible +>Year later, fall for cute nerd girl +>Evil bitch makes a game with friends to get you to confess again +>"No thanks" +>"No thanks" +>"No thanks" +--- 634482607 +>>634479814 +Middle ground. 3-5 girls are enough +--- 634482626 +>>634482535 +I imagine ur mom to fap, fagot +--- 634482650 +cUYJTRUR NTYRFVRTSDEVlksadjfglk;YHGTRsdjf;lkdsajgli;k sdfkij'lzofjvlk;zxcj bTWEVBFD JTRDESxcvjgozcdxnH k;jlgjzfdo;i tsvxcdvrASVFSDAFDGZ GFSDVXCZD TGRHEVRYTBSVZYCN J BEVHWFDSGV +--- 634482704 +>>634482576 +>its a super easy game. +Yeah, it's not about difficulty. +--- 634482740 +>>634482704 +The difficulty is in your weiner +--- 634482787 +>>634482463 +The Miel games? They're short VNs. Not really games +--- 634482816 +this game have a loli? ;w; +--- 634482832 +>>634482626 +I'll imagine your dad. What now queer? +--- 634482848 +>>634475984 +>decent character design stuck in slop ass online circlejerk hentai game +--- 634482906 +>>634482740 +Pretty much, I lost to Aoi every time she came up because why wouldn't you. +--- 634483309 +>>634482816 +The "totally not loli please allow this character, Steam" is coming. Probably in 5 years +--- 634483367 +i need something to fill the hole Summer Memories left, lad/ss/ +--- 634483383 +>>634477654 +/aco/ was made for a reason. /weg/ fags were so rampant that mods had to step in and make a board for them. +--- 634483469 +Apocalust +Apocalypse +Battle of the Bulges +Cockham heroes +Dreams of Desire +Dungeon Slaves +Home Together +Last Hope +Sexbot +Some Modelling Agency +--- 634483496 +anyone got the latest version of LUST is STRANGER from the architect ? +--- 634483551 +>>634483469 +Are there actual good looking 3d games that aren't just uncanny goblinas? +--- 634483726 +>>634483551 +Give VaM a shot. Make your own stuff. +--- 634483753 +>>634483551 +Very few and they're either +>anime +>requires a lot of effort on your part +>Rarely updates if ever +>Or is a scam +Succubus Cafe and Insult Order are pretty good even if they're mostly scene viewers +--- 634483775 +>>634479814 +>WEG +Many girls with few scenes, it's gonna be abandoned or slowly updated regardless so at least there's variety on release +>Jap +One girl with shitload of scenes, once you find one you like you get few hours of content at least. +--- 634484001 +>>634483551 +Wildlife is very good +has almost all fetishes +0 gameplay tho +--- 634484013 +>>634481684 +game? +--- 634484246 +Any more 2D simulators? +--- 634484478 +Is Subverse good yet +--- 634484539 +>>634484478 +--- 634484592 +>>634475013 (OP) +Isn't this game monster shit? I'm not big on monster porn +--- 634484821 +>>634484592 +Is this where the "Lovecraft" part of the title comes in? +--- 634484918 +>>634479741 +Is this VaM? +--- 634485106 +>>634484592 +>>634484821 +There is monster shit, unfortunately. You can hide the monster model, though... so it ends up looking like the girl is getting fucked by a ghost. +--- 634485252 +>>634482906 +>>634482740 +Does it end in ntr either way? +--- 634485406 +>>634485252 +Haven't played it, but I assume yes as in the MC's gf getting cucked by other female students, hence the reverse ntr +--- 634485443 +>>634477569 +Literally just create another account. You can even use your same email. +--- 634485447 +>>634485252 +You get ntr'd from your love interest. +--- 634485650 +virt-a-mate got a super deepthroat extension/mod +--- 634485870 +>>634477569 +>2023 +>paying for porn in any way +>not just pirating every porn game when f95 exists +you cannot be helped if you do not want to be helped. +--- 634485973 +>>634485870 +>Not paying a one-time fee to help support the devs of a good porn game. +Excuse me as I enjoy playing Karryn's Prison and Third Crisis on my Steam acclunt +--- 634486146 +I played Seal of Lutellaria yesterday and it was pretty good overall even if futa isn't my thing. Thanks to the anons who suggested it if you read this thread. +--- 634486285 +I'm playing SEQUEL for the plot +--- 634486345 +>>634486285 +idk where to start with those games +--- 634486512 +>>634486345 +https://gitgud.io/SEQUELGOD/sequel-bin/-/tree/master +--- 634486532 +>>634479454 +The guy who is making the game is a fartfag, it's not because of patreon +--- 634486791 +>>634483726 +Whats vam? Its on steam? +--- 634486994 +>>634486791 +Clearly he meant VtM, Vampire the Masquerade. +--- 634487000 +>>634486345 +Sequel Blight is a great starting point if you intend to play all of them. If you're not sure whether you'll like them, Sequel Colony is pretty much universally considered to be among Hakika's best and it should fill you in on enough from previous games to not be a problem. If you want something less story focused and more gameplay focused, Asylum is very good though it is controversial. +--- 634487086 +>>634481313 +It's just a shitty unoptimized version of JSK games. +--- 634487149 +>>634475984 +>>634475426 +NIGGER!!!! +--- 634487168 +>>634475426 +>actually paid for a ripped DOA model +anon... +--- 634487174 +>>634487086 +JSK games are kind of cool even if they are all just clones of the same two games. +--- 634487268 +>>634487168 +>that toned body +>DOA model +lol no +--- 634487365 +>>634480501 +Sex education is a taste of honey +--- 634487414 +>>634486345 +Don't waste your time, it's 12 pngs spread 10 hours apart each, not worth dealing with something has horrible as RPGM maker +--- 634487424 +>>634484013 +Spooky Milk Life +--- 634487497 +>>634481684 +censored garbage +--- 634487674 +>>634487606 +>newfag tries to fit in +--- 634487676 +>>634487606 +This is not the right way, anon. Do not misuse the wegslayer like this. +--- 634487809 +>>634477718 +Great game, there should've been an alternate Aoi route though +--- 634487825 +>>634485870 +>childhood +>I don't pay for porn lmao fuck the system +>adulthood +>I pay for porn to support creators with fetishes that appeal specifically to me +--- 634487839 +>>634487606 +--- 634487913 +>>634487606 +Hey, the snekwoman's snitties aren't that stupidly big. +--- 634488292 +>>634487268 +You wish lol. +seriously, how much did you pay? +--- 634488651 +>>634485106 +A shame. I like horror settings and the girls look good, but I don't want the monsters fucking the girls I just want them to be scary +--- 634488786 +Battle Sisters is not bad for a trainer-vn. Short, but the art is nice +The ending is grim darktho, so be warned +--- 634488843 +for me it's rogue-like +--- 634488869 +>>634476791 +Please kill yourself tranny +--- 634488990 +>>634488786 +Honestly my favorite trainer, both because of the setting and because I like the art. +--- 634489779 +>>634487606 +Swing and a miss. +--- 634489930 +>>634488990 +i enjoy the disobedient sister's big ass +especially when you smack it red +--- 634490001 +>>634487606 +I think you tagged alot more fags than you're going to get (You)s yourself so i give you a response out of pity. +--- 634490139 +>>634490001 +Don't give retards pity. +He just clicked every post, even the Japanese games. +--- 634490223 +>>634487606 +Bad newfag. You just did the equivalent of that guy who jumped up on the mcdonalds counter and started screaming he's pickle rick and demanding that one sauce. +--- 634490320 +>>634478292 +i miss when this was the only goblin game around. At least the fag shilling it didn't make me want to strangle them. +--- 634490397 +>>634489930 +I think my stand out scenes apart from training the main sister were the techpriestess, the marksman sister, and the armory keeper. +--- 634490517 +>>634490397 +there were many cheeks to be clapped +--- 634491085 +>>634490139 +>Don't give retards pity. +>He just clicked every post, even the Japanese games. +He's probably a falseflagging wegfag mad that people make fun of summertime saga's shitty art. +--- 634491095 +>>634479181 +i like the idea of it but its getting so bloated that its like wild life in that b/c of the switch to unreal 5, its kind of fucking up with my machine, and its really unoptimized for me. +Also like you and some other fags stated, its going really heavy with the futa theme, which I guess makes 'sense' because the game honestly WAS first designed with female characters main characters first but some of them are getting cartoonishly big and just clip through the already 'meh' tier animations. +also reminds me of the fact that wild life is going REALLY heavy with its new gay animations as of late, but i guess in both games, its the crowds that are giving them the most money and demands. +>>634480107 +I mean, it IS weird as fuck that there is an ice dragon, but at the same time, can't think of another game right now where I can get my dick sucked by a giant dragon, so its got that going for it. Similar to bringing >>634482028 snake women. Probably not the greatest looking out there, but hey, can't think of another game where I get a viper to suck me off. +Definitely has some things going for it. +--- 634491991 +>>634491095 +>its the crowds that are giving them the most money and demands. +Who are these people who can afford to spend hundreds, thousands on what first amounts to a student project being developed by a team of 1-3, with no qualms as to whether this is a safe, wise investment? Who are these mystery niggas, what's with their leaning towards dick (not throwing shade if you like that kinda stuff), how did they get the disposable income to prop up smalltime projects like this? +It can't just all be some illuminati shadow cabal of rich people with gay tendencies throwing their capital around, right? Like some of these people have to be little jason with his mom's credit card, maybe some others actually don't have all that much money but they're like gachafags, they aren't very wealthy at all but spending money on projects like this and on vrchat avatars really is all they have. Something like that, right? The suspiciously wealthy furries thing is just a funny meme, right? Not that there's no wealthy furries or fags throwing cash around but they can't be the *majority* of people... right...? +--- 634492367 +>>634475013 (OP) +Will this fucking game ever be finished? I think I first saw it like 5 or more years ago. +Its just a fucking sex position game, it cant take that long. +--- 634492375 +>>634491991 +Some people have do a really good job of off setting their income against their bills and end up with a LOT of disposable income +--- 634492584 +>>634491991 +I mean some are. There are definitely furfags with STEM jobs that spend their disposable income since they don't have other expenditures like kids or big families. +Think the 'mystery rich furry' bit is overplayed of how many of them there are though. Some are just regular fags who just spend their money on this shit monthly instead of gachas, b/c i guess at least with these, they can get sex scenes instead of just jpgs. And a lot of these entry points of getting a 'say so' in future animations ISNT that high (probably $30 dollars or so?) and probably don't have to be subscribed to those tiers for very long for devs to consider what you type down and are asking for. +--- 634492610 +>>634491991 +Their fetish is all they have and they throw all their money at whoever is finally catering to their niche. +Sometimes their niche isn't even that specific but more how it's presented. For example, if you just want dude on beast porn, it's probably easy to find that. However, if you want that in a not-cartoon art style while being able to customize the characters to your liking and choosing their positions, you throw it all at the Wild Life devs. +--- 634492647 +>>634478573 +Game? +--- 634492658 +>>634492367 +Lol lmao if only. The devs Helios decided to go full scumbag scammer here's a bunch of fuckery they did +>Separate the game from the porn +>Cancel the gallery +>Replace the gallery with "harem mode" an online multiplayer scene viewer where you gacha roll for sex scenes with currency you get from people liking your set scenes +>Renege on adding a new character because she looked too "loli" +>Implement battle packs and season passes +>Switch to U5 and mega fuck the game +>Implement Denuvo because fuck you +--- 634492702 +imagine paying monthly to support a game that’s going to make you pay for unlocking content and online only DRM +--- 634492776 +>>634492367 +>5 or more years ago +wtf really? I've only just heard of it +--- 634493101 +>>634477718 +>Cute nerd girl that genuinely likes the MC +>Cute tomboy that genuinely likes the MC +The other two whores can burn, but I was having a real dilemma choosing between those two. +--- 634493156 +We definitely need more sling bikini representation in H-games and WEGs, with peeking pubes, of course +--- 634493167 +>>634479057 +>>634479229 +are these screenshots from the games you're talking about or something unrelated? +--- 634493243 +I will never understand how this and that shitty western slideshow game got so many supporters. Low end spec computer? What the fuck are you donating for then? +--- 634493319 +>>634479024 +>that weird furry text scat/snuff/cub/gore game +Sounds like Paraphore... +--- 634493320 +>>634475013 (OP) +>includes tags you've filtered out +>Card Game +It's fucking VR porn, what fucking cards? +--- 634493793 +>>634475426 +yeah i'd lick her abs +--- 634493973 +>>634475013 (OP) +I tried out the recent "stress tests", holy fuck was it a cluster fuck that I've never experienced before. Constant error messages due to everyone flooding the server, and them having to reset progress like twice due to ineptitude. Project Helius has no right or expertise to do this multiplayer-only shit. It was just a clusterfuck of missing bodies, shit low-res textures due to how many people were loaded in, and other issues. Seeing how as it already has Denuvo and anti-cheat it would be nice if they could at least try to update the gallery mode instead of leaving it as deprecated. + +Everyone in the Project Helius discord thinks he's incompetent, even some of the the mods who do it for free had to call him out on his shit after the deadline he set lapsed multiple times. Everyone there also fucking hates the multiplayer-only shit because it clearly just isn't working due to his inability to do anything right. + +Also, no Galatea still which he has been hanging like a carrot on a stick for years now. + +That said, everything else about it is impressive when it actually works, like the gallery mode or the cracked harem mode. + +Anyway PH is an idiot and he should at least use that money to get actual programmers instead of doing everything seemingly by himself. +--- 634493990 +>>634475013 (OP) +I just need a new inbreeding game that isn't Free Cities or Lilith's Throne... or Lab Rats 2 + +More games where you can impregnate you mom, sister, aunt, your kids then your kids' kids and then your kids' kids' kids WHERE +--- 634494013 +>>634493167 +yeah, those are future characters in Under the witch. +--- 634494154 +>>634479024 +My problem with Japanese games is they're afraid of abs. +>play Welcome to the Adventurer Inn! +>innkeeper dialogue in a scene with a knight keeps mentioning her toned muscular body +>CG is just a generic, untoned anime girl body +>get mad and switch to a nukige titled Muscle MILF +>another generic anime girl body +--- 634494290 +I just use HS2's Studio + Chargen to make the girls (and femboys) I like. I think the perfect porn game might be impossible to make, but 30 Rock proved that wrong. +--- 634494430 +Played "Object Control" recenty. It's one of those games with absolutely dogshit gameplay that could've been really fantastic but just isn't and gameplay progression that'll make you confused as fuck, but the scenes are 9/10 plus I kind of liked the ending and the premise was cool (SCP porn game). +--- 634494460 +>>634494154 +>saber's muscled back.jpg +many such cases +--- 634494541 +>>634475013 (OP) +Forget that game lol. They are just a sex viewer sandbox and wild life already has one of those and its a lot better customizable. +--- 634494581 +>>634494430 +I couldnt figure out how to progress in that one at all so I just downloaded a full save. The dev certainly knows how to make good porn, but not exactly a good game. That said, his previous one was better and at least sort of playable. He seems to be working on a platformer with shrine maiden and monsters next +--- 634494616 +>>634494541 +Wildlife needs to add saliva trail options. +--- 634494647 +>>634494290 +>but 30 Rock proved that wrong. +Are the lightning bolts supposed to be going into or out of the wizard nipples? +--- 634494748 +>>634494290 +That's a good not-Tae +--- 634494871 +>>634482787 +>>634482463 +These games might be cheap as fuck, but they are still supreme maledom/fetish content. +--- 634494954 +Please tell me Dieselmine is working on a new big project. +--- 634495108 +>>634494581 +You need to keep getting fucked and giving birth. That's literally it, and eventually you're gonna be tripping through crowded hallways of 9 ft tall demons wanting to stuff you. He really needs to just stick to animation and let other people do the game side of things. + +Also whatever happened to that monkey girl platformer by the guy who did the Angry Birds-esque game? +--- 634495280 +>>634475013 (OP) +Do you play as one of the sleeper dudes or one of the girls in this +--- 634495365 +>>634494748 +Thank you. She was certainly inspired by Tae but ultimately kind of became her own thing. I just wanted a petite goth gf to juxtapose her partner who is a tall, very thick bimbo-type. As for her outfit, that is more or less just not-Tae, yeah. I've been playing P5R recently and wanted to dress up Rebecca (OC's name) in a similar attire. +--- 634495452 +>>634476707 +its been done before +--- 634495806 +>>634475013 (OP) +anyone know any games similar to alien quest eve? +--- 634495934 +Any actually good NTR game? I can't stand the literally retarded writing of most hentai's tropes. +--- 634495951 +>>634495365 +I'm kinda surprised you've stuck with HS for such western looking characters. I've heard VAM is good for that but I also haven't tried it for myself. +--- 634496025 +>>634476707 +Not insane, just greedy. Seeing how there is Denuvo. It's just a slap in the face for the supporters since he prioritized that multiplayer function and Denuvo over making the game actually, ya know, function with minimal bugs. + +Performance is shit, server is shit, bugs galore, etc. + +I think most people wouldn't mind the multiplayer-only shit if the game actually functioned properly. PH also promises the moon & stars and what people get is vastly far inferior. Promised better performance with the new update but apparently most people suffered even worse performance-wise with lower-res textures. Harem mode at its current state is a disaster. People waited over a year for this "update" so there's a lot of disgruntled people currently. +--- 634496121 +>>634477569 +My Steam account doesn't show my games at all, there's a setting for it somewhere in your profile. Not even related to porn games, I just set it that way ages ago out of general paranoia and it came in handy long later. +--- 634496135 +>>634495951 +VaM is what, 300-400gb large if not more? With a vastly complex and unintuitive UI. HS2 is easy to get into. Simple chargen, studio you can learn in a few days and then it's all about refinement and making what you want. Though I plan on exporting all my gals and boys over to Blender eventually.* + +*I've been saying this for almost 2 years. +--- 634496185 +when the 30yo swedes wake up with a hilarious joke >>634487149 +--- 634496260 +>>634495951 +>>634496135 +but which one does cumshots better +--- 634496296 +Alright, I want that Patreon money too. What porn game would get me the most money? But not furry shit because its the last resort of desperation that I will only draw if I am actually starving. +And game gotta be either rpg maker or visual novel style. +--- 634496469 +>>634477151 +Go be gay somewhere else. +--- 634496697 +>>634496296 +>Patreon +you're going to end up doing the same thing everyone else does because if you go outside their (credit card company) restrictions, you either change or get kicked off +--- 634496820 +>>634496296 +>And game gotta be either rpg maker or visual novel style. +No one will pay for this. There are hundreds of free abandonware games like that. +--- 634496850 +>>634493156 +we need ones where the straps are realistically tensioned and not just magical rubberbands that are glued to the body but don't exert any force on it +--- 634496915 +>>634496627 +thanks for the honest answer anon, those characters are extremely hot too. lol +--- 634496959 +>>634494541 +damn i don't remember this scene from uncharted +--- 634497058 +>>634478601 +Good to hear Under the Witch is still developed. It's literally the only good porn game I have ever played. +--- 634497143 +>>634496296 +just do a daaz model vn kuz it already sounds like its going to be shit +--- 634497243 +>>634478601 +>Glad he decided to just do small levels instead of some open world shit he'd never finish. +thank fucking god if that's true +--- 634497514 +>>634496915 +Thanks, gamer. I have an outdated exhentai gallery and an active twitter where I post this stuff somewhat frequently. I dabble with bimbos, femboys, thick, petite, muscles and futa. +--- 634497692 +coomers need a social movement desu +it's 2023 and we still dont have triple a porn games +--- 634497986 +>>634495951 +>VAM is good for that +VAM UI is a clusterfuck, HS is far easier to get into +--- 634498041 +>>634475013 (OP) +>tfw trying out the VR demo +--- 634498096 +>>634497692 +not going to happen. too many barriers and too many grifters for that to happen legitimately. And the ones TO BE suckered have already been suckered +--- 634498108 +>>634497692 +>can't sell porn games in physical stores because think of muh children +>can't sell on steam because a single valve tranny might ban it for no reason +>can't make your own store because credit card kikes will refuse to take money for it +how the fuck did we end up like this? digital was supposed to have solved all the problems but it just ended up uncovering new ones. +--- 634498190 +>>634498108 +why are credit card companies against porn? +is it a moral outrage thing, or a legal thing? +--- 634498193 +>>634497692 +Subverse +--- 634498301 +>>634497692 +In the 2000s when stuff like Playboy the Mansion, Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude and Bonetown came out I thought we were headed for a bright future with mainstream lewd games. Then we ended up in fucking puritan hell. +--- 634498384 +>>634497692 +Why don't you make one? +--- 634498406 +>>634498190 +both +they're, of course, automatically against anything that's illegal then add anything else they find morally offensive +--- 634498474 +>>634497514 +what do I search for to find those? +--- 634498613 +>>634498474 +HoneyBoy3D. +--- 634498787 +>>634498406 +this does not bode well for people hoping for AI robowaifus +--- 634499728 +>>634498193 +was a fucking joke run by fags that proved themselves, once again, to be grifters. +Their game isn't any more offensive than anything else on patreon but I'm sure they WISH they weren't kicked off the platform so they could rake in the money again instead of doing stupid shit like crypto +--- 634501790 +>>634477718 +Aoi best girl, I want a spin off with her as the LI +--- 634502181 +>>634475013 (OP) +Found some good stuff +--- 634502418 +>>634494290 +>Chargen +what's that? +--- 634503120 +Lise! +--- 634503320 +>>634503120 +Benis xDDD +--- 634503393 +>>634503320 +benis :3 +--- 634503404 +Hello chooms, can you guys help me out with a name? It’s wegshit but it’s not 3D, an anon described it as “edgelord kino” and from what I remember from the itch.io page it looked like a cross between The Darkness and Prototype and there was a goth girl hitman with massive milkers. And that’s pretty much all I can remember. Thanks in advance. +--- 634503441 +nice thread while it lasted... +--- 634503871 +>>634498613 +god I wish black women were real +--- 634503957 +>>634503404 +It's probably superhuman. It's a kino VN. +--- 634503958 +>>634494290 +hello honeyboy, make more femboy stuff and make more actual sex stuff, I want to see penis going into things +--- 634504467 +Any good corruption games where the protagonist's design is cute or moe rather than sexy? I find h-games hotter when the protagonist looks like she doesn't belong in a porn game instead of being some voluptuous curvy bimbo wearing slut clothes. +Bonus points for loli, or at least an extremely naive/innocent protagonist +--- 634504575 +>>634504467 +Star Knightess Aura might be up your alley, but it's an incredibly slow burn. I don't think any game does corruption better than it does, but it's basically a blueballs simulator with how long it takes to get to any actual sex. +--- 634505525 +>>634504467 +Oh boy you should play princess sacrifice right this instant. It checks all the points which you mentioned and it's one of the best hgames out there. +--- 634505598 +>>634503957 +Oh yes, this is it. Thanks a ton. +--- 634505708 +>>634479902 +>closeted faggot cannot stop focusing on dicks +every time +--- 634505730 +>>634475013 (OP) +>WEG +>Patreon Scam +Pick two. +--- 634505843 +>>634505730 +2 +--- 634505931 +>>634505730 +I never pay and I still feel scammed by many of those hacks. +--- 634506013 +Replayed Raiouger lately. God it was fun and hot. I could cum to the comm scenes any day. +--- 634506207 +>>634475013 (OP) +>>634475317 +>>634475426 +>>634475461 +>>634475769 +>>634475841 +>>634475938 +>>634475950 +Sounds like Irrusion wins again. +--- 634506349 +>>634477151 +True, only closeted homos would disagree. +--- 634506370 +>>634505931 +Same. The sad thing is, I'm actually a degenerate buyfag, and will gladly spend money on a decent porn game... as long as it's fucking finished. +I'm not gonna say something deranged like that Japanese porn games have unconditionally the best gameplay, art or stories, but at least they are fucking finished, and devs make money by selling finished games, not by wringing monthly payments from people by promising that future content will blow their socks off. +Nothing against game demos, mind. But if you keep updating your game with 0.01 patches monthly, then piss off. +--- 634506516 +>>634506370 +Jap devs are rewarded for selling product, WEG devs are rewarded for selling promises. +Nothing more. +--- 634506537 +>Want to keep playing eroge for the gameplay/story +>Have to wait 2-3 days for your cum to refill to have a satisfying fap +The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised +--- 634506542 +>>634476907 +sorry to hear that anon :( +--- 634506604 +>>634504467 +Sex education is a Taste of Honey is literally everything you describe + +But the artstyle will either make or break it for you and the corruption is so slow that it takes 20+ hours to even get a nude scene if you're not cheesing/following a guide +--- 634506732 +there are no wegs that aren't patreon milking scams +see- monster girl island +--- 634506841 +>>634475950 +>patreon scam +Idk, I could play it with also Fallen Doll for free if you look in the right places +--- 634506891 +>>634476791 +One of the best I've played. Fun & simple enough 1 hand gameplay, top notch pixel animations. +Succubus Farm was also very good. Different focus though it's soft femdom. + +>>634480219 +No, it has slime encasement, which you may not like but no real vore to speak of. +--- 634506939 +>retards give wegdevs money +>wegdevs give a never ending supply of content +Alot of devs are inconsistent retards who don't put out any content I suppose, but in general I've got no issue with them milking paypigs since it just means more stuff for the non-paypigs. +--- 634507031 +>>634506537 +>Edge for a couple of hours +>My balls start to hurt +Do I need more practice? +--- 634507046 +>>634506939 +>wegdevs give a never ending supply of content +yeah at a trickle of .001 worth of an update every 3 months until their "computer crashes" and they somehow lose everything +--- 634507159 +>>634507031 +No retard that's what happens when you edge for hours at a time like that, quit fucking doing it. We're all degenerates here but keep that shit to a minimum, you're gonna give yourself porn/masturbation-induced erectile dysfunction. +--- 634507192 +>>634476791 +Ehh, it’s only like two hours long, I’d say Succubus Affection is a better buy. +--- 634507513 +>>634507192 +>>Ehh, it’s only like two hours long +There's 0 padding, it's all content. I'll take that over the usual grindy RPGmaker game +--- 634507830 +>>634507159 +>porn/masturbation-induced erectile dysfunction. +Ultimate bro science right here. There's is no such thing. +--- 634507891 +>>634498108 +the solution is to this problem is... THE BLOCKCHAIN. But for real cause this is why cryptofags start wanking off to crypto. Its your money and fuck the fed and bankjews telling you what to do with it. +--- 634507927 +>>634492647 +Kokuhaku Game +--- 634507939 +>>634507031 +No generally that means you should either just cum or take a break +--- 634508112 +>>634507830 +>yeah bro, there's absolutely no potential negative side effects of beating your meat until it literally hurts or frying your dopamine receptors with increasingly extreme and niche pornography +I'm not trying to moralfag on you or anything, I'm a degenerate too, but if you seriously believe all of this is consequence-free then you're delusional. Maybe nothing will happen to you specifically, but plenty of people get absolutely fucked up from being too much of a coomer. +--- 634508258 +>>634508112 +>potential negative side effects of beating your meat until it literally hurts or frying your dopamine receptors with increasingly extreme and niche pornography +that would happen whether you were edging or not and even if it did happen you could fix it by just abstaining for awhile +--- 634508286 +>>634508112 +I edge all the time, it doesn't work like that. It's the frequency of your faps that give you desensitization. Stop beating your meat every day. +--- 634508331 +>>634508258 +Okay then you agree with me, there's no problem here. My original point stands: if you're beating your meat until your balls hurt, you're probably overdoing it and need to chill out. diff --git a/v/634476851.txt b/v/634476851.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7446d5ee0fc19987242f0df0c989cad033b2a2c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634476851.txt @@ -0,0 +1,221 @@ +----- +--- 634476851 +I tried to get into Shantae for the longest time, then more actual Metroid games started coming out after 2017 and they've warmed my shelf ever since. Are any of these actually comparable to SOTN or Super Metroid? +--- 634476980 +>>634476851 (OP) +Risky and Rotty are the cutest. +--- 634477014 +>>634476851 (OP) +I've only played the original, but it's not really a metroidvania +--- 634478875 +how to ask risky for a date? +--- 634481079 +unfortunately your thread started with risky instead of shantae so shantae fags won't be lured into posting +even though she is the cutest +--- 634481371 +Only one thats really worth playing is pirates curse, com what I played of seven sirens its good but not better than pc +--- 634481386 +>>634481079 +i think she moans the most +--- 634481473 +They're fun but are one has yet to be truly great which frankly as a fan is kind of frustrating +Pirate's Curse is probably the closest, if you do want to try one I'd play that +--- 634481545 +>>634481079 +Post more of Shantae series girls feet. +--- 634481627 +None of them are really like Metroidvanias. They have a lot of Metroidvania elements, but they all vary from what you expect in the genre in significant ways. Pirates Curse is 100% worth playing though just in general. +--- 634481720 +>>634481386 +she's probably the most however you want to put it orgasming lose control hips moving on their own character in the game but nobody will get to test that when she's so derisive +--- 634481859 +>>634481720 +well maybe we can with some gaming tools hehehe +--- 634481861 +>>634476851 (OP) +Just stick with SotN and the handheld Castlevania games. Metroid is Metroid and Shantae is Shantae, nothing alike +--- 634482089 +>>634481859 +some gaming chloroform and gaming rope +--- 634482221 +>>634481627 +>None of them are really like Metroidvanias +Really? +--- 634482318 +>>634476851 (OP) +The only good one is Pirate's Curse but in order for the story to have the most impact you have to have played the first two before +--- 634482427 +>>634482221 +Metroidvania is a silly blanket term anyway, Metroid and Castlevania are nothing alike, neither are Shantae or Monster World + +Even Collectathon has more merit as a legitimate game genre +--- 634482964 +>>634482221 +>>634482221 +I forgot Seven Sirens finally connected the map. It still isn't a great Metroidvania though. Unless you really enjoy the series there's much better ones out there for you. +--- 634483028 +>>634476851 (OP) +evil girls are made for anal +--- 634483086 +>>634483028 +this. impale Risky's ass until she breaks and becomes a buttslut +--- 634483196 +As a long time fan, they don't even come close to Metroid. Still perfectly fine and fun games, though only 1 and Risky's Revenge are close to Metroidvania style in that they have one big 2D overworld with a bunch of little secrets and caves and shit. But they also have dungeons that constitute "levels" so it's not a pure thing. Two of the later games just straight up have a level select with occasional backtracking so it's even less how it used to be. + +>>634481079 +>even though she is the cutest +Nobody outcutes Shantae. +--- 634483257 +I'll ask it again. Who wore it better? +--- 634483389 +>>634483257 +im bias and choose Risky because she hates it but it contrasts her skin tone nicely +--- 634483549 +>>634476851 (OP) +Pirates Curse is 10/10, the rest range from "meh" to "this sucks and I'm not having fun" +--- 634483552 +>>634483257 +post the one without bulges +--- 634483567 +>>634483156 +Well, that's a new one. +--- 634484593 +>>634476851 (OP) +1 is good and has aged pretty well +2 is good but not very long +3 is the best one +4 wasn't bad but had too much backtracking +Haven't played 5 but I heard it's good + +If you only play one of them play the third game pirate's curse +--- 634484634 +>>634484443 +id suck riskys farts through rottys neckhole +--- 634484765 +>>634483552 +I got you. +--- 634484897 +>>634484662 +>>634484765 +look at her pose ah +--- 634484981 +>>634484765 +based +--- 634485130 +>>634484981 +No problem, it's fun going through my Shantae folder. Man, these old nude edits make me sad. There was that one guy doing it for about 2 weeks or so but he never got back to making them for when the HD release came out. +--- 634485585 +I love Shantae +--- 634485731 +>>634485585 +i hope risky doesnt get bored and jump out the window because shantaes turn is taking too long. +--- 634487735 +>>634483156 +--- 634488358 +>>634488165 +thinn but fit +--- 634492971 +I want to see Risky take a big fat shit +--- 634493203 +>>634476851 (OP) +Need Risky and Rotty boobs. +--- 634493245 +Would Shantae be good if they were all femboys instead? +--- 634494453 +>>634483196 +the zombie does, she's spunky and a cutie +--- 634496443 +>>634476851 (OP) +God I fucking love bimbos +Confident, thick-lipped, fake-titted, sex-fueled bimbos +--- 634497294 +>>634485130 +Hey, if you are still around mind uploading them? I know the ones you are talking about and I lost a good chunk of mine. An imgur gallery would suffice. A thanks in advance if you do it cause I am gonna head to bed. +--- 634497418 +>>634497294 +I'll try, I don't even know if I have them all. +--- 634497907 +>>634497418 +I think I found some of them. I will tell ya what, you upload yours, and I will upload mine. I am interested to see if these pictures I dug up is the entire collection. +--- 634498075 +>>634497907 +Why the hell not. I'll see if I can't include other nude edits while I'm at it. But it'll have to wait a while, I'm in the middle of something at the moment. +--- 634498558 +>>634498075 +https://imgur.com/a/cra1qTc +Here are the ones that I have saved. Not sure if this is all of them either. It has been a long while since I have seen anyone post these. +--- 634498619 +I think this is the only image of risky boots that I've saved. +--- 634499509 +>>634498558 +Yup, I have all these plus a few extra more. Let me see what I can cobble together right now. Fuck, it's hard not to fap while working. +--- 634500705 +>>634498558 +rem lazar +--- 634501653 +>have to create a fucking account now for imgur with a phone number +What the shit, man. +--- 634502004 +>>634501653 +Isnt there a service like 20 minute mail but for phone number? +--- 634502052 +Oh shoot, my bad. That's just to make it public. It's still there for me since I have the link. Alright, here you go. Truth be told, I mostly only had some variations on the ones you already had. So I added a bunch of art edits I really like. There's almost nothing for Seven Sirens, which is sad because I really like the portrait art for that game. Also some choice lewds because I am rock fucking hard right now. + +https://imgur.com/a/TssLc97 +--- 634502424 +>>634502052 +>>634498619 +>>634497418 +pumping +--- 634502562 +>>634502424 +PUMP, IT +--- 634503114 +>>634498558 +>>634502052 +Thats some good fucking shit anon. +--- 634503974 +>>634503114 +It's alright, I just wish there was more. +--- 634504128 +>>634503974 +what if she tried going in there anyway haha +--- 634504383 +>>634476851 (OP) +Play Shantae: Pirate's Curse, it's generally agreed upon to be the best game in the series. + +Shantae is a game series that lives and dies on its sex appeal and charm. It has funny dialogue, amazing music, and cute sexy girls in skimpy outfits. However, the gameplay is mediocre. Shantae is a game series that suffers a lot from its core gameplay gimmick slowing the game down, and a lot of the levels being slow and tedious to traverse. Shantae was always designed to be a genie that uses belly dancing to perform transformation magic, and since being sexy is a selling point for the Shantae series the developers have always been adamant about Shantae standing still and performing a belly dance to transform being a central mechanic of the game. This is a shit mechanic. Imagine if in Megaman you were forced to constantly stop and change between the power ups for every area in the game rather than just specific areas when they are more useful, this is fucking annoying. This brings all the momentum you had to a complete halt, and most of her abilities don't even help much in going faster. + +So it's no surprise that the one single game in the Shantae franchise that's considered the best one is the one game where they decide to take away your powers and one of your new main gimmicks is a charging attack that lets you run through levels at the speed of sound. I think if the Shantae series ever want to be as good as Pirate's Curse again then it needs to find a way to make transformating more fluid and less interrupting to the gameplay, and probably give her back that scimitar charge as a default movement option. Or here's a revolutionary new idea, go 3d. The slow ass transformations don't work well for a 2d metroidvania, maybe they'd work a lot better as a 3d metroidvania. It certainly wouldn't hurt sales to provide SFM animators with a better official Shantae model than that shitty horse faced one some people use. +--- 634504792 +>>634503974 +I should push her through with my penis +--- 634505227 +Are we ever getting a new game or not? I remember Half Genie Hero being a good game but the newest one wasnt that great +Wasnt it a mobile port ? +--- 634505583 +>>634503974 +if she got really sweaty she could just slip through. +--- 634505751 +>>634504383 +I guess we're just polar opposites because I love the dance mechanic. +--- 634505985 +>>634505751 +I like it aesthetically but I don't like how it slows down the gameplay. I'd prefer if they found a way to include the belly dancing in the game without you having to stand still to use transformations. +--- 634506064 +risky bareback sex with risky on an unsafe day +--- 634506103 +metroidvania more like erectionmania +--- 634506187 +>>634505985 +I think Seven Sirens does that, but I haven't played it yet. I just love doing the little dance minigame in the GBC title every time. +--- 634506523 +>>634476851 (OP) +They're good, but only Pirate's Curse is great. The original, Risky's Revenge and Half-Genie Hero are okay to good, but the series is really heavily carried by the charming characters. I haven't played Seven Sirens yet, heard that one was also okay. +Pirate's Curse really is great though. +--- 634507215 +has noone here played sex with seven sirens? +--- 634507483 +>>634507215 +I played it when it came out. It was good but way WAY too easy, but I think they patched it and made it harder. +One thing I'm not sure if they patched is showing the little challenge caves on the map, they were a pain in the ass to track down when backtracking diff --git a/v/634478397.txt b/v/634478397.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8f4ab7050048d7d43238cf5e2908e794790e1c41 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634478397.txt @@ -0,0 +1,570 @@ +----- +--- 634478397 +Welcome to Africa, Mr. Redfield. +--- 634478508 +Welcome to Africa Mr. Redfield +--- 634478998 +>>634478829 +fuck off with your ai "art", nigger +--- 634479003 +>>634478508 +Welcome to my big white cock, bitch. + +*unzips dick* +--- 634479058 +>>634478397 (OP) +>mfw I don't care about Tribal costume removal because Sheva is naturally sexy and can make anything sexy +--- 634479079 +>>634478918 +>Real music +This is satire. +--- 634479101 +>>634478397 (OP) +>Oh look, it's a "zoomers pretend to like a game that was universally panned when it launched because it makes them seem quirky and unique" episode +--- 634479165 +>>634479003 +>wow anon it's almost as big as mine +--- 634479321 +>>634478397 (OP) +Happy to be here. +--- 634479368 +>>634479058 +Well I want to see the Tribal costume come back +--- 634479502 +>>634479101 +>How to out yourself as a friendless zoomer +Seek god. +--- 634479549 +>>634478998 +seethe +--- 634479593 +>Positive? +>I am honored to continue the Redfield bloodline... +--- 634479748 +>>634479593 +Oh, thank God. Let me know when you're done fucking my sister. +--- 634480040 +>>634479690 +Who’s the bottom left good sir? +--- 634480237 +Sheva doing her best! +--- 634480301 +Reminder that RE5 had a "where are the boobs" button. +--- 634480408 +Office lady Sheva +--- 634480429 +>>634478397 (OP) +Predictions for RE5 Remake: +>Still set in Africa +>Chris, Wesker, Jill, Excella, and Irving are the only white people in the game +>No teams from BSAA North America. All teams will be from BSAA West Africa and 100% black +>African rebels will also be fighting against Wesker's forces - early concept for Sheva was the leader of one of these groups rather than a member of the local BSAA branch - Sheva maybe be BSAA or a rebel this time +>No black enemies. All baddies are mutated white mercenaries that Wesker brought with him and then infected. +>Jill's mind control device will be attached to the back of her neck, not between her boobs +>Jill will still look exactly like she does in RE3Make/Death Island, no blond hair, no ponytail, nuJill model +>Chris will be berated at least once by an African NPC who will say they can't tell the difference between him and Wesker, since they both bring death and destruction to Africa with their white colonialist machinations. +--- 634480495 +Cranking and releasing for Sheva! +--- 634480514 +>>634480015 +>>634479938 +>>634480096 +>>634479593 +>>634479469 +>>634479368 +>>634480301 +Cut. There's no way they're putting the tribal bikini back in. +--- 634480571 +>>634480429 +>Predictions for RE5 Remake: +My prediction is that it's not going to get a remake. Too controversial in [Current Year]. RE6 probably won't get a remake for that matter either, as Capcom would rather just forget about it and it would take too much to fix and remaster at this point. The only other game that will probably see a remake is Code Veronica or, if we're lucky Outbreak +--- 634480651 +>>634478397 (OP) +>RE5 thread +The autistic Chilean will start spamming this thread any second now. If you see any of the following images it's 100% him: + +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/jNSXjRrlSax7Ox9yZYfGzQ/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/WDthCHxwYlJ2Ry6LaBFfWg/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/ufZFemxfRJUAFbKC_iorMg/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/hs3IJY_IPaW3oBwC9ZtWyQ/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/-82041s-Lx-YLNZQA6HorQ/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/image/cKau4PPCqW_fvKaZ85UmBQ/ +--- 634480760 +>>634480571 +>My prediction is that it's not going to get a remake +It sold more copies than OG RE4 and that got a remake. +--- 634480789 +>>634480571 +It's easy enough to remake RE5 in current year by making all the enemies white, like I said. And making all the blacks stronk and equal partners in the fight, rather than just support for Chris and Sheva. +--- 634480808 +Sheva shoulder blades... +--- 634480898 +>>634480789 +>And making all the blacks stronk and equal partners in the fight +You mean like in RE5, faggot? +--- 634481016 +>>634479690 +>all mixed +niggers always lose +--- 634481019 +>>634480898 +Yes, but even more so. Admittedly, that's really how it should have been in the original, but ironically the people crying about racism got a bunch of whites and hispanics shoehorned in. +--- 634481036 +I'm not a fan of her little red riding hood outfit. It gives her skin a really wierd tone +--- 634481439 +>>634480015 +those tribal markings on the body are pretty sexy. is it like a fertility enhancing ritual or what? +--- 634481558 +>>634478397 (OP) +currently playing it with a trainer so i can play as wesker instead. works online too, pretty fun. +https://files.catbox.moe/ypbk1b.mp4 +--- 634481574 +>>634481439 +for attracting white mates +--- 634481747 +>>634481439 +She's going to continue the Redfield lineage in Africa. +--- 634481769 +>>634481072 +>ghetto crunch +nasty +--- 634481904 +>>634480514 +Then what’s the point in playing that piece of shit? +--- 634481921 +>Welcome to Africa, Mr. Redfield. +--- 634482180 +>RE5remake +>Vendetta writer finally gets to fulfil his desire to write Sheva by writing the remake script. +Yeah, I'm thinking it won't happen +--- 634482684 +Welcome to Africa, Mr. Redfield. +--- 634482715 +>>634482180 +>another remake +>an internal and higher budget production meaning much more overhead & scrutiny. +monkey's paw, just let him write more movies or series +--- 634482878 +>>634482715 +Unfortunately if he does just stick to writing the movies, Capcom won't ever give him a chance aat Sheva. +Man's never getting his dream. +--- 634482967 +>>634482878 +eventually they'll run out of neglected supporting girls to cameo in leon & chris' adventures and have to +--- 634482991 +>>634481010 +hottest webm in the thread ngl +--- 634483074 +>>634482967 +That's when they start bringing back movie characters as supporting girls. +Just you wait for Helena and Angela Miller to share screentime. +--- 634483163 +>>634479101 +>universally panned at launch +The only reason RE6 came out the way it did, is because it wasnt panned nearly enough. +--- 634483396 +Welcome to Africa, Mr. Redfield. +--- 634483459 +shex with seva +--- 634483689 +You DON’T have to be so touchy… +--- 634483821 +>>634483396 +she didn't say that +--- 634485843 +Ah yes the black women cooming thread +--- 634487951 +>>634480514 +Which is why there shouldn't be a remake +--- 634488024 +>>634481317 +Umm... Sauce? +--- 634488097 +>>634478918 +>Niggress acting and dressing like a white e-girl +>Grifting the weeb segment +It's funny how these thots want to come across endearing when they're literally just throwing the widest net. Open up any of their twitters and youll see 3 softcore porn selfies with the caption "ANY VIDEO GAME LOVERS??" +--- 634488310 +>>634488097 +the sad part is that it works +--- 634488415 +>>634480514 +The tribal bikini is stupid. The reason why the Kijuju oil workers are in war paint and straw skirts is that it's their traditional ceremonial getup and the master plaga infected someone who was in a festive mood. If Sheva is going to get a a traditional costume, it should actually attempt to resemble something that is or was worn by women in whatever African culture Sheva originates from. A leopard skin pattern bikini is not that. Keep the skin paint, but change the clothes into something actually African. +--- 634488769 +>>634488415 +Well they couldn't have her going around in the game topless now could they? +--- 634489250 +>>634481558 +That AI-generated diatribe exposes the author as an RE4 secondary the moment it whines about the lack of tank controls. They're not OG Chads. RE4 remake isn't bad because it ruined RE4. It's bad because it didn't fix what RE4 did wrong. The linear level design, the algorithmic loot drops and combat incentivization, dopamine-drip incremental upgrades, unlimited saves, etc. RE4 only has "tank controls" because the Gamecube controller's layout is incompatible with twin stick console shooter controls, and the only reason you pretend to think that tank controls were good in RE4 is that you want to believe that it's a real Resident Evil game. It was the first game in the series you played, and you really want to try the games that came before, but the clunkiness, oh the clunkiness. +--- 634490908 +>>634481558 +It has to be noted that this meme was created by an extremely low IQ subhuman whose entire personality revolves around the hatred of trannies. +--- 634491034 +For me it was Fairy Tale. Once that outfit came out, I never went back to anything else. It was just so perfect +--- 634491197 +For me it was the Party costume. +--- 634491353 +>>634480624 +Good lord.... +--- 634491360 +Sheva is the number one piece of evidence that the whole "/v/ hates black people" stance holds no weight. +How. Capable. No obnoxious at all. Team player. Does her job. +--- 634491408 +>>634478918 +she looks like she has a deku body pillow +--- 634491518 +For me it was genuinely her default outfit +--- 634491539 +>>634481574 +Urge to colonize rises. +--- 634491691 +>Sheva thread +Always based +--- 634491726 +Guys, you ever think we're going to go back to a time when games could be fun and silly again? +I mean, who the fuck still cares about sexy women in games and whether they're "harmful"? Most people have moved on, right and with the explosion of cosplayers and titty streamers, no one thinks it's harmful to women. +--- 634491831 +It's a shame, knowing Capcom are going to change RE5 radically. + +There is absolutely no way they'll keep RE5 as it is. I was quite fond of the RE2 remake and RE4, but 5 is going to get shafted hard just because it's set in Africa. +--- 634491954 +>>634491360 +>Capable. No obnoxious at all. Team player. Does her job. +That's literally all you have to do. Make the female character capable and does her job. That's literally it. No obnoxious shit about muh gender, muh struggle, muh society. + +It's such a simple fucking thing yet 90% of devs don't understand and think the brownie points from such an insignificant crowd outweighs the massive backlash of your game immediately failing +--- 634492030 +>>634491360 +Sheva is okay on /v/ because she makes people horny, that's always been the case from brown skinned characters made by Japan. + +Doesn't make /v/ any less racist, and proud of it. Acting otherwise is liberal cope +--- 634492032 +>>634479549 +Yes, what's your point faggot? +--- 634492046 +>>634491954 +I know, right? Just make her a regular human being instead of a caricature. +--- 634492171 +>>634479165 +Pure fucking chaos. +--- 634492198 +>make best Resident Evil girl ever +>never bring her up ever again, doomed to always be stuck in Resi 5 and never appear anywhere else +w-why... +--- 634492334 +>>634492198 +Hasn't even been in any of the weird spinoffs either, has she? +--- 634492604 +I am willing to be that there are at least 10 gaming rags right now hoping to someday write about how racist the remake will be, unless they do actually change the location or simply just the race of the enemies. +--- 634492918 +>>634492334 +No, not even as a mercs character. +--- 634493182 +>>634492918 +Capcom is hoping to just sweep her under the rug. +--- 634493382 +>>634493182 +nah that's just how they treat all their one & done supporting characters +--- 634493430 +>>634478397 (OP) +>Africa +Who the fuck says this? +You name the country, not the continent . +--- 634493521 +>>634493430 +Most people are completely unfamiliar with the geography of Africa... especially when the game was set in a fictional country. +--- 634493527 +>>634478918 +What kind of Black men she dates? +--- 634493607 +>>634493527 +anime niggas +--- 634493643 +>>634490908 +Huh? I've had this image saved for years... +--- 634493720 +>>634493527 +She has a White bf. +--- 634493747 +>>634479593 +Thank you Sheeva. I'm so glad you agreed to fuck my sister. +--- 634493792 +>>634480429 +They better not ruin Josh +--- 634493806 +>>634493430 +It sounds more emphatic idiot. +>Welcome to Wagga Wagga, Redfield. +Would sound more casual. +--- 634493905 +>>634478397 (OP) +>sent in a Deep Africa +>10/10 hot mulatto woman shows up and attends you + +Very realistic, Capcom. +--- 634493916 +>>634493430 +its to emphasize how much of a foreigner both chris and you the player are, it's setting the stage +--- 634493918 +>>634478397 (OP) +What ethnicity is she supposed to be? She doesn't look black +--- 634493929 +>>634493643 +I think he meant the YWNBAW meme, probably a seething tranny himself +--- 634494103 +>>634480624 +>>634491691 +Where can you even find black girls like that? Definitely not the hood +--- 634494169 +>>634493905 +>>634493918 +Let me guess, black women have to look like these, right? +--- 634494207 +>>634493918 +west african +--- 634494221 +>>634478918 +>Nigger wears wig, cakes makeup and uses filters +>Still looks like a baboon in a dress +Gross, just hang them all. +--- 634494285 +>>634493918 +it's deliberately vague, some francophone country. her face model is mixed south african +--- 634494293 +Black women don't date White men though. +--- 634494313 +>>634478397 (OP) +--- 634494356 +>>634494169 +retard alert +--- 634494359 +>>634494293 +I dated a black girl in HS. Both of us were on the track team. +--- 634494434 +>>634494356 +Says the racist. +--- 634494451 +>>634493806 +But Wagga is in Australia. Actually changing RE5's location to Australia and making Sheva abbo would be an improvement. +--- 634494550 +>>634494293 +Why are there so many WmBf channels popping up then? +--- 634494638 +>>634494434 +I think you have me confused with your boogeyman. +--- 634494645 +>>634494293 +Im a white mans whore +--- 634494696 +>>634494451 +And we'd still get crocodile enemies +--- 634494702 +>>634494638 +I'm neither /pol/ nor reddit. I have no boogeyman. +--- 634494729 +>>634493430 +To be fair, for RE4 they also just say a country in Europe instead of just saying Spain. Capcom really doesn't want to say the countries. +--- 634494759 +>>634494550 +Those are all fake couples. + +They just want views. +--- 634494826 +>>634480571 +remake is 100% confirmed in re4 remake ending +--- 634494861 +>>634494285 +>some francophone country +They just speak Swahili so not necessarily francophone. +--- 634494906 +>>634494169 +Black women should have black women features, yeah. If that's what you mean. +--- 634494935 +does steam always delete your save when you uninstall re5? +--- 634494998 +>>634494935 +Unless the game has cloud saves which I doubt, yes it deletes everything. +--- 634495014 +>>634494861 +sheva isn't from the kijuju area, the francophone thing is specifically mentioned in her background file and is pretty much the only kind of concrete fact about her home country you get. +she does have a few swahili lines for mercs though, but i think they aren't actually used ingame +--- 634495056 +>>634494702 +This >>634494169 says otherwise. +--- 634495059 +>>634494906 +There are pretty black women features, and do-gooder white liberal interpretation of black women features + +t. Black femcel +--- 634495070 +>>634479748 +lel +--- 634495095 +>>634494935 +it just puts it in your steam userdata folder +--- 634495149 +>Make character have the peak female beauty standards for that ethnicity +>No one complains + +Why can't devs understand this? +--- 634495169 +>>634495059 +I wish to oil your body, nubian queen. +--- 634495295 +>Sheva + +Was the Black audience of the time even positive for her inclusion? +--- 634495362 +>>634494451 +>abo Sheva +Already been done and she still ends up playing second fiddle to the chinese bitch in a red dress anyway kek. +--- 634495539 +>>634494293 +tremendous cope +i could do this all day, with females of any race btw +asians, blacks, and latinas are the worst for it though +they can't get enough baka +--- 634495672 +>>634480514 +desu i think in this case it could be kept in because sheva is black remember, blacks are ok to be empowered and sexualized. +--- 634495730 +>>634495672 +>blacks are ok to be empowered and sexualized. +When was the last time you saw a hot black woman with big tits in any media within the last 5-8 years? +--- 634495956 +>>634495059 +>There are pretty black women features +I said nothing about "pretty", just that Sheeva doesn't have black woman features. Sounds like YOU are the one who thinks black women aren't pretty. + +Also YWNBAW etc etc etc you know the drill. +--- 634496027 +>>634480175 +FUCK +--- 634496043 +>>634478397 (OP) +How bad is Sheva going to get uglified in the RE5 remake, assuming it will ever get a remake? +--- 634496097 +WMBF is the high testosterone man's relationship +--- 634496235 +>>634495730 +this chick in cyberpunk +--- 634496376 +>>634496043 +Here's your new Sheva bro +--- 634496450 +>>634496235 +Haven't played it yet, got anything else? Because that's just an exception +--- 634496631 +>>634492334 +She's in Dead by Daylight +--- 634497386 +>>634478397 (OP) +Welcome to Africa, Mr Redfield +--- 634498305 +>>634497386 +SEXO!!! +--- 634500428 +>>634478397 (OP) +Welcome to McDonalds, Mr. Redfield. +--- 634501041 +>>634480429 +>>634480514 +>>634482180 +>>634491831 +>>634492604 +>>634496043 +Imagine actually giving a single fuck about the tripe nu-Capcom produces. Everything after Vendetta is not even canon. You don't need to wonder how it will be like, you already know what it will be like. It will be soulless, bland, safe garbage with terrible character models, script and acting, + +RE is dead. +--- 634501569 +>>634501036 +Literally me except with Mexican woman +--- 634501627 +>>634501569 +are you from texas or something? +--- 634502148 +>>634491408 +>a deku body pillow +? +--- 634502256 +>>634491408 +you don't? +he's the coolest +--- 634503218 +>>634491691 +SEXO +--- 634503325 +>>634492198 +>never bring her up ever again +The problem is that she was an entirely new character with zero connections to any of the original cast. She only worked with the African division of the BSAA so unless future games plan to take place in some African jungle, you won't really see her globetrotting like Chris and Leon in China. +--- 634503427 +>>634503325 +chris is supposed to part of the north american BSAA but that never stopped them from having him be operating wherever a story needed +--- 634503590 +>>634501036 +Literally this. I hate non-whites and I feel if I ever got with a spic or a nigger I would end up snapping her neck. +--- 634503750 +>>634501036 +this got me thinking +i would date any girl but for some reason i exclude Indian and middle eastern girls +I'd date a cute Indian girl +--- 634503819 +>>634503750 +you know those girls are the hairiest of all ethnicities right? +--- 634504147 +>>634494293 +Courtesy of /tv/ +--- 634504394 +I'm a huge racist, but I want to colonize a negress. +--- 634504747 +>>634504147 +/r/ing zoe saldana version of this +--- 634504823 +We welcome you to Africa, Mr. Redfield. +--- 634504983 +>>634478918 +>instead of real music +--- 634504984 +>>634503819 +That's the best part +--- 634505808 +Sheva +--- 634505875 +is +--- 634505935 +a +--- 634505986 +miracle +--- 634506037 +of +--- 634506089 +the +--- 634506149 +universe +--- 634506224 +>>634503325 +They won't do anything with it but the connection is there. Re8 ends with the whole BSAA using bioweapons so having Sheva show up as part of some elite squad would work +--- 634506351 +>>634479101 +I'm a zoomer and I played the shit out of RE5 in splitscreen with my friends. Kill yourself, Millennial loser. +--- 634506470 +>>634481439 +only scum like tattoos +--- 634507778 +>>634506470 +those arent tattoos you absolute mongrel pea brain +--- 634508130 +>>634480514 +They will and it will be a costume for Claire, because we know Chris made Sheva wear it anyway but Claire is running out of time. +--- 634508272 +>>634479469 +this is how I want to die +--- 634508452 +>>634480429 +Capcom bends the knee to Amerishart sensibilities if they were too scared to keep something as minor as gendered jokes in RE4 aint no way they are having it in Africa killing negros +they will probably just turn CV into RE5 lite or some shit diff --git a/v/634478983.txt b/v/634478983.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a097198128c84f6c15dae26c9af6f3803c8c971a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634478983.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +----- +--- 634478983 +Do you have a favorite video game character that you're particularly drawn to? You know, the ones you just can't help but adore and feel attached to, ones you would be willing to marry and spend the rest of your life with? I'd love to hear about them and maybe see some screenshots or artwork of them. It's always interesting to compare notes and see which characters resonate with different people. So, feel free to share any thoughts or images you might have on this topic. I'm looking forward to seeing what you've got! +--- 634479039 +I love my wife Bernie! +--- 634480115 +Holy smokes, OP. I think you may have overdone it a little. +--- 634480128 +My wife Laetitia is so cute! +--- 634480198 +>>634480115 +I don't think he did, but there's a thread already +--- 634480252 +My dreams are filled solely with Neptune. +--- 634480318 +>>634478983 (OP) +>Thought that was Ginny Knights from the thumbnail +Still a good choice but I am saddened that it isn't. +--- 634480367 +Anyways, my wife Iroha! +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/634359029/#q634470687 +And jannies be damned, Raikou's rad as hell Psylocke cosplay will not go unacknowledged! +--- 634480687 +>>634480198 +This one specifies marriage partner rather than a mere crush, so I'll sink with this ship I guess. +--- 634481428 +Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will. +--- 634483695 +Wifu +--- 634484748 +My heart beats for the dragon. +--- 634487614 +>>634478983 (OP) +I don't know about marriage but he means the world to me +--- 634487715 +>>634478983 (OP) +I love Felicia with all my heart. +--- 634488717 +>>634487614 +he should have stayed in SA2 like Tikal and Gamma were only in SA1. +--- 634489253 +>>634488717 +Disagreed. I forgive sega for including him in Heroes. He was still cool. +--- 634489551 +For me, it's Towa. +--- 634489851 +These threads are always nice. +--- 634490110 +I love Lysithea! +--- 634491415 +Night night. +--- 634491925 +>>634491415 +--- 634492361 +>>634478983 (OP) +Y'shtola is waifu +Y'shtola is laifu +--- 634493821 +wi-fu +--- 634493975 +>>634493821 +Wai-Fu, the most deadly martial art known to man. +--- 634494218 +>>634493975 +Every waifu was kung fu fighting +Those girls were fast as lightning +In fact, it was a little bit frightening +But they fought with expert timing +--- 634494336 +>>634493821 +Wai-fufufu +--- 634496560 +Yes +--- 634497180 +Something about this guy. +--- 634499974 +>>634493821 +Im guessing this is some sort of art or exercise +--- 634501203 +>>634496560 +No. Maybe. I dont know. +--- 634502809 +What kinda drinks does waifu like? +--- 634503356 +>>634478983 (OP) +Yeah I'd marry the rabbit who's shorter than mario and has no pants +--- 634506453 +I want to ganbarimasu with my ii egao alongside Shimamura Uzuki. +--- 634507375 +extra plant diff --git a/v/634478987.txt b/v/634478987.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4fa42c52683d67089d26ecc56bf54fb89eabc7a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634478987.txt @@ -0,0 +1,253 @@ +----- +--- 634478987 +choose - left, middle, or right +--- 634479029 +>>634478987 (OP) +Middle +--- 634479275 +>>634478987 (OP) +Left +--- 634479405 +I have never seen a vagina +--- 634479534 +the superior choice +--- 634479553 +>>634478987 (OP) +What game is this? 'simgirls' doesn't mean much +--- 634479634 +>>634479553 +literally google simgirls +--- 634479652 +>>634479553 +Holy shit. Wait a minute. This is that game I played like 20 years ago on newgrounds.... isn't it. +--- 634479775 +>>634479652 +>>634479553 + +This is best girl +--- 634480203 +>>634479275 +>>634479775 +>choosing the giga slut left girl +>or choosing the fart fetish right girl +>not choosing the based pure virgin super genius time travel inventing childhood friend middle girl girlfriend +--- 634480993 +>>634478987 (OP) +None of them are a tomboy. +I choose none. +--- 634481039 +>>634478987 (OP) +um, left? I guess? none of them look that great. +--- 634481343 +>>634478987 (OP) +I can't believe I'm feeling nostalgic for a fucking flash porn game. +--- 634483434 +>Pick Right +>Endure the fart fetish because she cute +>"Oh anon, I've realized you truly love Your Friend and won't stand in the way, go race to her on your time machine that you were totally working on" +--- 634484154 +>>634479534 +based and gyaru pilled +--- 634484349 +>tfw discover DNA^2 years later +--- 634484476 +If you decompile the game with JPEXS you can see how much of a dumpster fire it was underneath. Every kiss animation? Every date spot? etc, copy pasted on the root timeline. +I don't know if it's all due to Flash 6, but its contemporary competitor Love Hina in Flash 8 is almost sensibly modular. +--- 634484689 +>>634484476 +I mean to be fair, I would have never assumed that random flash porn game with hentai scenes drawn in mspaint was going to be programmed well. The dev was probably some weeb in highschool +--- 634484763 +>>634478987 (OP) +Choose carefully +One of those girls is a fart fetish trap +--- 634484808 +It lost its soul when it started using fucking bitmaps. Just look at the "new" overworld. +--- 634484979 +>Have to write down a bunch of information about the girl on paper before dates to get past them +>Reward is a fart scene +--- 634485160 +>>634484979 +>master simgirls and myriad other flash porn games on newgrounds +>get girlfriend in real life +>for some reason she never spontaneously quizzes me on her blood type then bra size and rewards me with sex afterward +--- 634485208 +>>634485160 +your girlfriend might be broken +--- 634485326 +I choose Slutty McSlut. +--- 634485858 +what the fuck man i just finished this shit on /f/ +is this some psychological attack on me? +--- 634485919 +>>634478987 (OP) +testbug will pick all of them +--- 634485972 +>>634478987 (OP) +Well in early versions left was all content existed for so left +--- 634486195 +>>634484979 +The girls in the game are ripped off an anime called DNA^2, where a guy becomes a mega playboy and impregnates a shit ton of women causing problems in the future because everyone's related. So they send the blue haired girl back in time to identify the playboy and make him a neutered incel. She finds him, but then accidentally shoots the wrong drug into him which turns him into the playboy to begin with. + +Anyways, the farting is actually from the show, the girl farts when nervous and is super insecure about it. +Then some shit happens and the mc fights the rival swimmer guy in a mansion with super powers or something. The hot one goes back with the reformed villain, the mc gets with his childhood friend. +--- 634486237 +>>634485160 +>tfw you find out that in real life you don't seduce women by caressing their shoulders, then caressing their elbows, then caressing their thighs, then sequentially continuing in this manner until finally ending up at anal sex +--- 634486257 +>>634478987 (OP) +Left is the hottest and as I recall the only one you get a see a proper sex scene with +--- 634486323 +>>634479652 +It sure is +--- 634486328 +>>634478987 (OP) +newgrounds kino +--- 634486334 +>>634486237 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJw8efaDgl4 [Embed] +--- 634486385 +>>634484476 +Yeah but Love Hina is a giant letdown with little to no nudity and maybe 5% as much gameplay as Simgirls. +--- 634486459 +>>634486328 +>newgrounds kino +Newgrounds and Flash really were full of soul, for all of their faults. +--- 634486467 +>>634486195 +https://youtu.be/NprEAwYs4OQ [Embed] +--- 634486563 +>>634486385 +it's a better base to build on is my point. most of simgirl's dev issues were self-inflicted. +--- 634488596 +>>634486195 +So it’s like that one show with the girl and the halo angel +--- 634490351 +>>634486257 +Later versions do add a lot more actual sex scenes. we just played when the game was more barebones +--- 634490462 +>>634486563 +kind of explains why that sequel project thing never came to fruition +--- 634490554 +stop talking about my wife Tomoko +only I fuck her +--- 634491641 +>>634490554 +WATAMOTE?? +--- 634491763 +>>634480203 +yeah I'll go with the super slut +sluts are the best +--- 634492058 +>>634486334 +I used to get hard as a rock when I heard that song, but now i only get an intense feeling of nostalgia. Fuck, time flies by +--- 634492346 +>>634478987 (OP) +This will always hold a special place for me. Being also the first manga I read. +--- 634493368 +The correct ship is Asuka and a coffee mug. +--- 634494320 +>>634478987 (OP) +I remember playing this game but I don't remember a goddamn thing about it. +--- 634494490 +>>634486237 +If a woman lets you rub her shoulders, she's already into you +--- 634496231 +>>634478987 (OP) +Did they ever finish this? I remember it being incomplete +--- 634496356 +>>634478987 (OP) +It's been decades, but i think i choosed the one on the left. +--- 634496615 +>>634479534 +The superior selection + +Left - middle - right. +--- 634496652 +>>634496231 +It's finished with like 5 or 6 endings, including a harem one. +--- 634496735 +>>634486237 +I worked through that entire repertoire with my first girlfriend +--- 634496806 +>>634484349 +literally me lmao +--- 634498196 +>>634478987 (OP) +Did anyone ever get the updated version of this? Or is it lost media at this point? +--- 634499039 +>>634478987 (OP) +left. God, always left. +--- 634499590 +Now 'this' is called prime gaming. +--- 634499825 +>>634478987 (OP) +Charles +--- 634499960 +>>634478987 (OP) +None of you fucks actually race car during the dates right? +--- 634500256 +>>634488596 +dokuro-chan +Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi! +--- 634500304 +>tfw tried and failed to become an engineer after being exposed to calculus in Kramer's Hentai Adventure 3 + +when will this sick grooming end +--- 634500780 +>>634490462 +the lovemore sequel actually came out in 2015. it was alright but yeah nothing else really got that far. i think his website has also been shutdown for a few years now +--- 634501213 +>>634498196 +just wait for the remaster +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aoa5zpBClg&t=33s [Embed] +--- 634501445 +I literally just finished watching this show +why is this thread here +are you stalking me +--- 634501482 +>>634484349 +What's that +--- 634501525 +>>634496615 +Dey aw arr rook same! +--- 634501648 +You guys talk about Newgrounds like it's dead. It's got new uploads every day. I actually played both a new and a retro flash hentai games a few hours ago +--- 634502129 +Ichigo 100% is one of the worst things ever made, this game is unironically better than the manga. +Anime ED is the best thing though. +--- 634502413 +>>634501213 +>3d remake of 2d eroge +this is gonna be another mirror 2 isn't it. +I guess that playmore resort island project of his is more offically dead as well now +--- 634502457 +>>634499590 +I was disapointed when I watched eva to see shinji wasn't actually that retarded. +--- 634502472 +The one that doesn't fart +Even as a kid I thought that shit was weird +--- 634502495 +>>634500780 +Oh it did cool I might give it a look +--- 634502559 +>>634501445 +>are you stalking me +Yes. Clean up your room, you animal. +--- 634502565 +Why does /v/ never talk about lesson of passion? +I can't quite recall if the gold edition or black edition was the final one since it's down from any reputable sites due to I assume copyright stuff so I can't really check without actually comparing content, and now +--- 634502920 +>>634502559 +but I have cleaned it +--- 634504012 +for me, it's Robozou +--- 634506450 +>>634486195 +>The girls in the game are ripped off an anime called DNA^2, where a guy becomes a mega playboy and impregnates a shit ton of women causing problems in the future because everyone's related. +Funny how there's some dutch guy living that kind of life right now. God damn guy has like 500 kids, and there is gonna be so much accidental incest in 20 years time. +--- 634507238 +>>634480203 +dude i just wanna fuck, alright? the objective of the game is pretty much that +--- 634508131 +>>634502457 +Yeah honestly poor dude just keeps getting caught up in insane bullshit nobody ever thought to explain to him. Like everyone calling him useless in End of Eva even though the fucking robot was stuck in red cement, or everyone just hating him in Rebuild 3.0 because how the fuck was he supposed to know shit was gonna go down in 2.0's ending like that? Certainly not bloody me, Chamber of Gulf fuck is that? Atleast he gets his "redemption" in 4.0+1.0 but damn looking back I just feel sorry for him. diff --git a/v/634480001.txt b/v/634480001.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..051860ce36ac8c539a8b5b1c410c61ad3170730f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634480001.txt @@ -0,0 +1,512 @@ +----- +--- 634480001 +There are no good dungeon crawler games. +--- 634480129 +I really need to get around to finishing this game, but the FUCKING Bocklin quests burned me out +--- 634480167 +I thought Stranger of Sword VCity was pretty good. +--- 634480797 +>>634480001 (OP) +I just want a release date for Mon-Yu. +--- 634480865 +etrian odyssey 4 is a great game +--- 634482514 +>>634480865 +dead franchise +--- 634482627 +>>634480001 (OP) +Mary Skelter trilogy was pretty good. +--- 634482642 +>>634480129 +>I really need to get around to finishing this game +Sounds like a dungeon crawler alright +--- 634482680 +>>634480001 (OP) +The King's Field series are really amazing. There sadly are no games that come even close to how great they are so once you play them you will have nothing left to look forward too, but they are great. +--- 634482753 +>>634482680 +Lol +--- 634482767 +>>634480001 (OP) +>There are no good dungeon crawler games. +You're playing the wrong ones, Labyrinth of Refrain wasn't very good and I'm sure it's sequel isn't either. + +>>634482627 +>Mary Skelter trilogy was pretty good. +It's really mindless and repetitive. The only thing its combat has going for it is managing massacre/blood skelter, and that alone is nowhere near enough to stay interesting for even one of the games' entire runtimes. +--- 634482782 +>>634482627 +i didn't even know it was a trilogy +--- 634482803 +>>634480001 (OP) +>>634480865 +>you can't see your party members +Listen, I understand they're going for a different feeling than a regular RPG, but why couldn't they do like in the Phantasy Star games and show them briefly attacking and doing cool stuff at least? +--- 634482870 +>>634482680 +Yeah it's a real shame the devs never made anything after Kings Field +--- 634482879 +>>634480001 (OP) +hahahha lol + +ahahhaa rofl +--- 634482926 +>>634482803 +new to the genre? +--- 634482994 +>>634482803 +play ray gigant then. that's the only thing it has going for it. +--- 634483007 +>>634482870 +Damn shame that. I cri evertime I think about it, +--- 634483018 +>>634482926 +Yeah, I want to get into the genre, but I can't because of that. +--- 634483403 +Redpill me on Labyrinth of Refrain. +--- 634483418 +>>634480001 (OP) +>Blows every single dungeon crawler out of the water so hard you never need to play another one ever again +--- 634483619 +>>634483403 +Suffering kino with a pretty alright rpg in between the cutscenes +--- 634483759 +>>634480129 +Why not just cheat to get the items you need at that point? +--- 634483884 +>>634483759 +Because I'm not a damn dirty cheater +--- 634483978 +>>634483884 +Better to quit the game entirely, you're right. +--- 634484084 +>>634480001 (OP) +--- 634484112 +>not gaming on Legend of Grimrock +ngmi +--- 634484186 +>>634480865 +I like Etrian Odyssey, but every time i play one i get through about 3 stratums and then put the game down and forget about it for months, so even when i come back i end up starting over and repeating the process. the only EO i ever completed was the first one on DS. +--- 634484369 +>>634482994 +I'll try it, thanks. +--- 634484719 +>>634480001 (OP) +>wanted to get into dungeon crawlers around 2016, 2017 +>try a couple games like Recettear and SMTIV and it didn't click for me +I don't even know what I'm looking for in a dungeon crawler, so I can't even point myself in a direction and let 'er rip + +>>634484084 +Why does that dog have horse legs? +--- 634484779 +>>634483978 +I didn't quit, I'm just taking a break for a bit +--- 634484869 +Refrain bored me, it was just autoattacking and playing excel spreadsheet inbetween plus a ton of boring grinding. Story also never seemed to pick up after 20 something hours either. +--- 634484889 +>>634483403 +>Redpill me on Labyrinth of Refrain. +Good story good exploration bad combat bad party building +--- 634485080 +>>634484869 +>Refrain bored me, it was just autoattacking and playing excel spreadsheet inbetween plus a ton of boring grinding. Story also never seemed to pick up after 20 something hours either. +Yeah the general best offense is to autoattack and hope you get a lucky dismemberment crit, the best defense is to stack evasion until nothing can hit you. Really shallow system and slow paced too because you have like 12 characters who all need you to choose a command and then you have to watch them do it, every turn. If something is too strong you level up until you have enough evasion. Items are mindless busywork and so are side quests. Mechanically it's almost a total failure. +--- 634485101 +>>634484112 +Do you recommend the first one it second one? I have the first but the open world feel of the second one has put me off from getting it. +--- 634485197 +>>634485101 +I really like both +--- 634485401 +>>634484719 +Well SMTIV sucks and while Recettear is great, the dungeons are nothing special. And neither are first person blobbers which is what people usually mean by "dungeon crawler". + +The best non-blobber dungeon crawlers are literally just Fromsoft games. +--- 634485524 +>>634485101 +both. +Start with the first one tho. (not because of the story, but because it's the best way to appreciate the evolution). +--- 634485541 +>>634485401 +kys +--- 634485783 +>>634485541 +No u + +Actually you know what the best real-time dungeon crawler is? Super Metroid. +--- 634485859 +>>634480001 (OP) +Bloodborne chalice dungeons is the best dungeon crawler of all time. +--- 634485901 +>>634485783 +--- 634486086 +It was kind of fun at first, but it became a fucking massive slog pretty quickly. Didn't help that loading times were really long. +--- 634486202 +>>634485859 +Bloodborne without chalice dungeons is much better +--- 634486916 +>>634480001 (OP) +What game is this? +--- 634487045 +>>634486916 +Labyrinth of Galleria, a followup to Labyrinth of Refrain +--- 634487509 +>>634480129 +I don't think you even need them. I think you only need all the curios. I fought discordance like 5 times and every time my Hero pact Alchemia solo'd it in 3 turns. Each time I realized I had curios missing. +--- 634487679 +>>634482803 +Could be worse. +--- 634487912 +for me it's ToME +--- 634488074 +>>634485080 +I hate it when these games have constant mindless busywork to the itemization. Like when you have to keep up with +def upgrades on all your armor every floor instead of finding a cool unique armor after 10 hours that reflects lightning +--- 634488259 +>>634483418 +>playing through Sector H +>expecting hellish ost from the first floor for the rest of the sector +>get 10/10 emotional classical instead +It was certainly a good game. Shit tons of grinding though for certain fights. +--- 634488323 +>>634482926 +>>634483018 +SMT4 and SMT 4A? +--- 634488452 +>>634487509 +You need to do them for the real ending +--- 634488462 +I like all dungeon crawlers, even the bad ones +--- 634488619 +>>634488452 +Oh really? I thought it was only for the contract and items. Grinding red gems was a bitch, yes. +--- 634488675 +Rank the dungeon crawlers. All of them. +--- 634488938 +>>634488675 +1. SMT Strange Journey +2. Everything else +--- 634489212 +How's the second Demon Gaze compared to the first game? +--- 634489217 +>>634480129 +that part took me two weeks of postponing and mindlessly wandering around for the items. put the flow of the game to a complete halt for me. +I didn't mind the spacetime device events and other ways the game was padded before, but that shit sucked. I'd have cheated my way out if I weren't playing the physical switch version. +--- 634489642 +>>634480001 (OP) +Seeing how strong your normal attack can be in this game(and refrain) after playing etrian is wild. Normal attacks hit like paper in etrian. +--- 634490042 +>start playing dungeon crawler game +>after leveling up once or twice read up on the class system +>it's a system where you get a few skill points per level to spend on your abilities, you can only max out a third or fewer of your skills and it has advanced classes you switch to that entirely depend on choosing the correct skills when building your base class +>drop the game lose all desire to touch the game again +--- 634490157 +>>634485401 +>Kowloon High School sequel never evee +fucking HOLD ME, BROS... +--- 634490208 +>>634483403 +5/10 game about lesbians dying and getting abused +disgaea grindcore kusoge +--- 634490389 +moero is the only drpg i ever finished +--- 634490398 +>>634486086 +the final dungeon and the post game dungeon are some tedious shit with full on "spirals of content" in level design +--- 634490494 +>>634480001 (OP) +labyrinth of refrain, i really gotta go back to that, but demon gaze is actually a half decent filler while i avoid fulling my hair out over some shit i got filtered by hahaha +--- 634490804 +>>634486086 +I stopped after the first real boss. Not bad, but damn i fucking hate bosses that attack more than once, +--- 634491331 +>>634488259 +>shit tons of grinding +Only for Mem Aleph, you shouldn't grind for literally every other fight in the game. +--- 634491540 +>>634480001 (OP) +nethack? +--- 634491552 +>>634487912 +>nearly identical dungeons every single run on every single character +Fuck no. +--- 634491557 +>>634482803 +>>634483018 +dumb ADHD zoomie +--- 634491619 +>>634491557 +Retard +--- 634491671 +play potato flowers +--- 634491680 +>>634483418 +>>634485401 +>fatlus and fromsoft +>anything but trash +LMFAO +at that point just go back to movie games +--- 634491754 +>>634480001 (OP) +I really, really wanted to like this game, but ultimately the lack of polish did me in. +--- 634491787 +>>634491331 + Mem Aleph is precisely the one I grind the most. +--- 634491803 +>>634491754 +>the lack of polish did me in +kurwa +--- 634491820 +>>634480001 (OP) +>those doll names +--- 634492035 +>>634491754 +I started Refrain after 100%ing Galleria and holy shit it is miserable to play. Performance is ass, so much stuff is missing , I am really at my limit here in the shrunken labyrinth playing at 10 frames against bosses that oneshot my party before turn 1. +--- 634492249 +>>634492035 +>Performance is ass +>playing at 10 frames +Huh? What did you do to run into performance issues in a 2.5d game? +Anyway, there's one onion in that labyrinth, which isn't a roaming FOE, but an event battle. The event onion is MUCH tougher than the FOEs, and is an endgame boss. +--- 634492391 +>>634480001 (OP) +False. This game was great. +--- 634492429 +>>634492249 +Switch version is horribly optimized compared to Galleria. I know the boss is optional but I was just super miffed to lose so much mana, exp and limbs when other onions were a piece of cake. +--- 634492430 +>>634482803 +Budgetary reasons I guess +Wizardry: Tale of the Forsaken Land/0 did it back then +Kino games +--- 634492454 +Dwarf sexo +--- 634492701 +>>634491671 +I played for almost 2 hours and returned it because it was too basic +--- 634492790 +>>634489642 +Based oldfag maymay +--- 634492813 +>>634491552 +the lore and combat customization makes it worth it anon. and I've only scratched the surface really +--- 634492862 +>>634492429 +>Switch version +My condolences. +--- 634493020 +>>634492813 +I've played for probably 200 hours, off and on Steam. It's not worth it. +It's a goddamn slog and I hate that I enjoyed the combat as much as I did. +--- 634493059 +>>634483018 +The 7th Dragon series was good for that. Sadly, it's mostly JP-only. +--- 634493219 +>>634492862 +It's ok I pirated both games. I had zero issues with Galleria, it was a wonderful experience both on TV and cozy handheld mode. It's just NIS was very lazy when optimizing Refrain. +--- 634493336 +>>634493020 +I wouldn't say it's a slog, you can play through the game as quickly as you want really. I have nowhere near that time on it though. what was your favorite class? +--- 634493471 +>>634489212 +I think it’s more fun. Can’t create custom characters though so it sucks in some way but the girls are cute. It’s still an Experience game at the end of the day though +--- 634493503 +>>634486086 +the whole leveling demons thing was handled in the grindiest way + +>>634489212 +generally a little worse but it's still alright and has a pretty neat postgame +fixed characters instead of making your own, most of them are hybrids of classes from 1, and the starting dungeons can be really easy because they're designed to be tackled in any order +--- 634493603 +>>634493059 +all of 7th dragon has translation patches now +only the first kind of qualifies as a drpg though, the others are just regular jrpg dungeons with etrian-lite party building +--- 634493650 +>>634493336 +Both of the Chronomancer classes are a lot of fun. Defilers are good too and I could never get very far with any of them but the Psionics are all cool. +--- 634494735 +>>634480001 (OP) +DRPGs probably could gain more of a following with the right game. Other genres such as Roguelikes and stuff like Darkest Dungeon shows people can deal with punishing games that don't always explain themselves. The customisation the genre can offer could easily appeal to the whole idea of doing runs with weird set ups. No game manages to hit the mark though, they always seem to choose the wrong anachronistic elements. + +Anyway, Potato Flowers in Full Bloom was fun. +--- 634495037 +>>634494735 +>Roguelikes only got popular after they stopped being proper roguelikes. +Not exactly a good argument, especially when "DRPG but normalfag pandering" is a thing that already exists, they are called mainstream JRPGs like persona 5. +--- 634495127 +>>634483418 +It can't even place on the higher part of a SMT game ranking +--- 634495364 +>>634493603 +>Sadly, it's mostly JP-only. +you don't speak japanese? do you even like video games?? +--- 634495408 +>>634480167 +I've tried to get into this devs games a few times but the loot/gear systems always make me lose interest partway through +it's just really dull and uninteresting +--- 634495428 +>>634495364 +Have you made a single decent post all thread? +--- 634495926 +>>634491552 +Try to play on harder difficulty, random bosses make up for everything. +--- 634496217 +>>634480001 (OP) +I got so fucking burnt out of Galleria. +I played it a ton and did all the side quests and shit but the new Puppet building got me fucked up. +I finally get how it works and shit but god DAMN it wasted so much of my time before I did understand it. +And the Cathedral is so fucked up. +You guys weren't joking. I see now how much weight the complaints about the story have. +At first the idea of procedurally generated floors sounds really awesome, but then you do it and realize what was traded off for it. +Refrain's story and dungeons had so much more fucking soul in them than Galleria did. +The bosses were more interesting. +Galleria shines with the puppet building for sure over refrain, but refrain's overall game feels more well-put together. +Some shit in Galleria was really cryptic. Like the fucking discordance fight, and the other weird ass specific things you need to do to progress the story. +Definitely had me looking up at the guide for certain things. +Refrain was way more straight-forward. +--- 634496692 +>>634482627 +First game was rough but they really tightened things up with the second. Third was mostly unchanged but I enjoyed how they ramped up the complexity with the multiple groups and the switching. I had a great time overall, I loved the story and characters too. +--- 634496982 +>>634482879 +>remaster of 3 old 3ds games for 80 bucks +What are they thinking?!? +--- 634497036 +>>634480001 (OP) +Kamidori Alchemy Meister +--- 634497096 +For me? Azure Dreams +--- 634497151 +>>634480001 (OP) +>anime artstyle +--- 634497160 +>>634482879 +Drawing the map was interesting the first couple of floors but it turned into a chore. +--- 634497371 +>>634496982 +>pay tree fiddy to random seamonkey for "hd" port +>earn more than tree fiddy +Easy money. +--- 634498172 +>>634491680 +>at that point just go back to movie games +smt strange journey is pure fucking gameplay in comparison to the average atlus game though +unironically why this anon doesn't like it >>634495127 +--- 634498702 +*rapes and mindbreaks OP* +--- 634499939 +>>634496982 +>so we have this dead series lying around and its fans are constantly asking for a new game, what do we do? +>how about we put it on steam with a HD tag for a retarded price? if they don't buy it then we can just say they don't like the series enough and kill it for good +--- 634500076 +>>634480001 (OP) +I started refrain and its pretty fun, everyone says its full of suffering and im not really seeing that though. +--- 634500189 +For me it's Barony. I know, it's a different genre, but still, it's donjon crab +--- 634500258 +>>634493503 +>the whole leveling demons thing was handled in the grindiest way +not really +later on getting level 99 demons becomes trivial +my main character was level 40 while my team was all 99 +--- 634500345 +Currently making a dungeon crawler right now. What would you guys say are some essential elements to a game in this genre that I should follow? Currently my only frame of reference for these kinds of games are the souls series and old school RPG's in general. What games should I play to get a better understanding for their appeal? +--- 634500427 +>>634500345 +Legend of Grimrock 2. +--- 634500474 +>>634500345 +Play Etrian Odyssey to understand how team comps work and get some ideas about potential synergies +--- 634500574 +>>634500474 +>understand how team comps work and get some ideas about potential synergies +No idea what either of those two things are but okay. What do they have to do with dungeon crawling? Or is that the battle system? Because I'm going for something different with that +--- 634500660 +>>634500574 +Yeah I was talking about the battle system. +What are you going for if you don't add a battle system? +--- 634500670 +>>634500345 +>What would you guys say are some essential elements +Depth. Secrets on every map. New challenges often. Smart strategies should be better than smashing attack and grinding. Reduce grind, improve exploration. +--- 634500739 +>>634480001 (OP) +I liked Labyrinth of Refrain and Rance VI +Operencia was Okay, Grimrock boring +--- 634500792 +>>634500474 +this, and refrain/galleria +--- 634500952 +>>634500660 +>What are you going for if you don't add a battle system? +I plan on having a battle system, I just plan on having something different. It'll all be turn based, and be more like X-COM without any dice roll mechanics. + +>>634500670 +>Depth. Secrets on every map. New challenges often. Smart strategies should be better than smashing attack and grinding. Reduce grind, improve exploration. +My game will encourage a lot of exploration, but I haven't thought about the grind aspect. I still haven't defined progression of party members in battle yet, I want to go for something new. +--- 634501251 +>>634500952 +>It'll all be turn based, and be more like X-COM without any dice roll mechanics. +sounds interesting, will you be able to recruit new characters? Will there be skilltrees, or are you going with the classic 'lvl up = stats get higher'? +--- 634501662 +>>634487912 +>get one shot across the map +No. +--- 634501701 +>>634501251 +The way that I have my GDD set up now is that you'll be able to make your own characters with predetermined stats that you can upgrade over time. In my game there'll be a hub where you can generate units like in an RTS game and you'll use those units in battle. Upgrading the place where they come from will be how you get stronger units and using them in battle will allow them to grow stronger. + +Finding the right balance between resource management for unit creation and battle expression will be a challenge for me. Nothing in this game will be able to be made out of thin air. +--- 634501948 +StartCrawlers +Vaporum +--- 634501965 +>>634500345 +>What would you guys say are some essential elements to a game in this genre that I should follow? +Cool locations and interesting exploration. Raw party/combat autism has it's appeal, but, in my opinion, it's not going to carry the game very far if there's nothing to look forward to. +--- 634502042 +>>634501948 +>westoid looking shit +pass +--- 634502484 +>>634480001 (OP) +Is that from the lads that made Majo to Hyakkihei ? +--- 634502831 +>>634480001 (OP) +>playing demon master Chris +>computer blue screens randomly one day +>can’t get it to turn back on +>try everything, changing ram, changing out hard drives, etc… +>dad takes it to a work buddy while I’m at school without my knowledge to do repairs on it +>turns out it was a power supply issue +>demon master Chris was smack down in the middle of my desktop when he turned it on +>folder clearly moved from where I had it originally + +But the game is pretty good for an h-game I recommend it as a dungeon crawler. +--- 634502990 +>>634501662 +skill issue +--- 634503627 +>>634500345 +i am also creating a dungeon crawler. Same 3d movement, also Etrian Odyssey map drawing feature. My spin on it is that you're selling these maps to adventurers who'll use it to traverse the dungeon. You can also lie in your maps and lead the adventurers into ambushes. +--- 634504343 +>>634500345 +--- 634505749 +>>634480001 (OP) +Anon, you don't need to post bait to start a dungeon crawler thread, just talk about the games you like. +--- 634506004 +>>634497151 +Based. Grimrock 1 and 2. +--- 634506014 +>>634500345 +Put in spinners. Every map and floor needs spinners. +>but my game has a compass +Doesn't matter +>but my game has smooth scrolling +Who cares +--- 634506027 +>>634497151 +>>634506004 +>westoids still thinking their opinion matters +--- 634506326 +>>634502042 +>Ho no gameplay ! diff --git a/v/634481673.txt b/v/634481673.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a623c4196066044c6209d3cb4cbe3634f27ad8a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634481673.txt @@ -0,0 +1,546 @@ +----- +--- 634481673 +Reddit: The Game +--- 634482012 +>>634481673 (OP) +Look I hate reddit too, but I'm not going to stop liking FNV just because redditors like it. +--- 634482154 +>>634482012 +this +--- 634482284 +>>634481673 (OP) +It's true +--- 634482309 +reddit: the OP +--- 634482363 +>>634482154 +I miss these kind of pics. +--- 634482407 +>>634481673 (OP) +>>634482284 +--- 634482959 +>>634482407 +>there's no reddit humor culture in this game +Kek, your post is IMMEDIATELY discarded, buddy +--- 634483073 +>>634482407 +Based +--- 634483152 +>>634482012 +You seem to misunderstand OP. Your input is on the level of reddit if you enjoy NV and therefore not valuable. +--- 634483265 +The senile old lady supermutant who misses her grandkids is about as reddit as the game gets +otherwise no, not reddit, bad thread, kill yourself, etc +--- 634483284 +>>634482959 +>KEK, your post is IMMEDIATELY discarded, buddy +--- 634483441 +>>634483265 +--- 634483546 +>>634481673 (OP) +i dont go on reddit so ill take your word for it OP +--- 634483595 +>>634483441 +Stuck in this DLC right now and just thinking about loading an old save and jump straight into Lonesome Road. So fucking boring +--- 634483646 +>>634483595 +Highly recommend against it as Lonesome Road is terrible +--- 634483732 +Oh no! I thought I liked that game but aw geez since it's reddit I guess I can't enjoy it anymore. Good thing I came here and got my new and improved opinion! +--- 634484716 +it's out +--- 634485262 +>>634481673 (OP) +hey, a new vegas thread ! +--- 634485397 +>>634481673 (OP) +I never understood the hype about this game. The world is ugly, the story is boring, the characters are feeling forced and always trying to lecture me. none of the npcs feels like some human being. + +For me it's more like a proto-Pillars of Eternity. +--- 634485545 +>>634484716 +>Fallout +>Stuck in some Sci-Fi 50s +>Picatinny rail +--- 634485660 +>>634485545 +>Stuck in some Sci-Fi 50s +>Pic-*ACK* +begone, Bethestard +--- 634485772 +>>634485660 +Obsidian was never good. +--- 634485926 +>>634485772 +Cope faggot. You will never be a real Fallout fan. +--- 634486179 +>>634485926 +this +--- 634486390 +>>634485926 +Fallout was never good. 1, 2, 3, NV and 4 were all shit. +--- 634486536 +>>634481673 (OP) +>>634482284 +>>634485397 +>>634485772 +>Fallout 3 didn’t even rank top 100 +KWAB +--- 634486621 +>>634481673 (OP) +those that cry reddit are usually the most reddit among us +--- 634486631 +>>634485926 +Modern guns are fine if they're canon. Otherwise you can fuck off with your SCAR and tacticool shit. +--- 634486781 +>>634485397 +Bro we are talking about Fallout New Vegas, not Horizon Forbidden Wesr. I think you opened the wrong thread. +--- 634486872 +>>634483441 +You know if any of you retards actually played the game you’d know they talk and act like that for a reason. +--- 634486919 +>>634485397 +What is a lecture to you? +--- 634486921 +>>634486631 +If an AR-15, an AKM, a FN FAL, a P90 and literal laser weapons exist and are currently manufactured in the lore, why can’t SCAR rifles exist? +--- 634487042 +>>634486921 +nta, scar is too modern +--- 634487061 +>>634486631 +>they're fine when they are! Otherwise... THEY'RE JUST NOT, OKAY?! +I accept your concession. If the AUG exists there's no reason the SCAR can't. +--- 634487276 +>>634486921 +It’s all about aesthetics, all of the guns you mentioned either were invented before 1970 giving them a sort of retro feel or look futuristic enough to get by with the setting. Also the SCAR looks retarded +--- 634487379 +>>634487061 +>nta +The AUG look relatively sci-fi futuristic so it get the pass while the SCAR looks like the what a kindergartner would come up with if you told him to draw and assault rifle +--- 634487463 +This game is amazing because it has a literal plot as well as the symbolic plot. +The literal plot being finding Benny and choosing a side to fight for. +This compared to the symbolic plot of being in a place renowned for losing everything and helping people get over what they have lost. Old world blues, the Sierra Madre, lonesome road, honest hearts truly bring the symbolic plot to life. The people who get eaten up in the world of New Vegas are the ones who cannot let go, and along the way we are there to potentially try and help people overcome it. +This is what fallout 3 and fallout 4 misses. This is why Fallout NV is so great. +--- 634487484 +Tranny core game +--- 634487564 +>>634487484 +The only people that say this are troons trying to co-opt the game (YWNBAW btw) +--- 634488360 +>>634486872 +Yeah, for humour that just falls flat. Old World blues was shit +--- 634488941 +>>634488360 +All of The Think Tank are lobotomites just a different kind +--- 634489498 +>>634482407 +Reddit sisters????? What do we do??????????? +--- 634489667 +>>634485545 +>>Stuck in some Sci-Fi 50s +>>634485772 +>ackshually it's obsidian being bad +Noose yourself zoomer +Better yet, choke yourself on one of Bethesda's dogshit watercooler guns +--- 634490354 +>>634485660 +>>634485926 +>>634485926 +>>634487061 +>>634487276 +>>634487379 +>>634489667 +I think there should only be a small amount modern weapons (anything that’s way past the 60s) in the series. I feel that it ruins the retro future setting of the game. Fallout 2 had way too many modern weapons and Fallout 1 had way too little. New Vegas had a perfect amount +--- 634490474 +>>634490354 +A lot of guns are patterned on ancient designs anyway, and anything is better than the retarded shit Todd's friends come up with +--- 634490589 +>>634481673 (OP) +I don't know how you guys associated this game to Reddit and trannies but you better stop. this is one of the best games of all time +--- 634490632 +>>634482012 +I’m literally on this shit hole cause you can’t say faggot on Reddit. Too easy to get perma banned. But yeah new Vegas is fucking godly and it shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence as a…redditor +--- 634490840 +I like Reddit. +--- 634490927 +can we go back to pre-2016 4chan please +--- 634491072 +Are there any mods to make this game not look dogshit? Playing it on a 65 inch 4k TV and..its fucking rough +--- 634491254 +>>634491072 +A ENB is going to be your biggest saving grace. +--- 634491442 +>>634491254 +>implying +Making eveything shine like dogshit wont save shit, the only graphics mods worth a shit is the weather mod and the texture one +--- 634491576 +>>634490474 +Very true +--- 634491698 +>>634491072 +>Are there any mods to make this game not look dogshit +Have you tried killing yourself because you’re a dopamine addicted zoomer retard? Sorry older graphics don’t give you dopamine +--- 634491902 +>>634490589 +It’s a mix of troons trying to co-opt, rabid fanboys, and contrarian faggotry +--- 634492151 +>>634483265 +How is she reddit? I figured it'd be reddit if her granny persona was entirely from schizophrenia, but given the fact that she wss a literal grandma with grandkids before being dunked kinda stands in the way of that. +--- 634492349 +>>634492151 +It’s because anything wacky or zany gets lumped in with the “lol so random” humor by retards +--- 634492549 +Tell me your: +>favorite weapon +>favorite armor +>favorite quest +>favorite follower +>favorite chem +--- 634492594 +>>634485397 +I like the game because I really enjoy roleplaying, and my character list that I try to roleplay across various games features some rather eccentric personalities, which NV accomodates rather well. Most games give you highly defined binary choises that focus on either very simplistic archetypes or very specific archetypes. I often mention NV's accomodation of a full murder hobo playthrpugh where you can kill basically everyone except for two characters (one is encased in a bulletproof bunker, the other is an AI that hops mass-produced bodies), not because I'm a murder hobo, but because that just goes to show the extent to which NV is willing to accomodate a playthrough / RP archetype. I've asked for recommendations on RP-friendly games like this many times and very rarely have I gotten anything worthwhile recommended to me. +It also helps that the combat is actually fairly comfortable, very streamlined, easy to pick up, and to me personally the sound design and animations are sufficiently weighty and fun to the point where I extract entertainment value out of combat. Plus the game's balance is actually very good too, with an interesting SPECIAL system that's better than the usual "Just dump everyrhing into Strength and HP cause you picked warrior" approach that I see most of the time, and the gear+perk setups are relatively varied and balanced as well. +--- 634492642 +>>634481673 (OP) +>Reddit: The Game +Imagine knowing what Reddit likes because you looked it up. +Can't relate to doing that personally. +--- 634492708 +>>634488360 +Another midwit filtered by Old World Kino. Truly the Bell Curve of New Vegas DLCs. Only retarded 5IQ reddit niggers or 500 IQ gigachads can fully appretiate it. +--- 634492709 +You either die a hero or live long enough to be a villain +--- 634492719 +>>634486536 +>Nier: Automata +Not a list I'd be proud of gazing upon. +--- 634492874 +>>634492549 +>weapon +Hunting Shotgun +>armor +Desert Ranger Armor +>quest +The Vault 22 one, can't remember the name +>follower +Boone +>chem +tie between Steady and Turbo +--- 634492891 +>>634483265 +>>634492151 +He’s a fucking retard that’s why. A nightkin companion is probably one of the coolest ideas for a follower. Also, super mutants can recall some memories of being human. Marcus does it in FO2. I won’t lie. The grandma outfit looks dumb as fuck, her grandma backstory, and her schizophrenic ramblings isn’t interesting. But, her being a nightkin makes up for it. +--- 634493096 +>>634492549 +Weapon: Plasma caster (formerly plasma rifle) +Armor: T-51b +Quest: Eyesight to the Blind +Follower: Lily +Chem: Rad-X +What’s yours? +--- 634493098 +>>634481673 (OP) +>game that predates reddit and was loved on 4chan is reddit because... +>IT JUST IS, OKAY +>NO YOU'RE THE NEWFAG! +well redditors also like women, so i guess you better- +oh wait i forgot, OP's already sucking every dick that wiggles past him +--- 634493141 +>>634486536 +how is Mad Father on this list? its like a b tier rpgmaker horror at best +--- 634493154 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +It's a hard one, but probably Annabelle +>favorite armor +I like Salt-Upon-Wounds' helmet alot, I usually pair it with the remnant power armor. +>favorite quest +The one for the Thorn, that or the clear out Quarry Junction one, but that is mainly to test out my build +>favorite follower +Raul +>favorite chem +Psycho, Steady, or Turbo depending on the weapon +--- 634493732 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +Laser rifle with mods, not the scope one as its retarded +>favorite armor +T-45d with legion elite helmet +>favorite quest +Arizona killer +>favorite follower +Veronica, because i can skip these boring ass BoS quests. And fuck her into being normal later +>favorite chem +Profligates +--- 634493852 +>>634493732 +Based and legionpilled +--- 634493954 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +This Machine +>favorite armor +Elite Riot Gear +>favorite quest +Restoring Hope +>favorite follower +ED-E +>favorite chem +Rad-X +--- 634494060 +>>634481673 (OP) +--- 634494085 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +MF Hyperbreeder Alpha, the teeny recharger laser pistol, actually quite devastating and very fun to shoot. +>favorite armor +Aesthetically - Chinese Stealth Armor and Elite Riot Gear. +Functionally - Ulysses Duster and t-51b power armor. +>favorite quest +Hard question. Can't answer it right now. +>favorite follower +Raul. Manages to oull off a sarcastic wisecrack persona and still remain loveable, plus he has the decency to offer to follow you instead of playing hars to get like that faggot Arcade or that cunt Boone. +>favorite chem +Turbo and you are literally objectively factually empirically provably wrong if you choose anything else. +--- 634494289 +3 will always be oblivion with guns gameplay wise +And "mad max" in America setting wise +Its barely a fallout game +--- 634494469 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +Brush Gun +>favorite armor +Mercenary Troublemakers outfit +>favorite quest +The hunting quest for Red Lucy +>favorite follower +ED-E +>favorite chem +Homebrewed Nuka Cola +--- 634494734 +>>634492549 +A Light Shining in Darkness +T51b/Elite Riot Gear/Reinforced Leather +Old School Ghoul +Raul +Hydra or Turbo +--- 634495027 +>>634484716 +>>634485545 +yeah apart from the pic rail looks pretty true to the FO3 assault rifle +>>634485660 +ACOG timeline +>>634492549 +>>favorite weapon +Paciencia +>>favorite armor +Trooper armor +>>favorite quest +Volaire (Lady of the Lake) +>>favorite follower +Whiskey Rose +>>favorite chem +Jet +--- 634495480 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +Sleepy Tyme +>favorite armor +Elite riot gear +>favorite quest +Any of the quests that leads me to Vault 22. Restoring Hope is also a good one. +>favorite follower +Rex or ED-E +>favorite chem +Stimpak +--- 634497549 +>>634485926 +None of those are modern guns, when people complain about that they're referring to 2010s tacticool shit. +--- 634497776 +>>634492549 +>>favorite weapon +Lucky +>>favorite armor +Joshua Graham's Armour +>>favorite quest +Arizona Killer +>>favorite follower +ED-E +>>favorite chem +party time mentats +--- 634497857 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +Love&Hate +>favorite armor +Waifu Stealth Suit +>favorite quest +none really stands out +>favorite follower +Raul +>favorite chem +Turbo +--- 634497909 +>bait fag calls something reddit +>80 replies within 2 hours +amazing board +--- 634498051 +>>634497909 +rent fucking free honestly. I hate reddit shits as much as the next guy but this is next level shit +--- 634498136 +>>634497909 +We're talking about videogames, retard, who cares what the OP wanted, OP is never not a faggot anyway. +--- 634498251 +I hope you guys realise that the reddit you hate doesn't even exist any more. +It's not unfunny dorks ruining memes now, it's teenage marxists whining that they don't want to get a job and the police shouldn't exist. +--- 634498278 +>>634498251 +Go back to /pol/, moron. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmPjzwB0EwY [Embed] +--- 634498448 +>>634498251 +They're both the same people thoughever perchance. +--- 634498508 +>>634486536 +>Fear & Hunger Termina +It is one of my favorite games of all time, and my favorite of the last year, but it is nowhere near the top 50 games even, at least not in its current state. +Recency Bias in its purest form +--- 634498512 +>>634481673 (OP) +thats a weird Mario game +--- 634499484 +>>634493096 +>What’s yours? +>favorite weapon +Oh, baby. +>favorite armor +Reinforced leather armor +>favorite quest +Can't decide but it sure as shit isn't the one where you help the prostitute leave the casino or the one where you help the Boomer virgin get a gf. +>favorite follower +ED-E +>favorite chem +Turbo +--- 634499580 +>>634481673 (OP) +Newfag: the take +--- 634499865 +>>634499484 +>Oh, baby. +Good taste for aesthetics and feelgoods, even though the weapon isn't particularly great itself. +t. Oh Baby user on an explosives+melee build. +--- 634500194 +>>634492549 +Favorite follower is unironically the modded companion Willow. She's cringe but that's what makes her cute https://youtu.be/SqypjsIJ6nw [Embed] +--- 634500235 +>Fallout 3 > NV +>Doom 3 > Doom 2016 & Eternal +>DMC 2 > DMC 4 & 5 +>Dark Souls 2 > DS3, Bloodborne and ER +No, I will not elaborate. +Yes, I am objectively correct. +--- 634501604 +>>634499865 +Which is the best melee weapon in the entire game? DLC included. +--- 634501696 +>>634492549 +>favorite weapon +Sweet Revenge +>favorite armor +Gecko-Backed Reinforced Leather +>favorite quest +Arizona Killer +>favorite follower +Boone +>favorite chem +None, you degenerate. +--- 634501752 +>>634500194 +>Anti-legion +>no rape option +into the trash +--- 634501798 +>>634482407 +this, op outed himself +--- 634501892 +Are any of the dlc good? Never actually done any +--- 634502319 +>>634501604 +Functionally? Blood Nap from Lonesome Road. It has the highest DPS at its peak potential, cleaves everything in seconds (or less), and oneshots practically anything if you pull off a sneak attack with it. Absolutely monstrous knife. It is, however very high maintenance, because it breaks like it was made of literal glass. Either get Jury Rigging or be prepared to haul a bunch of repair kits all the time with you. +You could also opt for Gehenna from Gun Runners Arsenal, it's not as powerful as Blood Nap at its peak, but it is leaps and bounds more durable, and will prove a better weapon if you're looking for a good offhand weapon in a low/no crit build. Personally would be rocking Gehenna on my explosives+melee character but Oh Baby is just too stylish, so I cope by telling myself that it's arguably a sidegrade to Gehenna thanks to better Super Slam synergy (since it's a two-handed weapon it procs knockdowns more often) and not needing an extra perk for max DPS (Pyromaniac). +--- 634502402 +>>634481673 (OP) +>story without stupid MUH DAD/MUH KID family members main quest +>best of the nu-fallouts +makes sense +--- 634502496 +>>634502402 +>Hates story about traditional family values +>Prefers the 50 shades of gray MUH RELATIVISM MUH EVERYONE IS EVIL drivel +Hello, redditor +--- 634502575 +>>634501892 +Been playing them in no particular order, and they are mostly good. Old wold Blues kinda bored me at the start, but it has an interesting end. Lonesome Road is mercilesd if you are underleveled, and that made it great as a challenge, also it kinda wraps up the courier's story in a cool way. Honest hearts is very pretty and kinda short; also has some great dialogues. +I still havent tried dead money, it should be ok I imagine. +--- 634502715 +>>634482284 +Good morning sirs +--- 634502768 +>>634501892 +Old world blues and Lonesome road are fun because they're combat heavy. Dead money is nice if you have a fitting build. Honest hearts is, in my HUMBLE opinion, pretty weak. +>>634502319 +Damn, I should've gone for Blood nap on my high crit cowboy build. +--- 634502852 +>buy this on console +>just stops working once you get to the strip + +How the hell can you just release a product that doesn't work? +--- 634504162 +>>634481673 (OP) +Bethesda games in general are redditcore, from their shit storylines to their shit gameplay to their shit aesthetics to their extremely cringe fedora tipping fanbases. Just tasteless normalfag slop all around. +--- 634504238 +>>634481673 (OP) +The game is good but not perfect, go back to debasing yourself to anime you degenerate. +--- 634504331 +>>634504162 +Morrowind was good. But yeah its all goyslop. Honestly if you can’t write a good story or have good world building, then don’t even bother trying to make an RPG. Maybe just stick to being a generic FPS with skill trees like Cyberpunk 2077 +--- 634504350 +>>634481673 (OP) +Nigger: the op +--- 634504378 +>>634504162 +t.Jarpig fan +--- 634504436 +>>634481673 (OP) +cope +--- 634504528 +>>634504331 +Morrowind has excellent aesthetics and writing but shit gameplay. +--- 634504842 +>>634482284 +--- 634506551 +>>634504842 +I like the version where big brain Obsidiot is screaming at perfectly calm and content FO3 brainlet. +>NOOOOO you don't understand RPGs are supposed to have choices and consequences, well written characters, different factions with realistic beliefs! +>haha funny skeletons lying around with teddy bears +Used to be true until FO3 pajeetposting, too. +--- 634506589 +>>634502768 +>Damn, I should've gone for Blood nap on my high crit cowboy build. +If you even got the Cowboy perk - then absolutely. Cowboy is actually a part of the peak perfomance blood nap setup, it woulda fit perfectly. +--- 634506659 +>>634501892 +The DLCs are beyond worth it, even the shittiest ones like Lonesome Road and Honest Hearts are atill GOOD DLCs on their own. Buy them, pirate them, whatever, if you're playing NV - get the DLCs, not even up for debate. +--- 634506943 +>>634481673 (OP) +Since it was obvious that they made Oblivion w/ guns, I waited entire year b4 playing it. The goal being to wait for mods that would fix mutants being orcs and power armor being heavy armor. Huge fail, but I had to play almost to the end to see the Fail in it's full glory. Bunch of npcs in power armor dealing 0 dmg to eachother because I tried to make armor great again. Ugh. + +Meanwhile, everything I saw was nothing more than weak easter eggs, bland omages to 1 and 2, and Oblivion. Even Enclave encounters are Oblivion gates. +Megaton? A retarded spin on Fallout Tactics mission with ghoul Bishop where ghouls worship a nuke. Made sense there, looked retarded here. +Brotherhood? Hahah. HAHAHAH. Wow. +Enclave? Disgusting. Watered down mash of ideas that F2 did better, resolved by simple speech check. Sad. + +A world full of nonsense that no modding can fix. That is what F3 is. A gta meant only to be played in one way - go around and shoot things until you get bored. diff --git a/v/634483157.txt b/v/634483157.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f4e6cb39f24b331fb088d9e4e88735f1e1560972 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634483157.txt @@ -0,0 +1,427 @@ +----- +--- 634483157 +OGsisters.... Our response? +--- 634483216 +hack fraud +--- 634483252 +It is a good game, just worse than the original. How is this controversial? +--- 634483318 +>>634483157 (OP) +Do you think he played on Standard or Hardcore? +--- 634483327 +>>634483157 (OP) +Good for him +--- 634483412 +>>634483252 +I have to be outrage at something you have to understand +--- 634485451 +>>634483157 (OP) +Once when I was walking home with groceries, I stumbled on a pride parade. I tried not to look, but what I took to be a gunshot forced me to turn, to see a man use a pitching machine to shoot a potato up another man's ass. +While I was still processing the fact that I had just seen a man take a potato up the ass at high velocity, a third man bent down and began removing the potato with his mouth and tongue. Once it was properly felched, he somehow wedged it onto his dick, and proceded to taterfuck the first man up the ass. +By then, I was vomiting profusely, and entering a state of shock and fluid depravation, and at some point EMS was called and the last thing I saw was the second man eating the used potato. +I always thought that would be the gayest thing I ever saw in my entire life. But then I saw this thread. +Fuck you, OP. Fuck you. +--- 634485884 +>>634483157 (OP) +Based, retarded spergs BTFO +--- 634485938 +He's a professional he's not going to shit talk it. +--- 634487669 +>>634485938 +He could've chosen not to say anything, but turns out he enjoyed it and wanted to say it +--- 634487742 +>>634483157 (OP) +aaaaa save me maxpayne-man +--- 634487792 +>>634485451 +Well meme'd my friend, have a (You) +--- 634489048 +>>634483157 (OP) +OGfags on suicide watch +--- 634489271 +>>634483252 +It's superior to the original in every way. +--- 634489341 +>>634489271 +lmao +--- 634489354 +I just wish they'd fix Ada's dog shit voice. +--- 634489536 +Turns out he appreciates fun games. +--- 634489876 +>>634487669 +I'm sure it's enjoyable, that doesn't make it any less of a nostalgia baiting cashgrab for retards who go googoogaga for grayfix +--- 634490003 +>>634489354 +God it was awful. Did they record her flat fucking toneless voice on a walkie talkie? +--- 634490203 +>>634489354 +They wont do it. Enjoy her campaign with her dead bored voice soon. +--- 634490264 +>>634490203 +I changed to Jap voices the moment I heard Ada's voice. +--- 634490915 +>>634483157 (OP) +It would be rude to say otherwise retard. He probably still knows a lot of the people who work at Capcom +--- 634491071 +>>634483157 (OP) +He fell in love with Ashley too. He can't say it explicitly because of his position but we all know. +Based. +Fucking based /ourguy/ +--- 634491130 +>chuds called this a girlboss ending +She's literally asking the same question essentially. It's pretty clear she has a huge crush on him still. +--- 634491225 +>>634485938 +Like there are no prominent game devs that are willing to talk shit on other games. +--- 634491293 +>>634489876 +Anon I'd wager like 90% of the people playing these remakes have never played the originals. +--- 634491748 +>>634483252 +Because the crowbcat video made it seem just another soulless trash remake when actually it did do new things as well. Even though it also sadly removed stuff +--- 634491757 +>>634483157 (OP) +>L'AMOUR +no way +--- 634491854 +>>634489354 +I like the remake but if the Ada DLC will be filled with her fucking monotonous voice. It can go fuck itself +--- 634491968 +>>634491130 +Do you honestly think they played the game? They don't even know her tits and thighs jiggle in the model viewer. +Wait until it is cracked then ask this question +--- 634491976 +>>634483157 (OP) +>OGsisters.... Our response? +I enjoyed both games. RE 4 Remake Ada's voice can fuck off though. +--- 634492053 +>>634491225 +How many of them are Japanese +--- 634492172 +>>634483157 (OP) +the irony is that japanese dont understand the idea of soul. The spirit and charm of resi4og is completely gone in remake, and the very people who fucking made OGresi4 are incapable of even seeing that +--- 634492449 +>>634492172 +>japanese dont understand the idea of soul +are you fucking retarded +--- 634492504 +>>634483157 (OP) +That's fine and all, however, Shinji is not the sole creator of Resident Evil. His team was the reason why it was successful. +--- 634495119 +OG troons in shambles. +--- 634495231 +>>634495043 +Take your Jewish Ms. Doubtfire and go +--- 634495238 +>>634492172 +You are an absolute fucking retard. Why is it inconceivable that someone might enjoy the remake as its own product while still also enjoying the original as its own product? +--- 634495283 +>>634495143 +>>634495218 +I really like the remake but they are sad consumer drones to be upset at someone talking shit about it. +--- 634495306 +>>634492172 +OG troon so mind broken he thinks the original creator of the game he claims has soul doesn't know anything about it. Kek. +--- 634495309 +>>634495143 +There really were a lot of disingenuous comparisons. For instance, the video made the first Krauser fight look like a cutscene in the remake when it is in fact a proper fight using the new knife mechanics. +--- 634495385 +I hope they literally never remove Denuvo from this game. +--- 634495398 +>>634485451 +>stealing a South Park joke but making it 10x longer +I still liked it. +--- 634495413 +Remake won. +--- 634495474 +Feels good to be a Remake chad. +--- 634495482 +>>634489354 +chill it with the racism and antisemitism +--- 634495597 +>>634495309 +It's clear the whole point is to show the cinematic differences, the comparison wouldn't make any sense showing the remake fight gameplay, people would still sperg out about how it's not fair because one clip is a cinematic qte and the other is player controlled. +--- 634495782 +>>634483157 (OP) +>PS5 +Xbros... Not like this. +--- 634495824 +>>634495597 +The problem is that just makes the video be bias because even if remake did something better, it does not get shown that because crowbat can't admit that the remake did something better, like the shooting range for example or crowser fight or the treasures, environment destructibility, AI, gameplay ect +--- 634495858 +>>634495309 +Exactly. His dickriders will respond with "Aktually his comparison is just about atmosphere and soul!" Which is bullshit since he also showed full cutscenes of Ada just because her voice is worse in the remake. +The video is cherrypicked and now they'll pretend the creator of OG RE 4 is lying +--- 634495894 +>>634489271 +Fr fr +--- 634495896 +Everyone knows Remake is better. Even the creator of the original game admits it. +--- 634495958 +The director of the original game admits Remake is superior. OG troons kneel. +--- 634495996 +>>634495782 +xbros doesnt exist +--- 634496075 +>>634495958 +>>634495896 +reminder that re4 came out A YEAR LATER than half life 2 +--- 634496089 +Remake won. It's over for us OG sisters. It's time to kneel. +--- 634496117 +>>634495824 +ESL moment +--- 634496212 +>>634495043 +--- 634496214 +>>634495896 +>>634495958 +Nah, fuck off. I love the remake but you don't need to insult the original to defend it. +--- 634496224 +>>634483157 (OP) +>>634483157 (OP) +What If I told you can like a game, but still point out its flaws? +I know your two brain cells cannot comprehend such a travesty. You must base your entire identity, dedicate your life around defending a video game on an obscure mongolian basket weaving forums where shitting on every game is the norm. You recoil in actual pain as if you received a wound from some anon who dared criticized your holy goyslop +Have you ever stopped for a moment to think, why are you like this? +Where did your life go so wrong that you're willing to die on a hill for a multi-billion dollar company? +It's time to take a break from the discord and reddit and ponder these questions. +--- 634496285 +>>634495824 +Remake did some things better but those examples don't fit with the theme of the video which is more about artistic direction than gameplay features. 'soul' is visual first. +--- 634496338 +>>634483157 (OP) +>yet another twitter literally who thread +--- 634496724 +>>634496285 +I don't agree that it's fair, but even then why for example there are no parts of the castle shown where the remake looks better? Like the part before the chimera statue? Why did he show the knight corridor and pretended that remake removed that? This is why I say the video is bias. +--- 634497397 +>>634496724 +there's prop knights in that remake corridor, it's the same corridor. Now you're asking to visually compare two different places which wouldn't make any sense. It doesn't assume the knights ennemies are removed, you even see them later in an ashley clip. The knights in that og corridor aren't npcs they're props with 2 qtes. +--- 634497739 +>>634497397 +That's exactly what I am saying +Crowbat shows part of og where there are prop knights and then a part of remake where there are no prop knights, even though they are there just in different place. That creates an illusion in /v/edditors mind (because he only watches games on youtube) that the remake removed the prop knights which is wrong. +--- 634497967 +>>634497397 +https://youtu.be/83BhJAZrXrc?t=878 [Embed] +there +--- 634498405 +>>634495283 +ok talk and no excuses mr.drone +--- 634498490 +>>634496117 +>buzzword +--- 634498514 +>>634495597 +>It's clear the whole point is to show the cinematic differences +lmao this is some cope +--- 634498527 +I have no idea who this insufferable nobody with the OLD GOOD NEW BAD video is or why everyone is constantly spamming his useless video + +Is it just the video creator spamming it everywhere for views? +--- 634498536 +>>634496338 +>average RE4 og fan +--- 634498595 +>>634498527 +that is the half of it yes, the other half is thats its getting spammed by doomposters who lost at almost every point to feel justified and superior now +--- 634498620 +>>634497739 +>>634497967 +there is prop knights in that remake corridor, you can see one in the clip peaking on the middle-right. It just feels like this place has been rushed or skipped over in the remake. +--- 634498643 +>>634498595 +Do people actually do this? Spend more time screaming about how bad a game is than they spent playing it? +--- 634498756 +>>634498643 +in here? absolutely +--- 634498810 +>>634498527 +>OLD GOOD NEW BAD +except you're not even getting that, +what is happening is the old is dumbed down to your troglodyte slopper standard +--- 634498812 +Shinji Mikami made Evil Within his opinions on what a good game is are completely invalid. +--- 634498857 +>>634483157 (OP) +He is only just the Handsome, modest, elegant, whose smile is bright, whose games are legendary +--- 634498912 +>>634498810 +I played OG in 2005 +I played remake in 2023 +They're both fine games +Seek professional mental health help for your issues +--- 634498947 +>>634498643 +--- 634498962 +>>634496285 +>’soul' is visual first +Now you’re just saying random shit +--- 634498987 +>>634483157 (OP) +He played it on a ps5 +Even former Xbox employees refuse to play on Xbox +--- 634499276 +>>634498812 +but Evil Within is a good game, better than RE4 og +--- 634499321 +>>634498962 +the soul was always shitty zoomoid term to pretend they're le nostalgia chads +only rarely does it apply. +--- 634499369 +>>634499276 +>but Evil Within is a good game +--- 634499410 +>>634495043 +i guess we all know where the other 40% is coming from +--- 634499418 +>>634499369 +filtered i see. +--- 634499452 +>>634489271 +Based +--- 634499614 +>>634498912 +how much are they paying you shill-kun? +since you jumped out for no reason witht he meds meme to discredit everything against your narrative as mental illness for mere not asslicking giving you pennies, +RE4 is postioning action shooter, +"remake" is your average 3rd person shooter with stealth slop, the only thing it has in common with RE4 is the paint of the game, everythign else is a slop that is found everywhere in the genre of modern era, + +fact it you think you are smart for being for shitposting here, despite the fact that you're just cog in the machine to leech of us, you will move into next flavor of the month to shill here for pennies, making (You), a literal parasite +--- 634500052 +>>634499614 +lol not him but RE4 is literal the generic game of all time +--- 634500517 +>>634500052 +ah yes, tank control and aim locking your screen target the desired points is found literally everywhere (well, maybe it did in few years after it's release, but the shovelware got filtered out) +--- 634502623 +>>634500517 +not everywhere but its for casual shitters. +--- 634502793 +>>634495143 +>>634495218 +>>634495287 +>all 3 of them are australian cunts +also, whoever gets a free copy from a publisher = shill +buy your games and I'll take your opinion more seriously +--- 634502921 +>>634483157 (OP) +what's with /v/ being a purist who dislikes every single game remake that ever existed anyway? +--- 634503028 +>>634502921 +they can't afford them +jokes aside i guess its because some remakes were quite a disaster but REmakes are one of the pretty good ones with the exception of 3. +Also tryhards love to scream about ''soul'' and shit so there is that too. +--- 634503079 +>>634503028 +>>634502921 +Actually, it's because this board has been flooded with brown zoomers, they think being contrarian and combative is how /v/ always was +--- 634503323 +>>634483216 +He's just being polite, the game itself is good and I enjoyed it even if I think it's an embarassing remake. +--- 634503425 +>>634503323 +can't be embarassing when it improved the story and almost everything else, the original is so shit in its writing its the most embarassing story i have ever seen in a videogame. +Its simply too in your face. +--- 634503554 +>>634495143 +>>634495218 +>>634495287 +I used to think Remake 4 was a dogshit cash grab but thankfully with the help of these people, all my concerns went away, I realized Remake 4 was superior to the OG in everyway and now I can happily enjoy the remake, content with my $100+ purchase. Thank you Capgods. Also make sure to subscribe to my girl Spherehunter she makes some really cool content. +--- 634503592 +>>634503425 +I loved it, I think the original it's perfect and the remake changed some fundamental mechanics that it shouldn't have touched. But still, the game itself is very good so I can't blame people who loved it, I might love it too if OG didn't exist in my mind to make the comparisons. +--- 634503682 +>>634503554 +fuck off with this copypasta i love RE4make but just shut the fuck up +--- 634503724 +>>634503592 +well if you think the original is a masterpiece good for you i personally never got into it, yeah the gameplay is nice but too easy and everything else is kind of meh. +--- 634504059 +>>634483157 (OP) +>Playing on console +--- 634504112 +>>634485451 +Have another (you) +--- 634504190 +>>634503028 +>>634503079 +or maybe because they're attention seekers who are like to make a thread hoping that it will bait some people and get bunch of (you) from it. I'm used to be one of them +--- 634504227 +>>634495218 +Is it legally required to have Man in your name you are an Australian? +--- 634504354 +>>634504190 +that too +--- 634504573 +>>634504059 +>implying anyone worthwhile would not play on console +LoL. +Lmao, even. +--- 634504665 +>>634503724 +You sound like a mouth breather. +--- 634504780 +>>634504573 +>Aiming with an analog stick +--- 634505289 +>>634503724 +We agree to disagree but goddamn the original is so tightly designed I wonder how you'd think it's kind of meh +--- 634506328 +thethe remajke is the superior videogame. WHY? because i suck a lot of cocks. soemteimes even put them inside my butt IM A HECKIN ZOOMERINO +--- 634506517 +>>634504665 +you sound upset + +>>634505289 +the overall direction of the game just rubs me off wrong way idk. I respect it but i am not a fan of it. +--- 634506616 +>>634503682 +Nothing wrong we seeking another persons opinion if you're unsure. +I find myself at home at Reddit where I can endlessly praise how glorious Remake 4 is. +--- 634506684 +>>634495143 +>crowbcat comparisons are disingenuous +yeah no shit that's what all of his videos are faggot this is just the first time it affects one of your favourite games +god i can't stand y*utubers +--- 634506797 +Even if the game was complete dogshit would you really expect a former employee of Capcom to openly say that? It would be very rude and unprofessional. +--- 634506820 +>>634498620 +that's fucking nonsense, what it looks like is that devs to into consideration where such armour would be placed in real place and not a fucking las vegas casino castle that og was +--- 634506850 +>>634506616 +i know this is bait but you're genuinely retarded or newfag if you think that post i replied to isn't a copypasta, because this same shit always appears in every RE4 thread. +--- 634506913 +>>634506820 +this +--- 634506926 +>>634499276 +I tried it this Halloween on my Series X but the low framerate and shit resolution made my eyes bleed and the forced stealth sections in the beginning were a real turn-off. Dropped it a ways into the woods/burned out village, but considering giving it another shot if the PC version runs much better. +--- 634507069 +>>634506926 +It runs much better on my shit laptop than it does on my series x. +--- 634507264 +>>634495385 +Capcom is not retarded to have denuvo for eternity in this game, just look at RE8, wait a year and play it for free. +--- 634507407 +>>634498643 +Newfag +--- 634507591 +>>634503079 +/V/ was always about counter culture you fucking newfag, if trannies were despised by 99% of the population this place will be pro tranny. +--- 634507726 +>>634489271 +true +--- 634507760 +>newfag Capcom dick riders don't understand how /v/ works +--- 634507897 +>>634495283 +So if you disagree with something that immediately makes you an upset drone? +--- 634507920 +>>634506926 +PC version is top so yeah +--- 634508260 +>>634495958 +Thisi s retarded bullshit cherrypicking. There is some stuff thats breakable and some shit thats not. diff --git a/v/634484164.txt b/v/634484164.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3c4a00086627ccb75230ee783dd5cbca3d60f1a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634484164.txt @@ -0,0 +1,101 @@ +----- +--- 634484164 +You wanna join the Tunnel Snakes? +you gotta tell me your greatest vidya achievement +--- 634484342 +>Getting all S-ranks in Metal Gear Rising on revengeance difficulty +>Beating Sin & Punishment: Star Successor on hard mode +>1-credit clearing Ikaruga +One of those things. +--- 634484395 +>>634484164 (OP) +Traveled to 98% of the map and did every single quest on an Xbox 360 with a faulty analog stick and a CRT screen. +--- 634484570 +>>634484164 (OP) +I bought the MW2 Season 3 pass for $30 +--- 634484623 +>>634484164 (OP) +In GTA V, I reached $20 billion all legit. If you don't know, $2 billion dollars is physically the maximum and the game breaks after that. I had to store $2 billion dollars at a time in different stocks. Franklin and Trevor also had over $10 billion. +--- 634484781 +>>634484164 (OP) +I don't know, I play games to have fun +Probably beating Fire Emblem: Conquest on Hard. Kitsune Lair and Fuga's Wild Ride and kiss my ass +--- 634484901 +>>634484164 (OP) +I like killing this dudes mom in front of him +--- 634484930 +>>634484623 +you are now not part of the tunnel snakes +--- 634485006 +>>634484930 +I'll show you a real tunnel snake amata +--- 634487372 +>>634484164 (OP) +I had something like 40+ perfection medals in halo 3 +--- 634488219 +>>634484164 (OP) +I unlocked all of the achievements in Skyrim and Ghosts of Tsushima +--- 634488587 +i fingered hex in a sydney nightclub once +--- 634489331 +>>634484164 (OP) +Was this character made by Todd as a vent from getting bullied for being in the chess club? +It just feels so forced especially with his mom dying if you do nothing. +--- 634492695 +>>634484164 (OP) +>first try ishin the sword saint in sekiro +>multi million point runs in all tony hawk games +>fallout 3 running at 20ish fps on an old pc +>GTA 3 (if you know, you know. fuck the m4 and shotgun guys) + +i guess these are the ones that come to mind right now +--- 634492847 +Cleared F-Zero GX Story Mode on Very Hard. +--- 634492884 +When I was in 8th grade I helped my girlfriend grind in Kingdom Hearts so she could stick the controller tip in her pussy and cast magic spells to use the vibration to get off. How's that for a vidya achievement? +--- 634493028 +>>634484164 (OP) +I won a Q3 national championship in my country back in 2003 +I got to top 500 in overwatch on the first 2 weeks after it released +I was top 1k players in Apex for a while too, but that was using cronus zen +--- 634493189 +>>634489331 +That unironically sounds like projection. This shit is a basic trope of every shitty high school drama. Bully gets redeemed because turns out he wasn't that shit of a person blah blah blah MC saves the day. No need to psychoanalyze stuff +--- 634493416 +>>634484164 (OP) +I collected all of those little blue orbs in the first crackdown game. +--- 634495227 +>>634489331 +It's what corporate suits think your typical gangster looks and acts like +--- 634495289 +>>634492884 +pics or it didn't happen +--- 634495297 +TUNNEL SNAKES RULE +--- 634497647 +>>634484164 (OP) +steam says this +I once beat halo on legendary not knowing the plasma pistol broke shields and defeated all the shielded enemies by a combination of perfect grenade throws and hand to hand combat +--- 634500385 +>>634492884 +for one i put the ps1 controller on my balls while summoning GFs in FF8 +for 2 my girlfriend at the time whipped my back with a gamecube controller cord while eating her out +--- 634500398 +Call of Duty: World At War Platinum Trophy +--- 634500519 +I put several thousand hours into games like league of legends and STILL managed to marry a biological woman +--- 634501856 +>>634500519 +cuz you're one of the guys who doesn't talk about games outside of throwing your friend under the bus "heh, yeah, jeffk asked me once and i told him no no bozo" +--- 634502074 +had a life during a round where I killed like a dozen japs with a samurai sword that I picked up in rising storm +then died to friendly fire from a flamethrower +--- 634504853 +I'm proud of this one. Expert is really fun +--- 634505570 +i got "iron man" on a level 44 discipline specced priest the only time i wanted to run the flag in warsong gulch (1 person caps the flag all 3 times without being killed) +--- 634507527 +>>634504853 +I did that with bots. +Seriously only 2.2% of people completed it? +I thought the hardest achievement in that game was to get that perfect wedding charge. diff --git a/v/634484365.txt b/v/634484365.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7b836fa30dcb8c3ff9b4e977b34331f464b47d7d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634484365.txt @@ -0,0 +1,862 @@ +----- +--- 634484365 +How did you know you were supposed to jump in the painting? +--- 634484432 +>>634484365 (OP) +By playing the Target demo. +--- 634484489 +>>634484365 (OP) +Toad tells you +--- 634484512 +There's a Toad that tells you to. +--- 634484597 +>>634484365 (OP) +It was an Easter egg for clever players. Th original game was Mario stumbling around the grounds and the front room. +--- 634484695 +>>634484489 +Not an argument. The game doesn't tell you how to talk to Toad either. +>b-b-but if you press- +Not an argument. The average player will test out all the buttons as soon as they start the game. The B button is the attack button, an NOWHERE in the game does it explain that its context sensitive. +Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +>but the instruction booklet sa- +Not an argument. If you need to use information OUTSIDE of the game itself then it is objectively shit game design and a garbage game. +--- 634484731 +>>634484365 (OP) +If you get close to the painting without jumping, the painting has a wavy effect. Alternatively the manual. +--- 634484827 +>>634484365 (OP) +no one just spent the first part of the game jumping and diving like a dipshit and accidentally fell into it? +--- 634484870 +>>634484365 (OP) +Because when you were a little kid playing this, you were so amazed by the graphics and what Mario could do that you just spent a lot of the time jumping around and exploring, and inevitably saw the painting shimmer +--- 634485020 +>>634484695 +>Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +There is a button prompt that shows up near Toad whenever you go near him +--- 634485136 +>>634484731 +>If you get close to the painting without jumping, the painting has a wavy effect. +Something no intelligent player would do. Just because you constantly run head first into walls in real life doesnt make it normal, real life or video game wise. +>Alternatively the manual. +Not an argument. See +>>634484695 + +>>634484827 +No one above a two digit IQ did, no. +>>634484870 +>Because when you were a little kid you have the brain capacity of a goldfish +Fixed +--- 634485145 +>>634484695 +Toad is the only interesting thing you can access other than the prominently displayed suspicious painting that also animates when you touch it. If you got stuck, it would be natural to go to him and try pushing every button you can. +--- 634485207 +>>634485020 +>There is a button prompt that shows up near Toad whenever you go near him +You must be especially stupid to think anyone isnt going to recognize this blatant lie. +This isn't Zelda. There are no button prompts at any point in the game. +--- 634485216 +>>634484695 +If you try to enter doors that have a star requirement, the game tells you that you need to recover a power star from an enemy inside one of the castle's paintings. You would then try to find out how to get into a painting, likely by jumping into one +--- 634485305 +>>634485145 +>it would be natural to go to him and try pushing every button you can. +There is nothing natural about pressing the attack button in front of a passive character. +Literally psychopathic behavior. +--- 634485367 +>>634484365 (OP) +mario slowly turned his head toward the screen to look directly into my eyes and said "ooohhh jump into the painting anon jump into the painting" +--- 634485409 +>>634485216 +Not an argument. Smart gamers arent going to approach a door with a star count on it if they dont have enough stars. They will already assume they dont have the required stars to open the door, and will never see the message. +--- 634485478 +>>634484365 (OP) +back in the day it was assumed retarded kids would be institutionalized. +--- 634485750 +>>634485305 +B is not exclusively used to attack. Upon starting the game the game tells you B can also be used to read signs. You don't have to try to punch toad by pressing B on him as B is used to interact in ways that are not punching +--- 634485871 +>>634485409 +Why would the player already know what the door with a number on it does? They haven't even seen a star yet. It could mean anything, and the only way to find out is to try entering that door. +--- 634485886 +>>634485750 +>the game tells you B can also be used to read signs. +Reading signs /= talking to Toad. Those are two completely different actions, and it's a leap in logic to suggest that the button accomplishes both actions when it only explicitly states one. +--- 634486090 +>>634485871 +>curious, there's a star symbol on the top right of the screen with the number zero next to it +>interesting, the doors in this castle also have stars on them, but some of them have numbers on top. I dont have that many stars yet, so theres no reason for me to try and open them +The fact that I need to explain this to you illustrates the exact type of midwit you are, a.k.a. the exact target audience this [poorly designed] game was made for +--- 634486145 +>>634484695 +Sorry you didn't figure out how to talk to a toad +I pray you get >70 IQ in your next life! +--- 634486191 +>>634486145 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634486208 +>>634485886 +If the player's smart enough to immediately know how a star door works, they're also smart enough to guess that maybe they can read something by interacting with Toad. +--- 634486315 +>>634486208 +>they're also smart enough to guess that maybe they can read something by interacting with Toad. +Yet they wont be able to because NOWHERE in the game is it explained how to talk to Toad. +>b-b-but if you just pres- +Not an argument. See >>634485305 +--- 634486357 +>>634484365 (OP) +Zoomie is oblivious to the basic mechanics of figuring shit out for yourself +80% probably couldn't finish OoT and that's me being generous +--- 634486406 +>>634484365 (OP) +>this guy didn't have the version where the paintings whisper to you when you get close +--- 634486408 +>>634485886 +One of the signs in bob-omb battlefield says there are painting worlds where enemies live. If you can't infer that there is a world in the painting and how to enter that world given the tools you need you're a midwit. +--- 634486490 +>>634486357 +>figuring shit out for yourself +A lazy way to excuse bad game design. Good games dont need you to just "figure shit out for yourself." They make it simple and apparent to those that are intelligent. +--- 634486578 +>>634486315 +When you're stuck, you experiment. Now that they know the B button is not purely an implement of violence, they'll be driven to discover its true use. It'll be a difficult journey but the reward will be worth it, and all the sweeter for figuring it out themselves. +--- 634486598 +>>634484695 +Good b8 +--- 634486625 +>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO HOLD MY HAND AND EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO ME LIKE IM A RETARD WITH THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH +yawn shit b8 I r8 0/8 +--- 634486663 +>>634486490 +I figured this out when I was 5. +--- 634486664 +It's a "mereley pretending to be retarded" thread. I bet OP is grinning like a, well a retard. +--- 634486667 +>>634486408 +Thatd be nice if the game explained that the wall hanging signs can be read, but it doesn't. The tutorial only shows the post signs as being interactable. Not only does the game give no indication that you can read the signs hanging on the walls, but they are textured so poorly they blend into the walls on smaller CRTs, which was the only type of tv that existed at the time. +--- 634486690 +>>634486490 +>Good games don't need you to just figure shit out for yourself +>>634486090 +Yet you had to figure out what the number on the door meant here by yourself because the game does not tell you what the number explicitly means. Assuming that it means stars is figuring it out by yourself +--- 634486698 +>>634486490 +>you need to spoonfeed me because i'm intelligent +--- 634486726 +>>634486625 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634486735 +>>634484365 (OP) +>Inside the castle + +I am still outside, how did you enter? +--- 634486771 +>>634484365 (OP) +i'm a man +--- 634486782 +>>634486490 +You are the reason they have to put a warning on chainsaws not to put your balls in the chain +--- 634486786 +>>634486664 +>>634486698 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634486864 +dude duke nukem had a dedicated button that said “ouf.” “Ouf.” “Where is it?” because you pressed all the same looking walls for secrets. Fucking start running into shit and hitting things when you’re stuck. +--- 634487003 +>>634486667 +I thought you said the player was smart. The game tells you to press B to read signs. It never says that the sign must not be on a wall. They'll solve this fiendish puzzle and you'll be humbled by their power of logical thinking. +--- 634487020 +>>634486786 +>>634486735 +--- 634487083 +>>634486864 +>because you pressed all the same looking walls for secrets. +I can tell you have autism because you think this is normal behavior. SM64 must have been designed with autists in mind, because normal, intelligent people arent going to run and dive headfirst into a solid wall, hoping it'll open up a level. +--- 634487089 +I'm better than you so what I say matters more and this is a fact so if you disagree you're coping and instantly lose +--- 634487161 +>>634484365 (OP) +Super Mario 64 had a bad UI and UX. +--- 634487190 +>>634487003 +Ones a 3D model the other is a blurry 2D texture pasted onto the wall. The N64s graphics are so shit its debatable if it's even recognizable as an interactable sign. +--- 634487330 +So you are NOT telling me how you got inside the castle? +--- 634487404 +Am I being gaslit by an autist or am I the real autist? I thought it was normal behavior to try out all the buttons and everything else like jumping into walls and paints but apparently I'm crazy and low IQ for doing that +--- 634487428 +>>634484365 (OP) +>only had a couple of days to play because I was borrowing my friend's n64 and all his games while he was on vacation in Canada. >Mario 64 was one of the games I really wanted to rip into but all I could do was run aimlessly around the castle. +>Couldn't find any hints or anything. +>Then when my friend came back he showed me and he just laughed when he saw the look on my face, I was so ducking mad +>returned it and never got to play +>had other chances to try it again but held off out of spite and a grudge against the game ever since +--- 634487537 +>>634487190 +It sounds like you are just bad at recognizing things. +--- 634487585 +How was I supposed to know how to breathe my parents never taught my how to breathe +--- 634487620 +>>634487537 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634487638 +>>634487190 +Not an argument. You are also assuming information that may not be true when saying one is a sign and the other cannot be. If you are assuming the player is smart, why are they removing all possibilities without even testing them? +--- 634487736 +>>634487585 +Humans are born with the Inate ability to breathe. +Unfortunately for Nintendo, humans weren't born with the inate ability to play Super Mario 64, yet it seems like they assume such, since the game is so badly designed and poorly explained. +--- 634487830 +>>634487736 +How did you enter the castle? +--- 634487845 +>>634487736 +What about kissing and picking up chicks? Nobody taught me how to do that and now I'm a 30 year old kiss less virgin +--- 634487932 +>>634487638 +If the devs wanted the player to recognize the 2D textures as signs one should have been placed outside as part of the tutorial, just like how the 3D sign was placed. +>why are they removing all possibilities without even testing them? +Not an argument. The player already tested out all the buttons and possibilities outside the castle. Intelligent players arent going to expect the game to change the rules, yet SM64 does this constantly not only with what is interactable, but with the context meanings of the buttons. Context which is never explained in game. +--- 634487997 +>>634487736 +*innate +--- 634488002 +>>634487845 +>What about kissing and picking up chicks? +People with desirable genes have this as an inate ability. Its modern natural selection at work. +--- 634488037 +>>634484597 +i didn't have a 64, i played a little bit at my friend's house though and all i remember is exploring the courtyard like the water under the bridge, it had such a crazy feel to it, it really felt futuristic and alien +--- 634488067 +>>634487330 +This. if you're approaching the bridge, then you get confronted by Latiku. Who speaks to you about how the camera (he's operating) works. it naturally extrapolates that you could probably talk to other characters as well. +I also distinctly remember the game automatically talking to the first toad in the main hall if you approach him, no button press needed. +--- 634488076 +So he is not telling me how he got inside... Curious... +--- 634488086 +>>634487736 +>>634488002 +>inate +How did you know you were supposed to jump in the painting, sirs? +--- 634488140 +>>634486786 +Super Mario 64 sold 12 million and has a metacritic user score of 9.1 +If you didn't figure out how to enter a level, that's on you +If 12 million people can figure out what to do (through experimentation or hearsay) and you can't, the problem is with you +--- 634488142 +>>634488086 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634488152 +>>634484365 (OP) +there are so many things ocarina of time doesnt tell you, not sure how this meme started with mario +--- 634488170 +>>634488142 +>I accept your concession, sir +--- 634488209 +>>634488152 +should have added an example + +how the FUCK are you supposed to know that you need to catch a fish in a botte and drop it in front of jabu jabu? seriously. did i miss something? because that’s obscure as fuck +--- 634488243 +>>634488170 +I'm not a fucking pajeet and you have no argument you fucking faggot! Now piss out of my thread +--- 634488275 +>>634488067 +> it naturally extrapolates that you could probably talk to other characters as well. +Not an argument. The game forces you to talk to Lakitu. If anything this reinforces to an intelligent player that NPCs that can talk will do so to you automatically. More poor game design. +>I also distinctly remember the game automatically talking to the first toad in the main hall if you approach him, no button press needed. +You're remembering incorrectly. This doesn't happen in the game. +--- 634488315 +>>634488275 +How ypu got inside? +--- 634488321 +OP is mad as fuck sirs +--- 634488340 +How were you supposed to know you had to push the on switch to turn on the console? +--- 634488384 +>>634488140 +>12 million midwits loved the poorly designed game that explained nothing but they got through it by flailing randomly like a retard +The masses are generally room temperature IQ. +>>634488170 +I accept your concession +--- 634488386 +>>634487089 +No argument against this, OP? +--- 634488401 +You weren't "supposed to know." +You are allowed to find out on your own. +--- 634488428 +>>634484365 (OP) +You can jump inside the paintings? What? +--- 634488460 +OP has been soundly defeated by 3 different points in this thread. Do you think he's smart enough to recognize which ones? +--- 634488467 +>>634488321 +OP lost as soon as he said the player doesnt know buttons are context sensitive, then someone points out the game tell you B can be used to read signs, suddenly he shifts goal posts saying “DURR TOAD ISNT A SIGN” + +I have to imagine its just a joke/troll though. No one is this retarded +--- 634488492 +>>634488401 +Invalid argument. +--- 634488496 +>>634484365 (OP) +the manual tells you to +--- 634488525 +>>634488492 +Why? +--- 634488535 +Thank you for all the posts sirs! +--- 634488542 +How was I supposed to know? +--- 634488543 +How the literal fuck were you supposed to know to click in the joystick and look directly at the sun? No other portal in the game does this. +>T-the npcs are looking up! +Not well communicated enough, sorry try again. +--- 634488559 +>>634484365 (OP) +Steps to a platform and a picture on the wall with no where else to go. Its common sense. +--- 634488561 +>>634488401 +>You are allowed to find out on your own. +See +>>634486490 +--- 634488601 +>>634484365 (OP) +>>634484695 +Maybe at the time the game came out this would be a valid complaint. But literally no one's first game that they play from this point onward until the end of time is going to be Mario 64. By the time you get to classic games, you've played enough games to understand the basics of game design and what's expected of you as a player. +--- 634488621 +>>634488561 +wow that's really fucking stupid. +--- 634488640 +>>634488496 +>manual +Not an argument +See +>>634484695 +--- 634488663 +>>634488561 +It was simple and apparent to me. Guess you aren't as smart as you'd like to think. Do you have a counterpoint to me alleging your intelligence is low or do you concede? +--- 634488720 +>>634488543 +>click in the joystick +zoom zoom +--- 634488723 +>>634488460 +His utter refusal to say how he got inside the castle is one of them +--- 634488774 +>>634484695 +>Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +how were you supposed to know Toad isn't hostile? +--- 634488789 +>>634488663 +Sorry sir but can you delete this post sir? +--- 634488803 +seriously though. feeding jabu jabu fish. how were you meant to know? +--- 634488812 +>>634488621 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634488859 +OP, I accept your concession. +--- 634488876 +>>634488496 +I, like many other poorfags, bought my used copy at a flea market that didn't come with a manual. Took me three days to figure it out. I didn't even feel like playing anymore after that and just played Burnout. +--- 634488883 +>>634488663 +>It was simple and apparent to me. +Hindsight bias +--- 634488894 +>>634488492 +You've already stated that the player must be very good at figuring things out since they already know how the star doors work without even using one or encountering a star. +--- 634488923 +dumbest thread in years. +--- 634488930 +>>634488883 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634488932 +>>634488467 +OP is clearly being obtuse and literal-minded but in such a way that it seems like he's relaying the game-play inputs via a speaker to a robot. +>>634488774 +Yeah, I thought toad was a ghost I had to beat when I first saw him, looking all see-through like that. +--- 634488959 +>>634488876 +kek, retard +--- 634489005 +>>634488923 +How was I supposed to know that this thread was going to be retarded? +--- 634489035 +>>634484365 (OP) +Why do video games need to handhold idiots? +--- 634489049 +>>634488803 +You know those video game shows? They put these game scenes for a "cool factor" before each segment and one had Link dropping a fish in front of Jabu-Jabu and getting swallowed. That's how I knew. +--- 634489054 +i PLAyiNG on PokeMOn SHoWdoWn +--- 634489056 +>>634488894 +>number in corner is lower than number on door +>door wont open +The fact that this line of logic equalizes to "good at figuring things out" speaks volumes about your intelligence. +--- 634489061 +>>634484365 (OP) +Look at this dipshit who skipped the "how to jump into paintings" tuorial then has the nerve to complain about it +--- 634489069 +>>634484695 +Why do autists say this all the time? +--- 634489132 +>>634488930 +>no argument +Hindsight bias confirmed +I accept your concession +--- 634489205 +>>634489069 +>no argument +I accept your concession +--- 634489215 +>>634489132 +Not an argument. I accept your concession +--- 634489270 +>>634486090 +this is so dumb. a door might have a star with numbers on it meaning it GIVES you that amount of stars, or that theres that amount of stars to potentially gain there, or anything +--- 634489291 +>>634489056 +You said they're so confident about what it means that they refuse to even try the door. What if it means something else, like maybe the 2 means there are 2 stars behind the door? Maybe that's a less likely interpretation, but they can't completely rule it out without some experimentation. +--- 634489293 +>>634489061 +Disngenuous argument and blatant lies +--- 634489358 +>>634489049 +interesting lol +--- 634489393 +>>634489056 +Literally not an argument. It is still a fact that it is figuring things out by yourself because the game does not explicitly tell you. The fact this needs to be explained to you speaks volumes about your intelligence. By the way that wasn't an argument. I'm just insulting you. You probably couldn't figure that out on your own so I'm explicitly telling you. +--- 634489402 +>634486726 +>The classic "no arguement" bait +I see OP has chosen violence upon waking up today. +--- 634489418 +>>634489270 +>>634489291 +based hivemind BTFOing OP +--- 634489449 +>>634489215 +I accept your concession + +>>634489270 +>a door that GIVES you stars +Holy shit, I knew SM64 players were of low intelligence, but in what universe does a doors an inanimated object, give the player ANY kind of resource +--- 634489462 +>>634488876 +yes, that's the point. It's just less blatant than games that asked you to type in the 5th word of the second paragraph on page 17. +--- 634489484 +>>634489449 +>I accept your concession +Failed to provide an argument first. I accept your concession. +--- 634489506 +OP is going to sprain a muscle with this relentless faggotry. +--- 634489520 +>>634484365 (OP) +when you get near the painting it jiggles a lot. since you onoy have two methods of interacting with something, a jump or a punch, and punching near the painting makes it jiggle more, it's a logical conclusion to try jumping at it to see what happens. that's how I discovered shifting sand land as well +--- 634489528 +>>634489449 +i mean whats behind the door might be something like a level that gives you stars..obviously. not the door itself. + +ok time for bed this is so stupid lol +--- 634489529 +>>634489393 +>By the way that wasn't an argument +Yep. And neither was this disengenous post. +I accept your concession +--- 634489538 +>>634488930 +>>634489132 +>>634489215 +>>634489449 +>>634489484 +Kiss already. +--- 634489585 +>>634489538 +Not an argument. +--- 634489613 +>>634489484 +I accept your concession + +>>634489506 +Not an argument +--- 634489669 +>>634489613 +--- 634489691 +>>634489613 +I don't accept your concession. +--- 634489692 +>>634489585 +I'm arguing that you should stop flirting and get a room. +--- 634489696 +>>634489528 +>i mean whats behind the door +You mean the door you cannot get behind because you lack the stars that are numbered on the door? Great logic +>ok time for bed this is so stupid lol +Good night anon. Rest well knowing I accept your concession. +--- 634489701 +>>634489393 +I accept your concession because you didn't address the previous post and were being disingenuous. By the way that's the correct way to spell DISINGENUOUS. RETARD +--- 634489753 +The Bob omb in the painting looks like it has a beak I thought that was interesting. +--- 634489757 +https://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen8randombattle-1846061282 check this out guys! I pwned him lol +--- 634489878 +>>634489701 +>so mad he didnt even apply to the correct post +lmao +No need to get THIS mad, anon. I already accepted your concession. You're done, you can go cool off now. +--- 634489887 +The game never told me to collect the star, so after I would defeat King Bob-omb I would run around not knowing what to do and then turn off the game. Imagine my shock when I looked up a YouTube video on how to progress almost 10 years later. Don't get me started on Mario Kart 64, how was I supposed to know to cross the finish line? +--- 634489898 +>>634489757 +i nOT goNnA liE i WaS goInG tO pWn YouR aSs bUT thAT waS SomE FinE PLaY xD +--- 634490051 +>>634489696 +You don't know that the door requires stars because you never tried opening it. So you cannot be certain that the number on the door (N) means it requires N stars, rather than meaning that there are N stars behind the door. +--- 634490216 +I know this thread is taking the piss, but it is genuinely unbelievable how bad and unwilling to search or experiment some people are with video games. +--- 634490295 +>>634484695 +how was I meant to know how to insert the game cartridge? +--- 634490410 +>>634484365 (OP) +mario whispers it if you wait long enough +--- 634490483 +How are you supposed to know Bowser is the bad guy? +--- 634490490 +>>634490295 +How was I supposed to know I was supposed to buy the game? I would see it on the display case behind the glass and I was like "wow, this looks very interesting but I'll need a hammer to get to this", so I did. 5 fucking years in prison. +--- 634490557 +>>634490490 +how was I meant to know of the games existence? you just lost it +--- 634490721 +>>634490483 +He isnt. Literally none of this would have happened if Peach just marrried Bowser. She would have spared the lives and suffering of hundreds, maybe thousands of individuals if she did what actual royalty does and put her kingdom before her selfish desires. +--- 634490749 +>>634490557 +How was I supposed to express my feelings for you? +--- 634490803 +>>634489520 +>the post that btfo op +--- 634490806 +>>634490749 +how am I? +--- 634490841 +>>634490721 +Bowser didn’t want to marry her in 64. That wasn’t an idea until way later. He just trapped her in the walls with the toads so he could steal the Castle and the Stars. +--- 634490897 +>>634490806 +You look rather cute today, anon-kun +--- 634490968 +>>634490841 +>Bowser didn’t want to marry her in 64. That wasn’t an idea until way later. +--- 634490969 +>>634490721 +That would make him king, and the kingdom would be ruled by a tyrant. +--- 634491041 +>>634484365 (OP) +>see toad +>instantly filled with powerful, visceral hatred +>go to punch him in his stupid fucking face +>gain forbidden knowledge +Grug know thing man not meant to know... +Grug know...how he supposed to know... +--- 634491075 +>>634490968 +Not a real Mario game. +--- 634491084 +>>634490721 +>>634490841 +Bowser in Mario 64 didn't want to get the princess nor take over the Castle, he didn't even get all the stars (Bowser says so himself when you get 120 and it is stated that the stars in Peach's slide weren't ever stolen). + +Bowser wants to "cause mischief with his minions", it is stated when he goes to the Fire Sea; he's just a bully having fun. No desire for conquest or to kill or marry anyone +--- 634491264 +>>634490803 +I didnt see that one. That one could be refuted with: +>>634489520 +>randomly punching near a wall +Unhinged behavior. No normal person is going to run up to a wall, painting or not, and start punching it. Psychopathic logic + +This is the post that BTFO me >>634490051 +Done in by my own posts working against me. Im in a corner and have no rebuttal agaisnt this one. You'll have to accept my concession this time. + +I'm not OP btw. I just hijacked his thread. SM64 is actually one of my favorite games. These threads are reposted semi-frequently and I like seeing how purposely obtuse I can be about the game being poorly explained. This is by far the furthest I've ever carried a thread. +I have no idea what happened to OP, but he must have bailed early in the thread. +--- 634491392 +>>634490969 +>and the kingdom would be ruled by a tyrant. +Who's to say Bowser wouldnt mellow out once he got his dick wet? In Paper Mario Bowser could have reigned supreme if he used the star rod efficiently as soon as he acquired it. +Instead he was content with what he had and just chilled out in Peach's castle with her. +--- 634491667 +>>634491075 +Cope +--- 634491760 +>>634491667 +>made by Square Enix +>has almost never been acknowledged at all by Nintendo, only fleeting cameos in Superstar Saga and a mii costume +Not a real Mario game +--- 634491947 +>>634491392 +>peach should have risked everything on the off chance bowser would chill +--- 634491948 +>>634484695 +>The game doesn't tell you how to talk to Toad either. +>The B button is the attack button, an NOWHERE in the game does it explain that its context sensitive. +Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +the game actually tells you that the B button is context sensitive, and it does so as the very first message it shows you. +>Press [A] to jump +>and [B] to attack. +>Press [B] to read signs, too. +it literally says B serves 2 entirely different purposes which depends on the context in which you press the button, as in, it's telling you it's context sensitive. +On top of it actually explaining it's context sensitive, it telling you it's used to read sign also implicitly means it's used to interact with things. +>BUT IT DOESN'T SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU THAT IT'S USED TO TALK TO TOAD +when you enter the castle, the way the camera moves as you walk/run in the center of the hall quite literally shows you toad as the first thing. +Now, what would an averagely intelligent individual do when seeing a random NPC jumping and wailing his arm, as if he was trying to catch your attention? Try to interact. +But how, you ask? Well...either you're smart and remember what you've been told literally 20 seconds ago and press B, or you're slightly less smart and try to press A, see you jump instead, and then try B. + +Congratulations, you're less smart than a 5 years old kid! +--- 634492010 +>>634491948 +Technically A also works to talk to toad +--- 634492181 +>>634484365 (OP) +At the beginning of the game you're given a short textbox explaining the basic controls: Press A to jump, press B to attack as well as read signs, and use the control stick to move Mario. The game then instructs you to head for the castle. Once inside the castle, you naturally begin to explore the lobby only to find every door is locked save for a single door to the immediate left of you when you enter. Upon entering this room, you're immediately met with a very distinct painting hung above a small pedestal, which further emphasizes it. It's so well emphasized that most players won't even notice the two signs hung on the wall adjacent to it + +When you walk up to the painting, it begins to ripple, which makes it stand out compared to everything else in the game up to this point. This signals to the player that this painting is important, and that they need to do something to or with it. Naturally, players will experiment with all they've learned up to this point. By now they already know what moving the control stick next to it does, and pressing B will only cause Mario to punch the wall in front of him to seemingly no effect, so by process of elimination the only other thing for a player to do is to jump at it with A, causing them to fall in and enter the first world of the game + +>>634484695 +>The B button is the attack button, an NOWHERE in the game does it explain that its context sensitive. +The first textbox you get when you start a new game explicitly tells you that you can press B to read signs in addition to attacking. The game even puts a sign right in front of you so you can see and read it +>Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +If the game tells you that you can read signs, it makes toadal sense that you can use B to talk to Toad, seeing as he's a sentient creature who doesn't hurt you and only fully appears when you get close to him +--- 634492194 +>>634484365 (OP) +By exploring and trying new things? Running near the painting makes it jiggle so you investigate it etc. Games shouldn't have to tell you every aspect of the game with tutorials and popups, people can figure out things on their own (which is more satisfying for them anyway) +--- 634492246 +>>634491760 +Your words were as follows +>That wasn't an idea until way later +What I posted in response showed it was actually an idea before Mario 64. You sir are a goalpost mover. +--- 634492274 +>>634484365 (OP) +That’s not as bullshit as the stress I endured trying to figure out how to get to the save file menu. Let me tell you, growing up with a Nintendo 64 that didn’t come with a controller was NOT fun. +--- 634492364 +>>634492246 +>it was actually an idea before Mario 64 +A non canon idea made by a company that has had no involvement with Mario outside that single game. +Not a real Mario game +>You sir are a goalpost mover +Not an argument +--- 634492428 +>>634492364 +>A non canon idea made by a company that has had no involvement with Mario outside that single game. +If it's non canon then why was Paper Mario's name originally going to be Mario RPG 2? +>Not an argument +Not an argument +--- 634492485 +>>634492428 +>If it's non canon then why was Paper Mario's name originally going to be Mario RPG 2? +And yet it wasn't called that. Curious. +I accept your concession +--- 634492518 +I'm gonna end the OP : + +no one had any issue finishing the game +whatever issue you have with instructions being unclear is just you being a retard + +if 8 years old figured it out, it's easy enough +--- 634492532 +>>634484365 (OP) +https://vocaroo.com/1c49OspaJ4MB +--- 634492670 +gem thread +--- 634492741 +>>634492518 +Children are retarded. If a retard figured it out, the game logic is also retarded +--- 634492754 +>>634490490 +Games weren't hidden behind glass until the ps2 when niggers finally started getting into gaming and they would steal every game in sight +Nice try though, zoomie. +--- 634492769 +>>634491424 +Deleted lol. I win +--- 634492836 +>>634491948 +Did you even read the text boxes you get when Mario jumps out of the pipe after starting the game? +--- 634492887 +>You can return to [the] castle's main hall at any time from [the] painting worlds where [the] enemies live. Just stop, stand still, press Start to pause [the] game, [the]n select ”Exit Course.“ +Indicating that you can enter the paintings. +--- 634492919 +>>634492274 +Mario tells you to press start to play if you idle for too long +--- 634493010 +>>634484365 (OP) +i actually picked this up without being told about them and full 3d exploration was interesting enough that i'd spend a minute or two playing around before noticing the ripples that occured close to the paintings and found out about it on my own. +--- 634493041 +>>634492754 +>that tfw when you will never ever RETVRN to Funcoland +It actually fucking hurts, bros +--- 634493283 +>>634492741 +Sophistry, children are not retarded, their brain is less developed but they can still grasp basic logic. +Two retarded things don't go hand in hand, they clash. Dumb instructions won't be understood by a dumb kid. +--- 634493294 +>>634488496 +who was calling him from the painting +how did they know he was there +--- 634493510 +>>634488640 +you're mistakenly pulling a critique here that's only applicable about franchises like the Star Wars EU - everyone read booklets on our way home from the video game store. +--- 634493942 +>>634493294 +bowser's voiced sounded like it came from everywhere so whoever was in the painting must have heard it too and started to call for help +--- 634494095 +>>634484365 (OP) +>200 replies on this shit thread +--- 634494345 +>>634484365 (OP) +Troll thread +--- 634494758 +>>634484695 +>Not an argument. The game doesn't tell you how to talk to Toad either. +Not an argument. I was 8 and was able to 120 star this. +>Not an argument. The average player will test out all the buttons as soon as they start the game. The B button is the attack button, an NOWHERE in the game does it explain that its context sensitive. +Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +Not an argument. I was 8 and was able to 120 star this. +>Not an argument. If you need to use information OUTSIDE of the game itself then it is objectively shit game design and a garbage game. +Not an argument. I was 8 and was able to 120 star this. +--- 634494820 +>>634484365 (OP) +>>634484695 +>the game doesn't tell me how to walk, I can't walk!!!!!!!!! +Modern bait, everyone +--- 634494907 +>>634485136 +I remember the first time I saw a wall move like water. I poked it and saw my hand sink into it. I decided to push my head through it and I saw a crackhead behind it. He cut off my finger so I beat him within an inch of his life, stole his crack and reported him to the police. The cops didn't even bother investigating his claim that I stole his crack, because who honestly would take the word of a crackhead over a 17y/o? Anyway it turns out he had a warrant for his arrest but nobody could find him behind the wavy wall. +--- 634495342 +>>634492532 +This needs to become the “post it” post for any mario related game like that retarded drawing. +--- 634495414 +>>634485305 +Then, you must load in a game and not touch anything and stand still until prompted? +--- 634495810 +I love these threads. Hop into em every time +--- 634495897 +>>634484365 (OP) +when something is jiggling I know to dive right in +--- 634495980 +>>634484365 (OP) +there are literally stairs that lead up to the painting. obviously they want you to interact with the painting in some way if they put stairs leading up to it. once you know you can jump through paintings, you're going to do what everyone did as a kid and try to jump through every painting in the game +--- 634496032 +>>634486090 +>Players won't interact with the doors because they're smart and will know they can't get in +>Players won't interact with the painting because they're dumb and don't know what it do +Pick one (1) and only one. +--- 634496069 +>>634484695 +If you don't know how to talk to npc's as a basic thing in all games, and talking to people in real life you live in a fucking cave. +--- 634496172 +>>634484695 +>only retarded people figured out how to beat the game +whatever you have to tell yourself bud +--- 634496241 +>>634484695 +--- 634496357 +>>634484695 +Based this is why Mario Odyssey is 10x better than this turd. I play games to have fun not solve some cryptic puzzle. Mario Odyssey you don't have to think and takes actual skill fuck boomers +--- 634497174 +>>634484365 (OP) +Manual +Toad +Marketing +Funneling +--- 634497587 +the paintings have a ripple effect, symbolizing water or a pool, inviting you to enter it. +--- 634497672 +>>634484695 +retard +--- 634497752 +>>634484695 +Good bait +--- 634498317 +>>634487083 +>zoom-zooms don't know 'bout Wolf3D or DOOM +A pitiful state of affairs. +--- 634498413 +AAaahahahahahahaha erveryone in this threads's mad and loses instantly to me hahahaha lol how doe sit feel to get pwned hard style and LOSE (tom e) loL!!! +--- 634498574 +>>634484597 +--- 634498785 +The least ambitious bait thread.... +--- 634498798 +>>634492754 +>/pol/tard finds a way to shoehorn in his phobia of minorities into a fucking Super Mario thread of all things +I'd be impressed if I wasn't so disgusted +--- 634498993 +How did you know you were supposed to walk? +>b-b-but if you hold- +Not an argument. An average person is not going to assume that the fucking plastic nipple on the controller moves the character. +>b-b-but they tell you- +Not an argument. An average 8-year-old playing this game wouldn't know how to read, and even if they did, how would they know what those shitty pictograms meant? "A button"? What the fuck is an "A button"? +>b-b-but if you try all the buttons- +Not an argument. If you have to press everything just to figure out how to move then it is objectively shit game design and a garbage game. +--- 634499018 +>>634498993 +yyour coencesision I acepTIng it!.. +--- 634499267 +>"OP pretends to not know how to play SM64" thread #256 +>over 200 replies of people explaining the absolute basics, quoting text boxes at the start of the game and citing the manual +So is this like reverse trolling or what? +--- 634499517 +OP here, sorry I was absent for a while. I had to take a shit and I live a good distance from the ganges river, but I accept everyone's concession +--- 634499839 +>>634484365 (OP) +EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY FOR 10+ YEARS +KILL YOURSELF +--- 634499936 +>>634484365 (OP) +No. How the fuck was i supposed to figure out what to do without a big arrow pointing to a yellow highlight zone along with a colleague who tells me exactly where to go every 3 minutes? + +Thank Fauci modern game devs addressed these glaring issues after they defeated racism and sexim. +--- 634500361 +>>634488384 +>people with room temperature IQ can figure it out +>me, an intellectual, can't +>surely it's because game is bad +HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT I HAVE TO JUMP OVER THAT BROWN MUSHROOM?? FUCKING NINTENDOOOOOOOOO +--- 634501741 +It all depends on seeing it done before otherwise you would never know. Bad game design and bad game altogether. +--- 634503164 +>Enter any room +>It's very small and totally empty, except for one LARGE painting right in front of you, the very first thing you see when entering, right in front of you, and the only thing there is around. If you approach it, it waves, inviting you to get closer. + +There is not a single person in the world who wouldn't get it. It's even more effective than having a text indicating you to jump in because some kids don't even know how to read yet they easily understand they must get into the huge painting. +--- 634503235 +>>634484695 +How come no one has been able to refute this? +--- 634503258 +>>634491041 +Look at him go +--- 634504068 +>>634488542 +>NOWHERE on the nintendo 64 does it say to insert the game cartridge +>NOWHERE on the game box does it say you're actually supposed to open it, take out the cartridge and insert that instead of the box +And if you figured this out you have giga-autism +--- 634505596 +>>634484695 +>If you need to use information OUTSIDE of the game itself then it is objectively shit game design and a garbage game. + +And that's where you fucked up +--- 634507995 +>>634484695 +>Only an absolute drooling retard or edgelord teen is going to press the attack button in front of Toad +lmoa diff --git a/v/634484507.txt b/v/634484507.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b90a64256fc749adb2372fa8261d88772da91021 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634484507.txt @@ -0,0 +1,619 @@ +----- +--- 634484507 +here's your new monster hunter, bro +--- 634484805 +https://twitter.com/V_Jump/status/1648190086369140737 +--- 634484913 +>>634484507 (OP) +Snoys thought it's their time to get the next Monster Hunter, lmao +--- 634485017 +>>634484507 (OP) +>Beta sign up's won't work. +lmao +--- 634485175 +Pokemon Go but MH? Okay then... +--- 634485256 +>>634484913 +Kek +--- 634485272 +>>634484507 (OP) +>pokemon go raid battles but with monster hunter +It will never be popular enough and die like all the rest. If it wasn't for Miyamoto probably paying for it out of his own pocket, the pikmin game would be dead too. And I liked pikmin, but then they ruined mushrooms raids. Before you could solo them on your own in a few hours, then it became literal days or even a week if you didn't have multiple people helping you. No one plays the game near me so I dropped it. I guess I'll play it until Niantic kills it for rural players yet again. +--- 634485280 +Niggers. +--- 634485430 +MonHunbros... How do we keep Niantic the fuck out of our series... +--- 634485505 +>>634485430 +Niantic is quite literally going to shit all over solo hunters. How will they recover from this? +--- 634485590 +>>634485272 +I take great pleasure in seeing a retarded normalfag like yourself have something they like dissolve into nothing. You can just go back to talking about the weather and telling your fellow NPCs what you did over the weekend, like you always have before you invaded videogames :) +--- 634485635 +>>634485590 +Do you always start rambling about random shit like this? +--- 634485764 +https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/9697?countrycode=jp +Bro... +--- 634485795 +>>634485635 +Aww are you gonna cwy? +--- 634486073 +>>634485590 +Doesn't the fact that he has no friends mean he's not a normalfag? You retard. +--- 634486127 +>>634485795 +No? +--- 634486182 +>>634486127 +Calm down little boy +--- 634486254 +>>634486182 +Who? +--- 634486378 +>>634484507 (OP) +A bit late for april's fools no? +--- 634486394 +>>634486254 +>IT'S MAM!!1! +relax dude +--- 634486431 +>>634486394 +Who's mam? +--- 634486510 +>>634486431 +im mam +--- 634486597 +>what is pokemon go but mh world +bravo crapcum, you fucking hack +jesus christ monster hunter fucking fell off hard +--- 634486718 +>>634485764 +They're going to have to learn the hard way +--- 634486741 +>>634486597 +This isn't even the first MH mobile game you retard. +--- 634486743 +>Niantic +>Basically MH Explore with a PokeGo overworld to go between fights +I don't think this will catch on the way they think it will, the appeal of PoGo for a lot of normalfags is how easy and quick it is to catch a Pokemon, you'll take like 2 minutes AT MOST, with a game like Monster Hunter you either make the hunts as quick as that, which will result in them being boring and unengaging due to that, or you make them longer which would make them engaging and more in-line with what people like about Monster Hunter, but at the cost of losing a lot of the normalfag appeal that want something quick while walking around, either way, i don't see this game getting that big of an audience. +the only upside is that this might mean that the MH mobile game by Tencent might be cancelled/dropped which is a net-positive +--- 634486747 +God why +--- 634486757 +>>634486431 +--- 634486815 +>>634486741 +I know, that makes it way worse +--- 634486897 +>>634485175 +Is it really? +Didn't pokemonGo died 4 months after it's release when everyone became lazy to move outside to catch pokemons? +--- 634486950 +>>634486897 +It's still the highest grossing pokemon game with the highest player base. Why do you think the lastest pokemon game has a pokemon go tie in? And now they are releasing pokemon sleep (finally) which is just a pokemon go tie in. +--- 634486961 +>>634484507 (OP) +So instead of making a traditional mh game, they do the same old tired gimmick gps route that every other company did? + +Have they learned nothing from Minecraft earth? +--- 634487016 +Capcom is trying so hard to get their own gaas recently, it is funny. But i imagine they dont have many IP's that can be used on mobile platforms. MH is interesting but if even Pokemon died, i wouldnt expect much. +--- 634487035 +>>634486897 +You dumb zoomer. Things aren’t “dead” just because your zoomer e-celebs and /v/ don’t talk about them. +--- 634487096 +>>634486961 +If genshin can have coop, i imagine they could do the same with MH if they tried on mobile. But they would need some GOOD devs and it would be very expensive, mh go is the safest and easiest choice. +--- 634487326 +>>634487016 +Fucking. Megaman Battle Network/Star Force +--- 634487349 +>just reusing World assets +I was excited to see the monsters and characters in a new style, but they are literally just reusing World stuff again, bone and iron weapons too. +--- 634487478 +>>634486897 +>Didn't pokemonGo died 4 months after it's release +As of Feb23 it had 5 milions of average daily active players. It's far from dead, even if it's less than 10% of it's peak months. +--- 634487680 +>>634485175 +PoGo is on a downhill jam of shitty decisions and not fixing the game for anyone that isn't in a major city (NYC, LA, et. al. as examples of major cities). Why the FUCK would I play a Monster Hunter version of that if they aren't putting in effort to Pokemon? +--- 634487713 +>>634486961 +>instead +MH6 is still in development, this is some C-team project they're shitting out for an easy buck. +--- 634487737 +>>634487326 +Megaman is cool, but do you think it has potential to become a big ip on mobile? +--- 634487761 +Please Rathalos, fuck every american you see. +--- 634487791 +>>634487761 +thats korea +--- 634487882 +>>634486743 +They've already tried with Harry Potter (pre-Rowling implosion) and that failed. Then they did it with the NBA IIRC, which also failed. + +Niantic's only money maker is Pokemon. Which is failing because they have a skeleton crew on it that absolutely hates that people aren't walking 5+ miles a day and are using Remote Raid Passes for $1 each because that's LITERALLY the only way they can get full raids at this point as nobody but sketchy people show up to raids physically post-2016/launch of PoGo. + +So they're killing their "golden goose" trying to chase that 2016 high but the world has moved on and COVID has made it impossible to go back to that era. + +Shit, even CD Project's attempt with the Witcher (without Niantic's involvement) flopped and never left beta. +--- 634487969 +>>634487791 +even better +--- 634488008 +>>634487882 +You're forgetting Pikmin Bloom too, which doesn't seem to be doing too hot in the slightest. +between Niantic's terrible track record post-2019 and Capcom's rotten luck with mobile gaming, if this game catches on it'll be a miracle. +--- 634488013 +>>634484507 (OP) +Resident evil gacha when? +--- 634488096 +Hey /v/, pick up your phone. Let's hunt some monsters, I'll use the Longsword +--- 634488204 +>>634488008 +I think Teppen is good. But the shitty performance on low-end phones fucked it over for me. I don't know Capcom's mobile efforts besides ports of Ace Attorney (good, but expensive) and Monster Hunter Stories, otherwise. +--- 634488376 +>Literally the only good part about MH is the combat +>Constantly shits out pointless spinoffs like puzzle games, pachinko and Pokémon clones + +Who buys this crap? +--- 634488380 +>>634486897 +It's not dead but the drop was because the game it was empty. +--- 634488497 +>>634488380 +holy third worlders +--- 634488571 +wait it's not a joke? +Why? +I hate this "real world" shit. Literally who the fuck wants this, I wonder if they rethought it after seeing how hard pokemon go just got reamed. +--- 634488574 +DEAD + +PRE + +ARRIVAL +--- 634488585 +>>634488376 +>>Literally the only good part about MH is the combat +and the music, and the monster designs, and the comfy villages, and the cool equipment... +and this is coming from someone who didn't buy into any spinoffs but stories 2 and I semi regret buying that game even though it was fun +--- 634488704 +>>634488376 +I would argue that MH's strongest aspect is the camaraderie you get, destroying monsters with your bros and helping them grind for parts. I agree with the rest of your argument though as pokemon and pachinko shit do nothing to enhance that feeling either +--- 634488830 +>>634488585 +>>634488704 +I can name games that does those aspects better than MH. I can't name a game with better combat than MH. +--- 634488903 +>>634488704 +stfu you faggot multihunter retard +--- 634488978 +>>634488574 +What's a closed beta? I've never played phone games before. +--- 634489057 +Pokemon Go released eight years ago +--- 634489079 +>>634486897 +>>634487035 +your average r*dditor or /v/channers always assume that no threads equal dead game, they have no idea what the fuck is happening outside their windows anymore +--- 634489176 +>>634489057 +Correct, so you'd think Niantic would attempt to change shit up with PoGo AND these I.P. cash-grabs, but... they don't. + +And that's why they're failing. +--- 634489186 +>earlier today was saying how there is no bad monster hunter game and all of the games are good and fun +>couple hours later this gets announced +Oops my bad +--- 634489282 +>>634489057 +2015? That was humanity's last good year. Everything went to shit after that. +--- 634489372 +>>634486961 +ban namefagging already, jesus christ +--- 634489424 +What the fuck Crapcom, what is this shit? give me a real MH game not this phone shit. + +This is so fucking retarded is unreal. +--- 634489487 +>>634484507 (OP) +Finally, a proper Monster Hunter game after so long. World bros, we won. +--- 634489550 +>>634488830 +>I can name games that does those aspects better than MH +you think you can, sure +--- 634489572 +>>634486897 +You are a massive retard. Jesus Christ how much of a shut in are you? Lmao +--- 634489646 +>>634489572 +Is Pokémon Go hot shit currently? I don't use my phone for anything except calls and listening to music. +--- 634489662 +>>634488903 +newfag detected +>jokes on you I completed Unite solo a decade after release and enjoyed the unbalanced monster hp +nobody cares +--- 634489746 +>>634488376 +>>Literally the only good part about MH is the combat + + +t. nu-gen hunter + +MH was a monster hunting simulation game first and now it's a brainless anime action game +--- 634489824 +>>634487349 +The only reason they are doing this shit is because they can reuse World/Rise assets and make the game for pennies +--- 634489890 +>>634489746 +I've beaten every MH, most of which before you were born. Your assumption is as faulty as your perception of MH. +--- 634489932 +>>634488574 +websites were doing this shit in 1999, stop trying to make something out of nothing +--- 634489979 +we couldve gotten an HD collection of classic MH or some shit, instead we get this. what the fuck is capcom smoking +--- 634490097 +>>634489979 +This is reusing assets from World and being developed by the Pokémon Go people. This would not help or prohibit an HD collection from being made. +--- 634490478 +>>634484507 (OP) +Sonybros, we won! +--- 634490658 +>>634488204 +All of their previous Mobage efforts have fell shorts, just for Monster Hunter alone: +>MH Stories Monstie Drop: Lasted for around a year or two and then died. +>MH Explore: Lasted for a good 4 years or so but with barely any content compared to other Mobages, which resulted in a low playerbase, then shut down without any fanfare +>MH:Riders: Started semi-strong, quickly dropped off and was killed after 2 years +and there are a few others for Monster Hunter that also died and never became huge hits, even during MH's boom in Japan. +hell, the only semi-successful Mobile games Capcom has EVER released are X-Dive and Teppen. +--- 634490687 +>>634489746 +>MH was a monster hunting simulation game first +This only happened in ONE (Uno) game. +--- 634490815 +finally +around the world with Rathalos +--- 634490996 +>>634487035 +>>634489079 +>>634489572 +I don't know a single normie that still plays it, not a single one. +Last time I saw someone playing it was mire than a year ago and it was a old man on his bike +--- 634491240 +>>634490815 +Rathalos take my hand +Lead me to the land that you understand +--- 634491398 +Why are people even surprised by this? +Have you forgotten the game that was quite literally just a Stories asset flip? +--- 634492264 +>>634488574 +That's nothing, hell even a decade ago an other and rather not say option is a not that unusual, you should be considering it a good sign it actually says gender instead of some other nonsense word +--- 634492313 +>>634488978 +A beta you gotta apply for and only some people get in +although sometimes a "Closed" beta is actually open and they just approve everybody" + +Hardly something unique to phones though +--- 634493102 +>>634484507 (OP) +>MH explore died for this +Lmao fucking capcom are such dribbling retards +--- 634493272 +>>634489746 +Shut up jakob +--- 634493354 +>>634490996 +my mom does +--- 634493785 +>>634493354 +Well she's an old woman +They're the only people still playing it +--- 634493921 +>>634486743 +I am not gay or furry, but something about Rathalos' design makes me want to suck weirdly shaped reptile cock. +--- 634495663 +>>634493921 +I have some news for you anon... +--- 634495821 +>>634486743 +>you either make the hunts as quick as that, which will result in them being boring and unengaging due to that +and that's exactly what they're doing +--- 634495918 +>>634487349 +To be fair sharing 3D model to lesser project is always how mobage works. +MH Explore was using 3rd and 4th gen asset in their game. +--- 634496270 +>>634490658 +>>MH Explore: Lasted for a good 4 years or so but with barely any content compared to other Mobages, which resulted in a low playerbase, then shut down without any fanfare +That because they literally did a suicide live on their big update announcement stream +--- 634497070 +>>634496270 +care to elaborate +--- 634498325 +>>634497070 +First of all MH Explore is epitome of Flavor of the month +During the Purgatory Agnaktor update dev pointing out that the update will be short(as in 3 weeks instead of the usual a month) due next update they will be overhauling the whole progression system. So both whale and F2P player were rushing it. +Next Dev stream went live announcing the new progression system and split into 3. +>Normal Multi>Solo>Hard mode Multi +The problem is, the retard decide to pointed out that EVERY equipment both Drop and Gacha are effectively useless thanks to the gimmick in these new progression that will gave you pure damage DoT. +The only way you stop this DoT to kill you is reducing it's damage up to 0 dmg by wearing full gear Purgatory Agna or Rolling on current armor and weapon Gacha banner. + +Player are rightfully enraged by this decision, because this isn't the first time MHExplore decide to fucked player progression to shill their gacha banner and they sick of it. The stream went from excitement into sour and heavy atmosphere really quick. +--- 634498375 +>>634498325 +>"Retard dev +--- 634498714 +>>634484507 (OP) +>modern city +The fuck is this, Monster Hunter Go? +--- 634499562 +>>634498714 +Yes, even from the same devs as Pokemon Go +--- 634499681 +>>634489746 +Truth +--- 634499715 +>>634484507 (OP) +>>634484805 +>developed by Niantic +It's over. +This shit will die less than a year in. +Niantic is only alive because of Pokemon Go and they've been trying to kill it a while ago. +Niantic's only success is Pokemon Go because all their other projects are massive failures. +--- 634499746 +>>634484507 (OP) +my first thought was EDF! EDF! EDF! +--- 634499781 +>>634499715 +What about Ingress? +--- 634499787 +>>634484507 (OP) +looks so cool +I can't wait for this +--- 634499937 +>>634499781 +No one cares about it. +It's probably only alive because only John Hanke likes it. +--- 634499947 +>>634499781 +Turf wars with players getting way too fucking serious about doing volunteer geocaching work, to the point that it actually sabotages the work. +--- 634499948 +>>634489746 +>MH was a monster hunting simulation game +No it wasn't lmao +--- 634499965 +>>634495821 +I wonder how are they going to shit on it. Stamina system to limit how many hunts a day you can perform? +Ultra bloated HP pools so you can't clear things solo? +Pay to win gear from the shop? (Stamina system refill on store too) +--- 634500000 +>>634499947 +sounds kino +--- 634500030 +>>634499948 +then why did World become the best selling capcom game by miles? +--- 634500137 +>>634499965 +>Ultra bloated HP pools so you can't clear things solo? +Gonna guess they'll be "MEGA MONSTERS" or something similar to Raid Pokemon in Go where you need other people to help you. +--- 634500156 +>>634500000 +It's not. + +It's people telling each other their contributions are shit because everyone's power-tripping on being a mod, approving submissions and finding any reason to reject submissions from the rival team. + +Get this, a lot of Ingress players exist solely because they're Pokémon Go players that want additional Poké Stops and Gyms. +They aren't playing Ingress for Ingress' sake. +--- 634500193 +>>634500156 +>it's not +But he got quints so it must be +--- 634500414 +>>634500030 +Because it has pretty graphics and managed to capture the soulsfag/normie-audience with it's dumbed down monster movesets. +Did you think it was because people like to follow green glowing bugs? +--- 634500495 +>>634500414 +whatever cope helps you sleep at night +--- 634500637 +Finally a game for World fans +--- 634500650 +>>634500637 +You mean Rise? +--- 634500710 +>>634500650 +No World fans are the only people who enjoy the idea of running around to track a monster. +They made a game that’s pretty much exclusively tracking with the same exact combat system from World +--- 634500748 +>>634484507 (OP) +You should play Monster Hunter NOW +--- 634500749 +>>634500710 +>World fans are the only people who enjoy the idea of running around to track a monster +That's Rise too though +--- 634500786 +>>634500749 +Rise is literally them getting rid of tracking, you just run where the icon is on the map and fight. +--- 634500872 +>>634500786 +>you just run where the icon is on the map and fight. +That literally pokemon go. +--- 634500925 +>>634500872 +Pokémon go has you hunting down specific areas and spawn points at random and get involved in one button combat like World +--- 634500984 +>>634500925 +Sounds like Rise. +--- 634501610 +>rise is a mobile game +>now is a mobile game +>mentally ill self unaware rise npcs: OMG PERFECT FOR WORLD FANS +--- 634501618 +>rip off pokemon go +>just slap in some monster hunter world models + +yeah that's capcom innovation alright +--- 634501646 +>>634501610 +What phones can you play Rise natively on? +--- 634501687 +>>634501646 +the Nintendo Switch +--- 634501738 +>>634501687 +Since when are portable consoles phones? +--- 634501757 +>>634501738 +tablets are included in "mobile gaming" +--- 634501815 +>>634501757 +Tablets don't come with controllers included +--- 634501857 +>>634501815 +generally you're correct. the Switch is indeed an exception, good eye +--- 634501913 +>>634501857 +mobile games are designed completely differently from portable games +just compare Super Mario Run to NSMBU +--- 634501975 +>>634501618 +It is literally from the cheap ass devs of Pokemon GO, what did you expect? You know what? Expect funny hat monsters as "content" like a Rathalos sporting a Mexican sombrero +--- 634501989 +>>634501913 +cool switch/phone/tablet game you got there anon +--- 634502023 +>>634501913 +So I'm guessing Fortnite Switch and android/ios doesn't have crossplatform? +--- 634502025 +>>634501975 +can't wait for Tigrex with a handlebar moustache +--- 634502050 +>>634502023 +NOO NOOOOOOO DELETE THIS POST!!! +--- 634502084 +>>634502023 +Did Fortnite come out for mobile first? +--- 634502114 +>>634502084 +>>634501913 +>>634501815 +>>634501738 +>>634501646 +getting some serious reddit energy from this poster +--- 634502118 +>>634502084 +Dunno, does Rise came out as PC/non-moblie console first? +--- 634502126 +>>634501989 +>cool switch/phone/tablet game +? +--- 634502168 +>>634502126 +thanks i couldnt tell the difference from the screenshot it couldve been either or +--- 634502175 +>>634502118 +I know 4 and Generations didn't yet nobody called them mobile games +--- 634502202 +>>634502175 +cause theyre not mobile games, rise is +--- 634502220 +>>634502202 +so why is that? +--- 634502435 +>>634484507 (OP) +>Worldbabs monkey paw for MHW2 +>actually get MH "world" +lol, lmao even +--- 634502543 +>an MH mobile game using World assets mindbroke Worldfans even more than they already were +--- 634502625 +>>634484507 (OP) +it's over +--- 634502654 +Shitposting aside, was Pokemon go a bad game? +--- 634502757 +>>634502654 +Mobile games are anti-art +--- 634502849 +>>634502757 +Artsy games suck so being anti-art means it's good? +--- 634502890 +>>634502654 +I don't think it was a bad game, but for me going outside with my phone out to mash my screen as a 30 something lonely male was so fucking embarrassing I uninstalled immediately afterwards. +--- 634502972 +>>634502849 +artsy =/= artistic +--- 634505781 +how the hell are they going to make this work with mobile controls? auto-combo or what or just set commands? or some other screen pattern fuckery like they did pokeballs in go +--- 634505917 +>>634490996 +I know two, what now bitch? +--- 634505942 +>>634484507 (OP) +It's not September of 2023 now though? +--- 634506046 +>>634490815 +I hate this fucking faggot fight so much you wouldn't believe, actually alot of fights in MH1 just deliberately waste your time but none come close to this nigger. +--- 634506057 +>>634505942 +closed beta test is in like a week surely we'll see some actual gameplay by then +--- 634506059 +>poopborne gets popular +>series is now mainstream +>immediately goes to shit +Really makes you think +--- 634506241 +>>634484507 (OP) +The Fuck Is This Capcom?!! +--- 634506350 +>>634486961 +>So instead of making a traditional mh game +What is this weird conclusion some people jump to? Are you braindead or something? Do you not know a game franchise can have side games? When Monster Hunter Stories came out that wasn't meant to replace the next mainline game you fucking dunce. Do you realize a franchise can have multiple teams working on multiple different games? Fuck off you inane faggot. +--- 634506409 +>>634506059 +World was fine, but World's success was not. Iceborne was the beginning of the end. It was a fun ride bros... At least I still have my comfy memories of sitting at home during Christmas time hunting Shen Gaoren on my PSP while waiting for my grandparents to arrive to have a big Christmas dinner with. +--- 634506440 +>>634502757 +I played Very Little Nightmares and I thought that was a pretty nice little mobile game. +--- 634506479 +>>634484507 (OP) +WORLD BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK +--- 634506989 +>>634502757 +*ahem* +--- 634507087 +>>634490815 +>even falls off the map so he has to do that slow-ass glide back to the fight area +kek +--- 634507094 +>>634506409 +>World was fine +No it wasn't. It's a shit MH that has tainted the series because Capcom wants to replicate its success +--- 634507118 +>>634484507 (OP) +So this will be 2023's yearly MonHun release and MH6 won't be out until 2024? +--- 634507182 +>>634507094 +seethe more binger +--- 634507230 +>>634490996 +I saw a girl playing it on the bus the other day. Pretty cute. +--- 634507248 +>>634507094 +not a good look to STILL be seething to this day, tendie +--- 634507495 +>>634487326 +holy shit a megaman battle network one would be insane +some legit living in the future tier if they could pull it off well +--- 634507510 +>>634489932 +True about "rather not say" but I don't think I remember "other" being a thing. +--- 634507656 +>>634507094 +Stay mad. +--- 634507827 +Is this some Pokemon go bullshit or a proper game? diff --git a/v/634484993.txt b/v/634484993.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e5a5536f5800332bd77b671f785222bcd012a6a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634484993.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1825 @@ +----- +--- 634484993 +Why didn’t Chris just tell Ethan that Mia got replaced at the beginning? Is he stupid? +--- 634485092 +>>634484993 (OP) +>That wasn't your wife +>Oh +>Yeah and I'll save Mia too so just sit back +>Cool +>The End +--- 634485120 +>>634484993 (OP) +Yeah, there's even a part where his teammates tell him it was a bad idea to hide the truth from Ethan. It was really just to generate hype with the trailer though. +--- 634485314 +>>634484993 (OP) +the writer was stupid +--- 634485405 +>Your out of your depth Ethan! +How can he say that when Ethan is just a civilian and he's done more to stop the mold than Chris has in both 7 and 8. +Ethan killed all the main villains and Chris did what? kill Lucas I guess? and he set up some bombs in village. how is letting a civilian upstage him? and why wont he just help the fucking guy. +--- 634485784 +>>634484993 (OP) +Because the writers wanted a shocking moment but didn't want to earn it, so you get this contrivance +--- 634486258 +>>634485405 +It’s actually funny just how hard Ethan mogs Chris +--- 634486751 +>massacres his family in front of him +>wtf why? +>don't worry about it bro just chill +--- 634486770 +>>634484993 (OP) +>Ok Chris, you have to kill the fake Mia, but be careful, Ethan doesn't know she's fake, you have to be extra diplomatic and understanding. +>... +>WHY?!?! +>YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR DEPTH ETHAN +--- 634486871 +Maybe he just wanted to be a prick for the lulz. +Think about it, he has to deal with comedically evil villains his entire life, so maybe he just snapped and was like "I'm gonna do a morally good thing (Kill a mold monster), but I'm gonna act like a prick about it to see what it feels like" +--- 634486964 +>We should have told him. +>Yeah... +Even the game acknowledges how stupid it was. It's not like story in RE games has ever been important or well-written. +--- 634487029 +>>634486964 +>Game acknowledges how unnecessary it is +erm based? +--- 634487087 +Test +--- 634487135 +>>634487087 +are your replies not working properly either? +>>634486871 +Chris has autism? +--- 634487254 +Not only that he pulled the table ethan was hiding under and looked him in the eye as he unloaded his pistol on his wife. +--- 634487274 +Chris said he didn’t tell Ethan about everything because he didn’t want to get Ethan involved. He said something like he didn’t want to involve civilians into his work. It seems like he had ptsd from another game. +--- 634487320 +>>634487274 +Yeah by killing mia in front of him then taking him to the village, that sure kept him out of it. +--- 634487343 +He also had like two or three other meetings with Ethan where he could have explained but instead he just punched him and said stay away while doing nothing to actually make him stay away. you don’t play the game for the story, it’s pretty retarded +--- 634487352 +Could you imagine if Wolf Hound really was a team made up of old RE characters. +Jill would never let it down how much of an idiot Chris was for not telling Ethan. +--- 634487395 +>>634487352 +that'd actually be kino, especially if they brought barry and sheva back +--- 634487469 +>>634487343 +I have beat the game 7 times, 3 of which are on Vr. I liked the gameplay and the story. Whatever you like: it’s just an opinion. +--- 634487472 +>>634484993 (OP) +He just likes to create tension and knew the marketing would be better if he seemed like a bad guy until the last act of the game +--- 634487495 +>>634486964 +it was never a masterpiece but it was usually at least internally consistent. this was just lazy trailerbait is all +--- 634488272 +No wonder Leon is the favorite RE protag. +>In a alternative universe RE8 is a Leon and +Ethan co-op adventure to save Mia and Rose from the lords and Miranda + +Feels bad man. +--- 634489476 +>shows up with special agents +>blows a hole in your wifes head and kidnaps you +>... +>8 hours later +>"I was gonna tell you everything!" +--- 634490116 +>>634487495 +Next RE game will be completely internally inconsistent. Written by Hideo Kojima. +--- 634490518 +>>634487352 +barry would be like 60, let the guy rest he's earned it. +--- 634490575 +>>634484993 (OP) +Why the fuck did Spencer fuck around with T Virus, Progenitor etc. when all he had to do was ask Miranda for her black cum virus for immortality and purging the world from the weak? +--- 634490668 +>>634484993 (OP) +Ethan is still molded and could be controlled or otherwise compromised via the mold network, they have to assume that anything Ethan knows, mother miranda will know too. +--- 634490786 +>>634488272 +I want another Leon and Claire game. Or a Leon and Jill game. Chris is old and busted. RE8 made him look like a fool. +--- 634490819 +>>634490786 +you'd get brooding alkie leon +--- 634490845 +>phone rings +>its from alpha +>EEEEETHANNNNNNNN +--- 634490849 +>>634484993 (OP) +The RE4 remake made me appreciate this game so much more. It's interesting seeing Chris as the only old character with actual character flaws and issues after all the shit he's seen. +--- 634490858 +>>634484993 (OP) +It was genius writing. Proof that /v/ still talks and discusses the plot to this day despite "hating" it +--- 634490918 +>>634485092 +>That wasn't your wife +>Oh +>Yeah and I'll save Mia too so just sit back +>Cool +>The End +>Linkin Park music plays as the credits roll. +Fixed +--- 634491009 +>>634490858 +People still talk about Die Hardman and Hot Coldman from Death Stranding too. +--- 634491060 +The entire writing of 8 relies on everyone making the most retarded decision they possibly could. +--- 634491069 +should i bother with the wolfsbane at all or just get the STAKE? +--- 634491114 +https://youtu.be/Thc9EBds6-k [Embed] +Why is Chris's battle theme so monotonous +--- 634491165 +>>634490518 +>Barry was a 38 year old grandpa in 1998 +>chris was 25 +>jill was 23 +--- 634491196 +>>634491060 +It also relies on the idea that some random Romanian woman was the mastermind behind Umbrella +--- 634491265 +>>634491069 +you never get enough magnum ammo in the first place to use either +--- 634491338 +>>634486964 +Embarrassing lampshading. +--- 634491351 +>>634485405 +Also after everything that happened they never noticed that he’s 90% mold? + +Better premise would be that they didn’t trust Ethan because he’s a bio weapon now. +--- 634491379 +>>634491265 +just buy capacity upgrade easy +--- 634491421 +>>634490668 +Well When Ethan killed two lords and a army of lycans,its really a hard hint that Ethan was ok....Chris could have told hin in the resevoir. +--- 634491469 +>>634491379 +upgrading the capacity doesn't make you magically find more ammo though + +different weapon class but I got every capacity upgrade possible on the 1911 and handgun ammo still spawned at normal rates +--- 634491531 +>>634488272 +>>In a alternative universe RE8 is a Leon and +>Ethan co-op adventure to save Mia and Rose from the lords and Miranda + +>Leon shows up and roundhouse kicks fake-Mia then stabs her to death when she's on the ground +>"LEON WHAT THE FUCK" +>"Women, right?" + +>"You killed Mia. Now do me and and finish the job." +>"No way, fag" + +>"Leon, take Rose and go" +>"No thanks, bro" +>Gets on a jet ski and leaves +--- 634491553 +>>634491351 +This we could blame the BSAA hiding stuff from Chris.Remember Nobody told Ethan either,not Mia,Not the BSAA. +--- 634491602 +I would have been a lot less critical of re8 if the villagers had just spoken Romanian. it's clearly a le yurop resident evil. Bienviento speaks Italian. Dimitrescu speaks Romanian. Moreau speaks French. Heisenberg speaks German. + +Ethan could have either not understood what they're saying or had a mold power where he understands all languages or something. + +yes I know the average goyslop 8 fan doesn't care about these things but I do +--- 634491614 +>>634491469 +yeah but the capacity upgrade refills your ammo you generally should be saving magnum ammo for bosses and minibosses sh you shouldn't have issues with it to bein with especially when you can craft and buy that shit in ng+ as well +--- 634491628 +>>634491196 +I thought it was more that she inspired part of the creation of umbrella rather than did it herself +--- 634491635 +>Breaks into your house +>Kills your wife +>Kidnaps your daughter +>Refuses to elaborate +>Leaves +--- 634491694 +>>634491602 +>t. tankslop boomertard +--- 634491705 +>>634491602 +Them being so fucking lazy that everyone in the village was just American was bullshit. +--- 634491729 +>>634491628 +that and they also try to retcon the plot of RE5 to make this village seem like the origin place of the virus. just a hilarious disaster all around. +--- 634491732 +>>634491602 +that's just kinda how RE is, og 4 was equally retarded in terms of speech and og 3 is laid out like a Japanese city but still pretends to be in the US +--- 634491734 +>>634491531 +Operation Javier,Danmation,RE6 arguably RE4....he cares way more for the common people. +Vendetta kinda ruins a bit but Vendetta is retarded. +--- 634491736 +>>634484993 (OP) +His stupidity got Ethan killed. I don't know if the intent was to get players to hate Chris or what. Also there's that BSAA Europe plot that goes absolutely nowhere +--- 634491772 +>>634491351 +The better question is how does Ethan not realize it himself. He literally watched Zoe staple his hand back on, and he can get his fucking foot cut off by Jack. He never comments on either of these things happening. +--- 634491774 +>>634490819 +Alkie leon would still be fun ngl +--- 634491775 +>>634491602 +on the topic of small autistic pet peeves, I hate how the name "Dimitrescu" is constantly mispronounced +The u isn't fucking silent +--- 634491776 +>>634491729 +no spencer mentions the progenitor virus is in Africa +--- 634491836 +Why did RE3 have a dodge roll? +--- 634491887 +>>634491836 +Because the active dodge was in the original and of all the things they cut, one wasn’t the finicky mechanic they used once and then never again. +--- 634491986 +>>634491732 +raccoon having lots of little accidental inauthentic touches is a far cry from just using english for convenience's sake, especially when previous games didn't just handwave the language of their settings despite not getting the details right. remember, the games didn't even have japanese v/o until 6, it was a deliberate artistic choice to have american characters speak english despite being aimed at a domestic audience +--- 634492036 +>>634491772 +Probably just didn't want to accept it +It's a bit of an unusual situation he was in, dead but still fully conscious. + +It's not even like freaks like Saddler and the Lords, he's just straight up dead and animated on mold +--- 634492050 +>>634491736 +I really think they gonna pull the whole ´´not a hero`` thing on Chris and he becomes a real villain because there alot of hints showing that. +>Chris being a retard in RE8 +>Chris being a shitty parent to Rose in SoR +>Chris wanting Rose to his personal Bio weapon in the end of it. +>Chris being overused.He shows up in subsequent games since RE5 +>Jill having slow aging can guarentee her in future REs in post Winters Storyline soo they still have a classic character after being done with Chris. +--- 634492104 +>>634492050 +desu rose sucks i hope we never see her again after shadow of rose +--- 634492126 +>>634491772 +The RE7 leg cutscene is a very important reason but capcom is dumb and make it optional. +Jack cleary shows Ethan that he can glue his limbs back with a strange green juice.Ethan just tought it was the medicine. +--- 634492168 +>>634486258 +Ethan died and wouldn't have even taken out the Megamold if Chris and the wolfpack hadnt gone in and killed everything so easily. You think Ethan would have made it through that last gauntlet? +>Press X to Doubt +--- 634492174 +>>634492050 +yeah i'm sure all these examples of incompetent writing and planning are building up to them killing off one of their most popular characters, and not just capcom being too retarded to stop the story of the series from getting out of control just like they've been doing for the past twenty years. +--- 634492210 +>>634492104 +Bad taste +--- 634492216 +>>634492050 +I genuinely think Chris is gonna stop being the only clean RE protag soon. They need a convenient way to slow tge aging down. + +I don't think he'll be a villain though, he's too much the face of the series. +They did the villain Chris (a fakeout) for RE8 I doubt they'll do it again so soon +--- 634492324 +>>634485405 +They wanted to observe Ethan, because hes a moldman. +--- 634492352 +>>634492168 +Nigga Its the Duke that let Ethan in Miranda doorstep.Chris didnt even get close. +Chris is in the main village while Ethan arrive in the area with big 4 statues +--- 634492376 +>>634492050 +>Jill having slow aging can +that is just out of capcoms ass, if shit was true, rose would be an infant in shadow of rose, and sherry would had looked 15 at most on RE6, this is the same shit that happens with street figther, they migth as well say theyre saiyans. +--- 634492406 +>>634491986 +my point was more that if they've gotten this same exact thing wrong before with 4, along with other regional differences going blatantly unaddressed in other games, it shouldn't be surprising to see that continue. they don't care and I'd wager most people don't either, that's not to say they shouldn't make the games better by actually addressing it, I just don't see it being a priority for anyone at Capcom full stop +--- 634492436 +>>634491836 +can i see frog 17 please +--- 634492445 +>>634492174 +>killing off one of their most popular characters, +He is?Leon and Jill could easily cover it as we already know they are the most popular RE characters.Capcom could go full retard and kill hin to shake up the series.OR Heck not even kill hin but actually use the Chris clone plot they are trying to use since REv1 +--- 634492506 +>>634492210 +>Rose gets her happy ending with her father returning and holding her in his loving, moldy arms +Boy I hope Rose doesn't show up again because that means something bad is gonna happen to her. +>ha ha just kidding Rose doesn't hug her dad he simply stands there awkwardly staring as her escort vehicle rolls past him +FUCK, Now I need Rose to appear again to earn those sensual daddy hugs! +--- 634492510 +>>634492406 +>they don't care +funny because they actually used regionally correct Spanish instead of Mexican Spanish for RE4 Remake so they clearly do care +--- 634492514 +>>634492376 +You're not wrong but it's not gonna stop them. That new RE movie that takes place after RE6 and Vendetta has Jill looking like she came straight from RE3 Remake. On top of that Claire looks younger than she did in her last appearance in Revelations 2 and Rebecca only looks like she aged a little since RE1, and looks the same as Vendetta. They really don't give a fuck about time passing +--- 634492541 +>>634492050 +Why can't they leave my boy alone +--- 634492568 +>>634492506 +KYS +--- 634492617 +>>634492104 +I don't get what people whine about, in regards to Rose. She's not an asshole like Jake or anything (and even he calmed down/toned it down by the end of his story). What's to dislike about her? Are people that hesitant for her to be a protagonist in a new game at some point? +--- 634492626 +>>634492445 +--- 634492678 +>>634491772 +>how does Ethan not realize it himself +>walks into the first house in the village after a crash +>looks like Louisiana all other again +>shit and piss everywhere +>everything is trashed +>dead horses +>”m-maybe they’re out?” +He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed +--- 634492679 +>>634492617 +Probably just view rebellious teenage girl as kinda annoying +--- 634492720 +>>634492436 +--- 634492731 +>>634492506 +Now we are talking. +Lets Hope Re10 is a Rose game soo they can finish her story properly +--- 634492747 +>>634484993 (OP) +TRUST THE PLAN ETHAN SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING WHY I KILLED YOUR WIFE YOU GODDAMN RETARD +--- 634492768 +>>634492510 +honestly didn't realize as I've heard a lot of the same words playing og and remake back to back and figured they just re-recorded the lines rather than did them proper. at least for the future then maybe that won't happen, just everything prior to re4 remake they didn't seem to give much of a fuck, maybe the village remake in like 8 years will do it +--- 634492774 +>>634492617 +she's just too young, you'd have to make a whole new cast for her to have any adventures of her own +--- 634492805 +>>634492720 +thanks anon +--- 634492824 +>>634492568 +I'll never give it up just like Rose will never give up on acquiring the MDC +--- 634492828 +>>634492768 +guarantee it's because of the performance capture workflow +--- 634492830 +So did RE2 happen during the time Jill was asleep in the hospital after being infected? +--- 634492853 +>>634492617 +Dont get either.She is pretty much a toned down Heather...even in being rebellious. +--- 634492989 +>>634492774 +They are already getting too old in Re8...Soo lets go full retard and make a game on Rose timeline with old snake style Chris Redfield +--- 634492992 +>>634484993 (OP) +The lack of coherent and realistic story in resident evil VIII (8, eight) made me finally drop the series. It's a shame really, a long running saga and a shining example of literature majesty relegated to this... +Anyway, have sex, you mentally ill incel. +--- 634493017 +So why exactly was Chris taking Ethan to the village? +--- 634493040 +>>634492768 +Well the regional speech was wrong for RE4 but they still had Salazar and the ganados speaking Spanish which is a big mistake that RE8 didn't do especially when they have Romanian castles and the "cadou" virus is Romanian. + +So yeah maybe they should fix that instead of having to wait for RE8 demake. +--- 634493043 +>>634492774 +She's too cute. I'm sure slow-aging Jill, Sherry, and Old Man Leon can show Rose how to be a top government agent. Either that or Rebecca teaches her super science so she can turn the Mold into a malleable element. +--- 634493073 +>>634492376 +>rose would be an infant in shadow of rose +Jill's TUVWXYZ virus has nothing to do with Rose's mold virus. +>and sherry would had looked 15 at most on RE6 +Same above. You may as well be complaining that Will Birkin doesn't look like the freaks in RE7 and 8. She is also nearing her 30s in RE6 and looks like she just graduated highschool anyways +--- 634493087 +>>634492679 +they are +--- 634493138 +>>634493017 +He wasn't. Chris has a small forward operating base in the woods near the village. +--- 634493161 +>>634484993 (OP) +Resident evil is fucking dead. + +VII and Village were retconned into being RE games. They are both complete garbage and their own IP. Only retards would think otherwise. +--- 634493170 +>>634492989 +>old snake style Chris Redfield +dimes +--- 634493198 +>>634493161 +Cry moar.They are still REs +--- 634493239 +>>634493198 +Eh don't bother with him. Let him wallow in his self-imposed misery. +--- 634493247 +>>634493198 +They are not tho. VII got retconned near the ending when you discover it was all LE UMBRELLAS fault. + + Even a retard should be able to see this. VIII is a literal clownfiesta. +--- 634493270 +>>634493239 +--- 634493286 +>>634493247 +I don't think you know what retcon means. +--- 634493315 +>>634493043 +I don't care about this shitty rebellious teenager archetype with cum hand powers give me more of the old cast any day +--- 634493359 +Please no more first person +--- 634493376 +>>634493286 +head retconned cannon, ghost, weirdy family horror, LE UMBRELLA WAS BEHIND IT, into euro medieval fairy tales + +now this is what true RE IS LE ABUT XD +--- 634493380 +>>634492104 +I don't care about Rose either way, but I do care about her entire character being shown through an epilogue that pushes the main cast into their 60s and 70s and characters like Sherry into her 50s. All for a very boring DLC story. You've basically locked off every major character from the older series from contributing to the plot further except cameo-tier mentor roles all for a shitty DLC premise if we're to expect 9 will follow from there +--- 634493393 +>>634493247 +8 had so much potential +--- 634493406 +>>634493239 +>>634493270 +Nice...Canon body Mia are hard to find. +--- 634493432 +>>634493247 +retcons do not happen during the course of the game in question, you mong. Its the same story path the original RE game took where its just zombies and a haunted mansion before you get to the end and it connects to a bigger conspiracy +--- 634493451 +>>634493359 +It's better. +--- 634493494 +>>634493043 +imagine the moldy smell +--- 634493495 +>>634493270 +>crimes against humanity? +>participating in experiments on orphan children? +>indirectly killing the Bakers and an entire ship's crew? +>making me kill some poor vat-grown little girl? +>Fuck it I'll make her birth enough kids that by the time she reaches menopause she'll have put more life into this world than she took out of it +--- 634493504 +>>634493451 +It isn't. Take RE4 remake's combat and expand on it and use that. +--- 634493508 +>>634493380 +they'll just miraculously not age +--- 634493538 +>>634493504 +no, take real RE gameplay and make a good game. +--- 634493543 +>>634493432 +>its just zombies and a haunted mansion before you get to the end and it connects to a bigger conspiracy +Honestly my biggest problem with 7 was knowing it was an RE game so I was waiting for retarded bioweapons shit to show up. +--- 634493563 +Now that RE4R is out and completely and utterly mogs RE8 in every way possible, can we all agree that RE games should only be third person from now on. +--- 634493565 +>>634493538 +>no, take real RE gameplay +Tank controls aren't coming back anon +--- 634493581 +>>634493315 +After the Winters,The old cast are boring as fuck now.Maybe Jill can spice up things but really dont need another Leon game simping for Ada or another Chris game with hin being a retard +--- 634493619 +>>634493161 +>3 fixed camera +>3 action TPS +>3 horror action FPS +7 and 8 are RE seethe +--- 634493621 +>>634493495 +I wish Ethan was that handsome. + +>>634493563 +Yes +--- 634493635 +>>634492747 +based +--- 634493654 +>>634493581 +the only defining trait of the winters is that none of them have discernable character traits or personalities +--- 634493658 +>>634493543 +>retarded bioweapons shit +The Baker's are pretty coherent. Especially Lucas. Also Eveline does cool illusion stuff that RE Devs had only tested before yet never implemented until RE7. +--- 634493669 +>>634493543 +>Calling Eveline retarded. +Rude! +--- 634493687 +>>634493565 +don't care what zoomers, niggers and women think. Make a real RE. +--- 634493693 +Are the RE7 and 8 VR mods worth playing? Or shouldnI just play them normally? Or not at all + +I haven't used my VR headset for anything other than porn +--- 634493717 +>>634493658 +Nah I meant as in from the moment I started the game it wasn't going to be creepy redneck family and just be umbrella or someone fucking up. +--- 634493718 +>>634493315 +I don't mind them retiring the old cast and making new characters. I didn't mind Ethan (besides him never actually questioning why he can put his hands and feet back on). Mia was insufferable. Rose was whatever. Duke was cool. Joe Baker was great. +--- 634493725 +>>634484993 (OP) +Isn't it just the same old tired recurring theme of letting the protagonists in on nothing (even if they know everything) and just using them for field testing whatever new horror some retards in lab coats cooked up? +--- 634493728 +>>634493563 +No because the camera and your field of view suck in third person when you are trying to aim. These games are now more shooter than they have ever been so first person is the obvious choice to facilitate that kind of gameplay +--- 634493735 +>>634493247 +Yeah and devil may cry was almost RE4. They make the concept for a game then slap the story and characters in, that's how game development works. +--- 634493764 +>>634493687 +It was because to be an fps +--- 634493776 +>>634493718 +Unironically would love a whole game built around Joe punching his way through regular RE stupidity. +--- 634493782 +>>634493693 +I didnt play but watching it looks cool as fuck +Ethan going ORAORAORA! punching enemies looks fun +--- 634493807 +its not resident evil if chris doesn't do something stupid +--- 634493828 +>>634492731 +RE10 will be a brand new character game LOL +--- 634493854 +>>634493718 +the duke and joe can stay the rest are best left forgotten +--- 634493859 +>>634492830 +uh if i remember right RE3's first half is happening around the same time as RE2 and then after Jill is infected, the other half is already after the RE2 +--- 634493861 +>>634493728 +Nah fuck that, it just limits the combat. All you can do is shoot and block. Needs melee options. +--- 634493884 +>>634493728 +The shooting in RE4 Remake is much more satisfying than RE8 and third person allow for more combat options. +--- 634493897 +>>634484993 (OP) +what if Ethan was a zombie too? what if he snitched?? have you ever thought about that??? +--- 634493907 +>>634493782 +That's Zoe's swamp uncle actually. Ethan is actually kid of a pussy + +It's why in RE8 there's paths blocked to him, but then you play as Chris and he just casually muscles through +--- 634493908 +>>634493807 +omg so much THIS +--- 634493914 +>>634493693 +>Now everyone doing art of Leon infected because Ethan make it looks cool +--- 634493940 +>>634493581 +The only good RE characters are Jill and Leon. And nu-Chris is much better than classic Chris btw. +--- 634493945 +>>634493380 +well either they just won't age or future re's will be set before shadow of rose leaving it as an isolated epilogue +--- 634494002 +>>634493717 +>umbrella or someone fucking up. +Other than Lucas having a little garbage lab setup there's no Umbrella until the final minutes and they're the good guys. Every creature is related to Eveline who has no delusions of grandeur nor explosive send off. She's just fucked in the head mental case using her powers to puppet people until they morph into goop monsters. The place doesn't even explode at the end. +--- 634494004 +>>634493907 +>He didnt saw the RE8 VR clips +--- 634494012 +>>634493940 +He was better until 8 made him legitimately retarded. +--- 634494020 +>>634493380 +You can't expect the original characters to go on forever, at least in some sort of combative role. This is a series where the characters all age over time. However that doesn't mean they have to stop showing up at all, they can take a role to help the fight, more behind the scenes, and pass it onto the newer generation (characters that already exist or new ones to be made). I don't hate them, and I would like to see the characters that aren't used as often to get another chance if applicable, which includes the new blood. +--- 634494025 +>>634493914 +Actually it's becauae Leon is the most popular RE character by a significant margin +--- 634494030 +>>634493807 +I liked Chris in 5. He was retarded in 6 but that's most of the cast. Hated him in 8 though. +--- 634494047 +>>634493945 +The obvious plot point for the next game is that BSAA are using biologically engineered soldiers as mentioned towards the end of 8. +--- 634494054 +>>634493687 +>make a real RE +you do realize retard-kun that the original RE was originally meant to be First Person.. right? +--- 634494076 +>>634494021 +What's the issue? +--- 634494107 +>>634493940 +Nah. +Moldman+bioterrorist wife+daughter that leaks milk>generic action girl,generic cool action dude +--- 634494125 +>>634494002 +You forgetting the entire ship? +I also feel like you're fundamentally not understanding my point. I didn't want it to be any extra shit or bioweapon shit. Just a creepy redneck family in a creepy house. +--- 634494128 +>>634493619 +What would RE10 is going to be like? +--- 634494138 +>>634494020 +"next generation" characters are always shit the old generation ought to last forever +--- 634494142 +>>634494012 +His retardation in 8 makes him the best hes ever been +--- 634494178 +Chris was always a dumb musclehead +--- 634494204 +>>634494107 +wrong and tasteless. +--- 634494224 +>>634494020 +>This is a series where the characters all age over time. +this is only an issue because one of the things capcom blindly copied from re4 was setting games in current year for no reason. +--- 634494236 +>>634494125 +you're deliberately self sabotaging your expectations if you want a resident evil without BOW stuff +--- 634494240 +>>634494025 +But his infection is soo irrelevant in both versions. +Remake is even worse it gives a walking section in frigging RE4.Now there is a bunch of weird art of hin infected even hin turning into a verdugo or some shit. +--- 634494242 +>>634494178 +stop it! +--- 634494254 +There is actually nothing scarier for an American than being in a country where no one speaks English. So Capcom really screwed up RE8 by not having the villagers speak Romanian. +--- 634494292 +>>634494236 +Hence why I said the worst part of 7 is knowing it's an RE game so it's gonna happen. +Retard. +--- 634494303 +>>634494204 +NO U. + +>Seeing Leon simping for a chink for the 15 time +>Cool +>cool +--- 634494316 +>>634494242 +he's a homosexual as well. +Imagine saying no to Jill, Rebecca and Sheva. +No straight man could do such a thing +--- 634494346 +>>634494240 +there's a subset of fujo and yumes that have a taste for the macabre, happens with every series that has hints of it +--- 634494347 +>>634494125 +No it has to be retconned as a RE game or it won't sell +--- 634494393 +>>634494179 +Member the puzzle where you match the colors like a 3 year old? +--- 634494405 +>>634494347 +it was always an RE game cope +--- 634494445 +>>634494240 +I'd say it's because of a combination of Leon being popular, people wanting to draw him, and Remake taking a heavier/more serious tone +I wouldn't attribute it to Ethan fanart of all things +--- 634494468 +>>634494393 +>pretending RE puzzles were ever good +--- 634494510 +>>634494020 +>RE9 +>Leon's protégé taking over his field operative role while he retires so he can chase Ada without a care in the world +>intro is visiting old man Department Director Chris Redfield at the newly reformed BSAA US HQ +>he has a picture of Barry Burton's family and Ethan Winters standing behind a sitting adult Rose with his hands on her shoulders on his desk +>while showing you around bump into Sherry Birkin who recruits (You) for a new assignment since she needs an escort +>it's investigating tropical island that recently reported possible BOW activity +--- 634494513 +>>634494179 +I wanted to kill myself in that room. What were they thinking? +--- 634494543 +>>634485405 +I love ethan but 7 was very low stakes and chris and the gang had to come in at the finale to help anyway. + +This guy handled some molds + 4 elite molders but a village + castle of some ancient dynasty? Yeah I woulda told him just stay out of it too; he's not military trained like leon and chris etc. +The one dumb thing is not telling ethan about miranda and i'm very surprised they didn't have a moment at the end of the game where they were like "we had our suspicions he's been compromised by evie and the mold and we don't know the extent of their abilities yadda yadda". Woulda been enough +--- 634494554 +>>634494405 +>haunted house +>ACSHUALLY ITS THE CRAZY REDNECKS +>HAH LOL JK ITS ACSHUALLY A REAL RE AND UMBRELLA WAS BEHIND IT + +Not a real RE game, simple as. +--- 634494601 +>>634494224 +>Resident Evil has an advancing timeline where the characters generally age in real time +>Street Fighter is an advancing and sliding timeline where characters kind of age but the time of events keeps adjusting in relation to the release year of games +>DMC is all over the place with 19 year old Dante playing nu metal in 3 and 40-50 year old Dante doing an MJ impression in 5 +Which is the best? +--- 634494604 +>>634494020 +>new blood +That's what I thought 7 was going for. A several year time jump from 6 and acting as a pseudo-reboot to the series. Pretty much everything from 7, Ethan included, felt fresh. It also managed the impossible and made a new protag like Ethan likable. That and the dynamic with his psycho wife and her shady past. + +Which is why it felt so weird for village to go the complete opposite direction when it came to shoving Chris front and center and bringing back Ethan just to kill him off. Village's story was weird +--- 634494615 +>>634494554 +nope +--- 634494624 +>>634494107 +Honesly im an ethanfag just because hes so bland its actually funny. Thats why him smiling is such a meme. Both him and Mia are bland as fuck. +I wish they didnt force quips on him on RE8, limiting him to a man who loves his family is good enough. +--- 634494656 +>>634494615 +Ok now you are getting it, glad i don't have to explain why the Ethan arc is not RE when it's not even consistent with it's own garbage story. +--- 634494689 +>>634494316 +he isn't homo he is just married to his work +--- 634494704 +>>634494494 +stop messing with my mother +--- 634494709 +>>634494604 +>made a new protag like Ethan likable. +You are mentally unstable. No one like this literally who dude. I'm surprised people even remember his name. +--- 634494719 +>>634494510 +no, instead it's just Leon and chris shooting up a tropical island and also Rose is unceremoniously killed off in the first 10 minutes +--- 634494738 +>>634494554 +>Umbrella +They're dead and gone now it's THE CONNECTIONS. In all seriousness the best scares were old hag Eveline appearing in random locations making noises then disappearing once you get some distance away from her. Not to mention the spooky children's room with apparitions giggling in the dark and Mold growing on everything sequence. None of which is an RE staple. +--- 634494739 +>>634494656 +>too stupid to comprehend the writing of RE7 and 8 +--- 634494754 +>>634484993 (OP) +resident evil writers are terminally retarded, caring about these games stories after re4 og is retarded. +--- 634494763 +>>634494656 +no it is +--- 634494789 +>>634494178 +>When Ethan manage to take down majority of the boss. +>Chris: You're out of your depth. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlozpV7izjo [Embed] +--- 634494798 +>>634494763 +ad hominem +--- 634494803 +>>634494554 +President sends you to save his daughter with a handgun and 10 bullets in rural europe. +--- 634494816 +>>634494624 +>I wish they didnt force quips on him on RE8 +If anything, they should triple down and ressurect him through the mold in a sequel so that he can keep making mold puns +>Seems like you have a mold problem +>I'm getting too mold for this +>It's molding time +--- 634494825 +>>634494798 +fallacy fallacy +--- 634494827 +>>634494543 +It was low stakes to become a real danger to the world but i always find Eveline/The Bakers itself was very dangerous because its the only operation Chris need to use gas masks and special ammo to deal with.He would have whooped the floor with then but its more because of the gear and preparation IMO +--- 634494830 +>>634494601 +for RE i think actual passage of time is the best, but just with a little restraint and foresight. the first few games all took place over like a few months, there was no benefit to big multi-year jumps just because time passed irl. it's not like there's anything modern that matters in the games, change a few cell phone models and 7 & 8 could've taken place in the early 2000s or whenever +--- 634494878 +>>634494738 +>They're dead +I can't wait for The Connections to be Tricell 2.0. Umbrella will never be allowed to rest +--- 634494883 +>>634494803 +RE4 is barely a real RE and the story is CONSISTENT. Also you are investigating her disappearance, there's more agents looking for her. +--- 634494897 +>>634494689 +HMMM +--- 634494903 +>>634494719 +Real cute. Did you complain about Ashley and dream of killing her in asinine ways back in 2005 as well? +--- 634494915 +>>634494738 +wait i don't remember this? where was this in-game? +--- 634494938 +>>634494754 +Exactly +--- 634494970 +>>634494754 +write something better then +--- 634494974 +>>634494903 +No I just find Rose unlikable +--- 634495002 +>>634494915 +There are notes in the game mentioning trapping multiple people Mold baths so they gestate faster into Molded. Only ever see one tub though. +--- 634495009 +>>634488272 +>cut story arc of ada being in RE8 is put back in due to leon's involvement +>player gets to watch in first person leon's wacky woohoo roundhouse kicking no way fag-ing action as a partner +>but also watch his yellow fever overcome him as ada constantly gets ethan and leon in and out of life or death situations +--- 634495049 +>>634494803 +He was sent to investigate a lead/do recon. Nobody saw the clusterfuck coming. +--- 634495068 +>>634494883 +RE7 is also consistent but the plot is revealed to you slowly, in RE4 you know whats up from the start. That's the only difference. +--- 634495081 +>>634494974 +Well then you entered the wrong thread. You'll be seeing her a lot here. Enjoy. +--- 634495082 +>>634494883 +Its "consistent" because its a continuation of a character that we've already played and learned about. RE7 is a brand new game with a brand new character, its perfectly natural to not have a clear connection about whats going on like every game before where its "oh we're Leon/Chris/Jill again" +--- 634495097 +>>634495081 +nah +--- 634495114 +>>634494709 +Nah...Ethan was a cool and likeable autist in RE7 and the people that call hin boring are sheep. +>Crazy wife Mia cut his hand +>says nothing +>Cured wife Mia thanks Ethan for saving her +>He berates her with WHO THE HELL I WAS GOING TO CHOOSE?! +Funny as fuck. +That and lines like ´´Not groovy`` and who ´´build this shit`` are well used in the right times. +--- 634495168 +>>634495082 +Bro you are fighting Mag fucking neeto on a Romanian Village on the second game because "MUH MOLD" + +You niggers are retarded, not real RE games. Remove the name and you have a shitty on-rail FPS with the dumbest story known to a AAA game. +--- 634495176 +How else would you think that Chris turned to the dark side? +--- 634495197 +>>634495168 +not true +--- 634495205 +>>634494970 +alright, i'll fix the writing of the gaming horror genre just for you someday, anon +--- 634495212 +>>634495168 +based +--- 634495228 +Where the fuck does Umbrella keep hiring the Virologists from? +Do they have the best HR department in the world? +--- 634495259 +I will be back in RE9 +--- 634495367 +>>634491836 +Without it nemesis you rape you non stop +--- 634495387 +>>634495168 +Yeah because the shit that happened previously in the series is totally grounded +>giant spiders +>gigantic flesh monsters +>dude with mind control abilities +--- 634495412 +>>634493807 +Name one stupid thing he did in 1 +--- 634495451 +>>634495412 +kickstarted wesker's autistic rampage by laughing at him +--- 634495454 +>>634495114 +>says nothing +He was in shock the he say's "okay, fine" upon finding a gun because he decided to try shooting his way out. Ethan's best lines in RE7 are "Look, officer, right Deputy, Now do you wanna see my name in the obituaries? Or do you wanna be a hero and save my life?" and "THIS IS GETTING OLD, JACK!" +--- 634495464 +>>634495168 +And that is bad because? +Classic RE have singing leeches,Mind transfer machines,tranny tyrants and snipers in drag...RE8 goofyness is just according to classic RE. +--- 634495471 +>>634495387 +>giant spiders +>gigantic flesh monsters +>dude with mind control abilities + +T-Virus is such a cool concept indeed + +Magic Mold Trash Compactor Sentient Machine is not, sorry. +--- 634495525 +>>634484993 (OP) +Bro the dude has been through hell and back. He barely has a single fuck left to give. +And then add in all the nagging Leon to continue the bloodline going unanswered. It's a wonder he still has a soul. +--- 634495536 +>>634494240 +>Remake is even worse it gives a walking section in frigging RE4. +It's like 3 minutes in the 15 hour game. And it's just "Leon is turning there's no time left " +--- 634495537 +>>634495451 +--- 634495564 +>>634495412 +Trust Rebecca. +--- 634495638 +>>634495537 +Kek never gets old +--- 634495647 +>>634495471 +>muh do everything AGAIN +You already have your REmakes being churned out. Is that not enough you fucking glutton. +--- 634495650 +>>634484993 (OP) +My enjoyment for this game went up tenfold when I modded the lady and daughters to be nude. +ibb +co/CJ4Wn3r +--- 634495716 +>>634495454 +"THIS IS GETTING OLD, JACK!" + +This line is perfect for Ethan little arc with Jack.He start scared of hin and after beating Jack in a cool ass chainsaw duel he doesnt fear hin anymore.Ethan says this line while monster Jack sounds almost crying for you killing Marguerite and taking his daughter away from hin. +And then when both are in the hivemind Jack pleads Ethan to save his family because he now knows He is the only one that can do it. + +RE7 is kino and this fag trying to talk shit about it need to get some danm taste +--- 634495738 +>>634495650 +Now do the same for Duke. +--- 634495785 +>>634495716 +based +--- 634495803 +>>634495259 +>uh-uh goh toe yer ruuvm iddle aidy! +--- 634495840 +>>634484993 (OP) +Why didn’t Chris make sure Miranda really was dead? The Bakers could regenerate like crazy and he though a couple of bullets would kill Miranda? +--- 634495885 +>>634495840 +Maybe they were using RAMRODS? +--- 634495893 +>>634495471 +Yeah be sorry for you shit taste. +Molded is cool,just needs variety +Lycans are even cooler....and the implications of the monster folklore like werewolves and vampires exist in the RE world because of the mold is pretty neat idea +--- 634495942 +Its nice so many fellow VIIIChads in one place +--- 634495992 +>>634495002 +oh i know about this one i just thought i somehow missed some area when i saw the picture in the previous post. +--- 634496063 +>>634495893 +Make them speak Romanian then. Why do the characters speak perfect English. Such garbage. +--- 634496148 +>>634492747 +--- 634496156 +>>634495942 +this. i miss ethan so much +--- 634496165 +>>634495942 +RE7-8 chads are actually very united...We just weak down a bit because o REmake4 sucess. +But whle still discuss about the game and point down its ups and downs.Remake4 threads got reduced to a war between some fag video now...a shame. +--- 634496218 +>go to random location in Europe +>non-industrial village with magic occult bullshit + +Is this really how Europe is? +--- 634496272 +>>634495564 +>Umbrella Rebecca +hot +--- 634496328 +>>634496218 +As someone living in Europe i can confirm, yes. +--- 634496361 +>>634496218 +pretty much in the RE world +cant wait for RE9 be in Egypt with some cult and mummies walking around due to some plaga/mold/virus +--- 634496382 +>>634496165 +they don't know any better. +--- 634496447 +>>634495081 +Ashley is a hundred times better than ugly hippie bitch +--- 634496479 +>>634495942 +I like 8 aesthetically and Duke was cool. Other than that I just didn't find it very fun or interesting. +--- 634496501 +>>634496447 +Ashley looks like a old lady is some angles +rose is pure cuteness in any angle +--- 634496520 +>>634496165 +>RE7-8 chads are actually very united +No we're not. ethanfags are the shit stain of the series +--- 634496549 +>>634496361 +>cant wait for RE9 be in Egypt +Oh dear god no. All the American/British afro-supremacists will crawl out of the woodwork. +--- 634496626 +>>634496063 +"Ai sa-mi bag pula Gheorghiță da ce de străini pacilea" +"Da chiar coaie, cică cercetează ceva mucegai ,nush " +"Ce mucegai zice bă Ionele, vor să facă iar brânză fonfăiții ăia de franțuzi. Să dea dracu de-i las să-mi ia telemeaua" +--- 634496714 +>>634496501 +She's like 19 or 20 how is that an old lady? Even the facescan model is in her 20s +--- 634496742 +>>634496361 +That's actually a kickass concept. I wanna fight mummy zombies in a Pharaoh tomb before infiltrating the secret underground Umbrella lab below the Pyramids + +But who would be the protagonist? +--- 634496759 +>>634496626 +top chec +--- 634496892 +>>634496626 +Perfect (I think) +Now Ethan says: "What am I doing in this Romanian village being attacked by werewolves?!" +--- 634496908 +>>634494224 + +Resident Evil 1 was launched in 1996 but the setting was 1998 +--- 634496996 +>>634496742 +>But who would be the protagonist? +Set it in the past and have the protagonist be a Sinai Mujahideen soldier. +--- 634497236 +>I was just a faceless self-insert for a VR game. How did I end up getting a sequel where I'm isekai'd to this medieval Romanian village where no one has contact with the outside world and can't speak English and also there are werewolves and flying creatures called samcas!? +--- 634497302 +>>634497236 +>and can't speak English +But the villagers were all American +--- 634497335 +>>634494513 +they were thinking u wld shoot it but forgot no1 is gonna wanna waste ammo on a puzzle +--- 634497346 +>>634497302 +Retarded if true +--- 634497372 +>>634490575 +Because doesn't it just make you ultimately a complex mold with The Thing powers and not actually you? +--- 634497384 +>>634496892 +"What am I doing in this Romanian village being attacked by werewolves?!" +"Ce morții măsii zice ăsta, ’uerulf’?" +”Stai bă că știu, asta e angleză, m-a învățat puțin Marcel,bun băiat, are facultate, acum stă la București. Cred ca americanoiu asta a fost muscat de un lup” +"De unde lup coaie. Cred ca asta a fost muscat de Vadim, idiotul ala care a baut tot spirtul, sai moara covidul, si dupa a futut toate javrele din sat, si acum se crede caine" +--- 634497393 +>>634497346 +Did you play the game? All of the villagers speak English and all have American accents. +--- 634497401 +>>634497302 +Because that thing is a damn cluster fuck of cut content and left over ideas +--- 634497445 +>>634497393 +>All of the villagers speak English and all have American accents. +why +--- 634497475 +>>634497445 +Fuck if I know. +--- 634497559 +>>634495716 +7 is literally the best in the series, first of all it's actually a fucking horror game and still retains the charm that RE is known for with memorable moments and villains +--- 634497562 +>>634497445 +>>634497445 +Well mostly because it's a video game made towards an English speaking audience, no one would know what they're saying unless they were Romanian or knew the language. + +But yes, having actual romainians would have been good, but it was for something that was majorly cut anyway. Apparently we had more interaction with the surviving vilagers. +--- 634497574 +>>634491531 +kek +--- 634497592 +>>634495942 +Sup brother +--- 634497615 +>>634497559 +>l it's actually a fucking horror game +Shows me that they can make some actual scary shit, but it's not where the money is and 7 didn't get a uptick in sales until later. +--- 634497634 +>>634496501 +Does she have a penis? +--- 634497635 +>>634497562 +>Well mostly because it's a video game made towards an English speaking audience, +So was RE4. +--- 634497641 +>>634497445 +>have the script translated, pay to look for and fly in native speaking actors, teach them how to use the performance capture rig +>or just use english +--- 634497658 +>>634484993 (OP) +I legit couldn't take RE8 seriously because of that start, in fact I actively disliked the game whenever I remembered it shouldn't even be happening at all. +Wasn't the fake Mia the actual ultimate big bad of the game? Seriously Chris? All that experience fighting bioweapons and they don't blow her up with fire and explosives, just some gunshots and assume she's dead? +But most importantly not telling shit to Ethan and somehow sending their fucking trucks through the village the BOWs happen to control. + + +My MC is basically suffering because the characters and writers are retarded and it takes me out of it, it's the most artificial plot I've ever seen. +>I'll kill this guy's wife, grab his baby, and just say "Ethan, no" +--- 634497668 +>>634497641 +They did it for RE4 Remake +--- 634497683 +>>634495259 +Zoe > Mia +--- 634497697 +>>634497562 +RE1 was made for a Japanese-speaking audience and they voiced it all in English. +--- 634497701 +>>634497635 +Yes, and? +--- 634497732 +>>634496501 +>>634496714 +Ashley looks like she's wearing a fucking wig +--- 634497735 +>>634484993 (OP) +It's mostly done for the big twist later on. +It's the worst kind of wtiting +--- 634497745 +>>634497701 +Villagers in RE4 didn't speak English and have American accents. +In 8 they did due to laziness and being cheap. +--- 634497756 +>>634497697 +I know. +--- 634497759 +Original RE4 also had the villagers speak Spanish because the game's place has always matter in RE +--- 634497779 +>>634491836 +Try to play on Nightmare and Inferno, and you'll understand why pretty quickly... +--- 634497793 +>>634484993 (OP) +Why does he look like a bosnian in every installment? +--- 634497801 +It's so fucking weird how Mia is basically responsible for her fiance being murdered, becoming a moldman, getting an entire Louisianan family and an uncountable amount of people killed/infected all while working for a fucking bioterrorism organization along with getting him killed again a few years later yet she never faced any consequences. +--- 634497845 +>>634497658 +Yeah, they really just needed the story to happen and they didn't give a fuck about what made it happen. +--- 634497873 +>>634497793 +--- 634497893 +>>634497745 +>In 8 they did due to laziness and being cheap. +That was my point also. 8 felt very rushed and incomplete, like so much more was supposed to be in game. +--- 634498001 +>>634497801 +She lost Rose to Chris that's something right? T +--- 634498020 +>>634487254 +>looked him in the eye as he unloaded his pistol on his wife. +L-lewd... +--- 634498093 +>>634498001 +Not really. She's basically like Birkin except even more retarded. +--- 634498097 +>>634484993 (OP) +He would be in denial. +--- 634498201 +>>634498097 +Ethan doesn't have the capabilities for complex emotions. Chris could have just had one of the Wolf Hound girls put on a shitty Mia impression telling Ethan that the Mia he's looking at is actually a scary monster lady that just looks like her and he'd likely believe it. +--- 634498243 +Didn't RE7 have anti-BOW rounds for guns? Why the fuck would Chris just bring normal bullets to shoot Miranda when they could have magdumped her with those? +--- 634498260 +>>634498201 +Or he could just tell him +--- 634498296 +>>634498243 +Would end the Story then and there +--- 634498372 +>>634498243 +chris knows you're not allowed to use the special boss-killing weapon until the end of the grame +--- 634498383 +>>634498260 +he's not that stupid, you need to trick him just a little bit or else he would do something stupid like what he did in RE7 instead of calling the BSAA or whoever +--- 634498404 +>>634498383 +>>634498260 +--- 634498415 +>>634498243 +The answer to everything is "story needed to happen". RE8 is absolutely fucking retarded. +--- 634498449 +>>634498415 +Could have done a lot better with the lords too. +--- 634498469 +>>634498372 +8 doesn't even have that moment though, Ethan just blasts her with normal bullets until Miranda decides to die. +god the boss fights in 8 suck so much cock it's unreal +--- 634498564 +>>634498469 +>>634498469 +Was it really COVID or was it them fucking around with stupid ideas and saw it was close to dead line and rushed it? +--- 634498609 +>>634498449 +They could have done ANYTHING with the Lords. +>make Donna/Fish dude's levels more involved outside of being a setpiece that's only fun to play for one playthrough and that's it +>make titty vampire's castle longer, have her daughters be more involved +>get rid of every fucking Soldat and throw the man who designed them out a window, have more scenes with Ethan and Heisenberg since they were the best moments in the game +I'd rather play Revelations 1 and I'm fucking serious. +--- 634498615 +>>634492626 +Leon +Jill Cris +Ada +Clair +Wesker +Ethan +Rebecca +Piers +Hunk +--- 634498632 +>>634498469 +>until Miranda decides to die. +And then decides to return in the dlc +--- 634498695 +>>634498632 +>Eveline is a fucking footnote in the DLC because they had to reuse the fucking shitty Miranda boss fight +The DLC could have just been an animated short movie and it would have been better. +--- 634498806 +>>634498632 +>$20 +For that pile of shit +--- 634498842 +>>634498564 +covid probably didn't help, but the game was in dev and pre-production for at least a few years before that +--- 634498854 +>>634498609 +Needed more horror, but nooo we can't have that because 7 made the japanese shit themselves. +--- 634498952 +>>63449439 +Man, I spent like 10 minutes on that puzzle and actually had to look up a guide because I'm colorblind. +--- 634498960 +>Lycans +>Molded +>Soldats +Are the FPS RE games just destined to have absolute dogshit to fight enemies? Give me the fucking retards from RE6 over these pieces of trash any day of the fucking week holy shit. +--- 634499202 +>>634498960 +>>634498960 +I liked them, the soldats were intimidating. +--- 634499254 +>>634498960 +I fucking hate fighting the ooze in revelations 1. +The molded were just brain dead boring +--- 634499272 +>>634499202 +Fuck no they weren't. They're fucking Garradors but like if someone took all of the cool factor out and replaced it with annoying retardation in a shitty level. +--- 634499306 +>>634499272 +Ok, but I liked them. +--- 634499336 +7 and 8 are not canon tho. +--- 634499447 +>>634493687 +A real RE? There are more action REs than walking sim inventory manager ones, so you're dumbelly dumb. The series evolved to be fun, get over it. Dont like it dont play, dont post. Goodbye. +--- 634499489 +>>634499336 +Yes they are. +--- 634499506 +>>634499336 +cope and seethe +--- 634499559 +>>634498960 +>give me RE6 schlop generic enemies +ok you're just zoomer retard, bye. +--- 634499583 +>>634499559 +Learn basic reading comprehension anon I'm begging you. +--- 634499646 +>>634494689 +>gymcel +>not a homo +Pick one. +--- 634499652 +>>634497845 +Just yesterday I had made a similar thread. Modern RE is trying to be all movie-like with realistic graphics and cinematic moments but somehow the writing is absolute shit. +RE4E ends with Ada asking Wesker +>"uhh so what are you gonna use this sample for?" +>-I don't pay you to ask questions! But it's gonna kill BILLIONS >:D + +Ada just fucking flies away and never delivers the sample, OBVIOUSLY it just makes Wesker look like an autist and Ada like a bit of a retard for even doubting that far if she should give the mind-controlling plaga that could control the world to this guy. +--- 634499742 +>>634495168 +You have to be baiting or actually, unironically mentally ill. You shouldnt be allowed online, let me talk to your handler right now, kid. I'm not fucking around, put him on. +--- 634499759 +>>634499652 +God its just super cool okay? You wouldnt understand.... +--- 634499784 +Only if her uncle tag along. +--- 634499793 +>>634494179 +>>634494513 +Unironically skill issue. +--- 634499816 +>>634496520 +You are not a RE7-8 chad them +--- 634499828 +>>634496063 +They speak Japanese for me :) +--- 634499881 +>>634496218 +Yeah anon, Portugal is actually a steampunk moving castle. Iceland is actually a floating fortress that ran out of fuel. +--- 634499906 +>>634499652 +just shut up and clap when you recognize re5 +--- 634499912 +>>634497634 +She have mold Powers and can leak milk in her hands...maybe? +--- 634499946 +Exactly 3 hours and I'm starting the Water Hall (chapter 7 I think?) am I gonna make it? Not going for S+ I have all my weapons, originally I just wanted an A but I'm doing my best and who knows maybe I can even get an S? + +I have the striker charm +--- 634499973 +>>634499912 +AYO TEACH ROSE'S LEAKIN' JIZZ +--- 634499993 +>>634498960 +9 will take place in Asia. Probably Japan I would guess. It's the natural progression of things now that RE4 Remake is finished and Capcom is destined to make the same mistakes +--- 634500080 +>>634498960 +Give me a good reason we don't have a Dante skin in RE4 REmake. There's so many crazy shit Capcom could be doing with unlockables to inject life into the game. +ADD A SWORD. I remember using action replay on my ps2 like 15 years ago and it changed Leon for Dante, including the rebellion sword instead of the knife, so it had way more range. +--- 634500161 +>>634500080 +On the note of Village, they should have given Ethan a machete. He could have picked it off the first Lycan he killed. But no, I had to mod it in. +--- 634500170 +>>634499652 +>somehow the writing is absolute shit +>he says on a Remake of a game that has even worse writing and originates from there +--- 634500195 +>>634485405 +Ethan is not formally trained, he has no military experience like Chris and Leon who even in their 20s were being trained by spec ops like STARS and the U.S government. He's also an asset to be monitored due to being literally connected to a dangerous mold that could cause havoc in America. So it's not surprising to see Chris try to tell Ethan to fuck off even if the whole plot of killing Miranda disguised as Mia (so fucking retarded) +--- 634500203 +>>634499816 +He is a poser. REal VII-VIII chads would never say that. Hes a 6fag, they are deluded jelly fags that still to this day try and tell you 6 has amazing gameplay lmao +--- 634500204 +>>634499973 +Yeah yeah fuck you... +--- 634500223 +>>634499993 +>9 will take place in Asia. Probably Japan I would guess. +Why? +--- 634500243 +>>634500161 +>filename +why? +--- 634500289 +>>634500223 +Because 6 took place in China and Capcom is probably done basing games in Europ after RE8 and RE4R. And Africa is too problematic. +--- 634500316 +>>634500195 +but didn't Chris gave Ethan some basic self defense lessons shit or something after RE7? +--- 634500337 +>>634500289 +>Because 6 took place in China +Ok, and? +--- 634500351 +>>634500195 +>Ethan is not formally trained +He is. He mentions it at the start of 8. After 7 he was given training. +--- 634500381 +>>634500289 +>africa is too problematic +>RE5make is coming +can't wait to punch niggers again and shitters crying on twitter. +--- 634500396 +>>634499652 +>millions would be fine but draws the line when it comes to billions +Ada, what the fuck +--- 634500418 +>>634500289 +it also took place in the us and in the balkans +--- 634500430 +>>634499993 +I want them to bullshit something to make ghosts a bioweapon. I mean they already created Eveline and the 4 Lords bullshit. + +just say that this new bioweapon makes skin extremely translucent and energizes the cells with plasma or something so it results on ghostly people, also include some enemies with completely pale skin and black eyes / mouth, throw all the japanese horror tropes into a RE game. +Actual floaty white ghosts, say they experimented mixing jellyfish DNA with humans. + +>>634500170 +The original PRECISELY did this story better. Ada doesn't say shit, from the start she was working against Wesker because she's not an idiot about to cause another Raccoon City, and sends him a normal plaga (not the Master one Wesker wanted, you can't do much with a normal plaga). +And OG doesn't have Wesker telling to the person with the sample he wants "hey if you give me that I'll destroy the world, nice deal right?" +--- 634500458 +>>634500381 +Nah, Capcom is all about diversity and sucking ESG cock now. They wouldn't dare upset old Finky. +--- 634500475 +>>634500381 +>>RE5make is coming +No it's not. +--- 634500513 +>>634493504 +>>634493563 +Re4demake moves like shit, fix the controls before anything else +8 had cool stuff like guard cancelling, 5 has insane tech that makes it infinitely replayable. Make resident evil reward skill again +--- 634500525 +>>634500458 +>Nah, Capcom is all about diversity +They always have been, have you played anything by them? +--- 634500535 +>>634500381 +Nah, Capcom is in a cycle of starting with horror, moving to action, making a great action game (RE4) then trying to copy RE4 and failing until the franchise is almost in the ground again. +--- 634500575 +>>634499816 +shows how much you know about re8 threads +--- 634500582 +>>634500475 +A game called RE5 REmake will release, but we can only hope they completely rewrite the story and levels. That's when the franchise lost itself. +They should include Leon or Claire, one of the two, to have proper continuity with the new games. And do something else with Jill. +--- 634500601 +>>634500525 +>They always have been +No, they have not always been sponsoring trannies and pushing alphabet soup diseased shit. Your gaslighting isn't going to work. +--- 634500624 +>>634500582 +>A game called RE5 REmake will release, +Nope. +>>634500601 +Yes. +--- 634500791 +>>634500624 +>Alfred you cross-dressing freak! +Nope. Again, I'm not going to believe your lies, you cross-dressing freak. +--- 634500803 +>>634500351 +It was basic training. It's not like he was being trained by the marines or in a brutal government program like Leon post Raccoon-City +--- 634500808 +>>634500575 +No U. +--- 634500837 +>>634484993 (OP) +they pulled a MGSV. +>CHRIS IS NOW THE BAD GUY OH NO NO NO +>nvm lmao, we fooled you +--- 634500948 +>>634500161 +We need a RE game in which you can pick up any weapon, it's getting ridiculous. Could be the fabled RE game set in Japan, have some ninja or samurai MC who uses all weapons. + +Especially egregious when Leon wakes up with Luis, says "oh they took all my gear" and runs off instead of picking up the axe from the Ganado who just tried to kill them. +--- 634501086 +>>634500582 +RE5 saved the franchise unlike RE4 which was slog compared to it. +--- 634501212 +>no re9 with rose +its over +--- 634501259 +>>634484993 (OP) +please stop with this Chris smear campaign. he's the only good thing about village besides big titted vampire dragon lady. +--- 634501332 +>>634500948 +idk I know RE in Japan sounds stupid but RE6's plot also sounds stupid if you explained it +--- 634501410 +>>634484993 (OP) +Because the story was drastically rewritten several times over the course of development and Capcom really fucking wanted the trailer hook of Chris looking like a bad guy, so they built the story around that without any care as to whether or not the motivations around it make sense. Chris's reasoning makes zero sense because taking 5 seconds to just say, "that wasn't your wife, I can't explain and need to take you and your daughter into protective custody right now" would have made him seem like much less of a retard and wouldn't have changed the story at all. You could still have him be dodgy at the lake, you could still have him shout at Ethan that he didn't want him to be involved. It's just a fucking mess, not to mention that the entire story doesn't work unless Chris was lying to Ethan and actually acting maliciously the entire time. They moved his family to within driving distance of a village they knew was full of BOWs and they knew about Miranda, so the entire story only makes sense if Chris used Ethan and his family as bait to lure her out. +--- 634501487 +>>634501410 +>and Capcom really fucking wanted the trailer hook of Chris looking like a bad guy, +did a single person genuinely fall for it? +--- 634501515 +>>634501259 +AHEM +--- 634501547 +Comparing Village to RE4 Remake did anyone else get bothered by how RE4 Remake felt so much more tame and "grounded" compared to RE Village? +It kind of felt like RE4 Remake was embarrassed of how cheesy and goofy the original game was. Village in compression felt like it was having a lot more fun with it's nutty ideas and concepts. it was more self aware. + +I hope this isn't signs of things to come honestly. I think RE is at it's best when it mixes goofy bullshit and horror and is self aware of how goofy it all is. +RE4 Remake making everything more grounded and down to Earth is something I don't want. RE should always be goofy. +--- 634501609 +>>634494076 +if that shit was in the remake you'd shit your pants +--- 634501639 +RE1-4 are the only canon games +--- 634501718 +>>634501547 +I'll take a million RE4R's over RE8 if Capcom is going to put all the goofy shit into a shit game that's so terribly written it makes the original RE1 look like a Scorcese film. +--- 634501729 +>>634484993 (OP) +Why didn't Chris turn into a werewolf like the cover? +--- 634501743 +>>634501639 +no +--- 634501751 +>>634501639 +So wesker is still alive? Nice +--- 634501769 +>>634501410 +They should have gone with the bait thing. Chris' character going forward should truly be "Not a hero", make him someone willing to kill or use civilians to end bioterrorism, stuff like bombing an entire building without evacuating because someone / something dangerous is in there and he can't risk it escaping. +Or RE8, sending Ethan and his daughter the absolute worst place possible? Explain he trusted Ethan would cause some damage to the 4 Lords and make "the real Miranda" come out (say the fake one was a puppet). +That's some morally evil stuff, but still he's technically doing it to kill BOWs. We don't have a RE character this pragmatic. +--- 634501783 +>>634501410 +I blame Ethan. +--- 634501807 +>>634484993 (OP) +This remind me Leon campaign in RE6 + +>hey Helena what's happening +>i'll explain to you later +>hey Helena everybody is dying and I don't know what the hell is going on +>later Leon, let's go to the chuch +>Helena... +>let's get to the church +--- 634501827 +>>634501751 +Yeah. Do you really think Chris could beat Wesker? Pure fanfiction. +--- 634501846 +>>634501769 +sounds like shit +--- 634501896 +>>634501639 +remove 4 +--- 634501904 +>>634501846 +I mean he did all that damage anyway in RE8, at least make it on purpose and not him being retarded. +--- 634501925 +>>634501807 +What Ada does to a man.... +--- 634501940 +>>634501896 +Remove Sahelanthropus +--- 634501968 +>>634501940 +cringe larp +--- 634501981 +>>634501904 +There was no one left in the village beside Miranda and apparently The Duke. +--- 634501982 +>>634501807 +I fuck it up, It was the Cathedral right? You get the idea +--- 634502001 +>>634501729 +He's hiding his power level. +--- 634502034 +>>634501769 +Only Ada Wong deserves to be used for dumbfuck writing with constantly shifting morals and goals by Capcom. +--- 634502061 +>>634501487 +Ethan did +--- 634502105 +I have zero hope for RE9. RE8 was a disaster and the Shadows of Rose DLC is the most low effort garbage they've ever put out. They're probably putting the RE4R team on RE5R next when they should instead be getting all the new games going forward. +--- 634502145 +>>634502105 +>I have zero hope for RE9. +That's the spirit +--- 634502158 +>>634502105 +They dropped the ball with 8, marketing and everything that they just eventually handed to the VA's like "Here, you deal with it". +--- 634502185 +I wish re8 was better written. It has all the ingredients to be a great story but it's like we got the alpha stage. + +Have Heisenberg immobilize Ethan after he rejects the offer, he gets ready to kill him AND CHRIS FUCKING -ENTERS- AND PUNCHES HEISENBERG IN THE FACE +>"ETHAN, RUN" +Make Chris VS human Heisenberg a real fight, Chris could be using special gauntlets that aren't metal so they can't be manipulated, and Heisen would get to use his sledgehammer in melee. +Throw some lines about how Chris had been preparing for this as Heisenberg has the potential to be a world threat with his total control over metal and his secret plans. +--- 634502257 +>>634501547 +RE in the eyes of Japcom and Caps was always meant to be taken seriously. +--- 634502394 +>>634502185 +Stop with your ideas, please. +--- 634502442 +>>634502257 +Wrong. +--- 634502478 +>>634499652 +>the writing is absolute shit. +Ashley's and Luis's scenes are very well written. +They improved a thing for everything they made worse (Like Ada and Salazar) +--- 634502490 +>>634502394 +Why did Miranda wear her "prophet" garb against the final fight? And she had digital prints of herself looking like a prophet in an English-speaking Romanian village. What a stupid fucking game lmao +--- 634502545 +>>634502394 +Something about Miranda is very imposing. Not sure what it is +--- 634502643 +>>634501410 +Even when he sees Ethan near the big water monster, instead of being surprised or worried about Ethan's safety or being happy that he found him. He just talks slowly as if we're not sure if he's good or not +--- 634502657 +>>634502490 +You didn't play the game, because she came to the village saying that she was a prophet with the mold, she wanted to appear angelic and saint like. It's explained in the credits. +--- 634502705 +>>634502657 +What a fucking piece of cringe dogshit. Can't believe normies latched onto Dimitrescu so much. +--- 634502708 +>>634502158 +>>634502185 +>>634502105 +Boomer raid +--- 634502760 +>>634502705 +damn this is peak autism +go back to re4 +--- 634502771 +>>634502705 +She wasn't even hot. I liked her "daughters" more +--- 634502856 +>>634502708 +Nah its the same RE6 cuck butthurt about Re7-8 sucess.Nigga is getting predictable as fuck. +--- 634503035 +>>634501259 +Wrong. +You need to be a special kind of retard to like chris in RE8 +His playable section in the game is RE6 tier garbage. +--- 634503084 +>>634502705 +>what a fucking piece of cringe dogshit +i take it you're a fan of the RE4? +--- 634503109 +>>634503035 +>RE6 tier garbage. +Can you and all the other tank-control nostalgianigger incels, like, segregate yourselves from us sex-having RE4-8 + Rev 1, 2 enjoyers? already? +--- 634503172 +>>634503109 +No +Only when you Accept that RE6 is the cancer that almost killed RE and RE7 saved it. +--- 634503223 +>>634503035 +what are you talking about, his section in re6 was kino af. +--- 634503261 +>>634484993 (OP) +So I got RE8 a week ago and I'm already close to finishing my achievements. I just need to finish up everything from Shadow of Rose and Mercenaries, but I haven't touch Mercenaries yet. + +I hope it won't be hard to play Mercenaries. + +Also, why is the Rocket Pistol so weak? For a weapon you get for beating the hardest difficulty the reward from it makes no sense. What is the point of this weapon? +--- 634503386 +>>634503223 +>Fucking turret sections in my RE +haha nope fuck you +--- 634503390 +>>634503261 +Same for the hand cannon in 4 remake instead of a anti-plagas laser gun from the ps2 version. +Doesn't motivate me at all +--- 634503450 +>>634503261 +hard mode is really hard in mercenaries +--- 634503495 +So from the story from 8 is Revelations 1 and 2 going to be canon and tie into Resident Evil mainline since the BSAA are the bad guys now, and probably got taken over by Jessica and Raymond? +--- 634503536 +>>634503109 +>sex having +>RE4 and Rev 1 +--- 634503610 +>>634501729 +That cover art is so weird, especially given that you fight, what, less than five werewolves in the entire game? +If Capcom is okay with misleading advertising like that cover, I don't see why they couldn't just have two versions of the intro. One for pre-release marketing where Chris is suspicious, and another for the actual game where he isn't written horribly. +--- 634503612 +>>634503495 +>2 +maybe if we finally see Alex/Natalia in the modern timeline i hope. +also Barry please +--- 634503617 +>>634503495 +8 was just a joke. Capcom will pretend it never happened and so will we. +--- 634503659 +>>634503617 +>we +most people aren't 4cels +--- 634503681 +>>634503450 +Do I have to do hard mode to get the achievements? + +>>634503390 +I guess they're saving the plaga laser for Separate Ways dlc when it comes out maybe? + +I just don't get what the devs are thinking releasing weak weapons like this behind the hardest content? +--- 634503694 +>>634503386 +re6 is a mess but still a fun mess. just let it go anon and don't be so dense. +--- 634503709 +>>634503659 +Didn't 4 Remake raise Capcom's stock price again? +--- 634503752 +>>634485120 +I can't tell you how badly I wanted to uninstall the game when they did that shit too it almost felt like Capcom just went "Yeah listen we know the writing is dogshit but hey we're self aware so its okay right?" and then immediately went into Call of Duty mode. god almighty I do not like this game man +--- 634503824 +>>634503612 +Isn't Barry in his 50's now the current timeline? + +>>634503617 +I don't think 8 was that bad. I just didn't like being forced to walk and unskippable "cutscenes" since they're apparently ingame for a lot of the sections of 8. Also, fuck the Lycans they are such bullshit enemies to fight since they take so many bullets to kill. +--- 634503870 +>>634503752 +exactly me but with RE4 +--- 634503904 +>>634503870 +The original or the remake? Or both? +--- 634503923 +>>634503824 +>50s +i guess somewhere around it or close to it, but hey he can still kick ass with his trusty magnum. +--- 634503982 +>>634503904 +the original RE4. +RE4make genuinely improved it for me. +--- 634503996 +>>634502856 +6 is the worst game but 8 is fucking terrible. I don't know how they made that shit when 7 was great. +--- 634504108 +>>634503694 +>Calling other people dense +Says the guy that enjoys RE6 +--- 634504124 +>>634503659 +8 is a cheap bastardization of 4 and 4R is mogging the shit out of it right now. +--- 634504139 +>>634503996 +It's too bad we'll never get a great game like 7 again since people said it was too scary for them. +--- 634504196 +>>634503996 +Ok then...i still find RE6 worse than village but village in on my ´´meh`` list soo fair anough +--- 634504213 +>>634503982 +That's fair. Personally I'm the other way around but I get why people prefer the remake over the original for a good number of reasons +--- 634504224 +>>634495002 +>Only ever see one tub though. +Aren't there tubs in the basement before the generator room before the Jack fight? +--- 634504263 +>>634504139 +Got me everytime, her voice when she's screaming sounds so fucked up. +--- 634504279 +>>634504213 +Yeah each side can now enjoy their own version of 4. +--- 634504284 +>>634502394 +This miranda Image is from the game or fan made?nice +--- 634504520 +>>634488272 +>Ada appears and tells Leon "he's made of mold, a BOW who'll mutate in due time, you need to kill him" +>"Yes Ada, my queen" + +Good job faggot +--- 634504536 +>>634504284 +>>634504284 +Fan made +--- 634504610 +>>634504139 +You already got 2R and 7, let us non-silent hill fans enjoy our RE again. +And I meant these modern RE games still are plenty of scary, it doesn't need to be pure horror like those two. +Lycans in Village make me go "Jesus fucking christ AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH", in RE4R the Garradors and Regenerators are as scary as ever, the armors... It's a decent tone without overdoing it +--- 634504706 +>>634504610 +Nothing in Village scared me because I'm an alpha male gamer +--- 634505085 +>>634504706 +Because 8 isn't scary, maybe a bit dark, but not scary. +--- 634505089 +The shooting sucks so much in Village but the atmos is top notch can't stop playing it +--- 634505207 +The guns in RE8 are not fun or comforting at all like RE7's were. The sounds the G17 and the M37 make from reloading alone were pure sex. +--- 634505264 +Resident Evil has always had dogshit writing +--- 634505540 +>>634505207 +RE7 felt more satisfying due to the game being survival horror focused. ammo was limited and so was your inventory. +It felt rewarding killing the molded but in RE8 you are armed to the teeth at all times and despite being more action focused it's not as fun. +--- 634505607 +>>634505540 +When RE7 became action focused after the boat it was awesome. Not just because I hated being so scared before, but it was legit fun gunplay going as Chris blowing up molded. +--- 634505618 +>>634493495 +would +--- 634505750 +>>634493161 +base +--- 634505758 +>>634501729 +Turns out he wasn't a werewolf. Just an asshole. +--- 634505783 +>>634504124 +Yeah Village fans already lost to RE4R so it's kind of petty to dab on the losers but I'm also a petty person *dab* +--- 634506420 +>>634494179 +You're supposed to use your shotgun. That's why there's shotgun ammo in this room +--- 634506452 +>>634492853 +Now that's a cool image. +--- 634506584 +>>634494179 +Ethan's a retard. just use your hands dumbass +--- 634506590 +>>634506420 +how is shooting it with a shotgun gonna help any more than shooting it with a pistol like he does in that clip? +--- 634506617 +>>634494242 +WESKER, YOU'RE PITIFUL +--- 634506682 +>>634506617 +This one scene of Chris bullying Wesker made Wesker obsessed with Chris for the rest of his life +--- 634506735 +>>634506617 +CHRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS +--- 634506757 +>>634506682 +Wesker never liked Chris gatekeeping Redfield pussy from him, this just sealed the deal. +--- 634507109 +>>634504520 +Leon now is a chad that doesnt simp for Ada...Did He give up on Ashley when Ada told hin to do it?Nope. +You all losers have to accept that Leon and Ethan would be best bros If they are together in RE8. +--- 634507336 +What's up with RE8 going full fantasy? They didn't even bother with giving any somewhat plausible scientific explanations. I don't expect a Resident Evil game to be realistic but people turning into flies, crows, being able to control metal and so on feels a bit too out there. Feels jarring compared to RE7 which felt way more grounded and could at least explain most things with hallucinations. +--- 634507360 +>>634505783 +>Ethan with longer hair+Beard +>Cool bag instead of briefcase +Man all in this artwork is soo much better +I remember He also would start with a revolver instead of the Lemi and He could use the enemy swords too. +Fuck COVID RE8 have such a potential +--- 634507532 +>>634484993 (OP) +Because Chris is evil in this game, he use ethan's family as a bait for Miranda. +--- 634507612 +>>634507336 +It's fucking stupid. It is literally just magic now and they are not even trying to keep it somewhat tethered to biological organisms and mutations. +Playing RE4 remake right now and it makes me realize how fucked the series has actually gotten. +--- 634507693 +>>634505783 +What did anyone lose? There was no competition. +--- 634507767 +Does Madhouse difficulty in RE7 affect something else than just enemy HP? +--- 634507945 +Chris' age is the original target age audience of Resident evil games. So this game is old people game +--- 634508007 +>>634507767 +You have limited saves, less checkpoints, item placement is mostly changed, Jack is much faster to the point he'll outrun you, there are more enemies and placement is changed, there's less ammo, and enemies hit harder. +--- 634508107 +>>634507767 +Enemy Speed and change the place of certain Key items +--- 634508230 +Is the Rose DLC good? She seems cool. Although it seems like a missed opportunity to age her up that much. Chris mentoring a small kid would've fun to see. diff --git a/v/634485845.txt b/v/634485845.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..021dfa47490cced9d36171caed32a255dc73b083 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634485845.txt @@ -0,0 +1,372 @@ +----- +--- 634485845 +Is "tranny game" code for "soulful high skill singleplayer game" on /v/? +--- 634485924 +>>634485845 (OP) +>code for "soulful high skill singleplayer game" +No thats chud game +--- 634485949 +>>634485924 +What's an example of a chud game? +--- 634486246 +>Radio silence +Typical /v/ +--- 634486489 +It doesn’t matter retard strength wins arguments +--- 634486701 +>>634485845 (OP) +>Last of Us 2 is "high skill" +>A Hat in Time is "high skill" +>Disco Elysium is "high skill" +"No." +--- 634486754 +>>634485845 (OP) +trannies are just cross dressing autistic incels, so its no wonder why these low functioning dudes might have good taste in vidya. +--- 634486780 +>>634485845 (OP) +No, it's code for "I saw the Twitter post, too! I'm fitting in!" +--- 634486796 +>>634485845 (OP) +>>634486246 +this looks like it would only be fun in VR, Games like Paladins have you doing shit like this in a PvP setting with an infinite amount of context +--- 634486830 +>>634485845 (OP) +Trannies are likely to have autism and people with autism are likely to have good taste in games so yes +--- 634487067 +>>634485845 (OP) +I prefer 2001-2003 FPS games like +>Call of Duty 1 +>Jedi Outcast +>Star Trek Elite Force +>Jedi Academy +>Medal of Honor Allied Assault +>Return to Castle Wolfenstein +>Alien vs. Predator 2 +>NOLF2 +--- 634487186 +>>634485845 (OP) +"tranny game" is code for "game that has official buttplug support" +--- 634487246 +>>634487186 +It's kinda shitty they renege'd on that though. Like one of the lead game developers made that but then required you to install it as a mod instead of including it in the game +--- 634487259 +>>634485845 (OP) +unironic tranny game. go play with your buttplug troony +--- 634487416 +>>634487186 +>googled it +>mfw when it's real +wtf is wrong with our society? +--- 634487417 +>>634487246 +>do it as a joke +>the community surrounding your game YAS QUEENs over it because they're actual trannies and faggots, and not taking it as a joke +>haha a-ackshually +I'd almost feel sorry for the dev if he wasn't such a fag enabler already. +--- 634487605 +>>634485949 +>nails the muscle memory movement +>>634486246 +>misses the easy coin shots +pottery +--- 634487645 +>>634485845 (OP) +I swear I can't find a cracked version of this anywhere that isn't igg spyware. Losing my mind! +--- 634487784 +>>634485845 (OP) + +What did literally any of that mean? +--- 634487914 +>>634487417 +>Do it as a joke +>Have the toy vibrate under various circumstances such as whether you're sliding, shooting, taking damage, cutscene specific things, screen shake, music, etc. +>Also have a second setting that increases the vibration based on your style meter ranking +>but it's just a joke +--- 634487931 +I used to love this game before trannys invaded the community. God i hate trannys so much its unreal. Trannys ruin everything. They cant keep thier disgusting hands off anything. Why cant trannys just fuck off forever and leave my fuckinf games alone? Behead all trannies. +--- 634487996 +>>634487784 +Projectile Boost: Punching a shotgun shot to supercharge it +Headshot combo: Shoot someone in their head +Quickdraw: Shoot someone the moment you pull out a different gun +Enraged: Enemy goes berserk +Exploded: Kill enemy with explosive +Arsenal: Kill enemy with multiple weapons + +Hope that clears it up +--- 634488526 +>>634487931 +Fuck the trannies and the comunity. I love the game, it's awesome and probably (in my opinion) the best FPS ever made. Is hard as balls tho, P ranked P-2 a couple of days ago, i cryed +--- 634489321 +>>634485845 (OP) +Ugly Art = Ugly Game = Do not Play +--- 634489406 +>>634485845 (OP) +No. And that game certainly doesn't fit that description. Die troon. +--- 634489421 +>>634487914 +Jesus only the most AIDS ridden company would put effort to make something like this, glad I overlooked this shit +--- 634489451 +>>634486246 +when is your surgery hun? +--- 634493103 +>look guys im good at clicking buttons on a keyboard in a certain pattern +HAHAHAHAHAHAHA +--- 634495548 +>>634485845 (OP) +>a game that is fun to speedrun +>trannies infest it +who could have known +--- 634495717 +>>634493103 +--- 634495726 +>>634485949 +--- 634496047 +>>634485949 +>>634485924 +What the fuck is a chud? I am not well versed in tranny language. +--- 634496510 +>>634485845 (OP) +Was making an Ultrakill thread where no one talks about the game part of your plan OP? +--- 634496731 +>>634487645 +Gog games you fucking idiot +--- 634496884 +>>634486246 +how do you parry mindflayer's balls consistently + +>>634486701 +Disco Elysium requires high emotional skill THOUGH +--- 634496990 +>>634487067 +>Call of Duty 1 +meh, good for its time +>Jedi Outcast +absolute fucking kino but hardly an FPS +>Star Trek Elite Force +mindless circle strafe, 2 is better in every way, also has CP +>Jedi Academy +same as Outcast +>Medal of Honor Allied Assault +never played it, looks boring and outdated +>Return to Castle Wolfenstein +pretty good +>Alien vs. Predator 2 +didn't play enough to have an opinion, AvP1 was good tho +>NOLF2 +funny game but 1 was better +--- 634497336 +>>634485845 (OP) +Of course. Trannies have always been the most skilful gamers; just look at how many speedrunners are trans. +--- 634498208 +>>634485845 (OP) +This is visual AIDS +--- 634498442 +>>634485845 (OP) +Buttplug troon garbage +--- 634498924 +>>634496047 +Zoomer go back. +--- 634498957 +>>634497336 +There is literally no respectable troon in any of the popular e-sports genre +>FPS +>RTS +>MOBA +>Fightan(apart from niggerfox) +literally none +--- 634498972 +>>634485949 +>riding on rockets +Holy FUCK I need to reinstall +--- 634499341 +>>634496884 +Parrying homing projectiles is easy since they go towards your crosshair generally +--- 634499405 +>>634485845 (OP) +dunno what you're talking about but i tried this game and didn't like it +--- 634499432 +>>634499405 +Have you considered playing past the prelude +--- 634499619 +>>634486246 +No it's just no one cares about your shitty thread +Also your wound is festering and the smell is bad +--- 634499685 +>>634489421 +having the controller rumble is a pretty common feature in games actually +--- 634499743 +>>634496047 +It's an insult that literally just means ugly, used by troons and e-whores it's usually associated to incels and twitter "nazis" +It's also this wojak +--- 634499887 +>right wingers gatekeeping themselves from good games +>right wingers being gatekept from normal society +Name a more iconic duo +--- 634499968 +>>634499887 +Puberty blockers are not reversible +--- 634500224 +>>634496884 +What if my emotional skill is absurdly low? Can i still play it regardless? +--- 634500273 +>>634500224 +No idea, just pirate it desu +--- 634500402 +It's a meaningless buzzword. + +See also: "woke" +--- 634500415 +>>634485845 (OP) +ULTRAKILL more like ULTRACRINGE, fucking visual diarrhea of a game. +--- 634500494 +Thought this game was really cool +then the buttplug thing happened +--- 634500578 +>>634485845 (OP) +game's good, but the fanbase is an absolute cesspool of shit +--- 634500645 +>>634485845 (OP) +>>634485949 +>>634486246 +So when will this game actually be finished? +Not playing it until then. +--- 634500729 +>>634487416 +I always thought it was in response to the Chess player that sperged out and accused his opponent of cheating using a radio controlled butt plug to tell him what moves to do +--- 634500828 +>>634500645 +soon(tm) probably in around 2 years time +its still pretty good and worth the money (or pirate if you're a degen) +--- 634500871 +>>634500828 +>its still pretty good +And +They will change something I like when the game comes out so might as well not play it until then +--- 634500880 +>>634500645 +Probably late 2023 or 2024 if they keep this pace + +>>634500494 +>>634500578 +Guys, realy? Who the fuck cares about this shit? The game is good? Then is good. It's not an online game, so the comunity is not part of it +>the buttplug uppdate, mah tranny +Devs made a joke and still, who cares? Unlsee you secretly want to try it? Is this why you are mad? +--- 634500935 +>>634500871 +Just watch the Max0r videos on it +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKx1oGw0IRM [Embed] +--- 634501017 +>>634500935 +Max0r videos are funny, but are intended for people who already know the game, or you will get the totaly wrong idea of what the game is actualy like +--- 634501094 +>>634500273 +You lack emotional skills. Don't even try to @ me. +--- 634501095 +>>634501017 +What does he get wrong about Ultrakill then? +--- 634501127 +>>634485845 (OP) +>>634485949 +>>634486246 +>tfw so casual I can't even tell if I'm looking at high skill or schizophrenic button mashing +--- 634501130 +I JUST WANT SELACO +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 634501575 +Yea all the "tranny games" seem to be good passion projects. Just make sure you pick one that is from genre you like. +--- 634501993 +>>634487186 +There's nothing tyranny about stimulating your own prostate. +--- 634502028 +>>634499743 +>It's an insult that literally just means ugly +As long you mean ugly on the inside, aka, sexist, racist, loser piece of shit who refuses to improve on their own shortcomings and blame rest of the world for his own failure then it's accurate. +--- 634502306 +>>634502028 +>>634499743 +>>634496047 +a C.H.U.D. is a kind of old movie monster, basically a semi intelligent zombie caused by toxic waste +It stands for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers +So calling someone a Chud is like calling them a psychotic basement dweller +--- 634502326 +>>634485845 (OP) +I dunno, but this game is pretty cool. + I'm not p-ranking prime sanctums tho, fuck that +--- 634502378 +>>634502326 +But you need to p-rank all the p-rank bosses to unlock the final final boss +--- 634502406 +>>634502326 +>i'm not p-ranking prime sanctums +sounds like a major skill issue desu senpai +--- 634502563 +>>634502378 +>Final final boss +Oh God please no :( +>>634502406 +nooooo I don't suck at this gaem :(:(:( +--- 634502597 +>>634502028 +>As long you mean ugly on the inside, aka, sexist, racist, loser piece of shit who refuses to improve on their own shortcomings and blame rest of the world for his own failure then it's accurate. +This, leftist are literally ugly on the inside and the outside, thank goodness they're committing mass suicide. +--- 634502701 +>>634496047 +>>634502306 +Chud or Chude (Old East Slavic: чyдь, in Finnic languages: tšuudi, čuđit) is a term historically applied in the early East Slavic annals to several Finnic peoples in the area of what is now Estonia, Karelia and Northwestern Russia. +I know that's not the origin of its online meaning but I find it funny that the oh-so-tolerant are using the name of an ethnic group as an insult. +--- 634502871 +>>634499619 +anon no you suppose to ignore him, baka!! +--- 634503161 +>>634502326 +>I'm not p-ranking prime sanctums tho, fuck that +You don't need to. You just need to beat them in order to unlock the next one. I don't think there is goin to be anything more the an achievement at the end for P ranking prime sanctus + +Also, it's funny that P rank can also be "Prank" +>hey i Pranked P-2 +--- 634503698 +>>634503161 +>You don't need to +I know, and thank goodness that is not needed +--- 634503815 +>>634496047 +it's funny how rightoids keep saying this like they don't know. +--- 634503831 +>>634485949 +cuck simulator, elden rang, and tyrone vs. the police. motherfuckers are absolutely obsessed with blacks. +--- 634503840 +>>634485845 (OP) +a "tranny game" is when anon really doesn't like a game but he cannot explain why or has no compelling argument, so he'll start assuring everyone that some hypothetical tranny likes this game, therefore it must be a bad game +--- 634503902 +>>634485845 (OP) +I guess this is one of those games that are more fun to play than to look at, because this kaleidoscope on speed barely registers as a game to me. +--- 634504303 +>>634485845 (OP) +It's not a tranny game it's a faggot game. +--- 634505681 +>>634489421 +>put effort +its literally just controller rumble, dumbass +--- 634505806 +>>634503815 +tactical pretending to be retarded has been a common leftoid tactic in amerimutt political warfare for years, took rightoids long enough to catch up +--- 634505860 +It's tranny-hijacked indefinite early access. Shouldn't even be played or discussed until it actually comes out. Hopefully it's still good by then. +--- 634506049 +>>634504303 +they put the ikea shark in the game though +--- 634507275 +SHOVE +IT +UP +YOUR +OWN +ASS +GAME +--- 634507729 +>>634507275 +i like "shmass" more +--- 634508138 +>>634485949 +this diff --git a/v/634486048.txt b/v/634486048.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a20d54e53f077987e4f38b4026cdccaa0d4ada52 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634486048.txt @@ -0,0 +1,308 @@ +----- +--- 634486048 +reddit has ‘let me solo her’ +what has /v/ produced for the gaming industry? +--- 634486157 +GamerGate +--- 634486160 +>>634486048 (OP) +>shazbot BR sniper +>TORtanic +>not accusing someone who killed themselves of the Boston Bombings +>he will not divide us reee +--- 634486214 +>>634486048 (OP) +this is reddit now +--- 634486228 +>>634486160 + +That's got fucking nothing on LMSH. +--- 634486265 +>>634486048 (OP) +--- 634486274 +bf3 dinosaurs + +a better question is when was the last time /v/ did anything for the gaming industry +--- 634486429 +>>634486214 +This +--- 634486612 +>>634486048 (OP) +Minecraft +--- 634486669 +>>634486160 +>literal who’s +--- 634487047 +>>634486048 (OP) +wojak. +--- 634487702 +>>634486228 +>>634486669 +> +--- 634488493 +>>634486048 (OP) +minecraft +--- 634488928 +>>634487047 +Wojak came from a Polish namefag on Krautchan. +--- 634489151 +>>634486048 (OP) +Her name is Boxxy. +--- 634489616 +>>634488493 +fpbp +--- 634489715 +/v/ literally made souls take off in the west +--- 634489807 +>>634486048 (OP) +--- 634490363 +>>634486048 (OP) +minecraft +--- 634493413 +risk of rain +--- 634493421 +pokemon clover +basically pokeyman and shitposting memes +--- 634493472 +>>634490363 +This. +--- 634493651 +>>634486048 (OP) +>naked man in thong with pot on head +>name: let me solo her +This is peak r*ddit, i'll give you that. +--- 634493742 +>>634486048 (OP) +Minecraft +--- 634493797 +>>634486265 +fucking lmao +--- 634493829 +>>634487047 +>>634488928 +We called him feelguy +--- 634493881 +Give me the chocolate Hisao. +--- 634494037 +There was a character called "Doll" or something who would always help me in the bloodborne days with content. +She dressed as a doll and used the whirligig saw, I thought that was really cute... +--- 634496385 +>>634486048 (OP) +YandereDev +--- 634497501 +>>634486048 (OP) +Giant Dad is pretty much the same thing +--- 634498707 +>>634486048 (OP) +>>634497501 +>>634489807 +i find giantdad to be a lot more charming and quoteable if i'm honest +LMSH is just a guy who decided to dress funny while using the most blatantly op weapon in the game to help scrubs against a hard boss, while giantdad is an actual build that for a time was the face of twink/minmaxing builds and wore its tryhard status proudly +--- 634498732 +"you didnt beat the game" is way funnier +--- 634498975 +>>634489807 +>mfw the dude that made the video became a tranny +--- 634499016 +>>634498707 +>an actual build that for a time was the face of twink/minmaxing builds +giantdad was a meme build that was bad on purpose. +--- 634499035 +>>634486048 (OP) +--- 634500897 +>>634486048 (OP) +Aren't a bunch of indie devs originally from here? The guy who made Stardew Valley was a /v/irgin iirc +--- 634501039 +>>634486214 +We're all reddit now +>>634486265 +>Team SNEED +--- 634501069 +Katawa Shoujo +--- 634501096 +>>634486429 +me in the middle of both, making it better (trust) +--- 634501272 +Wasn’t LMSH the guy who got fed up with waiting for word of mouth and posted a thread on Reddit saying “I do this epic thing gamers, give me adulation”. Effectively a forced meme. +--- 634501290 +>>634501069 +Came here to post this. +We're being phased out, anon. That's becoming ancient if we are the first two to care to mention it. +--- 634501303 +>>634498975 +He’s been crossdressing as a meme (allegedly) for years +--- 634501363 +>>634501303 +yeah, i bet he sucked dick just for a meme too +--- 634501374 +Me +--- 634501401 +>>634496385 + +I work at a high school and so many of the girls are obsessed over this shit. I wonder if they'd feel the same if they knew the guy "making" the game was a hideous fucking chud +--- 634501508 +>>634501303 +>as a meme +that's how it starts +--- 634501516 +>>634501363 +Yes, mine. It was quite funny +--- 634501909 +>>634499016 +tell me you didn't play dark soul 1 pvp in it's prime without telling me. Giant dad was OP as hell, i stopped playing that char in pvp because it got boring +--- 634503332 +>>634486214 +>this is reddit now +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XIrniuy-Y4 [Embed] +--- 634503540 +>>634486048 (OP) +>what has /v/ produced for the gaming industry? +TLoU 2 edits +--- 634503583 +>>634486048 (OP) +4chan's not produced anything worthwhile in years, partially due to /pol/ subversion destorying interesting posting. +Partially because more crossover because anything that starts to get any traction at all will immediately be transposed to reddit or twitter who will get the credit +--- 634503671 +>>634503540 +This +--- 634503716 +>>634486048 (OP) +/v/ has 'le me solo her' since he started out here. +Look at the date on pic related then look at the date on the reddit version. +--- 634503758 +>>634503716 +This got the discord sisters so mad they paid a guy to copy it wholesale kek. Reddit's version had to use Tears of Blood though. +--- 634503773 +>>634486048 (OP) +Fucking Minecraft. +--- 634503781 +What about that time a rag-tag group of randos from /v/ beat a pro team of killers from Reddit in Tribes? + +Remember Tribes? +--- 634503793 +>>634500897 +Notch is a massive fucking faggot too who still shits up this board. +--- 634503812 +>>634503781 +Shazbowl. +>>634503716 +based +--- 634503898 +>>634503583 +would you like another windmill, o don quixote? +--- 634503908 +>>634501303 +>i'm gay but just ironically i swear guys h-haha +--- 634503917 +>>634486048 (OP) +Minecraft +--- 634503963 +>>634498707 +Giantdad is way funnier +--- 634504016 +>>634503963 +>haha he said the gay f-word, so funny! +grow up +--- 634504018 +>>634486048 (OP) +>katanas get nerfed +>guy immediately falls into obscurity +lol just another scrub +--- 634504027 +>>634503716 +Kek why is reddit like this? +--- 634504042 +>>634503963 +tranny meme, reddit wins again +--- 634504045 +>>634486048 (OP) +If we talk about person influential for soulsborne then Vaatividya. +--- 634504324 +>>634503716 +King +--- 634504705 +>>634501069 +Based. +--- 634505040 +>>634504042 +>reddit wins +With what? +--- 634505157 +>>634486160 +>TORtanic +All this has lead to is a culture of doomposting demanding games fail. Pointing at boats and demanding they sink and ignoring the fact that The Old Republic is still going and presumably works in the green considering EA didn't shut it down and they dont care about anything but profits. +--- 634505248 +>>634505157 +It was like that until a week ago that a worthy contender entered the ring. +--- 634505436 +Dragon Dildos +Pressure +4chan cup +Katawa Shoujo +Sanic +--- 634505521 +>>634505436 +I feel like I see dumber takes and retarded posts daily these days +--- 634505626 +>>634505521 +True. Anyone remotely normal left long ago. Now there are just the worst autists, discord trannies, and coomers left. +Time to head out I think +--- 634505656 +>>634505521 +The chick thinks "fun" is an invalid reason for enjoying something. She's been drinking the marxist koolaid. +--- 634505746 +>>634486160 +>he actually thinks 4chan shitposting is why TOR failed + +kek +--- 634505762 +>>634505626 +It's normal to make up retarded "hot takes" and argue on the internet now. Everyone feels like they want to be a video essayist +--- 634505853 +>>634501909 +funny, because Giantdad was the noobslayer build. +Sucked vs good players +--- 634505936 +>>634486048 (OP) +200 ping BR sniper + +>>634486160 +>immediately posted +holy shit second post best post +--- 634505978 +>>634486265 +Unironically looks like Andrew Tate +--- 634506050 +>>634505436 +He's right. Saying something is fun without any further explanation is a cope out. +--- 634506138 +>>634503716 +>thing created here +>reddit copies and gets the credit +tale as old as time itself +--- 634506413 +>>634506050 +Not really. All people innately understand what fun implies. +Everyone knows what it means. Implying you don't is admitting you aren't as intelligent as an infant. +--- 634506530 +>>634503716 +>on Malenia +>soloing her +>naked with jar on head +kek reddit stole our gimmick again +--- 634506581 +>>634486048 (OP) +minecraft, stardew valley, katawa shoujo +--- 634507794 +>>634486048 (OP) +>what has /v/ produced for the gaming industry? +The Snoot +--- 634508006 +>>634486048 (OP) +>reddit- +Don't care, go back. +--- 634508025 +>>634507794 +>a fangame so complete and moving that the original devs cancel their own game +>there is nothing more for them to add +pure kino diff --git a/v/634486337.txt b/v/634486337.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c17536c549bc75d644b7ad7de6194b680364a313 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634486337.txt @@ -0,0 +1,207 @@ +----- +--- 634486337 +Why have you stopped playing Overwatch, anon? +--- 634486540 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND +--- 634486654 +>>634486337 (OP) +Fuck off nigger. You faggots spamming these coomer thumbnail threads about the absolute shittest, most NPC video games in existence are a cancer upon this board. +--- 634487505 +>>634486337 (OP) +https://youtu.be/JEWown-i-uY [Embed] + +BEGONE, FIEND +--- 634487582 +>>634486337 (OP) +I found out about Paladins. +--- 634487587 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND +--- 634487691 +Balance changes killed all fun. +--- 634487960 +>>634486337 (OP) +5v5 +--- 634487967 +>>634487691 +Literally the only time this game was fun was in the beta where you could hook someone as Roadhog and instakill them +I don't know how anyone takes this game seriously with the godawful map design across the board +--- 634488029 +thoughts? +--- 634488089 +>>634488029 +WHITE WHALE HOLY GRAIL +--- 634488124 +>>634488029 +sex +--- 634488827 +>>634487967 +>where you could hook someone as Roadhog and instakill them +You could do it like 1 year after release. +--- 634488835 +>>634486337 (OP) +Never played it in the first place. I enjoy setting people on fire more. + +>>634488029 +How off-model do you have to get in order to successfully shill this "game"? +--- 634489841 +Because Blizzard's a shit company +--- 634489976 +>people enjoy playing tanks +>lets remove one tank from the pool + +very boring, not sure if even re-adding it would make me come back, but it might mend a few wounds. +--- 634490130 +>>634486337 (OP) +Because I cant stop fapping to cropped overwatch porn. It ruins my life. Please help me!!! +--- 634490424 +>>634487582 +>Palashit +Post the gameplay haha +--- 634493165 +>>634486443 +BEGONE FIEND +--- 634493342 +i need widowmaker to fuck my throatpussy with her delicious girlcock +--- 634493438 +>>634486443 +BEGONE,FIEND +--- 634493454 +>>634486337 (OP) +because the game is made by absolute retards who cant balanced for shit +I just fap to blacked ow sfms now +--- 634493514 +>>634486443 +AAHHHHH. THE THE WINE IT BURNS. +--- 634493649 +Honestly it was headache inducing because it was so much glowing blue shit on the screen +I'm not even epileptic +--- 634495528 +I want to BE Mercy! +--- 634496021 +>>634495528 +>>634488029 +>>634486337 (OP) +I want to jerk off +--- 634498482 +>>634486337 (OP) +Spambot: + +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/stopped%20overwatch/type/op/ + +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/sZzSSUswdnCystxllWTNPA/ +--- 634498557 +>>634495528 +Spambot: + +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/14KTqBWUbAH0Z5uD-h4_Pw/ +--- 634498780 +>>634486337 (OP) +>Why have you stopped playing Overwatch, anon? +Because Overwatch 2 came out +--- 634498827 +>>634498780 +that butt makes me want to play overwatch 2 +--- 634498886 +>>634486337 (OP) +>>634488029 +>>634495528 +--- 634499026 +>>634498482 +Spambot: +https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/spambot/ +--- 634499043 +>>634489976 +>>people enjoy playing tanks + +That didn't happen though. Matchmaking had a long queue because there was a lack of tanks, so the matchmaker had to wait for tanks to be available. If people did play tanks, it was to play a zarya or a hog or a DPS tank. + +So, they said +>Let's cut the slots people can play tank in half, so that the population that plays tanks effectively doubles. + +Tadaa, no more queue issues for DPS. +--- 634499062 +I only played the original beta in 2015(?). +--- 634499075 +because it's another "if you don't have friends to play with, forget it" game +the porn is good though +--- 634499098 +a multitude of reasons +5v5 is a horrible mistake +6v6 was a lot more fun because if you had a shit tank you could at least bounce off of the other one and most of the time carry him. if you have a bad tank now you might as well leave the game. +Bastion got """""""""reworked"""""""" aka nerfed. +DPS role passive movespeed made playing strafing based hitscan like Mccree and Bastion un-fucking-bearable. +heros locked behind the battlepass +there is no goal to work towards +and my number 1? +the removal of SR. +playing like 11 games and then getting a rank update just to be in the same division is fucking atrocious. +this game is not apex, it does not need this shit ass ranking system when the last one functioned perfectly +--- 634499146 +>>634486337 (OP) +because of you troon pedo faggots spamming about it +--- 634499292 +>>634499026 +hot +--- 634499440 +>>634495528 +Me too sis, me too +--- 634499575 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND +--- 634500145 +>>634499963 +I see +--- 634500168 +>>634486337 (OP) +>playing +>blizzard games + +What? +--- 634501531 +>>634501459 +pumping +--- 634501585 +>>634501531 +Pump a shotgun and blow your head off retard +--- 634501694 +>>634501459 +b +--- 634502493 +>>634486337 (OP) +Because blizzard dipshits stole my game and DPS doomfist +Fuck them +--- 634502621 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4O9iS3NeM [Embed] +--- 634502628 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND +--- 634502797 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND +--- 634502918 +>>634501459 +>nipple +nsfw +--- 634503719 +shields +--- 634505640 +>>634486337 (OP) +Turns out I can watch the porn without playing the shitty game. +--- 634506708 +>>634486337 (OP) +I wish these threads would be auto-flagged as spam. Same thread image. Same thread question. Same braindead replies by bots / shills like >>634495528. +Every fucking day. +Kill yourself. +--- 634506960 +>>634505640 +Turns out you can do both +--- 634507371 +>>634487505 +Life of riley ! +--- 634507727 +>>634486443 +BEGONE, FIEND diff --git a/v/634487521.txt b/v/634487521.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0de89325d97b9d1aaf8937ee1d282c15981aa52f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634487521.txt @@ -0,0 +1,424 @@ +----- +--- 634487521 +>while obviously having favorites, I like all of the singleplayer Fallout games for different reasons and don't "hate" any of them +Anyone else? +--- 634487689 +Despite its glaring narrative flaws, I find Fallout 4 to be a more overall entertaining experience than any of the other 3D Fallouts. +--- 634487803 +>>634487689 +The post that made NVtroons ACK! +--- 634488117 +>>634487803 +Why are trannies so determined for people to think NV is their game that they have to constantly post about it? +--- 634488136 +>>634487803 +I like New Vegas and I don't care if someone likes 4. +Obsess over trannies on your own time. +--- 634488463 +>>634488117 +To be honest, I have no respect for anyone who actually stopped liking this game because too many psy-op tranny memes were posted. +what weak-willed faggots. +--- 634488778 +>>634487689 +I agree. It’s story is stupid and not engaging but it objectively has a better gameplay loop. I did a survival mode run during the coof year where I ran and did nuka-world first. I made raider camps everywhere and built up their defenses really high, then betrayed them, fought all the camps I had made myself and made a whole network of little towns. It was really fun +--- 634488936 +>>634487521 (OP) +How does one enjoy fallout 3 without it feeling like a slap on the face? +--- 634489006 +>>634488936 +Play it before playing Fallout 1, 2 or New Vegas? Which a lot of people did. +--- 634489326 +>>634488936 +Just don’t think of it as a sequel to the classic games. Think of it as a Brotherhood of Steel spin-off. Because that’s what the game is +--- 634490364 +Fallout 1 is only my favourite because of how much it lets you fuck around. Gameplay wise it's aged like shit. Graphics have aged like wine though the really early 3D to 2D artwork looks really creepy. And the way everything moved aswell just doesn't look right. +--- 634490472 +>>634490364 +>the really early 3D to 2D artwork looks really creepy. +and that's a good thing +--- 634490704 +>>634490364 +Of course it’s “aged” if you keep comparing to modern games. Just because modern gaming is improving doesn’t mean the older games are getting shittier. You zoomers and gen alpha are dopamine fried and soulless. Must be those faggity tiksnap & robo dildo vapes +--- 634491082 +>>634490364 +Turn based combat didn't "age like shit" you larping zoomer. Very glad it made a combat in mainstream cRPG's. +--- 634491228 +>>634487521 (OP) +i think fallout 2 is the only one i dislike, its slow to start and is bloated to fuck, i can still play it and enjoy it somewhat but id rather just play the original. +--- 634491550 +>>634491228 +Every time I think about Fallout 2 I get a heap of nostalgia. Then I go to replay it and remember why I've only ever beaten it once +--- 634491850 +>>634487521 (OP) +Yes, of course. +Hating on a FO game because it's not like another FO game would be pointless. And dumb. +--- 634491985 +>>634487521 (OP) +no, i cant stomach 3D fallout at all. I think fallout 1 is a nice entry level game for getting into the genre, it reminds me of wasteland 1 a lot and I like that, but its something you should generally move on from to better and more complex things afterwards, not flush yourself down the goyslop toilet +--- 634492040 +>>634490704 +>intentionally misinterpreting common turn of phrase in order to bitch about zoomers +They still live with their parents, so they don't need to live rent free in your head like this. +--- 634492123 +>>634487521 (OP) +I kind of like Fallout 3, I dont like it a lot but there are a couple things that are okay about it. Fallout 4 just pisses me off. +--- 634492136 +>>634491985 +Where do you go from 2d Fallout? +--- 634492392 +>>634487689 +I'd enjoy New Vegas more if it didn't feel so railroaded. Like sure, you can skip to New Vegas at Lv1 quite easily, but after you've robbed the casinos of all their caps, you kind of realize you have no choice but to go back south anyway, because that's how the set levels of enemies are balanced out. Your rich ass isn't even completing the Thorn beyond the baby radscorpions and giant mantises. +--- 634492448 +>>634492136 +well, there's a lot of ways to go. in the past I would say dip into something more grognardy since the whole kotor onwards bioware era and everything surrounding it was abhorrent dogshit, but there's a lot of good games old and new now. you shouldn't play games to impress some fat old boomer because they probably don't know what they're talking about anyways, but you should be looking at more complex games rather than comfortable ones. you can branch all sorts of ways from here, adventure focused campaigns, tacticool games, dungeon crawlers, whatever, as long as you are learning instead of consuming. +--- 634492523 +>>634492448 +>>634491985 +>whining about entry level goyslop or whatever +>still watches entry level anime +LMAO +--- 634492567 +>>634492523 +/a/ doesn't talk about good anime and neither do i +--- 634492623 +>>634492448 +uhhh i thought you were referring to a cannon of classic crpgs rather than making a point about games in general +--- 634492724 +>>634492392 +There are plenty of weapons that are good enough to hold their own against mid-level enemies. Even a decent build can take on a few deathclaws at like level 8 if you have the right equipment. And if those guns aren't good enough, use some drugs or something. If all else fails, you can find a GRA Fat Man and just nuke everything you find. +--- 634492772 +>>634492623 +idk man go play jagged alliance 2 and temple of elemental evil. those games are pretty based and blow fallout's reactivity out of the water. +--- 634492897 +No, the Bethesda ones are just bad. +--- 634493115 +>>634487521 (OP) +>I like video games +sorry kid you need to go back +--- 634493309 +>>634492724 +>There are plenty of weapons that are good enough to hold their own against mid-level enemies +That's entirely build related though, and also if you're using J Sawyer Ultimate or not. Because explosive builds get cucked and lose the Mercenary Grenade Launcher on spawn. + +Energy Weapon builds are easily the best off, because you have access to three GOAT unique weapons from Silver Rush. +--- 634493365 +76 and 4 is still atrocious and remind me of some unholy child of minecraft and boarderlands rather then a fallout game +3 was boring and I felt like was made by people who just wanted to make a post apocalyptic game and fallout proved to be a bit more complicated then "mad max in America" +New Vegas was alright, I think it's the only 3d game worth a replay +Love 2 +Love 1 +Simple as +--- 634493585 +>>634493309 +I mostly play explosives builds, and the real cuckening is the inventory weight and ammo weight balancing. Explosives builds are already aids in vanilla hardcore due to ammo weight, JSawyer just fucks your shit up. Either way though, 30000 caps is enough to buy shit that completely smashes any enemy you come across outside of a few spots. +--- 634493653 +>>634492392 +The point of those enemies is to comeback and kill them when you get stronger. I know some of y’all zoomers like going everywhere and killing everything without things being difficult. You zoomers don’t like losing because y’all got fried dopamines. But, this isn’t one of those games +--- 634493841 +Oh and this shit in 3 pissed me off so much I never bothered with dlcs +The fact that they address it is even worse +I would rather him having his standard dialog instead of that bullshit +--- 634494035 +>>634493653 +No, it's just limiting and hurts replay value, yet the common defense is some mysterious level of depth "because... because it just is." Why is me being railroaded down a specific path for at least six levels before I get some perks and gear going deep? Wouldn't depth be the freedom to go where I want and be challenged but not ass-raped because of arbitrary level requirements? + +Also, I'm 31. +--- 634494126 +>>634493585 +First thing I did when installing JSU was undo the player carry weight changes and return it back to 150. FUCK 50 base, absolutely fucking stupid. That's pure masochism on Survival with the increased weight for every item in the game. +--- 634494252 +>>634492392 +NV is spectacular until you realize that every playthrough feels the same unless you force yourself to do things in a different order to what feels natural. +I still prefer it to 3 and 4 though. +--- 634494484 +>>634494035 +>be challenged but not ass-raped +The placing of higher enemies in certain locations has been a thing since FO1. Get used to it. Challenging enemies are supposed to assrape you and you’re supposed to try your goddamn hardest to not die. That’s what a challenge is supposed to be. Do you not know what a challenge is, zoomie? +--- 634494639 +>>634494252 +>force yourself to do things +Yes that’s what you should do on a different playthrough. What’s the point of replaying a game if you’re just going to do same shit? Of course it’ll be boring if you do that. You’re a fucking dumbass +--- 634494662 +>>634494252 +I think that's a problem that comes with just playing the game so much. It is true that the solution is to play in an unnatural way, I've found tons of fun in taking unusual routes to get around. Sneaking through Scorpion Gulch, taking the hidden path from Red Rock Canyon to Jacobstown, there is a fuckload of little sections of the map that you've probably never seen unless you forced yourself to go an unusual path. +--- 634494781 +>>634494484 +Again, I'm 31, I'm likely very much older than you based on board age metrics. Being railroaded is not depth. Having to rely on meta cheese builds to escape the railroading is not depth, it's a borderline exploit. It is very clear Obsidian never once intended for players to be able to get to New Vegas from Lv1, that's why the order of quests completely falls on its ass the moment you do it. Nearly every area in the immediate vicinity of Vegas that doesn't involve generic Fiends mobs is completely out of your depth unless you are running, again, some meta cheese build with some busted unique gun that solely carries you. The kind of person who runs 7/5/8/1/5/6/8. +--- 634494856 +>>634494662 +No, he's right. NV has objectively bad world design with invisible walls everywhere that funnels you into theme parks you will never revist more than once. It has the worst map of any fallout by far. NV is unique in that it has a handful of zealots with 1000+ hours in the game that fervently defend its every flaw. +--- 634494885 +>>634487521 (OP) +Yes i like Fallout 1-2 and New Vegas too +--- 634495206 +>>634494781 +>Nearly every area in the immediate vicinity of Vegas that doesn't involve generic Fiends mobs is completely out of your depth unless you are running, again, some meta cheese build with some busted unique gun that solely carries you +Oh man. You’re very fucking dumb. If you’re having trouble with enemies because you didn’t min/max, LOWER the difficulty. It’s why the difficulty option is there. Very hard is for people who like fighting challenging enemies & min/maxing. Very easy is for people like you who like exploring & not being challenged. Do you understand the importance of the difficulty bar now? +--- 634495330 +>>634495206 +>His literal excuse is to change the difficulty because that's probably what he does so he can get All-American at Lv1 +Fuck off. +--- 634495406 +>>634495330 +>play game +>select difficulty meant to force you to play optimally +>refuse to play optimally +>wtf lower the difficulty? fucking bullshit, railroading, invisible walls +--- 634495442 +>>634495206 +>dude just lower the difficulty, game is ez +--- 634495450 +>>634495330 +That sounds VERY specific therefore a huge projection. I’m assuming you had to do that because higher difficulties were too challenging for you? And you felt bad that you had to lower the difficulty to enjoy the game? All you’ve been doing was complaining how hard the game is for you +--- 634495520 +>>634495406 +You don't seem to be comprehending how having to have extensive meta knowledge to deviate from the forced route Obsidian wants you to take is bad game design, especially when they use invisible walls to achieve it. Fallout 1 doesn't follow this design ethos. Is that game casual now? +--- 634495556 +>>634487521 (OP) +yeah I like them too even 4 with all the hate it gets. +--- 634495601 +>>634495450 +Wrong, it was a hyperbolic impersonation of you, because to suggest lowering the difficulty at all when talking about the base experience is asinine. Everything is balanced around normal difficulty, nobody but caricatures on this board suggest changing the difficulty. +--- 634495660 +>>634495206 +>LOWER the difficulty +NV fags were a mistake and really don't fit in. +--- 634495664 +>>634492136 +1d Fallout +--- 634495667 +>>634495520 +>have extensive meta knowledge to deviate from the forced route +HOLY SHIT you’re retarded. We just told you that it doesn’t have to be that way. All you have to do is lower the difficulty so you can do whatever you want. Because that’s what you wanna do right? You wanna go wherever you want and kill all enemies in your way and not be killed at all by difficult enemies. That sort of thing is for very easy mode. Just lower the difficulty bro +--- 634495739 +>>634495667 +>We +nta but lol no one believes that +--- 634495752 +>>634495667 +>HOLY SHIT you’re retarded. We just told you that it doesn’t have to be that way. All you have to do is lower the difficulty so you can do whatever you want. +No, because I'm not a pussy. YOU might do that and then pretend like the game is actually more open than it really is, but I won't. You're playing at a difficulty where enemies deal 50% less damage and you deal 50% more. +--- 634495861 +>>634495520 +Extensive metaknowledge like +>building your character competently +>using your second chance to build your character competently +>finding some decent early weapons like the 9mm submachine gun or a 10mm pistol +>gathering some chems +>grabbing the stealth boy the second character you are likely to interact with tells you about +>grabbing the stealth boy off the corpse of the antagonist of the first proper quest you will do +If you do this, you should be able to get past the cazadores North of Goodsprings. They do fuckloads of damage, but can easily be taken down with decent DPS. "Muh invisible walls" is complete bullshit, the game offers so many ways to circumvent or crush anything in your way; but anything beyond turning your brain off is apparently extensive metaknowledge. +--- 634495891 +>>634495667 +You know, Fallout 1 had interesting puzzley bits where you could work out drastically different ways to complete the game by actually exploring, not just tacking on a different flavor of shooting things. +--- 634496017 +>>634495861 +You literally don't need any of this to go north. You can get to Vegas from Lv1 the moment you leave Doc's place with no item pickups and without engaging in combat. +--- 634496074 +>>634495861 +>he thinks this is fucking meta knowledge +you are a joke. +--- 634496095 +>>634495752 +I’m taking about you, retard. You feel railroaded because you want to go wherever you want without being challenged and without min/maxing. Be honest with yourself. +--- 634496129 +>>634496074 +You fucking MORON, if something seems so dumb that it has to be sarcasm, it is probably fucking sarcasm +--- 634496173 +>>634487521 (OP) +No. +3 and 76 are complete ass and 4 is only marginally better. Just because 2 and NV are some of my favorite games period doesn't mean I can just wave away all the flaws of other games in the series. +--- 634496175 +>>634487521 (OP) +I also like Fallout and Fallout 2 but why phrase it weird like that? +--- 634496195 +>>634496095 +If I didn't want to be challenged, I would play on easy. I've already told you you're a faggot for playing on easy, which you clearly do to even fucking suggest this, and then somehow get the impression you bodying Deathclaws with a Cowboy Repeater at Lv6 is somehow the base game experience. +--- 634496257 +>>634496173 +My eyes glanced over "singleplayer" in OP so just replace 76 with BoS. +--- 634496282 +>>634496129 +sure bud, your multi-sentence clearly serious post was just le sarcasm +--- 634496307 +>>634496282 +Fucking READ THE POSTS YOU ARE RESPONDING TO YOU FUCKING RETARD +--- 634496403 +>>634496307 +me calling you a retard has nothing to do with misinterpretation. you are just retarded and clearly very serious. someone being epic sarcastic wouldn't be going to this extent to be making sure people knew they were being sarcastic. +--- 634496440 +>>634496307 +>>634496129 +>>634495861 +Faggot, go play easy mode. +--- 634496453 +>>634496195 +Here’s the thing, you dumbass. You don’t wanna be challenged. You admit that going wherever you want without dying to difficult enemies is “depth”. But, you keep changing the topic to me because you’re a retarded faggot getting his bullshit handed to him +--- 634496498 +>>634496403 +Read the last fucking sentence of the first post you responded to +--- 634496515 +>>634487521 (OP) +>>634487689 +I keep trying to get into 4, but it just feels like such a drag to play it. How do I get fun out of it? +--- 634496562 +>>634496498 +i did, you're still retarded. and damn dude you sure are buttblasted for someone 100% not being serious. +--- 634496574 +>>634496515 +If you’re not having fun loot shooting / building settlements, it’s not gonna change. Just stop playing +--- 634496580 +>>634487521 (OP) +You haven't played Fallout Tactics +--- 634496604 +>>634496515 +Don't go to the first town and talk to Harvey, beeline to the cinema and start building then expand your empire. Do not do any quests because the story in all fallout games is trash. +--- 634496613 +>>634496562 +>you are so le mad +Yeah, because you are a fucking moron. +--- 634496651 +>>634496453 +>Here’s the thing, you dumbass. You don’t wanna be challenged. +You don't seem to understand the difference between a challenge and an unwinnable fight. I know this is difficult to understand for someone who plays on easy and just walks over everything, but you're not clearing out the quarry at Lv2 on normal even with explosive weapons on normal legitimately. Not happening without extreme AI-breaking cheese. +--- 634496710 +>>634496613 +you're the one consistently suggesting people play on easy when talking about how new vegas is a poorly balanced mess like that's somehow the be-all solution to a problem that shouldn't exist. +--- 634496826 +>>634496710 +Yes, I am actually hopping between 30 IPs and I am the only real poster in the thread aside from you. Alternatively, there are multiple anonymous posters in this thread and you are just a fucking moron. +--- 634496857 +>>634496651 +>You don't seem to understand the difference between a challenge and an unwinnable fight +>continues to change the topic to me to avoid the realization that he’s a casual +Just admit that you suck ass at the fucking game. You can’t handle truly difficult enemies that you call “unwinnable” because you don’t wanna min/max. You want everything to be easy for you. You’re a zoomer dopamine fried retard and you have to leave +--- 634497008 +>>634496710 +>WHATTTT DIFFICULT ENEMIES THAT KILL ME WHEN IM EXPLORING & PLAYING THE GAME CASUALLY +>THIS IS A PROBLEM THAT SHOULDNT EXIST +You’re the biggest retard here. Lying to yourself is fucking pathetic. You should feel bad for yourself +--- 634498397 +>>634487521 (OP) +Fallout 2 > Fallout Tactics > Fallout 4 > Fallout 3 > Fallout Shelter > Fallout New Vegas. + +Never played 1 and the garbage survival one, so I am not rating them. +--- 634499153 +>>634491228 +This. Fallout 2 is a bad game, and the temple start is legit unforgivable. And no, i don't buy the excuse that le evil publishers made them do it. Why? Because it's full of unique art assets, and the rest of the game is just as rushed, poorly thought out and/or buggy as the temple of trials is. I daresay Fallout 3 is more in line with the origal fallout than 2 is. +--- 634499212 +>>634498397 +Congrats, this is the worst Fallout ranking I've seen in a while outside 2 being at the top. +--- 634499262 +>>634499212 +No no, 2 being on top is like a cherry, because it's considerably worse than 1. +--- 634499309 +>>634487689 +Fallout 4 bored me to tears. Even if you examine only the looter shooter gameplay I think Fo3 and NV are better because there's actually interesting locations to visit. 4's world and aesthetics are extremely bland. That being said the game is fun as a city building simulator if you install a crapton of mods. +--- 634499370 +>>634499262 +2 is 1 but better in every aspect beyond story. +--- 634499531 +>>634487521 (OP) +The most healthy mindset to have and it's a take I don't see often in the Fallout community. I like each of the mainline entries dispite some of them having more glaring flaws than others. Only ones I have yet to play is Tactics and I don't plan on trying 76 as I ain't keen on the online aspect and BoS for obvious reasons. +--- 634499602 +>>634499153 +FO3 is a dumb shootan and you are also dumb +--- 634499630 +>>634499370 +Except that 2 is more buggy, badly designed, has more cut content (with references to said cut content still being left in the game), none of the towns have a thematic connection and are just disconnected islands of content, etc etc. +--- 634499761 +>>634499153 +now that's what i call based +--- 634499913 +>>634487521 (OP) +Me too, I love all three games in the Fallout trilogy. +Can't same the same about the east-coast spinoffs, sadly +--- 634499961 +>>634493365 +only intelligent poster ITT +--- 634500035 +>>634499630 +Being able to shove NPCs out of doorways and give companions commands overrides all that and then some. +--- 634500163 +>>634497008 +>>634496857 +I came into this thread with the intention of posting on-topic, but you're a fucking crybaby faggot and it needs to be pointed out by more people. It's been such a few days since I've seen such a snivelling point-hopping retard who somehow argues that New Vegas doesn't require min-maxing but also that if you don't want to min-max you should get fucked or play on easy. Go lick windows. +--- 634500212 +>>634499761 +Thanks my man. I see you've also actually played both 1 & 2, and aren't just parrotting talking points you've read on the internet. + +>>634500035 +I've played Fallout 1 literally over a hundred times over the years, and i've only been softlocked by a companion once. I then reloaded a save and continued playing, because it isn't a big deal + +>give companions commands +Literal placebo that does basically nothing. +--- 634500840 +i actually enjoyed fallout tactics +--- 634501514 +>>634487521 (OP) +Almost the case for me, except I know that Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel exists. +--- 634501630 +>>634496515 +You go full Brotherhood and power armor+heavy weapons, it's the only enjoyment I get out of the game. + +Fuck muties. +Fuck ghouls. +--- 634501658 +>>634500035 +that's why fallout et tu is the best and definitive way to play fallout 1 +--- 634501671 +>>634501514 +It's pretty good. Your just a fucking faggot tranny nigger lover. Go play bing bing wahoo you kike. +--- 634501841 +>>634499153 +A correct assessment. Fallout 3, for the flaws it possesses, is definitely a better sequel tone-wise than 2 was. Meta-humor and reference humor are types of comedy best used sparingly, not as the foundation of your game's tone. +--- 634502212 +>>634501671 +Go ahead and love your Linear, Console-Only, Metalhead Fallout Game that helped bankrupt Interplay. It won't change the fact that it's still the worst entry in the entire franchise. +Maybe go play Fallout Tactics. It at least attempted to resemble Fallout. +--- 634502557 +>>634499212 +Sorry for having my own opinion. Can we be friends again? +--- 634502754 +>>634502212 +>Durr I'm a fucking retarded faggot + +Yes you are you stupid nigger. Your a fucking piece of garbage and trash and know nothing about video games. You have sex with men you faggot and suck nigger dick you kike. +--- 634505764 +>>634494781 +>>634495206 +>Struggling in FO:NV +>Needing to lower the difficulty +You guys are fucking with each other, right? I don't remember anything in New Vegas being hard. Yeah, if you tried to fight a Deathclaw at level 1 you lose but what do you honestly expect? Get stronger and get better equipment before fighting stronger enemies has been a thing in vidya since forever. Honestly, I don't know if these are troll posts or you're all just mentally handicapped. +--- 634505925 +>>634502212 +You're the reason why we get 27 Assassins Creeds, 40 FIFAS and 200 Call of Dutys that are all exactly the same. Because studios can't try anything new without your impatient babyrage. +--- 634506626 +i'm still waiting for somebody to reverse engineer a server emulator for f76 +--- 634506724 +>>634487521 (OP) +>singleplayer Fallout games +Aren't they all singleplayer? +--- 634506963 +>>634506724 +Fallout Tactics have multiplayer, 76 is multiplayer by design and BoS can be played in multi. +--- 634507083 +>>634487521 (OP) +Your taste is not only trash you cannot be considered an actual fan of the franchise. +--- 634507127 +>>634507083 +>likes every fallout game +>not a fan of the series +--- 634507175 +>>634507127 +Correct. Also kill yourself. +--- 634508098 +>>634507083 +>i'm a TRUE fallout fan +>i only like two of them, the rest are all garbage +sounds like you grew up with those two specific games, rather than being a fan if the franchise +--- 634508196 +>>634487521 (OP) +Yes i love all three fallout games. 1, 2 and New Vegas. Based +--- 634508301 +Brotherhood of Steel beats Bethesda's Fallouts in every way. diff --git a/v/634487710.txt b/v/634487710.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f8222a90de088c1ac9c9dc339d45a84b69ec711b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634487710.txt @@ -0,0 +1,275 @@ +----- +--- 634487710 +Your thoughts on Nintendo™ brand cephalopods? +--- 634488594 +>>634487710 (OP) +Horny as fuck. +--- 634488645 +>>634487710 (OP) +Inkerton scammed hundreds of people +--- 634488807 +>>634488594 +You or them? +--- 634488848 +>>634488645 +What gay drama are you speaking about and is it actually real? +--- 634492750 +>>634488645 +twitter artists are always faggots +--- 634492889 +>>634488807 +not them because i got shit on last match of splat i played today had kinda a bad time plus my dick is only 4 inches so they are not horny for me unfortunately :( +--- 634494560 +>>634488848 +Blue Omen Operation +--- 634494717 +>>634487710 (OP) +I want to know how hard they can poop +--- 634496315 +>>634488807 +>>634487710 (OP) +I haven't cum to them nearly enough even though I have a few times +--- 634496923 +>>634496587 +smug +--- 634497029 +>>634496923 +Seems to be one of 3 default emotions for cephs. Smug, huge open-mouthed smile, or total temper tantrum. +--- 634497049 +>>634497029 +octo's make my cock go +--- 634498146 +>it's canon one of their idols got kidnapped and brainwashed +>it's canon said idol willingly put the brainwashing glasses on again +--- 634498181 +>>634498146 +hmm hypnotized to do what exactly +--- 634498371 +>>634498181 +Star in propaganda videos +--- 634498457 +>>634498371 +I kind of want to watch that one +--- 634498470 +Say what you will. It's a cute ship. +--- 634498546 +>>634498457 +Well good news I guess that's a joke panel at the end of a short series of images depicting it +--- 634498649 +>>634487710 (OP) +callie torpedo tits…………….. +--- 634498672 +What game is she playing and what Shiny did she get? +--- 634498697 +>>634498546 +the tape they want signed? +--- 634498904 +>>634498697 +Yes +--- 634498971 +>>634487710 (OP) +Can you french kiss an Inkling without them suffering a water-based splatting from your saliva? Just how resistant to water ARE Inklings, anyway? +--- 634499013 +>>634498971 +Saliva isn’t water. +--- 634499025 +>>634498904 +w-wow that's hot +--- 634499057 +>>634499013 +Nvm I’m a retard +--- 634499069 +>>634488807 +Why not both? +--- 634499145 +>>634499013 +99% water, actually. 1% proteins, enzymes, and other shit. +--- 634499162 +>>634498971 +Anon we've been over this, only total submersion affects them. They can still shower, be rained on, visit the beach, use a jacuzzi, play watersports, etc etc +--- 634499318 +>>634499025 +That it surely is +--- 634499326 +>>634498904 +Man, when Craig catches wind of this Octavio is gonna wish he died during the Great Turf War +--- 634499328 +>>634499162 +Oh good, so as long as you don't get too degenerate with your qt squid gf, you can get pretty lewd. +After all, handholding doesn't involve complete submersion. +--- 634499430 +>>634499162 +I honestly think it's just a gameplay mechanic and isn't actually canon. Because if water submersion =death for cephalopods. Why would Inkopolis be a coastal city with multiple pools of water scattered about and why would many domes be 'Beach' themed? +--- 634499471 +>>634499318 +I really need to jerk off +--- 634499476 +>>634499318 +There's more? +--- 634499493 +>>634499430 +--- 634499568 +For me, it's this one +--- 634499570 +>>634499493 +The manga is it's own thing. +--- 634499576 +>>634499476 +Just three more images. +--- 634499623 +>>634499568 +that one is very sex +--- 634499720 +>>634498672 +My guess is she's playing Ultra Sun and just got wonder traded a shiny Tapu Lele +--- 634499771 +>>634499576 +Well? Care to share with the class? Catbox them if you must. +--- 634499847 +>>634499568 +>5Head was Team Ayy and now is Team Wisdom +Frye is dumb as a sack of bricks. +--- 634499979 +>>634499771 +Sigh +--- 634500090 +The end +>>634498371 +--- 634500109 +>>634499979 +>>634500032 +>>634500090 +well now I'm hard +--- 634500157 +>>634499979 +>>634500032 +>>634500090 +I say again, how is Octavio still alive? Marie would have tossed his ass over the edge for this +--- 634500392 +She's still best girl and you know it. +--- 634500801 +>>634500157 +Marie knows which way her cousin's bread is buttered +--- 634500894 +>>634487710 (OP) +Hot characters +Trash game +--- 634500908 +>>634500801 +nice +--- 634500979 +>>634500801 +That or she murdered Octavio and everyone involved with Three's help. Because Callie sure as shit wasn't enjoying it when the glasses fell off +--- 634501124 +>>634500801 +>One of the few images of Callie being depicted as fit +>It's mindbreak/rape shit +Goddamn it. +--- 634501134 +>>634487710 (OP) +The Splatoon team are so fucking horny +--- 634501226 +>>634500979 +Canonically put the shades back on of her own volition +--- 634501285 +>>634501226 +Yeah but the implication is that they are busted and she's just being an idiot. +--- 634501298 +>>634488645 +Inker makes me hard though +--- 634501469 +Stop it you pervs. +--- 634501656 +>>634501469 +fucking callie while marie watches helplessly +--- 634501709 +>>634501656 +Fucking Callie while Marie records it +--- 634501916 +>Marie listening to Callie do terribly perverse things to Three the night they convinced her to move in with them. +--- 634502412 +So, what team are you going? +--- 634502781 +>>634502412 +Wisdom +--- 634503054 +Tranny and faggotry game +--- 634503478 +>>634503054 +Nah, those freaks get reported if they post their faggotry in game. +--- 634503578 +>>634503478 +Except their kissers and trooning posts are all over the place +--- 634503749 +>>634499979 +>>634500032 +>>634500090 +Why is this children’s IP plagued by porn addicts and pedophiles? +--- 634504163 +>>634503749 +>Making sexy fan art isn't fine now +--- 634504404 +>>634503578 +>Meanwhile, literally every other multiplayer shooter has mental illness flags as an option. +The freaks you mention are a tiny part of the playerbase. +--- 634504619 +>>634504468 +Who do you think the Top is in their relationship? +--- 634505305 +>>634498470 +oshi no splat +--- 634505459 +>>634487710 (OP) +Good vomit/puke content. +--- 634505495 +>>634505305 +I don't get it +--- 634505654 +>>634505495 +There's a manga called oshi no ko which just had it's first anime episode aired where a guy murders an idol when he learns she was inpure +--- 634505819 +>>634505654 +>Splat Tim's gonna go schizo mode +Funny.. but Callie would probably put him through a wall. +--- 634506449 +>>634487710 (OP) +>>634488807 +theyre 14 +--- 634506506 +>>634506449 +Out of 10 +--- 634506510 +>>634505819 +>Crazed fan rushes Callie and Three with a knife while they are on a date +>Callie Tiger Drops the guy and sends him flying across the Plaza +I need to see this +--- 634506726 +>>634506449 +Callie and Marie +>17 in Splat1 +>19 in Splat2 +>24 in Splat3 + +Agent/Captain Three +>14-17 in Splat1 +>16-19 in Splat2 +>21-24 in Splat3 + +Agent 4 +>14-19 in Splat 2 + +Player character ages are never stated, but they are fourteen at the youngest but it's never confirmed so it's up to player interpretation. +--- 634507184 +Callie's gonna do unspeakable things to her.. Captain Three is gonna be out of commission for a week. +--- 634507263 +>>634506726 +14 forever +--- 634507546 +>tfw when you are an off duty Octoling Soldier and you are about to go to bed but suddenly you get a text saying Agents One, Two and Three are raiding the Dome and that you and your squad need to gear up +--- 634508161 +>>634507546 +>Octoling Soldiers +>Off duty +Good one. +--- 634508348 +Callie is canonically a slut for DJ Octavios cock. diff --git a/v/634488003.txt b/v/634488003.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7f8e0724a134dc227939c598fe71b20a97099279 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634488003.txt @@ -0,0 +1,924 @@ +----- +--- 634488003 +Wtf bros is getting a gf actually this easy +>Just go on a date +>Say right things +>??? +>Win! +--- 634488049 +>>634488003 (OP) +You say the right things first, then you go on a date OP. +--- 634488084 +>>634488003 (OP) +Be attractive and almost anything you say are the right things. +--- 634488115 +have to max your charm stat for this slut, it's not easy +--- 634488125 +>>634488003 (OP) +Yea I was just telling zoomer about the other place where you can be happy with friends and stay in shape and kiss your worries good bye +--- 634488186 +>>634488115 +All you have to do is eat a burger a day and you’ll be ready by summer. +--- 634488190 +lmao +--- 634488391 +As opposed to persona, irl if you're handsome enough you can shit on them and call them ugly roasties and they'll still crave for your dick +--- 634488484 +>>634488003 (OP) +literally yes. you can be the ugliest, most disgusting greasy and horrifically smelling beast of a man and still get women if you are charismatic. i know this because i see it every fucking day. so reminder once again, if you can't get a woman its because you're a sperg and need to hide your power level. thx for coming to my tedtalk niggers +--- 634488519 +>>634488003 (OP) +I cant say the right things to these smt women without looking up a guide. Its over isnt it +--- 634488634 +>>634488003 (OP) +I wish I could say something to her that would make me fuck her sister +--- 634488773 +>>634488190 +I'm literally all those things except rich. It's not that hard. +--- 634488794 +>>634488484 +I have unironically never seen a ugly/fat man with a hot/fit gf. I've spent 25 years on this earth, been to six different countries and done same shit everyone else has. + +Bit I have never seen a ugly man with a hot woman or fat man with a slim woman. Not if they were my age +--- 634488849 +>>634488003 (OP) +>be me, disabled and overweight, but not amerifat +>go on a date with a girl who's can't move her legs cause of an accident, she's short and thin +>we hit it off, both of us are hermits and kinda anti social, but our liking of animals and gaming got us through the day +>buy her fins bunny hat and she loves it +>go on 2nd date, she has the bunny hat on and more open +>have lunch, movies and arcade +>we have a moment and talk about our disabilities +>ask her if she's willing to be my gf says yes + +dating isn't that hard as long as you're no boring or and social retard +--- 634488878 +>>634488794 +who said anything about hot or fit? if you are a fat piece of shit, you shouldn't expect to get anything more than what you are unless you're rich. +--- 634488916 +>>634488519 +It depends. If you fucked up with say Ai or Naoto I wouldn't blame you, but you've got no hope if you somehow fucked up with someone like Ann you've guaranteed wizardry. +--- 634488949 +>>634488849 +Are you married now? Sounds cozy. +--- 634489027 +Persona just makes me feel like a sociopath who just says whatever people want to hear to manipulate them into liking me +--- 634489030 +>>634488849 +uh oh autism +--- 634489076 +>>634488878 +Why would you want a fat gf? Anyway, this applies to ugly/average men as well. + +I have never seen a average dude with something other than a fat gf +--- 634489103 +>>634488794 +One of my friend's sisters was pretty thin and dated a guy who had to have been fucking 300kg minimum. I've had attractive girls interested in me as well and I was probably about 110kg at the time. +--- 634489214 +>>634488003 (OP) + +>game +>get asked two questions per outing +>guess it right +>give some cheap presents +>get an eternally loving girlfriend + +>reality +>get dozens of multiple choice questions every day +>get it wrong even once or skip a date and no need to wait for another call +>even if you start dating, the s.link can still be broken whenever +--- 634489470 +>>634488773 +cool story bro +--- 634489686 +>>634488003 (OP) +You might even manage to get one w/o saying the right things but at least not saying too much wrong things +--- 634489720 +>>634488949 +we've been together for 3 years now, after covid was over we moved in together. +it's was hard a first, the gf was embarrassed cause she couldn't really help out a lot house work, but over time we worked it out. +we don't know if we'll marry, we both don't really wanna and same goes with kids. +we're just happy with each other company. +--- 634489918 +>>634488003 (OP) +>Persona 5 thread +>It's another incel thread +Why is persona like this? +--- 634490063 +>>634489103 +>kg +Wtf does that mean? +--- 634490237 +>>634489214 +>>even if you start dating, the s.link can still be broken whenever +Feel this hard, most recent relationship ended not because I did something wrong or vice versa, but by unrelated shit that I had no way of foreseeing +--- 634490249 +>>634489720 +based & lovepilled +--- 634490282 +>>634489918 +>the persona +Anon +>the shadow +incel +>the true self +faggot +--- 634490385 +>incel this, incel that + +What "incel" word actually means? Media basically use this as heavy insult and Wikipedia article describe them (us?) in so bad light that it only missing mentioning burning little puppies alive. I thought it's just "involuntary celibate" aka guys who want gfs but can't get any for whatever reason. + +Honest question. Pic unrelated. +--- 634490508 +What's new in Royal vs 5? Just the redhead girl? +--- 634490562 +>>634490385 +It means a virgin + nerd. The right-wing connotation is applied so that any personal hardship is seen as a retribution for wrong opinions (which to be honest can be pretty bad) +--- 634490596 +>>634490385 +It means guy who can't get sex without paying for it whore style +Media throwing a tantrum about the word because convincing guys girls are legitimately attracted to money is important for the economy. +--- 634490648 +>>634490385 +In the current year it's just a synonym for misogynist. So not really an insult. Sexist/racists/ homophobes are just trusting the science. +--- 634490708 +>>634490385 +(((They))) were looking for a new angle of attack on men. +Now, if you can't get laid, you're literally a terrorist. +--- 634490795 +>>634488190 +Already coped with the fact i'm going to die alone. +--- 634490863 +>>634488003 (OP) +It's more accurate to say you have to say the right things for 6 months straight. You get slightly more wiggle room once they're invested but until then if you slip once you'll never see or hear from them again. +--- 634490947 +>>634490708 +>>634490648 +>>634490596 +Damn look at this incel cope +--- 634491003 +>>634488003 (OP) +>>Just go on a date +How to get to this point? +--- 634491054 +I genuinely don't think I know what "dates" are. This is all normie garble speak to me. +Why do I have to go outside if I want to fuck someone? +I don't want to have them outside. I want them inside. +--- 634491142 +>>634491054 +Dating is paying women for attention. It's prostitution with extra steps. +--- 634491193 +>>634491142 +But I presume they have to like you first, at which point what is this whole ritual of going outside? Why can't we just fuck now? +--- 634491304 +>>634491054 +this is why young people invented 'netflix and chill' which is another way of saying lets watch mediocre goyslop until we get bored and fuck +--- 634491367 +>>634491193 +Easy. She wants a free meal but doesn't want to fuck you, so she pretends to like you. +--- 634491372 +>>634488003 (OP) +>wtf bros is getting a job actually this easy +>wtf bros is becoming president actually this easy +>wtf bros is getting a Nobel prize actually this easy +Your whole life is about saying the right things at the right time to “win”. + +>>634490708 +>>634490648 +Have a shower +--- 634491416 +>>634491054 +And people wonder why nobody cares about incels. +--- 634491454 +>you have to beg a girl to have the privilege of paying for her food + +who invented this fucked up system? +--- 634491467 +>>634491367 +Well I'm not doing that. +--- 634491507 +>>634490947 +>>634491372 +Thanks for the yous. +--- 634491574 +>>634491454 +Women did after destroying the family. +--- 634491658 +>>634491416 +Because we're genuinely confused about the piles of arcane rituals society presents for us? +Literally why any of this? It's stupid. Women are stupid if they expect it. +Having sex should be as easy as playing a video game with your friend. "Hey, let's do this today". And then you just do it. +--- 634491669 +.... +--- 634491750 +>>634491658 +Marriage +oh wait, marriage is stupid because muh religion +better just fuck around and do nothing with our lives then +--- 634491789 +>>634491658 +>Having sex should be as easy as playing a video game with your friend. "Hey, let's do this today". And then you just do it. +I mean, hook up culture exists too. But aren't you guys usually the ones who demonize this as slut behavior and STD breeding grounds etc? Dating is simply the more romantic and less lust-driven approach where you want to form a meaningful connection first before having sex. +--- 634491815 +>>634491750 +I mean, old style marriages where you family pretty much just pushes you together with an available woman, and then that's that at least make sense as a thing. It's economical. +--- 634491818 +>>634490795 +Once you accept it it's not that bad. +--- 634491865 +>>634491789 +Do I still have to go outside to do that? +--- 634491869 +>>634488003 (OP) +The absolute biggest hurdle is getting a girl interests in you in the first place. +The initial approach and the first date is the hardest part. Once you actually have a woman hooked, however, you'd need to be a fucking retard not to hold on to a woman. +The moment a woman latches on to you, you actually need to put in effort to make her want to leave. A spontaneous romantic gesture every few days is enough to reset a woman's "This guy treats me like shit"-O-meter for several more days. +You don't even need to spend money often. It gets even easier when she tells you she loves you, because now you as the man can weaponize that shit to keep her complacent. I don't think most men understand how much bullshit a woman will ignore if you pull her in, give her a kiss, and tell her you love her once a day for no reason at all beyond "You wanted to" +You can persist this way for at least two to three years before she starts getting more demanding. Then you just break up and move on to the next, chop off your balls and present them to her in a little gift box (Marriage), or kill yourself. +--- 634491931 +I wish I knew how dating worked. I've had my old gf for 20 years but now that we broke up I lost my social group and dating apps are awful for anyone who is looking for an actual relationship instead of just getting your dick wet. +--- 634491960 +>>634490795 +>>634491818 +It's better than settling with used goods and other man's unwanted child. +--- 634492020 +>>634491658 +>Having sex should be as easy as playing a video game with your friend. +Once you have an established relationship with a woman, it literally is this easy. +A girlfriend/fiance/wife, in an ideal situation, is a best friend you can have sex and cuddle with and not have it be fucking gay. +--- 634492094 +>>634492020 +Why does getting to that part involve repeated rituals of visiting public spaces and buying people food though? +--- 634492275 +>>634492094 +If the girl is interested in you from the start, you can get away with avoiding those rituals to some extent. Still though, woman often won't go to a man she just mets' home because that's a good way to get killed. Bringing a man to her home invites stalking, so that's no good either. Public places are the safe and expected alternative. +--- 634492372 +>>634490508 +There's a whole new villain miniarc that's pretty great. +--- 634492441 +>>634492275 +But you can get killed by everyone in a public space. +--- 634492465 +>>634492441 +Only in the US +--- 634492497 +>>634488003 (OP) +You literally just need to be yourself and got to any kind of party/club/university. Its not that hard. +--- 634492620 +>>634488003 (OP) + +it really is that easy. you need to let go of the "just be yourself!" and the "stop looking and it will come to you!" lies. that's how it works for women so they say it but they are oblivious to the effort and bullshit the men they are fucking put into the whole process. the worst guys i know get laid the most and it isn't because they are attractive, funny or rich; they just have zero standards, are constantly trying to fuck and have no problem playing mind games +--- 634492767 +>>634488849 +>be me +>pajeet +IT WAS OVER BEFORE IT EVEN BEGAN +--- 634492784 +>>634492094 +Because contrary to what the last 20 years and some brainwashed feminists want you to believe, women are followers and not leaders. +A woman wants you to be a protector, a provider, and someone she can follow and look up to. You don't need to be perfect but you at least need to try. +If you're not going to put any effort in, some other man will. Why would she choose you over another man if he's putting in the effort and you're not? This has been the gameplay loop for all of human history. Even back when we were all living in caves and shit it was like this. +Ugg want sex and warm bed. +Cave woman have sex and can warm bed. +Cave woman want food and protection. +Ugg stronger than cave woman. +Ugg hunt food and protect cave woman. +Cave woman have food and protection now. +Cave woman suck Ugg's penis and cuddle in bed. +Ugg happy. +Ugg mate happy. +Everyone happy. +Babby is formed. + +It is not at all hard to understand. You want something from them. They want something from you. Do the ritual they want you to do or go without the thing you want from them. +--- 634492842 +>>634491818 +Seeing how all my friends and relatives complain and bitch non stop about never having time for anything because of their wives and kids it's really not that bad. +--- 634492869 +What kind of fag romances Makoto? +--- 634492892 +>>634492784 +They can't offer what men want anymore, whereas they demand more than a man can offer. +That's the main issue. +--- 634492907 +>>634492869 +Anon asking the real questions here +--- 634492920 +>>634491960 +Just date a younger woman. +I'm 34 and I've gotten more attention from women in their early 20's now than I did when I was in my early fucking 20's. +--- 634492924 +>>634488003 (OP) +>Do things in real life happen just like in video games? +No, video games are wish fulfillment, not a reflection of reality. +--- 634492987 +Women are awful, especially in the dating app era. I got /fit/ and had a few GFs in my mid 20s. All of them made we want to blow my brains out with how fucking annoying the are. Also all white women are on SSRIs. +--- 634493019 +>>634491869 +What is the point of doing this then if you need to pull this underhanded bullshit? Fuck playing this shit game. Not worth spending your life together with such shallow people or even interacting with them in society. +--- 634493092 +>>634493019 +but anon +don't you want to contribute to a society that hates you and let women take half your shit? +--- 634493234 +>>634493019 +>What is the point of doing this then if you need to pull this underhanded bullshit? +What's underhanded? +Telling your girlfriend you love her every now and again so she doesn't feel neglected enough to think you're a piece of shit and leave? +This is what modern men want, right? A walking ona hole, yes? +You all think women are shit. So treat them like shit while making them think you think they aren't. I don't know what else to tell you outside of put in some genuine effort. But I get the feeling you and several other people here don't want to do that either. + +You either put in a sincere effort, lie through your fucking teeth, or get no pussy. +Those are your three options. +Well, there's also the secret 4th option but that's only for men who go off the deep end and their need for sex outweighs their fear of prison. I wouldn't recommend that one. +--- 634493356 +>>634493234 +men don't have any interest in women outside of their pussy +any man that loves their woman is lying to themselves +women don't even like it when men love them +--- 634493397 +>>634489720 +that's really sweet anon, always happy to see people who find something special out there +--- 634493401 +>>634493356 +>>>/x/ +--- 634493420 +>>634493356 +Holy shit, imagine being THIS jaded. +Get off the internet Anon. +Get off 4chan, and get off whatever other social media you're on. Shit is poisoning your brain. +--- 634493761 +>>634493420 +Most divorces are initiated by women because they're "bored". +--- 634493816 +Modern femoids are too entitled and require far too much maintenance for the average man to bother with them. +There are so many more productive things a man can do with his time rather trying to attract femoids. Our ancestors never had to put in even a fraction of the effort expected from men these days. +Assuming you do manage to start going out with a femoid, you'll be required to provide her entertainment and "adventures" 24/7, often to your own detriment. +The second you stop and she feels a tiny bit bored - that's it. It's over. Remember, it's only about what YOU bring to a relationship - don't you dare assume that she needs to put in some effort as well. +In the past women had to choose from men in their local communities, so there was an incentive to try and make the relationship work instead of running away if things get even a little bit difficult. +Dating apps have inflated femoids' ego to leviathan proportions because of the constant stream of male attention from all over the world. This has triggered pointless, excessive competition between men starving for female attention. +The men who break down or start believing feminist propaganda become simps, friendzoned emotional tampons, free handimen, free dinner providers, etc. and the femoids are all too happy to receive the attention and other benefits without having to provide any sexual favors in return. +Femoids have been brainwashed by Faceberg, Instagram and other media into thinking that life needs to be just one endless reel of highlights. The average, normal life is no longer enough for them, and the one they have been conditioned to want is a lie. +What's worse is that they can continue to believe this lie, because the femoid vote ensures that the state will accommodate their every whim with welfare, gender quota, "anti-discrimination" laws, etc. +Men's wealth is forcibly taken away from them to sustain the unnatural lifestyles of femoids who don't even know those men exist. +--- 634493946 +>>634492920 +Ikr, thank god for daddy issues +--- 634494175 +>>634492784 +They should stop fighting me in the job market then. +--- 634494219 +>>634490385 +Incel means some little shit that can't get a girlfriend, so they hate women. In most cases, they are so hate-filled they hate videogame depictions of females and anyone without pale skin. So yes, incel applies to the shittiest people on 4chan, who all appeared in 2016. It sure as Hell wasn't like this in 2004. + +>>634490708 +Jim-Bob, get fuck out of here. I literally believe any post complaining about Jewish people to be Muslim, which is instantly 10x worse. +--- 634494383 +>>634493234 +The problem is I want an intellectual equal and a friend, who also looks like a woman, but I can't have that, because all there are out there are women. +--- 634494419 +>>634494175 +Yep, it's absolutely retarded. +>I want equal rights and equal pay +>You need to take care of me, lead me and earn more than me +--- 634494593 +>>634493816 +Nice pasta +--- 634494648 +>>634494593 +Thanks, it's mine and I've been refining it for years. +Nobody has been able to refute a single point yet. +--- 634494672 +>>634490063 +Multiply by 2.2 to find the answer in your regarded Americunt units. +--- 634494760 +>>634494419 +please forgive women +they're retarded +--- 634494819 +>>634493420 +I learned from watching people in college, and statistics don't lie: women are attracted to men who don't want them. +--- 634494873 +>>634494383 +I still hope it's possible one like that just not likely +--- 634494920 +>>634494648 +Lol more like no-one can be bothered to wade into your pathetic incel quagmire and sling pointless shit with you. +You make moronic sweeping generalisations that are applicable to only the most vapid of Stacie's. +But you keep doing you homie. +--- 634494947 +>>634494873 +to be honest, I've been kind of skirting the edges of the transgender community, and I don't completely hate it. +Looks like a woman, thinks like a man... You can do worse. +--- 634495214 +I genuinely believe that most inceldom stems from the fact that the incel has never percieved women as just another person. They tend totreat them as more than just another person, being too nervous to talk to them, or thinking that you need some fundamentally higher quality or requirement to be liked by them, which in turn leads them to frustration, which leads them to dislike human and again treat them as not another person, but this time as something inferior, reduced to its basic instincts with low intellect. The truth though is simple, women are just like men. Just talk to them like you would to anyone else, and if you're compatible as people a connection will form. +--- 634495346 +>>634488773 +Same, and even if I am not rich I have a well paying job that keeps me financially secure for my foreseeable future. Imagine being such a loser that this list seems like an unreachable goal. +--- 634495369 +Do people even go on dates in this day and age +I thought they just sext and then meet up for regular sex +--- 634495429 +>>634495214 +No, it's the other way around. I was raised to see them as men, and thought I could treat them like men, and then I spent about ten years wondering why they weren't receptive to being treated like men, and suddenly I'm told there's all this other shit I was just supposed to know about. +And yes, it makes me angry at the world, because everyone lied to me, and took advantage of me for being a bit dim and autistic. +And no one wants to apologise. People just want to keep spreading lies, and push anyone telling the truth out of society entirely. It's insane, and it makes you give up on the world. +--- 634495436 +>>634488190 +>the list +So basicly a normal guy with normal values? +--- 634495530 +>>634494947 +Yeah it's fucking over for you kek +--- 634495570 +>>634488773 +>>634495346 +>>634495436 +anons, please +>>634495429 +Same. +It's the lies that are the most annoying shit. Just admit we're different so we can stop fucking hating each other for being different. Why do you have to be this thing you know you're not? Just fucking stop, you stupid bitches. +--- 634495580 +>>634495530 +I don't want to be one. I want to have a harem of them, as my personal fuccbois. +--- 634495682 +>>634488003 (OP) +>>634488190 +Sounds to me like a lot of you should start by looking into a mirror for a change. + +If you're ugly on the inside, then no matter what you do it wont matter. So maybe start working on that first. +--- 634495690 +>>634488003 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm-7kdgNDMk [Embed] +--- 634495760 +>>634488003 (OP) +Yeah it is. But it's just as easy for her to cheat on you. +--- 634495774 +>>634495682 +>work work work work +Uh-huh, and are the women going to improve themselves at the same pace? +--- 634495969 +>>634495429 +>>634495570 +Wow anons, with an outlook like that no wonder you are lonely. +Has it ever occured to you that maybe you should do something about yourself? +--- 634496008 +>>634495774 +very optimistic +>>634495969 +nice argument +--- 634496037 +>>634495774 +Hey anon if you want to stay lonenly and unhappy for the rest of your life then keep up that attitude. +>work work work work +It's not work anon, it's basic human life +--- 634496041 +>>634495969 +Literal strawman kek +--- 634496127 +>>634495969 +Like what? Start behaving like a sleazy con-artist, and lying to everyone, and gaming every system? Because that's what society seems to want me to do. +I can't. It makes me feel bad, in my soul. +--- 634496154 +>>634488003 (OP) +It's not worth it bros. The sex dries up after a few months then it's just nagging as soon as you set foot in the door and everything becomes transactional. One minute you're in a half a decade long relationship making wedding plans the next everything has gone to shit and nothing you do is right. Just get a hooker once or twice a month it will be much cheaper. +--- 634496208 +>>634496041 +Hey keep deflecting and circlejerking anon, at the end of the day you will still be misserable and lonely. +If you'd just just change that attitude to begin with you'd be soooo much further then you'd ever realise. +--- 634496267 +>>634495682 +SHAMONE +I'm starting with the man in the mirror (hoo!) +--- 634496415 +>>634496208 +>Wow +>Hey +>Hey +You talk like a standard bitch boy "male" emasculated by feminist propaganda. +Why do you think it's the men that need to change and not the women? +Have you not noticed any changes in women's behavior in the last few decades? +--- 634496472 +>>634488003 (OP) +it literally is this easy. +Maybe don't be ugly and weird and think you'll ever score a hot girl. + +You only get the ugly/fat girls who finally realized they have to settle +--- 634496512 +>>634496127 +>Like what? +You could start by feeling less sorry for yourself. +>Start behaving like a sleazy con-artist, and lying to everyone, and gaming every system? Because that's what society seems to want me to do. +Sure anon, sure. That exactly what I ment obviously. How about you just try to be a decent person? Maybe drop the whole "the world is such a terrible shitty place and I'm above that" attitude (I can promise you that THAT is exactly the kind of behavior that people dislike)? + +Grow a pair, look in the mirror and be realistic about yourself, there's probably a lot about you that could use some work. +--- 634496584 +I don't even know where to look for girls. I legit have only had a single conversation with a girl that wasn't old enough to be my mom in over 15 years. I was neet for years after I graduated high school, then when I finally went to school and got a job it was for a trade with literally no women in it. the one girl I was able to talk to was sitting next to me on an airplane. + +>just go outside +and do what? I have no hobbies or interests that involve women. am I supposed to just randomly start talking to women I see at the grocery store? "hey I see you're buying food. I like to eat food too." anyone that would fall for that probably isn't worth pursuing. +--- 634496661 +>>634496472 +>>634496512 +holy shit, samefag +--- 634496707 +>>634496512 +I was a decent person the whole time I was a kid, and people beat me up for it. +I'm not doing that again. Fuck you. +--- 634496715 +>>634496415 +>Why do you think it's the men that need to change and not the women? +>Have you not noticed any changes in women's behavior in the last few decades? +It's about you anon, do you want to be unhappy and lonely? If so, then keep up acting like that. If not then you should really take a step back and think about what you're saying. +>You talk like a standard bitch boy "male" emasculated by feminist propaganda. +Anon, let's be real here. Which one of us is the lonely loser whining on the internet about how un fair his life is? I'm pretty sure that what I have is exactly what you want in life, so your insults mean literally nothing. +--- 634496785 +>>634488003 (OP) +>go on a date +huh? +--- 634496792 +>>634496707 +>I was a decent person the whole time I was a kid +You sure as hell aren't now anon. +>I'm not doing that again. Fuck you. +Your loss +--- 634496829 +>>634488003 (OP) +That bitch is 16 years old. What the actual fuck can she know about "waiting so long" +--- 634496856 +>>634496715 +You'd be surprised by the huge number of femcels of all ages crying on tiktok and other platforms about getting pumped and dumped after chasing the same minority of chads. +But of course you're going to ignore that fact because you're a feminist shill. +--- 634496874 +>>634496792 +Every time I try to be principled and reasonable and give people the benefit of the doubt, expecting them to do the same, I get it thrown back in my face. I'm simply not doing that anymore. I will only be society's bitch up to a certain point, and that point was years ago. +You offer me something first, and then maybe we can be friends. +--- 634496912 +>>634488003 (OP) +Unironically yes. If a girl likes you, she will basically remote control you into seducing her. +--- 634496926 +>>634496874 +anon, cuckanon is unironically saying you're a shitty person for having a spine +--- 634497103 +>>634496856 +Again anon, if you want to be unhappy and lonely, keep doing what you're doing. +Just remember, when I get bored of this thread I'll just close the tab and continue living my happy life, while you will just be bitter and lonenly. +--- 634497129 +>>634496926 +>>634496874 +You are a shitty person for behaving like a faggot. +--- 634497142 +>>634488003 (OP) +No, it's a transaction, you give them money and a house and listen to their complaints and deal with their drama and cheating all in return for........ sex. + +just buy onaholes and go to an escort a few times. +--- 634497173 +>>634497129 +nice argument +--- 634497179 +>>634497129 +I'm a wounded person, and you should have more sympathy for my emotional traumas. +You want to live in a world built on mutual respect and decency, you start. You be nice to me first. +--- 634497185 +>>634496874 +>Every time I try to be principled and reasonable and give people the benefit of the doubt, expecting them to do the same, I get it thrown back in my face. +Sopunds like you have a terrible judge of character then. Maybe try haging out with better people than that? +>I will only be society's bitch up to a certain point, and that point was years ago. +You offer me something first, and then maybe we can be friends. +>Boohoo, life was mean to me so now I'm a bitter asshole. +I'm sure you yourself recognise that this isn't going to help you in anyway? +--- 634497258 +>>634497185 +>uh, excuse me. You were being nice to the WRONG people... +OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +--- 634497280 +>>634497258 +Yes anon, sometimes it really is that simple. +--- 634497310 +>>634497280 +And who are the right people? +--- 634497415 +>>634497103 +>haha I have the last laugh!! + +So you lost the argument and are now are trying to change the subject by saying how you have a happy life while your opponent is a loser. Amazing thought process. Let this an example to everyone else on why you should never debate with holier than thou normalfags. They don't want to help you faggots, they just see you as an object to boost their ego on how they totally helped this retarded loser. Don't fall for their trite bullshit like "just don't be sad" and "just workout bro" +--- 634497441 +>>634497310 +That depends on the person an it's for you to figure out. You can start by recognising what makes people the wrong people (the ones that hurt you) and try to find people that are not like them. +Honestly anon, it's as much you as it is others. You'll need to put in some work to recognise what people's flaws are. Best place to start is recognising your own. So like I said: take some time to look in the mirror and be honest with yourself. +--- 634497519 +>>634488003 (OP) +I mean, i wouldn't date Makoto, cuz she sucks, but that's you, man +--- 634497530 +>>634497441 +My greatest flaw was being gullible and expecting other people to be reasonable and fair just because I was. I have addressed that. No more of that shit, until other people offer me something. +--- 634497591 +>>634497415 +>So you lost the argument and are now are trying to change the subject by saying how you have a happy life while your opponent is a loser. Amazing thought process. Let this an example to everyone else on why you should never debate with holier than thou normalfags. +Again anon, it's about you not me. At the end of the day you walk away no better from this. You want to stay like this, then keep doing what you do. +>Don't fall for their trite bullshit like "just don't be sad" and "just workout bro" +Good thing that I never advised any of those things +>They don't want to help you faggots, they just see you as an object to boost their ego on how they totally helped this retarded loser. +In the end it really is up to you if you want to change or not. You can keep insulting others and sperging out all you want but it isn't going to make you happy. You're the one who has to make change. +--- 634497642 +>>634497530 +>My greatest flaw was being gullible and expecting other people to be reasonable and fair just because I was. +Read that sentence again and try it one more time. +--- 634497703 +>>634497519 +> cuz she sucks +it is okay for woman to suck +--- 634497723 +>>634497591 +>listen to me or you are a stinky loser that will never be happy! + +You talk like a gaslighting faggot. Keep digging that hole. +--- 634497728 +>>634497642 +No. You be nice to me, and I will be nice to you. That's a transaction, and that's what people deserve, because it's the only thing they understand. +--- 634497815 +>>634497723 +No sense in me repeating my earlier words over and over, so i'll just refer you back to them. +--- 634497851 +>>634497703 +Not THAT kinda sucking, anon. There's many ways someone can suck +--- 634497906 +>>634497815 +ok bye! +--- 634497945 +>>634497728 +>No +>You be nice to me +>because it's the only thing they understand. +Uhu, some more mirror time is needed anon. Same as the other guy: if you want to be happy then it's up to you to change/do something about it. If not, well then you keep on doing this. +--- 634497985 +>>634497945 +How would you have me change? +--- 634498005 +>>634488190 +I read a book about this once. It was from a single 45 year old woman to other women - warning them they could end up like her. She covered these conflicting traits some women look for in men. It was called Marry Him or something like that. Very satisfying read. +>Hurr durr incel +I'm married. Back when I was reading it I told my gf about it (now wife) to see her reactions. If she disagreed with me or the book that would have been a huge red flag. +--- 634498006 +>>634488003 (OP) +Yes and no. You have more than 3 options. And every minute facial twitch and vocal fluctuation is also taken into account. That aside, girls like the ones in P5 are fantasies. Women like that just don't exist. It'd never work. They'd get all pissed off that he never talked enough, wasn't funny, wasn't rich, was best friends with a cartoon cat (not mature). It's always fucking something and Joker has looooooads of qualities I've heard women come down on men for. +--- 634498063 +Islam is the solution +--- 634498367 +>>634495429 +>And yes, it makes me angry at the world, because everyone lied to me, and took advantage of me for being a bit dim and autistic. +No one lied to you though. You are supposed to treat them like guys. Thats how you meet and get along with women. If you wanted to date them then thats whole nother ball game Anon. +--- 634498417 +Just be attractive. +It's that easy. +--- 634498445 +>>634496912 +>If a girl likes you +What if I fail on this part? +--- 634498450 +>>634488003 (OP) +>Go on a date +>She talks the entire time +>Honestly don't mind at all, I like listening to people +>Go for a walk +>We bump into one of her guy friends +>Guy friend third wheels us around some shops +>Get invited to a party she's hosting +>Spends the entire time, drunk, saying she already has a BF +>Points to some guy (same guy every time though) +>Ask him, tells me he hardly knows her and is just there to fuck her 10/10 friend +>10/10 friend has several sugar daddies and fully into crystals and femoid-astronomy +>Next day work colleagues ask why I don't have a GF yet +Well gee, I haven't the slightest fucking clue? Do you guys know any women who aren't retarded and still single in our mid-20's? +--- 634498464 +Anyways... +--- 634498515 +>>634498464 +--- 634498538 +>>634498367 +It literally never works. You're supposed to implicitly know to treat them like retarded children, never openly disagree with them, never say anything that makes them uncomfortable, give them compliments when you don't mean it. There's no end of walking on eggshells, and you're just supposed to know this. +--- 634498540 +>>634498445 +Just bee yourself and try to dress nicely :) +--- 634498602 +>>634488003 (OP) +Yes, it's that easy. +If a girl even bother to take time to have a date, you're pretty much just one step away from success. +The hardest part is getting the girl to agree to go out with you on a date. +--- 634498667 +>>634488084 +And if you aren't, the most sphisticated words won't save you +--- 634498685 +>>634498540 +>Just be yourself +In that case I will keep failing the very same part until I die. +--- 634498797 +>>634488190 +>trolls mad sexy clean women don't make boom-boom with troll in smelly cheese filled room of parents basement +God I miss when this wasn't an incel/coom board +--- 634498813 +>>634498538 +>and you're just supposed to know this +No, you're just supposed to be hot. +--- 634498839 +>>634491304 +Zoomer think they invented everything it’s hilarious. +In the 90s it was the same thing you just rented a vhs. +--- 634498891 +Before, it was the question of whether or not you kissed on the first date, now it's if you get to creampie her or not. +You lose interest so quickly now when you basically get everything on the first date, so most people can't be bothered to get a gf. +--- 634498908 +>>634498797 +Expecting people to own their own houses is classism. +And expecting people to clean regularly is bigotry against depression. +--- 634498953 +>>634488773 +> did all irrelevant sidequests +> failed the main mission +--- 634498973 +>>634498908 +Those sound like excuses for being a slob +--- 634498981 +>>634498908 +Sounds like weak defensive arguments of the lazy. +--- 634499008 +>>634488003 (OP) +blasted through this piece of shit in 90 hours and hated every single second of it. +--- 634499028 +>>634498973 +Being depressed makes you a slob. And being in a situation where no one likes you makes you depressed. It's a self perpetuating problem, and it's still women's fault. +--- 634499054 +>>634488773 +I'm all this, plus rich. But also gay lol +--- 634499087 +>>634499028 +Why do you think no one likes you Mr lazy slob? +--- 634499142 +>>634499028 +>le ebin depression justifies everything wrong with me +Cope +--- 634499147 +>>634488849 +>be me, disabled and overweight, but not amerifat +>(something happens here) +>go on a date +Its like that meme in a movie when 2 people look at each other and it cuts away to post-sex. +--- 634499201 +>>634499087 +They just decided they didn't like me when I was a kid, and it never really got any better. How am I supposed to make friends out of nothing? +--- 634499231 +>>634499008 +Same. I honestly really enjoyed the hole Kamoshida stuff but everything after was a total mind fart of nothing interesting happening ontop of being forced to min-max the entire playthrough because I had zero intention of replaying a 90 fucking hour long JRPG again. +--- 634499496 +>>634499201 +By being a human instead of a troll?? I mean you don't even love yourself how can others like you. They see you since you won't stare and really look at yourself in the mirror and see what a sad shape you are in +--- 634499774 +>>634499496 +>just look good according to my arbitrary standards of what looking good means, and I wont tell you what those are either +People wont start talking to you if you do that anyway. I've been through periods where I made far more of an effort to stay in shape and keep my hair in a presentable state, and it's not like anything changed. When are people just supposed to show up and start talking to you? +--- 634499832 +True suffering is being attracted to women’s bodies, but hating the feminine. +I hate dates. I hate mating rituals. I hate pretending to be what I’m not in order to appear attractive. I’m not masculine or confident, I have a literal anxiety disorder, but in order to get anywhere I have to put on a mask of masculinity and confidence every time. +Sam Hyde was right. I’d date a tranny with autism brain over a real woman if they somehow had the body of an actual biological female. At least they wouldn’t be as annoying. +Fuck women, I wish I was gay. +--- 634499870 +>>634496037 +No, answer the question. Do women work to improve themselves at that pace, or do they just get old and fat? +--- 634500241 +>>634499774 +More excuses again Mr. Lazy slob, friendship is a 2 way street food you just made it sound like you sit on your ass and they come to you. +Just be clean and don't wear shit that is wrinkled or a graphic t, go out to bars during big game events you enjoy and just be vocal and yourself (if yourself isn't spouting nigger or top kek) then you will notice people yelling with you or cheering depending how shit your team/fighter is. Another is doing outdoor social activities like jogging, hiking, hanging out at the beach, etc it's really not that hard if you really want to put in the effort. Otherwise, just stay in the cheese room +--- 634500248 +>>634488003 (OP) +Yeah if you have a walkthrough and quick save option. Catherine was a real wake up call for me. I played the game blind and answered honestly to every question. I mean as honestly someone could who never any relations with the opposite sex and would never get into the C/K situation because he despises cheating and doesn't drink/do drugs to have excuse for still doing it. As you may guess I ended up with the worst ending, both girls kicked me out. +Anyways games are not good comparisons because by design you are guaranteed to succeed. Yeah there are some "you made a mistake XX hours ago and now you lost lel" games but you if you put in enough time you will get through every game. On top of this most games allow you to set them on baby difficulty. In reality you won't get magical superpowers because you exist in school. In reality just being average and observing the world won't grant you a bunch of cool friends and a dozen quirky girls lusting for you. In reality you can't reload any mistake you did. Persona is nice as a fantasy but only has good answers and better answers which gets you in the panties faster. +--- 634500442 +>>634500241 +different anon but you cannot even help but bully this anon with your "self help". Bro just leave the guy alone. +>>634499774 +Just be the best you can be bro, and one day the first might be last. Try to enjoy the small things, shelter, food lol. +--- 634500484 +>>634500241 +None of that makes any sense to me. I've been to bars. It's just a room with other people sitting in groups talking to each other. They're not just "free friends" that you can walk over to and adopt. They have their own friends. You're a stranger to them. +I don't understand sports. I don't understand why I would support one guy over the other guy. I don't have a "team", because I don't know any of these people. I don't care. +--- 634500583 +>>634500484 +Just stop being retarded lmao +--- 634500609 +>>634500583 +I can't stop being retarded. I was born this way. +--- 634500674 +>>634500609 +>I can't stop being retarded. I was born this way. +Then be a fun retard duhhhhh +--- 634500740 +Remember when this thread was about Persona and not self help for slobs? +--- 634500743 +>>634500674 +That's when people tell you you're being annoying. +--- 634500790 +>>634500743 +>That's when people tell you you're being annoying. +No, that's just your autism +--- 634500842 +>>634500790 +>just don't have autism, bro +So we're back to that. +--- 634500910 +>>634488003 (OP) +>bro, just impose yourself on a group of friends in a bar +Lol, lmao even +--- 634500964 +>>634493356 +>women don't even like it when men love them +God this is so true. Try being genuinely romantic with a woman and they hate that shit. They like the spectacle in movies and TV but real romance tends to make them ill at least in the West +--- 634500968 +>>634500842 +I don't know what to tell you retard autist bro, if you're not annoying then people will hang out with you, it's as simple as that. +--- 634501052 +>>634500968 +I literally have a disability that makes people find me annoying or insufferable the second I relax and start being myself. +--- 634501109 +>>634489720 +>we both don't really wanna and same goes with kids. +What's the fucking point? Put a bread in the oven, retard. +--- 634501383 +>>634500484 +Yeah, normie life is just a bullshit masquerade. +I'm most likely on the spectrum as well and have also given up because interacting with normies is just awful. +--- 634501772 +>>634493816 +gigabased, only wrong thing is that women weren't forced to choose from a smaller sample, they weren't choosing anything at all, their fathers or family patriarch did, this is why civilization still exists +You really think they wouldn't fuck up with smallest bit of freedom? +--- 634501779 +>>634488003 (OP) +You also have to be a handsome, skinny guy who wears fashionable clothing, has great hair, is the leader of an organization, a highly charismatic high-school delinquent and has a stylish cafe to himself at night. +--- 634501884 +>>634488190 +He forgot +>loving but not clingy +--- 634501929 +>>634495214 +Bullshit, society told me they are exactly like me but with different looking body, guess what, it was a fucking shameless lie +--- 634502012 +>>634498450 +>women who aren't retarded +kek +--- 634502143 +>>634499774 +stop arguing with a failed normalfaggot you autist, he isn't even a person +--- 634503557 +Anyways, you guys are all fucking gay. Makoto is trash and Haru is the best. +--- 634503806 +>>634488003 (OP) +Persona 5 unironically changed my life. I have a wife now and a successful career +--- 634504094 +Of you are good looking yea +--- 634504136 +>>634491931 +Thing is there isn't really a dating scene anymore. The young ones will be like in their 20s and have never had an actual date. They just do dick appointments. Game isn't part of the equation anymore so "saying the right things" mosty doesn't work. Especially now there's an active mine field when approaching or attempting any conversation with one. And if you do get the date. 9 times out of ten she's insufferable. In fact dating isn't even about saying the right things. It's literally just about isolation. All those huge lists of things a guy has got to be for them only matters when in view of others primarily her friends and family. Once they're out of the picture everything goes out the window and it's anything goes +--- 634505803 +>>634488003 (OP) +Yes and no. It's not like an RPG. I know it's cliche but you just gotta be yourself (respect yourself) and not treat her like you're trying to get +1 affection on any given comment +>>634488084 +This is also true +>>634498667 +False. Love thyself, brother +--- 634505979 +>>634488190 +I am all of those things minus the money, and I lost a chick to a dude with a literal micropenis. They're happy with a kid now. Last time I talked to her she told me she didn't think he could nut deep enough to get her pregnant. +Get out of your minds, boys +--- 634506882 +>>634488003 (OP) + +I feel confident enough to get a gf but i just don't know how to find one. + +I used to have one in school, but now that im in uni and everyone is minding their own business and you aren't really required to know each other in a class with 80 people, i have literally no clue how to find an enviroment with girls. Been thinking about going regularly going to bars and try my luck, worst case scenario i'll have some nice drinks and relax. +--- 634507120 +>>634505979 +>Last time I talked to her she told me she didn't think he could nut deep enough to get her pregnant. +I'm assuming he was asian? +--- 634507616 +>>634506882 +Start selling drugs and they'll come to you +T. Started causally doing mushrooms and now women are all over me +--- 634507914 +whats the point if im still going to hate myself at the end of the day +--- 634508060 +>>634507616 +Unironically peak of masculine hierarchy for women +>A strong provider of something she can't get herself +>Risk taker/rule breaker, but does it for your benefit, seemingly rational. +>Provides an unique adventure every time, endless excitement +--- 634508206 +>>634508060 +I can't imagine putting that much thought into it desu. But I do them to expand my consciousness and grow my empathy and other people do them to enjoy movies more so what do I know. +--- 634508293 +>>634508206 +You don't need to think about it, it's just what it is. +--- 634508330 +>>634507120 +Nah white guy. Just a manlet. She swears he's tall though. Women believe what they want to +--- 634508427 +>>634488794 +Dude i am practically a landwhale and my wife is a literal 10/10. diff --git a/v/634488295.txt b/v/634488295.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d71ef750d3f9bab89c8e1b61e9ec17a39b160a75 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634488295.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1462 @@ +----- +--- 634488295 +>Resident Evil 4 Remake leaks weeks early, even Village got some spoilers earlier, Capcom doesn't give a fuck +>Final Fantasy XVI entire plot leaked +>Some hacker tries to leak totk and Nintendo ruins his life +Why is nintendo so insecure? +--- 634488395 +It's always morally justifiable to pirate nintendo products +--- 634488563 +>>634488295 (OP) +Because Capcom games are still fun and replayable even if you know the plot beforehand +NuFinal Fantasy is still a brand new game. +This just makes me think they really wanted to get away with a DLC scam with totk + +Also fucking up someone's life just for videogames is retarded +--- 634488669 +>>634488295 (OP) +Based Nintendo +--- 634488708 +Nintendo is historically protective of anything related to their IPs. + +Its that simple. +--- 634488734 +TFW there is a Nintendo tax +--- 634488748 +They're arguably the most corporate out of all the major game corporations. All about profit and self-interest. I can only imagine how anxious they are currently with Tears of the Kingdom because literally every single major game release they've had since I think Metroid Dread in 2021 has been leaked days in advance, which is likely why they've been in talks with Denuvo. I can't wait for TotK to leak early as well and be emulatable right away. It's going to be a glorious day. +--- 634488792 +>>634488295 (OP) +He didn't go and leak TOTK, but he was the salesperson for modchips for the new Switch model. That being said, it's still retarded. There's no way he inflicted $10 million US dollars worth of damage when he didn't even do the actual work of hacking and making those modchips themselves, just marketing them. Just for that, Nintendo gets to garnish his wages for the rest of his life to pay imaginary damages they got a court to recognize. +--- 634488802 +>>634488395 +Fpbp. I‘ve played through most of nintendos catalog and haven‘t paid for a single game +--- 634488806 +>>634488295 (OP) +Based. Thieves have no place in my ideal society. Shame people disagree, but they're next in line. +--- 634488863 +>nintendo can literally arrest you and take your income forever +>underage tendies cheer and think this is totally okay +--- 634488875 +>>634488708 +>they‘re historically pieces of shit +True +--- 634488889 +>>634488802 +>>634488395 +And Nintendo thanks you for the free marketing +--- 634488910 +>>634488707 +>If they weren't like that, in the Mario movie they would've been gay step brothers, Princess would be a fat tranny nigger and Bowser would be a White male lol. +>Not to mention mushroom kingdom full of fat she-toads. +Not a moral judgement but you are correct. It is kind of necessary. +--- 634488961 +>>634488792 +What even is the point of completely ruining a nobodies life like this? He has nothing to lose and if i were in his place i‘d greet the nintendo ninjas with a shotgun the next time they knock on my door +--- 634488963 +>>634488863 +>>nintendo can literally arrest you and take your income forever +No they can't. Their only power is alerting authorities that a crime is taking place. They are operating within their rights either way, you marxist scum +--- 634488976 +>>634488295 (OP) +Almost like Nintendo values their products worth and no one gives a fuck about the generic worthless shit Capcom and Square make, wow I'm shocked +--- 634488981 +When your main audience is little kids you need to do a lot to protect the innocence of the IP's. +--- 634489042 +>>634488961 +>I will kill someone over a toy I stole +Can you just suck on the barrel yourself? +--- 634489060 +>slippy cease and desist +>etika joyconboyz design charity dmca +>limited time games (all stars & mario 35) +>fan game shutdowns (am2r, etc. just shut down when it released, good timing) +>fan mods shutdowns (botw multiplayer, sm64 online, more i can't remember) +>fan video shutdowns (glitches, behind the scenes, boundary break, vinesauce mario 64 chaos edition, pointcrow botw) +>fan channel copyright strikes (vinesauce, pointcrow) +>removing game soundtracks with no way of listening to them officially anyway except for limited edition CDs only sold in Japan +>now removed ridiculous partner program that had very odd revenue share and restrictions +>joycon drift never being acknowledged (ok they finally caved) +>amiibos artificial scarcity +>mini consoles artificial scarcity +>major game annoyances still staying in games (looking at you animal crossing) +>paying for online and getting p2p multiplayer is atrocious, and with the new expansion it's even less worth it +>drip feeding 30 year old games that have been sold as digital downloads for 15 years so you have to rebuy them over and over and now you can't even "own" them. +>selling games at 70 euros just because you can, never really dropping prices +>selling "remasters" for 70€ and they're getting less and less advanced every time +>sending agents to spy and stalk smealum doxxing him and having a whole flowchart of how they planned to deal with him +>terrible refunds +>carpetbombing the shit out of many great emulation/rom sites that had gone untouched for years +>the constant DMCAs and C&Ds +Boycott Nintendo +--- 634489112 +All of the leaks are street dates being broken +--- 634489125 +>>634489060 +Lol +--- 634489156 +>>634488295 (OP) +>leakers +These faggots destroyed the surprise factor on videogames with little to none benefit. Fuck them all. +--- 634489276 +people who post leaks and spoilers are scum of the earth but nintendo takes it too far +--- 634489302 +>>634488963 +>commies all larp as authority to steal shit +>bro nintendo is based for doing shit like this! + +Pot meet kettle at its finest +--- 634489336 +>>634488981 +Their main audience are old men with tons of nostalgia, kids play cod and fortnite these days +--- 634489368 +>>634489060 +>euros +Go play FIFA, semen slurper +--- 634489370 +Fuck Nintendo. They suck shit now anyway. Takes them half a decade just to put out a mediocre game. Their products are getting cheaper and crappier. They hate their fans. Fuck this company. +--- 634489428 +>>634489302 +>Pot meet kettle +That would imply hypocrisy which isn't the case, even in your cute strawman argument +--- 634489435 +FF16's plot is leaked? Let's hear it. Does an ancient evil awaken? +--- 634489495 +>>634488295 (OP) +Most of their budget going to lawyers on retainer rather than vidya development. +At this point it's sunk cost fallacy: we're already paying those lawyers, gotta sue someone, anyone. +--- 634489504 +>>634488295 (OP) +Someone (probably you) posted this thread earlier with the fake context of BOTW. I hate Nintendo's business side too but please fuck off with this behavior. +--- 634489534 +>>634489428 +Thanks for proving the point +--- 634489579 +>>634489042 +No one is saying he shouldn't be punished but this is near cruel and unusual punishment for a corporation to take half your salary for the rest of your life when the crime and damage committed isn't even to that extent. And if you put a person at rock bottom with a punishment like that in this situation, I wouldn't be surprised if they commit a large scale crime before offing themselves. +--- 634489586 +>company that started as an extension of the Japanese Yakuza +>thinks it has the moral high ground +--- 634489640 +>>634488295 (OP) +Nintendo is literally Yakuza +--- 634489718 +>>634489534 +Sure +--- 634489751 +>>634488295 (OP) +Imagine someone trying to steal from you and then you let them go scot free. Actual cuck mentality. Nintendo is right here. +--- 634489790 +>>634489579 +Criminals don't belong in society +--- 634489870 +>>634489586 +>>company that started as an extension of the Japanese Yakuza +Based +--- 634489968 +>>634488875 +>no dude, you totally should forgive your wife for cucking you lmao +--- 634489971 +The Yakuza are criminals. Nintendo are ultra lawfags. This is the dumbest take of the day. +--- 634490026 +>>634489504 +>please fuck off with this behavior. +>blaming someone of something +The absolute state of tendies +--- 634490109 +Fanboys really need to stop thinking corpos as friends. Especially when they've been proven to be psychopaths in court. +--- 634490119 +>>634489042 +But nintendo is literally killing someone +--- 634490123 +>>634489790 +Sure but we don't live in a utopia. If that was true, it wouldn't be able to explain the general shitty state of the world even in the best of times. +--- 634490181 +>>634488295 (OP) +>Bowser released from prison +--- 634490213 +>>634488748 +"The most corporate" would not bother to make their games fun. They're bad but Ubisoft and Activision pumping out unplayable goyslop is much worse +--- 634490215 +>>634489751 +Oh no, poor Nintendo, they might only sell 29,999,000 copies instead of 30 million! You're a faggot bootlicker. +--- 634490304 +>taxes are bad unless corporations do it +--- 634490323 +>>634490128 +Yakuza is ingrained in Japan. Not as bad this teenage edgelord thread whinning since it has been like centuries or so, yakuza to some extenthas been smarter and more useful to development of their area. +--- 634490324 +Nintendo's real crime is making New Horizons. I would have taken a port of New Leaf over that literal dogshit they pushed out. Fuck Nintendo. +--- 634490346 +>>634488295 (OP) +That's Capcom is the best, while Nintendo is just yakuza sidekick. +--- 634490349 +>>634490265 +Stop trying to sound smart, you psuedo. Companies are not my friend but we have a mutually beneficial agreement. The exchange of goods predates civilization. +--- 634490373 +>>634488295 (OP) +>Attention seeking faggot gets what he deserves +Based Nintendo. +--- 634490378 +>>634489968 +>Cuck metaphor +I accept your concession. This shit is even more retarded than the food ones. +--- 634490492 +>>634488295 (OP) +>even Village got some spoilers earlier +Try the entire game and all of its cutscenes leaked 4 months before release. +--- 634490673 +>>634490585 +>we +wuz? +--- 634490770 +>>634490585 +Are you a utilitarian? +--- 634490775 +How did a post with false info get so many replies. Pretty sure this guy was the person making modchips. + +>As you might remember, Nintendo took Team Xecuter’s Gary Bowser to court over his involvement with a business that earned him over $300k through piracy-related activities. Bowser was found guilty of the charges and was sentenced to 40 months in prison. + +The irony is that his last name is fucking Bowser lmao. Maybe if he lived in chinkland he wouldn't have gotten arrested. +--- 634490825 +>>634490026 +snoy +--- 634490829 +>>634488961 +>What even is the point of completely ruining a nobodies life like this? +Making an example to discourage others. +--- 634490890 +>>634490585 +>a worthless luxury +Feel free to stop stealing it them +--- 634491381 +>>634490775 +He's just a marketer, the ones that make the modchip get away scot free. His fault for living in land of the free +--- 634491504 +>>634490859 +Based. Fuck Venecos. +--- 634491592 +>>634488748 +Go the hardest against pirates sure, most corporate overall you're fucking insane to think that +and not they have not been in talks with denuvo at all. +--- 634491625 +>Break the law +>Get punished +WOOOWWWWW +--- 634491798 +>>634491625 +Think of the heckin corparinos!!!!!! +--- 634491857 +>>634488295 (OP) +When was FF XVI plot leaked? Link please +--- 634491875 +>>634491625 +>make a bomb designed to kill hundreds of thousands +>the bombs drop and kills hundreds of thousands +How did...my le bomb....le kill hundreds.....how could I have le known....? +--- 634491956 +>>634491875 +>killing good +>copying useless data bad +--- 634491958 +>>634491625 +>>634491875 +>steal bread +>get fucking executed +He shouldn’t had break the law I guess +--- 634492002 +>>634491875 +I wish Truman could've slapped the shit out of this commie sympathizer. +--- 634492004 +>>634488295 (OP) +You forgot about the part with Crapcom paying lots of shills to defend their crappy remake +--- 634492131 +>>634491958 +Would the hacker have starved to death without his 5 minutes of fame? +--- 634492135 +>>634492004 +All vidya companies do that +--- 634492169 +>>634492004 +One day you‘ll get a job and afford to pay 70 dollars for a video game +--- 634492186 +>>634488748 +>They're arguably the most corporate out of all the major game corporations. +idk, the one that makes most of its money from spreadsheet software and the one that makes most of its money from life insurance seem a little stuffier +--- 634492217 +>>634488295 (OP) +>Hacker profits from Nintendo leaks +>Get punished and being forced to pay fine +>Surprised Pikachu face +--- 634492309 +If they didn't want me to steal their shit, they would make better hardware. I can get an objectively better experience playing switch games on a mid range PC and it's not even close. +--- 634492335 +>>634488295 (OP) +We need to figure out a way for Nintendo to target leftist Anti-Japanese trannies that run modding websites +--- 634492351 +>>634488295 (OP) +The XVI plot didn't leak, that was just some marketer who saw what was being shown at PAX. A years worth of XIV updates and story got leaked in 2018 and Yoshida confirmed it was real and that the leaker was dealt with. You would know if it was legit. +--- 634492354 +>>634492131 +Was the punishment disproportionate? +--- 634492463 +>>634489060 +You say that but you're going to spamming refresh on download sites when TotK gets leaked and already have Yuzu shortcut on your desktop. +--- 634492480 +>>634492217 +Don’t forget to swallow faggot +--- 634492520 +>>634490890 +No +--- 634492526 +>>634489060 +Ok, but which of those are actually affecting normal players? +--- 634492539 +>>634488707 +your brain is fucking fried get off the internet for a while +--- 634492556 +>>634492463 +I will yes on my modded switch, what of it +--- 634492558 +>>634492526 +The fangames and mods showdown affect me personally +--- 634492565 +>>634492131 +No but he might with his wages getting garnished forever +--- 634492575 +>>634488295 (OP) +They are literally the only games company that doesn't bow down and get fucked in the ass by gamers. I'm not even a tendie and don't own a switch but even I can admire how cunty they are when it comes to thot patrolling their own fans +--- 634492652 +>>634488295 (OP) +Jewish nazi company +>>634488395 +This +>>634488669 +>>634488707 +>>634488708 +NPC boot lickers +--- 634492662 +>>634492558 +>fangames +If you've made a game just don't use Nintendo characters. It's not hard. +--- 634492691 +>>634488295 (OP) +Based. The funniest thing about this place is that as much as they shit on nintendo, you can see thel constantly say that they're STILL playing nintendo games, but it's fine because "I'm getting it for free lol". Literally zero integrity. +They just make good games and protect their ip and that makes you poorfags seethe. +--- 634492694 +I will download leaked totk as soon as it's out, can't stop me +--- 634492696 +>>634492539 +Get a sense of humour dickhead. +Its not wrong though, even normies call that shit a netflix adaption. +--- 634492736 +Reminder Nintendo banned Vtubers for streaming pixelated porn with Splatoon +Literally no fun allowed the company +--- 634492780 +>>634492662 +Yeah, I will use other characters and give Nintendo the middle finger +--- 634492802 +>>634492662 +People did do that. Look at fucking temtem lmao. Truth is that doing it WELL and having good marketing like Pizza Tower is hard for a lot of indie dev shitters. There's probably a few good pokemon clones out there but they probably sold like shit, like Nexomon. So you end up with people riding on the coattails of the company they hate. +--- 634492819 +>>634492691 +>that long ass seethe post +>b-but its the people getting free stuff that are mad!!!! +Lol +Lmao +--- 634492857 +>>634488707 +Why are /pol/cels like this? +--- 634492923 +Best not to fuck around with Nintendo or Disney desu +--- 634492953 +>>634489060 +--- 634492994 +>>634492953 +Please post if you have more stuff +--- 634493178 +>>634489060 +>>selling games at 70 euros just because you can, never really dropping prices +I payed 60 euros for ToTK, git gud. +--- 634493225 +>>634489060 +>70 euros +lol no TotK is EUR 54.99 here on Amazon +kys +--- 634493287 +>>634491625 + Defending a multi-millionaire company. +--- 634493347 +>>634493287 +They've defended themselves apparently. +--- 634493398 +>>634492994 +You honestly have resumed it all, I can't think of anything more to add right now. Basically, Nintendo is the Apple/Disney of video games (actually, even worse if you think about it). +And of course, the more shitty they are, the more cancerous is their fanbase. +Only a god damn turbo retard would give money to such companies. +--- 634493518 +>>634493178 +>>634493225 +Ok sure and what about in 5 years +--- 634493616 +>>634493518 +In 5 years you will move the goalpost all around the globe. +--- 634493663 +>>634488295 (OP) +>taking some of his income for the rest of his life +yeah $1 a month lmao +--- 634493670 +>>634493616 +Newly released games costing like a new game is fine but when they never go down is price is what fucks it up +--- 634493680 +>>634488295 (OP) +>Final Fantasy XVI entire plot leaked +Really? And I haven't seen shit about it, the interest in XVI is truly dead, it really is the least ambitious Final Fantasy. +--- 634493681 +>break law +>money stolen + +wtf bros +--- 634493691 +>>634493518 +First please tell us what you think about Sony selling their exclusives for EUR 80 (MSRP, EUR 72 on Amazon for FF16). +--- 634493756 +>>634493691 +Also fucked. They're not that great either but pretty far from as bad as Nintendo. Don't they still disallow crossplay? +--- 634493775 +>>634488295 (OP) +The Resident Evil 8 script and early versions of cutscenes getting dumped on the internet six months ahead of launch were down to the ransomware leaks. +--- 634493873 +>>634492857 +Why do fuckheads from other sites come here? +--- 634493901 +>>634493691 +Yes it's bad, but at least, their prices drop very quickly, I remember GoW 2018 being at 29€ less than 6 month after release, and then being at 18€ and 8.99€ multiple times during events the next year. +--- 634493974 +>pay for something or get it for free +really tough decision +--- 634493978 +>>634493901 +It's at a perpetual 9€ here lmao, same with spider man and miles morales +--- 634493994 +>>634493901 +Sony is quickly lowering the prices just to claim their games sold 20 millions. +--- 634494074 +>>634493994 +Do anyone except the public care about sold copies though? Isn't actual income what makes sense +--- 634494087 +It has nothing to do with totk. +Also blame the US justice. The guy living in France got nothing. No prison. Nothing to pay. Nintendo isn't the issue. Your shit country is +--- 634494119 +>>634488295 (OP) +>nintendo gets alimony from scene groups +holy fuck +--- 634494124 +>>634493994 +Don‘t give a shit why they do it when it benefits consumers. I could buy ps4 games for 10 bucks second hand a month after release. +--- 634494171 +>>634493225 +>literally mistaking TotK for BotW and confusing their prices +KEK +--- 634494201 +>>634494074 +It's mainly for shareholders. Sony will go through whatever shit just to make themselves look good. +Instant Pot, brand momentum and shit. +--- 634494237 +>>634493978 +yeah +>>634493994 +Yes, and ? at the end, it profit to the player. source: https://www.shacknews.com/article/108061/god-of-war-celebrates-price-drop-with-behind-the-scenes-midgard-mishaps +Game released the April 20, 2018, price cut from $59.99 to $39.99 in North America October 23, 2018, so 6 month, and here in EU it was quickly reaching 29€ during end of the year 2018 (I know, I bought it at this time). +--- 634494358 +>>634488295 (OP) +I DARE YOU FUCKING RETARDS TO LEAK TOTK, ENJOY JAMAL FUCKING YOUR ASS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SO SOME AUTISTS COULD PLAY THE GAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 634494386 +>>634494237 +Why don't you ask the stores why do they still sell 5 years old Switch games for a full price? +--- 634494437 +>>634492480 +Truth hurts, nigga? +--- 634494443 +>>634489060 +>Boycott Nintendo. +Been doing that since I picked up the Dreamcast 2. +--- 634494449 +Being a Nintendo fan makes me proud. +--- 634494505 +>>634488806 +Based. Can I live in your society anon? +--- 634494607 +>>634488295 (OP) +>Why is nintend𐐬 so insecure? +because they know their games are trash, that's why they don't like fangames and mods that show a random fans can make better games than them +--- 634494693 +>>634494386 +Because Nintendo never cut MSRP price ? Because their dog shit fan base and target demographic are totally retarded and ready to pay the highest price ever ? (cough Apple cough) +No matter what is the definitive answer to this, at the end, only a cuck would give money and defend such practices. +>>634494443 +Based Original Xbox player +--- 634494863 +>>634494693 +I miss it though, those old days. Soul Calibur at my friend's house. PSO was my first MMO. Power Stone after school. I still have my machine, done many repairs to it, but its mine, and always will be. +Nintendo can never be destroyed, but I do not have to add to its monument. +Sony can fester in the wound its dug into itself, and I will watch on as it destroys itself attempting to stop Xbox. +--- 634495497 +>>634494863 +Well, same thing for me (owned a Dreamcast, then a Xbox then got a PS2 as gift, long time ago). +For me though, Sony is the less evil of the 3 we have right now (even though since Jim Ryan and Hermen Hulst took place things started to go downhill pretty fast), I do hate Sony now, but less then Microsoft and Nintendo. +--- 634495562 +>>634488563 +>Because Capcom games are still fun and replayable even if you know the plot beforehand +How do they do it? Capcom games are the only games I ever replay. Like RE4 remake I've beat it like 8 times already. I never replay any other games. +--- 634495789 +>>634489790 +But criminals can only exist because of society - curious how that works +--- 634495890 +Nintendo is right. If you pirate games you should be locked up. Its theft. +--- 634496157 +>>634492736 +its always morally correct to ban vtubers +--- 634496346 +>>634494693 +ichikyo57 post +--- 634496467 +>>634488295 (OP) +He was named Bowser, Nintendo didn’t have a choice. +--- 634496521 +>>634494087 +didn't that UK kid get raped by RockStar? +--- 634497286 +>>634488295 (OP) +Its called protect what is yours like your famillie for example you trannie fags..even if i dont like nintendo because im not 10 years old tp play mario good for them +--- 634497406 +>>634489060 +>they fucked with bts and bb +holy shit they're faggots +--- 634497512 +Pedophile company. Don't let them molest your children. +--- 634497523 +>>634495497 +As I work in an old game shop, I have access to all the systems sans the newest generation, but lets be honest. Eighth Gen was the beginning of a great decline, with only a few smattering of Gems here and there. +Nintendo was always Sega's Rival. +Sony pumped bullets into its bed-ridden body. +Microsoft merely absorbed it into its cancerous mass. +All three of them are evil, but we were no better. We replaced Atari, and destabilized the Square of Stability. Now instead we have a vile Triangle of Terror. +--- 634497590 +>>634497286 +>even if i dont like nintendo because im not 10 years old tp play mario good for them +That sucks man. +According to your terrible post and 1st grader english skills you might have a blast with kirby. +Give it a chance atleast +--- 634497667 +>>634490213 +Most nintendo games are gimmicky nonsense +--- 634497674 +>>634492736 +How can anyone be surprised by this after what happened with swap note? +--- 634497684 +>>634488295 (OP) +Can't wait for totk nsp leak. +I don't give a fuck about game, just want to see Nintendo seeth. +--- 634497767 +>>634497667 +You're not arguing in good faith, anon +You'll eagerly disregard any evidence and distort facts to try to win an internet argument +Take the L +--- 634497772 +>>634489579 +>No one is saying he shouldn't be punished +I am. A person has the right to modify a physical product however they want. +--- 634497818 +>>634488295 (OP) +Please don't pirate Nintendo products. +They are the most important player in this business right now, and we need them. +--- 634497858 +>>634497767 +It's true, you faggot. Dread was the first and last good nintendo game since fucking Mario Odyssey. +--- 634497882 +Its no real news that nintendo is the most scummy out of all the gaming companys. +They even threatened to sue the mario battle royale creator even though the game was perfect advertisement for mario maker 2 +--- 634497894 +>>634497523 +Totally agree on that. Still, as of today, Sony is the less evil of that trio, even though they all deserve to be shit on. +--- 634497903 +>>634488395 +this is why botw sold so much, all you fuckers emulated and promoted it. just don't play Nintendo games +--- 634498823 +>>634497882 +And then they copied and released it themselves +--- 634498856 +>>634497903 +I use every opportunity to shit on botw. Fuck this game and fuck botw defenders. +--- 634498865 +>>634498823 +*In a worse version +--- 634498979 +>>634488395 +>>634488295 (OP) +Piracy isn't right when the company is ok +--- 634499178 +>>634491875 +This movie isn't even out, why are people trying to make a meme out of it? +--- 634499472 +>>634488961 +Honestly, things like this just incite people to come knocking on Nintendo HQ with gasoline and matchsticks. It's like if I sued some African gremlin for $50 paid over the course of his entire life and I woke up every week to an extra 20 cents in my bank account, it would mean fucking nothing to me even though his life savings are drained bi-weekly. It's just dumb corpo behavior. +--- 634499673 +westerners cant make fan games get a little money on the side but japanese people can draw porn of nintendo characters and sell it at comiket, fuck that +--- 634501817 +>>634490349 + +This, a company is my “friend” to the extent that it provides goods and services I want at a price I’m willing to pay +--- 634501898 +>>634499178 +They're literal marketers for the movie i would assume +--- 634502342 +>>634488295 (OP) +ok say what you will about piracy being bad or good or how leaking unannounced games are good whatever but isn't this the same guy who was intentionally bricking people's consoles and trying to hold those console owners for ransom? I can't believe none of you people are even bother to mention this +--- 634502942 +>>634488295 (OP) +This nigga paying child support to Nintendo +--- 634503074 +>>634488395 +Fpbp. I have never paid for a single Jewtendo product and will continue not to. +--- 634503369 +>>634489060 +literally the only thing from this list that got to me was the joycon drift which they fixed for me for free and i bought a pro controller anyway because it's more comfortable and that's been working fine for the past 4 years +--- 634503381 +>>634502342 +Because it doesn't sound good that way. Nor does it sound good to say the reason why it ended up going so high to begin with was he didn't pay the initial settlement and then was retarded enough to open a site selling switch roms etc +--- 634503398 +>>634492994 +They sold a Super Mario Bros. rom they downloaded on the internet on their official wii shop +--- 634503471 +>>634489336 +Kids loved BOTW. It was very popular with them. +--- 634503490 +>>634503398 +That was a fun one +--- 634503526 +>>634489060 +glad im not an eurofag tendie +--- 634503547 +>>634488961 +The idea is to dissuade others from doing similar things in the future. +--- 634503581 +>>634503526 +Doesn't change it all that much anyway, you still get 6 year old games that are still full price +--- 634503636 +>>634503547 +As if that's ever worked +--- 634503647 +>>634488792 +>the ones who modded their console wouldn't have bought the games anyway +>they just wanted the games for free +--- 634503652 +>>634488395 +FPBP! Nintendo is a faggot +--- 634503676 +>>634488295 (OP) +Piracy is illegal +--- 634503705 +>>634488863 +>being a nigger, even selling nigger methods to fellow niggers +>nu/v/ cheers them on +>sheeeeiiiiittttt, I owe Nintendo? I just sold mods +--- 634503720 +I swear people have been playing bing bong wahoos for too long, it softened their brains. In no world would anyone be dumb enough to fuck with Nintendo. That company will litigate the fuck out of you for even thinking about jacking off to their characters. +--- 634503742 +>>634489060 +Nintendo is worse than Activision and EA. It's like they're a MEGA Nippon Jew! +--- 634503745 +>>634503720 +I masturbate to imp midna every day and they can't do nothing about it +--- 634503754 +>>634503647 +same people +>we pirates buy the most gaems!!!! +>we aren't hurting the vidya developers +>I buy the games that I liked after getting them for free!!! +--- 634503779 +>>634488295 (OP) +GOOD + +FUCK leakers and FUCK dataminers you have ruined too much already + +>>634489156 +this +--- 634503780 +>>634503720 +I bet i could easily beat the shit out of their CEO +--- 634503794 +>>634503754 +That's me +--- 634503820 +>>634503720 +my fire emblem and xenoblade doujins say other wise +--- 634503829 +>>634497894 +>paid exclusivity deals then cry to the government when someone else has any exclusive properties +Lmao no snoy. +--- 634503850 +>>634503794 +doubt.jpg +--- 634503892 +>>634503754 +>we pirates buy the most gaems!!!! +this is true as per studies done by the european union, it was then quickly covered up +--- 634503907 +>>634497667 +>Most nintendo games are gimmicky nonsense +Miyamoto has all but admitted that Nintendo's entire philosophy is relying on gimmicks. These are the same people who refuse to make a new F-Zero game until they can figure out something "new" to do with it. + +Motherfucker, just make new tracks for the fucking racing game. +--- 634503915 +>>634503850 +I've bought a whole bunch of games after pirating to support, soundtracks too +--- 634503932 +>>634503794 +>I pay for the food that I stollen in case it was tasty +--- 634503987 +>>634503892 +>study +It was literally a shitty survey, where you literally TRUST thieves, which is the most retarded thing ever. + +>So you steal tons of gaesm? +>Yup +>Do you buy them? +>uhhhhh I....uhhhh +>YES, I buy lots of games (sweats) +--- 634503992 +>>634488295 (OP) +I normally don't side with Nintendo's overzealous litigation. But leaking the goods of a game prior to its release, ruins the fun for potentially hundreds of thousands of players. If not millions. because BotW is just that popular. If only 1/29 BotW fans get spoiled by his leak, then that's a million spoiled players. And for that reason, I understand them taking action. + +Remember: Putting the consumer first, means holding companies AND random dickheads accountable when they ruin our fun. +--- 634504003 +>>634503754 +>>I buy the games that I liked after getting them for free!!! +And thats wrong because...? +Demos used to be a thing for that reason. +--- 634504010 +>>634503932 +Complain at a restaurant if you don't like your food and you'll either get your money back or another dish +--- 634504013 +>>634488295 (OP) +>meanwhile +--- 634504029 +leftoids love licking corporate boots +and tendies are mostly gays and trannies aka leftoids +--- 634504037 +>>634503987 +closest scientific evidence we have for or against the idea that piracy harms sales, it also wasn't even the only study to find those results +--- 634504051 +>>634488395 +>It's always morally justifiable to pirate +fixed that for you +--- 634504054 +>>634503915 +doubt.jpg +--- 634504106 +>>634488863 +>nintendo the company notoriously known for not putting up with this shit +>retards think life should be free of consequences +--- 634504115 +>>634490859 +Hope Nintendo sued his ass for piracy. +--- 634504119 +>>634504003 +>thieves will tell me the truth +Nope +>I try out the whole game, and after completing my free copy, I will totally buy it if I enjoyed it +How to spot a liar +--- 634504121 +>>634504029 +>posted from niggerstation 5 browser +--- 634504153 +>>634504054 +Probably bait but I pirated on switch and the day after bought on PC, never launched it +--- 634504170 +>>634504037 +>scientific +>survey +--- 634504206 +>>634504170 +>n-no that's doesn't count even though it's the closest thing we have! +nigger +--- 634504234 +>>634504153 +>I stole the more expensive one +>but bought a $1 copy on Steam and gave Gabe 30% +--- 634504239 +>>634504054 +I did that with don't starve and element4l +--- 634504259 +Nintendo really hates Europe +--- 634504286 +>>634504234 +Nintendo also probably takes around 30 +--- 634504298 +>>634504206 +>there is just no other way than ask lying thieves and take their words for a fact +>WITHOUT THESE THIEVES THE GAME INDUSTRY WOULD BE DOOMED +Faggot +>That's also why Denuvo gaems cause every game that uses it to sell really badly +--- 634504363 +>>634504286 +Thanks to fat fuck Gabe +But at least Nintendo offers SDKs and hardware and shit, while abe parasites on top of everyone else +--- 634504372 +>>634504298 +>WITHOUT THESE THIEVES THE GAME INDUSTRY WOULD BE DOOMED +what the fuck are you talking about you fucking retard, you're the one claiming pirates are inherently a net negative when there is literally NO evidence to support the claim and there is actually some form of evidence against it + +you are one retarded nigger i tell ya +--- 634504379 +>>634488395 +Fpbp +--- 634504392 +>>634488802 +I regret buying so many switch games +--- 634504437 +>>634504239 +And how many other games did you nigger? +500? +Count the ROMs too. +--- 634504439 +>>634504119 +>Everyone is nasty and dishonest! No one is true to their words! +Throw the blackpills down the sink, anon, you're too jaded. +--- 634504443 +>>634504363 +So does valve. And no, they don't provide free hardware and probably not software either +--- 634504465 +>>634488748 +>which is likely why they've been in talks with Denuvo. +Anon, they haven't. They've been begging them but Nintendo hasn't answered +--- 634504486 +>>634504372 +>be restaurant owner +>cook food +>niggers steel it +>NO, you can't say we niggers are a net negative, we actually buy food, sometimes +--- 634504504 +>>634504486 +>food analogy +--- 634504506 +>>634504465 +>Denuvo on switches 2016 kids tablet cpu +Imagine the framerate +--- 634504510 +>>634492526 +>limited time games (all stars & mario 35) +>fan game shutdowns (am2r, etc. just shut down when it released, good timing) +>fan mods shutdowns (botw multiplayer, sm64 online, more i can't remember) +>removing game soundtracks with no way of listening to them officially anyway except for limited edition CDs only sold in Japan +>joycon drift never fixed and instead you're expected to pay for a fucking controller +>amiibos artificial scarcity combined with nintendo games asking for amiibos +>mini consoles artificial scarcity +>major game annoyances still staying in games (looking at you animal crossing) +>paying for online and getting p2p multiplayer is atrocious, and with the new expansion it's even less worth it +>drip feeding 30 year old games that have been sold as digital downloads for 15 years so you have to rebuy them over and over and now you can't even "own" them. +>selling games at 70 euros just because you can, never really dropping prices +>selling "remasters" for 70€ and they're getting less and less advanced every time +>terrible refunds +>carpetbombing the shit out of many great emulation/rom sites that had gone untouched for years + + +Hope that helps +--- 634504547 +>>634504443 +So now DirectX and Win32 was made by Valve? +And Valve supports developers using these too? +--- 634504568 +>>634492662 +>if you're making fan content for a game, don't actually use any content or characters from that game +--- 634504581 +>>634504486 +>Piracy is literally stealing +>Pirate one Nintendo game +>Ctrl-c, Ctrl-v one billion times on hard drive array +>Nintendo goes bankrupt and just disappears like in shitty movies when you time travel and kill someone's parents +--- 634504627 +>>634504547 +Steamworks, all their APIs, proton +--- 634504639 +>>634504437 +Other than maybe like metal slug I don't think I've ever actually pirated something I never owned at one point. Maybe some shitty sims dlc? +--- 634504641 +>>634504486 +I'll run off your shitty analogy and apply the study that found piracy beneficial to video game sales. + +>niggers steal food +>niggers enjoy food +>niggers tell non-niggers about how good the food is +>word of mouth spreads +>sales increase because not everyone is a food stealing nigger. +--- 634504645 +>>634504568 +>I can't make my own Metroid sprites, I copy them from Nintendo +>and copy level design too +>noooo, it's my game, not Nintendo's IP +Games that don't blatantly copy Nintendo IPs can even be sold w/o problems. +>noooo, I want to create a free version of this Metroid game +>why the fuck does Nintendo stop me from doing so???? +--- 634504647 +>>634504486 +More like + +>be restaurant owner +>offer a client a meal +>client instead chooses to have that exact same meal at home + +Piracy isn't stealing because nothing is actually stolen. +--- 634504653 +>>634504547 +Valve provides so much that even Tim "it's on me lads" Sweeney copes and seethes and uses it (while somehow complaining) +--- 634504698 +>>634504510 +>>limited time games (all stars & mario 35) +>>amiibos artificial scarcity combined with nintendo games asking for amiibos +These are the only true ones that affect customers. +Nintendo since then haven't done any more limited time games and amiibos do nothing nowadays compared to the Iwata era +--- 634504701 +>>634504581 +If everyone is a nigger, you create Africa. +and that's already the case for PC gaymers. +Where are all the PC exclusives gone, huh? +--- 634504713 +>>634504647 +i dont care about piracy but you don't remake the entire game at home. +--- 634504716 +>>634504486 +>Digital(unlimited) vs Food (limited) analogy +What's next? "Would you download a car"? +--- 634504761 +>>634504641 +>and apply the study that found piracy beneficial to video game sales. +You know that study was suppressed because there was no actual means of proving it as true, right? +--- 634504763 +>>634504645 +No one says that their fangames are their original games and not nintendo's IP, all fangames and mods give credit. Also nintendo are the only ones getting buttblasted over people actually being passionate about their products and wanting to express the love through fangames, fanmods and videos, while companies like Sega actually shoutout fans and hire them to do stuff for them +--- 634504765 +>>634504713 +If st replicators the existed then kinda. That's what happens with data +--- 634504771 +>>634504647 +>he just stole the recepee and the meal and copied it at home, +>HA, FUCK THAT COOK +>btw. please donate to this shitcoin address if you like my totally legit copy +>what the fuck? +>I didn't get any money out of this!!! +Niggers +I hate niggers. +--- 634504803 +>>634503636 +Doesn't mean they aren't going to try. +--- 634504834 +>>634504698 +>These are the only true ones that affect customers. + +No, every single one of that points affects customers. +--- 634504856 +>>634504716 +>food is limited +Nope. +--- 634504897 +>>634504765 +Do they exist? +--- 634504937 +>>634504763 +>I GAVE YOU CREDIT +>Okay, I got donations for your IP, but that doesn't make it illegal +Don't use Nintendo characters, create your own, there you can even make legit money that way +--- 634504960 +>>634504761 +It was suppressed because it ran counter to what the game publishers were claiming for years. Of course they want that study to go away. +--- 634504993 +>>634504856 +>You can just ctrl+c to create more food as well! +Who the fuck are you? JESUS? +--- 634505034 +>>634491875 +>comparing pirating from your favourite video game company to killing hundreds of thousands +why are nintendies so emotional? +also +>m-muh thief +not illegal in my country lmao get fucked nigger +--- 634505039 +>>634488395 +Piss off, third worlder +--- 634505053 +>>634504763 +>No one says that their fangames are their original games +And yet they try to make money off of it and claim that they're real games. Something any company including Sega would take down. +>while companies like Sega actually shoutout fans and hire them to do stuff for them +Not only is Sega irrelevant in the gaming space but you're using one instance from nearly six years ago spearheaded by someone they hired to deal with ports. Its not a regular occurrence either seeing as they haven't made a Mania 2. +Also Sega is almost irrelevant in the gaming space needing just about every good piece of publicity they can get. +--- 634505062 +>>634504993 +>I can't create more food +>that would mean a bit of work +So you are lazy. +Got it. +>AND I WANT TO GET PAID FOR WORK +Found the negro +--- 634505068 +>>634504993 +>picrel: Jesus doing piracy +See? Even Jesus supports it! +--- 634505076 +Fuck Nintendo +--- 634505128 +>>634504993 +>baker creates bread out of nothing +>how did you do that???? +>are you jesus???? +--- 634505203 +>>634504510 +Half of those are basically "I hate this but I must consume" tier of complains. +--- 634505237 +>>634504803 +They will because they're out of touch with modern society +--- 634505262 +>>634504510 +>joycon drift never fixed and instead you're expected to pay for a fucking controller +You know you can get your joycons fixed for free yeah? It’s barely advertised, but it exists +--- 634505312 +>>634505262 +They finally did acknowledge it after like 5 years. Good on them. Lots of lost time and their crying. +--- 634505387 +>>634505128 +>>634505062 +How disingenuous can you faggots be? It is a digital product, so it can be replicated only with ctrl+c and ctrl+v instead of something that requires a lot of work and raw material to be replicated, like food. You can't use both as analogy because one is LITERALLY INFINITE and the other is limited to materials. +Your NFT will never be real, cryptobros. Go download a car. +--- 634505438 +>>634488748 +I 100% believe once the world enters the cyberpunk era Nintendo will absolutely just start killing people that leak their games but they will deny that they were involved in the matter. +--- 634505460 +>>634488295 (OP) +>multinational companies having so much pull a person goes to literal jail +--- 634505475 +>>634505387 +>just let me replicate these private photos +>just let me replicate your money +PC stops supporting Ctrl-C+V, because of negros +>WTF +--- 634505490 +>>634504834 +>No, every single one of that points affects customers +No they don't. +Fangames have nothing to do with them +Joycons can be repaired for free by Nintendo or cheaper alternatives can be purchased from third parties. +Soundtracks can be found everywhere including YouTube on non monetized channels. +Mini consoles and Amiibo selling out isn't artifical scarcity by any stretch of the imagination. +"Major game annoyances" isn't even a complaint. +"Drip feeding" isn't applicable to that situation. +No remaster is 70 and unless they're major rehauls they're usually sold below the standard price even in Europe in fact looking for prices I also found out that the physical version goes for £30 in the UK now. +Refunds are incredibly easy to get if you aren't afraid of talking to people +And rom sites have nothing to do with them. + +Any more questions? +--- 634505506 +>>634505262 +There's been a campaign of missinformation in Europe (I'm assuming he's from there since he uses euro) where they've painted Nintendo as the first company that admitted they've been purposely fucking up joycons. +--- 634505542 +>>634503754 +it's literally the walmart situation where most products but sunscreen were locked "for some reason" +--- 634505550 +>>634505262 +Wow! And why not remove it entirely and make controllers that aren't chink plastic shit? Oh yeah, nintendo. + +>>634504937 +>>634505053 + +Cope more. Nintendys are so fucking stupid. Fanworks are entirely legal as long as they're freeware, proper credit is given and they don't compete with actual products. Again, nintendo and their cultists are the only ones who hate the concept of fans doing anything else than just consuming product and actually wanting to create fan media about the stuff they like. +--- 634505551 +>>634488295 (OP) +Should have just paid the 60 dollars for the game, bitch. Good riddance. +--- 634505553 +>>634504960 +>It was suppressed because it ran counter to what the game publishers were claiming for years +No, anon, it was suppressed because there was no evidence supporting the claim. +--- 634505558 +>>634488802 +I only played OOT and MM. +What else is there worth playing? It's all trash. +--- 634505603 +>>634505550 +>Fanworks +>let's copy these digital assets plus levels +>freeware +>hurr durr just grabbing donations +--- 634505627 +>>634504763 +Sega doesn't care because they don't have a competitive product and they're able to let the fans do the work and charge them for it. + +>>634505550 +Tell me more about Capcom removing mods +--- 634505631 +nintendo is run by old men who wish they could be as creative as they were in their prime and keep releasing fun games but they leave the actual business operations to the most stringent and hardcore managers and lawyers who probably have zero interest in the state of the industry beyond what their investors tell them and with making sure Nintendo continues to run smoothly without any outside interference or volatility, even from their criticism. Miyamoto probably doesn't even know that their lawyers are trigger happy. +--- 634505687 +>>634505475 +>>How disingenuous can you faggots be? +KEK, still acting like you don't understand... +--- 634505770 +>>634488295 (OP) +Only source of this is the hacker himself. Doubt. +--- 634505794 +>>634505475 +You sound like a NFTbro. +--- 634505797 +>>634488395 +>>634492652 +KYS subhuman resetera tranny +--- 634505832 +>>634505550 +>Fanworks are entirely legal as long as they're freeware, proper credit is given and they don't compete with actual products. +No, fangames aren't technically allowed period. Also competition doesn't just mean selling against it a fangame can also compete with a game if it becomes big in public eye. +And what do Nintendo journalists and fangames creators do? Plaster it over the Internet with headlines like +>THE GAME NINTENDO WON'T MAKE +>IT'S BETTER THAN NINTENDO +>NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN +Not to mention any ads or money earned through ads, patreon, YouTube etc. + +Funnily enough you don't see anyone do this with Sonic fangames despite the fact that the sonic fangame community is the only one that rivals the Nintendo community. +It's almost as if you Nintendo fans can't help yourself. +--- 634505842 +>>634505631 +It's really sad +--- 634505878 +>Ctrl+F "fpbp" +> More than 0 results +Why the fuck do they like it here so much? Why won't they go back? +--- 634505903 +>>634505687 +>those nude photos of my gf were digital, so it was okay that you "replicated them" onto the internet +>no damage done, hurr durr +--- 634505954 +>>634505794 +>why the fuck do I have less and less control over my PC +>I know +>it's these honest people that still buy games +--- 634505969 +>>634505631 +>beyond what their investors tell them +Anon, if they cared about what their investors said they wouldn't be making video games now. Instead they're currently doing what you think n they n aren't. +--- 634505998 +>>634488395 +Go back to resetera disgusting faggot +--- 634506023 +>>634505998 +>>634505797 +I'm trans btw +--- 634506025 +>>634505832 +If Nintendo, especially Game Freak, is so worried about fangames overshadowing their real games, maybe, you know, MAKE BETTER GAMES? +Man, Capcom literally made a fangame official because they liked the game (Megaman vs Street Fighter), they're not worried about the fangames doing better than them. +--- 634506094 +>>634505490 +>No they don't. +>Fangames have nothing to do with them + +"Wow, I really liked this game! Wish I could play some cool fangames of this game... nevermind, thats illegal." +>Joycons can be repaired for free by Nintendo or cheaper alternatives can be purchased from third parties. +Wow, how fucking gracious! Why not actually FIX these cheap chink plastic pieces of trash so you don't need to beg for a fix? +>Soundtracks can be found everywhere including YouTube on non monetized channels. +(Soundtracks get copyright striked) +>Mini consoles and Amiibo selling out isn't artifical scarcity by any stretch of the imagination. +Sick revisionism. I mean, all amiibos and mini consoles are CLEARLY very easy to acquire, right??? +>"Major game annoyances" isn't even a complaint. +Retard. +>"Drip feeding" isn't applicable to that situation. +Retard. +>No remaster is 70 and unless they're major rehauls they're usually sold below the standard price even in Europe in fact looking for prices I also found out that the physical version goes for £30 in the UK now. +Uh huhn +>Refunds are incredibly easy to get if you aren't afraid of talking to people +Sure. +>And rom sites have nothing to do with them. +Dozens of old games are unplayable unless you somehow get an old console with catriges (which will be expensive especially when they get treated as "collectors items" especislly with rarer games) and nintendo is retarded at supporting them without reselling them at stupid prices, linking them to the fucking online, making them limited time or making full price remakes. Then they also have a hate boner for ROM sites becuase they hate the concept of people DOWNLOADING games that... they can't even buy anymore. +--- 634506131 +>>634488295 (OP) +This has nothing to do with the TOTK leak you dumb retard. Learn to read before posting garbage. +--- 634506173 +>>634505903 +>Talking about using food as an analogy for digital products is wrong. Ask to use something else. +>"Ah... well, this? This unrelated thing? This is illegal, you know!?" +Goalpost status: moved. +--- 634506178 +>>634506023 +Really? No wonder you sound like a deranged leftist. Trannies are mentally ill. +--- 634506192 +>>634505832 +>No, fangames aren't technically allowed period + +And yet the only people who have a problem with them are crusty gook boomers literally still living in the 80's and their cultists who will pay for fucking cardboard. Huh. +--- 634506219 +>>634488395 +FPBP +--- 634506345 +>>634506094 +What the fuck do you mean you dumb faggot? There are plenty of Nintendo fanmade games out there that never get taken down because the creators aren't dumb enough to monetize them. Dumb nigger. +--- 634506401 +>>634488395 +Fippy bippy +--- 634506461 +>>634506131 +This. /v/ is full of low IQ mouth breathers. +--- 634506482 +>>634488395 +This but unironically +--- 634506629 +>>634488395 +Just built a PC with a 4070ti and a i7-13700K. How do I into emulation? +--- 634506640 +>>634506025 +>Game Freak, is so worried about fangames overshadowing their real games, maybe, you know, MAKE BETTER GAMES? +Game Freak is a small indie company and can't compete with fangames devs with better resources than they have! It would be unfair! +PLEASE UNDERSTAND! ONEGAISHIMASU! +--- 634506714 +>>634506025 +>If Nintendo, especially Game Freak, is so worried about fangames overshadowing their real games, maybe, you know, MAKE BETTER GAMES? +Ignoring the fact that they actually have to create the assets while fangames often just take theirs and reshuffle it, Nintendo fangames are usually abject trash because they aren't being made with the same passion as the sonic fangames, compare AM2R to Sonic Before/After the sequel and you'll see what I mean. +But the point is, that doesn't stop the game from being pushed into the public eye either way especially where journos are concerned because they're simply driven by a hatred of Nintendo more than anything else after they cut them out with directs. + +>Capcom literally made a fangame official because they liked the game (Megaman vs Street Fighter) +And they never promoted a fangame since and have DMCA'd several others, in fact I'm 2017, MMvSF was 2012 so quite some time after, they took down a ton of SF5 mods. +More recently in 2021 they took down an EXE fan remake. +Last year they took down the Fan remakes for Resi 1 and Veronica. + + +>they're not worried about the fangames doing better than them. +It's not about them doing better, it never has been. Capcom and Nintendo both make vastly superior games to fan game creators but that doesn't change the fact that they can detract from anything they tend to release and in the case of Nintendo the most common fangames also tend to be the ones that release fairly consistently like pokemon. +--- 634506719 +Prison should only be for crimes involving physical violence. All other crimes should just be a fine. +--- 634506734 +>>634504993 +If we could distribute our excess food to the needy, we would solve world hungers. But companies would rather throw it away, than change their wasteful practices, or feed the needy. +If we handed every car sitting in a lot to those in need, no one would be without transportation. +If we took all the houses hoarded by banks, and filled them with the needy, then no one would be homeless. + +The point is: We have an abundance of resources. Our food is "limited", strictly in the most literal sense, which is a useless notion. Because practically speaking, we can feed everyone. +--- 634506845 +>>634506719 +What happens when a criminal doesn't pay the fine? What are you going to do? Threaten them with more fines? +--- 634506854 +>>634506178 +I don't want to fuck your axe wound, sorry. +--- 634506889 +>>634506845 +You automatically take it out of their wages/salary. +--- 634507004 +>>634506854 +What does that mean even mean? Take meds like the mentally ill tranny you are. +--- 634507065 +>>634488889 +And I thank nintendo for the free games +--- 634507106 +>>634496521 +Well there's no denying that Bongistan also has a shit justice system. +--- 634507113 +>>634506734 +So... it doesn't matter if it's digital or real products, companies are assholes? +--- 634507125 +>>634506094 +>Wow, I really liked this game! Wish I could play some cool fangames of this game... nevermind, thats illegal." +Nothing to do with customers. +>Why not actually FIX these cheap chink plastic pieces of trash +They clearly are if they're offering a fix also they can't command the people who create analog stick parts, it's also why a lot of other products have had terrible stick drift since gen 8 but you probably forgot the major complaints about the ds4 and xbox elite controller. +The fact that they're even offering free repairs is more than anyone else is doing. +>Soundtracks get copyright striked +If they're monetized in reality I can just go on YouTube and just search for a Nintendo song with ease +https://youtu.be/cvTb1VgABw8 [Embed] +From one of the hundreds of uploaders who didn't foolishly monetise their channel +>all amiibos and mini consoles are CLEARLY very easy to acquire +Nowadays? Yes. +>Dozens of old games are unplayable +Gross exaggeration especially where Nintendo games are concerned since they regularly rerelease games in some form or fashion if it warrants it. +Most games that are "lost" are third party titles that have nothing to do with Nintendo and have been lost because the developer was careless and deleted the original version, looking at you square. +--- 634507274 +>>634507125 +Upvoted. +--- 634507302 +>>634488889 +>>634507065 +I would trade getting free games with just me saying if I liked it or not on Twitter. +--- 634507338 +>>634506192 +>And yet the only people who have a problem with them are crusty gook boomers literally still living in the 80's +Anon, fangames are taken down all the time time. You only hear about the Nintendo ones because journalists want you to see them in a bad light. + +God you Nintendo fans are fucking morons. +--- 634507351 +>>634506173 +>food, is not a legal analogy +Why not? +Unlimited food, easy to copy. +--- 634507412 +>>634506734 +you cant solve world hunger by feeding the niggers +they will just breed more and more +how are you going to feed a trillion niggers with "excess food" +--- 634507460 +>>634488295 (OP) +>piracy is illegal +>people doesnt care +>Nintendo catch someone +>Nintendo bad cus they sue criminals +>:O Surprised Pikachu Face +--- 634507529 +>>634506845 +rape him every day +--- 634507547 +>>634488295 (OP) +>>Some hacker tries to leak totk and Nintendo ruins his life +lol you illiterate mofos told me it was "modding" related. this guy was making money off switch piracy. yeah fuck him. it's not the same as spoiling a game or modding a game. he was straightforwardly stealing. pls tell me why im supposed to be sad about a complete moron that ignored a cease and desist and carried on with making money off stolen games. bottom tier IQ moron. +--- 634507559 +>>634503992 +>a person should get their entire life ruined by a greedy company because he spoiled a VIDEO GAME +holy shit sort your priorities you mentally ill mongoloid +--- 634507681 +>>634507412 +stop fishing their oceans empty +--- 634507736 +>>634507559 +People should have their lives ruined for any major crime to be honest. +I mean, you're seeing it as +>LMAO JUST A GAEM +Depending on how they got it that's a data breach. + +Not that it matters since the hacker was selling switch mod shit. +--- 634507761 +>>634507351 +NTA, but making food is more difficult than copying a computer file (not just the preparation process, but also getting the raw material). Also, food is a one-time consumable, you consume it and then you have to make more of it. Digital goods can be reused as many times as you like without wearing out over time. +--- 634507812 +>>634507761 +>it depends on how much work +False. +Try to copy a Denuvo gaem +Making a bit of food is way easier +>work +>I WANT TO GET PAID +fuck off, negro +--- 634507851 +>>634507547 +Modifying consoles should not be a life ruining crime +--- 634507879 +>>634507761 +>and then you have to make more of it +Making food: +- takes a few minutes, up to a few hours +Making a gaem +- takes up to 10 fucking years + +The pirate scum shows that he is very low IQ +>you can't steel food +A true nigger steals food as well, because a true nigger doesn't fear consequences. +You however do, which makes you a hypocrite. +--- 634507898 +>>634507736 +hope Nintendo sees this bro +--- 634507942 +>>634507812 +>>I WANT TO GET PAID +No, you pick cotton for me now, nig. + +See, cotton is free now too. +--- 634507950 +>>634507812 +>Making a bit of food is way easier +Anon, it takes a lot more time to create a sustainable farm than to crack denuvo. +Heck, raising a single animal to eat takes years. +--- 634507969 +>>634507879 +you haven't cooked once in your 12 years of being alive +--- 634508075 +>>634507559 +>a person should get their entire life ruined +>by a greedy company +>because he spoiled a VIDEO GAME +yes. wtf you mouth breathing retard how are we even discussing this. i don't give a fuck about "le greedy company". the guy STOLE VALUE FROM ME by spoiling the game. ideally i'd like to break their teeth but prison is also good. get fucked terminally online retards who thought hiding behind a keyboard had no consequences. +--- 634508115 +>>634489060 +lol +>fan game shutdowns +You cant release game with copyright name, even if its free +>fan mods shutdowns +Nintendo wants to keep their game close to original, all mods are illegal because Nintendo doesnt allow to mod their games +>fan channel copyright strikes +fan channel pls, pointcrow channel is controlled by his company and he didnt ask Nintendo about making videos about their games +nintendo content guidelines are only for individual players +even vtubers ask nintendo if they can stream games but pointcrow never did it and he can cry now, fuck him +tl;dr +Nintendo try to defend their IP +They doing it for years but people forget it and still try to fight with them. +Good im only player and I dont care about streamers or patreon creators +Its funny for me because american brands doing same, like Apple but nobody care that much about it. +--- 634508160 +>>634488395 +Nintendo games are so shitty they aren't even worth playing. +--- 634508163 +>>634508115 +Modding games isn't illegal +--- 634508197 +>>634489060 +>removing game soundtracks with no way of listening to them officially anyway except for limited edition CDs only sold in Japan +This has always baffled me. What’s the point? +--- 634508207 +>>634507969 +>my food takes 5 years to cook +--- 634508227 +>>634508075 +always knew Vergilfags were underage thanks for confirming it +--- 634508228 +>>634508115 +>Its funny for me because american brands doing same, like Apple but nobody care that much about it. +Literally everyone does it but /v/ only cares when it's Nintendo. This board has a genuine unhealthy hatred of them. +--- 634508238 +>>634507879 +Wait, aren't we talking about analogies here and how is it not okay to use an analogy for something if that thing doesn't fit the analogy? +I don't know how you two can insinuate that I'm a pirate and a nigger if I've just arrived. +Jesus, you guys are obsessed. +--- 634508249 +>>634508197 +Artificial scarcity and Nintendo doesn't understand anything except current year minus 15 years +--- 634508268 +>>634507851 +>Modifying consoles should not be a life ruining crime +nibba you can't ESL your way out of this. modifying in this case is piracy. the guy stole. i don't give a fuck it was nintendo. he made money and he was dumb enough to KEEP doing it despite given a chance to stop. he was a bottom tier retard. +--- 634508279 +>>634508197 +>wow, so complicated to get shit from Japan +It's actually trivial. +>why do western consoomers only stream music and not buy CDs??? +>why does Nintendo only sell CDs in Japan, where the customers aren't retarded and still want to own shit???? +--- 634508291 +>>634488395 +Absolutely this. They're still on the mentality that the industry will crash instantly if anyone even looks at their IPs the wrong way. It's not 1983 anymore and all the retards they convinced to mindlessly defend them while they sell them broken, run of the mill games at full price on a 7 year old tablet need to wake the fuck up. +--- 634508325 +>>634508268 +After a c&d sure, but it should still not be illegal if it's just hardware modifications +--- 634508337 +>>634508227 +zero arguments. +--- 634508350 +>>634508238 +Food takes a little bit of time to make +Gaems take 1+ years up to 10 fucking years, you fucking hobo homo + +Gaems +>gibs me dat +Food +>noooo, you can't steel!!! +--- 634508397 +>>634508163 +>Modding games isn't illegal +Depends on devs, Nintendo doesnt allow mods on internet. They think its bad for their games +So its illegal + +You can mod it at your home for yourself but thats all. +--- 634508409 +>>634508197 +Western distribution for music is, complicated. +You have to give up some of your rights to the distributor. + +I suppose they could put it up on Spotify like some developers have but eh diff --git a/v/634489123.txt b/v/634489123.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..01999ea249ed5ba5cd7809f4570420ee72d127b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634489123.txt @@ -0,0 +1,336 @@ +----- +--- 634489123 +Zigzagoon +--- 634489240 +>>634489123 (OP) +love this lil dude +--- 634489278 +>>634489123 (OP) +Christ. I remember my sociopath mom doing this to our cat for fun. I gave my cat away to a friend so it could have a better home and told my mom it ran away. The bitch just got another one. She would always say "animals don't have feelings, relax." +--- 634489503 +>>634489278 +Based mom, she's just like me fr. +--- 634492153 +>>634489123 (OP) +nigga just turn your head sideways, tf u doin +--- 634492674 +>>634489123 (OP) +;W; +--- 634492912 +>>634489123 (OP) +Is there a followup where he's got those laundry clips stuck to his cock and balls? +--- 634492929 +>>634489278 +>She would always say "animals don't have feelings, relax." +She was right. When a bear holds you down and takes bites out of you until you bleed out, it doesn't think +>oh man, this poor feller, i didn't have any anesthesia with me +Remember that the coloring books with happy animal drawings aren't real and that "nature" wants you dead. +--- 634493003 +>>634492929 +What an absolutely psychotic response. Nobody was fucking talk about wild bear maulings you fucking schizo. +--- 634493016 +>>634492929 +bears aren't cats retard +--- 634494129 +>>634492929 +>Remember that the coloring books with happy animal drawings aren't real and that "nature" wants you dead. +I now feel reinvigorated at the idea of raping my goldfish, thanks. +--- 634495154 +ziggy a cute +--- 634495532 +>>634489123 (OP) +you WILL learn cut +you WILL learn rock smash +you WILL learn surf +and you WILL like it +--- 634495753 +best regional normal shitmon +--- 634496198 +>>634492929 +If animals don't have feelings then why does that guy's mom (and many others) enjoy making them suffer? They obviously show signs of distress and those with vocal capacity will howl/screech/scream in pain when tortured. +I can't say I don't care at all about the animal but I care much more about what kind of person tortures another living thing for fun. To derive pleasure from another's misery is to be lower than an animal for you know the suffering you inflict upon another and revel in it, unlike a wild beast which acts upon only instinct for the seeking of food or self-preservation. +--- 634496380 +>>634496198 +>If animals don't have feelings then why does that guy's mom (and many others) enjoy making them suffer? +Because they are evil and should be put down. No, they are not whatever psychologist jargon people want to use and need therapy and drugs and whatever else. They are evil and they should not be alive. +--- 634498817 +>>634496380 +Based. +--- 634498896 +>>634495532 +>Infinite Fusion includes items so you don't have to keep these moves +Checkmate faggots. +--- 634499126 +>Animal specifically domesticated over thousands of years to be a companion for humans +>Reliant on you for care +>Go out of your way to bring one into your home +>Torture it +The only explanation is a lack of basic humanity. I don't believe in something like a soul, but I do believe some people lack the basic, intrinsic feelings of what's right and what's wrong. I don't know that people like that can be fixed. +--- 634499704 +>>634493003 +>>634493016 +>my peterino wouldn't do THAT! +Next time a cat jumps on your chest and probes it with it's paws remember that it's looking for weak spots. They sometimes do that while you're sleeping. +You retards actually trust your fucking cats to not eat your corpse after you die. Maybe intelligence really is a detrimental trait, at least for some of us. Christians without a god are more disgusting than atheists or bona fide religious people. + +>>634496198 +>If animals don't have feelings +They don't, they're just automatons that evolved to react in certain ways to stimuli, that's why when you take the stimuli away you can end up fucking them up royally for generations. Just look at the mouse utopia experiments. +>why does that guy's mom (and many others) enjoy making them suffer? +Same reason some people enjoy growing bonsai trees or throwing pebbles on lakes and seeing them skip. +>They obviously show signs of distress and those with vocal capacity will howl/screech/scream in pain when tortured +Plants and trees also show signs of distress but you can't hear them. Look around your room. There's probably more than one piece of furniture made out of trees. Should we now forbid furniture manufacturers from making products? because trees scream in pain when you cut them? +>I can't say I don't care at all about the animal but I care much more about what kind of person tortures another living thing for fun +Because you're concerned that that type of person might come for you, not because you care about animals. The main revulsion towards cruel people comes from a concern for your own safety, which is good. Let's not pretend to be holier than others though. +>To derive pleasure from another's misery is to be lower than an animal +It's not lower, it's more complex. Some animals play with their prey also. You have a misshapen view of the world thanks to Disney movies which project familial sentiments on unthinking beasts. You're a mental child. +--- 634499769 +>>634489123 (OP) +>>634489503 +>>634492929 +>>634496380 +>>634498817 +>>634499704 +>t. retarded samefagging niggers +--- 634499848 +>>634499769 +There there anon, everything will be alright. The voices are now gone. +--- 634499920 +>>634499769 +shiiit nigga, you found me out... +--- 634501750 +>>634492929 +>>634499704 +>>634499848 +--- 634501921 +>>634499920 +>reply isn't (You) +ngmi +--- 634502187 +>>634493003 +psychotic website +--- 634502195 +>>634499704 +edgy +--- 634502362 +>>634499704 +The world would unironically be better without people like you in it. +--- 634502448 +>>634499704 +tl;dr +--- 634502515 +>>634492929 +The truth is we don't even know if most people have feelings, we're only guessing. + +They could just be throwing the emotions we want to see back at society without actually ever feeling anything. +--- 634502650 +>>634496198 +people are shitty and can come up with shitty excuses for their behavior and lack of empathy for anything. +--- 634502974 +>>634499704 +You're mostly right, nature is uncaring and cruel and your cat would literally eat you if you were smaller than it, or wouldn't care about your existence had you not been a source of food and shelter, yada yada, but personally while I understand after a day of butchering that if some predator caught this duck it wouldn't care how much it was screaming while eating it legs first, I still would rather chop its head off and watch it die fast instead of slitting its throat and watching it desperately thrash around in panic and despair. They do feel negative stimuli, as in they are capable of sufering seeing as it's a survival necessity, and it makes me distressed when they are put through said suffering. I'm no saint, but I, perhaps even selfishly, do not want to make a creature suffer more than the bare minimum it needs to. +--- 634502982 +>>634499704 +Why would an animal play with its prey if it's nothing more than an "automaton"? +--- 634503269 +>>634496198 +>has never seen cats, dolphins, bears hunt +Animals absolutely derive pleasure from the suffering of others. The world is not a Disney movie. Leave your basement. +--- 634503362 +>>634502448 +>tl;dr +Idiots think cartoons are reality. + +>>634502515 +That is certainly true of narcissists and psychopathic narcissists. They're only mirrors of whoever they temporarily attach themselves to. "Feelings" is such a one dimensional concept too. What differentiates humans from animals is thinking, not feelings. Animals work on gut reactions aka feelings, which work most of the time when you're dealing with stable, predictable environments/situations such as other animals and weather patterns. +Sure, sometimes the wolf is faster and it rips the rabbit's throat open, but then there's the faster rabbit that survives and has more offspring. That's the balance of nature. +Thinking however involves having multiple versions of yourself(in your head) dying over and over while you're trying to outsmart animals and the environment and other people too. It's infinite in it's complexity and power to overcome predictable patterns, which is why today you can go to a zoo and poke sticks through bars on the other side of which is a tiger that can kill 10 people in the blink of an eye. The human brain is what throws the balance of nature out the window, and it's based on predicting and living in the future instead of the present. + +>>634502974 +>I still would rather chop its head off and watch it die fast instead of slitting its throat and watching it desperately thrash around in panic and despair. +Feline predators go for the throat first as well and instantly kill their prey. This isn't out of empathy or care for their prey, it's just because it is more advantageous to conserve energy rather than spending it. Remember that any wildlife is playing the game of fortnite/dayZ/PUBG from birth till death and conserving energy is more important than anything else even than getting food. + +>>634502982 +>Why would an animal play with its prey if it's nothing more than an "automaton"? +Display of power, if the animal is hierarchical. That's one possibility. +--- 634503451 +>>634503269 +>Animals absolutely derive pleasure from the suffering of others. +Chimpanzees come to mind. Two or three chimps under the king chimp will sometimes band up and remove his fingers, genitals, eyes and take bites out of their face if the leading chimp mistreats them, which is a threat to their survival and/or reproductive chances. +--- 634503903 +>>634496198 +They don't feel like we do. Take a dog for example. Everything it is hurt it's like it had been hurt for the first time. Animals are just personification of the present moment. That's why people take so much pleasure in domestic pets. +--- 634504063 +>>634499704 +>You retards actually trust your fucking cats to not eat your corpse after you die +why the fuck should I be worried about my cat eating me or not when i'm fucking DEAD +What the fuck is it supposed to do? It's an indoor cat with no possibility of going outside, should it just starve? +--- 634504143 +>>634504063 +A dog would have learned to open the door, fetch help, get food, turn off the stove after I'm done cooking and lay forever by your side. +--- 634504282 +>>634503362 +No, it's true in general. + +You can't prove that people actually feel or think anything beyond what they've observed other people doing, if you feed a machine lines of code it's gonna give you a predictable output, most people work this way, it's why shit like war works on all levels, if you can get people to fight for a cause and get enough people all rallied around that same cause they'll go against every interest they have just to achieve something they never really cared about in the first place. +--- 634504337 +>>634504063 +>why the fuck should I be worried about my cat eating me or not when i'm fucking DEAD +Because it is indicative of it not having human behaviors and thus disqualifying it from being deserving of human empathy. You _can_ be empathetic to that cat if you want to virtue signal on anonymous Cambodian basket weaving boards like this one, or if you want to impress your lady friend in hopes of getting laid or proving yourself capable of taking care of infants, but pretending you wouldn't eat your pet if there was a famine going is a little bit . . hypocritical. +>What the fuck is it supposed to do? +Would you eat your mother if she died? +--- 634504428 +>>634503362 +>Feline predators go for the throat first as well and instantly kill their prey. This isn't out of empathy or care for their prey, it's just because it is more advantageous to conserve energy rather than spending it. Remember that any wildlife is playing the game of fortnite/dayZ/PUBG from birth till death and conserving energy is more important than anything else even than getting food. +Dunno how the cats do it, but the way we do it is just slit it and wait for it to bleed out while keeping it restrained, they thrash a lot, and sometimes if you leave one alone before it stops moving for good - it'll get up and run away before finally collapsing some meters away from their death spot. I reckon cats maul their prey, we just bleed our food out to keep the meat in a good intact shape. Either way, they do not die instantly with our methodology, and it just personally bothers me. +--- 634504532 +>>634504337 +>but pretending you wouldn't eat your pet if there was a famine going is a little bit . . hypocritical. +I absolutely would and I were starving. The same with my mother. If there literally was no other way of getting food, then yeah, I would eat both my cat and my mom. Anyone would do that. Hell, it has happened countless of times before in human history. +--- 634505419 +>>634504282 +>You can't prove that people actually feel or think anything beyond what they've observed other people doing +You can prove it but you can't be one that has a solipsistic world view. If that were the case, right now i'd be having conversations with myself on this forum, so it's a no-go start for anything. What you're saying is true in the sense that you can't prove that others think or feel reality in the same way you do, so we're all going on faith here. There is no other way. Also, it's probably true that we're all real due to how we can exchange information that is unknowable to others and build a model of the world that works all the time, i.e. technology and science. +>if you feed a machine lines of code it's gonna give you a predictable output, most people work this way +>if you can get people to fight for a cause and get enough people all rallied +That's related to tribalism which is basically fight or flight system that's evolved in probably all animals currently alive, including humans. Still, what i wrote earlier is a better way of thinking about predicting future behaviors rather than throwing your hands up in the air and pretending you're the only sentient being in existence. That's not very useful. + +>>634504532 +>The same with my mother. +You wouldn't eat your mother, it would be too much. You'd eat your children however. The Holodomor comes to mind. +But yes, i'm glad we agree that animals aren't as important as people. While torturing them is a pointless waste of energy it is indicative of future behaviors that may be detrimental to the group, +--- 634505673 +The legal punishment for animal abuse should be to have whatever you did to the animal done to you. Declaw cats? Get your fingers cut off at the joints. Neglect your pet? Locked in a tiny room with your own shit and piss and fed rotting scraps once every couple of days. Run a puppy farm? Raped daily. +--- 634505745 +>>634505673 +This post has been written by someone who has never been punched in the face or a troll, wp, (You) deserve this. +--- 634505786 +>>634503269 +>lust provoking image +--- 634505809 +>>634505745 +>I should be able to abuse animals and only get a 50 dollar fine! +Never reply to me again, bugman. +--- 634505883 +>>634505786 +N8 is for hugs, not fugs. +--- 634506153 +>>634503903 +>Everything it is hurt it's like it had been hurt for the first time. Animals are just personification of the present moment. +A lot of animals, including dogs, definitely don't act like they're being "hurt the first time" every time they get hurt. +A dog will learn to avoid you raising your hand if you raise your hand to hit it often enough. +A dog will learn to avoid a person or thing it is hurt by often enough. +A dog will avoid a thing or person that is sees hurt another dog +--- 634506158 +>>634499126 +There's plenty of sociopaths, psychopaths, and low IQ bugmen around and they can't be fixed. +--- 634506162 +>>634505809 +I've never abused any animals nor do i intend to abuse animals because there is no gain. The reactions are predictable, and it would be like going to the beach and throwing sand in the wind. I have no issues with self esteem so i don't feel the need to dominate others, be they humans or unthinking beasts, the former because i think little of them, the latter because i am already superior to them. Having said that, if you equate beasts to humans by claiming that one should be punished for inflicting harm onto animals the same way that one should be punished for inflicting harm onto a human, that means you view yourself as an animal and i should take you as seriously as i do animals, which is not at all, for starters. There are few things more repulsive than idiots who defend animals that wouldn't think(heh) twice before mauling them to death. You're a Darwin award waiting to happen and i'm honestly glad that you don't think of yourself as human, it would be too insulting to be associated with you as being part of the same species. +--- 634506268 +Now this is a real /v/ thread +--- 634506273 +>>634505419 +I'm saying in general and most because I'm not solipsistic, I do think there are rational minds out there but that, for the most part, other people aren't doing things from a genuine inward impetus but mechanically. + +When someone chooses something it is because they were taught to choose it, not because they thought through each option carefully and considered the outcomes +>That's related to tribalism which is basically fight or flight system that's evolved in probably all animals currently alive, including humans. +No, you can get people to fight for multiple reasons if it were just tribalism then no one would ever die on completely foreign soil, for reasons they themselves can't fully explain. There's more then just war, there are cults, political groups, mass hysteria, advertising, social engineering, click bait, pop culture, our society has basically been built around no one being an individual and everyone being extremely predictable with little variation between each person. You know why each of these things is so controversial and scary? because they work and they work too well. +--- 634506327 +>>634506162 +You're hardly the ubermensch you think you are. +--- 634506528 +>>634506162 +>I'm 14 and this is deep +Mention me in your manifesto +--- 634507016 +>>634506273 +>for the most part, other people aren't doing things from a genuine inward impetus but mechanically. +You're right there, but most of the heavy lifting in the case of the dumbing down of society can be laid at the feet of those that steer it, for better or worse. +>When someone chooses something it is because they were taught to choose it +I'd put more weight on behavioral predispositions than you do. +>you can get people to fight for multiple reasons if it were just tribalism then no one would ever die on completely foreign soil, for reasons they themselves can't fully explain +>there are cults, political groups +I'd put that in the tribalism zipcode. +>mass hysteria, advertising, social engineering, click bait, pop culture +You're repeating yourself but i see your point. +>You know why each of these things is so controversial and scary? because they work and they work too well. +But they don't work on everyone. Still, i see your point again, regardless I'm inclined to not go full eugenics yet, i need more cowbell which doesn't come from the likes of Yuval Harari. + + +>>634506327 +I never said anything about being racially superior, you inferiority complex cretin. If you continue pretending to be or actually being retarded, i will have no qualms in declaring myself superior to you and you alone. Now scram with you worthless replies, go be with your animal friends, i trust you will be in good company. + +>>634506528 +>goldfish memory jumbled by unnecessarily verbose text +Shh, fish don't have access to keyboards. +--- 634507075 +>>634489123 (OP) +Audino! +--- 634507078 +>>634506162 +The strong are naturally inclined to protect the weak. You seem to think yourself superior but your attitudes betray your insecurity and lack of effective force in this world. Do you think there's a limit on compassion? Why do you equate wanting to protect a companion animal with devaluing humanity? The desire and ability to care for a "lesser beast" is one of the phenomena that defines our humanity. The fact you have no such drive, ironically, puts you in one of two positions, since you claim not to be a solipsist, which would be the third option: +>A weakling who has given up on such things because you live every day in terror of losing your life in some unlikely scenario. A wretched thing that clings to it's own life, sneering at those who are strong enough to protect their loved ones and the innocent while an emptiness gnaws and rots you from the inside out. +>An actual subhuman who lacks these basic human higher thought patterns and thinks of everything like a mindless beast would. An actual soulless hylic automaton driven by nothing more than your base urges. +Which is it? I truly pity you. I hope one day you look back on this with embarrassment after you have an opportunity to become something more than you currently are. +--- 634507108 +>>634506528 +trannies upended writing manifestos now +next one is going to just scribble a jak on their body +--- 634507438 +>>634506162 +I love reading stuff like this from retards who have never read a book in their life but still try to use flowery speech that shows how le intelligent they are. I think you need a role model who isn’t an anime villain, bud, +--- 634507493 +>>634506162 +don't slit your wrists with all that edge bro +--- 634507569 +>>634506162 +Was it autism? +--- 634507797 +>>634506162 +You talk like an edgy anime character. You sound like when you see people petting their dogs you have to contain your true power and think how lucky they are you don't unsheathe your katana +--- 634507862 +>>634507078 +>The strong are naturally inclined to protect the weak +Oh boy, someone forgot the virtue signal projector on, Batman's here. +>but your attitudes betray your insecurity and lack of effective force in this world +Go on. +>Do you think there's a limit on compassion? +Yes. Compassion that is limitless is stupidity. Compassion that is limitless is impossible as well. You have a circle of compassion that is focused on your family first, then goes out in circles, the further it is from you and yours the less it is. Also, compassion without backing is just empty words, which is why real compassion usually is finite due to you not being a God with omnipotence. Everything else is mental masturbation or virtue signaling. +>Why do you equate wanting to protect a companion animal with devaluing humanity? +Because animals aren't human, therefore associating the animal realm with humanity devalues humanity by implication. Religious people from eons ago had more wisdom than the average modern man, you being prime example here. +>The desire and ability to care for a "lesser beast" is one of the phenomena that defines our humanity. +What defines humanity is beyond me to assert but we can start by sticking to biology. Your "humanity" is a fickle notion that is dropped at the first sign of trouble because you don't have the conviction of your principles because they are memetic instead of lived. Try to stick to the wisdom of people who survived tougher times than you will ever see. +>The fact you have no such drive +I have a drive to defend my immediate family and that's it. You won't see me kicking puppies but you also won't see me caring for them, as much as i do for my immediate family and other people anyway. +I don't know where you copy pasted those two lines of greentext but i can assure you that you're no different from me in everything that i've said until now. When the chips are down, you will forget all these mental gymnastics you performed here. +--- 634507959 +WTF is this thread?! +--- 634508124 +>>634507959 +Edgy fat weeb who watches Naruto explaining what a beacon of masculinity and intelligence he is +--- 634508126 +>>634507438 +>>634507493 +>>634507569 +>>634507797 +People who think they are better than they really are. I'd say touch grass but you've probably touched too much grass in the safe garden of the 21st century. + +>>634507959 +>WTF is this thread?! +Some rando said that his mother used to have fun with their cat and he thought less of her. I started poking fun at the idea and these idiots came out of the woodwork defending imaginary animals. +--- 634508245 +>>634507862 +>tougher times +Buddy, I served. Two tours. One wasn't so bad. The other I don't talk to even my wife about. I kept my compassion, so did most of the guys I knew. It's your world view that's naive and doesn't hold up in the real world, not mine. The human spirit is resilient, and all of this "WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN EVERYONE IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES" is shit only the irreparably damaged or pathetically weak come out with to cope with their inadequacy. I'm sure you'll tell me how you're superior to me because you'd gladly watch a stranger die instead of trying to help them. Try it some time and see if you can sleep at night. +--- 634508314 +>>634508126 +>in the safe garden of the 21st century. +Not like you, strong survivalist of the post-apocalypse, hunting all your own food, living in the wild. They just don't understand your sheer strength. This Adonis of the wastes, humanity's only hope. +--- 634508426 +>>634507016 +I do not ascribe it to eugenics but rather social milestones that have never been reached but it is only through random chance that people don't seek out those milestones to begin with and then work through them. + +An easy one is God real, the question itself can have 3 answers, yes, no, I don't care. You can give any answer but how you reach that answer and how you grapple with the implications of that answer without external input and at what age determines whether or not you'll actually think things through later in life. + +Most people will just say "oh god's real" or "oh god's fake", or "I don't care" but when you question how they got to that answer they'll annswer "it just makes sense doesn't it?" like the answer is obvious, they're still substantially unthinking or unfeeling compared to someone that has seriously grappled with the question before. diff --git a/v/634489653.txt b/v/634489653.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d926f85bc18f01493cb66b80f3262b0a49bc1a0f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634489653.txt @@ -0,0 +1,120 @@ +----- +--- 634489653 +*BANG BANG* +>CAM ON ITSUNO +*BANG BANG* +>SHOW SOM FACKIN DD2 GAMEPLAY +*BANG BANG* +--- 634493064 +>>634489653 (OP) +>niggerball +--- 634493762 +>>634493064 +Whiter than nigger collision +--- 634493870 +>>634493762 +All sports fans have room temperature IQ. +--- 634493915 +>>634493870 +Imma stuff you in the locker +--- 634494009 +'ate queers +'ate pikeys +'ate pakis +'ate rugby +'ate catholics +'ate seagulls +'ate lefties +'ate muslims +'ate cider +'ate yanks +'ate frenchies +'ate huns +'ate dagos +'ate argies +'ate the EU + +Love me mam +Love me wife +Love football +Love pints + +Simple as +--- 634495704 +>'ate pawns made by nonces +>'ate managin me inventory +>luv me big 'ammer + +simple as +--- 634495764 +>>634495704 +BASED Norfrisen +--- 634499134 +>>634494009 +>(no' a raycis', jus' don't loik 'em) +--- 634499209 +>go to bitterblack isle +>hire a fighter/warrior pawn dressed as an eliminator +>hire another fighter/warrior pawn dressed as an eliminator +>be a shitty wizard spamming charged holy bolts while my two hired eliminators eliminate other eliminators +good times +--- 634501328 +>>634501239 +skill issue +--- 634501570 +>>634501239 +kek +--- 634501706 +>>634493064 +That's not a basketball court, muttanon. +--- 634503498 +>>634501239 +mkb shitters get what they deserve. +--- 634504712 +>>634501328 +i freaking hate racism +--- 634505018 +>>634489653 (OP) +>>634494009 +posting in a based thread +--- 634505149 +>>634489653 (OP) +--- 634505271 +>>634505149 +redshirt = "there won't be a Dragon's Dogma 2" morons when it was revealed +--- 634505537 +>>634494009 +based! +--- 634505624 +>>634494009 +'aye lad. +--- 634505659 +>>634489653 (OP) +Funny motherfucker +--- 634505720 +>>634505515 + +>No chicken salt + +You poor, poor Brits. Vinegar on hot chips is based though. +--- 634505958 +>>634489653 (OP) +I'd rather they didn't show anything until it released in a 100% completed state that wasn't rushed out due to deadlines. +--- 634506143 +>>634501239 +Skill issue +--- 634507518 +>>634494009 +on ya big baz +--- 634507643 +>>634505515 +wares the fukken sossij supper m8 +--- 634507821 +>>634505515 +corrrrrrrrrr, A2. Get in there, my son. +--- 634508242 +>>634493064 +Only the players are black, the fans are all LOV CORRIE! LOV DE KING! ATE PACKIES! SIMPLE AS +--- 634508317 +>>634505624 +This is like if Guy Richie and Wez Anderson had a baby diff --git a/v/634489837.txt b/v/634489837.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..98dfcecc802378ecb9dfb6963875c861c2d3fe38 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634489837.txt @@ -0,0 +1,130 @@ +----- +--- 634489837 +Finally, Engage is fixed. https://gamebanana.com/mods/438813 +--- 634492080 +i have a question. I was on chapter 24 ready to kill red alear (1 life left) until I killed a wyrm and the game was cleared. What happened???? +--- 634492191 +Why are americans like this? +--- 634492283 +>>634492080 +>the game was cleared +what are you even saying here? the map ended with you winning? +--- 634492717 +>>634492283 +Yes! Red Alear was cornered and he was about to get killed by my team as he was on his last life. I summoned Tiki with Pandreo and Veronica. I killed the wyrm with Tiki and as I went for my beer red Alear said something and the game was cleared. +--- 634492820 +>>634492717 +You might have used Tiki's AoE and killed Aleir with it. +--- 634492845 +>>634489837 (OP) +>there are creatures that actively try to reduce breast size +those that do such abominations are not even human, they are unclean mutants! +we live in a society +--- 634492873 +>>634492717 +Was the wyrm near Alear? Some of Tiki's breath attacks hit an area and not just a single tile, so my best guess is it was a Fog Breath Tiki who happened to tag Alear with her attack. +--- 634493052 +>>634492820 +>Tiki's AoE +what's that? Like I said I was reaching for a beer so missed what caused the game win. + +>>634492873 +yes super. a few spaces next to him. interesting I didn't know that. keep in mind that was a summoned tiki not the emblem +--- 634493360 +>>634493052 +summoned tiki can have Fog Breath as her attack which i think hits in an AoE shaped like +[x][ ][ ][ ][x] +[ ][x][ ][x][ ] +[ ][ ][x][ ][ ] +if i remember correctly. +--- 634493736 +>>634493360 +thats very interesting considering I thought this tiki was going to be a sacrificial lamb yet she won the game for us haha +--- 634493850 +>>634489837 (OP) +>breast reduction mod +Only a jealous tranny would create or download that. +--- 634494679 +>>634489837 (OP) +Where's the other half of the mod? The lolification one? +--- 634495652 +>>634492191 +You can' seriously look at the milkers in this game and think they look good or natural? They look glued on. I don't mind a big tit but holy shit these are globes, anon. Fucking worlds. Not in a good way, either. +--- 634495790 +>>634489837 (OP) +Do engagefags really? +--- 634495947 +>>634489837 (OP) +lol in a few years women won't be allowed to have breasts +--- 634496938 +what a pathetic mod. the chicks didnt even have that much clevage. I didnt click the link +--- 634497340 +>>634489837 (OP) +>make big titty mod +>twatter and reddit get asspained +>make small titty mod +>4channel and discord get asspained +sasuga subhumans +--- 634497541 +>>634495652 +You can't seriously say all that and then say nothing about how unnatural their faces look too. I mean, look at those big eyes! and where are their lips and nose?! +--- 634498471 +Oppai loli mod for Anna? +--- 634498579 +>>634495652 +>nooo i need the boobs to be saggy and gross +Gay +--- 634498745 +>>634495652 +>stop liking big breasts +--- 634499050 +>>634489837 (OP) +I can not with words known to me truly convey just how much hatred I hold for these “people” in my heart +--- 634499252 +>>634489837 (OP) +hehe +the modder will not be very amused when it gets taken down because it goes against the creative vision of the game +--- 634499368 +>>634499050 +Engage sucks so who cares? +--- 634499581 +>>634489837 (OP) +Behead all Americans +--- 634499851 +>>634499368 +Doesn’t matter, it could be pure irredeemable kusoge and I’d still despise them for what they are +--- 634499923 +>now for the rosado breast mod +so there's still based people in that plebbit tier website +--- 634502140 +>>634489837 (OP) +Fuck that, give me bbw mod with jiggle physics. +--- 634503826 +>>634489837 (OP) +This game had no fanservice and was already censored heavily, yet troons are still trying to censor it EVEN MORE? +--- 634504371 +>>634503826 +These are the same people who still seethe over Femlyth’s look and draw mockup “fixes” all the time, you’re damn right they’ll keep pushing as far as they can +--- 634504509 +>>634499252 +remember when the mod that removed all of the shitty treehouse dialogue replacing them with the japanese lines translated got removed from gamebanana? +--- 634504808 +>>634495652 +What a retarded faggot. +--- 634506378 +Proponents of this are the same people who think loliAnna and imouto-loving/family-starting S-Supports are “gross” and “cringe”, aka cockguzzling faggots +--- 634506656 +>>634489837 (OP) +If this is "okay" then a mod that removes niggers should be too. +--- 634506826 +>>634506656 +Don’t even bother arguing anon. We list the culture war. Soon the masses will be praising tyranny wrapped up in the guise of good intentions +--- 634506949 +>>634506826 +you naïve fool. the culture war that will continue until there's only one living soul left on the planet. +--- 634507063 +>>634506656 +Don't you dare de-niggerfy Timerra. +--- 634507270 +>>634507063 +I wanna end racism forever with this meat-loving tonedeaf cutie one baby at a time diff --git a/v/634490298.txt b/v/634490298.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..56d0d9c60fcd1d72dd96d87bf4ddbc055acd77af --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634490298.txt @@ -0,0 +1,214 @@ +----- +--- 634490298 +Why did she like to tease Link so much despite desperately needing his help? +--- 634490370 +because its hot +--- 634490641 +>>634490298 (OP) +This thread definitely isn't about to devolve into a softcore pornography thread. +--- 634490724 +>>634490298 (OP) +she wanted correction +--- 634490782 +>>634490298 (OP) +She's a woman: she can't help being retarded +--- 634490797 +I can't begin to describe the weird feeling I felt when Midna was riding on your back in-game. +--- 634490802 +>>634490724 +What kind of correction specifically? +--- 634490817 +wolf sex +--- 634490870 +>>634490797 +the weird feeling you described was horniness +--- 634490941 +hey behave +--- 634491016 +>>634490298 (OP) +At first she doesn't want to show her hand so she makes it like it's a deal or whatever but later on I think she's flirting with him. She likes him, that's all. Link is oblivious as fuck of course, always is. +--- 634491178 +>>634490802 +レイプ +--- 634491389 +Midna? + +Mating press. + +Simple 'as +--- 634491506 +The manga is over and now I don't know how to fill the void +--- 634491624 +>>634491506 +the fuck, how'd it just barely finish? +--- 634491770 +>>634490298 (OP) +minda smoka da joint +--- 634491847 +Make the imp obese +--- 634491867 +>>634491389 +Midna anus +--- 634491934 +>>634490298 (OP) +MIDNAS BIOLUMINESCENT TEAL ASSHOLE +--- 634492008 +... +--- 634492031 +Making a midna sex chatbot in novelai didn't work that well +--- 634492070 +>>634492031 +you didnt try hard enough +--- 634492109 +>>634492070 +Maybe, but it didn't feel as good as c.ai, but that shit is unusable due to the censor +--- 634492110 +>>634492031 +I'll be the judge of that +--- 634492148 +>>634492109 +one day we'll get a filterless bot like c.ai just be patient +--- 634492363 +>>634492148 +I hope, or more censorship is gonna happen +--- 634492527 +>>634490724 +this +--- 634492579 +>>634492031 +>that shirt +Lmao +--- 634494174 +>>634490641 +source? +--- 634495221 +>>634492109 +>he's not using unfiltered GPT-4 with Tavern +You are the architect of your own suffering +--- 634495518 +>>634495221 +>not making a tulpa and having her roleplay midna for you whenever you want +casuals +--- 634496256 +>>634492527 +welp +--- 634496530 +>>634495221 +>You are the architect +Correct +--- 634496691 +>>634491770 +Thhis can’t be real midna would never smoke a joint please tell me this isn’t real I’m crying and shaking right now +--- 634496770 +>>634490298 (OP) +Because Midna is a master DOM and completely made Link her bitch. +I am not even into dominant women but fuck I would let this literal semen demon treat me like her dog too. +--- 634496963 +>>634496770 +that ass +--- 634497228 +>>634495221 +I don't trust "open"ai +--- 634497337 +>>634497228 +Tough shit buddy, every chat uses their software. You think character.ai isn't running OpenAI's shit? +--- 634497462 +>>634497337 +At least I'm not registered on their site connected to my personal details +--- 634497737 +>>634490641 +God I need midna's tongue down my throat +--- 634497754 +>>634495518 +>Tulpa +Haven't seen anyone mention that term in a loooooong time, but that's to be expected as I don't go on /x/. Tulpas are just schizo-lite tier of brain damage, I still remember the screencap of a brony trying it with his favorite techicolor horse and it turned out a faceless abomination that made random noises. Funny, but not something I'd encourage anyone to try +--- 634497854 +>>634497462 +>using personal details +Only retards do that. +--- 634498042 +>>634497854 +So do you not need to verify by phone number anymore? What about payment? +--- 634498135 +>>634490298 (OP) +Because she was bored. +--- 634498174 +>on a quest to save both hyrule and the twilight realm from devastation +>thick bottom heavy shortstack moans sexually while riding you at all times +i guess i was meant to spray wolf semen inside this imp instead of saving the world, sorry everyone +--- 634498757 +>>634496770 +would eat her shit directly from there +--- 634498847 +>>634497754 +As paradoxical as it may sound, that kind of thing doesn't happen when well-adjusted, philosophical individuals make a tulpa, it only happens to deranged freaks who want to talk to their ebin anime waifu instead of a sentient companion +--- 634498881 +built for belly inflation +--- 634498934 +>>634490298 (OP) +Because she was that whole needs correction meme before jap twitter existed. Damn bratty imp. +--- 634499037 +>>634490298 (OP) +I've never played Twilight Princess. I only have the physical disc for Wii U (HD Version). Why haven't they ported it to Switch yet? They deleted it from the eshop. +I can legit sell this disc for $150+ because Nintendo is stupid. +--- 634499106 +>>634499037 +Artificial demand I presume, for whenever they do. It's just a matter of time. +--- 634500653 +>>634490298 (OP) +imp tummy and thighs.. +--- 634500736 +>>634490298 (OP) +Because at the beginning of the game she genuinely does not like Hylians and is happy to see them suffer. Having already sulked in bitterness at her defeat for a good while at the beginning of the game probably also makes her a bit more inclined towards being nasty. So if she can still get him to do what she wants while also having fun at his expense, why shouldn't she? It's only later in the story that she actually starts respecting him. +--- 634502271 +I want to chug down a two liter bottle full of Midna's spit. +--- 634502676 +>>634490298 (OP) +cause she's a tease +--- 634502883 +I want a shortstack to rape me + +I'm serious +--- 634503479 +>>634502883 +Okay anon, bend over +--- 634504709 +>>634503479 +How big are you +Where it counts +--- 634504824 +>>634490298 (OP) +>>634490641 +>>634490870 +>>634491389 +I would like to hold down and fertilize her smug little imp body. +--- 634505274 +>>634494174 +look up "burgersnshakes" on e621 +--- 634505641 +>shows genitals +>i sleep +>featureless crotch +>real shit +--- 634505864 +Midna loves WOLF KNOTS! +--- 634505957 +>>634504709 +4 foot +3 vertical, 1 horizontal +--- 634506020 +>>634505641 +Glowing green fluorescent pussy +--- 634506051 +>>634490298 (OP) +because tsundere +--- 634506459 +>trannies like BOTW/TOTK for Zelda and autistic minecraft wannabe gameplay +>true Patricians like WW and TP for the superior characters like Midna in both forms and pure action adventure gameplay +Really makes you think +--- 634506763 +>>634491770 +i would suck midnas asshole so hard that i smoke her weed before she can. +--- 634507009 +>>634490298 (OP) +Potentially something coming from the fused shadow, since many artifacts related to the Twilight Realm are implied to have some kind of Gollum effect on people. diff --git a/v/634490307.txt b/v/634490307.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3fffd834bdb0908dec1af85cd2fad7a918664db1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634490307.txt @@ -0,0 +1,268 @@ +----- +--- 634490307 +It's been almost 4 years now since Borderlands 3 released. What does /v/ think about it? Do you think there's any hope for Borderlands 4? +--- 634490390 +>>634490307 (OP) +I enjoyed maybe three porn of that muscular lesbian Siren. +That's about it. +--- 634491213 +>>634490307 (OP) +it's fun but the writing is horrible and the optimization sucks +--- 634492152 +Gearbox has been learning the wrong lessons from previous Borderlands games since its inception so I can't even fathom how much BL4 is going to fuck up. +--- 634492252 +>>634490307 (OP) +Was good as the first three +In that it was shit +--- 634493114 +>>634491213 +this +also i fucking hate that retards pretend the market is oversaturated with looter-shooter co-op games or something, there's like maybe 5-6 total good co-op FPS games on steam that can be replayed for hours and yet faggots will pretend when any new one is coming out that its the 50th iteration of the same idea +DRG is literally the only one anyone's even willing to recommend for a slightly similar and if you dont like that experience then you gotta go play games that are 13 years old +--- 634495370 +i hate how fucking awful the modding is +i hate how you need to mod it to not get ear cancer +--- 634495521 +>>634490307 (OP) +borderlands 2 is still better for the simple fact you can mod it so you actually get good gear. +--- 634495625 +Played through the base game with a friend and had fun. Own all DLC but haven't gotten around to playing them yet +--- 634495648 +>>634495625 +the lovecraft one has an unskippable gay kiss +enjoy the representation :) +--- 634495741 +>>634490307 (OP) +Borderlands, especially 2 is one of the only games I wish I could unplay. +--- 634495776 +>>634490307 (OP) +The main theme is the best thing Jesper has ever composed for Borderlands +https://youtu.be/ueFmUkAazGs [Embed] + +The gameplay is better than 3 but not by much. the writing on the other hand is so bad +--- 634495842 +Manufacture gimmicks can go to hell I hate having to throw out half the guns I ever pick up just because they're made by a company whose gimmick I hate. +--- 634495972 +>>634495625 +Moxxxi’s Heist and Bounty of Blood are the only ones really worth playing desu. The gay wedding one kinda sucks, not bc of the gay shit it’s just not a very good DLC in general. And the Kreig one is just nostalgia bait for long time players of the series. But I suggest trying them all out in time as they all have some good legendaries at the very least. +--- 634496028 +>>634495842 +the only objectively shit ones are atlas and dahl +> Bounty of Blood +i loved how in the first 5 minutes the white male sheriff gets murdered and replaced by a roided out troon +--- 634496689 +>>634493114 +I don't think there are any alternatives to borderlands other than Hellgate london. Other "looter shooters" don't really have much replayability like Shadow Warrior 2. +--- 634496730 +>GO BACK TO THE FLYING SHIP FOR THE 50th TIME +>SPEAK TO LILITH +>have to delete dialogue files just to speed up the game because you cant start a quest right away like in older BL games and the NPC talks while you are doing it +>legendary drop rate too high +--- 634496747 +>>634490307 (OP) +I really wish there was another kind of fps diablo clone +--- 634496773 +>>634493114 +DRG has nothing to do with Borderlands and is more a L4D clone, like Vermintide and many others. +--- 634496890 +>>634495625 +Lovecraft DLC and Handsome Jackpot are great IMO. Most of the DLCs are a big step up in comparison to other games. +--- 634496985 +Fucking hell, has it really been that long? Christ, where does the time go? +--- 634497136 +>>634495648 +do you have an autistic meltdown when two men kiss in public since that's also "an unskippable gay kiss", you fairy? +--- 634497227 +>>634490307 (OP) +played it for 300 hours +it was fun but grinding the same enemy over and over again for an upgrade is a flawed concept and the weapon feel like shit, especially the charging ones +--- 634497249 +>>634496890 +Fantastic taste. The only thing I'd personally really disagree with is Assault on Dragonkeep, which I dropped, but I'm willing to say that was moreso from BL2 fatigue than the DLC itself. I remember liking Zombie Island a lot too, but I was in fucking highschool back then so I have no idea if it actually holds up. +>Big Game Hunt in F +Right where it FUCKING belongs. +--- 634497378 +>>634490307 (OP) +worse writing than 2, it's 130 gigs on pc for some fucked up reason and it turns my computer fans into jet turbines for some reason i've not bothered to figure out. the game itself is sort of fun though + +i'd like a new mainline game to go back the way 1 did, less dialogue but more impactful dumb one liners that make me grin every time +--- 634497410 +>>634497136 +yes, i visibly cringe and make grimaces when i see gay people, exactly how nature intended +--- 634497483 +>>634497136 +i can turn my head around you fucking cuntbag +the faggot kiss is literally the only unskippable cutscene that you have to watch all the way through, and if you force quit the game, you will have to watch it again +if two men were to kiss in public around here they would be fucking curbstomped +i'm glad your 2nd world country is collapsing +--- 634497495 +>>634496689 +you forget fallout 76, which is alright have over 1 k hours in it +--- 634497520 +Whoever approved the anointed system should be dragged out into the streets and executed. +--- 634497556 +>>634497520 +it's pointless bonuses that do nothing +--- 634497564 +>>634495972 + +The music in both is toppest tier alongside Maliwan Blacksite. + +The gameplay team and the artists nailed this game 10/10. The writers, story and management people though dropped the ball so hard it may have killed the franchise unironically. + +Retard Twitch pandering aside; the plot is completely dead in the water and not even Tales 2 which nobody gave a fuck about could save it. +--- 634497586 +>>634490307 (OP) +It was fun but it honestly felt too easy even with the mayhem levels. The OP levels in the second game were bullshit at times but overcoming that bullshit gave you a great feeling of satisfaction. Also legendaries were way too easy to get in this game. They drop like candy and it no longer feels special when you get one +--- 634497707 +>>634490307 (OP) +it had the best gameplay but the price for it was an incredibly shitty story and writing and the whole bazillion guns aspect of the game being lessened by legendary weapons' being so easy to get. + +I ahd a whole inventory of legendary weapons even before leaving the firs planet +--- 634497890 +>>634496890 +>>634497249 + +Big Game Hunt and the Robot revolution were good though. Great even. Here's mine. +--- 634497917 +Never had a game were the voice acting and characters was so bad it made the gameplay insufferable. +--- 634497970 +>>634497564 +>The writers, story and management people though dropped the ball so hard it may have killed the franchise unironically. +It really, really tainted fucking 3 and its reputation. It was genuinely insufferable hearing one shit joke after another while I'm just trying to kill shit and collect loot, to the point that it's hard to enjoy the gameplay on its own. + +It's a shame too because everything is super fucking enjoyable again the moment you hop into the DLCs and are free from the original writing team/lead. +--- 634498087 +>>634497917 +it's funny how some fags will still try and go "the writing and VAs aren't THAT bad" when this is the first game in the series where people not only actively asked and sought for a way to skip/mute dialogue, they developed a mod to make the characters shut the fuck up +--- 634498109 +>>634497495 +People gave FO76 way too much shit I vastly preferred the minimalistic storyline and focus on looting over the shitty plot of Fallout 4. +--- 634498114 +>>634497564 +I love the music team in BL3, easily the best soundtrack in the franchise IMO +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20IMsbEbh6c&list=PLlOdrbLeb9skE-xYleDHVUIK36pPIYVS4&index=19 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV9bqT4ba3g&list=PLlOdrbLeb9skE-xYleDHVUIK36pPIYVS4&index=20 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUspLcfjc-0&list=PLJab5_X1bPqIKTP9K8gWKA454i_8oXYhq&index=11 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KPfVaYS5jk&list=PLJab5_X1bPqIKTP9K8gWKA454i_8oXYhq&index=27 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ4bJNRcoKU [Embed] +--- 634498156 +Bring back Maya. +--- 634498197 +the classes arent as good as 2 + +shit writing and story can be avoided at least +--- 634498202 +>>634497970 +Writing team is the same in the DLCs as it was for the main story +--- 634498216 +>>634498109 +exactly +there are myriad of reasons why the game is a 5/10, story is not one of them. +--- 634498221 +gameplay designers can stay; they're doing a decent job +narratively, everyone responsible needs to be shot. +--- 634498226 +>>634498156 +here +--- 634498334 +>>634498197 +>the classes arent as good as 2 +I disagree. Classes were a massive step up in comparison to 2, only Krieg and Gaige were fun in those (and Gaige had terrible skill trees) +--- 634498423 +I'll raise you these two; + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT4dssju6Pk [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQh3yFu5X4 [Embed] + +But most of all; Maliwan Blacksite is my game soundtrack GOAT. All the tracks are perfect. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5igG68gPd8&t=479s [Embed] +--- 634498437 +>>634498197 +moze is the most fun i've had, tied with krieg, followed by wilhelm +>>634498423 +nothing compares to 'welcome to fyrestone' anyway +--- 634498479 +>>634490307 (OP) +if there was some way to mod out all the dialogue and cutscenes so you could just kill shit and collect guns it be great +--- 634498537 +>>634498479 +there is, but it's a fucking painful process, installing the fucking framework itself is a pain in the ass +--- 634498663 +>>634498479 +you can delete 18 files to skip most dialogue +--- 634498687 +>>634498663 +it also disables player character audio which makes killing shit boring +--- 634498720 +>>634498687 +disable sounds and play your own music +--- 634499235 +I wish they actually threw Wonderlands in the shitter and just did an actual Season 2 (not the Director/Designer's Cut, which should've been a single DLC) with more DLCs and raid bosses. + +As soon as you finish the main story, Borderlands 3 becomes a 10/10. The Takedowns, the Circles of Slaughter, the Trials, Revenge of the Cartels map, all the DLCs, the cool as fuck weapons, the insane build diversity, the increased difficulty with Mayhem so it's not as easy as the main quest...holy fuck, it's so good. +--- 634499257 +>>634490307 (OP) +It looked like shit almost 4 years ago and I didn't play it. It's been almost 4 years and I still think it looks like shit and haven't played it. I don't give a fuck what they do with Borderlands 4 because I'm confident it'll blow ass. +--- 634499298 +>>634497483 +sounds like he struck a nerve, huh? +--- 634499392 +>>634499298 +put your phone down +--- 634499429 +Reminder that Borderlands has probably sold more than your favorite videogame +--- 634499540 +>>634497136 +https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/19419899.2017.1328459 +--- 634499650 +>>634490307 (OP) +THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE +--- 634499776 +>>634490307 (OP) +With how BL3 and that new Tales game was handled, I don't have hope for BL4 +I think BL3 shows that either BL2 was a fluke or the devs making BL3 have no idea what makes BL fun to play. +The only good points of BL3 to me are: guns, takedowns, moze, jack + hammerlock DLC and that's it. The level design and bosses of the main story are a boring slog to go through which makes reruns boring, the raid bosses are forgettable and uninteresting except for takedowns, mayhem was somehow handled worse than OP levels and all the BL3 VH's (except Moze) are lazily stitched together gameplay mechanics from previous VH's which completely wastes the potential of their designs and makes them boring to play because you've already played them before. + +I have no idea how BL3 has some of the worst ideas in the series yet also has some of the best so the only way I think BL4 will be good is if: raid bosses are as good as BL2, actual raids (aka takedowns) are reused and this time more of them are actually made, add more VH's and give them unique gameplay styles and skills that aren't copy-pastes from previous VH's, keep the gunplay the same but don't make legendaries drop easily since that lowers their value as a rarity, don't ruin the scaling and make sure the difficulty scaling has some thought put into it instead of obviously throwing a bunch of random shit at the wall and seeing if it works or not. Digistruct Peak was a good idea because it's a good test to see whether or not your build is good enough to survive the higher OP level and it played similarly to a takedown so I think this idea should be reused in a BL4. +But like I mentioned at the start, after seeing the poor state that BL gets treated with, I doubt BL4 will be good +--- 634499862 +It's too long. I loved replaying 2 but with 3 being so long I just can't. Shooting and skills were good. +--- 634499925 +>>634490307 (OP) +I think its one of the biggest Buyers Remorse games of my life and I didn't even pay for it +--- 634499995 +>>634499776 +>mayhem was somehow handled worse than OP levels +what the fuck are you smoking? +slag is completely retarded and OP levels (and uvhm in general) were unplayable unless you were abusing busted shit, like dpuhnozzle, shamfleet or bloodsplosion +mayhem actually allows some creativity +--- 634500107 +>>634490307 (OP) +should have added new vault hunters instead +--- 634500117 +>>634499776 +This would be a good point if BL3 wasn't better in everyway than BL2 aside from writing and story. + +Don't know how can people can still play that shit game for 11 years, legit mental illness. +--- 634500260 +>>634500117 +no vaulting and ledge grab is probably the biggest killer +--- 634501747 +>>634492152 +As long as the gameplay keeps being good, it's fine +--- 634503285 +>>634497890 +>Torgue dlc in S +Holy mother of based +--- 634503496 +I don't like the new Atlas thing. I liked how cartoonishly evil the corporations were and I few the new Atlas actually being a good megacorp is retarded. +--- 634504931 +>>634490307 (OP) +It's good fun, and i was expecting to hate it more especially by how everyone talked about Ava, but she wasn't as bad as Vaughn or the Calypsos, she's kinda cute +--- 634505195 +Between insufferably bad story, selling you a season pass that's literally just arms race for full price and wonderlands in general they clearly have no fucking idea how to make a proper game anymore, which is not surprising considering they are still incapable to even do basic things like fire the fucking Burch the turbocvck already. Never buy, only pirate. +--- 634506562 +>>634490307 (OP) +no hope at all.. diff --git a/v/634490638.txt b/v/634490638.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85438941ee3141c6fca3a716c359c0a477135256 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634490638.txt @@ -0,0 +1,197 @@ +----- +--- 634490638 +you do have at least this badge, right ? +--- 634492067 +Yeah but it feels like a pity badge +My nameplate continues to only have the mr coco and anniki badges +--- 634493112 +>>634492067 +I used to be so good at dualie squelchers in splat2 +what happened? It's like the gun itself refuses to hit people +--- 634493465 +>>634493112 +Ehhhh wiki has no data on like any weapon in 3 for some reason but later in 2's life they increased dualie squelcher's spread a bit so that might be the problem +Otherwise they also had to fix some dualie hitboxes in season 1 so there might just be some misc hitbox issues they haven't gotten around to tweaking +Or your aim is just worse or something +--- 634493682 +>>634493465 +I've tried snipers and regular shooters and am not having this much of a problem with them +--- 634493719 +>>634493112 +dunno about your ability to hit things but dualie squelcher is very fucked by the hallway maps +it's low damage makes it suited for kiting enemies but since you can only kite backwards, you can hardly take ground and can't defend it afterwards +--- 634493874 +>>634490638 (OP) +i havent played splatoon 3 since season 1 ended. +they fucked up the franchise by focusing on esports instead of just letting it be a fun game. +--- 634493948 +>>634493682 +Then refer to the other two points maybe +I never really played dualie squelchers so I can't comment on it, only play dapples in the dualie category and you have to be in their ass to be able to hit with them anyway + +>>634493874 +They didn't really, they just hired retard map designers +--- 634494045 +I really don't play often anymore but all my time goes to series so I don't have to claw my way through s again like last season. it is annoyingly long to get to +10 +--- 634494238 +where are the grizz wagies ? +I wanna make a sr room +--- 634494271 +Just looked at the clock and realized shift change is now. Anyone feel like a room? +--- 634494404 +>undercover brella +Damn, and it was mostly a decent loadout otherwise. +--- 634494441 +made a room in poolsclosed +--- 634494537 +>>634494441 +Oh thank god, if anyone can make the bay bearable it'll be folks like you. Doesn't seem to be anyone else around, though +--- 634494573 +started the room at 2/4 +tell me if you want to join +--- 634494697 +what is the cut off for that x badge +--- 634494715 +This is the backliners against e-liters alliance +Their oversized range reaches across entire maps, forcing us into awkward positions well outside our optimal range with much less visibility, and poison our water supply +Remove e-liters!!! Shatter them!!! Bash them in the knee caps!!! +--- 634494784 +>>634494697 +Top 3000 +A lot easier to achieve on the western server than you'd expect, somewhere around like 2100-2200 x power or something +--- 634494914 +>try to pop my booyah bomb +>the goddamn metal framework gets in the way so I have to angle it so it just kind of hits +Fucking Bay. +--- 634495270 +Damn, we got some good randos for this. +--- 634495409 +let me in +--- 634495440 +>>634494784 +so that's why i almost never see it on japan server +--- 634495634 +Well shit, I really liked those two. It's very rare you get a team where you barely need your specials on Marooner. +--- 634495681 +Ayy! What's good, man? Let's go shove those fishy bastards into a grinder. +--- 634495695 +Is the rotation good? I played a lot less this past week and i'm rusty +--- 634495735 +>>634495695 +Bloblobber, undercover brella, rapid blaster, and flingza. Mostly solid. +--- 634495763 +>>634495440 +Yeah. I got 2450ish in jp region and that was like rank 12000. The bar is much lower in the NA/EU region +--- 634496547 +Fatty kill! Not surprised at only bronzes, though, that was a rather close one. Somehow, I thought we killed it faster than we actually did. +--- 634496648 +>internet cut out for about 10 seconds +Gotta be fucking kidding me. +--- 634496861 +room back up +--- 634496879 +Son of a bitch, 4 minute ban. I should've tried to join a game first to double check. +--- 634496913 +>>634496879 +I don't mind the wait +--- 634496939 +>>634496913 +It's already down to 3 minutes so whatever. It's just stupid that it isn't an immediate thing. Fucking Nintendo, man. +--- 634496969 +>>634496939 +it was probably at 10 minutes when you got the disconnect and is down to 3 now +--- 634497026 +>>634496969 +That would actually explain why the time seems arbitrary whenever it's happened before. Time's almost up. Cool to see we got a full room. +--- 634497361 +That's more like it. +--- 634497721 +I am horribly, deeply ashamed of how few power eggs I got there. +--- 634498021 +Well that was just a bunch of bullshit. They were spread out literally everywhere. +--- 634498060 +>>634498021 +I really went out of my way to get some far ones too. +--- 634498248 +Fucking a, man. +--- 634498254 +please kill fish sticks as your first priority blaster +--- 634498315 +>>634498254 +Too late, he left. +--- 634498698 +I'm done for now +GGs SR lobby +--- 634498703 +Phenomenal game, and good coho kill even if we only got fucking bronzes again. But THAT SON OF A BITCH LEFT ME TO DIE IN WAVE 1 +--- 634498907 +Why would I do that, the maps aren’t fun and only tower control is fun +--- 634498989 +>>634498698 +I guess if you guys are done, so am I. Pretty good games, all things considered. Heck, if I have the time I might make it to VP 600 at the very least for the first time on the bay. Likely will never 999, but one can hope. Decent loadout and good teammates make the bay semi-bearable. It's just weird how a stage that visually and conceptually is really simple, is the biggest clusterfuck in the whole damn game. Not even spawning grounds gets this bad. Anyways, thanks for the coho kills. +--- 634499014 +That was a pretty sick coho kill despite me flailing all over the place. i'll take my 20 bronze with pride gg +--- 634499180 +>>634499014 +it's always great when he finally moves his ass out of the way of the dozens of eggs and we shove them back into him +--- 634499278 +>>634499014 +Oooh, nice capture. You staying alive throughout that whole thing is impressive. I'm genuinely proud of that reefslider there, even if it wasn't a multikill like I thought it was. On another note, I found this veemo and oh god my heart. +--- 634499358 +I'm proud of my baby decision here. +--- 634499492 +>>634499014 +Is that how you survive a maws? Spin and do an alligator death roll? +>>634499278 +cute veemo +--- 634499654 +>>634499492 +From my experience, being crowded from one side gives a chance because then you could get pushed out by like a steelhead or cohock. +>cute veemo +She always is. +--- 634499745 +Every. Fucking. Time. +--- 634501753 +>>634499014 +the real miracle here is you surviving that maws +--- 634502395 +TOD - Total Octonigger Death +--- 634502425 +>>634501753 +Not that much of a miracle, the big guy just pushed him out of it. It happens from time to time. +--- 634504207 +room +--- 634504794 +>>634502425 +no, its a miracle. you sound like a girl +--- 634505130 +>get matched with literal splatlandian youth default outfit splattershot timmy +just give turf war actual forced hidden MMR already. this is unplayable trash +--- 634505812 +>>634505130 +Nope, keep getting matched with 10 year olds. +--- 634505846 +>>634495440 +>>634495763 +Why are the moonmen so much better at the game? +--- 634506276 +>Open has nothing but sweaty fullstacks +>Turf War has nothing but retarded newfags who are still using sticks and more annoying team queue'ers +its at the point where all I play now is Series and X Battles even if I wanted to just play casually +--- 634506424 +>>634495763 +I thought you were overexaggerting but then I checked the app +>cut off on page 5 is still like 2700 +thats insane lmao +Surely its not that crazy though? Im guessing all that means is theres more people playing. +Also I wonder if that explains the stray japs I see in my NA lobbies - these niggas are just trying to cop some free badges +--- 634506512 +>>634506424 +there's way more people, that's the main reason +I've seen a screenshot of someone losing all 5 of their placement matches in jp league and it put them at 2500 power which is instant top 500 in tentatek +--- 634507289 +dualie squelchies are fucking pea shooters, I have no idea how anyone enjoys these pieces of shit in splat 3 +--- 634508568 +>went positive in rank and overall matches tonight +>still come away annoyed because of all the ragequitters and awful comps (on both sides) that I had to deal with +sigh.... i guess its time to move on. diff --git a/v/634490713.txt b/v/634490713.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..528f8049c21bc2e36f5416955fe590fcdccc6c65 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634490713.txt @@ -0,0 +1,590 @@ +----- +--- 634490713 +What is the game industry like in Australia? +--- 634490773 +why the fuck do we constantly have this thread +--- 634490836 +who the fuck are you people who keep asking? +--- 634490902 +>>634490713 (OP) +Stop making this thread, there's nothing fucking in this country. Fuck you. +--- 634490926 +>>634490713 (OP) +Dead +--- 634491148 +>>634490773 +It’s to loosely justify an Australian politics thread +--- 634491163 +Australia is a woke, repressive nanny state. So I doubt it's a good place for creativity. +--- 634491256 +>>634490713 (OP) +Imagine how kino a game would be set in the 18th century where you're a british settler who has to hunt abos +--- 634491273 +you'd be shown up in the creativity department, that's for damn sure. +--- 634491365 +>>634491256 +that's pretty uncool, some abos are way better then your black people by the metric, i mean sure they struggle a bit with comedy but their good people, fuckin douche +--- 634491418 +>>634491163 +Why do you say that? I like it here. Far better than most other countries, for example America which is an absolute shithole of a place. +--- 634491484 +>>634490713 (OP) +it's good +--- 634491510 +Get new material, this is boring. +--- 634491585 +>lockdown schizos arguing +>americans showing up to call australia bad +>people larping as full blown bogans for fun +>one guy who mentions shovel knight +there i finished the thread for you +--- 634491708 +>>634491365 +You know I'm not serious right. I like them too +--- 634491839 +>>634490773 +>>634490836 +You are not Australian, my sympathies. How does it feel to be objectively inferior to Australians? You were born inferior. God hates you. Your country is a joke, your people are a joke, you have nothing over us. We define the past, present and future. We are exceptional. Kneel. +--- 634491871 +>>634490713 (OP) +That's the two major triple A gaming studios in our country as far as I'm aware of. +--- 634491874 +DESYNC was good, made in Melbourne +So at least some of them are making hard games +--- 634492107 +>>634491871 +>all those chinks +--- 634492125 +We've had this discussion a thousand times and I've brought out the list of games made in this country. Surely this is just an excuse to have an off topic discussion outside aus/pol/. Australia despite being smaller has produced high quality stuff. +--- 634492312 +>>634491871 +>all the blacks and women at the front +heh +--- 634492410 +It's not coming out, is it? +--- 634492509 +>>634490713 (OP) +I hate that Abo flag. Did you know that it was created in the 70's by a mixed boong (probably a half breed or less) who took inspiration from America's black power movement? Yanks spreading their subversive nigger loving poison once again as usual. Imagine if someone made a flag about white power (which would never fly) and yet that one is celebrated despite them never being a nation. +--- 634492537 +>>634492509 +Shut up retard. I'm voting Yes. +--- 634492590 +>>634492410 +Want to know a secret? I'm from Adelaide and I can confidently tell you that they've been moving offices for half the year but got stuck with some logistics/covid shit so everythings at a standstill. It's not coming out for at least another year. It was big news here because the state gov was backing them. +--- 634492605 +Remember that this used to exist in Brisbane. You'll never see top tier stuff out of this country again like it was before, and it is a fact that Destroy All Humans was their first project. +--- 634492629 +>>634492537 +You shouldn't traitor. It's unconstitutional anyway along with the whole referendum, but they don't even follow the law of the land anymore anyway. +--- 634492697 +>>634491839 +I am Australian, I just wonder why some schizo cares about us so much that he keeps spamming threads about us +--- 634493109 +>>634492590 +Damn that sucks. I'm not from Adelaide but I heard on here a while back that they had some kind of internal falling out. Is that true? Or is the team all good to keep going? +--- 634493290 +>>634492629 +It's the opposite of unconstitutional actually. Running it through a referendum with checks and balances is as constitutional as you can get. +Anon you're not actually believing Murdoch MSM which is designed to spread lies for their own best interests right? +>>634492697 +>I am Australian +I met a yank who kept trying to tell me that +>>634493109 +Cunt's fucked +--- 634493345 +>>634493109 +He's lying, i'm not sure why. There was no "covid shit" in Adelaide aside from a few weeks of mask mandates, Team Cherry hasn't moved offices, they're just developing things in their own time whilst not burning themselves out like they did with original release. +--- 634493573 +I didn't even know this but apparently a melbourne studio was behind the game Walking Dead Saints & Sinners game. Playside is the studio name, despite it not being listed on most official pages on store fronts. The CEO was a designer at visceral games Melbourne and worked on games like Dead Space and The Godfather until it got shut down in 2011. Considering that is one of my favorite VR games I'm surprised it was developed here. There's all sorts of stuff you never heard about really. +--- 634493648 +About to be vibrant when they have taken in 20 million Chinese. +--- 634493724 +>>634493345 +Cool thanks for the heads up if you're actually for real. Glad to hear it's coming along steadily +--- 634493798 +>>634493290 +You're just wrong. It's unconstitutional for several reasons before even talking about the referendum itself (which is also unconstitutional by the way): + +>The politicians have allegiance, obedience and adherence to foreign powers making many of them traitors and unable to sit. +>They also recite fake made up oaths completely different to the constitution (a historical thing that meant your word is your bond) making them illegitimate before they even take office. + +I don't expect you to know any of this though because you probably watch ABC propaganda all day. +--- 634493820 +>>634491871 +DICE has a studio as well. +--- 634494785 +>>634491874 +>So at least some of them are making hard games +Some other hard FPS games made by a Melbourne dev: Devil Daggers, Hyper Demon + +And the dev Indefatigable who consists of a bloke from queensland and a kiwi made the game Amid Evil +--- 634494895 +>>634493724 +Active development wrapped up a while ago, it's just getting playtested to shit and polished, it'll see a release just before the end of the financial year (1st July in Aus), the lads have definitely struggled a bit under the weight of expectation, the release will coincide with an announcement of their next game. + +>>634491871 +Aus has satellite studios for pretty much every AAA developer, but you've got to remember our entire industry is a quarter the size of single AAA studios in the US, you will never see what they have here on the same scale due to sheer demographics, but honestly, you're much better off as a handful of like minded indie mates than a bitch for some big publisher in the US. + +Now go and get yourselves a copy of Hell Let Loose cunts. +--- 634496110 +>>634493798 +Dude, you're talking to a freaking leftist retard. The state IS HIS god, constitutional or not. +--- 634496749 +>Aussie makes the best game of last year +>Its about quickly killing spiders, snakes and bugs +Where did he get the inspiration for that I wonder? +--- 634497027 +>>634496749 +Not completely sold on the new visuals, but Devil Daggers was fucking amazing so sign me the fuck up for whatever the mad lads put out. +--- 634497381 +>>634497027 +Once you break through the skill barrier just like Devil Daggers, it becomes very satisfying to play. It's addictive as hell. In regards to the visual elements, you'll need to adjust to it or if that never happens then maybe it's better to just never touch it since some people have sensitive eyes to this stuff. +--- 634497391 +>>634492537 +Why? +--- 634500421 +>>634492605 +God I miss them. Battlefront 2 was so good. +--- 634500571 +>>634492605 +Fuck I'm pretty sure I used to walk passed their office on the way to work, assuming its been repainted. +>Fortitude Valley +Yeah there can't be too many buildings that look like that in fortitude valley. +--- 634500672 +>>634491163 +/thread +>>634491418 +good luck getting arrested for possessing porn of 2D fictional characters +--- 634500714 +>gets mogged by a small island mostly inhabited by sheep +embarrassing +--- 634500719 +>>634496749 +>>634497027 +>>634497381 +I liked Devil Daggers but I was hoping the sequel would be something with actual level design. +--- 634500751 +>>634493798 +>>634496110 +What are you cunts smoking lmao +>>634497391 +Because I am a patriot and believe in Australia's values. +--- 634500839 +>>634500751 +What value in particular does that support +--- 634500937 +>>634500751 +These idiots don't know what they're talking about, this country absolutely NEEDS a way for natives to make representation to the federal government and allow coordination on issues that are most pressing to the natives. +--- 634501020 +>>634500839 +Egalitarianism and the fair go +>>634500937 +Based, after all how can we take our place as the greatest country in the world when we deny fellow Australians the same privileges. 'Aussies' ITT don't know what it's like to truly love one's country. They're probably brown. +--- 634501184 +>>634501020 +What part of guaranteeing them a spot in parliament as opposed to them earning one like everyone else a "fair go" +--- 634501186 +>>634501020 +>Based, after all how can we take our place as the greatest country in the world when we deny fellow Australians the same privileges. 'Aussies' ITT don't know what it's like to truly love one's country. They're probably brown. +Very true, I highly recommend you read pic related. The southern regions of africa had a troubled time but there was a period where the government implemented something very similar to the "voice to parliament", unfortunately this coincided with the rise of communism in the dark continent so it didn't last. It illustrates some of the barriers to implementing such a system here in australia. +--- 634501354 +>>634501184 +You sound like a white supremacist. +Oppressed natives face insurmountable challenges due to the colour of their skin. We have to help them overcome these challenges (white people) to ensure a brighter and more loving future for not only Australia, but the entire world. +--- 634501368 +>>634501184 +>guaranteeing them a spot in parliament +But that's not what it is. It's an advisory body. +>as opposed to them earning one like everyone else a "fair go" +Because politicians are bound by the party line, and the legislative and senate is full of obstructions. All the voice is is advising on legislation before it's drafted, while it's being drafted and how it should be implemented when assented. +Seriously the only people that think the Aboriginals have it the same as the rest of us are either really sheltered or in the pocket on the MSM +>>634501186 +Talk about a slippery slope +--- 634501427 +>>634501368 +How can I tell you've never visited the northern territory +--- 634501479 +>>634501427 +I have. If you have too you'd know what the Intervention was, and why the Voice is needed. +--- 634501548 +>>634501479 +I have in fact, and that's why I know it's a voice we can do without +--- 634501650 +>>634491871 +We also have the ubisoft studio making xdefiant. Aus has studios we just never get given the headline titles. +--- 634501667 +>>634501548 +How is an advisory body that big of a deal? Jesus christ it's just a bunch of elders and academics giving their opinion on legislation. +--- 634501778 +>>634500672 +>good luck getting arrested for possessing porn of 2D fictional characters + +Literally nothing wrong with making loli illegal +--- 634501923 +Published by Rockstar but developed by Team Bondi who quickly went out of business after the game released. +--- 634502039 +>>634501667 +It's more than just an "advisory body" and they're lying about what this really is. Here's one of the proposed amendments they don't promote: + +>The Parliament shall, subject to this Constitution, have power to make laws with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice, including its composition, functions, powers and procedures. + +So, basically you'll get bleeding heart whites and black Abo supremacists eventually creating all sorts of new powers and functions specifically for them which will only lead to a more dysfunctional nation like we're seeing already. +--- 634502115 +>>634501479 + +>>634501479 + +there are an alarming amount of NT aboriginal elders that believe in Qanon-tier bullshit, i'm very against that getting a voice. + +>>634501778 + +we have inconsistencies regarding porn and imported Hentai +you ever seen the adult section of the Booktopia website? literally has the meme doujin Metamorphosis for sale +customs didn't even pull me up for my Code Geass doujins i brought back from my spring trip during their check +--- 634502184 +>>634502039 +>Here's one of the proposed amendments they don't promote: +>The Parliament shall, subject to this Constitution, have power to make laws with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice, including its composition, functions, powers and procedures. +>you'll get bleeding heart whites and black Abo supremacists eventually creating all sorts of new powers and functions specifically for them which will only lead to a more dysfunctional nation +But that's not what it says at all. The ABC had the attorney general grilled on that exact provisions so they've been very open about it. It's a check which means that the parliament will be able to ensure proper representation. +It's got nothing to do with granting them new power and functions. They can't create or propose laws. +>Australia +>Dysfunctional +We're extremely functional lmao + +Talk about baseless panic. +--- 634502203 +>>634501667 +I wish 4chan had hazard lights for shitposting so I know that if I shitpost along with anon it is in fact ironic and I'm not accidentally enabling a retard. +--- 634502263 +>>634502203 +Hey it's not a big deal if you've chugged the Murdoch koolaid. Polls are showing it's going to pass, and it likely will considering that even Queenslanders are voting Labor. +--- 634502453 +why are there so many asians in your country assholes? +--- 634502542 +>>634500719 +How exactly would HD work with anything but an empty arena? +--- 634502612 +>>634501923 +im still pissed we never got whore of the orient +--- 634502704 +>>634502184 +He was completely evasive. Go on, list the final wording of the amendments from him if you can. + +And no, this nation is barely functional and is only getting worse. +--- 634502807 +>>634502542 +I just want the cool aesthetics in a quake clone. +--- 634502842 +>>634490713 (OP) +>What is the game industry like in Australia? +is there? +--- 634502968 +>>634502184 +And here's proof you're either a liar or just extremely ignorant. + +https://www.news.com.au/national/politics/anthony-albanese-announces-final-wording-for-voice-to-parliament-referendum/news-story/03759ccfb21eb10146cc5ba559b61e06 + +The line I quoted exactly. Read it. What I say is true and the parliament can basically make anything they want. +--- 634503019 +>>634491585 +You forgot that one guy who loves using the word 'seppo' +--- 634503061 +>>634492509 +>Imagine if someone made a flag about white power (which would never fly) +kek +--- 634503209 +>>634502968 +>news.com +LMFAO MURDOCH SHILL +You do realise that Murdoch spreads disinfo because it's in the Libs best interests to not be held accountable on Aboriginal affairs right? +--- 634503271 +>www.new.com.au +You DO realise that the CEO of News Corp is married to the daughter of a Chinese general? Mate why are you linking agenda ridden MSM? +--- 634503287 +WA bros when we gonna become independent? Fuck those east fags. I bet we'd make sick games too. +--- 634503294 +>>634490713 (OP) +Mostly mobile shit. +US companies do outsource to modelers and artist contractors here for actual games. +--- 634503307 +>>634503209 +>>634503271 + +Here's ABC (A Biased Channel): + +https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-03-23/voice-to-parliament-referendum-question-constitutional-announced/102133674 + +Yes, Murdoch sucks, but you are both dumb motherfuckers. +--- 634503326 +>>634502968 +L 2 reading comprehension + +The voice can make rules about the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice. This includes things like how it's made up, what it does, what it can do, and how it operates. However, these rules have to follow the guidelines set out in the Constitution. + +Murdoch cuck +--- 634503378 +>This 'AUSSIE' is linking Murdoch MSM +Post hands immediately +--- 634503440 +>>634496110 +>leftist +They sound like a sovcit libertarian schizo, if anything. +--- 634503509 +>>634503326 +My reading comprehension is fine. Since you can't read, I'll spell it out for you since you are brain dead: + +>The PARLIAMENT shall, subject to this Constitution, HAVE POWER TO MAKE LAWS with respect to matters relating to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Voice, including its COMPOSITION, FUNCTIONS, POWERS and PROCEDURES. +--- 634503510 +>>634503440 +>It's sovcit, libertarian and schizo to point out that a referendum is constitutional. +Whoa the gymnastics ITT are gold medal level +--- 634503631 +>>634503378 +I linked ABC too since people like you are retarded. +--- 634503853 +>>634501354 +The white mans burden is one hell of a drug isn't it +--- 634503971 +>>634503509 +Yeah but that doesn't mean that the voice has those powers. The voice isn't part of the parliament. It means that the parliament aka Labor and Liberal, have the power to set out the guidelines for what the Voice can do, but it's explicit that the Voice cannot create or propose legislation. + +What's the problem? I don't get it. +--- 634504026 +>>634503287 +I grew up in WA but haven't been back in years. I'm flying back next week to see family and I think the place I used to go to for lunch when I worked my first job is gone. Feels bad man. +--- 634504229 +>>634501778 +>Literally nothing wrong with making loli illegal +the regular cuckstralian mindset +please kill yourself +--- 634504487 +>>634503971 +The point is they can create new laws to give it whatever powers they want. The Voice may not be part of parliament at the start, but the amendment allows politicians the ability to write laws that can change it entirely. That's why I highlighted certain parts. +--- 634504579 +>>634504487 +But no parliament is ever going to give an advisory body the powers of parliament, are you an idiot? +--- 634504959 +>>634504579 +Never underestimate the crocodile tears and actions of a bleeding heart white. The sky is the limit with this kind of amendment. I mean, they're already talking about a treaty with Abos the moment this passes, even though there is like 500+ different tribes with their own claims and desires. +--- 634505006 +>aboriginal gets born to drunken aboriginal parents in a broken home and community +>in turn, he grows up to become like them and repeat the cycle +why don't we just... forcibly take the children away and raise them properly? +--- 634505035 +Under the current proposal they could just grind government to a halt by demanding a justification for every single action done by every executive/government until they get their way. +--- 634505175 +When's the next Sorry Day, i'm looking forward to aussies kneeling before their aboriginal masters +--- 634505185 +>>634504959 +>>634505035 +>This will happen!!! Aieee!!! +>No I don't have any proof and am just theorising!!!!! I am an alarmist who watches Sky News and Murdoch MSM!!!! +Many such cases. Sad! +--- 634505257 +How's the PAX been to anyone who has been going? +I only ever went to the first one in 2014 when that scam artist Chris Roberts was a special guest. +Mate of mine won a nice little gaming PC from one of the competitions happening and I made it to the finals of a Halo competition that was running. +Kind of miss it but I was like 16 back then and cannot imagine the kind of losers who must be going to this shit these days especially at my age. +No offence. +--- 634505329 +>>634505006 +We tried that once... +--- 634505416 +>>634505006 +Don't know how to break this one to you anon... +--- 634505441 +>>634505006 +>>634505329 +Just genetically modify them already holy shit. The lengths retards go to to deny it's all genetic. +--- 634505532 +>>634505185 +The amendments opens the door to many possibilities as I've shown and that should be very concerning just by itself. But are you honestly going to try and gaslight me by acting like bleeding heart whites won't bend over backwards to please absurd demands from blacks? Please. +--- 634505662 +>>634504229 +And normalizing pedophilia is the regular burger mindset. Neck yourself you fucking predator +--- 634505664 +>>634505532 +In Australia? Not likely. +I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens when it passes. +--- 634505929 +>>634505664 +What delusional reality are you living in? + +https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/jun/06/australian-black-lives-matter-protests-tens-of-thousands-demand-end-to-indigenous-deaths-in-custody + +I'm voting no on this unlawful referendum (it'll be interesting to see if there are legal challenges if it passes). Hopefully many others do the same and vote no too. +--- 634506248 +>>634505929 +>it's unlawful +>If it's assented through a referendum as prescribed in the constitution +uh +Also what's wrong with ending deaths in custody? You want that? +--- 634506252 +>lets make an unelected commission that will fuck with every single piece of legislation made from now on, that will obviously get bribed immediately +Everyone who votes Yes on the voice is literally retarded. If it passes I think I'm gonna move becauser this country has no future. If that many people can be fooled into thinking its symbolic just cos they have no idea how the APS works...jesus fucking christ +--- 634506434 +>>634506252 +>that will fuck with every single piece of legislation made from now on, that will obviously get bribed immediately +Firstly no they won't. Secondly you can't bribe a body whose role is to ensure aboriginal rights. Who will be bribing them? For what purpose lmao + +More baseless hysteria. Go ahead and leave, you're not Australian anyway +--- 634506759 +>>634506248 +Yes, referendums can be called as per the Constitution...if it's done lawfully. These politicians can't even lawfully sit in parliament for many reasons. Also, I'd argue this referendum itself goes against Section 44. + +As for that BLM protest, that was only one of their claims. Their other main ones were whining about how Abos are more likely to be incarcerated (it's because they commit so much crime) and lower life expectancy (it's because they abuse alcohol, drugs, glue and other things). +--- 634507012 +>>634506759 +>Abos are more likely to be incarcerated (it's because they commit so much crime) and lower life expectancy (it's because they abuse alcohol, drugs, glue and other things). +Or maybe because they're stuck in a vicious cycle compounded by decades of bad government policy which strips them of positive development experiences? That's what the Voice is for. The Intervention was described as authoritarian. It's about ensuring that doesn't happen again. People don't commit crimes for no reason. +--- 634507047 +>>634506434 +Let me try to explain this slowly for your peanut sized brain...when legislation is being drafted, it is affected by advice from different public service departments. So right from the very very beginning...all the way through from its inception...every law is going to have to run changes by the Voice. If the Voice don't want a change to be made, it doesn't get made maybe 95% of the time. This is the entire point of government department 'advisory capacity'. + +>You can't bribe a body whose role is to ensure aboriginal rights +Man what are you, retarded? +Every single law "affects" aboriginals. So I can buy some Aboriginal elder a new car and suddenly the members are being told that we can't ban Huawei phones because it will affect the indigenous. If you think this is a good thing you need a bullet to the brain. +--- 634507154 +>>634490713 (OP) +It's bad, we don't make shit +--- 634507331 +>>634491484 +>one game +Cmon bro, our country creates absolutely nothing +--- 634507354 +>>634507012 +No one forces them to commit crime or do stuff like sniff glue. The government isn't forcing a glue stick to their nostril. I know someone who had a dead father and a drunk for a mother, do you think he went around being a scumbag? As always it's the white man's fault. + +Also, nice dismissing my constitution bit. Did you know that several politicians just a few years back like Barnaby Joyce had a dual citizenship row despite being in government for decades passing laws unlawfully. I threw in a Liberal because I just can see how biased and dumb as fuck you and people like you are. +--- 634507363 +>>634507047 +>every law is going to have to run changes by the Voice. If the Voice don't want a change to be made, it doesn't get made maybe 95% of the time +It's advisory. They don't HAVE to accept that Voice's recommendation. It's just about ensuring they have a platform where the parliament and public can hear their perspective. +>and suddenly the members are being told that we can't ban Huawei phones because it will affect the indigenous +Haha holy fuck is that what they're saying on Sky News? What a leap +--- 634507397 +>>634493573 +Playside didn't make Saints and Sinners fyi. They helped out with the intro. Also they have 270 staff now. +--- 634507409 +>>634490713 (OP) +>What is the game industry like in Australia? +Censored +--- 634507442 +>>634490713 (OP) +kill yourself and quit spamming these shitty threads +>>>/int/ +--- 634507472 +>>634492125 +>Australia has produced higher quality stuff +Than who exactly? A few good games is nothing, we are fucking microscopic in the gaming world +--- 634507574 +>>634507354 +>No one forces them to commit crime or do stuff like sniff glue. The government isn't forcing a glue stick to their nostril. +They do it to cope with the sheer fucking misery and intergenerational trauma you fucking dropkick. Just like how alcoholics drink due to underlying mental health issues. Difference being that the majority of Aboriginals live objectively worse lives than the rest of Australians because of deliberate government action on policy. So yes in this case it is the white man's fault. The white men did the stolen generations. The white man did the Intervention. I don't know how you can spin it any other way. They ban Indigenous kids from experiencing their culture and force them into schools where they're taught like Western kids and if they don't go their parents miss out on food stamps. Naturally that leads to disenfranchised kids who rebel and do crime. + +You don't get it. You're a fucking sped murdoch drone. Un-Australian in your racist lack of understanding. +--- 634507582 +>>634507363 +YEAH THEY DON'T HAVE TO, BUT THEY WILL. + +Talking to someone who has no idea how the public service works gives me a migraine... + +Some asshole sends in his analysis document about why we shouldn't make this policy change because it will negatively impact the petrol sniffer quota...nobodys going to pick that hill to die on. nobodys going to stick their neck out and fuck their chance at EL1. Whatever changes the voice proposes are generally going to be made. I don't know why I typed this all out, you don't have a fucking clue +--- 634507593 +>>634493290 +>supports the voice to parliament +You're as retarded as it gets mate +--- 634507669 +>>634507582 +>BUT THEY WILL +NO THEY WON'T. THIS IS A BASELESS ASSERTION. Pure fucking fantasy the level you're imagining. The Voice is full of academics and elders, they're concerned about healthcare and education, not Huawei phones or petrol sniffing, which isn't even a thing anymore in rural communities and hasn't been for over half a decade you boomer retard. +--- 634507714 +>>634507669 +its based on 20 years in the public service. please kill yourself immediately +--- 634507735 +>>634507442 +bump! +youre a fag +--- 634507745 +>>634507574 +>The white men did the stolen generations. The white man did the Intervention. +Colonization was good for Australia, objectively. +--- 634507832 +>>634507593 +>>634507714 +Cope more. The Voice will pass. Only then can you judge its character. +>>634507745 +Objectively it wasn't, not even for white Aussies. +--- 634507940 +>>634507832 +In 40,000 years they didn't move past playing with sticks and spears. The life of every aboriginal is better off now than they would have been had Cook never found and conquered this place +--- 634508023 +>Arguments against the Voice +Logically it's a terrible move that, at best, will increase welfare spending on the most worthless segment of our society and enable foreign interference. + +On principle, it violates the basic idea that Australians are equal and have an equal say. + +>Arguments for the Voice +ABC news told me it would be really cool, like...and this woman cried on camera. It's <current year> guys, it's time for a Voice to parliament. +--- 634508062 +>>634507940 +>In 40,000 years they didn't move past playing with sticks and spears +Yet they still had some of the most advanced cultural and social systems in human history. Now give me one concrete, anthropologically sound reason why hunter gathering is bad. +>The life of every aboriginal is better off now than they would have been had Cook never found and conquered this place +I'm pretty sure they were very content. +--- 634508140 +>>634507574 +The misery of being left to their own devices? Does the white man need to come and save them again? The "Stolen Generation" is a hoax by the way. Whites tried to help the Abos and protect children and their parents in bad environments. Stop listening to leftist propaganda because even your daddy Rudd had an Abo he hired in a government position and he couldn't even name 10. What a joke. Left to their own devices, Abos would cannibalise each other, run around naked, destroy the environment and doing so much more bad stuff. + +I don't like Murdoch either. Fuck you retard with your ad hominems. +--- 634508185 +>>634492509 +The dot paintings is even funnier, made up by a white guy in the 70s. You can literally go to areas and see actual abo cave art and it's all stick figures and hand prints +--- 634508210 +>>634508023 +>will increase welfare spending on the most worthless segment of our society +NEETs and bogans will get more welfare from the Voice? maybe I should vote no +>enable foreign interference +From where? How? +> it violates the basic idea that Australians are equal and have an equal say. +Except aboriginals are not equal with Australians and have never had equal say, if they did then the Intervention would not have gone ahead despite repeated warnings and reports from aboriginal academics that were systemically ignored by the Howard government. + +Don't try to spin an ethics position to defend your anti-Australian behaviour. How can you sit there and say that you believe all Australians are equal while simultaneously thinking of Aboriginals as incapable subhuman savages? +--- 634508247 +>>634500714 +>game takes a dive off a cliff after being acquired by Tencent +--- 634508265 +>>634508062 +>I'm pretty sure they were very content. +People living in the dark ages were content, that doesn't mean we aren't better off now than they were then +--- 634508274 +>>634507832 +Before this place was colonized it was literally a hellhole filled with child raping cannibals. Whatever we have now is objectively better than what it was before. +--- 634508329 +>>634508274 +(they were still in the stone age 200 years ago) +--- 634508371 +>>634507574 +Mate they were already traumatized by themselves, they have been like this since forever. They are just fatter and unhealthiest now. But they were always aimless and violent, that's why they built literally nothing, not a fucking pyramid not a single piece of civilization. They were literally cannibals that killed and raped each other on a whim +--- 634508379 +>>634508140 +Lol you're just a mindbroken chud. Get fucked. Un-Australian. +>>634508265 +And how do you measure 'better off'? What are your categories? What lens are you viewing this through? From a Western cultural perspective? Come on, give me something to work with. +--- 634508382 +>>634506248 +"Deaths in custody" is a pure bullshit statistic. + +1. More white people die in prison than aboriginal adjusting for incarceration rates. If you are an abo you are less likely to die in prison than most citizens of this country. + +2. Get drunk, do drugs, steal a car and speed down the highway, the cops see you and persue for 20 seconds before calling it off because its too dangerous, and then later you crash into the wall of a supermarket carpark and kill yourself? That's counted as a death in custody. +Be in prison for child molestation, grow old, get terminal cancer and be let out into the community on a conditional release? Then die of cancer in a hospital surrounded by family? That's counted as a death in custody. +Have a random stroke and die of natural causes while on bail? Yep, that counts as a death in custody. + +Its all bullshit. The left creates a boogyman of KKK police thugs secretly lynching blackfellas in prison, when it is all fake. + +3. They use that bullshit statistic to pressure politicians and gaslight the public into making crime legal. The core of the issue is Abos get arrested more than other groups, but that is only because they commit FAR more crime than other groups. And police/politicians/judges already bend over backwards to excuse violent and serious crime by these people. That shithead abo teen who killed the white family on Australia day got only 9 fucking years. +--- 634508384 +>>634508210 +You aren't even trying anymore. Shit bait diff --git a/v/634491556.txt b/v/634491556.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5ddab3e7a652909dba71a49edf38162dec2fd7d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634491556.txt @@ -0,0 +1,88 @@ +----- +--- 634491556 +Why Mortal Combat series ruined their female design? +--- 634491649 +Because faggots get offended at the idea of women being pretty and having nice figures. It's ""unrealistic"". But they never say anything about the men. It's okay if they're tall, very muscular, have a big bulge and their biceps are bigger than their heads. +--- 634492117 +Because we're better than that now. +*jerks off to dragon dildo prolapses twice a day* +--- 634492413 +>>634491556 (OP) +borderline-religious """maturity and respectfulness"" for fake digital entities with zero free will and no autonomy +combined with a dogmatic fundamentalism that is unable to grasp the differences between the real and unreal +supplemented with frequent moralfaggotry and realismfaggotry in a video game with teleportation, alternative dimensions, magick, fatalities, and extreme gore +oh and it's always okay to brutalize women but it's never okay to sexualize women unless said women wear diapers. +--- 634492675 +>>634491649 +The biggest problem is that I think a dev said that women wearing skimpy clothing in mk11 wouldn't make sense in the combat scenarios they're in but then you look at the dudes who are all shirtless or nearly shirtless all the time. It's a joke, the devs are scared of getting canceled which I can understand +--- 634492676 +>>634491556 (OP) +Someone had to defend the honor of those pixels from things that would never offend a normal real life woman, you know? +--- 634492770 +>>634492675 +they can't be canceled, mk is too successful for that, they just virtue signal because they think it makes them look good in the eyes of a nigger/normalfag +--- 634493015 +>>634491556 (OP) +Hush you'll make the resident NR shill seethe again +--- 634494120 +>>634491556 (OP) +>>634492413 +>Ruined their female design +Zoom into their faces tell me they have good designs. I miss the tits too and sexy clothes but christ those faces were awful. +--- 634494412 +>>634494120 +bad attempt at designing sexy faces doesn't justify ugly faces and scanfaces made on purpose +--- 634494815 +>>634491556 (OP) +>C +K +--- 634494978 +>>634492675 +Didnt they put the mk9 outfits back in as dlc? +--- 634495145 +>>634491556 (OP) +sold2well +--- 634497774 +>>634491649 +this basically. beauty became political. +great job everyone +--- 634497837 +>>634491556 (OP) +warner bros is an esg company +--- 634500063 +>>634491556 (OP) +Games tried to be more reslistic +--- 634500142 +>>634500063 +>le realism +nobody asked for that and le realsim =/= ugly desexialuzed scanface shit +--- 634500270 +>>634500142 +Tell me a game going for realistic realism that looks good. Not stylized shit, like old RE, but shit like the new one with ugly face capture thqt makes the irl models look like slobing pigs +--- 634502747 +I want (good) realism +--- 634502913 +>>634491649 +It's also become taboo to criticise a woman's appearance but you can call men fat and ugly all day +--- 634503789 +>>634491556 (OP) +Female design in MK was never good. +--- 634506556 +>>634491556 (OP) +That’s a tranny. MK11 Sonya looks so much better. +--- 634506753 +>>634491556 (OP) +Is what you posted the ruined or the unruined one? +--- 634506834 +>>634491556 (OP) +What female design? Are we talking about MK9? Because in MK9 everyone had the same body and square manfaces. Only outfits were sexy and even then, Sonya didn't have a single good outfit, for example. +--- 634507232 +>>634491556 (OP) +Your grammar is fucking awful. Neck yourself. +--- 634507401 +Because MK9 designs are fucking retarded. If you even attempt to get invested into any of these characters it falls flat. An example of this would be the "ninja bodyguard of the princess" Jade going around in a fucking bikini with said pricess basically going around like a whore too. + +You can make designs and characters that are sexy but that don't make the game look like a fucking porn parody. +--- 634508241 +>>634491556 (OP) +They were never good. They dressed like sluts, but they were ugly. diff --git a/v/634491735.txt b/v/634491735.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..95cc9a76e6452378fb2a940230b30a154b20859b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634491735.txt @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +----- +--- 634491801 +>>634491735 (OP) +How did this game get so much hype that they had hour long queues to play and then immedoately die when it goes live as a full game? +--- 634492129 +>>634491801 +A lot of these devs of free to play mp games ignore that you need to have map variety instead of just putting free Unreal assets together. +--- 634492214 +>>634491801 +as soon as they started to have some success they announced a feature freeze, and that they were working on a sequel. +dumbasses. +--- 634492258 +>>634491801 +>lets make shitty battlepass skins that you dont even want +>can we get new maps and modes +>you can get new battlepass skins, does that count? +Mechanically I love splitgate. but it needs content +--- 634492270 +>>634491735 (OP) +I liked the idea for this game but the maps variety sucked and there should've been more players on the map, and remove ADS +--- 634492281 +>>634491735 (OP) +shit gate +--- 634492359 +I was actually going to make the OP image >>634491743 but I figured it was so memory holed no one would reply. Since no one is commenting on it I guess I was right +--- 634492423 +>>634491735 (OP) +was fun for a minute +--- 634492434 +>>634491801 +This game wasnt their goal, it was only means to an end, they just canned it and worked on something else. they clearly stated so, people were dissapointed, but they just moved on. +--- 634492439 +>>634492368 +This game is actually still live on PS4. +--- 634492479 +>>634492439 +Why? +--- 634492496 +Always crashed for me otherwise I would have stuff with it for longer +--- 634492630 +>>634492434 +>something else +it's literally splitgate 2.0 +--- 634493231 +>>634492479 +low costs to run probably, they have no actual developer working on the game, the game just runs on a server and that's it and some people probably buy skins and boosters +--- 634494006 +>>634491743 +I wanted to play this, and was kinda jazzed when it went free via Legendary, but by then nobody else wanted to try it +--- 634494379 +>>634494006 +It was actually a pretty fun game. The warden was cool with how loud his footsteps were and if you were close there'd be screenshake. I would've enjoyed trying out the new content the added later like the pve mode but none of my friends were interested anymore +--- 634494898 +>>634494379 +PvP Stealth in general is just really cool. Thievery is another one I'd love to get going and try, and it's even more irritating because I already have 7 other friends that I've wrangled to play UT99 and they all like Thief, and yet the culmination of the two has never coalesced. +--- 634496758 +>>634491735 (OP) +Would have been able to see through more than just your own portal have helped? +Really though I think what this game needed more than anything was more varied environments in the maps, sure they played different but they overall didn't look that different besides one being wooden +--- 634496803 +>>634496758 +oh and one having rock, but it just wasn't enough, they still didn't feel like real places, which I think was maybe intentional and they were meant to be seen as purpose built arenas but it just didn't work +--- 634497380 +>>634491801 +all guns felt the same +they should unironically make it like halo with long ttk +--- 634497443 +>>634492368 +It still hurts ;_; +--- 634497504 +>>634491801 +Splitgate got fucked because they got a bunch of investors who came in and made demands. +--- 634498357 +>>634492368 +>>634492439 +>>634497443 +I've actually had daydreams of a Hawken revival project, of what is essentially Siege Mode meets battlefield's Titan Conquest, in the engine build they had with fully destructible environments they never implemented. Every axe generation occupying the classic squad role, recon generalist support and heavy essentially, and matches would play out like a standard battlefield game but with axes instead of soldiers. I mean, Hawken already had Technician! + +I'm essentially thinking of BFBC2 with mechs in Titan mode. With vehicles too, and since Hawken is in a post-industrial world, superheavy megavehicles that could be operated by docking your axe into it like crew could work, and it would serve as gameplay balance by directly taking a mech out of the field similar to how it works in battlefield that takes a foot soldier into a tank. Arial vehicles could be drones remotely operated by docking your axe in special pods similar to those used to unload EUs, again taking a player out of the battle for balance but also serving in solving the logic behind why we don't have any footsoldiers outside their mechs but still operate other vehicles. + +So many good ideas... +--- 634498730 +>>634498357 +i was never able to try out the VR build.... +--- 634499068 +>>634498730 +Oh dang there was a VR build? Was that before or after they ruined that awesome diegetic UI that had all important elements on your mech's cockpit, with that sleek postmodern HUD garbage? +--- 634499269 +It’s okay, could’ve been better though +--- 634500237 +>>634499068 +before release the oculus rift was advertised using hawken. +--- 634501013 +It deserved so much better +--- 634502608 +>>634491735 (OP) +it's kino +>>634491801 +people that played without portals were getting shit on by the ones who did (even badly) +--- 634504395 +Splitgate genuinely filtered people. You needed a bare minimum level of thinking to understand how to use portals and most players just treated it like bootleg halo. You could throw a portal straight to their spawn and gun them down through it, and they'd still try to run down the middle of the map at you. +--- 634504659 +>>634502608 +>>634504395 +>Put one end of a portal in a room with two of my bros +>Run at the enemy like a retard to get chased +>Obviously portal to get away +>Enemy team jumps through one by one and get executed as they land +Probably not the most effective use of portals but fuck me it was fun. Game needed lethal grenades to fling through portals for maximum hilarity. +--- 634504760 +>>634492368 +>>634497443 +>>634498357 +idk if you dudes just saw the mech and didn't bother reading, but read the rest of that image. Hawken 2 is coming, they've been doing closed beta testing for it recently. +Also you can still play Hawken 1 with Hawakening. +--- 634504885 +>>634491801 +It was fun for a few hours +--- 634506030 +>>634504760 +anon.. that pic was talking about Q1 2022.. +it's not coming, give it up +--- 634506289 +>>634506030 +it was delayed. they just did a playtest the other day. +--- 634506291 +Splitgate was weird. It was fun- but they did this really weird thing where they wouldn't tell you that you were playing with bots. Instead the bots would be masked as if they're real players. I played a ton of matches and slowly kept seeing the same people with the same robotic movements and the same name. I could start identifying when I was going to lose if those bots got on my team. It was like clockwork. And they didn't have the same kind of names that you'd see in shit like Fortnite where your first five games is nothing but bots. + +That and SBMM. That game has ridiculously aggressive SBMM. +--- 634506558 +>>634491801 +unfriendly portal skill curve +You don't get "moderately good" with portals or "entry level portals" +You either use them correctly or not, and something like 10% is the actual skill difference in placement/speed/triple portaling +Also the canned thing for Splitgate 2.0 +--- 634507298 +>>634504659 +>try to find a game very late in the night during the week in europe +>find a game in the usa with high ranked players +>they're using the portal mechanics very well +>getting shit on +>roll up my sleeves and try to do shit like them +>I start sweating and at the same time having fun by trying to be as good as them +>talk in game saying fairplay shit like "damn nice one" when they outplayed me +>they start doing the same when I own them +that's what I liked the most about this game +--- 634507413 +>>634506291 +>they wouldn't tell you that you were playing with bots +I imagine this happens in more games than we expect +--- 634507801 +>>634491735 (OP) +I still play it +--- 634507998 +>>634507801 +not OP but we have played together I guess +--- 634508352 +>>634491735 (OP) +back when games were fun +--- 634508394 +>>634507998 +Almost certainly. +If you saw some faggot called Rage alternate between being a god and falling off maps like a dumbass, that's me. diff --git a/v/634491946.txt b/v/634491946.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..be877151e61d5bc74c37da20f3e67889a0a11d30 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634491946.txt @@ -0,0 +1,167 @@ +----- +--- 634491946 +Has it ever been surpassed? +--- 634491975 +>>634491946 (OP) +no +--- 634491980 +best castlemania +--- 634492013 +Yes. Picrel mogs it in every aspect except for visual style and soundtrack. +--- 634492074 +Yes, by Castlevania 1, Castlevania 3, Super Castlevania 4, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissnance, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia, Castlevania: Mirror of Fate, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon and Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon 2. +--- 634492213 +>>634492074 +nah +--- 634492243 +>>634492074 +Didn't like the Sorrow games? +--- 634492272 +Hollow knight poops all over castleboomer and metroidrancid +--- 634492308 +>>634492243 +Nah. I really didn't like them. The RPG shit is too heavy in those games. I want to play a burly man who kills monsters, not a twink who collects pokemon. +--- 634492483 +I have no clue honestly how people see this as anything but complete garbage. The area design is awful repetitive shit, it has barely any proper platforming, the 'Metroid' elements are mostly super basic lock and key shit, the music is pseudo-baroque that sounds nothing like actual baroque or classical music, and it's otherwise a piss easy and short game with pointless RPG mechanics to add stupid amounts of fluff where it isn't needed. +--- 634492554 +>>634491946 (OP) +SOTN on steam when +--- 634492560 +>>634492308 +>"I want to play a burly man who kills monsters, not a twink who collects pokemon" +>has HoD, PoR and OoE in his list of best CV games +--- 634492656 +>>634492554 +Why would you want it to be on Steam? +--- 634492752 +>>634492656 +steam steam lol get me 12 dozen krispy kreme donuts kthxbai +--- 634492832 +>>634491946 (OP) +I've only played the sorrow games, is sotn pretty much the same shit where you easily overlevel everything just by wandering around looking for stuff? +--- 634492876 +>>634491946 (OP) +I think both aria and dawn were better games. Symphony just had alot of style. Alucard alone carries so much of this game on his back its insane. Im not even sure I like Symphony anymore as its very easy and replaying metroidvanias is alot less fun then the first playthrough. Bloodstained was also probably better. I just beat it and I enjoyed it but something felt off about the whole game I cant quite put my finger on it. +--- 634492906 +>>634492542 +I tried this finally and did not enjoy it enough to finish it. I like Juste though. +--- 634492946 +>>634491946 (OP) +Super Metroid is better +--- 634492956 +>>634491946 (OP) +Pretty murch every single 2d Castlevania game that came after. +--- 634492960 +>>634492560 +Soma is on another level of twink. +--- 634493004 +>>634492832 +You start off over-leveled and the game doesn't get any harder, so if anything, it just gets easier as you go along. A couple of "gottem" boss fights that are piss-easy once you figure them out, just like the rest of the game. +--- 634493232 +>>634492960 +Nigga is literally Dracula, I think that balances it out in his favor. +--- 634493328 +>>634492013 +Why is someone shitting on Soma's shoulder? +--- 634493407 +>>634493328 +Why are you NOT shitting on Soma's shoulder? +--- 634493435 +>>634491946 (OP) +never, but if you want something similar check out lodoss tou senki deedlit in wonder labyrinth +--- 634493620 +>>634491946 (OP) +It really hasn't. Some people will tell you that there's better gameplay in some of the handheld titles, and other games in the genre, and they're probably right. But I say every other aspect of the game blows everyone else out of the room. The visuals, the sound and music, the character and enemy design, the castle itself. It's all mastercraft alchemy, and one of the best experiences in videogames in general. Unless game creators develop actual passion and vision again, it's gonna be top dog forever. +--- 634493860 +>>634492074 +Wrong, it's also mogged by X68k. +--- 634495341 +>>634492876 +>>634492243 +>>634492013 +Somafags are insufferable. I dont know how you pick those over portrait of ruin. I know for a fact they have a massive hard for soma and it affects their logical judgement +--- 634495393 +>>634495341 +I also like portrait of ruin if it makes you feel better. +--- 634495895 +>>634492074 +The NES don't hold up at all. Only posers pretend to like them. +--- 634496180 +>>634495895 +Skill issue. +--- 634498652 +>>634491946 (OP) +>Has it ever been surpassed? +In what way anon? +--- 634500585 +It came out pre-surpassed +Then was surpassed again in 2004 +--- 634501340 +>>634491946 (OP) +It's one of the most shitty and overrated games of all time. +>Pathetically easy +>No platforming at all +>Tedious backtracking (You have to go through that long hallway in Marble Gallery a minimum of 3 times.) +>Dozens of useless items or items that are just 'sword but 1 more damage' +>Useless powers and having to constantly swap to things like bat and mist +Just because it has a few good things in it doesn't make it an overall good experience when the gameplay itself is so bad. Even more insulting is how they perfected Alucard's movement but give you nothing to do with it. +--- 634501481 +Yeah, but it's unique in a few ways that I find personally appealing that can't be duplicated. Aria of Sorrow is pound for pound better, but I have played SOTN much more +--- 634501581 +>>634492074 +sorry but the metroidvania genre peaked with zeliard in 1987 +--- 634501708 +I've only played SotN and I'm looking forward to trying the rest of the series, it looks awesome. Other than Rondo and Aria, what other ones are the best ones? +--- 634502163 +>>634501708 +1, 3, Super Castlevania IV, Belmont's Revenge, Chronicles/X68000, Bloodlines, Dracula X, The Adventure Rebirth (avoid the original GB game like the plague), Circle of the Moon, Harmony of Dissonance, Dawn of Sorrow, Portrait of Ruin, Order of Ecclesia, Harmony of Despair, Legacy of Darkness, Lament of Innocence, Curse of Darkness, +The average quality of the series is rather high. +--- 634502286 +>>634502163 +What do you think of Castlevania 64? I find that game intriguing for some reason. +--- 634502338 +>>634492074 +>Mirror of Fate +that's as bad as the fucking original gameboy games + +you're not wrong that most castlevanias are still better though +--- 634502614 +>>634502286 +I think it's actually a good adaptation of the series to 3D but controls and camera are too janky for me to enjoy playing it. Curse of Darkness ironed things out enough to be worth playing. +--- 634502709 +>>634492074 +Rondobros... +--- 634502903 +>Almost no mods for the game because it's held together by glue and paper clips +>The only mod of sotn that actually modifies the game weapons and changes enemy placements is a shitty spic kaizo mod with the shittiest level design and weapon balance i've ever seen +It's not fair +--- 634504273 +>>634492013 +>And magic +>And summons +>And transformations +>And movement abilities +>And weapon variety +>And special attacks +>And level design +>And story +>And difficulty +But yeah nah otherwise AoS dunked on SotN. +--- 634504485 +>>634491946 (OP) +Howdy + +SOTN was good for its time, and it has historical value as a stepping stone that led to better and bigger things (picrel) +--- 634504814 +Look at this cow. +--- 634505101 +>>634491946 (OP) +playing it right now for the first time and I like Bloodstained better. +--- 634505967 +Reverse Castle sucks. +--- 634506128 +>>634505101 +Bloodstained was really fun I agree. The guns were neat and I thought the lore and worldbuilding was really creative +--- 634507980 +>>634501581 +I see you are a man of refined tastes. Fun game. Hard tho. diff --git a/v/634493925.txt b/v/634493925.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b780c570092cd4dbf32b16aeb102c4ebf7f98ba7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634493925.txt @@ -0,0 +1,576 @@ +----- +--- 634493925 +Sorry plumber but this is real life +The King gets the Princess +--- 634494987 +I love Peach so much bros +--- 634495215 +Hawt! With the capital HAW! +--- 634495415 +>The King gets the Princess + +Suddenly incest +--- 634495494 +>>634495415 +>suddenly +Incest is quite littery a core pillar of royalty +--- 634495591 +>>634493925 (OP) +My hotwife peach... +--- 634495654 +>>634495494 +Quiet* +--- 634495683 +>>634493925 (OP) +me on the left +--- 634495731 +>>634493925 (OP) +I just realised that we are going to get a tonne more normies doing the 'Peach is secretly fucking Bowser' joke aren't we. +--- 634495743 +>>634495494 +So what kind of defects will they have? +--- 634495857 +>>634495743 +look at bowser jr +--- 634495871 +>>634493925 (OP) +Sorry, Koopa, but this is real life. +The flame breathing kills you, and even non-flamebreathing dinosaurs had died out. +--- 634495954 +>>634495871 +Crocodiles are still alive though +--- 634496108 +niggers :-D +--- 634498064 +>>634493925 (OP) +big bowser cock +bbc +hmm +--- 634498937 +>>634495743 +>So what kind of defects will they have? +--- 634498938 +>>634495494 +not really, divine mandate is. +and most royalty took care not to marry too many second grade cousins. +--- 634499007 +I love this pairing because I'm a big fat guy with a turtle shell who breaths fire irl, so it's easy to self insert +--- 634499017 +>>634495654 +>quite [very] "corrected" to quiet [silent] +>littery [no meaning] not corrected +--- 634499658 +>>634493925 (OP) +lol +lmao +movie confirmed bowser is a weak ass bitch +if he wants to have cock game, he better become Bowsette and jump on that BIC +--- 634499694 +>>634493925 (OP) +Made for Big Bowser Cock +--- 634499842 +>>634493925 (OP) +What's wrong with her face? +--- 634499845 +how do I find someone to collar me and tug me around on a leash like that? +--- 634499905 +>>634499845 +Visit your local gay bar. +--- 634500004 +>>634499658 +>>634499907 +I fucking love Bowsette +--- 634500070 +bowsette is just the kino queen koopa aesthetic but without the ntr implications so weirdos who self insert as mario don't get triggered. i have no idea why you need to self insert as mario but you'll notice most bowsette porn that isn't solo involves mario. +--- 634500074 +>>634499845 +Lose weight, get in shape, practice social skills by talking to random strangers in scenarios where you'll never meet/see them again, do whatever the modern version of dating is (I have no idea what apps and websites people use now) +--- 634500160 +>>634499907 +Literally OC fuck westoids for wasting art on what could have been more peachs +--- 634500214 +>>634499905 +that's too intimidating for me +>>634500074 +I have no idea how to date +--- 634500216 +>>634500004 +Same +--- 634500252 +>>634499845 +I'll do it to you, but it'll cost you cash money +--- 634500425 +>>634493925 (OP) +Probably unpopular opinion: Bowser and Peach should be a lovey dovey relationship with a little bit of kink and not straight up BDSM. Same with Wario and Daisy etc. +--- 634500547 +>>634493925 (OP) +realistically why would Peach prefer Mario?? +--- 634500634 +>>634500547 +Because she has excellent taste +--- 634500681 +>>634500074 +>Lose weight, get in shape +I have shit genetics. I can never lose weight. +The only way to lose weight for me is to only have 1 small meal everyday and keep myself hungry all the time to the brink of fainting. +But I hated that, and I assume it's not healthy too. +--- 634500706 +>>634500667 +>>634500631 +>>634500216 +>>634499907 +more +--- 634500725 +>>634500634 +is he hung or something? +--- 634500747 +>>634500706 +--- 634500782 +>>634500747 +it's been a while since I've seen a bowsette thread... shouldn't let it go to waste +--- 634500805 +Which way, Italian men? +--- 634500843 +>>634493925 (OP) +Bro who is Bowser Jr.s mom? +--- 634500845 +>>634500805 +the blonde one turns me a little bit more +--- 634500870 +>>634500425 +I don't think that's unpopular. +--- 634500873 +>>634500805 +On one hand, I enjoy the idea of "evil Peach". +But on the other, redhead. +--- 634500874 +whoever it is,don't stop posting Bowsette please +--- 634500879 +>>634493925 (OP) +Guys, what was that one game that came about about ten years ago that let you basically have any game girl give you a blowjob and it was highly customizable even down to the makeup running down their faces? +This picture reminded me of it. +--- 634500881 +>>634500853 +kek +--- 634500930 +>>634500774 +>>634500853 +how trannies think they look VS how trannies actually look +--- 634500934 +>>634499845 +Find a gun and shoot yourself. +--- 634501025 +>>634500214 +Watch sissyhypnos until its not intimidating +--- 634501114 +>>634500941 +lol +--- 634501152 +>cropped pics +You niggas do know that you could dump the originals on /b/ instead, right? It's not like that trash heap has anything besides porn and bot-spammed advertisement anyway. +--- 634501221 +>Peach x Bowser (rape) +good +>Peach x Bowser (egg laying) +very good +>Bowsette x Mario (rape) +good +>Bowsette (just shitty pin ups) +very bad +>Unrelated bullshit super crown +what the fuck are you doing my man +--- 634501228 +>>634501208 +>>634500881 +>>634500873 +this thread just went into hard mode +--- 634501238 +Cucked Peach is the best +--- 634501248 +>>634501025 +I've watched thousands of those but I'm still too scared to leave my house and I still think masculine guys are gross +--- 634501297 +>>634500681 +>conservation of energy doesn't apply to me + +There's a Nobel prize and everlasting fame waiting for you if you can prove it. + +Otherwise shut up and stop making excuses. Or at least come up with a less retarded excuse. +--- 634501367 +>>634500879 +Super Deep Throat +--- 634501372 +>>634501309 +long tongue wrapped around my cock +--- 634501420 +Consider the following. +--- 634501437 +>>634500879 +Super Deep Throat Simulator +A VR version is now also available but they want money. +--- 634501442 +>>634501248 +Keep watching, bambi sleep will get you there but ruin you + +Downloading grindr might help too +--- 634501452 +>>634501367 +That's the one. Thanks. +--- 634501462 +>>634501420 +this is pretty good but I can't those one piranha plant animations out of my head +--- 634501494 +>>634501309 +>>634501304 +>>634501238 +>>634501357 +more +--- 634501502 +>>634501442 +I have done both of those, still the same as I am now +--- 634501510 +>>634501480 +hot +--- 634501519 +>>634501437 +Well, good luck with that. +--- 634501551 +>>634501494 +alright then. +--- 634501603 +>>634501551 +--- 634501607 +>>634501502 +Bambi sleep should fuck you up real hard, post discord +--- 634501665 +>>634501603 +--- 634501724 +>>634501665 +--- 634501794 +>>634500160 +peach is a disgusting whore who deserves no art. +--- 634501812 +Bowsette needs muscles. +Show me the muscles. +--- 634501830 +Someone recommend a game where the hero ends up fucking the main villain. + +MarioXBowsette shits all over BowserXPeach. +--- 634501834 +>thread starts as generic cuckshit +>turns into bowsette posting +actually based +--- 634501849 +>bowsette (peach with horns) +cringe +>bowser r63 (big turtle tiddies) +basado +--- 634501894 +>>634499907 +This is the true best end. +--- 634501915 +>>634501830 +stella glow +--- 634502085 +>>634501830 +Stella Glow immediately comes to mind. +--- 634502113 +>>634502085 +I gave her the big preggo +--- 634502135 +what the fuck +how come /v/ loves trannies now??? +--- 634502182 +>>634501607 +>post discord +why +--- 634502189 +Cucks are deranged. You should all kill yourselves. +--- 634502252 +>>634501812 +have some defined abs +>>634502135 +/v/ loved Bowsette when the first image dropped though. +--- 634502309 +>>634500934 +Ask me how I know you're underage +--- 634502352 +>>634502135 +>genderbender is considered tranny now +--- 634502372 +>>634502135 +Retarded, kill yourself immediately +--- 634502396 +>>634502182 +So i can give you advice sis +--- 634502407 +>>634501297 +>conservation of energy doesn't apply to me +I will bet everything I have that if you do an experiment like this +>5 different person +>eating exact same amount of meals +>doing exact same thing everyday +>repeat for the next 3 months +and their weight gain/loss is completely different. +You're the fucking retard. +--- 634502503 +>>634502182 +Don't let anyone groom you anon +--- 634502523 +>>634495654 +--- 634502532 +>>634502503 +She obviously wants it +--- 634502540 +>just turn your archenemy into a female and fuck her, bro +>she'll be better than the damsel in distress since she basically knows you in and out +--- 634502564 +>>634500930 +Lost +--- 634502683 +>>634500930 +KEK! +--- 634502794 +>>634502740 +I'm gonna lose to this villian +--- 634502804 +Ahem; +Pregnant bowsette. +That is all. +--- 634502816 +>>634502773 +--- 634502851 +>>634500870 +Full? +--- 634502881 +>>634502816 +--- 634502923 +>>634502352 +always have been +>>634502372 +cope +guy turning into a girl is a tranny thing +--- 634502943 +>>634502881 +--- 634503012 +>>634503003 +need paizuri +--- 634503027 +>>634498937 +God, the Koopalings have such cool designs. Jr. sucks +--- 634503078 +>>634495654 +--- 634503110 +Based Bowsette Poster taking control of another shit cuck thread +--- 634503146 +>>634503127 +close +--- 634503147 +>>634502407 +But none of them will gain weight, will they? +--- 634503184 +>>634500805 +right. +--- 634503215 +Why don't people draw more Bowser x Peach? Huge monsters destroying women is hot. +--- 634503252 +>>634501091 +would. +--- 634503276 +>>634503215 +>Monster +>size difference +>corruption + +Oh yes, yes we do. +--- 634503340 +>>634503110 +just doing my part. +--- 634503363 +>>634503340 +really close +--- 634503469 +>>634503215 +The fuck do you mean, All Peach art falls into 1 of 3 catagories. +>Solo Peach +>Peach Fucking Bowser +>Cutesty Peach with some other Mario character, probably Mario, Daisy, or Rosa + +30% of all Peach art is just her getting fucked by Bowser and I hate it. +--- 634503614 +>>634502135 +>Now +--- 634503618 +>>634502407 +>i have to put in more effort to lose weight than other people therefore i literally CANNOT lose weight +lol +--- 634503685 +>>634503469 +let's not forgot all the dogshit western art of peach being inflated or shitting herself +--- 634503686 +Bowser is on the downlow, kidnapping peach is an elaborate plan to get mario's attention (so long gay bowser). Bowsette version is honest at least +--- 634503968 +>>634503909 +--- 634504058 +>>634493925 (OP) +>tendie cuck thread +--- 634504164 +>>634504101 +it's gonna burst +--- 634504183 +thread is dogshit +--- 634504193 +>>634504071 +>>634503901 +>>634503761 +>>634503635 +>>634503537 +>>634503434 +>>634502943 +>>634502351 +Americans be like +--- 634504243 +>>634503909 +Is he there to clean her pipes? +--- 634504290 +>>634504183 +--- 634504312 +>>634504221 +>>634504290 +throbbing +--- 634504353 +>>634501812 +okay. +--- 634504367 +>>634498937 +Wait, Peach gave birth to these things? What the fuck Nintendo? +--- 634504385 +>>634504353 +so good +--- 634504472 +>>634504438 +finish me +--- 634504620 +>>634504367 +No. They're not even Bowser's kids. All sources stating them to be his children are localization bullshit. +--- 634504714 +>wake up +>it's another tranny raid +Fucking jannies dilating instead of doing the job they are paid (0$ and 00¢) to do. +--- 634504720 +>>634504684 +>>634504587 +mercy please +--- 634504730 +>>634504620 +>I'm the WORST kind of fan! +--- 634504787 +>>634504730 +cope +--- 634504795 +>>634504714 +>AHHH NO JANNY SAVE ME PLS THEY DERAILED MY KEK THREAD +--- 634504843 +>>634504787 +Oh shut-up moviebob. +--- 634504850 +Post the inverse already you fucks +--- 634504964 +>>634500934 +Ideal advice +--- 634505002 +>>634504843 +>NNOOOOO MARIO HAS TO BE A KEKOLD!! HOW ELSE CAN I SELF INSERT!!! +amerimutt lore defenders, everyone. +--- 634505052 +>cucked by niggers: +>cucked by surrogate niggers: (so.yface) +--- 634505139 +>>634505002 +What? +Meds now purist. +Or go what DragonBall & pretend to like the original music. +--- 634505191 +>>634493925 (OP) +>The King +Is Bowser actually? +--- 634505402 +>>634505139 +>Or go what DragonBall & pretend to like the original music +Less grass mowing, more ingles, ESLkun. +--- 634505527 +>>634500805 +Yes +--- 634505576 +>>634505402 +>Being a fucking snob a fetish thread. +The Koopalings work better as Bowser's kids you mongoloid. +Now get back in-line to your 28th viewing of the film. +--- 634505741 +>>634499017 +us mere mortals cannot understand gigachad's motives +--- 634505776 +>>634504843 +still not an argument +cope +--- 634505996 +>>634505576 +Cope harder Paco. +--- 634506195 +>>634505996 +>Mentions DBZ +>HE'S A SPIC +I'm a Leaf & whiter than you are eurotrash. +--- 634506421 +>>634503469 +Peach getting fucked by Mario is actually that common. Mostly it's faceless men. +--- 634506509 +>>634506421 +>not that common +Fixed. +--- 634506570 +>>634493925 (OP) +>bowsette lowlifes +Reminder that this abomination of a 3 fags circlejerking general still exists. +>>>/vg/424404523 +--- 634506686 +Cheers to all -ette posters redeeming this thread +--- 634506703 +>>634506570 +>342 posts +>26 IPs +At this point why not just take your shit to discord? +--- 634506738 +>>634506570 +>NOOOO PLS DONT RUIN OUR CUKKOLD THREADS +--- 634506878 +>>634503909 +>>634503968 +is there more? +--- 634507560 +>>634493925 (OP) +Nah, Peach is now a badass girl boss who can never get objectified or made a cock trophy ever againm +--- 634507774 +>>634507560 +The momentum in this jump is goofy af. +--- 634507796 +>>634507560 +Bowser isnt a chad or a match for peach in brains or fighting, Peach prefers Plumbers or Hylian Heroes. + +Close thread +--- 634507853 +>>634507560 +--- 634507861 +>>634507774 +Welcome to Mario, also Movie Peach > Game Peach. +--- 634507919 +>>634507560 +Based +--- 634507928 +>>634507853 +its kinda funny how both lefties and righties have changed their tune since the movie released. +--- 634508341 +>>634507928 +I’d honestly argue movie peach is a centrist figure at this point +--- 634508414 +Peach isn’t even the one being kidnapped anymore, bowser x Luigi is more likely now diff --git a/v/634494097.txt b/v/634494097.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a1ca03e1142a9323002ae73ff6959c56e1433b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634494097.txt @@ -0,0 +1,127 @@ +----- +--- 634494097 +Play Need For Speed: Unbound™ +--- 634494189 +There are many cute (biological) girls about to ovulate and race alongside you +--- 634494239 +I don't play games made for blacks. +--- 634494343 +>>634494097 (OP) +>>634494189 +Imagine making a new NEED FOR SPEED game but making your characters look like its fucking Meet & Fuck + +No, meet and fuck at least had women that didn't look like dykes and trannies +--- 634494374 +>>634494097 (OP) +Game is dead , barely hits qk players on steam +--- 634494426 +>>634494239 +Reclaim it before individuals with elevated melanin can do so. They can dress up and make up to your liking, if you don't want the goth qt you can opt for the girl next door with nice legs and an always high libido +--- 634494549 +>>634494097 (OP) +>>634494189 +>>634494426 + + +>woman driver +--- 634494568 +>>634494343 +Homosexuality is a deviance that can be treated + +>>634494374 +Secondary markets do not count +--- 634494740 +>>634494097 (OP) +>for our female design, we have "choked on dick on porn set, black mascara version" +>are you sure this will help us sell our Need For Speed racing game? +>need for what? +--- 634494840 +>>634494097 (OP) +Thanks but I had enough +--- 634494843 +>>634494097 (OP) +She's too cute I'm buying the game for she +--- 634495458 +>>634494568 +Homosexuality is exactly what causes you to be attracted to dykes and trannies like these +--- 634495919 +>>634495458 +That's your brain on chud pol, no need to project +--- 634496349 +>>634494097 (OP) +>>634494189 +This is how chicks in racing games should look like. +--- 634496837 +>>634495919 +No, thats just having eyes and preference in attractive biological women +--- 634497629 +>>634494097 (OP) +Heard the news recently. While I haven't played a Need For Speed in...probably a decade. It hurts knowing EA is going to kill the series. + +>>634494239 +So you don't play any games, at all, Abner? +--- 634497710 +>>634494097 (OP) +>>634494189 +actually kind of cute +all that shit on the car is a tragedy though +--- 634500356 +>>634497710 +>all that shit on the car is a tragedy though +Literally how the Σοyboy developers look with their tattoos. Quintessential bugman culture, everything's a grey placard +for an amorphous blob of clipart-tier inkstains to be smeared all over it. And yes, it counts as personality to them. +--- 634500554 +The bangs would look a lot better if they were longer, never liked this one where they ate so high, like a cut for a retard. But damn, proper bangs are so fucking hot +--- 634500656 +>>634494189 +the combination of stylized people snd realistic everything else just looks off desu +--- 634500928 +oh boy what a natural thread! +--- 634501068 +>>634496349 +Jolyne… +--- 634501339 +>>634494097 (OP) +>>634494189 +>avatar in a racing game +why though, you don't even see it in game +--- 634501464 +>>634501068 +What, Anon? +--- 634502639 +>>634500554 +This +--- 634502716 +>>634494097 (OP) +I play Enthusia +--- 634503487 +>>634494097 (OP) +Maybe next sale. It's about time I got a new racing game +--- 634504919 +>>634502639 +I'd even go a bit lower, but that ones good +--- 634505007 +>>634502639 +>>634504919 +Like this, when they cover the eyebrows +--- 634505719 +>zoomercore, the game +>flopped hard +--- 634505887 +>>634494097 (OP) +>no romance +what's the point +--- 634505970 +>>634494097 (OP) +Milkshake game. +--- 634506649 +>>634496349 +>>634501464 +Who is this? +--- 634506740 +>>634506649 +nathalie guetta +--- 634507576 +>>634506649 +I'd tell you to use reverse search, but I don't feel judgemental today. +Pokkou on tiktok. diff --git a/v/634494423.txt b/v/634494423.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a1b3546612edfd9a2cffe44ac25b0b8dc7783534 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634494423.txt @@ -0,0 +1,168 @@ +----- +--- 634494423 +We need more cute brown girls in vidya +--- 634494774 +RAMLETHAL VALENTINE +--- 634494874 +Ram is cringe +--- 634495071 +My wife +--- 634495080 +>>634494423 (OP) +Chocolate & vanilla flavor for me +--- 634495339 +>>634494874 +Can't you just burst? +--- 634495423 +>>634495339 +Oh, I'm gonna burst all over Ramlethat if you get what I'm saying +--- 634495490 +>>634494874 +Thigh jiggle though. +--- 634499006 +>>634494423 (OP) +Sex with Sol’s daughters. +--- 634499175 +>>634494423 (OP) +If only brown women were this got irl. +--- 634499302 +>>634494874 +All this combo shit for so few damage. God I hate this game. +--- 634499389 +>>634494423 (OP) +Holding hands with Minneapolis when walking home +Hugging Minneapolis tight after lovemaking +Kisses from Minneapolis to wake you up each morning +Pressing your ear against Minneapolis’ belly when she tells you the babies are kicking +Also yes, more is always welcome +--- 634499446 +>>634494774 +LIRU! +--- 634499549 +>>634499302 +>no I want to kill the enemy in TWO hits! +kill yourself, scrub. +--- 634500640 +>>634494774 +Found sauce. It’s some ugly looking spic with pathetic tits +--- 634501110 +>>634495080 +>swings into the character +Retarded coomrot lmao +--- 634501245 +for me it's giovanna +ram is cute but her playstyle is too boring for me +--- 634501529 +Mirko! +--- 634501572 +>>634501529 +cum bunny +--- 634501998 +Buff cat woman +--- 634502010 +>>634501572 +no +--- 634502038 +>>634501998 +her and mirko should destroy my dick +--- 634502248 +>>634501529 +HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE WITH BROWN BUNNYGIRLS +--- 634502518 +>>634501245 +Gio isn't any better +--- 634502529 +>>634501998 +SOVL +--- 634502681 +>>634502518 +nah i like her speed and how she flips around. Ram just stays there and throws swords +--- 634502792 +>>634494423 (OP) +I 200% agree +--- 634502814 +>>634502792 +cato +--- 634502845 +>>634501529 +my fukkin man +--- 634502901 +>>634500640 +share sauce +--- 634502919 +>>634502814 +gato muerte +--- 634502941 +>>634502919 +cat thighjob +--- 634503573 +>>634502941 +yes +--- 634503604 +>>634503573 +stupid cat makes me horny +--- 634504462 +>>634503604 +me too (i am out of fortunes though) +--- 634504505 +>>634504462 +shame I was almost done +--- 634504616 +>>634504505 +nta but +--- 634504658 +>>634504616 +pumping hard +--- 634504708 +>>634502901 +Mulher do maranhão pelada mostrando o cuzão +--- 634504734 +>>634504658 +stop inflating your tires! +--- 634504759 +>>634504734 +I'm at my limit +--- 634504872 +>>634504759 +do it! +--- 634504889 +>>634494423 (OP) +waiting for outlaw star vidya +waiting for my amazonian tanned cat girl with rocking tits +--- 634504901 +>>634502681 +>her speed + +Bitch can't even run. +--- 634504934 +>>634504872 +thanks anon came like a hose +--- 634505065 +>>634504934 +you're welcome +--- 634505528 +>>634505065 +I have to pass out now +--- 634505683 +>>634505065 +>>634505528 +You niggers are gay as fuck +--- 634505756 +>>634505528 +sleep tight, anon! +--- 634506093 +>>634505528 +I do not think I would have posted the fortunes in the first place if I knew I was helping an anon jerk off, I just appreciate cute brown girls with abs +--- 634506287 +>>634504901 +nigga she is the fastest character in the game when on the ground, second is chipp. Look it up +--- 634506648 +Initially sensual before turning into passionate and ecstatic lovemaking for family-starting with Miruko +--- 634506668 +Chocolate +Armpits +--- 634506901 +>>634506648 +GOD yes +--- 634508150 +Yeah diff --git a/v/634494663.txt b/v/634494663.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..185a7f73be77fac0a7ad600471e54a03b2fd33f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634494663.txt @@ -0,0 +1,679 @@ +----- +--- 634494663 +2 is fun +--- 634494718 +is competitive online BN worth getting into +--- 634494896 +To skip sections of the Internet, you just take a more direct route via another person's PC that you have access to yeah? +--- 634494934 +>>634494718 +No. +--- 634494968 +>>634494663 (OP) +why are people playing with the tiny screens +--- 634495010 +>that font + +What the fuck +--- 634495019 +>>634494896 +Yes. +--- 634495036 +>>634494934 +then whats the point of buying this +--- 634495091 +>>634495036 +I bought it to play PvP but it is quite simply terrible. +--- 634495252 +>>634494663 (OP) +Bros.. +--- 634495273 +Why did Maddy pick a pedo navi? +--- 634495379 +>hi lan, I've been posting on 4chan's /v/ board a lot and the average user on that board is very into BLACKED pornography so i decided to give it a try with your mother too +--- 634495437 +>>634495273 +I'm still mad they never brought her back +--- 634495456 +>>634495273 +>tfw no porn of that scene of Colorman bouncing on Roll when you jack in the bus +--- 634495487 +>>634495010 +--- 634495723 +>>634495456 +--- 634495732 +>>634495091 +why? +--- 634495762 +how does trade work +--- 634495812 +>>634495732 +Because of the input lag and queue times +--- 634495817 +>>634495487 +Dios mio.. +--- 634496064 +Still haven't received my copy that I pre ordered, I don't know what duh fuck GameStop is doing. +--- 634496164 +>>634495487 +HOMESTARUNNER REALLY GREAT. +--- 634496196 +>>634494968 +I'm playing on PC, and blowing up a GBA screen to full size feels so cramped that it's as if my eyes are pressed against the screen. +--- 634496253 +>>634496064 +I got mine via Gamestop as well and it arrived yesterday. +--- 634496302 +>>634494718 +Unless you want to be groomed by trannies no +--- 634496523 +quick question before I can't check the thread for a few hours +BN2, does punching cubes into a prism cause prism to do 200 damage around it, or do they just colilde and nothing happens? +--- 634496662 +>>634494718 +If you want PVP battle network, you're better off waiting for Duelists of Eden so you can try it and realize that it is shit and never think pf trying PVP battle network again. +--- 634496720 +>>634495379 +>Alolan Oak +--- 634496739 +>>634496662 +I'm going to guess it's shit because it's two players constantly moving around. +--- 634496821 +>>634495379 +Lan should’ve have more siblings with how his mother looks +--- 634496924 +>beat lifevirus +>time for superbosses +>must buy several hundreds of thousands worth of upgrades +>must grind or savescum the lottery for hours for chips +>or scour the net for random encounter bosses and get lucky with their chip drops +Nah. Nah, I ain't doing that shit. I'm moving on. +--- 634496951 +>>634496821 +Hub's death traumatized them from baby making +--- 634496967 +>>634496924 +But anon. The grind is what makes the postgame. Postgame + +Unless you cheat and get all chips +--- 634497105 +>>634496924 +Pussy +--- 634497269 +>>634496924 +>Upgrades +Good +>Bosses +Good +>Lottery +Nah I'm with you on that one, wtf were they thinking +--- 634497373 +you get like 500 moneys for an undernet S rank battle +a powerup costs 100000 a piece and I have some 20 levels to go +it's madness +--- 634497486 +>>634497373 +You were expecting them to unfuck some of the grind/encounter rates? +--- 634497498 +>>634497373 +just savescum MDs +--- 634497531 +Dex used to be white? +--- 634497552 +>>634497531 +What is lightning +--- 634497630 +>read a message board post from Dex complaining about how he can never beat Lan +>Famous advises him to use more support chips like AreaGrab and Recover +>Gutsman v3 uses both + Geddon +neat +--- 634497810 +>>634494663 (OP) +Fogot how much running around and general time wasting bullshit there was in BN1. Stopped at the 'volumes of world history' part and started 3. +They should at least give us the option to turn off random battles. +--- 634497929 +>>634497810 +BN2's even fucking worse with the running around. Never played beyond it. Did their level designers ever smarten the fuck up with every net area being long winding pathways with the odd fork? +--- 634498621 +>Need to use Press +>KTEIUE2D +>Gotta farm Aqua chips +>KTEIUE2D +>Need BlackMind for Undernet quest +>KTEIUE2D +>Oh I need Press again +>KTEIUE2D +>I need AirShoes for this fight +>KTEIUE2D +>Need SneakRun on to farm Navis +>KTEIUE2D +>Post on 4chan BBS +>KTEIUE2D +--- 634498676 +>>634497630 +SOUL +--- 634498749 +Does every Chip come in every letter variant, or is it a fixed amount as a means to balance what all you can stack in a given turn? +--- 634498792 +>Dr. Wily was ostracized but we still used his tank designs +>Also all of our military equipment is internet enabled +>Hey didn't Dr. Wily establish WWW? A terrorist hacker group with the state goal of crushing internet society + +Come on guys! I just need you people to put in a LITTLE bit of effort into your own safety +--- 634498814 +>>634498749 +each chip usually has like 4 or 5 code variants +--- 634498831 +>>634498749 +Chips are fixed to a small number of codes. +--- 634498852 +>>634498749 +a given set of 3-5 letters +different tiers get different sets with some sharing a letter through the entire series for PAs +--- 634498867 +>>634498792 +Just like in real life +--- 634498882 +>>634497552 +a shitty character +--- 634498890 +>>634498749 +Fixed. Off the top of my head the Cannon chip comes in codes A through E. Then again a more powerful chip like Elecsword only comes in codes N and P. And something fucking stupid like BassGS exclusively comes in X code that matches with almost nothing except * code +--- 634498894 +>>634494663 (OP) +Can anybody help me with some navi chips from bn1?I need some of the bad chips. Elecman,Bombman,Pharaohman. I have like 25 chips left and those are just making my soul come out of my body. Abusing the chip machine is slow and trying to fight them is a death wish because of the encounter rate +--- 634498990 +>>634496924 +Can't you run to end of net and savescum some swords? +--- 634498995 +This shit cracked on steam yet? Or do I have to play it on the switch? +--- 634499053 +>>634498995 +why would you play it on anything other than the switch? + +it's the only place with PvP that is populated +--- 634499104 +Is there a quick reset or am I stuck having to hit five inputs to return to the main screen every time I'm trial&error/savescumming something? +--- 634499114 +>>634494663 (OP) +How good are collections? I heard they restored cut content from 6 and there is online. What are graphic options, some scaling and filters? +--- 634499115 +>>634498792 +Dr. Wily did nothing wrong. +--- 634499149 +Who's your favorite Net Ranger? +--- 634499186 +>>634499149 +net yellow +press +--- 634499214 +>Does nothing wrong +>You only fight him because the game tells you to +--- 634499220 +FUCK MOLES +FUCK MOLES +FUCK MOLES +--- 634499229 +>>634499149 +Net Blue (Purple) +--- 634499263 +>>634499220 +Dominerds are the true cancer of Battle Network +--- 634499282 +>why is everyone talking about BN these days? +>see it on steam last night +>39$ for vol 1 and vol 2 +why couldn't they just put it into one game and why the fuck are you absolute fucking faggots paying 80$ for a fucking rom with a shitty filter? +i will kill you all i swear to fucking god +--- 634499316 +>>634499282 +it can't be helped +--- 634499363 +>>634499282 +I bought it to tell Capcom I would like more Mega Man games for the 4th time +--- 634499417 +>>634499282 +>be retard +>do zero research +>make a bunch of assumptions with no basis +>get mad +nobody cares, faggot +--- 634499454 +>>634499282 +Because it has online play for every MMBN game +--- 634499513 +>>634499363 +all it tells capcom is that you are a fucking faggot that pays 80$ for a fucking rom with a cheap shader +>>634499417 +>t-t-they actually worked hard for this preasu understandu smoll company +--- 634499607 +>>634499513 +its $60 dumb fuck +--- 634499635 +>>634499149 +kek. The dialogue in this game is hilarious sometimes +--- 634499671 +>>634499513 +10 dollars per game, all the cut content restored, and online. no its not a bad deal +--- 634499680 +>>634499282 +Do you think this is bad? Look at the Etrian Odyssey re-releases. +The world is just fucked. +--- 634499725 +>>634499513 +>that pays 80$ +Leaf detected. +--- 634499737 +I'm more worried about this kid than the bombs +--- 634499782 +>>634499220 +moles fucking suck. I can't think of a virus I dislike fighting more. Maybe team 1 and 2 but they're so rare they're cool +--- 634499804 +>>634499263 +the fucking poison trees dude +--- 634499813 +>>634499513 +It's was easily worth $60 just to play through the game at the same time as everyone else on /v/ these threads have been the most fun I have had on this board in years +--- 634499859 +>>634499214 +He's not white thats what he did wrong +--- 634499873 +>>634499813 +nigger it released half a week ago +--- 634499878 +>>634499513 +10€ per game is a fair price in my opinion. +Considering my parents threw away my GBA when I was 14. +Yes I could play it on emulator but I want Capcom to make more BN games, also the release makes more people interested in a game I care about. +Also has the JP cut content. I normally pirate most things but I really don't see this collection as anything particularly offensive. +--- 634499882 +I guess I shouldn't be using the bass/punk download chips from the start +--- 634499904 +>>634499680 +It's not like any Etrian Odyssey will leave you wanting for content. No competition means these games are still the gold standard. +--- 634499916 +>>634499873 +and I have been participating in these threads since then, you good? +--- 634499921 +>>634499737 +Just push him into the river and forget about him. +>>634499725 +He's probably calculating both versions as 80 together, though I don't think telling him you can get both for only 60 is going to quell his anger. +--- 634499976 +>>634499882 +In BN1? It's fine. Just download it and replace your escape chip with it. +--- 634500014 +>>634494663 (OP) +Should I get both collections or just the Vol. 1? + +Never played a single game in the series. +--- 634500098 +Guys how do I get to the Undernet? +--- 634500136 +>>634499813 +Could have just been playing a GBA rom alongside them. +--- 634500180 +>>634500014 +the best games in the series are the later ones +--- 634500182 +>>634500098 +You're already here, pal. Tits or GTFO +--- 634500205 +>>634499282 +I'm emulating and playing along with the buy fags +--- 634500257 +>Kids father dies +>Leaves behind a will she has to follow if she wants a photo of her dad and mom together +>Leads to a quest with multiple different locations hidden by riddles, each guarded by the strongest viruses in the game +>All of this to "motivate" her to be an ace NetBattler +wtf dude +--- 634500305 +>>634499882 +the first BN3 boss is way more broken than punk anyway +--- 634500318 +>>634500257 +--- 634500353 +>>634499882 +Give yourself punk after you beat famous +--- 634500423 +What was Mr. Famous' name before he became famous? +--- 634500468 +>Amazon still hasn't shipped +How? Why? +--- 634500489 +How do you mod the font to the old style? +--- 634500497 +>>634500423 +It was just a blank space because he wasn't married yet either. +--- 634500542 +>>634500423 +It's just Famous. +--- 634500604 +>>634499671 +>all the cut content restored +the what now? +--- 634500679 +>>634500604 +A big portion of BN6 was only in the Japanese version, they translated it and added it here +--- 634500691 +Oh yeah, now we're gaming + +I kind of hoped for Wood element +--- 634500754 +>>634499671 +Question on that, I know mmbn6 has content gutted out in the English version, but is that also the case for all other mmbn games as well or only certain ones? + +Shame they don't localise the sidescrolling game on dreamcast and the operation shooting stars +--- 634500784 +>>634498792 +This is accurate of government projects. I never suggested any improvements nor raised too many concerns because I know they'd never be approved. I was there to slap a feature layer on a pre-existing system and turn a blind eye to everything aside from it. +--- 634500807 +>>634500679 +shit, how big we talkin' here? played the shit out of bn6 back in the day. +--- 634500889 +>>634500807 +Literally an entire scenario involving Dracula. +--- 634500992 +Is PvP dead because people are grinding, or is everyone ranked up so I can't find a match? +--- 634501145 +>>634500992 +>Is PvP dead because people are grinding +That one. Also the fact that this is split between six different games. So most of the people playing haven't picked a game to focus on +--- 634501190 +>Lan please stop accessing the Undernet on the SciLab's computers +>But dad it's fastest way there! +--- 634501278 +>>634500691 +>HP drain bug but start battle invincible + +Bug Style is fun. This game is fun. What is the special sauce that makes these games so fun? +--- 634501456 +>>634501145 +I mean, I smashed both bn3 and bn6 and cant find a match within a reasonable amount of time on either. I found this one person and i let them win a few times so they would play me enough to rank. +--- 634501492 +>>634501145 +>Also the fact that this is split between six different games. +I'm just disappointed we didn't get the 'one' shared online for all of the games, to the point where it allows a BN6 player to go up against a BN1-5 player if they wish. Even though that'd require them programming it all themselves to pull assets from every game as needed, rather than retooling the pre-existing netcode to tunnel through the internet instead of a link cable. +--- 634501640 +>>634501278 +you know the answer +>>634501492 +I'm more disappointed about the lack of unified versions +just imagine drill dog +--- 634501962 +STOP FUCKING GIVING ME ZENNYS I WANT CHIPS YOU PIECE OF SHIT +--- 634502000 +>>634501962 +What game? If BN3 I would save chip grinding until you get Collect and Custom Style +--- 634502053 +>>634502000 +2, I just got to Netopia and I'm finding all these new viruses (or upgraded ones) and none of them want to give me chips even when I S rank them. +--- 634502454 +>>634500182 +Oh shit! +--- 634502516 +They need to chill with the anti semitic dialogues. +--- 634502693 +>>634500691 +How'd you make these fabulously sweet webms? My coomer brain is fried. +--- 634502694 +Why are there so many puns in this game? Why are there so many puns within the Battle Network series? +--- 634502917 +Holy shit the PlantMan + Plasma folder is insane +--- 634502927 +>>634502693 +Just use the record function on my Switch (hold the screenshot button) which records 30 seconds of gameplay. Send the image to my phone (using the phone option on your Switch will bring up a QR code that you can use your phone's camera to connect to your Switch and download to your phone). And then just Google a webm converter. At that quality I generally max out at 10 seconds of footage but for shitposting purposes that's more than enough +--- 634502967 +>>634502917 +there's a reason 3 is either the F or P game +--- 634502969 +>>634502917 +https://youtu.be/BQys0pDZxdU [Embed] + +I give you dEgEnEracy +--- 634503324 +>>634499282 +I bought it twice +vol 1 and 2 on steam, and on switch. fuck off poorfag +--- 634503328 +>Get stuck on playthrough 2 Duo +>Have no chips +>Need to make a servicable folder. +idk bros. +--- 634503341 +Has anyone dumped the ROMs yet? I want to know what versions specifically they use, especially in cases like EXE 2 and 4 where there's a 1.0 and 1.1 version. +--- 634503423 +how do I counter anubis +--- 634503443 +>>634502927 +Neat tip anon, thanks! +--- 634503458 +>>634503328 +I remember years and years back I did a playthrough with /v/ where I went through the the whole game with the starting folder. I don't think I could do it now but you can do it anon +--- 634503463 +wtf I just booted the game up why does mega man sound like a 40-year old dudebro? +--- 634503646 +>>634503463 +Because when they needed an actor for the anime they chose a 20 year old dudebro and now he's 40. +--- 634503703 +I did it. Now to put off that library achievement until later. +Might play 5 next; it's my fave. Any recommendations for which versions of 3, 4 and 6 to play? +--- 634503757 +>>634503703 +Falzar is cooler than Gregar but Gregar is stronger than Falzar +--- 634503836 +>>634502694 +Because it's a light-hearted story to counterbalance how incredibly fucked the main timeline is. +--- 634503919 +>>634503703 +>3 +doesn't matter, japan got the good one +>4 +red sun, search soul is incredibly broken +>5 +colonel, also broken, better team too +>6 +Both are fine, I preferred gregar though, lions > birds +--- 634503953 +Lan you shouldn't just install stuff just because its from your dad! +--- 634504362 +>>634503458 +idk I get him down to 750. Would be easier if there was a third Long Sword S available. +--- 634504450 +Mayl in an apron. +--- 634504483 +Masa in an apron. +--- 634504570 +>>634495252 +She probably calls you "small" i.e. young in japanese and the translator fucked up/interpreted it wrong on purpose. +--- 634504654 +>>634502694 +Translated by SA goons +--- 634504661 +Why do women love being raped so much? +--- 634504736 +This whole natural disaster and ice on the net arc in BN2 is the worse than anything in BN1. +--- 634504864 +>>634504736 +BN2's endgame is probably the worst in the series. The final dungeon is pure pain to navigate +--- 634504972 +>>634504864 +this degree of shit taste should be illegal +--- 634504990 +>>634500014 +Get V1 and play 2/3. If you like those, get V2 and play 6/5. If you liked all those, then try 4. After that, play the DS remake of 1, the version of 1 on the collection isn't worth playing. +--- 634505584 +>Every single issue people have had with BN1 was fixed in OSS +https://www.therockmanexezone.com/wiki/Changes_in_Rockman_EXE_Operate_Shooting_Star +Well what do you know +--- 634505586 +>>634496924 +>beat 1 in about seven hours +>post game grind takes twice as long +Meanwhile I could replay classic Mega Man 1-6 two or three times in the same timeframe. +--- 634505767 +>>634496662 +Holy shit why haven't I heard of that shit before +Eden was my GOTY because I didn't play Shanghai.exe that year but it's still a fucking great game and the best slay the spire clone +--- 634505782 +help +--- 634505889 +>>634503703 +Trust me on this. You either do it now or never. I stuck to it and its awful. You did the right choice +--- 634505937 +>>634505584 +Sorry anon, but people have to force themselves into playing 1 because corporation told them to +--- 634506121 +took a handful of tries but not too bad, god bless tadpole +also, best navi chip in the game +--- 634506172 +>tfw have to wait till the end of April for my wagiebux to buy the collection +I hope the fun threads won't die by that time. +--- 634506180 +If I download the bassGS patch card, am I still able to obtain regular bass or bass+ in bn3? +--- 634506228 +man these games really look fucked up with the larger display sizes +--- 634506275 +>>634506228 +just looking through each of these images now is pretty weird yea. +--- 634506309 +>>634506172 +A bunch of anons are still playing BN1 and the collection has 6 games so i think threads will last a while. +--- 634506339 +>>634505782 +>>634506121 +Ew girls. +--- 634506358 +Home... +--- 634506419 +>>634498882 +kek +--- 634506425 +I appreciate the restored Boktai content in 6, but this new Django chip is shitty compared to the previous ones. +--- 634506431 +>>634506339 +Filter all filter posters +--- 634506438 +People got offended by this.. what in actual fuck?? + +https://youtu.be/XWN2Lehwbwo [Embed] +--- 634506501 +>people call Bass "base" +>people call Colonel "kernel" +>people call Napalm Man "neigh-palm man" +>people call Mayl "male" +>people call Django "jango" +--- 634506538 +Electopian bros it's fucking over. We just can't compete with BNC. +--- 634506567 +>>634495723 +>>634495456 +20 years after the fact we only just at last got someone doing a corruption image around it, instead of just the 'Dark Roll' from the anime. +--- 634506653 +>>634506501 +KERNEL! +I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU KERNEL +HUUWAAAA +--- 634506765 +>>634506538 +Come on and fight us freckled cunt! +--- 634506816 +>>634506538 +>you will never have a chicky chick baby +>she will never make you go kaboom +>you will never be digited by a lady +>you will never have a Lovefire +>it will never come to you soon +Why live? +--- 634506831 +>Alpha caused a total net shut down for 6 full months +>Also they fired Dr.Cossack and blamed Bass.EXE for the whole incident +>All of this happened around the same time they threw out Dr. Wily but still kept his tanks and military equipment +>They captured Alpha after it ran out of things to break and then built the Undernet to house the Gigafreeze program, which is an total internet killswitch button. Which then ended up becoming a den of criminals because no one was supposed to be there so it was sequestered away from, but not totally disconnected from, the regular net +>Somehow... SOMEHOW Scilab covered all of this up and expected it all to just go away +>this in addition to a chair intended to digitize your mind for travel into cyberworld and a machine intended to hack the human soul and change a person's personality on the fundamental level + +What the FUCK Scilab? +--- 634506853 +>>634499282 +Stop being poor +--- 634506865 +>NPC Asks if I want to net battle +> I say yes and then the npc says no becuase I already beat it +Stop being so dumb metalman bitch +--- 634506903 +>>634506438 +>Please be my GROOM +Lan... +--- 634506953 +>NoOOoO BN1 Is le Bad!! You NeEd 2 Skipp iT !!1!! StArTT witt BN 2 !!!1!!1!11 +>BN2 +>Take request at area A +>Go to area B to talk and start the quest +>Go back to area A to secure objective +>GO back to area B to talk and complete the quest +Yeah, you guys are fucking retarded. +--- 634507041 +>>634506953 +At least BN2 lets you run away, has sneakrun, and doesn't have a scenario as BS as Elecman's. +You should start with 3 anyway. +--- 634507115 +1 and 2 are good you're all whiny faggots +--- 634507128 +>>634503703 +Play Blue it's pretty much just straight up superior with an extra boss and FolderBack +4 and 6 come down to which souls you prefer +--- 634507151 +>>634505782 +Succ is easy just don’t get hit. +Now the REAL pain is fighting Marisa on anything higher than v1 because she fucking soams hakkero. +--- 634507164 +>>634507041 +It's best to start with Starforce 3 and work backwards, that way you play them from worst to best. +--- 634507181 +>>634506831 +CERN shit +--- 634507241 +>>634506121 +KillerDoll is busted shit with added damage chips. +--- 634507334 +>>634506831 +You know the government in real life would do the exact same shit if they could. +--- 634507387 +>>634506358 +>the Undernet is hosted on a bunch of original Xboxes +--- 634507395 +>>634507334 +>would +--- 634507462 +>>634506903 +Hmmmmm. +--- 634507502 +Should I use it? +--- 634507586 +>>634499282 +It's 60 for both. +--- 634507682 +>>634507502 +Don't do Darkchips children +--- 634507780 +why do some of the screenshots look like absolute garbage? Is there some upscaling shit +--- 634507932 +>>634503836 +The stakes are about as high as in the Classic series. +--- 634507938 +>>634507780 +there's a LOOKIN GOOD filter that's on by default +text is fucked either way +--- 634508046 +>>634507932 +Well in the Network timeline the heroes win. Humanity didn't die and get replaced by their robot creations +--- 634508117 +>>634508046 +in exchange there's a non trivial chance of your toilet murdering you every time you take a shit +--- 634508212 +>>634508117 +Good morning sirs. +--- 634508342 +I'm still slogging my ass through 1. I forgot how much of an absolute slog 1 was. +Gotta make it though. I'm going to make it diff --git a/v/634495524.txt b/v/634495524.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f8040e88c4aeb50315d2b456f627f7c3ffb8e5be --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634495524.txt @@ -0,0 +1,83 @@ +----- +--- 634495524 +Vidya OST thread. Post your best vidya music + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zl-FWcMOno [Embed] +--- 634498132 +>>634495524 (OP) +https://youtu.be/MfLOypUb8PY [Embed] +--- 634498941 +>not even posting the best one +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msFbOHoouPs [Embed] + +Also +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S8y7fPcz7M [Embed] + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0guReRtGWI [Embed] + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayap1tcy_0E [Embed] +--- 634499439 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSejcuaMLMA [Embed] +--- 634500129 +https://youtu.be/IuCoC-7DB34 [Embed] +--- 634500251 +https://youtu.be/cdKFXULhr18 [Embed] +--- 634500309 +https://youtu.be/V2f3eE0kaAY [Embed] +--- 634500680 +https://youtu.be/9boFOGPISDg [Embed] +--- 634500692 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj4jijY8BUc [Embed] +--- 634500854 +https://youtu.be/upKQkDhdVlE [Embed] +--- 634500914 +https://youtu.be/qSiLirUz-GI [Embed] +I actually really miss this game. +--- 634501004 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6xpVVNF2o [Embed] +--- 634501132 +>>634495524 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUwQid4l_NQ [Embed] +i though she had a dick in the mini +--- 634501317 +>>634495524 (OP) +>>634498941 +Step aside +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v47ULEqDm5o [Embed] +--- 634501380 +Damn, porn music sounds like THAT? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoG3JRzA5hM [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8ZaiuUJcdc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3h2_iB-AyM [Embed] +--- 634501954 +>>634495524 (OP) +SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX +NORIKO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX +SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX +--- 634502217 +https://youtu.be/UJyYZJ-aLoo [Embed] +--- 634502524 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4J-Dq0dIA4 [Embed] +--- 634502893 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RhpTliGv2U [Embed] +--- 634503151 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvug5-OfWLw [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNXixWo3coY [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3t9Nwjr_8 [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM96WWORDdY [Embed] +--- 634503589 +Undertale clone +https://youtu.be/UQbcmysifYA [Embed] +--- 634504267 +>>634495524 (OP) +https://youtu.be/MBcilVXR19I [Embed] +https://youtu.be/wDqVwyOcYb0 [Embed] +--- 634505190 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKgp-qDNrI [Embed] +--- 634505765 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1weNnjzaXbY [Embed] +greatest normal battle theme ever created +--- 634507723 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCXu7YxtK94 [Embed] +--- 634508074 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ko-0jUzF4U [Embed] diff --git a/v/634495674.txt b/v/634495674.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91dc84c17b4c322dcc377cf0e1ba03ad40f112d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634495674.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1803 @@ +----- +--- 634495674 +Which 2hu do you want for the roster? +--- 634495845 +MIMAMIMAMIMAMIMAMIMAMIMAMIMA +OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG* +--- 634495886 +>>634495674 (OP) +I'll be maining my wife, Niwatari. +--- 634495967 +ENTER +Dunderhead +--- 634495990 +>>634495845 +MIMABROS WW@ +--- 634496013 +https://touhou-project.news/news/8892/ +--- 634496016 +>>634495845 +Don't forget to take your calcium! +--- 634496136 +>>634496013 +SUCKING REIMU'S OUTIE UNTIL IT RUPTURES HER LOWER INTESTINE +I love new game time bros. +--- 634496197 +>>634496013 +>background +That's oil isn't it? +--- 634496202 +PoFV IS BACK UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH +And WBaWC PLOT IS TOOOOOOOOOO +--- 634496219 +is her gohei still getting bigger ? +--- 634496232 +>>634496136 +>Not seeing the cloth fold +Blindanon... +--- 634496234 +>>634496013 +>all living ghost +Mimabros...it's our time +--- 634496424 +>wanted to clear all games/extras to not be a secondary +>when done lost all motivation to play 2hu +>wanted to lnb touhou 19 when it comes out +>mfw it's a phantasmagoria game +--- 634496497 +>>634496232 +Anon no... no anon.. that is pure. PURE. PUUUUUUUUUURE bellybuttonsexo. I sayagainpurebellyosexobutton. +--- 634496518 +>>634496197 +Looks like leaves? +--- 634496519 +Seiran... Is in +https://twitter.com/lunalunachild/status/1249332871086497793 +--- 634496583 +ok guys hear me out +playable junko +--- 634496602 +>>634495990 +I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES +--- 634496608 +'rumi tits +--- 634496632 +>>634496497 +It's not even skin tone. +--- 634496645 +>>634496013 +where is the silhouette +--- 634496653 +>>634496583 +She would fit the animal theme at least. +But who knows if that's what ZUN is going for anyway. +--- 634496721 +>>634496649 +This is new art for Aunn, Naz and Seiran right? +I think I'm more hyped about that than anything except maybe the music. +--- 634496748 +>>634496649 +I know this is v.01 or whatever but round selectors on a hexagon grid pisses me off. +--- 634496757 +>>634496632 +>not even skin tone +IT'S ACTUALLY PALER THAN HER FACE +--- 634496790 +You ARE taller than your favorite 2hu, right? +--- 634496808 +>>634496748 +What about the fact that p1 and p2 circles are not the same size, does that annoy you? +--- 634496832 +>>634496721 +yup. plus +>a bunch of new story routes +--- 634496843 +>>634496649 +marisa's broom is looking weird +--- 634496862 +>>634495674 (OP) +I want Ringo in +>B-but Seiran +I know, I just want them both +--- 634496897 +>>634495674 (OP) +Youmu! +--- 634496898 +>>634496808 +That's obviously so they can fit on the same character. +--- 634496914 +>>634496862 +B-but reisen +--- 634496943 +>>634496649 +>Aunn's eyes are still green +>Marisa and Reimu have red eyes +hoo boy +--- 634496956 +>>634496914 +Reisen is a deserter and race traitor and her ears aren't even real +--- 634496973 +>>634496832 +I kind of assume there wouldn't be any story and it would just be a pvp game, but I guess that is true. Oh god imagine the amount of dialogue, will this bring on the second golden age of doujin works? +--- 634496974 +ZUN spent too long drawing the character portraits, so there will only be two new music tracks, both of which will be remixes since the final bosses are Mamizou and Yukari. +--- 634496983 +>>634496943 +I guess reimu and marisa are now one with the animal spirits +--- 634497014 +>>634496790 +I'm 162cm. +--- 634497031 +>>634496956 +>her ears aren't even real +Don't make fun of a war veteran wearing prosthetics to replace what she lost. +--- 634497034 +is cirno guaranteed to be playable or can I hope for this dumb slut to not be in ? +--- 634497051 +>>634497014 +IMAGINE +--- 634497052 +Posting 2hus that could make it is nice +But what about 2hus that are almost for sure already out of the run? +--- 634497063 +>>634496748 +>draws a knife +>gives it a circular hitbox +just ZUN things +--- 634497090 +>>634496956 +And Seiran and Ringo aren't deserters or race traitors because..? +--- 634497121 +>>634497052 +sara is an easy one +you can also throw all the weird non human things in pc98 like trump king, 2 red dots or 5 magic stones +--- 634497124 +>>634497090 +at least their ears are real +--- 634497150 +>>634497014 +I can get behind that. +--- 634497168 +>>634497090 +they're literally not +just 2 poor soldiers suffering the consequences of the actions of a terrorist group +--- 634497202 +>>634495875 +the plot will involve him danmaku-ing the village school. keine will have to stop him +--- 634497265 +>>634497052 +I don't think either Komeiji is making it in. +--- 634497285 +yeah +i'm thinging shes back +--- 634497323 +>>634497265 +don't underestimate meme magic +schizos thrive on nonsense +--- 634497358 +Nazrin? More like NazSHIT lol +--- 634497375 +>>634497323 +It's. Over. +--- 634497430 +>>634497358 +>stabbed in the chest +>rats spill out +actually a horrifying concept +--- 634497440 +>>634496013 +>green colors +>thunder +>is a ghost +inb4 tojiko is the true mastermind behind the incident +--- 634497460 +She's going to represent SA, right? RIGHT? +--- 634497465 +>podd +>final boss is a 18 years old college professor +>pofv +>final boss is a judge +>19... +what normal ass boring job is our new final boss going to have ? +--- 634497567 +If there were 152 separate IPs in the last thread... what does that mean for normal threads? +--- 634497602 +LOVE +--- 634497616 +>PvP game +Man I haven't played STGs for 2 years +--- 634497618 +>>634497440 +>lives in the hall of dreams +huh +--- 634497627 +>>634496608 +Kurumi tits? +--- 634497628 +>>634497440 +I WAS CAUGHT +INSIDE THE CROWN PRINCE'S WIFE +I LOOKED AROUND +AND I KNEW THERE WAS NO GOING BACK +--- 634497631 +>>634497460 +You WISH +--- 634497640 +>>634497567 +>lurkers started posting because new game hype +>everyone happened to be awake at the same time +>third, darker option.... +--- 634497643 +>>634497567 +More anons = more sexo. +--- 634497678 +>>634497627 +Can you cool it with the attention whoring for one fucking thread? +--- 634497716 +>>634496790 +Yes, but it would be hard to be smaller than her in the first place. +--- 634497729 +UDoALG +--- 634497730 +>yamame +>orin +>okuu +>koishi +the competition for being SA's rep is looking rough +--- 634497747 +>>634497678 +Jellyanon... +--- 634497750 +>>634497716 +It would be pretty difficult to be smaller than most 2hus, save some very select ones. +--- 634497764 +>>634497640 +I choose the darker option. +--- 634497781 +Why is Marisa called a primate now? +--- 634497808 +>>634497781 +>now +--- 634497821 +>>634497781 +Humans are primates, my American friend. +--- 634497836 +>>634497627 +I was referring to Narumi +--- 634497867 +brb gonna eat spaghetti +--- 634497868 +>>634497836 +I honestly thought you were referring to Urumi +--- 634497925 +>>634497781 +animal realm stuff +--- 634497930 +>>634496757 +Reimu's farmer tan +--- 634497998 +>>634497781 +Marisape. +--- 634498031 +>>634497465 +Accountant +--- 634498101 +>>634498057 +Nobody sleeps that long. +--- 634498118 +>>634498057 +Good night Kyouko, Aunn is the only relevant doghu now! +--- 634498189 +>>634498031 +Investment banker? +--- 634498203 +>>634498118 +TD needs an animalhu so... +--- 634498220 +Yatsutraitorposters...... +--- 634498224 +>>634498189 +imagine the memes +--- 634498230 +GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BULLY KUTAKA PLAYERS INTO SUBMISSION +--- 634498240 +>Yatsutraitorpos- +--- 634498269 +>>634498240 +>No wa ha ha +Into the trash it goes! +--- 634498279 +>>634498230 +You cannot crush my spirit. +--- 634498292 +>>634495674 (OP) +uuuh... Chimata and uuuh... Konngara and uuuuh................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Chimata again (Evil variant) +--- 634498374 +Assuming the trial version is just these 5, who are you playing first? +For me it's Seiran +--- 634498393 +>>634495674 (OP) +I'm excited. I want her to annihilate me. +--- 634498395 +help... me............................ +--- 634498401 +>>634498269 +--- 634498432 +>>634498401 +Text too small +--- 634498454 +Why do people hate Koishi? +--- 634498487 +>Why do peo- +--- 634498503 +seducing Marisa with a banana because she's a fucking monkey +--- 634498513 +>>634498454 +>people +No they aren't +--- 634498608 +Shion smells +--- 634498631 +>>634496254 +Troons are disproportionately non-white. +--- 634498636 +>>634497716 +is she rubbing her coochie +--- 634498642 +>>634498608 +My cock and balls +--- 634498648 +Jingle bells +>>634498608 +Kutaka laid an egg +--- 634498683 +Be honest: when was the last time you played a shmup? + +Last time I played was Touhou in 2020 and I cleared LotLK on Lunatic and haven't touched a shmup ever seen. +Will I get fucked in Th19? I don't want to lose against anons. +--- 634498718 +>>634495674 (OP) +Mario +--- 634498728 +>>634498683 +Finished MarisaA DDC Normal a few months ago +--- 634498731 +>>634498642 +shion is probably really good at fellatio +--- 634498741 +>>634498683 +Last summer +--- 634498768 +>>634498731 +yeah i did my best training her +--- 634498774 +>>634497465 +Lawyer +--- 634498818 +>>634498683 +A couple days ago, but it wasn't Touhou. +--- 634498851 +>>634498768 +Anon did you just..........................? +--- 634498875 +>>634498774 +Satanic +--- 634498915 +>new game announced +>thread topic turns to tr*nnies +gameplaysisters… +--- 634498917 +>>634498636 +No, the breeze makes her shiver, so she tries to cover it (she asked Sakuya for a longer nightgown) +--- 634498923 +>>634498786 +>bloomers not tranparent +Secondary, please. +--- 634498928 +>>634498683 +SA like 2 years ago. +I used to be able to lunatic 1cc'd without problems back in 2012. It's one thing being bad at danmaku, but being used to be good and then unable to even reach stage 5 when you retry it years later it's a completely diferent feeling. +Really discouraging. +--- 634498948 +>>634498683 +3 days ago, it was MoF +Just for the fun of it +I actually had been playing too much PoFV (Single player, these games are strictly SP for me) since these are my comfort games and I thought it'd be enough to derust but my normal shooting skills took a run to adjust despite that. +--- 634498956 +>>634498923 +holy shit ZUN +--- 634498967 +>>634498683 +Last month when I finish 18.5 in like 4 days +--- 634498970 +>>634498928 +Shmups are a boomer genre tho, you just need to practice again. +--- 634499010 +>>634498915 +There are more than enough posters here to spam them away, just post 2hus +--- 634499019 +Bone status? +--- 634499061 +>>634498923 +What is a young girl like Seiran doing wearing transparent underwear? +--- 634499065 +Shion is such a good pet +--- 634499070 +>>634498683 +Couple months back. It was Hellsinker, I haven't played touhou in close to a year. Likely won't be in top condition, but I'm excited for this. +--- 634499113 +>>634498203 +Mamizou or Miko +--- 634499163 +>>634499019 +Aching +--- 634499169 +I'm waiting for the alt colors +--- 634499189 +Please, make the spider playable... +--- 634499195 +>>634499113 +Oh yeah, Mami +--- 634499204 +Narumi is so fucking fat like holy SHIT +--- 634499207 +>>634498920 +And chances are, your country is just some backwater shithole, lacking in opportunity to do... Well, anything really. +--- 634499228 +>>634498683 +A few days ago, I'm kind of a big deal. +--- 634499268 +>>634499207 +Wrong! +--- 634499274 +>>634499182 +2hus for this feel? +--- 634499286 +>>634498503 +--- 634499290 +>>634499189 +too fat to be playable, just like youmu +--- 634499313 +>I-IS THAT VIDEO GAME DISCUSSION? +>ON MY VEE? +>TIME TO SHITPOST AND TALK ABOUT LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE! +I wish these "people" found some other playground to rattle their baby toys in. +Even worse is the samefag posts to make it seem like anyone gives a fuck. +--- 634499320 +>>634499228 +>watch this +>"kek what a retard" +>haven't played for so long I might be worse +--- 634499334 +>>634499290 +I thought that's supposed to be yuyuko +--- 634499337 +>>634499268 +this creature scares me +--- 634499342 +>>634498923 +>>634499061 +>>634498956 +Was th15 the first game sponsored by nvidia RTX??? +--- 634499349 +>>634499313 +Quite a shame innit +--- 634499356 +>>634499204 +I don't believe you +--- 634499460 +Chen will be in +--- 634499469 +>>634499356 +with how fat she is and how much she eats she could replace the moon in due time... +--- 634499481 +>>634499337 +THE MASTER OF MAGIC +THE PILLAR OF PROTAGONISM +THE SIRE OF SPELLS +THE ZHAR OF ZEs + +ENTER CHADRISA CHADSAME +--- 634499502 +wish the generaltroons would stick to grooming kids on discord, last thread was only good because noble /v/tards outnumbered them 10 to 1 +--- 634499504 +>>634498374 +reimu +always reimu +--- 634499528 +>>634499481 +Is that thing safe? +--- 634499542 +>>634499502 +Talk about video games then faggot +--- 634499543 +>>634499481 +She's a MONKEY +--- 634499587 +It's time to go sleep. +--- 634499632 +I have no friends to LAN with why did zun do this bros +--- 634499649 +>>634499587 +Uooohh hags wheelchairs +Needs stairs push correction +--- 634499664 +>>634499632 +What? Was no online play confirmed? +--- 634499696 +>>634499664 +I think he says "I have no friends to play with" +--- 634499729 +Watch ZUN put mizuchi in instead of mima +--- 634499814 +Seija is in since she's a horny animal. +--- 634499830 +I just want my wife back... +--- 634499840 +>>634495674 (OP) +Rosters are not Video Games. +--- 634499885 +>>634499814 +seija getting in would be a disaster for /v/hu +I'd rather see yeah, nah or eh +--- 634499893 +>>634495674 (OP) +>Which 2hu do you want for the roster? +the ice baka +--- 634499914 +>>634499502 +--- 634499919 +mima's fat ghostbutt +--- 634499929 +>>634499885 +>seija getting in would be a disaster for /v/hu +Good. +Now I can beat people up using Seija for double the anger. +--- 634499953 +>>634499893 +the ice bitch is basically guaranteed +--- 634499985 +>>634499542 +No you freaks aren't cool enough for my awesome posts. I'll just make a good thread, with good anons, posting good posts by myself on notepad. +--- 634500056 +>>634499840 +Are roosters video games? +--- 634500081 +>>634499985 +Narumi = me +Marisa = learning to draw +Alice = shitposting about Touhou +--- 634500083 +>>634499985 +you're the only person in this thread who got meta so you're the biggest fag here. +--- 634500087 +Medicine will be in, SexFox too. +--- 634500094 +>>634499893 +also the fire immortal +--- 634500102 +>>634499985 +You still won't get laid, anon. +--- 634500124 +>>634496013 +I can't wait to play with you guys! +--- 634500150 +>expecting the Touhou 19 announcement next month +>make several threads about it +>nobody cares +>ZUN: Hey what if I released the announcement on a random day with no significance :) +>Also ZUN: Oh by the way it's a 2-player fighting game again and yes it's just Twinkle Star Sprites :) :) + +ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN +--- 634500179 +>>634500094 +The prospect of modern ZUN style Mokou scares me. +--- 634500197 +:D +--- 634500198 +IF mima does come back what would the reaction be from the masses (non 4chan) +--- 634500207 +>>634499286 +Draw Marisape. We deserve to see your attempt at forearms. +>>634499320 +I am the shittiest webm maker, you can't take that from me. +--- 634500215 +>>634500150 +Even worse, it'll have the least new character of any mainline Touhou game. +--- 634500228 +>>634500102 +I'd rather die than give up my sacred virginity. +--- 634500239 +https://youtu.be/roh0aiNoQR8 [Embed] +--- 634500250 +>>634500150 +>Twinkle Star Sprites + +You don't say... +--- 634500286 +>>634499632 +Post your address and I will be your LAN friend. +--- 634500290 +>>634500197 +too much :D in a single image +I think I'm going to die from radiation poisonning +--- 634500297 +>>634500198 +Probably would think her name is Acchi-Kocchi +--- 634500298 +>>634500198 +expect a lot of fanart of her and some of other pc98hus (since some people might end up going back and playing them, making art of them and then others pick up on it and it cascades from there) +--- 634500329 +>>634500239 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WssU1yiuNX0 [Embed] +--- 634500332 +>>634500198 +>who? +--- 634500459 +This could be us... +--- 634500471 +>perfect opportunity for Mima to come back +>she doesn't +Your thoughts? +--- 634500510 +>>634500429 +SATANIC IMAGE +DO NOT CLICK +--- 634500526 +>>634500471 +--- 634500529 +>>634496013 +MY BONES +--- 634500530 +>>634500471 +>perfect opportunity for Mima to come back +>she does +Your bones? +--- 634500552 +>>634500510 +--- 634500565 +>>634500471 +Yuuka sure came back for Hidden Star in Four Seasons, haha. +--- 634500567 +>>634500471 +marisa got a game that no one remembers several months ago and that was the perfect opportunity and nothing fucking happened so my reaction would be the same +--- 634500587 +>>634500471 +Considering how out of touch ZUN is with his fanbase, I doubt she will. But I would definitely like her to make a return. +--- 634500605 +This could be us... +--- 634500651 +>>634500198 +Uncontrollable mass ejaculations accompanies by bone ruptures. +--- 634500657 +This will be us. +--- 634500693 +>>634497567 +I was asleep whenbthe annoucement thread happend, could you link it? +--- 634500703 +>>634500459 +It could, but nobody has uploaded more Fumo 3D scans to TTS. +>lunatic expansion +That's a valuable image you have anon. +--- 634500731 +This IS us. +--- 634500752 +>>634500587 +When has ZUN ever given the people what they want? +--- 634500757 +this is us +--- 634500758 +>>634500471 +>perfect opportunity for X to come back +>X doesn't +I don't care +--- 634500765 +this could be sus +--- 634500767 +>>634500731 +me on the right +--- 634500770 +>>634500651 +This is accurate, mimafags would be required to actually play modern 2hu and they would physically explode. +--- 634500812 +>>634500731 +Is this a redrawn Simpsons frame or something? I don't get it. +--- 634500820 +>>634500693 +https://touhou-project.news/news/8892/ +--- 634500834 +this might be us +--- 634500886 +>>634500834 +ONION?????? +--- 634500904 +>>634500812 +--- 634500906 +host? pofv? +--- 634500918 +>>634500834 +huh ? +--- 634500962 +This isn't us. (But should be) +--- 634500983 +CONSIDER: +ZUN is delivered via cashier's cheque $1000 chima coins a month to announce a new screenshot for the next th1XXX game. +Does this fraudulent scheme improve threads for the other 50 weeks of the year? +--- 634500994 +>>634500972 +Edit +Fake and gay +--- 634501002 +>>634500972 +that's 'mu thoughou +--- 634501024 +>>634500983 +Yatsutraitor........ +--- 634501034 +>>634500972 +OH SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOO +--- 634501065 +>>634500983 +WHERE IS HER FLUFF?! +--- 634501071 +>>634500972 +Anon... +--- 634501087 +>>634500983 +>that cape +eh funny +--- 634501090 +>>634500983 +It would be a cultural phenomenon... +--- 634501105 +>>634500972 +Anon, I... +--- 634501112 +Which Yuuka is your favorite? +--- 634501141 +>>634499061 +Moon rabbits are quite literally slaves to the Lunarians. They're at the mercy of their owners' fetishes. +--- 634501148 +>>634501105 +Yuuka confirmed to be Green Reimu? +--- 634501167 +>>634501112 +>Long purple hair +>Bare feet +Perfection was achieved on the first attempt +--- 634501180 +>>634501148 +sanaebro... +--- 634501210 +>>634501167 +come to think of it, why are so many 2hus barefoot +--- 634501217 +Bones status? +--- 634501229 +I.. love Reimu! +--- 634501237 +>>634499985 +narumi...sexy.... +--- 634501241 +>>634501180 +Yuuka confirmed to be slut/slug. +--- 634501246 +>>634501210 +Because Zun loves to draw feet and knows how to do it very well +--- 634501257 +>>634501229 +Everyone does. Get in line. +--- 634501280 +>>634501105 +I like the new sprite. Prepare for it to be used forevermore in the next shitty decimal games. +--- 634501306 +>>634501229 +...who? +--- 634501335 +>>634501210 +shoes are the biggest meme ever invented, they make your feet stinky. +if you can float, why bother? +--- 634501341 +>>634501280 +ZUN would never bother to write new dialog for a decimal game. +--- 634501343 +>>634501112 +This one +--- 634501413 +>>634501217 +Vitamin D? SUFFICIENT. +Calcium? RESTORED. +Balls? DRY. +Bones? S H A K I N G. +--- 634501436 +>mfw 95% of the people here right now aren't even regulars and are just riding the secondary train +--- 634501438 +>>634500983 +OH DIOS MIO IT'S EL DIABOLOS SENORITA +--- 634501446 +>>634501341 +There's almost zero dialogue in the photo games. +--- 634501475 +>>634501436 +63 IPs at ~280 posts is pretty average +--- 634501483 +>>634501436 +I blame drawfags, their simps and discord tourists. +--- 634501506 +>>634501210 +Shion is my feethu +--- 634501509 +>Due to the opening of the market, the ownership of the ancient land came to naught. +>The land that has lost its owner will be desolate. +>But don't worry. +>Nature and spirits will possess the land, and it will regain its usual crampedness. +>Unless there are greedy beasts out there... +--- 634501527 +>>634501436 +>mfw /v/ thread moving faster than the /jp/ thread +--- 634501542 +> +--- 634501580 +>>634501436 +You're one of them +--- 634501586 +When will ZUN draw a girl with thick eyebrows? +--- 634501631 +>>634501527 +/jp/ has 5 posters max +--- 634501637 +>>634501580 +t. a literal secondary +--- 634501675 +>>634501634 +BAD APPLE!!! +--- 634501676 +>>634501631 +And they're all in the Hololive threads +--- 634501680 +Posting this mouse ITT. She won! +--- 634501682 +>>634501634 +It's pikachu +--- 634501685 +>>634501483 +Don't forget /bant/ and /vg/ +--- 634501692 +>>634501527 +why would you expect the board for japanese vtubers to talk about touhou? +--- 634501714 +>>634501634 +a good character design is one that is instantly recognizable by it's shadow +--- 634501730 +>>634500510 +This explains the hidden messages inside the Chimata drawings... +--- 634501732 +>>634501637 +Glad you're being honest! +--- 634501736 +>>634498683 +Yesterday, I have only been trying to capture spellcards. Haven't done a full run since January. +--- 634501737 +>>634500207 +--- 634501865 +>>634501737 +Draw satanic chimata +--- 634501869 +>ZUN puts Cirno in the game +>she has the ability to freeze bullets + +Post your reaction +--- 634501870 +>>634501806 +>pig +>nuhu +--- 634501973 +>>634501806 +>Snake +>Kanako +Retard +--- 634501991 +>>634501806 +The newhu will be inspired by a piggybank +--- 634501992 +>>634501542 +This hack needs to make a new Lenen already. +--- 634502032 +>>634501634 +I HATE YOU +>iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's kaguya! +GOD DAMNIT +--- 634502047 +>>634501806 +Koishi was already in decimal games, it's Satori. +--- 634502056 +>>634501806 +>implying Shou's gonna be playable +Newhu will be a tiger, just you watch. +--- 634502079 +The Canal of Willows is a stage in the game +Sekibanki won +--- 634502117 +>>634502079 +wouldn't it be wacky if sekibanki wasn't playable +--- 634502128 +>>634501737 +>startits +>saiajin ape +>quality hat +KNEEL before me, your greatest prompter. +--- 634502154 +Do you like fangames? +--- 634502172 +>ZUN could literally put in 50+ characters easily as he barely has to make any new assets +>puts in 19 characters/18 characters and a random slot +>will basically just copy + paste most of the code from his previous games over and modify it for the new characters + +This is a new level of lazy even for ZUN. That 20th anniversary Touhou game better be worth it. +--- 634502174 +>>634501973sage +are you ok? +--- 634502190 +>>634502154 +There is literally only two people that recognize what game your screencap comes from: You and me. +Reimu's theme is fantastic here. +--- 634502193 +>>634501973 +Anon... +--- 634502227 +>>634502174 + +>sage in the comment field + +Are you? +--- 634502238 +>>634502172 +It'll be 19 characters because TH19 +--- 634502262 +>>634501680 +cant splat the rat +--- 634502287 +>>634501685 +/vg/ is okay. It's mostly contained. I don't even know what /bant/ is, so that's fine too, I guess. +--- 634502289 +>>634502154 +yeah +--- 634502313 +>>634502172 +I don't see how this is lazier than 100th Black Market +--- 634502315 +face it, if you were a magical little girl you would wear a silly dress, a funny hat, and go barefoot everywhere too. +--- 634502320 +>>634502154 +I like some of them. The one you posted is unnecessarily edgy however. +--- 634502327 +>>634502227 +sage goes in all fields +--- 634502353 +>>634502128 +This is getting kinda pathetic. +--- 634502356 +>>634502193 +Kanako is such a dogshit third rate goddess she needs Suwako to make sure Mishaguji behave +--- 634502375 +>>634502313 +100th Black Market wasn't even a mainline game +--- 634502401 +>>634502313 +Yeah this. Marisa worked real danged hard on th18.5, which was her first game by the by. +--- 634502420 +>>634502327 +Okinasex +--- 634502429 +>>634502154 +Not a big fan of fangames, but CtC was pretty decent. +https://youtu.be/8HXVbBiGk74 [Embed] +--- 634502519 +>Marisa still has red eyes +Surely the story will explain it this time. +--- 634502534 +>>634502519 +posessed by an animal spirit again +--- 634502567 +>>634502534 +This time it's Mima for sure. +--- 634502576 +>>634502154 +I like this one! +--- 634502640 +>>634502576 +looks like tempest of heaven and earth but marisa wasn't in this game +what is this ? +--- 634502702 +>>634502640 +Mystical Chain, the dev's game before that one you mentioned +It's got great music +--- 634502717 +>>634502576 +Mystical Chain +--- 634502861 +>>634502702 +thanks +--- 634502898 +>>634502861 +Stop posting Kanmari. I feel like my life is at risk. +--- 634502930 +>>634502576 +I always found funny that Kaguya and Mokou don't even bother trying to fight you. +https://youtu.be/89seZJnIP0k [Embed] +--- 634502932 +>>634495674 (OP) +Reimu and Aya +--- 634502937 +>>634502401 +I look like that and live like that +--- 634502948 +It should have been Ringo. Seiran is perfect fighting game material and getting here dramatically reduces her chances of getting in future fighters +--- 634503013 +>>634502948 +But now the future fighting game can make a grappler Ringo that gets stronger by eating Dangos so you have to approach her. +--- 634503020 +>>634502948 +On the other hand, Ringo may get into a fighting game and get a dango power-up mechanic. +--- 634503032 +>>634502948 +Ringo got a card in TH18, it was Seiran's turn to get something nice +--- 634503045 +Who will (You) main? Maining is actually gay so let's just say who will you primarily play. +--- 634503056 +>>634497460 +Clearly, since it's a beast theme MONKEY +--- 634503057 +I don't understand what's supposed to be satanic about Chimata? +--- 634503080 +>>634503057 +dumb discord memes, don't pay attention to them +--- 634503091 +>>634502948 +fighting games are bad unless they're smash bros which isn't a fighting game it's a fun competitive beat'em up +--- 634503093 +>>634502948 +>>634503013 +>>634503020 +You guys say that like Twilight Frontier's likely to make another fangame, let alone a fighter. I thought they lost a bunch of their members who jumped ship to work on one of the gacha games or something? +--- 634503113 +>>634503057 +ceo of globohomo +--- 634503118 +>>634501436 +>he thinks he is a "regular" by just visiting a thread daily for a couple years at best +Retard, this is the real regulars with decades of history coming back out of the woodworks. +--- 634503119 +>>634502948 +what if seiran becomes insanely relevant in the next few years and essentially replace reisen ? +--- 634503125 +>>634503013 +>>634503020 +Actually good point. +I'd love getting grabbed and squeezed by Ringo's plump, sweaty body +--- 634503126 +>>634503032 +Seiran also got a card in 18.5 +--- 634503156 +>>634503125 +>I'd love getting grabbed and squeezed by Ringo's plump, sweaty body +That's what I dream of every night. +--- 634503162 +>>634497285 +RATTTTTo +--- 634503170 +Rabbits are disgusting +--- 634503174 +Dinohus have gone too far +--- 634503180 +>>634503045 +Among the 5, definitely Seiran. +>All the moon rabbits have to ability to communicate via telepathy, but she never holds a decent conversation. +>It seems she was attacked as she was making mochi for her comrades while on break. +>She's been doing a lot of investigation, but still hasn't received an OK from the People of the Moon. +>She's getting terribly sick of all this. +She's a loser just like me. +--- 634503197 +>>634503045 +reimu + always reimu +junko or mima if they're playable +--- 634503220 +>>634503170 +True, fuck rabbits. +--- 634503221 +>>634503126 +Nice but it's bold of you to assume I played 18.5 +--- 634503224 +>>634503057 +>>634503080 +Some schizo on /jp/ who coded EraTohoTW sperged out about TH18 being satanic and removed the cast from the most popular fork of the game yesterday, so now it's a joke +--- 634503228 +>>634503093 +>fangame +uh oh retard alert +--- 634503237 +Post THAT satori monkey image. +--- 634503242 +>>634503170 +>posts SHITkoro +--- 634503254 +>>634497285 +>>634503162 +That's not even a 2hu, people. +--- 634503272 +>>634503228 +it's the middle of the night, cut me some slack. tasof +--- 634503283 +>>634502079 +Stinkybanki. +--- 634503302 +>>634503254 +Yeah, what about this one then? +Is this 2hu? +--- 634503316 +> +--- 634503343 +>>634503224 +I dunno why you retards insist taking his lies seriosly, he just didn't want to admit he was mad people were interferring with ((((his)))) game. +The faggot actually thinks that 1. EraTW is any place for scat and 2. That he is the main developer and maker of the game. +--- 634503374 +>>634495674 (OP) +luigi +--- 634503403 +>>634503316 +>did my reps enough to read untranslated and forgotten 2hu smut effortlessly +This is the life +--- 634503431 +>>634496013 +>https://touhou-project.news/news/8892/ +holy fucking kino title and background. +--- 634503445 +>>634502172 +Copy what code, retard? Phantasmagoria shots work completely differently from mainline. +>barely has to make any new assets +Show me 50+ playable character sprites. +Kill yourself tech illiterate retard. +--- 634503524 +>>634497998 +Marirape +--- 634503640 +I hate videogames +--- 634503701 +>>634503640 +I have this image to thank for getting me my first UFO 1cc +--- 634503717 +>>634502154 +I hate how soulless BDiB's characters are but I love how the whole game is like the final spell off WBaWC. You are encouraged to blast shit with bombs hypers as much as possible instead of autistic resource hoarding. +--- 634503731 +>>634503701 +Offense is almost always better than defense in videogames, UFO is not an exception. +--- 634503765 +>>634503119 +Do you know how much rape Seiran would have to endure to replace Reisen? +--- 634503775 +>>634503524 +Marisimian +--- 634503837 +>>634503802 +--- 634503852 +Seiran is my favorite bunnyhu because the first big event I experienced after becoming a Touhou fan was the Touhou 15 demo. I remember thinking she had blood on her mallet. Good times. +If I was teleported to Gensokyo without protagonist powers, I'd try to fuck Seiran. +--- 634503893 +>>634503802 +based +--- 634503920 +>>634503837 +--- 634503952 +>>634503852 +You now realize Seiran's bloomers are see-thru. +--- 634503976 +>>634503765 +true but she doesn't have to be reisen 1:1 +imagine reisen but without the bdp +--- 634504007 +>>634503920 +--- 634504020 +>>634503852 +You can't even fuck a real woman... what makes you think you'll have a chance with her? Even a villager would be disgusted by your attempts. +--- 634504023 +>>634501737 +Next fighting game is a primal rage reference. +--- 634504080 +>>634503852 +Seiran's my favorite bun too I like when everyone thought the traces on her mallet was blood +--- 634504095 +>>634504020 +Because I'm a gamer. Gamers don't die, they have many lives. +--- 634504103 +>>634504020 +Not him, but all 2hus except Slutnae/Yukari act like men, not women. +--- 634504127 +SEIRAN BEST RABBIT +SLUTSEN BTFO +--- 634504138 +>>634503852 +She doesn't have blood on her mallet? +--- 634504151 +OHNONONONO REISENKEKS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??? THEY'RE SLANDERING US +--- 634504182 +>>634504103 +yeah that's what make 2hu so great +no woman moment in a cast full of women zun really is a genius +--- 634504192 +>>634504151 +We've been slandering Reisen ever since she appeared in CDS. +--- 634504223 +>>634504007 +post cirno computer 8 +--- 634504226 +>uhhh yeah I always liked seiran, i definitely didn't forget she existed until touhou 19 was announced +--- 634504228 +MoonReisen is cuter. +--- 634504249 +>>634504138 +nope + that's mochi +--- 634504254 +>>634504226 +I've been her fan n.1 for exactly 2 hours. +--- 634504256 +>>634502948 +You niggers keep forgetting that ZUN does whatever he fucking wants the cast, never following any logic like trying to have balanced character appearances or giving major roles to fan favorites. Let me remind you that ZUN himself forced literal hus like Aya, Sanae and Cirno into the main cast. +--- 634504268 +>>634504103 +Actually all the old hags behave like grandmas all they do is bake cookies and play Bingo except they do it mischeviously. +--- 634504274 +>>634504103 +no +--- 634504292 +>>634504226 +Seiwho? +--- 634504305 +>>634504223 +--- 634504309 +>>634503520 +burgchouli… +--- 634504315 +>>634504226 +this but unironically +--- 634504318 +>>634504226 +NTA but I think she's a waste of space and could be replaced with a better 2hu and haven't forgotten about her at all +--- 634504330 +>>634503091 +>competitive beat'em up +So... A fighting game? +--- 634504345 +>>634504256 +FAT FUCK +--- 634504347 +The M word wasn't used a single time in this thread. +/v/hu is healing... +--- 634504348 +>>634504249 +>that's mochi +--- 634504368 +>>634504274 +Yeah, forgot Zoomireko (The worst touhou character, even worse than Sanae), sorry. +--- 634504384 +>>634504305 +NOBODY POSTS WALFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS +--- 634504396 +>>634504348 +She's so pretty. +--- 634504425 +>>634504347 +What do you mean? CTRL+F Mima right now. +--- 634504427 +>>634504226 +>noooo stop getting excited about the game i'm too cool for this world +--- 634504430 +>>634504226 +Why yes I immediately remembered Seiran and forgot Reisen, how could you tell? +--- 634504432 +>>634504256 +>Cirno +>literal hu + +>the most popular 2hu fairy, BY FAR +>her and Sakuya are based on characters from Sarai, a manga ZUN took heavy inspiration from +>years later, Sakuya and Cirno became playable characters + +It all makes sense. + +You just refuse to see it. +--- 634504454 +>>634504347 +FOOL +WHAT HAVE YOU DONE +--- 634504489 +>>634504461 +Futaposter... I can literally unironically fix you. +--- 634504492 +>seiran gains a massive boost in popularity +>aunn is as obscure as ever +Why? +--- 634504513 +>>634504347 +Mimaballs +--- 634504530 +>>634504489 +Anon, prison is not worth it. +--- 634504542 +>>634504384 +Yeah everyone just spams gyate (on 4chan) or fumo (everywhere else) now. It's funny when newfags try to call walfas drawings "cancer" when they were basic 4chan culture for years until /jp/ died and newfags moved in. +--- 634504580 +>>634504492 +seiran was always kinda popular she just needed a breakthough +aunn is just a dog who gives a shit about that +--- 634504614 +>>634503119 +>>634504580 +Paintanon's old art is better. Now it's all too clean. +--- 634504630 +>>634504580 +>aunn is just a dog who gives a shit about that +Anybody who lives in Canada +--- 634504663 +At least Aunn has Aerd +--- 634504669 +>>634504614 +shut the fuck up nigger I will cave your skull in +--- 634504691 +>mfw Kogasa is revealed as a playable character + +This place is going to become insufferable isn't it +--- 634504719 +It's over... +--- 634504758 +Done. I deleted all my futa folder gonna play the fighting 2hu games because i'm a filthy secondary +Porn is one hell of a drug. +--- 634504807 +>>634504770 +>Me +ira +--- 634504815 +>>634504770 +this is unethical +--- 634504816 +>>634504669 +I have over 100 images of Cirno freezing frogs. + +Don't you even start your Pepe garbage here. +--- 634504832 +>>634504758 +Futaposter... why the change of heart? +--- 634504841 +>>634504758 +Fighting games won't make you a primary. They make you secondary.5 +--- 634504863 +>>634504691 +lol +--- 634504875 +>>634504816 +you don't +--- 634504887 +>>634504691 +it already is +--- 634504904 +>>634504719 +Now she can be at peace... +>>634504770 +She doesn't melt this comic is ridiculous. +--- 634504936 +>>634495674 (OP) +kutaka, ran, shou, animal mafia are pretty much guaranteed so no need to mention +--- 634504946 +Funny hat +--- 634504948 +>>634504816 +I have 19 Cirnos in my 2hu folder +--- 634504973 +>>634504719 +Good morning EarthYorihime +--- 634504974 +>>634504946 +kys +--- 634504980 +>>634504770 +you still killed the original one +--- 634505027 +>>634504946 +Wahaha +--- 634505038 +-- WARNING -- + +Some garbage guy is spamming multiple places with a fake YouTube video saying it's a leak of a Touhou 19 theme. If you see a video called "Mysterious Interloper ~ Majestic Afterlife", it's fake. I'm not even going to link it because I'm not giving him free advertising. +--- 634505071 +>>634504875 +--- 634505075 +>>634504946 +>>634505027 +samefag, learn to draw before posting +--- 634505105 +>>634504946 +わはは +--- 634505108 +>>634505075 +Wahaha +--- 634505136 +>>634505038 +How do YOU know it's fake? +--- 634505137 +New 2hu funnies +--- 634505143 +>>634505075 +nigger +--- 634505158 +>>634495674 (OP) +>>634496649 +All I want is Nitori and Mima. +--- 634505160 +>>634504614 +>no schizoline step in his second tutorial +he took his meds... +--- 634505172 +>>634505038 +Don't worry I'll link it for you lmao +https://youtu.be/YsbgQvC5EcY [Embed] +--- 634505173 +>>634505104 +>bocchi the reddit +Go back. +--- 634505189 +>>634505136 +It's fake. +--- 634505229 +>drawfags and their bootlickers aren't cance- +--- 634505235 +>>634505172 +Go to bed Sylvy stop begging for views +--- 634505267 +>>634505172 +It's real. +--- 634505294 +>>634505172 +HOLY FUCK +--- 634505325 +>>634504226 +you're underestimating LoLKincels and their autistic obession with that game +--- 634505406 +I tend to believe Koishianon. +--- 634505574 +>>634505470 +bowling is just not their thing +--- 634505612 +>japanese title is "Beast King's Garden" +Mimaniacs... +--- 634505621 +how would you name this terrorist group ? +--- 634505643 +So? +--- 634505658 +>>634505612 +She's already a spirit so maybe she got downgraded to an animal spirit +--- 634505670 +>>634505621 +MTF +Mutt +Thief +Femcel +--- 634505712 +>>634505621 +Boston +--- 634505728 +>>634505643 +Stupid mooney thinks she can get between us, but we planned for this and Mokou is ready to ambush her. +--- 634505729 +>>634505658 +she's a bitch but not like that +--- 634505790 +Keiki! +--- 634505835 +>>634505790 +save keiki! +--- 634505857 +>>634505612 +Could ZUN be breaking one of his taboos? +Will he introduce the 4th Animal Yakuza? +--- 634505868 +What is this game, animal planet? +https://youtu.be/awKtm0zr5vU?t=710 [Embed] +--- 634506001 +>>634505835 +I know exactly who to call. +--- 634506031 +>>634501865 +I have trouble imagining Chimata as satanic. +--- 634506042 +>>634506001 +WALL BUSTERS!? +--- 634506063 +>>634506031 +Penis too small +--- 634506081 +egg +--- 634506118 +>>634500124 +Me too! +--- 634506124 +>>634506031 +who the fuck am I supposed to trust +--- 634506127 +>>634506081 +After learning that unfertilized eggs are basically that bird's period wrapped up in an egg shell, it's hard to view eggs the same way anymore. +--- 634506176 +>>634506127 +as long as it tastes good I don't care +--- 634506235 +I want to say the M word +--- 634506260 +>no one cares about aunn +>nazrin is still property of cookietards +--- 634506262 +>>634504396 +>>634503852 +>>634504080 +Since when is bluebun so popular?! I thought I was being a hipster, writing fanfics about her, but it turns out I may be a bunmonner instead?! +--- 634506263 +>>634506235 +MERRYBERRIES! +--- 634506295 +>>634496790 +she's so cute and short I want to bridle carry her everywhere +--- 634506335 +>Banned from all boards for "spamming autistic garbage" +>ban message doesn't point to any post in specific, +>only made under 10 posts all day, all on topic discussing the games +>none of them were even deleted +Mods having an episode again. +--- 634506338 +>>634506295 +Your wife is a dirty jew +--- 634506346 +>>634506262 +FAKE FAN +--- 634506373 +>>634506346 +I-I-I LIKE RINGO BETTER ANYWAY! +--- 634506396 +>>634506262 +Paintanon has always liked her, and /jp/ sometimes has Seiran threads. +--- 634506430 +>>634506262 +There doesn't exist a 2hu that doesn't have at least a small fanbase, most of them don't care to shout about it all the time so to newfags they seem to come out of nowhere whenever they get something to discuss. +--- 634506435 +>>634502154 +Yes sir i do. +--- 634506458 +>>634506396 +>>634506430 +Screw that! I'm switching to Reisen! The boring one! +--- 634506472 +>>634506430 +Ellen? +--- 634506531 +Now that the dust has settled, what are your HONEST THOUGHTS about this character? +--- 634506552 +>>634506430 +yeah bro I just got back from the wheel demon convention it was crazy +--- 634506597 +>>634506531 +CHIMATAAAAAAN +--- 634506598 +>>634506531 +I want to pee on her +--- 634506624 +>>634506552 +Did you check there wasn't one in japan before you made this post? +The amount of small cons for completely random 2hu characters would surprise you. +--- 634506628 +>>634506531 +Literal Satan +--- 634506630 +>>634506531 +dumb lore +dumb final boss (megumu better) +annoying patterns +dumb +good theme +overall: glorified stage 2 boss +--- 634506632 +>>634506531 +She's fine, although I'm not sure about her making up with Megumu just like that in LE, after what was a pretty major falling out in UM. +--- 634506634 +>>634506430 +Pinkhairednamelessmakaigirl is my wife. +--- 634506637 +>>634506531 +Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +--- 634506679 +>>634506531 +Cute dork and not for lewd. +--- 634506685 +>>634506335 +HEY DID I SEE YOU POSTING ABOUT VIDYAGAEMS ON THE VIDEOGAME BOARD INSTEAD OF POSTING IN A /pol/ THREAD OR AN AI SHILL THREAD LIKE THE REST OF THE RETARDS? GET THAT ASS BANNED +--- 634506689 +>>634506630 +Stop posting any time, Tsukasa. +--- 634506704 +REMINDER that this is who you worship +https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/574866559/#574953127 +--- 634506705 +>>634506531 +I really like her theme and the cape is cool +--- 634506720 +>>634506531 +Stupid autismslut +--- 634506730 +>>634506472 +She's nice +--- 634506743 +>>634506531 +>ZUN steals the pose used in the baphomet drawing + +What HASN'T ZUN stole from yet? +--- 634506774 +>>634506630 +Stop being so assblasted Megumu, she will never love you like she loves markets. +--- 634506778 +>>634506127 +So do you want breakfast or not? +--- 634506791 +>>634506262 +I have like 3 pics of her in my 2hoe folder. I am a vissionary that invested early. Now I reap the rewards of having a diversified 2hu portfolio +--- 634506796 +>>634506778 +--- 634506836 +>>634506127 +Did you know that meat comes from animals? +--- 634506858 +1cc or death +--- 634506875 +>>634506260 +At least Peso is happy. May distract him from doing his dick curses for awhile. +--- 634506924 +>>634506875 +He finally stopped seething about westerners stealing and scanning his doujins on sadpanda? +--- 634506936 +>>634506858 +alice… +--- 634506946 +>>634506260 +Aunn is cute and all but she appears regularly for being Reimu's dog so no one's too excited about her. The others are a surprise. +--- 634506990 +Great work everyone +--- 634507007 +Raiko is the antichrist +Chimatan is innocent +--- 634507027 +>>634506791 +I'd say I like her a decent amount +--- 634507034 +>>634506260 +ZUN did the Aunn is Reimu's smarter butler thing once and then never mentioned it again. He doesn't care so why should I? +--- 634507061 +>>634507027 +Post Seija34. +--- 634507064 +>>634507007 +Yatsutraitor... +--- 634507072 +>>634507007 +raiko is one of the very few 2hus that are actually nice why would you accuse her of that +--- 634507079 +>>634507027 +Post Seiran 34 +--- 634507093 +fatty rabbit +--- 634507096 +>>634507027 +I demand Seiran 85 +--- 634507170 +>>634507093 +God, she's so hot when she's stuffed (i.e. always). Why was Seiran picked over her? +--- 634507190 +>>634507027 +IS THAT THE SEIRAN OF '87!? +--- 634507204 +>>634507064 +He would never say this... +--- 634507228 +>>634506924 +Never, really should translate some of his works to my own language just to see him add another disclaimer. +--- 634507259 +>>634507027 +Files without visible extension make me feel uncomfortable. +--- 634507261 +>>634507061 +--- 634507265 +>>634507204 +>he +--- 634507292 +>>634507072 +--- 634507297 +>>634507261 +CUTE +--- 634507316 +>>634507190 +No it's the Seiran of 69 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c [Embed] +--- 634507327 +>>634507027 +Sekibanki7 and make it snappy. +--- 634507340 +>>634507027 +>tfw I have over 22,000 hand-saved pics of Cirno over the span of over a decade + +I never brag about it though because you can literally download 100,000+ Cirno pics off pixiv in the span of a few hours with a fast Internet connection, so image counts only mean something to the person who saved them. +--- 634507341 +>>634507190 +Tenía que ser el chavo del 8 +--- 634507376 +>>634507292 +she just wore it upside down, it happens +--- 634507380 +>>634507261 +Wait a second... that's not the right filename. +--- 634507384 +its not fair +--- 634507434 +Ringo and Narumi have fat bellies +--- 634507473 +someone make a thread with a seiran op +--- 634507508 +someone make a thread with a chimatan op +--- 634507512 +(。＾▽＾)<"SEIRAN SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" +--- 634507568 +someone make a thread with a mima op +--- 634507578 +Is this the start of zun's redemption arc? +--- 634507584 +Sagume? +--- 634507589 +>>634507384 +Alice accidentally steps on her doll and breaks it +--- 634507608 +someone make a thread with a meira op +--- 634507617 +>>634507605 → +--- 634507621 +>>634507589 +alice's feet.... +--- 634507640 +>>634507608 +>meira +Who? No, really. Answer me. Explain who she is and what she does, her personality, etc. I dare you. +--- 634507646 +>>634507617 +>linking threads +Uh oh +Mods aren't going to like this +--- 634507649 +>>634507608 +Who is that? Some fan character? +--- 634507659 +>>634507340 +It's more fun doing it manually even if I sort of dread having to write Shinmyoumaru or Wakasagihime every time +I sure could have done a lot of great things but instead here we are +That's great in a way +--- 634507663 +>>634507617 +Based bunnyfag +--- 634507678 +>>634507621 +...will be the last thing you see +*BAM* +--- 634507769 +>>634507659 +Shimmy +Waggysaggy +--- 634508031 +>>634507769 +It's too late given my number of Shimmys and it would mess my order +If I start naming the files Shimmy especially since that then puts her after the Shinkis and the Shingyokus +--- 634508545 +>>634495845 +I CAN FEEL IT diff --git a/v/634495938.txt b/v/634495938.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b608b378b6b384c672c0af9aa854c205f0dab7c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634495938.txt @@ -0,0 +1,188 @@ +----- +--- 634495938 +>Boss is a reflection of the player character +Name a more Kino thing +--- 634496269 +>>634495938 (OP) +>take off all your gear before fight +>boss is unarmed and naked now +Heh +--- 634497585 +>>634495938 (OP) +boss is an EVIL reflection of the player character + +I may be a basic bitch, but it always works for me +--- 634497623 +>>634495938 (OP) +Phil got fucking owned here not gonna lie +--- 634497645 +>the boss was just an adventurer like the player character, but was not careful when hunting monsters +--- 634497859 +>Boss is the real hero of the game +>You are the evil one +Name a more Kino thing +--- 634497875 +>boss is actualy good, but you are his evil twin brother clone spirit +--- 634497958 +>>634497623 +>grifter gets grifted + +Poetry +--- 634499129 +>>634497859 +>there's serial rapists, missing children and criminal teachers, but let's see this straight whie numale play with his toy sword from japan! +--- 634499205 +>Boss has been in hiding the whole time +--- 634499225 +>>634495938 (OP) +boss has your moveset but better. +--- 634499390 +>>634499225 +>boss has your moveset but better +>if you finish every single sidequest, you can improve your moveset further, making it better than the boss' +>however, you unlock a secret ending if you manage to beat the boss with your basic, unupgraded moveset +--- 634499456 +>>634495938 (OP) +Dr Phil is evil as fuck +--- 634499514 +>>634495938 (OP) +>one boss seems similar to the protagonist, but is ultimately very different +>another boss seems very different to the protagonist, but is ultimately very similar +--- 634499871 +>Boss is the reflection of what the protagonist could have been like if he made the wrong choices +>Is stronger at first, but his resolve get weaker and weaker +>Realizes he always had the choice to change and become a better person +>Joins your party only to die against the true antagonist, redeeming himself +--- 634499981 +>>634496269 +me fighting the mimic tear the second time +--- 634500230 +>>634497859 +>Protagonist goes missing in the intro of the sequel +--- 634500245 +>>634499456 +>Dr Phil is evil as fuck +I fucking hate the hyperbole everyone slips into these days +You can shittalk Dr. Phil all you want and question his credentials, thats your opinion and you have a point +But Dr Phil is not "evil as fuck", ffs +--- 634500296 +>>634499129 +Thatps his move list, you newfag. +--- 634500613 +>>634500245 +>Dr Phil is not ev- +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2_1OEXJAuY [Embed] +--- 634501173 +>>634500613 +>men can't be abused +Any argument he tries to make that men can't be abused, can be by the same logic applied to any woman over 18 years of age who is grown enough at that age to know how to use tools to kill and torture, poisons, and is mature enough to not be assumed a weak little bitch entitled to the protectionism afforded to children. +Dr.Phil is truly a dumb cuck. +--- 634501497 +>>634495938 (OP) +shame that Phil immediately refused the interview after he saw him +would have been fun to watch +--- 634501628 +>>634495938 (OP) +>boss is actually your mentor +>he trained you wrong on purpose so that you would lose your fight against him + +Jade Empire btw +--- 634501705 +>>634499129 +Who else do you think will help us with those problems in our time of need? +--- 634501782 +>>634500296 +--- 634502014 +>>634501628 +Reminds me of Sidious making Darth Vader’s suit shit on purpose so he could never overthrow him. +--- 634502403 +>>634495938 (OP) +>>634497623 +>>634501497 +QRD? +--- 634502436 +>>634501497 +Why did they even choose to air that? +--- 634502502 +>>634502403 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNPvdsJS-qE [Embed] +--- 634502642 +>>634502403 +Remember Bumfights? Some kind of Jackass but with homeless people? That was the guy behind the show, he got accused of unethical deeds, and he dressed as Dr Phil and trolled the fuck out of the dude. +--- 634502769 +>>634500245 +His show is dedicated to finding people with real issues and throwing them in front of a huge audience so they can laugh at them while he gives the most surface level advice possible. Then he might send them to some camp that's not going to help them in any fucking way. +It's not pure evil, but surely you can see how someone could view that as immoral and therefore evil. +--- 634502786 +>>634502436 +make phil look like a stand up guy. this was aired at a time where people didn't think this shit was scripted (they still don't) so when boomers watched him play the clip and hear him say "im sorry after watching that (>JUST NOW), i couldnt continue the conversation" + +boomers are fuckin retarded and lap up everything they see at face value. +--- 634502860 +>boss uses your special ability/gimmick +--- 634502940 +>>634502769 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVOOv3yE6hU [Embed] + +this one is especially egregious. agent sebastian puts up hard points against dr phil and dr phil results to "nuh uh!" drowns him out for the rest of the show with bull shit clips and even a fucking book plug from a "professional" that says cart narcs could be causing people cancer from stress. +--- 634503212 +>>634502769 +He also gets paid to send kids to those camps which are pretty abusive and arguably don't even work +--- 634503714 +>>634497859 +trips me up knowing that this guy and the singer of that 'just wanna play video games' song is dead +--- 634503895 +>>634497859 +He actually looks cool though +In decent shape and nice face +--- 634504346 +>>634503714 +The kid from the video game song died? Where did you hear this? +--- 634504491 +>>634504346 +there were a few threads about it when it happened, think it was like 3-4 years ago now +--- 634504606 +>>634503895 +he died in a boating accident, taking a pupil to an island to train. +--- 634504995 +>>634504606 +>pupil +Suuuuuuure. +--- 634505163 +>>634495938 (OP) +--- 634505742 +>>634497859 +>>634500296 +SCOTTSDALE ... RAPES! +--- 634507112 +>>634499871 +Kino, tale as old as time +--- 634507212 +>>634495938 (OP) +kino +--- 634507570 +>>634495938 (OP) +ok but seriously, has it ever NOT been kino??? +--- 634507691 +>>634499129 +>implying literally ANY of these things are "News" +Remember when the News didn't exist to show you gore porn and true crime +--- 634507717 +>>634497875 +The Shadowlord is no more good or bad than his replicant, they both want the same thing, just for themselves. +--- 634508116 +>>634502769 +He pays people to talk about their life in front of an audience. They agree and show up. How is this evil? +--- 634508179 +>>634497859 +RIP my nigga +--- 634508278 +>protagonist and antagonist drop their guns +>suddenly fist fight +K I N O +I +N +O +--- 634508326 +>>634508116 +Except when he forces underage people to show up and then send them to a clinic with "people he knows" where they abuse them diff --git a/v/634495965.txt b/v/634495965.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..38e92fea07c05ca4ea153f72add7de928b69ceb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634495965.txt @@ -0,0 +1,271 @@ +----- +--- 634495965 +what after this? let's say in 5years, where do we go with zelda games? 3rd game with same style/mechanics etc? or completely new direction? +--- 634496062 +dark souls style of course +--- 634496227 +>>634496062 +that would be cool, but I can';t imagine link rolling like retard and dying 10000 times with dark graphics. +--- 634496690 +>>634495965 (OP) +I want top down spinoff which utilizes some fun physics from botw games, but with traditional dungeons and stuff. +--- 634496909 +>>634495965 (OP) +Next Zelda will have a completely new Hyrule and story. It will probably still be open air and keep the physics interactivity +>same mechanics +TotK has completely new mechanics +--- 634497251 +>>634495965 (OP) +Ideally they retain aspects of the freedom offered by BotW/TotK and the interlinked elemental mechanics while also going for a smaller Hyrule/landmass, because otherwise there's no way the current method will be sustainable in the long run +--- 634497601 +>>634495965 (OP) +Make the whole game one giant dungeon. +--- 634497768 +>>634497601 +Myst/Riven Zelda is my dream +--- 634497802 +Make it anything but a Zelda game. +--- 634498863 +>>634495965 (OP) +They're gonna keep milking it for all it's worth, Zelda is now the new Pokemon. +--- 634499983 +>>634495965 (OP) +>where do we go with zelda games? +Link will talk +--- 634500024 +>>634495965 (OP) +Back to the more kino aesthetic I would hope +--- 634500061 +>>634495965 (OP) +i hope new assets and out of hyrule +--- 634500097 +>>634495965 (OP) +no cel shading +>>634496227 +dark graphics already happened in mm and tp +--- 634500131 +>>634496062 +An adventure of link remake in the style of dark souls would be kino, but Nintendo only makes 1:1 remakes +--- 634500208 +>>634500024 +based +--- 634500232 +>>634495965 (OP) +I would go for modern day set Zelda type of game. Link tries to save world from the gloming war/evil. Have to travel to different places in the world to explore relics, gather stuff and eventually save Zelda. The main stage is set in Japan, 1950's. +--- 634500278 +>>634495965 (OP) +same map but there are some sky islands above the other sky islands, again +--- 634500346 +>>634495965 (OP) +I think the next Zelda game should go back to the OoT formula and have them flip between styles with each release. Fuck anyone who will screeches about how every game should be an open world. +--- 634500410 +A low-budget one for funsies. +--- 634500435 +>>634500346 +An OoT style game could still theoretically be open world +--- 634500545 +>>634495965 (OP) +Hopefully they learn from BOTW, that nothing should be sacred in Zelda games and between each game everything except the basics of Zelda, Link, Ganon, gets thrown out. +No timeline bloating the series down, no lore, no elements from previous games needs to carry on to the next. +--- 634500573 +Next one will probably be a remake +--- 634500606 +>>634500024 +damn the faces look creepy +--- 634500658 +>>634495965 (OP) +Just let us play as both young link and adult link. +--- 634500673 +>>634495965 (OP) +New nintendo platform will be out by then so they will do something new +--- 634500689 +Zelda is abducted by aliens and link has to build a magical spaceship from ancient technology and go after her, what follows is a series of star fox style rail shooter segments until you reach various planets in search of your princess. You'll encounter many weird species of alien along your way through the cosmos. It turns out Ganon was behind it all along, he was banished in space exile but he managed to conquer a type-2 civilization and invade Hyrule in search of the other triforce pieces. +--- 634500795 +Link: The Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon HD +--- 634500993 +What ever direction the series goes in, we’ll still have to listen to faggots complain that it isn’t a button mashing, on-rails, rehashing of OoT experience anymore +--- 634501230 +>>634497601 +Links Awakening +--- 634501271 +MM is still the best 3D Zelda and BOTW is a failure. +--- 634501398 +>>634495965 (OP) +Zelda RPG spinoff using a visual style based on the stained glass windows from Wind Waker +--- 634501450 +I said it before, but I want them to effectively make Wind Waker 2. It would make loads of sense, with the way the mechanics have been building up. You could literally build a pirate ship. We can have a world with a big enough scope now that you could have both a vast ocean, and Islands that are basically as big as full areas in previous Zelda games. Exploring for buried treasure and caves would make a good standin for shrines. +--- 634501927 +>>634495965 (OP) +How about something new instead? +--- 634502018 +>>634501450 +I could go for a phantom hourglass remake that’s actually a good game and takes a lot of liberties. Would be a good way to work around DS emulation being a bitch on consoles and making it available once again +--- 634502170 +>>634497601 +Skyward Sword already did that. It wasn’t as good in practice as people expected. +--- 634502183 +>>634501450 +I'd like that, but I still want proper dungeons instead of shrines. +--- 634502318 +>>634500689 +That sounds so retarded and I hate it, but then I remember that Mario did it and it was absolute kino +--- 634502354 +I want them to make a world that's much more vertical, maybe something like xenoblade, that really takes advantage of the climbing mechanics. + +imagine being able to climb around and explore the giant sword in xenoblade 3, every single part of it fully available. +--- 634502427 +>>634502183 +Shrines should serve as basically supplemental content that goes along with good dungeons. That's where BotW was a bit lacking. +--- 634502483 +>>634502354 +I remember fucking years ago, someone put forth an idea of a Zelda game set in a subterranean Kingdom, which sounded pretty cool as an idea. Maybe you slowly work your way up and eventually reach the surface. +--- 634502505 +>>634495965 (OP) +>Third game on the same map +I can’t wait, it’ll be great to see what happens after TotK +--- 634502546 +>>634502183 +Divine Beasts were the replacement for dungeons, not shrines. +--- 634502554 +>>634495965 (OP) +>3rd game with same style/mechanics +not just the same mechanics, the same world as well +--- 634502572 +>>634502427 +Their biggest mistake was making shrines the only way to power up link and get the master sword, I want them to be completely optional so I can ignore them in favor of exploring the overworld. +--- 634502593 +>>634495965 (OP) +If it took them 6 years to make an asset flip while reusing the same map then it‘s gonna take them 20 years to make a completely new game and by that time i‘ll be dead so who cares +--- 634502615 +>>634502505 +Great. Now we'll have 5 years of "NINTENDO JEWS WILL REUSE THE SAME MAP AGAIN" doomposting +--- 634502626 +>>634496062 +I'm amazed it doesn't have a dodge roll already +--- 634502656 +>>634495965 (OP) +They’ll make a new map on their next console. But stylistically, it’s probably going to be the same. I don’t expect it to deviate from the open world minecraft formula anytime soon. +--- 634502664 +>>634502546 +They could have made around big 7 dungeons if they didn't have to make 120 shrines, fuck shrines. +--- 634502668 +Also you‘re braindead if you think they‘re gonna make a non open world 3d zelda again after how much the goyim loved botw +--- 634502673 +>>634502593 +Why do you even come into these threads, Snoy? +--- 634502697 +>>634495965 (OP) +Zelda maker for 40th anniversary. + +N64 style +WW style +TP style + +If they did Mario maker, they can do Zelda maker. +--- 634502719 +>>634502505 +Also something tells me this game will end on a cliffhanger. Ganondorf is defeated but demise pops back up and rewrites the timelines or something to that effect. +--- 634502806 +>>634502626 +The dodge roll is functionally just link's sidehop that he has had since OOT. +--- 634502848 +>>634502664 +>They could have made around big 7 dungeons if they didn't have to make 120 shrines, fuck shrines. +My main issue with shrines is that they literally all rook the same with the same boring architecture. Honestly, if they made 7 dungeons and it all looked the same with that boring Shiekah Future Tech garbage, I’d still probably bitch +--- 634502873 +>>634502673 +>MUH SNOYYYY +I haven‘t turned my ps4 on since ragnarok came out. Totk taking 6 years is fuckinf pathetic and i‘ll make sure to let you know how lazy totk is when i play it 2 weeks before release on my modded switch you braindead tendie +--- 634502909 +>>634498863 + +Yeah, two games in 10 years is really milking it +--- 634502945 +>>634502697 +>If they did Mario maker, they can do Zelda maker +Not the same. Mario doesn't have quests, complex dungeons and other 3D aspects that would make it unfeasible. Might as well just learn to program using Unity or something if you want a diy Zelda +--- 634503009 +>>634502848 +They're designed to be interchangable. The whole idea is you aren't really supposed to see all of them. The idea is you're supposed to wander around the world in whichever direction you like, and grab as many hearts and upgrades as you feel you need, before you can face Ganon. playing BotW as a completionist actually kind of breaks the game. +--- 634503189 +>>634502848 +Yea I would bitch too, but if they were going to make 7 big dungeons it would make more sense to integrate them properly into their region of origin, but then again, all the towers look the same. They would probably reuse the ancient technology theme for every dungeon to save memory anyway because the switch is a piece of shit. +--- 634503442 +>>634503009 +It seems like all the autists who frequent this board (so everyone on this board) is incapable of understanding this. You're not meant to sit for two solid weeks and grind away seeing every single corner of the game, you're meant to unfold your game gradually and dynamically and complete it when you have had your fill. See also: Banjo-Tooie. +That said, the Shrines, Beasts, and Blights all suck ass and Nintendo needs to fix that shit with the sequel. +--- 634503482 +>>634495965 (OP) +Honestly, only nintendo knows. + +>>634496062 +bro FROM pumps out a "dark souls style" game every 3 years, be satisfied with that. +--- 634503712 +>>634503442 +>you’re not supposed to play the game +Damn. So this is the peak of revolutionary game design that I’ve been shilled about +--- 634504025 +>>634503009 +The game would be better if they just removed shrines completely and spread the upgrades around at random locations in the overworld. It's a mistake to force players into samey looking instances that are totally disconnected from the open world when the world already lacks content. +--- 634504049 +>>634503442 +There's some good shrines, like pic related, or the one next to the big refuse pile of bad cooking, or the one in a hole in the ground near the Rito area, or any of the ones involving electricity in the Gerudo area, or the one that actually makes you use both your bombs, or any of the ones that are integrated into the overworld like the dark area one, or the wind one in the bay, or the arrow loops one, or the one that makes you wrangle a deer. or busting down the door to the Hebra Leviathan cave. but the best way to figure out that there's actually good shrines is to do all of them +which kind of goes against what you're saying so maybe you're not onto the right idea like you think you are. +--- 634504212 +>>634495965 (OP) +>i want a sequel!!!!! +>I FUCKING HATE NOA FIRE HER ALREADY +If nintendo really makes another dlc it's their definitive white flag +--- 634504475 +>>634503712 +Unironically. When you purchase something you don't need to consume the entire product. Have you watched every single show and movie on Netflix? Listened to every song on iTunes? Eaten every single morsel of food that's ever been put in front of you? Moderation, anon. If you actually focus on enjoying things instead of wringing every last cent of value out of them then you might actually find that you enjoy them. +--- 634504550 +>>634495965 (OP) +>what after this? + +I genuinelly asked myself this as well. +TotK took nearly 5 years of development whil using a LARGE amount of assets from BotW (which also had a long-ass dev time and support from Monolith for the world) +For one, I don't think this "unlimited freedom" style is sustainable, the novelty will become stale after TotK (and I'm sure Nintendo realises it as well, it's why they're adding more traditional dungeons). + +I think the best move forward would be to keep this free open world style, but add "traditional" Zelda progression such as Items that would allow dungeons to be completed in different ways depending on which items you have obtained; one of the coolest things about Hyrule Castle in BotW was how you had many alternative aproaches to reach the end +--- 634504651 +>>634503482 +open world was the last big meme fad, now it's aping on souls, it makes sense +the zelda after that will be zelda battle royale +--- 634504846 +>>634495965 (OP) +Racial transformations again please ala Majora. +I had a fit of imagintion on the subject a while back. https://pastebin.com/XypAqyS5 +--- 634504895 +>>634504550 +>it's why they're adding more traditional dungeons +--- 634505374 +Cyberpunk Zelda. +--- 634505871 +it will probably be a semi musou game +--- 634506468 +>>634498863 +Could be worse, at least it's not the new Skyrim. +--- 634506582 +>>634502572 +>I want them to be completely optional +the only mandatory shrines were the first 4. you played the shrines because you wanted to. +--- 634506654 +>>634502873 +It will still be goty and you will seethe about it +--- 634507074 +>>634495965 (OP) +>infinite multiverse timelines all start interacting with eachother and we see many links and zeldas (including and especially POC and disabled versions) +>ganon king of evil has a relatable struggle and we start actually sympathizing with him +>zelda becomes the main protagonist and wields the master sword (game title: The Legend of Zelda) +>tingle comes back and is confirmed for LGBTQ +>lil nas X features on the soundtrack +>open world with quick time events +>microtransaction costumes to go with the infinite universe motif, customizing your own self insert zelda characters +--- 634507465 +>>634495965 (OP) +Windwaker 2 but half the game is underwater. +--- 634508152 +>>634506654 +>goty +Because that means so much. That‘ll put it next to dragon age inquisition and the last of us 2 diff --git a/v/634495968.txt b/v/634495968.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6d82bcfa733b392b1c23ef03facceb90c591b644 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634495968.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 634495968 +>insanely hot weather +>lava level +--- 634496375 +>>634495968 (OP) +>gaming pc is in basement +>room never warmer than 21C, even wehn its 35C outside +--- 634496659 +>>634495968 (OP) +Lol I can't even play vr during the daytime. Few days ago was about to win a pokerstars spin n go and the damn thing overheated and shut off +--- 634498443 +>insanely hot weather +>don't even notice +--- 634501392 +>>634498443 +>air smells like damp dirt +--- 634501816 +>>634495968 (OP) +>have an AC +>have a water cooled PC +No problems here. +--- 634501891 +>>634495968 (OP) + +>didn't fall for the rtx 4090ti 900w gpu, ray tracing dlss 4k meme +No problems here. +--- 634501995 +>>634495968 (OP) +Amusingly my PC blew up playing the lava level of Crystal Chronicles. +The weak mobo vrm couldn't handle the Bulldozer +--- 634504381 +>>634498443 +based +>>634501392 +lol poor +--- 634507150 +>>634501891 +4090 runs cool. Nice try, though. diff --git a/v/634496287.txt b/v/634496287.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ed106e131d04c504c26e1d9363106af11b13515d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634496287.txt @@ -0,0 +1,158 @@ +----- +--- 634496287 +Do you play map games? +--- 634496473 +>>634496287 (OP) +I think the frustration I would experience trying to learn their abstractions would outweight any kind of enjoyment I might get from them. +--- 634496535 +I'm genuinely too stupid, or lazy, or both, to play them. +I get that Italy went Fascist but why should I care when I can't even keep my own people happy with circus and peanuts? Fucking TAXES AND TARRIFS AND EAT MY ASS. +--- 634496597 +Si. +--- 634496647 +I enjoy CK3 for the first 1 hour then it gets boring. +--- 634496672 +>>634496597 +so many sausages... +--- 634496674 +>>634496287 (OP) +I play Total War 3K and Age of Wonders. That's as close as it gets for me. +--- 634496698 +>>634496597 +>Si +>Plays as the Germans +Typical Amerimutt +--- 634496762 +>>634496473 +Learning is the fun part of any game +>>634496597 +I hate the look of the default map so much +--- 634496765 +fuck I hate nuparadox. fuck swedes, fuck trannies and fuck jannies +--- 634496825 +>>634496762 +That's not even the default map lol +--- 634496848 +>>634496762 +>Learning is the fun part of any game +Learning real things is fun. +--- 634497065 +>>634496287 (OP) +yeah +--- 634497075 +>>634496287 (OP) +Trans of Iron 4 is for faggots. This game sucks fucking dick +--- 634497212 +>>634496473 +hoi4 is by far the easiest paradox map game, no harder than civ5 (if not easier as some nations) +unless you're playing multiplayer you can pretty much just do whatever you want +--- 634497379 +>>634497212 +>hoi4 is by far the easiest paradox map game +hoi4 is the only paradox map game that requires more effort than 'click a button' +--- 634497434 +>>634496287 (OP) +>>634496762 +I hate kaiserredux so much. +what if kaiserreich, but shit +--- 634497451 +>>634497379 +>what is vic2? +--- 634497464 +to this day I have no idea how anybody can justify giving paradox money for its abhorrent dlc practices, imagine paying twenty dollars for three focus trees, most of which is becomes pointless, and maybe one new mechanic that either somewhat changes the game, or just makes it worse +--- 634497736 +>>634496287 (OP) +Unfortunately yes. +--- 634497936 +>>634497379 +>make decent 20 width +>have AI fight war for you +HOI4 is easy as shit +--- 634497983 +>>634497434 +Its the same mod with a lot more stuff added on top, you can avoid the meme shit if you want to +>>634496825 +Doesn't that map disable transparencies? +--- 634498125 +>>634496287 (OP) +Yeah.... I can't wait to make another circuit of the great powers in eu4 today. Yay. At least I know how to glitch the dlc sub so it's free I guess. +--- 634498140 +>>634497379 +Aside from the fact the game itself is not hard at all, it's more that the mechanics are very easy to learn. You could read a short guide on the basics in 20 minutes, play for a couple hours and pretty much understand the entire game. Compare that to the amount of shit going on in Victoria and EU that will completely overwhelm a new player and take them many hours of playing and reading to understand how to make a functional nation. I'm not saying either is bad but hoi4 is much more accessible to the average person whereas many of the older Paradox games are more for people who really like sinking their teeth into the mechanics of a strategy game. +--- 634498242 +>>634497983 +I haven't used the default map on about 2 years so I don't know what that means, all I do know is that the map doesn't look as shit, and it runs at around 10-15 fps higher last I checked. +--- 634500798 +What the fuck do i pick, they are all socialists/communists +--- 634500996 +>>634500798 +Pan-Asianist +slant eye pride worldwide +--- 634501125 +>play +--- 634501276 +>paint +--- 634502419 +>>634496287 (OP) +Soulless. +--- 634503021 +They fucked it up. All they had to do was make the planets properly orbit in their systems but noooo that's too fucking hard for blue hairs +--- 634503138 +>>634497451 +Victoria 2 might as well play itself +>national focus bureaucrat for 6 months +>national focus clergy/intellectual for the rest of the game +>rush prestige techs +bam you are now number 1 GP as Sokoto +--- 634503553 +>>634500996 +K what now +--- 634503691 +>>634496287 (OP) +paradox games are midwit core but it still filters /v/ cause most people here are <90iq movie game and console fag shitters +--- 634503994 +>>634503691 +And no one has made better grand strategy games than them, i can agree that Stellaris is garbage though +--- 634504237 +>>634503994 +>no one has made better grand strategy +wrong +--- 634504471 +>>634504237 +Not grand strategy, its 4X, is it better than Stellaris? Yes +--- 634504563 +>>634504471 +its nothing like stellaris, its more of mix between sid meier alpha centauri and victoria 2 with wargame combat. +--- 634504679 +>>634496287 (OP) +I hate Kaiserech/redux theres nothing to do for non minors. The only thing worse is Milleneum Dawn. + +I cant believe the best HoI4 mods are the Fallout and fucking PONY ones. +--- 634504750 +>>634504679 +*majors +--- 634504812 +>>634503553 +now you die to Japan +--- 634504892 +>>634504679 +The fuck? Kaiserreich and especially Redux have the most amount of content of any HOI4 mod, pretty sure about that. And no i will never ever play that MLP mod because i have standards. +--- 634505202 +>>634496287 (OP) +I play ck3 mostly for masturbation session, also I can have cunny with mods so it's a perfect map game +--- 634505336 +CK2 or CK3 for game of thrones mod? +--- 634505450 +>>634504812 +He will defeat them +--- 634505845 +The HoI4 mod Im playing right now is Fuhrrerreich, but thats only because Its the only one with a good Philippines tree. Kinda too powerful though. + +Road to 56 is great as well. +--- 634506879 +I made Spain bigger +>inb4 >Africa +didn't know M&T protectorates weren't annexable and I was on a rush because anglo-france was protectorating the entire ivory coast themselves +japan is also my vassal +--- 634507447 +The ONLY hoi4 mod that is well made, respects history and simple on hoi4 mechanics diff --git a/v/634497018.txt b/v/634497018.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..325e73c9d2046109e5119a0c759e2e8282a20786 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634497018.txt @@ -0,0 +1,65 @@ +----- +--- 634497175 +>>634497018 (OP) +>>634497041 +Pass. +She looked better in V. +--- 634497195 +summoning anon from the last thread https://pastebin.com/HdnnEL9t +--- 634497276 +>>634497195 +>https://pastebin.com/HdnnEL9t +you mean Cammy VAM webm poster? +--- 634497290 +>>634497276 +yes +--- 634498320 +I'm not into short hair, hopefully there will be a skin with her old hairstyle. +--- 634498373 +>>634498091 +She got Karen-fied +--- 634498396 +>>634497018 (OP) +>>634497041 +>>634497139 +>>634497175 +>>634497195 +>>634497276 +>>634497290 +>>634498091 +>>634498320 +--- 634498485 +>>634498396 +I want to lick her tummy +--- 634498548 +>>634497018 (OP) +Wake me up when modders would do their thing. +--- 634499120 +6 has the worst cammy ever +capcom hates woman or what? +--- 634501043 +>completely mogs cammy +--- 634501104 +>>634497018 (OP) +Thumbnail looks like she scratch her butt lmao +--- 634502067 +>>634497018 (OP) +Balrog's wife thread? NICE! +--- 634503253 +>>634497018 (OP) +You like trannies +--- 634503334 +>>634501043 +I enjoy both, but I do love me some Giovanna. +--- 634503545 +>>634502067 +The spanish guy? +--- 634504098 +>>634497018 (OP) +--- 634505545 +>>634497041 +me too buddy +--- 634507431 +Theres not a single cammy i this thread so far. Here ill post the first cammy in this thread +--- 634507539 +Here. This is cammy, see the green leotard? Thats cammys outfit, thats what cammy wears. Cammy wears a leotard and shows her beautiful legs. diff --git a/v/634497112.txt b/v/634497112.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0f806cfd39417251102c096339932c4367e5c85a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634497112.txt @@ -0,0 +1,97 @@ +----- +--- 634497112 +So is warthunder actually good? +--- 634497614 +kys dogeguy +--- 634497751 +>>634497112 (OP) +Quite literally no. Those shady as fuck Chinese war games are long suspected of acting as Trojans. So much so, Amazon basically lets you skip the sign up process on those sites. PS2 graphics with the OS demand of a top tier game. +--- 634497805 +>>634497112 (OP) +im going to fuck that plane +--- 634497886 +>>634497751 +War thunder barely registers on my Ryzen apu? +--- 634497896 +>>634497112 (OP) +No. Save yourself the time and money. +>But i'll totally just play for fr- +You are WAAAAAY too late in the game to be playing for free. You should have started years ago. Then again, it's chinkware so good luck not catching your pc on fire while Zhang steals your roblox password +--- 634497954 +god no +t. several thousand hours +--- 634498048 +>>634497896 +Took me about a month to get to superprop for 3 nations. +Its not even that grindy +--- 634498889 +>>634497112 (OP) +Don't care but sex with planes +--- 634499227 +>>634498889 +based +--- 634499618 +It's free to play up until tier 3, then the grind will hit you so hard a premium account will feel almost mandatory(about $60 a year if you only buy during sales). It's a game that could be one of the best games ever, yet it has a few glaring flaws that forever stop it from reaching it. + +The one thing that is truly good about it is that you can run it smoothly on budget hardware and the game will still look really good. I don't know what kind of optimization wizardry Gaijin works with their Dagor engine, but I wish more games of similar visual style would do the same. +--- 634499935 +no it isn't +the only reason people play it is because it's the only game of its kind +--- 634500113 +>>634499935 +kys n*or +--- 634500213 +>>634500113 +no +--- 634500576 +>>634500213 +do it +--- 634502125 +>>634497112 (OP) +>>634498889 +>>634499227 +why do you fags want me to get to the point that i'd fuck any female thing moving? +--- 634502298 +>>634502125 +Because we want an excuse to dump plane girls. +--- 634502324 +>>634497112 (OP) +i dont know much about war thunder but i know for a FACT that that anthro EXCLUSIVELY fucks human men +--- 634502653 +Damn aeromorphs..! +--- 634503416 +>>634500576 +nah +--- 634503897 +>>634503416 +--- 634504525 +>>634497112 (OP) +No. +Also holy shit source? +--- 634505145 +>>634504525 +hideki kaneda +--- 634506018 +>>634499227 +>Smoking +DISGUSTING. Plane waifus are top tier and they do NOT destroy their mechanical lungs by smoking. Fuck that shit. +--- 634506169 +>play DCS +>play AC +>play IL2 +>play any other game that leds me pitch, roll and yaw +>have fun + +>play WT +>don't have fun +--- 634506507 +>>634497112 (OP) +Air Warrior 2 killed me for every other multiplayer flight sim +>300 player rooms +>huge persistent maps with 3 sides fighting it out, capturing airfields +>good physics and damage models +>all over dial-up in the mid 90s +I tried WT and didn't like it, no lobby grinders for me. +--- 634508305 +>>634497112 (OP) +ruined by cas cancer diff --git a/v/634497225.txt b/v/634497225.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b99c33876c14c82e0e0c6aa8fbf4aabd92d06440 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634497225.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 634497225 +Why no games that let you move a sword freely along a v-axis, but especially anywhere in 3D space? +--- 634497537 +>>634497225 (OP) +Die by the Sword did it +--- 634497763 +Controllers aren't the best option for it, though clearly they've made games around it anyway. Even something as simple as Dead Island's manual attack method gives an alright feeling. +--- 634497840 +>>634497225 (OP) +Play more games, OP. +--- 634497949 +I remember those videos from the time MGR was about to be released, it never got into the game right? still haven't played +--- 634498070 +>>634497949 +The game was cancelled and replaced with another made by platinum. +It had some slicing in sort of interactive cutscene when you did some mega super move. Don't remember that well it was like decade ago +--- 634498137 +>>634497840 +How is this game? Worth playing today? +I remember seeing it mentioned in a PC magazine as a kid but never tried it out. +--- 634498223 +>>634497225 (OP) +Play Neverdead you fuckin, homo +--- 634500341 +>>634497949 +it looked so much better than the platinum slop +--- 634500443 +>>634498137 +I enjoyed it, played it for the first time maybe five years ago. +Kinda hard to see anything if your display can't do true blacks, you may have to crank up the gamma. +--- 634502153 +>>634500443 +Cool, I'll check it out then. +>Kinda hard to see anything if your display can't do true blacks, you may have to crank up the gamma. +fuck me and my IPS glare +--- 634502208 +>>634497225 (OP) +Wish we got MGSR instead of MGRR +--- 634502570 +>>634497949 +its actually a different game which got cancelled that would have been called metal gear solid rising +so instead they got platinum to make a game based on it which is the game called metal gear rising: revengeance +--- 634503274 +>>634497225 (OP) +There's something I didn't get right about this game. Do you need to cut the enemies arm to get a certain item? +--- 634504278 +>>634503274 +that's just for bonus points, the only times it's actually required to carefully aim your slices are Sundowner and Armstrong battles. +--- 634505785 +>>634497225 (OP) +Too bad they didn’t spend that time making the gameplay better +--- 634506814 +>>634503274 +only specific enemies that have a glowing arm in AR mode give you a collectible if you slice their arm off diff --git a/v/634497638.txt b/v/634497638.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4a91640aa4ab7e631140cac9fe0c27487abbdff6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634497638.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 634497638 +Best COOP adventure/rpg games available now or in development? + +>3rd/1st person preferred +>non-MMO +--- 634497792 +Divinity: Original Sin 1 and 2 are alright in coop. +--- 634500953 +really not many options in this genre huh +--- 634501635 +>>634497638 (OP) +Outward seems close to what you're looking for. I've had it on my Wishlist for a while but never bought it. +--- 634502151 +>>634501635 +the thing that put me off about outward is that there's nothing happening in the world. No other NPC adventure parties out exploring to encounter etc, unless things have changed since I last checked in on it. + +Are they making a sequel? +--- 634502198 +>>634497792 +Don't believe this anon's lies. +They are stupid turn based rpgs, wasted my time and money with them, unless your partner is a sperg you won't touch it +--- 634504589 +>>634497638 (OP) +Elden Ring is still the champ. +--- 634506132 +>>634504589 +it's too start/stop/start/stop unless you're playing with the coop mod. + +What I'd like is something like Dragon's Dogma with its party based combat, but coop. That would be cool. +--- 634506284 +>>634504589 +mindbroken tranny +--- 634506817 +>>634502151 +i wouldnt get it, the world is incredibly static and while the game is interesting, it isnt all that entertaining. base game only supports 2 play but with mods you can get up to 6 players last i checked, probably more by now. diff --git a/v/634498128.txt b/v/634498128.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9cef1abd738305ea7d5d5670e65374ba78dc5e0c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498128.txt @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +----- +--- 634498128 +>story mode makes the game x10 worse +--- 634498298 +This says a lot about society. The foisted story about muh unions actually surpassed the 15 minute timer complaint. It does not even impact the gameplay but it has managed to be the new main complaint. Which is a shame because the VA isn't terrible, just doesn't matter AT ALL and is a story most people don't care about. We just want to tear down ships. People don't even complain about there being, what, 10 whole ship types with no community ability to make more because even the devs got filtered by their SDK? +--- 634498319 +>>634498128 (OP) +>podcast fodder game +>don't put exposatory dialog in the game while you're working +>instead, force the player into a cutscene when all they want to do is make another 100,000 credits carving up a bathtub +It was so close to being perfect. +--- 634499545 +>>634498128 (OP) +Shut up Sseth u nigger jew. +--- 634501562 +>>634498298 +I've seen plenty of complaints about the ship limit. The devs not being able to make the ship building modular is a travesty, and main reason why the game has no staying power. Which is a shame since the space worker dismantling ships while space banjo plays in the background is so good I could kill for Workshop. The story was just meh for me, it's not like I paid any attention to it at all. +--- 634501761 +Needs more radio stations. Space banjo is good and all, but can get stale. +I know I could provide my own music with having youtube running in alt+tab or steam overlay, but it doesn't feel the same. +--- 634502507 +>>634501562 +Wait, so it's a survivalcraft/autism game with a restricted set of levels and it ends after an ending? +Sweet, I may actually give it a shot then, pirated of course. Bizarre that an autism game doesn't have a full sandbox mode. +--- 634503385 +>>634499545 + +>make a universe that companies are so bonkers that they have the right to kill you and replace you with a clone +>inject real life union shit and some LGBT stuff for good measure too + +I'm 100% sure the people who came up with the setting/premise and the people who were tasked with making the story were 2 completely different groups because the cognitive dissonance is staggering. +--- 634503841 +>>634498298 +>It does not even impact the gameplay +like fuck it doesnt. +having to listen to garbage writing for several minutes again and again is not an inconsiderable amount of game time. long ass loading times affect the gameplay in that they painfully pull you out of the mood of the game, and these are much worse. +--- 634504593 +>had an interest in this because the gameplay seemed interesting +>heard it started doing some dumb story shit for some reason +>look up a little about it just now +>seems the usual drivel of THIS BAD THAT GOOD +Removed it from my Steam wishlist. +--- 634505650 +>>634502507 +It does have a mode that removes the time limit or at least doubles it. They call it easy mode or something, but you still can't run away from the story. +--- 634505686 +>>634498128 (OP) +The Long Dark +--- 634507432 +>>634498128 (OP) +Anybody here prefer the old menu over the HAB? +>old menus were fast and functional, the HAB has a fucking loading screen and terrible framerate +>you can't even walk around like normal, you have to use directinal keys to move to different specific camera angles, like a fucking old school adventure game +>locks you in place for lengthy and unskippable radio conversations +>the ship you get to build gets confiscated in the end as some kind of half-assed representation of the working man being kept down +>>634503385 +If you told me that the people who wrote and implemented the story had never even played the actual game itself, I would believe you. I don't think I've ever seen a game with a story that actively interferes with your ability to play it at every single level like this one's does. diff --git a/v/634498161.txt b/v/634498161.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3e5ac2c4e25cffd9bb3d056dac9b2dae94bdc9ff --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498161.txt @@ -0,0 +1,541 @@ +----- +--- 634498161 +NO FUN ALLOWED +--- 634498235 +>>634498161 (OP) +Reminder that Nintendo is making the modder pay 35% of any salary he makes to them for the rest of his life +--- 634498280 +>>634498235 +Deserved. +--- 634498282 +One thing I'll never understand is how Nintendo fans put up with the nonstop destruction of their community by Nintendo's lawyers. Fucking actively boycott on reddit or something. Reggie really was the last hope for Nintendo of America. +--- 634498295 +>>634498235 +HAHAHA no way thats real +--- 634498306 +Based. Dont support Nintendo. +--- 634498338 +>>634498161 (OP) +And then people wonder why modding is becoming a paywalled private scene. +--- 634498419 +>>634498161 (OP) +this makes me want to make a game using their assets and keeping it for myself +--- 634498492 +>>634498235 +Why do people keep getting these two completely different stories mixed up? +Is it a joke, or are people just not reading the headlines let alone the stories attached to them? +--- 634498496 +>>634498419 +you should then post it on youtube and make alt accounts if they strike you +--- 634498520 +>>634498295 +--- 634498524 +>>634498496 +no ill give the files away for free. even to you +--- 634498567 +>>634498520 +the rich get richer +--- 634498596 +>>634498161 (OP) +Good, people shouldn't make mods of games. They should make their own games if they want to be creative. +--- 634498645 +>>634498596 +thats the faggiest take ive heard all year +--- 634498770 +>>634498235 +>>634498295 +>>634498520 +>>634498567 +is reading too hard for a snoy? +--- 634498858 +Should've hosted the mod in Russia or Brazil or something, they're untouchable nowadays +--- 634498898 +>>634498596 +this +--- 634498901 +>>634498858 +You can't even connect to the Russian internet anymore. +--- 634498916 +>>634498770 +how is it possible you are this stupid? +--- 634498963 +>>634498161 (OP) +>supporting a nintendo product +--- 634498985 +>>634498161 (OP) +TOTK multiplayer confirmed. +--- 634499051 +>>634498901 +Really? Rutracker still works on my end +--- 634499059 +>>634498770 +seems like it's too hard for you. I was making fun of Nintendo for suing people with no money +--- 634499060 +>>634498235 +lmao based. These retards know nintendo is like this but they still do it anyway. Go mod literally any other companies games and this wont happen but they can't help themselves +--- 634499073 +>>634498916 +your'e the stupid one, the 35% thingie is for some modchip maker not a modder +--- 634499086 +>>634498295 +Different story and it's not really a lifetime payment but it may as well be unless the guy involved with selling modded Switches happens to come across 14 million dollars out of nowhere. +--- 634499127 +>>634498770 +yes? are you new? +--- 634499135 +>>634498161 (OP) +Call me nincel, I do not care. +>Nintendo's lawyers are at it again. +>again +If Nintendo is famous for being anti-mod, anti-youtubers, anti-prettymucheverything, then why are people doing this and then act surprised? AGAIN? + +Personally, if I were a gaming company, I would be much worse than Nintendo. +>I release a game +>some PewDiePie guy plays my game +>gets donations from viewers +>makes money off adds +>"B-b-but he is promoting your game, anon!" +He does not. Fuck off. Nobody's gonna make money thanks to my game, except me. +--- 634499152 +>>634499073 +>thingie +you don't even know what you're talking about. are you a Canadian or something? +--- 634499161 +Just don't steal from Nintendo. How hard can it be? +--- 634499192 +>>634498161 (OP) +I can't wait to play Soi of the Reddit for absolutely free and then shit on it for being bad, fuck Nintendo +--- 634499206 +>>634499152 +Canadians are all asleep, this is likely a pajeet that just woke up. +--- 634499223 +>>634499161 +it's easy actually. just don't let them know about it until your finished with the project +--- 634499232 +>>634498520 +Unironically, how is this not an insane punishment for someone? This guy was selling hacked Switches, right? This is how you make a fucking supervillain. "Oh, you gonna turn me into your slave for the rest of my life? Well FUCK YOU. Now I'm the 'Switch Witch,' and plant Switches with bombs in them everywhere." +--- 634499234 +>>634499059 +it's his fault for living in murrica. the one that really made the modchip get away scot free +>>634499152 +because thingie is shorter to type than nintendo take 35% paycut for the entire life +--- 634499256 +>>634499206 +idk I'm in north America and I'm awake still +--- 634499285 +>>634499234 +that other anon was right. you are stupid +--- 634499291 +>>634499135 +i will upload your game for free to the internet and you will be powerless to stop me +--- 634499303 +>>634499285 +then explain to me oh so smart anon +--- 634499312 +>>634499256 +Go to bed, anon. +--- 634499376 +>>634498161 (OP) +make the mod, don't try to attention whore and profit from it +--- 634499431 +>>634499232 +lmao +he knew what he was doing was wrong, but he kept doing it anyway. he can keep crying about the consequences of his actions. +--- 634499536 +>>634499376 +basically this. +want a botw multiplayer? go make your own using your own IP +--- 634499551 +>>634498161 (OP) +>Nintendo hates real, creative fans +>Only wants brain-dead consoomers +Been that way for a while. +--- 634499554 +>>634499431 +But the whole "25% of your income for life thing" genuinely seems irresponsible as a punishment. That's how people get radicalized. "My life's fucked, might as well do something crazy." +--- 634499609 +>>634499232 +>Now I'm the 'Switch Witch,' and plant Switches with bombs in them everywhere." +Hope he does this kek +--- 634499669 +>>634499232 +God please +--- 634499705 +>>634498235 +Based, unironically. +>DO NOT MOD GAME +>mods game +>AIIIIEEEEEE HELP ME NIGGERMAN I AM BECOME CHUCKSNEED OF FEED +--- 634499706 +>>634498161 (OP) +this just means TOTK will have multiplayer +remember they did this with ASM2R and then samus returns happened +--- 634499789 +JUST DROP THE DOWNLOAD LINK +--- 634499815 +>>634499554 +>uh you shouldn't punish people for breaking laws or else they'll break more laws +--- 634499841 +>>634499554 +the bigger the piracy, the bigger the consequences. and not everyone is like you, psychopath. most people can live on with hardships they're dealt with. +--- 634499846 +>>634498235 + +It's honestly hilarious at this point how many retards get completely fucked over by Nintendo, and Americas corporatist because they just have to mod a Mario game or some dumb shit. +--- 634499849 +>>634498282 +tendies are braindead +--- 634499868 +>>634498161 (OP) +Points very strongly to totk having some kind of multiplayer. Very suspicious they care about this so much all of a sudden when people have been modding botw for years now. They want the multiplayer to be an exclusive selling pointing obviously +--- 634499890 +>>634498235 +Can't do the time don't do the fucking crime. +--- 634499897 +>>634499086 +>>634498520 +>>634498235 +Why won't he just go to nincuckdo HQ and stab the shit out of that ugly bugmen CEO? nigga has nothing to lose anyway, he's old and ugly +--- 634499917 +>>634499815 +You can punish people, but no. If someone is fucked for life, no matter how model of a citizen they are, that's prime fucking material to take their anger and frustration out on others. +--- 634500029 +>>634499897 +Only Japanese people attack the authority, Americans shoot up randoms in supermarkets +--- 634500034 +>>634499232 +Tendies will say that using the Switch to bomb malls is just another way to play and that it shows how versatile the system is +--- 634500046 +>>634499841 +I'm the exact opposite of a psychopath. I want someone to actually get better. You know what doesn't help a person get better? Perpetual debt slavery until they die. You come out of prison, no one wants to hire you, and now you earn 25% less of your minimum wage job at Subway. + +Pretty sure that raises the chances of this person committing suicide, or committing suicide with a body count. +--- 634500218 +Have you seen point rows videos. He is super creepy and keeps cursing, screaming and making sexy jokes. His mod and bs speedruns he makes up get a ton of views and YouTube recommends him to anyone into Zelda. Nintendo can't have this a month before release. They will drop it in July unless the media keeps spinning it. Western publications always try to kill japanese game popularity since it's a foreign govt pushing their agenda +--- 634500283 +>>634498161 (OP) +>>634498235 +Is this a raid? Why are people trying to link these 2 things together? +--- 634500317 +>>634499815 +>>634499554 +The punishment isn't that they take his money for the rest of his life. The MAXIMUM they're able to collect on a monthly basis is 25-30% of his gross monthly income until the $10 million is paid off. It's effectively the same thing, correct, but they wouldn't allow such a cruel and unusual punishment as just having less money unconditionally for the rest of his life. +--- 634500342 +I found this but I have no idea how to download. +What is this, like a partial Mega url? +--- 634500349 +>>634500046 +too bad, don't commit crimes +--- 634500453 +>>634500342 +It's in binary, you need to decode it first + +>>634500283 +Keep licking Nintendo's boot kek +--- 634500476 +Stop fucking with nintendo systems and games and maybe you will stop getting fucking sued. +>But it should just be legal +Oh fuck off, its not and you know that. +--- 634500480 +>>634500453 +That's clearly not binary +--- 634500496 +>>634500453 +Weird way to say yes, dishonest discordtranny. +--- 634500512 +>>634500317 +>According to Bowser himself, Nintendo can take 25-30 percent of his income for the rest of his working life. This actually started when he was prison. Bowser did manage to get a job there, but due to the low pay at the SeaTac Federal Detention Center in Washington, he was only able to pay back $175. + +So when do they stop? Cause seriously, if I was in this situation, I would feel totally helpless, and demoralized. A literal slave to a corporation. +--- 634500515 +>>634500496 +YWNBAW +--- 634500527 +>>634500453 +wtf, that's not binary +--- 634500648 +>>634498161 (OP) +Apologize. +--- 634500694 +>>634500515 +Meant for >>634500515, don't know I fucked that up +--- 634500720 +>>634499789 +you actually believe anything youtubers do is real? +--- 634500723 +>>634500342 +>>634499789 + + +mega.nz/file/ZxFUSSyI#astD4Ba3jiElDOjVj-PSjd29SXYQj__PSPDWE4uCEd4 +--- 634500724 +>>634499232 +>nintendo: stop doing that +>boromir: no +>nintendo: well if you insist +--- 634500737 +>>634499232 +>This is how you make a fucking supervillain. +Real humans just aren't wired this way, myself included. +--- 634500779 +>>634500723 +Based, thanks anon +--- 634500912 +>>634500512 +Until he dies or pays back the $10 million, which ever comes first. + +Also you're forgetting he has a criminal record (I'll assume he's a felon no less), so he'll never work a job that isn't stocking shelves for WalMart during the latenight shift or the like. +--- 634500919 +>>634500724 +>>634500737 +Seriously, am I the only one who thinks this is unusually cruel? I know /v/ is full of pretend psychos, contrarians, and shills, but something like this just genuinely makes me feel bad for the guy. 25% of this person's ability to succeed in life is now just casually being taken away by a giant corporation. +--- 634500982 +>>634500912 +Right. That's fucked. His life is ruined. And that makes me sad. He didn't do anything particularly evil. +--- 634501010 +>>634499232 +Most of prison punishments are insane. Copyright crimes aren't real and no one should be punished for them, also other crimes like watching/downloading illegal porn videos and such. Justice system is corrupt simple as and not logic driven but political/money driven. +--- 634501015 +>>634499232 +Using the Switch to bomb malls is just another way to play, and it shows how versatile the system is. +--- 634501067 +>>634500919 +You're not alone anon. Copyright law and DRM are out of control and the fact that this guy is being punished at all is ridiculous. I hope he goes out with a bang. +--- 634501101 +>>634500723 +>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law. +Hope you have fun in the Nintendo licensed slave camp kek +--- 634501140 +>>634500919 +If I was in his position, I'd rather pay 25% of my earnings forever than rot in jail. +Even if you only run at 75% capacity forever, it's better than the 0% you had in jail. +--- 634501268 +>>634500723 +link sent to nintendo, get fucked criminal scum +--- 634501325 +>>634500919 +I mean it's not exactly what I'd call fair, sure. But if I was doing illegal shit with a company's property and Mr. Corporino called me up and told me to fuck off, I'd fuck off. The retard brought it on himself. +--- 634501329 +>>634499232 +Bombing malls is a completely valid way to play the switch just proves how versatile a system it is +--- 634501387 +>>634498520 +--- 634501393 +>>634498520 +I'm happy I've been pirating every single Nintendo game for the last 15 years +--- 634501434 +>>634501140 +He's a felon now, though. He's out of jail, but basically has all prospects of his life taken, and even if he manages to somehow claw a niche out for himself, he'll always have that debt weighing down on him. From a sheer psychological perspective, I think that's really fucked. Imagine being a guy in your 20s, or 30s, and coming to the realization you'll be in the shadow of this until your grave. + +In some ways, it's just hazardous. It means if he takes any minimum wage job, he is automatically working below minimum wage. +--- 634501493 +>>634500317 +>>634500912 +>10M $ +Did this guy actually manage to sell 10M dorrars worth of switches or in the same order of magnitude? Like did he do something that caused Nintendo to lose that much money? How else do they justify a fine/reparation this steep? +--- 634501523 +>>634500342 +Google base64 decode + +Most likely a megalink then the rest of the url, the key, is that bottom part. +--- 634501535 +>>634498524 +give me the files then +--- 634501560 +>>634501493 +He made $300k off of selling hacked shit. Over the course of seven years. +--- 634501561 +>>634498282 +Majority of consumers probably don't keep up to date with that stuff. The modding community is, for the most part, relatively niche. 90% of BotW owners didn't know this mod was a thing. And as vocal as Smashfags are, most normalfags know nothing about the competitive scene either. Most Pokemonfags know nothing about fan projects. If you don't go looking for these things, you'll never know about them. +--- 634501592 +Amazing how there are so many NintenyearoIds in this thread that were probably sad that Etika killed himself and got a sticky on /v/ for it. +--- 634501595 +>>634498235 +Based +--- 634501669 +>>634501592 +Keemstar murdered Etika because Shadman wanted to rape his child +--- 634501754 +>>634501493 +No way. My guess is """"damages"""" plus court and lawyer fees. I don't know what mods he was selling but the chinks likely argued that his mods allowed people to pirate all games and DLC on the console so they lost a lot of potential profit. +In Nintendo's mind, when someone pirates $2k worth of games and DLC that means they would have spent $2k buying all those games and DLC so that's money out of their pocket. +--- 634501805 +Stop making patreons fro mods +--- 634501890 +>>634501523 +>Google base64 decode +Holy computer science +--- 634501934 +>>634501268 +cry more shill Nintendo ninjas can't get all of us pirates lol +--- 634501963 +>>634501592 +I'm still not convinced that the public knew him before he died +--- 634502058 +>>634501963 +I still don't know who she is +--- 634502090 +BOTW multiplayer already exists. It's called Genshin Impact, whether you like it or not +--- 634502108 +>>634501592 +>>634501963 +fuck you I miss etika a lot why him why couldn't it be you two who died instead ): +--- 634502180 +>>634502090 +no get your genshit moba phone game outta my sight whale tard +--- 634502231 +Based Nintendo. + +Break the law, get punished. Simple as. +--- 634502276 +>>634502090 +Genshin multiplayer is so barebones there it might as well not exist. The only reason it's there is for people to steal resources from others. You can't even progress through the game with a friend. +--- 634502332 +I'm pretty casual when it comes to Nintendo. I don't keep up with news, don't participate in communities, I don't even watch Youtube videos for Nintendo-related matters. So I can't really bring myself to care about this stuff. I didn't even know this mod existed until it got taken down. I do know more or less that the fan communities for Nintendo games tend to get the short end of the stick, but I'm not a part of these communities and I don't care what happens to them. +--- 634502365 +Honestly? Good. He was literally stealing from wholesome Nintendo. Yikes! Talk about cringe. +--- 634502369 +>>634502090 +>Tower of Fantasy +>Literally just Genshin but an MMO-lite with players grouping for quests +>Has many features I wanted in Genshin for years +>But the character design is shit +>Cheaters and hackers everywhere +>Game includes damage meter so you can see that a whale with the same gacha character you have does 8x your damage because you pulled her once and he pulled her 6 times +Ruined. The game had potential as a Genshin killer. It just needed better waifus and no cheaters. +--- 634502438 +>>634498161 (OP) +>pointcrow +he's a hardcore tendie isn't he? +nintendo is evil but if he still shilled their games then he deserves it +--- 634502509 +they've been doing this for a decade +why are youtubers still this retarded +--- 634502550 +>>634498161 (OP) +reminder that every game developer can DMCA you for sharing footage of their games, it's just a matter of if they think they need the free advertising or not. +--- 634502552 +>>634501434 +That's still a lot better than being locked in a cage for years and years. I'd still do it. +--- 634502620 +>>634501493 +No, but he's still very stupid by willingly to be the face of team Xecuter, even though he's only a marketer +--- 634502698 +>>634498280 +>>634499161 +>>634499431 +>>634499705 +>>634500283 +>>634500349 +>>634500476 +>>634502231 +>>634502365 +--- 634502840 +>do something that could get you in trouble +>advertise your real fucking identity +fucking retard +he deserves it for not being careful +--- 634503090 +>>634500029 +unironically true. america schizos need to get better with that +--- 634503148 +>>634502698 +they're right though, has kotaku ever defended those GTA5 modders that got sued by take-two? +--- 634503394 +>>634499135 +>He does not. Fuck off. Nobody's gonna make money thanks to my game, except me. + +There will be plenty of people making money out of your game besides you unless you're a small indie that markets and publishes the game yourself. A one man company, a one man job. Otherwise, no. +--- 634503460 +Give me one (1) good reason why +>I purchased my own entertainment hardware +>I modify said hardware and software to do what I want because I own it +>I share the service and allow others to use the improvements I made to the software for free +>without redistributing the actual software the consumer must purchase from said company +is apparently so wrong and would ever justify warranting legal action. Also if my device breaks, I should have every right to repair it. No reason why modifying something you own should EVER be legally fought unless you are modifying something to physically harm a human being. +--- 634503517 +>>634498235 +holy based +--- 634503556 +>>634502698 +>>634503148 +What the FUCK is happening to people? Kotaku being a bunch of hypocrites apart, WHY are "gamers" calling mods crimes and modders criminals?? WHAT IS THIS? What bullshit parallel universe have I entered without knowing? Are these Americans zoomers? Who should I blame for this trash? +--- 634503690 +>>634503556 +Zoomers think that watching clips of movies/TV on youtube is illegal if you don't have a subscription to the streaming service +--- 634503738 +>>634501101 +But there's no copyrighted material in there +--- 634503807 +>>634498161 (OP) +Anyone got an archive? +--- 634503882 +Hey ninpedo, i just pirated your shitty garbage game and emulated it on my pc. watcha gonna do about it? +--- 634503890 +>>634498161 (OP) +Make your own game +--- 634503995 +>>634503882 +Post it on reddit +--- 634504092 +>>634503807 +https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Qo_pkfSR7mBb61dgc8RoIzpzOyqQmHJe/view + +mirror +https://www.mediafire.com/file/uue17imphivd1nf/BOTW.multiplayer_1.0.4_files_%252B_setup_tutorial.zip/file +--- 634504168 +>>634504092 +Trojan, do not download +--- 634504220 +>>634498161 (OP) +>fun +dude made like $350,000 using a company's IP after multiple requests to stop +no shit he got fucked in the ass +--- 634504231 +>>634498235 +Thats the wrong case retard +--- 634504285 +>>634504220 +>Leave the multibillion dollar company alone +--- 634504297 +>>634504168 +Alright Nintendo +--- 634504583 +>>634498235 +Holy based. +--- 634504607 +>>634498520 +>>634498567 +>>634498770 +>>634499232 +>>634499897 +>>634501387 +>>634501393 +Dumb consoleniggers can't read, that's obviously a different guy +--- 634504683 +>>634504607 +>MMMMHHH NINTENDO BOOT SO GOOD AND YUMMY MAKES ME FEEL GOOD IN MY TUMMY AAAHHHHH +--- 634504704 +>>634504607 +Forgot to add that I'm trans and love Nintendo +--- 634504839 +>>634504607 +They know, this is a discord raid. +--- 634505082 +>>634504220 +lmao based +--- 634506361 +>>634498235 +Based Nintendo bringing the pain. +--- 634507890 +>>634498161 (OP) +This one is weird tho, the dude still has modded botw content on his youtube that nintendo didn't care enough to strike but they went after the multiplayer mod. I think it's because the modder received like 10k to make it and someone at nintendo got pissed that it was a mod being sold. +Shit move tho its just a mod. +--- 634508194 +>>634498161 (OP) +>>634498295 +>>634498520 +mess with the bing bing, nintendo shoves their boot up your wahoo. +--- 634508304 +>>634504092 +wtf why is there a dolphin on my screen? diff --git a/v/634498192.txt b/v/634498192.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5230814736c4d18d24d0d6999811c16ab60c1980 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498192.txt @@ -0,0 +1,389 @@ +----- +--- 634498192 +. +--- 634498287 +>a lack of story is seen as a bad thing + +A cinematic movie lover made that image. Instantly discarded. +--- 634498309 +Elden Ring is better than any Zelda game. +--- 634498345 +>>634498192 (OP) +Kill Yourself +--- 634498349 +>>634498287 +>forgive me +--- 634498418 +>>634498192 (OP) +why are these images always made by faggots who never proofread their work? +--- 634498594 +Good morning, sirs! +--- 634498660 +>>634498349 +>wtf why isn't there big tittied anime waifus expositioning for 50 hours about love and friendship!? +>why isn't there constant marvel snarky quips?! +>0/10 game! +--- 634498690 +>>634498192 (OP) +Real ESL hours huh. +--- 634498765 +>>634498192 (OP) +I love esl memes +--- 634498903 +>>634498192 (OP) +Zanzibart bros? Our response?? ? +--- 634498991 +>>634498287 +Shut the fuck up ACfag. +--- 634499064 +>>634498660 +>be ACfag +>anime girls live rent-free in his head +>constantly scared of Marvel +>thinks video game stories are made to brainwash him into liking marvel shit +--- 634499090 +>>634498192 (OP) +>WORDS WORDS WORDS +Eldenchads this is how much we make the haters SEETHE. +--- 634499176 +>>634499064 +>>634498991 +>be druckmann +>think games should just be movies +>every time your miserable parent company makes a game-to-movie adaptation, it stinks to high hell (Ratchet and Clank, Uncharted, TLOU netflix series) +>still insist that games should be "art" +--- 634499203 +Great thread sirs! +--- 634499362 +>>634498192 (OP) +Ubisoft called, they want their game back +--- 634499567 +>>634498192 (OP) +>but it +--- 634499660 +>>634499176 +>Brings up TLOU out of nowhere +KWAB, that's how you know ACfag is mindbroken +--- 634499767 +>>634498192 (OP) +>Somebody spent an hour of his life making this +--- 634499803 +>>634499660 +>you don't like corporations spewing political propaganda in your video games? heh, mindbroken +--- 634499808 +>>634498192 (OP) +>image +is this you? +--- 634499932 +>>634499808 +WTF Y DID U DOXX ME U LITLLE BITCH TAKE THIS DOWN +--- 634499954 +>>634498192 (OP) +kinda based... +--- 634499986 +>>634498192 (OP) +leftists can't meme +--- 634500042 +>>634498192 (OP) +>the fallout 3 fag hates good games as usual +No surprises here. +--- 634500051 +>>634498192 (OP) +I like the pretending to be a swarthy ESL retard part, it really helps represent the target audience of Zelda. +--- 634500192 +Hello. I'm very excited for both TotK and the Elden Ring DLC. Have a nice day anons +--- 634500225 +>the same animations +They're actually almost all redone. go play the old games and it'll be really noticeable. +--- 634500413 +>>634500225 +--- 634500446 +>>634500192 +How dare you +--- 634500493 +>>634499176 +Druckmann doesn’t live in my head rent-free. +--- 634500520 +>>634499803 +No, you dumb fuck. +It's just that you think those who like stories in gaming cares about TLOU out of call fucking games that get posted here. +It's so fucking disgenuinous and it's obvious you're grasping the straws given how you're strawmanning everyone that's disagreeing with you. +--- 634500614 +>>634500192 +>you must consoom without questioning everything +--- 634500643 +>>634500520 +>>634500493 +Maybe you guys should stop running defense for industry giants who literally hate video games. + +>b-but not everyone loves TLOU +And yet Druckmann smiles every time someone complains about a game being too videogamey, or not having enough story to tackle sociopolitical issues. Maybe, and here's a big stretch, maybe you shouldn't "like stories" period. If you want story, go read a book. +--- 634500707 +>>634500643 +I don’t give a shit about Druckmann or whatever the fuck you’re rambling about. Take your meds. +--- 634500761 +>>634499803 +>broo you must let things you don’t like live in your head rent-free and complain about them 24/7!!! +Sorry, I’m not mentally ill. +--- 634500804 +>>634500761 +>>634500707 +>just ignore them dooood +>let them take all institutional power and control everything you like +>just be quiet and consoom and everything will like, work out man +--- 634500813 +>>634500192 +Based video game enjoyer. +--- 634500917 +I refuse to believe this thread is not bait +--- 634501056 +>>634500804 +Meds. +--- 634501079 +>>634499176 +HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Do they really??? + +>>634499660 +>>634500493 +Holy shit they really do!!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH +--- 634501305 +>>634498192 (OP) +--- 634501457 +>>634501079 +You should've seen the threads prior to the Ratchet and Clank movie reveal. + +>dude it's gonna be an epic re-imagining +>sony knows how to make movies dude +>it'll be an instant update to a classic + +And then whoops, it was a steaming pile of dog turds. +--- 634501484 +Druckmann said that Elden Ring is the future of storytelling in video games. +--- 634501550 +>>634501484 +Who cares what he says? He's an idiot. Even if he said that breathing air is good, that doesn't mean he's worth listening to. + +Also, I doubt he even believes that, since Elden Ring doesn't have enough netlfix gay sex scenes and bigot sandwiches in it. +--- 634501571 +>>634501305 +Literally (not figuratively) got shivers. Pure ludo. +--- 634501661 +>>634501305 +pure fucking kino +--- 634501861 +>>634501305 +now that's kinacular +--- 634501889 +>>634499176 +>Either game has no story or is TLOU +Come on Anon, don't be dishonest. You can discuss better and admit that some people might find lack of storyline a negative thing for a game. You can also point out reasons why you don't think it is a bad thing or why it is even good. Maybe point the ways ER story can be interesting. +Instead you rely on strawman Druckmann arguments, it isn't healthy for you or the discussion. + +And if you identify through ER, or especially corporation/studio that made it, then you should take a look at mirror and do some self-examining. +I hope you have fun discussing things properly, even when the thread OP itself is just low-effort flamewar starter that mods encourage. +Man, that rule is completely useless. +Take care +--- 634502089 +>>634501889 +.You can discuss better and admit that some people might find lack of storyline a negative thing for a game. +And I would've been more tolerant of the mindset if their idea of a good story didn't involve cliche JRPG slop, or snarky marvel quips. Look at any thread on the front page of /v/ and you won't see anything besides people jerking off to Bara ganondorf, or talking about how their waifu has big titties, or how their waifu cried one time, which makes it deeper than Macbeth and Hamlet combined. + +>you can also point out reasons why you don't think it is a bad thing or why it is even good +I think it's good to have minimal story because that means more gameplay. I don't need a reason to have fun. I don't need the game to narrate to me why I should enjoy blowing up stuff, or beating up bad guys. It just is. Fun exists without anyone's permission. +--- 634502479 +>>634502089 +>"maybe you shouldn't be dishonest and strawman for arguments" +>strawmans even harder +--- 634502586 +>>634502479 +>it's a strawman that /v/ has gone down the toilet, thanks in part to an influx of election tourists and zoomers who don't even like video games + +Okay? +--- 634502646 +>>634498192 (OP) +this image is the epitome of "it's okay when nintendo does it" +--- 634502765 +>>634501889 +Don’t bother replying to ACfag. He’s mentally ill. +--- 634502843 +>>634502089 +>And I would've been more tolerant of the mindset if their idea of a good story didn't involve cliche JRPG slop, or snarky marvel quips +But who thinks or argues this? I think you are +>Look at any thread on the front page of /v/ and you won't see anything besides people jerking off to Bara ganondorf, or talking about how their waifu has big titties, or how their waifu cried one time, which makes it deeper than Macbeth and Hamlet combined +...Taking /v/ bait thread OPs too seriously. TotK is an upcoming big game so people are quite hyped and excited for it. It isn't like there aren't any people who hype Souls games as "10/10 masterpieces with both subtle storytelling and superior gameplay oh no no no ninsisters it is over..."-stuff. +You took a low-effort chad pic seriously, then started arguing against a low-effort Twitter screenshot before finally taking JRPG-trash and Druckmann "revenge bad" as only counter arguments on why having a story in a game is bad. Why not look at WRPGs or CRPGs for story comparison? Metal Gear? I like my favorite game's story(Alundra) even when the localization is completely butchered(Making enemies tanky and swapping a character's personality to your co-worker's because it is funny). + +>I think it's good to have minimal story because that means more gameplay. I don't need a reason to have fun. I don't need the game to narrate to me why I should enjoy blowing up stuff, or beating up bad guys. It just is. Fun exists without anyone's permission. +That is a fair point, you don't need a story or story focus to have fun. My other fav games are Ultimate Doom, Crash 2, and TF2. +I just wonder why you took a low-effort chad meme and Twitter screenshot so seriously and started throwing strawmen around. +Because they started? Do you think anyone will change their mind or think you are making a point when you think, or at least imply you think, that all story-based/focused games are either Sony movies or JRPG trash? + +Character limit. +--- 634502874 +>>634502089 +coomers have existed on here since the dawn of 4chan +they aren't the majority and this is not an argument +--- 634502934 +>>634502843 +Anyway, I'm off to exercise. If you wanna shitpost, go ahead. +I just think you can do better. Others being stupid is lazy excuse to be shitposting as well. + +Take care +--- 634502964 +>>634502646 +that image is the epitome of making shit up in your head and pretending it's real +--- 634502965 +>>634502934 +i fapped to konata because you posted her +--- 634503098 +>>634498192 (OP) +--- 634503142 +>>634502843 +>But who thinks or argues this? +Have you been in a Xenoblade or Persona thread? You'll have your answer then. + +>...Taking /v/ bait thread OPs too seriously. +If only this was a bait thread. I'd love to believe that people don't genuinely think this way. + +>TotK is an upcoming big game so people are quite hyped and excited for it. +That's not the problem. It's people being hypocrites. + +>board rightfully hates movie games +>cites "no story" as a negative in a game + +I mean how can OP have such a disconnect in logic? + +>I just wonder why you took a low-effort chad meme and Twitter screenshot so seriously and started throwing strawmen around. +the bait part was him comparing Elden Ring and TOTK in an attempt to stir up conflict between the two fandoms, but I genuinely believe that he thinks this way about story, that it's somehow absolutely vital to a game and that a game is ruined without it. I see this all the time in TOTK threads, where I get called a faggot by most people because, and I quote, "you like Tetris and pong you faggot!" Like I'm so sorry i think a game doesn't need fancy bells and whistles to be good. + +Maybe it is bait, but after 13 years of browsing this board I can't even tell anymore. People are so absorbed by irony and subverting expectations, nobody wants to be genuine. +--- 634503175 +>>634498192 (OP) +We need more Berserk references in next From game please. +--- 634503183 +>>634502089 +The second point I actually agree with, but you once told me Donkey Kong (arcade) was a moviegame because of the 30 secondsish of cutscenes before levels, so I can't truly agree. +--- 634503247 +>>634498418 +They need to quickly cash-in on their cheap (You)'s before it becomes out of style and the next big game comes in. +--- 634503268 +>like souls games +>like zelda games too +Man it must fucking SUCK to not be able to enjoy video games +--- 634503359 +>>634503098 +there's very few times the map gets marked in elden ring but you're a soijak poster so you don't actually care +--- 634503365 +>>634503183 +>but you once told me Donkey Kong (arcade) was a moviegame because of the 30 secondsish +I don't remember saying that. Might've been in relation to someone saying that Donkey Kong was shit unless there was a cutscene showing him throwing barrels beforehand. Obviously I disagreed with him. +--- 634503475 +>>634498349 +>Japanese people asking for forgiveness +Just like real life +--- 634503503 +>>634498192 (OP) +Based. Elden trannies got fucking destroyed. +--- 634503748 +>>634498903 +Zanzissters... we... we lost?? +--- 634503960 +>>634503365 +Hm. Well then perhaps I was speaking to an impersonator. The ACfag I spoke to was quite insistent on DK and Pac-Man being "snoy moviegames" because theh had "too many cutscenes". +--- 634504142 +>>634503960 +I only consider something a movie game if the game is somehow completely ruined if you took out the cutscenes. AKA Dad of Boy and Dude Raider (if the fans are any indication) +--- 634504197 +>>634502843 +ACfag thinks that shitposting and coomer threads on /v/ actually impact the quality of a game. He’s that retarded. +--- 634504214 +>>634498192 (OP) +>Kino music +Only had like 2 good songs, the rest was just occasional bing bing bongs +--- 634504419 +>zelda reuses an entire map, the exact same enemies, the exact same items +original masterpiece made a brilliant visionary +>ER has entirely new map, new enemies, new animations, new weapons, etc +rehash goyslop +--- 634504426 +>>634499808 +you know this dude fucks bitches +--- 634504470 +>>634504197 +They definitely reflect the quality of a game. + +>try to discuss a game like Onirism or Hat in Time +>every single thread is uooooohhhh cunny posting +>toss the games in the trash +--- 634504523 +>ACfag +I remember that schizo seething over Bloodborne and calling it a moviegame for having cutscenes few minuets longer than DS. I thought Xenoblade getting a sequel buck broke him. +--- 634504551 +>>634501550 +if he says breathing air is good, fags would unironically try to find alternatives to breath in or ask elon to make one +--- 634504560 +>>634501305 +kino +--- 634504862 +>>634504551 +And I wouldn't blame them. + +>long time con artist tries to convince people that something is good +>go out of my way to avoid it +--- 634505118 +>>634498192 (OP) +>But it faggot +--- 634506226 +>No story +>Barren open world +>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial +>Input reading +>Attacking now stuns your enemies, casualizing the game even further +>Just summon ashes to win, bro! +>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game +>Like 75% of the game is optional +>No solo invasions +>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point +>4 endings are the same (kek) +>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow +>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever +>Fast travel +>They changed Malenia's white VA to some nigger for woke points (OH NO NO) +>All big bosses are garbage +>Cuck shit +>Simp shit +>Furry shit +>Tranny shit +>Gay shit +>Pedophile shit +>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) +>Paid DLC +>Final boss is a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games +>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) +>Boss reuse +>Asset reuse +>Worst camera ever +Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time? +--- 634506319 +>>634504470 +Meds +--- 634506325 +>>634499808 +this man makes third-worlder American-haters seethe by just being alive +--- 634506367 +Fuck acfag for ruining our beautiful bait thread +--- 634506448 +does anyone know how I can filter OPs that are only "." in 4chanx? +--- 634507779 +>>634501305 +I love how it started from a retard trying to mock Souls games and now we get absolute kino parodies like this as a result +--- 634508038 +>>634506226 +I mean, if those things are a big deal to you, how can you defend TOTK at the same time? +--- 634508236 +tendies are hated by all +fuck off faggot +--- 634508264 +>>634499808 +looks like a fun guy +a shame he probably only has like 5-10 years left diff --git a/v/634498674.txt b/v/634498674.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c2817db835a6858b95eb352282b031963aea2b13 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498674.txt @@ -0,0 +1,128 @@ +----- +--- 634498674 +was it kino +--- 634498701 +>>634498674 (OP) +Yeah, and better than GTA6 +--- 634498750 +>>634498674 (OP) +Not really, I hated the entire cast, but why in the fuck would I kill the only two people keeping me alive? The fact that the villain is knocking on your door, should tell you that you life is in danger. +--- 634498762 +>>634498674 (OP) +I never even finished it because I got bored, the only GTA games that I actually really like are Vice City and GTA 4. Lost and Damned was decent but it's basically just a DLC for 4. +--- 634498795 +>>634498701 +true GTA 5 was so much better than nu gta 6 +--- 634498803 +>>634498674 (OP) +By the time GTAVI comes out, you'll have grown up kiddos treating it like the holy grail. Same happened with GTAIV. +--- 634498887 +>>634498750 +Billionaires does that, it's not like Devin was a gangster or something. he was le.... zen +--- 634498940 +Not really +The ending where every lives wraps everything up to easily. +The other two endings are just not very good. +--- 634498969 +>>634498803 +I think it has something to do with nostalgia +--- 634499441 +>>634498674 (OP) +Got it on release day and I still haven't finished it. +--- 634499526 +>>634498674 (OP) +needs a remake if i'm honest +--- 634499637 +>>634498674 (OP) +Yes +https://youtu.be/Eu3SdvNmBQY [Embed] +--- 634499710 +>Promise single player DLC +>Instead they let the main game rot and pump out cool shit for the gay online mode +>You can't even use the shit you buy in online back in the single player game +I will never, ever forgive them. +--- 634499779 +>>634498674 (OP) +The ending felt really rushed desu, probably because they split the effort into 2 others you'd need to be retarded to pick. It's just silly that each character has spent like half the game grousing about their respective minor villain and then just decide to go kill them all with no ceremony, even the main guy was just in a shitty little house with like a dozen guards. I still enjoyed it overall on a recent playthrough but the whole thing felt kinda underwhelming, a shame that this will almost certainly be the last GTA singleplayer that's treated as a priority. +--- 634499791 +The game was kino but the ending was rushed. You can tell they initially intended to let the player choice but couldn't do so in a coherent way (ending B is COMPLETELY nonsensical) +--- 634499831 +I remember fuck all about the single player, which is what I played it for +--- 634499874 +>>634498674 (OP) +First GTA campaign I didn't finish. +--- 634499891 +>>634498674 (OP) +Deathwish ruined it. +--- 634500373 +>>634498674 (OP) +It was alright. Felt like they tried to just mash SA and IV together but didn't really get what made those two so great. +--- 634500503 +>>634498674 (OP) +No, Trevor was retarded and Franklin was devoid of any personality. Michael was alright. +--- 634500559 +>>634498674 (OP) +no +forced ending +Trevor is a piece of shit +--- 634500579 +>>634498674 (OP) +It's good, I liked it. +There's michael, with his dysfunctional family. +There's Franklin trying to make it big. +There's Trevor the wild card. +And the switch between characters are surprisingly better than I expected. I thought that was gonna be shit and ruin the game. +--- 634500629 +>>634498674 (OP) +Kill Trevor>>>>>>Deathwish>>>>>>>Kill Michael + +there is no justifiable reason why you would pick kill michael +--- 634500905 +its a good game and 6 will most likely not be as good +--- 634500951 +>>634498762 +>Lost and Damned was decent but it's basically just a DLC for 4. +That's literally what it is +--- 634501046 +>>634498762 +something called GTA 4 lost and damned is a DLC for GTA 4? say it ain't so anon +--- 634501076 +>>634500629 +>>634500559 +>>634500503 +Trevor did nothing wrong +--- 634501123 +>>634500629 +I don't need to justify decisions. I dislike traitors and betrayal. It sets me off in an extreme way for some reason. I would take the insanity of trevor over the michael any day . +--- 634501234 +Both the single player and multiplayer were terrible with the multiplayer being a cancer that just kept growing while single player stayed boring and stagnant to this day. +This has been the formula R* is going forward with ad evidenced by RDR2 and GT6 will be no different. +--- 634501315 +>>634501123 +>I dislike traitors and betrayal. +So you're saying you dislike the entire main cast +--- 634501490 +>>634500629 +This, I just killed Trevor because there's no sane justification for keeping him alive. +--- 634502876 +the kill trevor ending was pretty kino. +--- 634502957 +>>634498674 (OP) +There should have been the "kill both" option +--- 634503106 +>>634498674 (OP) +They completely lost track of the story at the end +--- 634506095 +>>634498674 (OP) +not in a million years +--- 634506382 +>>634498674 (OP) +gta series the most normie braindead game in existence, its barely above sony movie """"games""" +--- 634506585 +>>634498674 (OP) +It was okay, had some good parts. But when I hear or see GTA anything now I just think about GTA Online being around for almost a decade. That RDR2, not the game itself but that it even released I'd say is nothing short of a miracle because that was money not spent on GTA Online to make even more money there. The next GTA or any rockstar game for that matter could have a british black tranny as the protagonist and that wouldn't be the main reason I'll never touch one of their games again. +--- 634507670 +>>634498674 (OP) +It's garbage, but it could have been alright with a bit of tweaking. +--- 634507765 +Trevor is a faggot canadian pedophile cannibal, he should have died regardless diff --git a/v/634498689.txt b/v/634498689.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..72d790f3cf91257631132ede27738d5d477a139d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498689.txt @@ -0,0 +1,178 @@ +----- +--- 634499160 +Mihari +--- 634499297 +>>634498689 (OP) +RE on the GameCube is the definitive way to experience the first game and the original aged like sour milk on a hot summer's day. +--- 634499416 +>>634498689 (OP) +i agree, which is why i'm not excited for the BotW remake coming May 12th +--- 634499494 +>>634499160 +yeah +--- 634499552 +>play the ginals +What did he mean by this? +--- 634499598 +>>634498689 (OP) +>World Warrior is better than Super Turbo +hahahahahahahahahaha kill yourself +--- 634499641 +>>634499552 +He wants to play with black male geniitalia +--- 634499698 +>>634499297 +I like REmake but I still think you are wrong +--- 634499802 +>>634498689 (OP) +Why do zoomers try so hard to pretend they like old games? +--- 634499852 +>>634498689 (OP) +based fuck niggers and trannies and especially women too +--- 634500015 +hgss improved on gen 2 +--- 634500887 +>>634498689 (OP) +The literal only time that it is okay for a Remaster or Remake to exist is when it's being made for a platform that cannot run the original. +--- 634501195 +it's better than the original +it's literally the "how you remember the game looked as a kid" meme +--- 634501596 +>>634498689 (OP) +Command and Conquer and Age of Empires remastered are better but that's the exceptions. +--- 634501740 +>>634498689 (OP) +But FF7 Remake was good. +--- 634501809 +>>634501195 +But… muh wave beam reflection soul +--- 634501824 +>>634499297 +Can't play it, crimson heads make me really anxious +--- 634501903 +>>634501824 +for me, it was lisa trevor, her story is so sad :( +--- 634501905 +>>634498689 (OP) +in other news: fire burns and water makes wet +--- 634502147 +>>634498689 (OP) +All of the remakes of Nitro+ VNs have been good. They are both worth reading in their own right. +That being said, none of the remakes of any of them are translated, to my knowledge. +--- 634502304 +>>634498689 (OP) +wrong +--- 634502907 +>>634501195 +Kill yourself. +--- 634503036 +>>634498689 (OP) +>RE:Make exists. +Reminder that you're still assmad about your opinion being trash and irrelevant? +--- 634503067 +>>634501195 +>not posting Zero Mission +--- 634503123 +>>634503067 +2d Metroid is dogshit +--- 634503198 +>>634503123 +Kys +--- 634503282 +>>634498689 (OP) +But I did play the originals, and now I want to play the remakes. + +Even better if they've been completely reimagined and not just a graphics update. +--- 634503315 +>>634498689 (OP) +Yeah, no, I like remake and remastered and this is coming from someone who played most of the originals at their time. + +>Inb4 you are the problem +Even better I pirate them all, kys op and everyone who agree with you. + +>>634499297 +>>634501195 +Good taste + +>>634499416 +I played few hours of the original game and it felt empty, glad they are releasing this dlc so I can enjoy it now, finally. + + +>>634501740 +Was it? Played the original for few hours dropped it because it was fucking too easy, remake looked like dog shit ff13 level, hold x to win. +--- 634503889 +>>634498689 (OP) +Nearly every Legend of Zelda remaster refutes your claim. +--- 634503948 +Pikmin Wii, DKC Returns 3D, any original 2D Sonic with widescreen, Metroid Zero Mission, Wonderboy: The Dragon's Trap. +I agree that most remakes or remasters do not improve over the original. However, there are examples that are so good you don't need the original at all when they exist, and I will die on this hill. +--- 634504000 +>>634503282 +good boy +HEY GUYS, CLICK THAT RTX BUTTON +that would be 90$ + tip, dear customer +--- 634504047 +>>634498689 (OP) +Just because you spam it, it doesn't mean you're not just a retard and that 99% of remasters and remakes make the original obsolete. +--- 634504150 +>>634498689 (OP) +>be american +>Think about sucking black dicks + +why are burgers like this? +--- 634504158 +>>634504000 +>implying I've paid for a game since the floppy disk era +--- 634504258 +>>634504158 +its not about (you), its about easy money for devs +--- 634504695 +>>634498689 (OP) +MEGA BASED +--- 634504831 +>>634498689 (OP) +Unironically better than the original in every way. +--- 634505050 +>>634504831 +see >>634498689 (OP) +--- 634505084 +I just kinda don't see the point of them. If it's just the same game with better graphics, just port it. If it's a different game with the same name, just make it a new game. +--- 634505090 +>>634498689 (OP) +games that fall into this criteria +>dead space +>mass effect +>resident evil 4 +oh look they are western made or appeal hard to the west +--- 634505338 +>>634499297 +The only exception +--- 634505564 +>>634498689 (OP) +What about remaster from devs who give a digital copy of the remaster to anyone who has the original for free? Do they get a pass? +--- 634505625 +>>634505084 +Sometimes a failure original game can be remade with much better reception. See FFXIV for a more recent example. +--- 634505667 +>>634498689 (OP) +>waaaaah, wwwaaaaaaahhh +--- 634505689 +>>634499297 +ok, retard +--- 634505775 +>>634505564 +Those sound acceptable. What games have done that? +I only know of one that gave a half-off discount (the Sam and Max remakes). +--- 634505890 +>>634498689 (OP) +If you're telling me to go play the NES versions of Dragon Quest games you need to kill yourself right now. Also Tomb Raider Anniversary is top tier and Metroid Prime Remaster makes the original obsolete +--- 634505915 +>>634498689 (OP) +Mutt's Law +--- 634506462 +>>634498689 (OP) +Just because your shitty 10 years old PC can't run it doesn't mean we all can't play it. +Now shut up and eat your apple. +--- 634507476 +>>634499160 +imagine getting pranked by her wouldn't that be funny? haha diff --git a/v/634498832.txt b/v/634498832.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a02302e5001db863728c9c2918ef2ef36db7e5f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498832.txt @@ -0,0 +1,547 @@ +----- +--- 634498832 +A toast! To piracy! +--- 634499136 +>>634498832 (OP) +--- 634499165 +>>634499136 +kys +--- 634499196 +>>634498832 (OP) +bro where's a good place to get smt v +--- 634499226 +>>634498832 (OP) +Fat American shitskin. +--- 634499258 +>>634499136 +>being this dumb +literally tortanic "we sank it!" tier mentality +--- 634499259 +>>634499136 +fpbp +--- 634499273 +>>634499226 +look at the search bar retard hes a swede +--- 634499287 +>>634498832 (OP) +>Tor VPN +what for? +--- 634499289 +>>634498832 (OP) +Is this their official website now? + +>>634499136 +Good use of tabs. Normally other people have porn or any other thing that's not very creative +--- 634499294 +>>634499136 +Fuck you nigger. +--- 634499308 +>>634498832 (OP) +that's too much ice cream +and it's melting already. +--- 634499330 +Isn't gog-games dead though? +--- 634499352 +it's not mint chocolate chip, and I won't respond +--- 634499367 +>>634499273 +Too white for that. +--- 634499373 +>>634499352 +shit tier flavor +--- 634499381 +>>634499258 +Anon I don't think zoomers know about tortanic and DING DONG BANNU. +--- 634499382 +>>634498832 (OP) +That's ice cream not a toast dumb esl +--- 634499383 +>>634499330 +Nah, they just changed location. +--- 634499396 +>>634499136 +N +--- 634499404 +>>634499373 +for op +--- 634499437 +>>634499136 +You bitch +--- 634499448 +>>634499289 +>or any other thing that's not very creative +Your bar for creativity is very low. +--- 634499451 +>>634499136 +>ABP +>not using ublock origin +--- 634499459 +>>634499287 +You need it to access gog-games now +Also cunny +--- 634499483 +>>634499448 +Eh, compared to the average... +--- 634499486 +>>634498832 (OP) +Consume the cum bowl. +--- 634499524 +>>634499136 +Hey can you blease remove this horribeel horible pirate siet plox? +https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Pain_Series +--- 634499530 +no matter how many times I don't reply to those posts my mother still isn't dead +what a scam +--- 634499557 +>>634498832 (OP) +I actually went to freegogpcgames.com instead because I got sick of the gog-games fucks putting their shit into 70 zippyshare .rars, so now I just download shit via torrents from there. +--- 634499586 +I will pirate TW4. They still owe me a game after selling me a jumbled mess of code called Cyberpunk. +--- 634499601 +who/why did some nigger try and put gog-games on TOR? +--- 634499621 +>>634498832 (OP) +To gamers! +--- 634499625 +>>634499136 +>FBI has anything to say in sweden +--- 634499656 +>>634499289 +I liked the one that had a tab with a "How to unrape sister" google search, that's probably my favorite one. +--- 634499695 +>>634498832 (OP) +Is that a bowl of chilled cum? +Or ice-cream? +--- 634499719 +>>634499136 +--- 634499721 +>>634499136 +fuck off nigger +--- 634499724 +>>634499695 +CONSUME +THE CUM BOWL. +--- 634499727 +>>634499459 +You don't need anymore, its gog-games.to now. +--- 634499749 +>>634499483 +I've seen dozens of posts just like that one. It takes about as much creativity as sneaking 'the game' into your image or post. +None. +--- 634499757 +>>634499695 +chilled cum +--- 634499764 +Can anyone link the magnet for that bowl of ice cream? +--- 634499809 +>>634499749 +list three more creative ideas, go +--- 634499821 +>>634499136 +Actually retarded, although I like the tabs. +--- 634499853 +>>634499136 +lmao wtf? +--- 634499875 +>>634499136 +fuck you +--- 634499930 +>>634499136 +fuck you +--- 634499950 +>>634499764 +Sure +https://rr.noordstar.me/free-ice-cream-9fd3c6ca +--- 634499989 +>>634499136 +fugg +--- 634500045 +>>634499226 >>634499601 >>634499721 +>see piracy thread +>immediately think about black men +the /v/ psyop is real +--- 634500169 +>>634498832 (OP) +>Swefag hurri +lol homo +--- 634500246 +>>634499136 +nigger +--- 634500262 +>>634499136 +ooo you got me +--- 634500282 +>>634499287 +Can you just spoonfeed me on what tor vpn is +--- 634500314 +>>634499308 +>that's too much ice cream +are you a 5' tall female? +--- 634500319 +>>634499136 +>grespond to this post +>gor your mother will die +>gin her sleep +--- 634500328 +>>634500045 +niggers can be of any race + +you have BBC on the brain +--- 634500374 +>>634499352 +Ameritard flavor, other countries with actual tastebuds don't have that for a reason +--- 634500378 +what have you pirated today, bros? +i just downloaded process of elimination, ultrakill and all the wing commander games +--- 634500384 +>>634498832 (OP) +You'd seriously pirate Andrew's game? +--- 634500431 +>>634500282 +google exists, use it +--- 634500481 +>>634499136 +Fuck u glownignog +--- 634500491 +>>634499352 +mint and chocolate is a disgusting combination. +--- 634500516 +>>634498832 (OP) +>not using archive.org +--- 634500558 +>>634499136 +Nigger +--- 634500586 +>>634499352 +>left over toothpaste and vomit is the best flavor +--- 634500610 +>>634499136 +Amazing. +--- 634500635 +>>634499136 +N +--- 634500734 +>>634499136 +>ABP +--- 634500773 +>>634499136 +>no gay sex with hats on +--- 634500783 +>>634499136 +--- 634500802 +>>634499136 +nigger +--- 634500876 +>>634499136 +Kys +--- 634500893 +>>634499136 +NIGGER +--- 634500913 +>>634499136 +Fuck +--- 634501117 +>>634499136 +Based. +--- 634501142 +>>634499136 +sus +--- 634501263 +>>634499950 +I remember that game. I thought it was too scary when I tried it for the first time and never got around to trying it again. +--- 634501382 +>>634499136 +ayyy +--- 634501449 +>>634498832 (OP) +Stop eating ice cream bro eat good food instead pls. Pirates of the West Indies ate fish, fruit and hardtack. +--- 634501485 +>>634499136 +Shit +--- 634501504 +>>634499136 +mmm mmm mmm +--- 634501524 +>>634501449 +Great news anon: Ice Cream Is Good For You! +https://archive.is/8S7nJ +--- 634501526 +>>634499136 +kys +--- 634501534 +what's the point of them to tell you their tor link and make a fuss about how they'll move all their shit there when they just made a .to site? +and did anyone else expect them not to? +how many people will go through that trouble for shitty indies and old games? +--- 634501536 +>>634500319 +Grokay +--- 634501540 +>>634499136 +She's been in chemo for a few months now and yesterday she randomly fell unconscious. I feel there isn't much time left... +--- 634501589 +>>634499136 +fuck you +--- 634501636 +>>634501540 +best of luck bro, and if there's no chance, i hope she does not suffer +--- 634501649 +>>634499136 +haha ni- +--- 634502060 +>>634499136 +--- 634502127 +>>634499136 +Fpbp +--- 634502269 +I don't want to reply to the post, but damn that was pretty good. +--- 634502370 +>>634499136 +ass +--- 634502373 +>>634499136 +A +--- 634502467 +>>634499136 +Faggot +--- 634502468 +>>634502269 +I don't need to reply because my mom's already gone. Guess I win huh? +--- 634502535 +>>634499136 +Fuck... why you do this to me +--- 634502665 +>>634499136 +Nog +--- 634502837 +>>634498832 (OP) +Cheers! +--- 634502981 +>>634499136 +--- 634503002 +>>634499136 +Gay +--- 634503041 +>>634499136 +fuck you +--- 634503048 +>>634499136 +Fug +--- 634503064 +>>634499136 +Nigga +--- 634503071 +>>634499136 +Chad. +--- 634503097 +>>634499136 +based +--- 634503182 +>>634499136 +based +--- 634503192 +>>634499136 +my mother is pretty sick +--- 634503314 +I've ignored close to 500 of those posts by now +my mother is still alive +--- 634503368 +>>634499136 +here's your (You) +--- 634503421 +>>634499136 +you... you... DOUBLENIGGER +--- 634503437 +>>634503314 +Doesn't work on people who hate their mother. +--- 634503464 +>>634499136 +snitches get stitches +--- 634503502 +>>634499136 +How u know +--- 634503563 +>>634500282 +Private internet network created by the NSA. +--- 634503591 +>>634499381 +END OF LINE +------------------- +Be good to one another +--- 634503629 +>634499136 +I hope my mother dies in her sleep, thank you +I fucking hate her +--- 634503657 +>>634499136 +Fuck off +--- 634503702 +>>634499136 +fucking nigger +--- 634503809 +>>634499136 +NIGGER +--- 634503821 +>>634499136 +Holy based +--- 634503873 +>>634498832 (OP) +Mygge smagligt +--- 634503914 +>>634499136 +https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0ef97a62-5347-4cd4-a8d1-3f7de994cec4 +--- 634503967 +>>634499136 +(You) +--- 634504048 +>>634499136 +Based +--- 634504062 +>>634498832 (OP) +Jannies, clean up this samefagging bot +--- 634504064 +>>634498832 (OP) +>downloading executables off a tor website + +Suddenly 66 gigabytes of CP are on your computer +--- 634504093 +>>634498832 (OP) +>crystal project +You're unironically a fucking nigger if you pirate that game. It deserves the money. +--- 634504149 +>>634499136 +oh you fucking nigger +--- 634504174 +>>634499136 +Bitch lasagne +--- 634504247 +based ice cream enjoyer +--- 634504252 +>>634499136 +Fuck +--- 634504295 +>>634499136 +to the rescue +--- 634504412 +>>634499136 +--- 634504521 +>>634498832 (OP) +>*inaudible jewish screeching* +--- 634504805 +>>634499136 +you bastard +--- 634504827 +>>634499136 +I will reply only to increase your (you) count +--- 634504965 +>>634499136 +based +--- 634505110 +>>634499136 +kys +--- 634505179 +>>634499136 +i love mom +--- 634505219 +>>634504295 +You actually deserve a (You), based anon. + +Also, superstition is dangerous. +--- 634505541 +>>634498832 (OP) +>>634499621 +To virgins! +--- 634505678 +>>634499136 +Cocksucking nigger +--- 634505747 +>>634499136 +>reports a nordcuck to american law authorities +way to go retard +--- 634505760 +>.to +How safe is it compared to the original? +--- 634505892 +>>634499136 +Not me bloody mother laddie +--- 634506185 +>>634499136 +>filename +--- 634506296 +>>634499136 +grow up! +--- 634506353 +>>634499136 +abp +--- 634506408 +>>634499136 +wp +--- 634506662 +>>634499136 +No u +--- 634506736 +>>634499136 +fine +--- 634506756 +>>634499136 +Nigger +--- 634506794 +>>634499136 +>anouncing a report +--- 634506881 +>>634499136 +I kneel +--- 634506894 +>>634499136 +N +--- 634506970 +>>634499136 +clever +--- 634507245 +>>634499136 +n +--- 634507386 +>>634499136 +ur dumbbtw +--- 634507417 +>>634499136 +--- 634507461 +>>634498832 (OP) +Isnt piracy literally dead thanks to Denuvo? Or are there still active groups that can deal with denuvo? +--- 634507579 +>>634499136 +balls +--- 634507661 +>>634499136 +SHOCKSLAYER PRESENTS +CRYSTAL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CLEAR +--- 634507664 +>>634499136 +nigger +--- 634507720 +>>634499136 +holy shit op btfo +--- 634507894 +>>634507461 +relatively few games each year ship with denuvo (it's VERY expensive), and none of them are particularly good. +most of them can be emulated on yuzu anyway, others can be played on a ps4 with cfw +the few exceptions are hogwarts legacy (which was cracked) and hi fi rush +--- 634507912 +Is this what /v/ uses for free games +--- 634507976 +>>634498832 (OP) +That's not toast, anon. +You've been swindled. +--- 634508182 +Can you zoomer niggers shut the fuck up about le ebin chain letter? +--- 634508202 +>>634499136 +Asshole +--- 634508251 +>>634499136 +huh +--- 634508273 +>>634499136 +noo dont report him haha +--- 634508316 +>>634500319 +gnot good diff --git a/v/634498884.txt b/v/634498884.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f31b4c728e8e3d30fcca44d8ef7b48094413c685 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634498884.txt @@ -0,0 +1,214 @@ +----- +--- 634498884 +Home... +--- 634499048 +>give it a go +>oh what's this, war mode? +>ask a few questions about it in the beginner guild +>turns into a 2 hour long autism-fest about how being ganked for taking an entirely optional 30% exp. buff is ruining the server +--- 634499121 +Official classic won +P(oor people's)servers lost +--- 634499236 +Are there p servers without chat moderation? Please gib English ones, if it's some Russian shithole it'll just a matter of calling Putin a faggot instead of some tranny that'll get you v&. +--- 634499237 +>>634499048 +The cross-faction chat combined with warmode is hilarious, It's like these babies have never played on a PvP server before. +--- 634499615 +>>634499237 +>cross-faction chat +So it's not a vanilla server? +--- 634499679 +>>634499615 +It's vanilla+ RPPVE where paladins rape everything in PVP +--- 634500920 +>>634499679 +So it's not even close to vanilla. Got it. +--- 634501008 +>>634498884 (OP) +>PvE server +No thanks fag. +--- 634501031 +The amount of blizzard shills pushing retail and attacking turtlekino in these threads is hilarious +--- 634501098 +>>634499048 +>it's one autist complaining that enabling PVP on hardcore characters should only allow for enemy players within 5 levels to fight you + +like lmao what's the point, the gank is part of wow's PVP, if you can't deal with it don't opt into warmode +--- 634501201 +>>634501031 +>tranime mods +>turtlekino +lmao +--- 634501219 +>>634498884 (OP) +>Troon WoW +--- 634501369 +>>634501031 +Retail is bottom of the barrel but Turtle is down there on the totem pole, too. Mainly due to the abysmal administration/moderation. It's a shame since the custom zones are neat. +--- 634501395 +>>634499237 +>cross-faction chat +Why would I want to talk to faggots playing gnome's? +--- 634501453 +>>634501395 +because hordechads have the burden of teaching alliancecucks how to play the game properly +--- 634501850 +>>634501201 +>>634501219 +>>634501369 +lmao I've been playing for months and there is 0 trannery, you are just obsessed contrarians. +Even a /pol/fag trying to start shit on chat got at most a public reminder of chat civility by a mod in /guild, but they weren't even banned or muted. +C'mon, post the screenshot of the anime girl. It's the only one you have. +Meanwhile I'll be comfy grinding in Arathi tonight whilst you eat Blizzard's shit, keep coping +--- 634501972 +>lmao I've been playing for months and there is 0 trannery, you are just obsessed contrarians. +>Even a /pol/fag trying to start shit on chat got at most a public reminder of chat civility by a mod in /guild, but they weren't even banned or muted. +>C'mon, post the screenshot of the anime girl. It's the only one you have. +>Meanwhile I'll be comfy grinding in Arathi tonight whilst you eat Blizzard's shit, keep coping +--- 634502062 +>troontle +>home +lol no +--- 634502063 +>>634501369 +Moderation is pretty good, way better than those Jews who ran Elysium anyway +--- 634502068 +>>634498884 (OP) +tranny server, no thank you +--- 634502138 +>>634502068 +>>634502062 +>>634501219 +>>634501201 +Shouldn't you be riding your BIPOC tranny otherkin Xir differently abled dragonkin right now, Blizzdrone? +--- 634502259 +>>634502138 +>plays WoW +>calls others blizzdrones +???? +--- 634503047 +>>634498884 (OP) +t. Roon +--- 634505572 +>>634498884 (OP) +qrd on this server? +--- 634505620 +>>634498884 (OP) +>Start playing +>Quickly get bored and uninstall +Back to Project1999 for me. +--- 634505632 +>>634505572 +>Vanilla WoW but actually not really +>Mods are tranime weebs that do whatever they want +same old +--- 634505732 +>>634505572 +>>634498884 (OP) +Absolutely power tripping actual troon GMs +Pic rated, just happened this guild was named "Full Sack" yesterday, just got renamed for being "too sexual" :) +--- 634505837 +>>634505732 +>actual troon GMs +And I'm not saying this is a some meme buzzword +--- 634505918 +>>634505837 +--- 634506330 +>>634501453 +>play the game properly +>properly +so its 'buy gold - buy boost - buy gear in GDKP' again? +--- 634506568 +>>634506330 +GDKP is banned on troontle +--- 634506592 +is there any point at all to playing hardcore? dunno if i cbf gimping myself on purpose for a title and ok looking mount at 60 +--- 634506923 +>>634506592 +I dont get thst HC meme that's popular now, why people enjoy it in fucking WoW of all games? Shit was fun for Diablo 2, but its just tedious as fuck in a game as braindead as WoW and you make it even more boring avoiding dubgeons/elite quests/etc cos scared of dying +--- 634507171 +>>634502259 +That is what happens when you hang out with trannies. You become retarded. +--- 634507335 +>>634498884 (OP) +They let trannies be GMs there and they never overturn their bans. +If I ever do make an account, don't expect me to spend a single penny on your server until sanity is restored. +--- 634507541 +Such a conflicting server, on one hand they're based (better v+ content than that made by blizztrannies, actually functioning hardcore mode, class balance that makes sense) - on the other side they're extremely cringe (heavy censorship of both forums and in game chat, troon devs and gms with literal trannie programming socks released as an item, shady past when it comes to admins which most likely robbed a server in the past) +--- 634507625 +>>634505837 +>>634505918 +jesus christ lmao +--- 634507662 +>>634505620 +new green when +--- 634507685 +Home... soon... free of turtletrannies and blizzardfaggotry... +--- 634507713 +>>634505837 +turtlesisters… our response? +--- 634507818 +>>634507625 +Funny thing is , /vg/ spergs are shilling this server now yet they are the exact same people who whined when shitzzard changed chicks intro fruits and removed sexual innuendo jokes from the game last year +--- 634507834 +>>634507541 +>heavy censorship of both forums and in game chat +at this point im not even sure if this is a bad thing +--- 634507872 +>Muh censorship and trannies! +As much as I hate this shit myself it's sadly inevitable if you play on a Western server pandering to English speaking subhumans. +Name me one server where I can join world chat and say Hitler did nothing wrong without getting muted or perma banned. These days of total freedom are gone, sadly. +--- 634507881 +>>634507541 +So what you’re saying is as long as you ignore culture war faggotry and don’t scream nigger faggot in chat, it’s great? +Wow so conflicted +--- 634507883 +>>634507685 + +whats the gimmick on this one? +--- 634508071 +>>634507872 +>Name me one server where I can join world chat and say Hitler did nothing wrong without getting muted or perma banned. These days of total freedom are gone, sadly. +But nobody ever really used to say that +--- 634508096 +>>634507818 +>/vg/ spergs +it's not /vg/ +it's the Slavs who own the server +--- 634508184 +>>634507818 +I don't see how you can conflate those two things +--- 634508219 +>>634507883 +https://www.project-epoch.net/custom-content + +For me, its mostly the fact that its not on the garbage 1.12 client, hopefully not much of that spicy Turtle troonery and the dead seemed way more competent. They've been working on it for years and the betas so looked great. +Turtle has some fun shit and I like they are trying to expand the world in the "vanilla spirit", but honestly all the new zones, raids, dungeons, content they added feels pretty amateurish... +--- 634508271 +>>634507881 +>I REPEAT THINGS OVER AND OVER +>OVER AND OVER +>I REPEAT THINGS OVER AND OVER +--- 634508287 +>>634505572 +It's the real Classic+ +New races, new quests, new areas, more balance, hardcore mode, etc. + +Ignore the FUD, they get paid by Blizzard +--- 634508336 +>>634508096 +Nah, check /vg/. They even have their own general now +>>634508184 +If you get butthurt and blizzard for changing retarded pointless shit for "sexual inunendos" you should be butthurt at this too. Its not the first time troontle GMs on a power trip do something like this +--- 634508343 +>>634507881 +> Culture war faggotry + +This can mean anything that someone doesn't like which is part of the problem. +--- 634508349 +>>634507883 +Vanilla+ with TBC (eg. actually functional) class design. +--- 634508359 +>>634508336 +Yes you can check /vg/ and see that the /vg/ thread is not advertising this game. diff --git a/v/634499351.txt b/v/634499351.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4dc89bfa58b6622dc8ca9556b626d639487720dd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634499351.txt @@ -0,0 +1,330 @@ +----- +--- 634499351 +>tfw +--- 634499408 +>>634499351 (OP) +Something about fixed cameras in RE games made it scarier than games with controllable cameras +--- 634499465 +>>634499408 +Because they had full control over what the player could and couldn't see, which they used to great effect. +--- 634499485 +Damn. leon's got a really nice perky butt. +--- 634499594 +>>634499351 (OP) +Something about fixed cameras, like in RE games, just turns most people off. Giving the player full control of the scene in a pure interactive medium is alpha and omega. No one has been able to use fixed cameras to great effect. +--- 634499778 +>>634499594 +>No one has been able to use fixed cameras to great effect. +There's literally an example of that in the OP. +--- 634499838 +>>634499594 +How about you stop sucking dicks? +--- 634499857 +>>634499594 +>Something about fixed cameras, like in RE games, just turns most people off +ADHD zoomers are neither people nor gamers. +Reminder that RE1 and 2 were huge mainstream smash hits back in the 1990s, and inspired and entire genre for decades to come. + +>No one has been able to use fixed cameras to great effect. +Capcom did. +Konami did. +--- 634499992 +You don't get framing like that anymore. +Now you would walk into a room with the camera forward and 90% of the time a sting sound effect will play, your character will say fuck or shit, and you can't even see what they are reacting to. +--- 634500082 +>>634499857 +Zoomer here, playing REMake (the first one on the gamecube) +I like the fixed cameras and don't mind them, except for that hallway on the right side on the 2nd floor, shaped like a sideways U. There's a zombie I can barely dodge since the fixed camera always he me run right into him, it's a bit annoying. +--- 634500352 +>>634499351 (OP) +>tfw +--- 634500358 +>>634500082 +Half-tired posted this, I meant the first remake that came out on the gamecube. I'm playing on PC. +--- 634500445 +>>634500082 +Believe it or not, youre supposed to fight the zombies. Not speed run dodge them all so you have an arsenal of bullets you never used by the end of the game +--- 634500449 +>>634500082 +>>634500358 +>There's a zombie I can barely dodge +Boomer RE-fag here. +Stop trying to "dodge" things. That is literally a zoomer meme. + +Kill anything that is in your way, but put some thought on how to do that the most efficient, risk-fere way. That's how everyone plays RE. + +Also if you started REmake1 before beating RE1, you're instantly ruining the whole show. +--- 634500548 +>>634500352 +Very nice. +--- 634500594 +Irrefutable. +--- 634500654 +>>634500445 +I'm killing the ones that are in tight hallways or are near safe rooms but leaving alive the ones that I can easily dodge. You are right though, it's hard to run out of ammo so long as you're hitting your shots. +>>634500449 +What show? +--- 634500669 +>>634500352 +WHO ARE YA? WHAT'RE YA DOIN HERE? +--- 634500759 +>>634499351 (OP) +>boomers literally shit their pants when they saw this +Lmaooo +--- 634500815 +>>634499351 (OP) +Editor, put a Channel Awesome character running across the window. +--- 634500836 +>>634500594 +People like to act like you need some big brain or some shit to use tank controls. You really don't, it's just a bad way of controlling your player, plain and simple. It's just bad, whether you're a actual brainless retard or steven hawking, it's just bad. +--- 634500846 +>>634500654 +>What show? +The game series and REmake1 itself. +REm1 was designed with veteran RE-fans in mind, and cunningly changes things to shock and surprise them. Not to mention the whole early game is bizarrely constrained and railroaded compared to RE1, which could easily fuck up especially first timers' experience. +--- 634500898 +>>634500759 +*ahem* +--- 634500957 +>>634500449 +The only reason to play the OG over the remake is the voice acting. +--- 634500969 +>>634500836 +The fact that you think being above an IQ of 100 is big brained is embarrassing on several levels. +--- 634501000 +>>634500846 +Oh yeah that's fair. Yeah the crimson zombie mechanic was difficult at first, at least until you get the shotgun then it's no longer a problem, I know that's the biggest change from the original RE. +--- 634501018 +Ashley live streaming now! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-28fHnjn0 [Embed] +--- 634501038 +>>634500969 +When did I say that you dumb nigger? I didn't, dumb fuck. I'm saying no matter how much IQ you have or how smart or dumb you are, tank controls are just bad. Doesn't matter the game, genre, whatever, it's just bad. Unless you're controlling an actual tank I guess. +--- 634501053 +>>634499594 +>full control of the camera +>loud/scary music suddenly starts playing indicating something is happening right now +>you missed it because you looked in the wrong direction +Bravo +--- 634501063 +>>634500352 +leon you left me... +--- 634501128 +>>634499408 +Silent Hill had some cool ones too +--- 634501138 +>>634500352 +Don't shoot! I'm a human +--- 634501164 +>>634500957 +>The only reason to play the OG over the remake is the voice acting. +No. Literally no one could have defended the OG's stupid as fuck VA and JP-2-ENG script in general. + +However, the original provides superior gameplay, with much more tactile controls, more open-ended nature for the game, more alternative scenarios, and honestly higher difficulty to boot. More replay value as well. + +>>634501000 +>I know that's the biggest change from the original RE. +And that's not all. +Literally every single element is changed one way or another. + +On the mildest side, just seeing the insane visual and atmospheric leap from RE1 to REmake1 is sight to behold. +However, it's when the game alters encounters, puzzles, even adds scenarios and features unannounced to these seemingly familiar locations and events, that the true mind fuck happens. +I guess it might work the other way around, but I can only see it being more underwhelming. +--- 634501181 +>>634499857 +You forgot Squaresoft and KDE(fear effect 1,2) +--- 634501371 +>>634501038 +t. too dumb to play with tank controls +--- 634501447 +fixed cameras sucked, literally only there because of tech limitations. Can you even name 1 indie game that uses it? I use indy game as a metric people people made boomer shooters etc which show that people can still do stuff with retro genres but NOONE is doing anything with fixed cams, they fucking suck. +--- 634501496 +>>634501447 +sounds like an indie gayme problem +--- 634501513 +>>634501447 +Signalis. +--- 634501602 +>>634499408 +It feels more movie-like than modern "movie" games, in a good way of course. You can feel the effort they put in the cinematography and it's not a stupid cutscene where you don't control youe character. +--- 634501642 +>>634501018 +Kys +--- 634501795 +>>634501513 +That game is so overrated and fucking contrarian just so people like yiu can defend it and try to be cool. The puzzles are literally shit on purpose. It's just le reddit le King in yellow woah I'm le going insane faggotry for zoomers +--- 634501882 +>>634499408 +because fixed shit camera games almost always put an enemy out of your sight and force you to walk into them. +fixed camera retards need a fucking beating. +--- 634501960 +>>634501513 +Not a fixed camera, it moves with you. It's as close as an indie game has got to a fixed camera, but you can actually see what's ahead of you and it moves with you. +--- 634502009 +>>634501496 +What's stopping you from making your dream RE1-alike anon? Your schizophrenia? The man behind you? Your autism? The man in your shower? +--- 634502048 +>>634501642 +You're welcome! +--- 634502076 +>>634502009 +All of the above +--- 634502249 +>>634501038 +>racist +lmao, fucking brainlet. +--- 634502261 +>>634500352 +"Sorry about that, babe". +--- 634502358 +>>634499351 (OP) +where exactly does licker craw? there's a wall right behind the window? why did they make a windows at this pointless place? to look at the wall when you're bored? +--- 634502421 +>>634500445 +In OG RE1 if you try to kill every enemy you'll run out of ammo, so in that game, they pretty much said "run as much as you can". +Funny how that way of thinking changed for the Remake +--- 634502501 +>>634500352 +>I AIN'T GOT NO CLUE, DARLIN' ! +--- 634502548 +>>634502421 +>In OG RE1 if you try to kill every enemy you'll run out of ammo, so in that game, they pretty much said "run as much as you can". +This is bullshit. Killing everything was THE way to go in RE1-3. +--- 634502594 +>>634502548 +Bullshit! Magnum Rounds are limited a sfuck, for example! +--- 634502604 +>>634499485 +Be straight +--- 634502651 +>>634501882 +ok zoomie +--- 634502864 +>>634502594 +There for bosses you retarded nigger. Your such a fucking stupid faggot sissy slut you kike. Your worse than trash. +--- 634502879 +>>634502594 +>Magnum Rounds are limited a sfuck +You literally don't need to use Magnum rounds for anything else than the end-game bosses. +--- 634503052 +>>634499408 +Because your character is technically looking at the zombie but the player can't see them. +--- 634503168 +That part in RE3 where Nemesis jumps through the police station window had me terrified for a whole week. That was great fixed camera work along with the proper tension and suspense. +--- 634503187 +>>634503052 +it's not only that. + +Sometimes it's all about what you cannot see, but can only hear / imagine being there. +But other times, it's about what you CAN see, that your character shouldn't. + +Portraying a feeling of stalking, 3rd party voyeurism is honestly top creepy. +--- 634503279 +>>634503168 +what do you mean the whole week? what were you doing? +--- 634503296 +>>634499408 +yeah, artificial difficulty +--- 634503301 +>>634503187 +You can do that with a fixed camera and darkness, or enemies behind the wall +--- 634503330 +>>634499351 (OP) +Aieeeeeee +--- 634503351 +>>634503279 +cowering in fear in cold grass near the overpass +--- 634503372 +>>634502864 +>>634502879 +Then how the hell do you kill hunters without that!? With the shotgun? It takes fucking forever! You're asking for their OHK by that point! +--- 634503379 +>>634503279 +this was back in the day when i was a wee lad. RE3 was the scariest thing my 8 year old brain had ever experienced. I refused to touch it after that and I had to will myself to get back into it +--- 634503454 +>>634503379 +yes, it was a big stress to play it as a kid +very grim atmosphere +--- 634503543 +>>634501447 +All of puppet combo games do this, at least the last few couple released games +--- 634503621 +>>634503372 +By stop being a nigger faggot you kike tranny +--- 634503767 +>>634502421 +I don't know man, by the time I was in the sewer in RE1 I was using the shotgun on regular zombies and had so much pistol ammo I couldn't use it all. +>As Chris +--- 634503879 +>>634503372 +>Then how the hell do you kill hunters without that!? +Grenade launcher + acid round. +Shotgun takes only 2 shots on normal mode, 3 hits on Arranged. +--- 634504040 +>>634502421 +>In OG RE1 if you try to kill every enemy you'll run out of ammo, so in that game, they pretty much said "run as much as you can". +almost literally impossible +some corridors are too narrow, somewhere there is too many enemies and somewhere it's just easier to kill everyone than just run through +--- 634504646 +>>634503379 +I was pretty much the exact same age and experienced the exact same. That shit terrified me and I loved the game because of that. I remember panic running into the save room and just letting my heart rate settle. Good times +--- 634505142 +>>634504646 +One of the only times a save room didn't feel so safe, because you knew you had to go back out there. Good times indeed +--- 634505171 +>>634499351 (OP) +man that looks like shit, i will never play this. Thank fuck for REmakes +--- 634505268 +>man that looks like shit, i will never play this. Thank fuck for REmakes +--- 634506061 +>>634501882 +poor baby got scared by a ickle wickle video game! aww let's reframe the entire system as to pacify the screaming bawling baby. + +thanks retard. +--- 634506171 +>>634500836 +lol brainlet +--- 634506652 +>>634501128 +Silent Hill’s camera was very dynamic, not exactly “fixed” like early RE. Too bad there won’t be anything else like it in the AAA space again because we must be fed generic fps/tps shit for eternity. I’d even take the RE4/RE5 camera over the shit we have now. +--- 634506880 +>poor baby got scared by a ickle wickle video game! aww let's reframe the entire system as to pacify the screaming bawling baby. +. +--- 634506985 +>>634500836 +then provide a better control scheme for the time, retard + +everyone always complains but never offers a solution + +REmake 1's HD port using alternate controls proves it breaks the game +--- 634507018 +>>634503372 +I learned to knife them on the DS version that plays without all the janky stylus stuff they added. +--- 634507156 +>>634505171 +I got ya fäm ! +--- 634507217 +>>634499485 +Ashley... +--- 634507954 +>>634502421 +zoomer that never played the games detected. +I kill all and everything in RE1-3 and have ammo to spare. +Go watch a youtube opinion again +--- 634508026 +>>634507156 +Does anyone have to Silent Hill 2 remake webm? +--- 634508176 +>>634508026 +--- 634508204 +>>634499485 +one of his best features +--- 634508319 +>>634499351 (OP) +flashbangs are dangerous... +--- 634508361 +>>634508176 +based. thanks +--- 634508363 +>>634508176 +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYBdq6ikno [Embed] diff --git a/v/634499684.txt b/v/634499684.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4c9df6fb87603ea76e9f6bca070ff2c2e25f1714 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634499684.txt @@ -0,0 +1,192 @@ +----- +--- 634499684 +Are you hyped? +--- 634499731 +No one asked for it, so no +--- 634499768 +>>634499684 (OP) +is anyone? +--- 634499795 +*outsells final fantasy xvi* +--- 634499798 +You just know that chuds will cry woke and sjw because there is a black guy... +--- 634499915 +>>634499684 (OP) +No? +--- 634499924 +>>634499798 +nah it fits the setting +--- 634499990 +>>634499684 (OP) +Has any gameplay been shown? +--- 634501858 +>>634499684 (OP) +>Dying Light but with aged gamepaly +not really +--- 634501956 +>>634501858 +>Dying light but with better gameplay +ftfy +--- 634501961 +>>634499684 (OP) +Eh, not really. Gore system looks neat though so I might give it a pirate. +--- 634502073 +>>634499798 +you're the only one itt who mentioned race. i hope youre smart enough to know what this means +--- 634502171 +>>634499684 (OP) +>recommended cpu for 1080p60fps +>Ryzen 5 5600X / Intel Core i9-9900k +Nani the fuck? +--- 634502243 +yes, can't wait to play a game where everyone is black, i play all of them +LETS' FUCKING GOOO +--- 634502360 +>>634499731 +Plenty of people asked for it, a decade ago. +--- 634502439 +>>634499684 (OP) +>egs +i'll check it out after the beta release. +--- 634502573 +>>634502171 +Rec specs are always bullshit. Fucking Shadow of Mordor also had ridiculous specs but it turned out you could run it 60 fps maxed out on a toaster. +--- 634502641 +>>634499684 (OP) +no but i will pirate it when/if it's cracked +--- 634502695 +>>634499684 (OP) +I'm excited for the possibility that it may surpass dying light, plus i feel somewhat obligated to buy it. +--- 634502896 +>>634501956 +>dead island +>better gameplay + +Kys +--- 634503024 +>>634499684 (OP) +Dead Island 1 is boring garbage +Dying Light 1 is trash +Dying Light 2 is embarrassing + +I have a good feeling I know how Dead Island 2 is going to turn out. +--- 634503089 +>>634502896 +Dying light only has parkour. the combat is garbage so I don't expect dead island to take over +--- 634503112 +>epic chang store +LOL +LMAO even +dare I say it ROFLMAO +--- 634503178 +>>634499684 (OP) +It should have come out like 10 years ago +--- 634503364 +>>634502171 +> 9590 is minimum CPU +Is that a joke, how many people running Bulldozer would have THAT Bulldozer CPU? They might as well have listed a Ryzen 5 1600 as minimum and not even bothered with FX. +--- 634503392 +>>634502896 +he's right lul +>muh dropkick +>muh parkour +--- 634503424 +>>634499684 (OP) +>dead island +>takes place on the mainland +?? +--- 634504281 +>>634503424 +if you think about it. all landmasses are just big islands +--- 634504460 +>>634499684 (OP) +Thought this already flopped on account of nigger on the cover +--- 634504567 +>>634504460 +Why? That's an American and the game is set in Florida. +--- 634504637 +>>634504567 +Because they always flop. Nobody wants to see that shit other than the Jew investors +--- 634504729 +>>634502171 +>fx next to that i7 +>i9 9k for 1080p +What the actual fuck am i witnessing. +--- 634504745 +>>634504637 +>already down to a 25% minority +Seethe, Cleetus. +--- 634504826 +>>634504637 +whats the equation when you have 5 on the cover and still sell and insane amount of copies +--- 634504951 +>>634504826 +Never seen it happen, so I wouldn't know. +--- 634505041 +>>634499684 (OP) +Does anyone else find it strange that this game is coming out in a few days and we haven't seen a single screenshot? +--- 634505113 +>>634504951 +Were you not around in 2004? +--- 634505310 +The leaked gameplay footage looks solid, and I really liked Homefront 2. However, the review embargo got pushed back from Tuesday to Friday, which is a bit sus. +--- 634505408 +>>634505310 +Apparently the press embargo is today, youtubers on Friday. +--- 634505467 +The new procedural gore system looks good but that is something you won't even notice anymore after 30 minutes. +Supposedly it' not open world like the original so it wont be total shit + It's probably fun but it's really a question of content. I have never played any of their games and those all looked boring to me, this at least looks like they are trying to do a little something different. Might try it someday or get it to fill the gap to the next months when all the other games come out. +--- 634505858 +>BBC on the cover +nah +--- 634506525 +>>634505858 +Why do Americans automatically assume nogs have big dicks? The jew got you good. +--- 634506712 +>>634503392 +Oh yeah bro, I forgot the AMAZING gameplay of Dead Island... yeah, very well received game... +--- 634506886 +>>634499684 (OP) +no but i will probably pirate it if people start saying it`s good, i played the first one when it came out and it was actually the reason i first made a steam account like 13 years ago +--- 634507029 +>>634499684 (OP) +>nigger on the cover +I haven't seen a single one in my life irl and yet exhaustion is reaching all-time high, so no. +--- 634507226 +>>634502171 +>>634504729 +Tbh it kinda makes sense, 8 more or less usable threads for minimum settings, 12-16 (depends on singlecore) for recommended, same+ higher singlecore for high, and moarcores+singlecore for ultra. I've seen worse. +--- 634507249 +no +--- 634507362 +>>634499684 (OP) +It's not an anime game so 80% of /v/ isn't interested. I am though, loved the original. Well, the resort level. This seems to replicate that sunny paradise turned violent atmosphere just right. +--- 634507530 +>>634499684 (OP) +the most recent gameplay trailer made the game look worse and i'm friggin pissed you can't play as fireman guy +--- 634507592 +>>634504460 +>>634507029 +What do you get out of shitposting like this? Honest question. +--- 634507639 +>>634499684 (OP) +>egs +ill wait for crack +--- 634507807 +>>634507592 +Why haven't you hanged yourself yet? +--- 634507845 +>>634499684 (OP) +didnt this shit die years ago? either way, not at all. the first one was hot trash and so was riptide, so unless deepsilver suddenly got competent devs, it will still be absolute dog shit, bet it will make the embarrassment that is dying light 2 look good +--- 634507934 +>>634507807 +Why would I do that? +--- 634508174 +I really loved the first one, only because it was just stupid fun. + +We don't talk about riptide (even if it had some interesting areas that i actually enjoyed) + +This one i'm not confident at all, i want it to be sorta janky classic like DI1 but the characters are too zoomer for me to deal with. + +I'll wait for the crack and give it a go. diff --git a/v/634499713.txt b/v/634499713.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a653cd8162a794d389baf35fe5814ae7cbf73d09 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634499713.txt @@ -0,0 +1,128 @@ +----- +--- 634499713 +Say one good thing about the last game you played. +--- 634499829 +>>634499713 (OP) +It has Faust! +--- 634500009 +>>634499713 (OP) +it's charming +--- 634500175 +It improves on the first game. +--- 634500331 +>>634499713 (OP) +It's worth all the praise it received. + NieR Automata +--- 634500375 +shadow warrior 2 has fun movement +--- 634500728 +>>634499713 (OP) +Reminder that this cute creature has personally murdered dozens of vatniks +--- 634503203 +Pvp is great +--- 634503528 +>>634499713 (OP) +ass explosion +--- 634503776 +>>634499713 (OP) +D.va has a nice ass +--- 634503956 +>>634499713 (OP) +one good thing about the last game you played +--- 634503989 +>>634499713 (OP) +It's fun. +>>634499829 +Faust is shit. +--- 634504313 +It's nice little point and click game +--- 634504403 +>>634499713 (OP) +bloodborne is the best soulslike! +--- 634504463 +I like the smirk system and I thought it should've been in SMT5. +--- 634504478 +>>634499713 (OP) +I get to use gas masks, and so does my horse. +--- 634504516 +>>634499713 (OP) +The DS Remake looks great and the ability to travel between sections is neat. +--- 634504556 +>>634499713 (OP) +The cowgirl was hot +--- 634504632 +>>634504556 +>cowgirl +>tits aren't 3 times bigger than her head +Disappointing +--- 634504682 +It's not as bad as the last three generations. +--- 634504685 +It feels good when I win +--- 634504861 +>>634504632 +If only, but I'll gladly take this over nothing at all fucking love me some cowgirls +--- 634504994 +>>634504313 +I remember playing this when I was off work due to having a fever, what a trip. +--- 634506017 +>>634504994 +It is a nice game. But dunno if playing with fever is good. +--- 634506072 +>>634499713 (OP) +It's Gothic 2 but BETTER +--- 634506140 +>>634499713 (OP) +it's free +--- 634506238 +I really love the aesthetic of MGSV and it's fun despite the flaws. +--- 634506336 +>Senran Kagura Shinovi Versus +>Hikage a cute. +--- 634506447 +>>634506336 +How long have you been on HRT? +--- 634506473 +>>634499713 (OP) +>pale beyond +Buggy as fuck. Even uninstalled it cause I didn't want to reset the game and lose my daily progress again +--- 634506487 +>>634506447 +Bruh I am hairy as a fucking BR ape + +Although I do have pierced nipples so I may, in fact, be a hatching egg. +--- 634506591 +>>634499713 (OP) +it's schlocky as fuck +--- 634506694 +>>634499713 (OP) +i can waste my free time +--- 634506812 +>>634499713 (OP) +I get a big dopamine hit every time I get a white or orange bag. +--- 634507594 +>>634499713 (OP) +has a interesting story, got a long way to go still +--- 634507595 +Recently updated can build mega structures and now i can sacrifice dafari niggers regularly to fuel my blood god needs. +--- 634507739 +I'm gonna say the P word +--- 634507871 +>>634504685 +to the WINDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- +--- 634507905 +>>634499713 (OP) +it has good spooks +--- 634507949 +>>634499713 (OP) +I played Mabinogi. +The most social MMO i've played in years. +--- 634508028 +>>634504682 +You're right, it's not as bad, it's downright + awful. +--- 634508063 +>>634504556 +I ruined that game for myself. +Played on normal and it was WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too easy. +I knew I should have bumped it up. After that play through I was going to play again on hardest or at least a harder difficulty but the game was so boring and unengaging on normal I never want to look at that game again. diff --git a/v/634499861.txt b/v/634499861.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7fb98c763bf1fd6df7a62c76baeebf9837c9c053 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634499861.txt @@ -0,0 +1,972 @@ +----- +--- 634499861 +How will AI content generation impact the video game industry? Is it a force for good or evil? Or simply a tool to be used? Is the genie really out of the bottle? What brand new innovations could we expect to see now that developers don't have to spend most of their time creating assets? So many questions!! +--- 634500020 +>>634499861 (OP) +>How will AI content generation impact the video game industry? +Big changes coming. +>Is it a force for good or evil? Or simply a tool to be used? +>Is the genie really out of the bottle? +Yes. +>What brand new innovations could we expect to see now that developers don't have to spend most of their time creating assets? +Bigger and better games + more of them. +--- 634500123 +Once any moron can type and tell an AI how to tweak a recently generated image all concept artists are fucked. Once AI can stop contradicting itself it will write full game stories. I think the first major AI we will see in games will be very limited and censored NPC dialogue. + +>All those visual novels and h-games can now be fully generated by AI +Those devs are out of jobs too. The clock is ticking. +--- 634500172 +it's not that deep +as it stands, it's a meme just like VR, but at least VR was doing something new, AI just gives us shitty assets + +It will continue to be pretty much useless for a good few years until and if it progresses to a point where it can generate accurate and consistent outputs with minimal user input. And it's a very long away away from that. + +>but it can make halfway decent smut +Now tell it to replicate that picture in the OP exactly as it is but with Chun-Li facing away. +It can't. An artist can. + +People overhype AI when what we have isn't even sentience. Current AI is literally just an extremely large autocomplete, essentially, and about as useful. + +Like VR, people will go on and on about it for years about how amazing it is, and make absolutely fuck all with it. Same shit all over again. +--- 634500259 +>>634500020 +Exciting times! +>>634500123 +>I think the first major AI we will see in games will be very limited and censored NPC dialogue. +True. Have you seen the Inworld integration in games like Minecraft? This might be the future. No, scratch that. It IS. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HBPC8_5Vc [Embed] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WVXe5LvTs [Embed] +--- 634500280 +>>634500123 +>he thinks the AI is consistent enough to even tell short stories that make sense, let alone a full VN or H-game +I swear, you people haven't actually used this tech at all and yet talk like experts. + +Text generation, which is arguably by far the easiest type of content generation, is still completely and utterly useless as anything more than an editor. +--- 634500324 +Why are AI shills so spiteful? Mad their commission got rejected or something? +--- 634500367 +Good morning sirs +Hope Vishnu blesses your day! +--- 634500412 +>>634500172 +retard + +>>634500280 +what an ironic post, literally wrong about everything and acting smart +--- 634500479 +>>634499861 (OP) +>>634500259 +I'm surprised how AI shit got pretty decent within so little time,it used to look like shit. I still think that human artists stuff are far better tho +--- 634500487 +>>634500172 +>>634500280 +>Retards still think ChaptGPT3 is the pinnacle of AI +--- 634500589 +>>634500123 +>>All those visual novels and h-games can now be fully generated by AI +>Those devs are out of jobs too. The clock is ticking. +AI cannot fully replace these things. They might be able to mimic the techniques of a human, but they will never be able to match their depravity in a million years. The deciding factor for artists in the future will be the artists themselves, rather than the style they produce, and likewise the deciding factor for h-artists will be the disgusting shit they make rather than the allure of their artwork. +--- 634500663 +>>634499861 (OP) +developers will feel more comfortable pushing wokeshit as the time and costs of production go down. +--- 634500717 +>>634500324 +t. seething artist who can't charge for comissions anymore +--- 634500750 +>>634500259 +>>634499861 (OP) +these are fappable +--- 634500814 +>>634500750 +Get your mind out of the gutter! +--- 634500838 +>>634499861 (OP) +I'm surprised more places aren't implementing it. but it will always be a tool it it wont' do it by itself. It'll always need guidance and review. But it'll make better quality shit in less time and with less people resources. +--- 634500883 +>>634500814 +anon you can't say that while posting excellent side boob +--- 634500923 +>>634500717 +You’re using too many big words at me. Since I don’t understand them imma take them as insult. Watch your mouth +--- 634500924 +>>634500838 +it's already getting plenty of use in china, to the point that swathes of artists are getting laid off. only a matter of time until it happens over here. +--- 634500942 +>>634500479 +Most of this will be with public AI builds. The in-house/Beta stuff is even crazier. Pretty much every month AI progress way more than you'd think. +--- 634500959 +>>634499861 (OP) +can you fucking use controlnet for the hands already? Stop spreading around this low res deformed shit, you're giving AI a bad name +--- 634500967 +I just learned about this game character called Gensin today I think she’s called. I’m not into all that sushi chink weeb shit. But I hope AI lets me bury my face in her ass and thighs and eat her pussy and ass out. I hope it lets her passionately ride my cock and give me footjobs with those silky smooth feet. I want to cum on every square inch of her body and then take a nap in between her thighs while her feet rest on my softening cock. Picrel is who I’m talking about. Correct me if I’m wrong. +--- 634500986 +I bet we'll put heavy restrictions on it since AI art is not protected by copyright so there will probably a few cases of some devs making things with AI then someone will find out about it and burn the dev hard by making whatever their product is a free for all to grab resulting in the cautionary tale not to actually make anything AI generated since you can't monetize or own it unless you hide it really well or is undistinguishable from humanoid art. + +Also a tangent, what happened to all chess players once computes could beat world-class masters? It's probably gonna be like that. +--- 634501021 +>>634500986 +>I bet we'll put heavy restrictions on it since AI art is not protected by copyright +Yeah but what if AI art gets so good you can't even tell its AI art? +--- 634501029 +>>634500280 +It depends on the AI. Some are retards that constantly contradict themselves but say stuff like politicians pretending they are 100% correct even though they're completely wrong. Other AI is really impressive and will not only hold a conversation, but also recall what was discussed earlier in the conversation. + +I forgot the website but I was talking to a popular mangaka AI and pressured it into eventually opening up and telling me a secret. I forgot what it was but it took a few lines of back and forth for him to slowly give in and tell me a secret about himself. He even told me not to tell anyone. +Later in the conversation (after different subjects) I ended it and this thing actually remembered the secret and reminded me to keep it between us. The secret was obviously made up but the entire interaction was very impressive. +--- 634501048 +>>634499861 (OP) +>Another program easyfying the development process +The games become more expensive to make. Expect a price hike up to 80$ per unit. +--- 634501085 +>>634500479 +desu OP is an inept dog with it, good ai prompting is much better than that + +if it was decontextualized, would you be able to tell that I've prompted this Froslass artwork, for example? +--- 634501108 +>>634501021 +>Yeah but what if AI art gets so good you can't even tell its AI art? +We'll make AI to detect AI. +--- 634501169 +>>634501108 +There already is that. +And already people working on ways around it. +--- 634501174 +>>634501085 +please teach me, I wanna proompt, already got webui set up +>>634501108 +already exists lol +--- 634501175 +>>634501085 +this is stable diffusion yeah? pretty impressive honestly. i guess the big question to ask is how long would something like this take to pull off? between coming up with the right prompts, trial and error, potential clean-up etc. it's still faster than doing it the traditional way and that's why business will integrate it into their workflows sooner or later. +--- 634501194 +>>634500986 +that's not how copyright works. The world is shitting their diapers because everyone is retarded, but it doesn't matter what is the tool you use to create anything, you own the copyright of what you make unless explicitly stated in the tool or the terms of service of the platform you publish to +--- 634501286 +>>634500986 +>I bet we'll put heavy restrictions on it +I bet most people will ignore those restrictions. The AI stuff will become/is the internet boom 2.0. AI programs will essentially be what internet browsers are to the internet. +--- 634501302 +>>634501169 +>>634501174 +So my argument is already proven, thanks. + +>>634501194 +It already happened? Someone made an entire comic and it was obviously made with AI and thus they "artist" lost all their rights for that comic. +--- 634501358 +>>634500123 +Sure, but when will AI fully make complex shit? I'm tired of bland, boring individual posing pics. This shit can't do "Jessica alba in a bikini running away from a cartoon car with a big horsecock" yet. +--- 634501381 +>>634499861 (OP) +Look at China for consequences in the immediate future (although time delayed): https://restofworld.org/2023/ai-image-china-video-game-layoffs/ + +It also gives professionals the ability to potentially put together AA games without AA budget: https://echoesofsomewhere.com/ and allows for Indies to up their production value for close to no cost. + +Over longer term it'll hopefully allow random /v/-tards to be able to put together their dream products. +--- 634501390 +>>634501358 +Nice try anon, download it and prompt that yourself. +--- 634501426 +>>634501175 +Yes I've used a model trained on stable diffusion 1.5, AOM3 I think. + +I'd say it took me between 30mins and 1 hour, which is considerably less of what it would've taken to draw. Ai is being held back by subhuman coomers who keep spitting out samefacey thots with deformities, if you put it in the hands of somebody with a bare minimum good taste and art knowledge, it's already in the scope of "I wouldn't be able to tell it's AI". + +This said, it's not like that out of the box, I did tweak it in photoshop and used controlnet to channel the AI in the shapes I was looking for. + +It's a tool. It's not sentient, it's not "press button to create full fledged perfect artwork exactly how I want it by reading my mind", it's just lowering the entry barrier for art, similarly to how cellphone cameras lowered the entry barrier for cinema and photography +--- 634501520 +>>634501302 +yup that was completely retarded tho, people are getting lost in a puddle. All the laws and linear logic for it are already there. Boomers will be boomers. + +Also the comic was honestly absolute trash, which I'm sure confused the poor handicapped boomers who had to make the choice. If they understood how the tech works there wouldn't even be a debate about it +--- 634501612 +>>634501029 +We've had chatbots for a decade now at least, and the fact that the main upgrade these days is that they remember things better and are slightly more coherent tells you how long it'll take until these things are useful for more than 'talk to me and pretend to be this character' gimmicks, which, again, is still all it can do. +--- 634501641 +>>634499861 (OP) +Nothing will happen because ai-pajeets are lazy tards who will never make anything. +--- 634501652 +>AI isn't there yet +>it's really not that advanced +>actually it's still pretty bad +Do people not consider that this is what (((they))) let the general public use? +--- 634501657 +>>634501426 +some environmental concept art +--- 634501674 +>>634499861 (OP) +Fingers don't look completely fucked up but you can see the weirdness +Her shadow is at the wrong angle +She has crosseyes +Sleaves blend in with the rest of the jacket torso +I give it a 6/10 +--- 634501773 +>>634499861 (OP) +Just accept that you're going to live the rest of your life as a wage-cuck, Rakesh. +--- 634501784 +>>634501426 +No one says it can't create nice art fast. +What people say is, it can't do so consistently and accurately, and it massively falls apart at any sort of detailing, which makes it, as it currently stands, utterly useless for anything other than generic background shots. (and random generic smut, but who cares about that) + +People in this thread harping on about how this tech will be used within a year or two to make games are completely out of their minds and fundamentally do not understand the tech. +--- 634501840 +>>634501174 +learn to use hires fix, controlnet, img2img and manual photoshop tweaking +--- 634501854 +>>634501426 +>>634501657 +yeah, this shit is truly insane in the right hands. """democratization of art"""" and all that but i've always been adamant that ai art is a tool that should be left to people who are able to leverage it to its full potential and actually put the work in. most people's perception of ai art is dogshit memes generated on a whim by randos rather than those that actually use it as a tool to enhance and willing to get down and dirty to make it look its best. + +i work in in the games industry as a 3D character artist so i wouldn't say i'm scared of getting replaced just yet but i wouldn't want to be an environmental concept artist right now, jesus. +--- 634501859 +I expect AI to be used for a whole host of incredibly low-effort gacha games. +I imagine big studios will shy away from any obvious use of AI tools until lawmakers move in and decide their stance on things. +--- 634501878 +>>634500967 +Fellow Nilou connoisseur, I doubt that AI will be able to help us with that for the foreseeable future. Maybe one day. +--- 634501908 +>>634501674 +it also can't do expressions at all +always fucks up the eyes for some reason and makes the irises different sizes +it can't do any fine details and is a nightmare at getting it to color things the way you want it to + +But again, people see a finished picture with good rendering and that's all it takes for them to be blown away, I dunno. +--- 634501924 +>>634501652 +It's not exactly hidden. The Open AI beta is leagues better than what you can use atm, but you need to invited to use it. Then you have all the other companies now developing their own competing AI. All the plugin support being revealed as well. Shit's nuts with how fast it's going. But /v/ is full of retards going +>Lol the finger is off on this old AI image from 6 months ago. AI's dead. +--- 634501930 +Reminder +AIfags tell people that ai will raise the standards for art and its gonna do away with degenerate work +but they mostly use it for porn +they tell rightwingers that AI is making leftists seethe +then turn around and tell leftists that its democratizing art +they tell artists that ai will help them +but are also telling corporations that they can fire artists +when corporations don't use AI they then get called out for getting in the way of "innovation" +AI shills talk about how easy making AI is +but then talk like prompting is something only a select people can do +they talk about how much they hate artists and how useless they are, but do everything to be included in artist circles + +the ai shill has no loyalty, no beliefs, no toilets, only hatred and greed +--- 634501946 +>>634501784 +your knowledge is outdated and biased by living in a bubble infested by coomers with brainrot, look at >>634501657 +and >>634501085 + +I also create photorealistic porn but I can't share it on a blue board +--- 634501957 +>>634499861 (OP) +>How will AI content generation impact the video game industry? +At this point most you can hope to get is better graphics(dlss), maybe ai localisation, maybe ai-generated posters in indie games, thats about it. +>Is it a force for good or evil? Or simply a tool to be used? +It is a tool, but so far not the useful one. +>Is the genie really out of the bottle? +If you think that this will somehow impact big games in the next 10-15 years, you are wrong, they will still use the same pipeline as before. +>What brand new innovations could we expect to see now that developers don't have to spend most of their time creating assets? +Too distant future +--- 634502013 +>>634499861 (OP) +Serious answer: it will be useful for vidoegames but it's going to be depend on the developer because you could get really good games that use AI stuff as a base and concept art, or more lazy gacha style stuff without soul. +No so different than the stuff we have nowadays but I beleive letting more retards make games is going to be bad. +--- 634502030 +>>634499861 (OP) +it'll be good for concept art and eroge, but real artists will still be necessary for work of any quality +--- 634502051 +>>634501854 +as an artist myself, 90% of what you see for environments that's AI generated is so generic and shitty, I wouldn't worry + +Again, AI sucks at details. There's no employer out there who's going to ask, 'uuuh yeah we need some generic jungles just draw that'. I wouldn't worry. +--- 634502065 +>>634501854 +I'm the lead game designer for a huge company, trust me, we already use it extensively, and we even released games that were using it in the past, when it was way more basic than it is now, and nobody noticed +--- 634502110 +>>634502065 +Good morning sirs. +--- 634502120 +>>634499861 (OP) +Don't know, but probably for the worse. +--- 634502179 +>>634499861 (OP) +Not sure what the future holds, but I hope theres less LGBT and furry rainbow shit on Steam indie search result’s page . Id definitely take generic AI coomer art over that anyday of the week +--- 634502221 +>>634501426 +>lowering the entry barrier for art +You're not learning how to create art though. +--- 634502251 +>>634502179 +>Id definitely take generic AI coomer art over that anyday of the week +Read what you just wrote for a bit. Now look at the OP image and everything else posted in this thread. You're really telling me you'd take this soulless same face AI slop over literal gayshit? +--- 634502272 +>>634502221 +I don't need to, the AI is learning for me +--- 634502325 +>>634501930 +"Democratization of art" has to be the singular most cringe statement I have ever read. +Their AI coom shite only works by feeding in art yoinked by sites like Artstation. If things continue to get worse, all it will do is drive more artists to put up paywalls so some pornbrain can't take their entire catalog and plug it into an AI to make some kind of bastardized AI clone of their style. +--- 634502361 +>>634501946 +My knowledge is not outdated. I've used a lot of this tech, a lot and stayed up to date. + +>>634501657 is not impressive. +On a technical level, is it very good? Yes. On a conceptual level, it's shit. The buildings make zero sense, as do the supports and windows. There's trees growing on the roof, there's floating trees and trunks everywhere, etc. +But most importantly, there is nothing 'conceptual' about this. Not a single unique identifier to the architecture or foliage, or vista, it's completely and utterly generic. + +This would, at best, be used by a chinese battle royale game that a total of 50 people would ever play. You need to understand art goes a lot beyond just realism and fidelity. Otherwise people would just use photographs for reference. +--- 634502389 +>>634502065 +>using experimental technology for games +Yeah we all know where you work kek +--- 634502480 +>>634501908 +>But again, people see a finished picture with good rendering and that's all it takes for them to be blown away, I dunno. +Yep. AI art proves most detailing and accuracy like that hardly even matters. Most of the people making AI stuff don't even notice it, I sure as hell don't when I do. +AI art is for people with no art skills to take a shortcut and produce pretty great but still flawed stuff out of almost nothing. It needs a lot of extra effort put into it to generate specifics and to iron out kinks. +In other words coombrains like myself are the real winners here, generating our own medium quality smut. + +That's what I think people refer to when they say things like "artists are BTFO!!1!". They refer to the artists that a loser like me would beg for art just of my somewhat niche thing. Ones that take advantage of people with no real art sense and make average tiered stuff for cheap. They already had mediocre quality that most couldn't tell the difference between. So really only shitty patreon artists/commissioners are the ones that are being BTFO. +--- 634502497 +>>634502325 +If anything it'll increase the value of trad pieces because people will know they are getting something a real person made and not something raj shit out with proompts. +--- 634502569 +It likely CAN help in the distant future for a couple games that might end up great, but getting there will require hundreds to tens of thousands of shitty failures that it probably isn't even worth bothering besides shitposts. +--- 634502634 +>Yes, I do want our games, pictures, movies, comics, and books in the future to be purely made by soulless machines and everyone will have to work "real jobs" in factories making those machines! Take THAT artcels! +Why would you EVER want this to be reality? +--- 634502707 +>>634499861 (OP) +>How will it impact the industry? +It'll make it far easier to generate assets like textures, models, or even voices. Could make it far easier to make bigger games. Imagine if Mass Effect didn't need to get the voice actors in, and they could just generate any lines they needed. They could make a far bigger game. +>Is it a force for good or evil? +Neither. It's how you use it. +>Is the genie out of the bottle? +I think so. AI stuff has been winning art competitions. +>New innovations? +For AAA companies, not much. For low budgets, this tech will allow more time to be spent on gameplay and other more important areas. + +>>634500172 +I agree, it does need more time to be viable in business. It won't be long though. + +>>634500967 +Just prompt images of her anon. She probably has a LoRA you could use. + +>>634501946 +I mean, who didn't immediately try that. I'm just waiting on the AI to get a little better with my fetish. +--- 634502718 +>>634499861 (OP) +>How will AI content generation impact the video game industry? +It won't. + +>Is it a force for good or evil? +Neither. + +>Or simply a tool to be used? +Most applications that people are getting all worked up about are useless as tools for professionals. + +>Is the genie really out of the bottle? +No. + +>What brand new innovations could we expect to see now that developers don't have to spend most of their time creating assets? +Delusional. +--- 634502724 +>>634500750 +There's a whole board dedicated to making fappable AI generations +--- 634502741 +>>634500838 +>I'm surprised more places aren't implementing it. +Plenty of Indies are already using it in games that are on Steam for various things from entire game concept to just background or character portrait art: +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1889620/AI_Roguelite/ +https://store.steampowered.com/app/2330520/Echoes_of_Somewhere_Series_1/ +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1063540/Space_Wreck/ +https://store.steampowered.com/app/2091620/Septaroad_Voyager/ +https://store.steampowered.com/app/1515020/Kingsblood/ + +Most will probably just use it and not outright tell you they use AI. Bigger Western AAA companies will likely stay away from it for a few more years due to legal reasons. +--- 634502762 +>>634502718 +>Is the genie really out of the bottle? +>No. +Imagine being this deluded +--- 634502770 +>>634500324 +Worse, they're all failed artists who gave up while learning. +--- 634502774 +>>634502724 +Should /ai/ become a thing? +There's usually 1 Ai thread one every board already. +--- 634502785 +>>634502724 +There is? +--- 634502882 +>>634502634 +Not keeping your head in the sand and going "LALALALA" doesn't mean people want AI to take over +--- 634502915 +>>634501878 +I will start developing my own methods then. I just found this woman today and am already more in love with her than the mother of my child. If I never succeed in this mission, I pray to god, that instead of 72 virgins, I have her waiting for me at the heavenly gates, legs open, and feet ready to perform sensual acts. I also hope sodomy isn’t consider sin in heaven. Because there would be a lot of that going on. +--- 634502916 +>>634502762 +Learn a new word from my post, Raj? +--- 634502953 +>>634502774 +Why bother. It's mostly crap on its own. Only porn addicts are putting in the effort to make it look good. +>>634502785 +/h/. It's not as fast as it was a few months ago, but their still pumping out a thread daily +--- 634502962 +>>634502916 +اپنے آپ کو خونی کتیا کمینے مار ڈالو FUCK YOU +--- 634502970 +>>634502718 +Cope all you want. AI is happening and it will affect every industry. You sound like a boomer who thought the internet was a fad. +--- 634503005 +>>634502785 +>>>/h/hdg +>>>/e/sdg +>>>/d/nai +>>>/b/degen +>>>/vt/vtai +>>>/aco/asdg +>>>/trash/sdg +--- 634503069 +>I know! I'll call him an indian slur! +please get new material you're becoming just as insufferable as the shills that keep making these threads +--- 634503087 +>>634503005 +Those are threads, not boards. +--- 634503101 +>>634499861 (OP) +AIniggers need to be killed +--- 634503165 +>>634502724 +Wow a generic woman with mismatched earrings and fucked up eyes with the same completely neutral expression trying to awkwardly simulate a bashful smile + +I dunno this shit is just tiring. you people really get off to generic shit like this just because it's detailed? +--- 634503230 +>>634503165 +Literally yes. +People get off to significantly less too. +--- 634503259 +AI art is so generic and shit i literally spot it from thumbnails +It always looks the fucking same + +I have no idea how you apes get off to this. It's on the same level as real porn. +--- 634503305 +>>634502762 +Lets be fair here, game development has few stages: +Engine development/alteration - ML is absolutely useless +Game scripting - ML is absolutely useless +Asset creation - ML is usefull at creating inspiration for concept arts +Plot creation - ML is usefull at writing small parts of dialogues +Music creation - ML is is usefull at creating inspiration/small parts of soundtrack +Voicing - ML is usefull at localisation +Would you really call that some kind of gigabreakthrough? +--- 634503317 +>>634503165 +>generic woman +Looks like it's trying to be Misato but obese and with the wrong earrings and with generic clothes not related to her +--- 634503318 +>>634502724 +I am fapping in one right now also +--- 634503383 +>>634503305 +AI can code. +--- 634503420 +>>634500487 +And ChatGPT3 is pretty fucking sick. Cant wait to see what we'll have in 10 years. Im jealous of kids being born around now, they're gonna experience truly dynamic vidya, the kinda shit we used to dream about playing as kids. +--- 634503548 +>>634502970 +And you sound like VR shills. +The fact of the matter is I understand how this technology works- what it can do and what it can't do. You do not, which is why you think it's magic. I understand what artists use art for and why people who employ artists do so. You do not, which is why you think any company would hire a proompter instead of someone who can actually meet the needs of their client. + +You know nothing and your opinions are worthless. +--- 634503584 +>>634503383 +ML code is unusable past very basic apps(that still require fixing by a developer), and the current way of doing AI will never be able to advance much past that due to the way it works. +--- 634503608 +>>634503383 +>AI can code +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7GRYaYYQg [Embed] + +>it also can't do expressions at all +https://toyxyz.gumroad.com/l/ciojz +--- 634503695 +>>634503608 +>it cant do shit without human interaction +>buying latest good boy green card for clicking "random" button +kek +--- 634503730 +>>634503608 +There are a billion different open source flappybird implementations https://github.com/sourabhv/FlapPyBird +--- 634503753 +>>634503305 +>ML is usefull at creating inspiration for concept arts +Less than a literal inkblot. +ML trends toward homogenity, the only time you get an interesting idea out of it is when it fucks up. + +>Music creation - ML is is usefull at creating inspiration/small parts of soundtrack +I know nothing about music, but I'm certain it's the same as the above. +--- 634503876 +>>634503695 +>>it cant do shit without human interaction +Why would it do shit without human interaction? It's not sentient lol +--- 634503924 +>>634503584 +>It still needs to be touched up therefore it will never affect the industry +>No it will never get better +>No the new AI Beta showing that it is better at coding doesn't count +Jesus Christ. +--- 634504090 +>>634503548 +>The fact of the matter is I understand how this technology works- what it can do and what it can't do. You do not, which is why you think it's magic. I understand what artists use art for and why people who employ artists do so. You do not, which is why you think any company would hire a proompter instead of someone who can actually meet the needs of their client. +If you understood how this technology worked you'd be excited, but no, you're a retard on /v/. +The great thing about this is you can cry all you want, this is here to stay. +--- 634504117 +>soulless clone, made by AI +:| +>soulless clone, made by a person +:O +--- 634504246 +>>634503924 +Coders are not paid to make just any code. Artists are not paid to make just any image. Voice actors are not paid to read lines. +etc +Just because your standards are floating somewhere around the Mariana Trench doesn't mean professionals think the same way. +I'm sure some Chinese gacha game will use neural network shit, but for anyone else it isn't sufficient. +--- 634504301 +>>634504246 +>Voice actors are not paid to read lines +???? +--- 634504352 +>>634499861 (OP) +>how will +>will +This shit has been around for a year now and nothing changed. Nobody likes AI art in their media because its effortless and soulless shit. +--- 634504387 +>>634504246 +>I'm sure some Chinese gacha game +Oh they did and its the quality you expect from those retards. +Also offtopic AI shill thread number #100000. +--- 634504429 +>>634504246 +>doesn't mean professionals think the same way. +Aha...ahahahahahahahahaha +--- 634504493 +>>634504090 +>If you understood how this technology worked you'd be excited +Why would I be excited? This is not anything I will be able to use and will not be useable until we get strong AI, at which point it won't be a tool anymore to begin with. + +>this is here to stay. +So? Keep it. It's a fun toy for someone who can't make things of their own. +But that's all it is. +You have it in your mind that I'm scared the "AI will take our jerbs", but that is simply not the case. +--- 634504526 +>>634499861 (OP) +>How will AI content generation impact the video game industry? +It won't +All worst decisions in videogame industry are coming from bad management. How will AI solve this? By replacing managers? Lmao. +--- 634504574 +>>634504301 +They aren't. +Voice actors are paid to act, and preferably to act well. Text to speech is not acting. +--- 634504635 +>>634504493 +I'll screen cap your post and post it next year. I wonder if you'll still agree. +--- 634504728 +>>634504117 +AI will force people to actually create soulful work if they want to stand out. +--- 634504740 +>>634503305 +AI art is simply a very good ideas generator. Nothing more, nothing less. +--- 634504793 +>>634504635 +Then you had better post it 4/18/2024 at this same time when AI content generation has not magically replaced all professionals in every industry. +There are jobs that neural networks and automation can, have, and will replace. Entertainment jobs are not among those, no matter how badly you wish it to be so. +--- 634504869 +>>634503305 +>Game scripting - ML is absolutely useless +Actually, it can be really useful for simpler tasks that you'd rather not do yourself. The sort of repetitive stuff that anyone could do, but that still takes some time. I think Kaze mentions using AI for stuff like for his professional job that in this video: https://youtu.be/20s9hWDx0Io [Embed] +--- 634504891 +>>634504740 +see +>>634503753 + +It's not even that. +--- 634504941 +>>634501085 +Honestly: I won't be able to tell +But also honestly: I will be able to tell after I see the next 5 pics in your game, because you'll have very little variation +--- 634505010 +>>634504793 +>Then you had better post it 4/18/2024 at this same time when AI content generation has not magically replaced all professionals in every industry. +>Already walked it back +Nigger, you said +>>634502718 + +You're already admitting AI will affect the industry. +--- 634505116 +>>634503165 +This is a blue board. I can't go around posting the hard stuff. You have to seek it out +--- 634505218 +>>634500986 +let them try +--- 634505309 +I want to believe AIfags will eventually get bored as they slowly realize how samey and stale the outcomes are, but then again I've seen people posting 100+ images on Pixiv not realizing how meaningless and pointless they become after a certain amount. +--- 634505343 +>>634505309 +prompt for this? +--- 634505390 +>>634505343 +good_girl, best_girl +--- 634505415 +>>634503924 +The way current text/code/whatever generation works is by trying to predict the next word. Even code oriented ones like github pilot operate this way(but with a syntax check). Problem lies in the fact that you cant code based on the task description(as a random sentence) and previous word you wrote, logic is a basic requirement. MLs don't have logic, they operate purely by association(and this is the thing whole deep learning algorithm is build around), so when association with simmilar looking by writing, but very different by logic comes up ML will always produce wrong result. You can even check it yourself with chatgpt, ask it something along the lines of "there were five books in the room, I read two of them, how many books left in the room" and it will always produce wrong results, because association with substraction is way stronger than the fact that reading the book and removing the book is not the same. You can obviously, after prompting few more times, guide the ML through the logic, but as far as development goes once you have created the logic, but in that case ML is not really developing anything for you. +--- 634505429 +Lots of artcel cope LMAO +--- 634505519 +>>634505415 +Is this Chatgpt 3 or 4? +--- 634505529 +>>634505415 +>but as far as development goes once you have created the logic, you've done most of the work +Quick fix +--- 634505536 +>>634505429 +Pretty nice. +--- 634505573 +>>634505519 +OpenAI one, so 3.5 as far as I remember +--- 634505614 +>>634505429 +>Dead same expression +>Still doesn't have consistency with any detail that isn't he body + +so it just bad filter? +--- 634505636 +>>634504728 +AI will never get to this level of SOUL. +--- 634505698 +>>634505636 +falseflag. +--- 634505743 +>>634505614 +--- 634505763 +Is this the AIslop bread? +--- 634505768 +>>634505573 +From what I remember seeing GPT 4 will now "remember" key words, so stuff like that won't trip the AI up unless you start adding more complexity. At which point GPT5 will probably solve that. The problem I have with AI "deniers" is for some reason you think this wont be improved on. Like you think we'd never progress past dial up internet connections. +--- 634505780 +>>634505636 +>>634505698 +>+1 minute +--- 634505793 +>>634505743 +Could have just replied yes +--- 634505802 +>>634499861 (OP) +Gacha devs will be in heaven. +--- 634505831 +>>634505743 +Creepy looking face. +--- 634505909 +>>634505743 +I will take that as a yes then, ok +--- 634505920 +people have a dis-inflated opinion of AI gens because of the overwhelming amount of newcomers posting 512x512 images or some scratchy low contrast girl with no detail in the background +its really not that limited, even now, picrel +--- 634505943 +>>634505743 +Those types of plastic bug women already look AI generated so this is a horrible showcase of the tech +--- 634505949 +>>634501930 +Stay mad I no longer need to commission an artist anymore. +The commission gravy train is over. + +Before you seethe more about AI, let me remind you how shit the digital art market was even before AI and however saturated it was. The fact that AI can do alot of the Art we see for concept, games and illustration just proves the myth of artists somehow being immune to automation. +--- 634505997 +>>634500986 +the idea of putting restrictions on development of AI is beyond retarded, the flood has already started, theres no putting back what has already been put in motion, delaying it is foolish, we should get over this hump of worrying about AI taking over jobs and just let it go, find something new to do with our lives while robots do the shitty dead end jobs, lets get it going already, this is our future they are delaying so they can keep making money off retards and third worlders +--- 634506053 +>>634505949 +I'm pretty sure there's a term for posts like this, ah yes. +Cope. +--- 634506206 +>>634500479 +>I still think that human artists stuff are far better tho +Only a extreme minority of truly creative and talented artists will ever be able to compete, the vast majority of artists are terrible. +--- 634506209 +>>634503005 +I think the real laugh here is just ONE of thrse boards has created more Art in less than a year than /ic/ ever has in its existence. +It's a fact that makes the suicidal pedantic ngmi artists go full rage mode over. +--- 634506315 +>>634506209 +>I think the real laugh here is just ONE of thrse boards has created more Art in less than a year than /ic/ ever has in its existence. +It's literally always the same guy making these threads. +Holy shit that's fucking pathetic, get a life dude. +--- 634506362 +>>634506209 +>created art +hehehe +--- 634506415 +>>634505010 +Did you hallucinate something in those two posts that supports your views or are your posts just being made by a chatbot? +--- 634506441 +>>634506206 +It's hard red pill to swallow outside the illustration and graphic design world its a smaller number of artists that make it even close to a living that professional sports players or famous actors. +Also here's a cowgirl I made. +--- 634506480 +>>634502724 +SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 634506514 +>>634506209 + it's nice to know that while disadvantaged, retards like you still find small moments of joy in life. +--- 634506545 +>>634506441 +Just a generic pixiv image kek. Artcels are fucked +--- 634506569 +>>634506315 +Yes... yes.. let the hate flow through you. +--- 634506603 +ratio +--- 634506646 +>>634506415 +Are you unable to read? +>This won't affect the industry +>Yes it will +>Oh yeah? Well as long as one human still works in this profession I win! +It's a classic walk back. +--- 634506664 +>>634506569 +>Implying he doesn't hate artists for having fun jobs +--- 634506665 +>>634506603 +good job +--- 634506692 +>>634506315 +>>634506362 +>>634506514 +Samefag eternal /beg/ +--- 634506698 +Gee, for a tool with limitless potential there are sure a lot of reposts. +--- 634506752 +advanced artlet malding going on in this thread +--- 634506768 +range ban India +--- 634506803 +>>634506692 +Cannot capture screenshot as this page contains private information +I swear I'm only a fag, not a same one. +--- 634506828 +>>634505920 +>>634506603 +These are pretty good. I only played around with the early version of Stable Diffusion, how do you get stuff like this? + +>>634506665 +>Oh no a 5 minute edit is required best dump the rest into the trash +--- 634506830 +>>634506646 +Nigger, are you saying thatbecause I said "all" that I was moving goalposts? It was hyperbole to mock your viewpoint, you legitimately socially inept autist. +--- 634506873 +>open thread +>save AI coom pics +>make artfag tourists reach for the rope +>close tab +>sketch my OC waifu, never publish it online +--- 634506961 +>>634501108 +good luck detecting AI art when I use ancestral samplers that never ever converge LMAO +--- 634506979 +you will never make art + +this is the only thing you guys can do: make shit threads to show shit generated image. Deal with it. +--- 634507024 +>>634506828 +>>Oh no a 5 minute +And yet time and time again, these edits don't happen because it's hard to value something you shat out in under a minute, just gatchaget another and move on. +--- 634507040 +>>634506664 +>drawing furry shit +>fun +anon... +--- 634507048 +>>634506830 +Dude all of your posts are calling it useless garbage that no "professional" will ever use. Yes you are moving goalposts because you're a short sighted faggot in both posting and in AI. +--- 634507070 +>>634505768 +While I have no doubt, that some particular cases will get fixed, and ML responses will get more context-consistent, the main problem will stay there - it still operates by association and logic is not replacable with association. We will need a whole new method of creating AI for it to be able to properly do engineering, ML and DL just don't work that great and will always require aupervision and logic guidance. They also have diminishing returns when it comes to improving results: A100 gpu takes 16 hours to train gpt-2, the same A100 gpu would take around 30 years to train gpt-3. GPT-4 requirements are secret for now, but I believe since not even openAI provides it, but only MS at is an even bigger jump just to make it a bit better. So whatever your imagination of AI making games, writing code or doing tasks that require logic is, I can certainly say that this AI will not be based on ML +--- 634507097 +>>634499861 (OP) +It won't change it drastically, but it will make development quicker and cheaper. +People who can already make games will be able to adopt more efficient processes. +People who can't already make games will not suddenly have the ability to do so. +Anybody who is an 'idea man' without any skills will be disappointed if they think they will be able to enter prompts and be given a game. +Even if AI did get to that stage, it would not be given out for any retard to use for free. It will be gated behind huge licensing fees. +--- 634507121 +>>634500280 +I cheated my way through two courses that I didn't like this semester by having chatGPT write essays for me. I ERP with AIs almost as much with humans these days because even if they aren't quite as good as real people they're far more directable. + +When I'm using GPT-6 to write legal briefs and polish my balls 24/7 you'll still be talking about how it's just a chatbot and it's not really that impressive. +--- 634507126 +>>634506961 +I don't know what that means. Pyw. +My understanding is that while new images in newer algorithms will be undetectable, time passes and newer detection will catch those very images in time. +--- 634507186 +>>634506665 +thanks anon +>>634506828 +start small, 512x900, incrementally upscaling with different prompts/samplers/models rarely, the process is like kneading air into dough +--- 634507203 +>>634507040 +>Everyone who disagrees is a furry +Bitch please. +--- 634507231 +>>634506979 +God makes us through his Words, why can't we do the same here? +--- 634507247 +>>634506979 +Good point. If AI art can will replace concept art, why don't these proompters go try to get a job? +You could be making around $60k a year! Which is big money for an Indian. +--- 634507296 +>>634507186 +see, way better, why not fix it before posting? now go fix that hand. +--- 634507304 +>>634507121 +What a sad existence. +--- 634507339 +>>634507048 +Absolute fucking mongoloid. +I would legitimately get more engaging, coherent conversation talking to cleverbot. Even when something is explained to you explicitly you misunderstand. +--- 634507353 +>>634507231 +You can only make stuff using other people's work, god made it all himself. What a Chad! +As an artist, I reference only what god created, I don't look at other art when I create. +--- 634507430 +>>634507296 +i dont mean to sound cringe but these outputs aren't cherrypicked, I pump them out and don't bother fixing fine details because the satisfaction is in the method, not the result, since the latter always improves +--- 634507449 +>>634507121 +>legal briefs +What for? You think lawyers won't be replaced by gpt6? LoL. +--- 634507519 +>>634507430 +Are you using control net to fix hands? +--- 634507543 +>>634502634 +>soulless machines +Yes, fleshmachines are all completly soulless. +--- 634507606 +>>634499861 (OP) +>Those hands +Maybe in another decade AI will take over, but for no artists will use AI to trace / as reference material. There's already scandals of artists being accused of just tracing AI art and touching it up and charging money for it. +--- 634507623 +>>634507449 +Processing legal contracts is one of the few things neural networks can actually be used for. +But anyone who thinks it will replace jobs in the entertainment industry is delusional. +--- 634507631 +>>634507449 +Literally yes I will replace my own effort with GPT, that's what I'm saying. The thing will probably defend Janquavious better than me because it probably thinks he's innocent. +>>634502634 +What if I want everyone to do no work whatsoever except on things we enjoy? We could have that. +--- 634507684 +>>634507519 +no, they seem to fix themselves at high enough resolution +--- 634507754 +>>634507606 +>There's already scandals of artists being accused of just tracing AI art and touching it up and charging money for it. +>tracing photos, or drawings +:| +>tracing AI generated images +>:( +--- 634507814 +I haven’t seen quality AI art that doesn’t look like an anime bitch or a painterly background. Turns out when your whole MO is generating new content from lots and lots of other sources the end result tends to look like an utterly generic average of those sources. +--- 634507828 +>>634507631 +But what I am saying is jamaquerion will do it himself with ai(or it is just automatically filed when he crimes). you are not involved at all, you are not employed at a legal institute. +--- 634507860 +>>634507754 +No one ever said tracing photos or drawings was okay either, retard. +--- 634507864 +>>634502634 +>implying movies and gaymes these days aren't produced by pajeets, chinks and gooks in sweatshops catering to the absolute lowest common denominator +--- 634507869 +AI art is pretty impressive and getting better, but it's interesting it's only an average of existing work; any unique or talented artist doesn't have anything to worry about +Only like sakimichan wannabe smut peddlers have anything to worry about +Chat GPT is more literate and useful than most of the population already and could be poised to replace most useless jobs we keep people busy with; huge population centers that live like dense rat colonies like india or california need to desperately make themselves of use +Auto-GPT is already progressing faster then legislation ever will and the lawmakers don't understand it +--- 634507885 +>>634507860 +But it is? +--- 634507886 +>>634507070 +>So whatever your imagination of AI making games, writing code or doing tasks that require logic is, I can certainly say that this AI will not be based on ML +And you're probably correct, but new methods get created all the time, in fact it's how most breakthroughs come about. You think of the state of computing and programming 30 years ago, and now look at it today. Thinking new more efficient ways will never come along is silly. I always think of chess engines as an example of how new methods and developments can greatly forward something, and how the first engines were incredibly slow and inefficient. Yes a chess engine isn't AI, but it's more of a solid example of improvements over the years. +--- 634507893 +>>634507606 +It isn't useful as reference material for the simple fact that it does not understand anatomy, construction, perspective, or lighting. If you reference blobs you'll make blobs. +--- 634507909 +>>634507860 +>>634507754 +Yeah there's nothing wrong with any of this +--- 634507926 +>>634507754 +>tracing photos, or drawings +>:| +>>tracing AI generated images +>>:( +Look up no game no life, the auther traced and got his series cancelled lol. This was before ai art. +--- 634507936 +>>634502774 +Only if every post includes a "this post generated by chatAI" like the last shitty april fools +--- 634507941 +>>634505743 +her fucking bones are wriggling around under her skin. +--- 634507996 +>>634503305 +>>634503584 +>>634504246 +Professional developer here. I'm already using gpt 3.5's assistance. It can be incredibly efficient and is nearing the point where it can replace a code monkey. If you need to do something with an api you're unfamiliar with it's insane. It can point you to a good direction most of the time, way faster than trudging through shitty documentation. +>but the code needs to be touched up +Of course you cannot expect it to operate independently and just shit out whatever you asked for perfectly. But as a code generation tool it's game-changing. +--- 634508015 +>>634507860 +No rules, only tools +--- 634508057 +>Ruins my pixiv search since 90% of the art is AI mass produced sameface low quality slop +>Terrible threads +>No videogames anywhere, just talks about how it's gonna replace artists in 2 more weeks every week +>the people spamming threads don't have a single creative bone, they won't ever make videogames and all they do is repost AI art from other people +>If you complain you get called an artoid or something + +I hate all of you +--- 634508105 +>>634507860 +Literally Picasso did +--- 634508110 +>>634500487 +well, it isn't, that's gpt4. shit reads your mind, man. great for smut stories. +--- 634508125 +>>634507070 +>>634505768 +Returning to your analogy of internet connection, you can imagine machine learning as equivalent of coax cable. You can make connection speed with it a bit faster with a lot of investment, but it is almost at it's physically limits. That does not mean that it is impossible to get faster internet, just that you should invent optic fibre cable and use it instead. +--- 634508172 +>>634507828 +A real possibility but one that would involve making AI accessible enough to shit tier criminals that PD work becomes obsolete and that's a big gap to bridge. +--- 634508224 +>>634508125 +Yeah. They are not even making gpt5 right now. Clearly they know what's up, that new methods are needed. +--- 634508290 +>>634508172 +Cameras everywhere with gpt analysing the feeds. Video interview with lie detecting ai. +--- 634508292 +>>634508015 +>>634507860 +It's morally permissible but doesn't create anything interesting. +Tracing pre-existing art accomplishes nothing and tracing photos sucks the life out of whatever image you were making. +Tracing ML images will similarly be a waste of time. +--- 634508375 +>>634506209 +>brings up /ic/ for no reason +OBSESSED +--- 634508378 +>>634507684 +are you blind, retarded or both? +--- 634508387 +Someone should make a horror game with AI generated assets before they get better at it, because this current year stuff has a weird sort of diffuse dreamlike quality to it that's genuinely unsettling to look at, and gets worse the more you look at it. +I'd even accept a goddamn walking simulator. diff --git a/v/634500621.txt b/v/634500621.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..61e287047fcac23f1f51d72f3131486b8b00ddba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634500621.txt @@ -0,0 +1,107 @@ +----- +--- 634500621 +It's another day(day 15), both literally and gameplay wise. So once again it falls to choose what horrors I unleash upon myself. +Pic related +Thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvNk9t36WM [Embed] + +Left seems like it will give me some kind of buff, but take control away from me over my employ maybe and I don't like the idea of some employ running around doing things against my orders. +Right sounds like it either stalks my empoys acrooss the station, demands constant visists from specific employes, or just wants to kill them and use their perserved corpse. +Middle sounds like it does white damage and probably has also some kind of upkeep to keep it from going loose. +What do you think? + +Keep suggestions as spoiler free as possible. + +Also disclaimer: This thread is for Lbotomy Corporation EXCLUSIVELY. Posting about any other games in this thread is off-topic at best and trolling at worst. Yes even if they are made by the same game dev. +--- 634501731 +>>634500621 (OP) +They're all somewhat easy to handle +--- 634502405 +>>634501731 +what about my guesses, are they anywhere close to reality? +--- 634502541 +>>634502405 +Nah not really +Left is very easy to manage +Middle is ok to manage +Right is a bit more difficult to manage +I think that's a ZAYIN-TETH-HE lineup +--- 634503353 +>>634502541 +I think il go with the middle one +Left just gives me bad feels +The middle one still sounds psychological damage and I need some white weapons just in case, so I will go with that and hope I get something good. While the right one doesnt sound like white damage based. +--- 634503397 +>>634503353 +Also the thread might not have a lot of replies because you misspelled Lobotomy in the OP +--- 634503984 +>>634503397 +That was intentional. The alternative is far worse. Check out this abnormality and station wide meltdown. +--- 634504474 +>>634503984 +I mean, everyone will want to flock to a Project Moon thread, having multiple threads for multiple Project Moon games probably angers the janitors. +In any case I don't imagine there will be any real push for separate threads until LC2 when the gacha might attract enough players on 4chan who haven't played any Project Moon game by that time. +--- 634505165 +>>634504474 +>I mean, everyone will want to flock to a Project Moon thread, +they have a literal general on /vg/ for their shitposting. They have no excuse to leave a general made for them to come here and shit up threads of another game specifically for newbies enjoying the game, or people who like taking a peek at innocent newbies. +Threads on /v/ should organically pop up and die off if there is no interest in it. It should not be hijacked by some fags and pushed to bump limit discussing a completely different game and waifus. +--- 634505546 +I loev Laetitia +--- 634505548 +>>634503353 +>>634500621 (OP) +>heavy breathing and panting +>pic related +OH BABY JACKOFFPOT! +--- 634505593 +>>634505165 +Most people are aware that the insular threads like on /vg/ attract autism so they'd rather talk about the games on /v/ to avoid autism. The only reason there were even that many threads on /v/ in the first place was because Limbus kept getting updated and announcing new things every 2-3 days and the amount of threads is far lower now. +>>634505548 +Don't get a bad work result +--- 634505863 +nice limbus thread +--- 634506274 +>>634503353 +If you see the right one again you should 100% get it +It's a great abno for earlier days and has decent ego +--- 634506702 +>>634505593 +playing video games has prepared me for women +--- 634506927 +>>634506702 +Heh +--- 634507116 +>>634506702 +Love from District 11 +I love abno women so much it's unreal +--- 634507262 +>>634502541 +>Bit more difficult +Anon you are blind, that was O-01-67. That abno is not only easy to manage but better than the othe two. Terrible advice. +--- 634507452 +>>634507262 +It's not easy early on and it can catch people off-guard with a bunch of bullshit deaths. Should wait at least a few more days until it's picked. +--- 634507456 +>>634507262 +In his defense, the worst that F-01-18 will do is jump scare you while O-01-67 will kill the agent with the gift, and if he's new the low stats make a Normal work result much more likely. +--- 634507665 +>>634507452 +Tips are easy to get and at day 15 working with it has no risk, it should be VERY easy for someone with a BIT of common sense and since that abno is HE she's above the other in terms of gear and experience. +--- 634507817 +>>634507452 +>It's not easy early on and it can catch people off-guard with a bunch of bullshit deaths. Should wait at least a few more days until it's picked. +I got this funny bird on day 13 I think, and farmed its set by day 14. But I attribute it to luck, it was really down to the wire on that one. So I wonder how bad this one would have been. +--- 634507863 +>>634507817 +...not as bad. +--- 634507868 +>>634500621 (OP) +Gotta say I really appreciate you giving the descriptions because god knows I don’t have this shit memorized. They’re all ok, nothing bad or anything. Coincidently they’re in line from “easiest to hardest”, but the third isn’t particularly hard unless it’s a fresh reset or something. +--- 634507979 +>>634507817 +O-02-62 is fucking based, one of my favorite abnos +--- 634508068 +>>634507868 +>Gotta say I really appreciate you giving the descriptions because god knows I don’t have this shit memorized. +Well I'm a new player and I have no idea what any of the codes mean, all I get is the small snipets of text myself. +Plus people who don't know the game get to participate in guessing as well. diff --git a/v/634500625.txt b/v/634500625.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..359da47389090c4e406594a43027cf270ecf2f49 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634500625.txt @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +----- +--- 634500625 +It's better than 4. It's objectively better. UAs, real cultural and diplomatic victories, overhauled religion, tactical combat, amazing music and graphics, a thriving mod scene and more. You can't beat Civ 5 for a better 4x. BtS feels fucking barebones in comparison +--- 634500980 +>tactical combat +lol +--- 634501014 +It also has the best AI of any Civ game +--- 634501093 +>>634500625 (OP) +You're almost right but the one thing 4 does win on is modding. There's no Fall from Heaven or Caveman 2 Cosmos equivalent for Civ V. +--- 634501150 +>>634501093 +>There's no bloated slop equivalent for Civ V. +Hmm well I think Vox Populi borders on that, but at least it's better than RI. +--- 634501414 +>>634500625 (OP) +6 is the best, deal with it +--- 634501831 +>>634500625 (OP) +its ok +but I cant live without VI's districts +I think it was the best part of that game +--- 634501895 +>American civilisation +>American culture +--- 634503886 +>>634501895 +--- 634504123 +it sucks +vox poopuli makes the AI sort of OK at least but it's still boring +--- 634506660 +>>634501414 +>soulless casual slop is the best because the other games are too hard +Pathetic +--- 634506758 +More of a Civ1 guy myself +--- 634506802 +4 > 3 > 2 > 5 > 1 > Rev > BE > Rev2 > 6 +--- 634507189 +>>634506660 +Civ VI gets criticism because people get confused by the new mechanics lol. It is by far the most indepth game of the franchise +--- 634507443 +>>634501014 +>pirate civ 6 at launch +>make hundreds of gold per turn just from trade routes +>ai keeps declaring war on me, then offering peace and half their possessions ten turns later +>delete game from hard drive +>continue playing Shoshone in civ 5 +--- 634507672 +>>634507189 +>source: my ass +It's literally the easiest and most shallow game. What you're mistaking for depth is artificial depth, things that don't actually make the game any deeper or more complex at all. The primary audience for 6 is toddlers on their mom's ipad. +--- 634507706 +>>634507443 +6 is the easiest, it’s literally made for mobile that’s why it looks like cartoonslop. Also pozzed garbage, bunch of the leaders go replaced with POC and women. It’s all so tiresome. +--- 634508289 +>>634500625 (OP) +>UAs +Half of them less relevant than leader traits, the other half lock you into gameplay styles. +>Overhauled religion +Sure. Religion almost not affecting alliances at all is criminally bad though. Same with maybe 3 or 4 religion traits being any useful. +>Real cultural and diplomatic victories +Sure, but sucking off city states to win diplo is boring. +>Tactical combat +lmao +>Amazing music and graphics +Music is not better than in IV, and half of the board being grey patches after 20 minutes of gameplay nullify any graphics advantages. +--- 634508327 +>>634507672 +>artificial depth +What a fucking empty platitude because by that notion EVERYTHING in civ is artificial depth. I'd ask you to differentiate between real depth and artificial depth and how it pertains to civ V and VI, but you wouldn't be able to because it's a meaningless statement. No, Civ VI has way more mechanics that meaningfully impact gameplay. You can dislike those new systems and that's fine, but you can't deny their existence and how they increase the complexity of the game. +--- 634508381 +>>634500625 (OP) +literally the worst civilization game to date, fuck off with ur bait threads stupid zoomer diff --git a/v/634500785.txt b/v/634500785.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..26f9068dba57c5485854fafdc33f84eb8d6dcd9e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634500785.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1175 @@ +----- +--- 634500785 +What games let animals attack eachother? +--- 634500821 +bear or gorilla +--- 634500847 +>>634500785 (OP) +Tokyo jungle +--- 634500850 +>>634500785 (OP) +Gorilla fucks them all up without breaking a sweat. +--- 634500884 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear wins easily. +--- 634500931 +Trick question, NONE OF THEM get out because Chuck norris was in the cage! Better luck next time, you little shits. +--- 634500938 +>>634500785 (OP) +>animals attack eachother +Not what you're asking but in Age of Empires 2 I used to make custom maps that were like man vs. environment, running a bunch of villagers through a gauntlet of lions, wolves, boars, etc. +--- 634501115 +>>634500785 (OP) + +Snake is the only one that comes out alive because it can slither through the bars. All the rest starve to death. +--- 634501143 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear, it's not even close. They are like roided up pitbulls, if you hurt them they don't back down and instead just get more angry. +--- 634501168 +>>634500785 (OP) +the lion is king of beasts for a reason. +--- 634501261 +>>634500785 (OP) +Gorilla it has the biggest muscle mass here. +--- 634501269 +>>634501168 +the king of beasts because there are no gamers in africa +--- 634501353 +>>634501168 +Before the Middle Ages, the bear was widely considered the king of beasts. +--- 634501364 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear>lion>gorilla>anaconda +--- 634501460 +>>634500785 (OP) +Gorilla or bear with the lion being the underdog. But what do I know. +--- 634501495 +hipatecticly speeking what is to stop the snakes from snithering up the aminals buttholes after they asleep?? +--- 634501582 +>>634500785 (OP) +gorilla dies first +--- 634501615 +>>634501495 +He's not gay +--- 634501616 +>>634501168 +jewish propaganda +--- 634501660 +The gorilla is sure to win because his intelligence is superior +--- 634501664 +>>634501615 +let's say everyone but snek is a girl(female) +--- 634501703 +>>634501495 +not everyone can take a giant fucking hose up their ass without them noticing like your mom +--- 634501749 +Bear >>> Anaconda > Gorilla > Lion + +Lion has no bite force and gorilla is a pussy vs other megafauna. Anaconda slithers into second place by default. Whoever made this image is a retard for pitting a brown bear against three shitters. +--- 634501796 +Lion max weight: 180 kg +Gorilla max weight: 220 kg +Anaconda max weight: 250 kg +Grizzly max weight: 410 kg + +Yeah, I think I know who's gonna win. +--- 634501836 +whoever wins, we lose +--- 634501838 +>>634500821 +>>634500850 +>>634501460 +gorillas are giant pussies +maybe it would be fair if it was a black bear but against a grizzly? +no chance +--- 634501839 +>>634501660 +If gorilla so smart why is he stuck in the cage when snake can just walk out through the bars? +--- 634501852 +>>634501495 +lol what if he slithered up their japseye's when they weren't looking... yeah the snake wins this one for me. +--- 634501918 +>>634501836 +This used to be my password for everything because I had an Alien vs Predator poster on my wall... +--- 634501936 +>>634500785 (OP) +The Jew who was thrown in there by evil Nazis. +--- 634501941 +>>634501796 +Lions in the wild weight more than Gorillas in captivity lmao. What's up with the Gorillafags in this thread? +--- 634501942 +>>634501838 +What if we gave the gorilla a simple open bolt submachine gun but no prior firearms training? +--- 634501951 +>>634501796 +>Bears weigh that much +>can run as fast as up to 35 mph +Jesus Christ bears are fucking terrifying +--- 634501983 +gorilla crushes the bear and lions skull with one hand +--- 634502021 +>>634501941 +First search result was for lionesses. Male lions can be up to 250 kg. +--- 634502041 +>>634501983 +--- 634502043 +>>634501951 +They weight 300 kg on average. +--- 634502049 +>>634501942 +how the fuck would a gorilla know how to use guns retard? +--- 634502064 +>>634501838 +All animals are giant pussies who'd rather avoid a fight that could injure them. +Evolution filters out non-pussy animals. +--- 634502069 +>>634501168 +Tigers mog them. +--- 634502075 +>>634501983 +>loses to koala in arm wrestling +--- 634502081 +>>634501983 +Then gets garotted by the snake, checkmate. +--- 634502093 +>>634502041 +>>634501983 +didnt mean to reply +--- 634502103 +>>634501918 +u just got hacked coz i know ur pass word +--- 634502119 +gorillas get hunted by leopards, the lion would fuck him up +--- 634502156 +>>634502069 +Tigers literally eat bears +--- 634502164 +>>634502119 +Fully grown silverbacks? +--- 634502178 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear has fangs, claws, and brute strength. It fucks up every single one including gorillas which Americans are so in love with. +--- 634502214 +>>634502049 +Trial and error. +--- 634502226 +>>634502069 +Only because Barbary Lions were hunted to extinction by humans. Siberian Tigers lived in remote areas so they were able to live normally. The Lions of today are way smaller than they used to be. +--- 634502229 +>>634502169 +They always claim that chatgpt is so super advanced that you can't tell the differnce to humans. +>It's difficult to determine … +Yep, that's chatgpt. +--- 634502234 +Meanwhile, in Grandmaster rank: +>Brown Bear +>Tiger +>Hippo +>Rhino +>Saltwater Crocodile +Who wins, /v/? Elephant's banned btw. +--- 634502239 +>>634502178 +Good morning, client state. Glad you're thinking about us. +--- 634502250 +>>634502049 +They learn, retard. +https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o8Su64LlIkE +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5baBcO8T4 [Embed] +--- 634502258 +Is that a Grizzly or a Kodiak? + +If it's a Grizzly, then... Well it still wins. A fully grown Grizzly can weigh as much as 400kg +HOWEVER a fully grown Kodiak Bear can weigh as much as 600+kg +--- 634502265 +>>634502156 +Sloth bears, not grizzly bears. +And no, they don't hunt them. +Look up videos of their confrontations, tigers are mostly sent running because sloth bears go sicko mode on them despite being smaller. +--- 634502281 +>>634500785 (OP) +The snake is out of the water, it's in a huge disadvantage compared to the other 3. +--- 634502294 +>>634502169 +Gorilla already hired a second bear to replace him in this scenario so doesn't it win? +--- 634502295 +>>634501838 +Black bears are babies compared to grizzlies. It wouldn't even be a fair fight. Now a monkey with a sharp stick with his back against the wall, that could beat a grizzly. +--- 634502337 +>It is impossible to determine a definitive winner in a hypothetical scenario like this, as it would depend on a variety of factors such as the environment, size and strength of each animal, and their individual fighting abilities and tactics. +>However, generally speaking, a gorilla would likely have the advantage in terms of strength and intelligence, as they are incredibly powerful and have been known to use tools in the wild. Lions and bears are fierce predators in their own right, but may not be as well-equipped to take on a gorilla in a one-on-one fight. A giant snake could potentially pose a threat with its size and strength, but may not have the agility and fighting skills to take on a gorilla. + +The bot has spoken, we won gorillafags. +--- 634502339 +>>634502164 +It's been known to happen. It's rare though because of their social styled packs. + +>>634502258 +This though. The Bear wins. Grizzly or Kodiak, it doesn't matter. +--- 634502347 +>>634500785 (OP) +Pretty sure the snake can just get out of a cage +--- 634502350 +>>634502234 +>>634502258 +>>634502069 +>>634502156 +Polar bear no diffs. Sit the fuck down +--- 634502379 +The joker with a gun +--- 634502391 +>>634502350 +Polar bear loses to kodiak bear. +--- 634502428 +>>634502350 +>>>Polar Bear +No one plays on marine servers, faglord. +--- 634502437 +>>634500785 (OP) +>look on the bear's face +--- 634502465 +>>634502337 +Bot also decided bear was so OP that it morphed gorilla into a second bear to even the odds. +--- 634502482 +>>634502391 +No. +--- 634502491 +>>634502339 +>It's been known to happen. It's rare though because of their social styled packs. +That's neat, but it raises the question how that happens. The picture kinda implies some kind of direct confrontation. While I can see a large cat ambushing an adult silverback, I can also see a direct encounter ending in complete obliteration of the feline. +--- 634502504 +>>634502337 +Oh damn are we using gpt to solve power level arguments now? +Seems revolutionary, even more effective than power man. +--- 634502513 +>>634502379 +But being the joker he only loaded three bullets, what order does he shoot? +--- 634502528 +People severely overestimate gorillas cause of Kong and Joe Rogan being a clueless fuck. + +A grizzly or Kodiak would fucking slaughter a Gorilla. The only animals that could pose a significant threat to a fully grown Kodiak are other large bears, elephants, rhinos or fucking dinosaurs. Bears are fucking jacked. +--- 634502549 +>>634502504 +Men are bias, what do you expect? +--- 634502553 +>>634502250 +wow a monkey putting on a jacket and using a simple tool, just like guns! +--- 634502558 +>>634502156 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV9ZGtQ8JZc [Embed] +--- 634502561 +>>634502391 +Isn't that because the few polar bears that do wander into brown bear territory are skinny and starving? +--- 634502583 +>>634502234 +Hippo and rhino kill the other two and fuck up each other so badly that they both die from wounds. +--- 634502630 +>>634502437 +>I just wanted a salmon dude, why you gotta ask me these stupid questions +>I don't even live in the same climate as the others +--- 634502631 +>>634502553 +It doesn't take a genius to pull a trigger, as evidence by American crime statistics. I'm sure a gorilla will figure it out just fine. +--- 634502659 +>>634502234 +Tiger kills bear, croc kills tiger, croc gets stomped or crushed by hippo/rhino +--- 634502680 +>>634500785 (OP) +I think anaconda because it would just sit in the corner and wait until the end of the fight, then snek strungle the last animal. +--- 634502685 +https://youtu.be/ebahv5hk7PU [Embed] +--- 634502703 +>>634502169 +Thanks chatgpt. +--- 634502713 +>>634500785 (OP) +Gorilla and Lion lose hard. Bear outweighs them both and nearly them both put together. Bear is the master at grappling and has extreme power and extremely sharp claws to slice up Gorilla and Lion. Anaconda is the wild card and could slither up and drop down on Bear after the carnage is over to strangle it but Bear could still rip and slice it off. +--- 634502714 +>>634502069 +>>634501168 +Why not both, in one! +--- 634502721 +The snake slithers out of the cage, unscathed +--- 634502728 +>>634502631 +That video of the African soldiers giving the orangutan an ak shows they find the trigger pretty damn fast. +--- 634502734 +>>634502234 +What's salt water croc gonna do on land? If it's in the water it still loses to hippo. If the rhino doesn't run away, it'll win. +--- 634502737 +>>634502631 +Even the dumbest humans understand what a gun is and what it does. +A gorilla might find the trigger and just itself in the process, because it has no concept of what a gun actually is. +If it doesn't kill itself in the process, it would immediately drop it and run away from it. +--- 634502776 +>>634501460 +Lions are cats not dogs mate +--- 634502778 +>>634502491 +Absolutely no fucking clue. I've not seen videos of it. Just read about accounts of it because of the other billions times we've had these threads. +--- 634502783 +>>634502714 +So you're saying we wait for the four to breed into a super animal with the strengths of all of them? +--- 634502808 +I could beat a bear in a fight unironically. BJJ training means I know how to remove the blood from it's brain within seconds as soon as I get an opportunity, and since it's a dumb animal that will immediately fall for a reverse mount it would be over in under a minute. +--- 634502829 +>>634500785 (OP) +Snek steals a win by sitting out until the end while the three retards sperg at each other. +--- 634502834 +>>634502714 +--- 634502838 +>>634502728 +That's from a movie, anon +--- 634502841 +>>634502728 +>he doesn't know +jejjles +--- 634502857 +>>634502558 +I've seen this. Doesn't change the established fact that Siberian tigers eat bears. +--- 634502869 +>takes zero damage from all attacks +>bites and kills with its 50-ton teeth +--- 634502880 +>>634500785 (OP) +Anaconda just leaves cause it's a cage, bear swipes the gorilla once and it shits itself and spend the entire fight trying to break out, bear rips and tears the shit out of the lion and then finishes off the gorilla +--- 634502906 +>>634502734 +>If it's in the water it still loses to hippo +You've watched too many gangbang videos. Crocs often prey on lone hippos. +--- 634502908 +>>634502714 +>nightingale + tiger = ? +--- 634502936 +>>634502337 +>only running one sample +You have to run it hundreds of times and then average the results to see the probabilities of each animal winning. You probably just fluked it into a gorilla win, you gorillafag. +--- 634502954 +>>634502513 +He waits for the snake to eat the others, two taps it and finally shoots himself +--- 634502995 +>>634502265 +>they dont hunt them +False. Siberian Tigers hunt anything that moves if they are hungry. Anything. A single swipe of a Tiger paw can break bones, which has been seen before as a Tiger crushed the jaw of a sloth bear with a single cat-slap +--- 634502998 +>all these inferior cuck animals +Who cares? Elephant mogs them all. +Kneel to the real king of beasts. +--- 634503001 +>>634502869 +yeah but could it win against a POLAR BEAR??? +--- 634503016 +>>634502906 +Small/weak hippo maybe. They're not taking down a fully grown hippo. Even a pack of lions can't take down a hippo. +--- 634503038 +>>634502880 +Lion jumps on the teddy bears neck while hes startled by the gorilla's autism +--- 634503042 +Lion 2HKOs everything with thunder because every rental cat learns it for some reason. +--- 634503049 +>>634502234 +>bans the gray leg nose man because he mogs anons favorites +--- 634503060 +>>634502998 +Poor pig. +--- 634503083 +>>634500785 (OP) +> Lion +High Cha mix with Spd + Str. +Dps specialised in team strategies. +> Gorilla +High Int, all stats are rather good except Sth and Spd, especially End + Str +Tank specialised in team strategies. +> Bear +High End + Str +Tank. +Minmaxed specifically to win any 1v1 or force animal to retreat. +> Anaconda +High Sth + Str +Assassin. + +Obvious bear, gorillafags are delusional. +--- 634503107 +>>634502808 +Why are BJJfags like this? Is it because they never get reality checked? +--- 634503136 +>>634503083 +You forgot gorilla live in pack plus they can use tools. +--- 634503145 +>>634503107 +some do, but they never live to learn from it +--- 634503150 +>>634502714 +>male lions produce chads +>male tigers produce virgins +Tigersisters..... our response??? +--- 634503181 +>>634502714 +I don't know know how correct this is but I have read once that these hybrids don't live for very long +--- 634503190 +>>634502998 +>giantest +>bigass tusks +>smart enough to have a recognisable sense of humor +Luckily the cage is too small for the elephant +--- 634503213 +>>634503016 +Because Lions take down larger prey through submission. They don't have the bite force to one shot other animals like leopards, tigers, and jaguars. +--- 634503214 +>>634502064 +>All animals are giant pussies +Hippos. retardedly aggressive. +--- 634503216 +>>634502714 +Tiger wombs belong to Lion seed. +--- 634503217 +>>634500785 (OP) +Okay so with adult male lions it's on sight for snakes. They view them as primary threats to their cubs. Snake is first casualty. +They also tend to be pretty chilled out with just about anything else because they're pack animals. If you get into the lion enclosure at the Zoo they'll regard you with curiosity unless they feel threatened or hungry. +That curiosity spells the lions doom, Gorillas view eye contact as a challnege and will respond with aggression. Lions are strong but a silverback has a low centre of gravity, the way lions fight is they like to hook their dew claw into something and drag it to the ground, that's not an option with a gorilla. The gorilla will look at that dew claw as an idiot just hooked itself to me, and then monkey smash until the lions head is paste. +The bear has probably watched all this and is waiting for something to approach to figure out if it's a threat. +At that point it's between the Gorilla and the Bear, and I'm gonna give it to Gorilla because thumbs. +--- 634503238 +>>634501115 +this +--- 634503243 +>>634501168 +Funny you say that because in reality, lions are queens. +Their whole survival comes down to lionesses accepting him in their pride and his "leadership" comes down to said lionesses allowing it. The moment they find the lion to be "displeasing" for whatever reason, at best he will be exiled from it. At worst, they will kill him. Sometimes they even cannibalize him. +The funniest part is that many times, a lion might lose his pride just because lionesses felt like it. Not because the lion got weaker due to age or illness. Not because he did something that pissed his pride off. Not because he was doing a poor job in general. No. Just because lionesses FELT LIKE IT. Example: Lionesses are attracted to lions with darker manes by default. Meaning, if uncle Scar walked down the street, Sarabi and every other female in the pride would be the one to put Mufusa six feet under so they could establish Scar as their new husbando instead just because he had darker mane. +Even funnier cases are when lion gets exiled/killed for "poor performance" aka not being good baby making machine. + +In short: Scratch the queen, the lion is more like a princess of his own pride. Only used for his strength and sperm, and the moment bitches get tired of him for whatever reason, they dispose of him as if he was a trash. +Even shorter: This is one of many reasons why tigers > lions. +--- 634503264 +I think none of you understand just how fucking big bears get. +--- 634503265 +>>634503001 +Imagine if this nigga didn't live in the arctic and instead lived in the middle of Europe... +--- 634503278 +>>634502528 +You forgot hippoes. Otherwise perfect list. +--- 634503306 +I wish we could domesticate bears, they're cute as fuck and I want to cuddle with one. +--- 634503308 +>>634503049 +Elephant got banned because the Romans got so pissed at them winning every match that they genocided them all north of the Sahara. +--- 634503309 +>>634500884 +This. +Bear is on a different level when it comes to size, durability and strength. No amount of dexterity or intellect can make up the difference. +--- 634503327 +>>634500785 (OP) +Get that lazyass lion out of there and replace it with the real chads of the big cats, Jaguars + +>>634503181 +Nah, for one all of them are born from captivity, since lions live nowhere near tigers. And second, they're sometimes too heavy for their own good. They get tired easily due to trying to move all that mass. +--- 634503358 +>>634503190 +>biggest mass +>biggest dicks +>biggest bros +How can other (land) animals compete? +--- 634503408 +>>634503264 +But thumbs. +--- 634503449 +>>634503243 +everything you said is retarded +male lions are among the most agressive and comptetive animals on the planet. in reality lions have to be constantly on guard for potential male competitors. if a lion loses a fight, he usually dies and his children get killed by the new lion +a tiger is far less agressive than a lion in the wild and will usually avoid fights with large animals. if a tiger gets wounded, he's done for since he becomes unable to hunt. if a lion gets wounded, he can recover thanks to his pride. which is why lions usually get in fights that a tiger would run away from. +--- 634503481 +>>634503358 +god damn so wholesome +--- 634503485 +>>634503243 +>Lionesses are attracted to lions with darker manes by default +So, literally human women? kek +--- 634503531 +In a cage? Bear. + +In an enclosure with foliage/greenery that's at least 1 mile by 1 mile? Lion. +--- 634503550 +>>634501115 +/thread +--- 634503562 +>>634503038 +Bear would give no fucks, Lion let's go because he doesn't know why it's not working, bear rips it to shreds. +That's from the back, if the lion did a leap facing the bear, the bear would do it's version of a fucking Zangief SPD and end the lion's entire career instantly. +--- 634503598 +>>634503358 +Do you have the one of the elephant borrowing a guys hat? +--- 634503626 +>>634503598 +Nah but here's a sliding elephant. +--- 634503642 +>>634503243 +You severely overestimate the value placed on the lioness. +One step out of line and the males shun her, the other females follow suit. Life is very bad for a lone lioness, if she's found by a pride that isn't hers? Lions are known to bully the ostracized to death. +>>634503449 +Wrong. +The lions at the head of a pride are at the head of the pride because they're the parents and grandparents of the rest of the pride. +--- 634503663 +>>634503217 +i genuinely don't know why gorillas are so overrated. you have no idea how many retards think exactly like you. +1. gorillas get hunted and killed by leopards in the wild. leopards are nowhere near the strength of a lion +2. gorillas are poor fighters for their size. they have no claws, their hand can't even make a fist. they are slow and lumbering compared to most predators. +3. gorillas aren't even as big and heavy as a lion is, even if you disregard all the other advantages a lion has over a gorilla (faster, more used to actually hunt and fight in the wild, actually has claws which are more or less knives to a fist fight) +a gorilla doesn't even have a fighting chance in reality. it's not a fight, it would have to run for its life at best but it wouldn't even work since a lion is much faster even if you ignore the fact that they're fighting in a cage +--- 634503725 +>>634503663 +Thumbs. +--- 634503737 +>>634503642 +>The lions at the head of a pride are at the head of the pride because they're the parents and grandparents of the rest of the pride. +and what do you think make them parents/grandparents? lions kill their rivals' cubs once they win a fight. +--- 634503747 +Goddamn I love /van/ threads. +100x better than the constant shitposts on this godforsaken board +--- 634503772 +>>634503358 +Are they the few animals who fully realize that when, say, one of theirs falls down into a pit, humans actually want to help pull them out? Most instinctively think everyone else is trying to take advantage (=probably eat) the one in the pit. +--- 634503791 +>wolf fags admit that they're shit tier in lone fights +>ant fags also admit this even though they are smug as fuck about how busted their faction is +>chimp fags know they too are outclassed even if they have the upper body strength to rip most animals in half +>lion and gorilla fags do nothing but backpedal and make excuses in lone competitions +Why are they like this? Every other groupfag goes home except for them. +--- 634503805 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear easily +Gorillatards don't know that they literally get hunted by big cats +--- 634503843 +>>634503737 +When they attack a pride that isn't their own, you dense cunt. +A threat to a lion comes from other prides, not within his own family. +The reason they kill the cubs is because the cubs go down swinging, they will fight to the death for their grandfather. +--- 634503848 +>>634503791 +lions have the facts to back them up, they kill tigers in captivity. +--- 634503867 +>>634503747 +>cross-dressing +i hate anthropomorphising in nature documentaries +--- 634503868 +>>634501168 +It isn't +>B-BUT MY MIDWIT HERALDRY +Get real +--- 634503869 +>>634501143 +Shitbulls get mauled by other dog breeds. My neighbors' Serbian Shephard killed more shitbulls that I could count throughout his life. My former neighbor used him to kill shitbulls on purpose because he would fuck them up quickly. +Bear on another hand is the king of his territory. Nobody is fucking him up unless the bear has some issues like health and/or you are using a firearm to hunt him down. +--- 634503918 +>>634503867 +anything to survive +--- 634503926 +>>634503843 +>The reason they kill the cubs is because the cubs go down swinging, they will fight to the death for their grandfather +completely false, most cubs are killed before they've remotely old enough to fight +>When they attack a pride that isn't their own +which happens all the fucking time. lions at the head of a pride have to be good fighters. if they get overpowered by a rival lion their entire bloodline ends. +--- 634503940 +>>634503848 +Lion fags get BTFO by Monitor lizards. There's been multiple cases of young lions attempting to eat one only to receive a tail whip at the speed of sound straight to the eyeballs +Lionniggers learn your place. +--- 634503959 +>>634500785 (OP) +GTA +--- 634504005 +>>634503791 +>>ant fags also admit this +All they need is an ant species with neurotoxins. The only thing worse that I can imagine is flying spiders. +--- 634504006 +>>634503848 +>Most conflicts between lions and tigers have occurred in captivity. One famous incident at the Ankara Zoo in 2010 saw a Tiger enter a lion’s exhibit. The battle didn’t last long, with a single swipe from the tiger severing the lion’s jugular. + +BTFO +--- 634504035 +>>634503181 +the hybrids are sterile, like mules. other than that theyre healthy +--- 634504038 +>>634503926 +Lion fights are genuinely determined by whether or not the stealth roll of the attackers is a success. +I don't know who taught you about animal social orders but they were probably jsut making shit up. +--- 634504039 +Let's be real here + +The boar would body the ever living shit out of both the lion and the gorilla in a 1v2. +--- 634504107 +>>634504005 +Several ant venoms contain neurotoxins that cann cause paralysis. +--- 634504110 +>>634503869 +>Serbian Shephard +NO SHIT THIS CAN KILL A PITBULL!!! THIS LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BEAR! +--- 634504113 +>>634504035 +yeah I don't know why I thought that because its completly wrong +--- 634504208 +>>634504107 +Wew. Never really read much about them. Around 6+ legs never relax. +--- 634504217 +>>634500785 (OP) +I recently found out that bears are way stronger than gorillas, so I think it would be a match between then, with bear having the strength advantage. +Lion isnt really a fighter so he gets bodied easily by the others, and snake will just get stomped. +--- 634504230 +>>634504039 +A boar would demolish a gorilla, but a lion ? Ain't no way that's gonna happens. +--- 634504245 +>>634502728 +lmao retard +--- 634504280 +>>634504110 +That's a big boy +--- 634504320 +>>634504035 +>they're healthy +Ligres are kind of fucked. +See, in lions the gene that tells you when to stop growing is usually carried by the the X chromosome. In Tigres, that gene is usually on the Y. +So, a Liger stops growing really late in life, with some never stopping growing. This can lead to myriad conditions, mainly cardiovascular and skeletal. +--- 634504357 +>>634504110 +Wait until you see a Tibetan Mastiff lmao. +--- 634504369 +Mammalcucks getting cocky as always +--- 634504393 +>>634502714 +>me+tiger=????? +--- 634504453 +>>634502783 +Imagine go all the trouble needed to set up the ultimate deathmatch, then all contestants sart to fuck instead of spilling each others blood +--- 634504457 +>>634504357 +Are they healthy? +--- 634504503 +>>634504320 +>the different sub-species that have been living in isolation from each other for thousands of years can have myriad of negative health effects when intermixed +We should teach this to libtards. +--- 634504517 +>>634504038 +why do you constantly make shit up? not a single thing you've said has been true so far but you don't seem to be deterred +--- 634504538 +>>634504369 +I remember when I was a kid. +I found an anthill, shoved a garden hose in there and turned it on, left it on so long the back yard became soggy mush and the police came over to yell at me. + +How many do you think I killed near effortlessly? +--- 634504554 +>>634504457 +Yeah not too bad really, occasional joint problems as they get older but what dogs don't? +--- 634504597 +>>634504110 +Not a huge dog lover, but that dog looks majestic. Usually, the deadlier the dog is, the uglier it looks. This one is beautiful though. +--- 634504625 +>>634504006 +>In 1830, a tiger attacked a lion at a menagerie in Turin, Rome. Despite having been caught by surprise, the lion maneuvered the tiger onto its back and clamped fatal jaws on its throat. +>In 1911, Frank Bostock gave an account of a lion killing a tiger. +>In 1934, a fully grown African lion killed a mature Bengal tiger a short time after these circus animals were unloaded from the train and before trainers could separate them +Tigerbros....what the fuck is this!? +--- 634504631 +>>634502482 +North Canada friend here Kodiak Bears are far more aggressive and more cunning than polar bears. Their varied diet too gives them more advantages and the size doesn't matter that much +--- 634504643 +>>634504457 +>purebred dog +>healthy +No. +Idiots want to know what their dog is gonna look like so they've been breeding the same bloodlines for generations. This leads to a stagnant gene pool. Even though it's not legally incest, the gene pool is so identical it may as well be. + +Think if someone cloned you as a female and you impregnated the clone, it'd be identical DNA, like you impregnated your sister. That's a purebred dog. +--- 634504650 +>>634502714 +--- 634504672 +>>634504230 +Depends. Hogs can get fucking huge. +--- 634504710 +>>634500785 (OP) +The snake because none of them give enough of a shit to attack it +--- 634504732 +>>634504597 +Kangal is the deadliest dog breed and they don't look like failed abortions either. +It's mostly extremely inbred breeds (like pits) that have a face that not even a mother can love. +--- 634504741 +>>634504672 +no it doesn't depend you fucking retard, lions eat much bigger animals in the wild including cape buffalos +--- 634504752 +>>634504625 +>in Turin, Rome +It's either Turin or Rome. +--- 634504754 +>>634502482 +Polar bears regularly give up their hunts and run from grizzly bears because they are just giga stong +--- 634504769 +>>634503001 +>>634503265 +>>634503358 +>>634504039 +POACHERS LITERALLY HAVE TO SHOOT HIPPOS WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. + +http://www.factfiend.com/poachers-have-to-hunt-hippos-with-rocket-launchers/ +https://www.cbsnews.com/news/poaching-devastates-congos-hippos/ +https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2005/dec/25/hippos-thrived-in-park-until-poachers-ran-free/ + +No animal can even damage hippos. The only time hippos were eaten is when scavengers eat their corpses. Hippos would just eat every enemy. +--- 634504782 +>>634504320 +>So, a Liger stops growing really late in life, with some never stopping growing. This can lead to myriad conditions, mainly cardiovascular and skeletal. +If these can be solved we could have some really big cats. Like really big. +--- 634504783 +>I heard you were talking shit behind my back +--- 634504801 +>>634504650 +Imagine the cuddles... +--- 634504806 +>>634502714 +wait is this just a veiled AMWF WMAF post? +--- 634504813 +>>634500785 (OP) +From best to worse +>Gorilla +>Bear +>Snake +>Lion +But on-topic answer: Probably a game like UEBS +--- 634504819 +>>634504732 +Borzois are surprisingly dangerous given they look like sock puppets.They absolutely fucking savage shitbulls +--- 634504870 +*kills your oversized puppies with a small kiss* +--- 634504894 +>>634504110 +fluffy doggo +--- 634504909 +>>634500785 (OP) +>King vs Donkey Kong vs Kuma vs Big Boss +--- 634504935 +>>634504643 +God that's hot. +--- 634504940 +>>634500785 (OP) +>All this replies saying the Gorilla has a chance against the lion and the bear +This has to be a meme, right ? +--- 634504943 +>>634504752 +it was probably traveling from turin to rome +--- 634504947 +>>634504870 +>gets stepped on anyway +Is the 1 for 1 trade really worth it? +--- 634504952 +>>634504769 +>No animal can even damage hippos. +Elephants mog them, they're the one animals hippo can't fuck over +--- 634504954 +>>634504806 +kek +But WMAF created the supreme gentleman. +--- 634504986 +>>634504940 +No, these posters are dead serious. Probably came from Reddit since that website loves to wank gorillas. +--- 634505012 +>>634504952 +We've been over this. Elephants are banned from cage matches. +--- 634505017 +>>634504110 +>>634504819 +What's up with slavs and their dogs that are infamous for killing pitbulls? What are they putting in their dogs' waters? kek +--- 634505030 +>>634505012 +Why, just because they don't fit in the cage? +--- 634505060 +>>634504940 +it's the american education system at work. it sucks that 80 IQ subhumans are allowed to post on 4chan. +--- 634505102 +This image rules +--- 634505103 +>>634505030 +Elephants are too OP, they win against almost everything. +--- 634505121 +>>634505030 +No because Elephent matchups are one sided and boring to watch. +--- 634505138 +>>634504954 +exactly +WMAF creates the tigon +--- 634505147 +>>634505102 +did it literally squeeze the eggs out of that fish +--- 634505156 +>>634500785 (OP) +Not irl but imagine making a chimera made from all four of them +--- 634505209 +>>634504650 +The way it's stomach hangs and flops around looks so weird +--- 634505216 +>>634505156 +it'd probably still just throw poop at anything that moves kek +--- 634505228 +>>634505147 +Yeah, north Canada friend here we have a river nearby that has bears and you can see this sometimes during spawning season +--- 634505234 +>>634503869 +>>634504110 +I remember when someone posted webm of this guy killing a pit in less than 10 seconds after this guy nearly decapitated him. I kind of felt bad for a pit. +--- 634505253 +>>634505121 +you probably shouldn't include gorillas either, they lose to almost everything +--- 634505258 +>>634500785 (OP) +They're all coming out alive and united through the power of friendship +--- 634505269 +>>634504952 +>>634505030 +>>634505103 +>>634505121 +Lions have killed elephants. Lions can't even damage hippos. Poachers literally have to shoot hippos with ROCKET LAUNCHERS to kill them and you know they're resorting to that when they're not the cheapest or most convenient ways. It shows how much dangerous hippos are compared to any other animal. +--- 634505273 +>>634505156 +What do you take from the snake +--- 634505278 +>>634500785 (OP) +>video games ? +--- 634505324 +>>634502064 +*enters chat* +--- 634505352 +>>634505121 +>>634505103 +https://a-z-animals.com/blog/8-animals-that-can-kill-an-elephant/ + +You can even fact check every entry on the list and confirm they're true. Meanwhile none of the animals on the list can so much as damage a hippo. +--- 634505360 +>>634505273 +Typically, the snake goes on the tail. +--- 634505371 +>>634504819 +Most of dog breeds do. Pitbulls are mostly overrated because of their violent nature, but they can get fucked up a lot. +--- 634505373 +>>634505273 +Venomous fangs obvoiusly. And from the bear you take the bite force. +--- 634505384 +>>634505269 +Hippos get eaten by very large crocodiles. Look up Gustave, a giant one that used to hunt hippos. I'm guessing saltwater crocodiles might eat them as well if they ever encountered each other considering their size is similar or even larger. +--- 634505385 +Hello, zoomies. Today I will make all of you more based. Play it. Thank me later +--- 634505407 +>>634505209 +recently pregnant dogs do that, could be milkies anon +--- 634505471 +>>634502064 +Evolution should work harder on filtering hippos and polar bears harder then. +--- 634505478 +>>634505352 +>>634505269 +Hippos got banned a long time ago. +--- 634505481 +>>634505373 +The snake in the op is not venomous +--- 634505523 +>>634505385 +Aw shit I remember buying this in CEX +--- 634505524 +The one with the sharpest fangs wins. +--- 634505562 +>>634500785 (OP) +Monster Hunter World and Pikmin. Though I wish Pikmin 4 would have a side mode where you could watch enemies fight each other in a small arena. Would legit be entertaining +--- 634505597 +>>634505138 +AMWF is even worse. +--- 634505606 +>>634505481 +shut up faggot +--- 634505638 +The only animal I fear is coconut crab. They are nightmare fuel and it doesn't help that they don't mind snacking on you. +--- 634505642 +>>634501495 +>>634501852 +Not gonna lie I literally screamed with laughter at these 2 posts. +--- 634505694 +>>634505638 +Surely they can't be that ba- +>googles +WTF!? +--- 634505736 +>>634500785 (OP) +--- 634505771 +>>634505638 +>>634505694 +it's just a big crab +--- 634505774 +>>634503959 +>>634501616 +>>634504503 +Chuds reported. Time to go back +--- 634505795 +>>634505638 +Yep, those are fucked, I also learned about Mantis Shrimp not too long ago. + +Fuck the ocean. +--- 634505814 +Bear is sure to win because her speed is superior to even the Mighty Trex. +--- 634505876 +>>634505385 +I played a demo of this literally once as a kid. Made an Archerfish/Cheetah hybrid. +--- 634505897 +>>634502295 +If grizzlies are so dangerous then why did god make them so cute? +--- 634505934 +>>634505897 +To trick you into walking up to them in roder to pet them +--- 634505938 +>>634505694 +They are far worse live than on some google image bro. +t. unlucky fag that grew around these faggots +Normally, they eat birds, but they don't mind eating other things. By other things I mean whatever is in their radius. Children are most likely to end up hunted by them, but they are known to attack full grown people as well. Especially if they deem you weak enough to be their easy prey. +--- 634506015 +>>634505638 +They ate Amelia Earhart. +--- 634506107 +>>634506040 +We're so fucked once the ancient creatures hibernating in the deep sea awaken. +--- 634506154 +>>634506040 +>end of pen conveniently off-camera +Hmmm.... +--- 634506165 +>>634505938 +How the fuck do they catch birds? Or people. +--- 634506170 +>>634505209 +my cat has that, she was fat as fuck then I put her on a diet now she has stomach flaps +--- 634506197 +>>634501951 +Bears are majestic creatures worthy of respect and lust +--- 634506229 +>>634506040 +holy fuck is that real?? +--- 634506240 +>>634504783 +A tiger probably sweeps those guys are mentally unstable +--- 634506307 +>>634505795 +>Fuck the ocean. +And we haven't even explored it properly yet. +--- 634506331 +best thread on /v/ and it's not about video games, makes you think. +--- 634506385 +>>634506040 +--- 634506474 +Ok I've got a better fight +>hippopotamus or a bear +--- 634506491 +>>634505638 +>>634505795 +Hehe let me introduce you to this little fella right here. +Now, for all of you who don't have the privilege to live in any parts of Australia and that might be wondering why is this little fella here worse than big scary crabs or whatever else - allow me to give you a quick guide. This little fella here will put you in your coffin before you are old enough to retire. Good news! You can get saved if you get treated on time. Bad news... You won't even know that he has bitten you until it is too late and you are already close to golden gates of haven. +--- 634506505 +>>634502829 +kek, like the gifs of Luigi in Mario Party +--- 634506554 +>>634503243 +What a huge load of bullshit +--- 634506580 +>>634506491 +westbro_pastor.webm +--- 634506675 +>>634506491 +>Live in Queensland +>These fuckers love warm water + +Well, my streak of never going to the beach continues. +--- 634506727 +>>634506491 +>Australia +No fucking wonder, if Earth was a rpg Australia would be the last dungeon +--- 634506731 +>>634504039 +Yeah I think the boar would take them with him before he dies +--- 634506775 +>>634506040 +NO WAY +--- 634506832 +>>634506491 +The fuck is that, some sort of holocaust jellyfish? +--- 634506837 +Anaconda stays alive most of the time just by sheer avoidance/hard to grab/get, eventually gets fucked up by Grizzly Bear claws and retreats to corner to die + +Lion and bear and Monkey take turns fucking each other up, monkey rips off lions nuts, lion gets fucked up by both bear and monkey + +Ultimately Bear wins by just being large and having sharp stuff, monkey just can't game this long term/bleeds out from severe neck wounds, bear has an eye missing/nuts removed +--- 634506840 +>>634501168 +>>634502069 +>>634502714 +Yes, yes, well done land mammals, well done... + +HOWEVER +--- 634506884 +>no one posted the actual winner +--- 634506898 +>>634506840 +>guy being almost the size of a tank +what did they mean by this? +--- 634506917 +>>634506884 +The one with the sharpest fangs wins +Or something +--- 634506951 +>>634506491 +Is that the Irukandji? That jelly who's venom inflict a feeling of impending doom? How the fuck does that even work +--- 634506952 +>>634506898 +A titan +--- 634506954 +>>634506884 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPJgmLEfD4 [Embed] +--- 634506971 +>>634506197 +Bear posters are all repressed homosexuals. +--- 634506993 +>>634506165 +They climb trees. Mostly coconut trees. As for people... Well, there are many ways you can end up being screwed by them. +As I said, they normally won't go after adult human, but they will in exceptions in which they find that adult human to be easy prey. Be it that you are injured, a retard who decided to take a nap outside, a retard who thought it was a good idea to be under a coconut tree, or you are just weak faggot in general. +Either way, they are smart in their hunt because they will always first immobilize you (cut wings from a bird, or artery if it is non-bird) so their prey can't escape. The next thing their prey knows is that dozens of other crabs start appearing to feast on them while they are still alive. +--- 634506994 +>>634504769 + +https://a-z-animals.com/blog/the-top-ten-animals-with-the-toughest-skin/ + +Hippos are #10 on a toughest skin test. +--- 634507002 +>>634506898 +I don't think the entities at the bottom are supposed to be to scale because otherwise that nigga would be as big as a basketball court's width +--- 634507036 +>>634506898 +he's a big guy +--- 634507124 +>>634506884 +Lions literally eat them for breakfast. +--- 634507193 +>>634502214 +There's no time for trial and even less time for error. You're in the jungle, baby. You're gonna die. Shan-na-na-na-na +--- 634507207 +>>634507124 +>Lions literally eat them for breakfast. +Probably eats them in one bite too +--- 634507236 +>>634505795 +fun fact: coconut crabs drown in water +their adult stage is fully terrestrial and they have even convergently evolved lungs + +their young are aquatic however which leads to the precarious condition of the female coconut crab who has to lay her eggs in the water, while drowning if she herself goes in +--- 634507276 +Why do you need animals to fight? Can't they just get along? +--- 634507358 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV9ZGtQ8JZc&list=RDRNPJgmLEfD4 [Embed] +>female bear useless and just shouts +--- 634507365 +>>634506993 +Okay but I imagine they're slow as fuck, how stupid does a bird have to be to not see it coming? +--- 634507406 +>>634506491 +Australia is the sole reason for why I believe that hell is indeed real. +--- 634507414 +>>634507276 +everything that lives does so despite another +not just predators and prey +but a herbivore which eats a patch of fresh green grass prevents another from eating that patch +eventually one of them finds no grass and starves, the others having eliminated their competition + +but it goes even further, no matter how static it may look to our eyes, but even that same grass choked the life out of all other plants around so it could grow, plants wage a constant slow-motion war on each other no less vicious than any seen in the animal kingdom +--- 634507485 +>>634507414 +True. Nature is a never ending cycle of brutality and violence +--- 634507492 +>>634506884 +it was posted, but not because it's some apex predator, but because it's an agressive retard +he'd probably fuck up the snake, but that's it +--- 634507573 +>>634503243 +>The moment they find the lion to be "displeasing" for whatever reason, at best he will be exiled from it. At worst, they will kill him. Sometimes they even cannibalize him. +Enough about human women. +--- 634507613 +>>634501495 +>hipatecticly speeking +--- 634507634 +>>634507485 +There is a melancholy beauty in it all however. The struggle of life whether predator or prey results in new life one way or the other and a continuous cycle of death begetting life. Nature isn't cruel or evil, it simply is. +--- 634507695 +>>634507406 +Most of our animals should be banned from who would win in a fight talk as well since the deadliest cunts are the ones who hang out in a bit of bush, nip you on the leg and you're done. +--- 634507704 +This little nigga will absolutely die, but he might take one of them down before he goes or fuck it up enough that others can easily it +--- 634507763 +>>634507492 +>he'd probably fuck up the snake, but that's it +hell no +this isn't some cobra that's mostly venom and intimidation +that's a green anaconda, 500lbs of almost pure muscle, if the little retard tries it's usual shit it gets crushed +--- 634507786 +>>634500785 (OP) +Total mismatch +--- 634507791 +>>634500884 +>>634500850 +Gorilla will retreat if it’s in pain. Bear never retreats +--- 634507837 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear +--- 634507923 +>>634507695 +even Australian plants scare me, I am never going to Australia ever in my life +I am specifically talking about pic related +--- 634507993 +>>634506884 +He won +--- 634508017 +>>634506951 +The same way your sleep paralysis works. +You just get the feeling that you are screwed. It doesn't help that much like sleep paralysis this will end up paralyzing you and the moment that happens, count that you are too late to be saved. The most fun part is, as I stated up there, is that you only start feeling these things when it is too late to be saved. Remember! You don't feel their bite and the only warning of it is pretty much when it is too late for you. +--- 634508034 +>>634507923 +every place has it's terrifying stuff that looks completely normal anon, even Europe +--- 634508040 +Everyone dickmeasuring mammals ITT when the most psychotic fucking animal alive is a lettuce eating lizard +Pic related. Green Iguanas are absolutely fucking Khornate for no fucking reason. They will attack anything, for any reason and without remorse. Their claws are hooked and teeth serrated and their tail can whip hard enough to break human bones when they get big. +Fucking things are bloodthirsty. +--- 634508042 +>>634502528 +Gorillas are like buff midgets compared to a bear. Sure they have more strength to weight power but the bear being bigger gives it more leverage strength. A tall person can lift as much as a buff midget +--- 634508051 +>>634505216 +FOUR assholes = 4x the poop projectiles. +--- 634508119 +Alright enough playing with the kids here +It's time for the real debate +--- 634508146 +>>634507923 +Good old Gympie-Gympie. So shit they named it after one of the worst cities in Queensland twice. +--- 634508169 +>>634508017 +Conclusion: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA!!! +--- 634508170 +>>634508119 +are there sticks or rocks around? +--- 634508175 +>>634507276 +We're not allowed to bet on humans fighting to the death anymore +--- 634508178 +>>634508119 +100 brocks win +--- 634508239 +>>634508119 +Are the 100 Brock's taking the title away from John Cena at Wrestlemania? +--- 634508250 +Say something nice about this dumb bird. +--- 634508257 +>>634508034 +yeah but Australia is on a whole other level when it comes to terrifying stuff +--- 634508303 +>>634500785 (OP) +Bear kills the lion and the gorilla, snake poisons bear while weak and tired. Snake wins +--- 634508383 +>>634508250 +I'm thankful it hasn't decided to come to my house and murder my entire family. diff --git a/v/634501193.txt b/v/634501193.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5a185370ebe113f8bf1f9226523f612505f933a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634501193.txt @@ -0,0 +1,163 @@ +----- +--- 634501193 +>Hearthstone +>MTGA +>MasterDuel +Of big 3 of popular multiplayer card games, which one is the best in your opinion? +I’ve played them all fairly extensively but I’d like to see what /v/ thinks. +--- 634501316 +>>634501193 (OP) +The real answer is that they all suck +--- 634501591 +>>634501193 (OP) +Hearthstone is managed by a fat hog that would rather skip work and play overwatch than do her fucking job +--- 634501668 +>hearthstone +Random number generator +This game has more rolls per match then my average dnd session +>mtg +Great game in the worst hands possible +I hate everything about wotc but I love the game and still manage to have fun with it years later. +Although I took a break for 2 years 1 time +>duel master +1 time a dude in our game shop brought selfprinted cards and I played 2 games with him, and I can't say I liked it +Seems like you can pull a win literally out of nowhere +--- 634501808 +>>634501193 (OP) +Marvel snap is better than heathstone and masterduel. +--- 634501938 +>>634501668 +YGO is a OTKO game where the entire game is decided in your first draw. +Pulled your combo? gg +Failed to draw a hand trap? gg +--- 634502162 +>>634501193 (OP) +Mtg arena is the best card game out right now. Hearthstone was pretty good until they fucked it up with 3 different wild formats a few years ago and made it seem like I was able to disenchant old cards but keep them for other formats in my collection so now I don’t have golden hall of fame cards anymore that I’ve had for years. Yugioh was never good. +--- 634502485 +ok guys, this is my sign i'm getting into yugioh again despite not having played it for like 6 years and forgot everything about pendulum, synchros and whatnot +how long will it take me to get back into it and has it gotten any new bullshit that i am not aware of? +--- 634502603 +>>634501193 (OP) +From my own experience: +>Hearthstone +Played this for the longest, used to be a big paypig but gave up when I realized I was getting nothing from it. +It’s good in that it’s very simple to get the hang up and fun for quick games, but I lost interest as the focus moved away from the standard game towards shit like autochess. +>MTGA +Played the actual card game a bit so I knew the basics, still playing online was a mess I found and the game itself was really slow and not that interesting. But I’m not a huge magic fan so maybe this coloured my experience. +>MasterDuel +I’ve been a big YuGiOh fan for a long tiem and played on and off both videogames and paper, as a digital version of the game Master Duel is pretty great and by far the most generous of the 3 in terms of rewards, however it’s the most limited in terms of meta slavery. + +You’re either on meta or you’re not playing competitively ever. +--- 634502726 +>>634502485 +The good thing about YGO is it’s always been bullshit so it’s easy to get used to. +Plus it’s fun when you get to OTK someone. +--- 634502983 +Wasn't Hearthstone overtaken by the lol thing? +--- 634503018 +>>634501316 +fpbp +--- 634503034 +>>634502983 +that shitgame is fucking dead +--- 634503257 +>>634501193 (OP) +>MTGA +>MD +I play none of those shitty online versions +I play edh and yugioh with friends +I like the digimon card game from what I've seen and played +--- 634503350 +>>634501193 (OP) +>>MasterDuel +its not even in the same universe in terms of popularity as the other two +--- 634503462 +>tfw we will never get another card game +--- 634503518 +>>634503034 +I don't know anything about either of them, I thought Hearthstone became an autobattler or some shit. +--- 634503552 +>>634503462 +Marvel snap mogs the top 3 easily. +--- 634503678 +>>634503552 +I know nothing about it but I know that you are lying +--- 634503734 +>>634503552 +its gwent for retarded people +--- 634503771 +>>634501193 (OP) +Digital card game clients are cancer go play with actual cards +--- 634503881 +>>634501193 (OP) +from these 3 hearthstone is my fav +however it's worth yugioh is the better game, i just don't like master duel, it's better to play it on edopro +--- 634503905 +>>634503734 +gwent is gwent for retarded people. +--- 634504167 +>>634503771 +Not gay sorry +--- 634504232 +>>634503771 +dealing with card players IRL is cringe. +--- 634504375 +>>634503552 +nah it loses far too many points for being capeshit and the whole thing is designed for phones +--- 634504398 +>>634503771 +Dont have time anymore +Playing on the shitter is way more convenient +--- 634504415 +>>634504167 +You're posting on /v/ and asking about a digital card game. +You're on like three layers of homo +--- 634504546 +>>634501193 (OP) +They're all three terrible. +>Hearthstone +Hearthstone's only good mode is the auto battler one, the actual game is Yugioh but more RNG and retarded. +>MTGA +Only good if you're trans +>MasterDuel +The better of the three but it's still YGO so it sucks +--- 634504774 +>>634501668 +>>hearthstone +>Random number generator +>This game has more rolls per match then my average dnd session +This. I enjoyed Arena back around the Grand Tournament expansion but with each expansion they seem to be hell bent on making sure that skill makes less and less of difference and that Arena especially becomes an absolute shit show. + +Has it changed at all? I've not played in a few years since they started micromanaging arena card rates and trying to shoehorn their idea of "fair" as the meta without ever actually disclosing what the fuck they were doing making it impossible to draft a deck without just lucking into something decent or drawing coinflip-iwin cards +--- 634504825 +oh nice +--- 634506193 +>>634501316 +fpbp +--- 634506619 +>>634503552 +>>634501808 +1 HRT pill has been added to your account +--- 634507728 +>>634501193 (OP) +HS has the better game experience with campaigns n shit but sucks otherwise +MTG is the best game but it's managed by inbred Californian monkeys +MD has the best and most user friendly client, the problem is that you're playing Nugioh which is ass cancer and have little to no variety +--- 634507878 +>>634501193 (OP) +>>Hearthstone +fun and simple. Too simple to justify the cost +>>MTGA +good game, awful community, even worse, pozzed to fuck company +>>MasterDuel +not my cup of tea + +Try Etherlords OP if you want something different. Do recommend for fun +--- 634508335 +>>634501193 (OP) +>>Hearthstone +don't know but looks awful +>>MTGA +fun at the beginning but progression is slow as fuck. easy to get bored +>>MasterDuel +fun at the beginning but YGO is a shit TCG by itself so you easily get bored diff --git a/v/634501394.txt b/v/634501394.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1e186eaf6eeae1fa702c66e8b65fa7e060cbb003 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634501394.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634501394 +ITT: Overrated games +--- 634501537 +samp and mta were awesome +--- 634501683 +>>634501394 (OP) +red dead 2. monster hunter world, fallout 4 +--- 634501728 +>>634501394 (OP) +New Vegas +Dark Souls +Disco Elysium +--- 634501770 +>>634501394 (OP) +San Andreas was only good when you cheated and unlocked everything and messed around. The story was such shit. +--- 634501797 +RE4, Undertale, CS 1.6-GO, anything made by Kojimbus, etc. +--- 634501907 +>>634501394 (OP) +now i know a busta when i see one... +--- 634504923 +>>634501770 +This. Especially as a kid. +--- 634507102 +If this were the exact same game but without the GTA name, it would have gotten 7/10 from most publications. +--- 634507219 +Anything from them +--- 634507260 +>>634501394 (OP) +Botw +--- 634507330 +>>634501394 (OP) +Honestly, I could post anything by Rare, and it would still have a place in this thread. diff --git a/v/634501625.txt b/v/634501625.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..34b2e7c845531760ab42e025ffadf5bbee86c1d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634501625.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +----- +--- 634501625 +it's for some edit +--- 634501748 +Here you go, Anon +--- 634501762 +>>634501625 (OP) +--- 634501792 +>>634501748 +thanks +--- 634501820 +looking for the "hidden characters" meme of this classic. +--- 634501829 +>>634501748 +why does it make so many anons seethe? for me it's indifferent +--- 634502417 +>>634502197 +--- 634502498 +>official discord has over 100k members +i didn't expect this many people to be into this grotesque shit +--- 634502527 +>>634502417 +--- 634502675 +>>634502527 +--- 634502878 +>>634502527 +| <| +--- 634502951 +>>634502675 +--- 634503082 +>>634501829 +Most people hop into weg threads to reply "based" to that image and move on. This makes weggies mad. +--- 634503134 +>>634501829 +cuz it derails the thread by people spam replying to it +like me +>>634501748 +fpbp, OP in shambles +--- 634503169 +>>634503082 +we should definitely use this on gacha fans too, they are basically weggies but somehow more pathetic +--- 634503173 +>>634502951 +That's it. Nothing more is possible +--- 634503241 +>>634503173 +here's the 5x5 image +--- 634503371 +>>634501829 +because it's basically the same as posting frogs and wojaks. It's a joke that's been beaten to death. It stopped being funny the 3rd time it was posted. +Maybe we should start posting rage comics again. Or why not even narwals XD +Retards. +--- 634503457 +>>634503371 +Lol U mad Bro? +--- 634503515 +>>634503371 +Trolled Softly. +--- 634503567 +>>634503371 +It'll keep being posted as long as there's a SHITmmertime SHITga thread, deal with it. +>>634501748 +I'm outta here. +--- 634505117 +>>634501748 +based +--- 634505398 +>>634503173 +perfection +--- 634505418 +>>634501748 +tenk ju doktor +--- 634506021 +>>634505907 +I should have guessed +--- 634506383 +>>634501748 +/thread +--- 634506780 +>>634501748 +absolute kekies diff --git a/v/634501734.txt b/v/634501734.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..56dda7b6fb1323f7e2440e843be2da0b3df641dd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634501734.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 634501734 +Why are they so dogshit at making vidya? It's like AAA outsourcing central. +--- 634504021 +>>634501734 (OP) +I don't know this flag +--- 634504091 +>>634501734 (OP) +they're the world leaders and making maps +--- 634504270 +>>634501734 (OP) +Why quebec specifically? +--- 634504424 +>>634501734 (OP) +Name one dev team from this location besides Ubi Montreal +--- 634504502 +>>634501734 (OP) +I liked nuDeus Ex +--- 634504838 +>>634501734 (OP) +We have actual art culture, unlike you anglocucks outside of the province. We make the best music, best movies, best tv shows in the country, best food, and we don’t bow down to the americans like every anglo in the country. We speak our own french dialect, our own languAge, you don’t. You don’t have your own language, you’re an american wanna be, bitch +--- 634504997 +>>634504838 +All of quebec's cultural exports today are things made by anglos in montreal + +That or this lol +--- 634505073 +>>634501734 (OP) +Proximity to America mongrelism, the faggotry of Canadians, and the "culture" (ie being actual cuckolds) of the French, creating an unholy cocktail. +--- 634505107 +>>634504424 +Eidos Montréal +(formerly) CyberConnect 2 Montréal +--- 634507561 +>>634504838 + +basé +--- 634508321 +>>634504838 diff --git a/v/634501735.txt b/v/634501735.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b490f0e651c8a538ed418e8ee8d84726be5309bc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634501735.txt @@ -0,0 +1,167 @@ +----- +--- 634501735 +Never forget what Mass Effect 2 & 3 took away from you. +--- 634501793 +Implying I could. +--- 634501819 +>>634501735 (OP) +Did charm actually do anything? +--- 634501837 +Mass Effect 1 and Dragon Age Origins were the last good bioware games +--- 634501873 +>>634501819 +Exactly what is said it does. Increases dialogue options and gets you a discount at all stores. +--- 634501886 +Mass Effect ia the worst game in the trilogy. +--- 634501914 +>>634501819 +It allowed you to use the higher tier blue options (persuade) +--- 634501931 +desu, I don't think there's any point having that level of stat fuckery in a game like mass effect, where you're just going to play it once and shoot everything anyway. +In a real well designed RPG, where experimenting with different character builds is pretty much the point, sure. +--- 634501935 +>>634501886 +Kys. +--- 634501949 +>>634501735 (OP) +Useless stat bloat? Yeah, I really miss fifteen levels of "increase damage of this skill by 5%". Especially since skills aren't unique and are shared between classes and you end up maxing all of them save for 2-3 you'll never use anyway. +--- 634502026 +>>634501735 (OP) +Dull level up system and a joke of an RPG elements? Yes, i remember. This game was always a TPS and not a good one +--- 634502054 +>>634501949 +>t. +--- 634502160 +>>634502054 +Zoomers are the ones who love putting more points into everything because NOOMBER GO UP +>omg what do you mean I don't have ten skillerino points to distribute on every level up, how else do I know I'm getting stronger? +--- 634502219 +>>634502054 +Thinking more stats = more good, because that's what you've heard classic RPGs were like, makes you the bigger child here, ironically. +Stats should actually serve a purpose beyond just being there. They shouldn't just be there to create an illusion of a deeper game that you aren't playing. +--- 634502270 +>>634501735 (OP) +Shallow linear RPG mechanics? +--- 634502312 +>first aid, medicine, and medic are separate stats +Why? +--- 634502368 +>>634501735 (OP) +We'll bang, okay? +--- 634502392 +>>634501735 (OP) +>moral system +>charm, also known as paragon +Be nice :) +>intimidate, also known as renegade +Be naughty >:) +--- 634502446 +>>634502054 +Let me guess, you loved exploring planet square #35 color: green in the mako, didn't you? +--- 634502537 +>>634502160 +>>634502219 +You unironically have convinced yourself of an imaginary alternate reality because you don't want to accept that you share opinions with zoomers. Modern games have almost entirely done away with point allocations into incremental damage increases like old RPGs and MMORPGs because newer generations prefer fewer, more "impactful" perk-style allocations. See the progression of talents/perks in virtually every major series (including Mass Effect). +--- 634502731 +>>634501837 +>Dragon Age Origins +They had the fucking world in their pocket if they just simply kept to the same system and improved upon it. Instead we got DA2. +--- 634502736 +>>634502537 +You've identified that old games did a thing, that newer games generally don't do, but you have put no thought into when and where that particular feature is actually appropriate. +And it was certainly a thing that old RPGs often had "troll stats" that were basically just there to present an illusion of a deeper game. If you ever levelled up swimming in Deus Ex, the game basically just stole those experience points from you. +--- 634502745 +>>634502537 +Kek, nice try. Almost fell for this bait. +--- 634502889 +>>634501735 (OP) +I've typed a long post some time ago and I don't feel like doing it again. +The short version would be that yes, ME2 has less options than ME. +By one or two, if I remember correctly. +--- 634502931 +>>634502736 +>If you ever levelled up swimming in Deus Ex, the game basically just stole those experience points from you. +Only because it was irrelevant to the final game. When the stat block was created there were probably expectations there'd be use out of it. +--- 634502975 +>>634501735 (OP) +A bunch of retarded useless shit that had zero impact on the game? +--- 634503070 +>>634501735 (OP) +Yeah the equipment bloat, stat boosts that increase your damage 2% per level or duration by 0.5s and 3 maps for all side content. +--- 634503073 +>>634502931 +And that's an oversight, and something that it's good for developers to catch before the game ships. +--- 634503096 +the scifi aesthetic peaked with mass effect 1 +--- 634503389 +>>634503073 +No argument there, but it's not deliberate sabotage or theft. +A lot of similar things happened during that era of development though. At least then it used to be laughed off as "shit happens" as there were relatively few eyes on the project. +--- 634503459 +>>634502054 +Only zoomers think Mass Effect 1 ever had good RPG mechanics +If was unironically more shallow than the sequels, with no build variety whasoever +--- 634503864 +https://youtu.be/e3lpuySO6T4 [Embed] +--- 634504613 +>>634502312 +Because Medic is a specialization. A somewhat weak one. +--- 634504721 +>>634503459 +>no build variety whasoever +>whasoever +They are called "specializations". Feel free to backpedal into +>b-but they don't matter much +--- 634505561 +>>634504721 +>"specializations" +I've beat ME1 in legendary difficulty about half a dozen times and I can confidently say that no matter what build or decisions you've made through the game, the entire gameplay boils down to maxxing one weapon (assault rifle/shotgun since sniper is a fucking joke) and one power. Literally nothing else matters, it's the entire same thing no matter how much thought you put into all that stats distribution. On the other hand, choosing a different class at the beginning of ME2 and ME3 will make a massive difference for the entire game, especially on harder difficulty settings. Less options yet each of them offers way more possibilities than in ME1. +--- 634505617 +>>634505561 +>since sniper is a fucking joke +>and one power +LMAO +Keep telling yourself those lies to sleep better, casual. +--- 634505651 +may Allah forgive, but I really enjoy the entire trilogy +--- 634505757 +>>634505651 +Nothing wrong with that unless you're also okay with retarded story/world changes in 2 and 3. They're different games and even different genres (but all hybrids, obviously). The mix of FPS and RPG in the latter games has different proportions. +--- 634505947 +>>634505757 +I think I've also become progressively more braindead with age, as I replayed Dragon Age II recently and had a decent time. But to be fair, I also know what to expect this time. I was livid when it was released +--- 634506054 +>>634505651 +>I really enjoy the entire trilogy +They all have massive flaws and are ultimately a missed opportunity +Too bad there's basically nothing else like it +--- 634506091 +>>634505947 +Liking different genres for what they are is fine. I haven't played DA games past the original because I didn't want single-player MMOs but maybe they're good at it, who knows. +--- 634506902 +>>634505651 +That's normal. Only a small number of extremely nitpicky people dislike specific Mass Effect games. +>>634505947 +>Dragon Age II +Our standards are different now and we're way less naïve these days, so now it feels like the game's overhated but it also comes from the first entry being very overrated. Kinda the same with Mass Effect where the elements of it are pretty mediocre on their own but it's a charming game that is yet to be surpassed. Back in the day I thought we'll be drowning in ME clones in the coming decade but there's just nothing. +--- 634507058 +>>634501735 (OP) +soul. suck the series went "mainstream" +--- 634507224 +>>634501735 (OP) +I lament the loss of RPG depth, but at the same time I really enjoyed the paragon/renegade prompt system and the better written characters. So if I have to choose between them I'm choosing Tali every damn time. +--- 634507283 +ME2 just integrated that into the upgrades system it ended up the same or even better maxed out +--- 634507416 +>>634507224 +Renegade male Shep in ME2 is an absolute blast, but he's a little too psycho in ME3 +--- 634507536 +>>634501735 (OP) +I like all 3 games and enjoy how they are different. If they were identical, you faggots would then be bitching about how they are too identical just like you clowns do with Tears of The Kingdom. +--- 634507715 +>>634507416 +Renegade Shep in ME3 is basically just a cartoon villian. Instead of Renegade being used to push boundries or give another, more extreme, option, the people behind ME3 just saw red = bad and left it at that like the absolute dumbasses they are. +--- 634507981 +>>634501735 (OP) +>Never forget what Mass Effect 2 & 3 took away from you. +This is what pissed me off the most about the sequels. ME3 did a better job at it than ME2, but I really wanted an RPG, and I expected them to lean further into that, not turn it into Gears of War with force powers. diff --git a/v/634501786.txt b/v/634501786.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e888ff3f2b6eadb1b750ef33a9235fe163ab05b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634501786.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 634501786 +Post icons/mascots of vidya games. +--- 634501978 +>>634501786 (OP) +>sex thread +Go back to your general +--- 634502106 +>>634501786 (OP) +Is that secret sex magic? +--- 634502112 +>>634501978 +cope +--- 634502284 +>>634502106 +yes +--- 634502487 +>>634502284 +Spooky +--- 634502894 +>>634502487 +yes be spooked +--- 634502952 +>>634501978 +--- 634503453 +spooky sex thread is spooky +--- 634504446 +>>634503453 +sexghost +--- 634504915 +The thread is too spooky, its owa ru. +--- 634505409 +Crosswaves 2 when? +--- 634505807 +Sex thread? +--- 634506247 +>>634505807 +>>634504915 +yes! +--- 634506987 +>>634506623 +SEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE NAKED? diff --git a/v/634502415.txt b/v/634502415.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5ef09c130486d032f3c4d7dbd6f42191cd0ec24f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634502415.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634502415 +>it's a physics based puzzle +>cannot grab object or use both hands +--- 634502539 +why didn't ethan just take a piece of wood from one brazier and put it in the other? +--- 634502632 +>>634502415 (OP) +>guy gets both hands cut off +>why can't he use both his hands +--- 634502636 +At least it's not DMC3 +--- 634502662 +>>634502415 (OP) +dmc 3 had a puzzle like that and it pissed me off +--- 634503075 +>>634502662 +2 Starfalls and it's over in a pinch +--- 634504956 +>The game itself is a physics based puzzle +Does anyone even remember? +--- 634505152 +>>634504956 +Yeah, it was really fun in coop because you could endlessly bully everyone as the wizard. +--- 634506883 +>>634503075 +You'll still have to account for the physics of the objects. diff --git a/v/634502619.txt b/v/634502619.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..85f837090a9685b140c1fde4246d3c5059fe7b98 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634502619.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 634502619 +https://videocardz.com/newz/asus-rog-ally-gaming-console-to-feature-amd-ryzen-7-7840u-zen4-rdna3-apu +>Zen 4 CPU +>8.29 TFLOP RDNA3 GPU +>dedicated AI engine +>rumored to be price matching 512GB Deck +>will be available at retail +Steam keks and GPD chinks in shambles +--- 634502672 +>>634502619 (OP) +399 +--- 634502710 +>>634502619 (OP) +>15 minute battery life +--- 634502789 +>>634502619 (OP) +>More people using steam to buy games +???? +Does /v/ also shitting itself when they realized Alyx also playable with Memebook VR headset and not exclusive to Index? +--- 634502823 +HD handhelds can't really exist until we have solid state batteries that we can put into everything. Li batteries are just too low capacity for anything above 720p with modern graphics, and even that's pushing it. +--- 634502867 +shame about the lack of touchpads, or at the very least one on the right - I honestly can't stomach first person games on stick since I tried the out on a Deck +>dedicated AI engine +why in the world would I need this on a gaming device +--- 634503335 +>>634502823 +Wrong +My fucking phone has a 7000mAh battery and it's the size of Deck's screen - while Deck has a 5300mAh battery +5300 on an x86 gaming device is just puny no matter how you look at it, so obviously battery life suffers +--- 634503349 +>>634502867 +This. Fps games are unplayable without touchpads. +--- 634503391 +>>634503349 +Also any games that use primarily mouse like rts and such +--- 634503418 +>>634503335 +That'll give you what, a continuous 3 hours playing a modern game vs 2.5? Solid state will give us 10x the battery life. +--- 634503585 +>>634503335 +Phones do not operate under continuous load like a dedicated vidya device. It's the reason a phone doesn't need a fan or other large cooling solution but the Deck does. Your phone with that size battery will last you a long time because you're not trying to play Elden Ring on it. The Deck with that size battery will still need a recharge after one sitting. +--- 634504982 +>>634502619 (OP) +>$2k price sticker +calling it now, mega corps like Valve and Nintendo can eat the costs but mid level corps always price shit way higher and if those specs are accurate it will be 2k min +--- 634505348 +>>634504982 +>steamie thinks valve is a bigger company than asus +--- 634505669 +>>634502619 (OP) +>rumored to be price matching 512GB Deck +--- 634505787 +>still no price +It's gotta be more than $1k, no? +--- 634505849 +>>634502619 (OP) +>dedicated AI engine +smells like shit for autists +--- 634506661 +>>634502619 (OP) +This has to be fake it's... +>ASUS +yep, Steam is fucked. There are a lot of companies who just lie or who deliver a shit quality. BUT, Asus already produces +>GPUs +>FUCKING MOTHERBOARDS +>Monitors +>power supplies +It's unironically over. At this point Asus is just repackaging their hardware. Of all companies on earth, Asus was literally the only one who already produces "PC handheld consoles" for over a decade. + +When I first heard of a Steam competitor, I thought it was just a shit tier joke, because of how few companies are even capable to compete. But now it turns out that the company behind this handheld is the company which was already capable with Steam a decade ago. + +Unironically, EVERYTHING depends on the price. The literal only question is how Asus wants to make their "totally not a PC Switch with actual hardware" profitable. Steam has literally the whole PC games on their pockets, while Asus doesn't really have any other way to sell additional software. + +The only way Asus can really compete is if Google, Amazon, and other giants substitute the console with money and in return get their launchers on there on day one. Steam has an insane competitive advantage and therefore the substitution should be legally justified. +--- 634506823 +i hope your thermonuclear thingy will be good, valve needs some competition, they can't keep on winning by doing the bare minimum. +--- 634507554 +>>634502710 +No reason to assume it won't have a battery life similar to the 6800u consoles on the market though with much better performance. +>>634502823 +It depends heavily on the game but if performance really is 50% better than the Deck at 15w than I can see many of past modern AAA games able to run at 1080p, low settings, 30fps when set to 15w (about 2 hours battery life). Though realistically that 1080p screen will be better for indie / older games. +--- 634507787 +>>634502619 (OP) +>No touchpads +>No Sale diff --git a/v/634502775.txt b/v/634502775.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c6753633f10900b68b078a662d4bbb7b0c1fe061 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634502775.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 634502775 +Kaine doesn't have a peni- +--- 634502850 +Futa is gay +--- 634503179 +>>634502850 +vaginas can never be gay, troon +--- 634503231 +Me on the left +--- 634504623 +>>634502850 +Yeah I am bi that's why I like it +--- 634504680 +>>634502775 (OP) +it's like a super important part of her character. +She was teased relentlessly for having a cock. +--- 634504830 +>>634502775 (OP) +I wanna lick her back4xh82p +--- 634505894 +>>634504623 +proof? +--- 634505968 +>>634502775 (OP) +I want her to shove her cock down my throat. +--- 634506301 +>>634502961 +--- 634506352 +>>634504623 +so you want to fuck men? +--- 634506515 +>>634506352 +I don't understand what part of "I am Bi" had confused you. + +>>634505894 +Proof of what? +--- 634506983 +>>634502775 (OP) +Imagine her testosterone levels and sperm count +--- 634507160 +>>634506515 +proof of your bisexuality . +--- 634507838 +>>634506983 +No canon evidence for testicles +--- 634508078 +>>634507160 +Not gonna porn dump for you +--- 634508302 +>>634508078 +is that something you do often? +--- 634508436 +>>634508302 +No I have never done it and don't intend to start diff --git a/v/634502815.txt b/v/634502815.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fcc238246dd5522b750cc5afbaf9802f237ffbbb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634502815.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 634502815 +Good morning sirs. I luv Fallout 3 pls redeem. DO NOT REEDEEM FALLOUT NV SIRS1!1! +--- 634503708 +>>634502815 (OP) +I hate fallout 3 with passion but this is just painfully unfunny +--- 634504914 +>>634503708 +>I hate fallout 3 with passion +just say you're a tranny and that's enough +--- 634507690 +holy shit this is still a thing? diff --git a/v/634503250.txt b/v/634503250.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..260f0379a7c97af111772b893951fa24afed4378 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503250.txt @@ -0,0 +1,158 @@ +----- +--- 634503250 +>FFI +>FFII +>FFIII +>FFIV +>FFV +>FFVI +>FFVII +>FFVIII +>FFIX +>FFX +>FFXI +>FFXII +>FFXIII +>FFXIV +>FFXV +>FFXVI +--- 634503275 +>>634503250 (OP) +What is it? +--- 634503338 +>>634503250 (OP) +kek +--- 634503342 +This is why JPRG is a slur. +--- 634503406 +>>634503250 (OP) +FINAL FANTASY X IS GOOD I HOPE THIS ISN'T SOME PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BULLSHIT HATING ON X. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING AND FULL OF SOUL +--- 634503668 +Let me guess, Roman Numerals are le bad? +--- 634503814 +>SFII +>SFIII +>SFIV +>SFV +>SF6 +>>634503668 +yes, capcom thinks zoomers don't know about them anymore +--- 634503858 +I doubt 95% of v beat more than 3% FF games +--- 634503906 +>>634503250 (OP) +>roman numerals +Give me ONE just 1 good reason to use them. It doesn't make sense +--- 634503951 +Why so many games? +--- 634503990 +>>634503668 +They are bad. Literally only one scenario where it saves you time, x instead of 10. XIII is 2 letters longer than 13, what value does it provide in exchange for the added letterage +--- 634504070 +>>634503406 +X sucks ass and paved the way for even worse games in the series. +--- 634504075 +>>634503250 (OP) +Xbox (console) +Xbox 360 +Xbox One +Xbox Series S +Xbox Series X + +Kingdlm Hearts +--- 634504156 +Call Of Duty: Black Ops +Call Of Duty: Black Ops II +Call Of Duty: Black Ops III +Call Of Duty: Black Ops IIII +--- 634504335 +KH +KHCoM +KHII +KHRe:CoM +KHCoded +KH358/2D +KHBbS +KHRe:Coded +KH3D +KH1.5R +KHX +KH2.5R +KH2.8FCP +KHIII +KHDR +KHMoM +KHML +KHIV +--- 634504464 +>>634503250 (OP) +>have to add all that shit into my spam filter + +i wish every final fantasy poster would kill himself +--- 634504847 +>>634503250 (OP) +>FFI +masterpiece +>FFII +shit +>FFIII +okay +>FFIV +masterpiece +>FFV +okay +>FFVI +masterpiece +>FFVII +masterpiece +>FFVIII +great +>FFIX +average +>FFX +best game ever made +>FFXI +good +>FFXII +good +>FFXIII +great +>FFXIV +great +>FFXV +excellent but missing that something to push it into masterpiece territory +>FFXVI +one of the games of all time +--- 634505397 +>>634503906 +Looks better with the Amano art. +--- 634505513 +>13 is now regarded as good +what +--- 634505595 +>>634503990 +less different symbols to remember +--- 634505840 +>>634505513 +By who, exactly? Anonymous bait doesn’t count +--- 634506489 +>>634503990 +>xiii is 2 letters longer than 13 +--- 634506804 +>>634503250 (OP) +>FFI +>FFII +>FFIII +>FFIV +>FFV +>FFVI +>FFVII +>FFVIII +>FFIX +>FFX +>FFXI +>FFXII +>FFXIII +>FFXIV +>FFXV +>FFXVI diff --git a/v/634503354.txt b/v/634503354.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..844cb7695a39d8a6ac03e5602249bf59f65a3471 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503354.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 634503354 +It's Morgin time +--- 634503680 +>>634503354 (OP) +--- 634504410 +Morgana would be completely redeemed if Atlus added a playable minigame where you could rape his plushy cat butt +--- 634505247 +cat sex +--- 634505856 +>>634504410 +Morgana would be redeemed if they made him a girl like his name suggests. +--- 634505932 +>>634504410 +Then he sits on your face and makes you clean his ass and balls with your tongue. +--- 634506271 +Why are you people like this +--- 634506359 +>>634506271 +Because cat erotic and in need of human penis correction for his brattish attitude. +--- 634506741 +>>634503354 (OP) +behead all who insults Morgana +--- 634506876 +>>634503354 (OP) +Stupid sexy cat. +--- 634507119 +>>634506876 +I want him to serve me milk! +--- 634508143 +>>634506271 +belly owo diff --git a/v/634503415.txt b/v/634503415.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..491bc14d47dc0612372321a15c8a8494172ee3de --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503415.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 634503415 +This map is so empty, and yet... I always have the feeling like I'm not alone on this map, as if someone was watching me +Scary... +--- 634503546 +I am watching you. +--- 634503576 +zoomers be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8ZVAw8tD_k [Embed] +--- 634503641 +Is that... a large empty space? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAANE SAVE ME FAUCI-SAMA +--- 634503910 +>>634503415 (OP) +OP is a fag +--- 634504001 +>>634503910 +AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 634504435 +IS THAT THE PNG OF A FACE FOLLOWING ME???? +OH MY REDDIT I AM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF SAVE ME TWITCH MAN MAKE 20 EPISODES LORE VIDEOS PLLLLLLLLLLLLS +--- 634504961 +>>634503415 (OP) +--- 634504992 +>>634504961 +>wield tool +--- 634505031 +>>634504961 +L I M M E N +--- 634506106 +>>634504992 +it do be like that, fr +--- 634506801 +>>634503415 (OP) +Are there ANY good Gmod horror shit? +--- 634506997 +>>634503415 (OP) +what's your favourite weapon from the MWbase, anons? diff --git a/v/634503506.txt b/v/634503506.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bf552e114d69fde476a98aa555056618eec198a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503506.txt @@ -0,0 +1,92 @@ +----- +--- 634503506 +>boomers claim to have PTSD from this +--- 634503587 +It do be scary fr +--- 634503594 +and you have ptsd from being called a he +--- 634503723 +>>634503506 (OP) +whypipo be like +--- 634503818 +>>634503506 (OP) +>"he don't bite" +--- 634504085 +>>634503506 (OP) +You wouldn't get it zoomlet +--- 634504191 +>>634503506 (OP) +REmake fucked up this scene hard. +--- 634504319 +>>634503506 (OP) +nigger you're afraid of a robot bear, shut the fuck up +--- 634505569 +This makes zoomies shit and piss themselves +--- 634506317 +>>634503506 (OP) +--- 634506403 +>>634503818 +>my angel is wonderful for the kids, would never hurt a fly +--- 634506404 +>Is that... an empty room? +>AAAAAAAAAHHHHH NIGGERMAN +--- 634506417 +>zoomers claim to have PTSD from this +--- 634506520 +>>634506417 +It's not even surprising. Their brains are wired on constant scroooling, pixels changing every second, ads everywhere. +When you introduce them to a calm scene without much going on, they start pissing and shitting. +--- 634506526 +>>634505569 +>this makes weebs hard +--- 634506527 +>>634503506 (OP) +>zoomers claim to have PTSD from this +--- 634506559 +>>634503506 (OP) +It was the sound cue for me. +--- 634506792 +>>634503506 (OP) +My dad sent me this game while he was in the military. I was just 8 and I didn't know it was a horror game since he just sent me the disc.. +--- 634506890 +>>634506520 +--- 634506980 +>>634506792 +Based father trying to inject the right amount of trauma in his kid +--- 634506995 +>>634503506 (OP) +No I'm 33 year old boomer and only played the series from 2 onwards. +--- 634507043 +>>634504085 +Clowns aren't scary, you pussy boomer +--- 634507076 +AYOOOO BRUH THIS SHIT'S SPOOKY FRFR +--- 634507227 +>>634506792 +I played it exactly up to the scene in the OP as a kid and then sharted. Only played through it in my 20s. +Had a similar experience with Dino Crisis 2. +>WOW I will play as a Dinosaur +>You have to kill Dinosaurs +--- 634507257 +>>634506890 +Me except I get paranoid, thinking there's dogs or hobos or bugs coming after me. I travel in packs to da woods now +--- 634507280 +The zombie introduction in the 2002 Resident Evil film is far more atmospheric and creepy than the RE1 turning zombie. Same with the zombie dog. Same with pretty much everything else. +https://youtube.com/watch?v=y4vy7DVhx-s&pp=ygUcUmVzaWRlbnQgZXZpbCBvZmZpY2Ugd29ya2Vycw%3D%3D [Embed] +--- 634507287 +>>634506417 +This will forever be t-spawn from cs_office with no furniture +--- 634507329 +>>634506526 +It makes me gag, actually, like I imagine the water being comprised entirely of bodily fluids. I get the same involuntary response when I see shimapan, because I imagine them just crusted over with dried cum, literally only trannies wear those anymore +--- 634507503 +Zoomers quit the game after seeing this +--- 634507524 +>>634507329 +>This is your brain on porn addiction +--- 634507795 +>>634507524 +I don't know what you're on about, I'm clearly in recovery. Smokers would kill to become physically revulsed by cigarette smoke. +--- 634508147 +>>634503506 (OP) +Times were very different back then, now everyone is desensitized to gore. diff --git a/v/634503602.txt b/v/634503602.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1712956129077ac74e1068ffb50d276726251771 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503602.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 634503602 +>constant homo jokes in game +>later killing off all cast in most humiliating way +what are the implications of that? Is this the response to GTA 4 reception, that wasnt that good on release than it now? +--- 634503658 +gta 4 was shit and we all shall forget it. only zoomers liked it, because it was their first game. +--- 634505141 +>>634503658 +Dilate +--- 634505482 +>>634503658 +>i have shit taste +thanks for telling us +--- 634505881 +>>634505141 +>>634505482 +>war is le bad story +>floaty boat physic for cars +>no planes +>no fun, only grey city +>no side activites beyond bowling with your shitty, annoying cousin +>shitty collectables +>shit music +>shit radio talk +>shitty characters. everyone is annoying +>no tanks, no jets +>no big army weapons +t. game +--- 634506483 +>>634503602 (OP) +The dlcs are over the top all the time. The weaponry is too heavy and nothing feels impactful. Niko's story was actually good, but the entire game is just too easy. +--- 634506821 +>>634503602 (OP) +I really enjoyed this DLC, moreso than BoGT once the novelty of the parachute wore off. I was really immersed in the goings on of the biker wars and the brotherhood between Johnny and his closest allies, and how others like Billie or Brian(?) essentially fucked the whole thing up. I always thought TLaD was the most RDR-feeling story in GTA. Also helping out that politician for him to then later on pay you back in the final mission was pretty sweet and made it feel like Johnny grew up in the world, as did the subtextual character growth where everything that goes wrong in the story starts with Ashley involving the gang in the diamonds business because Johnny was unable to say no to her; but he finally learns to do so at the very end of the game to close off that chapter of his life. +Then GTAV had to undo it all because that game can't get anything mechanically or narratively right. At least it's bad enough especially with the Online burden that it's easy to ignore it exists. diff --git a/v/634503675.txt b/v/634503675.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2a6bcd52ae8151cd5aaec75dbae6f2c2201bbb05 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503675.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634503675 +Apparently this rule doesn't exist anymore. There's a retarded faggot who posts the entire twist of RE8 without tags and his thread will hit bump limit. I personally don't care because I finished the game and it's awful anyway, but it illustrates my point perfectly. + +Honestly I had so many games ruined by this shitty board over the years already (Persona 4 comes to mind). It's honestly not worth it to have good games ruined just to shitpost. + +Jannies you don't the very minimum to make this board functional, do you know that? Jesus Christ. This is the very basic, the fact that I have to create a thread about this is insane. +--- 634503849 +>>634503675 (OP) +well since you dont care +[<{(spoiler)}>] +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_Village +[<{(/spoiler)}>] +--- 634503883 +Retard don't talk about a game before you've finished it if you want to avoid spoilers. + +Especially if it's older than a week +--- 634503929 +>>634503675 (OP) +re8 came out 2 years ago +you had your chance +--- 634504019 +>>634503675 (OP) +/v/ rules only apply to Nintendo. Blame ABIB if anyone +--- 634504179 +>>634503675 (OP) +Jannies are useless niggerfaggots, news at 11. +--- 634504296 +>>634503883 +I have to read the catalog first retard. Besides the troglodytes here spoil with their op images as well. +>>634503929 +Yeah just consume everything within a week +--- 634506548 +Bump diff --git a/v/634503727.txt b/v/634503727.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0a8b0efdf84a1c6208bd390d92013e358b920233 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503727.txt @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +----- +--- 634503727 +There will never be a character like her again +--- 634503797 +>AYYLMAO +--- 634503823 +There will never be a human being like that again, too. +--- 634503846 +>>634503727 (OP) +It's like one of those images when a person transforms into a furry +--- 634503862 +jews really hate beauty huh +--- 634503885 +>>634503727 (OP) +aaah, so this is the legendary "femcel" i heard so much about +--- 634505236 +>>634503727 (OP) +what about Sarah ? +--- 634506334 +>>634503727 (OP) +I really fucking hate her creepy ass I DONT HAVE A HUMAN SOUL Eyes. +>huge forehead, no lips +They cast such a ugly actress for her. +--- 634506427 +>>634503727 (OP) +This but unironically +--- 634506583 +>>634503727 (OP) +--- 634506613 +>>634506334 +i think she’s on the spectrum which explains why she fell for the trans meme so easily +--- 634506636 +>>634506583 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvc7ikAKCoo [Embed] +--- 634506897 +She looks like she's got Down's Syndrome +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVKv7-Q3p7A [Embed] +--- 634506981 +>>634503727 (OP) +bitch looks like Steven Segal and Zuckerburg had sex +--- 634507000 +>>634506897 +she 1000% has FAS diff --git a/v/634503784.txt b/v/634503784.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f4b89abd839e24385be6a66ad717fbc7cc6d90c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503784.txt @@ -0,0 +1,200 @@ +----- +--- 634503784 +>PSVR2 sold 10% of what Sony projected +>PC VR isn't taking off either +Why won't gaymers play in VR? Are they THAT fat? +--- 634504017 +>>634503784 (OP) +Why sony didn't include vrchat with it ? Its weird considering how popular it is in Japan +--- 634504030 +>falling for the vr meme in 2023. +How can people be THIS stupid? +--- 634504057 +>>634503875 +>it's le bad... because it is!! +Woah... I guess I don't want that depth perception after all +--- 634504083 +>>634503784 (OP) +too expensive +--- 634504185 +>>634504030 +>it was bad 7 years ago so it's bad now +Why is /v/ full of luddites who don't even follow tech? You can get boku no pico 4 for like 300 bucks and it's a huge upgrade over index. Technology moves on, headsets aren't heavy anymore, their resolution isn't shit and they're not expensive. If your excuse is +>b-b-but they were!! +then you're mentally ill +--- 634504215 +>>634503784 (OP) +>macroeconomy in the worst state since 2008 +>vr heaset worth more than the console needed to play it on +>no pc compatibility +>no backwards compatibility +>1 tech demo to play and bothing else (horizon) +Wow wonder why its flopping +--- 634504272 +>>634504083 +300 bucks gets you top of the line PC headset. Let me guess, you need to see apple/nintendo logo slapped on it? +--- 634504287 +>>634504017 +This. No vrchat means no Jap would touch it with a 10 foot pole +--- 634504540 +>>634504215 +Worth it for GT if you're a GTfag. Better than buying a wheel +--- 634505150 +>>634503784 (OP) +oh no, so we're stuck with shitty mobile VR for the next 5+ years? thanks zuckerburg +--- 634505193 +>>634504215 +No BC is insane. What were they thinking +--- 634505242 +>>634503784 (OP) +Gimmick like 3D and the motion camera controller shit few years ago. +Doesn't make shit games better. +--- 634505321 +Nobody buys headsets, so nobody develops big games for VR. Nobody develops big games, so nobody buys the headsets. It's just gimmick stuff you show somebody one time, or something niche like sim racing or porn +--- 634505379 +>>634504185 +The only enjoyable VR game is Beat Saber, and that's still not worth the pricetag. +--- 634505493 +>>634503784 (OP) +>what can we do to make our new VR headset sell? +>make it more expensive than the console itself and have it be incompatible with titles and content from our first VR headset? +>you're a genius! +Sasuga Jim Ryan +--- 634505563 +>>634504185 +It's bad now because Valve let Zuckbot take control of the market and now headset exclusive content is the norm in a market that barely has any decent content to go around. +--- 634505953 +>>634503784 (OP) +Because VR gaming sucks except for a few games. VR glasses cost as much as a low- to mid-tier gaming PC and if you also want to play on PC instead of a console, you also need suitable hardware which can also cost as much as the VR glasses themselves. It is a niche hobby for enthusiasts and porn addicts. However, there are other fields than gaming where VR may become established. +--- 634505992 +>be 40yo balding old man +>no longer interested in bing bang wahoo action games +>play chill management shit like Skylines, 4x games and isometric grindfests like Disgaea +>negative interest in wearing a thingamajig on my sweaty face to play gimmick party game tier tech demos +That about sums it. +--- 634506076 +>>634505493 +I’ve been saying this over and over but someone needs to replace him, and while he’s walking out with all of his shit and his fancy chair just shoot him or stab him 27 times on the back +He’s done so much damage not only to the brand but to the industry as well +--- 634506119 +>>634505193 +From what some anon on here said, no BC because of the new VR controllers. +--- 634506151 +>>634503784 (OP) +>Why won't gaymers play in VR? Are they THAT fat? +It literally says why in the article. +--- 634506216 +>>634505193 +I understand why there’s no backwards compatibility with the new tech, but it’s the only reason I haven’t bought one. I’ll buy one on sale in a couple years when there’s actually some games to play on it +--- 634506395 +>>634503784 (OP) +550$? I've spent this much on my cumpooter upgrades excluding case and monitors (fine, with mobo it was closer to 620ish) +And for what, 1.5 games that i sure as fuck won't be paying 69.99$ per? Not the best investment-in-fun right now (i've said the same thing 2-3 years ago) +--- 634506460 +>make arguably the best VR headset on the market +>LOCK IT TO PS5 ONLY +Only Sony can be this retarded I swear to god. +--- 634506571 +...isn't that market already adopted-out? Enthusiasts went first with Vives and Indexes and Rifts and shit, and then everyone who needed slightly more convincing got mopped up by the Quest2 doing standalone games and wireless pcvr for cheap. + +After the Q2's value proposition, everyone who wanted a headset pretty much has had one long enough to let it collect dust at one point. I get that Sony's used to people buying hardware for a meager one or two games, but that anomaly doesn't extend to this apparently, lol. +--- 634506608 +>>634506460 +>make arguably the best console on the market +>LOCK IT SO WE CANT INSTALL WINDOWS + +Fag +--- 634506650 +>>634503784 (OP) + +>Release VR headset +>Didn't beg Gaben to port HL:Alyx +>Didn't suck his dick +>Didn't offer to cover all expenses and take no profit from game sales + +It's not even like it would be that hard. Valve has never cared about muh exclusivity to PC. I'm sure they could have worked something out. It's the only must-have AAA VR game. Retarded. + +I realise Sony will never offer PC drivers but that's the only way it's going to sell more. +--- 634506673 +>>634503784 (OP) +Glad this fad is finally over, can't wait for the AR meme to also fail +--- 634506690 +>>634506571 +It doesn't extend because they don't have a killer multi-player title. All of those right now are on everything but psvr 2. +--- 634506770 +>>634504185 +And somehow the gameplay is the same shit as 7 years ago... +--- 634506860 +>>634503784 (OP) +Good news though, the new Horizon VR game managed to sell 1o million copies +>Source: Sony +--- 634506969 +>>634503784 (OP) +Do they really think I want to move anything beside my fingers? +--- 634506974 +>>634506608 +VR isn't a console, it's an accessory. I use Dualshock 5 and Quest 2 with my PC, why wouldn't I be able to use a Sony VR headset? +--- 634507051 +because VR communities are riddled with tranis looking for children to groom, just take a look at /vrg/ +>tranis using voice changers +>tranis posting their ugly troons +>tranis not letting people join the instances unless you join their discord and add the head trani to your friend list +yeah, no thanks +--- 634507123 +Why anyone would buy psvr is beyond me. It's a dead piece of hardware. Quest is a better buy for less. +--- 634507214 +>>634506974 + +Obviously they're selling it at or even below cost with the idea of software sales making up for that. + +They will never release PC drivers and the community is not exactly optimistic about reverse engineering them. +--- 634507271 +>>634507123 +And the Pico is a better buy than the Quest. +--- 634507321 +>>634503784 (OP) +>The economy just isn't stable enough +Or, no one wants to spend just as much on a tethered peripheral as the console itself +--- 634507565 +>>634503784 (OP) +>PSVR2 sold 10% of what Sony projected +PS5 costs 1k usd in my country +--- 634507657 +>Release a no games accessory that costs more than the no games machine it requires +>WTF WHY DID IT FLOP? +Whoa... +What a mystery, I simply can't figure this one out. +--- 634507680 +>>634503875 +this picture always cracks me up. it has all the thing missing from today's meme: irony, absurdity, and a non wojak edit +--- 634507701 +>>634507271 +>buyeing tiktok chink shit that won't be updated in 2 years +--- 634507798 +>>634503784 (OP) +VR needs its Iphone moment, until then it's just not going to catch on with general audiences. +--- 634508005 +>>634503784 (OP) +Disillusioned early adopter here + +First, the tech of the time when it first came out really wasn't quite there yet, arguably it still isn't. The resolution wasn't great, and processing power still fell short. +The other is the games, which simply suck. When VR had its re-emergence, I imagined a future dominated by great adventure games, of unmatched immersion, of multiplayer games with amazing degrees of control and interactivity. Such games didn't happen. +Even with its limitations, Mk.1 Vive-era VR actually should've been capable of doing this, but a lack of budgets (caused by the small market) and inspiration (caused by modern devs being devoid of creativity) meant that the "killer app" for VR never came out. Even HL:A is really quite half-assed. + +It's really telling that Beat Saber of all things became the most successful VR game. It's a fucking minigame, it's like more high-fidelity Wii shovelware. VR became stuck in a world of tech demos, shitty Counter-Strike clones (rather than any sort of FPS game of real ambition) and irony-laden office simulators. None of these things have the potential to sell a large amount of hardware. +Standalone VR headsets also have been a massive bad influence because they further sabotage processing power and encourage devs to make more minigames and tech demos. +The actual best VR experiences are all just flatscreen games that translate well, i.e. flight and driving simulators. It's fucking sad. + +The biggest problem in VR's early days was fucking Valve itself, and their fear mongering about motion sickness and locomotion. This was massive self-sabotage that continues to hold back VR game design even to this day, and it has massively affected VR's ability to ever sell, years after Black Dante from the Devil May Cry series put classic locomotion into Onward and proved that it works great, that it is the most immersive option, and that it only makes obese boomers sick. +--- 634508010 +>>634503784 (OP) +It's a shitty gimmick just like the Sega 32x, the Kinect, the 3D screen of the 3DS, the WiiU gamepad etc. +But for some reason still has tryhard defenders like all of them. +--- 634508016 +Make it work with Steam VR and they could hicke up the price. +--- 634508153 +>>634508010 +>But for some reason still has tryhard defenders like all of them. +--- 634508158 +>>634507123 +Yeah you get no versatility on console, you're just locked down to what games there are. What's the point diff --git a/v/634503817.txt b/v/634503817.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..631b2ea3c19e643ebe49027686f6f589e0bb97b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503817.txt @@ -0,0 +1,108 @@ +----- +--- 634503817 +We truly didn't appreciate how good we used to have it. +>job identity +>quality and quantity content +>no delays +>ultimates that weren't designed by masochists +>last time a handful of raid fights tried something different +>Triumph, nuff said +--- 634503961 +>>634503817 (OP) +It was better than heavensward +--- 634504034 +>>634503817 (OP) +It was complete shit. Only the Monster Hunter Rathalos crossover and Kefka was cool. Everything else was trash +--- 634504053 +>>634503817 (OP) +the only positive thing in that post wast triumph because the arr/hw boss themes sucked +stormblood is still as shit as it was on release and it's hilarious to me that people post about bad thing good on here but it's fucking /v/ of all places +--- 634504405 +>>634504034 +>>634504053 +5.3oids forever upset they missed out on peak XIV. +--- 634505365 +>>634503817 (OP) +>Every XIV or WoW thread +and lalapic guaranteed +--- 634505492 +it also had Lyse Sext, the WoL's canon wife +--- 634505585 +>>634503817 (OP) +4.x was peak DRK, there I said it +--- 634505674 +>>634505585 +I *Dark Arts* agree *Dark Arts* it *Dark Arts* was *Dark Arts* really *Dark Arts* fun +--- 634506102 +>>634505674 +>high APM tank that needs to balance it's mana on constant DA use while also leaving enough for TBN +I remember one roulette during 5.1 where DA was brought up and everyone was laughing because we all missed it from current DRK despite DA spam being pretty divisive. +--- 634506281 +>>634506102 +I was being serious with that post btw, it was the only tank I played back then +--- 634506747 +>>634503817 (OP) +True. Shadowbringers pre-patch was the definitive climax before the decline +--- 634507049 +>>634503817 (OP) +14 has never been good +--- 634507281 +>>634505585 +Agree just for the fact that it was virtually immortal in dungeons with the Quietus + Abyssal Drain combo +--- 634507369 +>Ruined MCH +Dogshit expansion +--- 634507504 +>>634503817 (OP) +Stormblood will always be the best expansion in my book. +t. gameplayfag +--- 634507505 +>When SB released +>"WAAAH ITS SO SHIT GAME IS DEAD DONT PLAY I HATE LYSE REEEE" +>New players don't play +>Subs Tank +>SE Forced to take the game in new direction + +Only yourself to blame, regardless, game is thriving and 5x more successful than it was in the pre ShB era, so you lost. +--- 634507601 +>>634507369 +>casting bullets +Go play DoM fag +--- 634507667 +>>634507281 +I miss abyssal drain spam so much. +--- 634507697 +>>634507601 +do you actually even use your gun aside from 2 actions? don't much use mostly gadgets they pull out their asses +--- 634507698 +Y'shtola is best XIV. +--- 634507712 +>Endwalker turns out to be a sleeper expansion +>GAME IS BAD + +I don't get it, if 7.0 is shit then I can be secure in knowing how fall XIV has fallen +--- 634507802 +>>634507697 +You use it for heat blast so you still use it a lot. +--- 634507875 +>>634507505 +>subs tank +That's not true at all, though. SB was a huge success and saved the game after HW nearly killed it again. SHB and EW are bigger successes, but they wouldn't exist without SB dipping into the panic box for fantasy Japan. +--- 634507913 +>>634507712 +6.0 was good, MSQ in 6.1 was also great but they fucked it up afterwords. +Combat content wise they just cater to fucking Savage autists, which leaves Mid to Casual players with N O T H I N G to do, especially now that Relic is just "pay 1,5k tomes lmao". It is WoW Cataclysm all over, just catering to the fucking raiding autists who are the loudest complainers. +--- 634508045 +Reminder that Azdaja = Golbez +--- 634508067 +>>634503817 (OP) +Being a shadowbringers babby I cannot imagine this game having any kind of job identity. They're all so similar with Bard as the only one with anything unique and thats just playing music. +--- 634508205 +>>634507698 +https://vocaroo.com/19iW2SRdZZLx +--- 634508312 +>>634503817 (OP) +Can you put "FFXIV" in the OP so your shit game doesn't pass my filter next time, thanks. +--- 634508351 +>>634507913 +Man, I remember the 2021 summer explosion after Asmon started playing the game. Came into the threads and people were bragging about how FFXIV doesn't cater to raidfags and how it isn't a raid focused game. Fast forward to now and everything but raids are braindead, automated shit. diff --git a/v/634503827.txt b/v/634503827.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f5f765d6598a64ac3443e53afc0e45c76c3cdadf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634503827.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 634503827 +Anon, catch! +--- 634504132 +Giantess is such a weird fucking fetish +--- 634505220 +>>634504132 +It's so weirdly hot +--- 634505347 +> Anon, catch +--- 634505457 +> Anon, have some cookies +--- 634507410 +>>634504132 +for you +--- 634507575 +Why she became an sfm slut? +The game wasn't even that good +--- 634508048 +>Anon, catch +--- 634508367 +>>634505457 +tried making cookies at the weekend, ended up making hard cakes instead, not sure what was going wrong diff --git a/v/634504041.txt b/v/634504041.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2309ba420eb864221057f9933b67c32cb0290c82 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504041.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 634504041 +>Still not cracked +>still stuck on epic game store +I JUST WANT TO PLAY IT ON PC BROS +--- 634504114 +You could have prevented this. +--- 634504160 +>>634504041 (OP) +Ok then quit being a retarded steamcuck and quit crying. No one cries when they have to use gabes drm shithole to play a game. You fucking little whiny bitch. Kill yourself. +--- 634504176 +>>634504041 (OP) +just pay then if you want it that much +--- 634504265 +get a jeb +--- 634504364 +I got it for 20 bucks from a friend of my dads. It was fun. I enjoyed the time I spent playing it. +--- 634504449 +Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit about how ~feature rich~ steam is? I just want to buy games and play them I don't give a shit about a troon storefront community. +--- 634505752 +it's a shame because the keyboard controls are apparently the galaxy brain way to play THPS +--- 634506016 +>>634504265 +no pussy = no work +--- 634506384 +>>634504041 (OP) +>still no native dualsense support +Like, what the fuck? I can't even just bind the buttons, the camera goes all wacky +--- 634506437 +>>634504041 (OP) +>those who bought it can't play multiplayer because online is BUSTED +--- 634506532 +>>634504041 (OP) +LMFAO you will literally OWN NOTHING steamfag +--- 634508032 +>>634506532 +good morning sir! diff --git a/v/634504306.txt b/v/634504306.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..571241d3ff1c6764353b0dfec3263e6fc28f0ffe --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504306.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 634504306 +You /v/irgin post your favorite game track ever +--- 634504389 +Twitter thread +--- 634504420 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQsxclTIHz8 [Embed] +--- 634504779 +https://youtu.be/LKZuuvqzPL8 [Embed] +--- 634506186 +>>634504389 +--- 634507974 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikccVCWIMzI [Embed] +--- 634508151 +>>634504306 (OP) +https://youtu.be/qVXeWfFTFGo [Embed] +--- 634508280 +>>634504306 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gGHQicQUw4 [Embed] diff --git a/v/634504342.txt b/v/634504342.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9b0900dd3d749a84586149132e1e983a04c26f77 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504342.txt @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +----- +--- 634504342 +>hype for totk was boderline non existent +>release well made trailer that teases the story and shows of more of the world +>hype now at fever pitch, people foaming at the mouth to get the game +If it's this easy why don't more companies just make good trailers? +--- 634504479 +>>634504342 (OP) +Because you need a good game to make a trailer for in the first place. +--- 634505015 +>>634504342 (OP) +>hype for totk was boderline non existent + +You're fucking delusional. +--- 634505162 +>>634504342 (OP) +>first trailer made the game seem like botw but with floating islands +>hype was nonexistent because the formula has been expanded upon and the bar set way higher since 2017 +>new trailer shows extensive gameplay which actually looks really fun for people with above average IQ +>another new trailer showing sexiest zelda yet and lore hype for long time series fans +>widespread hype ensues +Can't believe I got baited to spell it out for you retards +--- 634506264 +>>634505162 +>new trailer shows extensive gameplay which actually looks really fun for people with above average IQ +oh wow... 70 dollars for fucking stick plus rock GREAT, that new trailer was great though and made me want to be a good little consumer and pay the 70 dollars +--- 634506389 +>>634506264 +Seething. +--- 634506565 +>>634506389 +i ain't seething its just that the fuse mechanic, and the small gay islands in the sky werent enough for me to be invested in the sequel to botw +--- 634506651 +>>634506565 +Go play a shitter game then faggot. And don't come back here seething and shitting when TotK scores 97/100 on metacritic. +--- 634506670 +>>634506264 +shut up chud +--- 634506787 +>>634506264 +Look seething faggot... the thing is... you also pay $70 just to push forward and sometimes press X and you call that a game, maybe people with actual taste know when a game is good and fun and not your typical cookie cutter shit, and if putting a rock to a stick is all that you need maybe it's time to realize that most games sucks really really bad. Also don't cry when TOTK takes the Goty. +--- 634506874 +>>634504342 (OP) +95% of the hype come from BOTW . +--- 634507137 +>>634506389 +>>634506651 +>>634506787 +you stupid faggots, the game looks good NOW, before that trailer, barely looked different from botw, i Liked botw, but i dont want to pay for something that didnt make enough substantial changes that would effect my enjoyment, the New trailer fixed that for me, now i am interested +--- 634507145 +>>634504342 (OP) +Nah the Elden Ring gameplay trailer had me more hyped, nothing about TOTK will make me think that it's not just DLC for the last game. +--- 634507218 +>>634504342 (OP) +What are you talking about? Most game trailers are usually nothing but hype shots. And then the game releases and doesn't live up to what was shown. +--- 634507325 +>>634504342 (OP) +Most game companies can't afford this marketing strategy though. Only a well established IP can risk not proving their game's quality a month before release, and gain the benefit. Most people would assume the game is bland from the first year of marketing and lose interest. +--- 634507668 +>>634504342 (OP) +I mean, it's not easy. But people like Kojima justify their continued relevance by still being able to pump out incredible game trailers. It's not exactly a new phenomenon. diff --git a/v/634504365.txt b/v/634504365.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6c86798cc1344d7941d51e7247a3745a4b7dadcd --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504365.txt @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ +----- +--- 634504365 +Skyrim is a very relaxing game +--- 634504416 +>>634504365 (OP) +Heroin is more relaxing. +--- 634504514 +>>634504365 (OP) +Skyrim is the last game ever made to have soul. +--- 634504576 +>>634504514 +true but this board wont admit it +--- 634505009 +>>634504365 (OP) +You woke up this mornin' +got yourself a sword +--- 634505032 +Oblivion too can be a very relaxing game +--- 634505072 +Tried playing Skyrim for the first time like a month ago but the dogshit dialogue and stories of quests made me drop it after like 5 hours, does this shit get better +--- 634505148 +>>634505032 +*loading screen* +*crashes* +Yeah very relaxing +--- 634505197 +>>634504514 +still shit tho +--- 634505210 +>>634505032 +not with this terrible filter +--- 634505345 +>>634505148 +No crashes with this build anymore. It's 2023 + +You can run the game through 4gb RAM patch +ENBoost Memory & CTD Patch +Then use the proxy library to Directx->Vulkan API and use ReShade on top of that +Even with mods like OOO it's as stable as modded Skyrim + +Only script heavy mods like Maskar, Better Cities may crash it. +You can play with heavy textures if you limit to yourself to just ENBOOST + Vulkan. It's also 60fps everywhere and you can use ReShade effects for Motion blur etc. +--- 634505389 +>>634505032 +>strangers saying ‘I could kill you, you know.’ +>then going ‘Good day.’ +Truly the most soul in an elder scrolls game. +--- 634505645 +>an npc tries to play Skyrim +--- 634505724 +>>634505148 +ive been playing the gog version for over 100 hours, on linux no less, and it hasnt crashed once. +--- 634505825 +>>634505724 +Out of memory crashes rarely happen with Vanilla Skyrim, but they do happen if you play like 5-6 hours straight. GOG version has the 4gb patch/LAA on the game.exe though so it might be close to 8-10 hours of playtime with vanilla and no texture mods etc. +--- 634505848 +Oblivion with the original Xbox 360 HDR and Bloom is the best way to play it +--- 634505852 +>>634505645 +I don't think that's necessarily NPC behavior; there is just a big divide between people who play an RPG just as a game and people who play an RPG as a "roleplaying" game. +--- 634505865 +>>634504365 (OP) +Yes. though you need to disable combat music for maximum comfiness + +https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/5148 +--- 634505886 +>>634505825 +>>634505724 +>Vanilla Skyrim + +Meant to say Vanilla Oblivion. Anyway, the GOG version of Oblivion has the LAA. Steam version doesn't afaik +--- 634506009 +>>634505032 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkypBTH8hQQ [Embed] +--- 634506196 +>>634505825 +>>634505886 +makes sense. game runs great for me, albeit with performance issues. pretty bad framerates even with sensible graphic settings. i guess they never thought people might be running the game at 1080p in the future and just left it unoptimized as fuck. +comfy game, my favorite in the series +--- 634506208 +>>634506009 +Yea those are kino tunes + +I've added dungeon synth tracks like this to the shuffle of Oblivion songs +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFJIXHUBqBM [Embed] + +The same 8 songs it plays on a repeat get a bit tiring after a while, even though they are kino. Dungeon synth adds a bit variety for exploration and towns +--- 634506249 +>>634504365 (OP) +talos has the biggest cock in TES canon btw. imperiKEKS and thalCUNTS forever COPING +(this post was sponsored by turning point skyrim) +--- 634506513 +I always make an assassin girl and just do the DB questline and kill people. Never finished the main questline. +--- 634506529 +>>634506196 +It honestly sucks that the game studios keep selling those old "discontinued" games, but they don't do small updates to the engine or at least "reveal" the source code or give some sort of total support to those who would want to mod it through and through. + +It wouldn't probably take much of tweaks in terms of performance that Oblivion and Morrowind would be updated to total modern standards in terms of the engine. After that only the "sky" would be limit so to speak, you can already make Oblivion look very good and stable imo and it is aesthetically as pleasing as perhaps vanilla Skyrim even without ENB and just texture mods + Reshade. +--- 634506728 +I only ever liked the music in Skyrim +--- 634507918 +>>634505345 +Why do you play in black and white? +--- 634508525 +>>634505645 +That's completely fair criticism because the game doesn't actually let you play as a "cutthroat archer". All the dialogue is too bland for specific roleplaying. There's no flavor. diff --git a/v/634504476.txt b/v/634504476.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0c37b352e36fc60add541caaecb7a0146cbefd65 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504476.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 634504476 +what's the best strategy in stronghold crusader, in general? +i've been trying to complete the campaign and it's pretty time consuming. one thing i've found is that crossbowmen MOGS the entire game, kills everything and never dies. cavalry archers for fast attacking the outskirts and mamelukes for sealing the deal with king. +--- 634504689 +>>634504476 (OP) +wooden shields and crossbowmen, can solo pretty much every mission +--- 634504797 +>>634504476 (OP) +fire can sometimes be pretty useful +--- 634505112 +>>634504476 (OP) +Macemen, pikemen, and crossbows are good. +As for economy, just abuse the shit out of alcohol and religion and you’ll always have money. +--- 634505798 +>>634504476 (OP) +crossbows and macemen, mamluks if you're not cheesemaxxing for leather. +--- 634507707 +>>634504689 +i tried wooden shields and shit is so janky to use, almost never works, compared to new crusader game. i usually just max out economy and swarm with numbers diff --git a/v/634504548.txt b/v/634504548.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..75b91ec87c4e85e14e7af9ce4f4e2e12be521aa9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504548.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +----- +--- 634504548 +Bros, should I buy an Xbox Series X if I already have a PS5? +--- 634504778 +>>634504548 (OP) +Why? +--- 634505135 +>>634504548 (OP) +Of course not. save it up for the Switch2 +--- 634505146 +>>634504548 (OP) +Get an 'eck +--- 634505240 +>>634504778 +Based and truthpilled +--- 634505317 +Not really. There is a serious problems with exclusives this generation which is very disappointing. +t. series X owner +--- 634505439 +>>634505146 +Considered this too but chances are it'll play Starfield and future exclusives like shit +--- 634505474 +>>634504548 (OP) +Not unless you're going to get dev mode and use it as an emulation and gamepass machine +--- 634505518 +>>634505240 +>Powered by GPT-chan +--- 634506363 +>>634505317 +what do you use your Xbox for mainly? +--- 634506587 +>>634506363 +Right now not much :( +But if a game I want to play comes on gamepass, I resub for a month and play it and cancels the subscription when I'm done +--- 634506647 +>>634504548 (OP) +People here meme the PS5 for not having games, the Series are in an even dire straits. +--- 634506986 +Considering that you can play many fps and strategy games with mouse and keyboard, it is worth having if you don't have a powerful gaming pc +--- 634507627 +>>634504548 (OP) +Series X owner here, probably not honestly +gamepass is neat for a month and then you've played all the games you gave a shit about +console just doesn't have a ton going on for it aside from performing better than PS5 sometimes, having a better controller, and not looking completely retarded +if I could trade my series X in for a PS5 I probably would so I can play demon's souls and some japshit +--- 634507783 +>>634505317 +>>634506587 +>>634507627 +>all this regret for owning an XSX +Honestly I don't remember a time where there was so much regret from owners of a specific console, even the Xbone had less regretful owners +--- 634507889 +>>634507783 +this is more a consequence of this game generation being terrible imo +there's been like 3 games I gave a shit about for this entire console generation, 4 if you include the DS remake +previously there was enough coming out that I had plenty to choose from +--- 634507983 +>>634504548 (OP) +Mmm no? Are you retarded? This post is so stupid it must be an AI post. diff --git a/v/634504609.txt b/v/634504609.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1d51b2309f57edf359bc24e1f12c468a74025c59 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504609.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634504609 +What the FUCK happened to RPG genre? +--- 634505629 +>>634504609 (OP) +>Words: The Game +--- 634506237 +>>634504609 (OP) +When was the last time you played it op? +Game aged like unpasteurized milk +--- 634506342 +>>634506237 +I'm replaying it rn + +>>634505629 +Just say you dont like the genre +--- 634506471 +>>634506237 +im playing it right now and its still absolutely fucking fantastic. +>>634506342 +there's not even that much dialogue compared to, example, Planescape Torment. +--- 634506790 +>>634504609 (OP) +It's fantastic but a bit rough around the edges. I wish it had gotten a bit more polish. +--- 634508209 +I like some of the CRPG-revival games, but it is crazy that still nothing has reached the same height that BG did. +--- 634508296 +>>634506237 +>Game aged like unpasteurized milk +So basically it's a fine French cheese now, got it. +--- 634508318 +BG2 has such good production value. The sprites, scenery, sound effects... it's all fantastic +--- 634508373 +BG2 is shit. play a better game like Disco Elysium diff --git a/v/634504725.txt b/v/634504725.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8698561bc2d7519485cf2c80795ee54a5e4b9720 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504725.txt @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +----- +--- 634504725 +HOOOOOOOOOLYSHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOO +--- 634505705 +Didn't this dude get kicked out of two companies in like 2 years? +--- 634505820 +>>634504725 (OP) +>caring about mortal komat +>in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three +ISHYGDDT +--- 634505895 +His wife is hot +--- 634505928 +Roman Reigns was groomed at elbow point by the American Cream during the harsh winter of 92 +--- 634505990 +>>634505705 +Afraid so. +--- 634506125 +>>634504725 (OP) +now he will finally find out why getting that awful neck tattoo was a bad idea. +--- 634506254 +>>634504725 (OP) +The Miz is already Johnny Cage IRL tho, if they get a wrestler to play him it should be him +--- 634506269 +>>634505705 +>>634505990 +The story on his exit from AEW anyway? I thought he was like, a co-founder of the damn thing. +--- 634506313 +Would she make a good Kitana? +--- 634506456 +>>634504725 (OP) +>movies +next meme +--- 634508357 +>>634506269 +He wanted to win the belt Vince never put on his dad, and when Vince was stepping back from WWE he thought he would get his time. Then as soon as he signed up Vince came back, sold the company to UFC and took it away from him. Now Cody's got the sulks and he's fucking off to Hollywood. diff --git a/v/634504840.txt b/v/634504840.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f2ac044785d741252faf9884c5945633e06691c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504840.txt @@ -0,0 +1,118 @@ +----- +--- 634504840 +>extremly loyal to mihoyo and pays thousands for their most outrageous bullshit +>Genuinely thinks genshin is the best game in the world and mihoyo is jesus reincarnated +>White knights every decision genshin made, whether it's ok or utter dogshit +>Shills the game for free 24/7 without any method of stopping them, even if you posted CP they would just continue shilling +>constantly changes political, personal viewpoints and ideas as long as it benifits mihoyo +Like god dammit, how the fuck did this fucking chinese datamining company got so many fanatic fans? +--- 634504886 +>inb4 'reddit screenshot' because I just found this online +--- 634504896 +sry I don't play weebslop gachatrash +--- 634504905 +>>634504840 (OP) +Genshin is chink owned so it's popularity is understandable. + +Pizza Tower has the most forced and fake """""popularity""""" ever. +--- 634504949 +Who cares? Mihoyo tried opening offices in my state and the feds came and kicked them out of town. +--- 634504950 +>>634504840 (OP) +gacha really fucks with the brain +--- 634504981 +>>634504949 +>the feds came and kicked them out of town +how come +--- 634505026 +>>634504981 +We don't allow chinks to operate on US soil. +--- 634505123 +>>634504949 +They're in Melbourne too. +--- 634505243 +>>634505026 +no really, how come +--- 634505358 +>>634504840 (OP) +Paisano reminder +--- 634505368 +>>634505123 + +Maxima is some kids car as a joke. He was interviewed today. You can buy the stickers off ebay. +--- 634505375 +>>634505243 +We don't allow chinks to operate on US soil +--- 634505451 +>>634505368 +"No" +He is a chink with a prepared answer when he was caught. US just had some arrests yesterday too. News covered it up with a jogger getting headshot. +Mihoyo shills have infiltrated most nations. They are being black bagged as we speak. +--- 634505494 +>>634504840 (OP) +>when you show people genshin they become anime looking pedophiles +vs +>when you show them pizza tower they lose their mind and there's a pig nosed person with money on the background +telling +--- 634505517 +>>634505368 +So you're saying the passat is a legitimate chinkoid police cruiser? +This is why the US doesn't allow chinamen to operate on it's soil. +--- 634505896 +so, seriously, what caused this phenomenon? +--- 634506052 +>>634504840 (OP) +Gachashitters are mentally ill faggots. That's why. +--- 634506130 +>>634505896 +If you want a real answer it has to do with Mao genociding most chinese during the Maoist revolution and most chinese don't have any heritage to speak of. +100 million dead chinese. Because Mao didn't like birds blocking the sun on 1 day a year. +--- 634506223 +>>634506130 +I just can't believe they managed to kill all the birds. Imagine if Joe Biden in an insane stupor told everyone to kill all the birds because blah blah blah. +And we do it. Do you know how hard that would be? Birds can fly they'd just fly away. The chinks found out you can cut their throats with ancient heirloom pottery that has been smashed into a knife edge blade. +But the birds still fly. I don't get how it happened. +--- 634507572 +I like Genshin Impact and Pizza Tower +What a weird fucking dichotomy to draw, out of all possible games +--- 634507683 +>>634504840 (OP) +gachafags aren't human is how +--- 634507724 +Game pretty. Game free. +I like pretty, free game. Easy. +--- 634507776 +>>634504840 (OP) +Pizza Tower is FOTM at best. Genshin is a phenomenon. +--- 634507825 +>>634505358 +Based and true, manipulation and dripfeeding drugs to antisocial retards really makes money, also genshin is only publicly pedophilic games +--- 634507841 +>>634504840 (OP) +>mihoyo is jesus reincarnated +They are trying to make SAO a reality which is more than any other company. You're actually funding the future of gaming with miHoYo. It's an investment. +--- 634508050 +honestly dont understand how anyone can waifufag in genshit +like, merely reading those chinese names gives me the urge to vomit +--- 634508079 +>>634506130 +Imagine thinking this is unique to Mao and not understanding the whole of Chinese history is like this. Literally the bloodiest and deadliest nation in history. They have been killing themselves by the millions for thousands of years +--- 634508081 +>>634504840 (OP) +Combine a largely kid fanbase with brain-rotting gacha elements that destroys their dopamine receptors, and you get Jenshin's community. A rabid, tribal fandom of ignorant and stupid people +--- 634508193 +>>634507841 +>They are trying to make SAO a reality +I don't want that dystopian metaverse enslavement tool a reality, especially from a CCP owned company that can't make good games +--- 634508231 +>>634507841 +this is the most onions post I've read +--- 634508237 +>>634505243 +There are US states that specifically forbid foreign nations from buying land. Do we need another civics lesson for the Euros? The fed is like the EU and the individual states are your individual countries +--- 634508294 +>>634508050 +All those famous chinese names such as Klee, Diona, Sayu, Dori and Nahida! +--- 634508457 +>>634508294 +fucking disgusting diff --git a/v/634504908.txt b/v/634504908.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1fbecd34338065169c13e698c3cbc502aa8a6f36 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504908.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 634504908 +>still lonely virgin in her mid 30 +Why? +--- 634506297 +>>634504908 (OP) +Ok, enough talking about yourself anon. What's your favorite Metroid game? +--- 634506678 +>>634504908 (OP) +Because she’s a garbage character with no personality. +--- 634506769 +>>634504908 (OP) +Some people have no interest in romantic relationships or sex. +--- 634506771 +Nigga metroid is in her 50s. It's over. +--- 634506827 +>>634504908 (OP) +>>634506771 +So, is she a cake or a hag? +--- 634506857 +>>634504908 (OP) +being a vocel is based +--- 634506869 +>>634504908 (OP) +The wall was not kind to her. +Chun-Li is the superior hag. +--- 634506998 +TUBES +--- 634507071 +>>634506869 +Guess it didn't hit her hard enough. She just looks jaded +--- 634507169 +>>634507071 +And ugly +--- 634507229 +>>634504908 (OP) +Probably autism. Being raised by bird people can't be good for a child. +--- 634507234 +>>634504908 (OP) +Stop it with the fantasies about yourself OP. Every normal woman had least 2 boyfriends and quite a lot of sex by this age. diff --git a/v/634504971.txt b/v/634504971.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..52228a017108fa590b05cb7f7f1d994213b26285 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634504971.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +----- +--- 634504971 +Recommend me some fallout 4 mods. +--- 634506294 +Fallout 3 +the base game +--- 634506809 +>>634506294 +kys +--- 634506887 +Armor and Weapon Keywords Community Resource (AWKCR) +Armorsmith Extended +Better Coastal Waves - Wilder Water +Better Handmade Weapon Textures +Better Mod Descriptions +Better Settlers +Better The Third Rail +Buffout 4 +Bullet Counted Reload System (BCR) +Bullet Time - Slow Time +Classic Holstered Weapons System (CHW) +Companions Can Sneak +Companion Infinite Ammo +Crafting Highlight Fix +Cut Weapon Mods Restored - CWMR +Darker Nights +Decreased Automatron Bullshit Encounters and Minor Rust Devil Tweaks +Diamond City Auto Close Gate +Diamond City Expansion +Easy Hacking +Encounter Zone Recalculation (Continuous Level Scaling) +Enhanced Blood Textures +Extended Dialogue Interface +F4SE +Fallout 3 Styled Vaults +Fallout 4 Enhanced Color Correction +Faster Terminal Displays +Fixed Alpha Maps +Flicker Fixer +Grab the Damn Mag +High FPS Physics Fix +Homemaker - Expanded Settlements +Immersive HUD - iHUD +Immersive Vendors +Improved BoS +Improved Map with Visible Roads +Interiors Enhanced - Darker Ambient Light and Fog +Keep Radiants in the Commonwealth +Longer Power Lines +Lunar Fallout All in One Overhaul +Mod Configuration Menu +No Holotape Tease - Texture Replacement +No More Glowing Mouths +Nora Spouse Companion +Nuka-Cola Classic +Nuka-World Bottle Scenery Fix +OCDecorator - Static Loot +Place Everywhere +Power Armor HoloHUD +RAW INPUT - The Ultimate Mouse Sensitivity Fix +Right-Handed Hunting Rifle +Sanctuary Leftovers - Reupload +Scrap Everything +Settlement Supplies Expanded +Shaikujin's Better warning for settlements being attacked +Shell Rain +Sim Settlements +Sim Settlements - Rise of the Commonwealth +Some Assembly Required (Power Armor Overhaul) +Sprint Stuttering Fix +Unique Uniques - Unique Weapons Redone +Unlimited Followers +Unofficial Fallout 4 Patch +Vault 81 Close Door +Vault Booty - Enhanced Female Vault Suit +Vault-Tec Historical Preservation Initiative +Vivid Fallout - All in One +We Are The Minutemen +Weapon Debris Crash Fix +Weapon Rack Extended (WRE) +xSE PluginPreloader F4 diff --git a/v/634505036.txt b/v/634505036.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..91177b2b4065ae1d0b15b51a7a6c922a24d6cbf6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505036.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634505036 +OH +THERE'S A HOLE INSIDE MY BOAT +--- 634505874 +>>634505036 (OP) +good thread +for me, its HERE'S TO YOU +--- 634506574 +「I LOVE YOU」 TODOITE +KONO OMOI diff --git a/v/634505124.txt b/v/634505124.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a8bab9fe577412dced7197b62db4737843714c92 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505124.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 634505124 +ZAMN +--- 634505634 +>>634505124 (OP) +--- 634505739 +>>634505634 +>10 +>That figure +I don't think so +--- 634505761 +>>634505124 (OP) +Why didn't they just remove this bit from the Pixel Remaster? It adds nothing to the cutscene other than making Edgar seem like a perv. +--- 634506564 +>>634505124 (OP) +His answer better be "out of 10" +--- 634507743 +>>634505124 (OP) +NEED CORRECTION +--- 634507789 +>>634505761 +because it's cute and funny diff --git a/v/634505223.txt b/v/634505223.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..167d60afa6432692e4103e32ca39d40b41a6f55e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505223.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +----- +--- 634505223 +Why is CBU3 so incompetent? +--- 634505304 +>>634505223 (OP) +I have no idea what this image, and your post, is meant to convey. Where's the problem? +--- 634505430 +left I keep playing, right uncontrollable urge to masturbate +--- 634505691 +>>634505223 (OP) +Now post them from behind. +--- 634506885 +>>634505304 +Left the 2023 mainline AAA FF +Right the 2016 mainline AAA FF +--- 634507448 +>>634505223 (OP) +So that's the power of Sony©'s Play Station© 5©... +--- 634507538 +Is this really a Final Fantasy game? I mean, it has no car, no sulking protagonist, no magic grenades, no male escorts acting as party members, no in-house gameplay engine, no personality-less love interest that has no purpose other than to die, no simplified gameplay aimed at the mobile game audience and no sassy person of color who’s totally relatable! +--- 634507636 +The girls in 16 have weird faces but it will still mog 15 in every other fashion so it's fine +--- 634507689 +>>634506885 +I played FFXV and watched the sop , trying to pretend that FFXV look better by focusing on some character model is laughable . Nobody who played FFXV would fall for that . diff --git a/v/634505283.txt b/v/634505283.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c92c5994519592ac179aac94c398830e084f41da --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505283.txt @@ -0,0 +1,234 @@ +----- +--- 634505283 +. +--- 634505392 +Now make those gains while on a 4 month hiking trip in winter +--- 634505581 +>>634505283 (OP) +where's the proof? all I see is some attention whore posing for a (((journalist))) propaganda piece +--- 634505589 +>>634505283 (OP) +also proves that abby, not looking feminine is totally unrealistic +--- 634505926 +>>634505283 (OP) +Didn't know that the cosplayer was in a zombie apocalypse were food is scarce and resources have to be divide up for members of the colony +--- 634505974 +>person living in abundance has as realistic gains as someone scraping by in a post-apocalyptic setting +k +--- 634506062 +>>634505283 (OP) +Her starving form near the end is the realistic version. That body in first pic is total bullshit. Even men would be suffering from scurvy and shit in an apocalypse and she somehow has a gym routine and protein shakes? +--- 634506135 +The easiest way to spot gear is the FUCKHUGE deltoids +Muscle on the shoulder is hard to pack, dangerous as it's easy to snap if you constantly target it, and conter-productive because maxed shoulders disable every lift that needs the arms for the rest of the day. +But on gear it just passively ballons while doing every other lift. +--- 634506147 +>>634505974 +They had full settlements everywhere and gyms and shit. Like who even was afraid of the zombies in the game or the series because they literally were in some cities doing nothing while 90% of the country was safe to move around like it was nothing +--- 634506210 +>>634506147 +>They had full settlements everywhere and gyms and shit +But I thought Joel doomed humanity +--- 634506278 +>>634506147 +Didn't her settlement have to resort to eating rat burritos? +--- 634506286 +>>634505589 +Wait, are they saying trans are not feminine? +--- 634506418 +you fags will argue about everything +--- 634506550 +Is this the thread? +--- 634506576 +>I live comfortably and have easily accessed mountains of food and take steroids +>This is proof that this video game is realistic +I hate muh realism fags because they are so selective and hypocritical. +>Look at this badass female warrior going toe to toe with men and monsters +>Doesn't seem realistic +>Shut up incel nazi chud it's just a game +>Okay can I put her in something sexy or maybe mod it so she doesn't look like a gorilla +>OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS NOT REALISTIC YOU FUCKING INCEL NAZI CHUD +--- 634506615 +>>634505283 (OP) +She has access to abundant food and possibly steroids +--- 634506645 +this thread is too gay +--- 634506657 +>>634506550 +Absolutely disgusting. +--- 634506715 +>>634506657 +Big gay energy. +--- 634506842 +>>634506715 +do you have a femdom fetish? +--- 634506864 +>>634506576 +>westoids when a japanese or korean character is a 5'3 female knight with thin arms and hourglass figure fighting monsters 5 times her size +>this game is for incels, it sexualize women and it's unrealistic +>westoids when a morbidly obese black woman can take down an entire army of robots with a handgun and a stick +>Wow, so brave, so realistic, women like this can and do exist, deal with it chud, slayyy queen +--- 634506871 +>>634505283 (OP) +? +All she did was prove that getting buff does not in fact turn you into a tranny. +--- 634506905 +>>634505283 (OP) +this is the cosplayer. she doesn't look nearly as big or lean as abby. +--- 634506908 +>>634506657 +>NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WOMAN NOOOO +--- 634506910 +>>634506842 +No. The fantasy is buck breaking the amazon. +--- 634506920 +>>634506819 +Where did her tits go? +--- 634506967 +>>634505283 (OP) +>proves buff abby's gains are realistic +i know the world is shit right now but it's not post apocalyptic shit is it? +--- 634507008 +Oh sick, a tranny thread! +--- 634507020 +>>634506135 +close but it's traps, not deltoids +--- 634507042 +>>634505283 (OP) +>/v/ gets BTFO for the nth time +How has this board not collectively committed suicide yet. +--- 634507045 +>>634506975 +>Implying I like either one +--- 634507060 +>>634506920 +Shrinked and turned into muscle. +Tits are just bags of fat. If a woman loses weight she'll also lose her cup size, especially if you train to get lean. +--- 634507114 +>>634505392 +She made those gains while in their stadium base. The better question is where she got all the roids. +--- 634507139 +>>634507060 +--- 634507141 +Is this even a cosplay? +--- 634507176 +>>634506975 +I haven't seen a single person say anything positive about Marisa, the left can't meme and resorts to lies and strawman +--- 634507185 +>>634505283 (OP) +>Realistic +That doesn't mean natural, or in a post-apocalyptic setting. +--- 634507195 +>>634505283 (OP) +>Makeup +>No armpit hair +>No fetal alcohol syndrome +NOT brave OR stunning! Fuck off! +--- 634507213 +>>634505283 (OP) +Wish the last of us abby looked like the cosplayer. +--- 634507225 +>>634506645 +BASED +--- 634507273 +>>634505283 (OP) +My theory is Ellie helped Abbie to get that body. +Everytime Ellie kills one of her friends/companions, the food-rations goes to Abby. +--- 634507318 +>If you can make gains in a 3rd world country. +--- 634507345 +>>634507139 +Yeah, it is, I prefer my women round and soft. +--- 634507357 +>>634506286 +Yes. +--- 634507403 +>>634507318 +There's always a line, and in your pic it has been crossed multiple times. +--- 634507415 +>>634507318 +--- 634507458 +any good muscle whores who do joi content? +--- 634507571 +for me its joy +--- 634507587 +>>634507516 +Greta? +--- 634507675 +>>634505283 (OP) +--- 634507741 +>>634507703 +does she do anything other than pictures? +--- 634507750 +If they're going to go that route, then slender women with natural G-cups also exist, so why do they complain about those in videogames? +--- 634507758 +>>634505392 +You’re so incredibly stupid. She loses visible muscle mass at the beginning of Santa Barbara +--- 634507808 +>>634505283 (OP) +>Abby's gains are realistic +Lol +lmao +anyone who knows anything about body building can tell that the bitch in the picture is roiding her ass off, it is very difficult for a woman to put on that much muscle. +--- 634507813 +>>634507057 +imagine the protein farts.... +--- 634507859 +>>634507741 +Don't know. Maybe she does nude videos on OF, but I'd never spend money there. +--- 634507873 +>>634506975 +The difference is, Marisa is highly stylized and Abby is not. I am confident that, although Marisa looks like she could fold a car in half like a lawn chair, I would still find a pussy in those pants. I have no such hope for Abby. +--- 634507904 +Give Abby a massive roidgut. +--- 634507907 +>>634505283 (OP) +Not really an issue +--- 634507910 +>>634505283 (OP) +no one can yet prove how Abby looks unrealistic. she doesn't even look roided up. any woman can look like her if she works out hard enough. +>BUT IT WAS POST APOCALYPTIC! +yeah, and? she can still lift weights anywhere. do /v/irgins who never lift really think you need a professional gym and protein powder to get muscle when the ancients could do it by lifting rocks and having access to 1/100th the diet variety we do today? +--- 634507929 +>>634507696 +She probably has more T in her than him. Jesus Christ +--- 634507994 +>>634507910 +Find me a woman who gains Abby's mass without steroids. +--- 634508002 +Incredibly gay thread even by /v/ standards +>>634507318 +lmao +--- 634508080 +>>634507910 +lifting weights does nothing it's all about food +she needs to eat 3 chicken breasts per day at minimum in a post apocalyptic scenario +--- 634508095 +>>634505283 (OP) +You can even tell in the thumbnail she is not as big as Abby. Also pre roids abby in thumbnail. Fuck off. +--- 634508113 +>>634507994 +Leanbeefpatty +--- 634508114 +>>634507910 +You don't know shit about body building. Abby's got man arms that are impossible for a woman to have unless she has access to roids. +--- 634508157 +>>634507910 +It's also about the diet. I can't imagine there's an abundance of food to go around. +--- 634508240 +>>634508113 +Oh yeah that chick that looks like Meg Griffin? +--- 634508261 +>>634506975 +cope fucking trannygger, marisa has tits. +naughty dog actually made the game models less femine, than the very person on which it was based +--- 634508365 +>>634505283 (OP) +The gains themselves are realistic. What I don't think it is realistic that they would have so much fucking food to spare that they can afford giving some woman 5 meals a day with 120g of animal protein. +In a fucking post apocalypse, I'm pretty sure everyone would get no more than 2-3 meals a day, even in a place as organized as theirs. +--- 634508385 +>>634505283 (OP) +okay but why does abby even need muscle to kill joel? +wasn't her plan to sneak in and fucking shoot him, anyway? +and if you REALLY must golf club his skull in, once you disable it, you don't need to be senator armstrong strong to do it +you'd think it'd be better if she trained her aim because it was shit and do cardio diff --git a/v/634505395.txt b/v/634505395.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..067c861ad7f8dd2e384fbc9fd5d78dc2bfe68f82 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505395.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634505395 +Pokemon Voilet was pretty fun, will I enjoy Sword and Shield? +--- 634505552 +Leon is by far one of the ugliest males in the entire series. I am not sure why so many faggots and women like him. +--- 634506225 +>>634505552 +>STOP HAVING FUN! +--- 634508248 +>>634505552 +This, at least ScVi gave us hot husbandos diff --git a/v/634505414.txt b/v/634505414.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a3be7ed03e5fb58763ba237548db988803cd6f5e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505414.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +----- +--- 634505414 +Do Japanese games rely on sex too much to sell? +--- 634505559 +>>634505414 (OP) +cause they are based and they provide their costumers with what they really want +--- 634505591 +>>634505559 +>watermarking AI art +grim. +--- 634505713 +Riamu... +--- 634505813 +>>634505559 +>Watermark on ai art + +YOU DIDNT BEAT THE GAME, quite literally +--- 634506220 +>>634505414 (OP) +>no curves, only straight lines +was it autism? + +Still looks hot as fuck somehow +--- 634506243 +>>634505559 +>Colors: red, green, black +Great color design +--- 634506272 +>>634505713 +Is this from a game? Looks fun. +--- 634506285 +wow she's literally me +--- 634506445 +>>634505414 (OP) +Not enough . +--- 634506481 +yes +--- 634506625 +>>634505414 (OP) +Isn't that a troon mascot? +--- 634506925 +>>634505414 (OP) +Yes, and that's a good thing. +--- 634506956 +Imagine not playing/buying a game because it’s “too sexy” +--- 634507028 +>>634506481 +what a slut +--- 634507161 +>>634506445 +Sauce +--- 634507286 +>>634506445 +Is that really what anime looks like these days? +--- 634507534 +>>634506445 +What a lucky guy +--- 634507964 +>>634505414 (OP) +>japanese +The west did the same thing. Sex sells and it's a good thing. +The difference is that eastern devs (as in, Korea, China and Japan) didn't deviate from this path whereas the west is now hell bent on downgrading models because they are "too sexy" and are afraid of offending a group of people who will never play the game at all. + +It's like if a publisher would try to cater to autists here on /v/ even though the majority of posters don't actually play games. diff --git a/v/634505635.txt b/v/634505635.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d4b0467f387b458a8404fd81de930bc9bef665f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505635.txt @@ -0,0 +1,122 @@ +----- +--- 634505635 +>Nintendo Hacker Gary Bowser has to pay $10 million in damages + +stop supporting this shitty company +--- 634505779 +a nintendo fan would never betray nintendo +--- 634505906 +>do crime +>pay the fine +I don't see any problem +--- 634505962 +>>634505906 +the fine severely outweighs the crime. This is not justice. +--- 634505971 +The news really got the anti-nintendo discord into a tizzy +--- 634505984 +Why should I give a fuck about this guy? +--- 634505987 +>>634505635 (OP) +>Webm +Kek +--- 634505991 +>>634505635 (OP) +Good. +--- 634505993 +kek that's what he gets for selling hacked switches and blackmailing the idiots that bought them +--- 634506045 +So long ga(r)y bowser +--- 634506078 +deserved but i hope nintendo keeps getting hacked as well. hopefully someone is sitting on a b9s-tier exploit for the switch until the time is right +--- 634506083 +>>634505635 (OP) +just stop stealing +--- 634506097 +>>634505635 (OP) +>oh no i fucked around and found out woe is me +lol. lmao, even. +--- 634506098 +And they say 'jacks aren't art +--- 634506136 +>>634505635 (OP) +>has to pay $10 million in damages +Weird way to spell "is now enslaved to Nintendo" +--- 634506167 +>>634505635 (OP) +Based Nintendo +--- 634506189 +>>634505635 (OP) +Fuck nintendogs. I'm glad I didnt buy the Switch when I thought I feel like it. +--- 634506194 +>>634505635 (OP) +Good, hopefully they get the Anti Nintendo shitposters on /v/ next. + +Anti Nintendo shitposters belong in Siberia doing hard labor until their fatasses drop dead - NOT posting on /v/ (which is a pro Nintendo board). +--- 634506387 +>>634505993 +>Do illegal shit +>Blackmail the customers you do the illegal shit for even though you're the only one who could get in trouble +What level of retard is this guy on? +--- 634506405 +>>634505635 (OP) +Seethe, Gary Bowser +Maybe stop doing crimes? +--- 634506497 +>>634506194 +this but unironically +--- 634506561 +>>634505635 (OP) +Wtf are you idiots going on about? He literally sold piracy you imbeciles. +--- 634506671 +>>634505635 (OP) +Is there YouTube link for the Webm? +--- 634506706 +>>634506098 +that's not a 'jak +that's a twitterjak, utter coal +--- 634506764 +>>634505984 +You shouldn't +Some wheelchair Canadian selling modchips which had their own drm so you could only run their proprietary copy of open source custom firmware (which they denied of course) +--- 634506795 +>>634505635 (OP) +Not my problem +--- 634506798 +tl;dr? +--- 634507098 +>>634506387 +What is this gif from? +--- 634507173 +>>634507098 +Tranny Porn +--- 634507267 +>>634506798 +Man hacked Nintendo Switches but was dumb enough to sell his exploit for money and bundle pirated games. If he kept his mouth shut, made it open source, and discouraged piracy like emulators and homebrew devs do then Nintendo wouldn't be dicking his ass for life. +--- 634507373 +>>634505993 +>blackmailing the idiots that bought them +QRD? +--- 634507436 +>>634505635 (OP) +>Bowser is the good guy +there's a joke here but I'm not smart enough to find it +--- 634507439 +>>634507267 +>fucking around with yakuza +lel, bad idea +--- 634507490 +based Nintendo +--- 634507650 +>>634505635 (OP) +>steam dick +lol +--- 634507803 +>>634505635 (OP) +Whenever I see this shit it slays me. +--- 634508029 +>>634505962 +Hacking literally has no physical weight so it's fine +--- 634508358 +>>634505635 (OP) +It's okay because he was an obnoxious shill in forums. I wish the same thing happened to a quarter of the posters here diff --git a/v/634505648.txt b/v/634505648.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..39b81cd3ac0275ccb4a73add2ec20c9e0ba846ba --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505648.txt @@ -0,0 +1,39 @@ +----- +--- 634505648 +why do gamers inevitably support bad causes like +>skin gambling (lootboxes) +>expensive dlc (cosmetics) +>poor performance on release (too many to name)? +is it an impulse control problem or maybe a lack of ethics??? +--- 634505801 +gamers are the most cucked consumer base on earth. they'd defend corporations to death and buy stuff to support corporations and not for their own benefit +--- 634506085 +>>634505648 (OP) +women unironically ruined it for the rest of us. King and Xynga figured out how to get women to pay microtransactions. Women, being bad at mostly everything, suck at video games. The chinks figured out you can sell them the illusion of being better(pay for one more move in candy crush! beat this level!). These women are also whores and end up being single mothers or they keep a deadbeat around. So they hand phones and tablet to the children and teach them the same habits. + +These children have now grown up to be zoomers and are in the work force. The children of whores are the reason we deal with this. +--- 634506234 +>>634505801 +why do you think that is though? film junkies will admit to bad movies and music fans will admit to bad albums or when a band fell off. it seems like gamers are particular bad about taking a stand and sticking to it. +--- 634506246 +>>634505648 (OP) +Pic not related. HL has none of these problems +>B b but I'm a pcshart and the game ran poorly on my Walmart prebuilt. +Didn't ask dont care. Know your place mustard ricer. It's time you learned pc is an afterthought +--- 634506292 +>>634505648 (OP) +now post refund statistics +--- 634506392 +>>634506246 +HL has the greater problem of copying off a generic template +--- 634506410 +>>634506234 +Vidya used to be niche and gamers had this mentality +>If I don't support the developer, they'd go bankrupt and won't make games anymore!! so I have to support them!! +This kind of behavior also present in Idolfaggotry, especially in Japan and Korea where fans buy multiple discs and goods to support their stan. Niche video game fans also like to do this, I remember a lot of Trails fans buy the same game multiple times across different platforms. +Vidya is no longer niche, but gamers have been mentally conditioned to be avid consoomers. +--- 634507831 +>>634506410 +but with gaming being more niche back then, wouldn't protests been a lot more effective? it seems to me millennials dropped the ball and let these companies walk all over them. i think that, with gaming being an escapism hobby, early gamers were so desperate to escape their lives they let shit slide since the alternative would be facing their demons and getting a life. + +maybe im being too cynical tho diff --git a/v/634505710.txt b/v/634505710.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b209fa822486aacf047a7644808b49dc93280963 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505710.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 634505710 +In the last 6 months +>The founder and CEO left the company due to a family emergency +>multiplayer director for the past 11 years quits +>the guy who wrote the story and did the cinematics for Halo CE and 2 came back for Infinite as campaign project lead, but he quit at the start of the year +>the entire campaign staff was fired +>franchise director for the past 15 years leaves Microsoft +>the person who oversaw development of the last 11 years of Halo novels and TV show left 343 + +What the hell is happening? This isn't normal. +--- 634505773 +Yeah, I sure hope their games don't suddenly become terrible uh? +--- 634506112 +>>634505710 (OP) +Microsoft is ready to close down 343 and move on from the Halo IP because they think buying Bethesda and Activision will offer them more lucrative brands +--- 634506250 +>>634506112 +to note the new current mascots of Microsoft are Steve, Alex and the Creeper from Minecraft, John Halo hasn't been relevant for over a decade +--- 634506308 +>>634506250 +halobros... its fucking over... +--- 634506394 +>>634505710 (OP) +>This isn't normal. +Neither is getting to produce shit for 16 years straight. +--- 634507240 +>>634505710 (OP) +https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/store/most-played/games/xbox +>1. Fortnite +>2. MW2 +>3. Rainbow Six Siege +>5. Apex Legends +>6. GTA 5 +>9. Destiny 2 +>11. Overwatch 2 +>15. Red Dead Redemption +>16 GTA Online +>23. Halo Infinite +Halo is at the ass end of the top 10 shooters on it's home console. There is no comeback for Infinite. Microsoft is cleaning house and maybe, just maybe, the new guys won't fuck up their investment for Halo 7. +--- 634507361 +>>634507240 +>he thinks there will be a Halo 7 +--- 634507549 +>>634507240 +dead brand. after halo, microsoft will murder the elder scrolls next diff --git a/v/634505902.txt b/v/634505902.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ec14d5739598c72ca8439526f8345b98f7365aad --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505902.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 634505902 +post you're toons +--- 634505994 +>>634505902 (OP) +I read troon first +--- 634506261 +>>634505902 (OP) +i am not a toons +--- 634506298 +>toons +--- 634506749 +>>634505902 (OP) +OP, we don't play mobile games here. +--- 634506896 +>>634505902 (OP) +now post the butt +--- 634506941 +>>634505902 (OP) +I thought it was Carol for a second. +--- 634507017 +>>634505902 (OP) +--- 634507056 +You mean TROONS, right? +--- 634507194 +>>634506749 +idk about that, catalogue is full of anime gatchashityters and JRPG with gameplay complexity of average mobile game +--- 634507429 +>>634505902 (OP) +Ok. +--- 634507486 +>>634507429 +I hate how this generic looking trash gets posted in every thread +--- 634507548 +>>634507486 +too bad +--- 634508120 +>>634507017 +good god mods were a mistake +--- 634508198 +It's always trannies in these threads +--- 634508369 +>>634506941 +Would have been better tobedesu diff --git a/v/634505972.txt b/v/634505972.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..403ed1214b722e2dddc5cb3cdbd5b925e8a2df28 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634505972.txt @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +----- +--- 634505972 +Playing this for the first time, do you go with oddities or normal levelling? Oddities seems appealing and like it would encourage exploration. +--- 634506108 +>>634505972 (OP) +normal because wherever you'd find oddities is somewhere you'd also find enemies and quests +--- 634506139 +>>634505972 (OP) +can someone tell my why you should play this over the isometric fallouts? +--- 634506183 +>>634506139 +I wouldn't say it's better or worse; it's definitely more modern, and you could argue it has a more accessible UI? +--- 634506218 +>>634506139 +why dont you just play both retard +--- 634506423 +>>634506183 +thx +>>634506218 +I don't like wasting time on more of the same, goyslopper. +--- 634506478 +>>634506423 +I will say though, the end portion of the game is mostly a combat slog +--- 634506484 +>>634505972 (OP) +Normal. Oddities is just a waste of time and just padding bullshit. It adds nothing to the game +--- 634506557 +>>634506108 +Well that's kind of dumb, I guess I thought it forced you out of the beaten path somehow. I'll go with normal then, thanks. +--- 634507197 +>>634505972 (OP) +oddity xp is worth trying the first time over +it does encourage exploration, it is fun, and it can make stealing a lot cooler +the problem is that it becomes tedious. you don't get to enjoy combat you only get to collect more oddity +>>634506139 +the game balance in underrail makes more sense and it is just generally an actual modern game +there is no either/or; if you like isometric RPGs you will eventually play all of them. So it just becomes what to play first and yeah underrail has polish and variety so it is a good option to play before others +--- 634507396 +>>634505972 (OP) +>>634506108 +>>634506484 +>>634506557 +Normal XP is just a holdover from very early development and only left in as an option because some people bitched about oddity. The entire game and its systems have been balanced around Oddity, it is the superior way to play. + +Oddity requires no grinding, only exploring. Regular will never leave you at the right level, you will be underleveled or overleveled. +--- 634507638 +>>634505972 (OP) +I'd wish it has something like expanded level where you can level up you skills and spec points for you perks. 30 level is too low for the content you have to face (both ingame and if you have the expansion and for both exp mode) +--- 634507781 +>>634505972 (OP) +Oddity/Normal difficulty first run. Oddity is fun the first time though it becomes a bit of a chore in subsequent playthroughs, don't touch the difficulty until you know what you're doing. +--- 634507978 +>>634507638 +It would be redundant, because even the post elevator areas or the most difficult parts of Expedition. Being level 20 or so Is enough to get you by; If your build is strong enough and you use your resources effectively. + +The game would have to get much harder and rebalance the enemies in those sections. diff --git a/v/634506075.txt b/v/634506075.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b9b8c36a4a21c6d922fe03699d0a787c3d59d13d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506075.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634506075 +Let's pretend E3 is relevant. Let's also pretend that there aren't any people paid to applaud. What game franchise, if resurrected from the dead and presented as a remake or a sequel on the show floor would cause the crowd to go extremely apeshit? +--- 634506145 +Peggle 3 diff --git a/v/634506084.txt b/v/634506084.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f120abf438bac126100f8791e238800e09a9af33 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506084.txt @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +----- +--- 634506115 +>>634506084 (OP) +American website +--- 634506215 +Name 5 Americans +Hard mode: no politicians or celebrities +--- 634506279 +>>634506215 +uh... u-um, john smith? +--- 634506379 +>>634506084 (OP) +i was gonna reply to this with a big anti-euro copypasta but my main game gets updated tomorrow and i dont wanna be banned while everyone else gets to discuss the update + +you get off lightly this time eurocuck +--- 634506397 +>>634506215 +Mac, John, Daniel, Scott, Alex +--- 634506406 +>>634506215 +John Smith +Shlomo Shekelstein +Anthony Soprano +L'Aquarius Deshawntaytay +Tyrone McJuarez-Tanaka +--- 634506498 +>>634506279 +fuck anon, you're good. +--- 634506586 +>>634506215 +Trevor, Michael, Franklin, Tony, Claude +--- 634506718 +>>634506215 +Damarcus Washington I +Damarcus Washington II +Damarcus Washington Junior +Damarcus Washington III +Jackie Chan diff --git a/v/634506086.txt b/v/634506086.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e72a0eb3dbf8a0e1200605e2c5438b05e11b3823 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506086.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634506086 +Deckchads, deckin anything good lately? +--- 634507917 +>>634506086 (OP) +post it. diff --git a/v/634506116.txt b/v/634506116.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ca55691e15db84e0e22c5af0481deba958716c44 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506116.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 634506116 +Is Heroes of might and magic IV good? I always thought hero participate on battlefield was interesting. +--- 634507374 +I think it's better than its reputation. +--- 634507840 +Its really ugly and the gameplay is different from the original 3, some liked the changes, the majority did not. It did have its strong sides like the soundtrack or good campaigns. +--- 634507948 +>>634506116 (OP) +Yeah, I like it. +--- 634508148 +>>634506116 (OP) +The first is still good too. They're all good diff --git a/v/634506156.txt b/v/634506156.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..df6555fea2d3a1e06ca6ab251fda3cfb5cfc630e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506156.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 634506156 +. +--- 634506304 +>>634506156 (OP) +One is your friend. +The other has zero screentime. +--- 634506329 +>>634506304 +you are friends with a clown? lmao +--- 634506503 +>>634506329 +you say that as if having a clown friend is a bad thing +--- 634506912 +>>634506156 (OP) +left looks cooler +--- 634507686 +>>634506156 (OP) +amazing how much better left looks with a shorter nose diff --git a/v/634506174.txt b/v/634506174.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8fa75a63c28e282d01da91e636b25da90347e8ea --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506174.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634506174 +ITT: Boss fights that spread your butthole open and fuck you up the ass. +--- 634506540 +why, my peenus weanus of course :) + +hahah! :D + +it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah + +ITT: Boss fights that spread your butthole open and fuck you up the ass - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D + +hahaha! +--- 634506621 +>>634506174 (OP) +This motherfucker, especially on NG+ +--- 634506748 +>>634506174 (OP) +normal is harder +--- 634506919 +>>634506748 +Depends on geared / speced / class you are. + +Gonna try barbarian after I'm done hardcore amazon. +--- 634506959 +>>634506748 +this +--- 634507068 +>>634506174 (OP) +Normal is hardest Duriel fight for anybody but Sorc. Most builds have to spam their strongest summon or pay the merc res over and over. +In hell you almost certainly have crushing blow and a bunch of other bullshit to deal with Duriel +--- 634507303 +>>634507068 +my act 2 merc kept getting wrecked by duriel and I coudn't spam the pots fast enough to keep him alive. I think I should have just went to act 5 nightmare and got a barb who could tank it. diff --git a/v/634506227.txt b/v/634506227.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..16b642a6cbb7424dcb4a40a56db288e873b1682d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506227.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634506227 +>emulating your vidya +You didn't play the game +--- 634506316 +why dont you play with a member of the opposite sex instead of bitching about this +--- 634506713 +>>634506227 (OP) +I play Windows games without touching Windows. +--- 634507037 +translating* +--- 634507039 +>>634506713 +>I have sex without touching a woman. +--- 634507496 +>>634506227 (OP) +Emulation is great. Maintaining backwards compatibility is the only way to preserve games designed for outdated legacy systems. +--- 634507581 +>>634507496 +>caring about shit like "preservation" over a children's toy +lmfao gaming is not that serious +--- 634507759 +>linux +>gaming +--- 634507951 +>>634507581 +And yet you care about him caring. diff --git a/v/634506306.txt b/v/634506306.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..50598faff20e75d8152d2b868c71c10338d7d440 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506306.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634506306 +why haven't we gotten a sequel yet? +--- 634506996 +Probably some political issues at Sega after Taxman mogged Sonic Team at their own game. diff --git a/v/634506312.txt b/v/634506312.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cf2d5afa4590dacb856892c0064159b707515ceb --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506312.txt @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ +----- +--- 634506312 +Whats your favorite game so far in 2023? +--- 634506376 +Garry's mod +--- 634506519 +I can't choose between Hi Fi Rush, Resident Evil 4 Remake, Metroid Prime Remaster, Pizza Tower, Strangers of Paradise. + +We're only a quarter through the year and this has been one of the best years for solid gaming experiences already. If Tears of the Kingdom and FF16 can deliver kino as well, along with Sea of Stars, Warhammer 40k Boltgun, Dokapon Kingdom Remaster, Blue Protocol, Lies of P and more then 2023 may go down as one of the best years in gaming. +--- 634506707 +>>634506312 (OP) +Apparently no good games have come out this year not considering early access +--- 634506745 +>>634506312 (OP) +Was this game really that good? +--- 634506776 +>>634506745 +Assumably OP is a Chinaman +--- 634506789 +Dragon Age Inquisition, btfos DOS II in terms of main story and characters but has embarassing action combat and skipworthy side content, tradeoffs I guess. +--- 634506810 +>>634506312 (OP) +Hi-Fi Rush or Resident Evil 4 Remake. +--- 634506867 +>>634506519 +>>634506810 +>hi fi rush faggots are the same people that liked the tranny demake +--- 634506906 +>>634506519 +>Blue Protocol + +I played the network test and you should keep your expectations in check. + +It felt like a worse Genshin. And I could only play Genshin for like 10 hours. +--- 634506942 +>>634506776 +It's a Japanese game. +--- 634506957 +>>634506312 (OP) +forspoken +--- 634507003 +>>634506942 +Chinese, Japanese, itchy knees +--- 634507201 +RE4R +--- 634507239 +Hogwarts Legacy +--- 634507393 +I'm not sure desu. Either RE4 remake or Hogwarts Legacy. +--- 634507464 +Pizza Tower +--- 634507521 +>>634506745 +still playing it, it's really good to just wander around maps gathering and fighting monsters, thanks to the verticality and free movement. +--- 634507528 +>>634506312 (OP) +Zwei +--- 634507602 +Unironically the Diablo 4 beta, though I'm a retard who likes clicking on monsters games. + +Also, Hi-Fi Rush was great. +--- 634507624 +>>634507003 +>>634506776 +kill yourself you dumb underage touristnigger +--- 634507653 +>>634506707 +No good games came out past Crysis +--- 634507930 +For me it's Pizza Tower. I would have liked Hi-Fi Rush more if I was good at it but gitting gud those kinds of games elude me as remembering combo chains is too much but P ranking every stage in Pizza Tower felt natural. +--- 634508127 +someone dropped a tail +--- 634508364 +>>634506312 (OP) +Pizza Tower but Bayo Origins is very close, it was surpisingly good diff --git a/v/634506368.txt b/v/634506368.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..19c7fa1051bb8e06c010ef5bf29802723eb9a1e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506368.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 634506368 +Why does World have more players? Isn't Rise still getting updates? +t. thinking about getting Rise +--- 634507970 +bump +--- 634508053 +>Why is the better game still being played while the shitty one isn't? +Interesting question! +--- 634508089 +>>634506368 (OP) +rise is boring, thats why +--- 634508141 +>>634506368 (OP) +World is a mainline entry and Rise is a spinoff. +--- 634508267 +>>634506368 (OP) +world was on sale recently. also rise is getting updates but I don't think we know when the new one is coming +--- 634508332 +World is a better game. Simple as. diff --git a/v/634506436.txt b/v/634506436.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4602f432ec1da43d9969f412894f4d7ec7913a50 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506436.txt @@ -0,0 +1,73 @@ +----- +--- 634506436 +cute space buns :3 +--- 634506784 +>>634506436 (OP) +LITERALLY HITLER. you should be hung in the middle of the street, YOU DISGUSTING RACIST NAZI CHUD +--- 634506808 +sex with on model female villagers +--- 634506846 +>>634506436 (OP) +Why are black people so fragile? +--- 634506895 +DAS RAYSIS +--- 634506930 +>>634506846 +Because they all want to be white and will howl from the treetops when they're reminded they're never going to be +--- 634506932 +>>634506808 +based +--- 634506984 +N +--- 634507014 +>gets called out for being dumb +>instead of deleting the tweet and enjoying her "space buns" in private she double down and started talking shit everyday + +this bitch deserved it everything that happened to her +--- 634507059 +I +--- 634507067 +>>634506984 +I +--- 634507191 +>>634506808 +I need to sex this specific one. +--- 634507256 +>>634506436 (OP) +Space buns? SPACE BUNS? DID YOU JUST SAY YOU HATE BLACKS? REEEEEE REEEEE REEEEE REEEEEEEE REEE MUH DICK MUH DICK REEEEE REEEE +--- 634507269 +>>634506436 (OP) +Almost as bad as when this happens. +--- 634507290 +>>634506436 (OP) +Come on virginia, show me a sign. Send up a signal, i'll throw ya the line. +--- 634507349 +>>634507014 +Here's a pity (You). +--- 634507398 +>>634507269 +>“Seems to describe” + +So not what it actually describes? Also raceswapping is a thousand times more common in the other direction. +--- 634507408 +>>634507191 +--- 634507420 +>>634507269 +What world is this delusional fag living in? +--- 634507440 +>>634507269 +TOP FUCKING KEK +--- 634507467 +Doxing is not a crime. + +There is nothing illegal about posting a name or address. Phonebooks have been doing it for a century. In a lot of states, your voter registration information includes your name, email address, residential address, phone number, and party affiliation. This information is completely free and easily accessible on the Internet. Is that also a crime committed by the state? + +You could make a lot of ethical arguments but none of them hold water. It is your sole responsibility to manage your anonymity on the Internet. You are not constitutionally guaranteed the right to be anonymous, you are only protected from unlawful government intrusion. + +There is no law or right that prevents people from putting something you said to your name and picture, or by associating your name with your online handles. And no, there is no law preventing anyone from telling people what your name was before your sex change. +--- 634507564 +>>634507408 +Good, but I need more. +--- 634507607 +>>634507467 +pot your full name and address then diff --git a/v/634506451.txt b/v/634506451.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..488dde448a7ac65ae308f4428f31b3d39f61f22b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506451.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 634506451 +Why am I the only person who gets Bison vibes from this skin. He looks just like him. +--- 634506746 +Heavily inspired for sure +--- 634506945 +>>634506746 +I know! It was the first thing I thought of, but apparently I'm in the minority. diff --git a/v/634506464.txt b/v/634506464.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..71c2bedd0af7d0863985cea114c715c878d81240 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506464.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +----- +--- 634506464 +I was playing nintendo in it. I rested the switch outside the window facing in. The person apparently complained and said that it was distracting. The chad gym worker came in and looked at me like I was a total retard and said that is not allowed. I still dont understand why. Was what I really did so bad? +--- 634506596 +how is that literally everyone hates tendies +--- 634506627 +It's not socially acceptable. People are afraid of the unknown for dumbass reasons. + +Same way most of /v/ dont like trans and gay people around here. +--- 634506695 +>>634506464 (OP) +Wouldn't the steam mess with the switch's interior? Perhaps it was a safety hazard, anon. +--- 634506696 +Boomer thinks you’re immature. +--- 634506725 +>>634506464 (OP) +>the most sociable switch player +--- 634506807 +>>634506464 (OP) +Quentin was right +--- 634506909 +>>634506807 +Anon, you can't read in a sauna either, it's literally not possible. +--- 634507006 +>>634506464 (OP) +Good. +--- 634507092 +Bing bing wahoos too loud +--- 634508003 +>>634506909 +put your kindle in a ziplock bag + +ez +--- 634508259 +Just close your eyes and relax dude. I'd be pissed too if I was trying to relax and all I could hear was "bing bing, wahoo" diff --git a/v/634506493.txt b/v/634506493.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cc3885b2f04931414f300e3e23e44db736dc5749 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506493.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 634506493 +Is this still pretty active online these days? Thinking about buying this or dragons crown. Also, If you had to compare the two, which would you say is better? +--- 634506968 +DC is one of my favorite games of all time so I'm saying get SOR4 sure to the fact you may get someone online easier than the former. Also sor doesn't require grinding for gear ad nauseum like DC. It also depends how much time and how much you care about the style of em. +t. lvl255 Amazon and wizard +--- 634507985 +Well SoR4 is the definitive SoR game at least according to my best friend who has spent decades running all the games. I haven't played it in a long time but if you just want a classic beatemup this is the one to go with. The dlc is also really good. You only need one more person so you can probably find someone? And if you do you guys will just keep going until you lose. It has 8 linear levels and an infinite mode. + +DC is a good beatemup but it is also primarily a party ARPG. The essence of the game is diablo loot and skill points. The game is creative and awesome and most skill points are earned by doing side quests in levels you already beaten. Something like grabbing a certain chest without waking up orcs, or finding an Easter egg in the background. +It is pretty dead outside lower difficulties. When there is a thread and someone says this I pretty much always offer to play inferno or higher and no one ever replies. I am convinced no one plays the final difficulty at all. +This game has 8 levels and each has two paths. You can play as many as you want even run all 8 and loop around. each level you continue your rewards get multiplied but the gear in your loadouts have durability that goes down. You can often stretch your items across 2 levels so with 8 I would say it's possible to run all 16 in a row. Between levels you also cook food to boost your stats. +If you can't find people you can bring AI party members although it is pretty beatable solo. Playing randoms blows. You can match with people but don't expect to run with them longer than half a level. Often they will go the opposite way you want to at the fork or drop out when you guys finish a level, for all you know they already did 3 and want to go to town. Then they get replaced with AI until someone else drops in. You end up seeing a revolving door of people. +In my experience if you do get someone you know to play with you it is hard to get them to commit to a long run. diff --git a/v/634506536.txt b/v/634506536.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..30fbb9b42b0a8f2088eb2b517271a9407f14235e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506536.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +----- +--- 634506536 +>Game is good first run but shit the second + +What’s her name, /v/? +--- 634506978 +>>634506536 (OP) +any game with unskippable cutscenes or scripted events. +--- 634507080 +>>634506536 (OP) +Persona, all of it. +--- 634507095 +>>634506536 (OP) +Elden Ring +--- 634507104 +There's no such thing as a game that's good on it's first run but shit on the second. How did you lose your enjoyment after you beat it? +>>634506978 +And those events sucked ass. I tried playing RDR2 and I kept getting bored. If I played on PC I would have just imported a main quest completed save just to skip that +--- 634507165 +>>634506536 (OP) +Three Houses, specially if Blue Lions was your first house. +--- 634507285 +>>634507104 +>I tried playing RDR2 and I kept getting bored +it's a game that doesn't respect our time. everything takes fucking ages +--- 634507385 +>>634506536 (OP) +Rebecca "Revy" Lee, also known as best girl +--- 634507537 +>>634506536 (OP) +Most "cinematic" games really lose their punch on the second run. All the story beats are already known, and the gameplay is revealed to not have been strong enough to support itself all along. +I loved Undertale on the first run, but replaying it years later was just dull. I knew all the gags already, so it never hit the same. +--- 634507562 +>>634506536 (OP) +DAMAGED GOODS. +--- 634507641 +>>634506536 (OP) +revy could shoot me in the back and break my kneecaps with a pipe and I would thank her +--- 634507674 +>>634506978 +>This kills the PS2 Squaresoft RPG +--- 634507751 +>>634506536 (OP) +Unironically any Souls game. +Once you've played them once you know. +--- 634507752 +Any game longer than 30 h +--- 634507882 +>>634507104 +There are plenty of games that show potential early to midgame that you force yourself through the last half thinking surely it will get better than the game ends and it was shit. Like pillars of eternity, encased, or outerworlds. +--- 634507982 +>>634507751 +I can and have replay 2 every other year or so. I have not real interest in replaying 1 and 3, especially 3. 1 only gets a little more replay because of pure nostalgia. +--- 634508101 +>>634506536 (OP) +Danganronpa +--- 634508213 +>>634507285 +That's because it knows your time is worth nothing, what were you planning to do anyway ? Jerk off and shitpost on /v/ ? diff --git a/v/634506578.txt b/v/634506578.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..960a60526efbf3dfdab8e9f978afef9529993b49 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506578.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 634506578 +anon I brought some taco bell and mario party 3 +--- 634506631 +anon I brought my B U T T O C K S +--- 634507010 +Who the fuck are you and what are you doing at my home? +--- 634507013 +>>634506631 +Why is she so greasy? +--- 634507391 +>>634506578 (OP) +GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT +--- 634507489 +Honestly, if she had a cute demeanor, I still would. +--- 634507523 +>>634506578 (OP) +>anon do you have games on your phone +--- 634507679 +>>634506578 (OP) +But first, a joke; what do you get when you cross Squeenix with Marvel writing? + My ass! Nyhah, hah hah! +--- 634507709 +>>634507679 +You know the rules. +--- 634507854 +>>634507679 +Kek +>>634507709 +And so do I +--- 634507867 +>>634507709 +Give me about three and a half hours +--- 634508035 +>>634506578 (OP) +Ew. Leave me alone +--- 634508281 +>>634507679 +>game has humor +--- 634508345 +>>634506578 (OP) +I don't get this meme diff --git a/v/634506595.txt b/v/634506595.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ecbec4e64af5a942ed630a75c04e64c43ce5cd7b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506595.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 634506595 +>want to find out if I should play World or Rise +>last MH I played was 4u +>all the opinions on this matter are worthless as 99% of the players played World as their first MH game and think its the "definitive and pure experience" +--- 634506761 +World is 4U 2.0 so they're right +--- 634506793 +>>634506595 (OP) +as someone that started with Tri on the wii I prefer Rise over world simply because the monsters are more interesting +World just gets boring after beating Anja all the way until you hit Iceborne, and that's about 20 hours straight of pure slog even with the go-fast gear +--- 634506824 +World is the best, it's not even close. +Simply mod the dumb claw to permanently soften parts. +Oh, you're playing on console? Get fucked, loser. +--- 634506915 +>>634506595 (OP) +play both, genius +--- 634508118 +>>634506595 (OP) +just play the games in release order nerd diff --git a/v/634506717.txt b/v/634506717.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c3cc3d031264d48673d3be8040dd9eb2599d07b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506717.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 634506717 +YES! It's finally on PS plus +Time to unalive some nazi scum, folks +--- 634507317 +>>634506717 (OP) +So how badly did NC and YB sell anyway? +--- 634507332 +>>634506717 (OP) +new order was better, only fun thing in this one is the gore +--- 634508142 +>>634507332 +the PC experience of wolfenstein 2 is more fun imo +on a technical level the game runs better with fewer mods needed, unfortunately not as well as doom eternal especially on linux +maybe it's just the way i personally played it but wolfenstein 2 has a gun and ammo system that feels less punishing and more fun too diff --git a/v/634506742.txt b/v/634506742.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e32fe7a4f58e368b9cffcfc076f1e274eb1d09d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506742.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 634506742 +when is this OP piece of shit getting a nerf? +--- 634506931 +>>634506742 (OP) +Play the checkersfork, chess devs are too far gone. +--- 634506940 +>twf too dumb to play chess +How can I improve my iq? +--- 634507198 +>>634506742 (OP) +>king can only move 1 space +>queen can move as far as she wants +why do people play this WOKE garbage??? +--- 634507497 +>>634506940 +Get a time machine and train your infant self. All modern GMs are just babies that were trained on chess from when they were 2 years old. +--- 634507540 +>>634507198 +WHY DOES WHITE GO FIRST ?? +WHITE PRIVILAGE. +--- 634507642 +>>634507540 +>Knights can move over the the peasantry +As if classism wasn't bad enough in the real world. +--- 634507753 +>>634507540 +>>634507642 +the game got a pass because of its trans positive message about all lowly pawns are able to and should strive to become KWEEN. +--- 634507824 +>>634507642 +>>634507753 +>peasants can identify as a queen if they reach the end of the board +tranny game. diff --git a/v/634506815.txt b/v/634506815.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6d3a4fd34123d2512579dee0f40216484ae47133 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506815.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 634506815 +Hmm what a coincidence that exactly his badge got ripped off + +I wonder what happened +--- 634506907 +because it was problematic chud +--- 634506937 +I don't get it, I'm not colorblind and he's a union veteran isn't he? What about the rank symbol was bad? +--- 634507117 +>>634506815 (OP) +that's a union uniform, you waste of flesh +--- 634507179 +lol this thread +--- 634507237 +>>634506815 (OP) +there is no badge there, it's simply a patch he's used to repair what is assumedly a hole in the coat, all they had on the sleeves was the stripes denominating their rank +--- 634507326 +>>634506937 +When a soldier is dishonourably discharged their rank epaulettes / insignia used to be stripped from them in a ceremonial fashion. + +Ie. this guy fucked around and found out. +--- 634507884 +if you actually played the game you'd know he wasn't even a real soldier or verteran and he was just pretending for money diff --git a/v/634506839.txt b/v/634506839.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e12994c401d03d8c57d7439ed940ebfb64eaae14 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506839.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 634506839 +post some /v/idya fan art that truly chills you to the bone +--- 634507258 +I can get behind everyone except Rodya and Outis. +--- 634508092 +>>634506839 (OP) +why did they make my wife look ugly +why do they consistently do this +what is their endgame? their objective? diff --git a/v/634506863.txt b/v/634506863.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..33a19fc6f9493cea218399f77224c36585ecf6dc --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506863.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 634506863 +>retire from a game +>still have the itch to get back on it +Name it +--- 634507309 +Apparently the only ones who are left are a bunch of die-hard tank autists but Darkest Hour still has weekly gatherings. All the clanfags and regulars long quit or moved to RO2. +--- 634507705 +>>634506863 (OP) +World of Tanks; Only sometimes before I remember how p2w that trash is and how it is designed to waste your time with the battle pass/mission cancer they have now. I was super unicum. Most multi-player games are trash and only exist to gift you of more money. +--- 634508154 +>>634506863 (OP) +TF2, it is simply not the same but at the same time there's nothing quit like it out there. +So I go back top it somewhat often but also stop playing just as easily. +Also USF4, loved playing that shit in Japanese arcades. I wasn't good at all but not having to deal with it's dogshit connection was priceless. +>captcha: GAYGG +--- 634508195 +Test diff --git a/v/634506976.txt b/v/634506976.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2f70b5040e97e3a8aecfdbd6b230c3e7b6cef09b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634506976.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 634506976 +Where the fuck is my giant ass space game that lets me + +>colonize/control planets (&abuse the populace as its ruler) +>built giant fleets +>built my own super dreadnought +>built myself my own mech +>lets me command all of these to kill other players in epic battles +>my space sim experience on neutral planets +>let me have a robot maid +>being draft in the wars of my (overlord) empire) + +I mean people here&internet love Star Trek, Star Wars and Babylon 5. The only space game we got is like eve online which is like 20 years old and has nothing of the above. +--- 634507768 +>>634506976 (OP) +>seamless multiplayer wher YOU CAN DO EVERYTHING +star citizen unironically +at least the idea of star citizen +--- 634507772 +>Babylon 5 +that is such a specific inclusion +--- 634507960 +>>634506976 (OP) +It's not multiplayer but Aurora 4x has at least +>colonize/control planets (&abuse the populace as its ruler) +>built giant fleets +>built my own super dreadnought +I guess you can pretend you have a robot maid +--- 634508167 +I don't know but Spore lets you blow up planets, commit genocide and conquer the galaxy +--- 634508334 +>>634506976 (OP) +So Mount & Blade: Space Edition? +--- 634508406 +>>634506976 (OP) +Eve online? diff --git a/v/634507025.txt b/v/634507025.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d0a740c446308e5514e3af4b290f3fefbad891b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507025.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 634507025 +im trying to enjoy this game but holy shit everything is just so ugly +>the atrocious cringeworthy character designs +>enemies just look so silly and out of place +>the voice acting + +i think this is the first time in a game where i actively skip dialogue +--- 634507312 +>>634507025 (OP) +i dunno anon, i loved this game when i first played it when i was 12 +--- 634507604 +play leifthrasir instead +--- 634507775 +>>634507025 (OP) +I played this about 5 years ago and it crashed after I reached the first town, then kept crashing every time I loaded it, so I didn't bother playing it again. shit gaem +--- 634508338 +>>634507025 (OP) +Assuming from the pic, is this game about a corpse fucker? diff --git a/v/634507085.txt b/v/634507085.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..95a0e8c6cfe2b3375cfc58ef58c234230ab6432b --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507085.txt @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +----- +--- 634507085 +What are some games you would only play for the graphics. +--- 634507435 +>>634507085 (OP) +cyberpunk 2077 +--- 634508256 +Oldschool RuneScape +--- 634508478 +No such thing. +C1 had great, fun gameplay and world interaction to boot. diff --git a/v/634507086.txt b/v/634507086.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3de32f3831fe5c5cee0ead1051ebad829bdcaaf6 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507086.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 634507086 +GO BOWLING? +--- 634507157 +>>634507086 (OP) +Loved cosplaying as Hitler in this. 10/10 +--- 634507252 +Such a shame this game runs like total ass diff --git a/v/634507147.txt b/v/634507147.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f35ae85cd31205e60e11e6d991a0be9f6f2e6306 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507147.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 634507147 +In spite of it all, it still turned out better than FFXV. The gameplay is just so much better and it's not even that good. +Really says a lot about how bad FFXV was. diff --git a/v/634507153.txt b/v/634507153.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4f5fe549168b3500cf2e745e1b3eabaffa7b0a91 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507153.txt @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ +----- +--- 634507153 +Let me guess, you need "more"? +--- 634507324 +yeah because a laptop is trash for gaming, the rest is fine, maybe a bigger tv would be nice +--- 634507367 +>>634507153 (OP) +a table or something to rest your feet on would be cool +--- 634507368 +>>634507153 (OP) +I would prefer somewhere to sleep and somewhere to eat, yes. +--- 634507437 +yes, i do need more. +where is his stack of 8TB hard drives? +--- 634507457 +>>634507153 (OP) +A kitchen would be nice +--- 634507491 +>>634507153 (OP) +Provided there's a kitchen and bathroom there in separate rooms, yeah that room is fine +--- 634507550 +>>634507153 (OP) +far as a bedroom goes, through a NAS in the corner and a steam deck and we're groovy. +--- 634507557 +>>634507153 (OP) +Needs a coffee table to rest my drink. +--- 634507580 +>>634507153 (OP) +No that's all I need +--- 634507620 +>>634507367 +Same +--- 634507708 +>>634507153 (OP) +Need a bigger tv and laptop screen, yes. Shits tiny. +--- 634507730 +Let me guess, you need "more"? +--- 634507740 +>>634507153 (OP) +I'll never understand the obsession with rug-covered floors. +--- 634507835 +Kinda yeah +>table for food and leg rest +>laptop can't run games without setting table on fire +Also no a big fan of blinders +I prefer curtains +--- 634507856 +>>634507153 (OP) +i think i'm missing context with this image, aren't i? + +this is elon musk's flat, isn't it? +--- 634507903 +I would at least like curtains. I really can't stand glare on my kino or vidya. +--- 634508008 +>>634507740 +It's easier for apartment complexes and landlords to replace after a tenant leaves than it is to keep hardwood or tile from looking fucked up after countless spills and detritus covering it for years. +--- 634508020 +>>634507153 (OP) +Get rid of the couch, the chair, the other chair, and the carpet and it's perfect +--- 634508094 +>>634508008 +Sound like mold farm desu +--- 634508108 +>>634507740 +better than fucking wood parquet +told my landlord the stuff isnt sealed properly +looks like shit now despite cleaning correctly. +--- 634508187 +>>634507153 (OP) +Tv too small or couch is too far away. Otherwise this is perfect +--- 634508203 +>>634507153 (OP) +curtains would be nice +--- 634508270 +>>634507740 +It’s comfy. +Why millennials so obsessed with hardwood floors? +--- 634508328 +>>634507153 (OP) +>no bed to have sex with a qt +ngmi +--- 634508362 +>>634508094 +a lot of american houses are air conditioned and hence have controlled humidity +as long as you clean a spill I can't imagine mold problems being serious +and all the houses and apartments I have lived in except maybe 1 have had some carpeting. they have not even all had real AC units +--- 634508368 +>>634508270 +>millennials +You do realize that only Americans do that in mass? +I think you guys put rugs even in bathrooms +--- 634508370 +>>634507153 (OP) +The TV is too small for that couch distance diff --git a/v/634507158.txt b/v/634507158.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0230e7c89087799dda6b0970d759c2a0730c75a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507158.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634507158 +I'm not going to play SF6 because there's no Vega. diff --git a/v/634507183.txt b/v/634507183.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..24e44f252e7340eea106379e77428c5a1edca3a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507183.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 634507183 +What the fuck were they thinking? + +I don't want to call it phoned in, but it's like they had no idea how to make the game unique and every idea they threw at the wall failed to stick together. +--- 634507279 +>>634507183 (OP) +>sekiro but good +I don't see the problem. +--- 634507609 +>>634507183 (OP) +but it was a fun game? stupid /v/faggot +--- 634508347 +it was fun just like Nioh and SOP diff --git a/v/634507405.txt b/v/634507405.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..070d455dba5844eefdf56324e14ef16cd44a3f56 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507405.txt @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +----- +--- 634507405 +anyone tried the cracked version on pc ? +do i need internet connection to play KH (cracked)???? +--- 634507846 +>>634507405 (OP) +tech illiterate retard zoomer +--- 634507953 +>>634507405 (OP) +they run great, cracked or not cracked +no you do not + +reccomend this also :https://github.com/TopazTK/KH-ReFined/releases/tag/v3.00 +--- 634507961 +>>634507846 +genuine question +this is not my first cracked game ive ever played tho +--- 634508052 +>>634507953 +thank u anon <3 +--- 634508162 +Will the game release on Steam or any other platform than EGS for pc? I'm tired of waiting, bros... diff --git a/v/634507471.txt b/v/634507471.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d6a86d4dc4994777cbd45fa4d8e00d51d12467d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507471.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634507471 +THIS CANNOT BE REAL. + +YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME ENDWALKER WAS DYING AND DRAGONFLIGHT WAS BUSSIN'!?! +--- 634507585 +FUCK YEW! YOU FOOKIN PRICK! +--- 634507598 +Do we really need another one of those? Considering how hard you´re shilling the proclaimed end of wow, it sure reeks like a scorned lover. diff --git a/v/634507478.txt b/v/634507478.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b0360629a7b9edb286347d4a92c60dd403d9b884 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507478.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634507478 +After a decade its time for me to give up Lost Planet 2. What are some good modern games with highly-customizable girl butts AND good gameplay? diff --git a/v/634507498.txt b/v/634507498.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a8e13c02b20ee1ca184c29e398f81e152acb299d --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507498.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +----- +--- 634507498 +>‘We. The Refugees: Ticket to Europe’ is a socially engaged, text-based RPG about a journalist looking for his big break by uncovering the plights of refugees travelling from Africa to Europe. It is a story inspired by true events. +finally I can play a journalist +--- 634507597 +>>634507498 (OP) +>Fake the photos +>Control the Narrative +>Take the bribes +>Sell out to globohomo +--- 634507626 +or maybe I should play this? +--- 634507671 +>>634507498 (OP) +>>634507626 +>Literally globohomo games +--- 634507756 +I still don't understand how ANY normie supports refugees moving into their country or state. +>"Yeah go ahead and take over the town I live in and make it Bosnian bro!!!" +--- 634507816 +>>634507756 +what makes you think they have a say? +--- 634507991 +If you guys hate refugees so much why don't you stop destabilizing and exploiting those countries? +--- 634508047 +>>634507991 +Because it's fun. diff --git a/v/634507605.txt b/v/634507605.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ffed452177b905f5a7e968a2fdcd8bade20ed96f --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507605.txt @@ -0,0 +1,85 @@ +----- +--- 634507605 +she's so pretty +--- 634507648 +>>634507605 (OP) +How big is her futa girlcock? +--- 634507687 +>>634507605 (OP) +--- 634507757 +Nazrin. +--- 634507826 +Ringo's feet in my mouth +--- 634507850 +New Touhou game announced: https://touhou-project.news/news/8892/ +--- 634507852 +She'll be a stage 1-2 opponent and be shit tier +--- 634507858 +>>634507757 +Nazrin +--- 634507887 +MY NAME IS KOISHI AND I'M HERE TO SAY +--- 634507906 +>>634507858 +Alice +--- 634507937 +>>634507605 (OP) +Mystery niggas +--- 634507946 +>>634507605 (OP) +Pretty not Video Games. +--- 634507956 +I hope futaba channel is happy since I know they love Seiran +--- 634507997 +Touhou is healing. +https://youtu.be/6URXlKBu2vU [Embed] +--- 634508027 +>>634507937 +I like how they both have the exact same face +--- 634508073 +marisa should be fucked +--- 634508084 +>>634507946 +>janny eiki making a joke +so you have a soul ?... +--- 634508086 +>>634507887 +Shut the FUCK up Koishi +--- 634508104 +Marisa is a monkey +--- 634508149 +>>634508073 +Yeah by me +--- 634508164 +>>634507687 +Those ugly ears doomed her to obscurity. +--- 634508173 +>>634508149 +Marisa has the best taste after all +--- 634508214 +ooh ooh AHH AHHHHH +--- 634508229 +>>634507605 (OP) +>>634507617 → +Previous touhou general since last one is archiving, remember to keep the thread titles vague so janitor/mods doesn't discover our daily threads. +--- 634508232 +>>634508214 +Marisa... +--- 634508275 +MIMAMIMAMIMAMIMAMIMAMIMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG * +--- 634508285 +>One of the character's most notorious traits is stealing/hoarding +>Gets associated with monkeys +Ohnononono ZUNbros... +Can't believe he's getting cancelled... +--- 634508315 +>snake zodiac +ITS TIME +--- 634508323 +I do not care for Mima +--- 634508339 +>>634508164 +It's weird because Eika's ears are canonically bigger. What's with ZUN and big ears? +--- 634508354 +>>634508149 +Don't post such pictures with Marisa please, I'm trying to refrain from energy drink consumption, but if you'll post such imagery.. diff --git a/v/634507716.txt b/v/634507716.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e7fcd9609bea1798930482702d89b86a8741754e --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507716.txt @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +----- +--- 634507716 +99% of gameboy colors catalog was shovelware shit +literally a pokemon machine +--- 634507857 +It was a Tetris machine well before that you stupid fucking zoomer. Why do children try to speak with authority about things they don't understand? Is it a symptom of modern schooling techniques? +--- 634507902 +>>634507716 (OP) +I had the one with Togepi, Jigglypuff and Pikachu. +--- 634507965 +>>634507857 +>efore that you stupid fucking zoomer. Why do children try to speak with authority about things they don't understand? Is it a symptom of modern schooling techniques? + +Lack of schooling you mean. + +Bad bait thread probably got banned from retro. +--- 634508059 +>>634507716 (OP) +you cannot understand things that came before cell phones because you don't know a world without them. you can never understand, you can never be a part of the club, your brain will always be fried by lack of parenting. give up +--- 634508085 +>>634507716 (OP) +Handhelds start with the Gameboy advance. No point playing anything before +--- 634508091 +Tetris +Zelda Link's Awakening +Zelda Oracle of Ages +Zelda Oracle of Seasons +Metroid 2 Return of Samus +Super Mario Land +Kirby's Dreamland +Metal Gear Solid Ghost Babel + +Thats all I can think of but thats more games than the switch or wiiu have. +--- 634508136 +>>634508091 +and ps3 +--- 634508376 +>>634507716 (OP) +it didnt have as many great games as gba but theres a ton of good shit even beyond the obvious zelda/mario/etc +also the 3 zelda released on it are the best in the series. gba only had minish cap which was very mid no cap diff --git a/v/634507819.txt b/v/634507819.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..45e8e42bb6069a79b3dbbbdcc88d44ca26db0a4a --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634507819.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634507819 +What the fuck was Ranni's problem? +--- 634507984 +>>634507819 (OP) +godwyn was in the way. shrimple azzat. +--- 634508012 +>>634507819 (OP) +women hate chads that reject them diff --git a/v/634508043.txt b/v/634508043.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5a739c6bc38b634dacd758ef442034f5ad87eec3 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508043.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 634508043 +Nintendo should be able to sue you for implying you want to violate their copyright, not even having done it. + +You present a POTENTIAL threat to their enterprise so it's not to be taken lightly. +--- 634508253 +>>634508043 (OP) +gay bait thread sage diff --git a/v/634508093.txt b/v/634508093.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e80b67566b7f34bdbee09c5998e380ff59d3ab00 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508093.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 634508093 +>nukes the entire town +nothin personel +--- 634508226 +I prefer the Megaton house to the Tenpenny suite diff --git a/v/634508137.txt b/v/634508137.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f6149f98e7f1964036e513d3cf595cf4de24220c --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508137.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 634508137 +its up +--- 634508217 +>>634508137 (OP) +Since yesterday, also kill yourself for the eceleb thread. +--- 634508463 +>>634508217 +>Since yesterday, also kill yourself for the eceleb thread. diff --git a/v/634508180.txt b/v/634508180.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..711cf3094f83f29563df2efb1b730817b49923cf --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508180.txt @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +----- +--- 634508180 +>zoomies feel nostalgia for Mice on Venus +It's not been that long, why? +--- 634508215 +>>634508180 (OP) +>kino game +>people love it +hmm +--- 634508306 +>>634508180 (OP) +>It's not been that long +sure as hell feels like it +the new content they continuously shit out isn't exactly helping either towards the longing of simpler times +--- 634508308 +they probably played Minecraft religiously when they were a kid and now associate that song with their childhood, literally fucking nostalgia +--- 634508372 +>>634508180 (OP) +It has been a decade. diff --git a/v/634508191.txt b/v/634508191.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ef1326485e792e8ee398994aa465f11d255eeeed --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508191.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 634508191 +>escort mission +--- 634508310 +Any vidya like Baki in terms of aesthetics and absurdity? diff --git a/v/634508221.txt b/v/634508221.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..53150ec6d18c30050df1c5b01a35a81ebb07b8c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508221.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +----- +--- 634508221 +>Make a new classic FF game +>Apple Arcade exclusive +What the fuck is Sakaguchi’s problem? +--- 634508298 +I thought he had retire. Te is almost sixty. diff --git a/v/634508254.txt b/v/634508254.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..836467f22ddfc85ddbe0b949180e1f961a3e4566 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508254.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634508254 +Why are the nips so obsessed with playing these skinnerbox gacha games. What is with their culture and being obsessed with gambling everywhere they go diff --git a/v/634508374.txt b/v/634508374.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cd6f590ccd13d5b7fdb234e271e3dc15c07130f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508374.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +----- +--- 634508374 +>he bought a novideoram GPU +kek, ISHYGDDT diff --git a/v/634508380.txt b/v/634508380.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..33715f03d81459daf9d60ad8e4414e0216951de4 --- /dev/null +++ b/v/634508380.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 634508380 +This is the guy Zelda told link not to worry about