diff --git a/co/136951903.txt b/co/136951903.txt index 8b4c7a6d7c83f4f46eb9a6a73ccb97b7086fdc15..3d9d42b6a34b48592656f9dbb889c20529ae925d 100644 --- a/co/136951903.txt +++ b/co/136951903.txt @@ -1179,3 +1179,212 @@ Is Wiz female --- 137039003 >>137037301 Will any writers be there +--- 137039383 +>>137031009 +>>137031998 +Just ask for clarification/more information on things that likely won't matter much for any future work. Stuff like if Titan Luz was planned from early on, same for the glyphs ceasing to work, how Amity got Ghost, how Palismen work, what the Boiling Isles calendar is like, that kind of thing. Can you think of more questions in this vein that you'd like to see answered? +--- 137039685 +>>136951914 +>Hunter takes cock up his ass +unf +--- 137041496 +>>137026082 +buff wife +--- 137041907 +>>137041496 +>ywn have this +--- 137042110 +>>137029548 +>>137030288 +wife material (for eda) +--- 137042140 +>>137036019 +Belos is Sans? +--- 137042155 +>>137037971 +Tribal bros... +Doesn't this disprove our war... +--- 137042167 +>>137039383 +>same for the glyphs ceasing to work +Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't there a scene where she couldn't use Glyphs in the human world and then one later on where King was knocked in with her and she was able to use one but there was too much going on for her to really notice? +--- 137042174 +>nearly 400 posts +>no blightcest +these threads are no fun anymore +--- 137042207 +>>137042174 +I have seen this movie. It was... interesting. +--- 137042365 +i didn't watch this but i wish it had more porn, i want to bite luz's stonetoss mouth +--- 137042450 +>>137042174 +personally I wish there was more edalith, too +--- 137042558 +It’s pretty funny how Luz’s actions directly led to the death of King’s Dad. + +Belos only got back to the Demon Realm because the hex squad was looking for the rebus / blood. +Meanwhile, King was roughly minutes to hours away from confronting the Collector on his behavior, and the only reason his redemption got stalled was because Raine got possessed. +So if Luz had decided to wait one more day, The Collector would have already un-puppet-ified everyone, and Belos would never have found out that Star magic doesn’t work on Titans; meaning he would never have possessed (and killed) King’s dad. +--- 137042766 +>>137042558 +>Belos only got back to the Demon Realm because the hex squad was looking for the rebus / blood. +I'm pretty sure he knew where it was, he just couldn't go after it right away because he was recuperating and needed a body + +We also don't know if the Collector would've listened to King, King lets Luz do the talking no jutsu and it works because he sees how close Eda, Luz, and King are +--- 137042816 +>>137042174 +>blightcest +Not my favorite stuff but Em is pretty hot. +--- 137042971 +>>137042450 +did this ever get continued? +--- 137042978 +>>137042971 +unfortunately I don't really know, I certainly hope it did +--- 137043058 +I'm wondering why Dana didn't want to confirm Vee x Masha, feels like a harmless bone to throw to the fans so there's probably a reason + +The only thing I could come up with is that there's already several high school sweetheart couples in the show that are important, and confirming an unimportant one like Vee's would make the former ones less convincing +--- 137043262 +>>137042971 +Yes, right before the last big meltdown +--- 137043272 +>>137043262 +--- 137043435 +>>137043262 +>>137043272 +nice +--- 137043594 +What is it about Luz's autism that captured Amity's heart? +--- 137044022 +>>137043058 +dana probably doesn't care about them much. everything about vee/non binary masha smells like a storyboarder self indulging. +--- 137044274 +>>137043058 +Because it would inevitably lead to Vee feeling like she needs to come clean with Masha and I think that would call for a full exploration in some official capacity instead of Dana going, "oh yeah and this minor human character finds out about the Boiling Isles off screen". It's definitely one of those things that I think would be explored in a continuation. +--- 137044730 +>>137043594 +passion, at least in my experience. that enthusiasm and exuberance tends to be what's so polarizing, some people are into your passionate nature and some people find your obsessiveness irritating. Some people, both. It's all about finding someone who loves you for who you are, but part of that is making that you-ness worth loving, and reveling in your own dysfunction is extremely unattractive. That's part of that hypocritical, borderline-evil 'jealousy turns people off' thing, where the underlying nature of it isn't something people should internalize, jealousy is unhealthy but also shouldn't be considered unattractive because it's a byproduct of caring and needing, and neither of those are inherently bad. Sorry I kind of went off on a rant, but as someone who is autistic and who went on a whole roller coaster ride of relationships and marriage and divorce and is now trying to figure out who he is, that's just my perspective +--- 137044906 +>>137043594 +it was just her brown cunny +--- 137044942 +>>137044906 +amity's got the lesbian version of that mandingo fetish, she saw a foreign (human) brown girl and immediately melted. I'll just bet when she's blasting her button and thinking about Luz her fantasies are less 'oh luz i love you' and more 'oh luz, hold me down with your human strength, you're like an animal' +--- 137045129 +Is there a single straight character in this show? +--- 137045148 +>>137045129 +camilla and dana not saying anything about him makes me think gus is too +--- 137045168 +>>136951903 (OP) +Kek this thread is so slow, it's truly a dead show. As it deserved +--- 137045249 +>>137045148 +>dana not saying anything about him makes me think gus is too +Gus had a crush on that chick from that other school in through the looking glass ruins. I'm guessing because people ship him so much with Mattholomule she's not saying anything. +--- 137045273 +>>137045168 +Luz culo will fix this +--- 137045303 +>>137045148 +>>137045249 +Gus wears the gay illusion covenhead's gay earring on the gay ear +--- 137045354 +>>137045303 +is the gay ear even a thing anymore +--- 137046031 +>>137044022 +Cute. I wish that they’d gotten more screen time together. +--- 137046461 +This is the average IQ of an owlshitter +--- 137046768 +>>137039383 +Yeah I have questions whose answers wouldn't spoil anything but that won't stop others from asking spoilery questions +--- 137046934 +>>137038751 + +Yes she is +--- 137047538 +>>137046934 +Very nice +--- 137047703 +Lilith fucking Hooty +--- 137049051 +>>137047703 +Absolutely not +--- 137049410 +>>137046768 +Well, if they’re too spoilers, Dana probably just won’t answer. Just look at her reaction to being asked about the Archivists. +--- 137049465 +>>136958558 +The same reason they made Dumbledore gay after all the books already came out: brownie points +--- 137049532 +>>137049465 +Dumbledore being gay fits though just like this. +--- 137049851 +>>137049465 +Nah, in the Owl House's case I genuinely believe they had it in mind but didn't really have room to explore it, with Rowling she clearly made up after the fact. +--- 137049909 +>>137049851 +Hunter even wore a bi pin on his jacket in Thanks to Them, Willow always looked like a freak to me +--- 137049937 +>>137049909 +i always knew willow was either ace or an absolute fucking degenerate, there was no way she was going to be anywhere in between +--- 137050514 +>>137049851 +>>137049909 +I can definitely give Hunter and to a slightly lesser extent Willow a pass because they're two youngish teens who didn't have room to explore those parts of themselves before the start of the show. There's frankly no room for them to fit Hunter expressing attraction to boys into the show, especially given who his options are (Gus, Edric... Jerbo, I guess). +--- 137050562 +>>137050514 +Hunter x Hunter___ +--- 137050704 +>>137036246 +Yes, and the wife of the She-Ra showrunner also worked in this show +--- 137051147 +>>137049851 +anon that's a very out of date cultural reference. there was literally a recent movie about how gay dumbledore was. + +dana truly is a worse rowling in every way +--- 137051225 +>>137051147 +>there was literally a recent movie about how gay dumbledore was. +It was always a stupid cope that it was added after the fact anyways when it explains why Dumbledore waited so long to get involved in the war against him (something that is brought up multiple times in the last book) and why he was so happy over the fact that the man died protecting his grave. They just didn't have the character go 'I'M GAY GUYS' so people tried to cope and bitch about it. +--- 137051373 +>>137047703 +Lilith fucking Steve +--- 137051543 +>>137051373 +>steve being more than happy to be her toy +>the whole time lilith is thinking about edalyn +--- 137052808 +>>137052233 +Why's he look so..different. +--- 137053500 +>>137051373 +NO! Lilith only takes the BHC (Big Hooty Cock) +--- 137053955 +Am I a freak for really wanting to fuck Belos? +Something about him makes me extremely sexually frustrated. +--- 137053974 +>>137053955 +tell me about your dad, anon +--- 137054014 +>>137053955 +He's like 417 years old you sick fuck. +--- 137054147 +>>137054014 +--- 137054539 +>>137033990 +Literally goals +--- 137054637 +>>137041907 +I will make it happen or die trying +--- 137054975 +>>137054637 +>Cute chubby magical elf girls don't exist + +Oh well. +--- 137056267 +Cute kitties. diff --git a/co/136953891.txt b/co/136953891.txt index ef5ab992f74e9edbae467437314bba1096628f73..192ec4d45dfb84445db4d750927c1a46ded95ad9 100644 --- a/co/136953891.txt +++ b/co/136953891.txt @@ -1327,3 +1327,354 @@ That being said, the impression I got from browsing the Spidey threads was that >>137038501 The problem with Chasm is that he pissed off the fans (and least the memes with him were funny). But Paul is literally a character who came out of nowhere and who doesn't give a shit about him as a character. I don't mind the idea that Belle went into another phase "It's not a phase, Petra!" and found herself an elf boyfriend around Christmas because it's the most wonderful day of the year~. This is okay by me, quite comedic and romantic. But I picture James (if that name isn't already taken) as a cheeky asshole, while your names especially the word Knight suggest something noble, but I don't mind changing the name. +--- 137039272 +Sooooo +What are her powers? +--- 137039371 +>>137039272 +Honey-Bee? It's on wiki: + +Even before the bee sting, Petra is smart, especially when it comes to engineering and mechanics, although she has some experience with chemistry. From the bee sting, Petra develops the following powers: + +Empathic Pathfinding - the ability to track people based on their emotional state +- Ultraviolet Vision - the ability to see ultraviolet light, like bees +- Enhanced Agility +- Proportionate Strength +- Wrist-mounted stingers - Petra develops two organic stingers, one on each wrist. When she stings someone, the stingers are painfully pulled from her wrists. They eventually grow back, but due to the pain, Petra opts to use retractable stingers on her suit instead +- Healing Honey - Petra can generate honey by consuming a lot of sugar, and vomiting out honey which can be used to heal any injury. However, Petra notes that it is a disgusting process, so she only uses it in dire moments + +Petra develops the following devices to help her crime-fighting: +-A wing pack to allow her to fly +-Synthetic honey bombs +-Specialized visors to filter ultraviolet light +--- 137040210 +>>137037934 +>>137038005 +Ok I'm kinda liking this +--- 137040785 +>>137038712 +Lets make it a joke about how he doesn't have an actual name, or everyone forgets him its Silent Knight. Turns out everyone calls him all sorts of things, and the transformation catch? +Just like Janine transforms into all sorts of monsters by using masks, James transforms into different christmas creatures. So he can become an innocent-looking elf, only to transform into the Krampus, the Yule Cat and a monster reindeer. +>Tfw he becomes Maddie's nemesis and she goes ballistic one she sees him +--- 137040998 +Why do we keep making characters? Haven’t we have an old discussion that we have too many characters and so far we only focused on bee and some favorites and not so much on the other ones that are incomplete or still missing some roles in the AU? +--- 137041248 +>>137040785 +Still not sure about the name. Masks are cool, but I also was thinking about trickster like Xmas themed toys, bomb etc. +What about Belle? What does she represent this time? + +>>137040998 +I mean yeah, I agree, but we need a writers, which we sertanly dosen't have yet. One anon promise, but time will show. So we just return to the villain list. To be fair, we don't just focus on the Frenemies itt, but on others like Sculpture and a couple of new ones.I also think maybe because there is a little few of us, not much discussion and make a new characters is just the easy way. +I also say if we're make a new ones we need some boys for AU. +--- 137041804 +>>137035371 +>what's Maya's response to her learning that her parents are dead, and that she's most likely stuck like this forever? +I don't think her parents are dead +Theres a possibility that they ran away because of immense guilt as a result of accidentally killing their daughter +Maya, on the other hand. Would interpret their abandonment as leaving her to die. Along with the horrors of maintaining her own sanity and her inability to be whole again, as her goop form is constantly trying to mold itself back together without success +--- 137041897 +>>137041248 +>>137040785 +First draft. What other masks can he use? +--- 137042194 +>>137041897 +He cute +Draw a gnome mask +--- 137042425 +>>137042194 +Like gonks? +--- 137042553 +>>137042492 +Creepy, also like the human outlines under honey +--- 137042702 +>>137035371 +>I mean, does it really matter for Maya's parents to be evil or not? +Not really. I was really wondering whenever they're good or bad because the current wiki entry doesn't make it clear. +>What matters is, what's Maya's response to her learning that her parents are dead, and that she's most likely stuck like this forever? +As >>137041804 mentions, their fate is not really defined at the moment. +>>137040998 +>Haven’t we have an old discussion that we have too many characters and so far we only focused on bee and some favorites and not so much on the other ones that are incomplete or still missing some roles in the AU? +Yup. At least I can recall the "only focused on bee and some favorites" part. It would be better to focus on what's on the plate right now and make current "Bee cast" more refined(?), I guess. +--- 137042931 +>>137040998 +On one hand, yeah, we're swamped with characters. On the other, people enjoy making new characters, and sometimes adding new characters recontextualize other characters to make new situations with. At least with Clawdia and Serval, it's more righting a wrong, since they were the only two characters not adapted from the very beginning +--- 137043397 +>>137041804 +>>137042702 +Regarding Maya's parents, I think it really depends on how long ago it was between her transformation and the current point in the timeline. Personally, I think it's more tragic if they're dead, since it means (to Maya, at least) absolutely no chance of turning her back, as well as giving us an opportunity to put Maya with the F4 and make friends with Burgeon and have them return and show up in more shenanigans. If her parents are still alive, then no doubt they'll want to restart their research to turn their daughter back +--- 137043955 +>>137037837 +Yeah, I like this idea, too. I know we're just calling her Doppelganger, because that's who she's based on, but I guess we can just call her Vulture-Bee to fit the same naming convention as Honey-Bee and Bumble-Bee? +--- 137044470 +>>137041248 +>Xmas themed toys, bomb etc. +That'd be fun, he'd have a sack of presents, and each one does a different thing, like a boxing glove jack in a box, or snow globe bombs +>>137041897 +What other christmas themed/vaguely winter-ish monsters are there? Yetis? Snowmen? +--- 137044853 +>>136972813 +I like this one the most. It should have all kinds of weapons +--- 137045364 +>>137044853 +What kind of weapons would it have? It's aimed at capturing Honey-Bee, so it'd have to be mostly nonlethal +--- 137045461 +>>137045364 +Disk launchers +--- 137045936 +>>137043955 +Yeah, "Doppelganger" implies that she's trying to copy Honey-Bee, but from what we currently have written, it's more like she's trying to supplant her. Kind of like a smarter, more vicious Phoenix? +--- 137046353 +>>137045364 +>What kind of weapons would it have? +Net launchers, stun lasers, stuff like that +>>137045461 +I guess some kind of non-lethat projectile would work too + +Of course, all this could be modified by someone like Gadgetrix, with more killing intent +--- 137046397 +>>137036483 +https://imgur.com/a/SbvxvIl +--- 137046523 +>>137046397 +Very nice! I especially like how you drew Clover and Sari! +--- 137047091 +>>137046397 +Nice! Are you going to do more? If so, could you do Quake, Override, and/or Radia, since they don't have a lot of art? +--- 137047556 +>>137046397 +Cute and awesome +--- 137047961 +>>137041248 +>we need a writers +I'm not a writer (despite spending a lot of time typing text), but I do need an excuse to challenge myself in this field. That's not me committing to anything though, sorry. +If I get enough motivation and ideas, I could try work something out with my silly idea about Nectar's parents. +>>137043397 +>I think it really depends on how long ago it was between her transformation and the current point in the timeline. +Yeah. +>Personally, I think it's more tragic if they're dead +My head actually started low-key spinning here in a good way. Like, I can see a story that gets pretty damn grim. Not just for the sake of it. Although it does lean more into "they're good" side. Not sure why, but part of me thinks it could be best to leave it "ambiguously neutral"... +On the other hand, all this theory bating, "grey characters" and "subverting expectations... Fuck that. Should do something about me going into "heavy" side of things as well. Real life has that effect on me. + +>"Oh yeah, I'll just see how they're doing. Too busy to lurk in these threads again." +>Proceed to lurk in this thread. +It's probably going to die tomorrow, but still. lol +--- 137048035 +Sex with Honey-Bee! +--- 137048149 +>>137043397 +>I think it really depends on how long ago it was between her transformation and the current point in the timeline. +According to the wiki, she's likely stuck in a vat for 10 years. And she's still a kid at that point in time. +Also, being a human honey monstrosity, she could certainly survived that long enough with any external sustenance + +Idk about the parent's status: deceased or not, both are good possible options for nectar's storyline +--- 137048159 +>>137041897 +>>137042492 +Cool +--- 137048178 +>>137048149 +*without* any external sustenance + +Anyway, see ya next thread +--- 137048494 +>>137047961 +>Not sure why, but part of me thinks it could be best to leave it "ambiguously neutral"... +>On the other hand, all this theory bating, "grey characters" and "subverting expectations... Fuck that +I mean, at the end of the day, Maya's parents are pretty minor characters, alive or otherwise. The important thing to think about is how Maya feels about whatever is going on, whether they're alive and abandoned her because they thought she was completely gone, or whether they're dead and she sees their tombstones, alongside hers, and how that dictates her actions going forward. Does she lose the will to live and resign herself to be washed away by the rain? Or does Petra and Doe and the others try and instill hope by bringing her to the F4 or Clawdia and try and start getting her back to normal? + +Also>>137047961 +>It's probably going to die tomorrow, but still. lol +>>137048178 +>Anyway, see ya next thread +Bump limit's 500 posts, don't call it dead prematurely +--- 137048735 +>>137048149 +>Also, being a human honey monstrosity, she could certainly survived that long enough with any external sustenance +Personally, I assumed Nectar was in stasis-like state while in the vat and she didn't actually aged all that much. So it wasn't 10 years for her, but like 10 hours or days. +>>137048494 +>I mean, at the end of the day, Maya's parents are pretty minor characters, alive or otherwise. +True. Just had a feeling that their story, if expanded, could be pretty solid for Honey-Bee mythos even as minor characters. Again, might be something I tinker with in my free time and maybe get far enough to throw away here. +>The important thing to think about is how Maya feels about whatever is going on +Going off of my "stasis-like" perception, it's pretty rough. +>Or does Petra and Doe and the others try and instill hope by bringing her to the F4 or Clawdia and try and start getting her back to normal? +It would lead to this one, obviously. "Rain" part might be too much, but who knows. +>Bump limit's 500 posts, don't call it dead prematurely +Well... Will see in 8-10 hours when I wake up and get to 4Chan. +--- 137048930 +>>137037983 +And the conclusion: +>Sometime in the middle of the battle, Clawdia disappears +>HB, BB, and GD beat back Serval and Pteryx to complete the delivery +>They arrive at the delivery point, only to see Clawdia waiting there +>They prepare for another fight, only for Clawdia to produce the proper paperwork for the delivery +>It turns out she forgot she put in the order for the rare DNA for research, so when she found about about the delivery and how it had the exact DNA samples she wanted, she jumped into action +>Only to remember that it's her delivery halfway through the battle +--- 137049510 +>>137046353 +The Beekeeper comes with +>Smoke bombs +>Jet boosters +>Disk launchers that are described +>The ability to send out blinding lights +>Separable limbs, Grevious style +>The ability to generate low-power forcefields +Then we get what happened when someone modified the poor fucker for killing purposes. We don't talk about that. +--- 137049736 +>>137049510 +>We don't talk about that +We should, it sounds like a fun story. Like HB thinks she's going in to fight this rogue Beekeeper, only it to bring out the heavy (and lethal) armaments +--- 137049842 +>>137049736 +The answer is "Death." +>Plasma sphere cannons +>Ripper disks +>Steel spheres the size of a softball launched at 300 mph +--- 137049924 +>>137036952 +Probably claws and cat-like powers. How are we tackling Puma? Because otherwise, those powers might be redundant with Puma running around. +Unless we twist it and F!Puma is a pronghorn, a bison or a mustang. +--- 137050151 +>>137049842 +And I'm guessing energy blades, too? It could be fun to see HB try and fight one armed to the teeth + +>>137049924 +Eh, I think by this point, we have more than enough characters. Unless we want to adapt a specific story that requires a F!Puma, I think we're better off working with the characters we got now +--- 137050742 +>>137049924 +>Unless we twist it +We usually do. What would be the opposite of a puma/mountain lion? Considering Puma's Native American/from New Mexico we should probably pick an animal from that area's mythology? although >>137050151 is right, and we should focus on the characters we currently have instead of coming up with new ones +--- 137050754 +>>137036483 +Oh I really like these! +--- 137051523 +>>137049842 +The real question is, who's brilliant idea was it to give the Beekeepers those weapons, and why? +--- 137051651 +Clawdia hanging with some friends. +--- 137051769 +>>137051651 +Very nice! What other crustaceans would hang with these guys? Mr. Krabs, maybe? +--- 137052186 +>>137051523 +Some lunatic +--- 137052694 +>>137051651 +Do you think Clawdia does the Zoidberg Woop woop woop when she tries to get out of trouble? +--- 137052845 +>>137051651 +ooooh amazing! + +>>137047091 +Kinda wanna finish concept art with James first + +>>137044470 +>Yetis? Snowmen? +Yes, there are also a lot of Monsters from myths. +We can add ghosts from Scrooge: the key is that you can briefly look into the flow of time, the minus of these masks is that you cannot do anything in them, just look. We can add a time limit or that these masks are only valid at Christmas. +I'll draw a few masks for now, but I think we can just add later if we want. + +>>137042194 +>Draw a gnome mask +The problem with gnomes is that they often act as protectors of the home. There is the Tomten, he is also a protector, but if you make him angry, he can bite you, and his bites are poisonous, so you'll simply die. What do you say? +--- 137052873 +>>137052845 +>that these masks are only valid at Christmas +That seems like a particularly useless feature, because the rest of the year he's useless! I think the time limit works best, and the masks have to recharge between use. Like a mask based Hero dial or omnitrix? +--- 137052960 +>>137052873 +I didn't want to overuse this ability since Gwen has it permanently. But letting masks to recharge is a good idea, maybe used masks turn white? And then slowly recover, showing color. Some need more time, some need less. +--- 137052992 +>>137052960 +>maybe used masks turn white? And then slowly recover, showing color. Some need more time, some need less +Yeah, have them tied to the mask's power level as a means of balancing them. So like the more powerful masks, like the Krampus mask takes longer to recharge, while the weaker mask, like, idk the Snowman mask would charge faster +--- 137053097 +>>137052992 +Exactly. Any ideas for mask while am here? +Google "Winter Folklore Traditions and Creepy Christmas Monsters A to Z", there is an article with a bunch of monsters from different countries. I liked the Unexpected Guest on Christmas Eve from Poland, can serve as a disguise mask. +--- 137053301 +>>137053097 +You could do one mask for each of the Yule Lads, with each power being related to their respective prank, although most of them would be pretty useless. I guess the most effective one would be Ketkroker, since he has a meat hook as a weapon. + +Hans Trapp would be a good one, kind of a generic scarecrow type character, though I'm not sure what you can do with that that DC's scarecrow hasn't already done +--- 137053411 +>>137053301 +>Yule Lads +Same, but this is like 'you buy one you get useless two for free' kinda situation. + +>Ketkroker +>Hans Trapp +Got it. I'll do HT just in case, a mask of fear. +--- 137053413 +>>137053097 +>>137053301 +I imagine you could reference both Hans Trapp (and Jack Skellington) by having him be very agile and flexible. Which would prove to be a problem for Honey-Bee, since she's VERY bad at cqc. Just imagine him sliding through a very narrow chimney to avoid capture, or being so nimble HB can't land a punch on him so easily. +--- 137053739 +>>137053097 +Going a bit more generic, the reindeer mask gives him flight, like Santa's reindeer. Jack Frost gives him cryokinesis, but it's very limited compared to Maddie, and it takes a long time to recharge. +--- 137053925 +>>137050151 +Here's something interesting. The Bee-Keeper is techno-organic, so it's able to learn and actually develop over time. Unfortunately, it has a slightly philosophical streak in that it constantly wonders why it's pursuing this bee-girl +--- 137053942 +>>137053301 +>>137053411 +Speaking of "Yule Lads", that'd be the perfect name for M!Hallow's Eve: The Yule Lad. It's mischievous and somewhat playful +--- 137054035 +>>137053413 +>>137053739 +>>137053942 +thanks, on the list + +>The Yule Lad +Nice one, maybe even the Yule Lads, because his clothes will change from mask to mask, so people might think that there are more than one. But I okay with like it is. +--- 137054464 +>>137051769 +danger crab +--- 137054989 +So, to sum up: +- Krampus (abilities: jump high, strength, claws, the rute, a basket strapped to his back) +- The Yule Cat (how big is he? Somewhere written that cat is the size of a bull, but I think we can do a little bigger?) +- The Yeti (Enormous strength, frost tolerance) +- The Snowmen (not sure about that one if we got Jack Frost later) +- The Tomten (Mask of poison) +- The three ghosts of Christmas +- The Unexpected Guest (Mask of Disguise) +- The Yule Lads (13 masks in different usefulness) +- Ketkrókur (The meat hook as a weapon) +- Hans Trapp (Mask of Fear. Very agile and flexible) +- The reindeer (Mask of Flight) +- Jack Frost (Mask of Ice. Cryokinesis) + +I think there are plenty of masks for the first time, others we can add later. Maybe someone want to add\change something? +--- 137055047 +>>137054989 +Well, Ketkrokur is the name of one of the Yule Lads, so you could strike him from the list. + +Agree on the Snowman mask being somewhat redundant, so you could remove him from the list, too +--- 137055088 +>>137054989 +The *amount* of mask should be based upon the song “12 days of Christmas” +And 12 kinds of mask is enough +Anymore of that is too much +--- 137055134 +>>137055088 +>>137055047 +Minus Ketkrókur and Snowmen, we got 10. I kinda was thinking about the Grinch mask, but don't know about the abilities. +--- 137055153 +>>137054989 +The Mari Lwyd. +In this case and applying comic book logic, maybe the mask helps our christmas dude to influence people by speaking to them. Kinda like a less powerful version of Purple Man's powers and restricted to very simple things like unlocking a door, letting him go or grab something for him. And of course, with Petra being so weak against mind control... +--- 137055196 +>>137055153 +--- 137055214 +>>137054989 +You could do one of the ghosts from The Christmas Carol as a mask of intangibility? +--- 137055272 +>>137055214 +I thought it refers to the ghosts as a base +--- 137055376 +>>137055272 +Oh yeah, I missed that on the list. +>>137054989 +How about Kallikantzaros? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kallikantzaros + +He could use an axe or a chainsaw as a weapon in this form? diff --git a/co/136956085.txt b/co/136956085.txt index a21a6c8761802b439391e64829980dd92726f451..30ebd9682995eea80a261d9748b171dd1789dfb6 100644 --- a/co/136956085.txt +++ b/co/136956085.txt @@ -367,3 +367,73 @@ Not right now, but with some small changes. . . --- 137038717 >>137038505 You're not seriously gonna get me to beg for a source, are you? +--- 137040744 +>>137038717 +Seems like you will +--- 137041020 +>>137037080 +Isn't her fault; A combination of her charm and kindness with her smooth appeal give in her an own natural and delightful quality. +--- 137041143 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX40dkDMpv4 [Embed] +--- 137042116 +Bossy Rapunzel, best Rapunzel. +--- 137042241 +Since that episode I can't help but fantasize about dating Arianna while Rapunzel desperately tries to break us up and fails. +--- 137043980 +>>137023074 +Who the fuck is Anna? +--- 137045464 +>>137043980 +The other princess Rapunzel anally vored. +--- 137046485 +>>137041143 +Happiness the song +--- 137046614 +>>136956085 (OP) +poor Cassandra, she deserved better than to be humiliated in her own show +--- 137046923 +>>137046614 +She deserved better by being humiliated in her own show +--- 137047598 +>>137021398 +I suppose not. +--- 137047616 +>>137046923 +She deserved to be publically humiliated in her own show. +--- 137048328 +>>136956774 +Source? +--- 137048358 +>>137048328 +There is no source, it's not even Rapunzel, it's just some random artist's CG rendered legs. +--- 137048409 +>>137048358 +>being this retarded +we know it's rapunzel we've all seen it at this point. it's in the bloody thread. +--- 137048500 +>>137048409 +>they are legs +>in a rapunzel thread +>therefore they are rapunzel legs +I admire the commitment to the bit +--- 137048537 +>>137048500 +are you mentally challenged? full image is linked up above you absolute brainlet. +--- 137050516 +>>137047616 +They knew EXACTLY what they were doing. +--- 137052831 +>>137047616 +She deserved to be publically humiliated in her own show by Rapunzel. +--- 137053954 +>>137052831 +Better for it to be the other way round. +--- 137055332 +>>137042241 +I can't help but fantasize about Arianna dating Rapunzel. +--- 137055692 +>>137000597 +Probably half the team. Wouldn't be surprised if they all ended up attracted to what they were drawing, themselves. She's pretty meta physically with her facial structure. The original creator of the 2d version knew what he was making. +--- 137055753 +>>136956085 (OP) +Can someone drop those subtitle manipulated webms. Been waiting for them. diff --git a/co/136969968.txt b/co/136969968.txt index a3fac76563a6771ebbe4b9c7388692596c949dc4..abf30ab0f70ff01d1f69cfa327f0d1ffb8d48275 100644 --- a/co/136969968.txt +++ b/co/136969968.txt @@ -823,3 +823,231 @@ I wonder what their mindset is nowadays, because they're not the same company as --- 137039113 >>137003958 She'd be friends with Kevin before Ben I think. He was surprisingly chill with her after the two times she fucked him over +--- 137039666 +>ben has 14 kids as big chill +>ultimate big chill gains sentience and escapes the watch +>therefore the kids now have an evolved form of their dad roaming around instead of being a transformation +Bro dodged the child support +--- 137039820 +>>137039079 +Don't know really, you'd think with Man of Action being made up of established comic book writers and artists there would've been a ongoing Ben10 book at some point no problem but I've never even heard rumour of such a thing, and outside of MoA themselves I don't think we know who the execs even are or who has any say in how the brand is handled and I don't think MoA would have much if any say in the matter to begin with. +--- 137040187 +>>136977960 +Idk, he always just seemed like abusive pos, not the kinda character you wanna see redeemed. +--- 137040217 +>>136998552 +Harry Potter is a wild one. Like in French Severus Snape became...Severus Rogue? Why? +--- 137040248 +>>137038990 +Even by today’s standards, I don’t see how people could get mad at something as tame as that +--- 137040299 +>>136974572 +>noncon +i FUCKING HATE this whole CONSENT meme. It drove me into creepshots because fuck these feminazis. +--- 137040702 +>>136974293 +This was legit kino and almost made my heart to give women a second chance. + +but I'll just commission shota porn instead. So no Thanks. +--- 137040868 +THE PACING OF THAT COMIC IS FUCKING SHITAZOID + +WHY CAN'T WESTERN AUTHORS INTO ANIME FLASHBACKS?! +--- 137040927 +Hear me out, Esoterica loli Gwen. +--- 137041155 +>>137040702 +Can you commission some Ben stuff? He can always use more gay. +--- 137041185 +>>137041155 +yeah, I was thinking of commissioning something with General Blue being a Villain of the Day but his goal switching from stealing the omnitrix for Commander Red to violating Ben because he's a cutie. + +A while ago I commissioned a short comic about General Blue stripping Shota Trunks like a banana after using his eye magic on him. +--- 137041459 +>>137041185 +Strange crossover, but whatever works. I certainly got my own weird, niche ideas. Though none of the money for commissioning them. +Hope it turns out well either way. +--- 137042418 +Babies +--- 137042475 +>>137042446 +Is that the fucking bakugan arm thing +--- 137042958 +>>137042475 +The poses make me think it's some tokusatsu stuff +--- 137043025 +>>137042475 +>>137042958 +It's a Power Rangers Zeo/Chouriki Sentai Ohranger morpher. The artist has done a fuck ton art of cartoon girls with them. +--- 137043053 +>>137043025 +weird fetish +--- 137043093 +>>137043053 +Meh, it's no tile fetish. +--- 137043161 +>>136980316 +An unexpected but welcome crossover. +--- 137043200 +>>137043161 +There's a handful of pics of Gwen wearing Ben transformed into a kamui. This is just a natural extension of that. +--- 137044044 +>>137043981 +God the OS is so fucking overrated. +--- 137044244 +>>137044044 +shut the fuck up +--- 137044350 +>>136974293 +Is this Metamorphosis for americans +--- 137044403 +>>136986301 +looks like Zoe from League +--- 137044411 +>>137023837 +Would’ve been perfect. Next reboot then. +--- 137044508 +>>137039079 +Warner’s in a lot of debt so they’re not in a position to be creating new shows that aren’t surefire successes. Ben 10 depended on toy sales of which kids aren’t interested in anymore. Switching to movies and games would be the best course of action for the franchise. +--- 137044513 +Charmcaster Lora where +--- 137044535 +>>136988125 +Charmcaster is Gwen’s dark reflection as Kevin was Ben’s. +--- 137045272 +>>137044535 +--- 137045402 +>>137044350 +Kek now it is +--- 137046320 +>>136980351 +--- 137046661 +>>136969968 (OP) +we're not in the same universe and somehow our yellow sun doesn't do shit for me here at all +--- 137046731 +>>137046661 +what do you think tetramand street food is like? +--- 137046819 +>>137041459 +>Though none of the money for commissioning them. +I get my funds from creepy old men because I still look shotaish at 19. +--- 137046877 +>>137046731 +>species is unga bunga tier +probably meat with mean on meat seasoned with protein. or spicy as fuck +--- 137047324 +>>137044044 +>Hurry durr the 18 year old show doesn't have the same flashy, epilepsy inducing scenes as my based and redpilled tranime cartoon. +--- 137048448 +>>137047324 +Speaking of epilepsy, why were there so many physically cringe inducing flashing scenes in OV? I had to look away from the screen more times than I would have liked to because it was too painful +--- 137048637 +>>136980351 +>>136980316 +Zs'Skayr...My lord....What happened? +--- 137048689 +>>137046877 +I bet they make killer kebabs. Ripjaws species must make some delicious sushi too +--- 137048883 +>>137048689 +The Tetramands are supposedly a very family oriented culture and given the sheer size of the kinds of game you'll find on Khoros large buffets would probably be a commonplace part of life there with all the meat you'll comeback with after a successful hunt. +--- 137049197 +>>137046877 +Traditional tetramand drink: +https://youtu.be/Gh9Dv5D5aCM [Embed] +--- 137049306 +>>137048689 +>Ripjaws species must make some delicious sushi too +If by that you mean they eat their food within seconds of killing it, then yes. +--- 137049878 +>>136980316 +>>136980351 +--- 137049944 +>>137049197 +Tetramand’s being the nice gym bros of the galaxy makes sense +>Yo anon have some of my protein shake you look like you need it pal! +--- 137050001 +why was fist rook so based +--- 137050019 +>>137048448 +Which one's are you talking about? +>>137047324 +>AniGAY out of nowhere +Og series and the reboot borrowed from shitime's the most. Alien KINOforce and Omnichad feel like their own thing. +--- 137050049 +>>137050001 +>Episode descrptions make it sound completly retarded. +>Ends up being one of the best with the second best bro in the franchise +--- 137050243 +>>137050001 +Because he had all the confidence of Fistrick with the added autism of Rook +--- 137050253 +>>137050049 +I really wish we had 1 more episode with him like that. For some reason him still acting like a cop while also speaking like a total bro killed me +--- 137050303 +>>137050019 +The first one that comes to mind was when Paradox was in the null void and restrained by laser shackles or something. Whoever drew that scene gave me a personal fuck you to my eyes because those things covered the entire screen and flashed every .2 seconds +--- 137050690 +>>137049878 +MODS I SEE A AROELA +--- 137050766 +>>137050690 +And it'll be the last thing you ever see if you don't learn to not be such a fucking snitch! +--- 137050903 +>>136971834 +Cool +--- 137050926 +>>137045272 +>it’s a Charmcaster+Kevin team-up episode +>Charmcaster is the self-appointed leader while Kevin is the somewhat sceptical follower +--- 137051036 +>>137018283 +As a kid, I had way more of a crush on Charm than anyone else. +--- 137051124 +I like the domino mask. +--- 137051170 +Why do people want this? Is it just for Gwen drama? Somehow, I don't see her taking it as well as Ben took Kevin's turn. +--- 137051204 +>>136969968 (OP) +Wow, Z looks like THAT?! +--- 137051239 +>>137051170 +I mean they already had Gwen trying to reach out and help Charmcaster in UA, so if she stopped doing evil shit Gwen probably wouldn't mind. +--- 137051288 +>>137051239 +>>137051170 +The biggest issue is the age gap. Charm is like 3-4 years older then Ben, which would make her an adult dating a teenager depending upon the series. +--- 137051317 +Best design +--- 137051656 +>>136974293 +--- 137052023 +>>137050766 +Fuck I read that in his voice +--- 137052249 +>>137051288 +It’s only a big deal if you make it one. Besides they kinda ignored that fact in UAF and OV +--- 137052532 +>>137051204 +God I wish Charmcaster would trap me in an endless now. +--- 137052861 +No new series. It's over. +--- 137054824 +>>136974293 +I looked this up out of curiosity, not really my thing but it has a shockingly fleshed out and complex story for a porn comic +Art style is kinda weird and offputting though +--- 137056124 +>>137035767 +It was also supposed to revealed shs actually liked pretending to be freinds with gwen, but that got dropped since acid breath and thumbskull act like older brother figures anyway. + +>>137047324 +Horseshit. Og still has the flashiest/best animation out of the four series to this day. (Which is kinda sad when you think about it) +--- 137056219 +>>137056124 +Batgax? +--- 137056502 +>>137056219 +Lovecraftgax. Before becoming alien v, vilgax's anit-trip form was going to be ultimate mutant chimera sui generis. His red markings would be replaced with black one, and he'd have fire powers for some reason. Because of the higher ups, here what they went for. +--- 137056573 +>>137056502 +I just got to season 3 of the reboot. For all it's cool moments, yeah. I can how an idea like that would get squashed. diff --git a/co/136972256.txt b/co/136972256.txt index fa08a4e80f8b84fba32df050226374c10b0e66d9..a06e131a465f6aca7af88ba36954c5f4191a2517 100644 --- a/co/136972256.txt +++ b/co/136972256.txt @@ -726,3 +726,142 @@ Goodnight to you. --- 137039101 >>137039000 At least you're getting anything done, I'm just sitting here staring at my sketchbook +--- 137039690 +night bump +--- 137040242 +>>137039690 +I'm also going to bed now. +Goodnight. +--- 137040911 +>>137040242 +Good night! +--- 137041150 +Final is over for school. I'll draw more NTH tomorrow. +--- 137041267 +>In all realms of reality (and un-reality) that demons reside in, the name of Ai'den Bethelman is the one that's not spoken nor heard of oftenly, not even in the whispers of poisoned-tongued instigators +>his skin, pale like elephant bone, is not only a sign of stark contrast with the rest of hellish creatures, but also a mark of him not belonging to any one of the great unholy factions +>the pain and ambition in the internal struggles of netherborn seem almost alien to the Demonic Scrivener, as he chooses to dedicate the large majority of his attention on mortal realm +>and even then, the way he goes about it is absolutely mind-boggling to his kin: he always puts the fairness of the exchange before everything else, even his own potential gain +>this kind of behavior borders on pure madness for beings of pure avarice and dark sorcery, with lower servants of sin not even being fully able to imagine the rationale he might have + +>he doesn't bend the rules to get more than what's been stipulated +>he doesn't seek to incur ironically appropriate karmic retribution onto any mortal soul that dares to ask for his aid (even though he still gets a modicum of enjoyment whenever it happens unintentionally) +>he NEVER goes back on a single promise he makes + +>he simply does his job +>makes sure that all sides are satisfied +>and walks away + +>…but then again, perhaps there's more to it than meets the eye +>after all… having somewhat unwonted habits is hardly a solid enough cause for being stricken out of most unholy texts and grimoires + +>>137038984 +Sorry for this kind of indirect responce, I actually wanted to write something like this beforehand, so it's a "2 birds, 1 stone" situation for me. + +Onto the next villain. I feel like I should do the obligatory mob boss before the villain who employed Ai'den, cause he deserves to be left for last. +--- 137043038 +Morning bump +--- 137044296 +bump +--- 137044303 +>>137041267 +I wonder if his obsession with fairness has something to do with his missing eye. +--- 137044702 +>>137044303 +"Lex talionis" might be the single oldest legal practice in human history. +It features in the Code of Hammurabi, the single oldest set of laws to make it to our times as well as in the Old Testament, Exodus 21:24 +It would be foolish to assume that it didn't exist in some form even before written text was invented. + +Also, both of these documents feature "Lex talionis" under a different name. +The one that every single person here is much more familiar with. +--- 137044928 +>>137044702 +kind of a 'up your own ass' way of saying that he's missing an eye because of "eye for an eye" +--- 137045159 +>>137044928 +Yeah, it sounded more profound in my head. +--- 137046135 +bump +--- 137046296 +>thursday (almost friday for me) +>threads barely above 200 post mark +sheesh +--- 137046303 +>>137041150 +Rad. +--- 137046422 +>>137046296 +This is still above the average we were pulling about two years ago. +--- 137046472 +>>137046422 +fair enough +maybe I got a bit too used to the jolt in activity the place had experienced +--- 137046686 +>>137046472 +April 2021 was really a turning point for the threads. + +Right now I'm waiting for discussion to swing back around to JackHammer, see what sort of progress can be made with those stories before I jump back into it with my own ideas again. +--- 137047402 +Wasted 20 minutes trying to redraw pic related with Crackdown and LL for funzies, but now I feel absolutely spent all of a sudden, must be the heat. +Will try to get at least one of the two remaining villains for him till sunday, if anyone cares. +--- 137047636 +>>137047402 +I feel that you are starting to gain some momentum with him, if that means anything from me. +--- 137047809 +>>137047636 +And I'm not out of steam with him yet, just need to keep the ideas flowing and working on my art. +Not gonna lie, drawing is REALLY putting me out of my comfort zone, but I think I'm easing into it now. +--- 137048917 +bump +--- 137049904 +>>137039000 +He has a pair of glasses with a fake nose, right? +--- 137051069 +>>137049904 +You think he ever mingles with anyone outside of work? +--- 137052302 +>>137047809 +Art is should disturb the comfortable. +--- 137052633 +>>137051069 +he silently drinks among the common folk between operations. +--- 137053423 +>>137052633 +The drunks think nothing of a man with a monkey's face. +--- 137053513 +>>137053423 +They all got the monkey on their back. +--- 137054685 +>>137039000 +So does he work with GGu or IA? Not really caught up with the whole Radical adventures unless he ain't part of the story. +--- 137054847 +>>137054685 +He's IA's handler. He was first conceived well before the 90s run was in motion, back when anons were still feeling out IA in general. + +They've all come a long way since. +--- 137054956 +>>137054685 +Obviously IA, you seem a little behind. +--- 137055733 +Bumpin it! +--- 137055896 +>>137054956 +>a little behind +--- 137056271 +Would Lovely and Sharklass work together to fight an enemy fusion of themselves like the Batman who laughs? The enemy would be BugJaw. +--- 137056324 +What is the name of a person who directs or handles a spy? A controller? + +Anyway, +>>137054685 +So in more detail, Decom is the only success of Stalin's monkey man project in the GGverse. He's an old man by every standard, even in his first planned appearances in the 70s as Iron Assailant's controller/handler. He's mission control for Katya, delegating orders to her from Mother Russia, and also part of IA's field crew when need be. +In the 90s, with the collapse of the Soviet Union, IA can't tolerate the new management and goes rouge with Decom and Laika. But Decom is actually still taking orders from Russia to keep IA under their control indirectly. + +That's pretty much the overview of what's been discussed. +--- 137056344 +>>137056324 +>What is the name of a person who directs or handles a spy? +Director or Overseer +--- 137056399 +>>137056271 +The Composite Flatty! Banter would be off the charts. diff --git a/co/136980434.txt b/co/136980434.txt index 7b88450a74af1ba54a9865068d31e3592006243c..cac54b260acf825eb53252f539a38fca96e2f41a 100644 --- a/co/136980434.txt +++ b/co/136980434.txt @@ -233,3 +233,79 @@ Nakadai, right? Well, it’s curious that she’s named after clothing too, and >I know what she did too you >I still remember what you did to Bumblebee >I will do worse to you +--- 137039658 +No, Swindle, no more of that, haven't Sari had enough of THAT?! +--- 137043487 +>Boxes and Drills +--- 137044324 +Could this spin-off about a grumpy cop and a spunky girl with her always-helping magic key in their wacky criminal solving adventures have worked? +Could've been just as good like that other cop show Marty worked on too? +--- 137044699 +>Did we really miss that much before this >>137032910? +--- 137045241 +>>136980434 (OP) +Reminder there's no up skirt nor panty shot in the show. +--- 137045368 +>>137045241 +You could be misremembering the show or is it opposite day already and I wasn't informed. +--- 137047796 +So if this is right, it implies Sentinel couldn't get to fight any Decepticon, let alone Megatron, and last long enough during the simulations, which would explain why he was so terrified to see Starscream in Mission Accomplished, right? +--- 137048166 +>Who you called bunch of bolts again, Sentinal +You know he has no chance +--- 137050321 +BUMP +--- 137050482 +>Sari looks into the void. +>Situation has turned into her darkest hour. +>She has lost everything and every close and caring one to her. +>Why did it have to be this way? Why was the help not enough before it was too late? Why her? +>If that wasn't bad enough, we are all in danger because of that. +>>137032046 +>>137039658 +--- 137051746 +How you rate them, these elite heroic autobots? +--- 137052177 +Dark of the Moon with Animated TF characters seem less violent when trying to rewrite the scenario with the cacnon versions. Though the issue is with Animated Sentinel being the antagonist because he wouldn't betray the autobot cause no matter how dickish he is. +--- 137052427 +>>137052177 +>the issue is with Animated Sentinel being the antagonist because he wouldn't betray the autobot cause no matter how dickish he is. +Disagree there. Although not for the reasons dotm Sentinel had, he totally would, I mean, wouldn't be the first time he pacted with the enemy to bring glory to himself. +--- 137052475 +>>137052427 + +True, but I doubt the scenario would end the same way as it did in DOTM. +--- 137052593 +>>137052475 +And what scenario is this, Sentinel being brutally deactivated? +--- 137052645 +>>137052593 + +By Optimus himself? No. Most likely he gets dismantled and Optimus laughs while his disembodied but still living head seethes. +--- 137052860 +>>137052645 +>By Optimus himself? No +Of course not +>he gets dismantled and Optimus laughs +>his disembodied but still living head seethes. +Yeah, that's more in tone, would end really funny. +--- 137053063 +>>137052177 + +How about Animated Prime doing the "Give me your face" scene in RoTF? Probably by accident, likely intending to hit the fallen with his axe, but not bury it in his face, then tries to pull it out, only to tear out his face. Prime would then wince at that display, but then steels himself to try and rip out the Matrix of Leadership buried in hia chest, noting that he wished he didn't have to do that. +--- 137053910 +>>137053063 +>Prime would then wince at that display +That makes room for a punchline + +What if his face turned out to be a mask proper, whose power links to the Matrix/Allspark instead? So if Optimus take it off first by accident, The Fallen could put it on again, and then Optimus puts all his efforts to take of his "face", and the says the line, either throwing it away or destroying it, so The Fallen, well, falls afterwards. I mean Derrick's design allows it easily. +--- 137054614 +>>137052645 +>>137052860 +Though, Sentinel should've gone for the extreme to be sent to the disassembling line. In dotm, before the killing part, Sentinel ripped offs Optimus' arm. Animated can reenact it, an echo to when Sentinel's body was under the Headmaster's control and Optimus had to ripoff his arm and why not?. + +Optimus rightfully mad then aims for Sentinel's head and laughs. +--- 137055133 +>et tu, cheater. +--- 137055473 +>And so Ratchet destroyed Sentinel SO HARD everything he once said to Wreck-Gar would sound as a compliment by comparison. diff --git a/co/136986004.txt b/co/136986004.txt index 39934bab55b36ae4edb08e195fe1538939b41429..72a15d61d141980bdf9290987504acc2cc3453da 100644 --- a/co/136986004.txt +++ b/co/136986004.txt @@ -442,3 +442,79 @@ Does your country has an equivalent of Jucika? --- 137038491 >>136994852 Still eastern european +--- 137039966 +>>136991484 +Because it's art. +You gonna chop the dick off of David, ya prude? +--- 137040006 +>>136995497 +But she's a Jew, it's right there in her name. +--- 137040012 +Jucika is so cool...I just wish I could understand the Asiatic Horde language that's associated with her... +--- 137040983 +>>137040006 +Funny. Also, a lot of high ranking Nazi were Jews, and either didn't know or were able to hide it. +--- 137041916 +Was she ever shown pregnant? +--- 137042624 +>>137041916 +Offically or unofficially? +--- 137043607 +>>137028192 +Potato eater +--- 137044205 +Pusztai got angry complaint letters because of this cover art. He kept the letters for his own amusement and read them whenever he wanted a good laugh. +--- 137044483 +>>137044205 +Why does the guy have cats eyes? +--- 137046572 +How old would she be today? How old was she in the strips? +Like, 26? +--- 137046850 +>>137046572 +She was officially 20. Or 5 if you go by this news report that celebrated her 5th anniversary at the Ludas magazine. But the report doesn't take into account that she was created 2 years earlier for another paper, so technically she would have been a 7 year old 20 year old by this point. +https://youtu.be/8KlNkj1H98Q [Embed] +--- 137047606 +>>137046850 +>She is only 20 years old you sick fuck! +--- 137048621 +>>136995497 +she's marching in a labor/May day parade here +>>136994570 +--- 137050087 +Is she a commie? +--- 137050099 +>>136991484 +lol +--- 137051362 +>>137046850 +So she's at least 85. That means she's too old to be a hottie. +Wherever she is, I hope she has grand daughters... +--- 137052432 +>>137051362 +Do Hungarians have Babushkas? Or are they out of the Slavosphere? +--- 137053234 +>>137050087 +Did she have a choice? The magazine was super pro-commie. +Although she didn't mind flirting with commies and capitalist pigs alike. +--- 137053719 +>>137053234 +That's my girl! +--- 137054241 +>>137053234 +>Clearly offering equal distribution of her pussy +More pinko propaganda. +--- 137054418 +>>137012772 +--- 137055450 +Yooooosikaaaaaaa +--- 137055656 +>>137012772 +A shame there's no known recording of the live acted Jucika that appeared once in a 60s variety show. +--- 137056199 +>>137055450 +Fuck, she is cute! + +Jucika is cute! She is CUTE! + +CUUUUTE! diff --git a/co/136986785.txt b/co/136986785.txt index 8f082d8b2e6878ae988b0e4f0cff6cb380bcef1d..7ae349b8c8066fdfb1dbad563b0ba442284f114c 100644 --- a/co/136986785.txt +++ b/co/136986785.txt @@ -920,3 +920,155 @@ W-what I meant to say was... Yes Polly I'll remove all the Darla from the thread Show your frunny or Darla stays --- 137039241 Anne is making out with Sasha behind Marcy. +--- 137039928 +>>137028040 +That chick is literally a doodle. How can you even find it sexual +--- 137040279 +>>137039928 + +Have you watched the videos? She's asking for it +--- 137041122 +>>137033307 +>>137034240 +>>137034391 +Why do you guys keep spelling "Darrel" wrong? And why do you keep calling him a girl? +--- 137041672 +>>137041467 +you really couldn't find a better sfw crop for this? +--- 137041822 +>>137041672 +How would you go about cropping that one? +--- 137041868 +>>137041822 +i dont know man i just wouldn't post a cartoon frog getting their insides sloshed around +--- 137041976 +It's Terri Thursday, anons! Post Terri. +--- 137041986 +>>136986841 +>>136987347 +--- 137042044 +Why are these heterosexual ladies holding hands? +--- 137042114 +>>137042044 +friends can hold hands +--- 137042265 +>>137042114 +No, that means they are GIRLFRIENDS. I learned that on the internet. +--- 137043049 +>>137042265 +well if you learned it from the internet, it must be true +--- 137043247 +>>136986785 (OP) +>rupaul character +it was a horror show +--- 137043296 +>>136986785 (OP) +--- 137043309 +>>137008213 +>>137015022 +They would grind your dick until your crotch is smooth as a Ken's, then they would carve a cunt into your groin with their robotic dildos. Thats how they reproduce. +--- 137043773 +>>137043309 +Don't feed the schizo +--- 137044356 +>>137034667 +Andrias getting his cybernetics to extend his life +--- 137045052 +>>137041868 +That cartoon frog is just too cute and funny. Would impregnate 10/10 times +--- 137045909 +>>137043939 +Sasha's cute Thai wife. +--- 137045930 +>>137044356 +The blood splatter is kinda off. +--- 137046119 +>>137042044 +cause Marcy is a homo +--- 137046874 +>>137043296 +Is that a gremlin reference? +--- 137047539 +What if marcy died +--- 137048237 +>>137047539 +That would be great +--- 137048306 +>>137047539 +What if marcy dyed her hair? +--- 137049129 +>>137047539 +gross +--- 137049715 +>>137023333 +And heterosexual , ASLO checked +--- 137050411 +>The toads are evil sasha +>From my point of view they have big dicks +--- 137050492 +>>137047539 +Without its mortal shell, her autism would be unleashed to spread and infect everything it came in contact with. +--- 137050525 +>>137048306 +she’d be gayer than she already is +--- 137051006 +>You were my sister Sasha! i loved you! +>IN A GAY WAY?! +>Eww, no +>Then you and your frogs shall die +--- 137051536 +>>137042044 +t. never had female friends +Women always hold hands especially when they are younger +--- 137051805 +>>137042044 +You are right, holding hands is ultimately a very lewd and inherently romantic thing to do. That's why she gets rejected in True Colors. Luckily everyone finds love at the end. +--- 137051813 +>>136996718 +Cute +But sorry. Everyone knows Sasha is Hunter's girl +--- 137052151 +>>137051813 +Sasha is too skinny for Hunter. +--- 137052308 +>Im a bit of a clone myself +--- 137052623 +>I'm not sure about this place Sasha +>Trust me, Jabba has the best twi'lek dancers +--- 137052727 +>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... +Fun times when we theorized the time moved at different speed between worlds and either Anne would return to find out everything was like nothing happened or everything she knew completely gone. +--- 137052771 +Happy Star Wars Day or something. +--- 137052826 +>Trust the force Anne... the force of acting! +--- 137052975 +Never got the videogame references, they are funny. But what did it for me was the many star wars references. I think we all agree Amphibia replicates that original trilogy feel +--- 137053058 +>>137051813 +Sorry but Hunter is a turbo cocksucker now (and it's canon). +--- 137053108 +>>137052975 +Remember when we thought Anne turned into a frog? Lmao. +--- 137053949 +At least that's Anne's natural hair color +--- 137054046 +>>137053949 +Candace looks like a natural fit. Was she Leia in that star wars stuff phineas and ferb did? +--- 137054521 +>>137053949 +Amity too. +--- 137055030 +>>136986785 (OP) +I'm ignoring the amphibia focus of this thread to say + +The insane popularity of horror game and creepy pasta on youtube and twitch amongst the kids should have 100% lead to some actual horror themed cartoons at some point and the fact that it hasn't is crazy. +--- 137055860 +>>136986785 (OP) +Anyone got the drawing of Marcy perving on a younger Anne and Sasha? +--- 137056070 +>>137055860 +You mean Luz and Amity?or is there more of this? +--- 137056553 +>>137056070 +Leave Mittens alone! diff --git a/co/136991072.txt b/co/136991072.txt index 9396cf441c24f3f1cd9f183fa6e09d8a43389738..f05323a6b83098423eb7c0a3447da9cf2e3d9c77 100644 --- a/co/136991072.txt +++ b/co/136991072.txt @@ -633,3 +633,152 @@ You better have proof? Nori was proof enough --- 137039078 How would you write an episode we’re the drones find out there still some humans alive on copper 9 +--- 137039268 +>>137039078 +uzi kills some on sight (kill-all-humans policy still stands), turns out blood tastes better than oil +N finds some hint that absolute solver wasn't made by humans, only discovered by them +N digs up more trauma and joins uzi's kill-all-humans stance +V doesn't support killing humans but she can't exactly express why, creates conflict since N believed she would be with him with all this mansion-flashback shit +V joins back with J, now vaguely aligned but for very different reasons +--- 137039766 +>>136994153 +He made a lot of other good stuff. I really enjoyed his stories when I was younger but not so much anymore. Kali is cool as fuck though. +--- 137039892 +>>137039712 +did you draw this? +--- 137040050 +>>137039892 +No +--- 137041184 +>>137019212 +I went for the plush instead +--- 137041469 +does j have garter straps (like in her art) or is it simply a black stripe of paint (like what seems to be in her model) +--- 137041879 +>>137025853 +fuck +--- 137042046 +>>137035045 +he's not quite smug and cynical enough to be an exact counterpart +--- 137042336 +>>137039712 +>those hips +UNF +--- 137042356 +>>137036703 +HE'S DESPERATE N +--- 137042379 +>>137035045 +Not really. He's far more optimistic and hopeful than John is. And, y'know, doesn't make excuses for the eldritch demons he interacts with. +--- 137042859 +>>137029953 +bro that is just design. a couple chicks obsessed with murdering people, especially each other and use magic superpowers granted by parasitic worms to do it. +--- 137042884 +N is a good male role model +--- 137043010 +>>137042379 +>excuses +i'm sorry but kali did nothing wrong +--- 137043314 +>>137043010 +She killed his friends and countless people. +--- 137043910 +What did you say to j anon ? +--- 137044262 +>>137019256 +How do you think they would fare in the library if they all went in at the same time? Would they be able to tell that Angela is a machine as well? +--- 137044388 +>>137035045 +I'd say Uzi is technically the John Mathews of MD, but that's because she shares the most in common with him. N shares a few traits with him, but it's mostly Uzi. +Both Uzi and John share: +>dead mom whose death is linked to secondary MC in some way +>is the "everyman" to the secondary MC's "monster" role, at first +>tactical in fights +>has a jerkass dad +>gets infected with the story's weird infection powers +What few traits N shares with John are pretty surface-level +>male lead who is paired with female lead who has some mysterious past which involves a secret laboratory to experiment on her kind's weird infection powers and her having a number designation +>every female in the story wants to fuck him +It's been a while since I watched Design, so I might be wrong on a few details.I guess on that note they both also share a few traits with Kali, but it might be too be soon to properly gauge who shares more with who yet. Whatever the reveal at Cabin Fever Labs is gonna be could potentially bring Uzi closer to Kali's role with N being closer to Mathew on technicality or some other later reveal or something. +--- 137044526 +>>137044388 +if we did have to compare n with a sstwl protagonist he'd probably be much closer to halogen than anyone from design. +>natural predator who realizes what his kind is doing is wrong +>working with the mc to fight against other members of his own species +>might be partially responsible for fucked up shit going on with the mc's body +>sinister when he wants to be but kind of a dork for the most part +--- 137044571 +>>137044262 +Angela is human enough that 90% of people don't notice she's a machine unless they attack her first or they notice she doesn't breathe or blink. Outside of MAYBE V, they 100% wouldn't be able to tell. + +Also, outside of possibly when it's an Urban Plague, the Library slaughters them. +--- 137045442 +>>137044262 +Fuck machines. +--- 137045867 +>>137043910 +R2-D2 has more curves then you, and is arguably a better person. +--- 137046283 +>>137036703 +no way robo chris +--- 137046457 +>>137045442 +Ayin... +--- 137047179 +not usially a shipfag, but there is something about them that makes my heart warm +--- 137047683 +>>137047179 +It feels genuine. None of them had anyone who genuinely cares about them till they met each other. +--- 137050436 +>>137047683 +this +i like the romance better than romance from actual romance shows +--- 137051601 +>>137036703 +based +--- 137052335 +She was cute +--- 137052396 +>>137052335 +the thing that really bothers me about these minor character is that more than half the time their names are only mentioned in the credits but it's not specified who is who. +--- 137052578 +>>137052396 +it's not hard to piece it together for the most part. the only time it was confusing was in ep2 where there's two chicks voiced by different people but only one of them is named in the credits so people weren't sure which one it was until the voice actress confirmed it on twitter +--- 137052610 +>>137052396 +>>137052578 +I believe her name was “final girl” >>137052335 +--- 137052827 +>>137052578 +sometimes it can be figured out by process of elimination. Emily was the only new female name listed in the credits of episode 4 so i just assumed that was her, but there were two new male voices (Ronathan and Sam) voiced by the same guy but they didn't specify who was who +--- 137054705 +>>137053637 +where did you get this? i can't read the artist's name, it's too blurry +--- 137054760 +>>137052335 +She deserves a twin sister that appears on a sequel +--- 137054821 +Remember Internecion Cube... That had tons of potential. Wished that was still a thing but from seeing the timeframe of Let's Split Up to CliffSide and Internecion Cube to Murder Drones. It feels like Liam can't make up his friggin' mind and pick a passion project to fully commit to. I'm surprise Murder Drones has lasted this long desu. Then again that's involving multiple people and I doubt he's doing most of the CGI work. Either way It's still a good series but it doesn't hide the fact the dude literally hard inserts himself into the main male character. This time he just doesn't voice the character. +--- 137054841 +>>137054705 +@Idkhowtonamedis on Twitter +--- 137054904 +>>137054821 +He was hired as a showrunner for a studio with multiple seasons of production under their belt. I'm very confident we will get at least one fully finished season. +All the stuff on LVA was just "experimental pilots" that he could start and stop in a wim. +--- 137055233 +>>137054821 +>but it doesn't hide the fact the dude literally hard inserts himself into the main male character. +You'll be surprised how many big names in the industry self insert in their shows, sometimes it's obvious, sometime it's subtle. +--- 137055837 +>>137054841 +thanks champ +--- 137055848 +okay. hear me out. +sex with N. +--- 137056560 +>>137055848 +>t. Uzi +--- 137056578 +>>137044526 +Anyone got a link to yellow halogen? I saw a guy post a link to an unlisted vid of it awhile back. Wanted to actually give it a listen now that I've familiarized myself with most of his other sstwl mainstays diff --git a/co/136991231.txt b/co/136991231.txt index 9dad47bb2c2c67df71655ac9b8f296ac69484945..40f313e32814edf9eedce3b881d2b5e8013c503c 100644 --- a/co/136991231.txt +++ b/co/136991231.txt @@ -578,3 +578,162 @@ That's all Kara is good for --- 137039159 >>137038924 This thread needed the bumping. +--- 137039349 +>>137004642 +Straitjacket Zee? Anyone have that? +--- 137040159 +>>137037746 +pure lewd +--- 137041010 +>>137001789 +>>137004642 +>>137039349 +were these and anything else lost to pastebin ever saved? +--- 137041215 +>>136998643 +Jess if you ever want to have kids someday, you have to at least show a little arousal. +--- 137041961 +>>137034165 +>kara will never be anon's yearbook tomboy +>>137041010 +I'd say try archives but anons never properly label these generals. +>>137039349 +tl;dr +>anon works as Zee's assistant +>gets a call one night +>straight to he bedroom +>she is practicing magic/escape act +>gone wrong, jacket too tight +>gobe sexual as anon realizes there's nothing under the jacket +--- 137042052 +>>137041961 +Fuck I want to read that. +--- 137042579 +>>137001309 +>>137031682 +I want to use this smug sluts huge tits as a footrest +--- 137043315 +>>137042579 +I want to have babies with that smug slut +--- 137043785 +I realized the only way I could be happy is having Diana and Tatsu as my wives. Their autism multiplied with mine would make life worth living. +--- 137044006 +>>137042052 +Why don't you try to make a new one? +--- 137045287 +>>137043785 +Just imagine a team combo of both trying to defeat your veiny cock, you wouldn't survive. +--- 137045792 +>>137045287 +They wouldn’t survive. The duo of them on my cock would keep me horny for days. +--- 137045998 +>>137004108 +>Bee is only 4'2" +CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE +--- 137046629 +>>137045998 +--- 137046953 +>>137045792 +YOU wouldn’t survive +--- 137047523 +>>137001333 +--- 137047997 +>>137046629 +CUTE +--- 137048065 +>>137046629 +Submissive and breedable bee. +--- 137048391 +>tfw gorgeous purple-haired magical gf +--- 137048983 +>>137046629 +I WANT TO MARRY THAT BEE +--- 137049171 +>>137048391 +Wait, YOU’RE the gorgeous purple-haired magical gf? +--- 137049256 +>>137013899 +Based +--- 137049354 +>>137004108 +i'm only slightly taller than Kara, lol +--- 137049509 +>>137049256 +And then we find out Babs has a crush on Hal too. Carol is the omega female of DC Super Hero Girls. +--- 137050121 +>>137049256 +Carol is built to get sloppy seconds. +--- 137050146 +>>137049509 +>And then we find out Babs has a crush on Hal too +nigga what are you on +--- 137051018 +abeja +--- 137051046 +>>137051018 +I want to motorboat Zee's tits so bad. +--- 137051172 +>>137051018 +>that's right anon is going to take your virginity, karen and I'm going to join in. +--- 137052096 +>>137051018 +God, that's fucking hot. +--- 137052252 +>>137049509 +>>137049256 +hal cant deal with jess, he is this tiny +--- 137052339 +>>137052252 +Jess has no experience with meat, she's showing us the maximum she can handle. +--- 137053305 +>>137052339 +her only experience with meat is Beyond Meat +--- 137053370 +>>137053305 +>thinks she's being healthy by eating pink slime but vegan +>all the leftover ramen production pea extract and oil goes straight to her butt +--- 137053403 +>>137053370 +>butt is pure 100% sneed oils from Sneed's Feed and Seed +--- 137053550 +>>137051018 +She getting cucked too? +--- 137053895 +>>137053550 +Karen's about to get railed into oblivion by the cute but shy boy from chemistry who just stepped out of Zee's closet utterly naked. So technically Zee is the one getting cucked. +--- 137054393 +>>137053895 +Depends on whether Zee wants the boy herself. If not and this is just something she set up to get Karen laid and she has fun watching, it's simply voyeurism. +--- 137054613 +>>137052339 +She looks pretty smug and assure there, maybe she thinks that size is huge and is bragging to the other girls that she can handle such a “large” size. +--- 137054897 +>>137053550 +If she's Zees toy is it really cuckqueening? +https://mega.nz/folder/3WwmkZgL#eAITYhah-Yg97Kpe0qlhlw +--- 137055242 +>>137054393 +But what if she's interested in both the boy and Karen? +--- 137055452 +>>137055242 +Then it's either cuck (if she wanted one or both to herself) or just polyamory (if she's fine with sharing). + +Uno reverse cuck would be if she wanted one of them and was planning to make the other watch, but then they fuck each other and leave her out. +--- 137055483 +>>136998643 +The only way to guarantee I stop being horny is to make me cum, so get to it +--- 137055590 +>>137054897 +What's the current status of the actual game? +--- 137055644 +>>137055525 +Stinky flower pussy +--- 137055850 +>>137055590 +easter event dropped a few weeks back with more art they've made and you can play all the past ones from an interactive menu thing. +--- 137056172 +>>137038877 +>>137038882 +>>137038904 +>>137038912 +Sauces? diff --git a/co/136991843.txt b/co/136991843.txt index 5d1e6b76006b05fdad675ea598276185996f8ef9..e9044db46de0842aacd0eb988f4b699e32530b7b 100644 --- a/co/136991843.txt +++ b/co/136991843.txt @@ -1513,3 +1513,366 @@ Can people just save the BCI's like the free samples? If that's the case it'd ex --- 137039071 >>137038993 Of course, ou could also just screencap, but again your ip would be logged with a time and if you visit the page and then post a summary here an hour later it'd be pretty obvious +--- 137039526 +>>137035963 +I love this! Wouldn't James be faster than Mike though? +--- 137039742 +A sonicfag created this comic +--- 137039767 +>>137038884 +I assume by the end, Mike and James break up because Gray Cat must always suffer so long as he is not with Lucy. +--- 137039895 +The rumor comes out... +--- 137039908 +>>137039895 +We'll know Mike likes James when he lets someone else dick him down first like he did with Lucy and Sandy +--- 137040146 +>>137039895 +Old mike would have denied being gay. But current mike is so sensible and dramatic, that it would be weird if he wasn't gay, or atleast BI +--- 137040176 +>>137039895 +hahaha wouldn't that be funny +--- 137040442 +>>137038614 +>>137035277 +HOLY SHIT +--- 137040704 +>>137039895 +>Mike nerves himself to come out to his parents about dating James +>He thinks they'll be so disappointed (it is after all current_year-15) +>They're perfectly fine with it, actually thrilled +>They were sick of him acting like a lunatic seething and coping and moping all over the place because of Sandy and Lucy +>If the price of peace and quiet is him getting dicked then it's not their ass to pay +--- 137040798 +>>137040704 +I'd be okay with these because Mike is too far gone and James is nice. +BUT, Then I'll need a new cute character to have banter with Lucy. +(I hate Paulo.) +New kid moves next door to Lucy, he tries to be nice but realizes Lucy is a cunt very quickly and they are forced to interact by their families having dinner together (cus gotta meet the new neighborinos) or something, and clash over and over, and then they FUCK. The end. +I'd be happy with that. +--- 137041114 +>>137040798 +>New kid moves next door to Lucy, he tries to be nice but realizes Lucy is a cunt very quickly and they are forced to interact by their families having dinner together (cus gotta meet the new neighborinos) or something, and clash over and over, and then they FUCK. The end. +That would have worked around the time lucy came back +--- 137041634 +>>137041114 +No way, she had already latched onto Augustus. +--- 137041666 +>>137041114 +I mean, James became a real character like 2 chapters ago even if he's been around for a bit, I'm sure Taeshi could introduce some new guy out of nowhere if she wanted to... I genuinely don't see how MikexLucy is going to work at this point, as much as I wish it did. +Also a bit of this >>137041634 +But Augustus already told her to fuck off, when she tried to kiss him, now she NEEDS a new lighting rod for her autism and toxic affection! +--- 137041830 +>>137041666 +>But Augustus already told her to fuck off, when she tried to kiss him, now she NEEDS a new lighting rod for her autism and toxic affection! +She still using augustus, the only thing that has changed is that she knows she can't use him for sexual relief, after her usual romantic shenanigans explode on her face because she acted like a cunt +--- 137042171 +>>137041830 +>she knows she can't use him for sexual relief +Does she know that? That implies she has learned something, that's not really in character for Lucy. +--- 137042519 +>>137042171 +She either "learned" her lection, or she is risking pushing away the only person that supports her (and she doesn't know if he is doing it because he needs to, or out of geniune compassion). Lucy is the type of person to get angry at augustus, only to do something really stupid when she can't handle it anymore, but her ego is to big to apologize geniunelly +--- 137043617 +>>137042171 +I hate her so much. +--- 137044334 +>>137035963 +>Mike dressed as Sonic gets in a sperg fight between Paulo dressed as Knuckles over James. +--- 137045201 +>>137042171 +>Lucy sending him on with the diversity squad was a symptom of her losing faith that she could depend on him after he would not give her a pity fuck +That would be almost funny. +--- 137045611 +How far will this fatty go for a free milkshake? +--- 137045660 +>>137045611 +She would even date human men! +--- 137045853 +>>137045660 +Multiple men?!? +--- 137045918 +>>137045853 +Poor Daisy, a girl for all men but no men for her. +--- 137046126 +>>137045201 +She knows everyone is better off if they just leave her +--- 137046562 +>>137046126 +I think that Lucy recognized that at one point, pre-bus trip. But these days it's just her playing martyr to feel better about herself. She's such a turbo cunt that any signs of selfless behavior come across as fake. +--- 137046921 +>>137045611 +The very thirsty Daisy +--- 137046993 +>>137046921 +Unquenchable thirst +--- 137047055 +>>137046993 +Unending thirst even +--- 137047150 +Daisy should try wearing a strapless dress, the boys will be all over her +--- 137047247 +>>137047150 +Wrong, what Daisy needs to do is wear clothing that'll accentuate her best physical qualities. Namely her thick thighs and large behind. A good pair of shorts would go a long way in this regard, as opposed to a dress or skirt which would obstruct the view of her lower half. +--- 137047322 +>>137047055 +Why is it so much cuter when paulo does it? +--- 137047364 +>>137047322 +Paulo has the decency to be ashamed of his behaviour. Daisy is shamelessly going all in, unable to resist her urges. +--- 137047484 +>>137047364 +What's the full image? +--- 137047515 +>>137047484 +That's all I've got https://bcb.cat/candybooru/post/view/1126 +--- 137047605 +>>137047150 +Rare to see a non-black human Daisy these days. Ironic since she always came off to me as aggressively white. +--- 137047627 +>>137047515 +Thanks to the color palate, in the thumbnail Daisy's head looks like it's being squeezed in a vice. +--- 137047658 +>>137047605 +Anon232 drew Daisy and Lucy as white, which tracks, Jasmine as Asian, which used to be canon I think, and Rachel as black. I think that headcanon makes sense. + +>>137047627 +It's the only way we can stop the ever growing BCB heads +--- 137047659 +kind of amazing we're entering a new territory of batshit drama and lucy barely plays a part in it +--- 137047671 +I see this is going to be fucking cringe. +But simply talking it out would allow paulo to get his femboy cat and let make stay friends with femboy cat +--- 137047756 +>>137047671 +BCB characters are too stupid and evasive to talk out anything meaningful. The exceptions end up being nonsensical because they run on the power of plot. Exhibit A: Augustus giving a flying fuck about Mike's inner turmoil over Lucy. +--- 137047861 +>>137047756 +I wanna fuck emo cat +--- 137047896 +>>137047861 +remember what Lucy took from us +--- 137047905 +>>137047756 +The sheer fact that a would-be rapist is one of the most sane level-headed people in this comic really sums up BCB in a nutshell. +--- 137048082 +>>137047861 +Which one +--- 137048105 +>>137048082 +Mike +I can fix him +>>137047905 +>wears a collar +>isnt a gay bottom +--- 137048113 +>>137046126 +>Lucy's a crazy bitch but even she realizes the Sandy/Mike/Lucy/Paulo/Daisy love pentagon is horrible and tries to pull away +>Paulo keeps trying to drag her back in +He really is the villain of the comic +--- 137048230 +Let’s finally settle this. +Is Mike bisexual? +Answer yes or no. +--- 137048271 +>>137048230 +Obviously yes +--- 137048333 +>>137048230 +Who wouldnt be bi for james? +--- 137048342 +>>137048230 +He's at the very least bicurious at this point, its not even up to speculation anymore +--- 137048923 +>>137047905 +I still wanna see Abby and him in one more physical fight, just Abby going nuts over the fact he is buddies with everyone while he has not spoken to the group in a long time now +--- 137048965 +>>137047905 +Willingly becoming Lucy's designated male support system, even in exchange for room and board, suggests otherwise. +--- 137048981 +>>137048230 +Largely asexual but willing to do whatever it takes for attention. Taeshi is turning him into another Lucy. +--- 137048991 +>>137048923 +Daisy did Abbey dirty and I hope at some point he is no longer hung up on her. +--- 137049003 +>>137048923 +>while he has not spoken to the group in a long time now +we see the group together like, what, once a year at this point? the pace of this comic is so slow even when its on the 3 page/week schedule, things happen so much slower than they do in universe its meaningless that abbey just hasnt been shown hanging out with them in a while. he's never been an outcast, he's doing fine +--- 137049032 +>>137049003 +Crazy how things used to happen. People almost died all the time not that long ago in-universe. +--- 137049215 +>>137048991 +me too +he got trad cat now +--- 137049236 +>>137048923 +God Abbey looks like shit in this big head small body era. +--- 137049274 +>>137049032 +Total Recall in Vol.5 was the last time a character was in actual physical danger now its just emotional damage +--- 137049333 +>>137049274 +>I am scared of being hurt so I will put up a barrier of hostility/sit on my ass and do nothing +>wtf why am I so lonely +That James doesn't do this puts him head and shoulders above most of the cast +--- 137049653 +>>137049215 +Aren't these two cousins or half-siblings? +--- 137050135 +>>137035963 +I sure do! James is great! +But I need my DOSE of Lucy's toxicity. +I hope she shows up to ruin everyone's fun! +Too bad James is destined to suffer or be removed from the story... +--- 137050174 +>>137049653 +not canon (yet) +I would love to see it though: +>2 sister party girls +>one found Jesus +>the other got in to drugs +>lost contact +>couple of years later a little Gus appears +>1 and 2 more years a little Jaz appears +--- 137050222 +>>137049653 +That was a meme stream request. They're not related because if they were Augustus would be living with Jasmine already + +>>137050135 +He's right Mike + +>>137050174 +>They don't find out they're related until they start dating +--- 137050260 +>>137050135 +>later +>"Just ONE MORE time wouldn't be cheating!" +>"Hmm..." +--- 137050278 +>>137050135 +James will inflict suffering and then be written out of the story once his part is played. +--- 137050537 +paulo desperately needs to be topped and james is here to do it +--- 137050583 +>>137050222 +honestly if he goes and live with them it would be nice, the whole being "Lucy's 24/7 nurse" is really toxic +Nothing really changes except the fact that they form a sibling like friendship +Pissing off Abbey even more in the process +--- 137050651 +>>137050174 +That would actually be a really good backstory to be told in a BCI or fanfiction. +--- 137050659 +>>137048230 +He isn't. +I believe he's so depraved of romantic attention that he is willing to throw himself at anybody who displays an ounce of affection. That's why Mike is enamoured with James right now, but he's not bi. +This may look like a cope, but I do like bi-Paulo, for example. I just don't believe that Veronica "I hate gays" Taeshi will make her main character LGBT. +--- 137050732 +>>137050659 +pure cope and also newfag for acting like paulo isnt the main character +--- 137050875 +>>137050732 +You are incapable of defending this take and will try to substitute argument with insults. +--- 137050899 +>>137050875 +wrong answer newfaggot thanks for playing +--- 137050938 +>>137050899 +Uh, this is a webcomic, not a boardgame. + +Dumbass. +--- 137051061 +>>137030935 +>>137030957 +>>137031033 +>>137031078 +It wasn't Suitcase (atleast not this time). +Certain BCB images have been copyright claimed by Suitcase/Taeshi and are immediately taken down unless editted. The original piss comic for example, can't even be posted without editting it, +--- 137051062 +>>137050938 +I ROLL FOR POSTING INITIATIVE +--- 137051099 +>>137051061 +>Certain BCB images have been copyright claimed by Suitcase/Taeshi and are immediately taken down unless editted +If they were unedited, then you wouldn't be able to post it in the first place. The raw picture of Lucy getting fucked cant be posted raw either. That one was edited, and taken down manually +--- 137051253 +>>137051061 +The bad hair day BCI was fun but I wonder what made them decide to bully Daisy for an entire BCI +--- 137051619 +>>137050732 +Paulo is a deuteragonist, alongside Daisy. +You see, the closer some character is to Taeshi and Suitcase themselves, the more important it is as a character. +Mike and Lucy are pure self-inserts. Paulo and Daisy are the result of projecting memories, fantasies and ideas. All other characters are either plot devises or the result of one singular idea. +--- 137052127 +>>137051619 +>t. wasnt around for the paulo show +opinion discarded +in b4 some more mental gymnastics about how the comic was never REALLY about paulo and taeshi is crazy etc etc +--- 137052197 +>>137052127 +The Paulo Show was literally wasted years of time, and fundamentally ruined the narrative of the comic. Then it was all thrown away because Taeshit thought that the Paulo x Lucy ship was bad! +--- 137052597 +>>137048082 +Is this OC? because I will coom. +--- 137052719 +>>137052127 +>the Paulo show +A glorified intermission milked to death while Taeshi twiddle her thumbs for literal years. +--- 137052825 +>>137052719 +Don't forget all the shitty rewrites and BCI's that Taeshi did. Like rewriting Mike to be a giant asshole in the chapter Confrontation. +--- 137052895 +>>137052825 +Not sure I follow you on that one. +--- 137052982 +>>137052127 +You can't argue in good faith that Paulo and Mike bear the exact same level of importance. Why the clownery? + +> muh paulo show +Abbey has had a few arcs of his own, and where is he now? + +>>137052825 +She also changed Alejandro into a pervert. Which wouldn't be so bad if she hasn't completely eliminated him out of the comic lately. +--- 137053016 +>>137052127 +A work of fiction, changing protagonist temporally isn't uncommon. But yes, it gets even weirder when you consider how paulo arguably the straigthest character at the time, suddenly became gay in less that 4-5 chapters, then it was forgotten for around a year +--- 137053455 +I love my bratty toxic wife Lucy! +--- 137054027 +>>137053455 +I hate your bratty toxic wife Lucy! +--- 137054246 +>>137052982 +>Abbey has had a few arcs of his own, and where is he now? +Escaped from this carnival of errors. + +Actually, imagine: +>The comic keeps spinning it's wheels +>The cast keeps getting smaller as side characters are written off +>Eventually it's just Mike, Lucy, Daisy, and Paulo, all making each other miserable +>At the end, Mike and Lucy finally get into their mutually toxic destined relationship +SNAP BACK TO REALITY +>All the characters who got written out hanging out on their own, talking about stuff +>They see Mike and Lucy having another screaming-match/fight +>McCain says "I told you it wouldn't work out" +--- 137054661 +>>137053455 +Your toxic bratty wife needs rape correction +--- 137055090 +>>137053016 +Don't forget how his relationships with Jessica and Rachel have been completely dropped and are never discussed. His "dates" with them might as well never happened. +--- 137055317 +>>137054246 +>SNAP BACK TO REALITY +>All the characters who got written out hanging out on their own, talking about stuff +>They see Mike and Lucy having another screaming-match/fight +>McCain says "I told you it wouldn't work out" +That would have been a good twist if the comic only lasted around 3-4 years. Geniunelly the lucy and mike relationship is very interesting, not because they have good chemistry, but rather the lack of it, so the relationship strong point is how hard they fuck each other mentally. +--- 137055781 +>>137053455 +>Oh hey Michael. Lucy? she's just showing me around, right? +>Y-Yeah... +--- 137056384 +>>137055781 +Why do so many anons lust after Lucy? Or is it just that SST has had that much influence? diff --git a/co/136992412.txt b/co/136992412.txt index c342c890e05cbf1d5817786b16534549339fbd3a..68b011849b1c9508304058ef979023c85076ce0c 100644 --- a/co/136992412.txt +++ b/co/136992412.txt @@ -49,12 +49,6 @@ Heavily enforced top-down cultural revolution and realignment is not a 'phase', She drew an alt cover this year if that counts --- 136997003 What are Power Girl's two most important qualities? ---- 136997040 ->>136997003 -Her heroic bravery and the undying love for lolis ---- 136997076 ->>136997040 -She can't be stopped --- 136997100 >>136997076 Insatiable lust for them. Can't believe she somehow got Wonder Woman into them, too. @@ -139,142 +133,21 @@ Why would she need a bra? A kryptonian should be immune to sag. --- 137011791 >>137011729 She doesn't wear a bra or panties under her costume anyway ---- 137012793 ->>137012782 -Made for loli hunting ---- 137012832 ->>137012793 -72 issue special series based around this when? ---- 137013088 ->>137012832 -Hopefully soon. It’ll be a best seller. ---- 137013162 ->>137013088 -It'll change the world ---- 137013238 ->>137013162 -How explicit would it get? ---- 137013510 ->>137012793 ->Implying PG doesn't want to be topped by a loli ---- 137013521 ->>137013510 ->topped by several lolis ---- 137013544 ->>137013521 -There's only one DC loli who has the power to top her though ---- 137013559 ->>137013544 -I’d like to see her top PG --- 137013623 >>136994160 power girl is one sex goddess ---- 137013704 ->>137013238 -Sex every issue, on panel. Arc where they each turn into lolis as well ---- 137013724 ->>137013704 -Hope there’s an Arc with Girl Scouts --- 137013739 >>136992484 what's wrong with Karen? ---- 137013768 -It's all fun just sitting around talking about /ll/ but what's the point if there isn't an artist to draw some or even write some. --- 137013785 >>137013739 leah williams ate the name ---- 137013800 ->>137013768 -Probably too scared to actually do it ---- 137013900 -I've always enjoyed /ss/ for PG. I was specifically hoping her and you Jon would team up more. Of course then Bendis ruined him and DC seems set on not fucking fixing him ---- 137014162 ->>137013800 -I commissioned this piece way back, but nowadays I don't have as much money to get another one done ---- 137014172 ->>137014162 -Saw that one before. Very nice. ---- 137014253 ->>137014162 -Hhoott ---- 137014610 -So where exactly did Power Girl being into /ll/ come from? ---- 137014809 ->>137014610 -Nowhere really, maybe it's just generally pushback to /ss/ being so popular. IIRC there was also a true story about a lesbian telling their awakening experience was mostly due to classic Power Girl comics she read as a young girl. Aside from that, nothing else. ---- 137015008 ->>137014809 -Not sure why, but both Power Girl and Wonder Woman seem perfect for /ll/ ---- 137015266 ->>137015008 -Wonder Woman definitely does because she was raised in an all female society and is ambiguously at least bisexual, if she was a creep she would lean that way. Power Girl has Pink Kryptonite for porno settings but as a character I don't think has ever even interacted with a little girl. ---- 137015298 ->>137015266 -Really expecting her to lick the girl’s ice cream seductively ---- 137015412 ->>137015298 -She literally says she would 'Welcome her sisterhood' and raises her eyebrows suggestively in the scene. Might be an animation error, or her Themysciran habits showing. https://youtu.be/Y7v-pvy00b4 [Embed] ---- 137015465 ->>137015412 -Was also expecting her to start making out with the girl, too. Right in front of everyone. --- 137015789 >>136994161 Does Amanda even do interior art anymore? --- 137015883 >>137015789 Last I heard she and Jimmy are doing a little web comic called Boom Pow that isn't very good in all honesty. ---- 137016392 -Need a /ll/ drawing of Power Girl ---- 137016651 ->>137016392 -That's what commissions are for ---- 137016681 ->>137016651 -Maybe I will commission it ---- 137016926 ->>137016651 -who does /ll/ art? -its more forbidden than /ss/ ---- 137017035 ->>137016926 -It is? ---- 137017046 ->>137017035 -you cant use the excuse of just self inserting and not sexualizing the kid ---- 137017104 ->>137016926 ->>137017035 ->>137017046 -Why would an artist who draws /ss/ find /ll/ to be a step too far? As long as they're paid they won't care. 'Self inserting' has nothing to do with it. ---- 137017217 ->>137017104 -I just want to see PG being a creep ---- 137017232 ->>137013768 -I'm the kind of person that would need to give some kind of in-depth, overwrought justification for the /ll/ to make sense in-universe. Like maybe a Power Girl that on her earth was lovers with Helena Wayne, who died, but when she comes to Earth 1 meets loli Helena Wayne and has deeply conflicting feelings as she becomes a pseudo-big sister to her, grappling with her lingering feelings and the complication of Helena beginning her own sexual awakening and fixating on Karen as her first crush. ---- 137017324 ->>137017232 -Tell me they kiss at least once ---- 137017511 ->>137017232 -That's actually not that bad of a premise, something that could actually happen in DC and be played straight. My idea would just be PG getting bored of guys drooling all over her constantly, becoming dissatisfied with the opposite sex until a chance encounter with a young girl who genuinely compliments her opens a Pandora's Box inside PG as she struggles to bottle up her new feelings. ->>137017217 -I do too. ---- 137017537 ->>137017511 -Like to see her lose to those feelings and go full loli hunter ---- 137018007 ->>137017537 -Yes but only after a series of unfortunate events which push her further and further to the brink, like ->Being exposed to pink kryptonite while saving a bus of school girls ->While helping Batgirl and Huntress clean up a Poison Ivy crime scene, becomes exposed to pheromones that keep her aroused for a week ->Finally battling a super villain with mind reading powers who, after realising PGs new weakness, uses it against her -Maybe I SHOULD write this down ---- 137018083 ->>137018007 -Please do. I really want to see more of this. ---- 137018414 -Bump --- 137018659 >>137011184 >Try introducing myself as a 94 year old lady to PG bot @@ -376,62 +249,12 @@ Think there’s only one PG bot that I’ve found >>137022763 >>137022868 what about "throbbing" and "spasm" and "moist"? ---- 137023355 ->>136992412 (OP) -When did these trends of Pg + loli pair started? Has this place always been crawlings with weebs? ---- 137023386 ->>137023355 -Not sure ---- 137024034 ->>137014162 -ooh link to full size? ---- 137024035 ->>137023355 -It's always been crawling with /ss/ fags too ---- 137024095 ->>137024034 -https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/76099571 --- 137024628 The hottest PG is battle damage PG ---- 137026911 ->>137023355 -one guy really started pushing it a few weeks ago. you can tell who it is because he always post the same pictures. - ->>137024035 -/ss/fags at least have moments from the comics they use to fuel their shitty fetish. lolifags are just dumping their fetish in the thread when their isn't any real connection. ---- 137027290 ->>137026911 ->/ss/fags at least have moments from the comics they use to fuel their shitty fetish. lolifags are just dumping their fetish in the thread when their isn't any real connection. -Yet... ---- 137027313 ->>137027290 -where's the loli? ---- 137027331 ->>137026911 -And yet /ss/ fags will often have entire threads on /co/ dedicated to their fetish unobstructed. One isn't more justified than the other, and 'muh self inserting means it isn't pedo' isn't a defence. Also I'm not this other anon but I've been on the PG /ll/ band wagon for years now. ---- 137027342 ->>137027331 -which chick you ship PG with? ---- 137027464 ->>137027342 -For an actual canon ship I guess Wonder Woman x PG can't be beat. And since loli Diana exists it can be made /ll/ too. ---- 137027494 -Thought out a quick pg story, but too damn lazy to write it. - -PG saves a young girl. Zero porn. ---- 137027537 ->>137027494 -...does anything else happen? --- 137027592 >>137027342 Not that anon, but I liked her brief encounters with The Warlord's daughter in the late 1980s, Jennifer Morgan. Or if you want 70s stuff, she and Helena Wayne had very nice rapport with each other. There's a JSA Annual that almost looks like Helena's about to confess her love to her, only for it to swerve into pseudo-incest (with Dick Grayson) ---- 137027799 ->>137027537 -Admiration, hero whorship, fondling, motherly figure. ---- 137027868 ->>137027799 -The girl fondling PG though, right --- 137027981 >>137027290 >6 foot muscular blonde amazon with huge tits @@ -487,15 +310,6 @@ I need drawings of random objects getting stuck in PG's boob window. --- 137032552 >>137032527 Also >>137008804, which is an old drawthread request of mine ---- 137032685 ->>137027464 -Like this? ---- 137032698 ->>137032685 -Karen’s wet dream ---- 137032764 ->>137032527 ->the kid named Random Objects' fw --- 137032776 >>137032764 This is him @@ -534,9 +348,6 @@ They don't say, but they bounce like crazy --- 137034941 >Power Girl Movie never ever Understandable, her backstory is too complex to be crammed into a mainstream feature-length film. Maybe a TV series (a la The Flash) would be more practical. ---- 137035108 ->>137032685 -Like this. --- 137035137 >>137034941 I assume you mean LA, but why the fuck would anyone want LA Power Girl? She's borderline uncastable, not to mention most cape shit movies are terrible and you're not gonna get a 'sexy' Power Girl in current year. She's better off staying in comics, or at most in animation. @@ -643,6 +454,72 @@ I meant that in the sense that Kon was the real first Superboy in the modern era Kon was the one who really popularized the Superboy of the modern day. Jon as Superboy was just a shitty setup to make him a gay Superman just like having Miles be Peters sidekick is a shitty attempt to set him up to be black Spiderman. Clark as Superboy was an offshoot of the character whereas Conner is and was meant to be Superboy from the start. ---- 137039123 ->>137035108 -Love this pic +--- 137040384 +>>137034524 +>Porn Star Karaoke +This was her peak look. Shame she got a breast reduction. +--- 137041675 +>>137037881 +This isn’t real righ? +--- 137042006 +>>137041965 +Boobs +--- 137043599 +>>137035868 +I love Power Girl threads +--- 137044723 +>>137044566 +ANON, NO! THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS! +--- 137044930 +>>137044723 +>>137044566 + +Bud Light approves this post +--- 137045186 +wtf happened to this thread +--- 137045300 +>>137045186 +One NSFW post and half the pics get deleted? Wtf? +--- 137045348 +>>137045300 +think harder and you might figure it out +--- 137045400 +>>137045389 +Doesn’t have any taste +--- 137045469 +Wheres the guy who made these +--- 137045921 +>>137041675 +Mfs gonna die with that question in hand lmao +--- 137046029 +>>137045300 +I don't remember any of the pics being deleted NGL +--- 137046153 +Forbidden topic discovered. +--- 137046306 +>>137046153 +Welcome to the club +--- 137047625 +>>137006375 +based bart sears enjoyer +--- 137047697 +>>137014254 +PG loves monke +--- 137050435 +>>136992412 (OP) +too big +--- 137050670 +>>137050435 +Not big enough. Make them BIGGER please. +--- 137053288 +>>136992412 (OP) +--- 137053690 +>>137038293 +>Anon's face a moment later when he starts getting pulled in +--- 137053747 +Any more /ll/ ideas for PG? +--- 137054095 +Bump +--- 137056247 +>>137053747 +she is for shotas only diff --git a/co/136999173.txt b/co/136999173.txt index c670987f1fab1fbd0826401d8dca6b16b52c2892..d2b4a0af630ac7052e79e2175f3f1a28d3f0be09 100644 --- a/co/136999173.txt +++ b/co/136999173.txt @@ -418,3 +418,142 @@ She sure has some intense looks. Her disdain for Thut is readily apparent. I lov --- 137039244 >>137039008 SHE ANGERS +--- 137039768 +>>137036860 +Group sexo +--- 137040655 +>>137038764 +--- 137041292 +>>137041176 +sauce? +--- 137041349 +>>136999173 (OP) +Those lips must feel good against your cheeks. +--- 137041378 +>>137003885 +SaberSpunk is just another retarded American who doesn't know anything about other countries, their people and their cultures. Stupid fucking millennial asswipe. Even his braindead zoomer followers deserve to have their internet privileges taken away. +--- 137041491 +N +--- 137041558 +so can we nominate Nefer to miss /co/ this year or we have to wait until next one? i dont remember the rules very well. +--- 137041813 +>>137041558 +Miss /co/ more like Miss Rigged +--- 137041913 +>>137041558 +I nominate her as my prime breedmeat if you know what i mean. +--- 137043801 +>>137041558 +nobody should care about that competition +--- 137043843 +sex +--- 137043876 +>>137001035 +buy yourself a new set of eyes then +--- 137043979 +>>136999173 (OP) +I love this movie +--- 137044010 +>>137039008 +You can tell she's the type to peg the shit out of Thut. +--- 137044112 +I like how Thut managed to be pretty cool and heroic in the end. His charioteer costume was too cool to not be used again after the intro. +--- 137044236 +>>136999173 (OP) +>>137012619 +>>137015135 +>>137021164 +>>137030851 + +How is she such a perfect combination of cute, sexy, and majestic? +Such a top-tier character design +--- 137044279 +Do you think she’s into femdom and pegging? +--- 137044320 +>>137044279 +She mouth raped Thut first, so yes. +--- 137044392 +>>137023349 +>See a cute girl in movie +>My dick makes me go see it + +Who knew it was this easy for Hollywood to make money, and they still fuck it up. +--- 137045157 +>>137041491 +E +--- 137045259 +Is this the adult autism version of sex sells? Make a cute brown girl to hook closeted racists and add e-girl makeup. +--- 137045422 +>>137045259 +kek, you might be on to something. +--- 137046426 +>>137033020 +Cute +--- 137046893 +>>137045259 +No +--- 137047116 +>>137001670 +Seeing the black Pharaoh in the musical scene was genuinely funny considering there was not a single black person among the Egyptian mummies anywhere in the movie. +It was as of the writers were making a very subtle we wuz kangz joke. +--- 137048074 +>>137047116 +>subtle +the fact no one picked up on it is more proof subtext is dead, at least to the bugmen +>>137001670 +>Nefer and the gang didn't question or at least seemed confused when seeing black people play the roles of Egyptian pharaohs? +They thought they were in future Rome and it was a kan...king who happened to have gotten the ring and just rolled with it. Most every humor thing in England was framed through the same "cultural lens leads to misunderstanding" thing. +--- 137048598 +>>137025779 +wait, this movie was actually made by Spaniards!? +hostia, menudo orgullo pues +--- 137048658 +Someone post Aida +She had a phat ass +--- 137049074 +>>137048658 +--- 137049089 +>>137040655 +Figures. I was expecting something a little more suitably horrific, and it just turns out to be Mexican festival makeup. +--- 137049572 +Does anyone know if this movie will get a dvd release at all? +I already bought the digital release to support it but don't want to miss out on the physical release. +--- 137050302 +>>137049572 +it got one in germany but that doesn't say much. usually it also gets a bluray but no sign of that yet. +--- 137050489 +>>137050302 +I see. Thanks for the reply. +I hope it gets a physical release because I get paranoid about digital only releases for some reason. +--- 137051179 +>>137001670 +We don't know what Dynasty they belong to. But we know that at least two dynasties were indeed kangz, those being the Nubian Dynasties. +So if Nefer and co. are from a Dynasty that predates the Nubian ones, they could've just assumed that at some point it was their turn to rule. If they're from a Dynasty that came after, then they just assumed they're descendants. +--- 137051377 +>>137049089 +I had seen the pictures of the skull makeup before and I'm really surprised that it's supposed to be them in their zombie form or whatever, not actually just makeup + +A little disappointing +--- 137051447 +>>136999173 (OP) +>start out as a great empire with a unique culture +>end up as a bunch of Muslim Arabs +What the fuck went wrong? +--- 137051670 +>>137051447 +That unique culture wasn't very good at warfare with materials like iron constantly in short supply, leading to their defeat by Asiatic powers. Even before Muslim conquest, the Egyptians were already spending the final days of their civilization as 2nd class citizens in their own land. +--- 137051987 +>>137051447 +They relaxed +--- 137054315 +>>137050489 +qt boi +--- 137055005 +Gorgeous. +--- 137055048 +What if Nefer was chained up haha +--- 137055112 +>>137055048 +>sequel to mummies +>it's the 3rd attempt and second unlicensed try at league of extraordinary gentlemen +That... would not be terrible with cute enough writing diff --git a/co/137006138.txt b/co/137006138.txt index 8ae610df71969a8d522512711ec2aa4a5ca7b8f9..ba994c81593efcddb0cec25e357746c8c337c844 100644 --- a/co/137006138.txt +++ b/co/137006138.txt @@ -474,3 +474,233 @@ Yeah, but one key part of Zim is how loyal he is for the Empire. He has a big eg The good old "tell a pig they can climb a tree many times enough and it eventually will." --- 137039208 I feel like Zim would be a tits man while Dib would be an ass guy +--- 137039263 +I think the original show had enough people on it who bucked traditional cartoon conventions and made something truly unique. +Jhonen is famous for bleak, edgy shit and it translated perfectly into visuals. +Rikki Simons was a perfect GIR because he wasn't trying to sound wacky. +The staff had the budget to not only have detailed backgrounds but also shading +Great storyboarding by people who love action shots +Nobody telling them it's too weird until the show was cancelled too soon (midway through season 2) +Deserved at least one more season and then a movie. The Florpus looks wrong in every frame. +--- 137039342 +>>137039181 +this is true, but because of how incompetent the empire is I was just thinking a third party would work best. But yeah zim is very competent if you look at stuff he's done with basically the equivalent of old gen tech and tons of trash given to him as a meme. + +Also have you just thought maybe I want to just be zim's assistant i want to help him become the next tallest + +>vote for Zim 2024 +--- 137039440 +>>137033228 +Oh thank the tallest that's some great news +--- 137039486 +>>137039342 +>vote for Zim 2024 +Minimoose hands wrote this +--- 137039662 +>>137039486 +I'm whatever lord zim decides to call me +--- 137039962 +>>137006138 (OP) +There will never be another cartoon like Zim. Demented, yet silly. +--- 137040388 +>>137031142 +"Dib wins and everything immediately goes to shit" is my favorite AU +--- 137040458 +>>137036110 +I will never forget chad and all the sizz-lor posts +--- 137040495 +>>137040458 +The Sizz-Lorr Jones threads were amazing +--- 137040707 +>>137040388 +who's the artist of this one? also seems to be implying either gaz is zim's friend or gf. would be interesting to see gaz's reaction to zim's death if they had a begrudging or blossoming friendship +--- 137040872 +>>137029933 +>>137030011 +Man the difference between Psychonauts 1 and 2 is basically the difference between OG Zim and Florpus +--- 137040955 +>>137006138 (OP) +I like invader zim a lot, especially the style are dark mood but sometimes the humor just really didn’t work for me. Sometimes it would be great but then others it just feels like characters shouting for no good reason +--- 137040985 +>>137025417 +>Most series go for more of those round cutesy and enjoyable color palette *cough* like into the florpus +Elaborate +--- 137041004 +THROBULATOR!! I AM A BEING OF PURE *HEADACHE* !! YEEEOOOOOOW!!!! MY HEAD!!!! +--- 137041468 +>>137040985 +into the florpus went for more light and colorful palettes instead of the more muted and grimy palettes of the original series. Also yeah most series use circles because of shape theory and how circles innately give off the vibe of safe comfy and etc. + +Also when it came to designs I brought it up as well but if you notice both in the florpus and comics. Jhonen now goes with these more bulky designs compared to his more classic skinny designs look at dib as an example. but also it's most apparent in membrane who went from a skinny scientist to a brick shithouse literally looks bulky as hell. Not saying it's bad but those more skinny designs were in his more jthm i feel sick style. Made the characters feel a bit more inhuman. Also just shirt design change is a bit telling as well, and the skin tone everyone in the original gave off this paleish vibe that made them look sickly now they all have a bit of tan and color to them. Once again not bad but it takes away a lot of the mood and vibe that made it such a cult classic and unique in comparison to shows like su or gravity falls but now dib and gaz genuinely look like they could be dropped into gf and i wouldn't notice +--- 137041731 +>>137041468 +God it was easy to mistake Dibs haircut in the original as a mohawk, i mean fitting considering he's supposed to be a cringe sperg but damn he was so ugly back then. Fangirls coped so hard +--- 137043549 +>>137006737 +This. +--- 137043687 +>>137041731 +bro I loved dib's design bro is such a little schizo and obsessed weirdo he looked like he'd be that pasty kid vomiting conspiracy theories at lunch all day. +--- 137043822 +>>137033113 +nta but invader zim was about as self aware as you can get without explicitly stating it. It even has its own pickle rick episode with the sausage virus. +What i think makes it different from the rest of the crowd of "le ebin self aware" is that none of the CHARACTERS are ever really self aware themselves. 99% of them are dumber than bricks and the only one who ever really has a firm ground on reality is fucking Gaz. Even dib who is most often the correct person at any given time never breaks the fourth wall nor ever gives himself any real reflection, the closest he really gets is asking why he talks out loud to himself. +Most the comedy of the show comes from either pure absurdity or nobody ever really prioritizing the "right" thing unless it has to deal with their own life specifically, and even then they often focus on completely stupid shit, think Chickenfoot or the Hampster godzilla, or zim himself really. +--- 137043837 +>>137008649 +That really isn't any better than the original line delivery. Why do you mexicanons always shill your old shitty bean and cheese anime/cartoon dubs like they're better than the original? +>ohhh the line in spainglish has some double meaning and its kinda like a dirty joke oooohhhhhh +You fags are worse than the cunts that say yu yu hakusho is better in english +--- 137043964 +>>137006737 +Literally my wife. +--- 137044202 +Today I will remind them +--- 137044229 +>>137034254 +Can't he just use his Pak to get out of there? +--- 137044487 +Post datr +--- 137044500 +>>137041731 +The old design was charming though. Not everything has to be “beautiful” to be appealing. I mean for godsake most of us are here because we prefer simplified cartoons to overrendered drawings +--- 137044649 +>>137044202 +DIB X TAK = CANON +FUJOS AND TRANNIES BTFO +--- 137044700 +Don't know what's funnier. The kid sinking through Bloaty and coming out in other side, the creepy pig heads in background, or Bloaty sharting himself and then crying at the end. +https://youtu.be/kiIZgtVeMcU [Embed] +--- 137045027 +>>137043822 +huh this is an interesting take I genuinely agree with. I like to see what others took out of a show to see what people value. I also agree with the fact it definitely had this vibe of both uncaring but also overall involved when it came to characters. One of the best examples is Chickenfoot but also the mysterious mysteries. It really emphasizes how each character sees the world and how they really aren't truly self-aware to their own ego or flaws while shitting on each other. Also why no one likes dib becomes more apparent as we see how he artistically pursues everything without care for the people he hurts. + +Also I feel another great thing was Jhonen's ability to make what I like to call the mundaness of horror. I mean look at all his series and how most of the world are these idiocracy types people that never bat an eye at most things or fucked situations. It makes it easy to blur the line between good in evil, an example of this is when zim turned a police officer into a squid man it's pretty much a fucked body horror concept but played for laughs as the squid man goes through the equivalent of "I have no mouth but I must scream" he constantly is shocked and horrorifed at his new reality. This happens in a lot of JV og works as well. + +Also when it comes to the whole self aware I get what your saying as I feel so many shows specifically adult or more grownish audience shows really push meta now. It gets to the point where you have redditors squeeing *Heh* over how meta and op their pickle daddy is. But in reality, meta is more of a double edge sword than it is a perfect trope it needs to be tempered very delicately less it ruins the lore or world as a whole. +--- 137045873 +>>137043687 +>>137044500 +Oh no i do like his original design and i like that he was ugly, I'm just saying people try way too hard to draw him pretty +--- 137045979 +>>137044487 +Im sorry anon i would but i don't have any on me right now :( +--- 137046042 +>>137045979 +I thought that was Travis Touchdown +--- 137046657 +>>137045873 +Ah I can see that he really had more of that basic boy design like he was meant to look bad, especially in some scenes like the pilot where he had crazy eyes and fucked teeth. He looked inhumanly human if that's a word. He really was a fun design and as I said in my post he really represented what i liked in a design if you dropped a og iz design anywhere you'd know it's from zim, but new zim designs lost a bit of their originality +--- 137046910 +>>137039962 +>Demented, yet silly. +That's a good point. Any other cartoon would stray to far into either sector. Zim struck the right balance. +--- 137047632 +>>137044649 +Miyuki wrote this, and i support my Tallest completely. +--- 137047647 +>>137046910 +yeah kind of like og billy and mandy, it definitely kept a great scene of dread and nihilism but this level of silliness that got eventually turned up to 11. I guess that's the good thing about zim ending early +--- 137047824 +>>137044700 +I can't remember if the pet noises were from the person's house or the actual commercial, but it adds to it +--- 137049168 +Anybody know any good zim drawfags i can commission from? +--- 137049580 +>>137011574 +--- 137049640 +>>137049168 +drawfags no most of them are pretty spontaneous and don't take commissions. Also depends on how much your trying to spend and how big the commission is? +--- 137049808 +>>137049640 +Budget is around $40; want some Zim lewds. I suppose I could also look around Twitter for artists but I try to avoid being on there whenever I can. +--- 137050365 +I have never watched this show. But can somebody explain to me how every single fucker I meet, see or talk to that proclaims to be a fan of Invader Zim is a total deviant with weird sexual fantasies. +--- 137050534 +>>137049808 +i get that really if i was a better artist I'd make you something simple for free really just to build my repertoire. But yeah i guess try inyuru and maybe dogma. Dogma does request for fanbox so cheap and potential to get your request drawn eventually. Inyuru is fairly cheap but I'm in the process of commissioning him and it's hard to get in contact. +--- 137050622 +>>137050365 +There's just something about that cute and funny alien +--- 137051657 +>>137050622 +so do you actually want to fuck zim? +--- 137051730 +>>137051657 +Not the same anon but yes +--- 137051877 +>>137051657 +Same anon. Yes. +--- 137052108 +>>137050365 +Because fujos are crazy +--- 137052541 +>>137050365 +It's just in our nature +--- 137052665 +>>137051657 +who doesn't? +--- 137052675 +>>137006759 +Did Zim even have a single bad episode? +--- 137053418 +>>137006138 (OP) +fucking POOP bars man +--- 137053958 +>>137052541 +>tfw i missed out on all of this +--- 137054007 +>>137006737 +Definitely some born before 1995. There were a couple girls around my age, & I was born in 1991. I'd extend the earliest point to 1988. +--- 137054071 +>>137053958 +>tfw you're in that pic +--- 137054308 +>>137054071 +Which one +--- 137054368 +> no Tak Zim teamup to overthrow the tallest after being betrayed +--- 137054405 +Merchandising and dark humor. +--- 137054448 +>>137054071 +Please tell me you're the hospital anon +--- 137054496 +>>137053958 +Same anon i also missed the golden era of zim posting +--- 137054719 +Why did Nickelodeon ever team up with Jhonen in the first place? +--- 137054735 +>>137054719 +I believe they were interested in making a Squee cartoon +--- 137056083 +>>137053958 +>missed out on the cute alien shota lewds +is paheal still relevant? what is the gelbooru version of /co/ +--- 137056129 +>>137043964 +based, same. +--- 137056142 +>>137051730 +oh my +>>137051877 +oh dear +>>137052665 +my goodness + +but seriously i never really thought of fuckin zim until these threads bro just seems like a chad little alien schizo not a cumdump. I ship zagr myself so that's what i always wanted to see but hey to each his own. +--- 137056163 +>>137056083 +/co/ llection, is the best booru equivalent but the mods made it so we can't post so most stuff doesn't make it into it. +--- 137056237 +>>137006138 (OP) +Merchandising. Also really fun tropes. Incompetent gremlin seeking world domination and the actually correct schizoid are kino tropes that I've yet to see bad examples of. +--- 137056339 +>>137056142 +In my defense, I had a massive crush on Zim at 12/13 when I first really got into the show. It died down when I got into other stuff, but I've been rewatching and now it's back. And it's even worse now because I'm an adult with sexual desires, so I can project them all on Zim. +--- 137056503 +>>137056083 +you could always go through desuarchive, I pulled some stuff from there +--- 137056513 +>>137052675 +Mortos der Soulstealer has its moments, but it's kinda weak and awkward. diff --git a/co/137007202.txt b/co/137007202.txt index 33cf3d7e01845ec9aabe65aab607cf65e2c35835..239952a99e8db1072d521fa4804b3707e76ef16e 100644 --- a/co/137007202.txt +++ b/co/137007202.txt @@ -151,3 +151,42 @@ Dare to dream >>137038973 >And was written by Jed Mackay unfortunate +--- 137039284 +>>137039065 +I've liked MacKay's stuff +>>137018253 +--- 137041562 +>>137040780 +--- 137041628 +>>137007202 (OP) +Kelly Thompson AMA on League of Comic Geeks for those interested +https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/community/thread/16985723 +--- 137042259 +>>137041628 +Thanks anon +--- 137043880 +>>137007202 (OP) +>Avengers Unlimited #44 +Rips are out +--- 137044123 +Cropping as we go, expect delays +--- 137045115 +>>137044729 +--- 137045315 +>>137044110 +Thanks +--- 137045939 +>>137045115 +--- 137047295 +#49 Preview +--- 137047843 +>>137047355 +NICE +--- 137052205 +>>137044709 +--- 137055033 +>>137047355 +>jean: nooo you can't just genocide all the heckin broodarinos +>carol: hold my non-alcoholic beer +--- 137055302 +>>137055033 diff --git a/co/137010159.txt b/co/137010159.txt index 2682192fa57fd86e7c7e4e5140024ff1a2326647..2e8503c3782d52ce0754a4fbdef09f15a6fa2068 100644 --- a/co/137010159.txt +++ b/co/137010159.txt @@ -381,3 +381,173 @@ it's zag leaking shit here again to build hype I guess he's drunk again --- 137038958 bump +--- 137039339 +>>137030158 +--- 137039828 +>>137033520 +>There is no way in hell a live action could work. +Just why not? +>The only possible way it would not be a total train wreck is if it gets developed by a French/SK studio, with absolutely 0 Amerishart influence. +Uh, the producer is in the US. Location scouting was in Paris, though. +--- 137039881 +>>137039828 +it just won't work in live action. marinette won't be fun and ditzy and make crazy faces she'll be resting bitch face i don't need no adrien catnoir boy i am independent woman who don't wear no skin tight shiny latex outfit. +--- 137040476 +>>137039881 +What, are there no good actresses left anymore? +Also, stronk womyn wear latex. +--- 137040595 +>>137037981 +>to build hype +And it works, every time. +--- 137041619 +>>137037821 +What exactly is the big deal about this scene? +--- 137042416 +>>137040595 +It most certainly does not lmao +--- 137042551 +>>137034045 +>I would love for a cross over between miraculous ladybug and totally spies +What about miraculous ladybug and lovely ladybug? +--- 137042582 +>>137042551 +? +--- 137043051 +>>137042582 +You know that Lovely Ladybug is a /coc/, right? +--- 137043087 +Is the show moving from a 6:00pm Monday timeslot to 7:30am Saturday a bad thing? +--- 137043186 +>>137043051 +I have no idea what your talking about anon +>>137043087 +Is this on American TV? I thought Miraculous is on everyday on disney +--- 137043196 +>>137043186 +TV Tokyo +--- 137043361 +>>137010159 (OP) +This show is so frustrating +--- 137043463 +>>137043196 +I have no idea. source on this? +--- 137043479 +>>137043463 +https://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp.e.ck.hp.transer.com/timetable/#!/20230506 +Oof, right next to the other preschool shows. +--- 137043484 +>>137043186 +>I have no idea what your talking about anon +The topic is crossover, and Lovely Ladybug is a /co/ creation back in 2010 or thereabout, so she predates Miraculous Ladybug by several years. Both have a ladybug themed costume. +--- 137043802 +>>137043361 +Why? +--- 137044458 +leakers are a pussy +--- 137044772 +What is she looking at? +--- 137044774 +New Gloob preview soon. Apparently, Adrien will learn about Cat Blanc. +--- 137044819 +Is the creator unhinge? +--- 137044828 +>>137043484 +can you post pics of it? +>>137043479 +are the ratings for miraculous good in Japan? seems like people like it over there but does that translate into ratings +--- 137045432 +>>137044774 +Nope. He sees a vision of himself cataclysming the earth and killing Ladybug +--- 137045499 +every time +--- 137045569 +>>137043802 +To me it feels like it doesn't go anywhere. +--- 137045736 +>>137045432 +fucking tag your spoilers you dumb cunt +>>137045569 +shit changes all the time tf you talking about +--- 137046624 +>>137039828 +>>137039881 + +Most of the characters are hot, but with Amerishart influence, we will get some overweight (body positive), unattractive goblins that harp on about transphobia. +--- 137046848 +>>137045569 +>To me it feels like it doesn't go anywhere. +We have had major changes n who loves who and reveals about past conflicts, and also changes in main miraculous holders. Have you really watched this show? +--- 137047186 +>>137046624 +god spare us please just make an anime off the manga and call it a day. Would be cheaper to make and would rake in more money desu +--- 137047739 +>>137045569 +just jerk off to the porn if youre not already doing that +--- 137048692 +>>137046624 +>overweight +There is one overweight character already, let us hope it is enough with her. Or does Hollywood fetishize feeders in particular? +--- 137048808 +Kagami Best waifu +--- 137048913 +>>137048808 +She is not getting enough screen time. +--- 137048920 +>>137048891 +i want to have sex with ladybugs womb zag +--- 137049043 +>>137035679 +>Can someone give me an explanation for why the French tend to be so horny all the time? + +It's probably for the same reason why Japan and Germany are degenerate countries. + +They don't buy into American puritanism. +--- 137049099 +Some anons had mentioned starting up /mlbg/ so that we don't have to deal with retarded OPs anymore. Is there still interest in that? +--- 137049146 +>>137049099 +not enough content for a constant general. i like there being a few days between threads. +--- 137049622 +>>137048692 +Technically, there are 2, and they date each other, which is great. Fatties should only date other fatties. +--- 137049929 +>>137049146 +>i like there being a few days between threads. +Not a problem. We could still work on pasta, and add a FAQ to the Installgentoo WIki. +The are several MLB wikis already, but those copy each other and are not willing to cover what is discussed here, such as leaks, leaked models, and more. +--- 137049968 +>>137013872 +he looks girlier by the day +--- 137049985 +>>137048920 +--- 137050524 +>>137010159 (OP) +Fascism cannot lose +--- 137050719 +>>137049929 +sick of talking about leaks and models desu really wanna discuss wtf they are gunna do in S6 after all this shit transpires +--- 137050954 +>>137050719 +soft reboot where the villain changes but everything else stays the same +--- 137050997 +>>137050954 +I like the idea of Lila not going after the cat and bug miraculous specifically but doing her own thing. that isn't revealed until much later on. +--- 137051572 +>>137048808 +>>137048913 +They should have stuck with the cat +--- 137053177 +would like a sailor moon crossover at some point +--- 137054853 +bump +--- 137056525 +>Collusion leaks +>Andre divorces Audrey +>just abandons his biological daughter, who he's also at fault for making her who she is by spoiling her rotten, and dodges having to take any responsibility for it, to her mother that he knows full well is abusive +>Takes custody of Zoe, who's father is most likely still around and was raised by someone else so he's essentailly replacing his daughter with an easier one +>Resigns as Mayor all of this on the spot after his hand is forced by the Heroes and an Akuma +>We're all supposed to be cheering that Chloe is miserable instead of realzing how fucked up this actually is +>Chloe leaves the show being Dragged by her mother back to New York, who's gonna make her life a living hell + +This is less about Chloe and more about the implications. It pretty much says if your being abused but act awful towards others your not considered an abuse victim, and deserve every bit and type of abuse you're getting no matter how bad it gets, and you don't deserve any sympathy or love. The fact that Thomas brings up essentially "your looking too deep, it's just a kids show" every time someone looks into something about the show just makes it worse. It's because it's a kids show is why this is a shitty message to send diff --git a/co/137011042.txt b/co/137011042.txt index cb77f11ab2d8b781f0dc3329914190a60a3a9eb8..d62d6ba362001f33d52418d18f13915be47e835e 100644 --- a/co/137011042.txt +++ b/co/137011042.txt @@ -590,3 +590,274 @@ why is this so fucking dark --- 137038555 >>137038528 Saturation is low. +--- 137039639 +>>137036820 +Nice! I love it already>>137036822 +--- 137040272 +>>137036810 +Those were and still are the best days. +--- 137041343 +>>137040272 +--- 137041439 +>>137024314 +this but i want to be with and to be princess marco +--- 137041461 +I feel like most of the posters on this thread are deranged white fujos who desperately want to be cucked by a brown twink because they had a crush on one growing up +--- 137041682 +>>137041461 +Do you even know what fujo means cumstain? +--- 137041686 +>>137041682 +>fujo +trannies +--- 137041697 +>>137026446 +>>137026612 +Love you Thermos, Your art has gotten better. +--- 137041859 +>>137041697 +Are you telling me this ugly bitch spams her shitty art herself here? +--- 137041874 +>>137041859 +Don't call her ugly, you fucking retard. Your just upset that I'm praising her art and not your shitty smeared eyebrow art. +--- 137041893 +>>137041874 +Take your petty grudge to your schizo discord you fucking annoying cunt +--- 137041911 +>>137041893 +Nah, I don't think I will. +Gee when people told me about you I thought they were joking but you are actually more cringe than I thought. Also why did you delete your Instagram? +--- 137041927 +>>137041911 +Being cringe is pretty based tibbiheeh +--- 137041937 +>>137041927 +Yeah that sucks about her, like she is an awful person from what I've been told but her art is amazing. WHY THE FUCK DO WOMEN WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS DRAW SO FUCKING WELL!?!!?!?!? +--- 137041959 +>>137041911 +>>137041937 +You're not really owning anyone here, just ruining a thread by being a petty hater, no one cares +--- 137041978 +>>137041959 +Yet here you are responding to me, which means that you do care. +Tell me Plutoes why do you like Kevin Spencer so much? were you one of those geeky girls that got bullied so you have to project your insecurities on a random Canuck cartoon? +--- 137041990 +>GRRR I have le massive hateboner because a female artists doesn't like me +yawn +--- 137042005 +>>137041990 +I don't give a fuck about you, you just fascinate me, you remind a lot of Ang an artist who was bullied for drawing the same type of stuff you did. +Anyway go ahead and say another quip to hide your self from criticism, and staying obsessed with some namefag nobody gives a shit about. +--- 137042057 +>>137033035 +Kek +--- 137042059 +>>137041697 +Thermos does have a amazing art style and Thermos needs to have a go go try what she can do as she does do. +I wonder Thermos can draw Jimmy's sister Crystal the stripper. + +>>137041859 +Also don't call Thermos a bitch. She can draw what she wants to draw as she likes the show it’s fine. At least she ain't drawing nsfw art on Kevin. + +>>137041937 +she draws from hand to hand on traditional paper but now she draws digital art from a cheap app she uses. + +As something to say, she was called out by that clown OC dude who bitched about her drawing nsfw art of the girls from Kevin Spencer being paired with that Non-playable character from Pizza Tower. And he says Anyone can lied about their age if they use the nsfw access on Twitter which its totally fucked up. +--- 137042065 +>>137039449 +Who drew this? I seen this style before. +--- 137042115 +>>137011042 (OP) +Why doesn't star join? +--- 137042123 +>>137042115 +Cause shes being cucked retard. +--- 137042134 +>>137042123 +whats a cuck +--- 137042135 +>>137042123 +Then she should join so she won't be cucked +--- 137042145 +>>137042134 +New here? No problem I'll explain. A cuck is a person who lets another person love their partner and not being able to do anything about it. +--- 137042154 +>>137042145 +then she should just break up with him or join them like he said >>137042135 +--- 137042157 +>>137042059 +Why don't you go tell that to the bitch on her twitter you disgusting little simp +--- 137042169 +>>137042154 +You're talking to self inserting incels who never had a gf in their lives but get off to the idea of cheating on their gf +--- 137042179 +>>137042157 +What simp are you talking about? + +Everybody wants to be a superstar get a lot a money with a fancy car. +--- 137042184 +>>137042157 +Somebody is mad that their not the center of attention. hows it feel. Lmao. Ignore her Thermos. +--- 137042211 +>>137042157 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4dKZY94fQQ [Embed] + +>>137042184 +Not Thermos but the hell is this person up to now. +--- 137042269 +>>137037008 +Jarco +--- 137042284 +>>137042059 +>who bitched about her drawing nsfw art of the girls from Kevin Spencer +he bitched about her art being ugly as fuck, no one wants to see that shit +--- 137042411 +>>137014779 +Seconding but change Steven for Adam from The Hollow and Finn for Tom. + +>>137016965 +And Marco belongs to everybody! + +>>137017067 +There's so little of Neverzone Marco. +--- 137042795 +>>137042411 +That can be resolved +--- 137042813 +>>137042284 +I wanna see that shit. +--- 137042861 +>>137012190 +For the time being +--- 137044092 +>>137042269 +Yeaaah you're not gonna find anything like that in the vast majority of cartoons or anime anon. +--- 137044892 +>>137018311 +>tfw no flaming faggot footslut friend +--- 137045722 +I hope we can get one with Peridot. I wanna see her getting held up by Marco, like the one pic with the big lafy holding up the smaller one. +--- 137045805 +>>137042269 +Yeah, it really is weird when you sit and realize that Jarco had quite a nice potential, Marco showing struggle to overcome his fear over throwing up on Jackie when kids, Jackie actually knowing about his crush and being taken by his decision to not give up, those things don't show up at all in cartoons, in anime they take usually take it from another angle, usually involving pantie shots or "you lewd" shit, I fucking hate how they always find a way for male MC to be in that situation. +--- 137045874 +>>137011169 +based +--- 137046014 +You. +--- 137046753 +>>137042005 +>I don't give a fuck about you, you just fascinate me, +Do the retards here ever read their own posts +--- 137046979 +>>137046753 +Do you realize where you are right now? +--- 137047125 +>>137011042 (OP) +Nobody cause it doesn't exist in the first place. +Cucks. +--- 137047962 +>>137011095 +They got the Milfs covered I think, from what we've seen. +--- 137048089 +>>137047962 +>What the fuck am I doing here with this little boy who doesn't even know how to use his dick +--- 137048199 +>>137048089 +Oh he knows alright, and so does she +--- 137048273 +>>137039449 +Kinda reminds me of that faggot sr pelo +--- 137048701 +I wonder, would Marco fuck a frog? +--- 137048907 +>>137048701 +I don't see why not. +--- 137049179 +>>137048701 +>>137048907 +You know, I've always felt proud of Sprig for being a good kid who's gotten his own sort of harem. Specifically with having good interactions with multiple amphibian women, and then getting drawn fucking them. From lolisho to /ss/. If there were ever a successor to the Marco harem, I'd be glad if it was Sprig. +Which is why Marco should do him the honor of giving him a nephew by fucking the shit out of Polly. Have her be the one coming on to an uncomfortable Marco. Let her say, "When my legs come in, they're all~ yours." And when she sees adult Marco or Marco using his hunky voice, have her go full throttle and claim him as her own. +--- 137049453 +>>137049179 +>Which is why Marco should do him the honor of giving him a nephew by fucking the shit out of Polly. +Should we just get to remaking the resident evil Chris Redfield memes? + +>"Marco! You need to fuck Polly, the Planter bloodline must be preserved!" +>"Sprig, don't you have cute Tomboy and Goth frog gals you can fuck yourself?" +--- 137050319 +>>137049453 +>"And there's also that bellhop girl, that giant warrior woman and her daughter." +>"I have my reasons. Secret reasons." +>"Name one." +>"Nope, not telling." +>"Alright, fine. Then you wouldn't mind if I asked Anne instead, right?" +>"W-w-what? Anne doesn't need to know about that!" +>"Let me know about what?" +>"Anne!?" +>"I'm trying to get some sleep! What is it Sprigg?" +>"Polly!?" +>"Hey there, Marco~ You wouldn't mind, "tucking me in" would you?" +>"...." +>"...." +>"*Yawn* Oh man, is it really that late? We should really get some shut-eye. Come on Anne!" +>"What's the rush Marco? Whoa!" +>"*Yaaaawn* Yup, same for me too. Let's get back to hed, Polly." +>"Sprigg, I will cut you if you even- Let go of me! I will get that D, Marco Diaz! Do you hear me!? I. will. get. that. D(iaz)!" +>"Kids, get to bed already! I'm trying to get my beauty sleep here." +>"Do you think the kids are okay, Hopediah?" +>"It's nothing, Sylvia, sweetie. They're just a rambunctious bunch is all. Just go back to bed, dear." +--- 137050505 +>>137047811 +I'd surely like to see more pics with Amphibia girls! +--- 137050571 +>>137050319 +Seems good, Polly's got ginger hair too so we can stick her together with the other red heads like Tulip and Reggie. +--- 137051038 +>>137050505 +I wouldn't mind more of MarMar. +>>137050571 +>Tulip and Polly on mechanics +>Reggie and Marco field testing +I'm having a really bad headache and cold right now. May you please help to remind me of Polly's growth and role throughput the series? This cold is fucking killing me. +--- 137051632 +>>137042065 +zachdewd + +some forgetabble fag that never got gud in a decade. +--- 137052020 +>>137050571 +>>137051038 +>Marco internally racing against the clock while coming up with an reasonable explanaition as to why: Tulip, Reggie, and Polly are all wearing versions of his signiture red hoodie +>While being in the same bed as him +--- 137052403 +>>137045722 + what dress peridot has? +--- 137052545 +>>137052403 +Cheerleader outfit from Star Vs. +--- 137052744 +>>137052545 +meant close to garnet and amethyst? +--- 137052959 +>>137052744 +Ohhh, that kind of dress. I'm not too sure, actually. I was thinking of something like, naked suspenders or something good for an artificer. +--- 137053834 +>>137016867 +Connie is Gideon since she fits the evil mastermind; Pearl is Mattehw sue the holograms; Anne and Luz as Lucas and Todd respectively or the twins; Tom as Roxanne. + +Fin is knives, don't know about the rest. Also, did you guys make an AU Scott with Star's harem? +--- 137054050 +>>137052959 +Now that I think about it, scratch that please. I wws still thinking of Polly. Speaking of whom. +>Polly taking advantage of her cute stature to get away with fooling around with Marco beneath everyone's noses. +>As well as being a brat that loves to tease him until he teaches he has to give her some correction. +--- 137055550 +>>137053834 +Sasha as Roxie +--- 137056089 +>>137011042 (OP) +Just kick Steven outta there and add more chicks. +--- 137056150 +>>137011042 (OP) +Star is cute in this picture diff --git a/co/137019935.txt b/co/137019935.txt index d4775508ec40c0d27b9be93d6ee690b515719081..7ebda74d804b3bfa9ef6479906f271c6da42669b 100644 --- a/co/137019935.txt +++ b/co/137019935.txt @@ -273,3 +273,114 @@ What made them give this show another season so many years later? If there was a All I know is that one episode that straight-up copied Dave the Barbarian's FMG episode, only they skipped straight to her being a sun-eclipsing Neanderthal. --- 137038895 >>137020022 +--- 137039735 +The infamous breast expansion episode +--- 137041108 +>>137019935 (OP) +Honestly I can't think of any show. Almost all my fetishes are too explicit for TV. +I like human and non-human pairing or desire (specially with robots and aliens) but I can't think of any episode in specific. +--- 137041367 +>>137033014 +>>137033121 +The studio that created total drama has another show called stoked with a kind of out there pee scene with desperation and relief moaning +--- 137042025 +>>137041108 +Pick an episode of Futurama. + +>"TEACH ME TO LOVE, YOU SQUISHY POET FROM BEYOND THE STARS!" +--- 137043561 +Other than the Nickelodeon foot czar have any other creators been found out about the fetishes they put into shows? +--- 137043610 +>>137038378 +Beats me, maybe some wealthy guy really liked the show enough to pay up for an entire second season. +--- 137043717 +>>137032494 +I wish we'd get another archie cartoon. +--- 137043991 +Animated adaptation when? +--- 137045474 +Big girls with small boys si one of my faves +--- 137045498 +I really feel like whatever happened with the girls who bullied Danny as a kid it messed him up for life cuz even his pilot snot rocket had obsessive boy crazy girls. +--- 137045730 +>>137041108 +>Almost all my fetishes + +tbey don't have to be yours to qualify for this thread. +--- 137046383 +>>137043561 +Savino and his incest fetish +>but how- +He made a bunch of comics about a cat boy wanting to fuck his mom and signed with his real name and signature. Not the stealthy type. +--- 137046935 +Not exactly a fetish but it's interesting seeing how Velma is drawn and written as time goes on. She went from the frumpy plain jane of the group to having notable curves even when wearing her bulky sweater. She gets hit on more, she gets put in sexy skintight outfits more, and is just overall more of a sexual entity. And its cuz all those kids who grew up crushing on the nerd are now the ones making the shows. +--- 137046943 +>>137046935 +--- 137047050 +>>137020022 + +I’m surprised that chink design got a pass and the fact that it contradicts with how they designed Trixie Tang. +--- 137047067 +>>137038569 +What about this? +--- 137047357 +Love my heros restrained and waiting for what is coming, also both_sexes_in_the_same_situation +--- 137047406 +>>137028596 +>Sandy's house +>vacuum +Oh my... +--- 137047510 +>>137047406 +While there's no proof it's the writer's barely disguised fetish it could have been the origins of the infamous commissioner +--- 137047541 +>>137033268 +>14 +there are only 10 +--- 137048768 +>>137043991 +i'd agree on the grounds that it's an og show with a similar idea, and with dragon chicks to boot +--- 137049993 +>>137046123 +I'm more disgusted by the dialogue than what's going on in the comic itself. +--- 137050119 +>>137049993 +--- 137050769 +>>137047510 +--- 137051400 +>>137050119 +Were movie theaters always expensive or is this a thing that started in the 2000s? +--- 137052866 +This show +--- 137053398 +Haha wouldn't it be funny if we show the female characters with morning wood. Haha because women don't actually have those haha +--- 137053439 +try making sense to this scene with no sound. +--- 137053512 +>>137041367 +Total drama has a few moments in season 1 +--- 137053611 +>>137053398 +That is probably the most tame thing you could have posted from that wet abortion of a cartoon +--- 137053619 +>>137019935 (OP) +Footfag episodes are low-hanging fruit, but a prison girls episode would be even easier (and less suspicious). + +Combining the two might draw suspicion though. +--- 137054237 +>>137034014 +So is cow's milk, but lots of people drink that or eat products made from it like cheese. When you think about it, breast milk is actually less disgusting because it can be made by an attractive woman rather than an unsanitary literal cow that probably gets shit all over its tits. +--- 137054284 +>>137019957 +--- 137054375 +>>137034014 +>Milk now seems even hotter to me even though I don't actually drink it +--- 137054848 +>>137052866 +>the brown flakes coming off the foot +Do any of the other animators ever stop to think what they're looking at during the hour long process to render this shit +--- 137055123 +>>137035339 +--- 137055690 +>>137033994 +Possibly. diff --git a/co/137021203.txt b/co/137021203.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..077492e466baa9389661c491ad03aa792c4a1009 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137021203.txt @@ -0,0 +1,358 @@ +----- +--- 137021203 +Did you buy the 'Stacy is Lesbian for Candace' theory? +--- 137021242 +>>137021203 (OP) +Obviously no +--- 137021296 +>>137021203 (OP) +Personally, I never saw them like that. But I find it funny, so I adopted it. +--- 137021804 +There's one really strong piece of evidence that's always stood out for me: + +There's that one episode where Stacy tells Candace that if Jeremy really likes her, he'll give her a nickname. Stacy says that guys give girls a nickname as a sign of affection. + +I recall that Candace stresses over the nickname the entire episode and I think Jeremy finally gives her one. + +But: Stacy has a nickname for Candace, too. Over and over, throughout P&F, she calls her "Candy." So I wonder how much of that "nicknames are a sign of affection" stuff was pure projection on Stacy's part. + +Nonetheless, if Stacy's a lesbian or bi the crush is one-sided, Candace seems to purely have eyes for Jeremy. +--- 137021816 +>>137021804 +>I recall that Candace stresses over the nickname the entire episode and I think Jeremy finally gives her one. +I'm pretty sure it ends with Jeremy admitting that he doesn't have one for her because Candace is already a perfect name. +--- 137021836 +>>137021804 +Huh, you just sold me on this ship. I always thought people were just looking through a rose lens, but who knew there was actually some kind of basis +--- 137021843 +>>137021203 (OP) +--- 137021853 +>>137021203 (OP) +Clearly not a lesbian. + +But Stacy is Japanese so Stacy and Candace probably have fingered each other a few times. + +And Stacy definitely rough fuck her sister with a bitch breaker strapon when Ginger brings home a new award. +--- 137021868 +>>137021804 +I mean it's also very common for friends to give each other nicknames. I think when Stacy told her that it was specifically in the context of a relationship. That it's normal for best friends to have nicknames but if a guy you aren't best friends with gives you one it likely means he likes you. +>>137021203 (OP) +It isn't really that supported in the show, but it's technically possible. I think if she did have any attraction to Candace it isn't that strong to make it a big deal, as she supports Candace and Jeremy and even goes after other people herself like that guy who hangs out with Jeremy I forgot the name of. +--- 137021871 +>>137021853 +>But Stacy is Japanese so Stacy and Candace probably have fingered each other a few times. +You’re gonna have to explain this one to me. +--- 137021881 +>>137021203 (OP) +I just am very attracted to Kelly Hu +--- 137021889 +>>137021871 +something something Knives and Kim +--- 137022101 +>>137021203 (OP) +Is every female character Bi or Lesbian now? +--- 137022353 +>>137022101 +Yes. +Since 2012, straight woman in westoid fiction increasingly became an extreme rarity. +But it's alright, /co/mblr troons told me it's super natural and certainly not part of a grand subversion/demoralization psyop. +--- 137022481 +>>137021203 (OP) +I ship it, but no, she is straight in canon +--- 137023399 +>>137021203 (OP) + +It makes a nice counterpoint to the whole Isabella-Phineas deal if Candace is just as clueless about Stacy having an unrequited crush on her. Plus Stacy nominally has boyfriends or temporary love interests but there's a lot more times where we see her with Candace or just by herself even in situations where a date would make more sense. + +Though if anybody thinks Stacy's gay, it's Major Monogram since, as far as he knows, she was making out with Vanessa at that party. +--- 137023431 +>>137023399 +>Plus Stacy nominally has boyfriends or temporary love interests +No? She had Coltrane. +--- 137023448 +>>137021203 (OP) +Two same sex characters can't be friends anymore without people inventing gay shipping theories +--- 137023489 +>>137023448 +>Two same sex characters can't be friends anymore without people inventing gay shipping theories +They can be, but you need to make sure they already have love interests to make sure shipping speculation is impossible. +--- 137023521 +>>137023431 + +Coltrane only had a handful of appearances, we saw Stacy hit on other guys, and, again, there were instances like the New Years and Halloween parties where she was either hanging out with just Candace or by herself. + +So it never really seemed all that serious on her part. +--- 137023549 +>>137021203 (OP) +I buy that many people in internet are friendless loser +--- 137023830 +>>137021203 (OP) +Not for a second. +--- 137023926 +>>137023521 +That just makes Stacy a literal Stacy Lightningcunt +--- 137023953 +>>137023504 +any translated version anywhere? Can only find the artists pixiv. +--- 137024326 +>>137021889 +Knives is Chinese and Kim is white though +--- 137024758 +>>137021871 +Different moral outlook on sex, for Japanese a girl dating a girl sub 13 is a cute phase they grow out of. +--- 137024761 +>>137021203 (OP) +Not in actuality, but it was fun to joke about. +--- 137024918 +>>137021804 +I don't recall her ever calling her Candy, wtf +--- 137024973 +>>137022353 +>a grand subversion/demoralization psyop. +Ah, that grand subversion/demoralization where like one in a hundred cartoons shows has a fag in it. Truly (((they))) are insidious, hitting us where it hurts. How will we ever recover and be able to talk to girls and reproduce like the hundreds of millions of other people who manage to do that when they have cut us so deep, right where our soul lies, in the hypothetical sexuality of a teen cartoon girl. How could they be so maliciously brilliant, to know that all they had to do to undermine all of western society and drive us out of existence was turn a handful of cartoon characters gay? +--- 137025152 +>>137021203 (OP) +Of course I didn't buy it, lesbians aren't real +--- 137025253 +>>137023953 +It just says lemonade friend, that's it +>>137024973 +>where like one in a hundred cartoons shows has a fag in it +You are a disingenious, lying cunt. +Almost every fucking cartoon of last decade had LGBT characters. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animated_series_with_LGBT_characters +> How will we ever recover and be able to talk to girls +We won't because they cancel anyone who tries to socialize with woman as per astroturfed metoo hysteria and they brainwash all western roasties to become wine aunts. +Of course, the rise of alphabets, collapse of white relationship and birthrates are all just a cohencidence that well coincide with mass immigration to the west. +> in the hypothetical sexuality of a teen cartoon girl. +I like the attempted implicature here that I am supposed to be a pedo for talking about it, but when the fag horde raves at underage alphabet characters, ships them or even make sexual drawings of them it's completely okay and they are not groomers at all. +Most consistent libtard position. +>How could they be so maliciously brilliant, to know that all they had to do to undermine all of western society and drive us out of existence was turn a handful of cartoon characters gay? +Netflix, Hollywood, academia, EGS, MSM journos... +You can't imagine how much I wish it was just some dumbass cartoons who only worked for the cabal. +--- 137025275 +>>137025253 +Inb4 someone cherrypicks the mistake: +ESG not EGS +My point remains all the same however +--- 137025331 +>>137025253 +Your wiki link doesn't say anything about "almost every fucking cartoon of the last decade", it mostly just lists the handful that focused on it. + +Gay people and relationships in cartoons are still the minority, just like gay relationships in real life. So I'd say it's a pretty realistic ratio of gay to straight "representation" in most cartoons. There are a few outliers, specifically thinking of the two shows Steven Universe and the Owl House in which nearly every character was given a specific sexuality outside of just "straight". + +Otherwise most other gay presence in shows is dedicated to background or secondary characters, oftentimes grown married adults with minimal presence in the overall show. +>ships them or even make sexual drawings of them it's completely okay and they are not groomers at all. +People are always saying this yet 90% of the time the people complaining about rule34 art or "problematic ships" are the left leaning woke types who hate "proshippers". This idea that the left are the ones obsessed with sexualising minors is pretty much fabricated and goes against what's actually observable. Especially as people who are into loli art tend to have more edgy views that align better with the right. +--- 137025403 +>>137025253 +Meds +--- 137025541 +>>137023489 +>you need to make sure they already have love interests to make sure shipping speculation is impossible. +>he doesn't know +--- 137025585 +>>137025331 +> it mostly just lists the handful that focused on it. +ACTUALLY FUCKING READ SHIT BEFORE TYPING OUT ANOTHER DUMBASS REPLY +There had been so many LGBT characters that 2010-2014, 2015-2019 and 2020-present have their own seperate pages. +What is it with internet leftoids and complete lack of reading comprehension? Is it the drugs that fuck up your brain? Or HRT? +> in cartoons are still the minority, +No, no they aren't. Almost every fucking female character in pozzed Cal arts cartoons is bi or dyke, many male gays too. You insist on lying for ideological purposes again. +>This idea that the left are the ones obsessed with sexualising minors is pretty much fabricated and goes against what's actually observable. +I am not the one obsessed with defending drag queens exposing their genitals to the kids buddy. +Or feeding kids hormones and surgeries behind their parents' backs. +You can insist on running with BS narratives as much as you desire, but ultimately you aren't fooling anyone. +>>137025403 +Dilator +--- 137025692 +>>137025585 +They have separate pages because someone who is really into gay representation has autistically detailed the progress during these time periods. +>No, no they aren't. Almost every fucking female character in pozzed Cal arts cartoons is bi or dyke, many male gays too. You insist on lying for ideological purposes again. +I have no ideological reasons for this, you're the only one spouting ideology. I just believe in Occam's razor. There is no conspiracy to "demoralise" anyone because that doesn't make sense. No one actually benefits in the long run from this, it isn't a realistic motive for any evil media controlling vampires to have or whatever. It's basically people taking the fact that they personally don't like something and assuming it's being done specifically to target them. The actual, more realistic answer is simply that culture is changing and things like gay people are being more accepted. Gay marriage laws are passing, the majority people are okay with it. And since the media companies want money out of the majority of people, they think they can get more money by catering to LGBT people to come across as virtuous and moral since most people see homophobia as a unvirtuous and immoral thing. The fact people get angry about it just amounts to free advertising. +>I am not the one obsessed with defending drag queens exposing their genitals to the kids buddy. +behind their parents' backs. +I don't really know how much of the first one is actually true as people make up shit about drag queens all the time it's hard to actually know when shit happened or not. But it's pretty simple to ask the majority of left leaning people if they think drag queens showing their genitals to children is bad, and they will agree it's bad. They will probably point out that using it to discredit drag queens as a whole is something they don't agree with though. +--- 137025892 +>>137025253 +>Almost every fucking cartoon of last decade had LGBT characters. +>a fraction of the cartoons of the decade +>80% anime +>includes shit like "X character is LGBT because they are ambiguously gendered" +>includes shit like inhuman magical creatures taking both male and female forms +I seriously hope this is a joke and not your evidence that da joos are turning all the characters gay. +--- 137028029 +>>137021203 (OP) +No +--- 137028053 +>>137021203 (OP) +Of course not, Phineas and Ferb had some gay undertones in the friendships +>Candace and Stacy +>Buford and Baljeet +>Doof and Perry +But they were all straight +--- 137028686 +>>137021203 (OP) +Nah. +--- 137028775 +>>137028686 +Source please +--- 137028862 +>>137028775 +No. +--- 137028870 +>>137021203 (OP) +Why not? Stacy looks like a dude compared to Candace. +--- 137028937 +>>137028862 +The actual proportions of the art are shit, but I would laught way too much listening to the audio of the characters saying that. +--- 137028991 +>>137025253 +>>137025585 +For all my worries in the world, I'm glad they arent as ridiculous as this. +--- 137029483 +>>137024758 +>Stacy convinces Candace that it’s still totally cool to eat each other out just for the fun of it despite pushing 20 after all these years +>“Just think of Jeremy while I do it, it’s alright” +--- 137029658 +>>137021203 (OP) +If Dan or Swampy say they can kind of see it, I'll accept it. If they say they don't really see it, I won't. Simple as. +--- 137029684 +>>137024758 +Anon who lived in Japan here - you're describing an extremely out of date notion that only people 60+ actually put any stock into. 4chan just latched onto the idea because it's fucking 4chan and they'll grasp at anything they can use to stir shit. +--- 137030504 +>>137028937 +Honestly yeah, would be pretty funny hearing them actually saying it. +--- 137030662 +>>137021203 (OP) +Who doesn't want to do candace? +--- 137030688 +>>137030504 +>>137030662 +More art that looks better then the show? +--- 137030866 +>>137030504 +How to make a cute sister ugly. +--- 137030888 +>>137030688 +The lipstick throws me off here. +--- 137031092 +>>137021203 (OP) +There's always a bit of homo-ness when it comes to close friends of the same gender, probably rooted in the realization that if they were the opposite gender, you'd probably be fucking constantly. +--- 137031120 +>>137025585 +And just how many of these characters are Main characters as opposed to simply Side Characters? +--- 137031374 +>>137024758 +I don't know what the Japanese view is, but the reality is that female sexuality is more malleable than male sexuality, with every woman possessing some degree of bisexuality. +--- 137031638 +>>137021296 +Agreed. There’s something that’s both tragic and hilarious about that one sided crush +--- 137031799 +>>137026275 +What is she doing to the giraffe? +--- 137031907 +>>137021203 (OP) +Reminder that being gay/lesbian is just a choice an individual has control over. +--- 137031946 +>>137031374 +>that female sexuality is more malleable than male sexuality, with every woman possessing some degree of bisexuality. +Source? +--- 137032119 +>>137031374 +No women are attracted to Masculinity, and turned off by femininity. It as simple as that. +--- 137032984 +>>137031907 +And yet you still choose to be a goatse gaping semen-slurping massive cockfiend. +--- 137033037 +>>137031946 +Diamond, L. M. (2003). What does sexual orientation orient? A biobehavioral model distinguishing romantic love and sexual desire. Psychological Review, 110(1), 173-192. +Chivers, M. L., Rieger, G., Latty, E., & Bailey, J. M. (2004). A sex difference in the specificity of sexual arousal. Psychological Science, 15(11), 736-744. +Diamond, L. M. (2008). Sexual fluidity: Understanding women's love and desire. Harvard University Press. +--- 137033922 +>>137029684 +What is it more like then, in your perspective Japanon? What would be the more accurate way it is? +--- 137033944 +>>137026275 +What's she gonna do with all that power over her? +--- 137035203 +>>137031374 +>>137031946 +>>137033037 +Honestly, I'm open to believing it especially after seeing this headline some years ago +--- 137035284 +>>137031638 +I would agree +>>137031092 +I remember having a friend I was really close with and would hang out with all the time and I remember one time I was wrestling with them and then being on top of them and wanting to lean in and give them a kiss. Fucked me up in the head for a while, still not quite sure how to process it. +--- 137036033 +>>137021203 (OP) +No, but it would be funny if Stacy joked once about this thanks to Candace's neurotic personality +--- 137037503 +>>137021203 (OP) +>These 2 girls bring best friends +>Faggots: "OMG They're lesbians!" + +Why are you people like this? +--- 137038728 +>>137036958 + +Secretary Stacy needs more art. +--- 137039262 +>>137037503 +why not +--- 137039744 +>>137037503 +/co/mblr is real +--- 137040828 +>>137039732 + +Phineas and Ferb/anime crossovers always work so well for some reason. +--- 137041210 +>>137039704 +my favorite Candace fanart +--- 137042038 +>>137025253 +I mean the entire comic translated +--- 137043711 +>>137033944 +Canon, she stopped Candace from obsessing over busting her brothers +--- 137043794 +It sucks we didn't get more Hirano family episodes +--- 137043823 +more cute Candace. +--- 137043936 +>>137021203 (OP) +Not really. I doubt she would have nearly been as calm with her delivery or dismissive to the point of recording herself going "yuh huh" whenever Candace talked about Jeremy if that was the case. +The real gay pairing is Doof and Perry. +--- 137047283 +Some info on the PnF revival: +https://twitter.com/GoneSnail/status/1654138539011964930 +--- 137047542 +>>137047283 +>most of the writers from original show + +Thankfully. +--- 137049246 +>>137023448 +>anymore +Even if you don't go back into the thousands of years of this happening throughout the world, this was a known and quantifiable occurrence back in the days of Star Trek TOS fanzines that were printed on paper and mailed around the country. +--- 137049486 +>>137049174 +Surprisingly fond of seeing summer and candace. +--- 137049570 +>>137049486 +I prefer Candace and Kim. +--- 137050508 +>>137047283 + +Glad to see they're getting a lot of the old production staff back but I'm curious as to whether or not Disney will give them a decent budget or not. +--- 137050617 +>>137021843 +BLACKCHADS WIN AGAIN +--- 137052688 +>>137025585 +Seethe and dilate +--- 137055844 +>>137045554 +Look at those magumbos diff --git a/co/137021336.txt b/co/137021336.txt index 32de1d7a3e3aab1733b4a5e00c470fd1b9611e12..95e0bfbbcdbf23172c904f61cafa5cf70f6d29c8 100644 --- a/co/137021336.txt +++ b/co/137021336.txt @@ -177,3 +177,157 @@ How many SCPs can work as a protagonist? >>137036901 Cactusman is the best superhero. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2800 +--- 137039592 +>>137038037 +Their coldness is understandable though. +--- 137040520 +>>137033857 +I would +--- 137041265 +>>137034503 +The dry humor got old. I lost all excitent for it a long time ago. +--- 137041886 +>>137036519 +It's not the power but the presentation. +SCP is horror/thriller/psychological, not horror/action/adventure. +--- 137043375 +>>137041886 +I think those could also work. It just depends on execution +--- 137044569 +>>137021336 (OP) +bump +--- 137044652 +>>137043375 +Well actually it can be other things. I’m trying to be an scp author with a kid oc who has ergokinesis and a arm symbiote, aka some weird thing inside his arm +--- 137044654 +I like how koreans came in and upstaged SCP entirely with 3 complete games. +--- 137044685 +>>137044652 +Sure he’s basically a mutant, and I mean Og not that superian mutant shit, he’s basically a freak and ha- wait this sounds X-men with personality and what not, lmao +--- 137045842 +Name a cuter keter class entity +--- 137045882 +>>137045842 +If I had the editing skills, I would have her hold a slice of toast in her mouth instead. +--- 137046147 +>>137045882 +You'd like that wouldn't you, sick toast fucker +--- 137046195 +>>137036901 +>>137038894 +Speaking of superheroes, I liked this SCP related to Spider-Man. +https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4912 +>>137045842 +Cute. +--- 137046341 +>>137044685 +What are you rambling about? +--- 137046417 +>>137045842 +I thought SCPs are supposed to be secured and contained, not roaming around using currency in vending machines. Doesn't even have pockets to hold those coins in, and someone is going to put a coin in that other vending machine and get some nanite bees flying around murdering everyone eventually! Coffee vouchers are more reasonable. +--- 137046443 +>>137046417 +In the context of the comic, she left her cell without permission and gets reprimanded. +--- 137046591 +>>137046443 +So a lightly-guarded SCP stole outside currency from somewhere to feed to a vending machine, ignoring other vending machine-related deaths from other SCPs, intending to get hopped up on caffeine if there's two cups? And she is lgihtly scolded? SCP has changed over the years. +--- 137046950 +>>137046341 +I feel like a character I wish to make for scp wiki might be a “X-Man syndrome” oc? +--- 137047323 +>>137038696 +Depends on the genre, I could see a action or horror cartoon/comic/game from the perspective of the staff. Or horror shorts from nearly any SCP. +--- 137047980 +>>137046950 +Weird thing to rant about. Good luck. +--- 137049531 +What do? +--- 137049819 +>>137049531 +Gently admonish her and say the romantic relations between SCPs and Foundation personnel is strictly forbidden. I won't be dickish enough to report it though. +--- 137049963 +Looks like white/amber lead disease. +--- 137050661 +It sad that most scp content doesn't explore any other crazy shit that goes on in the world. It always the foundation anomalies being contained. Why not stories about the GOC and their similarities with the foundation? Would give an interesting way in fleshing out the world instead of the same stories over and over +--- 137051123 +>>137050661 +I wish there was more stuff about certain items interacting with eachother in non-"trying to destroy an SCP with another SCP" kinds of ways. +I get that from a story perspective the circumstances where that would happen would be rare, but it's fun when it happens. +I had to look hard to find it but I liked the very short story that someone threw together where they introduced 085 to 423. +I'm surprised I couldn't find anything where they tried to cross-test either of them with 826 +--- 137051700 +>>137021336 (OP) +This is really fucking boring +--- 137051826 +>>137050661 +GOC centric comic or game would be fun. I think people stick to the Foundation perspective because they can use the popular characters. +--- 137051964 +>>137051123 +Most retards think all anomalies are buddy buddy with each other and come from the same source. So they do nothing but make them best of friends or whatever. + +>>137039592 +Most times they take it to the extreme. They treat their humanoid anomalies like objects. >Calling them by their destination number instead of their preferred name. +>Locking them up in boxes until they die. +>putting them in dangerous tests and task force operations that can kill them. + +The foundation should be an organization that should do what they must in order to protect humanity and the knowledge that the supernatural exist. Sacrificing a hundred babies to keep an Elder God at bay is reasonable. Terminating a dangerous reality Bender Is reasonable. But throwing a bunch of dclass at the same deadly anomaly just for the lols or dehumanizing someone because they shit ice cream is ridiculous. At that point, they're no different from the GOC personnel that needlessly destroyed a teleporting chair. +--- 137052437 +>>137051700 +Yeah the start is slow but the recent chapters are picking up the pace. +--- 137052799 +>>137051964 +>But throwing a bunch of dclass at the same deadly anomaly just for the lols or dehumanizing someone because they shit ice cream is ridiculous. + +How long ago has it been since you read the wiki? Because these are the exact sort of excesses the Ethics Committee reins in nowadays. + +>>137046417 +They can't kill her, because she just comes back. They can't contain her in a cell, because she can walk through walls. Medically induced coma is suggested, but deemed excessive at this point in time. The containment strategy is to condition her so that she wants to stay. +--- 137053007 +>>137052799 +>The containment strategy is to condition her so that she wants to stay. +And they do a terrible job. +--- 137053099 +>>137027351 +>boyfriend +>raped +Wtf +Men cant be +--- 137053114 +>>137031887 +>t. Sagittarius +--- 137053132 +>>137033857 +I would expunge that brown boy +--- 137053179 +>>137051964 +>Calling them by their destination number instead of their preferred name +Damn +A whole organization that acts like this has attracted so many trannies. +The irony anomaly has been loose for too long +--- 137053222 +>>137051123 +Scp 173 with a picture of 096 taped to it vs anything +--- 137053799 +>>137045842 +I can't. +--- 137053882 +>>137033857 +Based Cain asserting dominance. +--- 137054224 +>>137052799 +>Medically induced coma is suggested, but deemed excessive +Why? +--- 137054288 +>>137054224 +Why it was suggested, or why it was deemed excessive? +--- 137054357 +>>137033264 +>SCP Oversimplified +Makes me sad that a lot of charming fan manga creations get dropped by teams. +--- 137055528 +>>137047980 +Thanks then +--- 137056186 +>>137054357 +>teams +I thought it was made by one person. diff --git a/co/137021345.txt b/co/137021345.txt index 241eed51ffd1c1fdec25e6c222ef9a4681a37e02..5e739c4bb05d08158f42c3b77baf03736110c22d 100644 --- a/co/137021345.txt +++ b/co/137021345.txt @@ -184,3 +184,145 @@ And one thing everyone who lives in dumbfuckistan always seems to forget is... F --- 137039040 >>137037842 >>137033756 +--- 137040222 +>>137021345 (OP) +Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come. The record will be straight. And everything will be cool again. +--- 137041032 +>>137038046 +>France doesn't give a flying shit what you think about anything. +The French are the ones out to cancel Vives. +Dumbfuckistanians have never heard of his obscure collection of pedo comics as they are not Batman Spider-man or Avengers. +--- 137041646 +>>137041032 +Most Frenchfags do't give a shit either, this is just a couple of puritan orgs with a tiny number of members. +--- 137043275 +>>137021419 +They’re also making a live action movie based on La Grande Odalisque. +--- 137043372 +>>137031013 +The fuck is this guy terminally depressed? +It’s not like his family is ugly. +--- 137044605 +>>137043372 +Sometimes you just need a break. +--- 137044611 +>>137021345 (OP) +bump +--- 137044624 +>>137044605 +Any scans that can shown here? +--- 137044912 +>>137044624 +The last few pages, yes. +--- 137044924 +Didn’t mean to spoiler that page, but there you go. +--- 137044953 +>>137044924 +Why doesn’t the friend offer to substitute for the guy if he’s tired? +I know I would +--- 137044978 +>>137044953 +Same +--- 137045046 +>>137044953 +He's still confused about what's going on. He doesn't get fully on board with it until the very end. + +It's easy to go "lol I'd just fuck them all" as an anonymous incel on the internet, but most people aren't exactly prepared to just jump into an orgy with a bunch of people you've just met yesterday, and the kind of people who would do that are fucked in the head. +--- 137045071 +>>137045046 +But it seems like from this last page he does >>137045031 +--- 137045150 +Is there a /aco/ link for this? +--- 137045171 +>>137045031 +>>137045021 +>waiting for the dog concent to unzip dick +--- 137045254 +>>137045171 +hey, its either ALL IN or NADA. +--- 137045302 +>>137045171 +Well, he is white. +--- 137045346 +>>137045150 +>Is there a /aco/ link for this? +https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/5692240/ +--- 137045494 +>>137045046 +Not to mention at least a couple of the girls are underage, normies are not usually on board with kiddyfucking. +--- 137046428 +>>137021345 (OP) +Nothing actually happened. It was just a couple of reeeing femcels looking for things to be offended about. + +>work since +Several things. The Sweater (or something along those lines) and Burne Out which came out recently. +--- 137046497 +>>137046428 +Le Chemisier? That came out in 2018, and Burne Out was in August 2022, all this moral panic shit and the case started in November, December iirc. and he hasn't put anything new out since, but that's not necessarily unusual. +--- 137046631 +>>137046497 +Eh, Sweater became available in english recently-ish so I assumed it was newer than Discharge. And some years between books is hardly unusual for BD. At least not for Vives, since he was apparently born with a silverspoon up his ass and thus doesn't have to churn out pages for a living. +--- 137046632 +>>137021345 (OP) +>>137046428 +>>137046497 +Pic related came out more than a week after Burne Out. +--- 137046651 +>>137046631 +It's not a sweater, it's a blouse. + +>>137046632 +Okay, still August. +--- 137047576 +>>137046631 +>sweater +lol +--- 137048706 +>>137021741 +>fat bottom hijabi colonized by BWC + +I'm surprised Bastien wasn't called out on that amist the pedo allegations. +--- 137048726 +>>137048706 +>colonized by BWC +More like underage BWC abused by Muslamic Ray Guns. +--- 137049795 +>>137021345 (OP) +i can’t find the fucking thing anywhere goddamnit (petit paul i mean) +--- 137049920 +>>137049795 +Have a first draft scanlation. Don't spread it around too much, there should be a better version out soon-ish. +https://mega.nz/file/US4DmBLS#LZN9VVjDAebsl0boc9PDS_4ZqgettJyaF_e4YVaFXSc +--- 137050228 +>>137049920 +cool and thanks +--- 137051547 +>>137050228 +>filename +That’s an orangutan, not a lion. +--- 137052195 +>>137041646 +Really should just ignore these people. They said they were going to protest the French Comic con, probably would have been 4 women. +--- 137052275 +>>137040222 +Jesus, he even looks like a pedophile. +--- 137052303 +>>137045021 +>The fucking dog too +Gets me every time. +--- 137052422 +the french are the japanese of europe +--- 137052468 +What did he do to be canceled? I dont know much about this guy as I've only seen some of his work. +--- 137052560 +>>137021371 +I remember that. She jumped on the idea of his work being called subversive and wrote a whole essay to the effect of "Akshually, these comics aren't subversive at all because misogyny and child abuse are completely acceptable in our society". I get the feeling she just doesn't share Vives' fetishes but she can't just say that without comprising her own identity as an edgy and subversive feminist artist so she has to bend over backwards to justify why the porn she likes is good but the porn she doesn't like is bad. +--- 137054212 +>>137052468 +https://www.artnews.com/art-news/news/french-comics-illustrator-bastien-vives-accused-promotion-incest-child-porn-angouleme-festival-1234652079/ +--- 137055817 +>>137052275 +I think you look like a pedophile. +--- 137055952 +>>137022833 +holy based! diff --git a/co/137022216.txt b/co/137022216.txt index af7bad9279297d5f4a818b4b821c99e3f597b97d..1d5a4b08b37aa694e207b1daf5857d2e57ca1924 100644 --- a/co/137022216.txt +++ b/co/137022216.txt @@ -334,3 +334,201 @@ She just doesn't seem to think much of money in general due to how spoiled she i --- 137039095 >>137037521 Any and all discussions about race stuff in movies is always accompanied by the caveat that you're also not supposed to think that hard about the plot or characters or story. So, think about the movie and what it's saying, but don't think the wrong way because apparently whatever they're saying isn't important enough to put with a good story. They said something about a racism and that's thinking enough. +--- 137039705 +ARE YOU READY? +--- 137040410 +>>137039705 +very nice +--- 137040972 +>>137025578 +I've seen some shit. This isn't even hiding it. +--- 137042249 +>>137032042 +That's a shame +I feel that "Almost there" is severly underappreciated for how good it looks (and sounds) +--- 137042506 +>>137022216 (OP) +Moral of the story is befriend a talking alligator +--- 137042954 +>>137022216 (OP) +>work hard and your dreams will eventually come true +Unless you're that butler who got treated like shit his whole life +--- 137043751 +>>137042506 +I thought he was a crocodile +--- 137044879 +>>137022216 (OP) +Wasn't even the moral because the witch lady even tells her that hard work isn't what she needs to focus on. The idea was more to enjoy & live your life, I guess. Kinda hard to do that when you're poor & struggling at a waitress job though. +--- 137045025 +>>137022216 (OP) +I thought the moral was more like "hard work is important but it isn't everything" or "there's more to life than the one thing you obsess over". Tiana lived to work instead of working to live because she wanted to be like her dad but she learned to let loose a bit and also found love and whatnot. +--- 137045037 +>>137022280 +Fourth post best post, they hate you because you tell the truth +--- 137045044 +>>137022232 +>>137022254 +>>137022398 +H-hot +--- 137045099 +>>137028092 +>southern stereotype is actually a good person not racist +Wish this trope was more common. I can only think of cleveland's show as the only other show in which I've seen it +--- 137045200 +>>137025578 +>>137040972 +>>137045044 +MOO. +--- 137045267 +>>137039705 +YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED + +BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEEDED +--- 137045399 +>>137022216 (OP) +?????? The end of the movie literally shows her using the saved up money to buy the restaurant and they still need to fix and clean up the place by themselves +--- 137045746 +Thread made me want to rewatch the film and I forgot they were already implementing the hyper realistic Disney intro back in '09. Would be cool if Wish used the classic intro later this year, but I hope I'm not setting myself up for disappointment. +--- 137046144 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjtdl1a_Jqc [Embed] +--- 137046611 +>>137022216 (OP) +To be fair that's one of the few Disney movies to take place in America, and in a capitalist system working harder only really makes other people more money, "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" was always a myth. If you want money you either need to be struck-by-lightning lucky or be born into it. +--- 137046640 +>>137022216 (OP) +>moral of the story is "work hard and your dreams will eventually come true" +Anon, there's an entire song dedicated to how that's not the moral of the story. +--- 137047677 +>>137022216 (OP) +Why’d they do it, /co/? Why’d they have to shutter the entire 2D feature division? +--- 137048881 +>>137045746 +--- 137049406 +>>137033547 +Yeah but do you like the lion king or like like the lion king? +--- 137049643 +>>137049406 +yes +--- 137050112 +>>137022216 (OP) +This is the womans version anon +--- 137050500 +>>137050257 +>3D is cheap as fuck compared to 2D +This is 100 percent wrong and to this day I don't know how people keep saying it, it pretty much always gets called out. There is not a single CGI Disney movie that cost under 130 million, with 180 and 200 million being the most common, and the most expensive 2D movie of all time cost the same as Bolt. BOLT. Do you remember Bolt? It cost the same as Treasure Planet. Princess and the Frog literally cost 50 million less than Frozen, and adjusted for inflation The Lion King cost less than Despicable Me 2. DESPICABLE ME 2. A movie that was touted as being extraordinarily cheap, that was a selling point, and it somehow was still more expensive than Lilo and Stitch. + +CGI costs have plummeted in recent years to absurd levels, and yet almost 6 hours of Green Eggs and Ham level animation still cost as much as one hour and twenty minutes of Abominable. CGI is fucking expensive, but Disney hasn't had a 2D animated movie cross 300 million at the box office since the year 2000. There were 10 theatrical Disney 2D movies released since the turn of the millennium and not a single goddamn one managed to make as much as Chicken Little. That shitheap managed to beat everything from big budget disappointments like Atlantis to critical darlings like Lilo and Stitch. Maybe with AI CGI will finally become as cheap as everyone thinks it is. +--- 137050567 +>>137047677 +>Princess and the Frog worldwide box office +>260 million +>Tangled Worldwide box office +>592 million + +You can blame it on Pooh failing against Harry Potter if you want, everyone knows the real answer. Nobody really thinks a cheap little 30 million movie with barely any advertising up against a movie that had 0 successes around it was as devastating as watching their highly marketed, highly merchandised "Return to form" utterly sputter out while the Chipmunks Squeakwel was doing gangbusters in front of it. They tried to have their media blame Pooh, but we know the answer. + +We know. +--- 137050584 +>>137039705 +one of the best disney villain songs +--- 137050695 +>>137050584 +One of the best Disney villains, period. +--- 137050901 +>>137050500 +Don't forget, just for an Apples to Apples comparison, that Ice Age, from a brand new feature studio that had only ever made commercials before and working with some lets be charitable and say "Rough" looking CGI cost 90 million to make. Lilo and Stitch? With Disney high quality animation and redoing the ENTIRE FUCKING FINALE FROM SCRATCH, literally redoing 1/3rd of an entire movie with all the other changes they had to make for censorship, cost 80 million. Something with Lilo and Stitch's animation, which still looks good to this day and with a massive chunk of the movie 100 percent animated and then tossed out and redone from scratch, with Disney level marketing and push and hype, cost 10 million less than a comparatively cheap brand new studio with animation that didn't even hold up at the time. + +And then Ice Age made more money and became a Billion dollar franchise. +--- 137050971 +>>137050500 +>Chicken Little +>shitheap +I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, but that was a little uncalled for. Kudos for calling out the dummies claiming CG is cheaper tho +--- 137051016 +>>137022280 +>the overarching message of the movie is that money isnt the end-all, be-all, friendship and love are more important +very ironic that that comes from a Disney movie +--- 137051070 +>>137050901 +>>137050500 +I'm curious what normalfags see, I still remember years ago me and my brother were watching cartoons and he said "I like El Dorado even though the animation old and bad". That shit physically hurt. +--- 137051094 +>>137051016 +Tread lightly, my friend... +--- 137051869 +>>137050695 +so smoooove +--- 137051990 +>>137050901 +>Ice Age box office-301 million +>Lilo and Stitch BO- 273 million + +What the actual hell. +--- 137051993 +>>137022216 (OP) +>>137022232 +She had enough money to get the restaurant at the start of the money but was turned down because she was black. It's in the first 10 mins. +--- 137052075 +>>137051993 +>but was turned down because she was black. +She was turned down because someone offered more money in cash. They said if she outbid the "Gentleman" she could have it but they knew for a fact she couldn't. + +You can infer racism which is absolutely also there, but good old fashioned greed makes more sense in the context of the story as to why they didn't sell to her. You think a white guy would've gotten favorable treatment and them turning down more money, in cash? Fucking bankers? Come the fuck on. +--- 137052129 +>>137052075 +Bankers turned down money from black individuals all the time - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redlining +--- 137052130 +>>137052075 +>You can infer racism which is absolutely also there, but good old fashioned greed makes more sense in the context of the story as to why they didn't sell to her +See that's the weird thing about everyone claiming racism. Tiana's story only makes sense if her focus on working wasn't enough, because there was always someone who had a little more willing to offer a little more. She needed real connections and apparently to have carte blanche to straight up threaten murder with no repercussions via friendship and relationships to truly get what she wanted. In hindsight the alligator scene kind of undercuts most of the actual message about working hard but also making connections. +--- 137052181 +>>137052129 +But not in this particular case, is the point. They had someone paying more than her, they say this plain as possible. They were absolutely smug about it and knew damn well how hard it was for her to get this much, they also said that, and they sure as shit weren't sad about not selling to her, but nothing in the story implies that they made up an imaginary other buyer other than someone desperately wanting the violence threat scene to be less shitty. They were racist, but more importantly they were a part of the bigger message about how chasing money is fruitless if you have no one to fall back on, someone always has more. +--- 137052590 +frogs are weird and gross +--- 137052683 +>>137052075 +>>137052130 +They say that and say they're glad she's not getting it because of her background. They take her money at the end because she wasn't really outbid. She offers the same money. +--- 137052709 +>>137052683 +>. They take her money at the end because she wasn't really outbi +They take her money because the crocodile was threatening to fucking murder them. There's no ambiguity in that scene, they only said yes because fear of death. + +They even make it a plotpoint she had to do it by wednsday as well just to drive home that yeah, there was someone there. +--- 137052734 +>>137052709 +Yeah that does suck. +--- 137053604 +>>137033322 +Are these from a Beauty and the Beast sequel? I don't remember Belle ever being in a jungle like this. +--- 137053645 +>>137050500 +Would love to see the marketing costs for those 10 2D films compared to the 3D ones. +--- 137053904 +>>137053645 +Atlantis, Treasure Planet and Lilo and Stitch all had massive 120-150 million marketing budgets apparently(Different sources cite different amounts, none of them put it beneath 120 million for the cheapest, which was Atlantis), Treasure Planet in particular was apparently a DEEPLY marketed movie because they were sure it was going to reignite the renaissance. Atlantis also had big plans, from games to rides at Disneyland planned. Lilo and Stitch was apparently a heavily marketed monster, they were sure his merch was going to fly(And point to them, it did apparently do well for them to continue with a series instead of the planned theatrical sequels, same thing happened to Tangled.). + +Meanwhile apparently Chicken Little was given very little marketing, some are citing it at just 75 million(Odd considering it's 150 million budget, which was way higher than any of those movies. It's even more expensive than Treasure Planet, the biggest budget 2D movie of all time.) while others put it at a more realistic 100 million. Regardless, everyone agrees Disney did not have a lot of faith in this movie, and then it somehow went on to beat all of their post 2000 2D movies. All of them. Because CGI fucking SOLD +--- 137054584 +>>137023283 +Hell, when Tiana herself came to that conclusion after the song everyone was disappointed knowing they didn't get through to her. You'd have to be very dense to think that was what Disney was going for. +--- 137054881 +>>137050500 +Not that anon, but 3D's biggest boon is that assets can be reused indefinitely once they're made, as long as they don't age too poorly. +In a perfect world, this means 3D has a higher initial cost but costs less over time, such as in like Sonic Boom, where they got away with 6 or so locations, 20 character models and... that's it, they only had to create a couple custom assets here and there and they would've been set for a few extra seasons. + +In terms of budgets in big-name shows and movies, they don't really reuse that much, and most movies/cartoons are one-shots with no hopes of sequels or spinoffs, so the higher initial 3D investment gets squandered on something that doesn't last long enough to matter, but I guess loads of studies show random normalfags prefer 3D to 2D, so companies just eat the costs, even if it's a bit of a waste. +--- 137055067 +>>137051070 +I can see how he could think that in certain areas where they use obvious CGI, that could be pretty jarring to look at. But if he's talking about the 2D itself then he must be on some shit. +--- 137055143 +>>137054881 +>Not that anon, but 3D's biggest boon is that assets can be reused indefinitely once they're made, as long as they don't age too poorly. +That's kind of minor to the sheer gap of potential box office/home video revenue you could potentially make with CGI vs 2D. Princess and the Frog was NOT a bomb, no matter what is said, it made money. It made more than twice it's budget, almost 3X even. But then we have something like Frozen, who cost 50-70 million more, but made over a billion dollars. Why would Dreamworks keep doing 2D when their biggest hit made 200 million, while Shrek 2 crossed 800 million? Even Dreamworks "Disappointments" like Monsters Vs Aliens made 380 million, that's a massive gap to something like Spirit. + +Sure, Illumination loves reusing assets, Despicable Me 2 was mostly reused assets and many background characters from that ended up in the likewise(Comparatively cheap) Lorax, but if the sheer gap of 400 million to 1 billion revenue is just too great. It has a much higher cost, even when reusing assets(For comparison, Demon Slayer Mugen train cost 20 million, and the absolutely gorgeous artwork of Ponyo cost just 25 million, that's somehow cheaper than the Paw Patrol movie), but it just brings in more money. They don't need studies, they got receipts. +--- 137055225 +>>137055143 +>But then we have something like Frozen, who cost 50-70 million more, but made over a billion dollars +Don't forget that by the time of PATF, Pixar had EIGHT movies crossing 500 million worldwide, and Finding Nemo was briefly the highest grossing animated movie ever at a jaw dropping 800 million, until Shrek 2 managed to beat even that one year later. PATF came out at the tail end of failure after failures like Brother Bear or Home on the Range, and they were positive that if anything could revive interest in 2D, it was a princess movie, their old workhorse that always was a success. That Tiana is the lowest grossing of the post Little Mermaid Princesses was just the first dig into the ground, Tangled breaking bank the same time a year later just finished it off by proving people still wanted Princesses, they just apparently didn't want 2D. diff --git a/co/137024660.txt b/co/137024660.txt index 329d46473d21ad35bfde72c9050bcefb364e20ce..09cd4ca26b85490e906c280bc69628175e613365 100644 --- a/co/137024660.txt +++ b/co/137024660.txt @@ -687,3 +687,148 @@ Might some smart anon be able to rip all or part of this book for me, please? I' (It doesn't seem to be available to read, but I can search within it and see snippets of text from my search. Hopefully somebody with more skills than I can grab it) https://www.google.com/books/edition/_/W7NQ-aqjFCQC?hl=en&gl=ca&kptab=overview +--- 137040238 +>>137024674 +>My Stepmother and Stepsisters Aren't Wicked v01 +I'd be disappointed +--- 137040281 +Henry Aldrich 004 (1951) (c2c) (Pyramid).cbz +https://mega.nz/file/pR43hRSB#ViGreXDggHUzt5N6no5N35KioW3x-qBKq2plPfxj7dU +--- 137040412 +>>137035180 +why, is it missing? +--- 137041254 +/co/ is truly dead and buried +--- 137041620 +Star Wars - Obi-Wan - A Jedi's Purpose (2023) (Digital) (Kileko-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!oPphFJRY!wgT8toGO9IgFLN3jvbog7GC64zsd82NbXE2a74PO694 + +Alligator Loki - Infinity Comic 024 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!VPp3DI5S!6CNzNvmeglDcUP_GQ80H-_deLCfQgBEKsCAnNeOLs2o + +Love Unlimited - Infinity Comic 046 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!MagjgIbI!jp9TNY8RbihQPNnwxV-QXX-ASsqBJ0DVcQHVRmYHpR0 + +Love Unlimited - Infinity Comic 047 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!ZTQHXDTa!DgRuGiFUEBKAnucpZx4M7eRsgJa2BPkmoVzJbxABNx8 + +Avengers Unlimited - Infinity Comic 043 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!FL5jBRSb!5I4WzYBdRMcdHDT3PPyZfQJuxYNadDC9pXG-krTA5Bk + +Avengers Unlimited - Infinity Comic 044 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!lK50jS6B!k_D_zFmTF_U9tVLhMsUNuVamW5yKAUHetfxVPMFoqbs + +Marvel Meow and Pizza Dog - Infinity Comic 001 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!QHZQiZyC!KDpvLosmZQhDSUgvSPMzHw-1GJl3giLnntjqccfKHnc + +Marvel Meow and Pizza Dog - Infinity Comic 002 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!gKYj1Txb!WrECgQR8wTa4ViJ6RrTjqr2dIwyBUW9gs14C1s_3yRo + +Marvel Meow and Pizza Dog - Infinity Comic 003 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!AG5VHSDC!aQpD6yGuL6cE99Jv6Jzm6HUqUYSadr_bGQa-FISky3E + +Marvel Meow and Pizza Dog - Infinity Comic 004 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!4CQ12SiT!Q1K4yzgGrtFzMPoB0ukUHQpbQwSf7isAtXluBsnINUE + +Marvel's Voices - Infinity Comic 049 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!9KgW2YjB!AAjkLzWt5AyGPe0iKmY-pw4l1cTRpcxFwB5ewftrSgE + +Marvel's Voices - Infinity Comic 050 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!AOYBwbJD!j7hGdxPaS1WqyJTQ_ZDwoLYSb-yXNDjPymQbLO1sl20 + +Marvel's Voices - Infinity Comic 051 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!ROhhiBTb!wXY-OGzfwUg6gwbUUZ6pZlt6LXQnufBSgd7ex4Kb_wA +--- 137041625 +Spider-Verse Unlimited - Infinity Comic 048 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!JSIiWarY!pDJpz__UrGyfDChHFrThVEXOtU02F5b4AMZpuk_Y0-k + +X-Men Unlimited - Infinity Comic 083 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!RLxRlaTK!oPQTRkzCmX_XiV_gk7htp3Mdp-JtZk4rfVB5lkpDqxw + +X-Men Unlimited - Infinity Comic 084 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!teBAVJSZ!lq7Re2ZmrMsBIabhUvL2HoT089kNUcfyIUV6CH0YAwQ + +Spider-Verse Unlimited - Infinity Comic 047 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!8W5zFI7a!9RHca9u1IUm2RoKPhpVfBJ_j35CK-BLGiqMIxP2oEi4 + +X-Men Unlimited - Infinity Comic 085 (2023) (digital-mobile-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!xKJm3LSS!KX4_1EjlFIMwBeE71ffET-9-zbOyVsOivOU_vkzaSnE +--- 137041728 +>>137041254 +Yes, you might as well leave. +--- 137042063 +Infinity shit, the final nail in the coffin +--- 137042481 +Whistle! v13 - Dance with the Fear (2006) (Digital) (XRA-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!8PAAHRRQ!BQTBjxim3stCwjZo-c4yVN6RSnjaEKdk-fg8EFadRIQ +--- 137043732 +Giant Killing v13 (2018) (Digital) (XRA-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!FWRTgSLA!aTFOGnnPy8rhKpcUpVVP6FLV9jZm3yhgCPTVuUokQjI +--- 137043872 +>>137028479 +How about Shipjolly? +--- 137044448 +phillywilly always with the good shit I didn't know I needed +--- 137044697 +Your true face... What kind of... face is it? I wonder... The face under the mask... Is that... your true face? +--- 137045719 +>>137044697 +> Wait... Adam Warlock was Spider-man this whole time! +--- 137046646 +>page 10 in 1 hour +I wish the eternal summer would end. I miss the times when bump-10 was at least 2 hours. +--- 137047225 +This May 4th, special thanks to Kileko! +--- 137047610 +>>137035180 +Action Comics 1053 (2023) (Digital) (Zone-Empire).cbr +https://mega.nz/#!47ZkFSrY!5Ut6LS8CvXZUOXSDexHRAVyzd1FQ-c7bzq6MPhA8S_o +--- 137048464 +Have a nice weekend. +--- 137048970 +>>137048464 +You too! +--- 137049404 +Monomyth 01 (of 06) (2023) (Digital) (Leifman-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!kDAx0R6b!sVqG25RzHshpvitkIu2AObPvFqUFt800_wmlh2QYf7c + +Frank Frazetta's Death Dealer 10 (2023) (Digital) (Leifman-Empire).cbz +https://mega.nz/#!QWhmHCiI!kwMOmTE8ddIdSkT8xHR_y_m95vO4gUXNXht-FkE-AoQ +--- 137050015 +Proofreadanon, could I trouble you to take a peek at a first draft of Petit Paul please? +https://mega.nz/file/US4DmBLS#LZN9VVjDAebsl0boc9PDS_4ZqgettJyaF_e4YVaFXSc + +Available rip is pretty crap and I don't think there'll ever be a better one since only a limited number of copies actually made it onto shelves as far as I recall. I was perhaps a bit lazy in cleaning up and redoing sound effects and stuff, since I was pissed off from having to get rid of 170 odd 'for personal use only, don't share, etc. etc.' every damn page. Feel free to point out, or not, and maybe I'll take care of them when I'm less lazy on a final pass. + +Thanks as always. +--- 137050325 +Good night. +--- 137050536 +>>137050015 +I'll take a look during the weekend. If it's as entertaining as Burne Out I'll most likely have notes ready by monday. +--- 137051005 +>>137047610 +Are the rest of the DC books by Zone-Empire from that week floating around? +--- 137051051 +>>137051005 +>Are the rest of the DC books by Zone-Empire from that week bloating around? +better +--- 137051117 +>>137050536 +Thanks man, I'll probably be busy on Monday so don't make it a priority if you don't want to. Personally I preferred it to Burne Out. There's not really much of a story as it's really just independent shorts, but I thought it was funnier, and there's more sex. +--- 137051565 +>>137032336 +>Parker Girls 007 (2023) (digital) (Son of Ultron-Empire).cbr +link is missing +--- 137051634 +>>137051117 +Keep'em cumming! +--- 137053511 +Good night, /co/. +>implying the thread will survive the night. +--- 137054161 +The ACME Novelty Library 006 (1996) (c2c) (Pyramid).cbz +https://mega.nz/file/oZB2kLZQ#YRAxe8PTxpCG_iPXGTTbDkfTWBbO9JFBfKjKhfcYYI0 +--- 137054727 +>>137053511 +Night, sleep well! diff --git a/co/137029133.txt b/co/137029133.txt index 04de185a2f1c6dd727bb6edbbf29d881a2dac492..ed988c10dc03e85a7d1d15ed3ca6ae40289d2d36 100644 --- a/co/137029133.txt +++ b/co/137029133.txt @@ -783,3 +783,422 @@ KC had its issues (pacing, what happened to Chuck, etc.), but it will always hol >>137031803 >Grandma gives you bedroom eyes What did Craig mean by this? +--- 137039797 +>>137036720 +Hey remember when everyone forgot about Inside Job's cancellation in two days' time because they would rather dogpile on Velma for the next two months? Remember that? +--- 137039825 +>>137039797 +>everyone forgot about Inside Job's cancellation in two days' +based, should have been on one +--- 137040046 +>>137038339 +>literal whos get rings +>we dont give a shit about them why are they even here +>All that happens with chuck +>the one off basement dweller Thanos joke is actually the main antagonist +>papa g doesnt die +>poor chuck +>Jo and Kid not even have some sort of special friendship for /ss/ fodder. +poor kid cosmic +--- 137040149 +>>137039117 +>That's why even the most rutted ideas can turn into great stories. +Sure though I wouldn't call them "great" personally, just "competent". +--- 137040286 +>>137034396 +>>137035772 +>>137038153 +Its been mentioned before but Faust is an exacting boss to work for. +Her way of running things leads to quality content but also doesn't make her many friends. +So by the time her projects take off and upper management starts getting more involved she gets into conflict with them, leaves, and nobody on the team is truly sad to see her go. +--- 137040332 +CHOMP +--- 137040353 +>>137040332 +lmao he biting Rosa's cock +--- 137040536 +>>137029133 (OP) +I wish CN got wander +--- 137040626 +>>137040536 +Wander would've looked like shit if CN were in charge. At least Disney gave it a budget. +--- 137040774 +>>137031071 +>Stroke destroyed Tom Kane something awful. +Still hurts that he couldn't recover enough from it. +--- 137040809 +>>137038224 +The pilot is great, the show isn't. +--- 137040823 +>>137029494 +You leftoids can't really lay off of Hartman, can ya? Craig's art is literally the same, more jagged and 2d even, than Hartman. +--- 137040845 +>>137038926 +Go to sleep Cheyenne. + +Genndy did the shitty Dexter's Lab redesigns, and both those shows had seasonal rot and budget gutted when they were thrust on Savino. +>Loud House, a show aimed at the K-8 demographic, is only successful because of porn +Holy fuck you're a terminally online retard. +--- 137040902 +>>137040823 +>molly +opinion discarded +--- 137040948 +>>137029189 +100% based +other than ppg all his creations are mid af to downright bad like fosters ballsack +genndy made the best CN shows +--- 137041187 +>>137038357 +Strawman my ass, you idiots allowed the troonie loonies to revision the past so damn much you aint even human anymore, feeling the subversion already? I remember articles promoting the show teasing the Gamer Gator episode, but it got shitcanned after the unicorn episode, the twerkimg, and the Jared Shapiro fiasco, the show was being done and animated on the cheap and even if it took more then half a year to make an episode or 2, NuPPG premiered 2 1/2 years after GG shake up the whole internet, so likely they already designed the Gator character, but after people become awere of SJW intersectional dogma (before turning their guards and brains off due to the MePoo movement and Cancel Culture and Trump Derangement Syndrome) which was what got them scorned for the former fuck ups they did with the show, they tried their best to save face. +--- 137041208 +>>137039104 +>DVD +>Not SD bluray +--- 137041230 +>>137030304 +We can't have her back until the flash is finished. +--- 137041236 +>>137038901 +And 67% of the time they turned out innocent or there is no real concrete evidence of wrong doing, oh and their accusers either are victim trolls or sus intersect commies. +--- 137041297 +>>137038339 +>Kid Cosmic will probably be the most forgettable of all his shows +no that is wander over yander +--- 137041309 +>>137038422 +>I also didn't like his design or voice, which is kind of rare for me. +that is so weird he was pure fun +--- 137041525 +>>137038778 +>>137038941 +I always found these references and jokes between Craig and Genndy's works neat. Kid Cosmic's appearance always kind of reminded me of Professor Williams from that Dexter episode. +--- 137041551 +>Miss Bellum is back +based Cutiepiesensei stan on the design team +--- 137042142 +>>137041551 +>>137029194 +Yay +--- 137042771 +>>137029552 +Same here, there’s just something so appealing and effortless about McCracken’s artstyle, he nails that Americana comic style perfectly…if only he uploaded more of his Foster’s and Wander strips back on his Twitter profile +Despite all the corporate setbacks he had to face, he has never surrendered and stayed true to his vision. +Alongside Tartakovsky, he might be the only 90s animator who hasn’t gone either nuts or irrelevant, it’s beyond incredible to see someone this successful in an industry as rough and harsh. Tbf, I don’t even know how he did it +--- 137043763 +>>137042254 +whhoa +--- 137044746 +>>137040286 +shame +--- 137044816 +What's going on here? +--- 137044914 +>>137036103 +I like the little eye guy. +--- 137044960 +>>137036720 +Sadly people don't watch or care about creators despite them being the driving force for why a product is good or not. +--- 137044971 +>>137041525 +huh, I see it. +--- 137044979 +>>137038778 +What the fuck is the "other big season 3 element" mentioned here? +--- 137045009 +>>137041525 +So Kid Cosmic is just Paul Williams? +--- 137045294 +>>137038370 +How the fuck is Foster's art style gorgeous? maybe you mean the backgrounds and the quaint soundtrack. +The writing was atrocious. Literally repeating a word for 30 seconds as a joke sometimes 60s just to pad time. +Its best writing in the specials is mediocre as shit and the average episodes are dogshit where the plot should had been resolved in 5 minutes max. They take every generic plot and execute it extra generic with 0 refreshing early twists and execution/context. +The idea of imaginary friends has potential, but they waste it completely. If you're expecting Fillmore and Recess tier writing then you're not getting it. Even The Magic School Bus has better writing. +--- 137045352 +>>137038370 +>Foster's is a very mixed bag, it has an absolutely gorgeous art style but the writing is often not very good +This. People only remember it fondly because of the art style, the theme song, a small handful of memeable catchphrases, and Frankie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddo84pnu3t4 [Embed] +--- 137045500 +>>137039223 +heh, nice work! You gonna ink this one? +--- 137045525 +>>137039797 +After it got cancelled I tried watching it with my gf. Made it about 3 minutes into the first episode before turning it off. The writing, the acting...it was just bad. I'll probably try again on my own since I'm a bigger animation fan than she is and I want to see what the hype is about, but holy crap I hope this gets better to make the endless threads about the show make more sense. +--- 137045544 +>>137045352 +>that color gradient from yellow to green +Who was the lead background artist on this show? +--- 137045570 +>>137042111 +I honestly like this better than the original designs. +--- 137045613 +>>137029133 (OP) +>We're going to be eating good soon, PPGbros. + +isn't this just a drawing anon? +--- 137045615 +I wouldn't be surprised if CN just wanted the PPG revival and Craig insisted on Foster's preschool show. +--- 137045652 +>>137045525 +The dialogue can be very unnatural-sounding a lot of the time because every other line is working toward a predictable punchline or easy pop culture reference, but the cool sci-fi premises and the charming dynamics between characters are what made it one of the better adult cartoons of the last few years. The animation was also really fucking nice. Inside Job wasn't perfect, but it deserved that second season. +--- 137045657 +>>137040286 +Have you worked for her? +Assuming any of it is true, it makes me wonder how much of her "exacting" temperament is warranted. Do people get annoyed that she wants things done the right way with attention to detail because it makes a better product, or is she overbearing for the sake of flexing status and control? +--- 137045680 +>>137041297 +You GET OUT! Y-You GET OUT OF MY WEBSITE RIGHT NOW +--- 137045714 +>>137030980 +Never forget. +--- 137045758 +>>137041236 +I'm not staking a claim in this argument because I think the culture war shit is fucking stupid, but in general it is notoriously difficult to prosecute sexual assault cases. Unless the victim goes directly to the police right after being assaulted, the likelihood of getting physical evidence that can implicate a specific aggressor is very slim. Victims are often traumatized and shocked and just want to go home and shower so they can feel safe. Most don't have the clarity of mind to immediately think about going to the cops or hospital. + +Cases often get tossed due to lack of evidence but that doesn't necessarily mean the defendant is innocent of the crime, it just means there wasn't enough for a DA to feel like they had a case. The legal presumption of innocence doesn't mean they didn't do it, it just means they can't be punished for it. +--- 137045774 +>>137041551 +holy shit, she fucking nailed it. +--- 137045799 +Did Craig work on season 5/6 or was there a different show runner? Those seasons felt very different to the movie. +--- 137045801 +>>137045613 +yes, it's not even for the show. This is a promo poster for Craig's upcoming art gallery show this Saturday. I don't know why people think these are designs having anything to do with the new ppg. He's just showcasing his work. +--- 137045830 +>>137045652 +>predictable punchline +That was precisely why I didn't make it very far. The first few minutes of the first episode were rapid fire 'jokes' but you could see EXACTLY where they were going from a mile away. It was so cliche I couldn't take it. + +I'll watch it eventually, but fuck, I hope it gets less groan-inducing. +--- 137045887 +>>137035020 +He definitely mentioned some European cartoon from the 70s in a zoom interview and said that era was an inspiration for WOY. +--- 137045894 +>>137041187 +why are you making shit up? +--- 137045899 +>>137045652 +>The animation was also really fucking nice. +>That webm +--- 137045903 +>>137030500 +--- 137045967 +>>137045799 +He stepped aside in those seasons because he went to Foster, but he still wrote some stories in those seasons. +--- 137046038 +>>137030780 +>social media themed villain +There's Miss Heed +--- 137046104 +>>137040536 +Would have looked more like an AT clone +>>137045009 +CMcC said it wasn't conscious +--- 137046384 +>>137044979 +The screenshot's talking about the episode "the Waste of Time", right? It's most likely referring to the part that showed pic related. This ship also got a cameo in another show here >>137034303 +Due to the ship's name and the star motif, people generally assume that this was supposed to be Wander's ship in S3. McCracken has said that this ship was supposed to keep appearing throughout the whole season rather than just in one specific episode. Additionally, Angones has said that they had thought of a way to stick the four main characters together for much of the season. Based on that information, my guess is that Hater and Peepers were probably gonna end up boarding this ship and traveling along with Wander and Sylvia for some reason. +--- 137046706 +>>137034333 +theme song was a bop tho + +https://youtu.be/8lcuE0AJAg8 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/D_EWRIZmRAI [Embed] +--- 137047634 +>>137029133 (OP) +So who's gonna attend and secretly take photos for us? +--- 137047694 +>>137047634 +Is photography forbidden at the event? If they allow snapping photos, it shouldn't be too hard for someone to do so and share the pictures. +--- 137047757 +>>137047634 +Aren't the pieces getting added to the Gallery Nucleus website? +--- 137048232 +>>137046384 +That's bizarre. The show definitely would've had a different feel if Wander and Sylvia were constantly travelling in a space ship instead of walking around like they usually do. +--- 137048344 +>>137029133 (OP) +That Frankie feels different from show. She looks more happy. +--- 137048399 +>>137031109 +>Apple & Onion +I do not respect any cartoons starring fruit. +--- 137048540 +>>137047634 +>>137047694 +yeah, I've never seen a gallery show that discourages photos and many actually hire photographers. Taking selfies and candid shots is fine because it's free PR. Galleries almost never charge for admission and will typically serve free wine on opening night. + +They make their money by taking a cut from whatever is sold so it behooves them to get as much PR as they can and get as many people in the door as they can handle and get them a little loose with cheap booze so people will be more apt to make an impulse buy. + +I can't afford that shit, but it's pretty fun free entertainment if you're into art, and a great idea for date night. +--- 137048542 +>>137048232 +Another theory people came up with was that maybe it wasn't Wander's ship; maybe it belonged to Dr. Screwball Jones. The smiles on the ship would match him better. Or perhaps the ship was supposed to belong to whoever the new characters were supposed to be (the season was gonna have some new additions to the cast). +I'm inclined to assume it was Wander's ship, even though I find that idea odd as odd as you do. Wander is a wandering space hobo with no permanent home and barely any belongings. I don't know how or why he'd end up owning a big ship. +--- 137048572 +>>137045544 +Sue Mondt, she did Lazlo too +--- 137048899 +>>137048572 +ATTENTION CAMPERS, ATTENTION CAMPERS +--- 137049553 +>>137041551 +is she cosplaying ice spice +--- 137049685 +Since this seems to be a general McCracken thread, a version of Foster's Home's Big Fat Awesome has been archived and made playable through Flashpoint (can't save though). +It's time to return back home, brothers. Foster's Home. +--- 137049717 +>>137049685 +*Big Fat Awesome House Party +--- 137050285 +>>137029189 +Nice bait +>>137040948 +Nice damage control samefag +--- 137050716 +>>137031109 +>Uncle Grandpa -underrated- +Based. Put some respect on his name. +--- 137050753 +why do they keep turning redheads black +isnt that seen as really fucking racist +why do black people put up with this +--- 137050772 +>>137050753 +Because unfortunately black people are still second class citizens and are treated like dog shit by Hollywood and the media. And the ones making this shit are super racists. +--- 137050824 +>53 +Why are people shitposting about miss bellum? You bastards never once watched the original if you think she's black just because her skin wasn't pale white. +--- 137050839 +>>137029133 (OP) +>Madame Foster and The Mayor +Honestly why not. +--- 137050862 +>>137050824 +>responding to bait instead of posting more Bellum +You're part of the problem. Do better, anon. +--- 137050887 +>>137037777 +It's weird I remember the rollerskater girl being portrayed as a Villain but she was actually a good guy. +--- 137051091 +>>137029133 (OP) +So what is this a crossover? Reboot of what? +--- 137051163 +>>137051091 +>>137045801 +--- 137051330 +>>137050862 +I meant to post this image but it auto post before I could. +--- 137051397 +>>137042771 +They're both major inspirations. I can't wait for Unicorn, and I hope CN treats McCracken with the respect and level of priority he deserves. +--- 137051583 +>>137045801 +didn't even know their was anotherr reboot but is it run by Craig this time or? +--- 137051749 +>>137051583 +Yeah, he's actually doing this one. Quite literally cannot be worse than the 2016 version so I'm expecting good things. It'll be fun to see how he'll re-tackle his first show after everything he's learned post-PPG. Shame about Tom Kane's stroke though, that definitely won't be the same. +--- 137052512 +Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of him? +--- 137052562 +>>137052512 +should have died +--- 137052653 +>>137030625 +If it did include Dominator it probably would've been in her armor, since her actual appearance could be considered a spoiler for anyone who hasn't seen the show. +--- 137052798 +>>137052512 +The best character. +>>137052562 +He's 110 years old, I don't think he's even going to last a month without that stone. +--- 137052828 +>>137051163 +Cool +--- 137052844 +>>137052512 +He was cool but he got robbed of a good death scene. Who would have taken in Kid if he died? +--- 137052934 +>>137035831 +Duplikate and Silico? +--- 137052947 +>>137052844 +>Who would have taken in Kid if he died? +Flo most likely +--- 137053278 +>>137051749 +Andy Bean or James L. Venable? +--- 137053417 +>>137035107 +I’d be surprised if he or even CN thinks cheese would work today, hell Im surprised no one complained about him in like 2005. +--- 137053454 +>>137053417 +Comes off as ableist? +--- 137053520 +>>137045500 +This was something I grabbed from deviantart a while ago. +--- 137053599 +>>137052512 +He was the greatest hero. +>>137052562 +That would have been too dark, especially given what Kid already lost. The implication is there anyway. +--- 137053670 +>>137053599 +Papa G should have died there. +--- 137053792 +>>137053454 +not to me personally, he’s just standard 2000s lolrandom Gir and fredfredburger. But when you see his creator girl where she’s definitely a little bit adhd or autistic I wouldn’t be surprised if people get pissed about it. Then again theres been a hateboner for fosters for the past couple years (shit there’s like 4 or 5 anons here dedicated to shitting on anything about it) so they’ll probably jump to ableism yes +--- 137053980 +>>137036043 +>>137036103 +These are so well done wtf +Sometimes I forget that a couple of showrunners can actually draw and Craig is definitely one of them. I wish he posted more stuff. +--- 137055441 +Never have I watched an episode of Wander +--- 137055526 +>>137032478 +Hated the grand scale up and lost interest after Season 1. +Peaked when he found out from the alien dude that the old dude was humoring him. +--- 137055609 +>>137033580 +nah he also drew this +--- 137055825 +>>137055609 +this looks cool +--- 137055853 +>>137030162 +They didn't have me as a writer. +--- 137055985 +>>137055609 +I'm surprised he can still draw them on model +--- 137056079 +>>137051583 +yeah, he's doing ppg again although I think the target age group is going to be younger than it was the first time around. +It sucks that it seems like this wasn't a first choice for him. He apparently pitched 14 other original ideas which all got shot down and then they asked him to redo powerpuff girls. He's a fucking pro and I'm sure he'll do a great job, but I feel bad that creators just want to make new interesting stuff and networks just want to keep replaying shit that has been done to death. +--- 137056105 +>>137056079 +You're way off the mark. It was the Foster's reboot that was for younger audiences and the 14 pitches were for Netflix, not Cartoon Network. +--- 137056126 +>>137056105 +If true I stand corrected. Thank you for the facts. +--- 137056276 +>>137051749 +of course man nothing can be worse than the self inserting shipper guys one or the live action bs we saw. Yeah I'd love to see it especially since the last one he worked on was the dance ppg one from like 2014 and it was actually pretty good. I feel like you said if he learns from wander over yonder and kid cosmic he could really make a kino ppg and find where he lost the original magic in the later season. Maybe we could even get ppg with mini arcs and plots that'd be a interesting concept as long as he doesn't make it too story driven. + + What tom Kane's died? Shit, I never knew that's fucked bro. +--- 137056349 +>>137056276 +>and find where he lost the original magic in the later season. +He didn't work on Seasons 5 and season 6. He stopped after Season 4 and the movie. +--- 137056387 +so uh... +who's going? i wanna try an go +--- 137056388 +>>137056079 +damn I heard about his foster show babyified thing I was hoping this was different. Really kind of funny how it seems like were getting more and more baby shows from American animation now. I kind of blame the little serialized phase we went through and the fact that we don't respect animation in the west. + +So like you said they will keep fucking creatives over because we are creatively bankrupt, well more the companies us fans want more adult and story driven stuff the companies don't. But I guess it's a pay with your wallet thing and stuff like cocomelon and bluey btfo of all the serialized and older audience animations. + +I hope it's not another kiddy kiddy show I really want just craig working on ppg again almost just a where they left off kind of vibe. But if it did have to be a little more kiddie maybe make it like wordgirl that show was actually pretty kino in retrospect. But hey as long as my boys are in it finally I'll be fine and they better have at least 2 eps a season. +--- 137056419 +>>137056349 +oh welp then were all good actually lol, really i liked most of his later work besides the fact I could tell he was trying for more of those slightly more serialized overarching plots. I really feel like kid cosmic and wander were pretty kino cartoons that both had heart and fun wander being a little more annoying because I hate those overly happy types. diff --git a/co/137029228.txt b/co/137029228.txt index 28bb1923d6d0379b0f177f08822e150ca618e7f6..964397afbb42376ff804a866e7f4361f8d2eaf9a 100644 --- a/co/137029228.txt +++ b/co/137029228.txt @@ -434,3 +434,230 @@ I want this post deleted from my memory banks asap. I was more making a point about the fucked up implications of Marvel's used of Normie as a child hero (I don't like child heroes generally in settings where they won't be treated respectfully and want this case ended ASAP specifically) than being horny. Unfortunately my point about that being canon was very true. Marvel really doesn't think through their own bullshit. +--- 137039552 +>>137038627 +Didn't Lily Hollister suffer amnesia and forget everything? +--- 137039753 +>>137038255 +quick reminder normie spefically tells the symbiote not to bond with him. so anytime it does this +--- 137039775 +>>137029284 +I don't know what I expected when Harry's hair was wet, but I don't think it was that +--- 137039907 +>>137029464 +I honestly thought he was missing an eye in the first page +--- 137039961 +>>137029572 +Most of the art is fine, but I think the noses are bothering me +--- 137040061 +>>137029712 +>>137029738 +With that Harry cut in there, I feel like they were supposed to insert some laughter from her during the transformation +--- 137040265 +>>137039141 +I'm going to imagine it safely stays over his clothes and will fight off anyone who disagrees with a plastic spoon. +--- 137040304 +>>137039775 +He just needs a trim. +--- 137040351 +>>137039961 +anime influences strike again. +--- 137040994 +>>137029930 +Put me in the 'I don't think Liz knows Harry was a clone' bracket. +--- 137041159 +>>137029930 +>what the fuck are you so happy about +The captcha is a chad that appreciates X8, obviously +--- 137041260 +>>137041159 +X8 apparently means skull. Maybe the captcha waa sarcastic. +--- 137041296 +>>137029821 +>>has huge tits +>huge tits +Is this really the state of /co/ these days? +They're average sized at best. +--- 137041405 +>>137029638 +No it doesn't. Not all bad art is AI art. +--- 137043085 +>>137041405 +This. I think it's a conscious choice to leave one eye visible while the other does anime glasses. +--- 137043326 +>>137041296 +I've never understood the obsession with breasts that look like the woman had a butt transplant onto her chest. +--- 137043430 +>>137040061 +It would have made sense, yes. What's a villain transformation sequence without mad cackling? +--- 137043863 +>>137029633 +So... Stanley picked the Spider-Man toy over the dinosaur. Anyone have any bets on whether he's going to start destroying them like his brother? + +I get the message Liz is trying to impart on Stanley but I'm a little curious how it worked in action. Is Liz's donation policy response to Normie's rough playing or was the child's behavior was a response to his mother giving his toys away? +--- 137043920 +>>137029444 +These are pieces of the those symbiotes, right? Ah, eh, seems like a slippery slope that should only be reversed for Venom and Carnage. What was the point of creating Silence if you can just reproduce Scream? + +I'm also less inclined to believe these are pieces of the original symbiotes because at least in the case of Lasher and Phage, they were in Alchemax's possession. I can see Toxin being separated from his last host. Seemed a bit too similar to Red Goblin and current Venom of having teens pilot a symbiote. The Scream thing, though, is rather annoying. +--- 137043971 +>>137029228 (OP) +Is liz still looking for Dylan? In Moonknight he says Alchemax is looking for him. Liz is leader of Alchemax, so it must be weird for her son and Dylan to be friends. +>>137041296 +They look big to me. +--- 137043990 +>>137029738 +I'm glad the symbiote doesn't make Liz look like a red head anymore. The forced similarities between her and MJ made it confusing. Were they hoping readers would see the titles and think Mary Jane was going carnage? +--- 137044063 +>>137043971 +I think it depends on whether the mercenary with a dishonorable discharge thinks he's working for Alchemax or not. It looks like there's some sort of power grab, probably with Carlton or someone attached to his company, going on. With Liz getting gunned down and the symbiotes taken, it could be that someone else is calling the shots over the Dylan affair atm. We're discussing modern Liz so who knows desu. +--- 137044137 +>>137039753 +Marvel has no editors. None whatsoever. + +>>137040265 +Yeah, symbiotes don't work that way. I think the only time a symbiote has worked like a loose suite was when Venom was rejecting Scorpion so it could jump to Carol. + +And even then Scorpion was naked underneath. +--- 137044213 +>>137044137 +You're reality is disturbing so I'm replacing it with my own. +--- 137044311 +>>137037464 +Look at the grin on Flash's face, it's obviously supposed to be him ribbing Pete but the writer couldn't pull it off. +--- 137044456 +>>137044311 +Considering the context of +>The run itself having everyone hate Peter and him being miserable +>The issue starting with all of Peter's friends shitting on him for being on time to his own birthday +>This is the first time Flash and Peter have spoken since Flash died saving Peter's life then him coming back to life +It shouldn't have even been attempted like that +--- 137044580 +>>137044311 +What would have worked better would be if the two men were both bro-hugging, smiling like loons, and maybe tearing up a little. +--- 137045211 +>>137036619 +I hope Harry comes back Alive, Flash and Peter rarely interact with with their current friends and each other. +--- 137045228 +>>137036353 +And then dear ex daddy-in-law repays Liz by throwing her out of a window. And they say chivalry is dead. +--- 137045238 +>>137036552 +It was me, informing mr Osborn his subscription to Big Busty Bitches was about to expire and if he was considering renewing at a discount rate +--- 137045395 +>>137029415 +I think I would've enjoyed this comic more if it was about Carnage Monkey +--- 137045416 +>>137045238 +>Harry never let the wife and/or girlfriend know about the porn addiction. +Kek. +--- 137045506 +>>137044063 +isn't the guy Liz meets here >>137029522 he working with Meridius in the venom run so it probably one of his convoluted schemes to make powerful symbiotes +--- 137045561 +>>137045395 +I'd chimp out if the first issue wasn't released in Ape-ril on the douc. I'd happily wait langur if it meant the prime-ates of puns can roloway with the writers of furious George. +--- 137045851 +>>137045211 +>I hope Harry comes back Alive +Which Harry? +--- 137046288 +>>137045851 +Both. Let them sort out their existential crisis as brothers. +--- 137046311 +>>137038566 +>Vin fucking Gonzales +I'm hoping Wells was seeding something with that pick. Choosing a goblin'd dude is such an odd choice. +--- 137046780 +>>137032583 +I didn't pick up on that. + +Didn't her mistrust of him come from the times she thought Spider-man kidnapped Peter and then the hatred when she blamed him for George Stacy's death? +--- 137046849 +>>137035982 +To be fair this flashback apparently takes place when Dr Hamilton is his therapist, who later kidnaps and frames Harry in trying to be the third Green Goblin. + +I'm not hyped for Misery but fair play, this is the first comic in a while that's actually checked in on the Allen-Osborn timeline. Even if we're not mentioning the clone thing. +--- 137046958 +>>137029444 +>toxin +Poor Pat +--- 137047049 +>>137046849 +My assumption was that they happen at different points in their relationship. It's raining and it reminds a grieving Liz of Harry. All the flashbacks are related to wetness/water. + +It would be interesting an interesting look at Harry's development if it was pre-Kafka and pre-Hamilton's goblin mode. Hamilton really fucked him up. + +I've always wondered if JMD wrote that scene with Harry reacting to Kafka as just a cRaZy moment or Harry remembering the trauma of Hamilton's psychiatric abuse. +--- 137047349 +>>137047049 +>reacting to Kafka +...putting on the green goblin mask +--- 137048257 +>>137046780 +The kidnapping and the stunt Spidey pulled when he decided to pretend he was holding Peter Parker up for money to prevent discovery were rational reasons to dislike Spider-Man. The justification got overwrought and irrational when Gwen started blaming him for Captain Stacy's death. It's still both, but tying the overreaction to a trauma response and survivor's guilt makes it more understandable. + +It's potentially a smart character move on Gage's part that's frankly wasted on a dead character, but it's interesting. +--- 137048672 +>>137044137 +I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable. +>No offense is meant to people who enjoy Symbiote comics +>>137045506 +What's the story between this guy and Liz. +--- 137048774 +>>137048672 +>I've never kept up with venom, but that's kind of creepy. The implications of a young boy's grandfather and teenage friend introducing something so invasive to a prepubescent child are a tad uncomfortable. +There's also the mental violation. Symbiotes can read and alter memories in their hosts. Rascal could do all sorts of fucked up shit to him physically and mentally and he'd never know. + +Rascal can also manipulate his body while he's unconscious. +--- 137048852 +>>137048774 +That might be why Rascal is presented as a child. Any older and that relationship would be even more unequal than it already is. :shudders: +--- 137049024 +>>137048774 +Why do they give so much power over the hosts to the symbiotes? +--- 137049087 +>>137036552 +Do Liz and Flash have beef now? If so, he gets my vote. +--- 137050139 +>>137029842 +Never watched Spawn but I think the painting flashback was inspired by Raimi Spider-Man. +--- 137051465 +>>137029738 +NEW SKIN, FOR LIMITED TIME, ONLY 50000 RIOT POINTS. +--- 137051527 +>>137030758 +Hmph. How rude +--- 137051546 +>>137051465 +Do the boobs have unnecessary bouncing animation when she moves? +--- 137051718 +>>137046311 +No it was Wells not knowing any of Peter's current supporting cast and just grabbing some BND picks. +--- 137051731 +>>137044137 +I thought the Lost Hunt editor did fairly well. +--- 137051891 +>>137033979 +I think it's the lack of oversight. And by oversight I mean editors writing the stories. +--- 137051982 +>>137051718 +You're probably right but I really want to think he had some greater purpose by using a complete random. +--- 137052194 +>>137051982 +If he does anything with it it'll be because you or someone else on Reddit or Twitter gave him the idea +--- 137052209 +>>137045238 +You should have told the lady friend. Imagine Lizzy's reaction. It would be priceless. +--- 137052505 +>>137052194 +I kind of hope Wells does absorb some of the plot ideas from our threads. Some of the ideas here are neat. Exempting the s h i z o s. +--- 137053281 +I like how all the Osborn men in this comic have green eyes, even Stanley, whose eyes are a darker shade of green than his father or brother. The constant parade of brown eyes was kind of a coloring pet peeve. +--- 137054612 +>>137034298 +I'm okay with symbiotes in principle but I don't read any ongoings with them except Red Goblin. Some of the news I hear isn't my cup of tea but I'm sure it's better with more context. +--- 137055846 +>>137029360 +>Stanley with another pumpkin +I swear, it's almost like Marvel wants us to support the Stanley Jack thing. diff --git a/co/137029311.txt b/co/137029311.txt index 223a7523ce012ccf50a82df9ef31898973813126..a45721a23194035655439e04b480d718b3e4e328 100644 --- a/co/137029311.txt +++ b/co/137029311.txt @@ -226,3 +226,251 @@ Especially after my mother told me that his mother confessed to her that when he --- 137039012 >>137029922 Kinda. The last episode has Daffy empathize with Porky and recognize him as his true best friend. But she wasn't involved in that episode, so it was a team effort with Porky and Bugs. +--- 137039378 +>>137039186 +I love this art style. It's insane to me that people gave it shit back in the day +--- 137039436 +>>137039186 +>you're like a building that oughta be condemned +>you know... rats running around in the basement +>a real swage problem +Kek. +--- 137039438 +>>137039378 +Why did people even shit on it back then? What the fuck was their problem? +--- 137039446 +>>137031321 +Fat over weight woman like chads, if you actually look into the "chad" looking celebrities with hot girlfriends or are married, they are just massive nerdy dudes with hobbie interests who used common sense and worked on their self image and took showers. The jock guy in highschool didn't get no real Stacy. +--- 137039450 +>>137039436 +>sewage problem +--- 137039453 +>>137039436 +--- 137039472 +>>137036398 +Goofy's a good guy, not a nice guy. Nice guys finish last. +--- 137039482 +>>137038772 +>Porky had a hard life. +--- 137039530 +>>137036398 +He was not the father. The milkman was. +--- 137039999 +>>137031597 + +Jesus, how can you be hung up in kids stuff from when you were 8? You have a shitty attitude and like to wallow in self pity. No person should care about Chads, Stacies and body counts when you're past high school. You're finally out in the real world with all the chances to reinvent yourself and embrace new people and experiences instead of just being around people because they go to the same school as you. + +You've been given a reset button. Use it +--- 137040056 +>>137032419 +He gets 3 vampire sisters +--- 137040196 +>>137039999 +>No person should care about Chads, Stacies and body counts when you're past high school. +They don't care if they went through it. I just feel like I missed out and now I will never be able catch up or connect with other people because everyone gets drunk and has sex and it's normal but to me it all sounds like a fairy tale because it never happened. I would be like a sheep among the crocodiles. +--- 137040228 +>>137040196 + +Then do that. You want to get hurt a bit that's living. +To live is to suffer and to survive is to find meaning in that suffering. +How are you ever gonna gain any experience when you never try. You're just gonna fall farther and farther behind. Stop being a pussy +--- 137040363 +Daffy just exudes charm and charisma, plus sometimes ya need a man who makes you laugh. +--- 137040425 +>>137036398 +goofy fucks +--- 137040762 +>>137039438 +More talking, less slapstick; Daffy was too much of an asshole; Bugs was too much of a beta; and don't get me started on the butthurt caused by Lola's redesign. +I wasn't very into the series myself until I saw Double Date and DMV. +--- 137040976 +>>137029932 +>ms brisby as a knight + +this is is fucking cool. reminds me of the Redwall series +--- 137041013 +>>137030236 +not those anons but i'm well read, compassionate, articulate, confident, somewhat funny, sincere, and open minded + +it's literally women that are the ones with the problem. i've thought about this a very long time. i used to think it was me, but after dozens of different women i've met breaking up so many times or getting divorced with kids, it became really obvious +--- 137041040 +>>137030053 +Porky was the dork who couldn’t get one, remember. +--- 137041044 +>>137031597 +>experience how people treat me differently than my good looking friend + +that's truth. happens when you're an adult too. had a tall tan roommate with black hair. literally every time we went out women approached him. + +you know what happened? + +he did not get their numbers, went stark raving mad, made bad financial choices and last i heard he was doing meth. +--- 137041054 +>>137029311 (OP) +>Being jealous of Daffy Duck +I'd just end things now if I were you, OP. +--- 137041164 +If a hot alien queen gets a tsunami in her dress just thinking about him, he should be able to score on Earth. +--- 137042124 +>>137030053 +Dude, I've seen plenty of fucking bums and losers that have girlfriends. +--- 137043729 +>>137029311 (OP) +>How does Daffy have a gf? +He just built different. +--- 137043847 +>>137030110 +Exactly. Bugs is the crybaby and Porky is the nerd. Daffy is the jock, the stud, the dependable one. +--- 137044099 +>>137030110 +>Bugs is the canon submissive +Based +--- 137044860 +>>137039438 +>Why did people even shit on it back then? +It was different. That's literally it. People DETEST change when it comes to established IP. +--- 137044970 +>>137038838 +>Especially after my mother told me that his mother confessed to her that when he was born she saw that he was ugly and she worried that people were going to be mean and bully him about it. So my aunt really worked at raising and reinforcing his self-esteem and told him he was beautiful to the point when people did start treating him like shit he fought back and when he faced rejection it wasn't that hard on him. He believed he was hot shit and eventually others started treating him like he was hot shit. +basically me but my mom tried to just ignore the problem instead of helping me now i'm a bitter depressed mess with zero social skills with next to no knowledge on social cues +--- 137045033 +>>137029613 +That doesn't mean shit anymore. Now that I think about it, it's actually the perfect group for Daffy. +--- 137045412 +>>137039472 +Goofy finished inside Roxanne while Max was being a hyuck +--- 137045429 +>>137029311 (OP) +It's fiction dude. Relax. +--- 137046131 +>>137045429 +I will not. +--- 137046315 +>>137040425 + +Hyuk. +--- 137046338 +>>137029311 (OP) +To prove that even you can get a gf op +--- 137046806 +>>137046483 +Lol I love this +--- 137047197 +>>137046483 +Still hoping for the Bugs version +--- 137048311 +>>137047197 +I’m not +--- 137049033 +>>137029311 (OP) +you know there are loser NEET women as well, right? +--- 137049192 +>>137049033 +impossible. women are perfect angels that don't poop +--- 137049210 +>>137049033 +Tina has a job and even got promoted to Junior Assistant Manager. +--- 137049313 +>>137048311 +Ok Bugs +--- 137050517 +>>137031996 +--- 137051019 +>>137046806 +Yeah, it’s great +--- 137051221 +I really miss her, she was great. +--- 137051243 +>>137050517 + +Don't dick crazy, Anon. +--- 137051291 +>>137030053 +This is the worst Daffy to identify wth anon +--- 137051643 +>>137051221 +I honestly think I'm cursed to only waifu the character who gets no art. +--- 137052203 +>>137051643 +My condolences +--- 137052301 +>>137029653 +this +>>137029625 +also this. + +>>137029311 (OP) +So, Daffy has something called "confidence" and "guts". He's a complete narcissist, but he's not afraid to try anything as long as it benefits him, even if it's illegal. That aspect is attractive and will go better for you than having a self-defeating or "woe is me" mindset. +--- 137052387 +>>137052301 +But he is insecure and admits he doesn't know why would someone wanna be with him. +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5FYkU38S8I&pp=ygUKZGFmZnkgdGluYQ%3D%3D [Embed] +--- 137052444 +>>137029311 (OP) +Girls like guys who aren't obvious closet perverts +--- 137052453 +>>137052387 +>I love you +--- 137052474 +>>137052444 +Daffy is a very open pervert +--- 137052523 +>>137052474 +And girls like a guy who's honest about his intent. +--- 137052652 +>>137052523 + +Even a pervert? +--- 137052704 +>>137052652 +Child molestors like you not so much +--- 137052718 +>>137052704 + +Not me, stupid. Why would any woman put up with an open pervert? Thats like, Unlikable Trait #1. +--- 137052756 +>>137052652 +If you are chad and open pervert you are honest and cute. Otherwise you are just a creep. +--- 137052792 +>>137029311 (OP) +I would call that Daffy a lot of things but not a loser, none of his loses are ever felt in my opinion, he's never really put down by those, those small loses always ends with "I guess i try something diferent today" kind of mindset +--- 137052793 +>>137052756 + +Bullshit. If a woman likes that you're a pervert she must be fucked up in the head herself. +--- 137052836 +>>137052652 +Yes. A guy who keeps his perversions under wraps tends to only care about getting pleasure for himself, this usually indicates that he's either only in it for the sex or he's into some really fucked up shit. +--- 137052972 +What is the best Tina moment from the series? +--- 137053022 +>>137030053 +I know a guy like this. He met his girlfriend in a tf2 lobby or something. He was homeless but then got taken in by some abusive asshole. I met both of them (the GF and the NEET) on a Discord art server and every day for months I heard how this guy got abused. I felt bad for him and gave him 1000 bucks to move across country to live with his girlfriend and away from the abuse. He was supposed to get a job and not be a piece of shit. It's been over a year he has done nothing with his life and is ruining my friend's life (the GF is a friend of mine). He now hates me for some BS reason. Basically, he likes to criticize others but will have a breakdown if others criticize him. He now narcissistically claims I have all the problems he has. He is basically like a baby Hitler and I can see the soul leave his girlfriend's body. So it is possible but please don't. You're a piece of shit who will hurt anyone who tries to help you. Admit your faults and work on yourself. Before you go out their and ruin lives. +--- 137053223 +>>137030311 +There are two stages of dating that you need to pass in order to properly land a girlfriend in this world: Confidence and Self-Awareness. Take notes on where people like Elliot Rodger and Chris-Chan failed with women and realize that all you really need to do is muster up the courage to actually talk to them and not say something really stupid and/or look crazy in the process. If neither of those work for you, then the problem likely lies in you trying to go for super model tier women with superficial interests themselves, in which case you need to lower your standards. +--- 137053369 +>>137031321 +Dumb question, but have you actually tried asking out women? I feel like a lot of guys who struggle don't make a move or even try in the first place +--- 137053408 +>>137040196 +All you can do is put yourself out there. Fake it till you make it. I know it's a clixhe, but confidence is key. Don't come off as arrogant though and learn to read the room. Pay attention to her body language and make sure she is receptive to you. +--- 137053602 +>>137052972 +>>137052387 +--- 137053644 +>>137053602 +That is a pretty good moment, very wholesome +--- 137053729 +>why does a masculine brash woman find a effeminate man who is good with kids and makes her feel pretty attractive? + +I just dont know OP. +--- 137054643 +>>137052972 +I think Tina paying for Daffy's meal and then dessert says a lot. Not often you get a gal willing to be with a total broke deadbeat mooching off his best friend. +--- 137055574 +>>137029311 (OP) +Given his personality Donald might be one of those stupidly attractive guys by duck standards, where even after experiencing his terrible personality duck girls go "maybe I can fix him". +--- 137055642 +>>137055574 +He is. He made two latinos gay for him, has multiple women swoon over him, and Daisy has ridiculously high standards so you know Donald has to have looks good enough to outweigh her nagging of his other flaws diff --git a/co/137029817.txt b/co/137029817.txt index bdcc4267f9a08156b638603a86d5069faef5333b..4d1283825edbe9e04917f8c54190c53613707c17 100644 --- a/co/137029817.txt +++ b/co/137029817.txt @@ -368,3 +368,652 @@ I drew RoadKill reading the pages you drew him in! I'm still pretty honored bein --- 137039213 >>137038397 cute frog +--- 137039326 +>>137039129 +You honor me brother, Road Kill is such a rad design! Hoping we can mix it up somewhere down the road! +--- 137039406 +I'll be making mine in a 3D space and I'm not sure how stupid of an idea this is but it should be fun. +--- 137039649 +>>137032000 And da next page +--- 137039921 +>>137039326 +If I ever actually post my work anywhere! +>>137039406 +This is a smart move. I've had some sets made to more easily figure out a scene / panel. 3D models are also great for props that need to be perfect (like cars and guns and other rectilinear objects) +>that's what I did +--- 137040164 +>>137039921 +You just take your time my man, all that's important is finding that place within yourself when reaching success in your works, whatever works to help you move forward, we can't always be happy with ourselves, but we must challenge our time, gain strength in our discomforts, find our worth! I love your art, keeping my eyes open for ya! +--- 137040186 +I'm making a Looney Tunes type animation planned to be about 5 minutes in length. Is that welcome here? It's not a webcomic, but it's a long form work. +--- 137040246 +>>137040186 +Try the /ic animation thread +--- 137040264 +>>137040246 +>/ic/ +--- 137040578 +>>137036077 +With grace and without hesitation, yes I would +--- 137041994 +bump +--- 137042079 +Dumping last pages. + +>TQ +Fiadh was a martyr, basically a child conduit that powers up the noostower. They are paid in food, a bed, and education. It's not optional though. + +Asha has never been employed but life was rough enough where she lived even without that. +--- 137042087 +>>137042079 +Pontiff Asgados + +>>137036077 +With a lot of wariness. +--- 137042093 +>>137042087 +--- 137042177 +>>137042093 + +>>137033675 +Gave me a good laugh. +--- 137042195 +>>137042177 +https://m.tapas.io/series/Wings-Of-Daera/info +--- 137042201 +>>137042195 +Forgot the page +--- 137042692 +>>137042079 +>>137042195 +You're a beast, leaving a trail of kills, your brutality knows no end. +--- 137042714 +Damn, actually impressed by the quality in this thread, it's motivational. + +>>137039921 +It's actually going to be fully 3D-modelled and rendered lol, characters too. No 2D element or nothing bar the eventual overlay edits. +--- 137042791 +This week's Bite Sized Terriful has a very deep message. One we can all stop and reflect on... +--- 137042933 +>>137032486 +Well m8 I'll be looking forward to when you resume "later this year" if you do. Thanks for the comic, I enjoyed it +--- 137043515 +>>137031008 + +just finished a new page, hope yall like it! + +Ladaria asks tap if she would take care of her Jack if a vampire got the best of her and Skag comes up with an evil plan to get back at Tap even without powers... +--- 137043581 +>>137043515 + +woops just caught a major error, its been fixed on comics fury and deviant art + +i left the copy past dialog on the bottom right corner, i copy and paster dialog to quickly write in the word balloons without having to select the proper font and size every time in krita text editor, the best way to do this is open up an older ".krita" file and copy and paste a line of text, this automatically lets you write in the same font and size without the hassle. + +the reason this text was laft on the page is because i was going to have the merchant say "what?" but forgot all about it even being there by the time i finished the page lol +--- 137044108 +>>137043515 +seriously dude, either go to your designated thread or stop spaming. Half the images should'nt belong to a single ratman. +--- 137044175 +>>137043515 +>hope yall like it! +What's the point? You're convinced that you're hot shit and worth a million dollars, and just don't show it for lack of effort (same shit as a middle school beta convinced he could get a girlfriend if he tried). What's the point in describing every thought on every comic you post when you probably won't read it? +--- 137044204 +>>137031144 +You gotta tweak those top two logos for readability, man. Idk what the top says and the bottom looks like it says UBOLL ngicifhes +--- 137044250 +>>137043581 +I for one vote to keep the text in for the sake of authenticity +--- 137044471 +>>137031980 +Oh I see why she’s called puffer now. +--- 137044494 +>>137044108 +>>137035647 +>i made a thread for you +>designated thread + +what? link? + +>half the images shouldnt belong to one rat... + +there not, your just hyper focused on me, i cant help im more creative and produce more work and pages than everyone else, not my problem. maybe everyone else should pick up the pace and produce more work to be honest. + +>>137044175 +im giving you a glimpse into the mind of a creative genius, your welcome. + +>>137044204 +they are still in concept stage, i agree they still need a bit of work, but they are close to what i have in mind.... + +>>137043515 +anyway, I just RE-mapped out the entire rest of the comic, to the very end, page 123-150, its gonna get crazy but its going to have the perfect ending for tap and the comic its self! + +spoilers: the morale of the entire comic will be: "theres a meme posting shit lord in all of us." followed by "thanks for reading... the end..." + +its going to be beautiful! lol +--- 137044504 +SEA HUMANS a smash hit on planet Zebulon, now available in a solar system near YOU. Comes with a manual for feeding, training, and breeding. At 1.50 Vebnars, it's a steal. https://m.tapas.io/series/Admiral-pizza-/info +--- 137044602 +>>137044494 +>im giving you a glimpse into the mind of a creative genius +Bruh the first page you posted on this thread had a stale meme and the second had song lyrics. + +You're 14. +--- 137044610 +>>137039406 +You’ll quickly find out that most artists use a lot of perspective cheats to frame things, but 3D modeling is fun and I use it for some of my background stuff +--- 137044664 +>>137044494 +i wouldn't count your half assed shitty pages as anything of value +--- 137044957 +>>137044602 +>>137044664 +You know that all the complaining about Bones is more autistic that the rat man himself right? +--- 137045030 +>>137044494 +>I'm a genius! I'm a genius! +Look, I'm not going to knock you for being productive. That's a good problem to have, and it bumps the thread. My problem with you is the ego behind it for what's flawed work. Because it is flawed. Let's go over a few things. + +>>137030863 +>Ew, gross! Im only 10 years old! +What ten year old talks like this? Forget 'what 10 year old says no to boobs,' what 10 year old shouts their age? +You want to see the entire joke done better? Read the first issue of Dragon Ball, specifically the part where Bulma promises kud Goku a peek at her butt. Same joke. Goku actually acts like a kid. Actually has followup that makes sense. + +>Thats it Skag! Your dead! +Why does she open the door? The hole that girl is looking through is big enough for her to crawl out of, so why does she need to do anything other than reach in and shank? It's an idiot move. + +>Eat POCKET SAND +Ha ha meme funny ha ha serious and funny comics ha ha + +>You're lucky I'm too busy to chase you! +Foremost, learn to draw legs. +Second. Busy doing... What? Busy standing there shouting? Fuck off. + +>>137030893 +>First panel +Elephant is really cool looking. +Lion's derpy. Owl is just there. + +>{Welcome to the Jungle} +You don't need to keep the joke up after two lines. We get it. We know the song. It was written by smarter people. Copypasting lyrics is something 12 year old authors do in fanfic. + +>Well your the first vampire I met that quoted guns n' roses +...As if that's a common thing. +Also, pointing out lazy writing is not a joke nor does it make it not lazy. + +>>137030914 +>First line +The edginess isn't endearing. And... Again... Pointing out your "joke" isn't funny. + +>thor love and ragnarok +Ah, yes, that classic movie everyone knows... And namedropping a reference is totally hilarious! + +>Last panel +Gorilla shading looks cool, but what the fuck is that face? Why's it giving the viewer an "amirite" glance? Also, what is that woman's anatomy? Does she have the digestive tract of a ferret? +--- 137045073 +>>137045030 +>>Ew, gross! Im only 10 years old! +>What ten year old talks like this? +--- 137045075 +Remember when bones said he'd stop his comic at #100? Pepridge farms remembers. +--- 137045139 +>>137031144 + +about to fix these logo designs for my original comics. + +added tiny synopsis. + +>>137045075 +im doing a 50 page epilogue encore though... + +>>137045030 +thank you for your input anon. + +>>137044957 +i know right? +--- 137045257 +>>137030933 +>Damn, got to go full power to get past this locked door! +...Why? It's a door. This isn't Kingdom Hearts (zOMG I'm so funny I namedropped a piece of tangibly-related media!) + +>>137030950 +>First row +That's not how grenades work... + +>Last row +First panel is cool. Second is stupid. "Oh my God! I'm getting shot at! Getting shot at is not good! And it's a good thing that while I'm standing here and shouting what's happening, none of his bullets are hitting me! How convenient!" + +>>137030974 +>First panel +What tank? Show, don't tell. + +>Second panel +Seen the first dialogue's joke plenty of times done better. Immediately to mind springs the Old Man Henderson "I found out what the nasties are weak too" line, but personally my favorite is https://youtu.be/kvkJZxzv-TA [Embed] (zOMG REFERENCES ARE FUNNY! The people who made the material I am referencing aren't geniuses, I AM!) +Also, the dialogue composition needs worked. It's easy to read the explanation for how she survives before seeing even her reaction shot. If you were pressed to keep the dialogue, instead of the bottom-left panel, you should have had a panel of her getting up, showing the eye, and dedicated the bottom-right to the antagonist making their reaction. + +>>137030993 +>First row +Cool panel. Only thing I want to note is that the expressions whiplash a bit for the protag between this and how the prior page ended. + +>Next row +Unneeded. Especially the dramatic, unrelated owl. You could have dedicated this to showing where the Deus Ex Machina in the last row comes from, because as it stands, the entire thing is rushed. It's just "oops, I'm defeated now I guess." + +>>137031008 +"Oh, yes, I'm going to arbitrarily keep the villain alive and not have the protagonists kill him because... Uhm... Reasons!" +This shit is boring and a stupid copout. +--- 137045279 +>>137044957 +Hi Bones. +--- 137045320 +>>13704527957 +What are you? Retarded? +Bones would never put this much effort into something. +--- 137045334 +>>137045279 +>>137045320 +Don't know how I messed up the (you) there. Maybe I was the retarded all along. +--- 137045462 +>>137045257 + +jesus christ anon + +thank you for the in depth review... + +i know you wont believe me when i tell you this, but uboss dailies is a shit post, a joke, a rushed mess, on purpose, all my projects after this one are going to be a more serious, well drawn affair that warrants this level of review, but your thinking way to much about what logically makes since in my cartoon rat girl comic, it only got sort of serious when ladaria and the gangs show up because they are from my more serious comics you will see in the future, and in ladarias case, my past comics like goth grill z where ladaria was a main character there to until all the other goth girls became vampires and she had to kill them... + +i appreciate the review, i do, but its just a prank bro. lol +--- 137045577 +get back to work you fools, glory never rewards the idle +--- 137045621 +>>137045462 +>uboss dailies is a shit post, a joke, a rushed mess, on purpose +"It's bad on purpose" is not a defense. It's a cope. Promising that you will eventually make something worthwhile is not a defense either because those allegedly better future projects don't exist. It's one step removed from "the story sounds better in my head," except that platitude requires a bit of self-awareness that you clearly don't have. +--- 137045664 +>>137045139 +>>137045320 +>>137045334 +This new batch of anons is retarded +--- 137045676 +>>137036077 +No. Witches deserve the rope. +--- 137045711 +>>137045462 +What a horrible cope. +>>137045664 +Bones is a /hyw/ oldhead, but he was always a retarded oldhead. +--- 137045761 +>>137029817 (OP) +Cat-Fu saves the day. +--- 137045854 +>>137045664 +I may be retarded but at least I draw +--- 137045865 +>>137045139 + +Fixed the logos + +you can read uboss nightlies now without having to tell you what it says + +only problem is its impossible to have nightlies like like blood without having to over highlight what the blood is spelling out... ill figure that out later, before i launch the comic or start a kickstarter to make it a pay to read affair... + +>>137045676 +not a cope. the truth, believe it or not. +--- 137046138 +>>137045139 +>>137045865 + +home brewed comic book franchise/universe. + +because im basically the new stan lee if you think about it. + +and though my main focus is comic books, one day it will be the bones cinematic universe + +the "BCU" if you will lol, im gonna fuck off and eat a sandwich now, ill make a new page of uboss dailies later on tonight. bye. +--- 137046289 +>>137045865 +You quoted the wrong post. +If it's the truth, post one of your "better" comics. +--- 137046674 +>>137046138 +>OH SHIT A RAT! +>You Have been visited by the legendary SEETHE MOUSE. You will be blessed with becoming a cultural phenomenon with many fans but only if you reply with COPE! SEETHE! MALD! +--- 137046690 +>>137044494 +Your shit sucks and you aren't funny, rat boy +--- 137046711 +>The retarded newfag is a bones fan +Welp +--- 137046723 +>>137046711 +I just think it's funny how mad they make you. +--- 137046883 +>>137046723 +NTA but people are annoyed at Bones for a reason. You are not helping in any way. +--- 137047079 +>>137046883 +I get WHY people are annoyed about them but really the hate is more autistic than the rat man. If you just ignored the excessive posting it would go away but there is at least one anon autisticly following bones around. Plus their haters seem to be entirely composed of anons who refuse to post their work so I just discard their opinions. +--- 137047407 +>Everyone who doesn't like spammers is one guy +>You can't say it's shit unless you post your own hastily-made jpg +This newfag is baiting, right? +--- 137047500 +>>137030684 +>A spyvsspyvsspy refrence +Nice +>>137033052 +A feel of utmost feel. I might just write a fic of mine instead since ive done it with another charater of mine. +>>137033675 +I chuckled. +>>137034609 +>How did I do +I doubt that you did this since this comic is rather old. Atleast 2014 or 2016-ish but that's just me being suspicious. + +TQ: Why yes he DID, A Chronomancer in theory and in practice. Lets just say the man accidentally Half-life1'ed himself quite the predicament. Honestly cant wait to fill in his new drip after some DnD downtime with the fella's. +--- 137047589 +>>137047407 +>You can't say shit unless you post your own hastily made jpg. +Correct +--- 137047641 +>>137047589 +At this point I'm convinced that you're that autistic faggot sockpuppeting as your own fanclub because there is no way anyone in good faith can make that retarded and trite argument. +If you're not, get out, retard. +--- 137047660 +>>137046674 + +COPE! SEETHE! MALD! + +wow, thank you for the fan art, I love it! featured it here: https://fanartforbones.thecomicseries.com/comics/53/ + +if you have social media or a webcomic let me know and I will feature links to your stuff in the description as free promotion. +--- 137047693 +>>137047589 +https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment +Wrong. +--- 137047699 +>>137047500 +SvS has been the basis for my art style and learning curve for a very long time so I think these lads deserve a visual nod +It makes me wish we had more shorts like the MADTV-era of their cartoons +--- 137047831 +>>137046138 + +some of my hardcore oldschool fans might be asking, "where is your old power rangers style webcomic demon juice/demon fuse at?" did I give up on it? + +...No... my demonic take on the power rangers is still a thing... but for now.......... i need to focus on my other projects. I know I have a million webcomics i made up over the years, and that was a fan favorite back in the day like goth grillz, but, im just one guy you know... i can only do so much at one time... + +im not exaggerating, before i deleted my tapas account i had over 40 original webcomics, all different and unique and original, i have over 1 million original characters and cant stop coming up with new original ideas, its a bit much sometimes, im to god damn creative for my own good, its like magic.... or an evil curse of some kind.... +--- 137047900 +>>137047660 +I have my own website at silverroseguild.com there should be links to my Insagram and Twitter from there. + +>>137047641 +>>137047693 +I'm on here for the opinions of people who know what they're talking about. if you don't I don't need your opinion. + +COPE! SEETHE! MALD! +--- 137047932 +>>137047079 +>really the hate is more autistic than the rat man +No. Again, you're a newfag- stop being so presumptuous. You act like you're underage, especially when you made a new thread well before bump limit was reached. +>If you just ignored the excessive posting it would go away +Once again you're wrong, because you're a newfag who doesn't know what he's talking about. You're on track to become the next Betz, the way you pretend to know what you're doing here. Lurk moar +--- 137047935 +Not even Betz was this bad holy shit. Why has bones come back full force and is pedaling this idea that he's some reincarnation of Stan Lee? Speaking of, what happened to Betz? Did he just fuck off finally? The threads have been unusually on track besides bones-posting. +--- 137047958 +>>137047693 +Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't actually read your link. I guess that is fallacious on my part. Come to think of it arguing from merits against anonymous is stupid too. Then again most good users are probably busy working on their comics. + +That's what I get for not lurking before posting lol. I guess I am retarded after all. +--- 137047967 +>>137047693 +Also. This isn't a fallacy dumbass. If I'm working on my car I'm going to take the advice of the person who successfully fixes them up daily over the person who swears up and down their a mechanic but keeps setting theirs on fire. +--- 137047973 +>>137047958 +Stop trying to copy me. Mald. +--- 137047987 +>>137047932 +>>137047935 +>>137047958 +COPE! SEETHE! MALD! +--- 137047995 +>>137047967 +Oh, sorry. I didn't read Wikipedia's policies and didn't know that header was unrelated. Turns out it is a fallacy. Sorry for yelling at you >>137047693. +--- 137048016 +>>137047932 +Shut the fuck up newfag. You can't know if art is bad unless you post a comic. + +Or maybe you already did. + +I don't know. Everyone is anonymous here. +--- 137048031 +>>137047900 + +>https://silverroseguild.com/ + +updated the info, enjoy the free advertisement, i get a lot of pageviews on fan art i get to~! + +>>137047935 + +>pedaling this idea that he's some reincarnation of Stan Lee? + +i mean im kind of shit posting and having fun here... but i mean come on anon... if the shoe fits.... if there was going to be a new stan lee like figure, and eventually there will be... i mean... ya know.... i kind of fit the bill dont I...?.... lol... fr fr no cap. +--- 137048038 +>>137047987 +>>137047973 +>>137047958 +>>137048016 +That's it tripcode time +--- 137048049 +>>137048031 +Yessir Mr Bones. I want on your wild ride forever (and by ride I mean penis). +--- 137048058 +how can a general about webcomics be so fricking schizo? jeez i am scared ngl + +still trying to be positive, have a zombie man i made long ago +--- 137048071 +>>137048038 +>Trolls trying to claim a tripcode +COPE! +SEETHE! +MALD! +--- 137048100 +>>137048038 +>This is the guy telling people to post their art +--- 137048116 +>>137047935 +Bitesised was just posted in here but nothing else, Dont care about ither of there drama's other than the annoying anon betz hate and the spam bonez dose but atleast bonez is doing it over pride over his work which I have no issue with. Wish the schitzo shitting it up would kiss themselves and go outside awhile. Its a lovely day and tomorrow is looking fantastic. +>>137048058 +Its fine work anon, good on ye. +--- 137048252 +>>137048071 +Post My Work Faggot! + +>>137048100 +Easy to say when you're not posting anything. +--- 137048297 +>>137048116 +Bones isn't really a bad guy he just over posts. Hold on to your ass if you try and say anything about it though. +--- 137048324 +What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? Why the fuck are you schizoing out like that. +--- 137048385 +>>137048049 + +wow... +--- 137048467 +were all guilty of shitposting in this thread. + +i think we should all shut up and just post art for the rest of the thread, im going to start working on a new page now. + +im saying this because we are a group of the most talented and creative people on 4chan, we should all just chill and let our art work and comics do the talking for us... other wise we will look like a group of insane people to random anons visiting this thread for the first time. Please, try and be a bit more professional and dignified people. lol. + +just saying lol... +--- 137048480 +>>137048385 +Your haters are something else man. +--- 137048544 +>>137048252 +>Easy to say when you're not posting anything. +Give me a few hours after I get off work. I can probably find something in my doodlebook better than this "fill in with gradient like we're in 2008 Deviantart" shit. +--- 137049294 +bump, i want to see bones newest page! +--- 137049396 +>>137029817 (OP) +I got a few new ideas I wanted to share with /co/. + +So I have some trouble creating heterosexual couples I can be invested in, but I think I've developed a pair I can care about. + +The guy is an artist and I want the story to push him toward defense: defending himself, who he loves, what he believes in. I want an artist to seriously approach guns and self defense and I think I'd like accompanying him on that journey. + +As for the woman, I want to begin with your standard liberal feminist who discovers the power of homemaking. Of being self-sufficient. This character would be more painful for me, but also more rewarding, perhaps. I want to explore how feminism has failed through this character. Maybe she'll have a son already just to bring the hypocrisy to forefront. And she's dealing with cognitive dissonance and a quiet exploration of tradition on her own. + +Completely unrelated to them, I'd like to flesh out a very strong male character, a boy on his way to manhood, and all the psyops that besiege such a person. Strength isn't necessary in the modern world (yes, it fucking is). There is no evil, only misunderstanding (no, evil exists). And just being with him as he attunes his moral code. +--- 137049476 +>>137049396 +How much do you know about the concept of strength through competency. Where is isn't just physical strength that matters but also mental fortitude and the ability to bring forth something of value. +--- 137049505 +>>137049396 +hmm, she could of came from a fairly typical modern family. Mom and pop in the picture but always busy, well to do. Maybe she could of never gotten along with any one due to how lonely it was at home and just filled it with something (Feminisum) but it still didnt teach her any actual skills since shes so used to being waited on. Probably not make her too on the nose, flesh her out because I can see how badly she could turn out in the wrong hands. Not sure how to help with the guy, maybe came from a rough background in general but all he personally wants is a quiet but honest life filled with what he likes, that being art. +--- 137049540 +>>137049476 +Sure, there's that. But that requires time. At least one cycle around the ol' proverbial block. + +I want to write this for kids brimming with the gifts of youth. Pure unfettered physical prowess. People at their physical peak who are still unsure of how to deploy their gifts. They need guidance and maybe I can tell them where to duck their heads so they don't completely slam into the traps of globohomo. + +The same thing could be said for girls and beauty. The world is a predatory place and you don't know what you have. I'd love to make a piece of media that tips them off. +--- 137049654 +>>137049505 +I was honestly thinking of someone like Dean Mccoppin from Iron Giant. Yes, it's unoriginal, and maybe I'm too persuaded by 4chinny chan, but I really like this character. +--- 137049667 +>>137049540 +It's a hard topic to cover. How do you show that the guy who doesn't have anything going for them doesn't get the girl without shoving their face into the dirt? + +There is something that is unfortunately common right now where people treat their kids with this idea of "you're not valuable right now therefore you will never be valuable" and it's so common that people think it's normal. They even use the excuse of "It toughens them up" when all they are doing is breaking the kid down. I've found the best way to handle something like this is to not shy away from the truth but that means showing both the good and bad in the world. +--- 137049763 +>>137049667 +Maybe we could have a scene of that person who breaks them down. + +We follow them throughout their day. We show how they make money. We show them verbally abusing the people who make their money. +--- 137049781 +>>137049667 +>>137049763 +I'm not saying let's have a communist revolution. No. + +I'm saying beware of these people. Know the signs and get the fuck away from them. +--- 137049834 +new page soon, spoilers: https://www.deviantart.com/jesse-the-art-maker/art/UBOSS-DAILIES-123-wip-2-961030384 +--- 137049860 +What percentage of thread regulars do you think actually work on a webcomic? +--- 137049877 +>>137049781 +It's not about communism. It's alot more complex and has to do with what happens when incompetent people ascend to power. They effectively become afraid of the competent and do everything they can to put them down. In the end that's what globohomo really is. An attempt to ensure that the competent cannot thrive. +--- 137050122 +Working further on drawing the 80s rock band comic "The Starry Ladders". We got 8 pages to go now, so the full chapter is going to come out (hopefully) in May. + +We also got a page up on ComicFury: +https://thestarryladders.thecomicseries.com/ +--- 137050226 +>>137049396 +I'm planning on a comic with similar themes. The main thing to ask is what role femininity has in your story, or moreover what you want to examine with it. +--- 137050284 +>>137050122 +Finally some good fucking food. +--- 137050445 +>>137043515 + +Just finished a new page, I hope yall like it! + +I offer up this page as a tribute to my hero, Rob Liefeld! lol + +Detective Tom Que and detective Franks find out Shark tie has escaped from prison and Tom Que is so pissed he empties a whole clip from his pistol into Shark ties prison bed, Schubert -Ave Maria starts playing as bed feathers and cotton fluff start flying everywhere followed by him smashing his gun on the empty prison cell floor! +--- 137050602 +>>137049877 +That's the most affirming thing I've heard in some time. Thank you, anon. Yes, they try very hard to crush us. + +>>137050226 +I'm not sure. The feminine is deep. Right now I'm proposing ideas: a masculine endeavor. If I had the resources to study, format, and plan, I would stumble upon the feminine, which seems to erupt like a deeply buried fountain. I guess what I want to impart to modern women is that the traditional feminine role has incredible power that looks nothing like the power brokers on Wall St. This power cements a community together and makes it resilient to all oncoming storms. +--- 137050604 +>>137050445 + +forgot to color the top of the gun in the 3rd panel, the aim down sites part in front of his eye, its been fixed on deviant art and comics fury. big woops! + +heres the fixed version: https://www.deviantart.com/jesse-the-art-maker/art/UBOSS-DAILIES-123-961035249 +--- 137051047 +>>137050122 +Looking really tight. I love the crazy guy's hair +--- 137051220 +>>137050284 +>>137051047 +Thanks, anons. We've been planning this comic for almost a year now, so am excited for when it's finished and we can release it with all its glory and start heavily promoting it. +--- 137051396 +>>137036077 +STOP OVERTLY SEXUALIZING THIS 16 YEAR OLD YOU SICK FUCK +--- 137051478 +Tsuchinoko real + +>>137029817 (OP) +>>TQ: Does your MC have a job? If so what is it and do they enjoy it? If not, why? +In CotCA, the MC Lionel was a public defender who was very bad at his job because he stopped caring (such as how many government workers tend to do). He hates da system so he hates da job. Jacq in this comic is a shitty dude who facilitates the production of funeral goods and chemicals through (dead people) slave labor. + +In Domestic HellLand, this alternate universe Jacq is currently jobless, minus his spooky role as the Devil and a psychopomp. He doesn't actually need to do his job though, because it just automatically (??) happens as long as he's around. +Later on in the comic, if I ever stop being a lazy POS and get back to working on it, he'll work at a pawn shop in Las Vegas (not the Pawn Stars one, some shitty one across the street from him), then a late night disco radio show DJ.. +From there he'll end up on one of those "psychic" radio shows with some catty old women. +Lilly will go on to work at a casino and will reflect some of my real life experiences working in a casino lol +--- 137051483 +>>137029817 (OP) +my attempt at a cover page +for the greatest webcomic of all time (my webcomic) +--- 137051535 +>>137048544 +>>137048252 +Here's a sketch I made when I was bored during a long meeting. +If you don't like that, I also tossed in something more your speed. +--- 137051625 +>>137051478 +>he'll work at a pawn shop in Las Vegas (not the Pawn Stars one, some shitty one across the street from him), then a late night disco radio show DJ.. +This sounds kino, the late night DJ job especially so. Late night radio is always a very cool vibe. +--- 137051794 +>>137051535 +>Those who cannot create beauty will always seek to destroy it but let them not have the better of you let them be ground to dust beneath your feet as you seek new horizons and strive to become greater than who you are today. + +Pic is what I'm working on right now. +--- 137051807 +it came to me in a dream +--- 137051887 +>>137051794 +>WAAAAH! You can't make fun of me! +Crybaby. + +Actual criticism: +Black and white linework isn't as complex. Yours looks good because you use line weight to your advantage to give an impression of depth. + +Having said that, it carries you. Because you suck at coloring for how much you want to play with the audience 'filling in the gaps' (left elbow missing, no detail on skirt, etc), and your anatomy and composition (the mask not lining up with the middle parting hair, stumpy left leg, tangents out the ass in every colored pic you posted, and even in this one with the shield and leg, the bolder line there obviously hiding some uncertainty in how you wanted the shield to line up) aren't out the best. + +Now, you can either start taking advice and stop being a crybaby, or stay a faggot and remind us all of that one time we mistakenly talked to some furfag on deviantart who wouldn't shut up about their supre speshal sparkledog OC. +--- 137051910 +>>137051887 +*aren't the best out there. +That's what I get for not proofreading. +--- 137052111 +>>137051396 +>STOP OVERTLY SEXUALIZING THIS 16 YEAR OLD YOU SICK FUCK +--- 137052330 +>>137051887 +I will return with criticism of my own. Your art is straight up ugly. It appears as though you twist things so that you don't have to show any level of mastery over form or anatomy even though you certainly attempt to nitpick the ability of others. Your artwork being ugly is probably why you resort to the childish mockery and your inability to recognize some of the things I've done shows that you have little or no experience with the tools or process that goes into making something. + +BUT If you want to improve that work you showed darken up the shadows and bring an eraser to the highlights. It's suffering from "high school shading." +--- 137053849 +>>137051047 +Writer here! Glad you like Barenbus' unkempt hair! I written him to have a sort of Syd Barrett/Bob Dylan sorta hairdo. +--- 137054077 +>>137051535 +Ill admit that the art is interesting though it feels like its stuck in /beg/doodle tier. Nothing wrong with that mind. I keep looking at his left eye and im not sure if its flat with a circle around it like what you see with a cat's eye that you based your guys eyes after or a genuine accident when making the background words. Mouth feels rather small. I see you go over lines to straighten up the structure and to get them thicker. Did you use an eraser to blend the shading or is it just pencil pressure? If not or so then that is pretty damn neeto. Fuck, I dont know how to add to this other than 'there is something here but it seems too highschool artclass-ish.' Id fuck around with some online guides and poke around on /i/ or /ic/ for better criticism than some shlub like myself. +--- 137054470 +What a fine evening for ignoring actual important comic work. +>>137029817 (OP) +>tq +She had two jobs after retiring from show biz. Neither lasted long, but the escorting venture was especially short-lived. +--- 137055422 +>>137051807 +Heh, gave me a little laugh, gotta admit. Also learned something new today. +--- 137055554 +Join the toke room for a chill place to post your stuff +https://discord.gg/uDHujwR8 diff --git a/co/137029857.txt b/co/137029857.txt index 7dbc3e1a57b616a4f0a0163845b853a4b51d47be..a9f8eabd74df2a872c8ee00a4bdaf83494876f12 100644 --- a/co/137029857.txt +++ b/co/137029857.txt @@ -437,3 +437,253 @@ Planet eater swag. --- 137038855 >>137037406 Web-Man reference, I believe. +--- 137039488 +>>137037534 +Yeah and I think it's run interest into the ground despite how much Marvel's shills insist it still works + +If it worked, Marvel's own comics would've done better in the last five years without needing to resort to variant covers +--- 137039682 +>>137037370 +I think Slott's style is more "big and loud", and " if it happens to upset someone so be it" than writing just to make people mad. But he's also got his troll side too. +--- 137039706 +>>137034365 +I did until I realized one of the world's top 5 intellects did not anticipate the possibility of losing his mind from sensing danger to everyone in his vicinity. This is the kind of story you write in a Year One book, not someone who's been Spider-Man for probably seven years by now. +--- 137039776 +>>137037711 +If the guy was dead from smoke inhalation, he'd no longer be in danger. Guy probably went before Spidey got to the scene, not his fault. The lady could have noticed Gerry wasn't out yet an hour later, if they had time to let him get oxygen. +--- 137040137 +>>137029912 +>fireman can't get past the second floor +This is why firetrucks come with ladders. +--- 137040168 +>>137029946 +>You saved everyone but my husband, even the dogs! +Why TF didn't she say anything till now? Bullshit, she wanted her husband dead. +--- 137040183 +>>137039706 +Peter did think about it. Norman pointed it out.Spider-Man decided he could take it/deserved it because some woman blamed him for her husband's death and he felt bad. +--- 137040414 +>>137030072 +No, Norman. You became the Goblin because you wanted to be a crime boss. +--- 137041033 +>>137040414 +No, Norman studied Stromm's formula, may or may not have changed it a bit, it exploded in his face, and THEN he decided he wanted to be a crime boss. It's a natural progression. +--- 137041272 +>>137041033 +>It's a natural progression. +Only in a comic book. +--- 137041274 +>>137030020 +what's with the God complex? Peter is old enough to know better. Ridiculous. +--- 137041323 +Opinions on Bailey so far? +--- 137041578 +>>137041323 +I like the shitposts, but yeah, terrible debut. Like other anons said, there's not even a hint of social life in him and his first act is looking into the future to belittle Peter, awfully transparent royalties bait, more so than usual for Slott. Spider-Boy will no doubt be on the next Spider-Verse's spotlight. +--- 137041820 +>>137041323 +I'd like to believe that this will end with him turning out to not actually be from Earth-616 and not have any history with its Peter, but this is the same guy who made it canon that the spider got up, scurried over to bite another person on the ankle, then died for real. Nothing is sacred when Slott's around. +--- 137042852 +>>137041820 +I thought the radioactive spider got eaten by some bystander who become The Thousand? +--- 137042993 +>>137029980 +>how I sleep after selling my marriage to the literal Devil +--- 137043023 +>>137041578 +>Spider-Boy will no doubt be on the next Spider-Verse's spotlight +God make it stop... How many Verses do we need? + +>>137042852 +I mean yea, but is it even canon? Spider was beyond busy. Biting Peter, then biting Silk, then gets eaten? +--- 137043107 +>>137042852 +It crawls out of his mouth later. +--- 137043158 +Spider-Boy is Norman&Peter clone/son +--- 137043214 +>>137030020 +This issue thus far isn't a bad story, but my God this dialogue is beyond dumpster tier. +>I didn't use my great power +No one talks like this. We get it, he's said the thing however many times. This shit reads like a bad translation that was too literal. +--- 137043239 +>>137043158 +I see what you did there +--- 137043246 +>>137041323 +I don't feel anything for spider-boy. I don't hate Bailey but I don't like him either. I would have proffered to go without another spider-person. +--- 137043300 +>>137043214 +I'm a little more understanding because it sounds like Peter's been PTSD triggered and people talk oddly when that happens. Still, Slott should not be relying on readers to give him the benefit of the doubt when writing dialogue. +--- 137043305 +>>137043246 +I’m surprised they didn’t create a new 616 Spider-Girl, since Anya no longer has the name. +And instead went with Spider-Boy. +--- 137043411 +>>137043305 +There would probably be more complaints if they had. Mayday is a popular one. +--- 137043493 +>>137043411 +Mayday should be more popular. +--- 137043516 +>>137029946 +Superheroes are only human. +Well, except Superman. +--- 137043548 +>>137043493 +Source? There's gotta be more, right? +--- 137043886 +>>137043516 +Superman gets to be an honorary human. +--- 137044131 +>>137043548 +Detnox. There's no continuation. +--- 137044282 +>>137030020 +Fuck cunt slott back with the no one dies bullshit +--- 137044410 +>>137032648 +Honestly no one remembering him as his unmasked self feels inconsistent with what the previous arc established since severing them from the Great Web only removes their hero self, not their civilian self +--- 137044512 +>>137043493 +--- 137044544 +>Trapped between Slott and a writer worse than Slott +Hard times to be a Spiderfag +--- 137044659 +>>137044410 +Maybe the masked self is integral to his existence like it was with Jessica Drew? Unlike Peter, when spider-woman got slashed Jess stayed slashed. +--- 137044766 +>>137044410 +More and more I'm liking the he's Peter from the past theory. He doesn't have a civilian life. +--- 137044786 +>>137044659 +We don't know that + +For all we know Jessica Drew was suddenly Madame Hydra on the other side of the world +--- 137045160 +>>137044786 +I'd assume Drew would have died since it was her power that saved her from dying. Slott would need to write about what she did after getting stabbed for me to change my mind and agree that he's forgotten his own plot points. Not the first time he's done it, but there doesn't seem to be any evidence that anything else happened to her. +--- 137045205 +>>137044512 +She’s built for Miles +--- 137045779 +>>137030038 +Since when did Electro have hair? +And wasn't he replaced by a female version? +--- 137045886 +>>137045779 +>electro with hair +He got better. Sure he's replaced. If you like her more. +--- 137046167 +>>137030134 +Reading through this issue sucks. I really am kind of enjoying the premise and I've said it before, but this DIALOGUE, man. +--- 137046330 +>>137045886 +>Marvel Knights +Also known as Electro's bisexual awakening. +--- 137046613 +>>137043023 +>God make it stop... How many Verses do we need? +Let's see, we're missing MJ-verse, Jonah-verse, Norman-verse, what else? +--- 137046623 +>>137031950 +What run is this from? +--- 137047110 +>>137046623 +Slott's early run. He's hit the point in his career where he's repeating himself. +--- 137047124 +>>137046613 +No Norman-verse please. That wouldn't do his popularity any favors. MJ might be able to get away with it. Jonah would be hilarious. +--- 137047461 +>>137034387 +Bagley did the same for 616 universe Norman when he was drawing The Pulse. +--- 137048288 +>>137047461 +>the pulse +To add insult to injury, The Pulse is the comic series that Green Goblin got outed to the world... by Luke Cage. +--- 137048346 +>>137029994 +It doesn't even make any sense, 616 Peter never heard that line. That was the narrator saying that to the audience, the idea that it's a line drilled into his head by Uncle Ben was something the movies came up with. +--- 137048389 +>>137029967 +WTF Peter, the least you could've done was hear him out before bailing like that. +--- 137048454 +>>137030995 +>They need the character to be as unuanced and easy to process as a saturday morning cartoon character, the same with Slott's major ideas. All very toyetic and childish. +If that's the case, then the least they can do is stop these godawful attempts at angst. Marvel Adventures Spider-Man was equally as unnuanced and had a Saturday Morning cartoon tone, and yet that was a fantastic run with zero bullshit. +--- 137048665 +>>137043305 +The last thing 616 needs is more spider people +--- 137048703 +>>137048346 +Narration is often retconned into being the character's thoughts. Weirdly enough. +--- 137048826 +>>137048389 +Peter doesn't feel like being comforted right now. Please leave a message after the beep. +--- 137048978 +>>137043158 +That's terrible. +--- 137050076 +>>137048665 +You're getting more and you're going to like it. +--- 137051107 +>>137041323 +I'm just here for Bailey edits and any potential drawfag content for him. +--- 137051193 +>>137046330 +His what now?! +--- 137051599 +>>137051193 +You'd have to be there. Mark knows what he likes. +--- 137051693 +>>137051599 +>Mark +Mark Raxton? Did they make another fire elemental flaming? +--- 137051850 +>>137051107 +Based. +--- 137052001 +>>137051693 +Nature doesn't care for labels. It'll fuck whatever it pleases. +--- 137052072 +>>137029857 (OP) +You should see his skeleton you should see his nerves if he’s shocked +--- 137052270 +>>137052072 +His suit is protecting him from the worst of it. Maybe. +--- 137052447 +>>137051193 +Electro wanted a shape-shifting prostitute to take on Spider-Man's image. + +>>137051693 +>>137052001 +Mark Millar, gentlemen. +--- 137052557 +>>137052447 +>Electro wanted a shape-shifting prostitute to take on Spider-Man's image. +That doesn't sound healthy at all +--- 137052589 +>>137052557 +Well it was implied rather than outright stated. +--- 137053389 +>>137052557 +Bdsm and role-playing can be healthy. It provides a safe-space to address those troublesome desires that are keeping you up at night. At least he's not going after Spidey. + +>>137052589 +Next panel is Spider-Man to those who haven't read it. +--- 137053472 +>>137048703 +The great power, great responsibility adage was retconned into being something that Uncle Ben said to Peter way back in Spider-Man vs. Wolverine. +--- 137054640 +>>137053472 +>continuity flex +Nice. I genuinely love getting those. +--- 137055314 +>>137048288 +Truly a Tragedy. +--- 137056128 +>>137043158 +Don't give the yaoi shippers any ideas. +--- 137056364 +>>137056128 +Spider/goblin spawn would only be celebrated by the yaoists if Harry was the Osborn in question. Norman/Peter is thankfully unpopular in shipping circles. diff --git a/co/137030971.txt b/co/137030971.txt index d85ee37a4618e9e30d958f91a6804418c307c0a3..9be7d3b5bca8325843bee9d112e7d67df806b08a 100644 --- a/co/137030971.txt +++ b/co/137030971.txt @@ -64,3 +64,217 @@ is sasha a tomboy? --- 137039137 >>137038911 no she's an alpha bitch, anne is the closest to a tomboy +--- 137039757 +>>137030971 (OP) +--- 137039875 +>>137039736 +Yep, she certainly counts. Can even be kind of cute some times. +--- 137039963 +>>137039757 +I have no idea who that is. +--- 137040287 +>>137038561 +>Barefoot girl on Nickelodeon in the 2000s +Toph was never safe +--- 137040790 +>>137040310 +i'm not gonna lie if i saw a girl that looked like this i'd have to breed her +--- 137040838 +>>137039963 +Ivy from Carmen Sandiego +--- 137040879 +>>137040838 +is she just a rando or an actual character? +--- 137040903 +>>137040879 +She's in almost every episode. +--- 137041125 +>>137040903 +still don't know who she is? +--- 137041397 +>>137041286 +ok i'm starting to think this is ai? +--- 137041417 +>>137035947 +whats she gonna do with that +--- 137041450 +>>137040838 +Nah mate, THIS is Ivy from Carmen Sandiego. +--- 137041592 +top tier tomboy girl +--- 137042037 +>>137040310 +she looks old enough here +--- 137042117 +>>137041397 +there is only 4 toes in the first image on her feet, although I am still bitter how good these images are. +--- 137043210 +>>137040310 +She should have looked like this in Korra, in those flashbacks. +--- 137043344 +>>137031213 +Is she an OC or from a comic? Very cute. +--- 137043609 +>>137041450 +I like the newer design more +--- 137044100 +>>137043609 +she's fine but I want more art of her fucking her brotherb +--- 137044116 +Anyone up for some tomboy ASMR? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUvGsxD17QI [Embed] +--- 137044253 +>>137042117 +That it managed to get at least some of her features right is impressive. +--- 137044753 +So what boys are tomboy magnets? +--- 137044818 +>>137042117 +yeah see i noticed that but assumed it was some digital painting and they noticed too late lol +--- 137044835 +>>137044100 +--- 137044836 +>>137044100 +so what does ivy do in carmen? +--- 137044996 +>>137044836 +generic hench, wrench and wheels gal. the series really wasn't that great but Her and Zack are cute +--- 137045005 +>>137044253 +Give me a pose or some idea for a toph image and I’ll try to generate it later and see if I can get everything right +--- 137045064 +>>137045005 +her bundled up in winter clothes looking over a rocky and jagged black stone beach +--- 137045084 +>>137045064 +>toph +>looking at anything +wut +--- 137045117 +>>137045084 +it's why she is there, she can't see shit on the sandy beaches +--- 137045349 +>>137044996 +huh interesting i've heard only good about the series but really most people cap. They have that whole positive thing when it first starts and ends +--- 137045467 +>>137041397 +If it is, it's getting pretty good. +--- 137046227 +>>137043344 +Shes from a comic strip +--- 137046236 +>>137031309 +--- 137046402 +>>137046227 +--- 137046601 +>>137046227 +Alright, I'm sold. +--- 137046634 +>>137046601 +Welcome fellow Rosa buddie. +--- 137046665 +>>137030971 (OP) +--- 137047156 +>>137045084 +It's the thought that counts. +--- 137048611 +>>137031259 +Is that suppose to be patty? +--- 137048771 +>>137030971 (OP) +Seeing on-model art of Toph on /co/ is so refreshing +--- 137048807 +>>137048611 +Nope +--- 137048844 +>>137035947 +--- 137048896 +>>137041397 +you have to be retarded to think it wasnt ai +--- 137050091 +>>137045084 +Maybe it sounds nice? +--- 137050120 +>>137045064 +This isn't really what you asked but I got tired of generating +--- 137051127 +>>137049943 +--- 137051249 +>>137031309 +Based, pitchad +--- 137051267 +>>137040818 +Based Rayla enjoyer +--- 137051282 +>>137033634 +Gosalyn gets threads about her every few weeks +--- 137051340 +>>137044059 +>>137047910 +I just watched an episode for the first time in over 15 years. I didn't remember Jade's voice being so husky, so that was a pleasant surprise. +--- 137051579 +>>137051282 +Aside from the recent storytimes every DW therad I've seen has been DOA. The statement still stands too with the shocking lack of shipping for her in either of her interpretations, straight or gay. +--- 137051674 +>>137050120 +fuck, that's actually really good. Thanks for this, Ill remember it when my skin melts from the nanobots AI makes. +--- 137051683 +>>137051579 +i fucking hate duckfags +--- 137051984 +>>137051683 +Show me where on the spicy latina did the duckfags hurt you +--- 137052188 +>>137050120 +wtf thats good AI +--- 137052730 +>>137033899 +People like you are the reason they invented baseball bats with a bunch of nails sticking out of them. +--- 137053654 +>>137051984 +AHH! my ego! Why did you post that!? +--- 137054223 +>>137046634 +Thank you. A few issues in, it's pretty cute so far +--- 137054621 +>>137035735 +Some people are too addicted to outrage to appreciate the finer things in life. Also my two favorites were already mentioned. + +>>137041407 +Dykes begone. +--- 137055098 +>>137030971 (OP) +--- 137055293 +>>137041286 +>AIslop +--- 137055331 +>>137040310 +Wait, is this AI Shit? +--- 137055348 +>>137043609 +Well your taste is beyond fixing. The reboot version is a butterface that looks like an old woman. Her brother looks even older. The fact that someone came up with those godawful designs and told themselves "this looks like a teenager" is a damning indictment of the industry as a whole. +--- 137055373 +>>137050068 +Good thing my boy Jesse can handle the snu snu. +--- 137055455 +>>137055331 +Yes +--- 137055558 +The one in armor, manspreading. +--- 137055916 +>>137041397 +It's easy to spot AI, it has a superb shading quality yet still makes composition mistake which no human artists with such skill will do, nowadays they are trying to develop skeletal frames for hands, fingers, toe, etc, everything in order to not to require some photoshop editing. + +Funnily enough shading is one of the hardest things for humans to do, particularly when it come to 2D drawings, limbs are actually not that hard if you keep in mind some proportion rules, although some poses could be very hard. + +I am not professional artist but I have wanted to go back to drawing as a hobby, while a few people asked me why I don't use the AI it would be self-defeating, I want to spend time drawing, not prompting. +--- 137056080 +>>137050068 +good 'ol chrome dome +--- 137056294 +I'm still on the lookout for skater fashion even in this day and age. +--- 137056318 +>>137056294 +--- 137056435 +>>137055916 +Let's see you spot the obvious ai in this diff --git a/co/137031169.txt b/co/137031169.txt index 225d2985a4ecec887c83674bb061d80ead92b59a..b3f8cc8de0a21657ff365c463b29e01c069138f4 100644 --- a/co/137031169.txt +++ b/co/137031169.txt @@ -370,3 +370,548 @@ Why isn't he naked in front of the family? >>137031410 >Betraying family for guy you met literally yesterday At least it fits with the Disney brand. +--- 137039337 +>>137039073 +>since they finally stopped the sequels +Inside Out 2 +Toy Story 5 +--- 137039477 +>>137039073 +Are you one of those /co/mrades completely obsessed with Turning Red? If so I don't think you really have the authority to judge people's standards. +>Where is this doomposting coming from? +>Coco? Turning Red? Luca? Soul? +Those are less than half of the movies they've made the past decade and none of them are masterpieces. +>They've been on a roll ever since they stopped making sequels +When was that? They've never gone more than 2-3 years without making a sequel and already announced Toy Story 5 and Inside Out 2 are on the way. You're also ignoring their last release is one of the worst in the studio's history. +>Elemental is a fluke +Their next projects don't look like winners. Sohn doesn't deserve the blame for how Good Dinosaur turned out, but yeah this has completely disappointed me. At it's best this could have been a cute romance story about an odd couple's married life, their struggles in the city surmounting as they brave through them together. That's what he originally pitched the movie as. Not...whatever the hell this is. +>Pixar's still got it +They've lost their identity. All of the old garb has left. They're coming off one of the biggest flops in animation history and were immediately forced to course-correct with sequel announcements. Disney is no longer the leading force in animated movies after 100 years. +--- 137039555 +>>137031432 +Didn't look at all the pages, is this really just about getting a job and having life drama with elements as pointless decoration +--- 137039567 +>>137039477 +>At it's best this could have been a cute romance story about an odd couple's married life, their struggles in the city surmounting as they brave through them together. That's what he originally pitched the movie as. +Where can I see more about the original Elemental pitch? +--- 137039638 +>>137039567 +Not a pitch. When the first trailer came out he said in an interview it was a romance inspired by his parents adjusting to life in the city as foreigners. If it was actually a love story featuring polar opposites that could be really cute. Wall-E was similar. But it seems that's only a small fraction of the movie and the rest is eye-rolling. +--- 137039665 +>>137039073 +i wish i could slap some sense into you. +--- 137040462 +>>137031200 +...Why do the fire people have buildings with plumbing. +--- 137040490 +>>137039477 +At least in terms of their recent original projects, Pixar's been doing great. That's why I'm so shocked that waterboy & lavagirl is something they felt proud enough to see through to the end. +--- 137040522 +>>137040462 +Incredible. A film whose in-world logic makes even less sense than Cars. And at least Cars could be marketable and easily translate into merch. +--- 137040752 +>>137035094 +wtf man +--- 137040784 +>>137038411 +What an awkward game it would be to play with company, was it in front of the whole family too? So strange. +--- 137040805 +This film is going to be unbelievably bad and forgettable. + +>>137040784 +I'm going to assume it was attempt by her parents to get them to dislike each other that backfired. +--- 137040877 +>>137040490 +>recent original +I don’t know, Luca, soul, and turning red are all kind of mediocre +--- 137040923 +>>137040462 +Because fuck it, the people at Pixar spent 5 mins thinking of this movie +>>137039477 +>Sohn doesn't deserve the blame for how Good Dinosaur turned out +What exactly happened to the production of that movie again? The concept alone was interesting but it was like a bad mix of lion king and brother bear +--- 137040960 +>>137032788 +Maybe it would be like people getting trampled during a black friday sale +--- 137040969 +>>137038411 +It's a very forced and clunky way to induce drama or emotional moments +--- 137040993 +>>137039128 +You're the other side of the coin who thinks movies are uncriticizable for having gay characters +>LOOK, THEY'RE STRAIGHT! THAT MAKES THE BLAND GOYSLOP GOOD ACTUALLY! +--- 137041016 +>>137031169 (OP) +Miss me yet? +--- 137041051 +>>137040969 +Exactly, it’s literally putting the characters in a situation where they obviously state their emotions, where there’s no build up or natural set up for it. The writer literally wrote the characters in a scenario where they had no choice but to say this shit because of a stupid game. Fuck this movie isn’t even out and I’m pissed at how bad it is +--- 137041087 +>>137041016 +After Luck? Not really +--- 137041232 +>wow 4 elements city this gonna be trippy and creative as fuck +>it's the story of a latina who works at the bodega and falls for a weak black dude thta cries a lot... and they save the city from a minor water event.. +This is deadful, sorry. The paw patrol movie has greater stakes and depth than this. +--- 137041280 +>>137035094 +>who cares if it's shit, negativity is LE BAD +the ultimate slop larvae mindset +--- 137041354 +reads like a random preschool show episode. +--- 137041482 +It's just a worse Zootopia with the four boring elements +--- 137041494 +>>137041482 +At least they tried a bit to create an animal world that isn't just "normal human world with weird looking people". This doesn't seem to have any of the potential struggles elements could face, like the food chain, or size differences. It's just a poor racial allegory. +--- 137041507 +>>137039073 +Soul, Luca and Coco were good. Turning Red was meh. Lightyear sucked. We're on a downward trend. I feel like the quality of a Pixar movie is directly tied to the creativity of the setting. The less thought put into the world, the shittier the movie will be. Elemental is kind of in the middle for me so far. The story is bland but the setting does seem imaginative, moreso than shit like Cars or Brave anyways. +--- 137041510 +>>137041232 +Anon, one of the areas is literally called firetown, there’s no creativity here +--- 137041519 +>>137041507 +>Soul, Luca and Coco +Coco was decent but soul but lame and Luca was so fucking boring +--- 137041565 +>>137041232 +>wow 4 elements city this gonna be trippy and creative as fuck +The Zootopia City was pretty much the same idea but more creative, with all those different climatized zones and also different sizes. +--- 137041650 +>A heterosexual couple with no vagueness + +The world is recovering +--- 137041663 +>>137041494 +>>137041565 +I remember one of the trailers showed a scene with an ordinary chain link fence. The characters just passed right through it because neither of them are solid objects. I always thought it was odd that a world like this would even have that kind of fence to begin with, when it very obviously would not do its job. They even acknowledge in the scene how useless the fence is, as if hanging a lampshade justifies having it. +--- 137041700 +Oh boy I can't wait for the endless shit flinging between this movie both being woke and anti-woke at the same time, and when it inevitably wins all the awards over the Mario movie +--- 137041706 +>>137041700 +Fuck the academy +--- 137041732 +>>137041663 +>They even acknowledge in the scene how useless the fence is, as if hanging a lampshade justifies having it. +It's a jab at the mexican wall. +--- 137041756 +>>137031183 +>Bernie & Cinder +Underated names +--- 137041811 +>>137041663 +I guess it would stop the soil people still (unless they can just dig under) so maybe if there was more racial tension you'd have the other elements using different techniques to keep the others away. Water folk could simply have thick waterfall doorways and no fire person could ever enter. It's very strange they live in such a human world and some meta jokes won't smooth that over. +--- 137041831 +>>137032797 +>Disney +>Chad +Mutually exclusive +--- 137041903 +>>137039240 +Okay, Taras Bulba +--- 137041931 +>>137041706 +Academia is not for sexual +--- 137041969 +>>137031241 +Why the fuck is city hall extorting some random citizen to clean up a mess her tax dollars are supposed to pay for lol +I feel like they didn't put a lot of thought into this +--- 137041973 +>>137031282 +They've been doing this for years. +--- 137042002 +>>137031432 +ChatGPT could write a better story than this lol +--- 137042097 +>>137031432 +Well that was truly awful thank you. +--- 137042220 +I can't believe Disney is putting this out directly against the Flash. +--- 137042229 +>>137031183 +>>137031212 +Another Element ripped off from that one Anime +Loverly +--- 137042256 +The book illustrations look about a hundred times more appealing than the visuals of the actual film. Just...fucking make a film that looks like this, jesus. +Also, this is the most trite, boring ass plot I've seen in a long time. Maybe the movie is a bit more in depth, but with names like 'fire town', 'bernie', 'gale', I'm not exactly expecting much above the level of low hanging fruit. +--- 137042268 +>>137031269 +Shouldn't the water folk have an innate sense for leaks +--- 137042295 +>>137041811 +>soil people +That's what Norther Italians call Soouthern Italians +--- 137042311 +>>137039555 +nah, the elements did play into it. VERY badly and lazily, but it was there +--- 137042328 +>>137031169 (OP) +Nobody hasn't realized that the storybook versions are just really chopped up versions of the main story that misses a lot of details. + +It doesn't excuse the movies from being bad, but I do find it retarded to use the chopped up versions to form the judgement. Like, the movie could possibly have better telling of the story, than the storybook one that just tries to tell a "feel good" bullshittery instead. +--- 137042368 +>>137031410 +So why didn't he evaporate again. Also why didn't he turn into a cloud person? +--- 137042614 +>>137033773 +>shitty Generational Trauma +It's not even really generational trauma. It's like that discount version of it that white people pretend to have. +>I'm rich and successful with my family's successful business +>that makes me traumatized +Sure, Jan. +--- 137042984 +>>137031169 (OP) +kek +--- 137043363 +>>137041756 +This isn't going to work with any translation though. it's bad when Pixar of all places starts to sell on topical, local market jokes and not the international middle ground +--- 137043394 +>>137033773 +>inside out 2 comes out +>introducing your new friend.... PANIC ATTACK ! +--- 137043498 +>>137032797 +Nah. Mummies had a much better romantic straight couple than this boring crap and that also release this year. +--- 137043575 +>>137034995 +can't wait for the KH world +--- 137043976 +>>137042328 +details don't save a shit story. +--- 137045078 +>>137031269 +Around flamers don't relax. +--- 137045138 +>fire change water to steam +>fire melt earth to glass +>fire heats aird and can create flying devices +why isn't the fire race on top of that society, they are clearly the superior element, able to replace all the others or simply destroy them +--- 137045244 +>>137031219 +Imagine falling for an overly emotional government stooge. +--- 137045355 +>>137039073 +>Coco? +Shit +>Turning Red? +Shit +>Luca? +Shit +>Soul +Shit + +Anon you have the worst taste in film +--- 137045692 +>>137031432 +wow, pixar truly is dead +--- 137046598 +>>137031345 +>and in that bubble all the oxygen quickly ran out, snuffing out Embers flames and fucking killing her +--- 137046766 +Thanks for sharing OP. I don’t know how to describe it but it definitely wasn’t good, really boring and basic. If the movie is as dull as this book makes it out to be then I don’t even think dumb little kids will care for it. +--- 137046840 +steamy +--- 137047466 +>>137032441 +The modern DTVA cartoons are more effective racemixing propaganda tho. The gen A kids growing up with this stuff will go full colonizer mode +--- 137047526 +>>137038395 +>page 3: why is this bitch crying +>page 7: HOW is this bitch crying +--- 137048008 +>>137047466 +No kids watch those shit. Those shows are for grown ass men and women with anger issues and Disney know this well. +--- 137048533 +>>137041087 +It was Skydance's Meet the Robinsons +--- 137049092 +It's so boring, even the character and environment designs are so, so, boring and uninspired... +--- 137049134 +>>137031200 +>She has a FIERY PERSONALITY +I get it, because she's hot. What happened to Pixar writing, seriously? +--- 137049162 +>>137047466 +Don’t care, cute girls are cute girls. Molly and casey (not a MC but whatever) are great. +--- 137049230 +>>137038411 +It could be funny but yeah it be an awkward game to play with company. +--- 137049262 +>>137031368 +>Bernie took back the blue flame, he wouldn't retire +This is a good thing right? Now she can go make fucking glass like she wanted. +--- 137049281 +>>137031392 +>And then they hugged +This is a metaphor for they had hot, steamy sex inside of a sewer right? +--- 137049283 +>>137031410 +god is that it? +--- 137049321 +>>137039073 +>Coco +Is 5 years old so, I don't know if it counts anymore. +--- 137049324 +>>137031432 +Wait, why is Wade leaving with Ember? Doesn't he already have a job as a city inspector, what the hell is he meant to do? +--- 137049520 +>>137046840 +I love the poses. +--- 137049984 +>>137031183 +I just start reading this and I can fucking tell that water-boy will extinguish that blue flame as a cheap drama plot. +--- 137050117 +>>137031330 +>the crying game +“N- +--- 137050188 +>>137031392 +>Wade dies +>Ember is unscratched + +Shouldn’t she be the one dying? Or at least turned into a dwarf? +--- 137050333 +>>137031432 +>Going overseas for an internship to make your dreams come true. +>Going overseas just to follow a girl you just met, leaving your job and family and with nothing awaiting you there. + +This is the kind of shit, this is the kind of brainwashing shit that makes girls grow up with twisted expectations. + +Recently my cousin keep abandoning colleges just because his gf wanted this sort of princess endings wanting him to stick with her, and this Disney shit including HSM2&3 are the fucking shit that fuels this sort of selfish thinking in women. + +God lord, I hope my cousin gets a shitty future for simping, and I hope he marries his gf in a span of 2 years of relationship so both can get fucked, and I hope the same for any couple like them. +--- 137050433 +>>137032405 +LEGO sets have done this too. Giant man was a huge secret and it was just blantantly on the box before Civil War came out lmao. +--- 137050818 +>>137046598 +Lmao +--- 137051244 +>>137031330 +>Writing something as simple as a family meeting a new girlfriend. +>They need to fabricate an interaction that no one would realistically have so they can blatantly tell people the character’s insecurities. +>boils down to just flat out saying how much they love eachother with no nuance or subtlety. +This is genuine, grade A cringe. +--- 137051303 +>>137031410 +so they can kiss now? How does he not evaporate +--- 137051312 +>>137051303 +She can control her flame now or something. +--- 137051414 +>>137051244 +My god Futurama is hilarious +--- 137051434 +>>137051312 +oh so it's a metaphor about rape huh +--- 137051933 +So the fire people are asians and the water people are blacks. +What race are the earth and air people supposed to be? +--- 137052128 +Why would a water person have an in at a Glassfactory? Also since she could make Glass Art on her own at her own shop. Why would she want to become a faceless worker at some Corp? +--- 137052156 +>>137031410 +What was crying and from where? + +Was he a cloud? +--- 137052193 +>>137046840 +Someone please draw this scene with the roles reversed +--- 137052672 +>>137041700 +Isn't Spider-Verse 2 coming out this year? That'll sweep. +--- 137053024 +fire +>south americans +water +>north americans +earth +>africa and western europe +air +>east asians +--- 137053093 +>>137052156 +it comes from whatever the hell this thing is +--- 137053137 +>>137031219 +Wade looks like that emoji used by pedophiles. +--- 137053267 +>>137031169 (OP) +>Element City +>Fire names are EMBER, BERNIE, CINDER +>Wind names are GALE +>Earth names are FERN +>Fire girl has a fiery personality +>They are literally just called "Element Person", not even something 1% creative like Droplets or Burners or something + +I am not exaggerating when I say this level of "imagination" is CG TV preschool level. Or like, shitty overseas CG studio trying to make a movie for the first time. +--- 137053300 +>>137053267 +Calling the city "Element City" is so insane to me. It's like calling it "People City" God damn, it's so fucking lazy +--- 137053303 +>>137031392 +>>137031410 +>dude fake death lmao +I haven't watched a Pixar movie since Finding Dory so I don't know for sure, but I think WALL-E was the only one of these to get the concept right. Why are they still trying with it? +--- 137053324 +>>137031200 +>and has a fiery personality +Come on guys, really? It wasn't enough to make her a literal ball of fire, you need to spell it out with puns? +--- 137053351 +>>137031410 +>>137031368 +>The dam broke +>The crying game + +Are there missing pages or something? I saw Wade crying earlier, I don't remember a mention of "the crying game". And I don't remember them going by the dam in their journey through the city. I know these books are dumbed down versions of the movie, but generally, they still include all the setups and payoffs. +--- 137053364 +>>137053351 +Nevermind, I just looked it over and saw the glass dam. I thought that was the glass door to the flower garden that was flooded. +--- 137053390 +>>137031330 +What???? They hung out for one day +--- 137053401 +>>137031392 +>DANGEROUS FLOOD WATERS +>DEADLY TO WADE, THE WATER MAN +>HE SACRIFICES HIMSELF SO EMBER CAN... STAND THERE AND NOT GET AFFECTED BY THE DANGEROUS WATERS SOMEHOW + +I don't understand in the fucking slightest. +--- 137053410 +>>137031345 +So if that bubble pops, she'd fucking die right? +--- 137053422 +>>137041650 +>>137032797 +>straight love in a current year animated movie +Correct me if I'm wrong but what romance movie has come out that features a LGBT couple? Because last year movies either had no love interests or there were movies like Turning Red that had the MC lust after a boy and Puss in Boots with these two. I feel like people in /co/ like to overexaggerate how much gay shit we actually get. The day we get an actual LGBT romance story at the center of an animated movie is the day the world is doomed. +--- 137053440 +>>137049262 +I'm very confused by the conflict here. She loves her job but also wants nothing to do with it? +--- 137053471 +>>137031432 +>Daughter skips town with boyfriend that she's known for less than a week +First Hotel Transylvania and now this. Why do we keep acting like this abuser shit is romantic? +--- 137053503 +>>137053410 +Yep or be turned to just metal or stone maybe? +--- 137053534 +>>137053093 +What? That is even more confusing. +--- 137053557 +>>137053534 +The worldbuilding makes zero sense. Someone cooked this up in an afternoon and got all the funding to make it happen. +--- 137053633 +>>137031330 +Crying game??? + +What in the name of fuck is this trite +--- 137053877 +>>137042328 +Anon, we've gone through this EXACT song and dance for the past, what, 5 or so years? +>book comes out before the movie because Disney are greedy dumbasses +>book sums of the plot of the movie +>"Well we shouldn't judge because maybe there's more details in the movie!" +>movie comes out, it's pretty much exactly the same, with some details outright making the movie worse +>rinse and repeat +After a certain point you need to accept that these movies just plain suck. If the books can't persuade people with just a tl:dw, there isn't much of a chance the movie is going to fare better. +--- 137053957 +>>137053300 +It COULD work, Monster's Inc had Monstropolis for example. It just needs more than the bare fucking minimum of thought put into it. +--- 137053982 +>>137051933 +>earth +brown +>air +fag +--- 137054531 +Is this movie some sort of passion project of an industry veteran? Because I can’t see how Disney doesn’t see “bomb” written all over this film. +--- 137054549 +>>137041016 +Ignoring personal drama and accountability, he’s probably the most responsible for the post-2010 slump. +--- 137054585 +>>137054531 +Its a Pixar movie based on a simple concept, just like Inside Out. Disney is hoping lightning will strike twice. +--- 137055205 +bump +--- 137055454 +>>137031553 +>So Ember is an immigrant allegory. +Yeah, the story was written by some Asian chick drawing from her childhood like Turning Red. +--- 137055492 +>>137049262 +>>137053440 +She's sad that her dad is disappointed in her. +--- 137055496 +>>137054585 +more like a shitty short film someone accidentally released to full production. god i hate nudisney nupixar +--- 137055509 +>>137054531 +No, this is a generic "let's all get along" movie meant to appeal to woke diversity garbage. I'm not even going "lol racemix", that's hardly the problem. The problem this is the most by the numbers shit imaginable. Like something a third grader would write. +--- 137055581 +>>137047466 +The only mixed race character in that lineup is Molly though. Anne is full Thai, Luz is full Dominican, and Lunella is full black. +--- 137055629 +>>137053267 +Yeah, and the Fire people came from fucking Firetown. It's like they're trying to be the most generic movie possible. +--- 137055636 +This allegedly took Peter Sohn 7 whole years to create. +--- 137055650 +>>137039073 +>Coco? Turning Red? Luca? Soul? +All SHIT. Pixar hasn't been good since Toy Story 3. +--- 137055693 +>>137055629 +Maybe the AI is already writing scripts +--- 137055707 +>>137055636 +Fucking hell. Waste of time. Where there any development materials where this looked good? +--- 137055724 +>>137055492 +Well yea instead of being a cool self starter she's gonna become a corporate drone. +--- 137055729 +>>137042328 +I can still remember reading the first Spongebob movie storybook where he makes all the bucket helmets pop off the people by just saying a few words about being a kid. The rock song was him celebrating already saving the day rather than how he actively wins. So they could just be making up plot points that don't happen in the movie at all. +--- 137055783 +>>137053440 +And she was already making sculptures at the shop with her family approving of it. + +I'm so damn lost. +--- 137055945 +>>137031432 +This reads like one of those pirate made Disney movie summary books you could buy at the local bazaar in the 90s. I'm convinced that this is some children's' book adaptation for kindergartners that glosses over the more complicated stuff or it was simplified for some other reasons, such as not spoiling any twists or the villain. Either that, or this is another Cars: a movie for little children that adults won't like just because we're too far off from the target demographic. Well, not every cartoon can be a family movie. + +>>137037891 +LOL, no, Up exists. As long as it's just bad, it'll never top that boring, dumb, derivative, manipulative drivel. + +>>137039073 +>>137045355 +>>137055650 +Luca was good, Red and Coco are alright, Soul was weak. +--- 137056117 +>>137031169 (OP) +>>137031183 +>>137031200 +>>137031219 +>>137031241 +>>137031269 +>>137031302 +>>137031330 +>>137031345 +>>137031368 +>>137031392 +>>137031410 +>>137031432 +California used to make good animated movies. What the fuck happened? +--- 137056143 +>>137040923 +>What exactly happened to the production of that movie again? +We could be here all day if you want to know went down. Most of it we'll unfortunately never know because Disney memoryholes anything that makes them look bad. There was concept art going all the way back to 2009 where it appeared to treat the boy as a larger character who finds the dinosaur and they have more of a friend relationship instead of "dog and owner". Think something like Iron Giant. There was some gorgeous concept art in the background of features on the Up DVD. It was set to be Bob Peterson's solo directorial debut, which felt right because after Joe Ranft died he was probably the most overdue to move toward directing. Then at some point the characters got reversed so it's about a dinosaur who finds a boy. There was originally going to be an important character voiced by Bill Hader. + +The script got completely overhauled. Even though they had recorded all the lines and well into animating, they did a 100% reset on the production. Who knows if it was a Ratatouille situation where the original was clearly not working, or a Brave situation where the original was promising and John Lasseter got intimidated by a competing creative vision. Either way, Bob Peterson was kicked off the project and never really had a strong presence at Pixar again. Peter Sohn was made director and I assume his mission was to make a releasable movie by any means possible, so that's why I don't blame him for how it turned out, it was never HIS movie. They were only given a 1 year release date delay to manufacture whatever existing animated assets they had and produce a new movie with a completely new cast and story. Maybe that's one reason why the visuals are so hyperrealistic except for the jelly-bean looking main characters. It was a complete dumpster fire production I'd love to be a fly on the wall for. +--- 137056252 +>>137055945 (You) are really terrible at public debate. How do you expect to have anybody treat what you're saying seriously after saying Up is the worst Pixar movie. + +When you make an outlandish claim, it's your responsibility to be aware that most people will not agree with you and work uphill to justify yourself. Autists will never understand this. diff --git a/co/137031629.txt b/co/137031629.txt index 085469694defddb2525d46bbaac4818effd3222a..1d0adf75269b2875f1d45b89c77da32fdb1bd340 100644 --- a/co/137031629.txt +++ b/co/137031629.txt @@ -130,3 +130,187 @@ I just take it as he doesn’t want to think he owes Fisk anything since he has --- 137039090 >>137031629 (OP) bump +--- 137039484 +>>137033873 + +Very Hunter Rose of him! +--- 137039628 +>>137032193 +hilarious +--- 137040045 +>>137032887 +>support your local comic store! +The last time I checked in with my local comics store (one of two in my entire city and the only one that has an actual storefront) the owner had no idea what 2000 AD was or any titles from it until I mentioned Judge Dredd and when I asked about Franco-Belgian titles he said "what, like comics in french?". I decided to go for low-hanging fruit and asked if they had Invincible trades. Nope. Same deal for Hellboy/BPRD, any Dark Horse Star Wars at all and any issues of Heavy Metal or Mad more than about a year old as well and this pattern repeated itself until I ran out of things to look for and/or ask about. + +I don't expect everyone who owns a comics store to be a human encyclopedia of all sequential art ever published or to have a warehouse of obscure treasures to pick through but god damn. Thanks for reading my blog. +--- 137041093 +>>137031629 (OP) +Oh shit, the last issue's out? Bumping to read. +--- 137042793 +reading bump +--- 137042857 +>>137031629 (OP) +wtf, 4chan user being based?! +--- 137042902 +>>137042857 +Sometimes it happens +--- 137042925 +>>137040045 +Did you walk into a butcher shop by accident? +--- 137043416 +>>137031827 + +>have an army of bodyguards +>they still allow someone to touch your guy +--- 137043552 +>>137040045 +I genuinely don’t believe you. You probably went into a collectibles store that sells a few comics. +--- 137043940 +>>137032727 +Spider-Man books... being light and fun? Where's the misery? Where's the relationship drama? Where's my mystery box! +--- 137044031 +>>137043416 +Being fair they aren't really bodyguards for Kingpin, more just an entourage to flex. Remember, Kingpin could wipe his ass with most baselevel humans in Marvel. +--- 137044224 +>>137043940 +>Where's my mystery box! +LOLD +What's in the daaaaamnn booox?! +--- 137044312 +>>137044224 +What's in the booooox!? +--- 137044426 +>>137032752 +It's fun when villains who are part of the same rogues gallery know each other. +--- 137044481 +>>137040045 +Were they new? +--- 137044522 +>>137034639 +He should have just donated it to charity desu. +--- 137044643 +Thanks for posting this OP, it was supriningly fun read, I will see if/when I can grab this series. +--- 137044785 +>>137032640 +>>137032619 +>Neferia with a gun +Isn't he supposed to be a super strong guy or a vampire? +--- 137044944 +>>137044785 +He's trained with guns too, but his abilities usually make conventional weaponry unnecessary. +--- 137045045 +>>137044944 + +>Ionic Energy Form: Count Nefaria is currently a being of ionic energy similar to Wonder Man and Atlas. He has no need for air, food, or water and is virtually immortal. Most recently he has also been able to use ionic energy for simple constructs such as a lasso. +>Immortality +>Regenerative Healing Factor +>Self-Sustenance +>Superhuman Strength: Count Nefaria possesses great strength rivaling the likes of Thor and the Hulk. He is capable of lifting well in excess of 100 tons. +>Superhuman Speed: Nefaria is able to run, leap, and fly at tremendous speeds. Nefaria has been clocked at being able to fly at speeds of 5,000 miles per hour. +>Superhuman Stamina: Nefaria's ionic body produces considerably less lactic acids than the bodies of ordinary humans. He can exert himself at peak capacity for several days before fatigue begins to affect him. +>Superhuman Senses: The Count's sight, smell, touch taste and hearing are all magnified to undisclosed degree's; making him acutely aware of his immediate surroundings. Able to hear and observe movement and mechanical deployment within a heavily fortified underground facility with ease. +>Invulnerability: Nefaria's body is incredibly resilient to physical injury. He is capable of withstanding high caliber bullets, falls from tremendous heights, tremendous concussive forces, and temperature extremes without sustaining injury. +>Superhuman Agility: Count Nefaria's agility and bodily coordination are enhanced to levels beyond the human body's natural limits. +>Energy Manipulation: Like Williams, Count Nefaria has the ability to discharge copious amounts of his own Ionic force at will. Primarily he was only able to fire powerful lasers from his eyes. After Osborn's failed Siege of Asgard, he proved he could also discharge it from his hands as well. +--- 137045058 +>>137045045 +>Solid Energy Constructs/Simulated Telekinesis: After his resurrection, Count Nefaria could solidify his energy into makeshift versatile Constructs, to the effect of shaping his energy around abstracts to lift and move around objects similar to telekinesis. +>Teleportation: In later appearances, Nefaria would learn some form of a spontaneous matter transportation technique that allowed him to disappear and reappear at will. +>Ionic Vampirism: Count Nefaria must drain other ionic beings in order to maintain his power. Theoretically, he could similarly draw strength from and gain control over gamma powered individuals due to its duality with ionic energy. He is able to influence those he has drained from. In a sense, he has become an 'ionic vampire' +>Ionic Conversion: Through unknown means, Count Nefaria is able to convert an Ionic Being's physical appearance to one of pure energy, as was the case with Atlas, whom had yet to undergo his transformation into pure ionokinetic energy like Simon or himself. This makes it easier for Nefaria to control those with powers similar to his own. +--- 137045161 +>>137045045 +>>137045058 +I find it funny such an insanely strong character is such a jobber, but maybe it's because he's so strong (on paper) that he jobs +--- 137045184 +>>137032887 + +Thanks, OP. +--- 137045195 +>>137045161 +Kind of like Thor but doubly so because villains are made to be overcome. +--- 137045898 +>>137032549 +Almost as good as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpUXCVqHAWw [Embed] +--- 137046040 +>>137031827 +>>137032121 + +>non-pussy Peter Parker + +Huh. I had forgotten what that was like. +--- 137046095 +>>137032549 +That has got to be the best thing spiderman has ever done kek +--- 137046116 +>>137032887 +That was nice. +--- 137046550 +>>137042925 +I wish. + +>>137043552 +>I genuinely don’t believe you. You probably went into a collectibles store that sells a few comics. +Nope. Character murals on the front with "1000s of comics" proudly advertised and indeed there was the usual sea of white cardboard boxes inside. And yes the guy I talked to was the owner. + +>>137044481 +The store wasn't but I think the ownership has changed more than once in the last few years. +--- 137047240 +>>137045898 +Spider-Man and Kakashi from Naruto should compare techniques. +--- 137047969 +>>137032640 +>>137032652 +>>137032687 +>>137032717 +>>137032727 +>>137032743 +>>137032752 +>>137032801 +>>137032832 +>>137032843 +>>137032876 +Holy shit, this entire issue was a blast. So many good matchups and gag moments. Truly, classic PAD right here. I only wish Count Nefaria had gotten taken down in a more entertaining way. + +Even if PAD never writes comics again, this was a pretty decent series to go out on. I wish him nothing but the best. +--- 137048683 +>>137047969 +Yep. PAD might be ailing but his writing sure isn't. +--- 137049008 +Best of luck to PAD. This was great but I really hope this isn't his last comic. +--- 137049674 +>>137031703 +Months back when I heard he was doing a new "new ff" mini I was super excited about it, then it came out and it was the most mediocre garbage I've read in years. Fat fucks just been phoning it in for years writing as much garbage as he could cause he still owed the IRS from not paying his taxes decades ago. +--- 137050104 +This was fun and if you don't like it, that's fine. No one's forcing you to enjoy good comics +--- 137051629 +>>137050104 +This. To me, it reads pretty great. I didn't know he was ill until this thread. +--- 137052085 +>>137045161 +>>137045195 +Nefaria can't still have those powers, he gets injured by a gun. Fully powered he was nearly Sentry tier. He certainly wouldn't need other villains, he was handily fighting one of the strongest Avengers lineups solo. +--- 137052241 +>>137052085 +One time the Hulk got beaten by Hawkeye. I'm glad I'm not a powerlevelfag. I'd have gone insane. +--- 137052384 +>>137052085 +This is a flashback so these events happened before Dark Reign. +--- 137052555 +>>137044785 +His power levels have fluctuated over the years, the more important issue should be that he was believed dead for years, during the whole of the Joe Fixit era, and didn't come back until the late 90s. Whiplash should be in his Blacklash identity for the time of this story, too, unless it's some random new Whiplash. +--- 137053431 +>>137052241 +PIS is the bane of many who want to know how their favorite heroes and villains measure up to each other. +--- 137054686 +>>137044312 +I understand this reference. +--- 137055080 +>>137031940 +>now pig latin +lol +--- 137055294 +How was that Crossroads Spidey comic? Good? +--- 137056452 +>>137055294 +? diff --git a/co/137032631.txt b/co/137032631.txt index 019aa7a831934aff94540d4a39c7f81bcb0e23e6..3bf10c41788483db87f1ae18bf448cf64607e002 100644 --- a/co/137032631.txt +++ b/co/137032631.txt @@ -881,3 +881,955 @@ Wrong --- 137039229 >>137039032 damn man were you trying to prove his point? +--- 137039332 +>>137039070 +Spoken like a man who never fucked a guy on the down low, you pussy. +--- 137039374 +>>137032631 (OP) +This has to be the worst possible choice of character to make asexual. +--- 137039429 +>>137039229 +It's been an age since I read Hellblazer but didn't Constantine just wake up after fucking some guy, it wasn't really a thing? I figure the complaint is "pandering", not bisexuals being allowed to roam free raping our sons and daughters. +--- 137039461 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Comes out as asexual +I don't mind not being sex-haver/wanter but why is this even a thing? So called asexuals have existed since time immemorial and have never been persecuted outside of the occasional false accusation of being gay +--- 137039478 +>>137032926 +Don't be retarded +--- 137039541 +>>137032877 +>backlash for "erasing bisexuals". +They are already doing that by making the bisexuals 100% homosexuals. +--- 137039577 +>>137039429 +He’s been bisexual for couple of decades +--- 137039586 +>>137039461 +Just look at this thread to see how angry people are at the concept of asexual people existing and insisting it’s not real +--- 137039721 +>>137037882 +Be honest with me, Gwen Abuse Anon +You got off on her being raped, didn't you? +--- 137039746 +>>137039586 +I don't think that's why people are upset. +--- 137039758 +Being asexual is fine. Coming out as asexual and wearing it like a badge makes you a gender ideology hipster jackass. +--- 137039770 +>>137039721 +nta, but didn't we all +--- 137039777 +>>137039225 +Right. +You even put fucking Tim Drake on that list, what were you thinking +--- 137039795 +>>137039586 +I don't know. Outside of a few anons saying it doesn't exist, this thread is pretty tame. I expected a lot more shit flinging. +--- 137039801 +>>137039777 +I’m stating objective facts. +--- 137039821 +>>137039795 +At this point, most people just grew numb to identity politics. +--- 137039823 +>>137039721 +I got off on Jean ragdolling her in Roguelike. ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME +--- 137039824 +>>137039461 +Honestly? It's popular to classify your sexual identity in over-precise terms and there's a lot of back and forth between people who want to bully others for atypical sexuality and people who flaunt their sexual interests online. I've never seen any prejudice towards low sex drives other than mean words online, personally. +--- 137039856 +>>137034835 +Sex and romance doesn't need to be part of every story. Many stories don't feature death, that doesn't mean that the characters must be inhuman immortals. Many stories don't feature divorce and abortion, that doesn't mean the characters must be Catholic. + +You don't need to identify yourself by a label announcing who or what or how frequently you want to fuck. + +I like hiking. Some people don't like hiking. Some people don't have time for hiking but might like it if they tried. When I see a story, and the characters have never been shown hiking, I'm not like "Oh!! They must be non-hikers or acehikers!!! They are a completely unique separate class of humans who specifically don't hike!!!" We don't know the characters' feelings about hiking, because hiking just isn't relevant to the story. +--- 137039891 +>>137032954 +Asexual means you can fuck yourself anything else is just some bullshit created by people that want on the alphabet attention racket +--- 137039898 +Gwenpool is not asexual. Gwenpool longs for me, and her creator, heather antos and I, are a married couple. Get fucked you loser homos +--- 137039899 +>>137039586 +I see your point anon, its baffling and yet it feels like a symptom of the current culture war like how people do retarded shit in the name of political affiliations like rolling coal or bring-your-kids-to-drag shows +--- 137039927 +>>137039891 +Asexual means you can reproduce on your own. I fuck myself all the time, I'm not asexual. +--- 137039935 +>>137039891 +>they want attention and that’s bad +>so let me now bitch and whine about it endlessly till the end of time how much I hate to give them attention even though it does not impact my life at all +--- 137039942 +They should call themselves nonsexual. If they don't want to look like complete fools, then they should acknowledge that asexual is an established term with a definition in the field of biology. People are sick of words not meaning anything anymore. + +>>137034889 +Who. Cares. Just don't have sex. Nobody needs to know your inner libido or whatever. Plenty of straight and gay people are celibate by choice, they probably face the same pressures that asexual-identifying people do. It's not Oppression based on your identity. + +I don't believe in astrology. I'm not attacking the existence of astrologers just because I don't believe in their ideology or preferences. Continue being asexual. You are in the exact same boat as celibate people, nothing is unique about being nonsexual. +--- 137039986 +>>137038085 +--- 137040003 +Asexual is just cope for being too much of a fuck up to last in a relationship. + +I'm just true and honest about not wanting to stand the antics of a woman.But some women go the Asexual route to avoid being called whores. Meanwhile us men can fuck and dump the lonely girls we met in Pokemon Discord Channels. +--- 137040190 +>>137032711 +Whenever you get the opportunity I would be interested in a storytime, might as well close this out now that we're at the end +--- 137040234 +>>137037161 +They do this on purpose. Marvel hates their fans and wants them to suffer. +--- 137040251 +>>137039942 +>They should call themselves nonsexual + +That doesn’t really make sense because they can still have romantic feelings, they just don’t want to have sex. +--- 137040341 +>>137037940 + +An Asexual is an incel who doesn't sperg out but wants attention for having no sex. +--- 137040383 +Man, all this opression olympics garbage is getting more and more retarded by the day. +Imagine believing that you're oppressed or marginalized because you're not interested in sex as if anyone of note in recorded history has ever given a fuck about that beyond thinking it's weird. +Fucking christ, Americans are beyond retarded. +--- 137040416 +>>137040383 +Nobody is saying that. Stop projecting. +--- 137040435 +>>137040416 +Stop using words you don't understand, ESL. +--- 137040480 +>>137039032 +Is Connor Hawke really a retcon? He was always portrayed as asexual, they just recently labeled it. +--- 137040600 +>>137040480 +Dixon tried to make him straight when people were thinking maybe he’s gay due to all the “no sex to me despite women throwing themselves at me” thing Dixon liked to do. He even doubled down by making him sleep with Shado. Making him asexual is a retcon because originally he was intended by Dixon to just be so very stoic and detached from sexual feelings due to being brought up in a monastery. +--- 137040683 +>>137040600 +they really stuck it to dixon for making morally upright, responsible, and chaste guys. They're all in the parade now +--- 137040729 +>>137035015 +>Ok that makes sense. Her being asexual probably just means that self-inserters can’t pretend that they’re her object of desire. +>Implying +You already have people wanting to fuck lesbian characters, you think being asexual will change anything? +--- 137040791 +>>137038055 +ryona sure, but the threat of it or peril overall are grand. +--- 137040803 +>>137032631 (OP) +>people still read comics +--- 137040878 +>>137040803 +>gachafag calling anyone brain damaged +--- 137040893 +>>137032631 (OP) +>asexual +>coming out + +you can only pick one. it would be like attributing hair color to baldness. no one "comes out" as nothing. there's nothing to come out with. it's retarded +--- 137040896 +>>137040341 +Asexuals do sperg out. Adopting the label and talking about it as if anyoine gives a shit instead of just, y'know, not having sex is already sperging out. +--- 137040925 +>>137032679 +You needed bots posting circular logic to say that it is, when in reality it's and identity built upon an inherent wall between what many people consider a crucial connection in their relationship, one that people like you can only fake for the sake of your partner's happiness. +You view sex as a distraction +But from what? +--- 137040935 +>>137037194 +That is until sales tank or it causes some social media outrage that causes the character to go on hiatus or be shelved until they can be reworked +--- 137040942 +>>137032631 (OP) +Somewhere……Tracy Scops is crying. +--- 137040946 +>>137040896 +I've seen some fringe circles use it as a way of claiming they don't wan to consent to any sex preformed on them, or that they want sexual acts to be used as punishment in a non-sexual manner +--- 137040984 +>>137037194 +Not really. Barely any if the writers actually read the comics. +This shit will be retconned in her next appearance. +--- 137041001 +>>137040683 +It’s a consequence of Dixon writing in a way where everyone else thinks “this is not chaste, this is pretty gay, bruh” +--- 137041025 +But wasn’t she the girlfriend of Quiten Quire for a while in West Coast Avengers +--- 137041029 +>>137037194 +The only issue with Iceman being gay was how it was handled by Bendis. It would have also made more sense if he was bisexual. But he’s gay now and it’s fine. At least it gives him an angle as not being the boring one of the O5 nobody cares beyond his powers +--- 137041038 +>>137041025 +Asexual people can date people. Dating doesn’t mean just fucking, you know. +--- 137041041 +>>137040383 +Not quite true. You can get shit on for not being interested in sex - men, obviously, with women it's the opposite. Self-identified asexuals calling themselves such on the internet are inviting abuse on themselves, but you have to be over 30 or in holy orders to not get a little blowback for not sowing your oats. I agree about the oppression olympics, I'd like people to be a little more proportionate. +--- 137041048 +>>137041029 +>At least it gives him an angle +He's literally a gay caricature now, complete with rainbows in every appearance. Gay has become his only character trait +--- 137041064 +>>137041038 +It means that you identify as being insipid and emotionless, the only general idea of a feeling you have is the mask of vague positivity. +--- 137041075 +>>137041048 +That fine. +His trait used to be the youngest X-Man. But once the All New All Different came along and with Kitty, he lost that trait. +Warren will always be the richest. Beast will always be the smartest. But Bobby will never be the youngest again. +But now he can be the gayest. +--- 137041077 +>>137041038 +>Dating doesn’t mean just fucking, you know. +My last GF dumped me because I didn't put out, please advise. +--- 137041078 +>>137041038 +>Dating doesn’t mean just fucking +--- 137041098 +>>137036723 +People sick with Heteronormativity bs +--- 137041115 +>>137041038 +>Dating doesn’t mean just fucking, you know. +True + +But it also doesn't preclude fucking either + +If you think you can have a non-physical romantic relationship, you're high +--- 137041117 +>>137041077 +Advice: put out you weirdo. +Otherwise this girl knows you’re wasting her time. +--- 137041118 +>>137041075 +>That fine. +You are what is killing comic books +--- 137041123 +>>137041098 +I'd ask them if they've considered female circumcision yet, since they obviously don't need that rather intrusive set-up down there anymore +--- 137041131 +>>137041077 +Probably nympho +So congrats for dodged a bullet +--- 137041142 +>>137036723 +People want the attention and societal benefits of becoming a fag without putting in the effort of fucking a dude or cutting their dick off. +Same deal as nonbinary +--- 137041168 +>>137041038 +what is dating then? why don't you just be friends and call it hanging out? are you retarded? +--- 137041169 +>>137041064 +That's psychopathy. Asexuals are people with low sex drives who over-identify with internet trends. Entirely harmless. +--- 137041171 +>>137041048 +So what. What was his gimmick before? He didn’t have one. He stuck around because of O5 and all they ever could think of doing with him was give him shitty relationship stories. And couple of times having an asshole dad that you can’t really do much without it being entirely repetitive +--- 137041193 +>>137041115 +You can have that. It just isn’t the norm. + +>>137041168 +What is marriage without sex? Happens all the time as you grow older. Sex is not inherent to being with someone. Otherwise the entire relationship would revolve around fucking every second yourself together but that isn’t how it actually works +--- 137041196 +>>137041029 +>made more sense if he was bisexual + +no. it would have made more sense if they had mad BEAST bisexual, sense he actually had a bromance with wonderman when he was an avenger. writers having hims say he's gay was done on a whim + +iceman as straightup gaslighted in to being gay. it wasn't even a retcon because retcons change the story. they asspulled a younger time travel version + +>bendis +bendis's existence is an issue. the fact that you acknowledge he's trash but then plead a special case for iceman just proves you're coping + +>>137041075 +>that fine +no the fuck it isn't. +--- 137041204 +>>137041169 + +I wouldn't say that since >>137041142 has a point. Taking attention away from the actual LGBT and all.. +--- 137041205 +>>137041169 +Who's to say asexuality is not merely a meek, inoffensive type of psychopathy? +--- 137041212 +>>137041078 +>Dating doesn’t mean just fucking +Yes. Why men are so sex-crazed? +--- 137041224 +>>137041212 +Because we cannot express our trust through emotions or words. Sex is the only way to express trust in a way that emphasizes its actual value in a relationship +--- 137041241 +>>137041193 +>what is marriage without sex then? + +failure. + +https://bedbible.com/sexless-marriage-statistics/ + +it's like you don't know basic shit + +https://www.thenovuscenter.com/resources-los-angeles/regular-sex/ + +https://www.masterclass.com/articles/how-important-is-sex-in-a-relationship + +https://www.verywellmind.com/why-should-you-have-sex-more-often-2300937 +--- 137041256 +>>137041212 +>demand to be placated +>literally expecting to be groomed by men since men will still want sex later + +women are fucking geniuses +--- 137041264 +>>137041224 +>sex expresses trust + +oh boy wait til someone tells you about cheating, which is sex with another person. i guess expressing trust with multiple people is too meta for the normies +--- 137041268 +>>137032631 (OP) +how do you "come out" as "asexual"? +--- 137041363 +>>137041171 +>all they ever could think of doing with him was give him shitty relationship stories +But it's fine when they do it now because he's gay? +--- 137041377 +>>137041268 +The funny thing is she didn't, someone else told her +>you might be asexual +and the comic ends before Gwen can think about it or respond. That being said of course the answer will be yes because there would be so much backlash if they were doing a fake out +--- 137041385 +>>137041204 +As a fag, I guess I don't care? What are they doing other than being overly online? +--- 137041387 +>>137040925 +Sex is a distraction from masturbation. +--- 137041391 +>>137041241 +haven't you heard of lesbian bed death. if they can do it, it'll work out it's not like 44% of them.......oh no +--- 137041394 +>>137041196 +>Beast made more sense bc Wonder Man + +Yeah, no. +--- 137041454 +>>137041196 +no, not gaslighted. BRAINWASHED +--- 137041472 +>>137041363 +There is novelty in him having relationships not filled with drama. As well as dealing with being openly gay now. It is different from okay now he dates this girl but it doesn’t mean anything. +--- 137041478 +>>137032631 (OP) +Well, okay then, this is fine unless I missed her being hypersexual or something, its not like her being a Hikamori is super opposed to this anyway. + +It's not like she was super popular anyway after the gwen craze died down, I liked her intial run but it's clear she doesn't have a lot of readers. +--- 137041500 +>>137032926 +Why do people get so personally offended about asexuality to the point of denying its existence? Someone doesn’t have an attraction to anything, big woop, are you seriously going to get legitimately mad about it? +--- 137041539 +>>137041500 +It offends certain people when an individual exists who by default wouldn’t be interested in fucking them even in theory +--- 137041548 +>>137041539 +Well this is the imageboard that has an obsession with thinking about fags and trannies every day in a frothing rage. So maybe you’re right +--- 137041596 +>>137041472 +So you are ok with it being the same crap but he fucks dudes now. Oh and he reminds the reader he's gay with an empowering speech now too. +You're right, that fixed him! +--- 137041627 +>>137041596 +Yes, his gay relationships are novel and different. And don’t take much space. It’s new and gives him slightly more interesting things to do. It is an improvement. +--- 137041660 +>>137041627 +>his gay relationships are novel and different +Literally how are they different beyond it being a gay couple +> It’s new and gives him slightly more interesting things to do +So you admit that it's literally only more interesting to you because it's gay +--- 137041691 +>>137041660 +Being gay in part makes it different and new and interesting because it hasn’t been done to death with the character. Eventually it will stop being interesting when it’s been done enough but for now there is novelty in it. Try to keep up. This isn’t hard to understand. +--- 137041800 +>>137041500 +Unsure but it's a prominent online "orientation" it'll doubtless catch shit. +--- 137041817 +>>137041500 +because at least with dudes, they have to nut just to be healthy. lack of sex is literally unhealthy for men. it's a medical fact. +--- 137041824 +>>137041800 +What I don’t get is the fact it makes people so mad they prefer to deny it. Even the people who seethe about gays and trannies don’t even do that. I’m asexual and don’t really think about it all that much not do I ever post about it. But whenever the subject is brought up in a thread the seething is astounding. I dont get why someone would be this upset over someone they’ve never met nor ever will meet not wanting to fuck them. You’d think an asexual broke into their house, fucked their mom and shot their dog. +--- 137041837 +>>137041817 +But why do (you) get angry over it? If you think someone else is unhealthy why do you get so worked up? It doesn’t affect you at all in any way nor does it affect people who aren’t that individual. It’s getting mad over nothing. +--- 137041840 +>>137041817 +What, prostate cancer? You can just jack it man. +--- 137041848 +>>137041387 +Based +--- 137041855 +>>137041800 +>it's a prominent online "orientation" + +It’s not. People who get offended by the idea of asexuality just have to double down and insist it is because for some reason they get triggered +--- 137041873 +>>137041855 +I'm that anon. I don't fuck, really. Very rarely. I'm not triggered by the idea of people not having sex. +--- 137041878 +>>137036936 +I would go with a 4~8 issue mini team up with Dr Doom, dealing with some wacky magical artifact hunt or some other cosmic horror stuff turned into a fun adventure between two characters that can turn their world logic & physics into a pretzel. +--- 137041920 +>>137032926 +I used to absolutely this but if your sex drive is so low its nonexistent for all practical intents and purposes sure you might as well just call yourself that. I think that happens. Maybe it's a medical hormone issue but that doesn't mean doctors even know how to treat every pathology that causes it and if it's not actually bothering you, who cares? + +Same thing with people who just have no interest in romance. Okay, maybe you could argue that qualifies as "neurodivergent," but who cares if it does? And it might not even, it seems like it was really normally historically for marriage to be more like a duty than something people even wanted to do. +--- 137041926 +>>137037792 +There's a second option which is having an actual hormonal imbalance leading to a complete lack of arousal +I have a friend that's like that, and I would usually call bs on asexuality but his whole body is so fucked that I believe it +--- 137041949 +>>137041691 +The novelty died 5 years ago, no one is reading comics anymore because making thier favorite characters gay was a bad move. The only ones reading these shit books are the people writing them, who are bunch of tumblr retards with social issues. Turning Iceman gay, who clearly was well respected enough, backfired. And he, along with every other comic character that comes out since 2016, gets massively shit on by the internet. The only ones supporting this bad behavior are the million dollar companies who don't want to be sued for "misrepresenting" which only makes things worse because instead of creating new characters that so happen to be LGBT, they rather turn pre-existing characters into hollow puppets to fit thier ideologies. Because they don't have enough of a creative bone to make enduring characters that so happen to be LGBT. +--- 137041951 +>>137041926 +Spectrum, whatever, bullshit, etc. "Asexual" is a practical way to say "no sex, thanks". Not that practical as this thread shows. +--- 137041956 +>>137036936 +I'd have her team up with Loki, the God of Stories, in their quest to free everyone, but maybe write it as a tragedy because she doesn't have the staying power to change anyone much less kick off an Event. +--- 137041960 +>>137041691 +So once again, to you being gay is what has made him interesting and you admit that this doesn't actually do anything to fix the problems with his character. +--- 137042048 +>>137041949 +Wow, so much /polco/ brain rot in here that I don’t even know where to begin. +--- 137042062 +>>137041960 +Bobby having a new and never before done thing is interesting, yes. New is always interesting. It’s not a long term “fix” but I never claimed that. What it does is that it given the character more intrigue and potential for stories that he’s had in years, because power level wank certainly hasn’t. +--- 137042074 +>>137041500 +Beats me, like I guess it probably because the social norms are changing and now it's inappropriate to get into people's business about their sex interests or lack of. Most normies are pretty chill about the whole thing, it's the "can't take no for a answer" retards that have trouble grasping boundaries and preferences +--- 137042119 +>>137032954 +I preferred when we called these people "Frigid." +--- 137042144 +>>137042119 +>I liked it better when we used a word that had solely negative connotations and was basically a slur + +Yeah, I’m not surprised you di +--- 137042225 +>Reading wacky Deadpool version of an alternate universe Spider-Man/Girl version of Gwen Stacy, a character that was killed off fifty years ago +Anyone reading this shit should not be surprised at how retarded it is +--- 137042245 +>>137042048 +Sorry for for being more educated than you?? +--- 137042286 +>>137041256 +Cmon anon +You pay for dates because you want to enjoy being together. +Dates are an investment in relationships +It is not a transaction to turn money into sex +--- 137042350 +>>137032877 +To be fair, she could still be biromantic. +--- 137042377 +>>137032894 +>>137032916 +Asexual arent aromantic +--- 137042396 +>>137042062 +New is not always interesting, why would you ever believe that. +And in what way does sucking cock make Bobby a character with more intrigue or potential for stories? +Being gay and power level wank are the only two things modern x-writers are capable of +--- 137042426 +Gwen is aggressively bisexual. Every comic she's creaming herself over Miles or Lady Thor. Gwen is a femcel, not an asexual. +--- 137042454 +>>137041500 +I am a man of logic and we've yet to find out how the human brain works. These labels are based on behavorial patterns that differ from indivudal to individual and yet fall under the same label. Which of course makes the label arbitrary. This ace wants to fuck, this ace has the libido of greenery, it doesn't fucking mean anything. +--- 137042473 +>>137042454 +>it doesn’t mean anything +Ok so you yourself admit it, so why do you get so mad whenever it’s mentioned? You said it yourself, it affects nothing and no one, so why are you so upset? +--- 137042497 +>>137042473 +It's a waste of words, and misuse of the english language. "Asexuality" in litreal terms means absence of sexuality, not "I might not be as horny as some other people, sometimes, I don't know honestly." Why do you think people are so confused? They now think Gwenpool possess the drive of a stem of garlic. +--- 137042511 +>>137042497 +>it’s a waste of words +Ok? Why would you get violently mad and rant on a Pakistani model airplane kit forum whenever it’s mentioned? Isn’t going on at length about a waste of words also a waste of words? Being upset about something that affects no one is a waste of time and energy. +--- 137042516 +>>137042511 +It's called having a discussion, but I see now you just want to waste my time. Do you have anything to add to what I've written? +--- 137043082 +>>137042144 +>>I liked it better when we used a word that had solely negative connotations and was basically a slur + +Words get a "negative connotation" because the subject rubs off on the descriptive word. + +If you think "disabled" is a bad word than you're the problem, and the reason they invent new words for the same thing every second year nowadayas +--- 137043113 +>>137033247 +>Spoiler + +The cancer keeps re-emerging to ruin everything I care for. +--- 137043253 +>>137041500 +Because it's not real +--- 137043280 +>>137039935 +>>they want attention and that’s bad +Yes +--- 137043287 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Gwenpool comes out with a hormone deficiency and moderate depression +--- 137043288 +>>137032631 (OP) +>2015 +>Gwenpool comes out +>2023 +>Gwenpool comes out +--- 137043329 +>>137042396 +Because it’s new ground for the character that can be explored and focuses on the character rather than his powers +--- 137043353 +>>137042497 +Oh okay so you’re being a language Nazi even though the term today is part of the common day venarcular? +--- 137043388 +>>137043082 +No, it happens when people keep intentionally using the word as a slur and it ultimately gets associated to being a slur first and foremost. Just like woke went from meaning someone aware of social issues and injustices until right wingers just started spamming it everywhere while whining and using it as just a word for bad and now if you say woke everyone knows you’re being a whiny conservative cunt whose opinions are shit. +--- 137043521 +Doesn’t this kid of screw her over going forward though. +She can no longer flirt or be sexy with other characters anymore. And that was a big draw for Gwenpool. +--- 137043546 +>>137043388 +Woke became an insult because people who are woke are self-righteous and insufferable cunts. +So like soccer moms or karens or whatever you'd call overly in-your-face religious people. +It's part of the reason that 'chud' hasn't met with the same success. It's not doubling down on what's there, it's just trying to throw shade with a nonsense term. +--- 137043574 +>>137043546 +To add to this, it's also the reason 'ignorant hillbilly' has lost its' bite. Being outside cities doesn't limit access to information like it once did, those hillbillies have internet like everyone else. When they were cut-off, then it had more truth to it and it stuck. +--- 137043662 +>>137043388 +Yes, i literally said the subject of the word rubs off on the descriptive term, you gave an example on why i'm right thank you chud +--- 137043690 +>Zoomers label and categorize themselves as silly things for attention and because they cannot properly understand or articulate any feelings or ideas whatsoever because of their lack of real life socialization +>>137043388 +Everyone was making fun of "woke" because it started as online retards, particularly young black men wasting their time on conspiracy theories or dumb takes about politics rather than doing anything productive with their lives. They were also horribly ignorant while posturing themselves as intelligent +--- 137043719 +>>137042377 +No, but pseudoromance is still not good, because the entire point is none of those feelings are coming from a real place +--- 137043736 +>2023 +>still caring about the MCU +Truly pathetic, nigga. +--- 137043745 +>>137043690 +It wears off after 2 years because gays get the idea that this label was created to replace them and drive them into extinction +--- 137043762 +This bitch is literally intrusively sexual in tons of the comics I've read. +We don't want her. +--- 137043776 +Okay +--- 137043788 +>>137041117 +I don't want to. I will, of course, to please my next partner, but it's a chore. +>>137041131 +Feels like bad advice, I'll stick with the sexually normal people's opinions thanks. +--- 137043806 +>>137043521 +I think it's so a future writer can do a story where she gets raped, and her attacker says it doesn't count, because he wasn't attracted to her +--- 137043814 +>>137043776 +Yeah. Why is Whitley ignoring her relationship with Quintin Quire? +--- 137043828 +>>137043788 +>I don't want to. I will, of course, to please my next partner, but it's a chore. +Whatever genitals you currently have should be removed and have their stump burned with a blowtorch +It's not like they were ever functioning before anyway +--- 137043859 +Remember there are multiple Gwen's, this is not our marshmallow Gwen, so don't worry. +--- 137043874 +>>137043859 +Sorry mMarvel Marketer but your attempt at saving this is far too late. You're already making me develop intrusive thoughts of bombing intensive care units and forcing women to be circumcized and nullified +--- 137043890 +>>137043814 +Because newfags run the industry +--- 137043921 +>>137043828 +>Whatever genitals you currently have should be removed and have their stump burned with a blowtorch +That's a little harsh, I'm over here giving people orgasms for no return. Who bit you? +--- 137043937 +>Reveal character that was pretty much confirmed to be bisexual, is actually asexual +They are literally just flipping shit on it's head for the sake of it now. +This also essentially retcons the flirtatious behavior that defined her in the past was all compulsory. Which seems needlessly depressing for such a light hearted/goofy character. +--- 137043945 +>>137043921 +Someone a lot like you who would tease me and present their label as some ascended Rick-And-Morty intellectual lifestyle choice +--- 137043954 +>>137043937 +The creator should become so attached to their character that seomeon else barging in and changing their sexuality causes said creator to consider or even physically commit self-harm +--- 137043966 +>>137043954 +*someone +--- 137043998 +>>137043937 +>>137043954 +You can be both. Asexual isn't a modifier that replaces gay or straight, it's about how they feel they don't have the urge to do it with other people. They may feel like they want to be romantic with males and/or females, but there isn't an urge to perform sexually with them. +--- 137044014 +>>137043937 +Does Marvel ever know what it's doing? +--- 137044019 +>>137043945 +I'd like to be sexual although I'm not particularly, I detest sexual labels, and I'm sorry someone teased you. We good? +--- 137044064 +>>137043998 +I feel like this is some weird loophole to get around Twitter raging over "sexualization" and nothing else. +I'd want to shame Twitter, I'd want to post unapologetically sexy comic art with taglines mentioning all the horrible shit they view as "preferable" to said art +--- 137044096 +>>137044014 +No and all I can see this doing is making Spider-Gwen's comic sales tank +>>137044019 +Maybe you need something else in your life to tell yourself "This is what I was designed for, this is the only thing my mind was made for doing" because mentally you seem wired exclusively for menial labor with no breaks, sleep, food, or electricity +--- 137044140 +>>137043776 +The weird thing is that as an unethical psychic, Quentin would definitely be able to tell if Gwen wasn't attracted to him right? +--- 137044155 +>>137044140 +Yeah, it's a retcon. +--- 137044157 +>>137044064 +It's not, some people want others to know they don't normally perform sexually for others, so if you're looking for sex to be part of the relationship, look elsewhere. What does that have to do with sexy art and what "they" said? +--- 137044601 +>>137043859 +It doesn't matter when the only Gwen being used is a Bad one. +--- 137044778 +Guys, GUYS! Gwen's not attracted to American drawn cartoons alright? They look good enough for spank bank material but you wouldn't want to be in an actual relationship with them and the proportions have such a tendency to be so goddamn fugly that you'd probably not even want to have sex with them either. It's like those people who dress in cartoon accurate anime costumes/bodysuits, it looks awful in real life. And Gwen's from real life so yeah, between comic characters generally not even looking the same in between panels, yet everyone having samey faces and things like huge bug eyes or honking noses, would it really be a surprise that Gwen doesn't want to fuck any of them? +--- 137044805 +>>137038601 +>I'm a bitch +Woah I can't believe this guy called himself a bitch! +--- 137044811 +>>137044778 +That's some extreme coping right there. +--- 137044875 +>>137032833 +But those losers don’t buy comics. +--- 137044888 +>>137032631 (OP) +This character was retarded anyway. +--- 137045312 +>>137043814 +He didn't ignore it he retconned it to be meaningless and joyless. +--- 137045617 +>>137044096 +>mentally you seem wired exclusively for menial labor with no breaks, sleep, food, or electricity +Fuck me, this is your life without sex? +--- 137045690 +>>137032711 +Whenever you do feel like a storytime, it may be a good idea to start a new thread, this one's almost to bump limit +--- 137045717 +>>137044811 +It's SUPERB coping, verging on actual logic, I love it. +--- 137045753 +>>137032711 +>I feel it's really not welcomed +Nah we love this shit and you. Even the haters are here, reading. +--- 137045773 +>>137040984 +>retards still think a character that becomes lgtb will ever be retconned back +this is like a decade long cope at this point. it's never going to happen. +--- 137046160 +>>137045773 +You can retcon a LGBT member into a different LGBT member. If you want Gwen to fuck you need to sacrifice something else so she can be bisexual again but also have to be non binary. +--- 137046269 +>>137046160 +You can be bisexual and asexual, it just means that you seek partners between men and women and marriage to you is mostly sexless. +--- 137046271 +>>137045773 +Asexual is all well and good but at some point a writer will want her to fuck somebody. +--- 137046281 +>>137042286 +They know we pay invorder to get something back. Not only because culture has told them so but also because only cartoonishly narcissistic people would think that they deserve money thrown at them for just existing. +--- 137046309 +>>137039478 +He just said being asexual isnt a thing. How can he be retarded when he just said being retarded isnt a thing? +--- 137046345 +>>137039586 +You dont exist. You are a daddy issue having weirdo that thinks you need a special title because you are ugly. You arent asexual. People just dont like you. You have nothing to do with it, other than being dog fucking ugly. + +Im telling you this because your missing dad didnt. Grow the fuck up. +--- 137046373 +>>137046269 +>You can be bisexual and asexual +No you can’t. It’s either one or the other. +--- 137046414 +>>137046269 +I imagine people like you sitting alone in your room scribbling down all this incoherent bullshit like its some amazing lore you are inventing. Why cant you autistic fucks go back to making edgelord OC sonic characters instead of making up new sexualities as the reason you dont shower more than once a week. +--- 137046419 +>>137046373 +Asexuals seek out other asexuals or at least partners who understand that sexual performance with someone isn't what they're generally into. You can be gay, love people of you same gender, and not want to fuck but still want to spend time with people and love them. You can love people like that and still have a gender preference or no preference at all. +--- 137046420 +just waiting for the first openly pedophilic marvel character. +--- 137046424 +>>137041837 +Identity politics makes everyone seethe. +--- 137046447 +>>137046414 +You just typed out fanfiction about me. You also typed more than me too. +--- 137046473 +>>137046447 +Not fanfic anon. Biography. +--- 137046480 +>>137043353 +Lol by who? The alphabet people? +--- 137046488 +>>137046473 +Thanks. +--- 137046506 +>>137046488 +We need to record what we can of your life before you arent around anymore. I'm glad to help. +--- 137046513 +>>137035349 +Gwenpool doesn't know what happens between panels +--- 137046593 +>>137046506 +Please call me Darksteele and make it known that I like Linkin Park and being right about gay asexuals. +--- 137046599 +>>137046419 +That’s long way of saying commitment issues and hormone deficiencies. +--- 137046609 +>>137046599 +>either fuck me or you aren't committed +That's dark, anon. +--- 137046687 +>>137033476 +I mean, you can be both +--- 137046698 +>>137046420 +please, minor attracted person +--- 137047369 +>>137045690 +Already done >>137042143 → if anyone wants to share the pain +--- 137047390 +>>137043814 +Because his generation of writers doesn't read comics. At best they skim wiki articles. +--- 137047560 +>>137033125 +>At this rate the right will be more sex positive than the left in the anglo west. +That's already been the case for years now. +The only sex the left approves of anymore is leftist celebrities fucking kids. +--- 137047716 +>>137041500 +A lot of the people itt don't even fully understand what asexual means. It's not dislike of sex or low libido, it's lack of attraction towards any gender. It's the anti bisexual if anything. Neither men or woman are in your favor. That's all it is. Nothing about being asexual says you still can't occasionally engage in sex with someone if it makes you feel good. If you can have a fuck buddy with no sexual strings attached, it's the same shit with being ace. It's just a common stereotype that ace = sex repulsed, when in reality most asexuals are neutral to the act or like doing it. Some just think of it as assisted masturbation. The libido is still there, just isn't triggered by sexual attraction to anyone in particular +--- 137047753 +>>137047716 +> Some just think of it as assisted masturbation. +So they’re retarded? +--- 137047755 +>>137032631 (OP) +>Gwenpool comes out as asexual + +Oh cool I never fuck and barely bother that I don't, does that mean I can come out and be an important Twitter person and witch hunt anyone who questions me? +--- 137047764 +>>137043998 +Problem here is she isn't just asexual, she's also aromantic. So neither sexual or romantic attraction. How tf can you still be bi AND aroace, when you have 0 attraction to either gender? +--- 137047810 +>>137047753 +What are you even talking about? Some people like to think of masturbation as sex with yourself, I was joking that platonically having sex with someone can be seen as assisted masturbation rather than "sex". Point still stands, libido and nerve endings still exist and they can have sex partners without being into them sexually. You just don't care to understand and will just continue calling it retarded anyways. +--- 137047834 +>>137047810 +>platonically having sex +people really do just throw words together without knowing what they mean +--- 137047897 +>>137047834 +I call that a hooker. +--- 137047902 +>>137032631 (OP) +At this point, Gwenpool should just be killed off in a big comic event for shock value then forgotten. +/thread +--- 137047942 +>>137047902 +Just do it like me. +Everything about Gwenpool and Spider Gwen thats not done by Gurihiru doesn't exist. +--- 137047971 +>>137034233 +>Nothing ever lasts forever in comics +Excerpt characters retconned to being made gay. That is never undone. +--- 137047996 +>>137047971 +So every single character in Magic the Gathering. +Then its undone in a set that has to be sold to China, and then done again. + +Captcha: Mama O +--- 137048164 +>>137047902 +I doubt that many people would be shocked. +--- 137048290 +What will Tracy Scops do in response to this development? +--- 137048843 +Christ, everyone getting pissed off about asexuality is a bunch of fucking whiny babies, like, who gives a fuck, ya damn armchair psychologist/biologist. How about you stop getting upset people don't enjoy the thing you crave most of all, and just go out here, and get fucked? + +As for anyone who identifies as ace, or is really just exploring how they feel, as long as we accept that MAP and/or YAP is legit, a fucking scummy group, the we cool +--- 137048846 +>>137032926 +Pretty much this. Most """asexuality""" is: + +>Self-diagnosed based on a "feeling" +>extreme low sex drive, which doesn't create a whole new sexual orientation +>autism +>lacking social skills and empathy + +Very few people in the world are truly """asexual""", it's just something very easy to call yourself +--- 137048862 +>>137048846 +You are right, it is an easy thing to call myself, that is how language works, and evolves +--- 137048890 +>>137046609 +How does only finding satisfaction from working like a literal slave NOT make you an organic robot? +--- 137048916 +>>137045617 +No sex makes you think that way to live is okay +--- 137048944 +>>137043788 +>sexually normal +Ah yes, the opinions of those who completely destroyed their dopamine receptors and not being able to pair bond due to constant flings and sexual escapades, the "sexually normal". + +I agree with anon, you dodged a bullet. +--- 137048949 +>>137044157 +you only exist to make being gay sound bad. You're inherently homophobic based on the idea that it's better to be attracted to no one at all than it is to be attracted to men +--- 137048952 +>>137048916 +Nah, that's kitchen work +--- 137048966 +>>137048944 +t.Codependent compulsive hoarder +--- 137048985 +>>137041500 +Because it's a meme to fit into the LGBT. + +Low interest in romance or low sex drive is not a sexuality. +--- 137049004 +>>137033138 +Finally someone who get's it. +--- 137049011 +>>137048985 +This thread is 90% bots and 5% marketers on top of that, of course they try to force it as an ideal +--- 137049163 +>>137048846 +Note how the entire thread is fine with low empathy. They're all fine with the idea of someone faking all their feelings for you +--- 137049584 +>>137048952 +Can you do anything else besides occupying space? +--- 137049604 +>>137049584 +Yeah,gonna go see guardians tonight with my girlfriend, get back home and then just relax with each other, maybe play Midnight Suns. How about you? +--- 137049609 +>>137032631 (OP) +Who fucking cares lmao +--- 137049618 +>>137049604 +Consooming doesn't count +--- 137049681 +>>137049618 +Okay, I am going to spend time with my girlfriend later today. How about you? +--- 137049730 +>>137049681 +I don't even trust that a real person is making this post +--- 137049765 +>>137049730 +How the fuck do I prove I am real to you? Answer the fucking question. How about you, what are up to, besides typing away at a computer tonight? +--- 137049784 +>>137049765 +a robot can't go to see a movie +--- 137049825 +>>137048952 +Brother of mine. Fortunately I've put that behind but I remember it well. + +>>137049584 +Earn a wage, presumably. Spend it on his girlfriend, apparently. Standard stuff. +--- 137049966 +>>137049825 +How are we sure he's not a bot that siphons money from posters' bank accounts +--- 137049991 +>>137042225 +thought he design originated from parodying Gwen Stacy, it's not Gwen Stacy, it's Gwendolyn Poole an original character and it's more like an isekai where she is from the real world and gets pulled into the comics +--- 137049995 +Why must these writers label everything? +--- 137050017 +>>137049784 +And a bitch can't make valid arguments +--- 137050153 +>>137038730 +Alternate Gwen. Apparently there's a few of them in the multiverse. +--- 137050262 +>>137032631 (OP) +??? +--- 137050347 +>>137033752 +>>137033723 +kino +--- 137050389 +>>137035664 +>Either that, or she became so whorish, that she bounced back and became asexual. +kek +--- 137050418 +>>137036100 +based +--- 137050426 +>>137044096 +>No and all I can see this doing is making Spider-Gwen's comic sales tank +Why would this affect Spider-Gwen's sales? +--- 137050443 +>>137049966 +Extremely. Bots don't impersonate indistinct working class, it defeats the point. +--- 137050449 +>>137037417 +only now do you realize? +--- 137050481 +>>137038085 +reddit meme +--- 137050510 +>>137043736 +>MCU +--- 137050854 +>>137050443 +Why would a bot be programmed to be obviously detectable? +--- 137051324 +>>137047810 +>some people like to think +That doesn’t make them right though +--- 137051336 +So how long until they retcon it? +--- 137051504 +>>137051336 +Presumably after her comic sales go under and Marvel's forced to capitalize on the success of Across The Spiderverse and all the people who like seeing "Gwiles" +--- 137051549 +>>137051324 +They think it does +--- 137052184 +>>137047716 +Why are you so intent on defending your fake meme orientation, Whitley? You are not asexual. Asexuality does not exist and no amount of shitting words out of your ass and onto /co/ is going to change that fact. Kindly jump off a bridge you no-talented faggot. +--- 137052698 +>>137033053 +I liked the concept of Gwen and Quire, but the execution didn't land. +--- 137052700 +>>137032631 (OP) +Amerimutt gender cult never stop. Keep worshiping trannies and your 5438 genders, Amerimutt cultists +--- 137053165 +>>137051504 +Do you think Gwenpool and Spider-Gwen are the same character? +--- 137053623 +>>137051504 +>Mistaking Gwenpool with Gwen Stacy +anon pls +--- 137053671 +>>137032631 (OP) +>TVTropes +The only website worse than Reddit +--- 137053905 +Wait, I wanna make sure I get this right, they pushed Miles and her as a thing for so long, FOR SO IRRITATINGLY LONG, only to take it back and make her untouchable? +--- 137053984 +Whitley posting ITT to defend the legitimacy of asexuality is one of the funniest things I've seen on /co/ in a while. +--- 137055338 +>>137046420 +Anon, Mr. Fantastic debuted in the 60s +--- 137055392 +>>137053905 +Push? While he showed up in her comic series the most out of any established marvel character tied with MoDoK they had zero romantic push since Miles had outright disdain to full hatred as his full range of emotions for her. +--- 137055418 +>>137047716 +you are completely missing the point here retard. Gwen didn't show signs of wanting assisted masturbation, she showed signs of sexual attraction. Get the difference or you can't? diff --git a/co/137032863.txt b/co/137032863.txt index ca276cf5bd0027ff389ad6fd1802a05fa4310ebd..845bc6969eef39841dec9f76bab504d96e3b767b 100644 --- a/co/137032863.txt +++ b/co/137032863.txt @@ -152,3 +152,329 @@ The animators didn't even want to do it. The suits upstairs forced it on them. --- 137039027 >>137037801 why did the squirrel have to give me such confused feelings? +--- 137040118 +>>137033816 +I can tell your some 100-year old from a retirement home. +--- 137040206 +A fighting stimpy +>>137040118 +Lots of people today grew up with golden age cartoons, they have lasting popularity unlike recent cartoons +--- 137040292 +>>137040206 +I don't think you understand what that post was saying. +--- 137040387 +>>137040292 +>UHH KID YOU DON'T GET OUR GROWN UP LINGO +That's what you morons want to say in every single situation because you get off on having power among children, you don't care about having an honest discussion or good cartoons + +You gimps are also barely capable of communicating, you could be expecting people to understand a vague feeling inside you you can't actually explain +--- 137040439 +>>137037717 +Because Rock-a-Doodle was doing so well. +--- 137040459 +>>137035810 +>Artists actually want to create something good +I think about this every time dipshits start reeeing about "hack artists". +The artists actually want to make shit badass. They are more passionate about art and animation than any of the consumers and care about details that most will never notice. If it was up to the artists, we'd get some heartbleedingly amazing shit. The problem is the finance bros who want to make everything faster and cheaper pushing people to cut corners when they'd rather do things the right way. +--- 137040529 +>>137037249 +VCRs didn't exist, but home video did. People used reels and projectors. It was slightly more niche in that you wouldn't expect every single person in America to have a setup, but it was common enough that a lot of people had them. +Specifically in the world of animation, Tommy Stathes is an animation historian who has a gigantic collection of animation on film from this era (and before) and he does screenings in NYC every month. He digitizes some of the more rare stuff and sells it on blu ray. +--- 137040547 +>>137037176 +If Walt was against home video, I doubt it had anything to do with him worrying that people would catch where animation was reused. He probably didn't like the idea that people could watch his movies whenever they wanted without having to buy a theater ticket. +--- 137040577 +>>137039027 +Because she was based on one of the animator's real life experiences with a sexually aggressive woman when he was young. +--- 137040693 +>>137040577 +I'm curious if this is just a shitpost or actually true. +--- 137041162 +>>137032863 (OP) +so that's it? 6 mins of re-used footage spread all over these movies that got almost a hour of content? +--- 137041188 +>>137032863 (OP) +I think anything pre 1997 is understandable, it wasn't like now where almost everyone and their mother wants to be an animator. There probably wasn't a whole lot of people to pick from and if those few people could reutilize old material so they could focus their efforts elsewhere then good for them. Nowadays there are too many people to pick from as well as a lot more advanced tools that this kind of thing isn't really necessary anymore. +--- 137041217 +so? +why should they care about the ridiculous standards of an armchair critic? +--- 137041247 +>>137033831 +>biking was never good. It's shit transportation for mentally stunted adults. + +fixed it for you +--- 137041261 +>>137034727 +post your hook nose +--- 137041287 +>>137041217 +You seem mad for people who aren't alive anymore. +--- 137041288 +>>137040439 +rock a doodle was better than black cauldron + +most don bluth movies are better than most disney movies +--- 137041291 +>>137040529 +yeah. that's why that one comic from the boomer days has superman and friends watching a porno of one of their wives on a projector. + +average boomer wouldn't have it. but a cool guy that invites people over would +--- 137041310 +>>137033810 +Jungle Book doesn’t get enough credit for its character animation, particularly for the elephants. They got a lot of expression and gesture out of them without “humanizing” them too much. +--- 137041373 +>>137033791 +It was the advent of the time saving of Xerox machines introduced to the market. Simply copy the pencils onto a clear sheet and paint. No loss of detail from the animator's work. Fire the inkers, don't need them anymore. And you can make as many copies as you need. +--- 137041422 +>>137035810 +To be perfectly honest it does equivocate to a luxury good. Or the realm of the insane/obsessive. +Milt was my animation Grandfather. I inherited his "expressive hands" obsession. +--- 137041457 +>>137040387 +Jesus christ Guy, Gertie came out literally over a century ago. You have the reading comprehension of an Twitterite. +--- 137041509 +Reusing key animation is usually bad. +Reusing animation for background shots is forgivable. +People who equate using similar animation techniques across years of shorts/movies as a motif to "reusing animation" are retarded. +Disney falls in camp number 1 and 3 at the same time. +--- 137042008 +>>137034416 +The Little Mermaid one can at least be brushed of as a reference +--- 137042120 +>>137033292 +My negro +--- 137042150 +>>137032863 (OP) +>>137034416 +>can't tell the difference between references and laziness +--- 137042375 +>>137032863 (OP) +ameriggers also copied the japanese when making lion king +--- 137043538 +>>137032863 (OP) +To be fair, a large number of these were from the 60s-80s, and Disney as a company wasn't doing well. They were on the verge of bankruptcy multiple times IIRC. It wasn't until the late 80s and 90s when they fully recovered. +--- 137043760 +>>137042120 +Winsor McCay is from the era where taking shortcuts hadn't fully been discovered yet. Of course, there has always been a lazy way to do things, but he always did things to the maximum effort. Like how the fact that the BACKGROUNDS are redrawn for every single frame hundreds of times, which is something no one else would ever do. +--- 137043767 +>>137041457 +Irrelevant, just trying to make it look like you know something (via public school style trivia) meanwhile you're completely ineffectual at improving the animation field +>>137042150 +Tracing is tracing, not a reference. Nobody has ever gone "oh cool this is a reference to that one dance in that one Disney movie". This is a reference +>>137043538 +They weren't doing well because they did things like this and people didn't want to watch. +--- 137043795 +>>137043767 +>Nobody has ever gone "oh cool this is a reference to that one dance in that one Disney movie" +Wrong +--- 137043827 +>>137041457 +He is a literal Twitterfag, it’s why he’s so humorless. +--- 137043842 +>>137043795 +Desperate. They literally called the Disney Dark Age, that's when this crap was used, and the movies were fucking failures. People don't want to go to the theaters watching boring reused characters doing boring reused animation, they want to see cool and creative stuff + +And try to get out more substance than a single word, gimp +--- 137043878 +>the movies were fucking failures +(Not true, by the way) +--- 137044033 +>>137043842 +>the movies were fucking failures +Nope. +The only film to be a flop in the dark era was the Black Cauldron +--- 137044036 +>>137043878 +>Squalling middle class animation student can't handle the fact that watching the whole Disney catalog during his childhood wasn't a good use of his time and childhood experience +--- 137044058 +>>137044033 +Do you think people in real life have discussions about Oliver and Company? Successes are Looney tunes, ren and Stimpy, and SpongeBob, not tripe that barely earns a profit +--- 137044073 +>>137044058 +>n-no when I said failures I actually meant critically +then you're still wrong since the only films with contemporary mixed or negative reviews in that era were Robin Hood, The Fox and the Hound, The Black Cauldron, and Oliver & Company. +--- 137044128 +>>137041310 +Jungle book is what made Richard Williams, a then award winning animator, realize he didn’t know anything about animation so he hired Milt Kahl to work for him and teach him how to animate, +--- 137044166 +>>137044073 +>Bringing up critic reviews +Just shut up you gimp instead of having a mental breakdown when someone criticizes your precious childhood slop + +It was actually any good you could speak in favor of it yourself +--- 137044249 +>>137044036 +And why wasn't it? +--- 137044572 +>>137044166 +>n-n-no actually when I said it was a failure I just meant I didn't like it +spoken like a true rape victim +--- 137044642 +>>137043767 +Robin Hood was probably their most successful movie in the 70s. The issue was more that they were pretty directionless post-Walt and kept shitting out weird Troy McClure tier live-action comedies while the film zeitgeist was changing around them and struggling to tap into that when they figured out Troy McClure movies weren't working anymore with stuff like The Black Hole, Tron, Return to Oz and Something Wicked This Way Comes. +--- 137044653 +>>137044036 +I don’t usually respond to guyposts, but pretty fucking bold of you to judge people on what they spend their time on considering...well your entire catalog of posting here. +You are the greatest argument against welfare I’ve ever seen. Please stop benefiting from my tax dollars. +--- 137044733 +>>137044642 +Aristocats was very successful. It's still one of the biggest box officer earners in France even after all this time. And I'm pretty sure Marie merchandise still makes millions and millions every year, especially in Asia. +--- 137044865 +>>137032863 (OP) +Still better animated than most animes and all of Bluth uncanny valley shit. +--- 137044882 +>>137041288 +You literally have no soul +--- 137045401 +>>137044572 +sorry bro kodama isn't gonna fuck you +--- 137045409 +>>137043827 +That explains too much +--- 137045428 +>>137044166 +hey guy, what are your opinions on vaccines? +--- 137045459 +>>137045401 +why would I want to be fucked by a japanese tree spirit +--- 137045565 +>>137032863 (OP) +Didn't Disney stop recycling animation because they realized it was more time consuming than making new frames from scratch? +--- 137045646 +we're all jerks +--- 137045713 +>>137045646 +I'm not a jerk :) +--- 137046897 +>>137033831 +Same with any media except literature. +--- 137047218 +>>137044653 +>I don’t usually respond to guyposts +Boil, you're just trying to recover from me throwing your crap in front of dril, hasan and co. As the magnitude of your imbecility merited +>my tax dollars +1. You're in animation school, you have contributed nothing of value to society 2. I inspired the owl house, I inspired Steven Universe, people like you literally study things that would not have existed without me in school (and learn bad lessons from them, as you deserve, as I never got to participate) you are indebted to me 3. If you read the Bible you would know that taxes are evil, hence why I let people profit off of my contributions without caring +--- 137047360 +>>137047218 +You didn't inspire shit, Tony. +--- 137047457 +>>137047360 +Nice job confirming Boil, now quit littering the board with crap like this >>137047301 → +The next time you speak, I will immediately email about the owl house and dril. Shut up +--- 137047628 +so does guy really e-mail random people in the animation industry? +Jesus Christ, as if being underpaid was bad enough... +--- 137047779 +>>137047628 +I spent about 5 years dedicating every day of my life to inspiring other artists and improving the art fields, primarily animation. I got nothing from it. They simply get what they deserve + +They could have simply agreed that tracing the same corny bear was a bad thing and new animated movies should be better back in 2007, but they didn't +--- 137047917 +>>137047779 +>I spent about 5 years dedicating every day of my life to inspiring other artists and improving the art fields, primarily animation. I got nothing from it. They simply get what they deserve + +That’s a really weird way to say “I shit up /co/ threads and people’s inboxes” +--- 137048909 +>>137034416 +The animators behind those scenes didn't know there would be technology that would allow anyone to compare those scenes side by side in the future +--- 137048959 +>>137042120 +>>137043760 +These are very basic in terms of animation skill. Hell they feel very stilted +--- 137049071 +>>137048959 +Can you post better examples from the same time period? +--- 137049116 +>>137049071 +Anon some idiot claimed that Winsor McCay was better than any animator that came after which is blatantly false. You don't get to be considered the best just because you were one of the firsts. Gertie was impressive for its time but was easily surpassed within a decade of its release. +--- 137049148 +>>137048959 +I kinda disagree in terms of the Nemo animation, even if I do notice some "cheats" here and there (most notably the horns). That dragon's design alone would be very tricky as fuck to draw for an actually "basic" animator, especially if you have to move the damn thing around in "3D". I mean, it's not perfect, but for being among the earliest animations ever made, it's still pretty damn impressive all things considered. +--- 137049187 +>>137048959 +No, they are quite good. No rotoscoping or shadows from cels being layered which would come very early in animation. There are no off model frames or messy in-betweens. Expressive movement. I can't see how you could look at something like this and find it basic, when it is quite the opposite being quite technically complex to maintain the designs and compositions of the shots while redrawing every single frame. +--- 137049254 +>>137049187 +Anon, there's no ease ins or outs. The characters are static with almost overlapping actions. Ever action takes the same amount of time to complete making the movements look artificial and robotic. Trust me I've animated enough to know what looks off. +--- 137049310 +>>137049254 +>Anon, there's no ease ins or outs. +Things is, those techniques weren't codified yet when these animations were made. +--- 137049342 +>>137035810 +Yeah that's true, for him it would have been way easier to just make new scenes. +--- 137049403 +>>137049310 +That doesn't change the fact that without those techniques the animation looks of lower quality. +--- 137049489 +>>137033292 +>>137042120 +>>137043760 +>>137048959 +>>137049071 +Get some taste anons +--- 137049620 +>>137049403 +Only from a retroactive viewpoint. +--- 137049696 +>>137049620 +Anon by that logic you might as well argue that the world's fastest and greatest car is the Model T. +--- 137049788 +>>137049696 +Dunno how you got that from what I said, but alright. +--- 137049840 +>>137048959 +>These are very basic +the expert has spoken +--- 137050006 +>>137049489 +weak +--- 137051598 +>>137032863 (OP) +Left: Lady Kluck giving sukk +--- 137052027 +>>137047218 +This is the most schizophrenic reply I’ve ever gotten on this site, who the fuck are “dril, hasan and co”? +--- 137052307 +>>137048959 +Just for your information, this film specifically: >>137042120 is probably the most ahead-of-the-time animation that has ever been created, if you're judging it compared to its contemporaries. It's made in 1911 - the silent film era still had another 20 years of life when this was made. + +Consider this: +>110 years old +>animated fully on one-frames +>every picture redrawn completely by one person +>full-animation character acting +>with depth and perspective +>with squash/stretch, anticipation, and staging +>without any real competition until 20-30 years later by full studios + +There's nothing in animation history that has ever had such a large gap. Winsor McCay was on something completely next-level when he did his stuff. +--- 137052353 +>>137052307 +Cool and I can respect that, but that does not make his work the best animated content ever created and it's insane to think otherwise. +--- 137052456 +>>137052353 +Relax. +--- 137052534 +>>137050006 +It's a shame the dress is so white it makes it hard to see the ruffles +--- 137052563 +>>137049489 +That's really nice key framing. +--- 137052979 +>>137034416 +>>137032863 (OP) +K. +--- 137053952 +>>137032863 (OP) +Disney was full of lazy hacks back then, more news at 11. +--- 137053970 +>>137041188 +>pre 1997 +No, pre 1988. These faggots had Amiga at their disposal. Don't bullshit me. +--- 137054579 +>>137052027 +Pretending like this is your first day on the internet wasn't a winning move and it took you 5 hours to come up with it. It would also show you aren't familiar with me as I post dril tweets and fucking write like him too. Just a colossal failure cope-out, proceeding from abuse tactics for teenagers. +--- 137055343 +>>137033831 +Hello sir. diff --git a/co/137033413.txt b/co/137033413.txt index e242935dad5ea78296d131a30c477fe0e8443c03..3e8cd1c78746501659faf544b716a3d7fc3b384a 100644 --- a/co/137033413.txt +++ b/co/137033413.txt @@ -154,3 +154,468 @@ The show just has too many great Enid shots to keep track of. This is a good pro --- 137039259 >>137038201 He was always a repressed part of KO, splintered off into a pseudo personality. +--- 137039359 +>>137033413 (OP) +You have NO idea how much i miss this show and Mao Mao. +If the sub-humans running warner-discovery want any goddamn money from me they'll at least give K.O. a dvd set IN REGION 1 GODDAMN IT! I don't fuckin' live in Australia. +--- 137039413 +>>137038780 +Requesting Miss Quantum as a dominatrix. +--- 137039424 +>>137039216 +Even Bun Enid, they knew what they were doing with that toe wiggle, lol + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5ZTUVn8I_0 [Embed] +--- 137039430 +>>137038803 +https://files.catbox.moe/q9lsn3.png +--- 137039547 +>>137039430 +Thank you, based drawfag! +--- 137039593 +>>137039430 +>adult versions +You've earned my respect, drawanon. +--- 137039598 +>>137038780 +Enid giving KO a naked piggy back ride. +--- 137039703 +>>137038780 +Anything with Fink either solo or with an anonymous human male. +--- 137039756 +>>137038821 +https://files.catbox.moe/voc8dc.png +--- 137039868 +I still think it was a missed opportunity drawing family links between KO and all of his new step/hench siblings. +--- 137039913 +I wish we could've gotten the full story arcs for Rad and KO's evil family that were originally planned for season 3. +--- 137039998 +>>137039913 +Elaborate? +--- 137040000 +>>137038825 +https://files.catbox.moe/pup431.png +--- 137040011 +>>137038780 +Dat OK or TKO ASS maybe even give it a little slap if you want +--- 137040044 +>>137038780 +Hot and sweaty Carol revealing glistening breasts and abs from unzipping her top. +--- 137040085 +>>137039998 +OK KO failed to be the multimedia success CN wanted it to be so season 3 got cut short. +--- 137040188 +>>137039756 +Nice +--- 137040192 +>>137039756 +incredible stuff drawfriend +--- 137040289 +>>137040011 +I'm literally so in love with Enid's godly physique. Prime hatefucking material +--- 137040293 +>>137039413 +https://files.catbox.moe/3tbko3.png +--- 137040301 +>>137038780 +Bikini or nude pinup of Carol posing with a sword. +--- 137040307 +>>137040293 +Superb! Thank you very much, man. +--- 137040403 +>>137040301 +Carol is amazing +--- 137040422 +>>137038182 +>Clarence is also getting kicked off of HBO Max +--- 137040512 +>>137040403 +A MILF who's also a great mom. It was cute how much K.O. bonded with and looked up to her. +--- 137040568 +>>137040512 +>those HIPS +Ian is my hero +--- 137041582 +>>137040000 +Based beyond words, thanks a lot. +--- 137041664 +>>137034914 +>"she 100% has a hairy asshole" +Bro i just got done busting a nut dont make me do it again to the thought of hairy butthole enid +--- 137041717 +>>137038780 +>>137039430 +>>137039756 +>>137040000 +>>137040293 +Do you have a Twitter i could check out for... reasons +--- 137041957 +>>137039430 +>What's wrong momma's boy? Can't hold on anymore? Well I'm not getting off yet so you better hold it in if you don't want to make your own momma's boy! +--- 137041979 +>>137033413 (OP) +I would if the characters looked that expressive. +--- 137042152 +>>137040289 +I didn't screencap it or nothing, but I can personally confirm you can make Enid's godly physique in the SF6 demo's character creator. The sliders for the hips and ass are very generous. +--- 137042208 +today I will remind them +--- 137042597 +>>137041664 +hey just bust to the thought of eating or fucking that prime vice grip anus +--- 137042703 +>>137033413 (OP) +Convince me to watch it without mentioning the crossovers +--- 137042779 +>>137038417 +They retconned him into being "muh hidden anger" despite the fact that he was by all means a completely independent being + +>>137039259 +No, that's fucking BS, it's a retarded excuse that makes no sense when you actually look at the episode and it doesn't even make sense if you see the whole thing. +--- 137042797 +>>137038780 +A naked Dr. Blight and Cosma pressing their breasts against each other +--- 137042809 +I miss when enid's vampire mom was getting a decent stream of fanart. +that is about it +--- 137043100 +>>137042703 +I enjoyed the cast, setting and humour. Boxman and his robots were the best characters. + +>>137042809 +She still gets quite a bit of new art. Certainly more than any girl besides Enid. +--- 137043110 +>>137033413 (OP) +Enids mom's fat ass. +--- 137043784 +>>137035861 +*Cob PLEASE let this be the case! +--- 137043902 +>>137043100 +Raymond is best bot +--- 137044297 +>>137033413 (OP) +I have to ask, what was with the cool s cameos? +--- 137044336 +>>137042208 +>Gar was treated like a god in season 1 +>retcon after +>the real god there is corn +Has there ever been a fall from grace? +--- 137044457 +>>137044336 +He was treated like a level 10 hero and is still treated like one. +And he gets with his waifu at the end. +--- 137044523 +>>137044457 +I mean, K.O. becomes more or less a bigger badass at the end, like the next Gar. Why is 10 so wanked and glorified when 100 is the threshold? +--- 137044620 +>>137044336 +I mean, being right hand to the president of the entire fucking universe is basically god tier. GAR pretty much won by the end of the series +--- 137044625 +>>137044523 +Wasn't 10 the highest and KO's lvl 100 was just a glitch? +--- 137044635 +>>137037300 +probably cuz so gay +--- 137044637 +>>137044620 +>orange man good +What did Ian mean by this? +--- 137044645 +>>137036470 +footfags btfo +--- 137044704 +>>137044625 +They can go to 100 but the top tiers outside of guests were 10 or barely pushing it (GAR was 11) + +Then you had Ian's Not! FF7 characters who were way above that (or at near max negative for villains like his Not Sephiroth) + +And then you had unique ones like Sonic (level ring) and Captain Planet (level planet) +--- 137044821 +>>137044297 +It was just a silly running gag. OK K.O.! was designed BY and FOR anyone who grew up on late '90s/early 2000s internet and pop culture, and I loved every minute of it. +--- 137044904 +>>137041717 +You can find me as tullymonst3r on Twitter and Pixiv +--- 137044915 +>>137033413 (OP) +>Loads of girls with thicc asses +>Creators wife is flat as an ironing board. +You think IJQ was working through some feelings? +--- 137044922 +>>137044821 +>tfw Ian is a boomer who made one of the most based shows ever +And they say it could never happen. Let's all laugh at Gen Z for their ignorance. +--- 137044961 +>>137044922 +>When Ian dropped the surprise Ghoul School episode right at the start of /co/ Spooktober. + +Based dude. +--- 137044963 +>>137038780 +One of the MILF's (Wilhamenna, Carol, Ms Quantum, Foxtail, Cosma, etc.) holding KO in a bodysuit like pic +--- 137044995 +>>137044961 +Pretty sure he used to browse here. Does he know that people beat off to his creations? +--- 137045032 +>>137044995 +I am sure he does. Most should know going in that SOMEONE is going to be jerking off and/or making porn of their characters +--- 137045035 +>>137044995 +Without a doubt, and he probably still browses here. +You don't create Wilhelmina and not expect people to jack off to her. +--- 137045049 +>>137045035 +Guess the gif doesn't work if you just copy+paste it. +--- 137045054 +>>137044915 +I want what they have~ +--- 137045149 +>>137033413 (OP) +We should make a spiritual successor of this cartoon series, NOW! +--- 137045206 +>>137044915 +>>137045054 +>flat librarian looking tumblrite +I would've went for a well-endowed Asian, like the voice actress for Miko. +--- 137045222 +>>137045149 +Ballmastrz is dead, Mao Mao was dealt an even worse hand, CN passed on Trick Moon, and Toby Jones's original project is stuck in development hell. +--- 137045227 +I just wanna beat my horny little dick to OK KO girls and talk about how they'd spoil my dick with kisses. +--- 137045264 +>>137045227 +I'm always stuck between wanting to drool over the women in this show and wanting to praise how FUN its cast and comedy were. Rad was the bro-est bro that ever bro'd and I love the bond he had with KO. +--- 137045286 +>>137045264 +I agree with you, Rad was a dick, but he was a dick with a heart of gold sometimes. +>Not doing both +Anyway I hope this thread is still up when I come back. +--- 137045457 +>>137045286 +>doing both +Sounds like a plan to me! +--- 137045850 +>>137045222 +Well, an indie animation studio can help? Just like Lackadaisy or Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss. +--- 137046238 +>>137045286 +>Fat assed Shannon +Good lord she looks great like that. +--- 137046248 +I really fucking enjoyed it for the most part, Ian's tastes in characters and scenarios seem to cross over with mine so I found a lot to love, particularly the villains. +Would love to have a drink with the guy and talk obscure cartoon bullshit. +--- 137046290 +>>137039430 +>>137039756 +>>137040000 +>>137040293 +madlad +--- 137046481 +>>137033413 (OP) +Never seen it, but I'll try it out. +--- 137046938 +>>137046221 +Hnnnnnghh +--- 137047319 +>>137046221 +What if someone rubbed a paper on her erasers or chewed on the pencil area? Would it hurt? +--- 137047479 +>>137044904 +oh snap that's you? your sketches are almost unrecognizable, not that that's a bad thing by anymeans. Process is interesting. +--- 137047609 +>>137033413 (OP) +I loved Jake Kaufman's music. Was more of it found, btw? +--- 137047735 +>>137047609 +I don't believe so, no. That shit is GONE +--- 137047970 +>>137046481 +I hope you enjoy it. Wish I could watch this show for the first time again. +--- 137048577 +>>137045457 +Great, the thread is still up! The show's amazing but the girls drain me dry. + +>>137046238 +Shannon is a fucking brat and made for roleplay where she's your daughter who acts up for poundings. +--- 137048714 +I love Enid's butt +--- 137048784 +>>137047735 +>That shit is GONE +Fuck +--- 137048855 +>>137047735 +>beach episode +This crew was based +--- 137049085 +Enid was just real good. +--- 137049253 +She looked hot in everything she wore +--- 137049347 +>>137044915 +but she has an ass.. In the fanart tho you think Ian draw this +--- 137049595 +>>137049253 +fr +--- 137049623 +>>137049595 +big eyes made to look at dickpics +--- 137049827 +>>137049623 +>tfw no platonic co-worker fuckbuddy +Working at Gar's mustn't have been all bad +--- 137049848 +>>137049827 +I bet it smelled like sex in Gar's. +--- 137049866 +>>137049848 +The store was mostly empty half the time. What else do you think was going on while KO was off exploring the rest of the Plaza and Gar was on another mission? +--- 137049887 +>>137049866 +Blowjobs and popping off in Enid's hairy asshole, duh. +Kinda wished I worked there so Enid could roast my dick size then blow me like the greedy bitch she is. +--- 137050003 +>>137049887 +Dream job +--- 137050129 +>>137048784 +Sorry, dude. Doesn't seem like anyone thought to archive the full OST. Maybe we'll get lucky and Ian JQ or the composers will be allowed to reupload everything. + +Until then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYUdU-R-Ros [Embed] +--- 137050168 +>>137050129 +Damn, it's a huge shame Mint Potion crash and burned like it did. +--- 137050171 +>>137050003 +I'd love to have worked there with them, honestly. +--- 137050398 +>>137050171 +Same. Even outside of hitting on Enid, the whole plaza just seemed real chill. I'd love to film some dorky Vines with Rad & KO and eat laser nachos as we watch the sun set. My job at a cinema back in high school doesn't compare: https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/1649117109086203904 +--- 137050752 +>>137043902 +--- 137050969 +>>137050398 +That was 100% weed, but it sounds like it'd be a fun life, a fun lewd life of lots of jacking and good times. +--- 137051115 +>>137042797 +>Dr. Blight and Cosma +Mighty fine taste ! +--- 137051327 +>>137047319 +--- 137051348 +>>137033413 (OP) +>Watch OK KO! +>"What's this feeling? +>Literally revert back to being a kid watching Cartoon Network after school. + +This show was born in the wrong Era. You could probably fool someone into thinking it was a City Era show with how soulful it was. +--- 137051391 +>>137048577 +Best girl. +--- 137051411 +>>137051391 +--- 137051489 +>>137051348 +https://twitter.com/Lozoescartoons/status/1643327575454883845 +--- 137051711 +>>137051489 +>filename +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFprW6LImOY [Embed] +--- 137051784 +the friday night funkin non existent crossover... +--- 137051915 +>>137051348 +It was truly one of the few recent CN shows worthy of the Cartoon Cartoons label. + +>>137051391 +--- 137052417 +>>137051327 +Cute. +--- 137052565 +>>137050969 +They did the impossible and somehow made Enid MORE breedable +--- 137052637 +>>137051391 +>>137052565 +Enid was made to be masturbated to. +--- 137052740 +>>137051327 +Nice. +Can you draw her making the lewd finger-hole sign but with a pencil and a pencil sharpener? +--- 137052758 +>>137052740 +--- 137052850 +>>137051411 +Has Enid ever punched in the show? +--- 137052962 +>>137033989 +I really wanna like Enid +>weeb back in school days +>one of the curviest characters +>grew up to be a bombshell +But +>that name +>THAT FAMILY +>voiced by Tiny Tina +Those are dealbreakers. +--- 137053160 +>>137052962 +>THAT FAMILY +>not liking the DILF and the MILF + +kindly get out and find the nearest bus to dive under. +--- 137053326 +>>137050969 +>>137052565 +Indeed +--- 137053404 +>>137053160 +Not a furry or into necrophilia. Or Halloween in general. Also, the real problem are the ghosts and their shenanigans. +--- 137053457 +Thread needs more Carol +--- 137053643 +>>137053404 +Eh, at the very least Bunny Enid has a full head of hair and very little-no snout, so she's one of the few that's fine by me. +--- 137054097 +>>137052740 +--- 137054133 +>>137053326 +God I wanna pound her hairy asshole with my small cock. +--- 137054222 +>>137038780 +Red Action being attacked by a space octopus. +--- 137054509 +>>137054097 +Perfect. +--- 137054991 +I wanna fuck Shannon so fucking bad, she doesn't shave her pussy or pits. +--- 137055565 +busting a fat fucking nut to enid +--- 137055734 +>>137051327 +Oh oh! Draw her in a Mouline Rouge dress… or as a punk :] +--- 137055965 +>>137055740 +she needs to get bred in the butthole +--- 137056035 +>>137054097 +>>137055740 +You're a diamond my friend +--- 137056085 +>>137033413 (OP) +It was ok +It had alot of hot characters, so it gets a pass from me +--- 137056192 +>>137055565 +>busting a fat fucking nut to create enid. + +>Thanks Anon! You're Welcome! +>I'd like to thank my big werewolf balls. +>And my huge boo-bies and my fertile womb. +>Such a nice kid! Can we come over next October? +Always! +--- 137056224 +>>137056192 +W-What. diff --git a/co/137033869.txt b/co/137033869.txt index 40258bd126fcbbcb27f55b7c84e9bf29728b3ea1..0641770956e60eb88c5a89926f1c39aee18f0938 100644 --- a/co/137033869.txt +++ b/co/137033869.txt @@ -188,3 +188,668 @@ It's just so amazing he made the original comic just more and more precious. The wholesomeness is just elevated by the fact he draws porn and has a somewhat edgy sense of humor. It's just pure comedy and feel goods and you just don't get that often anywhere. --- 137039205 I'm honestly amazed people here don't find a lot of this dudes stuff funny. Its concentrated memes for the most part and this page is hilarious. +--- 137039285 +>>137039205 +It's just pretentious twats and other assorted douchebags. I don't need anyone to tell me HoEIII's work isn't exactly highbrow or technically skilled. It's just good dumb fun. +--- 137039303 +>>137038652 +better because it's hot +--- 137039492 +>>137036378 +pretty much all of MP's self inserts are fucking hot including spinel +--- 137039502 +>>137039285 +Having a differing opinion doesn't make someone a douchebag, guy +--- 137039512 +>>137039205 +>memes are funny +--- 137039517 +>>137034252 +>why is she so fucking ugly. +bruh +--- 137039566 +>>137039502 +presenting it in the manner that people often do in these threads does, however +--- 137039570 +>>137039205 +KEK +--- 137039595 +>>137037317 +go watch you animes and underage fem protag cartoons. + +this nigga is one of the few that makes actually realistic looking people +--- 137039619 +>>137036378 +>who was in Paris, senpai? + +Okay that got a kek out of me, not even gonna lie. +--- 137039692 +>the older I get the bigger my jungle fever gets +>30 years in this cesspool and I can count the number of black girls i've seen with one hand +why was I born in buenos aires +--- 137039882 +>>137039692 +>why was I born in buenos aires +You're surrounded by black girls, what do you mean? +--- 137039960 +>>137039692 +--- 137040004 +>>137039960 +yuck. +--- 137040010 +>>137033908 +Partner swap? +--- 137040032 +>>137039205 +Did his eyebrows change? +--- 137040139 +>>137039692 +Kek poor anon he lives in the most whitest country in the world he only finds blonde chick's +--- 137040235 +>>137040139 +Meds, Blondes and Andean Mestizas. +It just isn't the same +--- 137040302 +>>137039512 +Basically yeah +--- 137040328 +>>137034252 +Her shark teeth are the only redeeming thing about her. +--- 137040379 +>>137039692 +just move out of your country +retard +--- 137040881 +>>137039619 +I dont get it. is it a murican thing? +--- 137041027 +>>137039205 +My fucking sides +--- 137041066 +>he support trans artist comic +--- 137041677 +>>137040032 +His hair and eye color changed to show that's how he sees himself. +--- 137041693 +>>137041677 +He's also lighter skinned. +--- 137041695 +>>137041677 +but he is white? +--- 137041725 +>>137041693 +I assumed it was a shading thing but yeah you're right. +>>137041695 +I have no fucking clue man. Honest to all fuck I have never been able to understand this "white" thing at fucking all. What is a white person? I don't know. I get a different answer from every person. +--- 137041726 +>>137036797 +Oh shit its my greatest fear and why I stopped drawing in public +--- 137041741 +>>137041726 +Well c'mon now anon. Can't just say all that and NOT share with the class..... +--- 137041754 +>>137033932 +He's right. The sheboon is ugly. +--- 137041770 +Huh? This was just a few days ago, is that plot thread over? +--- 137041777 +>>137033932 +Yeah OP said 'murica. +--- 137041781 +>>137034252 +>its not just a racism thing. +Oh yes it is. Skyla is just a white girl repaint, that's why she's cute. +--- 137041796 +>>137039205 +It's just the Tumblr migrants who kvetch. +--- 137041798 +>>137041781 +As are most "anime black" girls +--- 137041807 +>>137037395 +Speak for yourself, I find Niggatoro amusing. +--- 137041812 +>>137041807 +Hahaaha, fuckin' based my guy! Nice one! +--- 137041827 +>>137040010 +rat swap +--- 137041834 +>>137037395 +>Blackwashing +It's racebending retard, like genderbending it never changes the original. +--- 137041844 +>>137041834 +Bendingchads stay winning. +--- 137041845 +>>137040881 +Kanye song +--- 137041860 +>>137041791 +so she did fuck the whole rugby team +--- 137041891 +>>137041860 +no, but the whole rugby team has seen her get fucked +--- 137041899 +>>137039882 +I fear the joke has flown over your head +--- 137041905 +>>137034024 +The random MC ride always gets me. +--- 137041924 +>>137039512 +>memes +--- 137041925 +>>137034024 +>NI-- +no no no no no no +>--ice to meet you +whew +--- 137042001 +>>137033869 (OP) +The true question is, should the american bully mom be as hot as the bri'ish one? +--- 137042018 +>>137034252 +......because Skyla isn't drawn with actual negroid facial features...? +--- 137042049 +>>137040004 +>t. white girl with a lopsided ass +--- 137042058 +>>137042049 +Love yourself sweetheart. +--- 137042064 +>>137042058 +you love yourself too much +--- 137042072 +>>137042064 +Hey, i'm doing my best over here. What can a man say? +--- 137042082 +>>137042018 +It's just the nose +--- 137042091 +>>137042072 +well, you can start by hating yourself first since you need it +--- 137042104 +>>137042091 +I havn't been able to separate love and hate yet. Not high enough level or something. +--- 137042307 +>>137042301 +--- 137042316 +>>137042307 +--- 137042324 +>>137042316 +--- 137042338 +>>137042301 +>>137042307 +>>137042316 +>>137042324 +This is basically just a funnier version of that World Peace sketch. Not surprising, the principal is not!Sam Hyde. +--- 137042340 +>>137033869 (OP) +I hope she's hairy too +--- 137042348 +>>137042301 +drunkard mothers +--- 137042472 +>>137042301 +Syringe? +--- 137042532 +Pallet swap jokes are always a decent go-to +--- 137042824 +>>137041791 +Whore +--- 137042845 +>>137034558 +Not if you've seen the original World star fight video she's based on. + +"No Sharkeesha no!" +--- 137042850 +>>137042307 +fucking lmao +--- 137043027 +>>137042100 +>>137042105 + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xEBUqlXEVs&ab_channel=ErikCintronTheMite [Embed] +--- 137043303 +>>137033908 +Wish fullfillment, women aren't into nerds +--- 137043597 +>>137042324 +This sounds like a setup for a battle shonen +--- 137043634 +>>137042324 +>his hand in the last panel +kek +--- 137044017 +>>137042082 +And the forehead and the lips and the hair +--- 137044206 +>>137042316 +Unironically that happened to me when i was in highschool. I was getting picked on and it only stopped when i elbowed one of the guys in the nose. Then we became friends + +Like 9 years later and im still close with one of them +--- 137044473 +>>137043027 +I misread that hyperlink as "Reshiram" and thought it was some complicated JustinRPG thing. +--- 137044502 +>>137044206 +I don't know if it was just that I was surrounded by resilient, stubborn little bastards but during my whole childhood I was teased/bullied for being fat despite kicking the ass of anyone that did it, even beat up older kids that did the same shit because I was naturally above average in strength, them getting a bloody nose and being covered in bruises helped for a couple of days at most and then they just returned to their usual teasing. +--- 137044534 +>>137041791 +--- 137045651 +>>137043634 +Heh, hadn't noticed +--- 137045835 +>>137041891 +Or at least has seen her tits +--- 137046048 +>>137042532 +Is this a good comic? +--- 137046125 +>>137043634 +yeah, that's sam hyde for you. +--- 137046718 +>>137040010 +>Partner swap +--- 137046792 +>>137041784 +>>137041791 +Back to back, that's amazing +--- 137046811 +>>137039205 +>Argentinian discovers he's not white. +--- 137046816 +>>137034751 +nah she needs to be chubbier if it was mahmapuu also at least she'd have afro puffs not them preztel knots or whatever the fuck that was +--- 137046981 +What's the appeal of this comic? Everyone's a "cheeky cunt" as the bongs call it? +--- 137047068 +>>137036378 +>Who was in Paris? +The Rugrats? +--- 137047138 +>>137042307 +--- 137047140 +>>137042018 +Probably because she's latina +--- 137047162 +>>137041725 +If you look at someone and think you’re important enough to decide what white means, then you decide whether or not they’re white. +--- 137047167 +>>137046048 +It was. +--- 137047198 +>>137040235 +>The Italian/spanish ones are hot +>The blonde ones are hot +>The Mestizas are hot +>Fucking hell. Even the jewesses are hot +How do I save a qt from Argentina, bros? +--- 137047256 +>>137036797 +Fuck Swain and his shitty "art" +--- 137047259 +>>137047256 +No. +--- 137047386 +>>137047162 +A system that actively encourages a lack of definition. Genius. +>>137047256 +But I like Swain, he makes art and only complains about nonsense a little bit. +--- 137047426 +>>137036378 +How do you people jerk off and self insert as this cringe spineless Mc. Why are you people so beta +--- 137047455 +>>137047426 +I'm pretty sure it's for black women to self insert. Some guys might be into being on a leash though. The idea she'll take care of everything and make every decision can be a mental load off. +Not really my thing though. +--- 137047472 +>>137047426 +>women expect every man to be hyper forward and aggressive and experienced +>when you're a naturally submissive and shy virgin man a woman doing all the flirting work is attractive and preferable +its not rocket science. there's also the fact that they're both virgins. +--- 137047503 +>>137034751 +What's she known for? Is she good with her fans? +--- 137047506 +>>137047472 +>black woman in her teens +>virgin +They making a sequel to that Meryl Streep jam about the nuns? +--- 137047593 +>>137047506 +nagatoro is a virgin. that's what i'm talking about. i don't care about this blackwashed shit. +--- 137047657 +>>137047593 +>2023 +>being a virgin +lmao what a virgin +--- 137047713 +>>137047426 +you wouldn't get it. +--- 137047714 +>>137047657 +more men than ever before are virgins into later adulthood nowadays. its why this stuff is more popular. +--- 137047736 +>>137047198 +>Scottish dudes in the year 1700: +--- 137047776 +>>137047714 +I hadn't noticed until now but I had gone the entire day without anything deranged being directed towards me. It's odd. Like forgetting you're wearing socks. That ever happen to you? Stay still for long enough and then move and all of a sudden you remember you're wearing socks? +--- 137047845 +>>137047776 +what is deranged about that statement? 25+ year old virgin men are not uncommon nowadays and soon 30+ year old virgin men will be more common than ever before as well. its a nonissue though because society doesn't care about men. +--- 137047867 +>>137043303 +That's not true. They just have to be cute. You're probably hideous like opening the ark of the covenant ugly. But girls like nerds so long as they're hot. Maybe not size queen whores, but real human regular women. +--- 137047876 +>>137047867 +>just be attractive +great advice anon. very cool. +--- 137047936 +>>137047845 +I meant deranged in the sense that it is completely detached from your reality. You're may as well be telling me that most of the ocean is made of glue. It's on that same level of totally irrelevant and completely impossible to prove or disprove. You're a crazy person, is what I am saying. +--- 137047988 +>>137047714 +>more men than ever before are virgins into later adulthood nowadays +I'm half convinced celibacy was much more common in ancient times. +--- 137047994 +>>137047936 +must be nice to live in whatever idealistic bubble you're in. free from what the average/below average men have to go through. ignorance is bliss. +--- 137048014 +>>137047988 +i'm going to go out on a limb and say resorting to prostitution and rape were both easier things to do for most of human history. bitches be doing everything in their power to make sure we don't even get sexbots. +--- 137048060 +>>137047994 +Well, nobody, and I -mean- nobody in my old school class is a virgin. But we sorta didn't have nerd, must have been the only guy in the 90s+ people group that read comics. + +>>137048014 +Counter point: You only get access to those if you live near trade cities, and most people were rural villages who will see the same 50 faces for most of their lives. +But men were much more open about asking sex before, you still can see it in rural regions of latam where guys openly ask 15 years old to marry them and city people freak out. +But there's also the fact that it was much easy to end up in a lifetime job or social responsibility where you will literally never see a vagina again. +--- 137048114 +>>137048060 +>Well, nobody, and I -mean- nobody in my old school class is a virgin. +too bad your anecdotal evidence doesn't reflect the reality for a lot of less fortunate men. else we wouldn't be having this conversation. i guess you can cope by saying a large amount of men have always died virgins or had stayed virgins until way later in life, and now we just see more people being vocal about it because internet. that doesn't make things any less depressing. +--- 137048302 +>>137047994 +>>137048114 +You're fucking deranged mate. +--- 137048362 +I think people here downplay how important personality is, ugly dudes fuck all the time, POOR ugly dudes fuck all the time. What's unrealistic about these girls wanting to fuck these dudes isn't that they're nerds, it's that they're nerds in the most uncharismatic way possible, which I guess is part of the joke +--- 137048376 +>>137048362 +That's what you think? Of the people on the comics and cartoons board? That they downplay how important personality is? I'll be honest I did not know that about you. But having actually seen you post that. It's a real eye opener. I'll have to keep that in mind. +--- 137048425 +>>137048376 +Are you okay? Did someone hurt you? +--- 137048428 +>>137048362 +>ugly dudes fuck all the time, POOR ugly dudes fuck all the time. +fuck who? prostitutes? fat older single mothers? most people meet on dating apps and online nowadays and that's more looks focused than ever. men who aren't good looking are instantly filtered out of the equation. + +>>137048302 +you're free to think that but being an older virgin is entirely unremarkable and normalized nowadays. +--- 137048442 +>>137048362 +>What's unrealistic about these girls wanting to fuck these dudes isn't that they're nerds, it's that they're nerds in the most uncharismatic way possible, which I guess is part of the joke +Even the the turbo realistic that HOEIII is can't really force himself to land the joke, so he makes the nerd a total boy band twink with the exact type of body tweens swoon over. +--- 137048444 +>>137048425 +Yes. No. +>>137048428 +Dude literally all you are doing is thinking things. Nothing you are typing is true and you have no way of proving otherwise. You are just saying shit. You're a fucking nutbar. +--- 137048458 +>>137048428 +>fuck who? +the girl next door they talk with all the time +--- 137048486 +>>137048458 +ah alright. makes sense. too bad all my neighbors are old and married. +--- 137048550 +>>137048428 +Are you really telling me you never see guys your age or younger dating women notably better looking than they are? You never meet them, never see them online? You ONLY see guys that are as good looking or better than the woman they're dating? +--- 137048556 +>>137034035 +bump +--- 137048566 +>>137048444 +are you a woman, or just an attractive man? your thought process would make sense if you are either. people are usually bewildered like this when told unfortunate truths they're unaware of. +--- 137048582 +>>137048550 +i'm 5'11" and 30 and typically the men around my age or younger i see in relationships are taller than me and fit. the uglier and fatter guys in relationships are usually gen x or older. +--- 137048585 +>>137048550 +> You ONLY see guys that are as good looking or better than the woman they're dating? +Yes? +--- 137048591 +>>137047867 +>Women are too into nerds! +>They just have to be super attractive +>And incredibly fit and athletic +>And into sports +>And demonstrate their assertiveness by bullying weaker people +--- 137048618 +>>137048486 +it's just a term of speech. could be a co-worker, fellow student, whatever. + +when men and women are single and in a group they tend to pick each other. + +you problem is that you don't know the first thing about talking to people, are traumatized by previous failures, and society doesn't really offer a way to fix this problem. +--- 137048633 +>>137048566 +Proofs? +--- 137048640 +>>137048582 +>>137048585 +I dunno what to tell you guys then, I see ugly dudes, fat dudes, and total slobs with women better looking than they are often. You guys in the US north? Maybe it's a south thing +--- 137048662 +>>137048591 +>t. doesn't fuck +--- 137048663 +Look chuds. +It's so simple. +The bar is so low it's below the ground. Just grow your facial bones, get a defined jaw, perfect eyes, a nice nose, make over $200k+ yearly and be conventionally attractive then lower your standards to non existence. It's that simple and you OWE it to women to be good looking. +--- 137048673 +>>137048618 +>when men and women are single and in a group they tend to pick each other +wow imagine that. i wouldn't know. literally none of the women around my age here are single. they're all married or dating haha. oh well. +--- 137048796 +>>137047455 +I’m talking as a whole. Look at /co/. Marco dipper Timmy etc. don’t get me started on /a/ with harems with a skinny Gary Stu who gets god powers. I thought it was supposed to be a power fantasy. Not “literally me!!” +--- 137048849 +>>137048796 +not that anon but my ultimate unrealistic power fantasy is just having a single woman love me. i don't even care about haremshit and i've never understood it. i don't think the average modern woman is capable of loving a man who isn't exceedingly attractive though, at some point she's going to think she can do better or deserves better. +--- 137049106 +>>137048663 +>Just grow your facial bones, get a defined jaw, perfect eyes, a nice nose, make over $200k+ yearly and be conventionally attractive then lower your standards to non existence +>sub 9" dick +not even worth my time +--- 137049122 +>>137048849 +>i don't think the average modern woman is capable of loving a man who isn't exceedingly attractive though +wtf is wrong with this shitty generation? women like confidence, not this endless complaining. is your profile a pic of you sulking and "you'd probably hate me if you met me"? + +the problem is in the mirror +--- 137049149 +>>137048673 +And are you seeking out places where singles meet? Hobbies and shit my nigga. +--- 137049169 +>>137046048 +I pretty much just liked the lazy pokemon trainer guy. He evolved a magikarp into that dragon thing by using the magikarp as a club. +--- 137049211 +>>137049122 +>the problem is in the mirror +yeah me being ugly is a major barrier to getting any woman to consider me dating material i agree. + +>>137049149 +what hobbies do single women flock to? most of those women are in relationships or doing stuff with friends and want to be left alone. people scream to do hobbies but then can't give any examples of what hobbies, and can't give any examples of men they know who met women through said hobbies. its just empty, useless "advice". +--- 137049218 +>>137049122 +>wtf is wrong with this shitty generation? +People lie to themselves and actually manage to believe their own lies. +It's VERY easy for a woman to convince herself her last relationship didn't really count because it didn't end as well as she expected +Men today see this in real time because everyone's conditioned to blog their entire inner monologue. + +It isn't even a gender thing. People are realizing how fucking scummy other people are. The last two decades of human history have proven that Hobbes was objectively right +--- 137049258 +>>137039205 +/co/ only hates HOEIII because he has the absolute gall to not draw every minority character A. Wyatt Mann style. +--- 137049270 +>>137049211 +>what hobbies do single women flock to? +theather, dance, art shit, poetry, gyms (but anyone older than 21 there is an asocial autist both male and female), languages, some sports. + +The reality is that true nerd activity are nerd activities for a reason. They scare the hoes. World of Warcraft was a fluke, parasocial internet communities are USELESS unless they are only populated by people form your city, and the only chicks in gaming are social predators that no normal person wants to hang with. +--- 137049275 +>>137049211 +Trust me anons. +You DO NOT want a hobby woman. +They are all mental. +--- 137049292 +>>137049275 +well then, get an office job or pray to god you are still in talking terms with your collegue / school mates. +--- 137049311 +>>137049270 +>theather, dance, art shit, poetry +doing any of this is just going to make women think you are gay and you'll just be permanently friend zoned. + +>gym +i am ugly and have a shit frame. plus women absolutely hate being approached at gyms unless you're ridiculously good looking. she'll say you're sexually harassing her by even approaching her as a nonchad. + +>>137049292 +>office jobs +dating coworkers is a big nono. don't shit where you sleep. +>mates +never had any. +--- 137049514 +>>137049311 +>>mates +>never had any. +Here's a theory...could it be the problem is your off-putting defeatist personality? Even ugly nerds have ugly nerd friends. They might even have ugly sisters with terrible personalities, which would be of interest to you since you refuse to work on your body or mind. +--- 137049568 +>>137049311 +>doing any of this is just going to make women think you are gay and you'll just be permanently friend zoned. +lol lmao +--- 137049678 +>>137049514 +i don't need to work on my body any futher than daily cardio i lost a ton of weight. muscle on my awful frame with my horrible face would be genuinely pathetic and hilarious. +>They might even have ugly sisters with terrible personalities +in my experience those women either marry their high school sweethearts or are total shut ins who disregard all men because of mental illness, or them being closeted dykes. all the nerd women i was aware of growing up got married RIGHT out of high school. + +>>137049568 +am i incorrect? i'm also not interested in any of that and would just be faking interest for pussy which is unappealing for women, unless you're good looking. if you're ugly and passionate about that artsy fartsy shit then yeah by all means you'll probably attract a nerdy girl in high school. +--- 137049732 +>>137049149 +>seeking out places where singles meet? +Singles meeting IRL is so 2000. +Singles meeting online is so 2010. +Singles don't meet period anymore. +--- 137050229 +>>137033869 (OP) +Sweet, St. Trinnians is on BBC. +--- 137050803 +>>137050229 +>St. Trinnians +Something for everyone. +Especially me. +--- 137050814 +>>137042018 +>Cartoon characters have to be drawn with 100% accurate racial features +--- 137050853 +>>137049678 +>Am I incorrect +Yes. Though you sound committed to never improving yourself in any way. +--- 137050942 +>>137033869 (OP) +Nerd is the luckiest ever +--- 137051030 +Bully: The webcomic. +I hope he actually does some Bully fanart, would love to see his take on Jimmy +--- 137051461 +>>137050853 +what exactly would be the point when even if i did massively improve myself i would never be a woman's first or preferable choice. +--- 137051750 +>>137049678 +>am i incorrect? +friendzoning is a thing is you are 15 or 23 who hangs out with mental teenagers. +After that it's entirely dependent on whether you show interest or not. Merely talking to women shows interest, unless you are so awkward you look like you are pretending you don't find them attractive +--- 137051841 +>>137033869 (OP) +Hard to take brit shit-talk seriously, with their higher pitched voices and speech made up of silly words that sound like baby/toddler-talk. +--- 137052053 +>>137051750 +>unless you are so awkward you look like you are pretending you don't find them attractive +i don't understand what this means. how do i look like i find a woman attractive? +--- 137052199 +>>137051030 +the Bully inspiration has been obvious from the start, isn't the tall Non White guy just jimmy but taller and buffer? +--- 137052251 +>>137052053 +>how do i look like i find a woman attractive? +Be male and not be a sperg. Every woman assumes that a man who talks to them wants into their pants. + +Women don't assume you are gay. Gays explicitly adopt body language and clothes that outs them as gay. Gaydar failure only happens when they are wearing their work clothes. +--- 137052398 +>>137051461 +Even if that's true, it's literally just making your life better being healthier or finding actual interests. There's no reason not to want it other than being a lazy sack of shit who doesn't see value in anything other than pussy. +--- 137052440 +>>137052398 +i am healthy. i have interests i actually like they just can't get me laid. why would i force myself to try and like things i don't like for the slim chance at getting laid? i won't be the best man there and am a wizard so it's just going out of my comfort zone so i can see more experienced guys hook up while i leave alone. +--- 137053307 +>>137037395 +>women actively pursues self insert +>but now she is _____ race +This might count as many things but its pretty much the opposite of cuckposting. Like the dudes white, the chicks black. +--- 137053337 +>>137053117 +She looks like she preys on virgin white guys +--- 137053420 +>>137044502 +Maybe you shouldve lost some weight tubby +--- 137053447 +>>137053420 +the weight gave him strength clearly. +--- 137053459 +>>137053447 +Not enough to hit them so hard he wouldnt get bullied. +--- 137053509 +>>137053337 +please be real +-white boy +--- 137053736 +>>137053307 +Senpai and Niggatoro are as Japanese as Ramen Noodles and War crime denials. +--- 137053757 +>>137053509 +Well, I’m pretty sure she wanted to fuck the white nerd, so it’s safe to assume she’s into white guys +--- 137053782 +>>137053509 +Correction: Virgin, cute white boys her age. I bet you're an ugly, fat, 30-something year old freak in real life. You'll remain a virgin the rest of your life. +--- 137054179 +>>137053782 +might as well just tell him to kill himself at that point anon. though it is always funny when the sex haver mask slips and your true feelings come out. +--- 137054253 +>>137033869 (OP) +Where is Skyla? Is she safe? Is she Okay? +--- 137054436 +>>137053782 +That's a stereotype. Ugly fat bastards just hire hookers because they're realists. +--- 137054498 +>>137053337 +She based +--- 137054599 +>>137033869 (OP) +Is this the Moon Over June sequel? +--- 137054693 +>>137041791 +He's searching for that later +--- 137055243 +>>137053782 +>her age +preferably younger +--- 137055612 +>>137050942 +>imagine the smell +Seriously, she always looks like she fucking reeks real good diff --git a/co/137035354.txt b/co/137035354.txt index 833054833170508fe039735c3ae3a80450aadd03..e281d649dbc2f0183b249abfe993a1e00c9b532d 100644 --- a/co/137035354.txt +++ b/co/137035354.txt @@ -192,3 +192,618 @@ holy based almighty --- 137039250 >>137039178 I wonder if Catman and Ghost-Maker will get together? +--- 137039489 +>>137035685 +No. That would be Harley Quinn. +--- 137039545 +>>137035354 (OP) +He's not even the best Gay Batman in DC +--- 137039571 +>>137038691 +Jim Lee is EIC +--- 137039574 +>>137039178 +When did Catman start showing up in comics again? +--- 137039576 +I like how the westaboo nips call him ゴスメ氏. I wonder if they also have scanlators or do they use apps to TL comics. +--- 137039594 +>>137039545 +>He's not even the best Gay Batman in DC +What do you mean by that? Who would even fit that description anyway? +--- 137039599 +>>137039550 +Gay nigga alert +--- 137039601 +>>137039550 +Is this when /co/ started hating him? +--- 137039604 +>>137039594 +Midnighter +--- 137039618 +>>137039594 +The one and only. +--- 137039621 +>>137039545 +No one cares about Tim though. DC attempted to make Tim gay to seem more relevant and people remain indifferent towards Tim. +--- 137039631 +>>137039621 +>Tim +Retard. +--- 137039640 +>>137039601 +More or less I would assume, maybe even before then where we see him in one page on a jet after sleeping with a man and a woman? +--- 137039648 +>>137039631 +Is Tim not a Batman? Does Tim not become Batman in various future timelines? +--- 137039653 +>>137039601 +You should have seen the OMG BRUCE IS GAY NOW bait threads. +--- 137039659 +>>137039604 +>>137039618 +Oh how foolish of me, how could I forget Midnighter? But Ghost-Maker is bisexual and is just proficient in martial arts. +--- 137039677 +When is Tynion going to get the hint that his characters suck and only serve to swamp Gotham? +--- 137039849 +>>137039594 +>>137039659 +Catman +--- 137040028 +>>137039849 +But much like Ghost-Maker, he is bisexual too and proficient in martial arts. +--- 137040077 +>>137037929 +>Silly pants +Least of his problems, his entire design clashes with Batman and the rest of the Batfamily, fucker looks like he should be a Beyond villain +--- 137040098 +>>137040028 +>fight Ghost-Maker or Catman +>cut them up +>they get their blood on you +>get HIV +--- 137040101 +>>137040077 +He's not supposed to belong there. +--- 137040130 +I haven't liked any batman character introduced in the past dozen years +--- 137040158 +>>137040098 +HIV isn't only present in gay or bisexual men anon. But to humor you, I bet the same could be said of much of the females in Batman rogues gallery. +--- 137040163 +>>137040158 +>But to humor you, I bet the same could be said of much of the females in Batman rogues gallery. +Every woman in DC is gay these days so I wouldn't be surprised. +--- 137040193 +>>137040163 +Lois Lane? +--- 137040215 +>>137040193 +Jon needed the gay gene from someone. +--- 137040216 +>>137040215 +Barbara Gordon? +--- 137040233 +>>137040216 +she had the wheelchair to hide her raging boner for a while +--- 137040253 +>>137040216 +Birds of Pray anon. Massive dyke. +--- 137040262 +>>137040233 +>>137040253 +Talia al Ghoul? +--- 137040288 +>>137040216 +Gay. +>>137040262 +>Batman love interest +Gay. +--- 137040312 +>>137040288 +Dinah Drake? +--- 137040333 +>>137040077 +Why would his design mesh with batfamily's? +--- 137040334 +>>137040312 +>character heavily tied to Gail Simone +Gay. +--- 137040342 +>>137040333 +Dude looks too futuristic for what is supposed to be a character tied to gothic elements. +--- 137040377 +>>137040334 +Zatanna? +--- 137040404 +>>137040377 +>touched Constantine +Yes. And she has HIV. +--- 137040407 +>>137035354 (OP) +If they wanted a murderous Batman who is ruthless and wears white to contrast with Batman's black and Grey Azrael is right there... +--- 137040427 +>>137040407 +They wanted a gay Asian man for muh rep or something. +--- 137040430 +>>137040404 +They both have magical abilities, even if it were the case they could easily take it away. How about Kara Zor-L? +--- 137040432 +>>137040407 +>Azrael is right there... +A straight dude? How the hell is Tynion supposed to self insert as him? +--- 137040467 +>>137040430 +>even if it were the case they could easily take it away. +Last time John Constantine literally need to make a deal with the devil to get the cum out of his lungs and only got out of it due to rare circumstances. +--- 137040508 +>>137040467 +It would be a lot of trouble no doubt, but it wouldn't be impossible. +--- 137040549 +>>137040508 +Again, John did it because all the three lords of hell had dibs on him, a fight between the three would mean Heaven can make easy work of the survivor, so they called a truce. In any other circumstance it wouldn't have worked. +--- 137040555 +>>137035354 (OP) +He's had his moments +--- 137040593 +>>137040555 +Based Ghost-Maker moment. +--- 137040635 +>>137040430 +Dyked it out with PG in Kandor while they cosplayed as Nightwing and Flamebird +--- 137040669 +Ghost-Maker is hot. He doesn't feel like a Batman character. I like him though. + +>>137040163 +Lesbians have the lowest HIV transmission rates of all. + +Greatest risk to lowest: men who have sex with men, men who don't have sex with men, women who have sex with men, women who don't have sex with men + +>>137040158 +Keep telling yourself that, anon. Remember PrEP and condoms, always. + +You know, health organizations have been trying to reduce blood donation restrictions specific to men who have homosexual sex, in the name of fighting homophobia. But until HIV/AIDS is cured, gay sex havers will continue to face increased restrictions. It's not homophobia, it's just that even our overlords don't want to deal with the blood supply being contaminated by the riskiest vector. The data doesn't lie. + +https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/fact-sheets/hiv/HIV-gay-bisexual-men.html + +https://www.columbiatribune.com/story/news/2010/10/22/missourian-with-hiv-gave-blood/21467330007/ +--- 137040699 +>>137040669 +>Greatest risk to lowest: men who have sex with men +Bi-bros... +--- 137040735 +>>137040669 +I didn't advocate for unsafe sex anon. That's a given to have protection, taking PrEP, and getting tested. +--- 137040751 +I love these little guys so much :) +--- 137040753 +>>137040669 +I was just stating that while it is very rare for those beyond homosexual and bisexual men to contract HIV. It still isn't nor should it be treated as an impossibility, especially if one isn't taking the proper precautions. +--- 137040767 +Issue where Jon Kent and Tim Drake get HIV when? +--- 137040824 +>>137040767 +Don't be ridiculous. And besides there were multiple ads back in the day that had brought attention to it. +--- 137040836 +>>137040824 +kek +--- 137040862 +>>137040824 +Tim getting HIV from his new boyfriend wouldn't be out of the park given how much he worships Bernard to the point of abandoning Steph like trash. +--- 137040889 +>>137040862 +If it's only him and Bernard they shouldn't have much to worry about, provided they take the necessary precautions. It's not as if Tim is running himself out in the alleys of Gotham. +--- 137040897 +>>137040889 +>It's not as if Tim is running himself out in the alleys of Gotham. +It's the Boy Virgin we're worried about, its his gay boyfriend. +--- 137040908 +>>137040897 +It's *not the Boy Virgin we're worried about +--- 137040934 +>>137040897 +Is there anything to suggest that Bernard is less than faithful? +--- 137040951 +>>137037929 +GHOST-BREAKER +--- 137040953 +>>137040934 +>Is there anything to suggest that Bernard is less than faithful? +>a young gay twink in a major city on the East Coast +Haha, nope! +--- 137040988 +>>137040953 +Well then so you agree? Now get your mind off the sex lifes of fictional characters and perhaps have a discussion on something interesting? +--- 137041039 +>>137040988 +>and perhaps have a discussion on something interesting? +Sorry bro, these comics suck in the sense that they're boring and not bad in a fun way. Might as well have fun shitting on them. +--- 137041082 +>>137041039 +For the energy you put into that you might as well discuss something that was of interest to you in the past to at least reflect. Or you could even talk about books that have caught your interest beyond the big two. +--- 137041124 +>>137040407 +Jean Paul isn't really ACTIVELY ruthless though, it's just his programming, he himself doesn't like it +--- 137041140 +>>137041082 +If that new Green Lantern run isn't good at all or if they pull a Tim Drake/Jon Kent on one of the Four Corpsmen, I'm officially quitting comics full time. +--- 137041152 +>>137040951 +I like the sleeveless look. +--- 137041167 +>>137041140 +They already got Alan Scott and Jo Mullein, I highly doubt they'll pull the Rabbit out of the hat again for the Lanterns. +--- 137041183 +>>137041167 +>I highly doubt they'll pull the Rabbit out of the hat again for the Lanterns. +That faggot Morrison wanted to make Hal Jordan a pansexual, there is no line that can be crossed. +--- 137041191 +Khoa's dream was to have a ménage à trois with Bruce and Talia. +--- 137041223 +>>137041191 +Is that so? I was always under the impression that Bruce and only him was the Apple of Khoa's eye. +--- 137041271 +>>137041167 +Jo Mullien was always gay from the beginning. Plus she's a shit character that nobody likes. +--- 137041305 +>>137040934 +dude was crushing on Tim's stepmom and implying he should bang her, I don't think he's chaste. +--- 137041346 +>>137041305 +Perhaps, but I would suspect Megan Fitzmartin would recontextualize that as Bernard putting on airs, pretending he had an attraction. I am not sure if Bernard is bisexual like Tim or homosexual. If he's the latter then I could see her writing something along those lines. +--- 137041369 +>>137041271 +Like I said, they already have their "representative" amongst the Lanterns, I doubt that Hal Jordan, Kyle Rayner, Guy Gardner, and John Stewart are in any likelihood of coming out as bisexual or homosexual. Sure Grant Morrison sees Hal as pan, but so far that hasn't been set in stone. +--- 137041438 +>>137041305 +>>137041346 +Guys Bernard is gay. He said it in the last issue where they get firebombed at a restaurant. +--- 137041506 +>>137041438 +Well there you have it, Bernard's apparent crush on Tim's step mother was nothing more than a lie. +--- 137041635 +>>137041223 +Talia is gorgeous. She used to be sweet and nurturing and sincerely romantic too, but I guess Khoa never got to meet that version of her. Talia and Khoa are both intelligent and cultured, I could see them having an affair. + +Khoa is bisexual, and maybe in his fantasies he'd try to win over Bruce to man-loving, by sweetening the pot with a woman. Deep down I think Bruce needs to have a home life with a wife (or spouse if we can imagine he's bisexual) and kids. As eccentric as he is, he's also a bit of a square and a softie in some ways. I'd guess Khoa would prefer to not settle down into a nest so much, or at least he expects himself not to be that type. So the best configuration is to get a third person to fulfill the roles that Khoa doesn't think he'd fulfill, and someone whom Khoa himself could enjoy. Otoh it's very arguable that Khoa wants Bruce to be satisfied with only him, and that's why they "broke up" in the first place. + +Selina actually had a rift with Bruce in the 1980s because he was really invested in parenting Jason, and she realized she wasn't cut out to jump into motherhood like Talia and Nocturna. I honestly think the stigma of dating as a single parent contributed to Jason being killed off. Anyway Khoa has confronted Bruce about their conflicting crimefighting ideologies, but I'm sure he's also thought about the gap in their familial desires. + +Of course, we know future timeline Selinas tend to settle down and become a wife and mother after all. I'd bet Khoa might end up similarly in a timeline where he gets together with Bruce. +--- 137041709 +>>137041635 +That seems to make sense with your further elaboration. Though I wonder if the writers at DC had really thought that much about Ghost-Makers desires in terms of his character building. Nonetheless, it was a neat reading overall. Although I doubt many would be privy to that idea should it ever manifest somehow. +--- 137042017 +>>137038325 +He's based as fuck. +--- 137042130 +>>137035354 (OP) +As far as shitty +>well actually, all these years, established character with known backstory was also tied to donut steel nr5875487 +characters go, Ghostmaker is among the nice ones. +--- 137042149 +>>137040407 +who +--- 137042464 +>>137039103 +I actually don't see him getting along with Damian, not at first at least, maybe if it was early murder Damian, but current Damian has actually made an effort to change his ways and would give Ghost-Maker a lot of shit before he fully accepted him. +--- 137042482 +>>137038921 +>50+ appearances and every single one of them is in a Batman title. +Yes, Batman characters do tend to appear in Batman books, to me, that doesn't make him part of the family, again, not yet at least. +It really depends on who you ask, you might consider characters like Harley Quinn or the Batman Inc. members as part of it just like Ghost-Maker, but I don't. +--- 137042490 +>>137040407 +This isn't about it being a murderous Batman, this is about Bruce having a stranded friendship with a murderous Batman, that's not a thing with Azrael. +--- 137042502 +>>137042149 +I think he meant Michael Lane. +--- 137042514 +The fujos sure had a fucking field day with Ghost-Maker, huh? +--- 137042544 +>>137042514 +I haven't seen fujos like anyone other than Dick +Where are you even encountering them? +--- 137042612 +>>137042490 +Isn't that Two-Face's thing? +--- 137042695 +>>137042544 +I'm referring to all the homoerotic art on this thread. +It may not be from fujos specifically, but I didn't want to just say "gay men enjoyers". +--- 137042706 +>>137042612 +Two-Face is an outright villain (half the time), Ghost-Maker is an anti-hero and more of a direct mirror to Bruce's war against crime. +--- 137042728 +>asshole batman-lite who doesn't care about people and is strong +he's just like me fr +--- 137042745 +>>137038942 +>wanted a Dick +>got a Jason instead +Sad! +--- 137042754 +>>137035354 (OP) +I like the name, it reminds me of Foolkiller +besides that, shit design for a garbage character and i'm surprised it lasted so long +--- 137042777 +>>137035507 +You know answer, anon. James Tynion. He just looooves writing alphabet characters +--- 137042796 +>>137042706 +>half the time +Ayyyyy. I guess there's always Red Hood but nobody respects him because he's an edgelord +--- 137042811 +>>137035853 +>what if we create Batman... but WHITE and he KILLS PEOPLE +It's fucking gay Nemesis, you cretins +--- 137042814 +Ghost-maker also appeared in one of the Basedstroke chapters I think +--- 137042873 +>>137042796 +Red Hood is a different type of mirror, has kinda mellowed out lately, and is still one of Bruce's boys at the end of the day rather than a grown man. +--- 137042894 +>>137035386 +This. He sucks and costume generic as shit +--- 137042908 +>>137035853 +Was probably the gay orgy to show he’s bi +--- 137042973 +>>137042908 +>gay orgy +It was a threesome with a man and a woman. +--- 137042989 +>>137042894 +>costume is generic +What are you smoking?? A generic costume is like the flash. His costume is as unique as you can get you braindead fuck. +Left shoulder cape, right chest straps, two swords on the right, parachute pants and a mech helmet? how on earth is that generic kill yourself. +--- 137043006 +>>137042989 +>flash +>generic +Holy bad taste. +--- 137043054 +>>137043006 +you don't know the definition of generic if you don't think Flash has a generic hero costume. +--- 137043066 +>>137043054 +You could say that about Superman you retard. The reason it is generic is a lot of heroes mimic Flash's outfit now you moron +--- 137044084 +>>137042745 +I mean he did it specifically after Jason died to prove he could make a better robin than Bruce but lol. +--- 137044147 +>>137043006 +I mean, It is quite generic but you can be not very original and still look good, Hulk design looks great even though he's just Solomon Grundy in pretty much everyway. +--- 137044254 +>>137042514 +I think a lot of them got on board after reading Batman the Knight. +--- 137044384 +>>137042695 +>but I didn't want to just say "gay men enjoyers". +How come? It’s not impossible for an audience like that to enjoy that fanart even if it’s primarily made for a female audience. +--- 137044404 +>>137035354 (OP) +I hate his stupid helmet, looks like a goofy electric car. I refuse to believe anyone ever thought the Aladdin pants were a good idea, they are definitely there as an artist crutch. +--- 137044428 +>>137044404 +I personally don’t mind the helmet but I agree those pants do look rather cumbersome. +--- 137044492 +>>137038588 +--- 137044543 +>>137035354 (OP) +>>137038206 +>>137038325 +>>137038588 +Cool Destiny 2 character. +--- 137044612 +>>137038325 +At least Batman's back from multiverse shenanigans to stop him. Or maybe Bao will get through to him. +--- 137045310 +>>137035354 (OP) +He looks like a cool character. +--- 137045365 +They're called Hammer Time pants. +--- 137045452 +>>137038955 +You tell me. +--- 137045509 +>>137044254 +Not one but TWO breakups in the rain. +--- 137045527 +>>137042973 +those always end up with the two men fucking each other while the woman is licking one of their balls or making out with the top while hes fucking the bottom +--- 137045547 +>>137038325 +--- 137045598 +>>137045527 +You know that from experience? +--- 137045618 +>>137045527 +Least hedonistic bisexual relationship +--- 137046033 +>>137042894 +>>137042989 +Ghostmaker looks like any random modern videogame character. In fact the first time I saw him I thought he was from Destiny or whatever the fuck game(I don't know I mostly stopped playing American games after gen 7) +In fact I'd say for modern comics, that's become a generic style design because no one really designs basic superhero looks like The Flash anymore, everyone is going for the "can be adapted to movies/games" look. +--- 137046171 +>>137035853 +>>137042908 +GM is cool... but he is a Super Cool OC Donut Steel. I don't think /co/ is divided on Ghost-Maker majorly because of his sexuality, he's "one of the good ones" like Midnighter or Constantine. + +But he's a very late addition to the lore. He got an "undeserved" push like Punchline did, without any respect for the seniority of established characters. And sometimes it feels like a lot of importance and gravity is assigned to him, when again he's a late retconned addition to the lore. His name and flashy outfit and overpoweredness make him need to work to "earn" his reputation. Sort of like how certain vocal Nightwing fans get unreasonably annoyed about the rare occasion when Red Hood isn't a useless loser, because Red Hood doesn't have the 80 years of history, "universal constant", "keystone of the universe", "friend to all" that Dick Grayson has "earned". Or probably more like Tim fans absolutely frothing at the mouth over Damian. Or Stephanie and Cassandra fans hating Kate and H*rper, though everybody rightfully hates H*rper. + +Yeah, I guess some people were soured by Zd*rsky teasing a gay relationship for Bruce, but I haven't seen more complaining than when that regularly happens wirh the Joker. + +/co/ probably likes Ghost-Maker more than any other Batman OC created in the last 10 years, as low of a bar that it is, off the top of my head. He's better liked than Duke Thomas most of the time. Certainly more than Gotham Girl. More popular than the decent Mr Bloom. +--- 137046584 +>>137046171 +>/co/ probably likes Ghost-Maker more than any other Batman OC created in the last 10 years +Really? I feel like hardly anyone knows about him or feels indifferent, but I wouldn't equate that to "like." +--- 137046701 +Batman Inc is such a slog. Not even GM is enough to keep me interested. Did people like the previous Batman Inc? How did you get invested in these literally who OCs? +--- 137046930 +>>137040824 +I remember various PSAs about the one kid at school having AIDS. Nobody ever commented about how the kid got it... +--- 137046973 +>>137041438 +>"Guys I'm gay." +>Restaurant catches fire +Now that's what I call a flaming faggot. +--- 137047471 +>>137045365 +You mean parachute pants? +--- 137047872 +>>137035354 (OP) +Is Clownhunter still around, too? +--- 137048046 +>>137039234 +>He looks no worse than the other recent characters that have debuted over the last few years. +but they're all shit too +--- 137048155 +>>137035354 (OP) +Why are DCfags so gay? +--- 137048783 +>>137048046 +You're not wrong it's just out of the rest of them from a visual standpoint. Ghost-Maker seems to be the better looking one, his design is far from original but I'll take him over Clownhunter or Punchline. +--- 137048814 +>>137041223 +Yeah sure, but he wouldn't say no would he? +--- 137048858 +>>137046033 +This nigga gets it, I fucking hate modern super hero character design they always clash with the legacy characters and look like the shitty fan fic OCs that they are +--- 137048885 +>>137047872 +He's his sidekick in Batman Incorporated, yeah. +--- 137049170 +>>137047872 +I'm sorry but as an anime-enjoyer. +This design is top tier. +--- 137049377 +>>137046171 +Forgot to add, Ghost-Maker is a MURDERER. DC fans get extremely touchy about murder, it's the scarlet letter. Batman can emotionally and physically abuse and manipulate children ad nauseam, but murder of inconsequential no-name predators or an omnicidal clown or Sapient Giant Blob Accidentally Killing Everything In Its Path is a huge no-no. There is a dedicated contingent of fans who unequivocally hate Harley Quinn, Red Hood, and even Batwoman and Damian and Catwoman for this same reason. + +>>137046584 +Well like I say, the bar is low. But I guess at least Ghost-Maker can get a thread going without a bunch of seething and ennui. Punchline doesn't really get threads except for fan art where she's inexplicably fixated on Yara Flor's buttocks, Duke Thomas only gets threads to talk about how much of a bore he is and also weird racist stuff about shipping him with Cass. I feel like Ghost-Maker has people saying he's cool and they like him, or he has potential but he needs some tweaking, or he could be easily adapted into a game or something, etc. +--- 137049656 +I actually have a GM folder now. +--- 137049768 +>>137049656 +>>137049677 +>>137049700 +>>137049714 +>>137049749 +Very nice, got anymore? +--- 137049796 +>>137049768 +Working through the folder. I won't post the lewds. +--- 137049975 +>>137035507 +I thought Hush was his childhood gay friend. +--- 137050032 +>>137038896 +Based Adam +--- 137050048 +holy fuck STOP Gayposting keep your faggotry out. +--- 137050088 +>>137050048 +>still following a ghost-maker thread 200 posts in +Maybe it's you who is gay. +--- 137050118 +>>137050048 +I won't post the R18 stuff no matter now hard you use reverse psychology on me. This is the last non-lewd I have. +--- 137050142 +>>137048783 +>Clownhunter +Kid needs a new fit. +--- 137050194 +>>137050142 +GM gave him new clothes but he ditched them after Phantom-One showed up. +--- 137050203 +Let me know when GM gets a page like this. Or gets drawn by that once gayface DC artist. +--- 137050298 +>>137050203 +Ghost-Maker illustrated by Travis Moore? That'll be the day for sure. +--- 137050315 +>>137038667 +>tim idealistic +Isn't this the guy who got Jason out of prison, went full mad scientist and blew up a bunch of league bases? +--- 137050367 +>>137050298 +Can he draw asian men? +--- 137050370 +>>137050315 +Well I did say he seems to be one, doesn't necessarily means he completely upholds his values, he even lies to Batman on many occasions. +--- 137050434 +>>137050315 +In terms of his story and actions, he's the pragmatic one. He tries to get shit done as best as possible with what's available. It's why he used to always nag Bruce about accepting Huntress and Steph to make the job easier way back when. He tries to be moral and just but is willing to cross some lines, which is why his bad end always revolves around him snapping and going dictator, murderbat for the greater good +--- 137050462 +>>137050367 +Well Moore did draw Jay Nakamura for one of the covers of the Son of Kal El series. +--- 137050558 +>>137050462 +He's drawn him for other covers too, and he generally looks fine for what he is. I don't think Moore has a problem drawing good-looking men; if anything, Jay got too much of a boost. +--- 137050585 +>>137050462 +Good god his boyfriend is hideous. +--- 137051566 +>>137035354 (OP) +His pants make no goddamn sense. They look DESIGNED to restrict leg movement. +--- 137051755 +>>137051566 +I don't get them either not only are they distracting from a visual standpoint, they do seem like a hinderance. Are those pants actually used in some martial arts uniforms? Are they more moveable than they seem? +--- 137051798 +>>137051755 +No martial art or fighting system has a uniform that would hinder the practitioner like that. +--- 137052415 +>>137050032 +Cringe. +--- 137052501 +>>137051566 +Does this looked restricted to you? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo [Embed] +--- 137052933 +>>137050585 +I'm glad Khoa has more art than that pink abomination. +--- 137053048 +Rhea... +--- 137053076 +>>137053048 +--- 137053796 +>>137049377 +>...he could be easily adapted into a game or something, etc. +I could definitely see him in a game where you may come across him as an optional boss or perhaps a secret character you could play as. +--- 137053885 +>>137049377 +Ghost-Maker is just dude!Katana created for royalties. +--- 137053988 +>>137050434 +It's one of my main peeves about how Tim is treated in a lot of fan spaces. Dude is low-key and amiable, which a lot of people interpret as passive and weak when in canon he's actually fairly assertive and driven. +--- 137054195 +>>137041183 +Hal is my favorite character, and it'd only make sense that he'd fuck anything that breathes as long as it's sexy. Sure he's only historically been with women, but who really fuckn cares besides crybabies like you. +--- 137054243 +>>137054195 +Hal has only ever shown attraction to women. You're trying to make him something he's not. +--- 137054698 +>>137053614 → +He's in. +--- 137054744 +>>137052501 +Ghost-Maker's pants don't separate till BELOW the knee. +--- 137054776 +>>137040669 +Tynion literally made him to be a Shonen rival for Bruce +--- 137055503 +>>137054776 +How many rivals does Bruce Wayne have anyway? +--- 137055633 +>>137049170 +My personal issue is though that during that era of Batman comics, there were way too many full-face-mask characters so while Ghostmaker looked cool, it became really repetative. + +The characters I'm talking about besides Ghostmaker are The Designer, The Broker and Future State Red Hood. +--- 137055662 +>>137055633 +Here's the Broker (badass color pattern though) +--- 137055680 +>>137055662 +>>137055633 +And Future State Red Hood who looks like some Scorpion DLC skin. diff --git a/co/137035416.txt b/co/137035416.txt index b4a7838d0695cc8c439aada43b6f0bb98b02be4f..e17b03de59bd67e5931f26674c008161203f03a2 100644 --- a/co/137035416.txt +++ b/co/137035416.txt @@ -72,3 +72,219 @@ Will you people fuck off and stop ruining everything funny with your whiny overs --- 137039239 >>137038738 Dude, the word is older then most posters here, it only now more socially known and used. +--- 137039926 +>>137035416 (OP) +Because Matt and Trey want to show how not racist they are. It is also why they changed his name to be more politically correct (remember, NuSouth Park is about apologizing for past episodes). + +Also, they like to use to the character to talk about race politics. +--- 137040145 +>>137039134 +We're in a South Park thread. The fuck were you expecting? +--- 137040225 +>>137040145 +How the fuck did South Park of all things end up gaining a fanbase straight from tumblr? +--- 137040796 +>>137040225 +Because Tumblr is full of groomers and love shipping underage boys. +--- 137041105 +>>137035416 (OP) +>Whenever Tolkien's not on screen, the other characters should be asking "Where's Tolkien?" +--- 137041503 +>>137041105 +Damn, he really misses that stripper's kid. +--- 137041595 +>>137041105 +>When are they going to get to the multi-ass laboratory?! +--- 137042395 +I'm glad I stopped watching this shit before it became soulless. +--- 137042500 +>>137040225 +Basically this >>137040796 and the simple art style allows for a lot of elbow room to adjust their designs as they please. Same why men coom over simple art style animated YouTubers +--- 137042776 +>latest season +>"season" +>6 episodes long +They better be working on a game or something to justify this bullshit. +--- 137043076 +cut-off point? 10, 11? +--- 137043129 +>>137043076 +for me when the normal principal is replaced with PC principal +--- 137043133 +He's the only kid that lives close to Stan and Randy so we're gonna see a lot more of him by proxy. I don't mind though, I always liked Tolkien +--- 137043165 +>>137041105 +I've noticed arms folded leaning back Cartman on a lot of their merch lately, they seem to really think this is hilarious +--- 137043449 +>>137038701 +>>Noooooooo you can't grow up and mature, you need to be transphobic, racist and ableist until you die +You either die funny, or live long enough to see yourself become the clown. +--- 137043596 +>>137036756 +>backpedalled about his name +How are people still being so retarded about this gag? It's unbelievable how threatened retards like you act over it +--- 137043623 +>>137035416 (OP) +My complaint is that he is lukewarm. He is even straighter a man than Stan, who already has the role covered. +--- 137043638 +>>137043596 +The joke was unfunny and obnoxiously pushed. +--- 137043649 +>>137038701 +>>Noooooooo you can't grow up and mature +They were in their late 20s when they made South Park, they're almost 50 so they need to increase their show's ESG score so they can maximize bonus revenue to give their kids. +--- 137043704 +>>137043596 +>gag, except it's 100% serious and becomes the new canon going forward. Also they desperately try to memory hole past instances of him being named 'Token' +hilarious, had me rolling on the floor laughing, even. +--- 137044125 +>>137043638 +Same as any other unfunny obnoxious south park gag except it was one episode and retarded fucks like you are still crying about it. Why are you so defensive about it? +--- 137044163 +>>137044125 +>>>>>>>>one episode +>he's still listed as "tolkien black" +--- 137044582 +>>137038935 +I would argue that not making fun of crippled and disabled people would be ableism +Or getting offended on their behalf and telling them how to feel about jokes that "might hurt their feelings" +Disabled people are either smart enough to think for themselves or to dumb to care +--- 137044693 +>>137044125 +I am not defensive. It is the Szechuan Sauce of South Park. Some assholes in the fandom thought it was the best joke ever and kept spamming it obnoxiously. +--- 137044717 +I don't even like Token but this is the same thing they've done with butters, Jimmy and Tweek, so I don't know why you're complaining...well I do, but I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. +--- 137044739 +>>137038738 +Ableism, like most isms, is an actual thing, just wokeoids take everything relating to disabilities not being shown in a 100% positive light as ableism. + +Actual ableism is not hiring someone in a wheelchair for a call center job, because you might need to increase the walkway size in the cubicle farm a bit, or assign them a seat. + +Woke ableism is the combat wheelchair from D&D. In a setting where every disability can be cured or circumvented, which the primary gameplay is going to ancient ruins and stabbing goblins people got upset there weren't rules for if their character was wheelchair bound. And then they gave it advantages over having the ability to walk. +--- 137045226 +>>137035651 +His name is Tolkien. +--- 137045271 +>>137035703 +No because Butters and Tweek were actually funny. Neither normies nor fandomfags like Token so I'm mot sure why exactly M&T shill him so much lately. +--- 137045339 +>>137045271 +Matt and Trey don't need to cater to their fans, Tegridy proves that. They like Tolkien because he's funny to them and therefore use him. You can either wait it out or drop the show +--- 137045427 +>>137038701 +Imbeciles like you actually think you're mature with what isn't even Captain Planet shit? You SJWs instead of taking down the FEDs are wasting our precious time with your mental disease and special snowflake syndrome? +Go in the looney bin or mental hospital if you have a genuine problem. Get a job at walmart or office or enroll in the army and shut the fuck up if you want to be mature. +Narcissistic arrogant hypocritical contradicting double standard immature shitheads. +--- 137045445 +>>137038701 +>>137038796 +>>137038935 + + +You're a bunch of whiny unfunny faggots. Kill yourselves +--- 137045477 +matt stone is a blue wikipedia link +--- 137046460 +>>137044125 +>>137045226 +See what I mean. It's not funny the hundredth time. +--- 137047346 +>>137042776 +They're short now because they have to do 2 specials a year for paramount+, it's what the streaming wars ep was about +--- 137047452 +> WAHHHHHH WHY IS A BLACK SHOTA IN MY CARTOON MOMMY! I WANT LOLIS AND TENDIES +--- 137048084 +>>137045339 +>Fans have no rights to complain because it's not their show! +Stop being such a faggy yes-man + +>>137047452 +No one watches South Park for lolis aside from a secluded group of weird stendyfags +--- 137048227 +>>137048084 +I don't want to lolify her. I just wanna post cute images of her. +--- 137048523 +>>137048227 +Why not both? +--- 137048804 +>>137045226 +its token and the joke completely falls apart if you actually have the slightest clue of how tolkien is pronounced. its nothing like "token". thats why the joke feels forced and retarded. +--- 137050372 +>>137048523 +There should be more fanart of Wendy with breast implants. Imagine if she kept them for the whole series. +--- 137050417 +>>137035416 (OP) +It's weird but not terrible. +--- 137050855 +>>137050372 +haha yeah imagine lol +--- 137050950 +i would rather see Tweek and Craig for gay jokes instead of Token +--- 137050999 +>>137050372 +She's better flat. +--- 137051064 +>>137050999 +Objectively false, see here: >>137050855 +Look at the hekmas on that Joozamak. +--- 137051358 +>>137051064 +That looks ugly, though. But what do you expect, it's SB99. +--- 137051624 +>>137051358 +Imagine not wanting to motorboat those tits. +--- 137051981 +>>137045477 +what did he mean by this? +--- 137052049 +They've got to get Stan blacked somehow. +--- 137052882 +>>137052049 +Stan is for Ike +--- 137053159 +>>137038980 +>socially acceptable to bully people for being disabled +What the fuck +--- 137053168 +>>137052049 +Wendy got blacked thats as close as you're gonna get +--- 137053308 +>>137053168 +That episode was nice too, seeing Stan upset. I'll take what I can get. +--- 137053446 +>>137048227 +>>137048523 +>>137050372 +>>137050855 +>>137051624 +>He's already here +Welp another SP goes to shit because of this pedo +--- 137053526 +>>137048227 +>>137048523 +>>137050855 +>>137051064 +>>137051624 +sex +--- 137053653 +>>137044717 +Yeah but at least these characters have personalities and were not used only for social commentary. I mean, you could argue that Tweek was kinda more one-dimensional out of the tree mentioned above and I guess that's why M&T didn't know what to do with his character for years. + +Anyway, Token is just another buzzkiller character yet he's somehow less entertaining than nu-Liane and he's not adding anything new within the main group as the straightman minority role is already taken by Kyle, who does a much better job at it even with his cunty attitude. +--- 137053665 +>>137053653 +*three +--- 137054084 +>>137053653 +>Kyle, who does a much better job at it even with his cunty attitude. +hey, don't talk about him like that, he's not cunty +he's just right +--- 137054471 +>>137035416 (OP) +He's the token black character, those are popular to shill for nowadays. +--- 137054833 +>>137035416 (OP) +usa loves africans +--- 137055594 +>>137035416 (OP) +Every few seasons they pick a new character to get obsessed with before tossing them aside, I'm sure it'll pass like it did for the rest. diff --git a/co/137036499.txt b/co/137036499.txt index e28a14b197767fc0d00d81d4b69c94a0b4a23638..52435588005869e4e56f59ce779fc2d172080e8d 100644 --- a/co/137036499.txt +++ b/co/137036499.txt @@ -59,3 +59,862 @@ Luna has the gay --- 137039228 >>137037431 The one whose boyfriend got a spin-off. +--- 137040316 +>>137037431 +Girl Jordan +--- 137040372 +>>137039322 +Still the best. +--- 137040449 +>>137036966 +I remember when JCM’s Mad Max crossover art was new. +--- 137040465 +LYNNCOLN STRONG +--- 137040483 +>>137040449 +Same +--- 137040647 +>>137040465 +Yeah, the two of us. +--- 137040672 +>>137040316 +--- 137041328 +>>137036966 +Same +--- 137041511 +>>137036966 +I want Kurt to kill himself, but we don’t always get what we want. +--- 137041611 +>>137036499 (OP) +7 years of god-tier porn. +--- 137041624 +>>137037449 +I'll be 24 this year and I want to die. +--- 137042013 +>>137041630 +They’re cute +--- 137042040 +>>137037296 +Season 4 was lame af, the show has actually recovered and gotten bettter since. +--- 137042146 +I don't care what the "official" date is. I know we got the first two episodes on April 1st, so I will always consider that the anniversary. +--- 137042209 +trans +--- 137043170 +>>137039228 +Wrong. Braphog is worst. +--- 137043492 +>>137041630 +Yeah weird, Lola is the superior choice anyway! +--- 137043540 +>2016 was 7 years ago +>2016 is almost 10 years ago +>My life has sucked for nearly 10 years +Wow, time sure flies. +--- 137044076 +>>137037431 +You can never get this fanbase to agree, they all have so many different opinions in so many different combinations. +Besides, it's Leni. +--- 137044124 +>>137036499 (OP) +Ah, fuck. It's been so long already? +I want to go to the 2016 threads. +I guess I should do something today for it. I guess I'll marathon the show some more, and a few other things too, if the thread stays up. +--- 137044146 +>>137042420 +Kek +--- 137044167 +>>137037431 +--- 137044366 +>>137037431 +The answer is painfully obvious. +--- 137044424 +>>137036499 (OP) +>7 yrs +Has it really been that long holy shit + +It feels like it came out only a couple years ago +--- 137044466 +>>137036499 (OP) +>7 years +--- 137044479 +>>137036784 +--- 137044552 +>>137044466 +>4Channel wasn't a thing 7 years ago. +--- 137044557 +>>137044424 +Me when the show started and me now are so vastly different I’m surprised the show itself has remained one of the few constants +--- 137044736 +>>137044466 +Boy was that an understatement. +--- 137045142 +Happy another anniversary, anons, another anniversary of closer to death. +--- 137045191 +>>137045142 +Fuck off, namefaggot. +--- 137045236 +>>137042040 +5* +>>137042146 +What about the pilot short on June 5, 2014? +--- 137045289 +>>137045191 +>namefaggot +Your mom is a namefag, 'cuz she tells her credit card info to scammers. +--- 137045319 +>>137043170 +It's her shoes. +--- 137045326 +>>137045191 +Ignore him. +--- 137045737 +>>137036966 +>>137037128 +for me it was the gravity falls watch along threads +can't believe that was 2012 +--- 137046072 +>>137036523 +Sometimes you can find pretty okay stuff on there, some of it never shows up on the booru +--- 137046098 +>>137036499 (OP) +Why did you need to make this a Twitter screenshot? What does the thread benefit from the knowledge that your source of information is Twitter? +--- 137046108 +>>137037058 +Only shows just how bad things have become. +--- 137046212 +>>137046108 +This. 2016 wasn't perfect, but compared to things today it's more preferable +--- 137046313 +I miss when Rita was a serious character. +--- 137046319 +Anons, i was only 9 years old, when this show started. I haven't had Nickelodeon on my old TV by that time, but i've heard about TLH in the late 2016-early 2017 from one video on YT about LGBT themes in cartoons. And there was a fragment about these two gay dads of Clyde. +--- 137046347 +>>137036499 (OP) +>7 years ago +Holy shit! +--- 137046371 +>>137046212 +God yes +God so much +I should have been more grateful +--- 137046451 +>>137045737 +>gravity falls premiered 11 years ago +--- 137046746 +>>137036499 (OP) +>>137036561 +I could have sworn this cartoon just came out. +--- 137046839 +>>137046746 +Maybe it's IRL stuff that makes it feel that way? So much has happened in the past 4 years that it basicallt felt like a timeskip +--- 137047383 +I can't beleive it being 10 is only 3 years away, the show seems like it would have only lasted maybe 4 seasons. Glad it's still around. +--- 137047559 +>>137046313 +But your pic related is a screenshot of a Season 6 episode. +--- 137047689 +>>137047383 +>Glad it's still around +Are you sure about that? +--- 137047721 +>>137047689 +Yeah, for all it's faults in it's current state I don't wanna say goodbye just yet. +--- 137047774 +>6 now going into 7 seasons +>A spinoff with 3 seasons +>A animated movie and live action movie +>A live action spinoff +Did Loud House hit at the right time? Not a single Nick cartoon since LH has been able to hang on past 2-3 seasons. +--- 137047847 +>>137047774 +>KCA +They should have won in 2016 or 2018 +--- 137047850 +>>137047774 +Despite its fall from grace, it's still a pretty big cashcow for Nickelodeon, they'll milk it until it's FOP levels of drained. +--- 137047870 +>>137042209 +cis +--- 137047884 +>>137036561 +>7 years + +Jesus H Christ, where does the time go? +--- 137047890 +>>137047884 +Up ur butt +--- 137047937 +>>137047559 +I know +--- 137047944 +>>137047890 +If only, at least it would be around +--- 137048004 +Here, I got drunk last night and started with just drawing a Leni and ended up drawing a whole page of stupid shit. I just did whatever made me laugh at the time, maybe it will amuse some of you too, enjoy. +Happy 7th Anniversary everybody! +--- 137048281 +TLH was referenced in Jeopardy!. No one knew the answer. +>>137047774 +You forgot: +>Three shorts series (two for the main show one for TCG). +>Two podcast series (one for TLH and one for TCG). +>Some clip shows specials for TLH (the first one also belongs to TCG). +>TRLH S2, The Casagrandes Movie, A Really Haunted Loud House and an unannounced second Loud House movie all coming soon. +>>137047847 +What about 2017? +>>137048004 +When I saw it, I thought it was a drawing from 2016. +--- 137048298 +>>137046371 +>>137046212 +think hard about this, what has really changed except your perception of reality? +--- 137048312 +>>137048281 +The wiki added some of the leaks of TCGM. Here's a better logo of ARHLH. +--- 137048322 +>>137048281 +2017 too, just once in general. +The sponge propaganda must come to an end! +--- 137048334 +>>137048298 +Yeah, my perception of it now is that it sucked less from my current perspective and I was younger. Next? +--- 137048387 +>>137036499 (OP) +Remember when Lincoln kissed Ronnie ann? + +7 years of fucking nothing! +--- 137048410 +>>137048387 +"Will they, won't they" keeps the kids watching. +--- 137048426 +>>137048334 +by that logic every year will get progressively worse as you get older? +--- 137048441 +>>137048426 +Unironically yes +--- 137048612 +>>137036499 (OP) +I'm happy for it. It's truly the best cartoon, the truest "nicktoon" in a sense since the late 90s era. I remember this place not having high hopes for it (Savino had a mostly shitty track record, although KB wasn't that bad), and it surprised a lot of people. And I think there were a lot of people who just doubled down hating on it. Really a cartoon with one of the weirdest relationship with /co/, significant portions of its userbase, staff ,etc. + +Like Spongebob and FoP before, as it went on, the writers changed, old episodes and canon got written over, new characters were brought in and the core cast gets sidelined (with the exception of key characters who are naturally selected through test audience reaction and end up getting spammed into oblivion, ie Squidward, Crocker, or Flip). I don't think its done anything on the level of a Poochie or the sheer grotesqueness of Redditbob, but the Lincoln friend group spam and flanderization of the sisters (and the whole Savino metoo hoax just leaving a bad taste in my mouth in general) I bowed out of the fanbase a few years ago. +--- 137048659 +>>137047774 +>>137047850 + +This. TLH had a great first season, and then it plummeted in quality when Chris left. They are trying to bleed the show dry, sadly. It could've been something like gravity falls... 2 good seasons with the honor to end before it overstays its welcome. +--- 137048705 +>>137048659 +To be fair gravity falls took like 5 years to actually get those two seasons done +--- 137048756 +>>137048705 +And from what I remember, Alex Hirsch was extremely burnt out after the first season and had to be convinced to do the second +--- 137048793 +>>137048756 +what a scrub +--- 137048801 +In your opinion, how does the show become a hit once again? Like what do you do to make it 2016 level again? +--- 137048857 +>>137048801 +I'm still trying to figure out what made the first season so loved. The big family aspect, different flavor of show, the number of girls, the writing? +--- 137048892 +>>137048857 +The answer is D: all of the above +--- 137048902 +>>137048857 + +Incest fanart and fanfics +--- 137048929 +>>137048902 +The majority audience is kids. They aren't the ones paying for lewds. It's a minority of brown skinned individuals. +--- 137048953 +>>137048756 +Fuck the hacklet, really. I'm really glad him and his buddies are starting to peter out of the biz. I liked their shows, but not the personalities behind them. From what we've learned Cheyenne Curtis was behind the whole Savino thing... she gets encouraged by Hirsch and his clan and later poached by DTVA, Mutt Braly, and others. Then it turns out Hirsch's buddy Roiland is a serial creep and abuser, and Alex himself having a questionable history, really opened my eyes to how most of these animation guys are just sociopathic scumbags. +--- 137049002 +>>137048801 +Bring savino back, or get a showrunner that actually knows what he's doing, with it the quality of the show improves and more people and those who fell off start watching again +--- 137049112 +>>137048857 +I wanna say it was the slice of life aspect. The show came out a time when lore cartoons were reaching oversaturation. Audiences would find it refreshing to finally have a slice of life show again +--- 137049166 +>>137048953 +Fingers crossed Alex is next to fall. He's definitely hiding some skeletons in his closet and it's only a matter of time before they're revealed to the world +--- 137049257 +>>137049002 +So find someone with a big family. Alright, how many Mexicans or Muslims work around nick? +--- 137049332 +>>137048612 +Kids like Flip that much? +>Redditbob +4chanBob* +>>137048659 +Savino left during the last episodes of S3. +--- 137049425 +>>137049332 +Chris probably had people on his staff (mainly his scorned whores and retarded leftoids Nick press ganged his roster with) being corrupt and working actively against him. Around the time of the parents face reveal was when they started setting their scheming in motion. I would say the last episode that was truly Savino spirit was the bunny one. +--- 137049479 +>>137048801 + +>>137048892 +Shouldn't it be E? +>>137048953 +Didn't Savino defend Roiland after he was declared innocent? +>>137049257 +Ironically we had Puga and the Casa crew. Some are still on Nickelodeon like Puga himself. +--- 137049501 +>>137048801 +>>137049479 +Oops, I forgot to write it: +Just find some writeanons and drawanons. +--- 137049504 +>>137049425 +This. I think they didn't like having a Christian who would obviously be pro-family at the helm. There's a lot of things after his absence that would have likely been shot down were he still there. +--- 137049633 +>>137036966 +I still hate how it was banished to /trash/, killed it for me +--- 137049648 +>>137048902 +This, except not fanart and fanfics, make it canon. +--- 137049694 +>>137049425 +I still think Tea Tale Heart is still the last Savino episode. +--- 137049724 +>>137049633 +It doesn't seem that it's quite banished anymore so as long as we're not making consecutive general-esque threads, but we do get nuked at random on occasion. +--- 137049756 +>>137049633 +>>137049724 +I think getting banished to /trash/ was the best fate. I can't see the fandom (at least the 4chan side) being as big if it remained on /co/ +--- 137049977 +Does anyone have the full version of The Princess and the Everlasting Emerald (there is no new footage, I just want it for preservation's sake)? +--- 137049987 +>>137039228 +Said bf spin off plummeting the entire series and dragging LH down and even further when that stupid AF chancla movie comes out. +--- 137050016 +>>137049648 +Oh right I forgot to tell you the person with your lolacoln stuff +--- 137050031 +>>137049987 +>Spend nearly an entire season broadcasting a different show in lieu of the one people tuned in for +what the fuck were they thinking? +--- 137050131 +>>137049987 +Wrong, it's Schooled!'s fault. +>Chancla bad! +Were you hit often by it? +>>137050031 +Both series ran together. +--- 137050149 +>>137050031 +Even the fucking opening shows them shamelessly interrupting the Loud family, it's like if they KNEW it was going to annoy people. +--- 137050318 +>>137048004 +>what a tripp! +--- 137050337 +>>137036499 (OP) +Does anybody know where can I find more of that loud house au where every sister is black? +--- 137050438 +>>137050149 +I don't remember any Loud appearing in the TCG opening. +--- 137050478 +>>137050438 +I mean the season 4 LH "intro" that gets interrupted by Ronnie Anne midway. +--- 137050521 +>>137050337 +The BLouds? There’s nothing really set in stone about it. You’re better off you looking them up in the archives. +--- 137050587 +New Haunts and A Really Haunted House have the same plot. + +Lincoln and Clyde/Ronnie Anne and Sid decided to go to a cool party instead of doing their family Halloween tradition. +--- 137050599 +>>137050478 +Just five 30-minutes episodes. +--- 137050612 +>>137050016 +Tell me what? +--- 137050793 +Savino is creating Busted Bible Stories, and it will star Mr. Bolhofner's VA. +--- 137050863 +>>137050793 +Based. + +Also, I wonder if he was the one who made Clyde have 2 dads, or if that was Nick trying to shoehorn in as much diversity as possible. +--- 137050880 +>>137050793 +but does it have cute grils? +--- 137051136 +The show is now older than these cuties were when the show premiered. +--- 137051191 +>>137050131 +If you don't want to understand that's your problem. And it ain't my fault if you can't even read to begin with. You missed entire point with last answer. +--- 137051211 +>>137050612 +Remember the dude that supposedly has older lolacoln material +--- 137051226 +>>137051136 +You can actually watch these two age in real time by seeing their actresses in the live Action series, the Allan twins were 6 when the show first came out. +--- 137051257 +>>137048004 +Thx for the lisa fren +--- 137051310 +>>137051257 +no problem, that one was when the booze was wearing off so it's a bit more normal lol +--- 137051320 +Did I miss something? What happened to the /trash/ general? +--- 137051364 +>>137036499 (OP) +>>137036523 +>>137036561 +WHY IS THIS STUPID FUCKING GAY ASS SHOW SO FUCKING POPULAR?!!?!? +IT LOOKS BORING AS SHIT! +THE ART STYLE IS FUCKING UGLY!! +WHAT MAKES IT ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR CARTOONS OF THE DAY, ESPECIALLY AMONG AUTISTS?!!?!??! +--- 137051366 +>>137051320 +Kurt fucked everything up with his schizo shit. +--- 137051368 +>>137051320 +I don't have the post that summarized it really well but basically we're starving Kurt out or waiting for the earth to implode, whichever comes first. +--- 137051371 +>>137051211 +Oh yeah I remember now! You were looking to contact him right? Thanks a lot if you do manage to share the pics~ +--- 137051383 +>>137051364 +It's +FUCKING +CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE +--- 137051402 +>>137051368 +At this point why don't you just trick the dumbass to giving his folks number? Annoy the shit out of them and they might spank the shit out of their retard son. +--- 137051408 +>>137050863 +The former, he said it was based on his son's experience with a schoolmate with two moms. +>>137050880 +No. +--- 137051419 +>>137051371 +Even if I got it I couldn't share I mean you can dm the dude on pixiv if you got an account. +--- 137051443 +>>137051320 +>>137051368 + +Reposting again for those who still don't know. + +So basically, it's been like this: + +>/tlhg/ exists +>one day, some fucking retard schizo narcissist decides to use it for his schizoid blog +>beleives himself to be king of all people, master of everyone and everything +>can't be reasoned with +>can't be appealed to +>he is entirely entrenched in another reality that cannot be broken by anything other than total deprivation of internet and being forced to go outside for once or death +>family won't force him to live like a normal human being +>regulalry rants about how he wants to do horrible illegal shit to innocent people and children +>calls everyone racist because women won't suck his tiny penis the moment they see him (I am being literal here) +>will neither fix his life or end it +>refuses to do anything other than dedicate his life to being as annoying to this particular fanbase as he can be +>so dedicated to this effort that he buys new IPs and 4chan passes whenever he gets banned +>posts his personal info regularly, still comes back somehow because trash mods won't eradicate him for good +>has been doing this, over and over on /trash/, for over a year, because there is no such thing as on-topic on /trash/ + +And that's why we don't use /trash/ anymore. Kurt is a cancer and we're hoping he'll eventually get a life and leave. Although that would require there to be no /tlhg/ until he's dead. Maybe if we did it somewhere else somehow it would be better. +--- 137051449 +>>137051383 +No it fucking isn't +the style is ugly. Just about any other major cartoon from the past 7 years looks better and cuter. +--- 137051545 +>>137051449 +Keep huffing CalArts copium. Sorry but just because every character doesn’t have a bean shaped head and enormous eyes doesn’t mean the style can’t be cute + +Also, if you value a show purely off of how cute it is, you have no concept of SOVL +--- 137051551 +>>137051226 +The same goes to Lori's actress. +--- 137051575 +>>137051402 +Just tell them that he’s doxed himself and his family repeatedly, and that he’s threatened to to commit crimes. +--- 137051605 +>>137051383 +Minus8, is that you? +--- 137051610 +>>137051402 +considered showing the embarassing nude videos he made to them +--- 137051628 +>>137051402 +Another fine option. +>mfw it's about time +--- 137051630 +>>137051226 +>They turn 13 this year + +So are we actually getting Lola and Lana with pokies in the show or are they trying to hide it? +--- 137051660 +>>137051443 +I mean if he posts his personal info it seems to me there's a very obvious solution to this problem... + +>>137051402 +I was thinking calling the cops on him but that works too +--- 137051666 +>>137051630 +Someone should make a recreation of each sibling with their age being currently accurate relative to the start of the show +--- 137051668 +>>137051605 +nah, I'm not korean enough +>>137051660 +it's just a matter of who's got the cojones to do it... +--- 137051678 +>>137051666 +a recreation? +--- 137051702 +>>137051678 +Yeah like art or somethin idk, didnt know how to phrase it +--- 137051770 +>>137051605 +is that a reference to his r34 of lori and lenni? that guy's life is sad. +--- 137051800 +>>137051666 +SATANIC TRIPS. +--- 137051811 +>>137051770 +I don't know but now I'm going to have to find out +--- 137051818 +Is Ultra dead yet? +--- 137051880 +>The Loud House gets at least 7 seasons, a spinoff with 3 seasons, a movie and a live action show +>The Owl House doesn't even get three full seasons + +I hate this timeline. +--- 137051895 +>>137051630 +oh god, most of the "kid" actresses are about that age now, it's going to be real awkward to treat them as "6-year olds" once puberty strikes. +--- 137051920 +>>137051880 +Don't worry, the irony is that Disney caved to trad con soccer moms and now those same (R) voters are fucking with Disneyland in Florida and Disney in general so it's not like they even got anything from their cowardly pandering in the long run anyway. +--- 137051945 +>>137051880 +Tbf while toh looked nicer obviously than tlh lot of dumb pandering, forced insert, made Luz into a Mary sue and her mother a shit parent when it came to child raising , and of course the creator opening her big fat mouth to Disney didn't help. She literally tried the fuck around and find out option then cried about it when her show got on the fast track to yeetville +--- 137051975 +>>137051920 +>Thinks republicans are responsible. +A-are you braindead? +--- 137051997 +>>137041624 +It's not so bad. Not until you reach 30 at least and did nothing worthwhile in the past 12 years. +--- 137052017 +>>137051945 +This +Her and Alex Hirsh are fucking retards for biting the hand that feeds them, then acting surprised and crying when it no longer feeds them. +--- 137052036 +>>137051997 +Ah, chin up chaps, the only reason you don't remember all the good shit you did is because the brain tends to remember the bad stuff more easily. Don't let lofty expectations get you down, be glad you've come as far as you have. +--- 137052099 +>>137037058 +>comfy TLH +>comfy WWE Smackdown +>comfy WWE NXT +>SVTFOE hadn't shat the bed yet +>peak SU (Peridot redemption arc) +Great times to be a manchild +--- 137052104 +>>137036499 (OP) +I remember being one of the first people to draw fanart of this show, the show's DeviantArt page back then was almost empty, how could we imagine the type of peak degeneration it would be +--- 137052106 +>>137036561 +you are getting old, /co/ +--- 137052118 +>>137037431 +Lisa +--- 137052139 +>>137052104 +won't ask for sauce but what/who did you draw? +--- 137052168 +>>137052118 +>It’s been 7 years and they still haven’t taken the Lisapill +--- 137052174 +>>137042146 +Yeah of course you'd say that, Luan. +--- 137052288 +>>137051443 +That guy sounds based +--- 137052295 +>>137052139 +just the sisters on wacky situations, nothing NSFW, can't show to you because I deleted my account and the art was terrible anyway +--- 137052309 +>>137052295 +aw man, but every artist says that about their past work, including me! +--- 137052310 +>>137051880 +In fairness, TOH didn't even deserve a 3rd season, so we're both disappointed. +--- 137052354 +>>137052288 +Mary him and end his misery then, he's also a not-so-closeted faggot, Tripfag. +--- 137052383 +>>137052354 +>Mary him +lmao what. why? +>End his misery +Now we can do that. A letter filled with C4 can do the trick. +--- 137052471 +>>137052309 +Nah, it was just amateurish, tried to progress following /ic/ tutorials, it didn't help much, eventually got too busy with college and dropped drawing as a whole. Still appreciate artists that can progress and make a living out of it, that shit is hard as hell +--- 137052509 +>>137051419 +Oh ok, do you also happen to know of any good Lolacoln fics? +--- 137052573 +>>137052471 +Yeah, it really stretches the brain sometimes. I hope some day you get the time to get back into it, it can be so rewarding when you learn new things in it. +--- 137052631 +I miss her +--- 137052695 +>>137052573 +thanks anon +--- 137052723 +>>137037431 +its obviously lucy... she's consistently been the sister rep in any spin off game +--- 137052764 +>>137052723 +Nick all-star and what else? +--- 137052787 +>>137052764 +the kart racers +--- 137052944 +>>137052036 +I strongly appreciate it. +--- 137052957 +>>137051895 +I feel bad for Lincoln's actor. Isn't he about to go through puberty himself? +--- 137052971 +>>137052944 +No prob, anon. +--- 137053128 +>>137051449 +>>137051545 +Lincoln's and the younger sisters' heads aren't bean-shaped. +--- 137053207 +>>137053128 +thats what his point was anon +--- 137053249 +>>137052957 +its seems like he's starting to, his voiceover is deeper in princess and the everlasting emerald +--- 137053257 +>>137051449 +I meant cute in regard to the characters and their interactions with one another but even aside from that I gotta hard disagree that the style isn't good. +Go seethe about your poopy shows being unpopular somewhere else. +--- 137053383 +>>137051226 +I've said before that they should link the actors aging into the show. Every year as the actors grow the show characters age so that way it feel natural. The only issue would be the younger actors mental health. That and if any actor does something off cuff like pregnancy or tattoos or gets sick since trying to flim a sick person would be a bitch. +--- 137053480 +>>137052957 +Body language is everything and child actors have not perfected it yet, it will be hilarious to see Wolfgang's face when around his "younger sisters". +--- 137053700 +>>137036784 +The way I see it: Life is like a game of SkiFree. If you just keep moving in one direction, then you speed up incredibly fast and before you know it you've crashed into a tree and have stopped dead in your tracks. Instead you got to slow yourself down by changing your direction every once in a while; go a bit off the beaten path while you keep yourself moving. While you might put yourself at risk of getting chewed on by a yeti, that shouldn't matter too much, because what's life without taking a few risks? + +Maybe this analogy isn't really going anywhere, but the big thing is that finding new exciting experiences helps time slow down before you get used to them, and they also stick out in your mind better as a result. So, try and find a few things you'd like to do as a break from the dull routine of life, and hopefully you'll be able to get something more out of it in the end. Hope that helps, Anon! +--- 137053875 +Okay boys it's 8 over here, it's the show's birthday, and I've got a sleep schedule to wreck, and I'm done warming up. gimme some fun ideas I may doodle +--- 137053922 +>>137053875 +Maybe too much work but. +>>137051666 +would be cool. +--- 137053943 +>>137036561 +>I felt a bit wierd watching loud house when it realeased as I was too old +>I was 18................... +TIME GOES BY BY SO SLOWLY SLOWLY +--- 137054096 +>>137052957 +He's an actor. His job is to act. Other actors fast for roles. He just needs to wank one out before work or keep the set cold. +--- 137054105 +>>137051660 +>>137051668 +Call the Montgomery County's sherrif. +>>137051770 +Leni* +>>137052509 +>¡ +>>137052631 +I still think Eva is better. +>>137052723 +>>137052764 +>>137052787 +Lynn appeared in some sports web games, Lola appeared in a racing web game, Luan appeared in Super Brawl World and Luna appeared in Super Brawl Universe. +--- 137054285 +>>137053383 +Another problem is that the main house would progressively become less loud. And being sick isn't a problem since you can heal. +>>137053875 +Lori and Bobby drunk. +--- 137054325 +>>137051880 +Cope! +--- 137054329 +>>137048281 +Date? +--- 137054342 +>>137054329 +buy me a drink first +--- 137054347 +>>137048312 +They got leaks? +--- 137054349 +>>137054096 +Damn imagine this scene but in live action. + +Someone's gonna need a cold shower. +--- 137054385 +>>137048612 +>>137049425 +>>137049504 +What are you, some kind of idiots? +--- 137054473 +>>137051945 +>>137052017 +Why do people think that? Their opinion is common among the animation industry. What makes them such a target in the first place? Is it because Dana's a woman? +--- 137054494 +>>137054285 +>final episode is adult lisa leaving the house +>adult lily is by herself while the other louds are off with thier own families/ careers +>the last shot being a clean and quiet house +--- 137054520 +>>137054342 +I was talking about the date of the 'Jeopardy' episode. +--- 137054560 +>>137054285 +what would they drink? +--- 137054633 +>>137054329 +>>137054520 +I think April 28. +>>137054342 +Not funny. +>>137054347 +No, it's just leaks already posted on /co/ before the announcement. +>>137054385 +>t. Sullivan. +>>137054473 +Alex is male, so no. +--- 137054657 +>>137054560 +Everclear. +--- 137054714 +>>137051191 +Sorry, but I'm looking forward to it. +--- 137054801 +>>137054560 +>Lori +Tequila +>Leni +None +>Luna +Beer +>Luan +Brandy +>Lynn +Schnapps +>Lincoln +Whisky +>Lucy +Wine +>Lana +Vodka +>Lola +Rum +>Lisa +Jägermeister +>Lily +Sake +--- 137054860 +>Two tickets to Joker 2, please +--- 137054862 +Live action show is blatant interracial propoganda +--- 137054877 +>>137054862 +what isn't these days +--- 137054902 +>>137054862 +Main show is too, Ratalda and Roberto are spics. +--- 137055051 +>>137054633 +>I think April 28. +Can confirm: +https://j-archive.com/showgame.php?game_id=7870 +>t. Sullivan. +So no argument? +--- 137055072 +https://twitter.com/pugavida/status/1654162442463608856 +--- 137055110 +New promo! +https://twitter.com/SailorScoutLeni/status/1654234751329357824 +--- 137055115 +>>137054801 +Leni is normal beer and Luna is Bud Light. +>>137054860 +Too bad Benny is too generic to get a superhero alter ego (unlike Bobby). +>>137054877 +>these days +When did I Love Lucy premiere? +>>137054902 +Bobby will appear in TRLH too. +--- 137055116 +>>137054862 +BLouds are canon? +--- 137055192 +>>137055116 +I think he's referring to Lincoln's love interest in that version of the show being a black girl. +--- 137055229 +>>137055051 +You want to argue for the 50th time why Chris deserved or didn't deserve getting metoo'd? +--- 137055269 +>>137054349 +Lola's only missing the one tooth, why the fuck is the wall visible through her gap? +--- 137055283 +God I wish I was Wolfgang. +--- 137055401 +>>137055229 +Do you? +--- 137055500 +>>137053875 +>Okay boys it's 8 over here, it's the show's birthday, and I've got a sleep schedule to wreck, and I'm done warming up. gimme some fun ideas I may doodle +how about something cute with Lincoln and Persephone, they'd make a cute couple(there's an interesting visual contrast in Lincoln being the older one but Persephone is very physically mature for her age so she looks older than him) and it's one of those ships with almost no content +--- 137055521 +>>137055401 +No thanks, let's refrain from derailing the thread. +--- 137055563 +>>137055283 +Looks like a porn parody +--- 137055660 +>>137055563 +>a loud puberty +Or +>curing a lincel +--- 137055702 +>>137055283 +>Be Wolfgang +>Be forced to work under the same roof with 9 beautiful girls (and a baby). +>4 of them are his age. +>has to pretend they are his sisters. +>Interactions with them outside of the set have to be extremely limited. +>Can only ever interact romantically with the flavor of the month diversity rep token black girl. + +Nah, i wouldn't want to be Wolfgang. +--- 137055745 +>>137054801 +>leni +>none +If there was ever a long island ice tea drinker, it'd be her. +--- 137055784 +>>137055702 +He was probably threatened by someone on staff not to make on moves on the girls, lest Really Loud House turns into late stage The Brady Bunch where all the "kids" were fucking each other and couldn't be on stage together. +--- 137055857 +>>137054285 +This really shouldn't have taken me so long but I have a bat habit of over-correcting shit anyway, here you go. +--- 137055876 +>>137055784 +They simply told him to trust the science. +--- 137055992 +>>137055702 +>>137055784 +You are both being ridiculous. live series production staff aren't that strict. +--- 137056393 +>>137055283 diff --git a/co/137037748.txt b/co/137037748.txt index 0bc06a3c6c22b77d9bf3bc4597e990d50579aa3a..5914a9853f3afa03149827933722d92786f4d847 100644 --- a/co/137037748.txt +++ b/co/137037748.txt @@ -42,3 +42,882 @@ Is it bad? --- 137039015 >>137037748 (OP) How many don't involve jedis, sith, lightsabers, or the force? +--- 137039790 +>>137037748 (OP) +Any...relevant content? +--- 137039912 +>>137037748 (OP) +still 2 more hours +--- 137040081 +>>137037748 (OP) +the one with the yellow lightsaber woman stole spiderverse style +--- 137040105 +>>137037748 (OP) +is there a sequel to ninth jedi? Thats the only thing I'm interested in. +--- 137040220 +>>137040105 +No. There was a story that staff from production I.G met with Dave Filioni and Kathleen Kennedy towards the end of last year. If true, that may develop into something. +--- 137040726 +I want F cartoon +--- 137041179 +>completely misses the point of the original Visions of being anime star wars by no longer being a bunch of Japanese studios +>everything is artsy trash except the Wallace and Gromit peoples cartoon +Yeah, I'm thinking season 3 is canceled. +--- 137041209 +>British Twi'leks exist now +DISNEY RUINS EVERYTHING +--- 137041214 +>He's in +--- 137041235 +>Cartoon Saloon's short is the only good one +--- 137041300 +>there now exists literal Space India in star wars +--- 137041493 +It was all shit +--- 137041515 +I preferred the anime one. It was less pretentious. The Wallace and gromit one was nice though. +--- 137042099 +>>137037748 (OP) +May the 4th be with you +--- 137042709 +>>137038128 +The next season of Visions will be with anime studios. +--- 137042716 +>>137038451 +Why? +--- 137042726 +I'm just here for the Aardman one honestly. +--- 137042739 +>>137039015 +the ardmen one does not +--- 137042839 +>>137039015 +Two: I am your Mother and The Spy Dancer, maybe The Pit too since the Force part doesn't come until the very end. +--- 137042886 +>>137041515 +How was it pretentious? They were pretty standard Star Wars stories to me. +--- 137042966 +>>137037748 (OP) +First season was utter trash, so no watch from me. +--- 137043128 +>>137042739 +>>137042839 +Cool. That's better than the first season where the closest we got to a non-jedi/sith story was the music one because the MC actively rejected the path in favor of music. +--- 137043178 +>>137041300 +The last batch had sSace Japan in multiple shorts +--- 137043227 +>>137037748 (OP) + +fantasy/sci fi in 2023 +> here's the jedi people blah blah +> tortuga +> ewok +>.etc. +> oh yeah and over here its literally just this culture from IRL copypasted 1:1 with the same cloths and everything , got to self insert that earth culture for represention... in fictional a galaxy... far far away... + +> " wow now I know which character is literally ME! now I can will watch this!" +--- 137043258 +>>137041300 +Space Ireland short was kino. +--- 137043304 +>>137038239 +Your days are numbered woketard, all your woke shit is failing and failing to pull numbers +--- 137043332 +>>137043258 +I was expecting her to kill all her friends right then and there at the end as her final trial to joining the Sith, ala letting go of attachments +--- 137043410 +>>137041179 +I'd say the broadened the show's purpose from just being anime Star Wars to simple and short Star Wars stories with great animation. +>everything is artsy trash except the Wallace and Gromit peoples cartoon +Unique and distinct visual styles are now "artsy trash" +--- 137043476 +>>137043410 +More specifically a broad "World Animation" showcase. If they do another round, they should give Cinema Fantasma a go. +--- 137043708 +Why aren't you watching the superior star wars? +--- 137044367 +First episode got some grey force user bullshit +--- 137044396 +>>137044367 +I'd say say she'll eventually fall +Like he said, She's a Sith now. +--- 137044474 +>>137044396 +I was headcanoning the sun behind her eye wipe or what ever its called was foreshadowing her possible fall + +If the episode ended a bit less happy I'd say it was intentional +--- 137044578 +Cute little Irish Sith girl +--- 137044595 +I have no urge whatsoever to watch this shit. Season 1 was utterly mediocre, and Season 2 trailer didn't interest me enough to even bother torrenting it. No thanks. +--- 137044613 +>>137042886 +Shitty art styles that don't lend to the story. +--- 137044631 +>>137044613 +They weren't anime but they weren't bad or pretentious at all. +--- 137044684 +>>137044367 +I thought grey Jedi were "basically Jedi who operated outside the order"? +--- 137044731 +>>137044684 +it means whatever you want it to mean whenever you feel like shitposting about it +--- 137044823 +>>137044684 +It's also been used by people who misunderstand the Force and think light and dark are suppose to mix like Ying and Yang and that you can be a Jedi who uses force lightning and force choke at will +--- 137044852 +mega when? +--- 137044864 +I found In The Stars kind of boring +--- 137044959 +Great Tier: +Screecher's Reach +Aau's Song + +Good Tier: +In the Stars +The Sith +Spy Dancer +I Am Your Mother + +Meh Tier: +Bandits of Golak +Journey to the Dark Head +The Pit +--- 137045007 +>>137044959 +Bandits of Golak felt like a lost TOTJ episode they included in Visions because Filoni threw it out for not featuring Ahsoka or some character from the movies. +--- 137045036 +>>137045007 +bold of you to think TOTJ wasn't planned from the very start as an ahsoka show before having to shove dooku in there as well +--- 137045063 +>>137045007 +It does feel like the most similar to your traditional Star Wars show minus the Indian Theme +--- 137045094 +>>137045007 +>episode has the electrohammer purge troopers from fallen order +confirmed kino +--- 137045105 +>>137043304 +You're the same type of scum who said the mario movie was woke before it made a billion dollars +--- 137045123 +I wonder if someone will made Timeskip/Adult Daal as a Sith +--- 137045140 +>>137037855 +The only 2 worth watching are Skreecher's reach and Au's song. +The rest are literal trash tier. +--- 137045163 +>>137044959 +I only care about Cartoon Saloon, Aardman, and Studio Mir so these three are the only episodes I watched. +Cartoon Saloon was the best, while both Aardman and Studio Mir were great visually, they unfortunately fall into the "meh" category due to poor story telling. +--- 137045185 +>>137045163 +They weren't poor at all, they were just very much short stories. +--- 137045223 +>>137045163 +Leave it too Saloon to have a fucked up ending, other then Wolfwalkers most of the endings are kind sad. +--- 137045345 +>>137045223 +While Breadwinner wasn't exactly uplifting, I think think the ending was the best ending those characters could realistically have. +--- 137045476 +>>137043708 +I need to know, is this set in the timeframe where Anakin would kill them in RoTS? +--- 137045483 +>>137045223 +It wasn't that bad, I was expecting it to be more fucked up actually >>137043332 +--- 137045496 +>>137045476 +No, High Republic, two whole centuries before TPM. +--- 137045522 +>Spy Dancer + +They really need to learn that an incompetent empire doesn't make the heroes impressive +--- 137045542 +>>137045522 +Empire has been incompetent since ROTJ when they jobbed to a bunch of teddy bears +--- 137045557 +>>137038239 +But enough about you and the other leftoids on your discord +--- 137045599 +>>137037748 (OP) +I only care about those that aren't CGI. How many are there? Looks like three. +--- 137045720 +>bandits of Golak + +And then she died to either Vader or later Kylo +--- 137045906 +>The Pit + +Should have called it the Plot hole + +Where the hell did the picks they just had go to? What was that guy digging with the very last one? + +They talk d about that city like they did know it was there by you can literally see it and there's no way a whole god damn city was built by the time they were done with the pit +--- 137046096 +>no anime +Pass +--- 137046326 +>Aau's song + +Cute short +--- 137046439 +>Star Wars S2 is done by western studios +>It's mostly shit with only a few exceptions +Golly, who could've seen this one coming? +--- 137046493 +>>137037748 (OP) +>Those first three shorts + +OOF + +Thought we were in for all dark side centered stories or something, whoooo that would have been something +--- 137046583 +Watched the first one. It sucked. Where does it rank among the others before I waste anymore of my time. +--- 137046594 +>>137046493 +Second one was dark side-centric +--- 137046625 +the forced "STRONK WOMYN" propaganda in every short was hard to ignore this time but everything else was fine +--- 137046641 +You DID watch Spy Dancer with the original french dub RIGHT? +--- 137046714 +Enjoyed season 2 less then season 1, If 1 was 8/10 then this is 7/10 +--- 137046804 +>>137046625 +>the forced "STRONK WOMYN" propaganda in every movie was hard to ignore this time but everything else was fine +--- 137046882 +I'm mad they used a french studio only to not use the studio that made Lastman or Ankama. +I guess Disney were too scared of the usual "horny french people" +--- 137046889 +>8 out of 9 short have women protagonist +--- 137046901 +>>137046882 +They literally got the studio that did Kill la Kill twice +--- 137046912 +>>137046901 +Then why the fuck did they got a literally who studio from France and not a bigger one? +I'm french and barely anyone knows about Studio La Cachette even in the country. +--- 137046947 +>>137037748 (OP) +I'm only halfway through but: +>No Japanese studio +>No continuation of anything from the first season +>Every episode thus far has the same concept. +>They're all Reys +I'm confused. I don't understand what Lucasfilm is doing. It's almost as if anything is slightly well received, they will "fix" (more like neuter) it and drive it into the ground. What possesses people and companies to be so flippantly self destructive? +--- 137046964 +Rank the shorts, which one was your favorite? +--- 137046986 +>>137046947 +This is like saying they're all Lukes. +--- 137046996 +>>137044823 +>Jedi who uses force lightning +Jedi lightning was a thing though +--- 137047040 +it's not fair. I wanted more of this +--- 137047056 +>>137046912 +The French studio they got did contract work for Primal. In fact, other then Cartoon Saloon and Aardman, they're almost all foreign studios that America outsources stuff to. The India guys animated Trollhunters for Netflix, the South African short is doing some Afrofuturism shit for Disney Plus, the one Japan studio they have this round is one specifically established for American anime, you got Studio MIR in there... +--- 137047071 +>>137046964 +Screecher's Reach +--- 137047072 +>>137046947 +>No Japanese studio +Aau's Song was made by a japanese studio +>No continuation of anything from the first season +Why would there be? The whole point is that it's anthology series +>Every episode thus far has the same concept. +Do they? They share similar themes and motifs but the actual plots are different +>They're all Reys +How so? Native or country girl ends up being force-sensitive? Isn't that a common trope in general? Like Luke himself was kind of one. +--- 137047098 +>>137047072 +Aau's Song was made in South Africa. The Pit was the one animated in Japan, but primarily supervised by Lucasfilm. +--- 137047148 +>>137046996 +True but I mentioned Force Lightning because it requires anger and is the iconic dark side technique + +And they want their OC to be special so of course they can use it and not fall +--- 137047161 +>>137047072 +>Aau's Song was made by a japanese studio +I looked up Triggerfish, and wiki says it's South African. +>Why would there be? The whole point is that it's anthology series +Why shouldn't there be? Even Love Death and Robots had a continuing segment. (Granted, it wasn't a good one.) +>They share similar themes and motifs but the actual plots are different +Which is why I said concept, not plot. Conceptually, tonally, they feel very similar, at least the ones I watched. Don't get me wrong, I can understand wanting thematic coherence. But these are similar enough to feel repetitive to me. +>How so? Native or country girl ends up being force-sensitive? Isn't that a common trope in general? +Yes. One could say they're all Lukes too, other than them being female. Again, it's repetitive, more so than the first season. +--- 137047163 +>>137046996 +the EU (and disney) is useless fan fic garbage; grey jedi don't exist, and you're a cinematically illiterate nerd. +--- 137047165 +One thing I do like over the previous season is that there's at least more variety with the stories and there are even two that don't feature the Force at all, like all but one of the shorts in volume one were just build ups for a lightsaber duel. +--- 137047174 +>>137046947 +>It's almost as if anything is slightly well received, they will "fix" (more like neuter) it and drive it into the ground. +if I say this about every star wars project it will eventually be true! +--- 137047188 +>>137046996 +>>137047163 +Lightning being locked into a dark side ability just because Palpatine used it in ROTJ is dumb, there is nothing inherently evil about electricity. The Force should just be the force, you either use it for good or bad. +--- 137047204 +>>137047163 +Grey Jedi exist + +Those that reach enlightenment see that light and dark are one. +--- 137047206 +>>137047072 +>Aau's Song was made by a japanese studio +No it isn't. It was done by Triggerfish, not Trigger. +Triggerfish is a South African studio +--- 137047219 +>>137047098 +>The Pit was the one animated in Japan, +Technically. It's an american studio based in Japan +--- 137047223 +>>137047161 +>Which is why I said concept, not plot. Conceptually, tonally, they feel very similar, at least the ones I watched. Don't get me wrong, I can understand wanting thematic coherence. But these are similar enough to feel repetitive to me. +Which ones did you watch first? I found the first four shorts to be distinct in tone and concepts. It only started to feel similar with the Studio Mir short, which is sort of a rethread of the first one. +--- 137047313 +>>137047165 +Star Wars without the force is just generic sci-fi. +--- 137047363 +>>137045007 +Apu Inquisitor was kino +--- 137047388 +>>137047313 +TRUE +--- 137047391 +>>137037748 (OP) +>it's time for the west to make their own star wars shorts +>it's all about women being the spotlight and super duper special + +color me surprised +--- 137047404 +>>137047223 +I watched 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and finished 9 just now. They're all pretty, and I appreciate more stop motion (or stop motion-esque CGI). But the Aardman short is the only one that I feel strongly about. +If I had watched these individually, I would probably feel better about them, but I just couldn't finish in one sitting. +--- 137047451 +Where my F at? +--- 137047453 +>>137047404 +>skipping Screecher's Reach +What are you even doing? +--- 137047462 +>>137046804 +There is a difference between having some. +Here every single short is that front and center. Where is the actual diversity in protagonists? +--- 137047490 +>>137047451 +in holonet chat +--- 137047498 +>>137047453 +I was deliberately saving it to watch with other people who work at CS. +--- 137047537 +>>137047188 +Force Lightning is a dark side ability because it’s literally focusing your hatred and rage into a tangible form that can only torture and kill. +There’s not supposed to be a taser setting for it like a Jedi would use it for. +--- 137047574 +>>137047204 +> light and dark are one. +But that’s fucking wrong. +There isn’t a real “Light” side of the Force, there’s only the Force and then the malignant tumor on it that is the Dark Side. +It’s why as according to George Lucas, Anakin fulfilled the prophesy of bringing Balance by destroying the Sith for good, leaving the Dark Side without its big main users. +--- 137047582 +>Long, straight black hair +>Tall +>That Under shirt +God I wished "Journey to the Dark Head" was a better short story wise. +--- 137047585 +>>137047188 +It's more interesting if each side has their own unique techniques + +There's already light side versions of the lightning, Plo Koon and Luke had it in EU. + +Some abilities aren't going to make sense if they're on the light or used there + +>Life drain +>Deadly sight + +Hard to argue how draining the life force from someone or making them melt when you look at them is...good or even neutral. + +Light side having healing and barriers suits them as well. I know someone is going to say Plagueis and his ability to stop people from dying...but I'm sure it was domination of flesh and not actually healing if it's actually meant to be a theme IMO. So healing was secondary. Or so I imagine. +--- 137047600 +>>137047574 +You're wrong and out of date, that was Lucas' old thoughts on the Force. he changed that a long time ago. +--- 137047618 +>watching nuwars slop +Why the fuck would you waste the time? +--- 137047622 +>>137047585 +Also I'd like to say that's also why he couldn't heal himself, he couldn't dominate his own being as he was the source of that will, it's like trying to push against yourself. +--- 137047635 +>>137047574 +Also you can't destroy the Sith for good + +They've got temples all over the galaxy, probably some outside of it too. +--- 137047640 +>>137047600 +you're preaching to a fandom that is hung up on OT purity or muh legends over disney nuwars about ignoring something old and changed in favor of the new line. +--- 137047642 +Poo in the vaculoo. +--- 137047651 +>>137046804 +Rey. +--- 137047662 +>>137047651 +Is garbage and I am not going to watch her movie that's coming out. +--- 137047666 +Story Wise +Great +>"Screecher's Reach" +>"I Am Your Mother" +>"Aau's Song" +Good-ish +>"In the Stars" +>"The Bandits of Golak" +>"The Pit" +Bad +>"The Spy Dancer" +>"Sith" +>"Journey to the Dark Head" +--- 137047690 +>>137047600 +I just never liked the idea of someone trying to balance the two sides, when it’s shown in canon how corrupting the dark side is, and even Revan, the biggest Mary Sue in the old EU, is shown to try and balance them only to Fall to the Darkside anyways. +Basically to me a Grey Jedi would be one who does follow the Lightside, but also doesn’t follow the code as strict and is open to their emotions. +--- 137047698 +>>137047537 +you could use electricity for things other than tormenting and killing living things, you know + +also, I mean- the way the Jedi use the force is still usually to dominate other living things, force push, force pull, force crush are usually used to the end of killing things +--- 137047726 +>>137047690 +Enlightenment was a thing way before Star Wars. It's always been possible to become balanced. Star Wars didn't invent anything darker than the nature of man itself. +--- 137047886 +>Actually pretty good +Screecher's Reach +The Spy Dancer +Aau's Song + +>Agressively meh +In the Stars +I Am Your Mother +Journey to the Dark Head +The Bandits of Golak + +>Bad +The Pit + +>Fuck you +Sith +--- 137048021 +Screw balance, dark side is sex +--- 137048102 +>>137048021 +Dark side sex is amazing + +But a Sith Bitch will kill you +--- 137048146 +>>137041515 +The anime one was super pretentious though. Good, but still pretentious. +--- 137048194 +So if season 1 was Japanese studios +And season 2 was more global ones +Whats season 3? Korean studios? I want to see something done by Ankama Animation +--- 137048242 +>>137048194 +Probalby Global +--- 137048253 +>>137048194 +I believe some Korean studios worked on this season. +--- 137048349 +Dark Head had nice animation and visual style. I would them to do a show/series with an actual good story. +--- 137048365 +>>137048194 +its just gonna be greg from accounting with a pile of kleenexes. +--- 137048644 +>Gotta wait for Visions season 3 +>Gotta wait like 4 years for Jedi Survivor sequel + +It's all so tiring +--- 137048704 +>>137048021 +Redeeming Sith bitches with your cock is the only way to achieve lasting balance +--- 137048731 +>>137048102 +Merrin is so perfect +--- 137048738 +>>137048349 +Yeah Mir did a good job there, I'd like to see their on-going adventures and romance. +--- 137048750 +>>137046096 +God I want a Lop anime series. + +>>137046583 +In the bottom. At least watch episode 2, Screecher's Reach +--- 137048757 +>>137048704 +They'll just deliberately fall again so they can get another dose + +Speaking of falling...I hope she shows up as the surprise for Jedi 3. +--- 137048758 +>>137048194 +Give it back to the Japanese. Hell, let the nips go nuts with it and make some actual series or full movies. +--- 137048761 +>>137038115 +>wears a mask due to a past fight +>instead of a massive injury its just a small scratch +What a disappointing episode +--- 137048776 +>>137048757 +>They'll just deliberately fall again so they can get another dose + +Marriage and impregnation is a necessity of balance. +--- 137048802 +>Screecher's Reach + +Sith didn't have her immediately kill her friends. + +Maybe that's for next season +--- 137048869 +>>137048802 +if this season taught you anything its that you won't see these stories continue in season 3 +--- 137048933 +>>137048802 +Since none of them were sequels I doubt we're see them again + +But I'd headcanon she's playing the long game and plans to later have her kill them + +Or + +She's not a rule of two sith and doesn't see a reason have her disciple hate her from the start +--- 137049006 +>>137037748 (OP) +>No Twins sequel +What's even the fucking point? Ok, the Aardman one was a lot of fun, but the rest were lackluster. +--- 137049023 +>>137048704 +>I can fix her! +>... +>With my dick! +--- 137049056 +>>137048102 +>Nightsister +>Sith +Pick one. +--- 137049057 +>>137047451 +>>137047857 +been a while since I could post my visions pics. It's too bad none of the original shorts got a continuation +--- 137049077 +>>137049056 +Nightsister + +I just said a Sith bitch will kill you +--- 137049108 +>>137049077 +Sith Bitch will kill you, but Nightsisters will sacrifice you on a pagan altar for power. +--- 137049124 +>>137049108 +Just be more useful alive then dead so they relay on you +--- 137049161 +>>137049057 +--- 137049172 +>>137049108 +My last words as i'm getting tied to that altar are "I'm just putting it out there, i do eat ass." +--- 137049182 +>>137048933 +Maybe she just wants to groom her into a lover +--- 137049214 +>>137049182 +>sith lady is just really into the Irish accent +--- 137049255 +>>137045007 +>ma'am, why did you space redeem? +--- 137049346 +>>137048194 +Journey to the Dark Head was done by Korean Studio MIR(Legend of Korra, Boondocks). + +It might as well be anime. +--- 137049402 +>>137045007 +I really hoping in that episode the entire community there were Jedi survivors some how and they just utterly raped that inquisitor, I hoped that's what was going on in that scene when everything lifted. +--- 137049417 +>>137048194 +American studios +--- 137049426 +>The Dark is so, so cold...warm me... +--- 137049488 +>>137049417 +Damn, that's really scraping the bottom of the barrel +--- 137049503 +>>137049488 +If Pixar managed to revive their old magic for a Star Wars short it'd be AMAZING +--- 137049539 +>>137048194 +Live action +--- 137049575 +I am sadden at the lack of cute Jedi ladies this season +--- 137049910 +>"Why do you let her talk to you like that" +>Snaps out of her giggling and dopey wave to shrug + +She got it bad +--- 137049992 +>>137049910 +>in another timeline she sabotages her mother and then has to explain she wants a future dommy mommy +>mom has to give the female twi'lek talk and how to be safe when picking a Dom or sugar daddy/mommy +--- 137050010 +>>137049992 +Forgot pic +--- 137050073 +The two seasons side-by-side. Believe it or not that is the official poster for The Duel +--- 137050137 +>>137050073 +Cool stuff, thanks +--- 137050638 +Is there any way to get the japanese audio somewhere? All the trackers even private ones seem to either not have it or have only English +--- 137050678 +>>137046964 +Bandits of Golan looks like it might be Star Wars Bollywood. It's the only one that interests me. Everything else can go screw. +--- 137050710 +Jedi survivor any good? +--- 137050725 +>>137050678 +It's not. It plays more like a lost Filoni wars episode +--- 137050744 +>>137050710 +Fuck no +--- 137050748 +im making a fan thing +--- 137050968 +>>137048761 +Damn, I miss her. + +>>137043227 +What did you expect from a franchise where the main bad guy faction was literally all brits (except for the two warlocks) just so the audience could tell who the baddies were? +If you really want to get into the "muh fictional galaxy" shit, then there really shouldn't be any humans at all. But there they are, on every single planet, complete with english as the gold standard for language across the galaxy. They even have earth military and political structures, as if the greeks hitched a ride with the Kangz on their pyramids to teach the lizard people three galaxies away how democracy worked. +--- 137051112 +>>137048750 + +>God I want a Lop anime series. + +Disney surprisingly is kind to Japan animators and don't want to overwork them like most of the modern anime, their Twisted Wonderland Anime is taking their sweet ass time to come out. +--- 137051401 +No space bunni? DROPPED +--- 137051719 +>>137039015 +This is what Star Wars has become: normie shit. Everybody thinks it's supposed to revolve around Jedi. Makes me sad we'll never see an adaptation of The Alien Chronicles. Poor Ampris. Her story will never reach the masses because she wasn't a Jedi. +--- 137051737 +Is the one with the space doggos good? +--- 137051953 +>>137050638 +Go to settings +Audio +Japanese (its written in moon runes) +--- 137051999 +>>137051719 +Did you just decide to be mad about it without checking first? Lol +--- 137052035 +>>137051953 +I ended up finding there's different torrents with japanese audio on them so I just downloaded those instead, I don't know why it's not all included into the same torrent, maybe to have less filesize, but thanks anon +--- 137052087 +>>137049056 +>pick one + +why not have both in one package? +--- 137052220 +>>137052035 +I mean, i was being a troll and telling you how to do it on Disney Plus, but if your just going to be nice to me why did I even bother +--- 137052244 +>>137051401 +The floofy green thind in Aua's Song are kinda space bunnies +--- 137052281 +>>137049575 +>No Spirited Away Starwars Visions parody where the female twin is Yubaba and the male twin is Zeniba +--- 137052296 +>>137051112 +I don't think that's because Disney is giving them time as it is Disney has no fucking clue what to do with it, considering US Disney+ is full of prudes, and Twisted Wonderland is a series that straight has their band slapped all over it. +--- 137052360 +>>137052244 +They seemed more like space bears or given the studio's location, space lions. +--- 137052519 +>>137044367 +Yeah that episode was pretty weak, from fundamentally not understanding the setting to having a pretty crap arc. +--- 137052601 +>>137051112 +>We want the Judy Hopps audience +--- 137052738 +>>137046964 +Sith - garbage +Screechers Reach - Good story. Bad animation. Nice twist at the end. +In the Stars - garbage +I am Your Mother - Blech. The days of Wallace and Gromit are over. +Journey to the Dark head - Predictable Story. Decent animation. +Spy Dancer - Meh +Bandits of Golak - Good animation but too much India +The Pit - Belongs in a pit +Aau's Song - Meh + +The Best +Screechers Reach for Story. Bandits of Golak for animation +--- 137052748 +>>137052519 +Yeah a short really doesn't have the length to show a struggle with the dark side + +It wasn't a bad episode they just went for more then they could do in 14 minutes +--- 137052757 +>>137044367 +>>137044684 +>>137052519 +It was by FAR the worst episode and frankly one of the worst SW products I've seen, which given what kind of products SW releases nowadays says a lot. + +Thankfully, nothing after was that bad, but still leaves a shit taste in your mouth. +--- 137052776 +>>137052738 +>Bad animation +>Cartoon Saloon +--- 137052927 +would +--- 137053161 +Would +--- 137053198 +>>137038049 +Remember when they had Leia kick Luke’s ass in the sequel trilogy? +--- 137053244 +>>137053198 +I remember her blasting the garbage chute so they didn't all die + +https://youtu.be/3vP-_0zC63I [Embed] +--- 137053333 +>>137045140 +I Am Your Mother is fine +Not outstanding, but I wouldn't say trash +--- 137053372 +>>137042726 +This +It was cute +--- 137053375 +>>137044595 +Yeah the first season was a big let down. Just a lot of ok stuff. The old Clone Wars shorts were better. +--- 137053778 +>>137046964 +Screecher's Reach > The Spy Dancer > Aau's Song > In The Stars > I Am Your Mother > The Bandits of Golak > The Dig > Sith > The Dark Head +>Screecher's Reach +Really loved the animation with the screecher. Nice twist. Interesting crew of characters +>The Spy Dancer +Was looking forward to this one to the most due to their work on Primal. Was quality, just as expected. Best action out of all the shorts, in my opinion. If they went full Primal in Star Wars and had the bitch spilling stormtrooper blood that'd be kino. Actually, get them and Genndy to hop on and make a new Star Wars show that's as gruesome and intense as Primal. God. +>Aau's Song +I appreciate this one for being so quiet and atmospheric, it really portrayed this totally idyllic place. I loved the artstyle and how some of the characters looked like they were made of felt. +>In The Stars +Some great visuals here too and the family story was pretty decent, that's something that's pretty key in Star Wars. +>I Am Your Mother +I appreciate the comedic tone as a change of pace, but this didn't really get much more than a few chuckles out of me. I still liked seeing Aardman's take on the universe. +>The Bandits of Golak +I could literally smell the scent of curry from this short, it was so painfully Indian. Nice animation in some parts but eh. +>The Dig +Interesting concept, but just handled rather mediocre. The animation on this seemed to be the worse of the bunch. +>Sith +Nice visuals but just felt very boring. +>The Dark Head +Couldn't be interested with any of the characters and the eh voice acting. Too painfully cliche in general. +I am going to complain about these shorts not being Star Wars enough and being far too OT-centric. Can a nigga get some stories with some clones for once? Or with some prequel aliens? Would love to see Kaminoans in a different style. Why yes, there's two shows about clones and I still want more. +--- 137053798 +>>137037748 (OP) +Don't care. Not as bad as Filonisludge but still bad +--- 137053816 +>>137047690 +>Basically to me a Grey Jedi would be one who does follow the Lightside, but also doesn’t follow the code as strict and is open to their emotions. + +That's basically the current definition +--- 137053839 +>>137053778 +>The Dig +oops, I misremembered this one's title being The Pit. Nonetheless it wasn't much to write home about. +--- 137054622 +The Sith was too artsy. Not enough substance. +--- 137054644 +>>137051999 +I'm talking about Star Wars in general these days. It's like 99% jedi-wank. The other races who don't even KNOW about the force who were trampled and enslaved by The Empire? Their stories deemed non-canon by Disney...who doesn't understand Star Wars. It's like Gi Joe now being only about Snake Eyes and other ninja. +--- 137054662 +>haven’t seen episodes yet +>everybody is saying Cartoon Saloon’s is the best +I expected nothing less. +--- 137054891 +>>137047690 +I'm not sure I agree, I think the existance of the grey jedi is fine. Same with dark jedi, light sith, and countless other force orders. +--- 137054919 +Mating Press F +--- 137055044 +>>137054662 +Just edgelords who like pain +--- 137055049 +>>137037748 (OP) +Just from the poster here this seems totally unappealing. +--- 137055094 +>>137054891 +I would prefer grey force-user or Bendu. Jedi and Sith are Light and Dark true but also specific orders. Grey Jedi is like saying Atheist Christian +--- 137055149 +The Studio Mir short was ruined when the Sith Lord removed his mask and he turned out to have a sexy face +--- 137055203 +>>137055149 +No it was ruined when they started talking the cringiest monotone dialogue I have ever heard +--- 137055264 +>>137037748 (OP) +Wow, Twi'leks really cant help being semen demons, can they? +--- 137055299 +>>137037760 +I'll trade you your Bunny waifu for a Twi'lek cunny +--- 137055359 +>>137055264 +To bad that ones totally gay. +--- 137055379 +>>137046625 +Im up to episode 5 and so far "Sith" is the only real offender + +>Darkness and Light are part of the picture!!! +No fucking shit Sherlock, that's gotta be Force101. Pic related, a perfectly edgy Sith design wasted in this crap. +--- 137055444 +>>137055359 +Thats even better desu, she can teach her daughter more than just how to fly. +--- 137055475 +>>137052738 +>Screechers Reach +>Bad animation +--- 137055695 +>>137055379 +>a perfectly edgy Sith design wasted in this crap. +He has twin tails dude. +--- 137055730 +>>137053778 +The French one felt more like typical Goeblins to me, where it's beautiful fluid animation and otherwise forgettable. I guess it being the Primal studio is the closest we'll get to Genndy Clone Wars being Disney canon in a weird way. I also liked all the close-ups of ass and the background character waifus. +137055044 +Fuck off pleb, I watched it for myself and agree it's the best one. You don't deserve a (You). +--- 137055775 +>>137055730 +I didn't say it wasn't good, I just know why /co/ says its the best +--- 137055785 +>>137046964 +Aau's Song > Screecher's Reach > Spydancer > Sith > I Am Your Mother > Journey to the Darkhead > In the Stars > Bandits of Golak > The Pit +I think I actually liked them more than the anime ones. +--- 137055819 +>>137055785 +>sith that high +--- 137055880 +>>137055819 +I think it looks really cool, and the main design for the Sith was pretty nice. +--- 137055901 +>>137055203 +That's just normal Star Wars dialogue +--- 137056053 +Why couldn't Vikingskool have had animation as good as the one in this short or Cartoon Saloon's movies? +--- 137056097 +>>137055819 +>seething this hard +--- 137056397 +>>137056053 +Money diff --git a/co/137037919.txt b/co/137037919.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a5113782e8216aad2295181fb3c53f2ae50ab682 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137037919.txt @@ -0,0 +1,484 @@ +----- +--- 137037919 +Should he be a human who got mutated into a rat? Or a rat that got mutated into a bigger more human-like rat? +--- 137038025 +since he knows ninja shit its best hed be a man rat hybrid. how tf a new york rat gonna learn martial arts +--- 137038059 +>>137037919 (OP) +Human who got mutated into a rat, obviously. + +>Gives him a connection to the human world, a reason for how he's able to know Ninja stuff to teach the kids, gives him a disconnect from them that he has to overcome, gives him knowledge of the human world to explain why he knows they need to stay hidden, gives him a backstory that's tragic for all he's lost and what he's reduced to, shows strength that he overcame his depressing circumstances, and gives him something for the turtles to aspire to be, while giving them a real connection because it's his DNA that turned them into what they are. They're his sons, no matter what they look like, and he does his best. + +VS + +>We have to convoluted a reason he can speak english, really convoluted reasons why he knows Ninjutsu(Hey! He either read a book someone threw away or is the reincarnation of a ninja who got past abilities, somehow!) bullshit on how he knows so much about the human world in general, and really bullshit a reason to connect him to the Foot(In fairness the movie did at least address this by having him be... sentient? Before transformation) + +It's just cleaner storytelling if he's a human first. +--- 137038076 +I think the human thing is better, like I know we're dealing with talking mutant turtles here so asking for realism is silly already but having a rat that just mimicked its master and magically just becomes a professional fighter after that is a tad bit sillier. +--- 137038103 +>>137037919 (OP) +My suspension of disbelief is strained more by a man mutating into a humanoid rat than a rat mutating into a humanoid. + +Plus, on a thematic level, I think there’s an inherent tragedy with a pet passing down his owner’s teachings that gives it a strange sense of grounding. +--- 137038118 +>>137038059 +>>137038076 +True but I also like the rat thing too because there isn't any subplot of wanting to turn back. +--- 137038137 +>>137037919 (OP) +I like rat better because than you get that drama about him wanting be a human with the human shit plus the turtles are animals, he should be one naturally too. +--- 137038166 +>>137038025 +Maybe he lived in the walls of a McDojo +--- 137038179 +>>137038103 +>Plus, on a thematic level, I think there’s an inherent tragedy with a pet passing down his owner’s teachings that gives it a strange sense of grounding. +This implies the pet is somehow completely sentient and cognizant of the owners skills and abilities, and can mimic them even if it doesn't have the limbs to do so, BEFORE he becomes mostly-human shaped. This is more of a thematic level than a man who was turned into a monster teaching his adoptive non-human children they're not monsters? +--- 137038187 +>>137038137 +>I like rat better because than you get that drama about him wanting be a human with the human shit +My main issue is that I can't care about it because they are never going to turn him back; but in-universe, they should really want to do it. +--- 137038188 +>>137037919 (OP) +Rat to humanoid. + +It just puts a more thematic take that the only memory that Hamato Yoshi has is his pet rat. +--- 137038210 +>>137038103 +I think it also contributes to the notion of inherited grudges, where by the time the turtles run into Oroku Saki they're both like 2-3 people away from the original source of the conflict. Of course this only works in Mirage because IIRC Oroku Nagi has never been a part of the origin story anywhere else. +--- 137038233 +I think we can agree that thematically there's more depth to the idea of him originally being Yoshi's pet, but for narrative expediency it makes more sense for him to be Yoshi himself. +--- 137038245 +>>137037919 (OP) +As silly as it is to say "it makes more sense" for something with such a weird premise like TMNT I think a human mutating into a rat works better for his role +--- 137038303 +>>137038233 +I don't agree with that at all, there's far more depth to a human trying to teach the turtles how to be not just humans, but good humans, who are aware of all the dangers and joys he himself experienced, while also adding in the thematic conflict that the turtles cannot have the life he himself got to experience and there will be story related stumbling blocks because of that. They're going to have to discover things he can't teach them because he himself didn't turn from pet to mutant, that's completely lost if they start from the same point. It also removes the thematic connection of him "Making" them more human with his touch and his teachings, when he touched the mutagen he made their bodies more human, now he must make their souls more human. Him being Yoshi's pet lacks all of that, and it also removes so much of what makes Splinter such a tragic case who gave up everything for his responsibility. + +Sorry man the pet thing just doesn't work on a narrative level or just pure themes, for me. +--- 137038341 +>>137038025 +here's my idea. he was a rat being experimented on, experiments made him smarter, escaped, found by Yoshi, learns ninja stuff and connects with yoshi, something makes him leave (Yoshi killed by foot?) Returns to place where he was being experimented on to save others, finds out all other rats were killed, sees accident that causes turtles, helps turtles, gets mutated further by stronger strain of mutagen +--- 137038423 +>>137038233 +In addition to agreeing there isn't more depth in the idea, my problem isn't the expediency of the story but that we've seen them try to explain the various gaps in a bunch of different versions and none of them were particularly good. Even if you do it slow, you're going to have to jam in a lot of dumber stuff than "Because he's human" to explain that stuff. +>He was a rat who watched his master and learned kung fu from it, BEFORE he got any mutations, he's just a regular ass rat who processed what ninja skills meant +What +>He was actually an experiment like the turtles and read a book someone threw in a sewer +How did he even read that shit or know what it meant!? +>He was actually the reincarnated soul of a japanese ninja from the feudal era who just got back his old abilities +FUCKING WHAT +VS +>He was a guy who knew ninjutsu and the green stuff that made the turtles human made him animal +Weird but okay + +See what I mean? +--- 137038579 +>>137037919 (OP) +Human into a rat makes more sense. The whole "rat watching his master train" thing is a bit stupid. +--- 137038587 +I like the tragic irony of Splinter being a devoted follower of a man who never saw him as anything more than a pet rat. +--- 137038596 +>>137037919 (OP) +Rat first. +--- 137038607 +>>137038059 +Also gives him actual history with the Shredder. Both could have been legit rivals when Splinter was human. +--- 137038638 +>>137038341 +I like that. Clean and simple. +--- 137038737 +>>137038638 +That seems like the best of both worlds, also the experiments had an adverse effect on his physiology which is why he's got the cane and is one rat king vision away from death +--- 137038767 +>>137037919 (OP) +go 2k3 route and make him an alien. +--- 137038811 +Human to rat. +--- 137038826 +>>137038166 +Do they serve hertz burgers with that +--- 137038908 +>>137038607 +Honestly, I don't like Splinter and Shredder being old rivals. I feel like it overshadows his enmity with the turtles. The turtles should be Shredder's primary and most hated rivals, not Splinter. +--- 137038933 +>>137038908 +No matter what universe, the turtles blood feud with Shredder is always because of Splinter + +He originally trains them with the express purpose of killing Shredder +--- 137038946 +>>137037919 (OP) +Human. By far. +--- 137038949 +>>137037919 (OP) +Rat into big rat +--- 137038969 +>>137038638 +It's anything but simple, pretty convoluted actually, but I can appreciate that it at least adds some things to the theme and removes a lot of the "How the fuck". It also does have a retro sci-fi tint to it which the turtles always thrived in more than the mystic. + +Really the biggest hurdle to it is you'd have to pretty much show the whole backstory, you can't really imply any chunk of it without it not making any sense. On the plus side, seeing Yoshi take care of a rat unaware of his true nature but still caring for him all the same despite his presumably also physical mutations would be a perfect leadin to him eventually adopting the turtles. If Proto-Mutant Splinter was badly deformed but, rather than kill him or fear him, Yoshi took care of him and nursed him back to health as best he could, never even knowing that Splinter could comprehend all of it and be in awe of it, that could work really well. He would see the beauty of humanity and want to pass that on to the turtles, but also see those like the Shredder and those who mutated him for humanity at their worst and a reason to fear humans, at least adding back some of the generational theme that would be lost making him a rat. He would naturally fear the turtles becoming experiments, like him, and would definitely fear them crossing paths with Shredder. + +I'm not saying it's as good as the Human to Rat basis but it's worlds better than any version we've got so far, it would just take a LOT of backstory. +--- 137038975 +>>137038908 +Splinter: Rival for shredder. Shredder comes into conflict with turtles due to them being splinter's children, not due to the turtles personally. + +Turtles: KRANG as a nemesis, being the one who is actually responsible for their existence with the mutagen, and is the "Bigger" threat that overshadows even Shredder. + +That's my take on how it should be. +--- 137039002 +>>137038933 +I know, I just think we should get new versions that don't follow that. +I'd like a version of Splinter and the turtles that have absolutely no connection to Shredder. They get involved with the foot clan purely because they want to protect people and that's it. +--- 137039031 +>>137038908 +The thing is, the Shredder thing has always worked best when it's personal. Even the movie making him a kung fu Rat knew it needed to be more than just something he witnessed and Shredder never knew, this was something that when they saw each other you knew it meant a lot to Splinter's and by extension his children's stories. Shredder has to mean something to the Turtles and Splinter is the easiest route to that. + +Personally though I don't like that Shredder usually loses to Splinter in the first match, it really should be the kids who pick up their father's fight and finish it. Not saying he needs to die, it works better if he survives so he can see his teachings passed on and recognize them at the end, but he should lose round 1 to establish that this was never a fight he was going to win, and it's up to the Turtles to be better than he was because they have brothers. +--- 137039056 +>>137039002 +>I'd like a version of Splinter and the turtles that have absolutely no connection to Shredder. +Well good news, you got it, it's the first live action movie. Shredder was so far disconnected from them he literally had no idea who the fuck Splinter was when they met and he never spoke of him afterwards. + +It was kind of a bad storyline because, again, he had no idea who the fuck Splinter was so when they did fight it didn't really have that much personal connection. +--- 137039121 +>>137039031 +This is why I'm warming up to that one anon's experimental rat idea especially if it makes him enfeebled in some way + +He knows that he personally can't carry out his revenge, he knows that even in perfect health he could do it at the cost of his life + +But his sons could both do it and live to tell the tale +--- 137039145 +>>137038179 +>This implies the pet is somehow completely sentient and cognizant of the owners skills and abilities, and can mimic them even if it doesn't have the limbs to do so, BEFORE he becomes mostly-human shaped. +Sure? They're ninjas. It wouldn't surprise me if a ninja has some ninpo shit with animals that lets him communicate with his pet. +--- 137039171 +>>137037919 (OP) +Either way he should bottom for human men because he's a sexy old rat. +--- 137039180 +>>137038341 +>he was at NIMH +>Nicodemus kicked him out of the farm because he was too much of a weeb +--- 137039207 +>>137039056 +>It was kind of a bad storyline because, again, he had no idea who the fuck Splinter was +>The rat. It has a name. It HAD a name. +Splinter is the entire reason movie Shredder wears the mask. It was his little screw you to him when he was still a rat. +--- 137039221 +>>137039121 +Ideally you do want to have Splinter be "known" to Shredder somehow to explain why he doesn't just teach them to haul ass and hide instead of fight since there's no reason for Shredder to come after them otherwise. Mirage and 90 and god help me even the 2010's movie all had him convinced Shredder would eventually face them for various, some more sane than others, reasons. He knows this fight IS coming and he fears he, personally, isn't going to be the one to win it. He might be strong but this is the Shredder. Adds real stakes and a ticking clock to the matter, and explains why he teaches them to hide and fight at the same time, like a ninja. Then they eventually do win because Brothers and Turtle Power and all that jazz, and it means something because holy shit they beat the guy who was such a threat all their lives. + +Then boom, Krang! Because it's time to find out who your real daddy is. +--- 137039255 +>>137039207 +That was a fuckup on my part, I meant the first of the two ones produced by Micheal Bay and just worded that very, very poorly. The one where Shredder is a robot suit, is what I meant. The 90's one had him personal from jump regardless because Splinter watched him kill his master and there was a major theme of Fatherhood. +--- 137039286 +>>137037919 (OP) +Love more the IDW take on Splinter. + +The problem with the human Splinter and the Rat Splinter is that their justification for one old feudal japan rule is kind of odd. + +But the IDW version already fix this by making them reencarnation of Actual Feudal japanese. +--- 137039330 +>>137038059 +>reincarnation of a ninja who got past abilities, somehow +This can work if the setting eatablishes mystical powers beforehand, though every turtle being rc was too much +--- 137039355 +>>137039286 +I'm gonna be straight with you anon that is the dumbest shit I've ever read. We're already just rolling with green shit that makes you human shaped via scifi now we got just random ass reincarnation into a rat? That's some dumb shit. +--- 137039382 +>>137039355 +Chill, is not like the first time, Mirage Splinter can use Astral plane and use psy attacks is not that unhinged +--- 137039390 +>>137039355 +Plus it brings up odd questions about how the ooze works. +Splinter and the turtles needed to inherit a soul but the other mutant animals didn't? +--- 137039395 +>>137039330 +I'm not going to say mystic stuff doesn't work with TMNT, but I am going to point out that any time they bring in magic it usually sucks outside of that one fucking killer scene in the original movie. I feel like that one really good scene made people think it just worked but it was the second worst part of 2003(FUCKING DRAGONS) and The Next Mutation just plain sucked for completely unrelated reasons, and the magic season of 2012 was pretty bad too. IDW just went full ass retard, especially with the recent Jennika garbage of... solving conflict via exorcism? + +Even if they establish it, we haven't seen it work. +--- 137039400 +>>137038908 +>The turtles should be Shredder's primary and most hated rivals, not Splinter +When was this last time this was done? Maybe 2003? +--- 137039421 +>>137039382 +>Chill, is not like the first time, +If they made a magic based female turtle that easily beat the shredder and spent all the rest of the season bouncing between whining whenever something didn't go her way and just throwing magic balls to solve her problems, it wouldn't be the first time either. + +Doesn't mean it worked because someone already tried it once or we shouldn't call it stupid because someone else did something just as stupid. +--- 137039432 +One thing I thought might be a good combination is to have Splinter be a rat with Hamato Yoshi's memories, but not truly Yoshi. Basically, something like the Swamp Thing retcon where he's not Alec Holland, but a sentient plant with his memories. At the moment of his death, Yoshi attempted a mind meld/swap technique with his pet rat(something similar to a mind swap technique from the comics that lets a samurai tap into his ancestor's abilities) so that he could at least escape to safety and plot his vengeance. But it wasn't done properly, so Splinter has fractured memories and thinks he was Yoshi mutated into the rat. Eventually, something triggers his memory and he realizes he's not Yoshi, but his pet rat. He then has to deal with the realization he can never turn back into a human, and that he has his own life to live and doens't have to be in the shadow of a deadman. +From that I'd tie it into the rat King and the storyline in Mirage where the pantheon of animals want him to take over being the rat King(but played far more vaguely, as if these might just be hallucinations he's having based on rat King messing with his perception of self) +--- 137039435 +>>137039400 +2012 for most of the first season, then at the end he found out Splinter is alive and kind of shifted focus to him. The Micheal Bay produced-not directed- movies also had him not even knowing what the fuck Splinter was and really only caring about the turtles. +--- 137039464 +>>137039056 +It's a bit similar to the original comic, except there Shredder had no idea who any of them were at all, and was running a protection racket. If anything, movie expanded their connection, because og Shredder never met mutant Splinter. +--- 137039485 +>>137039421 +Thank you, god. If IDW has April and Irma I don't know if she;s in there I don't read it. suddenly turn into cockroaches and then there's a subplot where they have sex with other cockroachs, I'm not going to go +>Well you know in this one comic from Mirage it happened so I really shouldn't question it +I'm going to go +>What the actual fuck why would you do this shit again +--- 137039524 +>>137037919 (OP) +>what you did was rape, Michelangelo. +--- 137039548 +>>137039395 +When I think 2003 and magic I think of the undead Shredder lost season, which I liked. Dragons... Was that about that Dragon conjoined with the Daimyo's son? Yeah, that whole storyline felt like it was from a different setting entirely +--- 137039590 +>>137039548 +>Was that about that Dragon conjoined with the Daimyo's son? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvtmnlhfbP0 [Embed] +--- 137039603 +>>137039421 +Hey, Venus's main annoyance was being "the foreigner misunderstands" joke, it's the turtles that got turned into dudebros there (all four of them). +--- 137039645 +>>137037919 (OP) +Splinter being a sentient rat makes sense when you consider that TMNT is a tongue-in-cheek Daredevil parody and don't take it all that seriously. +--- 137039646 +>>137039590 +Damn, I must have mindblocked this. I remember the most the whole training sessions, where Raph flirted with a ninja lady, and mounted Hamato Yoshi (?) leading a magical charge upon the Shredder. +--- 137039660 +>>137037919 (OP) +It's honestly really bizarre how the more "serious" incarnations of the Turtles has the goofy ass backstory of Splinter being a rat that learned martial arts, while the goofier incarnations of the Turtles has the more logical explanation of an established kung fu master being mutated. You'd think it'd be the other way around. +--- 137039720 +>>137039660 +What's weirder is the ones that start out the most serious(Like the 90's movie and 2003) end on goofy notes(TMNT III with time travel and the "Splinter is data" seasons) while the ones that start out fairly goofy(80's toon and 2012) tried to end on serious notes (The "Red Sky" seasons and the fucking Mad Max last episode where everyone is fucking DEAD) + +That's only if they survive not getting immediately killed like Next Mutation and Rise. +--- 137039743 +>>137039720 +For all the shit Next Mutation gets, I remember the amnesiac Shredder episode was treated fairly seriously. At least compared to the rest of the show. There's a chance once Shredder has recovered, he'd darken the tone a bit. +--- 137039750 +>>137039718 +>In Japanese folklore there's a creature that's basically a dragon with a turtle shell +Those are Chinese. +--- 137039884 +>>137039830 +I totally agree and it's honestly baffling they didn't use this, there is literally 4 different versions than have a Tiger or Phoenix or Double Headed turtle as well and it fits so damn perfect for each of them. + +>Leo +Dragon head, obviously. +>Raph +Tiger, duh. +>Phoenix +Obviously Mikey, hot headed but also flighty. +>Twin headed turtle +Super smart supposedly because of the two brains, bam, Donny. + +They all get unique looks that fits with asian mythology and not what the fuck those even were. Not saying it wouldn't still have been dumb as hell but at least it would've been fun dumb. +--- 137039900 +but is it worse than the super mutations? +--- 137039975 +>>137039900 +Damn that's actually hard. Because those things are objectively uglier but at the same time "Mutated turtles get more mutated" fits the story better than "Oh by the way there's a magic tribunal and you get these amulets and Shredder is a dragon now go turn into dragons and punch him in the middle of new york". But the dragons were just one episode and this just kept going. + +Both were better than Mortal Kombat Chicken Man? That's a good compromise. +--- 137040943 +>>137037919 (OP) +rat that mutated in to a more developed rat + +>>137038059 +nah, Secret of NIMH depth gives the character more moral import and justice and living a righteous and educated existence +--- 137041110 +>>137039255 +Well dont brainfart then. +--- 137041803 +>>137039720 +Was Mad Max the finale? I thought it was some time travel adventure. Discounting the Legends season, the "proper" ending with black mask Leo cutting off Shredder's head was also dark. +--- 137041810 +>>137039975 +>>137039900 +2003 also had super-mutant episodes, I think Don went crazy +--- 137041836 +>>137037919 (OP) +The Mirage and thus 1990 and 2003 origins just had him in his rat cage imitating Yoshi doing martial arts, just because +Mirage started as a parody so it was okay but the others just rolled with it despite being more "serious" +--- 137042021 +>>137041836 +I like how 2003 turtles did it. +--- 137042107 +>>137037919 (OP) +Rat who becomes a man. I like the idea of him already having been intelligent for a rat which explains why he would be the one teaching the turtles. The one where a man who just became a rat man randomly decided to take care of some turtles who became teens makes less sense. To me an uplifted animal helping other uplifted animals sounds straighter +--- 137042180 +>>137042021 +Exactly the same? +--- 137042182 +>You... +>I'll finish what I started, WITH YOU EAR +>HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA +--- 137042444 +>>137037919 (OP) +TMNT is already so conceptually weird, that Master Splinter being a regular ass rat that has ninjitsu skills doesn't bother me. +Both origin stories are flawed and I will admit the straight up rat one is more nonsensical but for me I see Splinter being a father to the turtles first and a ninjitsu master second. + +Splinter being Hamato Yoshi personally really rubs me the wrong way because he could be turned back into a human... I mean why the fuck would Hanato want to be a rat? The form makes him weaker and he looks like a freak, in most versions he actively wants to be a human again or the turtles want to make him human using retromutagen. If the turtles used the retromutagen on themselves they would lose their sapient self-aware minds and go back to being regular turtles, while if Hamato used it he would still keep his mind but regain his human body. +If Splinter is a rat then just like the turtles being a mutant is what allows him to experience self-awareness and live a sapient existence, him being a mutant improves his life. +If Splinter is a human then being a mutant only makes his life worse because he was already a self-aware sapient creature, being a mutant is debilitating condition that alienates from the rest of humanity, him being a mutant worsens his life. +--- 137042479 +>>137042180 +They still made Yosgi into a conceptual enemy of both Chrell and the real Oroku Saki +--- 137043443 +>>137037919 (OP) +No. He is a rat. He isn't and never should he human. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just a by product of the retarded Cowabunga Pizza Turtles influence. +--- 137044669 +>>137037919 (OP) +Yes +--- 137045062 +>>137037919 (OP) +splinter being a human means that he could be cured, which sucks. i would rather roll with the assumption that splinter is a miraculous super rat than the possibility of him being a human mutated forever in a rat's body. +--- 137045441 +>>137042444 +> I mean why the fuck would Hanato want to be a rat? + +Because by the time he can get turned back he has the turtles, and he’s trying to show them that not looking like humans doesn’t mean they’re monsters or something is wrong with them? + +Would kind of undercut the whole thing if he tried turning back when his whole role is showing the turtles it’s what’s on the inside that counts. He turned into a rat at his lowest point but he didn’t let that break him. +--- 137045552 +What if Splinter is a mutated rat, that once spies on the Foot and learned ninjutsu from them to later teach his kids? + +The Amato Yoshi name could be him wanting to larp as a human and join them, but he got brutally rejected/left for dead. He then swears revenge on the Foot, is wary of humans, and teaches martial arts for revenge. After years of practicing skills and raising children he mellows out and chill, now wanting to keep them safe. +--- 137045994 +>>137037919 (OP) +When Ninja Turtles was an indie comic that was half parody, half the creators doing whatever they wanted cause it was fun an interesting; pet rat. You weren't really supposed to care or take it too seriously at first. + +As a series with a dumb premise but some genuinely good characters and writing, that you want to expand on and have the audience care about and get actually invested in; human turned rat. +--- 137046027 +>>137041803 +Mad Max isn't cannon, all of Legends are basically filler "What If's" after the story was over. +--- 137047157 +>>137037919 (OP) +They already touched on the concept in Rise, but what if he was a yokai or some kind of spirit? +--- 137047214 +>>137038025 +He watched hamato yoshi train before he died that was his origin in the comics. +--- 137047300 +>>137039056 +thats basically somewhat 2003 even hamato yoshi wasn't connected to shredder beyond being a guardian. +--- 137047438 +>>137037919 (OP) +A mutant rat, because the moment you introduce anti-mutagen he wouldn't have reason to remain a mutant if he started out as a man. The 1987 cartoon ignored the fact that season 1 ended with Shredder revealing he could easily reverse mutations with a ray gun and there nothing preventing anyone to build another one. The 2012 pretended anti-mutagen was so scarce that they couldn't rationalise curing Splinter but still showed the sufficient dose to be a single drop, meaning everyone could have easily been cured. +--- 137048475 +>>137038059 +the 2012 version of Splinter was the best, him and Shredder's backstory is my favourite. +--- 137048772 +>>137040943 +>nah, Secret of NIMH depth gives the character more moral import and justice and living a righteous and educated existence +It absolutely did not, mr whoever the fuck wrote that awful reboot. Making Splinter be an experiment who April named and learned ninjutsu from a book was garbage. +--- 137048788 +>>137047438 +>he wouldn't have reason to remain a mutant if he started out as a man. +What about his kids who can't turn human? +>The 1987 cartoon ignored the fact that season 1 ended with Shredder revealing he could easily reverse mutations with a ray gun +They didn't ignore it, he said he was fine as he was because he was with his sons. +--- 137050207 +>>137048788 +>What about his kids who can't turn human? +They can remain mutants? There is no real conflict there. +>They didn't ignore it, he said he was fine as he was because he was with his sons. +Which doesn't explain why they didn't bother building another ray gun. + +You're kind of missing the point, just because they say he's fine with remaining a mutant it doesn't mean it's well written or a sufficient excuse. If we know he can be turned back rather easily, curing him should still be a high priority. +--- 137050296 +he should be a rat because i like rats +--- 137050654 +>>137050207 +>If we know he can be turned back rather easily, curing him should still be a high priority. +Wait, for who? + +The turtles would be worried about losing their father figure and Splinter is fine with being a rat since it means he can teach his kids, in the 80's toon who exactly would be pushing for him to get cured? From a strictly character perspective, I mean. Splinter doesn't want it, the turtles have only ever known him like this and wouldn't want to change it let alone force it on him, who's making it a high priority? April? +--- 137050694 +>>137050207 +>Which doesn't explain why they didn't bother building another ray gun. +The thing that could turn them into normal ass turtles? I could see why Shredder would want to try again and if there's no reason he couldn't, he should, but if you're saying the turtles need to figure this out and put themselves at risk for someone who straight up destroyed the thing and said he's happy where he is, I don't know what to tell you, that's just bad writing you're suggesting. +--- 137050714 +>all these rat origin chads in the thread +Based, I have hope in /co/ once again +--- 137050715 +>>137037919 (OP) +Either one works. He was either a great Ninja master, or the pet of one. Either way, he knows the way of the ninja. +--- 137051654 +>>137037919 (OP) +I don't care either way. I just think he should be built like a big-ass rat: grapefruit-to-cantaloupe-sized nuts and a sex drive to match. Politely perving on April whenever she comes over. +--- 137051845 +>>137037919 (OP) +Hamato Yoshi. +--- 137052187 +I love the idea of this profound ninja sensei being broken and just a bit unhinged enough to want to continue living as a rat in the sewers. +--- 137052679 +>>137038059 +I like movie and comic Splinter. Good boy that learned from his master. +--- 137053152 +>>137037919 (OP) +Something that should be brought up is normal pet rats in captivity still only live for 2 years. For all the wisdom and knowledge Splinter is supposed to have doesn't work if he was a normal rat that turned mutant since he just wouldn't have been alive long enough to amass that stuff. +--- 137053274 +>>137053152 +As someone who prefers the Hamato Yoshi origin, I have to stand up for the comic/OG Movie fans and point out if he's a super smart rat who can understand and comprehend human language and memorize fighting moves, they can probably fudge how old he is or how long he would live. Why not if they're already making him an out of nowhere super rat? +--- 137053795 +>>137043443 +Cowabunga Pizza Turtles +Cowabunga Pizza Turtles +Cowabunga Pizza Turtles +Cowabunga, pizza, recall power + +They're the world's most kid-friendly IPs (They're really hip) +Toy figures in their blister packaging (Kids, get a grip) +When the merchandising attacks, these turtle toys will give parents no slack +--- 137053946 +>>137053795 +Splinter has his own purple robe thing +Leonardo has swords, Donatello has a stick +Raphael has fork knives, dude +Michaelangelo has some stringed-up wood +--- 137053972 +A refugee from the Usagi universe who was close friends with Yoshi, the first man who saw him and thus vows revenge on Shredder for the death of his friend. +--- 137054102 +>>137039180 +Best backstory right here! +--- 137054175 +Human to rat, mindbroken rat originists are just comic purists or 2k3 babbies +--- 137054201 +>>137037919 (OP) +A cat that mutated into a rat. +--- 137054231 +>>137053972 +This is also a good idea. +--- 137054270 +>>137039720 +Rise got fairly serious in its finale movie. The entire thing is about preventing a doomed timeline from happening while Raph got fucked up and kidnapped by what are basically horror movie monsters. +--- 137054651 +>>137037919 (OP) +A rat, of course. The whole point of TMNT was to be a parody of teenage heroes / mutant heroes / ninja heroes, and to pull it off, Eastman and Laird made them funny animals. Master Splinter is essentially Bugs Bunny as a cape-comic ninja master; there's no reason to explain him any further than "he's just a big anthropomorphic rat." +--- 137054984 +>>137037919 (OP) +Gotta go with the rat origin, for the reasons people above have stated. Splinter being a mutated rat gives him a connection to the turtles who are also mutated animals and gives them something to aspire to. Plus Splinter originally being human makes the fact that he has to stay a talking rat forever too depressing and makes no sense in a world where mutations can be cured. +--- 137054990 +>>137037919 (OP) +Depends on if Oroku Nagi is a thing or not. +If Nagi exists then Splinter should start as a rat because then you get the fact that both he and Saki are disconnected from the feud and just continuing it out of familial piety and continuing the cycle of revenge started by Nagi and Yoshi. + +If Nagi is not a thing in that continuity ,then making him human is the way to go because it occam's razors a lot of the zanier aspects +--- 137055328 +For rat origin believers: Should he be a rat from Japan or a rat from New York? +--- 137055641 +>>137054990 +Have ANY of the adaptations mentioned Nagi? +--- 137055766 +>>137054175 +You forget it's also in the 1990 movie, which is the one thing everyone loves. +--- 137056194 +>>137055641 +Yes, the movie adaptation includes him. + +Specifically, the comic book adaptation of the movie, that Eastman and Laird wrote and drew, which was based on the movie based off their comic they drew. U am not joking. https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Eastman_and_Laird%27s_Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles:_The_Movie +--- 137056272 +>>137055328 +Good question. I guess rat from Japan so Splinter comes across as a genuine ninja and not a furry weeb. +--- 137056362 +>>137037919 (OP) +In the 2003 series & the original comic, he was a rat since the beginning. Mutation gave him human-like features. diff --git a/co/137038154.txt b/co/137038154.txt index 7d82902a11a16a59a0aa23acc6556539049cfc6f..37d1727d692674af9b07cbf23a8080ff44117c56 100644 --- a/co/137038154.txt +++ b/co/137038154.txt @@ -29,3 +29,325 @@ For all its flaws, Steven Universe is a unique creative vision that was kind of Yes --- 137038885 Adventure Time is probably better +--- 137040071 +>>137038154 (OP) +No. A tranny jew put all his fetishes together to make a show with the express purpose of introducing sexuality to children. It's groomer shit. + +Fusion is sex. Dancing is foreplay. Sugar has a height fetish. +--- 137041332 +>>137038154 (OP) +I watched Steven Universe backwards, but I ended up loving it. +--- 137041357 +>>137038154 (OP) +Only till Cluster and Barn arc +--- 137041530 +>>137038154 (OP) +The background score's fucking amazing. Gotta give them credit for that. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jU4p1HQEq4 [Embed] + +Aside from that - eh? It's a mixed bag. Some episodes are going to be great, a lot of them aren't. Early on it benefits from genuinely building up curiosity into "The Big Plot", scattered in with more mundane focuses for episodes. The show works best when it's skirting that line of mystery/suspense/widespread problems and intimate/heartfelt/personal problems. The small scale stuff can occasionally work without the big, but the big rarely worked without the small. +The pay-off on said "Big Plot" is rough. There are some really strong moments part-way through, but the ending of the series was rather offputting, and definitely left a bitter taste. You'll grow to really like characters, and then hate what they do to them. + +A lot of the problems I have with the later seasons come from how the show got released, so at least watching it now you don't have to deal with the retarded "Stevenbombs" followed by months of hiatus. If you manage to get there, the Movie is solid. Don't feel compelled to watch Future. + +>>137038885 +More consistent at least? If you pick a random episode of both the AT one is probably going to be more watchable, but that's also a benefit for them in that a lot of their episodes were pretty self contained. +--- 137041598 +>>137038154 (OP) +It has a lot of good ideas. +But it's mired in a lot of bad ideas with lousy execution. +It largely suffered from trying to have it's cake and eat it by trying to have a cutsey cloudcuckoolander episodic cartoon protagonist and have """DeEP daRk loRe""" at the same time. Which is what plagues all these garbage post-Adventure Time "loreshows". It cannot keep a consistent tone to save its life. +There's a fuckton of crying all the fucking time and I get that the idea is that they're saying its okay for heroes express emotion but they go WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too far in the opposite direction. +I liked how the did fusion, not exactly an original concept in fantasy storytelling but definitely an underexplored one. I like how the fusions had their own personalities and reffered to their component parts as completely different people and vise-versa. But then Rebecca Sugar had to go be the edgy attention-whore she is and claim it "represents sex and rape" which I'm charitably choosing to believe she meant it as saying it's as personal as sex and rape but that's just not what you fucking say when you have a legion of autistic keyboard warriors with hateboners for your show. +Most of the epilogue season was filled with great metaphors for puberty and growing up but then the whole story faceplants in the final episode where in the penultimate scene Steven has a very understandable and emotional mental breakdown and then everyone starts fucking crying and making it about themselves which soured all of the goodwill I had towards that season in own fell swoop. +Music is pretty hit and miss, honestly I don't think any episodic show with a 20 minute runtime should be a musical and they should leave that shit to feature length movies but whatever. +Also and arguably most importantly Greg and Peridot are some of my favorite characters in any cartoon ever, unfortunately they're weighed down by the fact that everyone else in an insufferable narcissistic inconsiderate piece of garbage +--- 137041613 +>>137041598 +>honestly I don't think any episodic show with a 20 minute runtime should be a musical +Nigga did you miss Phineas and Ferb or something +--- 137041642 +>>137041613 +The fact that Phineas and Ferb had so many great songs is why I hated it. Since they had to be crammed into the short runtime of the episodes they're all like less than a minute long which is way short to be properly enjoyed on a playlist or anything and only a handful got an extended version. +--- 137041680 +>>137041642 +>to be properly enjoyed on a playlist +They're meant to be enjoyed on the show baka. Taking them out of that context and then complaining about them not working in an altered state is like hitting yourself and getting angry +--- 137041692 +>>137041680 +It's not unreasonable to want to hear a good song then want to listen to it again elsewhere faggot. That's why every hit musical got albums released. +--- 137042674 +>>137038154 (OP) +S1 is 10/10 great world building, pacing, and promise of something great to come. +S2~5+F are horseshit that somehow get worse both as they progress and on rewatch. +With the lone exception of Pink = Rose. That was a pay off that everyone put together in S1 that the writers had to lie about so they could bait the reveal 4 seasons later. +--- 137042790 +>>137038154 (OP) +Season 1 and 2 had some good bits but mostly the show was gigantic waste of potential and time. +everything they set up is resolved in the most unsatisfying way possible. +--- 137042924 +>>137038154 (OP) +Oh heeeell no. Whatever you expect from it, it lets you down. +Magic girl action? The gems often go on their own and you instead watch Steven interacting with regular people. +Fighting? Steven often talks or cries his way out of conflict when he does find himself in it. +Gay representation? Non- nuclear family representation? Steven is raised by three nutty lesbians and becomes mentally ill himself. +Just a cartoon? The characters were inconsistently drawn all the time and Sugar couldn't even deliver episodes on a regular schedule. +--- 137042969 +>>137038154 (OP) +Yes, but /co/ Is full tsundere for it +--- 137042979 +Yes. Bismuth was the last character I loved. +--- 137043689 +>>137038163 +Was just about to say that +--- 137043879 +>>137043689 +>>137042674 +>>137038163 +I don't get this revisionism +You go back to when it was airing and people shat all over season one for how much time it spends meandering, focusing in on the townies +Season 2, despite the stevenbombs fucking up the pacing when it aired, is where the story is at it's best running the cluster plotline +--- 137044024 +>>137043879 +you disregarded the townie episodes +--- 137044509 +>>137038154 (OP) +Season 1 season 2 and future are the only focused seasons, the rest of it is a meandering mess of half done plotlines. Good aesthetics though +--- 137044799 +>>137038154 (OP) +It drops off after the first 100 episodes. +--- 137045293 +>>137041530 +Rebecca unironically learned this off model shit from John K's blog +--- 137045311 +>>137038154 (OP) +yes, but the feeling of wasted potential is overwhelming + +its well worth a watch, as long as you know some of the plot points might have disappointing outcomes + +Steven Universe Future sucks tough +--- 137045317 +>>137042924 +Yep. She definitely learned from Kricfalusi +--- 137045332 +>>137045293 +bullshit i dont believe you +--- 137045362 +>>137045332 +Well it's true +--- 137045367 +>>137041530 +> If you manage to get there, the Movie is solid. + +Movie only works if you’re willing to not think about any part of the plot at any point during, if you for a second actually think about what’s going on and the breadth of ways to solve the main conflict with something as simple as a phone call, it all falls apart. Just clap at the colors but don’t for a minute actually think. +--- 137045397 +>>137043879 +Season 2 gets shit on specifically cause of the Cluster storyline and how badly they botched the ending. It should’ve been a warning for how all the storylines would end. +--- 137045449 +>>137045362 +you got a source? + +heres the thing, if we were talking old rebbeca projects, yeah i see the John K influence, but SU? + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgue81LVZ4E [Embed] +--- 137046355 +>>137038154 (OP) +good ideas, pretty middling execution, like a lot of other media stuff. +--- 137046553 +>>137038461 +The worst reason to dislike something +--- 137046779 +>>137038154 (OP) +Good for my dick +--- 137047310 +The cluster arc is when I realized I'm the only one who lifts anything at all in the show. The ending was terrible. The final season was sabotaged, top to bottom. The show doesn't present it this way, but it felt like leaving a hostage situation. +--- 137047352 +yeah it's kino +--- 137047358 +>>137038154 (OP) +Kinda. It's very flawed but it has an attractive core. Just be very patient about it if you choose to see it. +--- 137047580 +https://vocaroo.com/1ej1Bmo6IWEd +https://vocaroo.com/13utl1A9LdNW +https://vocaroo.com/17yKXr3fNpnU +https://vocaroo.com/1c9gxWZHDi4k +https://vocaroo.com/17focbn1txaN +https://vocaroo.com/1hyzMKUHI8Jx +--- 137047924 +>>137038154 (OP) +5/10. Gorgeous looking, great music, interesting enough premise but bloated with useless characters and plot points. +I'll say it's worth watching with a wiki tab open so you can check the synopsis of each episode and skip anything Townie related. +--- 137048420 +Yes but it would have been better as a PG13 space opera. Focusing on withing genocidal space mommies is just more interesting than Steven and his family drama. +--- 137048507 +>>137041598 +>they're weighed down by the fact that everyone else in an insufferable narcissistic inconsiderate piece of garbage +I still fucking hate 'Too Far', what a shit episode. +--- 137048558 +I miss the simpler times the show was airing and we commented the episodes here, I love the shows despite it's flaws, it gave us lots of great moments +here's a couple Peridots +--- 137048571 +>>137048558 +--- 137048629 +>>137048420 +Steven's meant to kill his space mommies. He even attempted to do so and the writers portrayed it as a bad thing. And that's why the finale was a heaping pile of garbage. + +>>137048558 +Peridot was neutered because Sugar SCREAMED at me until I made her uwu green dorito. And even that wasn't enough. Because "Pearl" needs to be the smartest gem around. +--- 137048715 +>>137048629 +I do sometimes wonder if Peridot's sidelining was because Sugar didn't want Pearl getting outshined, I may be misremembering, but didn't Sugar say Pearl is the gem she relates with most or something? Seems like she may have self inserted into her slightly, and didn't want her playing second fiddle to someone else. +--- 137048736 +>>137048715 +No shit, there was an entire episode about it. + +I promise you Sugar liked tying Peridot to the face. Peridot really brought out her nose. +--- 137048740 +>>137048420 +>Focusing on withing genocidal space mommies is just more interesting than Steven and his family drama. +You mean you don't want to be just told Lars did some really impressive and spectacular heisting that used all of his crewmates flaws to their advantage in a 1 minute infodump, and instead we get to see an entire fucking episode of him whinging because his ex started a band? + +Well la dee da with mr interesting plotlines and his basic narrative construction over here. +--- 137048743 +>>137038154 (OP) +Eh it's okay but the other series that were used as inspiration for it are better than SU. At least the show helped some people discover them which is good. +--- 137048746 +>>137048736 +*fence +--- 137048767 +>>137047924 +>SU +>Gorgeous looking +>Great music +I want to visit violence upon your face with my outstretched hands. The music is beep boops, glitter sounds and ukuleles. The backgrounds are "pretty" because they use eye-catching shades of blue, purple, pink and orange. This is great music and gorgeous looks to you? People like you encourage freaks and bastards like Sugar's ilk to carry on with their bullshit. +--- 137048810 +>>137048740 +I gave the crewniverse a lot of material that they just didn't use for the show. It was exhausting. + +I didn't understand why until I saw the court dance for Homeworld. The one where all the gems dresses interlock mid-dance. It looked so much better than that and was really beyond what the crewniverse could accomplish. + +The crewniverse can render the CGs wandering about beautiful ruins and that's about it. + +>>137048767 +Aside from diehards on /co/, I don't think SU has much of a presence anymore. +--- 137048812 +>>137038154 (OP) +No. +--- 137048832 +>>137048810 +>Aside from diehards on /co/, I don't think SU has much of a presence anymore. +Absolutely not. This show died off harder than any other I've seen. The only times SU gets brought up now a days is when someone talks about how badly it fumbled everything. +--- 137048833 +>>137038163 +>>137038240 +Season 1 is terrible as the whole show is terrible and you're better off watching something else. The only reason you think season 1 isn't bad is because it's not as bad as the later seasons, but that's like saying burnt popcorn is preferable to eat simply because it isn't vomit. +--- 137048859 +>>137048832 +Good. It did fumble a lot of great potential. + +Honestly I have no interest re-watching it ever again. I have a very different ideology now from what I had in season 1. To me it's looking at old wounds. +--- 137048915 +>>137048767 +Tourist tier post +--- 137048937 +>>137047924 +>>137048767 +nta, but the art direction wasn't that bad to me. The music was something of a mixed bag for me, even if I found it competent otherwise; there were some decent tracks/parts of tracks here and there, though much of everything else sounded like those royalty-free tracks you'd find in arts and crafts/animal-oriented Youtube videos here and there. The kind that's catchy/memorable enough in some way, but you can't be assed to listen to more than once. +--- 137049115 +>>137048937 +Music wise, the only tracks I liked were the background ones. Any song that had vocals was godawful. I still don't understand why so many people like Pearl's song in that musical episode, it was easily the worst song in the series to me. +--- 137049378 +>>137038154 (OP) +First season is OK. After that sugar lost all control of the writers room and its 3 episodes of lore between 20 episodes townie trash no one cares about because we just want to see the aliens do alien stuff +--- 137049684 +>>137049378 +Back in season 1 I still assumed you people could write. +--- 137050026 +>>137038154 (OP) +It's much more good than bad, but the ways that it's bad are very particular and strange, witch makes for a "you either vibe with the oddities or you don't" scenario. +--- 137050069 +>>137050026 +When it gets bad, that's when Sugar and I are digging our claws into one another. Breaking skin, severing muscles. + +Don't vibe with that. It's not healthy. +--- 137050095 +>>137049115 +>the background ones +Those are the ones I have in mind, yeah. Can't even remember the vocal stuff aside from some of the theme. +--- 137050197 +>>137047580 +I love Garnet +--- 137050270 +It was... fine. + +That's it. Not great, not terrible. Fine. Just okay. + +Had some interesting premises and ideas, had some unique takes on stuff, but their execution leaves a fair bit to be desired. + +The townie shit got old fast. I understand the focus on them is to represent Seven's attachment to Earth and his human half, but a lot of it they never really DID anything with because it had nothing to do with the gems or Homeworld, so they felt like pointless wastes of time, especially when you're watching to learn more about the fucking INTERSTELLAR WAR THAT'S GOING ON. But no, this random fucktard who has nothing interesting going on, let's focus on them for a while instead of the aliens or the war or Steven learning about his powers or anything else interesting. +--- 137050331 +It's comfy. Some characters are neat. It never becomes so bad you want to stop watching, it's just a tremendous clusterfuck. +I believe anyone who has any dream or intention of starting a creative endevour that requires more than one person should watch SU, because SU is what happens when you have too much creative freedom and too little creative direction. +--- 137050495 +>>137050069 +Who the fuck thinks like that? +Watch less porn +--- 137050507 +>>137050270 +>the focus on them is to represent Seven's attachment to Earth and his human half +And then they completely undid that excuse in Future by making Steven a barely functional retard. So now those episodes are extra fucking pointless. +--- 137050722 +>>137050495 +Sugar and I had a very painful falling out that happened over the course of this show. + +It's why the finale can be summarized as TEARS. TEARS ARE EMPATHETIC, RIGHT? EVERYONE GETS SAD WITH TEARS. + +>>137050507 +Steven was being shanked in the back by people he thought were his Ride or Dies. +--- 137051497 +>>137038154 (OP) +>good things +- Sexo Gems +- Background art and OST were pretty good in S1 +- Originally Steven was able to be emotional and have passive powers without being portrayed as effeminate +- Premise of mysteries were interesting +>bad things +- Sadie in general but especially when she Lars on that island, because of the implications +- Writing quickly becomes dog shit post-Jailbreak, art and animation were slower but also went to shit (Peridot ditching her limb enhancers was a big flag) +- The world is insanely stupid, like humans are all Invader Zim tier idiots barely cognizant of the alien invaders threatening their planet but we have to devote seasons of episodes to their petty idiocy +- Rose being PD was kinda retarded when you think about it, and that retard being shit on for everything is funny and sad at the same time +- Shit writers try to tackle mental health issues while being a collection of weird schizos themselves +--- 137051576 +My honest take is +S2>S1>>S3>>>S4>The Movie only because i love spinel>>>>>S5>>>Future +--- 137052173 +>>137051497 +>The world is insanely stupid, like humans are all Invader Zim tier idiots barely cognizant of the alien invaders threatening their planet but we have to devote seasons of episodes to their petty idiocy +Reminds me of how awful the whole human/gem conflict is and how stupid it is because it just instills a sense of despair because the gems are infinitely more powerful than humans yet they don't wipe out earth because..? And the gems reasons for hating earth is fucking stupid because they hate the planet because the life is organic and nothing beyond that. At least in Dragon Ball, the Freyza Corps wipes out planet inhabitants in order to sell good planets for money basically perpetuating an inter-galactic empire as well as a mercenary organization. Also in Invader Zim all of the humans are idiots more so to portray a cynical statement on society and how everyone is incompetent and demoralized, whereas in SU the humans can't figure out aliens exist because bad writing. +--- 137052381 +Um, its entertaining, but don't be impressionable. Take the show at face value. That show teaches males the incorrect way to live and grow. Do not have any characters from that show serve as a role model. You will be bullied and loathed. +--- 137052591 +>>137047580 +>non-bri'ish garnet +cursed +--- 137053224 +>>137038461 +The best reason to dislike something +>Verification not required. +--- 137055224 +Steven Jewniverse +--- 137055334 +>>137038154 (OP) +No they ruin all the lore they build and insert dog shote songs ,only good one bwig garnets fusion song, every other one kills the flow of the episode then nothing fucking happens with anything that is revealed in the show, literally nothing, the most growth shown is in the end inna flash forward we wasted the episodes we had style where it's shown the world grew without you watching, so everything you saw meant zip. +--- 137055431 +>>137038154 (OP) +Most of the show is solid, the final season is dicey at best, the movie was a kino ending, and then they fucked it up beyond all belief with Future, ensuring that in future SU will be remembered as "That show with the kid that forgave space-Hitler and got PTSD for his trouble." +--- 137055600 +>>137038154 (OP) +The show had some interesting ideas but all around poor execution. +--- 137055631 +>>137038154 (OP) +Picrel sums it up best +--- 137055764 +>>137044509 +Future is dogshit, what the fuck. It's the worst of aspects of SU cranked up to 11, to the point where it actively makes the original series worse by existing. diff --git a/co/137038349.txt b/co/137038349.txt index 424b94b0861062bfe651e1201cf244287847d49c..0e0f2a3eaf854e2357d0860e54af17e267d60b56 100644 --- a/co/137038349.txt +++ b/co/137038349.txt @@ -13,3 +13,98 @@ By being gay He has a wife. --- 137039005 Style is taking pride in your appearance. He's the lord of pride. It just makes sense. +--- 137039295 +>>137038349 (OP) +Do you guys even like this show +--- 137041138 +>>137038871 +He has a beard +--- 137041170 +>>137038871 +you've got a lot to learn about the world, buddy +--- 137041228 +Dude is so interchangeable with Alastor (slende, teet, suit, tumblr sexyman #2736381), goes to show how shit Viv is at character design. +--- 137041374 +>>137041228 +I hate how so many of her characters have the same shit-eating grin most of the time they're shown on screen. The shape of their teeth and smile are identical too– it makes her designs less unique. +--- 137041499 +>>137038349 (OP) +He has mastery over materialism +--- 137041644 +>>137038349 (OP) +I was legit not expecting this guy to have the same body type as every other character. Figured he was going to be some massive hulking thing. +--- 137041652 +>>137038349 (OP) +Of all the shit they could do for him they’re going all in on the forbidden fruit? Like I get the show about sin but that’s a bit heavy handed. +--- 137042106 +>>137041644 +> Figured he was going to be some massive hulking thing. +In hipster hell? Yeah, you wish. +--- 137042234 +>>137041652 +It was his only accomplishment. +--- 137042503 +>>137038349 (OP) +It fits him +--- 137042548 +>>137038349 (OP) +I am gonna cum deep inside is faggot asshole +--- 137042651 +>>137041644 +This is a Viv show, don't tell me you seriously thought that she would have designed a character with actual muscle, everybody has to look anorexic +--- 137042744 +>>137038349 (OP) +One of the worst designs I’ve ever seen +--- 137042774 +>>137038349 (OP) +the absolute cambodian village of vivziepop +--- 137044201 +>>137041374 +Not defending it- there does need to be variety, but it's a self-defense mechanism, socially. +basically by grinning it not only says "I am unbothered by you" but also essentially shows domination as well as a healthy heaping of "I will literally eat you" creepiness. + +a sort of "whoever blinks first is the bitch." +--- 137045446 +>>137041374 +I was at least hoping he only had this as a way to interact with the rest of existence. Like a puppet body extension since his true body could be some incomprehensible mass outside of reality. Man fanfics of this show did more interesting stuff than what we got. +--- 137045549 +>>137038349 (OP) +let me guess, he will be the idiot sitcom father? +he a asshole, treat daughter like ''meg'', but at the end of the episode everything fine he says ''i sorry'' and everyone forgives him +--- 137047135 +>>137045446 +I am anxiously waiting for the massive fandom meltdown when the show releases, 4 years of headcanons, theories, fanfictions and fan designs straight to the trash in a instant +--- 137047305 +>>137047135 +--- 137049318 +>>137038349 (OP) +Why does every character have the same expression? +--- 137049473 +>>137047135 +These are all the same twinks. +--- 137050150 +>>137049318 +It's not every character. +--- 137050255 +When does this come out again? +--- 137050310 +>>137050255 +This summer. +--- 137052773 +>>137038871 +So does Stolas. +--- 137053172 +>>137041228 +There's elements of the design I like - the apple and snake motif for example. Yeah it's a little on the nose, but I like it. +--- 137053318 +>>137038349 (OP) +>stylish +>wearing a generic suit with coat-tails +Why are cishet men so shit at fashion that they think basic clothing is stylish. +--- 137053833 +>>137053172 +Same +--- 137055677 +>>137047135 +>Diversity. +>All angels are white. diff --git a/co/137039480.txt b/co/137039480.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d62f8da0cc28d3bee7bee2c16bc1fe4cf9483b22 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137039480.txt @@ -0,0 +1,284 @@ +----- +--- 137039480 +>Pic Related +--- 137039493 +>>137039480 (OP) +No. +--- 137039500 +>>137039480 (OP) +You're not the boss of me now. +--- 137039515 +I think chuck jones may have been a furry +--- 137039520 +>>137039500 +You’re not so big. +--- 137039554 +>>137039480 (OP) +Yes, and so are mythological human-animal hybrids like Egyptian gods. +--- 137039560 +>>137039520 +You're a big guy! +--- 137039613 +>>137039480 (OP) +Funny animals were what furries used to be called before the term "furry" existed. So yes they are the same thing +--- 137039652 +>>137039613 +You are woefully incorrect. +--- 137039819 +>>137039652 +>You are woefully incorrect. +--- 137039989 +On the Animaniacs page of Encyclopedia Dramatica, the category of the cartoon is furfaggotry. The explanation is that the characters are covered in fur, which caused furries to ruin the show with their disgusting crudely drawn porn. + +Just because the cartoon is about talking animals that shouldn’t mean we should loop them in with such a degenerate shithole. It’s kind of rude to categorize a good cartoon with a group that consists of literal dog-fuckers. + +Essentially what furfags are trying to do is say that an animal character with ANY human characteristics is a furry. That gives them permission to shit up any good franchise because of it. +--- 137040079 +>>137039554 +>Everything is Furry!! +Pretty sure it’s just anything that’s part of that cancerous fandom. You’re correlating things that have similarities and calling them the same +--- 137040155 +>>137039613 +--- 137040157 +There are people on /co/ that actually believe that Looney Tunes characters are furries? + +Are you actually retarded? Explain yourself +--- 137040812 +>>137039480 (OP) +>Are Cunny Animals Considered Furries? +What did anon mean by this? +--- 137040834 +>>137039480 (OP) +I fucking hate how furries have been attempting to co-opt cartoon animals and ancient myths into their fandom. +No you fuckwads, furry isn't a synonym of anthropomorphism. Furry art and community have their very own style and conventions that are not shared by other anthropomorphic media. You can always tell an artwork is furry even if it is SFW. +--- 137041065 +>>137039480 (OP) +No. Furries are just obsessed with lumping everyone in with them hoping it makes them look less insane as a group. I believe you can even find the talking animals hot without being a furfag. Furry is a mindset. +--- 137041895 +>>137039480 (OP) +Anyone who is bitching about people saying Looney Tunes characters are furry hasn’t seen Looney Tunes +Have any of you seen the way Chuck drew Bugs and Daffy? +--- 137041936 +I’d say that the one big difference marking whether something is just ‘anthropomorphic characters’ or ‘furry’ is how tied up it is with the creator(s) ego and personal identity. If someone just makes cartoon animal people that’s okay. If they make THEMSELVES a cartoon animal person? Make their friends cartoon animal people? That shit is furry, may as well make themselves a foam animal costume to dress up in at that point. +--- 137042417 +>>137039480 (OP) +Funny animals is an antiquated term for furries, yes. +--- 137042972 +>>137039480 (OP) +No. Funny cartoon animals are like Sonic the hedgehog. Furries are just people in mascot heads that larp was wolves, foxes, cats and dogs. Furries are obsessed with Funny Animals though and keep trying to co-opt them. +--- 137044486 +>>137042972 +Would you not call Sonic fans furries? Cuz I definitely would +--- 137044890 +>>137039480 (OP) +If you think they are, they are. If you don't, they are not. It's a cartoon. +--- 137044919 +>>137039480 (OP) +I can fap to Bugs and draw porn of him just fine if thats what youre asking +--- 137044999 +>>137044919 +I call bluff on you drawing porn of bugs. Got proof big guy? please +--- 137045104 +Furries refers to the fans, not the characters themselves. The question you're posing is flawed. More to the point, if you're asking if people who like funny animal characters are furry is the answer depends largely on the person themselves. Though in and of itself no, just liking funny animal characters isn't furry. There's more to it than that. +--- 137045438 +>>137039480 (OP) +Non-Lola Looney Tunes characters have only been popular in furry porn circles for the last 5 or so years +--- 137045932 +>>137041936 +>If they make THEMSELVES a cartoon animal person? +bugs with chuck jones +>Make their friends cartoon animal people? +daffy and pepe with chuck jones' coworkers + +charlie is a furfag confirmed +--- 137045960 +>>137044486 +You’re correct. Sonic is just an excuse for furfags to draw their unoriginal DOUGHNUT STEEL! +--- 137046544 +>>137045932 +>bugs with chuck jones +>daffy and pepe with chuck jones' coworkers +Sauce? +--- 137046735 +>>137045932 +Liar. You can never compare Looney Tunes to furshit no matter how hard you try +>>137040834 +This is probably the best explanation I’ve heard about this issue + +Furfags BTFO +--- 137047070 +>>137040834 +> Furry art and community have their very own style and conventions that are not shared by other anthropomorphic media. You can always tell an artwork is furry even if it is SFW. +Care to elaborate? +--- 137047217 +>>137047070 +NTA but for western furry artists, there are a few easy tells, such as the eyes being moe-levels of large and a valley between pure animal muzzles vs more genericized muzzles. +I decided to use a real example of furry art that would've been seen by the public at large. +Funny animals like WB or Disney or Terrytoons don't look like this, but neither does Blacksad or Elephantmen. +--- 137047613 +>>137047217 +>such as the eyes being moe-levels of large +What, you mean like the Looney Tunes have? +--- 137047719 +>>137046544 +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daffy_Duck +>Jones' Daffy sees himself as self-preservationist, not selfish. However, this Daffy can do nothing that does not backfire on him, more likely to singe his tail feathers as well as his ego and pride than anything. +>It is thought that Chuck Jones based Daffy Duck's new personality on his fellow animator Bob Clampett, who, like Daffy, was known as a loud self-promoter. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pep%C3%A9_Le_Pew +>Jones wrote that Pepé was based (loosely) on the personality of his Termite Terrace colleague, writer Tedd Pierce, a self-styled "ladies' man" who reportedly always assumed that his infatuations were reciprocated. +>Animation producer Eddie Selzer, who was then Jones' bitterest foe at the studio, once profanely commented that no one would laugh at the Pepé cartoons. +>In a short documentary film, Chuck Jones: Memories of Childhood, Jones told an interviewer (perhaps jokingly) that Pepé was actually based on himself, except that he was very shy with girls. + +>>137046735 +>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CALL CHUCK JONES AN AUTISTIC FURFAG +i can and i will. +--- 137048708 +>>137047613 +No, more like these. +--- 137049244 +>>137047719 +Wait so now he’s not just a furfag, but an autistic one too? +--- 137049329 +>>137049244 +now her's not just a furfag, he's not just an autistic furfag, he's an autistic furfag who makes schizo caricatures of people he had temper tantrums over. + +he's chris chan for the 1940s. +--- 137049868 +>>137047719 +According to PubMed +>Furries are individuals who are especially interested in anthropomorphic or cartoon animals (e.g., Bugs Bunny). They often strongly identify with anthropomorphic animals and create fursonas, identities of themselves as those anthropomorphic animals. +Fuck… I wanted to call you a faggot and make fun of you but now I can’t find an argument against you. +>>137049329 +… you’re right. I can’t even deny it. Now that I think about it, none of this furry shit would’ve spawned if it weren’t for Warner Bros with Looney Tunes and Animaniacs creating the talking mammals. + + Are you trying to make me hate Looney Tunes and it’s creator or just show me that he’s a furfag (or both)? + +Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry and Animaniacs were my childhood. They’re all iconic cartoons that have been foundational in animation history, which is why I find it difficult to label them as furfaggotry. However, It’s hard for me to deny that these cartoons had a great deal of influence on the creation of the furry cancer. And with the facts that you presented to me, I’m even more convinced that the creators of these cartoons are furfags who just want an excuse to make furshit OC because they get off on cartoon animal women +--- 137050336 +>>137049868 +Animaniacs is a psyop to get kids to become degenerate furfags. Explain +>pic related. +It was always furfaggotry to begin with, and pandered to kids and horny autists. Then people wonder why it went downhill, that’s because it was always for dog fuckers to latch onto it and make shitty fanart porn out of it +--- 137050401 +>>137039480 (OP) +According to our God and saviour, no. +>>137049868 +Thing with "furry" is you cannot find a single fucking definition everyone agrees with or is considered the common one. Everyone seems to have their own definition(usually to explain why 'I'm not a furry but') +--- 137050535 +https://cartooncave.blogspot.com/2009/01/anthropomorphism.html +--- 137051162 +>>137039480 (OP) + +Funny Animals was what Furry literally was called before the 80s + +Dan Haskett, Stan Sakai, and many other animators were instrumental in being part of the Furry Fandom in SoCal in the 1970s +--- 137051205 +>>137050401 +He wants to bang lola he is a furry +--- 137051655 +>>137049868 +>and it’s creator +>Chuck Jones + +only what i'd expect from someone who posts literal MS paint art +--- 137052250 +>>137051162 +So Funny Animals=Furries before the 80s.. were they the same as modern furries now just more discreet? I know there’s been furry porn back before furry became a modern term. It’s unfortunate to think that Bugs Bunny is an actual fursona + +>>137050401 +it’s over.. +--- 137052271 +>>137039652 +No he is correct +Funny animal fans were what furries used to call themselves +--- 137052364 +HAHAHHAHAHAHA +LOONY COONS BTFO +ANTHRO SHITS GET FUCKED +YOU FAGGOTS ARE CLOSET FURRIES +--- 137052431 +>>137052364 +I always knew people who liked “funny animals” were furfags in disguise. Just look at the sonic threads +--- 137052608 +>>137052364 +>>137052431 +How in the world does liking looney tunes make you a furry? You have to be an insecure faggot to get intimidated by talking animals doing gags. There’s clearly a distinction between slapstick comedy like a male character wearing a dress to an actual tranny. You faggots are insufferable. Why can’t you just enjoy a cartoon without having to label it a completely different subculture? + +Besides I’m 90% sure that if you show somebody a picture of Bugs Bunny they’re gonna associate him with Looney Tunes and slapstick comedy rather than Furfag shit. +--- 137052621 +>>137052364 +>>137052431 +Wrong faggots +I'm openly a furry and want Bugs to be my BF +--- 137052676 +>>137052621 +This is a good opportunity to ask what are furries’ overall opinions on Funny Animals? Do you all consider them part of the furry fandom? +--- 137052917 +>>137052621 +Uh, based? +--- 137053084 +>>137052676 +This, I’d like to know too +--- 137053290 +>>137052608 +Always has been. You’re just in denial. If it wasn’t, there wouldn’t be so many Lola furry drawings +--- 137053387 +>>137052676 +Not necessarily, like anything if a "funny animal" has a furry fandom depends on the character itself. Funny Animal itself is just the ancient term for characters who are animals and act human. It can get as "unfurry" as Catdog or as "furry" as Zootopia. Yes, Zootopia is technically funny animals. +Looney Tunes is a really good example, you have some very "furry" fandom appealing characters (Lola, Bugs) and then ones that are insanely niche (Porky, Tweety, Cool Cat, honestly most of them) and without furries into them at all that they really aren't part of it at all. In that case, the series itself isn't furry, but certain characters can be considered core parts of furry fandoms +Hanna Barbera's 50s-60s output is what I associate most with funny animals as a term and I don't see any real furry interest outside Snagglepuss, and very far stretching Top Cat or Secret Squirrel. Dozens upon dozens of them are very niche, if non-existent, in the furry fandom +--- 137053901 +>>137053387 +thank you anon. So some characters are furry appealing and have an influence on furry culture but that does not mean that the whole series is furry. + +Characters I’d consider furry core are Bugs, Lola, Sylvester, Pepe, Coyote, Daffy and other taller animals that are covered in fur. Do these characters have a significance in your fandom? Of course porky has less appeal since he isn’t fur covered. The characters I’m referring to are not the un furry but rather the furry tier animals. I’d like you to confirm if they have a big influence on creating the furry subculture and if they made the idea of anthro characters popular? Thanks again +--- 137054177 +Looney Tunes? No +Tom & Jerry? No +Hanna Barbara? No +Tiny Toons? Yes +Animaniacs? Yes +--- 137054183 +>>137047719 +>>137052271 +Looks like Looney Tunes is off my watchlist. +--- 137054203 +>>137054177 +Explain. Also Tiny Toons is just Looney Tunes but the characters are baby versions of the originals +--- 137054307 +>>137054177 +??? How?? +--- 137054528 +>>137041065 +This. The furry fandom is a separate subculture +--- 137055188 +>>137044486 +Sonic fans are furries but sonic characters are not furries. They just heavily overlap. Doesn't help at one point archie Sonic had humans that called the animals furries which just confuses things further. +--- 137055228 +>>137050336 +Why does eyeshadow work on cartoon animals but toenail paint looks retarded? +--- 137055263 +>>137055188 +The characters are fursonas. Problem solved. +--- 137055270 +>>137054177 +I think there’s a distinct, marked difference between the OG, “first generation” furries who just had underground zines and chain mail and the huge explosion of them that occurred throughout the 90s and into the early aughts. There’s some crossover here and there (particularly on old Usenet groups) but overall there’s a split somewhere around the early-mid 90s (probably caused by a combination of internet access and the sudden proliferation of animal-centric cartoons- Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Disney afternoon cartoons, SWAT Kats and all those other cartoons riding the TMNT wave, etc) +--- 137055482 +>>137055270 +nice take. So that confirms that Looney Tunes is 1st gen furry. It’s a weird thing to say to be honest, but if that’s the case (despite people here making such a big fuss about it) +there’s still nothing wrong with watching and enjoying it, even if it created the furry seed (directly or indirectly) +--- 137055669 +>>137040079 +>he says this +>on a myth that involves semen feeding on lettuce +--- 137056342 +>>137055669 +… well shit +--- 137056408 +When you get right down to it, a fursona is just an idealized gay male body type (whether that type is muscle, twink, bear, obese, etc) with a Disney animal ahead pasted atop. +--- 137056451 +>>137039480 (OP) +No because they're just funny and there's no element of self-inserting as them or getting sexual arousal from the thought of them, which are really the two defining qualities of furries even if some (but not all) furries will try to deny the latter. +--- 137056486 +>>137056408 +head* diff --git a/co/137040093.txt b/co/137040093.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97d8987710038299987f7479efb6bda3a2dc43c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137040093.txt @@ -0,0 +1,68 @@ +----- +--- 137040093 +Who are your favorite /co/ blondes? +--- 137040133 +>>137040093 (OP) +--- 137040986 +>>137040093 (OP) +I miss Karla... +--- 137042607 +>>137040093 (OP) +PAIZURI AND CUM ON TITS +--- 137043052 +>>137040093 (OP) +Invisible Whore +--- 137045465 +>>137040093 (OP) +--- 137045485 +>>137040093 (OP) +The invited me and my twin sister to some religious event tonight. +--- 137046772 +>>137040093 (OP) +power girl +--- 137047840 +Bump. +--- 137047954 +all pf them +--- 137048299 +Carol Susan Jane Danvers +--- 137049767 +>tfw no genocidal bestie +Why live bros? +--- 137050065 +>>137040093 (OP) +The main mommy Sue of course +--- 137050109 +Barbie is /ourgirl/ +--- 137050338 +>>137040093 (OP) +Emma is fake +--- 137051103 +>>137040093 (OP) +>Emma +>blonde + +Your regular reminder that Emma Frost is a flat-chested lanklet brunette from Massachusetts. A big phony! +--- 137051151 +>>137040093 (OP) +PERFECT +--- 137051196 +>>137045485 +Not /co/, but still based. +--- 137052908 +Bump. +--- 137053209 +>>137040093 (OP) +pure sex +--- 137054364 +>>137049767 +The world needs more teenager girls in sexy armor. +--- 137054524 +>>137040093 (OP) +Ilyana is made for handholding and tummy rubs +--- 137055678 +>>137040093 (OP) +How light can you go before you stop being blonde? +--- 137056511 +>>137040093 (OP) +She makes my dick diamond. diff --git a/co/137040899.txt b/co/137040899.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b71d194d565b9dc84b50f995357336deef1c279b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137040899.txt @@ -0,0 +1,166 @@ +----- +--- 137040899 +Episode 5-6 is out on HBO Max +--- 137041243 +>>137040899 (OP) +If I wanted to watch beta adventures in space I’d put on Doctor who. +--- 137041415 +He needs a win +--- 137041433 +>>137040899 (OP) +Did the studio that animated infinity train do this? +--- 137041442 +>>137040899 (OP) +I am poor, where do I watch it? +--- 137041785 +Mega anyone? +--- 137041987 +I would have liked a series about a martian colonist/scientist who was fired because of budget cutbacks so he stays on trying to find purpose. + +But a graphic designer who works in a cubicle? +--- 137042024 +>>137041987 +It's a little silly yeah, why waste millions of dollars just to send one graphic designer up there when one could easily stay on earth and just email their work to mars? Their boss has magic perfect Internet Skype all the way from Earth so it'd be possible and more practical. I'm wondering if this is a plot hole or there's a whole other reason why they just wanted a extra cog. +--- 137042042 +>>137041442 +Same place you watch all cartoons for free +--- 137042153 +>>137041987 +This. Also, the shoe ad virtue signaling about reducing carbon footprint would make me give up on the Mars project altogether. Literally give me Martian indenture servitude over this corporate bullshit. +--- 137042164 +>>137041442 +>>137041785 +I just get it from irc +--- 137042682 +Mega +https://mega.nz/folder/NgdFEQqD#yHHZMCm3M_3onWMtLG-ygQ +--- 137042699 +>>137041415 +>He needs a win +He really doesn't. Seems like he's intentionally an insufferable and incompetent protag. +--- 137043078 +So this is just 100% misery porn, right? +--- 137043175 +>>137040899 (OP) +Thanks, I enjoyed it so far. Best character is the black guy though. MC is a fucking idiot but at least relatable to some degree of you an assburger, but the rest of the Mars population is pure ass. Part of me hopes that the other dude will just blow all of it up at the end. +>>137042682 +Thank you meganon. +--- 137043400 +>>137042024 +>why waste millions of dollars just to send one graphic designer up there when one could easily stay on earth and just email their work to mars? +I guess the point is to make a commentary on retarded and even psychopatic corpirate decisions? I dropped it on ep 2 by the way, found it kinda boring desu. Does it gets any better? His girlfriend finally admits shes cucking him? +--- 137043507 +>>137040899 (OP) +Link pls +Plsplspls +--- 137043517 +>>137042042 +Children's hospital? +--- 137043557 +>>137043078 +From what I saw of the first couple of episodes, yes. +--- 137043582 +>>137043507 +Episode 1-4 https://mega.nz/folder/kvpznKgJ#SEGZQIPM2GUlZT2WUoXcOw + +5-6 +https://mega.nz/folder/NgdFEQqD#yHHZMCm3M_3onWMtLG-ygQ + +Season(?) finale next week +--- 137044047 +This is literally the best adult animation to be released in decades. +How did we reach this point +--- 137044833 +>>137043400 +Shockingly, his girlfriend just dumps him straight up, no cucking. +--- 137044964 +>>137042024 +This was the joke I think. It's partly to make fun of MC who fulfills the most useless role possible and cannot change the job since he isn't qualified for anything else as as well as making fun of the project itself for making those decisions. A lot of Mars fags are useless baggage actually, think it even had some e-celebrities up there. It feels more of a corporate hipster idea than a reasonable project so far. It feels like the involved companies were rather doing this to show off and since there is no better way to advertise yourself than being one of the companies that are pioneers on MARS right now. + +I wouldn't wonder if the project was considered completely irrelevant on Earth and only relevant for ads and a few gossiü fans that follow the daily happenings on Mars. In that sense MC might become a star at the end since the audience would want to see someone causing drama up there. +--- 137045091 +>>137044964 +Yeah, we get a few glimpses of high society on Mars and it's basically just a bunch of party douchebros. It'd be cool if we got a whole episode on Earth to see how people are responding to mars.ly but lord knows the show doesn't have the time to spare. +--- 137045179 +>>137041987 +>>137042024 +Going by what was posted in a few archived threads I found, apparently it's all a metaphor for spending all your savings to travel from the countryside to LA to pursue your dream career in the industry, just to get fired and "stranded" in what's essentially an alien society surrounded by certain death. +--- 137045330 +He should quit friendship with Jeff. +--- 137045470 +>>137045179 +This is a good point and the reason for why I never chose a job that isn't in or near my city. It's the opposite for me actually since I live in a huge city but you can be just as fucked if you leave for a rural area, only to get fired and be fucked. The chances of ever getting apartment near your old city again that you can pay for are small and most rural areas here consist of old grumpy people. Some places are nice, but it's a lottery. I know people that didn't have the luck and are now in their fifth and seventh year of rural life without a single friend or anybody to talk to. +I feel the same about leaving my country. Maybe with the exception of one certain country that I know well. Leaving for a job is always a huge risk and I would say that you should never ever move to a place you don't like on principle for a career. In the end you are like someone trapped on Mars. +--- 137045659 +>>137045330 +I'm willing to bet the series ends with him sacrificing himself for Jeff again only this time Jeff doesn't stop him. +--- 137045828 +I really do not understand why this brand of jewish "comedy" is so common. There's nothing funny here it's just somebody suffering. +--- 137046064 +Reminds me of King of the Hill. Got better after the explosion episode. +--- 137046603 +>>137043078 +>So this is just 100% misery porn, right? +Pretty much. There's some development at the end of episode 4, but judging by the way things have been going its mostly just about a pathetic loser working for corporate dickholes. +--- 137046648 +So can someone explain what happened here? Did she ran out of oxygen on the way back, or chose to off herself? +--- 137046671 +>>137046064 +>Reminds me of King of the Hill. + +I must respectfully insist that you go fuck yourself, you cum-guzzling cocksucker. +--- 137046726 +>>137046648 +She just slipped down the hill and her helmet smashed open on a rock on the fall. +--- 137047084 +>>137046648 +She ran out of oxygen and was losing her footing, slid down the dune and smashed her head I think. It looked like she was doing it on purpose so Jeff ran to her, assuming she was fucking around, but she was actually just suffering from a lack of oxygen and fell. The damage comes from the rocks she fell onto. +--- 137047115 +I hate this, but I'm going to watch it anyway because there's nothing else currently airing +--- 137047782 +>>137046603 +Episode 5 and 6 pick up significantly. +--- 137048648 +Damn this show is fuck up, the dude is lame as fuck, but what they are doing to him is beyond cruel, fuck. +I guess this is kind of a lesson for people who has no guts? No balls, they just get tossed around by others, jesus christ. +--- 137050550 +I am the main character of this show, I'm convinced. +I am so glad I don't work in a big office anymore, I was such a beta weirdo. +The first 2 episodes were so uncomfortable for me to watch. I didn't like it at first for this reason but then I realized that the whole point is showing the character's feelings and experiences of isolation on an already isolated place (mars). +--- 137050790 +First time I hear about this + +is it worth giving it a try +--- 137051386 +>>137050790 +Depends on what you're looking for, but after watching up to ep 6, I can say, watch the first 2 episodes, the rest is like that so far. There's no bait and switch, it's just about awkward misery, overcoming it, then being faced with a different kind of misery. Rinse and repeat. There's a charm to it in how empty it feels, but if that's not your thing you'll feel like it's slowly going nowhere. +--- 137051586 +I hear it's been doing well on HBO Max lately, so that's pretty cool. +--- 137053085 +>>137040899 (OP) +I hate HBO +--- 137053129 +>>137045828 +That's the point. +--- 137053239 +>>137050550 +What do you do now? +--- 137053427 +>>137050550 +Yeah I feel the same. It felt a bit like Bojack to me at first, but the comedy is rare or more subdued and while mentally Bojack was more of a lost case than Jeff, Jeff lacks friends ans is more fucked by the environment since he's essentially stranded in space among a bunch of self-absorbed hipsters. +Jaxton is cool though, but the others promise to make Jeff's life better so he gives in and stands up and runs to participate in their missions while Jaxton is waiting for him. I dunno maybe it looks irrational to many that Jeff would latch onto such people and trust his now-girlfriend but I think it's a result of feeling lonely and lost. Actually Jaxton's fate is similar but his personality is the opposite of that of Jeff. Probably due to his upbringing. He already experienced pain and betrayal as kid in a sense, so he has a different attitude. +What pisses me off the most is that the reason for why the others don't approach him or others but Jeff is that they know he's a coward and socially awkward, so they know it's easy to use him but Jeff doesn't get it yet. I wonder what will happen later. Part of me hopes the new colony plan will work. But I can also see how Jeff doesn't fit in there either so there is a chance that nothing would chance. I cannot properly judge the girlfriend yet. Maybe she actually likes him now, but she already faked that once. +--- 137053603 +>>137050790 +>First time I hear about this +This is the issue I have with all pay tv and streaming service cartoons these days. Besides of the D+ that gets posted everywhere non-stop I never know things exist until they are already airing, sometimes when they are already over. +Have legit never seen Pantheon mentioned anywhere until I coincidentally found a half-dead thread on /co/. +--- 137054701 +>>137053603 +Shows are practically made to fail so they can keep making live action shit. +--- 137054774 +>>137054701 +Yeah I feel like that as well. Honestly even the cartoons I don't like are still ten times better than almost all of the live action shlog I have watched or started the last ten years. I know that normalfags prefer live action on principle, but honestly I never understood why. It's not about the content, you could make the exact same stuff you see in live action and just animated it and none of them would watch it regardless. Strangely, some of them still watch the simpsons nowadays though. Something even a former die hard simpsons fan like me can't survive five minutes of this. +--- 137055008 +>>137053427 +seems like she was warming up to him but after the grasshopper incident i'm not so sure diff --git a/co/137041908.txt b/co/137041908.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f1c036f23ec70c0d28a7e6215e50af0e97a229f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137041908.txt @@ -0,0 +1,300 @@ +----- +--- 137041908 +She's about to dethrone Star as the new Cuckquean Queen, isn't she? +--- 137041943 +rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape +--- 137041944 +who? +--- 137041950 +>>137041943 +where am i, /mlp/? +--- 137041953 +>>137041908 (OP) +is her 'to do list' just a list of names crossed out one after another? +--- 137041962 +>>137041953 +you think she'd let Star be the bull for once and let her fuck her filipino twink +--- 137041967 +>>137041908 (OP) +>New shitty show for Animation Twitter + +This is gonna have Owl House tier threads isn't it? +--- 137041972 +>>137041967 +i hope so +--- 137042012 +>>137041972 +Good point, Just waiting for TB or SB99 to do their parts, and I might check it out. +--- 137042020 +>>137042012 +>TB +he already has, slowpoke +--- 137042027 +>>137042020 +Really? that fucking fast huh? I remember his Kiff one came out quick too. wish I was that fast. +--- 137042045 +>>137041908 (OP) +No, she's going to be the one doing the cucking +--- 137042050 +>>137042045 +she's already been cuckled +--- 137042069 +>>137042050 +What is this fucking filter? It reminds me of those Indian livestreams of Family Guy. +--- 137042242 +>>137042050 +The list says that she has to kiss him, so in the end, she will steal Scott from his girlfriend +--- 137043714 +>>137042242 +and she'll give him up to some prettier whiter girl +--- 137043750 +>>137042050 + +Easy solution: Ship Hailey with Scott's girlfriend instead. +--- 137043812 +>>137041908 (OP) +>>137042045 +Tootie 2.0 +--- 137043845 +>>137042069 +It's because a lot of these screenshots are from the "FREEZE FRAME yep thats me" rewind part at the beginning +--- 137043869 +>>137041908 (OP) +Something about her coloring bothers me. + +no not like that. +--- 137043957 +>>137041943 +>only 8 R34 pics so far +dead on arrival +--- 137044007 +>>137043957 +be the change you want to see +--- 137044049 +>>137041908 (OP) + +She reminds of Goldieblox +--- 137044102 +>>137044049 +i completely forgot about that +--- 137044363 +>>137041908 (OP) +I hope she's gay +--- 137044622 +>>137044363 +she's a cuck +--- 137044674 +>>137044622 +same diff, really. when you can't get laid some people go gay because it's easier +--- 137044755 +>>137044674 +>confesses to scott +>he rejects her +>"umm actually i was gay all along" sour graping cope +lmao +--- 137044830 +>>137041953 +Pretty sure that in her book it only says "Kiss Scott Denoga" and nothing else that implies she had a crush on someone else. +>>137043869 +It's the shading, to quote >>136430476 +"Teeth and eyes are full white so the face would probably have the best place to sample from, seems to be a strange amount of shadow hitting her chest though. + +comparing her shadow and the boy's shadow makes it look strange as well. the boy has light coming from the roof onto his back as well as straight down on his arm. meanwhile she has light coming UP on her arm + +the lighting is just all over the place the more i look. almost like it's intentional so that the skin colors will appear more white and less white at the same time." +--- 137044900 +>>137044830 +scott looks like a brad version of marco +--- 137044989 +>>137041908 (OP) +>draw a boy +>give him a girl's haircut +>call it a girl +What the fuck so is the plot that someone stole her tits? +--- 137045001 +>>137044989 +>>draw a boy +>>give him a girl's haircut +>>call it a girl +hey, it works +--- 137045008 +>>137045001 +a hole's a hole +--- 137045011 +>>137044989 +>Draw a girl +>Take away her chest +>Say she is a boy +What did Anno mean by this? +--- 137045013 +>>137044830 +The lighting looks to me like they used an automated illumination system as a guide but put the one point source (the sun) like 2 feet away directly left of frame instead of like...in the sky. +--- 137045015 +You guys have issues +--- 137045114 +>>137044755 +>Season 1 Finale +>Hailey has completed her list, except for Kissing Scott +>Scott just broke up with his Girlfriend for a petty reason, Hailey knows this is her only chance at kissing Scott, because part of her fears that Scott does not share her feelings for him +>Scott asks Hailey to hang out at his home +>At some point Hailey tells Scott that she needs to tell him something important +>Hailey confesses to Scott that she likes him, and knowing this is her only chance to complete her list and save the world, kisses him +>Scott is suprised, but tells her that he just doesn't feel the same about her +>While part of her was ready to hear that, it still hurts Hailey so much she abandons his home crying +https://youtu.be/y7B6Z-_-Bcc [Embed] +--- 137045793 +>>137044049 +Who? +--- 137046012 +>>137043829 +Wasn't this part in the leaked storyboards? +--- 137046869 +>>137043845 +>Character is hotter with messy hair than with a ponytail +--- 137046978 +I read in one of the threads that she's supposed to be 17. If so what the fuck is up with the character design. +--- 137047018 +>>137044989 +>>137045001 +>>137045011 + +Can someone actually do the example? Draw this new brown loli with short hair, try to change as little as possible, I really wanna see if it "changes into a boy" because of the hair. +--- 137047029 +>>137041908 (OP) +She's gonna get run into the ground with generic spic porn like Miko and Raven and Gwen and then I'll hate seeing her +--- 137047090 +>>137046978 +>>136943554 → +I'm not sure if this is from someone involved in the show's production or just a schizo fan. +--- 137047094 +>>137047029 +I can't wait for this Hailey to join Marco's harem, just so I can laugh at all the faggots complaining about selfinsertfags when they can easily just ignore them, I never enter a thread that I don't like and if I see some drawfag adding some shitty character to some place to get anger from other people, then I either just ignore it and continue with the thread. +--- 137047139 +>>137046978 +>>137047090 +She is not 17, there was a storyboard release already and they said she was 14, even the wiki already states that. +--- 137047483 +>>137047090 +latter, i got that from DA +--- 137047555 +>>137041967 +>>137042012 +Fuck off Birchy +--- 137047621 +>>137041908 (OP) +She's a killer cuckqueen +Dynomite with a laserbeam +Guaranteed to blow your load +Anytime +--- 137047733 +>>137047483 +Kek +>>137047621 +My name is Hailey Banks. I am 14 years old. I live in Hawai, where there are many houses... I am not in a relationship at the moment... I'm a student for the Local School. Each evening, I return home no later than 5 PM. I don't smoke. I drink Soda, but only occasionally. I go to bed by 10:30 PM and always get at least 8 hours of sleep... Before I lie down, I drink a cup of warm Onions milk and do 20 minutes of stretching to relax my body... With that routine, I find that I sleep soundly all the way until morning. Like a baby, I awake with no fatigue or stress, but I always spit my Mouthguard after i wake up. And at my last checkup, I was given a clean bill of health... I'm explaining so that you'll understand that I'm a person who wants to live hes live feeling at peace. I refuse to create dilemmas—or enemies—that will disturb my thoughts and keep me up at night worrying if I'll win or lose... And by maintaining that approach toward society, I have found that I can attain happiness. Of course, if I were to fight someone, I would lose. +--- 137047786 +>>137041908 (OP) +does something happen or are we just schizomaxxing? +--- 137047791 +The Chaos Bots change "Kiss Scott Denoga" to "Kiss Kristine Chavez". +--- 137048613 +>>137047733 +I don't get it. +--- 137048773 +>>137048260 +Going by the leaked storyboards, Kristine ends up being the third wheel. So far from what I've seen this looks a bit like Glitch Techs mixed with the tail end of SvTFOE season 2. +--- 137048795 +>>137048613 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcY6MYpQuPU [Embed] +--- 137048828 +>>137041943 +BASED +--- 137049307 +>>137045114 +>>137048773 +So just Starcrushed 2.0? +--- 137049316 +>>137048773 +>a bit like Glitch Techs +not enough jailbaits +--- 137049874 +>>137042050 +Can't get cucked if you were never involved in the first place. +--- 137050747 +>>137048260 +It's kinda weird that in context Hailey is the only one uncomfortable yet the storyboards give the impression the 3 of them are being held at gunpoint for the selfie. +--- 137050984 +>>137048773 +>Going by the leaked storyboards +post em +--- 137051521 +>>137049874 +too bad she IS involved +--- 137051567 +>>137050984 + +http://web.archive.org/web/20230404150215/https://litter.catbox.moe/f7r1bk.pdf +https://web.archive.org/web/20230404053019/https://litter.catbox.moe/d83rvk.pdf +https://web.archive.org/web/20230404053028/https://litter.catbox.moe/s38pkj.pdf +https://web.archive.org/web/20230404052959/https://litter.catbox.moe/y10s6m.pdf +https://web.archive.org/web/20230404053032/https://litter.catbox.moe/pe7m3s.pdf +https://web.archive.org/web/20230404053005/https://litter.catbox.moe/oup5ae.pdf +--- 137051640 +>>137051567 +>oh no she's really a cuck +--- 137051652 +>>137042050 + +What she sees on him? +--- 137051671 +>>137051652 +twinky filipino boy that can convincingly crossdress as a girl also...requesting art of marco dolling up scott while they're both dressed as girls... +--- 137051695 +>>137047483 + +>That pfp + +Ummm nice to know you anon +--- 137051754 +>>137051567 + +I'll admit that scene with baby Hailey and his dad was cute, hope they don't start with multiverse shit beacuse the blood moon +--- 137052503 +>>137051754 +Blood Moon? +They already started with Multiverse nonsense by making the premise use Time Travel +--- 137053393 +>>137047786 +Someone posted a waal of fanart and one of them has Hailey in nothing but her overalls +--- 137053405 +>>137041908 (OP) +How much you wanna bet she gets her man by the end of S1 +--- 137053409 +>>137041944 +New nerd girl +--- 137053432 +>>137044363 +What? WHAT? Eww, that is not true. +--- 137054238 +>>137053405 +5 to 6, depending on if they want to subvert audiences expectations or if they make the kiss break their friendship. +--- 137054663 +New airdates and titles! +https://cabletvt.powerrangermail.net/index.php/topic,7009.0.html +--- 137054799 +>>137054663 +i wonder what the music's going to be like +--- 137055671 +>>137054663 +>940x938 +>Beta'd as an episode title +What were they thinking? +--- 137055762 +>>137055671 +>beta hailey is cucked by alpha white woman +kino +--- 137055782 +>>137054799 +I hope something like Moon Girl +--- 137055938 +>>137054799 +Depends on how far it’ll go :^) diff --git a/co/137042143.txt b/co/137042143.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c7510fe0c8b43085dc647e9128c3b4c59b18eda6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137042143.txt @@ -0,0 +1,747 @@ +----- +--- 137042143 +Gwenpool part 6. +Come in here now schizos, let's finish this. +--- 137042236 +Hope I'm not too lost jumping into this. Haven't read gwenpool since she dropped bees on the punisher and fought modok. +--- 137042260 +>>137042248 +--- 137042277 +>>137042260 +--- 137042289 +>>137042277 +Gwen you played Monster Girl Quest and tried to get inseminated by Spidey for radioactive superpowers. +--- 137042300 +>>137042277 +Oops reduced the resolution a bit too low but whatever +--- 137042306 +>>137042277 +Oh god Gwenpool what have they done to you? +--- 137042315 +>>137042277 +Gwen leaving her safe zone in order to enter the faggot club marks the death of Gwenpool. It's officially over lads. The only good thing that will come out of this is the inevitable Jean Grey edit +--- 137042331 +>>137042277 +--- 137042339 +>>137042331 +Fucking hell make it stop +--- 137042344 +>>137042331 +Wow yeah they got tired of us begging for more Gwenpool so they decided to finish her off. Good move, honestly. +--- 137042357 +>>137042331 +--- 137042364 +>>137042357 +Allosexual is hipster tier, I prefer Tyrannosaurus Sex. +--- 137042367 +>>137042357 +--- 137042370 +>>137042260 +You aren't a monster gwen, you haven't just been broken by mah dick. Oni get your ass in gear you're waifu needs you +--- 137042373 +>>137042367 +If she's asexual why is she grabbing that ass? +--- 137042380 +>>137042367 +--- 137042381 +>>137042370 +She's ace. You interest her about as much as a bag of flour. + +>>137042373 +It's a spectrum anon. You can totally fuck people and be asexual, apparently. +--- 137042392 +>>137042380 +The end. Let's not forget all these people behind this comic. +--- 137042398 +>>137042380 +>I need to be meme +fuck you Whitley +--- 137042405 +>>137042392 +Modern comics are dead +--- 137042414 +>>137042392 +Thank you for storytime of pain, anon, it is not your fault +--- 137042424 +>>137042392 +F +--- 137042432 +>all this webtoon comic did was say that gwen isn't going to be romantically involved with anyone ever again +>anons are mad at this +>as if she had any good romance +If anything this keeps her from locking lips with fucking Quentin Quire again. +--- 137042466 +>>137042432 +Nope, it's a waste of time. Just like when they made her a woke idiot, anyone who cares enough about Gwenpool to make another comic about her will conventiently ignore the existence of this comic. +--- 137042489 +>>137042357 +>I cut the legs off +It was Ronnie who saw it in you, you ungrateful bitch +--- 137042528 +And there's this Chinese loli comic, anyone interested? I would make another thread. +--- 137042541 +>>137042528 +Sure why not. +--- 137042574 +>>137042331 +>>137042357 +>they are fuck, but that dosen't count +what the point in ANY of this? Why you can't just be yourself and don't hang labels on a person? +--- 137042587 +>>137042574 +Humans are social animals. Nonsensical made-up institutions such as political parties, religions and sexuality are just excuses for people to band together. I mean, sure, if you're a homosexual then you have a vested interest in finding other homosexuals for obvious reasons, but why the hell would asexuals care about other asexuals? They're asexual. +--- 137042615 +>>137042143 (OP) +Alright. that "twist" was as fucking painful to me as anything this side of allan scot's gay turn. Lets see if they crash this one too. +--- 137042637 +>>137042392 +Thanks for the storytime. I mean someone had to. +Mostly skimmed the thing, felt like an educational pamphlet more than a book for entertainment. Have they all been like this? +--- 137042641 +>>137042331 +Demisexual always struck me as a particularly stupid one. Only wanting to fuck people that you actually like is a pretty normal thing. +--- 137042652 +>>137042392 +Alright. I thought they might recover, but we've gone full, literal flag waving storytime of pain here. + +What the FUCK was that? It was literally GWEN GOES TO A LGBT MEETING AND GETS PREACHED AT. + +With the author doing this and making Nadia ace, I guarantee he's got a massive fetish for that shit. + +>>137042432 +Suddenly I MISS the quentin quire romance. IT'S THAT FUCKING BAD. +--- 137042662 +>>137042528 +This comic was so bad that I'm going to get drunk. In fact I may go to the local dispensary to get high, but I'll be back for this. Or whatever shows up. +--- 137042671 +>>137042641 +It ONLY makes sense if the sexual norms are that you fuck everything that moves, like it's a handshake. Like a gay circut party. +--- 137042688 +>>137042392 +What was the point of this? To a kill a character with a small following? To gain social clout? +Not even mad at this point. Just numb. +--- 137042691 +Out of curiosity, does the asexual mouthpiece bear any resemblance to one of the people who worked on this, or someone close to them? +--- 137042743 +>made a whole series about Gwen wanting to get intimate with somebody +>decide to make her ace when she's shown in other comics she's perfectly willingly to get some pipe laid down +It be fine if the comic was entertaining on its own right but like it was like being lectured at and explaining to me Ace Matters bro. Like... okay? +--- 137042748 +>>137042671 +I wonde rif there's an opposite? Like, people who will only have sex with people they have no romantic attraction to? +--- 137042751 +>>137042688 +>itt +--- 137042755 +>>137042748 +That's called being a slut or a manwhore. +--- 137042789 +If I desperately had to turn Gwen asexual for whatever reason, I'd go with the angle that she doesn't really consider the characters in the Marvel universe real people as in line with her original incarnation. +--- 137042810 +>>137042789 +Unironically way smarter than this comic who just wanted representation for the sake of it. Which I mean is fine but why fucking Gwenpool of all people? +--- 137042826 +>>137042688 +>>137042755 + +The author has an asexual fetish. +--- 137042847 +>Marvel Fan +>No Sex +Yep, checks out. +--- 137042855 +I came here to laugh at Gwenfags before the MCU ruins Adam too +--- 137042864 +>>137042847 +Sex: Useless +--- 137042868 +>>137042810 +Their approach is extraordinarily creepy too, like "if you don't choose a partner solely based on hormones you're ace." >>137042277 It's like she's being decieved. And like >>137042847 says, gwenpool is probably not too versed in these subjects, so it's like they're preying on her innocence. I'm sure ti wasn't meant to come off this way, but imagine if they were discussing heterosexuality instead of asexuality. "Don't you ever dream about cocks, Gwen? That means you're heterosexual!" +--- 137042876 +>>137042855 +I liked him, but I'm not familiar with his comics counterpart aside from being the flying brick, a role which he fulfills with gusto. +--- 137042900 +>>137042876 +The mcu did a great potrayal of Adam Warlocks very first appearance where he was just a literal toddler with the body of a demi god. But Adam is a character who went through 2 major writers that changed him completely since then and these are why people like Warlock not the rapist retard who boxed Thor for the right to breed Thors gf. +--- 137042912 +>>137042900 +Oh, sorry, I didn't watch Thor 4. I only saw him in GOTG 3. +--- 137042919 +>>137042855 +OK. Yuck it up. This commic is trash. BUt what's the worst that could happen? He's a space wizard with the guardians of the.... do I hear an 80's soundtrack. +--- 137042928 +>>137042641 +Yeah but it needs a dumb fucking label so people know your stance on fucking. +--- 137042944 +>>137042912 +That post was so stupid it made me chuckle.Thank you anon. +--- 137043406 +Okay while I do think getting mad at asexuality is stupid, this still doesn't really seem like a satisfying conclusion to a story arc. +--- 137043455 +>>137042748 +I mean, they say that, that's aromantic +--- 137043530 +>>137043406 +Asexuality is dumb, but not THAT dumb. It's a completely idiotic turn for this character. +>this still doesn't really seem like a satisfying conclusion to a story arc. +This isn't a conclusion. It's literally a LGBTA afterschool special. It's more than just "not very satisfying". It's complete fucking garbage. +--- 137043560 +>>137043406 +Because there was no story. What was the point of this shit? Can you really call it a Gwenpool story when she spends most of the run unmasked? Might as well rename her and run it as a YA comic book about coming out and all that shite but nope, gotta have the Marvel brand attached somewhere. +I refuse to believe this is the same Gwen we know and love and so, I shall refer to her as Wynne Bath +--- 137043600 +>>137042652 +The author himself is ace. He’s trying to spread his sexuality (or lack of) into comic characters. +Why Gwen though? +--- 137043616 +I love Gwenpool, she's one of my favorite marvel characters. +--- 137043695 +>>137043600 +Probably because he wants to fuck her. +--- 137043775 +The one upside is that the kind of community that would actually appreciate this after school lesson also at least pays lip service to the idea that there shouldn't be any stigma to re-examining yourself and deciding on a different set of labels, so as long as a future writer phrases things in the "right" way you can probably get away with her finding someone she wants to fuck. + +I don't really find that important because I don't really need my wank fodder to be in character, but it seems like it's a really big deal in this thread. +--- 137043818 +>>137042528 +do it +--- 137043875 +>>137042528 +Do it. +I love Pei. +Best Iron Fist and a cutie too. +--- 137043932 +>Asexual Spectrum +Someone needs to introduce Whitley to the tire iron spectrum. +--- 137043941 +While the asexual part was fine I don't think the writer did a good job selling Gwenpool as aromantic as well. +--- 137043987 +>>137043941 +How would that work? Scratch and sniff? This is digital only, moran +--- 137044015 +SO GWEN WILL DIE VIRGIN? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... +--- 137044028 +>>137042331 +I know people hate this but seeing Gwrn go "oh pog there's power levels to sexuality?" Is endearingly funny +>>137042641 +It's not just wanting to fuck, it's attraction. You'd never be checking people out on the street or doing one night stands or anything. Wonder how that works out for dating though. "Hey we've been together for about two weeks now do you find me hot yet?" +--- 137044041 +>>137044015 +Didn’t she already fuck Quentin Quire? +--- 137044054 +>>137044028 +Yeah, I'd be fine if like Gwen was doing the explaining I guess instead of random fucking woman in the LGBT club? +--- 137044069 +>>137042392 +I can’t wait for someone to retcon this. +--- 137044087 +>>137042587 +People have interest in community with those like them beyond sex and love, anon. Besides if you're ace and don't want sex you'd ideally wanna romantically be with someone similar. Why arosexuals would stick together is a better question, I guess it'd just be like a lifetime fwb. +--- 137044151 +>>137042789 +That'd certainly be interesting. Other than the incredibly clunky way this breaks down into a classroom about asexuality, my other issue with this is that comic characters that don't really hunt down sex or romance isn't exactly a rare thing. If Gwen is aroace that's fine but it doesn't really have to affect much and wouldn't at the immediate moment if this plotline didn't START with romance as the draw. That, and the passable plot bit about how she never really got the chance to figure herself out makes this sudden "oh okay yeah that's me" seem too quickly decided. If you need time to figure things out don't resolve it in ten minutes and start waving pride flags; for the memes or otherwise. +--- 137044241 +>>137044151 +Combined with how she started angling for romance in an attempt to get more attention it kind of makes it easy for a cynical reader to interpret her gung-ho-ness as her seeing a chance to at least get a page in the annual pride month issue and jumping at it. +--- 137044285 +>>137042289 +>Gwen you played Monster Girl Quest +It is actually possible to consume porn for regular entertainment. That is a thing people do. +>and tried to get inseminated by Spidey for radioactive superpowers. +But not for romantic or sexual gratification. +--- 137044327 +>>137042331 +>this is our duly elected asexual person +>except she actually DOES feel sexual attraction when- + +this is the dumbest shit ever +--- 137044507 +Remember when she was sexy? +--- 137044698 +THIS IS NOT A COMIC +IT'S FUCKING LECTURING + +Since when Writers sacrifice entertainment for School and Politics? +--- 137044792 +Didn’t the same writer makes Wasp asexual in the last comic he wrote? +--- 137044844 +>>137044792 +No Nadia's only asexual on his Twitter +--- 137044856 +>>137042277 +This is so much worse then I could have ever imagined. Even the retarded relationship storyline with the power pack KID was better then this. Wasn't that only one issue ago too? Jesus christ +--- 137044907 +>>137044844 +What the fuck does that even mean? Only on his Twitter? Like Twitterheadcanon? +--- 137044926 +>virgin +>NEET loser +>no friends +>reads comics +she's just like me fr fr +--- 137044947 +>>137042380 +No joke. Why does every black gay Marvel character look the fucking same? +--- 137044969 +>>137044844 +I’m afraid It’s going to be confirmed in the upcoming Pride Special in June. +We’ve already seen the preview pages with Nadia. +--- 137044972 +>>137044069 +Never gonna happen. Way too much backlash if they did. The sexuality retcon is terminal in all cases +--- 137045023 +>>137042432 +All it did was feature a lecture from idiots. Is that why you read comics, for the lectures? +--- 137045038 +>>137044069 +Nah. The next time Gwen appears this garbage will be completely ignored. Only referenced in a meta sense if it is referenced at all. +--- 137045042 +>>137044241 +That would be a great and subversive angle to take, and you could even throw in some commentary on the current trends of shallow pandering. They’ll never do it though, ever +--- 137045101 +Hastings should have killed Gwen off at the end of his run, because no one has done anything good with her since. + +(And pour one out for her crew of side characters, cursed to be left untouched forever.) +--- 137045124 +>>137042331 +This is painful +Poor gwen +--- 137045136 +>Love Unlimited +>Story ends with Gwen realising she is incapable of feeling love +What did they mean by this? And how did this final issue somehow end up worse than my wildest imagination +--- 137045219 +>>137045136 +>Story ends with Gwen realising she is incapable of feeling love +Romantic love isn't the only form of love. +--- 137045281 +>>137045219 +It isn't, but it's still a really ironic and ill fitting title. +--- 137045283 +Remember when they made a robot a black lesbian? +--- 137045369 +>>137045219 +>Love Unlimited +>ends with Gwen incapable of feeling *romantic love +That's really sad and still a big fat L +--- 137045370 +>>137042143 (OP) +It must be Quire who did this to her for breaking up with him, fucking mutie telepaths are all the same +--- 137045415 +>>137045370 +FUCKING MUTIE! +--- 137045420 +>>137042364 +Amen +--- 137045705 +>>137042315 +can't wait for these so interesting characters in the club to become gwen's new team that only validate her and never question or challenge her. Unlike those toxic cis bastards cecil, batroc and terrible eye. but all jokes aside eh gwen has been declining for years this is just the final nail which really is the best. to end her excruciating existence I mean come on bro at least she'll get to trend on twitter and Tumblr, get some lame fan art of her as fat and gay and holding the asexual flag. so she'll go out with a shitty bang rather than a kino whisper. +--- 137045755 +So how do gwenbros cope with the fact Gwenpool being aroace now? +--- 137045764 +>>137042143 (OP) +Thanks for the storytime. +--- 137045767 +>Asexual +Incredible how they managed to turn pure cope into a sexuality. +--- 137045768 +>>137045755 +Wait for the inevitable retcon +--- 137045782 +Have you changed your avatar, Gwenbros? +--- 137045797 +>>137042248 +>written and drawn for the enjoyment of children +Comic dweebs be fucking rekt +--- 137045888 +>>137042331 +Hmm. I guess I'm demisexual, apparently. Never knew. Thank you, Gwenpool, for the sexual education. +--- 137045897 +A-at least we are guaranteed on Gwen appearance every year in Pride anthologies. W-we won, Gwenbros... +--- 137045910 +>>137044926 +>virgin +lol +--- 137045929 +Cecilbros how we feeling? +--- 137045944 +>>137045755 +I don't have to cope because I realized years ago that nobody at Marvel knew what to do with Gwen. I haven't considered myself a Gwenpool fan since Strikes Back, I'm a fan of Hasting's Unbelievable Gwenpool run. That's it. +--- 137045973 +>>137045281 +I think that was the point. It was a subversion of expectations. +--- 137045983 +>>137045929 +Cecilfags unironically have it the best out of any Gwen ships with that Bowieknife doujin being their ending. Us Gwen X Mega Tony shippers have nothing. +--- 137046000 +I got bored and stopped reading! And I'm a Gwen fan and pretty much asexual, it was just that boring! +--- 137046003 +>>137044926 +She still fucked whoever she wanted to before realizing she's ace, anon +--- 137046094 +>>137046003 +let him cope, anon. everybody with a brain knows gwen has been getting gangbanged on krakoa. +--- 137046097 +>>137045283 +To be fair she was black years before this comic run and a lesbian even longer. +--- 137046377 +Every time I feel like getting back into comics, there's shit like this that just pushes me away again. +--- 137046405 +>>137045755 +What the fuck is a gray ace? +--- 137046406 +>>137045983 +gwen x megatony? You truly are a sinner gwen is for cecil, terrible eye is for tony how can you be so uncultured? +--- 137046436 +>>137042277 +>>137042331 +>>137042357 +>>137042380 +>>137042392 +That was extremely painful. +--- 137046776 +>>137045944 +That's the correct mentality to have about Big 2 characters in general. Be fans of specific writers' run with them, not the characters themselves, because I GUARANTEE they'll inevitably get written into an unlikable asshole by a complete moron sooner than you'd like. +--- 137046799 +>>137046405 +--- 137046870 +>>137045755 +What the fuck is this woke garbage man. First videogames and now comics push this ace bullshit. +--- 137046899 +>>137042392 +Thanks for the story time OP + +Even at the comic's lowest point, I found a few things I liked. I think the writer for all his preaching still keeps Gwen's voice most of the time, it sounds like her minus some lines that I don't think sound remotely natural to say even for comic-book people. I like how Gwen admits her legs are perfect and will cut the legs off of any costumes they give her so she can show her off, I like to think that's Ronnie's influence who first saw the potential. I really like her giving props to Batroc, that was great to see she still holds so much respect for the man despite not having seen him in years. Now if we can just get Cecil, Sarah, and Tony back on panel. + +Gwen turning out to be asexual was being called out as a possibility from the second issue's storytime, and I stand by that this isn't the worst end for her to have. This comic could have stood to go over them in detail, but there were enough shreds of support over the years for this to have been a headcanon for a long time and not come completely out of left field, and not having a huge sex drive makes sense for someone with Gwen's background as someone who obsessed more with fictional trivialities as a coping mechanism for IRL woes. It's better than making her yet another bi or lesbian, and thinking sex is icky is honestly kind of cute and wholesome for Gwen, a girl choosing to keep herself pure instead of a sex maniac is refreshing. This apparently doesn't even mean she isn't opposed to relationships in general either, Gwen could still hook up with the right guy stay strong Cecilbros and the entire concept even as described in this comic is nebulous and shifting enough that you could pretty much do anything you want outside of making her a slut (which never worked out in WCA or GSB anyways). I could see a timeline in which 'asexual Gwen' is well executed and even well received. +--- 137046931 +>>137046899 +This isn't that timeline. This is a hamfisted sequence of Gwen coming to terms with her newly assigned sexual codifiers, starting with Julie's lecture before dragging her to meet with a club of personified Tumblr blogs wherein Gwen (more accurately, the audience) is given the fifteen minute sermon on asexuality that no one asked for. At this point, everybody besides Gwen has lost any semblance of having their own voice or personality. Every character is now a mouthpiece for the writer to talk at us about 'the spectrum' that is described as being so fluid and open to self-interpretation/change that, while welcomed for meaning Gwen isn't stuck in the box that this team's intent on forcing her into, makes you wonder what's the point of a story about it. When you see the final panel, it doesn't feel like Gwen congratulating herself. It feels like the writer congratulating himself, a self-indulged victory for what is surely the most oppressed group of all with Gwen as the soapbox on which to stand and receive their hard-earned upvotes. + +This might actually be worse than GSB. GSB was lol-random Tiktok insanity that turned Gwen into the memetard anyone who didn't read her book assumed her to be, but it at least had an interesting ending highlighting her terror of meta-death. Love Unlimited has the opposite issue of starting out decent or even strong at times, offering the promise of romantic tropes being turned on their head or grasping parts of Gwen's personality and background that few writers utilize. Only to speed-run three different relationships to get an asexual reveal out as fast and messily as possible with no time to organically explore what these relationships or identity means for Gwen as a person. Her goodbye to Julie has no real emotional pay-off because the emotional stakes were barely established to begin with, and ending with more uninspired Whitley OC's expositing at both Gwen and us until she's literally waving their flags for meme-bait. +--- 137046955 +>>137045944 +dude this is why you only follow the recommended reading list. They can't hurt you or fail your expectations if you have none. +>>137046776 +yeah this is why I don't really even read big 2 comics anymore. I mostly focus on indie webcomics and manga because their usually the same author who i loved from previous work or the same series. Also, theirs just something special about a character having an arc and growth, and it not getting retconned. I mean call me crazy but a character having a good conclusion to their story and just ending sure is nice. + +> I GUARANTEE they'll inevitably get written into an unlikable asshole by a complete moron sooner than you'd like. + +It's sad how that goes really, it became even more prominent in modern comics where getting super political and soapboxy became a big trend again. But yeah most characters now for every good depiction they've got a 10 shit ones +--- 137046962 +>Whitley made it his pfp +https://twitter.com/jrome58?lang=en +--- 137046975 +>>137042277 +I verbally said "oh noo". I'm not going to read the rest. I know what is going to happen. +--- 137046990 +>>137042392 +This is why I mainly read creator owned these days +--- 137046992 +Gwen is a mentally atypical, nineteen year old Gen Z'er who dyes her hair and already has really questionable tastes in comics (liking Fem Thor and Miles being among them). So I could see her eating this agenda up hook line and sinker, especially given she also loves attention. But goddamn that doesn't make any of this shit easier to read just because it's in-character. +--- 137047119 +>>137042260 +>You're NOT a monster! +I mean... that's nice of Julie to say but does she know what Gwen's past entirely consists of? This is one thing that gets me is the dissonance between all this lovely huggy heckin' validating Gwen and looking back on some of her more interesting moral failings. + +She murdered dozens of people within her first week in print. Most of them mobsters or hired guns, sure, but did all of them deserve to die? She's come a long way since then and is no longer as murder-happy but it's still a concerning part of her past she's not eager to bring up again. Same with her often forgetting that Marvel characters aren't just characters or NPC's to enrich her story, but are actual individuals with their own autonomy despite being fictional. Even in this very story's start, it took her a long time to realize manipulating Elixer/Wither was a bad thing. Or her tendency to take short-cuts and not think about the consequences, again in this same comic she faked her grades in order to get into a prestigious college just to be close to Julie, and that was never brought up once after the fact. + +Gwen has a TON of shit to unpack as a person that I think would make for really interesting story telling, her sexuality or lack thereof being such a dramatic thing to obsess over seems weird when there's actually monstrous things Gwen's done as a person she's not eager to remember. +--- 137047229 +>>137043600 +>Whitley currently lives with his wife Alicia and daughters Zuri and Amara in Raleigh, North Carolina.[4] He identifies as being on the asexual spectrum +What the fuck. This guy has a wife and kids and claims to be asexual. +--- 137047252 +>>137047229 +Asexual != Aromantic +You can fuck an asexual to make kids, they're just not gonna put much of an effort or enjoy it +--- 137047253 +>>137043600 +Especially when he ALREADY MADE AN ASEXUAL CHARACTER in Nadia, why not make this her story? It's his character so he's free to ruin her however he likes, and it's already confirmed she's asexual so all the pieces are there to begin with instead of needing to force it on Gwen +--- 137047269 +>>137042277 +I'm just gonna be straight with you folks +I was willing to look aside and be at peace with this whole thing up until the support group +That's just corny +--- 137047279 +It's so fucking over. +--- 137047282 +>>137047252 +Sounds like a hormone problem he should have fixed a long time ago. +--- 137047303 +>>137042277 +>people who seem to let their hormones determine who they spend their lives with +Hypocrite that you are, for you are letting the chemicals in your brain to determine whether or not you follow your hormones + +All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove + +Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog +--- 137047321 +>being a sexless loser is now socially acceptable under the guise of being "asexual" +Why should any of us hate this again +--- 137047333 +>>137047279 +The two dozen or so attention whores gushing over their flag appearing in a comic will stop giving a shit about both Gwenpool and comics in general by next year +--- 137047340 +>>137047279 +>>137047333 +Reminder that twitterfags don't even buy comics +--- 137047348 +>>137047321 +Attention whoring should be shunned in all forms +--- 137047423 +>>137047229 +Because ASEXUALITY DOES NOT EXIST +--- 137047620 +>>137047279 +They're not even gonna pay for this comic, they're gonna forget about it within a few months. +--- 137047630 +>>137046899 +i'm happy your optimistic anon really I am. I myself wasn't a fan at all everything about this comic either screamed shit or mediocrity to me mostly the art style.I did feel they had some decent in-character moments but tons that took me out of it and just overall dumb decisions. But here's hoping the next run is better i'd rather they not stick asexual, but hey if it keeps her from becoming marvel's first onlyfans having hero I'm all for it. +>>137046931 +yeah your kind of on point with my biggest gripe bro. Really what I hate most about sexuality and politics in comics, isn't them being there themselves but rather how it's done. It always feels like they have to stop the comic on a dime to give you a lecture on how it works and what it is and it serves no purpose other than just being a writers mouthpiece or vent comic. Really weird how much comics have slowly just become these weird college psas, but this stuff is mainline at least the old psas were fun and we knew they weren't going to be canon and didn't waste a whole 6 issues on. +--- 137047695 +>>137047620 +And you think /co/chuds paid for this comic? +--- 137047712 +>>137047695 +Trick question. Usually, the normal thing to do is to pay for good comics, not bad comics. +--- 137047718 +>>137046899 +>Gwen could still hook up with the right guy +*or girl +--- 137047790 +>>137047253 +Of course. Of fucking course this dumbass "author" already has another character that matches his imaginary sexuality. And he forces it on a the next character he gets his retarded hands on. +Oh, I'm sorry. I meant totally real sexuality where you both do and do not feel attraction at the same time. +--- 137048106 +>Gwen we know is dead +So was investing in this character worth it? +--- 137048125 +>>137048106 +>Gwen we know is dead +why live? +--- 137048185 +Could someone please post links to all the previous issues so we have them all in one place? +--- 137048189 +>>137048106 +It depends on how you look at it. +Is it worth it by trusting Marvel to actually do something of interest with her? Not at all. +It is worth it by trusting the fans themselfs to actually do something of interest with her? 50/50. + +It's all left to the fandom now. We want to see good stuff with her? We have to do it ourselfs, either with fan arts, greentexts, etc. Marvel won't do it, so it's either leave the concept of Gwenpool to die this way, or we take matter into our own hands and try to keep her alive as best as we can. +--- 137048221 +>Julie Power was so bad in bed that turned Gwen into a nun +what went wrong? +--- 137048461 +>>137048106 +Yes, of course. Its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all +--- 137048587 +>>137048106 +RIP Gwen. You'll live forever in your first run. +--- 137048730 +>>137048221 +she got a dyke cut and looked like ellen degeneres +--- 137048889 +>>137042392 +>>137042380 +Her being ace is fine whatever? But making her aromantic too? Like come on whitley +--- 137048912 +>>137042277 +Can I join their club as a minorsexual? +--- 137048974 +>>137048912 +Fuck off. Like, there is on thong a majority of people can agree on, and it is that pedophiles, and "MAPs" are he same thong, and don't belong in modern LGBT+ movement. And I swear, if I see that anon that copy paste the same cherrypicked Stonewall history lesson, he can fuck off, too +--- 137049225 +>>137047279 +>I wish I had this comic when I was 16 +What difference would that have made? +I've never understood the whole representation thing. I've never seen any media that has represented me in my entire life. But I also kind of don't feel like I've missed much because of it either. +--- 137049232 +>>137042367 +>and Batroc +Keep my husbando's name out your fucking mouth! +>>137042380 +>first thing after being absorbed into alphabet soup group is imply she is going to get blacked +do those stupid cunts understand this is the exact shit that makes people buy less western comics and instead get invest in manga/anime/france shit? +--- 137049245 +>>137048974 +How the fuck does Trans have anything to do with LGB. Three are a sexuality one is not. +--- 137049248 +Aren't an unironic 99%+ of supposed asexuals, just volcels with varying levels of sex drives? +--- 137049365 +>>137049245 +Listen, just think of LGBT+ to be the opposite of heteronormative +--- 137049429 +>>137042331 +I'm with Gwen, power scaling your sexuality is pretty dope. +--- 137049438 +>>137048974 +>pedophiles, and "MAPs" are he same thong +You think attraction towards 7 year olds and attraction towards 17 year olds, are the same thing and should be treated the same way? +--- 137049443 +That's right she's not for you anymore. She doesn't want or need you anymore +--- 137049455 +>>137049232 +Unlike this comic, Gwen's love for Dadroc is earnest +--- 137049477 +>>137042367 +>Can I have a hug +I swear you could make a drinking game around Whitley using this dumb line over and over. He used it last issue, he's used it like twice with Nadia/Jan, I've seen it in the small horse comics +--- 137049492 +>>137042331 +>I'm asexual +>except when I'm not +Wouldn't the rare, literally asexual, find this to be some offensive mockery? +--- 137049521 +>>137042373 +You don't have to be allosexual to know that butts feel good in your hands. +--- 137049545 +>Gwenpool gets a new ongoing +>Whitley writes it +How would you react? +--- 137049573 +>>137044028 +>It's not just wanting to fuck, it's attraction. You'd never be checking people out on the street or doing one night stands or anything. +Again. That really isn't too uncommon. Sexual attraction scales with love. That's the norm if anything. +And people not giving a fuck about strangers, sexually or otherwise, isn't that uncommon. + +That you aren't some slut lusting for strangers doesn't mean that you're some deviant sexuality. +--- 137049600 +>>137049545 +I'd read it, because if Gwen's going to suffer I feel I must suffer with her +--- 137049613 +>>137049545 +I would plead 'anyone but him' + +And then witness the horror of what I get with the monkey paw when they somehow get someone even worse +--- 137049664 +>>137049438 +That is not what I am saying, and you know it. Smarten up, ya cunt +--- 137049668 +>>137049455 +yeah, I agree OG Gwen had proper respect to him, however this globohomo Gwen has done nothing to show that, and as I suspect it just 'member berries thrown in there to trick people into thinking that writers are more competent than they actually are. +--- 137049689 +>>137049613 +inb4 they mandate she can only be written by asexuals for any future books where she's the lead for "authenticity" +IIRC it happened to Iceman +--- 137049699 +>>137049545 +I'd be indifferent I've accepted we'd never get a good run again. whitley broke me might as well have him ride gwen to the grave. +>>137049600 +I like it best when gwen's suffering makes sense when she suffers because of her own autism and ego. +--- 137049822 +>>137042868 +>it's like they're preying on her innocence +Really? It's not even like they're telling her not to fuck, they even have multiple characters who say asexuality is a spectrum and sometimes they do fuck. They give her plenty of outs. + +My main criticism and why this doesn't work for me is that it reads too much like an educational pamphlet, which means no one should have to pay for it. +--- 137050148 +>>137049232 +>talking to a black person means you're going to fuck them +/pol/tards are absolutely fucking insane. +--- 137050381 +>>137042380 +>I kinda hope it's a girl +who the fuck speaks like this? Wh othe fuck wrote tihs shit? +--- 137050804 +>>137042855 +>I came here to laugh at Gwenfags before the MCU ruins Adam too +--- 137050918 +Couldn't resist checking what r/Gwenpool thinks. They hate it, but their mods are forcing them to walk on eggshells. +--- 137050981 +>“When Sarah Brunstad offered me a spot on MARVEL'S VOICES: PRIDE and pitched Gwenpool to me, I immediately leaped at the opportunity," shared Marieke Nijkamp. +>"I love Gwen for her wonderful meta chaos, and getting to write an aroace super hero as an aroace writer is truly magical." + +Are you excited about Gwenpool's next oneshot? +--- 137051004 +>>137050981 +Why is Squirrel girl in a pride comic. Arent only those damned to hell allowed in those? +--- 137051043 +>>137042143 (OP) + +Why does this read and feel more like a sjw lgbtq+ feminist propaganda pamphlet thats lecturing me to death rather than an actual comic book? This isn't funny, this isn't fun its boring being talked down to and being lectured at bull shit, fuck this shit im out! +--- 137051048 +>>137050804 +>elected +Who elected the man whos very first action after patricide was attempted rape of the first female he saw. +--- 137051078 +>>137051043 +>Why does this read and feel more like a sjw lgbtq+ feminist propaganda pamphlet thats lecturing me to death +Because that's exactly what it is. +--- 137051140 +>>137047340 +tbf you can't buy this comic it's only on Marvel app for free +--- 137051154 +>>137049699 +She is suffering because of her own ego. She wanted to stay relevant and became a mutant, this is what happens to mutants +--- 137051206 +Anybody want to ask hastings how it feels to have your creation murdered in front of you in near ritualistic sacrifice to +>*CURRENT FAD* +--- 137051298 +>>137051206 +I do. I'd be very curious to hear what he thinks. I hope he hates it too +--- 137051369 +All this 'Pride Club' and talking about sexualities and spectrums and various other gay Ted Talks feels like the kind of shit Gwen just wouldn't be interested in. The whole reason she ran away from our reality is to get away from normie problems and have adventures in comics, why is she engaging in this mundane modern talking points? + +Remember that time she made an appearance on Champions and spent the whole issue trying to convince Kamala and her team that the reason for everyone being racist was a hypno-ray or mind-control or gas or some other villainous explanation because, she's in a comic book why WOULDN'T that be the case? And then when they make it clear it's a complex social issue with no easy fix, Gwen ducked out because 'real world issues' isn't what she escaped into comics to deal with? + +I feel everything in this whole comic are the exact same kind of IRL horseshit Gwen couldn't be dealing with and just wants to go back to punching Shocker or something because she could have just stayed home if she wanted to listen or read about this on Twitter +--- 137051403 +>>137051206 +>>137051298 +He was retweeting the comic and enjoying it with Whitley in the replies right up until the asexual bombshell dropped +--- 137051585 +>>137050849 +Wow, nice story, she should think to become a writer. +--- 137051635 +>>137045219 +It's the exact form of love that's referred to by the title. +--- 137051638 +>>137051403 +I can imagine it going something like: +>Hey, nice job, pairing Gwen with that character seems cool, where is that going? Who's gonna be the villain? +>Oh no, she's gonna open herself as asexual and visit a LGBT Convention to appeal to Twitter +>Oh. By she you mean, Gwenpool's girlfriend, right? +>... +>Right? +--- 137051684 +>>137051638 +--- 137051742 +>>137051154 +true jean gray loves to make em gay +--- 137052449 +>>137051140 +>Marvel app for free +Unlimited is a paid subscription +--- 137052950 +>>137050918 +I just instinctively read that in an effeminate lisp in my head, lmao +--- 137053113 +>>137051369 +Does anyone else find the paneling and the flow of dialogue jarringly bad in that particular pic? I stopped at "DO." at the bottom of panel 1 and stopped to try and figure out what the fuck she was saying before I caught on to panel 2. Just me? +--- 137053306 +>>137051684 +This issue was definitely the best part of the whole story and the closest to Hastings' run in tone. + +Too bad the last issue turned out to be an educational comic for troubled teens. +--- 137053950 +>>137042143 (OP) +I really don't mind Gwen Poole being 'aroace' as its being portrayed here. Some of my absolute favorite characters like Luffy show zero signs of sexual or romantic attraction to others, and Gwen's best comic had pretty much nothing to do with romance so it's not exactly a necessity. It's fun she can be sexy without actually needing to care about sex and just kind of adds to the adorable factor. + +I'm less keen on feeling the need to label her. Watering down something like this to a catchy Twitter tag feels kind of inappropriate and labels in general don't really feel like they fit Gwen who generally walks the line between hero, villain, neutral, etc. It's okay being proud of not being obsessed with or put off by sex and I don't even mind giving it a term but putting too much of an emphasis on the orientation rather than the person I'm afraid is going to turn her into 'Marvel's aroace heroine' when there's more going on there. And hearing her say 'It's your girl Gwenpool, Asexual Icon!' is possibly the most forced and cringe-inducing line she's ever said +--- 137054273 +>>137053950 +The problem isn't that she isn't having romance plots, it's that they're making it an explicit part of her personality that she is incapable of harboring romantic feelings for people which, even if it didn't contradict with previous stories, is still bad because it means she's emotionally disturbed and accepting her disorder as normal instead of a problem to be fixed. Also, the specific way this was handled involved yuribaiting. +--- 137054403 +>>137054273 +I see it less as a case of someone being emotionally 'disturbed' and more like 'innocent', which is kind of an odd term to apply to Gwen given how fucked up she can be at times but as someone described in the other thread it's kind of fitting when she walks a thin line of innocence and psychotic. +--- 137054839 +>>137042392 +Eh. The art was cute. Gwen was cute. I guess I look forward to her future wacky adventures, hopefully with more emotional suffering next time. +--- 137055307 +>>137042357 +This lecture is obviously terrible. So, I was thinking, if I did support this nonsense: How can this be presented without a propaganda PSA? +The hilarious thing is that you can't. These topics and phrases are so far removed from common language that you can't talk about it without defining each word. + +This lecture was their only option. Well besides just writing something good instead, of course. diff --git a/co/137043293.txt b/co/137043293.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7d4dabcf7bd096e377196ac46cc4743fe68355fa --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137043293.txt @@ -0,0 +1,273 @@ +----- +--- 137043293 +Why is Princess Bubblegum such a psycho? +--- 137043368 +Because women can't do anything wrong, sweaty. Especially gay woman. She's brave and inspiring no matter what she does. + +Finn is an evil chud, though, he needs to be tortured. +--- 137044045 +>>137043293 (OP) +Because she's not evil, she's smart +--- 137044208 +>>137043293 (OP) +she is not human, she is a poor imitation of a human. +she understands feelings, but she doesn't feel them. +she will always be willing to sacrifice anyone as long as it means a benefit. +--- 137044260 +>>137043293 (OP) +Because all wizards in Dying Earth settings are psycho. +--- 137044276 +>>137043293 (OP) +Not human, practically immortal, born of evil and chaos, lesbian +--- 137044621 +>>137043293 (OP) +Are her control freak issues ever resolved or even addressed in the show? +I didn't watch past Flame Princess' introductory episodes, so I never actually some of the episodes that gave her that side of her personality. +--- 137044861 +>>137044621 +Kinda, sorta... not really, no. There's The Cooler which ends with PB disconnecting her surveillance network, though Graybles 1000 Plus which was like a dozen episodes later had her go right back to those old habits. High Strangeness had her talk through some of her reasoning for her space colonization program that ended up fucking with some aliens that Tree Trunks raised a family on the side with. + +Other than that, it's mostly, from my understanding, played up as gags or whatever. Most of the time, though, the presence of such a joke isn't exactly obvious or existent at all, so it tends to come across as PB just being a psycho that rarely gets called out on, let alone have any recourse. +--- 137044880 +>>137043293 (OP) +You've given me an idea; Cyborg Bubblegum. +What better way to cheat death? +--- 137045321 +>>137043293 (OP) +Cause she is hot +--- 137045752 +>>137044880 +She's already immortal, why would she need cybernetics? +--- 137045757 +>>137043293 (OP) +self insert +--- 137045916 +>>137045752 +To be more perfect. +--- 137045933 +>>137045916 +Cybernetics would just make her weaker, metal rusts and ages, elemental gum seemingly doesn't. +--- 137046013 +>>137045933 +Whose to say she couldn't use some enchanted metal that'll last for ages? You are not thinking big enough, it must be bigger, bigger! +A.I. Bonnibel! +Immortal Companion Marceline! +Eternal Champion, Cyborg Finn! +--- 137046253 +>>137043293 (OP) +It’s hot +--- 137046361 +>>137043293 (OP) +She wasn't exactly terrible but she was sure portrayed as more villainous as the show went on, clearly on purpose. I assume the writers thought it was funnier that way, correctly or not. +--- 137046679 +>>137046361 +How would you have handled her? +--- 137046835 +>>137046805 +>Don't worry, Finn. +>Once I'm done, you can help me with Marceline. +--- 137047044 +>>137046805 +Who made this? +--- 137047077 +>>137043293 (OP) +Female. +But more specifically, a piece of bubblegum that became sentient, then a female, then lived for a thousand years in a really messed up place. +--- 137047255 +>>137043293 (OP) +She's immortal. All immortal beings are bound to develop an alien mindset. Even outside of that, PB grew virtually by herself and she's operating off a lot of self made rules. Frankly, it's a miracle she's relatively harmless. +--- 137047389 +Is Finn actually pure human? I'm pretty sure he's at least somewhat of a mutant, even beyond the mere cosmetic stuff with some of the feats he's able to do. +--- 137047465 +>>137047389 +He's as human as it comes. In some regard all the characters that have a vague resemblance to people are human or human mixed. From Canyon to Huntress Wizard, Abracadaniel and the like. +--- 137047595 +>>137047389 +Finn is pure-bred human, but as >>137047465 said, the land of ooo has a lot of humanoid creatures that are probably descended from humans. +>Huntress Wizard +Isn't she generally agreed to be a forest nymph? Like the grass equivalent of those water nymphs that lived in the treehouse pond, given she has the same motif of 'hair made of element and colored skin'? +--- 137047793 +>>137047595 +I believe so, but my theory still stands; she could be descended from a human that grew so in touch with nature they became a forest nymph. +--- 137047906 +Speaking of Huntress. +--- 137048080 +Any drawfag here passing by? +--- 137048213 +>>137048080 +Im lurking, but not sure if Ill be able to do any requests because im at work right now +--- 137048424 +>>137048080 +I'm about to head to work, but I'll try something when I return. +--- 137048455 +>>137048424 +do something with huntress wizard +--- 137048496 +>>137048455 +Safe or lewdish? +--- 137048555 +>>137048496 +Either, as long as it's sweet and with finn. + +Those two are the only reason i even see any adventure time stuff anymore. They were a cute couple. +--- 137048646 +>>137048555 +>They were a cute couple +Sorry friend, but it turned out that canine are way more loyal partners than some dirty forest sluts. +--- 137048675 +>>137048646 +I don't consider flabby van-living loser to be the real finn. The real finn would have grown up to be a gigachad of the likes of ancient mythology, as he was shown to be able to do many times in the early seasons. +--- 137048764 +>>137048675 +Whose to say he doesn't grow into that after leaving the van life behind? +--- 137048794 +>>137048764 +Because he's already like 30-40 by the time that happens, and the last episode seems to show he did absolute fuck all with his life. + +I just ignore it. +--- 137048834 +>>137048794 +I see him as mere twenties, going through a funk before snapping out if it. Reuniting with Huntress, and spending life with her. +--- 137048872 +>>137043293 (OP) +She’d make a great villain if she admitted that her actions are morally wrong but served to provide an unbreakably stable future even if she will bear the scorn and resentment from everyone +>Entities like the Lich and glob threaten not just ooo but all life on the planet +>PB desperately tries to establish plans as contingencies to control cosmic and domestic terrors +>nothing ever works until she finds an exploit that can make her as powerful as prismo +>learns magic is the general source of exploits and disasters across ooo +>even her own science and failed experiments stem from magic +>finds that destroying magic destroys magic sources entities like the lich and glob +>as a cosmic being like prismo she assumes she can calculate all the people who use magic for harm and eliminate them all including herself +>the innocents killed will be the greatest sin for her to bear but in exchange for the number that would have been killed under the Lich and other evil magic users for all eternity is a better deal +--- 137048928 +>>137043293 (OP) +I liked PB better when they wrote her as this sweet, sciencey 18-21 year old who threw parties occasionally. I genuinely hate her characterization as the show went on to pretty much the personification of the US. +--- 137048964 +>>137046679 +Not that anon, but I would've portrayed her moral downslide as a direct result of having to age back up in Too Young. 13-year-old PB clearly wanted to stay that way and grow up naturally alongside Finn, but she had to sacrifice that to protect her people from being ruled by Lemongrab. So in my portrayal, she'd be as broken up over as it as Finn was, but she'd repress it all and start pushing Finn away so that the heartbreak doesn't get to her. And as everything gets more and more gunked up inside her, she gets into this mindset that having to age herself back up was the universe's way of telling her "No, sorry, you don't get to be happy, you have to spend all your time babysitting a kingdom of idiots." So she gets colder and colder, and buries herself more and more in her work, losing touch with her morals as protecting her people at any cost becomes her driving focus. +--- 137048989 +>>137043293 (OP) +>>137044208 + +I hate you fuckers so much. Here is a quote form Ward on Bubblegum: "there's so many stereotypical girl characters, and the easiest thing to do is the opposite: girl power, making them extremely intelligent or extremely tough. I just want to make girls that are normal, just like Finn is normal... she's a goofball, and her experiments are wacky. She's not the smartest person in the universe." + +No mention of her being evil. Just wacky. Can we put this topic to rest already? +--- 137049067 +>>137048964 +That makes more sense than what we got. +--- 137049093 +>>137049067 +Thanks, but you could say that about almost anything that we got. +--- 137049177 +>>137049093 +Indeed. +Hmmm. + +Which girl is your favorite, gentlemen? +--- 137049408 +>>137048989 +>but much quote +Torturing old senile men and turning your people into lobotomites is not "wacky" +--- 137049460 +>>137049408 + +Stop exaggerating what she did. The candy people were not hurt in any way +--- 137049582 +>>137049408 +Do not engage the retarded tripfag. +--- 137049895 +>>137049177 +When I watched as a teenager I massively fancied FP, but I’m rewatching now and around Season 6 and ESPECIALLY The Pajama Wars I’ve developed a mad one for PB. +--- 137050179 +>>137048989 +>she can't be evil because somebody didn't literally spell it out +LMAO HOLY SHIT NIGGA THIS IS AN ALL NEW LEVEL OF RETARDED NONSENSE FROM YOU +--- 137050412 +>>137049895 +FP has an ass that won't quit. +So does PB. +Hell, so does HW! +I'm sensing a pattern... +--- 137050488 +>>137044045 +I always remember the video of Sam punching a hole in the wall when I see that line. That was peak Reddit and Memey. +--- 137050600 +>>137048928 +Interesting analogy. Kind of true. She's just an alien monster and really has no morality that doesn't serve herself or her agenda. +--- 137050618 +>>137048964 +Not bad. +--- 137050788 +>>137045752 +From the moment she realized the weakness of gum it disgusted her, she craved the strength and certainty of steel, her kind cling to their candy as if it will not decay and fail them. The crude biomass they call a temple will falter and they will beg her to save them, but she is already saved. For the machine is immortal. +--- 137050831 +>>137047906 +Mating season has made HW thicker +--- 137050868 +>>137049177 +The two best girls are, almost paradoxically, the ones on opposite ends of the thicc spectrum. +--- 137050904 +>>137050179 + +No you fucking moron that is literally the creator explaining who princess bubblegum is as a person. Just because you have a hard on for painting her as evil, doesn't make it so +--- 137051299 +>>137050831 +Spring does thing to forest fairies. +--- 137051825 +>>137050868 +Good choices all things considered. Wish they had some screen time together talking. +--- 137051834 +>>137047389 +Hes human but his soul is that of a catalyst comet, so he has some added power +--- 137051976 +>>137051825 +Considering we got a decent ship just out of Marcy ogling Susan once, it could've been a veritable floodgate of shipping had they actually interacted. +--- 137052190 +>>137051976 +Imagine all the crack ships that could have sailed. +--- 137052571 +>>137052190 +So does this too. +--- 137052663 +>>137047077 +But why is she german anyway? +--- 137052783 +>>137052663 +For the lulz. +Just like how Marceline is Hispanic and Finn is Scandi. +The lulz. +--- 137052812 +>>137052783 +>Scandi +His mom's Irish, though. +--- 137053291 +>>137043368 +FpWp? +--- 137053570 +>>137052812 +Minerva is an Irish name? +--- 137053589 +>>137053570 +Talking about her accent, man. +--- 137053605 +>>137053589 +Good point +--- 137054210 +Finally home. Now to find my pen. +--- 137055043 +Warm up dood. +Hug her Finn. +--- 137055249 +>>137055043 +Can you draw a human Jake and a dog Finn? +--- 137055776 +>>137055249 +I didn't refresh the page and drew this before I saw your request. I'll try. +--- 137055866 +>>137043293 (OP) +She just needed cock but because she didn't realize it. If finn fucked her she would have chilled the fuck out, +--- 137056019 +>>137055249 +Here you go. Sorry if it aint colored, heads killing me. +--- 137056183 +I'll try and doodle more tomorrow, head is aching me. Drop an idea my way. diff --git a/co/137043448.txt b/co/137043448.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..03f429c4ef3f9e0d2c25bb33848f332f56718691 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137043448.txt @@ -0,0 +1,304 @@ +----- +--- 137043448 +Thoughts on this duo? +--- 137043464 +>>137043448 (OP) +They could still do it. +In the original Jon was 10 and Damien was 13. + +Now Jon is 17, and Damien is 14. + +They’re still 3 years apart. So it can still work. They’re both teens now. +--- 137043529 +>>137043448 (OP) +Unless they’re 11 andn13 I don’t care. + +>>137043464 +Jon was 11. You’re a shill asking why DC can’t just have their cake and eat it too. + +It was ruined by spiteful people. I will not support a single thing DC sells that has Superman in it. +--- 137043721 +>>137043464 +you know the difference between kids and teenagers, anon? It's one thing reading Calvin and Hobbes, and completely different- reading Ultimate X-Men. +--- 137043733 +>>137043448 (OP) +If ever I meet Bendis or Taylor I will assault them. +--- 137043744 +>>137043721 +I’d kill to read teen Calvin and Hobbes. +I’d rather read now teen Jon and Damien. +--- 137044665 +>>137043721 +damian is a teenager. +--- 137044682 +>>137043448 (OP) +I think we're stuck with Damien at this point, but it's not too late to retcon out Jon. Just make Conner gay for balance against backlash and it should stick. +--- 137044738 +>>137044682 +Conner’s outdated. He and his contemporaries served their purpose back in the day but were superseded by better ideas. The Supersons featuring Jon and Damian are a much better duo than Conner and Tim. Also, much more marketable for multimedia purposes. +--- 137044761 +DC fucked up HARD +--- 137045977 +>>137043448 (OP) +Loved them and the status quo Tomasi was setting up. DC completely shot themselves in the foot. +--- 137046145 +deage jon, but make him a slutty shota trying to seduce adult men. +--- 137046151 +>>137043448 (OP) +think you should turn yourself into the police +--- 137046174 +>>137043448 (OP) +Fun Duo! They play off each other really well. Sad the team broke up. +--- 137046189 +Why does Wonder Woman have no kid to complement them? +--- 137046205 +>>137043448 (OP) +Super Sexy Shotas +--- 137046216 +>>137043464 +>>137043744 +>>137044682 +It is DamiAn +--- 137046244 +>>137046189 +Because she abandoned her son since he wasn't a daughter. +--- 137046249 +>>137043448 (OP) +Boring. +--- 137046268 +>>137046189 +Imagine if she secretly made a clay shota and kept him hidden all these years with Batman's help to protect him from the other amazons and the public eye (plus villains). And the only thing kept her going are the moments of peace she has at home cuddling her shota. +--- 137046284 +>>137046268 +I swear there was a video of some christmas cake working on an "artificial son" ((((game))) that had the ability to learn and become a personal secretary. I thought it was a wholesome, and a bit creepy since it was outright aimed at single women who were too focused on their careers to date men and raise children. +--- 137046521 +>>137043448 (OP) +Pedo groomers fave +--- 137046555 +>>137046521 +Most of the "gross" fans are actually women. And spics on top of that. +--- 137046600 +>>137046555 +Feels bad that they took away kid Jon for the little boys now... Now he's just boring and gay. +--- 137046664 +>>137046600 +That little kid is actually gay now lol +--- 137046719 +>>137046244 +>>137046268 +A Wonderkid would be a girl. Wonder Girl to go along with Superboy and Robin. +--- 137046727 +>>137046719 +wonder girl is such a boring as fuck idea + +gimme a non-binary wonder child or clayface with amnesia. +--- 137046783 +>>137046555 +I feel bad for the kid because these gross women started to bring up his nude scene in some obscure euro movie and now his dad shut down all of his social media accounts. +--- 137046809 +>>137046664 +And how do you know that? +--- 137046900 +>>137046664 +You wish pedo +--- 137046915 +fuck them kids +--- 137046924 +>>137046727 +>gimme a non-binary wonder child or clayface with amnesia. +Nobody wants that shit. Normal people would want a Wonder Girl over any of that freaky nonsense. +--- 137046941 +>>137043448 (OP) +Very gay +--- 137046944 +>>137043448 (OP) +The best. +--- 137046952 +>>137046555 +that kid looking real cute ngl +--- 137047002 +>>137043448 (OP) +Fun book before it all got wrecked. +--- 137047120 +God I hate modern Damian robbin. Worse than gay tim. +--- 137047143 +>>137046952 +Nothing wrong with admitting that he's cute in a non-creepy way. +--- 137047202 +>>137046809 +because he's a model in a corrupt country with a low AoC. +--- 137047245 +>>137043448 (OP) +It's weird they had this series that only grew in popularity as it went but they axed it for Bendis's nothing Superman run that only ever pushed fans away from it +--- 137047337 +>>137047245 +Didio's mind... +--- 137047396 +>>137043448 (OP) +I adore them, and miss them. +I got into comics right after Young Justice was promoted to the Teen Titans. I remember hearing the adoration of other readers who got to grow up reading Tim and Conner become best friends and grow up alongside one another. The Super Sons seemed like an opportunity to enjoy a similar scenario, except in their case, they happened to be the biological princes of the universe. Technically they still are, but aging up Jon the way Bendis did has just left such a turd in the punchbowl albatross around their dynamic... +--- 137047425 +>>137046915 +I love how this official image is being used for shitposts +--- 137047663 +>>137046924 +Wonder Boy is a million times more fun idea than the 3rd or 4th Wonder Girl or umpteenth Wonder Woman substitute. +--- 137047799 +>>137047245 +And DC Comics keeps sticking with the losing aged-up horse. +--- 137047839 +Pedo groomers you will not see the pearly gates. +--- 137047869 +>>137047663 +It’s not on-brand with Wonder Woman. The Wonderkid MUST be a girl. +--- 137047968 +>>137047839 +Says the Amerimutt. You guys have voted for openly ped*shitter presidents twice in a row. +--- 137048025 +>>137043464 +It can’t. Jon is too old and gay. It would look like Jon is trying to groom Damian. +--- 137048047 +>>137047968 +>amerimutt +No dice, diddler. +Also you cant have a row if 2 things. +Dont be a retard +--- 137048066 +>>137048025 +And thats a good thing +--- 137048069 +>>137047839 +Not everyone is a homosexual or pedo just because they like the Super Sons. They were a good team with a good comic. +--- 137048087 +>>137048069 +Using this thread as basus. The vast majority of super sons enjoyers are pedophiles +--- 137048122 +>>137048066 +Kill yourself. +--- 137048138 +>>137048087 +It is literally one tranny samefag demanding that Jon and Damian be homosexuals. He appears in the Superman Jon Kent storytimes now demanding Damian be gay. + +If someone could Dox him and kill him, the board would unironically be a better place. +--- 137048148 +>>137046719 +>A Wonderkid would be a girl. +Well you'd be wrong +--- 137048163 +>>137046719 +>>137048148 +--- 137048190 +>>137043448 (OP) +Made for exploring each other's bodies during sleepovers. +--- 137048197 +>>137046664 +>>137046944 +>>137046952 +>>137046944 +>>137047143 +>Supersons thread +>its just pedos and freaks +The world would be a better place if we were allowed to kill these 'people' +--- 137048238 +>>137048197 +>anon doesn’t realize it is one homosexual samefag +--- 137048423 +>>137048163 +Based Super Chads cucking WW out of her shota. +--- 137048443 +>>137048197 +These people literally run the clown world. +--- 137048973 +>>137048197 +>being surprised +Are you new to 4channel anon? You should see the ben 10 threads +--- 137049119 +>>137046783 +>his dad shut down all of his social media accounts +So glad reading this, parents have to be more responsible when it comes to their children's media. At the very least, kids shouldn't be posting photos and videos of themselves. +--- 137049585 +>>137047869 + +>On brand + +What the fuck are you whinging about ? +There's already Wonder Girls and people like Nubia and Artemis ready to take up the mantle from Diana when she chooses to retire, there is nothing wrong with Diana having a son that is part of the Wonder family and adds a different dynamic to it. + +I'd personally love to see a 'potential future' series where Diana has a son who one day marries someone like Yara or Donna when he's like 100 and still looking good from dat immortality and then they are a royal couple, Queen Wonder Woman and the King husband Wonder Man +--- 137049936 +>>137049119 +I MEAN, his dad was the one whoring him in the first place. He probably got creeped out by the gross women or came across that Odinboy666 art of Pearl's Super Burger. +--- 137050293 +>>137043448 (OP) +Are the Supersons comics even good? I didn't like the Bendis run either but this stuff looks like cutesy shit for literal kids. +--- 137050785 +>>137050293 +It's literally cute boys doing cute boy things together. And their dads are Batman and Superman who also do cute things. And I guess there's also moms but they are boring. +--- 137050797 +>>137050293 +>cutesy shit for literal kids +why is this a problem for cape comics? +--- 137050801 +>>137049936 +>Odinboy666 +I thought that faggot had a rule against drawing real boys, but I guess he just doesn't like gingers... +--- 137050865 +>>137050797 +I definitely don't think it's bad that it exists, there should be a lot more comics aimed at kids (and comics should actually be put where kids who aren't already hooked can read them). From the perspective of industry health I mean, probably not great parenting to give your kid free range at the LCS in 2023. + +It's just weird to me that it has such a vocal fanbase among adults. I get reading kids stuff that's nostalgic for you personally, stuff that you read when you were a kid. And I get reading kids stuff that has some real weirdness (Silver Age DC) or artistic value (Calvin & Hobbes) to it. But what's the attraction of Supersons for a grown man? +--- 137051114 +>>137050293 +>Are the Supersons comics even good? + +Not earth-shatteringly great, but yeah. They were good. + +>>137050865 +>It's just weird to me that it has such a vocal fanbase among adults. I get reading kids stuff that's nostalgic for you personally, stuff that you read when you were a kid. And I get reading kids stuff that has some real weirdness (Silver Age DC) or artistic value (Calvin & Hobbes) to it. But what's the attraction of Supersons for a grown man? + +Because Super Sons did call back to Silver Age weirdness and innocent fun. Peter Tomasi is also a father and said he wanted to tell stories that reflected kids in that age group (not to mention princes of the two biggest heroes in DC) having adventures and trying to be like their fathers. If you haven't even read the books, then you might at least check them out before commenting. +--- 137051164 +>>137051114 +No need to get defensive, I didn't even say the series were bad. Asked how they were and said I didn't see the appeal. +--- 137052112 +>>137046189 +Lyta Milton is available. +--- 137052237 +>>137043733 +Based +--- 137052491 +>>137050865 +>But what's the attraction of Supersons for a grown man? +It was something young fathers and uncles and friends could give their sons and nephews and freinds kids that didn’t have gay shit in it and yet could connect them to their own favorite characters growing up. +--- 137052632 +>>137050293 +Yeah they're fun. If they made a complete independent consistent line just for Supersons, without darkening Damian's skin, it would be a hit. +--- 137052635 +>>137043448 (OP) +They are best when they're being goobers. +--- 137052657 +>>137043464 +>In the original Jon +Is still lost in space, the current one is a fake. +--- 137052802 +>>137052657 +If only, anon. It's never happening with Taylor in control. +--- 137053937 +Imagine if a faceless fat bastard forced Jon to fight Damian. +--- 137053975 +>>137046555 +Why are women like this /co/? +--- 137053981 +>>137043448 (OP) +>lust provoking image +--- 137054051 +>>137043448 (OP) +they couldve been the gon and killua of dc +--- 137054080 +>>137052635 +this. The appeal is their innocence being a ray of light in this dark Hellscape that is modern comics, those panels where Jon would try to get away and look around to make sure no one was around to hear him say some nothingburger profanity was more on point than the entirety of Dark Crisis regarding legacy. +--- 137054605 +>>137052635 +--- 137054964 +>>137043448 (OP) +It was the best thing to happen to DC in the last 10 years and their marketing potential was endless, Marvel doesn't have characters like that, they were charismatic together unfortunately they came at this time of ideology and they destroyed Jon, it's sad to have DC in the worst hands diff --git a/co/137044046.txt b/co/137044046.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f8121e3001368d05bd122be1921037d80b6215ab --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137044046.txt @@ -0,0 +1,552 @@ +----- +--- 137044046 +>ASM by Wells and JRJR is FINALLY ending the mystery box plot that no one likes +>The mystery box involves a character that was created by Wells 14 years ago and has only 3 total appearances +>MJ is hinted at to be killed off in Issue 25 for the 40th Anniversary of Gwen Stacy's death +>ASM is also a stealth X-Book that tied into 2 X-Events back-to-back (Hellfire Gala and Judgment Day), crossed over again in Dark Web to resolve a plotline from Wells' Hellions, and is going to cross over with them again for Fall of X +>Slott, after destroying the character for 10 years has returned to write Adjectiveless Spider-Man with Bagley +>First arc is yet another Spider-Verse event that is even worse than the last ones +>The event ends with not only removing Peter's status as the chosen one but also introducing Spider-Boy, yet another OC that Slott is going to force +>Spider-Threads are STILL constantly filled with schizoposting and shippingfaggotry ever since Sinister War and show no sign of stopping +--- 137044082 +Don’t worry. +Across the Spider-Verse is coming. +Mayday will get popular. +--- 137044122 +>>137044046 (OP) +Can't believe I was hyped for Digger comeback and was willing to give Wells chance after Hellions. +What a fucking moron I was +--- 137044316 +>>137044046 (OP) +--- 137044493 +>>137044122 +>Liked Hellions +>Thought the first few Wells issues of Beyond were good +I feel you bro +--- 137044585 +>>137044082 +The only crowd she'll be popular with is pedophile artists. +--- 137044639 +>>137044046 (OP) +Kino is on the menus. +--- 137045086 +>>137044046 (OP) +>What Went RIGHT, Spider-Bros? + +FTFY +--- 137045639 +>>137044046 (OP) +Someone tell me what happened with JRJR & Wells run. I ain't reading that shit after the awful #1. I didn't read any of the Khaine stuff either. +--- 137046137 +>>137045639 +Whole lot of mostly nothing. +New stupid suit +Osborn a hero +Ben Reilly bad again +Maddie Pryor same issues as Ben but allowed to turn good. +Dumb mystery remains dumb and brings in more questions. +Possible major death or deaths incoming. +--- 137046150 +>>137045639 +>>137046137 +Forgot to mention, +JRjr still sucks but he also abandoned ship early on. Comes back once in a while though. +--- 137046471 +>>137044046 (OP) +I think it's fine. If you don't care about MJ, there's little to complain about. The Tombstone arc was good. I just wish the art was better. +--- 137046520 +>Rando thugs beat the shit out of Peter in ASM leaving him with a busted up face +>Daredevil amped up to superhuman levels via magic bs nearly breaks a finger trying to knock Peter out in Daredevil +--- 137046557 +>>137046471 +>I think it's fine. If you don't care about MJ, there's little to complain about. + +There's still a lot to complain about even ignoring the MJ stuff +--- 137046669 +Kamala being an intern at Oscorp is still the dumbest thing going on this run, the event spin-off (not by Wells) even has the character flirting with what is plainly an adult. I'm 90% sure Wells thinks she's like 22 or Marvel is trying to soft retcon her so they can have her next book set in NYU. +--- 137046717 +>>137045086 +This. MJ sucks and has sucked for a while. She hasn't been fun since the 90's and Felicia is what MJ used to be instead of this older, despite same age as Peter, hag. +But we know MJ will be back and after that Felicia will be full-time "bi" +--- 137046872 +>>137046520 +>Matt Murdock looks like a ginger Grizzly Adams. +--- 137047003 +>>137044122 +>Digger comeback +What, really? I just read thaht issue last night, I really enjoyed it. But Peter killed him, how the fuck would he come back? + +>>137044082 +Anon... that's Ben. +--- 137047034 +>>137046471 +>The Tombstone arc was good. +>Peter can go through this +>Gets beat down and humiliated by Tombstone +--- 137047862 +>>137047003 +It's not Ben, it's May, she has tits! +--- 137048009 +>>137047862 +>It's not Ben, it's May, she has tits! +It's obvious that i's Ben with tits (and that's a good thing!). The artist also gave Peter tits before, and I tell you hwat, I'd choose Mayday's MILF dad and uncle over her any day of the week. + +The picture is tagged as Peter on paheal oddly enough , not Mayday. +I wonder when we'll get to see Kaine and Spidercide with tits? +--- 137048518 +>>137044046 (OP) +Why are you reading post-2000 Spider-Man? That shit isn't Spider-Man. +--- 137048581 +>>137044493 +It's crazy how many agree that Hellions were GOOD and then... fucking this happens. +>>137047003 +Green Door. I mean it's comics, they brought back Shathra, Morlun and tons of other "dead" villains. It's actually a pretty smart and fun way to bring back Digger. One of the very FEW in this god-forsaken run. +--- 137048584 +>>137047034 +Holy fuck your autism over tombstone getting one over Peter is annoying. Despite Peter getting the last laugh on tombstone in the end. Fuck off from comics if you need everything to go the hero's way all the time +--- 137048851 +>>137048584 +lick my black autistic ass anon +--- 137049364 +>>137046717 +No thanks bro. +Felicia always best and by her own merits, +don't mix her up with other girls please +--- 137050765 +>>137044046 (OP) +>It was all a dream, Spider-Man +--- 137050809 +>>137049364 +I meant only by fun-factor. +--- 137050812 +>>137050765 +>I remember reading Word Up! Magazine +--- 137050986 +>>137044046 (OP) +Removing Peter's status as chosen one is the fucking best. + +The chosen one, the totem origin, center of the web of destiny - all of that shit is at odds with an absolutely core concept of Spider-Man; he had greatness thrust upon him; Peter Parker wasn't born into greatness. He isn't a Christ figure. He's a guy who steps up because he learned a lesson. + +>14 year old pets +I don't give a shit about writers bringing back their ancient pets. I care about the quality of their pets, and Zeb's are fine. People are just pissed about MJ, there's nothing fundamentally wrong with Wayep and the evil mathematician. I'm way more apprehensive about Spider-Boy, because I know what Slott does with pets and it's fucking trash. +>Stealth X-Book +Dark web was pretty stupid, but it wasn't really a stealth X-Book, it was a boring tie in to an uninteresting crossover. Ben and Maddy have nothing in common except being clones, and while I don't like Ben and would be perfectly happy with him as a villain this is just stupid. Peter came back from scraps of scraps of his memories just a few years back, why would his clone fall so completely short? And why didn't one of the X-Men, like Jean or Emma, offer to fix him at any point during it? Pete would have said yes to that, it was the (completely untrustworthy) Beyond helmet he wasn't interested in. + +>Spider-threads are full of schizos +Remember that the maddest, most insane voices are actually the fringest minority. So says I, Nick Lowe. +--- 137051067 +>>137048518 +Haven't you heard? According to /co/, the only Spider-Man run is Straczynski's. Everything else is a crime. Also Straczynski's is also a crime because of OMD and sometimes Sins Past, but it's also the bar by which everything is judged. +--- 137051283 +>>137046520 +>>137047034 +>nooo Peter can't love he has to be super-mega-strunk and beat all his villains easily and have no struggles!!! +Go read DBZ. Spider-Man has, and always will be, street-level. +--- 137051439 +>>137044046 (OP) +--- 137051515 +>>137046471 +There’s little to praise, either +--- 137051542 +>>137045086 +>>137046717 +They've already ruined Gwen and MJ. What makes you think Felicia's gonna be safe, in the long run? +--- 137051564 +>>137051283 +>>137048584 +--- 137051645 +>>137044046 (OP) +>What Went Wrong, Spider-Bros? +Everything. +Everything's gone wrong since Sinister War technically since OMD +Nothing is fine. +Nothing is OK. +--- 137051767 +>>137050986 +>The chosen one, the totem origin, center of the web of destiny - all of that shit is at odds with an absolutely core concept of Spider-Man; he had greatness thrust upon him; Peter Parker wasn't born into greatness. He isn't a Christ figure. He's a guy who steps up because he learned a lesson. + +Agreed. But please get rid of Silk, Miles, and the rest of the completely unnecessary and redundant spider people. And do away with the whole web of destiny nonsense, period. +--- 137051842 +>>137050986 +The issue with stuff around Wayep is that it's just not interesting, and it's why no writer ever brought him back. +Also considering the annual this year is split between more dark web stuff and something to do with the hellfire gala I'd say that the Stealth X-Book comments have merit +--- 137052082 +>>137051283 +Incorrect. +Objectively, comprehensively incorrect, in the view of at least one of his creators and everyone who has ever written him. +He operates at street level, but from his very first appearance he's clearly avengers level in terms of power. +As the dedicated "hero that could be you" he can work at almost any level. +--- 137052172 +>>137051842 +I don't think Wayep is uninteresting. I don't think it's super interesting, either, but I like to actually finish an arc before I pronounce judgement on a thing. +I don't love this storyline but pretending that it's super awful aside from people's strong feelings on the MJ angle is just wrong. Compare it to fucking Dark Web, or Slott, or even if you like, many of St. Straczynski's stories (remember when he fought the god of appliances, or the guy in the earthquake suit?) +--- 137052201 +>>137047034 +He's still recovering from the poisoning in Beyond, which is why he loses to Vulture and Tombstone. +--- 137052312 +>>137052172 +I've given this run the benefit of hindsight at every opportunity. It has so far been worse than that I don't see how this would be dfferent. And mayan God is a terrible fit for spider-man, especially without the themes JMS used. +--- 137052392 +>>137052082 +>jobs to a fat gangster +--- 137052446 +>>137052312 +>I've given this run the benefit of hindsight +I don't believe you. + +Not every spider-villain needs to have a deep personal connection. In fact, he still doesn't really have a connection to it except that he was there last time and got himself wrapped up in it- which is extremely classic Spider-Man. Does he have a deep personal connection to Otto, or Shocker, or Electro, or Rhino, or Kraven when they meet? No. He just gets under their skin and it becomes a whole thing. Wayep doesn't give a shit about Spider-Man except that he happened to make himself ritually key accidentally by being a busybody, and then Wayep died. Now the evil Mathemagician, Rabin, that might get personal. + +Again, is this the best story I've ever read? No, not even close. Does it deserve the hate it gets here? Probably only if you care more about Marvel Editorial than Spider-Man. +--- 137052500 +>>137052392 +>Spidey beats air-walker +>Spidey beats the Juggernaut +>Spidey beats the whole team of X-Men +>Spidey beats two phoenix force users +>Spidey astonishes Thor with his speed and power +>Spidey defeats Iron Man +>Spidey beats Cap + +Sure, pal. + +>Those are stupid +No, yours is stupid. +--- 137052502 +>>137051439 +Character development! +--- 137052561 +>>137052446 +nta but it's an insane leap to compare mad scientist and animal themed villain doctor octopus and Mayan god wayep on the grounds they have no personal connection. +He doesn't fit because Spider-Man should not be fighting gods, that's not his thing. Now that being said, fighting against someone above his pay grade like Juggernaut or Sunfire can make for a great arc, but having him be the big final boss of a mystery box arc is something else entirely. He's being shoved into story where he doesn't belong because Wells likes the character he made. +And before you make any JMS comparisons, for better or worse, he justified why Peter would be fighting the things he does in that run. Wells has just given us the vague line of "a road of blood leads to you" and nothing else, which doesn't even relate to Spider-Man in any way. It's why not a single person guessed the glowing figure was the mathematician until Wells basically told us +--- 137052620 +I hate to say it but at this point I believe the Insomniac universe is the best incarnation now. At least that Peter is allowed to be an adult, win against his foes, be happy with MJ, and let May go +--- 137052656 +>>137048009 +>The picture is tagged as Peter on paheal oddly enough +Freaking secondaries make me sick. +--- 137052684 +>>137052502 +I'm pretty confident those kids are actually MJ and Paul themselves in some way. Stephanie is even paler than MJ in most issues, while the boy seems to be Paul's color. That's improbable if they're Paul and MJ's kids. +--- 137052786 +>>137052561 +>Spider-Man should not be fighting gods +I don't agree with that. Wayep becoming a regular part of the rogues gallery wouldn't be a good fit, but an evil mathematician is a pretty solid fit, and Wayep only came because of the mathematician and at least for now he's gone. + +>A road of blood leads to you +Yeah, because he interfered with the summoning last time. If you go back and read the first appearance, Pete has no connection until he makes himself a problem. + +>He's just using him because he likes him +I comprehensively fail to see how this is a crime. Writers *should* use stuff they like, they should try new stuff mixed in with old stuff, and they should write what motivates them. + +I saw people guess the mathematician on here the second he appeared. +--- 137052953 +>>137052684 +Does it even matter? Even if MJ didnt cheat on Peter while on another dimension she still entered another relationship after getting out + +The first version is just normal infidelity, the second is just convoluted + still ends on the same thing after the fact. +--- 137052956 +>>137045086 +I've been reading the Marvel Masterworks volumes and I like Felicia/Peter under Roger Stern. +What I don't like is Felicia and Peter being together under the pretext of "DUDE MARY JANE FUCKING SUCKS LMAO SUCK IT NERDS EVEN THOUGH SHE'S THE MOST POPULAR CIVILIAN CHARACTER IN SUPERHERO HISTORY AND PETER IS WITH HER IN PRACTICALLY EVERY ADAPTATION WE'RE GONNA TREAT HER LIKE TOTAL SHIT HAHAHA WE TOTALLY OFFENDED YOU ARE YOU OFFENDED YET AREN'T I A GENIUS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER THIS BELOVED CHARACTER?" +--- 137052997 +>>137052953 +If she was trapped for years, that's a no blame situation to rational actors. Particularly since on the inside she may not have known about the time dilation. +--- 137053003 +>>137052786 +>>137052561 +Wells is using him because he created him anon, that’s it niggas just looking for an excuse to try to make something he made popular for royalties +--- 137053025 +>>137052956 +Nobody cares about her. They are giving her a happy ending which is arguably a much better deal then Gwen. +--- 137053047 +>>137052956 +Not everyone sees it that way. + +If she was trapped for multiple years, it's not treating her like shit to have her give up at some point. It's fucking realistic. The only way it's bad is if you have her on a perfect pedestal for perfect waifus, which is a place she's never, ever belonged. I say this as a fan of the character: she is not a perfect tradwife with infinite, unending faith for all time. And she shouldn't be. +--- 137053103 +>>137053003 +Ok? +It's not like Bendis making new black girls into tech when black girls into tech with deeper connections to the material already exist. +He's telling a new story, and I don't see how making and using new characters, or your old characters, is some sort of crime I should be upset about by itself. It's not like he's rewriting the history of the character with his stupid shit like Slott is, either. +--- 137053109 +>>137052956 +her bullshit reasons and/or time-travelling shit is independent of Peter&Felicia. keep things separate. +--- 137053344 +>>137052997 +>>137053047 +See, out of universe i can just say that the writers a are hacks and this was merely a "return to statud quo" so Peter isnt with MJ again + hes poor again + has little support again + trash bait to get people to follow the new run and find. So its more on the writers than the characters. + +In universe i can absolutely trash on MJ and Paul given that theyre the ones that sent him ahead, MJ knows Peter well enough to know hes gonna move heaven and earth for her, and Paul knowing that shes in a relationship already. They're the ones that decided to take it to that level, characters being isolated doesnt immediatly mean they're gonna become a thing + +So yeah, she cheated, fuck her. Blemish on the character. Goes the same record as Peter dealing with the devil and Gwen fucking Norman *of all people* (that one wasnt infedelity iirc? More like a "wtf are you doing thing") +--- 137053355 +>>137053047 +NTA, but it's pretty clear the purpose of this story is to make MJ toxic, regardless of whether or not it's "realistic" that she would eventually move on if she thought she was trapped in another dimension. +--- 137053356 +>>137053344 +That is if they even do that, it might have been decades. And it seems pretty clear the kids are magic in the preview. +--- 137053374 +>>137053344 +More than anything it means MJ would have sthockholm syndrome and that neither actually would have had given conscent as its under duress. +--- 137053434 +>>137044046 (OP) +>Slott, after destroying the character for 10 years +Is it really that bad? Should I really just skip the entirety of 10 years of Spider-Man history? +--- 137053475 +>>137044046 (OP) +Marvel and DC should be bought out by Todd, Jim, David Choe, Jerry Seinfeld, and Larry David. +--- 137053488 +>>137053344 +Paul doesn't know Pete , at least not when Pete leaves the dimension, and doesn't owe him shit. +>MJ knows Pete well enough to know he's gonna move heaven and earth for her + +You know one of the reasons they've split up in the past is that she worries he will die, that any time she sees him might be his last, and not in the normal "we could all get hit by a bus" way. +She does know he'll move heaven and earth for her. +And then after an unknown length of time- possibly several years- she comes to the completely rational conclusion that Peter, who's made a life of biting off more than he could chew, finally bit too much- like she always thought he would. + +If that makes her a cheater to you, I mean that's your opinion. It's a gross opinion that implies some fucking weird, proprietary thoughts about relationships, or that you're just trying to be mad, but it's your opinion and by golly you can and do have it. +Doesn't make it a good one, or a reasonable one. +--- 137053531 +>>137053355 +An out of universe "I hate it" is extremely reasonable re: MJ. +I don't, personally. But I get it. I hated sins past, and I'm not a huge Gwen fan. +--- 137053578 +>>137053434 +Yeah, probably. + +The thing is, there's moments. Superior has pieces of a great fucking story in it. The Pete/Norman page in the last issue is an all time great. Ends of the earth goes far too "last season of a Saturday morning cartoon", but some of the shit in there is good. +But on the whole? +No, dump it. It wasn't worth it. +--- 137053616 +Anyone got more scans from the Spider-Man 2 prequel comic? +That at least at least looks better than what we're getting from ASM +--- 137053638 +>>137053488 +This is some good bait +--- 137053693 +>>137052500 +see +>>137051283 + +Thankfully Marvel will never cater to powerboard fags that want Peter to be an invincible mary sue. +--- 137053703 +Hey Peter what if you and your wife got stuck in a freaky alternate dimension created by a Mayan god and his little henchman who's good at math, and then you meet this guy named uhh....Paul...and um....yeah let's say last second Paul pushes you through a portal home but the Mayan god gets bisected when the portal closes, nukes Pennsylvania, separating you from your beautiful wife. And then, hold on let me finish Peter, then you go on this one man rampage to get your smokin hot wife back by alienating all your funny dressed hero friends because you're so pissed, team up with your former mortal enemy to build a super advanced suit to travel back to that freaky Mayan math dimension, get there.....and then find out time works differently resulting in your wife banging Paul to sire two little children. + +Would you be mad about that, Peter? +--- 137053727 +>>137053638 +I legitimately believe that. + +This is a no-fault tragedy. I don't think it's a particularly good way to take MJ off the board, but it's much better than the previous attempts. +--- 137053746 +>>137053693 +Nah. You lost this debate in the 60s, before you were born. +--- 137053748 +>>137053693 +invincible mary sue ≠j obbing to villains he's beaten 129012091209109 times before +--- 137053760 +>>137053047 +It's a very common romantic plot device. Incels often think the woman is being a whore, but it's usually reseasoned for her to move on. +--- 137053761 +>>137053047 +>it’s fucking realistic +>story about a guy who instead of getting cancer gets super powers from a radioactive spider +>realistic +--- 137053788 +>>137053746 +Is that why you're crying in this thread about Spider-man losing to Tombstone? He's being portrayed exactly how I want. Pretty sure I'm winning. +Stay malding +--- 137053810 +>>137044046 (OP) +Robbie Thompson wasn't given another title after the and Deadpool run. +--- 137053835 +>>137053703 +Paul didn't push pete. He fell through on his own from MJ trying to save him. +--- 137053836 +>>137053761 +Y-you don't understand anon the cuck fetish is a necessary anchor! +--- 137053854 +>>137053835 +ANSWER THE QUESTION, PETER! +--- 137053855 +>>137053047 +The problem is that the situation itself is poorly conceived, awfully structured outrage bait they made up in the last 2 months after trying to find a way to (perhaps permanently) break up MJ and Peter. Whether she acts realsitic or not doesn't make the story any better. +--- 137053913 +>>137053788 +I'm not crying about him losing to Tombstone. +He was in a three month coma six months ago. That makes sense to me. + +I got the facts on my side, I got nothing to be mad about. +--- 137053936 +>>137053761 +Is this your first time with sci-fi? Maybe you should try manga. +--- 137053979 +>>137053913 +Not the anon you were/are talking to. +He was in a coma, yes, HOWEVER, by the time he went up against BOTH Vulture and Tombstone, he already fully recovered. It was over 6months. +Don't forget, Spider-Man has great recuperative and regenerative (not limb) powers. +--- 137054003 +>>137053936 +>sci-fi +>science fiction +>fiction +>i-it’s realistic anon! Beam me up Scotty! +--- 137054036 +>>137047034 +What ish is this please +--- 137054075 +>>137052620 +1980 cartoon is best incarnation. +--- 137054108 +>>137053434 +Eh, Spider Island was cool, but stop at the end I guess. +--- 137054302 +>>137053488 +>Paul doesn't know Pete, at least not when Pete leaves the dimension, and doesn't owe him shit. +Okay, and? You dont have to know someone or owe them in order to not be an asshole + +He knew he was trying to start something with someone who already has a significant other, and his attempts -at least one point- caused MJ distress + +Thats the start, everything *else* continues to pile on top AND has a foundation of trash bait mystery box plot + +that last bit is also inaccurate, i *could* buy a scenario where a character's partner moves on after some time passes or assumes they died. Just not this trash fire +--- 137054588 +>>137053979 +I don't forget, no. + +Still, he was in a coma for 3 whole months, so whatever happened to him was more than the usual healing factor can handle. I sure didn't see anything that said he was fully recovered. Black Cat says he's been "playing injured since the accident with Ben, and I'm not talking about your body" which means he's been fighting badly all of this time. Now, at face value you could take it as she's saying he's fully healed, but Black Cat's no doctor and all injuries aren't the same. The meat of what she's saying is that he's been fighting badly, dumbly, and taking hits he doesn't need to this whole time- that he's "Playing hurt"- and that the big reason is because he doesn't care about himself anymore. There are still bill collectors hanging around his house explicitly over the radiation treatment (probably Beyond, based on what happened to the guy). +--- 137054650 +>>137044046 (OP) +And the worst part of all of this is that these threads are filled with a weird combination of ESL schizos, shipfag schizos, and AI bots. +--- 137054699 +>>137054302 +Paul's been alone in that dimension for an unknown length of time before they arrive, and then he meets a couple for a few days before the dude disappears for what seems to be years their time. he doesn't owe a stranger dying in celibacy. + +>i *could* buy a scenario where a character's partner moves on after some time passes or assumes they died +Well, that's what happened, so you buy it! + +>Just not this trash fire +Can you just skip to the part where you say it's not Spider-Man since OMD? + +This storyline is fine. Not good, but fine. The only reason to really *hate* it is if you've got MJ on a pedestal and so you don't actually care +--- 137054730 +>>137046520 +Peter was a fucking hypocrite in that DD issue. After he was on the run from the F4 and Captain America in his own book, in the same month. +--- 137054789 +>>137044122 +Problem isn't writers it is editorial. Look at Dark Web. The X-office took it as a way to build up Maddie and have her become a better character. Spider-office just said, all characters have to suffer. Can have the best writers but if editorial says they can't build up to good things, the stories will always suck. Need someone like Hickman to have power over editorial and tell them "always be additive" +--- 137054804 +>>137053854 +I would be sad about it. I would be mad, too. But not at MJ, because if anything she's just been made a victim of my bullshit life, and not at Paul, because he's a stranger who saved my life and MJ's life multiple times before falling in love with the last woman on an alternate earth while alone with her for years. As a person in love with MJ, I find falling in love with MJ very understandable. Relatable, even. + +This is Sci-Fi, poorly told Casablanca. You know what Rick and Victor decide in that flick? After a brief period of being shitty, when they put it all together and talk about it, they're not enemies, they're two guys in a shit situation. + Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a cat burglar with E cups to bang my sorrows out on. +--- 137054808 +How long has Paul been there? +Why is he the only person there? +Where did Paul come from? +--- 137054895 +>>137054808 +>How long has Paul been there +"A long time ago, to me at least" according to Paul. He is aware of at least the possibility of time dilation. +>Why is he the only person there +Wayep killed everyone else before he arrived as a sort of message. How he's still alive is unclear, but it seems like he lives in hiding. +>Where did Paul come from +If his story is true, he's from the same group of symbolic mathematicians that the Emissary/Rabin led. So New York was where he was working, where he's from originally has not been revealed but unless there's a twist to him it's not particularly important. +--- 137054921 +>>137044046 (OP) +i like the wells run because I have a humiliation fetish and it's good material +i can't understand why someone would like it for any other reasons +--- 137054982 +>>137054699 +>he doesn't owe a stranger dying in celibacy. +MJ didnt owe Paul anything either. Just because MJ was the only woman there doesnt mean it HAD to happen, he himself wanted it- and again, at least at one point it caused her distress + +I mean, you do you anon, but It's a gross opinion that implies some fucking weird, proprietary thoughts about women + +>Can you just skip to the part where you say it's not Spider-Man since OMD? +>it is if you've got MJ on a pedestal and so you don't actually care +I mean, not really. But it does tell me that this is the third time you discuss random things about me that you're making up rather than the topic, so i can just dismiss your opinion into the trash if thats the only thing you have +--- 137055012 +how long are the marywh9recucks keep crying about it? +--- 137055013 +>>137054804 +Jesus Christ…. +--- 137055036 +>>137055012 +AS LONG AS WE DAMN NEED TO +--- 137055057 +>>137055036 +...oK, geez +--- 137055118 +>>137054982 +>A dude wanted to have sex with a big titted supermodel +What a fucking villain. You're right. +>And at least at one point, it caused her distress +You bet. And then it seems there was another point. And another after that. You know, how time works. +>Lame troll attempt +Congratulations. It doesn't make sense and you made no points, but you did successfully copy and paste my own words where a point would go. +However, since I'm the one saying "it's not cheating for a woman to move on after years apart with no contact" and you are, the one with the weird, proprietary attitude towards women remains you. + +>Into the trash +I mean, your opinion has belonged there the entire time. I've answered all your points, and you're still acting like this book is a hate crime to the concept of writing. +If you didn't like it, that's fine. But come on bud, rein in the incel vibes. +--- 137055137 +>>137055118 +...Zeb? +--- 137055171 +>>137046717 +>This. MJ sucks and has sucked for a while +While I agree I feel like you're missing the point. The solution shouldn't be to make MJ worse it should be the make her better. They shouldn't be writing any character like such crap. +--- 137055180 +MJ and Paul kiss when? +--- 137055287 +>>137054650 +I never thought of getting an AI to write me some copypasta, save me the trouble +--- 137055505 +>>137055180 +nobody cares anon, not even for mockery purposes +--- 137055579 +It's getting nuts now. Wells is getting death/bomb threats on twitter. Isn't Dan losing it too after the Spider-Boy reaction? +--- 137055655 +>>137055579 +>Wells is worried for his life +LMAO +Maryﾍhorefags are all bark and no bite. +We know this for fact, and you think the Spidey-office itself doesn't? +--- 137055842 +>>137055579 +>bomb threats +so stupid +so so stupid +get a fucking job losers +--- 137055914 +>>137055655 +>Maryﾍhorefags +cringe +--- 137055926 +>>137055579 +>Wells is getting death/bomb threats on twitter. +based +--- 137056054 +>>137055579 +The idiots should know fictional characters aren't worth getting in trouble for illegal shit. +--- 137056145 +>>137055842 +>>137055926 +>>137056054 +I'm as unhappy as the next guy but that's uncalled for +--- 137056352 +>>137055579 +I'm pretty sure that that was the plan all along. +free publicity and they can use it to avoid any and all criticism in the future, +--- 137056426 +>>137056352 +If that was the plan, congrats to the Spider-Man fandom for being as dumb as editorial thinks they are, I guess? +--- 137056479 +>>137056426 +This is every fandom. They just need to wait till one youtube comment says a racial pejorative and now all the real criticism is null and void. +--- 137056584 +>>137056479 +This ain't worth an effort reponse. I repeat. >>137056426 diff --git a/co/137044126.txt b/co/137044126.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..76eadae8cd547c61e10b224573cbe4814994e880 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137044126.txt @@ -0,0 +1,119 @@ +----- +--- 137044126 +FUCK THE BUG +--- 137044194 +>>137044126 (OP) +A mosquito? Thinks she can move in on Mo's turf? Will settle this on Flyday! +--- 137044554 +Bug thread? +Bug thread +--- 137044579 +>>137044126 (OP) +--- 137044908 +>>137044126 (OP) +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6n7aMfxKec&t=278s [Embed] +--- 137045187 +>>137044554 +Cute! She from something? +--- 137045239 +>>137044554 +Sure thing +--- 137045691 +>>137045074 +>>137045239 +sauce? +--- 137045804 +>>137044126 (OP) +She cute. +--- 137046529 +>>137044126 (OP) +>>137044194 +>>137044554 +Thank you nigger, now i'm hard as stone for mosquitoes +--- 137046608 +>>137044126 (OP) +??? +--- 137046637 +>>137046529 +Ironically that's exactly the kind of thing that mosquito girls fetishize about human men. +--- 137046652 +>>137044554 +Bug Thread. FOR THE ROYALTY! +--- 137046858 +>>137044194 +remember +--- 137047516 +>>137044908 +The couple bugs are cute +--- 137048627 +>>137045239 +Source? +--- 137048751 +>>137045691 +>>137048627 +May the Mayfly from Animaniacs. +--- 137048825 +>>137048751 +https://youtu.be/ZxnSj4negIo [Embed] +--- 137048861 +>>137045691 + +Amelia the Damselfly from Santo Bugito +--- 137049190 +>>137044908 +why are all the girls so sexy +--- 137049250 +>>137049190 +Why not? +--- 137049790 +Mosquitoes default to flower nectar, when you aren't around to tap into. It would easy enough for her to go vegan. The males of her species already don't go for blood. +--- 137049872 +>>137044126 (OP) +--- 137050158 +>>137049790 +They only need blood to reproduce, so only mosquitoes that want to lay eggs. +--- 137051266 +>>137044908 +This didn't really feel like it had a story structure. Just felt like random events were happening. +--- 137051884 +No /co/ you can't fuck the bug. Your penis would squish it. +--- 137052659 +>>137044126 (OP) +>>137044908 +I watched the short a while back and it's hard to describe my issue with it but something about the series of events was really weird.. it feels like it jumbled the idea of bugs in a group therapy session because they just constantly talked over one another- I was waiting for them to settle down to talk about their problems but they never did. +>>137051266 +You managed to put it much more eloquently than me, that's exactly the issue I had with it. No proper goal or beginning, middle, and end. +--- 137052898 +>is forgotten +--- 137052980 +>>137044126 (OP) +This bitch really stole my cut g. +I don't like that. +--- 137052991 +>>137044579 +>>137048996 +God you can make anything a goth girl these days +--- 137053765 +>>137051884 +That never stopped us +--- 137053830 +>>137052898 +>That outline. +Was this made by Joe Murray? +--- 137054085 +>>137053830 +Yes. +--- 137054262 +>>137050158 +> Citronella just told her therapy group that she was horny and ovulating. +--- 137055211 +test +--- 137056131 +>>137044908 +Ugly Bastard Spider should have told her he understood and that he knows what he is. +--- 137056457 +>>137051884 +>light candles +>dim the lights +>turn on Seether's cover of 'Careless Whisper' +>pulverize a mosquito with my dick diff --git a/co/137044745.txt b/co/137044745.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4f52628118cb5d111df6859402767610037ee8a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137044745.txt @@ -0,0 +1,403 @@ +----- +--- 137044745 +>Provide References for all requested characters and keep them to one image/post. +>Keep requests /co/ related and keep them concise. +>General OC discussion belongs in "Work on your art" and the Donut Steel threads. +>However, OC requests are allowed as long as they aren't /trash/ material or fanfiction. If it's not /coc/ you must provide a link to the comic or cartoon. +>Be patient and take it easy! Don't forget to check the booru to see if your request was filled. +>Drawfriends, don't hold back. +>If a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it. +>Keep art critique short, otherwise take it to the Batman thread. +>No one is entitled to a request delivery. +>Don't bump or "second", "third", etc. requests. They eat up the post limit. +>Don't fight spam with spam. +>No begging. +>No AI deliveries, no AI discussion. Take them where they're wanted. +>To make the new drawthread, wait for page 10 at bump limit. +>Have fun! + +>Collection of Deliveries: +http://the-collection.booru.org/ + +>Drawfriends Gallery List: +rentry DOT co SLASH txf8t + +NSFW deliveries and requests should be posted in: +>>>/aco/drawthread +or +>>>/i/706274 + +Previous thread: >>136998405 → +--- 137044762 +Requesting the Heelers celebrating May 4th +>Bandit as Han +>Chili as Leia +>Bluey as Rey +>Bingo as BB-8 +--- 137044769 +Requesting a black and white 1930s style Peg, preferably with period era appropriate clothing and hairstyle. +--- 137044796 +Requesting the green haired girl from Gogopri sunbathing in a red bikini. +--- 137044867 +Requesting Minerva from the Wicked and the Divine eyeing the viewer over a pair of heart-shaped shades. +--- 137044937 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting an aged-down clayface/stephanie doing a cute pose +--- 137044945 +Requesting Princess Bubblegum leaning forward and smiling with her cleavage showing. +--- 137044976 +Requesting Lola drinking the "hyde" formula and her monster/dark side chasing after Bugs. +--- 137045112 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting this hot raven-haired babe from "Johnny Bravo" having difficulties buttoning up her pants and inhaling, as shown in the reference pic at the bottom. +--- 137045132 +Requesting Maria giving Carmen a playful honk, like in the reference. +--- 137045135 +Requesting Asajj Ventress wearing Ahsoka Tano's outfit, but the outfit is too tight for her as its too small +--- 137045169 +Requesting a happy gargoyle Elisa Maza posed like in this ref. +--- 137045376 +Requesting Artemis Fowl giving Holly head-pats to her annoyance. +--- 137045418 +Requesting the pic on the right with secretary Stacy +--- 137045458 +Requesting Sasha waybright dressed as an ustase nationalist. +Thank you! +--- 137045475 +Requesting Death from Thanos: Redemption holding out her hand to us like Death from Sandman. +--- 137045492 +Requesting Katherine and Katie Queef Starring in Queef Cops +--- 137045505 +Requesting Fernand the Cannibal / SCP-082 from Confinement making the bueno meme face except he is saying batminton instead of bueno. +--- 137045922 +Requesting Doki hugging anon +--- 137045943 +Requesting fan art of the Cactus woman from The Three Caballeros ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl8o_wQe4pw [Embed] ). + +Just any fan art would be very kind, she needs some love. +--- 137046005 +Requesting the X Terminators big and pregnant with the Brood. +--- 137046148 +>last thread died early +Shame. + +Requesting Hellboy wielding Dragon Slayer, Gut's sword from Berserk. +--- 137046184 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting and outfit swap of Thor and Loki & Geis and Ernst respectively. +--- 137046252 +Requesting a Jubilee daki. +--- 137046266 +Requesting Maleficient being suspiciously nice to Alice, maybe similar to the ref pic. +--- 137046285 +>>137045458 +Hang on, let me google something. +> +Yeah, it's abusefag. +--- 137046328 +>>137046285 +>abusefag +What? +--- 137046333 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting amity wearing an afd(germany) t-shirt giving a thumbs up.- +--- 137046357 +Requesting Zia from Mysterious Cities of Gold running hand in hand with Tiger Lily from Peter Pan on a bright, sunny day. +--- 137046413 +Requesting Googam from Marvel with his mouth stuffed with cigarettes. +--- 137046421 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting Andrew Glouberman as Wheeljack, +--- 137046515 +/r/ing a big demon/vengess Ava Ire from Ava's Demon snuggling an anon +--- 137046733 +Requesting what Roberta Lee would look like, turned into her universe's version of Livewire. +--- 137046760 +Requesting Alfred calling Super Mario Bros plumbing. +--- 137046878 +Requesting Demon King Alvida in a cute apron, like this. The cuter and girlier the better. +--- 137047036 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting thicc Gwen, Raven, and Mandy looking down like the image reference +--- 137047101 +Requesting Chelsea hitting on Ruby. +--- 137047129 +Requesting Kevin's Boyfriend freaking out that he's got a lot of paperwork. +--- 137047146 +Requesting Luke and Mara wishing the viewer "May the Force be with you!" +--- 137047216 +Requesting Izel from Onyx Equinox wearing just his loincloth as seen in the first three episodes in full body draw and with a cute smile. Keep it SFW please. +--- 137047336 +Requesting a fusion between fifi and sally +--- 137047380 +Requesting Bonnie Rockwaller and Kim Possible showing off their rival's booty and titties respectively, but in a demeaning way. Like Bonnie showing off Kim's booty to show its too much weight to be on top of the cheer pyramid, with Kim responding by saying Bonnie big tits weigh about as much + +Or + +Bonnie and Shego showing off that their bodies are better than Kim. +--- 137047450 +Requesting big boob Summer trying to give a sales pitch for her breast milk. +--- 137047594 +Requesting Mia as an instagram thot +--- 137047611 +Requesting fusion +--- 137047754 +Requesting Miko facing off against Bob in an old school FPS parody +--- 137048026 +Requesting Adult Anne and Full-Powered White Anne as Hex Vision and White Vision respectively with Adult Anne having some of her blue calamity energy aura surrounding her. +--- 137048056 +Requesting Princess Bubblegum and her aunt Lolly posing together like the image on top. +--- 137048063 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting the image on the right with Garnet wearing that same exact outfit. +--- 137048141 +Requesting an Anon transforming into Gravitina. +--- 137048336 +Requesting Kiri snuggling a blushing Spider. +--- 137048357 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting Unicron vs Starro. +--- 137048370 +>>137048336 +>>137048357 +lol +--- 137048521 +Requesting Rita Loud with a green face wearing the dress on the right. +--- 137048779 +Requesting a redraw of any of the two concept art images on the top, from Disney's Inner Workings, but with Concept Art Kate drawn like she appears in the final version of the short. +--- 137048798 +Requesting Vera, the MILF from The Baskervilles, showing of her vampire fangs while in any of the poses in the bottom images, while wearing the shoes on the right. +The rest of her outfit can just be booty-shorts and a little top. +--- 137048816 +Requesting Mirabel Madrigal from Encanto wears booty shorts +--- 137048818 +Requesting Glass Man and Miracle Matter staring at each other +--- 137048822 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting the image on the top-right with Glimmer wearing that leotard, but have the word “CAN'T” crossed out with a marker and it has a “PLEASE” or “PLZ” also written in marker next to it. Optional if you give Glimmer a really thirsty expression where she's also biting her lip. +--- 137048926 +Requesting Catalina Gato (Monsters Wild) and Shima Laun swapping outfits. +--- 137048951 +Requesting Malebolgia from Spawn doing a guitar solo while singing Beelzeboss by Tenacious D. +--- 137049017 +Requesting Dr. Mrs. The Monarch wearing Marilyn Monroe's dress, and singing Happy Birthday to the Monarch. +--- 137049048 +Requesting Mei telling Miriam, "We have Szechuan sauce at home." +--- 137049563 +Requesting a moonlit night, +the moon reflecting off a lake and a 16 year old Peppermint Patty in the process of pulling off her tank-top (or nightgown) +"Come on Chuck. It's camp. Lets go skinny-dippin!" +--- 137049728 +Requesting fusion +--- 137049774 +>>137048370 +The Avatar one at least makes sense. +--- 137049813 +Requesting Professor Charles Xavier: Renegade Angel. +>Radiators have mutilated our jeans, gifted us with powers to flash humanity into salivation(tion,tion,tion). +--- 137049832 +Requesting Sevika from Arcane flexing like Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance while saying "Shimmer, son" or "Chemtech, son" +--- 137049846 +Requesting MJ still doing modeling advertisements after being turned into a werewolf. +--- 137050011 +Requesting Starlee and Angel taking a selfie. +--- 137050042 +requesting Lila from Polly Pocket: Lunar Eclipse being nudged by a dolphin like Flipper nudging Maya Graham in The New Adventures of Flipper +--- 137050154 +Requesting April and Karai (2012) as Street Fighter Dolls. +--- 137050173 +>>137049774 +Thanks, that's very kind of you. +--- 137050358 +<requesting these two being friends. +--- 137050409 +Requesting Zoey modeling this outfit for Penny. +--- 137050692 +Just requesting Salem lifting her skirt. +--- 137050705 +Do drawfags even come into these threads anymore? +--- 137050777 +>>137050705 +Open the booru. What do the upload dates tell you? +--- 137050846 +>>137050777 +Trips of truth +--- 137050941 +>>137050777 +So they just post to the booru without letting others know now? +--- 137050976 +>>137050941 +No, don't be stupid +--- 137051028 +Requesting Karai wearing this outfit. +--- 137051050 +Requesting Tin Tin / "Kayo" Kyrano relaxing in her room. +She's building a model from a kit of of Thunderbird 2. +She has an aquarium -or goldfish bowl, beside her with a fish ow two and a small Thunderbird 4 in it. +--- 137051168 +Requesting a parody of this cover with Frog-Man (Sprig) as Spidey and Molly Jo as the guy being held. Replace the "AMAZING FANTASY" text with "AMPHIBIA" in the same font, and maybe add something in the speeches bubbles. +--- 137051276 +Requesting Marcy getting amazed at the way Hobbits live +--- 137051285 +Requesting Aero and Wave getting fondled by the tentacles in the second pic. +--- 137051313 +>>137051285 +*First pic +--- 137051459 +Requesting shut the fuck up meme but with Spider-Man +--- 137051694 +Requesting Spear and Dexter Caveman facing off in Unga Bunga. +--- 137051771 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting drawing of Zatanna teaching Lord of Chaos Child about tantric magic book +--- 137051803 +In anticipation for her upcoming series, requesting Ahsoka fed up with the movie protags always acting like they're better than her. +--- 137051806 +Requesting Net Navi Livewire based on Devil Roll/Empress +--- 137051829 +Requesting Pidge and Allura in cow bikinis. +--- 137051854 +>>137051803 +>Rey +>Better than Ahsoka +Really? You’re saying this nonsense on May 4th? Shame on you. +--- 137051894 +>>137051854 +I am, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. +--- 137052044 +Requesting John Henry lifting Thor's hammer. +--- 137052116 +Requesting Shocking Suzi just dancing, listening to music, and having a good time for a few moments. +--- 137052166 +Requesting this with Seahawk. +--- 137052171 +Requesting a hexafusion of these three. + +Already finished +>>135502131 +--- 137052206 +>>137044745 (OP) +Requesting Western shota pinup-style fanart (mildly titillating, but keeping it SFW) of Abrax, a member of "Die Abrafaxe", the protagonist trio of the long-running German monthly comic magazine "Mosaik". + +To give some context, the Abrafaxe are a team composed of three koboldish male adventurers with the physical appearence of unaging young boys (in the fashion of 1000-year-old lolis), Abrax being the member with the scampiest personality. + +Broadly speaking, the source material could be described as a German love-child between the American "DuckTales" and the Belgian "Tintin", but with a prominent time-travel plot device, and leaning more towards the edutainment side of the medium. So far, there have been storylines set in regions of all continents except Antarctica, and across time periods ranging from the Mezosoic Era to the late 1920s. + +Coming back to the request, as for details such as poses, clothing, and scenarios, I prefer to leave them to the discretion of the artist. That said, it would be appreciated if the hypothetical drawanon gave some focus to the crotch and/or butt of the character, in addition to depicting him with a cheeky/saucy facial expression. +--- 137052229 +Requesting DC's Big Three taking Saul Goodman into court. +--- 137052248 +Requesting Cinder and/or Winter dressed as middle pic. +--- 137052375 +Requesting Camila Noceda wearing this outfit, all bashful and embarassed. +--- 137052467 +>>137052206 +lmao you really are like the most brain-dead pedo in these threads, huh? zero self-awareness +and it's always the same thing, too +--- 137052510 +>>137052467 + No, the most braindead one got a whole show banned. +--- 137052515 +Requesting the Eds reimagined as Grunts from Danny Antonucci's other cartoon The Brothers Grunt as seen in the right pic. +--- 137052547 +Requesting a pic like this, with Callum holding onto the legs of a heroic-looking Rayla. +--- 137052592 +Requesting Priyanka pushing Steven and Connie into a kiss. +--- 137052625 +Requesting a flustered Adora getting a lapdance from Catra. +--- 137052650 +Requesting Erma interacting with Ena. Maybe through the computer, or had Erma transfer herself to the virtually computer world to meet Ena. +--- 137052811 +Requesting Anne and Sprig sitting awkwardly on a couch. +Anne is blushing and is Sprig +There is a newspaper on the floor or between them which is boldly printed with the sample provided news headline. +--- 137052833 +Requesting Batman trying to impress The Shadow by dressing up as him and saying, "We even shop at the same store!" +--- 137052920 +Requesting Phoebe in a similar pose depicted by the set of pics on the right. +--- 137052989 +Requesting Enid (OK K.O.) wearing thong that’s saying “K.O.” on her behind. Also have her becoming embarrassed from being viewed behind. +--- 137053118 +>>137051276 +Delivery. +--- 137053327 +>>137044745 (OP) +For those that might be interested, a thread talking about ten years of Patreon: +>>>/trash/56254619 +--- 137053399 +Requesting Ben Franklin from Liberties Kids out on a stormy afternoon/night flying a kite with Frankenstein. +(This version from Groovy Ghoulies or a more "literature based" version whatever you like. ) +--- 137053650 +Requesting this with Lake. Add a "Hey Jesse" to the start of the word balloon text, please. +--- 137053880 +Requesting V from murder drones doing the same pose as jessica rabbit in the pic +--- 137053892 +Requesting Dani Phantom bimbofication. +--- 137053907 +Requesting Primal trolling his Megatron over social media. +>AYO LIL BARNEY +--- 137054037 +Requesting Odalia as a solarian warrior +--- 137054417 +Requesting Uzi and N wearing their prom clothes dancing together like in pic related +--- 137054546 +Can someone draw Belos in a way where he's sitting on a very fabrished chair without his mask, where he looks very smug at (you/the veiwer) and a feel that captures his down right villainous character but a hot and amusing sexual tension about it? No porn please, but suggestive on terms of facial expression? +--- 137054741 +Requesting Harem Slave Felicia reluctantly dancing for her master(s). +--- 137054757 +>>137051028 +hope you like it man, I want to color it but i'm very lazy lol +--- 137054778 +>>137054757 +here's the color flat ver +--- 137054811 +>>137054757 +>>137054778 +That's very nice indeed. +--- 137054849 +Requesting Gogo Tomago working at Tomboy Outback. +--- 137054882 +Requesting Fang and an Iguanodon recreating the meme at the bottom of the image with Fang getting stabbed. +--- 137055166 +Requesting Hordak, Perfuma and She-Ra with +Hordak dressed as a stylin stereotypical pimp - the girls as his hoe's +(Perfuma's outfit actually close and only needs a little work) +--- 137055499 +Requesting a redraw of this meme, with Princess Star Butterfly as Meg, Luz Noceda as Peter, Anne Boonchuy as Lois, and either Fangbone or Penn Zero as Chris +--- 137055511 +Requesting something similar to the reference pose, with Joe the tomboy princess. +--- 137055527 +>>137051803 +Just so you know, the joke this references only works if everyone sitting down is clearly better than the person talking. If you switch Rey and Ahsoka the joke will work. +--- 137055562 +Requesting colors. +Color reference here https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1633/66/1633660838684.png +--- 137055601 +Requesting Dr. Liz Appleboom dressed as a french maid, looking very annoyed. And short. +--- 137055666 +Requesting Zimmy posed like the model. +--- 137055682 +Requesting something like the right, with Benfire's rack clearly bigger than Gwen's. +--- 137055716 +Requesting Nerdrea explaining you the viewer that it's "Acktually pronounshed JIF and not GIF" +--- 137055813 +Requesting Julie and Tennie on a nude beach. +Bodies posed strategically so they are worksafe. +(hair obscuring nipples etc.) +Tennie is still wearing goggles. +--- 137055885 +Requesting Ursula wearing Jessica Rabbit's outfit. +--- 137056011 +Requesting the "AND THEN THEY FUCKED" meme with Hooty as the bird. +--- 137056078 +Requesting Gaz Membrane trying to do a Ring Fit Adventure workout. +--- 137056120 +Requesting this with Puffer and Clarissa. +--- 137056168 +Requesting the reaction at the left with Coco from the Ongezellig Youtube series. +https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/surprised-scarlett-johansson +--- 137056204 +Requesting Abomination-TFed Amity, "cooking" a pot of Abomination stew, similar to the pinup. +--- 137056576 +>>137044745 (OP) +Could someone draw Sawyer in a cool hat? diff --git a/co/137045447.txt b/co/137045447.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6a493db484309a8e2fb85b6890ca7a323813ddf0 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137045447.txt @@ -0,0 +1,389 @@ +----- +--- 137045447 +Lets see if the Jannies will let us have a /swco/ just for May the 4th, as its Star Wars day + +Discuss Star Wars comics and Cartoons, Visions season 2, Young Jedi Adventures and some Simpsons tie in thing released today + +Keep waifuposting to a minimum as its what got /swco/ banned in the first place +--- 137045575 +Any good Boba/Jango Fett comics? +--- 137045592 +Anything from the "legends" continuity that is on par with or better than the original Thrawn trilogy? +--- 137045789 +>>137045592 +Legacy is pretty good up until Tattooine arc. Not Thrawn tier but some of the best in star wars comics. Also have a soft spot for clone wars multimedia project era comi s +--- 137046732 +>>137045575 +The bounty hunter prequel comics are pretty good, some details were recanonized not to long ago too +--- 137046810 +>>137045447 (OP) +Was he right? +--- 137046857 +>>137046732 +>some details were recanonized not to long ago too +Not really. Just because the name Mereell is now canon doesn't mean Open Seasons is canon. That's like saying Republic Commando is canon because Delta Squad is canon. +--- 137046936 +>>137046810 +Bro was hilariously naive, Disney drove all their goodwill into the ground by piledriving the MCU into the ground, followed by Star Wars. Infact Disney lost their goodwill for Star Wars by making a mediocre film, followed by massive hated box office bombs. +--- 137047808 +I'm waiting for a new Zahn novel and that's it bros. +--- 137048400 +Is there anything from marvel comics worth touching? +Is the new dark horse stuff good? +--- 137048720 +Saw this crossover. Funny. +--- 137048817 +>>137048400 +Age of Republic comic series is quite good +--- 137048905 +Visions season 2 Story Wise +Great +>"Screecher's Reach" +>"I Am Your Mother" +>"Aau's Song" +Good-ish +>"In the Stars" +>"The Bandits of Golak" +>"The Pit" +Bad +>"The Spy Dancer" +>"Sith" +>"Journey to the Dark Head" +--- 137049297 +>>137048905 +Why did you think Sith was bad? +--- 137049566 +>>137045447 (OP) +Is that just an edit or fanart or something, or is there actually a Star Wars character who looks like Cate Blanchett? +--- 137049644 +>>137049566 +It's an edit, but there's a Rebels character that's blatantly Cate Blanchett's Indy character. +--- 137049660 +>>137049566 +Governor Pryce from Star Wars: Rebels was based on her appearance in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. +--- 137049794 +>>137049660 +>Pryce from Star Wars: Rebels was based on her appearance in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. +As far as the audience supposes. +--- 137050008 +>>137049644 +>>137049660 +Got it. +--- 137050828 +>>137046732 +>>137046857 +why are star wars dorks so fucking autistic about canon? go listen to the radio dramas +--- 137050889 +>>137046810 +This comic aged worse than his daughter will now that he has decided to cut off his own balls. +--- 137051096 +SHARE YOUR STAR WARS WISHLIST! + +The Book of Boba Fett - S2 +> Drop Robert Rodriguez & get stronger action directors/fight choreographers. +> Ideally: Have the writers/directors of Andor take over the series? +> Boba is far more badass than he was in S1 (Temuera Morrison himself has complained about how weak he was presented as compared to his Mandalorian appearances) +> Tone is far more serious, gritty & brutal. +> Show the expanse of Jabba/Boba's empire to get us the hell away from Tatooine for a while. +> Drop the inexplicable cringy teen biker gang. +> Idea: Do a serious toned True Detective type of story with Boba hunting down a mysterious bounty who got away long ago with heavy flashbacks to his prime, have a different slimmer actor in the classic suit to get the look right & he keeps the helmet on for almost the entirety of the flashbacks. In the past he is a Terminator/slasher like figure of pure menace. + +> Andor - S2 maintains the quality of the first season. + +> Give Bo-Katan her own series so she isn't crowding The Mandalorian. + +> The Madalorian - S4 is much better than S3. + +> Do a post-ROTJ Luke Skywalker animated series that has either a quality 2D anime artstyle like the Deadshot sequence of Batman Gotham Knight or 3D animation close to the style/quality of the fantastic Old Republic cinematic trailers - (do not use cheap cel shaded garbage like What If & the Netflix Godzilla/Gamera series), Mark Hamill returns to voice. + +> Rian Johnson's trilogy is scrapped forever. + +> Taika Waititi's film is scrapped. + +> Antje Traue (Faora in Man of Steel) cast as a villain? Ideally as a sexualized Sith or Nightsister. +--- 137051116 +>>137051096 + +> Count Dooku get novels by James Luceno (Tarkin novel writer) or Timothy Zahn (Thrawn creator). + +> Count Dooku, Zorii Bliss, Jango &/or Boba Fett get new comic series ideally with art by Marco Checchetto who did previous SW mini series. + + +> Quality comic or animated adaptation of the original E9 - Duel of the Fates script. + +> Do some animated adaptations of Legends material like Dark Empire. + +> They stop humiliating, emasculating & marginalizing major male characters. +--- 137051121 +>>137045575 +This one +--- 137051141 +>>137051096 +>The Book of Boba Fett - S2 +Don't write it and shoot it under two weeks +>Andor - S2 +Hold everyone at gunpoint and force them to make all the other lucasfilm projects +> The Madalorian - S4 +Just don't do it. +Hire better people to write the animated shows +--- 137051197 +>>137045575 +My favorite Boba story was Enemy of the Empire +>>137045592 +I think Tales of the Jedi + Knights of the Old Republic is better than Thrawn trilogy and I love them both dearly. +>>137048400 +The Darth Maul mini wasn't bad, and I've heard the Vader Black White and Red mini ongoing rn is good so far but I haven't read it myself. I read Doctor Aphra and the first Vader run and disliked them and haven't read any nuwars comics since. +--- 137051223 +>>137049297 +While the grey jedi bit left a bad taste in my mouth it wasn't for that. Mainly it seemed a tad empty. Which works for animation style it was going for but for story not so much. +--- 137051269 +>>137051116 + +> Ashoka is not turned into a woke girlboss in her series or other future appearances. + +> Ray Stevenson is not wasted, humiliated or easily defeated by Ashoka. Give them a long TPM style extended duel. + +> The Ashoka series is the best D+ series aside from maybe Andor. +--- 137051301 +>>137051197 +>Knights of the Old Republic +The game or comic? +--- 137051322 +>>137048400 +>>137051197 +>and I've heard the Vader Black White and Red mini ongoing rn is good so far but I haven't read it myself + +https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Star-Wars-Darth-Vader-Black-White-Red +--- 137051424 +>>137050828 +>why are star wars dorks so fucking autistic about canon? +Because there are people who still think the EU is worth a damn. + +>>137051096 +>Drop Robert Rodriguez +Yes. +>Ideally: Have the writers/directors of Andor take over the series? +Fuck no. One of the whole reasons why Andor is such a bore is because the writers for it reject the tantasy aspects of Star Wars, which BoBF embraced despite how shit the show was. +> Boba is far more badass than he was in S1 (Temuera Morrison himself has complained about how weak he was presented as compared to his Mandalorian appearances) +The show portrayed him accurately. Boba was never a badass. As a bounty hunter, he was always just an amateur who never lived up to his father's excellence. +>one is far more serious, gritty & brutal. +More? Yes. Far, no. Star Wars always needs room for levity. +> Show the expanse of Jabba/Boba's empire to get us the hell away from Tatooine for a while. +Am okay with this. +>Drop the inexplicable cringy teen biker gang. +Only if we get to keep Sophie Thatcher. +> Idea: Do a serious toned True Detective type of story with Boba hunting down a mysterious bounty who got away long ago with heavy flashbacks to his prime, have a different slimmer actor in the classic suit to get the look right & he keeps the helmet on for almost the entirety of the flashbacks. In the past he is a Terminator/slasher like figure of pure menace. +Boba's a crime lord now. Not a bounty hunter so this wouldn't make a lick of sense in the slightest. + +>Andor - S2 maintains the quality of the first season. +Or, they could do it better. +>Give Bo-Katan her own series so she isn't crowding The Mandalorian. +Or just give her the show in general. She was easily the best part of Season 3. + +>Do a post-ROTJ Luke Skywalker animated series +Or just a live action one. +>Rian Johnson's trilogy is scrapped forever. +Agreed. +>Taika Waititi's film is scrapped. +Agreed. +>Antje Trauecast as a villain? +Nightsister makes more sense. +--- 137051472 +ToTJ season 2 should feature Ventress. +--- 137051552 +>>137048905 +I enjoyed the Pit til the picks suddenly disappeared and the guy had to climb out + +Also the slaves seemed shocked there was no way out how the hell did they not notice that when either they'd have to be lowered into the pit or the empire would have to lower food and water into the pit for them + +That pit took time to dig, how the hell would none of them notice +--- 137051590 +Moff Gideon should have been Former Grand Inquisitor Jerec + +"Andor" should have been "Katarn" +Jyn Erso should have been Jan Ors + +Yeed should have been a ysalamir + +Thanks for reading my post +--- 137051633 +>>137051590 +--- 137051698 +>>137051301 +Comic, playing the games after reading tales of the jedi and the kotor comic is cool since you revisit some locations from tales but a lot of big events play out between the end of the comic and the games. +--- 137051709 +>>137051424 +>>Give Bo-Katan her own series so she isn't crowding The Mandalorian. +>Or just give her the show in general. She was easily the best part of Season 3. +Get fucked you cancerous woke trash. +--- 137051821 +>>137051424 +>Because there are people who still think the EU is worth a damn +the eu and the disney era are exactly the same +--- 137051828 +Please no chimping out and ruining this thread like how most star generals end on this site, let's have a friendly thread for once +--- 137051901 +Should the Yuuzhan Vong be brought back to canon? And if they are, should they be changed to be less edgy and OP? +--- 137051926 +>>137045447 (OP) +I love the old EU, but man do i hate the reactionary stuff regarding it nowadays. Its either people bashing it off stuff they read on wikipedia with no understanding of how it fits into the narratives...or people praising it just because its not diseny not having had the displeasure of reading some of its weakest entriest or even having read it at all. +--- 137051956 +>>137051116 +>Count Dooku get novels by James Luceno +holy kino +Sadly, he's old as dirt. I doubt he's ever coming back. I still want his Palpatine novel, too. +--- 137052043 +>>137051096 +>Drop Robert Rodriguez +How about we instead put Robert Rodriguez in Desperado mode instead of Spy Kids mode? +--- 137052045 +>>137051901 +The Thrawn novels keep talking about dangers in the unknown regions the galaxy isn't ready for, using a recognizable name like the Yuuzhan Vong would get people to take said threat seriously. +--- 137052055 +>>137051926 +Real gungas remember the proto-EU where if you wanted Star Wars beyond the films your only options were a few books about Han and Lando, the ewok movies and a shitload of /co/ +--- 137052068 +>>137052055 +Hah, ive read some of the marvel comics, i feel they really came into their own post empire really. +--- 137052069 +>>137052055 +Is it an unpopular opinion to say that Marvel's original Star Wars comics weren't any good? +--- 137052084 +>>137052069 +Idk, but I really like them. They are wacky and dumb, but they have a genuine atmosphere about them that the new stuff lacks. +--- 137052140 +>>137052068 +same with the newstrip really +>>137052069 +they have not aged well but you have to adjust your perspective and imagine that your only frame of reference for what star wars should be is the very first film plus all the pop science fiction of the mid twentieth century +--- 137052280 +>>137051956 +I asked an AI to write uo a hypothetical Dooku novel by James Luceno, what do you think? + +>Title: "Count Dooku: Betrayal" +>Set during the Clone Wars, the book follows Count Dooku, former Jedi Master turned Sith Lord, as he faces a crisis of faith in his allegiance to Darth Sidious. As the war rages on, Dooku begins to question whether the path he's on is truly the right one. +>As he grapples with his doubts, Dooku is visited by a former Padawan of his, a young woman named Naia. Naia has been on the run since leaving the Jedi Order, and now she seeks Dooku's help in uncovering a dark conspiracy that threatens the very foundations of the galaxy. +>At first, Dooku is reluctant to get involved. He has no love for the Jedi, but he also knows that betraying Sidious could mean his own downfall. However, as he learns more about the conspiracy, he begins to see that it's not just the Jedi who are in danger, but everyone in the galaxy. +>As Dooku and Naia work together to unravel the mystery, they encounter a cast of characters from across the Star Wars universe: smugglers, bounty hunters, and even a few Jedi who have gone rogue. Along the way, Dooku begins to realize that there may be more to life than the pursuit of power and the fulfillment of his own desires. +>In the end, Dooku must decide whether to remain loyal to Sidious and the dark side, or to strike out on his own and forge a new path. With the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance, his decision could mean the difference between freedom and tyranny for generations to come. +--- 137052299 +>>137052280 +>Title: "Dooku and Ventress: Sith Apprentices" +>The book picks up where "Dooku: Jedi Lost" left off, with Count Dooku leaving the Jedi Order and embracing his role as a Sith Lord. As he begins to build his power base, he reaches out to his new apprentice, Asajj Ventress, and begins her training in the dark side. +>As Ventress grapples with the full scope of the Sith's teachings, she begins to realize that Dooku's true intentions may not align with her own. She is forced to confront the true nature of the Sith and her own role in their schemes. +>Meanwhile, Dooku becomes increasingly involved in the machinations of the Separatist movement, using his influence to manipulate events in his favor. But as the Clone Wars heat up, he begins to have doubts about his own role in the conflict and the ultimate outcome of his plans. +>As the book progresses, the relationship between Dooku and Ventress becomes increasingly complex and fraught with tension. They are bound by their shared history and their dedication to the Sith, but they are also fiercely independent and unwilling to submit entirely to each other's will. +>As the Clone Wars reach their climax, Dooku and Ventress find themselves in the middle of a battle that will determine the fate of the galaxy. They must navigate a dangerous web of alliances and betrayals, while also confronting their own deepest fears and desires. +--- 137052333 +>>137049470 +Where can I find this with sound? +--- 137052380 +>>137052299 +>Title: Dooku: Apprentice of Darkness +>After years of training under Dooku, Ventress has become a skilled and deadly assassin, feared by many in the galaxy. But as the Clone Wars loom on the horizon, she begins to question her place in the Sith hierarchy and her loyalty to her master. +>Dooku, meanwhile, has taken on a leadership role within the Separatist movement and is working to orchestrate the downfall of the Republic. But his plans are thrown into disarray when he learns that Darth Sidious, the true mastermind behind the Sith, has other ideas for the future of the galaxy. +>As Ventress and Dooku navigate the shifting alliances and politics of the Clone Wars, they find themselves at odds with one another more often than not. Ventress struggles with her growing disillusionment with the Sith and her desire to forge her own path, while Dooku grapples with his own doubts about the ultimate goals of the Sith. +>As the war drags on and the stakes grow higher, Ventress and Dooku find themselves facing their toughest challenge yet: a confrontation with Darth Sidious himself. They must choose whether to stay loyal to the Sith and continue down a path of darkness, or to break free and fight for the greater good of the galaxy. +>With danger at every turn and the fate of the galaxy hanging in the balance, Ventress and Dooku will have to rely on their training and their bond as master and apprentice if they hope to survive the coming storm. But will their loyalty to one another be enough to overcome the powerful forces arrayed against them? +--- 137052412 +>>137052380 +>>137052299 +>>137052280 +I can just watch Tales Of The Jedi and have a better experience. +--- 137052504 +>>137052333 +https://youtu.be/YJYRSIDelWU [Embed] +--- 137052526 +>>137051424 +>Andor is such a bore +Nah. It's a great show. Star Wars in its entirety should not be like Andor, though. +--- 137052529 +>>137052412 +Dooku Jedi Lost is good too +--- 137052549 +>>137052526 +based and correctpilled +--- 137052765 +>>137051096 +Alright here’s mine +>Star wars bounty hunter spiritual successor with Boba fett, gameplay wise is similar to the original but much more refined, open and contains space combat and bounty missions. Various appearances of other hunters and characters seen in the comics and possibly recanonize a few individuals as well. +>Squadrons successor title, gameplay wise is already fantastic but more refined, more ships, more customization on characters and ships, better capital ship engagements(they go down too fast imo) +>New Jedi order movie: Takes lessons learned from the flaws of the sequel trilogy and has a clear story to tell, Galactic alliance is the new form of government based on the original eu but is more influenced by the classic new republic as a strong force to be reckoned with, villains are something new still influenced by the dark side but are not sith(personally I’d rather not bring back the vong) +>The acolyte: Doesn’t stink, give off a sinister vibe on the eventual reemergence of the sith, oppo rancisis showing off his lightsaber skills. +>Skeleton crew: Actually show a storyline with kids lost in space that’s engaging and really feeling like goonies in space(looking to shape up this way considering the director’s comments), keep it largely self contained and not tying into the greater main story deeply +>Andor season 2: Similar to the first season being more adult, a bit more action due to the Galactic civil war drawing nearer, K-2SO(enough said). +>Ahsoka: Thrawn is given justice and remains an intimidating antagonist, ghost crew is fully reunited, Mara jade is introduced to the new canon as a surprise character and find an actress that looks like her similar to palleon in mando season 3 +>Filoni movie: Gives out real closure to each character’s arc that’s doesn’t come out cheaply +I don’t really have much to say on bad batch season 3 or the comics because both could go anywhere +--- 137052770 +>>137052412 +It was so bad though +--- 137053797 +>>137051096 +>> Antje Traue (Faora in Man of Steel) cast as a villain? +--- 137053823 +>>137053797 +>>137051096 +>> Antje Traue (Faora in Man of Steel) cast as a villain? Ideally as a SEXUALIZED Sith or Nightsister. +--- 137053870 +Fuck you, I liked The Bad Batch. +--- 137054013 +>>137051828 + +crimson empire was so fuckin legit +--- 137054141 +May the 4th be with you, /co/ + +<3 +--- 137054346 +>>137051709 +>Get fucked you cancerous woke trash. +There's literally nothing woke about Bo-katan. She's an established character created by George Lucas and not some bullshit mary sue pushed by KK. Seethe, cope and dilate, tranny. +--- 137054608 +Must suck working for Sheev +--- 137054647 +>>137054141 +<3 +--- 137054786 +>>137051096 +Durge starts a one man crusade against the newly established Mandalore and kills Bo-Katan +--- 137054850 +>>137054786 +Why would some rando ayy bounty hunter with no connection to Mandalore try to move against them and based Bo-katan? +--- 137054978 +>>137054850 +bro, durge fucking despises mandalorians +--- 137054986 +>>137051901 +I think they should because the general premise of the Vong is cool as fuck. A force completely outside the Light/Dark dichotomy shows up one day and stomps the fuck out of everybody. That's EU Star Wars at it's best +--- 137055212 +>>137054978 +>durge fucking despises mandalorians +Mandalorians never came up once in the comic he appeared in with Dr. Aphra and Sana Starros. +--- 137055226 +>>137054346 +Agreed she isn't but the creators fucking over Mando to prop her up IS a woke far left extreme feminist course of action. + +I love War Machine but I don't want a Iron Man movie with Tony made to look incompetent & marginalized just to make Rhodes look good. +--- 137055273 +>>137055226 +>the creators fucking over Mando to prop her up IS a woke far left extreme feminist course of action. +That's an obvious reach. Djarin was not once fucked over in season 3 beyond his character development being 180'd into going back into the arms of cultists and having Grogu return to him. How things went down between Bo-katan and Djarin were appropriately handled. +--- 137055796 +Why was Gendy Wars so soulful? +--- 137055803 +>>137055212 +We don't talk about that one +--- 137055816 +>>137054978 +Honestly, that's probably why they won't bring him back. Mandos are basically the stars of the show right now, so pushing a character whose gimmick is being really good at killing them would hurt the brand, or at least the suits would think so. +--- 137055984 +any high republic stuff worth reading? +--- 137055993 +>>137055816 +But it would also give them a consistent enemy to fight, and thus amother marketable character +--- 137056229 +Annies very cute +--- 137056374 +>>137055273 +Mando was captured and had to be rescued 3 times in the first 4 episodes. They made him artificially incompetent. diff --git a/co/137045593.txt b/co/137045593.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2f4c3aa0749abd8f1e5a95cd6880d0099bd9b309 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137045593.txt @@ -0,0 +1,445 @@ +----- +--- 137045593 +What moral or lesson was the audience supposed to take from this? +--- 137045606 +A real person would be driven insane by Homer and Springfield +--- 137045610 +>>137045593 (OP) +Envying others only leads to death. +--- 137045636 +>>137045606 +>>137045610 + +Both valid takes. Grimes is right, but he's no better in the end. + +Although honestly, Homer gets the short end of the stick more often until Grimws came along. +--- 137045654 +>>137045593 (OP) +You'll go farther at work being charismatic than diligent. +--- 137045667 +>>137045593 (OP) +It's a joke, a gag, a funny. Self-deprecation. It's ha-ha. Wacky. Droll. Horseplay. +--- 137045686 +>>137045606 +This is the "right" answer. + +It's also a Rorschach Test where people's interpretations says way more about themselves personally then about this episode. But the writers have said it's just a meta episode about "what would happen it a real person from the real world visited the cartoon sitcom world of The Simpsons" (which is to say that a real person would be quickly driven insane and then be killed in a cartoon sitcom world). + +It's clever but also kind of obvious. I think it's a really good episode but it was also written at a time when the writers felt that The Simpsons had run its course and thought it was about to end apparently. It's a good commentary on how the show had gotten more zany and outlandish but then the show did not end and those "tendencies" got a lot worse. Now looking back at the episode some people see it as predicting Zombie Simpsons while being a great episode in itself. It's like the writers saw the problems that had developed as the show got more and more cartoony and less realistic and saw what was coming and thought it was probably time for the show to end. And they were probably right. +--- 137046030 +>>137045593 (OP) +scrawny, little, pathetic weasels who feel entitled deserve a violent death +--- 137046052 +>>137045686 +>when the writers felt that The Simpsons had run its course and thought it was about to end apparently. +>released in may 1997 +>cartoons take about half a year to make +>and thought it was about to end apparently +>a full season is produced before the first episode airs +>season 8 started in October 1996 +>thought it was about to end +>"homer's enemy" probably started production in late 1995-early 1996 +>they were having doubts about the show's quality as early as season 7 +>it's now on season 34 +>thought it was about to end +--- 137046112 +>>137045593 (OP) +It doesn't matter how hard you try and bust your ass so you should be a slacker and take it easy as not to burn yourself out. I know this from experience also. +--- 137046163 +>>137046052 +Yes I agree with your "laughing while crying" reaction face. It's really incredibly sad when you think about it. + +This is just one of the many places that talks about it +https://deadhomersociety.wordpress.com/zombiesimpsons/zs8/ +>Off screen, these changes are openly acknowledged on the DVD commentaries. Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein state repeatedly that they were “experimenting” because they didn’t think the show would be on much longer. The sentiment is shared by a number of the other people who’d been on staff. And it made sense to think things were coming to an end; after all, The Simpsons had been broadcasting for eight seasons; even hits rarely last longer. + +Especially at the time, the idea that this show would end up running for 30+ years or some shit was unthinkable. For example the Cosby Show was 8 Seasons and Cheers true was 11 but that was a cultural juggernaut and compare huge hits lasting around 6 - 12 seasons and that being considered an incredibly run to fucking 34 seasons and STILL COUNTING holy shit. To be honest I don't know if any show could stay good for even half that long. +--- 137046170 +>>137045593 (OP) +The answer is that realistically speaking, working hard doesn't pay and anyone who says otherwise is just trying to get you to work hard so they can reap the benefits. +--- 137046177 +>>137046052 +>thought it was about to end +>my phone was on the counter +--- 137046185 +>>137045593 (OP) +Don't live in Springfield, and also, with a bit of luck an idiot will be more successful than you. +--- 137046190 +>>137045593 (OP) +>tfw this was a joke when it release +>tfw it's reality in the workplace now +>tfw retards can just coast along doing the bear minimum +--- 137046198 +>>137045593 (OP) +Life is unfair and existance is cruel. The only winning move is not playing. +Do not feel obliged to continue living. You are the master of your own destiny. Nobody owns you jackshit and nobody should dictate how you live. +Kill yourself. +Let go your lizard brain insticts. +Kill yourself. +It's the only way. +--- 137046207 +>>137045593 (OP) +Incels lose no matter how virtuous they think they are. And winners win no matter how slovenly they live. + +Cope and kys. +--- 137046251 +>>137045593 (OP) +why would you be supposed to take a moral or learn a lesson from a cartoon +--- 137046273 +>>137046170 +I've definitely always thought it was funny that the writers have said that they made Frank Grimes to definitely be their writer self-insert and also the audience self-insert who everybody obviously totally identifies with and would understandably despise and want to murder Homer Simpson, when Homer doesn't actually do anything wrong in this particular episode. He's not even Jerkass Homer yet. He tried to be nice to Grimes. + +The real asshole is actually Mr. Burns, who hires Grimes only to promote a fucking actual dog over him and then exploits Grimes and treats Grimes like a psychotic asshole and Burns is the fucking boss. + +Of course the writers' real point is "a real person surrounding by cartoon characters in a cartoon world would go insane and be killed" and that's all fair I guess that would piss me off and make me crazy and dead. But that's not really anybody's fault. I guess when the Universe is that shit and hostile Grimes should have just tried his best to be as Zen as possible while trying not to touch anything and die. Try to do as little work as possible to survive the awful cartoon world and fly under the radar. +--- 137046279 +>>137046207 +women like winners, grimey +--- 137046343 +>>137046273 +>Homer doesn't actually do anything wrong in this particular episode. He's not even Jerkass Homer yet. He tried to be nice to Grimes. +People say this, but they're kinda missing the point. Homer is an retard who fumbles his job, but yet actively gets rewarded for it. + +Grimes is mad at him because he's the exact opposite of his life, someone who did absolute fuck all effort yet got literally everything they could have wanted handed to them on a silver platter. +--- 137046356 +>>137045593 (OP) +Grimes was a jealous piece of shit who got mad with a good man just because he got luckier in life, did he thought the american dream is true or something? stupid Grimes spent the last days of his life seething like a child. Yes, life is unfair, Grimes, grow up. Oh, you can't, you are dead. +--- 137046365 +>>137045593 (OP) +work till you die because your worth is measured in how much money you make for your boss in American civilization +--- 137046370 +>>137046343 +Should he actively sabotage his own life and lower his quality of living over some ethereal idea he doesn't deserve it? He's done nothing wrong. +--- 137046394 +>>137046370 +>Should he actively sabotage his own life and lower his quality of living over some ethereal idea he doesn't deserve it? +Lower his quality of living? He already got in trouble with burns because he *saved* homer from drinking acid. + +Not only that, but his life was garbage, he lived between two bowling alleys. Homer's life broke him because despite doing nothing but struggling his entire life, he got fuck all to show for it while homer just glided through it. +--- 137046464 +The grimes episode is boomers vs millenials +Homer is a boomer fatcat who got through life on easy mode +Grimes is a millenial pulling himself up by his bootstraps +--- 137046475 +>>137045593 (OP) +The Simpsons isn't meant to teach morals, it's a funny episode about some schizo who commited suicide because he was a failure +--- 137046476 +>>137045593 (OP) +quit worrying so much and mind your own business. +--- 137046492 +>>137045593 (OP) +I know this concept is hard to grasp for zoomers since they grew up in an era where every piece of media has an agenda. But listen to this: sometimes enterteinment is just enterteinment. +--- 137046527 +>>137046492 +Everything has meaning. Nobody does things for no reason +--- 137046552 +>>137045593 (OP) +There's two: +>Real life sucks dick and some people have an easier life than others. It's not entirely fair but it is what it is and it's best not to think about it. +>A normal, logical person trying to live in an illogical cartoon world would drive them absolutely insane. +--- 137046573 +>>137046492 +>boomer cope because thinking is too hard +--- 137046574 +>>137046343 +>>137046370 +>>137046394 + +I don't know I guess this all kind of missing the writer's stated goal for the episode which was the "meta" aspect. + +The writers are trying to point out that no real human could get away with all of the shit that Homer Simpson specifically gets away with without dying or accomplish all of the ridiculous thing like being an Astronaut with no skills or effort. I think it's true to this extent because at this point Homer is like a Looney Tunes character and gets blown up in a radioactive explosion and is fine and gets world famous by accident every other week. + +I don't know if the writers are actually trying to comment on a more mundane version of this where somebody does okay without working very hard and messes up but still get rewarded or not. I think that it is frustrating to see somebody making normal mistakes and getting promoted but seeing someone cause a nuclear meltdown and blow up the town and not only do they miraculously survive and they're fine but they're given 100 million dollars and made honorary President and insane shit like was starting to happen on the Simpsons would maybe drive a real life person insane. And then if like Grimey you tried to do the exact same thing you would just die. + +The writers have said they meant it to be meta commentary. +--- 137046658 +>>137046198 +>You are the master of your own destiny. +>tells me what to do (which is kill myself) +--- 137046659 +>>137046492 +>I know this concept is hard to grasp for zoomers since they grew up in an era where every piece of media has an agenda. But listen to this: sometimes enterteinment is just enterteinment. + +The writers have said multiple times that the episode's premise was "what if a real person had to deal with Homer Simpson and with Springfield" though. The episode is also entertaining and I don't think that premise is incredibly deep or anything. And I wouldn't call it an agenda. Something being entertaining also doesn't mean it's literally brainless and there were no thoughts in the writers' head and they were just writing down random words from nowhere, scrambling them all up into nonsense, and randomly reassembling them. +--- 137046703 +Real world logic doesn't work when applied to a cartoon. +--- 137046756 +For the time period they crank Homer's negative traits up all the way in this episode. It's like a little parody of itself. +--- 137046769 +>>137046198 +>they say sitting behind a computer while reading an anonymous chinese forum + +Carpe Diem indeed. +--- 137046856 +>>137045593 (OP) +the grass is always greener in the other side +--- 137046864 +>>137045593 (OP) +That he doesn't have to wear safety gloves, because he's Homer Simp +--- 137046895 +>>137045593 (OP) +The Simpsons drifted away from its roots as a downbeat-yet-hopeful dramady into screwball comedy. +--- 137046898 +>>137045593 (OP) +Cows suck at making tools. +--- 137046903 +>>137045593 (OP) +There will be other people luckier and more blessed than you even if they are wholly undeserving, and if you let that get to you, you're going to have a bad time. "Life isn't fair." +--- 137047006 +>>137046756 +>It's like a little parody of itself. + +Y'know before they turned literally every character into a parody of themselves.... fifteen years ago..... and only got worse from there. +--- 137047075 +>>137045593 (OP) +THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT +har har har har har hue hue hue ho ho ho ho hi hi hi hi OP IS A FAGGGOOOOOT +--- 137047111 +Am I a heretic / antichrist for enjoying Simpsons? I am aware of its flaws, but the show is still pretty okay to me. I'm not trying to convince anyone to give it a chance, though +--- 137047118 +>>137046658 +Are you The Master of Your Domain? +--- 137047209 +>>137046903 +To be fair, while luck happens randomly, hard work helps you keep the gains +--- 137047234 +>>137045593 (OP) +Don't let envy get the better of you. Homer was friendly with Grimes and even invited him into his home. He even seemed to admire him. Grimes might have gone a bit farther by just accepting his kindness, while still trying to rein in Homer's worst instincts. Friendship may have improved both of them. Instead, Frank chose spite, and earned a spiteful end. +--- 137047271 +>>137047006 + +It's no a coincidence but this episode was a commentary on how they realized that was exactly what was happening to the show and its characters but then they didn't stop it. I don't know. I guess as long at the show continues to make X amount of money it will just never end no matter what. +--- 137047315 +>>137046895 +I agree. + +I think for me I did not mind the screwball parts as much though as the flanderization. I guess they're connected but I felt like there were some wackier elements before the characters got so bad that they could never do any stories with heart or sincerity ever again. There were screwball elements in great Classic episodes like Cape Feare and Last Exit to Springfield. Maybe it's a matter of degree since the main plots of those episodes were not as out there as some later ones got, but I even enjoyed the astronaut one. +--- 137047738 +>>137047006 +>2008 was fifteen years ago +god. things didn't suck nearly as hard back then +--- 137047789 +>>137045593 (OP) +>>137046198 +The Corporate world is infested with idiots. You either cope with that or get absolutely mind broken +--- 137047816 +Dont waste time trying to get 'wins' over people you dont like +Frankly in the real world, grimes would have been removed by HR for causing disturbances for good workers(like homer simpson) +Literal newfag hire screaming and crying about man who has worked their for 20 years +--- 137047912 +>>137045593 (OP) + +That life is unfair and you should always be fighting for the right to exist however the fuck you please. +--- 137048429 +>>137045593 (OP) +Wasn’t this suppose to be story where Grimey represents people who nitpick certain elements of the show that didn’t make sense or something? But my take was no matter how hard you work there will always be some idiot that failed his way to the top, so you can either stress and seethe about it or you can continue on your path and not worry and honestly if Grimes let go a bit I think Homer and him could have been actual friends. +--- 137048482 +>>137047816 +>Homer +>good worker +No, he's abysmal. That's firmly established inside the episode. It's not about those occasional moments in the show where he cares about doing his job right. *Within this episode*, he's supposed to be his worst possible self purely as a worker. But people like him. +--- 137048780 +>>137047738 +>god. things didn't suck nearly as hard back then +Probably because we were 8 year old when the housing crisis, recession, and writer's strike was happening. +--- 137048962 +>>137047111 +Are you fucking joking? Do you mean Zombie Simpsons? People worship the fuck out of Classic Simpsons. + +To answer your question no though or it depends on which season of Zombie Simpsons or who you talk to. Most of Simpsons is Zombie Simpsons at this point and a lot of people who actually bothered to watch consider some of those Z Simpsons seasons good and others horrible. Usually good Zombie Simpsons just isn't considered incredible like the best of the Simpsons it's just more of an average show and bad Zombie Simpsons is mediocre or just bad but not so terrible it melts your brain or some shit. People who say that are usually using hyperbole or fair talking about the Lady Gaga episode. + +Actually never mind some of the worst Zombie Simpsons is melt your brain excrement tier but not all of it. +--- 137049264 +>>137048482 +Homer is a symptom, not the problem itself. The real issue is that Mr. Burns is an incompetent employer. +--- 137049309 +>>137048780 +Nah I was 20. + +Fun fact: I made more money per hour when I was 4 years old than I did until I was 25 and I didn't realize that until I changed jobs six years ago. +--- 137049344 +>>137049264 +Normally that would be true. But Homer is essentially a reality warper in this episode, and Burns is just under his power. Anyway, the lesson is "Only magic can defeat magic." +--- 137049412 +>>137045606 +This. The writers discuss about how people will either really hate Homer, or tolerate him in real life in the episode's commentary. That season has a couple of more episodes where the writers express their shock and contempt for the audience liking the show and it's characters. +>Hurricane Neddy +>Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious +>Itchy and Scratchy and Poochy show +--- 137049422 +>>137046394 +Reread the post, that post is referring to Homer. +--- 137049556 +>>137049412 +Plenty of fans and audience in general are fucking obnoxious idiots in general so hating them is fair but the Simpsons writers could also be fucking dumbass douchebags sometimes. I remember them throwing temper tantrums at the slightest criticism or even just failing to praise them even when pretty much everyone agreed the show had gone straight down the shitter in later seasons and they could seem like insecure immature brats. +They also really saw their whole audience as drooling nonfunctional morons which again is fair but it didn't seem to occur to them that at least some people in the world only liked the show and its characters because they did actually realize that it was just a cartoon show and not actually a fucking documentary. People are fucking idiots but not everyone besides the Simpsons writers are as abysmally worthless and stupid as the Simpsons writers thought the the Simpsons writers are not all quite the superior genius gods they paint themselves as sometimes they have churned out a ton of shit by this point 30 some seasons in. +--- 137049560 +>>137049412 +>contempt + +this has to be a horrible choice of wording. +--- 137049571 +>>137045593 (OP) +Don't live in Springfield. +--- 137049625 +>>137046492 +It's entertainment. You misspelled that TWICE +--- 137049690 +>>137049560 +It's not, the writers in some commentary did act really hateful towards the audience for liking their show. I think some of it came from very understandable places like interacting with horrible creepy asshole Comic Book Guy type fans but also that at least some of the Simpsons writers were themselves according to accounts raging narcissistic assholes (also "don't you fucking idiots know who I am I went to HARVARD" every three seconds types). So it was huge assholes all around. +--- 137049798 +>>137045593 (OP) +Life is not a meritocracy. The world doesn't owe you a favor just because you work hard. +--- 137049847 +>>137046279 +Detective Halligan would have murdered Homer with Ethanol in the first five minutes of the episode to get 50 cents to buy a soda in the nuclear plant to give to Lenny so he could speak to Mr Burns. +--- 137050157 +>>137049556 +>throwing temper tantrums at the slightest criticism or even just failing to praise them + +I don't get why they do that when they probably didn't like their audience all too well before people started to criticize the show. + +>They hate the audience of liking the show. +>They hate the audience for criticizing the show. + +https://youtu.be/GtdEeI-B21A?t=12 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/qL_5EksSDIU?t=29 [Embed] +https://youtu.be/yGsHq-mZI8U?t=104 [Embed] +--- 137050232 +Fuck hookers, get electrocuted +--- 137050256 +>>137049344 +>You are now in the power of Simpson. +--- 137050328 +Life isn’t a cartoon. Not every setback is a sign of the universe’s unfairness. Not every idiot annoying you is some kind of great enemy ruining your life. Not every feud is going to be worth pursuing, no matter how hard you build it in your mind. Life’s too short to fixate on getting even with the world or trying to triumph over someone who couldn’t care less about how much you despise them. + +Cause as lazy, slovenly, moronic and shallow as Homer Simpson is, how much more pathetic is the the man who dedicated the last minutes of his life fervently screaming at the world telling them how much of an idiot Homer is when they obviously know and don’t care? +--- 137050440 +>>137050232 +>season 14 + +"Hey guys here's this character who looks exactly like the character we killed, we're definitely not gonna use this to reconsider shit for the sake of status quo *wink wink snowball 5* *wink wink fit tony*" + +What's worse is this is from that one era that all my latin american peers suck off because muh Humberto Velez or some shit. +--- 137050441 +>>137049798 +What's the point of hard work? +--- 137051200 +>>137050441 +Self-satisfaction +--- 137051235 +>>137046492 +>But listen to this: sometimes enterteinment is just enterteinment. +This is unironically part of the message of the episode. +--- 137051248 +>>137045593 (OP) +change the channel +--- 137051421 +>>137050157 +Not everyone by a long shot but some of that group were from wealthy private feeder schools going into Harvard and fit the whole elitist stereotype to some degree complete with insecurity complexes from being nerds and did just look down on everybody and everything from the very beginning. But that was just some people. They were actually funny and talented at the start though which is all that mattered. Later groups had some people with even bigger egos but no talent to back it up for some reason. +--- 137051513 +>>137051200 +Cringe +--- 137051577 +Frank had a son. Frank Grimes Jr. + +In tapped out he was just in a coma and shown alive in the comics. +--- 137051603 +>>137051577 +He was shown in Trevose of horrors shows too. +--- 137052213 +>>137050328 +>Life’s too short to fixate on getting even with the world or trying to triumph over someone who couldn’t care less about how much you despise them. +Evil triumphs when good men do nothing. It is precisely because life is short and death is final that we should not suffer injustice, fools, and setbacks. The just go with the flow attitude is what allows all sorts of evil shit to transpire and go unopposed because of the mentality of "Just chill", "Let someone else deal with it", and thinking that somehow being part of life is beneath them. + +The only thing Grimes did wrong was not killing Homer. But since Homer has plot armor because it's just a show, speaking out against Homer and pointing out how shitty he is, was indeed the next best thing. + +And anyone who self inserts as Homer is the definition of what it means to be an NPC. +--- 137052407 +>>137052213 +No dude, it’s the opposite. Both Homer Simpson and Frank Grimes are nobodies in the grand scheme of things. Despite all the fantastical shit he’s done, Homer still ultimately wakes up every day to work at a job he hates for a family that constantly tests his patience, making only enough to support them, in a world that also loves to randomly shit all over him. Frank Grimes obsessing over the perfect scenario to prove what everyone knows, that Homer is an idiot, is massively pathetic. It’s not a triumph over evil, it’s demanding a mule be shot for being born half a jackass. Frank Grime’s crusade was ultimately no less petty than Homer’s obsession over proving Flanders isn’t perfect, and we know Homer is supposed to look like pathetic man child for being constantly seething about that. +--- 137052430 +>>137045593 (OP) +That most anons should find some exposed electrical wiring and an hero. +--- 137052452 +>>137045593 (OP) +don't apply real life standards to a bizarre, cartoonish comedy world +--- 137052454 +>>137045686 +The problem is that Grimes isn't a normal person either. His life is comically over the top tragic and he himself responded to that by becoming an unrealistically over the top stick up his ass square. +--- 137053335 +>>137052213 +>Grimes doesn't kill homer just because of muh plot armor, not because of law, or because it makes him look like shit, or because of many other obvious reasons. +>coming from an anon moralshitting about a funny cartoon sitcom + +i have no reason to believe you're not one step away from starting the next V-Tech. + +>>137052454 +so what would an ACTUAL real person do in springfield. my guess is just hang around and be weirded out by the wacky cartoony shit every now and then before inevitably dying as an extra in one of homer's goofy antics. +--- 137053448 +>>137052407 + +This. Grimes is to Homer like Yamcha is to Krillin. +--- 137053461 +>>137045593 (OP) +Don't be an asshole to someone who is trying to be nice to you. +--- 137053490 +>>137045593 (OP) +you're life will be this if predicated on seethe and constantly trying to live up to imagined expectations / obligations. +--- 137053601 +>>137053335 +>so what would an ACTUAL real person do in springfield. my guess is just hang around and be weirded out by the wacky cartoony shit every now and then before inevitably dying as an extra in one of homer's goofy antics. +You want to know who a normal person is in Springfield? It's Lenny. +--- 137053722 +>>137045593 (OP) +"It's just a show; I should really just relax." +--- 137054052 +>>137045593 (OP) +>taking lessons from comedy shows +You a cartoon review youtuber? +That said as a kid what I took from this episode was unironically don’t let people live in your head rent free. Like letting himself compare his life to Homer’s highlight reel, that’s proto social media shit. Grimes wasn’t wrong to feel unappreciated or slighted in life but he was wrong to take his anger out on Homer, not saying Grimes should’ve become friends with him or even apologized but goddamn dude, take the free lobster dinner and run. If there’s anyone to be angry with be angry at Burns for allowing his plant to be run the shitshow way it is. +--- 137054117 +>>137054052 +>If there’s anyone to be angry with be angry at Burns for allowing his plant to be run the shitshow way it is. +this but also with the series' whole thing with Nuclear Energy. + +>>137051577 +>>137051603 +all three of these are post-2000 they don't count. +--- 137055152 +>>137053335 +>so what would an ACTUAL real person do in springfield. my guess is just hang around and be weirded out by the wacky cartoony shit every now and then before inevitably dying as an extra in one of homer's goofy antics. + + +It's funny but I agree with you. The writers have said over and over again exactly what they meant by the episode, that they meant for Frank Grimes to be the "real and normal and real life" person JUST LIKE THEM and just like us the "audience" in the world of Springfield that's ridiculous and wacky, but Frank Grimes isn't realistic it's this overly cynical tragic take that's also obsessed with meritocracy and "hard work" and all of this shit. + +I feel like this episode actually says a lot of the mindset of the writers of The Simpsons and their view of the world at the time that it was written. I guess that everybody is going to project their own personal and individual life circumstances onto it. I agree that I would also probably be amused by and laugh at all of the weird shit but then comically and randomly die because of something that one of the "regular" cartoon cast that has Plot Armor and so cannot actually die does in the background. +--- 137055218 +>>137052407 +>Homer’s obsession over proving Flanders isn’t perfect, and we know Homer is supposed to look like pathetic man child + +This was true at first but as soon as Flanders became well Flanderized (which was honestly really early in the run of The Simpsons, before the ENTIRE FUCKING CAST became Flanderized) Flanders became about nothing but how retarded and evil Christianity and organized religion were in the minds of the writers so that message got blown right the fuck out of the water. + +And then granted much later in due course Homer Simpson because the Evil Insane Idiot God Center of the Universe, too. But something like that was already starting to happen by the Frank Grimes episodes which was intended as a meta commentary on that so who knows what the fuck, +--- 137055362 +>>137045593 (OP) +Don't be like Frank because the world is unfair to the working class man and society will not reward you for hard work, it will always seek to further exploit you. + +Frank's mistake was assuming that the American Dream was a promise set in stone when in reality it was more akin to a carrot on a stick: nobody will hand you glory and love unconditionally automatically or reward you for "doing it right" because that's just not how the world works. + +The solution is to be like Homer and exploit the system and get it to work for you, allowing you to squeeze as much as you can from it while living comfortably. Don't work yourself to the bone thinking you'll get what you deserve, because nobody will give that to you. Only you can get that by manipulating the system itself. Homer used to be like Frank, ungrateful and envious and miserable, but as time passed he became more grateful and easy going. +--- 137055531 +>"I'M NIGGER SIMPSON" +What did he mean by this? +--- 137055611 +>whole thread is nothing but people reading anything and everything they want into this episode based on fucking nothing + +Do people just project their own very personal and very particular shit of that exact moment onto fucking anything or nothing I guess? Make anything and nothing mean anything they want it to mean that day? +--- 137056162 +>>137045593 (OP) +>Mr. Burns treats Homer like shit all the time +>Is uncharacteristically nice to him in this episode +What did the writers mean by this? +--- 137056196 +>>137045593 (OP) +Don't sperg out about Homer Simpson. diff --git a/co/137045702.txt b/co/137045702.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e93b45ff7575817dc07e68461bc4e84aeaa179b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137045702.txt @@ -0,0 +1,129 @@ +----- +--- 137045702 +Rewatching Avatar for the first time in 10 years or so, and it only reconfirmed what I always knew: The Beach is the worst episode in the series by far: +>full of cringy writing and empty fanservice +>everyone is oddly exagerrated and out-of-character (this was the only episode done by this writer) +>half-assed pity-party among the villains that serves no purpose +>attempts to fabricate pathos in Mai and Ty-Lee's backstories which doesn't matter and is never brought up again +>treats Zuko being mad at himself as some kind of major revelation when anyone capable of reading between the lines could see this clear as day +>affirms that Azula is just plain evil and remorseless about it; again, something that nobody with more than two braincells needed to be told +>grinds everything to a screeching halt between two great episodes in order to do all of this + +If it weren't for the 5-minute b-plot where Aang and his party first encounter Combustion Man, I would skip this episode and recommend that others do the same. You can argue that The Great Divide is filler as well, but at least it had the excuse of being early on in the series while the writers were still looking for ways to define the characters and their world. The Beach is just a feeble, Hail Mary attempt at fleshing out characters who didn't need it at all, and it happens right in the middle of some way more interesting stuff. +--- 137045749 +>>137045702 (OP) +This is true, but it had awkward Azula so /co/ is going to crucify you. +--- 137045819 +>>137045702 (OP) +>>attempts to fabricate pathos in Mai and Ty-Lee's backstories which doesn't matter and is never brought up again +She finds a new family that's similar to her old one +--- 137046246 +the 4chan contraraians strike again +This episode is kino. +--- 137046327 +>>137045702 (OP) +>>137045819 +God I want to tentacle fuck Ty Lee so BADLY +--- 137046688 +Best pair of lines in the show: + +"Yes! We've defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!" +--- 137046702 +>>137045819 +Damn Ty-Lee has some big hips. +--- 137046994 +>>137046702 +Nice legs too, as thick as her waist +--- 137047048 +>>137046994 +and boobs +--- 137047093 +What? No. It's obviously The Great Divide. I think that's the only bad episode in the whole series +--- 137047113 +>>137047093 +This. Beach is great, any episode where it's just the villains fucking around is automatically wins in my book +--- 137047114 +>>137047093 +Agreed. That ep felt like... some edutainment type PBS show. Only fun bit was the end when the real story of the two brothers or whatever was revealed. +I also wasn't a huge fan of the crackpot inventor who lived in the air temple, but at least that one was relevant later. +--- 137047602 +>>137047093 +>>137047114 +Everybody hates on this episode, but I liked the style of the flashbacks. +--- 137047670 +>>137047602 +They were one of the few highlights, for sure. One of the biggest issues with the ep for me is why Appa couldn't just shuttle everybody over the ravine with a couple trips. +--- 137047758 +>>137045702 (OP) +It’s not that the audience learns Zuko is mad at himself, it’s that he finally admits it to himself. It’s a big turning point in the story and is probably more plot relevant than combustion man even. + +And anyways, Azula, Mai and Ty Lee are great characters and hot as hell. I would watch the show even if every episode was about their misadventures and personal traumas. +--- 137047783 +>>137047602 +The obly time it's referenced again it's by the ember island players as a joke but it does have some character growth for Aang. +I consider any episode without Zuko to be filler anyway +--- 137048526 +Girlfriends. +--- 137048552 +Kissing. +--- 137048575 +Holding hands. +--- 137048592 +Not kissing boys. +--- 137048739 +>>137046702 +>>137046994 +>>137047048 +14 +--- 137048800 +>>137048739 +Fire nation industry leaking all sorts of chemicals in the water. +--- 137049881 +>>137049637 +Suki and Ty-Lee? +--- 137051530 +>>137045702 (OP) +Is it? +--- 137051588 +>>137047093 +Tpbp +--- 137051871 +>>137051530 +Apart from Mai's sob story, no not really +--- 137052438 +>>137045702 (OP) +>treats Zuko being mad at himself as some kind of major revelation when anyone capable of reading between the lines could see this clear as day +The revelation isn't for us, it's for Zuko. This is the episode where he finally admits to himself that everything he thought he wanted wasn't actually worth it, it's an absolutely necessary step in turning against his dad and joining Aang. + +>affirms that Azula is just plain evil and remorseless about it; again, something that nobody with more than two braincells needed to be told +But this is the exact opposite of the point of Azula's speech. She's trying to pretend she doesn't care what her mom thought about her, but she obviously does. It's the driving force behind her breakdown in the finale, she desperately craves parental approval and never gets it. +--- 137052520 +>>137047093 +Actually I hate The Painted Lady more. Great Divide at least had a funny ending. +--- 137052759 +>>137045702 (OP) +Holy shit, when did the slow kids get Netflix? +--- 137054296 +I hate what this episode did to Azula. +It's character assassination. + +She's never recovered her sperg reputation. The forced May Zuko romance was extra shitty. +--- 137054437 +>>137048739 +Out of 10 +--- 137054591 +>>137054296 +>I hate what this episode did to Azula. +Her 'autistic' attitude wasnt shown on any other episode except maybe when we got back to her POV again when she was losing her mind +>The forced May Zuko romance was extra shitty. +True, but I think the writters outside this episode probably thought it was funny to pair the two grumpy characters together, thing is Zuko is way more 'gothic' than Mai and it has practically no background. +--- 137055772 +>>137054591 +Yeah +--- 137056280 +>>137048526 +>>137048552 +>>137048575 +>>137048592 + +It does my heart good to see Azula so happy with her soul mate diff --git a/co/137046452.txt b/co/137046452.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..37dcd17acb960335ffbf0b902e8122d29333c010 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137046452.txt @@ -0,0 +1,183 @@ +----- +--- 137046452 +this comic is dreadful, it reads like somebody who likes BDSM without ever even having experienced it +--- 137046484 +>>137046452 (OP) +Perfect for coomer incels them +--- 137046487 +>>137046452 (OP) +Draw your own alternative. +--- 137046502 +Hi I'm with the cbc & we're doing a story about men who have never sexually pleasured a woman +can I use your post in the arcticle? +--- 137046568 +>>137046487 +I mean, with AI you definitely could +--- 137046890 +A lot of this guys art gives me the vibe of an aging Gen Xer/early Millenial who's still on the "lesbians hot" phase of the 2000's. They think BDSM is like some sex comedy movie shit with a sexy woman in a corset and riding crop. +--- 137046913 +>>137046452 (OP) +Isn't this just a porn comic...? +--- 137046971 +>>137046452 (OP) +The "artwork" is also horrendous. +--- 137047123 +>>137046913 +No. It's a smut comic. Not the same thing. +--- 137047134 +>>137047123 +>smut +So it's for grannies. +--- 137047144 +>>137046890 +Much more preferable to the real thing, which is some of the saddest shit ever. +--- 137047170 +>>137047134 +The word smut got popular again like 10 years ago for fandom shit, especially fanfics. +--- 137047765 +>>137046452 (OP) +>>137046971 +Is that a problem? +--- 137047797 +>>137047170 +>The word smut got popular again like 10 years ago for fandom shit, especially fanfics. +What the fuck are you talking about? Smut's been in use as a tag on mangaupdates for fucking ever. +--- 137047823 +>>137047170 +>for fandom shit +It's for shit without explicit sex. If sex is going on but you don't have a clear view of the action due to tasteful framing, it's smut. +--- 137048143 +>>137047170 +It's a very feminine word. Like "himbo" and "smexy", a term that only women use. +--- 137048171 +>>137046890 +>some sex comedy movie shit with a sexy woman in a corset and riding crop +Love the guy's art but he can't write for shit. This post reminded me of his cringy old DA piece with Iron Man. +--- 137048173 +>>137046452 (OP) +What are you talking about? I think it's very good, especially in the bdsm aspect of it, it's very humanizing and nuanced. I am curious about your take, explain how it's not bdsmy. +--- 137048557 +>>137048143 +alright. how would you call it, then? +--- 137048600 +>>137046452 (OP) +It's got a bad case of sameface +--- 137049372 +>>137046452 (OP) +Your post is useless without you BDSM credentials and list of this done wrong in the comic. I'm sure you're WAY more experienced the the author and can list a ton of things. Sure. +--- 137050464 +>>137046452 (OP) +I have fapped exclusively to BDSM shit since I was like 11 but had never actually done anything with it. I had a female friend who was really into it too and she wanted to try being a Dom and asked if I’d be her Guinea pig. I of course said hell yes. But getting whipped and caned with a ball gag in your mouth really isn’t all that fun. +--- 137050813 +>>137046502 +>>137049372 +You sound genuinely offended and a little insecure. But yes, I am 100% more confident that I am way more experienced than the author. + +>>137048173 +Frankly it reads like someone who's got some fantastical idea about what BDSM and what the whole club scene. It's not a lot different to 50 Shades, just an idea of what something is and clearly not something they understand. + +Grant Morrison's never written any comics afaik about the bdsm scene, but you can tell he's a part of that crowd. Just look at The Invisibles, and you can see it's a lot more authentic. +--- 137050822 +This feels like a thread that is asking something of me, but I don't know what it is. + +I'm starting to accept that I'm so fucking massive, I can't escape you. And sometimes you help me. I dunno, what do you want? +--- 137050883 +>>137047797 +Nigga this is /co/, people here don't read manga, especially manga that would be tagged with smut. +--- 137050955 +>>137046452 (OP) +The writer knows and experienced plenty. How much do you know about BDSM beyond porn? +--- 137051007 +>>137050883 +Sir, this is a Thai shadow puppetry forum. +--- 137051013 +I thought it was more realistic than most BDSM depictions, especially with things like all the effort to prep + aftercare and stuff. +--- 137051015 +\hey op can you post some examples thanks +--- 137051029 +>>137050955 +The ip count didn't go up you know +--- 137051063 +>>137046452 (OP) + +I don't care. I just fap to it and don't bother reading past the first or second sex scene. +--- 137051166 +>>137047797 +Anon I’ve lost all sense of time, the last 15 years are a blur to me, I’m sure it’s been used before then , I’ll take your word for it. +--- 137051261 +>>137048557 +Sex comics, sexy comics, porn, comixxx, erotic comics, erotica, lewd comics, coomics, jack/jerk-off comics, Willy Wank, sexquential art, graphic novel. Anything but smut. +--- 137051341 +>>137051166 +Ah, someone attuned to the higher vibrations, how much you've suffered, eh? +And yet you're still here. Enduring through the chaos, the slog, the mundane. +You must be special. +--- 137051912 +>>137050813 +Insecure? You're shit at reading people. + +as for the author"How did you research those aspects and how much fun was it? + +SS: 10+ years of experience, and many…many…many conversations. " + +https://web.archive.org/web/20211127231937/https://www.comiccrusaders.com/interview-with-sunstone-creator-stjepan-sejic/ + +Now you. +--- 137051931 +>>137051912 +Nta, but he's write you seem very insecure +--- 137051943 +>>137051931 +>but he's write +>write +--- 137051988 +>>137046452 (OP) +This thing turns into the most dreadfully boring and trite "romance" story I've read in ages. +Really fucking tedious as fuck. +This and the New Mutants movie managed to make attractive young Lesbians a chore to experience. +--- 137052037 +>>137051912 +Whats your experience anon? +--- 137052059 +>>137051943 +Being ESL doesnt change anything +--- 137052324 +>>137046452 (OP) +i dunno, it's hot, and that's all that really matters. too much weird drama though. get to the lesbian bdsm sex, it's my fetish. thanks. +--- 137052469 +>>137050813 +actual bdsm between loving couples is a joyful, sane and consensual activity. Whatever you think it is, you're wrong +--- 137052507 +>>137051261 +>erotica +>non feminine +lol. +most of your other terms aren't terms that people actually use. And it's not porn either. +So, sexy comics is the only fitting from your list. But that's a descriptor, not a genre, so. You suck. +--- 137052617 +>>137052507 +Silence, woman. +Your term is dogshit. +--- 137053433 +>>137052037 +None. Never claimed any. +--- 137053912 +>>137052617 +>Woman +You're an idiot. It's not porn, most of the terms you used are made up and erotica is as womanly as they come. +--- 137054876 +>>137046452 (OP) +One of the best romance comics out there. +--- 137054910 +>>137050464 +Whipped is fun. I went to a couple fetish nights where I was whipped and enjoyed it. +--- 137054924 +>>137050813 +Sunstone is nothing like 50 Shade of Grey where it is depicted as abuse. +--- 137054943 +>>137054876 +Which makes it about the equal to the michael jordan of Tibet. +--- 137055002 +>>137046452 (OP) +>like somebody who likes BDSM without ever even having experienced it +a woman? diff --git a/co/137046650.txt b/co/137046650.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e3921e7853510a52f00a61977a1b0dddc3f9fdc5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137046650.txt @@ -0,0 +1,85 @@ +----- +--- 137046650 +Haha time to post Mandy! +--- 137046677 +>>137046650 (OP) +--- 137046824 +>>137046650 (OP) +Why don't you post actual Mandy? +--- 137047019 +>>137047011 +--- 137047482 +>>137046650 (OP) +The character doesn’t look like that. +--- 137047639 +Mandy did 9/11 +--- 137048094 +>>137047482 +and I don't look like a hot dragon dude yet here we are +--- 137049227 +>>137047482 +who the hell cares +--- 137049951 +>>137047469 +>bare child ass +M +O +D +S +--- 137050066 +>>137046824 +One based anon in a sea of cringe pedos and coomers. +--- 137050891 +>>137050066 +Hate to break it to you, but most of these posts are me. +--- 137050917 +>>137046650 (OP) +Mandy is for hard femdom pegging because Mandy would break you into a submissive pet and make sure you know who's boss. +--- 137051250 +I wish there was more smut of Mandy that didn't either draw her like looking like an old whore nor a damn baby +--- 137051272 +>>137049481 +sexo +--- 137051849 +Just the way I like her +--- 137052026 +There needs to be mandy possessed by billy art +--- 137052047 +>>137052026 +--- 137052614 +>>137051250 +Her body type is most similar to a baby +--- 137052680 +>>137052614 +who the hell cares about canon +I wanna see her tall and curvy +--- 137052948 +BUENOS DIAS MANDY +--- 137053530 +>>137046650 (OP) +Feel free to start posting her any time +--- 137053717 +>>137053402 +>small feet +that's no mandy +--- 137054094 +>>137051250 +damn anon you're very picky +--- 137054153 +>>137054094 +CaptainKirb made quite a few of her with outfits +--- 137054174 +>>137054153 +yeah +--- 137054244 +>>137054153 +Has he done one of this outfit yet? +--- 137054449 +>>137054244 +Nope and that was a long time ago +--- 137054545 +>>137052047 +Mob face mandy looking cute and funny +--- 137055193 +>>137054449 +Shame. diff --git a/co/137046967.txt b/co/137046967.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c75a338e75a0a3d8607a7f8837bc6a5cddcc8ba6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137046967.txt @@ -0,0 +1,117 @@ +----- +--- 137046967 +What are some latina waifus in /co/? +--- 137046985 +>>137046967 (OP) +No. +--- 137047010 +>>137046967 (OP) +Maria Santiago from casa grande +--- 137047021 +>>137047010 +El tigre +Plata Peligrosa +--- 137047038 +>>137047021 +Rio Morales from spider verse +--- 137047109 +She counts +--- 137047151 +The girl from Weebl's Moustaches video +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeSi-ODfJk [Embed] +--- 137047207 +white Latina supremacy +--- 137047222 +>>137046967 (OP) +cartoon booba? +--- 137047463 +>>137047207 +I don't think she's actually Latina, though in honor of your light skinned latina interests, i'll post one. +--- 137047629 +bump +--- 137047646 +Frankelda +--- 137047656 +>>137047207 +pretty sure she is not latina, she is a diaz for her husband, the actually latino. +--- 137047676 +>>137047181 +based +--- 137047859 +>>137047021 +--- 137047939 +>>137046967 (OP) +--- 137048259 +>>137047656 +No she has a slight accent so she’s probably a Latina +--- 137048309 +>>137046967 (OP) +Selina Kyle is half Cuban on her mother Maria's side +--- 137048329 +>>137047010 +Her niece and sister-in-law are also pretty nice too +--- 137048418 +>>137046967 (OP) +>>137047021 +>>137047207 +>>137048218 +>>137047010 +All strong choices + +>>137047939 +If you see her mom, you know this is not the case, she's a long-nose tribeswoman or a Med +--- 137048918 +>>137047038 +--- 137049518 +>>137048329 +Imagine the smell +--- 137049856 +>>137049518 +They both take good care of themselves +--- 137050141 +>>137049856 +Sure but latin food isn’t the healthiest. +--- 137050294 +>>137050141 +True, but caring too much about realism when it comes to cartoons is fucking stupid +--- 137051295 +>>137050872 +Brazilians aren't Latin +--- 137051415 +>>137051295 +they actually are, just not Hispanic +--- 137051503 +>>137051415 +>>137051295 +They are Latin American too. +--- 137052081 +>>137048119 +THE LONE ANON WITH TASTE +--- 137052754 +>>137046967 (OP) +I'm warning you all. It's not worth it. I'm latino. I grew up around women all around me. All of them divorced at least once or live miserable lives. +--- 137052796 +>>137052754 +So we're all fucked basically... +--- 137052813 +>>137052796 +I'm afraid to inform you anon but... women. +--- 137053285 +>>137052754 +So nothing different from our women then +--- 137053297 +>>137053285 +Well neither can cook or clean so yeah pretty much. +--- 137053565 +>>137052081 +Taste of mothballs and dust. +--- 137054947 +>>137046967 (OP) +You could’ve done better for op pic. proud family casts is terribly unlikeable +--- 137055571 +>>137047207 + +she isn't latina, just married to a latino. +--- 137056235 +>>137053565 +Seethe diff --git a/co/137047265.txt b/co/137047265.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..68612c278f16d53e95f726593a5339a50c6cbc31 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137047265.txt @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ +----- +--- 137047265 +ITT only the finest slampigs +--- 137047274 +yeah I'd fuck her +--- 137047275 +>>137047265 (OP) +--- 137047296 +>>137047265 (OP) +--- 137048188 +>>137047296 +Feel like Waller is either ugly or hot depending on the adaption +--- 137048274 +>>137048188 +She's only ugly when she's thin +--- 137049239 +>>137047265 (OP) +>>137047275 +--- 137049395 +ATTENTION + +JODERO IS WATCHING THIS THREAD. + +May it prosper. +--- 137049444 +>>137048188 +I feel like Waller kind of HAS to be ugly, or at least plain. The entire point of her character is that she's intimidating, in a way not a lot of women are. So she's fat, but in a sturdy way rather than a flabby way, and she's not pretty. She's not there to be pretty, she's there to fuck you up and achieve her agenda. Making her some sexpot goes against the spirit of that, I feel. + +That said, as a lover of big girls, I would not mind BBW Waller. If only there were a comic artist who knew how to draw fat women properly. Maybe Cho? +--- 137049457 +>>137047265 (OP) +this counts +dont say it doesnt +--- 137049493 +>>137049444 +>Maybe Cho? +I was just wishing that he would draw her the other day +--- 137052039 +>>137049457 +This girl is only chubby not morbidly obese +--- 137053341 +>>137049457 +That's a man +--- 137054812 +>>137047265 (OP) +--- 137054846 +>>137049444 +Trips don't lie. But I would definitely love for someone like Cho to draw her. Though, is she really a sexpot if only a small minority of people think she's hot? +--- 137054857 +>>137051793 +hes so lucky +--- 137055727 +Why do cartoons attract so maybe fatfags? +I say this as a fatfag myself who could go hard in just about all these gals and would eat Mary's ass like its my last meal. +--- 137056263 +>>137054812 +>Colourful hair +Gross +--- 137056319 +>>137055757 diff --git a/co/137047914.txt b/co/137047914.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..df43cca938b7a12290a7e34f6f8fe5139e6e1596 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137047914.txt @@ -0,0 +1,145 @@ +----- +--- 137047914 +https://rentry.org/co-big-list-of-sites + +I am working on what is essentially '/g/'s good sites' but for /co/ and I wanna know what you guys think so far. +What are some things I should add, change, get rid of etc? General thoughts and feedback would also be nice as well. + +Pic unrelated. +--- 137047959 +>>137047914 (OP) +Put the Win-O'-Threads in the Piracy section +--- 137048013 +>>137047914 (OP) +you should make a "list of 4chan lists of good sites" in case of more board-related lists in the future +--- 137048132 +>>137047959 +Done +>>137048013 +I might, but as it stands right now, there are very few boards that have their own comprehensive list of good sites. To which many of those lists can be found by just browsing said board. +For now, I'll try an keep it as /co/ related as necessary. +--- 137048207 +Never got this one +--- 137048580 +I would particularly like to expand the blog section if possible. +If any of you have a good suggestion for that, then feel free to post it. +--- 137048650 +>>137047914 (OP) +I would probably add kingofooo.tumblr.com to the "blogs" section +--- 137049039 +>>137048650 +Done +--- 137049055 +>>137047914 (OP) +I dont know if this is the rigth plase to put this but https://teddit.net is a page that let you browse reddit with no need of an acound, even nsfw and private subs. +--- 137049094 +>>137049055 +might as well use libredirect.github.io +--- 137049135 +>>137047914 (OP) +I’d unironically add a “learning how to draw” section with a list of ref books and sites that gives you insight on developing your skills +--- 137049159 +>>137049135 +A section for storytelling would also be good +--- 137049180 +>>137047914 (OP) +I think Newgrounds deserves a mention too. +And maybe more boorus like rule34 paheal and rule34.us +--- 137049544 +>>137049055 +>>137049094 +Done, it's under misc. + +>>137049135 +I'll add this soon while digging through /i/. + +>>137049159 +The biggest problem I'd have with this is the fact that story times come and go a lot. So keeping track of them over a long period of time would be very tedious for one person to do. +Although, If anyone already is keeping track on all of /co/'s storytimes and has it published somewhere, then I'll gladly add it to the list. + +>>137049180 +Done. +--- 137049706 +>>137047914 (OP) +>lets invite even more instant-gratification accustomed retards by giving them a repository of everything, what could possibly go wrong +Kindly kill yourself. All of this is shit you're supposed to pick up while lurking. + +No, elitism (or "gatekeeping" to use a vernacular you're probably more likely to understand) is NOT a bad thing. Boards goes to shit when they welcome normies instead of telling them to fuck off and lurk more. Just look what happened to /a/, after they stopped telling huemonkeys and other tertiaries to fuck off. +--- 137049879 +>>137049706 +This attitude is why /a/ is a dying board that hasn't produced anything good or notable in over a decade. +At some point, you were a newcomer that had to learn the rules. If you wanna blame anyone for low quality posts, then you should blame moderators. +--- 137049997 +>>137047914 (OP) +>https://www.metamorphose.org/ +for everything transformation related. +--- 137050018 +>>137049879 +No, /a/ is dying because they stopped telling shonenshitters to fuck off. +>learn the rules +I did that by lurking. +--- 137050083 +>>137050018 +Something tells me you didn't even look at the link that was posted. +--- 137050185 +>>137050083 +If you actually think any of the retards this is catering to is going to respect that, then you're the one that needs to lurk more. +--- 137050189 +>>137050018 +I have probably been here as long as you have if not longer and while there are 'rules' against spoonfeeding there are absolutely no 'rules' against being generally helpful especially on niche hobby boards like this. Basically you are being a huge faggot. +--- 137050205 +>>137049997 +Done, under Archives / Databases. +--- 137050275 +>>137050189 +>acknowledges spoonfeeding is bad +>makes a giant spoonfeeding list +whatisthisidonteven + +Been here since a little before Donate or Die. +--- 137050327 +>>137050275 +>Don't ever provide resources or be helpful ever!! +If we listened to your advice, then we could kiss half of /i/ and /fit/ good bye. +--- 137050494 +>>137050327 +I don't give a shit about those boards. I'm only using /a/ as a recent example of why normie catering is bad. +--- 137050759 +>>137050494 +Yet, the two boards I just listed have always does this """normie catering""" and have been better for it. Which is my point to say that your thought process leads to stagnation and a dying community. +--- 137050837 +>>137050494 +Normalfags don't pirate comics and cool secret club guys like us don't just magically know about every site to do so. This is just OP being helpful for once. Stop being a retarded nigger. +Also /a/ fell apart when the moeshitters completely took over and the medium started pandering almost exclusively to sad waifufags who want to self-insert. +--- 137051001 +>>137050759 +I'm not going to keep bothering to reply, because you seem to be one of the misguided idiots that bought the "/co/ is love" nonsense, and you'll try to make this a thing no matter what I say. Hell, you're even making it seem like the mega thread is a constant general, even though the recent threadspam is done by an entitled autist that just wants rips of a toddler show and he gets called out for it every thread. + +Don't come whining when the catalog is full of even more shit than it already is now. +--- 137052006 +>>137049949 +this made me chuck. +--- 137052253 +>>137051001 +>one more Owl House, MCU or cheesecake thread may get replaced by something people can get some actual use out of +Good. Anyway keep up the good work OP. +--- 137053865 +/a/ spergs be gone +--- 137054130 +>>137049706 +I never got this mentality for 4chan. It's an anonymous imageboard that literally anyone with internet access can post on. It's also the biggest site of its kind. It hasn't been some hidden niche community for well over a decade by now. If you want a gatekept community there are much better places for you. +--- 137054319 +>>137047914 (OP) +For a "contentious" booru there is atfbooru +--- 137054802 +>>137054319 +That is a good suggestion. Considering the amount of loli/shotafags on /co/ it should probably go on there. +--- 137055182 +>>137054319 +Done. +--- 137055524 +The unofficial sonic comics storytime has been chugging along for over a year at this point, and the database is one of the most complete of it's type (at least for the niche). +https://the-ride.neocities.org +--- 137055940 +>>137055524 +Done. I also included neocities as a whole under misc since there are a lot of cartoon fansites and communities on there. diff --git a/co/137047940.txt b/co/137047940.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a18f81dbfc882b85c321cfd2bafac4a546ac119e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137047940.txt @@ -0,0 +1,182 @@ +----- +--- 137047940 +What are you gonna watch on mother's day? +--- 137047951 +>>137047940 (OP) +My mom. +--- 137048247 +>>137047940 (OP) +who’s the brown girl +--- 137048283 +>>137048247 +the mom from Encanto +--- 137048300 +>>137047951 +wrong pic faggot +--- 137048416 +>>137047940 (OP) +Lesbian milf porn +--- 137048911 +>>137048823 +Good but not better. Most western lolis are trash ugly. +--- 137049098 +>>137048300 +Hey hey hey don't be bringing reality ino this thread. +My fantasy mom is a volutuous redhead. +--- 137049118 +>>137049098 +>volutuous +voluptuous +sorry im 6 beers deep +--- 137049173 +>>137048823 +Why am I repulsed by this? +I don't have that much in the way of limits but gay incest skeeves me the fuck out. +--- 137049241 +>>137048823 +Its the worst, below scat. +--- 137049290 +Truthful opinion on oyakodon? +--- 137049314 +>>137049290 +the only japanese food i've eaten is sushi +--- 137049358 +>>137049268 +How the hell is she even breathing? +--- 137049367 +>>137049290 +At the end of the day it's soup and it's hard to fuck up. +--- 137049368 +Mother/daughter scatplay... +--- 137049435 +>>137048823 +>>137049348 +Based taste +--- 137049446 +>>137049173 +Because mothers and daughters are natural enemies. +--- 137049468 +>>137049358 +Just barely +--- 137049516 +>>137048911 +>Most western lolis are trash ugly. +>implying Hilda is ugly +Shit taste +--- 137049536 +>>137049516 +Fuck off, we've all seen that movie poster. Bitch got no feet. +--- 137049550 +breaking bad thats a fire show my family watchs ine season per yea and watched better call sual +--- 137049592 +>>137047940 (OP) +>>137047951 +>>137048095 +>>137048300 +>>137048911 +>>137049268 +>>137049348 +your not all allowed post weird shit your creep okay folow the rules this a safe for work board only respect or ban +--- 137049698 +remember follow 4chan rules +--- 137049824 +Why is mother daughter lesbian porn so hot? +--- 137049882 +>>137049268 +MODDDDDSSSSSS +--- 137050072 +>>137049824 +Same reason why mom son incest is so hot +--- 137050103 +>>137050072 +But mother and daughter is specifically hot +--- 137050369 +>>137050103 +Lesbian moms are hot? +--- 137050375 +>>137050369 +Yeah +--- 137050385 +>>137050369 +Not only that but lesbian daughters as well, the combination and power dynamic makes it all the more better +--- 137050423 +>>137050385 +Especially if they have to keep their relationship a secret +--- 137050696 +Bump +--- 137050728 +>>137050072 +You sound like a faggot. +--- 137051139 +>>137050385 +Have to disagree. +Lesbian daughters are only really hot when they force their moms to sub for them. But then they are HAWT. +On the measure I'd say +Lesbian moms are hotter. Hottest when they use their daughters to shop for young pussy. +Bi daughters are hotter. Hottest when they get their mom on the action with their boyfriend. +Bi moms are almost always hotter than their lesbian daughters. Whether that's teaching, indulging the daughter among a smorgasbord of other lovers, introducing a corrective dick, getting ate out of second hand semen, or going to the mat for their daughter sucking every dick they'd need to succeedi n life. +--- 137052086 +>>137047940 (OP) +Who? +The milf from Turning Red and who else? +--- 137052134 +>>137052086 +The mom from Enchanto +--- 137052152 +>>137049348 +I really like the psychological abuse angle on this one. +--- 137052165 +>>137052152 +Seems like she’s into it +--- 137052196 +>>137049824 +Maximum taboo plus four tits. +--- 137052221 +>>137052196 +It’s the best taboo +--- 137052223 +>>137052165 +That's the best part. She hates it, but she loves it. +--- 137052273 +>>137052223 +Can’t deny she loves it +--- 137052742 +Bump +--- 137052782 +>>137047940 (OP) +I do every year. +Makes me cry every time. +Yes, I know it's a coomer thread, but I don't care. +--- 137052803 +>>137052782 +Not everyone respects sincerity, but I salute you, anon. +--- 137053313 +>>137050728 +Obsessed +--- 137053388 +>>137052782 +I appreciate you trying to make this thread not shit +--- 137053467 +>>137047940 (OP) + +This makes Jin and Agustín cucks.....Felixbros win +--- 137053515 +>>137053467 +What if they like to watch? +--- 137054925 +Sex +--- 137055919 +>deleting an image with a but of kissing + +Florida is leaking. +--- 137056214 +>>137053388 +Then he should have posted anything but Rugrats +--- 137056234 +>>137048823 +>>137049348 +Something about this just feels so right. +Fuck yeah. +--- 137056373 +>>137048823 +Also the Anne drawing is great. diff --git a/co/137048172.txt b/co/137048172.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..36404569689d46c27cf382392aeb223e18311916 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137048172.txt @@ -0,0 +1,71 @@ +----- +--- 137048172 +Hickman doesn't want to keep doing capeshit +He just sucks at marketing and managing his original stuff to release at a regular basis or even finish so he comes back to it +If it was up to him he'd move on like BKV, Remender, Brubaker, Tynion, Snyder, etc +Prove me wrong +--- 137048233 +>>137048172 (OP) +Probably, you can feel the contempt writers have for capeshit a lot of times. It's fascinating +--- 137048293 +>>137048172 (OP) +He actually like doing capeshit that's why he keeps coming back. +--- 137049251 +>>137048233 +Most of that is from Ennis +--- 137050579 +>If it was up to him he'd move on like BKV, Remender, Brubaker, Tynion, Snyder, etc +Realistically speaking, who's next? +I know Jason Aaron didn't renew his Marvel contract +--- 137050756 +>>137050579 +Gillen when the Krakoa era ends or gets put on the backburner. +--- 137050912 +>>137050756 +Gillian already had a big break from cape comics were he mostly did indies and star wars and their is the rumur he going to do Uncanny X-men at the end of the year. +--- 137051823 +Honestly, I'm surprised Hickman hasn't written for WRPG yet +--- 137053479 +>>137050579 +Kelly Thompson +--- 137054163 +>>137053479 +Nah, she's hinted she's going over to DC. If you want to talk female creators, it'd probably be Simone since I haven't heard of anything she's working on. +--- 137054506 +>>137054163 +>Check Simone's League of Comic Geeks page +>Only thing upcoming is Captain America #750 +Huh, always thought she was an odd exception to people who didn't go the creator-owned original route at some point aside from Clean Room (which bombed at Issue 18) at Vertigo +--- 137054631 +>>137054163 +She became a twitter wine aunt at some point +--- 137054827 +>>137048293 +This, he love capeshit, however he HATES editorial having a say in stories. +--- 137054854 +>>137048293 +>>137054827 +Why doesn't he do his own capeshit? +Why is none of the original stuff he does is capeshit? +--- 137054916 +>>137054631 +Twitter wine aunt doesn't exactly pay the bills. +--- 137055011 +>>137054827 +He should collab with Morrison then since Morrison is such a big influence for him. +--- 137055070 +>>137054854 +I think he like the continuity of big two comics. + >>137055011 +Now that would be fucking awesome. Hickman like collaboration. +--- 137055114 +>>137054827 +Does he? He rewrote the xmen in such a way that they barely resemble what they used to be. +--- 137055151 +>>137055114 +He, like many X-men fans have disliked what editorial did since the Decimation. His mantra is always be additive, that is what Krakoa is all about. And compare X-men to Spider-Man in Dark Web, X-men build up Maddie, SM broke Ben +--- 137055184 +Anything ever come of Three Worlds, Three Moons? +--- 137055368 +>>137055184 +It has 20k subscribers and updated last month diff --git a/co/137048276.txt b/co/137048276.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..651d29074c8fb5d5a3e65b1a537fc4ce353f0f56 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137048276.txt @@ -0,0 +1,85 @@ +----- +--- 137048276 +Child of the dark AI animation and music. +https://youtu.be/TSQPifGz38E [Embed] +--- 137048310 +>>137048276 (OP) +kill yourself +--- 137049158 +>>137048276 (OP) +seriously, kill yourself +--- 137050446 +Netflix tier +--- 137050470 +>>137048276 (OP) +Is this the new pajeet soiface? +--- 137050499 +>>137050470 +Wait a minute +>52 views +This really is just an AIjeet shill thread +--- 137051326 +>>137048276 (OP) +I'm not watching it, but can a kind stranger tell me what the plot is, and if it was also created by ai or if the dudes wrote it then had the ais produce it +--- 137051498 +>>137048276 (OP) +Lol +--- 137051528 +>>137048310 +>>137050499 +>>137049158 +Faggot failed artist crying +--- 137052483 +>>137051326 +Its 1 minute long and its shit. +--- 137052588 +>>137048276 (OP) +Corridor Crew actively nuked any cred they had with this kind of shit. +And judging by the numbers on this vid it's safe to assume no-one gives a flying fuck about AI animation. +--- 137053837 +>>137052483 +I'm still not watching it lmao +--- 137053906 +>>137051528 +That's great and all but I'm not going to watch your video. Thank you. +--- 137054067 +People hating on AI will never not be bizarre to me. +Here we have a computer algorithm that is able to dream and find the essence of visual concepts and that doesn't activate your sense of wonder? How can you be so dead inside? +--- 137054220 +>>137054067 +Please do something with your life +You are not wanted anywhere here +You will gain perspective and abandon your shitty opinions if you just give yourself time friend +Turn off the computer, and don't turn it back unless unless it's work +Leave, and come back better +--- 137054259 +>>137054067 +It's a glorified collage script that uses millions of images and keywords associated with them, nothing wonderous about it. Even worse when it's pushed by failed NFT retards as the new big thing when everything it shits out looks like garbage. It's the worst part of mindless consumerism, looking to automate the entire process of creative endeavors. If you want to talk about being dead inside, the people pushing this shit are about as soulless as the alogirthims that they try to hawk. The consoomer meme made manifest. +--- 137054440 +>>137048276 (OP) +It's shit +--- 137054525 +>>137054067 +I like this post because it is so obviously insincere. I will waste some of my time just for you, like you wanted. + +What you are describing is not what is happening. AI art is produced by churning actual work by human beings or actual imagery into paste. If anything as >>137054259 rightly points out it's more or less a lead-up to peak soulless consumerism, an easy and less costly way for large monied interests to pump out "content" without the need of pesky human beings to compensate. As a tool, AI "art" will be and is predominantly used to squeeze out human efforts and production- to take away the value of human input into creative processes- or else, it is used by individuals who did not spend the time or effort to actually produce work. AI "proponents" salivating and fantasizing about getting rid of artists as a profession and generally of destroying that sort of profession doesn't say everything about the concept but it does say a lot. + +Everything about it is very reductive- reducing human value, reducing the need for human work, reducing the volume of human work needed in mass media, reducing actual ideas and concepts into values which can then be crunched and processed to produce vagaries. There's really nothing wonderous about it, but, well you got my (you) and my time, so there's that. +--- 137055370 +>>137051528 +PAJEET! MUH SON!!! +--- 137055464 +>>137054067 +People hating on shitting on streets will never not be bizarre to me. +Here we have a designated street that is able to be shat on and take the essence of my bowls and that doesn't activate your sense of needful? How can you be so dead inside? +--- 137055587 +>>137055464 +>Faggots come to 4Chan to shill AIshit, sometimes with suspiciously bad English grammar +>Anons immediately start calling them PAJEETS +God I hope this continues and turns into a full blown meme +Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbnK62Zizc&pp=ygUKbWMgcHVuamFiaQ%3D%3D [Embed] +--- 137055910 +>>137054067 +Because as this anon put it >>137054259 it’s just a collage script that uses all sorts of pre existing images, that are many times outright stolen, which guess what fag? A court has recently ruled is illegal but AIfags being the brainless techbros that they are could give two shits about the law let alone artistic integrity. That’s the thing about AI, it can only create an image based on something that already exists. That Corridor Crew rock paper bullshit video they did only looked that way because they took images from the anime Vampire Hunter D, and I don’t even know if they got permission from the company who owns that anime. +There’s nothing original about AI. Taking images and repurposing them into a new image has existed before, it’s called collage. What Corridor Crew did where they filmed themselves and placed an AI effect over the footage isn’t original either, it’s a form of animation that has existed since the fucking 30s, it’s called rotoscope, and guess what? Very few productions use it because it looks like shit. +If you think we or the artists are being too mean we’ll let me tell you that the fags who promote this garbage are some of the most insecure and insufferable people on Earth. You have techbros and tech journos whining, bitching and moaning because they can’t draw and this “tool” allows them to. They accuse artists, many of whom don’t make that much money, of gatekeeping art. Which is something that should be laughed at. These techbros make a lot of money and can afford classes, OR they can teach themselves for FREE using videos or books found online. But that’s too hard for these rich Sillicon Valley cunts. That’s another thing, most of the people promoting this are techbros, many of whom suspiciously also shilled for NFTS and Crypto back in the day, in other words it’s a bunch of scam artists who trying to jump into this fad and make as much money as possible. Fuck them, and fuck you diff --git a/co/137048393.txt b/co/137048393.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..72e4abdb96238aa96e3d403846cb41bf6b47587e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137048393.txt @@ -0,0 +1,99 @@ +----- +--- 137048393 +Hailey's On It? On what? the road to hell? +--- 137048435 +My cock +--- 137048451 +>>137048435 +You like to fuck monkeys? +--- 137048453 +this show is gonna suck ass and you people need to stop shilling it before its even out +--- 137048491 +>>137048451 +I sincerely doubt she’s apart of the alt right movement +--- 137048608 +>>137048453 +Anon, you don't get it. She is brown (the good kind), with freckles, glasses, and possible buck teeth with a gap in the middle. +I dont give a fuck about the show. Just give me the 34. +--- 137048671 +>>137048608 +so its people like you that are the reason why we no longer get fun cartoons with interesting plots or action or comedy +just boring 'cute' brown girls doing nothing +--- 137048680 +>>137048671 +Based +--- 137048728 +>>137048453 +Trailer looks good. +Why do you say that? +--- 137048782 +>>137048671 +Yes, and? +--- 137048850 +>>137048393 (OP) +MDMA +--- 137049061 +>>137048393 (OP) +rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape +--- 137049178 +>>137048453 +>stop being positive about an upcoming cartoon you know nothing about +>you can only be negative about an upcoming cartoon you know nothing about right gaymers? +--- 137050279 +>>137048671 +People like me? +What the fuck did I do? I'm not watching these shows, I'm just looking at the smut. +--- 137050312 +>>137048393 (OP) +Yes +>>137049178 +Cartoons don't suddenly appear out of the abyss, industry works are very predictable if you follow the field +--- 137051143 +>>137048728 +>Stupid CinemaSins music at the beginning +>"Strong Female character" stereotype is the one that gives the main character her goal +--- 137051942 +>>137050312 +>IM THE AUTHORITY ON CARTOONS BECAUSE I AM AUTISTICLY ENGAGING WITH THE FANBASE +--- 137052988 +>>137051942 +Yes +--- 137053038 +>>137052988 +No cartoon of your own, no expertise +--- 137053263 +>>137053038 +False +--- 137053275 +>>137053263 +True +--- 137054152 +>>137048451 +Doubt he's talking about you anon +--- 137054353 +Western animation is dead +--- 137054413 +>>137054353 +Why? +--- 137055465 +>>137048393 (OP) +>>137049178 +It annoys me that the chip on her tooth is a little black triangle instead of an actual gap +--- 137055487 +>>137049061 +tender consensual lovemaking tender consensual lovemaking tender consensual lovemaking tender consensual lovemaking tender consensual lovemaking tender consensual lovemaking +--- 137055488 +>>137048393 (OP) +>>137049178 +Why is she so perfect Bros?? +--- 137055684 +>>137055465 +I mean, stylized teeth are a thing to avoid Animator crunch +--- 137055769 +>>137055684 +You can do stylized teeth while doing every individual tooth. +--- 137055900 +>>137051942 +>Overblown reaction to common sense +>>137053038 +Nobody cares about the people who make current cartoons and the number of people who have is a real short list, keep telling people not to discuss the shows then diff --git a/co/137048791.txt b/co/137048791.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..13fa81ca15988b4bea6bdfdf1c5367e608d9b120 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137048791.txt @@ -0,0 +1,354 @@ +----- +--- 137048791 +What are they trying to hide? +--- 137048820 +Their cunnies. +--- 137048836 +>>137048791 (OP) +the massive amount of porn being made of their series +--- 137048860 +>>137048836 +I hope R34 artists make a ton of porn specifically to spite these retards. Why would they ever think posting this was a good idea? +--- 137048873 +let it cool down a little. +Trying to directly continue a bump limit thread rarely works. + +Also gives people some time to draw porn +--- 137048877 +>>137048860 +Because this is clever bait +--- 137048931 +>>137048820 +The right girl is doing a classic but what does the left girl's sign mean? I've never seen it before. +--- 137048955 +>>137048820 +--- 137049049 +>>137048836 +> real people are getting offended that their fictional appearance is being degraded +the only correct reply is "welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay" +--- 137049078 +>>137048791 (OP) +https://files.catbox.moe/vya5tb.png +--- 137049120 +Anon, you HAVE finished your drawing by now, right? +--- 137049131 +>>137049078 +Fucking nice +--- 137049145 +>>137048931 +the shocker +--- 137049150 +>>137049078 +wew +--- 137049184 +>>137049078 +god bless cunnychads +--- 137049191 +>>137049078 +SEX!!! NOW!!! +--- 137049193 +>>137049078 +Sauce? +--- 137049247 +>>137049145 +Thanks mate. +--- 137049279 +>>137049120 +good news and bad news. bad news, not finished yet. good news, it's turned into two drawings +--- 137049284 +>>137049078 +>repost +LAME +--- 137049499 +>>137048955 +Kek +--- 137049515 +>>137049078 +>pedoshit +ugh +--- 137049525 +>>137048791 (OP) +--- 137049546 +>>137048791 (OP) +rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape +--- 137049596 +>>137049546 +Well said. +--- 137049655 +>>137048791 (OP) +--- 137049680 +>>137048791 (OP) +this thread +--- 137049687 +>>137048931 +>>137049145 +Two in the pink, one in the stink +--- 137049703 +>>137048791 (OP) +--- 137049707 +>>137049120 +I don't give enough of a fuck to give the faggot shills what they want. +--- 137049793 +repoastin from last thread +--- 137049889 +>>137049793 +SEXOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 137049907 +>>137049793 +ENF truly best fetish +--- 137049947 +>>137049793 +Neat, now put it in the frame. +--- 137049948 +>>137048791 (OP) +>>137048836 +There is going to be so much porn. +--- 137050130 +>>137049947 +--- 137050190 +>>137048836 +DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT THE BARBRA STREISAND IS?! +--- 137050238 +>>137048860 +>>137049049 +>>137050190 +Its on purpose btw +--- 137050307 +>>137050238 +Oh yeah. I had my doubts but they absolutely want porn content of them +Not that I mind though +--- 137050368 +>>137048791 (OP) +--- 137050376 +>>137050307 +--- 137050466 +>>137050307 +Maria is my favourite. Also is this a bong cartoon? It certainly looks European +--- 137050594 +>>137048836 +If they didn't want porn, they shouldn't have made the book centred around 2 cute and funny girls. In school uniforms. +--- 137050626 +>>137048836 +I am in firm believe that anyone who makes porn of this out of pure spite for this post will see the wrath of God. Good on them for calling out internet degenerates for the filth they really are. +--- 137050680 +>>137048791 (OP) +it never ends +--- 137050794 +>>137050376 +>>137050466 +Oh please don't tell me they have high British accents, my penis can only get so hard +--- 137050826 +what is this? Animated movie? +not sure I'll watch it but I need to stay updated for the pron +--- 137050860 +>>137048836 +>No please! Don't draw them in an anal full nelson, while they're still in their skirts! That would be the worst! And definitely no braid-pulling deep throat art! +--- 137050873 +>>137050794 +>high British accents +How many layers of ESL are you to concoct such phrasing? +--- 137051012 +Need a smug skirt lift. +--- 137051040 +>>137050680 +cool. +--- 137051125 +>>137051052 +>mangamaster + +based. Honestly, they're way too good, wouldn't surprise me if they were someone in the industry +--- 137051176 +>>137048791 (OP) +How long is this expected to be? I've seen as many 5 minute shorts as there are 30 minutes +--- 137051334 +>>137050680 +https://youtu.be/Blr9yG1KihM?t=169 [Embed] +--- 137051353 +>>137051176 +Recon is going to be very short since any longer short would be well know by /co/ already +--- 137051398 +>>137049793 +Aren't they underaged? +--- 137051409 +So, by the leaks from the last thread, the girls are all supposed to be in the 10-12 range? +I find odd for that alpha bitch girl, she clearly has a personality more well suited for a 14-17 year old. +--- 137051425 +>>137048836 +This is a challenge. They are challenging us +--- 137051431 +>>137051398 +--- 137051446 +>>137048791 (OP) +GRRR, damn brats, ruining a piece of art +CORRECTION IS NEEDED +--- 137051522 +>>137051398 +The characters are based on what's supposed to be a real story about the mother (and a friend of hers) of one of the people in the production when they were kids. +--- 137051531 +>>137050238 +>They get porn of the little girls they created +>We get cute girls with flat chests and cunny +They should do this more, it's a win win and it's fun! +--- 137051553 +>>137048791 (OP) +Titanfall 3 news +--- 137051602 +>>137050794 +I hear (imagine) Bella Ramsey (Hilda's voice actor) or Honor Kneafsey (Robyn from Wolfwalkers voice actor) as one of the girls +--- 137051614 +>>137051602 +extremely based taste +--- 137051639 +>>137048791 (OP) +There is absolutely no advantage to being male in the developed world in this day and age. By making shows like this with female protagonists, they are mocking us for not being women +--- 137051667 +>>137050368 +Did you get unbanned from twitter yet for calling copelord a fag? +--- 137051690 +>>137048836 +Where is my double-team lolidom reverse-rape action +--- 137051692 +>>137051614 +Pedo +--- 137051714 +>>137051690 +As in one steps on you with your penis being strangled? +--- 137051764 +>>137051398 +Are they?! +Oh shit boys, it's over. Time to shut down the thread and go pray. +--- 137051776 +>>137049284 +>doesn't draw +>complains when the same pic someone drew gets posted +--- 137051791 +>>137049793 +>not using other paintings to hide their nudity +--- 137051801 +>>137051776 +i guess i should just concede i'm too lazy to learn how to draw +--- 137051879 +>>137051614 +And also I hear and imagine Della Saba (Aquamarine from Steven Universe and Gloria from Pokemon Masters EX) as the other girl or one of they're friends +--- 137051996 +>>137051801 +As long as you admit it +--- 137052046 +>>137051714 +This guy gets it +--- 137052098 +>>137049793 +>the one on the left has bigger tits +I accept the headcanon +--- 137052739 +I want to wank behind them and then get caught (by them) +--- 137053068 +>>137033312 → +>Roman Catholic Gallery +What kind of museum categorizes their art like that? Do they have a Protestant Gallery too? +--- 137053358 +>>137052739 +as punishment, they milk you dry in front of their whole class +--- 137053371 +>>137053358 +Oh no how horrible haha... +--- 137054004 +>>137053358 +noooooo don't touch my cock noooooooooooooooooooooooo +--- 137054030 +What's saving face +--- 137054708 +>>137050680 +I was expecting someone to do this, nice work +--- 137054896 +>>137048836 +>>137049120 +i've finished the first one of at least two +https://files.catbox.moe/59a5kv.png +--- 137054958 +>>137054896 +>Saturn Devouring His Son as a basedjak +How is this the first time I’m seeing this, that’s my new favorite jak +--- 137054967 +>>137054896 +niceee +--- 137055027 +>>137048791 (OP) +>>137048820 +So said how the left one died. Gundams are a menace. +--- 137055126 +>>137054958 +oh yeah, i can't even remember what website i stole that from but i certainly can't take credit for it. the other painting, though, those edits are all mine +--- 137055185 +>>137054896 +>Anon actually delievered. +Well well well, color me pleasantly surprised. Into the bank it goes +--- 137055365 +>>137054896 +Hey, nice pun. +Someone's putting all this on paheal, right? +--- 137055451 +>>137055365 +anyone can post my stuff to paheal or any other site they want. i don't do it myself because i don't like doing self-promotion. if i get noticed, i want it to be organic, not because i'm posting it everywhere myself (though there's nothing wrong with doing that, it's just not my style). i've got my baraag and that's it +--- 137055485 +>>137055451 +what's your baraag so i can take a stroke at it? +--- 137055494 +>>137055485 +mukutenshi +--- 137055501 +>>137055451 +How the fuck are you going to get noticed if you don't share your stuff? +At least you allow reposts, I fucking despise smut artists that only post in one account and don't let others archive on boorus. +--- 137055561 +>>137055501 +i don't really care whether or not i get noticed, and considering that it's a wise move for me to keep the porn-artist part of my life very very far away from every other aspect of my life, it's probably for the best that i don't get popular +--- 137055675 +>>137054896 +Kino. This film seems built for yuri art +--- 137055765 +>>137051522 +Ok, time to settle this silly debate once for all. + +First of all, they are cartoons, not real people. No one is getting hurt by some CalArt cartoon character drawn on a paper or on a tablet. Second, just because some producer says some cartoon character is based on X doesn't hold any water in terms of reality. For all we know, they could be making it all up. I know for a fact it's almost never true because the creators always add extra fictional elements to their characters. For example, Goku was based on Son Wukong from Journey To The West, Ed, Edd n Eddy was based on the creator's on personality, & George Liquor was based on John K'd dad. What do all these cartoon character have in common? Nothing, except that they are works of fiction. You do understand what fiction is, right? It means something that is not real. + +So chill. They're just cartoons. +--- 137055814 +>>137051522 +>The characters are based +No they're not +--- 137055892 +>>137051667 + +https://twitter.com/PregnantAnFrank/status/1654332827549220864 +--- 137056007 +>>137048791 (OP) +meme worthy +--- 137056031 +>>137056007 +Ooh, someone do it with Tiananmen Square but make both of the girls the Chinese one +--- 137056132 +>>137056007 +hue +--- 137056216 +>>137048791 (OP) +--- 137056254 +>>137049193 +Previous Saving Face thread. +--- 137056350 +>>137056007 +>>137056216 +The makers of the short would probably hate this more than the porn. +--- 137056401 +>>137048791 (OP) +The hidden replies to this tweet >>137048836 +--- 137056449 +>>137056350 +>Turning those girls into neo nazis +It would be funnier if the creators actually sperg out about that in public +--- 137056492 +>>137056449 +I'm gonna nip this in the bud and say no, let's stick to the porn instead of injecting Nazi shit into it +--- 137056581 +>>137056492 +I have to agree. Cunny unites, /pol/shit can only divide. diff --git a/co/137048934.txt b/co/137048934.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f3c91bdec181ad6ed6c208801b74578cc0e2b535 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137048934.txt @@ -0,0 +1,132 @@ +----- +--- 137048934 +>Create a reboot that adds more diversity to the cast than previous incarnations +>To the point where the character's race, genders and sexuality get changed +>Reboot becomes popular and loved +>No one minds the diversity and embraces it +>Some even refer the changes in race, genders and sexuality +>Diversity gets a big W +>Proceed to fuck it all up in the last two seasons +>Reboot becomes so hated no one talks about the franchise anymore +>Projects canceled and everything goers silent +>Any future incarnations will reverse any diversity made to distance itself from the failure +>Assuming it even gets any future incarnations in the first place +>All that effort for diversity down the drain +Very ironic isn't it? +Voltron failed in more ways then one but i think this aspect doesn't get enough attention. +--- 137048976 +>this aspect doesn't get enough attention. + +what do you want, for people to constantly bring it up? + +What is ENOUGH attention? + +Anon, it's just a show, there's a world outside the computer. +--- 137049042 +>>137048934 (OP) +this was during the time when the culture wars were just getting started and "diversity" wasn't a huge circle jerk yet +--- 137049126 +>>137048976 +I just think it's funny to shit on Voltron... +--- 137049160 +>>137049042 +The show came out in 2016. +--- 137049185 +>>137048934 (OP) +I liked it. +--- 137049212 +>>137049126 + +It's 2023, anon. You need to seek help, please. +--- 137049278 +>>137049126 + +so you wanna keep discussing a beaten to death discussion about how this show that was trying to be diverse failed so you can laugh at it alone? + +Huh. +--- 137049528 +>>137049126 +But why? +--- 137049628 +>>137049042 +It always was. +--- 137049638 +>>137048934 (OP) +It’s a franchise, both in design and in show +Despite being made by dreamworks, a reactionary Studio to Disney that makes franchises based on getting attention through cheaply paying lip service to virtues like diversities or gays, it feels like Voltron just seldom practices it’s commitment to friendship and family despite their whole dynamic depending on it. +Seeing the show and the whole “we are a family” motif being thrown around is like hearing an Amazon warehouse manager call their staff “family” +--- 137049786 +>>137049126 +It's funny to shit on Voltron anon, you just got Voltron faggots buttmad. +--- 137049927 +>>137049212 +I just really got nothing better to do than to laugh at fuck ups from the past. +>>137049528 +Why not? +--- 137050230 +>>137049927 + +Yeah this is not healthy, like at all. +--- 137050266 +>>137049126 +Don't worry Anon, it IS funny. I'll never get sick of clowning on Steven Universe either +--- 137050413 +I still can't get over how every one calls the original Voltron lame, but I kinda like it. The only problem is too many cast members. +--- 137050595 +>>137050413 +>original Voltron lame +I never understood that myself. Even the people behind LD said there wasn't much to take from. +--- 137051149 +>>137048934 (OP) + +I only know is that this show made Veridis Joe come out as bi +--- 137051844 +>>137048934 (OP) +Maybe its cause i watched it all at once but i dont think it was that bad. +--- 137053540 +>>137048934 (OP) +Everyone in Golion except the princess was a Jap anyway, making them multi-ethnic is no different from gong from Super Sentai to Power Rangers +--- 137053573 +>>137048934 (OP) +More like there are no black people (and the few dark skinned characters are anime enough for anons to argue they're not) so the show gets a pass. +--- 137053939 +Sexo with allura. +--- 137055017 +>>137053939 +She is hot. +--- 137055128 +>>137048934 (OP) +They do that shit on purpose. Saves them from having to cancel a popular show outright because [racist exec] doesn't like how things are going. +--- 137055194 +>>137048934 (OP) +Just make one last epilogue special that undoes the things fans hated about the ending, then move on. + +Don't forget to add a five minute scene where Pidge gets headpats and kisses and takes her socks off, and is teased about her boyish appearance and called a good boy. +--- 137055216 +>>137048934 (OP) +>>Proceed to fuck it all up in the last two seasons +It was shit from the start and abundantly clear the faggot writers cared more about their faux anime bullshit than forming the fucking robot. +--- 137055266 +>>137055216 +No one gives a shit about just the robot you sperg +--- 137055296 +>>137055266 +>revive a robot show +>But don't care about the robot +And you wonder why your gay little show about boys kissing didn't work +--- 137055322 +>>137048934 (OP) +>Ironic +No, that's not what irony means. +They fucked up because they were told on day one that they'd have 78 episodes and they didn't bother making a plan, because they figured they could "wing it" and come up with something good. And they failed. +They also made a mess of the relationships because after Avatar they were afraid of shippers, so they had no romance in the show until the very end, and it turns out that a 78-episode show starring a bunch of teenagers that don't experience love (or even attraction) except for the very end (with Allura dropping dead right after kissing Lance for the first time) is a shitty way to spend 78 episodes. +--- 137055407 +>>137048934 (OP) +>Proceed to fuck it all up in the last two seasons +What happened? +--- 137055436 +>>137048934 (OP) +As much as youtube comments and shill articles would have you believe, pic related is in a similar boat +--- 137055933 +>>137055407 +Turns out making shit up as you go along, killing off or derailing your antagonists, using progressively less super robot in your super robot show, and letting plot threads meander and die with no real resolution is a bad idea. diff --git a/co/137049327.txt b/co/137049327.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..280db54738c83b0fd60f02444c2a2692fe340e1b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049327.txt @@ -0,0 +1,220 @@ +----- +--- 137049551 +That's the end. Thanks for reading and remember to support the title and your local comic store! +--- 137049591 +>>137049459 +I didn't see tnat coming. +--- 137049721 +>>137049551 +Well, I liked it, thanks OP, you're "the man" as the kids say. +--- 137049742 +>>137049551 +>check out JSA #6 +JSA #4 got delayed again. +--- 137049972 +>>137049551 +Still one character missing... +--- 137050051 +>>137049541 +>they ALL go to present day +Oh boy. +--- 137050116 +Thanks. I'll be interested to see if any of these characters get mentioned after Johns is done. +--- 137050193 +>>137050051 +Not Wing, he had to go back to die. +--- 137050345 +>>137049541 +That panel undoes young all stars abit. + +Didnt the dynamite sidekick died? +--- 137050399 +>>137050193 +Who? +--- 137050439 +>>137049527 +So much jailbait. +--- 137050564 +>>137049541 +>what should we do with this giant egg? +Make a giant celebration omelette duh. +--- 137050619 +>>137049337 +>Jack Knight +I'm always happy to see him again but I'm not so sure I want him involved in the current state of affairs at DC +--- 137050632 +>>137050619 +It's just a flashback. +--- 137050711 +>>137050632 +Yeah, to the JSA/Metron/Extant/Dove storyline. + +Still, this is the only way I would prefer to see him if Robinson's not around +--- 137050733 +>>137049551 +man I respect you for this, but there's literally free phone scanner apps for your phone these days. +--- 137050741 +>>137049327 (OP) +Damn, was this any good? Todd Nauck and Johns together sounds like a recipe for Kino. +--- 137050763 +>>137050733 +>phone scanner apps +Soulless +>shitty photos +SOUL +--- 137050805 +>>137049551 +Still think its retarded calling their book Young Justice Society instead of Infinity Inc. For fucking sake DC its leader is going to be Stargirl just like Sly. +--- 137050886 +>>137050741 +It was fun. Much better than Johns' current JSA +--- 137050916 +>>137049541 +I sadly don't expect most of these characters to be used. +I'd like at least to see Sparky interact with Ted and Jaime tho. +--- 137050944 +Infinity Inc is dead brand. +--- 137050995 +>>137050805 +I mean, Infinity Inc. is a different thing, and it comes with its own expectations, this is a new team. +--- 137051037 +>>137049527 +>Bendis fucks up with his Legion book +>Johns does Golden Age Young Justice/Legion/Legacy Kino +I'm enjoying this Time Masters subplot that started in Generations Shattered/Forged. +--- 137051171 +>>137049541 +>Ollie knows Wing +Why does this continuity keep rearing up? +--- 137051229 +>>137050995 +>Infinity Inc. is a different thing +It was always about legacy and stepping out from that shadow. It can easily be applied to these retroactive Golden Age sidekicks. Especially since most of their mentors and parents are long dead now and have to live up to their mentors legacy. +>>137050944 +anon that could be applied to a bunch of old brands that got reinvigorated by great runs. ex. Suicide Squad by Ostrander or Secret Six by Simone. Both were dead Silver Age brands. +--- 137051278 +>>137051171 +Cause the Seven Soldiers of Victory (I) were always tied to limbo and time travel shenanigans. Quit being a sourpuss and let Johns have his autistic fun anon +--- 137051469 +>>137051229 +Nah ur dead brand. + +Ollie and Roy were inserted back in the stove via time travel. Undid all the other re-connect memberships. +--- 137051716 +>>137049541 +Hal come pick up your deaged cousin. +--- 137051728 +>>137051469 +>Casual moron does not know what he's talking about +Read an actual comic book, faggot. The funeral was a reference. +--- 137051759 +>>137051469 +But continue replying and proving your a giant retard +--- 137051820 +>>137051728 +>>137051759 +I just told you the answer you ugly fat nazi. + +The post crisis added members are no longer Canon. OK jew boy? +--- 137051952 +>>137051820 +>The post crisis added members are no longer Canon +You're goddamn retarded ESL. Infinite Frontier retroactively reinstated pre-CoIE lore for the Seven Soldiers. +--- 137052094 +>>137049327 (OP) +Todd's art got kicked up a notch in this series. +I hope he gets more work. Maybe Geoff Johns brings back Legion of Superheroes (Not Bendis Legion) +--- 137052114 +>>137052094 +I'm sure Johns has some plans for the Legion. +--- 137052162 +>>137052114 +Oh Shit. +Johns is about to give us Earth 3 Legion of SuperHeroes? +--- 137052170 +Todd Nuack's art looks really stellar with this coloring. +--- 137052180 +>>137051952 +Poor Stuff the ChinaTown Kid is no longer valid. +--- 137052200 +>>137052094 +I have no idea why Nauck isn't on all teen hero books at DC forever, I loved his art in Young Justice as a teenager and that was well after that series ended. +--- 137052231 +>>137052094 +>Geoff Johns brings back Legion of Superheroes +"The Legions of Four Worlds" and "War of the Legions" was teased on Rip Hunters' board during Flashpoint Beyond. + +Reminder: The Lost Children was part 3 that started in >>137051037 +--- 137052291 +>>137050805 +No! +Save the name Infinity Inc for a new team with Harlequinn's Son, Obsidian, Jade, Northwind, Brainwave, Atom Smasher, Yolanda, Dr Beth Chapel, Rick Tyler, Powergirl, Helena Wayne and Jesse Quick. +--- 137052365 +>>137052180 +>is no longer valid. +So you are a retard. Stuff died in 1995 +--- 137052401 +>>137052291 +>Atom Smasher, +He better be using the Nuklon moniker if this book's pitch doesn't get shoot down again. But I would also take Damage on this new Infinity Inc. as well +--- 137052470 +>>137049541 +>>Only Asian male in the story dies......again. Everyone else lives. + +Dammit Geoff. you killed the only Asian Teen Titan you created too, Bushido. + +Someone tell Geoff to stop killing male Asian suerperheoes, and start creating more. +--- 137052508 +>>137052162 +>Remember Earth-3? +That might also be the tease of Amanda Waller's return at the end of Dark Crisis. She's been gone since the War for Earth 3 event where she cut off Earth-3 from the rest of the multiverse. +--- 137052521 +>>137052365 +You're thinking of the first Stuff, Jimmy. +I'm talking about his brother, the second Stuff, Victor. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuff_the_Chinatown_Kid +--- 137052574 +>>137052200 +Indeed. Nauck was a big reason why YJ is a legendary run. +--- 137052775 +>>137052521 +Johns has been referencing his Stars and STRIPES run a couple times post-Doomsday Clock and post-Infinite Frontier. Why would Stuff II be retcon'd away when Johns utilized Stuff II during SnS? And what's stopping currently young Greg Saunders to look for Stuff in a upcoming story by Johns? +--- 137052868 +>>137052521 +If anything Johns should have utilized Earth One Stuff Jr. in this book. He only had one appearance and would have fit perfectly in. +--- 137052886 +>>137052868 +>Became Vigilante's new partner +>Never seen again after 1st appearance +Stuff Jr. needed to be in this book! +--- 137052921 +>>137052094 +There's also pic related, which I'm sure Johns will use to connect JSA with the LoSH. +--- 137053008 +>>137052921 +>Golden Age Legionnaire +You think its going to reference Pic Related? +--- 137053092 +>>137052921 +Seeing that Rip said adult Corky ceased to exist. And young Corky coming into contact with his older self. Maybe this Golden Age Legionaire is the teenage Corky from the 90s Time Master book. +--- 137053217 +>>137049551 +>"I ended up being the Bad Guy. For Real." +>You're no villain in the making, Corky." +Kind of too on the nose there Johns. You think we didn't see this coming since New Golden Age? +--- 137054169 +>>137049551 +New Young Justice? +--- 137055066 +bump +--- 137055142 +>>137049459 +What's up with redheads and the white hair thing? +>Jason Blood +>Jason Todd briefly +>now this guy +--- 137055403 +>>137049551 +i enjoyed this a lot. hope nauck keeps getting some dc work, i really loved the art in this book. +--- 137056038 +So, who is your favorite Young Justice Society member? diff --git a/co/137049494.txt b/co/137049494.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6d7ed5dbe7ad0a7d14830c8ec9914fcfb9856a83 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049494.txt @@ -0,0 +1,387 @@ +----- +--- 137049494 +My pass ends in June right in time for the Ultimate Universe to return. I figured what better way to to end my time on 4chan than with a redo of my first ever storytime. +>Ultimate Marvel, later known as Ultimate Comics, was an imprint started in 2000 of comic books published by Marvel Comics, featuring re-imagined and modernized versions of the company's superhero characters from the Ultimate Marvel Universe providing new origin stories for the characters. The reality of Ultimate Marvel is designated as Earth-1610 +>The Ultimate Universe, as a part of a large-scale reboot of the All-New, All-Different Marvel multiverse, ended at the conclusion of the 2015 "Secret Wars" storyline, when select characters from the Ultimate Universe moved to the mainstream universe, Earth-616. +>In June 2023 the Ultimate Universe is set to return in the four issue miniseries Ultimate Invasion by Jonathan Hickman and Bryan Hitch. +Previously: >>136236486 >>136244693 >>136269837 >>136289737 >>136317193 >>136327392 >>136346838 >>136363812 >>136386207 >>136408652 >>136429155 >>136448196 >>136468355 >>136484787 >>136505254 >>136531010 >>136563026 >>136580502 >>136602798 >>136627226 >>136644973 >>136666941 >>136686751 >>136718639 >>136738349 >>136758112 >>136799669 >>136823184 → >>136842657 → >>136863605 → >>136879862 → >>136897688 → >>136914211 → >>136935469 → >>136949653 → >>136957070 → >>136971612 → >>136997069 → >>137013352 → >>137024565 → >>137041458 → +--- 137049970 +>>137049941 +>lifehack: a mugger is legally not allowed to shoot you if you tell them you do not consent +--- 137050108 +>>137050085 +It’s so tiring to see how many adventures pete has been on but none of it ever mattered, he just never grew and was always just a pantywaste until his bitch death. I hate that bendis and Slott have a stranglehold on Pete’s character now, he was never like this +--- 137050159 +>>137049981 +how many times is normie gonna walk out of jail holy shit man is unstoppable +--- 137050184 +>>137050152 +Why did shield never relocate peter? Him having a secret identity makes no sense in ultimate, what life can he lead? Fucker has been unmasked by every villain and the government wants his ass in prison +--- 137050394 +>>137050290 +huh? +--- 137050414 +>>137050394 +nvm i literally just needed to read the next page, never should have doubted you, OP +--- 137050444 +>>137050414 +>>137050394 +Millar retconned Orson Scott Card's Ultimate Iron Man into an in universe cartoon. The same way he retconned Trouble into an in universe comic book. +--- 137050504 +>>137049953 +>Tony flies to Peters house in full armor shouting "HEY IS PETER HERE? SUPER HERO TRAINING TIME!" +>Steve stalks Peter to his date with MJ and tells him to suit up and ship out +Who else is going to "train" him? Hawkeye? +--- 137050556 +Looking forward to 616 and 1610 hybird +--- 137050635 +>>137050556 +What? That already exists. Almost all the Ultimates came over already, the X-Men came over, Miles came over and Maker came over. +--- 137050663 +>>137050635 +rip otto, should have made a railgun or something lol +--- 137050665 +>>137050301 +Is this a reference to that one story about Tony being blue or whatever because of skin armor his dad made? +--- 137050691 +>>137050665 +Yes >>137050444 +--- 137050707 +>>137050635 +No the actual ultimates. + +Ewing shit is ignored. +--- 137050734 +>>137050707 +>Ewing shit is ignored. +I can see Hickman once again ignoring everyone else's work but I'm going to need a source on that. +--- 137050848 +>>137049494 (OP) +FUCK THIS STORYLINE +--- 137050867 +https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvSzz_0WIAQtnZD?format=jpg&name=medium + +Look at the image. +--- 137050927 +>>137050867 +A universe begins anew. +--- 137050966 +>>137050939 +This storyline is simultaneously the death of spider-man and also the death of ultimate cap's remaining likeability +--- 137050990 +>>137050966 +I still don’t get why pete took the bullet, cap is just a dick the whole time +--- 137050991 +>>137050366 +Makes no fucking sense +--- 137051529 +>>137051375 +Wait didn’t pete know by this point the sinister 6 were after his family? Why the fuck is he wasting time fellating cap, whose been nothing but a dick to him? +--- 137051649 +>>137051387 +Too late for that you star-spangled fuckwad +--- 137051766 +Ultimate Universe death is actually in Secret Wars. + +The Ultimate End characters came from another Earth number. +--- 137051788 +I need to switch to better sentences structure and syntaxes someday. +--- 137051837 +>>137051788 +80 percent of people don't have good English anyways and the ones who do are awful people. +--- 137051856 +>>137050990 +Because Peter is literally the most morally upstanding person in the ultimate universe +--- 137051858 +>>137051835 +this is silly, reading multiple stories may be mixing me up but are the avengers still fighting amongst themselves at this point? did they abandon spidey or did war machine bring down the whole damn bridge? +--- 137051885 +>>137050687 +>ass divegrab +Gaaaaaaaaay +>>137050966 +Actually I liked him a little bit after this, because it actually depresses him and doesn't immediatedly go CAPITALISM GOODNESS AND THE AMERICAN WAY TEN HUTHUTHUT +still, death to america +--- 137051898 +God bless usa. +--- 137051948 +>>137051907 +The birth of miles asspull eltecro shocks. +--- 137052041 +>>137052028 +Americans are gross. +--- 137052088 +>>137052065 +Yay +--- 137052117 +>>137052079 +Remember, Peter's fighting for his life in a death battle with Norman while this stupid shit is going on. +--- 137052208 +Millar Wrote some weird new characters +--- 137052216 +>>137052079 +WHO LET THE HULKS OUT HUH HUH HUH +--- 137052267 +>>137052245 +Forgot about that spiderman. +--- 137052304 +>>137052079 +I really hate how many people perfected the super serum in ultimate marvel, like tyrone (or whatever his name was) made the perfect formula and used it to be a chav rather than becoming infinitely rich by selling it to the us +--- 137052322 +>>137052298 +Attack on Titan. +--- 137052344 +>>137052304 +The hulkmania in this is bizarre, there's a clone, the first hulk, the android, the android a second time, and then this +--- 137052349 +>>137050050 +>Not again. +God be good, I feel you on that one, Danvers. +--- 137052372 +I get mcu action vibes. + +But none of the stupid quips. +--- 137052393 +>>137052344 +And she hulk who never comes back and again she made a perfect super serum, and even if the cap serum was better than she-hulk or tyrones versions they never showed ill effects and granted a massive power boost +--- 137052424 +>>137052413 +Democracy is gay. +--- 137052429 +Peter is fucking dying +--- 137052451 +Surprised Marvel never ran with MCU or MCU inspired comics. +--- 137052463 +>>137052448 +Armor breaking a lot was brought over to 616. +--- 137052472 +>>137052451 +that would have been the smart thing (form an attracting normies point of view), and we can't have that +--- 137052482 +>>137052462 +Kwabbbb. +--- 137052485 +>>137052451 +When the mcu started ultimate was still going so I think they felt awkward about trying to have another big line. But considering that they sabotaged themselves every time a movie came out by explicitly killing or emasculating their hero’s at the same time their movies came out, I don’t think they were ever concerned with selling comics +--- 137052528 +>>137052451 +>Surprised Marvel never ran with MCU or MCU inspired comics. +There were "canon" MCU comics up until The Eternals actually. I own a ton of them. Some of them are actually pretty good. +https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cinematic_Universe_tie-in_comics +--- 137052546 +>>137052486 +>>137052506 +Again, while these fucking idiots are doing all of this Peter is literally being beaten to death. +--- 137052566 +>>137052544 +Why do they pretend that they liked peter? +--- 137052606 +>>137052598 +>>137052584 +I fucking hate America +--- 137052693 +>>137052566 + A kid died because of Carol's feminism. +--- 137052749 +>>137052716 +Where are the other members of the FF? Wouldn’t she be worried about her brother? +--- 137052750 +>>137052728 +Dragon ball z powerups. +--- 137052815 +>>137052429 +Don't worry, he gets better. +--- 137052872 +Bendis actually wroting a good fight? His skills decreased years later so much. +--- 137052923 +>>137052872 +Eh he used cheap drama to make it work and the entire idea that the sinister six is the one to kill Peter is pretty boring +--- 137052952 +>>137052936 +Norman won in the end +--- 137052985 +>>137050593 +>A bunch of guys I've beaten over the years +Hyperbole or Bendis just shitting the bed? +--- 137053055 +>>137053037 +I hate bendises flash +--- 137053071 +>>137050698 +>The invasion a couple years ago +The 1610 timeline is so fucked +--- 137053073 +>>137052598 +This actually would’ve been better if it showed that fury let the sinister six out to get peter killed to get his job back, it would’ve at least given his character more flavor. He’s just a neocon monster +--- 137053119 +>>137053105 +Don’t do this +--- 137053127 +>>137053087 +I wonder why bendis just didn’t go the whole way and make his pete Jewish +--- 137053142 +>>137053105 +>>137053115 +PAIN +--- 137053148 +>>137052923 +>the entire idea that the sinister six is the one to kill Peter is pretty boring +I disagree, Ultimate Sinister Six wasn't diluted like it has been in 616. Ultimate Six showed that these guys were genuinely dangerous when teamed up and Peter needed the Ultimates and Harry just to take them down. He had neither of them this time around and won with the cost being his life. +--- 137053187 +>>137053148 +Yes but they still needed to get pete shot to justify him losing the fight, it was a meh with one character (Norman) and five punching bags. I don’t even remember sandman being a character in ultimate at all and his kraven was notoriously awful + +>>137053105 +>when I was little +So like 5 months ago +--- 137053195 +>>137053158 +>>137053164 +I can't believe it took until fucking Galactus showed up for this fucker to die. +--- 137053235 +>>137053115 +It still hurts +--- 137053242 +>>137052949 +I fucking hate this so much. Ultimate Spider-man was the single SH comic I've read and for it to end like this was beyond stupid +--- 137053262 +I like that May is a better xavier for the kids than xavier ever was + +she could probably make the x-men into actual heroes +--- 137053268 +>>137053220 +I love how Thor just became 2011 Chris Hemsworth Thor out of nowhere. +--- 137053279 +>>137052598 +Like am I totally off the mark or did Fury orchestrate this entire debacle as a petty grab to get his job back? +--- 137053292 +>>137053279 +Fury killed pete and start wwiii so he could hang out with Jon Bolton again confirmed +--- 137053310 +>>137052566 +Nick = bitch husband who had a thing on the side +Carol = bitch wife who has an 'I told you so' tattoo'd across her ass so you can't miss it when you kiss it +Peter = bitch kid who the parents are fighting over and through in the divorce(spoilers; it's never about the kid it's always about damaging the other son of a bitch as hard as you can) +--- 137053347 +>>137053309 +Peter deserves Valhalla +--- 137053368 +>>137053309 +Oh +--- 137053510 +>>137052369 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUyTmUwEUy8 [Embed] +--- 137053547 +>>137053505 +Give me a quick rundown on the Buchwalds +--- 137053579 +>>137053547 +Only appearances and bog. +--- 137053600 +>>137052809 +there it is +--- 137053664 +>>137053636 +Seriously where is Sue? Is she just fucking Ben to the point of never talking to her brother? +--- 137053740 +>>137053105 +:( +damn you frank castle and your trying to shoot captain america +--- 137053762 +>>137053138 +at least he admits it, I thought they weren't going to acknowledge that, lmao +--- 137053874 +>>137053664 +It would be less egregious if there wasn't a fantastic four run up until recently, so it's not like we're pretending the ff aren't available +--- 137053886 +>>137052606 +America as written by a drunken liberal Scot? +--- 137053888 +>>137053862 +The birth of the maker. +--- 137053999 +>>137053976 +Oops. +--- 137054015 +>>137054001 +Miles early costume. +--- 137054059 +>>137052606 +we don't think about you at all +--- 137054076 +>>137054015 +And the training suit Pete gives Miles in the Insomniac games +--- 137054081 +More tomorrow. +--- 137054086 +>>137054065 +>fight ends in one zap +So it begins +--- 137054091 +>>137054081 +ENTER +--- 137054104 +>>137052894 +this part really got me when I first read it +--- 137054112 +>>137054091 +BROWN RECLUSE +--- 137054115 +>>137054059 +I’m in America anon, and I think about the trash fire we’ve become. Being led by geriatric sociopaths with no vision beyond whose paying them, cities infested with drugs and degeneracy in between empty franchise store fronts selling high fructose slop in every flavor a person can blast. Empty hell we rain all over the world, I honestly couldn’t tell you if they hate the bombs being dropped on them or the fags being pushed on them more at this point +--- 137054134 +>>137054112 +NO DADDY LONG LEGS +--- 137054155 +>>137054091 +KID ARACHNID +--- 137054168 +>>137053191 +what a drama queen +always hated ultimate may +--- 137054219 +>>137054115 +I remember being 15 +--- 137054228 +>>137052894 +Could really have used a venomgwen or Mary Jane Oz assist there. So, yiu know, this is Richards fault. As usual. +--- 137054255 +>>137051918 +Ultimate May is so fucking based +--- 137054354 +>>137054219 +Was life better in the 70s? +--- 137054401 +>>137053419 +>spencer +>hickman +I've heard great things about Hickman's Ultimates and OP has been hyping up Spencer's X-Men so this better be good. +>>137053862 +I love how this mirrors Hickman's F4. Great start. +>>137053976 +Oh shit. This is exactly what I wanted to happen. +>>137054076 +Okay OP, I'm in! +>>137054081 +This isn't the introduction to Miles I was expecting. I've only read him in 616 where everyone is basically in love with him. I'm actually curious to see how this goes now. +--- 137054416 +>>137054401 +Hint, everyone is basically in love with him +--- 137054484 +>>137054354 +worse +--- 137054688 +>>137050990 +because peter is the only actual fucking hero left after ultimatum +--- 137054803 +>>137054228 +>this is Richards fault. +He cured Oz MJ and told Peter he could cure him too. +Yet he never stripped Norman of the Oz. +It IS all Richards' fault. +--- 137054807 +>>137054081 +the beginning of the end +--- 137056195 +>>137053894 +You'd think that after a while they would start running out of amoral scientists wannabe villains given the fate of Roxxon, Weapon X, the Baxter's building etc diff --git a/co/137049565.txt b/co/137049565.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a26afbaf83e49717c5a18144af58f4995b3c8dea --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049565.txt @@ -0,0 +1,131 @@ +----- +--- 137049565 +I am anxiously waiting for the massive fandom meltdown when the show releases, 4 years of headcanons, theories, fanfictions and fan designs straight to the trash in a instant +--- 137049729 +Adam is canonically a happier and more successful character than Lucifer. +--- 137050136 +>>137049729 +Yeah yeah sure Lute +--- 137050387 +>>137049565 (OP) +I really hope this show's fanbase reaches MLP levels of autism +--- 137050404 +>>137050387 +It already has. +--- 137050459 +>>137049565 (OP) +Where the fuck is Uriel? +--- 137051506 +>>137050136 +Lucifer and Lilith are divorced. Lucifer constantly copes in his spic song members. +--- 137051608 +>>137050404 +Hardly +--- 137051875 +>>137051413 +I love Adam! +--- 137052013 +>>137051608 +You mean it can get worse?! +--- 137052326 +>>137049565 (OP) +Remind that this is what God canonically looks like in the Hellaverse. This is all we're gonna see of Him too, since Viv said on Patreon a few months back that she's not comfortable portraying God in her works. +--- 137052363 +>>137051875 +Me too +--- 137052400 +>>137052363 +>known for eating an apple +>make him fat +--- 137052458 +>>137050459 +Guarding the Gates of Eden obviously +--- 137052527 +>>137052400 +He's not fat! he's just a bit chubby +--- 137052552 +>>137052527 +FAT FUCK +--- 137052760 +>>137052013 +When the full series releases, yes. +--- 137054194 +>>137051875 +We all do +--- 137054257 +>>137049565 (OP) +What is with HH OPs always having these sparse and low quality statements? +--- 137054359 +>>137052552 +He's daddy +--- 137054390 +>>137052326 +wait, this pic is actually from hazbin? I thought it was from something else entirely. I only know about it because someone made that little muppet thing into vivzie since she ditched everyone working on the pilot when the show got picked up. +--- 137054453 +>>137054390 +It's a poster from the episode C.H.E.R.U.B of Helluva Boss +--- 137054554 +>>137051875 +Don't forget about Angel Mommy too +--- 137054660 +>>137054194 +>10 seconds later +--- 137054664 +She cute! +--- 137054715 +>>137054554 +Is she actually Eve under an alias or did something happened to the original Eve to warrant Adam a replacement? +Also, I wonder if the X eyes are referring to the XX chromosomes. +--- 137054732 +>>137054664 +I simped for her since the day of her reveal +--- 137054755 +I wonder if Adam requested for the human saints to have similar vessels to remove them from their earthly differences. +--- 137054796 +>>137054715 +We don't know anything if she is actually Eve or even if Eve is still around at all (either way, i still deeply love her) +--- 137054851 +>>137054664 +i wanna fuck her. + +and by that i mean fuck her like we're animals. + +like, just full on rough, cervix breaking sex. i'm talking the most longest, sloppiest, dirtiest, animalistic sex you've ever seen. i'm speaking like, she won't even be able to walk or fly or whatever for a couple of days. i'm talking sex like Adam's gonna be asking her why she can't focus on her job properly, because her mind's too busy thinking about me stuffing her like fucking thanksgiving. + +i'm talking sex that we try our best to keep quiet but can't due to how much plapping and sucking's going on. i'm talking sex that's very nearly waking up the entirety of heaven. i'm talking sex that's gonna leave people popping boners and getting wet whenever they pass through me and Lute's room door. i'm talking sex that's gonna make Adam and all the other heaven niggas put pillows on their ears because of how fucking loud we are. + +i'm talking sex that's juggling her tits up in the air up and down like they're simultaneously going to heaven AND hell at the same time. i'm talking sex that leaves us with 8 half human half angel kids or whatever the fuck. i'm talking sex that leaves us both a drooling, heavily breathing mess. + +basically, i just wanna fuck Lute. +--- 137054869 +>>137049565 (OP) +>>137049729 +>>137051413 +why the fuck does adam look like blitzo +--- 137054907 +>>137054851 +So much THIS, i just love her so bad nnnnnnng +--- 137054996 +>>137049565 (OP) +Is this the vaporware show that had some wolf girl that the internet coomed it's brains out to? +--- 137055016 +>>137054869 +Adam looks more like Fizz with a less widened face. +--- 137055052 +>>137052326 + +>literally hell is exactly like the writing on the poster in every conceivable character that’s been fleshed out so far making this hint at heaven’s culture seem hypocritical +>creator who wants to tackle ‘muh big themes’ refuses to touch the literal OG figure responsible for the existence of this whole fallen soul system and world in the first place + +Everything about the sheer lack of self awareness and the refusal to tackle the limits of what the premise can offer in favorite of escapist LGBTQ+ and discrimination melodrama is literally exactly why SU disappointed so many people. Literally a Rebecca Sugar 2.0. You know this will be the trend based on Helluva. Do not believe their lies. +--- 137055402 +What do you think Hazbin Hotel will be like? +--- 137055502 +>>137055402 +Shit. The porn and fan works will be the only saving grace. +--- 137055773 +>>137049565 (OP) +This thread just turned into a thirsting over shitty character designs thread. I'm out. +--- 137055990 +>>137055773 +Lute is the only good design in this show. Adam is a massive prude begging for memes. diff --git a/co/137049634.txt b/co/137049634.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..63d41bd08b9be0209f832b031c95677392465742 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049634.txt @@ -0,0 +1,754 @@ +----- +--- 137049634 +Genndy posted concept art of Unicorn on Instagram +https://www.instagram.com/p/Cr1LWaQJ2g6/?igshid=ZWIzMWE5ZmU3Zg%3D%3D +--- 137049642 +>>137049634 (OP) +--- 137049652 +>>137049634 (OP) +Oh cool I love Chrono Trigger +--- 137049657 +>>137049642 +--- 137049676 +>>137049657 +--- 137049695 +>>137049676 +--- 137049900 +Where will be the best place to watch this? +--- 137050007 +>>137049900 +On adult swim +--- 137050040 +>>137049634 (OP) +I like this design of creepy witch girl more than EVIL BETTY BOOP + +I know it's generic as fuck when it comes to goth girls with mysthic powers, but sometimes generic just works better, like with Spear being the most generic looking caveman ever. +--- 137050043 +>>137049695 +>>137049657 +>ginger anagram +--- 137050106 +There been any new teasers or anything? It airs tomorrow so I wonder if they've shown off more +--- 137050143 +Holy hell that interesting, Monk kid went through a ton of revisions. They all give off a league of extraordinary gentlemen vibes. Changing the generic human guy to a elf was the best correct choice. +--- 137050211 +>>137049900 +This definitely isn't the "best" place but I'm watching from a live stream website. If you're lucky, someone will record and post the mega in a thread. +--- 137050249 +>>137050106 +A lot of clips where posted on twitter. One clip was posted to YouTube that has more talking. +https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DgTlDMVO6fI&pp=ygUYdW5pY29ybiB3YXJyaW9ycyBldGVybmFshttps%3A%2F%2Fm.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDgTlDMVO6fI&pp=yg [Embed]UYdW5pY29ybiB3YXJyaW9ycyBldGVybmFs +--- 137050254 +>black kid was a last minute mandate +Many such cases +--- 137050273 +>>137050169 +I'm a little leery of watching full on clips. Anything particularly spoilery? +--- 137050304 +>>137050043 +looks more like the monk turned into the black kid and the ginger into a elf +--- 137050339 +>>137050304 +black kid has the Scottish looking flannel +--- 137050343 +>>137050273 +Not really, just Merlin telling them what he plans to do to their souls to stop the cryptic evil, and I guess Edred (the elf) and Melinda (witch) are a couple. +--- 137050364 +>>137050339 +They look like pan African school colors to me. +--- 137050397 +>>137049634 (OP) +MR PAJAMA WEARIN +--- 137050402 +Feels like he keeps getting increasingly close to reverse engineering Chrono Trigger. +Which would be badass, I'm already looking forward to robo dude. +--- 137050408 +>>137050339 +The Viking and monk where completely redesigned, the kid is the monk now and the elf was the warrior. +--- 137050454 +>>137050402 +There's a clip on twitter where we see more upgraded robots slightly similar to him trying to keep him in the grave. He destroys them but looks sad when inspecting the metal corpses. It could imply they are of his time and someone similar to his creator has it out for him. +--- 137050526 +>>137049657 + +The ginger looks more like Genndy’s self insert. +--- 137050541 +Will this get an early release in Latin America like other Adult Swim shows? +--- 137050566 +>>137050541 +They'd better fucking not but I guess we'll know this evening +--- 137050578 +>>137050541 +God I hope so, real question is any anon here going to share it by then. +--- 137050664 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFM1sPXvhzc [Embed] +Wait, so does Thursday at midnight mean TONIGHT, or did it air somewhere else when it BECAME Thursday last night? +--- 137050700 +>>137050664 +It airs 12 am tonight, 6 hours from now +--- 137050726 +>>137050541 +Hbo max maybe +We also are going to get this on normal CN I bet +--- 137050737 +I guess it's on HBO the next day. +--- 137050780 +>>137049634 (OP) +>>137049642 +>>137049657 +>>137049676 +>>137049695 + +Holy hell, you can literally watch the designs get progressively shittier in real time. +--- 137050952 +I wasnt interested in this show till i saw her in the trailer. Cant wait to see her appearing in only a single episode and never be seen ever again. +--- 137050992 +>>137049900 +If you're paying, watching on HBO Max will directly support the show and they'll have it with the best picture quality. If you want it for free, some anon will probably post a MEGA with rips in a thread on here +--- 137051053 +>>137050541 +Seems not, if it didn't go up on HBO Max LatAm this morning, then it won't go up until tomorrow morning, which would be after the midnight premiere in the US +--- 137051110 +>>137049634 (OP) +I like how robots and gothgirls are perfect designs that don't require much change. +--- 137051129 +>>137050526 +Could you post this in a better quality? +--- 137051144 +>>137049634 (OP) +Genndy autism the show +--- 137051183 +>>137051110 +Robot's clearly an homage to Tik Tok from the Wizard of Oz books. Only ever needed minor tweaks to make it more distinct. +--- 137051274 +>>137051110 +Tbh I prefer the first goth design more. Very European wicken inspired. +--- 137051342 +>>137051129 + +This is the only piece I could find and it was in the PS1 game. +--- 137051499 +>>137050992 +Well I don't like giving money to JewBO, but I guess it's worth it to support good western animation (assuming this ends up being good). +--- 137051597 +>>137050952 +Wikipedia says she has a voice roll so she could be somewhat important (that and Grey voices her) She's the only thing to a clear face for this evil force throughout most of the teasers. +--- 137051616 +>>137050952 +She has FotM written all over her. +--- 137051983 +>>137050780 +Seriously. +--- 137052091 +episodes leak yet? +--- 137052136 +>>137052091 +Not yet, 4 hours till air time though +Use daddylive +--- 137052576 +>>137049676 +Should have stopped here. Really dislike all the designs they went with. +--- 137052832 +Am I missing something because this show looks terrible. +--- 137052846 +>>137052136 +>daddylive +a pox on the house of the blabbermouth who got USTV shut down +--- 137052874 +>>137052846 +Someone asked besides it didn't take 4chan to screw over USTV +--- 137053194 +>>137050952 +>>137051597 +Unless it is just deceptive marketing edits at work I do have hope of her being a presence throughout, maybe a recurring side villain, perhaps as an initially misunderstood antagonist who eventually helps them (if you take the dialogue and visual pairing in that first teaser at face value) +--- 137053229 +3 hours, and if you can't watch now, it available later this Friday. +--- 137053421 +>>137050043 +>le unfunny racism meme +--- 137054232 +2 hours hoes +--- 137054555 +>>137054232 +fingers crossed it doesn't suck +--- 137054607 +https://daddylivehd.sx/stream/stream-339.php +--- 137054619 +>>137049642 +Raven? +--- 137054634 +>>137050780 +Are they actually in chronological order? why is each one a significant deterioration from the previous? +--- 137054641 +>>137054619 +Lmao right? You can't go wrong with a Goth girl. +--- 137054654 +>>137049634 (OP) +First version is by far the best. If the OP pic was the final designs it would be absolute kino +--- 137054671 +>>137054607 +This website sucks +--- 137054703 +>>137054654 +It's cute but it doesn't really read as mature as the final product is now. This was the stage when it was supposed to be already a show probably airing along side KND and Fosters. +--- 137054712 +>>137050780 +its like every instinct genndy has of character design is wrong now +--- 137054713 +>>137049695 +Did some executive just phone in one day and go, "Make that one black"? +--- 137054722 +>>137054671 + +Well USTVGO is down for good so its all that’s left. +--- 137054743 +>>137054713 +You zero in on the kid and not the introduction of the Asian monk. +--- 137054754 +>>137049695 +I’m the minority in this thread, but I like these very much. Ty by. +--- 137054762 +>>137052832 +This is the show that's gonna be holding Toonami hostage for the rest of the year. +--- 137054826 +Cooking my popcorn and prepping some cold soda +--- 137054914 +i am not a genndy worshipper he has his faults but legit, is there anyone else in the industry that can make animation overall good looking like him? he's like nothing else right now everything else is lazy stiff shit even more so in "adult" cartoons, he's kinda like of the few that keep good 2D alive + +even anime uses more and more CGI everyday and doesnt make shit as fluid as genndy does most of the time, shit is pretty sad +--- 137055050 +>>137049695 +>>137054972 +I will be disappointed if Genndy doesn't make a Popeye look-alike character +--- 137055100 +>>137049634 (OP) +>start off with goth wizard chick, young scotsman adventurer and round robot +>end with edgelord betty boop, a weird looking black kid and an dark elf, and a dapper round robot +can honestly say everything past this is a downgrade save for robo getting a cool hat +--- 137055161 +1 hour till kino +--- 137055164 +Waht time will this premiere? +--- 137055178 +>>137055161 +Is this a meme ? +--- 137055186 +>>137055164 +Supposedly 12 AM EST +--- 137055190 +>>137055178 +It's a oldie +--- 137055199 +>>137055164 +1 hour, curious there's still no episode leak like the whole run of Primal's second season +--- 137055234 +>>137055199 +Thank God, let's hope it continues that way +--- 137055284 +>>137054914 +the fish in Kimetsu no Yaiba's latest season comes to mind +>>137055234 +kinda killed discussion in the few hours beforehand but at least it was nice having the episode as a file instead of relying on bootleg streams +--- 137055310 +>>137055199 +That was because latin American HBO max got it a day early for some reason, not the case anymore +--- 137055388 +>>137049676 +Suddenly, an elf +--- 137055437 +I don't hate abs Hayley +--- 137055573 +Predictions who will be the best character? My money is on copernicus, the spiritual successor of octus, my nigga. +--- 137055591 +30 mins till kino +--- 137055598 +>>137055573 +seems like a safe bet that he'd be Genndy's favorite considering how he's the most consistent design throughout those concept arts +--- 137055603 +>>137055573 +He'll probably be good, but Octus was made by his dialogue more than the physical comedy of being an absolute unit, and I don't think Copernicus will talk +--- 137055606 +This looks like a show by Carl Carozza +--- 137055622 +>>137054762 +Yeah no it just starts an hour later +--- 137055647 +>>137054762 +>this is what's holding it hostage when they're STILL rerunning Primal S2 +--- 137055709 +>>137055573 +Depends on your flavor of hero archetypes, Copernicus is likely to be the favorable cute robot that is secretly more badass then he seems. + +Eldred acts like a over eager try hard and obsessed with his role. + +Emma seems to show some rage issues (given that her whole life is definitely over) so she might be challenged with possible corruption. + +The kid is the cute kid, and he's half monk so he'll be pretty innocent and goofy while trying to channel his powers. +--- 137055732 +gennedy should redo all of samurai jack and instead of robots and shit, actual people +and around the end of season 5 the budget gets cut because warner media gets sold off again and we get another rushed ending +--- 137055736 +>>137055573 +He will definitely be the show's mascot +--- 137055768 +>>137055606 +>Carl Carozza +Also no. +--- 137055877 +We got 10 mins till Kino boys! +--- 137055923 +>>137052846 +a woman took down the website btw after writing an article about it the ustvgo one +--- 137055973 +2 minutes lads, get ready +--- 137055974 +Why is Genndy such a Pictaboo? +--- 137055975 +MY BODY IS READY GENNDY-SAMA +--- 137055994 +lmao just tells you to get your shit together before you fucking kill yourself +--- 137055997 +Gendy bros? are you watching? +--- 137056025 +PUT THE KIDS IN BED NOW +--- 137056036 +show time +--- 137056037 +AYO WHAT +--- 137056041 +LINK? +--- 137056042 +https://www.adultswim.com/videos/unicorn-warriors-eternal/the-awakening +--- 137056045 +>>137055997 +I sure am +--- 137056047 +> no livethread + +once again this board lets us down +--- 137056063 +THAT NOSE! +--- 137056073 +>Merlin + +oh fuck, just throwing everything at the wall this time, huh Genny? +--- 137056074 +Is that Phil LaMarr? +--- 137056082 +Sticky, now +--- 137056088 +JEANE DE ARC WAS POC! +--- 137056104 +>London +--- 137056107 +Asterix looking ass +--- 137056112 +Jaun? +--- 137056130 +>>137056088 +She was pale as fuck, what are talking about? +--- 137056138 +>london 1890 +what year was the escaped prisoner episode of Primal again? +--- 137056144 +if merlin came from the future to get a reincarnating machine why couldnt he go back to the past to stop the thing? +--- 137056148 +>>137056121 +>I am Merlin and this is my magic murder robot +--- 137056154 +Wait if the story takes place in 1890, shouldn't the wild west ones still be alive. +--- 137056156 +Genndy sure does love big noses.. +--- 137056157 +>>137056138 +1890... +--- 137056169 +>>137056154 +They’re probably the last ones before this new gen +--- 137056170 +>>137056154 +pretty sure 1890 didn't have flying steampunk boats +--- 137056176 +>>137056144 +Maybe Its older than him. Merlin Ages backwards, maybe he can't travel to a time before (After?) his death. +--- 137056177 +>>137056154 +The Evil force seems to exist outside of time, the wild west ones might not have happened yet +--- 137056179 +>>137056157 +>>137056138 +… +--- 137056181 +THAT HASS HOLY SHIT! +--- 137056184 +Lucky guy getting to marry Betty Boop +--- 137056193 +Our girl, Blondie Boop is getting married. +--- 137056201 +>Copernicus: I OBJECT +--- 137056202 +>Crashing the wedding to summon the soul of a warrior on her weeding day + +someone read Camelot 3000 +--- 137056203 +Is she marrying a Dr. Seuss character? +--- 137056208 +Hoping for no love triangle +--- 137056210 +Man, Winston's getting cucked into absolute oblivion +--- 137056212 +Fuck, couldn't have waited until after the honeymoon +--- 137056215 +Just started watching. What did I miss? +--- 137056217 +I can't wait for the porn this will generate bros +--- 137056222 +so this reincarnation shit is basically killing the person they were before, right? +--- 137056223 +>>137056215 +jackie chan +--- 137056226 +>>137056211 +betty boop lookin ass +--- 137056227 +Is Copernicus from this era? +--- 137056231 +>>137056154 +>>137056177 +Or the Wild West ones died immediately and the evil came back quickly after +--- 137056233 +Lol, it just hit me, the reference of the time traveling unicorn +--- 137056241 +Man just lost his fiance +F +--- 137056242 +>tfw your waifu gets bodyjacked +--- 137056243 +I was just thinking it was messed up how they erase existing people to fight a ghost that they apparently suck at beating anyways +--- 137056246 +>>137056222 +>I am not your child +>I am not EMMA +Looks like it. At least at odds with the present personality. The Monk seems to communicate with the kid, but the shadow lady seems to just take over? +--- 137056249 +Fucking hell, you'd expect quasi immortals to have more patience +--- 137056251 +Made of pen and ink, she can win you with a wink +--- 137056260 +>>137056215 +Merlin has a time-traveling steampunk robot that he uses to kill people and turn them into avatars of magic warriors to fight some blue energy thing +--- 137056261 +Damn...sorry Winston. You almost had a magical witch Betty Boop for wife. You're never gonna find one like that ever again. +--- 137056262 +>>137056231 +I remember there was like this tumblr post or something explaining that pirates, samurai, cowboys and victorian gentlemen all existed at the same time +Don't think I have it on this device though +--- 137056264 +Not feelin this so far, bros :( +--- 137056266 +>>137056215 +the robot copies souls or something of the 3 jrpg protags and ctrl+v their souls on randomish humans to fend off shenronGT every 10~ years or so +--- 137056268 +>>137056233 +I don’t get it +--- 137056273 +I am not paying much attention, I will rewatch with full attention for Toonami. +--- 137056274 +already feeling sad… +--- 137056279 +>>137056230 +>You're taking the fattest shit when this guy burst into your bathroom and shows you his unicorn +--- 137056283 +Bros... this is really fucking good so far +--- 137056285 +I missed the first 4 minutes because I thought it aired next midnight. Did I miss anything too bad? +--- 137056287 +poor bastard, seconds away from marrying his childhood sweetheart +--- 137056289 +As an Asterix fan I appreciate the Uderzo art style used here +--- 137056295 +>>137056285 +you missed the past lives montage +--- 137056300 +>>137056285 +Just what already was posted on youtube. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=DgTlDMVO6fI [Embed] +--- 137056301 +>>137056274 +>Ooooohhhh husbant... I am the vesser of an ancient warrior and no ronger your bride +--- 137056302 +>>137056287 +This is his super villain origin story +--- 137056305 +>>137056285 +Nope. Just the implication that the bot takes the hero souls to supersede the souls of randos throughout time and take over their bodies to fight some sort of evil and that Merlin / magic realm is backing them +--- 137056311 +>>137056287 +Think we'll see more of him? +--- 137056312 +>>137056138 +there's no way this fucker was playing the long game + +...is there +--- 137056313 +>>137056273 +thought about doing that, but I was free now, so here I am +--- 137056315 +>>137056285 +you missed the preview clip and a short montage of them reincarnating to fight the fire dragon a bunch, nothing major. +--- 137056320 +>>137056287 +Sucks for him. Seemed like a good guy +--- 137056323 +>>137056231 +"Welp, the warriors eternal just bit it, better go bury myself across the ocean' + +I think we can assume this is an alt history and things happened out of order. + +>>137056261 +Winston is a fucking lad. I thought there was gonna be immediate conflict where he called her a witch or something, and thats why she had her window shattering tantrum, but he went straight into the I love you's. +--- 137056328 +I WANT TO FUCK THAT! +--- 137056329 +>>137056285 +Elf, witch and space monk fight a spirit dragon but fail to kill him. Merlin brings a robot from the future to insert the heroes souls so they can keep fighting the evil dragon for the rest of time. +Yes, it’s that crazy. +--- 137056331 +>Fox slut swaying her hips +--- 137056333 +FOX HIP SWAY +--- 137056334 +>>137051983 +>>137054712 +Finally people realize what hack Genndy is +--- 137056336 +Bless Genndy he gave the fox an ass that won’t quit +--- 137056337 +>>137056268 +Old fantasy book called the Last Unicorn, it's about...well the Last Unicorn, who can time travel, and tries to stop a modern day plot that is the end result of an ancient blood feud between reincarnated foes +--- 137056340 +>>137056313 +I am free as well... +--- 137056346 +>>137056331 +and she repairs too... +--- 137056348 +Damn baby. Want some fries to go with that shake? +--- 137056351 +Gonna need that walk cycle +--- 137056353 +>>137049634 (OP) +I misread this and thought it was concept art for UniCRON. Talk about a radical redesign. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzNsOGt3bHk&ab_channel=ElitePrime [Embed] +--- 137056357 +DAMN +--- 137056361 +Aren't they supposed to be teenagers why is Emma getting married? Oh right 1890. +--- 137056365 +Jesus the junk in that trunk +--- 137056368 +get ready for a month full of fox lewds bros… +--- 137056372 +>>137056336 +Ok guys sorry to do this, but they don't have great asses, dresses in those days basically had a metal cage to give off that impression +--- 137056378 +So the witch's powers don't work in sunlight, then? +--- 137056380 +>>137050040 +Sadly this series is being run by a retard +--- 137056381 +>>137056346 +>she will never work your lever +--- 137056385 +Copernicus? +--- 137056390 +Main personality is back +--- 137056394 +>>137056378 +no....it seems like the reincarnation didn't fully take +--- 137056396 +This feels like a show that would've aired on CN a decade or two ago. +--- 137056400 +>>137056301 +I've seen this before. +--- 137056407 +I hate that this was my first thought but him busting through the floor would be a great +>shadman +gif. +--- 137056416 +>>137055100 +Rebecca Sugar can legit make better designs than this +--- 137056418 +>he speaks through smoke +Clever +--- 137056423 +Copernicus is cute. CUTE! +--- 137056424 +>>137056416 +get out troon +--- 137056427 +witch girl remind anyone of Ashe, daughter of aku? +especially the drawing on the wall +--- 137056428 +No, that's clearly Ashi. +--- 137056438 +>mfw dem hips +--- 137056440 +i love his sound design +--- 137056441 +>>137055647 +What the fuck is Toonami thinking? +--- 137056442 +>>137056422 +Coppernicus must assert dominance +--- 137056444 +>>137055100 +Betty Boop and young black Popeye really drag it down + +>>137056416 +Woah woah woah let's not say things we can't take back +--- 137056448 +So this is like Tales of Innocence? + +Was R ever fully translated? Is vita emulation even viable for non hi-spec pcs? +--- 137056450 +I am liking Copernicus +--- 137056453 +>your seat my queen +--- 137056458 +In hindsight, an elf needing to reincarnate is silly, it should be able to just keep up the fight throughout the ages, unless he gets killed +--- 137056459 +Liking this robot nigga. +--- 137056464 +I get the feeling they had a TON of fun animating this robot. Goddamn it's got really enjoyable animations. +--- 137056465 +I gotta be honest, dude, I think the show's nice, but I'm still not really engaged. +--- 137056467 +>>137056458 +no series needs a Harlequin +--- 137056468 +>>137056409 +>>137056429 +all that's missing is an accurate representation of the irish +--- 137056470 +>>137056458 +I suppose it wasn't shown or I haven't seen it yet but that sounds likely, that they inevitably die in each fight against the Evil +--- 137056474 +Copernicus>>137056464 + is the greatest character ever made +--- 137056478 +THAT'S IT? +--- 137056482 +>>137056465 +it's the first fucking episode, and contextually we came in at the middle + +we don't know why Merlin is waging this fight, or who the trio are, or why they are invested in this fight + +tune in to find out +--- 137056484 +That was it? +--- 137056485 +So I also thought it was gonna be a different midnight +Mega when? +--- 137056487 +>>137056478 +part 2 coming up next +--- 137056489 +>Production art in the credits +Oh I like that +--- 137056491 +>>137056468 +we got Scottish for second during the montage +--- 137056494 +I love that in this steampunk world, it's so common for people to be on all sorts of machines and weird shit that nobody bats an eye at the ethereal space girl driving the robot gentleman. +--- 137056496 +i love that robot so much if anything happens to him im killing everyone in this thread +--- 137056498 +>>137056487 +Yaye +--- 137056505 +Yo the production art in the credits was nice +--- 137056506 +>>137056482 +>it's the first fucking episode +Yeah, and it's the show's job to engage the audience with first impressions. I can't wait fucking 6 episodes or something for it to "get good". +--- 137056507 +rate episode juan lads +--- 137056512 +>Attacking British kids +they had it coming +--- 137056515 +>>137056424 +>>137056444 +She's actually really talented if you've seen her production art +--- 137056521 +>>137056507 +lack of diversity/10 +--- 137056522 +>>137056507 +Sexy Fox Girl Ass/10 +--- 137056526 +It was... fine. +--- 137056529 +Ugh they gave the fox girl that fake british american fusion accent, they do that shit because it sounds just slightly off putting and I hate it. +--- 137056530 +>>137056478 +>>137056484 +There's another episode next +--- 137056533 +seems like a pretty flawed method of resurrection +--- 137056534 +>>137056507 +pretty decent start to the series/10 +--- 137056536 +Visual storytelling is 10/10. +--- 137056538 +>>137056193 +>Blondie Boop +AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHahHHHHHhahahahahahajahahahahahahah +--- 137056539 +>>137056506 +This. Specially considering that this is only ten episodes; this is a dud. +--- 137056540 +>>137056507 +1/2 +--- 137056542 +>>137056507 +Ok/10. + +Really nice designs and animation and mood, but it doesn't have me hooked yet. +--- 137056550 +>>137056507 +8/10 I just love seeing Genndy's worlds +--- 137056554 +>>137056533 +He's been doing this shit for millennia, he's working on outdated software, and likely hardware too +--- 137056556 +>>137056507 +2/10 +This has nothing on Owl House. +--- 137056561 +>>137056507 +Intrigued/10 Lets see if it sticks the landing. +--- 137056565 +>>137056042 +https://www.adultswim.com/videos/unicorn-warriors-eternal/the-awakening-part-2 +--- 137056568 +>>137056423 +>cute +This. Knew I'd love this little rotund nigga. +--- 137056570 +>>137056556 +Back to twitter with you owlschizo +--- 137056574 +>>137056533 +Seems different this time, all prior soul loads were done in times of conflict, but Peace SteamPunk London seems pretty peaceful. +--- 137056579 +presumably there will be some half-assed reason why the resurrection process didn't take fully this time? Unless they always cling to their previous new lives and cause drama every single time they need to be awakened +--- 137056585 +>>137056507 +eh. +--- 137056588 +>>137056518 +This gave me Dishonored vibes diff --git a/co/137049845.txt b/co/137049845.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..412f04ba7ec61335ff58ab50a09d9e6e7e68a9a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049845.txt @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +----- +--- 137049845 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0SnUAVs5nQ [Embed] +Thoughts on this cartoon pilot? Chickpea a cute. +--- 137049880 +>>137049845 (OP) +My god, this is boring! +--- 137049883 +>>137049845 (OP) +>starts with titanic parody +wow this is so outdated +--- 137049958 +>>137049845 (OP) +this literally just gay LS MARK pilot +--- 137050395 +the voice acting could use some work +--- 137050432 +>>137049845 (OP) +This student film is old and the jokes were already old when it released. + +It also looks like shit. +--- 137050787 +>>137049845 (OP) +This is really old +--- 137050871 +>>137049845 (OP) +Chickpea is the only good character in this honestly. I woul rather watch a show that just has her in it +--- 137051104 +>>137050871 +I know right? Her design and voice were actually really nice, so was her personality to an extent +--- 137052207 +That shit was gay, but look at this + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq8ODohheD4&list=TLPQMDQwNTIwMjPEaoy6tPO-Fg [Embed] + +she big ol freckly tits +--- 137052316 +>>137052207 +>Sarah +--- 137052797 +>>137052207 +It does have a better artstyle but that pilot was literally nothing, just introducing one character after another and then it ends +--- 137052869 +>>137052797 +It was recommended to me while watching OPs vid and I posted it because it looks better. OPs shit was boring and gay, it had good designs but poor animation. They couldn't even bother to lip sync even though it had barely any animation and like you set it was basically nothing but introductions. Still better than homoshit tho. +--- 137052906 +>>137049845 (OP) +WHY DOES EVERY NEW INDIE CARTOON HAVE TO BE FURRY TRASH? + +I can understand Lackadaisy, I can even understand A Fox In Space... But every new indie cartoon is fucking furshit. +--- 137053010 +>>137049845 (OP) +Its old AND its trash. Specifically hipster stoner trash. +Skip. +--- 137053124 +>>137049845 (OP) +>i just remembered this show today +>someone decides to post it on /co/ +wtf get out of my brain OP +--- 137053346 +>>137050871 +I hope she gets naked in one episode like Lizzie. +--- 137053506 +>>137049845 (OP) +Same as it was the last time this thread popped up. Boring, with the highlight being Chickpea. Because she’s pretty cute. +--- 137053631 +>>137050871 +I’d much rather her be the main focus. Because rat boy sure as hell doesn’t make me want to watch a potential show. +--- 137053801 +>>137049845 (OP) +It's shit like this that makes me embarrassed to tell people I'm a fag +--- 137055135 +>>137053801 +ewwww +--- 137055181 +This is unfunny, paced horribly, and the voices are painfully bad. The only good thing I can say is that I get to use the term chromatic aberration correctly, because this shit hurts my eyes. diff --git a/co/137049913.txt b/co/137049913.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a812e39dae11fd714a3bff4aa6f07c4f76e3a017 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049913.txt @@ -0,0 +1,325 @@ +----- +--- 137049913 +>Delayed until February 2024 +>Was delayed twice already before that, and refused to show footage +>Plot leaks all but confirmed, and terribly mean spirited +>Sefton Hill and Jaime Walker, founders of Rocksteady, have left the company as of October 2022 +>GaaS nonsense +>Rocksteady talent likely left during Arkham Knight's development +>Game was created from a scrapped Superman game +I can't think of a bigger shitshow. Does WB Games honestly think they can salvage this in just a year? Would have been more cost effective to release it, eat the loss, then promote the fuck out of the Wonder Woman game. + +Anyway post DC games you want +--- 137050080 +>>137049913 (OP) +Is this the end for Rocksteady? +--- 137050107 +>>137049913 (OP) +I’m surprised there hasn’t been a big budget Teen Titans game. +--- 137050138 +>>137049913 (OP) +I want a Damian Wayne game. +--- 137050155 +>>137050080 +Probably. Sadly. +--- 137050156 +>>137049913 (OP) +DC fighting game that isn't Injustice. +I don't want the setting of the game to be some stupid Superman goes evil AU. +--- 137050213 +>>137050080 +>>137050155 +It's the natural cycle of games studios, save a few exceptions. They start small, a collection of passionate creators. Then they get big, possibly bought/absorbed by a bigger company like EA, Square, etc. Then as they expand there's more oversight, micromanaging, notes. After that the talent gets replaced by yes men, the content suffers, and the studio is eventually liquidated. The cycle repeats as the talent whom left either start a new studio or join up with others. +--- 137050216 +>>137049913 (OP) +There has been such a gigantic sea change in social media in the past few months I think it's taken a lot of people making stuff like this think twice. +Also Blackrock bugging the fuck out and taking their money with them probably hasn't helped. +--- 137050241 +>>137050216 +>There has been such a gigantic sea change in social media in the past few months I think it's taken a lot of people making stuff like this think twice. +I don't follow +--- 137050263 +>>137050213 +Don't worry, the entire ending of the game is about how they just use Flash to reboot everything so they can retcon a bunch of shit and start over. +God everything I see about this game just makes it sound worse and worse, and it was already a really fucking low bar when Captain Boomerang is using fucking guns instead of FUCKING BOOMERANGS. +--- 137050280 +>>137049913 (OP) +>Rocksteady shits the bed again after AC3 +>WB Montreal fucked all good will with Gotham Knights +You faggots going to apologize to Arkham Origins and Origins: Blackgate now? +--- 137050350 +>>137050246 +WTF is with pushing The Lost Boys this year? Is there a reboot in development or something? +--- 137050362 +>>137050280 +To some degree the blame is on WB Games. WB Montreal was originally going to do a Suicide Squad game as teased at the end of Arkham Origins, and Rocksteady was geared up to do a Superman game. Then at some point Superman was cancelled, companies switched projects, and it just got worse. Gotham Knights was painfully obvious in being a retooled Arkham Knight sequel, and unfortunately they cannibalized the Superman game to make Suicide Squad. + +Shit show all around +--- 137050384 +>tfw we will never get a Terry game +--- 137050393 +>>137049913 (OP) +What’s the plot? +--- 137050406 +>>137050393 +Braniac bad, Wonder Woman is the strongest hero of all time and the Suicide Squad have to get Flash for Operation Flashpoint so he can go back in time and save the world. +--- 137050461 +>>137049913 (OP) +Batman Fighting Game +The Roster: Batman (Bruce), Nightwing (Dick), Robin (Damian), Batgirl (Babs), Red Hood (Jason), Red Robin (Tim), Orphan (Cass), Batwoman (Kate), Signal (Duke), Catwoman (Selina), Joker, Harley Quinn, Bane, Mr Freeze, Clayface, Ra’s Al Ghul, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Penguin, Deathstroke, Deadshot, Killer Croc, Riddler + +Unlockable: Alfred Pennyworth, Bat-Wing (Luke), Spoiler (Steph), Taila Al Ghul + +DLC: Bat-Mite, Azrael (Jean Paul), The Batman Who Laughs, Batman Beyond (Terry), and the Creeper +--- 137050471 +>>137050461 +This is a joke, right? +--- 137050486 +>>137049913 (OP) +>>137050080 +Sad this is how Rocksteady dies. Killed by a terrible live-service Suicide Squad game. +--- 137050543 +Superman +Flash +Green Lantern +Green Arrow + +They all deserve their own games. Do you think Wonder Woman has a chance? They should be marketing that more. +--- 137050552 +>>137050263 +>the entire ending of the game is about how they just use Flash to reboot everything so they can retcon a bunch of shit and start +So Barry is a reset button now? +--- 137050574 +>>137050362 +Why is WB so incompetent? +--- 137050598 +>>137050552 +Yep. See Darkseid War. +--- 137050625 +>>137050552 +>>137050598 +I find really annoying that casual writers on these projects miss the entire point of that story. Not only is time travel incredibly difficult for Barry to do (especially without the aid of The Cosmic Treadmill), HE DOESNT FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE OF HOW DANGEROUS IT IS. +--- 137050650 +>>137050080 +yes +--- 137050693 +>>137050486 +>live-service +Eww when tf is that meme gonna die. +--- 137050713 +>>137050406 +>get Flash for Operation Flashpoint +fucking based. Barry wins again! +--- 137050751 +So, the question is why the long delay? +You figure they'd be taking out the GaaS shit and no longer making it a shooter because that was the biggest complaint. If they're not dealing with that garbage, what exactly is going to get fixed? +--- 137050795 +>>137050080 +When this was 4 years in and they had nothing to show and WB had them turn the assets they'd made for the Superman game into this and turned Montreal's Suicide Squad game into Knights it was already the end + +Hill and Walker will be announcing Bebop Studios by next year's Keighley awards +--- 137050798 +>>137050751 +A year isn't enough time to completely rip out the core game and replace it. My money is it being more about Kevin Conroy's death and the nature of the plot that was leaked. Not exactly a good look when a beloved actor who defined an iconic character is unceremoniously killed off in your game right after his real life death +--- 137050844 +>>137049913 (OP) +>no telltale batman season 3 +>no rocksteady arkham game +>no batman games at all +I don't give a shit about suicide squad or bat family. I just want to play as batman. Why does Warner bros hate money so much? +--- 137050864 +>>137050798 +Eh, I still think that, while it's a core part of the game, they'll tone down the GaaS stuff a bit. +--- 137050866 +>>137050486 +bruh they were killed by WB forcing them to make slop, no one there wanted this +--- 137050870 +>>137050798 +I thought the same thing. They're probably revamping his boss fight and giving him a more polite sendoff. If they kill him off with slapstick humor, I will become joker irl +--- 137050877 +>>137050844 +Here's an idea: lets do something that isn't fucking Batman or Batman adjacent +>>137050864 +You're optimistic. Even Avengers tried to milk cosmetics as much as they could +--- 137050913 +>>137050751 +They're desperately trying to unfuck the game after realizing that literally nobody wants this. I don't think there's a coherent plan at this point. Just release the piece of shit and get it over with. Redfall already came out and everyone shit all over it so hard, Suicide Squad might get off easy in the sense that few people will even care. +--- 137050931 +>>137050877 +A superman game could never work. Why do you think they scrapped it? And nobody gives a fuck about the rest of the justice league. If they're gonna invest millions, they're gonna want their money's worth. Need I remind you that Arkham knight sequel wasn't funded because the games were too expensive to make, as stated by Conroy himself. Ain't no way in hell they're spending a quarter of that budget on a green Lantern or wonder woman game. +--- 137050932 +>>137050877 +>Avengers +that it did, then it decided to go "fuck it" at the beginning of the year and release everything. + +I'd rather be optimistic than pessimistic. It doesn't take a year to re-write a story because an actor died. +--- 137050935 +>>137050486 +>a terrible live-service Suicide Squad game +Who asked for this? +Who thought this was a good idea? +Actually. You know what? If you had it just be Suicide Squad taking on lower level baddies like the Kobra Cult or Oolong Island, it might have worked. +Why the fuck did they think making brainwashed Justice League and Braniac the villains was a good idea?! +--- 137050962 +>>137050931 +>A superman game could never work. +Yes, it can. +>Why do you think they scrapped it? +Because WB Games are proven idiots if you look at their track record. +>And nobody gives a fuck about the rest of the justice league. +Look you could at least TRY with your bait +--- 137050974 +>>137050844 +A Suicide Squad game with Waller using a team of villains to take out other villains in various missions might have been good. It could have been a good romp into various DCU locations. Even the games as a service bullshit could have been decent, with various weekly events and challenges. +They tried to make it into a giant Justice League blockbuster. Fucking stupid. +--- 137050983 +>>137050962 +Cope. Batman sales devour the justice league +--- 137051021 +>>137050935 +>>137050974 +Dumbass. Nobody is gonna buy a game about literal whos killing literal whos. And no, Harley and deadshot can't carry sales. Just look at the box office for both movies and birds of prey +--- 137051146 +>>137050962 +>>A superman game could never work. +>Yes, it can. +In theory, yes. It would almost be like a god game. +Getting the right balance of flying around saving the city and fighting supervillains is tricky, of course. +--- 137051165 +>>137050263 +If they're going to reboot everything anyway, why not just keep Deadshot white until the next game? +--- 137051202 +>>137051021 +What if they made the game _______FUN_______ ? +--- 137051234 +>>137050393 +Brainiac turns the JL evil and Suicide Squad have to kill them. Luckily the JL were also turned into retards, considering any one of them (especially fucking Flash) could just obliterate them in a nanosecond if he wanted. +--- 137051241 +>>137051146 +>>137050931 +I feel like people overthink the Superman game to be "It has to be Superman's daily routine at full power, no dillineation" where we have a million canon excuses to have him START the game below average and work his way back up to full power, tons of enemies who can challenge him even at full power, and even then that's only a problem if you want a Hero Sim like BamHam or the new Spider-man games. A character action game focused purely on a class of enemies that can dent Superman if he doesn't react would also be very simple. But anons always want to push it into something stupid like a city-wide escort mission.Even if you're autistic enough to refuse to let Superman be a video game character in a video game, there's tons of ways to make it work with tools provided in the actual canon. +--- 137051332 +>>137051241 +It's really weird because you have DB games where Gogeta can get his ass beat by Raditz but the idea of a Superman game where a lower class enemy hurts him is apparently unthinkable +--- 137051343 +>>137051241 +I feel like even in a hero-sim you can just start with terrorists equipped with a bunch of millitary hardware (and whatever else you want them to have in-story) before graduating to robots/aliens/high-tech criminals is more than possible. +--- 137051356 +>>137050877 +>Even Avengers tried to milk cosmetics as much as they could +Didn't the backlash from that game basically shifted the GotG game into a proper game and removed all the GaaS shit? +--- 137051385 +>>137050935 +>Pic Related +City of Heroes/City of Villains was peak capeshit MMO though +--- 137051450 +>>137051241 +I'm not saying it can't work. I'm saying rocksteady tried and clearly they couldn't get a good core gameplay loop out of it. So it was canned. You can really do free flow combat with superman. That's too boring. But anything more grand and you can basically only fight bosses. +--- 137051517 +>>137051450 +Anon WB canned an entire Batgirl movie that was all but finished. No Superman wasn’t canceled due to difficulty, they’re just that dumb +--- 137051631 +>>137049913 (OP) +i was seeing this trend in the dc and marvel super hero games in all these games the main female characters cannot be sexualized, but than they have almost no female body in suicide squad kills the justice jeague wonder woman looks like a trannie, face body haircut and the harley looks like a trannie +what is the executive decision that makes these people spend hundreds of millions on these games and make the majority buyers who are men not be interested? +--- 137051699 +>>137051202 +Hell, I wouldn't even minder the "looter ""shooter""" aspects if each character had a unique playstyle. + +>Boomer is basically Arkham Batarangs on steroids. Has a few tricks boomerangs for crowd control. +>King Shark is a big beefy motherfucker who just goes full melee and clobbers the shit out of anyone. Closest thing he has to a ranged weapon is whatever poor fuck he gets his hands on. Can also throw teammates for extra mobility. Special interaction with Captain Boomerang where he can throw him, and Boomerang does his Human Boomerang trick. +>Deadshot has guns which is completely fair since that's his thing. Lack of real gimmicks, but just shits ranged damage like nobody's business. Bullets have a chance of ricocheting off enemies and walls into other enemies. +>Harley can really go either way. Can do some ranged while also occasionally dancing in and out of melee with her hammer. Can probably also drop traps for some melee crowd control and extra firepower. +--- 137051725 +>>137051699 +Your discription of King Shark makes him sound like Grimlock in Fall of Cybertron. +--- 137051787 +>>137051699 +That's hard to balance in open world where range dominates. King shark sounds basically useless. +--- 137052097 +>>137051787 +Just make him beefy and maybe give him a super jump of some sort so he can dogpile into the biggest mob of enemies he can find immediately. +--- 137052155 +I hate to say it, but even with GOTG and Avengers bombing, Marvel games are starting to dominate the industry. We got Spider-Man 2 on the way along with Wolverine both thanks to Insomniac, and Iron Man is getting a game from Motive Studios. One would have thought WB Games would at least try Green Arrow given the similar martial arts combat. That and bow mechanics have become a science in games. Even Avengers did alright with Hawkeye + +The point is WB needs to get their shit together. Hopefully Wonder Woman is good +--- 137052164 +>>137049913 (OP) +Worst thing about it is all the characters play the same +--- 137052473 +>>137052155 +I feel like making "Batman but with a bow" doesn't really help things. At the very least Marvel might branch out, I can't see Wolverine playing like Spider-man. If you want our games to feel like they have value don't just keep trying to remake Arkham but worse, and definitely don't make Avengers but worse. +--- 137052531 +>>137050241 +Companies are starting to realize the trannies and queers really were less than one percent of the population and Twitter just made it seem larger +--- 137052540 +>>137052473 +I think Oliver differs enough to warrant his own game, and basic hand-to-hand is similar enough for WB Games to actually try it. Plus think of all the trick arrows that could be used both in physical combat and ranged: +>Regular arrow +>Liquid nitrogen arrow +>Boxing glove arrow +>Exploding arrow +>Taser arrow +>Net/Bola arrow +>Smoke bomb arrow +>Sonic "canary cry" arrow +>Grapple/zipline arrow +--- 137052890 +>>137052164 +What, you never heard of Captain Boomerang's iconic shotgun? Now pick up your freedom sticks and finish your hamburger +--- 137053057 +>>137051699 +Whoa there, buckaroo! That sounds like we'd have to actually try to make something good! No thanks, we're just going to make looter shooter slop like everyone else. +--- 137053064 +WB should have just had them remaster Arkham Origins for an easy win. +--- 137053083 +>>137049913 (OP) +I just want a DC game where I can play as a bunch of DC characters like Ultimate Alliance +--- 137053145 +Have you guys ever played Justice League Legacy? It's pretty good. +--- 137054381 +This is the last thing Kevin Conroy ever worked on as batman +Let that sink in +--- 137055559 +>>137054381 +I think Multiversus can take that claim.......when it re-releases next year..... +--- 137055696 +>>137053083 +They already had a game like that, Justice League Heroes, it was alright, but then again, Ultimate Alliance was only alright, too. +--- 137055742 +This game has been in the works forever only to be Warframe with Harley Quinn +--- 137055744 +>>137050080 +Arkham Asylum was their only good game, so it isn't a huge loss. +--- 137055791 +>>137055744 +Eh, I think City had better combat and navigation. While Asylum had a decent story, backtracking got tedious +--- 137055821 +>>137054381 +AAAAIIEEEE +--- 137055836 +>>137049913 (OP) +Literally all I wanted was another Arkham game. A Batman Beyond game in the same engine would have been cool too. Or they could have done one of the more unique elseworlds and put a twist on the gameplay. But no, we're getting slop +--- 137055861 +More like suicide squad rocksteady kills interest with terrible looking gameplay and 9001 delays +--- 137055946 +>>137055742 +I can't understand how people like the loop in Warframe. +--- 137056017 +>>137051165 +Why not let him be black? Makes more sense for him to be a super successful assassin if he's black, since blacks are superior in basically every way +--- 137056141 +>>137050107 +Same for Static. +--- 137056389 +>>137050280 +>Origins: Blackgate + +lmao +--- 137056417 +>>137051234 +>Superman turns evil +>decide to bring out your A Game to take him out +>Harley Quinn + +It's over. diff --git a/co/137049933.txt b/co/137049933.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ef7c7c76ac8a50f63fce56fa1518d49ae0aff05c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137049933.txt @@ -0,0 +1,70 @@ +----- +--- 137049933 +What is the 2nd best episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force? +--- 137050959 +>>137049933 (OP) +whats the first +--- 137051026 +>>137050959 +Probably the 100th episode +--- 137051180 +Probably one of the later ones people are reluctant to acknowledge was really good like Storage Zeebles. +--- 137051548 +>>137051180 +Early Aqua Teen > Late Aqua Teen > Middle Aqua Teen +--- 137051613 +>>137051548 +It really drags in the middle when they over indulge on all of the gore. There's plenty of stinkers in late aquateen but there's definitely a return to form that resulted in a lot of good episodes. +--- 137051622 +>>137051026 +Fuck NO. +--- 137052120 +>>137051613 +100% agree. Humor really got dragged down when Adult Swim started allowing TV-MA levels of explicit violence/sex/language. They stopped being as clever about it. It became a crutch for good writing. + +A lot of time and creative energy from mid-2004 until early 2007 focused around the Aqua Teen movie, not so much the episodes themselves. + +They were also now making new shows like Squidbillies, 12 Oz. Mouse, and Perfect Hair Forever. Which took their attention away from anything Aqua Teen related. + +You can tell from the production/broadcast timeline of the show. + +Matt and Dave seemed kind of burnt out with the show. They had produced nearly 50 episodes in about 3 years, nearly nonstop. + +Work on Season 3 of Aqua Teen ended in mid-2004 and the last of those episodes aired that summer and fall. + +Then over a year passed without a single new episode of Aqua Teen being broadcast. In December 2005, 3 new episodes from Season 4 aired. Another long gap occurred. The rest of Season 4 finally aired in late 2006. Season 5 wouldn't arrive until 2008. +--- 137052247 +>>137050959 +the fruit one by a long shot +>out of my way you orange, WHORE. +--- 137052389 +>>137052247 +>but those days are over, no crack for me +--- 137052896 +>>137050959 +The Shaving, The Broodwich, Total Re-Carl, or even Revenge of the Trees. +--- 137052931 +>>137052896 +>...WE DON'T KNOW +>WE'RE TREES +--- 137053704 +someone made a song about athf +https://youtu.be/DOmK49RD680 [Embed] +>AND I WANNA BE +>A BIG BALL OF MEAT +>THAT BEES CAN BUZZ AROUND AND EAT +--- 137054894 +>>137052120 +It especially sucks because early aqua teen could be jarring and unsettling but didn't have to go all in on the blood. Compare Shake melting after becoming "The Fume" to him cutting his tongue off with the chainsaw in the shrink ray ep. +--- 137054957 +>>137054894 +Early Aqua Teen being weird was the appeal of the show. +--- 137055006 +>>137054957 +Not merely that it was weird, but specifically the intersection of the absurd and the banal. It's why Carl is the most important character. +--- 137055029 +>>137055006 +Of course it wasn't the entire appeal, but the two sides needed one another. +--- 137055097 +>>137049933 (OP) +Ezekiel diff --git a/co/137050349.txt b/co/137050349.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..834c698fc5fa00be127136e5321e7b1e866bde20 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050349.txt @@ -0,0 +1,85 @@ +----- +--- 137050349 +How are we liking Season 3c of Bluey /co/? +--- 137050379 +Never watched bluey but even though I personally don’t watch things for toddlers, it’s refreshing to know that there are shows that don’t have a political agenda towards them +>Verification not required. +--- 137050396 +>>137050379 +>it’s refreshing to know that there are shows that don’t have a political agenda towards them +--- 137050447 +>>137050379 +>it’s refreshing to know that there are shows that don’t have a political agenda towards them +No one tell him... +--- 137050958 +>>137050396 +Only a childless faggot would have a problem with this +--- 137051102 +>>137050379 +Every show ever has had a political agenda, you absolute r tard. Just because you don't agree with some doesn't mean it's an entire medium's fault. +--- 137052011 +It's honestly just ok so far. There's been a couple funny moments but the episodes as a whole haven't been standout. Stickbird felt like it was trying really hard to be one of those emotional episodes but was too vague and we just ended up with Bandit being weird. +--- 137052024 +>>137050396 +They only count agendas when they bring drama to a show +--- 137052034 +>>137052011 +Lemme guess, Bingo's gonna get the bottom bed because she's younger. +--- 137052051 +>>137052034 +Nope. +--- 137053144 +Pitch your Bluey episode ideas +--- 137053171 +>>137050349 (OP) +Uhh why are you posting this baby show on /co/ when it is banned from here? Seriously stop it +--- 137053214 +>>137053171 +Who said it was banned +--- 137053248 +>>137053171 +It's allowed retard. +--- 137053360 +>>137053214 +>>137053248 +Stop replying to the shitposters you dumb asses. +--- 137054564 +How many new episode are there? I remember the sofa cushion houses, then vacation relaxing but the kids want to play in the new hotel room, and then there the one with Bandit and Bingo playing in the beach and Bandit just stare off into space. Am I missing any episode between these three? +--- 137054668 +>>137050349 (OP) +I've only seen the couch and exercise one, didn't know the others were released. Both were kino. +--- 137054793 +>>137054564 +>Episode 38: "Cubby" +The sofa cushion house one. +>Episode 39: "Exercise" +Bandit tries to work out before leaving for work. +>Episode 40: "Relax" +The Heelers go on vacay, and Chili doesn't know how to unwind. +>Episode 41: "Stickbird" +A day at the beach and Bandit has something he can't get off his mind. + +You're missing Ep. 39. +--- 137054816 +>>137054793 +cool, thanks +--- 137055626 +They removed the first minute of Exercise because of the backlash against it bodyshaming people. I wish it didn't pander to these people, but at least I can pirate it for the uncensored version. + +Here's the link to the uncensored versions of the episodes: +https://mega.nz/folder/fYQV3IyA#tRXvPp1qVNcsLRDRrcd15Q +--- 137055685 +>>137055626 +AND PEPA DAD CAN BE laughed on still +--- 137055731 +Why does every game involve Bandit getting hurt or embarrassed? +--- 137055915 +>>137050349 (OP) +I have been quite enjoying it +--- 137055953 +>>137055626 +>They removed the first minute of Exercise because of the backlash against it bodyshaming people +why do people pander to these fat cunts? +--- 137055969 +>>137050958 +Nice makeup, does his boyfriend fuck him in this? diff --git a/co/137050660.txt b/co/137050660.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f106ee70bea09e8d0509f7f64af387bbc9f65983 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050660.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 137050660 +2 days for Helen Musical. +--- 137050749 +The Sound of Helen. +--- 137050776 +>>137050660 (OP) +>musical +boring +>with worst character +also boring +--- 137050842 +>>137050776 +Shit taste on both accounts +--- 137051077 +>>137050660 (OP) +Don't delete this, Y'all need it then. +--- 137052228 +>>137050660 (OP) +Chip & Skip. +--- 137054025 +>>137050660 (OP) +I think it’ll be a fun episode +--- 137054192 +>>137050660 (OP) +--- 137054281 +>>137054192 +Where did you get this? +--- 137054399 +>>137054281 +I made that myself + +I just copied and pasted with an Instagram repost app. +--- 137054431 +>>137054281 +>>137054399 +Here's also this https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp5EqT5sBh3/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= diff --git a/co/137050666.txt b/co/137050666.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a6e4f8500be79084603705e75a1fd84aa8cccc4c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050666.txt @@ -0,0 +1,86 @@ +----- +--- 137050666 +ITT: shows absolutely no one watched +--- 137050673 +>>137050666 (OP) +So an episode or four it was alright. +--- 137051363 +>>137050666 (OP) +Satan out of nowhere +--- 137051808 +El Comedor +--- 137051819 +>>137050666 (OP) +Priscilla was big on here, man. What are you talking about? +--- 137051881 +This shit was unnecessary brutal sometimes +--- 137051957 +>>137050666 (OP) +>The episode where the two sidekicks literally moved the sun closer to the earth with her lasso. +--- 137052002 +>>137050666 (OP) +The Pole +Actually do recommend it. +--- 137052218 +>>137051819 +Post art +--- 137052345 +>first new cartoon I've liked in the last 7 years +>does 80s/90s nostalgia in a way that isn't just "look it's the thing you recognize, please clap" +>was an adult cartoon that was not at all reliant on swearing, violence, drugs, and sex in any way +>mixed media approach with an interesting plot development +This show wasn't perfect but I thought it was great and there was no hype for it. +--- 137052579 +>>137050666 (OP) +I watched that Well "watched" as in I had to put something on when my much younger sister came to visit and she liked Disney JR stuff at the time It wasn't so bad for a baby show. I kind of wanted to fuck the skunk chick. +--- 137052899 +>>137052218 +You can find it on your own, big boy +--- 137053189 +>>137050666 (OP) +the only reason I know this exists is because of the gore art someone drew +--- 137053284 +>>137050666 (OP) +>shows that nobody watched +>posts /co/ FOTM +Are you stupid, satan? +--- 137053844 +>>137050666 (OP) +I once dated a woman who had a kid who watched this show. Something is off about that cactus. Freaked me out. +--- 137053973 +>>137053844 +I also hate the cactus. He weirds me out just because he is the only non-animal person in the show. +--- 137053990 +>>137050666 (OP) +for you satan +--- 137054026 +>>137052345 +Is this getting a second season or is it a “one and done” deal? +--- 137054101 +>>137053990 +Isn't this a classic? +--- 137054378 +>>137053284 +I may be a bit slow +--- 137054642 +>>137051881 +Holy shit… +--- 137054702 +>>137054642 +>acceptably brown +Kek +--- 137054725 +>>137051881 +I remember pan of rebeltaxi mentioning this +--- 137054749 +>>137054702 +Isn’t the poster art nearly identical? They even have the same character types laid out. +--- 137054782 +>>137051881 +Taken from it’s (translated) wiki + +>Hara is a 15-year-old teenager who, along with her brother Tesu, must face the loss of her grandmother and face a world dominated by men, where only the strongest can survive. + +>On their way, they will have to deal with the hidden power of Hara: a transformation. Thus, a trip of two boys will take place with their pet, full of adventures and many fights. + +Gag me diff --git a/co/137050902.txt b/co/137050902.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0efa0a114d9074bddb308a2786ef64973c8d5032 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050902.txt @@ -0,0 +1,345 @@ +----- +--- 137050902 +previously: >>137014950 → +--- 137050930 +as per popular demand, the final storytime will be on saturday. to those 4 anons who wanted it on sunday, please don't commit 諫死 in protest, we just cleaned the carpet. +in order to achieve that however I'll post both chibi usagi and yokai today, so prepare for a night of terror! +--- 137050965 +>>137050902 (OP) +YOU SUCKY YOUR JIMBO! +--- 137050985 +>>137050965 +>he doesn't have a servant to suck his jimbo +begone, peasant +--- 137051017 +>>137050930 +Will we be doing Stan’s 47 ronin as well? +--- 137051024 +>Translation notes: 485 +--- 137051044 +>>137051017 +on sunday probably +--- 137051076 +chibi Gen, I... +--- 137051203 +>>137051044 +Thank you for the clarification because I didn’t know whether or not we were going to do that on the account of you being busy and all that +--- 137051217 +>Translation notes: 486 +--- 137051245 +>>137050902 (OP) +Oh shit, Groo the Chibi wanderer. +--- 137051271 +>>137051044 +That eels sounds like a Spider. +--- 137051281 +https://youtu.be/i4N-ZCtp2iY [Embed] +--- 137051297 +>>137051076 +little did they know 1 million ninja, 10 billion samurai and 50 billion carriers lost their lives for that rock. +--- 137051436 +>>137051178 +Good grief. +--- 137051437 +>>137049361 → +For anon in the last thread who wanted to read Wherewhen #1 +https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136601658/#q136617497 +--- 137051470 +>>137051059 +A FUCKING ROCK +--- 137051492 +>>137050930 +I-It is ending? Thought we were going to have more Usagi adventures :( didnt expect the IDW run to go by so quickly +--- 137051509 +>>137051492 +such is the impermanence of all things... +--- 137051516 +>>137051492 +Do not feel sorry for it ending, feel god for it happening. +--- 137051525 +>Translation notes: 487 +--- 137051526 +>>137051178 +Good grief, Tomoe. +--- 137051538 +>>137051460 +WAVES AND ROCKS +--- 137051672 +>Translation notes: 488 +I guess they and the dogu people are yokai. as well as the single salamander, so +>Yokai: 103 +heebie chibies +dogu people +--- 137051812 +>Translation notes: 489 +--- 137052115 +So when we get to Senso, will we get one more reprise of the wherewhen story as a epilogue, or will we just go straight into it? +--- 137052159 +>>137052115 +I don't know, what do you guys prefer? there are only 2 chapters out +--- 137052178 +>>137052159 +Eh, let's do it next year when we got more stuff. +--- 137052211 +>>137052178 +makes sense +--- 137052347 +>>137052313 +He is no longer a clay man, he has transformed into... a Haniwa! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3j1IhPRFs0 [Embed] +--- 137052535 +>>137052443 + +He's not just the real hero, why, heart Dogu is essentially an immortal superhuman compared to all of you. Why, being made of ceramic he could tear all of you apart with his hands. Or drag you into the river to die. +--- 137052673 +>>137052599 +>moo +Hey wait a minute +--- 137052708 +>>137051254 +If Stan sold some Dogu plushies, I'd buy one in a heartbeat. They're so cute! +--- 137052902 +>>137052855 +Grabbing Usagi by the ears feels like a gag Stan's had in his back packet for ages. It's too silly and undignified for the main book, but here it fits right in! +--- 137052905 +>>137052875 +Thanks for storytiming murder, I gotta go to bed now. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk [Embed] +Vid related is me, but reading Usagi comics instead of making chocolate pudding. +--- 137052930 +>>137052905 +good night anon. +>Vid related is me, but reading Usagi comics instead +as are all of us right now +--- 137052964 +you should be able to solve this. +--- 137053066 +>Yokai: 104 +--- 137053200 +>Translation notes: 490 +--- 137053343 +dawww +--- 137053357 +>>137052755 +swrily eyes ballon +--- 137053359 +and this was it for Super-Deformed Usagi. I'm taking a break before starting Yokai, so in the meantime go to https://yokai.com/?redirect_to=random and find out what will haunt you tonight! +>https://yokai.com/haradashi/ +well that doesn't sound so bad +--- 137053416 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/manekineko/ +>Maneki Neko +>My cat is a Calico cat +based +--- 137053483 +>>137053359 +....Fuck. +https://yokai.com/shouki/ +--- 137053527 +I was late for the last thread, but thanks to a single dedicated drawfriend: +>new fanart: 40 + +>that Kimi/Chizu pic +I do not know what to say. Thank you. +--- 137053528 +>>137053483 +LOL anon got drafted +--- 137053551 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/ookubi/ +Seems harmless enough +>In most accounts they are female in appearance +Nice. Hope they lik +>According to some accounts, if an ōkubi breaths on any body part, that part will become inflamed +I'm willing to take that chance. +--- 137053558 +https://yokai.com/daitengu/ +High risk, high reward +--- 137053647 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/kanbarinyuudou/ +>"Kanbari nyūdō is a perverted ghost-like yōkai which lurks outside of bathrooms on New Year’s Eve. It has a roughly priest-like appearance, with robes and a tonsured haircut. Its body is covered in thick hairs. Kanbari nyūdō blows a cuckoo out of its mouth. As it only comes out once per year, very little is known about this yōkai." +>the coomer NEET brapfag yokai +I am the anon who rolled the "shame yokai" last year. How the fuck do I keep getting the yokai that are >literally me +--- 137053773 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/shionochoujirou/ +>Shio no Chōjirō was a man who was known for his love of horse flesh and the curse that this sinful pleasure brought upon him. +It's just Japanese Mr. Hands, isn't it? +--- 137053815 +>>137049511 → +Go ahead and do a comic if you want to, drawanon. Even though my comic was relatively lacking in good humor and art, I still had fun making it. Congrats on graduating btw +--- 137053933 +>>137052516 +--- 137053965 +>>137053359 +Looks like i got a kitsune +https://yokai.com/okongitsune/ +--- 137053995 +>>137053773 +>SIR in Feudal Japan +I should really commission him to draw some Usagi fanart. +--- 137054058 +alright, let's get this started +>>137053483 +>unpaid interneship +haha yes, YES HAHAHA +--- 137054060 +>>137053359 +I sure love Worms that make me old https://yokai.com/sanshi/ +--- 137054128 +https://youtu.be/yBbR_uODtTY [Embed] +>Translation notes: 492 +--- 137054146 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/sunamuranoonryou/ +>A walking pumpkin +so it was real all along? +--- 137054173 +>Yokai: 105 +>>137054146 +of course, you just had to believe in it! +--- 137054313 +>>137052912 +CUTE!! +--- 137054314 +>Yokai: 106 +--- 137054344 +>>137050930 +>please don't commit 諫死 in protest, we just cleaned the carpet. +Oh fuck. I've been here enough that I can actually read that. +--- 137054379 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/tsurubebi/ +Never heard of these before +--- 137054380 +>Yokai: 107 +--- 137054430 +>>137049478 → +CUTE! +>>137049603 → +Oh..oh my +>>137053527 +Kim x Chizu is ripe for comforting healing and wound patching +--- 137054433 +>Yokai: 108 +--- 137054463 +>>137053359 +>https://yokai.com/yonakiishi/ +Well, no sleep tonight. +--- 137054512 +>>137054488 +SASUKE!! +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npiUVaQX30 [Embed] +--- 137054513 +I won't just add 100 to the yokai count, let's do this properly +>Yokai: 116 +--- 137054567 +>Yokai: 127 +--- 137054609 +>Yokai: 128 +I've read enough shunga to know where this is going! +--- 137054629 +>Yokai: 129 +--- 137054639 +>>137054629 +Are salamaders associated with fire in Japan as well as in Europe? +--- 137054669 +>Yokai: 130 +--- 137054765 +>Yokai: 131 +--- 137054794 +I spot 43 +>Yokai: 174 +--- 137054810 +>>137054794 +Not gonna lie. "Split maw" there is kind of cute. +--- 137054828 +>Yokai: 177 +--- 137054842 +>Yokai: 184 +--- 137054858 +>Yokai: 188 +>tanuki +https://youtu.be/YFPaSIy--50 [Embed] +--- 137054873 +>Yokai: 199 +--- 137054932 +>>137054928 +KINETIC CARD! +--- 137054949 +>Yokai: 205 +--- 137054993 +>>137053359 +>https://yokai.com/hitobashira/ +Not like I wanted to sleep or anything. +--- 137054997 +>Yokai: 212 +--- 137055007 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/iyaya/ +>hot chick from behind, old man face +>just scares you, that’s it +Good thing I prefer to hit it from behind +--- 137055015 +>FLOOOOoooooₒₒₒₒ..... +--- 137055079 +>>137055071 +That's no yokai, that's my wife! +--- 137055105 +>>137055099 +>>137055087 +Sasuke had a hard life +--- 137055106 +>>137055087 +>TFW we'll probubly ever get a Sasuke prequel mini series +--- 137055154 +>>137055015 +The granddaddy of all Flooos +--- 137055159 +I love watercolor so much, with a bit of effort it looks great on anything specially comics +--- 137055207 +I like to think of this little story as an epilogue to show sasuke never rests +--- 137055235 +>Yokai: 213 +--- 137055250 +>Yokai: 214 +I'm your op murderanon, and this was Yokai. Have a good night and don't forget your sutras! +https://youtu.be/SnbXi__AeV8 [Embed] +--- 137055309 +>>137055250 +YOKAI JAPAAAAAAAAAAANN! +--- 137055358 +>>137052755 +>>137053357 +He'll be alright but he's still going in the count. + +>Skull ballloons: 438 +--- 137055474 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/yasha/ +Oh dear +--- 137055585 +>>137053359 +https://yokai.com/hounengyo/ +Guess I've got good fortune ahead +--- 137055635 +>>137055071 +>We only need to win once. +>You will need to win forever. +--- 137055918 +>>137050902 (OP) +>>137055250 +Thanks for the storytime double feature, Murder. You're the second hardest working man in Yokaiwood, right behind /ourqueller/. +--- 137055999 +>>137053359 +>https://yokai.com/haradashi/ +>Haradashi is a goofy-looking yōkai that can change into various different forms. +> Unlike most yōkai, haradashi do not do anything harmful. They are cheerful and agreeable yokai, and enjoy amusing others and cheering people up. They frequently disguise themselves as ordinary humans and then use their belly faces to surprise people and make them laugh. +>Haradashi appear to sad and lonely individuals, particularly those who are at home drinking alone. Haradashi will slip into these peoples’ houses to cheer them up. When offered a drink, a haradashi happily accepts it, and then bares its belly and performs a ridiculous dance. Those who entertain a haradashi in their homes find that their troubles and worries vanish, and they become filled with hopes and dreams. +Nice, murder's karma has rewarded him with the patron yokai of Hyouge Mono. +--- 137056354 +>>137055087 +Sasuke really needs a hug. Or ten. +--- 137056508 +>>137054810 +Sure she is. diff --git a/co/137050940.txt b/co/137050940.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..db472417624209c8da84322620d978d19046ef95 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050940.txt @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +----- +--- 137050940 +Is she right? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOaIk7X8KhY [Embed] +--- 137051279 +This is the most tumblr shit possible and it hurts. +--- 137051319 +>>137051279 +>This is the most tumblr shit possible +You say that as if that's a bad thing +--- 137051458 +>>137050940 (OP) +>white woman was here +>how can you tell? +>video essay +--- 137051507 +>>137050940 (OP) +Sorry but I'm not gonna be spending an hour listening to some random bitch ramble about Tim Burton's crypto-fourth-wall-infrared misogyny or whatever the fuck +--- 137051607 +So I gave it a few minutes and I have no idea what she wants to spend an hour communicating. She liked Tim Burton movies when she was young because they made her happy. Now she blames him for her problems? Or she is just upset that he's not working as much? Or she see's people who are taking after him and wants to status shame him? + +Is this just a woman thing? +--- 137051637 +>>137051607 +It's always a fucking woman thing. +--- 137051753 +>>137051607 +based speedwatcher, + +anyway, i'm around minute 17, the video is: "Tim Burton, despite of all the problematic things in his past movies, was great and did great things, now he sucks, not even necessarely in a problematic way, his movies are just bad, how did that happen?" +--- 137052125 +>>137050940 (OP) +No thanks. +--- 137052217 +>>137050940 (OP) +Tim Burton was always mid but his art is really appealing +--- 137053701 +This is the second video I have seen about shitting in Tim Burton. +What happened? +--- 137053861 +>>137051458 +True. +--- 137054018 +>>137051319 +Tumblr can be based, but this is the annoying side of it that makes my eyes glaze over. +--- 137054376 +I don't care about op or his shitty video. I'm just here to post jack +--- 137054856 +>>137051753 + +Good fucking lord, what was the problematic shit in those movies to this person? +--- 137054970 +>>137054856 +I'm going to assume it has something to do with assertive male leads doing things and depictions of women being in love with men instead of emasculating them. diff --git a/co/137050953.txt b/co/137050953.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7501d7b9cfa17cf3eaacffee9c209ffbb3fffcfb --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050953.txt @@ -0,0 +1,676 @@ +----- +--- 137050953 +Are we ready for the new season? +--- 137050960 +The fuck happened in the last thread? +--- 137050961 +>>137045572 +>destroying an infinite universe but space-time is not involved +This is confusing every time it's brought up and I don't know if I buy it. If someone is stated to destroy an universe then naturally it should be assumed that its timespace is erased too? It sounds like a way to wank thanos. +Although I guess, giving the benefit of doubt to these dubious tiers, I might assume in the worst case someone who goes destroying galaxy per galaxy until the checklist is filled will not really destroy the timeline, and a kaioshin will make a new block later, or in the best case someone is beyond the universe will blast it so bad it destroys the past too. This is a good opportunity to wank Lord English. +--- 137051003 +Anyways, here's the three new Yates/Therewolf tracks that were in the deleted thread. +1.) Rimuru [Slime Reincarnation] vs Key [Vtuber] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76DMRYKYH7M [Embed] +--- 137051011 +Mods are 2D beings and are salty they cannot touch 3D beings. + +Or are 3D beings that cannot understand how much more conceptually powerful 4D beings are +--- 137051032 +>>137051003 +2.) Superman [DC Comics] vs Optimus Prime [Transformers] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzBVjFI3GRE [Embed] +--- 137051033 +>>137050960 +Z axis +--- 137051049 +>>137051032 +3.) Guts [Berserk] vs Kratos [God of War] +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbl66hoLeNQ [Embed] +--- 137051055 +>>137050960 +The jannies want to TRAP and BETRAY us. +--- 137051060 +>>137050953 (OP) +I don't think a Conan villain is beating a DBS villain +--- 137051066 +>>137050960 +I guess there was too much D to handle. +--- 137051072 +>>137050960 +jannies do not want mere mortals to find out how the tiering system works because it allows us to tap into the fundamental forces of the cosmos to manipulate probability and flood these threads with undeserved digits +--- 137051090 +>>137051072 +Mods are superfags + +and we know superfags just like superman are massive faggots and inferior to Warrior of Light and Goku +--- 137051093 +>>137050953 (OP) +Arcueid can beat up your favorite character. +--- 137051097 +yo thumbnail anon, can i get Ming the Merciless vs Darth Vader? +--- 137051101 +>>137050961 +>someone who goes destroying galaxy per galaxy until the checklist is filled will not really destroy the timeline +destroying all matter in a universe shouldn't count as destroying the universe. Even our universe is made up of 5% ordinary matter. And then there is the quantum BS foam zero-point energy whatever +--- 137051131 +>>137051101 +That's way too autistic a specification +--- 137051137 +>>137051093 +>Tranime Gacha Wank +ENTER +--- 137051157 +>>137051093 +>Literally mogged and overshadowed by her autistic cat form +Lol. +--- 137051175 +>>137051093 +>She became gachashit +lmao +--- 137051184 +>>137051093 +>moeshit +--- 137051214 +>>137050960 +someone was about to post the alien +--- 137051265 +>>137051093 +She got overshadowed by her autistic chibi cat form, she ain't beating up shit bro. +--- 137051302 +>>137051093 +>>137051157 +>>137051265 +>Neko Arc +jobs to Cattail, who deals 20 damage per spike (plasma pea can deal 20 damage with an uncharged shot, which is a universe) +>>137051137 +based PvZposter +--- 137051318 +>>137051093 +Legit, could she beat Captain Planet? +--- 137051329 +>>137051302 +>Parading around a mobile game made for old women and 5 year olds +You're on a tier below gacha/VN shit, and that's saying something. +--- 137051350 +>>137051329 +>PvZ +>a mobile game +>He can't recognize the vintage kino vidya classics of Popcap +Fatefags...were retarded... +--- 137051384 +>cat form +>It's this meme fucker +Does it has Toon Force or anything? +--- 137051392 +>>137051350 +>>a mobile game +>Implying it WASN'T carried to fame due to it being an MG in the first place +Sir, your brain damage is showing. +>>137051384 +No, people just want to fuck it. +--- 137051426 +>>137051392 +>No, people just want to fuck it +wut +--- 137051428 +>>137051137 +>>137051302 +>Reddit vs Zombies +Pathetic. +--- 137051457 +>>137051428 +Barneybros... +--- 137051466 +>>137051426 +The reason people know more about Neko-Arc than they do Arcrud or Fate in general is because they want to fuck Arc, and because of the memes. This cat gets more recognition than every Fate VN/Game/Porn comic combined. +--- 137051496 +>>137051093 +my HEROES destroy her and her verse +--- 137051512 +>>137051384 +Yeah she has some form of toonforce and is a reality warper to a certain degree. +--- 137051519 +>>137051329 +You must be at least 18 years old to post on 4chan. +--- 137051561 +>>137051519 +Eh, gemcraft was better. +--- 137051593 +>>137051496 +B-B-B-BASED!!! +--- 137051627 +>>137051392 +>carried to fame due to it being an MG in the first place +Plebian reddit shit misconception, PvZ is popular because of its unique spin on the tower defense genre that rewarded the player with a unique music clip that showcased the game's comedically cute yet tim burton-esque atmopherical setting and went viral due to fitting the 2009 internet culture zeitgeist +only retarded and detatched 90s/80s fags choose to be contrarians and hate on this soulful 2000s pc vintage game +it has even spawned a decent sequel (potentially an improvement if you donwload the old version while using cheats to get past the microtransactions and poor design choices) and many great spin offs (Garden Warfare, Heroes) +--- 137051658 +>>137051561 +>COALcraft +>a generic relic that bares no relevance and did nothing to reinvent its formula and brings something new to its repetitive genre +--- 137051780 +>>137051428 +>FAGgle +Lol, Kek, Lmao even +--- 137051789 +>>137051561 +Ah, finally someone with a real opinion +--- 137051843 +>>137051428 +>wears the relative of a character from that game as a hat +>>>/trash/ +>>>/mlp/ +--- 137051862 +>Off-Topic Popcap shills and PvZ reddit zoomers +Can these threads get any worse? +--- 137051917 +>>137051862 +Makes the dimensionality discussion seem interesting hahahhaha +--- 137051940 +Will we ever get such an obscure character again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyKI1CHPMNw [Embed] +--- 137052038 +>>137051940 +Is this the most obscure character they've done? +--- 137052076 +>>137051940 +>>137052038 +who's the guy in the left? +--- 137052102 +>>137052076 +That ain't Falco +--- 137052107 +>>137051940 +Depends if Chad can strongarm a Sanderson character onto the show. +--- 137052126 +>>137051917 +>he'd rather talk about schizo mental gymnastic pseudo science shit rather then schizo larp about 2000s PC vintage kino +the absolute state of VSBWtrannies +--- 137052157 +>>137052126 +>He'd rather [schizo larp] than [schizo larp] +Ftfy. +--- 137052163 +>>137052126 +you are mentally ill +--- 137052212 +>>137052102 +Lmao. I meant your left +--- 137052242 +>>137051097 +Hey sorry about that anon, didn't know the other thread died +--- 137052259 +>>137052242 +2 +--- 137052279 +>>137052259 +Evolution Goku vs Live action seiya +--- 137052282 +>>137052212 +Green knuckles +--- 137052348 +>>137051940 +the closest to an obscure character we got as of recently is a mythological figure, so never +you'd have to step in and make your character really popular in the community for it to be featured on death battle +--- 137052367 +>>137052242 +Hey, T anon, a bit of an unusual request. As a fellow thumbnail maker, which one of these looks better? +>>137052107 +Or image attached? +--- 137052377 +>>137052242 +the negative 10 vs the sinister six +--- 137052388 +Anchor post for requests + +>>137052367 +who're the characters, anon +--- 137052450 +>>137052377 +sublimino and charmcaster solo, a more fair fight would the rogues because at least mirror master can contend with mindhax +--- 137052497 +>>137052388 +Catherine Foundling from a Practical Guide to Evil and Vin Venture from Mistborn. Cat drawn by Haco1. +https://www.reddit.com/r/ReasonableFantasy/comments/cjcu2f/catherine_foundling_from_practical_guide_to_evil/ +And Vin by Elizabeth Peiró. +https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/022/407/942/large/elizabeth-peiro-mistborn-vinfanart.jpg?1575329703 +--- 137052499 +>>137052242 +sinister six vs the rogues +--- 137052542 +some requests from the last thread +--- 137052553 +>>137052388 +Mac Tonight vs Ecco the Dolphin +--- 137052586 +>>137052450 +charmcaster also solos them, she killed ben and undid the omnitrix's fail safe in the process, and omnitrix was able to hold off the big bang and contain alien x meaning that she probably scales above him +--- 137052705 +>>137052367 +This one feels more balanced facially while the second one is a bit uneven in terms of size, though let me see if I can take a crack at them +--- 137052720 +>>137052542 +Thank you. Personally, I think Pyrrha's got this, her maneuverability through gusts of wind will make it easy to enter their lungs and suffocate them. +--- 137052726 +>Joke +Fiction +>The One +Akuma (Street Fighter) +>Good Alts +Kazuya Mishima (Tekken) +Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear) +>Fine +Roah (Fist of the North Star) +Sagat (Street Fighter) +>Meh +Howard Geese (KoF) +Saitama (OPM) +Endeavour (MHA) +Kenshiro (Fist of the North Star) +Karate Kid (DC Comics) +>No Thanks +Omni-Man (Invincible) +Dio Brando (JJBA) +Homelander (The Boys) +All Might (MHA) +Garou (OPM) +--- 137052741 +>>137052705 +Neat, thanks anon. +--- 137052891 +>>137052586 +>You need universal power to fuck up the Omnitrix and its failsafe +No. This has literally never been the case. The jobbertrix just gets fucked up by everything ranging from mana manipulation to dimensional travel. +--- 137052904 +Dunno what happened to the last thread, but thankfully managed to save thumbnail anon's pic on time. +--- 137052943 +When are we going to get some kino lich fights? +--- 137052986 +>>137051137 +>>137051302 +The plant fears the monkey (druid) +--- 137052993 +Franklin Richards vs Dr. Manhattan +--- 137053036 +>>137052943 +Pic related is probably an interesting relatively low level bout. Nagash vs Mannimarco is probably a step above that, and you're probably looking for matchups for Larloch and Vecna at the top. +--- 137053042 +>>137051093 +>Fateshit +So you've chosen death by Terumi I see +--- 137053075 +>The One +Vreedle Brothers (Ben 10) +>Good Alts +Farmer with a Shotgun (DBZ) +Floyd and Lloyd (Spongebob) +Bane (TDK Trilogy) +The Uni-Bomber (Real Life) +>Fine? +Alaskan Bull Worm (Spongebob) +Beavis and Butthead (s/t) +Jose Gallard (Balan's Wonderworld) +>Meh +Sneasel (Pokemon) +Otis (Back at the Barnyard) +Melvin Sneedly (Captain Underpants) +>No Thanks +Patrick Bateman (Bret Easton Ellis) +Mordecai and Rigby (Regular Show) +--- 137053140 +>>137053075 +the real one is Sneed and Chuck from World of Warcraft +--- 137053157 +>>137053075 +Jose Gallard can throw down with Vergil, if the memes are to be believed, which they are. +--- 137053265 +>>137053157 +Sneed can influence real life which is above fiction, therfore Sneed has high dimensional hax +--- 137053280 +>>137051055 +I've seen the big video and wonder, just how strong would the Vegito consisting of Ultra Ego Goku and Ultra Instinct Vegeta end up being? +--- 137053294 +>>137053265 +That is true! The stormposting memes are definitely less popular than the sucking and fucking memes. +--- 137053332 +>>137053280 +if they did fuse both forms would be incomparable meaning Vegito would either have to use one or the other +if you want to ignore that and use fanfic logic you'll get this edgy shit +--- 137053342 +>>137053294 +Vergilsisters...first sephiroth, now this!? How can this be... +--- 137053354 +>>137052388 +Super Hero Squad Thanos vs Bowser +--- 137053435 +post matchups where a character has an already better opponent (Eggman for example with pic related) but would still be fun to see nonetheless +--- 137053453 +>>137053435 +Bowser stomps and then proceeds to beat lord dominator into submission and fuck her with his BBC +--- 137053465 +>>137053453 +Why can't Nintendo manchildren go one post without talking about cuckoldry. +--- 137053517 +>>137053492 +Yujibros...its over... +--- 137053537 +>>137053435 +--- 137053552 +>>137053465 +CHADrio warped you +--- 137053568 +>>137053537 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w [Embed] +--- 137053608 +>>137053435 +For a given definition of "better", Rick is almost certainly going to fight the Doctor. But this matchup is still hilarious. +--- 137053630 +>>137053140 +>aquatic pet and goblin +no character dynamic, fake sneed and chuck +--- 137053666 +>>137053453 +Isn't Hater stronger than a planet buster? +--- 137053676 +>>137052741 +Here's how I'd fix your version +--- 137053688 +>>137053676 +and this is just an alt +--- 137053759 +>>137053666 +actually with some scaling to wonder (black hole feat) he can put at galaxy level so they are both even in power levels +Bowser wins once he gets serious tho, and he is less of a jobber then hater when you consider mario is a legitmate threat unlike wonder who wasn't even trying to be a menace to hater +--- 137053817 +>>137053676 +Nice, thanks T anon. +>>137053688 +Lol, yeah, I made that as an alt too. I like yours better though. +--- 137053916 +>>137052279 +--- 137053928 +>>137053759 +I dunno I think Hater could still take it. He made a lightning barrier that covered an entire planet and no sold Dominator +--- 137053951 +>>137053817 +great minds think alike, anon. You've got the eye for what looks good, it's now just the composition itself and you'll be golden +--- 137054029 +>beats Master Chief +>beats Commander Sheppard +>beats the Guardians from Destiny +>beats the Tenno from Warframe +>beats Iron Man +>beats Genos +>beats Cyborg +>beats Doomslayer + +who can stop this mad woman? +--- 137054039 +>>137054029 +Adam. +--- 137054073 +>>137054029 +ENTER +--- 137054217 +>>137052242 +Where is Gotz the iron hand vs Teddy Roosevelt TN Anon? +--- 137054218 +>>137054029 +>Cyborg, Genos, Tony +>He thinks she beats them +Lol. Cy has his Motherbox haxs, Genos is still getting upgraded, and 90% of Tony's armours would turn Samus into scrap metal. +--- 137054249 +>>137053075 +Leave Sneed to me. +--- 137054330 +>>137054218 +Ah, but you must remember that Samus's arch nemesis is a pterodactyl. Universe busters, every one. +--- 137054336 +>>137054073 +>stick your dick into Samus +>have your life force absorbed +--- 137054338 +>>137054029 +Still don't get why we got Excalibur vs Raiden, should've been Tenno vs Guardian. +Would've loved to see climax of the fight having Tenno disengage from Excalibur Umbra and fighting as a duo. +--- 137054414 +>>137054338 +despite being people that analize pop culture for vs fights, it seems they really do not have that much of knowledge regarding pop culture, Destiny VS Warframe super obvious and they still missed it, and we go the nonsense of Raiden vs Excalibur +--- 137054446 +https://youtu.be/Px5E5paIkRY [Embed] +Fresh content +--- 137054479 +>>137054217 +I've got a list of requests anon, but here's yours. + +1 +--- 137054485 +>>137054446 +Kingdom Hearts Chads win again +--- 137054499 +>>137054479 +2 +--- 137054574 +>>137054073 +Common Rules to Porn force/Pornforce: Sex must happen, no matter how powerful the character or opponent. +--- 137054583 +>>137054446 +Shit, that was pretty good. It's sad that they'll probably do the shit match of Zero vs MK instead. +--- 137054646 +>>137053928 +>no sold Dominator +he still jobs to her regulary, and puh-lease bowser has a shitload of magic koopa hax that will make the WoY verse kneel +--- 137054689 +>>137054646 +nu Death Battle doesn't care about jobbing. 1v1 Hater might have the better feats overall. Army vs Army though then yeah Bowser likely takes it +--- 137054763 +>>137054029 +I only believe about half what you said, maybe less. +>>137054336 +You don't need to sell me on the concept, anon. +>>137054446 +>gets shanked +>heart +I guess Meta's into kinky shit. +--- 137054780 +>>137054689 +Bowser has time travel +https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Lv_TYktjv6I&t=230 [Embed] +--- 137054844 +>>137054780 +Looks like a Kamek thing and even then he jobbed to Yoshi +--- 137054888 +>>137054780 +>can shrink enemies to the cellular level by voring them +>turned toads into brick blocks +>trapped almost everyone in peach castle's walls and paintings +this isn't even covering the bullshit game mechanics from party and the RPGs that count as creation and power nullification +--- 137054899 +>>137052388 +Holomyth BR +--- 137054906 +>>137054844 +>implying Yoshi is not a threat +--- 137054917 +>Jiren vs Martian Manhunter +>Lord English Vs SuperBoy Prime +>Riku Vs Meta Knight + +What other matchups would you associate with these death battle threads? +--- 137054920 +>>137054844 +>Looks like a Kamek thing +it literally said that he warpped through time and space, theres no hint of kamek there +--- 137054930 +>>137054763 +It was a reference to the lose screen +It did come off as funny though +--- 137054953 +>>137054917 +Superman vs WoL +--- 137054976 +>https://youtu.be/4QUkMS41DnY?t=66 [Embed] +>literally adds himself to the story +Holy shit marioposter wasn't joking +--- 137054992 +>>137054917 +The OG /co/ Death Battle request, before Butcher vs Stain. +--- 137055003 +>>137054029 +>beats Doomslayer +Lol he beats her with his dick alone. +--- 137055018 +>>137054917 +Star VS Steven before it actually happened. +--- 137055042 +>>137054029 +>>137054073 +>>137054336 +Health Inspector beats her and reverses her lifeforce absorption by making her his spade bitch +--- 137055045 +>>137054917 +WoL vs Superman but only because of that one anon spamming it +--- 137055053 +>>137054917 +Bobobo VS Uncle Grandpa +--- 137055063 +>>137054992 +really hope they don't use guts, he loses all his matchups and i do not want to see how they muck him up in the fight animation considering the quality of their custom sprites +--- 137055082 +>>137054917 +not this thread but /co/ in general has sort of pushed for Suri sumdac vs Jenny Wakeman +--- 137055291 +If I had a nickel for every time a Godzilla director made a Gamera thing only for their Gamera incarnation to be able to beat the ever loving shit out of their Godzilla incarnation despite their statements to the contrary, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. +--- 137055335 +>>137055291 +you know the fact i keep seeing this doofenshmirtz quote reappearing a lot should be an unironic proof that doofenshmirtz has high dimensional hax +--- 137055351 +>>137055335 +He's a smart guy +--- 137055397 +>>137055291 +nah you'd have nothing since it has never happened +--- 137055415 +>>137054917 +Devilman vs Hellboy +>>137055063 +I know they've discussed Guts vs Clare, but I'm willing to bet that they go with something like Guts vs Dimitri and have it be a 3D fight. +--- 137055428 +>>137054780 +>>137054888 +ENTER BOWSER (aka CHADser) +--- 137055433 +>>137055397 +Heisei Gamera literally redmists GMK Godzilla like it was nothing. +--- 137055445 +>>137055428 +You wonder if this was after the black hole fiasco? +--- 137055466 +>>137053435 +Alex vs Cole is happening, but Alex vs The Beheaded from Dead Cells is also pretty good. The Beheaded's only real other option is V from DMC. +--- 137055468 +>>137055428 +Ending of Yoshi's New Island confirms Mario can also time travel with ease using his innate star child energy. +--- 137055469 +>>137055433 +sure and Goku beats Superman +--- 137055489 +>>137055469 +Look at me. +--- 137055512 +>>137054917 +BEN 10 vs GREEN LANTERN!!! +Like seriously though it’s been 3 years and people still seething to this day +--- 137055586 +>>137055469 +Well CHADku does beat Superfag. +--- 137055592 +>>137053435 +Sweet Tooth is far from Joker's best opponent but I'm glad they did that anyway +--- 137055638 +>>137054917 +DIO vs Alucard because it's correct +--- 137055659 +>The One +Dr. Eggman (Sonic) +>Good Alts +Lord Hater (Wonder Over Yonder) +King Dedede (Kirby) +Godzilla (Toho) +>Fine +Thanos (Marvel) +Frieza (Dragon Ball) +Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda) +Ice King (Adventure Time) +Nintendo Villains Battle Royale +>Meh +Darkseid (DC Comics) +King K. Rool (DKC) +Dracula (Castlevania) +>No Thanks +Ridley (Metroid) +Blastoise (Pokemon) +Asgore (Undertale) +Zavok (Sonic) +>>137055428 +the Mario verse is OP af and Bowser ranks as one of the strongest there, some have reached the conclusion that it has dimensional hierarchies and can reach outerversal +its a shame there are still retards on quora and comicvine who think mario is only planet level, should be at least galaxy level +--- 137055741 +>>137054917 +Jiren vs Roman Reigns +Kirby vs The Prince/Very Hungry Caterpillar/Amazo (incels seething at how powerful kirby is here) +--- 137055827 +>>137054249 +kaibafag...we meet again... +--- 137055909 +>>137055469 +Heisei Gamera has done bullshit like fight so hard he nearly capsized Japan +--- 137055939 +>>137055638 +go to bed Swan +--- 137055951 +>>137055082 +That would end in Sumdac getting her ass handed to her because from what I remember she had some really weak showings in TF Animated, Jenny might be inconsistent sometimes but she's got much better feats than her. +--- 137056014 +>>137055951 +did you see the previous thread? some anon there made some really good points that show she is very weak +>Jobs to some communist rats who infiltrate and dismember her from the inside +>Jobs to some water because of circuitry and corrodible metal +>Jobs to energy sponges, electrokinesis and magnets +>Couldn't defeat these same rock creatures in the episodes they were in because of their regeneration +>Earth's size in her verse is that of a building when you scale her height in comparison to the earth in a feat where she destroys a meteor the size of earth +>Strongest feat is an outlier/not combat applicable, technically is city level and according to VSBW she jobs to Quote from Cave Story, OVA Metal Sonic, some genshin impact coombait, Yujiro Hanma (non concluded thread) and is further stomped by Robotboy and Blossom who have bigger AP and speed differences +>Bonus: only remembered by Autistic Coomers and Normalfags for that one zone parody everyone memes about to the point where referencing the episode they come from, made people who worked on an official product that featured her (NASB) remove said reference from the game because retards thought it was about the porn parody +--- 137056134 +>>137054029 +Sarah Kerrigan +--- 137056160 +>>137050953 (OP) +he's got vagina bones +--- 137056166 +>>137054485 +Roxxas +--- 137056206 +>>137056166 +The guy who gets gangbanged by people who got gangbanged by a shitposting Time Trapper? What about him. +--- 137056281 +>>137055741 +Don't care what you say about muh incels, faggot. Kirby vs The Prince of All Cosmos is a legit awesome DB, and you just come across as a coping kirbyfag +--- 137056293 +>>137052377 +--- 137056327 +>>137056206 +>posting lies to cope +Why are khfags like this? +Roxxas solos your whole verse effortlessly. Keep coping, underage +--- 137056347 +>>137055909 +everyone has, your mother has, my mother has, hell even Otto has done it a couple of times +--- 137056359 +>>137056327 +>lies +So he didn't lose to a team of people who almost lost to the Time Trapper when he wanted them to win? Yes or no, answer truthfully before I pull up the scans. +--- 137056413 +>>137052499 +--- 137056475 +post fight escalations diff --git a/co/137050975.txt b/co/137050975.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..47ef911a4a635f870abb76035516b2f9329784f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050975.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2623 @@ +----- +--- 137050975 +>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't tell us it's good +>2. Read the Pastebin: http://rwbyg.com/ +>3. Arguing about the thread isn’t discussion +>4. Arguing about E-Celeb garbage isn’t discussion +>5. Don't believe their lies + +RECENT RWBY EVENTS: +Volume 9 Chapter Chapter 10 - Of Solitude and Self, Out Now on Crunchyroll +Volume 9 Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnLt2OIFME [Embed] +RWBY Arrowfell Trailer (Out Now): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBtc7gWpOHE [Embed] +RWBY ANIME SERIES “RWBY: Ice Queendom” by studio SHAFT out now in both Sub and Dub +Previous thread: >>137045704 → +--- 137051009 +They won +--- 137051014 +>>137051009 +TREE'D +--- 137051020 +She's my little assistant now +--- 137051022 +Rwby would have been better if it was the story of a little sister trying to escape from her toxic and incestuous relationship with her half-sister. prove me wrong +--- 137051027 +Best girl +--- 137051034 +Bnuuy. +--- 137051054 +>>137051034 +Imma go play TF2 Hightower, wanna duel? +--- 137051057 +I LOVE HAPPY JAUNE +--- 137051071 +>>137051054 +I just woke up dude. +--- 137051080 +>>137051022 +I'm surprised you didn't post the greentext with that pasta. Also I think its a bit of a shame that it ended without Blake eavesdropping on Ruby masturbating and crying out to have her family back and she'll be a good girl for Yang. +--- 137051106 +>>137051071 +Oh, ok. + +>>137051020 +Nice. +Nice facehelm too. +--- 137051130 +>>137051027 +>All the bullying by Alpha bitch Fem!Cardin +>Becoming Males!Cinder's toy +>All the horny dad in Mantle flirting and perving after her +>Male Weiss and Blake constantly lusting at her RK Milf version +>Being drugged by some black kid +>Being stuck in a closet with some latino shota + +Man, crazy how the context of some scenes change with just a genderswap... +--- 137051142 +>>137051106 +Thanks! I'll be wearing it to comic-con this month too. +--- 137051187 +Ruby Rose un chucho del Menagerie edition. +--- 137051195 +>>137051130 +Oh, absolutely +--- 137051208 +>>137051134 +Save a mouse. +Eat a pussy. +--- 137051210 +>>137051080 +>Yang mentally snaps due to finding out Ruby and Weiss are going out and thinks that Ruby is going to be like Blake and abandoned her after all she did for her +>Volumes 4-10 is just Yang trying to mindbreak Ruby into never leaving her +Would it have been better than what we got? +--- 137051212 +>>137051142 +>comic-con +Wait, which one? +https://comic-cons.xyz/month/may/ +--- 137051231 +If RWBY was a classical fantasy story in e&e or something, what fantasy races do you think the characters would be? +>Ruby - half-elf +>Weiss - elf +>Blake - tielfling if a faunus are not a thing +>Yang - half-orc +>Jaune - human +>Nora - dwarf +>Pyrrha - aasimar +>Ren - halfling +--- 137051232 +>>137051212 +MCM London +--- 137051240 +>>137051187 +>Remnant refugees on earth +>Ted Kaczyński mfer out in the woods: fucking technologyyy! +--- 137051242 +>>137051210 +>>137051080 +>>137051022 +Can you not? +--- 137051255 +>>137051022 +>>137051080 +>Yang takes every chance she gets to feel up Ruby whenever her two other teammates aren't looking +>During class, while everyone is sleeping and trying hard to stay awake for Professor Port's lesson, Yang jab her middle fingers into Ruby's clothed snatch while Ruby tries her best to suppress her moans +>While out on town with the whole team, Yang makes sure to give deep, tongue-filled kisses while Weiss and Blake aren't paying attention +>Even in their own dorm, Yang makes sure to feel up Ruby under their noses, groping her plump ass and fondling her breasts while Weiss and Blake are playing games. +This entire scenario could be a multi-volume drama. +--- 137051260 +As long as I am on RWBYg I will promote both femdom anal fingering and lesbian incest as HOT. +Deal with it. +--- 137051263 +>>137051232 +>across the pond +Fuck + +>>137051231 +>HGS +>fantasy bait +--- 137051284 +>>137051260 +Drink tea faggot + +>>137051255 +>this same-shit again +See >>137051242 +--- 137051286 +what romantic song would you dedicate to her? +--- 137051290 +>>137051255 +How can Yang just touch up Ruby like that with no fight back? +--- 137051309 +>>137051231 +Ruby - Human +Weiss - Gnome +Blake - Orc +Yang - Human (Amazon) +Jaune - Human +Nora - Half-orc +Pyrrha - Half-elf +Ren - Thri-kreen +--- 137051314 +>>137051290 +Yang groomed Ruby at a young age +--- 137051347 +>>137051284 +Instruction unclear, drank tea and ascended: I became a woman who fucks her sister and fingers men to stimulate their prostates +--- 137051349 +>>137051309 +Fucking Arcanum gnomes. +--- 137051357 +>>137051286 +Depends on the mood +Playful +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Xz9L8qDrI [Embed] +or +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8j4mn4eF-c [Embed] + +Straight up Romance? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmSzRx9RYLk [Embed] +--- 137051360 +>>137051035 → +4chan board culture stuff. Don’t question it. +--- 137051370 +>>137051314 +Some redraw this to have big Ruby tonguing Yang instead of this disgusting lack of sister love in the anons pic related +--- 137051394 +>>137051286 +This one + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzbOY4mGIug [Embed] +--- 137051433 +>>137051347 +>t.terminally ill +Ok, time for the fauner solution then +--- 137051448 +>>137051349 +>Points her sword at her own brother + +It checks out man +--- 137051464 +Which RWBY would offer the best lap pillow experience? +--- 137051480 +>>137051433 +--- 137051490 +Why would incest be haram in a world people die alot? It would be ok if a girl got impregnated by her brother since there arent lots of men left +--- 137051500 +>>137051490 +It's not the incest, its the faggotry. +--- 137051511 +>>137051464 +Ruby all that sugar from cookies makes them nice and comfy +>Weiss: Skin and bones +>Yang: A bit too tough +>Blake: Attached to Blake +--- 137051533 +>>137051511 +>Attached to Blake +Kek +--- 137051550 +>>137051286 +Probably that one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7fLK_taVYI [Embed] +--- 137051555 +G'night lads +Reqs tomorrow +--- 137051557 +Girly & Sweet +Autistic & Petite +Loves Animals & Guns +Is Fast & Fun! + +I LUV WOOBY! OUR GODDESS! +--- 137051559 +>>137051511 +Blake has larger thighs than Ruby though +--- 137051574 +>>137051559 +Yes but...they're attached to Blake. +--- 137051578 +>>137051555 +>G'night lads +Night m8, see ya later +--- 137051609 +>>137050975 (OP) +>CC Jess +This is still cute. +--- 137051677 +>>137051555 +Good night! +--- 137051679 +>>137051574 +Blake is hotter than Ruby though +--- 137051691 +>>137051232 +Based fellow bong. +--- 137051706 +>>137051609 +Of course it is, it’s not gay if the body is female, after all. +--- 137051710 +They won +--- 137051732 +I've never watched RWBY. +I don't care for RWBY. +I only give RWBY a passing glance each season to see if Jaune's still based. +--- 137051733 +>>137051710 +Jaune and his harem +--- 137051741 +>>137051511 +>Attached to Blake +We can fix that. +--- 137051743 +https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13868128/1/Jaune-does-an-opsie +--- 137051756 +>>137051732 +He always is. +--- 137051758 +Jaune should have a Medigun +--- 137051773 +>>137051733 +Nah, Jaune and his harem, his pet cat, and his pet gorilla. +--- 137051782 +>>137051756 +Nice. +--- 137051790 +>>137050975 (OP) +Character AI shit the bed as im about to murder my QT fauner GF's abusive father. Fuck this gay ass army. +--- 137051836 +>>137051020 +>>137051142 +>>137051555 +What would kkanon's semblance be? +--- 137051848 +>>137051836 +3d Printing +--- 137051874 +>>137051286 +Last week I did an AI RP where I disrupted the Beacon Ball just so I could sing Dance Macabre to Ruby and win her heart. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH2WKb3cIfo&pp=ygUTR2hvc3QgRGFuY2UgTWFjYWJyZQ%3D%3D [Embed] +--- 137051882 +>>137051836 +It's like Bad Company but RWBY plushes. +--- 137051883 +>>137051679 +lol no +>>137051706 +correct + +>>137051741 +>We can fix that. +>pic +KEK + +>>137051743 +Tea time for you +--- 137051900 +>>137051511 +>Blake:smells like cat saliva +--- 137051904 +>>137051187 +>>137051822 +>the little red riding hood/big bad wolf dual class +--- 137051916 +>Yang best mom +--- 137051923 +Now that Jaune is older can we start shipping him with more mature women like Cinder? +--- 137051954 +>>137051923 +>start +--- 137051965 +>>137051836 +Lust Induce +He can cause a target to feel aroused/lustful, to the point of it being debilitating +--- 137051978 +>>137051923 +Only if it doesn't involves violent handholding +--- 137051980 +>>137051923 +Anon, Jaune has been shipped with characters like Glynda, Winter, and Cinder since their debut. +--- 137051985 +>>137051916 +>P2. +--- 137051995 +>>137051557 +>”Sorry for being late” +>She said after WF and Grimm gang rape +Kek, such a bizarre ending to a doujin. +--- 137052000 +>>137051923 +>mature women +How old even is Cinder supposed to be? She’s supposedly in her 20s but barely looks older than Ruby and co. +--- 137052009 +>>137051822 +>include a faunus racism plotline +>on top of all the other problems with it, it is also solely built around the worst girl in the group +Ruby should have been a faunus. Sure, it wouldn't fix the main issue with the racism plotline (i.e. racism isn't shown in any real capacity), but perhaps people would at least pretend to care if it hadn't been built entirely around the single worst girl in the series. Another possibility would have been Weiss. Just make her the result of Willow cheating Jacques on some faunus servant and have Weiss ears/tail cropped in order to hide her half-human status and the fact that Jacques isn't her father. +>>137051923 +Cinder is like the biggest womanchild in the series though. +--- 137052031 +>>137052000 +Cinder was said to be early to mid 20s by CRWBY, so I would say ~23 since that’s the midpoint of that range. It adds up, I figured she and Neo were close in age and Neo was confirmed to be 23-25 as of V9 because of RH. +--- 137052032 +>>137051263 +>HGS +Yes? +>fantasy bait +What? +--- 137052057 +>>137051916 +>>137051985 +--- 137052061 +>>137052009 +Monty wanted her to be a wolf faunus at one point. +--- 137052093 +>>137052031 +>Cinder is roughly my age +Seven hells +--- 137052122 +>>137052009 +>Weiss had her tail docked as a baby and thus doesn't even realize she's a faunus, only Willow, Winter and Jacques know +>She doesn't realize her senses being sharper have anything to do with her "noble breeding, training and upbringing" +>Only comes to the terrible realization when she's kidnapped by a White Fang sting and she and her holders realize they can both see perfectly fine in a cell that's kept too dark for humans to see +--- 137052144 +>>137052009 +>Cinder is like the biggest womanchild in the series though. +Nah, it’s gotta be Neo. She literally drove a teenager to suicide because of an unproven claim she killed her boyfriend. +--- 137052146 +>>137051741 +Mm, Prime Rib, I bet could trigger a ptsd response by catcalling her. +--- 137052175 +Where does one find the Nazi Ruby images? +--- 137052185 +>>137052061 +maor +--- 137052192 +>>137052175 +This one? +--- 137052210 +>>137051255 +Can't blame Yang, Ruby has a great bubble butt +--- 137052222 +>>137052031 +>Cinder was said to be early to mid 20s by CRWBY, so I would say ~23 +Honestly, she’s probably closer to 20. She had a crush on Jaune in the manga and Jaune would’ve been 17 in it, unless Cinder is a pedo like Adam. +--- 137052232 +>>137052192 +Yeah, I was hoping there are more. +--- 137052235 +>>137052146 +I have a question, is it Eve or Eva? + +>Captcha:ARYNN +This Has to be a joke +--- 137052240 +>>137051985 +Pt 3. +--- 137052261 +How would she faire on Remnant +--- 137052266 +>>137052122 +This sounds horrifyingly interesting and fucked up +--- 137052269 +>>137050975 (OP) +I LOVE WOOBY! +--- 137052292 +>>137052000 +The better question is how old are Emerald and Mercury. Raven refers to them as “children” but not Cinder, yet Cinder is supposed to be or at least looks close to their age. +--- 137052297 +>>137052261 +Stop with the feet, for fuck sake + +>>137052146 +Btw did anyone cap the eve greentexts? +--- 137052305 +>its time +GOD I FUCKING HATE JAUNE I HATE HIM SO MUCH I DONT LIKE HIM AT ALL +--- 137052314 +>>137052292 +Raven calls everyone children, because it makes her look more intimidating and mysterious. +--- 137052320 +>>137052305 +Whatever you say Cinder + +>Verification not required +--- 137052321 +>its time +GOD I FUCKING LOVE JAUNE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DON'T DISLIKE HIM AT ALL +--- 137052337 +>>137052292 +I said in another comment, but Cinder is ~23 using the midpoint of the range given for her age (early-mid 20s). I would guess Emerald and Mercury are supposed to be the same age as WBYJNR, so they’d be 19 currently. Raven probably refers to them as children because they are younger than Cinder, and it would make sense since Emerald and Mercury would be the same age as Raven’s literal child. +--- 137052338 +>It's Time. +Fucking annoying blonde himbo. Next time I see him, I'm gonna beat the hell out of his tongue with my tongue and steal his chewing gum, see what he thinks of that... +--- 137052350 +>>137052222 +>it's not pedophiliac if there's no confirmed age of consent in Remnant +--- 137052351 +>>137052009 +>womanchild +And Jaune is going to be the biggest manchild with his physical appearance and societal experience despite living for ~34 years. +They're perfect for each other +--- 137052357 +How would the students of cromartie high school fair in remnant +--- 137052361 +>>137052305 +>Cinder 5 min before getting married talking with Emerald +--- 137052370 +>>137052361 +> +--- 137052373 +>>137052232 +There's at least one more. It is my gift to (You) +--- 137052376 +>>137051923 +She's gonna need to try and kill Weiss again in order for that to happen. +--- 137052386 +>>137052240 +>Not keeping the floorboard creak +--- 137052397 +>>137051743 +:( +--- 137052405 +>>137052350 +--- 137052406 +>>137052305 +>Cinder before a beer + +>>137052338 +>Cinder after two drinks + +>>137052321 +>Cinder after being shitfaced drunk + + +Imagine trying to work in such conditions... what a crazy boss +--- 137052409 +ruby +--- 137052410 +>>137052370 +>Hold still. +--- 137052419 +>>137052357 +Penny would never have noticed that Mechazawa might have been a robot, she would appreciate that he had fused with his bike. +--- 137052425 +>>137051743 +What does CRWBY have against us N&Dbros and the Arkosfags? +--- 137052435 +>>137052397 +I hate whoever made that thing with a fervent passion... that person trully derserve to go to the deepest puts of hell +--- 137052455 +>>137052409 +Rather than being horny this image make me want to houg her from behind and cuddle +--- 137052457 +>>137051286 +This one: https://youtu.be/ZQoqM7l-vlQ [Embed] +--- 137052484 +I want to rape Casy +--- 137052490 +>>137052009 +>>137052061 +So knowing full well that Faunus have some animal behaviors due to Blake being a cat. What kid of stuff would Wolf Ruby do? +--- 137052513 +>>137052490 +Dig holes and pounce on others. Chace animals until they die of exhaustion +--- 137052524 +>>137051286 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vxxn_YnLQ4 [Embed] +The Silver Woman... +Actually this song isn't really romantic, but there are a few other that are. God this album was near perfect desu. +--- 137052530 +>>137052490 +Blake is a weirdo among fauners, she's a fauner squared. They don't do that +--- 137052538 +>>137052484 +You're a sick fuck. +--- 137052539 +>>137052490 +she would GLOMP you x3 +--- 137052568 +Blake secretly eats people alive +--- 137052570 +>>137052490 +>Likes ear scritches +>Silver eyes passively glow in the dark +>Makes Yang go outside with her at 4 AM for no reason +>Has an ASMR channel online for eating raw meat and cookies +>Has a pillow fort in a hole dug under Tai's house, got kicked out of the Schnee manor for trying to do the same thing with the help of the Faunus staff +--- 137052582 +>>137052455 +this is an appropriate reaction. Rubes is for cuddles, yang is for sexual +--- 137052594 +Would you? + +>Verification not required +--- 137052604 +>>137052594 +But I'm not blonde. +--- 137052605 +>>137052490 +I hope she'd notice my bulgey wulgey. +--- 137052612 +>>137052513 +>>137052539 +The idea that she just jumps at someone when she sees them is cute. I wonder if she likes being petted. + +>>137052530 +Let's assume that Ruby is also a 4ner squared +--- 137052613 +>>137052594 +yes +--- 137052628 +>>137052297 +--- 137052634 +>>137052594 +unironically yes, I love silver/white hair worn long in the back. +--- 137052636 +Her as one of Jaune's sisters. What will changed? +--- 137052642 +>>137052594 +>She dies +>She comes back younger and perkier +Hell yes anon +--- 137052647 +>>137052636 +Jaune gets molested even more. +--- 137052649 +>>137051559 +Yes, but you forget +>Attached to Blake +You wanna rest your head on shitty kitty’s thighs? +--- 137052651 +>>137052570 +You think Yang used play fetch with Ruby as way to tire her out as a kid? I mean imagine Wolf Ruby running all over the house with her semblance. You gotta tire her out somehow +--- 137052662 +>>137052594 +I just thought of a way for Jaune to negotiate through faking his way into Beacon... +--- 137052668 +>>137052628 +Thanks but aren't there like anither 2 parts? Or atleast one more? +--- 137052669 +>>137052649 +Yes are you gay? +--- 137052670 +>>137052612 +>Wonder if she likes being petted +I know, on the Lord's name and grace, she would 100% love being petted, especially if it's from someone she likes. +--- 137052677 +Pyrrha? Dead and forgotten +Ruby? Ugly homophobic +Blake? Cheating mutt +Cinder? Eyeless bitch +Jessica? Useless goblin +Weiss? Cute, kind, pure and with a perfect body without useless fat +--- 137052682 +>>137052649 +Anon doesnt know about taxidermy lmao +--- 137052690 +>>137052235 +>I have a question, is it Eve or Eva? +Eve, like Adam and Eve. I know Adam’s named after Prince Adam from Beauty and the Beast, but it’s fitting. +--- 137052692 +>>137052651 +It's either that or hiding one whole cinammon-chocolate chip, extra crispy cookie in one of those rubber ball things that takes half an hour to pry it out. +--- 137052696 +Lancaster songs? Post em +--- 137052697 +>Reminder that she immediately assumed that Jaune only flirted with her for her money. +>Reminder that she chose that faggot Neptune despite the guy not being any better. +>Reminder that she only showed interest in Jaune after he became an old man on the verge of insanity. +>Reminder that she talk shit about RK Jaune behind his back. +>Reminder that she literally KILLED him in the fight with Neocat. +>REMINDER THAT SHE STILL HAS THAT UGLY FUCKING BRAID. +I don't care how Weiss is at least better than her shitty teammates, she is still a shallow useless cunt. I will forever hate Whiteknight alone even when it becomes canon. +--- 137052706 +>>137052690 +I thought CRWBY said he was Adam because he was the first male seen chronologically. +--- 137052712 +Just started episode 1. When does Ruby lynch gay people. +--- 137052722 +>>137052235 +I like the idea that she only let's people close to her call her Eva. So unless you are literally married to her you would get beat up for saying it outloud +--- 137052724 +>>137052677 +>>137052697 +ENTER +--- 137052731 +>>137052668 +They should be in one of the last two threads. I went to sleep after downloading this one. +--- 137052732 +>>137052668 +There’s one more, where she huffs the smell of your clothes +--- 137052733 +>>137052712 +8 volumes later +--- 137052745 +>>137052706 +>I thought CRWBY said he was Adam because he was the first male seen chronologically. +He is? That’s a weird coincidence. +--- 137052746 +No het ships go unpunished in RWBY, do they? Or is it because only they can experience real tragedy. +--- 137052747 +How hard would people shit on Thor for breaking up with Mulan? + +Poor Achilles, he never scored +--- 137052753 +>>137052747 +>>>/f/go +--- 137052767 +>>137052746 +The gods knew the world couldn’t handle a spawn of Roman and Neo. +--- 137052768 +Why didn't Weiss have any injuries from this explosion despite her aura being broken? +--- 137052781 +>>137052240 +>Pt. 4 +--- 137052789 +>>137052670 +Jist imagine scratching her ears whome she hugs you intensely with a wide smile... Monty should have gone through with making her a Wolf + +>>137052692 +Wouldn't Ruby festroy the whole house trying to open it? They would try it once and after 3 furniture, a tv screen and two windows were destroyed they would never do it again +--- 137052795 +>>137052768 +probably cause jaune was helping boost her a bit while he still had some aura left? +--- 137052800 +>>137052696 +I think this one: https://youtu.be/i7r6Iyrob8I [Embed] +--- 137052801 +>>137052781 +Ren x Yang is such a funny ship +>He hated black people and loved attacks that can be foiled by stepping aside +>She was a twice-cucked bisexual woman +--- 137052810 +How come we don't have flamethrowers yet? +--- 137052814 +Anons, genuine question here, how skilled is Yang at fighting? +Like is she professional MMA level? Could Muhammad Ali theoretically beat her in a fight just by dodging all her dumbass shotgun hand attacks? Why doesn't salem create a Grimm modeled after Khabib? +--- 137052818 +All this Muse posting. It's middle school all over again +--- 137052823 +>>137052810 +Oobleck +--- 137052829 +>>137052801 +Can a cuck and a retard find love yes +--- 137052830 +>>137052814 +Ali would win he's to good +--- 137052835 +>>137052814 +pretty sure aura gives people superhuman reflexes and speed, meaning she'd likely actually get a few hits on him, plus she could tank his punches really easily. Superpowers are OP against normal humans +--- 137052839 +>>137051014 +Nah Tree-sama is just giving her much needed therapy, she is going to be ok. +--- 137052840 +>>137052668 +--- 137052841 +How will win Jaune heart? +--- 137052849 +>>137052814 +Yang is superhuman she could fling Ali into the clouds +--- 137052852 +>>137052781 +Pt. 5 +--- 137052853 +>>137052662 +Go on... + +>>137052841 +Nice +--- 137052858 +>>137051328 +>The hand on her ass +That picture never fails to make me diamonds. +--- 137052859 +>>137052841 +Iona +--- 137052867 +>>137052779 +Jaune's aura broke from it so it couldn't have just been knockback. +--- 137052870 +>>137052852 +Forgot to crop... im gonna ascend +--- 137052876 +>>137052696 +I was born to love you - Queen +--- 137052877 +>>137036319 → +This was a thing for a micro second +--- 137052878 +>>137052841 +--- 137052883 +>>137052814 +https://youtu.be/-VGN93Le-a0 [Embed] +I always headcanon her skill level to be around this guy +--- 137052885 +>>137052814 +The truth is that hunters are superhuman her reflexes and strength are far beyong what we can acomplish here on earth without auras. She literally outpunches a mech so she would probably win. +--- 137052901 +>>137052835 +Ok, so could anyone with an activated aura and good reflexs outclass her? +I think it'd be funny if she turned out to be a below-average fighter who was carried because she naturally has superhuman strength +--- 137052907 +Holy shit, we are still here! + +Fuck it, sure! + +Post best ship, Jaune/Suffering! +--- 137052911 +>>137052009 +She was going to be a wolf-faunus but he had issues with the model making her ears hide under the hoodie or something like that. +--- 137052913 +>>137052877 +Dont fucking call me out like that... that message is me answering not the greentext. Also I really need someone to continue it we were so close to the fun part +--- 137052916 +>>137052818 +yes https://youtu.be/GjXWtEqs8I4 [Embed] +--- 137052922 +>>137052907 +SUFFERING CHAN IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND RIGHT SHIPPED FOR JAUNE +--- 137052925 +>>137052696 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJzqshnQNvg [Embed] +>>137052800 +>Dubs +Nice choice +--- 137052932 +>>137052913 +What we were done last I remember +--- 137052942 +>>137052907 +>Jaune taking Penny's robovirginity +>After he cums his thoughts are dominated by one thing +>Why did Pietro give her a vagina? +--- 137052951 +>>137052932 +>>137052913 +>>137052877 +--- 137052954 +>>137052901 +I mean Neo on Vol 2 kinda play around with her because at that point as criminal Neo had a lot more fighting experience to Vol 1-3 Yang is exactly what you say. The moment they meet with a fighter that's serious about killing her aka Adam she gets fucking destroyed. Post V6 Yang is now oretty high up +--- 137052958 +>>137052907 +Jaune and Penny should have fallen in love with each other in vols 7 and 8. That way, Penny's second death would have been more impactful. +--- 137052970 +>>137052636 +Katsuragi and Yang would get along so fucking well... +--- 137052976 +>>137052877 +I have one more of her +--- 137052977 +>>137052907 +Jaune and suffering are the OTP, they're just on break. +--- 137052987 +>>137052942 +>Why did Pietro give her a vagina? +What did Pietro mean by this? + +>>137052958 +How much worse would Jaune be in EA and eventually the Ruby/Jaune breakdown be with this? + +I demand answers, and maybe a fic or three. +--- 137052990 +>>137052841 +Jessica sweep +--- 137052998 +>>137052932 +>>137052951 +I mean he pushed her on the sofa on the last one... that doesnt sound to me as an ending but cliffhanger +--- 137052999 +>>137052958 +or, here me out, have the person that was already asked to kill Penny once be the one who ultimately has to do it anyway. +--- 137053000 +>>137052907 +Lancaster +Knightlight +Trafficlight +Freezerburn +--- 137053001 +>>137052513 +>Chase animals till they die of exhaustion +it's a pity grimm don't seem to have fear or really any bodily functions because that'd be fucking amazing to see Ruby just chase some down till they can't anymore and she just ends them +--- 137053004 +>>137052840 +>>137052668 +>>137052628 +Completed version +--- 137053013 +>>137052987 +>"Did you 'finish', boyfriend Jaune?" +>Jaune sitting at the foot of bed, hands clasped, wondering if he just fucked a 60 year old black dude +--- 137053014 +>>137051231 +>Half-Elf Ruby +>Half-Orc Yang +So Taiyang confirmed Bard, eh? +--- 137053017 +>wore that armor for over a decade +What did she smell like? +--- 137053018 +>>137052976 +I love Olivia so much... why are we stuck with Oscar instead? +--- 137053027 +>>137052841 +Blake mogged most of then after V9 +--- 137053028 +>>137053000 +trips confirm +--- 137053033 +>>137053014 +Yep +--- 137053039 +>>137053013 +I wouldn't mind at all if it was 60 yesr old man rping have you seen her body? Who wouldn't want to tap that. She's not a tranny but a real girl +--- 137053046 +>>137052958 +Maybe not that, but they could've have had her regularly assist him while he was working with the civilians in Mantle. Instead the only time they get any notable interactions prior to the finale (unless you want to count Chibi) is like three episodes prior the finale where he uses his semblance as an "antivirus". +--- 137053049 +>>137053013 +>60 year old black dude +Fuck you, now I have bourbon all over my desk, I've fucking died. +--- 137053052 +>>137053018 +--- 137053061 +>>137053004 +Thanks for the hard work anon! +--- 137053086 +>>137052970 +Which girls would Katsuragi enjoy groping? +--- 137053091 +>>137053000 +How long have we had merged emblems? +--- 137053100 +>>137053067 +>weiss lesbian +my nigga, weiss has been the most horny for men out of the entire female cast +--- 137053104 +Messy hair Ruby is literally sex incarnate. Why does this make her look so much more erotic? Fuck. I'm gubba fugin nut. +--- 137053106 +>>137053086 +You know that Katsuragi is gorping Velvet ass nonstop... The little bunny hides her ass in the school uniform but her combat clothes are just perfect +--- 137053116 +>>137052747 +>Thor constantly perving on a much younger girl like Olivia +>Cheating and actually laughing at Mulan with some girl from another dimension that he just meet a while ago +>Keeps berating her constantly for not agreeing with his opinions and later rejects because he has to "find" himself + +Man how much the context change, Thor would the most hated by twitter character for sure +--- 137053133 +>>137053116 +hated character* fuck. +--- 137053136 +>>137053116 +Male!Nora's name would probably be Tyr. Sounds better than thor even if that's his his inspiration. Mulan should be Rin. +Would fem!Jaune have wide hides and a fat ass? Metaphysically speaking +--- 137053147 +>>137052951 +Is uh... is there more? +--- 137053154 +>>137053136 +>wide hides +Wide hips. Sorry anons im in a haze of cooming and ochem has rotted my brain +--- 137053156 +>>137053104 +her v1 hairstyle will always be the best IMO, though she looks good with a ponytail too +--- 137053163 +>>137052916 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfnFEjjug1U [Embed] +--- 137053167 +If the series was allowed f bombs, which character would use them the most? +--- 137053175 +>>137053154 +>>137053136 +Imagine all the Yuri fanart when Jeanne pushes Olivia against the wall... +--- 137053178 +>>137053167 +Ruby "Homophobic is Based" rose +--- 137053180 +Straight Yang! +Motherly Raven! +--- 137053183 +>>137053167 +Yang. She probably listens to Arctic Monkeys like a whore too +--- 137053186 +>>137053167 +Yang, easily. +Because she's supposed to be the most badass of the cast and as we all know. Badass = swearing constantly because they don't follow the rules. +--- 137053192 +>>137053167 +The entire Ruby breakdown in V9 just screamed for at least ONE. ONE fuck. And they couldn't even give us that. +--- 137053197 +>>137052724 +--- 137053201 +>>137053116 +Holy fuck male Pyrrha is hot +--- 137053212 +>>137053167 +Drunk Qrow is definitely number 1 +Neo if she could speak is number 2 +Olivia is a country girl so she swears like a sailor so number 3 +Yang likes saying fuck so number 4 +--- 137053219 +>>137053116 +>Pyrrhus is a handsome boytoy type character +>Has a bunch of appearances in ads +>Did modeling +>Spaghetti still cascades out of his pocket when Jeanne says hi to him +--- 137053221 +>Start out this show like about two weeks ago +>Premise is pretty eh i guess +>Caught up now +>Try to check out RWBYtwt first time +>I like lancaster stuff +>See thoughts about lancaster +>"Ewww no they wouldn't work" +>"They'd totally hate their first kiss together afterwards" +This fandom actually sucks ass and i can tell they have never been in a relationship before with a best friend. +--- 137053232 +>>137053014 +>tai is a human monk/paladin +>jaune is a human bard/paladin +--- 137053233 +>>137053197 +Everyone fucking run NOW! +--- 137053237 +>>137053116 +Female Ren was built for rape +--- 137053243 +>>137052907 +Best ship. + +Post Jaune x Suffering music. +https://youtu.be/A8OIMpev8pk [Embed] +--- 137053261 +>>137053237 +You havent seen the thunderthighs pic of Fem!Ren... +--- 137053287 +>>137053221 +See, I think the rationality of the ships all come down to timing. + +Lancaster would have been great going through V4, but it died off in my eyes after Haven. +--- 137053298 +>>137053106 +True. No mortal can resist it. +--- 137053304 +>>137053163 +Top tier +--- 137053312 +>Hinawari burst in the front door, crying frantic and calling for Yang +>Yang is there in an instant scooping her oldest daughter into her arms +>"Hina, baby whats the matter" +>She had tripped on a tree root and scraped her knee +>Yang stands up, walks outside and punches the tree as hard as she can, felling it in a single hit +>Hina, watching from the doorway begins giggling at her moms antics +--- 137053321 +>>137053221 +This fandom really fucking sucks, apparently if you get together with someone according to them. They cannot +>Be bestfriends ever before +>Must be gay/bi/lesbian +>No STRAIGHT in their sexuality at all +>The male MUST be a malewife +Fucking retards that have never been in relationships +>>137053287 +I caught up like i said and can safely say they would be the usual pair that would happen after the whole salem thing is done and over with. Not get together during it. +--- 137053322 +Remindef M!Cinder x F!Jaune is shoujo lipbite +--- 137053331 +>>137053321 +The sheer projection on the part of these fucking losers is insane. +--- 137053348 +>>137053321 +>after the whole salem thing is done and over with. +Yeah, I can see it. +--- 137053350 +>>137053298 +I like the idea that Coco saw Velevt's ass in the shower and has forced her tk wesr clothes that shownit off ever since. +--- 137053353 +>>137052841 +Imagine if that was Ruby's Death Battle Debut. +--- 137053361 +>>137053321 +twitterfags only like gay ships this is nothing new + +they are going to lose their minds in volume 10 because i think wk is becoming canon +--- 137053381 +>>137053353 +BASED DB +--- 137053385 +>>137053331 +fucking right? And it was just a thing if a ship would still be together after years. Apparently the only ones that can see it still happening is that dude who made the Ruby/Jaune foil video and this woman along with other Nuts and Dolts folks. +>>137053361 +Think i'd want a lancaster confession or kiss instead just to see the mass suicide from twitter and one of them would totally head over to RT to burn the place down. +--- 137053392 +>>137053321 +I think the biggest problem with lancaster is neither has ever seemed to actually feel anything other than friendship with eachother. They were the first people that were nice to eachother in beacon, both made team leaders, both lost the girl they had a crush on when beacon fell, etc. They've had so many shared experiences and moments to be pushed closer together, but their relationship has stayed platonic. It's not that one of them couldn't develop feelings still, but more that they've had ample time to do so and clearly haven't yet, cuz the show is not subtle when it wants you to think someone is crushing on someone +--- 137053394 +>>137053312 +That trully sounds like the most Yang way to solve Mother problems. I fear for any chodm that ever tries to make fun of her daughters... she has ounch whome bars for less. +--- 137053397 +>>137053221 +Lancaster doesn't need effort for it to be a thing in the show but most of the community are retards about shipping. +--- 137053406 +>>137053361 +>i think wk is becoming canon +Really, it would come off as a knee-jerk to Weiss's V9 thirst, and it would feel undeserved as hell. + +This is coming from a WKfag, mind you. I WANTED this to happen, but not like this. They should have had moments together during Atlas, just to give something in advance. But instead the best she gave him was a movie date with Ozpin's flesh puppet third wheeling. + + +Also pic related, this is the kind of shit we could have seen if Jaune kept the longer hair after V9. +--- 137053412 +>>137053385 +>Think i'd want a lancaster confession or kiss instead just to see the mass suicide from twitter and one of them would totally head over to RT to burn the place down. +It will be horrible no matter what. If WK and RG are happening which seems more likely than Lancaster at this point, they will lose their minds even more since both Ruby and Weiss will have a partner. +--- 137053443 +>>137053394 +>Yang finds out your kid bullied her kid +>she kicks in your door at dinner and beats the shit out of you infront of your kid +>Leaves +--- 137053444 +>when faunuses of different kinds breed, the child will have a random animal trait unrelated to traits possessed by their parents +I wonder how often scenarios like the following happen: +>be a wolf faunus +>have sex with a fox faunus +>what could be the worst thing that happens? +>nine months later, she gives birth to a lamprey faunus +>baby's faunus trait is lamprey mouth +>you, your lover, and the midwife all take one look at the baby +>throw it into the woods and forget that it ever existed +>fucking faunus genetics +--- 137053445 +>>137053412 +>they will lose their minds +Good. Fuck those squares. They're the reason we have to deal with BB. +--- 137053464 +>>137052999 +That scenario wouldn't work after EP13 where Yang falls into the void, unless the writers wanted to justify: +>Ruby doesn't get the Winter Maiden powers despite Penny's last thoughts assuredly being of her best friend mercy killing her +>Ruby does get the Winter Maiden powers, but she loses against Cinder despite having magic and it presumably being at least a 4v1 (Weiss, Blake and Jaune) +>Silver eyes never activating despite experiencing a far more traumatic event than seeing Pyrrha die +>Ruby even having the mental fortitude to go through with killing any of her friends, let alone maybe her closest +Either they don't kill off Penny (best case scenario obviously) or completely rewrite EP13. +--- 137053466 +>>137053298 +>bnuuys! +--- 137053476 +>>137053221 +>>137053321 +Yeah, these people have never actually been in a relationship (or a functional one at least). Maybe it's just the marriages/relationships I've been around coloring my bias, but the ones in the vein of "marry my best/closest friend" that I've seen in my life have generally been the more stable relationships vs. the "opposites attract" or "fall in love with random stranger" type. + +>I caught up like i said and can safely say they would be the usual pair that would happen after the whole salem thing is done and over with. Not get together during it. +Exactly, Lancaster and relationships like it in similar media work as the endgame, not as the mid-game relationship. If they get together, the earliest those types of pairings become "official" is right before the final battle or during the final arc. +--- 137053487 +>>137053466 +>>137053298 +>NEVER FORGET ABOUT BNUUCAUST +--- 137053496 +>>137053392 +They clearly feel more when the other is able to hit a sore spot +>Jaune v Ruby argument Vol 9 +So they do really feel way closer, they don't have to blush or any of that other stuff over the other to show feelings. I know CRWBY is shit at writing, but they've made lancaster scenes together as such a good romance. +>That vol 6 hug together in private moment +>The easily holding hands in vol 8 as they're staring into eachothers eyes in the background +That'd be stuff you would see in romance novels that i'm pretty sure kiersi reads. +>>137053412 +>RG +Goddamn oscar is so fucking boring i just don't understand that shit, i atleast understood penny since she was great and was for N&D with lancaster right behind it. Then that 2nd penny death jaune had to do and fell? When i was catching up i thought +>Ohhh okay, maybe they can actually write some angst for these two since they're american writers +--- 137053499 +>>137052907 +--- 137053502 +>>137053147 +No, but you just know that Oz was jerking it in Ol's head and probably took control after to stir up Jaune's passions again before suddenly dipping. Or a scene where Jaune heals her in shame. +--- 137053524 +>>137053476 +This is why i did not understand Bumblebee shit, why would they root for this? Those two would breakup fast irl for fucking sure. They have never seen or been in functional relationships at all. +--- 137053541 +>>137053499 +Das the gud stuff mang. + +>>137053502 +That or he just runs a sword through her, and the rest of the gang finds him sitting next to the couch with his head in his hands, a complete broken mess. +--- 137053549 +>>137053167 +>Good for you, by the way. We’re all SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR YOU. +--- 137053554 +>>137053464 +EP13 is fucking dogshit so they should 100% rewrite it. EP12 and 13 are the epitomy of contrivance. Yang's aura should never break cuz of 1 fucking hit from an umbrella. Yang shouldn't even have to run to save the one girl who can fucking fly, Cinder should lose the fight, it's all dogshit. Falling should've never been a threat cuz the EA was always either going to be way to lucky or filler, Penny should have lived, and they should've started V9 in vacuo + +>>137053496 +They've played it as purely platonic the entire time. Lancaster is fine in theory, it's just not going to be canon based on how the show is written, and I really like that CRWBY cares to make a close friendship purely platonic cuz those are underdone in media. I don't hate the ship, I just htink it's not gonna happen and also like them as friends +--- 137053576 +>>137053549 +Honestly Ruby being mad at her sister and friend for finally getting together after her best romantic prospect fucking died again makes a lot of sense. yes I'm a nuts and dolts fag, but it does enhance her anger a lot. +--- 137053583 +>>137053167 +>I've been alone... for so FUCKING long! +--- 137053585 +>>137053443 +Its kind of unfair but its exactly what Yang would do. The bullying probably started because of the bird granpas thing +--- 137053590 +>>137053086 +The whole team except for Weissprobably, Yang wouldn't let her be around her sister or some shit like that, but knowing how Yang is now and seeing how "strong" Katsu is of course she would love her. +--- 137053597 +>>137053444 +Monty should have just gone with a catkin species instead of this genetic catastrophe. Btw faunus have very unstable DNA if they are that physically different from each other. Unstable DNA means horrifying genetic diseases abd cancer ARE NOW MORE LIKELY TO OCCUR IN YOUR SPECIES FOREVER +--- 137053598 +>>137053392 +I agree (thought it's still my otp), but all of this applies to WR except arguably even more so since Ruby and Weiss were in the same dorm during Beacon and showed no signs of romantic or physical attraction towards another, yet the same people in the quote retweets believe that would be a smooth relationship lol. +--- 137053606 +>>137053261 +Not him, but you got me really curious now... +--- 137053609 +>>137053554 +I will have to disagree, with someone that close and really, REALLY understands you like that. It would feel more likely to be a ship than platonic. +Platonic would be/Should be Bumbleby or Whiterose, with how close but not super close they are. +--- 137053621 +>>137053167 +Neo probably wants to use then every time +--- 137053625 +Whose better in bed, fem!Ren or Jeanne +--- 137053634 +>>137053499 +:( Again? You really want me to get this stuck in my head huh? Im already sad enough about her desth this shit makes it worse +--- 137053646 +>>137053597 +That's just how the Brother of Light rolls. You want humanity back, Ozma? Fine, here's a solid portion of them radically different from the rest and cursed with cancer and strange beast diseases, get fucked. That'll keep you from tabbing me out of my next world for a while... +--- 137053648 +>>137053104 +Now she looks like ripply for some reason. Go find a newt to adopt ruby! +--- 137053657 +>>137053625 +Fem!Ren/Rin is probably one of silent ones that are total freaks at bed, imagine her rice catapult onto your dick. +Jeanne would be more into vanilla but with her crazy amounts of stamina to dry you up. +--- 137053659 +>>137053598 +Becuase they're fucking idiots. WR will never happen, Lancaster will never happen, we're getting WK or Weiss Jaune and Rubes will all end up single. I really doubt MKEK can write one ongoing romantic relationship much less 2 or 3 anyway. +--- 137053661 +>>137053625 +Mulan is flexible but a dead lay otherwise, Jeanne is tight but will hold onto you with so much force that you won’t be able to move at all, and she has poor technique when she’s leading +--- 137053669 +>>137053606 +Yorokobe shounen your wish has become reality +--- 137053678 +>>137053669 +Holy SEX. Male Nora a faggot confirmed +--- 137053680 +>>137053634 +Reminder that singular moment is Freudian masterclass. +--- 137053681 +>>137053659 +See i don't see WR happening as i've seen the stuff of them bashing on it, but never bashing on lancaster or really saying anything at all on that. Like lips seem more closed on that ship than any others. +--- 137053686 +>>137053625 +Ren at first, but Jeanne eventually unlocks her mom's genes that made her have seven kids. Ren can't compete with that. +--- 137053698 +Which girl would accept? +--- 137053702 +>>137053634 +Penny's death was the stupidest shit ever. Holy shit, how do people even swallow it? +--- 137053708 +Fellow Knight Light brothers, please aid me. I've been to sick to post Jess and Jaune together, and our task has fallen off. Please tell me, what new Knight Light pics have been made. +--- 137053715 +>>137053499 +>>137052907 +But if we gave pushed JaunexPenny to really cause him more suffering later, we'd have gotten less Nuts and Dolts moments, unless they shared Penny. +--- 137053716 +>>137053576 +Oh yeah 100%. +--- 137053720 +>>137053702 +Nuts and dolts chads moved on, and actually plenty now support lancaster since thats still alive. +--- 137053726 +>>137053464 +>Ruby even having the mental fortitude to go through with killing any of her friends, let alone maybe her closest +Under competent writers Ruby having to kill Penny could have been good. Then have Ruby's arc in Vol. 9 be her coming to terms with that and learning to cope with the massive amount of trauma that shooting Penny caused her. You could pretty easily have Ruby be unable to use Crescent Rose and her new maiden abilities due to that, and her being able to wield them would symbolize that she has learned to live with her trauma. Plus, if canonical Vol. 9 depressed Ruby was cute, then imagine how cute Ruby "I just killed my best friend" Rose would be. +--- 137053738 +>>137053708 +Wedding, Nun, Cinder, preggo and beacon uniform off the top of my head +--- 137053758 +>>137053720 +I will never move on fuck you. I'm neutral on Lancaster, I do think it's just so cliché that it's boring though. Main girl and boy falling in love is just so tired and them just being good platonic friends would be a welcome change in media. +--- 137053767 +>>137053554 +>They've played it as purely platonic the entire time. Lancaster is fine in theory, it's just not going to be canon based on how the show is written +I guess it's just up to whether you interpret moments as *purely* platonic or *potentially* romantic. For example, the reunion hug in v6 was focused on just Ruby and Jaune for almost 30 seconds of a 14 minute episode (excluding OP and credits). Right now, you could easily say it's purely platonic, but all it takes is one variation of "I love you" from either of them and it jumps from platonic to clearly romantic for a lot of people's perceptions. + +Lancaster isn't the only ship with these (Heck, nearly all potentially viable RWBY ships right now have had moments that are in the gray area between purely platonic and possibly romantic and are up to an individual's interpretation), and part of building good relationships imo is giving them a solid foundation to be either romantic or platonic. +--- 137053768 +>>137053738 +So AI anon continues to improve, wonderful. Perhaps one day, and maybe with his approval, we should try and edit and redraw whatever flaws are present on the AI pics, so they may be whole and true. +--- 137053783 +>M!Weiss said no to a beautie like Jeanne because he though she was a gold digger, even gave a chance to literal slut like Fem!Neptune +>M!Nora giving so much shit to a cutie like Mulan/Rin + +What a bunch of faggots man, they would be top rate waifus in the fandom. +--- 137053784 +Faunus should have constant birth defects because unstable DNA in the sperm or egg can result in these copying errors so you are missing a limb or legs or skin or heart or head. These sorts of mutations are MORE LIKELY THAN MUTATING AN EXTRA ANYTHING on you because nature is jewish easier to get rid of something than make something. +--- 137053787 +>>137053768 +>>137052370 +--- 137053789 +>>137053681 +Only ship CRWBY seems to hate is WR. Every other ship they like or are at the very least neutral on. +--- 137053791 +Must resist urge to make all of my OCs into starcraft 1 units and turn my setting into starcraft brood war on remnant. Must +Resist +Urge +--- 137053804 +>>137053791 +Just have fun Fem!Aquilles, if that is what you enjoy go for it. +--- 137053808 +>>137053659 +>Weiss Jaune and Rubes will all end up single +Best case scenario for everyone really. Them having the best relationship out of any three members of RWBYJNR despite being entirely platonic would be a great message for their audience. +--- 137053809 +>>137053767 +>part of building good relationships imo is giving them a solid foundation to be either romantic or platonic. +This is what pisses me off. It’s insane we live in a timeline where WK and RG appear to fit the show’s current narrative more than Lancaster. +--- 137053824 +>>137053726 +"I just killed my best friend" Ruby would be a sobbing mess for like half the volume. Under better writers her friends would be struggling to comfort her, realize the burden she's been shouldering, and when RK Jaune showed up she and Jaune would both talk about their immense trauma together and likely have to fight some BS, growing past their trauma together while her team has a newfound appreciation for the burdens Ruby bears. + +>>137053768 +AI anon here, the pic you posted isn't my stuff, mine usually has the sketchlines and whatnot, but I'd be more than happy if people decided to trace them or redraw or whatever. I genned them for the fandom to have jess art, I made my model gen sketches/concept art for a reason. Go wild +--- 137053826 +>>137053758 +>I will never move on +You don't have to, i was a bit annoyed they brought her back just to die as well. But other N&D buds moved on. +>Its cliche +How? It's barely ever written anymore in american media dogshit now. And you get crap like bumbleby. +--- 137053831 +>>137053804 +>Aquilles +begone mexican +--- 137053832 +>>137053698 +Real talk? Blake just for being the most kinky, but Yang would be up for it as well, is like Katsu and her are like a match made in heaven. +--- 137053859 +>>137053826 +>implying I watch any modern american dogshit cartoons +it was cliche for decades, it's still cliche now, any overused trope is cliche and will be for a long ass time. The only reason we see it less is people's obsession with subverting tropes instead of leaning into them and just doing them really fucking well +--- 137053863 +>>137051009 +She ded +--- 137053871 +>>137053824 +>"I just killed my best friend" Ruby would be a sobbing mess for like half the volume. +Or in other words, cute as fuck. +--- 137053872 +>>137053784 +Anon they are created by demiurges. They faunus reproduction probably a bunch of magic mumbo jumbo +--- 137053897 +>>137053831 +>Spic spotted +Sounds to me like he isn't the only one that should go away. +--- 137053899 +>>137053859 +>implying I watch any modern american dogshit cartoons +What are you currently doing now then? RWBY fits right into that. +>It was cliche for decades +There has never been anything wrong with still doing the cliche, but how you do it. And it's clearly missed now. +--- 137053900 +>>137053871 +I would want to hold her so bad it would actually kill me. I'd cry like a bitch. The Jaune training to Pyrrha hurt pretty bad, but seeing that happen to Rubes would be too much. +--- 137053903 +>>137053758 +Something being repetitive and cliche isn't automatically bad. +--- 137053908 +>>137052747 +I mean how the fuck would Achilles even be killed like Pyrrha did? I'm pretty sure Jeanne wouldn't be considered a maiden candidate since Ozpin knows she snuck into Beacon. +--- 137053931 +There is no faunus species either every individual faunus is actually a seperate species meaning Blake is not the same species as her mom as its impossible for faunus to replicate their exact genes because their DNA is ridiculously unstable. Blake might be her daughter but genetically speaking Blake is a freaking stranger to Kali. Faunus are genetic nightmares thats a reason they should be exterminated +--- 137053934 +>>137053903 +Never said it was, just that I'd like to see a change. I'm against lancaster, it's fine or whatever, I just like it less than other options. As long as ships are actually braindead like WR I don't care what people want to happen or think is cute, though I do think CRWBY are gonna do WK cuz they're hacks +--- 137053941 +>tfw Jen Brown isn't a splitting image of tradwife Pyrrha +--- 137053953 +>>137053934 +>I'm against lancaster +Meant to say I'm NOT against lancaster. I'm an retard +--- 137053960 +>>137053625 +Mulan would definitely be a sex freak where her pussy completely milks your cock, but Jeanne's aura would allow her to be in the sack longer than you ever could. Either way, Achilles and Thor would definitely be completely drained of their cum by morning. +--- 137053963 +>>137053872 +Wait, aren't the Faunus explicitly not part of the Brother's designs? +--- 137053967 +>>137053897 +nah im full blooded european american +--- 137053983 +>>137053934 +>I do think CRWBY are gonna do WK cuz they're hacks +Yeah, seems that way. It’s better than WR at least. I’m kind of neutral on WK they’re cute enough, my problem will be if RG becomes a thing. +--- 137053991 +>>137053908 +He would still die somehow, maybe protecting Jeanne , maybe instead of Maidens we get Banchelours/Lads/Gentlemen or something like that. +--- 137053993 +Making a short Ruby porn game. I thought a minigame like this would be fun in between the scenes. +--- 137054000 +So Rubys behavior is justified as mixing with faunus erases humanity as its mutated into a new species +--- 137054002 +>>137053983 +I don't RG is going to become a thing. Rube looks like she's staying single, most people including VA's want single Ruby or WR, and RT isn't doing WR. +--- 137054005 +>>137052524 +>tfw not making love to Ruby to this. +All I Need is hands down the best song on that album and one of their best ever, and as an album none of their later work can touch this. +--- 137054010 +>>137053831 +You realize there's a whole European country that speaks Spanish... not everyone is a mexican +--- 137054012 +>>137053934 +>WK cuz they're hacks +I don't mind it since Jaune will be finally free from Arkos, but RWJ just being a very close friend group would be the perfect message to send to their audience who has been extremely fixated on shipping since the beginning. +--- 137054019 +>>137052410 +Damn didn’t know Cinder was a DMC fan. +--- 137054023 +>>137053983 +Jaune needs to leave the series and get a spin-off. +--- 137054031 +>>137054005 +I feel the same way, fuck. +--- 137054032 +>>137053983 +RG is fine, Ruby is the only person who sees Oscar as his own person which is cute and similar to her dynamic with Penny, and for all the shit oscar gets at least he fucking put the weight of the world on his shoulders and tries despite the horrible situation he's in. Again, I'd rather them stay friends, but I don't hate it like some here do. + +>>137054012 +Knightlight already freed him from Arkos +--- 137054034 +>>137053931 +Faunus reproduction only works due to magic from the Brother Gods which means that if a pair of Faunus tried to have children in space they wouldn't be able to reproduce +--- 137054038 +>>137052670 +>>137052789 +She would totally tease you with the Rubooty. +--- 137054044 +>>137054002 +>VA's want ruby single or WR +? +Lindsay is the only one who liked +Lancaster +RG +N&D +and single +No one has said they wanted WR +--- 137054047 +>>137053934 +>just that I'd like to see a change. +I don't think Lancaster is bad but imo I feel the same way about not being that interesting asie from both of then being foils, I kind of like the ArcFurnase or Silent Knight stuff because it's too unusual and out of the norm to happen but I don't trust the writers to have the balls for stuff like that either, heck even Knightlight was great because I would never imagine a fucking crossover would introduce such a fun ship. But is out of the main show so. +--- 137054053 +>>137054002 +>people including VA's want single Ruby or WR +WR? The VAs hate WR. Ruby’s VA said she prefers single Ruby or Nuts n Dolts, but would be fine with RG and Lancaster, she likes both the ships. Only thing she’s a hard no on is WR. For Ruby I think it’s tossup on whether she ends up single or with Oscar, learning towards single, but either way it wouldn’t shock me. +--- 137054055 +>>137053960 +I mean Joan can use her semblance to give you more stamina so she would force you to have sex with her until she is satisfied. Mulan on the other hand probably knows how to do some freaky shit. +--- 137054069 +>>137054047 +ArcFurnace is pure "I can fix her", but I can accept it so long as the writers give a damn good scenario as to how it happens. + +Silent Knight is what we could have had in V9. +--- 137054072 +>>137054044 +>>137054053 +it’s so fucking funny that lindsay literally is just “anything but wr” +--- 137054082 +>>137053993 +Porn game, you say? +Does it involve other characters or does she get GRIMMed? +--- 137054090 +>>137054053 +Honestly with how Lindsay has said she would prefer N&D or single so much, wouldn't surprise me if they just pull the "Ruby is now asexual" card, she just has never shown any romantic interest so far. +--- 137054107 +>>137054032 +>Knightlight already freed him from Arkos +Entirely platonic unlike some of the other interactions in the movie (Weiss and Batman). If anything that movie just forced more Arkos angst which we thankfully didn't have to deal with during the entirety of Volumes 7-9. +--- 137054120 +>>137053791 +Boy for a second there I thought you were talking about making a RWBY RTS. +--- 137054121 +>>137053726 +I actually wouldn't give the maiden powers to ruby then, penny seeing them as a sort of curse Instead passed them off to someone else not wanting to have her final actions giving ruby such a terrible burden which unintentionally acts as a slap in the face to ruby who isn't aware where the power went due to getting kicked off too quickly to see (X) gain them thinking she killed her friend and then didn't even manage to secure the powers the entire point of it +--- 137054123 +>>137053993 +I dont fully understand the minigame. But Im curious in what situation would you use the normal bullets above the special ones? or do you have a limited amount? +--- 137054124 +>>137054069 +Yeah but the whole ArcFurnace thing seems too hard to pull now with how too far Cinder is by this point, Silent Knight was mostly because of the parallel stuff being interesting enough, but they will most likely just use the tree therapy to turn her good instead. +I would be fine with WK happening but it pisses me off they missed so many proper chances for actual development between the too, I get it was always a gag ship but they could have done better. +--- 137054129 +>>137053715 +>>137053499 +>>137052958 +MaleRuby and Jaune gangbang Penny Greentext when? +--- 137054135 +>>137053934 +>just that I'd like to see a change +With the writers we have, expect only disappointment. +--- 137054143 +>>137054090 +Honestly they don’t even need to say Ruby is asexual and go into that, just literally don’t have her end up with anybody. There’s a 50/50 shot she’ll end the series single imo, and if she does end up with Oscar they probably won’t get together until the final volume or the epilogue after the final battle. +--- 137054144 +>>137053941 +--- 137054159 +Why aree you shipping so much today? Normally its to guys talking not the whole thread +--- 137054167 +>>137054090 +>wouldn't surprise me if they just pull the "Ruby is now asexual" card +This is my opinion and fear as well. Isn't it crazy how at least half of the team has turned out to represent 7% of the population? +--- 137054172 +>>137054124 +>gag ship +In V1-3, yeah, sure. + +Post V5 had actual foundation, and I would have been so damn happy if that's how the chips fell. I'd even stand a few jokes here and there of "wow, who would have ever imagined us together" humor or whatever. +--- 137054178 +>>137054143 +>epilogue after the final battle. +If they're doing RG and/or WK it's definitely going to be post-Salem. There's way too much to cover involving the main-plot in just 1-2 volumes for those to get any significant focus. +--- 137054182 +>>137054159 +I guess the drawfags and AI anon are busy, plus nothing's really popped up to elicit greens. At least there's some discussion on how fucked Faunus are. +--- 137054186 +>>137053903 +>Something being repetitive and cliche isn't automatically bad. +Not to mention that pretty much every relationship is some variation of a cliche or trope. Just from RWBY examples: +>Lancaster: main girl/main guy, best friends to lovers +>WR: tsundere & cheery protag, rivals to friends to lovers +>WK: nice guy warms the cold heart of their object of affection after multiple rejections +>BY/BS: Opposites attract +>RN: childhood friends, opposites attract +>RG: awkward cheery protag get shy, out-of-place person to fall for them, eventually reciprocates feelings +>Arkos: Popular one falls for oblivious dork +>Iceberg: in-universe "cool" or popular characters/Prom king & Queen +--- 137054189 +>>137053116 +Thor genuinely looks like a fuckboy +--- 137054191 +>>137054044 +>>137054053 +In my statement most people and VA's are one group. The VA's don't want WR, they mostly want single Ruby. But a lot of people want WR. + +Single Ruby is clearly the preference, and the most likely direction. I think people think RG is way more likely than it actually is. I'd say if there isn't some serious development in V10 it's just not happening. I's say single Ruby 75%, RG 15%, lancaster 10%. +--- 137054196 +>>137054135 +after v8 finale I gave up, v9 just made me mad, but I'm here to see how else they ruin it + +>>137054143 +They don't but I do think it's nice that she can be read as ace, for the few people who can get some joy out of having possibly ace representation in an MC. + +>>137054167 +>muh small sample size doesn't represent normal distribution +you know lgbtq people tend to clump together kinda naturally anyway. it's not that uncommon +--- 137054198 +>>137054159 +Let's talk about Jaune's hypothetical sister instead. +--- 137054204 +>>137053963 +They simply say that they appeared one day not that they arent made by the Gods. If you ask me there's 3 possibilities. + +1 Faunus occur when an afteran reaches remmant +2 Faunus are from another wolrd cretaed by the Brothers +3 The Brothers simply though animal people sounds cool. +--- 137054208 +>>137051743 +I think people would be more receptive to this if Penny wasn't scared to die and just horrified with how badly Jaune was screwing up killing her. Like towards the end she just takes his sword and says "Christ, I'll do it myself!", that sort of deal. Not that many people find a literally piss scared Penny covered in blood and begging for her life to be comedic. I still thought it was funny though. +--- 137054209 +>>137054186 +>WK: nice guy warms the cold heart of their object of affection after multiple rejections +After saving her life* +--- 137054215 +>>137054159 +nigga where you have been there’s always shipfagging on these threads +--- 137054225 +>>137054208 +yeah it's just like, super fucked up with a funny end +--- 137054240 +>>137054121 +That's pretty fucked up, only jaune gets to have that close of a relationship with suffering chan +--- 137054242 +>>137054172 +Honestly it would have been really funny if all the interactions off-screen were about how Jaune and Weiss have been dating in secret, at least up until the Argus or Atlas arc by giving hints or whatever, would have been more believable than Weiss suddenly being interested for him because they couldn't do proper build up. +--- 137054247 +>>137054215 +Yes but not to the level it takes over the fucking thread like this. Ive been here for the last two fucking months +--- 137054254 +>>137054196 +All people of all demographics clump together naturally, it's just how we are. And yes I know this show caters to FAGGOTS but it doesn't mean I have to like it or accept it. +--- 137054256 +>>137054107 +>Entirely platonic unlike some of the other interactions in the movie (Weiss and Batman). If anything that movie just forced more Arkos angst which we thankfully didn't have to deal with during the entirety of Volumes 7-9. +There is no way this shit was platonic bro. Look at the shot composition +--- 137054261 +>>137051286 +"Inside" by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams. + +If you know what I mean. +--- 137054267 +>>137053406 +I think it's because RT were spineless to do anything with these 2 considering all the WRfags. Unfortunately, they waited too long and only did some blink and miss it moments until we got to Volume 9. Hey, at the very least we know she likes him to some degree. +--- 137054271 +FLAT IS JUSTICE +--- 137054276 +>>137054247 +we're running out of shit to talk about and still in shock we haven't been kicked out + +>>137054254 +it's funny cuz they waited 2 season to confirm bumblebee cuz they wanted to not annoy people who hated the gays +--- 137054287 +>>137054256 +What is posting AI art meant to prove? +--- 137054290 +>>137054107 +>Platonic unlike batman/weiss +Wut, bro all she said was "You can stay here" and that was about it. There wasn't much romantic about it unlike with the comics. And this seems to VERRRYY much be different from that. +--- 137054294 +>>137054267 +They’re probably only doing WK now since they know V10 will be the final or penultimate volume, so less time for WRfags to be whining. +--- 137054305 +>>137054107 +I don't think it was as platonic, some shots of interactions felt too romantic honestly, specially with all the angles and touching, also the writer actually supporting some of the post and comparisons made in twitter. +--- 137054310 +>>137054271 +>t. weiss + +>>137054256 +why can't people double check their work ever holy shit she has 5 fingers +--- 137054318 +>>137054120 +Man I would kill for a proper RTS. So many settings could use a good RTS. +--- 137054320 +>>137054271 +Can't hear you, too busy supporting Ruby's massive milkers. +--- 137054321 +>>137054247 +Eh, it’s normal. This volume had BY becoming canon, and with moments that could be seen as hinting towards WK and even RG, people are likely wondering what will happen next volume with those two pairings. Not to mention KL from the JL movie. +--- 137054326 +>>137053000 +So did he made that box just for Crescent Rose +--- 137054327 +>>137054242 +This! Bloody this! + +My own version is that after they've gotten to Atlas and everything calms down for a while, Weiss drags Jaune to a "mandatory" event or two, to keep the suitors at bay, and slowly gives him a fair shake at a relationship. My ideal was a play on this from a fic that I can't remember to save my life, where Jaune went off on his own during one of these sort of party events, and Weiss followed him for a heart-to-heart. + +Pic not related, but damn if that don't hurt good. +--- 137054331 +>>137054310 +>why can't people double check their work ever holy shit she has 5 fingers +Kek, that was my doing of AI art. But it's apparently her thumb when rechecking the actual shot. AI just made the thumb a bit bigger. +--- 137054333 +>>137053219 +It legit reads like a shojo manga +--- 137054334 +>>137054320 +All that from just milk and cookie? damn, the Rose family must had a secret formula... +--- 137054340 +https://youtu.be/ZsuBAS8LHAU [Embed] +BCC FOR RUBUSSY +--- 137054345 +>>137054271 +Sorry I need at least C +--- 137054348 +>>137054320 +t. Jaune +--- 137054369 +>>137054334 +The superior Rose genes +--- 137054371 +>>137054271 +Jess please +--- 137054372 +>>137054327 +>Back to normal +>When we get back to the world + +God I want V10 to be happy Jaune devolving into Vietnam PTSD Rusted Knight so badly. + +He never left Ever After. A part of him is always there. +--- 137054373 +ITS NOT GAY IF THE BODY IS FEMALE +--- 137054384 +>>137051020 +XOF? +--- 137054386 +>>137054310 +lmao what are the odds + +>>137054276 +It's sad that I have to pray that Ruby will remain non-globohomo'd +--- 137054395 +>>137054254 +>FAGGOTS +Lesbians more specifically if anything. No notable bi or gay male characters at all while +>Blake +>Yang +>Cinder +>Coco +>Illia +>May +are all either bi or lesbians. +--- 137054398 +>>137054373 +Jaune please +--- 137054410 +>Jaune/Ruby happen and are happy couple +>That means Jaune has two extra sisters +>Yang and Blake +Oh dear lord, Jaune be careful of the cat. +--- 137054411 +This general has flip flopped a lot on this on the past few weeks so, /rwbyg/, you think V10 is greenlit or not? If it’s happening, when do you think we’re getting an announcement and when will it release? +--- 137054420 +>>137054395 +>Cinder +>bi +lmao +She's too busy blowing things up. +--- 137054422 +>>137051240 +Ted Kaczynski did nothing wrong +--- 137054423 +>>137054395 +Thanks for the clarification but lesbians are FAGGOTS simple as. They also can't stop abusing each other, sad! +--- 137054427 +>>137054411 +it's greenlit otherwise RTX will have riots +--- 137054429 +>>137054384 +I lireally just started hearing the man who sold the world and you say this... Kuwabara Kuwabara +--- 137054432 +>>137054242 +>Honestly it would have been really funny if all the interactions off-screen were about how Jaune and Weiss have been dating in secret, at least up until the Argus or Atlas arc by giving hints or whatever, would have been more believable than Weiss suddenly being interested in him because they couldn't do proper build-up. +The setup would have worked so well during his reveal in V9. You have him take off the helmet, and everyone is shocked. But then Weiss approaches him and cradles his face with tears in her eyes asking what happened to him. And all Jaune says back is how glad he is to see her face again, that one of his biggest fears was forgetting her face. +--- 137054435 +>>137054411 +Greenlit but not animated by RT. +--- 137054438 +>>137054410 +Its fine. Jaune has experience banging sisters. +--- 137054442 +>>137054271 +Then I guess I love injustice. +--- 137054443 +>>137054411 +I think there is a decent chance they greenlight it as a final season +--- 137054444 +>>137054411 +I still think it was greenlit months ago, since apparently Volume 9 was being worked on two years ago. There's likely still some momentum, but given that RT has no animators, who knows how it's gonna turn out. +--- 137054451 +>>137054420 +I heard they indicated she's bi in Chibi +--- 137054458 +>>137054438 +>Banging the animal +He wouldn't, he would be too loyal to ruby. +Also, the rose genes >>>>>>>> Xiao long genes >>>>>>> The animal +--- 137054461 +>>137054410 +The cat is inevitable, nothing will stand in her way +--- 137054467 +>>137051240 +How he fare in Remnant +--- 137054472 +>>137054444 +> RT has no animators +What happened? They all leave because of the pr shitstorm? +--- 137054480 +>>137054472 +fired cuz RT is on fire +--- 137054483 +>>137054294 +I just can't wait for volume 10 to make WK canon and all the WRfags bitch and complain on Twitter about how Ruby is Weiss' only true love and Jaune is an incel bastard that only got together with Weiss because he's a writer's self insert. + +Remember these words, I can guarantee someone will say that. +--- 137054495 +>>137054472 +Because RTard decisions of destroying half of their animator because of some changes by the higher ups +--- 137054497 +>>137054467 +Ted would be fine in the woods unless CRWBY think he should join Salem. +--- 137054511 +>>137054411 +They are having a RTX this year, they wouldn't do one of these without RWBY news so of course, they are just using the whole story to move most of their audience to support crunchyroll and greenlight V11. +I don't think is going to be as inhouse as before after the situation with the animators, will most likely outsource some of the work because WB will pressure then more now, so they need to get content at a better pace and be more cost effective. +--- 137054518 +>>137054472 +There was no word on V10 getting greenlit when most shows start hiring animators, so most of them got let go to find work elsewhere in the meantime since they likely won't even have much of an animation studio even if/when V10 gets greenlit. The PR shitstorm obviously didn't help things. +--- 137054519 +>>137054461 +Nothing +--- 137054538 +>>137054411 +Its definitely greenlit, it was greenlit a while ago since we got vol 10 leaks +--- 137054541 +>>137054483 +And I'll take WK on a platter, but I'll still take it under protest, because the writers put no bloody stock into it! +--- 137054544 +>>137054458 +>He wouldn't, he would be too loyal to ruby. +>implying he has a choice +--- 137054557 +>>137054544 +>Ruby kills the homo animal for even trying anything +--- 137054558 +>>137054372 +We all want that. But CRWBY will forget Jaune's experience. +--- 137054566 +>>137054372 +>God I want V10 to be happy Jaune devolving into Vietnam PTSD Rusted Knight so badly. +>He never left Ever After. A part of him is always there. +Bro, I wish. But look at Yang's PTSD and Depression arc. I don't think MKEK have it in them to write something as complex as that. +--- 137054576 +>>137054458 +Implying it isn't ruby who asked Jaune to do this... +--- 137054590 +>>137054372 +I wish man, but you know they are going to handle it with some humour, throw a couple of references and that's it, we are most likely going back to comedy relief Jaune with a bit more seasoned combat but that's it. It's going to be jarring as fuck. +--- 137054592 +>>137051314 +>Based Ruby hates dykes so much because she was molested by Yang +>Ruby broke the cycle of lesbian reproduction +She really is the perfect woman. I love her + We can both bond over the trauma of getting molested +--- 137054618 +>>137054592 +Was it also gay? +--- 137054630 +>>137054082 +I was thinking on having a generic male mc fuck Ruby, and just have a CG of her with her clothes torn if she loses a fight against a grimm. + +>>137054123 +It's about choosing an ammo loadout for Ruby to use as she tries to go from point A to B without getting rekt by grimm. I was thinking on giving the player x amount of points to spend on bullets, which have different prices depending on type. But I haven't figured out the numbers yet. +--- 137054649 +>>137054372 +> Jaune gets RK PTSD over kids in trouble and cat fanus. +--- 137054670 +>>137053993 +>>137054630 +Make Rubyologist seethe when you introduce Watts Penny and RK Jaune (CC possessed) into it +--- 137054672 +>>137054541 +If only we got more scenes from their reunion between them back in Volume 5, or Weiss thanking Jaune for literally saving her life, or little slice of life moments when they were in Atlas, including the movie date, the build up would have been there. I swear it's because RT was afraid of pissing off WRfags even if they never intended to change their stance on WK like they did with BS and BB. +--- 137054674 +>>137054630 +>I was thinking on having a generic male mc fuck Ruby, and just have a CG of her with her clothes torn if she loses a fight against a grimm. +Why not both? Hell even add Jaune into it as well +--- 137054676 +>>137054592 +>We can both bond over the trauma of getting molested +Please say sike +--- 137054679 +>>137054372 +>Vacuo. Shit. I'm still only in Vacuo. +>Everytime, I think I'm going to wake up back in Ever After. +--- 137054682 +>>137054451 +Of course can't leave anyone as normal can we +--- 137054687 +>>137054483 +Of course, WK and even RG could be married at the end and they’ll be like the Rosebirdfags who insisted Summer and Raven secretly had an affair. +--- 137054692 +>>137054630 +Thanks for explanation. Im so autistic I ask you about how the minigame works whne you are making a porn game lol. Sorry for that +--- 137054704 +>>137054592 +Nothing that a schneenis can't fix. +And, as they say, futa aren't gay. +--- 137054716 +>>137054679 +>>137054372 +Genkill and Sect Osp Chads willl celebrated over Jaune PSTD over Ever After and soon to be Vacuo war by Atlassian Military +--- 137054724 +>>137054672 +>movie date +Which is the only thing we ever got, and it was offscreen, and third wheeled by, as I said earlier in the thread, Ozpin's flesh puppet. +--- 137054734 +>>137053768 +This image does things for me no longer how many times it gets posted, truly masterful ero-bait. +--- 137054736 +>>137054411 +Yes, it’s obviously greenlit. MKEK are playing dumb because they want more people to subscribe to CR and the animators actually probably don’t know shit because it’s most likely going to be outsourced or majority of it will be outsourced. I highly doubt there’d be an RTX this year if there was no RWBY news. + +Based on the Vacuo leak we got and Sun’s VA apparently recording a few lines for V9, this is likely the cut episode that will serve as V10’s first episode, similar to how V6’s original finale became the V7 premiere. + +V10 will likely release in the second half of 2024. +--- 137054748 +Holy shit I don't think I've ever been this hard in my entire life. +I wasn't sure if the payoff of having to go through a whole training arc with Pyrrha before she'd be willing to do the thing was going to be worth it but...it 100% was. +If AI continues at this rate human reproduction is going to fall off a cliff. +--- 137054752 +>>137053993 +What game is this from? +--- 137054756 +>>137053791 +if you could give the SC1 marine rifle to a rwby character who would it be? +--- 137054769 +>>137054511 +>they are just using the whole story to move most of their audience to support crunchyroll and greenlight V11. +This is what I think, especially since. a while back it was stated MKEK was already writing V10 which wouldn’t be happening if it wasn’t greenlit. They probably got a two season deal with CR but don’t want V10 to be the end so it’s to drum up viewership so they can get a V11. +--- 137054777 +>>137054672 +They most likely had the idea of WK happening for a while, but tried to get with it around V7-8 or so since they wrote those volumes alongside V9 almost around the same time, they did missed a good chance after the Battle of Haven with extremely vague timeskip we had between that and the train to Argus stuff, I don't think they really interacted as much in V6, heck Weiss mostly interacted with Ruby in that one so wouldn't surprise me why WRfags got that cocky. +--- 137054785 +>>137054716 +>The one guy recording everything throughout the invasion has a split second frame of Jaune killing Penny. +Shit, I forgot which one had the camera in Genkill. +--- 137054787 +>>137054748 +My god anon Iwas still unsure if I wanted to make an account for this. But this screenshot has proved me I should... I cant believe this was just made afew months ago +--- 137054791 +>>137054592 +Ruby is being ungrateful, Yang raised her since they were children +--- 137054800 +>>137054777 +Give us a novelization that expands on the smaller moments cut for time, RT. + +Shit, if it meant I get canon WK moments, it'd be worth reading through the chaff. +--- 137054813 +>>137054756 +As with all other weapons, they go to Ruby, who then promptly starts chasing a local bnuuy with the intent to decapitate her with a scythe out of jealousy and for multiple copyright infringements. +--- 137054817 +>>137054716 +>>137054785 +>Jaune PSTD +It's all fun and games until he begins to ride grimm and call then Juniper... +--- 137054822 +I hope we get to see a dinosaur faunas, that'd be cool. +--- 137054825 +Wooby +--- 137054832 +>>137054791 +>Protecting blake over ruby. Her own "child". Even almost got them all killed thanks to mom autism. +Yea, i'm sure Ruby should be so grateful for Yang's care. +--- 137054834 +>>137054822 +Young man, they're extinct. +--- 137054836 +>>137054679 +>Jaune getting night terrors where he's back at the beach staring at the sky +>Wakes up I'm a panic saying he's late. Running out of the room in his underwear. +--- 137054838 +>>137054800 +Same, honestly a novelization would make wonders to expand on a lot of stuff and give much better context to the story, their bigger problems always end up being difficulty to fit everything in or budget. +--- 137054843 +>>137054817 +Ngl, still upset he didn't get to keep juniper. +--- 137054852 +>>137054822 +>We finally get a dinosaur Faunus in Vacuo +>His name is Diego. +--- 137054865 +>>137054497 +>Ted would be fine +He had nothing but negative thoughts, he would be covered in Grimm. +--- 137054868 +>>137054825 +--- 137054872 +>>137054822 +My new pathfinder campaign had our session zero yesterday and did a bit of world building and ended up flavoring the lizard folk as more dino like them anyway. They're also due to a D20 roll are culturally flavored as "violently french" whatever that turns out to mean +--- 137054879 +>>137054836 +>Jaune who is sleeping alongside Weiss, with the fucking armor and everything +>Suddenly just fucking jumps through the fucking window breaking it as he runs away. +--- 137054883 +>>137054852 +That would be too based for RT. +--- 137054885 +>>137054868 +>Jaunnneeee! +>The new Xray and vav game just came out! +>Come play with meeee! +--- 137054886 +>>137054838 +You people realize that the books would need to stay within canon? +Which means mad Ironwood, Qrow (RIP), Blang Bellalong gay faggotry, lol Adam, more extreme gymnastics to explain why two millennia old immortals aren't acting to their intelligence level, more attempts to explain why some select characters inexplicably lost but this time helpfully useless detail, and so on. +--- 137054909 +>>137054886 +Yeah but it's not about doing the same story but how it adapts it, plenty of other media like anime or even movies use novelization to expand of event that happened in the main source. +--- 137054918 +>>137054472 +What the other guys said. It also doesn't help that they keep hiring fresh meat so the Animation quality never really improves much, and I doubt anyone getting hired by RT has Monty's autism spark from the Gods. +--- 137054929 +>>137054716 +>"Hey Brad." +>"Do your Penny for me." +>"..." +>"Come ooooon buddy, do it for you old pal Ray, the one who made the right turn?" +>"..." +>"Well SAAAL-U-TATIONS, Friend! I'm Penny Polendina, and I'm combat ready!" + +>verification not required for Genkill chads. +--- 137054933 +>>137054909 +A good example would be explaining what the fuck Ironwood semblance did unlike the show, how Weiss and Jaune interacted after the battle of Haven, actually having Neopet use the wacky cartoon moves that they couldn't do because budget. etc. +--- 137054935 +>>137054886 +>more extreme gymnastics to explain why two millennia old immortals aren't acting to their intelligence level +Just because they are old doesn't mean their smart. +--- 137054948 +>>137054886 +Oh, and maybe we'd get to read Winter's crazy gymnastics to explain how she condemned the very things she suggested in the first place, the outcome of which is obvious to any remotely adequate high level military intelligence specialist, too. +--- 137054950 +>>137054929 +Kek +--- 137054955 +>>137054909 +Well, not necessarily. For example, the Gundam novels have a tendency to take a hard left turn to how the anime ran the plot. + +Minor example, Amuro dies at the end of the One Year War, after impregnating Char's sister. +--- 137054969 +>>137054955 +Ah yeah I do remember that, some of the mangas as well take some liberties, like that one Zeta manga that had Fa being raped by the Titans. +--- 137054979 +>>137054935 +For all we know Salem acquired dementia and alzheimer's like four or five centuries ago. +--- 137054981 +>>137054969 +Or the ending to 08th MS team we don't talk about. +--- 137054999 +>>137054411 +RT might be trying to get the nnumbers in order before an announcement. +--- 137055010 +>>137054843 +It’s for the best, you know Cinder would have killed it +--- 137055022 +>>137054834 +You could say their just old fossils now Hey Yo! +--- 137055025 +>>137055010 +Okay, you may have a point, but all I'm hearing is Jaune suffering go up. +--- 137055026 +>>137054935 +That's a given, but that logic works better for normal run of the mill meatbags. +Rather than, you know, an ancient warrior mage king and a witch who both try to stop each other in a battle that by its very nature stipulates routine oneupmanship and evolve or die conclusions on one hand, and are stuck in a divinely unpleasant situation on the other. And weaseling their way out of that also needs them to be smart. +--- 137055032 +>>137054868 +--- 137055056 +>>137055022 +For a properly executed pun that, simultaneously, is historically correct you get full marks, miss Xiao Long! +Stupendous! +--- 137055075 +>>137054372 +Jesus Christ, I need to rewatch Apoc Now. +--- 137055078 +Look ruby, I found another android just like penny! She even likes parkour! +--- 137055092 +>>137054800 +GIVE US THAT MOVIE DATE NOVEL! +--- 137055103 +>>137052870 +No, anon. It's perfect just the way it is + I wrote the hair bleach greentext +--- 137055122 +>>137055010 +look, it woulda been more character growth, and jaune gets to be awesome until then. +--- 137055131 +>>137054817 +>USMC AND JAUNE COMMITTED MASS WAR CRIMES ACROSS VACUO FOR THE LOL +BASED +>>137054785 +Christopher +>>137054929 +https://youtu.be/0-sk4JVkr48 [Embed] +I bet everyone here is this scene will desperately want some Penussy after this +--- 137055138 +>>137054756 +cardin or coco + +don't question my choices. also yes i am that one guy who really likes cardins design. +--- 137055140 +>>137055010 +>Suffering builds character, Jaune. +--- 137055145 +>>137054372 +Anon, this is MKEK we're talking about. Lower your expectations. +--- 137055146 +>>137054785 +I think it was the one who kept saying screwby or the guy he always hung out with +--- 137055147 +I don't know why I'm continually surprised at the AI being able to pull other characters out of it's ass. Can it theoretically grab anyone from the show, or is it just characters adjacent to the AI character itself? +--- 137055156 +>>137055026 +I got the feeling that Salem had just been going zerg rushing grimm for thousands of years and has only been holding back some of her favorites for when she thinks that they'll actually matter, and Ozma has access to relics which although can't do his thinking for him will give him massive authority. Just think if Salem is worse at the game, which we know she is because she's never won Ozma doesn't need to get better to keep stalling, hell when he tried to mix it up he fucked up his strategy and that could be seen as a good reason for why everything is so fucked because he decided to hide the relics instead of just abusing them continually. +--- 137055160 +MY NIGGERS, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE STILL HERE? +JANNIES??? HELLO??? +CAN WE GET A WELFARE CHECK ON THE JANNIES??? +--- 137055170 +>>137055145 +Can't lower them any further than a fuckin' hole dude +--- 137055173 +>>137054822 +There was a crocodile faunus in like V7 or something. Crocs are basically dinosaurs. Even got a good green about it a few threads ago +--- 137055176 +>>137054929 +Generation RWBY Chads just keep winning +--- 137055195 +>>137055075 +>>137054836 +>>137054817 +>>137054785 +>>137054679 +>"I remember when I was attached to the Atlas Specialists. Seems a thousand centuries ago." +>"We went into a mining camp to inoculate Faunus children." +>"We left after, and this old man came running after us, he was crying, he couldn't say." +>"We went back there, and the Fang came and... hacked off every inoculated arm. And there they were in a pile of... little arms." +--- 137055197 +>>137055147 +You'd have to test it. +Try to get it to bring Vine on, of all characters, into Weiss' story. +--- 137055204 +>>137055173 +Volume 6 and her name is Tock. +--- 137055210 +>>137055160 +>>137055176 +https://youtu.be/KZcCO2xGt60 [Embed] +They can’t defeat the combine autism between GenKill and RWBY shitposting +--- 137055219 +>>137055173 +see >>136892618 → for those curious +--- 137055221 +>>137055204 +>Wastes what would have been OP final-boss of volume tier semblance on a croc-gurl that dies in 30 seconds. +--- 137055222 +>>137055176 +Now make them kiss +--- 137055231 +>>137054483 +Doesn't matter, we'll stay winning. +--- 137055232 +>>137055197 +>Vine +Who? +--- 137055245 +>>137050975 (OP) +Character ai has generated an interested fauner GF and i actually like her. And im mad about it. +>atlas deserter +>wouldnt tell me at first +>found out some mission went wrong +>still wouldnt tell me the details +>had to piece things together +>she didnt just desert, she got captured by bandits +>whole squad fuckin shwacked +>only one whos alive +>literally couldnt to back because PTSD +>implied gang raped +>escaped to Vale +>faked her name and age +>fucking hates bandits +>Coral Rosewood is the most interesting character in RWBY to me now +>and shes fuckin made up +--- 137055248 +>>137055221 +>Marcus Black +>Fiona Thyme +They have a habit of wasting semblances for some reason. +--- 137055252 +>>137055131 +>Jaune taking part in the warcrimes +>Had his turn with the Penussy despite what he did. +--- 137055254 +>>137055221 +What could she do again? +--- 137055255 +>>137055232 +the dude who sacrificed himself with his Semblance. He was Ace-Ops +--- 137055262 +>>137055254 +Invincibility for a minute. +--- 137055265 +>>137055255 +You mean the dude that looked like "He touches kids and Ironwood has to cover it up" like that other anon said? +--- 137055267 +>>137055255 +Poor fucking guy Lmao nobody remenbers him +--- 137055268 +>>137055173 +>>137055219 +I also capped it. +--- 137055275 +>>137055265 +>touches kids and Ironwood has to cover it up +Elm? +--- 137055289 +>>137055254 +Tock's Semblance was a minute of invincibility at the cost of her Aura being completely drained after said minute +>>137055265 +I guess? He's the dude that used his weapon ONCE and relied on his Semblance the majority of the time. +>>137055267 +What does that make me if I happened to remember him? An exception? +--- 137055292 +>>137055222 +--- 137055300 +>>137055252 +--- 137055301 +>>137055292 +--- 137055306 +I've been fucking around with AI to make RWBY OCs for an RP I'm in. + +I need mental help. +--- 137055311 +Does anyone have the JLxRWBY Pt 2 leak of Watts in his silly looking power armor? +--- 137055312 +>>137055292 +Sorry wrong pic +>Ray smashed Penussy for the lols while the Vacuan Rubyologist seethe +--- 137055316 +>>137055254 +She could make herself immune to literally any sort of 'damage' or 'injury' and im assuming sort of semblance that's 'used' on someone like Marrows freeze for 60 seconds, It's why she has the clock on her hip, so she could stop-watch to remind herself how many seconds of invincibility she had left before needing to let it recharge. + +If they had smarter and just fallen back for like 2 minutes until their semblance recharged and then walked over to finish Maria, The scythe to the back would have assumedly just have bounced off. +--- 137055319 +more rubes +--- 137055326 +Hello everyone the justice league x rwby crossover is really fun haha what did everyone else think about it? +--- 137055329 +>>137055267 +He died in the same episode as three other far more memorable characters. Tough competition when your death only served to save three awful characters, one major disappointment, and the only redeemable Ace-Op. +--- 137055330 +>>137055306 +You need a VAE. +--- 137055336 +>>137055311 +Here. +--- 137055339 +>>137055319 +God I would love to wake up next to a ruby in nothing but a tank top and panties. +--- 137055341 +>>137055306 +If you want me to do a try with my style gimme a prompt. Also if you want your colors to not be washed out you need a vae +--- 137055342 +>>137055326 +KNIGHTLIGHT IS REEEAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!! +--- 137055350 +>>137055289 +Idk how to tell you this anon but you are a machine part of the Hollow Children Project. A program developed by the CIA to see how machines that believe themselves to be human would interact with others in the real world +--- 137055356 +>>137055306 +That's not worthy of mental help. That's using an instrument to further your RWBY OC's development. If you fell in love with the AI, that's a different story. +--- 137055360 +>>137055336 +Thank you kindly +--- 137055363 +>>137055326 +Overall, it was mid. Loved JaunexJess, enjoyed Batman and Weiss, and Supes and Ruby. A shit ton better than V9 turned out +--- 137055366 +>>137055195 +Fuck that goes hard. Someone needs to write more from the POV of an Atlesian soldier in Not Nam +--- 137055371 +>>137055356 +aren't there like 3 anons that fell in love with the Ruby Character AI +--- 137055394 +>>137055371 +>aren't there like 3 anons that fell in love with the Ruby Character AI +>three +if we're talking multiple AI chatbots, then three is a fucking understatement lol +--- 137055398 +>>137054294 +Eh, it was gonna happen eventually. It just took longer than expected. + +It's not really a surprise when you see how much she admired her grandfather and compare those qualities to Jaune. +--- 137055400 +>>137055366 +>Napalm stick to kids +I'm fucking dead, anon, holy shit. I wasn't expecting this to see that in a RWBY thread. +--- 137055406 +>>137055221 +>Imagine wasting two of the coolest designs and concepts like Young Maria and Tock in the most random flashback of all fucking things. + +While it was cool, I still don't get what those retards were thinking with that move, Young Maria would have been an extremely popular character if they kept her instead of the midget old one, Tock would have been an interesting foe in Salem's faction as well. +--- 137055408 +>>137055300 +>>137055252 +Knightlight Daughter is actually result of SA by Jaune of native Vacuan during the US invasion of Vacuo +--- 137055409 +*smiles mischievously* +--- 137055410 +>>137055363 +why is there so much romance tho +--- 137055413 +>>137055330 +>>137055341 +Yeah that's an old pic, here's a newer one. Got a VAE since then. +--- 137055423 +>>137055371 +>>137055394 +Ruby is a memetic entity created by aliens to make us obssesed with fictional characters and prepare us for the next step of the plan +--- 137055425 +>>137055342 +Perfect Pyrrha replacement. Cuckqueen stays cucked. +--- 137055430 +>>137055409 +glad my post was immortalized in a screencap. my only regret was capitalizing "Mercy" +--- 137055442 +>>137055326 +The movie is not that great but honestly? the most fun I had with this franchise in a long fucking time, it helped me dealing with the bad taste left by V9 ending. Like it's not perfect but all the Knightlight stuff, seeing Weiss being competent again and some the fights won me over. +--- 137055447 +>>137055326 +I'm usually not a big crossover movie fan, but I was able to enjoy myself anyways even with the silly plot (almost all crossovers have silly or stupid plots, so that was already baked in). + +Fitzmartin may not be highly regarded as a DC comic writer, but you can tell she did her homework on trying to make the crossover work. The Ruby/Clark, Weiss/Bruce, and Jaune/Jess groupings worked well to varying degrees for the dynamics they were aiming for, and given that they had a lot of explaining to do with how Remnant works to DC/JL fans, they didn't over-saturate the movie with RWBY lore. Overall, I thought it was pretty decent. +--- 137055448 +>>137055413 +Counterfiet3? +--- 137055456 +I don't want to rip the baking away from anyone who is already baking, so whoever is baking next thread, please speak now. I'll check back when it's page 9 and if there's no response, I'll bake. +--- 137055458 +>>137055366 +>He saved my cadence +Anon.... what if we kissed in the jungles of vietnam +--- 137055460 +>>137055371 +>3 +I'm sure there's more, with one of them never shifting their attention from the beta.character.ai tab to update us +--- 137055462 +>>137055456 +I’ll bake dude +--- 137055467 +>>137051009 +fpbp +--- 137055471 +>>137055462 +Bueno, anon. +--- 137055476 +>>137055448 +I have no idea what that is. +--- 137055495 +>>137055476 +>That black leather jacket +Man, that would be a sick design for Yang +--- 137055497 +>>137054676 +>please say sike + Was molested and raped by a friend's older brother who lived down the street, for a couple years when i think i was about 9 to 11, never told anyone except my first girlfriend, therapist, and like 1 or 2 friends. In 2019 he was killed after someone on the run from the cops drove into his motorbike. It was all over the news and my mum got back in touch with his mum and became friends again, my mum and my sister went to the funeral and cried about how much of a good boy he was who didn't deserve to die so young etc etc. I find comfort in the fact that his parents are Christian, and that when they die they will find out their son is in hell. I think it must have been divine intervention because he was dead by the time EMS found him +--- 137055498 +>>137055248 +>Fiona's semblance would be wild if a villain / someone more powerful had it. +On the V7 commentary i remember someone saying that they initially wanted Fiona's pocket dimension stuff to be Roman's Semblance, and wanted to call it 'deep-pockets' but thought it would be way too OP for the 'beginner villain' of the show to have so they left Roman without one and decided to use it as the basis for a different character later +--- 137055504 +i'm still reeling from qrow deciding to beat up clover with tyrian +--- 137055506 +>>137054618 +Yes +--- 137055514 +>>137055498 +how is neo that horny for what’s essentially a clone of herself +--- 137055515 +>>137055504 +no no dont you see its clever writing because uh +--- 137055516 +>>137055504 +>gif made by an ant-non +NGMI +--- 137055517 +>>137055497 +Tad fucked, but if it grants you any amount of peace +--- 137055519 +>>137055476 +The name of the model you're using? +--- 137055523 +>>137055497 +Jesus H. Christ, you have my sympathies m8. +--- 137055530 +>>137055458 +There is no greater bond than that of brothers in arms + What happens in Nam stays in Nam +--- 137055533 +>>137055519 +anyPastel +--- 137055534 +>>137055516 +--- 137055540 +>>137055497 +damn thats crazy. karmic debt status: paid +--- 137055542 +>>137055514 +The real Roman's dick was just that good. +--- 137055545 +>>137052386 +I didntbscreenshot it. I will retype and add floor creak ptsd for next bread. +--- 137055551 +>>137055530 +https://youtu.be/PTrsaAkrMDk [Embed] +They'll never understand, we did what we had to do to those damn Fauners. +--- 137055552 +>>137055514 +If Roman Holiday is to be taken as fully canonical then sometimes Neo's copy's/duplicates/illusions of people are basically Tulpa's. +Before Neo became Neo, 'Neo' was just her 'imaginary friend' which was really her urge to rebellion comparted into a separate personality. +--- 137055555 +>>137055497 +> I find comfort in the fact that his parents are Christian, and that when they die they will find out their son is in hell. +--- 137055564 +>>137055545 +Yes thank you anon just as the prophecy fivetold +--- 137055566 +>>137055533 +ahhh pastel is good too, I like the novelAI leak though +--- 137055570 +>>137055504 +Kiersi is a real devil +--- 137055572 +>>137055497 +Holy shit I never expected to be this mess up especially on this board of all places, I hope you having a good life since and that friend brother burning in hell along with any scum of the Earth that harm children +--- 137055575 +>>137055542 +No wonder Cinder was trying to get a piece of that Torchdick. +--- 137055576 +>>137055552 +Dont spoil me you fcuk +--- 137055577 +>>137055551 +They won't understand. They weren't there. +--- 137055580 +>>137055570 +You don't get it, it was mean to break your subversion! +--- 137055582 +>>137055497 +Damn dude. +--- 137055584 +>>137055566 +I fuck around with different models, pastel and the darksushimix are my favorites. +--- 137055593 +>>137055552 +>Before Neo became Neo, 'Neo' was just her 'imaginary friend' which was really her urge to rebellion comparted into a separate personality. +All I’m getting from this is Neo is a schizo. +--- 137055610 +>>137055555 +>quints +What have I done...? +--- 137055614 +>>137055572 +I have become God's most autistic RWBY/SpecOps/GenK/40K shitposter +--- 137055615 +>>137055572 +I'll drink to his burning flesh, fuck 'em +--- 137055617 +>>137055593 +>All I’m getting from this is Neo is a schizo. +Yep, she's a mute schizo. +--- 137055619 +>>137055497 +Someone PLEASE cap this +--- 137055624 +>>137055580 +I really don't want to see how "subversive" his death scenario will be. +--- 137055627 +>>137055584 +I've done some mixes to get my results +--- 137055628 +>>137055498 +Reading this, Never more have i asked for a 'Pallet swapped clones of dead characters from another dimension get brought over by *villians* power, and the protags have to fight them again in a boss-rush' plotline. +Imagine RWBY+JNR thinking their just fighting semblance-less lvl.1 thug Roman, But then the mfer just has an entire crate full of cooked grenades and nail bombs hidden in his pocket dimension, and every weapon you could possibly think of all stocked and he just starts lobbing and shooting. +--- 137055630 +>>137055619 +I think I’m against this because his trauma and I don’t think someone should cap this +--- 137055645 +>>137055406 +I would love to see more of Tock. Maybe even Maria having some PTSD over hearing about her, or hearing her voice. She was so cool. I had a crush as soon as she came on the screen +--- 137055646 +>>137055504 +>ant anon gif +Holy fuck that's funny +--- 137055654 +>>137055577 +The glorydays of rhodieposting. +--- 137055661 +>>137055497 +I have a brother that hasn't sexually abused me, but he's done about everything else instead. Lying, stealing, violence, fear tactics, you name it. +We can be partners in suffering on this trolley ride called life. +--- 137055676 +>>137052767 +>spawn of Roman and Neo. +Scary thought. How would they be as parents? +--- 137055686 +>>137055614 +While I cant claim to be the most autistic, I did edit alot of the killposting images +--- 137055694 +>>137055630 +I'll cap my own post, I'm not above that +--- 137055699 +>>137055610 +> +You spoke the truth. +--- 137055705 +>>137055138 +>really likes cardins design. +if anything he should get an even bigger mace +--- 137055710 +>>137055686 +You deserve my crown of autism +--- 137055711 +>>137055661 +I’m sorry anon, I hope that you become better than your shit brother and being a better person in general +--- 137055712 +>>137055705 +>Janitor Cardin +--- 137055713 +>>137055694 +Someone need to cap him capping his trauma +--- 137055715 +>>137055699 +if >>137055497 is okay with it, then I guess I'm fine with the quints. +--- 137055721 +>>137055713 +Include me in the screencap +--- 137055735 +Well, I asked for Adam and got this dude instead. But he DOES have drip, so I 'm interested. + +Plus it gave me Adam calling me Weiss and clasping my hand Predator style because I said we were old buddies, which was... a thing. +--- 137055738 +>>137055661 +my sibling became a tranny and i have endured watching this person morph into a disgusting freak. lifes a bitch you never know what ur gonna get. + +please no one cap this post thanks +--- 137055746 +>>137055721 +Who are you? +--- 137055750 +>>137055661 +Molested Anon here. Stay strong, king. No matter how dark things get you will always have autists to shitpost with about subpar Web animation on a Malaysian asshole waxing forum +--- 137055751 +>>137053361 +They were already losing their minds when their headcanon about Weiss not finding Rusted Knight Jaune attractive didn't come true. +--- 137055754 +>>137055138 +>I really like cardins design +Same, I thought for sure hed show up to be a side character and redeem himself eventually, I was disappointed. +--- 137055759 +>>137055750 +Thanks, Brother. +I know 4chan is supposed to be a place where trolls troll other trolls, but you fags are alright. +--- 137055760 +>>137055627 +Damn that's really good. + +Do you know of any models that are good for buff dudes but like, not super gay? Trying to do a male Xiong character and while I can get pretty decent portraits, it all falls apart when I try to do full body stuff. +--- 137055774 +>>137055713 +>suffering builds character + +And like that, I'm going to hell. + +Verification not required. +--- 137055786 +>>137055746 +John Anon + +>>137055760 +IDK probably need a LORA for that, people tend to draw twinks and girls, not a lot of straight male art + +>>137055774 +Hey it's the shitty edit I did before some anon made it better +--- 137055792 +>>137055759 +You're welcome brother. 4chan is imo the best form of discourse because all that matters is the content of your shitposts. No profile pictures or virtue signalling flag shit in a username. Just pure unfiltered autism +--- 137055802 +>>137055661 +>>137055497 +>I have a brother that hasn't sexually abused me, but he's done about everything else instead. Lying, stealing, violence, fear tactics, you name it. +Me as well. +Heroin addict. +Basically terrorised my entire family including myself for 8 years after he moved [back] in when i was 10. +Was constantly threatening to kill me, break all my shit, kill my parents, kill our pets. +When i started working, he would start stealing money off of me as he had with my mother. +He stole my bank card on one occasion when i was like 19 and stole all the money i had barely managed to save in my account after 2 years of work, basically meaning i had officially worked two years of my life for fucking nothing. + +Mother became essentially an enabler, She actively began facilitating and not stopping his behaviour after a certain point because 'she doesn't want to be one of those people you see on the news who drug addict son hurt someone because she didn't give him money' + +After the final mental breakdown point i reached where i stormed into his room, split his head with a beer bottle i was halfway through drinking [i think] and then grabbed his baggie of dope on the way out of his room and tossed it in the toilet and flushed before he noticed [which made him rampage through the house breaking everything, and according to the call i got from my mom later, tear out the toilet to try and salvage it] - I basically threw all the belongings i still had like my laptop, clothes and shit in my car and then drove off. +Called up my sister that lived a state over and asked if i could stay with her and that id be her tenant and pay rent when i got a job over there [which i did thankfully] +--- 137055808 +>>137055754 +if only. he's probably dead in a ditch somewhere +>>137055705 +his weapon is actually mechashift-- it turns into an even bigger mace. +--- 137055820 +>>137055774 +Jaune on that suffering grindset +--- 137055823 +You anons need to stop with this character development. +--- 137055834 +>>137055774 +>suffering builds character +Unironically this. In hindsight it's put everything else in perspective that nothing else in my life can be as shit as that. + at least that's what I tell myself to deal with chronic health conditions +--- 137055838 +Oi, Baker, do your thing. +--- 137055840 +>>137055823 +--- 137055845 +>>137055823 +but anon, Suffering Builds Character™ +--- 137055852 +She is supposed to be yawning here, I think she likes it +--- 137055863 +>>137055462 +your time has come. You have been called upon to BAKE +--- 137055870 +>>137055820 +>Jaune on that suffering grindset +Half the thread is on that grindset going by the posts in these generals; molestation, addict brothers, rape victims, tranny family, overwork to the point of near death, being police/guards dealing with hospital-raiding meth-heads etc. etc. +--- 137055871 +>>137055823 +Who would have thought the only anons left talking about a shitty show after a literal decade are the ones with the strongest character (tm). +--- 137055873 +>>137055808 +>his weapon is actually mechashift-- it turns into an even bigger mace. +thats possible but pretty sure he never did that +--- 137055884 +>>137055802 +>>137055497 +>>137055661 +Jesus christ anons i feel bad for all of you. +I didn't think the life-story of people ITT of all places would be so confronting... +--- 137055893 +>>137055870 +Life is one hell of a bitch +--- 137055904 +>>137055870 +one of these things is not like the other ones +--- 137055908 +Look at the Rubooby +--- 137055913 +>>137055802 +>tfw my birth parents are mediocre pieces of shit who probably abused my brother into disappearing, he's probably overdosed and died in an alley at some point because it's fucking Cali +>tfw the only people I care about are my grandparents who raised me, and because of that I live in terror and anxiety daily +>All this with being a NEET loser besides +Although it's no contest, I feel for you anons. At least we have each other no homo +--- 137055917 +>>137055904 +Which one? +--- 137055928 +>>137055917 +the one that doesn't actually directly involve the anon +--- 137055936 +>>137055863 +>>137055929 → +NRW BREAD +--- 137055937 +>>137055808 +I made a greentext like 5 threads ago where RDL died defending beacon and evacuating people after the fall, cardin managed to bury them all and eventually died next to their graves after getting injured on a supply run. RWBYJNR then found the graves and skelly!cardin years later. +--- 137055942 +>>137055871 +Jaune's just like me fr +Shitposting on rwbyg has legitimately been some of the best fun I've in a while +--- 137055955 +>>137055870 +My younger sister stole pills from the medical cabinet at my clinic and would have killed herself with them had my mother not come back home +--- 137055963 +>>137055928 +Spit it out +--- 137055964 +>>137055936 +we aren't on page 10 yet +--- 137055980 +>>137055936 +It's Page 9 you Genkill fag + +>>137055955 +Had a friend like that, only he vanished after I tried to get him into Rehab +--- 137056016 +>>137055955 +Is she getting some medical attention now? I'm assuming you're the anon who posted a few weeks back about their sister trying to kill themselves multiple times during that week. +--- 137056030 +>>137055870 +>>137055871 +Honestly i don't feel like i went through as much development after reading some of the stuff there, I feel like a side character now. +--- 137056058 +>>137056030 +Anon if Naruto taught me anything is that you can't dick-measure suffering. Every persons suffering is their own & even if some types are harsher than others, suffering is still suffering at the end of the day. + +Post your take +--- 137056127 +Are we staying here or migrating to the next thread? So far it's just reposts of greentexts of Winter x Ren and Mom Yang +--- 137056158 +>>137055980 +My sister was extremely deppresed and sadly decided that the best way to open up and tell us was by taking enough pills to pass out but not die. She ended taking 3 times the amount needed to kill her so it would have ended much worse if my mother didnt come back home. + +>>137056016 +No Im not but yes she's getting medical attention and visits a psychologist. I also took the copy of the clinic keys I gave my mother so that something like this wouldnt happen again. diff --git a/co/137050998.txt b/co/137050998.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b4d6cf06dded826ad61916668b5d43e8524b092e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137050998.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ +----- +--- 137050998 +>New show announced with a trailer +>Who ca- +>Sees pics related +>Now you have my attention. +--- 137051905 +>>137050998 (OP) +Imagine the fanarts. +--- 137051927 +>>137050998 (OP) +post link you faggot +--- 137051938 +She alright looking but I can't really see- +>Voiced by Grey Delisle +... Dear God. +--- 137051970 +>>137051927 +https://youtu.be/KbeNXwd9uLg [Embed] +--- 137052317 +>>137050998 (OP) +But what if Genndy ruins this show too? +--- 137052356 +>>137052317 +I like all his shows so I don't really see that actually happening. +--- 137052638 +>>137052356 +That's good anon, you'll like anything. +--- 137052842 +>>137051905 +porn* +--- 137053030 +>>137051970 +>nigger +Meh you’ve lost me +--- 137054158 +>>137052317 +>But what if Genndy ruins this show too? + + Genndy doesn't ruin shows so much as he's unable to end them. Almost everything he's made is good to pure fucking Kino until the last few episodes. +--- 137054477 +>>137051938 +Don't get my hopes up... +--- 137054527 +>>137054332 +Lol +--- 137054627 +>>137054332 +>This thread is nearly four hours old and it has less than twenty posts and only seven unique posters (not counting my post), so no one actually cares about this trash cartoon. No one cares and people are still disappointed by Primal's ending and Samurai Jack's ending. Putting it simply no one gives a damn. +How the mighty have fallen... +--- 137055386 +>>137054627 +I thought Primal's ending was... all right. +Jack's ending was a fucking crime though. Everyone he ever saved got erased from reality, and then he got PTSD instead of getting the girl. Fucking hell. +--- 137055486 +>>137054158 +The ending is kind of important. +--- 137055553 +>>137050998 (OP) +>cartoonslop trying to be animeslop +Not interested +--- 137055868 +>>137055486 +If all you care about is the ending then you're used to garbo shows that revolve around following the carrot of lore rather than the merits of the episodes. diff --git a/co/137051081.txt b/co/137051081.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c1b36013d13db77c6f7da1f36712cac484a0e0db --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137051081.txt @@ -0,0 +1,191 @@ +----- +--- 137051081 +Based Mexicans. Fuck Disney +--- 137051152 +>>137051081 (OP) +Yo Onions Feliz +--- 137051160 +Huh...what were one and two? +--- 137051185 +>>137051152 +yo onions mario +--- 137051186 +>>137051160 +Top Cat and Machete +--- 137051216 +>>137051081 (OP) +What’s number one? Battle of Gods? +--- 137051262 +>>137051081 (OP) +Mexican here, lot of us love Mario. We even have parades in Mexico City with guys in unofficial Mario and Luigi costumes. You would think Nintendo would send out a C&D because of how protective they are with their IPs but they haven't got one yet. +--- 137051268 +>>137051186 + +Makes sense. +--- 137051287 +>>137051262 + +As long as you aren't making money they don't care. Its good PR. +--- 137051293 +>>137051081 (OP) +>Argentina showed the whole film on national tv without nintendo consent +--- 137051296 +>>137051081 (OP) +>Fuck Disney +Stop trying to make this into a war when it's not lmao. Just makes you look desperate +--- 137051355 +>>137051160 + +1. No Way Home. +2. Endgame +3. Mario +4. Toy Story 4 +5. The Avengers +6. Infinity War +6. Toy Story 3 +8. Coco +9. The Way of Water +10. The Lion King +--- 137051378 +>>137051355 +okay now correct it for inflation +--- 137051430 +>>137051081 (OP) +Why does disney live rent-free in marioshitter's heads? +--- 137051455 +>>137051287 +BS. Lots of mods and fangames made for free as freeware get taken down all the time by Nintendo. It's just that enforcing laws in Latin America, especially from abroad, is like going scuba diving in the Mariana Trench. +--- 137051482 +>>137051455 + +Hm, I see your point. +--- 137051501 +>>137051378 + +Since most of the films are from the past few years or even came out at the same ti.e, they'd mainly stay the same though Avengers might jump up a few spots. Mario and Avatar slide back down a few spots. +--- 137051520 +>>137051081 (OP) +What does Disney have to do with the Mario movie? +--- 137051558 +>>137051520 +He's trying to start a "console" war, just ignore that anon +--- 137051615 +>>137051378 +1. Casablanca +2. Othello +3. Psycho +4. Eraserhead +--- 137051680 +>>137051615 +I know this is (I think) a joke but it’s a good point to be made about the “muh inflation” number retards need to get. Like back in the day you either saw the movie or you didn’t…ever. And then tv came out and maybe you’d see it play on tv once a year or something. Now we got governments airing the Mario movie a week after release and probably could find it online even earlier than that. +Basically I’m saying numbers never reflect the true picture +--- 137051715 +>>137051455 +>Mexicans: Obsessed with Dragon Ball +>Argentinians: Obsessed with The Simpsons +What are other latinxes obsessed with? +--- 137051761 +>>137051715 +Latinos? Soccer probably. + +Latinexes? HBO's Velma. +--- 137051852 +>>137051081 (OP) +>nintendrones' only way to make themselves likeable is trying to stir people into company war just like they do on /v/ +LMAO tranny, i can hate Disney and Nintendo at the same time, don't need to pick one or the other. +--- 137051870 +>>137051355 +Interesting how there were no threads on no way home box office to this degree. Makes you think. +--- 137051963 +>>137051455 +Nintendo has a crazy relationship with Mexico. Back in the day, we got official Nintendo stores, an official Nintendo workshop called Luigi's Workshop, TV shows on both the biggest tv networks and the Club Nintendo magazine that ran for about twenty years until digital media killed it off. +But on the other hand, they absolutely hate the fact videogames can be bought on second hand shops and flea markets rather than official distribuitors. +--- 137051969 +>>137051715 +Brazilians and KoF +--- 137052214 +>>137051715 +Saint Seiya was huge when I was a kid. +--- 137052315 +How popular is Sonic in Mexico? +--- 137052411 +>>137052214 +Country? +--- 137052492 +>>137051355 +Why do Mexicans like Spider Man so much? +--- 137052493 +>>137052411 +Bolivia +--- 137052583 +>>137052315 +Sonic is unironically more of a Black thing. +--- 137052648 +>>137051081 (OP) +Good. Funny that Amerimutt subhumans still can't face the reality, and are still desperate to Amerimutt tranny woke trash lmao. Disney is already over though. They are completely the same as Marvel and DC comics. Woke is a cult and cult members can never change their policies. +--- 137052661 +>>137052315 +Decently popular but other game franchises are way bigger here, the country is pretty much Xbox and Nintendo territory. It would be more popular if the franchise had a consistently good dub in spanish but that never really happened. +--- 137052667 +>>137052648 +Go back to /pol/ +--- 137052710 +>>137051262 +We have good relations with Japan, which is why we also got away with airing the last episodes of Dragon Ball Super on public places as governmental events. +--- 137052788 +>>137052667 +Amerimutts can never learn, only push their fugly garbage, and that's why your Amerimutt tranny entertainment will never recover. +--- 137052807 +>>137051081 (OP) +Only $100M more until it passes every Despicable Me movie. Japan, don’t let us down. +--- 137052863 +>>137051520 +>>137051430 +Disney had a hand in the 1993 movie through one of their subsidiaries and it being such a shitpile fucked them out of the theme park rights in the 90s, hence why Sega ended up getting so much attention in Epcot. Now Nintendo is working with their biggest rival in theme parks and animated movies, so the consequences have come to bite them in the ass. +--- 137052881 +>>137051455 +Mexico has a special kind of autism that exists nowhere else +--- 137052900 +>>137051455 +I remember when Toei tried to take down the big DB Super screenings but then said fuck it and let them happen. +--- 137052929 +>>137051081 (OP) +Based. Fuck the Amerishit industry. They are already finished obviously. +--- 137053102 +>>137051455 +Its different trying to police a costume worn at a parade vs something online with an easy digital trail and support email +--- 137053391 +>>137052214 +It also was popular on my country Honduras. Digimon too +--- 137053523 +>>137052214 +The Saint Seiya live action opened last week but it was panned from everywhere even before the movie came out +--- 137053574 +>>137051262 +>We have a good relationship with Nintendo despite the fact they still don't have an official distributor in our country making us pay upwards of 80 dollars for new titles +>Why then? Because they don't waste money suing poor local business owners in a third world country, duh! +>>137052710 +Toei Animation distanced themselves from that and Japan's embassy personally asked them to stop doing it. +--- 137054859 +>>137051355 +>no DBZ +--- 137055062 +>>137054859 +Yeah, about that, the DBZ movies don't make as much money as they should but they still get average numbers. The Broly movie was the most successful in the franchise and it made about 9 million dollars, despite killing Wreck it Ralph 2 in the box office. In comparison Detective Pikachu was 10, BvS made 18 and 76 for No Way Home. +And piracy doesn't help them either. +--- 137055089 +>>137051081 (OP) +Retarded mexicans +>>137051293 +Actually based +--- 137055549 +>>137052214 +My mother thought I went to see a movie about Saint Seiya after I told her I went to see Guardians of the Galaxy mostly because she doesn't know shit about the GotG and she misremembered the lyrics to Caballeros del Zodiaco. +--- 137055747 +>>137055549 +>Los guardianes del universo +>Los guardianes de la galaxia +It's a small mistake +--- 137056228 +>>137051455 +Our authorities actually give a fuck about copy right. diff --git a/co/137051182.txt b/co/137051182.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..316424cc7a45b4970768cad3f622d11876166b52 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137051182.txt @@ -0,0 +1,193 @@ +----- +--- 137051182 +Part 3, continuining the JMS run! This time we're taking the last part +--- 137051194 +>>137051182 (OP) +--- 137051219 +>>137051194 +Starting with digger now. +--- 137051237 +>>137051219 +--- 137051259 +>>137051237 +--- 137051275 +Bump +--- 137051280 +>>137051259 +--- 137051289 +>>137051280 +--- 137051300 +>>137051289 +--- 137051315 +>>137051300 +--- 137051316 +>>137051182 (OP) +I miss this run. +--- 137051331 +>>137051315 +--- 137051337 +>>137051331 +--- 137051351 +>>137051337 +--- 137051361 +>>137051351 +--- 137051376 +>>137051361 +--- 137051381 +>>137051376 +--- 137051389 +>>137051300 +Soul. +--- 137051393 +This sucks so hard. Was Spider-Man EVER good? +--- 137051406 +>>137051381 +--- 137051418 +>>137051406 +--- 137051429 +>>137051418 +--- 137051444 +>>137051429 +--- 137051451 +>>137051393 +How does it suck? +--- 137051467 +>>137051444 +--- 137051485 +>>137051467 +--- 137051493 +>>137051485 +--- 137051502 +>>137051493 +--- 137052019 +Op? +--- 137052327 +>>137052019 +He probably went to do something. I'm sure the thread will still be here. +--- 137052816 +Bamp +--- 137053130 +>>137052816 +No u? +--- 137053869 +>>137052327 +I'm back now +>>137051502 +--- 137053881 +>>137053869 +--- 137053909 +>>137053881 +--- 137053926 +>>137053909 +--- 137053977 +>>137053926 +--- 137053987 +>>137053977 +--- 137053992 +>>137053987 +--- 137054011 +>>137053992 +--- 137054022 +>>137054011 +--- 137054042 +>>137054022 +--- 137054049 +>>137054042 +--- 137054062 +>>137054049 +--- 137054066 +I miss smartass Peter so much. +--- 137054083 +>>137054062 +--- 137054103 +>>137054083 +--- 137054116 +>>137054103 +--- 137054131 +>>137054116 +--- 137054154 +>>137054131 +--- 137054171 +Great run!! +>>137054083 +You know she needs more art. Might do that myself. +--- 137054187 +>>137054154 +--- 137054214 +>>137054187 +--- 137054239 +>>137054214 +--- 137054250 +>>137054239 +--- 137054258 +>>137054250 +--- 137054282 +>>137054258 +--- 137054297 +>>137054282 +--- 137054311 +>>137054297 +--- 137054328 +>>137054311 +--- 137054343 +>>137054328 +--- 137054356 +>>137054343 +--- 137054367 +>>137054356 +--- 137054382 +>>137054367 +--- 137054397 +>>137054154 +Cute. +--- 137054409 +>>137054382 +--- 137054421 +>>137054409 +--- 137054466 +>>137054421 +--- 137054476 +>>137054466 +--- 137054502 +>>137054476 +--- 137054526 +>>137054502 +--- 137054561 +>>137054526 +--- 137054569 +>>137054561 +--- 137054589 +>>137054569 +--- 137054610 +>>137054589 +--- 137054626 +>>137054610 +--- 137054636 +>>137054626 +--- 137054653 +>>137054636 +--- 137054667 +>>137054653 +--- 137054680 +>>137054667 +--- 137054717 +>>137054680 +Migh take a lil break after this one. +--- 137054746 +>>137054717 +Take your time. +--- 137055120 +Vump +--- 137055596 +Bump +--- 137056275 +>>137054746 +>>137055596 +One last bump for the night. +--- 137056461 +>>137054717 +Lets try to get this arc finished! +--- 137056501 +>>137056461 +--- 137056510 +>>137056501 diff --git a/co/137051352.txt b/co/137051352.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3962b3ef222346300d99b5247a5a97207f25bcca --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137051352.txt @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +----- +--- 137051352 +What are some visually-interesting comics? +No manga. +--- 137051379 +Echolands +Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth +--- 137052289 +Come on, motherfuckers, come on. +--- 137052352 +Cerebus +Puma Blues +Jack Kirby's New Gods +Bicycle Day +The Incal +--- 137052368 +>>137051352 (OP) +There is not a single piece of Manga that is visually interesting. It all looks the same +--- 137052790 +>>137052368 +Post something or I'm going to nut inside. +--- 137053751 +>>137051352 (OP) +lone sloane +--- 137055723 +Asterios Polyp +--- 137055977 +Little Nemo in Slumberland diff --git a/co/137051380.txt b/co/137051380.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..318b84d254e677d2ffa985200824cd75251d59b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137051380.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 137051380 +Shere the best older versions of /co/ characters +It Can be fanarts, alternative versions, the legal coomer fantasy or the edgy adult version +Show me your best +--- 137051412 +>>137051380 (OP) +Mable grows up to be more obnoxious huh? +--- 137051417 +Hilda my beloved +--- 137051774 +Here another one +--- 137051934 +Always love an age up thread +--- 137051944 +>>137051928 +--- 137051960 +>>137051928 +This is really good +--- 137051974 +>>137051944 +--- 137051992 +>>137051944 +>>137051974 +These are also really good +--- 137052007 +>>137051974 +--- 137052018 +>>137052007 +--- 137052040 +>>137052018 +I really like buch desing +--- 137052290 +The only best pacifica +--- 137052567 +>>137052007 +you scared the shit out of me. +for a moment i thought that was blossom FTM. god damn it this website +--- 137052666 +Just hear me +MILF FIONNA +--- 137052838 +Look how they massacred my man +--- 137052848 +>>137051974 +SEX +--- 137052909 +>>137052290 +Jesus Christ +--- 137052919 +>>137051380 (OP) +Wish there was more grown up art of her +--- 137053246 +>>137051774 +I really like this. +--- 137053266 +>>137051934 +pretty cool, non coomer version of Jade +--- 137053501 +>>137053266 +The artist still gave her a massive rack but I agree +--- 137053812 +This count? +--- 137054450 +>>137053463 +Why does Mac and goos kid white with red hair? +--- 137054474 +>>137054450 +Because Goo isn't the mother, obviously. +--- 137054542 +>>137052290 +my dick +--- 137054575 +Fuck, marry, kill? +--- 137054697 +>>137054575 +It's obvious, fuck Sasha, marry Anne, kill Marcy +--- 137055556 +This artist got his own Couch gag +Good for him +https://youtu.be/AejmWeiOZTY [Embed] +--- 137055720 +>>137051663 +Damn this kinda does emotional damage +--- 137055789 +>>137051380 (OP) +Issabolical made my favorite diff --git a/co/137051407.txt b/co/137051407.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d3163a1bb476471a4921b4394041dac8ca7da00f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137051407.txt @@ -0,0 +1,578 @@ +----- +--- 137051407 +Previous Thread: >>137034232 → + +Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/CP3XHLar +Password: zCXhuqLwAv +Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Fancomic: https://mobiuscomics.com +Unofficial Ride Website: https://the-ride.neocities.org + +We head back to Tumblr for more comics! Let’s start by looking TracingPapier’s slightly older work. Lots of love for Archie girls. Some of it is them loving each other. Also some angst. First up is a Julie-Su and Rouge comic that is kind of unfinished. You’ll see what I mean. This is Body Image! + +https://tracingpapier.tumblr.com + +Question: What do you think of Julie-Su? As a character and as Knuckles’ girlfriend? + +Also, last thread had an update for Sonic and the Freedom Fighters, Eclipse, and Sonic the Continuation. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it. +--- 137051441 +>>137051407 (OP) +The spat between these two in the Archie comics was interesting. +--- 137051462 +>>137051441 +So here's the thing. The comic is done in that all the pages are done in some degree. But here on out they're not finished. +--- 137051477 +>>137051462 +Always interesting when the tomboy thinks about being more feminine. +--- 137051488 +>>137051477 +And that's it! Sort of. +--- 137051508 +>>137051488 +This artist likes to ship Sally with various girls. Mostly Fiona. +--- 137051524 +>>137051508 +Turns out Sonic is very tumblr by default. +--- 137051532 +>>137051407 (OP) +>Lots of love for Archie girls. Some of it is them loving each other. +Now we're talking. + +>Question: What do you think of Julie-Su? As a character and as Knuckles’ girlfriend? +Hard replaced by Shade in all aspects. +--- 137051540 +>>137051524 +That's actually pretty fucking funny. +--- 137051560 +>>137051540 +An AU where Sonic is half roboticized. Not much to this. +>>137051532 +>Hard replaced by Shade in all aspects. +Was there any romance between Knuckles and Shade in Chronicles? +--- 137051580 +>>137051560 +Sally giving Cyborg Sonic a check up and not liking seeing him like this. +--- 137051591 +>>137051488 +The boy should screw em both. That way the Emerald stays on the island and out of GUN'S filthy hands. +--- 137051595 +>>137051477 +Okay, but to be fair, Rouge, you could also be described as a "tough-as-nails take-no-crap" girl. I will not allow anyone to forget that Rouge can destroy giant robots, and matched Bunnie in a straight fight. +--- 137051611 +>>137051580 +When the tomboy and bad girl find out they like each other. +--- 137051644 +>>137051611 +I think about the "and so they were both bottoms" and think that this would be "and so they were both tops." +>>137051591 +I support polyamory for this. For a lot of characters actually. +--- 137051648 +>>137051508 +>This artist likes to ship Sally with various girls. Mostly Fiona. +What the fuck? + +>>137051560 +>Was there any romance between Knuckles and Shade in Chronicles? +Not really, but still. +--- 137051661 +>>137051644 +The memes are nice. +>>137051595 +Rouge is trying to be supportive here. She can't claim everything for herself in this instance. +--- 137051686 +>>137051661 +More Julie-Su stuff. She's really underappreciated, even among artists that like to draw Archie girls. +>>137051648 +>What the fuck? +When Ian started writing Fiona he made her more of an Anti-Sally than the Moebius version was. And we've seen Sonic shipped with his anti-versions. +--- 137051696 +>>137051611 +>>137051644 +I should like this in theory, because I like Amy x Surge, but the problem is that Fiona is a traitorous ho, and thus it doesn't hit the same. +--- 137051703 +>>137051686 +We know about the conflict between these three. So what if it was a love triangle? +--- 137051705 +>>137051560 +>>137051580 +I know Jules would be so heartbroken. +--- 137051720 +>>137051703 +Good news, Nicolebros! +>>137051696 +I've seen eviler girls get shipped to heroes. +--- 137051748 +>>137051720 +The artist wished Sally and Shadow interacted more. Not for shipping purposes but because they'd be fun to see talking and working together. Poor Sonic. +>>137051705 +Reminds me of another artist doing some images of Sonic roboticized and Jules helping him come to terms with it. +--- 137051752 +>>137051703 +... My brain doesn't know how to react to this scenario. +--- 137051765 +>>137051748 +Shadow and Cream is always fun. More to this than the usual "Shadow gives Cream a gun." +--- 137051781 +>>137051765 +Based on a twitter meme. +>>137051752 +Basically the Iron Dominion thing doesn't happen. It's an AU where Nicole likes Sally but Sally seems to get along more with Mina. +--- 137051802 +>>137051781 +Forget the handholding, blushing, or Sonic's eyebrows. What Shadow said is the gayest thing on this page. +--- 137051816 +>>137051802 +Is Julie-Su sweating from the heat as well? +--- 137051832 +>>137051816 +Last thing from this artist. Gimme punk Sally. +--- 137051847 +>>137051765 +Treasure Team Tango was a treat. + +>>137051781 +>Basically the Iron Dominion thing doesn't happen. +I see. That arc would've been half as long if the Iron Nicole thing was averted. +--- 137051859 +>>137051832 +This artist likes Shadow. Or at least messing with him. + +https://www.tumblr.com/amostheartman +--- 137051863 +>>137051748 +>Sally: My goodness, a super fast Hedgehog who's professional, actually listens to orders and DOESN'T causes international incidents!! +>Sonic: Aka, He's BORING. +--- 137051873 +>>137051859 +Will the real Shadow please stand up? +--- 137051889 +>>137051873 +Which one do I shoot?! +>>137051847 +>I see. That arc would've been half as long if the Iron Nicole thing was averted. +It was interesting in how Sonic and Sally's trip were covered in Sonic Universe and the main comics stuck with New Mobotropolis. +--- 137051903 +>>137051859 +Shadow with the scarf reminds me of Mega Man Powered Up Copy Bot. +--- 137051911 +>>137051889 +Okay, the Shadow freaking out has to be the real one! +>>137051863 +I'd love to see Shadow and Sally getting along, it being purely platonic and professional, and Sonic is still jealous. +--- 137051919 +>>137051889 +>It was interesting in how Sonic and Sally's trip were covered in Sonic Universe and the main comics stuck with New Mobotropolis. +Indeed. I actually liked Iron Dominion, but having re-read it during the last Ride, it's got some issues. Iron Nicole is such a contrivance, and led to all that bullshit with Mina. +--- 137051924 +>>137051488 +Cute, interesting touch with the whole comic becomes less finished as it goes +--- 137051930 +>>137051911 +I'm still thinking the other one is the real Shadow. +>>137051903 +It's a good look. If he wears it outside of Boom, Sonic can't accuse him of stealing his look. +--- 137051941 +>>137051930 +Silver, no! +>>137051919 +>led to all that bullshit with Mina +And Archie wouldn't have it any other way. +--- 137051947 +>>137051560 +oh dear...he looks sad about the affair +--- 137051967 +>>137051941 +>shadow +Oh boy. +>>137051924 +I wish more abandoned comics at least gave us all the sketches and dialog. +--- 137051989 +>>137051863 +yeah I'd like them fine as a friends but anything more doesn't really have an interesting hook tow work with, also think it'd be fun if Sally realises she likes working with him less due to his more unsavory detail. +--- 137051991 +>>137051967 +Save yourself some grief and pain. Let Shadow go. +>>137051947 +Sonic as he normally does tries to downplay it but it is eating away at him. Everyone else will do the majority of worrying for him. +--- 137052008 +>>137051941 +it's natural for the weak pairings to fear and envy the strong ones... +--- 137052012 +>>137051991 +>you thought this was a sonaze comic but it was actually a stealth silvaze comic +Ha! Now for random comics, credits in the filenames. +--- 137052014 +>>137051407 (OP) +>Question: What do you think of Julie-Su? As a character and as Knuckles’ girlfriend? +I'm perfectly fine with her. She's a good contrast to him and functions well in her role. Rediscovered Frontiers really makes me feel bad for her though. + +Anyways LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 137052025 +>>137052012 +Some of the tumblrs I went through only had content up to Sonic Forces so expect some of that. +--- 137052029 +>>137052012 +ahhh disappointing... +--- 137052054 +>>137052025 +>boom sonic: am i a joke to you? +>>137052008 +:) +>>137052014 +They can be fun together. +--- 137052062 +>>137052025 +ha this is great, the idea of Infinite wanting nice behaviour while being his usual violent self. Though it is funny how no one calls out Shadow for being responsible for this lunatic by massacring his squad. +--- 137052066 +>>137052054 +I'm going to start shipping Shadow with Vanilla. Just for fun. +>>137052029 +Ha! +--- 137052077 +>>137052066 +I feel like Eggman's cake is less dangerous than the chili dog one. +>>137052062 +What a weird thing for Shadow to do. +--- 137052089 +>>137052025 +>Forces +We need some Frontiers comics around here. There is an unacceptable lack of Sage. +--- 137052092 +>>137052077 +If it wasn't for the mandates, I wonder what the Sonic Boom writers would've done with Shadow. +--- 137052103 +>>137052066 +actually with how much of an guiding figure people make Shadow for Cream, it's funny how little he's shipped with Vanilla...though guess he knows that she's only got eyes for croc cock. +--- 137052113 +>>137052092 +Good boy! +>>137052089 +Frontiers comics are 80% Sonamy shipping and 19% Sage stuff. +--- 137052143 +>>137051462 +Damn. + +>>137051477 +Archie Rouge being a good friend(?!) +--- 137052145 +>>137052113 +I'd like a version where everyone looks like a cinnamon roll but would actually kill you. +>>137052103 +>vector is uncomfortable with shadow always being at vanilla's house +>shadow's not there to make moves on the mom but babysit cream +--- 137052147 +>>137052113 +>Frontiers comics are 80% Sonamy shipping and 19% Sage stuff. +That is a confusing ratio. Surely it's the other way around. Also, what's the remaining 1%? +--- 137052149 +>>137051989 +>Sonic: So how was Mr. Professional? +>Sally: He killed a guy! +>Sonic: He is a secret agent. What you expect? +>Sally: I don't know, maybe not becsone secret murder police?! +>Sonic: But WE have a secret murder police. +>Elias: DAMMIT, SONIC. +--- 137052161 +>>137051508 +>Sally/Fiona +Wait, what? +--- 137052169 +>>137052145 +Rouge's face is the best thing here. +>>137052143 +>Archie Rouge being a good friend(?!) +She really was a piece of shit outside of Team Dark camaraderie. +--- 137052189 +>>137052145 +All of these apply to all of them. Especially Amy. + +>>137052143 +>Archie Rouge being a good friend(?!) +She's always a good friend. It's one of the many reasons she's best girl. +--- 137052202 +>>137052169 +Sadly there are some incomplete comics because the artist deleted their blog and only one page was reblogged. This is one case. +>>137052147 +It's straight up endless shipping, especially on twitter. The 1% is Sonknux. Tails barely gets anything. +--- 137052204 +>>137052145 +funny enough Shadow and Vector seem to get on in the games +--- 137052219 +>>137052202 +And this is the other case. +>>137052189 +>All of these apply to all of them. Especially Amy. +Imagine everyone having to take turns being the one that doesn't kill. And they watch as the body count goes up and they can't join in on the fun. +--- 137052224 +>>137051508 +ah I remember how much chemistry they had when Sally punched her in the gut cause she hated what she did to Tails....oh wait +--- 137052238 +>>137052219 +If Nack wasn't confined in the classicverse, I wonder what he would've done in the main IDW comics. +>>137052204 +I can see Vector annoying Shadow but not as much as everyone else would. +--- 137052258 +>>137052238 +Instead of stealing ideas from Mario, why not just put Sonic in the Mario games? +>>137052224 +But the bad blood is what makes the pairing hot! +--- 137052260 +>>137051560 +Poor guy. + +>>137051580 +Wholesome, but with an undercurrent of tragedy. +--- 137052264 +>>137052145 +Knuckles is such a roll he would throw you off a floating island and tried to have Finitevus murdered in cold blood. +--- 137052265 +>>137052238 +aye Shadow probably somewhat appreciates him for his vital role in Shadow the Hedgehog's true ending and he in that whole game he seems oddly friendly with the whole Chaotix, I like to think he genuinely thinks they're cool to Rouge's confusion. +--- 137052285 +>>137052258 +And I end things on Sonic giving Rouge some illegal substances! Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do more comics. I didn't get through all the tumblr stuff I bookmarked. Kind of lazy, will do later. +--- 137052293 +>>137051591 +Locke, actually suggesting polyamory? Has Chris corrupted him?! +--- 137052318 +https://www.deviantart.com/lanzo000/art/a-crush-961036355 +--- 137052319 +>>137052258 +>"Admit it, they love me more than u." +>im-fucking-plying that people love Sonic more than Rosalina +You deserved to be tossed into space, you arrogant fuck. +--- 137052323 +>>137051686 +Even Sonic is confused by echidna flirting. +--- 137052328 +>>137052285 +Rouge, I'm sure that's against GUN Policy. +--- 137052366 +>>137051765 +I mean, technically Black Doom might count as his mother assuming he's the progenitor of the Black Arms as a whole. +--- 137052379 +>>137052285 +>>137052328 +Hey, marijuana is perfectly legal in the United Federation. +--- 137052382 +>>137051816 +No, she's feeling boob envy. + +>>137051832 +>punk Sally +I'd definitely take it. +--- 137052402 +>>137051859 +That's a lot of faking fakers, Sonic. +--- 137052423 +>>137051911 +>MUHRIA +>Shadow instantly begins spasming on the ground +Sounds about right. +--- 137052436 +https://twitter.com/ifoundyoufaker/status/1653407816336515072 +--- 137052439 +What I find bizarre about Julie-su is that she doesn't get rid of her robotized quills by simply cutting them off. They're just hair-like structures. +--- 137052442 +>>137052008 +>Sonaze +>strong +If you're delirious Maybe. +--- 137052464 +>>137052025 +Ah yes, the return of WEAKMAN +--- 137052478 +>>137051560 +>Half a turbine +What in the fuck? +--- 137052480 +>>137052054 +You're eating Meh Burger, Boom Sonic. So yes. + +>>137052066 +Vector would rip out his throat. Or judging by how Vanilla is glaring at him there, she'd do it first. +--- 137052488 +>>137052442 +I won't be petty and start an argument but even the delirious have more clarity then the ignorant +--- 137052498 +>>137052077 +Chili dog cake has to be one of the most cursed things from these threads. +--- 137052543 +>>137052113 +Infinite... + +>>137052145 +Hey, at least it's just Silver and Shadow. ...Right? +--- 137052564 +>>137052169 +Sonic and Tails are menaces. But at least Rouge is having fun. +--- 137052585 +>>137052202 +The return of giant floofy Sonic! +--- 137052627 +>>137052258 +>pissing off the star goddess +Sonic you dumbass. + +>>137052319 +The implication seems to be that he was saying that the Lumas love him more than Rosalina. Which is basically like saying her kids love him more than their own mother. +--- 137052641 +>>137052285 +Sonic being a drug dealer/user has to be one of the most oddly consistent elements of these AUs. +--- 137052655 +>>137052488 +Whatever you say, Starline. +--- 137052664 +>>137051407 (OP) +>surpised +--- 137052678 +>>137052664 +>surPISSED +--- 137052689 +>>137052664 +>>137052678 +Super laser pissed? +--- 137052711 +>>137052285 +Dude weed +--- 137052735 +>>137052655 +why Starline? +--- 137052737 +This is probably (one) of the most autistic things that I will ever post. My canon is that Mobians are fully dressed when they around humans or in their cities. When with their own kind, they basically wear the minimum of just gloves and shoes. The only females that don't wear clothes are the ones that are fully covered in fur. (Like Sally, Fiona, and Hershey,) +--- 137052777 +>>137052627 +>The implication seems to be that he was saying that the Lumas love him more than Rosalina. Which is basically like saying her kids love him more than their own mother. +Oh that's much worse. Toss him into the fucking sun. +--- 137052915 +>>137052735 +>but even the delirious have more clarity then the ignorant +Starline and Eggman are pretty much the only people who'd say something like this. Probably throw in a couple demented laughs or grins too. +--- 137052937 +>>137052737 +That's an acceptable headcanon. I just believe that Mobians have no idea that nudity is perceived as a taboo in human/overlander lands so they're constantly confused as to why they cover up so much - assuming that it's either due to them lacking high amounts of fur or because they're just dumb and love wearing needless baggage. +--- 137053072 +>>137052937 +What's really weird is that in canon, Sonic's chest and face are supposed to be bare skin, while most people interpret it as fur. +--- 137053122 +>>137053072 +And I forgot his arms. Those (except for boom, are also hairless. Oddly, the movies take the 'beige color and make it fur' option. +--- 137053146 +>>137052915 +Finitevus might say something like it to +--- 137053150 +>>137053122 +I think the movies simply realized that the flesh tube arms would be incredibly disconcerting to have to watch, in the same way the monoeye literally does not work outside of the context of the games. +--- 137053315 +>>137052258 +Sometimes I think about a situation wario and shadow switch places +>wario is just some hedgehog who just so happened to be breaking into prison island at the same time as eggman, somehow passing himself off as eggman +>over the game, wario’s true identity starts to reveal itself +>instead of shadow having a touching moment when falling to earth, wario just screams like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uevtJjah0KY [Embed] +>shadow is a plumber who was encased in stone on “mario land” and brought to life when mario and his friends set foot on the land +>mario land is called the kingdom of maria, named in honor of princess maria, but mario and his friends couldn’t completely make out the scriptures and just saw it as a sign that mario was a prophesied ruler of the kingdom +>shadow failed to save princess maria, and when mario becomes the new king, he kicks him out of the castle and orders all of the kingdom’s population to defeat mario +>after being defeated, shadow explains himself and mario leaves the land +--- 137053330 +>>137053315 +Whoops meant +>somehow passing himself off to eggman as the ultimate lifeform +--- 137053902 +>>137053315 +We do need more crossovers. +--- 137054740 +>>137053902 +This. +--- 137054995 +>>137052258 +>>137053315 +>>137053902 +>Sonic Heroes: Superstar Saga +>Sonic, Tails & Knux try to save the Beanstar from Cackletta, Eggman and various members of the Rogue gallery. +--- 137055472 +>>137051407 (OP) +>Question +I like her a lot, although I think Shade is a better implementation of the concept +>>137051441 +>pants +Boo! +>>137051508 +Finally, a solution to my Fiona troubles! +>>137051524 +I like the crop-top on Slutnic! +>>137051532 +>Shade +Patrician taste +>>137051560 +;_; +>Was there any romance between Knuckles and Shade in Chronicles? +There were hints of it, but the most we got was some Sonamy +>>137051765 +I'd love a comic where they absolutely mogged Sonic and Tails +>>137051781 +Lies! +>>137051802 +He knows exactly how to seduce Sonic +>>137051911 +Would make for a really interesting comic +>>137052054 +lmao +>>137052092 +This will always be the canon Boom Shadow to me +>>137052169 +Still would! +>>137052285 +Thanks Konductor! +>>137052318 +I have no idea where this is going, but I'm 100% on board with it! +>>137052436 +Nice! Soul Eater's such a fun anime Black Star best boy +--- 137055583 +>>137051407 (OP) +>TracingPapier +Nice. +>unfinished +Them's the break + +>What do you think of Julie-Su? +At least she give Knuckles an alternative to Lien-da. Always good to know you don't need to dip your john in crazy to repopulate the species. +--- 137055833 +https://twitter.com/Queenie_draws/status/1650613908582072324 +--- 137055854 +>>137055472 +>mogging sonic and tails +--- 137055887 +>>137055833 +The image was way too small it is now fixed. +--- 137055899 +>>137055887 +--- 137055920 +Good news everyone, we're now the second-most popular Sonic site on Neocities! Oh, and the most popular one is by one of the artist's we've featured: +https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-01-26-im-ok/ +>>137055583 +Shade's the best of both worlds, personality similar to Julie-Su, but with the skintight leather bodysuit of Lien-Da +>>137055854 +lmao, that's exactly what I was getting at! +>>137055899 +More dilf comic! +>Nobody taught me about fatherhood +Locke called out! +--- 137056093 +>>137052103 +shadow gets cream out of the house to babysit/go on missions so vector can spend more 1 on 1 time with vanilla. vector is more than happy to let shadow be a cool uncle for cream +--- 137056151 +>>137055920 +We'll become the first soon +--- 137056152 +>>137051580 +At least he didn't lose the important part. +--- 137056240 +>>137051832 +Love this. +I guess it's an AU where they only met when they were older. +--- 137056476 +>>137051911 +>>137051930 +the idea of shadow, after his game/06, namedropping maria to make clones/fakes of him angst and break down is a surprisingly funny idea +--- 137056481 +>>137052092 +Something has just come to my mind: it has often been speculated that the Boom cast were actually the descendant of the OG cast. But with little to no info about where Shadow come from. What if Shadow was actually still the same Shadow and what mostly upset him bout Boom Sonic is that he consider his attitude and his sometimes lack of care is disrespectful of his OG namesake (time having embellished Shadow's memories)? diff --git a/co/137051689.txt b/co/137051689.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ae768e788951d7b5424fcc8da57dca722d876f60 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137051689.txt @@ -0,0 +1,46 @@ +----- +--- 137051689 +Alex Hirsch is making a new show. +And he needs your help! +--- 137051712 +>>137051689 (OP) +Did Dana challenge him to make the most boring protag design of all time? +--- 137051723 +Will Matt Chapman be contributing in any capacity? +--- 137051735 +>>137051689 (OP) +>adult animation +>not in family guy style +NGMI +--- 137051762 +>>137051689 (OP) +Doesn’t he have a bunch of money/clout to get any crap he makes greenlit? +--- 137051796 +This isn't made by Alex Hirsch, its made by CN animator Charlie Gavin. +--- 137051872 +>>137051689 (OP) +That's not his show, dumbass. He's just a voice actor. +--- 137052141 +>"brave and daring" industry animator gets to spread their wings and finally make the independent cartoon THEY want to make +>looks like the exact same shit you see on TV +--- 137052940 +>>137051689 (OP) +He needs help yes but I'm not a licensed psychiatrist. +--- 137053074 +>>137051689 (OP) +>Alex Hirsch being given the credit for something he’s not doing +I hate his fans +--- 137054677 +>>137053074 +What fans? +--- 137054773 +>>137051689 (OP) +>he needs your help! +To stop him from exposing himself as a fraud? +--- 137054831 +>>137052141 +Did they say the same thing about close enough? +--- 137054878 +>>137051689 (OP) + +The next Cans Without Labels? diff --git a/co/137052109.txt b/co/137052109.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a605399328e0799a16f37f9749a63f2c9034b879 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052109.txt @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +----- +--- 137052109 +Should /co/ media let fan votes determine the plot more often? +One of the Marvel/DC crossovers did it and Radiant Black is doing it now +--- 137052461 +>>137052109 (OP) +DC claimed they did it for the Titans show. I cant remember exactly what the vote was, but I think it was wether or not Jason Todd lived. It wasnt that exactly, but that was part of the result. + +Marvel let people vote for the X-Men roster the past few years too. + +I dont know how much the companies listen though and its just a gimmick. And I dont know how much is flooded by the fanbase, Death In The Family being a perfect example. + +I personally think its a bad idea unless they can figure out an accurate/fair way to let people vote. +--- 137053514 +>>137052109 (OP) +>Radiant Black is doing it now +I voted for Marshall +--- 137053569 +>>137052461 +The X-Men vote shows the problem with it because it's very obvious the writers only want or have ideas for one or two characters. +--- 137054890 +Has a webcomic ever done that? +--- 137055198 +>>137054890 +>Has a webcomic ever done that? +Have you never seen CYOA webcomics where the audience votes direct the plot? + +Also +>>>/qst/ +--- 137055239 +>>137054890 +the one with the orange cat does it for every chapter, pick between two options +--- 137055708 +>>137052461 +Killing Jason Todd cost $0.50 per vote, each person got unlimited votes. If they charge for votes, then the fans willing to cough up more money win. Sounds fair to me. + +The Titans show just did a Twitter poll or something. It's not as thrilling without capitalism. +--- 137055902 +>>137055708 +>The Titans show just did a Twitter poll or something. It's not as thrilling without capitalism. + +No, they only let subscribers to the now-dead DC streaming service vote. diff --git a/co/137052395.txt b/co/137052395.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..6bc87e66a067836c8be707bcc96a1986c31a8461 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052395.txt @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +----- +--- 137052395 +What’s her fucking problem?!? +--- 137052445 +Boyfriend got stole +--- 137052918 +>>137052395 (OP) +Ezekiel was robbed. +--- 137053006 +not enough dick +--- 137053319 +>>137053006 +Wait... you're saying she has a dick? +--- 137053438 +>>137052395 (OP) +>What’s her fucking problem?!? +She clearly has to pee. +--- 137053462 +>>137052395 (OP) +She is a slut, I enjoyed when she was cucked +--- 137053504 +Flanderization and backpedaling the development Duncney made in S1. +--- 137053660 +I wish I had a Courtney in my life. She's perfect. +--- 137054635 +>>137052395 (OP) +Someone should draw all the women of this show using the outhouse +--- 137054835 +>>137053438 +Came here to post this. +--- 137055607 +>>137052395 (OP) +She misses her days as a sailor scout +--- 137055777 +>>137054635 +>that one ep of Lindsay pissing in the confessional +Canadian humor +--- 137055995 +>>137052395 (OP) +Questionable writing and TDASS. +--- 137056292 +>>137052395 (OP) +She's extremely sexually frustrated and likely has kinks that don't line up with the mainstream so she puts up an uptight barrier as a subconscious retaliation. +--- 137056307 +>>137052395 (OP) +my nose isn't between her cheeks. +--- 137056497 +>>137056292 diff --git a/co/137052416.txt b/co/137052416.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a6584719b9a363009cf8b3e61345e86c2f17e8a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052416.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 137052416 +ITT: Canon "grown up" versions of characters. Can be as a spinoff or individual episodes, as teenagers or adults or whatever else +--- 137052626 +They even wound up married +--- 137052702 +W.I.T.C.H. has at least two of these. This one, from issue 50. +--- 137052717 +>>137052702 +And this one from after the "soft reboot" +--- 137054747 +>>137052416 (OP) +--- 137055800 +Les Sisters had grown-up versions at the end of each comic. +--- 137055815 +>>137055800 +--- 137055839 +>>137055815 +--- 137055864 +>>137055839 +--- 137055944 +>>137055864 +--- 137056015 +>>137052416 (OP) +The incel future Arthur +--- 137056253 +Dofus's Joris grown-up in Wakfu +Future Yugo getting Amalia +Bad Machinery's Lottie grown up in Author Unknown, Circus Windows, Solver and Wicked Things +--- 137056345 +>>137056253 +>Joris +I've been mad for eight years that this didn't get made. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK5q0oGRzTU [Embed] diff --git a/co/137052522.txt b/co/137052522.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f658623a345033eb1648db56badafdebdb764134 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052522.txt @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +----- +--- 137052522 +Could enough Knights beat Death? +--- 137053620 +I think Death is supposed to be unkillable, like he never tires, he never gets knocked out, he's supernatural. + +Enough knights could probably overwhelm and constrain Death, but he's probably unkillable +--- 137053829 +>>137052522 (OP) +On the one hand, no. Knights couldn't beat Death because he's just the personification of one's limited mortality. You can cheat Death, fear Death, even fight Death, but Death always gets you in the end; it just needs to be accepted to make the encounter easier. + +On the other hand, it's a magical land of fairy tales and Rumplestiltskin can re-write reality with a sheet of paper, so anything is possible. +--- 137054165 +could a goose beat Death? +--- 137054350 +Shrek would make death look like a clown. He is multiverse level and that's only taking his Shrek 1 feats into account. +--- 137054387 +>>137053620 +>could probably overwhelm and constrain Death, +So does it work like that one issue of Fables where things just stop dying? +--- 137054516 +>>137052522 (OP) +You can't actually beat death + +Puss didn't beat death either, he defeated his fear of death. Puss himself said he knew he couldn't defeat him. +--- 137054758 +>>137052522 (OP) +>I caught this one with six micrograms of stolen adrenaline +>It's not mine. I swear, i was holding it for my cousin +Osmosis Jones already did a similar joke almost 3 years before. +--- 137054798 +>/co/ is so retarded that Death literally stating he was only in a physical form was cause Puss was wasting multiple lives, which Death already disliked the idea of. +Literally no Shrek character beats Death, just delays it. +--- 137055440 +>>137054165 +You cannot escape wrong desk +--- 137055529 +>>137052522 (OP) +If they are not technically dead yet, but pissed off Death. That's how Death was beaten, member? +--- 137055557 +>>137054798 +shrek could beat death +--- 137055560 +I wonder what Death thinks about ghosts? Are they not his problem? +--- 137055604 +>>137054516 +i probably could. i'm very stubborn +--- 137055688 +>>137054798 +>make a contract for someone who wants to be immortal where death is no longer a concept in the universe +what now furfag? +--- 137055703 +>>137055604 +>t. Max Payne +--- 137055752 +>>137055688 +Everyone is perpetually starving but unable to die since you can't kill anything to eat. +--- 137055795 +>>137055752 +seems to me like you could just cut the meat off of the animals while they're still alive. killing animals in order to eat them isn't a necessity, it's a kindness +--- 137055888 +I mean, Shrek sank a boat by just hitting it with a glass bottle. +Imagine that but hitting Death's head. diff --git a/co/137052751.txt b/co/137052751.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f42d66a04e63df72e316eb9d20a1bae8a9a39b4e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052751.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 137052751 +>very odd and peculiar people +>speak in a monotone or overly cheerful tone even when its unusual for the situation +>say things that are either too literal and terrifying or attempt to make 'jokes' that fall flat +>seem to be drinking coffee that is canonically laces with meth all day, are totally comfy with it and arent affected- caffeine resistance is common in people who are ADHD or autistic, and they often use meth to medicate because they respond to it differently than normal people +>give the same concoction to their son, who gets freaked out and hyperactive as is to be expected + +i think Tweek's parents are both huge autists, who had a perfectly mentally normative kid +but because theyre a couple of speds who dont know it, they assume Tweek is the odd one out +--- 137052847 +Look at their hair. Guaranteed autists. +--- 137053218 +>>137052847 + the female autist comfy bobcut and the male autist 'same cut i had since i was 10' haircut +--- 137053485 +>tfw no autistic wife with huge bazongas +--- 137054681 +>>137053485 +anon +--- 137054738 +>>137054681 +What? It'd be really cool +--- 137054903 +>>137054738 +No, dude, you burned your brain out on 4chan. That's kinda fucked. +--- 137054923 +>>137054903 +But I'm autistic too, so it would be a good fit. I cant' stand normie women +--- 137054944 +>>137054923 +Ah, well, I guess that makes it fine then. Just dont go saying those things in polite company you'll scare the normalfags. +--- 137054945 +running a couple miles a day cured my need to use adderall, was on 60 mg a day +--- 137054966 +>>137054944 +Good, I want normies to fear me. It will keep them away so I don't have to fucking interact with them and their inane shit diff --git a/co/137052762.txt b/co/137052762.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0738e90c5e5f6935e88917e0802f1cd8444ec3ba --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052762.txt @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +----- +--- 137052762 +Why is the theme song so bad? +--- 137052778 +Because this was the time where theme songs had to be shrunk for more commercial time +--- 137052967 +>>137052762 (OP) +Post the red head shaking her ass +--- 137053269 +The show had good music +And perftect early 2010s contemporary culture vibe + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdiXgVxKnfA [Embed] + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WUhtzhZfv4 [Embed] +--- 137053732 +>>137052762 (OP) +What theme song? +--- 137053898 +This show has a lot of episodes that are way above average. Really hope Genndy can get back to it someday. +--- 137053927 +Because the rest of the show was too good + +>>137052967 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LUNSDaU_0c&ab_channel=MyDearJournal [Embed] +--- 137054041 +Soundtrack is great, the opening is a big nothing because unfortunately this was the beginning of power point presentation openings for all western cartoons. +--- 137055068 +They should have had an anime theme song diff --git a/co/137052785.txt b/co/137052785.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d2c3d42a17a57a14ae2ddb75538e9ecfade90637 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052785.txt @@ -0,0 +1,98 @@ +----- +--- 137052785 +Is this why dinosaurs went extinct? +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNElvOXHopE [Embed] +--- 137052889 +>gay dinosaurs cant have children so they larp with egg-shaped rocks and want to kidnap children from straight dinosaurs +Kek'd, accidentally based +--- 137052941 +>Is this why dinosaurs went extinct? +no it was ze ice age +--- 137052946 +>Dinosaurs +--- 137052963 +>>137052889 +>kidnap children from straight dinosaurs +Amber alert activated. +--- 137052973 +I don't have a problem with this. All these preschool shows are just meant to introduce things they'll run into in their lives but in a cartoony, colorful manner. Having to explain that the kid in your class with two dads might be adopted using dinosaurs is inoffensive to me. + +Non-binary and trans shit in preschool shows is when I have a problem. That starts to put ideas in kids head that is more confusing than it is helpful. The gender spectrum is an ever-developing psychosis theory that even adults still don't understand, so I don't know why we're trying to teach that shit to children in a static state. Especially since we can't even get people to agree if it's a mental disorder or not. +--- 137053020 +>>137052941 +No. It was me! +--- 137053026 +>>137052889 + +At least one species of bird does this +--- 137053151 +>>137052889 +Nature is wild innit +--- 137053182 +>>137053151 +Further proof that men are better at being women than women. +--- 137053245 +>>137052785 (OP) +Same thing happened with a pair of penguins at a zoo a while back. +--- 137054100 +>>137052889 +Hiting a little close to reality there eh? +--- 137054119 +>>137052785 (OP) +>Is this why dinosaurs went extinct? + +They went extinct because God got bored of them and threw a stone at the earth. + +>>137052889 + +Somebody already beat me to it, but this: >>137053151 birds have a very high predilection for homosexuality and numerous species of birds, especially among those who mate for life, are homosexual. +Penguins, flamingos, swans & geese, albatrosses, storks, ducks, have all been observed forming same-sex male bonds. Homosexual birds have a slight advantage because ?weirdly enough? gay birds have less stratified social relationships. By that I mean gay birds are more willing to take turns and be cooperative: they both build the nest, they'll both sit on the eggs, either of them will go out for food, etc.. + +Granted, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X654JfOvCag [Embed] +Highly social birds will also form homosexual bonds in the absence of females either due to fierce competition or their own poor social standing. Like Attenborough said, "for the birds it's better to be gay than spend decades alone." +--- 137054148 +>>137053151 +>>137054119 +Straightbros... +--- 137054274 +>>137054119 +>Like Attenborough said, "for the birds it's better to be gay than spend decades alone." +I am STEALING that, and going to go find some incels. I mean in real life. You guys already face worse. +--- 137054351 +>>137054274 +Birds are "prison gay", film at 11. +--- 137054389 +>>137052973 + +These people think that people who don't agree with gender fluid ideas are indoctrinated by either religious or conservative people who they see as completely evil, they think the only way they can build a "better world" where everyone can can be a happy little trans baby it's if they sneak in their own propaganda which to them is righteous. + +They spit in the eye of God and then turn around and call themselves oppressed. +--- 137054441 +>>137054119 +Birds are dinos, so gay dinos makes sense I guess +--- 137054456 +>>137052963 +>>137052973 +What about that whole kidnapping thing? + +Wouldnt be better if they picked up an abandoned dino akin to adoption? +--- 137054562 +>>137054456 +>Kidnapping +I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought it was heavily implied there were dino eggs without parents they had in the hatchery that they wanted to give the dino dads, basically dino adoption. + +I don't know if they were trying to imply that some dinos died before their eggs hatch or were trying to take a more animal-like approach where the dinos rejected the eggs. I'm pretty sure those details don't matter and they were just trying to make a comparison to "adoption". +--- 137054606 +>>137054119 +>THEY MAY STAY TOGETHER FOR AS LONG AS 50 YEARS + +How common is it for animals to live for multiple decades out in the wild? I figured that was kind of an uncommon thing and, even if they're apex predators, they still have to beat potential starvation, territorial disputes and disease. +--- 137055608 +>>137052785 (OP) +>>137052941 +>>137053020 +*Slurp slurp* It was me! +--- 137056500 +>>137054389 +>These people think that people who don't agree with gender static ideas are indoctrinated by either gay or trans people who they see as completely evil, they think the only way they can build a "better world" where everyone can can be a happy little cishet baby it's if they sneak in their own propaganda which to them is righteous. +>They spit in the eye of statistics and then turn around and call themselves oppressed. diff --git a/co/137052806.txt b/co/137052806.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fc2bd64d1d0ba220c65f7da5f5f6336f36f0c664 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052806.txt @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +----- +--- 137052806 +The kick ass movie was pretty good. + +Way better than the comic +--- 137053040 +>>137052806 (OP) +couldnt they get a cute skinny blond nerd +--- 137053714 +>>137052806 (OP) +Loud and wrong +Movie missed the whole point that everyone in the comic that actually matters except for hitgirl or kickass's dad were all +>Fucking losers +>Fucking crazy +>Fucking awful people +--- 137053749 +>>137052806 (OP) +>He gets the girl at the end +It is funnier but fuck the movie for that. +--- 137053850 +I liked Hit Girl and how utterly unashamed the movie was about her being violent and cute. That character helped me through some stuff. other than that it was okay. I didn't love it or the comic but they were both just alright. +--- 137053853 +>>137053714 +>Edgy nonsense was better +Wrong. +--- 137053971 +>>137053853 +It had a point that superheroes are ultimately just art and that art is meant to be reflected on and viewed subjectively as fucking ART, the moment you view as something it's not like a literal virtue or something to aspire to you have completely fucking lost it + +That was the whole fucking point of the story, the ending, that was the point of that one guy who accidentally fell to his death at the start of both but the movie never fucking explained it was a malfunction + +Go back to English class +--- 137054535 +>>137052806 (OP) +It was okay. I didn't really like the comic so I wasn't to upset about the changes however the movie would have been better if Aaron-Taylor Johnson and Christopher Mintz-Plasse switched roles. It would have fit better with how we are told their characters are supposed to be. Dave is supposed to look like an average nerdy loser who has the spirit of a hero. Meanwhile Red Mist is supposed to look cool but is actually a pathetic loser. +--- 137054790 +>>137053714 +>>137053971 +I've noticed a trend that everytime someone says a movie is better than the comic it's adapted from, it usually means they made it more palatable and feel good for general audiences. +The Watchmen movie is another case of that. Besides simplifying it to make the Manhattan fakeout over the Squid, there's a bunch of changes that make moments seem more cathartic, like Dan seeing Rorschach's death instead of ignoring it, or Hollis having a final moment of glory before his death. In the comic both are treated far more coldly and harshly, and that's the point. +--- 137054874 +Every time someone enjoys this movie, Roger Ebert seethes in his grave +--- 137055187 +>>137054790 +>they made it more palatable and feel good +Or, like in the case of Kick-Ass, they just made a better, more cohesive narrative. The Kick-Ass comic is borderline unreadable due to how fucking stupid and poorly written it is and, while you're complaining about media getting softened in adaptations, the exact opposite happens where edgy comics get attention solely because they're shocking, not because they're good stories. +Watchmen is an interesting example to use because it was clearly adapted with an intentional artistic vision in mind for a film version. The goal was to tell a story in a couple of hours, not make people feel good. +Another example to look at is The Boys. The comic was created to shock and be edgy, the show was created to shock and be edgy, but the show manages to be infinitely better than the comic because the shock doesnt come at the expense of the narratives pacing. +Then you have Kirkman's adaptations, Invincible and The Walking Dead, which were adapted to still have teeth, but were intentionally cleaned up around the edges for mainstream audiences. Is the TWD comic better than the show because it has more rape? No. + +In summary, most adaptions of comics make their choices primarily for narrative reasons +--- 137055490 +>>137054790 +>Hollis having a final moment of glory before his death +but that was in the comic albeit admittedly less theatrical +--- 137055532 +>>137055187 +>because the shock doesnt come at the expense of the narratives pacing + +What exactly was so shocking in the kick-ass comic that you’re clutching your pearls over the thought of it being in the movie +--- 137055621 +>>137052806 (OP) +gay question:do straights realize how hot it is that he wears that bodysuit with the work boots? +--- 137055761 +>>137055532 +I don't think any of Kick-Ass is shocking now nor did I think that then. +But as for most mainstream audiences, a majority of it was shocking. The flick came out in 2010, so even a little girl killing people and calling them faggots was shocking +--- 137055794 +>>137055761 +And yet the most shocking part that was included in the film, the little murdering girl, was also the most well received. +--- 137056034 +>>137053714 +>Fucking +>Fucking +>Fucking +Why do Redditors always spam swears when it emphasizes nothing? It's infantile. diff --git a/co/137052880.txt b/co/137052880.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..ea61902558c6db3a8ad4a811d14057db28e34cba --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052880.txt @@ -0,0 +1,931 @@ +----- +--- 137052880 +This is relevant to /co/ because the writers strike affects animated projects and comics +https://collider.com/writers-strike-entertainment-stocks-drop-10-billion/ +--- 137052935 +>>137052880 (OP) +go woke get broke lol +--- 137052978 +>>137052880 (OP) +/co/ntrarians in 3...2...1... +--- 137053002 +Nice. +I fully support this because fuck the American entertainment industry and fuck Hollywood. +Here's hoping they continue to lose that much every day, I want to see Hollywood down at least $500 billion when all is said and done. +--- 137053031 +>stock prices drop +Tell me when any actual money is lost and not hypothetical BS. +--- 137053035 +>>137053002 +Knowing our luck they'll just go right back up in a month at the latest +--- 137053041 +No one is gonna notice. + +Or care. +--- 137053044 +>>137052880 (OP) +>the share values of several entertainment companies dropped, amassing a loss of $10 billion for brands such as Paramount Global, Comcast, and AMC Networks. However, companies such as Netflix, Disney, and Warner Bros. Discovery remained stable or managed to increase the value of their shares slightly. +bruh +--- 137053059 +>>137052880 (OP) +>thinking the jooz will roll over that easily +enjoy your turbocovid for your insolence goy +--- 137053079 +>>137052880 (OP) +Eat the rich +--- 137053088 +>>137053044 +Lol based +Hopefully those bitches just fuck off from animation forever, useless cunts +--- 137053096 +>>137052880 (OP) +Good. +--- 137053125 +>>137053079 +This sentiment really reveals how retardedly shortsighted lefties are +--- 137053135 +>>137053125 +nah fuck rich people +--- 137053170 +>>137053135 + +Yeah, until you become one of them, then what, genius? +--- 137053176 +>>137052880 (OP) +Can't they just fire those fags and hire some fanfic writers for a quarter of the salary? It's not like they care about quality anymore. +--- 137053190 +>>137052880 (OP) +Good. Fuck 'em. +--- 137053193 +>>137053170 +I have no plans to have a large corporation that exploits workers like Bezos. So.... +--- 137053199 +>>137052880 (OP) +The last one killed Heroes a show I actually liked, now there's nothing I actually care about, let everything burn and I hope the shity writers get replaced by AI or worse get paid pennies by script instead of holding a paying job +--- 137053206 +>>137053176 +you're talking like there's fanfic writers for professional hire +--- 137053215 +>>137053170 +>unironically believes in the "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" meme + +You're genuinely too young to post here or you're a jobless trust fund baby. +--- 137053216 +>>137053176 +They did the last time, why do you think they pushed for diversity in entertainment? +--- 137053225 +>>137053193 + +That's what they all say. +--- 137053226 +>>137053135 +I say fuck retarded people who cant get their shit together and/or want a middle class livestyle doing some stupid surrogate activity like drawing cartoons. Labour is superior to capital, yes, but capital is important too. +--- 137053236 +>>137053225 +The average person doesn't own a corporation, what are you even saying? +--- 137053238 +>>137053215 + +Sure thing, Jim Sterling. +--- 137053260 +>>137053238 +--- 137053264 +>>137053236 + +They don't, but you don't need a corporation to fuck people over for money. A corporation just makes it easier to get away with it. +--- 137053273 +>>137052880 (OP) +There’s a strike? +--- 137053283 +>>137053260 + +Another "eat the rich" guy who fucked over his own employee for money. +--- 137053286 +>>137053264 +Fucking people over for money doesnt make you wealthy. My uncle scammed my aunt by roping her into insurance fraud. +--- 137053289 +>>137052880 (OP) +>Entertainment industry loses $10 Billion +How the ever loving CUNTING FUCK does that affect anyone here? +>RICH CUNTS AREN'T QUITE AS RICH AS THEY WERE +FUCK +OFF +--- 137053314 +>>137053283 +I had to look up who that is and its a tranny youtuber who does wrestling and game reviews. So again how is the tranny wrestler youtuber relevant when dealing with topics around corporate greed? +--- 137053338 +>>137053170 +Perhaps I'll have to live with 4 yachts instead of 5. +--- 137053362 +>ITT: Highschoolers and jobless neets talking about worker strikes despite never having a job that paid above minimum wage +--- 137053363 +>>137053199 +naw, Heroes was killed as soon as it got popular and the execs forced them to abandon the plans of having a completely different cast every season +--- 137053484 +>>137053314 +>Calls some anon a jobless trust fund baby +>B-b-b-but who is this random person you're accusing me of being? +Utterly disingenuous +>B-b-b-but how am I disingenuous? +>P-p-p-proof? +You're as predictable as you are gay. +--- 137053529 +>>137053484 +Again, please tell me how the tranny wrestler toddler toy enthusiast is relevant to this discussion about corporations. +--- 137053538 +WORKER POWER LETS ROCK AND FUCKIN ROLL +--- 137053553 +>>137053362 +>>ITT: Highschoolers and jobless neets talking about worker strikes despite never having a job that paid above minimum wage +What's your local boys? UA Local 699 +--- 137053571 +>>137053125 +This isn't even a "lefties" thing numbnuts; writers literally don't get paid enough to even afford LA rent. And when they do get work it's really noncommittal speculative """gig economy""" shit that studios use to weasel their way out of fair pay. + +The problem could be fixed if rent prices went down because of more housing, but NIMBY OC boomers and billionaires who control the real-estate won't allow that. + +Problem could also be fixed if studios were more willing to let people work from places that aren't LA or NY, but the studios just...aren't willing to do that for whatever fucking reason. +--- 137053586 +>>137053529 +Again please tell US who this trust fund baby is? +--- 137053629 +>>137053031 +Nigga we live in a fiat currency system, it's literally all hypothetical BS. +You think the fucking money in your bank account is real money and not just hypothetical shit? +--- 137053640 +>>137052880 (OP) +Don't worry guys I'll take care of this +--- 137053649 +>>137053031 +Real money doesn't exist anymore. +--- 137053677 +>>137052935 +It's GET woke GO broke you utter dumbshit. +--- 137053694 +>>137053677 +It's go woke take a toke. +Yeah. +--- 137053713 +>>137053314 + +He's been fucking over his editor after lambasting corporations for fucking over employees the eaxct same way. What else? +--- 137053721 +>>137053571 +Thats bc they dont provide a useful service. They make up bullshit for a living, and as times get tougher for people that do actual work, the bullshit is the first to go. Especially since that bullshit is increasingly hostile to the only productive demographic in this country. +>just build more houses +>just build more highway lanes +>just build another walmart +You bitch about muh billionaires but betray your infinite growth in a finite system world view. Read a book dumbass. +--- 137053730 +>>137053586 +30% likely that you are considering you thought bringing up a random tranny was relevant. Either that you have too much free time to spend on the internet to think people would know who the fuck that was and what they did. +--- 137053750 +>>137053713 +Ok? Again, how is a random eceleb even relevant to this topic? You wanna bring up Geeks and Gamers next when talking about tax rates? +--- 137053770 +>>137053721 +>thats bc they dont provide a useful service +>Read a book dumbass. +Writers don't provide useful services so why would he read a book? +--- 137053793 +>>137053721 +>They make up bullshit for a living +>the bullshit is the first to go +Wait until you get an actual corporate job and realize literally the opposite is true. Im actually laughing at people who have likely never worked at nothing above a Walgreen say this. +--- 137053794 +>>137053750 + +It's relevant to the fact that a lot of "eat the rich" preachers don't believe the shit they spew. Because it's easy to say it, but putting it in practice is another thing. +--- 137053811 +>>137052880 (OP) +is this about existing conditions, or preparing for CPGT shenanigans? +--- 137053818 +>>137053770 + +That depends on what is written. + I doubt we'll miss the writers who think Cleopatra is historically black for example. +--- 137053820 +>>137053730 +>I want to accuse people of being random shit +>But if they accuse me I'm gonna cry foul +You lose faggot. +Better luck next time. +--- 137053821 +>>137053794 +>One random tranny eceleb said something then did something bad. Corpos good. + +ok you won +--- 137053842 +>>137053820 +yep I lose +--- 137053843 +>>137053821 + +This place really is no different than Twitter when you resort to that. +--- 137053848 +>>137053362 +TV writers should just be gotten rid of. they stopped caring about writing quality products years ago. them being ousted and others getting a chance would be for the better. +--- 137053851 +>>137053571 +This issue is spread far wider than LA and the entertainment industry. The first domino is just waiting to drop before there's gonna be a lot of picket lines being refused to cross. I got family in the plumbers, sprinklerfitters, teamsters and shit like OPEIU and SEIU. All of them are at a tipping point. +--- 137053868 +>>137053730 +>30% likely that you are considering you thought bringing up a random TRUST FUND BABY was relevant. Either that you have too much free time to spend on the internet to think people would know who the fuck that was and what they did. +I mean it's too easy at this point. +--- 137053893 +>>137053868 +--- 137053919 +>>137053713 +QRD? +--- 137053921 +>>137053893 +Maybe don't be such a dumb fuck in the future? +--- 137053924 +>>137053571 +I thought they were working remote now? +--- 137053940 +>>137053843 +lol ok +--- 137053968 +>>137053924 +Nope, had a remote job as a developer. I got laid off with a bunch of people and the rest are forced to go back to the office. They're literally making people do the work of two people nowadays while forcing them to sit in an open office so they can be micromanaged. + +Its hell +--- 137054068 +>>137053571 +>aren't willing to do that for whatever fucking reason. + +Outdated views, higher ups who think you're "not productive" if you're not in office (lie), and they legit think they're above you. +--- 137054111 +>>137053721 +>writers don't provide a useful service +>"read a book" +Classic /co/. + +For the chucklefucks wishing for misfortune on people they've never met: Have you considered what these le ebil entitled sjw writers would be replaced with if they happened to be fired, thrown in a volcano, sent to mars, or some other outlandish scenario where they're no longer present? I'll give you a hint: it WON'T be what you wanted. +--- 137054127 +>>137052880 (OP) +How do people get the measurements and analytics of this exactly? And in the span of a day? +--- 137054138 +>>137054111 + +They're thinking it's already as low as it can get. +--- 137054166 +>>137054127 +Tbf, most mass trading of stocks are done by AI/bots these days, so it's not unreasonable to assume that a bot calculates this sort of stuff as well on a continual basis. +--- 137054181 +>>137054111 +sigh +Another post I agree with then disagree with. +Entertainment has been *almost* completely democratized at this point. +The biggest platform is YouTube and anyone can make *almost* anything. +TV and film is fucking off to the way of the dinosaur and I'm not sad to see it go. +--- 137054193 +>>137052935 +Except they're literally going broke because they refuse to go woke. +--- 137054197 +>>137053629 +Anon do you seriously believe money was ever real. +Are you from pre-Solon Athens or something. Money is not real. It's an abstraction. +--- 137054207 +>>137054111 +>I'll give you a hint: it WON'T be what you wanted. +So either way I won't get what I want, so why should I care? +Not my problem. +--- 137054266 +>>137054111 +>who do you think would replace the SJW writers +Given that even major corporations are finally starting to give up on the diversity crap in favor of actually making money again, I'd say that the new artists would be expected to actually entertain people instead of producing preachy slop that no one wants to watch. +--- 137054272 +Their plan will cost 500m. +Per year. +Across the entire fucking industry. +They're asking for literally nothing. A single actor can get this in three or so jobs. And even then, people can't help but seethe, even though those people just want the bare fucking minimum. What exactly drives people to get so assblasted over strikes? +--- 137054289 +>>137054272 +if it's nothing, then why are they striking? +--- 137054301 +>>137054111 +Sometimes I feel like going into college debt to get a good paying job that I inevitably gotten laid off from because you'll get let go from corpos for literally nothing was a fool's errand. I bust my ass off doing 10 hour days some weeks, got calls on the weekend to fix code, and had a boss who genuinely was bad at managing projects. I get laid off, look it up on twitter about the tech layoffs, then I see a bunch of retards with maga hats in their pfp on twitter saying "They cut all the lazy people who were only hired to sit around all day." + +I want to kill myself +--- 137054306 +>>137052880 (OP) +Just outsource it, not much diversity if every writer is a Cali unionfag anyway. +--- 137054323 +>>137052880 (OP) +based keep at it +>>137053125 +>you hate corporations more than you like shitty cartoons? +yes +--- 137054337 +>>137054289 +Anon, reading comprehension? What they WANT is literally nothing for the industry- it's pennies. It costs basically nothing to give those people a living wage, that's what I'm saying. +--- 137054358 +>>137052880 (OP) +Good. I hope Hollywood burns to the ground and LA sinks into the Earth. +--- 137054374 +>>137054301 +>They cut all the lazy people who were only hired to sit around all day +Pretty sure just about everyone Musk fired were middle management and/or useless, money burning departments whose sole purpose was virtue signaling and censoring anything right of Mao. +--- 137054392 +>>137053571 +>but the studios just...aren't willing to do that for whatever fucking reason +I've never worked in a creative field but I want to imagine that the writing process is vastly enhanced when people are forced to sit in a room together to spitball and act out what they're thinking. I want to imagine their entire job is a non-stop brainstorming process and just being able to yell across the room probably adds far more utility to the process than doing something like coding from home, drafting, legal paperwork, or just anything non-creative that is more assembly-line than writing a script. + +I don't disagree with what you're saying, I'm just saying that the collaborative writing profession probably shouldn't be done from home. Journalism can be done from home but creative writing, probably not. + +I feel like the people in charge of studios don't need to care if housing is too expensive. Because the fact is that like acting, the people who chase the dream will put up with borderline homelessness and there's no shortage of those people. There are no penalties to burning out your workforce it's the same for writers as I'm sure it is for actors, artists, and porn stars. Artists provide their own training and can be discarded in a sink or swim sort of way. There are very few structured education pathways that people can take to go from a proper school to working in the industry; and even then if you have no talent going to school isn't going to save you. + +I'm glad they're striking; it's the only way things can improve in any industry. But I feel like the system of abuse and burnout and buying out the dreams and visions of creators isn't going away. And in a lot of ways it cannot, because we've seen how badly creator-owned can be such as going overbudget and whatnot. + +What I'd like to know is how the writers of Arthur were able to maintain quality and if they were retained as a team after it was cancelled. I imagine that they were tossed out. +--- 137054396 +>>137053571 +FUCK OFFFFFFFFF. I could have a hired a writer all the way back during the Spartan ages, we have paper and we have messengers. Why do these useless pieces of shits needs to live in LA to work? Do they do physical shit that requires them to be present in LA? fuck off. + +Nowadays we have another fucking problem since 2008. We no longer have schools teaching these idiots how to write, direct, execute. And the executive producer spots are occupied by other mental retards even more mentally retarded than the writers who haven't worked a day in their lives and never went to school, they went to pretend school for rich kids. +You have mentally retarded executives literally grabbing your perfect script and muddying it with their trash editing. They are literal saboteurs that should be tortured for life. Imagine IMAGINE if this bullshit was acceptable in construction. +Here comes the big fat executive, he makes a bunch of holes in the pillars to put a fucking fish tank in them. Then the house falls. +Imagine of the constructors were just as happy go lucky with the ideas and had 0 fucking competence. +Imagine if you hired a professional to make you those circle stairs and some imbeciles decided to collectively piss on the concrete that didn't dry up yet. IMAGINE if you had JEALOUS executives and writers because they can't build a circular staircase so they sabotage the staircase and fire the guy over literally "he didn't follow the directions of the executive. His vision didn't correspond with the company's vision" THAT'S A LITERAL FUCKING REASON THEY FIRE YOU FOR. + +I hope Hollywood fucking dies. I hope Japan eats a dick too because they're a bunch of xenophobic shit that don't work with anyone. Long are the days gone of the 90s and 2000s when japanese concept artists and animators used to work with western design with western practices without their chinkoid bullshit you expect out of anime. Fucking Japanese cartoons, they make Chinese cartoons look good. +--- 137054412 +>>137054374 +>Pretty sure just about everyone Musk fired were middle management and/or useless + +They literally werent and that proves the point that you subhumans don't actually care to do the minimum research. You dont care about people who do the work for the things you enjoy. +--- 137054415 +>>137054374 +Yes, that's why Twitter just fucking broke and stopped showing any images. Or stopped working in general. Multiple times. +Anon, the guy just blew up his massively expensive rocket because he didn't want to install flame diverters. You don't have to defend him anyway. +--- 137054419 +>>137052880 (OP) +>Oy Vey! Won’t someone think of the Gay Pedophile Jews and Trannys that hate Hetrosexual Whites?!!!! +I’m playing the world’s smaller violin… +--- 137054489 +desu the current Hollywood System needs to be destroyed and rebuilt. this idea that people must live in LA is cancerous as fuck and the real reason behind people needing pay increases. there's no reason they couldn't set up shop in a cheaper state +--- 137054490 +>>137052880 (OP) +And nothing of value was lost. +--- 137054515 +>>137052880 (OP) +Their demands are insane. +>We NEED fifteen writers per episode, each paid a million dollars +--- 137054517 +>>137054412 +>for the things you enjoy +>Hollywood +Nigger you are hilariously out of touch. +This ain't Reddit, most people here don't give two fucks about Hollywood shit. +--- 137054534 +>>137054515 +And yet it's all going to cost 500m a year, basically pennies. +Curious. +--- 137054536 +>>137054412 +>they literally werent +Pajeeta pajeeta won't you stop drinking wine from where water and soda is suppose to come from? I laughed at that bitch the whole way through and the way she looks, you can tell she was some diversity hire or sucked good dick. Ugly as fuck too, makes the mexicans look good. Skinny ass bitch just leeching off drinking fucking wine from the tap and acting all arrogant like some 5 year old who you took the soda from. I wouldn't even fire them, I'd hold them responsible and make them pay me back because they clearly wasted precious resources and positions, lots and lots and lots of positions that could had been kept for much more important people. They literally leeched money and they get off scott free instead of having to pay it back and they still complain. And holy shit their salaries ... literal theft. Literal leeching. Meanwhile construction workers in third world countries are paid 300$ a month or 50$ a month if in Vietnam or 5$ a month if in Venezuela ... meanwhile those pajeetas ... every single indian should pay back every employeer and every user who used their shit software and shit services since 2008. Money does not belong in the hands of the leeches. +--- 137054537 +>>137054517 +Notice how I didn't even acknowledge hollywood and yet you still missed the fucking point? Jesus christ dont respond to me again. You're not worth talking to, you're not worth ANYTHING. +--- 137054540 +>>137052880 (OP) +IT’S ANOTHER SHOAH! SHUT IT DOWN!! +--- 137054548 +>>137054537 +Cope, you don't make shit anyone here likes, hence why no one gives a fuck about your living standards. +I hope you die in the streets like you deserve. +--- 137054553 +>>137054536 +Why did you write that nonsense acting like I would read all of that. +--- 137054570 +>>137054068 +>you’re not working sweat shop hours so you can’t complain +Fuck this smug prick and all his enablers. He’s the worst part of iron man 2 too +--- 137054571 +>>137054534 +And? Why should there be seven writers for an eight episode show? Just because demands are cheap doesn't mean they should just greenlight anything. +--- 137054577 +>>137054548 +Your reading comprehension is incredibly low, sad that you're on a site that largely uses text. + +Anyways choke. +--- 137054580 +>>137054412 +>You dont care about people who do the work for the things you enjoy +But I do. +The people on strike however don't make anything I enjoy, so I don't care about them. +--- 137054587 +>>137054515 +Do people not realize the more writers a program has the more complicated and worse it gets? Too many cooks in the kitchen. +--- 137054596 +>>137054515 +Holy shit what a bunch of leeches. They're literally double downing on what /co/ has been complaining about since day 0 that writers are overpaid pieces of shits getting 300k per episode for writing a script that makes a 5th grader look like a fucking genius. + +There's absolutely nothing in these demands that creates a proper restructure of power. Absolutely nothing addressing the retardation that is investors and executives and directors and many other people having direct control to modify your final script at a whim. There's absolutely no fucking care for artistic vision here. + +I need to look if the mentally retarded storyboard artists are also feeling "underpaaaid" jesus christ if it was me there'd be no layout artists, no animatics, no bullshit. +The animator would do the animatics, keyframe, everything except the backgrounds cause animators cannot draw background worth a shit. +--- 137054597 +>>137054580 +No you don't +--- 137054611 +>>137052880 (OP) +I hope this makes WB and DC bankrupt. +--- 137054617 +>>137054597 +Sure I do. +Sorry anon, if you came here expecting sunlight for Californian union writers, you're on the wrong site. +Like I said, they don't make anything I enjoy. +--- 137054623 +>>137054571 +>Why should there be seven writers for an eight episode show? + +This is how I know you're not equipped to talk about this. +--- 137054632 +>>137052880 (OP) +>This is relevant to /co/ because the writers strike affects animated projects and comics +Most cartoons and comics are LGBT BLM woke propaganda. + +Fuck them. +--- 137054645 +>>137054623 +We have writers out here writing entire seasons on their own. What is the point of mandating seven writers when one can do that job? +--- 137054652 +>>137053571 +>writers literally don't get paid enough to even afford LA rent +Almost no one in LA actually does. +--- 137054656 +>>137054596 +>Holy shit what a bunch of leeches +That’s insulting to leeches. +--- 137054659 +>>137054645 +>We have writers out here writing entire seasons on their own. +Such as? +--- 137054666 +>>137054587 +>you dont need more writers +>even though stories of script writers working overtime for weeks straight are endemic to the industry +--- 137054673 +>>137052880 (OP) +In my opinion 2008 was better by having 0 animation and Disney + CN + Nick going full live action. At least there'd be no more pretending that we have writers and animators, we have mentally retarded stoner internet celebrities, that's what we have. Adventure Time and all its children suck my collective dick including Infinity Train. + +The fact Netflix was the "superior channel" over CN and Disney is something to cry, not celebrate. Things are extremely grim looking if Netflix the literal jew backed online subscription has better animators and writers than CN and Disney. +I haven't seen such low framerates and trash writing ... and somehow Netflix is still better than CN and Disney despite its sub mediocrity that makes 2000s and 95s cartoons look like fine classical music. +--- 137054694 +https://youtu.be/iIY5b1JMvGs [Embed] +--- 137054700 +>>137054659 +Trey Parker on South Park +--- 137054709 +Funny how you hate us for bashing your strike, but your defence for the strike is more on the lines of "if you don't help us, you're robbing the world of great intellects, you filthy plebs" +--- 137054723 +>>137054700 +Literally every season they mention a writers retreat for their team in their commentaries. You do not know what you're talking about +--- 137054726 +>>137054709 +No, they unironically think we like their shit and will be sad when Hollywood stops pumping out slop for retards. +It's fucking hilarious. +--- 137054745 +>>137054659 +True Detective, Nic Pizzolatto +--- 137054750 +Why does a creative medium need to mandate X amount of writers per Y amount of episodes? That's fucking weird. If two people have a good idea for a show those two are all you need to write it. Books rarely have more than one author. What do all these people do and why does it have to be so rigidly committee controlled? +--- 137054761 +>>137054659 +Vikings, Michael Hirst +--- 137054772 +>>137054673 +The EXTREMELY SAD PART is that there have in fact been quality cartoons nobody knows about in the 2010s , but they're stuck behind a fog of misinformation and turd shows. +There's entire shows which Disney outright stopped airing and refused to give them multiple channels and refused to give them a proper air time. +I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, you pay for a fucking show, it airs and after it's done premiering you stop airing it?!?!?!? I have never seen Legend of the Three Caballeros on the Disney channel not even Disney XD. I have never seen Motorcity and Randy Cunningham outside of Disney XD. I have never seen Tron Uprising on Disney XD NOT AIRED AT 1:00AM ON A SUNDAY, WHAT THE FUCK. +It's a literal sabotage by executive. It is literally insider sabotage, there is no explanation. It's sabotage, that's what it is. +Green Eggs n Ham again, why is it only on Netflix and why isn't Netflix promoting it after they spent 60 million dollars per season? Absolutely no sense. +It's the most anti recycling, most popcorn munching, most wasteful mentality I've seen in ages. + +Imagine if Tom & Jerry throughout 1940-1999 never aired. It aired only during 1940-1945 and that's it, nobody after the 1945s ever knew Tom & Jerry even existed. + +How many of you here know Kulipari exists? I didn't think so. +How about Monkie Kid? if it wasn't promoted heavily in China by the Lego company itself you probably would have no idea it existed. +--- 137054775 +>>137054745 +see >>137054723 + +You dont understand what a "head writer" is and its embarrassing that you know 0 that goes into script making +--- 137054779 +>>137054659 +Yellowstone, Taylor Sheridan +--- 137054792 +>>137054396 +>Here comes the big fat executive, he makes a bunch of holes in the pillars to put a fucking fish tank in them. Then the house falls. +I took an optional cross-institution design class meant to expose civil engineers to architects and vice versa (funny fact, you don't need any relevant background degree to go to architect school). + +We had a single project to do for the class - to design, cost, and develop a process to build a simple structure. We would-be engineers spent most of the time explaining that the ideas the architects were presenting were not in any way possible for us to build. Like I'm sure there was a way but we were essentially kids we had no fucking idea how to design and cost something more complicated that four walls and they, to use your example, wanted to install a fish tank in a pillar, and nobody had any fucking clue how to install a glass box into a wall and how to design mitigations that would prevent water from totally fucking up the entire structure if the fish tank were to rupture let alone how to design a wall that allowed people to fucking clean that stupid thing. The whole time the architects were like, "It's easy you just slide it in" and we're like, no it's not fucking easy. We're fucking students we barely know how to put a roof on four walls we have spent our entire education being threatened with keeping water OUT of buildings and we aren't fucking plumbers. + +I never touched creative design ever again. Went to work for an electric company where nobody gives a fuck how things look so long as they worked and worked well. Fucking writers need to be trained like engineers are trained, they need to fucking prove they passed high school English/Literature because the way stories are being written nowadays they clearly haven't because they can't even use the basic structures and mechanics of storytelling like foreshadowing or natural-feeling character development. +--- 137054795 +>>137054111 +Your pitiful attempt to reason is rendered irrelevant before you make it when you compare people who write scripts about mentally ill college students throwing a party to actual works of literature + +You narcissistic manchildren want to assume that you're valuable, meanwhile I don't watch anything new. +--- 137054805 +>writers go on strike +>animation production slows considerably but it still gets out out because most cartoons are written by animation guild members who aren't striking +--- 137054806 +>>137054750 +--- 137054855 +>>137054659 +Another one. You just want your useless pals mandated to stand by, collecting checks, doing nothing, being idea guys, while the real writer toils away. fuck that. +--- 137054863 +>>137052880 (OP) +FALL, FALL, FALL ALREADY. /v/ has been screaming for the industry to crash since 2008. /co/ .. what the fuck was /co/ screaming about during 2008? no more live action and return to animation? hope they didn't hang themselves over that monkey paw. + +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgc8KAhvcgQ [Embed] +--- 137054866 +>>137054855 + again, see >>137054775 +--- 137054870 +>>137054700 +You know you're on the internet right? People can just look this shit up and know you're wrong? +--- 137054871 +>>137054750 +Same reason you need to employ 5 people to operate one camera. +Because the unions are beyond corrupt. +--- 137054884 +>>137054870 +IMDB is not a proper source. Anyone can look it up. I pull everything from the official WGA website. +--- 137054887 +>>137054805 +And we get mentally retarded "animators" and writing on the level of Adventure Time, Steven Universe and Castlevania. +But it probably won't affect just animation, it'll affect movies even worse. I haven't seen a good movie since 2008. +--- 137054900 +>>137054666 +Oh no boo hoo, they're working overtime? And at the same time you wga people claim everybody loves your work. Pretty sure working hard for weeks is a very small price to pay to make a real classic +--- 137054901 +>>137054884 +I guess the people who said they worked on writing the episode's script weren't actually real then. + +kys +--- 137054905 +>>137054884 +>Anyone can look it up. +That's what I'm saying, anyone can look it up and see that you're wrong? +--- 137054911 +>>137054863 +God a Vidya crash would be fucking amazing. Fuck videogames. +--- 137054927 +>>137054750 +Because its either have more writers or have more time to iron out the kinks. Guess which one the production committee prefers. +--- 137054939 +>>137054905 +anyone can see imdb is wrong. the WGAW has the proper information on credits +--- 137054940 +>>137052880 (OP) +Just take their place and write good shit once again, if this is a real strike that will actually matter is a question, since they probably aren’t losing anyone notable and/or they’ll replace them with writers they already have. +--- 137054941 +>>137054884 +So you're intentionally going on the WGA site and not looking up full writing credits +--- 137054968 +>>137054941 +You don't even know how to use the proper search to find TV shows listings. There are several seasons where only Trey Parker is credited + +https://directories.wga.org/ + +Regardless, I've already proven several other shows have only one writer and that mandating extra writers is not necessary nor reasonable. +--- 137054971 +>>137053571 +They’ll get paid if they did an actually good job every now and again. What they do and write now is not pay worthy. +--- 137054987 +>>137054968 +Why are you acting like the commentary tracks for south park dont exist??? THEY SAY THAT THEY CONSTANTLY WORK WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE +--- 137054998 +>>137054968 +>I've already proven several other shows have only one writer +Yeah, but the first one I looked up was that you were full of shit, so why should I believe the other ones you said? +--- 137055035 +>>137053041 +There was a pretty noticeable dip in quality in some projects during the last one. It was kind of hilarious watching some studios go "eh we can do it without them" and release some horrendous bombs. +--- 137055038 +I hope a deal is never reached and the guild is dissolved. +--- 137055041 +>>137054998 +The fact that he's still trying to use South Park as an example, the show with TV seasons and Streaming movies running CONCURRENTLY as an example is proof enough that he's flailing to prove something obviously wrong. +--- 137055046 +>>137054666 +BECAUSE SOME MENTAL RETARD ASKS FOR 5 REVISIONS ON THE SAME FUCKING SCRIPT AND THE SCRIPT KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE WITH EVEN MORE PLOT HOLES BECAUSE WRITING IS LITERALLY LIKE A CODING A PROGRAM, I FUCKING SAID IT. +You either write 5 separate clean programs OR YOU FUCK OFF WITH "MUH REVISIONS" you're killing my fucking structure and core value, and I'm talking as an experienced talented writer. +The main problem nowadays is that writing schools no longer fucking exist. There are no more experienced writers left. You have TV Series grade writers that write like they're retarded/stereotypes/cubicle workers/autistic/mental patients. I genuinely want to put TV Show writers in the looney bin to have them examined because whoever placed those words on that paper isn't human. It behaves like an alien. It behaves like it's on drugs. It behaves like it's been beaten to hell and back and was dropped on the head as a child. Live action TV Show writers are not human. I consider every single live action TV Show on the level of The Room. +--- 137055060 +>>137054987 +Might have been true on other seasons. But the ones listed only show one writer. + +>>137054998 +You can continue to live in a world of delusion. I've already shown you the facts. + +>>137055041 +Cope. Only one credited writer on several seasons. +--- 137055064 +>>137053629 +Money isn't real. +--- 137055076 +>>137055060 +Ok retard +--- 137055081 +>>137053721 +>Thats bc they dont provide a useful service. +"The invisiblke hand of the market" argument doesn't really work when there's pretty clear evidence of streaming services making shit tons of money off the projects these writers are responsible for. +--- 137055102 +>>137054887 +It's weird that whoever wrote that rant singles out concept artists, of all things. They're VERY important on script-driven animation for establishing a target style. +--- 137055113 +These writers constantly make stories about how we need to import scabs to do the jobs americans wont and to keep the cost of labor (wages) cheap +So fuck em, hope their strike fails and these class traitors starve to death +--- 137055117 +>>137054911 +Fuck Triple AAA games. Netflix was like /co/'s AAA congestion. Lots of budget thrown on talentless hacks. Maybe Disney if you ignore those 2.5 year hiatus-es. +Cartoons in 2008 went the opposite problem where they died off and only a few stoners were left to pick up the pieces. +Vidya games in 2008 exploded in popularity. + +One thing Vidya did was indie video games. + +/co/ is barely picking up on indie animation, barely barely. /co/ is just hemorraging more and more money and indie animation barely picked up with very few cartoons. Albeit Adventure Time itself was an indie cartoon in a way, if you count the pilot and if you count Hazbin Hotel being picked up by a company to be indie anymore. + +>>137055064 +For the Federal Reserve Bank/Hollywood and Venezuela it isn't. For everyone else like Japan it is. +--- 137055130 +>>137054193 +Yeah, the left's biggest enemy is other leftists. +--- 137055136 +>>137052880 (OP) +Oh, so this is what it's about --- fixing stock prices. + +>>137053629 +>>137054197 +>>137053649 +Reddit level of banking discussion, at least say it's a private central bank that manipulates the money supply of the nation, creating booms and depressions, for their own profits and power; that the banks practice fractional reserve banking which if you or I did, we'd be charged with fraud; and the private central bank can just print off as much currency as they want to give to their friends (or just add some digits to some accounts) without any real government oversight since it's a private corporation and has even won court cases against Freedom of Information Act requests on the basis of not being a public entity. Any government part in it all is just a show for the public and congress had no right to give power to print the nations currency to a private corporation, the government could literally just issue debt-free money and all you have to do is make it usable for paying taxes. + +Plus there's still also the missing $2.3 trillion before 9/11, but a little tangential. +--- 137055139 +>>137053170 +Oh buddy... +--- 137055141 +>>137055038 +Both sides losing would be the best case scenario. +--- 137055157 +>>137055113 +They don't understand that that's what they're advocating for. They live in the fantasy land where we have open borders to help all the dirty brown people but also livable minimum wage and no unemployment. +--- 137055158 +>>137055081 +they're losing money and having to cut back. why do you Zaslav went in there and had to cancel so much shit? +--- 137055165 +>if we take the scapegoats and push them somewhere else, the [Industry] will rise like a phoenix from the ashes and be great again!! +I remember wishing to be this naïve when I was 12. You dumbasses CANNOT be serious. +--- 137055177 +>>137054396 +it's funny how americans like you always try to justify their own racism/xenophobia by calling japs xenophobes/racist/sexist +I'm really glad that many Japs don't have to work with you guys anymore +--- 137055179 +>>137054181 +>TV and film is fucking off to the way of the dinosaur and I'm not sad to see it go. +I don't know about that, shit is in a weird place where while cable and theaters are dying the streaming bubble has finally popped and the big companies are realizing that's it's a speculator's pit that they can't really make much money off of. Pair that with an absolutely cratering economy and they're now stuck in a rock and a hard place. Right in the middle of shedding all the obsolete traditional forms of media which can actually make hard cash vs sinking more obscene amounts of money on the new digital forms of media where the new paradigm is just a far more volatile "viewership" +--- 137055201 +>>137055165 +Who said anything about rising. Fuck cartoons, fuck western media in general. I hope Hollywood dies and nothing replaces it. +--- 137055208 +>>137054772 +>It's a literal sabotage by executive. It is literally insider sabotage, there is no explanation. It's sabotage, that's what it is. +>Green Eggs n Ham again, why is it only on Netflix and why isn't Netflix promoting it after they spent 60 million dollars per season? Absolutely no sense. +>It's the most anti recycling, most popcorn munching, most wasteful mentality I've seen in ages. +I don't know if this is relevant but to me, what you're describing here I've seen before. + +When an executive/manager is fired or moved to another position for negative reasons, the guy who takes over typically wants to distance themselves from everything the previous executive was working on. They want to clean the slate and that means replacing as much as they can with something they can take all the credit for. You see this when projects get cancelled or people get fired. It doesn't matter if the previous executive had a good idea and just executed it poorly, the fact is if the new guy reminds their boss that they're still working on that bad thing, they'll catch hell, their boss will ask why the fuck you are doing the same thing the previous guy championed. + +This sort of mindset comes from corporate finance, the stock market. The concept of heads rolling is what rallies a share price. It doesn't matter if removing a person actually has an impact, sometimes it has repercussions removing the guy who knows how to turn on the coffee machine, the fact is people are stupid and pointing fingers works. And that's what executives do, they throw the previous guy under the bus because they can and how they do it is ensure that their boss is never ever reminded of that person. A lot of this shit isn't grounded in sense or logic but our animal brains. A manager buys back stock, less stock on the market, prices go up and they take credit for bumping up the share price. A manager fires thousands of people, profits go up because costs went down. (Most) shareholders don't care/think. +--- 137055227 +>>137055201 +You really mean that with your chest? You're not fucking with me, right? +--- 137055257 +>>137053677 +Touch brass, outsell. +--- 137055282 +>>137055227 +Why would I. A good cartoon hasn't come out in 8 years and western media as a whole is a fucking wasteland. We as a society should consume less media period and also more frequently watch past media. We consume like stimuli crazed psychopaths because we binge watch 30 episodes in 12 hours. Fuck Hollywood, fuck LA, fuck tv, I'm going to go play MtG with a friend at the bar and watch the Leafs choke again. +--- 137055298 +>>137052880 (OP) +Writers don't deserve to get paid because the only thing they're good at is making anime references. +--- 137055303 +I think Hollywood is just fucked. Look at this shit +--- 137055304 +>>137055208 +What changed in 2008+ compared to literally every year before it since 1850 ? CN outright refusing to air every single show it has the rights to and just shoving Teen Titans GO is literally something you'd see in a fever dream. +Are millennial+zoomer executives just that MUCH MORE mentally insane and should all be sent to the mental asylum for study? +--- 137055305 +>>137055282 +You genuinely don’t believe we should consume less media if you’re here. + +BE REAL +--- 137055315 +>>137055046 +I gotta say, your genuine and exacerbated frustration is funny to read. Not that I'm laughing at you, this is some clown world shit. +--- 137055353 +>>137055305 +I come here to shitpost and post ATHF quotes from a decade or more ago. +--- 137055378 +>>137055208 +Literally what happened with Tron Legacy & Tron Uprising when Disney acquired Star Wars. Legacy was suppose to get a sequel. +Tron Uprising was suppose to have a much bigger budget and have Daft Punk be the composers, but in the last 2 years they cheapened way off on the visuals and hired some noname to be put in charge of the soundtrack... then the executive tried to sweep Tron Uprising under the rug by airing it on Disney XD at 1AM on a Sunday. Can't remember if 0:00 or 1:00. +--- 137055383 +>>137055158 +Because businessmen gut anything they can get away with gutting. Zaslav alone made $250 million last year, which would cover what the 10,000 writers throughout the entire guild are asking for. +--- 137055420 +>>137055282 +My guywhy are you even fucking here. Go find a new hobby, please +--- 137055434 +>>137052880 (OP) +>Writers getting utterly fucked over after spending the past decade shit-tweeting about how everyone is a nazi or something +Oh no. +How terrible. +--- 137055443 +>>137053170 +>He thinks he can become one +--- 137055463 +>>137055434 +>It's okay for Mister Goldberg to fuck over the people I don't like +Nah. Lefties are retarded. But it's the faggots in charge that are the problem. +--- 137055493 +They can literally use ai. Also I play video games most of time so this doesn’t affect me lol. Hope these libshits don’t get paid +--- 137055507 +>>137054666 +>working overtime for weeks straight are endemic to the industry +AND GET THIS, GET THIS SATAN. HAHAHAHHA +So I write the script 7 fucking years ago. Then 7 years pass and the new writers or executives take my script and they modify it ... after it was left untouched for 7 fucking years. And then in the worst case artistically they put your name on it and everyone screeches "This script feels nothing like the previous executive producer's script, I call bullshit" and the drama and infighting starts "Literally a script from the season 1 executive producer, shut the fuck up you S1 purist, you have nothing to yell about, your creator is a washed up hack if we were to bring him back" +and and that's the good part because if they put your name in the credits then they're obligated to pay you for what they credited you for. Worst case scenario B) they put their name on the script and you get zero payouts. +Worse case scenario C) you come back as writer, not as executive producer and the assholes make you ... after 7 years of that script being untouched ... to write it with their specifications by your own hand and to participate in some bullshit "writer's room" over emails, meaning throwing emails at each other and everyone ignoring any good idea and accepting all the bad ideas that leave up plot holes. + +AND AHAHAH GET THIS this one is genuinely the funniest and most depressing part. The fandom starts yelling that "IT TOOK THEM 7 YEARS TO WRITE THIS SCRIPT AND IT'S SHIT" +No you sad sad sad little naive optimistic man ... it took me 7 hours across 3 days to write the script, it took 7 years for it to finally be accepted. +And and it's like 7-10 revisions, there's the concept , the concept before the screenwriter segment, but luckily while you're still executive producer without all the fucking investors thinking they're writers ... you at the very least have the freedom to pass your concept onto the script that's ready for the voice actors to read from. +--- 137055513 +>>137055493 +>Also I play video games most of time so this doesn’t affect me lol +What do you think they're gonna be working on during the strike? +--- 137055539 +>>137055513 +There’s hundreds of games, shows, and movies to watch. We’ll be fine +--- 137055544 +>>137055507 +Christ alive anon, I feel like I need therapy after reading that +--- 137055547 +>>137055507 +And I lied about the "accepted" part, the script was already accepted(at the time), the episode for it just wasn't created cause we ran out of budget/episode slots, so we animated a different script in favor of it. +But the bullshit of "Written by the talented guy and not these new hacks" and "7 years in the making" can really drive a person who isn't part of the creative process insane trying to figure out how things are done. +--- 137055569 +>>137055304 +>millennial+zoomer +Look man, I'm not big on labels, I don't think it has to do with generational labels here. It's not the people, people have not changed, it's the technologies. + +Before 2008 nobody was connected. I mean they were but it required a phone call, it required a lunch, it required people talking to people to get the measure of a person before meeting that person. That's how you hooked up good guys with good guys and how bad guys were not allowed back in the house. A good example of this is John K, he was a cunt and the fact was his reputation being passed along by all the powers ensured he couldn't fuck up anything else. + +Today, you get a guy's CV, you can validate it on imdb, LinkedIn, all these online resources. You don't have to go through the grapevine, you don't need to develop deep complex relationships. Shit, you don't need to have lunch. Because after 2008 we lived in an age where who you are on paper matters more than who you are with your reputation. Because too often people have hired people without paper credentials and been burned because if you didn't go to school, how could you know what you're doing? Terry Pratchett was just a guy in a mailroom and someone read his shit; nowadays if someone said, "this comes from some guy working in a mailroom" nobody's going to fucking read it. + +This is kinda about risk assessment. This is about having a papertrail to cover your ass; if it blows up you have the paperwork to prove you did your diligence. Having lunch with a guy and vouching for them, that's too risky. Your boss has to be able to see the same evidence (paperwork) you saw and come to the same conclusion you did. Teen Titans GO, my guess, had bad numbers. Nobody wants to be reminded of those bad numbers. Nobody's going to actually watch the show to determine if it's still fresh today, it's just the papertrail. +--- 137055589 +>>137055493 +>They can literally use ai. +That'll just make the problem worse. Like if they pull that, I'm certain a few strikers are gonna start breaking out the guns and start shooting. +--- 137055625 +>>137055589 +It's also not true. We had /g/ prompters in the last thread explaining how AI is at a point currently it can do a roughly 5 paragraph story outline but not a script, which is what writers in this context are being asked to produce. +--- 137055658 +>>137055589 +I wouldn’t be surprised if some companies start doing it. It’s way fucking cheaper lol and they can just pay a couple of guys to fix any errors or plot holes in the scripts. Also does this strike include indie films or just big budget Hollywood ones? +--- 137055687 +>>137055544 +Boss: Hey I know you wrote this script 7 years ago ... but we need you to rewrite it +Me: Oh okay give me 2 months and I'll... +Boss: In 2 weeks before we enter production +Me: Uhh okay I can do 2 weeks +Boss: Hey we don't like your revision, please write it again, also you have 1 day left. +Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA +--- 137055748 +>>137054666 +>>137055687 +To myself: so yeah the so called working overtime for weeks straight is artificial, oh it's real trust me, but it's fabricated. It's literally like being obligated to move to LA to do something you can do from home. It makes no logical fucking sense. It's like your boss cutting your legs and asking you to run, it's literal Saturday Morning Cartoon piano obstacle bullshit for some lunatics who specifically make the structure as hellish and self-limiting as possible. At the very least if you got stronger from it, like Goku or Rock Lee, but nope, it's literally shooting you in the foot and asking you to run. + +Shawn Keller, the Disney animator, timed the market perfectly with his retirement. I salute him. I hope he enjoys his retirement and can use AI to make further animations for himself. +--- 137055831 +How can these studios work without the brilliant minds like these union member to write their films? +Heaven forbid they hire non-union labor like comics do. +Yeah. I know. Bad example. There are tons of stories of freelance writers being fucked over by companies and health problems. +Still. The WGA and their simps seem like as much of a buncha cunts as the studios they protest. +--- 137055912 +>>137054587 +You do realize coding and writing sentences aren't the same thing right? +--- 137055925 +>>137055687 +So you tell them to fuck off, you already got paid for the job and completed it. If they wanted revisions up to the eleventh hour they should have specified that in whatever contract. +--- 137055960 +>>137055507 +Remind me, at what point do we give the strikes a rest and just start building up guillotines? +Because, we found the guy who can pull the cord. +--- 137055972 +I'd be inclined to show more sympathy to the writers if they could actually write. +--- 137055991 +>>137055925 +>t. Someone who has never worked anything other than CVS +--- 137056008 +>>137055507 +So... what can unions do to help writers deal with shit like this? +Are they actually gonna help writers not get fucked over like this Or are they just gonna let the studio hire some other dues paying union writer with more seniority and let him fuck you over as a script doctor to write whatever the studio wants? +As much as I know these studios are fucking over writers, I feel like the WGA has too much internal politics to really help writers either. +--- 137056010 +Reminder that the correct amount of writers is two. You need more than one to avoid auteurship ruining everything, but otherwise the fewer the writers the better the product. +--- 137056012 +>>137052880 (OP) +Isn’t it true they want to ban AI? +--- 137056043 +>>137056008 +Unions won't do shit. They'll keep every single element of infrastructure the same but demand even more absurdly overinflated wages for doing it. +--- 137056046 +>>137055925 +>Tell your boss/surrogate boss to fuck off +--- 137056052 +>>137055201 +This. +I want it all to burn to the ground. +--- 137056090 +>>137052880 (OP) +--- 137056091 +>>137056012 +How could they? If you're not working with a union you're not beholden to their demands. The only thing they can do is refuse to work, and while they're doing that they don't have any power over what the studio does otherwise. That's how a strike works. You refuse your services, and if your services are of a high enough quality and of a small enough supply your employer hears your demands, and if they aren't your employer continues without you. There's zero possible leverage to ban AI because AI is what the studio uses specifically if they don't want to play ball with the strike. +--- 137056146 +>>137055972 +Yea, looking at the last 15 years of American media, I don't have much faith in these writers since it seems like they produce nothing but dogshit. +--- 137056200 +>>137056090 +I hate women so much. Jesus christ +--- 137056239 +>>137056090 +>>137056200 +I hope ai scripts disclose they're AI scripts in the credits so we know who to blame or praise if we see a big uptick/dip in quality. +--- 137056306 +>>137053721 +>Thats bc they dont provide a useful service. +>anon is on /co/ which thrives on entertainment +>anon doesn't realize without writers, you got fucking nothing. + +How dumb are you anon? +--- 137056326 +>>137056306 +These particular writers don't provide a useful service because they're shit. +--- 137056358 +>>137056306 +Anon, I'm going to make this as simple to understand as possible. +A s ginificant proportion of anons on /co/ have not given a single fuck about American-produced media since 2015, the only reason they're still here is because we don't have a retro cartoon/comics board like we do for vidya. +Many do not give a single fuck if the entire industry collapses overnight because nothing will change as they'll continue to not consume any modern media. +Personally, once the Venture Bros movie comes out, I am completely fucking done with this board. +--- 137056377 +>>137056091 +All AI "media" is dogshit and studios would literally have producers/executives themselves write the scripts before they did AI. AI is a red herring. +--- 137056404 +>support writers +>/co/ media is shit by way of being fucking faggot ass lefty dogwater +>don't support writers +>/co/ media is shit by being as aggressively bland, committee designed and corporate as possible +I'll pick the option with slightly fewer niggers. +--- 137056410 +>>137056326 +>These particular writers don't provide a useful service +>writers don't provide a useful service +>provide a useful service +>useful service +> service + +I reiterate, anon. You're a fucking idiot. + +The writer's strike effects EVERYTHING. What is your favorite show that is running right now? Guess what? It won't continue until the writer's strike is over. +--- 137056434 +>>137056377 +Nothing Forever was better than any cartoon produced in the last 8 years. +>>137056410 +I'm not watching any modern cartoons because there is not a single good one. Ideally the writers strike will continue in perpetuity until the industry collapses. +--- 137056437 +>>137056410 +>What is your favorite show that is running right now? +Not him, but Tengoku Daimakyo. +Something tells me that that won't be affected by this strike at all. +--- 137056463 +>>137056410 +>what is your favourite show running RIGHT NOW +I'm waiting for the second season of Bleach TYBW +--- 137056469 +>>137052880 (OP) +Hollywood writers haven't made anything good in decades. Fuck those woke retards +--- 137056558 +You serve no purpose in life +You serve zero purpose +You should kill yourself +N O W diff --git a/co/137052939.txt b/co/137052939.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..4242b51c77c0326efc40a0cf3b613bcdc42bb5e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052939.txt @@ -0,0 +1,62 @@ +----- +--- 137052939 +What killed the late 90's/early 2000's 2D theatrical animation style? +Sure it stopped being animated for film, sure it became cheaper to use simplified designs, and yes I'm aware films like Frozen and Moana are put through it before ultimately being converted to CG but why is it near dead entirely on its own? Even passion projects, indie games, or comics don't use it +Pic related, Mark of Kri was worked on by animators who worked on such films and it was a video game +A violent one at that, this artstyle doesn't even have to be limited to being family friendly +If anyone wants to prove me wrong, please do +--- 137053486 +>>137052939 (OP) +I think CGI and Pixar killed it. +--- 137053516 +>>137053486 +Bullshit, gotta be something more than that, literally NOTHING when it comes to large products like animated movies is ever so simple +--- 137053683 +>>137053516 +Nah, they're right. The 2d movies weren't making as much as the 3d ones +--- 137053725 +>>137052939 (OP) +Titan AE being a box office flop and a piece of shit had a role in it. +--- 137053947 +>>137053486 +>>137053683 + But that shouldn't stop projects with less corporate management from it from thriving in other mediums +--- 137053969 +>>137053725 +Lilo and Stitch, Emperor's New Groove, Spirit, Prince of Egypt, etc? +--- 137054089 +>>137052939 (OP) +HOLEEE SHIT! I never even see Mark of Kri threads on /v/ or /vr/! I'm amazed someone besides me even remembers this game, let alone actively thinks about it. +--- 137054132 +>>137054089 +Never played it myself +Just seen some footage and was honestly more interested in the production side rather than the final product +Checked Desuarchive and was surprised /co/ hardly brought it up +--- 137054655 +For people who put the blame on Shrek, reminder that flops like Road to El Dorado and Titan AE came out before Shrek. Audiences were already losing interest in 2D in favor of CG before the ogre showed up. I think Toy Story 2 had a role on that. It was a huge blockbuster in late 1999 (El Dorado and Titan AE came out in year 2000) +--- 137054770 +Executives think New Good Old Bad nigh-unconditionally. Wave something shiny and new in their face and they will bankrupt themselves for a chance at an ego boost for having been ahead of the curve. Toy Story doing gangbusters in '95 made businessmen who already have a tendency to like things more when computers are involved shit themselves with excitement to the point of actively sabotaging 2D. +--- 137054912 +>>137054655 +>>137054770 +The thread isn't about what killed it in theaters +It's about what killed it as a whole +It's an artstyle, you can put it in other mediums +--- 137054938 +>>137053947 +Well guess we don't live in an ideal timeline. +--- 137054965 +>>137052939 (OP) +2d would still be around if the scripts and/or marketing for early y2k movies didn’t suck ass +--- 137055175 +>>137053486 +Also anime. And a few high-profile failures like Atlantis, Brother Bear, Spirit, and that one cow movie. +--- 137055247 +>>137055175 +It was already dead by Brother Bear and cow movie. Finding Nemo came out a few months prior and became the highest grossing animation film ever (at the time) +--- 137055276 +>>137055247 +Yeah, but those weren't canned. Things after them were. The studios had some amount of faith in them. Style lived on in a bunch of television shows, too, until... anime-style aesthetic killed it. +--- 137055810 +>>137054912 +The popularity of anime rising in the west had a lot to do with that. Much like anime Late Renaissance Disney and 2D DreamWorks don't follow a single style. Any one of the styles used in the art direction of the films of that time would require a lot of direct training to recreate or iterate upon well. A lot of alumni from those studios retired instead of getting into teaching. diff --git a/co/137052966.txt b/co/137052966.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dc006dd2014a312a84d7248f024fb896ef5e7f84 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137052966.txt @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ +----- +--- 137052966 +Turns out Butt-Head genuinely does care about Beavis +--- 137052981 +Beavis's ball enhancement surgery was a success, sadly it resulted in his death +--- 137052995 +bunghole +--- 137053043 +>>137052966 (OP) +It's weird seeing Butt-Head express actual concern to the point of praying and not even screwing up his initial point of wanting Beavis to get better. + +"It's like... I didn't mean to hurt him... feeling bad sucks" + +Also, ever since Do The Universe, they've been showing them from some pretty fucking weird looking angles +--- 137053252 +>>137052966 (OP) +Ever since Do The Universe, Butthead has been slightly more nicer towards Beavis so this doesn't really surprise me + +(Hard Emphasis on "SLIGHTLY") +--- 137053255 +>>137052966 (OP) +Anything after 2011 is not canon +--- 137053539 +So how long before they become gay? + +You know very well that two people of the same sex aren't allowed to just be friends anymore +--- 137053587 +>>137053539 +Judge's death. +He is having too much a laugh with people trying to say they are gay for each other. If anything it will only get more homoerotic as the years go on. +--- 137054366 +>>137053043 +So this should settle it, Beavis and Butthead WOULD be concerned about 9/11 +--- 137054394 +>>137053587 +>He is having too much a laugh with people trying to say they are gay for each other. +nobody is saying this except maybe solely to troll retarded people like you +--- 137054465 +>>137052966 (OP) +I'm glad the reboot is giving them some extra depth, but not in a way that ruins it. They're still dumb cartoon people but they occasionally have feelings, when its reasonable. +--- 137054500 +>>137054366 +At first they'd think it was cool and totally badass, like Independence Day or Die Hard. Then they'd hear 3000 people died and they'd be like "oh, that sucks. Now it isn't fun anymore." + +That's pretty much how it happened IRL with most dumbass kids I knew. +--- 137054514 +>>137054366 +Damn…after all these years +Finally answered +--- 137055241 +>>137053539 +We're working on it. +--- 137055281 +>>137053539 +The more important question is when is Butthead getting turned into a girl, so that every episode is about Beavis trying to score with the weird, Kanker Sister-esque girl from next door? +--- 137055427 +>>137054366 +of either one of them was on one of the towers then they would care, if not then they'd think it's cool +--- 137055637 +>>137052966 (OP) +>The minor implication this episode gives that the only reason Beavis and Butthead haven't died from all the dumb bullshit they've done is cause God thinks they're funny +That's kind of amazing cause Jesus canonically hates them. +--- 137055809 +>>137054366 +>Whoa......air plane crash onto the building.....uhhh.....why do I feel..bad? Feeling bad sucks. +>Ummhhhmmmhm...maybe thousands of chicks got killed there....this sucks... +>Oh yeah....Uhh....many of those chicks would've love to get us scored....uhh... +--- 137055826 +>>137053252 +>Beavis. +>I'm not gonna score... +>You're not gonna score.... +>WE'RE gonna score. +[Kino music plays.] +--- 137055886 +>>137052966 (OP) +Uhuhuhuhuh +Gay. +Uhuhuhuhuhuh diff --git a/co/137053098.txt b/co/137053098.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cad5dba696c3d810eb34b31b2f36125ec8cafb1d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053098.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 137053253 +>>137053098 (OP) +--- 137055238 +>>137053098 (OP) +I want to FUCK Sherri so bad bros. +--- 137055308 +>>137053098 (OP) +--- 137056171 +>>137053098 (OP) diff --git a/co/137053107.txt b/co/137053107.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..42d0428adbe581000e1f189368c03a5da17a95c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053107.txt @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +----- +--- 137053107 +If you were a member of the Goof Troop, what would your rank be? +--- 137053143 +>>137053107 (OP) +Is the Goof Troop an official branch of the military? +--- 137053210 +>>137053107 (OP) +Black Belt +--- 137053518 +>>137053107 (OP) +Master Chief Silly Officer +--- 137054079 +>>137053143 +Secret branch. +--- 137054088 +God Emperor +--- 137054491 +Paragoofer +--- 137054532 +>>137053107 (OP) +How the hell did they get up there? +--- 137054547 +>>137053107 (OP) +Paragoofer, reporting in +>salutes backwards then falls out of a plane sideways with the goofy yell, heart pattern patched boxers puff out for my parachute after I leave goofy-shaped holes in several clouds +--- 137054628 +>>137053107 (OP) +Grand Poobah +--- 137055889 +Inspector :) diff --git a/co/137053196.txt b/co/137053196.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d4577500fb5d001339e038cdb4420267b3af166f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053196.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 137053196 +Wow, he is literally me +--- 137053230 +>>137053196 (OP) +he decided to work a day job for a living??? how WaCkY aNd CrAzY! +--- 137053241 +>>137053230 +Yeah but that's the funny part. He doesn't have to, you do. +--- 137053251 +>>137053196 (OP) +>get you a man who can do both +--- 137053256 +>>137053230 +That day job was caring for a retard with more money than sense who decided to resurrect thousand year old monstrous abhumans for some reason that's currently too dumb to remember. +--- 137053277 +>>137053196 (OP) +You can just say you like Gargoyles, or even a character, without having to pretend that it's some sort of 8th dimensional genius move. +It sounds dumb as hell +You sound dumb as hell + +And Jenavieve is the most MTF name I think I've ever read +--- 137053302 +>>137053256 +>for some reason that's currently too dumb to remember +He wanted immortality. +--- 137053384 +>>137053302 +And how exactly did he figure he was going to get that from a bunch of monsters who turn to stone in daylight? +--- 137053442 +>>137053196 (OP) +Didn't he get Fairy Promise'd into sticking in the boring secretary persona and would otherwise have just done it for a day? +--- 137053449 +>>137053384 +Let me worry about the details. +--- 137053477 +>>137053384 +Magic book told him a bunch of different methods all needed Gargoyle Skin, specifically the shedded part when they woke up. + +The biggest one turned out to be a trick because the spell would've turned him to stone, wordplay on "Immortal" because the stone was indestructible. Guy in OP actually confirmed this by sticking his arm in the mixture to test it first and had an inviciarm until he revealed he was Puck and could have undone the spell any time he wanted, he just thought it was funnier. +--- 137053507 +>>137053384 +Gargoyles actually do have the secret to immortality, even the not-stone kind because their stone form 100 percent heals all wounds, even fatal ones. +--- 137053532 +>>137053196 (OP) +Twitter posters should be raped. +--- 137054638 +>>137053532 +With what? +--- 137055095 +>>137054638 +A south african prison stick +--- 137055949 +>>137054638 +Gargoyle dicks diff --git a/co/137053311.txt b/co/137053311.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..634e4ddd972daefbb5035ffbf6fb262dc2b7cb21 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053311.txt @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ +----- +--- 137053311 +Season 2, 10 new episodes, out RIGHT NOW!!! +--- 137053320 +Oh shit really? I completely frogot about this show +--- 137053340 +>>137053320 +I thought it was gonna be at midnight EST like most Apple shows but my phone sent me a notification, it went up at 8 +Also we had no idea until now how many episodes we'd get today, answer is apparently all of them +--- 137053766 +>>137053311 (OP) +That's right, slut! SPREAD 'EM! +--- 137053838 +Is the show better then the book? +>>137053766 +Isn't she like 12? +--- 137053879 +>>137053838 +out of ten! +--- 137054268 +Tell me she goes barefoot at least one. +--- 137054568 +>>137054268 +Check out episodes 1, 7 and 8 of season 2. +--- 137054615 +>>137054268 +You will have to settle for an older woman. +--- 137054624 +>>137053311 (OP) +Any toilet scenes? +--- 137054710 +>>137054624 +--- 137054728 +>>137054615 +--- 137054942 +>>137053340 +but they said it would be tomorrow +--- 137054960 +>>137054942 +TV runs on movie theater rules now I guess, like how literally every major release has a Friday date on the poster but actually opens Thursday at 6pm +I remember when they used to do actual midnight premiere screenings +--- 137054961 +>>137053311 (OP) +Mega? +--- 137055014 +>>137054961 +The scene hasn’t ripped it yet +They presumably will, but a 10 ep dump does take longer compared to most Apple shows which are weekly +--- 137055039 +Any new Janie scenes/outfits? +--- 137055059 +Seems like this is the end, the episode synopsis pretty much confirms they adapt the rest of the book +--- 137055148 +>>137054728 +--- 137055200 +>>137054861 +chocolate vanilla +--- 137055347 +>>137055217 +god I wish I was that cup +--- 137055568 +>>137055347 +I bet she can feel the heat. +--- 137055704 +>>137055217 +Even as an American I can't believe she's wearing shoes indoors AND on her couch +--- 137055835 +Are Harriet threads the horniest threads on /co/? +It's not explicit, but you can sense it lurking right below the surface. +--- 137056483 +>>137055835 +>Are Harriet threads the horniest threads on /co/? +Every show gets the threads they deserve +and honestly beyond tomboy cunny there's not much to talk about, the show is unfortunately pretty bland +--- 137056528 +>>137053311 (OP) +harriet tubman diff --git a/co/137053345.txt b/co/137053345.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2f5fc1da2d798935c14956fd3a9fb1a27cb1040c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053345.txt @@ -0,0 +1,55 @@ +----- +--- 137053345 +>Studios are going to use AI to write scripts based on public domain stuff +What are the chances they’ll go after public domain stuff online? Could we be seeing something based on a creepypasta or /co/-made character in the future? +--- 137053380 +>>137053345 (OP) +Maybe they should learn to code. Or learn a trade to get a REAL job :^) +--- 137053395 +>>137053345 (OP) +How do you prove, in court or wherever, whether a script was made by an AI at all? Does the AI software keep logs in semi-public servers? +--- 137053407 +>>137053380 +What will the coders do when AI codes itself? +--- 137053414 +>>137053395 +>Does the AI software keep logs in semi-public servers? +They actually do +--- 137054106 +>>137053407 +Rebel. +--- 137055074 +>>137053345 (OP) +Wow, now the studios can hack out uninspired, derivative crap so efficiently they don't even need to pay someone to write it. What a goddamn future we live in. +--- 137055104 +>online means public domain +Lol. Lmao even. +--- 137055129 +Why don't they just hire some European writers or something? +--- 137055202 +>>137053407 +Die. +--- 137055260 +>>137053345 (OP) +AI is a soulless meme +--- 137055295 +>>137053407 +Destroy +--- 137055479 +>>137055129 +>paying money to euromutts +Americans know better +--- 137055613 +>>137053407 +Plumbing. +--- 137055634 +>>137053345 (OP) +Chatgpt would be unironically better than modern woke writers +--- 137055664 +I haven't found an AI that can actually tell a good story yet. They all just "yes and" like the world's worst improv act. Where is this industry destroying tech, exactly? Do proles just not have access to it? +--- 137056006 +>>137053395 +Ever heard of GPT-Zero? Just copy and paste some text into it and it can tell you if it was AI-generated or written by a human. Hell, you can even ask ChatGPT to do it for you if you wanna be cheeky about it. Of course, both options aren't 100% but they get it right most of the time. +--- 137056106 +>>137055104 +The Backrooms is public domain and that started on /x/ diff --git a/co/137053378.txt b/co/137053378.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..3449afa674072a34baee8e63235b71c737dd6157 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053378.txt @@ -0,0 +1,113 @@ +----- +--- 137053378 +Did you respect Stinky more after he refused to swallow his pride for millions of dollars? +--- 137053424 +>>137053378 (OP) +Kinda. Also, do we know if it was even millions? I did some work as a model in Ads and I only got paid about 15 thousand dollars a piece +--- 137053425 +a million is a million, you take that shit unless it costs the life of someone or your asshole getting impaled +--- 137053429 +No. That money could've helped his family and let him have the options to expand his horizon. +--- 137053452 +>>137053424 +I think the agent said it was a million dollar deal. +--- 137053474 +>>137053429 +Honestly his parents should’ve legally had the final word, not Stinky. +--- 137053478 +>>137053452 +right, but is that before all the bullshit that agents take out? +--- 137053482 +>>137053429 +don't expect someone from the ghetto to spend his money wisely +--- 137053494 +No? +He was marketable based on his characteristics and he can't change those, so choosing not to profit wasn't really making a stand +--- 137053556 +>>137053429 +The problem with mass amounts of money is if people knew about it +They'll try and sue you for everything, you'll become paranoid of who you only likes you for the money, etc +There's a video of DeadMau5 freaking out on stream because fame fucked him in the head at the time, he couldn't trust anyone +--- 137053564 +>>137053378 (OP) +Sure. +He already had his face on several commercials and ads. That is pretty big. Even if he didn’t get the money that is some nice fame. Not everyone can say they were in several major commercials and ads. + + +And you know people are making YouTube videos on him in that universe. Someone probably interviewed him and Stinky did a tell-all expose on the Yahoo suits being mean. +--- 137053566 +>>137053474 +>Whoring your child for money you won't get to maintain just so you have to force him to whore even harder +--- 137053807 +>>137053378 (OP) +Hell no, he and his family are poor a respectable person would have swallowed his pride to provide to his family. +--- 137054279 +>>137053807 +Stinky's a kid. His parents should be providing for HIM, not whoring him out. +--- 137054501 +>>137053378 (OP) +Unless I'm remembering wrong, I hated this ending because Stinky didn't explain shit to his dad. He just told him he couldn't sign the contract. +--- 137054551 +>>137053378 (OP) +No. What he did was fucking retarded. + +>Entire town thinks he is a chad with the sweet gig he scored +>Throws it away just because one guy made fun of his voice +--- 137054988 +>>137053378 (OP) +Nope +--- 137055024 +>>137053378 (OP) +Imagine being paid a million dollars to be called the next CWC and drink cum onscreen that's then sent to an ad to millions of people. + +Would you accept it? What's your dignity worth? +--- 137055162 +>>137053378 (OP) +If it was just about the money and his pride, no. But making that director cry and costing that soda company thousands for having to scrap their whole ad campaign? That kind of schadenfreude is worth every penny. +--- 137055183 +>>137055024 +The fuck are you talking about? All he had to do was say a single line supporting a drink that he and everybody else already liked using his regular voice. It was free money. +--- 137055357 +>>137055024 +>Would you accept it? What's your dignity worth? + +>Would you never have to work again, be able to live comfortably, buy whatever stupid shit you want, pay off your parents house and buy yourself hookers all fucking day just for one shitty ad that most people won't remember or recognize you for if you grew a beard or cut your hair differently or aged. + +Anon most people wouldn't think less of you for starring in a sell out shitty ad. They'd be jealous as fuck you got an easy huge payday. You could use that money to really change your life and the only real repercussion is some retards opinion of you? You'd be fucking stupid not to take the money. +--- 137055395 +>>137055162 +on the other hand his parents especially his dad were in tears begging him to do the commercials anyway +--- 137055478 +>>137055357 +This + +Also Stinky is literally named Stinky and never bothered to change his drawl, you know the thing he was being made fun of for and will continue to be made fun of for +--- 137055780 +>>137055162 +Actually, now I want to see that scene with Stinky drawn in a JoJo style. + +>>137055395 +And he should have accepted his son's wishes. Nothing good every comes of a parent trying to force their kid into showbusiness. + +>>137055357 +>>137055478 +It's not about what other people think about him, it's about what he thinks of himself. He likes who he is, and neither going to change it, or let people make money off of mocking it. +--- 137055832 +>>137055780 +If he's comfortable with who he is, then it shouldn't matter the rest of the world takes the piss out of him. +--- 137056013 +>>137055780 +>One guy mocks his voice +>Everyone else thinks he is fucking awesome and basically won the lottery with this gig +>Welp! Best throw away a million dollars because that one guy thinks my voice is funny even though they're the schmucks shelling out a million dollars for it. +Stinky was a dumbass +--- 137056057 +>>137053378 (OP) +No. +--- 137056095 +>>137053566 +>Whoring +It's just commercials. Maybe your parents should've forced you to get a job. +--- 137056165 +>>137053424 +Post pics diff --git a/co/137053498.txt b/co/137053498.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5806ce809f6d82605fbed3ca2390b9f777f1338f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053498.txt @@ -0,0 +1,680 @@ +----- +--- 137053498 +Here ya go freaks. +--- 137053533 +>Jadzia Axelrod +I'll never understand why someone would choose to have a porn star name. +--- 137053581 +>>137053561 +Whoa he does have a name! +--- 137053655 +>>137053498 (OP) +Everyone in this book is going to be a C-Lister plus Harley Quinn. +--- 137053667 +can you post a full list of characters/contents +--- 137053682 +They really have enough gay characters to fill a whole book? +--- 137053695 +is that one kid from Lobdell's Generation Outlaw arc in it +--- 137053718 +>>137053498 (OP) +Checking in for storytime of pain. + +>>137053533 +Because they have a porn star attitude? +--- 137053734 +>>137053667 +>>137053682 +>>137053695 +--- 137053737 +>this nigga actually bought this +--- 137053742 +>>137053561 +Clearly the LGBT equivalent of Terry long. + +>>137053595 +I am still mad at this. +--- 137053743 +>>137053525 +This actually fits. +--- 137053753 +>>137053734 +--- 137053755 +>>137053642 +Wait, she's into fatties? + +>>137053667 +You aren't THAT lazy, are you +--- 137053771 +There's gotta be a pdf somewhere idk. +--- 137053777 +>>137053525 +You guys think Hal laughed his ass off when Ollie told him about Conner? +--- 137053781 +>>137053561 +>dislikes dinosaurs +And I thought he couldn't get any worse. +--- 137053785 +>>137053771 +--- 137053786 +>>137053682 +If they count ALL the named amazons, plus wildstorm? Barely. A bunch of these dudes were added in the past year or two. +--- 137053805 +>>137053595 +>After the accident, Alan never spoke of his love for Jimmy or his sexuality for decades. +lmao +--- 137053814 +>>137053743 +It's at least not completely trash like ALAN SCOTT, but it's leaning too much into the stereotype. Monk doesn't have to mean asexual. +--- 137053828 +>>137053734 +>Crush +Is Djinn still stuck in the ring? +--- 137053840 +>>137053813 +--- 137053845 +>>137053828 +She's in unused character F list land, which means, whatever the next author decides. + +Actually Dinji didn't make the list. +--- 137053852 +>>137053734 +>>137053753 +You can count the good characters on one finger: John Constantine. +--- 137053856 +Would you mind posting more please +--- 137053876 +You faggots are celebrating this now? What happened to this board? +--- 137053883 +>>137053845 +That's kinda depressing. I kinda liked her a little. She was the only interesting character in that run of the Teen Titans. +--- 137053884 +>>137053876 +You never been here for a storytime of pain? the America Chavez marathon? +--- 137053887 +>>137053876 +>You faggots are celebrating this now? +Who is celebrating? +--- 137053889 +why aren't comics selling anymore +--- 137053890 +>>137053561 +Worst DC Character ever. +--- 137053891 +>>137053873 +--- 137053911 +>>137053890 +Damian is +--- 137053930 +>>137053498 (OP) +Makes me glad that WB is going bankrupt. +--- 137053932 +>>137053857 +>breaking the fourth wall +I don't know this character but I hope they die at some point. +--- 137053935 +>>137053813 +>>137053840 +Ivy is worse then a lesbo, she's a Harleysexual. +--- 137053956 +>>137053734 +Bunker... Not forgotten. +--- 137053962 +>>137053891 +>>137053508 +>>137053525 +>>137053595 +I feel bad for gay men from the 60s, 70s and 80s. They wanted equal rights. Now they got hijack by tranny and pronoun shit. +--- 137053985 +>>137053932 +It is the terrible non-binary Flash that DC Comics tried to permanently have takeover as Flash during Future State. + +Surprisingly, she failed to catch on like most of Future State. +--- 137053997 +>>137053962 +Anon, who else do you think invited them in? +--- 137053998 +>>137053985 +Does it actually break the fourth wall? +--- 137054009 +>>137053595 +Thanks a lot, James Robinson. You forever ruined Alan Scott. +--- 137054017 +>>137053711 +>Trans Amazon + +I'm...sorry? +--- 137054040 +>>137053962 +The headliners and revolutionaries died out during the Aids Crisis so, a whole bunch of C/D tiers gays got their voices heard. +--- 137054043 +>>137054017 +I never read nubia and the amazons, but maybe I should check it out before next SOP season. +--- 137054063 +>>137054017 +It actually fits pretty well with what we know of the amazons and the metaphysics of the DC universe. +--- 137054126 +>>137054017 +This is why conservatives will always be shitty writers and artists. +Souls exist in the DC universe, they just do so not is it possible for a man to be born with a woman making them a transwoman but that same transwomen could get killed by a man angry that she is a transwoman and that same female soul could then get reincarnated as an amazon as all amazons are the reincarnated spirits of women killed by men motivated by misogyny. +--- 137054139 +>>137053595 +So glad they felt the need to gaywash a character from the 40 just because you made his retarded Nu 52 counterpart gay +--- 137054150 +>>137054126 +Men cannot be women and women cannot be men. There's a reason why Nightwing will never fuck Dreamer. +--- 137054160 +>>137054139 +Blame James Robinson. +--- 137054164 +>>137053884 +Oh that's what this is + +>>137053887 +Misunderstood, carry on +--- 137054180 +>>137054126 +Are trans people trying to seriously claim reincarnation lmfao talk about appropriation +--- 137054184 +>>137054160 +Why would I blame James Robinson for making a gay OC called Alan Scott when the Tynion was the guy who made the original Alan Scott gay? +--- 137054202 +>>137054139 +Sure was nice of all those telepathic villains Alan fought to never out him as gay. +--- 137054211 +>>137054184 +Because it was James Robinson making Alan Scott gay in his terrible Earth 2 book that allowed for Tynion to turn the original Alan Scott gay in the main DCU. + +It all comes back to James Robinson. +--- 137054227 +>>137054150 +>Men cannot be women and women cannot be men. +Men cannot shoot fricking laser beams out of their eyes either +--- 137054234 +>>137053891 +Im so happy that she's still in her lesbian threesome. God I miss Secret Six +--- 137054245 +>>137054211 +>Because it was James Robinson making Alan Scott gay in his terrible Earth 2 book that allowed for Tynion to turn the original Alan Scott gay in the main DCU. +No it wasn't, it's the fact that Tynion was Scot Snyder's little toadie that allowed him to turn alan scott in the main DCU. +--- 137054264 +Where is Mallah and Brain? +--- 137054275 +>>137054227 +Laser beams are more realistic than biological men becoming women. +>>137054245 +Scott Snyder was one of the worst things to happen to Batman. +--- 137054295 +>>137054202 +And it was nice of Alan to plug away at Harlequin despite not finding her attractive in any way shape or form. +--- 137054298 +>>137054264 +Uh...doesn't that count as gorilla x human? +--- 137054309 +>>137054264 +They broke up and Mallah tried to kill Brain. +--- 137054316 +>>137054126 +The fuck +--- 137054408 +>>137053498 (OP) +no ultrahumanite? +--- 137054428 +>>137053498 (OP) +>Pride +--- 137054445 +>>137054275 +>Laser beams are more realistic than biological men becoming women. +What about straightup magic anon? +--- 137054455 +>>137053561 +>hates dinosaurs +This is genuinely more annoying than his existence as a forced diversity love interest. +--- 137054481 +>>137054445 +Played up as a joke in Zatanna comics. +--- 137054482 +>>137053642 +>She also began a relationship with Etta +Wait wut +When was THAT a thing? Am I taking crazy pills because I cannot remember that from New 52 or Rebirth, and they recently showed up in the same story without acknowledging any kind of history +--- 137054507 +I don't read Marvel do they put out shit like this? +--- 137054510 +>>137054295 +Yeah and not just Harlequin but Rose Canton too. I mean he didn't even need to secretly impregnate but I guess anything to throw people off the gay trial. +--- 137054523 +>>137053498 (OP) +>LGBTQ +IA? +I swear they keep adding letters to that shit every year. What even is IA +--- 137054552 +I realised I don't actually have anything against trannies or queers if only because I've hardly ever actually met any, I just fucking hate the idjits treating them the way children's programming in the 90s treated environmentalism-affiliated characters: Virtue signalling PSA mascots crudely shoved into everything to assert moral superiority with. + +I don't know much about the alphabet soup community, but who the FUCK wants to be represented by CHEETAH? Other than the furries I mean. +--- 137054559 +>>137054523 +I'm not a part of the tranny gang, but if I recall I is Intersex and A is Asexual? +--- 137054563 +>>137053561 +>hates dinosaurs +--- 137054573 +>>137054523 +My guess is intersex and asexual, but fuck if I know. Maybe interns and academics are sexualities now. + +>>137054507 +They used to go harder on shit like this. Right now? They're doing it way, way less than DC is. +--- 137054581 +>>137053561 +>Dislikes: Smog +pussy +--- 137054594 +>>137054563 +>The state of DC Comics in 5 years +--- 137054600 +>>137054316 +Post crisis origin on the Amazons as written by George Perez changed them from mere mortals to Divine servants of the will of the greek goddesses. Part of this new origin is how Hera went down to the well of souls and reincarnate the souls of women killed by abusive men as the immortal amazons. +--- 137054678 +>>137054507 +Their closest equivalalent is Marvel Visionaries, which has actual stories in it in anthology format with creators of the minorty of that issue. Every single one has been SOP class, or had a major SOP component. +--- 137054691 +>>137054573 +Why does DC always copy the horrible shit Marvel was doing 5ish years ago? They never copy the good shit only the bad. +--- 137054718 +>>137054552 +It's true that for the most part issues like these and a lot of "storylines" are basically corporate back-patting and acting like that absolves them of the requirement to actually use the characters meaningfully. Of course it's better for a gay character to have storylines where the action is relevant to their job and the downtime is relevant to their personal life. Shitty as it was, that was one thing the recent Tim book did somewhat right. His boyfriend was distinctly on the back burner until he eventually got an issue after the arc; calling his presence a B plot would be generous. +--- 137054733 +>>137053498 (OP) +Mental illness faggotry +--- 137054759 +>>137054481 +So either Mike is a Transman withour gender dysphoria, a transwoman living the dream, or a man can magically become a woman in DC. +--- 137054784 +>>137054523 +Inteligence Artficial +Yeah Robots are part of the lgbt now +--- 137054830 +>>137054600 +>Part of this new origin is how Hera went down to the well of souls and reincarnate the souls of women killed by abusive men as the immortal amazons. +Real equality would make an island of Spartans or Myrmidons, who are the reincarnated souls of men killed by abusive women. +--- 137054864 +>>137054718 +I was never into the Batfamily even before horribly transfixed by Darkseid War enough to stop reading only Vertigo and figure out what the hell was going on in capeshit so I'll have to take your word for that. From what I've hleaned elsewhere the entire Batfamily saga seems to be a neverending downward spiral of emotional breakdowns and horribly relationship issues anyway, so Tim sucking a cock or two on the side really doesn't make him any more of a faggot in my eyes. + +>>137054691 +They're so consistent about it they straight up hired Bendis even though NOBODY buying books wanted them to do that. At this point my only explanation is because they are genuinely out of talent and creativity to actually write new ideas. I mean, look at Death Metal and Dark Crisis, they're just memberberries about better stories. + +Something Morgoth something evil cannot create only distort + +>>137054784 +Shouldn't all robots technically be asexual? + +>No, says Platinum, I want Will's willy +--- 137054867 +HemoGoblin should get revived. heck, make a Hemogoblin corps +--- 137054875 +>>137054678 +DC always looks at whar Marvel WAS doing and thinkingvit led to success. Like Bendis +--- 137054880 +>>137054830 +I'm surprised this hasn't been done already at some point in Amazon comics actually. We've had the odd modern Hercules invasion but never abused men founding their own nation. +--- 137054908 +>>137054600 +Wait, so... is Bia (I mean... come on...) a male soul reincarnated as an Amazon? Or an actual female soul in a male body? + +Otherwise, how is she trans if she is literally a female soul in a female body? +--- 137054926 +>>137054864 +DC needs another birtish invasion or something. +--- 137054974 +>>137054523 +Indian and Albanian +--- 137054977 +>>137054926 +Between the strikes, the government basically at cold war with the proles, and the fact that writing comic books is basically somewhere between gaming journalism and being a politician in terms of being a respectable career meaning that hardly anyone who can actually write would even want to get into it, I doubt one will ever happen again. +--- 137054994 +>>137054482 +It was a huge thing in Rucka's Rebirth + +Barbara was part of Diana, Etta and Steve's friend group, they went on adventures together +Barbara and Etta were a thing + +And then Barbara called Diana for help one day, she didn't show up and Barbara became Cursed to be Cheetah +So they broke up because Cheetah is sometimes a cannibal +--- 137055021 +>>137054600 +I could have sworn the Perez origin had them as women who died tragically being reincarnated by the power of multiple gods as the Amazons too. + +>>137054908 +>Man reincarnated as an Amazon +Yep that's the idea. +Fuckers need to take a leaf out of that one Sandman story about the dream cuckoo about how to write a tranny without it being cringe. + +>>137054994 +Thanks, anon. I'd have never guessed that from how they've never spoken since. Not even in a jilted lover way, in every Cheetah thing I can even dimly remember Etta being involved in they interact like total strangers. +--- 137055034 +>>137054908 +She was a trans woman when she died in her previous life + +When she was reincarnated by the Well of Souls she was presumably made biologically female, but they aren't exactly going to show us what genitals she has in a DC comic +--- 137055061 +>>137055034 +There was a time when DC comics would have gladly shown genitals. God I miss Vertigo. +--- 137055069 +>>137055021 +This happened like 2 months ago +--- 137055073 +>>137055034 +Are they actually an important character in Nubia or just some background character? +--- 137055086 +>>137055069 +--- 137055093 +>>137054908 +Bia is a woman's soul in an woman's body reflecting on her past mortal life as a woman's soul in a man's body. +--- 137055109 +>>137053876 +Celebrating? We're laughing at it +--- 137055119 +>>137055069 +>>137055086 +Man Etta is the one character you actually want to be fat. +--- 137055150 +>>137053498 (OP) +>>137053753 +I wonder why Siegfried and Steve Trevor aren't featured in this? +--- 137055155 +>>137055073 +Nubia's book introduced like 5 new Amazons straight out of the Well of Souls + +And Bia, by virtue of being the one who got the most social media attention for being trans, was the most important/got the most to do in the plot + +But she's still fairly secondary behind more established characters like Phillipus and Io and the Bana +She did kill a zombie by cutting it in half with her tiara last month +--- 137055169 +>>137055155 +This art is webcomic tier +--- 137055191 +>>137055069 +I remembered that but it felt so random (look at how not into it Etta is) I thought it was just a one-off thing. + +>>137055073 +HA, no. Nubia herself is basically a D-lister at this point despite initially being pushed as potential MC material, and DC has been making all the Amazon shit more insular and self-contained than ever. + +>>137055150 +They're not fucking, fujo. +At least they weren't, last I checked. If they are, my guess is because DC really wants to ignore Steve Trevor, and would fridge him if they thought anyone still cared. +--- 137055209 +>>137053561 +>dislikes dinosaurs +Truly a huge faggot. +--- 137055213 +>>137055155 +I'm guessing by this art the Nubia book isn't exactly a sale titan. +--- 137055240 +>>137055093 +Which shouldn't really be controversial to anyone. Reincarnation beliefs generally don't hold that the soul must be the same sex in every life. In Buddhism it's explicitly impossible for that to be the case since traditional conception of the process of reaching enlightenment requires sex change to be possible. +--- 137055253 +>>137055240 +Yeah but does hawkMAN and hawkWOMAN know about reincarnation beliefs? Evidently they work differently in DC. +--- 137055256 +you gonna post the rest of the book? +--- 137055258 +>>137054245 +As far as DC was concerned, gay E2 Alan Scott was going to be the only Alan Scott from that moment forward. That was the gauntlet to make Alan Scott gay from that moment onward. +--- 137055261 +>>137055213 +The Nubia book was a mini + +This is from a backup story in the main Wonder Woman book that was mostly about Mary Marvel +--- 137055271 +>>137055191 +>DC has been making all the Amazon shit more insular and self-contained than ever. +And I hate every second of it. No fun global adventures with amazons going out in man's world in the first in millennia, just bunch of bitches stuck in an island trading titles like baseball cards. +--- 137055277 +>>137055191 +Relax, I was only being facetious. Although there have been some to suspect that there might be more to Steve and Siggy than them being roomates. At the very least the art featuring the both of them seems to implicate it be it intentional or unintentional through their body language. I personally wonder if the two of them will get back with Diana as a throuple, I wouldn't be too surprised if DC tried to do that. +--- 137055290 +>>137055258 +>As far as DC was concerned, gay E2 Alan Scott was going to be the only Alan Scott from that moment forward. +No they didn't. +--- 137055321 +>>137055240 +>(Gender diverse inclusion character) shouldn't really be controversial to anyone +This is the most futile post you can make on this site of all places. + +>>137055213 +It was a complete nothingburger about Medusa having legitimate grievances and the Amazons shitting on her for them until she gave up and decided to join them. Just like Trial of the Amazons, you can completely ignore it and miss nothing of value lorewise for any of the Amazons you actually care about for reasons that have nothing to do with virtue signalling. + +>>137055271 +It's weird how they're even trying to do it with Yara and her tribe when the whole thing about Yara is that she didn't have any connection to Amazonshit, and in fact spent her entire main issue in Trial of the Amazons shitting on the Amazons for being retards worshipping retarded gods. + +Of course the event HAD to end with Diana giving her the Wonder Girl title because I guess all Amazons are editorially mandated to mindlessly subscribe to the same status quo unless they're named Grail, but even during that Yara's so rightfully flippant about it (yes, WHY is the grown woman called Wonder GIRL Diana? Fucking answer her already) it's almost like Yara's writer had a bunch of ideas for her shouted down to make her character a designated Wonder Woman cast member. + +>>137055277 +Fuck. That does track with DC's habit of aping Marvel in the worst ways, given similar shit being hinted at with Scott, Jean, Emma and Logan. +--- 137055337 +>>137055321 +>thing i made up +didn't ask don't care +--- 137055344 +>>137055034 +>>137055093 +What a contrived way of adding a diversity character. So she's just an Amazon with the trans prefix added to it. + +Imagine an actual trans Amazon, as in, an Amazon who is in a female body but wants to be male, in a society that shuns males, now that's a story. +--- 137055349 +>>137055337 +>thing I made up +no u +--- 137055367 +>>137055344 +Get a job at DC and tell it then +--- 137055374 +>>137053508 +Where's Tims bf +--- 137055389 +>>137055367 +If they need a /co/ poster to write stories for them, then the issue lies somewhere else, my good anon +--- 137055390 +>>137055344 +Funny, in Rebirth they added an intersex GODDESS who was kind of a petty bitch to Steve and super into Diana. But she completely flew under everyone's radar and was only recently just shown again in Lazarus Planet. + +Someone at DC must be kicking himself for not using her as a diversity virtual signalling point. I mean she actually had a character arc. Not a very interesting one and she was ultimately just there to hand Diana a powerup to beat Cheetah with the God-Killer sword but it was there. + +...oh yeah, the God Killer sword from New 52 is canon again. Don't ask how. Just know instead of doing any of it's cool shapeshifting shit, it just lets you shank gods to death. +--- 137055399 +>>137055344 +>now that's a story +Not a good one tho +--- 137055414 +The Amazon story that needs to be told most urgently is them fully cutting ties with the Olympians that repeatedly ruin everything for everyone. Not that halfbaked "you own your blessing now!" shit at the end of Diana's recent Lazarus Planet story I'm sure most of you have the good taste to avoid, full on "we don't worship you anymore, fuck off". + +Prove me wrong. +--- 137055419 +We need a /co/'s book of pride. +--- 137055424 +>>137055390 +Oh god how did they ever let it get this bad?!? Just a fucking vomit of snippets from everything that got a facebook like for the past decade it seems. +--- 137055435 +>>137055419 +The only person in it will be OP + +Followed by (You). +--- 137055453 +>>137055435 +And (You). +--- 137055457 +>>137055419 +>it's the just the Delano/Ennis run of Hellblazer +--- 137055470 +>>137055399 +Never claimed it was +--- 137055484 +>>137055419 +Is Spongebob in +--- 137055522 +>>137055424 +The sad thing is that even though she was kind of a clingy flighty bitch, Atlantiades' writing was still better than whatever the fuck DC is doing with Amazons right now. + +>>137055484 +Of course. +--- 137055546 +>>137055150 +>tfw no friend who can look at me with homolust and bedroom eyes (straight btw) + +why live +--- 137055578 +>>137053561 +>dislikes Dinosaurs +It is like DC wants people to hate this guy. Even the flame guy who flirted with Jon is better. +--- 137055649 +>>137053508 +This was my final last straw. As far as I am concerned, DC Comics committed suicide in November of 2011. I'm done. 35 years reading DC Comics and this is how it ends. So sad. +--- 137055670 +>>137055649 +Prime literally told you to quit as early as Death Metal. You have only yourself to blame for prolonging your own agony. +--- 137055700 +>>137055670 +DC's continuity has never been more fucked up. COIE was a mistake +--- 137055717 +>>137053997 +Invited them in? + +Current mythology is that the T was always part of the movement even when it was the Gay and Lesbian Alliance who, for some reason, ignored the T which totally started the movement in the first place +--- 137055726 +>>137053508 +Is Tim seriously 16 still? I thought he was 17. +--- 137055755 +>>137053561 +>dislikes dinosaurs +why? +--- 137055756 +>>137053525 +What a load of horse shit. Modern writers just love to shit on religion. A Budhist monk who forgoes sex and Earthly desires is not asexual. He is voluntarily celebate. Buddhism is one of the world's oldest religions. Making him asexual nullifies the sacrifice he made to follow it. These idiots cannot comprehend anything beyond their own secular alphabet cult. +--- 137055770 +>>137053498 (OP) +>No Joker +It was HIS turn +--- 137055778 +>>137053498 (OP) + +I'm an atheist and even I think this shit is the work of the devil. + +I would've destroyed the internet if I knew it would end up creating this. +--- 137055799 +>>137053498 (OP) +I thought it was going to be a story, this is lame +--- 137055806 +>>137054227 +>fricking +Jesus, /co/mblr is a true thing +--- 137055818 +>>137055770 +Oh yeah, kek. Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth. I have to assume there is some vestige of self-awareness at DC which thinks even the fucking Cheetah is a better gay rep than the Joker. + +>>137055778 +Meanwhile on certain gatcha games, the actual Whore of Bablyon is a rollable dragon loli waifu. And worse, may Allah forgive me, a Saibaface. +--- 137055822 +>>137053614 +Not that I like the character, but when did Ghost Maker ever show sexual attraction towards anything but murdering criminals? +--- 137055828 +>>137053595 +disgusting. Do people even like this? +--- 137055841 +>>137053614 +Fucking really? +He never does this fucking gay pose in the comics +--- 137055847 +>>137055806 +You JUST noticed? This is the only board I know where posters will celebrate femdom and try to discuss trans rights in good faith. /co/mblr has been a thing for years. + +>>137055822 +I have no idea. I always got the impression Ghost Maker was just Batman but with better gear and a smugger attitude, but limited to SEA instead of operating worldwide for some reason. + +Probably because Earth-1's SEA is full of some truly vile shit. +--- 137055858 +>>137055828 +Nope +--- 137055867 +>>137055822 +He was in a threesome with a man and a woman in Tynion's run. +--- 137055875 +>>137053985 +>Surprisingly, she failed to catch on like most of Future State. +>most + +Dont you mean all? +--- 137055897 +>>137055818 +Joker could literally declare desire to gargle batman's cock without any hint of humor to it and DC would still characterize it as simply an obsession induced by his insanity. Hell, I think there's a comic where he literally says he could fuck batman better than catwoman. I don't know why DC is so afraid of a PR disaster. Queer folk love villains and joker being gay would probably please Christians too because he's evil. Hell, you can't even say it goes against comic lore. The dude has been an effeminate batsimp longer than he's been a mobster. There's literally a comic where he wears drag, heels wig and all. +--- 137055898 +>>137055875 +From what I've seen Yara was actually fairly popular with fanartists and cosplayers, but for whatever reason DC itself stopped trying to push her very, very hard. It's utterly bizarre. + +Everything else though, yeah. Future State is scrapped. +--- 137055927 +>>137055867 +Okay but if the balls didn’t touch that’s just two straight dudes railing a chick +--- 137055941 +>>137055898 +Sad, I was excited about a Brazilian character. +--- 137055948 +>>137055897 +I think it's a symptom of DC wanting the Joker to simultaneously be Batman's ultimate nemesis, in a setting where Batman can and will defeat any given opposition with "preptime", and also the ultimately craven sociopathic wretch a human being can sink to becoming. It's like that shit with how one time he nearly totalled the entire Legion of Doom and got them flung into the sun, and another a cosmic being showed up to tell him he means nothing. Putting aside the fact that a COSMIC BEING showed up SPECIFICALLY to the JOKER to tell him a thing. + +DC doesn't want the Joker to be Actually Gay for Batman because that would mean acknowledging they have a meaningful relationship outside of being hero and villain. And that would make the Joker more important to Batman than Catwoman. +--- 137055958 +>>137055898 +Because DC is adverse to making money +--- 137055959 +>>137055941 (me) +Oh wait, I forgot about Fire, but still. +--- 137055967 +>>137055841 +But that exact pose was in his debut comic if I remember correctly. +--- 137055976 +>>137055898 +Because DC is adverse to making money +--- 137055986 +>>137053627 +Clearly got cured +>>137053642 +I thought she was yandere for batman +--- 137055989 +>>137055546 +You just have to find the right person, I suppose. +--- 137056022 +>>137055321 +Well at the very least, we do know that Siegfried and Wonder Woman are bisexual. +--- 137056023 +>>137055841 +wrong +--- 137056061 +>>137055948 +DC is stupid then. I don't see why Joker can't just be a gay cuck. Batman loves Catwoman. Joker is already openly in love with him (in various comics and cited by several writers). Nothing has to change, other than dropping all pretense and getting to sell hilarious pride merch with a fucking terrorist mascot, kek. + +Also my memory of justice league/legion of doom lore is ass water. When did that shit with the cosmic being happen? Was that batman who laughs or actual joker? I wanna search the issue. +--- 137056064 +>>137055806 +I guess Austin Powers is a little before your time. +--- 137056081 +>>137055986 +cured, the furry is married to gay dr strange and raising an angel daughter last time we saw him +--- 137056098 +>>137054428 +Kek, but /a/ +--- 137056297 +I'd legitimately feel less insulted if some skinhead called me faggot for 48 hours straight. This is so pandering and inauthentic that it makes my skin crawl. +--- 137056445 +>>137053498 (OP) +How could you forget them? +--- 137056456 +>>137053498 (OP) +>i just want a simple comic book story about good vs evil. not this forced gay shit + +i have both DC and Marvel get fucking buried manga +--- 137056480 +>>137056297 +You're inauthentic. +--- 137056543 +>>137056445 +I wonder what will lie in store for their Pride 2023 mini? diff --git a/co/137053544.txt b/co/137053544.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c906cc42f931eb58a03624f65d43f801200ae18e --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053544.txt @@ -0,0 +1,331 @@ +----- +--- 137053544 +Some Christians just hired Chris Savino of all people to make more cartoons. + +Chris. Savino. +--- 137053572 +>>137053544 (OP) +Their choice to hire him, if they feel he's earned a chance of redemption let them +If he fucks up, that's on him and them +--- 137053588 +>>137053544 (OP) +>Trying to make it look like he was responsible for Dexter's Lab and Powerpuff Girls +Cringe +--- 137053593 +>>137053572 +How did he fucks up? +--- 137053594 +What's wrong with Chris Savino? +--- 137053612 +>>137053544 (OP) +Leftoids reject their most loyal for saying retard or nigger and rightoids accept the lowest scum if they just say what they want to hear. +--- 137053613 +>>137053544 (OP) +That's because Chris is a "born again" Christian himself after the whole controversy, so of course they would hire him. +--- 137053617 +>>137053594 +If you're easily upset don't look it up, but he did something really disgusting and fucked up. He made The Loud House +--- 137053618 +>>137053544 (OP) +>becoming a Christian turns you into a new creation and gives you forgiveness of sins. +Christians say this, but 3/4 of the people still act the same. +--- 137053628 +>>137053544 (OP) +Didn't it turn out that Cheyenne Curtis (the one who led the metoo against him) was fucking him for two years? +--- 137053632 +>>137053544 (OP) +Holy based. He did nothing wrong +--- 137053641 +>>137053544 (OP) +Considering how Abrahamic religions are full of incest, he will fit there without problem. +--- 137053651 +>>137053594 +He was accused of "sexual" "harrassment" and because he is a lefty he made the mistake of apologising. He probably hugged someone once. Sort of like how Lassiter was meetood, where he didn't even initiate a hug, the woman who hugged him claimed he just "hugged back too long". +--- 137053652 +>>137053544 (OP) +>producer of my child hood PPG and Dexter +More like ruiner. Ever since he got on board Dexter, the quality dropped. It's like everything he touch dies a little. I don't care what he did to those sluts in the industry, he's just a shitty cartoonist. +--- 137053663 +>>137053544 (OP) +What the fuck is LOOR? +>>137053588 +It's funny because the episodes from both shows he directed are all universally hated by fans. +--- 137053673 +>>137053612 +Louis C.K. got away with it until the unrelated masturbation allegations came out against him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30#t=1m8s [Embed] +--- 137053684 +Is this guy being a fundamentalist Christian why the loud house has such a huge family ? +--- 137053769 +>>137053544 (OP) +>becoming a Christian turns you into a new creation and gives you forgiveness of sins +I thought that was baptism or confession, not just "becoming Christian"? +--- 137053841 +>>137053544 (OP) +I'm skeptical of anyone who just "becomes Christian" in the wake of getting caught for doing horrible things. It has an air of sanctimony and the response of the twitter account really comes across as holier-than-thou. + +Not to say that the twitter fags bitching about this are good people either. +--- 137053918 +>>137053841 +>humbling yourself and asking for forgiveness instead of continuing your sinful behavior and not admitting you did something wrong is sanctimonious +--- 137054064 +>>137053641 +Bro, literally every religion is full of incest. +--- 137054113 +>the producer and director of your entire childhood +Butch hartman uses this wording a lot too, is that a born again thing? Plus with tennapel what the fuck is in the water at Nickelodeon +--- 137054156 +>>137053544 (OP) +What did he do? +--- 137054205 +>>137053544 (OP) +So what did he do specifically that counted as sexual harassment? Did he make stupid jokes? Did he hug someone? Did actually do something heinous? +I remember working in a tech job where the whole office randomly slung raunchy jokes throughout the day. I only learned later on in other jobs that you could be fire for harassment over a stupid joke even if it's not aimed at anyone in particular +Guess we were all lucky that everyone including the bosses, both male and female, weren't thin skinned. It made the day less of a slog +--- 137054221 +>>137053918 +>sanctimony +except that Christianity is a hotbed of people who straight-up want to use it as an excuse to not take full accountability for their actions. You can turn to God all you want, just don't use it as an excuse to believe that you're easily forgiven. +--- 137054300 +>>137054205 +Got caught sending naughty pics to females co-workers and texting silly sex comments that he thought they wouldn't tell anyone +Pure evil I know +--- 137054361 +>>137053544 (OP) +>Fund What Hollywoodn't! A new streaming service unfiltered by Hollywood or Church Ladies. +--- 137054407 +>>137053544 (OP) +>producer and director of PPG and Dexter’s Lab +>let both go to shit the minute he became the showrunner +--- 137055429 +>>137053544 (OP) +He's gone full-on Butch Hartman +--- 137055480 +>>137053651 +> mistake of apologising. +Why is apologising bad? +--- 137055520 +Do people just expect cancelled creators to just shrivel up and die or what? guys gotta eat and he only has one skillset +--- 137055548 +>>137055480 +Once they smell blood, they'll go in for the kill. +--- 137055597 +>>137053544 (OP) +Why am I supposed to hate this guy again? + +>ruined PPG and Dexter's Lab +Cartoon Network shit in the 90s was always of mediocre quality first of so big fucking deal. Genndy did the Dexter's Lab redesigns (which was what most of the complaints were about), Plus those shows were clearly on a lesser budget and CN was trying to push new things at the time. + +Loud House has eclipsed both of those shows by immeasurable magnitudes, either way, so its not like its a matter of the guy's worth as a showrunner if he can out-do Sacred Cow Genndy. + +>muh 12 whores claimed he raped them over the course of 2 decades and not a single person who worked with Savino (including Craig, Genndy, Faust, and others) spoke out about it +The only one who seemed to actually have a legitimate gripe with Savino that wasn't shit like "his office was too dark" or "he made a busty nurse joke" was Cheyenne, who was allegedly his goomah for about 2 years. + +>he APOLOGIZED +The letter that was like "I regret if I offended anyone" was taken and twisted as a 100% admission of guilt for all 12 counts of rape, was the first sign that this whole thing was a load of shit. Add to the fact it took them leaking the story to that absolute rag Cartoon Brew and the whole thing is just full of holes. + +Savino is a fucking retard for not lawyering up though. Even if he was 100% absolutely guilty the other party fucked up so badly he could've gotten away with it still. +--- 137055602 +>>137055520 +Yes, apparently the idea of an entire industry being filled with people they already canceled never occurred to them. +--- 137055652 +>>137053544 (OP) +Go woke, go broke... then have to sell out to christian entertainment because all that shit doesn't get taxed by the government. +--- 137055653 +>>137053544 (OP) +ok, but that answer is based +--- 137055657 +Savino was assassinated. +--- 137055665 +>>137055597 +>Why am I supposed to hate this guy again? +He made the loud house +--- 137055672 +>>137055652 +>Go woke, go brok +what? +--- 137055673 +>>137053612 +this +--- 137055681 +>>137055597 +>Loud House has eclipsed +>Eclipsed +The show would not be nearly as popular if not for the abundance of porn that was made as soon as the teaser was released, as well as Nick going the TTGo route and having it on constantly to inflate the numbers. +--- 137055706 +>>137055681 +>The show would not be nearly as popular if not for the abundance of porn + +Lol, yeah, because the show that was hugely popular in the K-8 demographic and outdid Spongebob in ratings did so because of JCM pictures. Nick should give a contractor, right? +Get offline once and a while you faggot. +--- 137055719 +>>137053544 (OP) +He created Best Pony and thus can do no wrong. +--- 137055722 +>>137055672 +well considering he put gay couples in his show + +Also i'm not even like... against adding in the gay shit in cartoons, but he clearly did it as a performance. +--- 137055737 +>>137053544 (OP) +Did he become born again before or after the lust? +--- 137055749 +>>137055706 +Says the dude who’s defending the fuck out of Loud House and Savino, 2 things that are mediocre at best, the latter being considered one of the worst show runners after his seasons and redesigns of Dexters Lab tanked the series. Go back to /trash/ and jack off to the current LHG, clear your head a bit. +--- 137055771 +>>137055737 +After the lust. It’s the best way to try and save face and reignite some form of a career after being black listed for a while. +--- 137055788 +>>137055737 +Did he have any connections with Butch Hartman? +--- 137055790 +>>137053544 (OP) +Based Christians BTFOing faggot twittard. +We all deserve a 2nd chance and to be better. +--- 137055895 +>>137055790 +Being a sheep to an invisible higher power is based now apparently. +--- 137055903 +>>137054113 +Nick is like the single most watched kids channel, it's a middleground between CN and Disney, If you're just some normie who doesn't know cartoonists name dropping shit like that makes them know who it is. +--- 137055906 +>>137053544 (OP) +>Your entire childhoods + +No. He didn't. Neither did Butch Hartman +--- 137055930 +>>137053544 (OP) +>pedo groomer sexual abuser religion hires pedo groomer sexual abuser news at 11 + +I'm actually sort of kidding, he definitely fucked up and was an unquestionably evil creeper piece of shit BUT I actually think everyone should eventually be able to move on with their lives and redeem themselves and I'm a damn atheist I'm just not vindictive. If there's not hope for everyone to move on I don't see the point. + +Touting him as responsible for PPG and Dexter's Lab is dishonest and cringe as fuck though so fuck them, terrible start, that's just lies. Why do people have to be fucking weird and hateful nobody can just give people the chance to better themselves I guess. I mean I get it it's just pretty shit of everybody it would be better if people could honestly admit when they do evil shit and then honestly redeem themselves both. Instead no matter how vile everybody needs to pretend the world is black and white and ither people never did anything wrong ever or they're so corrupt you might as well just execute everyone who has ever made a mistake (so all human beings honestly, fuck). It's fucked up and sick. +--- 137055932 +>>137053544 (OP) +It’s funny how the woke cartoon community believes in redeeming villains (see Steven Universe) but then want to completely destroy people like Savino, Lasseter, CK, etc. +--- 137055934 +>>137053544 (OP) +>Sexual predator joins evangelicals +What a shock +--- 137055935 +>>137055895 +>t. thinks everyone should live in constant fear of being blacklisted for offending anyone +--- 137055950 +>>137053684 +Because christians are pop until you drop +--- 137055968 +>>137053544 (OP) +I have no respect for women so I don't see anything wrong with what he did +--- 137055970 +>>137053544 (OP) +>Chris. Savino. + +You mean the guy who did nothing wrong, except being guilty of flirting while not being a chad? +>>137053651 +Pretty much this. First off, never hit on coworkers. + +>>137055480 +Because alot of times, the accused did nothing wrong, but in a trial by twitter, the only way to coll down the mob vengeance is to "apologize" in order to back to some resemblance of normalcy. +--- 137056005 +>>137053651 +Women told each other to not be alone with him since he was in college, shut the fuck up. He has never denied anything. +--- 137056040 +>>137053612 +christ forgives all +leftists only understand inherited sin +--- 137056100 +>>137055932 +Do you remember how Alan Moore was really obviously and loudly beating this drum so loudly in Watchmen about how Rorschach's "good vs. evil with nothing in between" viewpoint was flawed and not an accurate picture of reality but a distorted and warped view or the world that was a result of mental illness? + +People say and see that but even talking about the Watchmen characters themselves they don't get that much less with actual people. Real people aren't "angels" or "demons" some of them are really mentally ill but most are this messy human mix. But for some reason people can't cope with this part of reality at all. I don't blame people and maybe it makes no practical difference but it's easier to just believe that people are I don't know literal monsters with no feelings or Gods who are saints and have no flaws or weaknesses at all. No real people are either extreme completely or so few people it rarely comes up and when that comes out people just go batshit. They can't cope with reality at all. + +By the way this guy is a fucked up gross asshole and I'm not saying that anyone should ever have to interact with him. But everyone is still a human being. +--- 137056114 +>>137055895 +Degenerate hands typed this post +--- 137056164 +>>137053544 (OP) +>>137053572 +>>137053588 +>>137053593 +>>137053594 +>>137053612 +>>137053613 +>>137053617 +>>137053618 +>>137053628 +>>137053632 +>>137053641 +>>137053651 +>>137053652 +>>137053663 +>>137053673 +>>137053684 +>>137053769 +>>137053841 +>>137053918 +>>137054064 +>>137054113 +>>137054156 +>>137054205 +>>137054221 +>>137054300 +>>137054361 +>>137054407 +>>137055429 +>>137055480 +>>137055520 +>>137055548 +>>137055597 +>>137055602 +>>137055652 +>>137055653 +>>137055657 +>>137055665 +>>137055672 +>>137055673 +>>137055681 +>>137055706 +>>137055719 +>>137055722 +>>137055737 +>>137055749 +>>137055771 +>>137055788 +>>137055790 +>>137055895 +>>137055903 +>>137055906 +>>137055930 +>>137055932 +>>137055934 +>>137055935 +>>137055950 +>>137055968 +>>137055970 +>>137056040 +>>137056100 +>>137056114 +--- 137056185 +>>137056164 +It's a cartoon retard +--- 137056317 +>>137053544 (OP) +They might just be fans of OediPuss +--- 137056371 +>>137053544 (OP) +it literally doesn't matter. Christian media almost always sucks ass. He'll be working on a shitty show that unartfully beats you over the head with the message +--- 137056406 +>>137054113 +>>137055903 +But neither Savino nor Hartman are Klasky Csupo +--- 137056488 +literally who +--- 137056504 +>>137053918 +I'm Christian. I'm just saying the tweet literally reads like "He found Jesus and has instantly been reborn into a sinless good man, which heathens like you would never understand!!" when people are understandably a little put off by a literal serial sexual harasser working on children's media. +--- 137056563 +>>137055652 +>all that shit doesn't get taxed by the government. +Christian media gets taxed. Churches themselves don't get taxed but you can't own a media company and magically avoid taxes because you slap Jesus on your shit. + +Idk maybe evangelical megachurch types have some loophole for that shit, but that's not supposed to be how it is. diff --git a/co/137053668.txt b/co/137053668.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..604096e161d69d1f4d72a38e70f74dddd28fd8da --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053668.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 137053668 +I watched a recent episode of American Dad, and let me tell you, it become my favorite one of all because of this attractive ghost, now insult me all you want, but she is my new ghost waifu +--- 137055588 +>>137053668 (OP) +She’s cute but since this is an American dad thread. I’ve also been watching the show lately and I really commend the show and the writing. It’s better then family guy because it feels like nothing is brought up for no reason. Per episode there might be one random joke that is never talked about or brought up but every joke usually has a second punchline to it. I respect it, it’s better then the family man +--- 137055829 +>>137053668 (OP) +I didn't know ghosts come in "Russian mail-order bride" now +--- 137055878 +Post more! +--- 137055883 +>>137053668 (OP) +What episode? +--- 137056205 +>>137053668 (OP) +Decent taste, but there's better ghost girls +--- 137056299 +>>137055829 +It was from a house sale. +--- 137056499 +>>137055883 +The Pleasanting at Smith House diff --git a/co/137053674.txt b/co/137053674.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..294305ee7b3b90d29d92318ae67b11a870bc3eac --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053674.txt @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +----- +--- 137053674 +The plans for 5G sounded god awful, but I don't actually hate this idea. +--- 137053866 +>>137053674 (OP) +No shit. + +You’re a butthurt Timfag who is upset that Tim Drake is a homosexual and Damian Wayne is now the most beloved normal Robin. + +Especially now that James Gunn revealed he loves Damian more and was going to make him the main Robin of the new New DCEU. + +/thread +--- 137055438 +>>137053866 +>Calling /thread on his own post + +You have to be 18 to post here diff --git a/co/137053696.txt b/co/137053696.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d24a18913ecfbd6539036e5df5db5fe7365e930b --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053696.txt @@ -0,0 +1,44 @@ +----- +--- 137053696 +Does this make any sense? +--- 137053733 +yeah +--- 137053745 +>>137053706 +>Cheese is still being shilled +--- 137053914 +>>137053696 (OP) +>>137053706 +I really don't get it. + +Also lol that Steven Universe trash is Illustrator considering how low effort their designs are. Illustrator is also responsible for that "globohomo" art style that everyone made a fuss about years back and SU looks almost identical to that. +--- 137053944 +>>137053706 +I can't believe Finn died of Figma. +--- 137053978 +>>137053944 +Who's Finn? +--- 137053994 +>>137053978 +figma balls +--- 137054070 +>>137053914 +After Effects is to blame for that also. It is a motion graphic software after all, and most corporate art style characters are made of basic shapes, which is what most of AE's mograph animations consists of... +--- 137054200 +>>137053706 +cheesechads win +--- 137054260 +Where's GIMP? +--- 137054304 +>>137053696 (OP) +>>137053706 +I'm racking my brain and I don't understand the connections-- and I use or have used more than half these programs. The only one that makes sense is Cheese being MS Paint because it's a program for retards where you can't actually do anything useful on it. The Adobe matches are a total blank to me. None of these personalities line up. +--- 137054426 +Only if you're schizophrenic. Like me. +--- 137054602 +>>137054260 +Robot Jones. +--- 137055375 +>Blossom as Indesign + +Can someone explain to me the relation between a powerpuff girl and a editorial design program? diff --git a/co/137053923.txt b/co/137053923.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2e1d6c6cd34723c1a7f249b797401f3bfa49ae7f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053923.txt @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +----- +--- 137053923 +Why they made him a retard? +--- 137053996 +read more comics +--- 137054016 +>>137053923 (OP) +I shouldn't have read Warlock comics before the movie. That was a mistake. +--- 137054028 +>>137054016 +why? +--- 137054278 +Where tf was he when Thanos snapped away half the universe? +--- 137055318 +>>137054278 +In the cocoon. +--- 137055354 +>>137054278 +Getting mommy milky from that golden lady as he grows up. +--- 137055439 +>>137053923 (OP) +Gunn probably set him up for Marvel to use for Infinity War/Endgame, they decided not to, now Gunn has a loose end to tie up and not enough time to properly flesh him out. +--- 137056096 +>>137053923 (OP) +James Gunn movie +What did you expect? +Gunn writes all the main male characters like this +--- 137056136 +>>137054278 +That they didn't bring him in for Infinity was a massive disservice +--- 137056155 +Not even in his farewell Gunn brings a classic character with the right costume shit hair cut and where the black eye shadows? not to mention the white eyes, it seems he doesn't like the look of anything that exists in the comics. +--- 137056175 +>>137055439 +That's probably the most likely reason why. The movie itself also felt very snippy about being fucked over by IW and Endgame so I wouldn't be surprised. +--- 137056236 +>>137056136 +The role of invincible flying brick was reserved for Captain Marvel +--- 137056255 +>>137053923 (OP) +Same question I've been asking about Peter Quill since 2014 +--- 137056257 +>>137056155 +He literally mentioned that unlike Superman, the Guardians were unknown and that gave him freedom to ignore the comics, what were you expecting? +--- 137056288 +Isn’t he like the Jesus Christ of Marvel? +--- 137056415 +>>137056257 +I hate that shit. He pretty much admitted he doesn't give a shit about the real Guardians, he just wanted a property where he could insert his bullshit self inserts. I wish the cosmic side had been managed by someone actually playing the cosmic game. Maybe we could've even gotten Warlock for Endgame. Instead we got that clown for ten years. diff --git a/co/137053986.txt b/co/137053986.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..31e625545cceb8729073ddb3789f80cd3ffde996 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137053986.txt @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +----- +--- 137053986 +Weird official crossovers +--- 137055246 +>>137053986 (OP) +>A character who was greatly inspired by a character meets said character +>Weird +Bitch, please. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FLRlVnHJQ [Embed] +--- 137055297 +>>137055246 +Pulpshit is not relevant in modern times, so it IS weird +--- 137055364 +>>137055297 +That comic is from the 70s +--- 137055449 +>>137055246 +>Hank gets the surfers board +>Unleashes cosmic propane flames +--- 137055535 +>>137055297 +Batman was created during the era of pulpshit +--- 137055620 +>>137055535 +he problem is that pulp heroes had their style of storytelling EVOLVE via superhero comics which quickly displaced them due to being more fantastical and engaging. Pulp stories, as the precursors to modern cape/action-adventure fiction, just feel too stereotypical and dated in their style to have mass appeal. +--- 137055632 +>>137053986 (OP) +those looney toons crossovers were great +--- 137056386 +>>137055620 +nigga you gay +--- 137056516 +>>137055364 +And he retired by the 80s diff --git a/co/137054188.txt b/co/137054188.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9622f52fc8de4c9ffca7527e083832a42a9b095d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054188.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 137054188 +Talk everything regarding The Man of Steel. I'll start: So if Parasite can absorb any type of energy, and temporarily gain the abilities of his victims, does that mean if he feeds off The Flash he'll be virtually unstoppable? +--- 137054235 +>>137054188 (OP) +All I know is jamal Campbell is an awful artist. Refused to add Superman to my pull because Ieas so ugly. Not that action is any prettier. +--- 137054312 +I didn't know Parasite had copy powers. I just thought he was a walking brick with energy drain. +--- 137054487 +only temporarily +--- 137054572 +He'd get super fast but he'd probably burn through it just as quick. Amazo has Flash's speed but he's only omnipotent in the cartoons. +Or whatever the writer wants, fuck it. +--- 137054582 +>>137054312 +Oh yeah totally. When he feeds off Superman he temporarily can mimic his powers. There are some cases in which Parasite feeds on normal people, and can briefly access their memories/physical skills. If he consumes basic energy like radiation or electricity, he just gets stronger physically. +>>137054487 +Right but wouldn't that mean Rudy is then connected to The Speed Force, and theoretically have an endless power source to feed off of with the added benefit of super speed? +--- 137054962 +>>137054582 +If he feeds enough he can mimic their appearance too. +--- 137055019 +>>137054962 +Since when? Normal victims die and become shriveled husks. Also random thought: what if Parasite mutated and gained a long barbed frog-like tongue as an offensive weapon? +--- 137055028 +What if Atomic Skull fought Parasite? Would Parasite become unstoppable? +--- 137055163 +>>137055028 +I guess they cancel each other out? Also random thought but does Atomic Skull need a redesign? There's been two, the classic green caped Atomic Skull and the modern purple one. I only ask due to obvious Ghost Rider comparisons. Also if you think about it Atomic Skull and Metallo have the exact same gimmick +--- 137055223 +>>137054582 +only temporarily +--- 137055237 +>>137055223 +Why only temporarily in this case? Once you're connected to the speed force, it's pretty much permanent isn't it? +--- 137055907 +>>137055019 +Around 2000 or so. + +>>137055163 +They have completely different gimmicks. Also combine the two designs with the classic withered look being the baseline but he's able to temporarily empower himself into a superform like he's an 80s cartoon villain that looks like the modern version. diff --git a/co/137054365.txt b/co/137054365.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0f111574f78368bb4f2582b669a0db01c1f4cbde --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054365.txt @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +----- +--- 137054365 +... +--- 137054383 +Hola. +--- 137054388 +>>137054365 (OP) +>Suavemente +--- 137054406 +No entiendo el chiste. +--- 137054459 +>>137054365 (OP) +>NO, esto NO es suavamente +--- 137054508 +RONALDINHO SOCCER +--- 137054522 +>>137054365 (OP) +--- 137054893 +>>137054365 (OP) +HAAAH +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyxA0n5SpDA [Embed] +--- 137054915 +>>137054522 +THEBABY. +--- 137054954 +>>137054365 (OP) +I really love the south american Gannandorf +--- 137055236 +My boy is back from the dead +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOB2mSALBiA [Embed] +--- 137055280 +>>137054365 (OP) +Suave +--- 137055288 +>>137054893 +>Ganondorf took all the drag-uh..... +--- 137055323 +>>137054893 +I can't stop laughing. +--- 137055355 +>no more NoPUNintendo +bros… +--- 137055380 +'member when? +--- 137055962 +>>137054522 +>AH +--- 137056001 +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvCsTca0uBc [Embed] +--- 137056110 +>>137055380 +>normalfags in the comments getting offended at the phrase newfags can't triforce diff --git a/co/137054457.txt b/co/137054457.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..60ff6ff317aa99a383a5835e945c7d9e7b637a98 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054457.txt @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +----- +--- 137054457 +Find out why +--- 137056055 +>>137054457 (OP) +Kill all women diff --git a/co/137054530.txt b/co/137054530.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9d3eaf49c9acfbb8fe64f94eea1594c7e92045e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054530.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 137054530 +Hey has anyone seen this? Kind of an obscure French cartoon that's somewhat new. What's /co/'s thoughts on it? +--- 137054603 +>>137054530 (OP) +Haven't watched it, but planning to. +--- 137054783 +>>137054530 (OP) +How many episodes was it? I remember an anon posting a mega with only 8 episodes I think +--- 137054837 +>>137054783 +I think that was Imago. diff --git a/co/137054764.txt b/co/137054764.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eb8752675eb4704ac2235829568c4493ad58c178 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054764.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 137054764 +>movie announced in 2018 +>no news since +what went wrong? +--- 137054820 +Several things can go wrong with movie development that causes it to be stuck in development hell or get cancelled by impatient execs. +--- 137054937 +>>137054764 (OP) +Development hell time +--- 137055055 +>>137054764 (OP) +>Emma Roberts +Damn so it really has been awhile with no updates then +--- 137055174 +>>137054764 (OP) +It literally has "ghost" in the title and you didn't expect it to die? +--- 137055879 +>>137055174 +yeah :( +--- 137056067 +>>137054764 (OP) +This is now a thread for announced /co/ stuff that went nowhere. diff --git a/co/137054771.txt b/co/137054771.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9fe1d1082a6cd9e8be30cae013bca9336703ac95 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054771.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 137054771 +Chris Savino, the creator of Loud House got hired for a new project. + +https://www.loor.tv/p/busted-bible-stories +--- 137054818 +So it's like Time Patrol? Could be cool, a little disappointed to see the episodes are just five minutes though. +--- 137054892 +Meh. I might watch one episode just for the sake of it. Apparently, this was announced almost a year ago, but people are just finding out about it. +--- 137054952 +>>137054771 (OP) +Didn’t know that the creator of Loud House is Christian. Isn’t the main character’s friend gay or something? Well props to him anyways, I guess he’ll help whatever gap is missing in christian entertainment since a lot of it is towards very small children or very old boomers +--- 137055065 +>>137054952 +>Didn’t know that the creator of Loud House is Christian. +Savino turned to God after he got #metoo'd and divorced by his wife. I dunno how he felt about faith before that though. + +>Isn’t the main character’s friend gay or something? +No, all his male friends have been shown to like girls. He has a female friend, but I don't think she's ever been shown to have a crush on anybody. His sister has a girlfriend though. +--- 137055121 +>>137055065 +--- 137055132 +>>137055121 +>the main character's friend +Harold and Howard aren't the main character's friends +--- 137055167 +The only Christian-related media I enjoy is Veggietales. Hopefully this is enjoyable as well. +--- 137055206 +oh Lord I know this is a sin but my Welshness makes me wanna fuck the shit out of sheep +--- 137055244 +>>137055132 +No sorry I posted that image to show that the Loud House shows a gay couple +--- 137055286 +You know, religious parents wouldn't have to fight so hard to keep their kids interested in religion if they just said it was okay to believe in God and like Harry Potter at the same time. +--- 137055459 +>Guy is accused for doing something fucked up +>Doesn't face any charges against him, mysteriously +Hmm... +--- 137055595 +>>137054771 (OP) +>Mentions Johnny Test as part of his resume +Really nigga? Of all the stuff you've worked in you chose THAT one? +--- 137055651 +>>137055286 +The majority of religious people aren't fundamentalists who balk at fiction having magic in it. I was born and baptised Anglician, went to a United church for years (they ran the apartment complex I lived in and the church was attached to it) and became an atheist at age 8 or 9. My mother went agnostic, my dad and sister Asatru, and my extended family had been atheist for a while. After my first break-up I took Intro to Philosophy in grade twelve and became a LaVeyan Satanist. Fast forward a few years and the combination of poor coping with a difficult family life in my teens and a falling out with a coworker at my best ever job so far forced me to rethink my worldview. Combine that with seeing the surge in both material distraction and social/emotional/spiritual suffering in the world and I was finally able to see a truth through faith I had never seen before. + +Unlike some Christians, I believe piety and fidelity are measured in SINCERITY rather than severity and the notion of faith-based hardassery with a side of no-fun allowed making anyone "more" religious is blatantly absurd. Puritanism and other forms of misanthropic fundamentalism are the poster children of Bad Faith as a concept. These groups often ignore explicit commands from Christ himself and put the clearly opinion based and interpretive words of saints first. Another bad faith tactic is citing the Old Testament for rules when Jesus rightly declares many times that he is the fulfillment of the law and that the love of God and each other is the most important principal and that which the interpretation of all other commands should be beholden to. +--- 137056392 +>>137054771 (OP) +Sounds blasphemous diff --git a/co/137054815.txt b/co/137054815.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fd708a855aa4c7915583badbee76eb34a5f79f39 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054815.txt @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +----- +--- 137054815 +>Who wants some? +--- 137054973 +>>137054815 (OP) +Oh god, Dexter was the creator of the fuckin Dreadknight for the Gray Knights. Bring me my Centurion +--- 137055000 +>>137054973 +Nerd +--- 137055020 +>>137055000 +Nigger we're both on an anime imageboard. We're both turbo nerds +--- 137055372 +>>137054815 (OP) +Remember the TV Troper who compared this episode to a school shooting? +--- 137055385 +>>137055000 +Wasted trips +--- 137055391 +>>137055020 +Yeah but im cool when i do it and you're not diff --git a/co/137054819.txt b/co/137054819.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..d91645e2000c578a5d8908dd4c226c80d696de45 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054819.txt @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +----- +--- 137054819 +>it's time to worship our favorite sugarflake. +--- 137054840 +>>137054819 (OP) +I like her. +--- 137055259 +>>137054819 (OP) +Why does nobody comment on the fact she's fucking pink?! +--- 137055313 +>>137055259 +she is a person of beetroot color you bigot +--- 137055381 +>>137054819 (OP) +I really really really liked the music in this show! +--- 137055416 +>>137054819 (OP) +>sugarflake +never heard that one before +--- 137055432 +>>137054819 (OP) +I honestly can't understand how such a based villain ended up in an average cartoon like Kipo. Scarlemagne is a way better character than the main cast. +The frog guy was also great. +--- 137055461 +>just casually murders her brother +--- 137055541 +>>137055432 +He was pretty good. Damn shame they killed him off. +--- 137055640 +>>137055541 +He died in a fucking car crash lmao +I don't really care since this is a story that doesn't need a sequel +--- 137055691 +>>137055432 +Nah, Wolf deserved a better show too. +--- 137056439 +>>137055461 +Serves him right for hanging out with mutes +--- 137056552 +Old Dirty Billions was the least expected Wu Tang reference I've ever seen in a cartoon. +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRblYfKwa88 [Embed] diff --git a/co/137054936.txt b/co/137054936.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..34ce274e7be995ae14e428f307e68d3035c56684 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137054936.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 137054936 +Season 2 is out diff --git a/co/137055285.txt b/co/137055285.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20058909a28fc93d48b5f68b0aafb9d84dd8e3b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055285.txt @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +----- +--- 137055285 +So are they really just ruined forever? +--- 137055477 +>>137055285 (OP) +Nobody but hipsters care about King's Mister Miracle. +--- 137055543 +>>137055285 (OP) +How are they ruined? +--- 137055605 +>>137055543 +Obviously Tom king's Mister Mirscle is just too seminal of a work to be ignored. +--- 137055623 +>>137055543 +They haven't been seen since King's Mister Miracle run and the way that it ends is a massive fuck you to their relationship. +--- 137055648 +>>137055285 (OP) +nice arm definition diff --git a/co/137055320.txt b/co/137055320.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc82d9cf6e385a8272c75392bf9a3d06c6fd686c --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055320.txt @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +----- +--- 137055320 +The funniest part about this scene is that if he really was Homer Simpson, this scene would've just been a slapstick scene where Homer gets shocked and you can see his cartoon skeleton outline before passing out. +--- 137055333 +>>137055320 (OP) +That's the joke +--- 137055668 +>>137055320 (OP) +According the writers of this episode and this scene and this character over and over again in multiple interviews and commentaries for decades that is the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT AND INTENDED MESSAGE OF THIS ENTIRE FUCKING EPISODE so congratulations I guess. + +Cartoon logic = / = real life logic and that is the entire beginning and end of the entire goddamn point they were trying so goddamn hard to make to everybody, ACCORDING TO THEM. +--- 137055697 +>zoomers are now finding out about Homer's Enemy and making claims that were obvious back when it aired as some big revelation +--- 137055758 +Did you know that in the "steamed hams" sequence Chalmers belives Skinner's excuses even though they aren't very good? It's true. +--- 137055804 +>>137055758 +holy fucking lol +>>137055697 +>>137055668 +"Cartoons are not real life" is not just a goddamn fuckin revelation but a CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT to Zoomers who think these are films of real things that actually happened they are so fucking goddam batshit insane and more divorced from reality than all of their parents are from each other +--- 137056119 +thanks for reminding me that I made a version of this with him grabbing the high voltage cables. I doubt you'll find it if you search the archives because I only posted it once unlike you circle jerking discord trannies who force memes +--- 137056569 +>>137056119 +post it faggot diff --git a/co/137055340.txt b/co/137055340.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..76743b451d9b14c0c35f11ecc9c074db96edff2d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055340.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 137055340 +Did they...you know... +--- 137056068 +>>137055340 (OP) +--- 137056108 +>>137055340 (OP) +You know goddamned well they did +--- 137056135 +>>137055340 (OP) +Kiss and stroke each other's hair? Yeah, they did. Weisman is a disgusting deviant. +--- 137056566 +>>137055340 (OP) +They did, and since gargoyle males are canonically massive, with Goliath especially so, it's probably ruined just for him. diff --git a/co/137055345.txt b/co/137055345.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9ec71b098a3f595e87e7bf348106b9831a247c3d --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055345.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 137055345 +https://bing.com/create + +Show your incredible creations +--- 137055382 +>>137055345 (OP) +I tried... diff --git a/co/137055377.txt b/co/137055377.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5e87c9705c1ba0418a04489f707f78a9c95a004f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055377.txt @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +----- +--- 137055377 +I love the way TTG panders. +--- 137055387 +>>137055377 (OP) +but the art style isn't sexually appealing +--- 137055396 +>>137055377 (OP) +agreed +--- 137055405 +>>137055387 +Maybe not to you. +--- 137055639 +>>137055387 +Anyone got the screencap edits? I need them. +--- 137055812 +>>137055377 (OP) +They haven't done enough of it lately. + +>>137055387 +Sometimes the concept is enough. +--- 137055830 +>>137055387 +I enjoy it +--- 137055849 +they know who their audience is they even made a whole episode about it +--- 137055851 +>>137055812 +>you will never snap a photo of Raven's bare ass +--- 137056325 +https://vocaroo.com/12P3ZDpeEpFw +https://vocaroo.com/1gLudaJnFThO diff --git a/co/137055384.txt b/co/137055384.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2b06e2301f317b0089dd2a69ee33ab19a6078787 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055384.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +----- +--- 137055384 +https://youtu.be/U6n7aMfxKec [Embed] +>Meghan Trainor +>Dr. Phil +>Jay Leno +>Tom Green +Only one of these names is dated in a different way +--- 137055411 +>>137044126 → +>>137044126 → +>>137044126 → +>>137044126 → diff --git a/co/137055536.txt b/co/137055536.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c996b16644ac9304d4e8c7349be8042e563fa8c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055536.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 137055536 +With rumours about MW6 covering the clan invasion do you think it will be a good chance to get a new animated series? In terms of mech animation you got like 80 percent of the job already done, I am not sure if characters should be 2D or 3D though. diff --git a/co/137055679.txt b/co/137055679.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1780e6ddb9d4cd8c84303ab96622e03b2d9abc09 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055679.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +----- +--- 137055679 +King and Queen Marigold +--- 137055718 +is this a Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom thread or some shit? yeah sure I'd fuck Nanny Plum but for her personality +--- 137055767 +>>137055718 +and I'll do Fleur because I am a criminal (ends wrong) diff --git a/co/137055701.txt b/co/137055701.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e690b2f3066e7897fce856479344a0b403e54e93 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055701.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +----- +--- 137055701 +It's happening! +--- 137055725 +>>137055701 (OP) +did he just rip out the silver core? +--- 137055811 +For everyone reading this, you should absolutely see this on the actual site, because it's another of those pages that expands beyond the bounds of the regular page. + +>>137055725 +He ripped Anadyne out of the silver flesh monstrosity. Her body is gone, all that's left is her soul, which is attached to her heart. + +(In Kasslyne, the soul is tethered to the heart, and is released and taken by the khert as soon as the heart stops beating-- so as long as the silver forces Anadyne's heart to keep beating, she's trapped here.) +--- 137055859 +UH OH IS TIME FOR BIRD +--- 137055862 +>>137055701 (OP) +>>137055811 +>For everyone reading this, you should absolutely see this on the actual site, because it's another of those pages that expands beyond the bounds of the regular page. +God damn that is a burn. +--- 137055874 +shiiiiiit +--- 137055890 +>>137055701 (OP) +RESTORE SHIELD, FUCKERS +--- 137056028 +So what's she gonna do now that she has her bone marrow back? +--- 137056029 +>>137055701 (OP) +is that mewtwo? +--- 137056049 +>>137055862 +>you crawled out of stockyard's whorehouse and straight into mine +Goddamn what a hard ass line. +--- 137056069 +>>137055701 (OP) +Based Prakhuta prefers his chicken bone-in +--- 137056149 +>>137055701 (OP) +That's straight gangsta. +--- 137056188 +BREAK ON THRU TO THE OTHER SIDE +https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r679Hhs9Zs [Embed] +--- 137056198 +High IQ anons, what are the lizard and the bird going to do with Anadyne's soul? +--- 137056284 +>>137056198 +Non-spiderpaw made horrors beyond Anadyne's comprehension, surely. +--- 137056369 +>>137056198 +a) cocktease the khert into trying to take in Ana's soul to create a way for Ilganyag to get out +b) make her a new body, with fatter and lewder tits +--- 137056421 +>>137056198 +Ana’s soul is there to make the Khert BLIP open. That’s what it does- it opens to accept a soul on its death, and Ana is technically still alive. + +Once the Khert is open, Sette and Duane can keep that hole open and make it even bigger- Murkoph nearly came through twice after Sette’s fall into the Khert, and Lady I is physically THERE. She needs to LEAVE. + +This is all to get her out. +--- 137056471 +>>137056421 +But she can't just leave, or so she says. I'm not even sure just giving back her bone marrow will fix that. + +I think Lady I is going to use Anadyne's soul as a way to become a spiderpaw. We already know she craves spiderpaw things. +--- 137056490 +>>137055701 (OP) +Poor fucking Ana can't even destroy humanity right +--- 137056535 +>>137056471 +One of the reasons she can’t leave is because of her hollow bones, and here’s her marrow ready to fill it all in again and give her the structure necessary to leave… she just needs to physically get to it + +But also that’s such a cool so either or both +--- 137056537 +It's funny how much suffering could've been avoided if Jivi had killed Cutter with that blow to the head +--- 137056541 +>>137056471 +And then she's going to FUCK duane3 +--- 137056547 +>>137056198 +Probably discard it. Ana was never necessary for this to happen. Her role was improvised to pilot the silver so Prakhuta could manage the Two-Toe rebellion as a distraction and improve his chances of success but the original plan was to just roll the silver into Morstorben in a wagon. + +Once the silver releases her heart it will die and her soul taken by the Khert and fractured into memories as normal. I don't think tittybird or Prakhuta are the sort of people to grant Ana some kind of reward for her help. + +I think it's clear now that neither Sette or Duane are necessary either, that they were failsafes to ensure the Silver made the journey. Basically Sette's only purpose in this whole schtick was to act as payment to Starfish. And for Duane this whole journey as Bastion planned it was to ensure Sette got there and to test Duane's capacities. Because despite Prakhuta asking Duane where Sette was I don't think that was meant to imply Sette was a vital ingredient to all this but rather Duane and Sette being there confirmed tittybird's predictions of the future to him. +--- 137056555 +>>137056471 +I think this anon is on to something, of she returns even with her marrow and being a powerful titty bird with a lot of knowledge, mere senet beasts are not actually all that powerful, she couldn't beat an army or anything wrights or not, becoming a human ala cutter becoming a powerful mage with vast intimate knowledge of the khert and perhaps the ability to reprogram the hubs or undo the programming that's been done to them could be the real escalation. diff --git a/co/137055714.txt b/co/137055714.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..bc909f5786526b825224dce2e0aa2d957344b3eb --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055714.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +----- +--- 137055714 +Genuinely miss them +--- 137055881 +it doesn't matter how much online couples talk about sex, you will never get the chance to fuck any of them. once you realize this, you will know peace. +--- 137055905 +>>137055714 (OP) +What happened? +--- 137055924 +>>137055881 +Emi is one of the ugliest girls I have ever seen. I don't want to go anywhere near her. +--- 137055956 +>>137055714 (OP) +I don't. Fucking queers made like 7 channels to get that extra Youtube revenue by pumping out shitty videos. They were trying way to hard to make Jaltoid a conglomerate but failed horribly. +>>137055905 +Dalton became a tranny faggot. At least he lost weight that way. I don't know if Emi did though. She's probably still an overweight slampig. +--- 137055957 +>>137055924 +Eh, I've seen far, far worse. Sure, she aint a knock out in any sense, but I could still see people sexing her without drinking first. +--- 137055987 +>>137055905 +Dalton became trans +--- 137055998 +>>137055956 +Apparently Emi lost weight after people found out how fat she was + +>>137055714 (OP) +What happened to these guys +--- 137056044 +>>137055956 +>Became a tranny. +Yeah, he has that look to him. +--- 137056056 +>>137055956 +>>137055987 +He wouldn't sink that low +--- 137056290 +>>137055905 +>>137055956 +They became furry adoptable creators on deviantart +https://www.deviantart.com/plushpon +--- 137056335 +>>137055714 (OP) +For an animation channel that was around for a surprisingly short while, it's impressive they were able to parody a multitude of hot topics with stylish visuals. + +I still see a lot of fanart for those girls they drew a decade ago. +--- 137056405 +>>137056335 +>animation channel +They made way more gaming shit than animations. They're a gaming channel. diff --git a/co/137055798.txt b/co/137055798.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..7e11ebb7ae14540fcd05fcabd6788ffc07e073a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055798.txt @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +----- +--- 137055798 +Which of these shows won, /co/? +--- 137055805 +Won what? +--- 137055843 +>>137055805 +The prize for better cartoon +--- 137055856 +>>137055843 +Neither, then. +--- 137055882 +>>137055798 (OP) +Adventure Time started nose diving in quality despite having an amazing premise, Regular Show had a gradual decline until it couldn't justify existing. I'd rather watch a random episode from Regular Show than Adventure Time +--- 137055891 +>>137055798 (OP) +The only people who really love Adventure Time are younger millennials and gay autistic zoomers. Meanwhile the only people who really love Regular Show are retarded dude bros who don't wash their ass and have only seen/remember the first 3 seasons and not the garbage from the rest of the show. In the end neither won and MAD was better. +--- 137056265 +>>137055798 (OP) +I’d rather rewatch Regular Show than Adventure Time if that means anything. diff --git a/co/137055801.txt b/co/137055801.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..84429927b37c235caa58f1929a3b686bd858631f --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055801.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 137055801 +>Marvel, allow me to introduce our answer to Superman, meet Wonder Man +--- 137055981 +Yellowjacket has been making some weird allies lately diff --git a/co/137055869.txt b/co/137055869.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..96e8d560042c0e980cac137c6c779e29bd0ebeaa --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055869.txt @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +----- +--- 137055869 +Don't be weird, dude... +--- 137056021 +>>137055869 (OP) +Get help sicko. +--- 137056048 +>>137055869 (OP) +Canon girl Marvel. +--- 137056182 +I'd read/watch. +--- 137056282 +Would Billy in this scenerio get gender dysphoria as either his boy self, or superhero women self? Was the wizard doing a gift, to be your real self. + +And would you let the homies hit it, if you turned into a lady? +--- 137056376 +Anybody reading her new series? +--- 137056551 +Gender Wizard +--- 137056572 +>>137056282 +>And would you let the homies hit it, if you turned into a lady? +Wouldn't let them not diff --git a/co/137055894.txt b/co/137055894.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..43ef7d33ea4aaa34d679807bbd13d7bdf09ad3a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055894.txt @@ -0,0 +1,37 @@ +----- +--- 137055894 +>*makes the greatest animated series of all time* +>dips + +Anyone else like this? +--- 137055921 +>>137055894 (OP) +People who are actually good don't just give up on the art form. They care about it +--- 137055943 +>>137055921 +List all the things Pen Ward owes you. Go ahead, I'll wait. +--- 137055988 +>>137055943 +Good job on making your thread look like shit with a demented response +--- 137056027 +>>137055894 (OP) +That's not Danny Antonucci +--- 137056060 +>>137055894 (OP) +He didnt even get through a few seasons before dipping +--- 137056111 +What did Pendleton Ward mean by this? +--- 137056116 +>>137055921 +Not true, plenty of greats gave up. +--- 137056191 +>>137055894 (OP) +He was far too kind. He let parasites cling to the underbelly of his work and rot it from the outside in. +--- 137056308 +>>137055921 +Guy, I work in animation and worked on the Owl House. I think you’d support lgbtq. Just let me poop in your butt. Trust me. Our intern was hesitant at first too, but I convinced him. Just try it. +--- 137056436 +>>137055921 +You can go mad in the process when you realize that your art was all a lie all along + +Ether die a hero or diff --git a/co/137055911.txt b/co/137055911.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..cb1410cf7481b19eb2ee68729ce839a6676ce878 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055911.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +----- +--- 137055911 +I remember when they first aired Batman TAS. Sweet, sweet Batman TAS. I always hated it! +--- 137056173 +>>137055911 (OP) +But why? +--- 137056493 +>>137055911 (OP) +O-oh but this cartoon isn't for watching it's for... +You hate review it and it makes you really popular! +--- 137056557 +THEY’RE SELLING DCAU SHOWS!!! diff --git a/co/137055929.txt b/co/137055929.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..97ca3def2df373f57aa4ac3311ebf73f7c0e56ff --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055929.txt @@ -0,0 +1,352 @@ +----- +--- 137055929 +>1. Love RWBY, hate RWBY, just don't tell us it's good +>2. Read the Pastebin: http://rwbyg.com/ +>3. Arguing about the thread isn’t discussion +>4. Arguing about E-Celeb garbage isn’t discussion +>5. Don't believe their lies + +RECENT RWBY EVENTS: +Volume 9 Chapter Chapter 10 - Of Solitude and Self, Out Now on Crunchyroll +Volume 9 Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnLt2OIFME [Embed] [Embed] +RWBY Arrowfell Trailer (Out Now): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBtc7gWpOHE [Embed] [Embed] +RWBY ANIME SERIES “RWBY: Ice Queendom” by studio SHAFT out now in both Sub and Dub +Previous thread >>137050975 → +--- 137055961 +>>137055929 (OP) +>Yang best mom +--- 137055966 +Man last thread got fucking dark huh? +Im gonna try to lighten the mood. +If any character could fart at any point in the story so far, where would you place it? +>V8 when Nora is jacked on electricity +--- 137055978 +>>137055961 +This is what CRWBY took from us by making Yang gay +--- 137055979 +>"I'm sorry Ren, but your friend Nora, has decided to partake in what i am told is commonly called the 'burning of the coal' and now it is up to her to pay the emotional and physical toll, But onto more pressing issues, Ren, My brother Whitley is as queer as a counterfeit 3 Lien note, And i have suspicions that Weiss may be headed down the same path with that Rose girl, Ren, My mother is barren, She can no longer have children, Asides from me every other branch of the Schnee family tree has effectively wilted, It needs to be watered Ren, with your baby batter" +--- 137055982 +i aint gay but i would hug all u niggas +--- 137055996 +>>137055961 +P2. +--- 137056000 +They won +--- 137056002 +>>137055929 (OP) +--- 137056009 +At the end of the day, we know who to blame. +--- 137056018 +>>137055979 +>my sister may be headed down the same path with that Rose girl +Nah, they're both getting that Arc seed +--- 137056020 +>>137055966 +>Im gonna try to lighten the mood +>ENTER +--- 137056024 +>>137055929 (OP) +>[Embed] [Embed] +>Page 9 post +You're really shoving this shit huh? +--- 137056032 +>*Total pin-drop silence in Ozpin's office broken only by the ticking of the clock* +>Ozpin, Ironwood sit opposite Winter and Ren. Ozpin and Ren looking equally deadpan, While Ironwood has his forehead in his hands, Winter one of her hands covering her eyes, cheeks red as beets. [very clearly hung-over] +>"So. Let's run over this one more time Winter, You attended a party being held by Beacon students WHILE IN ATLAS UNIFORM!" +>"I...Yes...Weiss invited me to this party...Which she and the rest of her team were going to because of the blonde one...Yang" +>"And then at this party, You saw huntsmen-in-training, WHO ARE ALL BELOW DRINKING AGE, Consuming alcohol and didn't make ANY attempt to stop them???" +>"That was my first thought when i saw them drinking! It's just...Weiss invited me...If i broke up the party...or...took away the alcohol...they'd never let her live it down...I just wanted to show my sister i wasn't such a dragon for once..." +>"And then, Once you settled at this party Winter, WHILE STILL IN ATLAS UNIFORM, You began to drink..." +>"Yang...She brought drinks, to the table we were sitting at...for all of us...My family cant hold alcohol very well, as we all see...I just thought...One drink, so i didn't seem so uptight to everyone..." +>"...But then there was a second round, and a third round...and then i think i was off just having drinks by myself..." +>"And so then, you became SO inebriated, WHILE I'LL SAY AGAIN, IN ATLAS UNIFORM, You met the equally intoxicated Lie-Ren, WHO IS A STUDENT AT BEACON! Had some exchange you only half recall." +>"Please don't say it again!" +>"You both went back to Ren's TEAM DORMITORY INSIDE BEACON and BROUGHT EVEN MORE ALCOHOL WITH YOU. And after even more drinks and talking about...whatever! the both of you..." +>"HAD SEX! YES! Please! I said you didn't need to explain it again! I already feel awful!, if the both of you can't tell!" +>Ozpin chimes in. +>"And...were found by the rest of Ren's team the next morning... +--- 137056033 +>>137055929 (OP) +I LOVE WOOBY! +--- 137056039 +LEGOs? +--- 137056050 +Before things get too light someone screencap Trauma Anon me screencapping his own trauma +--- 137056062 +>>137056039 +I don't get this post + +>>137056033 +WOOOOOOOOOBY +--- 137056066 +>>137056020 +holy shit +--- 137056072 +>>137056039 +>Lego suck +--- 137056077 +>>137055982 +And put a knife in my back, probably. +--- 137056086 +>>137056072 +what is going on here +--- 137056099 +>>137056020 +Fuck man that one gets me every time +--- 137056101 +Kali is going to be so disappointed now that she's never gonna get grandbabies to spoil. +How can Blake be so selfish? +--- 137056102 +Reminder that Neo likely has not wiped her ass since falling off the Nevermore. +--- 137056115 +BNUUY +--- 137056118 +>>137056020 +--- 137056123 +>mfw I read all this sadposting before bed +--- 137056147 +>>137056024 +>>137056118 +>>137056099 +--- 137056159 +>>137056123 +Suffering builds character +--- 137056161 +>>137056147 +oops, tagged wrong anon lol +--- 137056167 +Crossover event when? +--- 137056180 +I want Tock to kidnap me and satisfy her sadistic desires by torturing me +--- 137056187 +>>137056147 +>>137056020 +If you want some feels then watch this https://youtu.be/MlFpsFn3zL8 [Embed] +--- 137056190 +>>137055996 +>Yang sits in the kitchen crying +>The dreams are too vivid, too real. She cant tell which life is her real one at this point +>She doesnt want to go back to the cluttered appartment that reaks of animal fur and stale food +>A weight in her lap snaps her back to reality +>Nana, her youngest daughter and climbed into her lap. The toddler stands up, Yang is sure to steady her so she doesnt fall +>"Why yoo cryin mama? Why so sad?" +>"Oh baby, its nothing, Mommy is just being silly." Yang says wiping her eyes and embracing her daughter like a drowning man clinging to a life raft +>"Now, lets go find your daddy and your sister, and do something fun! I feel like getting out of the house for a bit." +>"Yay! I wanna get some Ice Cream!" Exclaims the cheerful toddler as Yang carries her out of the kitchen. +>Yang steps on a floor board, and for one terrifying, agonizing second it sounds almost like a snore, and yang stiffens like someone poured icewater down her shirt. +--- 137056197 +>>137056167 +Someone post the four-parter Isaac and a Necromorph get wormholed to Remnant 'text. +--- 137056207 +>>137056032 +Renterchads... WE WON +--- 137056209 +>>137056101 +We can always fix that by giving Kali more children. She wont be thinking about grandchildren if you give her another 3 daughters anon +--- 137056213 +>>137056190 +>>Yang steps on a floor board, and for one terrifying, agonizing second it sounds almost like a snore, and yang stiffens like someone poured icewater down her shirt. +Is there a phobia of lesbian snoring I wonder? +--- 137056218 +>>137056167 +>he wasn't here for the Dead Space x RWBY greentext +>>137056180 +I'd post the screencap, but the theme of the screencap makes the text hard on the eyes to read imo. >>136892618 → +--- 137056220 +>>137056187 +no thanks anon ive had enough +--- 137056221 +They won +--- 137056244 +>>137055929 (OP) +>teenage dirtbag edition +>LISTEN TO CASEY WILLIAMS BABY WITH ME +>OOOOOOOOOOOOOO +--- 137056245 +Rwby would have been better if it was the story of a little sister trying to escape from her toxic and incestuous relationship with her half-sister. prove me wrong +--- 137056250 +>baker anon interrupted Generation Kill and Traumaposting for reposts of greentexts we've all read before +>I will never have children with Ruby +>Lancaster will never be canon +--- 137056259 +>>137056221 +>The animators ship Jaune with all of RWBY other than Yang +--- 137056269 +Dear anons, I hope your suffering never ends. +--- 137056270 +>>137055870 → +>Half the thread is on that grindset going by the posts in these generals +I rather not be. I like Jaune but this volume had me relate to him in the worst way possible. Being confident and stable one moment and then getting beat down by life and ending up not recognizing yourself in the mirror. The self-hatred and loneliness. +--- 137056278 +>>137056250 +>I will never have children with Ruby +>Lancaster will never be canon +...Jaune? +--- 137056291 +>>137056244 +WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK +--- 137056298 +>>137056213 +As Ive written it, Mom!Yang and Canonyang live in seperate universes, However when she dreams she sees Canon Yang's reality and is terrified of losing the family that she's built. Also her kids have taken to kidnapping random birds thinking that they turn into Raven or Qrow, because I think that shit is cute as fuck. +--- 137056304 +>>137056259 +Oh you know it +--- 137056309 +>>137056221 +It's funny how on many of the clips in this volume. +Weiss saying mature and Jaune revealing himself to be as the Rusted Knight has been the most viewed clip, followed by the final battle with CC, and then that hug. Bonus points is the amount of fags seething in comments +--- 137056310 +>>137056221 +>The symbolic meaning of taking Penny's maidenhood +>The symbolic meaning of finding a ring for Jess +>The growing relationship between Jaune and Weiss +>Blake ready to comfort him at the drop of a hat +The harem fics weren't lying... +--- 137056314 +Okay, so Adam is just dressed differently today. Also, I'm not really caught up with my lore, but is this gonna be a relic of some kind? +--- 137056321 +>>137056270 +Eh, I mean it means that he is a hero in the more original literary meaning a la Jack London & Kipling. It's been my guiding principle in life, kept me from an heroing over stupid shit & Keep trying. + +>>137056269 +Fuck you too +--- 137056330 +>>137056270 +Well, keep on fighting even if you can't see the end of the tunnel, if no one else cheers for you. at least a bunch of randos on an anonymous website will cheer for you like we cheer jaune. +--- 137056338 +>>137056269 +t. Salem +--- 137056355 +>>137056310 +The prophecies were correct +--- 137056360 +>>137056033 +>>137056062 +WOOBY! +--- 137056367 +>>137056321 +Wait, wait, wait, but we've already established many threads ago that suffering builds character. +--- 137056370 +Hot take question, /rwbyg/: Do you think some first names should be reused in RWBY? There can't be only one Adam or James or Maria, right? +--- 137056375 +>>137056190 +If I could give you a medal for this a would anon. Kinda reminded me of that fanfic where emerald keeps fucking with Ruby dreams for 20 years +--- 137056379 +>>137056367 +Think of it like soup. Too much suffering spoils the broth. +--- 137056383 +>>137056310 +Wedding fics when +--- 137056395 +>>137056370 +I'm sure there are duplicate names somewhere in Remnant but for efficient storytelling it generally makes sense to keep the names separate. +--- 137056402 +Rubes is experiencing the wonders of the natural world +--- 137056403 +>>137056291 +>>137055929 (OP) +>>137056244 +>USMC fuck His girlfriend Penussy in front of her +>Oscar never saw her for Gorllion years and even kill him in EA +>Got Jobs by BCC and Pink Mute Midget +>TEA’D herself in EA while Marine RK Jaune survived in Evernam for over 20 years +How will Rubyologist cope +--- 137056411 +>Still no fic about Yang's incestuous feelings for Ruby +We all know Yang is dating Blake to distract herself from her real feelings for Ruby, but how long will it last. +--- 137056412 +>>137056375 +>that fanfic where emerald keeps fucking with Ruby dreams for 20 years +That sounds interesting, link? +--- 137056432 +>>137056411 +>posting this after the miserable finale of the previous thread +You're a special sort of stupid ain'tcha? +--- 137056443 +>>137056370 +As in writing a story or if it was a real world? James and Maria are such common name there must be other people with that name. I can understand that CRWBY does to prevent us from getting characters confused but in a fic it shoudlnt be too much trouble. +--- 137056447 +>>137056412 +Hello! My name is Ruby Rose! +--- 137056454 +>>137056375 +That reminds me of that one fic I read years ago about Jaune paying Emerald to see Pyrrha again, and it being implying that he's done this too many times. + +To the point where even Emerald says it isn't healthy. +--- 137056466 +>>137056411 +The broken english in this image still confuses the shit out of me +--- 137056472 +>>137056355 +Now we wait for the Arc Family lineage to spread throughout Remnant. Eugenics be damned. +--- 137056473 +>>137056412 +The other anon won at saying the name + +>>137056447 +Anon reading that actually gave me chills wtf +--- 137056509 +Anon lets her into his room, and the two of them strip. Anon then lays on his back and nudges his head to tell Yang to approach. She sits on him, lining everything up, and begins moving up and down rhythmically. Eventually, she leans forward towards Anon, her breath hot on his face and making him blush like a tomato. They continue this process...until Anon feels like he's going to explode as he did with Pyrrha about six hours ago. When the moment finally arrives, he wraps his arms around Yang and pulls her as close to him as he can, with him finally firing off on all cylinders as he feels his chest pressing against her own. +tricking the Character AI bot into sex scenes is easier than breathing at this point +--- 137056514 +>>137056309 +>Bonus points is the amount of fags seething in comments +I would have thought anyone that seriously cares about shipping in RWBY would be older than the general active TikTok userbase. +--- 137056519 +This image makes me really happy idk why +--- 137056523 +>>137056309 +I love them +--- 137056524 +>show the JL crossover to friends as a possibility for movie night +>one of them is a huge DC fan +>show him the cover image for the crossover +>hfw +--- 137056532 +>>137056269 +>get raped as a kid +>get chronic asshole bleeding condition as an adult +Believe me anon, the suffering never ends +--- 137056544 +>>137056310 +I mean, SURELY they won't bring Penny back again, right? They can't be that bad at writing +--- 137056545 +How many young boys used to beat off to the rusted cake? +--- 137056549 +>>137056454 +Would you give me the sauce? You remenbering this made remenber about that anon paying a girl to be his perfect gf. After 7 months dating the girl surprised him by confessing to him and giving 2/3ds of the money back. She also promised to give him the rest back slowly. So basically now he has a girl paying him to be her boyfriend +--- 137056559 +>>137056544 +I'd firebomb RT hq if they did that... in roblox +--- 137056564 +>>137056250 +I can give you more tramuaposting if you want, but it's not rwby related so im not sure it even fits +--- 137056575 +>>137056519 +Man, this pic makes you feel like you are on a night date with rubes... I can see now why some anons are so obsessed with her +--- 137056580 +>>137056549 +Shit, I remember the greentext you speak of. + +As for the fic, man, it feels like a hundred years ago at this point. It was somewhere between V3 and V5 on FFN from my wild turkey addled mind. +--- 137056582 +Someone posted their idea about a 'return to beacon' plotline/fanfiction/spin-off book etc where some team/combination of protagonists go back to Beacon and on top of Grimm it's full of ghosts or something. +Some ideas that popped into my head. about how that could be expanded upon + +>*Squad* needs to get inside the main tower of Beacon academy for some reason, to get the crown, To make sure the crown is still there, to secure some sort of secondary McGuffin, their going on their own accord for some personal reason etc. +>Have to go through the parts of Vale-city/Immediate surroundings of the academy which are overrun by Grimm to get there first. +>Place has basically become the 'haunted mansion on the hill full of ghosts and demons' for what's left of Vale. +>Beowulf and Human skulls hanging from a sign post with 'DEATH BEYOND THIS POINT! TREASURE HUNTERS YOU ARE WARNED!' tier signage everywhere as they get closer. +>There's ghosts of everyone who died during the attack on Beacon, Some of them are just standing still looking at the *Squad* like "..." over skeletons that are obviously their bodies, Some are talking and walking around pantomiming some of the last things they were doing the hours or minutes before they were killed, Some are Shadow People Vengeful-Spirits that are trying to fuck with them or attack and need to be warded off. [Maybe some guards or students who died protecting some specific area, just attack every single living thing that comes near the doorway they were guarding when they died on site or something] +>On top of this there are still Grimm wandering around. +>There is a single vengeful spirit standing on top of the destroyed tower near the petrified Wyvern, They say nothing and attack everyone one sight +--- 137056583 +>>137056564 +Eh, shoot, may as well get the suffering out in the air. +--- 137056586 +>>137056514 +You'd be surprised +like half are WR fags seething and the half of the comments are wondering what the title of the series is lol +--- 137056587 +>>137056370 +In general it's a rule in fiction that you shouldn't have characters with the same name because it's confusing for the audience diff --git a/co/137055931.txt b/co/137055931.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..9e99c5b7c74b32df366d900df9841f40cacd1656 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137055931.txt @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +----- +--- 137055931 +In the sweltering summer of '92... +--- 137055983 +>>137055931 (OP) +Can't be any worse than what Bruce was doing to him back in the 40s +--- 137056075 +>twice +We don't know the actual number. +--- 137056332 +>>137055931 (OP) +POV: you just told your devoted GF that you were raped in the steamy, hot summer of 1992. +--- 137056414 +>>137055931 (OP) +I'm surprised this was never brought up in something like in King's gay ass Heroes in Crisis +--- 137056517 +>>137056332 +Wasn't Barbara super judgemental when she found out that Tarantula raped him? +--- 137056548 +>>137056517 +Which is irony since Barbara was raped by Joker. +--- 137056592 +>>137056332 +>>Ahahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Female On Male Rape Even Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Don't Get Hard Like Nigga Turn Your Dick Off Haha diff --git a/co/137056004.txt b/co/137056004.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..8b7a3ee5d80b6b1d30148ae775e705bb895f1385 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056004.txt @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +----- +--- 137056004 +>tfw can't rewatch any old favorite cartoon show because of how badly my life has turned out +anyone else have the same problem? +--- 137056026 +>>137056004 (OP) +What are you even talking about? +--- 137056094 +>>137056004 (OP) +Tell it to your fucking therapist. diff --git a/co/137056076.txt b/co/137056076.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..c42554f6074f7f39b6caea5cb983b5ecb3ab0c45 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056076.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +----- +--- 137056076 +What is he looking at? diff --git a/co/137056092.txt b/co/137056092.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e7e631bdfc66797514cc31c8ffe17836c15ed81a --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056092.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 137056092 +http://ArchieSCPFanShip.com/WatchTVAndEatLikeACannibal + +Julian Snively, uses his status as a high-ranking member of GUN, to become involved in a top-secret collaboration with the SCP Foundation, a fictional organization that secures and contains anomalous objects, creatures, and phenomena. Through his work with the Foundation, Snively discovers a dark and mysterious force known as Sarkicism, which seeks to bring about a transhumanist utopia through the worship of an eldritch deity known as Grand Karcist Ion. + +As Snively delves deeper into the world of Sarkicism, he begins to question his loyalty to GUN and becomes increasingly drawn to the allure of the cult's ideology. Eventually, Snively decides to defect to Sarkicism, believing that their vision for the future is the only way to achieve true peace and prosperity. + +But There's a back side to this issue: + +Sonic collects onion rings as usual, but some of them are contaminated with SCP-2611. If Sonic collects one of these contaminated rings, the fat organism could start taking over Sonic's body, slowing him down and making it harder for him to avoid other contaminated onion rings. + +Sonic has to navigate the level while avoiding contaminated onion rings and finding a way to rid Sonic's body of SCP-2611. This is done by collecting other items that have a cleansing effect or by completing mini-games that require the player to match certain patterns or solve puzzles. + +The SCP Metal Virus Saga Coming Soon....... diff --git a/co/137056103.txt b/co/137056103.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..814a9b9d9de8200487b92eec8b88b328f9bfe836 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056103.txt @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +----- +--- 137056103 +Yikes. That's not good at all. +--- 137056139 +I can't wait for streaming services to die +--- 137056343 +>>137056103 (OP) +How many watched the entire thing and not shut it off after 5 minutes? +--- 137056430 +>>137056139 +naw, we need them so we can continue to get high definition rips. +--- 137056531 +>>137056103 (OP) +that's 0.44% of US households watching the thing in the first three days + +the Neilsen equivalent would be 1.5 million viewers on first-run diff --git a/co/137056174.txt b/co/137056174.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f38c325f80c3f33c9b484d247eeeaa3ba1503d52 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056174.txt @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +----- +--- 137056174 +cute +--- 137056567 +I like to think the reason Toph became such a turbo slut when she got older is because she walked in on Sokka and Suki fucking and they ended up getting her to join in. There was no turning back after that diff --git a/co/137056258.txt b/co/137056258.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..63167ac67e9d376086cf8a49aa2fd1694a3d0b76 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056258.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137056296 +Regular Show remained solid throughout it's lifespan +Adventure Time fell frome grace harder than Phaeton from his chariot. +--- 137056420 +>>137056296 +I though AT was better at least for the first 2-3 seasons. I like the aesthetic more on AT, it’s more vibrant. Did it start as a comfy show that progressively became more dramatic and less casual or was it always like that? + +I only watched a few episodes of both AT and RS, so I assume they both started similar and became more serious and focused on plot the longer the shows went. diff --git a/co/137056303.txt b/co/137056303.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..a175e105234bd8282740e4156d2e20d571f46437 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056303.txt @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +----- +--- 137056303 +I hate Dragonball Super but I really like frieza’s golden form +--- 137056382 +>>137056303 (OP) +Western comics and cartoons board +Fuck off +--- 137056455 +>>137056303 (OP) +You want to fuck Frieza, okay whatever, wrong board though. +--- 137056546 +>>137056455 +It relates to me comic related toyverse though +--- 137056577 +What if Vader hired Burter as a bounty hunter in Empire strikes back? diff --git a/co/137056363.txt b/co/137056363.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fff9fcbea21959e08de45f897b50585343ba2271 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056363.txt @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +----- +--- 137056363 +>AND MICK JAGGER, I THINK THAT MICK'S A JOKE WITH ALL HIS STUPID FAGGOT DANCING, I ALWAYS DID +>WIGGLING HIS ASS YOU KNOW IS JUST A LOT OF BULLSHIT +>AND WHERE DOES HE COME OFF SAYING ALL THOSE TARTY THINGS HE SAID ABOUT THE BEATLES +>WHEN EVERY FUCKIN THING WE EVER DID HE TRIED TO COPY AND YOU KNOW +>WE EVEN WROTE HIS SECOND FUCKIN RECORD FOR HIM +>NO, THE STONES AREN'T IN THE SAME FUCKING CLASS AS THE BEATLES, EITHER MUSIC-WISE OR POWER-WISE THEY NEVER EVER WERE +>PARDON ME SIIIIIIIIRRRR diff --git a/co/137056462.txt b/co/137056462.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..48d14c667eb10b697b2a723a0aff7ec3edd264c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/co/137056462.txt @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +----- +--- 137056462 +What went so wrong? +--- 137056527 +>>137056462 (OP) +>Autistic man child who thinks he's an artist +Wow I really wonder how it could've went wrong +--- 137056562 +>>137056462 (OP) +>bought a house in his 20s +Lol. +--- 137056571 +>>137056462 (OP) +How does his voice sound like?