Thu May 4 03:53:51 UTC 2023

ck/19215628.txt

@@ -143,3 +143,63 @@ why not do it yourself, faggot?
 100% the same. It's a slow, methodical process that appeals to the ape brain (smoke and fire) and I can get a long experience out of a single bowl. As a city dweller, it also scratches the itch for a campfire between camping trips.
 
 The only problem is it feels like a fedora-tier affectation so I do it in secrecy. le epic manly autists have ruined it like they ruined whiskey.
+--- 19229699
+>>19228077
+I plan to faglord.
+Kek
+Just works kicking my ass.
+--- 19229730
+>>19228084
+>The only problem is it feels like a fedora-tier affectation so I do it in secrecy. le epic manly autists have ruined it like they ruined whiskey.
+
+Yea that part kind of sucks but whatever. Who gives a shit what people think. Reddit type people will eventually ruin everything anyway so might as well enjoy what you like.
+I smoke alone really only because it is just something that I do alone. It isn't a social thing. I don't go out walking and smoking either. I just enjoy sitting in a chair with a book and a bowl late at night. The only person that I smoke around is my wife. People who know me know that I smoke though. Most are surprised when they find out since it isn't very common but no one has anything negative to say. Even the anti smoking zealots that I know don't talk shit about it.
+--- 19229739
+>>19229730
+There is something magical about sitting on a porch with a friend, smoking a pipe and not talking at all.
+--- 19229792
+>>19229739
+>There is something magical about sitting on a porch with a friend, smoking a pipe and not talking at all.
+I bet. I don't know anyone irl that smokes a pipe unfortunately. Cigars yes but they talk too much. Anytime I tried smoking a pipe when they smoked cigars the talking screwed up my rhythm and it became a poor smoke.
+--- 19229870
+>>19229792
+Usually when smoking cigars if we talk we talk,if we don't we don't 
+But a cigar on a cold night hits different.
+I enjoy the disciple on those nights.
+--- 19229956
+Who /BlueL&M/ here? I just bought a carton from Bangalore duty free.
+--- 19229960
+>>19229792
+>I don't know anyone irl that smokes a pipe unfortunately
+Me neither, but have a friend who can not talk for a hour without falling into an existential crisis.
+--- 19230039
+I like these cherry bombs, they have a great aroma
+--- 19230084
+>>19230039
+I've never been interested in flavored cigars, but my dad bought a churchill sampler from Victor Sinclair and these Don Raphael Gold's are sweeter than Swishers I tell you. First half of the smoke is all the sweetness coming off the mouth end and leaving you with brown stains on your lips. also the Nicaraguans suck, bland flavor and poor quality. both the white labels are pretty decent bang for buck though.
+--- 19231428
+>>19230084
+Yeah ive tasted a bunch of other flavored cigars, and they are bassically like smoking candy so fucking sweet. But the cherrybombs taste like a reg cigar no hint of sweetness when smoking (maybe a little if any). But they smell so great. Took me years to find out what kind they were, since i dont really smoke cigars, everynow and then id get a wiff of one of these in a las vegas casino and eventaully tracked down a guy who was smoking them. Now they are my go to.
+--- 19231805
+I just picked up some HH Latakia flake from Mac Baren and I’m very excited to try a bowl of it tonight. It smells like a campfire and a leather saddle had sex on top of a bed made of peat. Makes me think of the Maritime shores. Expensive like all tobacco since I’m a leaf, but since I only smoke once or twice a week it works out to a pretty cheap habit. 
+
+Also picked up some dunhill virginia flake. Very nice if you like Virginia flake, but too sweet and molasses-like for me, at least in the tin. We’ll see how it smokes though. It’s a cold rainy night here so I’m looking forward to it
+--- 19232201
+>sucking on a brown phallic symbol for fun
+>paying, no less
+DER AMERICAN...
+--- 19232221
+>>19232201
+>see cigar
+>think of phalli
+--- 19232223
+>>19215628 (OP)
+I sprinkle some organic addictive free american spirit on top of a small bowl of weed and inhale it deeply and hold it. Also have some super cheap amazon-brand nicotine gum on hand for medical purposes, but rarely have to use it.
+--- 19232289
+stash is running low boys
+--- 19232721
+>>19232223
+Are you canadian? All the dirtbags in Canada smoke those and call them poppers
+--- 19233162
+>>19216006
+some fancy russian brand, I see.

ck/19218225.txt

@@ -507,3 +507,88 @@ I wouldn't say 1320 calories in 20 hrs time is gorging yourself but you do you f
 --- 19229376
 >>19229350
 It is when you use the other 4 hours to eat 3000 calories worth of dick.
+--- 19229748
+>>19229376
+>I've been purposely entering a thread I don't like for multiple days straight l...
+
+>y-youre a loser neet!
+
+Kys
+--- 19229890
+>>19218225 (OP)
+Let alone the price. Zoomers have the SHITTEST work ethic. So many places near me close early or have dog shit customer service.
+--- 19229908
+>>19225321
+Probably. All those undercooked burgers got him. 
+May he have all the 5 layer burritos with onions and red sauce up in Taco Bell heaven
+--- 19229920
+>>19222988
+Ahhh yes that's why eggs were in stock yet rose higher in price than toilet paper in 2020
+Thank you Mr economist
+--- 19230123
+>>19229287
+Easy on that edge there wagie. You got a long day ahead of you my dude. :)
+--- 19230154
+>>19229890
+millenials were told they were lazy so they would work harder. zoomzooms were told the same and it didn't work. 
+oops?
+--- 19230156
+>>19218225 (OP)
+Yeah most people don't seem to realize fast food is a complete fucking rip off now, there has always been cheaper ways to eat, but in the last few years its gotten really bad. I think BK is dogshit even for fast food, but I walk past it all the time, and most items have gone up at least 2 dollars, in just the last year alone, whoppers have gone from being just under 6 dollars to 7 and a half, seems like its just going faster and faster now. You can get a burrito from one of the trucks up the street, in half the time, for 2 bucks more that is easily twice the size of a whopper.
+--- 19230167
+>>19229890
+In my experience its cause so few of these fast food places are offering any reason for anyone that isn't a teenager or a tweaker to work there, cause they are run by greedy small town tyrants alot of the time. It is humiliating and pretty fast paced, and also just gross. The two worst jobs I've had have been in fast food, so when they have a choice of working at a nice calm little retail store in the mall over working at the nasty ass taco bell, for the same pay, they are gonna go with the retail store, or they are gonna go work at Inn n Out, or chick-fil-a, who make you do the same shitty job, they just happen to pay a little more. So of course you get just the absolute dregs when it comes to employees
+--- 19230176
+>>19218242
+hello king. I hope you are having a splendid evening
+--- 19230218
+>Easy on that edge there wagie. You got a long day ahead of you my dude. :)
+--- 19230243
+>>19230123
+Can you faggots make up your minds already? What is it, am I a NEET or a wagie?
+
+This place has a room temperature average IQ.
+--- 19230372
+>>19222401
+Unfortunately not all of us live with our mom anon, if you're already spending 12 hours a day at work and likely another communiting then you aren't going to want to do anything when you get back, you've only got around 3-4 hours of free time before you need to get to bed and people don't want to spend it doing yet more work. Fucking NEETs think they know everything when they haven't even left their house in 3 years.
+--- 19230691
+>>19218225 (OP)
+quesadillas are great but theyre one of the shittiest bang for your buck food items. Even at a Mexican restaurant they'll be like $12 and might get you half-full
+--- 19230911
+>>19230372
+I'd say that's a bit of a reach, even a big stretch maybe, but given you eat fast food you probably can't lift those fat little stubs of yours enough to even do that. 
+
+Keep making excuses fatty.
+
+>4 hours isn't enough time to do 30 minutes of food prep.
+>you must be a neet
+>I have important things to do all day when I'm home like post on 4chan
+>Spending 25 minutes driving to a fast food place and waiting in line is completely not the same thing
+--- 19231652
+>>19230911
+It's hilarious that you act like there is no reason whatsoever to ever eat fast food. I'd say me being shocked by the price leads to the idea I don't eat it that often. 
+
+Go ahead an post a selfie for me Lou Ferrigno.
+--- 19232650
+>>19218225 (OP)
+We didn't know how good we had it bros.
+--- 19232675
+>>19232650
+>$2.99 Chicken Quesidilla
+>$1.59 Chili Cheese Burrito 
+>$3.79 Chicken Grilled Stuffed Burrito 
+
+Man those were the days. There's a Taco Bell across the street from the bar I used to drink at before I had kids. They were open til 3 am and you could get a feast for $10.
+--- 19232685
+>>19230691
+Lmao fat fuck
+--- 19232691
+>>19222988
+>>19225921
+Licking corpo boot like it's a fucking lollipop should be a bannable offense on /ck/ because boots aren't food
+--- 19232708
+>>19232691
+You will eat the boots and you will be happy
+--- 19232716
+>>19232650
+I did. You retards always had a shitty attitude.

ck/19218282.txt

@@ -861,3 +861,193 @@ Just started watching this a few days ago. It's nice to see a bunch of people co
 --- 19229590
 >>19229553
 The only tea culture areas are generally in places like Seattle and Portland, which are very liberal woke areas of people. But as a result, those people are very open to new cultural styles which is quite nice.
+--- 19229597
+>>19229560
+Yeah it's pretty taboo. One time a girl told me she thought I was gay after seeing my tea set and I had to explain what gong fu was and that I'm just a cringy tea snob, not a homosexual. It's better off just not being brought up.
+--- 19229655
+>>19229597
+Almost better off just saying "I brew it eastern style" to avoid confusion, and if they are genuinely interested then say it's really called Gongfu. Not even worth explaining unless they directly ask how it's performed. And this applies for most things in life, including our hobbies. 
+
+I often find that avid tea drinkers are generally very sensitive people and are introvert types who stay on the sidelines of society. People who don't mind being with their own mind for an entire days worth, which most people tend to struggle with in life.
+--- 19229754
+>>19229590
+I suppose you're right. These places disinterest me and I've never been to them. Fortunately being a tea trader doesn't require being also a teahouse.
+--- 19230005
+>>19229283
+Who leaked kuura to the Americans? this is an act of treason under the crown.
+--- 19230070
+>>19228478
+Do you happen to know more about the decaf process?
+--- 19230102
+>>19228861
+>is it the opposite where the expensive organic brands are only bought by gringos
+this is the case pretty much
+there are some fancier yerba mate brands for the south american market, like La Merced or La Rubia or whatever, but they're not that much more expensive than normal yerba mate. expensive yerba mate mostly exists to scam gringos out of their money because they don't know how much mate should cost
+--- 19230131
+>>19229655
+>I often find that avid tea drinkers are generally very sensitive people and are introvert types who stay on the sidelines of society. People who don't mind being with their own mind for an entire days worth, which most people tend to struggle with in life.
+I bet Starbucks didn't want this image associated with them through Teavana consumers. I'm more or less like you described and would never go out of my way to have tea in a place I consider 'hostile' and sensorially overloading. Not to mention they would have to correctly prepare all the styles they cater. Hence the flavored tea crowd, I guess.
+--- 19230144
+>>19229655
+>>19229597
+lmao. you guys are from the US, right? I think Americans still have some subconscious distrust of tea left over from the Tea Party or something
+--- 19230387
+>>19230070
+Unfortunately not; that's just my takeaway from having drunk a few decafs.
+--- 19230408
+hello! i come from a country where tea is preferred over coffee but it never grew on me (yes we were colonized by the brits fuck u guys)
+anyways im still willing to give it a shot and see if anons could reccomend a nice kind of tea. i have no specific requirements desu i will make anything anyone reccomends
+--- 19230438
+>>19230408
+what's the country? look for a local specialist online tea store, or buy directly from China if it seems like a better deal (it often is)
+anyway, a classic noob package could be something like:
+>any decent Chinese black tea
+>any Taiwanese oolong or decent quality tie guan yin
+>some longjing or other green tea if they have fresh 2023 spring stuff
+
+and there you go, three nice noob-friendly teas. you can add like a bai mu dan or good shu pu-erh or something if you're feeling more adventurous
+--- 19230448
+>>19230408
+Some tea cultures were tea cultures before the British colonized them. 
+Anyhow, Really would need to know your pallet to really convince you, but I'd recommend a Taiwanese Si Ji Chun Oolong a Tie Guan Yin Oolong as a tea to generally show you how different tea can be from what you likely think it is without delving into the weird funky territory.
+--- 19230449
+>>19230448
+Or a Tie Guan Yin*
+I just woke up, I shouldn't be typing
+--- 19230473
+>>19230438
+im from p*kistan but importing tea from china shouldn't be too difficult given we're neighbors and all. ill be trying these, much thanks for the suggestions. i just hope they're flavorful? idm anything from sweet to bitter but i just like nice, prominent flavors
+
+>>19230448
+i truthfully don't know what my palette is because i eat just about anything from spicy to sweet to bitter to sour things. im not picky in the least, its just that the tea ive mostly drank seems lackluster in comparison to coffee (though i never blamed the tea itself, mostly just the places ive had it from). if it helps, the best tea ive ever drank is authentic kashmiri chai its just absolutely out of this world.
+anyways tysm for the reccs anon!
+--- 19230479
+>>19230473
+>i just hope they're flavorful?
+yeah oolongs especially can be really flavorful. and easy to brew stronger if you like
+--- 19230484
+>>19230473
+>>19230479
+that being said, i checked rq and ill have to wait a while if i import the oolong tea cause its not easily available here. are there any other alternatives that are more readily available cause unfortunately i live in a south asian shithole
+--- 19230495
+>>19230484
+IDK what the pakistani tea market is like, so idk what's available locally. I'm sure the shipping from China to Pakistan shouldn't take too long
+you could look for some high quality Darjeeling maybe if your tea culuture is more British?
+--- 19230504
+>>19230484
+Indian teas that are likely available there aren't typically anything spectacular. They tend to over process so that it brews stronger to go with milk, but it makes it not great on its own. I'm also on the line of though India doesn't have the best cultivars. Maybe a Muscatel Black Tea, but I wouldn't call that spectacular or anything, just something from India that's kinda nice on its own.
+If you're going down the spiced tea route, grab some Gunpowder green (this stuff is everywhere I'd be shocked if you can't find it) and mix with some mint and sugar to taste, or grab some straight Earl Grey, or if its available to you, some Jasmine tea. Just note the Jasmine and Gunpowder need to be brewed around 80 Celsius instead of boiling or they get weirdly bitter.
+Otherwise I don't really know what you could likely get there without importing from China, Japan, or Taiwan.
+--- 19230566
+>>19228399
+I have zero experience in proper matcha, and have basically ignored all of Japan's tea culture, unless you count using a cup crafted by an American who studied the art directly in Japan. How do you feel about your JP teaware versus that of other nations, if applicable? I considered getting a Korean gaiwan once, but ended up finding one I liked from Chawangshop instead. I wish JP tea was as easy and price-friendly to get into as with Chinese vendors.
+>>19228437
+I like some of their works. I don't mind some wabi sabi, but I prefer it to not be too heavy personally. I'm more interested in trying Japanese greens and such, but trying to figure out when/where to shop is a bit of a chore, even with the Pastebin. Shincha in particular seems so costly, so I'm waiting to see how sales are in a little, but then I'm also skipping the year's matcha, yet I have no matcha teaware, so it just goes up in a cycle. I hope anons will post some deals or at least some pretty pictures this year.
+--- 19230580
+>>19230144
+Yes, of course I'm American lol. Even drinking green tea bags regularly each morning is considered a little abnormal, like you are a more "sensitive" type v. a coffee drinker (but still acceptable).
+--- 19230603
+>>19230566
+>How do you feel about your JP teaware versus that of other nations
+well, I don't have that much of it because shit's expensive. just a Bizen yunomi and a Kyusu
+I'm a sucker for the wabi-sabi styling and I find stuff like yixing teapots a little plain for my tastes. I'm sure many people appreciate the "function over form" understated nature of them though. I'll definitely explore more Chinese and Korean pottery though in the future
+and I bet experimenting with a houhin or shiboridashi for gong fu could be fun, I've seen the guys over at TeaDB use a houhin for lots of non-japanese teas
+
+as for Japanese tea, O-cha seems to have decent prices and not too expensive shipping with ePacket
+--- 19231000
+Why did yerba mate energy drinks and beers become cool outside of LatAm but actual yerba mate is still fringe
+--- 19231005
+>>19231000
+I can buy loose yerba mate in most grocery stores in the northeast US, i would call that pretty successful.
+As far as canned drinks being more popular that's true all over the world, even Japan and china drink more bottled tea than loose leaf
+--- 19231507
+>>19229655
+what pitcher is that
+--- 19231537
+>>19231005
+Is it really just tea in a bottle? Seems quite odd to me.
+--- 19231568
+>>19230408
+How was your country doing pre-Empire colony?
+--- 19231608
+would refreshing leaves in the oven affect the qi at all? a year ago i bought some white bud puerh from the local tcm shop and it had an incredibly comforting feeling. i bought the same one just recently and now its just kinda numbing
+--- 19231617
+>>19231608
+i dont understand why an oven would make it any better, you would just dry it out wouldnt you, which is kinda the opposite of what you want.
+--- 19231740
+>>19231537
+>Is it really just tea in a bottle?
+Yeah, often with sugar added
+--- 19231755
+>>19231537
+it's actually a good idea. generally none of it is particularly amazing, but it's convenient and fun to just buy some tea at a convenience store and have it on the go for those times you're craving tea but aren't home
+--- 19231867
+drink more cheap raw seimiaged factory tuos
+--- 19232029
+>>19231867
+I've got a wad on the way.
+--- 19232063
+>>19232029
+Based, i always try to keep a kilo of xiaguan nests on hand. Love me that sweet and smokey flavor
+--- 19232071
+>>19231867
+>>19232063
+what's the best site to buy these kinds of teas?
+--- 19232119
+>>19232071
+Used to be king tea mall
+I guess it still is to some extent
+I think fullchea sells some rolls of tulin tuos and lots of individual xiaguan and tulin tuos i think they have soome other brand tuos as well.
+For xiaguan make sure they are at least a decade old or they will be kinda rough.
+--- 19232154
+>>19232119
+any particular tuos you'd recommend? xiaguan jia ji seem to be easy to get with some nice age on them
+--- 19232187
+>>19232154
+Xiaguan jia ji and te je are the classics if you want smokey and sweet.
+The dayi ones from like 2010-2011 are nice if you can get them for a reasonable price (no more then $10 each)
+Stay away from the xiaguan mushroom shaped tuos until you understand what you are getting into (most of them are made with very low quality tea, occasionally they make more premium ones)
+--- 19232250
+Made some Boba, /tea/
+--- 19232255
+>>19218282 (OP)
+Does Valerian root really smell bad to most people? I thought it was a really good smell but my girlfriend said it smelled like a locker room or her shinguards after field hockey. And Ive heard that if you drink/eat a lot of it you will start to smell like it. Is this true??
+--- 19232265
+>>19232255
+It smells herbal and the smell is somewhat strong. I wouldn't worry about starting to smell like it unless you are eating multiple grams of dried ground up root a day. Think about how much curry indians have to eat to smell like cumin
+--- 19232365
+>>19232265
+Im probably eating 5-10 grams a day. I usually steep it 2-3 times and then just eat the roots after Im done. I was sitting in a meeting today and am not sure if I started smelling it or if I was just imagining. If someone did smell this would most people think I smell bad? I heard they used to use it in perfumes and I think its a lovely smell
+--- 19232504
+>>19232255
+Does she drink puer?
+--- 19232573
+>>19232250
+I appreciated the hanzi, anon!
+--- 19232574
+>>19232250
+Nice calligraphy (assuming you’re a 白鬼子)
+--- 19232598
+>>19232365
+I don't really know, i can say if it is an issue you are probably consuming enough to have it happen but i dunno if it will actually make you smell. Get sweaty and then ask your girlfriend to sniff you
+--- 19232605
+Have you ever tried Plum flower tea before?
+--- 19232612
+>>19232605
+I haven't but it sounds pretty good. You should try it and report back with your results
+--- 19232630
+Okay so seay you want to sell puer and heicha in the west, what's the marketing angle? Go after people who are in to eastern mysticism? Vague health claims? Could you market to hipsters by being all elietest about it and calling it the apex of teas and a true tea experience?
+How do you get exposure in the market? Is there a western Instagram tea community you can make posts towards? Shilling on plebbit with giveaways? Giving free samples to tea bloggers (are there any active tea bloggers left? Have they moved beyond blogs?)
+Obviously sourcing is a massive undertaking and navigating actually buying tea and getting it shipped back to the us is huge but then what do you do with the tea once you have it?
+--- 19232637
+>>19232630
+Set up an online site and shill on this very general
+--- 19232818
+>>19232598
+I was just on the phone with her. She actually did say she thought I smelled bad in bed last night. Its over isnt it?
+--- 19232825
+>>19232818
+I wasnt even sweaty yesterday too. Took a shower earlier in the day and just sat around all day. But she had her nose basically in my armpit so what do you expect?
+--- 19232829
+>>19232504
+No she barely drinks anything. Even water. Im honestly not sure how shes alive.

ck/19219750.txt

@@ -170,3 +170,54 @@ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI [Embed]
 --- 19229575
 >>19219750 (OP)
 The last time I drank a 40 of malt liquor I threw up on my scrubs
+--- 19229647
+>>19223103
+Six pack wont even get me drunk. Need at least a 12
+--- 19229813
+>>19229558
+what you know about busch tho?
+prolly nothin.
+--- 19230226
+>>19219750 (OP)
+I could easily drink 4 of those on a Friday night
+--- 19230253
+>>19229558
+hell yea that nigga is keyed af
+--- 19230526
+>>19219750 (OP)
+Might get you a slight buzz if you're under 120lbs and have no alcohol tolerance
+--- 19230533
+>>19222984
+I think Boxer comes in 36 packs. I usually love cheap beer, but Boxer is just terrible.
+--- 19230537
+I can't even drink more than a few cups of water in an hour. How does one get to be so thirsty?
+--- 19232282
+>>19220852
+not him but they were 3 bucks each for me this year but they raised the priced, pretty sure i was the only one buying that trash, maybe both were priced low if they needed to clear stock, does get the job done though
+--- 19232456
+say hi to him? (bean)
+--- 19232492
+>>19219750 (OP)
+I could drink like four of these easy. But I don't want to turn gay.
+--- 19232792
+>>19232456
+hi
+--- 19232843
+>>19229558
+what accent is that?
+
+Canadian? Californian?
+--- 19232845
+>>19230226
+for me, it was 3 40s of Miller High Life.
+--- 19232851
+>>19232456
+Hi, bud.
+--- 19232887
+It's golden week here in Japan. The last two days I've gone to bed hammered on Strong Zeros. I've got two more bbqs to go to where I'll have to drink.
+
+>>19232456
+Hey buddy
+--- 19232914
+>>19232456
+Hi Bean, you are a cute.

ck/19221101.txt

@@ -774,3 +774,351 @@ but finding another roaster with the kinds of beans i want and the price range a
 i need something to get me a spark of inspiration, what would this general do without my schizo posts about flavor notes and autistic procedures.
 
 thanks for asking :)
+--- 19230116
+>>19229526
+>i checked out (was it you or someone else idk) the beans you were talking about in the last thread but i was not able to find a roaster in my country(australia) that had those beans
+Yeah that was me. I actually found another ~200g of that wuri grade 0 nat while I was organizing my greens stash. Found another ~15lbs of two different ethiopians I forgot I had too. 10lb bag of nat and about half of another washed. I'll try to get some good pictures of my recent roasts when my new phone gets here later this week. Doing some 15hr ferment double washed kenyan AA tomorrow.
+https://thecaptainscoffee.com/products/kenya-nyeri-othaya-gura-aa-double-washed?variant=40104139259993
+>finding another roaster with the kinds of beans i want and the price range and the roasting frequency and the shipping speed is going to be a challenge
+Its time to take the home roasting pill. You're already committed to the verticalcrank and 45 minute moka bit, might as well schitz out a little harder this year and develop your taste. Save money, do all the autistic shit you want and fuel your inspiration. That'll put some money in the hg2 account. Sorry in advance, I'm going to post your routine again next time I need a laugh :)
+--- 19230150
+>>19230116
+Fuck wrong pic. That guat organic is very good too. Just dropped off an lb for my mom. Here's the eth nat. I thought I only snagged 10lbs of this and ran out last year. Found another 10lbs of it tucked in a closet with the other half bag on top. Both are smallholder grown in the same district, but processed at different plants. Wildly different coffees.
+https://www.allycoffee.com/coffees/gedeb-chelchele-natural/
+https://burmancoffee.com/product/coffee/ethiopian-sakaro-mijane/
+--- 19230211
+>>19230116
+>I'm going to post your routine again next time I need a laugh :)
+no booli :(
+--- 19230288
+>>19230116
+>>19230150
+What do you use for roasting?
+--- 19230384
+It’s here.
+
+BRB, I’m going to buy fresh beans and later it will be prime time. :coolguy:
+--- 19230393
+lubed my bevel gear
+and my crank axle
+gonna let it sit for another day until i use it again.
+oh and i realigned my burs
+no touching, just smooth silent rotation
+:)
+--- 19230420
+>>19229458
+yes
+--- 19230441
+>>19230384
+How's the goffee?
+--- 19230468
+>>19230441
+I want to try a new blend out of the 10 they sell.
+Last time I bought 100% Arabica and it was very good (22€/kg), now I want to see if they have something stronger, maybe 70% arabica 30% robusta or a an interesting mono origin.
+Will report later during the day.
+--- 19230470
+>>19230468
+Ps. The roaster is called Torrefazione Continental
+--- 19230491
+>>19230468
+>22€/kg
+thats commodity grade.
+--- 19230515
+>>19230491
+--- 19230520
+>>19230491
+I’m not going to buy >>19230515 tier coffee to learn to use my new grinder.
+Btw it’s good coffee.
+--- 19230548
+>>19230520
+>I’m not going to buy >>19230515 tier coffee to learn to use my new grinder.
+good, that is shit coffee.
+reminder, if the beans are from italy they belong in the bin.
+--- 19230607
+It's roughly one month since my K6 arrived. Previously I was using C2 for almost 2 years. I mainly use it for aeropress, but recently I also tried making cold brew.
+>I didn't expect it to be that chonky.
+>So far, the UX is better. The outside adjustment feels handy. The lever rotates easier and needs less force. There's also less retention from the body and the catcher, the latter makes me wondering why Timemore used that removable bottom gimmick.
+>Honestly, I don't think I make better or worse cuppa with K6, but having smaller adjustments make it easier to move my grind toward my taste. Like, the difference between 11 and 12 ticks in C2 is significant that I have to accept one setting or the other. With K6, I can tweak bit by bit. Also, I was worried that my hand would inadvertently rotate the grind setting but that's not the case.
+>I don't know why, but my "zero" out of the box started at 5 ticks before 0. After cleaning it once, it moved to -4. Either way, it feels weird.
+>If someone can tell me how to install that top paperclip in an easy way, that would be great. The cleaning is easy except that one annoying part.
+--- 19230669
+For anyone who has one, what's the build quality on the 1Zpresso JX pro like? I see it's made in China. All their German stuff, amazon won't deliver anywhere I can pick it up and I can't deliver to my home address.
+--- 19230849
+Bros…my very first beans.
+
+I waited 33 years of my life to see actual beans of coffee.
+--- 19230881
+Daily reminder that washed coffee is superior 
+Captcha G0Y0JW
+--- 19230904
+>>19230881
+Gianni Frasi washes his Guatemalan decaf, that’s why it has a bold and dense structure despite the lack of caffeine.
+
+>pic oddly unrelated
+--- 19230926
+So I got a box of these K-Cups and I love this coffee. 
+
+Where do I go from here? 100% Kona or Sumatra? Do have a French Press and Grinder, just use the Kerug because it was a gift with a huge bag of assorted k cups
+--- 19230940
+>>19230669
+I've had one for a bit over a year I think, it doesn't see daily use, at home I mostly drink espresso and I use it for filter, it's also my travel grinder - but fit and finish is pretty excellent, nicely machined threads, handle is pretty well balanced, no complaints with it so far.
+--- 19231027
+>Got rejected by a cute tomboy
+Goffees for this feel?
+--- 19231081
+>>19230288
+https://www.sweetmarias.com/popper.html
+--- 19231090
+>>19230926
+I use to drive by there every morning in Kauai before I went sightseeing and hiking. Just walked right to the in between open area of the store and take as much of the coffees as I want. Was delicious. Eventually bought some from Costco on another island because it was cheaper and flew back.
+--- 19231097
+>>19231027
+Maybe stop being homosexual and let the mentally ill be and find yourself a cute feminine girl.
+--- 19231117
+>>19230904
+>Gianni Frasi washes
+Hand washed to order.
+--- 19231122
+>>19230849
+<3
+
+Made the first goffee with it, followed the reference chart @ 2.5 rotations.
+The Giannina extracted everything too fast, so I touch too coarse for her liking.
+
+The taste was ok, a little weak, but sweet and with a great persistence after taste.
+
+I’m happy bros.
+--- 19231139
+>>19231122
+Glad you like it. Now hibernate for a week, don't post, and figure shit out. Order some beans from anywhere not Italy as well. You posted very low quality beans before.
+https://thebarn.de/collections/beans
+--- 19231160
+>>19231139
+These were training beans.
+
+Thanks for the link
+--- 19231181
+How expensive are your everyday run-of-the-mill beans?
+--- 19231198
+>>19231139
+Did not found it myself but do they say where they stock their green beans?
+--- 19231199
+>>19231160
+From that small sample earlier, there are some very visible defects. Lots of tipping, several broken beans, some chipping and what looks like a bug bite. You've got all the tools you could need now, don't get comfortable getting scammed by bad roasters. Good luck.
+--- 19231215
+>>19231199
+I mean, for 22€/kg isn’t the quality ok if the coffee is good? I like it
+--- 19231221
+>>19231181
+36€/kg for the various single origins I get
+--- 19231232
+>>19231198
+Its not unusual for the "bigger" third wave roasters to source and import their own greens rather than go through a distributor.
+--- 19231241
+>>19231232
+Is every coffee imported already sold? My local roaster stores them underground. Pretty deep.
+--- 19231246
+>India Cherry AB Arabica coffee
+
+>India Cherry AB is a single origin Arabica, it comes from the Indian region of Karnataka. Obtained through the "natural" process of separating the pulp from the grains, it is full-bodied and acid-free. The appearance is irregular due to the collection and selection that take place in absolutely rudimentary conditions. But on the palate it gives a full taste, repaying those who buy it in grains.
+
+>Intense notes of cocoa and toasted bread are its calling card. It is an easy coffee, ideal for any moment of the day; at the end of the meal it stands out on the previous courses, leaving a long and pleasant persistence. Despite this, it has low caffeine, like all my coffees.
+
+>200 gr - 8,00€ (40,00€/Kg)
+--- 19231256
+>>19231246
+Notes of chocolate and intense aromapilled
+--- 19231263
+>>19231215
+You like it because you've been shitposting and drinking preground. Your tastes will likely change as you start preparing better coffee more frequently. If you are going to stick with cheap coffee that has visible defects, just spread the whole bag out on a tray and pick all of those fucked up beans out. I sort and grade my greens for less variance, then go back and pick through anything I don't like the look of after roasting.
+https://loring.com/avoiding-coffee-roast-defects/
+--- 19231274
+>>19231263
+I can’t drink average coffee here in bars and “commercial” trash anymore since when I started drinking -pre ground- Giamaica caffè, so I guess that stepping up to grinded beans at home will put me on the right path to good coffee. 
+
+Look at it this way: by drinking “better than average even if not so good” coffee (according to what I can find here of course) bought from local small roasters will teach me how to recognise defective beans and whatnot so that once I’ll get really good coffee I will be able to appreciate the differences.
+
+It’s like a coffee school
+--- 19231285
+>>19231274
+The path to "good" coffee and the path to your idol Alberto head in very different directions. I pray you'll make the right decision, but I know you'll stumble on the way there first.
+--- 19231341
+>>19231285
+both use questionable storage.
+
+imagine not buying wine from a cellar. imagine not buying cigars from a humidor. imagine not buying specialty coffee properly stocked.
+
+at least trabatti is upfront.
+--- 19231348
+>>19231341
+it's you being an autistic attention-whore
+40 posts itt are you, someone aping your posting style, or people responding to you, over a third of the posts. none of them, including this one will ever be used by anyone to improve their coffee. net coffee discussion and brewing would improve if you decided that abstaining from technology was what your italian husbando decreed, or even better, if you just died
+--- 19231354
+>>19231348
+kvetching weasel, beans are the kernel of good coffee.
+--- 19231360
+>>19231348
+It’s not even me the anon who answered to you :(
+
+With that said, I owe Trabatti a purchase so…it’s a mandatory stop.
+--- 19231379
+>>19231341
+>at least trabatti is upfront
+Yes signor every bag roasted to order don't mind the two 5kg roasters I have sitting here.
+>>19231360
+I'm aware. You don't have to pay anyone for responding to your emails. You'd be much further on this journey if you never developed feelings for that man. You're already stumbling.
+--- 19231491
+Just pulled a shot of a Yemen natty. Tasted like cherry cough syrup.
+--- 19231496
+>>19231090
+Neat
+
+People have recommended sticking to volcanic area dark roasts if I like it. I like dark roasts, but not overly smoked ones.
+--- 19231578
+>>19231081
+Did you end up installing the PID?
+--- 19231614
+>>19231578
+I got it all wired up and working but all the electronics were screwed into an amazon box underneath. Didn't like how it looked and I knew if I started using it I'd never change it. The whole point was to make something nicer looking than the coffee can abomination roaster. Took it all back out and wired it back up to stock. Currently shopping for a nice laser cut acrylic case, probably just going to have to just design and have something made. I put it back together with wago connectors so it'll be like a 15 minute wiring job once I find something. Still haven't figured out software control of the 120v dc fan, but I can just dial it up and down with the dc booster I'm using for now.
+--- 19231691
+>>19221114
+forsenE
+--- 19231741
+>>19228405
+>grinded for moka @ 24
+>still too coarse and the coffee is weak
+
+WTF 1zpresso lied to me
+--- 19231748
+>be me
+>on the website of roaster
+>click on "contact us" 
+>compile the form with the message, my name and my email
+>click "Send"
+>get a video confirmation message that they received my request on a blank page
+>no confirmation email sent to my email
+>2 days have passed and no answer in my mail
+>spam folder empty
+
+I hate when this happens because my extreme autism make me suffer with my brain telling me that I filled the contact form with a wrong email and I will never receive an answer, I'm also too shy to send another email because I'm not sure that this happened.
+
+I'm tired bros.
+--- 19231996
+>>19231748
+no answer from albertino?
+--- 19232047
+Dear 'bert I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
+I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
+I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got em
+There probably was a problem at the post office or something
+Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
+--- 19232136
+>>19231160
+holy shit that is coarse as fuck
+--- 19232160
+>>19231027
+honduras geisha double washed 48 hour cold brew with a silly straw.
+--- 19232182
+>>19231181
+$100/kg sometimes $80/kg
+--- 19232195
+>>19231741
+>@ 24
+yeh im 90% sure that chart is total bullshit
+try 19-21
+--- 19232232
+>>19232195
+Its 1zpresso's chart. You should email them and bitch.
+https://1zpresso.coffee/grind-setting/
+--- 19232264
+>>19232232
+sorry but i dont touch horizontally cranked grinders.
+--- 19232297
+>>19232136
+I thought the same and it was the moka pot range from the 1Zpresso chart. 
+Tomorrow I’ll go lower.
+--- 19232301
+>>19231122
+Great news moka-frà. May the goffee be copious.
+
+>>19231160
+French press grind size.
+--- 19232310
+>>19231996
+Not that anon, but I wrote him directly since I already have his email.
+No, he still hasn’t answered but today he wasn’t at the torrefazione so he will answer in the next days.
+
+Fun fact: he has his cel number on the website and he encourages you to call him rather than writing him, I guess that’s because he’s always going places.
+
+I hate talking to people via phone because I spill spaghetti everywhere, also imagine the excitement while talking to Alberto over the phone. 
+
+I imagine the call during at least 30 minutes.
+--- 19232317
+>>19232301
+Lol the 1Zpresso chart says that 2.4 to 3 rotations are the moka pot range and that picture was 2.5 rotations, so…I need to go finer, outside the numbers the chart suggest.
+--- 19232318
+>>19232297
+check out the grounds in hoffmanns video
+>https://youtu.be/zK0F5PqJ1Gk?t=452 [Embed]
+(timestamp included but just in case it is 7:32)
+--- 19232323
+>>19232310
+how hard do you get when thinking about talking to him on the phone?
+--- 19232340
+>>19232318
+Yeah, I also kept a sample of the pre ground coffee I was using before today (same coffee, same roaster) and I’ll try to match it.
+So, even with super coarse grind the coffee tasted good and very sweet although it’s a bit weak. 
+
+The Giannina behaved perfectly with this grind size also, no bubbles and choking.
+--- 19232357
+>>19232323
+Hard?
+
+I don’t want to talk to him, I get anxiety but not because it’s him, it’s because he’s a stranger and I’m shy as fuck, I would probably stutter and sweat too.
+In the email I can write with elegance with a refined language, on the phone not even remotely.
+
+One day I’ll visit him in person and he’ll probably take a picture of us to post on his Instagram page so you people here will doxx me. 
+
+Huuuuh
+--- 19232500
+>>19221101 (OP)
+been thinking about trying coffee from vietnam, any recs?
+is it even worth it?
+--- 19232618
+How effective are these cleaner tablets for a hand grinder?
+--- 19232653
+>>19232618
+They work but they're unnecessary. Hand grinders are low retention by design. They don't really get gunked up unless you're running oily roasts. Those are for cafes that don't have time to strip and clean a grinder. Run a few of those through then purge 50g of beans and they're good to go. You just need to brush your burrs out. 10 minutes of downtime costs you nothing.
+--- 19232683
+Mom has a couple antique coffee grinders, heavy duty wood, machined steel internals, and hand crank.
+
+Should I cop them when I visit next time or just buy a modern burr grinder? She isn't a coffee drinker and is looking to downsize antiques anyways
+--- 19232688
+>>19232618
+totally worthless.
+take your grinder apart
+use a brush and at most some compressed air
+put back together
+
+if you really want it clean like it was factory new
+buy an ultrasonic cleaner
+--- 19232698
+>>19232683
+Anything modern is going to shit on them heavily. Might be worth a couple bucks to the right person if you were willing to spend time looking. Get some pictures and start googling.
+--- 19232999
+>>19232683
+Those grinders are designed to simply churn out ground coffee without bothering too much about the quality. They're kind of fun to use, but don't expect much out of it.
+--- 19233022
+>>19232688
+Compressed air from a can leaves a bad tasting residue and shouldnt be used on grinders
+--- 19233061
++ a brush is all you need
+--- 19233066
+>>19233061
+I use one of those before putting my lilydrip in, really cleans things up.
+--- 19233089
+>>19233066
+You'll learn how to use it one of these days anon.
+--- 19233119
+>>19233061
+Finally, I can mix together my /p/ & /ctg/ hobbies

ck/19221513.txt

@@ -202,3 +202,28 @@ You can still get djarums, they're just technically "cigarillos" now. They repla
 --- 19229238
 >>19224282
 I miss smoking so much it’s unreal, I unironically miss the days of being a loser when I was younger being piss drunk and chainsmoking cigs outside of bars with my loser friends. Life was so much simpler.
+--- 19229685
+>>19224697
+>>19224675
+I prefer Lucky Strike lights personally. First time I had them was in Japan.
+--- 19229743
+>>19224596
+I was blown away by the price when I bought cigarettes while on vacation, but it does have that big UK DUTY PAID part so I can't feel too bad about it.
+--- 19231628
+>>19226705
+2013 was simpler
+--- 19231666
+>>19221523
+>gov suspiciouly telling me smoking is bad 
+the gov doesn t give a shit about me, why are doing this?
+--- 19231672
+>>19226705
+god i love vaping
+--- 19231678
+i moved from western europe to eastern europe and holy shit, do cigarettes suck here.. a marlboro red doesn t taste the same and neither do others ciggs.
+--- 19231698
+>>19226705
+>3mg
+>not 6mg
+
+ngmi. i miss vaping and smoking so much its been 8months. ill never go back though

ck/19222045.txt

@@ -154,3 +154,69 @@ Damn trannies will never know the joy of flipping meat with a dinner fork while
 --- 19228661
 >>19223588
 Man, that is sad
+--- 19230628
+>>19228617
+Whiskey and coke is a pretty bad combination though. Whiskey goes a lot better with ginger ale, while coke pairs well with rum.
+--- 19230674
+>>19222584
+>pine cones
+
+Based
+--- 19231022
+>>19222045 (OP)
+No, I just burn firewood for coals.
+It's probably less efficient but eh I feel like it's more convenient.
+--- 19231025
+>>19230628
+No. Think so
+--- 19231093
+>>19222555
+i use a propane torch... could i just cook food with some sort of jig + propane torche under a grate?
+--- 19231145
+>>19223581
+Chad should be the comical exact inverse of the virgin or someone deep into a hobby/job/etc. to a comically extreme and inconvenient extent. Like the virgin "safely investing part of your salary into a 401k and tech stocks" vs the Chad "take out payday loans to bet on horses"
+--- 19231150
+>>19231025
+what is the purpose o all those pipes?
+--- 19231155
+>>19222566
+I use half of an egg carton, works pretty well.
+--- 19231171
+>>19231150
+Lower property values means lower taxes. This summer I'm going to dig a swimming hole in my front yard and leave the backhoe parked there for about six months.
+--- 19231359
+>>19231150
+Piped natural gas
+--- 19231948
+Imagine cleaning the inside of your grill.
+--- 19232021
+>>19231093
+No
+--- 19232828
+>>19222831
+The first year I moved into my apartment my brother got me a like 30 lbs bag of Lump charcoal and holy fucking shit idk if it bothers grill snobs but I'll take briquettes over shitty ass lump coal any day of the week. I'm sorry I'm not spending 5 hours just to get some shitty burnt wood lit. If that makes me lazy than fuck it, I'm lazy. Fuck that noise I don't have time for that.
+--- 19232857
+>>19222555
+>>19222566
+>>19222684
+don't need any of that shit
+>assemble charcoal in a rough pyramid shape
+>lay on the lighting fuel, like really lay it on
+>close cover for 30-50 seconds to let it soak in
+>light charcoal
+>let the initial fire die down before cook
+works every time
+--- 19232904
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hus1kS0Si2c [Embed]
+--- 19232930
+>>19232904
+What a nightmare. Added it to my bad cooking videos playlist. Here- have a Cooking with Batman:
+
+ https://youtu.be/byXraSVbUTw [Embed]
+--- 19232953
+>>19232930
+>old-school Dumpster Fire youtube
+Based.
+--- 19232964
+>>19232857
+>lighting fuel

ck/19222560.txt

@@ -434,3 +434,86 @@ I like them, but eating one always feels like a game of roulette where the loser
 --- 19228477
 >>19228457
 adorable
+--- 19230314
+>>19222861
+>The pies would have to be made in a factory and just popped into a commercial oven made specifically for them with only one button to press.
+That's probably also the exact same way that Greggs or any other chain bakers does it, the only difference is that it'll be in America so somebody'll film it and then all the Bongs will be outraged over Americans disrespecting the noble art of Greggs despite doing the exact same thing we do over here.
+>>19226684
+It really depends on the caliber of pie, if you're getting it from a chain bakery or chippy then it's effectively McDonalds-tier but if you got it from a nice farm shop then it's likely pretty good. Supermarket stuff is trashy as owt but the quality depends on where you shop, one from Iceland is obviously a council estate classic but something from M&S would probably be decent enough.
+--- 19230799
+>>19222652
+Pasties kick ass.
+--- 19230949
+>>19224493
+>sort of making a push
+You live under a rock, they're everywhere
+>In some Latinx places 
+Still live under a rock. Empanadas are Spanish and Portuguese
+--- 19230978
+>>19222560 (OP)
+Looks like Fancy Feast that's why
+--- 19231277
+>>19222669
+damn that looks disgusting. Even worse imagining to being cooked in a filthy, cockroach infested Jamaican kitchen
+--- 19231329
+>>19222652
+>take american friend to cornwall
+>grab some below-average pasties from a literally who cafe
+>they act like it's the best shit they've ever had
+It's an untapped market fellas
+--- 19232143
+>>19231329
+novelty is a helluva drug
+--- 19232458
+>>19231329
+>they act like it's the best shit they've ever had
+
+Nah i mean, it is like the epitome of comfort food. It doesn't surprise me he liked them. Super savory, meaty, flaky crust delicious. 
+
+But that's the core of OP's question which is if they are such an easy hit then why haven't they been picked up in the U.S. 
+
+And you say "untapped market" but it's such a dead-simple thing it's not like some obscure niche item that's not known about. 
+
+Maybe a "hidden in plain site" sort of thing?
+--- 19232519
+>>19231329
+>be me, American
+>go to visit my British friend in Cornwall
+>a grim, foreboding feeling forms in the pit of my stomach as the airplane descends into a soup of industrial smog and smoke from innumerable barrel fires
+>exit the airport to a sea of unwashed masses writhing in the streets, thieving gypsies and fat pasty drunken slags
+>someone grabs me by the arm
+>it's my friend, he hastens me into a hansom cab
+>he wants to share some authentic British cuisine
+>it's OK, he says, he knows the secret underground sewer routes to avoid the Asian rape gangs
+>two hours of white-knuckle terror as the cab twists and turns through alleys and gutters like a roller coaster amid the screams and wails of Britain's poxed and gin-soaked hobbit underclasses
+>finally we arrive
+>it's a petrol station
+>friend goes inside
+>comes back with what appears to be a microwaved hot pocket filled with prion beef, cold eels, and maggots
+>conflicted between horror and abject pity
+>pity wins out
+>"It's the best shit I've ever had, Brit-anon! Cheerio pip-pip hooray!"
+>tears of gratitude flow down his cheeks, momentarily washing away the chimney soot
+--- 19232621
+>>19232519
+>airplane descends into a soup of industrial smog and smoke
+>In Cornwall 
+Spotted the billy bullshitter. Cornwall is considered one of the most beautiful places in the world. Its declared An Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty
+--- 19232837
+>>19232621
+>posting a photoshopped pic
+--- 19232910
+>>19232519
+If you want to make a joke about the misery of living in the UK then you better actually fucking understand why living in the UK is so miserable in the first place.
+>>19232837
+>projecting Northern working class poverty and London elitism onto the rural Southwest
+Come on anon, you can do better than this.
+--- 19232996
+>>19230314
+What I meant was that the whole concept of savory pies is born out of poverty, not the objective quality of them.
+--- 19233009
+>>19232996
+No it isn't. Pies were only eaten by noblemen, wealthy land owners and royalty
+--- 19233078
+>>19222560 (OP)
+Duuuuuude, there was a British bakery that was tucked away near where my mom lives. I would see it every time I visited, but never went in. I finally said "screw it" and tried it and it was godly. 2 weeks later it closed.

ck/19222910.txt

@@ -191,3 +191,16 @@ had my first Modelo recently and it was surprisingly good
 --- 19228929
 >>19228918
 Oh yes, Modelo is top tier. Maybe try out Pacifico too if you haven't already. It's a bit more costly but worth it
+--- 19231307
+>>19222910 (OP)
+>commercial mass product
+german beer is good, yes, but don't count any of those nation-wide available bottles of pisswater. 
+the actual good beer is just regional, and doesn't need advertisements on tv
+--- 19231347
+>>19227138
+This. German beer can be OK but OP is posting Becks for fucks sake
+--- 19231853
+As an impartial third party, Czech beer is better.
+--- 19231875
+>>19225572
+Oh hell no, that takes forever.

ck/19223005.txt

@@ -592,3 +592,109 @@ I've got the one with duck cassoulet and deer pate. Gonna popping it open this w
 What's crazy is that's not even the oldest thing Steve has eaten. He also ate a piece of hardtack from the civil war.
 
 https://youtu.be/Ga5JrN9DrVI [Embed]
+--- 19229838
+>>19223084
+Are you being sarcastic?
+--- 19230051
+>>19228209
+Anon, at that point you go full WW2 germans and pack them meth.
+--- 19230927
+>>19228756
+>If you don't know the full criminal history of every internet celebrity that has ever existed and can recall it perfectly from memory and adjust your perspective on them based on new facts, you're a braindead nigger!
+Nah, fuck you. I reacted to an out of context image posted about a literal fucking who who's claim to fame is "eating a watermelon on camera", you fucking braindead nigger.
+--- 19230994
+How reasonable is it to actually buy bulk MREs and just eat solely off that for a month or longer?
+--- 19231004
+>>19225145
+This right here, is the best he's ever looked. Long, gorgeous, untied hair. Not a spec of gel in it. 
+I really fucking wish he'd return to this style. If he could lose the goatee he'd look 10 times better.
+--- 19231335
+>>19223048
+Do you hairline autists think someone's hairline needs to be right up to the eyebrows or they're balding? The roots of the hair don't go that far down.
+--- 19231399
+>>19230994
+Not reasonable at all. They're expensive (when the gov't isn't footing the bill). They're also unpleasant to eat for any extended length of time. Even soldiers in warzones aren't typically surviving on MREs alone for weeks on end. If you want to LARP as a prepper, then get a 20lb bag of rice, 20lb bag of dried beans, a couple cases of canned chicken and fish, and some multivitamins.
+--- 19231533
+>>19223296
+he says "safe and effective" when talking about something in the menu, so I think that propaganda has a positive connotation in his mind, no a good sign
+--- 19231655
+Steve, "You know what I like about this cigarette?" Takes deep drag and holds in lung before exhaling slowly and saying, "[spoiler]Everything[/spoiler]."
+--- 19231674
+>>19231335
+G-G-G-G-GIGA COPE
+--- 19231758
+>>19230994
+MRE's aren't designed to be your sole food source.
+--- 19231760
+>>19223048
+i literally see no difference in hairline between this photo and him 5 years back.
+--- 19231910
+>>19223261
+Chinese rations are intended to be eaten right before you disappear forever
+--- 19231934
+>>19223470
+he's starting to age. you can see the lines forming on his face. also looks like he's gained a little bit of weight so his facial features aren't as sharp and prominent.
+--- 19232300
+>>19226166
+nice
+--- 19232554
+>>19223005 (OP)
+>SO THE CCP WON'T LET ME BE
+>OR LET ME BE ME, SO LET ME SEE
+>THEY TRY TO SHUT ME DOWN WITH MREs
+>BUT IF FEELS SO EMPTY WITHOUT ME
+--- 19232579
+>>19223418
+>>19223364
+doubtful, while not impossible its pretty much a bad idea to cook microprocessors in retorts. this is more likely to kill your own soldiers, though thats hardly off the table.
+--- 19232584
+>>19223425
+>>19223386
+fuck freeze drying I want this radiowave powered gizmo. it does meals in a few hours.
+--- 19232594
+>>19223731
+>beans beans beans
+when the humans send your mares nothing but freeze dried beans.
+--- 19232628
+>>19227111
+honestly wish I could go back to having that chocolate, in my own mre experiments chocolate aways factored as number 1 overlooked food component. Its all fat, caffinated, and high quality. Unfortunately in the modern world its also filled with lead thanks to pesticides
+thanks monsantoniggers.
+--- 19232642
+>>19228242
+basically this plus chocolate.
+the problem is that pemmican is expensive. it is the ultimate food though.
+--- 19232645
+>>19228454
+whey protien is unpleasant in a drink fuck off.
+--- 19232821
+>>19225638
+should've kept the facial hair...
+--- 19232866
+>>19223005 (OP)
+Glad he's posting videos again, but I'm really really bothered by his facial hair and face in general now. He looks like a Whoville resident now.
+--- 19232975
+>>19227379
+more of a light snack, if we're being honest
+--- 19232978
+>>19232975
+I would call the french ration a solid full meal + a snack. 
+
+The US 24 hour ration is 3 full meals.
+--- 19232981
+>>19232866
+he was always far too handsome and articulate for a central FL native, this is just nature correcting itself
+--- 19232983
+>>19231335
+it's the same dune coons with neanderthal hairlines who go to pol and insist they are white
+--- 19233102
+>>19232978
+maybe for those malnourished frogs. I bet it's a welcome change from the african food they're used to.
+--- 19233125
+>>19230051
+In WW2, meth was new and nobody knew how fucked it was. Every military was feeding meth to their soldiers because the benefits were obvious but the downsides took longer to manifest. Dunno where this idea that only German soldiers were on meth came from, EVERYONE was on meth at the time. There are famous stories of Finnish guys skiing for days eating chocolate meth and evading Russian and German patrols.
+
+Even MRE fella can't get certain Allied MREs because they have meth in them and are illegal now
+--- 19233129
+>>19225364
+>camping steve
+he killed his wife

ck/19223230.txt

@@ -226,3 +226,67 @@ that is an interesting argument. i'm not sure i fully agree, but i am thinking a
 --- 19229335
 >>19226771
 weenie crown roast is the thing that finally convinced you? i'm not sure i understand, but, you know, congratulations all the same. we all find our own path to knowledge.
+--- 19229616
+>>19229263
+Cheesecake recipes with gelatin have existed for under a hundred years while cheesecake without it has existed for millennia
+--- 19229636
+>>19226881
+>>19226947
+iirc its an almost ancient meme that was a school project of parodying tabloid garbage. Dont confuse them with the parody adverts for 90s/2000s supermarket advertisements like Chicken Whispers.
+--- 19229821
+>>19229616
+source
+--- 19230612
+>>19229263
+You mean to tell me that they would only sound gross to someone who didn't grow up knowing about them? Wow, anon, thanks for telling me that.
+
+If you think cheesecakes are not the type of thing people find gross, then consider how cheese foam boba topping is seen.
+--- 19230723
+>>19229263
+I have never seen a cheesecake made with gelatin, the one I usually make doesn't have it and it works just fine.
+--- 19230768
+>>19223253
+>>19223255
+>>19223259
+>>19223301
+>>19223331
+>>19224578
+>>19226881
+What the fuck, bros? Was there some sort of experimentation in post War U.S./Canada/Britain.
+--- 19230782
+>>19230768
+Some make more sense when you see how common moulded dishes were. 
+Julia Child for example has many moulded desserts that build crusts out of separate lady fingers or other cookies. In a way similar to the hotdog dish. 
+It was a type of presentation that was popular in the early 20th century and was used into the 50s in more kitschy ways.
+--- 19230784
+>>19230768
+>>19230782
+Inside you'd layer cake, cream, ice cream, etc. 
+But the point of the dish was the moulded presentation.
+--- 19230993
+>>19226987
+If you do, throw some apple butter in there too
+--- 19231596
+>>19223238
+There's nothing wrong with this.
+--- 19231810
+>>19223947
+so, they are like the '' 5 minutes craft/tasty/chef club video'' of the 60's ? they only look good on media but are utterly shit in real life
+--- 19231904
+>>19227508
+>they assume the reader is basically retarded or illiterate.
+
+give an example from those pics you replied to
+--- 19231997
+>>19223301
+Minus the salad greens and cottage cheese. I've had this where 7-up/sprite replaces the water. It was excellent.
+--- 19232435
+>>19231997
+7up and mayo lime jello? Sounds even more disgusting than the recipe.
+--- 19232506
+>>19230784
+Did you make this? It looks damn delicious
+--- 19232528
+>>19232506
+Nah, stolen from Google. 
+I should make one though. You're right.

ck/19223843.txt

@@ -121,3 +121,26 @@ This
 >>19228448
 >Eating cleaned out actual assholes
 Lowest on the totem pole you go.
+--- 19229599
+real answer : probably the scrape that's left in the pan after cooking lardons.
+--- 19229604
+>>19227894
+>looks pretty close
+it really doesn't
+--- 19229608
+>>19227354
+He's trying to convince himself that he's not a virgin that idealizes the vagina. I used to do this here when I was 20 too.
+--- 19230999
+>>19229599
+gives me a lardon
+--- 19231012
+>>19229604
+Lol ok bud, still haven't posted something you made.
+--- 19232852
+>>19223843 (OP)
+Tuna Mayo with lettuce on white bread while on fentanyl in hospital
+--- 19232862
+Samantha's pussy.
+--- 19232894
+>>19223843 (OP)
+A bowl of chicken fried rice. I tried out a new Asian restaurant and just went with it on a whim. It was beyond delicious. I asked the waitress how it was so good and apparently the chefs were retired superstar chefs that just wanted to do something for a bit to fight off boredom. I would of gone back for more but the waitress was such an ungodly massive cunt I didn't want to deal with her again.

ck/19223963.txt

@@ -267,3 +267,102 @@ yeah I guess that was a bold statement, but wine shops here in burgerland haven'
 --- 19228966
 >>19223977
 That should be shopped to say “Slippery Bagel”.
+--- 19229860
+>>19228927
+also i have had bretty wines that were delicious on the palate. just not what you want if you're inviting guests
+--- 19229905
+>>19227093
+This is america so I'm sure there are or have been tax laws that made bumwine a more viable option at some point in many states due to abv or some other designation. I can't even buy liquor after 9pm here and it's 2023.
+--- 19229945
+>>19228245
+Most pét nat these days is undoubtedly sparkling wine. I haven't had an almost flat pét nat in ages.
+
+Also plenty of producers are using concrete outside of the natty sphere now, easier to temperature control than stainless steel.
+
+>>19228605
+More bad wine making than any natty philosophy lol.
+--- 19230087
+>>19227047
+>your beverage will never be as complex as wine
+
+>laughs in tequila, rye, mezcal and gin
+Try again retard. I've had spirits that have several flavor notes more than top shelf wines.
+--- 19230095
+>>19227326
+I've heard their cab is pretty good for the price. 
+
+A bad California wine will always cost more than an average Chilean.
+--- 19230536
+>>19230087
+I like liquor as much as the next functional alcoholic but it sounds to me like your palate is scorched by too much of it too often
+--- 19230630
+>>19230536
+Nah you just don't know good booze when you got it buddy. I've had plenty of spirits with several layers of flavor that are more colplex than a lot of wines ive had.
+--- 19230635
+>>19230630
+Now you're just repeating yourself
+
+At the end of the day, 40% ABV is going to taste primarily of ethanol and the rest is an afterthought. Can it still be complex? Of course it can, nobody suggested otherwise, but your palate is damaged if you're getting more complexity from that than out of wine
+--- 19230647
+>>19230635
+this. there's a reason we drink wine at 18 degrees or below
+--- 19230870
+>>19223994
+>Avoid California
+I got this for ~8 bucks last weekend. Even with the high taxes in Sweden.
+I liked it and can't follow your advice because of it. 
+Not sure what you mean by prestige varietals.
+--- 19230890
+>>19230870
+>sweden
+don't you guys have a tradition of dumping cheap supermarket fruit juice and sugar into a bucket and letting it rot for a week because you'll basically drink anything? or am I confusing that with another country up there?
+--- 19230938
+>>19230890
+Any country homebrews or moonshines anon. Mostly moonshine in my experience here.
+Fermenting buckets are common anywhere. I've watched American homebrewers discuss the merits of fruit juice vs juicing yourself as well. So I can't say it's specific for Sweden. The important part is really just having juice with no additives. Then it's you know, pure fruit juice and perfectly fine
+--- 19230989
+>>19230870
+Is it just an illusion or aren't we getting really good prices on wine which Systembolaget has on regular stock? 
+The temp stuff and things you need to order at almost exclusively at $20+ while the stock is largely around 8-12. No idea if buying the same bottles outside Sweden would actually be cheaper.
+--- 19231008
+>>19230989
+I do support Systembolaget myself. I like the selection. Both in stores and for order. But we do pay a lot of taxes for our liquor. The tax for one liter of most wines is 27,49 SEK along with 25% sales tax.
+
+Compare to the producer state of California. It's 0.2 USD per gallon of wine if I understand cdtfa correctly. Plus whatever like ~9% other taxes on sale.
+Which sounds ridiculously low in comparison.
+
+As an aside. I don't buy into wine needing to be expensive to be good or enjoyable. 8-13ish are plenty enjoyable.
+--- 19231052
+>>19231008
+Sure the tax is high but can you get that Glen Ellen bottle in another EU country for that much less than 8 bucks?
+
+I also don't see why the selection would lessen if we kicked out the state monopoly on alcohol. Other countries have decent wine shops with good selections.
+--- 19231091
+>>19231052
+Gave it a half assed attempt and couldn't find it for sale. So who knows, Maybe? Found a 1.5l bottle for the same price as my 0.75l (on sale) in California at least.
+--- 19231109
+>>19231091
+Yeah I can imagine the same state/country as the manufacturer got much better prices no matter what. 
+I'm just interested to know if we're getting a good deal in Sweden (despite the high tax) because I imagine they broker lucrative deals and buy massive bulks. Perhaps the discount does make us some favors in the end. I'm always having trouble finding anything from SB on other sites within EU for direct comparisons.
+
+The fact they can't have sales at all might not make it worth having the monopoly though. IIRC alcohol consumption among kids is dropping all over while vapes and weed is going up. "Think of the children" might not be a good enough excuse to force a monopoly anymore.
+--- 19231223
+Marques de Riscal Riserva 2015, a really nice Rioja
+--- 19231237
+Portuguese whites are cheap and cheerful, look for anything labeled "Vinho Verde"
+--- 19231345
+>>19230870
+pinot cab neb
+--- 19231350
+>>19230989
+It's an illusion. The wine market has grown stale over the past 2 decades. Tl;dr of it is distributors (supermarkets) and advertisers (Masters of Wine, wine magazines) have the producers in a stranglehold. Producers can choose: get paid peanuts for their wine (not even a Euro per bottle) or get paid nothing at all.
+
+When you pay 20 Euro for a bottle, or 13 if it's on sale you're getting shafted as well. It's the same for cod, by the way: fishermen get 1 Euro per kg, in supermarkets it costs 20 Euro, 3 hours later. Don't fall for this shit. You deserve better. Buy directly from the producers.
+--- 19232871
+>>19226954
+I bought this today and it was great. As the OP.
+Please.
+Go fuck your self
+--- 19233024
+>>19230870
+anyone telling you california wines aren't good are just some jealous flyover that hates that california is better than them

ck/19224122.txt

@@ -82,3 +82,14 @@ Hey its the next day, OP. Did you actually use it or just throw it away now that
 --- 19228611
 >>19227374
 I ate it yesterday with some nice olive oil and salt. small lasagna piece as the main course. glad I didn't melt the buffalo mozzarella. it's really much better cold but I gotta say it's still best with fresh ciabatta dipped in olive oil & salt
+--- 19230832
+>>19228611
+How does buff' mozz' taste compared to cow mozz'?
+--- 19231902
+>>19224122 (OP)
+i'd eat it as it, nothing added just eating the ball
+--- 19231906
+i'd make buffalo wings
+--- 19231916
+>>19230832
+much more intense but also more watery. the watery part is really milky though ans extremely delicious but not suitable for pizza etc. obviously unless you get rid of that moisture first

ck/19224132.txt

@@ -108,3 +108,98 @@ He’s an Admiral retard.
 --- 19229433
 >>19229425
 Respec’
+--- 19231446
+>>19224132 (OP)
+I wonder what's going to happen to him when his parents die and can't take care of him anymore
+Isn't it the case that autism care kind of sucks on a systemic level?
+--- 19231504
+>>19231446
+dunno but I feel bad for him, he seems like an innocent one, not a bash head into wall demon one.
+--- 19231508
+>>19224132 (OP)
+i bought a pizza from the salad bar place in nickelodeon land, does that count?
+--- 19231514
+>>19227745
+>I went to this theme park and decided the only thing I'd actually film and share with the internet is food
+Why do people do this? You've got rides, you've got attractions, you've got things you can look at, you've got scenery, and you film (in portrait mode of course god forbid any phonecunt learns how to take a real video) yourself eating food. I HATE MODERNITY
+--- 19231519
+>>19231514
+>entry fee to go to the stores and restaurants 
+>ride pass to enjoy the rides
+last time i went to a theme park i just got a entry pass and pushed my little sister around.
+--- 19231522
+>>19227745
+God this is what some people do for fun
+--- 19231542
+>>19225188
+>>19225343
+you need a cartman burger
+special flavoring combining all fast food flavors into a single burger
+only available from cartman, from his secret last process booth
+--- 19231579
+>>19227745
+I was surprised by the quality. I'm sure they paid a shitload but clearly a lot of effort was put into designing the food and everything looks very well put together. It also looks like real food, and popular food choices as well. Fireflower spaghetti makes no sense, but they found a way to make a fireflower-themed spaghetti dish because children love meatballs and spaghetti. I'd be curious to see a menu. Hell, I'll look it up. But this absolutely mogs Disney's efforts to create Star Wars themed food. They basically make normal ribs and do nothing more than call them "ton ton ribs" or whatever, then charge like $60 bucks for three little ribs.
+--- 19231589
+>>19231579
+I actually really want to try the mushroom seasoned popcorn
+--- 19231644
+>>19227745
+I hate how that guy eats, he literally shoves as much food as possible while staring into the abyss
+--- 19231660
+Did any of you guys go to the Kirby Cafe?
+--- 19231685
+>>19231522
+Jealous
+--- 19231743
+>>19231644
+Agreed. It's revolting. I think some people are just genuinely unaware of it because they had bad parents. It remember my parents having to train my brother to not eat like an animal. He'd take HUGE bites of food. Not that I was a dainty eater. They had to train me to stop eating so fast.
+--- 19231753
+>>19231743
+>>19231644
+>eat fast
+>get done fast
+>have more time to do things
+Nah I guess it's better to spend two hours finishing a single meal larping as some dainty royalty. Oh, but we mere plebians don't have underpaid servants and slaves to do all the work.
+--- 19232169
+>>19227745
+
+Here's the two interesting things I find about this video:
+
+1. The texture of this goop in the "fruity cream sodas". Idk if that's cream mixed with jello or what.
+--- 19232186
+>>19232169
+
+2. The super clean and squared off layers of the "Mt Beanpole" cake. Would be so satisfying to put a fork through. it is Neapolitan as well which is interesting
+--- 19232190
+>>19231743
+>They had to train me to stop eating so fast
+Kek retard
+--- 19232191
+>>19232169
+it’s japan so of course the drink is unique
+--- 19232210
+>it's japan so of course the drink is unique
+--- 19232364
+>>19231579
+I remember the prices aren't too outrageous for theme park food. I think the Japanese prices (all I could find) put the burger in the $15 range and the desserts all $10-15. 
+Overpriced, but still not the worst price gouging I've seen. This video seems to be in Cali, so might be higher
+--- 19232430
+>>19224132 (OP)
+I'd tell you but it's been ages since I've been to a theme park. 
+
+What's the last theme park you guys went to? Was it a good experience?
+--- 19232453
+>>19232191
+I hate this fucking website
+--- 19232477
+>>19232191
+Dude, SMB land or whatever is in Hollywood too.
+--- 19232485
+>>19232477
+b-but... Mario... Nintendo... Japanese thing...
+--- 19232823
+>>19232430
+maybe don't fucking post then
+--- 19232979
+>>19232364
+Parks in Japan are generally not gouging too bad on the captive audience thing. Disney there is almost reasonable.

ck/19224163.txt

@@ -110,3 +110,23 @@ I suggest you stop drinking
 --- 19229333
 >>19229326
 You can get fatty liver from just being fat too
+--- 19230327
+>>19224532
+Will milk thistle work if you're an alcoholic?
+--- 19230706
+You're already dead OP, you're only 20 something but you weigh over 300 pounds - you are morbidly obese and you only have a few years left - fatty liver will be the least of your worries. I am happy you are dying, and you are going to bankrupt your miserable failure of parents when you are permanently hospitalized in a few months.
+--- 19230859
+>>19224405
+thank you chatgpt. I really ought to report this, but I'll let it slide.
+--- 19231414
+>>19224387
+post wrist... for your own sake
+--- 19231421
+>>19224163 (OP)
+that's like a perfect bacon cheddar burger right there. beautiful
+--- 19232294
+>>19231421
+Yeah
+--- 19232309
+>>19224384
+These people are retarded and just assume body fat comes from eating fat. Op has a fat liver because he is lazy and eats HFCS

ck/19224195.txt

@@ -125,3 +125,43 @@ I'm a pretty seasoned alcoholic myself. I got a couple post-ban lokos once and a
 Legit the worst hangover I've ever experienced. Puking bile and shitting liquid while having brain splitting headache and not being able to think straight.
 
 Never again. I've had lighter cocaine hangovers.
+--- 19230108
+>>19224195 (OP)
+>social drinker
+>decide to drink just to fall asleep
+
+You fool nobody drunkie. Hang yourself.
+--- 19230119
+>>19224195 (OP)
+Everyone knows Four Loko is loaded with sugar. Just drink Popov like a normal alcoholic.
+--- 19230124
+>>19229157
+Are you me?
+--- 19230696
+>>19230119
+Skol master race.
+--- 19232249
+>>19224195 (OP)
+>have no social life so that amounts to drinking once every couple of months
+
+this was your mistake this shit is for advanced drinkers who need to get drunk. it was a decent price for me not too long ago 6$ for 2 the taste is shit and honestly this shit gives even me heartburn. i dilute it with some water 2 or 1 and a half and im out.
+
+get pic posted if they have it, it'll do the job and wont taste like shit
+--- 19232256
+>>19224195 (OP)
+It has crazy in the name retard
+--- 19232679
+>>19224195 (OP)
+it's the sugar
+>decide to drink with the crew
+>get the bright idea to make whiskey sours
+>shit bartender so they have way too much orange/lemon juice
+>get hangover while still drinking (im like 7 in)
+>end up puking hot acid lava like the spitter from l4d2 and curl up on the bathroom floor for the night
+--- 19233117
+>>19229069
+Sorry I didn't realize Pastor Faggot was in the thread
+--- 19233121
+>>19224195 (OP)
+>why hangover hurt
+aldehydes retard.

ck/19224513.txt

@@ -462,3 +462,165 @@ That would be cool probably PA. I like the idea of having knowledge on the human
 --- 19229259
 >>19229250
 ya that's why I like it too it's very useful in some of the most important situations. but I wouldn't want to do it all day for decades.
+--- 19229725
+>>19227323
+Based bloomer.
+--- 19229808
+>>19229725
+K
+--- 19229815
+>>19227323
+I appreciate the hiss but I'm still clenching my butt for the food poison
+--- 19229856
+>>19224513 (OP)
+Penis. I listen to thst Tove Lo Habits song and eat benis.
+--- 19230044
+>>19227279
+>the internet peaked 15 years ago
+this is the one that hurts the most
+have a random pic from my "2004" folder
+--- 19230047
+>>19224513 (OP)
+tuna salad if its mild sad, its one of my favorites, otherwise frozen tendies and fries in the air fryer
+--- 19230619
+>>19228706
+What do you do for a living? Is it something where you're still in the quasi-entry level? For what it's worth I was slumming along with a STEM master's until I was about 32. 
+>Everyone's in debt
+Man, I've mentioned a few times that I'm generally positive and glass half full, but if there's one thing that grinds my gears it's people complaining about money. I Just bought a house that I never dreamed of being able to afford, and am broker than I've been in a decade, but my friends still do nothing but complain about money issues like half the time. I agree with you on that one. Sadly, it's my experience that at around 30 I lost ties with some friends as well...find a woman (or man) that you can be actual best friends with and it'll sort itself out. 
+>>19228714
+Common problem from what I hear. I'll admit I'm out of touch with someone that's 22, but maybe you're looking in the wrong spots? My first jobs when I was in highschool and college were at a library and a dry cleaners. Also, I'd bet if you're a burger your local Aldi is hiring - mine always is. 
+>>19228898
+Cope of the year. I've known men that were 3/10 with confidence and they were happy. If you're fat, lose weight (not a dig, personal experience - i was 282 lbs at one point and I'm 206 now). 
+>>19228956
+You're like the third person to mention hating work without mentioning what it is that you do, but I suppose that's immaterial if you're that laid up. I'd imagine a broken pelvis makes you pretty immobile which is going to contribute to the depression unless you find some way to mitigate it. You and I are a similar age, so I can relate a bit better - Do you think living in a place like Vegas is contributing? My closest parallel is downtown Chicago, and I can attest that most of my friends from there are pretty severely depressed. City life is bullshit imo.
+--- 19230623
+>>19229089
+Everyone has family scars, and pretty much everyone is affected by them more the more they are thought about. I mentioned earlier in this thread that I thought therapy was mostly snake oil for the majority of my life, but the older I get the more I think I'm wrong about this. If your company is mildly progressive, you may be able to contact HR and see if there's a counselor they can set you up now. The literal worst thing that can happen from that discussion is that you're exactly where you are now. 
+>I've felt that nobody has ever loved me including my parents and I can't really convince myself otherwise.
+I hate being a dogorino shill, but...honest to god it may help. If you can't have one where you're at, a local shelter will be happy for a volunteer/dog walker. Yeah you don't get paid, but you may get more than money out of the experience.
+--- 19230800
+>>19224525
+the best part is you can pat yourself on the back for cutting
+--- 19230823
+>too low energy to cook healthy
+>eat bad food
+>feel bad
+>too low energy to cook healthy
+
+How to escape this cycle?
+--- 19230827
+>>19224581
+25, US. I've been kind of a downer for most of my teenage/adult life, feels selfish to say I'm actually depressed but I do feel sad pretty often. I spend every other minute berating myself for things I did days, months or even years ago. Never had a lot of long-term friends, usually just acquaintances but afaik that's a lot more normal nowadays. I did my undergrad some time ago but I completely failed to do anything relevant with it, I only felt worse after graduating because it just added to sunken cost, which I often use to keep myself occupied. Sometimes I think about living for myself, but a lot of the things I want seem stupid and pointless. Parents expect me to go back to school, but I'm convinced I'll just end up in the same exact spot with even more debt.
+--- 19230853
+>>19230827
+>25
+>didn't do anything with your degree
+Yet. You're still an infant in today's working world, and shouldn't feel discouraged yet. Parental input is such double edged sword it's unreal. When they think they're being supportive or even offering what they believe to be sage advice, they are many times just making you feel worse and compounding the anxiety. My undergrad was in plant biology with a focus in forestry - what was I doing when I was 25? Slinging booze until 3am. It was about then i got a job with the forestry division of the local power company doing tree valuation....from there I got a job at the state in drinking water (just because they needed someone with a tangential degree), I liked it and had a knack so I went back to grad school when I was 28 and got a master's in hydrological statistics, got a job as a fed (because they needed someone with the exact skillset I had) when I was 31. Sometimes shit just works out....If you force it or compare yourself to others you're never going to break out of it. 
+>more on parents
+I got off track a bit on that - My parents expected a duplicate of my sister (ive league education, phd right off the bat) and couldn't parse me not wanting to be an academic until I died. It drove me bonkers for years, but ya know what? I eventually stopped caring and never looked back. My sister is still an omega brain, but she can't communicate with normal people and comes off as a total bitch, so she's never really become all that successful.
+--- 19230946
+I buy frozen dumplings and momos and keep them in the freezer. Still takes the effort to steam them but if you buy directly from a dumpling restaurant they're really decent. usually I get sad because I'm fat tho so more often than not I eat nothing.
+--- 19231067
+>>19228734
+>Psychologically painful if you are emotionally unwell. Just a thing to keep in mind if you're going to do them. They are not even close to being an "escape" as you describe.
+
+As opposed to the psychological pain I already feel every day? I'm constantly on the verge of tears, I feel totally disconnected from humanity. I'll take anything that isn't this.
+--- 19231102
+>>19231067
+Here's some advice
+--- 19231319
+>>19231102
+I found this picture of your familly
+--- 19231339
+>>19230619
+>What do you do for a living? Is it something where you're still in the quasi-entry level?
+Software Engineer (C and Python mostly)
+I would say yes, I am quasi entry level. I'm not anywhere near my immediate peers as far as skill and agility. Largely a result of me never specializing in one thing. Thanks for sharing your experience in that regard, it does give me hope it'll get better as long as I'm not a retard. Just trying to keep moving up however slowly.
+>people complaining about money
+Truth anon. Everyone is struggling, we don't need to spend our precious moments together being miserable about it. Thankfully my friends don't bring it up much and deal with their own shit, but I know they're suffering still. If I had a cold million I'd try to buy us all a compound.
+>at around 30 I lost ties with some friends as well...
+Hard pill to swallow indeed. My best friend of many years moved a thousand miles away and we talk less and less. It's hard to let go of people who share years of profound life experience with you. It's certainly a lesson not to take people in your life for granted. I try to show appreciation and take care of my people all I can.
+--- 19231357
+Nothing, maybe a beer if it's late enough for me to not feel guilty drinking
+>I'm le depressed
+literally just macrodose Vitamin D + K2
+It won't fix your life but at least when you're feeling down you'll just be lazy instead of being trapped in a stupid mental doom spiral. You aren't going to think your way out of depression, ever.
+--- 19231361
+>>19231357
+>You aren't going to think your way out of depression, ever.
+I've spent a decade coming up with plans and angles of attack. I initiate my campaign but my forces always get drudged down and then are repelled in the consequent counterattack. It's been the same story over and over. No matter what I think of whenever I go and execute it I'm met with defeat. I simply don't have the resources or manpower to take on this task.
+--- 19231368
+Not sad but lazy. Usually when my wife takes the kid to her parents. If its during the day, I'll go outside and do yard work until it gets dark. By the time I come in and take a shower, its late and I'm tired. If its already dark (or raining), I'll spend my alone time playing vidya. Either way, I'll fry up a couple of eggs and choke them down as fast as possible to minimize the amount of time spent cooking, eating and cleaning.
+--- 19231467
+>>19224513 (OP)
+
+prepackaged granola or "food bars", I use that vague term because there are a million types of granola/energy/protein/meal replacement bars, what have you. Just pick a flavor you like. With the nutrition that is acceptable to you (some have artificial sweeteners for example, different fiber content, etc.)
+
+They keep forever in a box and are ready any time you need. Nice punch of 200 calories or so.
+--- 19231619
+>>19225415
+ignorance is bliss
+>>19226196
+sardines? really? anon… you need to stay away from those
+>>19227250
+depends on how sad, but normally this
+>>19227377
+godspeed fren, be careful, and I wish the best for you
+if I had shrooms, I too would do the same, but know my wife needs them more than I, she has emotional issues from when she was young that continue until today (50 years later) and I have been trying to get her to be open to dosing shrooms. More likely it will be from our San Pedro cactus growing in my yard. To be sure, I plan to make a tea, try it, before giving it to her. I want and desire the benefits, but she needs the benefits.
+t. Mid 50yo who understands and realizes the psychological benefits of using/taking a psychoactive, and has used them a few times
+--- 19232014
+>>19224581
+33/Canadian/I am friendly to everyone but my girlfriend lives 150km away so I visit on the weekends. When I'm there I drink heavily from Friday to Sunday night. On Monday, I miss her. And I sleep at work, sometimes all day long because tired from weekend and the booze. I totally feel depressed from about Monday morning to Tuesday night. I don't eat much because sometimes I am sick from the booze or I just don't wanna eat. Now I'm fine and went grocery shopping. But I am prepared to do it all over again for this weekend.
+--- 19232056
+>>19232014
+Maybe don't drink too much on Sunday. How much are you having a night? 
+Drink water when you're drunk, eat a big meal, and pop a multi vitamin and probiotic before bed.
+--- 19232101
+>>19230619
+Lol dumbass doesnt know the difference between fat and ugly due to facial structure
+--- 19232109
+>>19224513 (OP)
+Why are you sad? Get a family of your own retard.
+--- 19232125
+>>19232056
+I probably have about 16-20 drinks a day every day all day Saturday and Sunday. I don't want to drink water or eat much when I'm drunk. I do take multi-vitamins/B complex 100. I should look into a probiotic. Either way, my lifestyle is fucked. She is a cop so I make food for her on Sunday for all of her shifts during the week. I have a good job and a decent place for cheap so I don't wanna move, but it's becoming an option as I spend so much time and energy commuting. When she has a bad day I usually drive there after work during the week then drive back to my work in the morning. Costs loads in gas and wear and tear on my car but she is worth it. She puts up with my shit and is an awesome person. We have fun all weekend long.
+--- 19232144
+>>19232109
+doesn't sound very fair on other people in this new family
+--- 19232244
+>>19232125
+That's definitely not anything sustainable but I'm not going to pretend like Im better. You'll figure it out eventually. You should considering eating though even if it's just appetizers and finger foods. Something tasty makes the drinks more enjoyable is what I found anyway.
+--- 19232362
+>>19224581
+Yes. 34. USA. Always had depression, just a normal flavor for me, comes and goes. Currently a bit down because my nicotine habit is getting worse and it’s making me grumpy, budget issues may hold up a promotion, and I hurt my shoulder real bad. Also politics and such.
+--- 19232370
+>>19232362
+You will never be American. We can clearly see yoir ip address lmao
+--- 19232512
+>>19224518
+this also chinese take out
+--- 19232819
+>>19228714
+there're plenty of middleman hiring sites in america that'll get you a $13-$19 job within a 25 mile radius
+--- 19232826
+Eating this big plate of Indian rn
+--- 19232830
+>>19232826
+are you sad?
+--- 19232840
+>>19228714
+keep applying you will get something eventually. is there any reason you might no be geting called back? make sure u have ur shit in order u little freak
+--- 19232920
+>>19232830
+Mentally and physically exhausted. And sick. But not really sad no
+--- 19232957
+>>19232920
+what would i have to do to make you sad?
+--- 19233041
+>>19224581
+bipolar disorder but it's not true sadness, just my brain fucking with me. depressive bouts rarely last longer than a week, i just sleep that shit off and remember i'm not ACTUALLY sad
+--- 19233103
+Water and peanut butter. Gotta get that protein lol
+--- 19233107
+>>19227323
+Agreed. Stay strong, brother.

ck/19224893.txt

@@ -75,11 +75,6 @@ Surely Charlie boy can afford to go to the dentist's, can he not? The fuk's up w
 >>19224893 (OP)
 >country's leader
 lel
---- 19226614
->I'm poor
->it has to be someone else's fault I'm poor 
->Why did you do this to me 
->Oh how curle and sad that people have things i do not, what a horrible Atrocity
 --- 19226628
 >>19224893 (OP)
 You don't vote for a king.
@@ -89,12 +84,6 @@ and not like he has any real power anyway.
 >>19224893 (OP)
 --- 19228309
 You have been royally bumped.
---- 19228434
->>19224893 (OP)
-What do you do? Are you telling me people in Britbongistan working good jobs can't afford food? Or are you some disgusting neet or shitskin toilet scrubber complaining that you don't have enough disposable income?
---- 19228441
->>19226614
-this but unironically and in a thread where it's actually relevant
 --- 19228580
 >>19224906
 
@@ -107,6 +96,108 @@ Ah, a porridgewog, that explains it.
 >>19224952
 >fast
 How new are you? Back in 2017 it was a lot faster. It's slow as shit now
---- 19228732
+--- 19230337
+>>19226632
+He's commenting on Charles's tie. Both men are wearing ties with elephants on them. He's probably just commenting on the coincidence.
+--- 19230350
+>>19224893 (OP)
+Say what you will about Lizzie, at least she could play pretend. Are the tourism dollars really still worth supporting the Royal Kardashians? Nice quiche though, be sure to add some HP Sauce (manufactured in the Netherlands for some time now).
+--- 19230354
+>>19226628
+>not like he has any real power anyway
+Nor any real responsibility. (See also: centuries of profound cultural decline.) But you get castles and golden crowns and velvet underpants. Nice gig if you can get it.
+--- 19230375
+>>19224893 (OP)
+>coronation of my country's unelected parasitic leader
+Which one?
+--- 19230550
+pictured: the last time this country has any sense of solidarity or community spirit
+--- 19230564
+>>19230375
+Oof
+--- 19231121
+>>19230375
+ohohohoho
+--- 19231590
+>>19230375
+do the needful and delete this
+--- 19231597
+>>19231590
+Part and parcel
+--- 19231611
+>>19224912
+Piss off and shill for Big Smilla someplace else, cat fucker.
+--- 19231632
+>>19230375
+All politicians are parasites installed by capital. At least the King didn't lock me up for two years.
+--- 19231649
+Yeah, I made coronation quiche a couple of weeks back. Was OK. But of course I resented the obvious marketing of a vegetarian dish as part of the NWO which Charles is a shill for. 
+
+Pro tip: Don't forget to peel the broad beans. If you don't do that they are tough and taste like shit.
+--- 19231664
+>>19231632
+what did you do?
+--- 19231671
+>>19231664
+The politicians locked everyone indoors to crash the eco-uh, for our own safety during the pandemic.
+--- 19231676
+>>19231671
+The most basic bitch take
+--- 19231683
+>>19231676
+Oh, sure, it also had other benefits, enforces the dependency of people on the state, makes people believe the state is a good thing, etc.
+I wasn't going to type all that out and then derail it at the end like that though, was I?
+The actual basic take is being a votetard.
+--- 19231687
+>>19231683
+Yes and all your fellow basic bitches agree. Enjoy your new company.
+--- 19231689
+>>19231632
+>At least the King didn't lock me up for two years.
+>implying he wouldn't have if he could've
+Retard.
+--- 19231703
+>cunts on my street are trying to organize a street party for the coronation.
+They're probably going to pledge allegiance to charles in unison. 
+Bunch of cucks
+--- 19231704
 >>19224893 (OP)
-cringe more shitskinned faggot
+>2023
+>still worshipping a king/queen
+good god
+--- 19231706
+*beep beep* 
+Lock up your daughters.
+--- 19231732
+>>19231703
+How do you know they are monarchists and not anarcho-monarchists?
+--- 19231750
+>>19231706
+whats that sick fucking pedo doing with jimmy savile?
+--- 19231786
+>>19231706
+and he got away with it too
+
+they let him live the life until he died
+--- 19231792
+>>19224893 (OP)
+>unelected parasitic leader
+I prefer a good king/queen to any politician as head of state.
+>>19230375
+lol
+--- 19232107
+>>19231792
+There are no good monarchs. That's why we stayed beheading them in the 18 th century
+--- 19232184
+>>19231706
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw [Embed]
+--- 19232197
+>>19225049
+you have to be 18 to post here
+--- 19232493
+>>19232107
+Didn't that directly lead to France being led by an Emperor and waging a giant retard war on the rest of Europe? Hardly an improvement.
+
+And the English tried that in the 17th century, it lead to Cromwell taking power and that so awful that when he died the country decided to let the monarchy back in and we all agreed never to do something that stupid again.
+--- 19232596
+if he was elected or he'd be a gay pakistani

ck/19225261.txt

@@ -80,3 +80,36 @@ Always keep an old tooth brush to clean small areas like the welding areas. -
 --- 19229471
 >>19225493
 Yes. Second finger nails. That or a scrub brush. I use a little one I clean my finger nails with. It's a full circle.
+--- 19231731
+>>19225261 (OP)
+you aren't supposed to clean it. 
+why do you think they leave that part there where food debris builds up?
+do you really think a company who makes pans all day wouldn't think about that? 
+its so you have a lineage of flavors in your food. 
+it enhances the food and gives it a rich, complex history that encapsulates your preferred flavor profiles.
+--- 19231735
+>>19225261 (OP)
+I simply purchase a new pan each time I use the old pan. I then throw the old pan away.
+--- 19231806
+>>19225261 (OP)
+I just use my plastic micro bead blaster on a lot of the dishes. Rinse down the drain. No worries.
+--- 19231818
+>>19229364
+carbon bros, we keep winning
+--- 19231830
+>>19225261 (OP)
+buy welded carbon steel pans you pleb
+--- 19231835
+>>19231818
+Always have been, always will be
+--- 19231909
+>>19225261 (OP)
+The heat of the pan cooks the filth.
+--- 19231933
+cram the handle up your ass
+--- 19233063
+>>19225261 (OP)
+AYO THIS NIGGA GOT BARNACLES ON HIS FRYING PAN!!
+--- 19233127
+>>19225261 (OP)
+Get a pan without them.

ck/19225315.txt

@@ -80,3 +80,29 @@ The feta adds a briny saltiness that really rounds out the sweetness of the melo
 --- 19229298
 >>19225315 (OP)
 Just salt, no. Tajin however, oh yes. Ate this today.
+--- 19230699
+>>19225736
+these bot posts are getting out of control
+--- 19230709
+>>19228897
+Yup, it's not watermelon season around here for a few more weeks (months?), so I'll have to put it on hold because they're literally $9 each right now. 
+>>19229298
+I've actually had that before too...fucking awesome.
+--- 19230840
+I love regular watermelon, but because I have no car I have to carry them in a shopping bag, so I only have room for one and when I get the one where the meat is muddy my day is fucking ruined, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
+
+also honey melons are fucking terrible.
+--- 19232253
+>>19225315 (OP)
+>How about with salt?
+is that an American thing?
+--- 19232257
+>>19232253
+People have been salting fruit since ancient times
+--- 19232262
+>>19232253
+How should I know retard
+--- 19232816
+>>19232253
+Why is it always "hurr! Merikans!" with so many of you?
+We're better than you. Just get over it.

ck/19225326.txt

@@ -98,3 +98,23 @@ Life isn't a video game. Go outside and stop killing animals.
 --- 19228396
 >>19225326 (OP)
 Probably, but who gives a shit? You only get one go at life, you might as well enjoy it to the best of your ability.
+--- 19230876
+I wanted to do this, but then Kung Flu happened and steak prices shot up so high I would bankrupt myself faster eating steak every week than if I would visit hookers three times per month.
+--- 19230879
+>>19230876
+*i meant eating steaks every day
+--- 19230912
+>>19227700
+well, probably because it causes you to stop eating processed garbage and refined sugar. i dunno, im just a guy. the real problem with veganism and why it turns people into sioboy mutants is because it relies heavily on processed slop to suppliment the lack of meat or to immitate real meat products. one goyslop leads to another and the next thing you know you're paying a robot to open a jar or soylent for you because youve body has consumed all its muscle tissue trying to keep you alive while you subsist on imitation food products you cant actually get nutritents from.
+--- 19231303
+>>19228341
+>Go outside and stop killing animals.
+Me going outside literally kills more animals albeit.
+--- 19231311
+Not at all, just be sure to drink lots of water
+--- 19231443
+>>19226401
+Your AI sense fucking sucks dick
+--- 19231587
+>>19228341
+I don't kill animals, I go to the grocery store and buy steaks there.

ck/19225484.txt

@@ -196,3 +196,22 @@ Blackstone's aren't flimsy dumbass. Helped a friend set one up the griddle is he
 --- 19229461
 >>19225484 (OP)
 Hey! Free Blackstone guy. Have you cooked on it yet?
+--- 19230060
+>>19229461
+I don’t have one and don’t know what you’re talking but you should probably reduce your time spent on the internet. Unrelated but I hired a machinist to do this today and I love my best friends sister but haven’t told him or her yet. We used to date in middle and high school though but those were cringe days. I saw her today and she looked pimply but hella cute and gave me free coffees.
+
+/blog
+--- 19230061
+>>19229448
+The fact that it took two of you to set up a Chinese Ikea grill doesn't give me much confidence in your ability to discern quality cookware.
+--- 19230729
+>>19229461
+Free Blackstone Chad here. I'm not OP but it's rained almost all week so could only use it one day so far. Made bacon, home fries, eggs, and handmade tortillas. It's nice out today so I will do smashburgers for dinner. Gonna make pupusas this weekend.
+--- 19230819
+>>19230729
+How’s you get it for free my negro
+--- 19232422
+>>19230819
+Complained to Amazon because it had a small dent in bottom shelf. Then said I had no way to return it because it's heavy and I had already thrown out the box.
+>>19230729
+Made my smash burgers

ck/19225604.txt

@@ -65,3 +65,127 @@ I'm not in the third world, but whites do the same when they have picnics. It's
 --- 19228460
 >>19225604 (OP)
 >more comfier
+--- 19229916
+>>19228375
+is eating on the floor a rare occasion thing like picnics
+--- 19229927
+>>19228375
+>when they have picnics
+You're a fucking moron, and obviously you shit in the street.
+--- 19229928
+>>19228375
+Except a picnic is literally done to escape the trappings of civilization (the dining table at home) to be closer to nature (where there are no tables). Do not try to compare your third world squatting to the civilized leisure activities of actual humans.
+--- 19229953
+>>19228073
+One of the biggest misconceptions about India is that they eat sloppa. Nothing could be further from the truth. Think, Indian culture is centered around the Ganghes and she has lots of coastline. More than Great Britain! Indian cuisine isn't sloppa, it's freshly caught sea fload.
+--- 19229957
+>>19229916
+Eating on the table is for special occasions like holidays or inviting guests over. This is just for my family but many others may do the opposite. It just depends
+
+>>19229927
+>>19229928
+You're just finding excuses to be disgusted about this when it's the same thing. As long as you're not literally eating off the ground, then it's clean
+--- 19229993
+>>19226226
+You sound odd. Comfy but fucking odd. 
+>>19228102
+Me too, but I've never been in restruant biz. 
+>>19228375
+I'm sad to say I've done this but with a beach towel on my bed. D:
+>>19229953
+Isn't that thing insanely polluted and full of dead burnt Indians?
+--- 19230188
+>more comfier
+ESL faggot detected
+--- 19230848
+>>19229993
+>I'm sad to say I've done this but with a beach towel on my bed. D:
+It's ok we all have our days
+--- 19231058
+>>19225604 (OP)
+Oh look it's a real tortilla.
+--- 19231061
+>>19225604 (OP)
+Might as well skip the dishes too
+--- 19231069
+>>19225604 (OP)
+>Do you prefer to sit on the floor and eat food or eat at a table?
+Standing.
+--- 19231083
+I have a 4ftish bench in my house that I like to eat my meals off, standing. I will usually rely on fingers and occasionally a knife. A fork is almost never required and is the mark of a homosexual. Mixing meat, vegetables and sauce into portions is the work of the digits we were given.
+--- 19231086
+>>19231058
+Rotis are almost the same as tortillas but the ingredients are slightly different I believe. But there's so many similarities between pakistani and latin american food. So many curries that we eat are identical to some latin american dishes
+--- 19231118
+>>19225604 (OP)
+smelly pajeet
+--- 19231254
+>>19229957
+>>19229993
+>>19230188
+>>19230848
+>>19231058
+>>19231061
+>>19231069
+>>19231083
+>>19231118
+>>19231086
+
+Enjoy your ants
+--- 19231286
+>>19231254
+That's only if you're a slob and you never clean up food
+--- 19231298
+>>19231286
+>dude i totally clean my floor of every crumb
+youre gross
+--- 19231332
+>>19225604 (OP)
+laying in the bed
+--- 19231365
+>>19225604 (OP)
+Standing. Just to get the feeding over with and go do something better.
+--- 19231403
+>>19225604 (OP)
+
+I take the pan and eat the food over the sink. Then I was everything and go to bed.
+--- 19231448
+>>19231403
+When were you diagnosed?
+--- 19231475
+>>19225604 (OP)
+kinda both, i find sitting on the floor and eating from a coffee table cozy
+--- 19231633
+>>19225604 (OP)
+>more comfier
+More ESL, too.
+--- 19231663
+>>19225604 (OP)
+A table retard. You poor non Americans are hilarious.
+--- 19231665
+I stand and have my food on the kitchen counter.
+--- 19231895
+>>19225604 (OP)
+nice looking roti fren. i prefer to walk around while eating
+--- 19232797
+>>19231298
+Tables can get ants too if you're dirty. Eating on the ground can be clean if you set a tray or a blanket. My floors never get dirty from crumbs because only the tray or blankets do. I still clean the floors anyways just because I'm a big germaphobe
+
+>>19231663
+I'm american
+
+>>19231895
+Thank you! I used to really struggle with rotis but now I'm better at it. Still can't make a perfect circle but I'm getting there
+--- 19232815
+for me, it's the kitchen counter
+--- 19232827
+>>19231665
+once in a blue moon I (>>19232815) get high as fuck on weed then eat for a solid hour at my kitchen counter. And cus I'm tripping, I always think "WTF, is this normal? This behavior is so fucked, lonely me eating like a slob in my kitchen. Ffs."
+
+good times
+--- 19232853
+>>19232827
+>how I live my 20s
+--- 19232860
+>>19232853
+might as well post my lunch from today too. Again, another counter meal. It was really good. I never put salt in my 'cakes before, it makes them so good.

ck/19226306.txt

@@ -489,3 +489,62 @@ Anon...that is the point.
 --- 19229583
 >>19229562
 Your photo doesn't even look good, your couple of points above don't prove anything.
+--- 19229609
+>>19229487
+That’s actually pretty funny, because I remember thinking it didn’t look any better than what you could buy frozen, but I didn’t want to discourage you. I wasn’t voting because I posted an entry so it didn’t impact your score.
+--- 19229709
+>>19229609
+To be fair, it took a few tricks to get frozen lasagna to look that good. I think that's how it looks in our heads, but that is definitely not what's in the plastic tray when you take it out of the microwave. I honestly felt bad every time someone said something positive about it. I wasn't trying to make anyone look stupid (you're all anonymous; none of this matters).
+>i didn’t want to discourage you
+But that's kind of the problem, isn't it? You should be honest. You should be roasting people even. But you should still make sure they know it's all for fun, and even the best cooks here started somewhere, and all of them are still just amateurs in a small pond. So what the fuck, make jokes, give advice on what you'd do differently, and then argue with the other anon trying to say your suggestion is shit . Everyone needs to settle down and stop taking everything so seriously. You're on the 4chan food and cooking board.
+--- 19229773
+>>19229709
+Lul, point taken. I reckon if I had said, “That looks like fancy-plated frozen lasagna. A basil plant died for this garnish” you might have fessed up. (Yes, yes. I know you pinch the tops off to make them bushier and the plants do not literally die.)
+--- 19229777
+Everyone is getting so uppity in these threads, I'll actually cook something next challenge. I thought it'd be more lighthearted and fun, but it hurts people emotionally when you aren't pretending it's Iron Chef as opposed to "Nailed It!"
+--- 19229800
+>>19229773
+>you might have fessed up
+You're underestimating the degree of my obstinance when it comes to following through with stupid ideas I come up with in the middle of the night, as well my alcoholism. I would have have fought your allegations tooth and nail.
+--- 19229834
+>>19229800
+Oh, man. The fun we could have had. All lost, like tears in the rain.
+--- 19229872
+>>19229777
+Checked and nailed it.
+--- 19229922
+>>19226418
+LOL fags
+--- 19230385
+>>19229922
+cope
+--- 19230549
+>>19229084
+Bitching about competition is more fun than the competition because the competition *isnt fun*
+--- 19230930
+>>19230549
+>the competition *isnt fun*
+Speak for yourself. It always gives me an excuse to try things I otherwise wouldn't and play around with ideas.
+--- 19231417
+>>19230549
+>>19230930
+Yet you're both arguing.
+--- 19231643
+>>19226343
+My dude, that basil or whatever looks wilted as fuck. You know you're supposed to used it as garnish immediately before eating, not heating it up, right?
+--- 19231650
+>>19226383
+Was that former canine part of the meal, too?
+--- 19232137
+>>19230930
+Yeah I’d like to see another round soon, to give me an excuse to like, put in some effort.
+--- 19232820
+>>19232137
+>an excuse to like, put in some effort
+I always give myself way too much work and then put it off until the last minute when I'm drunk at 2am.
+--- 19233019
+>>19226418
+this is the worst looking dish out of any of the top 10, 
+
+>>19226368
+this is the real winner

ck/19226313.txt

@@ -80,3 +80,103 @@ Depends on how big they are and what I'm eating them with. But I would say usual
 I don't really like sweet food for breakfast. I'd rather have bacon, eggs, and potatoes
 --- 19229587
 None. Don't like them.
+--- 19229650
+>>19226530
+Cool picture. Do you work at a breakfast restaurant like waffle house, IHOP, or Denny's?
+--- 19230341
+>>19228931
+>her sizzurp touches her eggs
+Disgusting. Use two small plates next time, one for your pancakes and the other for your eggs and meat
+--- 19230589
+>>19226371
+wait are we still talking about pancakes, or?
+--- 19230592
+>>19226502
+Is that grapefruit and whipped cream? Ice cream??
+--- 19230595
+>>19226313 (OP)
+Pitiful little dab of butter. Needs more butter
+--- 19230614
+>>19226389
+What kinds of pie tho
+--- 19230626
+>>19226502
+that cream looks like a bulldog
+--- 19230753
+>>19226316
+Fpgp
+--- 19230765
+>>19226313 (OP)
+OP, that certainly is an upsetting number of pancakes. 
+
+https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uloT8V6Skgk [Embed]
+--- 19230811
+>>19228931
+The heat of the eggs melts the cheese. 
+>>19230341
+Fake problem.
+--- 19230817
+>>19226325
+Go make pancakes anon. Now.
+I don't care if it's 12AM or 3PM, make you some damn pancakes
+--- 19231147
+>>19226313 (OP)
+If they're crepes then I'll have as many as possible. If they're those shitty American pancakes then I can probably manage 2 or 3.
+--- 19231204
+>>19226313 (OP)
+Just one. But it's thicc.
+--- 19231222
+>>19226321
+when I eat pancakes 
+the syrup MUST NOT contact the pancake until just before I take a bite
+pancakes sitting in syrup for any length of time ruins the pancake texture
+I tilt my plate at a drastic angle to keep the syrup and pancake separated
+--- 19231227
+>>19226502
+interesting pancake with walnuts, sour cream, and salmon
+--- 19231258
+>>19231222
+Talk to your therapist.
+I want my pancakes to suck up all the syrup.
+--- 19231702
+>>19226313 (OP)
+None, I can tolerate them if nothing else is available though.
+--- 19231710
+>>19231702
+what situations do you find yourself in, in which pancakes are the only option? Lol.
+--- 19231715
+>>19231710
+Pancake breakfasts
+--- 19231722
+>>19231222
+>Trips of kindergarten
+My 5 year old thinks the same way. Do you wish your dad was more like Bandit too?
+--- 19231724
+>>19226313 (OP)
+All of them?
+--- 19231742
+I can usually eat 3, but I don’t enjoy them.
+--- 19231744
+>>19226313 (OP)
+10. After that I start to worry about my calorific intake.
+--- 19231877
+>>19231222
+Try rolling the pancake into a tube and dip it in the syrup as you go.
+--- 19231994
+>>19231222
+>>19231877
+This, also make a bunch of dollar sized pancakes the dip in a sauce cup of syrup
+--- 19232050
+I ate 6 for breakfast at 3pm
+--- 19232061
+>>19230811
+>Fake problem.
+Nah. It's legitimately icky to put syrup on fried eggs (other than ketchup, which is delicious).
+--- 19232066
+I haven't eaten any pancakes for many, many years.
+--- 19232075
+>>19226313 (OP)
+Like 15-20, not even memeing, they're not very filling .
+--- 19232095
+>>19232050
+This picture is ass. Take a better one

ck/19226349.txt

@@ -314,3 +314,114 @@ All I can see is how mad you're getting over nothing
 --- 19229542
 >>19226349 (OP)
 Their meatball sub is a guilty pleasure.
+--- 19229853
+>>19228607
+if you order on the app you dont get to stand there and make sure they make your sandwich right, which is the whole point of subway
+--- 19230456
+>>19226349 (OP)
+>u-uh can I have the Italianndnd...
+>come again?
+>the BMT
+>...
+>what sauces?
+>noeaucses..
+>SPEAK
+>NO s-sauces
+happened irl fr
+--- 19230487
+>>19229530
+I'm not mad, but your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Mr. Sea Lion.
+--- 19230534
+Footlong, white bread, Italian BMT, provolone, untoasted, banana peppers, jalapenos, black olives, pickles, onions, vinegar, oil, salt, pepper, oregano.
+--- 19230562
+>>19228607
+it was five dollars for a bmt when a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds was $1
+
+now a double cheeseburger from mcdonalds costs $2 and a bmt footlong costs $15
+
+thats not inflation
+--- 19230569
+>>19226349 (OP)
+Subway is thr most mid place of all time
+
+Goddamn its just so fucking mid its crazy
+--- 19230574
+>>19228508
+This is the type of consumer the world needs lol
+
+I can relate sir
+--- 19230618
+>>19229853
+When did I say anything about the app?
+Shit's on sale dude. Nothing to do with you standing there or not.
+--- 19230632
+>>19230562
+Subway.com tells me a footlong BMT is $9.69 (USD). I'm not sure where you're getting $15.
+You might also want to Google "inflation" since you seem to be confused about what the term means.
+--- 19230644
+WHY THE FUCK WOULD I EVER GO TO SHITTY SUBWAY FOR A TEN DOLLAR SANDWICH WHEN EVERY GROCERY STORE IN AMERICA HAS A DELI AND SELLS BETTER SUB SANDWICHES FOR HALF THAT PRICE
+--- 19230661
+>>19230534
+based, try getting a footlong toasted meatball as well. 
+
+Then you have half cold and half hot subs. I like to do it for lunch, then have the other halves again for dinner. Or if you got a subway bro, you can split it with them. One of the best sandwich experiences imo. I call it the song of ice and fire.
+--- 19230750
+>>19230644
+Half the price is an exaggeration.
+Wawa sells a superior meatball sub for about $8.00.
+But I'm not staying away from Subway because of the price, I stay away because their food is crap.
+--- 19230797
+>>19226349 (OP)
+same thing i get everytime including ten mins ago
+--- 19230972
+Have they made the chicken into actual chicken now?
+--- 19231076
+>>19230644
+Because ads work. Don't believe me? Just read this thread.
+>>19230750
+I pay a third the price.
+--- 19231240
+>>19226349 (OP)
+everything in the register, now!
+
+but seriously i only recently had a sub a few months ago after not having one for 4+years. the bread is even less dense and now tastes of sugar/sweet
+got free drink with it but all they had was a fucking machine that had pepsi, diet pepsi and water
+and the worse thing
+fucking paper straws, ruined the taste of the soda
+gross, never goin back
+also i was still hungry after eating a footlong and im a fucking stick, wheres all the bread? thats supposed to help make you full
+--- 19231391
+>>19226367
+It's illegal, sorry,
+--- 19231412
+>>19226393
+>Is anything fucking real here?
+
+>>19230972
+>Have they made the chicken into actual chicken now?
+
+This type of shit is exactly what I think of when I think of Subway. it's like all their food is an uncanny valley version of the real thing. 
+
+Even when I was a kid and went there I got the sense they tried to make their bread seem all tasty and artisan but you bite into it and it's just flavorless mush. 
+
+Like it all seems so bland and average and like 30% artificial, 70% real food Lol. 
+
+I just don't get the gimmick that is Subway. I don't know why anyone would crave to eat there. The chips available at the counter are the exact same you find in Grocery stores. Fucking Lays or something. The cookies terribly average like everything else.
+--- 19231425
+>>19231076
+>I pay a third the price.
+Subway - $10
+My local gas station - $8
+Where are you getting a $3.33 foot-long sub?
+Out of somebody's trunk on the side of the road?
+A homeless guy who makes them behind his dumpster?
+Maybe you Mommy sells you three for $10, no matter how much it costs her to make them?
+Nope, if you're north of the Rio Grande, I'd love to hear where you're getting a foot-long for $3.33.
+--- 19231466
+Shit is not worth it. Dogshit Ingredients
+--- 19231498
+>>19231425
+My local Eye-tie places charge $11 and $13 for foot-longs, though they are MUCH better than Subway.
+--- 19231737
+>>19226393
+Yeah give me onions, spinach, light mayo, vinegar, and salt and pepper. Yeah I wanted it toasted

ck/19226545.txt

@@ -34,3 +34,18 @@ is that frozen rice?
 WOULD
 --- 19229360
 seems pretty harmless, though I'd probably throw out any rice that got mixed in with the ketchup
+--- 19230193
+>>19226545 (OP)
+Toss it out the window? Yes.
+--- 19230225
+>>19226545 (OP)
+How did you get this photo
+--- 19230231
+>>19226545 (OP)
+already have
+--- 19230236
+>>19226545 (OP)
+if I ever see you on the street I'm going to throw dirt at you
+--- 19231932
+>>19226545 (OP)
+yes, yes i would

ck/19227148.txt

@@ -133,3 +133,71 @@ poor kid. his eyes watery due to smoke and still gives the thumbs up :*(
 --- 19229536
 >>19229127
 Can have screens pls? I have a folder hungry for this type of stuff
+--- 19230082
+>>19228425
+I always thought my mom saying she used to make dinner when she was eight was full of shit but maybe she was serious.
+--- 19230089
+>>19227148 (OP)
+This has to edited, he could have literally exploded.
+--- 19230092
+>>19228427
+You'd be surprised how even a little daily physical activity can slim you down. Too many people in western countries just sit around on their asses all day at work then drive home to sit on their asses there instead.
+--- 19230097
+>>19228547
+I shouldn't have laughed at this
+--- 19230184
+>>19228425
+ye he chillin livin da good life
+--- 19230244
+>>19229127
+>>19229536
+Speedrunner BigJon. There' a whole forum (and presumably not only one) for these growers. Screenshots are reposted in /v/ time after time. No way i'm intentionally searching for more. It's somewhat spooky, has cannibalism vibes around it, far as i see
+--- 19230363
+>>19227148 (OP)
+is he british?
+--- 19230365
+>>19228425
+that kid cooks better than our local restaurant.
+--- 19230374
+>>19227148 (OP)
+I think we all learned from COVID that you can't really trust chinks to publish accurate statistics, even when it's really important. They could be mostly fat, just like the US.
+--- 19230383
+>>19228907
+I never had one till I visited the USA lol
+--- 19230430
+>>19228425
+>Mom would rather film her oldest child be a safety risk in front of a makeshift fireplace and a wok with hot oil than to make the dinner herself for some brownie points online.
+Grinding to get that social score up must be something wild.
+--- 19230667
+>>19230430
+social score =/= social media score, silly gweilo
+--- 19230757
+>>19230374
+Literally every country published complete fucking garbage, and it's been that way since figures began.
+--- 19230758
+>>19227148 (OP)
+Test
+--- 19231292
+>>19230758
+icle
+--- 19231356
+>>19230430
+t. coping because jealous of kid's cooking abilities 
+Fuck off, he's fine. The mum is rightly proud.
+--- 19231364
+>>19227148 (OP)
+That's extremely disturbing
+--- 19231366
+>>19228557
+kek
+--- 19231927
+>>19227186
+And how many people is that designed to serve?
+--- 19231949
+>>19227186
+>2 cups of oil
+>pound of rice
+larping retard
+--- 19232126
+>>19228576
+sesame oil is a wonderful aroma and is worth the 50 calories

ck/19227717.txt

@@ -71,3 +71,84 @@ what's the joke here? that you're making a decade old, irrelevant reference?
 --- 19229114
 >>19229019
 Based
+--- 19229888
+>>19228985
+>t. Wendy
+>>19229050
+>t. Ronald
+--- 19229892
+>>19227717 (OP)
+Often. Where are these from?
+--- 19229902
+>>19229024
+never gonna make it
+--- 19229903
+>>19228110
+>>19229110
+I didn't get to ck much when these guys were popular, did anyone post about them or that drunk lesbian cooking show or that vein of stuff?
+--- 19229912
+>>19229892
+https://www.amigosburgersandshakes.com/
+--- 19231037
+They're on offer again, plus an extra £5 off if you spend £20. If I hadn't had them yesterday, I'd've had four today for just over £5 each (including delivery).
+--- 19231591
+>>19227717 (OP)
+yes
+one night probably over 10 years ago in Atlanta
+but one was before midnight and the other was after so maybe that doesn't count
+I think I wrote a poem about it
+--- 19232730
+>>19227717 (OP)
+Yea, campfire burgers are dope af, went for bbq sauce basted grilled pineapple and red onions, with pepperjack cheese. Basically the only reason to go car camping over backpacking are the superior food options. Plus doing stuff outside all day and hiking makes it double burger time.
+--- 19232824
+>>19227717 (OP)
+I once ate two burger meals from Hardee's. One of my fat fuck moments. The other being I ate nothing but a tub of those cheese balls for a month (a single tub, not multiple).
+--- 19232833
+When I was in the middle of losing weight my friends had a McDonald’s party and I ate probably 15 McDoubles and 5 or 6 McNuggies packs. Didn’t really have an effect an d still ended up losing around 50 lbs.
+--- 19232867
+Obviously yes, but there’s no reason to use two buns. The way is to slap more meat onto the same bun, not to eat more buns just to get more meat.
+--- 19232873
+>>19227717 (OP)
+yes i have. next question.
+--- 19232884
+>>19227717 (OP)
+Where are these from? What kind are they. 
+
+>>19232730
+damn yo that looks amazing
+--- 19232889
+>>19232873
+What was the last dessert you ate?
+
+follow up: did you enjoy it?
+--- 19232909
+>>19232889
+tiramisu. yes. next question.
+--- 19232968
+>>19227717 (OP)
+The burger on the left: -_-
+--- 19232977
+>>19227717 (OP)
+I'm a giant so I can eat a lot of burgers. Those small little shitty fast food burgers are like 2 bites for me.
+
+Also, yes, I have a huge uncircumsized penis.
+--- 19232997
+>>19232833
+sure thing movie blob
+--- 19233029
+>>19227717 (OP)
+yeah, but they were little McDonald's burgers or Dick's burgers
+--- 19233057
+>>19227717 (OP)
+I ate 2 Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwiches and I slept like a baby afterwards
+--- 19233077
+>>19233057
+oh shit i didn't know the hot honey was back
+--- 19233087
+>>19229903
+damn bro you missed out on /emtg/ (epic meal time general) where we would discuss all the cast and share fast food cooking tips
+--- 19233136
+>>19232909
+Are there any meals you're planning at this very moment? Something you'd like to make in the future?
+
+You know those types of meals that linger in your mind and you think "I should make that soon"

ck/19227818.txt

@@ -12,18 +12,10 @@ for me it's hot toddy
 --- 19227973
 >>19227838
 Miss Liz! Two hot toddys!
---- 19228037
->>19227973
-Here is your first sir...
---- 19228040
-And for you sir, the second. Please enjoy. :)
 --- 19228043
 >>19228037
 >>19228040
 what...what the fuck are these?
---- 19228046
->>19228043
-Hot Tottys sir, oh I am sorry, you meant the drink not the lovedoll. My apologies sir...
 --- 19228047
 >>19228046
 And I thought posting here was the fastest way to get on the super platinum watch list.
@@ -33,24 +25,15 @@ I am sure it was just a misunderstanding sir...
 --- 19228082
 >>19228060
 No problem, but I still need to come with me.
---- 19228099
->>19228082
-Perhaps you have another kink you want to explore?
 --- 19228229
 >>19228099
 damn, whyd they have to make the face all dumb looking
---- 19228238
->>19228229
-Do you prefer a doggie?
 --- 19228256
 >>19228238
 no I just want a human gf to love :'(
 --- 19228303
 >>19228238
 [spoiler]moar?[/spoiler]
---- 19228321
->>19228303
-Of Inujima? OK.
 --- 19228667
 Fap time.
 --- 19228924
@@ -63,8 +46,87 @@ It was just a misunderstanding.
 >>19228040
 >>19228046
 I'm not sure if I'm more creeped out by the people fucking these or the ones buying them to pretend they have children
---- 19229269
+--- 19230609
+I see now...
+--- 19230642
+i wish i could unread this thread
+--- 19230727
+>>19230642
+It was just a misunderstanding.
+--- 19230733
+>>19229428
+>Silent Hill 2 Remake
+Looks pretty good
+--- 19230873
+>>19229289
+Link to this guy's site? This shit is oddly fascinating in how disturbing it is. I feel like I'm about to watch a murder
+--- 19230910
+>>19230873
+He doesn't have a site but he posts on Russian forums. 
+
+I ran this through a translator and he is complaining why she started eating the fresh fish he got for her without waiting for him. He then says he is sorry and that he doesn't deserve her and asks forgiveness. 
+
+https://litter.catbox.moe/u8ihsq.mp4
+--- 19231098
+>>19227818 (OP)
+How do you pronounce toclcly? Kind of a weird name.
+--- 19231189
+>>19230910
+This is chilling, thank you
+--- 19231191
+>>19230910
+Why does the coffee table make it 10 times worse?
+--- 19231194
+>>19231189
+Love this post thanks anon
+--- 19231207
 >>19229257
-Shhhhh.....
---- 19229289
-The guy seems like a bro.
+what are you on about? the ones fucking them are definitely creepier
+--- 19231228
+>>19231207
+Man..my wife is a nurse practitioner and used to work in a hospital in rural indiana. She's told more fucked up stories about a handful of grieving mothers than literal bath salt zombies. Women who've lost a child are a different species.
+--- 19231235
+>>19231228
+Tell them fucker
+Please?
+--- 19231239
+>>19231228
+example?
+--- 19231257
+>>19231235
+Second hand, but ere' goes: A late 20's woman was treated for minor injuries after a car crash with a drunk, but her 3 year old daughter died. From my wife's account she was heartbroken, hysterical, and worked her self up to the point of losing consciousness. I was 28ish when she told me this story and understood it, but have since had a kid and would agree that this behavior, if not exhibited, would be a red flag in and of itself. 
+>FFW some time - weeks - months not years
+The woman was brought into the er where she was treated for severe burns on her arms. It turns out that she'd been heating up a bottle over the stove to the point that the formula was boiling and dousing her wrists in it. Her husband came home from work and brought her in...I was told that her wrist looked like over cooked honey ham. I can't really visualize that, but enough that the skin had come off to the point where you could see the divot by looking down her arm (I was told that after the dead skin was removed by a surgeon and my wife was able to treat the burn). A little odd, but still just mildly crazy imo....The woman acted embarrassed and agreed to grief counseling. 
+>FFW again -don't remember the time frame this was like 9 years ago. 
+Same woman, brought in complaining of a stomach ache. No real build up here, but for reasons unknown, she ate an entire box of band aids. 
+Cont.
+--- 19231268
+>>19231257
+She was admitted and kept for observation for 48 hours (self risk) in that time she managed to somehow take several pictures of children from the nurse's station and ingest them as well. Her husband, for some reason, did not have her committed at that point. 
+>Last one 2 weeks after previous
+She was arrested for animal cruelty (and quickly released) after she pierced the family dog's ears with earrings that had been given to her (deceased) daughter at the time of her birth from a family member. 
+
+Perhaps not as shocking as a druggie eating another one, but by the account of everyone my wife was allowed to talk to this was a 100% normal, happy woman up until the moment her child died. The thing is, my wife is one of the most level headed, rational people I know and if something were to happen to my daughter I wouldn't be overly shocked if she went this crazy...
+--- 19231272
+>>19231257
+>>19231268
+There are also numerous cases of women being admitted just to attempt to steal newborns. I've heard of one actually being able to take the baby out of the hospital before being caught....those are more tame but if you were the parent of an hours old child...that would rock your world.
+--- 19231297
+>>19231268
+Damn anon that was fucking sick
+You could write creepypastas you know
+Got more?
+--- 19231326
+>>19227818 (OP)
+forbidden choccy 
+
+Captcha: GAMSX
+--- 19231331
+>>19231297
+Not off the top of my head, but I'll ask her when she's home from work. There have been several stories where a man will kill his infant aged son/daughter. Those are almost as fictional to me as I literally cannot imagine it. Like if it try my brain changes channels.
+--- 19231431
+>>19228037
+>>19228040
+--- 19231437
+>>19231388
+nice bait

ck/19228080.txt

@@ -39,3 +39,24 @@ As far as meat goes, you have a wide variety of options. Grilled minced meat in
 There are three main alcoholic drinks to choose from: beer, wine and rakija. Lagers are decent at best, craft beers are very good. Wine is excellent, especially if you can try it in a winery. Rakija is a strong fruit-based spirit, the universal panacea, the alpha and omega, etc etc, and it can either be very good or very bad depending on the quality. It is strong, nonetheless. DON'T TRY TO DOWN IT ALL AT ONCE. ALWAYS SIP IT. It's for your own good. 
 >Do they have some sort of tripe? Asian style cooked tripe?
 There are tripe-based dishes, but you can't find them in every restaurant. From what I've heard, they are a delicacy, but I haven't tried any of them ever. I have no idea what "Asian style" is.
+--- 19230002
+>>19228703
+>there's restaurants that specialize
+So I should assume tripe is not available in every restaurant? I have been traveling through Romania previously and Romanian restaurants all have tripe soup, like literally ALL of them. I assumed serbs have them as well.
+
+>>19228740
+Thanks for the detailed answer. 
+
+>There are tripe-based dishes, but you can't find them in every restaurant
+This answers my question above, thanks
+--- 19230153
+>>19228740
+Great post.
+>Expect large portions of hearty food
+This can't be overstated, you really should come hungry. I've never been to a traditional serbian restaurant that didn't serve huge portions.
+As for desert, some places have cheesecakes and crepes, but also traditional stuff that are turkish in origin, my favourite are urmašice, but all are great IMO.
+--- 19230157
+Meat on a stake, all of them are pretty good.
+--- 19231802
+>huge portions
+wtf i am moving to Serbia now

ck/19228139.txt

@@ -41,3 +41,94 @@ If it's at all possible get your hands on some thc. It's a ridiculously potent a
 --- 19229588
 >>19228139 (OP)
 ginger ale
+--- 19229596
+I had the coof and my throat was so raw and sore that it was physically painful to choke down, but by god I needed it. I tried downing a bottle of water and just puked it up immediately after.
+I think I've had the flu worse than that though.
+--- 19229620
+>>19228139 (OP)
+What you want to do is go to the megamart, hit the pharmacy, and go to the old-people aisle. There you'll find a selection of "nutritional shakes." It's like slim-fast, but it's actually got vitamins and shit. Boost is the name brand, but just get generic, it's half the price for the same thing.
+
+If you're iffy about artificial sugars, get the "plus" version. Probably should anyway, it's got more calories, and you'll need them. If you're iffy about soy, well, tough, a week of it won't kill you.
+
+Anyway, it's good calories, decent protein and vitamins, it's easy to keep down, and if you can't at least it comes back up smooth.
+
+Also, rainbow sherbet is good shit. That and ginger ale was magic when I was a kid. Godspeed brother, hope you feel better.
+--- 19229651
+>>19228139 (OP)
+I genuinely just get McDonalds - it's bland and extremely over-salted and so it settles my stomach and/or is easy to digest without any problems from it. Anything else I try still fucks me up, even muh 'BRAT' shit.
+--- 19229656
+>>19229596
+Gatorade is based. Such a good drink.
+--- 19230065
+>>19228139 (OP)
+wonton soup is a miracle cure for a lot of colds, otherwise high protein salty stuff to help your body fight it off. I love tuna salad so thats usually a meal, and ill put tomatoes and/or lettuce or avocado on it ot make it more interesting.
+--- 19230075
+>>19228139 (OP)
+Seconding all the soup posts. Turmeric is a great anti inflammatory spice and helps with nausea. people always say pepperminty food is good for stomachaches, but that exacerbates it in my experience.
+>>19229620
+Those do not help nausea. I had to get on those old people shakes due to needing to gain weight or I'd land in a hospital (eventually did, was 87 lb) and was put on Ensure shakes. Those things DO NOT sit right if you're already nauseous it's like drinking bricks. I've only ever projectile vomited once in my life and it was after an Ensure shake.
+--- 19230079
+Anything woodruff flavored makes me sick.
+Does that count as sick food?
+--- 19230104
+>>19228139 (OP)
+It's tricky that you're diabetic. I do still have a suggestion for you though.
+Canned Chicken breast. Like pic related. 
+Part of the reason people get bored of the BRAT diet is because there's no meat in there. Canned chunk white meat chicken breast is extremely bland if you just eat it as-is, and it's completely cooked and ready to go so your lazy sick self can easily crack open a can.
+
+I'm specifically recommending the low sodium kind because less salt is easier on a sore stomach, but there's also value in replenishing your sodium so it's your call on that one. There's plenty of salt in there either way trust me. 
+
+You can mix it with your plain white rice and actually have a pretty tasty meal that is doing a lot to help your body heal, while not giving you nausea or upsetting your digestion at all.
+
+Give it a try, I think you'll find it's a very helpful addition.
+Is there some way to add C to BRAT in a way that works?
+I don't like how the BARCT diet sounds
+BRACT?
+--- 19230106
+>>19229596
+The guy said he's diabetic and you tell him to chug gatorade 
+
+but here's a protip for others who do drink Gatorade while sick - get the Lemon-lime kind. It doesn't stain things if you throw it up.
+--- 19230110
+>>19229620
+>If you're iffy about soy,
+The anti-soy kneejerk reaction has been funny to watch, because I know that dietary estrogen isn't at all related to what people think of as estrogen in your body
+The soyboy meme really did a number on people, like if soy sauce is part of their diet they'll just grow a vagina or something
+It's pretty funny how things like that catch hold in public consciousness despite not being true
+--- 19230114
+>>19230075
+>Seconding all the soup posts
+Miso Soup is the best one honestly, since it's doing everything the other soups do but also helping your gut biome
+--- 19230117
+>>19228139 (OP)
+Bananas, yoghurt/kefir and soup.
+--- 19230276
+>>19228139 (OP)
+Vegemite toast of course
+--- 19230754
+>>19228139 (OP)
+Sub sandwhich.... seriously any time I'm sick that's all I want. Makes me feel right as rain for a few hours
+--- 19230834
+>>19228174
+>packs of clear gelatin 
+huh? why would you make jello chicken soup? that's disgusting
+--- 19230847
+>>19230110
+I know right! any it's a tale that's been spread far and wide. my chinese gfs even suggest I don't eat so much tofu because of it. I just tell them not to worry, it's good for my skin
+--- 19230851
+>>19229620
+>rainbow sherbet is good shit. That and ginger ale was magic
+together, or separate?
+my divorced parents always gave me ginger ale when I was sick. rainbow sherbet was the best in the summer time ^_^ magic
+--- 19230857
+>>19228139 (OP)
+Alcohol and cigarettes
+--- 19230874
+Spicy ramen is my go to, with a broth. Dunno why but it feels like chicken noodle soup on steroids
+--- 19231459
+>>19228139 (OP)
+i haven't vomited since the 00s
+
+it seems to be mostly fatty/animal foods that cause it. pretty much anything whole food plant based i've been able to keep down
+--- 19231524
+Microwaved cornflakes. (40 seconds max) learned that shit in prison. Milk and all.

ck/19228152.txt

@@ -30,3 +30,16 @@ Those are sesame seeds
 --- 19228750
 >>19228152 (OP)
 would gladly eat your buns anon
+--- 19230529
+>>19228157
+Yes
+>>19228176
+I donno i didnt do anything special
+--- 19230640
+>>19228152 (OP)
+Looks good. Can we see the insides of one?
+--- 19231166
+>>19230640
+--- 19232069
+>>19228464
+Why not?

ck/19228191.txt

@@ -47,3 +47,57 @@ only drumsticks are cheapish
 Unironically a based jew
 --- 19229162
 >>19228376
+--- 19230066
+>>19229007
+I think he's of portuguese descent, not a jew
+>>19228486
+he has some kind of mouth paralysis like Sylvester Stallone
+--- 19230790
+The best way to cook chicken breast is by 
+>making poaching broth by adding water, salt, bay leaves, black peppercorns, and celery seed then bringing to the boil
+>putting small chicken breasts in
+>bringing back to the boil covered
+>taking off the heat and leaving for 30 minutes
+Prove me wrong. You can save the broth for other stuff if you don't oversalt it.
+
+Bonus: if you butcher a whole chicken, save the skin and fry it up, then use the crispy skin as a garnish with the poached breast so you get chicken fat to go with your lean meat.
+--- 19230802
+>>19228494
+Chicken things and legs rule. I can regularly get them for under $1 a pound.
+
+>>19230790
+Poaching chicken breasts works great. I poach chicken breasts when I make bang bang chicken: https://thewoksoflife.com/bang-bang-chicken-sichuan 
+
+(this is a very different dish from the American-Chinese bang bang chicken which is like deep fried mayonnaise coated chicken)
+--- 19230895
+>>19228191 (OP)
+>dry
+how though? just overcooking it? i eat a bunch of breast and they always have a shit tonne of moisture coming out of them
+--- 19230957
+>>19230790
+>make fun of "seasoning" americans
+>literally boiling chicken breast
+lmfao you people are something else
+--- 19231006
+>>19228191 (OP)
+dan seems like a cool guy, but did he have a stroke or something?
+--- 19232156
+>>19230957
+whypipo dun seasun dey food
+>adds 5 different seasonings to broth and uses it as soup base
+that dun count!
+--- 19232989
+>>19228494
+It's just a single bone with more meat hanging off it than a leg or wing, I guess trimming the thigh skin is the most irritating part. But they are the best damn cut of chicken. I agree I hope no one catches on to the thigh meme.
+--- 19233046
+>>19230957
+you should read the full post before replying next time anon
+--- 19233134
+>>19228191 (OP)
+man i just ripped an mp3 from this live dj set and some fucking retard kept yelling 'LETS GOOOOO' it completely ruined it
+--- 19233164
+>>19228509
+Fairly certain he does, that or he's had a stroke
+--- 19233166
+>>19228191 (OP)
+Dan fucks baking soda.

ck/19228201.txt

@@ -19,3 +19,179 @@ the best keto diet is not eating
 --- 19228550
 >>19228500
 This. Don't try to mimic toast by making a palid brick of sauage on the bottom. Cook it first and then add your eggs. It would be delicious that way.
+--- 19230120
+the steak, savoy cabbage and garlic butter I just ate had less than half of 10g, that's a shitty macro for what will presumably only be a third of what he eats in a day
+--- 19230329
+>>19228500
+You wouldn't eat that? You're a child dude.
+--- 19230335
+>>19228201 (OP)
+>just 5 ingredients
+
+Save for the egg and cheese, all of those "ingredients" are made up of multiple ingredients themselves. Keto makes you retarded.
+--- 19230645
+>>19230335
+>a sausage isnt an ingredient
+autism
+--- 19230679
+>>19228201 (OP)
+I'm currently doing keto and I feel fantastic. Currently have three chicken thighs in the air fryer cooking for my breakfast.
+--- 19230743
+>>19228201 (OP)
+The guac and sauce will have been full of all sorts of preservatives and garbage.
+--- 19230776
+>>19230679
+
+This is what pisses me off the most about keto. If I'm on it I cut out breakfast completely. I ain't eating steak for breakfast, fuck that shit
+--- 19230780
+>>19230776
+Im fine with eating different foods at different times. I would eat eggs and bacon, but I can not tolerate eggs and bacon without some toast. It just leaves me wanting. So I just avoid them altogether
+--- 19230820
+>>19230743
+If he made the guacamole himself (if you buy premade guacamole, you're making an expensive mistake) it shouldn't have any preservatives. While I don't know what hot sauce he's using, the only preservatives in a lot of them are salt and vinegar.
+
+If you're going to dunk on his food for being full of preservatives and garbage, why on earth are you complaining about hot sauce and guacamole instead of the chorizo?
+--- 19231422
+>>19228201 (OP)
+what causes some people to throw cheese on everything? i regularly eat scrambled eggs, but i despise putting cheese in or on them. also, why do you need guac with that? and why did he have to cut up a sausage and shape it like a piece of toast? why do people on special needs diet have to imitate meals that don't fit their autism diet? no, vegans can't just make lentil stew, they need to make vegan burgers out of peas and side products of the chemical industry. same with ketards, they can't just eat their ham and eggs and be done with it, no they have to cut a perfectly good sausage, mash it up and fry it like hamburger to imitate a piece of bread. food trannyism, that's all that is.
+--- 19231452
+>>19228201 (OP)
+
+Keto's relationship with cheese makes me cringe.
+
+Like yeah I get it, "fat good". But cheese to me is just not all that healthy. 
+
+I'm of the mind that humans aren't really designed for dairy or consuming a bunch of milk products. 
+
+Cheese to me just seems to be border on "empty calories", sans the calcium or whatever. 
+
+Stuff like eggs and avocado though is great.
+--- 19231458
+>>19230679
+>Currently have three chicken thighs in the air fryer cooking for my breakfast.
+
+How do you prepare the chicken before putting it in the air fryer? Do you brush it with oil or something? 
+
+I'm asking because I saw that other thread about air fryers lol. Just wondering the basics of how it works or how food is prepared with it.
+--- 19231471
+>>19228201 (OP)
+Imagine posting this as if you're proud of it
+--- 19231478
+>>19231452
+>cheese bad
+>avocado good
+Why?
+--- 19231483
+>>19231452
+what would you sub it for then?
+--- 19231487
+>>19231422
+>what causes some people to throw cheese on everything?
+It tastes good, plus protein.
+>also, why do you need guac with that?
+It tastes good, plus fiber and a little protein.
+>and why did he have to cut up a sausage and shape it like a piece of toast?
+Yeah that's a little odd. But otherwise, best of luck as you continue to learn more about humans and their food. (Next lesson: why do humans enjoy salt?)
+--- 19231488
+Cheddar is such an overrated cheese
+--- 19231494
+>>19230679
+You're going to eat 3 whole chicken thighs first thing in the morning and you think that's a healthy choice? Unless you're doing manual labor or you're in boot camp there's no way you're burning that. You're going to give yourself gout eating that much protein 3 times a day.
+--- 19231499
+>>19231487
+>tastes good, plus protein
+
+There's already chorizo and egg. I think you got the protein covered
+--- 19231500
+>>19231458
+An air fryer is just an oven with a fan.
+--- 19231510
+>>19228201 (OP)
+disgusting amount of guacamole, other than that nice
+--- 19231511
+>>19231499
+>you are one rep max
+LOL, ok kid
+--- 19231521
+>>19231422
+>>19231452
+See, people who can actually digest lactose without issues tend to like dairy products because they're good. Sorry you're defective.
+--- 19231526
+>>19230743
+>preservatives bad
+You mean lime, vinegar, and salt?
+--- 19231528
+>>19231510
+To you. Guac is the GOAT
+--- 19231530
+>>19231528
+not if you don't like avocado
+--- 19231538
+>>19231458
+I lightly coat them in a little oil, then put them in skin up for about 25mins on the air fry setting. You could probably cook less time, but i personally eat any meat but beef steak, well done and plus the chicken skin crisps up really nice. I then eat the chicken thighs with so buffalo sauce like ghetto but better chicken wings.
+--- 19231546
+>>19231538
+Thanks for the detailed reply. 
+
+Why would buffalo sauce be "ghetto" though. Its just another sauce... Idk
+
+Not everything needs fancy seasoning
+--- 19231556
+>>19228201 (OP)
+ajuacate, avacados, are one of the few doctor approved “good cholesterol” sources
+t. old guy with high cholesterol told to eat avocado regularly by my doctor
+--- 19231566
+>>19231546
+By ghetto I was referring to chicken thighs being a much cheaper replacement for wings. I think the last bulk pack of chicken thighs I bought was $1.99 a pound and that is after all the inflation and price gouging we have been dealing with
+--- 19231629
+>>19231452
+>t. turd worlder who gets the squirts when he so much at looks at a diary product
+--- 19232692
+>>19228239
+you have to eat a specific diet to not be fat, I eat whatever I want because I'm not a pig
+--- 19232702
+>>19231556
+With your shitty country's doctors. And no you aren't American. We can see your ip address retard lmao
+--- 19232706
+>>19228201 (OP)
+>>19228208
+>>19228210
+>>19228232
+>>19228239
+>>19228500
+>>19228505
+>>19228550
+>>19230120
+>>19230329
+>>19230335
+>>19230645
+>>19230679
+>>19230743
+>>19230776
+>>19230780
+>>19230820
+>>19231422
+>>19231452
+>>19231458
+>>19231471
+>>19231478
+>>19231483
+>>19231487
+>>19231488
+>>19231494
+>>19231499
+>>19231500
+>>19231510
+>>19231511
+>>19231521
+>>19231526
+>>19231528
+>>19231530
+>>19231538
+>>19231546
+>>19231556
+>>19231566
+>>19231629
+>>19232692
+>>19232702
+Fuck off racists

ck/19228234.txt

@@ -147,3 +147,194 @@ Most of the egg description in that image is just a breakdown of various acids i
 --- 19229538
 >>19228250
 nobody enjoys this garbage.
+--- 19229631
+>>19228360
+>writing out every single amino acid and fatty acid and sugar found in the egg
+why cope?
+--- 19229635
+>>19228369
+what infrastructure? there's a farm with cows on it near my house and it's just a empty field with a pond and a barn. meanwhile they're rerouting rivers so they can grow almonds in the middle of a desert and clearcutting rainforests to grow oil palms to make nutella.
+--- 19229645
+>>19229158
+>That being said, animal protein is better for you, it's good to mix both vegetable and animal protein for your diet.
+In pure nutritional terms, as long as the body receives complete proteins (ie the amino acids that it cannot produce on its own) you would be fine.
+All animal proteins are complete proteins which makes it simpler for consumption
+--- 19229652
+>>19229635
+it may shock you, but the water cost for almonds and other nuts pales in comparison to beef.
+--- 19229669
+My sister's soyboy husband convinced her that Beyond burgers were really good and actually tasted better than normal burgers.
+So I went to her house one time when he was away to help babysit and ordered smash burgers from a decent place and she instantly changed her mind again and realised that beef burgers were better.
+
+I guess she had only had terrible thick patties recently.
+--- 19229683
+>>19229652
+
+Shitlibs
+>um yikes do you know how much water beef uses?
+
+Also shitlibs 
+>um yikes you racist of course I support the free movement of millions of people illegally to a megalopolis in the middle of a desert
+--- 19229694
+>>19229683
+Get your mind out of the left/right divide.
+You can acknowledge the instability of increasing beef production without being pants-on-head retarded about it.
+--- 19229700
+>>19229694
+People like you are why hundred of millions of people died from starvation in communist countries. Go kill some sparrows faggot.
+--- 19229706
+>>19229700
+Genuine question, why do you need more beef?
+beef production has only gone up since you were born, are you eating any more than you were a decade ago?
+Would you not rather let the soyboys consume their bug patties while you keep beef for yourself but at a consistent level?
+--- 19229729
+>>19229652
+almonds are grown in a desert with water divered from the colorado river which now looks like this because of it. the water that cows drink literally falls from the sky.
+--- 19229738
+look at this map showing the deforestation caused by cows. oh wait no it's because of palm oil.
+--- 19229742
+>>19228894
+its called buying the chuck whole before grinding it into burger.
+--- 19229786
+>>19228316
+Soy hemoglobin
+They basically modify soy and pump it with chemicals to make it produce blood
+--- 19229805
+>>19228404
+how is 'white knighting'
+its just allowing people to enjoy the things they want to.
+LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS.
+--- 19229895
+>>19229738
+Literally everyone knows you are lying
+--- 19230208
+>>19228234 (OP)
+Environmental reasons. Planet is going to go to hell regardless, but I like the occasional useless gesture, and I'm just not refined enough for the difference in quality or ingredients to be a sticking point.
+--- 19230273
+>>19228234 (OP)
+Because beyond tastes better.
+--- 19230287
+if you eat beef it will make you stronger, smarter, healthier, more energetic, more masculine, and more based. 
+
+Now you know why they want you to stop eating meat, especially beef.
+--- 19230455
+>>19228317
+>legumes and whole grains
+Can't hide the estrogen in those
+--- 19230599
+>>19228234 (OP)
+There's no salt or pepper? No onion or garlic? No binding agents or or extra?
+--- 19230621
+>>19228250
+>enjoy
+ahaha
+--- 19230761
+>>19229631
+chemical bad unless it's man-made stabilizers and gums to keep your food particles glued together
+--- 19230829
+>>19228298
+>Heh, I am an internet badass
+>N-NO ANYTHING BUT SEED OIL!! OH GOD IM BEGGING YOU, NO!!!
+--- 19230844
+>>19229738
+Palm oil is used in tons of shit that non vegetarians consume such as foodstuffs, cosmetics etc.
+--- 19230869
+>>19228526
+good, maybe they'll ban shitty threads like these
+--- 19230948
+>>19228262
+>Also name a single thing wrong with any of those ingredients
+Methlycellulose is a laxative, eat your fake plant based faux meat and shit your guts out.
+--- 19230969
+>>19229652
+>it may shock you, but the water cost for almonds and other nuts pales in comparison to beef.
+Only when you use the most dishonest of water use calculations. For example you need to extrapolate the energy needed to process the beef into a joule equivalent. Then calculate the water used in a power plant to generate that energy as if it was all electricity and claim that cooling water passing through a power plant is "consumed" or removed from the surface water total. 
+
+That's how you get the insane claimed water use for beef production. Which also ignores that you could feed the whole world all 7.6 billion with beef at US consumption rates, at the massively elevated claimed water use rate by diverting the McKenzie River which currently flows 100% unused by humans into the Arctic Ocean. 10,000 m^3/s average flow.
+--- 19230980
+>>19229150
+I'd rather just peas than that shite. I'm sure I wouldn't like the consistency either.
+--- 19230985
+>>19228250
+Based reasonable take
+
+>>19228964
+Another based reasonable take.
+I don't care for vegetable meat, but the real shame is all the good vegetarian dishes being pushed out because of the meat alternatives.
+--- 19231087
+>>19229158
+>>19229645
+Animal Proteins also result in less waste as compared to Plant Proteins. 80% of Plant proteins comes out as nitrogenic waste as compared to Animal Proteins at 60%.
+--- 19231089
+>>19230969
+>Just drain Northern Canada bro
+--- 19231094
+>>19228250
+Why is there such an active and desperate attempt to market it and label it as some kind of “meat” replacement or alternative when it’s simply just not the case? Why do they go to such lengths to process and color vegetables with preservatives and chemicals to mimic the color and consistency of animal proteins? Why is a fucking veggie patty not good enough?
+--- 19231101
+>>19228234 (OP)
+Those fake meat burgers aren't very appealing to actual vegetarians either. Black bean burgers are much better and cheaper.
+--- 19231146
+>>19228234 (OP)
+Tastes slightly better than mcdonalds burgers AND it's probably the right thing to do ethically, too. I think people forget how shit fast food/cheap and frozen meat tastes.
+I wouldn't get it outside of that context, but I'm not a vegetarian.
+>>19228360
+I get it. I'm personally a badass dude who doesn't care about society or convention like I assume my fellow anons are, but lots of people do feel like they're missing out, whether they're vegetarian or Hindu.
+--- 19231154
+>>19231070
+I just remembered why I don't come to this shit board anymore. Enjoy the money you got to police this advertisement, faggot ass janny.
+--- 19231295
+>>19230455
+kek I'm pretty sure hormonal birth control has less estrogen than that. 
+If you don't want your girl to get pregnant, put her on impossible whoppers to halt her menstrual cycle.
+--- 19231308
+>>19228584
+eating anything and continuing to be alive can lead to a plethora of health conditions
+Too bad for you, you can eat beef without going through all of the stages you listed. Meanwhile your only options for goyslop are soybean extract and pea protein bound with ingredients harvested in 80 different countries, all using child labour.
+--- 19231694
+>meat is disgusting and foul!
+>which is why i will spend decades trying to replicate it
+--- 19231717
+>>19228234 (OP)
+If they could lab grow beef identically to the real thing, would they have to list all the components in the lab growth of it, or could they just list 'beef'?
+--- 19231730
+>>19231717
+>just eat the mega corp smeat bro
+--- 19231745
+>organizations band together to get people to eat p'eat' (plant "meat") and individuals try push veganism on everyone 
+>people like eating real things without risk of health harm
+>"why are you so worried about what others eat?!!!"
+--- 19231747
+>>19231717
+>Grow beef
+Yes there are already laws in place that define animal and non-animal protein. Why do you think we have distinctions between organic and GMO?
+--- 19231749
+>>19231745
+>>organizations band together to get people to eat p'eat' (plant "meat") and individuals try push veganism on everyone
+ 
+Not only that but they lobby politicians to outlaw meat or make it so expensive it's out of reach for anyone but the rich
+
+They are very evil people with a cult like mentality.
+--- 19231757
+I eat Just Eggs
+--- 19231759
+>>19230455
+>44mg of estrogen
+--- 19231767
+>>19231757
+I bet you would eat up a fake cum brand too ya fag
+--- 19232452
+>>19228250
+That wasn't the question fella
+--- 19232462
+>>19231757
+--- 19232495
+>>19228518
+>wife
+He will never be a woman
+--- 19232571
+>>19230455
+>The other part of the article that got a lot of attention was the statement that an impossible whopper has 18 million times as much estrogen as a beef whopper. I will retract that statement
+--- 19232591
+>>19228250
+it's like fucking a girls asshole when her pussy is right there. it's just....gay

ck/19228235.txt

@@ -38,3 +38,22 @@ you should take your complaint up with colonel sanders.
 --- 19228561
 >>19228235 (OP)
 The heat of the oil burns the spices
+--- 19230742
+>>19228338
+theres's only 5 flavors tho
+umami, salty, sweet, sour, spicy
+everything we eat is some combination of those five
+--- 19230896
+>>19228338
+Oooh, 24 FPS tards are now going after flavors?
+--- 19231924
+>>19230896
+kek
+--- 19231925
+>>19230896
+The crossover of the century
+--- 19231961
+>>19228300
+The only effect brining has on chicken is the placebo effect.
+--- 19232290
+does anyone ahve the pic of the great value seasoning soap?

ck/19228240.txt

@@ -70,3 +70,67 @@ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxs7gQuZDH0 [Embed]
 --- 19229198
 >>19228749
 nta but you made the claim, back it up
+--- 19229633
+>>19228240 (OP)
+Haram
+--- 19229814
+>>19229198
+no you back it up on these nuts nigga
+--- 19230482
+>>19228240 (OP)
+Name a country outside of africa that doesn't have pork and pie crusts.
+--- 19230489
+>>19228240 (OP)
+looks like something tha comes in a can
+--- 19230490
+>>19228571
+That's how you add flavour to these things
+--- 19230498
+>>19228240 (OP)
+American here, I am jealous. I fucking love all kinds of meat pies, all we have here are shitty frozen pot pies. I’ve been meaning to learn how to make them from scratch.
+--- 19230506
+>>19228240 (OP)
+I pork pied your sister in your bed
+--- 19230525
+>>19230498
+Get cracking then
+--- 19230697
+>>19228240 (OP)
+These with Branston pickle
+corrrrrr
+--- 19230717
+>>19228287
+>it's ok when France does it
+--- 19230732
+>>19228586
+i've had both
+a hot pork pie makes a nice change, but a cold pork pie is better
+I'll eat a cold pork pie with some cheese (my preference would be Creamy Lancashire), pickled chutney, and/or pickled onions
+--- 19230747
+>>19230717
+that does look good though
+--- 19230763
+>>19230717
+correct
+--- 19230852
+>>19228619
+>>19229175
+>>19230732
+Cold congealed meat in a stiff flavorless crust does not sound appealing. The pork pie looks good, but I would prefer it if it was fresh out of the oven. What's the reason for eating it cold?
+t. American
+--- 19231536
+>>19230852
+It's spelled "flavourless"
+--- 19232836
+Americans will never find pork pies appealing because they also do not have pickle.
+>t. knower
+--- 19232841
+where do i get good pork pies?
+--- 19232865
+>>19230852
+i can't think of a single type of pie, sweet or savoury, that isn't good cold if it happens to be good hot. or vice versa. 
+
+maybe that is the true magic of the pie.
+--- 19233010
+>>19228240 (OP)
+Any country that's jealous of the UK should receive immediate humanitarian aid

ck/19228257.txt

@@ -154,3 +154,51 @@ Based deenz enjoyed replier
 --- 19229416
 >>19228257 (OP)
 how does that work when it tastes and smells way too fishy?
+--- 19230099
+>>19229398
+Based deenz enjoyer replier identifier
+--- 19230109
+>>19228274
+>>19228324
+>>19228554
+>>19229145
+>>19228567
+Based
+
+Everyone else here is cringe.
+--- 19230833
+>>19228276
+This is accurate. I always have salmon stocked and I try to have it at least 1 - 2 a week. The versatility of it is unmatched as well
+--- 19231436
+>>19229370
+sounds gay
+americans do some pork tenderloin sandwich thing, i bet the cool euros and burgers would get along just fine. again, you are a faggot.
+--- 19231450
+>>19228280
+I want to punch my younger self for only ever trying the fish frikadelle. Kids are fucking stupid
+--- 19231460
+>>19228268
+Mackerel
+--- 19231463
+i often make trout
+--- 19231473
+>>19228257 (OP)
+>Fish for people who don't like fish
+
+It's literally fish, and it's really good for you. What are you saying? Are you gatekeeping fish with fish?
+--- 19231474
+Always wanted to try some monkfish
+--- 19231490
+>>19231474
+It's good, a lot of Korean restaurants serve monkfish souup
+--- 19231505
+>>19231473
+Correct. You're not a real seafood lover unless you're slurping rotten fish entrails from the sewage pipe of the Van De Kamps factory.
+--- 19231540
+>>19231463
+We don't really want trout farms to become like salmon farms, do we? Good. I'm glad we understand each other. Yes we both know about trout, trout prices and where to get it. Now shut up and never post it again.
+>>19231474
+Same applies to you.
+--- 19231550
+>>19231460
+*smoked and peppered

ck/19228305.txt

@@ -30,3 +30,32 @@ HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU EVER HEARD
 >HE'S DRINKING ROLLING ROCK...ON THE ROLLIN' ROCKER!
 --- 19228772
 Dropping the 33. lol.
+--- 19230035
+>went from 6 dollars to 8
+Goodbye old friend...
+--- 19230037
+>>19228305 (OP)
+InBev
+--- 19230045
+>>19228305 (OP)
+>it piss
+--- 19230180
+>>19228305 (OP)
+It's always tasted like Fritos with liver failure
+--- 19231265
+>>19228305 (OP)
+>american "beer"
+it was always piss
+--- 19231534
+>>19228305 (OP)
+It's owned by Anheuser-Busch so they are probably cutting it with the Budlight they cant sell
+--- 19231567
+>>19228305 (OP)
+ya know what else is piss? newcastle. Since they sold to heinekin they started brewing it in holland and now it just tastes like heinekin. it fucking sucks I can't drink it anymore I used to love it.
+--- 19232499
+>>19231567
+Huh? Newcastle in the USA is made by Lagunitas in Chicago and Petaluma. I didn't realize it changed hands everywhere.
+--- 19232974
+>>19228305 (OP)
+
+InBev bought it in 2006. The taste definitely changed after they started it brewing it in New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania. I used to drink it for years before change in 2006.

ck/19228615.txt

@@ -155,3 +155,100 @@ That is some top quality irony there. +1 anon. Hearty guffaws all around.
 
 
 Here's yesterday's appetizer spread.
+--- 19229659
+>>19229593
+You're confusing kumoi kiln donabe/nukadoko anon(me) with OP, or the other donabe chad.
+
+I also don't think I act like THAT much of a know it all. Maybe about rice, but there's so many ricelets that spout nonsense and it's fun to call them ricelets and tell them to post rice. 
+
+Example >>19229265 this is my post. Clearly just having fun diving head first into soba making without knowing anything about it asking for advice.
+I do have a sobakiri that I will be showing off later this week. :D
+--- 19229734
+>>19229659
+>I also don't think I act like THAT much of a know it all. 
+People don't see their own mistakes when going to the gym.
+>Maybe about rice
+That's the point. It has never been about the Donabe, I love me some authentic nipland stuff, but you knowing about cultivars, seasons, rice origins, etc. doesn't make you a good rice cooker (generally speaking - not specifically pointed at you)
+Nukadoko-anon (You) is alright. The other ricelet is insufferable.
+>sobakiri
+just fold the soba more and use a nakiri + komaita, anon. But if you find it fun to splurge on another special-purpose tool, go ahead. Heck, you can even replace the komaita with a tissue box lmao xD
+--- 19229780
+>>19229734
+Very reasonable and agreed. I know I'm an ass sometimes, but I'm just having fun... mostly. A big part is my sense of humor.
+
+Also I was wondering what the slicing board thing was called, so I have to say thank you very much for revealing that information to me.
+
+I have an arsenal of very high end Japanese knives(shigefusa mainly, and 2 kiyoshi katos) and always ogled at a sobakiri. Couldn't help myself when it was on sale lol. I will probably be using a pasta roller because I am absolutely terrible at rolling dough thin and I only have a shitty rolling pin.
+--- 19229837
+>>19229780
+Trying out asparagus nukazuke. Heard it's good. Will post review tommorow. I've started stirring my nukadoko twice a day due to the weather warming up.
+--- 19229863
+Why does this fill me with rage?
+--- 19229878
+>>19229863
+Because people are having fun, maybe?
+--- 19230450
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHPWJ92WYE [Embed]
+--- 19230542
+>>19230349
+Recommend me some good sake for complete beginner
+I want it sweeeeeeeet and fruity :D
+--- 19230573
+>>19229863
+Why can’t you post rice? Faggot.
+--- 19231183
+>>19229593
+>That is some top quality irony there. +1 anon. Hearty guffaws all around.
+Correction: It's not irony if it's intentional. It's satire.
+--- 19231964
+I will bump this thread.
+--- 19232890
+I apologize for the second bump. I'm making a kombu wrapped steak with delicious rice, AND I have asparagus, cucumber, and carrot nukazuke to go with.
+
+I drizzled some sesame oil on my nukazuke last night and it was heavenly, so tonight I will adapt a french vinaigrette recipe to make what I hope to be an incredibly delicious sauce/dressing for my nukazuke. Ready in about an hour.
+--- 19232966
+You fucking faggots still making these shit threads? That's laughably pathetic. King of Japan here by the way. I've been out living my life (in Japan), whilst you fucking losers sit in alone at night posting your worthless pictures to strangers who are equally pathetic LMAO ah man, ok back to living life for me (in Japan), you worthless pieces of shit enjoy your "japanese ryouri" though eh? Lmao.
+--- 19233035
+I shall post rice. I decided to add a piece of binchotan to the cooker because I forgot to refill my filtered water jar. Not too wet this time! :D Exciting!
+--- 19233054
+Steak came out okay.
+--- 19233086
+And wa la.
+--- 19233101
+>>19233086
+Pre-cutting steak and eating with chopsticks is just wrong.
+--- 19233113
+The asparagus nukazuke is truly delicious. The slight bitterness just adds to the complexity. 
+
+>>19233101
+I like eating rice out of a bowl, so it must be this way.
+--- 19233135
+>>19228615 (OP)
+Its not japanese food unless made by a japanese, retard. Youre just making an insult at best
+--- 19233139
+>>19233135
+What is it, then?
+--- 19233143
+>>19228991
+Lol, lmao even, everyone dislikes your clay pot samefaggotry did you think you just have one 24/7 hater?
+--- 19233145
+>>19233139
+An insult, at best. Learn 2 read
+--- 19233147
+>>19233145
+What kind of food is it? American food because an American made it? Does soba become French if a Frenchman makes it?
+--- 19233152
+>>19233143
+Are you going to be OK or do you need an adult?
+--- 19233155
+>>19233147
+No, japan is special. No way you can recreate it without the cultural heritage and upbringing. But you know this and still do it, fucking racist
+--- 19233157
+>>19233147
+Did you hear him? It's "insult, at best, food." 
+
+You find it in the grocery store next to the weight loss pills.
+--- 19233160
+>>19233155
+>>19233157
+lmao

ck/19228622.txt

@@ -21,3 +21,60 @@ I have literally never noticed a man wearing a bracelet and if you have, you're
 --- 19228857
 >>19228836
 touched a nerve huh
+--- 19231407
+>>19228836
+I'm positive that if a man is wearing a bracelet, as in jewelry, you can tell something is off by the guy way before you notice the bracelet.
+--- 19231411
+>>19228622 (OP)
+Fried green tomatoes are suprisingly delicious.
+--- 19231424
+>>19228836
+Bracelet wearer spotted
+--- 19231433
+>>19231407
+--- 19231481
+>>19228836
+>>19231407
+>>19231433
+It's called aposematism, animals advertising danger through colours. People are animals too. They use tattoos, make-up, coloured hair, silly hairdos (braids at 45 or purple hair in your 20s) or uniforms (cars, jeans, spiky hair, earrings,...) to do the same thing.
+>>19228836
+Proper Mini Cooper, clit licking Yorkshire terrier, mint-cinnamon vaping, tattooed sleeve, electric bicycle enthusiast detected.
+--- 19231610
+>>19231424
+Nope.
+
+>>19231407
+Good point, I guess. Still, I've never just sat about noticing people's wrists.
+
+>>19231481
+>Mini Cooper
+Only thing that's close-ish to accurate. I drive a diesel VW. No, not a bug.
+--- 19232646
+>>19231481
+I like how what started out as a tumblr hair dye joke is now real life incel lore.
+--- 19232682
+>>19231481
+>me wearing my cross bracelet makes me a lesbian
+Thanks for the tip incel.
+--- 19232710
+>>19228622 (OP)
+>Bon Appetit isn’t a vegan or vegetarian publication 
+>The restaurant the recipe from wasn’t either 
+What the hell are you talking about, OP?
+--- 19232719
+>>19232682
+No. It is an indication of what you are, not what makes you into what you are. Relearn how to think. A child could do better.
+--- 19232722
+>>19232646
+Dying your hair blue or whatever used to be kind of rebellious. Now, you’ve got people like teachers doing it so it’s way less cool. Tattooed have lost their edge too. If you really want to rebel these days you have to wear an insulin pump.
+--- 19232732
+>>19231407
+truth. i had some quarters at the dollar tree and bought little plastic color bracelets because they reminded me of the black ones i'd get at the mall in high school. i'm also a twisted fucking cycle path.
+--- 19232739
+>>19232722
+>If you really want to rebel these days you have to wear an insulin pump.
+Nah, just be normal
+Normal is the new rebel
+--- 19232743
+>>19228707
+cool nice fun fact i like it

ck/19228628.txt

@@ -6,3 +6,14 @@ What the fuck is Chamoy and why are Mexicans so fond it
 Its the Mexican version of Lawrys seasoning. Dey put it on evry thing mang
 --- 19229266
 Strawberry hot sauce
+--- 19231506
+Spicy fermented plum sauce
+--- 19231512
+Its fucking amazing that's what it is
+--- 19231515
+>>19231512
+i dont know what the fuck those gumym bears are but i want them. do they have hot sauce in them?
+--- 19231571
+>>19228628 (OP)
+
+I read it is really bad for you and causes all kinds of diseases, if it is killing mexicans I love it.

ck/19228632.txt

@@ -17,3 +17,34 @@ Love yucateco but the black one tastes like a Tijuana tire shop.
 Yeah, the black one is not great. I prefer the regular habanero or the mayan one
 --- 19229573
 Green is 100x better than this poseuer shit
+--- 19229662
+>>19228632 (OP)
+>*blocks you're path*
+--- 19229731
+>>19228632 (OP)
+yeah bro I fucking love cigarette ash too
+--- 19231275
+>>19228632 (OP)
+Green is much better.
+--- 19231281
+>not liking the black one
+Have it with beef you nerds you just haven't paired it right.
+--- 19231461
+>>19229662
+Yeah, that's the best one!
+--- 19231559
+>>19229570
+Chipotle > Negra > Mayan > Carribean > jalapena > red > green
+--- 19231845
+>>19228632 (OP)
+--- 19231941
+>>19231559
+exactly the opposite of what this guy said
+--- 19232028
+Nope
+--- 19232036
+>>19228650
+>first two words on the label are literally "sauce" and "hot".
+--- 19232044
+>>19231559
+woah woah woah, how the fuck is green at the bottom of the list?

ck/19228636.txt

@@ -16,9 +16,6 @@ how are you that bad at cutting veggies
 --- 19228659
 >>19228651
 record a video of you cutting a big ol potato with a chef's knife.
---- 19228660
->>19228659
->record a video of you cutting a big ol potato with a chef's knife.
 --- 19228669
 >>19228636 (OP)
 the biggest advantage is you can grab a ton veggies (or meat) at once and throw them into the pan without having to do that 2 or 3 times because your chef knife can't do that. 
@@ -132,3 +129,175 @@ dealing with fruits, obviously
 --- 19229346
 >>19229028
 Based, fuck retard OP
+--- 19229871
+Its better because the blade is very thin, enabling you to cut finer pieces, but i just use it for everything.
+--- 19229995
+>>19228682
+That brand is awesome. I only wish they didn't mail their knives in ordinary letter envelopes and instead used a box.
+--- 19230118
+>>19228636 (OP)
+The "universal knife" is medieval-tier thinking; and a favorite teenagers' exercise who love to complete about "but what IF you could only have one knife..". Humans specialize, like, we once started to cut hair with scissors instead of razors because it was just a bit more convenient.
+Nakiri is just a bit better for veggies and that's enough to use it along with a dedicated meat knife.
+--- 19230196
+you can use the large surface area of the knife to scoop more veggies and the weight is useful you fucking retard, literally kill yourself.
+--- 19230230
+this thread convinced me to get one
+
+right as i start my stir fry arc
+--- 19230274
+>>19228636 (OP)
+It's much more comfortable for me to use for a straight up and down action. I can afford more than one knife so I use whatever feels best at the time.
+--- 19230401
+>>19229160
+>>19228773
+>>19228647
+>>19228643
+This
+
+You can chop all kinds of meat and all kinds of vegetable in all volumes with a single knife, and you don't need much force because you let the weight do more of the work. This and a small knife for fine work and peeling - usually a 3 or 4 inch santoku type - is all that a housewife needs.
+
+>bbbut a professional chef uses
+Specialised equipment such as huge pots and wheeled trays and lots more counter space so they have other ways of transferring ingredients and making life easier, plus other specialised knives because they can spend more time looking after their kit. They have way more budget than a housewife.
+--- 19230486
+>>19228636 (OP)
+Watch those Chinese videos where dudes are whacking everything with cleavers. The cleaver is a great tool.
+--- 19230775
+>>19228636 (OP)
+My nakiri actually feels way better for cutting vegetables than my chef's knife or santoku.
+--- 19230818
+>>19230118
+natural finger strength is simply too weak to efficiently make fine cuts with large blades
+--- 19231068
+>>19230775
+skill issue
+--- 19231113
+If you curl your fingers when cutting, having a broad blade is even easier as you can keep contact between your hand and the side of the knife while cutting without much thought or effort. It doubles as a bench scraper as well, and I use it to crush garlic. Mine is very thin and made of white steel, which dulls quickly but also gets extremely sharp very fast. It's crazy how easy it is to sharpen even after months of neglect, I can be done sharpening in 2 minutes and stropping in 3 or so. I use mine for filleting fish too, but if I had a thinner chefs knife it'd be better; my chefs knife is german and thick behind the blade, good for stuff I'm scared to use my nakiri on but the nakiri has its place too.
+--- 19231115
+>>19231068
+Nah, my santoku is my favorite knife, if I have a lot of stuff to do, it's my first choice. If I have to chop herbs, my chef's knife is my first choice. If I'm just chopping veggies, my nakiri feels the best. I don't have the best knife skills, but they're way better than the average home cook.
+--- 19231119
+Without at least purple rarity or a durability modifier? Nothing.
+--- 19231123
+>>19228636 (OP)
+Idk what you're on about. Cuts veggies way better than a standard chefs knife
+--- 19231192
+>>19228717
+>>19228704
+>>19228701
+>>19228688
+>>19228685
+>>19231123
+>>19231119
+>>19231115
+>>19231113
+>>19231068
+>>19230775
+>>19230486
+>>19230401
+
+If you need a 'special' knife at all you're a cooklet
+I've had the same three knives for 5 years got it at a garage sale dont even know the brand. Dont care. Cuts like a knife..
+--- 19231203
+>>19231192
+I pity whoever you cook for considering those are 3 butter knives
+--- 19231208
+>>19231203
+t. buys 200 dollar knives with mommy's credit card and thinks it makes him cook better
+any knife over 2-3 dollars is a waste. learn to cook, the fundamentals first. I used to cook with a rusty potato peeler in my dads shed
+
+>Pic related
+Made this. Tastes good didn't take a 200 dollar 'special knife' to make.
+--- 19231210
+>>19231208
+Fucking lmao. Once again, I pity who you cook for jesus christ
+--- 19231211
+>>19228701
+Different functions. Nakiri are supposed to be compact and used dexterously while Chinese cleavers are workhorse generalists and are great for virtually any bulk chopping.
+Also anon just posted a western cleaver which is designed for hacking apart bones.
+--- 19231213
+>>19231210
+>YOU CAN'T COOK WITHOUT BUYING A FANCY 100 DOLLAR JAPANESE FOLDED STEEL 300 TIMES KNIFE
+
+I had a shit life. I started to drink to be happy for once in my life, and I cant quit so I keep doing it. My dad used to beat me when he wa s drunk. He used to play "helicopter" with me. It was where hed grab my dog by its back legs and start spinning around making helicopter noises, and then throw it across the room telling me to "go fetch the helicopter". Sometimes it landed on the couch other times its head slammed into the wall. It went deaf and blind in an eye before dying probably of brain damage
+--- 19231214
+>>19231192
+Replies of more than 3 should be range banned. You also managed to get one in there that's an obvious video game shitpost. 
+>>19231208
+Who needs knives when you can just smash a potato and some ground beef into a grey mush?
+--- 19231216
+>>19231213
+I'm not taking this bait lol
+--- 19231217
+>>19231208
+>200 dollar knives
+quality starts at $300 at least
+--- 19231219
+>>19231213
+>It went deaf and blind in an eye before dying probably of brain damage
+I sure hope you didn't try to butcher it with those knives..
+--- 19231220
+>>19231211
+That Cuisinart cleaver isn't much different from most chinese cleavers
+t. The one my grandma used is sitting 10 feet away from me right now
+
+>>19231192
+Gr8 b8 m8
+--- 19231224
+>>19231208
+Bud. You're making silly assumptions.
+
+A lot of people who love cooking will invest in a nice knife because it makes things easier and adds additional joy to their cooking. Having a nice knife or a nice set does not necessarily correlate in any way with cooking skill.
+--- 19231230
+>>19231192
+Lmao you telling me you chop watermelons with that? Or cleave through bone?
+
+>>19230775
+I agree nakiris are delightful for veggies. If I'm cooking at my parent's I'll use their nakiri. Personally though I have a Chinese cleaver that is a lot of fun to use as well for veggies. It's pretty much just an oversized nakiri anyways so it translates well.
+--- 19231236
+>>19231230
+Yup. Takes longer but unlike you I have patience.
+
+>>19231224
+Like I said learn the fundamentals, cooklets. Presentation barely matters. Don't need a shiny knife to cut your ingredients
+
+>>19231217
+Quality stops at 5 dollars mad. Go to your goodwill. Its about skill, nothing else. Not equipment.
+--- 19231260
+>>19228651
+>t. doesn't know the difference between chopping and slicing
+--- 19231309
+>>19228636 (OP)
+You can use it in Jiu-Jitsu practice too.
+--- 19231384
+>>19231236
+Wrong. You're absolutely too stupid and clearly arguing in bad faith to understand my one simple point that defeats your moronic argument, but here it goes...
+
+Efficiency. In a professional (skilled chefs) kitchen you can't use butter knives to do everything simply because it is too slow. Efficiency necessitates specialized knives. 
+
+>OH BUT NOT IN MUH HOME KITCHEN!
+
+Wrong again. Many people have limited time to cook dinner and need a knife that can do things quickly and efficiently. A shitty butter knife will cut things, but not nearly as quickly or efficiently as a proper chef's knife.
+--- 19231390
+>>19231217
+Above $100 quality for price starts to fall off drastically.
+--- 19231397
+>>19231236
+Your dull ass steak knives can't cut things into uniform shapes. Literally one of the most important things to get your food to cook at the same rate and make it so you're not getting stuff of all sizes in bites.
+--- 19231406
+>>19231390
+For factory made knives, yeah. Totally false for handmade knives.
+--- 19232023
+>>19231236
+>I have patience
+No, you're just wasting time and effort inefficiently.
+
+I bet my $25 santoku gets more shit done and way faster than your blunted paring knives.
+--- 19232906
+>>19228868
+Too clever for Carlos.
+--- 19232949
+>>19228868
+heh
+--- 19233027
+>>19228685
+SOVL

ck/19228693.txt

@@ -34,3 +34,80 @@ https://youtu.be/pAdQl0RyILY [Embed]
 Australian wine, american jam, german lunch meat/loaf. 
 
 What is going on in this image?
+--- 19229691
+>>19229074
+you wouldn't get it
+--- 19229710
+>>19229691
+:( please. I noticed the plain is probably from china as well.
+--- 19229830
+>>19229048
+The seasoning seems way too strong though. Besides the salt you should rather half all the spices.
+--- 19229867
+>>19228693 (OP)
+Why do you think you like it so much?
+--- 19229989
+>>19228725
+>German butchers
+But British cuisine sucks.
+--- 19230894
+>>19229867
+it tastes good
+--- 19230901
+>>19229030
+omit the olives and fry it up until crisp and you have it
+--- 19230923
+https://www.amazon.de/Fleischwerke-Zimmermann-Leberk%C3%A4se-Vorratshaltung-schnellen/dp/B0BGY53X1L/258-3186351-1162769?psc=1
+--- 19231299
+>>19230923
+>.de
+>OP is asking for the U.S
+--- 19231940
+>>19231324
+Not the same.
+--- 19231951
+>>19231324
+Despite its name, Leberkäse contains barely if any liver.
+--- 19231956
+>>19228693 (OP)
+it's fucking bologna why is german food so depression era disgusting, i wouldnt feed that to a dog
+--- 19231959
+It’s just a big hot dog cut into slices.
+--- 19231971
+>>19231299
+maybe they ship to the US? if it's on amazon, it should be theoretically possible.
+--- 19231975
+>>19229030
+Bologny
+>:(
+
+German bologny
+>:)
+--- 19231978
+>>19231956
+that shit is 1000x more delicious than you would expect based on its looks. really worth giving it a try even if you have to make it yourself
+--- 19232005
+>>19231956
+>>19231959
+>>19231975
+I lived in Germany for 6 years and Leberkase tastes nothing like the processed oscar mayer slop we have in the U.S
+--- 19232112
+For me it’s Liver Cheese encased in fat
+--- 19232124
+>>19232005
+You will never be American. We can see your ip retard lmao
+--- 19232134
+>>19228693 (OP)
+Hey OP, I'm in Germany, and I will send you a pack of Leberkäs. Just give me your adress.
+--- 19232142
+>>19232134
+270 Park Avenue, New York, NY.
+--- 19232409
+>>19232124
+Why would I want to live in Germany again? I would miss my guns too much.
+--- 19232414
+>>19232409
+Yeah yeah foreigner. You're not American and never will be.
+--- 19232570
+>>19232414
+Germans say I will never be a German, Americans say I will never be an American, I just can't win.

ck/19228751.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,688 @@
+-----
+--- 19228751
+>almost two-thirds of Gen Z-ers (63%) don’t drink coffee at all – that's almost double the percentage of Millennials (33%). The proportion of Gen Z-ers who have 3-4 cups of coffee per day (4%) is four times less than in any other generation, meaning that even those who drink coffee, do so lightly.
+https://today.yougov.com/topics/consumer/articles-reports/2021/10/08/us-gen-z-hasnt-caught-caffeine-habit-and-where-do-
+--- 19228757
+Zoomer here, never drank coffee. Shit isn't bussin, frfr.
+--- 19228763
+I would have absolutely no problem with this as long as when they do drink coffee, they get it from local roasters and only drink good stuff. My assumption is that they're probably more on the Starbucks and Dutch Bros side of things though.
+--- 19228770
+>ZOOMERS!!!
+--- 19228780
+>>19228751 (OP)
+caffeine is for fat people
+--- 19228782
+I mean I only really started drinking coffee when I was about 30 because I needed to stay awake on the job. Zoomers don't really have to do much at their young age.
+--- 19228789
+>>19228751 (OP)
+>almost two-thirds of Gen Z-ers (63%) don’t drink coffee at all
+thats because 2/3 of the generation is under 18. jesus christ
+--- 19228791
+>>19228751 (OP)
+What now? All the trendy 3rd wave shops are filled with kids chugging fliter and chatting about aerobic, anaerobic and postfermented coldbrew. Millenials working on laptops sip latte and whatnot
+--- 19228793
+>>19228791
+ok boomer
+--- 19228795
+>>19228770
+you know damn well the millennial version is a million times better
+--- 19228797
+>>19228789
+Where do you live where it's not allowed to drink coffee before reaching 18 years of age?
+--- 19228800
+>>19228797
+who said its not allowed?
+most kids don't like coffee.
+--- 19228807
+zoom-zoom
+my brain is so fried that caffeine doesn't work
+i do occasionally enjoy a coffee every now and then cause I just like the taste
+--- 19228810
+It's true. Not long ago, using a series of text messages (which itself was a negotiation as she wanted to use the Snap Chat app), I asked a zoomer girl out on a coffee date. Rather than immediately agreeing as I hoped she would, she instead replied with a string of incomprehensible emojis. Using words, I was able eventually to decipher that she found the idea of meeting for coffee risible (though she took pains to assure me that it was only the coffee and not about me). Having dispensed with that idea, we negotiated a meeting over themed desserts (her idea) followed by a walk along the river where we would share a marijuana cigarette which I specifically procured for the occasion (legally, from the dispensary, before you report me to the police). Also she was of legal age, before you report me to the police.
+
+This world the zoomers come from is very different from our own and they use a form of pidgin that barely resembles English even if the words are the same. Half the time I have to explain myself to her or she has to explain herself to me. Despite these difficulties, I can recommend that all men of my age try dating a zoomer girl. It is a fun challenge and there are of course certain other advantages that need not be explained ;-)
+--- 19228811
+>>19228770
+the fact I don't have a girl like in the 4th pic of the millennial one is the reason why i hate everything in life, fuck the modern day
+--- 19228813
+Has anyone started a collage of the things Gen Z is destroying?
+--- 19228819
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Coffee is an increasingly expensive luxury, of course zoomers aren't going to indulge in it.
+--- 19228821
+>>19228810
+reported to the police
+--- 19228824
+what do zoomers even do lol
+
+for real though what do they DO
+--- 19228828
+>>19228824
+adderall
+--- 19228829
+>>19228770
+>Gucci gang vs Scott Pilgrim
+It's not even a competition
+--- 19228830
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Why drink coffee if you don't have a job?
+--- 19228833
+>>19228763
+Local shit fucking sucks and I’m tired of you old faggots crying about shopping local. It’s not convenient when everything I want shows up on a box on my porch.
+--- 19228838
+>>19228833
+Gross hermit talk anon.
+--- 19228839
+>>19228830
+Don't have a job because no one's hiring despite having ads up. You piece of shit
+--- 19228845
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I am glad about this because every time I turn around there is some new drive thru coffee place opening up hoping to cash in on Starbucks popularity with normies.
+--- 19228851
+>>19228833
+I have no problem with ordering stuff online. The point is still to go through small roasters who care about freshness and sourcing good ingredients, rather than supporting big corporate crap that all tastes the same.
+--- 19228858
+>>19228824
+All they do is destroy.
+--- 19228865
+All they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, eat hot chip and lie.
+--- 19228880
+>>19228770
+>zoomer
+>life is shit
+>e-thots are all basic belle Delphine clones
+>"emo" guys are all cringe as fuck, 95% chance they are they/them and blm-pilled, commie as fuck
+I have burning memories of the girls in that 2nd category at the mall when i was a wee zoomer, you'd see them at the hot topics, even then I thought they were hot as fuck
+The chance of seeing one now in the 2020s is rare as a shooting star
+--- 19228886
+>>19228810
+enjoy the ass breathe
+--- 19228909
+>>19228751 (OP)
+coffee is gay
+--- 19228912
+I'm a zoomer and i love coffee but im not a fag about it. I just get the Peet's Big Bang ground coffee from target. Peet's is a Californian coffee chain i think.
+--- 19228937
+That’s because that 2/3 is on prescription amphetamines.
+--- 19228969
+>>19228797
+there is no real reason to be addicted to a central-nervous-system stimulant before age 18, most people really only start abusing coffee once they get to college or get a full time job
+--- 19228979
+>>19228969
+Tell that to the pharmaceutical industry that has millions of elementary school kids addicted to amphetamines.
+--- 19228988
+>>19228751 (OP)
+good, more coffee for us
+--- 19229005
+I'm late gen Y/early Z (29 years old this year) and I swear the only coffee that keeps me awake is the iced fast food shit thats like 200 cal.
+the pre-made stuff from the store is too sweet and weak while coffee from a pot taste like shit even with creamer, milk, sugar, etc
+--- 19229015
+>>19229005
+.coffee from a pot tastes like shit
+Either you're using folgers or you just don't like coffee that much
+--- 19229020
+>>19229005
+I can only drink coffee with a tiny bit of cream, no sugar (The cream is because I'm white) either extremely hot or cold brewed
+If coffee is even slightly sweet its disgusting
+--- 19229039
+If you require drinking coffee to maintain your lifestyle/job, then the structure of your life is incorrect. You need not drink anything but water when you wake up if you have a proper sleeping schedule
+--- 19229040
+>>19229015
+that's entirely possible but I drink it mostly to stay awake at work
+--- 19229044
+>>19228813
+>Millennials are killing boomers en masse. They even opened concentration camps!
+--- 19229046
+>>19229039
+>if you have a proper sleeping schedule
+yeah and you should attend church every Sunday as well
+--- 19229051
+>>19229046
+Nah fuck that. Provides no utility to living a physically healthy life
+--- 19229056
+>>19229039
+you can have a healthy schedule/structure but still need coffee because you got addicted to it and now you get caffeine withdrawal migraines
+--- 19229059
+>>19229056
+just drink a Dr. Pepper
+--- 19229081
+>>19229059
+>>19229056
+Or maybe get some willpower and actively choose to stop pursuing a bad habit. Tough it out until the migraines go away, you sound exactly like a smoker
+--- 19229093
+>>19228824
+Adderall and energy drinks
+--- 19229096
+>>19228751 (OP)
+gen z sucking on balls
+--- 19229128
+>>19229081
+>smoker
+aight then
+--- 19229134
+Tea is better
+--- 19229137
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I am a '97 Gen Z
+I have an espresso machine at home and drink 2 shots per day. Won't pay for coffee-shop shit because that stuff is like $5+ and the baristas are shit at their job
+--- 19229159
+>>19228751 (OP)
+they haven't tried a 90+ point hyperlight ethiopian blueberry bomb yet, shit's bussin fr.
+--- 19229196
+>>19228969
+Most people drink coffee as part of their breakfast or during the afternoon snack, at home with their families including the kids, at least in my country
+--- 19229205
+>>19229137
+I bet you have a set of these, too.
+--- 19229229
+>>19229005
+I'm 32 and I like either black coffee or full sugar Red Bull
+
+Ideally, 8.4 oz Red Bull to jolt me awake, and coffee to keep me going
+--- 19229271
+>>19229081
+how is it a bad habit aside from "muh caffeine is technically a drug!!"?
+--- 19229280
+>>19229271
+>because you got addicted to it and now you get caffeine withdrawal migraines
+>not a bad habit
+
+Willingly chaining yourself to a substance to feel normal is the very definition of a bad habit
+--- 19229306
+>>19228751 (OP)
+>Zoomers are destroying the coffee industry
+yeah and 10 years ago it was global warming killing the industry...
+--- 19229315
+>>19229306
+Acid rain killed the whole planet back in 1992.
+--- 19229321
+>zoomers are making money and living their lives now
+>41st birthday, literally asked my geriatric father for money so i can buy alcohol 
+holy fuck im a disgrace
+--- 19229337
+>>19229321
+same
+--- 19229348
+>>19229321
+I'd say it get better, but goddamn.
+Any marketable skills, anon? You employed? Is there a woman in your life?
+--- 19229353
+Im 22 i drank coffee on and off since 17 half of my girl friends drink it and like a quarter or less of my guy friends
+--- 19229374
+>>19229280
+I have at least 2 cups every day and when I need to stop for a while I feel nothing, no withdrawal
+--- 19229375
+>>19228979
+nothing has changed since the 20th century
+--- 19229380
+>>19229348
+>Any marketable skills
+nope, used to be pretty good at CS 1.6 if that counts
+>You employed?
+Worked at circuit city for 2 years till mine closed in 2008. Tried working at Party City last year but I kept fucking up on cash register cause I can't count and always fucked up every customer interaction, tried stocking but they "politely" let me go after I threw my back out and dropped the big ass helium tank they use for the big balloons
+>Is there a woman in your life?
+Nope, never. Closest I ever came was this girl from my old town who was a cute weeb emo girl kinda like pic related, was too much of a bitch to ever actually make a move and we lost all touch after I moved with my father.
+--- 19229384
+>>19229044
+no no no those are safety health centers
+--- 19229407
+>>19229205
+no idea what those are, what's the joke
+--- 19229417
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I will never get addicted to coffee like my parents and be forced to drink it daily every morning like them or else they just cant function at all. Also I dont drink or do any drugs so cant "gotcha!" me on that
+--- 19229421
+>>19229407
+They’re hair curlers. The joke is the weird zoomer perm.
+--- 19229424
+>>19228880
+>commie as fuck
+Good. If only.
+--- 19229434
+>>19229421
+Better than being bald
+--- 19229437
+>>19229434
+Is it, though?
+--- 19229440
+>>19229437
+...yes? Being bald is an immediate 50% attractiveness and charisma debuff
+--- 19229442
+>>19229434
+Honestly baldmaxxing seems pretty sweet if only you 
+>have the right fucking headshape 
+>buff
+--- 19229453
+>>19229440
+It’s one thing to not have hair. It’s entirely another to have hair and blaspheme the Holy Spirit by twisting your God-given locks into the unnatural abomination that is the zoomer perm.
+--- 19229494
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I only ever drank coffee to make me shit before my shift
+Now I'm an alcoholic
+--- 19229595
+>>19228751 (OP)
+‘02 here
+I don’t like the taste
+--- 19229601
+I was born in 95. I drink stuff like this. Kinda like pre-workout but not as over the top. Easy to measure scoops mean I can choose to have a light roast coffee amount of caffeine, a double espressos worth, or if I'm really sluggish a BANG energies worth. It's a relatively cheap option, definitely cheaper than energy drinks in a can by far. It's not that I don't like coffee its just that
+>I would rather not yellow my teeth
+>I don't want to knock people over with coffee breath
+>It doesn't require anything to make it, just water
+>You can pre-portion it in bags for travel
+>It is not as dehydrating
+>Comes in many flavors, doesn't get old
+I initially used it to break my caffeine addiction. I slowly went from an espresso a day to ~4 a day to 2 BANGs a day at my worst. Now I have roughly 120mg a day in the morning but I don't need it, I can skip on the weekends. I use to get crippling headaches if I skipped a single day. I find it funny that I never got addicted to nicotine, alcohol, weed, or any form of addictive substance EXCEPT for caffeine.
+--- 19229602
+>>19228810
+Excellent write up
+--- 19229611
+>>19228795
+>>19228811
+>>19228829
+>>19228880
+You guys are so out of touch and plainly romanticizing your youth
+It's the exact same shit you're just old and bitter now and miss a time when you were young and optimistic and kissing a scene girl was the height of your worries
+--- 19229634
+>>19229611
+No my childhood was actually better. Right in the middle of the emo wrist slashing trend. But then the school found out and they got the help they needed with minimal permanent repercussions. Nowadays they'd be encouraged to cut off their tits and cocks and take hormone pills to further the hormone imbalance caused by puberty.
+--- 19229637
+>>19229611
+bro i'm literally a zoomer and the scene girls are 100x better than the e girls
+--- 19229713
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I only drink coffe when the need arises but that shit is nasty when you drink it for pleasure
+--- 19229715
+>>19228813
+Holy shit a millenial just flew over my house!
+--- 19229720
+>>19228824
+Eat hot chip and stare at they phones
+--- 19229774
+>>19228810
+Anon, stop stalking high schools.
+--- 19229785
+>>19229044
+We call those retirement homes.
+--- 19229788
+>>19228763
+As a zoomer, i like nescafe dried instant coffee 
+I know its goy coffee but i like it
+--- 19229804
+>>19228839
+you didn't answer the question
+--- 19229874
+>>19228810
+very, very nice prose. I commend your attention to minute details, and I offer you a sincere applause. Please do submit another comment momentarily, I anticipate t!
+--- 19229882
+>>19228865
+>twerk
+those were the millenials, my man
+--- 19229884
+>>19228791
+What are 3rd wave shops??
+--- 19229885
+>>19229196
+>at least in my country
+
+We have no idea what that country is
+--- 19229886
+>>19229380
+anon, I... am sorry to hear all that
+--- 19229896
+>destroying the coffee industry
+
+Coffee is eternal and will never die. The shit grows naturally
+
+Unlike canned energy drink #24872
+--- 19229900
+What's up with zoomers/zillennials and trying to quit coffee
+
+Well, I know the reason, some of you are fucking spastics
+
+Decaf is an option you know
+--- 19229907
+>>19229380
+How do you like to spend your time? 
+
+Just waste 10 hours a day on the internet like a lot of people here probably?
+--- 19229934
+they're getting buzzed on energy drinks instead
+--- 19229949
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I'm 23 and everyone my age I know drinks coffee. Every break at uni the coffee machines are swamped too.
+>study is about america
+Oh yeah that might explain it.
+--- 19229952
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Zoomers don't do anything but thc vapes. They're so utterly lazy that it turned them almost straight edge. Zoomers bug the fuck out of me with their constant shit takes but I find a lot of millennials my age are even more annoying cause they have this midlife crisis of trying to remain young and relevant and it just turns them into libshit echoboxes.
+--- 19229954
+>>19229900
+>What's up with zoomers/zillennials and trying to quit coffee
+
+I didn't know that was a thing. Regardless. It's funny how aesthetics I think play into things. The "coffee culture" and "zoomer culture" aren't the same. 
+
+Like think of how coffee played into the hipster millenial playbook by going well with coffee shops, book stores, indie rock, whatever. Like you really imagine coffee going with scarves and beanies and flannels. Thick framed glasses, etc.
+
+That or super pretentious full-on adults with $3000 espresso machines or being elitist about it. 
+
+Vs. The zoomer who enjoys their RGB pc accessories, esports tournaments, dyed hair styles, electronic music or rap, more "futuristic", like read this >>19229601
+
+I think of zoomers getting caffeine from supplements like that or the latest energy drink, like look at the can design of pic related. 
+
+Even if this thought was explained shittily I think you see what I'm getting at. Everything kind of has a "halo" around it in a cultural or aesthetic sense and coffee just doesn't fit with the zoomer ethos. 
+
+I mean damn, coffee could even be associated with "work" (traditional careers) or "intellectualism" (like academics sipping coffee and writing papers) and both of those things zoomers want to turn on their head too. Through "alternate ways of generating income" like social media, and shit like tiktok has a complete anti-intellectual bent-- It's dumb as hell. 
+
+
+Anyway, that is the main question in my mind. Do they consume less CAFFEINE in general or is this drop in consumption specifically related to coffee. Two different things.
+--- 19229961
+>>19229949
+Ok so where are you from
+--- 19229962
+How do I meet zoomer girls? I've been looking into different local sports clubs and there are only old people or men. Where the fuck are they?
+--- 19229965
+>>19229961
+Slovenia. Guessing it's similar in most of europe.
+--- 19229969
+>>19229962
+At home or at school.
+--- 19229987
+>>19228770
+zoomers seethe cause they know deep down the internet has fucked them up beyond repair. you can make all these little memes and shit, your brain literally broken from tiktok. 90% of you fucks are on antidepressants and amphetamines with erectile dysfunction by the time you're 22
+
+eat shit kid
+--- 19230009
+>>19229907
+literally interent, occasionaly game, probably spend 15-20 hours a day, i eat shit like hot pockets in front of my pc or drink whiskey if i have enough money (or if i find the courage to ask dad again for more money)
+--- 19230016
+It's because gen z are all service industry workers who live with their parents.
+
+If they had their own homes, and jobs that were worth actually keeping, they'd wake up and make a cup of coffee and go to work.
+--- 19230050
+>>19228770
+the emo subculture was cringe af, but still a lot less cringe than zoomers
+t. based '90s gen x kid
+--- 19230063
+>>19229987
+>criticizing those brain broken from the internet
+>is on 4chan
+--- 19230064
+>>19228751 (OP)
+The idea that zoomies aren't caffeine dependent is laughable. They might not be drink coffee, but they're drinking shit like bang.
+--- 19230072
+>>19229611
+it’s interesting to see how millienials have already become their parents, reminiscing upon their youth and whining about the generation younger than them
+--- 19230145
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Y2K zoomer here 
+
+1. Zoomies are addicted to sugar, even those that drink coffee overload it with sugar and cream. Most would rather grab juice or water in the morning
+2. Either pay $3-$5 per cup at a shop, plus tip, or make at home.
+3. If you brew at home, you either buy a unitasker coffee machine, use french press which is a pain to clean, or use pour-over which takes forever. If you don't use a machine you also have to buy a kettle and if you don't use french press you have to buy filters. Or you could microwave instant coffee if you hate yourself.
+4. Coffee makes you crash, makes you incontinent, and fucks up your teeth if you drink it regularly
+5. Adderall and gamer-marketed energy drinks exist and are far more powerful/popular respectively
+
+This is coming from someone who loves the taste of coffee and drinks homebrewed black decaf. I have no bias against coffee, but it's just not something zoomers have any incentive to get into
+--- 19230212
+>>19228751 (OP)
+good, no one should be consuming that disgusting bitter bean water
+--- 19230233
+I (m 35) paid an escort (f 19) to give me a bbj with cim and a nude b2b massage. $150 and perfectly legal in my country. It was awesome and I will be doing it again soon.
+--- 19230278
+>>19228829
+https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjrCRyZVTE8 [Embed]
+--- 19230297
+>>19228751 (OP)
+4 cups of coffee a day is a lot. What's the problem with millenials?
+--- 19230298
+>>19229952
+best post itt, all accurate. millenial boomer faggotry pisses me off far more than zoomer shit. arrested development faggots straddling 40 that still think they're 24 which is why they say shit like "you have to be 18+ to be here" when someone doesn't understand a reference you need to be at least 30 to get
+--- 19230345
+most people drink sloppa coffee. best they don't drink at all so we can get more quality coffee
+--- 19230370
+>>19230297
+lol, we drink 4 cups of coffee before starting work. age range 20-65. europe is way different in that regard
+--- 19230389
+>>19228839
+You could always work in manufacturing. They take anyone with a pulse.
+
+But you won't.
+--- 19230406
+>>19228839
+Have you considered enlisting as a 4chan janny, the profession of choice for the gentlemxn NEET?
+--- 19230421
+>>19229039
+Have a baby and say that.
+--- 19230425
+>>19229051
+>Gathering in commons with your neighbors and celebrating will not make you healthier
+Uh huh.
+--- 19230429
+Millennials are in their 40s and still can't afford to move out of mom's
+--- 19230442
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Coffee tastes like shit anyway. Pop some Bang and you get the caffeine kick for free.
+--- 19230447
+97 zillenial here. Most zoomers aren't drinking coffee because a good portion of them are still under age. They also don't work a 9-5 are similar day job where you may need a morning cup, and most don't eat breakfast either. But they are drug addicts hooked on big pharma meds and get all of their caffeine from energy drinks. 
+
+I escaped all of this because I had an inbetweener boomer dad and gen X mom and neither put me on ritalin and I'm doing the same for my kid.
+--- 19230453
+>>19230429
+Why do millennials have a full head of hair while boomers and zoomers are bald at age 16? LMFAO
+--- 19230458
+>>19230453
+They cut it less often
+--- 19230477
+>>19230442
+>no cap coffee isn't slop enough for me
+>it's not enough of a corporate product fr fr
+>I need corporate branding to help build my identity as a person
+--- 19230670
+>>19230477
+I'm paying $2 for my Bang, you're paying $5 + tip for your Starbucks coffee.
+--- 19230678
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I am the oldest year of zoomers and I drink 5 or so cups a day.
+I assume once they get jobs or go to grad school that number will tick up.
+Frfr catch me having caffeine induced panic attacks in the law school library basement ong jit
+--- 19230681
+>>19228824
+They still vape around here. That and every type of energy drink you can imagine.
+--- 19230690
+>>19230072
+A lot of millennials are parents now, so it makes sense. The youngest millennials are in their mid to late 20s. 
+>>19230063
+>Implying 4chan is anywhere near as bad as TikTok or similar apps
+Shiggy diggy
+On 4chan you actually have to read shit sometimes, unlike on TikTok where everything auto plays and you barely have to read anything at all. No pauses, just a constant stream of content. 4chan is much different.
+--- 19230692
+>>19228839
+Maximum cope. If you were willing to work you'd find work. You just feel entitled to better than something like shoveling dirt or scrubbing bathrooms. I can understand the helpless feeling you get seeing people no more than 8 or 10 years older than you having lives that you know you can't possibly achieve, but you can at least be honest about your reason for not going to work.
+--- 19230695
+>>19230670
+>Thinking Starbucks is a place for good tasting coffee
+Kek
+--- 19230702
+>>19230670
+>Not just making coffee at the house you own.
+--- 19230734
+>>19228751 (OP)
+>Zoomers are destroying the coffee industry
+Good
+--- 19230735
+>>19230406
+underrated
+--- 19230738
+>>19228795
+they are litterally the same faggot
+--- 19230741
+>>19230692
+Not that anon but my issue with working is that I'm slow with my hands and kinda slow in general so I wouldn't last long in a fast paced physical environment, which is what practically all low skilled work is around me.
+--- 19230745
+>>19228751 (OP)
+they're all on stimulants for ADHD so they don't need caffeine
+--- 19230749
+>>19228751 (OP)
+didn't start drinking coffee until i was about 27, now i'm a proper caffeine fiend and big beans has me by the balls
+--- 19230756
+>>19230447
+>zillenial
+cope harder zoomie
+t. smug 95chad
+--- 19230769
+>>19228833
+
+>MUH CONVENIENCE
+--- 19230777
+I've got friends with zoomer aged children, and more than 2/3 of them are on adhd medication. They also live of energy drinks and their parents kind of just ignore that, and in many cases buy them for them in bulk
+>t. 1984
+--- 19230788
+>>19230695
+>>19230702
+Coffee tastes awful regardless. Even drinkers claim it's an "acquired taste," which is the same argument you hear for all other nasty food and beverages people still consume.
+--- 19230792
+>>19230777
+adhd meds stunt growth by suppressing the appetite, we're raising a generation of future manlets, should be illegal
+--- 19230793
+WHAT THE ZOOMERS ARE DESTROYING COFFEE THIS IS SO UNFAIR FIRST THE MILLENNIALS DESTROYED EVERYTHING ELSE NOW THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM WHY WONT THEY DRINK COFFEEE HELP ME DONALD TRUMP PLEASE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IM GOING INSANE
+--- 19230809
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I see this as a good thing. It's a disgusting beverage, designed only to make drones work harder and longer.
+--- 19230826
+>>19230788
+Bad take, but I think 300mg of caffeine dosed in strawberry lemonade flavored slurm is terrible, so we'll just call it subjectivity. 
+>>19230792
+The general checked-out nature of parents today is eye opening every time I see it in person. Mine's 5, and even some of the kids in her kindergarten class are on drugs.
+--- 19230836
+>>19229315
+Reversing acid rain is one of societies greatest achievements
+--- 19230837
+>>19230788
+Acquiring a taste is what happens when you don't drink baby-tier drinks or eat baby tier food anymore. Complexity is not something that comes naturally in most cases. Energy drinks are all overly sweet slop that don't do anything other than make my teeth feel gross from the excess sugar.
+--- 19230862
+>>19230145
+>french press which is a pain to clean
+Literally takes like 90 seconds to rinse, soap, and dry.
+--- 19230865
+>>19230826
+>slurm
+millennial card: verified
+--- 19230941
+>>19229096
+this stuff has existed since mid 00s, def a millenial thing. any college with a large asian community would have one nearby.
+--- 19230963
+>>19228810
+>.t
+--- 19230977
+>>19228810
+Zoomer girls are none of your fucking busy you cradle robbing creep. Fuck off and die
+--- 19230982
+Seriously though coffeebros how do we solve this? So many small businesses are going to go under because zoomers refusing to drink coffee.
+--- 19230983
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Good, caffeine is a narcotic and should be outlawed.
+--- 19231002
+>>19230982
+Yeah, let me drive out and pay $5 for a cup of coffee when it costs $100 to fill the car at the pump. I think my coffee maker does a good enough job, thank you very much.
+--- 19231051
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Good. That bitter shit tastes horrible and "acquired taste" doesn't exist.
+--- 19231053
+Coffee gives me diarrhea and jitters if I don't have a big meal first AND take l-theiane (misspelled). Thats why I take 3 grams of kratom or drink a white monster instead. Also coffee is only really super nice when sitting outside in the cold
+--- 19231264
+>>19230670
+3 dollars for a can of decent cheap grounds
+--- 19231269
+>>19228770
+>Implying emo/scene kids weren't absolutely the cultural punching bag of their generation
+--- 19231280
+>>19228751 (OP)
+yeah, and 2/3 of zoomers are under 15..
+--- 19231296
+Kids have been drinking Red bulls and Bangs before their ever given coffee so by the time they actually drink it, their caffeine tolerance is high and resulting into thinking they're just drinking brown water.
+--- 19231312
+>>19231296
+We had jolt cola though.
+--- 19231321
+>>19230429
+this guy was based af tho
+would make friendos with and talk shit on the faggotry militant police state 
+also if i met that police chief in person there would be a self defense situation
+--- 19231342
+>>19228839
+I found this picture of your familly
+--- 19231346
+why are americans obsessed with the equivalent of sociology's horoscope?
+--- 19231966
+>>19231346
+I'm not. I'm obsessed with my having sex with my distant aunt who I live with. I moved in because my college is in her state and since her husband ran away with a younger woman she's been distressed. Now she's the biggest cock tease and really flirty with me every day. I don't think can keep it in my pants anymore.
+--- 19231980
+>>19231966
+have sex with her.
+--- 19231998
+>>19228757
+all cap, dawg. pass the elf bar
+--- 19232411
+>>19231980
+Yeah that's the plan
+--- 19232417
+>>19231346
+How should I know retard
+--- 19232418
+>>19228833
+Your state sucks then. The local shit for me is actually good and made me realize coffee is okay sometimes
+--- 19232427
+>>19232418
+State? I'm not American retard lmao
+--- 19232457
+>>19228751 (OP)
+Millenial here, I quit not just coffee but all caffeine. Drugs are gay.
+--- 19232488
+>>19232457
+the age of enlightenment is directly correlated with the introduction of caffeine to european society my nigga
+then we found out about cocaine and had the industrial revolution and various other huge scientific advancements in the 19th and early 20th centuries
+it's time to legalise meth so we can start colonising space i reckon
+--- 19232699
+>>19232427
+>Retard thinks states are a uniquely American concept
+Many such cases, sadly.
+--- 19232725
+>>19232488
+This guy fucks, fast
+--- 19232726
+>>19230983
+(You)
+--- 19232959
+>>19228757
+coffee is actually really great, but i dont blame you for not drinking it. it messes up your stomach if you aren't used to it, and coffee addicts cant function without it due to over reliance on it. still, you should consider having a cup on special occasions.
+
+>>19228770
+No most of us regret that part of ourselves actually. except the awful energy drinks, but chemical addictions are normal in every generation so don't even pretend it counts. I still have a soft spot for edgy asthetics but I refuse to partake in the most egregious stuff like the things you posted.
+--- 19232967
+>>19228811
+theyre all whores and sluts. 
+t. knew girls like that in high school
+--- 19232969
+do you get coffee in prison?
+--- 19232972
+>>19228824
+>>19228828
+OKAY
+FESS UP
+WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ADDERAL ZOOMIES
+THERES A SHORTAGE AND I WANT IN
+--- 19232991
+You old fucks are just like boomers. Haters
+
+>you will never be bussin bussin
+--- 19233056
+>>19228751 (OP)
+when I was a teenager that hairdo would have gotten your as beat in the bathroom, or after school just of campus.
+--- 19233074
+>>19228751 (OP)
+I'm 30, I never drank coffee except for a one year period for a really difficult office job that started early.
+I also don't smoke cock like most zoomers so I guess I'm the best of both worlds.
+But the sad truth is zoomers guzzle energy drinks and those that don't troon out will still die at 40 when their hearts explode KWAB
+--- 19233079
+>>19228770
+Literally same shit and I make no distinction between the two and wish both were drowned before I ever had to deal with tehm

ck/19228896.txt

@@ -1,3 +1,186 @@
 -----
 --- 19228896
 going to san francisco this weekend. what are some restaurants and bars worth visiting?
+--- 19229835
+>>19228896 (OP)
+I enjoyed Sushi Hon
+--- 19229918
+Empress of China
+--- 19230033
+>>19228896 (OP)
+north beach has some of the best strip bars in the world apparently. For sushi, check out a place called okazu-ya on taravel street.
+west sf is more chill if you don't like stepping over junkies
+--- 19230040
+>eating world class cuisine at a beautiful outdoor bistro overlooking the bay
+>two fentanyl addicts fighting each other and deeply mentally ill man openly defecating in the street
+--- 19230048
+>>19228896 (OP)
+the tenderloin district open air fun market
+--- 19230049
+>>19228896 (OP)
+The ones at the airports, grab a flight to somewhere more pleasant like Columbia while you're there.
+--- 19230068
+Smugglers cove is my favorite tiki bar
+--- 19230076
+>>19228896 (OP)
+The Shota
+
+no really, that's what it's called
+--- 19231344
+>>19230040
+i had a .380 in my pocket the whole time I was there during a work trip. Protip you can put secured firearms in checked luggage. Don't even bother with Californias concealed weapon laws, just do what you gotta do.
+--- 19231349
+>>19228896 (OP)
+>going to san francisco this weekend.
+
+Well aren't you a lucky SOB?
+
+I've never been to California 
+
+t. pennsylvanian
+--- 19231370
+Be sure to wear some flour in your hair
+--- 19231375
+>>19230049
+don't you guys ever get tired of making predictable one liners?
+--- 19231387
+>>19231375
+I'm not sure that was all that predictable. The recommendation to visit Columbia in particular took me off guard. 
+
+But you know, I'm sure Columbia has some slammin food though
+--- 19231393
+>>19230076
+proof or it didn't happen 
+I ain't googling that shit
+--- 19231402
+>>19231375
+You must be fun at parties
+--- 19231416
+>>19228896 (OP)
+Wear a mask and carry a bottle of hand sanitizer. And no, it has nothing to do with COVID.
+--- 19231479
+>>19231416
+What does it have to do with then. The general cleanliness of the entire place?
+--- 19231509
+>>19231479
+Japanese people like it clean and hygienic. And they're right. Not just because of COVID. There are plenty of other ailments that can be avoided with simple hand gel, gloves and mask. And hair net.
+--- 19231562
+>>19228896 (OP)
+download the app to avoid the shit on the street
+to answer your question
+SF known for its sourdough
+SF known for clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
+--- 19231638
+>>19231402
+See, now that wasn't a predictable one liner.
+--- 19231651
+>>19228896 (OP)
+House of Shields
+--- 19231657
+>>19231509
+What are you talking about retard?
+--- 19231882
+>>19231370
+Heheh
+--- 19231884
+>>19228896 (OP)
+I hear Nordstrom has a nice restaurant. Grab a meal and then free clothes.
+--- 19231946
+>>19228896 (OP)
+Nopa - best burger, overall excellent food
+Nopalito - elevated mexican food
+Mission street for burritos - cancun, la taqueria, el farrolito
+
+Hot sauce panko wings for great wings
+
+Lou's cafe for awesome sandwiches
+
+Hong kong lounge for fancy ass chinese food
+
+Lots of famous places to try if you can score a reservation.
+
+Went to a place called earnest that had a really well priced prix fixe with a ton of amazing dishes. 
+
+There's a bar called the page bar that has pappy van winkle priced at 12-20 per shot depending on age and usually has a few other good bourbons.
+
+There's lots of places. Nopa is my favorite restaurant in sf. Show up 10-15 mins before dinner service and you'll get a spot at the communal table. Try the burger and order a bunch of appetizers. They're way more interesting and delicious than the entrees.
+
+t. Grew up in sf
+--- 19231952
+>>19228896 (OP)
+where in SF?
+
+would recommend chinatown for some cheap bakery dim sum
+and toronado, OG beer spot. cash only
+cellarmaker house of pizza if you want hype pizza and delicious IPA, kinda pricey but everything there is.
+--- 19231955
+>>19231952
+also,
+
+house of prime rib is GOAT and you can walk in and sit at the bar if you're feeling that sort of thing. monster cocktail and delicious prime rib dinner for ~$100. absolutely worth it. won't be able to get a reservation but the bar is first come first serve
+--- 19231957
+>>19231952
+I will second Toronado. Awesome place. There's is, or was a fat bouncer there that has a tiny dog he puts a leather bikers vest on. It's adorable.
+--- 19231960
+Food in San Fransisco is actually free. Most people just go to Whole Foods and eat right from the hot bar. They have free forks and shit, too.
+--- 19231965
+>>19228896 (OP)
+
+Schroeder's and Suppenküche are both fun for german food.
+--- 19231999
+>>19231402
+Predictable one liners are aren't very fun at parties.
+--- 19232003
+>>19231349
+Go to the nearest trailer park and shit of the sidewalk while injewe injecting heroin while playing loud mexican music in the background. Thats the californian experience
+--- 19232022
+>>19231999
+That's what she said
+--- 19232055
+>>19231344
+>just do what you gotta do.
+Murder?
+--- 19232072
+>>19231884
+>Grab a meal and then free clothes.
+
+I see what you did there
+--- 19232077
+>>19232003
+Maybe in your shitty city lmao
+--- 19232099
+>>19231562
+>Sf known for homosexuals 
+>Sf known for aids 
+Go to any downtown bar and ask the transgender bartender to put clam chowder in your bread bowl. 
+
+DONT LET HIM WEAR A CONDOM
+
+> True San Francisco experience
+--- 19232110
+>>19231946
+> Show up 15 to 20 minutes early and you'll get the communal table
+
+Imagine showing up early to share a table with a bunch of aids ridden fagots.
+--- 19232115
+>>19232099
+You would know tranny lmao
+--- 19232225
+>>19232110
+Two things to imagine...
+
+Not realizing the food is good enough to be worth it.
+
+Not knowing the area Nopa is in doesn't have many gay people just a lot of yuppies and rich middle aged couples.
+
+Stupendously stupid.
+--- 19232233
+>>19229835
+Yum
+--- 19232531
+>>19231952
+Nob hill. Planning to check out tonga room since it's near my hotel. Is it any good?
+--- 19232536
+>>19231952
+>>19231957
+Toronado is my favorite beer bar in the country. Only reason I bother going into the city these days

ck/19228915.txt

@@ -47,3 +47,58 @@ You've never met someone from Louisiana, it's crazy how similar they are when th
 --- 19229420
 >>19229408
 Neither of you know anything about Louisiana. Creoles are not niggers and Cajuns are not Creoles.
+--- 19230245
+>>19228980
+Dumb frog faggot
+--- 19230248
+I don't like Cajun seasoning anymore. I don't know why. Probably too much Tony's.
+--- 19230785
+>>19229341
+nobody has ever said it out loud
+its just tonys
+--- 19230806
+>>19229369
+I thought it was sha-shares
+--- 19230828
+>>19228915 (OP)
+Do no one think this is salty as shit? I used it sparingly, as directed, but you almost don't get the full flavor of it. Add more and it's too salty. Help.
+--- 19231045
+>>19229341
+ChaSchurRays, we know it's not actually pronounced like that but after 20+ years of using the stuff it's not changing
+--- 19231060
+>>19229341
+My racist Uncle Kenny calls it Tony Woppa-dago's. We've tried explaining that cajuns aren't Italian, but whenever we go out he asks for "that eye-talian spice" and the regular waitresses know what he means. Every time he shakes a little seasoning out, he makes Super Mario "woo hoo" noises, and sometimes he even plays the Godfather theme on his phone. We want to ghost him but he's the only guy in the neighborhood with a snowblower.
+--- 19231163
+>>19230828
+gotchu man. Get it right and add salt to fit your taste.
+--- 19231881
+>>19230248
+>too much Tony's
+You got tone'd
+--- 19231896
+>>19231163
+Now this ...... This is a game changer. Thanks anon. Sidenote: I wish he wouldn't advertise no MSG. Usually when I see that it makes me NOT want to buy it.
+--- 19231987
+>>19228915 (OP)
+>no msg
+>premium ingredients
+lol
+--- 19232751
+>>19231060
+I love you.
+--- 19232755
+>>19229341
+Shakers
+--- 19232763
+>>19229323
+i don't use any salt though. i don't find it necessary when i'm not drinking coffee daily
+--- 19233158
+Cavenders is better and from the most racist city on earth.
+--- 19233173
+>>19231163
+huh i gotta find some of that
+i love this shit but don't like stuff too salty
+--- 19233178
+>>19233158
+False. Cavenders is garbage and easily reproduceable with standard spice rack shit. Tony Chachere's No Salt is the best shit. Behold!
+>Brown Sugar, Dehydrated Onion, Dehydrated Garlic, Red Pepper, Dehydrated Bell Pepper, Lemon Powder (Maltodextrin, Lemon Puree, Citric Acid, Sugar and Lemon Juice), Paprika, Basil, Thyme, Oregano, Silicon Dioxide (to Prevent Caking).